St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-02-28


the law library. the property of the Bar
ASSOCIATION, but Herrick Bros. u Lowry
know good thing when they see it,and
have delicate way of working 1t To
their own advantage. The $1,000 per
annum they will donate to the asSoci;l-
ton will be more than Offset by the pub
lie use they insist upon for the tenants
OF their building.
The argument used by the polite
librarian of the Bar Association. when
talking to reporters. might be character
lied as incompetent, prevalent, and i'm
material. 1t is cold day, however,
when the reporter, the natural and
avowed enemy of the raspiike professor,
does not pass vote over his Jovelike
head.
At the grand last night were couple
who made themselves particularly OBJ
noXi0us 10 all around them. They Oc-
cupied seats in the front row of the bal
cOny and were to all outward appear
anceS members of respectable families.
They seemed to be a newly married
couple and were not acquainted with
any one III the house. But that was no
excuse for their acting as they did.
Right in the midst of one of the pref
tieSt scenes of the "GOndOliers," they
q opened Il box of candy and began 10
eat, They likewise began 10 quarrel,
all in play of course.
Now, dearie, you take this piece, :"
said he.
mo, you must have it, sweet" said
she.
II think you're real mean to not do as
say" said he.
pm slap you real hard if you don't
behave" said she.
Then followed several little taps sup
posed TO be exceedingly playful and a
combination of giggles from both par
ties. Back looks and mattered "asideS"
had no effect upon them. They Sermed
about to ruin the pleasure which the
opera was giving to those around them,
when one iraScihle and blunt old fellow
leaned forward and said:
You are the largest pair of fools
ever saw
1t was severe, but 1t had the desired
effect and everybody thanked the gruff
party.
The aforementioned persons were,
perhaps, little more annoying, though
not more ilI-bred than a young Mime
apOlltan who occasionally disportS him
self in a dress suit, and who attended
the opera "Wednesday night. When
Marie StOne,aS the sprightly ''SuZette,"
wondered how she would look in
loud, trenchant voice, "Give 'er up"
And SO it went throughout the whole
rendition of the opera. This handsome
and intelligent young man continued to
give advice to the people Oh the stage in
anything but musical, well-mOdulated
or gentle voice. He could not take a
hint and would not shut up. If Man
ager COnklin would appoint an able
bodied attendant to throw such people
out of the doors with such force as to
damage the Glass block, he would con-
fer favor upon his patrons.
From the way things are running it
need not be no surprise if, ere long, the
Morning Tribune declares that the ed
itOr of the Evening Tribune ent out of
the Office dragging his alimentary canal
through dust on the floor.
The plumbers and the architects are
at war, and bets on the winner are about
even. While the architects are great on
planning. the plumbers support no ill.,
sects when it comes to piping"
There need be no excitement about
the passing of counterfeit s. gold pieces
al NFhSpdkCl
and bank tellerS are the only ones who
have tJ handle much gold, and they
know their business.
The rag warehouses anticipate rush.
ing business from now until next fall.
Duke arrived in town Yesterday, and
Immediately resumed the chewing pro-
cess.
According to the stories toll Of John
4. Folsom by his partner ma }can run
financial paper and still be no finan-
cier.
w. H.. Eustis possesses one of the
qualifications of many great men, that
IS. to assert that he has been miSrepre-
scented 10y reporter. In his ease, how
ever. Mr.. Eustis seems to have run up
against brick wall.
G. NJ. Loring thinks Minneapolis
should pattern after New England
towns IN the matter of shade trees. Mr..
LOIing ard several other weiI-meaning
people have always tried to make Min
neapOlis like a New England village,
and have succeeded so far as the munic-
ipal administration is concerned. 1t
might be just as well to carry out the
whole of the New England village plan.
Is it any wonder that people from out
OF town call Minneapolis an Overgrown
country village? The manner in which
names Of streets are posted OIL some
corners is enough to queer any city.
1t is more like Podunk Corners than
like city of quarter of million.
e. j. Davenport says he may not ae-
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ambitious nose counters need not trouble
themselves hustling for the Job on that
account. Mr.. Davenport will not re-
fuse. MIR. Davenport is a young Re-
publican.
Prof. w. W. Folwell is a good little
man-as college professor or as an op-
pOnent of the theories of Henry George:
but as politician he won't do" If
the Washington DISPATCHES are to be be-
lieved, the professor wanted TO go to a
foreign land as a representative of the
"iand OF the free and home of the
brave" but he approached the wrong
man VIII b he was steered against
Senator Davis. Senator Davis
saw good chance to get back
at Minneapolis for the number of his
appointments 1t has mOnopOlized,
and be did 1t with gustO. The Golden
Rule is good One--outside of politics.
But Minneapolis cannot have every
thing, and Senator Davis undoubtedly
feels called upon to see that she does
not. Prof. FOlwell will learn, after
few more such experiences, that teach
Ing political economy does not alone
qualify man for an appointment.
WaShburn's greediness is sure to react
upon some one, which FOllwell now re-
Allies.
Perfect, but Worthless.
1t IS commonly understood that If the
public records, the abstracter and the
lawyer pronounce land title good, one
is safe in buying. They may all find it
sound, while it is. in fact, void. The