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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
DR. Manuel Gim6nss CrWS.

Correspondence q los dsssOs OK
presados pOr muchos de nuestros
clientes, hemos perfeccionado y
ofrecemos al p6blico, bajo la garan-
tia dc Euestro nombre, una Emul-
sion prepa1ada con Aceite de HI
gado de B1calao de clase especial
(escogido pOr agentes de nuestra
casa en- las c6lebTes pesQueras de
la Noruega) en- combination con
los hipofosdtos de Gal, Sosa y
Potasa. Preparada con tOdo es-
nero por procedimientos cientifcog,
grata al paladar y de fAcil diges-
ton, la Emulsion dc LanmGn g.
Kemp es insuperable como remedio
para toda Enfermedad Pulmonar
| 8 de la Garganta Y como Reoupe.
ratiyO en- los casos de C0nvaIecen-
cia Y Enf8Quecimiento.
Exfjanse siempre nuesIEa frma y
MaTca Industrial (grabada en- ace
ro, no ljtogrQf0daJ para eVitar eI
! 5nBaAo' @o
| Lanman & Kemp, Naeya York.
| Andres BordOy. - EspeOialidad
en- calzado, que vende al por mayol
!! Y al detail en- 50 establecimientO
San Francisco, 81.
Euastr0s leCt0Fas aprendar81
con gusto, y nos agradeceran que
les digamos que an DentifricO pre-
ferido, el Elixir, los Polvos y Il
Pasta dentifrica dc los e. r. p. 2
| BenediCtinos de la Abadia de Sou
Ilac, han obtenido Ia mayor recon
| pensa reserv8da & los Dentifrioo-
| en la Exposition universal dc 1888
Honor, pnes, Y gloria q este
emjnentes Y s8bios Investigators
, / s los Benedictinos de la Abadi
| de Soulac, Y q 81 sgente genera
Ion Blerdeos, A, sEGQIg,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
SE VENDE.

C1a m4qu na de vapor, IA caballos
de faeTEa, dolle engrsnaje, que da mo.
yimiento ( VI trspiche cuyos cilindros
nidea 3 plea ; palgadas por Z pies de
3i&metgo. Dos bombas, una de alimsn-
TAR Ii caldora, = otra de !evAntar aqua
lFia Z los &sp6sitos. Un emburrador
de doble >@deHG, 80 pies de largo por
s pies pulgs dss de sncho. Dos cla-
siGosdoEs hltrrc fudido IN al tube.
'ta de- co6ro Iars ell vspoI, sns vAlvu.
as5 llaya1 e51, sufcientes q contsner
800 galoIes ls guArapo csds uno. Uns
asrpeDtt0a ] cobre para vRpor.
Todo ) Ct al, ssi como los ssientoF
ja u~3a is dal pals ) grsude sscusdfia
so5gs gus d scansan le mGquins ds va
p5f ) 81 IN Iino ss enouentrap sn per-
Secto asao 20 ssAEza ( prsoio muy
kmi.a5a
% eas j-tsress comprarlo pusde
]salg iltort .es = entenderse con don
.aan T Etday, Almscsn de los Sres.
'faaaa Marina
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
ACEITE PARA ALUMBRADO
"LUZ DIAMANTE y,
de Ia fabrica LOngmsn y Martinez,
NEW-YORK.

Libre de erplOsi6n, hUmo y ia0l
Olor.-170 gradOS de Farenheit.
Este aceite esta fabricado por
una redestilaci6n especial, exclusi.
vamente para ell usO domestico =
muy particulsrmente donde hay
nifios. Els criGtslino como el aqua
destilada. Su luz es clara, brillan.
te y sin olor.
ES tan COmpletGments SECURE
que 81 la lmpara SO quiebra pOr-
casualidad, la llama quedara extin-
guida en- el acto. EstA envasado en-
IL misma forma que el kerosene CO.
rriente, teniendo las latas un sifon
de Patente que permite llenar las
lamparas con la misma lata, SIN
derrames de ninguns especie. Las
mismas lSmparss en- uso en- Ia &C.
tualidad sirven para Ia Luz Dia.
mante, limpiandolas y ponieDdO
mechas nuevas que no est6n satu-
radas con otra clase de kerosene.
Tambien envasamos la Luz DiA.
mante en- latas de l y 2 galones
expresamsnte para el uso dc fani-
lias.
De venta por todos los almae
mes de where's en- Puerto Rico.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
AvIsOs.
LINEA DE VAPORES

DE ]. M. cEBALLOS 6 Co.
Ell vapor ''Magnona,~ 10 Ia
expresada Inca sha saIido del pueR-
tode New York para esta el dia 8
del ccrriente.
Consignatarios, Sucesores de J.
Sala s. Co.,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08

r0ToGsA8o ~ Ia REAL CASA.

Oon Ntulo honoEiboo por s. NJ, lRey. Prsmiadc
cor medsIia de pR3t msnCion honorihoa.
HRCs psrBonalments tods olEEe de relrsto en- 81
Rusvo KaRablaClmiapSo primsTo aA,aG Glaze de
de a @abans de Ia tards. aunqua e. dia est.
n. ado
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
ESFERA
ReCtRs, InClin@daa,
DE MEDIC MERTDIAE0s

de MERlplANo o COMPLETE
on CastellanO, y Conteniendo
los Observation-Disclosures mas re-
cinntes. se han reoibido % Il
hnp0n:A 1ei RoERrrN NnRoANs
IA
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
J. M. IZQUIERDO G. CO.
sooIEDAD BN ooKANDITA.
EOrtaleZR. Al,

IMPOBTAD0BE Y EXPOBTADORE8.
Grsn etrss sobre Lac oapitaieS prnoipale
poblsoioues do Espana, lsia de Cuba, EstAdos
Uaidos Inglsterra.
Agentea de Ia CompAhia TrasstlAntioa de
vApores de PrEILLos, SionS y c., dc C&diE.
Agentes de Ia CompAhis de SeguroS MEriti-
mos del Lloyd Ingl6E; Tbs Underwriting a
esHcp ASGOciaRon Limiisd.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
JOSE T. SILVA.

CGsR le giroS comsiorea AgenteF dc Ia
Compsbia genersI TrssatlAntios franoesS de Ia
del MARQUES de Campo. de CompAhias de Sc
guros contra inoondios, de los Sres Gail & Co.
de Paris, y general parE Ia isle lie Pnsrto- Bioo
de Ia BAuque Trasatl4ntiQue ds Paris
TTENF AnEMAR CASA EN AGTA0TI LA
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
Don Mariana AltOli S2lSa.

Practicante, recien llegado a ests
Capital, ofrece sus servicios de su
profession, Gale de Tetuan % 61.
MarianO AntOni.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
SANTORAL.

Microbes, 8.-San Luciano
comps. mbrtires.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08
YCRS QE ]. SALA & CO,
COMISIONISTAS.

Importadorasry oxpor.adoros. GiranHetrss
soore todas las Capitales Pohaeiones De Es-
paaa, Francia Portugal, IngIa,orra Alemania,
Austria, Beigjas, uoanda, Suisa E. Italia.
Agentes de Ia Linea de Yaporos de J. NJ. CE-
BALLos 4 Co. de New-York
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-01-08

San Sebastian, Enero 1890.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17
Can Clean q Watch.


Mrs. Linherr is one of the successful
feminine jewelry dealers of New York.
She keeps a shop in Sixth avenue, and
for the past seven years has supported
herself and six children.
The Misses Schultze are the very Jew
els of the professions they have adopted.
One is mistress of the watch and clock
trade, and the other is practical jewel
er. Both are pretty, under 25, and re-
ceive an average of five offers of mar
riage week. The young men go to the
store, which is in Sixth avenue, to have
their watches regulated, their rings and
studs engraved OF new pins put on the
scarf heads. These repairs are constant
ly required by the adorers who can find
no other means of paying their ad-
dresses.
Somehow the little women prefer to
stay behind the showcases and keep the
connecting gates locked. A third sister
keeps house for the family of little
brothers who are to succeed the fair
jewellers. The mother is dead and the
father is an invalid. They do strictly
cash business, attend to every detail
themselves and enjoy the distinction of
being the brightest lady jewellers in
town.-New York World.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17

Tents and wagon umbrellas at Foy's saddlery
house, 315 N. Los Angeles street
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17
Dropped Stitches.


Fashionable Parisiennes are wearing
Egyptian headbands of gold or tortoise
ihell.
Shrunken, half worn bed blankets or
comforts past using ON bed make good
pads to put under stair carpet.
Girls who live ON hard rock candies,
hot bread and ice water cannot expect
to have good teeth, good health or good
looks.
Leather trimming studded with steel
or gilt will be worn ON winter garments,
and entire jackets of supple leather are
limited at.
The largest lye and potash concern in
New York is located in West Twenty
second street, and owned by Mrs. E. M.
Hall, of Brooklyn.
Mrs. Eva B. Hart, who died near Syra-
cuse, N. Y, recently at the reputed age
of 113, smoked as far back as her children
can remember.
Miss Constance Lodge, daughter of
Congressman Lodge, will be one of the
buds of Boston society the coming season.
Mrs. Hannah Purvis, of North Lewis
burg, o., is one Of the few women who
are authorized to solemnize marriages
She is minister of the Friends church,
and is popular with young folks matri-
monially bent.
The rules of etiquette are not non
sense-they are made to smooth the
rough ways of life, of which there will
be enough at best.
Prompt relief for sick stomach may
be obtained by drinking a glass Of hot
water to which little soda has been
added
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17
The Sunday Closing of Saloons.

To the legal voters of the city of Los Angeles;
GENrLEMEN-There are in this city
IL 1894 registered voters. OF these voters
$685. by written petition recently asked
the council to enact an ordinance for the
closing of saloons on Sunday. 1t is there
fore evident that a decided majority of
our voters favor such an ordinance. The
council has appointed an election, to be
held next Tuesday, the 18th inst, at
which the question, divested of party
considerations and the personal influence
of candidates, may be formally passed
upon by every voter voting for or against
Sunday closing of saloons. Should a
majority at the polls be found favorable,
we have reason to believe that the coun-
Gil will, over all opposition, pass the
ordinance. The citizens committee of
the Sunday closing movement solicit the
cooperation of our fellow-citizens, and
this we do for the following reasons:
l. Commercial justice requires the
Sunday closing of saloons. Workmen
are here generally paid on Saturday
night. In its race for a share of the
wage-earners' revenues the saloon has a
great and undue advantage, being open
on Sunday, when other forms of busi-
ness, by well-nigh universal consent,
suspend operations. In many an in
stance no small portion of the laborers'
earnings, which for the general CONNER
cal prosperity of the community, and
for the well-being of his family and his
own we'll being, should be devoted to
the purchase of meat, bread, groceries,
dry goods and boots and shoes, are di-
verted into the Golfers of the saloon.
2. The employers interests demand
the Sunday closing of saloons. The
manufacturer, the contractor and the
merchant have right to sober en-
ployees on Monday and Tuesday. The
open Sunday saloon too often robs them
OF this right.
3. The safety of large number OF
homeless young men demands the Sun
day closing of saloons. The concurrence
OF leisure day, a full purse and an open
bar brings peculiar and unnecessary
temptations to degrading excess. Nc
community can afford not to save, SO fal
as possible, its young men from physi
cal and moral ruin.
A. The interests of large numbers o.
wives and children demand the Sunday
closing of the saloon. Sunday is gener-
ally the only day in the week which the
workingman can spend with his family
But through the temptations of the sa
loon many family is either robbed O.
the Sabbath presence Of the father or
worse still, is cursed by the presence O
drunken father.
5. The security of life, property anC
purity demands the Sunday closing o.
saloons. The meeting Of liquor and
leisure too often means mischief. The
Sunday closing of saloons in other cities
has reduced the number Of Sunday ar,
rests from one-half to seven-eighths. AS
taxpayers. as well as from higher con
siderations. we are interested in the re.
duction of crime.
g. The good name of This city and the
prosperity OF a large class of wage-earn.
ers, demand the Sunday closing OF sa.
looms. \The address to the council ol
the petitioners for the open Sunday sa-
loon charaeteiizes her movement as an
attempt to 'Fblight the prosperity Of this
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17

ROUGH ON CORNS. Liquid, 15c. Salve, 1Oc.
Try "Pride of the Family" soap.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17

who appeared there were the three
Booths, Joseph Jefferson, James and
Lester Wallack. Edwin Eddy, John
Brougham, Lawrence Barrett, Charlotte
Cushman, Kate Bateman, Laura Keene,
Edgar L. Davenport and George L.
Fox.-Sol Smith Russell in Kate Fields
Washington
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17

Granula, the great health food, for sale by all
grOcers.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17
Is He Small?

Have Moved
To 303 s. Spring street. WALL PAPER AND
DECORATIONS. A. A. ADAMS.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17
Theatrical Stars on the Bowery

l shall never forget those old stock
days There were rehearsals during the
day and long performances at night. 1t
was hard to snatch time for meals, and
we almost lived in the theatre. The
east side of New York was then a po-
tent factor in theatricals. The Old and
New Bowery theatres were very popu-
lar playhouses, and among the stars
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17
The Illustrated Annual Herald.

The most acceptable present you can
send to eastern friends is the Illus
trated Annual HERALD. There are
forty-eight large pages of fresh and re-
liable information about Southern Cali
fornia, including statistical matter of
the greatest value, relating to the cli-
mate, crops, population, etc. There are
fifty fine illustrations of local scenes, the
birdseye view of the city of Los Angeles
being alone worth the cost of the publi-
cation. No gift would be more appreci-
ated in the east than copy of the An
nual HERALD. 1t may be obtained of
newsdealers or at the HERALD business
Office. Price Is cents per copy.
Is He Small?
Your son, we mean. If he still wears knee
pants, bring him to Mullen, Bluett Co. They
goods at $3.50. See also their SOC and 75c
grades.
Have Moved
To 3O3 s. Spring street. WALL PAPER AND
DECORATIONS. A. A. ADAMS.
Tents and wagon umbrellas at Foy's saddlery
house. 315 N. Los Angeles street
Granula, the great health food for sale by all
grocers.
ROUGH ON CORNs. Liquid, 15c. salve, 1Oc.
Try "Pride of the Family" soap.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17
A SONG.

There's never a rose upon the bush,
And never bud on any tree,
In wood or field, nor hint, nor sign,
Of one green thing for You or me.
Come In, come in, sweet love Of mine,
And let the bitter weather be!
Coated with ice the garden wall
The river reeds are stark and still;
The wind goes plunging to the sea,
And last weeks flakes the hollows fill.
Come in, come In, sweet love, to me,
And let the year blow as it will!
Chatter
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17

TNHE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BLUE
i Gravel Mining gCompany-Location of mines,
Placerito Creek, Los Angeles County, State Of
California.
Location of principal place of business, 1876
South Spring street, in the city of Los Angeles,
in the State of California.
Notice is hereby given, that at meeting of
the Directors, held on the 22d day of October
1890, an assessment mo. p of 20 cents per
share was levied on the capital stock of the
corporation, payable on or before the 25th day
of November, 1890, ut. its principal place Of
business, No. 1875 South Spring street, in the
city of Los Angeles, in the County of Los An
geles, State of OfCalifornia, to Gay w. Brown, the
secretary of said corporation. Any stock on
which this assessment shall remain unpaid, on
the 25th day of November, $780, will be de1in-
quent, and advertised for sale at public aucti N,
and unless paymcnti is made before, will be sold
on Monday, the 18th day of December, 1890, at
10 o'clock a. m, to pay the delinquent assess
ment, together with costs of a. verising and
expense OF SALE
GAY W. BROWN,
Secretary Of the Southern California Blue Gravel
Mining Company.
once, 1o6 South Spring street. Los Angeles,
CaliforIi.a. lQ-24to11-25
Los Angeles herald., 1890-11-17
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.
OFFICE OF THE

OFFICE OF THE
Los ANGELES CITY WATER CoMPANY,}
Los ANGELES, October 13, 800. }
Notice Is hereby given that the annual meet
ing. of the stockholders of the above company
Will be held on Mo day, the 18th day of No
the Office of the company, on the northwest
corner of Marchessault and Alameda streets,
Los Angeles City, for the purpote of electing
Trustees for the year ensuil g.
s. H. MOTT, Secretary.
City papers please copy. 1O-14-M
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across. as thousands OF others were doing, when,
looking over his shoulder, he saw Gems. Wheeler
aud Marlin close behind him. lie refined back,
and allowed the two Generals to take TO the
water before him. They escaped aud he was
captured. lfCapt. Mcintyre had been allowed
TO carry out my orders, not only these two Gen
erals but many hundreds of their men who es-
capped would have been captured, and two of
the best divisions of cavalry in the Confederate
army would have ceased 10 exist
As prisoners were taken | instructed my of
ficcrs to send them TO the rear and turn them
over 10 any command that would take them.
Mtcheli's Provost Marshal had taken possession
of the courthouse in Shelbyville. About one
half Of our prisoners were turned over TO him,
and Mitchell, in his official report, stated that
he had captured 500 prisoners. tSoe Nalcs
Miuty aud the Cavalry" pages Isl and 1922.
The First Division followed the enemy about
a quarter of a mile beyond tho point reached
by my advance, and thon returned TO Shelby
willie
The Confederates lost all their artillery, and
their killed, drowned, wounded and prisoners
numbered not less than / 500 men, which was
about the total strength of'my brigade.
Gen, Forests Division was only few miles
distant, bat Wheeler was driven so rapidly
Gap, that il was unable to join or support him
until after We had given up the pursuit (See
Campaigns of Gen. Forrest, page 29l ).-RoB'T
ii. q. MINTY, Bvt. Maj. GEN, u. S. Vols,
Ogden, Utah.
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An IneIdent Of cn,ter.s F,pedIiIou.

EpfroH NATfoNAL TRIBUNE: The anccdote
in your last issue Of young John j. Critteu-
den reminded me Of the last time | saw him.
bad made application to accompany Gen.
Custer on his last disastrous expedition, aud
had received q note from Capt. Calhoun, Adju.
tant of the 9TH Cav. and btother.iu.law Of
Clusters saying that ho regretted that had not
sooner made known my desire. as the Medical
Stat was then complete. Knowing intimately
many of the officers, rode over to TT Lincoln
from Bismarck ~ H.. 10 bid them good BY
Walking down the broadway, between long
rows of tents. young man emerged from a
tent and approached me, holding in his hand a
paper, and without saying good morning. be
exclaimed, We'll. Doctor, have just received
my orders attaching INC TO the cavalry his
face all aglOH with eager bOylsh enthusiasm.
This. while | WAS scrutIuiziug his face just re-
membcring hc bad lost an eye since | last saw
him, by the explosion of a shell he was trying
10 force into his brceeh- loader. | succeeded in
locating the artificial eye by the aid OF a few
scattered grains Of powder. / rode to the Fort
with him aud Calhoun, aud there bid them
adieu, little thinking It was for the last time
aud without being thankful that did not get
my orders.
The Little Big Horn will live as long rs his
tory is read aud is fit companion Of Flodden
Field; the one strcwn with pumed knights
aud war egrlmed carls the other with the
gallant Custer Crtteuden, Sturgis ke-
heogh, and host Of other dauutless spirits.
Ia this connection permit me to mention an
incident as showing the character and business
like methods OF Mrs. Custer. Mrs. S. wrote her
note OF coincidence in which she said Mrs. G..
should remember that this was not entirely Il
personal bereavement, but National in its scope.
and the Nation had a right to share in her
great grief
Ono year afterwards Mrs. Custer answered
the note, saying such melancholy duty was too
sacred to be entrusted TO other hands.--B. +.
SLAUGHTER, Surgeon, 55th k.
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A SCARED EDITOR.

A rugged farmer stalsed into the sancturn
with big whip under his arm.
@ BE you the editorin he asked. az am. y
was the half appreheusiye reply.
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You see" he went on, tour daughter
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couldn't sleep, hacked with cough, and wo
thought she had consumption. No medicine
helped her until she tried that DIR. Picrce's
Favorite Prescription mentioned in your
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and is now well and handsome as a rose
put mo down rs q life subscriber
Now the editor is looking for another
scare. The medicine has cured thousands
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no alcohol TO inebriate; no syrup or sugar
TO sour, or ferment il the stomach and de
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AS an invigorating tonic, it imparts
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strength to tho whole system. For over.
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stresses, . shOp-girl5," hoUsekeepers, nursing
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For a Book Of 100 pages on Woman: Her
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An differentiation.
iHarperls MaQasine.

number Of patriotic sons of Erin were
seated around table one night discussing "A
little Of everything, when ono of them began
II lamontaton over a lightweight slver-dollar
he had in his pocket
"Th' hid an tails worn down thot foine we
wouldn't know tn hid from tn tail if il WASH
that the hid's always OH tn other side"
E" Got worn thot way by crky latio on 2"
So they say but Oh behave some smar, r rt
diviis TUX Il jack plano an scraped doime or
two of her for luck Crk ylati0n can't wear IA
dhollar down lOike that"
" Ii can, too, an ON prove il" said third.
"Ilave ye got good dh0Ilar DnnyY
Dinny, curIously enough, had one, and pro-
duccd il.
Now pass il round tn table"
Around il went.
"Twicet more"
Twice moro it went
"Wance more an let me how it."
Once again IL circulated and finally rested in
the palm Of the instigator Of the performance.
He then leaned over TO the owner of the dollar
and handed him silver quarter.
" Phwats ths?' asked the latter.
"Thots yer dhollar !"
Circulation, history says, left its mark that
evening upon something more than pure dross
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There wiz BE More Of I'm.


"You see my face, don't y0u?" asked a
citizen at tho central station yesterday, with "a
dihgured nose and Il black eye.
Yes, sir" responded the Sergeant.
a" DO look like a man who was struck by
lightning last night2"
9 No, sir you look like n man who was
whacked with a club. WHAT'S the tronbIe?n
-" was out late last night. / got home during
the thunder storm. There came a flash az
opened the door, and | went down like a log
When | recovered my wife said l had been
struck by lightning"
"IIumphl She was probably waiting for
you, and when you entered she gave you u
whack."
Just my idea exactly Thought so all the
time, although she denied it, All right There'll
be other thunder storms this Spring"
"Oh, yes"
Enough said. I'll be watching and wait
ing. just keep your ears open. Next time
there's flash and rumble-sh !-whoop-
skill Good by"