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Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Misunderstanding Dinner.

There are q great many readers OK
the TRIBUNE, especially those who
are natives of New England. who
will appreciate the following written
by DIR. Talmage for the Ladies Home
Journal, under the head of can Old
Thanksgiving Dinner:"
Now we'll / remember that old
Thanksgiving dinner! Father at one
end, mother at the other end; the
children between wondering it father
will ever get done carving the turkey.
Oh, that proud, strutting hero OF the
barnyard, upside down, his plumes
gone and minus his gobble! Stuffed
with that which he can never digest!
The day before, at school. we learned
that Greece was south of Turkey, but
at the table we found that turkey was
bounded by grease. The brown sur
face waited for the fork to plunge
astride the breast-bone, and with
knife, sharpened on the jambs of the
fireplace, lay bare the folds of white
meat. Give to the boy disposed to be
sentimental, the heart. Give the one
disposed to music, the drumstick.
Give to the one disposed to theologi-
cal discussion, the parsons nose.
Then the pies! For the most part q
lost art. What mince pies! in which
you had all confidence, fashioned from
all rich ingredients, instead of mis-
cellaneous leavings which are only
n sort of glorified hash! Not mince
pies with profound mysteries of orr
gin! But mother made them, sweeten-a
ed them, favored them, and laid the
lower and upper crust, with here and
there a puncture by the fork to let
you look through the light and fiaky
surface into the substance beneath.
No brandy, for the old folks were
stout for temperance, but cider about
halfway between new and hard. Dear
me! What a pie!
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
A Novel Announcement.

The publishers of The Youth's Com
panion have sent us q handsome
Souvenir with the announcements oi
authors and articles for the next
years volume. 1t has seven Illumin-
ated pages, one for each day in the
week. very quaint in style, the whole
forming a "Book of Days." and each
page illustrating a line of the old
rhyme:
Monday for Health,
Tuesday for Wealth,
Wednesday the Best Day of all;
Thursday for Losses,
Friday for Crosses,
Saturday No Luck at all;
Sunday the Day that is Blest
With Heavenly Peace and Rest"
This novel and unique Calendar is
sent free to all new subscribers to
The Companion who send $l.75 for a
years subscription and request it at
the time they subscribe.
The companion will also be sent to
January, 1891, free, and for a full year
from that date, including the Five
Double Holiday Numbers and all the
Illustrated Weekly Supplements. The
Companion is already q favorite in
half million homes, and old as well
as young enjoy it's weekly visits.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Something That Morris Has Long Needee

Something That Morris Has Long Needed
A year OF more ago the TRIBUNE
suggested the Importance of having a
hearse in our city, so that deceased
relatives and friends of our people
might be taken to their last resting
place in a respectable manner. We
are now pleased to state that our enter.
prising liverymen. Messrs. Zahl & Nc.
Conville, have purchased a very nice
hearse and are prepared to attend
funerals with it whenever desired.
They certainly deserve the thanks Of
our entire epmmunitY for furnishing
something that we have long needed.
Orders for the hearse may be left
at the livery stable of the above named
firm, OF at the furniture store of j. d.
Good, who, we believe, has an inter-
est in it and suggested the purchas.
ing of the same,
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Holiday Goods,

The finest and moss extensive as
sortment or holiday goods ever dis
played in our city may be!found at
Buckentin's drug store. He has such
an endless variety of articles suitable
for holiday presents that we cannot
give full list withous occupying a
larger space than our columns will
admit. There are dolls. rocking
horses, miniatrWei baby carriages,
rockers, furniture. comic articles,
jewelry, vases, toilet sets, musical
instruments, etc.. etc. Presents suit.
able for gentlemen, ladies' and child.
rem. Call and examine before pur.
chasing 7.esntntTe Att
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

For an absolutely Pure Whisky,
which can be recommended eonsci-
entiously TO those seeking it for
medicinal purposes, we have secured
the agency for I. w. HARPER's MEL
SON COUNTY WHISKY, which stands
at the very head of fine wiskies made
in Kentucky. Shipped to us direct
from the distillegy where 1t has been
stored for five years, it has become as
soft and mellow as June apple. In
flavor equal to the Imported Cognac
Brandy, and in purity far exceeding it
Sole AgentsLMatheWs i Buckley
Norris, Minn.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Opera House.

EDITOR TRIBCNE:-I second your
motion to construct an opera house in
Morris. And now 'that yop haye
startea tbe bali rolling in the right
direction, permit me to say few
words in relation to this much needed
improvement in aar city. If we in.
tend to keep abreast of the times in
everything that pertains to prosper
Gus and wide-awake city, one of the
most important requirements to that
end is the possessian af good opera
house, whereby the large per cent of
our population, who are of the amuse-
ment going class, may have the priv.
ilege Of witnessing a superior grade
of entertainments the players in which
object 70 appearing In our present
hall. and which, by the way, should
never be used for entertainments.
Let the present agitation be con.
tinned in earnest, and not merely
talked about. Let us ..put our
shoulders to the wheel" form stock
company of $4,000 or thereabouts,
and before another year rolls oyer our
heads show to the outside world a
place of amusement that we may long
be proud of, aud one Of which the
best travelling companies would al
/ ways speak in high praise. 1t Ger
| tainly could be made paying institu
tion, provided 1t IA properly under
taken, Go-AmEAD.
| Fresh fish, bulk and canned oysters O
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Shade Trees.

There are in Stevens county very
few black walnut trees, our farmers
as a rule having given preference to
cottonwood, box elder and maple.
The cottonwood grows rapidly and is
II hardy, fine tree. The box elder also
grows rapidly and is a fine shade tree,
but of late years we have noticed that
many of them are dying off, caused
by the workings of insects or some
desease, the first appearance of which
is seen in the leaves of the upper
branches, which wither and die; and
then by examining the trunk of the
tree there will be found signs of de-
cay and q scahhy appearance of the
bark in places.
1t is probably true the last three or
four dry seasons have caused the dy-
ing of many of the box elders Iii t this his
county.
The soft maple tree was never
favorite of ours. 1t is not hardy
tree, and its branches grow so long
that they are easily broken by the
wind. We much prefer the cotton
wood. -
The Albert Lea Standard puts in a
plea for the black walnut and recon-
mends the planting of the same by
our farmers. 1t says: A black wal
nut tree will grow in value $1.25 per
year the first Is years. Every north
ern farmer has the power to make
more money from row Of black wal
nut trees around his farm than he can
ON wheat. A farm of 100 acers would
be 10,500 feet in circumference. Plant
walnut trees four feet apart all around
it and you will have 2,75O trees,
which will be worth $15 apiece in Is
years. Again. q farmer can set all
his sloughs and low places with wal
nut trees,
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
PAY UP.

Parties who subscribed for stock in
the Driving Park Association and
have not paid, are requested to call on
the secetary, d. L. Wheaton, and pay
the same at once, as it is necessary
that the business for this season be
closed as soon as possible.
We publish this notice at the re.
quest of the officers of the above
named association.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
RuckLEN,s ARNIGA SAIvE.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Few.
er Sores, letter, Chapped Hands. Chill
blains, Corns, and all Skin EruptIons,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re
qulred 1t is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction or money refunded. Price
% cents per box. For sale by Fritz
Buckentin, Morris, and Thorpe 6 Tollif.
son, Hancock.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Cold Waves.

The. United States Signal Service,
otherwise known as "Old Probs," has
certainly been of some service to the
Northwest, by predicting the coming of
q cold wave, when the thermometer
takesta tumble to itself, and the ice man
and coal dealer begin to. ask the price OF
diamonds. Generally the forecasts for
cold waves are quite reliable, though
we cannot say much for the predictions
of clear weather. General Greeley and
his subordinates are the only mon who
get paid for guessing whether 1t will
rain before morning, or whether it will
be cold night, but some other millions
do as accuate guessing just for fun.
Now, these Signal Service "probablities"
may be all guess work, but there is no
uncertainty about "The Burlington. =
That it has the smoethest track, the fin
est equipments, reaches all principal
cities in nine states. makes connections
in Union Dcpots and has no ''cold wave"
of haughtiness about its management,
are all certainties. "Probabilities" are
that if you apply to any railroad ticket
agent You will be advised to take 1.-THE
Burlington. = For any information about
rates and routes, address w. j. G. Ken
yon, Gen. Pass. Ag't, @. B. & N. r, r.,
st. Paul, Mimi,
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
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AZ AVENUE, SOUTH.
NORRIS, MIIlNgF9. MIlNgFN9
FINDLAY, Ohio, May 1st, 1890,

FINDLAY, Ohio, May lst, 1890.
J. M. Loose Red Glover Co., Detroit;
Gentlemen: have been using your
Fluid Extract of Red Glover for Constip-
alton, and find it truly wonderful med
icine, in fact does more than you claim
for it. cheerfully recommend it to any
one suffering from that or kindred COM
plants. Yours respectfully
FREDERICK LUDEN,
The above is but one of many such
letters we are receiving every day. If
you are ailing try Loose's Extract Red
Glover. If it does you half as much
good as Mr.. Luden, you will be we'll re.
paid. If it does you no good after faith
full trial return the. bottle to druggist you
purchased of and he will return your
money7as such is our instructions. Only
try it is all we ask.
For sale by Hulburd s. Co.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Railroad Time Table.

Passenger trains leave Norris rs foilows'
GRBAT NoRrHERN RAILWAY EINE.
Going EAST: Leave at 1901 p. rn' anu i<'oo
Q. N. -. ,s,xs
Goiosg West; Leave at 2:G7 p. m. ana lz'oo
Baows.s Valley BRANCH.
Arrive at a1.e0 .. m. end leave at $500 p' M.
sonfHEnG PAo1TIc.
Leave 40 80 q. M. and arrive at oiso p. M
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

The improvement in the grade OF
horses in this county tho past five
years has been very marked. The
scrub has given place to well bred
horses, only few of the former be-
ing now seen. If any one doubts this
let him be on the streets of Morris on
u pleasant day and take notice of the
many fine spans of horses driven into
town by our farmers. Many of these
teams will weigh from 2400 upward
and would sell readily for $500 to
$500. We doubt il there is another
county in the state where there has
been greater improvement in the
character of horses during the last six
OF eight years than there has been in
Stevens county. We have now in the
country large number of fine impor-
ted horses for breeding purposes, and
our farmers show their appreciation
of those who have brought these
horses to our county by breeding from
them.
Benson has been almost threatened
with Il wood famine during the past
couple of weeks and the present out
look for that necessity is not encour-
aging. The time is drawing on pretty
close to winter and we may expect cold
weather at any time. With no wood
on hand the people can hardly help
hut feel concerned us to how they will
fare should sudden ''cold snap
come on. Our local dealers say that
they have ordered wood but cannot
get it shipped here, there being so
much other traffic on the railroad the
company Will not furnish cars to the
wood shippers.--Benson Monitor.
People who insist OH living i'm one
horse towns must expect to be put to
snch Inconvenience as "wood fam
ines," scarcity of something to eat,
etc, while in first class cities like
Morris there is always an abundance
of everything to eat, drink and wear,
and always supply of fuel with
which to keep warm. We will send
you car load of wood rather than
that you should freeze to death during
II ''cold snap" Meantime we sympa-
thiZe with you severely.
You cannot accomplish any work or
business unless you feel well. If you
feel used up-tired out-take DR.. j. H.
McLean's Sarsaparilla. 1t will give you
health, strength and vitality. Sold by
Hulburd S Co.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Veterinary Dentist.

L. G. Gray, Veterinary Dentist, will be
at Zahl s. McConville's livery stable
from December LIST to 9th, and will at
tend to all cases requiring his services .t2
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
STRAY BRONCHO.

Strayed from the undersigned two
year old iron-gray broncho, with mana
and tail partly gnaWed off. Any one
giving information where same may be
found will be suitably rewarded.
Morris, Nov. 10, 80. NJ. leo.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

You can be cheerful and happy only
when you are we'll. If you feel tout of
sorts" take DR.. j. 81. McLean's Sarsapa-
rilla. Sold by Hulburd & Co.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
PERSONALS.

T. III. Thompson of Starbuck was
in town yesterday.
! r., j. Hall favored us with call
last Friday-the first time since elec-
tion.::
Frank Hoskins of the Elbow Lake
Alliance, was in town Friday and
favored us with call.
George T. Elsham of Minneapolis,
formerly of this city. has been in
town the last few days.
We received a call on Thursday last
from J. S. Sutcliffe of Tacoma. Mr..
s. formerly resided at Hancock.
j. b. Murphy of the Herman Enter
prise passed through town last Thurs
day, on his way home from Graceville.
William Logue lost i very fine cane
last week. Any one finding the same
will confer q favor by leaving it at
this office.
III. d. Tenney of Hancock, who
raises the biggest pumpkins of any
man in Minnesota, was in our city
last Thursday.
J. S. Pinney, of the American Press
Association, st. Paul, was, with his
wife, visiting the family OF e. w.
Randall last week
Born to Mr.. and Mrs, w. G. Bick-
nell. yesterday, Il daughtea. Their
home is now blessed with soa aad 4
daughter, That's nice.
Montevideo Leader: Chas. E. Camp
of Morris, Minn., WAS i'll town last
Friday and Saturday looking up his
interest on lands in this county. He
is owner of several hundred acres and
was investigating at the register of
deeds office, SO he could be ready to
pay all taxes due.
Our old friend DR.. J. G. Hathaway
of Ottawa, Illinois, passed through
town one day the latter part of last
week. He WAS called to Wheaton on
account of the illness of his son
Joseph, and was on his way home.
DR.. Sutherland was telegraphrd for
and visited Mr.. Hatheway during lis
sickness. He has now nearly recov-
cred, we are pleased to state.
When, from any cause, the disges-
tive and secretory organs become dis
ordered, they may be stimulated to
healthy action by the use of Ayers
Cathartic Pills. These Pills are pre-
seribed by the best physicians, and
are for sale at all the drug stores.
Mamma, know the gentleman's
name that called to see Aunt Ellie
last night, and nobody told me, either.
Well, then, what is it, Bobby! Why?
George Don't. heard her say George
Don't in the pariof four or five times
hand-running. That's what his name
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Norris Market.

The followin is the market price Tor
wheat to-day: No. Hard, 70; No. l
Northern, IA; No. 2 Northern, .66; No.
Northern, Sc.
Flax, S1.00.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

you have painful sense of fatigue,
.Ad your duties irksome, take DIR. j. 81.
you up, make you strong and vigorous.
For sale by Hulburd s. Co.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
nREssMAETlMl;I:n

Mrs. Dunken is prepared to do Dycss-
making in satisfactory manner at her
house, opposite Chas. Youngquist's resi-
dence on I'd street. ASIA
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

The use of Ayers Sarsaparilla
purifies the blood, stimulates the
secretions and imparts new life and
xigor to every function of the body.
For nearly half century, it has re-
manned unriyaled as the best blood
medicine ever discovered. BE con.
vinced by IL trial.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Piles. piles. piles.

LOOSE'S RED CLOVER PILE REM
EDY is positive specific for all forms
Of the disease. Blind, Bleeding, Itching,
liberated and Protruding Piles. Price
Soc. For sale by Hniburd g Co. i
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Children Cry for
itcheF'8 Castoria.
overton Post. Attention!

OV0I1O1 IU5Us AII5HIIUu!
There will be q meeting of Overton
Post, No, 90, G. A. r., at the TRIBUNE
Office, Friday evening, Nov, a8th, 1890,
A. eanlrades are requested to be in
attendance. r. J. HALL,
III. T. BEvANs, Commander.
Adjutant.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Special Meeting,

y special meeting of Golden Sheaf
Lodge No. 133, A. F. and A. M, will
be held in their new hall this evening.
Work in third degree.
T. A. HANCOCK. w. NJ.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

I Take good care of your beard and
keep it clear of gray hairs so as to re-
itain your young looks by using Buck
ingham's Dye for the Whiskers.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
BUCKwHEAT.

We will grind buckwheat on Thursday
December 18th, 1890.
49t2 III. w. STONE s. Co.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

Browns Valley Tribune: Tie new
II essssiistAiaf- esssiA crSze that is agitating near
4v all the Northwestern Indians, has
not yet struck the Sisseton braves.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

Large numbers of pickerel, pike
and bass were caught with hook and
line i'm the Pomme de Terre river at
Stones and Johnson's mills, during
the fine weather last week.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

we have had a great run on rattle
tickets the past week OF more. We
have printed tickets for COWS, horses.
mules, hogs, watches and variety of
other articles to be raffled for.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

In looking over Hulburd & Cos ele-
CANT assortment of kid, bisque and
China dolls we found enough to make
any child weep for joy.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

The masonic fraternity of this city
hold reception at their new hall to-
morrow evening.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
A Load of Hay.

Wanted in payment for the TRI.
BUNE. Please deliver soon.
r. c.. STEVENS.
Morris, Nov. 5, 1890.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

phe Phenix Fire Company has been
disbG.nded, and in its place the Norris
Fire Department has been organized,
to consist of not more than twenty-five
members.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

Tomorrow being Thanksgiving day,
the post office will be open from 8 to .
a. m. and from 2:30 to $3.50 p. m.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Enea1 1utes.

A large assortment of albums at
Hulburd & Cos.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

Rev. P. 4. Dietrichson will hold
services at the east side school house
on Thanksgiving evening, Nov. 9th,
All Scandinavians are invited. 41t3
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

The finest and largest assortment OF
china cups and saucers, vases, rose
lars, ETC., this side Of China, will ba
J'-Ds y
found at Hulburd & Co.'S.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
GROUND FOOD.

Ground Feed for sale at Lower Eleva-
tor. s9tf A. DEKAY, Agt,
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

The largest lire OF toys ever exliiD-
tied in this city will he found at HUI
burd & Cos.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

::Does advertising pay" asked a
friend of the busy editor. ''1t may, y
replied the sage. folding number of
bills, shut the advertisers don't al
gays.'
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

Lessons on Organ and Piano.
Miss Sarah Thompson is prepared to,
give lessons on Piano and Organ, Apply
atresidence Of Sam. Larson for terms.
viii be here Thursday, Friday and Sat-
urday.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
DENTISTRY.

DIR. Harris IS now in his office in Nor
ris from 9 a. m. to 5 p. m, every day X
cept Sunday.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

Did the coroner render verdict on
the horse thief they lynched.' "4 4es.
He said the man died of heart failure,
= duced by broken neck
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

In Boots and Shoes. If in need of
Gents, Ladies', Boys or Child's Shoe,
we can supply your wants at Rock Bot
tom Prices.
To conclude with, we simply desire to
impress on your minds that we are pre-
pared to give satisfaction, but remember
reduction in prices
MEANS SPOT CASH
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

why, Colonel, I never saw you
drunk before, said the New York
man. Mixed drinks, sab; mixed
drinks, answered the KentuckIan,
that daggawnneFd ed bartender p ll put water
in my whisky.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
REDUCED PRICES!

The facts are our Stock is too large
and must be reduced before taking our
yearly inventory. If Close Prices are an
object, here is the GREATEST OPPOR-
TUNITY ever offered to the public in
the history of Morris.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

On Sunday next there will be
Divine services at All Saints Church,
both morning and evening. The
public aae cordially invited, s,s- -
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

The Hancock fire department will
give a ball on Thanksgiving evening.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

For weak back, chest pains, use DR..
J.. Fl. McLean's Wonderful Healing
Plaster (porous) Sold by Hulburd 81 Co.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

FAe GraceFille Transcript copies
artiUIes from the MaRRIs TRIBUNE,
without credit, and the Browns VAL
ley Footprints copies the same articles
from the Transcript, and credits them
to that paper.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

Charley Smith keeps choice sup
ply of cigars, tobacco, fruit, caady,.
nuts, sweet cider, crackers and many
other articles at his very neat little
store. next door to his barber shop,
And Is having q good run of trade.
Gee his ad. in another column.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
CLOTHING & OVERCOATS.
Our Newmarket Cloaks
at First Cost

A Reduction of 90 per cent. on all our
Seal Silk Plush Sacques and Jackets.
These garments are beauties. We have
them in the following lengths: 27, 80, 3s,
40 and AZ inches.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

That sour tempered, cross, sdyspeptie
individual, should take DR.. j. III. Nc,
Leans Sarsaparillat 1t will make him
feel as we'll and hearty as the healthiest
Of us. Hc needs bracing up, vitalizing,
that Is all. Sold by Hulburd q Co.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

I oung men--the finest line of ladies
dressing cases will be found at Hull
burd & Co.'S.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26
Constipation,

IF not remedied in season, is liable to
become habitual and chronic. pras-
TIC nSygaiiyes, by weakening the bowels,
confirm, rather than cure, the evil.
Ayers Pills, being mild, effective, and
strengthening in their action, are gener-
ally recommended by the faculty as the
best of aRerieRpts.
"Having been subject, for years. to
constipation, without being able to find
much relief, at last tried Ayers Pills.
/ deem 1t both q duty and pleasure
to testify that l have derived great benz
eft from their use. For over tv.S wears
past have .aKen one of these pills
sS.ery night before retiring. Iwould not
willingly be without them."-G. w.
Bowman, 26 East Main ST, Carlisle, Pa.
rI have been taking Ayers Pills and
using them In my family since 1857, and
eheerfully recommend them to oil in
need of safe but effeetual cathartic."
john M. Boggs, Louisville, KY.
"For eight years I was afflicted with
constipation, which at last became SO
bad that tho doctors could do no more
for mo. Then I began to take Ayers
Pills, and soon the bowels recovered
their natural and regular action, so that
now I am in excellent health. Us. L.
Loughbridge, Bryan, Texas.
Having used Ayers Pills, with good
results, 4 fully .indorse them for the pur.
posesfor Which they arc recommended
#. Corners, nj. d., Centre Bridge, Pa.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

Browns Valley Footprints: J. E.
Brawley of Big Stone county has an
nounced himself ys q candidate for
the position of Warden at the state
prison at stilwater and is making a
lively fight for the place. Mr.. Brawley
is man well qualified to fill the posi-
tion to the satisfaction of all. We
trust he will be successful in his en-
deavors.
Morris tribune., 1890-11-26

Mait--N 0w.-if Z understand cor.
rectly, the first principle of Socialism
Is to divide with your brother man.
potts-Then you don't understand it
correctly. Thc first principle of
Socialism is to make your brother
man divide with you.