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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Wanted the Opposite.

He looked like an old soaker who
wanted to get rid of big head, and
after gazing at the soda fountain for a
minute or two he said:
II see sou have Congress water"
"YeS?"
SIS it good?"
"Highly recommended, SIR"
manned after congress, l SUPPOSED"
"Yes, Sir"
Congressman all drink it, don't
they?"
"Yes, sir"
"Well, then, give me something else.
They probably drink it to get drunk on,
while | want something to sober off
with. Guess l'll try some Vichy.
Don't know him, I'll take the chances
of his being sober man." -Baltimore
Telegram.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Train Saved by a Dream.

louisville Courier-Journal.
j. j. Tilford, an employe of the Louis
vile, st. Louis & Texas railroad at
Hawesville, dreamed Friday night that
the west end of the switch at that place
had been left open for the side track
and that the fast freight train was
nearly due. At this. point he woke up,
and was so impressed by his dream that
he get up and went to investigate. To
his surprise he found the switch set for
the side track. lie set it right, thus
saving many lives. There were sixty
men sleeping in the cars that were then
on the side tracks. ii also saved the
company thousands of dollars worth of
nr0nnrtV
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Services for Mutes.

The Tousley Deaf Mute society held
a meeting at 70 East Seventh street yes
terday at 1890 a. M. The meeting was
conducted by Prof. j. l.. Noyes. super
intendent of the School for the Deaf at
ten sa eommandments, l given n0 by Fred
Brant. The Lords prayer in signs by
the mutes. The scripture lesson from
Luke xiv. 1925, and the address was
given by Prot. Noyes. A prayer with
doxology, given in signs by the mutes,
closed the meeting. A number of visit
ors from Minneapolis and Saltwater
were present and the attendance was
large
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
NO sAMpLING CANDY THERE.
One Reason Why an American
Lady Dose Not Want Canada An

INV A%NNA'OAA I'D
Lady Dose Not Want Canada An
neXed.
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph
Say an American lady: 'While in
Canada recently went to candy store
to make a purchase, and as l had al
ways done at home, sampled some of
the varieties piled on the counter. And
what do you think l found? Cayenne
pepper! At first l supposed it was some
candy made for April FOOLS day. but
when l sampled two other piles which
looked tempting and from which, had
they pleased me. | should have purchas-
ed, | found that cayenne pepper was
In each piece. In order to stop custo-
mers eating candy they don't pay for,
said my companion.
Il tell you was mad, and when |
thought of the way in this county,
where one is asked to sample everything
unknown before buying. | told the
clerk | didn't want the caramels. l
understand some one is trying to annex
Canada to the United States. Well, my
uncle is United States senator. and
lsshall tell him that unless he prevents
such thing go to Europe and marry a
French prince. understand that they
are cheap now"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
NOVELTIES IN JEWELRY.
The Designs Have Been Followin
the Flowers in Their Seasons.

New York Sun.
The fashion of employing the flowers
OF the season in the decoration of bon
nets, or the construction of the corsage
bouquet, has spread to the wearing of
their fac SMILES in jewels as well. With
the early spring days came the violets
in enamel. with crystallized dew drops
of sparkling diamonds on their petals.
A little later the jonquils were repro
duced in diamonds, with just row of
emeralds carrying out their red marking
in the center. Then the pearl lilies of
the valley, dropping from diamond
sprays. and now the roses, with
crumpled curling petals in tinted en-
amel, and the flashing diamond orchids
set on slender. swaying golden stems.
Very quaint and cunningly devised is
The kitten brooch, with two mischievous
bits of flashing diamonds, with emerald
eyes alert and rampant, waiting to
pounce on the pearl ball between them,
just lightly set OH bar of gold, OIL
which they also poise themselves.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14

must be at least a hundred thousand
years old, and are probably twice that
age. The original work is in Senzar. a
sacerdotal language said to be the mother
of ancient Sanscrit, and is called 1.-The
Book of the Golden Precepts." 1t is en-
graved on thin oblong squares of kind
OF indestructible parchment, which, it
is claimed, are still in existence.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
A WOMAN DID 1T.

Miss Lydia Booth Had Money In
tended for a Hospital Used to
Found Vassar College.
Harper's Bazaar.
Vassar college owes its existence to a
woman, Miss Lydia Booth, cousin of
the founder, Matthew Vassar. Mr.. Vas
sar was planning hospital on the plan
of Guys hospital, in London, as his be-
quest to the community, when his kins-
woman suggested the founding of col
lege for women, which should be to
them what Yale and Harvard were to
men. Immediately application was
made for charter, and in 1861 there
came into being Vassar college, which
OH each 18th of June celebrates Found
er'S DaY,"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Poor One Minute, Rich the Next

One minute with poverty staring him
in the face; the next a rich man for life.
That was the actual experience. of S. P.
Armstrong, who died the other day of
heart disease at Butler. Pa. He had in
vested all his funds in sinking well in
the Thorn creek oil region Of Pennsyl-
vonia. 1t was thought to be dry. and
as a sort of farewell protest against his
i'll luck the explorer fired a torpedo in
its depths. Immediately after the ex-
plosion the well began to flow at ire
meudous rate, volume OF oil being
lifted into the air to height of at least
100 feet. Not having expected a big
well, no connection had been made to
the tanks, and the oil flowed on the
ground, completely deluging the entire
neighborhood. After several hours the
oil was turned into tanks, with great
personal risk to the workmen, and the
first days production was 10000 barrels,
the largest well ever opened in the oil
country. 1t was mine of wealth to
Mr.. Armstrong, and developed a large
scope of rich territory.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Entitled to the Best

f, All are entitled to the best that their
mol,ey will buy. SO every family should
have at once bottle of the best family
remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the
system when cOstive or bilious. For
sale in SOC and s. bottles by all leading
druggists.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
DR.. TELLER,
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PAL is in the head and bones. and all dis.
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from the result of youthful indiscretiop OF
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DRY, etc., are thoroughly and permanently
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DR.. Feller, who has had many years OF ex
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pne of the leading medical colleges OF the
country He has never failed in curing and
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correspondence sacredly confidential Call
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
A HUSTLER AT EIGHTY.
The Remarkable Performances of
Good Old Lady of Maine.

A remarkable woman is Mrs. Mary
Wing, wife of Thomas Wing. of Fay
cite, Me. She is eighty years of age,
and during the past year has done the
cooking, washing. ironing, sewing, knit
ting, etc., for family of four. Last
fall she cleaned her house throughout,
and, in addition to all her other work,
has made since last October 800 pounds
of butter. She is able to ride out ten Or
twelve miles in day, appears as joviaI
and happy as any young person, and is
i'll the best OF health.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Where the Jokes Go To.

Washington Post.
''It's queer" said the man who con-
tributes humorous paragraphs. to the
editor, "where jokes come from"
"Yes," replied the blue pencil man,
with significant glance at the waste
basket, ''but it's easy enough to tell
where they go to-"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
circumstances Alter Cases.

Judy.
Little Johnny Fizzletop has the habit
of waking continually in the middle of
the night and demanding something to
eat. At last his mother said to him:
Look here, Johnny, l never want
you to eat anything in the night"
"Well, don't think I'd care much to
eat anything either in the night if l
kept all my teeth in mug of water'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Editor Cowles' Eccentric He airing.

St. Louis Republic.
Editor CoWleS. late of the Cleveland
Leader, was the victim of a singular in
trinity of hearing. it partook some
what of the nature of color blindness, as
that affects the eye, he being unable to
hear certain sounds at all. For exam
pie, he never heard the song of bird
in his life. A whole roomfHl of cana
ries might be in full song, and yet he
could not hear note, but the rustic of
each tiny wing would be plainly audi
BILE. such sounds being distinctly ma
terialiZed on the tympanum of his ear.
He could hear all the vowels, but there
were many consonants which he never
heard. He could hear man whisper.
but could not hear him whistle. The
upper notes OF piano or other musical
instrument were as. nothing to him, but
the lower notes could be heard without
difficulty. The writer learned these
curious facts while working for the
Leader company in 1885, but has not
seen them mentioned in recent ae-
counts of his death.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Voice of the Silence.

Bertram Keightley, who is quite
widely known as the private secretary
to Nine. H. P. BlavatsKy, is authority
for the statement that the manuscripts
from which she translated her renarka-
bic book, "'rhe Voice of the Silence
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Rev. Sam Smith Coming.

Rev. DR.. and Mrs. s. 9. Smith, who
have been spending two months in
Germany, recently attended "Thc Pas
sion Play in ODER Ammergau. They
will sail for New York on the steamer
Lain July 1G, and will be in St. Paul
about Aug l.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Two People to Beware OF.

Beware of the man who tells you of
his wife's faults. Beware of the woman
who announces to you that life is with
out flavor, and that if she had only met
you before she did John. weli-then, of
course, it would have been diffe rent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
ANDREW
{{)(2jF|II()(j;E||
GROCERY co.
Gentle Reader,

Dnu you ever stop to consider what an
important thing is the quality of that
which you eat? Well, take day off,
and do SO! Reflect upon the time,
painfully recent, perhaps, when you
disregarded the best interests of your
gastric economy and laid in supply
of groceries that Gid not bear the guar
antee of reputable grocer. Always
remember that a reliable dealer will
charge you just what thing is worth,
and no more. And. once in while, he
will give you chance to share 'ssnap"
with him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
Butter !! Butter! Butter !!

Try dollars worth of our Best Man.
dheling Java and Mocha COTE for this hot
weather. Our teas are the finest, and sold
for the least money
Nor charge for packing or carriage to depot.
We are always the reliable
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-14
These Prices Can't Be Beat !!

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ASSESSMENT NOTICE.

TNYO CANAL COMRANY.-Lo-
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ness, Carson City, Nevada. Location of
works, Owens Valley. Inyo county,
California.
Notice is hereby given that
at q meeting of the Board of Directors
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T.R. HoFER,
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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-10-19
Crotchets and Quavers.

THE Oakland Ideal Orchestra was entertained
by the Misses Baird. of Craig street, last even
ing.
THE Gernert Orchestra, with Mrs. J. Sharp
Mcdonald and Mr.. Charles F. Cooper as SOLO
lists, will give the first of promising series of
concerts at the Linden Club, East End, TO-
morrow evening,
MIR JOHN A. BELL. the capable organist of
the First Presbyterian Church, is quite i'll. His
many friends will be grieved to learn that
typhoid fever is threatened. Mr.. Leonard
Wales will officiate to-day at the old church.
REGINALD DE LovEN's new comic opera
robin Hood,'' was warmly received on its
recent production by the Bostonions at the
Boston Music Hall. Score one for the Ameri-
can composer, poor FELLOW.
LEcoco's new operetta, ''E EgyptIenne," is
announced for production in Paris. Two
score operas thus announced in Paris last
season. and not given. Mayhap this one score
of Lecocq's will fare better.
THERE is nouikelihood of Americas hearing
Rubinstein again, in spite of the talk about a
proposed tour at fabulous prices. Recent ad-
vices from the best-informed sources confirm
the opinion already EXPRESSED in these COL
nmns, that Rubinstein will never play in pub
lie again.
MISS AGNES HUNTINGTON and her new
opera-"Paul JONES'" by Planquette-got some
adverse comment from the critics after the
| initial performance in New York week or so
ago. but the dear public quite Endorsed the
verdict of London, where that extraordinarr
run was had. PIItsburg will have chance l.
| judge for herself in January.
THE funniest thing about Tolstoi's "Kreul
ger Sonata" is his choice of composition
from which to draw his title and his illustra-
| tion of musical sensuousness. However, this
ridiculous blunder is responsible for the only
good the book has accomplished. 1t has largely
increased the sale, they say, of one of the
purest and most elevating compositions ex-
tant.
THE first Philharmonic concert of the season
in Berlin was set for last Monday. Won Buelow
conducts the whole SERIES Teresa Carreno,
Lilli Lehman, Eugene D'Albert Stavenhagen
and Paderewski are among the soloists listed.
Among the novelties promised are Dyorak's
symphonic poem, "Tod und Nerklaerung,"
Kahn's new serenade and rhapsodie by
Svendsen.
MR.W. T. BEST, of Liverpool, who is perhaps
the greatest English organist of the day, was
f1ttingly chosen to inaugurate the immense
organ in the Town Hall at Sydney, N. S. w.
He has written to MIR. Clarence Eddy, saying
he would sail from Australia for San Francisco
October ], and that he hopes to be able to try
some American organs on his way back to En-
gland. 1t would be fine scheme to get such a
man as Mr.. Best for recital IN Carnegie Hall
some day soon.
NINE. TERESA CARRENo. the Venezuelan
pianist, well remembered in Pittsburg, is en-.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-10-19
Do You Know the Reason

Why "The Rustic" has become so popular
with the best class of business men? 1t is
because nothing but the best and purest food
is served. and everything is kept sweet and
clean. Everyone is pleased with the novel
and convenient arrangement of our place.
The visitor does not have to wait moment
but helps himself at once and lunches at his
leisure. We invite you to call. We serve
delicious hot coffee, Sewickley Dairy milk,
pies, sandwiches, etc. The RUSTIC,
50 Diamond st. (back of J. r. Weldin &
Coz
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-10-19
'HoRsFoRD,s ACID PHOSPHATE,
For Indigestion,
Dyspepsia and diseases incident thereto.
New Dress Trimmings for Monday.

The yery latest novelties in jewels, tor.
quoise, fancy applilues, feather bands and
edges, Chenille fringes, etc. most COM
plete notion department also. See our
prices. A. G. CAMPBELL & SONS,
q Fifth ave.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-10-19

A FINE selection of the celebrated Henry
+. Miller pianos can be seen at w. C.
Whitehlll's music parlor, 152 Third avenue,
Plttsburg.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-10-19

IF you are going to leave the city have
your furniture packed by Haugh & Keenan,.
Su