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Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

I asked her about al old singer who
used 10 be with her. She said. He Was
remOVa 10 ze ocean. where he keepa ze
lighthouse. Re learn 10 himself how TO
manage ze lighthouse one seasong; then
ne try by himself To star"
Now, II she would do some Of those
things on the stage, il would pay her
first rate.
Last week | visited Wyoming a good
deal and net many old friends, al OF
whom shook me warmly by the hand as
soon as they saw me. visited the capi-
tol. and both houses adjourned for an
hour out OF respect 10 NV memory. /
will never say anything mean Of q mem
Der Of the legislature again. A speech
OF welcome was made by the gentleman
from Crook county, Mr.. Kellogg. the
Demosthenes OF the coming state. He
made statements about me that day
which in the paper read almost as good
and truthful as an epitaph.
Going over the hill. at Crow creek,
whose perfumed waters kiss the livery
stables and ahattoirs at Camp Carlin,
three slender Sarah Bernhard coyotes
came toward the train, looking wistfully
at me as who should say: "Why. part
ner, how you have fleshed up" Answer
ing them from the platform Of the car, |
said: Go east, young men, and flesh up
with the country" Honestly and seri-
ously, do think that il the coyote would
change Off and try the soft shell crab for
awhile. he would pick right up.
When | got TO Laramie City the vel
come was so warm that it almost wiped
out the memory OF my shabby welcome
in New York harbor last summer on my
return from Europe, when even my band
went back on me and got drunk at Coney
Island on the very money had given
them to use in welmning me home
again.
Winter has been little severe along
the cattle ranges, and deceased cattle
may be seen extending their swollen alb
domens into the bright, crisp air as the
train rapidly whirls one along at the rate
Of seven to eight miles per hour. The
skinning Of a frozen steer is something
TO which | alluded awhile ago. Col.
Buffalo Bill, who served under Washing
ton and killed buffalo and baby elephants
at Valley Forge. according to an Italian
paper, should have put this feature into
his show. Maybe he will when he reads
this. The COW gentleman first selects a
quick yet steady going mule, then he
looks FOR 4 dead steer. He does not have
10 look very far. He now attaches one
end OF the deceased to some permanent
object. This is harder TO find than the
steer, however. he then attaches his
rope 70 the hide OF the remains, having
cut IL with his knife first. He next starts
the mule off, and mile or so away he
discovers that the hide is entirely free
from the cold and pulseless remains.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

Sometimes A cowboy tries 70 skin
steer before the animal is entirely dead,
and when the former gets back to the
place from which he was kicked he finds
that he has fine new set II whiskers
With which TO surprise his friends
The Pacific roads have greatly i'm
proved in recent years, and though they
10 not dazzle one with their speed they
are much more comfortable 10 pass a
few weeks on than they were when the
eating houses. or many Of them, were IN
the hands of people who could not cook
very vel. bat VINO made a good deal Of
money. Now you can eat from good
buffet car at your leisure or a first class
dining car. or you can stop OF and get
good meal. CT you can carry few hens
and eat hard boiled eggs al over your
neighbors.
"a not think people on the cars ought
q keep hens. It disturhs the other pas
sengers and is anything but agreeable 20
the hers. Close confinement ia never
good for a hen that ia advanced n years.
and the cigar smoke from the rear Of the
car hurts her Voice. 7 think.
California viii. no doubt, be the theme
for ny next letter. if there should be no
delay ia getting through do rot know
exactly upon what features I viii treat.
bus whatever they mar Be. the article
VII Be interesting and thrilling IN the
extreme. abounding in rich soFd pict-
urss ard bright metaphors which viii
hold the reader by the coat button. en-
tranced and spell Bound. ul the entire
article Is Sree.iily snapped I'D. Mean
vhiie time maF drag a little With the
reader. bat something elsa nay furb up
e. taka his attention from the ucnotonv.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
IIappN Itoo.lerr.

VIM. IlmmOns, postmaster Of Ida
Vile, Ind, writes: Electric Bitters has
done more for me than all other medi-
clnes combined, for that bad feeling
arising from Kidney and Liver trou-
bic" John Leslie, farmer and stock
man OF same place SAYS; Find Electric
Bitters TO be the best Kidney and Liver
medicine: made me feel like a new
man." j. W. Gardner, hardware mer-
chant, same town says: Electric Bit
ters Is just the thing for man who is
all run down and don't care whether
he lives or dies" He found new
strength, good appetite, and felt just
like he had a new lease on life. Only
SOC a bottle, At Peck Bros. drug store.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
r4g nosss Aucr.oNgsn
Ia -s Em<rEsaSy he l. czIa~d - 10 Sel
= P1zao.

Ia - Em<rgs1Sy ~ L. CzlaSc a. ~ Se1
q Pi@s0-
Tie regular 4uctLoneer was II ard N
the emergency The slcl-Oneer from the
horse stables aeFoss the street consented
70 act IN hls place. A ~ cTow4 cf peo-
PIE nlled the room y bid on = LOO II
household goods that had been adver-
used for sale A piano was tie hrst
thing onered.
Nov. ladies' and gents. sad the horse
aucJioEeer. IS ne mounted tie block. =
wish 70 cal yer attention y dls Inaglaln-
cent PlaneF-forte. / have lts pedigree
here, which wil be furnished ~ the
purchaser, an he vii be surprised 81
what he has bought. l would call yer
particular attention 70 its c0lOr-a beau
tful mahogany lay, one Of the most
beautiful and desirable oOlors dat kin Dc
selected. Dis pizner hasn't got a spot or
blemish. IL Is warranted 70 wogS dou-
bic or single. Examine Il closely for
ringbone. spawn or quarter erack. VIII
some one Ia the audience please step 10
de front and test is winds'
A young man who combed his hair
pompadour and had Wild look IN his
eyes eIbowed through the crowd, and,
taking a seat on the stool, ran his fingers
over the keys. then through his pompa-
douT. hitched tho stool little closer.
found one Of the pedals and began 10
thump out a tune.
What do you think of dat lick, ladies
an gentsy' said the auctioneer, as he
looked triumphantly around the room.
Ever SEQ anything purifier den dat IN yer
lives? Never skip or a break. Dat
gaiI's good fer eco anywhere. Now,
what am | bid? Remember, whoever
buys dis pianer buys pedigree yard
long"
The ladies in the crowd looked at the
auctioneer in some wonderment, and tax
ing this for silent admiration be directed
his remarks To them directly:
Now, ladies, here's pianer dat | kin
recommend TO yer on de dead square.
Dis is single foot instrument dat doesn't
shy or scare at de cars. Jest as easy AS
a rockin' chair. Gentle as lamb.
Doesn't kick or bite. Will de gent let 'er
II round once more for de benefit of dc
ladies!'
The young man on the stool "let 'er GO
again, this time pounding out Where Is
Ny Wandering Boy Tonight" and sew
eral other things of equal artistic merit.
Now, ladies and gents" said the auc
tioneer, when the young man paused for
breath, "dat's performance dat speaks
for itself. Remember dis pianer is jest
off Of grass. Hasn't been handled for
six months. What am bid!"
But there was no bid.
The ladies went out OF the room by
twos, threes and fours, and left only the
men TO enliven the occasion by calling
out, "Let 'er go once under the saddle"
etc.-New York World.
His Bungling Apology.
Miss Kajones-It's all over between
Mr.. Hankinson and me, Irene.
Miss Garlinghouse-Did you have a
quarrel, Laura?
"N-not exactly. He impudently
snatched kiss the last time he called
that's all"
"You resented the liberty, of course?"
Certainly did"
"And didn't he apologize properlyT
"No! He-he said it shouldn't happen
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Beecham's Pills cures Sick Headache


1t is the current report about town
that Kemp's Balsam for Sore Throat
and Lungs is making some remarkable
cures with people who are troubled
with Coughs, Sore Throat, Asthma.
Bronchitis and Consumption. Any
druggist Will give YOU trial bottle free
OF cost. It's guaranteed TO relieve and
cure. The large bottles are SOC and 81.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
Don't Pay Till You Are Cured.

Blind, bleeding, internal and externa
piles, tissure, fistula and rectal ulcers
cured, or no pay. Treatment painless
references. Examination free. Lake
side physicians room IS, Porter block,
1921 MonrOe-st. Hours-9 to ), daily;
Tuesday and Saturday evenings, to 9;
Sundays, 10 to /.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

.Cspyraxll. lsso. ~ Z " sys.l
H1uI1s - SAT- LAxN = rsz rEAzgroaH
80 s1As. - - -. NaAssgsz
@s CFpcSErzlfT goCC Azks
The paSt weak las bssn one 0t great
personal interest, although e a4s bad
Ittis eftsct on pablio Affairs. I have
o-sn Visiting ny Old haants IN Colorado
and Wyoming after about ssyen Years
u absence. | have also Teen Ia Utah,
Nhsrs spring has coals Ia ghs rich valley
Of the Jordan aad the glossy clackblrd,
with einz ~ name. soOots E4yly from
boagl % bough. defliY dsci4ring his af-
fecaons right AMI left and acquiring
alSre wives than he c4a support, thea
clearing hls record By Claiming ~ have
had revelation which made Il AL right
one cannot sauE no eFes 90 the fact
thar there IS great rsal estate activity
this sprlng la the vest. Il has taken the
place ~ mining and stook, Judge, and
everywhere you near and see men with
their heads together plotting against the
poor rich u1an. Yesterday in Salt Lake
! saW the sign, Drugs and Real Estate.
presume II meant medicine and a
suaL reeidence loo Ia the cemetery.
ln early days Ira Denver Henry c.
Brown. then in the full hush and yigor
~ manhood had some talk with the
agent of ths AtchisOu stage line for
ticket back O. AtchLsOn, as he was heart
broken and homesick Hshad q quarter
secfion Il land. with heavy growth Of
prairie dogs on it. and nc had almost
persuaded tho agent u swap him a stage
ticket for this sage brush conservatory.
when he gently backed out Os the trade.
Mr Brown then SAT- him down on the
Sidewalk and cried bitterly.
Ilat tel tbs 70 show how easily some
men weep. AtchisOn Is az present so
dead that a good cowboy, with an able
mule, could tie % is tail and. putting
his spurs % the mule. Jerk loose the en-
tire peit at any time, while Brown addi-
non % Denver IS worth anywhere from
one and half 10 two millions Of dollars.
When Mr. Brown weeps now II Is be-
cause MS vicruals are too rich and give
him the gOut BE sold prairie dogs
enough % fence the land In 50 that it
could not blow into Cherry Greek vale,
and then he set 20 work earnestly TO
~ait Tor the property TO advance. Find
lng that he could not sell the property at
-ay price. be. with great foresight, con-
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
Rucklen's ArnIca SaIye

The best salve IN the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns and all SKIN eruptlons, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
ton or money refunded. Price 25cents
per box. For sale by Peck Bros, drug
gists, corner Monroe and Divlsion-sts.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

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That sre ras z - sso,e
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rT-v sr~st r1cEce~srt
W-asd krrT xs~e ao sr-
r---siff;s w~->cs sre Tz~s
Tne nast wi,s -sesr~ sar ssEa
F1f frsl she ~r,er 7cor ~ ascz
IN ST r1ez khls zzs cA.-S
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
The Way the Cat Is Jumping.

Mrs. Longhed Bakstreet-Didnt your
brother Henry's second wife have a cou-
sin whose sister-in-law lives in Chicago?
DIR. Longhed Bakstreet-I think so.
Whyl
Mrs. Longhed Bakstreet-Well, 1t
strikes me 'twould be good plan to find
out where she lives. and invite her to
spend week with us. Then, after the
fair opens, we can take all the children
and 60 to Chicago for good long visit.
See?-Puck.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
Advice TO Mothers

Mrs. Wlnsiow's Soothing Syrup should al
ways be used for children teething. IL soothes
the child. softens the gums. allays all pala
cures wind collie, aud Is the best remedy for
di6rTh9a- stcents a bottle.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
Two R~s~mhianc<s.

Dolley ia as tail az ladder.
McCrackle-Yes and he is ike a lad
der in another respect, too.
What Is that
"You can see through him. "-Ysno-
vines News.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
Entitled to the Best.

All are entitled to the best that their
money will buy, so every family should
have at once bottle of the best fam
lily remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse
the system when costlve or bilious.
For sale in soc and $l.00 dottles by all
leading druggists.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
tester - b e go.

better notices IN the paper.
Patti Is noG locking 80 vel this season
a. shs did when my father took ne % ses
her "A Ihs prime of her lie. though
getting quite pan, : costs Is I4ch %
sss her 4s ever il did Her voice h3s =
usetaLllc, o. rather bi-n2stalllc. riug u i
EoS adzys. and she misses X - nOt work
ing - more topical songs ard bright
LzLan gsgs.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
Sick Headache.

Loose's Red Clover Pills cure Sick
Headache, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, and
Constipation. 25c per box, 5 boxes
for 81. For sale by White d White,
druggists, Morton House block.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
Tnu@strian Item.

vanderchump-I don't see Dudely rid
ing in the park any more.
vanderclam-No. he has quit Il.
Sworn or
"No. he fell of and broke his neck. -
Texas Siftings.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
III. p.nr.rou. to study Ono. Sell.

Il cawn't for the life of me see" said
Gus Dc jay. what some people were
put on earth foh."
''My dear Mr.. De Jay said Miss Pep
perton, "you shouldn't cultivate this un-
fortune habit Of introspection. Wash
ington Post
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

the liver and kidneys is bad drainage
to the human system, which Burdock
Blood Bltters remedy.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

Salesman fholding up a vasef-This is
exceptionally 6ne. al hand painted.
Small Sister (sooTnfullyl-Ihats aoth-
iaz. 60 Il the back q our house Life.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

Do not despair OF curing your sick
headache when YOU can 60 easily ob-
tam Carter's Little Liver Pills. They
viii effect a prompt and permanent
cure. Their action Is mild and natural.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

"Ah. sir. I've seer better daTs,~ aid
ths begsar, pifeouslY.
50 have I said 81 inks Its very
nshstv todsv. .-Nsw YORK s.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
Crain.Ilour.F Feed.

Nheat-NrH S1c = tushel.
Corn 80 - = Dushrl.
Dtts-NrW. Z-s rc 2 bushel.
toru Neal g aug 4 ton.
Ryr-3c = bushel
BsTiey t0as - . hundred.
Grouad feed-Si401GS 500 = ton.
BraI-si2U9 2 ron.
Mlddllngs-Sl8tl p ton.
flour-Lliy NLiee sZl0 Patent. 500 = hun
drcd.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

Apples-S2 25a $50 z barrel.
BsSns-s ! e.Sz.0u q bGsnel.
Egss-l3 . iec : d0Zrn.
BUiter-iS'g 1ic p pound.
Potatoes q bushel.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
FOURTH NATIONAL BANK
GRAND RAPIDS. MICH

CAPITAL, $500, 900
Trausscts general banking business. In
fereSf paid on tine deposits By special sr
rangements With Mess =. knauth. Nsch0d
a kuhu. 0f New York. letters 81 credit cur.
rent In al foreign countries. issued direct
upon the most favorable Conditions, and
crafts drawn on ali the foreign cities at low
est rates
DIRECTORS.
r. y Watkins, william Sears
= = AsrinwaIL Geo. =. Johnson.
a J. Bovine James Blair.
A D. Eafhhone ~. a. BiofE
Geo. u cay.
4 + R0F NF. Pres dent
T. a BLonGEfI. Vice President
p W NASH. Cashier.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
persi.,.noy of the Job-Hunter.

Division Superintendent-Did MT tell
YOU to come round here only once a
week?
Applicant-Yes, SIR; but Saturday.
when I called. it was last week; and now.
Monday. it is this week!-Puck.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

sosarfer-
'-~- = hllrif fh~r stss = ~
r ass~s 30 tTer-rce-scr - s-es
Ts overs a. the tcurs sresl by
Eos co ne "a o.ss ehancs g -
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Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

We de5ofe o1tT time duying
business ho1fTs-cDclUsfrely u
the LAUNDRY buSincse, ana
hare no oMer moffers q bofhef
us. We try hard fo pie1se-
and 40 fn most Instances. ITy
Us.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
SMITH
AND
SANFORD.
SPRING
CARPETS
AND
SPRING DRAPERIES.

Everything one can imagine ID oI'5n'
and fresh colorings, original cesSns
and reliable fabrics at honest Dnccs can
be found at our store. We guarantee
all goods 10 be strictly as represented.
ONLY frst-c. ass w0rkmen are empioyea
by US. By giving our whole attention
to the exclusive Carpet and Drapefy
business re feel that we can give per-
feet satisfaction To tho purchaser
A perfect fitting Carpet and wen
hung Shade is a Joy for ever.
We especially call your attention 80
the famous NAIRN LINoLtJA Tor
winch We are sole agents.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30
Y AN
|: Y Err !
~ CO.'S
PRICE LIST

l00 lbs best Roller Process Flour 500
IS los best Roller Process Flour 30 &
Every sack warranted 10 give sausfac-
ton.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-30

H1lTI ~ - SAL LA - raE fkA4TroaH
- -Ika. 80 - - 11sEF98
- CFe-laFraIFT tjtagU 4aE.L 4
, 1890-02-20
KILLED IN THE RING.
Untimely End of a Young
Prize-Fighter.
KILRAIN'S MAN RESPONSIBLE.
Tho Great Pugilist weeps- -Mul.
doom Acts the Man In Behalf
of the Widow.

Sr. Louts, Feb, 1i.-A special from
Dallas, Tex, says; Jake kilrain and his
sparring troupe exhibited at the opera
house last night. IL was announced to
be only n sparring and wrestling match.
Thomas James, Of Dallas, encountered
Banzia, the com bination's cham Zion
light weight. for s25, Il being conditional
that James should stay -four
rounds, Banzia had IL his
own way from the first. In
the fourth round Banzia struck Jane,
in the neck, knocking hin, limp on the
stage. James was unable to rise. lie
was sponged and restofatiyes were APP
piled. The show continued, no one aup.
posing that James was seriously hurt.
When the ontcrtainmcntiwas about con
cluded, Muldoon announced that James
was unconscious, and called for ply
siclan. James died ut $3.50 this morn,
ing. Kilrnin cried like a child.
The entire combination were arrested
on charges OF murder IL IL supposed
that James neck is broken. One doctor
says that he died Of paralysis OF the
hentt
james was we'll built, muscular man
OF %. lie came from Kansas City three
months ago and followed the calling o
"a bricklayer
The remains Of James will be shipped
to Denver for intcrment. All assistance
In financial way In his power TO givs
was tenderN'l To James wife by Mul-
doom. Deceased was married only two
months ago. kilrain and party, ex-
cepting Barzai, who,remained TO answer
before the court, left for New Orleans to-
night,
, 1890-02-20

Emperor Williams Efforts for tho
workingmen.


BERLIN, Feb. i4-The council OF state,
summoned in pursuance OF the imperial
rescript, opened to-day. The emperor,
In his opening address, said the council
should endeayor to frame scheme for
the protection Of workingmen from the
arbitrary systems and operations Of EN-
ployers, by which u gross advantage is
taken of their needs, and the
inability to help themselves by
any other means than the des-
perato remedy OF strikes. 1t should
also attempt to protect women and chill.
dren against the prolracted hours oil
labor. A, the same time, due regard
should be given as TO ascortaining how
far German industries will bear the in.
creased burden thus placed on the cost
OF production without jeopardy TO Ger
many's positioa as competitor in the
markets of the world. Not less important
for assuring the peaceful relations be-
tween the masters and the men afe the
forms OF guarantees to he offered TO
workingmen to secure them the right to
express through representatives. enjoying
their confidence their own statement OF
their interests in any difference. The
closest technical study should be
given TO making state-direotedi indus,
tries patterns and examples OF
effective solicitude Tor the workingman' $
wide field OF fruitful action In helpful
support and aid of what the law shall
ordain.
The committees or sections into which
tho council Is divided are pledged to abb
solute Bscrecy as to the contents OF the
bills to be laid before them.
, 1890-02-20
HORRIBLE BARBARITY.
Further Particulars of the
Siberian Outrages
WORSE THAN FIRST REPORTED.
Mime. Siivas Sister Killed by In
human Treatment--Forty-
One Men Butchered.

INV YoBK, Feb. l3.--A Paris cable
gram states that further particulars Of
the Siberian horror are received, which
show that the crueltles woro worse than
was at first reported.
1t now appears that Mile. Silva had a
younger sister. l9 years oid, Who
went TO siberia to look sfier her
comfort. Arriving there she had tho mis-
fortunc to please the director Of tho prison
She was detained by him upon
tTumped up charge of conniving ut
Madsmolsclle sllya's escape, and be-
came the victim OF his brutality. She
was subjected &c such atrocioHs treat
ment that u caused her death soon after.
Madamolselle Silva Indignantly
and yehemenily denounced the
outrage, and In doing 40
she attracted the director. who np-
preached her with the same insults. Tho
monstrous revenge OF the director In
having her publicly logged followed,
and this punishment was accompanied
by inhuman treatment which probably
had more to do with driving her 10 sui
cide than the exposure to which she
had been subjected.
The revolt In the male prison Il con-
firmed, and II Is now definitely known
that the number of the killed amounted
TO forty y-one.
Upon learning the particulars, the
czar dispa tched an officer to replace the
director. and ordered that official TO re-
mort to 81. pptersburg
, 1890-02-20
OPPRESSED IRELAND.
Parnell Speaks in the Com
mons.
BALFOUR'S COERCIVE POLICY.
The Irish Leader Rebuked for Ac-
cusing the Secretary Without
Bringing Evidence.

LosDoS, Feb. 14.--Amid the cheers OF
the opposition in the commons to-day,
Parnell asked what action the govern
ment proposed to take upon the report
OF the commission.
Smith, the government leader, replied
that the ministers had not had time to
decide upon a course.
The debate on the address was re-
sumcd.
Parnell moved an amendment, asking
the repeal OF the coercion act. He at
tackled the pettiness of the prosecutions
which the government daily inflicted
upon many perons and the coercivc
acts Of Balfour. Almost every
act OF Balfour, Parnell said,
appeared to be directly toward driving
the people Of Ireland to crime. The
league Of to-day, Panell declared,
differed widely from the land league
Of 1850 and Baliour could not plead as
an excuse that crime was being revived.
On the contrary the people were
quIe,cent, IN the expectation of soon
obtaining their rights, The action OF
the govern ment tended to Its own de-
fent and could not succeed in turning the
tide of the aspirations of the Irish
people.
Webster the attorney general, charged
Parnell with making accusations against
lialtour without producing evidence to
support bis allegations