Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-05
SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON.
THE whisky is comm thro' the rye.

SENSIBLE is he or she who fingers with the
stay-at-homes in June, July and August. and
slips away in September for quiet rest. Tney
escape the crowds, the ball rooms. the mos
quitoes, the high tariffs, the gushing girls and
the sashed noodles and can sip the September
sweets on sea and shore with satisfaction not
dreamed of by those who skip out with the first
touch of a summer sun. Shift your date once
and be convinced.
SEPTEMBER can give June cards and little
casino and then win out.
You can wear a vest over flannel shirt If
you have one.
To be stylish letter writer In Germany you
must fold the notepaper longwise and insert 1t
In q long, narrow envelope. It will be the
proper caper here bye-and-bye. It is device
of the paper makers to make you buy and buy.
THE leaves are leaving the trees and sticking
to the skirts of the women who wear lace
dresses.
CHIcAGoANs are growing cross-eyed looking
for fair site.
FALSE hair dealers are doing bang mp busi-
ness now. The salty sea air has frayed and
faded last years purchases, and the hairless
girls are laying in q winter supply.
THE accident at the East Liberty crossing
when the safety gates were not closed did not
amount to much. 1t might have been serious.
Take care, then.
THE man who touches a buzz saw to find
out if it is revolving will never do it again,
TELEPHONE MADNESS" is the latest mind
disease. A ParIsienne the other day shouted
"Hello. CENTRAL" in the street, and by means
of the invisible telephone communicated with
st. Peter-rather she thought she did. The
strangest thing about this is she did not want
to be switched on to some man milliner's shop.
She must have been stark. staring mad.
PITTsBURGERs go in for dogs as well as pig
iron. They are prize winners in both lines.
A COAT Of paint would greatly improve some
of the business blocks in the old city.
THE Chicago millionaire who ruptured a
blood vessel while quarrellng with his wife's
dressmaker, over little bill, was too mean to
live anyway.
The best argument for the stability of our
uabuLdl sdS supply 10 bue 1aCb tHab SIndIG men
are putting their money in the pipes which
distribute it. 1t will last long enough to pay
the piper.
THE mosquito is going out of buzzlness.
REEDS Boston speech Is worth reading. If
you are a Democrat you will differ with the
above sentence, however.
r. Cn1.
proved lands to the city, she will soon rake in
enough money to improve some of her dilapi-
dated holdings.
THE Ayes have it on the question OF running
all-night cars on the suburban street railway
lines. 1t was square vote, gentlemen. and re-
fected the sentiment of the thousands attend
ing the Exposition on the opening night. Now
what are you going to do about it?
A NIGHT wrap may save doctor bill,
THE women who wear low-crowned hats
headed.
EVERY drunkard Is a drlnker, but every
drinker is not drunkard. But il you cannot
withstand temptation, touch not taste not,
handle not.
WE congratulate the weather.
It's Poor Farm, but it's worth about $780,
600 all the same.
CHARITY covers a multitude of sins, but the
supply hardly equals the demand.
GOLD quartz jewelry is displayed in some of
the shop windows. 1t is new, and Is American,
you bet!
THE highest kicker in the bailey gets the
highest salary.
THE birds are planning winter excursions.
IT does seem strange that the glass house at
the Exposition draws the biggest crowd in
Hall. Glass houses do business TN
der the very noses of the people who gaze in
at the manipulators. but they
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