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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
Sud,ipaEer.

9fonbout p, 26. Sftober. - Ser
ouOlon erreidte heute elnen b0beren Stano,
ais lett 40 Sahren. aue 3iegeleicn spii1eu
8oleton unD 9llbanp mareu iiberid)memmt,
unp DiilIlonen bon Saditeineu aingen per
loren - i'm &lngstomner 9iltritt auein
100000. 9as gSaHer l0idte naS Teuer
inter Den Sefen, mari Die yetteren iiber
Den Nauten uno lhwcmmteu Die nod inter
Den llegenben Safiteine tort. Sine nod
hOhere Nlutb miro beute 9tQd,t ermartet.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27

Die cGriie 9iatOnal Sanf BON Ieno=
minee, Diid.," bat einen YroSeb eeqen
8uiiel s. YidiOro unb 8uben Snor, rpeld)e
bort Die ialite u6. g. Yetsr's Sat= &
2umber. Comp" pertrateu, begonnen, nm
$25 900 fir cine anseblit BON ben Sertlaa,
ten perfauite eaoIus 5ol; ou erlan9en.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
Sanieno WcniGen onrG cine Grplo=
fiou act0Otet.

Can SranSiSco, Gal, %. Sftober.
- Ser bter eingetroiieue 9ampier pGitg Of
Yefin" bat Die g!atrit)t bierber aebradt,
bab am 16. Sluguit 3. s. in Canton bas Re
sierungs YuluermagaSin erplObirte, uub
OaB babel mebr, als 1000 Yerioueu nm s
gsben getonmen ieien. llu9efdbr 200 Sdu=
Ter nurben oemolirt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
10. WarO, 2ld)t,tts9!
Tenn c frateu, an Die !

Observation-Disclosures: Sienitas in Der rSterrett7
Salle," garrs= unh Dcnenrpitr.; Niittpof i'm .gSez
SduBeH Bart" 9oRnerita9 in gSadcr's {lalle, NGmz
burorate. Gute GeoHer, cute Dtuiit. gSeltere Gin
ieInbeiten in Dtor9enSetuneen.
SIN 4uitraee uon $. s. Seebu, goriiter:
(257) Safpb Sd,cnfcI, Grctitiue.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27

EagT Der @eianguerein M H." Der
sueitdlteite unierer Stapt, begebt m org II
4benO III DER yGoucorbia" iein 80 Jdbrtges
SeIeben nit groBem s ert II. . all.
9es GpnSertes 6auptnummer 1T Die 9to=
pitdt uSlper aus Der SdmeiS," Elm ipeSieu
fir ben uArlon" compouirtes gSert bes grei=
len SoufiinlerS 9S. Sid)ird) in @era.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
Sas Sd)ad,ipicl per &abel.

Z c NJ . Dorf, 26. Sftober. = pr. Sld)ts
gorin iibermittelte beute per Sabel ie1nen
ncunten Bug in Dem uGpans SAINT" nno
ieinen Scbnten 3ug i'm Two Kits Defence"
on Srn. Stei11ib, beiien 4unuort mor9en
ermartet mirb. Sld)igorin Sog porber Die
belpen 3iige As Stunpen lang in @rmGs
nlr1n
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
GTeftcnb0rie.

Baltimore, ben %. Stto6er 1880.
Ilerduoer SronH d Sobnr bsrebnen bel SterliH9s
>uehieI aIf 80 Gage "a. 81 ur ture Sldt S4.S624
uno fir tduImdnHiite 81 so bis 81 60lt.
UitooeHoor, SilUer Il Comp. beredlUeH fir 5rdHcs:
Santier5z SrdtteH 5.23Fi bis - uHo tduimdHRlihe
0.25 's bis 5.25 dEl 90 Gage, -- fir turie Sldlt;
i'm 1eihsmart 81 "a d uEo fir 6juloeH 39&
(Seridtet Iur Den nSeutiteH @OrrelpoRocHteH" burt
Diiooenoorf Siuer Il 9omp.)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
S6merjen- Seifmittef,

p,Idcs foIort Die marternoftsr Stmcr8eH flt, Ont.
ilHouHqcH llnotrt uRo GOHQcioncr bet, ob nc III oct
SuHse, Dem Ntu8en, oeH Gtn1cpcloeH ooer iontiacu
EriieH oocr SrgaHeH ino. cine AHDcHouHg genilt.
SHnerliCh turlrt cin bulber bis 81 eiHem &becs
l0fiel uol in cEem @ae g0a'er IN rptullcH Dtlnuttn
Srdmpie, lauren DtGgeT, lebcltet, GrbrctlcH, Coos
bremen gieruoiitit, ShtailJiltcit, aopueh, SiIrs
Gbos, SoIt, SlapuuscH uno ale IRnerIVteH SrGatqcIa
ten
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27

s9 ST.. SObann gperbing, Gte
Der Ga9erz unb Mc9onalbltraBe, feiert
beute leiu 45. gSiegeufeit. Gem Gage Su
@bren pirO eiu obigater @unlh bel einem
0abetruuf aus @eora Sauernidmlots
Srauerei ieruirt. 9as @eburtstags
boiit redt rielen Gratulauten Die SanD sum
@ruBe III reld)eu.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27

- Yuior giartin &. 6rltd uon 5leabino,
Pa., ieit 25 3abren ein geadjteter grsoider,
ipuroe megen einer 9uSabl tleiuer 9ftbs
fable Su orei NOuaien @efanguiB $40
Straie unb ben Spileu Oss Seriabrens per-
urtbelt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
Or. GaSwag's
Sariaparilliam &ciolpctttl
2a5 9rOBe StutreinignngSs OtltteL

BUR S,ciluua alter d,rnnid,cu Srantbeitcn-
Cybrouii15er Rbeumattsmus, Ifropbuoc gctocH, 9yi'
eroetpuit, trodencS 9titelH, SrebsleloeH, yun9ena
hIuter SuSpepiie, GiueOihudmm, Gcihpurc, tSes
dmilite NuttrantbeitcH, C5itt gSaMeriuht, cH9Ilbe
9raHt6ct, SaSiluG, SroHtltl7, ShptHomht Il. !. 10
@rfaItamacm umo 5d,mcricm ~ OCT Snn9e
acbcit
aibIUuo, 2glsc., II. giopemUer 1888.
Sr GQomdp lSert1er Ncrr! SD Wolte tyHeu
luOH ldH1t elHQe SctlcA sum EObt iDre5 >arlupdrN'
udHzJitlOtptHt ltlelbtH. S0r attiehH SdlTtH eWa
pIdgl ib 0lees Uittte 81. SlmmcrmdHH n SmutoH'
Hd, UilHE Der mir eH laHgldbrI9tr Srtuuo 9elpcleH
mar, uRo iGgte tom, oaB Is tetH beercS Dttl 9e9aH
GrtaItuRg uHo SdlmercH IN Der Sun9e 9tbc. VI per'
nIdte eS uHo odHte mir odRH pIelulsS, NHiuluatHos
bag IS teln bciltrc5 ydtle ac9eH olclc SraHtDettu
gebt, uHo lett empr-Bt Gr 6 ittHcn Yoi!cHttn 80
empidll es dud Nrn. Glrbp, elnem Apotltttt IN
SUdURna, uHo l2tt bait er IS porratlI9. III HPpcS
ton, lStsc., mlIrb. it init eHem luH9tH HidHHe Oes
taaut, ocr etIcH lbnule1 Nulttu pdtc, uHo poH oem
man bciurdltcte, baB CT be hDtHomit betomWeE
uuroe. sd eutpIdll AQr SGrnpurlulGn= IelotpcHts
uHo HaU ei1lQer Set lab Id i'm irl uEo QCiuHo; er
orldte mir pdrm Die NdH0 uRo lu1tc mir, ods CT
opHe mid lest begrdben itlH muroe S9 pat IbH l-lr
itlneu 9epcltt. SJr uu9eIa4r leh%it1H JabreH ,tHm
tlH UtaHn Su mir CtH 0ulutO) uHo lalic, oOG leIHc
TrOu ClHem NuteH urbc; tr ndte SlDcl Aeric pers
udt, dbcr ohnc GrIol9 ,th gulpIubl 5nr zunupurlia
lldH uHo Rdd etHlgeH &aAeR mar lte 9eluHo. 2StHH,
9lnoer pulteu, 10 ut cine SolS aeHu9, e 6H BeteH,
Sh orite nUdmGS melH GrltuuHeu ubcr olele arSacI
ans uno lam ieoCm rGthcn, oteelbe I'm odule 81
haben nc uerbutet in uIecH SdueH elHe inWcre Srnnls
Pet, 5br n eras6euer s. Srufdfe.
Or. Rapwaq u So, III. 81, lSarrtHtraBev
NeUsgorf
ss- Nm bGs 8u6litum,-Gj,6et fier urb pens
iSnst HaopGn,s mo icAe oaB nRaOwau" an
9em III mas jlr tuIit
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
Sempfratiid,es Staot=Grefittip=
Spmite,
Tr. 222, SnzYaltim prcitrasc.

Gine anitraIiidIe WabIbuoe, nit groben
amtIider StimmictteI perieben, lit I'd sIid) ION
irlb 10 bis Ibenos 10 nbr seDiImet Demo:
fratiidIe Stimm9eber iinp ;um Seiudlc eiuac:
Iaocn.
(257-62D Sarrp 2Seues 8uIf, %oriiter.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27

als bic beiIen 6ausmittel t0nnen obue
3peiiel Or. slugult S0nlg's u6amburqer
SSamilien NeoiSinen" empfoblen meroenz
Sic beileu i9ueu uno iider.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
4flaIuria in ibrcn prrfd)isOrnrn fur-
mrn grbeilt nnN urrbitrt.

Gs aebt tein Seilmittcl In Der gSelt DcldbeS lSclH
iceber uno ole dHoereH mGurliben, blloleH uH0 hIf
hlaeu iSieber nit Nulie uoH Rapruap's Viucu 10
iaRel beit, ais Raoman's Heaop Belief.
a. IT, u. hIrirt Hldlt Hur ben NIT DtdGrld SebaItc'
ten oHoerr lueHn Seut, luelhe Dem mdldrlitcn Gitc
nuSaeiett Ho, leoen Dor9er, che lie duslcheE % bis
25 lropien 3eaou Geisi in 9&diier elnHehmeu mo
babel einen Grader eieu, ucroc1 c eotH H9rtif por'
beuoeu.
so Sts. Die 6loidc. gu bacon bel 9Ipot9cfcrE.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
Saltimnrrr Marftherirfltr.

(9cribtet iilr ben pIutitlen GorreuOHoeHter. )
SGItim ore. ben % SftUber $50.
Der S8aiieHmelImartt mar Geute Iet uRo rtetl1
bel lcGpauer yiadlirale. Die SulHlr betruQ o3lj
uEo oer Sorienumiae 100 Eiiier.
Sle 9tltIae gSdlirnSuuNr betrua 1877 Suitc
bic EuaIuhr 1O7 uHo Der GeuOtoren 8oratl
936. 400 SHihel; Der SOrienUertduI pom iuoIhenI
2EaiSen --, Don nsitlItem 100000 Sutle
EojaeEoe 5ubel, Scilt orn heut1cH, oen leitrIler
mo ettidlri0en StUHo Der I8diSenpreiie IN per-
Qel.beHoer 1leberiltht:
2SalScR NeutIIe Geitrt1e 3lclebe 3eIt
.Nts gI, = Shn5rate. Sdjmgrate legtes ja9r.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
pie ,2Iarpfano- -Spar6anG, "
~O~etts@de Baltimore: nno ssouioabitraBs,

: opeitssde Baltimore: uno SouioahItraSe.
SGltlM ore, ocH l. Apu $50.
c'ine GetraESIpIoenoc sur State UOn sIneul Bros
sent I3bri6 Wlro aui ale SiHlageE in oieier 8aHl,
Uede 40 ,5lHleH begetttgt uHo ourh am Shluii, bss
iOl9cHotH ja5res - AM 81. NiiB 1s9I - oiien 6leis
beabe Cont UeytTeteH mo, blSdhlt neroeH mas mIt
ben HblIteH Sapr,s5luicH o. SHeH GuI oleic @tRlas
grE GuI 4 4rojert labdI1 brIHgeH DIJo.
SgE.a9en rucroeH II SetrigeR uoR tlHem Dollar
uEo HeHt eAt9egeR geHommeR.
2Ie GaHt ~ iagId1 <oHatGq5 uHo leistitt Nsiers
tage uus9eEommeEl uoH q llbI irub bis l6r glat,l
uIittag5 fuI yeitGite oficH.
~. s.. SaIoipiiI, iuiI., Brdiioeut;
ealDiu :. Sbripcr, sriier SIce Irijibgrt.
=. u. 9idcrn, 5lpetteT Sice=gGdiloent;
Saniel Glouo, Sdlatmeiiirr
SlIettOreE:
u 2. SaloDin, Jun, @alpIH 2. Sbriocr.
:. o. Slderp, Thomas 8. gafbur.
thomas Sdoro, Clinton y. BaEe,
s. 3. >toneourHer, Us s. :. Suanp,
Y. Ssdrre. CSeoIqe Gator,
aonio yum, Jun, 2leoasre Eottk
(glprtll sia3-l
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
f8. 9Sare, Q. Yrcsiuft.

gfnno, Oemutratcn. Sas auitralitDe 8dbIiuitenl
miro allaOenoIidb oieie @odIe BON isS bis llbr in
GeEscrs Nnle, 9ir. 20O6. g8eit RrottitroGe, erduz
teri. ,im IIitrGsc Spbu 0cnalcr, SUrliter. (2o1
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
. 7 0 D,
9 iscuits 8

ooer IS q Il c II.
Gs tptrb Don feiner anberen Otebliorte
iibertrofieu. (cn1o- -Iop3, SreaEo)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
Sc war teine shat Des ,,sluffhlisers. I"
sSm &nttidl perhaitet.

Sonb II, 26. Sftober.-3mei 4merifa=
ner, peren 8eiiepdiie auf Die 9tameu Gbas
Sborne unO Daniel 0ope ausgeitetlt iiuo,
muroen geitern III giittidl perbaitet, ais lie in
elmer Sanf gefdlid)te 9reoitbriefe i'm Seuage
pon $4,000 chi 9rerel, Mor9an & Gomp.
prdlentirten. Die Yolisei balt Die Geian=
genen fiir notorlif)e Serbredler.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
2ltbntltngs : Sci6wcrocto

5IabpGpS 9teabp 9ieliei bittct cine Sur fir ieoe I'LL
pom StimcHcE. ScrreHtuEleH, GuettunleH,
SdmcricH IN Dem HifeH, Der %ru mo
Den GJlleoerH. IS mar ou3 crlte
unp lit o05 eln;Ilc
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
Yoafonmenbeit TT Der Weblbers
beritclIuta.

BatapSco sSuperlatip 8 aten I,
bas 6auptmebl Imertfa's
fjir
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27

Sine semcinidIaftlidbe Seirr Der eoanacIiid,en
Ino rsfprmirteu @encinoeu Dee tpeItIidDen
StaottbeiIs in oer reiprmirtcn GmanaeIs:
Stride an Der Sdlr6ocritrabc.-6 6citIid, ae=
idlmnftee Saue. - HeSeu uno Seian9ss
d,ore. - stnoere 5fciormatipus: 5eicriltl=
fcitct,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
-1nal --1nas- 1naIL-1n4l

0iais ,3ufllbr 6413. gusfubr 25oO Suitel,
Slcuatorsn SOrrctb l35, 1873 Ditto; SorieauerIuUI
Don iiolihem -, oOE ueitthcm 10000 SuittI.
ivollCnoe 3abele Sei9t oen heutlQeH, oeH lerlg1r
mo Den egtldhrl9en StGuo Der Didlsprelie in per-
gelChe1ber lleUerlidt:
UtGlS pcIt9e ctlrlae @ielne Set
aCmIiittr. SdluBrate. SdIuBrGte. leFteS 5o9r.
snnt .nemiitlter 81 -a1lo 56l,-56a, 4ol.-4O..
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
ytr. 257.
M. u. M.
NaDwaD'S
HcNOD Rc(icf
Die ttuIgltc unO bette 2tr;nci iir 6amil
licnzS~' Ser l&clt.
il Ser gNclt.

Sn Seit pom eins ,lu1r;il gliHutcH nab ,lucr
elRmallgtn griHolt qElueroIua psricbt IS uira
mails. SbmerSeH ~ haoern. Girerlsi ME hstti1 ura
mdrterRo ote SdmeHeH Der ourh RbeumdttSulus
Stttd9erl8tCu, @Httrlttuu9, SertruppeuHJ. Herp6Gs
tat, yisurdI9c ooer ouyb Ioniiiae RruHfhcl Sriais
ten dut lem molcH 3GOwup'S Reuou Rc.ief psrinait
iOiorti9e SreltttuHl. Us llrocrt ioiort un6 betlt
bdlo
SbeumatlSmu5, @rtilturlcr,
9nteH it,lmmtu Nllj,
AlihMG, SroEdIltIS,
Sopiueb, Nuitluch
-3dhnhmcrieHs SHtiuHourdcH,
9tenIa!4E, GoEleuOHcu,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1890-10-27
%e~:Dorfer uuO 9bilaOetpbier etpiIon.

Gjepdt 5tro aus Sotels uuo gBobnunotn ourti bt.
"UHtoHz 2r0nsleIz2o" Gb9ebolt uEo marirt bel Diels
ouH9 IN ben BIueturen:
NoroWeit=S Sde Der GatOertz uno Bal.
tlmor reitraBe, gtr. $50, Suos 5roaoUap, uHs
9dmoeRz Citation.
I. I. Sbcu, Sbas. 9. Scuu,
sGsihditsfibrsr. G31-) GjsH.=Baii. =agcut.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-06-14
A Hymn with Every Eye-opener

well-known local divine and one of his
worthy deacons, says the Chicago Post, had oc-
casion this morning to breakfast at the Leland
hotel. The cleric had evidently got I'D from the
wrong side of his bed. for everything from the
angle at which the rays of the sun entered the
room to the flavor of the toothpick which he
began chewing to stay his stomach until the
breakfast arrived displeased him very much.
His deacon strove in vain. directly and indi-
rectly, to soothe the ruf1ed feelings of the
cleric.
Won't you take glass of wines" the dea-
con queried.
Wine exclaimed the gentleman of the
ist. No wine, sir Nothing for me that comes
naught thence but evil. o why doesn't that
waiter hurry up?''
Just then there came floating into the cafe
the whistled melody Of the good old hymn:
Take Thy Troubles and Thy Care to the
Blessed Lord in Prayer"
1t was whiStled as from one who felt the SEN
timent of the words. The cleric raised his head
and listened, glanced rather shame-facedly at
the deacon, upon whose countenauce there
rested the suggestion of a smile, and said with
a changed manner:
Brother, what charming day this is. and
here's the waiter. How quickly he has served
us, and did you ever see more toothsome
breakfast? And, by the way, waiter" the
divine whose temperament had so changed I'M
the influence of the familiar tune, said, "can
you tell me whence comes that whistling?"
'Oh, that's Henry" the waiter replied. Hes
the barkeeper, and he's a. mixing an eve opener
for guest in the barroom, sir.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-06-14
Just How She Escaped.

Early in the COS ] was a railroad telegraph
operator down in Georgia, and had mighty
narrow escape from being lynched one day, -
said he, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
1t was in the afternoon. A gang of darkies
came along to where my station was, about
three miles from any human habitation. They
had in their grasp a beautiful young white girl
AMI they tied her fast to ooe rail of the track.
right before my eyes. They then stood there
and pointing revolvers at my head, said if
lnterfered in any way they would murder me.
Five minutes before the Atlantic express was
due they departed, leaving the girl on the track
TO be cut IN two by the train. | was in terrible
suspense. knew would be called a coward
and cur if l allowed the girl to be killed but
was afraid to signal the train to stop, because l
knew the darkies would kill me if /
did. But was going to save my position any
now. Just as the train passed my signal sta
ton ran down the track and with a pair of
pliers cut down the wire connecting the signal
TO the station. By doing this thought could
tell the railroad officials that the vandals had
cut the wire so that could not signal the train
See the fine pointY Well, while | was cutting
the wire the wind came up suddenly and blew
perfect tornado. Big oak trees were blown
over so that their tops touched the ground. and
hac to hang on TO the track so that wouldn' Z
be blown away. Well, when 1 went up the
track saw those darkies running away, and l
supposed that the girl had been cut in two
was prepaI ed to look upon horrible sight. but,
to my great joy and utter establishment, she
was still alive. / cut the rope with my pliers
and released her, carried her tenderly up to
the signal station, bound up the gashes made in
her limbs by the rope and"
And what's asked somebody.
And asked her to be my wife"
What did she say?'
''She thanked me for my bravery. and softly
murmured: 'YeS'm
But how was 1t the train didn't kill her!''
II never found out until two years afterward
Then met the engineer of that very train. He
explained to me that Just as the train was
about to strike the girl that heavy gust of wind
came along. 1t was so powerful that it lifted
one side OF the train over, making it run on one
rail for about 500 feet before it fell back the
other rail. 1t SO happened that the girl was
tied to the rail from which the wheels raised
and that's how she escaped
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-06-14
BRIGHT BITS.

TALK TO Fly
I'm trying to be pious, and think it wrong to
swear.
Keep off the grass; don't walk around where
there isn't any hair.
If get mad one of us two will very likely die,
All! may even swallow you--with huckleberry
pie. -ChicdQo Post.
NOBODY can speak word against the type.
whitehall she does is write Washington Star.
BISMARCK has neuralgia in the face and can
the emperor requests him to do so or not.-Ne,c
York World.
A PITTsBURGER, being asked by the census
enumeration for the profession, trade or occu-
patton of his wife, as provided in question 16,
replied: Home Ruler. -PittsburQ Chronicle.
'GoING camping out this year?''
''No; camped out last year.
''Why don't you camp out this year?''
81 just told you. camped out last year
Lol0eu Citizen
EVIDENTLY NoT.-'When the jury brought in
a verdict of guilty the prisoner turned pale
and trembled like leaf
Then be didn't have the courage OF his con-
viction. Smith, Gray Dc Co.'S Monthly.
TOURIST lin Southern Missouri)-Do people
have malaria here.
Native-Yaas, most of EN-.
Tourist-What do they do for it?
Native-WaL, most Of them die.--Paris Her.
aid.
MISS ANTIQUE is delirious. The doctor says
it is the result of great JOY"
What caused itY'
'"The census taker asked her If there were
any other young ladiesin the house. "-soston
Herald.
THE COUNTRY SAFE-First Citizen-I begin to
feel as if there was some hope for this country,
after ALL
Second Citizen--welll WE'LL What has hap
pened?
First Citizen Il Just saw a Sunday school
boy thrashing O street hoodlum.-NetC Yorb
Weekly.
NERVOUS OLD LADY Gin sleeping caro-, porter,
porter where do sleep:
Porter-What is the numbah OBJ youah berth,
ma'am?
Nervous Old LADY, don't see what that has
to do with it, but, if you must know, it is third
there were brother and sister born before
me.-LdUrence american.
BLESSINGS OF A DIvIDE.-First Philosophical
Tramp-Look at the uneven distribution of
wealth. Mister Aston cud give every man in
tn country So so and he'd have So so left for
hissef.
Second Philosophical Tramp-If he'd only do
it. what blessin' il I'D be. You and 1 cud be
howlin drunk all day o-morrer-NeW York
Weekly.
SUsPIcIoUsLy CoRpIA1--Miss Honeysuckle lin
some trepidation)-Here's the bill for my new
bonnet. papa.
MIR. Honeysuckle- Seventy five dollars? Why,
that's remarkably cheap for so pretty a one;
and how well it becomes you.
MISS HoneySucKe-fapa, beIeve you are
getting ready to tell me that can't go to Sara
toga this summer.-Brooklya Life.
SHE WANTED HIM Nor.-He ION his knees)-
And Ihave never, never loved any one else in
my life,
She-Let me see. You are IS years old, aren't
you?
Yes, darling"
And have never loved any one?''
mo, darling
II don't want you, then A man who is fool
enough not to fall in love before he's 26 is no
use. y Laurence american.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-06-14
A Puzzle to the Germans.

Reminded by the advent of a number of
specimens of the old masters, says the St. Paul
Pioneer Press, County Attorney Egan tells a
story on Pat Donan and the Broom Brigade
of southern beauties he ciceroned during a
visit to st. Paul and its envEons in 1885, The
ladies were beyond question pretty, engaging
and merry, but the hyperbolical Pat used to be
inclined TO stun the empyrean in his eulogies
One evening Pat and the brigade were received
on the lawn at the Hotel st. Louis and great
was the crowd of attendant guests and sight
seers. Donan was in his glory, and soon made
occasion for speech, in which he repeated
over aud over again the statement:
Titan and Rubens combined could not linn
more exquisite and ideally perfect beauty than
that of which bring you many opponents
from the sunny south, the land of fair women
and brave men, " etc.
Standing in front of Judge Egan was short.
fat German, who 'drummed" cigar trade He
listened and stared open mouthed but finally
after Donan had called forth the names of the
olden portrait painters about half a dozen
times, the cigar seller turned to Egan with n
puzzled look and inquired:
'Mein friend. who was dat firm, Tishian ind
Rubens, dat teller he keep talkin' over SO
muchs"
Don't you know them" queried the Judge,
solemnly. why, they are NJ Minneapolis firm
Paint frescoes. signs, houses, fences, anything
and everything almost"
Dot ish funny. [ live to Meenieawpolis, but
| don have heerd sometimes about dot firm"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-06-14
A "Hieh Plane" Request.


The correspondence which took place
between Col. L. F. Livingston end Repre-
sentative J. d. Stewart the other day. just
before the latter returned to Washington, is
about the most picturesque feature Of the
pre- ent political campaign in this state that
has yet cropped out. Col. Livingston,
having decided that be would like TO
represent the Fifth district in congress,
addressed brief epistle to Mr.. Stewart in
which he told him that "in arranging for
harmony and to secure the largest possible
good for the whole people" he (Col. Living
stonl was being urged to become a candi-
date for congress. He therefore appealed
to Mr.. Stewart to defer to the wishes of the
farmers Of the district and get out of his
way. He declared that he placed his
request on the "high plane" that the farm
ers should have an Immediate and close
representative on the floor of congress "
The colonel was kind enough to say, how
ever, that he thought that Mr. Stewart was
willing to do ali the service for the farmers
that he could.
OF course the plain inference from Col.
Livingston's letter is that he can do great
more for the farmers than Mr.. Stewart,
not because he is willing to do more, but
because he is able TO do more. Col. Liv-
ingston may be an ADLER man than Mr.
Stewart, but it ought to have suggested
itself to him that it was not at all
probable that Mr.. Stewart would admit
that in the matter of ability he failed to
come up to the colonel's standard. If there
is any one thing about which congress-
man is more sensitive than another it is
his ability, and therefore when Col. Living
ston intimated that he was much better
fitted to serve the farmers of the Fifth dis
trict than Mr.. Stewart he destroyed what
ever chance there might have been of hav-
ing his high plane" request, that Mr.. Stew
art should get out of his way, complied
WITH
1t seems that Col. Livingston was urged
to become candidate for tho democratic
nomination for congress in accordance with
IAN arrangement for harmony and TO secure
the largest possible good for the
whole people," OF course Mr.
Stewart would like to know who
the parties are who were authorized to
make Sucn an arrangement, ana why Col
Liviugston's candidacy would secure the
Largest possible good for the whole peo-
ple." He seems to be in the dark about a
good many things. After talking with
many people of his district he wrote, in
answer to Col. Livingston's "high plane''
request, that he thought that he
could represent the farmers Of the
Fifth district just about as we'll as Col.
Livingston, aud said that he failed to under
stand what motive could influence Col.
Livingston to enter the race.
Evidently there is going to be very
lively and interesting contest in the Fifth
district. Col. Livingston will have an op-
portunity to show whether or not the far
mers of that district think he can render
them better service in Washington than Mr..
Stewart