The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-06-12
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.oft do lacey wofs
TIE hlsctsmi,h 10 about The only
~efinsn vho secures prosperity by bcins
sl~sys oa The strike
TIE bscoIic editor ubo sas presented
eth c.1 u maple syrup Wished Tor msny
apry rs,urts d The Day.
--Anops the cufiosi,iss Of collection
10 Eafops is Ioi 81 old boots aud shoes
''oroc sorn by crossed hes5s
III s better Tor young msD 10 hare
his trousers bss u the kn-es than 70 have
bic brsis bss st The ears
The msa who soes 10 bed 40 late
thai lie meets himself getting mp 10 the
nornlns 10 cot % early riser.
The uosl,le 10 hssisg your latch
string sissys bsngisg GU, 10 that the
.rong people se, bold Of H.
--she- Il ~ouiint marry you II you
we're ~onh $4,000" He-"U nder those
circumstances. Miss Homolerioh. don't
think would ssh Jon"
- IL 10 no vopler that . workipgman
who spends twenty 1--we sents . day for
bser Gods II difficult 70 keep bis bead
above water
Teacher OF Political Economy You
may mention an infant industry. Lively
Yong Student Sitting still and sucking
ones thumbs.
An old bshclor declares that il Is
pleasant always 10 have two babies 10 the
house. because each cries 80 loud tbst you
cant hear the other
III sm about scared 10 death. / hear
that the anarchists have sworn TO kill me
II they fiod me. What sbsll dor Get
position 10 bath house."
Ed -"Wbat do you understand by .
parsiorT Ned --"well. for instance, the
more Ice cream you give your girl the
warmer grows her affection for you.
Customer TO waiter Some cheese.
please" Waiter Beg prsdon. sir. Very
sorry. sir. Cheese out sir" Customer
"fbst sol When doyo expect it backf"
A New York editor lie trying to decide
which is proper. Il saw an opera" or II
heard an opera. II he sat behind the
regulation size bonnet the latter term is
correct
While the ioanenzs was at its hight
child WAS born in New Ynrk The family |
were all down With the disease. The new
arrival Was boy, and by unanimous con
sent he was named Agrippa
Anxious mother with manageable
daughter) Why do you think that young
Harold Gwynue could never support
wifv2 Practical father = He wears sash
10 place OF snspenders
"A Kansas editor has fed to Colorado,
leaving numerous creditors 1t is not
often that you hear Of az editor doing Q
trick OF that kind. Editors who can &C.
cumulate creditors are rare
"A youth at Biideiord, Me-. had an eX.
cellent excuse for hardness. The missive
he bore 10 the teacher from his mother
read; please excuse Alfred for being
late. He had shsd for dinner"
-"Ah. my friend" sighed lngubrious
stranger At Asbury Park. "there are skele.
tons 10 oil families. / have mine. and l
s'pose yon have yoursy" Yes. sir. was
the reply. ''she Is down there on the beach
now"
Watts -"rimmins has sworn of
again" Pots III Was about time He
VAS 40 fall that be saw double last Friday
and bought horse OF fellow down at th,
market under the impression that he was
getting . match team.
M. Fresh "a promising cornetist) Il
an almost able to play the cornet with one
hand. Mr.. Brine (who lives across the
street. Well. you ongbt to be. so you can
have the use Of the other hand for gun to
defend yourself with.
"A prospective iurymsu was asked by
the Judge II be was married or single, and
II be had formed or expressed an opinion,
10 which the reply was; II Was married
three years ago. have not expressed an
opinion since that time" Il
What nonsense this j. going The
rounds OF the press that such and such
woman has been the first TO be admitted 10
the practice OF the lar in this country.
Haven't women. aud particularly married
momen. been laying down the Law 10 men
Tor centuries7
Whist did he iakeg' inquired the de
tective that had been hastily summoned
Il think be took tho train for Canals.
replied the bank president. who vas walk.
ing about through the empty vault aud
whisiling doiefully 40 sudsnte 10 q
N inor.
--"You should visit The seaside, Mr.
Black" s.id gushing yonng maiden TO
cfu-,y old lawyer. land listen 10 the muir.
mefiug oi The Tide Il bear enough OF
that every day" srunied the lawyer.
"Where sif" quered the girl. In the di
sorcs court. " replied the wretch.
Senior partner 10 bead clerk You'll
excuse me Tor mentioning il. but r-your
face Is hardly I. tidy A. should like TO
SEQ u. Head clerk I'm letting my whis
ker gros. Senior partaer SO see but
can't permit employees to srov their whis-
ken 10 business hours They must do
hat ia their leisure
"A little girl ~as iast retaining from
The morning services 90 recent Sunday.
] be lsst hyn sans bad been Even Ne.
She asked her mother. who VS. holding n
her by The hand. ''Msmma. did Adam write
utlt. that bymnY" WHY 90. nv child"