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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-20

ID LARSES .A&uuzzc-ure- o< az kinds
L. Of veniciss- Eeoet-lns sp-risl.y
Only the Des- wo-x turned ou.. shop -
StAsk E.ree-, neIt coo- 70 sc-iDer 4 PoEls
n 70. EOEYEBG-Der and H2ir-d-es--
VI. ing pzriO-.- .nes- bans II in- city.
- Conme-c4&l Street .slEn-
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-19
An Enterprrsing Partisan.

There are many queer trades in
Paris. One of the oldest is that OF
painter of turkeys legs" This artist
is known only to the poultry dealing
fraternity, and is a highly useful
member of the community. By his
artistic skill he enables the trader to
palm off a bird of patriarchal age,
with certain vague romance as to
the date of its decease, upon mis-
guided housewife, or even upon an
experienced buyer, who has learned
to Judge turkey after the manner of
cookery book writer's. Turkeys when
freshly killed have shiny black legs
and claws, but as the day of their
death becomes more or less a matter
of ancient history their lower eXtrem-
tiles assume a slaty, dingy, clay color.
Old turkeys, too, have long claws and
horny looking beaks, which the inge-
NOUS artist pares and varnishes. The
artist goes round to his customers
three or four times a week, paints the
feet of the birds with his solution
(which was sold as q trade secret to
the present owner for G40), carefully
pares the nails and beak, and there
you have turkey that will fetch
half as much again. 1t is only during
the desperate struggle with the an
Gent beast that ensues at dinner time
that you realize how fraudulent are
its pretensions to juvinelity.-Phila-
delphia Times.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-19
The 1aily Eight.
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 10, $50.
MORE INJUNCTlONS

Now Directed Against Disorderly
Houses.
District Attorney George Paschal
has secured an injunction against
Early Scott, proprietor of the Gray
Mule theatre, TO restrain him from
keeping a disorderly house. 1t is not
learned whether similar places in the
city are to be moved against, but
there is strong probability that such
will be the case. An injunction
against VIM. FL. Simms, as proprietor
of a gambling house, has also been
issued.
1t is rumored that the grand jury,
just adjourned, has found bills
against a number of the gambling
fraternity. This means that the state
authorities will pay no attention to
the city ordinances, but will go
ahead and enforce all state laws here
tofore bearing on these classes, until
the constitutionality of the ordinance
is established.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-19
The First Step.

Perhaps you are run down. can't eat. can't
sleep, can't think, can't do anything to your
satisfaction, and you wonder what ails you.
You should heed the warning, you are taking
need a Nerve Tonic and in Electric Bitters
you will find the exact remedy for restoring
your DeTv Gus system to its normal, healthy
condition. Surprising results follow the use
of this great Nerve Tonic and Alternative.
Your appetite returns, good digestion is re-
stored and the Liver and Kidneys resume
healthy action. Try bottle. n Price 80 cents,
at Dreiss, Thompson d Co. %
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-19
Opera Manners.

Al Mr.. Abbey is to return to the
Auditorium in March, and as the
German Opera company is to play
there in the spring, it may not be out
Of place to make few suggestions on
the subject of good manners as ap-
piled to the opera house, says the Chi.
cago American.
When the ballet comes on it is
thought eau de vie to look through
the large end of your opera glass.
Where two sisters attend the opera
together it is not nom de plume for
one to wear bonnet and the other to
merely to wear false hair. 1t looks as
if there were only one decent bonnet
in the family.
The custom of throwing things on
the stage is not encouraged by the
most eminent artists.
Never send floral Tyre to the prima
donna. A Tyre is more appropriate
gift for the manager.
Such expressions as "bravo,n Zen
core" and chestnut are not consid-
cred affaIre de c9ur. The bon ton
will merely calculate rodents" to ex-
press condemnation and "immenza"
to express approval.
Gents Will be sufficiently mise en-
scene to abstain from having beer
brought to them during the perform
ance. The beer is apt to become flat
in transit, and therefore it is advis-
able TO wait till the act is over.
OperagOers from st. Louis can have
their OvershOes stored in an adjoining
building, and thus avoid embarrass-
ing the audience.
Playing progressive euchre in the
boxes is not esteemed entire nous in
the most chic circles.
Gentlemen will please not rise in the
midst of cavatina and inquire:
where in thunder is the cuspidore?"
Such an inquiry is a breach of all that
is protege.
Trousers are good deal worn by
OperagOers this winter.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-19

The lots in Government Heights
addition are over one hundred feet
above the clty; are within five min
utes' walk from the end of the street
car line which is now running, with
beautiful cement sidewalks, which
are under construction, for half the
distance from end of the track. They
are SO situated as to overlook the
surrounding property and city, and
catch the first wind from the south
east, and are now surrounded with
the best kind of neighbors; no fancy
prices asked, and sales made daily.
Call on J. V. DignOwity for further
particulars before your best chance
S gone. 2-1l-tf.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-19

"A complimentary banquet to be
given by the New England Land
company, at Hotel Maverick will 90
given next Friday evening.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01
ARHAvEN HERALD TUESDAY,
A PSYCHOLOGICAL INTERVIEW.
Mind Readers Meet, with an interesting
Result.

Don't say word exclaims Bilkins, i'm
pressively, as gaunt, unshaven man entered
his office. Don't speak; don't utter a sylla-
Bile have acquired the gift of mind read
ing. A mysterious sympathy is established
between US. | read your purpose You
have come here TO collect Keen 4 Blunt's
little account. Is it not sof'
1T IS You are quite right replied the
gaunt, unshaven one. |, too, have been a
mind reader in my time. The power is on
me now. | know Your thoughts. can tell
what the speech will be that you are framing
even now. You are going to say; i am
very sorry but you will have TO call again.
Am not rightfn
Marvellous calculated Bilkins.
Il can 90 farther. pursued the prophet, in
a hoarse whisper. "Nou will tell me TO come
in about the middle Of next week.
Miraculous cried Bilkins Now it l.
my turn. lean see into your very soul You
will answer, i have been coming here now
Tor the past two years, every week, and its
high time you settled up.'n
You astonish me-
Yea, more-you will threaten to bring
suit against men
Just what was going to say But | can
carry my spiritual communion farther You
will say, sue and be-blanked'n
MY dear sir, you are inspired. You ought
to be a weather prophet Them continued
tine gaunt, unsfaven party, after give you
little back talk, You will watt me gently
into the street.
There Is no Use fighting against destiny
responded Bllkins; and a few moments later,
as the gauut, unshaven mind reader collected
his remains from the sidewalk he was over.
heard TO remark that the next time he meta
physician he would pass by on the other side.
America
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01
"a who 4 en-
nei vecn Fern
f.tNaS In Faif-
>
THE STEAM LAUNDRY
A Model Institution Deserving of Pat
ronage Fine Machinery

\ HERALD representative strolled into
the Hellingham BAY steam laundry and
i2iid the genial proprietor. W. ". SlN.
rU<H attending 10 the various details
ALL tho establishment. In cumpanN
WI Mr.. Sly ihe reporter visited ever,
dcph imeni Of the immens. institutions
j llr FIRST room visited wa the office.
which j. arranged with a series Of inn
meuse pigeon holes ia which are placed
washing ready for delivery. The reporter
was then escorted tu the lower floor and
the arrangements pointed out L. him. In
one corner uf the room are three shuteS
0hc each Tor fauneis. starched aud plain
gopds. Ihis saves handling the clothes
tW Ice. Prom the shutes the clothes are
taken 10 the three steam washers. which
stand iu the center of the floor while al
their side j. the centrifugal Wriuger
which turns at the rate Of .50D revolu-
tiun- per minute This machine Is what
MI ~ terms the labor saver. on
this hnof ! also q large steam
dryer. machine for starchlng aud m.
uiahgle ior ironing sheets. pillow cases
etc. The second floor l. devoted to finish
iug mp the work done on he first or lower
Boar. Here are machines for iropiua and
polishing shirts. iluters. seam dampeuerS
collar and Gun shaper and the iruucrS.
Also the ga machine for the making Of
ga> with which Ia heat the shirt poliShet
ana other apparatus. The arrangements
Tor doing q large amount Of work thor
ougillN. well and rapidly are simplV
perfect. and Mr.. SlV'S pntprpri-e Shonld
meet with deserved announcement. The
building l. 5iNs5 feet. three stories H.
height the upper story containing
twenty four rooms and will be- used A. 4
lodging house. The laundry j. located on
The corner Of Larrabee aud Ninth streets
Mr.. sly invites ev ryune to call and in
speci his establishment.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01
MONDAYS SESSION
Justice Curry Holds a Numerousiy At
tended Ieyee

Saturday night and sunday were I'M
usually Lively aud the numerous drunks
that appeared on the streets gave the
marshal and his officers plenty OF work
Justice Curry came IN for his share Of
labor yesterday and his court room was
CROWDED all day with interested specta-
tors and several individuals who looked
rather the worse for wear. Nine cases
were disposed of as follows: Mark Anerl.
charged with being drunk aud disorderly.
was lined ten dollars and costs, which he
produced, and was discharged from Gus
tody. Frank Dunn. drunk and
disorderlN. fined five dollars and
costs, but evidently being financially
embarrassed he failed to pay the tine and
was committed j. {. 6arNey was
charged with interfering with an officer
In discharge OF his duties, and notWith-
standing the fact that he made an elo-
quent plea IA his own behalf, Justice
Curry taxed him ten dollars and costs
which he paid, aud MI. tarvey departed.
Horny Brown. drunk agd di>orderly. con-
iflbuted I've dollar, and costs 10 The
drunk, failed to pay his line OF three
dollars and costs and therefore languishes
IN durance vile. Henry Boyd. drunk and
dlSoTdery, was lined ten dollars and
costs, aud not being overburdened with
wealth. he is living at the expense of the
city. Lee Gallagher. for interfering with
an officer IN discharge of his duty. was
hhed ten dollars aud costs. Not having
surplus 10 bother him, he Is registered a
The Motel Mc6inty. Frank Dempsey and
y \. Miller Imagined themselves John
l.. SulilNans, and paid i've dollars and
costs Tor exercising their muscle.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01
THE LATEST CENSUS QUESTIONS
Bill Nye Prepares a List Covering All
The Important Points

Wherever ! have gone. - far there
seemS to he much excitement uNrr tb,.
census aud it, long list ~ rude and Nul.
gar questions. did not think the une
intefregations would be- answered by
enough people To make What answers NJ,
given ~ any value whatever. I hon, thar
every one "a hu has any Sppct for him
self remained silent on every aueStfun
which referred To his own business and is
nobody else business. II will teach the
luhh iVad slatisiieian that Ia a govern
mrnt 81 the people. BIZ the people and for
the people. capital punishment or even
corporal punishment for failure Ia gratify
the morbid curiosity Of mean average
polvp does not obtain.
OF course the list Of questions has
brought forth other lists 0f iuterrOgatn-
rics- which ate not official or authentic
7 he following lies before me as write:
first-Statr your aye at nearest birtb-
day. (lIonest. now
Second Married or single. II 80. have
You other husbands or wives living. aud
u 50, dc you envy them their happiness.
Iiifd-Do vou come up nights. or do
you have to be- sent fore
FOufth-Are you male or fpmale9 If
so: what are Your reasons for this roursca
Fifth-lf male. do you attribute il Ia
heredlty or 10 our republican form Of gov
ernment?
ls-,aiX-What j. your saiarva
5. ccScn-Do You draw it all at the end of
'l't Ne or give orders on the cashier be.
I r. Jay day2
htaM Do Won keep milch cow II
SO. Ia She ever been muthnr2
Ninc--Are your parent. livinp aud II
50. ara they self-supportingp
Ten-Dp yOu make Your own snan ar
buy 1t az he store,
Eleven-Did You consider your parents
during their lifetime rs respectable pes.
Pile?
Twelfth-If you producer your own soap
would you mind giving the reeripta
Ihirteenth-liave you any good chew
ing tobacco with you?
Fourteenth-Iiave You any hereditary
disease which Won would like 10 mention
TO the American people through The cen
sus bureau?
Fifteenth-Are you believer in
BURNING hell with good dfaughi to H.
ind II 50. whom would You like to meet
here beside the trainers OF these utter
ogatOries?
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

lie entered the Woodbridge street STA
lion shortly after dinner yesterday with A
TORN coat, his back all dust. and a red
lump on his forehead. and when asked 10
state his case he began:
Last winter met an aeauainianee "a,
tfand river street. Ii was raw and Illus.
terry, and he said II looked as If snrinp
Nuulu never come. Saws to him. saws /.
POSSESS your soul with ia tience. Ii
i only question of time.'
met him again In April Ii was cold
ahd RAINY and he said he doubted If We
should ever have warm weather. Saws |
To him, says |:
My friend, don't blaspheme. Nature
knows what is for our best good
met him for the third time I'm MAY
ahd ne Jumped up and down and swore
that u was to be twelve months Ninter
says To him, says /: The impetuoSitv
81 some men works their ruin. Trust in
And just now | met h. IN out here lie
had ms coat and hat of. and was sitting
on box and painting like u dog. And /
Went up ~ him and SAYS. SAWS
Are this hot nun for YOU. aud didu I
tell you sO?''
And the Inconsistent. erratic. impetl.
Gus chump arose aud knocked me down
ana want him arrested. detroit Free
Press
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

l4-year-old 10y went into his motheri
presence with one eye black his lips swoller
and a ragged scratch across his cheek, tn,
blood from which he had wiped of on BIZ
shirt sleeve "Nicodemus,r cried the parenl
as he sneaked in, ''have you been fighting
againf
Nope he sullenly grunted
Then what on earth ais your facefn
Jim Green's mas dead, - he replied
We'll, suppose she IL, what's that got to dc
with your bunged up facef'
II seed Jim just now answered the boy,
ian he looked awful sad and solemnsome
"Wellr
II didn't know what ter do to make him
bright and clipper like, an feelin' 50 sorry
for him, jest went up au' let him hit me a
few lcks.n
did it help himf asked the mother.
Help himr echoed the boy in a surprised
tone, course it did Don't you think it'd
make you feel good to bust fellow that way
what had licked you every week for a Year,
Atlanta Constitution.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

First Baptist Church services az 2 n. IA.
sharp, IN PRESBYTERIAN church bv KeN. T.
u tollins. Everybody Invited. especially
all Baptists.
NJ rihudi~t- Episcopal Church Mn and six.
teenth Streets q. g. Boswell. pastor. sun
day serN ice lha M. church sery lees M fl
a. ~. and y. IN.
Pfeshy terinn church Thirteenth and COL
umbia. W. A. Markay pastor. sunday SEP
vice ~ 10 q. nl.. church services AZ II a. IN.
ANA y. m.
services al the Tabernacle corner Thir-.
teenth and Gambler streets. at II u. m. and
p. nt
First tungr gatlunal thufcll- Serv Ices, SIM
uay shool ~ ~ AM; preaching al II am.
Christian endeavor meeting M Z nm
preaching ~ pm All are cordially In
yited 10 each meeting. Pastor Rev l. q
Wright Pfayermeeting Wednesday even
Ing at pm
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

me following are the real estate tr.,.
NJ, ~ Nihc' ulr last issue n furnished h,
.iie dn,lfact Office Of Fred {. pettiIan. 4
70. Nhairom aud Fairhayen. ."
tEiiardge O. w Mink. acr, Of land In
W fettihope 10 NJ Il Jacgar. lot.tq.
80 and %. biz Xxi Mhatcotu O.
l. ~ LHpnintr Ca l. + chsfcIn. lots a,
~ = ana r. blk r.. Blaine add Ia
u Emery and wife to VI Il Maultray a.
a. o. " ~ W -
= 'larl, aud wife toOPCarver. Iota H@'
1ik Z town VI Ssniabinua ..o
anderson tu 4 1 " Hilbert. a IA ,,.,,,. ~"
~ ny 81 ne .. sfc4 tp la. lie ioo
i.nn jefferson 70 y r Hlrlhrrt ~ ""
, It rs 81 NV 90 mel -i.t' : IN Ia r Il, s,o
liurihtrt tU T. G. Baugbfnnu a. al ~"
q "rres VI nwi4 II neii sec T. tp 10.
] Carstun Ia = Il Bentley. Lot ia bIlo w"
Carter first add to Blaine "'N Sc ,,,
Nash and wife toG NJ >oReIle. - OF
h'l y ntk =; Hnnlonn \ Mckellar's
nihblc toe ~utlin lot. Ii and ~ m ~"
T. Nork add to New NhatrnIn "" aao
Jacob lounghluth to J u McLain. Iots
y and .. Bib 8 tartere add to Fair
Receiver to q Graham. sell. see Is. INV
fps 4e ~ .oo
RECEIVER to II Eldridse. nel. sece.tp u"
@ : Graham 80 Il McCue. swi.. sec1s y"
tp >, = 4c ,oa
g Lemman Ia l. Neher lots ) and &. blk WV
-. Whatcom "" Inn
". Thompson 10 A u bingham. : acras ifVV
. ~ lut J. scr -. tn -. = tc ann
falrliaNtn Land tompanyto LEAmas
lui ~. hlk 3 Bay View add to Inir-
haven 80
= 6 Pettlbome tn RJaeger lots and
:. Din NJ. Mhatcpm
talrhaNen Land Company 10 Trustees
of First rrrSbS ttfian church. Iot
biz Ii. FairhaVen
\ Garfield 10 J Liberty. VIZ ~ soil.
sec . tip -. , DE- ~
y stun 10 Bard ct al lots / and
> and sw of ne and ~ ~ nv. sef 4 IN
~. 4e ~ t.,o
} 7 ilixson 70 = u Bard, - Of 81. see
- TIPS. a. tfsa
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01
Charming Chuokanut

The lane thruvgh the grove leadipn
from FaiIhayen To Chuckanut grove /,
Que al the most pleasant walks in all III.
land these warm summer DAYS 1T f.
called the Lovers Prnmenade and
there are many shady and heautifnl re-.
treats along the way. here billing and
cooling and gumsueking NAV be- carried
on without fear Of interruption. The
shores OF that romantic little bav an.
patrunized every day hy pleasure seeker,
ana Seektr- after clans several private
famlly pienieS are proposed to be held
Their. on The tonrlh of .InlN.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

Vestryman-Doctor, we have decided In
the church that you are not paid according
to your merits and we have concluded to
raise your salary from five hundred to thou.
sand
The Reverend Doctor-My dear brother,
hope you will do nothing of the kind have
hard enough work TO collect the five hundred,
and don't want the trouble looking after
collecting another five hundred amt very
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

Judge-Did the deceased show any signs OF
insanity when Inc entered the dining cara
Wltness-No, sab He just sat to a table
like any one else and gave his oriah.
Judge-Did he order muchi
Witness-No, sab; jist light lunch.
Judge-Had he finished eating before h.
jumped through the windowl
Witness-Not quite, sab. had jist asst
him II he wanted ANYTHING noah. He said
no; den | glib him his check, and when
turned my back he jumped right froo thu
glass and broke his neck, sah.-Munseyl
Weekly
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

Aunt Coupon-And now, George, how dc
you like the fine gold watch | sent you on
your birthdays
Georgie-1 liked it pretty well, auntie.
After ms an Billy Smith got tired hearin' il
tick We busted it open and took out dei
works Bills got der spring tied onto hi,
dog. lisa bully dog, tool-Jeweler's Review.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

Mrs. \. Leonard. Of san FraneiSro
agent Tor the Buddington Dress Curing
Machine. has located In Fairhaveu. SID
~, IA opened dress making paror, AL
Lhi'Nshth aud Knox streets. where She
VIII be pleased to meet ladies wishing dres.
making done. She viii also teach TN.
blddington dress cutting system to thas,.
who desire to learn the art.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

Hostetteg NeGimis-NIiss Esmerelda, il
you only knew now much | love you. Their,
Is no sacrifice Ia not be willing to make for
your sake.
Esmerelds-Is that sos Are you really in
earnest
Il am. indeed Try me"
Then marry ms oldest sister, so it will b,
my turn next Texas Siftings.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

You've been riding bicycle, hear, sale
one department clerk 10 another.
Just for exercise. you know
1T has reduced your weight some, think
Yes, l have fallen of a great deal ~
Washington Post.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

Madeleine fondlyl - George, dearest. I
could not make out your last love letter AZ
all 1t was full Of the queerest marks
george "a very young M. d. - Good
neavensi have sent you a prescription and
have given your letter to the prescription
clerk And the patient died.
Valls In conyulsions Pittsburg Bulletin.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-01

Agent-Id make you my janitor, only
must have a married man.
Applicant-keeP the place open for an
hour and III fix that. Its easier to get mar
ried than 10 get job EPOCH