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The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

SIZE can appreciate a kiss from her nus-
band seyenty-hve years after the marriage
ceremonY Is pc rformed
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

To ~ULAT the stomach, liverand bowels,
and promote digestion, take one of Carter's
Little Liver Pills every night Try them.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

A GEoLoersr ought to be q good strata
gtst-Yeaowine's News
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

DEAD men tell no tales, but the ones who
write their obituaries often do.-Elmira
Star.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

For Throat Diseases, Coughs, Colds, etc.
effectual relief is found In the use OF
"BroDn's bronchial Trochss." Price rs cts.
Sold only in bores.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

MANY people take no care Of their money
till they come nearly to the end Of it; others
do Just the same with their time.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

THE Duke Of Fife was revealed lately as
a partner in tho banking firm Of Henries,
Farouhar &, CO., ns well as in Scott 81 Co.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs
Is Halc's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

art II grace.
China silks APP
pear in most
tempting quail
ties and patterns.
These are usual
ly trimmed with
tinted or gay-col-
orcd MORE rib
bons the shade Of
the figure in tho
silk; and charm
ing, indeed, arc
S o m g of these
toilets, a Xuave
jacket girdlc and
S a 5 b of moire
bein g included
in the acccsso-
ries. More clab-
crate and drcssy
toilets of these
silks are made
with rich lace
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

THERE are no good liars, though come Of
them are very skillful and talented.-N. o.
Picayune.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-04-03

.!sN'T 1t rather remarkable that ''the
oldest inhabitanti is never O womanl-
Washington Star.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
Grains of Gold.


Cheerfulness is health; melancholy is
disease.
Reprove your friend in secret, and
praise him openly.
Prejudiees are chains forged by ignor-
anee to keep men apart
The best preparation for the future is
the present well seen to.
There is no genius so gifted as not TO
need control and viyifcation.
0fall earthly music, that which reach
es the farthest into Heaven is the beat
ing of loving heart.
Whatever else may be wrong, it must
be right to be pure-to be just and tep-
der, and merciful, and honest.
Just as iron rusts unless It is used, and
water puhefes, or in cold turnsto ice, SO
our intellect spoils unless it is kept in
use.
A mans virtues are pearls, and the
thread on which they are strung is the
fear of God; break the thread and the
pearls are lost
We wish to be happier than other peo-
pie and this is almost always difficult Of
attainment, for we believe others TO be
happier than they are.
Whoever is conscious of faithful earn
est effort should regard his temporary
failures with a calm and uEtroubled
spirit. Regret them he must learn les
sons from them he may, but to sink into
despair because of them is both unrea-
sonable and unmanly.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
A Startling Death Roll.

From the Philadelphia Times
The death Of Congressman Lewis F..
Watson, Of the Twenty district
Cameron, Mexican, Nenango and War
rem makes the startling death roll Of
three in our delegation Of twenty-eight
members, before the close of the first ses-
sion Of Congress, and two of them wore
the honored title of father Of the House.
William d. Kelley was the first TO fall
in the race, and ike the others, he fell in
the harness. He was the oldest member
in consecutive service, and bad been so
for some years. being two years the senior
of Randall in continued service and four
years the senior Of 0'Neil in length Of
service. He had been familiar figure
in the halls Of Congress since in 1850, the
date Of the republican revolution, and he
was often in the House during the early
DAYS Of the present session, but too feeble
10 accept the distinction on committees
TO which his abilities and experience en-
titled him. He died in the early days Of
the session, leaving to Randall the title
Of father Of the House lie had reached
his three score and ten with half Of
another decade added, and his work was
done.
Samuel J. Randall never entered the
halls Of Congress after the title Of father
Of the House descended to him. Indeed
he never appeared in that body during
the present session Of Congress. He was
qualified as Congressman on his death
bed by special resolutions Of the House,
and he lingere many weeksev dream
ing Of restored vigor that would enable
him once more 10 take the seat that his
name had made lustrous in his country's
history. Wearing disease finally con-
auered the will that had ever been in
domitable, and he obeyed the call for the
Ioag halt before the important work Of
the session had been accomplished. The
title Of father Of the House again de-
4oended to a Philadelphia man. Mr..
O'Neil, and thus three of our city repre-
sentaiives wore the chsplet in less than
aalf the period Of the single session.
Lewis F. Watson bad not stamped his
impress upon the craftsmanship of the
country, and his public service had been
fitful. lie WIS first elected in 1876. then
defeated in 1875 and reelected in 1850,
but only to be defeated again until 1855,
when he won his third term. For the
first time be had been nominated this
wear fol two consecutive terms He was
abreast with Kelley in braving the
storms Of seventy-6ve winters, Whiie
Randall fell in his 62d year.
Since The election Of the present Con-
gress in 1885. eight members have died
making, We believe, an unprecedented
list Of mortality. and three, or nearly hall
the whole number, were taken from the
twenty-eight members forming the Penn
sylvania delegation.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
None of His Business.

For cool self possession or remark
able display Of indifference in trying and
exciting times the descendant Of Ham
when be wants TO be is hard to discount.
The fact was forcibiy illustrated in an in
cident connected with the recent trial Of
the Chambers case at Ironton. 1t will
be remembered that one Of the principal
witnesses for the defence was Frank
Jenkens, negro, an eyewitness Of the
tragedy. Frank Was whitewashing
chicken-coop only few feet away when
the shooting occurred. On the direct ex-
animation he told his story in straight-
forward way, and his evidence was very
material. The cross examiner propcund-
ed the usual questions and made stren-
uons attempt TO tangle the witness in
giving his testimony. Concerning the
facts immediately preceding and at the
time Of the shooting, question would be
asked Frank, la which he would give a
prompt reply and then the attorney
would ask:
"What did you do ihen?"
81 just went on white washing the
chicken COOP
~But when the defendant appeared
with the gun and it seemed as if some
one was going to be hurt, what did you
do them"
Il kept on whitewashing the chicken
coop. II was none of my business and
where came from in Woodward county
kentucky, bad long learned not to in
terfere with two white gentlemen engag-
ed in settling a question OF honor |
turned up one end of the coop and kept
right on with nay whitewashing"
"when the shot wos fired what did
you do.?"
Kept right on whitewashing."
"Did you do anything when they re-
moved the body?"
"Yes kept right on whitewashing."
The Judge smiled, the spectators litter
ed, and the whole court room appreciate
ed this wonderful display of disposition
to attend strictly to ones own afiairs.-.S
Louis Republic
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
A Strangers Bluff.

There were dozen OF US in a smoking
car on the Lake Erie & Western during
the closing days of the late Presidential
campaign, and of course We compared
notes.
Gentlemen said New Jersey bank
er, all bet $4,000 on Harrison"
"Right now ~ asked a man who came
forward all of sudden, having an old
carpetbag in his hand.
Yves, sir"
"P. y. W, which means produce your
wad." said the stranger, and opening his
carpet bag he took out roll of bills as
big as your leg.
"That is, will bet $40, 900 that he gets
the popular vote" stammered the bank
er,
&C. d. W. t. r, which means come down
with the rhino," replied the stranger, as
he fshed for his Doodle again.
IL haven't got $4,000 with me, but
I'll-I'll see you later"
Exactly. Any of the rest of you gen.
tlemen anything to say ?"
81 bank on Cleveland" remarked one.
Al. m. d. y. b., which means how much
do you bank p asked the stranger, as he
waved his wad on high,
"0h, don't care to bet"
HDoes any one else 2"
No one did and he took up his carpet
bag and retreated into the next car.
found him there an hour later and ask
ed:
"Were you betting or bluffing?"
"Here's the roll, and you can judge fol
yourself" he replied as he took it out.
Im telling you straight when say
that he had s2s in bills wrapped around
an old piece of canvass-not q dollar
more.
81 haint got no aristocratic blood in
me-" he said, as he put the roll away
again, "and hain't purity nor smart
For these reasons ginerally travel with
an offset, which the same is this, C. a. s.
m. which means come and see me with
anything in the shape Of bet'-N. ],
Sas
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
Selecting a Part.

Chicago Actress-"I should like to
have part in your revival of Cinder-
ella p"
Theatrical Manager" Do you think
you can play the part of Cinderella p
Chicago Actress" No, but I'd do most
beautifully as one of the sisters whom
Cinderella's shoes wouldn't ft."-N Y
Weekly.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
A WORD ABOUT CATARRH.

II is in the nervous membrane that wonderful
semi-i.uid envelope surrounding The delicate
tissues of the air and food passages. that Ca
tarrh makes lis stronghold. Once establish
ed it eats into the very vitals, and renders
life but long-draw breath of misery and
disease, dulhng the sense Of hearing, tram
melting the power of speech, destroying the
faculty of smell, taintiug the breath and kill
ing the refined pleasures of taste. Insidu-
ously, by creeping on from simple cold in
the head, il assaults the membrous lining
and envelopes the bones, eating through the
delicate coats and causing Inflammation,
sloughing and death. Nothing short Of to-
tai eradication will secure health to the pa
tient, and all alternatives are simply pro-
crasticated suffering. leading to fatal ter
mination. DR.. Mcclellan has, by a treat
ment local and constitutional, made the cure
of this dread disease a certainty, ard has
never failed. Even when the disease had
made frightful inroads on delicate constitu-
lions, hearing. smell and taste have been re-
covered, and the disease thoroughly driven
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
Hold 1t to the Light.

The man who tells you confdentially
just what will cure your cold is prescrib-
ing Kemp's Balsam this year. In the
preparation of this remarkable medicine
for coughs and colds no expense is spared
to combine only the best and purest in
gradients. Hold bottle of Kemp's Bal
sam to the light and look through it; no
tice the bright, clear look then compare
with other remedies Price SOC, and 81
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10

Such as Granuiated Lids, Chr ME Ina.n
nation OF the Lids, Of the iris of the Che
roid, of the Retina. Chronic Ulcerations,
Spasms Of the Lids, Cancer Of ihe Lids and
Eve, Tears Running Over the Cheeks. Day
and Night Blindness. Purulent or Mattering
Sore Eyes, Gonorrheal Ophthalmia, Syph-
ilitic 0phthalmia, Red Blotcbes or Brown
ones on the Ball, Phlyctenular 0phitalamia,
Opacities, or Milk White Spots on the Eye,
Giaucoma or cupping ofthe Nerve, Amur-
rosis, Failing out of I.ashes, Sores, Redness
of Edges of Lids and Eyes, and all other dis
eases TO which the Eye or its appendsges are
liable, positive and rapid cure guaranteed.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
--
100 Ladies Wante d.

And 100 men to call on any druggist for a
free trial package Of Lanes Family Medicine
the great root and herb remedy, discovered
by Dr. Silas Lane while in the Rocky Noun
tains. For diseases of the Blood, Liver and
Kidneys it is positive cure For constipa-
ton and clearing up the complexion it does
wonders. 1t is the best spring medicine
known. Large-size package. so cents. At
all druggists.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
DRUNKENNEss-LIo HABITS ALL THE
woRlD THERE IS But ONE CUBE. DIR. HAIsxs'
GOLDEN SPECIFIC

Is can be given in cup Of tea or clfiee without
the knowledge Of the person taking 1t efectins a
speedy Snd permanent cure, whether the patient
i a moderate drinker or alcoholic wreck.
Thousands of drunkaris have been cured who
have taken the Golden Specific in their coffee
without their knowledge, to-day believe they
quit drinking OF their own free will. No harmful
anteed. Send for circular and full particulars.
Address IN confidence GOLDEN SPECIFIC Co., Isl
Race Street Cincinnati o.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10


sc duties AT the Institute will permit only month
makes an entire speciality Of chronic and
long standing diseases. Cases given up by
other doctors and pronounced incuIable
he most desires to see. The Doctor has,
treated over 1900 cases in Ohio in the last
twelve years many Of which had been given
up as incurable, some TO be Blind, others
Deaf, and large number to be invalids for
life But behold now they See and Hear,
and many are started on the high road TO
health and recovery every day.
The Doctor is surrounded with the
largest collection of fine instruments ever
imported to this country for examining and
treating all diseases of the Head. Face, Eye,
Ear Throat, Heart, Lungs. stomach. Liver,
Kidney, Bladder, Skin, Brain and Nervous
System, Cancers, Tnmors Piles. Swellings,
Old Sores. Fits, Paralysis, Neuralgia, Rheu-
.Inatism, Dropsy. Gout, Sick Headache, De
bility, Depression of Spirits, Diseases OF
Children, Hereditary Diseases, etc, etc, and
in fact, all long standing and Chronic Dis
ease
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
EAR TRnuRLES ARE CuREn

In an astonishingly quick time. He will
relieve you ofall roaring kissing aud ringing
noises, heaviness, itching pain, running Of
the ear. will close up hole in drum OF 80
years standing viii insert Artificial Ear
Drums of his own invention, with astonish-
ingly gratifying results.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
JOHN c. FINCH,
DEALER IN
Golden Wedding : Whistles,
I46 Water Street, Pittsburgh, Pa.

OLDEST EsTA ABLIsHED HOUSE N The CITY,
" Yhere nothing but pure goods are put up.
strictly for family and medicinal Use. Moth
ing better than Golden Wedding Next on the
list. Cue ckeEheimer's, Gray's MOnOngahela Rye.
These goods leading brands. Hrandies Of
vintage Of 1875 on hand Gins, Holland and Do
nestle also Old Tom. Finch's Golden Wedding
81 for full quart. o Tor s. Guckenheimer's, the
same MouOngahela, s. per dozen Wines $
ner dozen, s3 for one half dozen Securely box
ed. Also have in stock. Grandfsther's Choice. az
s. per gallon Barrels al special rates 4-3l1yr.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10

George W. Peck, author of "Peck's Bad
Boy" now Mayor Of Milwaukee, has
been nominated for governor Of Wiscor-
sin By the Democrats.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10

He also makes speciality of all forms of
Rectal Diseases, Piles-Internal and Exter-
nal, Itching and Bleeding. Rectal Ulcers,
Fissures, Fistuia-which are ohen taken for
Nervous and Lung Diseases. al cured if
taken in time. Remember we cure all forms
of Piles without pain, interruption or deien-
ton from business and without the use of
Knife, Caustic, Ligature, or Injection. Come
and be convinced.
PRIVATE DISEASES = Blood Poison,
Venereal Taint. elect, Structure, Seminal
Emissions, Loss of Sexual Power. Weakness
of Sexual Organs, want of Desire among sexes
whether from impTudent habits of youth or
sexual habits of mature years, or any cause
that debilitates the sexual functions, speedi-
ly and permanently cured. Consultation
free and strictly confidential. Absolute cures
guaranteed. No risks incurred. COrrespOn-
dence promptly answered, and medicines
sent free from observation 10 all parts of the
United States.
TO MIDDLE-AGED MEN.-There are
many from the age of 80 to 60 who are troub-
led with frequent evacuations of the bladder,
often accompanied by slight burning or
smarting sensation, weakening the system
in manner the patient cannot account for.
On examination of the urinary deposits a
ropy sediment will be found and sometimes
small particles Of albumen will appear, or
the color will be thin or milkish hue,
again changing TO dark or torpid appear
ance. There are many men who die of this
difficulty, ignorant ofthe cause.
JTTTETT0N FRFF To ETT.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
DISEASES OF WOMEN

Such as have baffied the skill of all other
physicians and remedies, quickly cured.
Cancers, tumors, fibroid and polypoid grow n
cured without the use of the knife or caus-
tics. No cutting, no pain, no danger.
Small Tumors, Cancers, Warts, Moles, etc
Removed without acids, knife, pain
or scar New method Eiectroysis.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
LIFE OF EXPERIENCE.

The Doctor has had whole life of study
and experience in his profession, and be en-
Joys advantages that fall TO the lot Of but
few. After attending a full course in the
medical colleges and graduating with high
est honors he was not content to stop there,
but has since attended other colleges, and
several times reviewed the whole profession;
has also Travelled extensively for the purpose
of improvement, having visited the best
Medical Colleges, Hospitals, Dispensaries
EYE, EAR, LUNG and other medical and sur
gical institions on both continents; travel
ing thousands of miles both by land and sea;
spending thousands of dollars; improving
every advantage within his command. and
devoiiDg the best years of his life to become
THOROUGHLY FAMILIAR with his pro-
fession in all its branches.
CHRONIC DISEASES,
The Doctor treats no acute diseases, but
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
DO YOU KNOW

That you are buying direct from the distiiler
when you send your erders to U. + Lippen-
cott, the old fashioned Whiskey house No
recufying; no cOmpounding. but direct from
the "LIPPEScOrr DIsTILLERY." situated at
LppenCUtt Post cfiice, Greene county, Pa,
which has always maintained its reputation
Of making patrt rods only
Our mail order department gives prompt
attention to all orders, and at the prices we
offer our goods, makes our competitors en-
yious. We carry in stock the following we'll
known brands of Rye Wbiskies. in quarts
gallons and barrels: LippencUtt's. Oyerholt's 5
Gibson. Guckenheimer, MODongahela. Grays.
etc. Also a full and complete stock of
Wines, Brandies, Gins, &c
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
consumpsion surety cured.

To THx EDrzoR.-piesss inform your readers
that have positive rsnedy for the aborc-nasued
disease. By its timely use thousands OF hopeless
Cases have been permaneatiy cured. shall be Glad
to send two bottles Of my ssmedy FREE 10 any Of
your readers who have conaumption Il thev win
send nae their Express and p. o. address. Respect
fully. 7. 4 sLooUA. n. c.. lsi Pearl s.. ny.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10

In many lines in our Dress Goods De-
partments We find surplus, particularly
IN
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10

These and many other items for late buy
ers 10 profit BY in these stores.
Write our Mail Order Department. II or
iers same advantages as are presented over
the counters.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
SUMMER wOOLENs.

This surplus must 60. Room is needed
for Fall Goods, now arriving.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10

A sale Of Fine Imported Dress Goods
Novelties-l0 TO ~ inch goods at SO cents.
Very large and choice line, every piece OF
which i down in price from SI.00 to $I.25.
Surely this is reaching Bed Rock.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
TO Invalids
SOMERSET HOUSE, SOMERSET, ON
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, SEPT 18TH AND 27Tt

This will give his numerous patients and others who
nityto consult this distinguished physician, whose
ly visits 10 your community
CHRONIC DISEASES OF THE EYE, m
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
Write for Price Lit and sare

L. (. LIPPExoOTT.
Distiller and Wholesale Liquor Dealer,
500 Smith6eld ST., Pittsburgh, Pa.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
EPILEPSY OR FITS
RECTAL DISEASES.

Scientifically treated and positively cured
by never falling method.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10

Choice line Of 50 inch Cloths, so cents. S6-
inch Wool suiIings, SO cents.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10

100 pieces Colored Armure silks at 81.
extra heavy quality, down from $i-25 and
$50. Armnres now marked Sl.00 yard.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-09-10
SILK DEPARTMENT.

Extra quality 10 inch Black Surahs. SOC.
20 inch Black Snrahs. IS cents.
A very large line Of Coiored Regence
silks, 10 inches wide, 20 cents, worth inirin-
sicaily sl25.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-06-08
SCARED By aHosr STORIES.
Fears that Young Woman of Atlanta
VIII Die from Fright.

Fears that Young Woman of Atlanta
VIII Die from Fright.
ATLANTA, GA, June Last Thursday
Miss Lille Oliver went out riding with a
tally-ho party and was frightened, as it now
seems. TO death. Ayoung man who rode in
the same vehicle began telling ghost stories
and related some which made the flesh
creep. Miss Oliver was an attentive and
excited listener. Just as the party ap-
preached the Mcpherson monument the
young man reached the climax of the most
ghoulish of all the spook stories with which
he was acquainted. Suddenly breaking OF,
he pointed out the Mcpherson monument,
stating that the federal general had been
killed there, and that his ghost exhibited a
peculiar fondness for the spot, and exGib-
tied itself nightly in the neighborhood.
A WOMAN IN WHITE.
Just at this juncture woman dressed in
white fitted across the road. Miss Oliver
managed to command her nerves, but re-
manned significantly silent till the driver
turned his horses heads toward the city. As
the tally-ho approached the monument she
began to exhibit signs of apprehension.
Just as the point was reached, as luck
would have it, negro suddenly appeared.
and walked across the road in the same
direction taken by the woman a short time
before. This was too much for the strength
of the young woman. She became wildly
frightened, fell into commissions and is now
expected to die. Several times tonight the
report has gotten abroad that she was dead.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-06-08
FUNERAL INVITATIONS.

MCGOWAN. The friends and acquaintance
OF John c. McGowan and James j. MCGOWAN
JOIN G. MCGOWAN from the family residence,
n Congress street, THIS AFTERNOON at 4:S0
O'Clock.
SMITH.-The friends aud acquaintance of
Mr. and Mrs W. P. Smith and of Mrs. NJ. c.
Dukes are respectfully invited to attend the
funeral of SARAH VIRGINIA, infant daughter of
the former, from their residence, 1872 Hull
street, THIS AFTERNOON at 4:30 O'Clock.
EVANS.-The relatives, friends and acquaint-
ance of Mr. and Mrs. j. s. EVANS and Mrs. NJ. H.
Evans are invited to attend the funeral of the
former from Duffy Street Baptist church THIS
AFTERNOON at O'Clock