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The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

A standard remedy for the peculiar ills incident to that critical
period In a girls life when she is just entering upon her "teens," is
found in DR.. Pierces Favorte Prescription. Young ladies' boarding
schools have sent their pupils home rosy-cheeked, romping lasses, like
resorted to the use of "Fayorte Prescription F" for building up and
regulating the systems of those delicate, pale, sckly girls, just ap-
preaching puberty, who need a generous, supporting tonic and a quiet
ing, strengthening nervine free from alcohol and injurious drugs.
Whether in boarding schools II homes, it is guaranteed to correct
all those delicate arrangements and weaknesses incident to females.
WORLDS DsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Manufacturers, .663
Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

When you ask a Georgia man how
far it is to the next plantation and he
answers, that it is "a peek and a right
smart screech," he is supposed to mean
that it is as far as you can see from.
where you stand and then as much
further as . strong voice q be heard.
TIE world is q sad one for him who
shrinks from it's sober duties. Ny ex-
perience shall warn him to adopt some
great and serious aim, such as man
hood will cling to, that he may not feel
himself, too late, . cumberer Of this
oyer7laden earth, but a man among
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
IN AMERICAN PATR1or ABROAD.

The sleeping car porter of America
is a national emblem. He will live
here, but when he attempts to cut a
wide swath abroad he is a failure. E is
said that one of the guild once thought
Europe would be afne field for an at
tentive and experienced servant like
himself. He went to France, Russia,
Germany and England and Italy, but
he found none of the liberality Of the
traveller in America.
After going all over the countries
named, he at last brought up at Genoa.
He looked about the town. and in his
walk he came upon the hall of the Town
Council. He entered the ante-room,
and while standing there caught sight
of a bust at one end of the apartment.
He went over and stood in front of it.
Then he got down on his knees and, re.
moving his hat, raised his eyes to the
bust and said:
Il thank you for discovering Amer
ical"
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Catarrh Can't Be Cured

with APPLICATION, AZ they cannot
reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh is q blood
or constitutional disease, and in order to cure 1t
you nave to take internal remedies. Halls
Catarrh Cure ia taben internally, and acts di.
fecsly on the blood and mucus surface. Halls
Catarrh Cure Is no quack medicine. 1t wal pre-.
scribed by one of the best physicians in this
country Tor years, and is a regular prescription,
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di.
Ieotiy on the nlucus surface. The pei feet com.
hinasicn OF the two ingredients ia what produces
Tor testimonials free. "A"
F:J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo. Ohm
Sold by Druggists, price $50, A
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Starving by Hundreds.

The steamer Harlow, from the west
coast Of New Foundland, reports that while
Of Boone Bay messenger arrived from
Flowers Cove, Straits Of Belle Isle, in
forming the government that $50 families
were in q starving condition, and unless
relief reached them death would certainly
occur from starvation. A steamer Yves
dispatched, but owing to the ice, failed to
reach the destitute harbor. There is yet q
possibility of reaching the place via the
west coast.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
A Setback for the Drrs.

Judge Crozier, of the Leavenworth dis.
trict court, has decided that the police
can not legally enter any premises without
q warrant to search for and sieze contra
band goods. They have no right to empty
the same upon the street, as has been done.
Large quantities of liquor have been seized
lately, $1,000 worth in one lot. It
looks as though somebody will have to paw
for it.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

THOMAS B. ALLEN, Of Flemington, W.
Va, claims that he was the Oldest soldier
in the late war. He is now past SO years Of
age. He was born in Northumberland
county, England, and served under Well
lineton at Waterloo. He came to America
IN 1926. When owe 70 years of age, at
the breaking out of the late unpleasant
ness, he enlisted in company F, Third
West Virginia infantry. He has never used
glasses until the last year and can put in a
two or three-m mile walk any day.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Princely Housing for Horses.

William K. Vanderbilt's stables, on his
estate at Oakdale, L. T., which was de-
signed by Richard NJ. Hunt, have Just
been completed at a cost of $500, zoo.
They are filled with thoroughbreds and
manned entirely by English men and boys.
The furnishings. as far as possible, are
English also. There Is a kitchen for the
men and q mess-room. For the horses
there is a bathroom and a tanbark ring
under glass. Altogether there are no finer
stables In America and few tnat surpass
them in Europe.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Self.POssessi0n.

rural gentleman was q guest at the Art
club in Philadelphia, on an occasion when
consomme was served in tea cups. He
was not familiar with the food in that
guise, and concluding it was tea, he drop
ped o lump Of sugar into it, poured in o
liberal Infusion of milk and began to swal-
low the compound. 1t was to the credit of
his nerve and the strength of his stomach
that he took it all down, wiped his lips
with his napkin and gazed around the table
with a look Of supreme satisfaction.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Tourists,

Whether on pleasure bent or business.
should take on every trip a bottle of Syrup
Of Figs. as it acts most pleasantly and Of
f~ectually on the kidneys. liver. and bowels.
preventing fevers. headaches, and other
forms Of sickness. For sale in Soc and 81
bottles by all leading druggists.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Want Margrave Removed.

A number of prominent farmers of
Brown county have been circulating a pc.
tition asking congress to remove VIM.
Margrave, agent of the Sac and Fox In-
dams, and speedily open the 100, 900 acres
OF Indian iandi III the couuty.The petit
TONERS assert that Margrave influences the
Indians against all advances made by the
Indian commissioners.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

DURING the recent foods in Japan 2,41O
persons were killed aud 155 were wounded;
10000 were deprived of the necessaries of
life; $4,000 houses were swept away or
rendered u~ninhabitable; $780, 900 acres of
agriculture land with their crops we're laid
waste; 5000 bridges were carried away,
and hundreds of miles of road we're de-
stroyed.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

STEwED lily was n of the novel dishes
at a luncheon given recently by a Column
bus college belle. 1t tasted like a mixture
Of spinach and cabbage, and we're not SO
dainty as the name would indicate. One
of the college professors, in a lecture, had
said that in some parts of India the lily
was used for food and the girls thought
they would try them.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
jackson Will EIGHT John L.

Peter Jackson, the Australian pugiiist,
has sent a cable dispatch to the United
States, announcing his acceptance of the
challenge Of John L. Sullivan to fight for
100000 a side. he will sail for New York
June 9th.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Suicide of a Drummer.

James E.. Baker, travelling salesman TO,
William Lawther, a candy manufacturer of
Dubuque, committed suicide at Earlyille
by taking morphine. His home was in
Montreal, where he has a wife and child.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
A Typhoid Ep;dam,.

Cattle dead of disease have lain in the
water drunk in Reading, Penn, and the
people have a typhoid fever epidemic.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

ACCORDING to Secretary Shaffer, of the
Iowa State Agricultural society, the aver
age yield of corn in Iowa last year was
forty-one bushels per acre, and the total
Weld 1926, OLA, 900 bushels,
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

ANDREW CARNEGIE has authorized the
officials of the Cambria Iron COMPANY to
draw on him for funds to rebuild the
Johnstown public library building which
was destroyed BY the flood.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

ANY article that has outlived "a years Of
competition and imitation. and sells more
and more each year. mast have merit. Dob
bins Electric Soap. first made in 1865, is
inst that article. Ask your grocer for it.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss. she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children. she gave them Castoria.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
1t was a Fatal Strand

A number of lives we're lost BY the
strandlng of the italian steamer Persia on
the island Of Corsica.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Oregon, the Paradise of Farmers.

Mild, equab1e climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass and stock
country in the world. Full Information free.
Address the Oregon Immigration Board, Port
land, Oregon,
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

COUGHS AND CoLDs.-Those who ara snf.
ferlng from Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat.
ETC.. should try Browns BRONCHIAL THO.
CHEs. Sold o1ly an boreS.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

The best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
What It Costs

Must be carefully considered by the great majority
OF people before buying an article which seems
absolutely necessary. Hoods Sarsapsrins COM
mends itself with special force 10 the great
middle classes, because 1t com bines positive
economy with great medicinal power. 1t is the
only medicine Of which can truly be said
100 Doses One Dollar" and q bottle Of Hoods
sarsaparilla taken according to directions will
average to last o month, while other medicines last
but half or quarter as long. Try Hoods Sarsaparils
and see for yourself, .
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

MISS AGNES BoRKET, of Buffalo, has
sued a railroad for $40, 900 for the loss of
her beauty, occasioned by a blow in the
face from q train.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Mary,s American DAT,

Mary Anderson will open the dramatic
season at the Broadway theater, in New
York, on Oct. % next,
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

DIVINE & BIBLE is the name of a firm
engaged in the whisky business at Jerico
Springs, Mo.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
It was the bust Of Columbus.

WILLIAM MARSHALL, . boy 16 years
old, picked up an old shell on the
Chattanooga battlefield last week, and
took it to his home. The next morning
he fred the end Of q stick and thrust it
into the shell, The adjournment was
sine die.
Ii takes very little to turn . weak
yyoung mans head. Drop q love letter
in his slot and you have him.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
DR.PIERCE'S PELLETS:
PURELY VEGETABLE and
PERFECTLY HARNESS.
UnequaIed as a LIVER PILL.

ma ale Gheapg sthoEs Easiest TO take: One tiny sans-cea@a Pellet dose
ali denngemenfs >" the Stomach and Bowels Is cents a VIAL y druggAss
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

Many initiate. mono equal. "Tansill's
Punch Americas finest Sc. Cigar.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

The troubles Of i ,day are easily
borne litkisJJihez1tronbles we anticipate
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
Measuring Distances in Georgia

Next Lesson-"The Song of zacharias
Luke L: 67-Sl
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

AS he spake. Referring to his promise
OF grace.-Our fathers. Inclusive of
what follows.-Abraham and his seed.
The patriarchs, to all of whom and to
many of their successors God gave
pledge of q coming deliverer.-Forever.
Having reference to those who should
through all time participate in the fruits
of grace.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

Neponset, M, Nsy1 ~
MY mare caught cold; result 1gelled
limbs, lump between fOrele4s and tnfnaAmA,
ton. Cured her with st. Jacobs OH.
n OsGARDNEK.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10

AT DkyGafsrs AND D4AIHRs.
the ChAnleSA A. v0oElEa CO.. oan1aesa. ~.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-01-10
DETECTIVES

Hented shrsVd msn % setundef insxuedonk IN BecJet Sarv1ca
work. Representatives, receive the International Detsctiss,
0rannaa.s HsrnIns Against Fraud, araaasps feetst Gaiies:af
Netsd Crininals. fhsas interested In de.seiYa hus;aeaa, Q, desfr.
eM- GRAhNAK DETECTIVE BEnTiS co. Arcade, Cneisusu. d.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-11-01
RAILROAD NOTES.


The Locomotive Engineers Brotherhood
has membership of 24,0OO, and the
younger Brotherhood of Locomotive Fire
men claims about 1000 members.
The Jersey Central has issued an order
10 discontinue the services OF all extra sec
tion hands, bridge bnilders, carpenters and
mechanics. The order throws many men
out of employment.
The new station of the Pennsylvania
railroad at Jersey City will be the widest
in the world, covering twelve tracks with q
single span. 1t will be 256 feet long, and
the height to the middle of the roof will be
go feet.
Few people have any idea of the extent
of the railroad systems Of this country al
represented by the number of cars they
employ in transacting their business. The
total number of cars of every description
is almost past enumeration, but the las
reports show ten or dozen roads which
each own and handle over 10000 cars, anC
the rolling stock of several important line
are not included in the statement.
The annual report of the Lehigh vAlly,
Railroad Company has been nled with tn
secretary Of internal affairS at Harrisburg
1t shows the number Of stockholders to b
7,011; outstanding capital, $40, Al, $40
FIVE per cent. and 10 per cent. dividend
were declared last year. Gross earning
from operation, $1S, $50, 759 0B; total opera
ting expenses, $1O.4sl, S,O7; total mum
Der of employees, 1S,2e7; yearly compenss
ton, SO, 1876, ,O6S.b7; killed 90; injured, 7C
OF the killed AZ were trespassers; of th
injured 81 we're trespassers.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-11-01
A NEW PRINCIPLE.
We Positively guarantee Ol
Boyd's Little Giant Nerve
and Liver Pills.

To Cure Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious
meas, Torpid LiYsr, Pain in the Back, Piles
Headache, Bad Taste in the Mouth arising
from Indigestion, by strengthening the nerves
and regulating the action Of Che Stomach Liver
and Kidneys. Do not be deceived, DR.. BOyd's
Little Giant Nerve and Liver Pills act on a
new principal. They act on the neryes Of the
stomach, liver and kidney giving them health
and vigor, what Is more evident Of their eura-
tive qualities, than the fact that the longer
taken the less required, that is more than can
be said Of any other pill on the market, trial
will convince the most skeptical mind, that
what we claim Il true, these are few Of the
many testimonials we haye received
TIFToNs GA, Aug goth 1890. Dear Sir;
The Pills Teeeivsd, they are the best ever
used, 4. w. CtARr.
LAKE CEYsTAL MINI, May Il, 1890. Dear
Sir have taken Pills sent me, inclosod Rnd
SOC, send me more | have been troubled fol
years with indigestion, constipation and
nervousness, since take DR.. Boyda Pills ]
feel good, have taken many Others with po
relief, yours respectfully. ApAM REANEE.
For sale by all dealers In medicine at 2sC
per box, sent by mail on roeeipt Of pricl
samples ifee, agents wuntad everywhere.
= D, TH0MAs, Druggist.
Lshightsn, Pa,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-11-01

To Defeat the Democrats Of Carbon County
--Beegine for Complimentary Votes.
S. II. Hollinger a prominent Republican
of Lansford in speech made in that
borough recently said, "Let the Republic
cans stand together We are going to
elect our whole County ticket, and when
we get in it will be long time before the
Democrats viii get any Office in Carbon
county again"
This is the programme OF the Republic
cans Of Carbon county. Republican candi.
dates who never voted for Democrat are
going around the County begging compli.
mentary votes from Democrats so that
they may get M and so that It twill
be a long time before the Democrats get au
Office in Carbon county again" Art
Democrats going TO oil the County ofioa
with republicans and defeat theii party anC
hereafter be looked upon with contempt b.
the same Republicans they place in office
Republicans want TO "GET IN'' and the.
want to keep Democrats out for "a Ioni
time" Democrats stand by your party
your candidates, and your colors. That
what Republicans do. Keep the Demo
cratic banner up in old Carbon.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-11-01
From the Lansford Record

ASH II. Handwerk, the present Register and
Recorder, is a candidate for the fourth term, II
may be well TO know what the Gazette the Of
heal ol1an OF the party, has to say against a
fourth term. Listen TO il;
- }. II. Slewegs an old and respected Democrat
Of Carbon county, was beaten for the fourth con
secutye term by Mr. Kemmerer, when the
Democratic majority was much larger than it is
now.
}. E.Siles,anotherp popular Democrat Of Carbon
county, was beaten for the fourth consecutive
term in the Pr0thonotary's ofiee by X. Q, Butler
A. b. Nimson was beaten for the fourth c0nse-
eutsye term in the Register and Recorders OF
nee by T. X Stroh He too was a popular
Democrat.
AN these men were beaten by their opponents
Tor the fourth consecutive term in office when
ihe Democratic majority in Carbon was about
double its present size;
II cannot be that Handwerk expects 70 be
elected for a fourth term when such good men
as lhe Gazette names faned Of that compliment
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-11-01
A cAMPAI0N LIE NAILED.
Another Pyrotechnic Display of Verbose
Lying Busted.

Another PyroteOhnic Display of Verbose
Lying Busted.
The story put in circulation during the
past few days to the effect that County
Commissioner Henry Miller, who is a can
didate for reelection, along with Com
missioner Hawk, exoneratee all Catholic
parsonages in Carbon county from the pay
ment of taxes is foolish campaign lie, In
Lehighton Tax Collector Schadel, who is a
Republican, knows that the tax has been
paid, aud the county records in the Com
raissioners' office at the County Seat which
haYe had personal inspection since the
story was put in circulation, show that no
where in the county has any of the parson.
ages, Catholic or other denomination, been
exonerated. Vote for Miller g. Cannon.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-11-01
Lehigh ValIe1 R. R, Co.
Arrangement of Passenger TraIns.
In EFFECT AUGUST 18TH, 1890


In EFFECT AUGUST 18th, 1890.
LEAVE LEHIGHTON
For Railway, Elizabeth, Newark and New York
606, 5.22, 7.Sl, e.57 and ll.l2 AIM; O6 5.29 and
F For r Manunka Chunk and Belyidere SOC, 7.si,
For Lambertvllle and Trenton eOs 500 and
ll.l2 am; sos and b.29 pm.
For Slatington, Catasauqua, Allentown, Beth
lehem, Easton, Philadelphia and points South
522, 7.O7, 7si, 900 and ii.i2 ami s.O6. 629 and
For Heading and Harrisburg 7.sl, s.57 and
ll.12 q, M; 3.O6 and sol pm
For BoWmans, Lehlgh Gap, CherryfOrd, Lau-
RVS, White Han, OOplay, Hokendauqua and
kreemansblTg 622, 7.O1, 800 9.67 li.l2 a. m
For Mauch Chunk 6. 80, 7.4s, s47 ana II AS am.
i22. 3.lb, 6.25 %, s.i5 and eSs and 12.47 pm.
For Weatherly and HazietOn 6.47, 7.43 S.s6 and
li;4s am 3.l6, 5;25, 7.25, 9.Se pm,
SAT, 7.as, $3.50 and ii.as am. $40, b,25 and 72s
Fer Mt Carmel and shamOlsin 7.Aa and ii.4s
For PottsYille 7.s1 7.As $50 ii.l2 and il.4s am.
3.I5, f.23 and sol PIN.
el7, las, s.ss and ii.as am; ais. 525 7.ss and
For Scranton ESQ. 7.4s. ESQ. and ii4s am.
For TunlShannock il.4s a.m.i $3.50 1928 and
For owegO, Auburn. ithaca and Geneva II AZ
For Laceyyille. TOwanda, sayre, WaVerly, RI
mira, Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara Falls and the
West il.4s ami and 7.2S and 9.Ss pm.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
For New York 6.42 and 1907 am. 62s pm.
] For Philadelphia 6.02 a. m. and 3.67 pm.
For EastOn and intermediate Stations b.2T
e.02, 1907 am; 1852, 1857. $40 and 8.34 pm.
For Mauch Chunk s.i4, 9.56 AM 1926, 3.i5
6.t9, 8.52 and 9.38 pm.
| For HazletOn 956 am; 70 %, 315 & 9.42 pm.
For Mahanoy City and Shenandoah 1926 and
316 pm.
For White Haven, Wilkes-Barre Pittston
TunkhannOck, TOwanda. sayre, Ithaca. Geneva
Auburn, Elmira, Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara
Falls and the West 942 pm.
For further particulars inquire Of Agents fol
Time Tables. 4. b. BYINGTON,
| Gen1 Pass Agent
May IL, 80, iy South Bethlehem, Penna,
ADAM EACHES JOHN EACHEs
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-11-01
sInIEY,s VERnosE I.YINn.

Is it true that Semmel forged rote on
Joseph FreYman, of Mahoning Township
--sigley's Smut Machine.
No, it is not truel There is no such
man in Mahoning township and never has
been. The attempt OF the Smut Machine
to bolster up fimsy charges Of this kind
against semmel makes beautiful display
of Obediah sigley's capacity for verbose
prevarication.