St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-16

Did any of the aldermen purchase one
of those Chicago cigar smokers there is
SO much talk about?
Will the irrepresSible p. II. Gibbons
marshal the Minneapolis high hat dele
cation in the ST. Patrick'S day parade?
Why hasn't the street railway mag
nate been spoken of as "genial Tom
Lowry for three whole days?
Why don't p. G. Guile and Richard
Dunnlngton have it out on the square?
Bridge square preferred.
Why doesn't Tim Byrnes use an in
cubat0r on his smile and run for con-
gresham?
VIII F. j. Davenport do his duty and
make Minneapolis population greater
than st. Paul's?
When will John J. Ankeny cease to
be a public official? Several prom
inpnt citizens requested the insertion of
this.)
Why doesn't some one nominate the
recently-born midget baby for alder
man?
Why doesn't c. }. Buell. dispute with
Sehweinfurth the title of Savior or the
world?
Why doesn't c. N. Dickey wear full
beard and do without an overcoat?
Why doesn't c. B. Tirrell copyright
his photograph as that OF the man with
the iron mask?
Why doesn't the base ball manage
ment hire ball player who will need
little training before getting into shape?
Why doesn't CipricO secure an option
on Charles f. uOney's gall in the in
terest of an English syndicate?
why are not t. dealers who sell
cigarettes to Journal reporters arrested
under the law regarding children?
Why doesn't Tom Lowry make every
man in Minneapolis Stockhoder i'll the
street railway and thereby make
friends?
What are the stalwart policeman who
guard crowded crossings on duty for?
When is Hy l.. Hach going to fulfill
his promise in relation TO the book beer
season?
Why doesn't P. Halifax. Gibbons hire
band and march in st. Paul us the
only Celt in Minneapolis?
Where Will Kohl Il Middleton find a
man who refuses to make pun on Z.
nj. FoOte in relation to politics?
How many gallons of whiteWaSh will
the council use before the investigation
is ended?
WHY is it that the only ladies' toilet in
the public library is appropriated to the
sole nse of the society of fine arts?
How much will Frank COtharin bet on
the hand he has just filled?
Does the base ball management mean
to cast any reflections upon its center
fielder by the plan of putting salt on
the diamond?
Will any of the ministers of Mime
apOliS be allowed TO join the new ath-
letic club, and if so, how many?
Will David James Burrell succeed in
totally routing the forces of Tammany
Hall few weeks after he takes charge
of his New York pulpit?
Will any one short of an LII. ID. be
qualified to assume the position of as
sistant librarian Under Herbert Put
nam?
How many months in advance of the
board of trade Will the Business Mems
union discuss pertinent questions?
What SalaciOus subject will the Meth
odist ministers find to bring up for dis
cussiOn at their meeting tomorrow?
Will GOiightly Merrill be the first
man to yell Rats" when the base ball
season opens?
Will the Caledonian club serve Oat-
meal in courses at their soiree to be held
next week?
Has any one silk hat to lend for use
on st. Patrick's day only, and can they
find one to fit Mat Gallagher?
When will the young ladies of the
school Of fine arts be set at work sketch
ing No. Of the keramic collection?