The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-09-11
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when ~ heard he va The is,ber Of ivihsf
Hs is.i md seEinif
Which IL The beet portion to sties
g. slaept ssaed p.siesi usuaily he
dewp. tsrlied The doctor
l'..sls lisd q ,ou ella fellow. 70
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q. s@ osiy Too giad 10 Do IL
= ylciim a Railroad Aeeilebl = Docler.
DO you lbibl car rseovstf Do.ier - Ce''
tsiaiy viciin isageri,l -Ho~ muesf
poot Ens uho bad been siupfl -
fnl Il sslled shout I'll over ny hsnd,
sd II vac 10 pieel bat oh sheo u al
dosn.
.- Oaesn stfamen DO oct race. Eieb
siesmer iries TO get across absad Of all The
eittrs. thsts oil TIE idea that they race
i popsler error
The Philadelphia Times announces
that sI siste Senator Emery is stripping
w political nsLt This Is certainly .
nuis departure 10 politics.
Daughter Father, ! believe ".
bora 10 marry noblemsn. Father Yes
but. daughter, Try 10 look on the bright
side d life perhaps yonll die.
-FsisisfI Gay. Whist honor' as though
wete bard to tell. bat let one woman cit
bcblud smother 10 church. and she'll Tell
what's 90 Der 10 lees than two minutes,
To any one who will pay up between
n0~ and The Gn, Of September. writes =
Georgla editor, We will give 3 weeks
board fee. oar mother In Law 10 keeping
house
Mrs Blobson- There's another bill
from KengotL am sirsid be is getting
uneasy. Mr.. Blobson That's so. must
stp 10 tomouox aud order some more
goods.
Professor 10 elias. 10 horology) II q
ehesp watch we're brought You to be re-
paired. how would yon begun Bright
Student by asking the owner to pay in
advance,
Smith Say, Bsown, you seem to be
growing bald very rapidly. Why don't
you Try some remedy Bfown-I am go
ing TO, vent aud saw divorce lawyer
this morning
Minnie was out driving with Maud
Mulroy last evening. She can handle
horse just like man. Mamie What she
can't manage that animal others with one
hand. can shef
Why do you walk the floor all night?
Jsnt sleep. Well. for heavens sake. don't
be so selfish. Because you can't sleep is
no reason Why you should deprive the 0. T
pct Of its nap.
Miss SweelIips l.lylyl "A penny for
rour thoughts. Mr.. stubpenl Mr.. Stub.
pen Thank you, Miss Sweetlips. That
is iust sboutlwhat am getting now In the
literary market
A stump orator exclaimed. know no
North, DO South, no East, no West, fellow
ei,izsns. Then. exclaimed an old farmer
IN the crowd, it's time you went to school
aud lsrnt Iogupby.
1t was a Kansas reporter who wished
a nesly welded pair a happy life. and
that thrir pathway may be strewn with
roses as they journey, hand 10 band. down
the rugged stream OF liie.
How do you like the placer ask,l tie
proprietor OF a summer resort Of depa-t-
log boarder' II would be very desirable
for some people. was the cautious answer.
For insianct5 Oh, we'll, say an eniomol-
ogisL
Book eper- Excuse me, sir. but n y
nephew died lbreeday ago. Employery (who
Is familiar With the little gsme) AN right
Mr. Cnlpcpper, you may attend the fun
eral. Died as usual, on first base. / sup.
posef
Wife: Why, husband, though, you
bad more sense than 10 buy a coruet. You |
snow the fellow next door worries us near
~ TO death With bis Husband Calm |
yourself. my dear That's the ons |
bought.
Il, took tSe Bushels Of corn to &c, into
. circus In Kansas last summer. This |
summer you eau get into the main tent,
stay 10 the concert, go TO the side-show
And sc, . picture OF the Circassian beauty
ell Tor one bu.hel
Some thoughtful friend, says . Geor-
sia journalist, has sent us jag OF Juicy
.moun,sin des bu, as our printer is sick
&c shall not be able to do foil justice be
lcre neit week, A man can, SET type aud
enjoy life =, the same time
Why is il, Mr.. Cyniqus. that poets al
says write about the dull red goldg
Gold is yellow. not red. II is the result OF
their iervid imsginsiiops.. Miss Bessie.
Poets never see the color Of gold, you
mos; they only hear about II.
Gsn.lemsa Of the jury. said The prose.
suune attorney. this prisoner 10 IN unmi.
liesssd scoupdrel; be acknowledges ii.Aud
pet, thanks is The wisdom Of the common
az, be hss been given fair trial by .
ary Of hs y re- The prisoner vas &C.
,aiilei.
Judge pe,erbo- Where lie your scn
aos' Col iergef lie is With Silver
iione. lent tbs, the merchant who bss
alifd seserai times aud been burned out q
line or sog Yes, thsis the man.