New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-07

r cIe:dins wit bis psrisioners ,r tho construction d
&c ssSa.b 70. condition Of THY Christian
EnglIslimen living without Cnstsn ourla"'-lNssn'
vile American.
An Apt Adjcctive.-At Ausae cha'm. He-Grsod
she Coming ont. q. usual yth her favorte ID.
jectivc)-Gorgeous (BurlingtonFrce Press.
Says business man. writinsrom the City Of Mex.
leo: "why 90 you Americans put nve cents On
letter to Mexico when two arenoughI IL casn %
abundant In Northern homes tbs can so waste NJ
Pray tell your people that only phule' VIII put any
moro postage on Mexican letteor paper than On one
destined for the United ststeselse why tho postal
treaty. One-hslf my correspondents thus soonshlH
contribute to Uncle SANS excheaer"
why, is that you'" cries II 6rst woman s' taas
%Jass & got s'f soS Hsr''
g %S sSsn. i Have !. good time
SOD l.. splendid time. wat'd you see''
"so'd l. Gain anyi'.
"s = R''% Baby s'ch'''
&C.. was mine. Have any rosquitocsr
"so'd /. Hate to come hom''
..So'd,r. Mako lots Of friend''
500 J. just ciled whch H. Dld your trunAs
get ; Ye.l
so did mine. Isn't it horlia Did your dressa
lawfully"
SOD mine. Go. a girl yet''
Neither have /. Isn't 1t crsdfuli Well. goo
"Goodby '-(Detroit Free Pres.
Says an eminent physician: 20 long ms men m
cover their heads In theatres. hall ETC., Just so long
ntlp, nd mon
facial neuralgia and bronchial Affections. There Is no
moro sense In removing his rat than there Is In
a woman laying aside her bonnet
"Iave yon boarded long in tls house - inquired
the boalrer OF the sour dclecM man ''''ns next
~ him.
II don't sec how can you stam II. Why haven't
80 other place to CO. said the cher dismsy, tho
landlady's my wife. '-,Chicaeo Tribne.
James E. scripps, Of 1.-THE Dctrtt Evening News
has placed the OF al 900 at he disposal OF the
trustees OF the Detroit Museum Of Art TO enable them
10 offer that sum dcfy the cost II two years study
I'm one OF the great art school, OF Europe a. prize
for the highest proficiency in the Drot Art Acadcmy
The prize is open to students frn all parts OK mo
country.
Mrs. sharp-what is the matter with Mr.. portiey
she IS c 1 Il sS,, E ycry bscTnr all ose'
Mrs. Kcen-Yes.. hear she walks in her sleep s,,
Mrs. 'f Kccn sns %sh IT dTrc m bit h;
too much regard for appearances TO walk-'Amer''""
According t. 9TH" Augusta Me- Journal iettef
which recently passed through the tuasta po>ooi"'e
bore mis- address Miss -. very shrlii''occ'
tenor. who often puts her listeners IN eAcracatihs
pain, for rr,t and recreation makes lrr habaton
with her uncle At ", Me-"
II was-Owncr Of Horse brushing the lies on tne
imp .iIcnt animall-What arc yon tcl!ii2 re, L@T'
Arcy ou really ocndant OF the fish hfles
:. Nnd now You're >hocing horses in az English
mans blacksmith shop: II looks ike INC irony ="
Yis. sor stand still. yc haste make me
llvin' ,or By ironin' fate. --tChicaeO Tribune.
Pecan mt farming is one Of the growing Industries
of thc Gulf states. After the tc,, have onc' oesut
10 bear they involve labor or expense. ant yicld
il Is said all income Of from 300 TO Sl0oo Al acro
according to the quality Of III" nut.
IT. the combined register Of the First Presbyterian
Church OF MorristOwn. now being Puoli,nen'
age eighty wears frightened 10 death BY ghosts
- Madison ~. - Eagle.
The Rev. SAN Jones ha, preached n sermon at
Round Lake which some OF tho orthodox religious
paprrs regard as very hcretcal. and they are there
fore trying to read him out Of orthodoxy and into
tnitariani,m. We simply accommodate ourselves 70
the eccentric evangest's manner OF speech "hen "s
saw that he will probably kick like Texas steer
when he hears OF It,
young man. exclaimed the morast. pointing p
the second hand Of the clock il marked the nistu
of the moments into eternity, "wha Is the iahsu"s
Of that tmepi"ce'' . 40, ,. 1870
without saying --(Philadclpha Press.