Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-06-29

Nonk ers Statesman: Some chickens 81
all right until they get into q salad
New Orleans icay unp. The agn0sti,
has mind 10 eat hash. lie asks not &,
know.
Racket: The most popular lady is tia
one " no receive the most proposals. o
course.
Chicago Journal: The claim of TIA,
Cracker Trust that IL will reduce prices
just takes the biscuit.
Milwaukee News: II l. not strange tina
senator Quay'> mailed hand should be
seen in the disposal Of post offices
Rome sentinel: Student. after deliver
ing commencement oratiou-Aha. Onl,
three bouquets. aud paid for four.
Chicago Post: 'ris strange that lawyer,
should ever travel un foot when It i :,
easy FOR them 10 make a conveyance
Washington Post. Ii isn't such Ner,
bad English for an illitefate youth to sa1
that he !, going tu college for spell.
Binghamtah Republican: There's IA,
rest for the licked unless they're wicke,
enough to get la the clutches OF the police
Then there arrest.
Rams Horn: Nothing was ever got TO.
gether In the platform Of political party
that meant more OF panned uui less thar
a boy lifst attempt at gardening.
some complimentary things have beer
said about the editor Of the HERALD. and
"a il happens that he i, absent from hi.
fortress just at present. it j. with deep-
seated aud high headed feeling OF pleasure
that We reproduce the following sketch
hy bib Nye:"
William Lightiout Nisscher j. a news
paper man perhaps ~ years of age. aud
though | am not reminded of him espeei-
n Ia Nsa NHts|s g f..I.
J. - generally known among new spa pei
men from New York To Puget sound tina,
! venture 10 speak Of him here a. pupu
lar candidate for prince "a soon a. Rus
sell Harrison term expires Nisschrr i
peculiarly sensitive about his nose. and
that j. why ! do not speak of il here. Ii
i bright. Italian sunset LoSe. Which
does him a cruel injustice. ior ID is not
really an alcoholic huglp though FREE
quently mistaken for one by strangers. Ii
has done him much injury among TEN e
perance societies and weakcns his infu-
encc with them where otherwise he could
have done them much good 4 mining
abob VI san Francisco. for whom Nis-
Schcr had done a great favor. as lac i
mighty apt To do for anybody. once gave
him a pointer by which he
was able to make several thuns-
aud dollars. MIR. Nisscher had long
desired to astonish Southern California
With meritoriouS drama aud thoroughly
great company. 80 he bought a fine team
or Two. and getting sutGe nice new scenery
painted. he started due south from san
Francisco as the crow llles. In seeking
ocleNaic the stage Of Southern California.
however. the pry seemed to slip out and
catch the enterprisinQ elevator bl the
fingers. 80 gradually lac sold one diamond
stud after another. aud instead Of driving
them tandem be drove them single. and
finally had nothing left bat his other
team.
First be sold his scenery.
Then his thunder and lightning machinery.
And SO. finally. a autumn stole down
IRON her great labOra tory aud paint shop
aud began TO decorate the woods with her
beautiful dyes. Mr.. Nisschcr's leading
man secured job in BARRIERS shop his
leading lady began 10 wait ON the table
al the Hem house. In Southern Califor-
MIA the low comedian got job "ofr bear
ing Ia brick yard. aud Mr. Nisscher
ihoughtiully felt his way back to san
Francisco "a a phrcnolOgist
lie Is now rapidly becoming very
wealthy a. one OF the principal owners Of
Fairhaven. a beautiful and booming town
on the coast, ~ here they blow out a dozen
OF 50 pine trees today and tomorrow there
Is an opera house on the ground