The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-08-15
WINGED MISSILES.

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crows heads the other day.
A colored man was the first one in Gcor-
gia to market ba.e of cotton.
Atchison Globe: "a mans reformation
always dates back to tho last time he was
caught
French school boys wear uniforms, uni
every institution of learning has its dis
tinctive dress.
Tho BARRIERS of Now York arc renting
out the ceilings Of their shops for adver-
tising purposes.
When the phonograph has caught the
politician he can not deny the remarks of
tho previous day.
John Sherman is a fnancier. 1t is said
the bulk of his w.aith is SO invested as to
bring him IL per cent.
The Countess Tostoi is tall, beautiful
woman ana very fond OF society. The
count prefers tho pow.
France has u salvation navy. 1t is an
annex of The Salvation army aud has o y
boat on the river Seine. -
Tho Milwaukee Journ Il thinks when liv-
ing becomes mere matter of h ,bit our
days of usefulness are over
The lobster is q verv oil creature.
Scientists think ho can trace back his
pedigree for 70 million years.
Tho publishers compliment Stanlcy's
manuscripts. He writes p iniy ami uccu-
ratclr. No changes to mlske.
Chicago philantropists want to pension
school teachers after they have been in the
service for twenty-five years.
John johnson and all his namesakes live
in Chicago. According TO tho late direc.
tory 800 OF the name live there.
Mrs Grlndy: Women vino say they
have mo time to read usually have plen.
~ Of time, but they suuaulcr it.
Tho people ara always taking advantage
Of the rats. An illuminated cat" 10 scare
the rodents away has been invented
Carlyle: The meaning of song goes deep
Who is there that in Logical words can OK
press tho effect that music has on US.
Nockamixon township, Bucks County,
Pa, boasts Of q iour-ieysed duck which
uses them oil in q way that is q 81 ght to
sec.
Mrs. Anna Garland Spencer has charge
Of church in Providence, Il l. She has
tho reputation Of being the best speaker
here.
Senator Stewart of Nevada is always
enveloped in q cloud OF smoke. Hc is
more closely welded 10 the weed taan
Grant
to Voogda to unite the extreme habitablc
north OF tho Russian empire with tho
interior.
Mrs. Reagan, wife OF the Texas senator,
learned shorthand without teacher, ils>S
order to become her husbands privatepa
secretary. ~
Miss Louise lmogene Quincy, tho poete s,7.
ID remarkable pedestrian. She thinks
nothing of walking twenty miles day by
way Of pleasure.
"A new model school in Germany, which
has been built 1T II cost of s2a5 O0J, contains
u large dining room where 100 poor children
can bo fed in winter.
The czar Of Russia has forbidden up.
pause in tho theatcrs of ST. Petersburg.
He is liable at any timo TO issue an order ,
against babies crying. y
sum of $4,000 has been collected by
American ladies' for tho furtheranco ,,f the
higher medical education o: woren ut this
JOKE Hopkins University
Nobody over n::.es to NEE. the '.!-told-
you-so" people. Pcrsoas avoid ;se,a
this world and they hope not q meet tn
in either of tho other world.
a plank has been saweJ In F. ska, CAL.
for exhibition at the worlds fair 1t is of
redwood, twelve and II half feet long, six.
teen feet wido and four inches thick.
A novel summer charity in New York
| provides summer excursions for little girls
who are obliged to take care of younger
children while their parents are at work.
A Waterville, Me, III n was placoi in
tho lookup for being drunk When he
awolso in tho morning he discovered that
he had been sleeping with corpse all
night
y farmer at Warwick, Il. L., beng un.
able otherwise to dispcrse ~ gang Of
tranps in his yard, overturned hive OF
bees. Tho tramDs disappeared, but not
till many had suffered.
| Men who have capacity of the head
| arc willing to bet OH the capacity OF their
stomachs. fellow in New York is
| willing to wager that he can cat mora
mOlasses than any other man.
"Iced CLANS, u pint of beer IL portion OF
Ice cream, large slice of watermelon and
u cup OF coffee" Was an order given at;.
| cafe in Cincinnati. Tho consumer lived to
| smoke cignrette after the nova rclust,
| A. Hunt sunk an nrtcsiun we'll 1SJ feat
| two miles from San Ecrnardino recently
Tho water rses thirty inc he. above the
top Of the oaslng and stoncs o: eighteen
| pounds weight are occasionally thrown
| out.
Herbert Gladstone is IS years old. He "a
in parliament on the prestige o; his fltners
! nanlc more than on hi. own ability. II.
Is considered milk ani-water youn, man,
tennis player ami dawdlcr at 5 O'cloc;
teas"
d"Eh Mct;iynn, Il shoemaker of Kings
! ION, suffering from IN abSce,5 on the neck
died suddenly Oh SUNDAY evening Al
noon he sad to his wife: ~ want !. good
dinner; il | do die | don't want to die
hungry"
Tns is the way tho great b.ust OF
Africa goes to his extinction. An ordinary
elephant produces ~ DJu:u, of ivory
worth s3i, t.nslLni consumes go tons,
Tor when il is neecssary to kill l.,uuI
! elephants year.
THO clock recently removed from the
exchange tower in Savannah. Ga, has
marked OF time t!c4o 20. eisusv-scyen
years. 1t waa 4emoyoi because i. h,u be-
co.:,o TOO unreliable. A modern tmeD;ccs
is to take Its place
The Chi.a!io Tribune is "asin'' the pur-
chase Of Cuba at any cxtravagant figure.
1t quotes Uncl. Sam rs aging: "rwe
hundred millions for that iittlo island OF
Cuby! Git cont, Como right down to
business. Whtt'l We t,t,,c:'
u. 4. Shilabcr (Alrs Part ,ton) reach
cd his 9Th tirthl.y last Saturday i. HIS
hcailh mas BEEN poos for several wears, but
neither his own Suffering nor tn, conuucs
OF that bad brT Ike has dimmcd his GENIAL
spirit OF dcininis;!cd his love :or his fellow
man
A new st milling hlocl; fo- HI .sp,:sts
has been oi:;,. " dc;crminai youne
MISS Lay, VINO was married by II ~.
Roberts, lie having anothc: wife at the
iinlc. When she had TO lie .re MIN sh,
sued him for GroIclI of promise o. marriage
aud has got verdict OF e., 40.
The emperor OF Russil's suita at present
consists Of !'i persons, cs whom seventy.
three are cener..l aia sev.nty-six extra
nid. dc-ram!. To t.e suit. bniong fifteen
usc.Aocrs of the cmperial family, seventeen
persons of not imperial hi:th, seventeen
counts n.uo barons AMI Ill other nobi,-
men.
Titc i.stiyr iu,.ls ranhit IL a strict ,.o.xat.,