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Not to he out<lono.

Hospitality is the crowning virtue Of
the Turk. He would scorn to be thought
hehindhand in this respect when com
pared with any other race of men. Mr.
Barley tells story in his "Bulgaria
Before the War; which proves that the
Turk will not allow. himself to be out.
done even by any of his countrymen.
A friend Of mine was one day shoot
ing in the vineyards ut Rustchuk, when
he was stopped by an old Turk and told
that trespassers were not allowed, and
that he must clear off at once.
My friend turned to comply, but be
fore leaving said in Turkish, "What
manner Of man are your / have shot In
these vineyards for years without word
being said tome, and today have passed
over many miles and spoken. to many
owners of vineyards, and you are the
only one who has raised the slightest OBJ.
lection. The vineyard is yours and you
have the right to object to my being
here, SO shall leave your ground, but ]
never received such treatment from an
Osmanli before"
The Turk, who, up to this time, had
been squatting on the ground, jumped
up, and, with marvellous display of en-
ergy, began protesting.
my good fellow" he cried, ''you shall
not say sol Others have shown you hos
pitality, and / will not be behind them.
Go where you like, eat what you like,
carry away all you like, and all the vine.
yard is yours to do as you like with"
The Englishman thanked him, and it
ended in the two squatting down and
having a fcast on grapes together.
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IL Was Only nm umhraIla.

sat in the public library the other
day. It was raining, and had left my
umbrella in the dripping stand, where
there were dozen others.
A slender, bright eyed, well dressed
young man, completely drenched with
the rain, entered, and walking deliber-
ately to the, rack carefully selected an
ivory handled umbrella mine land put
ting it under his arm walked coolly to
the door.
Igrabbed him by the sleeve. but be-
fore could open my mouth to say a
word the stranger, with pleasant, half
condescending smile, pressed the ivory
handle into my disengaged hand, and
with the most courteous little bow inn
aginable said
Excuse me-yours? 1t is very pretty
indeed"
And with O smile and another charm
ing bow he turned and strolled away,
quite unconcerned.
He was the mostpolite thief / ever saw.
Ishould like to dine with him. --Bos-
ton Globe,
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Annoyanoes of tho openhan,led.


Frequently have expressed my pity
for rich people. My pity was renewed
when gentleman said to me: my wife
and our children are to go abroad next
week" you've only just got back
from Europe said by way Of surprise
and Interrogation. eyes, but my wife
ia just killing herself. Every morning
before we sit down to breakfast there
are from five to a dozen men and women
at the house, telling pitiful stories of
rent overdue, Of hunger, and what NOT.
My wife can't turn them away with
No; she has neither strength nor time
to investigate each case, and she usu-
ally gives them what they want.
'sBut she knows that such giving Is
bad. She isso hemmed in by this circle
of beggars that she must go to Europe.
It's pretty hard, !" he added with a sigh;
we've been separated but little since
we were married.. but i don't see amy
other way than to close the house, and
for them to go to Dresden, and for me
to go to boarding."
wanted to tell the generous man that
if he and Mrs. Openhand would send the
mendicants to me, would Investigate
and report to them, that i could save
them several Thousand dollars year and
the necessity of going over the ocean to
escape the cry of poverty, but thought
1t would seem iimpertinent, and j de-
sisted. But Mr.. and Mrs. Opehand
ought to have strength of will as well as
generosity of heart. know that such
generous and unN&se people do moro to
promote poverty than many q secretary
of some associated charities can do to
cure poverty. Chicago Advance.
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The rre-rrontal region of the brain.

The Irc-rTontal region OF the Brain.
Modern Psychologists regard the pre-
frontal part of the brain as the seat Of
character and intellect. After the re
moval of this part in dogs and monkeys
no paralysis of any muscles or loss OF
sensibility occurs, but singular changes
in the behavior, emotions and character
OF the animals nave Deem observed. They
become liyelier, restless, impatient, irri-
table, quarrelsome and violent. Their
movements seem purpeseless, and their
attention to what is going on around
them, and their intelligence, are dimin-
ished.
These observations have been con-
frmed by similar phenomena in the case
Of human beings. The well known
"Crowbar case" described by the Amer
lean physician DIR. Harlow, is one in
point. A young man was busy tamping
bursting charge into rock with a
pointed iron rod, when the charge sud
denly exploded and the rod entered his
head under the angle of the lower jaw,
came out In the frontal region, and was
found some distance off covered with
blood and brain substance. He became
childish, willful, tickle and restless and
suffered loss of intellectual power.
Gradually, however, these symptoms
disappeared; he recovered and lived for
thirteen years. His skull is preserved
in Harvard university. Berlin Cor. Lon
don Lancet.
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Arc Women carele.. of Money!

No woman, at least in America, has
any such talent as q man has for spend
ing money. She spends for what she
believes to be beauty-for raiment,
books, jewels, decoration, furniture, pic
lures, marbles-rarely for what does her
serious harm. He spends most for hia
vices, for the things that hurt him great
ly. He is apt to speculate, to bring evil
to others from his love of pleasure or OF
gain.
He will get rid of more money in a
month than she would in years. She
would, however ignorant Of it, be ap
palled by the sums he dissipates. She IL
constitutionally conservative; big state
ments of any sort are likely to alarm
her. Unless desperate or frenzied, she
invariably stops short of extremes. She
trembles and turns pale where he, in the
flush of egotism, moves undisturbed.
Nearly all the talk of woman's care
lessness of money is really idle. The
opinion cannot besustained. It is main
ly the echo of misapprehension. Where
she is even partially enlightened ON the
subject, she Is prone to be. very cautious
in its use. Hertemperamental tendency
is to theopposite Of carelessness, -Junius
Henri Browne in Ladies' Home Journal.
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Aunt Mnrx,a netter part.

The fact is coming more and more
towards universal acceptation that the
little folks are, after all, the only origi.
nal thinkers.
A bright miss of some half dozen
summers added another item to the bur.
den of proof q few days ago. She had
gone from her home on Walnut Hills to
visit neighbor, and as she was about Ia
start for the return trip the latter gave
her some butterscotch to carry home for
her aunt. In giving it to her, the lady
explained
"Now, Nan, you just take this butter.
scotch to your Aunt Mary. know she
will like it."
The mite eyed the dainty with longing
eyes for an instant and then said, with o
wise shake of the wee head:
II don't know, but I'm quite sure
Aunt Mary won't care for it; she is SC
hunger and thirst after righteousness" -
Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.
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4 SWELL sY CHANCE.
Nine Pittsburg Brothers Work a Novel,
Scheme to Dress Well.

scheme to Dress Well.
| A very popular member of the depart
ment of public safety is noted for the
great variety of his wardrobe especially
in the matter Of hats and neckties, and
it has been source of wonder to his
friends how he managed to follow SO sue
cessfully in the lines laid down by Berry
Wall, more especially as his salary, while
good, is not extravaganza, and he is
known to have a horror of running bills,
| especially tailors' bills.
On Monday evening he dropped into
Central station, with particularly lurid
necktie, that put to shame the electric
light and made the glittering brass rail
ing in front of the captains desk somber
by comparison. He was asked where he
got the object lesson in primary colors,
and in burst of confidence told the fol-
lowing story:
ssYou see, it's not altogether my fault
I'm wearing this necl1tie. am of re-
firing disposition, and 1t makes me ner-
vous when pass a young lady on the
street to have her look at this necktie
and then stop and listen for thunder.
But this is the way it is: There are nine
Of us boys, and we all live at home.
There is little difference in our size, and
the same hat, collar or shirt will fit each
and every one of MS. Now see how it
works.
1.-The first one up in the morning has
the choice Of nine outfits. From what
is comparatively an infinite variety Of
clothing he can select that which suits
hina best-and he generally does it. 1t
is warm, sunshiny day, and he chances
through the clothing clearing house and
picks out light suit, patent leather
shoes, n straw hat and fancy necktie,
probably leaving in their place heavy
winter wear, all splashed with mud.
The next to arise will take his choice
of the remainder of the clothing, and SO
on down the list, until the ninth and last
| gets up. He has no choice. He simply
takes what is left. If he has exception
ally good luck he may find a complete
suit, but it is exceptional The proba-
bilities are that each garment represents
different suit of widely separated eras
of construction, all more or less in need
of repair. We are philosophical, and
the last one to arise usually takes an in
ventory and then goes into dry dock for
repairs, or, in other words, goes back to
bed while buttons are sewn on and rents
| are closed.
After telling you all this 1t is hardly
necessary for me to say that was the
last one Of the family to get up this
morning. The result is I am wearing
baseball shoes, black dress pants, white
vest, lawn tennis shirt, pea jacket and a
straw hat. The necktie is all right. !
would have oversight myself this morn
ing, but it was so loud it woke me up. "
--Pittsburg Dispatch.
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LAMBERTvILLE N. j. WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 18, 1890.
n,ler (lfithe ! Gin

I sometimes wonder (if 1t be q sin
IprsIy our gracious Lord to pardon MED
OF that strange creed the people harbor in
An eastern country, IL 1t may not be
Astrue as strange There are SO many creeds,
So many II believes;" yet who dare say
There are too many, IL each fit the needs
OF some poor soul to help it on the wayl
Or claim that one, and one alone, Is right
They are all bound In one great brotherhood
And In two words, it seems to me, each might
Its teaching to the world express Be goodi
But this belief is strangest OF them all,
That when the chief Of angels downward fell
From his high seat above. and by that fall
Became q monarch OF the souls In hell
That, though God cast him from his lofty place,
In awful Justice for his punishment,
Yet is he bending from HIS throne Of grace
In tender patience till the flend repent;
Until his angel nature come again,
Then will the gracious words OF 81 forgive"
Fall on the fires Of he'll, cooling rain,
And every tortured soul shall drink and live
Then he'll and earth and heaven shall be as one
In love and peace and holy blessedness.
Each warmed and lighted by the shining sun
or endless day, the sun OF righteousness;
Such is their creed. What think you, We who hear
That they blasphemei Perhaps but. tell me
who
Can know these thingss However It appear
Isometlmes wonder IL It Is not true.
Harriet F. Blodgett in New York Sun
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The watershed drained by the Plate Is
estimated to represent an area of 500, 900
square miles, the largest in the world,
with the exception of the Amazon, and
possibly also of the Congo, the area of
which has never been even approximately
estimated.
The Parana contributes an outflow Of
100000 and the Uruguay one Of H.
100000 cubic feet minute, the Plate
having volume of 81, 100000 cubic feet,
as compared with SO 1000, 900 for the Anna
zon and 34,000,000 for the Mississippi.
La Plata takes its name from silver, but
it has tawny hue.--Export and Finance.
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Leave Lambertville for Manunka Chunk 8.24
9.33 M, 1.35, 5.2S and 1888 m Sunday .33 m.
For Philipsburg and Easton only $50 p m week
days.
Leave Frenchtown 1858. 9.5s a M. 2.O7, 5.5l and
700 m week days.
Arrive Phillipsbnrg $50 and 1884 IN, 80, G. 25,
1888 and 80 p m. Sunday, $50. IN.
Leave PhillipsburR 7.26, $50 and 1884 m, $50
SIS and $3.50 m. sunday $50 p m.
Arrive Belvidere 1853, 9.66 and 11.07 a m, 1925,
6.52 and 9.57 p m. Sunday, O. 81 pm
Arrive Manunka Chunk sos. 1908, Ills IN
1892 700 and 1908 p m. Sunday 1908 p m.
Additional trains leave Belyidere for Manunka
Chunk 715, a. m, and 2.40 p. IN. Sunday, is m.
Returning, leave Manunka Chunk for Belvidere
7.05 and 1905 p m Sunday, 1905 p. M.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at sos q. M, Belvidere GIT a. m. Martin IS
Creek at 6.45 m, arriving at Lehigh Junction at
7.05 m, will carry passengers and make stopsat
flag stations north ofPhillipsburg. Trains leave
ing Manunka Chunk at 1926 a M and 0 ,m
will carry passengers to Belvidere.
Connection Is made at MaDunka CHUNK with
Delaware Lackawanna q Western Railroad; Le-
high Junction with Lehigh Valley .Lehigh Il Sus-
quehanna Morris Essex and New Jersey Central
Railroads. AT Lambertvile with Pennington Rail
road At Trenton with trains to and from New
York Camden, &c.
Forfurther Information see timetables, which
CHAs. E. PUGH, j. r. WOOD,
General Manager. General Passenger Agent
F. JACKSON.
Gen'lsupt. u r.. r. of N. J. Div.
W. HEYWARD MYERS, Supt. Belvidere Div.
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objected to the size.

1t was very afectionate husband who
uttered the most literal interpretation d
sentiment on record. &.
II believe" said his wife, proudly,
after some great instance of his unselash
devotion, 81 believe you would let your.
self be cut into inch pieces for mel''
The husband looked doubtful.
make the pieces six inches, Mary" he
returned, honestly, land maybe could
stand it."--Youth's Companion.
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Nose Bleed.

Obstinate nose bleeding is frequently
one of the most difficult things to check.
Several aggravated cases have occurred
at the Hospital of the University of
Pennsylvania. AS last resort DIR. ID.
Hayes Agnew tried ham fat with great
success. Two large cylinders of bacon
were forced well into the nostrils, and
the hemorrhage ceased at once. This is
very simple remedy, and one which
should be remembered for cases of emer-
gency in the country.
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A Liberal citizen.

Musician-Beg pardon, sir, but I'm
around collecting subscriptions to buy
the village band new instruments. The
old ones are nearly useless.
Suburban Resident-Is il the jnstru-
ments that's the matter with that band!
eyes, sir"
"Great Wagnerl Why didn't you say
so before? I'll order new set for you
tomorrow. New York Weekly.
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A Curious BIrthmarIs.

Joseph H. Rotherman, carpenter, re-
siding at Connellsville, Pa, has a cres-
cent shaped birthmark ON the back of
his neck, which has aroused considerable
curiosity in that vicinity. When the
moon is new Rotherman's mark is hard
ly noticeable, but as Luna turns the first
quarter it begins to turn red and swell.
BY the time of full moon it has swelled
into horn like roll over two inches In
thickness. As the moon wanes the mark
decreases in size and color until it again
becomes blush, crescent shaped mark,
hardly raised above the skin.-St. Louis
Republic.
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AChicago addressing company employs
from fifty to sixty-five people. eve
can furnish addresses of any class Of per-
sons wanted says the manager; 1--WE
have list of consumptives in the United
States that cost $4,000 to compile, and
] am now preparing q list of people suf-
fering from asthma and from rheuma-
tism. We regularly furnish addresses
Of deaths, births, marriages, ETC., to per-
sons who want to send circulars. Our
bill for postage was over 100000 last
year. San Francisco Argonaut.
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A Problem.

A correspondent is going crazy over
this problem:
did you go to the circus?' some one
inquired Of him on Thursday morning.
mo-" he replied; there was too much
Of q crowd and ! hate crowds. II only
one-third Of tho people went that go
row I'd go myself.
eyes, {" said the other man, "but did it
never occur to you that the majority are
like you are, and If only one-third as
many went as go now, ten times as
many would go as go now2 Seer"
He didn't exactly see. but he caught q
faint glimmer, and trying to see is what
Is now unsettling his mental balance
Washington Star.
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un Anothar Iouse. /.

Mrs. Fangls--I didn't know your house
was too large for you, Mrs Gazzam.
Mrs. Why, it isn't.
Mrs, Fangle- Well, now, thought il
wasn't; but Mrs. Larlsin said you had
lots of room to rent in your upper story.
--Harper's Bazaar
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Consolation.

Husband-Can't you stop that baby's
yelling? Just when want 1t quiet, that
child has got to set up a fearful howl.
Wife-The doctor says that certain
amount Of yelling is good for baby'a
luags. 1t develops them, you know
makes them big, strong and healthy.
Husband-Yes; and at the same time
I'll bet my ears are getting big, strong
and healthy.
Wife-Well, you know, John, that
that your ears have never been any too
good. New York Ledger.
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Typcs Yersus Poetry.

Managing Editor-What was it that
young fellow wanted?
Office Boyle says that he wrote q
sonnet entitled 'Dolly's Dimples,p and
1t got into the paper headed "Dolly's
Pimples, and that he wants it explained,
as it got him into trouble with some
thing he called his feeansay. * Cincinnati
Commercial Gazette.
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NondeHcrlnt.

Author-After complete story l am
often at loss what to call it.
Reader--I experience the same diff
Guilty with your stories. After / have
read them I am in doubt whether they
ought to bS called stories or not.
kee Blade.
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A Simple Method Of wooing slsep

Take brisk out Of door walk just be-
fore going to bed, no talk after coming
in, and do not retire hungry, II the
walk fails to superinduce sleep, o dish. OF
ice cream win almost. Invariably be an
agreeablegands beneficial specific. Cor.
Chicago Tribune.
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Baron Rothschild, the London head Of
the great banking house, has been seized
upon by excessive fairness, and will be
treated by the famous DR.. Schwennin-
ger.
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Leave Lambertyille 700, S.24. 800, 1850, m,
2.0S, 4.45 and 500 m. Sunday, 900 m.
Arrive Trenton 7.35, S58 OFT m, 1925, 2.42
1922, and $50 p m. Sunday, e.27am.
Arrive Philadelphia (Kensington) 9.1B 9.53 and
l04l m, and l6O, 4.07 652 and 9.44 m. Sunday,
1899 m.
Arrive Philadelphia BROAD Street Station) 8,4s
9.55 and 1922 IN, 100, $3.50, 6 40 and 1858 m.
Sunday. 1922 m.
Arrive New York, via Trenton, 800. 1910 and
t130 N, 2.lo, 450, 100, and 1926 p IN. Sunday.
1l.35 am.
Trains from Philadelphia astd Ne,U York
Leave New York, via Trenton, 30, II 90, q IN,
2.l0, 3 90, 400 and 600 m. Sunday, 500 m.
Leave Philadelphia Kensingten % 30, 7.4A 4. Is
m, 200 2,52, 4.25 and 6.i3 m. Sunday, 6.43 M.
Leave Philadelphia BROAD Street Station) $50
BIZ m, 1900 noon, 2.30, 4.05, 800 and 1903 IN.
Sunday, FOB m.
Leave Trenton 7.4s, 9.e5 m. LOO, 3.40 800, 1854
and 90 M, Sunday 800 m.
Arrive Lambertville S.24, 9.s3 m, 1855, Ais
5.2S, GO aud S.33 IN. Sunday 80 m.
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the result Is collision, whether coming
thro' the rye" or not. Life is full OF collis-
ions. We are constantly colliding with some
neighbors it is with some dread diseases that
knocks us of the track" and perhaps dis
ables us for life. Women especially il seems,
Affections than mankind. In all cases of
nervousness, bearing-down sensations, ten
derness, periodical pains, sick headache con-
gestion, Inflammation, or liberation and all
female irregularities" and weaknesses"
DR.. Pierces Fayorite Prescription comes to
the rescue of women as no other medicine
does. 1t is the only medicine for women, sold
by druggists, under a positive guarantee,
from the manufacturers, that it will give
satisfaction in every case, or money paid for
wrapper.
Copyright, 1888, by wonLDs DIS. MED ASSN.
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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
BELVIDERE DIVISION
Tratsss for Ne,o York and Philadelphia
on and after June DAD fggn

on and alter June I'D, 1880.
Leave Manunka Chunk TAO and 1915 a m, and
II 20, 3.05 and $50 m. Sunday, 7.4e nj.
Leave Belvidere 7.45 and 1920 M, and 1927
SII and 6.36 p M. Sunday, 7.45 m.
Leave Phillipsburg 715 SOC and 1916 IN, / 90
1887 and 1902 IN. Sunday, $40 IN.
Leave Frcnehtown 1872 and Ills, a m, / SO, Ali
and 1872 p IN. Sunday, S 81 a, m.
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Leave Lambertville for Pennington 934 IN. 2. o!
and 500 m weekdays.
Arrive Bloomington 1903 M, 2.55 and 600 p IN.
weekdays.
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Leave Remington 7.45 m, 1875 and 4.O5 p M,
week days.
Arrive Lambertville si5 m. 2s and 43s p m,
week-days
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BELIEVER oRAGNOsTIC :

Has SENATOR INGALLS, any fixed
opinions? Day by day evidence is ac-
cunulating that the eloquent Senator
from Kansas does not know his own
mild. When he was accused recently
of s.ealing the ideas Of MAssILLoN, he
excused himself by saying that for
thirty years he had been "struck by
their sombre and stately eloquence,
and that they seemed to him ''the
most forcible and impressive presenta-
ton of the strongest argument in sup
port of the Immortality of the human
soul" 1t was in 1889 that Mr.. ingalls,
presented somebody else's argument in
favor of the Immortality of the soul as
his own. The argument had been im
pressing him for thirty years. Yet We
find him posing as an agnostic in 1889.
The occasion was the death of SESA-
TOR HILL, whose eulogy NJ. INGALLS,
delivered. In this Grafton Mr.. In
CALLS said that SENATOR HILL had
gone to an undiscovered country,
about which nobody know any
thing. The question of Immortality,
Their was to Mr.. INGALLs-we take his
own word for this-an uusolyed and III
soluble problem; life appeared to him
to be circle whose fatal circumference
no man could pass. Mr. INGALLS, as
usual conveyed what he thought were
his views in poetic sentences; several
Of which, we remember, were quoted at
the time as epigrams. But when. MIR.
INGALLS, professed agnosticism over
the grave Of SENATOR HILL we know
now from his own mouth ne was hug
ging TO his heart the extremely illogical
but high-sounding argument of Massil-
Ion Tor immortality. How does the
Senator explain this:
Perhaps Mr.. INGALLS, holds views
dramatically opposite to each other.
In the light of some such supposition
as this Mr.. INGALLS, conflicting utter
ances may be understood. An agnes
tic IN 1883, and a believer in immor-
tality in 1889, what is he now? Mr..
INGALLs-Facing-Both-Way will con-
fer a favor on his admirers by explain
ing little.