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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24
Nationnl LenRue Record.
LATEST COMBINE REPORT.
The AnalRamation of Brotherhood and
Association Declared Accomplished.

Association Declared Accomplished.
ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH,
LOUISVILLE, September 23-There is no
longer any doubt about the amalgamation of
the American Association and Brotherhood
for. with the exception of signing the agree
ment the ceal has been consummated. There
will be Sunday ball. beer sold on the.
grounds and general admission fee of Is cents
The following clubs will be represented in the
new organization which will be known as the
American Association and Players League:
Philadelphia. Boston. New York. BROOKLYN,
Baltimore, Pittsturg in the East; Chicago,
Louisville, St Louis, Columbus. Cleveland and
Cincinnati in the West. The American Asso-
citation dictated the terms and the Players
League agreed TO them. There was no
trouble over tie question of 25-cent ball, but
when it was proposed TO play Sunday games
there was q strenuous kick from the supporters
of the Players League. That alone prevented
the perfecting of the project at the time, and
Ward and Brunen were instructed to use their
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24
Winners mt Lnuisvi,Ip.

LoUIsvILLE September 2S.-Following were
the results of to-day's racing here:
First race. mile and seventy vards-Gymnast
first. Robin second, LIE Premier third. Time,
l:49Z.
second race, five-eighths Of q mile-Rosalind
first. Melane second, Turk third. Time l:O24
Third race, five furlongs-Aanora first Reputa.
tion second. Carrie third. Time, l:044
Fourth race: one mile-Chimes first, Miss Haw-
kins second. Miss Leon third. Time, I:44H
Fifth race, nine furlongs-CamiIla first Mary
Mac second, Eli third. Time, I:5sz.
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ATROCIOUs ASSAULT.

An Old Lady Fr1led With n Club Probably
for the Sake of Her Money.
CINCINNATI, September 25.-A most re-
voting attempt at robbery happened at 2
p. m. to-day at the residence of Mrs. George
Cullom at $50 West Eighth street. A
young man appeared at the door, represent
ing himself as having been sent by Mrs.
Cullom's son-in-law for a bucket of coal.
Mrs. Cullom, who is 80 years old, admitted
him. He Immediately struck her heavy
blow with club on the forehead. Her
screams attracted workmen next door, who
frightened the robber away. His purpose
was evidently robbery.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24
A Mnn Bndly Needed.

Second Assistant Postmaster General Whit
field passed through the city yesterday on his
way 20 Washington. He said Clarkson's sue
cessor should be appointed at once, as the sys-
TEN of making the clerks in turn First Assist
ant for ten days doesn't work, and delays the
business.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24
Henlth and Hnnniness

Bread is the staff ot life, and good bread
is the delight of the soul. No man who eats
heavy, unwholesome bread can be happy.
The best way is to order Marvin's Queen
Jubilee or Red Seal Bread from your grocer,
and be sure you have the best in the land.
MwS
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SANK AFTER SAVING A LIFE.

The Sad End Of Brave Boy Who Rescued
His Brother.
ESPECIAL TELEeRAM TO THE Drsr AroH.,
CLARINDA, Ia, September 23.-Fernie
Lisle, aged u. and his 9-year-old brother
were at picnic near town when the little
boy fell into deep creek and was unable to
get out.
Fernie bravely plunged into the creek, and
after hard struggle got his brother near
enough to the shore to crawl out, but the
rescuer was so exhausted by the effort that
he sank and was drowned.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24
For the Babies.

A new stock OF, infants caps in plush,
surah silk and fine cashmere; all colors,
shapes and quality, from 25c to So.
At The PEOPLES STORE,
Fifth avenue.
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Cincinnati, 4-PhIIudeIpbIa. 2.

CINCINNATI, September 25 The Cincinnatis
punched their hits in the eighth inning of to-
days game with the PhiIadelphIas, which en-
abled them to score enough runs to win, Glea-
son and Mullane were very effective Score:
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Lackawnnna Prohibitionists.

ESPECIAL TELEeRAM TO THE DIsPArcH.i
SCRANTON, September 23.-The Lacka-
wanna county prohibitionists nominated
full ticket, including Congress-Henry J.
Hooker, of Carbondale; Senate-A. o.
Davis of Blakely.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24

CLOAK and millinery opening.
Cloak and millinery opening.
Cloak and millinery opening.
Thursday and Friday.
Thursday and Friday.
Thursday and Friday.
Novelties from Paris, London, Berlin.
Novelties from Paris, London, Berlin.
Novelties from Paris, London. Berlin.
FLEISHMAN & Co.,
504, 500 and sos Market st.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24

SUMMARY-Earned runs-Pittsburg. >: New
York, 5. TwO-base hits-Miller, Whistler Rusie
Ihree-base hit-M ilson. Total bases on hits
Pittsburg, IA; New York, IL. Sacrifice hits-Ia
Rogue, sales, Wilson. Sharrott. First base on
errOrs-PittsburE, l; New York, l. First Base
on balls-Miller, La Rogue, Berger. Jordan
Sales, Glasscock. Stolen bases-Burke, Miller
Jordan, Whistler. Burkett. Double play-Glass-
cock Bassett and Whistler. Wild pitch-Shar-
rott. Left on bases-Pittsburg. 3: New York s.
Time OF game-l:4& Umpire-McQuaid.
SECOND GAME
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Time In detail, first quarter, 3OJs: one-half 6ox;
three-Quarters, l:39S: mile. 2:144.
Charles Mavin drove Palo Alto, and Hickok
drove his running mate A good start. The first
quarter was finished at 2:l2 gait, the second and
third quarters at 2:13 gait: the fourth and last
quarter at a 2:lS gait. This bad work on the last
quarter was due to a break at the head of the
homestretch and two breaks in the quarter
stretch, which cost him at least two seconds.
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They May Fight Soor.

LONDON, September 23.-Tbe Prize As
ISOLATION announces that Slavin and Nc
Auliffe will probably have glove fight
within Q few days under modified eondi-
tious.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24

CHANGE of life. backache, monthly ir-
regularities, hot flashes, are cured by DIR.
Miles Nervine. Free samples at Jos.
Fleming & Sons, Market st. W
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Racing at Altoouu,

Trrc1AL TELEGRAM To THE DIspATcH.I
ALTOONA. September 23-This was the open
ing day of the races of the Altoona Driving
Park Association. There were 5000 people in
attendance, and the races were Of the most ex-
citing character. The weather was all that
could be desired. and the track was in nrst-
class condition Summaries.
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White Caps After Him.

Phillip Wilberling, of the Twenty-seventh
ward. has been ordered by the White Caps to
remove from his honse inside of a week OF be
subjected to a coat of tar and feathers.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24
MEMS fine neckwear, latest STYLES.
JAMES b. AIKEN & Co., 100 Fifth ave,
CLOAK and millinery opening.
Cloak and millinery opening.
Cloak and millinery onenipo

Thursday and Friday.
Thursday and Friday.
Thursday and Friday,
Novelties from Paris, London, Berlin.
Novelties from Paris, London, Berlin.
Novelties from Paris, London, Berlin.
FLEIsHMAN & Co.,
6o4, 606 and sos Market st.
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Pittsburg. ..-...,..... ......0 0 Go
New ! ork 0 0 o O O. 4
SUhAARY-Earned runs - Pittsburg, o: New
York 6. Iwo-base hits - Miller, LaRouue.
Ihree-base hhs-Glasscock, Whistler. Total
bases on hits-Pittsburg. 6: New York. 49, Sacrifice
hits-Whistler, Glasscock. First base on err
rors-Pittsburg, o: New York, >. First base
on oalls-Of Anderson. Clarke: off Burkett, Mil
Ter ?, Berger, Decker 3, Sales, Wilson. Jordan 2
Anderson: of Rusie, Burke, LaRoque Sales,
Wilson. Stolen bases-Burke. Decker 2 Clarke
2. Double play-Murphy, Bassett and Whistler.
Passed balis-Murphy, 5. Wild pitches-Ander-
SON. l: Burkett. 3: Rusie, ]. Hit by pitched ball
on Rusie, Anderson. Left on bases-Pittsburg
Il; New York, :. Tlme-l:5O. Umpire-McQuald
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Fnmou. STA lion Dead.

BALTIMORE. September 22-Lord Lytton,
one of the best bred young stations ever foaled
on Maryland soil dropped dead at spranklins,
on the Hartford road, Monday. Lord Lytton
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ASSOCIATION GAMES

At Toledo
Toledo. do......................0 o o 0 0 90
Baltimore ......-...........0 o 4 2x-1
SUMMARY-Hits. Toledo s, Baltimore 3. ERRORS,
Toledo 5, Baltimore S.
At Louisville
Louisville. 4 i ] N-13
Rochester .................Q 3 0 0 8 0 0 0 0-6
SUMMARY-Batteries. Stratton and Ryan: Miller
and Mckeogh. Hits, Louisville Is: Rochester,
Il. Errors, Louisville, /: Rochester, l.
At St. Louis
Athletics o 0 o o.
SUMMARY-Hits st. Louis, 2; Athletics. 2.
Pitchers, Nichols and Green.
AT Columbus
Columbus. o 0-1
SUMAARY-Batteries, Cham berlain and O'Con-
nor; Casey and PITT. Hits, Columbus. s; Syra-
cuse, 4. Errors. Columbus, 8; Syracuse, 1.
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NlHAh f-aIIltu funs-BostOn, o; CIeveland,
D. Two-base hits-Davis Mexican, Brodie Three
base hIt--Day1s- Left on bases-Cleveland, :;
Boston. Z. Double plays-Mckean and Virtue
First base on balls-By Viau, 6: by Getzein, g.
Struck out-By Viau: 4; by GetZein, 3. Passed
bails--Zimmer, /. Time-2:05. Umpire-AI Buck
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-24

The mortuary report for the week ending
September 2I shows a total number of Y
deaths. There were but four deaths from ty-
phoid fever and five from diphtheria-
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The Local N. L. Players Make More
Additions to Their Remark.
able Losing Record.
FUNNY SCENES In THE GAMES.
Jesse Burkett Gives q Wonderful Illus
tratiOn of How Not to Pitch
the Ball Accurately.
ANOTHER BIG BASEBALL RUM0R.
PaO Alto Tries to Beat His Record at Cincinnati and
Makes Faiure

New York (N. L.. 2. Pittsburg (N. L..
New York IN. LIZ. s.. Pitt,burg IN. L-).. 6
Cleveland IN. L,).. 5..Bo.tOn IN. L.)......
Cincinnati (N. LIZ. f.. 4..PhiIadelphIa( (N.L-) 2
YESTERDAYS ATTENDANCE.
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fnnaoelphla ,--....-:-.--.O O.
SUAhARY-Earned runs-Cincinnati, >. Two
base hlts-hniRht HOma runs-Reily. Stolen
baseszHalliday, Hamilton, Mayer. Clements, Al
len. First base on balls-Latham, Reilly. HaIli-
daT. hullane. Hamilton. .: Thompson, Schriver
Clements. Struck out-Latham. Reilly, Halliday,
2; Keenan,; ?; Mullane, Meyers Mayer, Allen,
Gleason. Passed balls-Schriver. Wild pitches
Mulane. Time-l:4o. UmpIre-Lynch.
Cleveland, 5-BOstou, 1.
DETROIT September 2S.-Cleveland downed
Boston to-day in an uninterestiDg game. At
tendance 2OcO. Score:
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PAL0 ALTO FAILED.
The Western Trotter Makes n Vain Attempt
nt Cincinnati To Lower His Record

CINCINNATI, September 23.-Queen City
trotting races. Weather fair. track fast. At
tendance above 2. 500 on pay admissions. Races
even and coed. Classifications of several horses
lowered Palo Alto went a mile to break his
own record. he failed, but will try again next
ria
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
Nothing Saved.

A little boy was walking with his
father one day. As they trudged along the
father saw an old horse shoe lying in the
road, and babe the boy pick it up and take
it long.
The lad looked at the shoe carelessly and
replied that it was not worth carrying, where
upon the father said nothing more, but quiet
ly picked it up himself. He pretty soon sold
the old iron for penny at a roadside smithy
and invested the coin in cherries.
The day was hot and presently the man
noticed that his son was beginning TO cast
longing eyes upon the box of cherries, but he
did not offer any to his son. He made pre-
tense of eating them, and dropped one to the
ground as if by accident.
The boy picked it up quickly and ate it
with relish.
A little further on another dropped, and
this, too, the lad lost no time in securing. So,
one by one, all the cherries were dropped and
picked up.
SWELL" remarked the father, when the
last one had been eaten, sit did not pay you
to pick up that horse shoe perhaps, but if you
had stopped once for that you wouldn't have
needed to bend twenty times for the cherries.
The moral of the story is an old one, but
more generally known than needed LAZY
folks take the most palms." .'''l
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
Look on. This Side, then on That.

Sovereigns can see and enjoy the anus
ing aspects of occurrences as we'll as other
people. An instance is related during the
recent military maneuvres in Hanover when
the Emperor William, of Germany, was 80
much gratified at the hOnoIs accorded to him.
As he accompanied the king of Saxony they
talked the matter over together, and agreed
that the people were everywhere showing
evidence of entire resignation and submits
sion to the new order of things. As they
passed, during their journey, through small
village, the German Emperor, greatly to his
surprise, appr cached a triumphant arch of
magnificent proportions stretched across the
main street. On the side which faced him as
he entered the town, he saw the words,
"Welcome to his Imperial Majesty" Charm
ed by this unexpected attestation of loyalty,
the Emperor, after passing the arch, turned
around to admire its beauty with his majesty
of Saxony, when 10 ! to their amazement they
read upon the reverse side the inscription,
Johanna Bach, best brewery in the village.
Beer, three cents quart" They saw the
point at once and enjoyed it greatly. Loyal
ty was good thing but it must not interfere
with German thrift. Welcome to the German
Emperor showed one phase of character, but
Johanna Bach, best brewery" exhibited an
other. Johanna Bach had an eye to business.
He believed in mixing little free advertis-
ing with bis loyal greeting. Herein he
evinced good deal of human nature. Self
interest is dominant at every opportune &C.
caeiOn,
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
A Courteous Prince.

"Do not be afraid, Louis" said the Empress
Eugenia, holding her son in her arms.
~ am not, mamma" answered the boy of
IL; Il have not forgotten that my name is
Napoleon" t...7...... .si,i-.,. ...,is..ss.
The cutter in which the empress and her
son were being conveyed at night from a
steamer had struck rock, and the waves
were dashing over it at the time this CONVEX
saiion took place. ,..f....,. s..tt.s
The young prince, who afterward lost his
life in the war between the English and the
Zulus, had one trait not common TO children
he treated his playmates and all who serv-
ed him with marked courtesy. The faVorite
companion of his sports was Louis Conneau,
the son of the emperor's physician. They
were daily together, and many storms ruffied
their intercourse. ..f. .sLa...
One day, when there was to be State din
ner at the Tuilleries, at which the prince was
not 10 appear, he invited Louis Conneau to
dine with him. Both lads were very foud of
strawberry cream, and the prince, in order 10
give an agreeable surprise to his playmate re-
quested that dish 10 be prepared for the des-
sert. .-f-
During the morning the two boys quarrel
ed, and Louis Conneau returned home. The
prince, too proud TO show any emotion at
his playmate's departure, took his seat at the
dinner table and tried to eat. But when the
strawberry cream appeared his self-control
gave way. The tears rolled down his cheeks
as he said to servant: ...s,
"Take the cream to Conneau, and tell him
haven't the heart to eat it without him J"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
A Good Bargain.

A schoolboy defined strong drink as "the
stuff that causes the most human happiness
by lettin it alone" Here Patrick seems to
give credit to the rum seller by similar
back-handed process of reasoning:
At a temperance meeting where several re-
lated their experiences, a humorous Irishman
was acknowledged to be the chief speaker.
He had on pair of fine new boots. Said he,
"a week after signed the pledge met an
old friend, and he says, "Them's fine pair
of boots you have on" "They are" says l.,
land by the same token twas the saloon
keeper who gave them to me-"
"That was generous of him." says he.
1T was" says l, "but made bargain
with him. He was to keep his drink and
was to keep my money. My money bought
me these fine boots. l got the best of the
bargain, and Pm going to stick to it," f
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
He Couldn't Tell.

A late respected general manager of the 81.
Paul road on one occasion appeared at the
repair shops of the company in this city, says
the Milwaukee Wisconsin, and becoming in
terested in the work of one of the mechanics,
remarked: "Young man, it seems to me
you are not doing that correctly" The work
man looked up with supreme contempt at the
stranger and replied promptly: at none OF
your business, you blamed idiot" This net
tied the old man., and in voice trembling
with rage he paralyzed the mechanic with,
Eyes, sir, 1t is my business. I'm the manager
of this road" Excuse me, sir" responded
the poor fellow, II was not aware of the fact,
but you see when darned fool comes around
here we can't tell whether he is the manager
or nobody" The old gentleman saw The
point and passed on. .s..ssF .,s., E..
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
VOL. XXXV-NO. IL.
VARIETIES.

In five minutes woman can clean up
mans room in such way that it will take
him five weeks to find out where she put
things.
Mrs. Despare-"I think you are the
worst husband that ever lived" Mr.. De-
spare-"Well, think you ought TO be salts
fed with me-" why SOP" Because you
used to tell me that you wanted me awful
bad" f
Didn't See Him.-Mrs. Stayathome Ito
Mrs. Knowitall, just returned from Europe)-
Knowitall-"We were only one day in Faust,
and l don't think Mr. Irving was there at the
time. At least we didn't see him."
Mother Ito daughter lately married.
"What change has come over your husband,
Clara. He has grown very profane of late"
Daughter-"Yes, noticed the change, moth
er. And to think it has all taken place in
the short time you have been living with US.
l cannot understand it."
A green young man saw for the first
time school girl going through some of her
gymnastic exercises for the amusement of
the little ones at home. After gazing at her
with looks of interest and commiseration for
while he asked a boy near by, "Has that
gal got fits?" NO." replied the lad, con-
temptuously, "that's gymnastics" ooh, tie,
ney, repileu Veroant noW ione has sn1
had 'em ,"
"A little girls mother wanted her to go
to bed before she began to feel sleepy. "But
the moon hasn't sent her children to bed yet"
objected the little astronomer petulantly. 1t
so happened that storm was brewing, and
heavy clouds were gathering in the heavens.
go and see if she hasn't" said her mother.
The little head was popped out Of the win
dow, and the sky was scanned eagerly.
"Well, guess I've got to go to bed now"
she said, after the survey 1.-THE moon is GOV.
ering up her children and tucking them in"
DIR. Buckley tells story in the Christian
AdUocate about his following Tennyson years
ago through the South Kensington Museum,
hoping to hear him speak. For two mortal
hours and a-half he did this without success.
"At last he made signs as if he were about
to do 30. Hoping to hear some criticism of
a painting we listened intently, and the mem
orable words fell from the lips of England's
Poet Laureate: You take care of the child
rem while go and get some beer"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
2ncti1a1.
The blessed Brood.


Gather them close to your loving heart,
Cradle them close to your breast;
They will soon enough leave your broOding care
Soon enough leave youths topmost stair
Little ones in thy nest.
Fret not that the children's hearts are gay,
That their restless feet will run;
There may come a time in the by and by
When you'll sit in your lonely room and sigh
For the sound of childish fun.
When you'll long for repetition sweet,
That sounded through each room,
OF Mother! mother! the dear love calls
That will echo long through the silent halls
And add to their stately gloom.
They will come a time when you'll long to hear
The eager bOySh tread,
The tuneless whistle, the clear, shrill shout,
The busy hustle i'll and out,
And pattering overhead.
When the boys and girls are all grown up
And scattered far and wide,
Or gone to the undiscovered shore
Where youth and age come never more,
You will miss them from your side.
Then gather them to your loving heart;
Cradle them on your breast;
They will soon enough leave your brooding care
Soon enough ascend youths topmost stair
Little ones in the nest
Good Housekeeping.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
How HelPaid The Lawyers Fee.

"My first case in San Francisco" said At
torney James K. Wilder, twas the defense OF
young fellow charged with stealing watch
belonging to a Catholic priest. l was ap-
pointed by the court because the prisoner
said he had no money.
1.-THE jury returned verdict of not guilty,
and as the defendant was leaving the court
room called him back, and just as joke
handed him my card and told him to bring
around the first $50 he got
Next day he walked into my Office and
planked down two $50 and $40.
"'Where did you get all that money!"
demanded, as soon as got over my surprise
enough to speak. 3. Is. 4.,.l.,.
"'Sold the priests watch he replied, as he
bowed himself out - ~ - ------- p
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
The Other Side.

The duke of Luxembourg, who 30 often
defeated King William the Third, was a man
of ungracious figure, having protuberance
on his back. King William, enraged at the
loss of great battle, exclaimed, when re-
treating, in the presence of his officers, "Whatl
shall thut Hunchback always beat us?" This
expression being repeated to Luxembourg,
How, in the name Of wonder" said he smil-
ing, "does King William know that am
hunchbacked? He never saw my back, but
have often seen his"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
Laugh and Grow Fat,

Fat people get plenty of suggestions as to
how they may reduce their flesh, but as there
are more thin people than fat in the world, a
word of advice to them may not be out OF
place. According to excellent authority, they
must sleep all they can keep early hours for
retiring lie down in the middle Of the day;
drink a great deal of water; eat heartily, es-
pecially Of farinacious food; take plenty of
exercise, but in moderation. Be cheerful
Sterne says that "every time man laughs,
he adds something to his life" And, accord
ing to Solomon, "a merry heart doeth good
the bones" 'i f@
Follow the old adage, Laugh and grow
fatp
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-03-21
Mr.. ColtOn's Newspaper Yarn.

Mr.. Cotton, Familiarity called by the press,
Uncle George" is often credited by the news
papers with getting off some witty joke. The
following is told of him by the Baltimore
Sunday Herald:
Some days ago he was met on the street by
an old colored man whom Mr.. Cotton once
owned.
"Where are you living, John f'' asked
"Uncle" George.
"Oh Use still Twin in Anne Randle, !" an
swered the man. .. ...=...
"But in what town." ...
"Deed boss, 'doant know. 'Spect place
must be called Look ou' TO the Locomotive
Only sign ebber seen thereabouts."