The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-01-16
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yrl il 5sm poi sssm W siffis thai mid
pashs cal co year nsri door nsAstbors
fence
-Tsas s,s 81. go more boys ibsi sirI.
10 oAla. sGa sirss nAas arc iftqsestly
pfe5scssss 81 black eyes aSd bloody
roses
- s5s 10 sbop sifD Lovely efesiufe.
I adore yoa. po you give yonf lore IN
reisrsf Step girl -of course. ! do
Asyttias else this siisrneos.
~ Been pisyiss si,h the lssalord's csii.
area. have YER Well. dou'i get 100 ip'i
rate wiih ibem. The netl tbias. thy
viii be coming 10 here ssking iat the
rcAL
Charlie Nos likes girl who 10
open hearted aud ifsut 10 oil ihiags.
liass Sri sbom | ESQ take si her wnra
Meiiis lblsssiasl rhsts shs, Ia lise %
have you do
--Paad msmms Why dob't 700 take
ycar apllle -sth you 10 the te. party
Little Dot doe hst dollie would like
i9lts g. laos BAT che hsant anyibibs bot
sammsr clothes.
The Weather B8resu has invented .
res storm slsssi II n Of syellow color,
aud denotes The, The weather mau feels
10 BIZ. bopes that something or other is go
log 10 happen soon.
--possonby Il understand thu, Disby's
vile 10 deaf and dumb. snaggs That soi
wosdsr II she eonverses With her hngers7
Ponsonby Guess so. Digby is about the
bsldcst mAo ever saw.
Father - Maria. has that yonng man
gone s.sy yeti Maria-No. pa, he is Just
proposing Father oh, sll right
Maria - proposing to go Father
Well, you tell him 10 get
VERY fat gentleman. SONY. can you
tell me the quiokes, way can get TO the
station. Very nsughiy boy after looking
him over carefully -Isu'd say your bet
ter lay down % roll over bout twice.
FIRST Young Lady Of Distinction
My ancestors came 10 this country hun.
dred add fifty years ago. Second Young
Lady Of Distinction - Mine did not fnd
u necessary to come 10 this country at
all
Collector Mr. Bakin says he cant
be bothered 10 send me to see you every
week about that little bill. Customer
Ny compliments to Mr.. B,kin and tell
him every other week will do Just as
we'll.
"A New York paper says ths, the ma
ioriiy Of the people 10 that city would ra-
ther listen 10 hand organ that Wagner
opera II W. not supposed there was
such high quality Of musical culture in
that city.
A Michigan man buried his wife, put
up headstoue. reprinted his house, mar
riei second wife, and dug five acres OF
potatoes within seventeen days. and yet
be says be can't begin to hustle as bis
father used TO.
Farmer Oatcake at back Window
cay, kin ye tell me- Mr.. Cash more-Go
to the next window II you want any infor
ma,i)n. Thunderatiob I'd like TO know
whs, you've got that sign Teller over yer
bead for anyway
For heavens sake, Robinson, look
herel That boy hiss broken through tie
Toe. Robinson SO he hasl What in the
world are We going TO do for him, Jones
TO shiyering and exhausted boy Keep
cool, bnbl keep cool
After the Festival Weei, ! declare.
said johnny, in a disguised tone, bere I've
been goin to Sunday school all the fail
an keepin, as clean as girl, an oil for
whs,9 A corpyeopy fall of carawsy candy
an n0rauge' Bihl
--MoFiuge How are you. SMITH /
haven't seen you for q long while. How's
your son. Jsck' Where's be been keeping
himself for The last Year, Smith tloleinl.
ly) He hasn't been keeping himself I've
been keeping bin.
Some boarders. said the laudlady in
su offended tone. are hard to please. |
heard young Grape complaining OF lack |
oi variety OF food at the table this morn
ing, and have hash five times week.
That ought TO be variety enough for any
man.
Visitor 50 Your pastor seems TO lie Q
very earnest man, His voice trembled
With emotion when be read the lessons
this morning. S0prsuo Oh. il wasn't
that. be bad inst had ro~ with tht
choir. leader. sad he Vas md cies,
throuebl
A little sir yesrold lad, on returning
from Sunday school, where the toacse,
bad been eDdesvoting TO impress upon II Q
minds Of the children some facts 10 q Q
lie otS,lomoa, Vas asked by his fail
What the lesson MAS aboat Oh. sbou,
john l.. Sullivan, Vas the ready reply.
a speaker on the Affirmative side OF
the question. Resolved. that farming pays
10 n ,nsu. bad jus. taken the floor a.
The meeting OF a debating society on, ia
Western Kansas. when fellow on tie
negative side opened the stove door and
'hoseIlei in three or four pecks a
cora.
Pastor TO The coan,ry couple he / as
asst maffied) Marriage gives you each
certain duties. Ihe hasband mus, pro
Iecl bis vile. bat bis wife must iollo~ him
Bride lseighs two buadred
nnunIs f,ovns .nt tanslxAf Nh a., cant