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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07

proach women for blsbbing. A wo.
man can at least keep her own
secret. Try her on the subject of her
sge." The industry Of woman has
long aRo become pnoverbisl, as in the
eouplet:
Is stili to be doing from morning iii night.
With which We may compare the
common ms Kim, "A woman's work Is
never At An end" On the other hand,
it was formerly said of the woman
who, after being busy, industrious
maid, became an indoleht wife. "She
hath broke her elbow at the church
door," the ceremony of the church
porch-where oftentimes part Of the
marriage service WAS performed
having disabled her fur domestic
duties. Thus another adage affirmed
how
The wife that expects 70 have good name
Ii slwsys at home. - she were lsus.
According to our forefathers, it did
not look we'll for q woman to be al.
ways sightseeing, as such was an in.
d'cation that she was not sufficiently
domesticated aud WAS too fond OF
pleasure. Hence, i. was usually said:
woman Oft seen. gown Oft worn,
Are disestesmsd and held In scorn.
Even At the present day, according
to . we'll known Yorkshire proverb.
"a sonktown,''-gossip-''is seldom
. good housewife at home" Many
Of our proverbs speak Of the tickle.
ness Of women, but surely this is a
libel on their con.tancy:
The love Of . woman, and bottle Of wine.
Are swest fer . season. and last for time.
One adsge tells Us how "Msids say
nay. and take-a kiss, a ring, or an
offer of marriage" On the same
principle it has been commonly said,
"Take womsn's first advice, and not
her second"
Among some of the many proverbs
relating to women is the familiar one:
There's NO mischief in the world done
But woman II always one.
This is somewhat severe judgment,
and one which must he received with
caution. According to another adsge,
"Women in mischief are wiser than
men," and it was also said that "Wo.
mems jars breed mems wars"
The Germans have the following vari.
aticn of this proverb: "There is no
mischief done in the world hut there's
. woman or priest at the bottom of
it,"
There is the popular proverb which
says that "John is as good as my lady
i" the dark" for, as an ancient Latin
saying reminds US, "Blrmishes are un.
seen by night" Whether we agree
with this statement or not, yet as MIR.
Kelly remarks, quoting the following
lines:
The nlsht
Shows stars and women In . better light.
with which may be compared the
French hyperbolc, "By candlelight a
goat looks a lady"
Lastly, there are many proverbs
warning men Of the danger Of bad
women:
wicked woman and an evil.
At three half pence worse than the devil.
Hence numerous admonitions are
given relating to marriage, one OF
which tells US that q mans best for
tune, or his worst, is his wife. Sim.
ilarly Lord Burleigh says to his son
"Use great prudence and circum.
spection i" choosing thy wife. for from
thence will spring all they future
good or evil; aud it is an action of
life like unto . strateeem OF war,
whe rein man can err but once"
But Martin Luther evidently had .
far better opinion Of women when he
said:
He who leves not women, wine and song,
He IL 4 fool his whole life lonu
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07
Cost NJ stopping Traius.

A jury has decided that the wear
and tear on rolling stock aud track in
stopping railroad trains averages
about fifty cents every time = pas.
senger train is halted.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07
French Tansy Waters, the Ladies' Friend.

French Tansy Waters for female
irregularities, are safe and sure, and
will give relief in all cases, no matter
WHAT the cause.
They are made from the recipe Of
one of the most prominent French
physicians, who used them without a
single failure in his private practise
for 20 years. Sent securely sealed by
mail on receipt Of two dollars. TO be
had only ofthe
LIVINGSTON CHEMICAL Co.,
Portland Oregon.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07

E}CAfC II you desire them no use fo.a;,.o
aw,y time on things that don't INV.
out s'nd $40 At once for insgoihc.nt natGf II
not s~u~fsctory We refund yonr money. M ,i.L
no cspt.i needed Both ladies' and gentlemen
~%E'o!ed. Don't lose time in writing "st,p I'm
me- n.s s"e vs.ers arc troubled" Days are worth
81, kichuIoLS Va ' '''' ""ss
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07

dations furnished. The courses over
study are extended. The work done is
required to be thorough and prac.
teal. Its CONSERVATORY OF
MUSIC rnAks among the best West or
East.
Its Art Department is Superior.
The NORMAL DEPARTMENT is
excellent and its graduates readily COM
mand the best positions, many occupy
ing prominent places in some Of the
first Schools, Summaries and Colleges
of the West. A department Of STEM
ographY and Typewriting meets
the growing demand for young women
in this line Of work. There they m:y
become fitted to office wsrk to which
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07
FirAt.CiAsS Waiter
Wanted. Apply at this Office.
Fura! P~iis! Hides +!

The highest cash price paid TO-
hides, pelts, and fars. by
LEON FrLD, HALEY, Idaho.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07

|" Blank Pools of Labor for
eale ct this Office.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07
In PORT.ANr.

R"mistances must be either by New Ycrh Draft
Express or Registered Letter. Au,ericsn money
Collections can b. made ~ Express U,n,psu,"s o,
Banks. Ticket sent direct to ,uspag. men, viii H..
paid by dvafts ON New Yorh. Montreal, st. Paul.
chicago, Nan Franriseo or City Of Mexico
For further Information, sddr.ss
JUAN PiEDAD, Manager.
ZIcatecAs. Mexico.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07
For Healhfalness tits Remarkable

Only one death among the students in
20 years-but two IN the history Of the
school (S5 ycars)-both from chronic
ailments, for which they were under
treatment when they entered the insti-
tuition. Su4h record Of health among
so large number il rarely found.
Expenses moderate, for the aecommo-
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07

The Importance of purifying the blood esn-
not b overestinated, for without pure blood
you cannot enjoy good health.
AZ this season nearly every one needs
good medicine to purity, vitalize, and enrich
the blood, and No AK you TO try Hoods
6a~,,13ar SarsapaffllA ltstrengthens
SO~USse9S and builds up the system,
creates IN appetite, and tones the digestion,
while Il sradicates disease. The peculiar
combination. proportion, and preparation
q The vegetable remedies used give to
i se' ea,s.'1: po~s, ''i No To Itself
ether medicine has such . record OF wonderful
cures. II you hsvs made up your mind to
buy Hoods Sassaparills do not DO induced to
take any other instead. It u . Peculiar
Medicine. and 10 worthy your confidence.
Hoods Sarsaparilla u sold BY all druggists.
Prepared By c. I. Hood 4 Co., Lowell, Mass.
100 oooes One Dollar
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07
AGENTS WANTED

The payment cf prizes IL guaranteed BY spe.
rieI deposit VI nvo hundr1 thousand aollnr
ts-ooNoD) with the State Government, aud ap.
proved by Jesus Ar~chiga. G. vernon.
Drawings under the personal supervision Of Lie.
hetmihio A!hays. who !s appointed by the Gov.
eminent Is lnterventor.
IL certify that with the State Treasurer all nae.
essary guarantees are deposited, assuring full
payment ~ ell prizes Of this drawing
UENMtNlO Art AGO. LIT rxentor -
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07
Illinois.

they may prove better adapted than ito
teaching, to which 80 many turn.
DIPLOMAS are conferred on those
completing satisfactorily ANY Of tho
prescribed courses.
MEDALS are presented those who at
tain superior excellence in the
Conservatory Or Art Course.
Among the distinguishing features Of
this Institution ia the aid given 10
WORTHY GIRLS Of MARKED ABILITY with
but small means to gain a preparation
for usefulness. We can safel, say there
is no institution in the country that gives
the "helps" and encouragement to de-
velop superior wonlanhood given .
MountCarroll Seminary.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07

THIS Institution has opened its 37th
l. year under the same President. Its
success with its Conservatory Of Music
scarcely has peer. Its location is de-
lightful. Access easy, being OH the c.,
NJ. & st. =. Ry, line Of nearly COCO
miles, opening communication with all
parts Of the country.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07
Mount : Carroll +: Seminary,
The Dread

The Dread
LITERARY PERIODICAL
Of - quartz pages (including
cevcr) published by the
Dread Society Of
MT. CARROLL SEMINARY,
A tho organ and exponent
of the Institution from which
emenates, THE DREAD aims to
act forth plainly and fairly its
merits, and the facilities it
offers those seeking a desirable
place to acquire \ thorough
practical education. Such be-
ing ito aim, It Is obviously the
interest Of every patron, and
all seeking a school to patron.
lie, to receive The DREAD.
Address, Financial Manager.
Mt. arroll, Carroll county, III.
and sample copy free.
As an advertising medium.
THE DREAD has few superiors
outside the largest cities.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07

ehoppiSg Of al kinds stter..sd T.. SAMPLES sent
sna isstsre snawrrsd % receipt Of postage. Wed.
Unsnes = speciality. VAN make Or. sscs in Srst.
class style. q reasonable prices. Charts for self
@"seafemens and estimates Of csat sent on rccsipt
Oh swamp. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
Iefins -one'third each. Money must be sent
.t.I pr.ss. post one order. registered letter,
PC M..,i h"ss, OF ,xchsnxe on New York
differences Rev +. Il. Larimore: DR.. George
Z. Cooke; Judge L. n. Noble: Louisville. Ky.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07

He who leves not women. wine and song,
He Ia fool his whole life long.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-05-07

In every town
and city IN the
u n ! te i States
and British
ApDAeicn
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-02-13
ABOUT sHoDDv CHEESE.
Adulterants That Have Superseded Cres
In American Dairy Products.

Adulterants That Have Superseded Cream
In American Dairy Products.
Honest dairymen who have enough
courage to maintain their ground against
legitimate competition meet in open
market the most fragrant adulteration.
The late Prof. Arnold declared years ago
that it was impossible to procure good
cheese in the United States, to such
length had the worst authorizations been
practised. Cottonseed oil, lard and other
adulterants had superseded honest cream
in American cheese. And now the refuse
and offscOuring of the markets, in the
form of unstable. rancid and putrid but
ter. is being worked into cheese. Wis
consin's Dairy Commissioner asserts that
this stuff, in many cases, too Rotten and
malodorous to make acceptable soft
soap. is melted down and mixed with
skim-milk for the manufacture Of cheese!
No wonder the legitimate product is
under ban and meets with such suspi-
cion that the best of it sells for less than
Canadian cheese, which is void of Of
fence in this respect. Villainy is not
confined to any particular class Of men
or kind Of manufacture, but the great
dairy interest seems to afford greater
scope for it than some others. The pub
lie may submit to the mixing of foul
smelling shoddy, made from pestilcnt
rags of Arabs, with their clothing, but
the public stomach ought to be defended
against shoddy in food.-A Pennsylvania
Dairyman, in n Y. Tribune.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-02-13
A Good Name to Have.

In the year 1864, on the 5th day OF
December, the English ship Menai was
crossing the straits and capsizcd in
gale. OF the 81 passengers on board but
/ was saved: his name was Hugh Will
Jams. On the same day, in the year
1855. pleasure schooner was wrecked
on the Isle OF Man. There were 60 per-
sons on the boat. among them one Hugh
Williams and his family. OF the three
score none but old Hugh Williams SUR
yived the shock. On the 5th day of Au-
gust, 1920, a picknicking party on the
Thames was run down by y coal-barge.
There were rs OF the picknickers, mostly
children under twelve years OF age.
Little Hugh Williams, visitor from
Liverpool, only five years old, was the
only one that returned to tell the tale.
Now comes the most singular part Of
this singular story: On the 10th OF Au-
gust, in the year of our Lord 1889, q
Leeds coal-barge, with men foundered;
| of them, both Hugh Williams, an uncle
and nephew, were rescued by some fish
ermen, and were the only men OF the
crew who lived to tell Of the calamity
These are facts which can be substan
| tiated.-Leeds Mercury.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-02-13
FOR LITTLE PEOPLE.
A PLEASANT THOUGHT

Sometimes when get to thinking,
And that's most every day.
have the auecrcst of fancics
That come In the qnecrcst way.
Many of my thoughts are pleasant;
There's nome Of them rery sad,
But one OF the plea-antcst Of them al
ls about little lad.
And, children. I've never seen him.
This little lad Of mine,
can tell yon nothing about his looks
Or whether his clothes are fine
Or coarse. Sometimes they're shabby.
II seems, and patched and rent.
Hut then what matter that. my dcars,
To our future PRESIDENT
You see when tiny princeling
Comes to his mother queen
The booming Of mighty cannon
(ThOugh the ocean roll betwccn)
Tell the whole wide world the story
Of the birth Of 4 baby King.
And shouts Of glad rejoicing
Make the very echoes ringi
But when our little ruler
Our little prince is born.
There may be only thrush to sing
The news to the ears Of corn!
And isn't II funny, children,
That some Of your hours are spent
(Though yon know II mott In school or ont
With our future President?
What il his clothes are shabby
What If his shoes are old!
What II he wears a tatcrcd cap
Instead Of a crown Of gold?
Let me advise you children,
To follow the Golden Rnlc;
Then some glad day you can proudly say
ny, We were friends at schOOl.'
Eva Best in Detroit Free Press
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-02-13
A BUBBLE STORY.
Toms Remarkable Adventure Among the
Clouds.

Toms Remarkable Adventure Among the
Clouds.
Tom was usually a good boy; but one
Monday. when his mother was washing,
he bothered her very much, and was
scolded several times for playing near
the great suds tub and getting his jacket
wet while making great mountains Of
pretty water bubbles.
After time, when his mothers back
was turned, Tom attempted to plunge
his pipe deep into the tub, intending to
bring up the bowl full Of suds. He sue
cecded in balancing his body on the
edge of the tub to reach forward, but
when he tried to raise the pipe and
drop his feet to the floor he 'lost his
head" as they say, through fear OF
q tumble and the possibility of being
discovered by his mother, and SO he fell
headlong, with splash, into the soapy
water.
He did not shout and cry-he was toe
much scared for that-but kept quie'
and thought over the best means o
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-02-13
ENCOURAGING TO PLoODERS.

The secret NJ One Remarkable Mans Sue.
cess-Iie Could Piod and Persevere.
Rev. DIR. William Carey. who was the
originator of the Baptist Missionary So
ciety Of England. and the great pioneer
of mission work in India, was born in
obscurity. Ills father was poor man,
and could afford him but little assist
ance. At an early age he was appren-
ticed to q shoemaker, and even after he
was licensed to preach, in consequence
of his poverty. he continued to work at
his trade. Notwithstanding the diff
culties which surrounded him, he was
diligent in the improvement of his mind,
and embraced every opportunity which
presented itself for the requirement Of
useful knowledge.
When he first proposed his plans to
his father in reference to his great mis-
sionary work, he replied:
civilian, are you mad?" And minis
tiers and Christian people replied to his
proposition: If the Lord should make
windows in Heaven. then might this be-"
His discouragements in first entering
upon his work in India were appalling
When he found himself without roof
to cover his head, without bread for his
sickly wife and four children. he made
up his mind to build a hut in the wilder
ness. and lived as did the natives around
him. There are many serpents and
tigers, but Christ has said that His fol-
lowers shall take up serpents," said the
undaunted man.
God did not call him to this sacrifice,
but to others, which required wonderful
courage and persistence, before he
achieved his final success, which has
made him famous the world over.
What was the secret that enabled the
shoemakers apprentice to become one
Of the most distinguished men OF the
age? What brilliant gift raised him
from an obscure position to one OF
honor and fame as the author of gram
mars and dictionaries, translations OF
the Bible and other works. He either
translated or assisted in the completion
OF twenty seven versions OF the Script
ures, requiring knowledge OF as many
languages or dialects.
He betrays the secret. In giving an
estimate of his own character, he
speaks Of himself with Christian hui
mility, but with full consciousness Of
results he has been permitted to
achieve. While not laying claims to
brilliant gifts Of genius, he says: II
can plod-I can perseyere.
He does not say, as we see so often
nowadays: Il could always manage to
get along and keep up with my class in
some way, without much study. Icould
jump at the meaning of my lesson, or.
| l can catch upa trade without years OF
hard labor" but: Il can persevere.
! Flooding boys, hold up your heads!
| You may seem to be left behind in the
race by your so-called smart COM
panions. Plod on. .iour progress
may be slow, hut do not be discour'
aged" Remember, 1.-The race Is not IL
WAYS to the swift "-Churchman.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-02-13
WHAT IS A KISS 2

Strange, Thrilling Mystery That the
Young May Study With Delight.
All, who can tell? Surely if any thing
in the world goes without saying" it is
kiss, and the more one says the farther
one seems removed from the true COM
prehension of the idea.
Viewed in the calm light of reason, .
kiss is rather an absurd, rather = disa-
greeable, certainly veryextraordinary
proceeding. Two people set their mouths
against each of:ser. contract and press
| the lips together ard emit q sound vary
ing from the explosion Of a toy pistol TO
Why, now, should any one have hit
upon this strange performance as an ex-
preston Of affection? WASH an unborn
instinct Of humanity, like eating or
| looking at ones reflection in ''mirrored
pools?' Did Adam kiss Eve. and did
she understand what he was attempting.
or did she fancy he was about to eat her?
A very strange, decidedly uncouth
proceeding, and vet how very natural
and how very common!
| What divers manners of kiss have been
invented since that Adam and Eve in
| auguration. Theirs would be the kiss
of tender and assured conjugal devotion;
we'll, that is very nice and very satisfy
ing to the feeling, but then there is the
timid experimental kiss of the newly
declared lover and the faint responsive
kiss Of the gentle beloved, and there is
the mad burning kiss Of passion, and
the quivering kiss of separation when
loving hearts are rent asunder, and
there is the cold kiss of despair, pressed
by bloodless lips upon an icy brow-the
kiss Of death that all Of us have at some
time felt through our hearts core.
Then there is the tender and emotion
less kiss of friendship and loving kin
ship, and the light touch Of ceremony
as in French fashion, we family brush
the cheeks of our dear five hundred &C
quaintances, and there is the enforced
kiss of relationship that is not loving
or of the husband and wife who still
keep up the form from which the lif,
has hed; and there is the kiss of lovin.
reverence for the hand of the monarch
or the priest, or the holy relic or tomb
and there are grades and shades Of al
these almost innumerable, and We
after all there is but the ono kiss wcrtl
: the talking about, and that is the kis
Of love, pure and simple and mutual
the kiss which clings and trembles an,
throbs with delight, and yet is too nea
V heaven to know the stain of earth; tn
; kiss in which the soul swoons and We
resembles God; the kiss that one woul
: die in giving, and can give to only one
$ the kiss that once freely given bind
t two souls forever in one-no matte
what chances and changes" time ma
!, bring.
n The indescribable and yet the univel
y sal delight of love is as sweet to-day q
J. it ever was in Eden.-Mrs. Frank LIE.
!. lie, In Hoosieg.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-02-13
THE DAIRY.

Don't keep the COW in a dark stable.
Eternal gloom will affect COW as sure
~ ss it will affect human being.
Good butter means butter with good
flavor. Good food must give the flavor.
A writer recommends clover. Yes, that
is good. So is nice sweet, well-cured
fodder.
How much milk does 1t require TO
make pound Of butter? asks cores
pendent. 1t depends on the milk. Six
pounds Of some milk will make pound
Of butter. while it requires twenty-five
pounds and even more Of some milk to
do it.
Did you ever take notice how mighty
easy it Is to tell how to cure COW OF
milk fever, when she has not got 1t.
When she gets it the man who knows
all about curing it, does not know, as
rule. whether he Is afoot or horseback;
and the COW dies.-Western Rural.
With calves as with other young
animals the best results are obtained by
keeping them growing right along with
out any cessation. They need plenty OF
skinned milk with little oil meal
stirred into it. and after little the adj
dition OF oatmeal. With such food and
. good pasture to run in calves can
hardly fail to thrive.
Il. Cows fed moderately on cotton
seed the year round. never die Of muir
rain 2. Equal parts Of mutton snet and
kerosene oil will cure caked bag in cows;
apply warm. 5. Buttermilk and wheat
bran fed daily to hens will keep you in
fresh eggs the year round. 4. The
farmer that sells chickens, eggs and
butter, never has need Of credit.-South-
ern Farmer.
Every time Ichurn unripened cream,
reports II. r. Hopkins, Of New York. !
lose. When cream is trifie acid, it is
sufficiently ripened. prefer concus-
sion churn to friction churn. White
specks in butter come from coagulation
Of the milk. which settles to the bottom
Of the cans. They should be washed out
properly.
Professor Carroll says that ut the
suggestion of an eminent medical man
IN interesting experiment as to the
value of small doses Of chlorate Of pot.
.sh in increasing the milk Of newly.
;alved cows has been tried at the Nun.
ster Dairy School. The experiments
show that there was slight increase in
the average yield of milk during the
time the cows were receiving one
quarter ounce of chlorate Of potash pei
lay. The cows kept in good health dur
ng the experiment, and there was ar
increase in their weight, showing thai
;he increased yield of milk was not
brought about by any drain on the sys
tenn induced by the use Of chlorate O
potash.-Rural New Yorker.