The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-01-02
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--saasil boy Ma, pss The bread
Mollst g.iefslsl III What, ny sonf snsll
hsy gsszniigD yon can reach IT,
--Yosns Melher = Don'i yca Thick hshy
% d. lls biz h,hetf ysiior We 90.
bat sosids'i worry; he NAY eaisr6v
H.
You 60, ibs beet Of ns ia pfoposire
lot ihe hsbd Of Anelia nnl Nsref mind.
OF fellow. yop nay DO beet mss al the
we5Aisg
THE psns Of wbs, character 10 his-
isfy sses pfrsos neaiion when asking
The serrsui 10 put coal 90 tho htt' Pbilip
,hs Crest
"a sharper sbo ge,s 90 cents t5r re.
esip, for tllliss insects sspds this reply.
Oct your insects 10 smoke cigarettes d
will lill them.
sae-And will yon alssys love mel
al ihe live.ioag dayf He-Y.s-e :.
Thick 80 fenil give me . chance 10 stop
10, meals. ! snpposcg
--wten you zee man who Kisses lis
children 10 public, you nsy be pretty sure
thai be keeps the seals OF their psntsloot 8
well busted II home
The men 10 Chieago are so impolte
that II = ben should get on a crowdtd
s,reei arsnd wsnt 10 oil. 40 one would
get ~ aGd give hsra chance.
Il don't see how Jones has ever made
saeh a success, said one OF bis friends to
saoiher He never says anything. May.
be that's the reason. was the reply.
Odd Ai.I deaed the lightning. but be
Would have made sorry figure at the end
OF live electric wire 1t would have been
sale 10 hsve given odds 90 the wire every
time
-Yabsley-I vould rather talk TO q
good, sensible girl any time than dance
wiekvire Well. why don't you do SOL
Yabsley (souowiully) They won't listen
10 me.
There is light additional difference
between bill snd aud pill other than
tbe difference OF one letter. The first is
bard TO set up and the second is bard 10
get down,
Mamma, exclaimed little boy indig.
nAn,ly, after the visitor had gone, when |
grow up TO be man I'm going to get mp
= society for preventing ugly old wom,n
from kissing nice lit.ls boys.
The man who says sarcastic things
abou, bis wife going through bis trou-
sers pockets" while he is ssleep, is gen.
orally the one who decent give bis wife
any money when be is awake.
Impatient guest "a, seaside): Where
10 the world is that waiter? Head Waiter:
Was be 40 sir' Impatient guest; He may
have been forly'ihree when gave him the
order but he's fifty by this time.
There ia DO such person as Santa
Claus, is tbere1 asked a small Hartford
girl Of her mother Some folks say there
~ not, was the reply, Well, don't care.
i don't like folks who say there isn't any
Santa Clans They never give any nice
presents
"A girl 10 Smith county. Kansas, won
geo by busking and cribbing sixty BUSH
els OF corn 10 tve hours. A man in an
adjoining county got sir mouths board |
and lodging at the county's expence by
"cribbina' only Que buIhel. Another man
husked 1t.
Careful parent Before | can give |
consent to your proposed marriage to my |
dauebterI must know something about
your character. Sui,or-C certainly. sir,
certainly. Here Is my bank book. Careful
parent latter glance Take her, my son,
And be happy
Conductor = What do you mean, sir,
by splitting all over that seat? Old Gen,
-wbasd do mean' Why. that there sign
ssys not ter spit on the door. an tner
~inders il fastened down. al there Amt
no spiiioons persijed. Where In thunder
10 yer expect Teller TO spit.
Bad Boy tgelting 10 body blow)-
There. take thatl Good Boy (iolding bis
'rms With sanity eIpressicn) No,
Tommy, will not hit you back, because
promised mother that | would never
'stike playmate, but clicking him 10 the
'.omacbl how do you like that?
Have you quarter you can give me,
~ asked .a,tetoi.looklng Individual o.
citizen. My wife and children hay. had
ioihlna 10 eat for two day. oh. that
son't 10. replied the gentleman: / gave
'on % cents yesterday. What did you
10 sth THAR had to buy inca, for the
log.
Ladies and gebtlemen, said the Pro-
esscr, hnd that | csnno, perform the
rpeiimen. Of ita ,,ion. ss the wind ma
hins Is out OF order There vas q great
rosn Of dissppoin'ment. However. add
q ths pfoiessot suddenly. may be
bis 20 provide a substitute. Is there
genilemsn from Chicago 10 the audi
ocei
Small boy Say. dad, wish you'd
ei @e a bieyel Old man: Can't al.
III II, my sou. Rent too high, coal too
ear. Besides ! dop'i want you 10 break
bar necs. Small boy; Well. then, .
fie,ese- Old man; Can't do 1t But
u tell ycu What you may have When
Inter eomes III Try ADD &c, you nice
ing iclcle.
Hubby. dear. cant vfii 10 tell you
bat In gong 10 buy you for cbrisimssl
sriics sife sh~i IL IN Well. In gong
set you .ilssr card tray. aud bronze n
efcglss far the uanfel and q Lovely Kas.