The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-12-28

the worst yet. Do you expect a man who
has all his life sat by good warm fire in &.
cosy room, and had nouhing to do but look
at his hand, is going to jump out in the cold
ana clean out muddy bitches just for fun ?
why you must have hides like rhinoceros.
Suppose it did cost twice as much to clean
out part OF the bitches as it did to construct
all OF them at the start, did they not have
clean earth to work in! / am s. till laughing
and II you don't let up am afraid 1 viii
impair my health. There you go again.
You don't like the fire chief!
You say he could not extinguish fire fly.
what DO you know about fires anyway.
Nothing of course, (you will hereafter
You know that he has been east don't you
ana has seen all that is necessary to be
SEEM 1t has not cost so very much to fix
That department up, and l think il is safe
to predict that if a fire of any magnitude
should break out it will not extend beyond
the city limits. Oh come off, save your
kicks till L give you a subject. You
have not established your right as a carpet
Dagger to kick. Oh you don't like the
treasurers Well that is good, 1 know
him. He IS a good fellow and l can assure
you II any money gets to his office (Which
IS douDtfuD it will be as safe as if you or
BAD It, Don't worry yourselves about the
money, IL never remains in his hands long
enough for him to lay plans to get away
Burt pay Sl2 for policemen to attend an
election at Bingham? Well L should say
he did. You are done, l should think it
was time. Now will give you real kick
ing subject.
Look at our city marshal, and wash your
teeth, jump high and kick hard. There
IS fellow who was mean enough
to be born IN Utah and had the
gall to be born of Mormon parents and to
be educated by Mormon teachers in Nor
mon school, and if we believe some of the
writers OF the day could not add a column
OF hgureS, does not know the direction New
Y ork Is from Utah, and in fact could not
tell yellow dog from Polled Angus
heifer. This man say, had the supreme i'm
puGence to be elected to the Office of mar
shall. Now you may commence kicking and
am with you. 1 say he took this Office and
he was given everything that he desired to
make the office success and the force
under him the finest and best in the land
Ii you believe me, he was allowed to occupy
the old police rooms; he was allowed sec
ond-hand desk and one chair and they even
gave him possession of the keys to the
rooms and jail. After all this he was not
satisfied, and they gave him the police
badges. Why, he seemed to want the earth
and the council saw that they must put a
stop to his greed or he would bankrupt the
city. They Immediately took from him the
contingent fund, which amounted in all to
at least 1881 cents per day. If they had not
done this, he would no doubt have wanted
to go east to examine the police
uniforms or something of that sort
The council brought him to reason and now
see what an underhanded way he takes to
get even. He has absolutely refused to let
the leaders of the Yellow Dog. Carpetbag,
Liberal party search the prisoners before
he goes through them himself. Did you
ever know or hear of such ingratitude? I
don't blame you for kicking at him and in
my Judgment he should be should be asked
to resign at once. Although 1 laugh some
times, L am proud of our worthy mayor
and council, knowing they are doing every
thing in their power to make their prom
ises to the people good. They tried to get
away with the dust last summer and did
fairly well. They have got away with the
Mormon mud that they found in the streets
when they took hold of the city govern
ment and will keep getting away with it
until we have some falling weather In
fact, 1 believe they will get away with
everything in sight before they term OF
Office expires. l still laugh,
S. H. gibson,
SALT LAKE CITY, December 26.