The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-22

The beauty OF being q millionaire Is that
you get things presented to you that poorer
people have to buy.-Munsey's Weekly.
A GREAT mistake perhaps was made when
DR.. Sherman named his great remedy Prick
| that time all remedies for the blood, etc,
were called Bitters. Had he called it Prick
| ly Ash 'Regulator," "Curative," or almost
| anything but Biters, it undoubtedly would
have superseded all other preparations of
similar character. The name Bitters is mis-
leading; tits purely medicine, and cannot
be used as beverage.
If the legs are not hollow, why is it they
get drunk SO easilya-Ram's Horn.
At the age of thirteen my son became af-
fected with chronic diarrhea, caused by
scofula gave him Bulls Sarsaparilla and
1t cured him. recommend it especially for
scrOfula, fever, sores and general debility
The cures have known it to make in some
cases seemed almost MISUNDERSTANDING
johnson, Benton Barracks, Mo.
THE dress-maKoc seems to preserve the
eternal balances of nature. As the Shout.
ders went up the collar came down.-Puck.
Thousands of miserable and puny little
children have been restored to robust health
by using DR.. Bulls Worm DestrOyers adj
ministered to them by kind and loving pa.
rents.
A MATTER of Rcgret.-Bunker-"D you
remember the cigar Igave you tho other
daya" Hill-'l'm sorry to say l do.'-
Racket.
The height Of tyranny-to arrest brook
because it murmurs.-1exas Siftings.
You hardly realize thatit is medicine, when
taking Carriers Little Liver Pills; they are
very small; no bad effects; all troubles
from torpid liver are relieved by theiruse
The eagle is the bird of freedom, but the
turkey has the most friends in the fall of
the year.-Ram's Horn.
DoN'T Wheeze and cough when Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar will cure
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
1T IS one of the peculiarties of coming
men that they don't seem to arrive-N. Y.
You don't have to take orr 1pord for the
good quality of Dobbins' Electric Soap Just
get one bar of your grocer, and let it tell you
its DUN story next Monday, and be governed
by that, good or bad. Remember Dobbins'
Electric.
JOHNNY, how many seasons are therein
lhree-pepper, salt and dc baseball sea-
s.A:' w.
Run into the ground-tnnnels
GAMDoL, but don't bet-sheep.
MAKES q flying visit-the bat.
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MAKES one weck-seven days.
A PRECIOUS pair-diamond earrings.
SOME tacks collectors-upholstcrc
CUTs a "pretty tigure''-the cngraver.
JUST the right pitch-whcn the tramp is
thrown out--N. Y. Mail and Express.
MANY a house otherwise straight has
stOop to it.
will you love mo then as nova" "Yes.
LII love you now and then. IN. Y. Sun.
The dog days seem to be all over So do
The dogs onker's Statesman.
he proved himself an upStart" "YOu
lmaze me! Hows' Sat on q tack.''-
Jester.
1T is stated that the Government wants
lew design for the silver dollar We would
'ugge't u Weather-vane; 1t very easily !
changes to four quarters.
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PASSENGER in balloon Ito aeronaut)-"Tm |
Tery much taken up with you, SIR" Aero
you are rising higher in my |
opinion every minute"
He had just told her that she was the
cine OF sweetness. ''It is a case of linger-
1g. sweetness" shs suggested. "HoWa'
l furnish the sweetness and you do the
tut ne was gone.-Washington Post.
SETTLED nowhere-Blobson-" hear
nat Dumpsey has left Burlington. Do you
now where he has settled." Popinjay-
NO; so far as can find out. he has left
Il his bills unpaid. Burlington Free
ress.
He Was in Love with the Bride.-Blim-
ers Ito chief usher at September we'd
up, old man. You look as if
our spirits We're at very low ebb."
hiei Usher tgGimly) are going out I
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