River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-09-11
PITH AND POINT.


After 81 ending an hour with pref
ty fool. hoE refreshing homely people
are-Atchison Globe.
When the house DOG banks at the
milkman in the morning it is sure
sign of hydrophobia. Louisville Cou-
rier Journal.
Only one wolf has ever gone around
in sleeps skin, but many a sheep has
travelled for miles and miles in VOLTS
skin. News
The woman who carries pins in her
mouth is supposed to be closely related
to the man .'wlro didn't know it was
loaded. Rams Horn.
Good advice is worth much more
than money, but Jones says that some-
how he can not make his creditors see il
in that light.-N. Y. Ledger.
Are you really become a Socialist,
WHIP" .No, indeed" "But you told
Jack you had" ''oh we'll, was dead
broke then. Yankee Blade.
How does your girl treat you,
John" asked the mother. "She doesn't
trea me at all. mother; / am Obliged
TO treat her every time. boston Cou-
rier.
When a man thinks himself gent
US he let's his hair grow long; when a
woman thinks she has mission to full
fill in life she cuts her hair short. IN.
/ Y. Ledger.
! A man recently committed suicide
/ in England because he thought his wife
was too good for him. This will be
queer reading to some Americans.
Rams Horn.
! why are you drinking that black
coffee?" Because have the headache.
THE headache? Why don't you do as
i those do who have the tooUhache? Why
don't you get it filled. "-Fliegende Blat-
/ ter.
| Mrs. Winks-"What kind of girl
have you now?" Mrs. Minks -
very nice one-ever so much nicer than
/ to having us live in the house with her
at AIN. y. Weekly.
| After the Dinner was Over.-Nuli-
wed-''What an absurdity it was that 8
bachelor should reply to the toast of
1 The Ladies' He can't know any thing
about emf Enpeck-'Can't, eh! Why
do you suppose he is bachelor?"-
/ ton Times.
Owner Cooking disconsolately down
the row of vacant houses) MOT one
gone vet, Marks?' Marks (the agent,
brisklY).-''No. Something must be
done. I'll put sold in the windows of
two more of them tomorrow morning. ("
! -Harper's Bazaar
-Charles-.I don't see you very often
lately, George. Where do you spend
your evenings?" George--(clerk in bust
ness office) -"We've been balancing our
| books. and there was mistake of three
\ cents discovered on the balance sheet,
and I've been trying for the past week
/ to discover where the mistake lies -
Blade.
An old gentleman who had at
tanned his one hundred and second
year was thus greeted by friend:
Good morning, Mr.. Shiles, how
does a man feel after no has en-
tered his second century?' THAT all
| depends" my son, said the venerable
seer, that all depends upon how he
/ spent his first one"
Practical Mother-"My daughter,
now that you are engaged to be married,
/ YOU should endeavor to become more
| familiar with the details of housekeep-
| ing" Daughter-'That's just what I'm
doing, ma. / learned to-day that chew
ing-gum is a splendid thing for mending
/ old tinware. N. y. Weekly
Miss Beauty-(at a chu rich fair)-
Don't you want some pen-wipers, Mr..
| Bach?" Mr. Bach-'Naw-at a dollar
apiece, / presume?" Miss Beauty
'Oh, no. The minister said we must
not charge more than we thought the
| things were worth. These were made
| by that horrid Miss Pert, and ! think
they are worth ten for a cent IN.
| WeeklY.