Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-03-28

ding would be tomorrow. God help my
children TO do something for other folks.
"How you girls can fritter away your
lives when there is so much to do 1 can
not see. You old married women, you
will get time to rack around for bazaar
and hurrah for an oyster supner. You
will actually have ball in the interest
of religion. A ball, sirl Christian sa-
looni Next thing you will have
''Christian g HELPS Half Acre. You
rack around running your poor old feet
off to get little lace, or something for
the church. am sorry you are married
TO a pig.
At this point handsome tribute was
paid TO his wife by Mr.. Jones. She gets
money from the bank on terms of perfect
equality, with him. Her checks are as
good as his Re applied some delicate
epithets to the men who dole out an oc-
cassIonal nickel to their wives, then ask
what did you do with that nickel gave
you six months ago?' While berating
the men at this point he turned on the
ministry saying: "'Now say amen -
which they did. ''Now you whip
these fellows when am
gone. He spoke of women
who trollop around at entertainments
s'Rnd, " said ne, "they have damna-
BILE punch bowl. When the day comes
when men will say what do you need
for the spread OF the gospel?' then
plank down, then things will be better.
Then the church will stand where CoFne-
Illus stood. If 1 was pastor and my
people had a bazaar l would resign.
The pastor who permits these things is a
fee in the pulpit. Little fellow in the
mi 10
ence between him and them is the differ
euce between hlGh-cock- a-lorum and
ow-cOck- a. highrum.
81 would as soon be convicted of
stealing as Of stinginess. His old hide
is like an alligator S skin, so tough you
can I hurt him. You've got to shoot
him in the eye. Stingy! Stingy! You
old stingy fellows, I can pick you up on
the point OF o pin and then have to take
q microscope. If you happen to fall in
the milk your wife would have to strain
it to find you. If 1 had to swallow some
Of you / would put lot of you in q cap
sule.
81 would rather be beggar and give
like a prince than be a prince and give
like a beggar. You old stingY thing, all
you lack of being a hog is the bristles.
90 Cornelius feared God with all his
house He was good always. Many
MethodIsts and Baptists thank God they
are on praying ground. You old fools,
you never were there. The story of the
sheet being let down to show Peter
his duty towards Cornelius was given
with comments. Three times has
charm. Jesus prayed in the garden
three times. Paul prayed three times.
Simon Peter was q Hardshell Baptist
till after this sheet was let down then he
jumped over into the Methodist church.
Adam was Methodist. John the Bap-
fist was the same. -
A very touching home picture was re-
lated. 81 have talked plain but ! pray
God to bless it TO your souls. Let us
quit these sugar coated pills.
Mr., Jones gave the allegory of the
littlSbrook and the pond with fine effect.
After a few more remarks he called for
Christians who would promise TO try to
be still better to give him their hands
The man was almost exhausted as he sat
and shook hands right and left with
scores that came up. Then sinners ask.
ing prayers stood up. There was large
batch of them.