Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-05-24

! from = concsTu up north that We did no,
| know. Il came 70 u, however. accompanied
I ~ . letter from one OF our noEtheFn Gus
/ toners who stood high m our Estimation,
I and who recommcn led the paper a. silt
edged. on the strength Of this recon-
| incubation we disC0uuicd tew thousana--
I b. wa not raid when cue and had my
I clerk d-h ont the letter non our feiiA3ie
I customer who had recommended u, think
] ing he c0uld be hell u The hight OF an en-
II cent Tor my lawyer and showed him
Z the letter. lie read u over c1rCfullY-m1rC
D carefully than ] parhags-anl informed
me that we had no recourse on him.
"'WLy E1ts I quercd, aston-s-ed u the
'sBccalse.' the lawyer answered, this
| nan b q uo.r speller. Just notice the Allc
/ o: gllt edged paper he refers To-
~ Took ile paper ana r1-i J. a-;ain. inc
I writer tar spelled th word gilt VIA u,
I making D. read 'Euli-cts-1' p1per.' We
iettnr matter DROP
Lyman J. Gage Is now president
Of car Worli's Fair Assertion. he
is one Of or mos. prominent bank
err, and cousiieIei Il sharp business
man, Tut As critic in spelling bis
education .ls' had Lecn neglected.
But our antiquarian viii find that
all hotel boys do no; develop into
igIcoUs anu preachers, rs the ;ol-
lowing stem viii show:
Aver clearing up the odds and onds Zen
Z tE Dis predecessor the night cIers y INC
4 herman House. ='IucIuE into the reading
ON la5t Eighr, sglcl there man last
Z asleep Going Un 90 him tie liEht clerk
( -yarzai bin rgl rH retired not Then Pc
shook E1I Iut s;lII hc DID not silr. lie
g--lf r'lsE took hold villa both hands AMI
/ % % ".HHH =
stirred lol. Bli lu- che fog bora bla5i ihlt
$50 each breath cane from the mans
mouth ac might have been -gVpC-eu dead
llc U-- nos leli, though ne was wcrc. :.
% Q MD nElIr i-. W hen the ui-at G. gfh
had Tired aiGIaeii without Esl-il= iac iasu,
( Ore called fkc porter % assist lgu. The
porter, UIn had learned from = policeman
The u"-t elective WY % waking heavy
sleeper. secured o. cElf- lc- which. with
smile q confidence and @ svsU-, De brought
4gUa With q rcElaulins Uh-cS upon the
cole %. lHH SEE. PEGS 81 -Et .ruf. Whgrl resell
u q ElH4r. auf TIE sleeper DID not s-.r.
El.5 both hands The pJrie- srHped the
force ~ o. break tHe chair leg In two. stIl
me sleeper silr.gd NOT IauEdcrstrU-E %
gee iatufC % Do, heretofore uufHIiiaE
rem-lT iar gle p-usEs, tHc porter Elrrei
lut was GuFIHE lil uI reyr 40 the sleeper.
IasU --strtlnE q b lsT cane he struck thc
IHHL T tremendous blow. I S-aLrd as Il h.
aHg'I Telescope tLT -.CCpar la=. The
-.-sr.r UUelns als vEc. glanced vs. 4rI.g 40
gre porter saI ana tUrci. 'Il.- thr s.h-r
I.-= E-E legs .El-' Woo igu-' Nlid the Tgli-
s- EHs crowd Tie porter departed and the
-.-1. -E was permitted 90 s.ren cut hls jazz
The sleeper hai wooden Lex, or
rather q cork oaU, although he was
Lgt q. a. l. man. G.. a. r. DID
not get 81 O ip;hc lees. The ''rcBs''
usually fired high, and that l. the
reason one hgIrs ul 50 mauys atTiuts
tell Of the WaizziuE bIllets and the
mysterious little holes la the crowns
Jl their hats. Tie antiquarian will
be puzzled 30 know whal the Jag
UtEut. lie viii hun. through all the
dictionaries aud cyc.npe.ii.r-, bat he
viii find no sensible solution OF what
tie jag" meIHs iu ihc ease of ti.is
Wau.vu-irsgssi I..Ei-t. IL wuui, h.
useless 20 tell him that I'm Chicago
English a jag means SIX iuynts II
Cincinnati yEi-Sgy piled up iu the
interior department q q Chicago
citizen. And when one spcaSs Of
O.. 4. =. man with q jag or. it
docs Hut mean q kIaF=-yE on his
back, bat % ,Ilteeu fril 90 lireWatrr
inside his rils. l.suculreas well -
society h1s iis mysteries.
DARIUS.