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Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-26
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notice the sad condition Of our
third page to-day. We had the
form ready for press when Judge
Gilbert, cur popular and esteemed
Circuit Judge, called AT the Office
in a drunken condition, and in bis
attempt TO hug us to prove his af
fcction, be knocked the form into
"pi." We hadn't time To reset the
matter, aud 80 had 10 leave the
page blank. While we are sorry,
It is not our fault. We can't even
pitch into the judge about II. lie
not only owes US $50 borrowed
money, but controls legal advertis-
ing TO the amount of $500. This
is our position, and we trust our
readers will appreciate IT,
~ 10 O'Clock last Sunday night
we got word by telephone that
some Ono Vas opening the graves
N our private cemetery, wherein
lie the renal = OF the seven differ
ent men who have tried to get The
drop on us but were u trfe too
late. We made iUr the scent at IL
rapid gait, and what was our as-
Punishment to discover that the
marauder was no less II person than
our esteemed contemporary-the
editor, publisher and proprietor Of
the Cow hell Gazette and Ding.
Dong Advertiser. The old william
has stolen our Office stove-bor.
rowed our wood pile-hooked our
job type-conspircd with our fore.
man-begged our Ink-opened doz.
ems of our letters aud lied about us
from sunday morning to Saturday
night He has attempted to ape
aud initiate our enterprises and re.
peated failures have made him des
perate.
lie hasn't the nerve TO pull q
gun, sven when his nose IL between
someone's fingers. He pooh. hoohed
our graveyard in every issue, anu
sought in every way to belittle our
courage. Fired with hate because
everybody who come here want to
see that little buryingground, be
planned u go out thore and dig ur
every body and transplant the lor
TO n graveyard of his own. w,
have heard OF %stupendons cheek
but this case takes the cake. VIVA
did we do Well, we didn't wan
to kill the poor old, long shunkcd
bowlegged cousin of cactus, bu.
we did turn to and maui him NIT
the boys over ut ranch l4-sever
miles away-heard his yells anC
thought that IA new species OF whip
poorwill had struck Arizona. w,
understand he claims TO have beer
"highwayed" and robbed, aud he
Dragging that he wounded NV,
strangers. The case is MS we hav,
given it.
Two weeks ago we suggested T.
the public the propriety OF putting
q hempen neck.tie on Dan Smith
the proprietor Of the Last Chanc
Saloon, and swinging him up to
limb. Ii seemed To us to be th
best way to work u reform in hi
everyday demeanor. Dan VAS ad
vertsiug with US, and he ordere,
his ad out. Result Dan Smith
now back at the Kansas Stat
Prison To serve his unexpired tern
There's a moral To this. w
propose To take advertising in
business way, aud as a business il
veslment. No matter who is nc
yer Using with us, we shall refer I
him edltorially IN any way we deer
best. Had Smith sought revenP
by shooting at us we should hav
honored him. When he turned /
aud stopped a six inch nd. whic
we had given him "a low rate OF
and which VT needed To fill out th
sixth column Of the third pag,
we decidsd that il WAS time |
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-26
Il. o. :
A. G. LANE, M. D., A. NJ,

A. G. LANE, M. D., A. NJ,
Surgeon and Physician,
San Pedro, New Mexico
Abreast Of the Times.
Latest and most Improved method
of treating disease.
Prompt Relief and Speedy Cure
Dealer In new and Pure Drugs,
Fine Prest riptiOns and Genuine
Specific medicines, Druggists
Sundries, Etc.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

How much Of the true inward
ness Of home life is made manifest
in SCHOOL, The observing teacher
can tell more Of wl,a: home really
is by the appearance Of the children
who come under her care than can
the person who spends a month as
a guest Of the family. Here is one
boy who wears nice clothes--that is,
costly clothes-but whose co 1t is
never brushed, whose buttons are
always missing, whose bare knees
always show through holes in
breechcs and stockings. Next to
him sits q boy whose suit cost 81. 95,
but whose collar is clean in the
morning at least, whose clothes are
brushed and cleaned and mended,
who in short shows those evidences
Of maternal care which all children
should receive. What's tale those
boys tell the teacher! Cannot every
mother u the school. boy "catch on
to the morale.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Says IN ex .lrange: No business
man says he can't afford to patronize
the local paper. lie might as well
say he can't afford to do business.
The newspaper is really Joint stock
affair, and every mar who has any
pride in his town and his country,
will hold up the hands Of the man
who il trying t. rIn a 1--we local pa
per. and boom and build up the
town in which his interests are COM
mon and mutual.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

(tt = Intended % give every per-
laon credit for donations TO this very
worthy object, but FROM the fact
.thatsome persans delivered their
gifls without mentioning II 10 any
pssson, makes il impossible 80 70
AZ. Il 4 not certain that The last
two names on the list are the cor
~ ones, However, should there
~ persons who are not properly
credited, please mention il at the
postrofice and the proper correc-
tions will be made.-Ep1
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

The circulation Of the blood
quickened and enriched-bears life
and energy TO every part Of the
body; appetite returns: the hour Of
rest brings with il sound repose.
This can be secured ~ taking DR..
y. III. McI.eans Sarsaparilia. For
sale a Talcott's drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

you'd lesvsN without funds % pay
current expsnses, and The situation
would ~ Little better, except that
he evil might he put On.
iii either case there must be
there's when the state warrants will
be sald AZ discount, and the ex-
psnssas subsequently increased.
ca the Whole the sistasla b is SER
IONS. aud one that should have the
best thought of the best minds IN
the state, and it cannot be discussed
too much or too earnestly, and the
FREE Press expects to give the sub
jcct q great deal Of attention.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Hyou are all run down-havs no
strength, no energy, and feel tired
all the time-take DR.. ]. II. Nc
Leans Sarsaparilla. Il will impart
strength and vitality to your sys-
tenn. For sale at Conly's drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Don't irritate your lungs with a
stubborn cough when q pleasant
aud effective remedy may be found
in DR.. j. III. McIean's Tar Wine
Lung Balm. For sale at Talcott's
drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01
I,a6iaa ave fried Il.

a number Of my lady customers
have tried Mothers Friend" and
would not lie without for many
times it's cost. They recommend it
to all who are about to become
mothers. r. A. Payne, Druggist,
Greenville, Ala. Write Bradiield
Reg. Co, Atlanta. Ga. for particu-
lars. By w. J. Comfy.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

II you feel tout Of sorts.' cross
and peevish--take DR.. j. H. Nc
Leans Sarsaparilla; cheerfulness
will return and life will acquire new
zest. For sale at Talcott's drug
stOr0.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

We carry a larger and better stock
Of clothing this fall than usual, and
are prepared to offer decided bar
gains, A. O. R~INGsRuD.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Ole Olson Jr., of Sioux Falls,
claims to be the first white child
born IN what is now the state Of
South Dakota. He first saw the
light March 2, 1860. on his fathers
farm, eight niles west Of Vermillion.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01
II IN need Of see us before

Will III. Heck, the Sioux City
jeweler is better than ever prepared
this season to serve his patrons with
anything in the line Of watches,
clocks, gold and silverware, jewelry
Of all kinds, diamonds and thous-
ands Of articles suitable for holiday
gifts, wedding presents, etc. Every
body welcome in his establishment
and he has a corps Of accommodate
ing clerks that will show you any
thing in the store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Our stock OF Ladies' and cents
fne shoes is the best in the city
and our prices will be found renson-
able. Al. O. RrNGsRuD.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

The following Is a psalm by the
savage who presijes over the Sioux
Rapids Press:
God bless the rainl
The more rain the more corn.
God bless the corn!
The more corn the more whiskey.
God bless the whiskey!
The more whiskey the more dem
ocrass who vote early, often and
late for the saloon, the C%ovingtons,
and to refill our jails and the return
Of good old democratic days and
ways.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Thornton's line Of gloves and nit
tens are the best and cheapest in
the city.
Those raisins are chcap-10 cents
q pound at Thornton's.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

The quality Of the blood depends
much upon good or bad assimila-
ton. To make the blood rich in
life and strengthening constituents
use DR.. J. II. McIean's Sarsaparilla.
It will nourish the properties Of the
blood, from which the elements Of
vitality are drawn. For sale at Con-
ly's drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Thornton has the only complete
line Of groceries, fruits, provisions,
crockery and cutlery, and we have
just received from the factory a
dandy line Of gloves and mittens.
Look us over. Brick block Main
street.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01
Santa Claus headquarters at
TIL OTIS NV Store.

A fine line Of toilet cases, jewelry
toys, ETC., for holiday presents at
Conly's.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

In making your rounds for holt
day presents don't forget the City
Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Those dried and canned fruits
are all new packed at Thorntons.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

ut goes right to the spot" said
an old man, who was rubbing in
DR.. J. III. McLean's Volcanic Oil
Eminent to relieve rheumatism.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Thornton has fine crockery aud
glassware to please you all.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

Groceries have taken a tumble.
We mean to hold our trade. Try
US. s. q. THORNTON.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01
The largest are the cheapest.

Orders by mail have prompt attention.
Send for circular containing testimonials and
Insurance Proposition.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-01-01

increases the flesh and
Hastens maturity.
The sooner the system Of the hog Is fortified
against disease, the more certain is the result.
DO not wait until your hogs are past treatment.
What Wise Men Write.
Have used Your Remedy since SO, putting 1t
to several tests. and and 1t a certain preventive
and arrester Of disease. }. d. Cochrane ,tbreed-
err Clinton, Mo.
Hogs have died all around me at different
times. but your Remedy keeps mine healthy and
repays the cost in extra flesh alone. Wm. Ernst
tbreeuerj Tecumseh. Neb.
them IN my feed lots and have NOT lost one since
nsing Haas Remedy. Denaps Mccormick, Mt.
Hope, Has.
Do not want to be without. Send me six more
cans. Henry Foster. III. d., prop 'Saritarinm''
Clifton Springs, N.Y..
have used Haas Remedy for ten years and /
cannot find anything that will do the hogs tue
good this medicine will. cant get along with
out it. G.. A.. Averill. Corning. Iowa.
FOR SALE BY
Dr.. ]. S. Talcott, Elk Point.
Prlces-25-POund Cans $3.50
$3.50, &l.25 and 90 cts
per package.
The largest are the cheapest.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
A Woman Undertaken,

There is a brisk, capable little wom-
ann England who has taken up the
pro ession of general undertaking.
Not that she drives the hearse or ar
ranges the ice box, but straightway
adeath occurs she goes into the family
arranges all the details of the funer-
al, directs the servants in the pre-
paratiOn of the house, attends to the
necessary kilograms and messages,
answers the questions of friends,
secures the mourning, arranges
the flowers, and, in short, relieves
the bereaved family of all the painful
duties and cares incident to the pres
ence of death in the house. After
the funeral procession leaves the
door she proceeds to destroy as far
as possible all remains of the gastly
visitor, opens shutters and windows,
sets the house in order as if nothing
had occurred, and then hastens away
on some other errand of like import,
for which she is amply paid,
In addition to this she furnishes
homes, sometimes remaining two
months in a single family before all
is in order, and she also arranges
the details of weddings in the same
manner as funerals, providing the
trousseau. supplying the breakfast.
and packing the wedding gifts after
the happy pair have fitted. She re-
Gently packed fourteen cases OF we'd
ding presents for a lady going to
Germany, and not one article was
broken. For this service the receives
seven English shillings a day, and in
sists on being treated as if socially
equal to her employers.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
An impatient Animal.

In store in Otis street is firm
whose head resides in the suburbs,
and who frequently drives to and
fro m his residence, leaving his horse
at the door with weight attached
to the strap. The doctor" as hei
is called, frequently grows impatient.
casts longing looks around, and
sometimes whinnies for his master.
The other day, having waited over
long, as he undoubtedly thought,
Doctor reached down, picked up the
strap, and with the weight dangling
from his mouth set off in brisk and
independent fashion for home. leav.
ing his master TO follow on foot or in
horse car, as if, having waited lQnr
enough. how other people got home
was no concern of his. Boston Her.
aid. ~
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
Rich Without Money.

Many man is rich without money.
Thousands of men with nothing in their
pockets and thousands without even q
pocket are rich. A man born with good,
sound constitution, q good stomach, good
heart and good limbs and pretty Food
head, piece Is rich. Good bones are better
than gold; tough muscles than silver, and
nerves that fash fire and carry energy to
every function are better than houses and
lands. 1t is better than landed estate to
have the right kind of father and mother.
Good breeds and bad breeds exist among
men as really as among herds and horses.
Education may do much to check evil
tendencies or to developgood ones; but it il
q greal thing to inherit the right proportion
OF faculties to start with The man is rich
who has good disposition, who is natur-
ally kind, patient, cheer ul hopeful, and
who has flavor of wit and tun in his COM
position.
The hardest thing to get on with in this
lie lisa mans own self. A cross, selfish
fellow. q timid and care burdened man
these are all born deformed on the inside
They do not limp, but their thoughts some
times do.--[Clay Manutacturers Engineer.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
A Wenan's Smile.

Do women fully appreciate the value of
a smile2 Do they ever think that it is to
the cheerful, sweet-minded woman that
friends come in seasons of sorrow and trial
for help hand comfort; that it is to her that
the feverish child turns Tor touch OF the
kindly and or glimpse of the face that
fills the darkened chamber with sunlight?
The husband, wearied with the pressure of
business, turns to his home and meets on
the threshold the smiling lace of his wife,
and yielding to its soothing influence the
cares of the outside world are forgotten; be
is king in hls own realm, and at his side is
the queen, or rather the household maSi-
clan, whose smile conjures away gloom and
i'll temper.
The tired clerk takes renewed pleasure in
exhibitint bargains to the smiling, appre-
ciative woman, and even the little street
gamin is made nobler and happier by her
cheerful picture. There is nothing on earth
50 beautiful as bright smile on the ACC Of
a woman. 1t has been said that laughter Is
the day and sobriety Is the night and a
smile Is the twilight that hovers gently be-
tween both. and is more bewitchIng than
either.-[New Orleans Picayune. -.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
Our Noble Planet.

Albert Harris home is in Clinton
county, Missouri. Shortly after mid
night he wandered into the central
police station, and to the captain in
charge told the tale of how he rode
and rode through more towns than
he had ever heard of and finally
reached Omaha.
II tell YOU" he said, 'ifthe worlds
as big the other way as she is the
way I come she's a >Whooper. -
Omaha World-Herald. u:
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
Seven Days Of Terror.

London Telegraph.
/ A remarkable story of the sea
comes from St. Malo, the narrator
being an ancient mariner named
Bauche, whose painful experience in a
small boat on the ocean ought
to be warrant for the truth of his
tale. Blanche had signed articles
with the captain of vessel called
the Mathilde, in which he sailed to
Martinique. While in the harbor Of
st. Pierre in a boat with the cabin
boy one day he was driven ocean
ward by a gale of wind. and was
knocked about for O. week on the
the waves before he was r ascued by
a Norwegian bark.
Alter the first night at sea Bauche
says that the cabin boy became part
ly delirious. Water was filling the
boat every instant, and in order to
prevent the dying lad from being
drowned in it, the old sailor made
pals o! the legs of his pantaloons,
and was thus enabled to keep the
bottom of the little craft tolerably
dry. He had also to deprive himself
of his shirt, which he utilized as a
flag of distress. On the third day
the cabin boy died, and hardly was
the breath out of his body before
seven or eight ferocious black sharks
began to circle round the boat,
which they sometimes almost touch
ed. Rather than deliver up the dead
body to the monsters of the deep,
Bauche kept it until it became de-
composed.
Being afraid of illness he at length
throw it overheard, after having
said his prayers over it, and the prey
was speedily seized by the sharks,
which disappeared with it, and did
not show up again for about twenty
four hours or so. Bauche now felt
so utterly miserable that he was
thinking of throwing himself over
board when he was disuaded from
his intention by the temperance of
the sharks, which, AFTER eying him
ravenously for some time, actually
began to gambol before him as if in
anticipation of a good iced off his
body.
Il did not want to be eaten alive"
remarked Bauche in his perilous ad-
ventures, $50 | remained where was
and awaited assistance" On the
seventh day the sailOrlos conscious
ness, fell down in the boat, and was
rescued in an insensible condition by
Capt. Paterson, Of the Vladimir.
In his mouth the Norwegian sail
ors found wnat they first thought
was an old quid of tobacco, but
which proved to be part of the horn
handle OF his knie, which Bauche
was crunching to stave off hunger
when he became unconscious. The
rescued sailor, after having been TAX
en- to New Orleans, obtained a pas
sage home to St. Malo. Only the
other day he went down to the port
to meet his old shipmates of the Ma
thilde, who had been wrecked off the
coast of Newfoundland, whittier they
had made another voyage since
Bauche disappeared at Martinique.
The crew of the MathiIde had been res
cued off the banks of Labrador by
an English vessel. They had long,
of course, given up Bauche and the
cabin boy as lost in midocean, and
great was their surprise when they
beheld the former in flesh, and as
hale and hearty as if he had never
been without food on the deep for full
seven days in an open boat, and in
perilous contiguity to the teeth o.
the tigers oil the ocean.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
Powder Marks in Suicide.

Illustrated American.
1t is now beginning to be admitted
generally that wound inflicted with
a modern tire-arm may be accom-
panied by neither scorching nor
powder tattooing, though the weap-
on may be held very close, if the
bullet be driven by one of the mod
ern Eliminates contained in the same
cap with the projectile. This lack of
marks, formerly held to be pnfailing,
has given rise sometimes to theories
of murder.
Is A case in point is reported from In
dia. A Hindoo went down into the
sandy bed of a river and shot him.
self through the head with a revolt
yer of45 caliber, making O wound
about the edges of which there was
not the slightest blackening or
scorching. That he committed sui
eide there is no doubt, as the sandy
ground showed no traces of other
footsteps than his and as he left a
note saying that he intended to kill
himself.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
Governmental Paper.

Authorities in the treasury depart
ment say that the greatest difficulty
counrerfeiters meet with in the imita-
ton OF United States paper money is
found in the peculiar paper used by
thegovernment, which has silk fibers
running through it. You can pull
these silk fibers out OF one of Uncle
Sans notes without iniuring it; but
if you split a counterfeit in two you
will find any silk tibers that may be
in it simply laid between two films of
paper, and they will not pull out at
all. The making OF this paper is a
government secret, and is conducted
at Dalton, Mass, under the eye of
treasury experts. Washington Star
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
A Man Who Wanted Alimony
From the Oberlin (Kas. } Opinion.

From the Oberlin (Kas. Opinion.
The meanest man on record has
been discovered again. He lives in
Arkansas City, Kas. He brought HI siiit
against his wife for alimolN aIIeoino
tLat~s6e IS a strong and healthy
woman, asks that she bS >snpel!ed
to support him. The courts have
just decided the case in the adverse
to him. In it's decision the supreme
court says there is no case in the law
books authorizing such suit; that
the domestic relations would have to
be readjusted, and an obligation
cast upon the wife to support the
husband before such an action could
be maintained.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
A Watch in a Shirt Stud.

From the st. Louis Republic.
A matchmaker in Newcastle, Eng
land, recently completed set of
three-gold shirt studs, in one of
which is watch that keeps excel
lent time and the dial being only SIG
of an inch in diameter. The three
studs are connected by strip of
silver inside the shirt bosom, and
the watch, contained in the middle
one, is wound up by turning the
stud above. The hands are set by
turning the one below.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1890-08-28
Woman's Hold on Life,

From recent statistics it seems to
be shown that women has a greater
6enacity of life than man, and that
the Hebrew women are the longest
lived ofany race. Then, too, among
insects the male perishes at a rela-
lively earlier period; in plants the SEM
inal blossoms die earliest and are
produced in the weaker limbs, and
female quadrupeds have more endur!
ance than male.-Herald OF Health.