Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-01-10
PI'TII AND POINT.

| a broken window hath no pane,
A great blowlard late hurricane.
The thirsty circus clown is dry
joker.
II is hard to gci ut the naked truth of
bear story.
People who live in glass houses are
liable to have shattered health.
When The milkmaid is awkward aud
frctIul the cow generally turns pail.
The man who lost his fortune says he
was knocked ccntlcss. - DaasuiNc Hrce.e.
II is the young man with the sand who
wins the girl with the rocks - Boston
touUicr.
II is the wife of the late husband who
is most Interested III "thc coming man. +"
-i1stm COuridr.
There il nothing loud about the red
flannel shirt. On the contrary, il is mod
cal and shrinking
Everything about n ritIrsnakc keeps
cool In time Of danger except i,s tail.
That gets rnttled.
When the Office seeks the man, you,
can see its coat tails stick right out to-
| ward him. Puck.
'sl nature is something like humnnI
nature. The whale blows too much TO-
be II tighter, -Mc'o York Mems.
"Whnt struck you most in the cqua !
torial rcgions!' asked II gentleman of n
traveller. "'rhc SUM-" wns the reply
LIFE. |
Authors of flesh producing systems find
/, II paying business, for il enables them
! Ia live on the Fat of the land. --Buitimoye
1incricnA. Huft fl
Little Freddie Ito sisters callcr)--"It
must he awful nice to be II man. Don't
you wisl, you were II man, MIR. Nobranci'
= YaDkte Bh,dc. 4
"I.cavc this place" snd The debtor to
the creditor Gwen, | guess | may as
we'll, ms I've got nearly everything else"
- Washington critic.
When the barber talks too much his
stories are generally illustrated with cuts.
But hc is II great politician, for he
never stops work nj the polls.
Curtain Ito carpcp-," Aha, they,
whipped you, did thcy?' Carpet
"Don't crow. They IRE going to hang
you. - Binghamton Rp"biom. h.
He wooel her and sncd her and sought her
| Till he melted her heart So cold, Ii
| Then he married the icemnn's daughter .
Aud now ho isrollng In gold
--Hostom Courier.
There may DO rs big fish in the sea az
ever were caught, but we doubt very
much if there ARE any as big us those
claimed to have been caught .--States-
man a.
A writer in a scientific paper says that
botanically the onion belongs to the lily
family No one would detect the like,
ness from comparing the odors Of the
onion and the lily. tua
A. German musician has discovered
that many persons who study music prac-
ticc too much. Funny that no musician
aver found that ont before. Other
people have known it ever so long.
l My Lucy's cyos
Are summer skies NN.it
Whene'er her heart il light and CHEEKY,
But when sho's sad
The wcnther's bad
And nil my skies are dark and dreary.
--Chirdyo He,atd.
A paper in Memphis relates a case Of a
beautiful young lady, the daughter Of
wealthy parents, marrying an editor.
That is us it should be- We thought all
along that American young ladies would
eventually recover from the mania Of
marrying Princes and aspire to the
nobility again.
Hiss Slymmc -"Ifow do you like my
new gown, dcar?' Miss Plompe--
"Wcll, it isn't so bad. But it has a
rather odd lookino fi,r,tre in II think ~
About thirty minutes later. Mrs.
Slymmc-"I wonder If that hateful
thing was referring to me? These goods +.
are perfectly plain. "--7epe Haute Es-
press.