New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-24
THE TALK or THE DAY.


The professional genius has gone and discovered
somewhere among his inner works that Fremont was a
German. and his real name Freimuth. He was the
sort of German that born in Georgia, with French.
man for his father and a yirginian for his mother
Better Than Stnng.-"I want something said A
farmer rs he entered Michiganave. drag store the
Well. what is t?'
81 didn't tie a string around my finger. but CUES,
Of the lake below US ~
E&sctT WHAT'S The name Of the bay which tn.
boats 10 >"
Putin Bay
Correct Now, then, who put in there?o
STRAIGHT as string. want 10 cents worth Of
perygorc Ny old woman said I'D be to forget
II. but here's the proof that ddn't"-De;roit Free
Press.
The Worcester spy" wants the members Of tho
Grand Army Of the Republic to DO something to
silence the reprOaches Of those who say the Grand
Army is organized for plunder' How when that's
wha; they want to say!
THAT doctor is the most dressy physician ever
~You think sol7
Yes. Ever time he goes out on his visits he
looks as If he had Just come out of a bandbox."
Il see. Dressed To ku."-(BostOn Courier.
The chaps whose postage stamps refuse to stick and
those other fellows whose stamps do nothing but stick
wherever they Oughtnt to stick ought to hold a con-
vention somewhere -anywhere-in August and agree
on a platform Parafline paper or hair rubbing, which
shall il be?
sister use such phrases You make tired The
French girl simply remarks under like provocation:
You turn my blood Philadelphia Ledger
once more a paragraph is its summer rounds
saying that the largest check drawn was one by
the Peninsula and Oriental steam Navigation Company
for $3.50 900, and the next largest the Vanderbilt
check for $3,J00000. on, Far back In the
Sixties Leonard W. Jerome drew his check for
s1OOOOOOO in payment for 10000 shares Of Pacific
Mail stock at 200.
Chinese pheasants were introduced into the woods
Of oregon only eight years ago, and there are now
said % he nearly million Of them there-(Portand.
Me-, Press.
The New-York and NewIsvcn Railway Company
/, follow ng the lead Of the Pennsylvania in doing
away with grade crossings. When the work now in
progress is completed there will not be a grade
crossing between this city and New-LOndon. What
will become Of the poor fellows whose duty il Is 10
make the whistle Shrek four times to the furlongi
Frend-My Young man, you play that cornet Il
you pad for 1t.
Boy am
Frend-liow's that?
hOmc.-, Detroit Free Press.
"Chcagincnsi57 is the very latest classical label
for 4 Chicago man. From Carthage, you know, but
rather lonlsh way.
The invention Of smoheess powder, whose use
enables contending armies to SEE each other WIN
dca1 effect, ha, stirred mp inventive senlu, 70 tl9
discovery II smoke producing substance thit VIII
protect opposing forces airing upon one another
AZ short :angc. War hat. It's victories a. well aS
pcacc.-lsciantoh PENN Truth.
They can't get our little utl,s straight cousins
over The way. Just now they are pahng mach % tho
Lo.d bishop Of New York. 'Tis not long since
they dined and liked Lord Chief Justice And
us to theit tides, what you 90 II. Barbados
and t.e-Wndwald-l a sweet signature for
bi,hopl
Miss May Turc-oh, Edith dear do YOU know thss
Fred actually proposed TO last evening"
M Gls" NJ. T 4; SdfidPG y6S expect III
Edith-Why. when ! refused him last nisnt he said
Courier
Pianos on parlor cars You dear boy, they started
with Them yea and with parlor organs these twenty
and odd years ago. but they took up paying space and
nearly every body voted them a nuisance. -, away
they went.
An Illinois Church society dismissed their pastor
because lie PLAYED croquet 50 late iA he missed tho
The pastor no doubt had more hIn than II he had
prayed 80 late that he missed the croquet-Norrstown
Herald
On corresponding corners Of upper Madison ave-.
abreast the Park. but several blocks apart, crouch three
curious old women three curious old hand organs
all tNdclN dlhc, organs NOltl, ana al o"s
the same mournful wheezcs \ ta.cup stands on each
organ; usually empty. Are they waiting for Macbeth
70 pas!
M, widow survives him." TIL, Is really ILL.,
tcIc,tug although It would De still more 80 were inc
writer Of the dispatch In position 10 prove TO Il, tas
some re, dent Oi -. Louis. even " another Guy,
hl- preceded 20 tie grave by bis widow press
association formerly sent out instructions To IT. aens
d" Do not Tell III that the fire department responder
promptly and did excellent service. If the IRE de-
pareut refuses to respond. or runs in the opposite
direction. II its members prefer 10 play seven up ~
some uri.bDrnC saloon rather than Eht the fre, lei
II, know bv all means - Detroit Free Press.
The ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS editor ha' discovered that
Web.tc-'> famou, description Of the British Empire,
on whose dominons the sun never sets equally
applie, 10 the United state. because Of A1oki, YOU
know. and Maine Truly, and in these days he sun
isn't setting AT all in that part Of northern Alaska
which lies beyond the Arctic Circle. But aN TO MD
winter! We only straddlc about 100 degrees, after
all.
John. amt you coming in to battle with mother
and mc ," 49,. 49,. gam.
No but don't let that stop you. Ju,' take your
mother ont good distance and let her enjoy H. I'm
r,ius 70 ask the life guard 10 com" IN ana nave .
couple of Il, ink. - IhaGc lpha Times.