davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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ment. but very palatable .modifca-
ton Is to alternate in the dish layers of
sliced banana and sliced orange and
cover the whole with fros.ing OF
desiceated cocoanut The oranges do
not look quite so pretty if the slices
are cut parallel with the core rather
than across il, but they are easier to
eat But every housewife knows of
dozens eff ways of fixing oranges for
the table. After all an orange is some
thing Like watermelon. However
beaut full and palatable it may be when
prepared for the table it never taste
quite so sweet as when it is plucked
from the tree and sucked with the Wig
orous assistance of both hands to
squeeze out the juice.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10


around, so that it
b g co m e s a long
strip of peel and
pulp. He grabs
this strip at either
end and draws it
rapidly across his
mouth, absorbing
It he juice as it
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10
A Foxy IIackma,,.

There is Philadelphia hackman
who has q regular bar.room in his ear
riage 4 belt with pockets reaches
around the inside and in the pocket.
are bottles holding beer, whisky bran.
dy sherry apolliaaris. settler and an
PLAIN drinks There are also pockets
tur cigars aud cigarettes IT. dors i
wishing Hat, Suadays audulebts after
tho salNns afr elassd ~ pIoHts
outside ID htat be- Iu.eNe co.. The
actual hte "a ths hafk alu aft.a enc
pos day
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10
THE LUSCIOUS ORANGE.
THE EPICURE's WAY OF CARVING
AND SERVING 1T.

tk'nning and Dissecting the Fruit-There
a. No Economy i'm Buying so-Called
Cheap OranGes-The Florida Product by
Far the Best Sold in Our Marsets-Points
of fnterest.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

At ASS Nf HNittsH WW "a aN orange tfta
ahs. lhHt Nsl .tllI amine - ga
III lhs ssas atat. hsa a. bau
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

HERE is little if
any economy in buy
ing cheap oranges,
writes Allen Fore
man in the Ladies'
Home Journal. As
a rule, there is more
pulp and juicein one
solid Florida, - for
which YOU will pay
three or four cents
during the sea son,
than in five of the
cheaper fruit. which
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

that State than
iroIa auyoiheruart
pf thaw1fl,l Flor
l,lA maia ia does
uft Affect the an
aur haIl and
itl aNlthattf
Hil.I ths
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

TRAINS Leave Arrive
~, Louis aud TEXAS Express. l. "a m t32u p IA
~ Louis and Texas Fast Line. IL $40 MS f1N a M
cairo " New orleans Express " St4u a me- t.4u p M
New orleans Vast Express lis S3a = m L t@5u W
kaukNNet a bloomington rs. II 235 J. M 431 % 40
Pontiac and Springfield EN...|t S;41 ma t21 y ma
kaukdkee and Gilman Pass. II As3u M 800 a lu
Rockford. buUUQue Sioux
titN. * sioux Fails Fast LiueIs l.lO mIt i!l y
Rockford. Dubuque, anu Sioux
tllN Express. ............... IT $50 m|t t3l m
parFtc Coast ENprtss..........I5 900 mIt Gsl ma
IiuCNfor and Freepurt fuS,. Is ala MI sId:i' IN
Rockford and Freeport En- .uJ M |............
Dubuque and Rockford EN..I ...........| II t.Gr m
+uu saturday night runs TO Dubuque uuN. tuallY
except SUNDAY Sioux CITY TO Dubuque, dauy nu-
buVut TO Chicago. EDaiY. 'uaty except sunday
Burlington Route
Bclths and tickets at III Clark st. and NJ Union
depot on Canal ST.. hetw en- Madison ana Adams
TRAINS cave Arrive.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10
RAILROAD TIME-CARDs.
Chicago Northwestern

tvr uyNrts llit sirr ptug- car TesesYAtiuaN m4pa
,na timetables apply al roc and20s Clark ST.. Grand
stlur uuteL Palmer HOUSE. sherman 4tuIse depot
uslrr Wells aud kinze sS or az Western ay statlon
ufuer hluAie 80. and oakley az.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

to S t a n d loosely
away from t j e
fruit. Carefully
done this makes an
orange look like a
large yellow flower
with a white center.
Sliced oranges IS
too familiar q dish
to require any com
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10
RAILROAD TIME-CARDS.

H. LIMOS CENT > /.
nepots Lake. 92d and 2Nth SIS Ticket offices lnt
CLARK, III Randolph Palmer Grand Pacific. and
Sherman house, trains Tor the west 'uust be WkeI
at Lake st. depot
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

from each other, leaving them
all attached to the strip of
skin. Another fashion which is eff
fective for Embarrassing is to cut the
skin ON lines of longitude, leav-
ing the sections attached at the
south pole, In making up dish of or
anges prepared in thi, way some of the
points of the peel may be bent forward
under the orange and others be allowed
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

blade of grass. Orange-growers say
that the long tap-root of the orange
tree pierces through the sand into the
primeval swamp which underlies all
Florida, and it sucks punishment from
the same source whence the orange,
grower gets his chills and fever. How,
ever that may be, the fact remains that
Florida is rapidly approaching the
point where she can supply the world
with oranges. There is no more beau
tiful sight in the world than a Florida
packing barn during the season. great
heaps of the yellow fruit piled up
higher than mans head; the pungent
fragrance and the brilliant color de-
light the senses, and the low prices
that they net home, after transporta-
ton and commissions are deducted,
make the farmer wild
A word or two as to the methods of
serving oranges at table may not be
amiss here. A simple way is to remove
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

the peel from the
top and bottom of
the fruit, leaving a
girdle about an
inch wide all about
the equator; sever
this at one side,
and carefully sep
arate the sections
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

Except sunday Except Saturday Except MOI
day spaiy 'Sunday only.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

i n method. L h e
skin was carefully
removed an d the
fruit separated in
its natural $ ec-
tions, and eaten
piece by piece.
With tn e thin,
tough peel and ten
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10
Wabash.

Trains leave from Urafuoru station corner Pom
90 Dearborn 500 IIrse. ONCE. iuH tluk st
'pailY tualA except sun Leave Ntrtyc
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

Office on the ground floor. Two paesen-
ger elevators. A FIRST-CLASS RESTAU-
RANT in connection
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Niagara FalisShortLine

Trains leave from UtuNom stallion OMEGA lYy.
t.aft 81 Palmer house brsld ia. Ihr
uAtfY Leave Afrite
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10
ChiCago& Grand Trunk

epot Deai born and lOlk SITS ticket Offices lot
=. Clark st., Palmer house, Grand Pacific hotel and
Al depot. Apply at ticket Offices for suburban anu
funeral tram timetables.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26

An electrical engineer of Carphin
Springs claims the invention of a mouth
piece for pipes that will prevent any
connection of the nicotine deposited in
smoking with the tongue. He makes "a
hollow ball, with a short tubular or
slotted stem attached to it, which is in
serted into the usual orifce in the mouth
piece of the pipe, or cigar or cigarette
holder, so that the smoke shall pass out
through the tube or slotted stem and
upper slotted part of the ball, and the
tongue shall rub against the ball in the
mouth of the orifce, and thus avoid or
prevent the saliva of the mouth from go
ing or working back in the mouthpiece
New York Telegram.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
STREET cAR LABOR TROUBLES.

CHICAGO, Ill Sept: 25.-Trouble Is brew
ing between the West Side Street Car
company and it's conductors and drivers.
The main body of the employees claim that
company is employing opposition union
men in order to break down the railroad
union and that it is seeking to force the
political action of the coming election in
November. The company on the other
hand denies these allegations and says the
men are unruly and seem to be seeking to
make trouble. A stormy conference be
tween the managers and committee of
the employees was held yesterday and as a
result OF it general meeting of the con-
ductors and drivers has been called for
Saturday night to consider the situation.
The men freely threaten to tie up all Of
the West Side lines.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
WEATHER BULLETIN.

SIGNAL OFFICE. WICHITA. Kan, Sept.
6.-The highest temperature was 67 Q, the
lowest up TO p. m. was 49o, and the
mean So, with cool, partly cloudy, follow
ed by warmer, clearing weather, nearly
stationary high barometer, gentle north
and northeast winds.
Last year on Sept. %, the highest tenn
perature was 65 :, the lowest Al 2, and the
mean $50, with a light frost in the morn
ing, the first of the season, and two
years ago the corresponding temperatures
were IS ?, 81 Q, and 64o.
FRED L. JOHNSON, Observer.
WAR DEPARTMENT, WASHINGTON, ID. C.,
Sept. %, s .. m.-Forecast until s p. m.
Thursday.
For Missouri-Clearing, stationary tenn
perature, variable winds.
For Kansas and ColOrado-Fair, station
ary temperature, variable winds
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26


On more than one occasion chemists
and physicians have shown that the
present fashion OF having bodies rouEh-
ly eEnbalmed shortly after desth throws
serious difficulties in the way Of chsmi-
cal analyses in cases Of suspected poison
ing. In a recent number Of The Boston
Medical and Surgical Journal . phyyi-
clan relates a case in which q young
married woman died with symptoms re
sembliRg thoee Of arseuicAi poisoning
Before post morterl examination could
be made the undertaken, As a matter Of
routine, introduced into the body large
quantity Of a preserving fuid contain
ing arsenic. =, that TIE chemists eKzuli-
nation was frIitless and his report value
ieSz
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
w q I'll nEEIcERS-

SABETHA, Kan, Sept. 25.-The w. c. T.
q. convention was occupied today with
routine business, the reports of depart
ments and election of officers, which re-
suited: Mrs. Fanny RastaI, president;
Mrs. S. A. Thurston, corresponding secre-
tary: Mrs s. NJ Hartough, recording sec
retary: Mrs NJ L. Berry, treasurer.
Delegates national convention at Atlanta,
Ga: Mrs NJ x. Wickins, Mrs. Emma
Stickler: Mrs Emma Smith, Mrs. NJ. A.
Woodrow, Mrs. Julia c. RaZe
The convention chose the sunfower as
the state emblem Several colored dele
gates attended and participated. Consider
able interest aroused over the Sunday
question and national prohibition. Dur
ing the discussions over the question, Mrs.
Clara Hoffman, of Missouri, delivered an
eloquent address of two hours before an
immense audience
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
lis Curiosity satisa..f.

That the daughters Of Eve do net pos
sess amo1sopo.y Of curiosity Is pretty well
sustained ov . eircurstsoce which re-
Gently occurred IL tEis locality. Some
BOYS were playing with q turtle. one of
the swapping spscies. when on4 young
I'D thrust &C. hls tongue % ses whether
il would bite The turtle promptly car
ned oUt its part Of the programme. IL be-
ing found necessary 70 Ss-cibly remove
It's held truTa the Lads tongue, which
was quite severely blf.sa-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
FOR PROTECTION OF SHIPPERS.
Leading Boards Of Trade Represented at a
Meeting in Chicago.

CHICAGO. Sept 25-Representatives OF
leading boards of trade throughout the
country met in the board of trade building
this afternoon for the purpose of forming
a national transportation organization Ior
the protection Of shippers and merchants
from unfair dealings'ot DISQUALIFICATION on
the part of railroads
There were present at the meeting the
following delegates: V. r. Campbell,
secretary of the transportation committee,
of the Louisville board of trade; II. o.
Craft. representing the Merchants eX-
change of st. Louis; ID. p. Erwin, OF the
Indianapolis board of trade; A. J. Nanalng-
ham, Of the Kansas City transportation
committees ID. w. Ranlet, of the boston
chamber of commerce: ii. l.. Pierce, of the
Wichita board of trade; Denison p. Smith,
secretary of the Toledo produce exchange;
+ = Wilson. of the Cincinnati chamber
of commerce: Col &. II. Graves, OF the
Duluth board of trade; r. {. Grler, OF the
Peoria board Of trade: i. II. Lannon. OF
The Salt Lake City chamber OF commerce
and Worlds Fair Commissioner Col.
Madgeburg. of Milwaukee, Mr. Carson,
Of the Detroit board of trade; George
Clark, representing the Chicago board OF
trade and n G.. Inglehart representing the
Chicago freight bureau.
General discussion Of the subject was
had and the views of several members were
expressed and various committees were ap-
pointed to draw up the proper articles OF
agreement
w r.. Campbell, of Louisville, who has
taken a great interest in the associatl on.
gave his views of the situation. We
have got most everything we asked for at
the meeting we had the other day to pro
test against the new bill Of lading. That
bill has been laid on the shelf and the OLD
one is being used. Now we want new
bill Of lading, one that we have had hand
ia making and we want new freight
classification, and as the railroads make
their money out Of US, ] think IL IS only
just that we be consulted in the making Of
fhe Classification y
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
WILLIE W. WINDLE.

ship of the league of American wheelmen
at Niagara Falls. Windle defeated a field
of crack riders for the one mile cham
pionship, among them Lumsden, Van
Sicklen and Myers, and won with ease in
Pm. 36 1-5s. This race would seem to indi-
cate that Windle is without an active peer
in America, although w. A. Rowe's record
of Pm. % 4-5s., made in 1886, eclipses Win
dies time by 2-5 seconds. 1t is said, how
ever, that Windle can do mile when he
wishes to in Pm. 27s.
Windle is Bay state boy, and although
famous as bicyclist has not reached his
majority. He was born at Millbury, Mass,
in 1870 and began to race in 1886. Out of
over a hundred contests he has lost but five
or six. At Buffalo, in October, 1887, Win
die created a sensation by defeating field
of crack riders in ten mile race. He did
the last half mile in I'm. Us.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
bombay OYSTER.

The very newest thing about town is
the Bombay oyster"
The Bombay oyster" isn't an oyster
at all, of course, but this is the name
that has been bestowed on 1t.
1t is a composition sufficiently simple
and common to please the lean and lard
ed purse alike. 1t is nothing more than
an egg dropped unbroken into tumbler.
and deluged with vinegar, and sprinkled
with pepper and salt.
1t is consumed always before break
fast, and by great many sporting men
in the city.
One Of it's effects is TO counteract the
evil tendencies of over eating. Some
stout men like Bombay syster" in
the morning. and eat nothing again until
noon. For bilious stomach 1t is the
finest kind Of a renedy.-Boston Globe.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
KANSAS ClTYS FAIR.

KANSAS CITY, Mo, Sept. 25.-Notwith-
standing the rain there was good attend
ence yesterday at the fair. The rain con-
tinued today but it being Kansas City
day and holiday by proclamation
of the mayor there was large
attendance The special exercises
of the day were opened at 10 O'Clock by an
address by Mayor Holmes. After speeches
were delivered by president Patterson, of
the Commercial club. T. S. Case, Z. Hal
len, Webster Davis, and others. This
evening there will be musical concert by
the Andrus Music company. The races
owing to the condition of the track have
been postponed until tomorrow
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26

tons S-year-old record was 2.lsI. but he
recently reduced it by two seconds AZ
Detroit, and one Of his greatest per
formSnces-a performance that showed
marvellous endurarce-was at the North
western Breeders meeting. at Minneapolis,
in lSSs. when be met and defeated Geld OF
aged horses in Eve fast heats. and three
DAYS later d0wned another similar field zt
Chicago, trctting the first heat in 2.34. the
seco2d in 2-2l, the third IN 2;lsa and the
last quarter Of the third at tie rate of 3
mile in 2-l2 In the last race e defeated
the well seasoned and speedy BasSeag-r
Boy. Twenty minutes after AL this he
looked - fresh A. ever. NJ. Williams
considers Allc-roa the Superior Of the
speedy Axte.l u came ard usyvs force
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26

WASHINGTON, Sept. 25.-The secretary Of
the interior has affirmed the decision of
the land Office in the case Of Walter y.
Lennls against Walter J. Southland, on ap-
peal 10y the latter, IN rejecting his final
proof in support of his pre-emption claim.
and also in holding fOr cancellation his
pre-emption declarRtory statement for a
tract OF land in kirwin land district, Kan
SsiS
The decision of the commissioner in the
case Of II. l. Sheets against Michael ! J.
johnson. in dismisSing the formers con
test against the latters timber culture en-
try for a tract of land in Oberlin land dis
Jrict. Kansas. has also been affirmed
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
APACKING HOuSE DEAL.

CHICAGO, H., Sept. 25.-Final arrange
ments for the sale of the Anglo-American
Packing company, which has been pend
ing for some time, has been concluded.
The Fowler Bros have been incorpOr-
ated in England with a capital of 1880 =
900 and viii ia the future carry on all the
business of the packing houses of Fowler
Bros. in this country and Europe. These
include the AnglO-American Packing
company of Chicago, Fowler Bros of the
Anderson Fowler company of New York,
Fowler Bros of LiverpOol; the Anglo
American Refrigerator Car company, and
part interest in the Omaha Packing
company of Omaha.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
PENSIONS FOR KANsANs.

WASHINGTON. Sept 25.-The following
pensions were issued 10 ksusans:
OriClnal-Charles II johnson. Alma
Dexter NJ. hemptou. Oneids; James y
NaDes, Parsons: John w. Jacks. Coats
George p Best, Stuttgart: Charles II
Higgins, Empire City; kinchen Mathews.
Howard William Phillips Iuka; Joseph
l.aCygne.
ReiSsue-Robert w. Barr. Ellinwood
Joseph ID Galloway. kingman: John Cor
taliy. Mcpherson. Charles J. Bell, Topeka,
John CiopiBe. Eariton, Isaac y. Bundy.
Hutchinson.
Reissue and increase-Thomask K Ham
iltOn, Plainvllle.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26

Gloves were so intimately connected w1tA
kingiy power that mcnarchs were invested
with authority by the delivery of glove.
The Anglo-Saxons wore gloves in the
Seventh century, but the men were the
ones then to observe the custom, the ladies
covering their hands with their sleeves.
In the year 700 Charlemagne granted to
the abbot and monks of Sithin an unlim-
tied right of hunting for making their
gloves and girdles of the skins of the deer
thev killed
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26

Although it is needless to tell readers
that all speculatiOns upon this matter
are without foundation, it is curious to
find in work published in 1918 by a
member of the French Academy Of Sci
ences the following statements. Ac-
cording to this author, Adam was 1913
feet 8 inches in height, while Ewes stat
Cre is asserted to have been 11S feet 8
inches and lines. Noah, we are told,
attained height Of only 81 feet; Abra-
ham was barely 20 feet in stature, while
Moses is alleged to have measured only
13 feet in height. N. Hallock in
Christian p 49,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
THE oRIoLE.

longs to George Gooderham, of Toronto.
Carey Smith, of New York, designed her.
and during the three years of her career
she has taken part in all the principal
races without being defeated once. One
of her notable victories was over the IA
nous Chicago yacht Idler.
The Merle belongs to the same feet. She
was designed by Edward Burgess, the
famous naval architect, and belongs to
Dugald MacMurchy, of Toronto. Last
year in the international racing cruiIe she
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26

The rabbit pest in the Australian colo
MES has grown to such proportions a. g
recently a vermin proof fence was erecte-
between Victoria and South Australis
The fence is 1917 miles long, and cost nearly
e14,0O0 In another quarter a second fence
extending 81 miles has been put Up a. al
expense of s.. 900.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
The Speedy Stallion AIIe-ton.

Allerton, the famous Iowa trotter. Is the
progeny of Jay Bird and Gussie Wilkes,
and has long line of blooded ancestors.
He was foaled in March, 1856 and is the
property of c. ". Williams. of Independ-
ence, la, the breeder of AxteIl Aller-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
He Was Innocent.

Il missed several of my chickens last
night, Uncle Jasper. Do you know any
thing about them"
''Cunnel, l believe de law do not re-
qulre cullud gemmen to answer ques-
tions which mout discriminate them
selves. Puck.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
Sure cure-Preston's "Hed-Ake." "
A MONUMENT IN COMMON.

LEXINGTON, No, Sept. ga call has
been issued requesting the survivors of the
battle of Lexington, both Federal and Con-
federate, to forward their names and ad-
dresses to John McNulta, Bloomington,
ILL.,, J. ID. Conner, Lexington, Mo, or q. :.
Grover, No. 5U6 Olive street, St. Louis, Mo.
A monument is to be erected to the mem
ory of the fallen dead, and it is the first
time in the event of history that the blue
and gray have joined hands to perpetuate
the memory of those whom they left be
hind on the field of battle.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
Called ut the Wrong Hor.e.

A hungry and savage bear invaded III.
cottage Of Mrs. Harriet Parker az Dedham
Wis, one day recently The wom8n's hus-
band was absent, but that she was equal
20 the emergency Is proved by the fact that
Mr.. Parker On bis return found the bear
skinned, iTezsed and ready for the meat
barrel.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
FRESH WATER FLYERS.

Two Famous Yachts That Skim the
Great Lakes.
Among the white winged yachts that
are waited swiftly over the waters of the
great lakes, few if any can show their
heels to the Oriole and the Merle. The
Oriole is the largest schooner yacht in the
Royal Canadian clubs squadron, and be-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
A Tender Hearted GIrI.

Old MilliOn-My dear Mss Young
thing. If you'd only marty me l could
die happy.
Miss Youngthing-Why. Mr Million,
If you were dying I'd marry you IN .
minute.-New York Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
Meanest Woman In Chelsea

The meanest woman in Chelsea has
been found. She engaged a poor wash
woman at fifteen cents an hour, and dur
ing the job set the clock back an hour
The trick was discovered, and the mean
woman's husband paid the proper
smount, declaring that he had been
known as a mean man himself, but this
beat any of his performances.-Chelsea
Msss0 Record.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-26
Immediate relief by using Preston's 8
4 SONG.

There's never q rose upon the bush.
And never a bud on any tree,
In wood or field, nor hint, nor sign,
OF one green thing for you or me
Come in, come In, sweet love of mine.
And let the bitter weather bel
Coated with fee the garden wall
The river reeds are stark and still;
The wind goes plunging to the sea,
And last weeks fakes the holows I'LL
Come in, come In, sweet love, 70 me,
And let the year blow as it will