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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
Ma. elxsy Ano Ine BUTTON

.say, Mandy" .aid Mr.. Bixby the
other morning." ''thcre's button on
NV coat, aud II you'll get me . needle
aud thread I'll sew II on."
"Ill do IL for you. dear" replied Mrs.
Blxby.
"No. YOU needn't" replied Mr.. Bixby,
promptly. "My mother Was q sensible
woman. She taught her boys to sew ou
their own button. and patches, and do
little things of that sort for themselves.
Wish had a dollar for every patch I've
put on my own pants.
"And can do it nice a. any woman,
too. You Just get me needle and thread,
and Ill do the rest" Mrs. Blxby got
the needle and . spool Of thread. Then
she went upstairs to do some dusting
when she came down fifteen minutes
later a man of llyid hue, with set teeth
and bulging eyeballs was racing madly
around the rooms with his left fist doubl'
ed up under hi. right arm. -Four chAir'
aud Mrs. Bixby's work table were over
turned, and three ruggs were rolled
up Into balls aud Kicked Into corners.
"why = Elljshl" cried Mrs. Bixby'
"what IL the maiierr'
.what IL the maiters" he Jeeringly re-
piled. "rhe matter l. l'm married to
woman who is too shiftless to keep m,
duds In order, and have to imperii my
life doing Il my.elf! I've been thre'
hours and half threading that needle
aud the flr.t jab made st that inferna
button, the needle popped up through ii
aud ran fifteen inches Into my thumb
aud about foot of the needle broke of
aud I. Ia there .till, aud I'll bet I'LL hav,
the lock,jaw before night, all because
have 90 do work mo- self-respecting mat
ever ought To do! ought 20 get . dI
yorce from you for bringing such miscr!
on me. Hang me u ] oughint!'-
brakes Magazine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
sxsrIu AND pIRsls11sc1.

There /. far too much of the hand-,o-
mouth practic, on the farm, and this ap-
piles c.p.-lally to crops aud the make of
the dairy. ~ the farmer has Que gooi
wear ~ potatoes, the next year h. will
80 Into I-otaio.. strong. - II u with
IA. dairyman. lf II 10 good butter
wear. aud th. che.-e factory r-tarn. bat
small dividends, he I. about c.rtaln to
,,s-.rt the factory nsNt year snd 20 into
butter .trong. Now the better plan u
fir.t to determine what make 10 good.
and u hat character ~ product tb. farm
aud surrounding. are be-, httoi Tor, aud
work on. year after year, on that line,
alsay. improving your condition. Ia do
better aud better la that line. Let the
market tax. care of itself, which u \.
certain to do la the long run. IL price.
are lo~ this year. they are pretty csrtsin
to DO much better next year; ar II they
are bad two wears la succession, they are
almost certain Ia H. extra good the third
wear, 40 thu, the mlrk-, price In q series
Of wear. will lust shout eguslir- it.elf la
any one product of the farm or dairy.
In you keep jumping from one To an-
other II cheese and butter, YOU are Just
a. AIT Ia mis-. II az to hit u, and thus
YOU b.coms .peculator or gambler in a
mild way, With the chances sboai equal,
aud the farm NO better In the end than
Il was when you began. The r-pnts-
,Ion alone that persistent man makes
la a .erle. ~ years l. FAR more valuable
than all the profit. he will ever make
out of the good luck % hitting two good
season. by change of management
American Dairyman.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
nlsrook Tnl REPORTER FOR A
PORTER


az. Anderson, Prescott, Ari., was on
A top lin. ~ the Palmer House register.
4. Prescott Z. only forty miles FROM the
Walnut Grove dam, which bur.t with
such di.s.irou. results few week. be-
for, the reporter, wishing some lnforma-
tIon about the rebuilding of this vast en-
t.rprIse, sent his card Ia Mr. Anderson,
Who Z. the general manager of the Arito-
ua railroad. When the card reached Mr.
Anderson. room be was greatly surpris-
ed ani sen, hack word that be was no pol
itIcian, aud that the reporter had probs-
bly, mistaken him for some one else. add
Ing, however. he would not mind call.
Understanding the situation the re-
porter went to room No. tvJ to tell the
general manager that he did not care to
talk politics, but to ask about Arifonian
affairs. 4 knock ai the door was answer
Ell by "Come In" Then before the re-
porter could Introduce him.elf the West
erner said:
"well, YOU are slow"
"Indeedy' remarked the astonlshe'i
newspaper man.
"why don't you bring In another
bucket Of coaly I shall freeze To death,
continued Mr.. Anderson.
"Par,ion ne, but wished TO ask,
"Ask afterwards, but go get the coal
now"
The railroad man was 90 pressing that
the accommodating reporter went ou'
and brought Ia q hod of coal.
"what have you to do nowv' asked
the man from Arizona.
"Nothing except move q plano IRON
the Office To room No. 800" said the re-
porter. =,
.weII, then you can ask that question
"wIll the Walnut Grove dam be re-
builty'
.That's = funny question for YOU
Who wante,i to know thaty"
''The Tribune" :.
Then YOU are rcporterf ] thought
the he'll boy said a porter"
Mr.. Anderson's esgerness to set mat.
ter. right only added to the iiumor o'
the situation.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
BurrgR AND Tnt sUTTrR MARKET.

BurrGR AND THE BUTTER MARKET.
The pr~iistions of the Farmer In the
early part of the season that the make
of butter through the summer months
would prove short IL already being veri-
fie,. The best judges now claim that
the production 80 Gar this y-sr ha. bccn
le.s than year ago, snd that there ls
le.. In cold storage than last year. 10 ts
still only midsummer aud connected
With the above fact !. still another of
importsnce la connection With the butter
supply, which I. that over q wide extent
of the dairy country there IL q severe
drouih prevailing. which must 20 far In
siiil further reducing the supply. III.
then. extensive drvuths continue. there
eau he no question hut greatly improved
pricc- will prevail for all that will b.
put on the market of first class quality
during the fall sni early Winter trade.
Already prices have ad,sDcc,i In the
large markets to gccd figurr, ani bld
fair to b. sell sustained aud gradually
81 .,ill higher. Every dalrymsn, there
forr, should sec to u now that hls milk
supply !. krp, we'll az, In or'ier to take
advantage 20 the better prices coming,
hna w ~ W'sh- " rui' wv HushN "
kept Nay up.
iIutter factorie. must not ''go To- sc.'i"
In their prsc,ic~- spd In their r~aulr--
ments. II i the fir.i quality 81 pr"iuct
that holds the m,rkrt, anil the standard
of quality 4. all the time on th. advance.
AMI consumers sw each year growing
morc exacting. While 80 much inielli-
grncc /. nov applied Ia the business ],
can't - otherwise than that the practice
70 gradually going ou Ia better ,hing..
Every factory must apply an equal In
telligvncr or u will grt left, and iis
market gradually siol.n away by ti~
better products .urv to b. there. The
effort for Improvement shouli NJ all
times - kept active. II Will never do
20 grow indifferent to the cxacting ~
quirvm.uts of the business.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
"on deck here. every eowardiy man Of
Il "A

.Or a.ch bry. sxe,x ro~sriix man oi
,on AMI \, cuieL .bout n, too
They cam. an one sf,sr the other. and
n ..cb man touched tho deck she rsys
IT,, .,..L ox., On. hs.A ~b,ch ,n.As
h,m ..s tar. They went down ON thsd,
49, .,J h..,,,.1 sor ,hsi, i've. ana
.',. ..-.., -. a, . N,.-..i
e s -.
way ."' nu~,l ~s' ~ '.
oha'r he, .'''c',""' ''e 'ss'. y
Wa 's,.n"' A'a, ~ sns nS" An''es
p~'"a; All ,ne ,nons, ao"A'a 'ns " "h%ss
M 'Ouha '.' US" o'.e.-' ."e 10y
nuns o'e''' rL' - T" ~ ~nu'u ~,
NA'er one =, ~, .'ss s.'u .n'
srst 'ar ~ " sha w " w hi. ~.
"ni" u,' , VIZ "s -
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
The Iliyn IrS~


The birch l. capable u supporting .
much grcater degree % cold than any
other trc.. In the Old World iis north
ern limit l. n desS- uIpn the west and
CT degS. upon the east coast. In Amsrioa
IL northern limit Is 81 degS upon the
we-, and - degs. upon the east In
Germany the highest elevation at which
u Is found IL $500 feet above thu level
% the "a: In sweden at 1900 feet. and
In Lapland a, i.'22 feet I, u worthy
% remark that this tire dscrca~- In
.ire not only ~ II advances toward tbs
north. but also ~ IL proceeds sOuthward
beyond the limits q Ia native region.
II attains its highest perfection and
GREATEST height In Germany and south
ern Swelen. The birch 10 not particular
In It's choice u soil or situation. and viii
grow almo-, equally well In sandy.
rocky. dry VI damp soil London Oar
den Is authority for tho foregoing state
mensa
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
Written fer the osfsri De@@sss.
UNsAviSFieD.

How prcse err Ne ~ ms.e ssi drsm,
tJ~i nsti~ss on BY fassy's ths,se,
No osar-e shes.i ~ scs'
Rat rcaminx on ~ we srv iei,
ny some queer vision arv Ne TEL
In nekie nehis ~ fre.
Ani ever thus man love. 10 dhn
Wbsrv rhppefy -sn.is f.fv,ef shin,
Nar doc. he care for the-e.
ttis eye. arv ever oa the pew,
AMI sser crave q larger sisu.
which. grsn,esi. hr'nx. n"t e~se-
saih BrtiTsss. A.r. Rktp
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
u,,sr az PAID ACCORDINGLY.

Two Harvard youths, making = Pc
tour In the scottish Highlands,
were In the habit Of stopping at small
farm houses and asking for milk, the
charge for which was invariably penny
a glass. Calling one sunday at roman
tic looking cottage In beautiful Glen
Nevis. they were sourly rcc~lved by the
cotter's Wife; and though the milk WAS
suppiied. the profercd two-pence VAS
rrfus sesi, With q solemn zdmonition NJ to
the Impropriety of such dolngs on such
a day. The collegians were turning
away with . courteous word ut thanks,
when the woman made her meaning
clear. "xa, na!" she cried; "l'il no
tak' less than saxpence for br'akln' ths
Sawbath!"
A like thing happened to some New
York men, walking In the Delaware val
lev, between the Water Gap and Bush-
Kill. Only the American woman's scala
was Of course larger. Shc aah; ~
s'pose we've all bern breakin' the Sab'
bath; it'li b. = dollar"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
At THE PLAY.

on q the tlay n trAscs .->m n ssAnd
Cssn the lass shrill i,Il of warning riss~
lNaS srs the uvsari ruling curtain 6iaSs
ne xisry crt ard fantastic t-Ani-
wealth. Love and iiAtrpi. 0Iosy AMI CommAnd--
Twp b. thar yAssss, - the n'om~nt hrsnC
Ths y~omps~r. fsssioa. fo<th io yoodsr uinrs
whes~ ths -c-o~ shlfs>s. Tina 10 eis>> 81 hAni
Ard vel knov thai ps~s-nily ON ons
L<t th~ vsss certain a ohli,ion fan
Tiasn shAIl y. vaik si<u>i. The r~s-~ni Do,
AMI to es.rh othes m snssem>st call.
-iio- cosli - thins ti-aspA<- sio- -ssehs sus
or s.es fanny this -vrs hfs a al =
-Anirvs n sAsiaa IN Csotury.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
A I..x That iIl.. LEA

AZ the Digs Grutio. one 10 the curi.
o-itic. maintained near I.ojo, Italy. there
b. cave. the lower par, 81 which IL
said to H. filled with deadly gas, 20 that
u ~hile man can walk about unharnei
a dog Breathing the lower air v asphyn.
lated. To prove IL they have q dos callssi
Columla that u taken into the cave
whenever visitor apI-ar-. and that,
after short time. ~rcms overcome by
th. alleged "a. and has to h. carried cut
and rr-u-ritate'l In the fresh air Tho
dog i. - well traincl that whenever shs
.c- a stranger approaching she get. up
and trot. oh to the cave Ia g.t her a.
phyxiaiion. This happen. many ,imsss
day. bat the dog ss.ns none the ~or-s
for it.-NeW York sun.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
A AaSaTleaa llea.

A correspondent tell. a curious story
10 animal .agacity. lie onc. knew .
dog who u-sd 10 run on the leg. of one
.lde-a art % one sided shainblsr. Tho
animal would start In the usual way.
AMI when h. hal acquired sufficient
momentum tuck up the legs Of Que side
aud. leaning over toward the other side.
scampsr along on two legs until tired
IL wouh then acquire fresh imp"tus.
AMI give the other Ices turn at ihi. en-
hilaraiing exercise. The corrcspondens
writss from Cyprus. not Crsis.-Londoa
E.lI
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
r,.,.IIs. . M..i.,. r...,...

Now tile galfiy which pursued poor 10
.etss to have stung "a. al. and ~e fiit
alpout th. globs r-ll.s-ly. I'LL IL has
n~arly come Ia pas that everybody ~ho
has a boa-s has 1t 10 "a somebody slss.
and the last place to .Hp.ct to find
man !. at home. A general game of
pus- NTH corner amu--s the ss-t society
~ Europ- And America all tb. sumnss
and much ~ the winter. The humblest
village school child erp-cts two or thce
annual excursions; every servant and
shop hand stipulate- for holiday. Ions
sDough Ia pay distant visit: In short.
our lives arr l-,o.iniing much like tho-s
Of festive gnsts at play of warm even
ing SDni.time- Ne paus. to suck
lower or to bite somebody. but Ne soon
rrtum Ia the I-rpstual lcomotion which
s.rnis Ia I-,s-.--- uufailing charm. .-fran-
CO. Power CObb- In Forum.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
I'M nUILpok.

Rr.itl.boro. Vi: Pine outlook Tor
All crop.; corn |. doing veil; OF course
~, do not expsct much second crop OF
gr.s. after .o much dry weather. aud
a. don't .e-m Ia mind Il much I. our
barns arr all full.
London. v. H.; Ihs smsiI farmers
ahont here ar- done having snd the
large ones nearly done. The hay crop
In thl. vicinity l. q good one aud SECURED
Nm good condition.. The spple crop Viii
- .m.Il. Corn looks we'll. Too dry
for heavy crops of potatee. AMI grain.
n Th.tfor,i, VI; Everybody has
dons having aud an average crop has
h..n .ecurrd. There will h. an average
,.,o,, az .pple.. Corn u looking vel
hat gr,in a discount. There !. prom
H.. of large crop of potsiocs. Beans
,,, ielnr we'll ant gardens look Inviting.
"a. h.x. had sweet corn sni cucumher-,
n.s. h-..ts. etc. isok out for early
,,o.,. "a. ha,. hsi 1ae rains which
xrrs needed hadly aud did much good
chester. Vi: Apples are scarce.
U,y \. lighter than last year. torn 's
looliu. ~ell. Potatoes are selling Tor
Al o.r ba.hel. The season has been
,rry dry and the crops are later thsn
usual. ,.,t...
Roxbury. VI: Potatoes are Looking
veil: corn Il backward; barley and oats
h,y. looked badly all summer but since
,h. rain. are looking better. The ses-
son /. fully two weeks late. Good but
Ter 4. ~ cents q pcand. About two
,hiri. Of hay crop secured In nne con-
Salisbury, ". H.: Blsekberries are
ol.pty about here and are selling A.
Er.nkIln At eight cents q quart. Is
appls. are worth 90 cents = peck. bl1e,
berries are rather scarce aud worm IA
cents . quart. ,,.u,.,,,
Br,.tol. n. l.: Onions particularly
| soci. Farmers are happy over the nn.
e.t crop of hay and esiiy potstoes 'os
years; late potatoes promise equally a
Hanover. ". n: Corn has gro~u
very rapidly; haying 10 done; grain J.
h~ios cut and h very light from ener o.
rust cone pisces Of barley leek well os'
osis are ruined
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
o... .t o,...l.. L..A.... s,r,....

4, cost. le~s than sieo.ooo . year 70
keep the streets of the city of Londoa
clean, and about tenth Of this amount
CONES back by the sAle of swespings and
refuse. The rubbish amounts In ths
year % q, 900 tons, about 5000 tons q
which Ia burnt. and yields 1000 losii
of ashes and cinderx
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

II utkFA~ Eually n. keni-ea snd les T..
" heni-sn, tk-n - IA~nmsrk IN N 'seh.f
elnNfnrTi 1f "a N. nr-t dsy - July A. ~.
e hr ttsir raartxaEs des-i ~ thsi tsts. dsi,
- -is-i anf rssor,is-t IN oxf,sri we-f Dt-sries
est.trT n isssis. h-ok - fsxe ~. cen.ey IN
ffrtgs o. Cs-.ia. ". f7ks thstr thsa hes.s
- ttrn aasl buiktias. thsrroa. co.n prt-tn 4
- 1itf tcre. q lant. sna tsinx ths s<<tsrV
- - q numlsrri afy ays In tssnmsfk sIo.e
- tet whsr~ss All ftks tf-~fo.urrss -
= gnssi an.i trsn.fsrs.i ADJ unortxSxe ~ sf
= lnxsIl. ~ sh.s.. .sii u.ss,xsxe go daiy
,.tnei anf trsa-fsrs-i o. ne sah-upsf. =.
liY appssr ~ -ski s--ixss~sts on r~'s''
~ texi-try q t~~.t.-
- shsr~ss "a csasiltieo ~ >stf ucrk<f~
sruksn. aos fh<rvfsrv. claim Q fsrcs ts<srs
- sAn,s. aeneriinx ~ ~ -tsss< In sa<h 90
- AT prsthisf
'tIeears. Aax "a i<1. -
iENNis n. RiCHAnpsON.
~ HAssiar 50 he ss.srnsys-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
Taikias shsI.

IL cannot marry you You are only
apcor poet
"But I expect 10 10 famous and rich
st some future day
"Papa IL opposed to dealing In futurss
and ~ am l. Goci-by. xr. Poors.'-
yankee Ulade
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

GETTING Rip ov CmArriE: "It's the
queere.t thing, you know; ] called on
Miss Hankiusou Of Harlem last night,
and that Chubb Was there. had not
been 10 the room ten minutes when
Chubb offered To bet Miss IIankinson
that I couldn't 20 down to the Battery
and hack In two hours. She took the
bet. and I started. did u In an hour
and forty minutes, but when got back
10 the house Chubb had gone home and
Nlss Hankinson had rctired!"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
A EaiAl MlstAhs.

d. Gany-Dd you give her the poem
you wrote about heri
Tubbs-Ys: and she has never bsso
st home to me since.
De GAny-iow was thar
Tubbs-l made q mistake In the color
Of her eye&-HArpers Basar.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
AMONG THE FARMERS.
-srssp rstrlo~.

Seue-esseisnce % pr.esi.al Agricultural ,spios
.eilsitsi. Aairess al ceas.anAstia In.
tss.lsst fsr thl. dspsrmspt ~ AssictlrVnal
tptfos. otfori ismssr>t. Parts. Ne.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

% many reports u western crops are
unreliable. being manipulated fcr .p.S,-
ulstisc cff~,t. that an accurate yis~ Of
ti. situation !. hard Ia obtain; bat from
tn bsst Information Ne can obtain, the
western crops will ~ below an average
Ia amount. Gu the other h.bd. New
Engisni crops are doing we'll. The
july drouih gave them a close call, but
thr rAins came IN time io prevent great
loss.
1he weather during the past Ncck Iust
ensiei has hecn generally favorable for
al crops. Corn !. growing finely every
Nh"rv; potatoes are generally doing
Nsll. In tonnsStlcui som. piec-s ar- b.
Ing dug hcCsus- they arr rusiing In the
gr'und; Ia ghole Island The largest
crop of early Isotatce- has h~cn .ecurrd
that has he.n dug far years. Pastures
have Improved and rowen u growing
veil. Tobscco u growing ~cli. and one
observer Ia Southern Massachusetts, say.
u u looking better than for years.
blackhcrries are generally abundant.
Apple- continue Ia drup OF. sud the
I,esr crop promisc. small. Gar,len truck
and Vegetable. generally are doing veil.
Frequent showers give the ncc,ici
amount ~ moisture.
The NeN Englabi meteorological ~
ci.ty r,I-orts Ia us thst the ayerag, tsm-
pefature Tor New England for the wcck
ending August sth MAS gvnerally above
the normal. whlch has hsrn favorable to
corn and tobacco. bat Injurious to oats
la the northern section. IN. prcciplta-
tion has hc.n considerably below the
normai The sunshine has hcen consid-
erahly in excess, eNr~ptlng cn the
southeastern coast anil on the eastern
Maine coAst, wherr uumerou. fogs have
prevailed. The effect 20 the sun has
hosn favorable, especially Ia corn and
tohaC,o.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

srhe pastures are all drying up aud
th. cows are shrinking In their fow of
milk, . Z. the cry Ia many localities. of
course II 4. the season of the year for
them 10 shrink their messes somewhat,
bot why should there be any unnatural
.hrinksge, The season for grass has
been generally excellent up to the pres
eut dry spell Ia August, aud there has
been plenty of time In which To grow
.olllng crops with which TO meet this
very emergency. Il IL thing that 90.
cur. every year, sooner or later. and u
cannot be called wise man that does
not make provision against IL. Whoever
has failed Ia do this IL hardly deserving
of sympathy, but u he has provided the
.oiliug crop and does not use u. but lets
the cows shrink their milk knowing that
such .hrinkage cannot be rcgalned, he
deserves our eoatempt rather than our
plty. Keep up the how Of milk, by AL
means, even II you have To feed hay and
grain. Al po time Of the year Will u
nav you better TO feed your cows well
than at present. What you lose nov
YOU can never rccover--and there 10 10
danger Of lack Of feed next winter.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
CnansusrabIs.

College student-Profes.or. ] have .
problem that ] cannot solve.
Professor--l shall be glad 10 help 700
out. What IL the problsrni
College studsnt-Iiow much 10 30
wesh.-New York Ledger.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

A . ruls, won,a sssd sbous ni.s'
tsuthsof ths pouriAhosst rsguifts -
m, boys q ~ sbost z. - = w.
., IA shiiAs,a q 10 Aaf sAsSsasSS
nse6ea eu so1se =
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

"Butter can only b. made of uniform
quality by having q regular routine of
operations from the COW to the churn.
This l. true, but Il does not mean that .
mere monkey imitation will meet all pos
.lble emergencies In butter making. IL
means In the language of the scrip'ure-,
.let everything be done decently aud In
order" Their. must bs Intelligent regu-
larity Ia butter making. from the pr-pa-
ration % the feed for the cows, through
the feeding. milking and handling of the
milk. to the final packing of the butter
ani sending IL to market. The ,aris-
tlons must not be la the order OF the bus
ines. hut In the proper rotation of every
operation Ia suit Il to the circumstances.
4 mere routine butter maker does every
thing In the same way, mo- matter what
the conditions ar. and regardless OF the
circumstances: and such man IL likely
10 ina CINE that he knows all there !. to
be known about butter making. Noone
can teach him anything In way to
make him accept aBi learn 10. The late
Hiram smith ALL he did not want an eN-
p.r, butter maker In HI. dairy, for the
reason that he would not do as wanted
TO; but Mr.. smith said. II can take an
ignorant Dutch boy and teach him In
fortnight 10 make just n good butter |"
can lie was systematic, but not
mere routine worker.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

n you cannot keep the bushes cut In
the pasture, clsar up Q part OF u ana
can the ress woodland. and quit worry-
ins about 4.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

WHEN the dude remarks that be has
sousshlng on his Mind, Ne 90 . carulne
cosesptioa Of the Enthusiastically OF The
iaflnItesimAl.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

Dentist.

N..NAl. MANI
u.s r N.ir - oorusr pahtsr,h.
rHEto
o ,-.t., r,ls. tss ,io. -arrAnss'i - =
ias ...I ..st. s1i rus'sf u.s.is.
ssl.-t.r g.asaisei 10 ever Par,isuiAf 90
r far
T"rs. 90. .is.i. a r,a-snshis Pr,os..
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
Bsssss Thss I.Dsss.

Dashley-so you rsally think doussac
eoods IRE Just - good - forstgni
CaAhley-W courss do. Now. taks
Engliah accents for instance. We hsvs
lust ~ god In ths country - they hsvs
In England.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

Ne fssA ths ntsA.
Jack (by The ssaAdsD-Look - ths
bssut1ful Diamond have foand
Naad-It h amply magnificent -
would look bssu1fui In hng.
ysck-Ny own dariingi nAns ths dayf
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26

Love y - old - the arst moment Of
eternity, ssd - new - ths last moment
of tine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-08-26
Miss PrsDstety.

"Do you ever In yosr lonely hours
nnd yourself s.idrssdns ths moonT
"No, indeed said ths Bosom gtsl
81 have never bssu introduced 10 ths
moon; I only know Il BY DOT
Harupr's Baxar