New-York tribune., 1890-01-11
THE TALK or THE DAY.

There was a big fire in Portland Ne, the other day
and in It's account of 10 The Journal of that town
printed the heading Ilundrco Valuable Fowls
Burned Up." IN three Line, dark faced type, and then
printed %, "a minor healing iu small type. Nearly tie
Whole Of the Public Library Gone
Adyanug., OF the Drop shutter on Maid Cwho
wants portrait 81 hcr do--D You tdAe lustdutiieo
Thotottraph,r., roy-Ycs. ma'm run right ia. and
bel" take You alclc }ourc Minute older -lNc" \ orh
Weekly
sam Jonc, ,ay, tina, before the l>t of August 10000
citizen, of Sew Orcan, MAY Pee ,.umhorn- IN their
graves. sam Ia, found great deal "f profit IN
preaching. ard Dee d, becoming prophet himself
Palmcr-lr- mighty funny. but there are no les
than -i1 people with whom have been talking within
CurtIesh-I haven't Tho a,t doubt of j.. I'm -Orry
can't stop to l-lcr o y,u day, hUt tc fact Is I'm
not prcparcd.-lHo,ton Transcript
"Compctcut authority" SAYS The Troy Press
~c,umacs that u Ave year, tc number OF deer IN the
\dirouda,h- have doubled. rhi, result ha, been
brought about hy the vigilance ot the state game pro-
rcctor, and the effort, of ,por-mcn- club, in that
region. The strict enforcement Il the game laws
viii soon make the Ad.roudaci~ paradise for th'
hunter and wc are glad 10 note an erel~ng purpose
on the part OF the authoritc, durn- the past few
year. to prevent ard punish lawlc-,nc~S'
Now the mi~anrnrop.c pn@'e,r. lo2oltns sloomter
and GUNNER wonder, II the ph-ucy summer
now Will pack II, dud, and 20.
Hear him mut'rns ana sr2Wlins see nun petu'
"Oh, for ten degrees below &c." Chicago Tribune
Herr, are tho ten commandments Of the Hindu The,
illogical College of Madras, and sensible ones
they are: O) Pray 10 God soon As you rise from
your bed. 10 a. m t2D Wash your body and keep
your surroundings clcau-5l0. 80 a. m. o.
PROSTATE yourself before your parents or guardians
and take good exercise 80, $50 a. (lJ Pre-
pare well your school lc,>ons-G 80. a N. t5J
Attend school regularly and puuctualy, aud do the
school work properly. 6l obey and respect your
teachers and the teacher, Of the other classes and
other spectacle persons. a. Read till p. IN. at
home. (-l Pray to cod and 20 To bed y. IN. to
a. IN. DD Keep good company and avoid bad
company. uOJ Practice righteousness at all times
In SUNDAY -chool.- Now. Richard. why did the
Isracltc, make a golden calf
Why. 'cau~c they didn't have enough gold tc
make a COW. | 'spose. Time.
Yes there are abandoned farms in Vermont bu'
there are worse places than that state says " The
Bellows Falls Times: a telegram sent out
announced the departure Of train of eighteen
cars, loaded with supplies for the relief of
the suffering people i'm stevens, Morton and lodgman
counties. Has any one seen yet announcement of
the sending Of relief trains for destitute people in
any part of Vermont !"
Jones much excited Carlson. your wife has cloped
Carl>on" GacS- you are mistaken
Jones" No, J m not. know lt. Man alive, how
car Won take the news 50 calmly
CarlsOn-I know ts not promised 10 bring
her home new sack tonight and you can depend
upon il she won't cope til 10 morrow kearucy
Enterprise
No end Of people are writing To Eonn II. Cooke 81
PttShcd, Mass. in regard to buying the abandoned hi
farms Of Berkshire County. Il is evident that theo
will be officially IN selling these farms to desirable
persons at a fair price.
Ate Up His saboat- -Merrit-Whats the mater
with you. my boy
Little Johnnic-Ma going to buy me a satboat
tomorrow, but won't get il now.
Merritt-Why not
Little JOhnnie-1hc old brought two Of his
friends home to diuner.-(rhc Epoch.
The Democratic clans in this state are getting to.
cethcr: that is to say. they agc approaching each
other with hostile intent When the clash ii arms
begins TIE Republicans viii cry 60 it, Cleveland,
GO it, HL'
Not MI Bad. Customer lou Sold me- tvo weeks
ago. one of your combination ten dollar outHs
Proprietor Well We can't change an, tlng woVo
sold.
Customer-Oh, that's all right There isn't enough
left of the outfit 10 return. But the linen collar was
really good, aud thought I'd stop I'm and see Ii il
wasn't a mistake-(Smith. Gray Co.'s Monthly.