The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-07-20

affords. He has converted the basement
OF the building adjoining the old office
into another dispensary for Justice and
the letting OF real estate, and now the
Judge rests daily in the shade Of the little
tree awaiting customers.
Policemen Mcguire and Cratzberg are
enjoying their vacations. The latter is
spending his time infishing and concoct-
lug piscaCorial stories with which to edify
his associates on his return. Mcguire has
gone TO Pennsylvania, and some of the
boys are mean enough to assert that he is
there to visit some OF the HMoliie Nc
Guires, associates Of former days.
Who is dead?n asked neighbor, Nom
day morning, of George DaUm on Oak
land avenue as he glanced at the latter's
flagstaff. George looked up and saw a
rattered flag at halt mast which some
practical joker had raised during the
night Scott in Himmeli, - said George,
Nose Newton must have done that. :"
But he was mistaken. The captain
stayed home that night George now
concludes that the chap who took Coro-
ner Murrer's sign into Squire Thomp-
sons Office and SO adjusted it that when
he closed the door the sign would drop
under the lock to keep the Squire out,
was the one who raised the flag. Squire
Thompson is looking for the joker; SO is
Coroner Murrer
Dave Jarvis says fry, with the accom-
paninent OF punch IN the neck, is worth
just $50. The price may be raised.
Sunday special police protection has
been Withdrawn from Frederick Henn's
saloon.
Andy Boyle is candidate for the re-
nomination for Assembly from the Eight h
District. There is no doubt of his nomina-
ton and reelection.
Martin Wards pony looked as proud as
If he had eaten a breakfast of oats a few
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House. Martin had on new hat The
pony appreciates strange things.
IL is feared now that the extremely jul
dicial expression on Justice John Pelou-
bet 8 face will cause him to be mistaken
for Chief Justice Beasley and create trou-
BILE for the lawyers.
A petition is being circulated by Con.
Rooney to raise a sum Of money to buy
some fat for Jimmy Lynch. Con. says If
Jimmy remains so thin ne will have to
wear glasses TO be able TO see him. Stop
eating water melon, James.
Take notice Ali persons not candi-
dates for lunatic asylums are hereby
warned thai Joseph Smith, law student,
makes his daily speeches to Counsellor
Tom Noonan's desk and chairs at ten
O'Clock in the morning The effect OF the
electric shock of J0e's speeches is abso-
lutely incurable. Be warned and pass
BY on the opposite side of the street.
1neIC 5SIc SGL3C DcOpl05 WliO Dcllef6
Freebooter Pfingsten is the orator of the
Board -but-but-did they ever hear
Freebooter Noonana
Dick Garrick is a curious combination.
He is O genuine, tip top. real good fellow,
and at the same time the crankie st crank
of all the cranks that are dom iciled at
the Court House. But he don't mean it,
Poor Mike Kelleheri His face has
been a sad and melancholy one ever since
he first saw Ed Gritten wear q white
high hat 1t makes Ed look so hand
some that Mike cannot help being envi-
GUS This is dull season, too, and fines
are scarce in court
Justice Thompson declares in horri-
bly, solemn manner that the first chance
he gets he will fine Captain Nose New
ton $40 for contempt of court Nose
ought TO bring back those spectacles.
Under Sheriff John McPhillips cannot
dance q can-can very gracefully, but,
Great CBsarl how he can waltz after a
fugitive from justice.