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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-06-04

len baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had children, she gave them astoria.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-06-04

a chemist says wood can be made
palatable and nourishing twill not
startie many to announce that good
board can be got out of saW-logs.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-06-04
WIN. FRANK. JOHN BENTzIN.
Cottonwood MI Mills.

Custom grinding solicited. Will.
grind wheat for ! Gone eigth) or ex-
change "a lbs. flour, TBS. shorts and 8
lbs. bran for one bushel of wheat. Flour
and feed sold at low rates and delivered
a New Ulm free of expense.
FRANK & BENTzIN.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-06-04
ONE ENJOYS

>DA-VA-S -h-TASsD ~ Il ~
Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and feyers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup Of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in.
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not acceps any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG syrup co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL,
LOUISVILLE. Ky. NEW YORK. Mr..
as 4 ~ $50 4 & =
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-06-04

At twenty years of age the will reigrs, al
thirty the wit, and at forty the Judgment
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-06-04

Be careful how you jest. The richest joke
OF the season may be avery unreasonable one
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-06-04

1t is not an uncommon thing for hot ords
to produce GOODNESS.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03
How to Walk Up Hill.

81 saw two girls with their es-
courts walking up COrsey Hill
Yesterday said an observer of
girls. zone of them went up like
a rubber ball, bouncing and
bounding at every step, chat
tering briskly to her companion
as she went and stopping now and
then to pant a little, and take a
fresh start both with her bound
ing way of walking and with her
chatter. Presently her friend
came quietly along. She was let
ting the young man beside her do
the talking, and she was mount
ing the long hill with short, inelas
tic steps. She used her heels as
we'll as her toes in going up hill"
1t is a good rule for hill climbing
and one to be remembered in 90
ing up Stares, remarks a Boston
Transcript writer. Women dOct.
Ors says and many women prove
in practice, that by going up stairs
slowly, with the foot-heel and
toe alike-put firmly Oh each stair,
one may arrive at the top of four
flights of stairs really rested, in
stead of gasping for breath as
when one runs up stairs. Going
up stairs is q good exercise, if
one goes at it in the right way to
get it's benefits. 49, Detroit Free
Press.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03
What He Died OF.

81 don't know what to make of
my husband" said a young wife
tcarfuIIy; che begs me not to cook
anything, but allow our trained
cook to prepare the meals
"My husband was dif1'erent,n
said lady in deep mourning; che
was emphatic in his orders that
the food should always be pre-
prepared by my hands,
"And your husband-where is
lie now"
Gle is dead" - Philadelphia
Press.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03

my message on the hand of my
friend. once sat down in church
directly behind a friend to whom
l told a long and important story
during the prayer by tapping
on the back of her shoulder.
"It's great fun to have so great
an advantage over the curious
world, and one can tell the most
prOfOunded secrets in that way
without being Overheard.-New
York Evening Sun.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03
\ Great School for GOSsipcrS.

An expert woman telegrapher
was telling odd things connected
with her profession yesterday.
"Do you know how many ways
telegarphers have of cOmmunica,
ting among themselves than Ordi-
nary mortals have" she asked
"NO? Well I'll tell you. Not
long ago, in a crowded house, |
saw an associate to whom | very
much wished to say a few
words. She was within easy
hearing distance of me, but |
could not get close enOught to
her to whisper what | wished to
say, and | could not even catch
her eye. Suddenly | thought of
something. | noticed that the
chair in which ] was sitting was
iron. | took my latch key out of
my pocket and striking the frame
Of the chair tapped out her full
name. Her practiced ear caught
the sounds at once. She
turned and saw me. Then | tap
ped out my full message on the
rim of my chair. She took her
latchkey from her pocket and
sent an answer in the same way.
Not a word was spoken, and only
two or three persons noticed the
clicking, and these did not under
stand what it ment.
"There are two other ways in
which conversation may be CARR
ed on between teIegraphers with
out a wOrd,o she went on. ain
fact, if l am sitting next to an as
sOciate in an audience room l
never speak. | simply tap out
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03
Twelve Years Old Yesterday.

A day or two ago, while Con-
ductOr Issac BOwe was taking
toll from a carload of passengers,
he came to a little girl who has
been a regular patron of the rode
for some time. She handed the
conductor five cent piece, and
he offered her two cents change,
which she refused. "My dear lit
tie lady," said Issue, in his kind,
fatherly way, "children under II
years of age ride for half fare, and
you know we have never charged
you but three cents. Take these
pennies and buy chewing gum"
Instead of yielding to temptation
the little lady remarked with a
proud and satisfied air: "Kind
sir, | was II years old yesterday,
and | must insist that you take
the full amount to which, by the
rules of the company, you are
justly entitled. Please do not
annoy me further by insisting that
| am mere child.n ISsac turned
pale and clung to a strap for sup
port. He said afterwards that in
all his experiences he never knew
or heard Of such a case Nor
walk Hour.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03
The Dutchman's Advertisement.

He was a big, red-faced Dutch
man, and as he entered our office
door and inquired if "der editor
vas arount" we invOluntarily
glanced in the direction of the
open window before making an
affirmative answer and asked
what was wanted.
"Vell," began our visitor, seat
ing himself on the corner of the
table, 81 will tole you about it. In
der first blare | got me a letter
Won my wife Katerina, who vas
pack in Wisconsin, und sOmeding
vas happen on my house. Dot
vas pOy und he weight more as
dwelve pounds. Now, Offer | dOnd
make me Won cent | got to sec me
dot little Dutchmans.n
"a very natural desire, certain
ly."
But now l got me some
drOubles in my mint. Ofer | gone
off und left me dot CLAIM vat l
got, und some rOOsder comes
along und drinks | hat died my
last, or sOmeding like dot, und
Jumps der claims, vat l will do
about it?n
"YOu would be obliged to prove
that you had not abandoned the
claim.n
But dot makes me some OK.
penses, amt itW
"Yes.n
II didks me der best way will be
to get nodice in der baber."
every well, please write what
you require"
Being furnished with paper and
pen he proceeded to write the
following:
Took NODICE-To all who got
concerned aloud it: Der land vOt
setands on der behint side Won
dot leedle sOdhOuse of mine vas
dock already by myself. Who
ever yumps me dot CLAIM will |
head put on him so high up like a
kite. A word to the wise vas der
perginning of etil.
PETER DIMBLEDECK.
"Ofer you got dot in the baber
you will bay me dwO dollars und l
safe you dot oder expenses. Econ
omy vas der tief of time. Eo you
dink dot same way yourself?"
We assured our German friend
that such was our belief, and he
departed satisfied that the warn
ing would be sufficient to deter
any adventurous pilgrim from
''yumping" the aforesaid claim
Chicago National Weekly.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03
The Attempt Abandoned.

1t doesn't take a great while
standing behing pretty girl to
get her cloak On-that is, not nee
essary. Yet we have known Of
young men, any one of whOme
could occupy five minutes in eX-
tending this little necessary
courtesy. There are so many
styles of occurrence in this world,
the secret of which lies cOnseal-
ed beneath mountain of analysis,
that it is useless to pursue this
subject further in a single vol
ume.-Merchant Traveller.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03

Editor-Confound it! this mans
question would puzzle a college
president. These authOrieties all
differ about it. I'll have to give
him bluff.
Editor writing "Answers to
Correspondents - Constant
Reader: We cannot waste valu-
able space in replying to your
querile question; it is one that
every school-bOy should he able
to answer.-Puck.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03
ALL SORTS.
Giles a poet! BOshr'

writes well.n
$50 he dOeS-but he has no
middle namcw-Chatter.
a dullard says many an editor
has been ruined by trying to be
smart He's right. But no editor
was ruined by being smart
StewartsviIlc mdD Independent.
Editor to cOntributor)-There
seems to be something left out of
this Squib.
COntributOr-What it it!
Editor - The point. - West
Shore.
''DO you believe in high
license" asked poet, as he I'M
rolled manuscript.
81 believe in a poetic license, 80
high as to be practically prohibi-
tive,n replied the editOr.-Ex.
EditOr-What price have you
put on that poem!
POet-A dollar and eighty cents
Il thousand feet; the same as the
gas companies charge.-Judge.
Associated Editor to editOr-in.
chief)-Mr. Modest refused to
give me notes concerning himself.
Editor int hief-Here's larger
tablet. Go back and see him
with this in your hand.-West
Shore.
An unhedged reporter who was
sent to a theatrical performance
on Monday night with instruc-
tons from the editor to write
notice of about two "sticks,n re-
turned at eleven o'clock with the
remark that the stage was full of
| them. Truth.
ParrOt-Im thinking of starting
paper whose mission will be to
fight all our modern cOrruptiOns
and abuses and frauds--but /
don't know what name to give it.
Wiggins-Call it the Earth.
ParrOt-Why?
Wiggins-Because it will be one
everlasting bawl!
"Pa," said the EDITORS son,
"what is the meaning of the
phrase, Amenities of journal,
ismnn
at isl promptly replied the
parent" calling a brother editoran
esteemed contemporary in one
column and referring to him in
another as "a lying whelp who
hasn't intelligence enough to clerk
on a canal bOat.'n
Somebody really must murder
most of the reporters and half the
editors of this town for remark
ing every five minutes, ''The
reason is because.o-Judge.
y Baltimore clergyman preach
ed on the subject: "Why was
Lazarus a beggar" Perhaps
Lazarus didn't advertise.--TeXas
Siftings.
In New York, of Course.-In-
truder--I would like to get a job
as a writer on your paper.
EditOr-Are you strictly sOber6
Can't say that l am, but l have
had experience on st. Louis
paper in writing mean things
about Chicago, and l can beat any
living man at the business.
Sit right down. You can have
nv, ,,l,nn Tovon S;f+;,,o.c
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03
WATERWAY,
What the Proposed Niagara Ship
Canal Would Accomplish.

"OlNt
The advantages of a ship canal
around Niagara Falls in United
States territory are again brought
to public attention and set forth
in a pamphlet by William Pier
son JudsOn, NJ, Am. Soc. @. E.,
and Assistant U. S. Engineer at
OswegO, n. Y.
The pamphlet is entitled "FrOm
the West and Northwest to the
Sea by Way of the Niagara Ship
Canal" and begins by the state
ment that the West and North
west must have the best possible
waterway to the sea, and that the
best waterway is that by which
the largest praCticle lake steamers
can go nearest to the sea by deep
water navigation without break
ing bulk. Such a waterway, it is
said, can be made either through
the United States or Canada, and
the great profits Of the carrying
trade, which are increasing every
year and exceed the profits of
production, will go to that nation
which provides the best route.
The United States has provided
for a portion of such route by
the construction of a Sault Ste.
Canal mt the outlet Of Lake SUI
periOr, the deepening Of the
Detroit river at the entrance to
Lake Erie, and the excavation Of
the st. Clair Flats Canal, and the
magnitude of the commerce thus
benefited may be estimated from
the fact that 10000, 600 tons yearly
pass through the latter waterway.
TO get within reach of the
ocean, however, navigabIe com
muniCatiOn must be had with Lake
Ontario bya canal around Niagara
Falls to offset the advantages
possessed by Canada in the Wei
land Canal.
The Importance Ofsuch water
way was early recognized, and us
far back as 1862 or 1868 a bill "tO
create navigable ways between
Lake Erie and Lake Ontario" had
passed the House of Representa-
tives. In the spring of 1888 an
other bill was introduced in Con-
gress for similar purpose, and a
pamphlet was published by the
OswegO Board of Trade, with a
may, reproduced in our issue Of
April Z, 1888, showing six alter
nate routes for the proposed canal
two of them being identical with
the alternative routes shows in
Mr.. JudsOn's present pamphlet.
The route then recommended
commence a short distance below
TOnawamda and terminated at
Wilson, 1885 miles away, and is
now estimated to cost S29,317,9OO.
The route now paetCrrcd eX-
tends u distance of 252S miles
from TOnawanda to OlcOtt, but
will cost only $23,GI7,9O
These estimates were made by
iapt. Carl. f. Palfrey, Corps of |
ngineers, U. S. A., and are based |
a canal of 20 ~ feet; a width |
he bottom of 100 feet; a width |
lrtace Of 100 feet in rock and |
feet in earth, with paved |
V The locks to be 400 feet |
y eighty feet wide; gates
wide; depth over inter sill |
and average lift Is feet.
nate also include the i'm
t of the lake harbOr and
cara River at either end
7.
IA canal completed it
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03

tages are pointed out by Mr..
PiersOn, not the least of which is
the ability in time of war to bring
gun-bOats through from New
York to Lake Erie and the upper
lakes.
Simply regarded as military
work the Niagara Ship Canal
would" he says, "be an ecOnOmi-
cal substitute for otherwise need
ed defGnces of the Northern
frontier, but unlike most military
works it would be still more valu-
able for peaceful commerce..
A bill has been favOrably re-
ported by the House Committee
on Railways and Canals apprOpri-
ating $l,OOO,000 for the cOnstruc.
ton of the proposed canal, and
providing for the appointment of
q locating board to be composed
of two officers of the U. S. Engi-
neers Corps, two civil engineers
from civil life, and one member of
the Chicago Board of Trade.-En-
cheering and Binding Record.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-03
Liabilities OF Commercial AgCn.
CiHS.

cicS.
The Supreme Court of PCnnsyl-
vania has just handed down de-
cisiOn that will intercs business
men everywhere.
1t appears that the Bradstreet
Company, in printed book fur
nished to its customers, repre-.
scented that a Jersey City manu-
featuring company had a paid-up
capital of 100000, whereas that
was the amount of the authorized
capital, while only 100000 had
been paid in. On the faith of this
representation a firm sold the
company a bill of goods on credit,
the amount Of which they lost by
reason of the company becoming
invOlvent. ThereupOn they sued
the Bradstreet Company for the
recovery of their loss,
This company admitted that its
representation as to the capital
stock was incorrect, but pleaded
that it was due to typographical
error. 1t further commended that
it was exempt from liability by
this clause of the agreement with
it's subscribers.
"That the said csmpany shall
not be liable for any loss or injury
caused by the neglect or other
act of any officer or agent and
communicating said information;
that the said company does not
guarantee the correctness of said
information "
The Supreme Court remarks
that this stipulation provides for
exemption from the negligence of
the officers and agents of the com
pany, but not from it's own. ave
think the fair and reasonable con-
structiOm of it," says the Court,
it that the company should not be
liable for the mistakes of those
who collect and impart the infOr-
matiOn.' But in this case the re-
port made to the company by its
agent was correct; the blunder
was in printing. at is certainly
negligence on the part of the
company to issue 1t book contain
ing such gross error, and for
this negligence the company is
liablc.n-New York Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17
NOTICE

Of THE INTENTION OF THE CITY COUN-
" Gil to extend water mains on Second South
street from between Tenth and Eleventh East
TO midway between Eleventh and Twelfth East
streets.
Notice is hereby given by the city council OF
Salt Lake city of the intention Of such eounGih
to mako the following described improvement,
to-wit: Extending and laying iron water pipes
or mains along the following streets, namely:
Second South street from between Tenth and
Eleventh East TO midway between Eleventh
and Twelfth East streets, and defraying three
fourths of the cost thereof estimated at 49, OO)
three thousand dollars, by local assessment
upon the lots or pieces of ground within tho
following described district, being the district
10 be affected or benefited by said improve
ment, namely: Ali Of lots and ?, block 90: lots
and 3, block 30; lots 5and.6. block "a; lots aad
7, block %; all in plat f, Salt Lake city survey
All protests and objections to the carrying out
OF such intention must be presented in writing
to the city recorder on or before May q, 1880
being the time set by the said council, when it
will hear and consider such objections as may
be made thereto.
BY order Of the city council of Salt Lake city
made April p. 1890.
LOUIS HYAMS. City Recorder
Salt Lake city, May !, 1850
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17
when she was Child, she cried FOR Castoria
When she became Miss. she chung to Castoria.
when she had Children, she gave them Castoria
The First Step.
RAMBLER.

Perhaps you are run down, can't eat.
can't sleep, can't think, can't do anything
to your satisfaction, and you wonder what
ails you. You should heed the warning,
You are taking the first step into nervous
prostration. You need nerve tonic, and
in Electric Bitters you will find the exact
remedy for restoring your nervous system
to its normal, healthy condition. Surpris-
ing results follow the use of this great
nerve tonic and Alternative Your appetite
returns, good digestion is restored, and the
liver and kidneys resume healthy action.
Try bottle. Price Soc, at A. G. Smith s.
Co. IS drug store.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17
LIST OF LETTERS.

r IsT OF UNCLAIMED LETTERS RE-
IL manning in the postofffce Salt Lake city,
Utah, on Friday, May IS, 1890 which. If not
called for within thirty days, will be sent TO the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17
The Blessing of Strong Nerves

Is recoverable, not by the use OF mineral soda
tives, bat by recourse to effectual tonic treat
ment Opiates and the like should only be
used as auxjliaries, and then as sparingly as
possible. Vigorous nerves are quiet ones, and
the most direct way to render them so is to rein
force the vital energies. That sterling invigor-
all-suflcient for this purpose since II entirely
removes impediments TO thorough digestion and
assimilation of the food. so that the body is as
sured its due amount OF nourishment and con.
sequently of stamina. Rheumatic tendencies
and affections of the kidneys and bladder are
also counteracted by the Bitters, which is be-
sides pleasant medicinal stimulant, infinitely
purer than the raw excitants of commerce.
which react injuriously upon the nervous sys.
TEN.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17

never be neglected. If it is, every time
you catch cold you cough harder, and it
sticks by you longer. Billiards. horehound
syrup is the best remedy in the world for
pneumonia, bronchitis and all throat and
lung troubles. If you have any throat
trouble, call for Billiards. horehound SYRUP
and take no other
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17

Persons calling for the above letters, will
please say Advertised May l6''
G. II. BARRATT. Postmaster
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17
THE WASATCH
PATENT ROLLER MILLS.
Best Grades of Roller Process
Flour.

pRANDS-HJGH PATENT AND STRAIGHT
~ Grades; all warranted as good as any
made in Utah. i
TEE HIGHEST CASH PRICE paid for Good
Wheat.
First South Street.
HUSLER s. CO.. RrOD0
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17
Pneumonia and Bronchitis Carry off One-T Third
of the Human Race.

It is not generally known that pneu-
monia and bronchitis carry off one-third of
the human race, but such are the facts,
and what is more surprising, both of the
above diseases result from neglecting
common ordinary cold. A cough should
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17

Ladies' Berlin Gloves at 10c. and 15c per pair.
Perfect fitting Lise Gloves in Suede shades. at 90
Taffta Silk Gloves at 20, 25 40 and Csc. pair.
Pure English Silk Gloves, at 40c,, 75c and S100
Silk Jersey Aitts, at l5 90 25 49, So 60 and 65c pa
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17

We call attention line of 45nch
aud at all prices from SOC. to ST.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-05-17
VIM. LAPHAM,
Real Estate and Mining Broker,

Invites the attention OF Investors to his choice
list of Acreage Property in the vicinity of, and
Lots In different parts of the city.
The highest market price paid for Copper Ores
Mt his office, No. 100 West Temple, opposite Con-
tinental hotel, Salt Lake City