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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
THE sEAsOS OF THE YEAR.

~N N~s~ONa ~ 49, y
when healthy men and women like to
be out Of doors, and when the weak
and lazy should be fo:cei out. TIE
air is full of ozone. If The reader of
This should hurry through his busl-
ness or make the proper use Of his
Saturday afternoon, be would gain
more inauguration in few hours than
he found in the whole two weeks Of q
summer In the country. Let him go
out-he will see a splendor. of valley
and hillside, an abundant beauty Of
gorgeous yellows and crimson in the
foliage, a richness and freshness of
green in the heritage which are rare at
this season of the year. His bl cd
will course with an awakened energy
through bis veins The delight OF
living will fill his soul with on ecstacy
of which he has only dreamed through
the long, hot, lethargic summer.
He should stand upon the prair es or
he should walk along the road which
stretches by the siie Of Flat creek
IIuo s.H~no Al -~-.L 10 o~v.ge oM-
a road whose picturesque charms are
known to too few even in our own
town. A horseback ride or a tramp
through the woods would make him a
stronger and a better man. If he
owes the pursuit of the angler he will
find such spolt in streams not far
distant. To some minds this charm
ing season, which fills the hearty man
with quarts of Good Cd October"
is replete with sad reflections. TneyI
think oft only as the precursor of a
cold and dEeary winter. There is
something out of the way with such
minds. The winter itself should be
6llei with gladness, for it is the time
when life is waiting to burst forth
anew, when the seed is g,iuing rest
in anticipation of a new truitage. II
is an unfortunate mOmenc' AZURE which
makes the season suggestive of the
falling leaf and the shrinking pant.
The autumn should be no drearier |
thru the evening of a weil-spent Jay. |
the period Of restful plea ure which
precedes the sleep that has b en-
earned. Autumn Is the better name,
for this is the fullness of the year.
The cup of earth is fil'ei to overflow
ng with the fruits in the msking of
which all the other seasons have spent
heir fortunes. We have all that
Earth Can give US now-and every
,uoYant spirit among us ri ices aud
S glad. Tne shouts of the boys in
he ball field and tie splendid mass OF
humanity that contends on
he football ground give evidence of
he ioyousness Of all who take what
ne earth has to give thankfully and
Without grumb ing. Truly it is 'he
cas- to be CAD for as Reilly says:
o it's theu's the times feller is feelins
at his best
With the risin' sun to greet him from a
night of peaceful rest
Is he leaves the house bareheaded and
goes out 10 feed the STOCK
When The frost is on the pumpkin and the
fldder's In the shock"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

The last number of the National
Journa isr, paper which sbounds in
excellent Joints snd subject matter
for conductors of newspapers, is a
mod issue. 1t cuutaius much of the
proceedings of the H,nnib.l meeting
of the NJ ssouri press association, in
GLIDING The able and Instructive adj.
dress of President Stephens and TIE
address of Hon. Z. A. Sniyely, of
Spiing field, Illincis, either me of The
papers is worth more than the years
sub 5ription, $3.50, to the periodical.
Besid' this, its p ges are emb elish' d
with very e"rrect picture of \. {.
Baldwin. OF the BAzoo's contem pcrary
the Sed lila Gazetie, toge her with a
biog raphical sketeh. IL does us proud
to think tie Journalist is paving
at entinn to the newsp per men, espe-
c'aHy of Sedslia. Every newspaper
man SHOULD take the journalist.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
Catarrh,
Catarrhal Deafne&s-Hay Fever. A
New Home Treatment


Catarrhal 'Deafne&s-Hay Fever. A
New Home Treatment
Sufferers are not generally aware that
these diseases are contagious, or that they
are due to the presence Of living parasites
n the lining membrane of the nose and
sustachias tubes. Microscopic research,
however, has proved this to be .
fsct, and the result of this discovery is that
. simple remedy mas been formulated
whereby catarrh, catarrhal deafness and
hay fever are permanently cured in from
one 10 three simple applications made at
home by the patient snce in two weeks.
N. R-This treatment Is not . snuff or
An ointment; both have been discarded BY
reputable physicians as injurious. A
pamphlet explaining this new treatment
b sent free on receipt of stamp to pay post
age, By A. FL. Dixon & Son, 337 and $50
West King street, Toronto, Canada -
Christian Advocate.
Sufferers from catarrhal troubles should
sss.fullslread the above.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

Clinton, Mo-, Oct. 24.-James
NAY lor, son of City Marshal Naylor.
was stabbed last night, about ten
o'clock, by George Baze, a gambler.
Naylor was at low resort, when
Blaze made an appearance. Naylor
threw chair at B axe. end the latter
then drew out d pocket knife and cut
Naylor twice, once in right side and
once across the right ann. MAYORS
wounds are no, serious.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

"Meet me at the corner :oni'e."
wrote a telegraph operator to his
sweetheart. This is what is called
force of habit.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

will Larmer, a society man of
Lincoln, Neb., has fed to avoid arrest
for endorsement. His finance who
is missing. is believed to have com.
mitted snicide.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

"Sedalia is a daisy-its darling
city. Ssid young man last night
who one year ago located here and
built a cosy home on Grand avenue.
None come here aud regret it.
Those who leave 60 not from
choice, but because they are COM
SauCcS.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

Al thousands can testify, there Is nothing
% much to be desired ~ perfect sight and
perfect sight can only be obtained BY using
perfect spectaclss. c. @. Taylor, our home
optician, exercises great sklll and patience
q ittiu~ these needing spectscles with care
I'D comior 70 lie Wearsr. I2-l1dn
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
II County Clerks.

The ]. West Goodwin Printing company
is prepared to furnish on short notice, poll
books and tally sheets, sccording to law to
be used at the November election. Addren
]. WEST GOODWIN Pre- Co.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
WEEKLY BAZOO.

A man who don't stand by his
friends is an enemy Of all decency.
See Johnny Trims record.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

The Tarkio Avalanche remarks
that the Democrats are going to
weep Atchison county. Two years
ago Mr.. Harrison carried Atchison by
over Que hundred.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
Diarhea, Disentery Oh olera
Flux.

Msguire's Beens Plat for nearly so years
the infalsble cure. Thousand of testimo-
mails; Endorsed By the Western Sanitary
Commission, u. 8. army officers, hospital
physicians. steamboat officers, etc. Taken
in time sure preventive of Asistic cholera
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
Cured Herself and Her Child,

SIS s. has relieved me Of terrible scrofula
from viii had suffered for years. IL affected
my nose FIRST as catarrh, then carries Of the bone
and continued to eat until it destroyed the soft
bone in the right side of the nose, then went &c
as il was doomed S. S. S. has cured me, and
has also cured my little daughter of the same
disease. MRS. N. RITCHEY, Mackey, Ind.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailet
free. SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.. Atlanta, Ga.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

Mike Doherty is growing more
popular with the people every day, as
they know him better, and his major
ity is gro wing accordingly.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

Two alleged Spirtuslis's have
been arrested at Omaha, Neb., for
using The mail for obscene purposes.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

rs NOT one of the old WORKOUT.
potash, mercury, sarsaparIlia.
thousand doses for a shilling med
icine. II Is q remedy which never
falls In Blood Diseases, and always
builds up the general health Of the
patient.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

Tom Fowler has made a faithful
official and he will receive a hearty
endorsement from the people at the
nolls.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
AN OLD CITIZENS CRIME.

Harvard, H., Oct. 24-Chas.
Armstrong, aged ", heretofore much
'espected in Thu community is charg-
ed with embezzlng s25, O08 of money
beionging to bis friends. Large sums
have been entrusted to him during
the last 10 years to loan. He used
the MONEY an | made out fraudulent
mortgages. Jo-eph Soothill. friend
of 80 years standing recently placed
$40, 600 in Armstrong; hands to loar,
and upon investigation found that the
mortg' ges he held were fraudulent.
When accused, Arm>t; ong admitted
bis guilt and tuaned over al his
property, amount ne to about SIS, 900,
10 Socthill. He will probably be ar
rested Tomorrow.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

An analysis of the nominations
m ade by all OF the prriies in Missouri
for r'pre- entatives of the General
assembly shows that f the 271 nomi-
nees 1857 are actual farmers. To this
SUM might he added eight nominees
who c'mbine farming with other
business, which would swell the sum
total TO us. The actual classification
Is as follows: Farmers, 1866; farmer
and M reliant. l !; farmer aud miller,
1; tanner aud 'awyer, 1; farmer and
editor, L; farm-r and preacher. 2;
farmer and stockman, farmer and
teacher, /; preachers, 6; school
tea hers, ~; lawyers. %; mechanics,
4: physicians, 8; mereh: MS, 10;
millers, 6 saw-miler, 2; capitalists,
1; stock agent |: locomotive engi-
neer. l nurstry men, 2; real estate
agent, insurance agent, 1; paper
hsng-r, l /; timber contra ctor, book
agent. |; contractor. I; depot master,
I; banker, 1 /; unknown, 2.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
Local Items from Thursday Daily.


Careless hunters a few days ago
sccidenty shot a valuable horse he
longing to William McFstrick, who
lives about ten miles south of town,
The SHOT lodged in the animals hip
and made qui serious wound. A
few days previous g. M. HoaGley had
two calves filled with shot, one O!
them dying.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

One of the hsppiest men 10 Sedalia
to-day is Eugene OFT, the night clerk
at the depot express office. This
morning a big, fine looking baby boy
arrived at his house acd it weighed
just eleven pounds. Gene 'ushingly
receives the congratulations of his
friends and is as happy as lark. The
mother and child are doing well.
Gene says that be intends to train
the boy for prize fighter or a base
ball pitcher.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
A Big Turnip.

Hanley Pi kington, in company
with number of Office seekers, inva-
DID Houstonia last night Han ey
received rousing reception and was
presented with the biggest turnip
grown in Peitis county this year.
1t weighef nine pounds and was
elaborately decorated with blue rib.
bOns.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28
Andy Temple Pleadea Guilty.

Andy Temple. Turlington's pal, had
bis trial at TT. Smith, yesterday, and
he pleaded guilty to robbing the
express car at Pryors Greek on the
night OF Nov. "a, 1889.
He stated to the court that as Tur-
liDgton had given the robbing away,
there was no use for him to plead
not guilty. He told the court that
burlington divided with him and his
share amounted to about $500.
Sheriff Ellis Smith will receive the
$1,000 reward offered by the receivers
of the NJ, K. & I. for the arrest and
conviction of each of the robbers.
Smith after drawing q confession out
of burlington caused Temples arrest,
and the conviction on the plea of
guilty brings the sher.f of Pettis
county q neat little sum of money
for his detective work.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-10-28

polls.
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Specimen cases.

S,H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis,
was troubled with Neuralgia and
Rheumatism, his Stomach was disor
dered, his Liver was affected 10 IN
alarming degree, appetite fell away
md he was terribly reduced in flesh
and strength. Three bottles Of Elec'
trio Bit 7rs cured him
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, III
had running sore on his leg of eighl
years standing. Used three bottles
If Electric Bitters and seven boxes O
Bucklon's Arnica Salve, and his lrl
is sound and well John Speaker
Catawba, O., had five large feve
sores on his leg, doctors said he va
incurable. One bottle Electric Bit
tiers and one box Bucklen's Arnic
Salve cured him entirely. Sold b
Mcfarland & Co.'S. Drug Store.
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The Pulpit and the Stage.

Rev. f. NJ. Shrout, Pastor United
Brethren Church, Blue Mound, Kan,
says 81 feel it my duty to tell what
wonders DR.. Kings New Discovery
has done for me. My Lungs were
badly diseased, and my Pensioners
thought that ! could live only few
weeks. ! took five bottles of DR.. Kings
New Discovery and am souni and
wen, gaining 2G lbs. in weight"
Arthur Love, Manager Loves Fun
ny folks Combination, writes "After
a thorough trial and convincing evil
dence, am canfdent DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, beats
'en all, and cures when everything
else fails. The greatest kindness
can do my many thousand friends
is to urge them to try it, Free tria
bottles at Mcfarland & Co.'s Drug
Store. Regular size SOC. and 500.
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PnIlsr the Prlneass. .reoth.

Epgens Field, IN Chicago Newsl
Dr. VIM. o. Boswell, = young and
skllliul dentist, who, coming from Bal
timore, located in London last spring,
had the honor OF pulling tooth from
the royal mouth Of the fair Princess
Maud Of Wales last week, 1t was a
wisdom tooth and hated to let go. The
Princess screamed like a locomotive
BOsSell got G1o $3.50 for the job, and
Il course the advertisement is price
less one. As for the royal tooth, The
doctor has mounted it and enshrinet
it in a velvet case.
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He Was Staggered.

81 remember negro in the South
ern States some years ago said the
old soldier as he rested his war worn
frame in a chair at the Monongahela
House, to Pittsburg Dispatch reporter.
HE was an old man, and when tired
summing himself on log in the lane
way he was accustomed to retire to
the shade and doze. He had class RI
twenty or so little boys to whom e
used to give Bible lessons, generally
on Sunday afternoon.
1T was his practice to give out on
enc Sunday the less6n to be prepared
for the next. The old lelIow was a
little blind and deaf, and this fact in
duced the young fello vs to put up
jokes on him. In the old boys absence
they glued the pages OF the Bible to.
gether, and on the following Sunday
sat expectant OF how their little game
would work. The old tutor put on
his specs" and giving a sympathetic
glance at bis CLASS, opening the Bible
at the pages about Eosh's ark apd be-
gan to read.
Gle spelled out the lesson TO the
end Of the page, and Noah took with
into tie ark one Of every kind, and
so on, and one wife, and turning
over, continued, she was 142 cubits
long an so wide, built entirly OF cy.
press wood and pitched inside and out
"Foh de Tavd's s.kel What a wo-
man exclaimed the old darkey, glanc,
ing wonde.ingly over the book at the
ginning class. lie paused and pom.
d rid over the wonderful dimensions
Of Noah's wife for many minutes, and
Thea sill
F." BAs, you mustn't doubt anythin
the hnnk says, but take it as the other
! tmgs se iurder on, which says,
sac are learfully and gopdeFfully
made"
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Let Us Give Thanks.

Chicago Times.
The'table in MIS-, Scrimpin's select
boarding house was full, and the
boarders were discussing the effect OF
the new tariff law upon the daily sup
ply Of hash.
at is awful" sighed the soprano OF
the second floor front. ave shall all
starve this winter"
at is all right said Gilderoy, who
occupied the second floor rear. 81 am
willing to starve for the benefit con-
'erred by one schedule"
"What is the benefit" chorused q
half dozen voices.
"The price of sheet music is up 1O(
per cent" said Gilderoy, excitedly
and all eyes centered upon the SECOND
floor front, who blushed angrily, aros'
and flounced out Of the room.
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You are h . BAD Flx.

hut we will cure you II you will pay
ne. Our message is TO the weak, ner-
vous and debilitated, who, by early
avil habits, Or later indiscret ons, have
triiied away their yigor OF body, mind
and manhood, and who suffer all those
effects which lead to premature decay,
consumption or insanity. II this
means you, send for and read our
Book OF LIFE, written by the greatest
Specialist OF the day, and sent (sealed)
for 6 cents in stamps. Address DR..
Parker'S Medical and Surgical Insti.
tuts, 15l North Spruce st., Nashville
Tenn. iS4
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Cant Sleep Nights.

Is the complaint of thousands suffer
ing from asthma, coughs, consump'
ton, etc. Did you ever try DR.. Ac'
ker's English Remedy II is the best
preparation known for all Lung
troubles. Sold on a positive guaran'
tee at 25c. and 60c. Sold by Kirk
patrick, Woiord & Miller, druggists.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06

The best salve in the world for CUTS
Bruises, Sores, letter, chapped Hands
chillblains, corns and all Skin Erup-
ticas, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. II is guaranteed 10
give perfect satisfaction, or money re-
funded Price, IS cents per box. For
-s.s II A. Ea~1a.s rl1a Drs4s. Gfara
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06

An old negro strolled up to the win
dow in the Office Of the Kansas City,
Kas Commissioner Of Registration
the other day and male application
for registration papers.
"What is your name?" asked Assist
ant Commissioner Arnold.
George Washington" was the re-
ply.
swell, George, are you the man who
cut down the cherry treef"
"No, sab. boss; no, sab, / amt the
man. / amt done no work TO- nigh
onto yeah"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06

at was disgusting. The fire didn't
reach my room until an hour after ]
had left it?" HWell, what OF it?" Il
might have had forty minutes mare
sleepln
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06
na Moi Snrer Anr bangor.

knowIng that cough can De onecK'
ed in . day, and the frst stages OF con-
sumption broken in week, we here
by guarantee DR.. Acker's English
Cough Remedy. and win refund the
money 70 all who buy, take IL as per
directions, and do not find our state
ment correct. Sold by Kirkpatrick
Wofford 4 Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06
That Terrible Cough

Ia the morning, hurried or difficult
breathing, raising phlegm ,tightness in
tho chest, quickened pulse, chilliness
in the evening or sweats at night, all
or any OF these things are the first
stages of consumption. DR.. Acker's
Eaglish cough remedy wal cure these
fearful 81 mptoms, and ID sold under
= Positire guarantee, by Kirkpatrick,
WoffoYd 4 Miller.
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GRATEFUL - COMFORTING.
EPPS'S COCOA.
BREAKFAST

"By a thorough knowledge OF the natural laws
which govern the operations of digestion and
nutrition, and by 9 careful application Of the
fne properties OF we'll selected Cocoa, Mr.. Epps
has provided our breakfast tables with deli.
eatesy aavored beverage which may save us
mary heavy doctors bills. II Is by the judi.
cious usc Of ngoh articles OF diet that consti.
tuti0n may Be gradually built up until strong
enor IA 10 resist every tendency 10 disease.
Hundreds OF subtle maladEes are 1oatipg around
Is ready to attack wherever there is weak
point We may escape many fatal SHAFT by
keeping ourselves we'll fortified with pure blood
ana a properly nourished frame civil Ser
vice (lszette Made simply with boiling water
or milk. Sold only In halfpound tins, BY Gro
GERS, labelled thus. JAMES EPPS q Co,
homeopathic Chemists, London, England.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06

"Too bad about Uholly, amt ~"
"What's the matter with him?" "Why
he's delormed, y'know, got so many
bumps on his head his hat don't fit
him"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06

A drunken man in East Providence,
r. l., fell asleep in the gutter and
Anored so loudly that be was arrested
and fined not only for drunkenness
butalso for disturbing the peace.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06

Ne. Maine Woods Grossly 81
can't see how it is; I haven't gained
; pound during my vaeation4" Mr..
stayas Holmes-"Yes. you have, my
boy, You vent away with : heavy
pockss.book, and now you are getting
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06
The Pearl Button Robbery.
S, HIRsH & Co., Importers.
No. 427 and 400 Broadway,
NEW York, Oct. IL, 1890.


No. 427 and 400 Broadway,
NEW York, Oct. IL, 1890.
To THE EDITOR OF THE WORLD;
q You mention to-day the cause OF q
recent importation of pearl buttons
upon which the old duty was $29l,
which the new rates made $1,618.52,
an increase of 81 ,32752.
We imported an invoice Of pearl
buttons upon which we paid duty
prior to October 6 Of $3S2.75. The
duty to-day on that invoice would be
$6,S43Sl, an increase Of $6,46l.06.
Just figure the percentage on that
and see what fun Mckinley is having
with the poor people who buy these
buttons in helping to build up an in
dustry that never existed in this coun
try and never will exist here except il
very fine goods used by the few.
Yours truly, HIRsH & Co.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06

Young Mrs. Tucker says that II the
Lodge bill has anything in it to pre-
vent Chsrlsy's doing ss much more
than bis share Of sitting up with sick
friends she certsinis hopes il will
mass.
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Kind Friend.

II what they call that Famous Remedy; Rcd
Flag Oil, Il quickly cures Rheumatism, Neu.
ralgls, Cuts, Bruises, Burns. Sores and all pain.
10 70 good for man or beast.
No other medicine has won for itself such
confidence as Dr. Lees Liver Regulator. 1t Is
the beat combination foF the cure OF all Kidney
aud Liver Complaints. Trail bottles free AZ
Mcfarland 4 Cos Drug Store.
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A DatY to Yourself.

II is surprising that people will use
q common, ordinary pill when they
can secure q valuable English one for
the same money, DR.. Acker's Eng
lish pills are a positive cure for sick
headache and al liver troubles. They
are small, sweet, easily taken, and dc
not grippe. Sold by Kirkpatrick
Wofford. 4 Miller. -sl4
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06

"Whst 10 your reason for wanting o
divorce from your wiie?" inquired the
lawyer.
''She is rich and won't support me-"
1--WE can FIX is,for you eSsily enough.
The allowance she makes you is too
small, ] presumed"
"6he doesn't make me any allowance
ct all."
"That makes il easier still. You
have some means Of your own, ! pre-.
aume?"
Not cent"
4sJasnes, shcw this man out"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06

Daughter OF City Magnate-My pa
is an India merchant. What is yonrsi
Son Of Suburban Pou!te,er --Afinei
Oh, era Turkey merchant. Will you
have an iceH
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-06
Female Weakness Positive Cure

To THE EDIToR
Please Inform your readers that have posi-
tive remedy for the thousand and one ills which
arise from deFanged female organs. I shall be
glad 10 send two Bottles Of my remedy FREE "a
any Lady II they VIII send their Express and p
o. address. Yours respectfully, De. ]. D. MAR
CHI6I, lsa, Genesse b., Utica N. Y.