Telegram-herald., 1890-02-09

I golden rod gets within the reach of all
A dinner in New York may also bs ar
/ ranged much cheaper than $40 plate,
4 BY having several bright conversation
llists at each end Of the table and skip
I ping the horse dOovers, arriving at once
~ the removes Of say broiled pigs foot
on toast, bottle Of Ann Hizer Sec and
I ice cream. \ bright conyersationalist
/ or a good humorist who is willing To give
/ a fair equivalent for his food can save
| you at such a meal hundreds of dollars.
I You might have TO take the converse
/ tionalis; and humori1t out into the wood
shed and give them something extra
before the meal, in order to keep them
/ up TO where they would be willing 10
sparkle and be the life of the party, but
even then il would be great saving TO
you l once went 10 delightful dinner
of this kind. but was not told to sparkle.
so talked entirely with young lady
near me all the evening regarding Mr..
Russell and the Delsarte theory.
The host was so mad that he did not
pass me the pie at all. and ate my dried
/ prunes with the rich umbrella juice that
went with them, while was looking the
other way. When he gave me my hat
and overcoat at last, in the hall, he Kissed
in my ear:
"You have went back on me and have
came TO my house for the last time. II
you had of done the square thing you
would have had as good a time as you
was ever at, and got your little old S.
besides, but now you can be excused.
didn't asst you TO come here and stuff
yourself full of my victuals and then
talk art TO a mere STRIPPING of girl. II
you want TO get ahead you want to do it
some other way"
! / told him that when / found out
where to get head / would be sure to
! give him the address. then selected a
/ good pair of overshoes, took what /
/ thought to be fresh cigar from the
stand and went away. 1t did not smell
so fresh, however, after lighted it as /
thought it would.
! He was n coarse, vulgar man, with a
! great deal of money, but too mean TO
| give his wife money enough to build her
q
chest from the biting blast. Little do we
know. Mrs. Pennypacker, of the suffer
ing there is from exposure even in the
homes of wealth.
/ Bright Alfarata," San Jose, Cal. asks
I what 10 do for an ingrowing nail and
+ how to make salt rising bread. do not
7 know what TO do. never had eyether
7 "
wrong about that. At Gutenberg, on
the 4th, the fifth race of six and one-half
furlongs was won By Fordham, Blue
Rock second, Carnegie third; time,
1919.
''Sanganon," Erie, Pa, asks how the
( passenger steamships of the United
T States compare with those of other coun-
tries, England especially. The United
I States does not or do not compare well
with England in the matter of passenger
+ steamers. Aside from the Hoboken
ferry and naphtha launch our keels
are not found plowing the waters very
much. Buffalo Bill goes over to London
with his Indians and scouting clothes in
foreign steamship. and then foreign
steamships take 800, 600 people over there
To SEQ him. Then, when they get
through. foreign steamships bring them
+ home. also the fleecy William and his
rand. Then he goes 10 Paris in for
( sign steamer. Several hundred thou
sand Americans go over there also, util-
izing English aud other alien keels for
I hat purpose in order 70 hear Col. Cody
Z converse with Chemise Ia Rouge in
+ French. Then they como home the same
way. and ne follows suite.
/ When we get the Worlds fair it viii
7 be the same way. The American is not
an aquatic bird. but rather a newer Of
wood and vender Of town lots He
riseth up in the morning while it is vet
/ night. and saith unto himself, | viii
/ buy farm in Anoka county, and
/ will lay it out in lots, aad | viii also
/ lay out the gentle ass that buyeth the
\ same. anl will make him for to BRAY be-
/ fore the evening has come, for behold nc
F shall call for room at an inn and he
/ shall record his name thcreat. and tire
( name wherewithal he shall record him
self viii be Dennis.
Birdie South Brooklyn, y. z, asks,
Who was Wild Bill, and how did he die'
/ Wild BiIl was gentleman named Hick-
I oc., and he did not reck aught for any
one. Il was said that he hal a most pecul-
iar thorsx. All bis ribs snd breast bones
we're 40 closely united that his heart and
Z Fde lights were encased in a bony pan
I ,ply almost impervious to bullet. and
ae was frequently spoken Of as the man
+ with the hunting case thorax and Bes-
ener works. He could drink, OF he
souid let It alone. 80 ne divided up the
jnae in s'lch way that he would let it
alone mostly while engaged in slambsr.
Z He vas shot IN the hack of the head by
brave bus cross eyed man At Dead
F WOOD n the spring of IS. ss he sat AZ a
>srd table in one OF the social centers Of
hat city. playing progressive euohre.
+ Wild R5ll were profuse hair, in which
st early spring time the swallows were
won't ~ buii3 their nests and rear their
rounE
The murderer e Wild B5ll, after his
E ,-frss. came a. once on horsebsck from
Z 0ea6~ood - uy rowa. where through
/ 2ronG political inference I got an irtrn-
iuction e. bin He talked pleasantly
md even kindly to ne. although Ne Rad
F. ienied himself 20 all ether reporters ard
aeid himself sioof from tee general pz5-