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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

A. d. 1000: "Did you go to hear the phon.
ographic p ron this morningin "Yes; but
they got In the wrong cylinder and we had
'Renzis Address to the Romans instead Of
sar
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

When BABY was sick, we gave her Csstoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Munsey's Weekly: She--What do you snip
pose has taken al the color out Other cheeksl
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: II' uhLE.Nf uENL. Nut.
30 4th st. Des Moines, "a
Take the ',BurlIngton koute,, 3. ID. 40. r

Tescher-liow DO you spend Sunday,
Tommyi TOMMY can't spend 1t at all. Pa
makes us keep the Sabbath.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Swedish Asthma Cure never fats.
Send address. Trial package mailed free
Collins Brothers Drug Co., st. Louis Mo-
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Turning down the upper corners Of the visit
ing card signifies visite and felictation; the
lower corners congo and condc:snce. Both
STYLES are in appropriate congressional use
Washington Post.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18
Holiday Rates on Chicago, st. Paul
a. Kansas CITY Ry

On Dec. "a, % and 81 1e9O, AMI Jan. I. 1891,
the Chicago, st. Paul " Kansas CITY Railwi
will sell local excursion tickets to all 81 .tions
on the line OF its railway within radius Of tw
hundred miles OF starting point, at rate II
fare and one.third for the roun TRIP; tickets
good returning until Jan. 5, 1901, Inclusive.
For further particulars call on
j. II. GREEN, GEM. ACT.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18
HOw's This?

Sunday School Teach"r-And why do you
say your PRAYERS befo you go to bed Johnny ?,
JohnnyyCause I'd get licked if | didn't. t.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Mudge-Do you ever really get an answer >
your prayersi Rev. Mr.. Wlgus-Oftea. Nudge
Negative or positlyel
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Take the Burlington Route e. B. 81 O. r..
r. in connection with the new pixies Peak
Route" for all points ia Nevada, Idaho,
OREGON, Washington aud California. ENQUIRE
Of or write to 4. A. Hunter, General Agent.
2ss Fourth street, Kirkwood House block, Des
Moines, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

There Is something fundamentally wrong
about the man who never lets mai.
A corn dodger-the total sbstainer.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Coughs and Colds. Those who are suf.
fcring from Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, etc,
should try BROWNS BRONCHIAL TRocHRs.
Sod on,y IN bores
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

The Kansan whom cyclone has cruelty sep
arated from his house and family cannot b
blamed for feeling blew
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

In this little casket / have preserved all
these years the dearest remembrance of my
honeymoon. 1t Is the hotel bill.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

1t may be $50, the poor Indian" in poetry,
but Indians come high to the United States
government.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Princeton is an Institution OF football, and
accidental learning.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

We ring the bells and we raise the strain.
We HING up earauds every here.
And hid the tnDers twinkle fair,
And feast aud roiic--anl then we go
Back to the same old lives again.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

They sat under the moonlight, with clasped
hands trying to guest "what star would be
Their home when love became immortall' but
soon, alas, how coon she caughta cold and
they had temporarily to stop guessing. They
cur. d her, however, with one bOttle of DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Mrs. WinsIow's So hin syrup, for Chill
dren tcothinS, softcns tho gums, reduces innamma-
tion. Gliays pain. cures wind collie. &c. bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Preacher Ito three-year-oli scholar)- Lulu,
what do you go to Sunday school fort Littl !
Lulu with finger in her mou'h)-To sci
Dickie Sohnson.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18
Do You

The man who leads double life cannot DO
expected to be single in purpose
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Garfield Tea actson blood, renovating the en-
tire system; Cures Constipation; brings the hue OF
b saltth back to the faded cheek.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Ip'ay with satan tor SIX days,
The seventh go to church
And thus leave the wicked ways
OF satan in the lurch.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

The survival OF the fittest is the doctrine
that always wins In dog fight
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

at was not the medicine for
me ("
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18
ak UNLUCKY PRESENT.

WAS only TWEEN
ty-one when |
fell in love with
Celestine Byngs.
1t was at a par
ty; and by the
time | had waltz
edwith her twice,
and helped her
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18

Bonneville journal: Editor-why is II that
you put 80 many Of your jokes in the form Of
dialo.uisf
Parsgrapher-oh, ! can put headline on
them thai win explain the Joke.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-12-18
YOUNG PEoPL {

All over the United States are securing fine posi-
lions after thkiag lessons by ma OF the Untyer-
silly school or ShOrfhand. tend names Of
fo1r e1ds and we will mai you Trsai Lessons
with al information fire. ;. Addlojs
school OF Shorthand hwa City, Ia
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The Democratic platform adopted at
Grafton ia the usual Chestnut perpe.
trated at Yves! Virginia Democratic con.
ventions,s and 30 far rs its reference to
National issues is concerned is Il copy OF
the resolutions adopted by other State
Conventions. AS to State issues, the
platform is very weak. No attempt is
madeto defend the Democratic outrages
upon the rights OF the voters in the Con-
gressional elections, but there is an
amusing effort to play the martyr act
with regard to the u~nseating OF Pcndle-
and jackson. Mr.. St. Clair's resolution
endorsing the conspiracy to overthrow
the will Of the people, nullify the con-
stitution and unlawfully seat n candi.
date for Governor who was never elect.
cd, was a very bold dash, to say the
least. fepublicanu will gladly accept
the issue.
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TO MAKE You SMILE.

r. I. BMnum is very rich for q man
who has always had an elephant on his
hands.
The writer OF BtorieH may be sclf.sup'
porting, Notwithstanding he liveson his
relations.
"When do you do your best work,
Mr.. C%ynicus?" "Nevert There is no
market for It."
Oddly enough wo call them grand
stands, when they aro built expressly for
US to Bit down upon. +,
"Why did you marry a man who Is
eighty years Of uge?" Because 1 couldn't
lind n equally rich who vas ninety"
1t 10 stated tho Government wants n
new design for the silver dollar. We
would suggest q weather yaae;it very
easily changes TO four quarters.
Two or three Wichita girls have been
through the music stores OF that town
looking for the "Kreutzer Sonata"
That's the kind OF literary center Wichi-
Ia Ia.
as your husband n verv generous
MANI "Iudeed, no Is. You rcmem.
Der those nice cigars Igave him for q
birthday present? Well, he smoked
only one, and gave all the others away
Tho Farmers' Alliance out in the
Twenty.third district has decided not to
nominate u lawyer for judge and has
put IL farmer in the field. Ii the alliance
didn't do things like that more people
would joint.
The jury brought In n verdict OF "not
guilty." Tho judge said admonishingly
to the prisoner: "Aftcr this you ought
to keep away from bad company"
AYES, your honor. You will not see
me again in n hurry"
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by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only n way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies,
Deafness is caused by an inflamed con.
dition Of the mucous lining Of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
intlamed you have u rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is entire
" closed, Deafness is the result, and un-
less the inflammation can be taken out
and t(iis tube restored to it's normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed for
ever; niue cases out OF ten are caused
by catarrh, which is nothing but an in.
lamed condition of..the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case Of Deafness Caused by catarrh)
that we cannot cure by taking Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
+. ]. CHENEY 4 Co., Toledo, o,
Sold by druggists, 75c. D&w
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SUPREME %JUDGESnlp.
Tho Candidacy OF James a. brown, Of Pros.
ton-An Available alan.

ton-An Available alan.
To The Editor ottht IateAi1tneer.
SiE:-The ISTELL,GENcER's Washing.
ton dispatch OF Monday naming Circuit
Judges J. NJ. Hagans and J. T. Hoke as
the most prominent candidates for the
Supreme Judgcship, is construed by Re-
publicans hero as disappearing tho
situation. Judge Hoke Is not Il candi-
date, aud here at his own home his name
has not been mentioned in connection
with the Judgeship. And, in fact, 1t Is
generally conceded that neither llagans
nor IIoke are available candidates, be-
causa both are now circuit judges, and
the candidacy OF either would give Gov.
ernor Fleming an opportunity to succeed
him with q Democrat.
But Preston county, which gives the
largest Republican majority OF any
county in the State, and which has never
yet been represented on the State ticket,
has a candidate in the person OF James
A. Brown, Esq. The leaders OF the
party in this county and the chairman
aud members OF the County Committee
are and have been earnestly urging Mr..
Browns claims for the place, in which
movement they have been supported by
the Journal Senator Dawson's paper
md the New Era edited by White &
Bu.kc). These two papers, it will be re-
mcmbered, were formerly organs Of two
opposing factions OF tho party in this
county; but in whatever other respects
the Republicans Of Preston may differ
among themselves, they are solid and
unanimous for the nomination of Mr..
Brown, and her delegation to the State
convention will as a unit ask his nom
ination at the hands OF the convention.
Mr.. Brown is a thoroughly educated
lawyer, having graduated from Wash
ington College, and pursued a subse-
quent course OF study at the University
OF Virginia. he has for thirty years
been a prominent and s~ingularly sue
cessful practitioner in this and adjoining
counties, and in the Supreme Court OF
Appeals. Hesacceptea. the Republican
nomination for Circuit Judge in the
third judicial circuit in 1852, when the
district was hopclessly Democratic,
made the race against Judge W. I. Ice,
Of Barbour, and ran far ahead OF nis
ticket and came . being elected.
PRESTON REPUBLICAN.
KiinguoOd, -iugua y.
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SENATOR Quay aecms to DO tho Moses

SENATOR QUAY aecms to be tho Moses
ordained to lead the Republicans Of the
Senate out Of the wilderness OF dilicu!.
ties in which they find themselves. His
rule to limit debate 80 as to insure the
passage Of the tariff bill is ia line with
what the country has all along thought
should be donot to Illustrate the plans OF
the Democratic ii!ibusteys. With all his
backbone, however, Senator Quay does
not 90 far enough. His resolution should
have contemplated the passage OF the
Election bill and other important meas.
ures. The Republicans have a majority
in the Senate, md there is no reason
why they should permit the obstruc.
tiopists to force them upon a conpro-
mise ground. d
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that he was a hish'tstiG
man that he was n millionaire and not
In sympathy with the common people,
etc., etc. Finally direct charges OF brib.
cry were brought against Mr.. Camden
by tho Lucas faction. !! was formally
charged upon the floor OF the Legisla.
turc that he had purchased and at.
tempted to purchase the votes OF certain
members, and an investigation was had
with the usual result.
Mr.. Camden was forced to retire, and
at a special session Mr.. Faulkner was
elected, Mr.. Lucas being appointed by
the Governor 10 serve as Senator during
the vacation.
Everybody il familiar with the cor.
dition OF affairs that followed. Mr..
Camdcn's friends, who represent tho
minority Of tho Democratic, vowed tina.
they would be reyenged upon tho fac.
tioA that brought about the trouble.
The party was in a sadly d~lsorganized
condition and tho responsibility was
laid ut tho door OF Mr.. Lucas and his
followers. Although In the minority,
they had determined to rule or ruin
and they had succeeded in running.
Tho leader OF tho rule or ruin party Is
now tho nominee for the Supreme Judge.
ship. II will DO interesting TO watch
tho course OF tho straight.out Democrats
who swore they would get even with
him" at tho frat opportunity. Whether
tho proposal to reward n bolter with
Office will DO iavorably received remains
10 DO seen.
1t Ia not surprising that the Camden
men allowed Judge Lucas to be nomi.
mated in tho face OF these facts, when
they could hive prevented 1t. Mr..
Camden is again 4 candidate for the
Senate. Judge Lucas must be gotten
out Of the way, and the surest method
Of cloning his mouth and retiring him
from politics altogether is to place him
upon tho bench. The best way to get
rid OF Kicker" they argue, is TO bury
him under the weigh. OF 4 judicial posi-.
ton, in which he cannot actively en-.
gag, in politics. 1t Ia a shrewd Camden
move, but will not prove a successful
ono. .
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MIR. Lucas Nomination.

The nomination OF Hon. Daniel B.
Lucas for the Supreme Court Judgship
by the Democratic convention was not a
surprise. 1t has been known for some
time4what the outcome would be. Not.
withstandiug this fact, the circumstance
Is one OF the most remarkable in the his.
tory Of the politics OF this State. A man
who, as a politician, has been bitterly
hated by three.iorths OF his party on nc.
count OF actions in the past, now finds
himself the nominee OF that party for a
high and honorable %positlon-the ap.
parent unanimous choice Of representa-
tive men, 4 circumstance which in itself
would ordinarily insure him the united
support OF all Democrats.
There is something ludicrous in the
situation US it now is. In spite OF the
manner Of tho nomination, no one will
be bold enough to assert that Judge
Lucas is the choice Of even n large mi.
nori:y Of the Democratic party, nor Of a
majority o the delegates composing the
convention. They voted for him while
in their hearts they were cursiug him,
and but for the peculiar circumstances
never could have been induced to take
the action they did.
In 1856, when Hon. ]. N. Camden was
Il candidate for reelection to the United
States Senate, the canvass for members
OF the Legislature was made among the
Democrats on the issue OF his candidacy.
The faction opposed to Mr.. Camden,
headed by Daniel. B. Lucas, fought hard
to prevent him from obtaining n major.
ity Of Democratic members OF the Legis.
latusc favorable to him. The contest
was very bitter and in some sections OF
the Slate there were ructions that en-
dangered the success OF the party. MI.
Camden was successful in obtaining n
majority md when the Legislature met
had enough friends to give him the
caucus nomination for Senator. Then
came the memorable "k;ck." Lucas
was a member Of the Legislature. He
was also u candidate for the United
States Senate. There we're eleven anti.
Camden Democrats who were ior any.
body to beat Camden. Some refused to
20 in the caucus, md others bolssd it
after tho nomination was made. James
NJ. Mason orgauizsd the "kickers" and
Lucas led them, and the famous dead.
lock OF that session began. Tho little
band Of "kickers" under Mr.. Lucas
leadership stood firm OH one side and
the straight" Democrats supporting
the caucus nominee were just rs firm on
the other. Either faction would have
preferred to SEQ a Republican elected to
witnessing the triumph ofthe other.
Tho forty.iive days Of the session
plssed withou. an election. In the
meantime the feeling between the fac.
tons grew moro bitter and the Democ.
racy Of the entire State was in a tur-
MOL. The party hns never recovered
from the d~isorgauized condition brought
about by the contest. The Lucas fac.
ton was aggressive. The charges against
Mr.. Camden were that he was a monop.
olist tina. he had secured a majority of
the caucus by a free use Of money that
10 was the candidate Of the Standard Oil !
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IN another column q Preston County
correspondent strongly urges the nomi.
nation OF Hon. James A.. brown, OF
Preston, for tho Supreme Judseship on
the Republican ticket. 1t is said that
that county will 70 to the convention
solid for its candidate. It Is strongly
probable that the nominee will be &c.
lected from the Second Congressional
district and a strong point ia made by
Mr.. Browns friends when they say that
Notwithstanding she has been the ban
ner Republican county OF the district for
many years, Preston county has never
had a representative on the State ticket.
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BREAKFAST BUDGET.

The longest American railroad tunnel
is the Hoosac tunnel on the Fitchburg
railroad, four and three.quarter miles;
the st: Gothard tunnel in Europe is nine
miles long.
Miss Annie De Barr is the name OF a
Chicago lady who runs the engine OF a
large steam laundry in that place. She
is said to be the only woman c~ngineerin
America.
The Florida Central 4 Peninsular rail.
road now awards u premium of $40 TO
each Of its engineers running schedule
trains who get through the month with.
out killing any cattle.
The Kansas City Star says that "the
water supply at Wellington, Kan, is 40
short that the housewives of that city
are compelled to bake their apple dump.
lincs instead OF boiling them"
It is said that there is room for lust
ioo more graves in Westminster abbey.
1t Is interesting to speculate what Eng.
land will DO with her dead worthless
when the old abbey is full.
Sometimes a typographical error adds
zest, as tho local" which began, "Dr,
Smith, who is widely known as one Of
the most killtul Of our physicians the
IS" having disappeared.
A new method OF obtaining stained
glass is described as consisting Of a print.
ing process, which does away with thu
use Of leads, and is rapid in execution.
and the designs may be repeated as Otter,
as required.
Lightning struck the cathedral OF the
Holy Cross in Boston recently, detaching
three large granite blocks, one OF which
weighed 500 pounds, and which fell l25
feet to the sidewalk below. Fortunately,
no one was injured.
The acreage OF sorghum in Kansas is
reported at 10, 700 acres, against $500
acres last year. The crop is In good
condition, and the product Is almost en-.
tlrely contracted for by the different
companies at prices ranging from SIS to
so per ton.
A burglar was recently caught at
Washington last asleep under a bed, and
he explained to the officers that he had
been up 80 continuously for several
nights in succession, laboring at his pro.
iiession, that sleep overcame him while
lying there waiting for the house to get
quiet.
The famous Sinking Mountain" on
tho chattanooga river makes u first.claes
earthquake barometer. Although grad.
ually sinking oil the time, its periods OF
greatest disquiets are when earthquakes
are racking some remote part Of the
globe. When the great earthquake oc.
Mountain was lowered ten feet.
In THO forests Of Washington and
c~opiously during clear, bright days, when
no dew is visible elsewhere. The drip.
ping is SO proiuse that the ground IN.
derneath is almost saturated. The pho.
nomenon in this case Is caused by the
remarkable %condeusing power Of the
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WHEELING, AUGUST "A, 1890.

LONDON is considering the advisability
OF appointing inspectors TO look after
the morals OF music halls II london
will inspect the morals OF It's aristocracy
1t will find enough TO do.
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A Very Good Suggestion.

To The Editor Of The %lHtdlice,cer.
SiR:-Now that George W. Atkinson
declines the nomination for Congress,
what's the matter with making him
Chairman of the State Executive Com.
mittee? Think he would be the right
man in the right place.
1ours, A REPUBLICAN,
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leaves OF tho Nr, and It occuys only when
the relative humidity Ia near the dew
point. Tho dripping ceases after 10 or
II o'clock in the morning, but resumes
at or near sunset.
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Sick Headache.

Loose'a Red Glover Pills cure sick
Headache, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Con-
stlpatlons. csc. per box, 5 boxes for 81,
For Rala hy Logan Drug Comnanv. ntw
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Political.
Republican State Convention.

II Is ordered that a Convention Of the State
DO held In tho city OF M%artinsbutg, on Wcdhes.
day, tho 10Th day Of AUGUST, 1890, n 10 O'Clock
O.. IN, 10 nominate n candid ate for Judge Of tho
election to be hold oil Tho ithi day Of November
next, snd 10 transact such other business as may
properly come tcforc said convention. bach
county Is entitled TO send to said convention
one delegate for each ono hundred votes or
traction exceeding 1ity votes, cast for the lie.
publican candidate for Governor In 1855.
: BY order OF tho State Central Committee.
iy?3.pAw @. ". ATKINSON. Secretary.
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Epps's Cocoa.
P S COCOA.
BREAKFAST
Epps's Coco

TX a thorough knowledge OF the natural law
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RusFluon, ana BY a careful application Of the
has provided our breakfast tables With n dseli..
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c many me- hss u . doctors Pills. I i BY tho Judi:
enough 70 resist every tendency 10 disease.
hundreds OF subtle maladIes are floating around
u Us ready IT, TO attack wherever there is a weak
PoIni. NC mHy escape many a fatal shaft by
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Made simply with boiling water or milk, Sold
Gn.yl ~ n4ii pound tins by Grocers. labeled thus:
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