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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01
RELIGIOUS Notices.

CovIxoroS Crnour. n. +
CnUnc1 S0Uf1, AplouxTnssrs 1880:
1t Sanday-
Pearl River. LA. =. and ~. =,
Hickory Grove. 1 RI
e Sunday
Vaudeville. IL A. \.
Covington. ~. II.
Sd Sunday-
Oak Grove, IL An.
Slidsll. II. N. an a7:3Op. n.
4th Sunday
Covington, liz.
Bedi:O. $3.50 p. n.
Jacksonville, 7::3O p. n.
Saturday before the 81 Sunday
Bay"u Lacombe. IOAx
H. c. Bxowx. p. @.
CHRIST (EPIscoPAL) CaCRcH.-
Morning prayer and sermon, LIST,
Sd, 4th and 5th Sundays, H. L.
Fitch in charge. I'd Sunday. morn
ing prayer, sermon and Holy Com
munion, at IL o'clock, Rev. Mr..
Cleburne officiating. 1t u request
ed that Ill unbaptised children and
adults present themselves ON the
I'd Sunday for baptism.
ST. PETERS CATHOLIC CHURcH-
Rev. Joseph Koegerl, Clergyman.
Services every Sunday morning and
afternoon. Mass every day except
Wednesday and Thursday, at Z !. y.
A. NJ. f. CHCRcH.-Rev. F. L.
Logan, Pastor. Services every Sum
day at Doughty Chapel in Gov.
ington. Preaching by the Pastor
the first and third Sundays of every
month. Sabbath school ut 3 A. N.
Services at Bogue ChittO Church
every second and fourth Sunday.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01

The site for cotton factory to he
erected At Washington, La, by
MI. John A. Morris, is cleared
and lumber in large quantities be-
ing hauled tor erection Of the build
ings. y
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01
FOR SALE.

A house In CovioRton. eontainiue
eight rooms. vith three lots AZ gr0und,
6ns arteaian we'll. Ouly too squares
fao's the Depot. Apply 10 Esaees DO.
mssgue.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01
CLAIBORNE COTTAGES.
Covington. La.
hammer Terms From $40 Per Vook
AsnnvsNimD n AAon~ smm~0.Nsnns

S00Mo1 1o4O0 xto0 81O k0t W0ok.
According b Aeeommodlations.
Tho uev Hotel. With nearly . tAea.
aanl test OF broad Galleries. . covered
Open-air SALON. Drawing soom. Dinisg
room IS fest lorg. and largo. airy
Cl,an.beva. In ocw open for guests. The
old ba'l.lings have Lssa completely
removal. d.
Location on . hill overlooking the
lovely 6ogue fAlaya river; Asnkea by
lofty pines. Pare water. NoaQ aitOes
almost unknown. Open to southerly
breexs& GHo.l fishing. Boats. Cool
roatla for Driving. PArk-liks Scenery.
Fine Rathiag.
Address. JULES r. MAILLE.
C3vington, Ia.
East Louisiana Railroad.
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STRAYED.

From Covinwtoa. . dask bAv Mare,
too years oil. with white apos In face.
and right hint Tors vAitS. Hss been
zone alsout four months. Thu uuslae.
sixned will l,ay reasonable reward Tor
Information ~ 70 her where sls0aa.
]. ]. CNJURrNAY.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01


All Rail.
Via ~ Iase Lsaisiana saA Uev @.
leans cd 1egth0aGeovn 1ailroo1a.
All rail eommunicasio0 bstveen Gov.
iugt0n aud New Orleans hes l,eso -.
tabliahsd over the above rna.la. without
change Of cars. Exeumious will 10 run
every Sunday. and tally te.ins dasiss
the week. according 70 the follovjng
schedule:
DAILY-EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Leave Covingson at & 4. H., and q.
rive at New Orleans IL e:;W 4. \.
Leave New Orleans A:lO 2. 4. and ar.
rive at COvinRtOn at $50 ?. y.
SUNDAY EXCURSIONS.
Leave New Orlsana 1t 0:lU q. T., az.
stve ut COvtnRt0n ut lO:Oj 4. =.
Leave Covingt"n 1t $40 ?. y and ar
rive At New Orleans Sc 7:i5 2. =.
Tickets must hs procured 1t the De-
pot. before entering cara.
4. Il. rOlrEvENT, Kapesistsndsss.
". h FRANKLIN. Depot Ticket Agent
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01

Hardy II. Smith.
0aeesssoe b J. I. Smith & 0os
OOvIN0TON. LA.
OsAxss ~
General Merchandise.
Ooosistise Of ell The great ssspls sssislss.
DRY GOODS AND GROCERIES,,
HARDWARE AND CRVCKERY.
And indeed every article IN demand -
suited 70 this masksG
~Ths Highest Price paid Tor
Country Produce
CHARLES HEINTZ.
(ASesi.) .
Merchant.
Receives eossiuu.i supplies Of veil
selected Dry Goods and okoies Family
0coceeies, which viii b cold q low o..
aeoa.
O-Counssy produce taksa h @.
change Tor vsoaa. = oaskss psiss.
~Iu Ooooooeion With ebo Roooeal
sssesnnsile business 1t this hoooe. Tie
psopsieeos be- established . oea1 MAR
ROOM, whore ~ viii keep ehe 1aeee ol
Wines, liqn0ss, lAxse Beer, Cigars, etc.
eoostAntly On hssa. sad as prices - suit
the ti:nss.
OoViogeoo. 0.a.
n. J. SMITHS
RETAIL 0RO0ERY STORE:
DRY GOODS,
HATS.
SHOES.
81 -- CROOKERY
And . 0sasssl Assortn..ns for City an.i
Country use. ct the lowest
. cash prices.
Covington. La.
highest prices psiL for Wool Hides,
Uhickeos. etc To-. To.
THE BLUE STORE
Covington. La.
Mrs. A. Galmlclne.
1rorrietor.
vni keep seastastly - hasd
CHOICE FAMILY AND FANCY
GROCERIES.
olsv a1soA., sosss. Nssosos, osse.
Will make . speciality Of One
BOOTS AND SHOES.
Goods sold at primes that defy coupe.
litiUn.
EUGENE e. SMITH.
Staple and Fancy Groceries
DRY GOODS. BOOTS
AND SHOES. ETC.
CONVICTION. LA.
Highest prices paid sos sosassy pro-
lscs.
Wool Buying . Speciality.
DR.. F. Julius Heintz,
Ten,lers his services T. the people of
'"vinEtOa aud the suss.sasdiaV e0uo.,
y.
Otses and sssileses AT The Gov.
nReoo Drag More. ''oesaltaaios ire.
DR.. B. B. WARREN. /
Cs'vIxSros. Ia.
Dmc~ over Nimm,ns Bcsa, store.
Dders bis professional services % the
iiizens Of Covingeon aad surrounding
Onntry.
DR.. Ernest Young.
office and rssi.lense. At vineyard
prinKs. an the Columbia rssti, II
niles from Covington.
For Sale.
Two l"ia ri ground in Covinetnn. cen.
rally locatesl. known ~ tas kvans and I
ierlinR lots. Title guaranteed. For !
.rs"a apply Il this office.
FOR SALE.
4 house In CovioRton, ooutainiuRI
|ght rooms. vith three lots At grouai,
ne arteaian wsll Ouly too sqassss
ON the Depot. Apply 70 Essese DO
'esvue. IL,
STRAYED. q
From CovinGto0. . dAsk bAv Mare.
10 years oil. with white apnt In face, 9
ID right hint Tors vlsits. Hes been y
'oe al'ont four months. Thu uu,lae.
enssl will pay . reasonable reward Tor .
FORMATION ~ 70 her whore sls0aa.
!. ]. COURrNAY.
sOUB1ON, 4 GIEsEN :.
Livery, Feed and
Sale Stable.
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N. LEVY,
ID U TIC u f. Il

COVlNGTON. La.
Bsaooh Of the Vaudeville Fseooh
Market
Respectfully solicits The paasooaee a
the public. Choice Beet. Fork. Veal
aud Mutton every day. 1t prices to suit
the times. Assiee on Columbia street
next % Heintsis store.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01

@. II. Cause VI. J. II. Oonnors and E. ],
Gaeringer-No. g.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01
LOUIS b. ABADIE.
tAgent.)
y w DAk Fir y.
COvlN0TUN. LA.
FRESH BREAD EVERY DA7

bssad and Cakes can ~ had as the
stand near the meat market Or u the
bakery.
Wall deliver frssh Bss.si every ssss.
iug ct yoas sesisiencs. 10 desired.
Choice and Fancy Cakes q
Speciality.
Orders Tor Cafes Tor ricsics. passjs.
AID sapPsss paseseslasly s..iicsssi. Al
sooh osdsgs sAoald - 0soS % Uoo Aay
10 advaoeA aad vill - ssssuesd u 8
0aooss 49, Viii .0aAsaoooo aneioinseioo
u osaoeotjeo VieA eosso eoA tnkeay q
BAR ROOM
49, 6ese ssaahlieAsA. vell seosked visb
ess eesSssss Wtsss. Li9sssa. lio.s.
Lness 9eoe. etc.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01
ABITA RIVER
S1RAH BRICK YA1D.
@. c. ALExIUS, PROPRIETOR
Manufacturers and Dealer in
Paving. Building. Red
Arch and English
Fire Brick

All orders LETT At the yard. or With AIR.
J. ". E. Joxrs. will be promptly At
tended To.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01
For Sale.

Two lots "f ground in Covingtnn. cen.
trally lOcaiesl. known ~ tas kvans and
Sterling lots. Title guaranteed. For
terms apply a this office.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01

Sheriff and sx.oficio Aaesioa
(bring(0a. Ia. Oct IL. lao0.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01
FOR RENT.

4 sew stable. IS By = Ssee. yell ves.
etlesed. l3OoA ssslossl paslssa. Wjsh.
In no var ID Of (:lailosns l:oatsxes.
Apply n EU0. 4 SNtrH.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-11-01

DR.. Ernest Young.
Office aud rssilense. At VINEYARD
Springs. ON the t:olumbia r,si. II
miles from CUvinRtOn.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

"Yes, remember that occasion was
young then. / am not old now. / had not
q pain nor an ache Ny blood was pure
and my cheeks showed its crimson was
happy and healthy. Bat now, woe IS me
do not see q well day. ! have these
distressing dragging down pains, this con-
slant weakness, and ! feel all the time worn
and weary"
For all such sufferers, DR.. Pierce's Favor
ite Prescription is q panacea Of inestimable
value.
AZ an invigorating tonic, II imparts
strength to the whole system. For over
worked, worn-out," debilitated teachers,
girls,n housekeepers, nursing mothers, and
feeble women generally, DIR. Pierce's Favor
ite Prescription is the greatest earthly boon,
being unequaled as an appetizing cordial
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14
FARM AND GARDEN.
A MILKING PARLoR.
~ne Importance OF Having . Nice, Clea
a1ilkfng- Room.


1he Importance Of Having . Nice. Clean
a1ilking-Room.
Perhaps the most disagreeable and
often filthy task about the dairy farm is
milking. 1t matters not how nice and
clean the stalls are kept, when the milk
er starts on row of cows quite a num-
Ger OF them are sure to commence drop
ping manure, and the whole room IL
niled with an offensive odor thst will
pollute the milk, to say nothing of the
discontinue Of putting your foot or milk
pail into this filth. A milking parlor, +"
as we call it. should by all means be
provided. This may be a room or stall
cut OF from the cow stalls. Mine is .
small house ten by twenty feet, convent
entity located in the yard between the
COW barns. In this building there are
two large hangers arranged with self
fastening stanchions, and hinged to tho
wall opposite and above the flank OF the
COW Is kind Of clasp with pin holes,
ETC., as shown in the engraving.
The side Of frame that projects down.
ward is intended for holding an unruly
or kicking COW in position while milk
ing. AS soon as the cows neck is se-
cured in the stanchions, this clamp or
antivoiding attachment is swung around
like gate over the cows flank, and the
drop Is adjusted to rest on the cows
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14
SPICY BITS.

THE amateur biologist is perplexed BY
make head nor tail of it.
SOME one who believes that ssbrevtty
is the soul of wit" writes: Don't eat
stale Q-cumbers; they'll w up"
THE law permits man to use his wife
to rob his creditors. Yet in the face OF
this 1t Is argued that marriage is fail
urc.
PATIENT lat scientists ofice)-"Is tho
healer imp" Attendant-"Yes, sir; brt
she is sick to-day and can't do any busi-
ness"
SOME Boston cynic remarks that 'the
dignity Of letters is largely the ability
to starre without making too much fuss
about it."
FLOATING newspaper paragraph says
that Halifax lady, aged eighty, has
just begun taking piano lessons. Even
the old and feeble can get square with
their ncighbors when they go about IL
right.
CLUBS arc multiplying in Boston witk
amazing rapidity; in fact the city seems
to be club mad. This gives point to .
recent remark of bright woman: "Wo
are returning" she said. "to the days
Of savagery, and are being clubbed to
death"
MwAyGA, King of Uganda, who has
accepted Christianity, is the man who
used to have few wives slaughtercd d
before breakfast now and then. He has
also killed a number of missionaries.
His reformation gives civilization q
great boost in Africa.
THOSE who lave been przzling their
brains to find something in the shape of
. reason for the alarming increase of di-
vorce cases of late can now take men,
tai rest 1t hns just been officially an
nounced that over forty thousand wom-
en- in this country joined cooking classes
.ast year.
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MILKING PARLoR.

back, which effectually prevents her
from dropping filth while milking is
done. When finished milking, the drop
is raised, clamp swung back against the
wall, and stanchion bars thrown open,
when COW steps out and another takes
the place.
My milking room is arranged for two
snilkmen, one operates at each end, door
IN the middle, milk shelf, with soft
brush for cleaning the udder, and broom
TO sweep floor. A small boy may turn
bars and hook up the cows in the barn
as fast as they are called for, and the
cows soon become drilled in systematic
habit that is excelled only by the mill.
tary discipline Of the soldier, and they
march from their stalls to milk room at
the word. By each manger is barrel
OF ground feed, some of which is kept in
the manger while the COWS are MIXED.
The floor, and in fact the whole build
ing-which should be used exclusively
9or milking purposes--may be kept as
clean as parlor, and instead of milking
being drudgery, it may be really at
tractive and interesting piece of work
Country Gentleman.
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The "Air Line"

To any one contemplating q journey the
shortest and most direct line Is always to
be desired. and where one can got this,
together with accommodations which can
not be sxcelled, no further inquiry should
be made. The Louisville, ErdRscille 4 st.
Louis Air Line" comprises each Of these
features, being sixfy miles the shortest
line between St. Louis and Louisville, and
the only line running elegant PQrl0r Cars
on day trains and Pullman Sleepers on
night trains. This line is also the most
direct route to all points In Eastern Ken
tucky and Tennessee the VirginiGs and
Cdr0linas Ttc0 Trains each way daily.
For ii. kets, information or sleeping-car
reservation, call on or address b. e
NORRIS, City Passenger Agent, 1l6 North
Fourth street, ST. Louis, or at Union De-
pot Jos. 8. ODIoRSE, G. p. A.,
Louisville, KY.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14
The Beauty Of Health.

How many women with regular features
that might be beautiful, are not, and instead
of awakening our admiration only arouse
our pity. Their hollow eyes and sunken
cheeks and sallow skin haunt our memory.
Alas an invalid wife or mother or sister
fills the house with gloom and sadness, and
an otherwise happy freside is shadowed
with pail Of regret Blessed be the physi-
clan who has invented a remedy with power
to strengthen the female organization, that
regulates the delicate functions of feminine
life, that relieves those bearing down pains,
that renews the appetite, that perfects d.
gestion, that brightens the eyes and beauti-
fes the complexion with the glow of health.
Such q remedy is DIR. Bulls Sarsaparilla
1t is woman's best friend for counteracting
the evils that afi1ict her sex. Thousands of
lalies owe their beauty to use of this in
comparable Alternative. Demand it of your
druggist Take no other.-Parfs Ners.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

and restorative tonic. Contains no alcohol
to inebriatc no syrup or sugar to derange
digestion; q legitimate medicine, not a
beverage.
As soothing and strengthing nervine,
is invaluable in allaying and subduing nerv-
Gus excitability, exhaustion, prosfration,
hysteria, spasms and other distressing, nerv-
Gus symptoms, commonly attendant upon
functional and organic disease Il induces
refreshing sleep and relieves mental anxi-
ETY. and dependency.
A Book OF 100 pages, on Woman and
sealed envelope. on receipt Of ten cents, in
stamps
Address, WORLDS DmPKNsARY MEDICAL
ASSOCIATION, No. 66S Main Street, Buffalo.
N. Y.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14
TUBERCULOSIS IN CATTLE.

a Dread Disease - Its Confederation an
Important Matter with All stockmen.
Tuberculosis in herd of cattle-es-
pccially in valuable herd = is . very
serious matter, says q writer in the
Country Gentleman; serious not only
from the immediate consequences, but
more from the prospective injury.
Once in herd, and no one can tell
where it will stop; indeed, according to
our best authorities, even the herdsman
In such cases is not without consider
able danger. Every one owning stock
should read and study carefully DR..
Laws able address at Springfield, ILL.,,
on this subject. 1t seems to me that
every agricultural paper should print
either the entire address or . full abb
stract, that all stockmen may know the
Importance of this subject
If, as now seems demonstrated, tuber-
culosis is caused by microbes, which are
coughed up with the sputa, and are thus
easily scattered to new fields-the lungs
of other animals yet healthy-surely
then, in view of the terrible fatality OF
this malady, no probable case even
should be permitted to remain whore ii
would endanger other yet healthy
animals. The fact that whole herds in
the United States have been sacrificed
to such dallying with this fearful
plague emphasizes the importance of
more decided action. If one Of my
cattle were to show chronic cough,
especially were this attended with ap-
parent i'll health, should certainly
isolate such an animal at once from all
others in the herd; should thoroughly
disinfect the stall where 1t had pre-
viously stood by q most thorough scrub
bing with dilute carbolic acid; and in
case it were bull, should not use him
any moro till he recovered. This would
be the least i should think Of doing. I
believe it would be wiser to kill
such an animal at once. closely
examine the lungs. and in case the
tuberculous condition appeared in the
form OF bags of thick mucus should
carefully watch to detect any spread of
the malady in my herd, and stamp out
any subsequent case as soon as 1t might
nut in an appearance. When an ami
NAL is killed, it should be burned or
buried, that the infection be not scat
tered. speak as one who has had some
experience and more observation. am
sure that this disease is in many herds
in the country. Every one should know
of its symptoms and its terrible fatality.
Every stockman should be SO thoroughly
varnGd that in every case of its appear
ance active measures should be taken
to thoroughly stamp 1t out
We do not positively know rs yet that
this disease is hereditary; yet the proba-
bilities are SO strong in that direction
that every wise breeder will hesitate
before he uses any animal with .
chronic cough. As Mr.. War6eld recent
ly stated, this Is one of the most inn
portant subjects before our cAttlemen of
to-day.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward foz
any case Of Catarrh that can not be cured
by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
Z. J. CHENEY & Co., Props., Toledo, o.
Cheney for the last fifteen years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm
West & Truax, W holesale Druggists, Toledo
Walding, Kinnan u Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system Testimonials free
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14
DIsastrous FailureI

We can mention no failure more disas-
trous than that Of physical energy. 1t in
wolves the partial suspension Of the digest
i've and assimilative processes, and entails
the retirement from business of the liver
and kidneys. Only through the good Offices
toration OF its former vigorous status be
hoped for. When this aid has been secured
a resumption of activity in the stomach
liver and bowels may be relied upon The
Bitters conquers malaria and kidney trou
bles.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

FrvrERx contestants clad for the fray,
Armed with good steel and in battle array
Surviving for fucre. brave Knights Of old
Strove Tor their honors and medals OF gold.
0rivin each shining pen over the paper
seeking 70 sound as the most proper caYer.
The praises OF remedies known the world over
From Paris 70 Calais, from Calais to Dovers
But each Knight vainly stfvesianguage fats In de-
scriptfon
OF the manifold virtues sFavorite Prescription"
When Ill or depressed with that s'dragg-
ing down. feeling, consequent upon weak
ness, suffering from headache, weak or
lame back, and the many ills common to the
weaker sex, take DR.. Pierce's Prescription,
which Is guaranteed to give satisfaction or
price (sl.00) returned See printed guaran-
tee on bottle wrapper.
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Consumpt:ou surely Cured.

TorHE EEDIToR:-Pleasein in form your read
ers that / have positive remedy for ths
above named disease. BY its timely use
thousands of hopeless cases have been per-
manently cured Ishall be glad to send two
bottles Of my remedy FREE to any of your
readers who have consumption if they will
send me their express and post-office ad-
dress Respectfully, T. A SLocUM, M c.,
ISL Pearl street, New York.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

CoxMox sense teaches us that thorn or
splinter in the flesh must be removed before
the part can heal Malaria in the system
must be destroyed before health can return.
Shallenberger's Antidote for Malaria does
this and health returns Immediately. There
is no other known Antidofc. Sold by drug
gists, or sent by mail for one dollar. A T..
Shallenberger h Co., Rochester, Pa
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

Ny wife for several years had been an in
valid and slowly grew worse tried doc
tors, but their skin failed A neighboI
recommended DR.. Bulls Sarsaparilla and
her health began to mend at once She
weighs fifteen pounds more than she did
four months ago, and feels quite strong and
well-G. W. Strain. Canton, o.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

OF health and strength renewed and Of
ease and comfort follows the use Of Syrup
of Figs, as it acts in harmony with nature
to enectually cleanse the system when
costive or bilious For sale in Soc and $1.00
bottles by all leading druggists.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

IsN'r It rather remarkable that ssthe
oldest inhabitant" is never q womani-
Washington Star.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

Sir Noucls Free, will be sent by Cragin &
Co., Philada, Pa, to any one in the y. s: OF
Canada, postage paid, upon receipt Of 2
Dobbins' Electric Soap wrappers. See Esi
Of novels on circulars around each bar.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

You hardly realize that it is medicine, when
taking Carter Little Liver Pills; they are
very small; no bad effects; all troubles
from torpid liver are relieved by their use.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

TEE fashionable woman in the forties is
not generally ambitious to discover new
wrinkle.-Binghanton Leader.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

FoR the first week sftef coming OF
the nest or incubator the chicks should
be kept on clean floor and have pan
Of fre gravel which has been heated in
the oven, to dust In. This IL said to be
. good preventive of gaps
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

THE revolver and the bank cashier arc
alike, they never 90 on unless they arc
loaded.-Washtngton Star.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

DEAD men tell no tales, but the ones who
write their obituaries often do.-Elmira
Star.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

THE fellow who so obsequiously takes on
his hat when a lady enters the elevator in
an Office building, probably jaws his own
wife and makes her split the kinding,
carry up the coal and make the fires Of
mornings the year round. = Arkansaw
Traveller.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14
Home-Seekers' HaK-Ratc Excursions Wis
the Wabash.

On April % and May 20 the Wabash Rail-
road viii sell tickets at one fare for the
round trip to points in Kansas, Nebraska,
Indian Territory, Texas, New Mexico, Colo
RADIO, Wyoming, Utan, Idaho, Montana,
North and South Dakota, Northwestern
Iowa and Minnesota. Tickets will be good
returning thirty (S0l days from date of sale.
agent of the Wabash or connecting railroads.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs
is Hale's Honey of Horehoupd and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops Gre in one minute.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

WASTING away, growing thinner every
day. Poor child You need DR.. Bulls Worm
Destroyers and you would soon grow fat
and hearty. Mamma, get her some.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

CHEMISTS are seldom henpecked hus-
bands. They have too much experience
with retorts. Free Press.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

SaE can dance all night in q pair Of shoes
two sizes too small for her, and enjoy every
minute of the time.
The Colfax chronicle., 1890-06-14

A DEAp-BEAT can generally stand loan
even if he can't support himself Bling
hamton Republican.