Evening journal., 1890-04-07
she Broke the Engagement

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she Broke the Engagement
because she saw that he had ceased to
love her. Her beauty had faded, her
former high spirits had given place to a
dull lassitude, What has caused this
change? Functional arrangement; she
was suffering from those ailments pecu-
liar to her sex And so their two young
lives drifted apart, How needless how
cruel Had she taken DR.. Pierce.s Favor
ite Prescription she might have been re
stored to health and happiness. If
any lady reader Of these lines is similarly
afflicted. let her lose no time in procuring
the "Fsvorite Prescription. 1t will give
her new lease OF life. Sold by drug
gigts under positive guarantee from
tho manufacturers, of perfect satisfac-
tion in every case, or money refunded.
See guarantee on bottle wrapper
BAD Peter-'1 know what Mr. Whatty
wants to 60 home with sister Kate for.
Mr.. Whatty tut, my little man.
Bad Peter-"You can tut, tut, all you
want to, but my brother Jack owes you
lickin' an you're fraid to 60 home
alone. Judge.
A FAIR trial Of Hoods sarsaparilla for
scrotula, salt rheum, or any affection
caused by impure blood. OF low state of
the system, will be sufficient to convince
any one of the superior and peculiar
curative powers of this medicine Buy
It Of your druggist. 100 Doses One Dol
lar.
HEAVY Villain (who is a weak punster)
This scene Of the play is quite intoxi-
eating, my dear. She (having mixed
much in mems compsnyl--lt ought TO be /;
the tights are numerous enough - YenO-
wines News
'Creston" Is the nearest open tract to
the city Lots sold on installments.
ALL bald headed men are expected to
vote the Republican ticket Human hair
is mentioned for the free list Co urier-
Journal.
Reopening
OF the Second street dancing academy on
Tuesday, April s. School for Gents,
Thursday, 10th The Esmeralda Bay
Club will give socisble Easter Monday.
tickets, 70 cents.
PUT a nickel in the slot and get a
cigar. "Shure," said Pat, 'I'm not as
stingy as that; here tdopping a dime)
gimme two. Harvard Lampoon.
WHAT is cold in the head9 Medical
authorities say 1t is due to uneven cloth
ing Of the body, rapid cooling when in
perspiration. etc The important point
is, that a cold In the head is an inhamma-
tion of the lining membrane of the nose,
which, when unchecked, is certain TO
produce a catarrhal conditlon-for
catarrh is essentially a ''cold" which
nature ia no longer able to resolve" or
throw of. Ely's Cream Balm has proved
It's superiority aud sufferers should re.
sort to IL before that common ailment
becomes seated and ends in obstinate
catarrh.
''WELL, Colonel, see that we are
going to have cheaper sugar. won't
make particle Of difference 70 me.
never take sugar in mine. Kentucky
journal.
THE most attractive location for resi-
denoes Is at "Creston, Ninth ward.
Ladies' and Gentlemens restaurant,
Sixth and Shipley
IL DON'T see why you are making SO
much fuss about your steak, :" said one
boarder TO another 'You should imi-
tate the meat itself Sin what way2"
"Its piece o bull. -Pittsburg Chronicle
oysters'in every style at Mullins res
taurant' Sixth and Shipley
That's the fellow I'm laying for, "
remarked the hen, as her owner came out
with a pan Of corn meal. Harvard Lam
poon.
THERE was a man who had a kold
His name was Matthew Mears
He koughed and sneezed and blue his knows
BY spells Tor 20 years.
AT last he tried BRAZILIAN BALM
And blue his knows no more
gladder man than Matthew Mears
Was never seen befour.
IF the range Of firearms continues to
increase, the old joke Of the inability of a
petty German potentate to fire his cannon
without shooting into his neighbor's
territory will become an embarrassing
fact. Paris Edition Herald
Meals at all hours at Sixth and Shipley
THE lady who wore a low neck dress
and forgot TO take the porous plaster of
her back, attracted much attention.
Burlington Free Press.
Roast dinners speciality at Mullins,
Sixth and Shipley.
Ride cock horse
To BAnbury Cross.
To see a young lady
A-straddle o. course.
III the new notion
Very far goes,
What she'll do next
Nobody knows.-Punch.
DIR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, are
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made.
Atdruggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 N.
SthSt Phila. Ladies beware of limitations.
- Ss''T - ..s.,--., rs'"sss-..'-'
SPEAKER REED is tolerably satisfied
for czar. Things go very nicely in the
House Of Representatives now that it is
known just who is running the estab-
lishment.-Judge.
Ladies' andl Gentlemen's restaurant.
Sixth and Shipley.
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