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The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1890-02-14
Harrisonviiie sores.

Rev. c. S. Miller went TO YardriDe last
week to preach a funeral sermon.
There was a good attendance at Edward
Shute's sale Of personal property last Fri
day. Corn fetched So cents per bushef.
His best cow brought S77. The farming
implements and machinery were in first
rate condition, and sold at good prices.
Mr.. Shute has rented his farm to a man now
living at MulIica Hill.
George Madara has been driving the
stage for Joe Mowers again. George is a
handy fellow and ready for any job offered
him.
Miss Maggie Defanbach, the teacher,
paid a visit to Trenton last Saturday.
On Tuesday morning the writer was
shown a beautiful flower which had
bloomed in Dsbbie Morris's garden, Feb.
10Th.
DR.. Stanger was called to WoodstowI,
last Sunday to consult with another physi-
clan in a very serious case Of sickness IL
that place.
While the LeConey trial is in progress
there is a demand for Sunday copies Of the
Philadelphia papers by the reading
portion of cur people.
Mrs. Fred. Rapp and Mrs.John Steeding
are getting over their severe sickness.
A young man was looking here last week
for q room to open an oyster and billiard
saloon.
james +. Gates has purchased for Lis
own use another horse.
Thomas Parker, with a force Of car.
penters, is charging and renodeling
Thomas Moore's house, near Geo. Herner's
John Bryant, residing near H~arrisonviiis
station, is carrying a bad scar on his knet
which he inflicted with an axe.
The following question was a part Of the
evenings discussion at q recent meeting o.
the society of Old Fellows: How shall the
Lodge appropriate the horse sheds on meet.
ing nighe?9" The horse sheds in the rear
of the store are the property Of the society,
but it is evident that persons not members
OF the Order hitch their horses under those
sheds on occasions when some ofthe Lodge
members want to use them.
One OF the best physicians in this county
saws that molasses and butter warmed to-
gether. with a very small quantity of vine-
gar. is one of the best medicines for colds
ia the heads, throat or breast. l..
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AIlowar Abstracts.

The sale for taxes did not come off, the
taxes having been settled.
Miss Laura Kelley, daughter of our
postmaster, is at home sick.
Joseph RidgBay has put up a lime kiln
at bis farm near the station.
George Ayares d Son are shipping their
milling machinery TO different points in
the Southern States.
Smith Graves left here en- Friday for
Tuckahoe, to work on the new railroad at
that place.
William Wright has opened a shoe shop
in Daretown.
The old eigbt-day clock sold at the sale
of Samuel Brooks was over 100 years old,
and had twice been taken from a burning
building. It brought s25, and an old
spjnning-wheel was knocked of at seven
dollars.
5. N. Kidd will give a show at Marshall
town on Tuesday next.
Mrs. Hannah Jacobs, widow Of Joseph
Jacobs, was buried here on Monday from
Roadstown.
John Drumnond has a eve that has
given birth to three lambs within a year,
an unusual occurrence.
Fred Hawn goes on the Ward farm in
the spring.
Edward Trickett and wife lost a little
child on Monday, from whooplng cough.
Rev. A. Wagg and family have been
spending the week at his fathers, at Port
Norris.
George Shimp has built large chicken
house for young chicks.
John Hitehner has gone into the chicken
raising industry.
Very interesting nightly services are be-
inc held IN the M. T.. church.
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The Kind flee We May Use Next sum
mer,

A dispatch from Augusta, Maine, in the
daily papers of Monday, gives the follow
ing account of the ice crop in that State,
from which our supply may have to come
unless colder weather sets in soon. Every
pleasant day sees 30, 600 tons of ice remoy-
ed from the kennebec to the houses on its
banks. The present indications are that
the winter of 1SS9-90 will be the greatest
ice season ever known here in point OF
quantity stored. Not only are the houses
being filled, but many of the companies are
preparing to build great stacks flee, to be
shipped away first of all.
The warm weather elsewhere, and the
cold weather here, has given the ice men
great expectations, and every company is
working on full time, with as many crews
as can be secured. Wages are high-from
$3.50 to 81 a day; yet, for years the ice has
not been housed at SO small a cost. There
has been no heavy fall of snow to remove
from the fields, and only in a few places
has there been any planning done. The ice
itself is of the finest ~quality-clear blue,
from top to bottom, iiawless as a piece of
glass, and from thirteen to seventeen inches
thick. There never was a better freeze or
a better harvest.
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LIST OF SALES.


Feb. l4--Personal propertyo of Charles i. Hum
phreys, Sharptown.
Feb. l5-Personal property of Jacob Kirby,
decd, at Eldridge's Hill.
Feb. IT--Personal property of Hannah A. Cav
ley, Woodstown.
Feb. ia-Personal property of Frank Bilder-
back, near Richman Mills.
Feb. 18th - Personal property of James Xii
patrick, Jr, near Woodstown.
Feb. 26th-Personal property, Jos. d. Stratton,
near Harrisonyille.
Feb. 25th-Personal property of Henry Dick.
inson, o. IL. virgins, assignee, Upper
Pittsgrove.
Feb. a6-Personal property OF Patrick Caul-
field, near Wiley's school house.
Feb. 27th-Personal property, heirs of Joel
BoTton, deed, near Woodstown.
Feb. a5-Sale of Stock Jos. NJ. Weatherby, near
Woodstown.
March 4th-Personal property ofJas. sharp,
near Sharptown.
March 5th-Personal property of yicory Glib
bon, near Yorktown.
March 18th Personal Property of Samuel
Brown farmer, near Sharp town,
March 1Ith-Personal property of Saml An
sink, near Pennsgroye.
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ABOUT SHOES.

There IS a heap Of deception in
shoes, and the dealer is fortunate if
he is blessed with sufficient skill
and judgment to enable him to sift
out the honest. worthy qualities
from the shoddy article made to
sell and not for durability. The
years Of experience We have had
comes to cur aid, and, as a rule, we
are usually able to get such goods
as will justify Us in saying now and
then a word in their favor, and that
will also give the wearer sufficient
service for his money outlay.
For the past three years We have
been working up our shoe business
on the basis Of sood goods at the
lowest possible prices. Each sue
ceeding year has shown improve
ment, but we want it larger and bet
ter still, because we deserve it. We
are confident that we are in position
to give all buyers of footwear the
| greatest and fullest return for their
money that is obtainable OF any
dealer in this part Of creation. We
buy our goods as close to the hands
Of the workmen who make them as
VIC can get, with the ready money
in hand to pay cash for all pur-
chases, and make our selling
prices but a triflc over what we pay
for large quantities, thereby giving
the buyer ola single pair the full
benefit Of our years Of experience
toward serving them on an econom-
ical basis.
To further the interest of buyers
and make new customers that we
may possibly hope to retain by fair
treatment and equitable service, we
are now and viii until further notice
take off on all purchases in our shoe
department, from our already low
prices, a cash discount of ten per
cent. on every dollars worth sold.
On many goods this would seem to
be our entire margin of profit, but
no matter for that, we hope to do
our people good FIVE don't happen
to get a very large slice Of money
profit for ourselves. This means,
when reduced to solid truth and
plain English, that NINETY
CENTS PASSES IN OUR SHOE
STORE FOR A DOLLAR This
is the way it works. The mother
of the household comes in and buys
/ pair Dongola or Pebble Grain Button,
with nicely. worked button holes, SLs5
l pair 81 fine Kid Button, nice enough
Tor church or wedding. 200
daaghter for 81 ssRq 20; s, &, s. KS
$50
10 per cent o1. 80
$3.50
Or it may be the governor comes
in and buys
4 pair Of ;. Kip Boots Tor spring wear. sl7a
Or possibly a pair 81 Eur Lace Balls. or
Congress for LIS
On q pair OF Fine CALI Balls or Hutton for zoo
i rair OF Boys shoes, II. Is, Or. ~ OF Us lis
&6.7s
10 per cent discount, 81
--
$s.es
Come in and see how it works
and Judge for yourself.
Il. b. HUMPHREYS.
New Store under the Opera House,
Woodstown, N. !.
+. Nelson Curry, in charge.
Nothing like cur offer to new subecrioeEs
has ever been made BY any paper - thtp
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1890-02-14

Ike audience present in the Opera House
on Monday night were given a literary
treat in the lecture delivered by Mrs. l..
Omission Chant, Of London, England, ON
the subject, "Social Purity" The adj
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ASSIGNEE'S SALE
Of
PERSONAL PROPERTY
YTrHE subscriber, Assignee of Henry DIckin-
a son. viii sell at public vendue. on
Wednesday. Feb. 26. 1890.

At the residcnce Of Henry Dickinson. on the
road tronHIlnler to Pole Tavern. about one,
mile from Weformer place, all the following
described PERSONAL property.
HORSEs3 sofrel colt, 4 years old, well
broken and gentle; / brown horse. good for
work or drivEng5 ! sorrel mare, good brood
mare. ] bay horse, good worker
COWS AND headDf cows: red and
white COW, q bpod Aiderney, u blood Cuern-
sey; black heiftr, AIderney: yellow beffers
Attorney; ? yellow cows Alderney: red COW
olnmon grade; white Cow, y Aldernev. )
sows with pig, 4 shoatsF
HARNESS, IMFL EMENTS, Etc. - sets
double work harness, brides, collars. Hines.
dynets, halters, ridiag carriage, marker wagon
heavy wagon, express. good mower, s1iky
plow, fallow harrows horse rake, two-horse
ploW, } cultivafors, = one-horse pIow~. corn
shelter, corn marker, set shelvings, stalk sled,
% baskets, tongue and yoke, lot OF forks and
shoyels, good patent balance, q bushel meas
ure, lot gra1n bags, cha1nftraces, bunch barb
wire, large&eed bin
HAY AND CoRN-Abcpt 10 tons of good
clover hNy, blythe ton; 2sstacKs of straw. 2
stacks o. nay, lot manure in barnyard, SO or 60
bunchss OF corn fodder, / perch of stone, II
acres 81 growing wheat. 800 bushels of corn on
the ceh.
CoNDITIONs-Under SO cash; over $40 !
moHths credit on note w~ithapproved security.
payable at Fist National Bank Of Woodstown.
interest after 80 days.
sa4e TO commence at l o'clock. sharp.
o. II. WRIGGINS, Assignee.
Jas. T. MAYHEM, Auet.
Fogg * Elehman, Cl~erks.-2l4=2t
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Office hours, 800 A. NJ. to 500 P. NJ.
Office hours for money order business, TOO
A. NJ. to 700 P. NJ.
MAILs-Close at 6.5j and 7.59 A. M, 1888 and
4.l3 p. NJ. Arrive at 9.39 A. NJ, $50 and ZOO P. M.
SALEM MAILs-Close at 9.l9 A. NJ. and $40 p. M.
Arrive at 10. So and 4.33 P. NJ.
SHARProwN MAILs-Close at $50 A. NJ, and
$50 p. NJ. Arrive at 1904. M, and 40 p. NJ.
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a DISCRIMINATION Against serseymen

Chief Dixey. of the Bureau of City Prop
erty of Philadelphia, is disposed to place a
sweeping construction on the decision of
Judge Williams, Of the Pennsylvania SUI
preme Court. The Judge has decided that
hucksters and peddlers are prohibited from
selling goods in Pennsylvania unless they
can show that the articles were either made
by themselves or within the State. Chief
Dixey CONSTITUTES this decision as applying
to New Jersey farmers, and acting on this,
he has refused to grant licenses, allowing
them to sell, to all New Jersey farmers
who have applied for them.
This is a serious and unjust discrimina-
ton, and if insisted upon, must work great
injury to the farmers and hueksters in this
and adjoining counties, large numbers of
whom have hitherto taken out licenses and
sold their own produce in the Philadelphia
markets. By continuing to do so, under
Judge Williams's decision, they are nov
liable to a fine of $50. There seems to be
some doubt as to the constitutionaiity of
the decision as applied to our farmers and
hucksters, and it is a satisfaction to know
that City Solicitor Warwick has taken the
question into consideration, and will give
it the benefit of a liberal construction.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1890-02-14

The following is a list OF the signers
to the application of Samuel French,
Woodstown, for license. May term of
court, 1889:
Ewalt Richman, Philip Y. Keen,
Geo. w. Barton, John T. Hughes,
IRichard Gosling, John X. Deacon,
d. b. WaddingtoD, Daniel Keen,
John Holmes, Frank. p. Wallace,
James d.. Lawson, John S. Redstrake,
Michael Garyey, Ernst Becker,
Nicholas Justice. Elton i. Rogers.
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For View Jersey Farmers.

The special committee, named by the
State Board Of Agriculture to confer with
the Governor in securing a solution of
the problem why farming cannot be made
to pay. was in session in Trenton on We'd
nesday.
After an hour of conference it was de-
cided to send out a series of questions, in
circular form, and that the county boards
and local oranges be called together to dis
cuss the various questions and formu-
late the answers These meetings are to
be called within two weeks, and the COM
mittee will meet again in three weeks,
then they will discuss the nswer and
then meet with the joint committee of both
houses. Franklin w. Dye, the State Sec
rotary of the Board, viii send ont the cir
culars I'M few days. The questions asked
for information on the depreciation of
farm lands, the difficulty ofseeuring labor,
the character Of crops to which the soils
are adapted, the tax rate, the effect of
gambling in grains and the discrimination
of railroads.
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1freEtnru.
WEST JERSEY RAILROAD.
On and after October Sth, 1889.

Trains going north.-7.87 and 500 A. NJ, 1913
and ABB P. M. Sundays, 742 A. M, and 4.53 P. NJ.
Trains going sonth.-9.29 A. NJ 2.47, 500 and
6.a5 p. NJ. Sundays, 9.33 A. N. and q. 80 P. M.
5.4OP. sundays, s.I5 A. NJ. and SIS p. M.
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mo gExT-one end OF double house at Har-
r~IsonvllIe. Inquire OF
lle4t AARON EDWARDS, Eldridge's Hill.
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Nothing like cur otfEr to new snhecrioe.s
has ever been made BY any paper = ~
locality. Eead it carefully.
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CUURCHES.

ps-se on First and Fifth days at
1920 A. NJ. Monthly meeting first Tuesday
after last Monday in the month. First-day
school meets at 900 O'Clock every First-day
morning.
METHODIST EpIscopAL-Rev A. II. Eberhardt.
Services at 1000 A. NJ. and 100 P. M. Prayer
ileeting Wednesday at :. 60 p. M.
Sunday School at 200 P. NJ, superintendent,
Miss Amanda Abbott.
BAPTIST
Services at 1880 A. NJ. and 700 p. NJ. Prayer
meeting Thursday at 100 p. NJ.
Sunday School at 200 p. NJ, Joseph Broadway,
superintendent.
Christian Endeavor Society meeting Tues
day evening at o'clock.
PRESBYTERIAN --Rev Ii. 7. Johnson.
Services at 1000 A. NJ. and 100 p. M. Prayer
meeting Wednesday at 100 P. NJ.
Sunday school at lie A.. M, j.. Il. Jaquette,
Superintendent.
CATHoLIc-Rev. Father Tracey.
Services every other Sunday at 9 A N.
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PILEsenovE LIBRARY N READING Room.

UPEN 5NTUHDA1 3 FHOM o.VV to 5.UU r. M.
Second story Riley's Building.
Membership 800
Annual
Permits granted for the use of books at 8
cents per week, on application to any of the
trustees.
r. S. Foea, Secretary.
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LODGES AND SOCIETIES.

WooDsTowN LODGE, No. los, 1. o. G. t.
Meets every Tuesday evening in Turner's
building.
WooDsrowN LODGE, No. 1873, +. & A. NJ
Meets Tuesday evening, on or before full
moon and two weeks thereafter, In Bortonss
Hall.
wooDBINE LODGE, No. 1853, L. G. o. f.
Meets i'll Turner's Building every Friday
evening.
MosAcsA TRIBE, No. ~, INF. o.. II. NJ
Meets in Turner'S Building every Monday
evening.
WooD5TowN GRANGE, No. 8, Z. OF H.
Meets every Wednesday eveningin Turner's
Building.
HARMONY COUNCIL, No. 56, O.. U. A. NJ
Meets every Tuesday evening III Riley's
Building.
SECOND UNION LOAN AND BUILDING AssocIA-
TloN, meet second Saturday evening in each
month, at J O'Clock, in John Holmes office.
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CLoyhK HONEY by the pound
w OF gallon. j. b. Coles, Woodstown a. lis
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WILL be sold at public vendue, on
sECOND.DAY. SECOND ONT Izth.

tM0NDAY, FEB. II, 1891
At the residence of the subscriber, on Grant
Avenue, in Noodstown, all the following de-
scribed household goods:
4go0d goose-feafher beds, 2 bedsteadS, ! bed
room set, table, cross-legged table, chairs, 2
rocking chairs, lounge, cook stove and fix.
lures, 2 sftting-room stoves, 2 pair sad irons,
Mason jars, milk kettle and pans, lot cooking
utensils, lard can, wash bench, force pump,
wise and screw, ana many other articles too
tedious to mention
sale to men at / o'clock, =. NJ. Con-
ditlons At sale by HANNAH a. CAWLEY.
Isaac Conoyer, Auct.
81. u. Dickinson, Cierk.-2I+It
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security against fire. Let each voter give
this matter serious consideration and then
act in the best interest of the town, all
things considered. In the meantime We
express convictions as in favor Of water
works.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1890-10-23
The Omen Port Hole.

An English bishop was homewar1
bound from the United States, travelling
luxuriously in a double cabin with Mrs.
Bishop. 1t was a hot night, thunder in
the air, and the Atlantic liner slipped
through the water, the cabin being lit up
with lightning flashes. Mrs. Bishop
could not sleep for the heat. Bishop,
appealed to, numbered out of his berth
and opened the port hole. Suddenly
there lobbed in through the portfolio a
wooden ball attached to string. Bishop
was perplexed, but he tied it up, coiling
the string by a nail in the wall, and then
retired to rest. The ball was an apple Of
discord in that peaceful cabin, for it hit
against the side of the vessel as she
lurched, and Mrs. Bishop grew querulous
and disturbed. Up started the poor
bishop again, and to end matters he UNI
coiled the cord and put the ball under
his pillow. There was a heavy thunder
storm, but the bishop slept soundly that
night. Next morning at breakfast, the
captain presiding, he told the tale with a
good deal of episcopal solemnity and de-
tail. The captain laughed immoderately.
Bishop laughed. too, thinking his story a
good one. Then the captain told him
that the ball was the end of the lightning
conductor.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1890-10-23

moving host, 10 tune 1t to the living
pulses of the active world. If lie has
succeeded, he has caught the impress of
the marching host, their flying banners,
and their fervid cause, for IA moment.
That moment past, the economists of the
future in their march sweep by, and
again raise life above the book These
real economists include those who con-
duct the worlds industries and legisla-
ton, rather than those who instruct in
this particular art. The claim to be en-.
dowed with the gift of prophecy as to
future economic developments often
listing economic conditions. Those who
adapt themselves with most facility and
tact to the demands of their environ.
ment can usually see as far, or farther,
ahead than the unsuccessful. Economic
philosophy is vet in its nascent and
plastic state. 1t is born, but it is only
beginning to grow. The science will
proceed according to its inward Lave, and
will have its own mode of growth. 1t
will be factor in the worlds progress
as momentous as could lie wished. But
it must bide its time. Its period of as
tendency over mankind will not be that
of its first youthful impulse, but of its
sober second thought At present the
honest study of society, in its economic
aspects, will tend to impart to it's stu
dents tone which may be defined thus:
In observation, industry; in generaliza-
ton. modesty; in criticism, equity; in
nationalism, harmony; in international.
ism. purity; in cosmopolitanisnl, sim
certify. By these signs ye shall know
the true economists w. A. G.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1890-10-23

and horses, however, the great mas
of men breed without either judgment
or intelligence and then expect them
without care or attention to be as good
as the best when the time comes to
market them.
This kind OF talk has been INDUCED
in BY us for two score years, and its
observance in this and other depart
ments OF farm industry has aided very
materially to make our readers rich,
pros porous and happy. We see it in
hundreds of the homes visited by us
and our representatives every month
in the year and every year; and moth
ing can be more gratifying to the hard
working and enterprising journalist
than to be able to realize thai his
efforts have not been in vain. New
Yorker.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1890-10-23
FACTS FOR THE FARMER.
CULLINCS FROM THE LEADING
FARM JOURNALS.
Sheep Are Good Thing for Every Farmer--Dcath
Turks in the Milk Pail--ls the Pig Al.
ways PrOitable-HOusehOld and
Darby Notes.
Sheep on the Farm.


No other stock may be m,de so
profitable as sheep. A small flock on
IL farm will pay twice as much in pro-
portion to its cost as any other stock.
1t is not at all difficult to get 100 per
cent profit out OF it, If the right kind
Of sheep are selected. and ordinary
good care is given to them. Indeed.
ii the value OF the meat as it is pur-
chased is taken as basis, this profit
would easily be doubled. An average
OF 10 cents per pound is reasonable
estimate for the value OF the meat,
and there are lamb and six or seven
pounds of wool to be added. making
an SO-pOund sheep worth at least $12
or $l3. Farmers should live GU the
best OF their products, and fresh
meat should always be on their tai
bles. Mutton is the most desirable
meat for them. rs it is good in any
form; roast, baked, boiled. fried.
broiled, stewed or hashed; and a car
cass can be easily disposed Of in three
or four families, so that sheep should
be kept, If only for domestic consump-
ton. The hams are excellent when
sailed and smoked. and for the hottest
part of the summer these will be found
most agreeable and desirable. Every
part OF the sheep is edible. The head
and feet boiled make II very excellent
dish and one OF the very best of soups.
The neck cut into chops and stewed
with rice or beans is another most
acceptable way of disposing of this
part of the animal, and the numerous
ways of presenting this meat on the
table, prevents all danger of tire
some sameness, which is apt to make
one quite weary of it.
Ten or n dozen sheep may DO kept
without disturbing the farm manage
ment in the least. All that is required
are the necessary accommodations.
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The Foods or the Future.

One of the savants has discovered tina,
there is less danger than is popularity
supposed of the supply of food running
short, for the reason that when our coun'
try becomes densely populated we shall
be able to get our fat food from trees.
Az for our flour foods" the outlook i;
still better LAND that gives 100 pound;
of potatoes. he says, will yield more
than 1000 pounds of bananas. and three
acres of bananas will supply 20 men, "
This statement ought to attract the at
tention of our farmers and set them te
raising bananas. They would need boat
houses, of course, and the culture would
be costly as compared with the culture
in lands to which the banana is native,
but with sufficiently heavy duty the
foreign grown banana could be shut Out
and the home market secured for the
American producer. Just where the
consumer would get the money to pay
for the home grown banana is aqueston
Of some difficulty, but the protective
Cheory does not concern itself with sucp
problems -[Detroit Free Press.