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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-08-27

"ANTED-A MAN TO TAKE AN
w oflco and represent n manufacturer; so
per week; tmall capital REQUIRED. Adde'S,
with stamp, Manufacturer, box 70, Wcsl Action,
Mas, NF#f|F .H... ." nii1s
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-08-27
STATE OF ONO, CRY OF TOLEDO,

LUCAS COuSTY,
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he
Is tho senior partner Of the firm OF FL.
CHENEY & Co., doing business in the
City Of Toledo, County and State alore.
said, and that said firm will pay the sum
Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case OF CArARRm ,hat canno. be
cured by the use OF HALLS CATARRil
CuEE. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In
my presence, this 9Th day oil December,
d. d. 1856.
C@) A. W. GLEASON,
SEAL Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken. internally
and acts directly on the blood and muc'
Gus surfaces Of the system. Send fol
testimonials, free.
+. ]. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, 0.
GGSSold by Druggists, 75c. D&w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-08-27

BEEcuAM's PILLS cure Bilious and
Nprvousillg, 3
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-08-27
D

tho millions OF people whopo bowels aro not
rcgulnr-timc should not be lost mud immediate
attention should le given, Or seriOls results will
follow, such Us Inflammation Ut tho bowels
md lCrltOuItS.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-08-27
FIGS

(MEDICATEW
n you havo n heavy splitting. headache, n
fcvcrcd tongue, II thorough dlsinclination to
cn1ngc In any OF the RctIrc pursuits OF lifc-this
Is " Tint Constipation inciils, and Is q most for.
mlllplc enemy
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-08-27
Now Advertisements.

r AND FOR SALE-FIVE TRACTS
- hfsl elas land. Of forty acres each. Address
az. d. NJ this Office. q hu2i
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
THE IRON CHANCELLOR.
bismarck leaves Berlin Forever.

BEEDIS, March 27 -Bi.marc9 has de-
posted all his stars, crosses and medals,
except the Golden Fleece sni Black
Eagle, in the Reich Bank. mo more
uniforms or medals for me-" the veteran
said, II have been forced into retirement
where shall wear frock coat and only
need my iron cross." He then added:
"You will never see me 10 Berlin agaio."
Bismarck was heartily oheered ion the
way to the palace by the crowds along
the route between Lustgarteu and Uater
den Linden. His horses shied. One be-
came entangled in the traces and it was
necessary to stop, when crowd quickly
gathered. The ladies threw Bismarck
bouquets aud kissed their hands to him.
Bismarck was affected and shed tears.
He shook hands with those about the
carriage. His voice fsItered as he thanked
the people for ;their demonstrations of
affection and resumed his drive amid
cheers
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
"Titied Americana" i"

New York, March 27.--Street &
Smith have just published list of Amer.
lean women who have married foreigners
OF rank, The book ia remarkably COM
plete aud is valuable as a reference, in
addition to being decidedly interesting.
It is called "Titled Americans" and con-
tans the names aud biographies Of two
hundred girls who have by matrimonial
alliances gained title.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28

Are the months in which to purity the blood, az
the system is nos most susceptible to .beneft
from medicine Hence. now is the time to take
Hoods Slr6lparIla, medicine peculiarly adapt
ed for the purpose, possessing peculiar curative
powers. It expe's every impurity from the
blood, and also gives itvita'ity and richness. 1t
creates an appetite. tenes the digestion, invigor-
ates the liver, and gives new life and energy to
every funetio OF the body. The testimony of
thousands as to the great benefit derived from
II 1Jd,i SsrsApsrilIa, should convince everybody
that it is peculiarly the best blood purifier and
Spring medicine.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28

'8PREsooTr, Arz.. March 27.-Tne ten.
stamp mill ofithe Standard Mining and
Reduction Company, located eight miles
south OF Prescott, was destroyed by
hre yesterday morning, supposed 20 be
the work OF and incendiary. 1t was
erected two years ago at cost of $780,
600. 1t has, Of late. been in litigation,
and was insured for 5000,
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
ARIZONA AND Saw mtxiCo.
The BAL Providing for Their Admission
Postponed.

Postponed
WAsHINGroN, March 27.-The House
Committee on Territories consid-
cred the bill TO provide an Enabling
Act for New Mexico. a resolution was
adopted by party vote providing that
the further consideration of the bill be
postponed and a subcommittee OF FIVE
be appointed to consider the propriety of
reporting to the full committee an En-
ablIng Act, under which New Mexico
may be added to the list of States, under
the Constitution prepared at the Consti-
tutionsl Convention at Santa Fe in 0cto-
ber, 1889. The bill for an Enabling Act
for Arizona was also referred to the same
subcommittee.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
TRAVELLING IN AFRICA.
Members OF Party sOIdsto Get Food
For others

Members OF Party soIdstO Get Food
For others
/ LONDON, March Ell. R. Pegott,
who is 10 the ssrvice of the British East
African Company, has recently mads a
j1utnsy further up T4na river than any
previous explorer had travelled. he bad
soms difficulties 10 procuring sufficient
food aud supplies. Forty-fve of his
pee. IS deserted him. He learned istet
that on their way back 10 the COST,
not having the goods with which to buy
food. they were compelled to sell some
Of their number into slavery TO supply
the rest of the party with provisions.
10 this way they gave up seven men.
selected by lot. who lost their liberty
among Tribes 10 ..order that the others
might bs abe to reach the coast.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
Ube principle
that
we 90 on.

on the Coast employing from two hundred and fifty
: to three hundred and twenty five people
: There other things besides honest dealing
: which have made the business grow. The goods
come direct from the factories and leading whole
salers of Europe aud America, and that helps.
Goods sold for cash only and that helps. There
is but price; all customers treated alike;
people have learned to know this, and that helps.
We are always willing to take back what does not
suit Cts sort of guarantee of our faith in whatever
selD, and if mistakes are made eager to
correct them at any expense of time or money;
: people like such methods, and that helps.
This store is not perfect by any means, but it is
great deal better store than it last year. the
years before that and trust that it will be better
next year than it is this.
Send for large Illustrated Catalogue (free) giving
: full information about goods and prices with
directions how to order; also samples of goods by
! the yard.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
Canadian Reciprocity,

OTTAWA. March 27.-N office has been
hIed in the House OF Commons of a
'at.on praying she Donia.9n Legislature
to t'ke steps to bring about unrestricted
reciprocity between the United States and
Cau ada.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
the ALASKA CENSUS.
A Native Russian 10 Supervise II.

VICTORIA, b. c., March 27.-Igsn Pc
trotf went to Alaska yesterday as a
special agent of the Census Bureau of
The United States for the purpose of ar
ranging for the taking Of the census of
that Territory. He is Russian by birth
aud occupies unique position as a citi-
I'm OF the United States. He was a res
idcnt of Alaska when it was purch ased
from Russia, and his name appeared 10
several Government books. He is ia
some described as "a citizen of the
United States by treaty." aud in others
as "a oiuz.n by purchase.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
An ehio village Burned.

BRYAN. Ohio. March 27. Telephone
advlces from Pioneer. village OF 1000
Inhabitants, state that eighteen or TWEEN
ty residences and a business block were
burned there yesterday.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
CATION, BELL h CO.,
Successors to FALKNER, BELL & Co.

No. 400 California Street. San Francisco, CAL
Wool Agency Warehouse. cor 9th and Townsend
streets. f27-3m.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28

PARIS. M,rch 27.-Ths Republican
and Monarchst leaders are urging Presi-
dent Carnot to release the Duke of
Orleans.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
Reid Arrives In New York.

New YoRK, March 27.-Whitelaw
Reid arrived on the:stssmship La Cham
payne. He declined to discuss European
politics.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
Riggar,s succes.or

DUBLIN, March 27.-Vesey Knox was
elected to succeed Biggsr in the
Commons from County Caven.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28

N7E go on the principle that
w the better we are able to
please our customers the faster
the business will grow. 1t is
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-03-28
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

AND
DEPUTY u. g. MINERAL SURVEYOR,
Auwork promptly attended 70.
MAPS OF Oouaty or Township furnished at reason
able rates.
90, ee IN tho Courthouse.
wMsMSocA, EEy.
ff3ls9Os
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-05-01
The Randolph National Bank,
West Randolph, VT.

organized Is .. Assets, almost 5000, 900
A General banking and exchange business
done and COLLECTIONS promptly made.
Sight drafts ON England Ireland and Scot
land and Letters Of Credit furnished.
The deposits and general business of this
bank are constantly and rapidly increasing.
The location at such central point for bnsi-
ness convenience enables our customers in
every direction TO transact business with us by
telegraph, telephone, mail or express, and get
returns the same day.
The accounts of business men solicited to
which prompt attention will be given.
To individuals having money on hand wait
ing a favorable chance for investment, we of
fer perfectly secure place for their money.
for which certificates Of deposits, payable ON
demand viii be issued.
Assistance viii be given in obtaining Safe
Investments for our patrons.
WIN. III. DUBOIS. President,
JOHN w. R0WELL, Vice-President,
K. r. DUBOIS, Cashier.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-05-01
THE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF Thu AGR.
WIN. RADAM'S
MlGR9BE KILLER E!
CURES ALI DISEASES.

II is the only remedy ever discovered that
will kill the GERMS or MICROBES VIII oh, ac-
cording to the unanimous testimony of ali
scientists. are the cause of every disease. In
enecang cure. EkadamsS WicrObe killer
strikes at the cause of the disease and pre-
vents further decay of the life tissues by kill
ing these MICROBES. As n blood purifier il
has no equal As tonic it is marvellous in its
action. IL Is the only remedy ever known &c
really cure CONSUMPTION, and il positively
cures all blood and contagious diseases, such
as CANCER. TUMOR RHEUMATISM, CA
TARRH, BRONCHITIS. and every other dis
ease known to suffering humanity. In fact
from its wonderful .antiseptic properties and
action through the blood. We have found it to
reach every disease. something never accom-
pished before. Agents wanted everywhere
Pamphlets and testimonials on application.
Address
RADAM'S MICROBE KILLER co,
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-05-01
CHAPTER III.
A coNFEssIoN oF FA1rH.

"Are you readyF' he said, recovering him
self from the pleasing shock of this serge
draped vision Of the mist.
Yes" said Beatrice. "You must head
straight out 10 sea for a little-not too far.
for If we get beyond the shelter of RumbaIi
Point we shall founder in the rollers-there
are always rollers there-then steer to the
left. viii tell you when. And, MIR Bins-
ham, please be careful OF the paddle; 1t has
been spliced and won't bear rough usage"
IAN right" he answered, and they started
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-05-01

A mile or more away from where Beatrice
stood and saw visions, and further up the
coast line, a second group Of rocks, known
from their color as the Red Rocks, or some
times, for another reason, as the Bell Rocks,
Jut out between half and three-quarters of
mile into the waters Of the Welsh bay that
lies behind Rumball Point. At low tide these
rocks are bare, so that man may walk or
wade to their extremity; but when the flood
Is full, only one or two Of the very largest
can from time to time be seen projecting
their weed wreathed heads through the wash
or the shore bound waves In certain sets Of
the wind and tide this is a terrible and most
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-05-01
VERMONT RAILROAD
Commencing Sunday, October 9TH, 1883.
GOING SOr1'H

GOING SOUTH
Trains leave RANDOLPH a. follows
100 a m, Night Express from OgdensbuTR, Mon
treal and the west, for Boston. Lowell and al
New England points. Sleeping carsie- Bos-
ton via. Lowell. also for Springfield runs dali,
sundays included Montreal 20 Boston via
Lowell.
1917 m. Mail from ST. Adams and Burlington toi
Boston, via Lowell and Fitchburg, TOR all
points in New England
Ia m, Limited Express. from Ogdensburg, Mon.
tres and tie west. Tor Concord, Manchester
Nashua. Lowell. Boston; and New York, via
Springfield
500 n. Passenger for white River Junction and
Windsor
GOING NORTH:
400 M. Night Express. from Boston and New
Ork for Montreal Dgdensburg and the west.
sleeping 10 Montreal runs daily SUNDAYS
included. Boston 10 Montreal via Lowell.
3.46 a. ~. Passenger iOf Rutland Burlington st.
Albans. RichfOrd and Ruuses Point.
SOB M, Mail Train from iioston,. Worcester,
springfield, New London, and New York, for
burlington, st, Alhans. ORdensburg. Montreal,
and the west. Drawing room car TO Montreal.
i.3O pm, Fast Express. from Boston for
Montreal and West Pullman Palace sleep.
ing car attached running through 10 Chiaago
without change
Through tickets fpf Chicago aud the west for sale
all theprincpal stations.
W. CUMMINGS, J. W. HOBART,
Gen. Passenger Agent. Gen. ManR
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-05-01

gayly enough, the light canos !, !.
forward beneath his sturdy st, sl.aDgs
Beatrice was leaning back E,.s
bent a little forward, 50 thai IVA ~ Z
see her chin and the sweet s',' = es0II
above it. But she could sea nv 1
swayed towards her with saeh - = ias
paddle, and she watched 4 W.. 'l'.'a'
was a new type Of face to her - . u's''
manly and yet so gentle abon. :, I, s'ia' =
almost too gentle, she thouybt y. 2
him marry Lady Honoria' Bs.,l WA
ed; she did not look partic,,l.l, s :
though she was such graceful =
And thus they went on for so, n',a''
wondering about the other anS M y. y
miring the other, which was M, = y =
they were a very proper pair h.,
word till at last, after about = ~ "".1 =
hours hard padding, Geoffrey ~ 80
DO you do much Of this IN \
Miss GrangerT' he said with a gss, Z
it's rather hard work.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
MEAN FILINGS At SISTER CITIES.

CucA0O's POPULATION IMPROVING.
Western Man-Ah! Chicago people are mot
The Wild western creatures you easterners
imagine. The population has improved won
Aerfully Of late.
Eastern Man trefectively1 won
Ae. Now think of it. I saw by the papers
only q few months ago that the city had e.
4ablished public baths.-New York Weekly.
WET BLANKET.
No;sv Man ION railroad train, going wesA
Yes, Stree, Bob The place for the Worlds
fair of 1892 is Chicago. and don't you for
getit
Quiet Man On seat behind. a. conductor
1ntera-Copductor, does this train stop at
ChicagoLNew York Weekly.
MIGHT BE WALKING.
Gazzam-Here's q very improbable story
from Philadelphia.
La-kin-What is it
Gazzarn-That man is running for Office
there.-Life
WHY THEY STAYED AWAY.
"How do you account for the fact" said
the Kew Haven man, that none OF the
swar,ns of thieves infesting your city ever
come to oursf'
afraid Of being robbed, suppose" re-
plied his New York friend.-Muuseys w eekly.
CHICAGO CUSTOM.
Miss Fannie Newell Hall tof Boston)-Mr.
Bonn. do you believe in the survival OF tho
6ttest,
Mr.. Hamilton Bohn tof Chicago)-W Well
or. that is to say-we always kill the latest
6rst-Munsey's Weekly.
THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN.
st. Louis Mani will bet you new suit
the fair will be held in st. Louis.
New York Man-Where is the suit TO be
madef
St Louis Man-In st. Louis, of course
New York Mani must decline the bet
Clothier and Furnisher.
RECKLESS EXPERIMENT.
Mrs. Gotham-Mercy on us! What has
haplenedl Were you run overt
MIR. Gotham tmuch ilapidatedl-Wo rse.
There was a terrible panic il Patriot hall
tonight, and got caught in the rush for the
doors
..HorrorsI Did fire break out!"
mo, but Just as the vast assemblage came
to order, and the chairman had announced
that the meeting was in aid of the Worlds
fair, some crazy fool jumped up and began
70 pass around the hat"-E1change.
OF COURSE HE WOULDN'T.
Manhattanite-The idea of holding the
Worlds fair in Chicago is perfectly absurd
The celebration is to commemorate the dis
eovery of America by Columbus, and he
never discovered Chicago.
St Louis Man-No, you bet he didn't. II
he had he'd have been 50 ashamed that he'd
never have owned up to it when he got back
to Spain.-Life.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09

$1,000
Bob Owen bull vas the property Of . rail-
road president, says the ST. Louis Globe-Dsm-
ocrat, and occupies q conspicuous place in
railroad history. Marion Sheridan Knowles,
Of the Savannah, Florida and Western road.
enjoyed persona acquaintance with the
leading characters in this bit Of railroad his
tory. and says "hs knew tho bull by sight"
he describes tho animal a. . magnificent
specimen OF the Durham breed, with q Jovian
crest, IN eye Of 6rs and bright scarlet nns,
trflA He was bull with fairly good opin-
ion OF himsslf, and hs didn't care much who
knew 1t Bob Owens, president Of tho Nor
fold ana Western road, running between
Bristol, In West Virgins, and Norfolk. Va,
bought him In England and installed him IS
master OF the herd on . very fine farm which
be owned directly On the line Of tho road
One OF the characters on the Norfolk and
Western was an engineer by the name OF All
Whalen, an excellent man in his business,
and with national reputation for nerve and
coolnesR One bright day, when Whalen was
running freight train down the side OF the
mountain at the base Of which Ia situated
Owens stock farm. he was q tride discon'
certed TO see in the center Of the track, di.
rectly ahead Of him, the famous Durham bull,
with his tail standing straight up, head
erect, and paving the ground savagely. The
train was running at an unusually rapid
rate, but Whalen pulled the throttle open,
and the engine bounded ahead for all there
was in her. The bull was hit fairly and lift
ed over the mountain side in a twinkling.
The station agent At the farm, when Wha-
len told him what had happened, telegraphed
President Owens the facta Whalen pulled
into the depot at Norfolk two hours later and
was met by Owens. Old Bob was wild with
rage. He spoke with difficulty.
"Well, said he, ''you played-p
"How-how-what do you meant" asked
poor Whalen.
"Killed my bull, did you, ehT'
"Wel., now, see here, Mr.. Owens, If yos
wanted that bull to run on this road vol
should have put him on the schedule. YOU
see, he was running on my time. The tract
and right of way belonged to me, and JUS
foolx IT. ~
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
He {excitedly):
SHE Calmly: Most fools betl
HE (reproachfully):
A Chance to Serve Two Masters.

Attorney-Look here, Smith, you will
oblige me and save yourself trouble by hand
ing me that $50 which you owe Townley. He
has placed the bill in my hands for collection.
Smith-Sorry, Brief, my boy. but can't
accommodate you.
Attorney-Oh, very well; know how
can collect it.
Smith-Then you'd better make the amount
$50, and help me as well as Townley, besides
increasing your own commission. I'll will
ingly divide the additional $50 with you, if
you can manage it.-New York Press.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
Spain Versus Staten Island.

Miss Vered Vere-Only think, Mr.. Tumley,
they have a custom in Spain that when one
admires anything the owner Immediately
presents him with it.
Mr. Tumley desperately)-l admire your
hand very much, Miss We're de We're.
81 beg your pardon, Mr.. Tumley, but We
are not in Spain: We are on Staten Island
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
F.sherman's Luck.

A little girl, after being out for some time
trying to ensnare the little fishes in a neigh
boring stream with crooked pin and
thread line, came running into the house out
of breath with excitement and exclaimed:
"Oh, mother, got it," "Got what, my
childr why, 1 got the fish" But do
not see any fish" why, mother" answered
the little angler, her voice suddenly chang
ing to mournfulness, III got it, but it unbit
and div. American Angler.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09

Mamma" said Freddy. whose duty it was
to run great many err ands. Il wish was
only us big as dollar"
"Why, DO you wish that, my sonf'
Because then could put myself in my
pocket and ride myself aroand. brakes
Magazine
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
Professed Too Much.

Capitalist-My daughter is homely, cross
eyed, hump-shouldered, and has disposition
Ike hornets nest. What do you want to
marry her fort
Young man iardentlyl-Ilo love her, sir!
Capitalist-Then you can't have her, sir. l
don't want to take blamed fool into my
family.-ChicaSo News.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
n. Pen.,tv az Pr,da/

He-And 30 you're really going to marry
that professori You, the heroi ne Of . thou
sand engagementsl bow did you ever como
to accept hint
His Cousin 0rom Boston, Why, you see,
he proposed In Greek, ana when I refused
him got mixed on my negative and-Ae-
herculel-accepted him, and now I'm too
proud to acknowledge my blunder. Oh. I'm
bis for ife!NLife
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09

Caller patronizingly to Boston 5-year-oldl
That's a beautiful sailor salt you are wear
ins. Jamesy. 1t makes you look like regu.
lar little salt.
Jamesy ignantly)-Mamma, this per-
son says resemble small quantity Of chic
ride of sodium-Chicago News.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
Evening Up.

Tailor calling on doctor)-Here is this bill
of six dollars that have called on you half
dozen times about, and this is my last visit.
sir!
Doctor-That's right. sir. charge dol
lar visit and we'll now call it square.
Clothier and Furnisher.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
Surprised Innocence.

What are yer dom, you young rascal"
said a farmer to remarkably small boy, on
finding him standing under a tree In Ills
orchard with an apple in his hand.
please, sir, was only goin' to put this
ere apple back on the tree, sir; it had fallen
down, sirn-Judge.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
TruiSYnS.

Lots of things would be different if they
were otherwise Toronto World.
1t is the lie abilities, asset were, that make
the successful assignor.- Express.
The man who is dead in love with himself
usually has no rivals-Rome Sentinel.
The poet is born, not made. The poetess is
born and maid too.-Binghamton Leader.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
Low Water.

Water in the Snake river has been 80 low
this season that settlers have bitterly com
planned Of the dust raised by the salmon go
ing up stream They threaten to ask for al
appropriation to sprinkle the river next year
il the nuisance is repeated.-Alta California
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1890-01-09
AvfalIy D.sooii.iny.

Mrs. Straightforward, don't get along al
all well with John. He is so slovenly!
Mrs. Goabroad-Indeedl
ayes; why can't even pull his hair with
out getting my nails full Of dandruif"-Law
renee American.