St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-02-14

unless you have an infant, LETT
BY some one at your door.
The Minneapolis plumbers met the
other day ard elected officers. 1t is
time now for the forming of citizens
committee for the protection OF the
bank account from the inrOadS OF the
knights of the Solder.
Perhaps hotel free list for the ben
eft of general passenger agents might
be an efficient aid toward the settlement
of the little difficulty at the present
time existing over the summer eXcur-
sion rates.
1t is limited that the reporter who
wrote the article in which Col. John L.
West was made to say disparaging
things about rolored help is in league
with the local railroad lines in an effort
to down the rate agitatorS.
AS an offset to the alleged Vaccinations
of the devil, portion of DR.. Thwlng'S
congregation are to erect new gospel
fortress. Its situation upon Lowry hill.
however, will make it safe from the
attack of the wicked and designing citi-
gens of Minneapolis Of the flower
classes"
The anger of the cranky man who re-
celveS a comic valentine Will only be
matched by the chagrin of his equally
cranky neighbor because he did not
receive any at all. And such is life.
When the name of Rabbi Marks is
mentioned before a rampant orthodox
clergyman, he shriyels up, as it were, and
disappears within himself for quiet and
solitary contemplation. That apt allu-
siOu to the ninth commandment he is
unable to cope with.
The health office has at last tackled
power winch will do it up in less
than six rounds. No paltry city de-
partment can rule the servant girl.
Chappie-Do you know, old fel, I
think it veal hoWWid that we nevah
NOAH?
Chummy-Me dean boy, what
ninny you alb. WY dawn't you stand
on the cornah by a muddy cross walk?
Fl. c. Chaplin wishes to trade his
bicycle for sound, true and gentle air
ship. He is going to Duluth and breads
those mountains.
1t has been published heretofore that
A. J. Blethen and Elder Stewart had
pledged eternal friendship to each
other, but there have been few doubt
ers as to whether these statements we're
strictly true. If these doubters had
but walked up Hennepin avenue last
night at z O'Clock they would never
doubt again. There, before the El1er's
mansion, they stood, shoulder to
shoulder. heart to heart, hands firmly
clasped, each reading the love light
which beamed from the eye of the
other. Between them was no bloody
chasm-Only pool of dirty
water, probably more appropriate. A
halo of glory seemed to surround the
elders battered plug hat. the Zephyrs
tOyed reverently with the editors
hirsutes, the stars twinkled APPROX
ingly, policeman let an invitation TO
drink pass UNDECIDED and a street car
horse lay down and died contentedly.
The battering which the editor of
the Sewing Society Record gave the
editor of the Home Plate seems to have
been communicated to the type of the
latter paper.
Pat Gibbons shed tears at the Kicker
trial yesterday. 1t reminded him of
what narrow escape he had from
being Obliged TO fight for his precious
liberty in Chicago.
The old suspension bridge is about
gone, and with it goes one of the old
landmarks of the city. For long time
it. in conjunction with the Great North
ern viaduct, the mills and the falls. has
appeared OH thousands of pounds of ad-
vertising matter. But now it has gone.
When it was built it was probably eX-
pected that no one then living
would ever see the day when that
bridge would be too small to accommo-
cas- come, and those people who then
looked upon the suspension bridge is
too large are here yet. This is one of
the best evidences of the stupendous
growth of the city. But the bridge is
gone. and no ono will seriously regret
the departure of It's ungainly proper
lions and its unsightly piers. If the
Old-fashiOned, narrow habits of the city,
which have likewise been Outgrown,
could depart with the old bridge, it
would be well.
The employment agents object to the
ordinance regulating their establish
mentS proposed by the city attorney.
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the supervision of their business by the
police, but experience has shown that
just such supervision has been neces-
sary too often.
A delegation of ministers held long
conference with DR.. Kilvington yester-
day in regard to his recent order relat-
ing to the reporting of all private dis
eases. He explained that he didn't
propose to take charge of the eases
himself, and that all the health depart
ment wanted was that they be treated
by some reputable physician. He read
the law to them, and explained the
workings of his department. and says
they were perfectly satisfied thathe was
moving in the right direction.
Patsy Cardiff is doing considerable
walking at present, and it is limited III
certain circles that an attempt will be
made to get Patsy and DIR. KilYington
together for a ten-round contest.
City Physician Chase and his little
scheme for increasing his salary was
promptly sat upon by the board of su-
perVisors of the poor. They gave him a
dose OF medicine which was unpleasant.
H. c. Chaplin. city editor of the Min
neapolis department of the Pioneer
Press, has resigned his position with
that paper TO go to Duluth about March
as managing editor of the Tribune of
that city. 'Chape'' has been chasing
the festive item through the broad
streets of Minneapolis for about eight
years. He has been with the Pioneer
Press for six years. aud for four years
has presided over the assignment
book and made up the package
three times every night. While
he is a family man rather than
''One Of the gang" he is well known
and liked by all Minneapolis news
hustlers. "Chape" is a first-class. all
around newspaper man, and he will be
missed from this city. If he possesses
the strength necessary to stand up be-
fore a Duluth boomers breath his
friends expect 10 see him further eX-
tend his reputation for careful, con-
Scientious high-class work. He is eau
toned, however, to be careful about