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Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-17

gdzie twoj ojciec umarR
-Utonaf, odpowiedzia} re
glarz.
"A tw6j dzlad i pradziad?
Take.
-Jak vice, rzecze flozof,
smiesz ~puszcza6 sic ma more?
Ma co zeglarz:
-Powiedzze MI take pane
flozofe, gdzie tw6j ojciec umar1?
-Spokojnie ma }ozku, tenze od-
powiedzla}.
"A twoi przodkowie?
-Temze samym sposobem.
Jake ty tedy, zawofa re
glarz, smiesz sic k}aSt codziennle W
w 1ozko?
DO sto kat6w jamie, m6wi
pan do slugi, GO do djabla TO
bisz, przyni6sles mi pare but6w
wcale ME n~alezacych do parry. Je-
den z choIewa, a drugi bez cholewy:
czy 6cz niemasz wcale?
= Ma to s}uga:
Dye w}asnie i mnie juz to
dzlwi1o, ale co najdziwniejsze to,
re W szafe akurat jest taxa druga
para.
Gosc::
Cd jakiego czasu czerwo-
nowIosa Kasia posz}a cd pana?
Gospodarz:
q przeproszeniem wielmozne-
90 pana, ona przeciez wcale ME
posz1a, zawsze jest u mnie.
GosG:
- Niepodobna, INA jdowa{em
dctad czerwone wiosy W zupie, a
dis czarne.
adzle.
Siedzia. lie PAM liczy lat?
Swlade k. Cay MUSIC ma
to pytanie odpowiedziet?
Sc dz1a. Tax. -.
Swl a d e k. A przeciez moi
adwokat mi m6wi}, re przeclw So
bic ME %potrzebuje swiadczyc.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-17
Ceny targowe
wv

WENONA.
Maka: Winona Patent $500,
Straight 81 60; M. 1 Bakers $500
Common Bakers 1915
Pasza kornu- $500 "a
beczke
Pszeni AN. 1 wiosenna 75c;
Mr.. 2wiosenna73c;zim
o W e s. % a 24c.
Korn 80
Jeczmleh Mr.. 2, 45c; Nr3, 50
a 40 c.
Jaja 1Oc.
O tr b y: shorts bran $1,000
shorts $11.0o, middlings $1,000
feed SIG a %.
w e1na a: srednia prana25 a %;
lichsza % a %; nieprana 1G a 20.
LIMA S m i e-s1.15 buszel
S1ano dzikie -$5 - 600.
swleza tymotka $1,000
K oni zyna S2.9O.buszel.
lynn 0 ka Sl.1O buszel.
M Cd s a 12c.
kury zywc 4 c., ~kurczeta Sc.
N1eso urzeznik6 W: Syn.
ka wedzona 124c. skopowina t.,
~wieprzowina Sc, woiowina Sc,
~clelecina Sc.
Bob $l.25 buszel.
Maslo 10 do l23 G.
X artcfle Is a 30buszel
Pszenlca-No. 2, Spring, 92@92lc.
No. 3 Spring 1S@S5c.; No. .
red, 92@923c.
Korn-No. 2 $500.
Owies-N No. 2, 264c.
Iyto-No. 2, 53c.
Jeczmieh-No. ., 55957c.
Lmlane siemie-na /, / 45c:
Maslo-Elgin creamery 233@24c.;
Western creamery 20922c.
Jaia--12@124c.
SEE. PAUL.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-17
FRASZKI,

WsiadaiaGego ma okrat zegla-
RIA spytaf %filozof: ;
MOI kochany, powiedzle ml'
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-17

DO sprzsdanio d%awniejszyn dom ON
parafalny sw. Jdzefa-llGE :ota
I'll. ma bye precautionary. Bllzsza
wiadomos6 ma miejscu.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

The most convenient and Immediately
effective Is the ancient Japanese or Chi
nese headache cure called menthol, on
camphor of peppermint Il should be
rubbed upon the head and face all over
the region Of the fifth pair Of nerves,
avoiding the eyes, until there is an agree
able sensation Of refreshing GOODNESS. II
properly used thus and its fumes in
hailed, which it gives out when heated
by the hand the relief and comfort is
immense. When there is a general sen.
sation Of exhaustion five drops Of pure
chloroform and teaspoonful Of red
lavender, mixed in glass of cold water
by a druggist, is excellenti follow it as
soon as possible with some light refresh.
ment.
When the system needs immediate
nourishment, drink glass of milk made
as hot as it can be swallowed, taking il
In long sips. Phosphates, in addition tc
the hot milk, win feed the brain tissues
and, taken persistently, viii enable one
to do vast deal of work without ex
haustion.
Egg yolKs beaten to cream with pow
dered sugar, and the whites beaten to 6
froth, and both shaken thoroughly witt
cold milk, refresh and sustain during
night work.
The various crystallized fruits, espe
cially cherries and raisins, and sucl
thoroughly cooked sweetmeats as jams
and jellies are good. OF course, none oi
these sweets are to be eaten as they ar,
at the table, but rather taken as distrac
tions to the tense nervous system. Cor
New York Star.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
II. Had the Floor.


The British house Of commons is per.
haps the most powerful organization OF
men in the world, but its great authority
and dignity did not prevent il from be
ing thrown into some confusion ON re-.
cent occasion, by very small enemy.
One of the members, Sir JC@l Gorst,
had taken the floor to address the house,
when il was perceived by number of
members that mouse had taken the
floor at the same time, and was running
exactly in the direction of the spot occu-
pied by Sir John.
Certain Of the members could not re-
train from cries of surprise at seeing the
mouse make this movement. The cries
frightened the mouse and caused him t.
turn back and run towards the benches
occupied by the members.
This threw the front bench into some
confusion, which only frightened the
mouse the more, He attempted TO take
refuge In the trousers leg Of an honora
bic member, and this gentleman imme
diately began a series Of leaps and bounds
In an attempt TO free himself from the
mouse.
In an instant the chambeR was in con
fusion. The mouse, escaping from tbs
honorable member with whom he had
taken refuge. ran this way and that
Numbers Of the members jumped upol
the benches which serve them n
seats. The question before the house
became, "How shall this little animal b,
got rid Off
All at once the mouse found his way
to the hole in the floor through which he
had entered. He disappeared, memberi
got down from the seats, aud Sir JohI
Gorst resumed his remarks. Youths
Gnnnaniaa
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
4 oooa poe. ana wsIrh. boo pound.

A Good Dog, and Weighs 100 Pounds.
A well known resident of Oakland has
a large Newfoundland dog that is won
der in his way-and he weighs about 100
pounds. The gentleman walked into
the business Office, accompanied by his
dog, and purchased an additional paper
to mail to relative in Illinois The
paper was wrapped up, and after placing
a 2-cent stamp ON the wrapper and ad-
dressing it the gentleman gave the paper
to the dog.
The owner got into his buggy and
drove to the postofiice, the dog running
alongside the horse. At the postoffice
the gentleman stopped, but the dog
didn't. He mounted the steps, trotted
down the corridor to the receiving boxes,
and, taking hold of one end of the paper
in his teeth, he inserted the other in the
opening into the paper box, and with his
nose pushed it through the hole. He had
no hesitancy about brushing his wet
coat up against the light check trousers
of several young men standing near the
box and when one of them wanted to
help him to push the paper through the
opening he growled, as much as to say
he knew his business and could get along
without outside assistance.
After depositing the paper in the box
the dog bounded out again to his master
who was waiting for him. "It took me
two weeks to train him to do that trick
but it paid me for the trouble, said the
gentleman.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
natural Inequality of Men.

Thus men are certainly not born free
and equal in natural qualities; when they
are born the predicates "free" and
"equap in the political sense are not APP
plicable TO them, and as they develop,
year by year, the differences in the politi-
cal potentialities with which they really
are born become more and more obvious
ly converted into actual differences-the
inequality of political faculty shows IT,
self to be a necessary consequence of the
inequality of natural faculty.
1t is probably true that the earliest men
were nomads. But among "a body of
naked, wondering sayages, though there
may be no verbally recognized distinc-
tions Of rank or Office, superior strength
and cunning confer authority of a more
valid kind than that secured by act of
parliament; there may be no property in
things, but the witless man will be pow
erty stricken ip ideas, the clever man
win be capitalist in that same com
modify, which in the long run buys all
other commoditiesi one will miss oppor-
runities, the others will make themj and
proclaim human equality as loudly as
you like, Witless will serve his brother
So long as men are men and society Is
society, human equality will be a dreaml
and the assumption that it does exist is
as untrue in fact as 1t sets the mark Of
impractlcabIity ON every theory of what
ought TO be which starts from t.--Pro-
fessor Huxley in Popular Science
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
oddities Of the Egg Market.

A leading commission merchant said
The egg business is the most annoying
one in the world, During the cold weather
in the winter the hens quit laying, but
everybody wants to eat eggs. Conse
quently they go so high that the grocer:
can't keep pace with their customers. In
the spring, just as soon as eggs get plen
tiful, people quit eating them, and we
have to sell them to packers, who pickle
them for consumption later on. These
eggs that are packed are not liked by
consumers, and so you see the egg dealei
never has the satisfaction of handling
commodity that is in good demand anC
good supply at the same time Louis
vile Commercial.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
mmigrants and Cashiers.

People who do business with newly ar
rived immigrants notice how quickly
they begin to become Americanized
This tendency, in fact, causes no little
Inconvenience to the cashiers of savings
banks, which have many immigrants
among their depositors Some of the
larger institutions of this kind have
many hundreds of depositors, and it is
necessary to exercise the greatest care
in seeing that the signatures on orders
or checks for money are exactly the
same as the one which is kept on refer
enCe.
A Hungarian, for instance, when he
opens his account, will sign his name
Josef" In short while he finds trou.
bic in Withdrawing any money because
he has changed his name to Joseph.
Heinrich, in the same way, becomes
Henry; Pierre, Peter; Dorathea, Dora,
and so on. The paying teller gets nc
rest until he has the signature which is
kept on record Americanized. New
York Tribune.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

] hear that Senator Palmer has been
entertaining magnilcently at Madrid.
Mrs. Palmer is a millionaire, and sha
and the senator are the most accom-
plished entertainers at the capital Their
house here cost ss5 900, and they have a
china dinner service which is worth is
weight In silver Senator Palmer bought
this at Paris just before he came here TO
take his seat in the senate, aud Gen
Cutcheon was present at the house at
the time this china was opened. He
saw that it was very fine and he asked
Palmer how much the plates cost The
senator replied: ~ paid S35 apiece for
them, and when bought them Ia Paris
Mrs. Palmer objected, saying, Thomas,
DO you think we can afford 10 use such
expensive dishes as theseY 20 yes, my
dear, said l. i want the best thing
can get ia this world. / live in hope OF
. hereafter, aud when I get to heaven /
expect 10 eat of Of just such dishes as
these every day, and / want as far as
possible TO get used 10 my future sur
roundings %, said sine, and the result
was that We bought tile dishes. "-Wash
ington Letter
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

The drumstlcks Of a turkey greatly inn
proved by remoYeing the tendons. which
always become hard and bony in baking.
Cut carefully through the skin below the
leg Joint, but do not cut the tendons; bend
ihe leg at the cut by pressing II on the edge
Of the table and break off the bone. Then
null out the tendons one at time with the
fingers.
Threw him Ia again Rescuer twho has
pulled man out Of the water) Gracious
Your head is bleeding How did you cut
itf Rescued man-On the waters edge, ]
auesa.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
Haunted Hnnse.

This body OfOhrs has be en- llkened to tene-
neat. Il oftsn hasa haunted apartment the
Stentch. Scared by the sldrich sprlte, dyspep.
aiS, digestion dies and refuses to return. What
aan break the spell, what can raise the ban laid
spen the unhappy OrgansP We answer unhesi!
tateingiy, HOstettsr's Stomach Bitters, and we
are warranted In the response by the recorded
toatinony Of myriads, covering period of over
A3htrd pfn centnry. A course OF the Bitters,
bofan n any stage OF the affiictiOn and persist
sRfly followed, will terminate in cure positive,
BespartiaL The BitteFs restores tone to the
epiGAstrte nerve. renews and purihes the juices
exAdnig from the cellular tissue that act upon
thefo9d dlsgestiYlY, exptee bile from the stomach
hne thg blood, and promotes regular habit Of
be4y. Malaria, kidney complaint neryosness
rheepafism and neuralgia give way TO this
medicine
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
AMnmnn,a nIacoverY.

Another wonderful discovery has been made
and that too by lady of this county. Disease
fastened its clutches upon her and for sever
years she stood Its seyerest tests, but her vita
orzknS were undermined and death seemed i'm
uiitdfIt For three months she cOughed incess
ant1y and could not sleep. She bought Of us 3
bottle OF Dr. Kings New Discovery for con
frst dose that she slept all night and with one
bottle has been miracnlOusy cured. Her nant
is drs. Luther LutZ" Thus write W. G. Han
rick 8 Co., OF Shelby, N. G, Get trial bottle .
REBER'A Drug Store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

Chauncey M. Depew says be would not
sit down with thirteen at table. Three
times in my life have been one of a din
ner party of thirteen. On each occasion
one passed the joke to another that he
or she would be the victim. In, every
instance one Of the guests died within
the year. So, In my experience, the
truth of the adadge was proven. San
Francisco Argonaut.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
rorcsd to Leave Home.

Over go people were forced to leave their
homes yesterday 10 call for free trial pack
age Of Lanes Family Medicine. II your
blood Is bad, your liyes and kidneys out Of
order, If you are constipated and haye head.
ache and an unsightly complexion, don't fall
10 call on any druggist to-day for a free
sample Of this grand remedy. The ladies
praise Il. Everyone likes it. Large sized
package so cents.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
10 Your. Frlends About d.

Your distressing cough can be cured. We
know Il because Kemp's Balsam within the
past few years has cured so many coughs
and colds in this community Its remarka-
ble sale has been won entirely by its genu-
me merit. Ask some friend who has used
II what he thinks of Kemp's Balsam. There
is no medicine so pure, none so effective,
Large bottles SOC and Sl.00 at all druggists
Sample bottle free
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

The completed tunnel between sarnia
aud Port Huron VIII be over one mile Ia
length, $50 feet being under the river,
l,slO test under aly ground on the Mich
gan ads and about 1900 feet 0n the
Canadian aide
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

Ladies and gentlemen should always
keep step when walking together This
is very simple aud easily done and looks
well, The gentleman must always adapt
his step to that OF the lady To shamble
along hit OF miss is exceedingly ungrace-
/ ful
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

Aha an Emergency Medicine. ior sndden
colds. Ayers Cherry PICTORIAL takes the lead
Of ell remedies, dose or two generally suf
feinE TO stop ordinary coughs and ease the
worst For the cure of throat and lung dis.
srdsTs. this preparation is unequalled.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
shiIoh,s Consumption Cure,

This is beyond question the most success
full Cough Medicine we have ever sold, a
few doses invariably cure the worst cases
of cough, Group, and Bronchitis, while it's
wonderful success In the cure of Consump-
tlon is without parallel in the history OF
medicine. Since it's first discovery it has
been sold on a guarantee, test which nc
other medicine can stand. If yon have a
cough We earnestly ask YOU TO try IL.
Price 10 cents, 90 cents, and $l.00. II
your lungs are sore, chest or back lame,
use Shlloh's Porous Plaster. Sold al
Blery's OF Thomas drug stores.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
A a,oriouaRecord

Since the introduction yf the Famous Puritan
OOugh and Coppumption Cure in this vicinity
thO death rate from Consumption has decreased
W61eerful, Il never fails TO effect cure. Price
sbpuDta
Or. lees Liver Regulator has done more tC
EoileYA the suffering Of mankind than all othel
Rediciunn, II cures all stomach and liver trou
blSs. TriRl bottles free at Thomas' drug store
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
Piles! PilesI PiIAsI

trey's Universal Pile suposifory. A snra
cure ior every form of Piles, Internal or exferna
i5eiiihk ns,h oi hlesding, ana long standing eases
mas never lailed Try it even ID Won have
i1lle9 WIN every other remedy This SuppOsl-
loiA a eoneshaped, easy 10 apply, safe, near ano
sleeii al9 possesses every advantage over olnt-
mehs anu saves. fhFslcans use IN their praci-
iey tlte ~ iflm ana you viii be relieved ana
convinced if YOU druggist does uof Keen II al
sei u ioi you send Tor q By mail Price, 81 Cents
Box. Address, ANDREW b FRr.-
ii4,leaateii "a SOLO ~ Dr n = Reber ii r,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
lfIls.. Nsrre nnd Lirsr pIlls.

An important discovery. They act on
the liver. stomach and bowels, through the
nerves. A new principle. They speedily
cure bilousness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles
and constipation Splendid for men, women
and children. Smallest, mildest, surest. 80
dnses for 20 cents. Samples free at. T. d
Thomas and W. F. Bierys Drug Store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

i'What q nice portmanteau you have,
Henry." eyes, my wife gave 1t to me
on my birthday" Oil Was there any
thiug In iLP "Why, yes, the bill for the
portmanteau.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
The WorId,s Pa,y.

Tho excitement caused this great event is
scarcely squated by that produced by the
great discovery of DR.. Miles-the Restora.
tive NerVine. 1t speedily cures nervous
pFOstratiOn, change of life, pain, dullnes.
and confusion in head, fits, sleeplessnes.
the blues, neuralgia, palpltation, monthly
pains. etc c. W. Snow & Co., of Syracuse
N. Y; Talbot and Moss, of Greensburg
Ind, and A. w. Blackburn, of Wooster, o.
srW that "The Nervine sells better thar
anything We ever sold, and gives universal
Satiafsetion." DIR. Miles new illustrated
treatise on the Nerves and Heart and tria
bottles free af Biery or Thomas drug store
Never place 40 much coDfidance In Vnnl
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
Mothers. Attention.

over 5000 ChiIdren's Suits now ready. Ages
tu D. years. OGr experience in Boys aud Little
BOYS Clothing shows that ID We can get the at
tention of The mothers thai win crowd 0ur store
We have pretty and fne material pretty and
novel shapes, and The making % credit TO our
Litts BOYS Clothing Department. We have a
complete iiue of 3-piece suits, aud q fine selec
tlun ul Jersey aud kit Suits. We start our
children suits from &l,0O up.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

AsneEbel that without physical health,
RoatAl attainment is worthless; let the
children lead free, happy lives, which will
Strengthen both mind aud body.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

Professor In psychology Can't we con
ceIve Of anything as being out OF time, and
utlll occupying spaceP Musical student
(thOuRhtfully)-Yes, sir; bad singer in a
chorna
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

~ haYe never read Shakspeare's works,
said n pretentious woman, "bnt always
entertained the highest opinion of him as
6 man.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

fAresldent Of youngstown Ohio, after
1aIiug biz right arm amputated as the re-
aplt % an accident placed the severed arm
IN . valile, and, unattended, went ten miles
- his hone.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

Says: While ON the coast of Africa had
ttsse men sick with malarlal fever. / cured
them With sulphur Bitters. II is the greatest
blood puriiYer / ever saw. / always keep
chem n my medicine chest Ship Naulilans,
Baltsmore.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

The BEST salve in the world for cuts, bruises,
sores. ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter
nhanned hands, chublains corns and on skin
afunlon8. and positively cures piles, or no pay
requIffd. 10 a Guaranteed 10 give perfect salts
lariion. or money refunded. Price % cenispel
box. For sale bg REBER druggist
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

'ANsWark, N. j.. landlady undertook to
dstain the trunk of one of her boarders
unsifa bill Of four dollars for wear and tear
Of sofa should be paid, but a local Justice
of the peace suppressed her effort
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

Three Thousand Austrian bakers are on
the strike for an increase of wages. They
kuead bread, but are willing 20 foaf rather
than work for their present pay.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05

In street car just before O'Clock He
Il am very sorry to crowd you, Miss
Dewitt, but--Miss DeWitt-Don't
spsRk of IL. There ia really no room for
apology.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-07-05
Manufaoturers Of soprano..

Sopranos, and first rate ones, are being
manufactured in such quantities as TO he
now a drug in the musical market
Nine. Marchesi is one of the most sue
cessful manufacturers. Then there are
the classes of Mesdames Marie Sass and
Lagrange, of Ernest de Munck, and now
Mile. Paule Gaynard, musical precep-
tress to the daughters of the Prince of
Wales. America is rich in light So
pranos and Sweden in others who have
the charm of strangeness. But the first
rate conralto is the rara avis, and is
worth her weight in gold And who
ever knew a singer of this kind who was
not powerfully built and apt to run into
Rubens like sort of flesh;
Nine, SAM perseveres in living in re-
tirement Mile. Richard has become
the wife of a man who made millions in
a big grocery. She refuses to sing at
the opera except on her own conditions,
which the managers think exorbitant.
They offered her a third more than what
they usually gave her to appear in CAS-
canio' as La Scozzone, but she required
twice as much. That part was written
by Saint-Saens for a contralto. Hence
the hunt for one over Europe Chicago,
where there is a Mrs. Wymans, was not
thought of. A wonderful contralto was
discovered at Dresden, but she German
ICES French In speaking and sings it in a
way that would force the most long suf-
feringof French audiences to hiss her off
the stage, The next best is a Senorita
Domenech. She is, however, inexperi-
eneed In the art of the scena. --Paris
Cor. London Truth.