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Furnished Rooms.


HANDSOME BACK PAELOR. southern
III cNp0slf foi physician Of family lri-
l.oius. SIM. or GA suite home coaioI--.
Owner. lt5 " e-' 15d-st.
I,IIN furnished rooms. all improve
Y ulenf- TO; gentlemen only, without
aoaiu references. g. " c-f 3-d-~t.
OsIH-~T. 100 tNSI.-Iwo hand-omr
I'D connecting rooms suitable fof pht-
-lf.au oi dentist reasonable ny }faIi If
erNur'-.
81 WEST lGTU-ST.-Few large and SNAIL
81 go fr'if.N frI-N'd rooms. With
tSth Aouse and location lr,t cld-,.
.JtIH.~I 1876 WEST near Broadway -
Oh Handsomely furnished square rooms
for gentlemen.
am LAST loIH-~I Two loom, for
- ~ hou-ekceIirg furnished or nnirr-
l4.n,d JaiItcf'- inI
~ MADI~ON-ANE.-Ii suit.
!. ~ - fn1u- on Iaf.or floor. with pill
safe bath fi-t-rlas- house, r'irf'hr"-.
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CAEDt NaR.-Hy single man, fully
VI qualified by experience TO ta!c care Of
houses. 10, and cold francs. fruits. - ge-
tables. LAYING ont hOw = grounds. together
| q ith ornamental planting Of thr same eN-
/ lcctation- moderate. Adde'S, l.. SLACK,
t.d.YAa
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HOOK. fii-t lla~- in private family :,
y understands poultry. Hanl". ho1InH.
landing. l-liNing. &c. uuU>f tp;ional r.f'r-
rnce,. Please call .lH Gfh.alr. near i2d.
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var,,. Addfc', GkKDtNEE, Tribune
Oalco.
EOACnNAN. bF a ocotchudn; tenn
Y lsrtfr. slurir. hr-f-cla-, hcr-cfrai:
-'ealy driver JOHN, Box -, Tribune
E'OAcINAN. GROOM AID USEFUL L.
y NAN Sugi csn miik. careful div.
o.. willing and ohliHing city or country,
win ha found sober. honest and potable
city r,nce. Address p. Box -, lib
the Ohcc.
N,ON,UMhN ana GARDENER. vnisr.
I Stands al ah0l' hor-c- COWS ana gar
a.nia-. wif- Hr-t.class llupdreS-. II wanted
,rv iost references from lat employer
Can or acdrr-. GARDENER. 20 Last
flth.,t.
4 OACHMAN .-.Hy a swedish Protestant;
( ludci stand, IN" ar" Of fine horses.
q liver; 'NtoiI'ut i,fsrences city or coun-
'ry. Appls 'afly. 3'' 4tnave
NOACuNiAN and GARDENER COON,
= T.NINDlI~S or DAlENWoN AZ -
By an experienced nan and n.fD; no ,I.i-
irrn. nan capable With hol. gard De-.
mIh lawn &c.. wife good cook, in'
aprdn'--, excellent hut;r maker ,ai'
rE>rrR's. los o,a-aye.
EoAI uNAN nfl GAfbENi..
- Young &C. rnlAu. 0triui aiffrf -nNl
.as faaer Aor.e iaru -,. &c.. MIR. now
tr,nrf..rfr'~ -. G.r.a...
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u ...r f0r 3 t.ar-. last fni |of"i cu %.
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Dome s.ic Giiuations t0anteo


EARDENER.-Sinsle; thoroughly under
~ stand, greenhouses. gfapeiiss, yegeta-
blcs, ro-c-grO~ing, sc. j. g.. $40 B'Nay.
EARDENER.-Ey man perfect in green.
NJ house and outdoor gardening. fiuit- and
VEG table, experienced IN running tch-lc-
man = country place mGlle-aced, g man
strictly temperate; married, no children
only permanent gontcnan'S plsce, no 0tacrs
to@n, Penn.
A. ARDENER BY an Fneli7hran. mar.
u u'd, no family; cNpciieuc'd iu All
brtnchc-. greenhouse. erape, good v'2e-
table grower. understands iull manaC ~
OF STOCK, horses and laIm, having hJo lul
chrarg. OF gcntl'man's place ilr-J-cla-s
ci,y = fcrence,. Address FLORIST, 1s5
Grecnwich--t.
EALD1NnH and FLORISr.-By first
" class Gfrnan, married, no children. on
IA private placs; understand, his business
IN all branches; wife can do cooking and
vl.uine t,~t references. LOUIS ZILLID,
- Si1nion-st.
GAi.Di NIR.-Hy single man, fully
VI qualified by experience to taAc ear Of
noa,cs '.'' Io' and cold frames. fruits. 1,ge-
tables LAYING ont nOw ? grounds. together
eith Ornamental planting 0f thr Same ey-
lectation, moderate. Adde'S l.. SLACK,
az 5d-aNe.
GARDENERS We haze X number 0. de-
II >a1ls single and married men open
for engagements. A. D. CDWAN & CO.,
seedsu.pu ia Chambcr-.st
-, ,,.,,-, ~.
>,1,t a,st,l,.. f., ,,i i,a.,. ~.
rr.t.,'a.s ro,.. .Nceiinnt ref.ranco' Al,
C,IPTNrI,N'~ los Gth-av..
~ tK~E OF ATTENDANT.-Bv medical
" student 10 invalid Gentleman; no OBJ
'.'tiou To- travelling; Observation-Disclosures refer
once,. Address A. II. b., 80 Last -oth-st.
- II slOlAH y pay Ian "i ,uh7'u u,
Die experience Is WING !" 1fafri WIN
on invalid and take full chars" oi the pa
uent or carry OUT the direction, 81 a
,,'''l i, 1..i'"i oo ' r"'
WI. -, 80 ''''' ,td,..- prfySI,-f,S wr1hnra
r,,,rS ono as ,i,n,dwav'
.''-, y '-''-''' % - 80. - -
- lex \ lRsE or VALIT.-Bv p Young
'I,c' 'i" ,ger... '' KIN 20 '' Tr'bn l In.
.6r.n one e9- R~o,Gway
--
- LtpNp-N ANY rrs,-cla.- man Ia pr
- vate family; has yrar'' eNperi'nce
l'@,,, '', ds.'., n r,,. ~, I,.anrr
r n'' ~, v.,n H. - p,,,. - N'''''
80 '' " ''
T,AIL. strong. American boy. rs. wants
place. ON -tork OF dairy farm. % make
~ homo WIN inpioV"r can llli" NM, mn,
.r'' - In
:. ~ ''of 10 ''.-.. ''''l '.o''' -
| -. l-,lA \ Young man wi,n,~ 81
~ j." .', 'orH,is . ,,.li,,, w. a.
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,.,,i.' D, 49,
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Bnslnres g hnnccs.


- PT ENDlD opportunity for large manu-.
- facturtr, hear city reliable water
power: free factory Ste: other induce
ont. Ada,c-' Gi:AY. b nicadwary
w NNTID.-A cenUonan WITH 5000. 600
~ 90 $500 600 70 invest in bond hu-l-
ne~-. absolute security highest ~ r.nct-
given aud required. Addrcs, LEWIS lrib-
une Onlcc.
w ANTED to buy for spot cash. city or
w country. large or medium stocks of
amy Kind Of merchandise: commission 10
agent. l.. IEIEDMANN. los East lllih'st.
w ANTfp.-s5Oo 30 DAYS. good PERSONAL
W security and liberal lonu, Tor accom-
notation. cor Interest boo business. IN MI
DINrr. Tribune Uptown once. LIS
broadway.
WANTED Partner with about 800 10
w open and take charge ~ branch store
OF very successful business large pront,
TrxrTY. 90 aia, ''''
CD OOO NEEDED - join me in ~,
'SE,UUU manlfactuflnr Of a patented
Aard"ai" speciality ii- d, ,ifht ,r ~, ~
roune onicc.
o. -nO A BARGAIN. . largc hoard
-, oVU. lng-hou-c. 30 rooms. handsome.
j. furnished alu1f- filrl established i
years. income 5000 monthly. INNtSTl-
GATE H"N -. Tribune Onice.
o. nno -PNETNEE WANTED WIKI
b.VOV. this amount for Now-N ork
lruch business. Importing South Nm'ti-
rpn products and exporting ,tf' profitable.
tfdf--. "'riiI NfDND." Tribune once.
SIS, 600 e ,a'iob'c patent Tor building
'Hri',-,s. want. capital 20 i.anuf1rtri"
.rmc. VIII pay 30 Jrr cont o. Investment.
Afd-r-- So D. W. Tribune Chicr.
CO. nnn WILL GIVE financial Pc.
,SDo'OUt siflon and hnf interest IA
.Ita aad -uccs--ful iiiAog1phir 'u-.nr...
Ar,lr - GRlGGS a tAKLEION, -Os
broadway.
IN oOn C1rcrLAHS ~ IS. ! 600
.UVU CARTS 80 other printing loW.
d. WII~~ & Co.. 80 PARK Row.
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y OF NJ FHENcH GIRL wo.'i Ike po-
-tiln a. nursery goNcrne,, for children
- about 10 years Old or lady '--r aid able 10
give lessons ara >rH. Address AZ present
employers. 21i W,st 53i->t.
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Il OOK Am rican. a. thoroughly compe-
TINT cOOS economical maHcs nice
slio-Gi-h,s, all desserts. salads, &C.. best
reference; city. country. with MIS-.
TYLER. 3S- shave.
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for Sale.

hINING-ROOM FURNITURE embossed
~ leather chairs. loung,s and extension
tables fcw a. cheap. ASSIGNED. Box
-. Tribune Onic".
nor SALT.-2l-fo,t steam launch in first.
u class condition Can b. srrn o3i Dean
st.. Brooklyn.
NOR ~NIE.-~t1rk. fixtures ana lease. 40
L Az MaIn--t.. Bridgeport com.
NOR SALE CHAP Goodvear'- Retail
4 Prhher Warehouse; must he sold 20
once. owner having another business; can be
had Oh easy terms. 49, "rnd--i.
~ OK SALE.-A gold watch ladr'> and
4 gents. Iawurd; also three diamond
rings -cHriglu. op IA liH~-t- -.il |. n'i- 3,
small sum. Addi TICKETS % th-aNc.
I, OK >ALE.-A 6 ". =. engine and
L loilcr. with pnll0,s. -haffin-. radiators.
&c.: also . tables Of - sewing machines.
Win motors. hcii.ug. -ha!tlur. ia hr-f-rl1--
condition lease 81 factory hjN5j iclt. IAN
Doe had. Address G. =. STILWILL, Kings
tom. y. =
J. OR \ snoET TINE oNLy. Gis,.cl.a,-
4 groceries rciailcd ~ wholesale prices
AZ - narci,y-,t. Special rats % store
kcepefs.
For SALT.-Iutt.r. chc,.-c and egg
L ~i9i'. ON broadway VII am~hufc.
Biookl,i. good location. splendid oppor-
tgulfy. viii sell cheap ON account 81 ILL
health. II. g. Tinunc ONCE.
INVESTING. MA rr.t-cla~- larte PRINT.
l ing c~tshii shmrnt. doing an extensive
business Tor sale terms 20 suit pun hd~rf.
Address JAMES CONNEivS Sons. Box
. 3-5 Ncw-i ork CITY
Nnn.N~L ASSORTMENT Of elegant.
| durable. moderate priced piano stools.
.oNel.. ~.arf-, music stands. NifFl TIT.
Manufacturer. 800 Caual--'., near W'-t
Broadway.
MUSICAL GLASSES for sale. g.. n.
vi No~fIri 1N" cfand.-i. Hf"oal'n.
NEIDI.,G MONEY. viii -arr. flee ci.-
y l1nf uuri.ht grand no ita-una ''r
offer refused dealers need not an-"ti
PIANO. 1929 3d-aNe.
DAETY GOING 20 ruwp. viii -aeria..
4 grand uri -ht piano alno-' nov. can
CT address Monday LYNN. 0'- lu'l-a'r.
SO agents.
DIANO -Ti,glnt cabinet grand uprisnt
1 piano for sale. nearly nov. Ia fa-t
I'D ~. 40 dealers.
n, NI4IlI.h. ,ll.iaph SO. .. brand
i i.w: used ,'fv It'll bargain. Room
1870 Stewart Building
rpWO -o.WOK>E POWER tubular ioiisi-
one .o-hofs'-p, Nr- vctiii,, ,Sinc, anl
other uarl'nfrN. G. - lh.lN M. 49,
Nalfc'-sf Nevnk. y. J.
Dn.HOK~l boiler ard nov lc-lor-r ul-
" rlrlr engine. $500. other zap 80.
1inr.. boilers pumps and machinery. Call
MA>LIN~ los l~'-~t. j'r-er 'i't.
$l,5O0, 600. or org. Aria e: -s.ss
lIanofor'o. $40. DANIEL =. BEATTY,
Washington. y j
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speak out what is on my mind and TO say say, what
had to NAtlA IoilEniAr''-~
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q OH-WAIIRrSS.-By two thoroughly
~ COMPETENT N0fth Ireland Pr0testants;
willing TO do entire work OF house
together or separate; city or country.
With Mrs. TYLER, 1893 6'h-ave.
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6'OCK.-ln private family; all soups,
u entrees. desserts excellent baker;
GOOD city references. &. {. NJ, lG7 East
O7th.st l,t bell Fast
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flats 90 Get, FURNISHED

MADI~oN-ANT.-A Apartment, o. rcnt.
81 furnished or unfurn shed.
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domestic Gi.uanon5 tUantc0.
Females

A .-A-h
"A. MRS l.. srELY
formerly Miss l.. 1aupb.iD.
6s WEST 2oD-Sf.
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC .dALE
And FEMALE EMFLOIMLSr
BUREAU.
AL references strlcIy investiga:' d.
> want, breaking 'ng2-emrn.s WI. De-
=. missed from ONCE -Al f0.ftlt al claim
- frs PAID.
y. B.-NO BRANCH OFFICE.
IS WIS., .-D-Sr
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COOK.-Bv neat English Protestant; un.
y dcislaDds her business, I'm all branches
ei'ellent r'fcrHnc's; country preferred.
MIS-. COLLIER, rs Wet -3l-St.
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II OOk and LAUNDRESS-CHAM
" MAID abd WAIIKISS.-By Two neat.
competent girls not afraid TO work city
or country; ZOO. refer noes. Inquire Mrs.
COLLIER l2s West 23d-st.
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n OOK. SEWOKK, &c.-By AmeHi.
- can, ana Gernan nelp; thorough cooks;
bread, biscuit, neat, poultry, pasri.s,
ave, mr.. lOtl.-t. az INC HONE BUREAU.
n OON.-By an excellent German first
u class reference; make, ali Kinds soups,
msats, pastry, desserts. Sc. no objection 70
the country. Can at Mrs. BIRh'S, ll9
Last l2th-st near 4th-aNe
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
GIVEN AN AY |.
GOLD WATCHES AND GENUINE
DIAMONDS WITH TIA.

The AeW Engl&ld Tea Company re-
Gently o. gal I'D u Boston, Mas LAfs
rented tle store l0on. No x t&llAt-sI-,
formerly occupt & by Mrs Key Ao-ls,
ths m-aner, fer tae purpose oI pl@e -
before che p4blsc tne.r aellcl0us Tea.
Iheir method = toJu novel and unique
Ihe tea pot up III seat paper eadlis-s-
Ia,s company pat in each c&1dle "I l a
q souFenHs such az solld god, slter
aud nlckle watches. also genuine dia-
mOnds, ruo,es. sapph.res, pearls, tar-
gH0.ses ameIhysts. aud other articles
III lesser value. Tuere are no gitts,
tokens 0E tickets, a. me can and con-
tents comprise the sale. aud are sold AZ
the unltOun prlce of 81. uI course
tnls expensive method OF sdyerus ng
can not continue long, % days being
the limit, after which time the sou
yeniEs Mil be Withdrawn. and these
really choice goods continue on sale
through an agent AZ the same pflce.
Everybody must not expect a valuable
souvenir. the following j. partial llst
OF ntmes of persons finding valuable
souvenirs ia their caddIes yesterday;
Mrs. 1. X. Hunt. special writer with
Eseliag Leafv, found genuine i!laife
diamond ring set IA solid gold T. l..
Snaw, locomotive engineer, found a
iady's solid gold huntng-case, tuli Jew
eled, American watch, Mrs. Ellen VII
son, - New HOusemau block, and VI ss
Mary smith, l75 L8ke-ave.. each found
4 solid gold rng in their cans; Miss Liza
Thomas, mlllner, found a genuine d.a-
mond stud, also s. n gold IN the Elk
cans she purchased G. +. Lake. sewing
machine agent, Vest Grand Rapids,
found gentemau's solid gold hunt
lng-case, stem wind and stem
set Elgn watch IN las can;
+. J. McDermond, photographer, %
West Budge-st., found a genuine dla-
m0nd, set IN SOLID gold ". q. HGnkins,
cabinet maker, found a gentleman S
solid gold hunting case stem wind and
stem set Elgln watch IN his can; NJ
Lena Bridgman, 10 Canal-St.. found q
genuine diamond set IN solid gold
/ MissS. 4. Blum, salesiady found ladies
solid gold chatelaine watch; Mrs. &.
". Osmun, 324 North IOui t-st., found
a genuine diamond set n solid gold, IN
/ her can; Chas. CalkIns, $40 Broadway,
/ found stem winding and stem setting
watch in ms can; Miss Christina Ced ar
I green, Hotel Scandia, found a genuine
diamond ring with gold setting IN heI
I can.
/ Orders by mail from any part Of the
United States Will be promptly for
warded by express on receipt Of cash
/ or money order. Parties getting up a
club Of SO or $50 always get yalua
/ bic souvenir.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
monASs ILL-H1AAra.
Its Causs LSokea a fr0za . CeasaOs~
senss Fstst 81 gie1

TIE noor w01nsa las suffered IN
Colnplz .Dlngly Tor ye4Fs- hezazcnes,
sackAcnes, ege uoADle. spine aches.
no.ses ID tie ears weak lungs, pAlp "a
tga ii ths heart SID other SYMPTOMS
have driven heT almost eraEs Her
doctor x - her th&t she i - yletim -
some Female Irouole
Look a. t1ls from a commonsense
point OF view. For Yeats sac las suf-
Tered med cine aud surgical opsrauOns
nave lot helped ler. IsH not far 70
suuDoss that TIE cause Of this woman :
ll-tealtn should be sought elsewhere
one Of tie most eminent SPECIAL SIS
Ia the diseases OF women. after long
INVESTIGATION. CONES out fairly aud
squaFely - IA the statement that nerve
exhaustion Is the cause OF these symp-
toms which ATE 50 often as
eubed - another source.
Loss Of appetite, waketalness.
cold feet, weak and tired feeling, and
the different pans and aches which
trouble our American women, come
from weak nerves aud eau be cured by
Paine's Celery Compound, the great
nerve and BRAIN remedy This Is the
cOmmonsense ana scientific eXplanA.
ton OF WOman's ll-health, this = the
conmOnsense and scientific way OF
making her healthy and happy.
Many a woman has proven for her
self that this is true. Ia Paine :
/ Celery Compound she has found medi-
cine That has eifeetually removed her
bearing down feeling" sleeplessness
/ headaches and backache. Low spirits,
+ loss Of memory, a dreams. dVspeDsia a
aud the feeling that something terrible
j. going 10 happen, are replaced by hap
piness, strong mind, sound sleep, good
T digestion and perfect contentment.
Inis remarkable nerve and BRAN
restorative Is purely vegetable. IL doe:
not contain a single harmful drug. The
most delicate can use il with the
certainty of no ill-effect. II never fan:
/ 20 benefit, and gives perfect health
/ wherever cure Is possible.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
A JOKER yoKED.
a frosk fsSng MaStstesAH Csts some
Teeth ln Gr&Dd k@Fias.

A young gentleman ID hs teenss named
EArle D4ke, from Manlstee, = attend
lng Aefexs Business College and other
wise loading Up With the experiences
necessary - make one wise unto sue
ooss Ia A1e. Last week. n hlle attempt
ma 80 tsp tresa barrel ~ brand neW
experience The bung bleN out And came
near strSng..ng the kld IA tae food.
llz.ke started la one morning last
week for good time Of c0urss tht
beginning ol al good tunes Tor per
sons OF Iuls CAllbeT = q anger or 50 of
t&ngle-foog. 81 he got pretty full, hino
= livery rg, plckeQ up y female vito
plies the vocation Of being picked un
and started for GraudKlllt. N4ilt
there, ne pat up al the hotel ana
ordered dinner Tor twelve COZ pies Who,
he sad. were Oh their W4s lroln Grand
Rapids. " hen the clnler MAS pre-
pared, Dake managed ~ sip away
ana leave the dinner i0T INeniy-iour
smoking On the table, and the land lord
IN the iurCh FOR h.s pay. on the way
back 10 tOwn, he drove the horse 50
hard that he smashed ths buggy and
Was arrested on q Variant Tor cruelty
10 animals and taken. Sat4Iday, before
Justice Westlal.
Now many = Joke consists IA persons
mlstaking serious situations Tor Jokes.
and Tins is tie Joke on kaT.e Dakc. lie
swagggered into court wlth the fresh
ness that had characterized his oouducl
IA the hOtelat Grancyllle. Not guilty
sir.' sad he with the idea thUt TINS set-
tied the business; and he picked up p-'
hat - leave. But he was urged tC
stay, and STAYED. When told that ia,
case could be- adjourned II he desired
"On, certainly. of course. Put u on a.
long a. possible" sad me- When told
that the bal would be $500, he did n0'
even then tumble. but started ogt u
get the bali. Again be WAS urged {,
stay, al d was gwen some instructions
about legal procedure wach is uo
taught IN commercial colleges. Nnei
the awful fact was driven INTO Lls era
mum that he would have 20 ~ JAIL uu
III bail was furnished, he went down a.
IN heap anc bawled Ike steer.
When the reporter saw hlm, sunday
night, over at the jail, he had dreo
I up MS tears, but MS talk didn't .nd lcat'
that he had any genuine sorrow FOL
what he had done. Alter these stOm
ach teeth are fairly through, the ey'
/ teeth will have % come next. And he ].
/ cut 'em hard, yon can bet.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Old Jimmie Callaghan, who lives at
the Soldiers Home part OF the time, Is
a frequent visitor at the county clerks
Office. When he appears he always
proceeds directly 10 the rear room IN
quest of annual reports and other sta
tistical books County Clerk Harvey
usually gives him a volume or two iD
order to get nd of him. A while ago
he was gwen a report OF the Michigan
Horticultural Society. The other day
he came TO the clerk Office and SAID 20
Deputy Clerk De Young: "By readn'
these here books, | found ont that Cod
Almighty was a gardner. He worked ln
the garden of Eden"
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
COURT RECORDS.

Krx7 C1RcrrT-Hon. VI. c. Burch.
Judge-Elsie A Merritt VS.. Edward
Marshall. trespass on the Gaze, on trial
Judge Grove-Iu the matter o. the
estate Of Rosale VI. Smith. deceased ,
Mare ! Van Iandt w.. Nelson ".
NOrthrop. appeal from Probate Court.
order that appellant have leave %
amend her surcharEe. No. lZ3. by
making sddsmnum clause % $1,000.
Auditor General. etc, vs Olive =.
Fisher. chancerv. On trial Jacob
Roohl "a John Luvendykc, assunps 2.
stay extended unti. motion for nertral
heard Narze lands va John e..
Caster. reD.evn stay sIteDoc1 - DAYS.
F1laIs Harm vs. Albert sra tn. assurnp-
8. security for costs ordered ~ - tIe1
.,rfh.n 10 DAYS Isaac " Watson Ys.
stephen J. Monroe - a., electmeni, on
trial
PPoPaTE-Judge Perk ns-Eststs ~
Thomas n. Co1b. deceased wi al
m,tted ~ probate Edwin J. H0gsdone,
eTec1toT Esfate ~ Emma Blank, de-
cezsed vl. cd tied ~ pro5stf beri1s
Blsrk eTeclirT
srrFsr1R CorRr-Hon. p. A. Burl NJ
sue. Jucge-John y RobnsCr vs
amos A N1sse r0sn. t-espsss RI the
csse motion for nev trsl posfDCre1
one week Wes.sy II. Harrison vs.
C-srles 3 Nchos. i1 crancery
hesrre or order ~ show ~ use sr1
ordered fhsf re prayer for fempc-trv
Injunction ~ denle 80 The PeorIe rs
Jorr Tuverdvke. Saloor or<r ~
-1rdsv. aua g1a2 ard ea1ed
e. fT serterce1 ~ rsr frs of 81
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
INSTALLATION SERVICES.
Two Local Presbyterian ministers TO be
Installed soon

Rev. /. II. Davis is 20 be formally in
stalled pastor Of the First Presbyterian
Church on Tuesday evening, May G..
ReY. {. IL. Cobb breaches the sermon.
Rev. +. ID. Marsh gives the charge 10
the people. Rev. J. II. Sammls gives
the charge 10 the pastor. Rev. j. g..
Smith the installation prayer. TINS is
one Of the most important steps the
church has ever taken. The church
will be nicely decorated and the
musical part Of the services as inspiring
as It is possible 10 make IL.
The installation services OF the Rev.
Thomas e.. Smith, Of Mission Wood
Presbyterian Church, will be held
Thursday evening, May !. Rev j. A.
Sherrard, of Big Rapids, breaches the
sermon; Rev. 5. II. COBB gives the
charge TO the people; Rev. /. II. Davis
gives the charge - the pastor.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
The wheat Pro.--ct.

County Crop Stabstician Rathbun has
received copies Of the April report Of
the secretary Of agriculture. For
Michigan the prospect for wheat Is good
and Kent county promises one Of the
best crops in the state. in losses Of
cattle Michigan l.6 per cent, eper cent.
of which was from winter exposure.
The loss Of sheep was 3 per cent IN
the report Of the condition Of farm
animals Michigan, e6 for swine, - for
sheen. qS for horses, 96 for cattle.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
COUNTY SCHOOL EXAMINERS.
A seance with SIXTY AppIicants-The
Next Meeting.

The County School Examiners held a
seance with sixty applicants on Sstur-
day afternoon. The next examination
will be held on the first Thursday in
August.
The next meeting Of the District
Teachers Association viii be held IN
the West Michigan Business University.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Editor TELEGRAM-H HERALD: The mag
nificent Bible donated TO Greenwood
Lodge, |. o. q. T., on the evening of
the dedication of their new hall, WAS =
present from the Kent County Bible
Society, through the kindness Of L. K.
Atwater. and not from w. o. Knowles,
as stated in your Sunday issue. Please
correct.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

1t is very important IN this age of vast
material progress that a remedy be
pleasing 10 the taste and 10 the eye,
easily taken, acceptable TO the stomach
and healthy III It's nature and effects.
Possessing these qualities, Syrup of
Figs is the one perfect laxative and
most gentle diuretic known.