Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-10-18
puNeENr PARAGRAPHS.

Conscience is that within us that
tells us when our neighbors are doing
wrong. Epoch.
Never Gives 0ut.-"They tell me
your wife has an excellent temper?"
"Yes, it never fails her. IN. Y. Herald.
81 say, Charley, that man over there
must be a millionaire" "No guess
not. He looks too happy. ."-Fliegendo
Blatter.
III you ever doubted that man
could be sarcastic, you doubt it no longer
when you have heard him praising your
enemy. -Atchison Globe.
--Cobwigger - "Why docs woman
have her pocket where it's so hard to
get at it?" Merritt-"So that she can
stick her friend for tho car fare."-
Epoch.
Mrs. Gummey-"Ed says that
no experiment which he has tried at
night ever failed" Gummey-"Then
he never tried tc walk his laby to
sleep."-N. Y. Sun.
Mr. Newman-"Willie whatdid your
sister say about the ring gave herP"
Willie-"She thaid sho wondered who
wath fool enough to trutht you for it,
jewelers. Weekly.
Somebody wants to know why pretty
women generally marry homely men.
We have clinging belief that is dono
to give their own beauty the benefit OF
contrast. RAMS Horn.
81 think" said the editor in wor-
ried tone, "that / will drop journalism
and take to astronomy" "Why?" "Well,
astronomers always seem to have moro
space than they know what to do with"
Washington Post
What" inquired the telegraph edi-
tor of the sporting editor, sis the most
troublesome poker query you ever had
to answer?" "'What have you got?'
think is a question that has bothered
me as much as any thing else. Wash
ington Post.
City Dame docking for country
board) )-''Do you object to children?"
Mrs Hayseed-"That depinds, num-"
City Dame-"Depends on the sort of
children they are, l suppose" Mrs.
Hayseed-"N Depinds on the sort
of mothers they has. Good News.
-Cholly--"Mr. Threads, don't you
think have earned q vacations" Mr..
Threads-"Um-we well-yes, / guess you
have. In fact, that is about all you have
earned this year. Your vacation will
commence next Saturday night, and you
can have all you ant."-Terre Haute
Express.
-"Yes," said the young girl, "Fido is
very bright little fellow" 81 hadn't
even observed it, said Billy Bliven, her
cousin. But he has one very bad habit.
He always howls when play the piano"
"He is a smart dog, isn't hep" rejoined
Billy, abstractedly.
THAT Boston man is awfully COOL"
"How does he show it?" "Why, when
our ship struck tho iceberg last summer,
and every body was crowding into the
boats, he wouldn't leave until he had
changed his necktie." O, pshaw! That
wasn't GOODNESS. That was Boston
Harper's Bazar.
Young Father-"I wish you would
make arrangements to baptize my baby
tomorrow. Mr.. Halo-"Why, l bap-
tized the child last Sunday. Let me see;
Percy you said to call him." Young
Father-"Yes; but Uncle Percy has
made an assignment, and we have de-
cided to change the lids name to Zach
ariah Uncle Zach is as solid as the sur
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Eastern Lady lin Colorado)-'Tt
makes me sick to hear some of your
western names. The idea of calling a
pretty town like this Wagonwheel."
! Resident-"It isn't nice name, ani il
we ever change it promise to let you
. know at once" 81 wish you would"
"Where shall | address you?" Horse
heads, New York. k."-Philadolphia Rec
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