New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-20
CHANCES HERE AND THERE.

hot to look But how else do you account Tor inc
patent double back acting schoolhstory that does It's
unevcl worst to teach the young southern chlld
to rorfy rebellion and hate and despise his country
men poor business, my masters
This sort Of thing is worthy rather OF what
Frederick Greenwood in the days when he edited
The Pail Mall Gazette" GA newspaper written
by gentlemen tor gentlemenD used to call the iaoS
like nations than of the stout, manly STOCK from
which we Americans spring take Us north or south
of whatever imaginary line you Will. Rather reminds
one Of the Government placards one saw IN Paris
not very long after the ruins had left OIL smoking
and the fiery Communards had been overthrown, anu
some 10000 Of them killed or exlled by inc con
scryttive republic without republicans OF Thier'
and presently OF the Marshal President Machaioh'
The posters proclaimed great patriotic loan to pay
iJr rebuilding palaces ana monuments; xn5
Prlssans observe not even Germans; TO the
IIcnch they all PrussianS, every man OF
course YOU know who really burned those building
Every man jacques Of them was FreGGhman. Ge.
three short years later French history uarcd
| not say so. Iysteria this. not history
"You all never hoped us evy time we fit we
done hoped you all SO the MYSTERY as It's
symptoms recorded themselves the counter Of
the Calf House at Louisville not so many moons
ago. How the trouble ended!' says the long
Indiana man. I'VE all fa'ly wo' ont ahooRln' you
all replies the impcrturbable county Bourbon.
Want II rather a ply then asks Indiana 70 50
into thing that had 10 smash up hathaway after
four years VI victory and victory =
The history Of the war has yet to be written
cries another class of mislcadcrs and mlsled. Yes
for the SOFT Of history you are 80 anXously wait
INK for must represent Grant surrenderine TO
Lee Mt Appomat'oX Great facts are not changed by
rcarranIns words
OF course it had TO be. Whenever the mercury
mounts into the idotic eighties or the insane nine
ties, some sweet sillywll!am or other goes ana
prints once again The ancient eibe about the Rich
Mans Board and Clothes. Aston. IT, this last
| -unburst, or Vanderbilt Kothschlld. maybe; any
Rotlschlld. all She Rotlschds. Perhaps Croesus
yet every fool knows. and most wise men, that
there are vast and uncomfortable differences in these
little matters Of board, Judgment and Clothes lhere
| /, the purple. mind you. well as tue me hheh,
And soh,r Thing, are better than 0thcrswashing tor
iu- lance And though money can't buy you every
thing there j, thing IL can buy you that nothns
| else can: rest ard change when You are wearied
and worn.
nrt one thing, at least, no money buy
wedding or a tomb in Westminster Abbey FOR uia'
you must cave your name in the Heart OF Airca-or
something.
As soon as the thermometer went to % d grces'
humidity TO thousand and the breeze t. the realms
OF the forgotten. every AutNiTlSector smote WIN
mighty clangOr upon the best summer tarSe ct tho
nearest Vivisecor. and % the great yearly ua'uo
began. "lou do; 81 do not, you did, 81 ia
/ NOT"
/ TIM, in coutcmpiatye fashion shall ther' men
and clc women Of oppositlon- If science falsely OF
truly socald beguic The parh"l'd hour tl Oc'oneF
] Comcth bearing news and surccl,e. Play on
Another ineuiable summer comphnt IS Of ply scian'
pro,cr.ptioa. Latin or English. say yod' Isl 'F
aIcvor w,ek, 10 say it in. II English Is dangerous
vhv is French ,afci Put that in your hopper -
the honest Jersey miller used t. say In the moral play
one Jaw for twelve and half cents Of an afternoon az
/ Mr.. Ea.num', great show. whcr, The ilcrad' no%
/ L.cp~ hDu-'. The "Uucp eud COW" - IncIV, , '"'
80 br,, me II wasn't a tJeltrc, you know, 0nly
! museum, accent on nT't y iIaoie
spaln. Of sir Charles Wilson's Life Of Give what
will Won bet would have happened II King George ana
~. Minister, could have made mp their minds u SINK
/ d tty lcal0u-.c- AID send he cohqueror q IhuA .
/ America when the troubles began, say IN 1913 o.
1874. instead Of small and narrow servants Of the
/ pala.c, lhc Gage and Carleton For Robert 'INe
/ Wa, man. mind YOU, statesman aN well a.
/ S.. ,Ii.r "Sei" said an American statesman recently
! when th, problem set going, Ju,t 10 pass tlc
/ limo cu,~, you md Il would have been eoVcrhlaI
tnr world from Westminster Palace and sahNOrry ana
Valncll and the rest Of EN- q nave 10 o'-dSIo" "
! TAX down TIE shutters a all
Tho sparrow craze. too; here It comes Listen once.
Thirty years ago somebody imported 'N pairs oil EnH
ush sparrows and housed them IN Union square Gun
ulurly thinking they would, 1t Is writion cirScit
and nultpllcamrate to the terror and extinction os
| H., hateful inch worm that was won't IN the other
,,e silent hours t. descend from every tree In AL
| TN, town on the best new mu,tpho Of the spoony
Young man a, he took the summer evening air win
ne adorI Of ms ~a!@caI io" ,I t 6p [' pay Tine
National debt if spa. row were doaI> NQw ,, then
mutplcr. mulupicand product ana all
Tho New 2calandcrs went mad over rabbits IN the
same way Not our rabbit. which is really hare.
but The very English bunny you see in a cage In
market or at fanclcrs.' ONhy hncicrD Now
New Zealand is struggling with rabbit raised 10 the
nth power iuiiuty. In short, all the rabbits. The
land f. uudcrTun with them even As our western
prares with "pairlcdog towns or the hillsfdes and
valleys Of California with the festive gopher
The pcnnsylvanla Railway Company is said to keep
a man busy in naming and remaining stations. Good
names mostly original we'll conservative. Pen
Mar one Of the best rink Of better If you c19
describe Pcnn+yivana and Maryland borders Of.
OF what use is water to man another man
use, IT. Ninety something gallons a day each New
Yorker /, 10 have if his numbers don't Increase too
FIST But what II his neighbours steam engine and
horses use the ninety gallons, leaving him only tAe
somctlngl The truth IS 10 find out the domestic
supply the most important IL all, You must first Of
all know aud deduct the quantity consumed for
mechanical and all other purposes. one steam
engine uses moro than ten clean families
one livery stable more than ten steam engines
Yes ana slOp, more than II uses. Nowhere III the
world does IL take much water Ia wash one car
rIascwhceL.
last after the war ended the Navy Department
cavo Ericsson Ait,cninch she'll found among the
r,ns of sumter 1t had been fired from one Of the
uonitors, and somehow the fuse had failed TO ~
of Ericsson sent ii to the King df Sweden. and
the good Oscar placed it in the great museum at
stoc{hom with a simple aud touching INSCRIPTION
IN honor OF one the most honorcd of Swcdes. It's
there now.
business chances bargains of various sorts and
wants Of all kinds are mentioned in the many columns
If short advertisements the fifth page of The
Tribune this morning
Az ENCOUNTER WIN Az ALLIGATOR
From The st. Louis Globe Democrat.
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