The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-06-25


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49, you may beleave,
2.Er~N IAN MSally slep purity
AzEE ,SlVA Itolable late next
MXXfffy}EH NJ lmornin arfter her
~, y t<S1Se&s bow was thare; but
&NSTy ~ she finely kim down
L>E>tZN4Aa gappin, an her
= WZ<SJyA- hare mp in curl
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d " ME an Mr.. Cruck
XASxs<s shin air goin out
walkin this arr
ternoon," SEES she;
she wunts to see the city, an he SEES
mebbv he'll sturt a dancin class: land
sakes / wush he wood, an then | cud
larn TO dance" SEES she, a eatin anuthec
gem fur her brekfus. 1--WE alw'ys jest
pined fur to larn how TO dance"
"Yes, you'd cut purity figger, ses
William Henery; "ef you'd larn to
dance. why I'd think Burnims big
elephant Good" an he lodged as she
threw muttun rib at him, but it hit
him on TO the year, an he hoped
aroun an hollered.
"Youchl you've busted my year pan
for shore. / KANT here a mite outin
tibet year! I'll hev you sude for dam
nudge. / swow / will. F"
You'd make a good dancin techer, }"
ses Sally, you're so lively"
But he wus kindly huffed an went off
down TO the store.
80, Rhody, wunt you let me hev
Tommy's dog to go long with me when
Mr.. Cruckshin an me goes out a walk
?" ses Sally. purity quick.
"I've herd o folks tibet wanted dog
to keep the boys away" SEES Rhody,
but l don't see why You shud mead
one when Cruckshin is along"
go, YOU don't understand: cts fur
stile. wunt him to no tibet l no what
stile is" ses she.
We'll, / don't no es / keer, but
Tommie ull raise Cain eff emmy one elts
tetches his purp, an he's so wild | dun
no es you kin do ennything with him.
no how" ses Rhody, es she went out
in the kitching to make some pise.
An so Sally she hunted Tommy up
an baiged an pied with him till he
finely agreed TO let her take him, pur-
vidin she Good ketch him, if she'd give
him 10 sents.
So she got a peace o rope frum the
calls halter an called, eyer Twist, yer
Twist" tibet was the dogs name but
he woodnt kim fur her, so she run him
under the porch an crawled PARKWAY
in after him; she cot him by the tale
an hind laig an pulled him out, but he
yalped awful. She got the roap onto
him arfter a while an tide him up to a
post into the back yard an give him
sum cole vittles, but he woodnt eat a
bite.
Directly arfter dinner Mister Cruck
shin cum; he looked uglier, and slim
mer an grayer then ever. Mis- Boggs
was a settin in the parlor waitin fur
him. an every littl bit the dog in the
back yard I'D Civ vowl.
See Lear, Mis- Boggs," SEES Tommy,
a pokin his he'd in TO the dore, WHARF
Sally an her bow wus a settin, ~ef you
hurt my dorg you'll hev to gimme
anuthern." Purity soon they started,
Sally holdin on to his arm with one
han an a pullin the dog along with
tothern, an she wus talkin fit to kill
The dog woodn't walk a paig, but
every little bit she'd give him a jerk
an he'd yowl, an then stan still until
al the slack in the rope WIS gone,
then she'd jerk i'm agin; finely the dog
got mad an he made grab fur Cruck-
Sims laig, an pinched him sum. an he
jumped an hollered an grabbed the caf
o his laig. an the dog snapped at
Sally's heals, an she let go him to
climb a dry goods box, an he tucked
his tale an run fur home an Sally kim
down an thay went a limpin off aroun
the corner Rhody an me thot mebby
it had disabled him fur dancin, but it
hedn't, fur when thay kim home Sally
coodnt talk about nothin else but
Cruckshin's dancin class. Muchly
yourn, HESTER ANN SCooPER.