The San Saba news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1873-1966, 1890-07-25
PITH AND POINT.
Sir Isaac Newton made money by an
apple fall. Some women make money
by an apple stand.

by an apple stand.
Cheek always wins its way
Where seraPhs might despair
And that's the reason why
The book agent ''gets there
Time Will tell, but the ordinary man
with an important secret won't give time
a chance.-Ne7o York Neies.
There's something in the accents Of "a voice
That wakes our natures from their quiet
rest,
And know and feel to get right up is best.
Fond Parent-''Look here! thought
you the windmill, now what do you
want2" Little Willie-''Bool hoo
Of want the wind "-Nuasey's Week
snooper-''AIrs. Griggs must be avery
laxative lady" Simeral-''Have you
ever heard her talkln Snooper-''No;
but I infer so from the fact that she hasa
double chin. n-Jadge.
" I wish had an idea quoth he.
What kind of a one would you hke| said
"welI, to tell truth'-and he drew quite
~ long ayl for just one, and that's your eye,
-lfuassst, sekIy.
Father-"James, d know disap-
prove very mglG5,f your fighting, but
cannot hell feeling proud OF you LOT
WHIPPING h big boy as that MnA'
did you W him forl' Son 0ndlg
nantiy)-'iy, he said looked iiA9
you"
"saleml SAM called out the con-
ductor as trairolled into the station
the other day. "What" said a lady.
turning to the JIge, '.is this the plaeeS,
where they hung itchesl" ''Yes, yes
replied the Judgexith twinkle IN his
eye; "but be caA, madam, they don
do it now. "-SaleMW Witch
Mutton, as an article of food, Is whole
some and nutritious and may be eaten
with impunity with qper sauce. In ie-
male seminaries, when theERale sis@ens
is an unknown quartfy, sis.e - q
mutton only should e use
should be observed tbst sase
YorE Ns,,,ilge in too f2FTla e
Humiliating an Uhw.s5ed princeIfIig.
The Empress Victor -if, - ~ late
Emperor Frederick of d W" any, has nj
WAYS been a careful and keen eyed dis
cipliuarian in domestic life She notices
the slightest variation in the dress of a
housmaid as quickly as she used to detect
fault in her children, and Furnishes one
as inexorably as the other Prince Henry,
the brother of the present Emperor, had,
when small boy, the greatest objection
to his daily bath, and the nursery became
every morning the scene of a vigorous
and fearful struggle, on his part, against
clubbing" His mother tried in vain to
persuade him that baths were inevitable,
and that he must submit to them: but
she finally gave the nurse orders, one
morning, to let him have his own way.
Prince Henry, confident that he had
gained a remarkable victory, was ex-
ultant, and when he set out for his morn
ing walk, took no pains to conceal his
triumph. He INDUCED in sundry taunt-
ing remarks to his attendants; but, on
returning home, he was surprised to no
tice that the sentinel at the gate did not
present arms as he passed. On reaching
the palace, he found a second sentinel
equally remiss, and knowing as well as any
of his punctilious military race what was
due to his rank, the little fellow walked
up to the man and asked, severely: "Do
you know who l am7" eyes, Hoheit, "
said the sentinel, standing motionless.
''Who am II" .'Prinz Heinrich" 'sWhy
don't you salute, thenl" because we
do not present arms to an unwashed
Prince, replied the sentinel, who had re-
ceived his orders from the Princes
mother. The little fellow said not a
word, but walked on, bravely winking
back the two big tears which filled his
eyes. Next morning, however, he took
his bath with perfect docility, and was
never known to complain of it again
Arg0ndut.