New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-03
TIE TALK or THE DAT.

Wade Evans the only known survivor OF The casse
massacre, Is insane.
A booming Town.-squiggs-lIel snsggs. HowS
NewtOwn, these days-boOmn2I , ..,.....
Snsgss-You beti we'vo had MAGAZINE sx2 2ssa
and q boiIer burst there within tho post teh oaya-
burlington Free Press.
Knto Field tells this about finished product OF
young ladies' seminary she looked long ana h'csose
cdly through tile big telescope ut the bright pishss
which the professor had told her Venus and u'ea
she said "Oh. isn't 1t perfectly lovely NOW p'eees
show me AdOnis."
lie sat and locked at the busy editor for about my
minutes steadily. Finally he yawned sleepily ana ~
There arc things in this world that go w''0'
out saying" .,. 49,. 49,. an. -
darned many things that say good deal WHOM 90
ng."-(P1Oaccr Press
A Chicago paper declares that "OOoVV p0o10
wcru missed by the census enumerstors. Neat '"'ns
II Will claim that tho whole 100000 are living y
Chicago.
Eject Of the Alliance Shortcard peteMMem ycS
a'sn lmer Why. hes lived in the city for twenty
INV irhrard sau,-weu. what's he don' with hayseee
in his hair, II lIc ant no farmer n. $3.50
sofa eeWhy he so" "n Win, S 80. e'f il YS1
hair. See !(Tcrc Iiautc Express
One OF the Roman Empcrors boa,tcd that he founS
R ne brick and left il mario" History DOESN'T say 81
hit the change from brick to marble may nave
been due to a boycott placed on the first mentioosa
staple By some walking delegates Of the elder ~.
VARIATION.
An angler with u costly pole
SurInOuntcd by a silver reel,
Carvcn in quaint poetic scroll
Jointed ard TIPPED with finest steel
Whose srar.ct eyes
And Jasper wings are fair to see,
lie, To III. stream
Nho." bubbles beam
Down murnurlns "td"S viii, and fres.
Where the fish meath the bushes glide
A sb,c, haired hoy. with bIrcl-wand lighA
Prolonged somewhat, li"r iish's sp'ns'
And on K, end biz Of white ,
Tie COMMON hind n srocer'> twlhe'
WIZ nauglu bug er"at
';ionnd worms f,r .ai H..
Tramp> Ia The water ni,i OF geo.
u iilc nas the n..e Wrath
OF enrc~ most beautiful t" see:
While he e. in tho pla inS hooA
4 lcnG~! .in-hi- only Eo'h.
Tho ,u.lor with the costly pole
come, h,mcwari frli Of airy craze.
II rap.n.c thrills the nrchin> 'oui'
II doesn't blossom In his race
Tue f'rv,cr he
Has twenty three
Fishes that 'pc'Il' IN me SUI.
Tie Shock hatred boy
|. rcft Of Joy
Hes raucl.t what, hroNn a. " mar! -ou~
TIN. d and ~. lave "Oh ''diN. ,
Somehow it sometime, war;, f,'t way way, Due,
aThc ,tarta Constitution" tells 81 Strictly '."r
ro,,to ,;,,r >, man VII, rcr"n; ,aw large chThc"
make c:,cr IT,, barn and swallow IN" OILY ers y,
re>t ON IA" inside Of the wall. The 'iiahr l"'" e
no. on IN, o;, >Ide and 10 rrah It put about nan !"
it, i.dy ti~,'ic'i -pac" between The 'i'h"r>. ~
,r,k, In TIT, position swallowed an esT "'' w., Wv
nest on III. oat>id". II then ta'h'd ''r'e' w.
.c ru,u a.. c:s IN the part Of the iFdy next 70 mo
,, ,. All, : ,ho timber. II could so no further'
400, ,o-t NC hard i,r ,:ilc time trying 10 reeSss "
-.lf, the reptile died
IL. vos .ron, OF heart Mr.. smith;
lie bravtiy wor. CID .'hhc'
Though ncglho:s Kept hired man.
lie worked his own lawn lose
That "a husband Las 20 meet;
Take the oil can through the street;
A story is told in THE Boston Journal about Q
,o,rc man cmpoycd IN a big retail dry goods store
yh was Granted vaca,ion. II was expected that no
wnu,d li. 10 the mountains 60 70 the sh"c' inc
first morning he FREE he WALKED thrCe" ''' ''"
lc,urely nodding Ia lin comrades Tlind tue e"'A..'
but speaking 10 no one. lie then maar Ills e"'. ~"
second day he was All hour later but he passed IN y"
view hi, toling associates. ana then wen. o' ''
he rep,atcd for six days When he returned on Mohusy
he was asked why this strange behavior. TIC replies
tia; he had felt for a long time desire 10 DC aoe "
do rs he pleased in store and he had no" pcco NO"
to do So: and IL, added I'm >atisilcd anu ren"' W -
| To wcrh again better satisfied than II had chimes
| mountains or batltd In the si1 II WIS p"'~
| gratifraton to be VISITOR
Worth Remembering. he statement thar wVmse
| IN Nest VirCuil wa, ~ oy!uy surprised at reeNms
a pirc. Tor her c.ny quilt and an autograph leMes
from Grover cleveland that she knskN rrvo.vets
onto the hUr harged it, shot herself IN the es nuS
was cursl Of hong standing paraly >i- Al the same n
recovering her speech. Is worth Observation-Disclosures"
| Free lr,>s
The proceedings Of the recent conference on tns
| negro uu..,,ion held ut Lake Mohonk. have been
printed ia a handsome pamphlet OF 80 pages 'op'os
| Of the pamphlet can be- ohnined by sehd'hs oo 'eu~
To George II. Ellis. No. IA Franklin ST. hos'""s
or (, A. X. smiley Lake Mohonk y. u
II am sorry TO say said the manager Ia dransuS
author. that wear society play. which nay !m's
finished reading. Lacks all the elements OF popus'"'
IL Hstterd myself said the author Thai u.
Eyes, ] know" interrupted tle mansIer, w w
Dialogue i, brilliant. and the plot Is original ana
miratN cors:rnrtrd hut IL doesn't give the lead,ns
one ~ bc fur acts More expensive clothes snd fss
plot would improve IT,. lHorristown Herald