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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

AN exchange speaks Of water 'fn
which no fish can live, and yet the citi-
Gems Of town near by are compelled to
drink it." Well, fish can't live on
whisky, either, but great many per-
sons drink it without either compulsion
or water. -Norristown Herald.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04
One Remedy,

Mrs. Motherby Whose daughter has
been bespoke by Young Tairpone)-My
dear, Matilda fairly dotes upon him.
Mr. Motherby-Then we must find her
an antidote, Shscan't have him Puck
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04
The Laden DELIGHTED.

The pleasant effect and the perfect safety
with which the ladies may use the liquid
fruit laxative, Syrup of Figs under all con
pleasing to the eye and to the taste, gentle,
yet effectual in acting on the kidneys. liver
and bowels.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

STRANGE ideas of honesty prevail. It is
surely wrong for fruiterer to put all the
big peaches on the top of the basket, but it
is surely as right to build the front Of the
house of fine freestone and the back of COM
mon brick. A certain amount of sham is
necessary to human happiness Exchange.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

Sir NOVELS Free, will be sent by Cragin &
Co., Philada, Pa, to any one in the U. s. or
Canada, postage paid, upon receipt of rs
Dobbins Electric Soap wrappers. See list
of novels on circulars around each bar.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

A POPULAR soprano is said to have voice
OF fine timbre, a willowy figure, cherry lips,
chestnut hair and hazel eyes. She must
have been raised in the lumber regions
Norristown Herald.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

SIS THAT cement any goodln asked pros
pective purchaser of peddler, "Any
goodl'' was the reply. "Why, you could
mend the break of day with that cement
Harper's Bazaar.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

MY friend, look here you know how weak
and nervous your wife is and you know that
Carriers Iron Pills will relieve her. Now
why not be fair about it and buy her boxl
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

"IT's queer how often you read of actors
wives trying to commit suicide" eyes,"
replied Muriatic, "but may be they sit out
in front sometimes and look at the play."-
Washington Post.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

"THAT champagne" said Bliggins, sis
what call nectar fit for the gods" "May
be; but it's something Of misft for hui
man beings, it strikes Washington
POAt
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

1T must make counterfeiter feel sick to
see one of his bills examined suspiciously,
and to hear it pronounced bad, when he
knows there has been good work done on it
Exchange.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

BEFORE beginning to fatten an ami
NAL first promote its growth. so az to
have the franc to put the fat upon,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

JUST about the time the legislators stop
putting in their bills the pesky mosquito
begins Yonkers Statesman.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

IT Is possible for the saleswomen to have
shopmaid teeth that are perfectly natural.
-Terre Haute Express.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

If the truth were known many boastful
soldier has never been under fire except
when discharged from the army.-Bingham-
ton Republican.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

1T is not alone the medicine men among
the Indians who go on the war-path for pill
age.-Pittsburgh Chronicle.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

HONESTY is the best policy, but there arc
very few policy-shops where it can DO
found.-Elmira Gazette.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

WE often hear Of man being carried
away by his ideas: this must be when he
get into train Of thought-Philadelphia
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

A MUSICIAN is not necessarily good base
ball player because he knows how to exc
cute score.-Rome Sentinel.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

How ABSURD for newspapers TO publish
"Rules for Husbands" Any sort of wife
can prescribe better rules for husband
than he can find in newspaper. Texas
Siftings,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

THE washerwoman has better luck than
the farmer nowadays in getting living
out of the soil
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

A MAN can make himself decidedly I'M
pleasant by insisting on reminding us Of
what we thought last year.-Milwaukee
Journal.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

NEVER fail to cure sick headache, often
the very first dose. This is what is said by
all who try Carter's Little Liver Pills.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

A BANK is an institution into which you
put confidence and money and draw out
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

The time is approaching when you'll need
your lawn mower AMI more as the season
advances.-Berkshire News.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

THERE is no telling how circumstances
will develop a man. Look at Bismarck
See how he's "turned out n-Philadelphia
Press.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

THE saloon-keeper, like the pawnbroker,
thrives on unredeemed pledges. --Boston
Courier,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

A FRE-PRoor pocketbook Is one OF the
latest inventions. 1t is probably intended
to prevent money from burning holes in
the pockets of the owners.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

Too MUCH narrowing of the soil is sell
dom INDUCED in, yet the free use Of the
harrow will do more to increase the
crops than kay other kind - work,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

MAN wants but little hero below; the
earth Is one Of the smallest planets
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

A POCKET pin-cushion free to smokers Of
"Tansill's Punch" Sc. Cigars.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04
HE SHORES.
Agonizing Experience of a Sensl-
tive, Long-Suffering Wife.
She Did Not Discover Her Husbands
Worst Failing Until 1t Was Too Late
How o Snore Once Saved
Her Life.

EFT me see. I
have been mar
ried twenty-six
years; that null
tiplied by 365
gives the dread
full sum-total Of
9,490 days.
just think OF
it. For 9,49O
n | G h t s the
pallid victim OF
my husbands
snore
When Glove
nlavs tho nra-
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

TINE strained relations between milkmen
and milk inspectors have never been en-
tire1y bridged over.-N. O. Picayune.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

A SENSITIVE man is unlike a clock-he Is
almost certain to 60 when he is ''run down
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

MAN is often fonder Of his dogs than he is
Of his kin; but, then, dog can never con-
test will Puck.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04

LADIES can permanently beautify their
complexion with Glenns Sulphur Soap.
HILLS Hair and Whisker Dye, so cents.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-07-04
CuttInr Rack Fverrreen..

Gardening Illustrated says that all
evergreens, if they require much cut
ting back, should be pruned in spring,
after all danger of severe frost is past.
Merely stopping stray young shoot
may be done at any time, as this does
not involve the Wholesale removing of
the leaves to let in the cold winds or
frost.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
Secret Societies,

=. M =. a.
CALEM LODGE MEETS THE FIRST AND
y third saturday nights each month.
MAPLE GROVE LODGE (SOUTH MEETS
lN first and third Monday nights each
month.
DEER CREEK MEETS ON THE FIRST AND
u third Saturday evening Of each month
at $50 p. m.
INION LODGE r. II. B. A. MEETS FIRST
~ and third Tuesday nights Of eachmonsh.
N1EOSHO VALLEY LODGE +. NJ. d. A.
IN meets the first and third Thursday Of each
month.
usage CENTER, SIS, EVERY ALTER
~ nate Satu rday night commencing with
January Is, 1880.
EAIR LAWN, 2nd AND Ith THURSDAY
l. night Of each month.
CTAR VALLEY, end AND 4th THURSDAY
- night of each month.
MAPLE GROVE (NORTH) 3nd AND lth
Ivl Saturday night Of each month.
n LIEN CENTER, 776, EVERY ALTERNATE
"A Tuesday night commencing Jan. II, 80.
CHERRY GROVE EVERY ALTERNATE
~ Saturday night commencing January 10.
MULBERRY, LIST AND Srd MONDAY
lvl nights Of each month.
HNION CREEK, LIST AND 3rd FRIDAY
~ night In each month.
VXIALNUT GROVE, End AND Ith FRIDAY
w night in each month,
EL}MORE. End AND lth SATURDAY
Gnight In each month.
Meeting nights OF ether lodges throughout
the county will be published as above upon up.
plicati0n.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
ALLEN COUNTY TEACHERS AssocrAT1o,

Convened at Humboldt, in the High
School building ut 1:30 p. m.
The house was called to order by
the chairman, Prof. Estey.
Mr.. Gibson being absent, the sub.
ject, eminent Men Of Today" was
deferred for the time, and Prof. White
hill gave us q talk on the "FOrmatiOn
of Mountains" His explanation was
very plain and Gear.
Mr. Gibson still being absent, Louis
DeHaven presented q we'll prepared
paper on the subject, Eminent Men
of 10 day" in which he said: HE
who works will win. Many men in
herit riches in dollars but not in sense
and SOON become bankrupt" Nettie
Chambers followed Louis DeHsven
with an interesting paper on the same
subject, in which she made Garfield,
Edison and Stanley the most promin-
ent men of to-day.
The subject, County Normal In
stitute, and what it should accom-
/ plish,' was then ably handled by
Supt. Barber. in which he said: "Every
! teacher who attends an institute must
be better teacher for having attend.
ed it." He also said: "There is too
much examining the head full of facts
at an institute in order to knock down
IS or 80 questions out of every hun.
dred at the examination that Is al.
ways to follow an institute" Farther
remarks were made by Mr.. Curt and
Mr.. Billie.
After an intermissiOn of five minutes.
John Wood read an excellent paper on
the subject of "Civil Government" In
which he explained the object of gov
eminent and the duties Of citizens to
the government.
Mr.. Curt in his discussion Of the pa
per just read, said: "Teach children to
respect those having authority when
young and when they are old they
will have respect for the government
and lis officers" He also gave meth.
DDS for teaching civil government.
| Prof Estey gave US q very interest
ing talk las IL his custom) on the life
and teachings of Froeble. In which
he said, "Children learn from their
associates when small, their duty to-
ward Others"
The critic reminded some of the
speakers that they had better consult
Webster on pronunciation. The
music came up missing.
All business being finished, the
meeting adjourned to meet at Moran.
May 8. PRES. Com.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
Sheriff S Sale.
STATE OF KANsA

STATE oy KANSAS,
ALLEN COUNTY,
In the district court, seventh ju,licial dis
trict, sitting iu aud for Allen county, state Of
NJ. II, Moore, plaintiff,
vs..
Bridget Moran and John Moran, defendants
By virtue of an orler of sale issued by the
clerk Of the seventh judicial district court, In
and for Allen county, State OF Kansas, In the
sbove entitled cause aud TO me directed and de-
liyered, l will on the
6Tu DAY OF MAY, A. d 1880,
at 3 O'Clock p. m >. OF said day, at the from
door Of the court house in the city OF lola, Al
len county. Kansas, offer for sale and sell to
the highest bidder for cash In hand, the fol-
lowing described real estate to-wit:
Lots nine (9) and ten Q0l In block ffty-eight
(5s), In the city OF lola, Allen county, Kansas.
Appraised at $3.50.
Said lands aud tenements tn be sold to salts
~ said order of sale l.. HOBART, Sheriff Of
Allen County, Kansas.
Sheri1's Office lola, Kansas, March 81, ls9D.
lS-S
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
FUNSTON In VIRGINIA.

Hon. Z. H. Funston, chairman Of
the committee on Agriculture, recent
ly attended prominent meeting of
the Patrons of Husbaudrv at Win
chester, Va. in company with Worthy
Master, J. H. Brigham and the editor
of the National Farm and Preside,
an organ of the national grange pub
lished in Washington City. From that
paper we reprint portion of Mr.. Funs.
toms remarks before the assemblage of
Old Dominion grangers:
On addressing the grange Mr.. FuIs.
ton said"he had not come to Winches.
ter to make spec CHI. but to listen to
the Worthy Master of the National
Grange whom he desired TO hear-He
congratulated Col. Brigham upon his
effort, as able, effective and conserva-
tive, and said he felt we'll repaid for
his trip. He said I was born on farm
and raised upon one, having from
early childhood learned how to farm.
When boy in Ohio he had gone to
school all he could, and as 1t was not
then thought necessary to educate the
boys who were to be the farmers, bis
friends all wanted to know what he
was going to be when he grew up-a
physician, a merchant or what? None
of them ever accused him Of going to
be q minister. But he told them he
was going to be a farmer, and when he
grew up and married he took his wife
and two little children to Kansas and
settled upon the farm he owns to-day.
In going to this new country, he and
his family, were lonely and need co:u-
partnership when along came the
Grange, which he Joined with his
wife, and in this organization was
found social relief, here friends were
made, aud here he had raised his chill.
dren.
Mr.. Funston then told Of the great
Grange Warehouse in johnson coun.
ty, Kansas, where the farmers bought
and sold together, and where they in
vested their surplus money.
He counseled farmers to act together
and to selact the best men TO represent
them in their Legislatures and Con-
gress, and when they have q good rep
resentative, hot to change him but
keep him in. To watch their repre-.
sentative aud see that that they pro.
tected the farmers interest and also to
let him know what was needed. He
spoke of Col. O'Farrel, representing
the Winchester District, with whom
be differed politically, he sadly as a
man who was a faithful representative
of the agricultural interest.
Mr.. Funston was warming up to his
subject, and his audience we've delight
ed with what he said and the manner
of delivery, when he was informed
that it was train time. much to the re.
greet of the entire audience. The
speec b of Mr.. Funston, was delivered
in an easy, graceful manner, and iu q
rich, clear voice. He captured his
hearers, and it was source of deep
regret to all that he could not conclude
his remarks, and it was suggested that
if helwould come to Frederick 10 the
summer months he would have a
rousing audience, and . hearty well
come"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
A CAPITAL Route /.

The Ohio & Mississippi railway is q
capital route in more than one sense
Capital in its roadbed, through Cal
service, equipment and speed, as well
as in the fact that it is the only
through car line from st. Louis to Bal.
timore, Philadelphia and New York,
via Washington.
Daily lines of Pullman vestibule
Buffet sleeping cars are run by this
company from st. Lous to New York
without change, via the Baltimore &
Ohio railroad.
Our through Vestibule trains to Gin.
cinnati also make direct connection
with the celebrated "F. F. v. Limit.
ed" of the Chesapeake 4 Ohio route,
having through Pullman sleepers and
Pullman dining care to New York.
Through Car lines via both these
routes pass through Washington, Bal.
timore and Philadelphia, allowing
stop off without going out of the way
or mourning any extra expense for
fares.
The Ohio & Mississippi Railway is
The shortest and quickest line from St.
Louis to Cincinnati, with four solid
vestibule trains daily, equipped with
the finest Pullman buffet parlOr cars
and Pullman buffet sleepers, making
the run in less than ten hours.
The direct and fast line to Louisville
with two daily trains carrying through
day coaches, parlOr cars and buffet
sleeping coaches.
Connections are made in Union de.
pots at Cincinnati and Louisville with
trains for all points Eat, Northeast
and Southeast.
For further information, call on
agents of conn ecting lines throughout
the west, or address, A. J. LYLE.
General Western Passenger Agent o.
and NJ. R'y, 10l and lO3 North Fourth
Street, st. Louis, Mo.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
THE KIND OF A COUNTRY KANSAS II.


The Lawrence Tribune publishes an
account Of the success attending the
farming of several p1or Russian Mem
nonites, who settled in Western Kan
sas with no knowledge of the language
and little Of climate or crops. Many
predicted that those who went to Ellis
county could not survive q year, but
they did and they have had plenty
and been happy ever since. Here are
three average specimens:
Franz Weber. of Herzig, established
his residence In Ellis county In 1877
He had large family and four hun.
dred dollars in money. He"took out''
naturalization papers and Homestead.
ed" eighty acres Of government land.
and bought on ten years contract 100
acres more of railroad land. He now
has complete title to 800 acres of land,
TWENTY-FIVE head of fine horses end
thirty-three head of cattle, no mort
gage on his land and nearly 1000
bushels of wheat in his granaries.
Jacob Karlin had no money or other
property-was a young man In 1873.
With the assistance Of his father he
was enabled to purchase ION time" q
team. He "homesteaded" and after
ward contracted for railway land. To
day he owns 800 acres of land, q herd
of cattle and horses numbering seven.
ty-five. He has a good house and
other buildings and $500 bushels Of
wheat in his granary.
Alex. Stabb of the same village has
duplicated Mr.. Karlin's experience
and has realized similar happy results
from his efforts and last year ht
threshed 2,S40 bushels of wheat from
his eighty acre wheat field. he sold
his crop for So cents per bushel and lef
a profit of 81 900 which he has 81 nee In
vested 10 more land, more horses ant
cattle.
These are vouched for as only aver
age examples of what diligence, thrift
and devotion to business will do TO
any one.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
The Pulpit and Stage.

Arthur Love, manager Loves funny
folks' combination, wIitee: "After q
thorough trial aud convincing evi.
dence. an confident Dr.. Kings new
discovery for consumption beats 'em
all, and cures when everything else
fails. The greatest kindness I can d ,
my many thousand friends is to urge
them to try it." 10 cent trial bottles
at w. ]. Evans drugstore. Regular
sizes 90 cents and 81 90.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
Pneumonia and Bronchitis Garry of One third
The Human Race,

1t is not generally known that pneu
moDia and bronchitis carry off one.
third of the human race, but such are
the facts. and what is more surprising,
both of the above diseases result from
neglecting a common. ordinary cold
A cough should never be neglected. If
it Is, every time you catch cold you
cough harder and it sticks by you
longer. Billiards. horehOund syrup
is the best remedy in the world for
pneumonia, bronchitis and all throat
and lung troubles. If you have any
throat trouble call for Ballard's bore
hound syrup aud take no other. J.
w. Scott, agent.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
The town, looms Lookout tain,

the town, looms Lookout Mountain,
gray and solemn and majestic,
"changeless in war or peace" an all
pervading Presence dominating the
landscape. There are two railroads
leading to it's summit. One is . cable
incline which goes straight up the side
of the mouptain-compared with this
road the Ninth Street incline from the
Union Depot into Kansas City is q
dead level-and the other is q stand
ard guage railroad which winds
around and takes the mountain by
easy stages. We were in no hurry.
The top of Lockout is pleasant resort
and magnificent hotel is just being
completed. There is q smaller hotel
just below the ''Point." perched on q
nearly inaccessible rock, and there are
hundreds of residences scattered up
the sides and over the top Of the
mountain. The "Point" is the abrupt
rocky summit which faces towards the
river, and the view from this iutting
crag is incompatible. The silvery
river, the town, the valley shut in by
the long sweep of Missionary Ridge,
the sentinel peaks and the range on
range of purple hills. form a spectacle
that once seen is never forgotten. AT
one time and another I have viewed a
good deal of the natural scenery OF
this continent, from the everlasting
SHOWS of Popocatapetl to the Lakes
and from the Rockies to the Gull,
and until stood on top of Lookout /
had been loyal to the view from the
top Of the University at Lawrence, as
approaching most nearly my ideal
landscape. But now another has gone
up higher.
~
There remains yet much to be said
about Chattanooga and about the pic
turesque and Interesting country thai
Lies between it and Nashville. Blu
these letters have already stretched t.
such an unexpected length that I feal
to test the loyalty of my readers by
asking them to follow me farther. BY
way of conclusion let me say that any
one contemplating tour Of the Soutf
could not do better than to make Nash
vile his starting point and then com
init himself to he keeping of tn
Louisville & Nashville railroad. This
road is to the South what the SAINTS
Fe is to the West. IL goes everywhere
it is splendidly equipped, courteously
manned, makes good time-the seized
ule from Nashville to Now Orlean
is 374 miles an hour-and is lib
orally managed. Following
one may see the best there is to see Q
the Old and the New South.
These letters have had nothing t
say about the people and the "pecu
liar institutions" of the South, becaus
I wanted to first give, If possible. a clea
aud consecutive description of the phys
ical features of the country. The rae
question and the questions that grow
out of it, are always present, however
to the traveller through the South, an
some reflections thereon may be record
ed in another and concluding letter.
c. F. s.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11
AUCrloNEER.

George Rhoades, miles south of La.
Harpe (P. o. address Humboldtl cries
sales Ia Allen and adjoining counties
Satisfaction guaranteed or no pay.
Charges l per cent. Correspondence
solicited.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-04-11

WAuTCnsALESllEN TO SELL NURSERY
VAN EUStOck. All goods Warranted First
class Permanent. pleasant. profitable pOei.
lions for the right men. Good salaries and ex.
penses paid weekly. Liberal Inducements to
beginners. No previous experience necessary.
Outfit free. Write for terms giving age.
CHARLEs II. CHAsK, Nurserymap, Rochester,
n. 7. Mention this paper. lS-33pd