The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-08

It's very wiss father who Knows - DocA -
bis scn--Sbmervf1Ee Iexynnk
Drown-I INVADER Why shaa CLOCK ssruck n
lscas : esarA~ n Fseg-1or shszsef Aoara.
probably Weekly.
New Yofk en- - her S1aooo.o00 Worlds faiR
mascEipsioa fsnd toward nnishing the Grant
Dconnenl-'Czesetend HGafsdeotx.
An old snying aakes b thas ~ who goes boR-
rowing 600 areoFrou1ne" r mAy - - with
oume boEroUsmL bax In other cnses Il II tn iel-
low Who len6s sAas generally doe ths sorrow-
Ing PAiIadeipAia Tiwcs
4 nRAsURs o. woe
when chicks that peck at Ill thsy -
Capture . laressized humble bees
Then ~ ~ stingef bends them doubts
There II indeed. '.psck q toablA"
s.what 10 your opinion a crankss' asked llise
Brighten Of Gus d Jay. sCandidH," said the
dainty Augustus, II don't IKE cWanks much,
you know" .why notY' II cahnt appwovo Of
the way they vcah theiah haiah- WdsAisgsoa
Post
II Heaven had high hoard fsnes poand Il
you'd 80 dozens Of peaky sinners trying TO
the fnR cornss while The gaso-keepef's attention
was held b. singis dead-head in froak-AsA-
When r. T. Baznsm said farewell 70 we'll
known Engltsh circus manager the latter ~
marked: 1--WE shatl meet aeain IN heaven. my
deer Baxnuua. The Auorfcan looked thought
full for moment anA then said: "Yes. Il yoa
are therA "-Losdos FkA
.why. Mr. Browustudy. An afraid you have
hurt YOUR foot. you limp -" 20 mot ct eli; the
fact II that day afsor tomorrow ID my wiis's
birthday. ard have thsss Last eight days been
wearing pebhle il ny boos % q rot . forget
Il. poo knoss."-Hisoends BJattsT.
An Unknewn Point: Mn Rossbad-Oh, veil.
yoa must mot blame her; she b one Of the
period. BHason-Psfiodf She . GIRL cf the
psriedf She dossn't know what . period II
Why. she never seops talking except With an
exclamat1oa point Hnspers Basay.
How 70 Treat Them-Kentucky Colopel-This
discu0tou shout how - treat sx-pCesiden0 ID
entirely urealled for. New York Man->Ahi
'Yes. siE. The way to treat than r 10 hand
them deeantee and . glass and then turn pour
eyes In an0tAes direction. Etws.
BOSTON CULTURE.
The strnt car Aend wiIlsurely %
10 Hsdss for his grievous sins.
For he crossed his legs and wiped his bootI
Upon bis oppoaite nsighbor's shinA
-zyoascripk
Mis Bsckhay-Do you pay much attention to
aft In Chioseof Miss LAkesido-Do wei Well
should suilA Yoa ought 70 have sean the tai
low seat1e ~ q. Warrington that was On exhi.
batdon ct he Union League banquet last oatur-
day, If you think we aren't up on ark-1ers
aoAt< 3xp14s.
''His Kajonss," began he youth IN Z salter.
voice, ~ -" He hsd risen 70 his feot, bat hs
looked nervously abou3 Tie cosy ffont parloe
suddcnly paused and sat down again with I
casual and apparently unconscious mOeioa d
her superb hand and arm The yonng woman
drew down the blind. "What we're you aboul
70 ny. NJ Hankinsonr che inquired. -CAicagl
Tyibu2e.
Mr.. Chuswstsr tnsing with much politsnea
In . street casl-Permit me to ofes you seat
madam. Lady fremoxing ~ vsil - she sin
down, and disclosin& 70 his suxprise, the foat-
ures Of Mn. Chugwater) -Th--O o, it's ron, 4
Il You're unusually polite. Joafah- M. Chne
water-Yes. It's L II Il had bsen anybody else
yoa would have 6nished the "Thnnk yoa"-
Chicago Tribune.
NARcH wKAfHKR II NEW YORK.
The weather clerk took some ethereal mildnees,
An assort1ent OF clouds, soms deecy. soma
black,
4 blizzard Or two slightly shorn Of their wild-
Come rsrs bits Of sunshine dispsrsing chin
rack:
whiriing mow-wreashs, deep drifts. and some
hail and much rain.
And carslessly mixing the whole man -.
gether,
Threw II broadcast DER uty and village and
plain,
Al sample Of what he could make Sce March
weather
-xew Ycvk Herald