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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
DENW SYLV a n | a
RAILROAD.

ox AND AFTER FEBRUARY 7TH. 1890,
Tran, lga,c IoOt VI DesOrOsse' anu No''-
a1dt as III FAST LINE for West Pullman
, sa"gaS , a slfSpGe 6la 1Hq 30 & oo
Williams port Lock Haven aud Remove except sunday
oannaa ,o,do g11iSy' 1i.VANIA LIMITED, com;
toSed exclusively Of pullman yetbglg DIa%ng -
ton cars. pre.citnl financial rp.i -i,9o-I'pn Id
prcrshop library and all the convenience Of home %
on.ee Afagd ~ ,1 1 K,r.,, nad 10 and
400 p. M.1sf2 lots CHiCAGo, AND cINCLNSThAIl ,.
EXPKtsS. Pulln ve,tbue Sleeping ar i ana DlI
ibs Car ET%,a4 Xcy YORK Co columbus, Arrives Gin;
cinna Is a. N. Chicago p. H., and 81 LOUIS 7o
$50 wgSr aa5 Nsd a%REEsS Fl "a SoP':
bgIe Sleeping Car and Ne1bnis Penn,y, ana railroad
piniac car Ne~.Y orI 70 Philadelphia. Arrives az n
finns 80 eond morning Connects for Cleveland
a,d Tolsdo daily except siiffHs Pullman vestibuIs
sVo rpi S:epins ca Ne.York % CHICAGO NeT York e
1c, 1e x, DIX EGd nns s G9i' sSS
tor CORY Erie The on Regions Cleveland and Column
B.LrIMoRE, WASHINGTON, AND THE soUTH.
,.' Sa,ay ,Ni 70 10 A. H.. arrive wilmington
s s3 ny and ''6oneressional Limited daily. with
Dining Car n a. % 20 gFss oS asd a. & 90
10 80 80 and 90 p. m, and u 10 nighLd ~
6ay and - Is night For points GhaDeake ans
Ceache. through, 80 p; M daily rr,,,,, p,-o, "a,
70, and ba7 COACH weekdays. For Cape May 90 p m
For 9d Il POM R Pnq go a ~ daily except sunday
and p. n daily via Baltimore ana Bay Line =;l0
p M week. FOR PHILADELPHIA
KS 80 70 30 Is 10 90, cai'ago I LTi sSa
3 o TO- 90 o. 80 % and an 81 y IS n,saI
49, 95aisn CO. 10 is 80 90 no Lmed and
i2is Rrf. co. Ss, so "a g. 59a 40
The Ncw York Transfer company viii call for and cheek
frou hot residences
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4 FOOT or 'LIFEETY ST, N0ET[m, RIVER
400 for E2s.oa He'; !. A4,9.ogn Mpg S
aqua. Shamokn >unbuiy Lsw.sbari. wIiamsport.
100 =. No. Tor rlcn ngiou Easion, Bethlehem, Allen
,s:i5 a. Y. ios iaSe mqnHonr Ea.toa. nethlG,nc@.
ing. lIarri,burg. ro,Ytlc Iamaqua, ShamoAin. sun
90 p. NJ Tor ti,nInstcn faston Bethlehcm. Allen.
'oTp N1u'@ C@% T aloa 6'nr oa fesSa MaucS
80 D. M. Tor tic6iaeton IaEc opatsoas' Ea,on
90, 10 2 ~. Tor t,,on Betnlchem Auontown N2u,,a
p non 800 a M sunday ior r ta,5Sn p,,,, Allen
90, p. %. SUNDAYS. for ra-on. bethlehem, Allen
for Red Bank. Long Branch. A,bup. Park, ocean
2:30. 900. 20 300 6.lo D. 90. SUNDAYS. 90 a. u,
90 ,. n sunday train, do not stop at Ocean Grove or
For Monmouth Beach seabrisht. etc, at 30. SIS
FOR a. Atantc 0his6and, va Nanwan and Kcyport
80. Is. 10 30 q. ~. 90, 400 40 ,. m Sundays
For Iaktwood 80. 10 M. 900. 80. 20 . 90
p For Toms River BaTaesat. i:SO sl5 am 90.
Tor Atlantic CIty 30 m :oG 80 e. 90 oh,ouss
express with Paror ,ar,l sundays at 1000 a. NJ
y@19a n?s 3d. s re- Is 80 o. S 90 o.
90 90 500 30. 10, 80 p. m. sundays. 90
FOR PHILADELPHIA. BALTIMORE AND
WASHINGTON.
Via Central r. K. Of New-Icrs,y, Philadelphia Reading
H. r. and Baltimore and Ohio 4. K.
For rhlad D Liza at 200 40. 80 II 100 a nl 80.
SUNDAYS, 80 80 90 20. 90 900 p. m.
For baltimore and Washington daily at 80 II go EEK.
e'pTS r s%"u is;yqg i5 30 90.
nestlon Tor Reading. Harrisburg. Pot,s,nic s.. -,
Tc1G' i 40 aSs % a., csn AZ West
l25.nst IA last l25t9,t Newl ora; court-st' $50
o1 rs HT9 5S$ amoay will call for and check
baggage from hotel or fcsdenes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
4 LHIGH VALLEY RAILROAD.

PASSENGER TRAINS leave foot COrtlAndt Ana
Dcsbrosscs sts As follows:
a. m Tor Slatington and intermediate points.
A. m. for Geneva, Lyons, EmIa, Rochester Buffalo
and the West aud principal Local points Chair ear 70
Ivons and Pullman To Suspension Bridge.
II a. m. L. and y. Junction aud intermediate points.
Chair TO Mauch CHUNK
Chair car So Tunkhannock Connection to Reading and
10 D. IN for Elrira and principal intermediate points
Chair ear Wilkcsbare and Pullman seepers Sus.
pension Bridge
- 20 p. III. for S.atngton and intermediate points.
40 p. N. for Mauch CHUNK and intermediates points
Connection ~ Reading and Harrisburg.
u. III. for Geneva, Lyons. Elmtra ROchester Bunaio
and the West pullman seelefs to pension
Bridge.
Trains leaving at a. m. II a. M. I D. m. and 40
y. connect Tor all points In MahanOy and Ha2leton
coal regions. ..... $500 -
SUNDAY TRAINS.
q. for Mauch Chunk, HaKletOn and informed
points and II p Shcnlrdoah AID intermcdiatr pon
40 y. n. for Mauch Chunk and intermediate points.
y. m. Tor Geneva. Lyons. Elmir Rochester. BuHaie
and the West Pullman sleeper To Lyons and Suspension
General Eastern once. 295 Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
Musical instruction.

DANJO and GUITAR taught IN twenty PfH2e No ~
10 with without the aid OF notes IL ttS ~ - NOA
SON. 1870 Broadway, between 81 @n" '0u &
- ITIoI cI-TTAR, INSTRUCTION. Thorough tut
ID ton Dorc Brothers. Coz Oth.3fe-, 'iys Iul -
grand banjo concert. Steinway Han Msrch . h"M Oh 81
n, SCHILLER Musical Director late OF S;thdafu
L. Thratro can be engaged 10 dihl ana c0houct ol'a
comuauies and oratoriOs. INSTITUTION on piano oiE""
violin singing and theory. 636 East l3'th'i'
DTANO LESSONS given at pupils residences 6y gen
l. teman teacher: 20 cents a lesson. Address fhED
BRICKS, care Barnes, 3i4 4th-aVe.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
For Both SeXeS-City.

A THE CONVERSATION METHOD, ,,-,.,., ,
"A. By EDMOND GASIlN EAw ~ VIZ r' 41dst ..
onUosits rescrVoir FRENCH. GERMAN, SfANiSl'
JTNIIAN &c quickly mastered. Best native teachers
glasses. SC
A BUSINESS EDUCATION BookKeepinG, writing
A o-i,bmetic correspondence, spelling, grammar SO
biography ypevrtns LaIie. d p c6ITEGE
10 Bowery+ cor Canal; uptown, 10I w hth'st' cor
HrOa
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
STEAMBOATS,.

Ii FARES REDUCED VIA STONlNG-
y 10Y IINF-Th" inside route Boston. % Prov.
"a, H. cue block above canal st., az . y. 10. SUNDAYS
,N.c, ted. -
ALL RIVER LINE.-BoSton, $500, Tor
l. 80. i'm I'd t,N.t. FAEIS REDUCED TO
al rDl\IS Leave Pier - y r. foot Of Murray -st.l
w.S d,,- only ~ %. 20. SUNDAY IT'D, VIII De resumed
,,,.,,-,..r, March so. CoNn,ctOI b. Annex Oat ON
l.o.ltu 40 81 jersey CIV Al : D. u. steamers PlL.
GRIM and Providence ia COMMISSION Al o''h'''F"
90 Do steamer
v ORWICu LINE FANORlTE INSIDE
y E0i. rF Fares reduced. To- Boston. % worcester.
-, ,,rr..ndg REDUCTIONS 20 an point, Last Steamers
,. per iO lod number. North River loot OF Wats-,t
(ncNt per above Dc,hro>,cs-'t i az. ",I'l IN
.rit~ ~ D. o.. 3" w maj. .N-''''.-
~ W-UAVEN.-Stcame leave Peck Slip
~ ~pi,- % T. r. al , D. IN. AMI II p. m (Suniays ex'
reut,d, steamer, arrive ia time for trans noth ana 9dSt
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
Gedchers.

XFANTED.-A position in private school m NV o a
w suburbs - gONcrnyr, tn a prlNat' idiiiS ~
experienced teacher Who is also ~ dal'i7t o Wy and
Arar,uv ~ Dcsipp. SALARY. $500 English branches anu
ar. sp.ciaucs. Highe-t social ana cdIgatlon1, d.
co also references FROM leading NcWAosk 1sls' Au-
dress '"Tl ron" Tribune once
yEOMAN'S EXCHANGE TEACHERS ~ 49, Ssos
Vboth sc4es, supplies proie,s"j Shntcrohcs &C.
colleges schools and famIics; also noohAe'pc'' 'e'
nho-s md copvsfs 70 business fTfrs.
P"Wiss G I WERNER. 900 SHAVE. NHw'fofK O'y'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
Brooklyn

st CATHARINE'S HALL BROOKLYN oeo
Diocesan school for Young Ladies and children Zev
-, ooa Washinrfon.ave Brooklyn, l.. 1. In charge Of
the Sister Of St. Faster term begins feo SyO
s9tn 70 sto0: foT DAY pupils $50 500 Kindergarten
To ,tnent $5O nor annum Prepares for college APP
NV 10 SISTER CAROLINE, Superior.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
lce Cream

, FACT-Hor,on's Ice Cream IS made from pure
,r..fn Horizons Patent super Frozen Bflch. OF lcs
c,r ,or Restaurants Churches Festivals tc Will keep
kafi one hour. Country order. prompty hned DTkos,
1o,,S Il New York: and 453 Futoust.. Brooklyn
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
An1tlon Sales of Real Cstdte.

DICHARD V. HARNETT, Auctioneer.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 3Jth.
THE FI,AGG ESTATE SALE. 49,
100 Fine Building Plots and Lots
on the principal avenues ana streets,
YONKERS, Ncw-HOrk.
For and P2Tleu22r' a. apPy y to a EfGa
HSt BSG III RroadTay attorneys James 5 Fitch
opposite Hudson River h. K. Depot Yonkers. -
A Mi sc at auction H W&fbNs6&Y FG ~ and
a; II Oco6 i 9oSn room sG us So to IS L5ertyst
2s2 2ss souri, ST.
4'S' 400 and story brick buildings; plot 4ox1eo
M IiaTS'1 at T Aacioneer,. 70 LiDerty.st
PHILIP A. SMYTH. .AuCu0NEEK, ,.,,a-. j. At
q cc SNa m at Real Esatc E,cranse 5oo5 Loery''
pEREMPlORY. sALE., .-r, rwrrr
FIVE N0DE yE q WEE VEST S 5laPS KID Y HNb i
WEST 7orii.ST between s,h ana On ayesi'S Cr,
fCqrSGy 9 hasSS Ss ois S2<05 Zach u- M
era, JOIN d2WN1iiIN oa "a ID't;,,i
4 -PHnIP \. SNYrH. ArGuoNEi.li. ,vodocsa,v
a. SM45H 4, E o HS at Real Etat &hane 800
Liberty-st.
ESTATE OF LAURA V. WEBB. DECD.
r., order O, the heirs and Of william Seward Webb and
waiter Webb a; trustees.
A TSI2 {1I f9f T. r. foF }5E -sn15
Il w ssrH.sr.. NEAR 51H-AvE.; @5N9s.9
9o5 AND 3e7 CANAI~sT.; i2N abt SIC
2so AND on SOUTH 5TH.AyE.; ass@1 abt 100.
AND : woosrER.sr.: 429y abt. 100
The Canal.st.. South shave. and Woo,terst proper
ties connect.
pLArr & BOWERS. Attorneys. 81 wnlian,s'.
Book maps. &c.. a, Auetoncri'. oncr. 20 Li9cr'y-''
=, or II. SMITH A Co. Aucaonc,r-. VIII sell az aue-
IL ton Thursday February D. at o'roc' D. DE- at th'
Office Of Miller Co.. junction Of Van AIJ ara '".N'o'
/ AYES. by percmptory order Of :. j. S'l'lNO,.
and Agent OF UNION COLLEGE. l' DESIRABLE
BUILDING LOTS. on EA>T-ANE. ana NINIH-NI. near
ycrponaye.. in the LIT Ward Of Long ISLAND CITY.
Ninthst +. graded and acadam.l"d IA, curb. CUTTERS
and sidewalk, complete and Che ot> ar hh'd n,ArN 70
grade and are ADNANTA"EOI SLY LOCATED Tor IN
MEDIATE IMPROVEMENT.
only 50 per cent cash required Title p'rfect
Map and particular, at the Onion COLLEGE Land once
s. Bord,n.ayc or Of Roe II. smith CO.. l3i ntoh~'e
and SO Main,t Long Island CIV.
m AHTlTION SALE. ,1luabl. orange County fam
i The homestead farm belonging 0" ue estate Of \ ~
woodhu dccoaca to'el9 y,t adj,ent to Muara"
line OF the lie lairo1a WI ,- oo a., ' Zoo "
T6is farm comprises upward of 400 arc and WI De
sold in two Iacr, An9 1l a., ,,u rr,ey DIOR T. t
sair The uppg fam Win comprise about 20' and t'
'0" tpon g. ?@sr ann is large 'r2mc 1oa'g ., ~
paror billiard ana dlning room and nut r. PANTRY
Steam heat ana ho, ana GOA "a' .-,
o@a eo''9 az . S9 as r' .-i i. b. woodland and
tp6n .ic upp-r far There hou- In nine rooa-
lncrc j., also GOOD Dig 'prine Oh ,l' ',. and r
opportunity offered secure valuable ia csi'' az
M sale Is p.remp'oy to clos. ne tat fa .,
part OF the Iurcha-" money mes ROMAN on BONG ''p ''
g19 s,.l, For Il iaSd ag % i9 o 70 NINA foWLtE
ilaiStlf', Attorne,,. g. valet Ncu-YolH CITY.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
Dantlne ArGoemlcs.

.IEXANDER MACGREGoh's, 10s West 9Sth' stj
So - in dancing immad 9tcly altef the non
do. advanced classes saturday hollihE an 80
caton desirable. Private lessons any u-e oS SiPo
-CARTIER's DANCING ACADENa 81 . Ctn ava all
hdrrs "' ATT TAUGHT RAPIDLY. Hans 70 Jet.
p. FEW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN To- c,laIl 81,
a iol,ct dancing formed re- .ith'',S ~
ctanpcd UNION SQUARE CONSERVATORY Union
Square. a.
~ FORGE WALLACE'S Dancing Schools, 80 ana o
~ west l-o"'''' 81" 20 West 59th-st. See Circular.
TNICK ERBOCKER, "A West lith-stLiW ALIm nj , %no
II ali Fashionable dances taught rapidly pfNaDn
sons all hours individual instruction in class by TWO
competent teachers. Circulars -------
orp OWN ACADEMY FOR DANCING. Gs West 23d.
IL IfCSoa HIGGINS Prop-Aferr and evening cas,es
70 ouartcr "a lessons. So WALTZ GU AtAN ii ratp
IT,, tnrac los ons a. A. tho Fashionable dances taught
Mil, NEW DANCE Jour OWT,'' TAUGHT.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
Real estate tl)nnlc0.

A. Uo1.cs 10 r.nt and for sale furnished and unfur
ui,hed no charge FOR rogl-t flu4. 1 49,
j. ROMANO BROWN CO.
- West 33d-st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16

Bows and Young Men-Country.
o,,oICI' CuCoI.-sbortlidRe Media Academy for
A Nv and yoHnc men. sWITHIN C. SHoRILIDGE
n NJ (HarVard Graduate)' Meu4@ feHiN '"'" A
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16

.LFXANDER INSTITUTE, Military Boarding 5 hoo
A White Plains. y. Y Principal u H. "ILh4S'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16
PALMER HOUSE. LAKEWOOD, n. J.

NOW OflN.
Arrangement. IAN o." made Tor board.
Fourth season. Steam open wood Nr,s elevator.
electric holls .un Ia los J. r. PALMER Manager.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16

AIIANTIt CITY, =. j..
4 substantial and .trr,squc motel IA" Beach Lar
lonn- handsomely urul he'd. Ilo'aor steam neat. su
rario and every Ncncncri 90, meet
all IA =
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-16

(IHELTENHAM ACADEMY, oGONTZ, Re- A.o,
4 IineYceei lOcat on and SuriOundngs. New school
equipment Gymnasium, military drlL &C 4nH cIs
niepar college or sclentlnc schVOI hOt
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-29

seepc night trains
Dinner train w. Returning
m. Mflen
M
E. gu
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and
ana
a
s sod to all points and and ~
r FLEMING Ticket
CENTRAL RAILROAD OF CIEORGTa =
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-29
THIS WELL KNOWN ESTABLISHMENT HAS A
Lithographng and Engraving Department

which complete within ITSELF largest concern or
the KING IN the south 1t is thoroughly equipped having
the art the best Of artists the most skfIfu ho
rSpherS, all under the management OF experienced
superintendent.
1t also has the advantage Of being a part Of a well
equipped printing and binding house. provided with everv
thing necessary to handle orders promptly carefully and
economically $500
Corporations, manufacturers, banks and bankers mer
chants and other business who placing
orders are solicited TO gye this house opportunity to
uitude to warrant M special will be to maEa
estimates.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-29
Plant Steamship Line.

TRI-wEEKLY.
Tampa, Key West and Havana.
SOUTH-BOUND.
Lv. Port Tampa Mon, Wed and Sat-, II p NJ.
Ar Key West Tues. Thurs and Sun at 10 p H.
Ar Havana Wed, Fri. and Mon, "a, NJ.
NORTH-BOUND.
Lv Havana Mon, Wed. and Fri at IL noon.
Lv Key West Mon, We'd and Fri. at 10P ID.
Ar Port Tampa Tues. Thurs. and Sat. 3 p NJ.
Connecting at Port Tampa with West Indian
Fast Mail train to and from Northern and East
ern cities For stGteroom accommodations ap-
ply to City Ticket Office s., +. & W. Ry JACK
sonville, or Agent Plant Steamship Line Tampa.
WILBUR Mccoy G. F. and T. A
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-29
RAILROADS.
Charleston and Savannah Railroad

SCneQule IN Effect Nov 10, 1871
TRAINS leave and arrive at Savannah b
A STANDARD Time, which is 80 minutes slowel
than city time.
NORTHWARp.
No. 56.# No. 14.+ No.7S.# No. l6l
Lv Saw 6:55 a m 1889 p N $40 p m i:10 p 4
Ar Beu'ft+ II 20 a m
Ar Alld'le ....... 4;2s a m 6:55 D d
Ar Aug. d. .. ZOO a m ..
AR Char. 1916 p m $50 pm 1885 N $50 p q
SOUTHWARK.
No, 15.E No. 35.* No. RS No. 2SI
Lv Char. s:1s m 2:5s p IN 400 a m 1:4o 4
Lv Aug. =. ..... ~ 9:80p 4
Lv Beu'ft .... 300 D m ~ -.
Ar Say. .. 11;40 IN 6:22 . m 6:44 N sos 4
*Daily.
Train No. II stops at Green Pond.
Train No. rs stops only at Montieth, Hardes
vile, Ridgeland, Ooosawhatchie, Green Pond
Ravenel
Trains Nos Is, 10, a5 and SO stop at all stations
For tickets, Pullman car reservations ana
other information, apply to J. B. QLlVEROS'
Ticket Agent, % Bull street, and at depot.
E. p. MCSWINEY, Gen. Pass. Agent
@. S. GADSDEN, Superintendent.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-29

,Beochans Pills cure bilious and nervous
ills.-Adr.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-24
FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE.

HENRY BATTEL. his 10-year-old daugh-
ter and Herbert Mclean, aged 10 years,
were killed by lightning on the 10th
near Moose Jaw, Man., while eating
supper: .....-.,.... -.
NEAR Toronto, Can, William Gifln,
aged so years, and his grandson. years
old, we're drowned in the Humber river
on the 18th.
In fire ON the 18th at Quebec, Can,
Pierre Meranda, his wife and three chill.
dren and two sailors were burned to
death.
AN entire family, consisting of father,
mother and six children, were suf-
located on the 18th by charcoal fumes
in Paris.
On the 18th Count Conrad Stolberg,
heir to one of the richest landed es-
tates in Germany, was accidentally
shot and killed while duck shooting.
The parish church, the synagogue and
seventy houses at Rosenau, in Hungary.
were burned on the 18th.
FIRE ruined the immense warehouse
OF the Manchester Canal Company in
Liverpool on the 18th. Loss, $500, 600.
On the 18th DR.. Peters. the German
African explorer, reached Zanzibar.
The discovery was made on the 18th
that large number of the presents
given to Henry M. Stanley and wife on
the day of their wedding in London
had been stolen.
The death of Eugene Schuyler, of
New York, the American Consul-Gen-
eral at Cairo, Egypt, occurred in that
CITY ON the 18th, aged 50 years.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-24
THE LION LOOSE,
An Ohio Farmer Who Was Not Afraid OF
tho King of Beasts.

An Ohio Farmer Who Was Not Afraid OF
tho King of Beasts.
One night when old Dan Rice was ex-
hibiting his circus in an Ohio town. it
came on to rain about the time the per-
formance was over, and hundreds of
people stuck to the tent for shelter.
Dan didn't want to be mean, but the
canvas must come down, and so he sent
three of the men through the crowd to
whisper:
Don't get excited and make q rush.
but I must inform you that the Numidian
lion has escaped from his cage. Please
60 out quietly"
The people went fast enough-all but
!. few unbelievers. There was farmer
and his wife and five children, and he
got them in q circle in the ring and
placed four or five pickels, three or four
hard-boiled eggs and paper of salt in
his straw hat in the center. One of the
men came up and inquired:
what are you doing here, old man?"
''Waitin'," was the reply.
"Didn't you know the lion was loose?'
"Yaas, heard 'em say so. Is it true?
'tOf course it isl
Regular lion?'
Eyes" ..
Regular Numidian lion?'
Eyes"
Healthy and fat?"
eyes" ..-E
WAL, that's what we're waitin' fur.
We're calculatin' to eat the burned
orttter afore we leave, and wish you'd
hurry him up!''-N. Z. Sun.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-24
JOLLY JOkELETS.

''GRoUcH is the stingiest man in col.
lege." Lawrence-"Yes he's mean
enough to take the bea M out of his own
eye, If he thought he could sell tho tim.
ber."
ION, dear" said an old man, who was
fishing for his dinner and lost large
pickerel from his hook, ''how desp'ret
bad it makes you feel to lose what you
never We had"
'"'John," said Mrs. Billus, anxiously,
'you whipped Willie too hard His spirit
is utterly broken" "What makes you
think SOP" inquired Mr. Billus. 'He
asked me little while ago if didn' t
want to cut his hair"
AN American elm will live under ia
vorable circumstances 300 years; a maple
500 years; the orange $50 years. 1t is
estimated frst-class scandal will live
several cons. Several that originated
In early Egypt are still living and in
good health.
WEARY SEARcHER Cooking for board)
~ hope, madam, you do not object to
children" Boarding House Mistress
''Oh, not in the least. have nine N.Y.
SELF" Weary Searcher (backing off,
s'Um- er--if decide to take the rooms
will send you postal. Good-day."
''IsN'T that Mr.. Dolliver near the
chairman" said Mrs. Pongee to her hus-
band. At a public dinner. Ives, my
dear" "How utterly miserable he
looks. Has he been IMP" ''Oh, no, he's
all right. The poor fellow is booked for
q funny speech after dinner, that's all. :"
FANN1E's mother is great hand to
borrow Of her next-door neighbor. One
day Fannie went into neighbours for a
visit, but found them all ready to go
away to stay week. ''Is 90 all doin' at
once?" Eyes. baby and ALL" why"
she said. in an aggrieved tone, "how
tan 90? My mamma will want to bor'
'ttnrs."
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-24

''NEARLY all the hot-weather patients
whom have attended," remarked a
Cincinnati physician recently, ''have
been drinking too much ice-water If
you must have ice-water sip it slowly.
Take five minutes in putting away a
moderate drink. Take your lemonade
through straw and spend ten minutes
over the glass. Then you will not shock
your stomach and enfeeble your sys-
tenn. But think hot drinks are best
tor the summer. Hot, weak tea is good,
and, speaking of tea, l beg you to let
that popular abomination, ice-tea, alone.
1t Is deadly compound. have no use
for it.v
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-24

THE sudden, unexpected death of
three persons has saved the life of one
man. Aero Policy, West Virginian,
was to be tried for an assault on Julia
Hester, tho penalty of which,. in that
State, is death. The only witnesses
were the girl herself, her sister and
her mother, and all three of these were
killed a few days ago in railroad dis
aster on the Chesapeake & Ohio. The
case against Policy has therefore neo-
essarily boon dismissed.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-24

DISCOVERIES made by United States
Marshal Hurrah at Braddock, Pa, lead
10 the belief that many wholesale deal
ers in whisky throughout the country
ore engaged in changing the internal
vevenue stamps on barrels so as to make
the liquor appear to be several years
older than it is, thus obtaining moro
than double the market price for it.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-24

1r is not at all strange that in a
crowded church on a hot summer night
the incessant waving of fans by men,
bers of the congregation should, in
some instances, disturb the train OF
thought of the pastor, especially if he
be inexperienced and easily disconcert-
ed. But the Massachusetts dominic
who, thus irritated, stopped in the
midst of his discourse on a recent Sun
day and commanded his audience to
think of icebergs and polar bears and
look at me, suddenly created a GOODNESS
In the house which was not down on the
programme nor indicated by the ther-
mOmator
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-24

If any one wants cool summer Job
let him seek employment on the Central
Pacific road in the Sierras, where, in
the midst of this hot season, some of
the side tracks are covered with snow.
and where the rotary snow pillow is still
clearing off hard-packed drifts. When
this is all done, and later in the season,
if it is still desirable to keep cool, one
may, seek delights in the gulches along
the road where recent reports place the
snow at fifty to sixty feet deep.