The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30
BnIIHT BITS.


Runaway COUPLE, from Philadelphia lin Cam
den Say. parson, Ill you join us?
Parson- hanks. Don't care if | do.-TerGs
SiftmQs.
ASPIRING DRAMATIsT-well, what do you
think of my eccentric comedy!
Ma lager (returning Ms. Its very &c centric
- ale RecO u.
BEssIE-When George left her she cried as If
her heart would break.
Florence tsw, etly)-How presumptuous. Just
as II 1t woIld-4n'erican Grocer.
NOAH Well this is exa psrating.
Hlm-Wbat iss
Noah--We have the greatest show on earth
here, AMI 20 one to see it.-Harper's Bdzar
And then the the weather's been so bad.
Donaldr'
lou ay. sir. Only three fiue davs-and twa
Of them snappt up by the Sawbeth Pinch
HE-Why should y Il refuse HIM on account
of his not be n your equal? Your grandfather
signed the declaration of Independence. Don't
you believe that all men are bora equal!
She-O, yes, OF course do: but some men de-
teriorate after birth, you know Life.
LITTLE TuRKEY-O, ma NINA, mammal saw
some gold and silver wish bones III the jewelers.
window Please get me one.
Moi h9r IurSeT-My child. our lives are In
constant peril as it is With gold and silver
wish bones none of us would escape.-JepeLer's
Weekly.
SHE could figure to fraction the exact
aesthetic action of each pri5natic shading
down to infinite detail.
Her taste was undisputed, and twas every
where outed that in color combinations
she was never known to fail
She expend upon ribbon ali the energy Of
Gibbol, aud TO her q simple threading
would transform the face of day.
In the art OF womans dressing she was great
beyond expressing; but sac bought her hub
necktie and he tainted dead away.
e. -Ctothier 0ad hILrnisher.
f,rx
made on purpose" So at least thought a gen
tleman who was walking through the Boston
public garden and sought to amuse himself by
questioning some boys whom he found playing
near the Washington statue there. Boys" he
called, as he approached the group of ragged
urchins, who is that gentlemen up there?"
The boys looked vaguely about, and one asked,
briskly: What gentleman, sirI"
The one up there on the bronze horse"
20, that's George Washington" was the con-
carted rep y, and the gentleman walked away.
had intended. AS he went, however. ne heard
one boy say to the others, in Good-natured de-
rision. He called Washington gentleman!"-
Youths Competition.
INrERvIEwER-Mr Swelhed, have come to
get your views on the proposed change in the
curriculum of the grammar school.
Mr.. Swelhed-Curriculum! What's that? I'm
agin it, Whatever it is.
Mr. Sweihed treading the report of the inter
viewl-Our dlstingui he'd townSman, NJ. T.
Swelhed, was found at his charming nome, sur
rounded by abundant indication OF ripe sclol
arship and sturdy common sense. In reply to
our reporters question, he said Il do not de-
sire TO force my opinions upon the public; but
this will say, that l have given to this ques-
ton long and Studlous attention. incdeni ally
examining in o the curricua of institution s of
learning both at home and abr ad, and al
though find in the existing course of study
not few matters for condemnation, still, upon
the whole cannot say that shout advise any
radical chan e until nave further time to ex-
anime into the subj Ct" By George! that fell
lerS got my exact language word for word
And he didn't take any notes, neither! BY
Geo-ge, what memory that Teller must have!''
-Boston Trdnscrlnt