Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-01-24
A BUSINESS DIRECTORY.


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There it goes again, remarked the eleva.
tar man, as natronly looking woman Of
tout 10 and girl Of 10 got out of the car
illd the reporter stepped in II am supposed
to be regular business directory Of the
whole city and to know the capabilities of
every doctor, dentist, miliner, music teach
sr, and every one else that has an office in
iiAs building. People every day ask my ad
wee as to which teacher or which doctor to
hEir"uize, and seem TO think | am simple
mlH',i if don't give them just the infor
I.atlou they want
II did use to at one time-when ! was
Younger he added An old woman got
IN and wanted to know the best dentist in the
suh.'ng \ friend OF mine had just taken
| ais office on the third floor, and sent her up
TO him. She had mighty funny kind of
ffouged tooth, it seemed and he hurt her
Lore than she expected pulling it out She
vent to the janitor and wanted me dis
eiarged for pointing out the office. Since
-ler don't know anything about the tep
aiIts except where their offices are, although
Vi, SAID, people are continually asking ME to
t,J them of the best person to do what they
want done
DO you pass Boyiston streetf' at this mo
nent asked dapper young man who had
just entered the car
The elevator man smiled in his tired way.
| tut answered not
when | first came here | tried to keep
count of the number of times that style Of
joke was sprung on me, he said, after the
g. lung man had got off, but found | was
catching it about seven times a day, and
| .It-...,1ra,r.4 tt-i1b 70 70
| y,u would tell the public that that is very
! funny Of course; but sometimes feel as if
It T.. ing verworked-overdone little,
| goa know VIII your
| The reporter promised he would and the
man said ne felt better. Then he began
| l-ain;
| And while YOU are about it, why won't
! ,1u ask people lhot to be III such an ail-tired
| urry TO get on an elevator until the people
| rat have ridden down have got out Wo
| nen are the worst at that, but the men are
pretty close second They pile right in as
soon a. the door is opened and buck up
| against people that are trying TO get out, as
! they thought the car had been chartered
r the ,iav and they were being cheated out
II their rights am pretty good natured, as
| rule. but sometimes want to hit few
| oanple with baseball bat"
You grow cynical" remarked the report
| At
Well. guess you wou.l Some women
! afrect INV nerves very seriously Every day
! n two have a party Of women come IN to
o4ther Hall Of them get right into the eie-
! gatur and tue rest stay outside and declare
| saat they don't dare to ride in tile old thing
That 1t makes them Seasick, or they re afraid
! it will break or something. Finally all but
,ue will he coaxed in. and she will walk up
stairs. When they get ready to go down, tbs
ole who walked almost invariably ride
| down. Queer critters, amt theyf
The reporter had been riding up ana down
| during this conversation and the elevator
wis now at the top Of the building.
What would happen to US If this thlAg
should give wayi' asked passenger.
The elevator man looked puzzled. He
seemed to be thinking hard. Then he eli
| ligntened his questioner-
| I'VE would Drop he said--Rlston 'infA
a oo,.r between the fingers. Inc cigar
| is then allowed either to dry naturally
or the process is hurried by artificial
/ heat.
The finest brand of Havana cigars Is
the ,.yeguera." after which come the
..reralias." The former are made OF the
leaf when half dried, and no water Is
used. hut the latter, or regalias' made
from the danpened, dried leaf, are IN
no way superior to the hey Nes'
CIGAR made from the same leaf
j while the word "legitima brands
- Havana cigar as made in that city
and of Cuban tobacco. the brand key
West cigar" does not mean that the
eiqar was manufactured in Key west
because Tampa and Jacksonville, oelns
| in the same internal revenue DISTRICT
are taking advantage OF that TACT oy
/ turning out Key West" cigars ana II
i for this reason thar Key West wishes
/ ~ have its own separate district for the
( hotter protection of its brands of cigars.
| Tar,na and Jacksonville have not the
same climate as Key West and CUBA
and putting the cigars of those two
cifiss on the market as of key west
n,ale INJURIES that brand Just as much as
tho california wines made in Chicago
iniure the reputation OF the genuine
| hrards from the Pacific slope.
WbiIe it is all hustle and work at hey
vast during the day. after WORKING