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The Irish standard., 1890-08-02
DEADLY JIM ALLISON.
Two Stories Of a Man Who Was Handy
With HIS Gun.

Two Stories Of Man Who Was Handy
With HIS Gun.
Chicago Globe: Perhaps as celebrated
in his way, as Doc" Holiday is Jim
Allison, who occasionally visits Chicago
He probably has as many bullets in his
body as he has teeth in his Jaws, and
though he is past middle age there are
lew men who would care to, meet him
in q rough-and tumble fight even now.
Several years ago, when Durango was
the toughest town in Colorado, or the
world either for that matter. Allison
had slight misunderstanding over a
same of CARDS with a Mexican. When
the misunderstanding WAS settled the
Mexican was dead. Such affairs were
too common to cause the authorities to
pay any attention to them. but Allison
concluded that a change OF base would
he desirable.
Several months later Allison was
seated at the dinner table in the princi
pal hotel in Albuquerque, N. M. The
Territorial Court was in session and the
hotel was crowded with guests. Pretty
soon Mexican, who turned out to be
the brother ofltheIman whom Allison
had shot in Durango, came into the
dining room andttook seat opposite to
him.
"Your name AllisoD?' asked the
Mexican.
.''Sure." was the response.
'.Then yo' are dead man." and the
nuzzle of a big forty-five navy revolver
crept up on the edge of the table. There
was loud report, q groan and the
Mexican rolled over on the floor dead.
Allison had spotted him for an enemy
sne moment be entered tho room. and
was prepared for him. AS soon as he
raised his gun above the table. but be-
fore he could. fire it, Allison had shot
him under the table. The guests left
their seats for moment, but as soon
as they found out what was the trouble
they resumed their meal, while the
landlord and his clerks carried out the
body.
If court had not then been in session
Allison would probably have never been
nolested. AS it was, however. a bench
warrant was issued, and a sheriff was
told to bring Allison into court at once.
He met him on the street as he was
riding out Of town.
s.. What's up noW2 What dye want
me for2"
3S8 ..On, it's only for killing the greaser.
i guess there won't be any fuss made
over 8 Al ].
All right. was the response. ST II
10 along. &
But you must give up your weapons.
zJim said the sheriff.
mi uch. 8D 'Ye think I'm tender
footl ounMy's coming % q pretty
/ Ill,II ~ klll y greaser without be
si1ill asnled 1p ffor II. q now you want
The Irish standard., 1890-08-02
These Letters are the Initials Of the
New Line Through Wyoming and
Idaho to the Pacific Northwest.

This line is composed Of the Chicago,
st. Paul, Minneapolis s. Omaha and
Union Pacific Railways. and reaches
more Far Western Cities than any other
line, as follows:
HALEY, Boise City, Lewiston. Moscow
and principal Idaho points.
Walla Walla, Colfax, Farminqton.
Rockford. Spokane Falls and numerous
+ Washington points. a.
Baker, City, Pend dleton, Portland and
principal Oregon points. Il 4
Ogden and Salt Lake City, thelargest
points in Utah. b. n. 5s 1,
San Francisco, Los Angeles and all
California points from Mt. Shasta 70
San Diego. sSs Y8s
And this line also reaches Butte,
Anaconda and many other points Ia
Montana. 4. II ia u Nj. sss, AZ mi
Also note that by this line accom-.
modations are furnished Ia Pullman
Family Sleeping Cars at very low rates
to holders Of second class TICKETS going
to Washington, Oregon and Cali fornla.
. When you get ready to 90 WI est, be-
fore deciding upon your route. call On
agents Of G.. st. r, Ne. & q. BY. who
will cheerfully furnish rates and infor-
nation about, through car service over
the h. s. LAKE SUPER1oR sesT (ss' (Ss
Union PACIFIc LINE and connnec ctions.
or tor pamphlets and maps "a
Is ! +; AsD w
General PaaseDge gers Il, 5t. tll sas
The Irish standard., 1890-08-02

General Lonestrset il ! convert y
The Catholic faith. 81 ss5#
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-10-22
U II 8 SIQub b.

= Sic beiben SD6ter beg @eianoten
pbelps babeu ii6 in Berlin Derlobt.
Die dltefte nit einem 2ieutenant &eitsr ;
bic iiinefte nit bem Baron Mebelbeim.
= Sn 2pon, 6ranfrei9, finbet I'm
Sabre 1892 cine Nusftellung Der @eis
benz Snbuitrie uub fit eleftrii9e Nppas
rate itait.
= Die 2otomOtiusn fhr bic 8abn
bon Saffa ua6 Seruialem finb in pbis
labeIpbia gebaut tuorDen.
= Sas Barrier ypstit Sournal"
tbeilt nit, oaB In 8elfort Elm Wann,
Namens Sietri9 unb beKen S6pefer,
berbaftet Dorben feien, tpeI9e angebIi9
oeutiGe Spioue Iein iOuen. Sn Diet.
ri6's 6auie follen GeitunssspI auf'
gefunben porben fein. Oietri1 unb
feline S6tpeHsr = beibt es tpirtte in
8emeinidaft nit einem betannten 5pis
on ytameus Stabl, um frnu36ff6e
Wilitdr. .@ebeimniRe an bic beutl6e &e.
gieruug su berratben.
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0Sas BET Wfaler g@meIpinief au,
GtaMmtiid1 er3Gblfe.

No. Sd bereilfe bamals ben bnnfs
len SrbtbeiI, I'm uorbereitenbe Gtubieu
fur mein neues panoramagemdIbe au
MAIDEN.
Wus ben NiItbaIe tpefimdris tpans
oernb bate iG bic lpbif9e Oaienfette
balb burdf6riiten unb mar auf elmer AT
duBerff in oas Sanomeer biuausqefd1o,
beren palmeninfel angeIanst. Inter
Der polmen fdattigem Dade 1aB ida
uno enttparf cine Gtia3e unb mie i'd
binausidaue in Der Wiiite llneuoIihteit,
tDerbe i'd sufdlie zines fi@ unftet am
Dori3onte bepegenben Bunftes getpabr.
r sd eoncentrire mein ganjes 5ebuer.
m6gen auf benielben unb merle balb,
oaB es ein srimmiser 2bpe fei, Der,
na6 geute aussebenb, in I9nellem
Sempo fcbnurifrads auf meine Dale
!oslduft, pabrlGeinlid I'm mid au frei>
fen. Sa lit gutter @atb tbeuer, bad1te
i'd So@ i'm nddfien Moment feierte
metne Gelitesgegenwart bereits ibreu
eetpobntea Sieg iiber ben pl0blid5en
Shreden.
sd ipannte flu9s bor Der Dale eine
groBe 2einmanb Don 80 Quabrotmeter
Jld6e auf unb maIte cine 5anomflse
barauf, uno ebe nod Der 26me auf
gh9fenf@uBweite anserannt mar, hattie
Id mid aud f6on binter meinem vleues
lten Werte" geborgen unb luQte burd1
cine tleiHe 2hde binaus auf meiner
Geino. Den &opf gu goben aeienft.
trabte er mod INNER brett auf meinen
Stanbpunft log. Do9 pI6bIid5 fob er
auf unb belt inne.
0a, tDie fuufelten bieIe furdibareu
S6menaugen! 2ange farrte bic 8eifie
auf mein Bib, itanb ia bod Dor Rur=
sem nod bic Dale 6a. Grimm unb
gnttduf@ung malte fi9 in bes 26pen
pbpiiognonlie, aus Der Die i9arfen 3db.
ne brobenb bIiutten.
,,Uerbammte fata morgana |" bralls
te Der S6we uuo bierfa9 branbete ber
Stimme 9@aq am 9immsIsgew6lbe.
Damn ma9te ber 96nig ber Sbiere
,,tebrt" unb trollte bapon. Sd aber
tuor gerettet."
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(SOrti.tuna foIat.)


Gin frnber bel Der 4rmee ffebsnber
WunoGr3t unb iebt bebeutenber Qr,t i'm
ohli9sn Soma, muBte unldngif auf els
nige Sase iein 9eim berlaHen; mdbs
reno Ieiner MbDeienbeit betam zines
Der Ginoer cine f6mere grtdItung, mos
raul feline Frau icfort cine ,Slaife
g@bamberlain's Cough Remebp@ boIen
!ieb. Wtit bem er3ielten &eIuItate mar
iie 10 sufrieben, oaB bel dbuIi9en ssdlIen
su Deri6isbenen 3eiien bieIeIbe Webisin
J 'gebrau6t pur6e. ytaG eigener ueber,
seusung bebauptet Der Nr3t, baB es bas
5uperIdiiieite prdparat gegen grtdltuua
Dnte unb before @rfOlse eraiele, aIs irs
9enb zines, mas er ie eebrauGt babe.
gu bsrfaufen bel R. Cohen & Co.,
9olteper & Son unb alien bebeutenben
Droguifsu.
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gprtbeile Der CHE.

Sn bem 9psieniiden @oltstalenber
lpri9t auf @runb zines rei6en Materis
aIs Or. 3ibner iiber ben ginfluf {
Der Gbe auf @eiunbbeit, Sc
bensbauer unb 2ebensglii d
10 erbaulid1, baB biellei9t einige bart,
gefottene Sunggeieuen babon weid
meroen. st greift ben 6erren an bic
Selbfiu6t, uno bas lit ia BEL ben Sung.
gefelen cine beionbers empfinolide
@eite. nWdbrenb Elm @bemann BIZ
NusfGt bat, GO Sabre alt au tperbea,
muB fi9 Gin Suuggeieue nit As Sabreu
begniiseu, unb tpdbren5 ber bierte She'll
Der @bemdnner 70 Sabre alt wir6, er,
reidi nur berawan3igite She'll Der Sung.
gefellen oieies glter.
Gie @riinoe ber na6gemieienen Idn.
geren 2ebensoauer Der 0erbeirat6eten
tueroen in elmer Neuse BON @ortbeilen,
tDel@e Der @beifanb ftir f6tperli@e unb
geiffige Gefunbbeit bietet. gefu6t unb
nambaft gemadt. 9abei Iegt Der Nrai
auf seetgnete @artung. PFege in &rani>
beiten. gu beren sIidliAet BegIei9ung,
unbei9abet bes Snbibibuums, belons
ionberes @ewi6t. @tets ober uirft in
geiunbbeitIi6er 8eaiebung bic gbe bors
tbeilbafter oeim mdnnli9en, ols beim
tDeibli6en @ei9le9t. Inter 100 Che
radnnern bringen 81, unter 100 6rauen
IL mebr, als unter ebenio bielen unber.
beiratbeten, ibr alter iiber 70 Sabre.
Wfan tulir6e irren, tDenn man bic ur,
lode biefer 9r6Beren Sterbli6teit bieIs
leidt in Der unregelmdBiseren 2ebenss
orbnung Der unberbeiratbeten iu9en
tpollte. SIN Gegentbeil, ie einge3oges
ner Der llnberbeiratbete Iebt, beifo frii.
ber fdeint ibm ieip 2ebensaieI geifedt.
0a@ ben In paris angeftelten grbe.
bunsen bat f9 ergeben. BOB innerbaIb
elmer gepiiien 3eitperiobe pur menise
Glofergeiffli6e unb 2Iofterfrauen bas
Mlter BON 80 Sabren errei6en; baB bic
Weltprieiier, rDel6e mebr 1reibeit, 0lier
tDerben, als bic MdnGe uno Nonnen,
uno bob bic Sasefol3en aus bem 2ais
entanbe ldnger leben, als bic @eiiiIi@en,
pdbrenb bic 8erbeiratbeten bic Idngife
Sebens6auer erlangen.
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@ahit fret.

auf Der 8dbn gum Grfplg tn bem aeben zines Mannes
III miten i'm gBese gum Sunsbrunnen ber @eiunbbei
autsepFGnst: aui tpeI@e @effe unset6rte @erbauunf
nno rsSeimdbser Stutlsans ~ erlansen unb Bu erbal
gen ftubtrte nnb bp@ 10 aberfiiiise Srase. Sc il
ouranS ntSpt not9wenbts, su bteiem 3ped bu braiid
@treneen gurstrmitteln Su sreifen Dteenisen, mel
@enase Gin Waittels peldes bic 9Birtans elmer Biz
@eodrme resurenbei 9rnet nit benen eineS Bic Geber
unc ben Masen drtenhen 6liyirs pereinist, 1T Spetz
ter Mtd9enbttterS, pe BON ben erIten men,tntI@en
Uuterttaen auseseben unb IauIenben BON unferen
ganes!enten dslt4 nit @ersnlsen be5eust rirb. Dit
9hfe pteIes trdis unb bpb milbe ipirfenben Grpeiz
3unsSmittels lit es m6sl&, benz 8e4ieI ber Gemperaz
tur Der 70 serne SeritOpuns ereus, eben 70 gut Irps
gu bteten, els bic aus Der a6rper6spptpn sntprins
9eneen Gnfdue bon Siloiitdt ju turiren, BON benen
leblt elm seiunoer 36rper niGt bcfreit it, Malarta,
Dpspeplle, 6beumatismuS unb Aierenleiben merben
eurd fas Siters fernsebalten, unb penn iapu ta,
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Rapitdn ipudte in lpeiten Bogen hber
bas Geldnoer unb beritieg fi1 gu Der
langen &eoe: yWenn mir tpieoer Elm
Gerl in's Waiier pur3elt, mag er ieben,
tpie er nadf9pimmt; id bpl' i'm niGt
berausl 8sritanben!
Dies n8erfanben" ri1tete fi9 an bic
Sauftumpaue oes Dpftors, tpelbe pl6be
LID erniiGtert Daren unb nit triibIeliaer
Miene an ben Wisberbele5ungsperiu@en
4Rtbeil nabmen. Ga9 5ebn Winuten
erbob fb bic. lndbtise Bruf beg
e9eintoOten unb Ger Nusruf: .gr
lebti" bra@te Wolfgang, meI9sr 2oni
aur Gaidte geleitet bate, mieber in bic
Ndbe bes Geretteteu. Dieter nierte erlt
feine @enOfen bI6be On, bann na9 eis
nef WeiIe beIebte id) fein @efi9t unb
er ia9te nit matter Stimme, SOL
Gu9 Ile ber penter!"
gta6 biefem frommen Wunlde fauer.
te er fid auiammen tpie ein Daurmel.
tbier, bas feinea Winteri9laf geuieBen
piu. Die llmltebenoen Iad5ten unb
3mangen ben untpiri6eu @efelIen auf.
auiteben, bamit er fi9 Der nafeu Gleis
Der entIebige unb gu Bett gebe. 8rum.
meub uno torfelno gelangte ct gum 60.
ger, no Der Deconomieratb ibn enttIei'
bette.
Nls Wolfgang unb 2oni am ndnRen
Gage plaubernb i'm G1atten Der 6eael
faBen, traien init i6ulbbemubter Miene
Der Sottor unb Detonomieratb su ihs
aen unD baten um Nergebung ihrer
Sdnben. SD maBte Sbnen non Soft
uab Re6tesmesen fir meme &ettung
banten, fagte Der Dottor i'm Some ber
3ertnirl6ung, aber mir ipdre tpobler
auf benz Meeresgruno. Dine SoOes.
tampf mar i'd nit einem 5@lage aus
oem pertradten 2eben gei9ieoen, nor
10 gut pie tobt unb aIler 6oraen
S9mersen unb pIadereien lebia, oa
muB fib in Sbnen bic beruiinl1te
8roBmutb regent sic pIagen H6 bis
aur grf66pfung ab, um mir bag Az ers
balten, mas i'd In ieber Giunbe germ
bon mir tuiirfe-bas 2eben. Men1deu,
bic ber gDein in cine tpiIbe Beifie bers
luanbeln fanH. follte man rubig eriau.
fen laflen, wenn iie i'm MaFer liegen.
Wdre Jbre &ettungstbat einem Wtir6is
geren 3u @ute gefommen, 70 bdtte i'd
test feinen pbpfif9en unb moraIiI6en
Rabeniammer 3u erbuIoen.
Nber Sic f6nnten allen sbpRf6en
unb moraIif6eu gutgIsiiuueen aus bem
Wsge eeben< f@er3te @olfeong, ueun
sic bic 3e9geIase auI Dem 6interfaffel
bermeiben DolIten.
Sic fpre6en bonn bislen Srinfen, obz
ne meiEeu Durit su tenueu. Gos
JIeif6 uno bic Seringe, nit benen mir
bier unler 2eben friiten, Rnb ia berart
bon Solitude our9trdntt, BOZ nein
Darf sum Gieber tuirb. SD sittere bor
ben tommenbeI 9asen, benn meine
gdarf6aft 1T eri@0pft unb bcr Neffe bes
2apitdns sibt feinen Sropfen auf 9re.
bit.
tSortfetuns foIst)
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P ARIs.

Der 1bptu8raPh go. IL unb IL
Wets@ommerceifraBe, nabe Der Bride,
bef@dftist nur &hnffler srifer 2laKe
uno liefert bic feinifen gilber In allen
mooernen GOrmen unb 9erhellunQss
meiien 5u raiiOnabIen Preiien.
3ur Iufnabme BON 9duiern, MnR9.
ten &c. wetben 6Initler nod irgenb
etnem 3beile Der Stabt ober bes @taaz
tes gei6idt.
giIcer perben bsrer6Bert. Wenbet
gu9 ni6t on Grenlbe, fonoern fragt
na9 unferen Club &aten.
gBir perlan9en feiue auBergem6bn.
llben Yreife uno garantiren alle unb
iebe Mrbeit. 31.7lim
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9as 0eroienft ffeot!

2Bt piniden nnferen Ritblrsern mit,utbelen, hat
MIR Dr. Rings neueS S&pinbiuatS Setlmittel berettS
iett elmer Retbe BON Sabren psrtaufen, ebenID Or
atnss Reue 9eber qtuen, Budlen8 arniea Gaibe uni
electric Bttters, uno eab mir niemals eilmitte rer.
fault baben, bic 10 gut rSebenH pher bic 70 aaaemeu
betrtebtst taben pe bieie gBr ,6sern feneu Guaens
bid, bic 6arans far hies Rittef sper 8stt su hber
neamen nnp no etS beret, eaS rerauSSdbte Gelb su.
rhdusahlen, penn ibrsm @ebrauhe feline befriebiasR,
ben 8enlate sefclst ub. Dieie Wtel perbanten ibr,
9roBe Yopularttdt tbren eisenen Uerbienien. Bun
9ertani In auen apebsten uno tn eer Drpsuen Grpb.
9dneluns ron Dreib, Gbpmplon u. So.
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ginS1Ie 6ter 6 nera.

&i6ter (5um 2Idser) 49,. llnb no,
tagt Sbr. bob Sbr ben Qnsstlasien mil
Gmrer Sau erlpifft babt 2"
Sldgcr: vgei Der Seibenbrude =
fat 5tuei Neilen Don meinem 9auie u
&i6ter gum anastlosten): .llnb
mas babt Sbr barauf 3u ertpioern ?"
Nngetlogter: s0err &atb es mar
nur elm @der3!4
Ri4ter: s5s6s Monat-bafiir, baB
Sbr ben S9er3 10 tueit getrieben babti"
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2afernenbofbIGtbeu.

llnteroifiSier: 8dumel, mas III benn
Der 3reis?
gdumel: Ser 2reis ilt cine in R&
lelbf gei@lofene 2inie, mo- ieber
punft -.
unteroffisier (untetbre9enb): Sic
bertratter @utfenlatidsr! Weroen mir
febt ba eine Stunbe 8orlsiung baIteu
iiber ben 2reis - Sic 9reispbplitus
Sic Sas fag' i'd SbHsn uiel tiirser !:
Der Rreis is bic i6baife trumme 81.
ME, bic mer babeH = unb bamit punt.
tum!
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Wsartin's gduf, 4. stpre

bsfiHbst ii@ in ber 9Ouiiop etrobe,
nabe Mabnde's 0oteI.
Der neue, bo9elegante 8orratE, bic
biligen preiie = ba nur gum Soften.
preiie perfauft iuirb - foipie bic auf.
merfiame Se0ienung, bilbeu bic allsi.
rige Weranlafuug, naium ii9 Martins
S1ub Store zines ioI9en 3uipruds
bon Seiten oes pu5Iifums erfreut.
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9 riefs elite.
$ uIa nbifde:

Soicpb adermanu-M Minnie gaa IS 8II.
der - 8 3 8int - iJrau Rofa Slider s. 9
Saub = Mib IQ 9 Sanien p Sarolo SER.
mann-S Sophie Sadie - albert 8abn - Sobu
Sfatbmann-M Martba aelIer-R IS Seller o.
Gannp Mann-S 3 Nainfelb-S WsIms (2)
freb Noslin - Orig Della Mobbart - Wit
@miIie MulIer - Dabib Oppenbeimsr - NIeI
&insbOfer o. eeOn Studenbolt SuIiui
S9r0ter-S 8 8eiu
AuSIdnbif4e:
abolpb 8srins-Gb. Miuer-6ermann s(of
s anibslsfb-S S6ind-Scs SdraffI-gbas
&aIter.
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8ef6eibeu.

2ieuienaut: pWdre i'd ni9t Sd, 10
Dhrbe i'd Sic, 6rdulein Slono, nm
Sbr pDraniibales @liid beneibeal" I'm
,uel6es ppr1mi6ale Glad, 6err 2ieutes
nant 2"-sg Bon mir--seliebt su lein /"
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pfiffig.

&aufmanu: Stun, mein 2leiner,
mas pilIft Su 2"
Sunge: r5tir so pfeunig Gprup!"
2aufmarn (na6bem er benz 2Ieinen
bos Verlangte gegeben): $50, TOO baft
Du 6enn oas 8elb 2"
Sunge: sSm SOpf b'rin!"
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6 d | q u.

Die Jungen finb unse3Dsen getpeien.
Ser Toter erf6eint nit benz StOde un6
nimmt suerft ben fleinen Grib Dor. .0o.
ter, BaterI" f6reit bieier unter ben 6ies
ben, pf4on Sid bod H.. Tran3 unb
9einri6 fOmmen ia aud nod b'ranl"
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~ piquefeine Mdntel uub .yadets
nit pliii@ befsbt gum balten preile bel
9. Oeutf6 & 60.
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1ar 500 Cadets aller 9lrt unb @,bs
BEN, bic Den boppelten preis mertb
lino, ftir $3.50 bel 6. Deutf@ &
60.
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5 q 70

ga o.
&ummel: uDsnfs Sir, gole9a, mein
9ausberr III nit Sem Gins bsruuterees
gangenl"
Bummel: ryii9t m69li9l"
&ummel: rNa ia = aber iiber bic
Stiegel"
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Sn elmer reidsldnbii1en 16beren
Wdb9eni6ule eebo6te Der 2ebrer In
Der @eograpbieffunbe Der beriibmten
GrforfGer beg ,fnntlen gDelttbeiles. /"
Ils cine 99iilerin nun gefragt purbe,
mas fie bon @tauleb niiIe, erfoIgte
bic prompte unb bieliasenbe Mntmort: !:
D@r bat f!@ ftir3lld berbeiratbet!"
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&nntortfi(6es.
StoBieuf3er zines 6auIens
3erS.

nD6s muBi fas'n, beut' tpdr's mir
IdOu in Der idledieiten Gneipe lieber.
als ba bel ber auerf16nifen Nrbeit |"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-10-22

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-10-22

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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1890-01-22
Look n. Your Nose.

A somewhat singular fact has been
observed with reference to the shape
of the nose, or rather, the setting of
1t in the face, so TO speak. To be strictly
correct, from the artists point of view,
the nose should be exactly in the mid
die of the face, and at right angles
with line from the pupil of one eve
70 that of the other. As a matter of
fact, it IS rarely or never found thus
placed; it is almost invariably little
out of ''the square, and the fact OF It
being. so is often that which lends a
peculiar expression and piquancy to
the face.
A medical writer points out that
there are anatomical reasons why a
slight deviation from the true central
line may be expected, and that the
nose which is found TO be centrally
located" and accurately straight be-
tween the two eyes may, after all. be
considered an abnormal one, the only
absolutely true and correct organ be-
ing, in fact, that which deviates a lit
tie either to the right or left--St Louis
ReDublic
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1890-01-22
A Pair OF Pant. In Seven Years.

Ignorant foreigners who open bank
accounts probably give bank clerks
more trouble than any other class of
depositors. These people all seem to
have an idea that their money is fled
away in a pigeon hole for them, and
IS kept there until they want it They
often drop in and ask the receiving
tellers If their funds are all right. to
be on the safe side. One of the big
national banks has a large line Of
Chineee deposits on hand, and some
of the celestials anxiously watch their
deposits grow until they accumulate
sufficient funds to enable them TO re-
turn TO China and pass the remainder
of their days in affluence.
A certain Chicago Chinaman has
quite deposit at the bank in question.
and he knows the receiving teller so
well that he ventures to call him by
his first name. About twice month
the Chinaman calls on his friend and
says; ''HalloO, Challie-my money all
yite1" The teller always replies that
it is intact Can see it7-' asks the
celestial. Just put il back in the
vault this moment, Wing" is the re-
ply. Il get no intlest1' inquiries
Wing. ''1f you leave it here seven
years you get a pair of pants, y says
the teller. Then Wing grins and goes
out, satisfied that his funds are in
good hands. Chicago Herald.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1890-01-22
a rale WHEN n rrornl.

Some young fellows" said Gen.
George a. Sheridan, were telling
stories and having hilarious time
An old gentleman sat a little apart,
and seemed unable to join In their
merriment. lie was rallied on his
rnoroseness and requested to tell a
story.
Il don't know any stories in your
vein, my young friends, said he, but
will relate a little incident with a
moral. There was once little bird.
He had flown about all one long, cold
day trying to find something TO eat.
But his search had been complete
failure, and late in the afternoon he
flew home, weak and disconsolate.
and climbed feebly onto his perch.
about ready to drop with fatigue and
hunger. He was nearly ready TO drop
when he detected a dead sheep which
Providence had placed over in the
bushes. he climbed down from his
perch, hopped over and managed to
climb up on the sheep. There he
pecked and pecked and pecked away
until his little craw was filed with
nutritious, if unsavory, food. Then
he felt much better. He tapped his
wings and hoped nimbly about. and
finally flew back to his perch. Then
his little throat swelled with gratitude
and he sang all the songs he knew and
tried to sing several he didn't know,
when a hunter came along, leveled
his gun and shot him.
THE old gentleman seemed 10 have
finished his story. But the moral.
What is the moral7' asked the young
man.
The moral, my young friend, is:
Ii you will eat carrion, don't crow
over 1t. Washington Post.