The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-05-13
suNFLowER SKINNER.

We have missed nothing this spring bu
the Topeka Democrats Dam the kaw.
1t will only be little time now until tn,
corn crop stories viii begin to strike eth,
tuneful Tyre
| The Kansas man who proposed canonad
! ing for water and the rain tree has prob
| ably gone to Sahara.
| 1t showed up in Topeka Saturday, with
dreadful fatality to the seersucker jack
cts in the Santa Fe Offices.
a Chicago paper wants to know if the
farmer can be- fooled. 1t must have heard
j. r. Burton's proposed speech.
The Farmers alliance president of Leav
enworth county will run for congress
against E. \. Morrill,, the present incum
bent.
Atchison society is never dull, says the
Globe 1t is now worked up over the pros
pect that we will have only two rings TO
our first circus
Senator Ingalls, has now been accused OF
plagiarism. Dan Voorhees, breast still
rankles. His accuser is the son of Dan
Voorhees, law partner.
The Journal says there is no original
package store in Topeka. This Is the way
the Journal keeps whacking the drug
stores for not advertising right along.
A. B. Campbell has announced himself a
candidate for congress from the Fourth
district. Mr.. Campbell probably regards
this as a scoop on being mentioned"
The circuses are now out over the state.
1t is a good thing they did not come
= l. l,,1Ct ,olC Of
now TO gain admiUtance into the main tent.
No Kansans were presented to the queen
Saturday. This does not betoken any ami
mostly, however The people of this state,
are, just at present, busy with mascu-
line part of the royal family-King corn.
Rev. w. J. Tull, of Kingman, has been
secured to deliver the grafton in this city
on Decoration day. Mr. Tull is one of the
most brilliant young men of the west, and
it will be a treat to hear him.-St. John
News.
A hunter of Mcpherson, claims TO have
shot eighty-one snipes in two and one-half
hours, on prairie near there, but there
doesn't seem to be any reason why we
should believe a hunter of Mcpherson,
more than we would any other other man
with a shot gun.
Mrs. H. O.. Miner, who lately graduated
in Philadelphia, will return to Hiawatha
and enter a drug store there. She will be
one of the five lady pharmacists of the
state The men of Hiawatha will have to
show what they want then, by some other
sign than winking.
A new joke:
Policeman-"Come along?"
Howling Whazzer want?'
81 arrest you. You are full of whisky"
''You betcher life I'm 'riginal pack
age O whisky, an " can't touch me?
Thatsh tn law! Handsh off! Whoop"
Wheu the chairman of the board of
commissioners of Grant county
pulled gum on Judge Botkin Of the
district court the latter did not take time
to call bailiff nor adjourn court, but
took the commissioner by the neck and
threw him down stairs. The judge thinks
law is great, but he also has some respect
for the two arms that hang at his side.
George w. Crane & Co, of Topeka have
failed. Mr.. Crane says he can not say just
what the assets are as he had no time to
make an inventory, but Judging from the
one taken in April and adding to it the
sales of real estate he believed that the fig
lres would show s240, 900 assets, and liabil-
tiles of S120,O00 The fact is" said Mr..
Crane, that I ought to have made an as
signment Immediately after the fire of last
year, and would have done so, had | been
guided solely by my own judgment"