The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-01-16
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS

paying an honest deDt IMAM Lney tW0uld
have to-work to earn the money to payit
with. B /
Have tender regard for sudden and
unprecedented impressions. In the pure
heart they are often Gods whisper to the
soul. 10; IS;
= The reason that some men can't
make both ends meet is because they are
too busily engaged in making one end
drink. .s$5
= Marry your sweetheart on her
birthday if you can, young man. twill
save you money every year in anniversary
presents. - sS4ssss:sl3 -
= In South America one sees great
fields thickly covered with oats, which
have not been sown, but growing spon:
taneously.
1t is said that the wealth of the
United States amounts to 81 900 a head
But this doesn't mean that everybody is
$1,000 ahead. ss
Recent statistics show,that s, ,00G, 600
Germans reside outside of fatherland ,sof
whom, 100000 are to befound int the,
United States.
George .Kennan found weatheIEin3
Siberia that froze mercury in q Sbulle9
mold. The bullet he thus made he fired
through an inch plank. &
"A nine.year.old girl Of Spring Lake
township Kingsbury county, s. D.,
plowed eighty acres of land last fallsWitk
three-horse sulky plow. 5sSsis ;s;sss
"A piece of Washington real est
was recently sold at the rate Of S2( W
square foot; the highest price ever pf SIS
for property in TIE capital. - IS IS
"A professional swindler who Wasse
recently to Blackwelps Island, New Yo 81
city, boasts of having been arrested Sfft
FIVE times during the last nineteen year,
The meanest man we have heard 81
yet, is the one who. suspecting his RiNs 81
of going through his pockets for schangN
after he retired, procured two traine&
mice and let them loose in theroom every
night. 81
"A stonecutter named August Boc
ied, of st. Paul, Mimi, has discoYere6f 81
process by which the hardest stone @E
be dissolved and cast into any ~
shape. The casting being har s
translucent and colored according 8
stone used.
= At the close of the past y H.
United States Treasury held S288, s.
standard silver dollars, sgainst 81
had outstanding certificates for
s5,5S6,427. The net gold in the y3I|
ry at the same date, over and abb 81
standing certificates, was $3.50, SO I
"A newspaper agent being ID 81
old lady that it was no use to
for the paper, as Mother shipkp
world was coming to an ens
said, "But won't you want to read an SO.
count Of the whole affair as soon as it is
over?" "That 1 WILL" answered the old
lady; and she subscribed.
- The hottest region on earth is on the
southwestern coast Of Persia, where
Persia borders the gulf Of the same
name. For forty consecutive daysinsthe
months of July and August the thermom-
eter has been known not to fall lower
than 100, night or day, and to often run
up as high as 1913 in the afternoon.
- a test was made Tuesday 4off the
electrical machine purchased by the stste
of New York for putting murderers to
death. a horse was killed in less than
half minute, and without the animal
struggling. The doctors whsRitnessed,,
the experiment are entirely Satisfied t!,sts
the machine will prove instantaneous
death.
"A gentleman was oat shooting near
Totnes, England, the other day, when he
had the misfortune to shoot his dog. For
a moment he was too much overcome to
see That damage he had done, and bsfore
he had recovered himself, the animal, q
black retriever, had come up to him,
bringing in its mouth its own tail, which
had been shot clean off.
"No use talkin' to me 'bout;layins
up money for rainy day." said Uncle
Ebo, addressing an attentive group ."sno
use talkin' dat way to a man wid sich.
luck as I always hab. Why, Great
Scott if I was to lay up money for q
rainy day we'd hab drought for forty
'ears. No, sab; you don't ketch dis
niger wid dat sort o. trap"
"A bill has been introduced in the
Virginia Legislature looking to the
re-establishment of the whipping post.
The bill provides that stripes be inflicted
for the punishment of petit larceny. In
nc case, it provides, shall more than
twenty stripes be inflicted in any one day,
nor more than thirty nine, the favorite
number of the ante.bellum regime, fol
any one offence.
= William K. Vanderbilt's stables on
his estate at Oakdale, L. T., which were
designed by Richard NJ. Hunt, have just
been completed, at cost Of 100000
They are filled by thoroughbreds, and
manned entirely by English men
boys. The furnishings, as far as possiIa b
are English also. There is kitchen
the men and mess room. For M
| horses there is a bath and 8 tanbark ii 6
under glass. q
The latest and most unique inventiGf
! is machine for butteripg bread. It B
used in connection with q patent bresS
cutter, and is intended for use in prison !
| workhouses and other reformatory inst
| tutions. There is a cylindrical.shapeS
brush, which is fed with butter and layI
| thin layer on the bread as itcomes from