Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-13

but his club is relic of barbarism.
WE should be satisfied with the forms and
faces given us by the Maker. They cannot be
improved on by art, and are good enough to
wear to the grave.
THE more thickly populated State becomes
the more uncertain grows its politics.
You can buy a man, but there is no law
which compels him to keep his part of the bar
gain.
THE pinch in Wall street made the brokers
squeal. 1t is ticklish business, though.
ACCORDING to Stanley, Enin Pasha is
smaller man than the pigmies discovered by
the relief expedition.
THE preachers who would deny us innocent
amusement look solely upon the serious side of
life, If the tools the devil works with can be
placed in safe hands he is crippled and discom-
fted.
LIVES of some men oft remind us
That wealth comes to those who toll
But the gold we leave behind us
May be lost in grain or oil.
Too much liberty breeds lawhessness.
GIRLS would rather wear rings than th;m-
bles, and this is where they make mistake.
FASHION can bankrupt dress goods manu-
facturer by mere caprice.
WALL street is mercurial, but 1t is not the
nations business barometer.
THE Eleventh Census will hardly be COM
pleted before the Twelfth will be ordered.
THE saloon passenger gets just as sick as the
steerage victim aboard ship. The sea is great
leveler.
IT'S all right to picture heaven as beautiful
as possible and paint hell horrible. The effect
of the paintings on humanity cannot but be
beneficial.
The man who says II will" usually lands on
his feet az all times. @
THE law is vigorously invoked nowadays to
save the guilty from punishment.
THE tariff bill went into effect sooner than
the practical politicians expected.
TALK may be cheap. but stauley's isn't. Five
thousand dollars for one tall! is rather costly.
THE Prohbitionists should be strong in tenn
perate zones, but they are not
PROF. KOCH has put his consumption cure
within the reach of all. But some speculative
ghouls may work a corner in this country and
put up the price. Prevent this, if possible.
You see him in the cable car,
You see him in the show;
You see him at the mixed drink bar,
And everywhere you go.
HIS face is sad, his eyes are dim,
His nose is rosy red;
You cannot help but pity him
The cold is in his head.
'.Id's beastly wedder. don'd you know;
Tmb all broke ut" he'll say.
Then he will give his nose blow
And wipe a tear away.
WE are better acquainted with the business
men who advertise than we are with our next
door neighbor.
In everybody's mouth-the tongue.
IF happiness could be purchased there would
be more money IN circulation.
THE Players League seems to have struck
out 1t was dubbed to death in Pittsburg.
SOME banks have been caught in the Wall
street whirl, but they are amply secured. They
will not go to the wall
ONE New York Presbytery has voted to allow
ladies to work at prayer meeting. This prob
ably means that they will wrestle with prayer.
THE grip is closing schools in Germany. 1t is
very influential.
WE very often extend sympathy where we
should offer our pocketbook.
THE height of a lawbreaker's ambition is to
keep out Of Jail. The complexity of our legal
machinery helps him in this direction.
Wall to Wall street.
THE men or women who practices medicine
on diploma granted by mushroom medical
college are assassins and should be treated as
such.
THOSE who believe the world is sdegenerating
would change their views if they tried to pick
out from past centuries and generations any
customs or laws which could benefit the age in
which we live.
PEOPLE in prison. sleep in security at all
events.
WHEN gamblers go into bankruptcy only
those they gambled with suffer.
LIFE is full of opportunities, but great
many people stand upon etiquette and decline
to grasp them without an introduction.
THE larger we grow the smaller the world
seems.
If our workmen degenerate our products will
follow suit.
WE are as quick to revile q leader who loses
as we are to praise one who wins. The lion of
to-day may be the mouse of tomorrow.
THE good lawyer only depends on argument
when he lacks proofs. If we spent the time
wasted In argument to search for proofs con.
troversies would be less frequent.
A GREAT many Frenchmen live duel lives.
CHIcAGo's Lake Front scheme is well wa
tered.