The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-02-06
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS
= Work is a good medicine. Try 1T.
IA fourishing man-The professor Of.


"No, they are my aunt hills . S.s.ssS; g 4;
Why not call a balloon tramp2 it
has no visible means Of support. ~ :85-; (,
The man who has sworn not to for.s;
give has uttered the worse oath he can
take. s3..5;:.,a,
1t may be difficult to decideswhich
may pursue the most eagerly, interest or
fame. 80
"A sponge eight feet in circumference
is on exhibition at q store in, New York
City.
Italy has debt of s4,362, 100000. s
the largest Of ANIMATION in the civilized
world.
Some bugs are creatures ofa summer
day, but the humbug has all seasons fcrss
his own. ~;
NO man has yet lived long enough
in this world to doubt the infallibility of
his judgment. 81
- We cannot control the evil tongue
Of others, but good life enables us to-
despise them.
= Women are most sensible when:
among women, and men are most sensible
when among men. ss;
About the only man who ever makes
anything by attending to other peoples
- -
business is the lawyer. s.gs :s5s
= There are two reasons Why somes
people don't mind their own business.
One is that they haven't any mind s;
the other, that they haven't any bnsi.
ness. sssS;2gs:.s33
Mr.. Walker and Miss Rider were (.
recently married in Habersham County, 4
Ga. With these two ways Of locomotions:
they should manage to navigate through
the world very comfortably. j sss g
- G. R. Bethea, colored farmer Of
Marion, offers prize Of $50 to the colorss.
ed farmer in this State who raises the 4
most corn on an acre this year. All who
wish to compete must send their namestos:
him.
- It is fairly established that 4 the;
common wart, which is SO unsightly and
often so proliferous on the hands aud
face, can be easily removed BY small dc. B
ses of sulphate of magnesia takenSinter
nally.
= To this day dime is the smallest
change you can get in Virginia Cit, Ne ey. 8
If there is 15 cents in change coming to
You, you lose 5 cents, and ifSyou5 CONF
planned the whole town wonsd sjeer at
you.
- Ella-I know I am ugly: hut Hove.
you, Erastus. I have $4,000 . year &
Will you marry me? Erastus Yes, dar.S
ling, I'd marry you if you were twice as
ugly as you think you are, my beautiful
birdie.
-Oyquet, Ohio, has an oil we'll. that
has periodic fits Of flowing at intervals Of
about three months. What is particularly
strange about its workings is the fact that
it performs its freaks always on Sunday, S.
and never misses the hour, II am; to be-:
gin. ;s
"A philosopher says that 1happiEess
is found in chasing after something, net
in catching it." When mans hat
blows off he may enjoy more happiness
while be is chasing it down the street than
when he catches it, but he doesn' :iocks
tbst way. g
= A stonecutter named August Boor.5
ried, Of st. Paul, Mimi, has discovered 81
process by which the hardest stone can
be dissolved and cast into any desired
shape. The casting being hard IS flint,
translucent and colored according to- the
stone used.
"A rancher exhibited twenty onionss j,
at Arroyo Grande (Cal.) fair that weighs.
ed one hundred pounds. Another showed L:
q aforty.four pound cabbage and q nineteen
pound carrot, while still another took the
"cake" with a beet FIVE feet long that
scaled 164 pounds.
- What a vast deal of time and ease 9
that man gains, who is not troubled with 3
the spirit of impertinent curiosity about
others who lets his neighbor's thoughhss
and behavior alone; who coufnes his g
inspections to himself, and cares chiefly
for his own duty and conscience.
"A new cause for pension is report.
ed by the Union correspondent Of the;
Rockland, Me-, Courier, who says that q B
veteran in that town "is suffering from
the strengthening Of the brain, general
ability. and chronical information Of the
spontaneous hilarity of the system. .
- When q car load Of North Carolina &.
negro emigrants, billed for Arkansas,
reached Morristown, Tenn, last Thursdayg
night, they we're informed that they
would be taken to Mississippi instead. +.
They rebelled, and became SO enraged at
the agents who had them in their charge
that the latter had to fee for their
lives.
Our devotion to material pursuit will
ruin us unless we consecrate the resulta
of them to God in some form of beneYo.s
lencs. Growing rich will injure no one
| if he be rich in faith, and be careful to-
honor the Lord with the substance which
he recognizes as gift, in the first place.,
from him. It is the selfish spirit that
spoils and destroys.
Uncle Sam pays his 200, 600 emplo
ees, including soldiers and sailors, an ay.