The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-11-19
sUNFLowER SIMMER.

1t is the duty of every Alliance officer to
try and forget his Democratic endorse
ment
1t is hoped that the Alliance legislature
| will everlastingIy sock it to Barnum's adj
mission Fee
The part Mrs Diggs has taken in the
campaign admits the conclusion that
spades are trumps.
Emporia was not wholly left by the
election. A sister of Farmer Funston Is
a resident of that town.
1t is said that Jerry Simpson tainted
when he was shown that indictment"
was spelled the way it is.
Jerry Simpson really remarked to a
friend about two months before the cleo
! ton: Say, wouldn't it beat hell If |
should be elected"
| Father Richardson's vote was little
over 1000 The men who cast those votes
ought to insist on a new edition of Foxes
Book of Martyrs"
| As for the side issues influence on the
Alliance, it might as well be conceded that
whisky has had as little influence upon the
ducks back as water.
Justice in Kansas. according to lawyer,
will hereafter be represented with blind
folded eyes. with her hands tied behind
her and with muzzle.
The Marion Record has an article head
ed, ''Who has lied?'' The patriotic spirit
of the piece can be felt when it is remem-
bered that George Washington's name is
omitted.
The wise old saw of going up the ladder
round by round has also been done up in
the wreck by che Alliance. 1t will be re-
membered that the farmers of Kansas use
step-ladders
The Bandanna club of Leavenworth can
still look upon the handkerchief when it is
red, though they momently expect the
proximity of the relative ideas to strike
the police commissioners.
See that mercury go up?" said man
yesterday who had been watching the eff
feet of the warm sun on a thermometer.
Eyes, yes" said the man who was inter
rupted, ''the Mckinley bill"
An Emporia man is in Washington and
he finds himself treated with the greatest
consideration after presenting an introduc-
tory letter from Harrison Kelley. Mr..
Otis is not known in Washington yet.
Congressman-electJ John Davis, of juno
ton City, has brother in Illinois, who
runs livery stable and who is a pro-
nounced prohibitiouist History does not
record the color of the newly elected con-
CHEESEMAN'S grandmother's shawl.
Charles A. Dana on John J. ingalls,:
"Our political opinions differ wildly from
those of Senator Ingalls,. but we are ready
to defend him when he is attacked with
out reason. No man has higher sense of
personal honor than he. There is no man
whose word can be relied on more than
his. There is no American more patriotic
than he, and there is no politician who
would scorn more than he any dishonor-
able transaction or any cheating device"
Some of the Alliance members of the
legislature have queer names. One is
Doolittle, another is a Newman; there is
an apple man named Corey; another mem
Der is Crumley; there is the Elder; the
Grant county representative writes Holes
on the registers; another cognOmen con-
tains an injunction to beast with Bray
den; one man is knowna as Day, and another
goes him one better by being named
Doubleday. The Jefferson county mem
Der has Reckard: one is first rate Stew
ard, as another is something of a Tucker.
Lyon county has member doubly
afflicted-Dumbauld One is Doty, another
Meeker. A very peaceable member goes
by the name of Maddox. Near him will
probably sit the member who is Hurt. If
you have a penny the Osborn county mem
Der will no doubt Matchitt Mr.. Lay
cock is something new in the way of
poultry. Mr.. Hicks opinion on prohibi
ton is not known. The equine portion of
the body is represented by Rehrrig and