The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-08-28
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soas,inss il 10 10 The pool-ssllers
The devil hss ,sch loss isii that 90
ere sl~sgs sssrrips co ID
Ills 90 s.lsl sirsis CO q somsr's -.
ilseos b. tsfa q tssl.nd Who ihi1ts be
iSo.s has to eook
--Tcuny Pa. msy ask you . qses
tool P.-csrisiply. ny ehlli Tommy
Well. .bsrs IL the siad ~bss ), do.n'i
bios
--Mefingls Mrs Uophasi 10 grass
si5o.. Dsi shey McF.agle-I never
hoe. Il. wbyi Merlnsis Her hasbAua
died 81 hs! lever
-osly . mrsn. fmsl. fe,epgiul man
will esnspieaonsly 90 sway for Donila'.
sscsiion lasi - BIS tiie6ds are coming
hom. from their racs,ioas all tired oa'.
The vital spsrkF. qao,h the philoso-
pher Oi course We knos What the vital
spAt 10 II Is the old maids last chance.
w.lcb her aud zee hos vital 1t 10.
The Mes York Tribune hs discover
si that tho farmer can buy paints ready
mised and put them 90 himself" Why
no, pu, them on the wsgop'
--Mamms. the teacher says all people
are made Of dust. Yes. my dear, so they
sfe. Well, then, Ispose negroes are made
q coal dust. sin't theyr
--M.idep fair = Oh. 1t sissys makes my
bead swim TO 20 on the water Sailor
fscsiious No danger OF drowning. then,
mem. II you should TALL overheard.
BY the way, how 10 Higsinsi | heard
be vas ., deaths door l don't know
about that. but the last time | saw him
be vas 90 The step pulling the doctoI's
bell.
II s@e that button parties are being
held 10 some parts Of The West. remark
ed Mf. Cumso. | Wonder Why they are
% nsmed9 Because they are bound TO
coms Oh. replied Cumso.
Mother Ito Johnny. Who is 10 the neg,
foom) -Jobony. what makes the baby 70
quie,f j, be 10 mischief Johnny-No
msrm; he's iust playing with the fly paper
that's all.
stern father OF the GIRL saw you
Hiss my daughter % passed the psrlor q
while ego. and | want you 10 know that l
don't like Ill Young man (smackipg bis
iips) You may not. but do.
Aunt Theo Tommy I'm surprised
you forge, your Bible so quicklyl Nov,
when the rain descended and smote the
earth Tor forty days. what WAS !. called
Tommy promptly Mud,
Living up 10 his motto Well, / must
60 nov. said Cholie. What's your hurry ?
asked Ethel. H.. 1--we minutes Of twelve.
and my motto in life is never put of til
tomorrow what you can do today"
A philosophical exchange sptly re
marks that "when parents think nothing
is too good for the boy, they generally learn
IN after years that nothing is too bad for
the man.
Something Higher Daughter, Papa.
want new dress. Papa Always dresses
dresses You don't seem to have thought
for apy:hins higher than dresses! Daugh.
Ter Yes. / have also want new bat.
Summer boarder (wearily) = You have
had veal at every meal since came Farm
CT furrow (cbeeriully) We kin shord it.
II was our own calf. aud II amt half gone
yet.
That Awful Husbsnd-Tm sure our
baby has . remarkable memory, Wife
I've no doubt the precious darling hiss.
And what makes you think SO? lit had
Mt II couldn't remember so many things
70 cry about during the night.
Mrs. Potts lust 10 think OF you talk.
log TO me 10 such style. You who used
10 swear vas = angel. Mr., Potts Look
here. my dear. ths, isu't fair; you know i,
isn't. What is the use Of tsi,ting a msu
Abou, tbs hes he told fifteen Years ago2
--Msmma. mamms. sobbed little three
years old girl. running iuto the house
much offended. wish you'd whip the old
hen. She won't let me see the cbickies..
She dest lifted up her dress. en- they all
RIM right under.
A Boston presch;r. 10 speaking Of the
dagger Of permitting the Bible to be
srosded out by The newspaper. perpetrst
ID the following pun: Men. nowadays
,Aid be. are like Y ,echeas -desirous OF see
ng Jesus. but cannot because OF The press.
Mamma. what's tiinsa asked the
smallest child. know. replied 40 older
,ns before the mother could answer. Twins
. tso babies just the sans eye, three be.
bies are fripleis; four are quadrupeds and
I've ere cenlipedes.
The conversation turned GU literature.
hope Jon ara noi On sdmirer Of Fielding
As. C.hokia. rem rked the young woman
ron B.~sou. Why. Of course. replied the
Founs man iron ST. Louis. csndidly.
like 10 zee !, when !, ian, too ragged. bu,
slssys did think Il vas batting thst wins
rance
Sir. said the Young man to bis EN-
ployer. | thought nigh, take the liberty
4 remisdins you that you promised 10