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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-05-30
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My name is Johnson" said gentleman
to chance acquaintance. "Will you favor
me with your name, sir?" Certainly" said
the other. "My name is Popover." "Hum,
don't you consider that a very unusual
name?" mo, sir. ] have been familiar
with it all my life"
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-Mame-"Why, only last week you said
that nothing your father aud mother could
say would ever make you marry Bob Bobbet,
and now you've engaged yourself to him.
Why did you do ," Lou-"It was some
thing Bob said himself He hadn't asked me
last week"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-05-30

The man who boosted that he was "as
regular as the sun" forgot that the luminary
rises only.twice in the year at the same time.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-05-30
MICHAEL HESS.
BrOadVay's Leading Shoe Store,

5Co n. Broadway, I'd door from Eastern
Avenue, Baltimore.
l have opened large Shoe House at the above
named place and have the largest and best stock
of BOOTS AND SHOES ever shown on Broad
way. especially solicit call from the ladies of
Hartford county, being prepared to sell them the
finest Shoe to be found in the city at the lowest
price. Misses and Chidren's Shoes of best quail
ity and very low. Mems Boots and Shoes at re-
markaby low prices. You will save money by
calling to see ne.
eag Fine Custom Work a speciality. Branch
of Hess Bros, 316 Lexington street. 2Smhly
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Salesman (seductively)-"A great bar
gain, sir. They have been reduced to fifty
cents" "Tom Allbroke-"So have I. And
l haven't dined."
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-05-30
She Had Been There Before.

Some Edinburgh students on a football
tour to Glasgow wished to secure carriage
all TO themselves. Just as the train was
about to start up rushed an old woman, who
sought to push her way into the carriage
To deter her one Of the students exclaimed !:
MY good woman, this is smoking COM
partment, don't you know ?"
"Weel, weel," returned the old woman,
''never mind, I'll make it dae," and in she
went.
Smoke her out" was the word passed as
soon as the train started. Accordingly all
the windows were closed fast, every pipe was
taken out, and soon the carriage was COM
pletely filled with dense cloud Of tobacco
smoke. The effect, however, was not all
that could have been anticipated. The old
woman seemed to be in the height of enjoy
ment, but one of the young men began TO
show decided symptoms of being exceedingly
sick. Taking his pipe from his mouth, he
leaned back with detected air, whereupon
the old woman, leaning forward, said 10 a
wheedling tone:
eff We are dune, sur, WI yer pipe, would
we kindly gle me bit draw, as forgot mine
in my hurry to catch the train? ?"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-05-30

-"You don't mean to,say he is the lion of
the season !" Eyes. Why notg' II judged
from his manners he was more of a bear"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-05-30

LOST SLEEP.-A couple of Texas sheep
raisers being in Austin went to church. On
emerging from the sacred ediice one of them
aid
Il say, Bill, that preacher was hitting at
US.
"You bet he was. He didn't talk about
nothing except lost sleep. Got yer pistol ?"
replied the other.
"Why, certainly"
"Then let's wait here till he comes out,
and give him a chance to explain what he
meant by them personal remarks"
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FCZEMA CURED!

j.
DR.. G. W. Benson, specialist in Skin Diseases
and Diseases of the Nervous System. Verne
Electric Baths and Electricity used in any form,
If desired. Superfiuous hairs and bemishes re-
moved permanently. at DR.. Benson's Dermato-
logical and Neurotic Institute, which was estab-
lished solely for the treatment and cure of these
special diseases, 521 N. Howard St., opposite
Academy of Music Baltimore. 10my1y
u g. FOSSETT d SON, Gentlemen's Fur
Il nishers, AL E. Baltimore St., few doors
west of Gay st.. Baltimore, carry a large and
varied stock of Gloves, Handkerchiefs, Collars,
Cuffs, Ties. Scarf Pins, Cuff Buttons. &C. In
Shirts to order a speciality. All sizes and grades
of shirts always on hand. Call on US. 27mh1y
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u IL y. FBEY. Druggists. No. 3l4 w. Balti-
u more street. Baltimore. Call and see Testi-
monas of their Halls Rheumatic Cure, for
Rheumatism, Lumbago and Neuralgia-and
Halls Chill Cure, which is a sure cure for Chills.
Logan's B. P. Tonic, for Dyspepsia and Blood
Diseases. See Testimonials-not far away but
near by. Also. Chas. w. Logans Choice Flavor
ing Extracts-fine flavor and strong. All of these
are safe and reliable. Enquire of
those who have tried them and try them yourself.
mV24Y
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Observe the swing in price and style of
MEMS SUITS:
SIS, $3.50, $3.50, $40, $l2, SIS to $50.
OVERCOATS:
IS, $3.50, $40, sl2, SIS to $780,
PANTS:
s.. s., 81, Sup.
At $40, $l2 and SIS, we show more
Suits, perhaps, than any three houses in
Baltimore this season, nor do we neglect,
the Boys by any means.
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LOUISE FURNISHING GOODS j. Wi

IL son Browns Popular House Furnishing
Store. 1875 and l2S N. Howard Street. Baltimore,
Md. The largest and best variety of House
Furnishing Goods, Kitchen Utensils, Family
Hardware, Crockery and Chinaware, Glass, Cut
lery, Wooden. Tin and Japanned Wares in the
City. together with most complete line of Fancy
Goods TOR Wedding and Anniversary Presents,
ETC., at Low Prices. Please call on us. Catalogues
furnished on application. Mr.. Amos H. Green
field, formerly of Bel Air, is engaged with this
House and would be pleased to see his friends
here 6sepY
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HUGH KOLTON a co., established l79

UGH kOLTON d. co., estaDIlshed II96,
2O7 and 2O9 McElderry's Wharf, Baltimore, Nd,
manufacturers and dealers in Glass. Oils, Paints,
and Naval Stores, and Ready Mixed Paints of all
L;.5,
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Business 1irectnru.

A Kr GOODS of every description We'd
ding Presents, Holiday Presents, sc. The
argest manufacturer of Mantel Pier Mirror
and Picture Frames in the city. Wholesale and
Retail. J. A. Moore. l06 w. Lexington st.
dec1}
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LUR MAN

Wholesale and Retail Wine and Liquor Dealer,
new No. 1061 Hillen street, corner Forrest, Balti
more, Md. California Wines and Brandies. We
respectfully solicit the patronage of the citizens
of Hartford county. Our stock will always be
found complete and consists of the best and
most popular brands. Goods packed and de-
livered at any railroad station and wharf free of
charge. Give US trial and guarantee to
nleasa.
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CANNEEsS. ATTENTION BECKER Bro &
~ Son. Steam Packing Box Manufacturers. 200
and 2il n. Frederick Street, Baltimore Manu-
factur- Packing Boxes of every descriptions
Having increased facilities they are prepared to
execute orders promptly and satisfactorily
Orders solicited. Boxes stamped free, and Salts
faction guaranteed. Give us call and see our
facilities for manufacturing. Packers Head
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XXIM. w. HEUER,

NN7 M. w. IN EUEFz,
Bond Street, near Sweets Hotel,
BEL AIR, Md.
Practical TIMER, PLUMBER AND GAS
FILTER. Dealer in Stoves of all kinds. Work
done in any part of the county. good assort-
ment of Tin Ware and Kitchen Utensils on hand.
Open at all times. 25aply
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-05-30

AN ACT to repeal and re-enact with an
amendment, section thirty-two, OF article
iwenty-seven, of the Code of Public Gen
eral Laws, title "Crimes and Punishm ents,"
sub.title "Counterfeiting and Forgery"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-05-30

Like bush without flowers is a man or
boy without stylish furnishings. This
seasons Furnishings combine style with
service to a marked degree, and at lower
prices than ever before
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-05-30
TRUSTEES OF SCHOOLS

Secretary of the Senat,
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A RrIsTIC DECORATIONS.


RIDDLE s. WILLIAMS,
124 N. Howard Street, Baltimore, Md.
Tiles of all kinds.
Slate and Hardwood MANTELS,
Crates, Brass Goods, sc.
say Diplomas awarded at the Hartford County
Pairs of 1887 and 1855. Catalogues on applica-
ton. 8mhly
De PHOTOGRAPHIC ART STUDIO,
Main street. adjoining M. P. Church. All the
latest styles OF Photographs. from 70 cents to IS
per dozen. Life-siZe Portraits in Oil and Crayon
a speciality. Copying. Viewing. l7janly
BROOKS HOTEL. 2ll E. Fayette Street.
ICopp osite the New Postoffice, Baltimore is
conveniently situated for those visiting the city
from the counties, being in the neighhorhood of
the Court Houses City Hall and Postoffce. You
can take cars for any part of the city This
House is conducted on the European Plan
Rooms so c's., Is cts. and 81 per day. II. j.
Brooks. Proprietor. 12aply
DUbt.DGR EARDwARE.-F. n. DAV-
ID IDSON 81 co. 500 Franklin Street, Balti
more. dealers in Hardware, Tools, &c. Bank,
store and Prison Locks. Wollensak's Patent
TrunSom Lifters, Bell Hangers and Locksuths
Supplies, Weather Strips. Builders Hardware a
speciality. Everything needed by the builder in
the Hardware line can be found at our estab-
Hardware novelties in stock. Housekeepers can
secure ali the necessary Hardware here at the
very lowest prices. Builders are respectfully
invited to give US call and inspect our stock
Second to none in Baltimore. 27sep
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eE-Do not be misled by deceptive advertise
ments promising Shoes at half and one-third
value. These are deusive. You can do better
with house that builds its reputation on its
goods rather than on catchy advertising.
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CHAPTER ISL.

Secretary Of the Senate.
CARLTON SHAFER,
Chief Clerk of the House of Delegates.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
ABOUT THE CITY.
The Condensed Pirate Does
Up His Fellow Citizens
in Rainbow Col0rS.
PAULUs HOOK PITH.


With feelings of deep regret and
sadness for the people of this city,
am forced to make the discouraging
announcement that they will soon
suffer from an affection, far worse
that the burden of taxation they
stagger under. A distinguished young
managing editor contemplates writ
ing a sequel to "Alice or the Wages of
Sim"
There is grave apprehension in some
circles that the ex-Rev. Con. Benson
is trying to make Christians of Police
Commissioners Feeney and Kelly.
Mayor Cleveland showed much wis
dom in selecting such a check on the
waywardness of these two young men.
Persevere Mr.. Benson, miracles oc-
casionally happen, even in this age.
Justice James N. Davis can pray
with as much eloquence as he can use
in charging a jury. OF course the
praying is not done in the court room.
1t would be decidedly unsafe to
wager any money upon a bet that
Butcher William Hunt could execute
a more artistic Irish reel than Martin
Mulloy or vice versa.
Patrick McArdle, president of the
Liquor Dealers Association, in full
dress has statesman-like appear
ance.
The scene which greets the eye on
York street daily before and after No.
l school hours is one of Inspiration.
The wide pavement in front of the
school for block or TWO swarns with
bright eyed boys and girls, whose
gayly colored costumes tone up the
scene with the varied tints of q kalei-
doscopic view. The musical laughter
of maidens is half drowned by the
wild, enthusiastic yells of the troop
of boys let loose, and above all the Sc
rene folds of the beautiful American
flag, presented to the school by the
Van Houten Grand Army Post, are
toyed with by the playful breezes.
Decorator Finke out did himself in
the way of hall decorations for the
Liquor Dealers ball last Wednesday
night. Woods Hall was never in such
gala attire before, nor probably will
be for some time to come.
Building Inspector Clark says the
month of February will be big one
for the issue of building permits Up
up to the thirteenth day twenty-five
had been granted, which is almost an
average of two per day. The city is
just commencing its second growth.
Chief Clerk Van Keuren, of the
Postoflice, is indignant over the
charges against the clerical talent of
the men in his department intimared
by the Journal in publishing an item
/ concerning letter addressed to
Counsellor James Flemming, which
had been given out and opened by
another party before reaching the
party it was intended for. 1.-THE en-
/ yelope was simply inscribed James
Flelnming," said he; ''and as there
are six names of James Flelnming in
the City Directory, it is not surpris-
ing that the window clerk handed it
out to the first who called by that
1 mama y
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BERGEN BREEZE.


Montgomery street west of Bergen
avenue l. now ;po fair eo,d;+;on n
= - = - - :. ,'''- eo--N.' 49,
Is the avenue 10 Inc TWO west slue
cemeteries. The hearses and carriages
can now pass over il without sinking
~ +ha b,bs nba s+raa+ has haar
" e'io NUS e.ieo' Las Doen
graded ana IL would DC boom TO
property on the western slope of the
ridge ii it was paved.
When the car line is extended to the
driving park the course will become a
favOrite spot for practice of the ath-
letes. There is no other suitable track
in this section for the runners to have
a free go on a level course. 1t was a
lively course for the athletes ten years
ago when the fever was high, but the
lack of facilities to reach It except by
a long walk over q dusty or muddy
road soon killed the enthusiasm. The
runners of the Kensington and
several other clubs would patronize
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16

,,,to ,.,,,sr Tba rooms are
~ Ia ~ Py Sl.l.
ef NV y; lilghs,y stl,a 1ifa
AZ, ,o 1nslAf ef1sS ar are ~
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e,,, I 49, s'a' e1'S y
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: = s,e+;o,, Who
s,a,,d ~, and
s'1 ;li5;.. 49, + ..D ,oelS-
efs ars ~ ms't' Isa LII . lad to
the com;.a ,1yAAe sassan me Danfortb
ene 9Gonlalls sea Si,.i, m th s - y
mo rra ~, raau ~, sccessfn seq
son ad ~ ~. Il ~ yarv
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tennis es,,rts 49, - : - =
rThn + a,,ta a., SEASON l. naar ~ hand
ana tban zvor,t fl i's, es,,dy dan,snd fail
off Doza,s "a f@s s e1 G,.eanvi1la oirls
annnallv da,,v tba,rsalyas 80 tba az. aa7ino
,f cay,dy d,,-ino ont y 49, :.
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inn nc has r - .,ns,,r,,s ~ Nv
any othar a = ss;lla ,,,a,, ' f''''ssN. =
Denntv T,sas,, ,,.u -'''s Gaorca Me-
Anany,s ~, Sa,n.isl hss ;ainaa tha
army ~ ta ,J.-, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., ,
M Adam Ra;d Ay ,,rasid Iee ~ tho
MinkaEiva Rennl,liean CInb e very
f1,, ~ 80, ~ -
an, y, EMU ,nS ~ eS ~ tbe raeI =
vile Euchre Ciub - :.
The Rasorn,ad Church oto;r boa
been larpelv aug,aantad s;rca the
openinU IF fba nav > chayal Among
tie Observation-Disclosures e NJ / Is
Hav and s1,na ~. az, :, a,soy@,h
to state IN rafara ron =, 10 = II tbaf t6a
church atte,,,5.nca hoo sIeo baan
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16

that opinion. AS q matter Of fact the
plant is owned by the Liebig Manu-
featuring Company, which was incor-
porated but few months back for
the express purpose of beginning the
manufacture of chemicals and fertiii-
zers in Carteret The company has
its offices in the Standard Oil Building
at the foot of Broadway, New York
Mr.. French. one of the leading MEM
bers of the company, told a reporter
that the new company had no connec-
ton with the Standard Oil Company
whatever.
The Liebig Company, he said, had
gained control of q new process for
making fertilizers and chemicals
which it believes will allow it to make
these materials in much more advan-
tageous fashion than they have been
manufactured previously and will
practically make what is known as a
short cut in chemistry. The raw
material will come from various parts
of the country, and the manufactures
will be transported to.all parts of the
East, South and West thus raising
the town of Carteret very materially
in Importance as railroad town.
Goods will also be shipped from the
dock in large quantities.
The company proposes to put about
10000 tons on the market yearly, and
to move this and the raw material
will necessitate constant traffic Of
no small Importance. The estimated
cost of the plant is $4,000. The
works will be the most extensive of
the kind in the country.
IRON WORKS LOCATED IN NEW JERSEY.
About quarter of a mile down the
road toward Carteret is Colwell's iron
foundry. This was located in New
York, at the corner of Twenty seventh
street and Seventh avenue, until a
year ago. Last spring the entire
business was moved to Carteret and a
large brick foundry was erected. A
track from the Centrars main line
was built. and dozen or more cot
tages and clearinghouse were put
up A store was soon started, and
now welI-equipped and hardy little
settlement of about one hundred souls
is firmly established With the re-
of the Liebig Company's
mills and the Colwell settlement Car
teret may assure itself that its palmy
days are just beginning. 1t may not
be very far ahead when the hamlet
may become a thriving town and the
town vie with any of those about it.
1t may be given a more prominent
ON the map and its indus
tries may rival those of Newark some
day
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
Jersey city Athletic Clubs boys greet

Jersey City Athletic Clubs boys greet
Brother TAFT.
Sam Finney's still excites admlra-
ton. 1t is a perfect poem in clotn:
Brother Curran wrestles with the
averages and fingers long over the
figures of the Big Five to make Ger
tain that there has Deen no error IN
the calculation.
Ask a j. @. A. G. man what he re-
CARDS as the social event of the season,
and his prompt reply will be, the
reception to Governor Albeit, OF
course. p
The short cuts across lots are fast
disappearing. A few months ago
one could save distance and time by
well worn paths over the open lots
The paths are gone and dwelling
houses now occupy the lots:
The old Plank road is the fayorlte
thoroughfare for vehicles, as Ocean
avenue is in a wretched condluon.
The storekeepers along the avenue
rao1af III
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16


German musician named Schwenza
Caught the Russian influenza,
1t set him to sneezing
and coughing and wheeling,
So he couldn't sing a cadenza.
-Ddnsrille Breeze.
Russia whose thoughtful brotherhood
Lets no good chances slip,
With national freemasonry
Has sent us now the grip
-Texas Siftines.
We've not tread such dance
Since the old Boston dip
As this measure from France,
That is known as la grippe.
-1oscn Topics.
Who can say that our country's power and
wealth
Are less than in the days of yore,
When we've more infiuenzial citizens now
Than we ever have had befores
-7eros sJtia9s.
If there's relief for all chagrin.
And recompense for every slip.
There seems to be some fitness in
A baggage smasher with the grip.
Philadelphia Press.
A chill,
A pill.
A DOCTORS bill
And this is influenza.
--PtttsbVrg Chronicle Telegraph.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
The Demon VINO Turns 70 the Left.

The Demon Who Turns TO the Left.
There are all kinds Of people abroad in the
street
OF ev'ry condition and class;
Some iostie and crowd us whenever we meet,
And others 10 peacefully past.
But there's one we encounter wherever we
stray
OF whom we'd be gladly bereft.
Oh. why doesn' Providence cali him away:
The demon who turns 10 the left.
lie seems to take pleasure in lodging about
70 him lis the highest delight
To iii your whole soul yith @ horrible doubt
II heIl turn 10 the Jeff or the right
In manner that battles Jour reason compile te--
With movement both sDDtle andd delft.
He'll manage TO knock you clear OF your
seet-
The demon who turns tothe left
There's The woman we all Of us frequently
meet.
Whose parasos aimed at yonr eye;
And the chuInps VINO so persistently tramp on
our feet,
They're all pretty bard TO get by.
Emf there no other luuatc running around
Whe 80 sadly Of sense u 5ereft-4
10 other trarsefesseT has ever been found
Luxe the demon VINO turns 10 he left.
Cltseago HsfQld.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
Identify Discovered.

Railroad Spotter-You will have to
take me off the main line and put me
on a branch. The conductors have
found out who I am.
Superintendent = That's strange.
Are You sure they know you?
Dead sure. They have begun to
treat me politely
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16

De Grim-Yes, I've just returned
from the country this morning.
De Bore-Been rather wet out there
the last two or three days, hasn't it,
De Grim with serious air)-Well,
| should say so; the duck and geese
had to stand on the barb wire fences
to lay their eggs and then hang them
on the barbs to keep dry. National
IVeeE71
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
The Price the only Difrerence

Guest at restaurant Cooking dubi-
ously at broiled fowl Waiter, if this
is your spring chicken, take it back
and bring me little old hen.
Waiter Changing sixty-cent check
for thirty cent)-All right, sab. There
you are.-Chicaqo Tribune.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
Her Brushes GANG or.

Sister Grace-How you are blush
ingi Give an account of yourself, sir
Brother George (confidentially)--I
have been in the conservatory for the
last half hour with Miss Beauty.
Sister Grace-I always suspected
that her bushes would come off.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
From HayseedviIIe.

Miss Upton Ito newly-married rural
relative on Jersey City ferry)-Why,
Aunty, what's the matter?
Rural Aunty wildly pointing to big
float full of freight cars-Lookl lookl
A piece of railroad has broken loose,
and amt been off of it five minutes.
--Ne2o York Weekly.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
We've All Been There.

George-What fine building that
is across the street.
Charles-Yes, yes; but the owner
built it out of the blood, the aches,
the groans of his fellow men; out of
the grief of crying children and the
woes of wailing women.
s'Ah, A rumseller. of course. Yes,
yes!H
''Oh, no; he's DENTIST
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
His Position In the Firm.

SMITH understand you have
formed copartnership.
Jones-For life.
s'Indeedr'
Eyes; was married last week. -"
What position do you hold in the
firm?n
eSilent partner
THAT'S what | thought. - Yonkers
Statesman.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-02-16
The baby Was There.

Timpkins-I hear there's baby up
at your house, Simpkins.
Simpkins-There's a steam calliope
and tornado and a cyclone and
bottle of gin. Yes, I've heard there
was a baby up at my house, too,
Timpkins Puck.