The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-10-14
sUNFLowER SKINNER.

Bishop Perkins is 40 years old, but thi:
fall will see his first crop of Clover.
Revision is from the Latin and mean:
to "see again" Kansas is going to see Mr.
Mckinley again.
How will Topeka get rid of her empty
houses in the suburbs, now that the anti
lottery law is in force?
| No sooner is the Leavenworth Sun re-
suscitated than it commences to clamor fol
capital punishment.
Were AIilt Reynolds alive, he would
probably have something TO say of the
Robinson impeachment.
The election is only twenty days off
! Several people will have to wait until then
to find out how far off they are.
Not even the most sanguine of partisan
Republicans will deny that Robinson is
keeping his head above water.
President Harrison wore derby hat on
his trip. 1t was just as far from William
Henry's hat as from Baby A1cKee's.
1t isn't displayed in common physiolo-
gies, but the place TO strike George Martin
OF the Kansas City Gazette, is on his smell
ter.
The Marion Globe has changed and is
now full-hedged partisan. Even Attor-
ney General Kellogg didn't stick in its
throat.
One of the most essential qualifications
of a successful candidate in off years in
Kansas is an entire absence of a private
history.
Congressman Tarsney of Missouri, will
canvass Kansas for the Democrats this
month. This will about complete General
HarrisOn's work of solidifying the $1,000.
The Atchison Globe jumped on General
Rice with both feet when he was in that
city. The general had to read a copy of
the Champion to take the taste out of his
mouth.
Bent Murdoch is the only Republican
editor Mrs. Lease has complimented so
far in the campaign and he has about as
much ''adipose tissue" lying around loose
as Jake Stotler
The tariff bill will make handkerchiefs
40 per cent higher The Topeka hotels are
making arrangements to chain their nap
kins TO the table during the next session
of the legislature.
A Californian recently dug a sweet po-
tato weighing seven and a half pounds.
But then you ought to see the size of a
Kansas sweet pOtatoe by the time its fame
gets to California.
"A prophet is not without honor save in
his own country" but neither Senator
Cullom are Allison will attract as much
attention in Kansas this fall as Senators
Ingalls, and Plumb
Five hundred political speeches are being
made now in Kansas daily. But the ma
jority of them result only in the hearers
clasping their vest pockets with more de-
termination than ever, it is said
Alex Butts says President Harrison was
slapped on his back but once at Topeka,
but he doesn't say who done the patting
1t was proba bly, the gentleman on the rail
way coach who handles the whisk broom.
Out in Finney county farmer raised a
crop of Jerusalem corn that yielded over
fifty bushels to the acre, but heprobably
didn't intend it as an argument for Sena-
tor ingalls, prophecy to the advent of
second Christ.
On the death of Justice Miller there is a
possibility of Attorney General Miller. who
was law partner of the presidents and
who was named after the presidents
grandfather, succeeding him This would
leave position open and Kansas has no
representative in the cabinet