Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1890-01-31
LOCAL AND GENERAL
Pass it Along.

| asked her what paper she preferred,
And W armly kissed her cheek,
Then pressed her hearts reply:
.'Sas, darling, can't You speakf
She moved little closer then,
And answered: Lovely Sir,
The one of all that suits me most
Is the Wayland Register
-wayland Register.
Just kiss her on the other check,
Sec what she thinks Of that.
Then press her for an answer.
And she'll say the Democrat!
Livingston Democrat
Kiss her on the cheeks, forsooth,
When lips were made for men;
Just bite her with your big front tooth,
And she'll say the CITIZEN!
flood morning-ker chew, ker-chew.
The grip is called schaffkranheit IN
Germany
The doctors are as busy as army sur
geons, after battle.
And now you don't need handle to
your name to get the grip.
Turning whiskcy into men is not look
ed upon as miracle.
So this world has been grdled i'll ~
days. No matter-you can 60 to the next
world in less time than that
a Pennsylvania man wants divorce
because his wife danced for joy when he
t,......I l,;s fnocr nH
a passenger engine is said to consume
about 90 pounds of coal per mile, and a
freight engine about 90 pounds per mile
a brakeman named Ilaggerman wa
killed by an accident on the 7. d W. neal
Valencia last Sundpy night.
With the exception oi few days thii
Winter has been like Waterbury watch
principally Spring.
Judge Taylor Of Vcnango county, j
sick. and Judge Henderson took his place
on the bench.
AT the meeting of the Live Stock lns
Co. Tuesday afternoon the old officers were
reelected.
Mr. Lewis Nc ching now has the pro
dnce and fish market in the the Brad
building.
A committee of Butler ladies expec
to have Belva Lockwood lecture in Butle
on the 18th and 10Th of February.
EVERY now and then we meet ma
who would do good deal Of good in th
world by dying
-Th.eo men answering the description
of Mrs Ruderts murderers were latel
seen ut Portland, Maine.
The angels of charity have discovcre
some needy cousins and are supplyin
their wants.
Send 10 cents (Which amount may !
deducted from first order) TO James Vicl
seedman, Rochester, n. T., for copy I
his Guide.
-",rhe face of the Empress Augusta
she lay III hcr colIH was Phic. '""
Dispatch That's strange, too, conside
ing shc was dead
Two Belgians "pitchcd on to
Frcnchman, in Springdale, Wednesdt
night, knocked him down and broke OF
of his legs
The Springfield Republican says tn
"a strong infusion Of boncset taken col
four times day, half an hour before mca
and Just before retiring, has routed "tl
grip and lett the system clear and invi
Grated.
An exchange wisely remarks: "Wi
some people the smaller foundation for
the greater the hustle" This is doubl
barrelcd remark; it will do for philosopl
aud might be mistaken for fashion itci
We have lately heard several farmt
complain Of their horses being lamcd
Butler by tromping on nails in our stree
and alleys. Store-keepers who open box
on our sidewalks should see that no O
nails are swept or thrown into the stree
or alleys.
That is an amusing story that story
''rhc Nomination on our first page, al
our Democratic brcthcrn can take less
from it, How different the method I'll
pertains among the Republicans of d
county who allow every candidate
"work out his own salvation"
Mr. j. G. Summers of Philad'a., arr
ed at E'reeport last Saturday, with thl
hundred men and all the paraphernalia
go TO work on the Rough Run branch
the West Penn Railroad, which is un,
contract to be finished to Rough Run
July ], 1890. Boarding houses, stab
and shantics viii have to bc built alo
tho route, as there are no convenient
along the rough route where the road il
be built
Circus clowns are now devising
Jokes with neither rhyme nor rcas'
And are also mcmorizing
Claatnut1 for the gumnpr geagnn