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The morning call., 1890-06-21

RE- First Methodist Episcopal Church
o. Powell ST.. bet. Washington and Jackson-M.
ID. Buck, pastor. Glass meetings at 10 A. NJ and
1880 P. N. Preaching at / a. N. by Rev. William
Taylor Sunday-school including Annis Mer-
RMS Bible class, at II so P. VI. Boys and Girls
NJ. Preaching at 7:45 P. NJ by tn pastor from the
text; 40 lion shall be there" Regular services
Monday, Wednesday and Thursday nights Phusnix
Band of Hope Friday night. Spanish services for
children Sunday. at 1880 and for adults Sunday at
ESQ and Tuesday night. The seats free and all
~ Central Methodist Episcopal Church,
E7~S Mission ST., bet. Sixth and Seventh-Rev w
W. Case I'D, pastor. Residence, 1914 Mission ST.
Mr.. j. j. Morris, Musical Director Central Male
Chorus viii sing Sunday-schooI at l O'Clock Young
mems meeting at d. Young ladies' meeting at s.
Christian Endeayor meeting at $50. In the morn
ing Rev ~ d. Buck Will preach. In the evening
Bishop William Taylor of Africa viii preach.
Prayer meeting Wednesday evening. Welcome
TO all these services. 1t
EP Woodbridge Presbyterian Church,
J. Curtis Tomorrow, services in the chapel ZEN
trance on Camp ST. at IL a. NJ. Whittier Than
school and pastors bibe-class at II go O'Clock
social and eandypu Tuesday evening at Mrs c.
Bebrnanu'S 81 Shotwell st. GOSPEL meeting
coined. 1t
E5 Howard Presbyterian Church, Mis-
Gulch lately from the Hawaiian sS is a9I%as viii
preach tomorrow at II A. NJ. and at as p. NJ.
WORK in spain" sunday-schooI at 8 80 a. NJ and
80 p. NJ Young Peoples Society OF Christian
Endesvor at 6:l5 P. NJ. Prayer meeting on Wednes.
are kindly and cordially invited to these services. 1t
ES First Presbyterian Church Cor of
ES~S Van Ness ave. aud Sacramento st2Rey Rob
ert Mackenzie D. D. pastor The Rev I r Stew.
art, D. D., co-pastor, Will preach at IL NJ and :45
PM sunday-school at l2:l5 P. NJ Young Peoples
n,eati,s, ~ wednesa, eU,antn az PIP M iiayer
welcome to these services. 1t
R~S5s Central Presbyterion Taherp.cIa
G~S cor. Golden Gate ave and POLK stNRey Dr.
Ellis pastor will preach this morning and evening
Morning theme: THE Mystery solved" ~ Eyeni ng;
theme: ..The Tongue" Sabbath-schooI at a an y
81. nouhg 1eopeS Soeiety Oh CHRISTIAN Endeavor
inecto AZ o'oV r. h. Iia1er meeting every WedneS-
udy evening. II
5Zzs Church of Christ fScieptistl UoIds
Gp-E Christian Science services every sund,r ~
IL A. NJ in Fraternai Hail Aicazor iRrildina' az az
OIFarreiI st betweent Stoct ron md powaiS 81
Blb.e class from ~ TO / All are invited mva So ~
go .@s : % :.
NOTICES OF MEETINGS.
.>r>r~~>>~s-~>~'~~-->>>
49, Herm mn Lodge, No. 121, +.
~ ana A. M-The oiheers and members "a
are hereby notIned TO attend called meet Xxx
The morning call., 1890-06-21

SUPERINTENDENT REYNOLDS Now.-Follow-
ing tie resignation OF John MeCord the superin-
tendency Of the Sutter-street Railroad has been
given 10 johnson Reynolds, formerly OF the
Piedmont Railroad at Oakland
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DE-. DANES Stanton

DIR. James stanton
Has removed from ga Washington street TO
DIR. James Murphy's Office, 600 Clay street, cor
ner OF kearnY.
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'ALL down" from the weakening effects Of
warm weather. you need good tonic and blood
purifier like Hoods Sarsaparla. Give this peculiar
medicine trial. Sold by all drnggisrs
The morning call., 1890-06-21
FEMALE HELP WANTED.

WANTED-sECoND GIRL FOR SMALL AMER
w lean family, 800: also cook and aundress,
same house, $50, see lady here this morning; o
Mattresses for country hotels. S25 EACH fare paid.
Apply MISS X. PLUNKETr. 424 Suffer st. 1t
w tells and resorts, 800 and $25 5 chambermads
and Mattresses, short distance, $50; French girl
for housework, country, $25, party here For
ty-Boarding-house cook, $25; waitress to take
charge, $25; = chambermaids and assist with walt
ing. SEQ German maid and seamstress, $25 and q
great many girls for housework. city and country,
at $40. $40 and SIS. Apply to J. Il. CRoSETT ~
CO.. 202 Stockton SC. 1t
WANTED-HOUSEKE FOR RESORT. AP-
W ply to HOTEL GAZETTE, 1870 Kearny 1t
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written to the City Hall and Courthouse
Commission that it could furnish the iron
needed in the new Courthouse building
about 100000 worth-25 per cent cheaper
than Pittsburp firms
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Visit Battle of Getlysburg. Market and Tenth.
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puBLICATIoN OFFICE

TIE MONNINU OALL
Fas n larger circulation than any other
newspaper published in San Francisco.
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State Dino Savings Bank, 634 Market st.
william Wilson OF Oakland was elected on
Friday as President, and w. w. Davis OF Oak
land Director Quite large amount OF the
stock has been taken in Oakland and a branch
Is to be opened al 952 broadway. Oakland.
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sPE.CIAI NOTICES.

FST3 Corns. Bunlons, sores. etc., Posi-
LE-S lively cured with Dr. Halpruner's corn save;
price 25c; sold by all druggists; trial sample free
at Dr. Halpruner's once, $50 Market ST. Its
The morning call., 1890-06-21
PEARS Soap is The most elegant toilet adjunct.

DIR. Rogers Heart Tonic. Best blood purifier.
The morning call., 1890-06-21

For FALSE ELECTROMAGNETIC H. Penn has
sued Zach Ravens in the Justices Court TO re-
cover 1926 damages for false Imprisonment.
He charges that Ravens had him arrested for OBJ
LAWYER.
The morning call., 1890-06-21
THE CALLS CALENDAR.
JUNE, 1890.

: AHp of our patrons who fm TO find The
R6RhIRG CALL for sale by train-5oyS viii
ccTter a favor by notifying his office Of The
. fncf
The morning call., 1890-06-21

The German Empress Frederick loves little
children. She often be seen TO stop and pat
lie little ones Sue meets IN her daily walks and
never tails 10 speak kindly TO them.
The morning call., 1890-06-21
- Howeles Home BaSery Removed
49, from 246 to 4l6 Ellis ST. leo I5t

~ DIR. G. T.. Blake Sr., Dentist Has
e'-S removed from Market ST. to 23Ia Post next
TO Me.hlnics' Institute ielS I'm
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CHURCH NOTICES.

BEAcH,M's Pills cure SICK headache.
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EP Templar RebeBah Degree ,SSAanll1,
us~S Lodge, No. 10. i. o. o. f.. meets SS<eE1s<-
THIS SATURDAY. EVENING, in ~
Memorial Hail. l. o. o. +. Building, cor. '>%I1hNS~
Market and Seventh SITS. All members OF the derree
are cordially invited TO meet with u.s. Degree woik
every second and fourth Saturdays.
JULIA l.. ZEIGLER N C.
NELLIE Il. WILKINS. Rec. Sec. M Co
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M ANTED-STICKERMAN SO 80 A DAY; OK
w teamster, as and board: saw-hier, $50 ana
board blacksmiths. 81 aud IS so a day and $45 and
board horSe-Shoer, So day, steady work: cabinet
maker for country, So to So so a day; gardener,
$50 to $685. wheelwrizht, 50 so to 50 so day; stair
builders, 81 day: bench-hands SO to SO 80 a day:
umberpilers labOrerS, farmers and others, at going
wages. Apply to J. +. CRoSETT d CO., 62s saera-
mentO st. 1t
The morning call., 1890-06-21

Y DUNG GIRL WANTS TO DO GENERAL HOUSE
work in small family. Please call at 10 Rincon
place. bet. First and Second, Harrison and Bryant
streets. je20 ITS
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NTANTED-MAN AND WIFE FOR BOARD
W ing-school, country, $40 TO $50 boss here,
A. NJ; man ABOUT place, private family, country,
$50; German boarding house cook, $40; restaurant
cook, $40; German waiter, $50; waiter, country,
$50; dish-waSher $50 and room; labOrer for quarry
young man around bakery. 500 mixer, see boss
here, A. Nj, $50. DELORME q ANDRE, $40
Suffer ST. 1t
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DAILROAD LABORERS FOR WASHINGTON
III and California: saw-mill laborers and saw-mill
mechanics for California Oregon and Washington:
horse-shoers blackSmiths and carpenters for
try; farmers, Faneh-teamsters cana-bands, scraper
Transfers Iaborers for quarry, pck-and-shove men
work for thousand people at going wages Call
early and select your place at G. X. HANSEN 81
CO.'S, 10 Geary st. 1t
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CooK AND LAUNDRESS; GOOD WASHER AND
" ironer; city or country. 10 Anthony st. 20 2t+
COMPETENT AND RELIABLE NURSE SEEKS
" position to l or chdren; $25 to $50 per
month. Address n. Boy 90, CALL Branch. ie2O 2t*
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HELP wANrED-coNrrsuED.

BARRIERS SITUATIONS PROMPTLY FILLED
ID Apply or address to 3 Mason ST.. Room 5. IT Z
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FINANCIAL.


DEFoRE MoRTGAGING YOUR PROPERTY
ID see ISAACS, All o'Farrell ST., 5 to per
cent ie2O 2ts
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NANTED-CopK. COUNTRY HOTEL S45;
w walters, frst-class country hotel near city,
$50; hotel porter, country, $50; hotel walters,
city s25; Kitchen man. so. and others. Apply to
j. +. CROSETT q CO., 62S Sacramento st. 1t
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MALE HELP WANTED.

. FARMERS 81 %; 4 FARMERS. S35; FAR
quarrynen, 81 IS; harnesscleaner, city, $50; 2
shareholders. SO so a day; bench-hands. SO so;
Wheelwright, country IS 80. Il. I. WARD a CO.,
go Clay st. 1t
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MARX TWAIN'S NEW BOOK, "a CONNECrt
wi cut Yankee IN King Arthur's Court" a keen aaf
powerful satire on English nobility and royalty.
immense sales; big profits. Apply quickly for ter rs
and territory TO A. L. BANCROFT * CO., 49, Post
ST.. San Francisco nol3 II
The morning call., 1890-06-21

R|S5s The Reg uIar Meeting of Har- p
sf~S mony, L. o. L., No. 1877, VIII be held
In Music Hall, 927 Mission ST., THIS SAT 1~tS>P
URDAY) EVENING, at O'clock G0--NSA
1t JOHN 6. SHoRTT, Secretary y q no.,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

In the single industry Of iron and
steel in this country 1880 men are
employed, who receive every two
weeks $939,6O0 In wages, or s23, 4s7,-
800 year.
"A sleeps eye resembles the human
eye. Young opticians often use the
eye OF a sheep in learning many OF the
most critical points connected with
their profession. IN. Y. Press.
Mrs. Millicent Garrett Fawcett, in
a recent lecture, called attention to the
fact that the heaviest brain ever
weighed was that q famous naturalist,
and the next heaviest. that OF washer
woman. The natural inference is that
there is no well-established relation be-
tween brain weight and brain power.
"A single plate OF perforated zinc
about afoot square. suspended over a
gas jct, is said to retain tho hoxious
smanations from burning gas. which Il
"a well known destroys the binding OF
books, tarnishos the gliding and viii
ates the atmosphere for breathing.
"A still body OF water o, tempcra-
turc OF from soycnty-hse degrees TO
eighty degrees, which is about the or
dinary summer temperature, will evap.
orate about three-elghths OF an inch In
twenty-four hours II there is no wind.
With the wind blowing at twenty miles
an hour. the evaporation will be about
half an inch.
DIR. Dorpiold, a German archmalo-
glst. thinks that tho Greeks borrowed
their different styles OF architecture
from Egypt, and from several Of the
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14


ancient peoples OF Asia. The remains
OF the eiifices at Mycen@ and Tiryns,
he says. bear wonderful resemblance
TO the Jowish temple ut Jerusalem.
They have an improved method OF
lasting shoes in some OF the Maine shoe
factories by which cement Is made to
take the place OF pegs and tacks. The
device. which is patented, costs twenty
per cent. loss than all other articles for
the purpose, and Ia said TO do three
times the work.
Water is made up OF two different
things, hydrogen and oxygen. II has
In 1t two measures OF hydrogen and one
OF oxygen, but the later Is so much
heavier than the former. that nine
pounds OF water contain eight pounds
OF oxygen and only ono pound OF hy-
drogen. The way in which this COM
position Is proved is by means OF vol
taic electricity with an apparatus
made especially for the purpose. II
will be found minutely described In all
standard textbooks OF chemistry.
The art Of bread making has been
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14

Figured Chambray Gingham &c a
yard, worth Is cents.
Fine French Gingham ~ ic yard,
worth 25 cents.
Black Silk Warp Henriettas Toe,
Doc. 81 90, value $l.00, Sl.25 and Sl.4o
Fine quality Satin slightly dam
aged by water, l5c yard, worth 1bc'
Black English Garnet Earrings,
worth 50c, for 5 cents pair.
23c A yard for Fancy Brocade
Ribbons with wide Velvet
Stripes, all shades, worth 80 cents.
Chenille Applique Flowers, 25 cents
each, worth Sl.0O.
The best Russia Crash, 10 cents a
yard, worth 10 cents.
Brass Tidy Pins 5 cents a dozen,
worth % cents
Fancy silk Cords, 8 cents q yard,
cheap at 10 cents.
Silver Thimbles, 3 cents each.
Fancy Eiderdown, 80 cents yard.
46-inch Colored Henrietta Cloth,
72c a yard, cheap at 90 cents.
42-inch Pepperell Pillow Cotton,
II cents yard.
4Cc All wool Black Henrietta.
There is no such value as this
in tho country. Henriettas of this
price are generally of American man
ufacture, while the one we advertise
is French make.
Ladies' Fancy Striped Imported
Isle hose at Scents pair, worth 75c.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14
AN EFFECTIVE WAY.
How GeorEia Father Got RID OF suitor
He didn't Like.

How oeorE'n fa.nsr % 30, n'a OF "S'''''
a,.,..,. rho c,n
.,a-.a IN, i,noaroa 4, an. ,,nes,rv.
,,naa nen -. L. ~ re uoaamon, mars,or
Tha.a was s,,gb, noise un-s,airs
-. ,rar,,,,,,a wh,snarad.
10 .r.,I,A,.,. !, a. -. .,d h.
.on' ~ - -.
~ ooJoo'' !" sou 9,y"s " 80 -.
before Mr. o'pgienian oou,u ' s,ou,,
nus nat 'ne uoor ope"'u' A"u ''
hogamon. on'9reu' a..
Niar'oeio o""e, 'oI ny my 80 -. ~
ioUm s.,,', M '.,,,S W. s,nr,om.n~
P Wa ",,nn 49,, sha aIaa,v Ian
IN ,.'ea hp. 80 ,ha sorhc,. o,,,'
'n," s'uoN "'' ''' W ''S -O'S
s'ao s, u.,, i.
, '. s ,at "a., ,ha 80 s,oss 7 wish %
, ,a.oH a,,, % & =. raS. Sa,,".s ,no 80 Ia t,o.ao,
se'''v n " .. vo -. sa ~ na ~, 80, 80
~ eaa ~ sns ~, .ha, '.',a, ,,n,,i ,o.nor
oan sou 1pS ~, 'N ~
'ow o's"is s''',s - ,,ou,orr,
ff'
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14
SOMEWHAT UNPLEASANT.

A Detective sent To Penitentiary to
Worm Secret Out Of n Convict.
One OF Pinkerton's men told me OF a
little experience in Ohio which has a
humorous side.
II was called into the Office about
month ago." he said, land told TO re-
port TO Akron, where would receive
instructions. No details were given. l
arrived at Akron and was told my
business, which was to be sent to the
pcnitentiary, where Iwould be confined
In O cell with man who was doing ten
years. was to find out the name OF
the convict's accomplice. Though 1
didn't half like the job, my hair was
cut and my mustache shaved of. and l
was put in n cell with the legend
-Four years and Half over the door,
The second day keeper came along
and marched me out to the stone-break-
ing pile, and was given a hammer to
pound up rock. Twas kept at work,
too, and treated just the same as the
others. This lasted two days, and
then another keeper watched me for
u time. and at last broke out to one OF
the guards. That man is too big and
burly to work on that small rock. Take
him up where some OF the big ones are.
l wanted to refuse. but l couldn't. 1
had TO go mp and WELD ten pound
breaker, and that night was almost
az fo,. :, hoar,ital I waa at the bio
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14
ton. EACH DAY HAS ITS SURPRISES

Never before to his knowledge had he
seen diamond, and when tho spark
ling gems were scattered over velvet
covered table, the sight almost took his
breath away.
From that moment he has possessed
a passion for diamonds. He sought
and obtained mental position with a
Broadway retailer. and soon acquired
a knowledge OF the English language.
All his spare time was devoted to the
study OF precious stones. and six years
ago he ventured into the field us an
importer. He is prosperous and re-
spected and all is due to the accidental
display OF gems in the Union Square
dealers Office. Probably no self-made
man IN the trade has acquired in SO
short time an easy air OF refinement
combined with business shrewdness.
He lives in Brooklyn, is happily mar
ried and is the father OF several little
girls. Jewellers Weekly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14
AN EMIaRANT.s LUCK.
From Castle Garden TO Maiden Lane
Less Than Seven Years.

From Castle Garden TO Maiden Lane In
Less Than Seven Years.
During the half century Of my busi-
ness career no incident OF greater In
terest has come TO my knowledge than
the peculiar circumstances attending
the debut OF young man into Maiden
Lane few years ago who Is nov a
prominent and successful importer OF
diamonds. +..l...
at was warm afternoon In July,
nine years ago that Ind occasion to
visit the Office OF Superintendent jack
son at Castle Garden. TO inquire after
the whereabouts OF our housekeeper's
sister, who had arrived the day previ-
GUS and had suddenly disappeared.
While standing In the crowded rotunda
my attention was attracted TO strap
ping young German Of the blonde type
who had lost his sweetheart and was
distracted ut not being able TO find her.
"a fcw weeks later was In Wash
ington Market with my wife. and I or
the second time saw the young man
who Interested me at Castle Garden.
He was employed at butchers stand
dressing beef. ] addressed him In
German and asked him II he had found
his girl. Yes, no had, and she had got
flne situation as chambermaid.
EARLY In the following fall at
Twenty-third street and Broadway, as
was returning from the theater, the
same man crossed my path again. He
asked me to translate for him what was
written on ono side OF u small package
which he said he had picked mp In the
street. saw II was the address OF a
prominent jowcler in Union Square and
! knew at a glance that the package
contained diamonds. | kept II aad
giving him my number asked him TO
Gull on me tho following morning. IL
turned out that u carcloss clerk had
lost the package the previous after
noon. The diamonds were worth sew
eral thousands Of dollars and tho
butcher received handsome rcwsrd.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14
THE TELL LEGEND.
Reasons for believing That the Romantic
story Il . Myth.


story Il q Myth.
was curious to see on what ground
tho'guide books based their statement
and TO learn why we could class the tale
OF Tell with such talos as that OF Eneas
OF Troy. King Arthur and tho Round
Table, or Robin Hood In the grecn
woods OF England. The facts / OBJ
tained were scattered through various
volumes, and | can only give briefly u
few OF tho principal points, mostly
taken from German book. "Tell and
Gessler In Legend and History" by
Rochholz:
Chronicles most nearly contemporary
with the tlme OF the supposed life OF
Tell do not refer 10 him.
The earliest chronicles OF tho legend
lived nearly two hundred years later.
In many ages aud centuries are found
legends OF famous marksmen shooting
at various small objects tables,
nuts. fruits, etc.
Not few legends exist OF shooting
ut objects placed on tho heads OF per-
sons:
per.inn noet In 1175 wrote n
Legend Of n king who mt an apple on
tbe beaa ~ = fnvorita slave shot nj Il.
and sniff The npplo. The slave was
made IN by the fright.
Among Europoan legends one Is
found In Wes,nhnlia: father. named
FgeI. was comnellod bv Pripoe 10
shoot an annle from bIa son's head. He
too,x three aarrows out Of his ouiyer.
aiterwnrd confossinc that n he had in
iured his som no meant 10 kin the
Prince
n,,. .,,o. q, ,ho yoor
1000 D .s,..,aa 49, - a. o,s . .n n.,nad
To,,o ~ 80. 80 s,u,nai,aa 80. hv King paro,d
ar @g mr. ,aa,,,,,s, :, .,,,,,i sn aun,s
s.on, o NJ NJ son,s ho,a MA th.t bo also
hadha ha,,naa his nbi,d meant 10
shoo, ,ha king
K,nro, Nor,vov o,o, tho p;o,s
.,.a,naa n.on,se fror, ha.ther
,n",.,,sunan uv' ,hn, ,-o could he hontized
into the ChrIs,,an faitb n the King
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14

Or A pair for Mems Fine Suspen-
ders, jacquard Web, cheap at 20
cents.
Silk Banner Rods at and 10 cents
each, worth Is and 25 cents.
Rope silk for embroidering on felt,
plush or bolting cloth, only 3 cents a
skein, worth 5 cents.
Remnants OF Fine French India
Linen, only 10 cents yard, worth
double.
Ladies' Pin striped Imported Hose,
40 gauge, worth 35 cents pair. This
sale % cents.
1Oc A pair for Misses Genuine
Lisle Thread Hose, actual
value 40 cents.
Pure Linen Crash 5 cents yard,
worth cents.
Children's Knickerbocker Merino
Hose 10 cents pair, worth 25 cents.
Fine Reversible Gossamers, silk
finish both sides, worth $3.50, This
sale SI.35,
Children's Shawknit Black Hose,
warranted fast, only 25c pair. Reg
ular price As cents.
Good quality Victoria Lawn, 4c
yard, worth 8 cents.
Celebrated Noxall Seamless Socks
only 10 cents pair.
Ladies' full fashioned trimmed
seam Hose, cheap at 10 cents. This
sale 8 cents.
Ladies' fine wool Jersey Jackets,
worth S1.25. This sale 80 cents.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14
Drunkenpsss---Liquor Hablt---ln all the
World there Is but One Cure, Or.
Hainos' Golden Specific.

1t can be taken in cup Of tea or
coffee without the knowledge OF the
person taking il, effecting speedy
and permanent cure, whether the pa
tient is moderate drinker or an al
coholic wreck. Thousands Of drunk
ards have been cured who have taken
the Golden Specific in their coffee
without their knowledge, and to-day
believe they quit drinking Of their
own free will. No harmful effect re-
suits from its administration. Cures
guaranteed. Send for circular and
full particulars. Address in conf
dence, GoLpEN SrHulFlo Co, 1876 Race
Street, Cincinnati. Ohio.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14

Mems Jersey Ribbed Underwear,
worth 81 90 each. This sale 80 cents.
5c A yard fine Linen Torchon Lace,
slightly soiled on ends, actual
value 10 to 80 cents. These are fine
imported goods, please don't confound
them with the low grade stuff the
market is flooded with.
Elegant Chenille Portieres 81 80, $50,
$50 and 4.75 worth $3.50, 400, 500
and 7.50.
Brocade Silk Hankerchiefs loc.-----
Fine Plaid Nainsook Sc a yard
worth Is cents.
Blue and Red Penang 10c a yard,
mill price l0l cents.
Stripe Selicia 10 cents yard worth
10 cents.
Beautiful Plaid Dress Goods 64
cents a yard, will be worth lbs in
month.
Very fine quality all wool Surah
Cloth, silk finish cheap at rs cents
yard, this sale 45 cents.
95c each for chldren's natural
wool underwear regular price
GO cents.
Fine Embroidered Directiore Col
lars worth GO cents. This sale 25c.
Lovely Neck Ruches worth 35c.
This sale 10 cents.
Balmoral Skirts worth 75c. This
sale so cents.
2c a yard for Black Lace Stripe Or
gandia 81 inches wide mote
width.) This isn't misprint.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-02-14
HUMOROUS.


Lone Train Robbor-"Hold up
your hands!'' Passenger (teebly)-
Don't shoot. mister. Can't you see
that every man in the car has tainted
dead awayP"--Life. :.
Young Swell-.'See here! This
watch won't run. What do you sup
pose Is the matter with itp" Jeweler
-"Well. l should say the fault is in
that vest you have on. The pattern is
loud enough TO stop clock. boston
Herale
Mrs. Jason-"That fellow out in
Nebraska who bet his wife against a
COW on The election was no gentle.
man." Mr.. Jason-'I should say not;
no gentleman makes bet where he is
sure to win no matter how it goes."-
Terre IIaute Express.
--Boarder-''What is the reason ]
don't have a napkin any moreP"
Hostess (severely)--"Because before
you eat you always take It to wipe your
plate. cup, saucer, knife, fork and spoon,
and that makes the napkin so dirty
that l have to give you fresh one
each time."-Wasp.
Visitor Cat insane asylum )-"Who
Is that fine-looking man makes stars
crosses and things out of lettersp"
Attendant-''Oh. he was the editor OF
a children's column in some paper
One week he lost the answers to the
puzzles and tried to solve them him.
self. "-Munsey's Weekly.
-Wife-"John. don'tyou want some
OF these plums for lunchP They're
some / put up" Husband. mo; J
don't like plums with the pits In"
Wife-"But John, these plums have
no pits" Husband-''Oh. that's so;
they haven't knew there was some
thing about them / didn't like."-
Judge.
-Joblot = "See here, Isaacs. i
thought you said you would warrant
these trousers to wear?" Isaacs-"So
! did" Well, look at them.
I've only worn them two weeks and
you can sec through the cloth. J"
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ala - Isaoos nv,u a,.,, A., 80
Wo,,s do madao, nil ;o,,e,, 49, 80
80, 0''
,nspeo,or- now my .ppys' we
WI, wrh nave spe story o. oael ana sisera'
:" no WINS yaei, prgnt ,poy-"lhe
wne o. iieocr me henite. inspector
"na' oiu sne dor bright boy