The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-10-01
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The Atchison Patriot has been sold oil
the Associated Press is liar.
Tom Moonlight could very easily wear a
diamond shirt stud without being accused
of vanity.
If J. Leeford Brady has a snap, be
seems to be unusually careful that nobody
shall get onto 1t.
| If the church socials are real bright
they will include the Kreutzer Sonata in
their musical programs, this winter.
The papers of Atchison correct one
another so much that the subscriber of
one has to take the other two TO see if his
is right.
Senator Paddock says he will not vote
| for the conference report of the Mckinley
bill He seems to be plum full of courage
in face of King Caucas.
The Democratic organs do not seem dis
posed TO allow that Senator ingalls, speech
on the Mckinley bill was fully as earnest
as his free coinage effort.
Jerry saw stars when Jim striped him.
It was fitting reminder Of his country's
emblem to one who once proclaimed his
allegiance TO the red flag.
Five-sixths of Kansas had fair to
middling" crops this year. According TO
boom arithmetic the other sixth wouldn't
have amounted to much anyway.
The French revolution is not responsible
for all decapitations. 4 Clay county
man put his head in a corn cutter while
it was in motion and it took it of.
There would be great deal more reason
in the claim that Kate Field aud Bill Nye
have hoOdooed the real estate market of
Atchison, if there had been any market 10
hoodoo.
People who accuse ingalls, of attacking
the individual and not the party in his
ture, the Carlisle thread of his mature, as
it were.
There is a colored man living at Arkan-
sas City who is the father Of thirty-six
children. He has been married twice and
each wife bore twins six times. He is not
kicking for a recount.
This editorial item in the Salina Re
publican, I'VE are glad to note that our
subscription list is growing rapidly"
ought to set at rest any apprehenslons OF
the new EDITORS qualifications.
The Thomas Cat now has a contemporary
called the Kitten. This mas the appear
ance of an unauthorized encroachment on
the special line of amusement furnished
by the Rice family of Fort Scott.
A paper out west has for its candidate
for United States senator: Somebody
with whom purity in politics is not an
iridescent dream" 1t also supports Jerry
Simpson and spells 'iridescent" with two
RS
People who haven't put their ears to the
ground may not know that Minerva
Walker and Mrs Lease are fighting. As
both women wear their hair long, the
combat promises to be short and sanguin-
airy.
The parents Of George w. Martin, editor
of the Kansas City Gazette. celebrated
their golden wedding on the 18th at
Lecompton, Douglas county. They have
lived on their present farm almost thirty
five years.
There is some curiosity over Kansas to
know who the two public men who &C
companied A. b. Campbell in his repre-
hensible peregrinatiOns were. In not al
lowing themselves to be taken by the
police they have at least proven them
selves not to be as simple as A. b. G.
Harrison Kelley gains, besides votes,
good deal of notoriety by voting against
the conference report of the tariff bill. The
"K"s seem to have come TO the front in
the way of public notice this session. Be
sides Harrison Kelley, there is Kennedy
and Kilgore, and, by phonetic license, 10
Kannon hasn't been tagging