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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
4 ChristmRs Greeting.

p. 8. Je6ray in En- lish MAGAZINE.
Ho! crown the Wassail, gossip mine,
With home brew d ale and brown
While masque and roundelay combine
To keep disSsnsio us down,
For seEe and grim the woodlands go
Beneath the random wind,
And he that would conten ment know
Must leave tie world behind.
So when the merry bells ring out
Across the frozen fell,
In heart and voice alike be stout
To hymn the first NOVEL;
Then join our gallant festival,
Good people far and near
While page and portly seneschai
Appoint the welcome cheer
And deep within the leather jack
Leave all untimely woe,
Till care, respondent of attack,
Lies craven in the snow.
So frolc with the motley rout,
Beside the rudy Yuie,
While dance and song take turn about
In riotous mlsruie.
And as the midnight revels speed,
Wen pledge a iusty health,
That honest purpose wins its need
OF honor and OF wea tn.
But for all rogues Of little mind,
Who true condition lack,
May each unruly rascal find
A cudgei to his back.
Then crown the Wassail. gossip mine
With rosemary and bay;
So heaven send each absent friend
A merry Christmas day.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
A Chance for the Mormons.

The Mormons will never be permitted to
do Is they please in Utah. As they seem
determined to do as they please it would be
wise in them to emigrate to some country
where they would not be interfered with.
There is an opening for them in Mexico
John Young, the Oldest son Of Brigham
Young, has just obtained half interest in
5000, 900 acres of land in the northern part
Of that country, and the Mexican govern
ment offers 500 to every family and $50 to
every single man who will locate perma-
nently upon it.
The Mexlcans don't care whether the
Mormons encourage polygamy or not, and
| they doa't care particularly what sort OF
doctrines the Mormon church teaches They
want their waste lands occupied and they are
willing that the Momons shall occupy the H.
The Mormons of Utah pretend that they
have given up polygamy. and they say that
their church does not teach anything hos
tile to the government. 1t is not believed,
however, that they are sincere. There is
constant friction between them and the
gentle population, and there would be seri-
Gus disturbances if the gentiles were not SO
| numerous
| This purchase of John Young opens a
way for them to flock by themselves. In
Mexico they can make their church as great
and strong as they please. The time might
come when the Mexicans would protest
against polygamy and against the DISPOSE
ton of the Mormon church to control the
state but they would not do so for many
years, and perhaps not at ALL
1t would be pretty hard lines for the
Mormons to seek new homes in compara-
tive wilderness. They have made Titan
a rich and prosperous section of country,
and there is no objection to their remain
ing there il they will obey the laws When
they went there they knew that In time
their church would meet with opposition.
They can't complain, therefore, that they
are not permitted to place their church
above the government. II they want tc
avoid the restrictions which the govern.
ment places upon them Mexico offers them
the opportunity to do so.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
lNDEY TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MExTNcs-Magnolia Encampment No. I.
O. o. F.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-Election for Directors
Augusta and Savannah Railroad; Black Jack,
r. B. Cassels; No Meeting of Haupt Lodge'
No. 5s, ]. o o. F.. John J. Sullivans Annual
Gift TO the Orphans; Christmas at Heidt's
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULz-Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
AMusEMENTs-"A Night with Ben Hur," Mon
day evening, Jan. 8; Races at Thunderbolt Park
at 250 O'Clock to-day.
REAL ESTATE EXCHANGED. J. Mcintosh &
Co Waycross. Ga
FISANcIAL-Statement of the Condition Of the
Merchants National Bank.
Insurance. Hartford Fire Insurance Com.
pany of Hartford, Conn, Hines 6 Daniel,
Resident Agents.
PIANOS AND ORGANs-Davis Bros
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMESTs-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous.
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Philadelphia's New England Society went
wild over the speech of MIR. John Temple
Graves of Monday night at the cisty's ban
quet. Possibly the pleading tone gentls-
maa assumed pleased them even more than
his words and style. There are altogether too
many orators who, in order to get chance
to air their eloquence. are willing to lin
suppliance bend the knee" Such conduct
is but the merest prostitution Of a noble
gift. Nevertheless the gentleman delivered
very eloquent address, and in return re-
csived generous dole of applause and a
good dinner. Hence he has less reason to
complain than those for whom he assumed
TO speak
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lie Prsux Chevalier sans parcil.

A lady. had slipped on the ice on Woodward
avenue and fallen down. A boy lad just opened
his mouth TO yell when a gentleman shook his
fist and stopped him. Then taking the lady's
hand he said: You were very lucky 70 have
be killed" "H-how DO you meanf" she asked
as she got up. The runaway, ma'am. When
the horse passed me tnou int nothing could
sayo your life" I-f-ddn't-" Il doubt II
any man ia the world could have dons better. -
lac went ON. Just the moment you heard the
horse you knew what 10 do. You are NOT hurt
mot even frightened. Call oarFiagey No.
srSnd oY you. 30 danger OF your ever getting
run over"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
Braves Avenge a Coquette's Tickle

1t was when the dance was at its merriest
that the Man-with-C rinked- Toe Nails came
timidly forward to pay respects TO the Girl
Who Can Wiggle- Her-Ear, says the Washington
Psst.
All" she murmured, you have come at last
was afraid you were going to forfeit your con-
nection with our sioux 399. and identity your
SELF with that Cheyenne SET
Never. he said Are you engaged for the
next polka quadrille'''
NO. SIZE replied 81 got stone bruise dur
ing the last dance. Won't you get me a little
trapped lightning juice?'
With pleasure, - he replied, and started for
the tepee.
what are you doing there" inquired husky
voice. Il tell you your life belongs to me-" 1t
was her stfianced Blood-in His Blanket
Il go for lightning juice-no-see She is
dancing with another! Come. we will have a
revenge horrible and complete
How"
1--WE viii drink 1t all ourselves Come"
Their PROSTATE forms were bathed in the gray
dusk Of dawn. And the unthnkins thing that
Mingled In the mad whirl never knew Of the
drama that had been enacted, and it remains
one of the mysteries of future Indian tradition
that problem as TO what came OF a very large
section of government rations
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
Stopping q Liar.

There were half q dozen OF us waiting in Buff
falo for a midnight train to go, says toe New
York Sun, and by and by one Of the crowd
started of with:
at was Just such a night as this. and Just at
about this hour, whee. went through the
bridge at Fort Dayton. Ia aud was the only
one in the car to escape ahve. Ali the Others
We're drowned"
The car went into the water. ehg" asked
man wearing soied linen dostsr.
Yes, sir"
Gar went into the water II was at Fort
Daytoa. Iay Wat river, p.easeyn
The Mo-Mone,' chosed the drummer, and
it was plain to see that he had only made stab
at IT,
Moline river, en- When was tnis?"
"In 1883"
What month";"
August"
What date:"
The 17th-"
THANK you. Let US see. Here is my note
book Let me turn TO the date. Ahl have IL.
Aug II, 1873. Well sir. l find that on that date
the Molins river was Just l39 miles distanr from
Fort Dayton. AID that Fort Dayton had neither
bridge nor railroad You must have made
a mistake, sir Wasn't it cider mill or cheese
factory on the Wabash river in Indiana you
escaped from?"
The liar pulled off his coat and offered to fight
any man in the crowd, out it was no use. The
man in tie duster had already knocked the
stuffinQ ont of him
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Naval people are In ecstacies over the now
cruiser Newark. On her trial trip her on-
giDes developed more than 1900 horse
power, q. d her speed exceeded ali that was
expecisd Or required n her. 30 delightei
we're the oilers a the ''tfial DoArln that
thsF pfoneuoee beI the pride Of tho navy,
Inee sam seeHns 10 ~ get log 1ons fins
rDips fiom ilas cramp shipyards st " u
HoipRton, De-. THIS slows that American
shipigilasIs een % GOD work II given 4
iqif claahos.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
One of Chatham's Members.

Maj. Ryals. who has just returned from
Atlanta, is receiving the hearty congratula-
lions of his friends on the record he made as
member of the legislature And he de-
serves them. He makes an excellent repre-
sentative. For intelligent comprehension
of his duties and the faithful and conscien-
tious discharge Of them he stands second to
no one of Georgia's' law makers
To his efforts, doubtless. the state owes
its escape from the mistake which would
have been made bad Gen. Gordon been de-
feated. He is very happy in his way Of
doing things, and in the heated con-
test that characterized the opening
of the session he made friends in all
factions. BY his straightforward course he
has retained the respect and support of his
alliance and anti-alliance associates, aud has
teen honore1 by Gov. Northen with his con-
fdence in matters of direct interest to the
| state and to the executive department.
Maj. Ryals is not holiday member.
He was always a. his post attending to his
duties duriug the session that has just
| closed, and there is where the people want
their representatives to be.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
OUR NEW YORK. OFFICE.

OF the MORNING News. office % Park Row,
the states OF Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
lima viii be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
South Cardinals Reform statesman.

South Carolina's Reform Statesman.
Yesterday the much heralded REFORM
legislature of South Carolina unanimously
went home. There, during the Christmas
holidays, the members will have ample time
to reflect upon their work. According
to the editor of the Greenville Neus,
who has been in constant attendance, the
record they have made is by no means en-.
viable.
sit will be as near nothing" writes the
editor of the Netos, "as any record of any
legislature in political history. There has
not so far been debate or discussion last
ing more than an hour. Nearly everything
on which there was serious difference of
opinion has been passed over on the cal
endars day after day. The time has been
used almost entirely in putting local legisla-
ton through the routine of notice, intro.
duction, reference to committee, report
back, second reading, sending to the other
house reference, report and reading three
times there, return and enrolment. Tue
legislation has been colorless, vapid, with
out general importance or interest. There
has been no discussion, because there has
been nothing to discuss"
Much Of this poor coalition Of affairs is,
in the opinion of the NeiUs. due to the COM
plete domination of the legislators by Gov.
Tillman and their reluctance TO make a
| single move without his counsel or assent.
| Apparently they waited for him to speak
on every subject before they made move.
Yet it seems that nearly all the bills
framed by the governors suggestion will
| fail Of enactment. Abort the only thing
worthy Of any notice that the legislators
have done was to defeat Senator Hampton,
and that was not particularly creditable to
any one concerned in it.
When they meet again after the holidays
they will not find it very difficult to I'M
prove upon the record they have made thus
| far
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Banker Kean of Chicago turns out to
have been great deal more Kean than was
at first supposed. With about sos, GOO of
liabilities, and the assets constantly growing
smaller and beautifully less. the creditors
probably acted wisely in sending in the
police to grab this approved modern finan-
cier before everything vanished altogether.
Scientific modern banking seems 10 deyour
a great deal Il cash in a remarkably short
space Of time.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Modest heroes like young Frederick
Krieker, who climbed over AN exploded
cylinder from which the live steam was
gushing forth and onto a reversed engine
that had nobody on it and with the
throttle wide open was running away with
a big load Of passengers, which he managed
g. STOP, on New York elevated railway,
give one h pea Of our race and make him
feel proud Of American daring. II every
one Of those 800 passengers whose lives no
thus saved do not give that couragell &
young man n handsome Christians present
then hsy are u mlgaty mean lot, and ~
mistake
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

By advertising to preach ON the "Ad-
vantages of Theaters, Circuses and Race
courses" Missouri parson got in a big
crowd OF gay and groggy saloonists and
rocky old SPORTS from all over them
paris" Then he gave em straight "hell
and damnation" clear through the per.
formance. Nevertheless they Clipped in
the biggest collection the parson had got in
years. They we're glad to escape
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Without leader of the dance Col Bulbs
braves have losj interest In the terpsicho-
riaa festivities and gone tamely back to
government grub. No one can blame the
bod BUCKS. Spooks must be mighty light
diet as regular menu Even a robust and
durable agency beefsteak would seem to be
far preferable. Welcome home, Lo! But
don't try to ring in that high game on Us
any more,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

That New Hampshire man who murdered
his own brother for plumber is about the
meanest man that tue wonderfully prolific
criminal annals Of New England have lately
brought forth. Sawtelle's trial continues
TO engross the attention of Dover and also
Boston, where the victim had lived
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Brooklyn breaks tho record with man
who stole house. Alone with such a man
even warehouse of millstones, a grave
yard or an artesian well would be In im-
minent peril
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Just before the Kilkenny elections Par
nell threatened to sail in for rough-and-
tumble scrap with England if the election
refused to go his way. Yet it did seem that
he had in Kilkenny about all that he could
comfortably attend to. But since the cleo
ton went ''agin" him he is much milder
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Just because jolly little democratic
postmstress at Belsalem gave faint
squeak Of delight over Gov. Pattison's cleo
ton tbs gravity of good Brother Wana-
maker was so shocked that he "lired her
ont" All that tribulation because she
mildly celebrated the acquisition of an un-
wonted democratic vote in the township
with little red fire and cider Pennsyl-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Tnat Minneapolis society lady who fell
dead amid the delirlous mazss Of the waltz
had the advantage u dying far happier
thal most people may. Few hearts In THIS
life snocamb - sheer oxoes u Joy. how
were u possible fof a good dancer b die
happier than while dancing Lucky
gyfnAn.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
Very Low Comedians Should Skip
Kentucky.

From The Louisville Courfer-Jourt.aI (Denl.
kentucky's trrnip crop is as satisfactory as il
Uncle Jerry Rusk had been in control OF the
weather all along. Defamers Of Kentucky will
regret 10 learn that veget ables with good deal
OF water IN hem thrive IS well here as in the
most pronounced prohibition climates
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Superstitious people now have another
chance TO hold up their hands in awed won
der until their eyes bulge with alarm.
When the Church OF st. Bernard. in New
York, Was destI Dyed by fire Monday morn
ing last the whole interior was completely
ruined, except crucifix, which wholly es-
capped even tho faintest injury. Singular,
MnhIlL n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

ffom the baltimore American O9ep1.

ff"ia ne bdhuH0e american QPep.).
a writer IN the January Atlantic says that
zone u the most strikiugf atmres OF the easV.
going Atus rcan character - ready submissi on
y the domination ~ our servants, whethsr Il
D. hriagrt in our kitchen. the railway Ia our
street, - congress la the capitol a. Washing.
ton. There . greAi deal ~ truth In that.
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Too Fest Even for New York.


Succl has proved that some men can live
forty hve DAYS without food That being the
case there IS no possible excuse for the lmita
ton Of similar attempts by others. fast Of
"a sort Is revolving performance at best.
New 1or& wants 20 witness no more OF them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Men and women prematurely gray and
whose hair WA failing. are enthusiastic Ia
pFalsing Halls HAIR Hsnsser for restoring
the color and preventing baldnax. I'D.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
BAKING POWDER
Cunning, but Tricky.

MMONIA powders claim to
L be free from alum" etc.
Alum powders claim to be q free
from ammonia" etc. Instead of
saying what their baking pow
ders don't contain, why not state
what they do contain ?
All that is used in Cleveland's
Superior Baking Powder is pure
cream of tartar, pure bicarbonate
of soda, and a little flour to pre-.
serve the strength.
CJereldnd Baking Ponder Co..
81 d So Fulton st., Nee York,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Cable advices from Kilkenny say that
Mr.. Parnell was downed by the priests.
Mild looking parsons can do some very
active kicking when they get going.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Cloture seems - have greatly got 10
among the grave aud cautious senator's, and
IN splto u ~ foreign extrae ion and utter
desDtuuon n precedent and ssnatlFiai
usage AID tradition 70 sustain Il, they Ike
u miEbtily, and vii probably keep it
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
He Goes Cunning for Bears.

From the Cincinnati Enquirer (Dem.L
Let Ward McA.lister beware Theodore
Roosevelt although a civil service reformer
has killed twenty-one grizzly bears with his own
gun. The 100" would stand very little chance
with him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
Ladies WIN Furrfsh the oh's.
From the Boston Herald (TadA.

'""V '7Vo 41OSIUI IIeFItI IIIIu.J.
There is a movement on foot in New York to
establish a salon there. The popular imnres
sion is that it would be more extensively pat
ronized if it were spelled with another O.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Upon close examination to-day it is but
fair to presume that the stockings of the
ballet dancers will be founi bulging.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

''bro@n's bronchial TrOrhes are ex.
oeiieht for the relief " Hosrseness or Sore
Throat They are exceedingly effective 49,.
lhflall1H MoIid L0n.llA. InQ ~
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25
CURRENT COMMENr T.

Nc A1lister's 400 suffers Enlargement.
From the Washington Star Ind(.
Mrs Astor received 3. 600 at her tea on Thurs-
day afternoon in New York. This is 1900 more
than the enumerated 400. Is there an error in
the McAllister census, too?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

Bowels irregular and eonstipsted. resulting
In Piles, asoidsd ~ takiag simmons Liver
Megulafor.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-25

For Ut
slows 81
millions
t@tiing
etts r.
ailays all
wind coli
aiarrioea
hyrups h
part0ftL
Ade
Chrstu
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could not shake her resoIuts fidelity. Tanks
TO this, Count to- the hero of many another
strange adventure, escaped from the chief peril
of his career, ald has lived to give his country
a new constitution, and to be one of toe fore
most and best reputed statesmen Of modern
times.
AT THE MOUTH Of Belingham bay, eight miles
from Whatcom, Wyo., is Eliza Island, one of
the eastermost of the archipelago. extending
from Bellingham bay past Rosario straits to the
Canal de Haro and beyond. 1t is not large
island, having only about 100 acres, bat it is I'M
doubtedly the most highly improved farm in
the state. About $4,000 have been expended
on improvements and stocss not counting what
was grown upon the place. Originally there
we're about thirty acres not covered by limb r
of the character known as tidemarsh land. This
was dyked and drained and adjoining moderate
uplands were clear and grubbed, so that now
there are something over one hundred acres
under cultivation up n the place. The poultry
$50 feet long, heated by steam furnished by a
boiler house fifty feet away This
9 Structure will accommodate 500 head OF
poultry and keep a spring atmosphere by
steam pipes in the coolest mouths There are
now about 700 fowls on { place. Tee blooded
or standard fowls are kept by thense YES ia
separate yards. There are twenty nine varieties
on the place. and eleven others have bsen
bought by Mr. Ca field and are now on the way
there. The great yards of Fetch at Nantucker,
Mass, are sad 10 be the iarxe Z in the world,
but it is doub full II they ars larger Than these.
At all events. with toe extension that wi be
made next year. practically doubling what has
already been butt. the poultry yards OF Eliza
Island will rank first The new house will con-
tain 100 pens, and !. 100 hens viii be put In next
year. II will require 1900 yards Of tarred paper
separate the fowls OF this IL will requir 1000
yards. nine feet wide. There viii BE- 20 O0) yards
81 r. partitions on the outside. This structure
viii be 300 feet long and oue-story hisils