The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-10-22
suNFLowER SIMMER.
Governor Humphrey has fred Dan

Governor Humphrey has fired Dan An
thony in more senses than one.
The papers do not have enough TO say
about the American hog at home
Willis denies the allegations, but he
hasn't Pat Coney TO uphold him.
The campaign is getting about warm
enough for Judas Iscariot to appear
The Kansas farmers are not burning
corn this fall, but they are roasting apples.
Some of the "hired Hessians" in Kansas
couldn't locate Germany On a map for the
life of them.
The sale of bunting 10 Kansas this year
is said to be unparalleled. 1t is used large
ly at Alliance picnics.
Rev. DR.. McCabe has come TO Governor
Humphreys aid. Barnard Kelley must
be overwhelmed with work
a prominent old Kansan supports him
self and family on 81 a week. His sons
must be butchers and grocers.
A good many of the ''silver-tongued ora
tors" of Kansas would soon rust if it
wasn't for an occasional $40 coating.
Salyini will try to vindicate Atchison
from the reputation Bill Nye, the Hesse
opera company and Kate Field has given
it.
George Martin amuses himself by call
ing the old settlers of Kansas "old ches-
nuts"-that is, the old settlers on the other
side
There is some curiosity as to what
George I. Anthony is after now. since he
has dropped the pursuit of Funston's
scalp.
II the new editor of the Salina Republi-
can doesn't want to lose his reputation he
better aggravate somebody into a libel
suit right away.
The Democratic papers are ungrateful.
They do not even compliment Senator
Plumb for not making speech in Penn
sylvania like ingalls,.
How different Jerry Simpson will be
from other congressman when he is elect
ed, says one of his organs that is more
sincere than discreet.
The lie that Joe Hudson does not write
any longer for the editorial page of the
Topeka Capital has been nailed by the re-
appearance of ''rum-hellions.
1t is said that the calamity orators can
not find better stump than dilapidated,
storm-beaten threshing machine, on which
10 denounce the evils of past legislation.
There is said to be a Halloween joke
brewing in Governor Humphreys Office to
remove the police commissioners of Leav-
enworih and put in an entire new batch,
J. L. Brady is out of the newspaper bust
ness and is also out in communication
over his own signature in the Barber
N
phrey.
An ourang-outang combination is still
showing with great success in western
Kansas. Still all the papers, both pro and
con, assert that this is no time for mon
keying."
A hundred farmers in Cowley county
lost all the money which they invested in
an Alliance store at Winfield. This is a
case where the ninety and nine" followed
the stray one off.
The Emporia Gazette. the Peoples party
organ of Lyon county, refuses to take orig
inal package saloon advertisements.
Graham and Eskridge ought to have a
professional understanding.
Senator Ingalls, is at Winfield today AS
the weather showed signs of clearing up
last night the Republican managers who
are bent on having bright day, probably
spent the night pleasantly with ''iridescent
dreams"
A man at Leavenworth who lives in a
tent and who kept hanging therein, this
motto, Malice toward all mankind" has
been indicted by the grand jury. The
editor of the Leavenworth Times has
copyright on the motto.