The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1890-05-18

TIE Usher, M, Pied ,hoi. weary way
| -frtIOuryh Chronicla
In the spring tho busy carmau adds unto his scale
In the ,spTin. the dainty maiden dreams of coming
In the sIrns The slender dude begins practice fol
In tho Surfing The plumber wonders why tho people
Utica Observer.
Tho days are longer.
,. The heat grows stronger.
With bright skies o US
We remove the porous
Plasters again from the bacK aud chest
The farmer knowing
nis shTewdness shoSwing
And the flannel suits out
AnnouucipR thai bonpd Sas are are "takopin"
T T9s %s &c. Snv gay az an Nav ar,
And tho buIfroR croaks in the reody bog.
Where brush most dense is
The policeman chassS the unlicensed dog
Though Sol is glowing,
Tho small boys shiver
They slowly peo for their HrSt spring swim.
Oh! May is glorious
Der clustering BoreSs ' and south winds blow,
Sweet odors bringing
And farmer n .y sG 5p ss crow
Bolton Courier.
LOVE.
Iwrl hasten. dearest Mabel,
Ill be with YOU II m able
Ere the evening insects hum;
That you'll iced the bull dog, snGrlinR-
Feed him well before come
The burning love OF two young hearts is a
case Of spontaneous combustion.-IPd shing-
ton Star.
Mr.. BllinRton-Ip promise You. on my honor
Miss Cooington-But I'D rather you'd prom
iSe me on your Oner.-lucR.
Briggs-Tompkins is engaged to q widow, 1
Braggs-Yes that's just like him. He Ia too
lazy to do any OF the courting.- 7erre Haute
Express.
so your daughter Jennie is married7"
She married man OF power and influence"
Indeed Statesman banker. politician.
General, or Government official"
Neither: she married the 1anitor Of fiat"
Boston Courier.
New York" observed Mr.. BiIus. !aying his
ing the attack on his beeis oak. - that married
the wrong man the other day. and blurted out
young man she didn't marry has had lucky
es. she was foolish to make fuss at such
abstrantedly at the wall Most women lind
out soon enough that they have married the
Gep s he Hs4s
JohnF she inquired sweetly.-Ch Icdgo Tribune.
PHILOSOPHY.
Man wants but little hero below
How oft the line We scan
And, as many OF US know,
rslucky for the man.
do with the manly young woman and with the
etieminate young manf-PHch.
"You remember Jones. the fellow who was
always asking Is 1t warm enough Tor your"
We'll, he's dead"
is that so2 How happy he must be. He can
ask that question all the year round now
brooklyn Lge.
Miss Fussanfeather-Ar you going to Sara
toga next summer?
Mrs. OyerGalter--No think will stay homo
and use ice. 1t will be quite as expensive. /
fauncy.- lonkerS StdtesnlaIL
THE BOARDING HOUSE.
The boarding house keeper should have peas
to her hashes to have u luiet time v dShlR0-
ton star.
Bnous-I sleep In feathers but believe it's
Tufinut-What's that Look at the spring
chicken; see how tough he is.-BOSton Hsrd,d.
Philosophical Boarder-Lfe Is uncertain. We
are here today, but where o-Worrow?
makes keeping a boarding house associated
with considerable risk Boston Courier.
DEFINITIONS.
Fire Department-Dissatl employer
Philadelphia JfesS.
The Director Of tho MInt-the barkeeper
WASHINGTON star.
Shadows OF great city "-detectives-
BoStoH Commercial BuietH.
TAXING THE CENSUS.
Census Taker next June,-Whati is your age
madam 100
Mature Lady-lIeres your $780, SIR Chicago
Tribune.
Census ,Takcr. How many maIe members
are there in this family
kentucky iiousewile-Wn there WAS six
this mornin', but pap and N boys went out
nrter brcnkfas Ter n scrap with III MGGgneSes,
aud don't know how many there 10 Aow-Ac"
York Heehty
FACTS WORTH KNOWING.