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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
THEY, TOO. WANT TATLE GARDEN

Commander Philip u. Low, Of the Naval Reserve
Battalion ha, sent petition to Governor Hill. asking
that Castle Garden he assigned to the corps for the
purpose Of meetings and drills. The movement has
been strongly approved BY member, OF the Chamber a"
Commerce and the Commercial Exchanges. who cell
attention Ia the liberal support which Massachusetts,
has given to its organization In It's Infancy. which ha,
made II an effective and popular corps III that state
Commander Low Ia, been interchangeable In his work Of
recruiting the battalion. and has been much expense
Of both time and money In hi, encouragement Of the
member, not become esrondent Of favorable ton
by Congress and the state. Tho battalion Is composed
Of picked men, many of whom have been officers
petty officers I'm the Navy.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Several OF the family OF Randolph Petite. OF TraFci
Hi. VILLAGE few miles from this city. have been
made III lately and the fault supposed to be IN inc
water from the we'll and members OK TWO othcr
families also were affected 1t was decided to have me
well cleaned This done on Friday. Al the
bottom Of the WE'LL attached to piece OF lead pipe.
was a can Of Par, green Investigation failed TO ma
the person who put the poison IN the WELL bur u VIII
be continued and 1t Is hoped that the rascal VIII DC
discovered.
John McComis stove dealer. IS known as pra"'
.ca Joker, but he does not appreciate joke when II
j. played him. One day last week some one hiilS
"A plerc Of Grape his door. and when he saw II he
became wild with rage and threw stone through
John ONeirS window. thinking he wa the joker lr>'
terday he became Possessed with the idea 'haf Zen
am;n Iinr Wa the man who PLAYED the Joke upon
him. and meeting him gave him q pair OF black "N'>
and otherwise rnaltratpd him. Friends Of both men
nicrfcrcd and il 1, believed the affair will be -,tt.cd
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
NEWS FROM NEW-JERSEY y.
JERSEY CITY.

WILL THEY STILL DEFY TIE BISHOP
St. Joseph, Lyccum social organization cohheo'eu
with st. JOScphs Roman Catholic Church. IioDohe"
held a summer nights dance and picnic at fOhhahn
Pavilion. the Heights. last Monday. in dcfahce n
Ri hop Wigccr's explicit orders Tile bishop hl' a.
various times passed severe structure, upon pchc> !"
general, and few days before the Lyrenn aia'r 'c''
letter to Father Lchner, pastor OF -. Jo|'P" =
directing him to prohibit the picnic The letter was
read I'm church last sunday. The Lyccnm young nv"
we're indignant over the bishops interference al ""
last hour especially number OF siiil'ar 'h"r'"
,ocetir> had recently held their pi"nic> without cor"
mcnt on tho part % the Bishop. The dance al r'"
mann's was largely attended, and tho utmost de'orhm
prrvailcd Father Lrhncr laid the whole AFFAIR before
his prlatc and a srrond letter from IN" Bi>hop "aN
read In st. Jo>cph's tcriay directing the 'm''o'a"
di,handng Of the Lyccum. The li'hop also oru'r'''
that a new spctv b. formed. to which non" ot 'hr
voung men who attended the picnic will he adh'i'trn
niles, they first make confession and do "nanr" Ni"
y the youc men >av they will not ,uhInt 10 WE
.,fcr lat will cDntmc their organization odtsur '
pale Of II. Jn>eph'N authority.
james Wclcl llh"r'r. thirty four years ol"' VIZ
.trd by Police Captain rKaIg saturday night
rlarrcd with dc>crns his wife and family oi Nv
ildrrn WEIGH arrested on IN" Am" 'ii''g' i,i'
uontl,> aro and wa parnd by Ju>ticr SilHAg on hi
ar mise 10 provide f. HI family. II" took III" IT.
,iporturity however, to to irootlvn. wncre Tic hd
fnce been living while hi family starved
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01

prletors Of The Churchnui.' Of NOW orH. "crc IN"
founders Of the paper and the now vche.a'e ',''T
Cushing WAS its first editor F.. Dean Dow. II. l..
Niles. j. Calvin Runyon and W. J. Leonard were sue.
ccssvely Tie owners Of the paper up to the Tine
when the stock company was formed. IN Ioc1: o.. .hs
Mayor H. V. r. Randolph. OF PlIlnhcla' W. n ,mo
president of that company. Frank w. Runynl,'
the present owner Of The Times Is graz
nat, Of Cornell University. II" mas heiu pp,r
lions Of prominence on The New orE ~, -
and The Philadelphia PrsS.' The new proprir'" ,
Intends nfIsng much Of the spri' Of new journalism
Into his paper. the oldest but Republican shee' III
the county.
The Observance OF LIZ 10r Day. In Plilnneih to CIV IS
In the hands Of the Palniield tirDcer> A's"a'ioh'
Tho local radrsmen of all kinds viii nae tnir az.
nual outing day at BOyntOn Beach. paradhg through
the city streets before starting for the ,hCie
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
IIOISiDl[ En-.

Frank PhalOn who va, arrested at Meyers Hotel.
Third and Ilud,"n So. 90 Friday morning last for
beating h> wife, has c>ralcd under suspicion, crrim
stances and the Police Commissioner, Will be- called
NJ on investigate the ihalJn parolcd by
A,tIug Recorder Rush Oh saturday morning III the
custody of Constable Reese To get bail. The constable
and the prisoner went 10 hcisIborinE beer shop and
II i, ALLEGED Thalon Reese drunk While the
constable wd> In "A back room Phalpn walked out Of
the place. but he captured hr about to
the ferry 10 New YORK; lie taken back to the
station and d. charged BY direction Of Acting
chief Of Police Edmon>i"n. Actin. Recorder Rush
Is indignant over the ALTAR end he threatens to make
charges against Ednioi>ton for releasing Phalon
Plalun Ia, not been rrcapturcd.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01

Harry Fu,e. fifteen VraI< old died yesterday at u
Christian ,i-ncc i,i-ttu". No. 81 t,ir'nr ave HI
uar:i,, zane from Portland. Me-, lart Npnl. They
were Christian >ci"nti,t-, and t"k their ~Dn 10 Ia"
hyu,. IT, l i,atr4l. lie had been afflicted for several
,..,- with >pilal urnng"t~. Til" rau>o Of hi death
Il, u,.vc, vi, dN -ruicr, Dr. >amti,I !. >t,-. o..
40 II t,ic,ir ave. called III when the chemists
.,V nt the boN Wa dvlng. He did not arrive until
after ihr child Wa dead. and refused Ia grant 4
ttticai" Mr.. ROBIN one OF the conductors Of the
in>tifltc told a rcpottrr that ~h- had the pNsclan
called IN ,.mpl} Ia comply with III" Ia" and get Ger
t,lr.,, In due form. Word sent Ia the coroner
and he VIII Investigate the case.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
PLAlNFIELD.

Tho ownership Of THE Planhcld Tines will be
transferred today n Frank ". Runyon by THE
Tines Printing and Publishing Compiny. which has
issued the paper since November. l--i. William j.
Leonard. who has controlled the editorial columns OF
the paper for the last sixteen years. will retire In
favor OF Mr. RunyOn. 1.-THE Times has always been
. sanch Republican sheet since the year Of IT.
organization. 1887. Tho Cushnes. the present pro-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
CAS- KILLED MY ~ HIS BED.

s.cph,n II. Force. ag'd seventeen, who lived with his
no,,.r at No. |. 10 Broadway. found dad IN his
ND early yesterday. The rmm was full Of ga anG IL
49,. .,,uu,.d that IL" Lad commit II suicide In,n,tIp,
i,, show. tina, the ath probably accidental In
cam. way the stopcock had loose and had a ou
whom the youn. man had turned OF tn" gas.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
MINIATURE ALMANAC,

TO-DAY
sunrsss SIS ssts $40 Moon rlss Slip Noons assl7
HON WATER
/.N-Sandy Hook 8O4 Gov island 82Sl Hell Cato IL
P.H-Ssndy Hook. 92S Gov Island H<l He'll Gate 80
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
NEW \1,k
NEW NI.k.
SIZE CIT TIE ScAFFoLD ROPE.

SIZE CUT TIE - Nfl'lI' h''Ir'
Mira J,rcphluc Roger was arrTgncd h"fpi~ Jus'''c
RODRIGO in the First I'rrcigct C"ir yesterday morn
ing On q char" Of a serious "har"t"r ON >'"ruaN
NUMBER II carpenters swung u Tah"td NVh WIS
Rogers house. 80 =: timd'n.>t. IN "''"r I" ra''
il. exterior IT the upper Aoor Oh row 'r''" IL
course Of cO,>trurion n"t door. When Mrs h'-'''
,aw tho ,ca,.old -" al one" ordered It down VIII
Am Mahan ~ 80. 80 Acad"n, It. a painter. WAS
alone on IN" ~canrli. ard CAV" u" heel To the order
nnu Mrs. Rogers who had disappeared i"t' IN ~"'N
iaricd out ar,m"d with bread Knife and began I"
hack at one ~ ~" stan"hipn>.
N,lun called {, her dc>i>t. and attempted tn DC
send but In instant til" r"l" wa, '"vrrrd, ara
,nc end of "a. ,,a'pd giving "aN IA" uni"ruia,"
painter fell I" III" al,'w"y below d!.'aA, Oh thr,t
t-"t. lie packed NJ h> H. follow -w""kin"u ana
removed to his home His ph' ,r!tn ani"In',H tist
H.. rS M~ Y~rd d "r ir Mr. Roger,
placed under bail 7" appear before inc "rand
Jury.
George r. sanford cashier VI the United states FIX
pres Company. threatens 10 bring suit against the
nan who placed che bone and part u fcmal" corpse
~ a kettle near his hou-e. Tn" cnlprit |, Dr. fipy
McFwa,. y"uns medical STUDENT
Tia" claim Of Commodore J. W. lianc"k OF Belle
VILE against the t.o,~rrrcnt uf Venezuela has rcIcrd
pant whcr It j. believed speedy settlement VIII
De- effected whereby III. Commodore will receive ov'r
a milton dollar, In lieu uf his claim. Mr. llan"k
ha, b"cn advised that the Venezuelan Cabinet was
allied together u fcw days ago by President Palacio
:, di,cu,, ,hc affair with other Lm> held against the
government by the United state. ana plan 81 H'ioH
va, agreed upon. At IA" conference II Wa agreed Il"
fnru ard tho Tn'"d states ba-i> al settlement
hereby all claims BY this "nntF "Ei!h,t |rhci'ia
,:uI r ruun! ,tri. Tho action of ih'' cabinet ls>
been ,auc I,Ird the tpun'il II -ta'" and u i pi'
stunned that Commodore ian'"k~ claim VIII now he
speedily paid.
\ >c-ioi, .hootnc ARRAY took place last night ana
a. "A rr.~u Gptch I;u'hinan. painter. thirty nine
wears old, /, kng In IA" tty Hospital dangerously
v,nindcd with u y. calibr" hail IN hi, cft side. and
Hug, kortlan who did III" shooting. l. locked mp.
The story a. told by the uclghh"r, /. that IA" two
mon were. cnanurcd ~ ~r'iyant In the hotel and
hort IMAM II alleged. t'-k III" woman ont riding We
rri,y afrri,..i. Whom the; r''prl,d they re met
a., I.,chu.,r 4 quarrel fhI,Iv,,i. Ih!- story. huw
yer 4, dcnr-i lN both kprtLlan ard iurhinlN They
de-, I,,, The -l,.irg acc !ruti.. k't1han >aN
. IA, IRE. "ltn. Iiit.i with the revolver auh in
showing hm how e. rp II -. u hlrntal!y Dis
charged Uut Imam Currulrritc> tins story.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
AnnouncemenN-

NEW FOLDED COLLAR.
.r w." OTTCNWA "E. 4 Va
Are free from all crude and irritating matter.
n"airae ouii Wy small easy to take:
Ao W ,.a',,. nn grimm tar;rrs Lite Liver Pills.
BErMMTLI.S tARAMl Ls.-Llch, mellow ecu:
o,ou. IN OF opu IN the tountry. Name q
zach wraplcr. Sold everywhere
DR. LYOS'. PERFECT TOOTH POWDER
Rsepa the teeth clean white and purles the brez0
Al elegant ol.ct luxury sold every where - ceatA
HENRY A. DANIELS. n. D.,
80 WEST sJTH.ST
Diseases II the Nervous system .enso Urinary ofssaA
Impotsnes and Sterilty. Hours 70 !. b 70 T.
Keeps negli.ce shirts. flannel. cheviot and SIZE
fabrics. o. so TO IS. 500 and sll Broadway.
OK WEDNESDAY. SEPT. 3D.,
Hats VIII De is>ned
T., I'n-'i'ii llS Nas-au-st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01

There is a better reason for boy
not smoking than because the State
law says he must not. The laws OF
health teach that he cannot use tobac-
co without risk of injury, and every
bow should have the ambition to be Il
perfect specimen OF physical manhood.
We have considerable to do with
BOYS, and it is Il >ali>ia, ton to tho
maker of boys clothes that the we'll
behaved boy is u>ually a wrl!-dre>,cd
boy.
Just now we are fitting out boys
who are getting ready for school
Winter clothes, too, if they're going
far from home.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01

Clevelauds SUPERIOR Baking Powder by these Official
Reports and oneha per cent stronger than the hghe
baking POWDER fifteen per cent stronger tn
the next highest of powder and tortytwo per
cent stronger than the highest alum powder. -
*Thc Cveads strength found to contain
ammonia Ammonia and powders their strength are 10
ie avoided will injure the health
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-01
SHIPPING NEWS
W.NOhk g
ARRIVED.

PORT OF NEwYoRk...........sUN AUG. 81 1890
ARRIVED
Steamer Peraan Monarch (Fr. Brisow. London Aug Is
Havro 49, with mdse and passengers aandersou Son.
Arrived at the bar ~ t8+6Am.
Steamer Brstagne (Hr). Do JousssIn Hsvrs Aug 33
with dss and psssengsrs TO Forget Arrived the Bar
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1890-07-17
Biddy Creates a Sensation.

A short time ago family living on
State street extension hired a green
servant. She was told by her mistress
to wash the second-story windows. She
had seen the way in which that labor
was performed by the neighboring serv-
ants, and was all right as far as washing
the outside of the windows was con-
cerned. When that part of the job had
been finished, it occurred to her that
the proper thing was to wash the inside
in the same way. What was the sur
prise and edification of the passers by
to see pair of generously proportional
neither limbs, clad in brilliantly striped
hosiery, dangling from the outside of
the window, with the owner blissfully
unconscious of the sensation she was
creating. The lady of the house saw
the crowd collecting and went out to
see what was the matter. Looking up
ward the queer spectacle met her gaze.
Shocked and Mortified she rushed in
doors and called the domestic to the
lower household Observation-Disclosures
(Cann.l Farmer.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1890-07-17
Ahilsite Beflertnr.
BEHIND TIE SCENES.

The poet sings Of lovers bliss
or Heavenly smiles and rapturous kiss,
OF wOman's beauty fair and sweet;
And vows that life is incomplete
When forced by fate TO dwell spsrt,
From her whose image hl,s his heart
He raves Of eyes Of every hue,
-sOf, golden brown and sapphire blue;
Driving tsesses touched with gold,
And glossy bands OF ebon fold;
OF graceful figures, tall, petite;
OF gsance demurc, or smile so sweet, =
He tells each tale OF joy and woe,
So tenderly, we feel glow
, OF sympathy; our hOsoms I'LL,
Il And hearts responsive beat and thrill
. : And sInouldcring fires start up anew,
While doubling hearts for pardon sue
y we think OF him whose gifted hand -
Has penned these lines, and swift is famed
The hero worship In each soul
And all his virtues We extoll,
And Fancy clothes with every grace,
AID manly beauty, form and face
Alas, when we the vail have torn
That hides the truth, our hero, shora
OF all our fancy held so fair,
Is just man, with head most bare,
And form too stout for early youth.
CTS not romantic, but the truth.)
And while within his cosy den,
lie talks Of love with stubby pen,
While clouds Of smoke around him soar,
No doubt he votes the whole a bore;
Nor would he leave his pipe and chair,
For any maid however fair.
-Cornelia w. Boyden, in Yankee Blade.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1890-07-17
OBJECTS OF EATING.
How the Body Obtains It's Supplies OF
Warmth and Strength.

How the Body OBTAINS It's Supplies of
Warmth and Strength.
We eat for warmth and strength;
hence almost all articles of food have
both these elements; have carbon to
warm, and nitrogen to strengthen, to
give power to work. Butter, sugar and
oils are almost all carbon. Meats, flesh
of all kinds abound in nitrogen. Food
which has most nitrogen is most ''nu-
tritious" Butter has SO per cent. of
carbon and no nitrogen; an egg has no
carbon and 20 per cent. of nitrogen.
Milk contains two parts of warmth and
one of strength. Bread contains one
part of nitrogen and eight of carbon. 1t
is thus seen that in reference to eating,
carbon-which is charcoal fuel-and
warmth are one and the same thing;
while nitrogen-which is in effect
saltpetre-gives flesh or muscle, which
are one and the same thing in substance
with strength. 1t is seen that most ar
ticles of food have more carbon or
warmth than nitrogen or strength,
showing that it takes more to keep us
warm than to keep us strong. A seden-
tary person requires, in round num-
bers, about one pound of food
a day, while a hard-working man
requires two pounds; thus two
pounds of food gives out power enough
as steam in an engine gives out
power-to raise man of average weight
eleven miles high. But calling the two
pounds 1000 grains, only 500 grains of
it are nitrogen, the remainder carbon;
that is, sixteen times more of warmth
is required than of strength-producing
food. One practical result is, that as
the world becomes more thickly popu
lated, the necessity increases of econo-.
MIXING food; of adapting it to various
needs of the sex, occupation and season.
Persons living indoors should not eat
more than half as much as those who
work hard. Less warming food should
be eaten in hot weather than in cold. If
we eat an excess of warming food in hot
weather we have to work it out the
system at a great expenditure of
strength; and until it is worked of we
feel full and feverish and oppressed; on
the other hand, in winter we require an
additional quantity of warming food
heartily of pork and buckwheat cakes
and butter and molasses, which are al
most purely carbon. In warm weather
we need cooling food and Providence
sends US in profusion the fruits and ber-
ries and the green things, which have
no carbon at all; and while our appetite
for them is ravenous, the very idea of
fatty food is nauseating. at
Work
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1890-07-17


hahn tho b'ef IN the wagon! If some
one amt gone an stoled it, then I'll eat
my ears!"
But KNOWN all about the Sugar
Swamp winds, Philandef were Siean
enough to hev Hirats arrested fer cattle
stealin' al stealin' his shirt. Hiram
we're took back an brought up fore OF
ledge Shifts. The iedge were ae'in
him from the start an Hiiam asst fer a
change @ teenoo, cause he couldn't get
jestice thar. Change o. veenoo were de-
MED and the case ordered to pereeed.
But it didn't, fer just then; all 81 sud-
dent, kerl-e>o-o=o-g CHI kim one O them
winds, an the mex secont the iedge'8
Office an all th't were in Il war sailin'
west'rd through the air like a soarin
eagle. Ten miled away in the Wild
Gander deestric', the wind let the
buildin down, and it hadn't no sooner
landed than ledge Shifts hoLers OUT
LET the perceedin's perceedP
Then up pops Hiram: Not much
they won'tP says he. That wind has
changed the Yeenoo O this case! This
here hain't the Sugar Swamp deestric'!
This here is Wild Gander, an We hain't
got no jurisdiction here, b'gosh! You
let me go, or I'll make you sweat
fer usurpatin' jurisprudence, b'gosh, an
then we'll see who's on topF
"Ol' ledge sniffits knowd too much
to go on in that deestric', an Hiram
Wuncut walked out o court and never
went back to Sugar Swamp,
al wun't live in a place. he said,
'whar natur' is so durn queer an neigh
bors is so meanr"-Ed. Mott, in n. Y.
Sun
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1890-07-17

winds heerd on, an wen 'cept yer
chal'nge an try to git some fac's outen
ye bout the 'zact natur' o. these winds
yer braggin' on, We don't dast come to
the dough trough, but try to sneak
outen the charge We made ag'n me by
turnin' the subjec' onter wuther I've
got any relations or not! I've got ez
many relations, b'gosh, ez you hevl An
they kin eat ez much ez your'n kin!
Thur this leetle Difference 'twixt nv re-
lstions an yourn, though; Your rela-
lions kin eat ez much ez mine kin. but
mine aliuz has it to eat b'gosh IT,
mighty"
don't keer durn fer you ner yer
relationsw shouted the Squire, shak-
ing his fist as threateningly as the Old
Settler had shaken his. ''Ez fer eatin', 1
dunno how much yer relations kin eat.
but know one o. their relations who
kin drink durn sight more'n anybody
else's relation th't ever know'd; but
he don't alluz hev it to drink, though,
unless somebody else buys it,"
as present comp'ny 'cepted, 'Squire?s
exclaimed the Old Settler, jumping to
his feet and brsndishing his cane. is
present company 'cepted? Is it? Or
shell / consider th't yer liar? One or
t'other! WITCH she'll it be?''
Whichever one We durn pleaser" ex-
claimed the Squire, swapping his fingers
under the Old Settlers nose. 'If the
shoe fits you, consarn ye, put it onI''
The Old Settler glared at the Squire
and the Squire glared at the Old Set
tier. The latter's cane was raised over
the 'Squire's head and the 'Squire's fist
was very close to the Old Settlers nose,
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1890-07-17

quarter of miled, ar searted west
with me. we hadn't gone fur fore we
met that bar. It'd ben grabbed up by
q contrary wind. an were comm along
back east The sight o. that bar riled
me, an ez he kim by me Iclutched him.
Thar we war. right in the swirl O them
two contrary winds, an every time I'd
sling the bars heels up he'd
kick cloud, an wen he'd sling me up
I'd kick ag'fn cloud. Bime by I
socked 10Y knife clean through the bars
wizzen, an'he give up. Jist then, wat
should come sailiu' along on the wind
sein' west but a yoke o steers. hitchei to
wagon. slang the = or In the wagon
ez it kin up. Jumped in ertef it. an
away the hull on Us vent Bime by the
wind begun to fall. an let us down
gradually to the arth, jist ez if we was
goin' down a big long hill The hull
business turned my head clean inside
out an 1 ben wahderin' about like
e-ssy man. These is your steers. sure
enough! An I'm burned II this here
hain't your fannen shirt! I've said that
nuthin' none O these winds done d ever
s'prise me, but the doln's o. this IN
clean ker6ummixes mel Hullo! TIL
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y
conscience ez to heft thin buckwhit
chsff is, an knock things helter-skelter
an t'other eend up giner'ly. They'm
orful to read about"
"Pooty high winds, be they, 'Squire?''
inquired the Old Settler.
'N9tnin' like 'em ever heerd on
aforc!' asserted the Squire.
DO they do any thing p'tic'lar curious
an oncommon?"
''Cur'ousest an oncommonest ever
beerd on!''
'Has any on 'em ben high enough an
curious enough to change the shirt on a
mans back 'thout his KNOWN of it?"
asked the Old Settler, with the air of an
examining lawyer.
"Wull, MAJOR" replied the Squire,
slightly piffed, 'harrycanes don't GIN
erly trGpse round the kentry playin'
funny jokes"
I f''Ah! Don't they2" said the Old Set
tier, with sarcastic smile. "Wull,
then, mebbe ye kin tell me wuther any
o these here harrycanes O. your'n is
high enough an curious enough to git
up bar fight a quarter miled or more
'bove the 'arth an durn nigh ag'in the
clouds? That wouldn't be playin' no
funny joke, reckon"
Major" said the Squire, after mo-
ments consideration of the subject 'if
I'VE got any relations es keers fer We,
they orter take We in hand to wunst
I'VE got permonit'ry sym toms O goin'
crazy"
THAT hain't nuther here nor thar,
h'gosh!' exclaimed the Old Settler,
shaking his fist at the Squire. ''Y've
gone an fetched up a heap O. talk about
some high an curious winds an harry
canes, an we slung it at me without
me ever givin' We durn provvycation
Ter It, l want sayin' nuthin' bout no
wind! We saw th, never 10
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