Evening journal., 1890-05-14
ITEMS OF INTEREST

FRANKLIN PARKE-t OF course | shall
see you at the Symphony concert, Miss
Prayree2 Your aunt tells me that you
are devoted to music" Miss Prayree
"a visitor from Chicsgo)-"T Indeed am !
And its an orchestra Of sixty pieces, you
say2 Oh, | do so hope they'll play Down
Went McGinty Exchange
Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and
disgust everybody with your offensive
breath, but use DR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy and end 1t. so cents, by drug
gists. ~
A YOUNG woman began song, "Ten
Thousand Leaves Are Falling" She
pitched il too high, screeched, aud
stopped. Start her at FIVE thousand, p
cried an anctioneer. Exchange.
NEARLY everybody needs good medi-
cine at this season, to purify the blood
and build up the system. Hoods Sarsa-
parilla Is the most popular and successful
spring medicine and blood purifier. 1t
cures scrofula, all humors, dyspepsia.
sick headache, that tire / feeling.
SEE F. G. Hodges advertisement for
awnings.
GRINDsToNE-"Ki Kijordan, why is it
that decision from Supreme Court Is
always said to be handed downYD Xii.
jordan" Because it's always about some
fuss that has been kicked up. Chi
cago Herald.
You may never have chance again to
buy Creston lots at such low prices as at
present. Company's Office, 7l2 Market
street.
we LEE is laundryman on Chambers
street, Boston. And now "the girl ne
left behind hin" sings this Mongolan
version Of Fosters beautiful melody,
"0h, We Lee. we have missed you. -
Exchange.
SEE F. G. Hodges advertisement for
awnings.
You've Hopeful" Father what is the
meaning Of the 'operaY" "Father--"It
means work X II THAT'S what
| thought Now, can l opera you for
three dollars to buy couple Of tickets for
the comic work to.night2"
ooheththE new.
Daniel McCusker, No. 2i6 West Second
street, sells the genuine Kangaroo Shoe
for men. It's the best $400 shoe in the
market. It's strickly hand sewed.
ALTHOUGH the late Spanish tenor,
Gayarre, was the son of blacksmith and
worked at the forge himself in his boy
hood days, it cannot be said that he
forged his notes.
WHY continue the use Of irritating
powders, snuffs or liquidsg Ely's Cream
Balm, pleasant Of application and sure
cure for eatarrh and cold in head, can be
had for 50c. II is easily applied into the
nostrils, is safe and pleasant, and is
curing the most obstinate cases. It gives
relief at once.
FIRST Musician-"It's all nonsense to
say music soothes the savage breast.
played before Buffalo Bills Indians once
and they got so excited | had to stop
Second musician-"Ah, but why didn't
you let some one else do the playing2'-
New York Weekly.
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DIR. IDEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills. are
.aN SHt3 bNhViAlt penny ANJA plAAS hdAe.
Atdrnggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 N.
9thSt Phils. Ladies beware Of limitations.
"OuR John is the greatest fellow to
put off You ever saw. He procrasti-
mates, ehg" "Oh dear. no; don't think
John would do anything so bad as that
He only puts everything off That's the
worse ever heard anybody say about
him. Baltimore Herald.
THE proprietors OF Ely's Cream Balm
do not claim it to be cure all, but a sure
remedy for catarrh, colds in the head and
hay fever. 1t is not liquid or a snuff,
but it is easily applied into the nostrils.
II gives relief at once.