New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-01-14
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

we are fools when we get excited says Major
Clark in speaking Of southerncrs. This statement
is more severe than any which a Northern man
would permit himself to make. but IL cannot be de-
uicd that there Is tguth IN IT. Unfortunately
-outhcr,cr, get excited too often. Indeed there are
some subjects. tlc negro for instance, which they
cannot apparently discuss without getting excited
ana then the force Of Major Cl,rh's remark is seen
oiua Which raled.-Nounc IIusband-Secms to
me, ms dear, ul' chicken j. l!Ii,l t3,,-l, .d :,
n all / p,cAcd 4 out myself
D.l Vol examine 1t clo,eYf'
thint and Gould src it hadn't even cat its first
teeth yet. Ne" York Weekly
says the editor Of The Cameron CTcx9 vndicator,'
while miu5 mes, paper men were drunk on Christmas
we were toilIus ON as usual trying to honor God
with sober industrious life
She Dreamed Tile about to ask for u kiss)-I
have an Important question To ask you.
she playuliyl-L know What What IT IS George You
lie rather taken aback)-Ths Is somewhat sudden
80 cndcryl Go9t oT Geo'se whether the :, it is
three years (Boston Courier.
Newspaper men in the Far West are discussing the
qucs tIon Who discovered BIZ Nycl 1t doesn't seem
10 have occurred to any Of them that perhaps BIZ
discovered himself.
Poser" There arc places IN the Atlantis ocean,
the lecturer mplcs-vcy said IN which the taIle't
mountain ranges could be easily hidden flom view
Bat how arc you going I? move the ranges ~
up in the back Of tl' han. and then the tanltor put
! ont the lght-.-(TcN0S sitting.
senator MORAN is said t. be of Welsh extraction.
Now, Wales is snug little country of which all its
,ou. may well be- proud and yet how hopping mad
the senator would BE- If should move IN Con-
glc,; to have him sent back to the land of his an
ccstor, Does he think that the American citizens
whom he proposes to send back 10 Africa have less
feeling than himself!
Joseph swo,hcngcr. who resides stanford, writes
to rho Nycr Pres particulars OF wonderful dI,-
ni, residence lhc discovery consists OF pctI-
lied man, with all his limbs IN perfect state Of pIser
walton. The body stand, 10y massive boulder, Of
which II seems to have become p2It. and cannot be
directly upon the head Of the body. and. after passing
nvrr # I..,, Itself i'm the surrounding rock. The
body measures SIX feet and nine inches from
the crown of the head to the socS of the feet and IS
on, width and sizo. The features are of severe
EoAan type surmountcd by broad. high forehead
- I'm i,rous prnwth of hair which Is As firm as
ro., itself beard reaching to the waist completes
2 picture which inspires feeling of awe and reverence
In the bcholdcr. Certain h.cr9glyphlcs are cut upon
10 send Thus far he has Kept the discovery a
secret. but will in due time divnlse it, locality. 1t
will doubtless attract the savautS of the day. and
large sum Of money may be realized from II. IL is.
indeed. wonderful discovery, indicating rs 1t does
that the first inhabitants of this country were giants
Tacoma News.
The holiday number of THE Northwestern Miller
OF Minneapolis does credit in 20 the enter
pii-ing editor and publ hcr. II IS beautifully printed
and illustrated and in addition to its fun review OF
milling news 1t contains number Of clever stories
and sketches prepared by wclllnoWn writers for this
number.
heard a charming young married woman make a
singular rcmarl, the other day. II were a man -
SD, said. D." think / would be bachelor. Not bc
cause would admire the life or because would pre-
Ter il 10 the JOYS of hcarthsOne but because, In the
whole list of my acquaintance, ! don't know girl
whom ] would marry. What are my reasons2 |
can't tell YOU exactly. There some girls who are
faulty one way and some another, but they all fall
80 far below what | would desire in "A WIFE, were |
"a man. that unless | were blinded 10 much that |
now know. unless could find somebody different
from all the girls / had ever known I would not
marry. lO1 think that remarkable utterancc
Well. perhaps II is; and an unknd one too. since |
woman. but ] can't help 1t. Ii is the way 1
fccL"-(Chcago Mall.