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sent me - see that there is 40 talk or
scandal. which is such bad forEn. and
AL the society papers am going 10
arrange this wedding properly. and you
will kiRdly remsia hsrs until ] send
carriage for you. Nov. jast rely on me
and eat your luncheon calmly. Allow
me 10 recommend The salad. which is
especially good"
Van Bbber first drove madly 10 the
Little Church Around ths Corner.
where DO told she kind old rector al
about IL and arranged 10 have the
church open and the assistant organlst
In her place. aAd district messenger
boy 10 blow the bellows. al three
o'clock. Now" be said. II must get
some names IL doesn't matter much
whether they tappen 70 know the high
contracting parties or not but they
must DO names that eyerybody knows
Whoever Is In town will be lunching at
Delmonico's and the men will be a. the
club" So he nst went 20 the big res
taurant where, as good luck would
have IL he found MrA "Regy' Van
Arnt and Mrs Jack Parrish and the
Misses Brookline. who were just OF the
yacht Minerva, Of the Boston Yacht
Club, aud be swore them ~ secrecy and
told them about it
AT the club he pressed four men into
service who know overy body and whom
everybody knew. and when they pro-
tested that they had not been properly
invited and that they knew only the
bride and groom by sight, be told them
that made no difference. as IL was their
names only he wanted. Then he sent a
messenger boy TO get the biggest suite
of rooms on the Fall River boat and
another one for flowers, and then be put
Mrs. Regy Van Arnt into a cab and sent
her after the bride, and, as best man, he
got into another cab and carried of the
groom.
II have acted as best man or usher
fortytwo times now," said Van Bibbcr
as they drove TO the church, ''and this
is the first time / ever appeared in
either capacity In Rassia-lesther shoes
and blue-serge yachting suit But
then" he added, contentedly, Pm
nothing to the other fellows. One of
them is in a stTiped-fsnnel suit"
Mrs. "Regy" and Miss Cambridge
wept great deal on the way uptown,
but the bride was all smiles and bushes
when she walked up the aisle to meet
her prospective husband. They all
shook hands after it was over, and the
assistant-organistp played the Wedding
March," and one of the club-men in
sisted IN pulling cheerful and jerky
peal on the church bell in the absence
of the janitor, and then Van Bibber
hurled an old shoe and a handful of rice
which he had thoughtfully collected
from the cook at the club-after them
as they drove of to the boat
Now" said Van Bibber, ''when that
Is printed in the papers tomorrow, it
will read like ono of the most orthodox
and swagger weddings of the season.
But still l can not help thinking"
"Well?" said Mrs ''Regy," as he
paused doubtfully.
We'll, / can't help thinking" con-
tinued Van Bibber, "of Standish racing
around Chicago with the thermometer
at one hundred and two in the shade,
and OF our meeting when he gets back.
1t will be feverish-very feverish. |
wish | had sent him 10 Jersey City only.
1t just shows that a man who is not
practiced in lying should leave IL alone"
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