Mohave County miner., 1890-06-28
WIT AND HUMOR.

0heu women get to fighting 10
<svi %; out 70 take . driuk---H'"d'o
Woman was nade after man. put
man has been sftff woman ever Snee'
--Bossoa Trasscrir4
In the national flower Discussion me
mar7y-geld and tbe teddy klessom hsSe
been grossly neslscted.-nnN'
Charity begins at tome" SAID the
poor-house keeper. a. be hsadef the
krss pAgs In new account eoos-
Lis.
As rule Il Is not wise TO tell ell one
knows, though 1t Is always highly ex.
pedient 10 know all one tsiis.-lr"y
Iymes.
Virtue wants more admirers. wisdom
more suppIicants, truth more feA
| friends. and honesty more prscition-
efs---RocAesser budget.
lis not enough to be ready TO 60
where duty eallL A man should stay
around where ha can hear the call
| Neg Orleans hcayass.
The course of true lore b TOO rouga
| to run smooth when IL comes TO maony
coffee and heavy biseuit--theres .
damn at that point.-Ooean.
The human race 10 Q great one.
said be. ..Yes,r said the widow 10
| whom he was engaged; Il am now on
The second Ian. ~. Y. Sxs.
When electricity Is employed to exc.
cute condemned criminals we shall
| doubtless see headline like this: He
VOTED into Eternity - 7enas SyfiHgs.
Awoman who favors equal suffrage
wants TO know il il is crime 70 be
woman. No, but Ii il not manly. VIZ
will say no Boston Transcript
Brisgs-"Whai would yoy considel
m ideal marrizge?" Mr.. n. Peck
.sOne where the wife IL dumb and tbs
husband blind. r--Terye Hatts Erpress
Fsshionmakers are the only ones
who are not afraid Of the signs Of ap
preaching age. They are always Try
ing TO ret up some Few Wrinkle
zsyas Sg,fsgs
| Tramp-.Could you give me liftls
- eat. madam Msdam-''O. how
lucky. The cooking c'op has just gore
and you can eat all" But the irani
had Hed.--E Y. San-
| Customer finishing his hash) =
sCheck, waiter Waiter (who forgo
what the order was9--"What did yos
have, sir? .Custon,er-'I haven't th.
plightes. idea-r-G y Sun.
| Irate German Ito stranger who has
stepped on his tot)-'Gott In himnei
Nine trent. know mine feet vas men
70 pc walked on. but dot brv1ledge Pc
longs to me.r-Taie Record.
il II IL not generally the girl With the
|, most besux who gets married hrft II
8 the little. grave. derure girl whs
! cts In the corner with one young mai
, and hangs on to him--some'ruate Jour
. nal.
III Ealesman-"That piece Of goods vii
. work up In . servicesble dreSs y yoi
don't think the pattern Is too loud:
Purchsser-.O. not at all. The lad,
I'm baying il for is . deal mute. :
, DiHghamten Leader.
stirgy Employer = WHAT Wan
more payf John Jacob AstoS begai
! work on salary Of q . week asd h
died worth 90, COO. 600" Store Boy
|. Eyes. sir. There's big din'fsnce Il
!. bossar=E !. Weekly.
4 Fatber-ajenn.e, nv dear, lsw Is
y5p always ride hcpef i. q ba'
!: habi. to gel into JenniS3Hhy
I father. see in the Faasion EsvfeN tha
: the riding habit Is quite the tsing thi
D season. Boston Herald
4 Qnsride-"Shakspeare us1st hsr
suffered from cigarettes. Curtis /.
! WHY, what do you niexnp' Quevid
-'sDvnt yeu remember Where b
3 sxys. the Cfefsss " rank and smells =
! hcsren'?--Pailadeiphia faossrsr.
He--''You'ye got the papsr. haven
ycn? Look at the account 81 the foo
ball match an. see If there was an,
thing remarkable about The game.
She latter an interral) -~"Well. ye
J Nobody was killed. "-Bossss Times.
n Carrie Yonne-s'UnIees she feal
/ that he's after her money ! can't undo
stand why Miss Oldsome treats on
!. Jack 90 coollyfn Jessie Sell-"H.
a age explains it. Thirtf-swo Is u
! freezing point you knaw.n--Bo'ts
: Times.
I'll In the back parlor, before suppe'
1 Mother Carries coming-out - su
!. cess, James, Father tdisgustedly) D.
$ Eyes. indeed. There she stands! Loo
. nj her. Could any one oak for an
| more Of her 10 come sut?-Bosfo
!, Times.
Squibs-"Are ron Often AFFLICTED vii
: writer's cramp? Penn 70 poet e
!, l have it constantly" Squibs-'.
: makes your hand ache. doesn't III
4 Penn--.'It never takes pss in the ham
: it's always In the pocke:took. "-Las
{ renee AmeIean.
Il jake tell ron whsk Bob. stever
Z must be getting rich, Bob-"f
don't say! What business is he inl
Jake-"He's in the trunk business. b
he has ten sons, and they're all bai
gage men on the Cresceat railroad. ~
D Hdypsr's Bazor.
II The Barbed Wire Fence Trust Is
Q yut up the price of wire with II
= fences. No trust was ever ipyentt
o for the benefit of the farmer; not eve
' the trust be is given at the villas
1 store. where the bad rauor is sold
4 Neu OridEs Peaynn<.
II Artist Won Brush (rapturously)-
What picture is y6nder town. 50
fused in the lurid lighs of the setiin
sum- All. the sun is a great painter
{ Jagley-..No. morn ! am. I've pain
ed that town Chie) red hun'r'd tim
: Enrselfi--TsJas SiftinJs.
Uhat &c (-nynfrsys ttrSt