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Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
A MYSTERIOUS MURDER.
Young Man Arrested for the MUIR
der of His Father.

A Young Man Arrested for the MUIR
der of His Father.
HOVER, N. Y, March 31.-Jerome Baker
and his son Charles were employed on the
farm of Mr.. Bum, on the outskirts of this
place. Neither of them appeared at Mr..
Bunn's yesterday morning, and at 5:45 j.
the afternoon Mr.. Bum went to their ->.ns
On opening the door he found tbe nooy Oh
the elder Baker, half dressed a. party GOV.
cred with a sheet, lying on Inc LOOT S; WIN h.
the throat cut from ear te eat, Inc neao DC
Mr.. Bum then e.shered some OF the
neiehbors and msae further examination;
In a room adio,-ng the searchers discovered
CHARLES Bake. in bed asleep. fully dressed.
He WAS aroused with difficulty. There were
several small gashes on the left side of his
neck. In reply to questions he said
that he got up at about 10 O'Clock
in the morning and found his faSher
wing near him with his throat cut. he
made no explanation of his failing to give An
alarm. Two blood-stained razors were found
in the house. Young Baker was lodged in
jail at Cortland.
Jerome Baker was about sixty.fve years
old. A few years ago he was worth $50, 0eO,
ell of which he lost through speculation.
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x.n,v,I.r Re.santeneed.

BUFFALO, N. Y, March 31.-William
Kemmler, convicted Of murder, was brought
here to-day from Auburn prison for re-sen'
tence under the decision of the court Of sp-
peals in his case declaring tho new electrical
execution law constitutional. he was
re- sentenced BY Judge Childs to die by cleo
tricity at Auburn prison within the week
beginning April 90. The day and hour Of
the execution under the new law are left to
the warden of the prison. Kemmler was
taken back to Auburn this afternoon. GO
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
Death of a Brick manufacsurer.

MDDLETowN, March 31.-Gsorgs L.Tuttle
of New6eld died suddenly early Saturday
morning of apoplexy. He had not been feel.
ing we'll for some time and was taken on
Wednesday with apoplexy and fingered until
early Saturday morning when he died. He
was we'll known and carried on the brick
making business for years, coming to this
town from Windsor In his early days. He
was democrat in politics and a member of
the house of representatives in 1868. His
funeral took place this afternoon at O'Clock
from the family residence.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
snow at Louisville.

LOUISVILLE, March 31.-It has been snow
ing here since early last evening, and this 1t
ia feared has greatly damaged the goods in
the tobacco district, much of which could
not be protected against the Indictment
weather. The heavy snow has also inter-
rupted the work of repairing, which was &C
lively pushed,all day yesterday, and has 9th
ervise inflicted hardships on the homeless
and the destitute. Meantime the relief COM
mittse are doing all in their power to render
aid To the stricken.
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S0utkiB EtoR.
REV. Mr.. BoswoRTH REsIaNs-A NOVELTY IN
HOUSES.


March 31.-Rev. E. J. Bosworth, pastor Of
the First Baptist church, announced his
resignation on Sunday, to take effect June
/. This action was not altogether sur
prise, though IL osuses general regret. Mr..
Bosworth came here from Montvills, Conn.,,
nearly three years ago and this is his second
pastorate. He is a young man of unususl
ability and energy and a powerful and elo-
ssis s Gag
to the young people of the entire town.
Bud Bartholomew OF Ausonia ia a guest of
Mr.. Walter Neale.
A paper house is the latest novelty In
residences in this vicinity. 1t is owned and
occupied by Mr.. James Baker and family,
BE Is employed by c. T. Hamlin as manager
of portable steam saw MILL end as his bust
ness necessitates frequent removals he has
contrived an ingenious house on wheels
which is conveniently moved from place to
place. The affair is neatly constructed of
heavy brown waterproof paper, and is about
twenty feet by eight feet wide. and contains
sufficient room to accommodate the family
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
ALEvEE GIVES WAY.
Miss, Flooded The
Water Spreading Over a Wide Sec

Greenville, Miss, Flooded - The
Water Spreading over a Wide Sec
siOn.
MEMPHIS, March 31.-A special to the APP
peal frsm Gresnville, Miss, says: The pro-
lection levse north of tho city gave way at
noon despite the most heroic efforts on the
part of the people, and the water poured in
upon a city which since its existence has
been above the level of the river at its
greatest. The food is tremendous one.
in from the three breaks above
is spreading out in all directions,
inundating plantation after plantation
which in the food of 1889 were above water.
II is estimated by engineers that large por-
ton of the city will be flooded and that the
great height the water will reach in the lower
parts will be three feet. No lives have b cen
reported lost and no actual suffering is an
ticipated unless the food continues for . con-
siderable length of time.
Total Loss One Hundred and Fifty.
LOUISVILLE, March S1.-Mayor Jacobs says
the number Of those killed outright by the
tornado and those who will die of their
wounds will not exceed 100 The losses to
the humber classes whose homes and all
were swept away will not exceed $500, 900.
The total amount of the relief fund appro-
PIRATES $1,000
Big Loss By Fire.
MILWAUKEE,, March 81. - st. Joseph's
Catholic convent on Greenfield avenue was
burned tonight. LOSS, $7O,000. Insurance,
$25, 900. Sister Banker, who was on the
fourth floor, finding escape cut of, jumped
from a window, breaking her left leg and all
her ribs. She cannot live. Two young can
didates, Rose Minot and Mary w. Werner,
were seriously injured. Two fremen were
also injured by the falling walls but not
seriously. All the other inmates succeeded
in getting out safely.
TELEGRAPHIO JOTTINGs.
The New York dealers In ice held a meets
ing yesterday and decided to advance the
price of ice to S. ton wholesale.
The Hamburg American Steamship COM
pany is considering the advisability of having
the steamers of its New York line call at a
Thames river port on their outward voyage.
Napoleon Normandeau of Manchester, N.
H., convicted of rape on Clementine Abelle,
aged eleven years, was yesterday afternoon
sentenced by Judge Bingham to ten years in
state prison.
Dilworth Choate, the New York reporter
who hid himself in the jury room where the
Flack jurors were celebrating on the night
of the 22d inst, was sentenced by Judge
Barrett to thirty days imprisonment and to
pay fine Of $3.50.
At New York yesterday ex-Sherif James
A. F]ack was sentenced to pay fine of $500
and to be imprisoned in the county Jail for
two months. Joseph Meeks was sentenced
to pay a fine of $500 and to be imprisoned
in the county jail for one month. William
L. Flaok was sentenced to pay fine of $500
and to be imprisoned in the pen itentiary for
four months.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
Fire In Boston.

BOSTON, March 31.-Fire tonight in the
buildings Nos. Z to II Winthrop square
caused considerable loss to the several firms
occupying the property. Cleveland & Co.,
dealers in gentlemen's furnishing goods, were
40. 900 to Sc, 600. The other occupants euf-
fered slight losses by smoke and FIRE.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
DEATHS s.

YALE-At wallingford, Conn, March co. Charles
D. Yale in the S0th year OF kis age.
Wallingford on Wednesday, April I'd, at $3.50 2tt
HALL-in this city, March 30th, Elizabeth Mans
Funeral from her late residence No. 1902 Wall st
Wednesday at p. m. Relatives and friends are
invited to attend git
BASsETT-Tn this city, March 81st, Alice. wife Of
William Bassett, aged ~ years.
Funeral services from her late residence SO Pearl
street, Wednesday morning at $3.50 Interment
in Charlestown, New Hampshire, Thursday.
GAY-In Groveland, Ill, March Goth, Calvin g.,
brother Of the late William B. Gay Of This city,
DAWsONSIn this city, March 30th, Kate j.. widow
of the late A. E. Dawson. aged As years, 10 mos.
on M SIT
spENCR-In this city, on the 2sth inst. Frances
a Ansig Is s years.. months days. o. "
The funeral will take place from the residence of
her mother. No; 255 Dixweil avenue, Tuesday af-
ances are respectfully invited to attend. Ut
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

George Massey of Fall River, Mass. a
widower, oommittsdsuicide at AsAenet yes.
terday by hanging. He was III and de-
sponasnf ss.ss
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
District Of New Haven. ss. Probate Court,

District Of New Haven. es Probate Court,
March 81, 1899. {
ESTATE of BENJAMIN BRONSON. late of
III New Haven, in said district, deceased.
Pursuant to An order from the Court Of Probate
for saa district viii be sold at public auction to
A. d. 1890, at ten O'Clock in the forenoon. (uness
previously disposed Of at private sael, the follow
ing real estate OF said deceased, situated IN the
town Of New Haven, viz: House and lot No. 80
Bishop street.
Sale TO take place on the premises in said town.
Terms made known at time Of SALE
JOSEPH b. MANVILLE,
ami II Administrator.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

ALBANY, Ma1ch 31.-Governor Hill sent
tonight a veto of tho Saxton ballot reform
bill. His principal objection to it is its al
legged unconstitutionality.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
ENGLISH

Language is spoken by 100000. Spanish by
7s.oCo ooe. German by 100000 and French by
5000 900. but language fails to name product
that equals the G. o. Taylor Bourbon and Bye
whiskey for wholesomeaess, purity and medicinal
virtue. Every reliable Druggist and Grocer sells
and endorses it, and it is bottled and guaranteed
by O. II. GRAVES SONS, Boston. 1t
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

FOR RENT,
- Two tenements containing rooms down
il STAIRS rooms upstairs; possession immedi-
ately.
mh28 It 1893 DIXWELL AVENUE.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

Emperor William has promised to pay
Prince Bismaxek 4 Yis,t d Ekisdxishszuhs.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

Front Office for Rent,
~ Bowditch Building,
llu mh28 6ts
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

The president yesterday sent to the senate
the nauo of Frank D. Allen to be United
States attorney, district of Massachusetts,,
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
KASKINE.
THE NEW oUINlMEJ

POWERFUL TONIC.
Specific for Malaria, rheumatism, Nervous
Prostitution.
Ri T2HhE MOST SCIENTIFIC AND SUCCESSFUL
g = ~ ~. IoRttTER- Superior to quinine.
,..aI Iel nve years suffering from malaria which
ni royed my constitution, having used Out
rio
left me. and health, sleep and strenetS npsoms All
Henry anar t SSs Washington street. New York
sion loss Of sleep, Indigestion ETC. The old qu1nine
proving useless tried the new quinine' and soon
got better w. Goldburg, Bellefoptaine, Ohio.
Kaskine can be taken without any special ned,
cal advice. 81 per bottle, elk bottles for So Sold
nv druggists or sent by mail on receipt OF pr:ce
- KASKINE CO.. les Duane St., New York.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

WHITE
GLYCERlNE

Beautifies the Complexion; Purifies, Whit
ems and Softens the Skin, eradicating all III
projections such as Freckles, Moth Patches
Blackheads, Pimples, etc, without IN,
jury, Cures Sunburn, Chapped and Cna1eo
Skin, instantly.
Son At DzuaalsTs' PRIos. % CxHTs
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01
Taking Care of Property
CpTCTAVTv

18KInS C8F6 Oh FFOpGFty
A SPECIALITY.
IA Houses rented and rents collected. For rent
!is house % William st.. house 10S Dixwell av.,
AR- For sale, house, store and two barns, with
land 40 feet on Asylum street, so feet Oak ST.,
corner Oak and Asylum streets; very low price,
easy terms. Nice house on Beach street, West
Haven. Double Beach House, building, shore
front, with forty-six acres land; very low price.
Farm in West Haven, good house, two barns, green
house, near the center. Farm in the center of
Northford, good house and barn, about seventy
acres land. DIV cling houses on Gregory, WolcotA
Nicoll Linden streets, Dixwell avenue. Lyon,
State, Admiral. Munsop, Webster streets. Winthrop
avenue. Lot in Evergreen cemetery on nice ave-
nue.. Building lots State, James, Arch, Kossuth,
Chapel, Poplar, Lilac street, Winthrop and Derby
avenues. Money to loan on first mortgage.
W. D. JUDSON, Room 2, 70e Chapel St.
With Chas. Wilson & Co.
(Office omen evenings) mh29
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

FOR RENT.
A:A House 90 Court st., IS rooms, $50 month.
I;iI House PAS Munson ST., IL rooms. S25 month.
lksR House IS Pine st.. 10 rooms, SIS per month,
House IS Hurlburt ST., rooms, $l4 per month.
House sol Washington ST., rooms Bis month.
First floor M7 Munson st., rooms, $13 month.
Second foor II Clay ST., 8 rooms, $40 per month.
Second floor l07 Bailey st., rooms, IS month.
GEORGE A. ISkELk,
mh20 1877 Chapel Street. CITY.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

~ First-class tenement, lower floor, consisting
OF i've or SIX rooms, and two upstairs bed:
lrooms, all modern convenfences; also half OF
stables on the prentsee, 24l Sherman ayenue. In.
qaixe 81 (A0 ~ TA1e OFFICE
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

" WAN ED.
CHEWING to do at home or go out by the day.
y Call or address
mh3f ct / W 234 Grove street
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-01

:d and board, with private family west
George street. Address
mh31 2t Z this off1ce
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

please, sir" said a young man to the
foreman of a paving gang on Selby avenue,
will you give me one of those round cedar
blocks?"
Those blocks belong to the city, my
boy. If you are a tax payer they are as
much yours as mine; but you don't look
like a tax payer, However, I'll give you
one if you'll tell me what you want it for"
II want to cover it with carpet and make
a hassock."
what do you want of a hassockP You
amt a married man."
"Oh, no, sir; but | can trade the hassock
for a bird cage to Mrs. Brown. Her bird
is dead"
But what do you want Of a bird cage
without any birdf"
"Oh, | don't want the cage. but | found
out | could trade the cage for an oxidized
picture frame"
There it is again. What good is a pic
ture frame without any pictures'
"But Mr.. Oliver has got a picture of
Gen. Sheridan, and he said he would trade
me a hanging lamp for a good oxidized
frame for it,"
$50 it's a hanging lamp you want?"
NO; I've got no particular use for a
lamp; but can trade a good hanging lamp
for a Persian rug, and | can trade the rug
for a MexicaI parrot, and Tom Higbee will
trade me his banjo for the parrot. Seer
It's the banjo Pm - r.''-Pioneer Press.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

Secretary-Among those who have sp-
piled for the position Of cashier is a man
who used to be a cashier IN a New York
bank. He embezzlcd the funds Of ill., hank
and skipped over here.
President-Give him the position.
Secretary-What! Give it to a man With
such a record as thatf
President-Certainly. He doesn't dare
to enbezzle our funds, for he can't skip to
the United States for fear of being arrest
ed. A Canadian with a clear record might
do so. He is just the man W, want.-Mun-
sey's Weekly.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

Dollie Smuggling quite close to his
watch chain)-What have you in that
locket?
Chollie-A postage stamp.
Dollie-Goosie! What postage stampS
Chollie-The one on your last precious
love letter. | detached it carefully. 1t
touched your moist red lips. 1t often
touches mine.
Dollie-You dreadful, awful fellow! I'm
SO sorry
C~hollie-Sorry! Why?
Dollie-Because I moistened that stamp
by pressing it on Fido's dear, damp nosei--
Yenowine's News.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
Wt1dlebM1Y Register. Pages 8 and 6.
A MISTAKE.

barber, a bald man. and thirdly a fool
Together a journey had made.
But fatigue overlook them Just at the md.
30 they all laid down in the shade.
The barber, by lot, was compelled to stand
guard,
And he, while the others slept sound,
Shaved the head of the fool so clearly, indeed.
That never a hair could he found.
on waking the fool put his hand to his head,
Nor did he the barber's joke see;
"Iou rascal" said he, you've awaked by
mistake
The bald headed man, and not me-"
Journal OF Education.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
Knew What 1t Meant,

Tommy, aged ), had been whipped.
The next day, without saying anything
to any one, he made his way to the office
OF the family legal adviser, who was il
the habit of calling at the house.
please, Mr.. Brown" said he to the man
of the law, when the latter had given him
a chair; please, sir, | want to be divorced
from papa and Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
An Inspiration.

Salesman-As understand your order,
sir, it is for one dozen shirts, at $50 a
dozen.
Travers-That's correct knowing off,
Good-day.
Salesman-Hold on a minute. Pardon
me, but we require a deposit from stran.
gers.
Travers-Then make one shirt less
Clothier and Furnisher.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
FORGOT His Dates.

Mr.. Sliptoby-Well, madam, you made
a fool of me when | married you; that's
dead sure.
Mrs. Sliptoby-Why, Nicodemus, long
before we were married you always boosted
that You were n self made man. So don't
blame me.-New York Herald
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
The Best of Reasons

C~leverton-I don't see why you leave the
mountains SO early and come down in the
hot city. Where you were it must have
been cool enough for an overcoat.
Dashaway-1t was.
Cleverton-Then why on earth didn't
you stay
D~ashaway-I didn't have any overcoat.
-Clothier and Furnisher.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
She Didn,t "Giye 1t Tn,

Jake Jimpson wanted Clara Bellows &c
reply, Because you are so well read, =" when
he asked her why he was like a well
thumbed newspaper, but she shook him
from ENTER to circumference when she re-
piled, Because you are second class male
matterl'-New York Herald.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

"RRstus.' SAID the judge, this is a
serious charge you bring against Mr..
Smithers Will you swear to IT,
"Sw'ar 10 It; Sutt'nly. iedge. I'd sw'ar
TO anything TO oblige you, iedge."-Har-
per's BhLar
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

Aeronaut-Great heavens, man! what
are you doing9 Don't you know that it is
suicide to light a cigar under this immense
gas bag? She'd explode in a second, and
we'd be dashed to piecesl
Passenger-I think that would suit me
exactly after a few whiffs. It's a cigar
that old Brown gave me this morning
Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
How He Knew.

Pop" said Billy Blossom, of st. Louis.
81 seed a dude down street
GLOW dye know he wos a dude, Billyt"
"Cos he had a collar on. "-Epoch.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
A Friend in Need.

well, Mabel, how did you manage this
morning without your tooth brush. | see
nurse forgot to pack it,"
"All right, mother; Ethel lent me her
second best .'-London Judy.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
GnXe uimseIf AWAY.

Father-Have caught you kissing my
daughter?
Mr.. Bolboy-I trust not. didn't intend
you to.-New York Herald.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
Clearing His Skirts.

"Who fought the civil war;" yelled the
orator fiercely.
"'Twasn't me" said the meek little man
in the front row, II sent a substitute" -
New York sun.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
Habit.

Groughter-I want to get some socks
with holes in 'em.
Salesman-What's the idea?
Groughter-Tve been a bachelor for forty
years, and they are the only kind | can
wear. -Clothier and Furnisher.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

Mr.. Bingo-My dear, where did you get
all those pretty penwipers?
Mrs. ~Bingo-Don't you recognize themt
They are your last summers flannel shirts.
-Clothier and Furnisher.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
Pi.

John" said the journalists wife, as he
came nome with a black eye, a cut nose
and a bandaged jaw, where on earth did
you get that display headi"-Washington
Post.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

Travers-Did you know that Simkins
stuttersy
Jagway-Stutters! IshOuld say so. He
started to say good night to me the other
evening and before he got through | had
to invite him to breakfast New York
SIM
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
Discrepancy Somewhere

Simeral-I don't see how a watch can
keep accurate time.
Snooper-Why not'
Simeral-Well, time flies, but a watch
only runs.-Munsey's Weekly.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

McFingle-That man must be an accom-
plished musician.
McFangle-? ? ?
"He has served time in Sing Sing, Con-
cord and Joliet. Lawrence American.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

Begggar-Help me, good sirl l have a
large family, and can scarcely keep the
wolf from the door. We are in need OF
food.
Crusty-H'ml Have you got a gum
YES, sir!"
well, here's five cents. Go and bug
some ammunition, and the next time the
wolf comes around, kill and eat him. -
Lawrence American.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
They Were so Bright.

"Kitty.' said the lover, as they sat in the
dark corner of The piazza. kitty, close
your eyes
"Why 81. George
"If you don't everybody will be able to
See US. "-llarper's Bazaar
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
A Case In Point.

Quizz-I say, now, do you really believe
that ignorance is hlissf
Fizz-I don't know. You seem to be
happy!-Lowell Citizen
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
Two Hours Wasted.

Amy-Mr. Goslin is such a procrasti-
nator
Mabel-ls that SOP
Amy-Yes; he staid last night until 10,
when he might have left at l0.-Puck.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

Excited Passenger-Do these cars run On
timei
Phlegmatic Conductor-No; they run on
rais.-Jewelers' Circular.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
How the joyful Knowledge Came

Youngly-How did you come to know
that you were in love with me, dearie'
Debutante (blushingly)@I felt that | was
an awful fool.-New York sun.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
Fact.

There is but one thing" said the ply
stefan, grayely that we know about
death"
rs s"
st is always fatal. life.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
It's Their Business.

"Why don't you get an architect and
tour him for a season." said Smotty 10 a
manager.
What for?"
"Why, an architect ought to draw good
houses, oughtn't he?"-Washington Post
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31

In Eighteen Hundred and N~fnety-Three.
Impatient Traveller TO oonductor)-How
soon shall w reach Chicago?
Conductor-We entered the city limits
early this morning, sir, and if we meet
with no bad luck we shall be at the expo
sition grounds about noon to-morrow.-
West Shore.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
VIII Beg Pardon.

Tomson twho has accosted a stranger)-
Excuse me, sir. | tool you for a friend.
IL will beg his pardon.-Yankee Blade.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-10-31
A Financial Paradox.

She-Why do you wish that you were
poor, Mr.. Hitler?
He-Why, see how much money | could
save if | was too poor to keep a yacht
Munsey's Weekly.