New-York tribune., 1890-06-27
-(Chlcago He~M..

According 10 Mr.. Wilder, the Editor Of The New.
Haven Palladium ont Of the Ioj connected with
the daily press If Connecticut 81 church members,
So are chnrc chgOers or in sympathy with the Church,
while only nine are Indifferent sceptcal. No wonder
Connecticut is the land Of steady habits.
Mixed Cronology.-J -Jmmy-IIOw old are yOu, Tommyf
TOMMY dunno on the railroad I'm always under
twelve. but when dad hired our fiat, was hfteeni
PUCK.
Kings College University. Halifax. Nova Scotia, is
the Oldest Of the British Colonial Universities, and by
special Royal charter 1t has the exclusive right h con-
fer the oxford d. D. or D. c. L., together with the
scarlet hood Of oxford In IFS immediate neghborhood.
says a writer The Boston Transcript is the Acadia
Of the fair Evangeinc: the long main building faces
down beautiful sylvan eninence, with the chapel 10
It's left and the hall Of convOcaon to It's right that
association and nature add much to the pcturesquene'
Of the centennial procession and the fcsta decorations
Of the buildings. DR.. Courtney. bishop Of Nova
scotia exofco head Of the board Of governors, and
the archbishop OF Canterbury is the patron.
Came over With the Conqueror.-Mrs Michigan
Avenue of Chicagol-I would like YOU to engrave my
coat-ofa arms on the seal of this ring ,..,
Mrs. Michigan % Avenue-Ah leave the .elcctIon
entirely 70 YOU only put lot Of i2ns ircnI IN ana
"The Halifax Herald prints one Of Bill Nye'5
peculiar articles in which he treats the Prince Of Wales
with the most marked familiarity. Time was when
CanadiTn paper woud have been modified for printing
such article even in fun. But that time has passed
A Business Eyed Glrl.-Timpany 1eweller->ay Bob.
BY here and tell me, like good little BOY YOU
ever heard your sister Gwendoln say anything about
BobbyYesieray she said to mamma that i would no
be good thing for YOU If you married her a. thcn me
Wedding ring would cost yOu nothing and all her
friends would buy the presents at your store ana per
haps you might sell them Observation-Disclosures CIR
cular
Here are two or thee amusing blunders that have
inst occurred I'm examinations Boston public schools
ono little girl informed those who had read her history
paper Of the remarkable fact that In 1920 the Phi
erms came to Massachusetts, for the purpose OF hghnS
the battle Of Bunker iill.' Another said In 1857
William Penn explored Pennsylvania with crew OK
Outcrs' In another paper, a small boy, VINO had
evidently heard that the English people were fond OF
meats said that Of all the countries ne had ra'her
Wait ENGLAND because he would like TO see the Thames
River and the Beef Eaters.
Decreased Opportunities. There goes a man VINO
has inst retired after thirty years on the bench!'
iou don't say 50 .imassed considerable for
''.i dnnn6 There's not so much profit in shoe
making as there used 20 be- e"-(Amerlcan Grocer.
The teacher Of the B grade in suburban school.
saws The Cincinnati Times star had very oHsHl
class of pupils. Among these, one boy, Harry h--'
WINS unusually quick and delighted in putting ques'
tious at the teacher 10 test her on explaining nne
points. on one occasion the teacher had, with mnch
,rr,mcnt and rhetoric been intoxicating the fact tnat
the nonn arny,7 for grammatical purposes, was heu
ter gender The puzzled expression OF the class vas
slowly drifting away like morning Fog but IL sun
hing over Harry face. Suddenly the ruling passion
s.y IN, opportunity. and quick a fash came the
ouestion Miss r, what gender IS the Salvauon
Army ~ The teacher gave IL up, and that was the
happest b grade for the next two minutes you ever
saw.
They'll Do IL Every Time" BY the way spoke
nm one of the group. what tine IS II y .
Evnry man looked at his watch, answered yen
minnie, past A. and replaced his umepece IN MS
pocket. -, 49,, ,,os.ioror q, fov seconds
,,,er but didn't understand distinctly. "iAt
"" r", man in the crowd took lis watch ont again.
onsucd il as before gave the sane answer ana tno
designing wretch had won bet " u so'-lIH'as'
Trihuuc,