St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-06
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The above cut Will convey to the in
telligent reader an idea of the
'political pot" referred to daily by the
Times and Evening Tribune as being
In constant state of ebullition.
Foster and Hengle now put in their
time singing I'VE Are the Boys" Sam
Morton says he wants only men IN his
base ball team.
If Senator Coughs lieutenant COVER
norship boomlet does as we'll as
NAV stand some show OF being elected
poundmaster.
Dr.. S. S. Kilvington refused to buy
firecrackers Of the ever glorious. He
saws that he isn't particularly ''Stuck
On'' the Declaration of independence.
That document doesn't mention crema-
tories.
The Flambeau club went to Hastings
to celebrate, and thus. through the
freshness of Minneapolis young men,
the Flour City has lost the friendship
of another county.
Congressman Snider will be requested
to present to congress pension Dill In
the interest of persons who were in
iured in Minneapolis on the Fourth.
Friends of the proposed measure are
unwilling that the Grand Army should
monopOlize all the rewards for patriot
ism.
The Tribune boldly stated in its head
lines yesterday morning that 1--WE Cele-
brated.'' 1t is understood that Plym-
outh church, taking it for granted that
the tive" was used editorially, has with
drawn it's support from the sheet.
So T. E. Byrnes, "Our Tim" is think
Ing of resigning his job with the adj
ministration. Is it possible that Tim
has found Washington people less suS-
ceptible than are Minneapolitans to the
power of that smile?
1t is announced that II. c. Chaplin will
soon leave the Duluth Tribune and re-
turn to his place as Minneapolis city
editor of the Pioneer Press. 1t had to
come. Harold is not name that fits in
well with the rough atmosphere of those
cities up Oh the lakes.
The Minneapolis Yacht club races at
Minnetonka on the Fourth of July had
to be postponed because of a lack OF
wind Such swell organization as the
yacht club. composed as it is OF Min
neapolis' wealthiest citizens, ought to
experience little difficulty i'll raising
the wind'' on any sort of day.
On 364 days out of the year usually
the Minneapolis Street Railway COM
pany is eXtravagantly eXtolled through
the newspapers. for the energy 1t eX-
hibits in providing rapid transit facili-
ties. Let one day like Friday, with its
attendant crowd. roll around, however,
and it is clearly proven that when they
are needed, facilities to accommodate
the public have not been provided. The
street railway company's policy, when
it comes to a showdown, SavOrS much
of 1.-THE public be ID" order.
And now the unseemly quarrel over
the census returns in the Twin Cities is,
according to Prof. Greer, to be carried
into the educational convention and eX-
hibited to the teachers. Public school
teachers are usually persons of more
than average intelligence, and it is just
possible that Minneapolis would create
as good or better an impression by
showing her beautiful proportions to
the teachers and letting ST. Paul do the
bowling.
The journal has resolved to discon-
tinue its Washington office, and "Old
HoSs'' Van Antwerp will soon return to
in Ali &c
Editor McLain decided that there would
be no sense in keeping Evan" in Wash
ington after Tim Byrnes' smile had de-
parted.
The Tribune has assailed the charac-
ter and patriotism of q. l.. Morrill,. 1t
announced yesterday that he went
swimming on the Fourth of July, when
everybody knows that there were two
ball games on the Fourth.
Even the fish of the lakes of Mime
sofa are becoming enlightened and can
no longer be prevailed upon to bite at
the seductive bait. If the voters at the
coming election are as sharp they will
fail to bite at the various political bats
offered.
AS usual the vorious sporting editors
ate peanuts and drank lemonade at the
races, and religiously picked out the
wrong horse upon which to wager their
hard-earned iron piasters. The same
programme will be carried out at the
fall meeting.
Only dozen DRINKS and a half
dozen disorderlieS before hissoner
on the morning of the 9Th of
July does not speak very well for the
metropolitan proportions of Mirneapo-
lis. Either that, or the Fourth of July
booze had been given all extra dope of
water.
sit is growing very dark, mother,
very, very dark" will be the quotation
used this week by the stage rat whohas
made his home in the wings of the Har-
ris theater, and his nightly lunches
upon the glue pot will go on again, I'M
interrupted by the noise of the Racket
family.
The Minnehaha races did not draw
crushing crowds during the past week.
1t is probable that hustling r. F. Jones
will be prevailed upon to pilot the clubs
meeting to success in the summer of
1891. Whatever else may be said of MI.
Jones, he knows how to draw the
crowds.
A RECOUNT INCIDENT.
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