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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-09-11

were many and beautiful. We wish
them much joy.
The Gilman iron mines are very in
teresting to visitors. The washer for
washing the ore seems nearly COM
pleted, and is a prodigious and won
derful combination of machinery.
Mrs. Msxgood intends to go soon on
a visiting tour to see her brothers and
her daughter, Mrs. Cora S. Freeman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-09-11

The complete census returns of the
state of Wisconsin shows that we have
a population of l,693,s32 which is a
gain of % per cent.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-09-11

How often do we see this ON the faces
Of children and, alas. of people who other
wise are healthy7 What causes it? Bad
Blood. TIE thought is terrible; the
trouble Is worse. No ordinary help can
remove il II requires something un-
usual. Do rot take cheap sarsaparlllaS
or blood purifiers. You must have some
thing that has proven It's power IN both
Europe and America. General Wheat
croft Nelson, of London. says: Ny
experience in the English army, as well
rs IN America. convinces me that nothing
50 thoroughly puTifies the blood, or adds
10 the health. vigor and life, as Dr.
Ackeris English Blood Elixir"
This grand Elixir Is sold by druggists
in all parts of America 1t Is a good,
pure, honest medicine. Try II to-day
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-09-11
REPUBLICAN TICKET.

For Governor
wD. HOARD, of jefferson.
For Lieutenant Governor
J. b. TREAT, Of Green.
For Secretary of State
EDWIN d. COE, Of wslworth.
For State Treasurer
ALBERT b. GEILFUss, of Milwaukee.
For Attorney General
JAMES O'NEILL. of Clark.
For State Superintendent
Id. HARVEY. of winhebago.
For Railroad Commissioner
sYVER L. BRIMI, OF Eau Claire.
For Insurance Commissioner
ID. SCHREINER, of Grant
For Congressman. Sth District
NILS r. HAUGEN, of Pierce.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-09-11


sole agicv
riremfl any re-
ss-,glsibia dealer.
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Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
Will You BE Carved Down!

All persons afflicted with obesity
will be interested to hear of the surgi-
cal operation which has Just been per
formed at Paris upon NJ. Hiroguelle, a
well-known literary man, whose fame
as a gourmet is only equaled by that
which he has achieved with his pen.
Unable to bring himself to abandon
the delights of his native cuisine or to
submit to the Spartan diet and severe
regimen prescribed by the "Banting"
process, he placed himself in the hands
of Drs Marx and Demars. The lat
ter. after putting him under chloro-
form, raised his cutiele, and cut away
four and three-luarters pounds Of his
adipose tissue. The skin was Their
stitched up, and a week later NJ. Hiro-
Ruelle had quite recovered from the
effects Of the operation, which is known
as de grdissage," and bids fair to be-
come the rage among fat men.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
OF INTEREST 10 THE WOMEN.
A Glance at the Seasons Fashions.


G. II E A L many
dresses are now
being made up from
prints of old dress
es. Some novel eff
fects are produced.
NJ a n t e | e S Of
black lace are much
worn. Some are in
jacket form, closely
fitting, with bands
of Jet embroidery
down the back and
ia cascade of lace IN
front, with Jet on
cit n e + side; je t
fringes edge til e
long sleeves of lace.
The gray a n d
pale-brown home
spuns and serges
are being put in
shape for the sum-
mer's outing in the
CO u IL try. Wit h
small open jackets,
,lined with bright
silk, the dresses
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
An Expert Accountant.

Il am an accountant my duty is to
mind my own business. When the
book-keeper tells the junior partner
that 1881 cannot be placed without
forcing balance, the firm sends for
me and [ find where the money has
gone. If | am told particularly that |
am to discover the whereabouts of that
sum of 1881, | do not concern myself
about other sums. If / am told to
make general examination. | report
everything find to one member of the
firm and to no other person. Nv paw
is 81 an hour and | work slowly as a
rule. Some accountants hurry ard
miss important facts: Others charge a
lump price; but / find deliberation,
care, and keeping silence the best
methods.
Sometimes ] examine corporations.
Then | usually have to report to a law
yer. / give him all the facts, aud he
does what he chooses with them. Once
| examined bank which a cashier had
robbed. A customer had drawn out
$40, 900 Just before the failure, although
he had not cent to his credit. The
cashier was sent to prison for ,tealings
Of his own; the customer was never
mentioned in the proceedings. The
lawyer wanted TO protect him, and |
kept silent. am not reiormer, nor
a detective; / was there simply to tell
everything | found to the lawyer, and
to nobody else When | had told him
the responsibility was on his shoulders.
Political Investigations are the least
pleasant. Every man in Office wants
something concealed, vet no one ia
willing to take the responsibility II
the Investigation is conducted by
committee usually stipulate that /
shall be ameuable AID report 10 the
chairman only ! tell him what / find
N the books, and he makes public use
Il what he chooses / avoid newspa-
per men at all times. BY adopting
these methods have plenty Of bul.
ness. NV income ha, never fallen
below 5000, aud has never been
above a 600 ia ten Years Of work ns an
fAport probably make AS much ~
any man IN Che profession "a Do by
uindiug my own business Nsn
York NHH
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
Mark Twain Crusty, But Worth Two
Millions

Mark Twain's success in life seems to
have made him crusty and sour. Years
ago, when he was struggling for fame
and fortune on the Pacific coast, those
who knew him said he was warm
hearted and cordial But he is GER
tainly far from that now. When he
comes to New York as he often does.
he evades newspaper reporters, and if
by any chance these industrious gen
tlemen manage to waylay him and seek
an interview on any topic, the great
humorist is not only reticent but ugly
and disagreeable. Perhaps to those
he knows he is more friendly. At any
rate, the reporters now steer clear of
him. They never bother him when he
comes to the city, and he is left alone
in his glory.
| saw him on the street a while ago,
dressed in a dark business suit. He
has an attractive face, splendid head,
set upon pair of strong shoulders.
His eyes are clear and his mouth de-
notes great tirmness. His hair is sill
vering gradually, although there is an
abundance of it His mustache is red
NApAA "lid iiAo CDlONS Ill q H6dN y.
Mr.. Clemens lives in style in Hart
ford, CT. His home is on Pennington
avenue. 1t is house luxuriously fur
nished and filed with rare pictures
and books. The occupant of the house
adjoining is Mrs. Harriet Beecher
Stowe, and not far away is the home
of Charles Dudley Warner. Mr..
Clemens never talks about his hooks
except to those whom he knows init
mately. But there is one topic that he
is willing to discuss at any time, and
that is international copyright. In
fact, it may be said that he is crank
on the subject. His books sell we'll.
"Innocents Abroad" the most success
full of all his literary ventures, has a
steady sale, and his fortune is esti-
mated by those who know him to be
considerably over $2,000,0 900. Some
times fun pays.-Nel0 York Mail and
ErDTpSS
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
Dogs u Protection.

A dog in the house al night is pro-
Re tion against fire as we'll as robbers.
The animal is always ON the alert 10
warn his master and family of any
thing that may appear 10 bo wrong. II
anythiag-llke tames or smoke excite
his attention he Will 40 once begin
barking Tho very SMELL 0t lire will
start him Ia giving loud alarm, No
body knows better than ho lhe danger
of burning he IS alwaJs O1 tho
watch as b. hcs uutslde his masters
doHr Coz tho afgiy If thu huuapbnld.
Aud quick to give alarm
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07

IN b. daenuraguF tu at the least.
lo "a Young mau uho tafhuI tmlrHt
rurinT Is tuH stnFru'r Ml m bH
1pper lp 81 three moHiht o. h4tr Ilt
Ell st go NhAfla ah, Il HI IaA
st f0uf maaarh. slaa
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07

appear very becoming.
The dresses for garden parties are of
soft material and embrace pongees,
foulards, taffetas, and fables.
The accordion skirts occasion their
wearers much disquietude when they
fatten and spread, but, nevertheless,
they continue in favor and may be said
to be growing in popularity. The
effect, when they are at their best, 50
certainly very charming.
The plaids are very popular, being
much worn by old and young.
There is great variety of designs
in slides and buckles. They come in
gilt, silver, bronze, jet, and cut steel.
Every lady has an assortment from
which to pick to satisfy the within of
the moment.
Ladies' suede sixteen button gloves
come in tans, modes, grays, pearl, and
ivory. They are of the finest quality
of kid and are heavily perfumed.
Ooze-leather caps are the LATEST
agony. They come in yacht, REFER,
canoe, and the cute club styles, and
are as soft and dainty as doeskin.
Black leghorn hats, with low crowns
and wide brims, are much worn. The
black is perfect, being far superior to
domestics.
Wreaths lead by large majority in
the trimming of bonnets, and in the
wreaths white flowers are predominant.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
Niagara FaIIsShortLine

Trains leave from ntaf.ofn Stallion Unrss 100
t.ais 81 Palmer house afsld laDlae
uAftY Leave Arrive
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07

N. ah1 dnes tht best hr aaa "a a.
wstH mpIatIHF Co.. beef ol yesterday
is ait.nHa b. daY tad An bees e tU.
d. sNl hs HInNHH a. mHuaa lf III
tha tirsdf ruFfrss. 81 WaIlsH hum
shat r.nl b tiaIh that hfmt tha
ekl.i .twsai "a FL assiass sad
: AHoss
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07

H. Louis ptorlaN Ter. f1press = 20 am f..t.tum
\. CITY Peoria springfield Evp .lin pm p. 900 pin
st. Louis a Peoria NrstUuIrd ttu st.tI ur| o., ltu
Caster Park a LsaeI Accom- 1850 pmlsp4u Am
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
Illinois 4 Iowa Express.
TRAiNs

spirit Lake, sioux Falls 4 Da-
kota Express ............,.
Minneapolis 50. Paul, ana
Council Blurs FI.........
Kansas city. Leayenworth. }
Denver Colorado Springs. :
and Pueblo solid Vest. III. J
ST. oseph, AtChlsou, COlora- }
go Springs Denver, and I
Huebln Lin. Nestihule TX. !
Couuett hlufS < omaha Solid
Limited Nestlbule Express
Joliet Accommodatlon.....
Itru accommodation ,.....
Council BluiTS Night Express
Minneapolis ~ Paul n Spiri
Lake Night Express. ,...
Peoria Night ENpress ......
Kansas city, ST. Joseph an,
AtChIsnn N ght Express. 60.
Kansas city ST Joseph ant
StfhiSon Saturday Nigh
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
rRAINs

II. Louis and TeNaS EXPRESS . "a amIf 80 u IN
IT. Louis and Texas last Line. Is 1888 IA t;2 m
CAIRO ~ New orleans Express. +" S4uRmI II I:2u j. m
New orleans Fast Express Is S3d m II t:3u IN
kaukakee n bloomington P'S IL $50 me- 4slI = m
Pontiac and Springfield Ex.. l. t;1O am ,:2u y m
kaukakee aud Gilman Pass. /. 4:31 m II H;GJ am
Rockford Dubuque Sioux
city a Sioux Falls Fast LinelS lilU MIS- iilu p IN
Rockford. Dubuque ana Sioux
city Express ................ III 80 m Il G.3l
Pacific Coast tx press. ........IS ,OI m Il Gt{l
Rockford and Froeport Pass Is AIS ma SlHi3l IN
Rockford and Freepurt EX.I :O5 a m ............
Dubuque aud Rock ford EN. ,.,.......I l. o.: ~ y IN
+On saturday night runs to Dubuque unly 4uaiB
except sunday Sicux city 10 Dubuque: tAty. Ia
buQue to Chicago. ADally .naily except sunday
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
WORK OF THE WITS.

ARE italian brigs manned by brig,
ands?
VERY dear friend-one who borrows
and never pays.
WHAT is home without a night-key?
Answer: Locked up.
IL the BOYS don't kiss the misses, then
the girls will miss the kisses.
The reason: She-Why is it that the
firt seldom marries? He-Because
nobody will marry her.
Lovers are good seamen: even in the
stormiest weather they are not afraid
to venture on mere smacks.
BECAUSE man smokes in this world
it does not necessarily follow that he
will smoke in the world to come.
AMATEUR photography Hello, what's
this? Barnum's elephant?" no, you
poor idiot; that's a photograph of my
wife. took it myself"
AT the opera: Mrs. Cynicus Well,
these boxholders act as though they
were at the circus. Mrs. Caustique-
They dress the same way; barebacked |!
CITIZEN Why don't you clean out
that gang of loafers in front of that sa
loon? Policeman (pityingly)-Guess
you mus be near-sighted. Them's city
officials
WHAT have you been. doing since I
saw you?"' said Congre ssman to one
of his constituents. I've been editing
a paper" Get anybody to take is?"
Eyes; the sheriff.
DE SMITH-Talking of nicknames,
has your brother Willie got one? Miss
Travis-Oh. yes We call him Apprs-
priation Bill, because he is stealing
tarts and Jelly all the time.
IL LIVE in Julia's eyes" said an af-
fected dandy to his friend 81 don't
wonder at it, replied the Other since
| observed she had a stye in one of
them when l saw her last"
"OH, no! there amt any favorites in
this family" soliloquized Johnny "oh,
no! If | bite my finger nails | catch it
over the knuckles. But the baby can
eat his whole foot, and they think it's
clever"
FIRST tramp - Did you hear about
that new ten-dollar counterfeit bill that
is out? Second tramp-No. Fact, and
fellow can't tell it from the genuine.
" | know | couldn't. We must be on
the lookout for it, jim"
LITTLE JOHNNY shouldn't want
my picture on the postage-stamps
mamma. Mamma Why not, Johnny?
johnny = Because if / were, every
one would be licking the back of my
head and splitting on my neck.
STRANGER lin Western newspaper
office Beg pardon, sir, but myself and
friends need help to decide bet. Have
you a copy of Hoyle? Old reporter
No. Don't need any If the dispute
is anything about cards, go into that
room across the hall and ask for the re-
ligious editor
FLORENCE, colored damsel, request.
ed permission from her mistress to at
tend Sunday school. Upon inquiring
what Sunday school she attended,
Florence replied 81 goes to de Caffo-
lie now; l did tend de Baptis Sunday
school, but | see EN- dippin' some O
de girls down unner de water. en- Use
feard dey mought do me dat away
so / lef'."
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
BROKE.


She broke. me all up.
Her eyes We're blue as Italy's skies,
She was cuddlesome, loving, sweet and wise
Her mouth seemed veritable honey cup.
Her witching smile was thing TO prize.
She broke me all up.
Her mouth seenlcd Il veritable honey cup.
Her appetite was great surprise;
She ate oysters, salad, fruit and pies.
I'd invited her out for Il LITTLE sup,
And the bill for her lunch was OF awful size
She broke me all up.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07

'nalh. Except sunday tExcept Saturday Il
copt Monday ISaturday only uMonday only.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-06-07
vH. r MASON. BGsT. r. BATS.
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CLARK l2l Randolph Palmer, Grand Pacific, and
sherman house. Trains FOR the west luuSt be taken
AT Lake st. depot
The advocate., 1890-03-20

such aa VIII tend 10 supenede tho wage
system, by tho introduction of a oo-opera-
tive industrial system.
Xxx. To secure for both sexes equal pay
for equal work.
XXI, To gain some of the benefits OF Ia
bor-saving machinery by a gradual reduo-
tion OF the hours Of labor to eight Der day.
AAll. To persuade employers 20 agree DO
arbitrate all differences which may arise
between them and their employees, In order
that the bonds Of sympathy between them
may be strengthened and that strikes may
Oe rendered unnecessary.
The advocate., 1890-03-20
DRS. BETTS & BETTS.

0Hio0s In tho principal cities In tho MlsoIsspDl
Valley, with staff Of ~ competent physicians and
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Many young and middle-agCd men on account
OF youthful fOles or lndlscreti0ns Of rlper years,
or bOth have Induced nervous debility or languOr
Of system wholly unaccOuniAble 10 the lnexperi-
enCed person. This condition makes the subject
an easy prey for any and all diseases, and Il should
be known that without vast experience IN treat
Ing these troubles the real cause may be over.
looked and the patient may 20 on from bad 10
worse until his ease becomes hopeless.
We have many years given our entire time and
undivided attention 10 the successful treatment OF
all Chronic, Nervous, Special and Surgical Dis
eases OF Men and Women, In AL their stages and
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who have given the best years Of their lives 20 tile
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your own For honest opinions, and successful
treatment call on or address with stamp,
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Mention this paper
The advocate., 1890-03-20
Peraonally Condncted.

For the special accommodation Of homo
and health seekers, weekly excursions leave
Kansas City every Friday for Pacific coast,
via Santa 70 Route. BayOrte line to Cali
fornia Excursion tickets cost only S85OO,-.
regular second class rate. These trains car
ry Pullman tourist sleeping cars, through
without change, TO principal California
points. Only $500 charged for double
berth, including bedding, curtains and 9TH
or conyeniences. Experienced managers 90
with each party.
For further facts, call on local agent, San
Ia Ico Route, or address Geo. Il. Nicholson,
q. r. A., A. IT, a y. II. II. II. Co., Topeka,
Kansas.
The advocate., 1890-03-20

improvement upon that Of the naked
savage but believe Brother Marshall will
hardly admit Il even for argument sake.
That competition Is an unnatural and un-
just system can not be more easily proven
than by again quoting Mr.. NJ "Thls IL
proven by the fact that 90 per cent Of the
retailers fail On compettion) at sometime
during the period Of their lives" Compe-
titlon Sits sand in the sugar, paints ten,
shortens measures, uses false weights,
reduces wages, uses shoddy material, and
a thousand unmentionable mean things
which an honest retailer refusing 10 do
must fall Again Mr.. NJ. says "rhe rea-
son why the farmers will make a mistake
In antagouizlng Competing the mer-
chants Of their towns Is that the friends
of thismoyement cannot afford 10 estrange
a body Of men who, II enlisted (co-oper-
atlve) with them, would prove 10 be q
most important adjunct, to the cause We
have a hard fight TO make, Il powerful
enemy TO confront, and we need compan-
ionship (co-operatlon) the influence, and
the votes of the merchants and honest
business men Of our towns We need
their assistance (co-operation) and Of all
others who are not allied (co-operatlng)
with the monopolist and can consistently
work with u.s."
Yes we want TO get all we possibly can
to cooperate or work with us, make our
combine large enough TO take all In II
possible A trust or combine Is n good
thing for all who are In II and share In
its profits so / say let us all get into the
combine. Let US do away with competl-
tion and have one grand "co-operatiye
commonwealth" railroads, boards Of trade
etc, have seen the folly Of competing with
each other and 80 have combined, and
like sensible men quit IT, No; competi.
tion is not good enough for me; II is a
relic of barbarism and we will never be
civilized till we get rid Of IL; II is every
man against his brother. A scramble TO
get on top regardless Of who il tramped
to death in the struggle, a system that
sets a premium on "omeryness," makes
millionaires and paupers, takes the child
from school, aud the mother from the
cradle of her sick babe, and puts them In
the factory at competition wages and
sends the husband and father away a
tramp" an "mcompetent," one Of the
dangerous class" Away with II give us
all an equal chance 10 natures bounteous
store, If none have more than they need
all will have enough.
Yours for cooperation,
IL. II. HUTCHEsoN.
The advocate., 1890-03-20

Language is hardly strong enough 10 OK
press my admiration of the merits OF Cham
berlains Cough Remedy 10 is the best
remedy for Group and whooping cough
have ever used. During the past eighteen
years have tried nearly all the prominent
cough medicines on the market, but say,
Cough Remedy is the best Of all. THOMAS
RHoDEs, Bakersfield, California. For sale
by w. q, Spencer.
The advocate., 1890-03-20

The forces are slowly but surely gath
ering that will eventually result in a po-
litical upheaval in this country. We do
not think the people will wait until 1899,
but the politicians, boodlers, trusts, com
bines and monopolles In general will get
a terrible shaking up in the congression-
al election next fall. Labor Tribune,
Carthage, Mo.