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Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
Honest Dealing,
levant laurels. .


That was q nice rain.
That amt the first time the moon sigr
has failed in Kansas.
Press Pettitt, having made a genera
slaughter of his landed interests in and
around Levant, has gene West, and is
now doing Pueblo. Colo.
Hurrah. for the glo. ole 4th. Oh! yes
we're going to celebrate. Hadn't you
heard about it, Well come anyway; ev.
erybody else is coming
Mr.. Albert Bassett, of Shenandoah,
Ia, is stopping at the Waters house for
a few weeks, awaiting a position as op-
orator with the r. l.
Lord Ragsdale. the celebrated Clogs
dale owned by j. F. Smith just north of
Levant, is being handled preparatory to
coming fall races.
Our Farmers Alliance is getting there
right side up-large membership and lots
of enthusiasm, and by their first invoice
of goods Zone barrel syrup We Judge
they intend sticking together.
W. H. Brooks and son are getting out
some excellent cheese, for which they
find ready market. We mentioned some
time ago as to their rustling qualities.
These things only confirm future for
Levant.
MIR. II. Blair, of Levant, met with a
very narrow escape from serious injuries
last evening, his team becoming fright
ened just in front of postoffice, throwing
him from buggy and generally demolish-
ing the latter.
Cliffe Miles. lately appointed assistant
to our genial w. E. Kleinhans, takes his
new duties well in hand, and springs that
Jerry lie the cair,' Oh the boys with all
his old time vigor.
President E. L. Temple, of our Farm
ers' Alliance, made this office a very
pleasant hours call last Saturday even
ing. Ed is one of our level headed farm
ers, and good man in the right place in
the alliance.
Ask Geo. Trimmer what makes him
smile so, and he will say: It's boy and
weighs about ten pounds. This week.
All doing we'll. Who wouldn't smile.
MIR. and Mrs. Jno. A. Christine, accom-
panied by their mother, Mrs Nancy E.
Christine, all of Shelbyville, Shelby Co.,
Mo-, came in over the r. l. last Wednes
day for weeks visit with Mr.. J. F.
Smith and family, of this place. Mr.and
Mrs. Christine go on to Denver, while
Mrs. Nancy Christine will visit few
weeks longer. Too THIN.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
). ). Convention.

Last Sunday a large crowd assembled
at the NJ. P. church in Wendell township,
listening in the forenoon to the Child
rens Day exercises, and in the afternoon
to the Sunday School convention for that
township. A very interesting time was
enjoyed by all present. The township
elected the following officers for the COM
ing year:
President-William Summers.
Vice President-O. Fuller.
Secretary-Geo. Dart
County Secretary Loar reports the Sun
day School work in Wendell township to
be IN good shape
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
Board Of Equalization.

COLBY. Kans., June 2, 1890.
The board of equalization met rs provided
by law for the equalization OF the assessments
Of Thomas county, Kansas, At the ONCE Of the
county clerk, at 10 o'clock q. m.
The meeting was called to order by the
chairman, Mr.. w. H. Smith. Members all
present.
Board proceeded to make such alterations
of assessments as justice demanded.
The board adjourned from day to day.
on personal property:
Huntley & Behne, Ave hundred dollars in
valuation in assessment Of 1889.
Rebate allowed w. L. Thompson on assess
ment of the year 1889 on q valuation of $1,000
one thousand dollars personal property.
After making such assessment as now APP
pears on the assessment rolls in the ONCE of
the county clerk, the board adjourned at 5
O'Clock p. m. Saturday, June :. 1890.
Attest:-W. W. SMITH. County Clerk.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
A SCRAP OF PAPER SAVES HER
LEE

1t was just an ordinary scrap of wrap
ping paper, but it saved her life. She
was in the last stages of consumption,
told by physicians that she was incurable
and could live only a short time: she
weighed less than seventy pounds. On
q piece OF wrapping paper she read Of
DR.. Kings New Discovery, and got .
sample bottle; it helped her, she bought
. large bottle. it helped her more, bought
another and grew better fast, continued
its use, and is now strong. healthy, rosy,
plump, weighing 40 pounds. For full
Ter particulars send stamp to w. II. Cole,
Druggist, Fort Smith. Trial bottles of
this wonderful discovery free at Martin
d HamptOn's drug store.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
Children's bay.

Next Sunday evening the Methodist
Sunday School will observe Children's
Day. Very extensive preparations are
being made to have an enjoyable time.
The little folks are busy getting pieces,
and everyone seems busy trying to make
the time success. Everyone is invited
to attend. The children are requested to
meet at the church next Saturday. after
noon at half-psst one, and everyone is
expected to be there.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
PERSONALS
And Other Items of Interest to
Our Readers.

The district court meets next Monday
Bird City and Oakley are to have -four
ing mills.
Lawyer Thomas and wife, of Atwood,
are in the city to day.
AL Stout is rejoicing over the arrival
of fine boy at his house.
A. F. Hartmann has gone to Kansas
City. where he will remain.
Mrs. Gus Lauterbach is visiting for a
few weeks in Red Cloud, Nebr.
w. II. Copeland spent several days in
Denver during this and last week.
Miss Ida Meglemre returned last Mon
day from visit to friends at Rexford.
The Alma branch of the U. P. will GER
tsinly be built to this city this summer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theo. Weld are making
short visit to their son DR.. j. w. Weld
at Stockton, Kansas.
A meeting of the Building and Loan
association was held Monday night at
Weld s. Campbells Office.
Capt. Meglemre had the misfortune to
have a valuable horse severely cut in a
barbed wire fence last week.
There will be services at the Prcsby-
terrain church next Sunday morning and
evening. Everybody invited to attend.
Base ball is becoming quite an amuse-
ment for the young men about town. A
good game was played yesterday even
ing.
Many families are leaving all the north
west counties to stem over the hard
times. They are stepping from the try
ing pan into the fire.
James NJ. Padget, q job printer at
Phillipsburg, made us pleasant call last
Friday while enroute to Quinter, Cove
county. on business.
Samuel Dunkin and family started by
wagon yesterday afternoon for Denver
to spend several months and perhaps
make their future home
Grant Levitt went to Denver Tuesd ay
evening with some Cstock. Will Sum-
mers accompanied him to spend few
days in the Colorado metropolis.
A city pound has been instituted just
back of Gillespie's barn, and when your
hogs come up missing go to City Marshal
Meglemre and pay the pound fee.
A day school picnic will be given at
the Barker school house tomorrow week.
A nice programme has been prepared,
and pleasant time is anticipated.
Chas. Buschow, president of the Farm.
ers and Merchants Bank, is the proud
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
BUCKLENs ARNICA SALyE.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Few
er Sores, letter, Chapped Hands. Chill
blains, Corns aud all Skin Eruptions, and
positively cures Piles or no pay required.
It is guaranteed to give perfect 'satisfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price IS cents
per box For sale by Martin s. Hampton.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12

Good people of Colby, and Thomas
and adjoining counties, l have just re
ceived large stock of ready made Cloth
ing, Boys Knee Pant Suits, Boys Long
Pant Suits. Mems Full Suits, Boys odd
Pants and Coats, Mems Odd Coats Pants
Pants and Vests, large variety, and
good goods at bankrupt prices. We I'M
derbuy and undersell.
Miss Eva Miles has opened dressmak-
ing parloIs at the home of her sister Mrs.
D. D. Spaid, on Fourth street. Satisfac-
fiOn guaranteed
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
Notice to Contestants.
Z. S. LAND OFFICE,

.. S. LAND OFFICE,
OBERLIN, Ks, June 4, 1890.
By order of Hon. Commissioner, G. L.
O., Washington, D. c., a fee of one dol
lar will be required to be deposited with
each contest filed IN this Office on or af
ter July LIST 1890.
J. B. MCGONIGAL, Receiver
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

Letters remaining in the Colby post
office for the week ending June 12, 1890;
Mrs. John Clair, Mrs. L. A. Clark,
Charles w. Cribs, Linden Lee, c. w.
Trail. G. w. Tubbs, Frank Woennelle,
Ikel Yoeman, J.P. Youngwith, 8.
Parties calling for the above letters will
please say advertised"
DANIEL BRADBURY, p. NJ.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12

Local freight trains will run ahead of time or
be annulled at the company's pleasure.
All trains run on mountain time west OF
Phillipsburg.
Accommodation daily except Sundays. All
other trains run daily. ID. WALLACE, Agt.
Pullman sleeping and free reclining chair
cars between Denver and Chicago without
change ria the Great Rock Island Route.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
Building Association.

The Building and Loan Association
held meeting last Monday night and
elected the following directors for the
ensuing year:
j A. McKillip, L. L. French, G. w.
Goodsoe, T. P. Feehan, c. ID. Farrell,
H. B. Stout, D. Bradbury, Ike Crumly
and L. L. Mccormick.
The directors then met and elected the
following officers:
PRESIDENT. A. McKillip.
Vice President-T. P. Feehan.
Secretary-J. E. Campbell.
Treasurer-L. L. French.
A continual coughing Is very annoying
to persons sitting near you in any kind of
a gathering; besides, it is of great dam
age to the throat and lungs, and is ex-
ceedingly dangerous at this season of the
year. One-half bottle of Beggs' Cherry
Cough Syrup will relieve any ordinary
cough. and this remedy costs no more
than the inferior grades that are thrown
o. P. Baugh, druggist.
Boys knee pants 35c at j. P. Bayha's.
Lamont's barber shop IN old Thos. Co
bank building for clean shave or artis-
tic hair cut.
Chopped feed at w. p. Moons. Try
his flour. Better and cheaper than any
where else in the City.
Opaque window shades, figured, on
N. Y. Racket.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
Scattering Sheaves.

Small grain of all kinds is looking
badly and should it rain soon there will
be partial crop. Yet we fear the larger
part is beyond redemption. Some are
already blowing up their wheat and
planting the ground to corn. Corn is
looking remarkably fine.
June 5, to Mr.. and Mrs. Chas Smith, a
son, usual weight and Charles is happy.
Mr. Flynn has purchased the Sc. g.
7-31. Consideration not known.
Mr.. Young, near Rexford, is very ill
with heart and kidney trouble.
Quite an amount of sickness at pres
ent. VOx PoPULI
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12

If you or any OF your family should hap
pen to be frightfully burned or scalded,
what have you in the house to alleviate
the pain until you can get physician?A
box of Beggs' German Salve on hand at
times like this would save world of suf
fering and oftentimes doctor bill, as it
has no equal in cases of this kind, as well
as inflammation of all kinds. o. P.
Baugh, druggist.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
kuk0 Kernels.

kuko k01no00.
j. E. Wilson went to Brewster last
week.
Ed Pickard took load of hogs to Col
by one day last week.
Joe Shields has new cultivator.
G. Cornwell visited at Mr.. Simpsons
Thursday night.
A. w. Steele has gone to Colorado to
work. He will be gone about month.
Henry Ross has new house.
STUBBs.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12

Big 4th of July at Colby, Kansas. in
1890, and the n. Y. Racket will sell you
goods for a third and half less than
elsewhere in Colby. Don't fail to call
and see.
Final Proof written, and satisfaction
assured by Probate Judge J. E. Lesh, at
Colby, Kansas. Give him your proofs.
Go to j. NJ. Summers postoffice book
store for fresh bananas, oranges, lem
Ons, cocoanuts and hickory nuts.
The finest. largest, ripest bananas, Or
anges and lemons in the city. at the n.
Y. Racket. J. p. BAYHA.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
Patents

In the WaKeeney land Office for the fol-
lowing names:
Charles B. Jenney. Fred c. Oltson,
Daniel L. Newberry, John B. Mitchell,
William H. Council, John'A Mcfarland,
Frank m. Higgins, Henry W. Davis,
William H. Robuck, Austin Cuck, James
v. Atkins, Reuben H. Rickert, Wilson
NJ. Hunsberger, Joseph E. Lesh, John Nj.
Limpus, Henry M. FretZ, Charles w.
Cole, Stewart Rexroat, Sylvester A. Half
lin, Abner Burch. Nels o. Serven
THAT HACKING COUGH can be
so quickly cured by Shilohs Cure. We
guarantee it. For sale by Martin&Hamp-
ton. l
Go to Bayha-N. Y. Racket-where
you canlbuy goods, clothing, shirts, hos
iery, embroideries, laces, etc.-Retail at
wholesale prices
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12

You have heard your friends and
neighbors talking about it. You may
yourself be one of the many who know
from personal experience just how good
a thing it is. If you have ever tried it,,
you are one of its staunch friends, be-
cause the wonderful thing about it is. that
when once given a trial, DR.. Kings New
Discovery ever after holds place in the
house. If you have never used it and
should be afflicted with cough, cold or
any throat, lung or chest trouble. secure
a bottle at once and give it a fair trial. 1t
is guaranteed every time, or money re-
funded. Trial bottles free at Martin &
Hampton's drugstore.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
THE FIRST STEP

Perhaps you are run down, can't eat,
can't sleep, can't think, can't do any
thing to your satisfaction, and you won
der what ails you. You should heed the
warning. you are taking the first step in
to nervous prOstration. You need nerve
tonic and in Electric Bitters you will find
the exact remedy for restoring your ner-
vous system to its normal, healthy condi-
ton. Surprising results follow the use of
this great nerve tonic aud alternative. Your
appetite returns, good digestion restored,
and the liver and kidneys resume healthy
action. Try bottle. Price SOC at Martin
s. HamptOn's drugstore. 6
Ladies' and Misses Hats, Trimmings
Tips. Flowers. Ribbons, sold for nearly
one-half they are being sold for else
where in the city. Don't be the last to
call, ladies. or you will miss big Bar
gains" at the n. Y. Racket
w. P. Moon will sell flour cheaper
than anybody else. He handles the best
patent Brakeman flour, feeds, and brans
Final proof notices published hereafter
in the Thomas County CAT. The old
price of $500 will prevail. Contest motto
es $500 each.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
For lowest rates
on chatteI loans call
on Thomas County
Bank,
PATENTS GRANTED

PATENTS GRANTED
To citizens of Kansas during the past
week and reported for this paper by c.
A. Snow & Co., Patent Lawyers, oppO-
site Us. Patent Office, Washington, D &.
F. Balderson, Oketo, belt replacer; c.
E. Bechtel, Udall, airship. c. L. Burge.
Emporia, clothes prop. W.Fuhlhage,Jr.,
Yates Center, corn harvester. o. John
SOD, Lindsborg, horse power apparatus.
NJ. c. Mosher, Wichita, nroller crushing
machine.
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made misera-
bic by that terrible cough. Shiloh's Cure
is the remedy for you. For sale by Mar
tin & Hampton.
Chicago Lumber
Co has best grades
Of lumber
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12

All new styles and just what you need
for trimming hats. bonnets and dresses,
and the same have been Csc, 75c. S5c.
and $1.O0 yard; We will fill your orders
for
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-06-12
THE NEW DISCOVERY.

J. B. MCGoNIGAL, Receiver
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
THE LHADER WOULD LIKE

To know if the late election wasn't a
surprise to the g. 0. p.
To know if there was anyone present at
the Huron celebration last Wednesday.
To havea good correspondent at Eden
and Lennox.
Toknow if Deacon Nash knows what
became of the lies he telegraphed to the
Sioux Falls Argus-Leader on the capital
vote in this county.
To know why the editor Of the Advo-
cate changed his boarding place SO sud
denly.
To know how Doctor Gerver.s pulse is
beating a
To see a more lively business house
than Helmey s. Kelman's.
To know what has become Of the Can
ton Commercial club.
~ Toknow if Loucks and Leavitt are not
being cheated out of the election.
To know what has become Of our starch
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
SUFFRAGE AMENDMENT.
Adyjee Gr.atis,

Frau Won Mnlhof, who was noted for parsi-
mony, ono day met the renowned DR.. Lind
mann on the promenade. Eagerly availing
herself Of tho opportunity thus afforded Of
getting . MttlSadvice gratis, she exclaimed:
How fortuIate I am in meeting you, my
dear doctorl have felt so very weak Of
late, and evel time ! 60 out am overcome
BY fatigue. tay, what would you recon-
mend mo 70 sF' "a g ;,s 4s5s
"a cab, u,a1zasn, !, = was the doctors laconie
reply, g he anrned On his heels and wake:
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
~ :" females. !.
No. persons Of school J. age, males. Y a J.

Average monthly wages q males q g g g
No. persons Of school age, males -. ,4s3
females...... 1928
Whole No. pupils enrolled 49,. ...... s.s7s
Average daily attendance. ............ ,253
Per cent. OF attendance. i. ............. 66
Average cost per month, for each .
ARssss, RsR3s ssFe''ad se' mdn;hs "a e
No. OF visits of county supt. .......... 1873
No. OF volumes in district libraries SO
Total amount OF outstanding bonds,
sasy
Canton city not included IS. .....:.: 8 aOe5.79
Canton city .......................s 10000
Increase OF Indebtedness in county 0O.OO
Average. Ave, ,ese tax n levy 4; for ensuing year, -
No. Gee certiaoates s. issued, lyt: grade = : I :
saa' g. ,' 3 3
Total J. :. Ks. 4. so
institute fees paid BY applicants ~. 5000
Institute fund on hand July 1, 80. 49,. 5 1881
One institute held an enrolment off,. 90
Amount Received y ssps as salary los1 s, s 3
as otf1ce expenses . N.65
FINANCIAL STATEMENT.
Balance on hand July1, 1889 s aO9l.5 IS
Amount received from special tax. 21117.O1
apporttonment 1871
oil other sources 34e,s4
Total receipts for the year. u, 7,7O6.51
Paid for school houses ................ 1426.85
school house sites ........... COCO
Amount paid for furniture. .......... h06.5S
la apparatus and fixtures 1880
!" - teachers wages .......... 1934O.34
!" int. on bonds .......... 2O60.43
= redemption Of bonds. 9O6.95
. services Of school officers 513.94
mentioned. 8 . ]. 3. 5,l1ssl
the year sllso61
Cash in school treasurer's hands at
Total to balance receipts -. 37,70S.51
Respectfully submitted.
@. B. IsHAM,
County Superintendent.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
An Embarrassing Situation.

There was to be company at dinner, and
Bobby's mother had cautioned him to be care
full Of his behavior, especially to eat sparing-
" and always to say thank you when any
thing was passed to him.
The old people were rather numerous and,
perhaps, rather hungry. At all events, they
kept the hostess 80 busy that she found no
time to wait upon Bobby. The little fellow
grew desperate.
stSay, ma" he whispered, after a time,
chow can I eat sparingly and say thank you
il don't get anythingT gT'-Binghamton Re
publican
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
His verslo0

i 3 !. = .- lr Z
It IS the excellent practice Of the teachers
in the Washington public schools to give out
to their pupils brief extracts from tho best
poetry and to ask the pupils to reproduce tds
idea In thsir own language This not o1fy
familiarizes the pupils with our best itera-
ture, but teaches them TO read understand
ingly and to write each in his own indspsad-
ent style. The other day $50 . gentleman
who vouches for the truth Of the story in
forms us) teacher gave ont the following
lines from Longfenow:
Iheard the trailing garments Of night
Sweep through her marble halls
saw her sable skirts all fringed with light
From the celestial walls
One little fellow brought in his translation,
beginning:
Iheard the long tails Of her night shirt
Scratch along the stone floor.
Washington Post.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
Not for the Old Man.

.sAny arsenica" softly asked the little wo-
man as the druggist came forward with his
usual retail smile.
s.Yes'm."
''I'd like quarters worth, please"
'sYes'm. How are YOU going to admins
ter its'
"Why-why, nscheese or bread, I suppose.
Isn't that the general ways"
Some give it in coffee. /"
.sWhy, rats don't drink coffee, do theyg'
ssOhl it's for rats, ehs Then cheese is the
proper thing. .n-Detroit Free Press.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
Same Thing.

Jack timpatiently) What do you want TO
howl .sRatsl" for in that idiotic manner
whenever you hear an old storyf
Ned-Probably for the same reason that
you yell 'Chestnuts!' when anybody springs
an old gag on you.
Jack-But there's some sense in that.
There's story connected with chestnuts-
Ned-Exactly; and there's a tail connected
with rats. Judge.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
A Masculine Ruse.

Mrs Sweetly-Oh, dear! don't have any
spending money these days.
Mrs Younghusband- nota
Mrs Sweetly- Because, every time ask
my husband for $40, he bawls out "Rats!"
and it frightens me so have given up asking
for pin money. Burlington Free Press.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
Go.des, 20 Dissertation.

Philadelphia Judge-Why did you, hith
erto respected and pacific citizen. kill your
wtfes
Prisoner-Weu, you see. judge, it's awfully
dull at home on Sundays. and wansed a lit
tie excitement. Today
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
CREAM OF THE WEEKS NEWS.
\ District Court Stiiin Session County Su-
penintsadent isham Submits his
Report for 1890.
IN ises1ssa b Letter From Wonhing-
other items ofHsws and General
Information.
.DIsTRICr couRT.

~ II DISTRICT COURT. .
The October term Of the District court
is still In session. The past week or more
the court has devoted largely to the hear
ing Of the case of Dean Bros. against Col.
! Gale. "A full report Of this sessionwill be
given next week.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
A Wise Prec,,ution.

"Did you win your suits"
II did. y
"Easilys'
"Quite SO. Our judge is the most honest
man in the world. The day before the de-
cision 1wrote him a few lines begging him
to accept u check for 500 francs which in
closed
"But it seems to me this was proceeding
which might have ruined your case"
quite SO. Only took care to sign my
adversarv's name TO the check. lie Figaro.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
The Truth Abont IA

''Don't be in such an awful hurry said
old Uncle Tobias TO his nephews and niecea
"You lose great deal by being in such an
awful hurry llightnin' might do great
deal more il it wasn't always in such an awful
bury n-London It'd BitA
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
Too Costly to Trife Wit

Caller Why don't you try Christian Sci
e:ce for Fidos You know how much it did
for our baby.
Hostess Yes, but can't afford to fool
with the life of that dog. Why, he Gust s45i
Boston Gazette
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
Can Stand II Now.

A London dude has been poisoned through
sucking the head OF his cane This news will
60 long way towards reconciling US to the
spectacle Of a long cared. knock kneed ex-
quisite absently chewing the knob Of his
stick,-Melbourue Punch
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1890-11-14
Gubernatorlal Heatla,,.ltEer..

.'Can stay here to-nightg' inquired the
traveller at the hotel in Charleston. W. Va.
Sorry to disapFoint you, sir. !" replied the
clerk, briskly. "but our house is full and
running over AL the governors OF the
state are stopping here Chicago NewA