New-York tribune., 1890-05-29
THE TALK or THE DAY.

somc one suggests that the author Of So The Best
Governed cry In tho World In the June Harper.
ought to have signed himself citizen Of the worst
governed city IN the world But there 10
necessity for that. Everybody knows that Julian
Ralph lives IN New York
Temperance Acknowledgements why are you Sd
chary about tachlinc the uquor problem You know
our laws need some awakening of public sentiment
Thc Gogcrnor"i suppose IL IS the Old maxim OF my
,ty. Never NEEDLE with the bars. Richard. when yol
can climb the fence. ."-l burlington Free Press.
Every Presbyterian Is a rcvisionst now said q
prominent Presbyterian clergyman yesterday, who ha,
heretofore opposed revision. This IS true The
members of that Church spite Of their love for the
old standards arc convinced Of the truth of Lowell
lines:
Time makes ancient good uncouth
They must upward stu and onward VINO woun keep
abreast ut uuth
The Norristown Herald has heard of third rate
show consisting Of clown. eight horses. six per
former, and tgo lemonade and peanut venderS. which
roe, by tic gl,,udoqucut name of Blanks Triple
Lchcmo'h Unsurpassed shows, Wild West Amph.-
theatre. Renowned Cirque and Marvellous Equescur-
r.,uium7
Blasted llorcs.-~rh time has now come Alfred,
when YOU must select some calling in Ne.
clad to hear it. my boy. ! dn't want you to
be au ornamental dronc al your day. ..., ,,.,o.
hai made up ny mind 10 become an officer IN the
Uui.'d stale, Navy Chicago Tribune.
Ape,ltou ha, been addressed to the French Chamber
Of Deputies by a group Of shareholders and bondhoh
,r, of the Panama Canal. asking that the former
administrators Of the company should he arrilgned
before the courts order account for their manage
uent The Petition Burcau Of the Chamber has in
,tr,.tcd one Of IL, members Mr. Gauthicr de CaSny.
Deputy for seine ct olse. 10 prepare a report on
the subject.
4 correspondent says that the English, when they
dance have not the grace of the American and lack
they had the grace Of the American. we should thlnh
| The, coald -ct along without that peculiar German
thins ana stlll be happy .-O Noristown Herald
A writer in Tho Churchman' jokingy suggests
the formation Of Church sermon society," which
should keep on hand stock OF original sermons for
/ the use Of busy clergymen. OF course the plan
wouldnt work. No American congregation would
listen 10 boughtcn7 sermons and no American clergy
man. OF any standing would preach them
Nature is Rcsting-Not an island has been heavei
mp sunk from sight In the @cihc ocean Tor te IL,
thirty four years and gcoOs>tS say that naiuE, j.
ecoloist predicts that within nfty wears ccnyusion
J ~ nature VIII sink the whole OF New Acd"nd MY
feet below the surface OF the Se''-'De'roN f'e'
! Press.
since there appears to be 50 little enthusiasm over
tho World, Fair. either In the East or the West.
I
mont ST., a, 70 have it come the 5ooth instead ~
the toOth anniversary OF the discovery Of America
chicago might protest against such a po>tponcmen''
bnt there /, reason believe that some OF 10, solid
citizens would not shed many tears at such disposal
Of the question.
Living PrOOf.-Young Mr.. Freshly converslhI
with An elderly friend of the family see Ho"
we have things now, electricity. telegraph tlephoHe
and think how people lived sixty years ago. can
/ helm thinking that grandtathcrS must have been
| Mr. Ohiboy obviously ncttlcdl-When sec some
~ their grandchildren can't help thinking the same
! -(B0,ton Times.
The London Times contains the following curious
advertisement: Napoleon l. For sale, the origna
mask moulded at Saint Helena by Dr. Antomarchi
| Price required. $4,000. Address f. G.. D.. Post keS
,oute Rue Lefranc, Schacrhcch. Brussels" In vie"
Of the recent epstolary performances Of Prince Na
! uocon it would be well II he were to apply Fo
/ the Napoconic idca' sadly wants IA mask just nov
! IN hide IL, chapfallcn cOuntcnanoc.
Fualilng Large Contract" DO You alway
nr,ctise what YOU preach - asked the tired deacoi
| ~ the long Windcd minister.
Il DO my brother" said the ongwinded ministe
! solcmnly 90 -, -,
| We'll said the tired deacon. with sigh. don
wonder then that you don't 10 get any time Il
make any pastoral calls "-(Somervile Journal