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Watching puycrs OF Jcwe,ry.

"Theso pearls 10 not suit; cun | soa
some others Don't taAo them AWAY
however; have not fully decided whcth-
er TO purchase or not says a fashion
ably uuired lady, smiling cngasincly nj
the attendant hViind the counter. who
tells her TO examine them at hcr leisure
then says in a distinct voice. James
did Mr. Joncs call FOR his watch tbIs
morning Z" james bobs up from soma
other part or the store and rep.ios. 3. Not
yet, siri but ! ann expecting him I'm
soon" The jcwclry salesman poes to
the safe TO secure now tray OF pnarls
for the inspection OF his we!-dressed
patron, ana James busies himself with
various dlU "a az tho counter. The
salesman comes back and remarks. II
think, Jumes. YOU hal better send iboso
unset stones bacR; it Ia not policy 10
wait any longer. Now. madam. hcra oro
some very cho,cu sprcim,us that l. ibinl
will sJiJ YOU" She doesn't know II
but the WON ~ has been under st,rveil
lance. aul the crler was given rlgbt
before her fycv hy the polite and smil.
ing attendant who so on.suuiouslv re-
ooiN,d h'v commands. When tpe snles-
man astNd, " Dd Mr Jones' oau for bis
watch y' t'u wold "Wr,ch" WAS tho only
one in tAc sentence ol value ol nlcnnIn,
TO JaHte. ~ WIS an D.t,r from ono
man tu thc u'h'r TO keep uu eye "A the
customer When the s'lremnn T. rrr.d
and sud. " II g. not policy 20 wal any
longer, he iu'aaa-Hd 60 his comrauIou
that he could ttocccd with his other
dutloa. Probably thcrc Is no large lew
al D. ID.
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OUR FISH STORY.

Our diciples of Isaac Walton
have now taken a position on the
back row of benches, while Ed
Smalloy takes the cake, in fact he
gets the whole bake shop. IIo
went fishing down ON Cheat the
other day at the "Grcen Hole" so
called from u big yarn that was
written up by brilliant young
journalist of this town few years
ago about an immense rock that
rolled down the mountain side into
the river here with such violence as
to knock the bottom out. Tho
story went the rounds Of the press
and lots of people were green
enough to believe it, and some came
for miles to see this hole in the
bottom Of the river so that it is
called the "Green Hole" and is
merely IA deep place in the river and
fnvoritc haunt for largo fish.
Ed caught some worry fine fish,
some of thom weighing six pounds
and had TO be Knocked in the head
with club but the largest one. n
thirteen pound cat, he caught in
big hollow log that was fast in somo
drift wood. 1t seems that Ed was
out on the drift wood fishing and
noticed this log with II small hole
in one end Of it, being moved by
something evidently inside of It, 40
he concluded to Investigate and af-
ter some hard work, got the leg
ashore, where ho chopped into it
with II hntchet he had along, and
was very much surprised TO find u
large hollow place in the inside Of tho
log, occupied by an immense cat
fish which had evidently swan in
the small hole IN the log and could
not turn around TO get out and so
remained in there for years pcrhaIs
feeding on everything that entered
the log as it noated about in tho
water. Ed says he could hear some
thing Hopping around in it whilo
hc was chopping into the log and
rather thought that he had caught
the dcvil sure. The fish had no
sign of eyes as its long confinement
had probably oblitcrated them. In
it's stomach was found lot of dead
wood and IL had evidently lived on
the rotten wood from the inside Of
the log when it was hard up. 1t
had several large teeth that were very
sharp and would cut like every
thing. Some stories are too thin
but this one may seem too thick
and alittle iishy, but we saw tho
fish and the hollow log IS there yet
to show for itself and Ed SmaIlcy.
as every body knows, is perfectly
reliable.
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a pccWi -:s sus pio.ous individual nam
cd Siaek , in charge OF cigar store
when Two dapper-looNing young mcn en-
tered. Ono carried In his hand an onvcI-
opo Wh.eh was ad lrcese1 bat not sealed.
Can you give go ton-dollar bill for
these ten b.is:" hr asked. The old lady
wants TO send the money In this letter. "
The bill was giyoH TO the young man,
who apparently rutitin the I,uor. Mack
counted tac bi,,3 given in excharge and
found only r.Bc. Cnly nine dollars
here he sa.i. "ICw coq that be z"
said tEo young man. "The old lady
must have mcdc n mistake. I've sealed
the letter and don't want TO open it again.
viii you hold the letter with tho ten dol
lars In 10 while / take the nine dollars
back 10 the Oh lady Z" Mack thought
that 'air enough, rs he believed he saw
therJoung man put the ten dollar bill I'm
The envelope. He still ho.ds it. 1t IS ad-
dressed 90 II ~. ldme, Binghamton,
n. ~ 10 was not long before Mack
opened IT., BIT blank paper was all II
contained.
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Annh.,a airlnnrr.

A curious instance Of dormant momorv
IN infancy took place in cur f,mily. Nv
mother went ON visit 10 nv Grand
fathor. who lived in London. Shc took
with her % little brother OF mine who ,0oa
elevon months Old. and his nurse. who
waited on hor rs maid one day tbis
nurse brought t'i' baby into my mothers
room aud put hm ON 'hc H1or which
was ca~pe;ol az over. = ra he crept
about and unused h.maoif aerogdlng 10
his likes. Whom my mother was dress
cd, certain RINK that sho generally
wore was not TO ba found Gru, eearch
was mGd" bgj 70 was meyer produced.
and, tho .ie.t over noy ya. went awav.
and Ga v1. alrs17t forgotten.
Ezaa.iy year after tiay agsfn went
90 vsi, tho graudf''h"r This baby was
now yehr and e'.,"u months old. the
Same nurse took him into hc Same
room, and my mother auw H!n after
looking arnut hIm. deliberately walk I'D
90 ccrtGiu corr... turn % bit of tho
carpet back and f.otIcc the ring He
never gave ans account of the matter.
nor did no., So far as [ know. -emambcr
81 aitcrwari. lt gms most likely that
he found the ring ora tbo floor and hiI it.
az in % safe p.sen, ua3er corner or the
Brussels carpet whore it was not nailed
Ho probably forgot aii about ~ ,UI Is
saw the place again, and Doc was FAR too
infantile at thc time 90 was Missed to
understand what the trlk tl.t went ON
WAS shout, or TO know what the search
which pefhop- ho did not notice, was Tor,
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WWLs the Rcpubljcans have os-
tensibN provided millions for
soldiers pensions in actual practice
little or nothing has been done for
while. new pension cases are now
coming into the pension Office by
thousands they are given no furth-
or attention, not SO much as being
given a number and made matter
of record, nor can they be consid-
cred, until Congress authorizes the
employment of another regiment of
clerks and orpropriates the money
to pay thcm. Still the republicans
refer to their "magnifcent legisla-
tive record and Mr.. Tom Reed
says the public business is finished.
50 for as the House is concerned.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1890-07-24

English women ga n rule, are exccl!ont
Better writer's. They have not become
accustomed TO the low rate Of postage.
aud they say all they hayo TO say in one
letter and they say 81 well. ] may add
That in the matter OF handwriting also.
the American women have much To- learn
from them. II is very fe.dOm that YOU
hnd an English wonian's lettors care
lessiy written. She takes puins To- form
her letters, and YOU do not have 10
waste valuable umo in irving to de-
cipher what she has written, anil the
signature is not mere hicrogiyyb!cs. ft
IS perfect delight 10 me merely % look
TT some OF tho letters / receive from
england. They ore Utmost pictures.
with their ict black ink, their generous
margins, and their handsome paper.
There is also an air Of rcpose about them.
do not fcel as though they had been
dashed OF SIM ~ 20 discharge an obliga-
tion. picture in my mind the writer
seated at big solid oak table, with
bottle Of black ink at one side and o.
bundle Of quill5 or perhaps " d" pens on
the other. She settles brrsoI dcl,ber-
ateiy for tho task, and She accomplished
it we'll. Even tho servant maids write
leRibiy; 90 must be very iHiterato
woman who writes % bad hand.
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was " smooth guy" SO he FASTENED
back 10 the hotel, ouiy 20 find that the
lady had Departed for the matlGco per-
formance. To the ;hoa;ro he wont. and.
securing admission az the stage entrance
ON " pressing busiuoss from Miss --,
-- hotel ne found the lady and rc-
stored TO her tho diamond cross, which,
ho piausibly set forth, had become ON.
tangled In napkin. She had never
even missed the ornament. but she was
SO delighted with tho follows honesty
that She gave him a tivr-dollni buI.
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IN seems that tho Hon. John d. !

In seems that the Hon. John u.
Anderson, Member OF Congress,
from ,hc Third district. will he
nseaJcd at last by the rartisan
origmds who control the present
congress. Mr. Anderson was fairly
elected hy "A safe majority but Coil
demanded that hc Ice turned down
to rotalatc for his having been de-
tcated Tor Governor and as the
bold baudjtti who are running this
congress, hesitate at nothing, tho
Election Committee last Friday
voted soidly TO mscot Anderson
and admit rud McGiunis ana his
historic mule.
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lNaclnowlcdging the honor conferred
upon him by being taken into the ranks
OF the Grand Army OF the Republic Of
Minneapolis recently, Archbishop Ire
land said that among the dearest
memories OF his life were the rccollec-
uons oftho days when he acted as chap
lain Of the First Minnesota.
GENERAL NATHANIEL l. BANKs,whose
name became conspicuous nearly forty
years ago, when, on the ono hundred.
and-thirty-th ballot, and after q con-
test Of TWO months, he was elected
Speaker OF the House OF Representa-
uves, is said to be the politcst man in
Washington. Though seventy four
years OF age, he is still good talller.
full OF interesting "reminiscences. and
his letters arc models OF elegant calig-
raphy
UNTIL recently Chaunccy Dep6w
always had a queer habit OF saving "By
gosh when excited One day friend
rphraided him FOR using such profano
language. What, asked Our Chaunaev.
You don't really mean TO call by gosh
sweaging?' "Why, OF course. do" re-
piled his friend. well. then, bv gosh.
! Will never say IL again" And Depew
has kept his word. lie now swears .'by
jingo."
ALTON ANGLER, OF Atlanta, tho newly
appointed consul to Rheims, is said to
have gone through a snug fortune while
young mani and applied for position
IN railroad Office. Being told that
train hands only were needed he
promptly accepted employment in that
capacity, and performed every duty. no
matter how humble, with n cheerful
ness and care that resulted in series
OF promotions that landed him in the
position Of general passenger agent OF
the Western e Atlantic railroad
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1890-07-24

Mr.. JOsIAH JENNINGS, Of Reeds
vile, who has purchased the con-
tract Of Il. G Martin for carrying
the Reedsvillc and Albrightsyillo
mail has succeeded in having it
changed 50 as to start from Reeds
ellie. This brings him here in the
morning at 10 O'Clock, before the
rapcrs can be gotten in the Office
on Thursday as we do not go to
press till about noon, i'm consc-
qucncc they do not get down TO
AlbrightsyiHe tin tho next day.
FRIDAY and after the mail has gone
down from the railroad and on the
Rockville route. The people at
Bruceton, Brandonwlle ETC., viii
get theirs Saturday, but on the
other route not till Monday when
they will bo old and the news stale.
so the people down there must not
blame us for it, as it is owing to
this new change.
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EXCURSIONS TO HISTORIC BAT.
TLEFIELDS.

\ scries Of special excursions to
the ba'tlefelds OF Cedar Greek,
(MiddIoton,) Winchester and Harp
er's Ferry, under the auspices Of tho
Grand Army Of the Republic aro
announced for July %, August 20,
and October rs, 1890, alfording
rare opportunity to visit the IIistor-
ic Ground where the contending
hosts struggled for victory.
Tickets for these excursions will
be sold from all ticket stations on
the Baltimore and Ohio r. r. east
Of the Ohio River at one fare for tho
round trip on July - and %, Aug.
10 and 20 Sept - and 1G, 1890,
valid for return journey ten days
including day Of sale.
For the accommodation OF those
desiring to visit The BattlcGclds Of
Antiotam and Gettysburg, the Bal
Gmoro and Ohio r. r. &c. will
place ON sale excursion tickets at
one fare for the round trip to those
points at IIarpor's Ferry and We
ycrton, To- be sold July % to 31st
Inclusive, good to return until Aug
let inclusive. Aug. 20 to 28 inciu-
siyc good to return until Aug. 29th
inclusive Sept. 1G to 24 inclusive
good 90 return until Sept. 2J Jinclu-
siyc. Oci IG to ~ inclusive cool
TO return until oct 25th inclusive,
for rates aad timo Of trains call on
or address Agents y. g. o. y. Il.
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Bacon-You see that man over thcro ?
Egbert- Yes.
He's one OF the more persistent
workers i'm our church,
You don't tell me-"
Yes; he pumps the organ" /,
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There was an occurrence not long ago
In The city Of Minneapolis which we'll
illustrated the making Of virtue % ucces-
city and pr0ntnt rrby. a lady, than
whose name there Us none bettcr known
iu The theatrical world. was playing an
engagement at the Grand she stopped.
Of. course 40 the West Ono day she
wss engaged FOB looking over her word
robe, or portion OF 10, in cr room.
and being busy. had her luncheon sent
90 BIER room. When it camo her elage
diamonds, made OF the purest pa.te.
were scattered about ou the table. among
them being a large cross. heavily SGT
with sparkling diamonds. n caught the
eye oi the waiter who brought up the
tray. and, bya little Juggling with hts
napsin. hc secured it. U.rushed down
town as sool as possible. go. in vulgar
p3rlanee, "lrek " it but found uat rr
gouid raise Est Gity cents on &C. fIo
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Ohio Comfy. '7'
town, Jefferson CO.
:, Third District-John d. Anderson, Nicholas c.
IL. Nicholas County ~
Fourth District-Charles r smith p,rter.
burg, Wood County
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The Republicans hayo about
given mp their boastjng and little
or no reference is heard any more
about their brilliant record in this
Congress-, which 10y the way, seems
to have spoiled in the making.
Appropriation bills arc so far be-
hind chat the executive departments
are beginning to meet with cmbar-
rassncnt rs nearly one half of the
new fiscal year has gone and no
money has been provided 90 cover
the ANTICIPATED expenditures, ex-
ccpt the makesmft of authorizing
the President to run tie govern
ment temporarily upon the basis of
the appropriations made for the
last fiscal year. The administers
tive officials cay, however that this
is very unsatisfactory way of
patching things up.
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The roor Man and 10 nich Mnn.

Poor man (doleful!y, to himself)-
n only had capitail Look ut this I'm
the paper: Dig chance for small capt
tai; a fortune in year" Myi my
Sec the chances there arc for a man
WITH a little money.
Rich Man lgleeiully, 20 himselD That
big chance advertisement Of mine is
daisy. Caught ten suckers already
this morning, and got the cash. I'll
light out tonight
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1890-07-24

REroETs from various parts Of
the county confirm the statement
that the wheat crop this year is
light. The straw yield is good, but
the heads were but poorly filed and
-four will probably GO up little.
The indications for corn is fayora-
bic and will likely produce an aver
age crop. Most of the farmers arc
now laying their corn aside and
cutting their grass which is unusu-
ally fine this year as the wet season
has been productive Of an immense
hay crop, even superior 10 that Of
last year and il isrnthcr unusual to
have two good hay crops in success
sion Considerable buckwheat has
been sown in the country and so
far the season promises to be good
and very productive. which is fine
thing since fruit is so scarce this
wear.
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Mr. buliGuch-No uso; no use askin'
about my son, he's gone TO the bad He's
profes sional swiHdier en- nothin' else
he's confidence man in Now York.
Old Friend You don't say SO? Does
n't Pee como home whom be- gets broker
Mr. Builfuoh BrokoY Why. he makes
money hand over nst tie could make
o Feraon believe hlaoN was white without
haH try THE police say boys 'ho most
acoopp he'd llar IN the hull city.
Oit Fr"nd Wen' wcll' What "a
pity hc didUt go into politics =
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DEAR" said the young wife fupdly 10 her
husband gt tho breakfast table, on the
morning. after the Wedding. Yes, l
wish somebody would give mo ten dol
lars for that tive thousand dollar check
your father put among our prnsents."
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1890-07-24
IIc Made q NIt.,,i.c.

F"Td DO thc editors throw al your
p'r ,nto the W#tc-lasHet Miss
Ho- onial
"H f'atou'n (tho Bogou roeiess,
o:.y) ho- nouo OF thcm, but some
mos they cous'gn soue ol my verse
Che waste-papcr basket.
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is considering the ambition of
this or that man 10 cutcr the Prcsi-
dental Mansion as master. care
should bc takeu not Co overlook our
Sunday School friend o. the POST
Office Department. Wanamaler
has been n politios just long enough
TO want moro OF 10, and thorc is. in
ousogunco, q great big Prosidcn-
tial Bee tuzzirg about his PrcsJv-
teriau head 4 man too. who can
produooat critical juncturc faar
hundred thousand dollars from %
single fry Of the manufacturers iat
isau antagonist. too. whom even
Tom Rocd need not 1capise. and be-
sides The indications are Cha. Che
grand old party may have to devise
ways and means to carry pcnnsyl-
vauia in fhc next Presidential Goa-
iion as they d.d Now York iu tho
lusl. Look out forthc Wanamak.r
boom when The hundred thousand
Posimastor throughoutthc countr,
have received their order and De.
sin lo hotter
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1890-07-24

COMMISSIONERS COUNTY COURT.
Grant District Samuel T. Conner. Pres
Pleasant. Lucian A. Martin
Portland Henry c. Beatty
Union, l.. Z. King
Reno, Moses n Sinclair
Lyon, Rea4on a. Pcll
Valley, Mason Watson
Kingwood, Leroy Shaw.
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Sherin-Daniel r. jackson
Depuiies-Julius K Monroe Kingwood Valley
and Pleasant |. W CriSs, Lyon J. o. IantZ
Union; u. +. llanwuy, Reno +. r. CupIett
Grant Dorsey FOrman Portland =
Clerk Circuit Court-John W. Watson.
CLERK County Court. Ami Martin
Prosecuting AttOrncy-Neil ]. Fortney.
County Surveyor-A. i. McMlllcn
supt. of SchOols-Ben II. Elsey
Assessor-Blst Side, Gabriel PuI!ia-n.
West side, John = Perkins
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THE SITUATION

THE SITUATION.
TuE Republicans have como TO n
conclusion since the Republican
caucus, that all is not plain sailing
with the force Bill. Two things
however, wcro determined. as al
ready indicated. first, that n major
ity of the Republican Senators are
willing TO follow blindly the course
which leads to the nomination of
Tom Reed for the Presidency, and
second, that the moro experienced
among them decidedly oppose any
change in the procedure of the Sen
ate which will infringe upon the
rights of any Senator or take away
from the Senate It's dclibcratiye
character. Democrats should not
forget, however, that every time the
spur is used to add to the Sonate's
pace in other matters OF legislation
like the appropriation Bills or
the Tariff, but increases the danger
imminent whilc the force Bill is
pending. The Republicans are
first class staycrs MS is known and
II it ever comes 60 sitting it out to
decide who shall have the girl there
will be no marriage in the Demo
cratic party. Dcmcratic policy and
the pure interests Of the people and
good government demand that leg
islation shall not be SO hastcnod as
to give 81 final opportunity for u pro-
longcd battle over the Force Bill,
with any chance Of Republican sue
cess, before the November cleo
ton.
a good deal Of stress is laid upon
the fact that some Of the Rcpubli-
cans now in the Senate opposed and
voted against the original Force
Bill while members OF the House
during the period Of Blaincs reign
voted in favor Of it. These oppo-
nents Of their own party measure
were men like lIawlcy, Of Connecti-
cut, but % North Carolinian by
birth, Dawes aud Hoar Of Massu-
chusotts, and Hale OF Maine. Be
fore, however. tho past record Of
these men Is offered i'm evidence TO
bolster up any supposed present
antagonism on their part to the
pending legislation some notice
should be taken Of the political con-
ditions, which. it should be re-
mcmbcrcd, have changed essentially.
First Of all they then received the
moral countenencc and personal
approbation OF Blaine at that time.
at least, the most potential man in
poliics, and, besides, the political
cxpcdIencY and urgency for this po-
litical legislation were not. in 1875,
so great as in this year Of our Lord.
Grant had been Overwhelmingly car
ried into the White House second
time with poor Greeley IA defect,
and the republicans jumped to the
conclusion that their grasp upon the
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1890-07-24

Hon. W. l.. Wilson made ring
ing speech for tariff reform recently
before the Maryland Reform Club
Convention at Baltimore.
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.CUnStableS.

Kingwood District, j. L. stone. Joseph r..
Rhodes. ="
h2lley-A. J. neBcry Emanuel Dixon
Lyoo--I. W. Iriss, William B Tnvlor
beno-bcn T. woodward, SAM W. Bowman.
POrtland-PreStcn Glover
lnion-Lloyd G. ShaGer, George Gei-Srnan
Picasant-James +. Fuiimer. A. b Chidester.
CTant-William r. ID. Miller
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"S'c IL the gentlemen iu parlor A
have lin'sh'd discussing thcir dinner
yet sai'i'hc proprietor OF tho hotel to
the waiter Dcy avn fru catin', boss,
but dcy amt dono cuaslu' IL vt"
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she wantod no spenine Correc,ea.

Why Ngry, what arc an these postal
cards doing here2 They should have
gone boo Che last mail ' said the Louisi-
ara Postmaster, who WAS assisted in his
duties by his young wi'o, formerly a
Massachusetts school mistress. "Ob. +
have it-t pvt them osiis until / should
have time 90 correct the spelling" was
the wifc's anrwor.
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y. II Bodchcavcr, Of Terra Alta,
is making Che carpet business
speciality tlisyoar. About 1000 yds
now iu stock. just received. aud ho
has the stock Of the lat wayers.
The variety and tho quali, from
the cheapest hcmp to bros .ls, also
% large yaricty or imported vclyct
rugs Tie has the trade, end don't
you iorg 30. De- carries the laretst
stock OF furniture end at
borN FOTTON rRICES.
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B.&o b.. H.
Trainsloave Tunnoltou station as follows


Train leaves kingwood at ZOO m. and qr-
rivCs 90 TunnoitDn gt $40 e. m le .vc. Tuenef.
Ton 40 $50 a. ON. aul arrives ut K.uewa.I lf 1850
q. tn. Loavcs kingwuOd zoo 200 r fn and arrive
~ Tunneltou at $40 %. no.; leaves Tnnnaitou af
.: Np. tn nn1l arrives GO hlHrwo1d af Go0 p rl.
trains daily rr0r.f guuIfU
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Sic cnulhn,t nrIr Erlng a FonI.

"Come. come, don't be a fool, my
dear" said the husband during n do
mestin breeze.
Didn'tErrriage make you and me
ono T" asked the wife.
"Of course 10 did"
+" How can 1 help bcirg n fool then ?"