Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1890-04-16

Nyou arc smitten with . miss
You love with all your heart
And think II really would DO bli0
To wed It'll death do part"
Yet haven't got the spunk Of thoss
Who never fear rebuff,
Just tell her that you would propose
Bat haven't nsrve enough
Chicago HsraiA
0efA vsrsus l3rOoD Drill.
Belle-Can't you 60 to the broom drill this
week, Carried
C.rrie-No, I'm very much pressed fos
time this week
Belle tmallciouslyp-Yss,a and know wha,
time it is, too
Carrie-What do you meant
Belle-The time that you are pressed
from half-p eight until eleven. -BurlinG-
ton Fres Pres.
The Refusal.
told her how much loved ha.
And asked her 70 Be- mine,
But she did not take It kindly.
And gave no favoring sign
Itold her that within my heart
Her picture eer did live:
"But now you're better I'd, )" said shs.
"For you've my negative"
Journal Of Education
Love and Cash.
Poor Harold, But Herbert hes cash, thought
the maid
A. she fingered In loving reflection
while money with me Is no object, she aaid,
IA the saze time It 10 no objection"
-waahington Posa
Had Her Revenge, Though.
She ts~eetIy, to her adorer who has brought
her gold bracelet set with pearl)-Do you
know what quotation you remind me Of, Mr..
Evergreen
He (quickly)-Oh, that chestnut about not
casting your pearls before swine, l suppose,
lest they-er-that H.
She softly and cruelly)-Oh, no: AL u aoe
gold that glitters West Shore
Modern Herr.
He was bwave, hewoic dude,
Whose Chwistian name was Lila
He stwuck helpless attitude,
And knocked the poah thing silly
-washington GtaR.
Hard Hit.
'Why do you always ask, my dear
Such foolish qlestions,' said De Lancer.
because they seem." replied tie fair.
The only ones that you can answer"
-JudgA
She Disarmed Hin.
Examining Attorney ito witnesa) What h
your age, madamt
Witness with charming smile)-It would
do you no good tn know, dr, for I am mar
ried and out Of the market
Then the court smiled. and the bar smilsd,
and the examining attorney himself smiled,
and the question was not presed.-Boseoa
Courier.
ssggsssssa.
lt's wrong for every one 70 In
rhe baby; walt till later
When she grows up 70 sweee sixssn
The pleasure viii b greater.
HpptpeossN
Flattsry.
Unto the man Of meagef worth
Is dear msus fulsome cbatt@,
While hattery 70 the man Of parts
Bun makes him feel the natter
-Burlinstno Frss PFsA
He Tssk the Hint.
M. Goodenough-I have 10 much troubla
with the pronunciation Of my name; Il h
properly pronounced Good-no, you know.
6he bhylyl-Yes, but It h Good-enough fsg
me.-West Shore
Quickly Cared.
fhe maiden fair had . fall
To walk she was not able
Dat when . mouse leAped through The -
She Jumped upon tbs table
Yankee DlaAA
The Hardy Lover.
the Tilted him. The doctors said
He'd never survive the shock;
Yet next day he got out Of bsd
And put The ring In hook
She Knew How She Felt
al feel elected |" exclaimed Mrs FanglA
You mean ds-jected, said her husband
with q superior air Of wisdom
NO; mean ejected-I feel pot out, 20
ow."-Judge
feeble swain inverss the rub
And gives the maiden sport;
Because be courts her rtdicuis
She ndicules his court
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bachelor.
Bachelor-W course IL ID; IL IL wasn't -
Guiar wouldn't b . bachsloe.-Nsv Tea
The Pssa
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lneeeed of being esn6e. ere kGhe
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Ths Potne 81 View.
red-It mt nice to have that girl thiak I
tovs her when don't
Nsd-ThasS not % bod - II you did lovs
Asr and she didn't bsiisvs it.-Nsw Yea
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A1d uscoamoaly frss with hi peif;
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40 hs money - spns - Alnssk
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