The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-12-28
converted Maxwell, the St. Louis muir.

thing.
Where is the old-fashioned woman who
used to make dust brushes out of turkey
wings?
Mr.. and Mrs. D. j. Wallace will be al
home after January the sixth at 400 Park
Place
There are about as many true Christmas
surprises as there are evening surprise
parties.
The Light Infantry have issued invita-
tions to a hop tomorrow evening at the
armory.
Miss Annie and Mr. James Mulvey have
cards out for a party next Wednesday
evening.
The North Side Card club was the
guest of Mr.. and Mrs. J. l.. Dyer Friday
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Beattie are in Chi.
cago, where they will remain during the
holidays.
A Wichita fruiterer has made a new
brand of mince-meat and named it Sweet
Dreams"
The people who were really the most
surprised were the ones who didn't get
anything.
The Santa Claus at the Quaker church
proved his mortality by being nearly
burnt up.
Several parties will sit up and watch the
old year out and the new year in, next
Wednesday.
Mrs. Alice Snyder. of Bethany, Mo-, is
the guest of Mrs. Bohannon, of South
Water street.
The woman who uses more paint on her
cheeks than any other creature in town is
a grandmother.
DIR. and Mrs. w. P. Rothrock, of Win
field, visited with DR.. Croskey and family
Christmas day.
Mr.. and Mrs Burr of ST. Johns, are
spending the holidays with Mr.. and Mrs
G. w. Morrison.
Mrs. Catherine Buckins of Chicago will
be the guest of Mrs. r. S. Bostic, her
sister, this winter.
The year go now resembles a man who
gets out of bed in a cold room. He is fast
drawing to his close.
New neighbors are desirable occasional
ly. You can find out what your old
neighbors think of you.
A Wichita man objects to Bobbie
Burns, He says: "Oh, if others could see
us, as we see ourselves"
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There is girl in town who refused to
accept ring as Christmas present from
a gentleman, Thursday.
What has become of the old-fashioned
man who couldn't drive in buggy unless
he hung. one foot outsider
Miss Viola Cox, of Sedgwick City, is
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Inman at
1924 North Fourth avenue
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One woman in town has in the course
of her married life, heard her husband tell
the same story 2l5 times.
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1t hasn't been cold enough yet this win
ter to make your toes feel like they had
between them.
A woman who was once one of the most
popular ladies in Wichita society was a
at the last ball.
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The man who gave you an umbrella for
Christmas will be around the first rainy
day and want to borrow it.
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When some people give you anything as
a gift, You begin to wonder, right away,
what they are going to ask of you.
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The boy who is born on Christmas never
gets over it. The same presents answer
Tor both birthday and Santa Claus
When is man just fat enough and just
ean enough that you can compliment him
by asking him how much he weighs?
"a
Jarbeau will be here next Thursday A
great many people think she is objection
able. Still she is the best in her line.
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A Wichita man has resolved that he will
be worse in 81 than he was in go. He
thinks, in that way he may be better,
If nothing but the truth had been told
asst Thursday. there would have been
row in almost every home in Wichita.
Mr. Frank Bishop, of the firm of w. 7.
Bishop & Sons, was married to Miss Ola
Mcfarland at Kansas City, Saturday.
A man on the North Side claims to have
seen Santa Claus, Wednesday night. He
says he had branded on both cheeks.
1t Is pretty hard to meet a man from
indianapolis, Indiana, who did not live
right next door" to President Harrison.
Misses Kate Sargent, Belle Forbes, Anna
Hays, Lucy Ford, will receive at 204 South
Lawrence, on New Years, from 3 to 9p. m.
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Mr.. and Mrs. George Whitlock, of Jop-
,ity, the guests of j. &. Redfield and fam
ly.
There is a woman in Wichita who ceic-
Drates Christmas by spending the after
noon among the graves of her dead chill
lren.
More people will enjoy this Sunday
more than they did Christmas day. We
lays.
We often wonder how the man feels who
received or gave nothing for Christmas
He probably feels something in his pocket
book.
This is the time of year that SO many
neckties look like they hadn't been taken
off when their owners went to bed at
night
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4 Wichita man told his wife Christmas
night that he was going out on a McKin-
ley, and she is still wondering what he
meant.
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1t rained all the day before Christmas,
and nobody was more worried than the
woman who knew she was going to get
bonnet.
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Mr. and Mrs. James Campbell and Mr..
and Mrs. Ben Garland, of Caldwell, will
snnnd the holidays with Nrc NJ a.