The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-10-07
sUNFLoWER SKINNER.

Quantrell scooped Hillman and the
Blenders last week by dying again
Ex-President Cleveland is coming west.
Now look out for direct snub from Col.
! Tomlinson.
Funston has opened his campaign. He
| has discovered that he is little the worse
| for the Ware.
! At political conspiracies, shut the
! door" like most Kansas drug store whisky,
| goes without signing.
! When Senator Plumb comes home En-
poria should have another Alliance parade,
with every banner lettered 'Hurrah for
Plumb"
The Atchison Champion says "Charles
| Robinson is the Mary Walker of Kansas
politics"-as leader of the happys traddlers,
we suppose.
J. r. Burton has been dropped by the
Republican state central committee. Even
in this practice makes perfect" for no.
body heard dull thud.
Senator ingalls, is in Kansas. He will
take the stump Immediately. Over the
| fence seems to be the only way left for
Judge Pfeffer to get out.
President Harrison has given it out, in
preparing for his western trip, that ne does
not like to ride at night. This will make
the Missouri train robbers laugh.
John Anderson is independent even in
defeat. A committee wrote him three
weeks ago inviting him TO take part in the
canvass, but as vet he has not replied.
Anna Diggs is on hand. She is described
as rampant, rabid and rancorous." She
- ba
did. And now, what a stew. Z there!
Anna.
The Kansas City Times is to get out an
evening paper. and 1t is conjectured that
the ear marks of the young editor who
parts his name in the middle, late of Sa-
lima, are to play part.
So long as Harrison Kelley has votes to
cast against measures hurtful to his con-
stituency, Dairyman Otis better remain
in the seclusion of his artistic duties
doing water colors in chalk.
With three breaches in the Mckinley
ranks responsible to three "P's"-Plumb,
Paddock and Pettigrew, great many of
the readers of the Troy Chief are wonder
ing why Sol Miller doesn't see it.
With Jerry Simpson and Mrs. Lease
running the cahoots," farmers in the
Seventh district who have heard of
planetary attraction and have mortgages
to lift are looking closely for meteors.
A woman is teaching the young girls of
AtChisOn how to make bread. If the
women of that town resemble the men,
she will soon discover that the usual
acidity is not essential to leavened bread in
Atchison.
No admission fee will be charged at the
Topeka reunion the day President Har-
rison attends, and the most conservative
now agree that the attendance will almost
come up TO, If not equal the crowds of the
Wizard Oil concerts.
A herd of vagabond cows got into Sena-
tor Ingalls, yard the other night and dam
aged the lawn to very great extent, but
the senator hasn't said word about it.
And so another crushing argument for the
anti-Ingalls organs has been spoiled.
An exchange has the audacity to ques-
ton Governor Humphreys religion.
Pshawi Everybody in the state has heard
enough of that As per cent interest episode
to know that the governor believes that
God tempers the wind to the shorn
lamb"
The Canton Republican comes to hand
this week with the astounding infOrma-
ton that Father Eskridge. Sol Miller, Dan
Anthony and Judge Pfeffer have reached
second childhood. II the accuser was one
of enough Importance to evoke an answer
from these gentleman, how would 1t be to
cry "On with the bawl?"