Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-24
THE TOPICAL TALKER,


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An s'su W see 'na' Aoie'o'
said Mr.. Goodboy, as he laid the morning
newspaper down.
"Yes, DEAR" responded Mrs. Goodooy SYM
pathetically. but it should be excluded from
the females, alsoP'
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THE car was crowded-an extraordinary
thing as we all know on the Fifth avenue
cable line-and among those who stood were
two old colored women. They carried bundles
that looked very heavy. A gentleman, who
can't help occupying a good deal of room.
noticed these old aunties and how tired they
seemed. He got ND to give them his seat
room enough for two. But two white women
who were standing also slipped into the vacant
Mace. although they saw plainly enough for
whose benefit the stout man had risen. They
ev,dentlv thougbt 1t a good Joke and smart
trick. for they grinned.
The stout man was good-natured, but he
couldn't stand this. So he said to the women
he had intended to oblige: Ladies', intended
that seat for you. and then turning to the
others vrongfully In possession, he added: II
intended that seat for these ladies'" His words
md THAR sarcastic tone had no effect on the per-