Telegram-herald., 1890-05-18
\ TALE or TO-DAY.
Ths s,osy Of gAs Coming Nswsooy sri
the Eias Hs2z.e1 aAn.

the Eiac nszz5e1 dan-
Beaachcnp-1 hinges made u happy hit
II ~ al street ald w.-s delayed ~ MS
once until : o'cio,k lu the evening
Crnol hunger b2d hnn ia ms sTasq. 80 lie
decided 70 dine as ths Aston house.
which. bang usn Of few words, es-
peciany when he argues with himself, he
did Az o'clock he had finished his re-
post and a couple Of bottles Of Extra
Dry, and bang uncertain whether he saw
SIX or eight empty bottles before him, he
decided 10 walk uptown TO his apSrt-
meEts.
As ne went down the broad stone steps
OF the hotel tiny newsboy rushed up 10
him.
"Please, mister. buy one, whined the
kid, holding Up copy OF The Vail Of
Distress I'm etuok ON de papers"
"Wen. I'm not, quoth Beauchamp-
Johages. and then he smiled at his own
sally, which was vaguely apparent 70
him. Poor boy" he continued, smit-
ten with generosity. ''here's nickel
and keep your paper" and be sped on.
At the ncxt coTnor diminutive news
boy rushed up TO him. Please. mister
whined the boy. buy one. In stuck
on de papers. and the young highway
man held up copy of The Wall OF Dis
treas
Poor boy" "quoth Beauchamp-J ohnges,
"hercs a nickel and keep your paper"
and he walked on.
At the next corner a small newsooy
rushed up to him.
Please, mister" the kid whined,
thrusting forth a copy Of The Wall Of
Distress. won't you buy a paper? I'm
stuck on EN-"
Worse than fly paper for sticking"
quoth Beauchamp-Joh ohnges. and then no
grinned at his bright remark. Poor
boy" ne added, seized with IN attack Of
generosity, heres a nickel and keep
your paper
Note by the Editor-(The author, who
writes this on space, exceeded the limits
Of proprety and the paper when he re-
peated the scene at every block going UP
town. so the editor has been obliged to
dispense with about ffty-five blocks Of
the narrative; but the tale is not injured
in the least.)
Please, mister" whined a wee weep
ing boy, who rushed up in front Of the
Fifth Avenue hotel and held up copy
of The Wall Of Distress, Tn stuck on
de papers. Wont You buy oue?'
Beanchamp-JoiInyes went deep in his
pocket and took for.h $40 bill Poor
boy" he sold, take a nickel ont Of this
and keep your paper"
Tho snall boy handed - % to the kind
hearted Iaa1. and tten sighed as be
watched his benefacto- enter the hotel.
Great Scottv exclaimed the Ind.
"dst's De sofiest snap I've had for
year. ard entering a carriage he drove
home, richer by Sass and in possession
Of his ful stock OF Wails.-Mu1sey' 5
Weekly.
Wouls Have Been Glad TO Spare Her.
The company had struck q town in the
provinces where his.rioric appreciation
was scarce, business poor, pablo hall &C
commodat.ons primitive aad Che hotels
/ excrratie. knowing That there wash Z
/ another actress TO be found within a
/ hundred miles. the Leading lady said go
/ the manager.
"Woald it pat you 70 any incopven-
ienoe, Nr. Donstouner. If sho2l1 leave
tbs company after tomorrow night
Madam, be replied. with exec e1lng
stiffness. Il am s)rry-vary sorry 20
say it vvould~-Ch.cazo T1bune
The Weight of Words
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