Telegram-herald., 1890-12-12

A iury tried bess hammer fag sieAl-
nd . E.ng fsom Ars k4ss1aaa. 81 sael-
doa-sk. h tAele has teea 40 na.sesg-
r.sgs. ne pseseDt Nsss hammer wossld
hsss bsen Ms. SsAeales AT Saturday
- she says. Bal ths marriage was
mere RaAks shlfi h Sci soms heGtlsas
testimony into tts s&ss.
TIE serY i th&t of a common. vulgar
theft sach A. oecars every asy, and
Whleh Is act a. al nonceaels excelst u
the circumstances of The galty s.sassr
getting into j@ll. Besse B&mmeT vas :
servant gsrl IA MFs, Eastmkn : family,
and stole she ring IA the m0ss common
place Nay II the world. she amply
took Il and lefs Mrs Ezsiman's ser
wee. When arrested, he nng wss on
ner hands and vel she tried - make
defense under plea of nol guilty.
Ste claimed that the mxn Benedlct,
Who dldn't marry heT last Saturday,
gave her the ring. But all her stores
were very ganzy. and she Hss convicted.
Sentence Nas deferred until thls mora
ing.
Jimmy Callahan has stolen 5 letter
Out Of the alphabet. and hGs tAckea b.
- the front part of hls name with al
/ ap0str0phe between. The apostrophe
MAS not stolen, bat only borrowed
James O'Callahan. Think Of H.
Jimmy steals By reflex action. Jimmy
steals because The ganglonle eentefs OF
/ hls nervous paraphefnalla haMtuaily
unfuri the funcu ons OF hls cerebrun,
and thus transmagnlfy hlm from free
moral agent 10 an animated autonA-
ton. Jimmy goes by = hardware store,
/ for instance, where there is standing a
bundle OF axes and q grind-slone. by
| the law OF reflex action, which only the
very learned can understand, Jimmy :
arm, when II goes out, leaves the grlsd-
stone and takes the AK. After
| spending thirty DAYS IN lan, jimmy
stands again before the bar
of the same court and with face go
straight that It's stra.ghtness can only
| be explained by the law of reflex
action, grayely declares that tins - the
only time in ms lie be has ever been
arrested. Jimmy Is great puzzle 10
the police, but now that police and
]
action, there will be no difficulty in dis
posing of jimmy TINS morning. lie
will De tired for stealing the boots he
had on when arrested.
| Notes.
Four bright little boys, dressed in
clean collars and their other Sunday
clothes. stood up and took 4 lecture
| from His Honor on the exceeding
thieyishness OF stealing. They looked
If they did not listen, and they looked
sharp. His Honor told them they
mustn't do It again, and Judge Hol-
! comb said he had reason 10 think they
wouldn't, and they were let go. They
are George Stanton, Claude House,
Archie Mcmillan and Charley Gaines.
Still another four of the same kind,
except that their linen was not quite SO
| pure, and their coat sleeves and
trouser legs did not quite so well cor
| respond with the size and length OF
their arms aud limbs, stood in the same
place for arraignment. They had been
stealing apples and other stuff from
| the delivery wagon OF groceryman
| Mulder. of West Leonard-st. They are
troublesome boys, and give the citizens
III their part of the town much trouble.
Others OF the same gang are yet 10 be
arrested. These boys are George Riv-
ard, William Steenland, Culley Wender
and ocker Wender. They viii again
be IN court on Saturday.
Thomas Everett stood by the side of a
display stand outside of a boot and
shoe store. He looked up the street
and then down the street. He then