New-York tribune., 1890-01-01

doing here? Get out of this. / am employed by
DR.. Loornis special land agaent. to- guard TINS land.
and see that no one files Oh it, The three never
questioned his authority, but took to theIr heeh
Thoroughly frightened and did not look back to see
whether the little man was going 10 shoot or not,
However, they aferward ascertalned that tho Dttls
man and two friends were there looking at the land
themselves and the next day filed Oh the same In tho
Roseburg land Office
The Rev. DR.. II. H. stevens says the soul Is lo-
Gated In the corpus callosum, the seat OF the I'm.
storchOuse of electricity. which Is abstraced from
the blood In the arteries and conveyed through the
nerves ND the spinal cord 10 the corpus call0sum.'
This reverend gentleman should call colonel inger-
soils attention to this important discovery and show
him the contents Of "corpus callosum.'-(Norris-
town Herald.
Or Talmages sermon, delivered in Beyrout last
Sunday, was published in number Of American
papers on Monday a special cable dispatch from
Beyrout At current telegraph rates its trans
mission over the wires must have cost somebody
nearly $4,000. The fact that few newspapers are
willing TO pay such large sum Tor the privilege OK
printing sermon is a striking illustration Of tho
popular craving for sermons hot from the bat, II
we may use an expressive baseball smile.
aYou should have serious object in life' said
the old gentleman to his son. VINO was honie HUN
Indeed I have, father
can tr1' YOU ask7 Hasn't the Leggitt University
football team beaten every match We nave pigeu
with them so fari And aren't we matched against
them again in two weeks ~ Washington Capital
James Wnhurst one Of the English delegates TO the
Maritime Conference, says in The philadelphia Press
:" am crafty surprised to read from time to time
of manhole explosions in your streets especially in
those of New-York. There Is no need for such e1-
plosions. OF course the gas mains may leah but
they shonld be carefully put down ana the leakage
would be impossible. But even If leakage could not
be prevented little ventilation in the mains would
nrcvent the collection gas and its consequent
plosion I'm manhOles. The trouble I'm American cities
is thisn he concluded, with SMILE your laborers
get such high wages that contractors rush the work
through In the shortest possible time Deaths by
electric wires and manhole explosions the results
not of accds 1T, but of carelessness."
The Terror in Church, say papap
",sh!n
But I want 10 knows
"'shl ssh! You mustn't talk in church,
"Wel II you'll tell me what the man behind the
fence lace curtains about him for III shut up"
philadelphia Inquirer.
Hear what a Boston Transcript correspondent
thinks of us "A person who has been living in Boston
for some time never loves that city we'll as he docs
after spending twenty four hours in New-York lie
feels as If the deeper meanings the more subtle salts
factions Of life must escape in the frantic rush after the
necessities II the hour things which are Accomplished
with so much less friction and wear and tear IN
Boston that but "A minimum Of vital force - ex'
pended The curtness Of speech Of business men for
want of tine the impatient roll OF their ewes i un-
pleasant and there is a hapgard reslessness m the
faces Of many OF the women that IS not attractive
People lQok older than they ought for their age
Carrie-I know George loves me and wants me %
Hattie lher bosom friendl-And how DO you knowi
Carre-Becausc he has taken such q strong dislike
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