The Somerset reporter., 1890-06-12
MISCELLANY.


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fora better washing compound sha. savsns Every
aye Yourself uscfnlpresent In every packAgs.
~ WIS only trying to keep the wolf from the
door" said the gentleman who was arrested
in the act Of stealing mat made from the skin
Of that animal. He was put where there was
no danger Of the wolf getting at him.
For pains in the stomach, bowels or kidneys use
Johnson's Anodyne Liniment internally.
| Give Johnson's Anodyne Lininent fair chance,
ard II always "gcts there when needed.
| II you happen to hear great commotion in
the post Office at any time, you may know 1t is
caused by the arrival Of letter addressed in 4
feminine haad with "In Haste" in the lower
left-hand corner.
| An Ohio lady was so frightened by a snake
that her glossy black hair turned white as
snow. |. was soon returned to its original
color by Halls Hair Remover.
1t is never vel to speak too contemptuously
OF others opinions. The, sentiments which we
held yesterday or which may hold tomorrow
are to-day b,lderdash compared from other
mouths than ours.
A box Of Ayers Pills has saved many a fit Of
sickness. When a remedy does not happen to
De WITHIN reach, people are liable to neglect
slight ailments and, Of course, If serious illness
follows they have to suffer the consequences.
| n sti'cn III time save nine.
He Was on Oath. Attorney Ito with ess) -
mi. Charley, if | mistake not, you said a few
moments ago that you sold milk for a living.
Witness (guardedly) mo, sir said was =
milkman."
"For long time had no appetite, was rest
less at night, and very much debilitated. After
taking two bottles Of Ayers Ssrsaparills, my
strength and appetite returned, and my health
was completely restored. ID. NJ. Fisher,
Oswtgo, NY.
Husband-"Which shall it be, Ethel the
diamoI ds or the bioughami l can't give you
both Wife lhesiiatingly)-'I think Id like
-well-one of the earrings and dog-cart."
"iieals all cuts, burns and bruis IS like magic
That Joinson's Anodyne Linment surely.
Boys and girls from Maine remember Johnson S
Anod,ne Liniment. Now don't deny it.
A Chicago publisher announces that a new
book in press, called CAESARS Column, is by
an author who writes "uuder monde plumb.
Cgsar's Column, may be out OF "plumb," buI
the author dosen't seem to be in thpt condition
What is cold in the head, Medical authorize.
say 1t is due to uneven clothing OF the body rapid
cooling when in pcrspiration, &c. The import
ant point Is that a cold in the head is an imam
natnn Il the lining membrane of the nose, which
condtion-ior catarrh is essentially "cold which
nature is no longer able 10 resolve throw off
Elys Cream Iialni has proved its superiority, ant
sufferers should resort to it before that common
ailnent becomes seated and ends in obstiuat,
catarih.
Of place in Congress somebody demands that tn,
Objectionable words be taken down. As though
they,wernt low enough already.
To Nervous. Debliitated Men.
lfyou will send us your address, We will mai
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about DR.. Dyes Celebrated Electro v oltaic Bel
aud Appliances, and their charming effect upor
the nervous debilitated system, aud how the,
| Will quickly restore you to vigor and manhood
Pamphlet free. If you are thus afflicted we will
send you Belt and Appliances on trial.
VoLTAIc BELT Co. Marshall, Mich.
~ can't say that favor prohibition" said the
member from Squash Hollow. at puts man
in er position whur he hez to pay fer mighty
bad likker and act thankful in the bargain.
One Bottle Banished Soreness, Indi gestion
and Headache.
BELFAST, Aug l6, 1889.
For four or five years have had muscu lar
rheumatism so badly as to feel sore in every
part of my body. Mornings l would have Sc
we're palpitation of the heart. and would feel as
though blacksmith had pounded me all night,
aud added to all this before commenced
taking DANA's SARSAPARILLA l had Sc
we're headache every day. l doctered but OBJ
tanned no permanent relief. l commenced ia
king DANA'S SARSAPARlLLA, and the
first bottle banished soreness, indigestion and
headache. am now taking my third bottle
and never felt SO well in my life. l can safely
say fixed me all right. and woulh recommend
it to any person troubled as was.
Respectfully,
JOEL f. DODGE.