The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-04-03
Ere they were married her delight
Was dressing up In como new gown
Dut, now, when he's out late 1t night,
She treats him 10 \ dressing down.

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alike on tho just md the unjnst. Tb.
latter always has an umbrella.
| Travis-"I hear that De Smith Is poIps
to bagdad." gloodgood (cagerly-"lIa.
10 begged tho girl2"-Burlington Ere
The Gainesville {Fla} Furniture Com
pnny has completed table composed OIL
1000 pieces Of wood Of different kinda
and colors. HD
krupp is shipping m order OF twenty
coast.deiense guns to Spain. They weigh
my tons each and have a bore OF about
twelve inches. ~
There probably never was n small boy
who did not feel sorry for his mother
when he put on his first pair OF trousers.
-Atchison Globe.
Pale youth Ito duslsy brother)--
Wouldn't ! DO fool to fight wild you
anyhow; II l gave you black eyo it
wouldn't show! pile. E 3.
Thorc are dozen factories in Amster.
dam kept busy night md day making
genuine old spoons, knincs aud forks for
idiotic American tourists. Z.
A federal official in Baltimore received
enough applications for Office in one day
to ensily I'LL, hts priyite secretary est.
mates, two bushel measures.
spoggs-"Was it not disgsaceful the
way in which Smiggs snorel in church
to.day" Stuggs-"I should think it
was. Why, no woke us atl.-Cyatter.
An accomplished young lady in pstos.
key, Mich, has split twenty cords OF
wood with her own hands, and has it
piled neatly to season Tor summer use.
A Danbury lady has a dress, worn by
bride in the year 1900, that weighs
only three ounces. It is white, cnt low
in the neck, sleeveless and well pre-
served.
A fine specimen OF an Indian arrow
head was unea1thed recently on DR..
butchers farm, near Tulare City, Cal.
He bad it mounted as a shawl pin for
his wife. e& 5s5.. s'..
The price Of ice in Philadelphia Inns
been fixed at 81 per hundred. AS coal
sells for twenty-five cents per hundred
pounds, It will be cheaper 70 keep worm
than cold.
Two Chester, Pa, fishermen quarreled
about tho ownership Of q boat and
neither would surrender his claim. The
boat was finally sawed in two, aud each
took n part.
There is largo trade in alligators
along the Florida rivers. A fair speci-
men is worth S25, and negroes with las
soes occasionally make Two or three
captures in day.
Leatherton is the assigned name for a
new town contemplated along the Della
ware, whercat are to be concentrated all
the leather manufactures now in and
about Philadelphia.
Jacob Crowell, Of North yassalboro,
Me-, who has just entered his 1929 year,
used tobacco until he was 81, when be
gave up the habit because CHS health
WAS not what it should be-"
A man and woman LETT American Hill,
Sierra county, CAL, last Wednesday for
Downieville to get married. They went
on snow shoes and packed their wed.
ding clothes in grip sack. ID l
After fighting all through the civil
war in the l09!b Ohio regiment, Charles
Meyer found himself homeless wan
derer in the streets Of Milwaukee recent
ly, although 81 years OF age.
Lawyer-"1i You and your husband
can't agree why don't you agree to dis
agree. Fair Client (irlnly)-"Nevcr. II
I'd agree to disagree he'd think I'd
weakened. "-Nc,c TorE Weekly. I
II don't see why you are making so
much fuss about your steak" said one
boarder to another. You should imi-
tate tho meat itself" "In what way ?"
Its piece o bull" Pittsburgh Chronicle.
Prof. Thompson says that the dynamo
OF the future will develop from 1000 to
5000 horse power, and as there is practi.
cally no limit TO its increase, lie sees no
reason why it should not 80 far beyond
those figures.
At Kansas City man stabbed his
brother, but the wounded man survived.
The jury's verdict was: "We, the Jury,
find the defendant guilty OF manslaugh-
ter in the third degree, had the prosecu.
ting witness died."
A West Virginia lover OF ninety years
walked twenty miles TO court n widow OF
sixty-tive. There is no fool like an old
fool. 4 young lover would have hired
team, or else got q girl nearer home.
-Norrislopn Herald.
4 method Of transmitting sketches by
telegraph has been devised. The fugi-
tive from justice will now find his path
strewn with obstacles, for his portrait
can DO sent to any number Of points
along his line Of travel. ~
II love this old horse" said the
Colonel. "I feel that he saved my life at
Gettysburg" GLOW 2" "He kicked
ME in tho stomach before the battle so
that couldn't 20 on the field, and my
substitute got shot in tho neck."'-
Chatter. IA
"Well, I declare. It's too bad!" ex.
claimed maiden OF the 'Steenth Pres.
byterian Church. "What is it?" THAT
young pastor Of ours. While he was
preaching on trial he never breathed a
word about his being engaged, but as
soon as the church called him lie went
right Off and got married. He's a
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