New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-12
CHANCES HERE AND THERE.

let have his little modelled a scale alongside
,he modern mailcarryins monsters OF the deep
When the Tweed Ring came to grief and the big
fat singled ont for sacrifice. and the others
took 10 their holes bdc the passing of the tempest
VIC all thought municipal government wa, saved, and
thus the failure OF free institutions redeemed
Now we all see that the trouble wa- not q pimplc.
but cancer. IT'S in all the blood Of 81. Tammany
and there be no cAtIrpation without cXtcrmina
| ton.
The boyso Of 1890 have not named their scapc
goat yet. but they are retiring to their holes all the
same and wondering il it will be much of Storm
Failure as it undoubtedly is be sure the remedy
will come swiftly day. when and we least
expect it. with some expert rider holding the rcinS
Twenty years ago there was no German Empire
i int there was Bismarck Tlden might have been
We're Miss Maria Edgcworths Rosamond to revisit
once more the glimp,es Of the moon, the dear girl
would look in vain in the modern apothccarys win
dow for her beloved purple jars. We have changed
all that. chemistry has. The purpcJar man hasn't
any purple Jar now he isn't even apothecary any
more. Yesterday saw him druggist; today, when
he isn't pharmacist pharmaceust, he loves
(clcfy in the district, where no instcur has yet
inocuIatcd for the Anglomana) to call himself a
chemist. or il may be chymst Chemist or rhymi,i
pharmacist druggist or apOthc'ary, lo>amond "o"ld
lind her purple jar replaced. Tor instance. by wee
bottle. no bigger than the GIN, own thumb OF 6anarv
glass maybe. containing enough Pucoi oHkne cry s!ll'
Of potassium cyanide to poison the ponlaon OF w."
worlds Iiuf KO~amOnd never even Hc.ill OF ppt -~luN
cyanide. any more than MIS- Daisy 'illlcr kno" {"
purple Jars.
BY the same TOKEN mark one unloolicd for outcome
Of compressed chemistry to speak The old saddle
bag trick is coming in again. Nou have no sooner put
out Your tongue than ont pops your doctors honoeo
latho looking case an assorted drug store % HUE
bottles fnil Of tiny pills. Tiny. bit strong a chemistry
and compression make them. Two swallows war
fanied TO produce summary ehce' Vuer' zoo, 10
Who hdply brought mp on PERUVIAN htiA III
enna uggccTnq Ir tho Offensive mama
tasting for all the world like some sickly tea spoiled
/ III drawing.
Wagner. now, not as a cult. but As r fashion May
venture retrospect and prediction, ana N'i
live, Do you know q party by the name OF Verdi
WI, highly popular some twenty years sync lh'h
was The Academy Of Music wont to Ill T. hear MS
thinnc, scores. strung on the scazy thread Of ms
sc,t lbrc;to. SAY. La Fora del Dc,tlno. for 'N-
ample Then the be-; people came and brought ihcir
best norcls. and didn't aahbe and didn't rustic their
leaves so. those little ohscrvances they kept for
old fashioned things. like Norma or Martha or
The liu-ucn"i'. Fashions 'Iilnsr No h ,h,, IL,
they stopped CHANGING. tmnh II ihcy nave ,lii u,
into polite hystcric, for ioy oi seeing the trnor ara
SOPRANO eve one another over for twelve minutes by
the watch. II rot why, then me sim l'ppe''' '''
Will be ont Of fashion that's all
Yes. Sir. Ills too true Even renowned writer, say
"thc best If any" The most Of any" the worst Of
any without npp.ns 10 thing what they mean by
H. ju,t a. Mr. 'p,ld Brown Csa, II % laid down Tie
ianous rule that proposition -houm never 10" used
- end . sentence with" fiui steel tonics cannot
nerve. man f. hear without rnchng. the shock Of
hcarur even another man. to -aN nothing II "a nearer
" ', i,,n s,,rt mich 81 any, Ncvcr heard it
sever listened. Noun hear It twenty timc' e.
morrow.
The messenger service nui>,ncc once moro. Have
tne companies seriously mafc mp their mnd- mat
nothing D. II any sequence 40 long A. they get
their rentals II 80. they forget what people pay
the rental, or 'ri- for c..cnger. when wanted.
moreover Mark ,0u ihaf. To Doe continued.
So SIR said an Old c,nic on the >ixth.avc. Gle
waited 100. -ir; don't believe o.. 80. Do NOT.
Too I,n-. too long altogether. \ thing that can't
poe aid short can't hc true Wa- Pee rlsatl Kindly
answer without p'usns O" 500 if~i hi-'
To the coffee Pot Edror--ihu, writes y ~ad.
bad Mad Carver and N.nc IN the Family" from
Icnh niown Penn" -uppo-c you tell IL. neat thing.
how ~ sharpen a carving knife. tho common carving
knife II North America and set keep ones temper and
fic commandments. ! had the temper II a oherb
once. Sow Do the carving WHY. certainly.
g., In haste - the uearc. cutters hardware store.
,yiicr. Won have reason - suspect the man" of
knogins ANYTHING. N,k for Arkansas -ichi" sharp.
i, MN i-. a, ,nir hand t-c drr before each
meal lu,t a. Son would that Old humtus. the -c' mat
epfl'-- with the carving rri. Ih'n i'g'l't N'au-
while. cheer mp
ID able al arc iulI lnt Nlii's 49," ff 't''''''''
steamship. express, or telegraph manager oi The least
experience and see II De do'.u't know men ly the
niece or dozen VINO 20 every where and do cvcrs thing
without paying anything ard without ever having
done ANYTHING To- cnuiic Themselves To exemption
from thc common and unrradcdl lot ln-e Is mr.
slave that pay J, the motto OF these free ana easy
pci.on-.
In the pres. lis nearly the same. GIVE doc
good name and You may A. we'll order rubber stamp
.rn ID ,ua nX
for an time II Pee once c'ta boo Nour columns Uerc
he -tay,. He was born '".
".rh.t catch your harr. as Mr.. Gla~-c ~iy~.'
When. Where 3" TIL, is what Ihi lcta Of Nediord
Mas. would Ike 10 know. 'hccriull'. do" -ir
Never Nowhere. n, Old English SAYING handed
down from a time beyond which the memory "i man
rinncth not t. the contrary llcnei.i mas have -alf
II ~ Ilorsa. Just 10 woriy him. Harold may nave
thrown II oni a, a tauni To- Norman William. "ho
knows Nobody. scotch what Mt'Am 'lt'-c
aid, a, who should say fay
The proofrcader goes abroad sometimes as well Tor
a. ladyl a. the scl0Oma,tcr lie couldn't nave been
IN Queensland when the leading Journal" mmpei II,
own lead by speaking Of julie, Ncrnc'' ana "th'r
blaeheuaris work, of Imagination. Correction ~ our
next: For other blachsialG'' please I''" N'"''
Harsad ,.'
~ the Health Officer say, he can't examine sceraSc
passengers in the night True But docs h' oN''"
inc stocraec passengers in the daytime when ihey come
ON the big mall steamer, II 80. how 10" long
doe, II take Doesn't lac take the w"h 81 me sup
surgeon Come. little fIankncss can Il" no "''"''
Let, be- frank
III, also urges that II the law Is amended 20 ~ 10
require him to examine all passenger steamer "'S' "'
day he can't examine them properly. ana 80 cant "o
bald 70, on.ll, Truc acain But the fallacy IS That
al -tc,,ucr. have to be treated alike. WHY why
doe, regular mail steamer with comp'''"' ""''"''
, reputable master and resident agent nave T." oo
graded down 10 the level Of the tramp '',',.' w., w.,
.rfttft -
Tine kindly note that nobody indr ,'u" WIN W., liz
Health officer only with what MI Sha' Ius'n i,
an arbitrary and VcAatious quarantine "'' ,,'m
bo arbitrary Why must 1t forever remain NcN''''u'
VIRGINIA CITY WDiEN'ES
Eugene Field in The Chicago News. - ~,
heard an amusing rcminlocri'c u' '"" ,,',,ar 81
n,ond thc other day. II seem, that TN, '"i'iinn
ways made a practice Of soppns OF an" ~ '1h,