The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1890-05-25
WISDOM OF THE WTTa
SymposIums on Various Topics or Contsu
POrAneous Human Interest

synposIuus on Various Topics OF Contsu-
| PorAneous Human Interest
IMPORTANT IF TRUE.
Great Caesar crossed the Rubioon.
ef.s siy STs s%G now she Is 9.sG and sop
= Ws'htnOtOn ssy
An observer rsmarh, that The writer's OtsonE
The fact that most poets have worn their hair long
-Hdthtnoton Post
The chimuey-sweep is getting out his spring
soot.-loaherS Statesman
Sometimes woman has real golden hair,
and sometimes 1t is only plaited.-Te1re Hauts
Express.
This month is called May because It may rain
and it may not.-Pitsb,U0h Chronicle.
WAS It Blaine or Hayes who went driving
with Carnegie in Scotland :"
BLAZING Hayes spent the summer with .
Cochin China."-IhCk
Now, children, who was the strongest
John l.. Samson !" yelled n little fellow
whose knowledge OF sacred and proisno hls.
tory was somewhat mixed.-TerdS SUtin0S,
PARADoXGcAL AS IT MAY SEEM.
The spendthrtt makes his money Nv,
Though opposiies their common sigh
Is that they have more
-BoAon Courier.
F0. lnnc Aw ;hGTEn We feel duo respect
since tss SSpSS HTs s mot SwS preeedo the effect
"S"ston Courier.
1t Ia a strange fact that n man cnn best bo
used as a tool when he is dull-CIicdoo Tiobs.
There Is positively not the slightest similar.
ity between the dog tax and horse nails IsT1re
HdWe Express.
Census Taker-Married or slngle7
Census Taker- Come madam no trif,inp
Woman-l'm not triilng I'm a widow
Chatter.
nuaor tbing oonO5on,o A. s..-.....
man has your con ildeLce you keep it, hut the
minute you withdraw it you loso it-iers
Haute Express
TRUE LOVES COURSE.
There nothing half so sweet life
So sn npsG the ss% lnai Wsose IO,.r,,.
Her to ice cream.
-Boston coure.
He-I have three thousand a year. You
could certainly 1--we Oh that
LIFE 'e' 'ou s'"r'e'
your beau Mamie ?" 'OO "Nu
oh. he was altogether too cold"
see. And you fired him. Boston Courier
John" said tn" minister, will you take thin
woman TO be your wooded wife u
tr NOW msst mere; ntr,on whas the use OF ask
pose am after. divorce ?'-Lite
lie bought her tons % caramel. and
lie ssRt "sd %" %ys s t y N
And took her out to drive each day upon he avenuo
He mortRaged AZ his lrnre and Stood in me ali dAyi
lie ogsnsd Luz up long aogoqm WIN IiaHy Gco.
And when he had things ali arranged 10 pop as he had
Another fellow came along anu married her of hand
L1FE's PERPLEx1T1Es.
He dotted his tile and looked thereat
And to himself he said
Yes that Is cerienly my hat
-'h,cdqo Ep.ntno Po.,.
or all the tortures known oman
The greate;t we assert,
Is 20 wear a ntteen collar
DRY GoodI chron,ct.
Can you break a ten for me?'
No, I'm broke mysef"-Boston Courier.
The maddest man on earth was Main street
man who was walking home about II o'clock
at night. when stranger drove up alone in q
" Amt you tired of walking"
Yes, I am" said the Main street man;
" much Obliged" and started for the team.
We II. why don't you run awhile :" said tho
man in the team as he drove of.-AubWn
Gazette.
Respectable Citizen-I1, give you nothing.
Tramp beg your pardon. sir. hut am no
ramp. am social regenerationist and an
before, l am In need OF a dime Washington
star.
Mr. Crisscross-Pass me the butter please.
Miss Featherbone-With ali my heart.
!, Mr.. Crisscross-Only the butter. please
THE FAMILY CIRCLE.
y, in the heat Of n family quarrel. the angry
Wife makes move to pick up a fialiron. by
10 means is this to be lakeu as implying a will
nRness to smooth things over.-DetrOn Free
feSS.
M 'hicl dear I.;, said Mr. Lpshy as he stood
Did you hear the clock I" was the question
high came from the upper window.
esh m'dear. 1t struck three"
W ell. three strik es 10 out" and she slammed
he shutters; while Lush!y sat down on the
DOR steps, HdShtn0tOn Post
He lenthusiasticallyJ--I l could always hold
lese little hands in mine
She. hat good would that do your
He-lhen you couldn't pound that piano any
lore.-IprdS SDtn9S.
Bacon-I understand your wife comes from
citing family?
IEDert-les.
" Her grandfather was in the Revolutionary
ar; was he notT"
and her father was in the rebellion. I be-
Quite right hut don't forget her mother.
hes living with us, you know !'- YonkerS
'dteSHtdH.
" Az your models again." said the inventors
iif, i iraScioy; when VII you get through
a nSt OUT ne 6ouss n % models day in
I'D that wish had" '-No0
:, Why don't you make II 2"
" There is no material at hand"
= What is 1t r.
" A model wife "-Boston Courier
!" Why; bow is IT; Downey. you have changed
,ur habits SO suddenly: You Swore that alter
ay out late OF nights Just to show yomr wifS
III wouldn't be tied to her apron string But
re W yPu are are becoming bee regular house rat
heard y tha seS wh II was or my friends sake
' q, S regularly called TO see me and would
1it ,o[ hours ,, Tor my return So thought ia