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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16
0Bie man iparm ipirb.

gS burfte ni1t aasemein befannt
fein, baB, ipenn man in Der rauberen
SabresSsit Elm @efibI itarfer &d!te
fpiirt, man bur6 elm einfadeS Wiittel
baS @esentbetI berborrufen fam, unb
stpur burd SdIIuns Der 9unsen bis gum
Meuberiten mittelIt ginutbmunS Der
foIten 9uft. Man itelIt iid in'S 5reie,
bdIt bic S6uItsrn mad riifpdrts 8e3o'
gen, ben 8opf uufredt. Sierauf ftiat
man bic 9unssn, inbem man bic Suft
IansIum unb tief ein3iebt-ieIbitpers
ItdnbIid nur bur6 bic 9tale. Sinh
bic 9unsen auf bieie 8eiIe gebDris Ses
fdat, bann bdIt man ettpa sebn Sefun'
ben lang ben gltbem an unb ItDbt ibn
bierauf raid aus. Dies Experiment
tpRberboIt man oeridiebene Dtale uno
man piro 1ebr baIo Elm tpObItbuenCe8
@efiibI Der g8drme Ourd ben aansen
8brper fpiiren. @s 1T iiberbaupt ratbs
fam, ieoerSeit cine ioI4e 2unSenspms
naitif tdsIi9 mebrmaIS su treiben.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16
Gin merfpnrsiasr alpfelbaum

itebt i'm Scfe be8 Srn. 0eIos Sot9fiB
in @beibire i'm Staate Connecticut. Gr
bat na6weislid ba8 fir einen &pfels
baum fait unerbDrte Ilter BON lao
ssabren erreidt, ia eS lit mDSIi9 unO
ioaar fpabrIbeinIi6, bab er nod Is bis
20 Sabre alter 1T. 9ubei 1T Der Baum
iebt nod anI6einenb boltdnoiS geiunb.
Der Stamm 1T foit runb, NIT 9latter
91inbe bebedt unb tbeilt ii9 unsefdbr
in MannesbDbe in a9t iturte Iete.
Seit Der Baum 70 alt 1T, traSen ieoo9
fat ME ale bieie Ieite suSlei4. 8es
pbbnIi6 Iin6 in einem Sabre fiinf, i'm
ndbIten baun bic anberen orei NIT Ieps
peIn bebansen. Serr SOtdtib bat trOb'
benz in einem Sabre i4on 50 8uideI
glepfeI bon benz Baum eeerntet, unb
iein 8orsdnser fdpn einmal ITO. Der
Stamm beS 8aumeS mibt einen SuB
iiber bem 8Ooen 13 SUB 8 3oa I'm
rlmfane, feline Sbbe lit 60 SUB. Der
bidIte 9lIt bat einen pmfans bon 6 SUB
8 Boil, uno bic 8rone 1T 10 brett, baB
Der duBerite 9lpfel un8efGbr 80 Sui
bonn Stamme fdat.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16
@tnas sum Vfeidliperpen.

gba ba fommt etipas, bus tpia i'd
nidt iiberIdIasen:
1. Seit 1T @eIb. Da itutt bic ee.
neiste 2eierin unb Iudt. 9lber es If
iebr tpabr serebet. Die redte 9lnpen'
buns Der 8eit 1T Der @es gum Reid.
iperben. g8er 1ib auf bic Ofenbanf
Ieet, penn anbere arbeiten, berbient
ni6ts iper am Mpreen Bis Iieben llbr
f6Idft, bat f6on brei frii9e Stunben
berIoren, bic er nirsenS ipieber finben
fam. g9as er ba berIiert, 1T baarer
8erIuIf, benn Der 8erbienit 1T fort.
Morsenftunbe bat @OIb i'm Wtunbe
giidt tpabr9 @s lit ridtis. @eIO 1T
Belt, unb umsetebrt: 3eit 1T @eIb.
2. &auf, fpenn BUS brau6it. Ber
ii6 obne 9otb 8orratb anidafft, 1T Elm
Starr, benn bas lit elm tobtes &apitaI,
tpeI6eS feline 3inien trdst. 8ieIes
tpirb i6ledt i'm 2ieeen. SD fannie els
nen 9fiffifus. Der iaste: 8orratb 1T
gut, unb faufte ii6 einen eansen Sad
SaIs; aber ct iab's su ipdt Elm, OaB
er babel ayerIuit bate, neil bic 9uft
bas' SaIs peraebrt.
3. 9erfauf', .tpenn man bir's abfaus
fen ipia. 9as Spefuliren 1T fir ben
9anomann elm sefabrIid Ding. 9ie
8uuFeute ipefuIiren aud. Sait Ou
beine SSru6t berfauft, 10 fliest iie Dir
ni9t fort. SIT Der PreiS gut, bann
fort bamit. Sn einiSen @eeeuben fas
gen iie: 8eHer berfnuft nit &eue, ais
bebaIten nit 8eue. Sarum, ben glus
SenbIid benubt.
4. Sdeue mebr bic fIeinen guSSas
ben, tpeI6e ale Sage tommen, ais bic
eroben, feItenen. Die tIeinen 9lussas
ben iinb tpie eine Iansiame IusSebrun9.
SoI6e Sinse tperben Ieidt aur @es
tpobnbeit uno fiibren gum 2ei6tiinn.
Ner ben 9fennis tpeniS ebrt, 1T AUDI
ben Tbaler niht ipertb.
5. SeIbiteetban lit tuoblsetbun. 9as
3uieben, tpenn 9lnbere fir bid cine
9lrbeit tbun, 1T freiIib cine Iei9te
Sa6e uno f6medt DieIeidt befer, ais
miibe fperben; aber i'd CLAUDE bod
tpaS man ielbIt ma6t, maht man Itb
mad isinem Slime. baS 1T ems baS
stpeite reibt itd baran: es foitet fein
TasIobn. Sait bu aber SagIDbner
Dber SaeIDbnerinnen unb muBt iie bas
ben, bann itsle bid unter iie unb ars
bette nit, bann iit ieIbitSetbun aud
ipObIeetban.
6. Der Sab' i6 1T bsKsr, aIS Der
Sdtt' i6. WGni6en 1T OeS Meniden
llnsIiid. g8er ii6 auf'S @iiniden
Iest, friest ME Sebern unter ii6. Sa,
er tpirb ME sufrieOen, benn Der Bdni6s
enoe bat ME eenuS unb 1T nit allen
unsufrieben. g9er aber su benz Sab
i6 ii6 bGIt, Iernt @ott banfen unb se.
niisiam iein iper ben SGtt' i'd ms
Suus nimmt, fann's erIeben, bab bieier
ibn binauStreibt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16
RillsburD's n8eaes'''
miro uner allen llrtdnben bas @ce fein uno bIeben

Nmbere SSabrifate BON msbl msam mandma chen gu
rs SrOS ma&sn abr fir abiOlute @leibet unb 3uoerdfs
f9fcit wrb @iasburp's SefteS ets ben bsu pi eS in
tsn praussnsn Spans Sbrtn Sbns ls 8rOb i'm Saus
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16
9eiftunssfdbisfeit zines NferScs.

8efannt!i6 bient bic 9ferbefraft aIs
@ertbmeHer fir ale mbsIi9en Srafts
duBerunsen, buuptid6Ii9 in Der Ntas
i6inenfunoe unb Die9anif. Sier bat
man ii6 uuf einen gang beitimmten
@ertb eeeiniet, ndmlib auf bic Batt's
16e glneabe, baB cine 9ferbefraft i'm
Stanbe iei, $50 Bfunb in Der Sefunbe
I'M einen SUB empOrsubeben, aIIo in
Der Diinute $4,000 gfuno pber $50
@entner.
Sas bieIe 9eiItung bieI su bod &c.
9riffen 1T, leu9tet Seoem elm, uno man
bat ii6 Oe8balb bemubt, fir bic praftis
Iben 3wede in Der 2anonirtbI6aft unb
SSabritation Su ermitteIn, tuie ipeit man
6ie &ruft zines 9ferbeS mDgIi6it auss
nuben fam, obne ieoo6 bic 9lnitrenss
unS su iibertreiben unO 70 baS Sbier su
ruiniren. 9tatiirIi6 fOmmt iebr bieI
uuf bic llmitdnce, bic 9tuiie unb ben
8Drperbau beS BferoeS an. 9luf
@bauHeen tpirb Elm 8ferb faIt bOppelt
70 piel Sieben, aI8 auf naiien, leblnisen
2anDwesen, mo Der Sdbe 8otb iid bems
menb an bic Rdber bdnst. Sersauf
fdat Die Sfipertraft, peI6e g8asen
unb 3uStbiere tbeiIpeiie su Sieben itrebt,
ms 8enidt, unb elm i6maIbriiitises
feingebautes Bferb, tpenn aud bieIlei6t
Elm porsiisli9er 8enner, leiitet beim
2atensieben 70 gut tpie gar nibts, tpeiI
feline SrultmuSfeln i6le9t enttpidelt
iinb.
Q8dbrenb furser glrbeitsSeit berma8
Elm 9ur6i6nittSpferb mittleren 9llters
mad g8eiB, einem seipie9ten S9rifts
teller iiber SauStbiere, auf ebener, gus
ter Sabritrabe SO Gentner, auf iebr sus
fer @bauiiee 2i6 Gentner unb auf
8abni9ienen ioear 2640 Gentner forts
,usieben Qebteres nit Jtidiibt auf bic
Yferoebabnen.) Der praftiihe 2anos
tpirtb ober sSubrmann mil aber tpiien,
mas Elm YferO bel Idnserer 9lrbeitsSeit,
etipa Sebn Stunben, burdi6nittlid su
IsiIten oermas; unO ni6t bel einmaIis
ger Brobe, iOnbern erit na6 tpieoerbols
ten 8eriu6en auf bartem uno ipeihem,
raubem unb 9Iuttem 8oben fam man
bierbei @etpibbeit erIan9en.
Daruber sibt es feline ODlis befries
bigenben IufihliiIie, ipeber in ben prat.
tii6en 9ebrbii9ern, nod Der @eIeB:
eebung. Senn aud in bic Isbtere bat
| i9 tpeniser i'm SntersHe beS 9bier'
i6ubes ais 3tped8 S9onun9 be,
Staats6au6een, NIT Der SSraee beI6df'
ti8t. go biIrfen in Sadien SubrIeut
auf stpeiipdnnisen 2aftipaSen, tpenn oi
SeIsen Der 8dber mebr ais flint 3Dl
brett Iino, 100 bis 100 Gentner 2ai
uno basu nod bas bis uuf so @entne
ssitattste @etpidt beS @uSenS fortbe
pesen.
Die 9ait, peI6e bon einem pfero
sssosen tperben funn, 1T sunddit ab
bdn8is BON Der Grbbe, Sdpere, Srni
uno Geiunbbeit bes SbiereS. Otsi
berri6t bic 9(nii6t, bab ie srbBer I'm
I6werer Elm Bferp lit, ie SrDber aut
bic 2oit iein barf, bic eS fOrtrpqe
fam, trosSem Der Seriu6 Iebrt, oa
elm puur srOBe, idpere 8ferre cine
8asen nit ieiner 2ait nibt fOrtbepC
gen tbnnen, tpdbrenb Elm gaar fIeinel
@duIe bon serinserem 8brperSepid
bieS ipielenb permDsen.
Die Sauptiade bIeibt INNER b
Strait, weI6e bebin9t 1T bur6 tar
8np6en uno gut Sendbrte, fettarn
0tusteln.
9as Hidtiee 1T uIio, bub bic gu
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16

- Berlin bsiaB BEL elmer Gimpob.
nersabI bon ilbsr II Niiaionen i'm glu,
fang oieIes Sabre8 1898 9lerSts, lO7
3abndrSte unb 120 pripiIesirtc Ipos
tbefen. Die 9InsabI Der SeiIouitOlten
belief ii9 auf "a, NIT 1885 Sttten.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16

- &eruise @orte tparen eS, bic Der
8aItor Subr auf bsm pierten beutI9en
&atboIifentas in BittsburS Iprad, ais
er am S9lub ieiner 8eee Gin @rtuiber'
ung auf bic gInsriffe iriI6er g9drbens
trdser uno umerifaniider &noipnos
tbinss) 1aete: ,,@ir ertldren beitimmt
unb enti6isben, oab mir un8 ben Ges
brau6 unIsrer lieben beuti6en SHUTTERS
ipra6e bur6 feinen Wadtiprud irsenr
elmer 9sipalt ber Groe berfiimmerr
laIIen."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16
ST Ote G6e ein eye9tdlag.

Sabt cu nidt tduiden tur& @rccsr gSia u& ui&
gtllsburSS Ssfss ssu 70 fault b snm Gcr, her
ss bu 0aBt su& rOc nt elm anbss sbl aufwaBu'
neil biaisr un funn @nn br ben grs tnb pann is br
gum Ssfsn &ts aab ibn nGt nsn profit psr0Bsrn auf &
es Sauptnabrunasnite[s.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16

fraft Der 9ferSe nur bura 8eriu6e mi
bem beitimmten 8feroe, befen 2eiitun9
man erfabren mil, erprobt iperben
fam. g9er feline 3ustbiere ridtiS be'
banbelt unb nidt iiberunitrensen mill,
muB bic &raft ber einaeInen Sbiere 3u
erforI6en iu6en, benn ,,Brpblren eebt
tlber Stubiren" gilt bier, ipie Gberaa
i'm Qehen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16

9anbau (9faIS), 13. Sept. SIN
2aufe beS seltrisen Cages eridoB li6
babier Der aud in tpeitereu Sreiien be.
fannie Yd9ter beS Sotel ,,Sum S9tpas
men,, Serr @arl Sanea, na6bem bers
IeIbe am DOnneritas bsiastsS SoteI UNI
bic Summe bon 205, 900 Mart fdufIi6
erporbeu bate. Die Chat fiibrte Der
llngIiidlide furse .3sit Dor Der nOrariels
len 8erbriefuns beS Saufactes aus.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-16

Cine CUTE unO Huge 8ruu 9nb ibrer
So6ter BEL bsren gerbeiratbunS ioIs
eenbe Rabnuns: ,,2iebe TN6ter, baIte
Did eeeen 9einen Wtann oIio, oaB
ibm Dor Sreube OGs 6ers I'M 9eIbe la6t,
tpenn er bon @eitem ben @IebsI ieiues
Sauies iiebt." Sbrem SObne CAB lie
Bel beiien SOdSeit bieie 2ebre ,,9isber
SObn, buIte Did 9e8en 0eine Srou
aIiO. oaB iie iib betriibt, tuenn Gu aus
oem Suuie sebit uno ii9 tersIi6 freut,
ipenn Su tpieber beim fomml.."
EW Seitelt bus ,8o6enbIatt"-
entbdIt ale Na6ridten-nur $500.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10

At the tenth census there was obtained
by Special Agent North very unique
collection of over II 900 newspapers and
periodicals published in the United
States during the census year, which
collection was arranged, bound and de-
posted for preservation Mt the congress
sional library. In view of the great his
torioal value of such collection. Super
intendent Porter has decided to form q
collection Of all the newspapers, maya
zines and periodical publications of every
character and description printed in the
United States during the present census
year. to serve AS permanent memorial
Of the development OF this important
branch of American enterprise. This
collection will be made in duplicate, one
set for preservation at the library OF
congress and the other for deposit in the
National museum Washington Post.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10
Hints to housekeepsrs.

In sewing 1t rests you to change your
position frequently.
Tough beef 10 made tender by lying q
few minutes In vinegar water.
Spots may be- taken out of wash goods
by rubbing them with the yolk Of eggs
before washing
Tho simplest method of loosening wall
paper is to start . large kettle Of boiling
water in the room. The dampness will
soon loosen the paper, and 1t may bt
readily stripped of. II boiling water |.
not possibility, mop the paper all ovel
with wet cloths, and leave the water Il
soak In, repeating the process many time,
until loosened.
In washing all body linen. napery anc
bed linen the practice of soaking then
for some hours In water In which boral
has been dissolved is q good one. MOI
should clothing be boiled beyond hfteer
or twenty minutes at the most. None
nut the best soaps ought to be used II
any kind uf washing. and after clothing
has been rubbed In the first water, and
put loosely into the boiler, with plenty OF
water to scald 1t In, It should not require
rubbing again In the sudsing water.
Flowers can he kept fresh for some
time II q pinch OF soda or saltpetre I.
added to the water. Wilted roses will
regain their freshness II dipped q moment
or two In hot water.
Sour milk would better he removed
from tin vessel as soon as possible, %
1t Is never we'll to permit an acid to re.
main In metal receiver. For this reason
many people object to canning fruits In
tins.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10

Preserved Strawberries.-The evening
before preserving the berries cap then
md put them In . stone jar with a layer
If the fruit and one Of sugar until they
are all In, allowing pound Of sugar to
each pound Of strawberries. In the
morning drain off the juice and boil until
1t Is a thick, rich syrup, then add the
berries to the boiling juice and let them
cook ten minutes. Put In jars and seal
up as other preserves. When opened In
The inter they will be found to have re-
aimed the perfect strawberries flavor
ind smell, and will be . pretty pink
color
Strawberry Pudding -Sift with q
pint of -four one and half teaspOonfuls
II bakingpowder and add = pinch OF
salt; stir this into sweet milk until q
stiff batter is produced, then pour intu
cups . spoonful of the batter, add 0
spoonful Of strawberries and cover them
with q spoonful Of batter. Steam twenty
minutes. For sauce cream one teacup-
Jul of sugar and half q teacupful Of but
ier, add two eggs previously beaten, also
= tsscupful OF boiling milk and one OF
strawberries.
Strawberry Bayarian Cream.--Pick
'ver two and q half pounds OF STRAW
55s sss sd - sSssee- . Ill: es.s.s:,s
colander; TO the juice add SIX spoonfuls
of sugar and when the sugar Is dissolved,
add half box OF gelstine, previousl,
soaked In little water near the fire until
dissolved, place on Ice and stir until II
begins to set, then beat In = pint OF
whipped cream, put the whole In q mold
and garnish with fresh strawberries.
Rice Pudding with Berries.-Cold
boiled rice may be made into very nice
pudding with the addition of berries
soften the cold boiled rice with milk
using two cupfuls milk to one Of rice
and stir until all the Jumps are dissolved
add three well.beaten eggs, . teaspoonfu
Of butter. . small cupful sugar and two
cupfuls blackberrIes, raspberries, straw
berries or stoned cherries. Bake slowly
for one hour In buttered pudding dish
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10
FARM. GARDEN AND
HOUSEHOLD.
stock and Dairy Notes

The man slow to appreciate that
thereby hangs tall will realize itwhen
he milks COW In ny time.
To improve common stock get bull
better than the herd, and breed up
Later on get bull of still hish her quality
and work In As before
The more q farmer studies into stock
breeding the less reason he has to think
that anybody can be farmer, that Is
good farmer.
Kickers among colts and calves are
usually bred, not born. Handle gently
and kindly and kickers will be rare
Teasing by needless boys and hired men,
originates most of the farm kickers.
A milk record for each COW on the
farm and test Of the value Of her milk
for butter, would be q eye opener for
hundIEgis Of thousands of complaining
farmeiS. No business men In all the
world are 80 careless and inexact ~
farmers.
In general farm animals can be trusted
to eat what they like, but no. always. A
COW bent on eating old shoes, bones. etc,
nas an unnatural appetite, and her case
needs study--sometimes the study OF
v. o., IL no uUOh III inc oWutto boi ~
covers it.
A good barn over 4 good cellar, with
room enough for all the stock on the
farm, is better accommodation for .
isrmsr than one 'well fenced with good
stone walls" man who boasts Of the
extent Of his stone fences 81 ply adver.
tises that his farm Is very stony, and
shrew buyers keep aloof from such
far ms.
II farmers could really get rich while
they are following careless and waste
full habits as to live stock, hay and grain
growing. 1t would be . premium on In
efficiency. The fact Is that all men who
get rich by business pursuits, even when
the business IL mean and demoralizing,
do 1t through perseyering industry, care
and study, and 10 watching all the avenues
that lead to success. Farmers ought To
see lesson In such facts.-Mass. Plough
man.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10
Tho Loss Of Chicks,

There are but few farmers that know
how many chicks they lose In q year
They set every hen that desires to hatch
large numder of chicks come out (bu
never counted) and they are carefully
attended to; but later In the 90 son, wheI
the farmer begins to inform himself re
garding the number ON hand. he 10 sur
prised to ind large majority missing
Goue-the hawks, rats, crows. snakes
and family cat have decimated them to {
very few. Chicks should be raised or
business principles. They should be &C
managed that the farmer knows how
many were Matched, and II . single one
IL missing, he should at once investigate
the cause and endeavor to avoid furthe,
loss from that source. II this WAS done
there would be more profit and poultry
would pay.-Fdrm and Nreside.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10

In England there is law for the re
gistration ("cow Keepers they are call
ed and milk vendors, and the frequent
aud thorough inspection OF stables,
utensils, sheds. etc, in order to guard
against the sale Of diseased milk. Such 9
law would be useful here, and 1t ought to
take cognizance also Of that practice
which some farmers have Of partially
starving their cows In winter 20 as sell
hay In the spring. 1t is cruelty to AMI.
mails to starve q COW so that she loses
flesh during the winter. Some things
must be laugh by force when other means
fail - H0u0hmnn
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10
Hair on Horses.

The breeding of horse can be fseeu II
the amount of hair there Is In his mani
and tail and on his legs. The hair Is no
so long In the tails of horses with long
heavy names as 1t is In those of horse'
with short, light names. A full, lonf
tail Is great ornament to horse, aud II
is much more pleasing to see horse wilt
full. long tail and lighter name thar
TO see him with a short tail and heavy
long name
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10
Sheep In Potato Fields

After sheep are sheared they can be
safely allowed to run In small numbers In
potato fields. Thsy will not eat potato
tops, as cows do. for the sheep is more
dainty than the COW about its feed
Young, growing corn they will nip OFF
but 1t Is a common practice among sheer
owners to turn the buck into the corn
field In July, to keep him from the ewes
and we never saw evidence that he hao
tried to eat any of the corn.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10
Pastures.

The cattle In pasture will need some
hand feeding in case Of dry spell; In
fact 1t Il good practice to give some
hand feeding and stock heavily II the
pasture 10 10 be improved.
Now the tall grass that stands ~
punches, It stands better chance Of being
eaten, and II there is much of II rake Il
for litter. Cattle in Z wet season, like
the early part Of this season. give rather
Watefy milk and hand feeding will bs
nesded 70 keep the quality up 70 legal
eta1dArd snd 70 keep the cows up "a
theif bsst yisld In butter.
4 shAdy pool whore the cattle can req,
fson ~ niss u Z good thing in no,
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10
POETRY.
Their Fate.

The oyster laughed with Rlee.
way down in the depths OF the sea;
And shouted aloud and thanked his stars
That he'd come to the month without any X :
"I'm all right, now said he.
"Alas and alackl" said the clam,
"With me it don't make -slam
Bit of difference whats the time OF year
When the epieure's gone the Jishc mans here
I'm bait that's what am"
Puck.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-07-10
MISCELLANY.
Every beginning is difficult, except laxiness
which is the beginning Of all crimes.


Every beginning is difficult, except lasiness
which is the beginning of all crimes.
4IO00 Reward IL Oasred
tori better washing oompouudthan savcnA. Every
body likes ssvena that tries It, Just try one pack
age Yourself useful sentineverypackage.
As aehild grows older he should grow strong
er. Just like boarding house butter.
Mrs. Jones hasn't gray hair in her head and
is over o0. She looks as young as her daughter
The secret of it is that she uses only Halls Hair
Remover.
Father weren't you out very late last
night'' Son "No sir; l was in very late.
Among the remedies that do more than recon-
mend, Johnson's Anodyne Liniment stands first.
Got hay fever' Some say Johnsons Anodyne
Linment will cure it. Try 1t and report to US.
mer wear. Something girl can slip out of
easily We presume.
Cholera morbus and diarrhpa yield to lohnson's
Anodyne Linimcnt taken often internally.
Adults take two teaspoonfus of Johnsons An
odyne Lininent, in water Tor cramps and ehilis
"What is there besides luck, that amounts
to anything in cards I" "A good deal."
Some laugh at old school remedies Do mod.
ern one, equal Johpson's Anodyae Linimentl
Small boys and green apple3 now IN body.
Use Johnson Anodyne Liniment Tor collie.
| Boston ladies attend base ball games in large
numbers. They are on the lookout for = good
match.
The inestimable value Of Ayers Sarsaparils
as blood purifier should be known to ever,
| wife and mother. II corrects irregularities
gives tone and strength TO the vital organs, ant
cleanses the system Of all impurities.
He-"You never call me birdie any more.
She --"Still think you are just as much Of
jay as ever"
Cold. cough, coffin, is what philosophers tern
| "a logical sequence" One is very liable to fol
low the other; but by curing the cold with
dose Of Aver 5 Cherry PectoraP the cough viii
be stopped and the coffin not needed-just a
present.
There is very little poetry in lawy er's life
can tell you. Maybe. But lawyers n
always writing versus"
The breath Of chronic catarrh patient Is often s
offensive that he becomes object of disgust. Al
ter time liberation sets In, the spongy bones ar
| attacked and in many cases DESTROYED. A constan
| source of discomfort is the dripping OF the per,
lent secrctions into the throat, sometimes produt
| ing invr,er.te bronchitis which In turn has bee
| an exciting cause OF pulm nary disease. The bri
liant results which have attended It's for year
past properly designate Ely's Cream Balm as b
| far the best and only cure.
The washerwoman has better luck than tn
farmer nowadays in getting living out Of tn
soil.
tn hovuAns nahItt<><nI 49,.
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The most serious affections of the Throat
Bronchial Tubes aud Lungs are, in their
commencement, but Colds and Coughs,
hence the necessity for immediate atten-
| ton, and the use of
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INGALLS,
THROAT and LUNG
SPECIFIC

II will cure that Cough In short time. You
can cure yOur Catarrh II you persist in its use,
Us 1t will stop the secretion OfCatarrhal matter
in the head; 1t Will relieve Group in from
three TO I'VE minutes.
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soIoN. Me-. July 90, 1889.
Enclosed find dit. to pay
for Hay Caps. We like them well. If anyone
wants Hay Cap, they the best thing out. They
will not blow off and are quickly put on.
Yours Truly,
NJ FRENCH