The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-01-23
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"A yuuns n.s whose sri yesi tsei
90 hsm .ys be suffers isa= heart TALL
IRE
The most direct msihoa 81 deisrmiE
ins boras power -Tieils bis Lisdless viii
Lsasf
-Wh@.. stocking are you nendins
lots, ssiej 0sszsm q bic vile. lis ncps
II yosr dsfn bssibess. che replied sweets
y.
Orderly sefsessi 10 Teersii by Jare.
yea hep year Mouth AZ siis epca as II
yoa we're Colsnbas tho Gre, ,ias be saw
Ne~ Yok
II ,esss slh 10 ciisios sn badly
bsfsed shlle popping corn This should
teach girls 10 lei ,bs young men Do sll The
''Poppios.
VIII yen ihi1k q me after an
sonsf etc sstta, VIII you love me a.
mash ihen - you DO nasi More. be said
abssni mindedly
Hotel Porter 90 geuilcmss 10 the
vashroonl "a 70 sFuesi ob de hotel. siri
Gsntieinsn (psyiag hse dollars day. -
Gassii 81. l'n victim.
~ see your new iwonsers bag at the
lDee. slweady. Cholly. Ya'as. IL all hap.
pesei lss, night. and bah Jove. Fsed, she
woalJnt hsse me after all
--Brlion No. air. the sun never sets on
Tbs British Empire. Yank-And Her Roy.
al Highuess seems determined iba. the son
shall never set 90 the British throne
"A little glrl was telling how her grand
ma died aud sent 10 heaven. and another
little tot proudly said That be untiin.
Ny .grsadma has gone TO Dorsey City.
Ia case Of 40 accident. Doctor "a
broken lea. Tor instance what is best 10
bs done while waiting for tho Physician
Doctor: ! think tho best thing TO be done
Is 10 get bis money ready for him.
The following advertisement lately
appeared 10 an Irish daily: Wanted, 3
sentiemaa to undertake the sale OF q
Patent Medicine. The advertiser gusrsn
tees 1t will be profitable TO the undertak
~.
She (in grand stand y What tickles
the erovdf ! don't see any thing to laugh
Mt He-Don't you zee - sl hal-that The
umpife-hol hol has Just bad oil bis front
teeth -hawl haw knocked on, by o.
pitched balll
-Mamma-Well, Willie, what good re-
solve are gou going TO make for the new
ycar1 Wlllie-I won't fight with Johnny
suy more. Mamma i m veg glad my
little son sees how wrong aud sinful it Is
TO fight. Willie Yes m. He always ticks
me.
so you maintain. professor. that cbil
dren should never be slapped or whipped ?
! do maintain it. The parent who whips
his child Is criminal. Happily, my
children are all quiet aud obedient. II
had son like Sniderly' s boy I'd break his
back.
This is negro brothers explanation
OF race colors: Nosh's sons war all bawn
white, but when Ham saw his father lynn
drunk be was so morty he'd that he turned |
black Shem didn't feel so bad an only |
turned haller, and Japbet had n no shame
Of all.
Beg pardon. mum, bat you dropped
your veil 10 the the lit, said the bell-boy |
TO the departing guest, narrowly watching
the effect Of bis words. James. said the
pleased New York lady to her husband,
give the boy two shilings He takes US for
English people.
Young Miss Wilgus Where are you
going, paps' Rev. Mr. Wilgus-To the
temperance meeting We intend to insu
gurate a movement TO save the young men
Of the county Young Miss Wilgus
Try aud save real nlee one for me. will
you, papa, dearS
Anxious Wife = Doctor how is my hus-
bsndl Doctor He will come round oil
right. Whs. be needs now is quiet |
have here a couple OF opisies. When
shall give them TO him? Give them TO
himf They are for you. madam. Your
husband needs rest.
Mrs Watts Mr.. Watts and make it
\ rule never TO quarrel before the children.
II We have any argument with each other
We always send them out OF the room. I
Mrs Po,ts-I have often wondered why
your children we're out on the street go
much more than other peoples:
Sunday school teacher Who was II
That went down TO jericho and fell among
lbievesi Smart pupii-You cant play IT,
teacher. iou want me TO say don't know
md ,heo ask you, aud then you're going
10 spring MeGiniy on to me. You can
play no McGnty drives 40 me.
Mistress Are these the apples sent
Iou 70 eei' Bridge, are the same
Mistress Why have yon bitten them all.
Bridget -Sarc, mum, ye toad me to git
lothin' bat good ain apples, and tasted
very van Nv them; and what wid the Crane
vans aud the sormy wans. I'm like TO
lie.
In philadelphia recently slarge party
rAs talking sbout the various methods OF
celebrating the passing OF the old
ear aud the coming OF the new. Did You
Yer dance the old year out aud the new
ear in' was asked Of lady Of uncertain
sc. Yes. indeed, hundreds Of times. was
be reply.
Mira Kiiney sopod Ito her uumsr.
led broiher.in.ls~) -Bls,chley, woald
on very much mind taking the baby out
B bis carriage, while the nurse goes for