The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1890-02-27
An Immense Hit in Private Theatricais


"Do you know that among the few
accomplishments which possess / re-
ally believe that have great talent
for historonic abilities"
Thus spoke the Woodward Avenue
Girl to her best chum as the two girls
sat on the bed in the formers boudoir
They had just returned from the
theater, and it was after period of
deep thought that the Woodward Ave
nue. Girl made the above remark.
"But what character do you think
you would best simulate ?" asked her
best cham.
know that think I would look char
ming in Fra Diavolo.' Now, in that
scene where she goes to bed is one in
which my latent talent would appear
to the best advantage. There is some
thing delightful in the short skirts,
ETC., and then have been told that l
look very fascinating when am
asleep"
well, let us go to sleep now, and
tomorrow I tell you of an idea that |
am sure will please you, provided you
do not snore and dig your arms into me. ;"
The next day her best chum confded
to her that she had heard several
young men say that she would look
immense in private theatricals, and
that if she gave party she would as
sist her to the utmost of her ability.
The Woodward Avenue Girl fairly
dubbed over with JOY at the prospect.
Here was an opportunity to show that
all the histrionic talent was not owned
by Mary Anderson, Lillian Russell or
Lolita. She would show her friends
that Detroit possessed an artist of ex-
traordinary merit.
She adhered to her desire to play the
part of the young girl in Ezra Diavolo, :
and issued large number of invita-
tions. E
The result was that the paternal
mansion was filled to overlooking OK
the evening of the entertainment.
Never did the w. A. Girl look prettt..
er than when she sang her pretty du"t
with Fra Diavolo.
But there was a denouement which
the poor girl never dreamed was about
to occur.
In her hurry to dress she had omit
ted to don her petticoat. It was van
ity which caused her to make the fatal
error. She was SO proud of the petit
coat that she could do scarcely a.sT-
thing but look at it.
The consequence was that she omit
ted to put it on when at last she heard
her best chum calling to her to hasten.
ALI went we'll for time. At last the
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where the girl disrobes partially and
goes to bed.
BY the time that scene had arrived
the w. A Girl was worked upto high
pitch of histrionic excitement, and she
had determined that in this scene wa4
she to concentrate all her powers
With great dizziness did she slip of.
her dress.
Heavens Her best chum fell off
her chair onto the floor, and hoped she
might die.
And SO did the w. A. Girl. There
she stood dressed in a pair of white
boomers, and her lover looking on
with an expression of counterace rarely
seen on Fra Diavolo.
For moment she was paralyZed.
The next instant she had grabbed her
dress, but in her haste she stumbled
and fell over her best chum; the audi
ence was delighted and the gas was
raised.
Her father carried her to her room
and there on the bed lay the delinquent
petticoat.
The audience dispersed after saying
what q dn1i0htfu1 evening thew had
spent, but never will the w. A. Girl
brag of her histrionic talent, and her
best chum understands. that she is to les
the first to breach the subiect.-De-
troit Herald.