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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
Kind.IIearted People.

Eastern Man docking for new location)--
"What kind Of population have you herein
Dugout City Resiaent-''Best sort mister.
Just tell you there amt no softef hearted peo-
pie west o. the Missouri than lives In tbs ere
community"
Benevolent, ehf'
s'Benevoleptl Jist runnin' over with the
milk o, human kindness. Why, sir, at our
lynchin' bees we alters gives the teller the
choice OF hanrir, or sbootin'."
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
A Good Word for the Pig

We must all make our apologies to
the pig, who has been grossly maligned
in regard to his food. instead of be-
ing ready to eat anything, he turns out
TO be the most fastidious OF animals
Experiments have been made both 10
France and Sweden which show this TO
be the case, and in the latter country
the record tells that out of 575 plants
the goat eats 449 and refuses 1876; the
sheep out OF 524 plants eats 387 and re-
fuses al; out OF 497 plants the COW eats
276 and refuses 2lS; out of 474 plants
the horse eats 262 and refuses PIP; and
the pig out of 243 plants eat 5 ~ and
refuses III.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
Entitled to the Best.

All are entitled to the best that their money
will buy, so every family should have, at once,
a bottle of the best family remedy, Syrup Of
Figs, to cleanse the system when costive or
bilious. For sale in SOC and sl.OO bottles by
all leading druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

We are told On good authority that
on well-drained lands sheep do not
suffer from worm troubles if they are
kept in good condition, with pure waa
ter plenty OF good food and salt. The
parasites that cause the trouble can
not survive the presence OF salt,
Hence, when the area Of wet land is
not too large, it is an excellent prac-
tice to sow it with salt, renewing the
apple ton after heavy rains. We'll
drained pastures, supplemented with
good water plenty Of food and free
access to salt are preventive against
most OF the diseases that afllict sheep.
1t is on low. fiat ground, and in and
around stagnant pools that sheep take
in the eggs of larvae of most OF the
worms that cause most Of their fatal
NAL dies. Prof. ID. l.. Phares of the
Mississippi Experiment Station says:
Thus we find that the epizotic bron-
chitis is caused in lambs by the lung
thread worm which infests the wind
pipe, bronchial tubes and lung tissue.
Another worm infesting these organs,
causes death by sutfOcation-their nutn-
Der and the tough ttiucis they cause to
be setreted, closing the air passages
Another causes death by reflex ner-
vous irritation another by anamia or
destruction of the blood There are
several other species of worms attack
ing other organs that cause anamia,
dropsy, white skin, pale skin, paper
skin, pelt rot, hOose, etc, besides the
fuke which causes Liver rot" All
these parasites are picked up in such
places as described above none on
uuduIating or hill land or salt marshes,
if the sheep are debarred from stag
rant pools, overflow bottoms, and are
supplied with good we'll water.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
Sad Domestic News

Daughter.-"Bridget has become remark
ably attentive to her duties lately"
Mother (sadly)-"I have noticed it."
eyes, she has stopped sighting her work,
and pas shirts, and collars and cuffs are
starched beautifully. She walked twenty
squares last Saturday afternoon to see woman
who had promised to show her how"
MY! myr'
"Aud lately she has begun studying cook
books, and asking me all manner Of questions
about the desserts and other dishes which I
have always had to make myself. She seems
determined to master every department Of
housekeeping"
ALAS! 1t lis as feared. She is going to
be married New York Weekly
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
The Minister Was Shocked.

Foreman Ito boy employedin the factory
isJsl,n, please show this gentleman through
the whole factory; and, John, be careful oil
him in the datnasksebing ROOM"
Gentleman (who Is cier2ymaD); Pardon,
sir; hit II y6ii do not care / prefer TO remain
away from any part 5f the factory where scenes
of profanity are enactedt"-JeWeiers "eehiy'
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

The custom of selling undrawn
poultry, which generally prevails,
should be abolished as pernicious and
dangerous. In former d rys, when
cold storage was not yet in vogue,
there could not be much harm done,
but now it has become a serious hy-
gienic evil and should be effectually
stopped by legislation. Undrawn
poultry can not be kept even for few
hours without starting the processes of
putrefaction. This poison is absorbed
by the flesh, and therefore makes sue h
poultry unfit for food. Keeping it in
the atmosphere of cold storage ware
houses, while 1t may arrest decompo-
sition, will not undo the deterioration
that has already taken place, and the
instant such poultry is removed from
the cold atmosphere putrefaction sets
in again with greater force.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
BOYS and Colts

An enthusiastic young horse owner
In Maine has several crack colts, al so
"a fue family OF boys, OF whom he is
Sustly proud, but like many other
fathers he is bothered to remember
:heir ages. The other day he sur
prised his wife by giving the exact age
of one of the babies to a day. "Why,
how came you to remember that?" she
asked. Don't you remember" re-
piled the fond father, "he was born
on the same day as our two-year-old
colt "-Lewiston journal. sd.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
R.n;d Cou,aleseenee.

1t is said that it doesn't take a
northern invalid very long to get we'll
in Florida When the first weeks ho-
tel bill is presented he generally says:
81 guess I'm we'll enough to start for
home III is afternoon.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
His Presence Was Inspiring

Manufacturer Ito his office boy, who psrI
sistently sets the clock backward IN the morn
ing and forward during the lunch hour: 81
can't understand why the clock is always be-
hind when / arrive at the office and ahead
when leave IT,"
Office Boy Qnnocently): "f reckon 1t thinks
1t ought to thistle while you're here, sir"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
Conscience Money.

Since 1860 the amount OF conscience
money sent to the Treasury Depart
ment foots up over million and a-hali
OF dollars, but it is estimated that over
10000 600 was stolen and kept with.
out hurting any ones conscience in tho
least.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

away precious tfme snd money and tribe with
medicines, when DIR. Pierce's Colder Medical
Discovery is SO positively certain In It's eGrs-
tive action as to warrant its manufacturers In
guaranteeing 1t to cure diseases OF the blood,
Skin and scalp, and all scrofulous Affections,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Johnny: "Papa, isn't 1t strange that Ameri-
can wa tches are sent to Europe and come back
repeatcrsl
Father: "No, Johnny. Ever since the
ward that Little italy is in gave majority of
go against me for alderman out of a total
vote Of pa I've only been surprised to find
that anything that ever was in Europe 10 not
a repeater.-Jeweler's Weekly.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Why not take policy Of insurance in the
Old Mutual Benefit Life Insurance Co. of
Newark, N. j., pay the premium as long as you
wish, then cancel your policy and take the
cashs For particulars write 20 7. F. McAvoy,
State Agent, Des Moines, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
HIS Arithmetic.

Two times two is ate" said Bobby.
triumphantly. AS he finished the last
drumstict on the second turkey, and
then asked tirnidly. il he could have o
taste OF the white meat
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Ifthe Sufferers from Consumption
Scrofula, and General Debility, will try Scott
Emulsion OF Pure Cod Liver Oil, with Hypo
yhosphtes, they will find immediate relief and
a permanent benefit. DIR. II. V. Morn, Brent
wood, Cal, writes: IL have used Scott $
Emulsion with great advantage in cases OF
Phthisis, Scrofula and Wasting Diseases gen.
orally. 1t is very palatable."
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoris,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

II you are thinking you would like to increase
your insurance, You can do no better than
place IL In the Old Mutual Benefit Life Insur.
ance Co. of Newark, n. j., "A years old, and
Send your age for true copy of the policy to
7. F. McAyoy, State Agent, Des Moines, Iowa.
Manual training is slowly making its way In
oil the civilized countries of the world,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

The saving in clothing where Dobbins' Eiec-
trio Soap is used, is tcenty times the soap BILL
1t is no new experiment, but has been sold for
"a years. To-day just as pure as in 1865. Try
it. Your grocer has it or will order 1t.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Mrs. Arthur Stannard John Strange WIN
teri is writing. play based upon her novel Of
circus life, "Houp-lar'
"Thc Sea King" Richard Stahl's comic Cd
era, will probably be produced this season,
Frederic Warde is dlscounting all previous
seasons since he began to plunge as star.
The hustle has at last entirely disappeared.
Hip, hip, hurrahl
Neil Burgess and Aunt Prue are fixtures at
the New York Union Square,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

A few active, intelligent and responsible
men can find profitable employment as District
Agents for the Mutual Benefit Life Insurance
Company for 1880. The policy contract is the
most liberal and just issued by any Life com
pany. Correspondence solicited.
T. +. McAvoY,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Edwin Arden is at worRon a new play which
it is promised will be of higher order than
anything yet produced by his pen.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

$500 Reward sftered for an incurable case Of
Catarrh by the propfistors Of DR.. sage's Rem
edy.. 80 cts, by druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

"Time is money" If you have bad cold,
don't nope around and half do your work. Get
a bottle of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup; take a dose
at night and get up the next morning-cured.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Katie Putnam, ever youthful, and with peck
cts bullying out with gold sovcreigns, has re-
turned from Australia.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Wagner is to have a statue in Munich. 1t
will probably be fastened to its pedestal by
brass bands.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Working for relations has many of the I'M
satisfactory conditions that attend eating soup
with fork.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Mark Twain's wife has under fictitious
name written book.
Philadelphia reioices in the prospect Of
good "stock" company thester.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

A pocket pin-cushion free to smokers OF
"Tansill's Punch &c. Cigar.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

How strange that the glamour of romance
sticks so pertInaciously to the stage. 1t is a
most matter-of-act business.
Mr.. George X. Goodwin has been writing
entertainingly regarding Charles ii. Hoyt's
early dramatic experiences.
Many man makes a good reputation on
what is not found out about him.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
Are YOuin Debt?

The rapid spread of the influenza in Russia
isn't altogether astonishing. Russians usually
have n kOif
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Wife, believe you only married me for my
money. Husband-Eyerybody else thinks the
same thing
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

1t is the unmarried lady who can give her
sister points on the art of how TO manage a
huS hon
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
Had Seen it Demonstrated.

A Guarantee. There is no case of rheume'
tism or neuralgia, which will not be relieved
by the use of Salvation Oil. Price 25 cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Use Browns Bronchial TrOches for
Coughs, Colds and all other Throat Troubles
"Pre-eminently the best. Rev Henry Ward
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

connection with. hay or grain, and as
long as grass or green rye can be had
the cows should be turned on 1t until
the winter sets IN,
Cows that yield largely Of milk drink
water freely, and it should be provided
for. them ut all hours; but II the Water
Is very colo the COW will be chilled, as
she must warm the water with the
animal heat of the body. Water in
winter should, therefore, be warmed
in some manner. Some cows will re-
frain frcm drinking water 80 long, ss
possible, il the water is cold, and, con-
sequently, fall off in the yield of milk.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02
Greg the Paradise or Farmers.

When 1t rains cats and dogs at sea look out
for yawls and baTks.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

The students of Oberlin college have sent q
petition to congress In favor Of civil service
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

A wife in Viualhaven, Mo-, left her husband
because he wouldn't buy onions.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

Emile Angler died OF blood poisoning, an in
Jury TO one of his legs resulting in gangrene
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-01-02

State Agent, Des Moines, Ia.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

New YORK justice is not so uncertain
after all. This is proven by the verdict
and sentence in the case of Sheriff FLAcK
and his fellow conspirators FLAcK set out
to procure a divorce from his wife, and as
she might object to the separation on the
terms he proposed, he didn't take her into
his confidence nor did he trouble her in the
matter, her first knowledge of the proceed
ings being the publication of the news of
the granting of the, divorce. FLACK's son
WILLIAM acted with the father against the
mother, and. there were clerks and judges
ready for pay to make the necessary oaths,
issue the required papers and do all that
had to be done in the premises. The news
papers got hold of the business and the re.
suit is that on Monday FLACK was SEN
fenced to the county Jail for two months,
and to pay fine of $500; his dutiful yet
unnatural son gets four months and $500
one of the crooked court clerks goes te
prison for a month and pays $500
while the scoundrelly Judge takes ar
appeal and thus slaves off punishment
little while. Incidents of this kind cause
one to believe that the stories of official ani
political corruption in New York are NO
| all true.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

oppressed, many of them being unable to
pay their taxes; it means innumerable
forced sales of property to satisfy the
collector, and the driving of hundreds
OF people now in comfortable circum-
stances out of Salt Lake. Comparatively
few laboring men who own the houses in
which they live could pay the taxes. The
enforcement of the letter of the law would
mean, second, that the assessor would be
the most unpopular man in the community.
There are mighty few men so callous and
sc oblivious to public opinion that they
would willingly do that, even as officials
obeying the law, which would cause them to
be eXecrated
MIR. Fox estimates the present cash
value of the taxable property ip the county
at s60,000,0O0, which taxed at mills
would produce a revenue of $3.50, 900,
or more than double the sum col
lected last year. AS most of this
increase would come from Salt Lake city,
one can imagine something Of what his
taxes would amount to. Again, the as
SCISSOR shows that the school taxes of the
city would amount to SlS2,000, or S126, 600
more than was collected last year.
| We don't know what the county court
can do in the premises, the law being as
binding on that body as upon the assessor;
but we do know that it will not do to levy
and collect any such taxes as the law seems
| to require.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

THE FIGURES printed elsewhere in this
issue, showing the number of people car
ried by the street railway company, tell a
story of population increase which will as
tonish even those who are familiar with
the growth of the city. 1t was in the au-
tumn and winter of 1SS7-SS that the swifter
growth set in, and strangers became more
numerous in the streets. From that time
until this winter the growth was RAPID but
steady. Thus the street cars carried IL, 200
persons in January, 1888, and 81, $50 in Jan
uary of 1889 This year, however, the in
crease has been marvellous, the fares taken
last January aggregating los, 752, and those
in February numbering 196,175. These
figures explain how it is that the commu-
| nifty seems like astrange one to the old res
idents, so many new faces appearing on the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

THERE is such a thing as going too far
with journalistic enterprise. Mr.. Dill
WORTH CHoATE, a reporter of the New
York World, is just now having this fast
impressed upon his mind. In the hope and
expectation of getting a SCOOP" Mr..
CHoATE secreted himself in the room where
the jury discussed the Sheriff FLAoK case.
If he had not been discovered doubtless
some very racy reading would have re-
suited and some of the jurors would have
been accused of giving away secrets; but
he was caught, and on Monday was pun
ished for contempt, the penalty imposed by
the Judge being fine of $3.50 and imprison.
for thirty days. And who in the newspa
per world even will say the judge was toe
severe? Not many, we take it, for while
journalists admire enterprise and stand by
each other in legitimate efforts to get al
the news, they also realize that there is
point beyond even which reportorial impu
dence ought not to go. CHoATE passed thai
point, and we don't believe many newspa-
per men will have much sympathy for him
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

AT THE time of the defalcation of SILcoTT,
the clerk who ran away with so much
money belonging TO Congressman, TIE
HERALD expressed the opinion that the
Representatives would not lose the money,
rs way would be found for making the
government pay twice. GRAIN, of Texas,
brought suit in the court of claims for the
amount due him, and the court has given
Judgment in his favor. AS this was test
case, Congress may now be expected to ap-
propriate to cover the losses by all the
Representatives Thus, SILooTT did not
steal from congressman, but from the
United States.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01
THE TAXES.

The communication sent to the county
court on Saturday by Assessor Fox is both
interesting and important The gentleman
virtually says that unless the court will
stand behind him with its support he will
surrender his Office and not attempt to live
M to the new revenue law. Mr.. Fox is
right in the position he assumes and he is
wise in the precautions he takes for the
protection of himself and his bonds
men. The new law requires the
ofiicial to assess property at its
fair cash value, and failing to
do this he and his bonds are made liable
to the county for the difference between
the assessment and what the assessment
should be. Heretofore property has been
assessed at from 25 to 80 per cent of its
cash value. The selling value has been in
creased lately from so to 500 per cent. Now
II the cash value intended in the act means
Che amount of cash which can lie obtained
for the property, we are not surprised that
Mr.. Fox wants to throw up the assessor
ship. To enforce the1aw strictly means,
first, thatthe people will be most grievously
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

"THERE is no room for a negro state in
Oklahoma. However, the experiment
might be tried in New Hampshire, where
there is more unoccupied land than in
Oklahoma This was said by northern
man and Republican who had returned to
the west from the new territory. If a
southern man and a Democrat had said as
much there are men in Congress and others
In New Hampshire who would have urged
thatit was time to take up arms once more
against the south
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

The POLITICIANS, both Democratic and
Republican, are under obligations to Pres
ident HARRIsoN's brother-in-law. The lat
ter has given it out that while the Presi-
dent is not demanding denomination, and
will not tell his party that it must rum
him again, he will not be averse to second
term. The men who name candidates for
the Presidency will be glad to have what
ever doubt may have existed in their minds
regarding the position of HARRISON in the
matter thus definitely removed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01
THE HANDsoMEsT LADIES

Of America take Garfield tea because it
clears the skin and beauties the com
plexion. Why does it9 Because it removes
all biliousness, regulates the bowels and
positively cures dyspepsia, 1t is as pleas
ant and as harmless as any garden herb,
and cheap. Two hundred doses with book,
"Your Own Physician" for 81 at all drug
piSfS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

Parties remoutssg from one place to another and
desiring papers changed should alaodyS gioe JosDae'
as aDeH as present address.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

Entered at the Postofice at Salt Lake City,
Utah. for transmission through the mails as
cond class matter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

$50 baby carriages at Dinwoodey's. The
best and cheapest line ever shown in
Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

1 have good safe for sale, which 1 offel
cheap for three days. Apply,
L. GOLDBERG,
Wasatch Block
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01
GOOD SAFE FOR SALE.

Get your signs of Peterson & Brown, G.
W., 1st South ST.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-04-01

Light underwear for spring weather.
BAsT-MARsHALL MER. Co.,
142 Main street.