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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
A Good Story of Beaver.

Gov. Beaver is known by every Pittsburg boy
in the National Guard to be a very strict disci-
plinarian In military etiquette and the drill.
Austin Curtin of the governors native town
told this war Renaissance about him last night
to some of the delegates at the G. A. r. en-
campment: While lieutenant colonel of the
Forty fifth regiment, Beaver was one day sit
ting in front of his tent when a slouchy- looking
soldier with ill-ftting uniform came along,
stonDed and inquired:
"Vere ish der doctor?'
"Is that the way to address your superior Off
Ger, sr?n roared Col Beaver.
The German.st at his superior officer in
blank amazement, but said never a word
Here, sir, take this chair. You be the
colonel and will teach you how to address an
officer"
"vas me der boss of der regiment?'
"Yes take this chair, and | will show you
how to act"
The soldier sat down in front of the tent. Col
Beaver walked off few PAGES, turned about,
returned to position in front of the officer pro
tempore, squared himself around, made mill
tary salute, and inquired:
Colonel. can you inform me where can find
the surgeon of the regiment?"
The soldier arose, and looking seriously and
straight at Beaver, replied:
- if know where he iSln
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
lNDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

SPECIAL NoTICEs-Savannah Cotton Mills;
Special Notice to Shippers of Vegetables per
Ocean Steamship Company; A Proclamation by
John b. Gordon, Governor of Georgia; Notice
Of Dissolution, Lowell and baltimore; Notice of
Copartnership, Lowell and baltimore; Chatham
Dime Savings Bank; Special Prices for Saturday
At Heldts; White Peas Bananas, etc, J. S
Collins & Co.
FINANCIAL Chatham Dime Savings Bank.
AUCTION SALEs-Furniture Etc, by Harmon
Walker & McHarrie; Tybee Property. by C..
II. Dorset.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULE-Ocean Steamship
Company.
BRICK House For SALE-LaRoche & Nc
Laughln
LEGAL NoTIcEs.-Citations, etc., from the
court of Ordinary.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; Lost; Personal:
Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

The people take it for granted that the
republican House is going to seat a repub-
lican every time a contested election case
comes before it, and they don't look out,
therefore. for news concerning such contests
with very great interest. Are they not
liable to become Indifferent to the fact that
the republican House tramples upon their
rights every time it unseats democrat?
Think of It'll The people elect certain
man to represent them in congress; the
republicans of that body unseat him and
put in his place one who was defeated.
This is grave crime against government
by the people, and the people should deter
mine to punish the perpetrators at the first
opportunity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
ilr. Blaine,s Conpress.

There appears to be quite a general de-
sire to know what Mr.. Blaine's pan
American congress is doing. Nobody
seems to be sufficiently well informed TO
CRAFTY this desire. It is TO be supposed,
however, that the congress is very busy. If
its mission were accomplished it is probable
that the delegates would return home.
Every once in awhile something with
respect to its work crops out. The other
day it was announced, for instance, that
Mr.. Blaine was very much gratified that
the congress had agreed to recommend that
the American republics should settle their
differences by arbitration rather than by
arms. 1t is sincerely to be hoped that this
recommendation will meet the approval Of
the South and Central American govern
ments. In Central America the armies are
in the field before it is very clearly under
stood what the differences between the
hostile countries are.
The congress lost the service offs its Span
ish secretary, Mr.. Pierra, the other day.
He resigned because he was not paid more
than $500 month. 1t seems that he had
already resigned number of times for
that, or some other reason, and had asked
permission to withdraw his resignation.
He has now finally severed his connection
with the congress, however, and as there
did not seem to be any disposition to raise
his salary it is fair to assume that his servi-
ces were not appreciated very highly.
1t doesn't look as if the delegates would
visit the south. In fact the southern trip
about which there was so much talk imme-
diately after the tour of the northern states
appears to have been abandoned. Was it
ever Mr.. Blaine's intention that the dele
gates should make tour of the souths 1t
is probable that this question can be safely
answered in the negative. He ought to
have arranged southern trip that would
havo taken in the Mardi gras
carnival at New Orleans. That
city expected the pan-Americans on that
occasion, and they would have been greatly
pleased with the carnival festivities, which
were superior, in some respects, to anything
of the kind ever seen in Europe.
1t is expected that the congress will finally
adjourn in April. 1t is quite safe to say
that the verdict of the public will be that it
failed to meet expectations.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Club and drawing room circles in New
York are just now discussing the rumored
engagement of Mr.. Ferdinand Ysnaga to
Miss Mabel Wright, both Of that city. The
fact which makes the runor most interest
ing is that Miss Wright is said to be the
most beautiful young lady in New York.
Mr.. Ysnaga has a sister who married a
lord, and his former wife was sister Of
Mrs. w. K. Vanderbilt, and she had sister
who married baron. and who is now try
ing to get divorce from him. Mr..
Ysnaga's married life was not happy one,
and when his wife went to California and
instituted proceedings for a divorce he
offered no opposition.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
My wife's a winsome Wee Thing

Charles Mdckaue, in BldcklUood's Md0dzin,
My wife's a winsome wee thing,
wed twenty years or mair,
And aye the BONNER growing,
AS bath mine eyes declare.
lis love that maze her bonnie,
And love that keeps her sac,
In spite o. time and fortune,
On LIES uncanny way.
Love scares away the wrinkles
From off her smooth white brow,
And duty done through good and ill
Aye keeps her conscience true
And yields her happy peace of mind,
Ii e'er the world goes wrong,
And turns the murmur OF lament
Into cheerful song.
The kisses gather on her lips
Like blossoms on the rose,
And kindly thoughts reflect the light
That in her bosom glows-
AS wavelets in a running stream
Reflect the noontide ray,
And sparkle with the light of heaven
When ripping on their way.
She is winsOme wee thing
And more than twenty year
She's twined herself about my hear
By all that can endsar;
By all that can endear on earth
toreshadowing things above,
And lead my happy soul to heaven,
Rejoicing in her love!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Did Assistant Postmaster General Clark
sons man, who went to Americas to find
out whether or not Dave Dudley was a
suitable person for postmaster of that grow
ing little city, pursue his Investigations so
as to arrive at the facts? 1t is stated in
Americas that he sought Information from
colored people only. Is this truce The
charge is very serious one. How would
it do for Senator Chandler to demand an
investigation of it? Are the intelligent
business men of Americus-the men who
are more greatly interested in the post
mastership than anybody else-to be com
PEELED to submit TO such an outrage?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Senator Chandler, it seems, has a deaf
ear. He can't always hear truthful remarks
made concerning him by southern senator's,
but by the partial loss of hearing in one ear,
the faculty seems TO have been more acutely
developed in the other, which he constantly
keeps turned toward the south, to catch any
rumors Of alleged southern outrages. 1t is
thought that his partial deafness is the re-
suit of the little twist that Senator Black
burn gave one of his auricles. Senator
Blackburn made a mistake upon that occa-
sion. He should have pulled both ears.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
His Name Was Ratz.
From the Minneapolis Tribune

hfOHt tHe -HtfFWetIpOtN IFlOUne.
Kraft Ratz was injured in the Milwaukee
yards Saturday afternoon. The patrol wagon
Ames' office AS is always the case large
crowd followed the wagon, anxious TO learn the
extent of the mans injuries. After Ratz was
taken into the office the wagon remained to
take him away when his injuries were dressed.
whats that mans name?" asked we'll
dressed man of Officer Reece, the conductor of
the wagon.
'Ratz r." was the laconic answer.
What do you mean by insulting a man in
that mannerY l shall report you to the police
commission for incivility to citizens" growled
out the man as he trudged away.
II wonder what's biting himY" said the officer
as he saw the man go away angry. II only
told him the truth"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Some newspapers express the opinion that
the decision of the district court of Montana
that a recent democratic candidate for
sheriff was elected settles the United States
senatorships in favor Of the democrats. as
the decision gives the Thirty-fourth pre-
cinct in Silver Bow county to the demo
Gratis. These newspapers should remember
that a republican Senate will determine
which set of senators shall be admitted; and
they might get an inkling of the probable
action of the Senate from the following
from the Washington Post, a republican
newspaper: "The last judicial decision in
the Montana election case is in favor of the
democrats. But nobody pays any attention
to Montana decisions these DAYS" 1t is un.
necessary to state that by nobody" the
Post means the Republican party.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
Tho Senators Are responsible.


Seven grave and reverend senator's have been
assigned to the ridiculous task of trying to find
out how the secrets of executive sessions leak
out. These digniied gentlemen are expected
TO go smelling about and asking questions for
the purpose Of ascertaining how newspaper re-
porters get at such matters of public interests
as transpire through the closed doors of the
Senate, when they know perfectly well that the
only possible source of information, direct or
indirect, is the Senators themselves.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

While the republicans are busy devising
plans to get rid of the surplus, they should
not overlook the fact that liberal appropria-
tions for southern rivers and harbors and
for public buildings in southern cities would
further their object, and at the same time
help the south; but they are not likely to
favor anything that they think will not
help the Republican party. Their motto is:
1.-THE surplus must be spent for the benefit
of our party"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
Around the World.
Eronl the Detroft Free pres,

Fr0Dl Ute Uetrolt Ffee fTeSs.
"You have been to Europe. / supposer' he
oueried of one of the young ladies' in the seat
ahead
Yes, SIR
Been in England them"
Have we been in England, SueS" she asked
of her companion.
II guess So"
Yes, sir, we guess we have been in Eng
land"
Did you see an eruption OF Vesuvius while
theref" he continued.
Did We Suey"
II guess sa.m
"les SIR, we guess we saw vesu erlpt. I'm
. 80 sleepy can't tall any more Just now"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

1t seems that Mrs. William Astor sailed
for Europe few hours after the late John
Jacob Astor's death, and that she did not
know he was dead, although her home was
within few hundred yards of his The
New York press states that these two people,
for some years previous to Mr.. Astor's
death, were on unfriendly terms, and that
jealousies and conflicting interests made
matters very unpleasant in the two house
holds. The failure to notify Mrs Astor of
John Jacob Astors death seems to substan-
tiate these statements.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

1t was entirely unnecessary for the Ala
'aina state republican executive committee
o request chs House to unseat Congressman
snrpin and put :. a. McDufie in his place.
That is JUST what ;be House is going to do.
tho republicans haven't obtained a good
working majority by the time Mr.. Turoin's
ase Is reached. The request referred to
Won't affect the action ONO way or the
'ther by tho way, Mr.. Turpin received
A''ls votes at the election. and MeDuaie
ecelyed 5,G25.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
Careful Prognosticstors.
From the Pittsb,,yo Dispatch (Rep.

From the Pitts5urg Dispatch (Rep.l
We are pleased TO observe a tone Of cons erv-
atis-n and reservation about the latest efforts
Of the weather prophets Hardly could the
oracles OF Delphi more carefully leave them
selves lOopholes to crawl out of than do some
OF the modern prophets who assume to dednee
from the laws that govern the elements the
events Of the future
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

Mr. ]. J. FLYNN has been appointed Genera.
Advertising Agent Of the MORNING News, with
an Office at % Park Row, New York Al adver-
Using business outside OF the states of Georgia,
Florida and South Carolina will be managed By
him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

When Senator Dawes presented in
the Senate the other day the petition
of Massachusetts, citizens. stating that
100000 gallons of whisky were annu-
ally exported from this country to
Africa, and asking for the stoppage ,of
this traffic, some of the other senators re.
marked that such petitions were very good
in their way, but that Dawes and the Pc
TONERS ought to know that the withdrawal.
of people in this country from such bust
ness would not deprive Africa of whisky,
as England would hasten to supply the
deficiency. Perhaps Mr.. Dawes and the
petitioners did know this, and they
proceeded on the idea that the United
States should regard the matter from q
higher standpoint.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
Falling Back on Holy Writ.

NTOHt INt BOsfOII -tTtOOt NlJtH.1
Chief Arthur says the wOrkingmen must not
expect ten hours wages for eight hours
work" Ali right; but just why the hour should
be the fixed unit of pay, rather than the
day, has never, we believe been philosophiealy
explained. In the New Testament parable the
laborers who worked eight hours received as
much pay as those who worked ten, and the
justice of it is there defended.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

The Philadelphia Inquirer is constrained
70 remark that the charge that Quay, Platt
md Dudley prevented the worlds fair from
going TO New York is "moonshine." The
noon was shining upon the lunatic who
made the remark
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Mr.. Chauncey Depew ikens Chicago to a
nan who has just married widow with a
eady-made family of twelve children-her
roubles have just begun. 1t is not improb-
ible that Chicago intends that Uncle Sam
hall help her bear her financial troubles.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

The southern senators are not unwilling
o. hear the story of an election outrage" as
one of the republican newspapers put it.
But they are tired of having republican
enators invent southern outrage stories
md spread them before the country as
taofS
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

The court of appeals of New York is
hearing arguments in the case of Ksmmler,
who was condemned to die by electricity in
that state. Reminders efforts to escape that
kind of death have consumed much time
aud have cost New York a good deal of
money, but he is now about at the end of
his row. II the court of appeals does not
save him, as it probably viii not, he will
have to be shocked into eternity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

The Philadelphia Press says that in the
worlds fair vote the southern congressman
neglected st. Louis. This is very curious
iharge to be made against the southern
congressman. Their adherence to st. Louis
lad a good deal to do with the selection of
Chicago
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Ii Nat Mckay gets the money which he
daims that the government owes him, it
VII be because he made himself very con-
picuous last fall as an enemy of Mr..
Cleveland. The Fifty-first congress is
bout the most bitterly partisan one ia the
history Of the country.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

DIR. Thirkield, president of the Cannon
theological Seminary, Atlanta, could be
Engaged in better business than making
bloody shirt speeches in Chicago He will
gain the plaudits of the Chambers of the
,ress, but he will lose the respect of decent
leople everywhere.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Republican organs say that Mr.. Cleve-
and is injuring his political prospects by
writing too many letters and making toe
many speeches. That they don't believe
nything of the sort is abundantly shown
~ the fact that they are anxious for Mr..
cleveland to desist.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Senator Quay's insomnia is a great deal
more pronounced than is good for the coun-
ry. 1t would be well If he would go to
aeep some time and give honest politics a
chance to assert itself.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Somebody has been going around New
York city talking in favor of Elliott F.
Shepard for governor. 1t was probably
Elliott f. Shepard in disguise.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

The first day of march, The day for
thousands of newspapers to say something
about March coming in like a lioni Is it
hrange that the number of suicides gen
rally begins to increase at about this timel
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

The great blizzard of 1883 occurred March
u. 1t won't do to count upon the backbone
IF winter being broken just yet.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
CURRENT COMMENT.
What WIN it Profit Them2

From the PHILADELPHIA Record tDeDl.l.
The republicans have probably saved Illinois
for 1872; but they have lost New YORK.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Isn't this one of Maj. A. o. Bacons years
10 run for governor of Georgia?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

1t will be observed that, since Mr.. Jeffer-
son Davis death, his widow has sometimes
signed herself, "V. jefferson Davis.n This
is likely to rifle the esteemed northern fanat-
les, but it is to be presumed that Mrs. Davis
has a right TO sign herself that way, and If
she has, the esteemed northern fanatics can't
help themselves.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Chills and fever of three years stan ding
cured hy simmons Liver Regulator ~.
Watkins, Watkins House, Upl0n,ilIe, ny.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
Insure Against Pneumonia.

Use Bakers Pure Cod Liver OIL Q;
Bakers Emulsion. All druggists.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Robert Ray Hamilton. the scion of a dis
tinguished New York family, will probably
experience considerable difficulty in pre-
curing divorce from the depraved woman
whom he married. 1t was thought at first
that his wife would offer no opp osition, but
subsequent events indicate that she will
fight the case to the bitter end. Mrs. Hamil-
tons moral standard is not high, but it
is about as high as that of her husband.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01
MEDICAL,
Symptoms of T0rnId Liver,

f1Uss UI HPpttItt anu IIIustu, the bOWels are
costive, but sometimes alternate with loose.
ness or diarrhea; pain IN the head, accom2a.
MED with a dull, heavy sensation in the back
part; pain In the right side and under shout
der blade; fnllness after eating, with disin.
bility Of temper, low spirits; loss of memory.
with feeling of having neglected some duty.
general weariness and debility. If these
warnings are unheeded, serious diseases will
soon be developed. No better remedy can be
used than TUFTS Pills. single dose pro.
duces such change of feeling as often to as.
tOnish the sufferer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

Mr.. Pendleton, Of West Virginia, who
has just been deprived of the seat TO which
he was fairly elected, made unusual efforts
to gain the favor Of republican members in
order to secure their votes. He gave
Speaker Reed good deal of taffy, and he
voted every time for Chicago for the
worlds fair. IL was shame TO deprive
him Of that to which he was elected, but by
his conduct in licking the hands of tho re
pab!cans he has probably lost all chance Of
being renominatei by the democrats
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

DELMAR GUANCIA, q Spapiard, who is now
visiting the principal cities in this country,
does not speak a word of English. He expresses
his wants by pen pictures. If he wants a
pitcher of water he shows the picture of a
pitcher to the bell boy. If he desires to attend
a theater he shows picture of stage with
actors to the hotel clerk, and boy is assigned
to take him to the best show in town.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-01

A LITTLE ToDDLER, the son of an Indiana sa-
loon-keeper going behind the counter to play,
ran and got hold of some whisky and drank his
fill, and then stretched out for a nap. When
found by his parents he was almost dead. Ply
sicians worked for several hours before he re-
covered consciousness. His jaw and limbs were
stiffened like those of a corpse.