Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-03-08
VARIETIES.

1t is exceedingly probable that the
improbable will happen.
Little things comfort us, because lit
tie things annoy us.-Pascdl.
Every day should be distinguished
by at least one particle act Of love.
He that have gained friend hath
given hostages to fortune.-Makes-
pedre.
If every man had to follow his own
advice nine out of ten of us would stop
giving it.
Enthusiasm is the genius ofsincerity,
and truth accomplishes no victories
without it.
The best perfection of a religious
man is to do common things in a per-
feet manner.
Men on pension rolls live to be very
old. The pension roll beats the bakers
roll as a staff Of life.
He submits himself to be seen
through a microscope who suffers him
self to be caught in passion.
There is power a hundred times
more powerful than that of bayonets;
its is the power Of ideas.
Seneca said the manner of saying
or doing anything goes great way
toward the value of thing itself.
Goodness, and absence of heat and
haste, indicate fine qualities; gentle
man makes no noise lady is serene.
There are only two sorts Of men-the
one, the just who believe themselves
sinners the other, sinners who believe
themselves just.
No one was ever corrected by sar-
casm, but often driven further in the
wrong way. In teaching always be
kind and patient.
The Russian law prohibits joking
about the Emperor. That's why no
one in Russia ever refers to Alexander
as an old Czardine.
Self denial is a virtue OF the highest
quality, and who he has it not, and
does not strive to acquire it will never
excel in any thing.
Life is to be measured by action, not
by time man may die old at thirty,
and young at eighty may the other
persisted before he died.
You cannot prevent the birds Of sad
ness from flying over your head, but
you may prevent them from stopping
to build their nests there.
The more man follows Nature and
is obedent to her laws the longer he
will live the further he deviates from
these the shorter will be his existence.
Be the first to ask pardon if you err,
and guard against the little pique,
misunderstanding, and hasty words
that often pave the way for sorrow and
regret.
Young man do not be deceived.
Your best girl doesn't care half so
much about your getting mustache
raised as she does about your getting
your salary raised.
81 thought you were going to marry
Miss Goldthwaite." Her family were
all opposed to it" "WelI, but if the
girl herself" 81 said all the family.
She was one Of en-
Only the few favored by fortune can
scale the rock of fame but there is
plenty of other work to be done by the
multitude as good and true in its own
way, if not so enduring.
Misunderstood Pop-eyed country
photographer (about to remove the
cap)-Look this way, please. Sitter
Not much, | won't. | wouldn't look
like that in picture for nothin'.
Mamma-Come look at Mrs Bin
bury's pretty little baby. Amt it
sweet? Little Edith-O, isn't it cute?
Mrs. Binbury, are you going to make
girl out of it when it gets big or
boy?
A bird upon the wingsmay carry
seed that shall add a new species to the
vegetable family of a continent; and
Just so a word, thought, from living
loul may have results Unreasonable,
eternal.
One of the precious uses" of adver-
sity is that it is great reconciler;
that it brings back averted kindness,
disarms animosity, and causes yester-
days enemy to fling his hatred aside
and hold out hand to the fallen friend
of old days.