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The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-11-08
my Ruthers."
BY JAMES wHITCOMB RILEY.

| tell YOU what I'd ruiher do
III ! only had nv ruLbers.--
I'd rutbeT work when ! wanted 10
Than be bosyed around by others
I'D want to kIndo' gIt the swing
o. what was Reeded, first, jing.
AiOre SWsdt at anything.
Et only had my rulbers.--
In fact, I'd aim 10 be the same
With all men Ms my brothers;
Arh they'd all be the same with me,
III only had my Iuthers.
wouldn't likely know 1t sli-
III | only mad my ruthers;-
I'd know some sense. and some base ball
s me old Jokes, and-hOme others;
I'd know some politics, and low
Some tarill-speeches same as now.
Then 90 hear Nye on ''Brains and How
TO Detect their Presence" ."-r'Oihrrs
AT ta, ed away, I'd let 'em stay
All my dissentin' brothers
Could chOo-P rs shore "a Kill er k-yO.c,
Ef only had my ruthcrs.
The pore 'ud Kit theI: dues -0mGlImes--
III only had my rnihers.--
And be paid dOiLdrs Sud a. diDsfs.
Fer children, wives and InoiheIs;
Their hoy al stUk' y; their gIfl at sewS-
Fer OtEus-not herself, God knows
The graves her only change oi clothes
Ef | only had my rutaers.--
Tbsy'd ali have "s,ut' and time enough
To answer One-anOiher's
Appeuin' PRAYER fer CLOWN care
FL | only had my lulhers.
They'd be few folks 'ud ast fer trust,
Ef | only had my Tuthcrs.
Aud blame few busiUess men To bn'st
Theirselyes, er hearts of others;
kig Guns 'at come here durn' fair
WCrk could put up Jest anywhere,
And lind a.ful-and plenty there,
EI | only had my ruthers;
The rich and great 'ud 'SOclate
With all their lOwly brothers.
Fcelin We done the h"n0run-
Ef only had my rulbeTS.
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Persons aIiing 10 get their paper regularly
from the carrier will greatly Oblige lis by
leaving word at this office, where paper
, will be given You and II rcprimand TO the
carri'r. II we hear no complaint, Of COURSE
| we must conclude that the paper IL left with
due ! eS ulsrity. II
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ATTOKN NE VS..
JOHN 3. BLACKWELL,

TTuKNEY AT LAW. Viii practice IN al
n u. courts Of the state. Prompt attention
wen t, al business entrusted to my care.
JIlice In Masonic building over Trigg l. Shield g
.t,,ra ianlOyl
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STRAY THOUGHTS.

The secret Of the smooth mans sue
cess lies in BIZ never getting rutll ID
lerIe llaute Express.
a boy ~ much like n man; give him
n gun, aud he soon begins living about
the game he Kills. .-Alchisou Globe.
When a person gets dawn in his
mouth he does not always carry his
tongue with him. - Dallas rexas
News.
A boyish old man is amusing; but 4
girlish mairon would make n wooden
image tired. Milwaukee Journal.---,-
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HAS TO BE CAREFUL.
From rexas Siftings.

Wife: You dance great deal better
than you did before we were married.
Then YOU ALWAYS tore my dress in
dancing, but lou don't now.'
Husband: "ilumph! Then didn't
have To nav for it,
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BUT A REFLECTION.


From Town Topic
Summer boarder: "lhis butter you
say Won made last Monday reminds me
very much of yonr SON Hiram whom
yuu were telling me about
Mrs Haysced: sis that sof"
Summer boarder: "Yes. II is 80
strong Tor Its age
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THOUGHTFUL.

Johnny-Mamma, what's the use oi
keeping the whip you use on me be-
hind the motto, "God bless our home r
Mamma Cau you suggest better
place. :. ~ A.
,Iohnny-Yes; put it behind the
motto 81 need thee every hour.
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Wabash ha1lroad Time Table.

Omnibus Will leave I'll. hotels in this
city for L.. u l.. Junction, making
connection with trains gong cast,
west and north. ut ......-...........I 90 =. m
Returning, willarrIye ut ............ lO 80 u. III
Omnibus willleave lor Il. y :. juno
ton, making con nectiOn with trans
going east and west, and north rs
far a. Richmond, at.......... ..... $500 p. ~. .
Returning. W i'll arrive at ............ .0Op IN.
JOHN G. YOUNG Superintendent.
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Santa FS Route.

TRAINS ARRIVE.
G:50 a. III. from Lexington Junction and east
l2:25 y. m. from kansas City and s. t. Joseph.
G:j5 y. III. from Kan 'ns City and east.
TRAINS LEAVE.
1000 q. m. for Kansus CITY. 81. Joe and east.
400 y. M. Tor Kansas City and ST. Joe.
: O5 y. III. for Chicago and Richmond.
Ticketa sold at city office to all pOin.s, Buy
your tickets and get reduced rates.
JOHN TAUBMAN. Agent.
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ONE CONSOLATION.


First Anarchist (sadly): "They have
established free baths IN the city"
Second Anarchist (hopcfulll J: 30,
well there's no law compelling us TO
lake 'em.
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NRY q. wALLACk. WIN. Ii. CHlLl
WALLACE h. CHILES.

A TToRNFYS AND COtINsELLOkS Al
a Law. Lexington, Mo. ONCE, 'front.' room
over the Lexington Savings Bank, " opposite
Lnr court house. viii practice in the courts Of
Lafayette and surrounding counties, and also in
he Suprem. court OF the state oI Missouri, and
tae u. 8. Lircuit aud District courts for the
Western strict OF Missouri.
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Time Table ofthe Lexington branch
of the Mo. P. r. R.
Westward

qf.TO follow the time of trains going west
read from top OF column downward; OF those
gong east read from the bottom Of column up
ward. A s LOOMS,
Agent mt Lexington.
II J. WOOD.
Af.r,
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II. Il. DlOl.EY.

A TTORNEY -AT-LAw, IiigginsvIlie, Mo;
"A will practice in all the slate and federal
courts Prompt attention given to collections,
examinations Of land titles, writing legal linden
lures, etc. Loans money MT low rate OF inter
eat writes insurance policies In standard com
uaniea, and, in fact, attends to all kinds oil
busin, ss In general. Onice over Giobc Cloth
ing IIous-. HiggInsvile. Mo npr2GYl
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a TTORNEl $. .AT-LAW, Lexington, Mo. J.
"A ID. ,hewalter having opened an oiice In
Kansas City (American Bank building. eighth
and Dslaware). Will be in Lexington on SatuI
day OF each weeE. dccz9ti
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MEDICAL.

ELORENCE n. HANllSF Il, N. H.,
JJOMEOPATHIST. Women and Chidrcn's
ii Diseases u specially. Oflce on Franklin
Avenue, opposite courthouse api2lm3
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Trains marked with viii not stDp.
Trains marked with stop IN signal
LocalfreIghts run daily except sunday. Other
trains daily.
Coupon tickeIs Oh sale to all principal points
In the United States and Canada. Baggage
checked through to destination without extra
charge. S. a. VERNlLIIOS.
Agent al ulggInHVIlle.
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A PECULIAR HORSE.

Johnny Tendershin Hitch him a plow. hes dar :"
hitchhim buggy, she's dar; hitch him to she's
dar :" de trouble is TO get him "away from dar"
If you are in quest of
CHOICE OLD LIQUORS VISIT Il. GEYERS,
HES DAR;"
Imported Domestic Wines hes dar want Pure and
5V-ry Old Whisky Brandy for medicinal purposes "hes dar
an dit costs others charge get away from dar
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SOMETIMES BOTH.

From the 81. Joseph News.
Ihp general run OF men is To catch 3
tIalu-ui ,ard or u woman.
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SAME EARS.
IFrom Texas Slftings.l

FTUUl ItNds SIIIfHgs.T
Gus de Smith: al am head oyer ears
in love with your daughter"
Judge Peterby: IL suppose those
ears are the same ones over which you
are in debt.
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xENOPHON RYLAND.
II. j DULlNG,

ITORNEY-AT-LAW. Willgive prompt At
4 tention TO all business entrusted TO his care.
w Ill practice in all the courts, except the Pro-
ate Court II Lafayette county. dec2Yl
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HER REASON.


Mabel: 81 hear youT engagement Is
off, dear
Maud Calmly Yes; il WAS cas-.
oi heart lailure.'
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M. GRATIS makes u change IN business Jan.
1st, and is selling every Thing al cut prices,
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w ~. nAuEuON. M. ID.
EDOUARD BLITZ. l.. ID. =.

PHYSICIAN and Surgeon, Offers his profess
L siOnul services to the citizens Of Lexington
and vicihity. Onice. Meng building kcsi-
dence, Win. d. BOlton's. sept2Oyl
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sAEWALTER & WILSON.

J. ID. sHEwALTiR, 3. N. WILSON.
Lexington and | PuDllc AuinlnistratO
kanaaa Gitv unu Notary Public.
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Wrekly gatelli9eneer.

CIRCUIT CoUKT-FTst Mondays Of April,
August ana December.
CRIMINAL COUnr-First Monday of March and
cDUnu Monday OF October.
PROBATE CoURT-SccOnd Mondays Oi feb-
uary, May, August and November.
COUNTY CouRT--First Monday IN each month
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
as esrssgo AT agsNlsuN


foa2osEzAxs 1npxtReas Ac1se. Whacs
cOSt tias C1ty = 0a-xtsx.
Policeman Hsnnifin. active and watch
tal II the p1blic welfare. saw esbansa
whipping horse-
s'What are ysa doing thsrsy' the pO-
LcsDan called
Don't yoa ses what am deAngr
''Yss. do"
'sfhsa Why DO YOU ASK nsr
"you impuient rssoai. ] "A run you Ia
The policeman got IA the cab and ord
erred shs fello~ u drive 10 the eaTrison
street station. The next morning the
cabuaan Was arraiKned tetor= court, and
when the judge asked ~ DO had made the
arrest, Heaniha stepped forward and
said:
Your honor. ssw this man whipping
his horse and arrested hin.~
"And your honor" the c2bman broke
In, Il whipped him because he Kicked
ina There's not man In this town
that's been kinder 20 horse than I've
been 10 this one, and under the circum-
stances had right 10 whip him"
That may be, the judge answered.
"but | am compelled 70 fine you. even
though the amount De merely nominal
will therefore assess y me at fifty
cents"
'All right" the cabman replied. and !
wish 10 present a bin fer seventy-hve
cents against the city"
What fory' the judge asked
''For hauling this policeman 70 the sta
ton"
did he bring you in his caby' the
judge asked Of the policeman.
"Your honor, l arrested him, and In
stead of calling a patrol wagon thought
the easiest way would be 10 have him
drive down here and
Give him seventy-fve cents" said
the judge.
The cabman received the money,
placed fifty cents on the judges desk,
put twenty-five cents in his own pocket.
f.rinned at Policeman Hennifin and
strobe out.-Arkansaw Traveller.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
ENGLAND AND FaEE-rRApE.
shs waDss Is % Adops . systezn fn-s IL
Ruiniss her.

kulnis. n<E.
Ii Is continually dinnsd into our ears
that England has greatly prospsred un-
der q system OF Free-trsde. The British
Isles are long way of. and few arc able
to inquire into The truth Of the declarar
ton 10 view Of the characteristics care
lessness Of Free-traders in handling
facts, there is al least room for doubt.
Thousands Of English people couee TO
this country every yea- and ind employ
ment Ia American shops and factories
They become citizens and rarely return
20 their native land. The argument or
assertion that suit OF clothing costing
$40 here can be bought for s. in England
has no force with them; for there they
have not the S5-heTe they have the $40.
There, where clothing Is cheap, they
were poorly clad here, where il Is said
20 be dear. they dress well They know,
too, that in this country working people
elsewhere, because better paid. More
over, as compared with this country,
conditions differ greatly.
England maintained rigid system Of
Protection for more than 500 years. She
encouraged her manufacturers until they
were able 10 stand against the world.
The English are now nation of shop
keepers, and the voice Of their farming
population is strangled by an overwhelm-
ing majority of tradesmen. They need
a market for what they cell more than
for what they buy. Their farming popu-
lation, now il a hopeless minority. be-
sieges parliament, year after year, for a
return of the old time tariffs When a
nation is well developed, as England has
been for long time, and sells SO vastly
more than il buys, it naturally seeks
markets in which 10 sell. Such nations
may well become heralds Of Free-trade
doctrines, when they would be the gain
ers. With a manufacturing capacity
that would enable her 10 supply half the
world under universal system Of Free
trade, England would scarcely purchase
a dollars worth, where she made sales
amounting 10 five dollars. She can well
become tho apostle of new faith. Her
example is Set for her own benefit. Until
she became a seller, moro than a buyer,
stringent regulations were laid upon
commerce. Manufacturers were pro-
tected for generation after generation.
British ships took prizes the world over.
Britain's soldiers plundered hundreds of
nations. The spoils of empires were
emptied into her lap, fattening the capi-
talists of her capital city. The industry
of hundreds of years has been invest
ed in her enterprises. And now, hoary
with centuries of experience, after
preaching a gospel of blood, iron and
Protection for ages, after driving us
from her household By long years OF op-
preston. she invites us, before we have
finished the conquest of our own wilder
ness, to adopt her benefcent policy of
Free-trade. She, having survived the
perils of unnumbered wars, may be
able 10 carry out the scheme az TO her
self Our interests dictate a different
course.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
WAGES HEREAND ABROAD
COMPARISON BETWEEN TnE UNITED
STATES AND EAo1sNo.
Oar Wages Are ss4rly Ds2b1s fnss< of
k2Si-1a-rhFss .aa Fear n.es szsrs
rnsz IA oshes co4zsriss-- sf living
bzs Lfxsls oE.xteE here

rnsa Ia orA~x eo1z srlss-cSss Of living
bzs Lftki. oE.&tsE Hsr~
We prsse1t tbs following comparison
Of the wages PAID workmen in many IN
dustTies Ia this country and IN England, /,
ss vel as tables showing the rates pad
IN the woolen and worsted mills n Ens-
land. Germany and France. as compared
with those In the United States. So far
e. IL was possible to do 30. the figures
are from official reports, such as the re-
turns Of the London board os trade,
American eonsuls abroad, and the cen
sus. Many employers have also given
the wages paid IN their several lines.
The figures below are as nearly accu-
rate as possible. They furnish an inter
esting illustration Of the condition Of the
wage earneFs here and abroad and an
unansweraole argument for Protection.
1t Is true that living Is II per cent. higher
here than la England, bat Is makes only
a small reduction In the wide difference
IN wages paid. Thus a workm.A here
could easily afford 10 pay out si:1l for
living expenses 10 every 81 paid by an
English workman, while he is earning Z
ar average OF sl.77 70 every 81 earned by
his foreign brethren.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

A society young woman living In the
nsixhborhood Of the Shorshaa told a
friend u hers she had been taking cod
liver oil until she coaldn't look cod
fish In the face. and the dude went away
and sent her two bottles extra with this
note.
princess theu. - ta-- I psy
NJ highest ssrssgs fulr;
Thou ar a ruyl maid. forsooss-
CD liver rcYsl trliy.
BE thought bis Wit would psrslyve
her. but it didn't. for hy messenger
came this reply;
r. Oh .r-f-.S ~ 2 o =
fCoiieCted - te-ifvsr.Th.
Accrpt ny shanks of fsh oily
A biuhh>r sng princess, rfl y.
-Washin -ton star.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

In round numbers the working power
OF the United States is three times as
great as that of Franco, two and one
half times as great as that Of Germany,
one and two-thirds times as great as that
of the United Kingdom of Great Britain
and Ireland, and equal to that of the two
greatest of the older nations combined.
Mr. Mulhall thinks the unparalleled
growth Of the United States has only be-
gun, as he says at present the increase Of
industry, energy and wealth goes on IN
abated. Our next census in June will
probably show population of over 65
millions. with an aggregate energy Of
almost 100. coo millions Of foot tons daily,
and an accumulated wealth Of Sc, :
0,000, figures never before applicable
to any nation in the world. Such is the
result Of Protective tariff, that gives
our great mass of workingmen good
wages and gives prosperity to the whole
coL-atrv
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

Your distressing cough can be cured
We know il because Kemp's BSisan
within the past few years has cured 81
many coughs and colds in this com
munity. lis remarkable sale has beer
won entirely 10y It's genuine ment. Ask
some friend who has used Il what he
thinks OF Kemp's Balsam. There is nC
medicine 50 pure. none effective. Large
bottles, soc and 81, At AL druggists
Sanple bottles free.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

Thus We see. according to official au-
thority. wages are 100 per cent. higher
IN the woolen and worsted industry in
the United States than in any of the Eu-
ropean countries. No one claims that
the duty on wool and wooleRs combined
Is 100 per cent. The manufacturers
would rather par s12 week than S. a
week. So long as they are adequately
protected they can pay sI3 week. Re
duce The duty ard wages must be reduced
proPortionatelT. Abolish the duty and
wages must ultimately znk 70 the En-
ropesn standard OF the industries mi
grate % European countries.
voRsTzD eoops
Relative aetna cost of lsbor ia wool
sn NIL q "a bszds u Providsuce and
81 similar NIL n Bradford. Fnzisni.
according % Mr. Charles Fletcher:
-r--vsa--srs-- --p~FSfrrf 49,
Fswk Tctal P-T wk Tsesl
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Don'tPay Tin You Are cured.

Blind, bleeding, internal and externa
piles. fissure, fistula and rectal ulcer,
cured. or no pay. Treatment painless
No time lost from work. Hundreds Of
references. Examination free. Lake.
SIDE physicians room q. Porter block
1924 Monroe-st. Hours 10 5, daily
Tuesday and Saturday evenings, 10 q
Sundays, 10 10 !.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

Hon r%tch-
Hsre n tlle south an l.
on ths scuthron ssuiy ham
Peseath a foBtbron skT.
Bot ny thCuzhts srs sii ~ h0r3>
Ts ther. ~ father sits
Wit tis rav-r o. his En>.s
III rso< ser srvs ~ Enite-
kuor th-T thizk = roa
W r<~-~r. - rnffz'c -
ue- hams o's- TIA keT s14rS stray:
TertsT the loak in heT sTss
Sas tAir.ss - her hre-hef swsy.
~ az. ts whises n TIE hsE.
Tor sd "a 5ox r -
vait.rE n VAN uT -aA
Ftr he. for u $50 nsa
~ rry rri-hc-w TT rssl~-< stiri
Fo-. ss ras rs-s ~ tvf1t-F f1l
Aro+f - sef}5~ usT - ca-rt ~ he---
~. r.ske> - rnr-e hesrss - tlaso Ell
-T1y (. Nc0ar1eE Is Pslcs-
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In very instructive paper read re-
Gently by Mr.. VI. Mulhall before the
British association, in session at Bath,
England, it was shown that in every one
of the three principal sources of power
man, horse and steam-the United States
exceeds the leading nations OF Europe.
Mr.. Mulhall presented the following
table, showing the aggregate energy of
the principal nations in millions Of foo.
tons daily:
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

For don't care, dull, tired feeling,
Impoverished blood, duh pains in back
and head, tantalizing skin eruptions,
Kemp's Sarsaparlla never fails 10 give
relief. We always guarantee it. Price
II per bottle. 1ibbs' drug store, I26
MOnrOc-st
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
woOLES GOODS.

Below is table showing the average
weekly rate Of wages paid in woolen
factories In the United States (Massa-
chusetts). France (Rheirns district, Eng
land Yorkshire district) and Germany
(Rhenish district). 1t is impossible to
doubt the accuracy Of this table, as Car
roll ID. Wright is responsible for the
United States figures. ex-Consul Frisbie
Cor those OF France, Robert Giffin for tho
English and ex-Consul Du Bois for those
of Germany:
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Entitied TO the Best.

All are entitled 10 the best that their
money Will buy, 60 every family should
have At once a bottle Of the best tam.
ily remedy, Syrup OF Figs. 10 cleanse
the system when cOstlse or bilious.
For sale in soc aud sl.00 Gotiles boy all
leading druggists.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

Frstiv fstudTfng American history
Psrs. is there snYthinz in what peopls
-sT sbous thirteen being Al unhlcky
rumher'
ola suEgs English hY birth}-Tes. n
seems 81
FrsddT-Wsgi. hc- -ss II ths Cnkoa
wss - luckTf Tt commenced WITH thir-
tesn -olcries
Ol1 uggs-Ob--.r-tksf wss ari,1ckT
f-y King George, -Aunssy's Weekly.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

Psaron Street. trust that ths tirre
rru have sperf n study hsr- has hesn
rr-.f-r~ri~- q r-,cd rrSuloss
81 Paul nulufil-Oh. E.ssee. ~ sss
ulara ~ cea,e 70 Il = rsan warts - rspair
deficiencies n his ednrssfnni II ny
Br-~ul.c reasil-rs in Chicago don't psy
can teach sparrtng.-Rcstrn Ezars
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~ s0sst Fls--

Ter we're sleich riding.
He-I always pick oui tie sofssSt risos
when spesi n s.elEh
she-Whv. I sao1ia tbsnk Il would
srcrw raoaotanoe4s. slwaTs falling e.
yoszr head. ST Leafs Maxazi1e.
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rx.rera. Politsne.. in Street Car.

Lady-Pardon me. Sir, fear my foot
trod upon yours.
Conference.-The apologies. madam. /
wouldn't mind little thing like that
Satiousl Weekly.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

II :. =.
! $50 n@ S@ r9 q %


Tea ~e~ky nsy roE sisi7 = sSS =
lof W psx eeslL = f.sor - kxosia-nos SDs--' -
A0ws leo pr cent = under. fslhs'
thzn ever TIE average difference Dc
tween the wage Lists Of the two oo0n-
tries. Ig might be worth while Tor Pres
trade laberfns men 70 paste this tAols u
thelr hats and tx Ihls fscs In thesi
uaaosoYY
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
Advice TO Mothers

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should al
ways be used for children teetbing. IL sOothe
the child. softens the gums. allays all y al
cures wind collie, and is the best remedy 10
diarrhoa. .Icents bottle.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

Il ara rstsf1e svfaslT graz, 6cctor
Is tlse-> 70 y,ossisls vzy q ssopTing -
Yes. madam, vo7 should 80 csrs-
fEs17. ---asxzez EazS<.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
Condensed Wisdom.

A Sage buried an Atom. The Atom
increased in size until It grew bigger
than an Egg. 10, Miracle." cried the
multitude. "No. q Turnip," answered
the Sage.-Atchison Globe.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

No one knows better than those who
have used Carter's Little Liver Pills
what relief they have gwen when taken
for dyspepsia. dizziness, pam ia the
SIDE, constipation ana dlSOTdered stom-
ueh
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
Tn. Man Who Get. II.

so old skinfiint is dead, ehi Who'll
get bis fortune
Il don't know. The heirs haven't
selected an executor yetT-LawrcDce
American.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

Bcecham Pills cures Costveness and
Indigestion.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
Sick Headache.

Loose's Red Clover Pills cure Sick
Headache, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, and
Constipation. 25c per box, 5 boxes
for 81. For sale by White & White,
druggists, Morton House block.
Pears is the purest and best Soap
ever made.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
Grain, TIourana Feed.

NTAIHl II 70 " NNU IT gu
whe2t-New. re ' buseel
Cora SksEsze . bnshsl.
OAts-NsN -s0 ~ ' busaes
Corn Ncai-fla.1e , ton.
kye-sac ? bushel
bariey-S .01si - . hundred
9reuAd feed-sls0 o. slAug y ten
bran-Sl-.au ? ton.
Nioelings-Slt.a1 p ton
floUT-Llly White. g To- Patent. sec y hu
dTed.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
Jobbers' PrioeA

Appios-sl2 8 go 2 barrel.
bexAs-sl.fosSs % 2 hushol.
Legs lie i5c p dozen.
bulfeI-l69 o. = p0uld.
PotaIOes-aUs : bQSucl.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
S p e CT G s .

Look AZ these uiciures What Do you want
shoes for? 10 look well on the foot. or 70 is0k
Wi when ned ID the haldL
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
The Shield Desk.
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IAN invention Of necessity
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

Lecture 10y REV. J. J. NUGENT at
Har;mans Han, Sunday Evening
March %. Subject: Philosophy Of
Civilization" Tickets. 90 cents. Re-
served seats can be Obtained Saturday,
March %. al Hartman's Hal, from
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