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Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03
A Cali That Reasoned.

We learn that an amusing incident occur
red at the home of Mr. S, NJ Jones, near
Bethel. last week Among the cattle was
calf that seemed to posses very great DIS,
like to being roped at milking time ana
always made quite s to do when the rope
was adjusted One morning Mrs Jones went
out to attend the milking and upon looking
in the accustomed place for the rope failed TO
End it While the search for ii was gong on
the calf thought, perhaps, 10 get more taan
his share of the milk, but something seemed
70 interfere with the imbiblDg process anu
mis- peculiar actions attracted attention to
him Whereupon it was discovered that the
calf had swallowed the rope, but failed %
make complete job Of it, as the moose was
hanging from one corner OF his mouth Inc
moose was laid hold of and steady pull
brought the rope TO light The calf is su'-
ficently amused and doesn't swallow any
more ropes to evade being tied -GfeenSlie
u. CT RsAector.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

President, tor all q senator mas 70 do 10
10 'spat bis hands and the pages do
all the work for him. Fred answers 10
Che name Of swipes and says he IS sure
II will never offend his dignity, not
even when be becomes Senator, to be
known by that pseudsnyns.
In the bestoWal of nieknames the
pages seem 10 delight in contrariety.
For example, Mckee Caebrane, who il
Of an extreme blonde type. Is called
Ethiope, and Albert Maekey, whose ex-
cteding generosity has made him the
favorite Of the group, is called shyiock.
Events IN the careers OF the boys also de-
t6rmine their nicknames, al in the case
Of Logan Harris, handsome little fell
low with bright, twinkling eyes who Is
called Pie because when ne was being
initiated to the secrets OF page etiquette
he was informed, and he believed, that
1t was his conventional duty to buy a
round of pie at the Senate restaurant
for all OF the other pages He bought,
along with this experience, the name
which will not leave him. at least until
be quits the atmosphere Of the Senate.
To interview Senator who has
nothing TO say has been adjudged by
newspaper men pretty difficult thing
to do. But compared with interviewing
fourteen Senate pages who have every
thing to say ard are eager to say it all
at once It is as easy as rolling of the
traditional log. I met the boys alto
gethef few moments before the Sen
ate was called to order. When they
learned that ] wanted their opinions
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

Ou'n Dakota, ana is a peculiarly inter
ung, not to say charming, little fell
~ lie is quaint fair-haired child,
uose delicate physique and sweet,
enae manners bring Oliver Twist con-
"a',y 70 mind. His appearance is that
'oF-l mad almost said girl-of
'ea OF eight years, but his precision
speech and his quiet old-fashioned
ny. se.her with his precocious judg-
49, make him seem more than a
IN lie Is the sort of lad that moth
3oa,s an not meet without having an ir.
sassioSe lmi Use to snatch him IN and
u,u' With as much solemnitt as
non senator in the chamber he ac-
~, 'euges the fitness of the sobriouet
.'u .he older pages have fastened to
-'ne Little Lady from Dakota-and
- tuOu' a trace OF offense accents tho
eue as his own. - '"'
ffed Kappeler is also a dlm,nutive
49, t thirteen, but is more rugged,
- enap' He acknowledges Robert
e III 'ne superintendent of census
So. patron saint. Fred was born in
<bis ' sasland' but in the seven wears o.
<h,s .es'uence in America all traces o.
&ted ~ tongue have been obliter
*welI aa om ms English speech. He i,
znent ., ".e mat 1t would take an amend
zelirihH,n' the constitution to make hin
xcoutentoS1 sue fresidency, but he yer,
Ding 10 ny M asserts that there is moth
<ator ma nsuaes him from becoming a SEN
ID Sepas" S 10 lar as his observation goet
s. Is more to be enyied than
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03
ABOUT sEAsIckNEss.


Sezsiekuess must be expected BY
those who cross the ocean and while
one or two may escape is attack. all
that submit cheerfully can derive bene-
FL from It's effects. Children Al rule,
succumb soonest and rally quickest-
due, no doubt TO their simple diet, and
to the couseG uent fact that their stom-
achs are less impairing by stimulating
foods and drinks than those Of their
elds-s- 1t IS worth remarking that such
of my acquaintance as enjoy at home
what they pretend is good living but
which you viii agree Is eating much Of
rich things and then using coffee.
liou0r, tobacco and such sEmuIants to
quicken igestiOn-thesa people MAJ
age 20 obyizte. or AZ least post
pone, the wholesome effect Of
sezssekness By drinking ehzmpagne
uaIady; but they succeed only in sub
ssitating one complaint for another.
writes Poultney BIgeIow 20 the IIus-
( trzsel American They remain half
sick all the time they are on shipboard.
and take with them on shore a demon
( allied system that requires many days
[ for CON plete reeuperztion- Children
on the other hand. and grOHn-1p folks
I who have lived On simple diet Tuuit
+ freely al the first provueatfOu. and suffer
E discomfort for the first day or two, but
enjoy the remainder OF the trip IN 4 way
to arouse the envy ii all that can not
share it. Pale cheeks become rosy, daII
eves sparkle. the usually listless forget
Z the sensation Of fatigue: those who on
shore sieps but seven hours are now
scarce satisfied with ten. and those who
once needed delie2cies 10 coax an 2pps-
tie select such food as eoc1ed beet ami
cabbage on pork aud beans
The wise reader needs no advice be-
ycnd what he may read between the
preceding few lines He has bat 70
make I'D his mind 10 face with fOrtisuie
the degree OF Neptune. and his reward
will be 20 find that supposed penalty
has become blessing
II is. perhaps, superfuoas 10 add that
walking Or Jumping aggrsvases she
symptoms cs sickness. aud that the mo
ton Of ship increases as one moves
from its eenter-conseGU enEly that the
sufferer IS most comfortable when he is
lying down as near as possible 70 the
middle Of the ship. and living On plain
% tneAl poEriige. Such advice As thi;
must seem far too simple 10 the would
be traveller by sea, who dnds al every
drugstore remedies warranted TO eass
his Feelings on the waves bat my al
vice Is founded upon much inquiry, no
TO speak OF extensive personal expert
ence in this field OF pain and pleasure
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

Z -. -
800 -. 1870, *. s = q =
80 ~a.~ !. 1890. ~. Z.
Paris Is <rsrs..,t ~, s~s.t r, 80, ~,
aii,<,ne xr,,f..ass. y,..,r.,.. IS, tt.~
arst rarsrt frt $3.50 t,. s..~.
tr~ II f1, n
rssd Iat - pri.fs-,
arr o<.cun,td exrss1fvetr s,s.,s -. -
oIesxr.sf3t 81 lIttl. 49, q 49, =.
street beoozrv sevsrss x.'1,.cs;-.
ers and p-oprietsrs q xz,ss1 =. ~, ~
reparx u. have lar,r, t.4 !. h,,r4.,.. e,
tf,s pa. xfaEssss..t e. ~.
os rx,rsv,1 girls Il. fse.,yxx,
The arex ~ ~ osrfs 1900 ~ .,e....
| eight ana sIeven vearx. Tfex 80 M
| 70 the s,.reaa far ~ a. IN f,,ei, 80
Ieute. They ARE s<rst <,,.f' al a., k<,<sl<-
/ yards in small saussss. ard srs axpest-
cd to return A niof,t xffI, q rezst v, ~.
4 francs each clear r,rof5 e al f5stzr <ale>x-
Children whose receipts fall befDx 10
4 average are senk hack "a .sx,eiy r,zreutx
I wftfseus waves a. tF.afr DE- ~o-tr
The bnreasI esr plovs r,,x zfont 1aty c--;rIs.
/ Another bures,,. sfts,at4d uszr tie
Pantheon. hires girls Epssxeers ts.n Ara
fourteen Years 10 p1zv musical frxtru~
| rnents in the low resorts 81 the eitx.
The girls are Usually tzaunt 10 struu
on = violin OK harc in the bureau ouar-
tiers duyfng the sfteruocn. and from nina
i TO two oTcIock at night are keut On the
run from dive to dive
At two o'clock the children resrrr q
the bureau and are taken home BIZ their
guardians on parents Each child earns
zboas seven francs In an evenfnc. and
receives three francs wages. This rnn-
steal hareau has sixty children 1t its
disposal nscst Of the time.
third bureau deals IN BOYS BE-
twean eight and twelve years The
little fellows do ordinary begging and
eolIect cigar butts. At dark the boys
hzn4 in the moneg and the refuse TO-
baee0 they have got together darina
the day
Fsar hours every evening The youns
Migrants are kept busg emitting. tearing
! aud sorting the cigar ends They carr
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

The average age Of cats IS % years; Of
squirrels and hares, or years; rabbits.
:; . bear rarely exceeds 20 years; 8 dog
lives 20 years; wolf. 20. fox. Il 10 l6.
lions are long lived. the one known by
the name Of Pompey lived 10 the age Of
10; elephants have been known. 1t is as
serted, to hive to the great age OF 40o
years When Alexander the Great had
conquered Porus. king Of India, he took
a great elephant. which had fought very
Faliantly for the king, and named him
Ajax, defeating him 10 the sum- and let
him go with this inscription: -'Alexau-
der, the son Of Jupiter. dedicated Ajax
TO the sun" The elephant wzs found
with this inscription $50 years AFTER.
Pigs have been known TO live TO the
age Of 20, and the rhinoceTOs 70 20; g
horse has been known 70 live TO the age
Of 81, but average from 3 20 80: eamels
sometimes live to the age Of 100; stays
are very long lived; sheep seldom exceed
the age Of 10; COWS live about Is years.
Culver considered it probable that whales
sometimes live 4.000 years; the dolphin
and porpoise attain the age Of 10, al
eagle died at Vienna az the age Of 104
ravens frequently reach the age OF 100
swans have been known 10 i've 800 years
Mr.. Malerton has the skeleton Of swaI
that attained the age Of 2o0 years Pei
cans are long lived; the tortoise hiss beel
known to live to 107.-Journal Of Health
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03
A Bear In Chureh.

During divine services on a recent
Sunday, a bear, which had escaped from
the stable Of neighboring public house,
in which IT'S owner, q travelling show
man was located. entered a chapel. near
Aortlake, England Women shrieked
and children cried. and there was gen
sral rush for the door. The bear. round
whose neck was thick chain, made its
way TO the empty choir stalls, where II
lay down. The minister, whose high
and ccmmodious pulpit had suddenly be
come occupied by several female mem
bers of his congregation. was in the
midst Of his discourse at the time of the
animals appearance, and had chosen for
his text the words BE not afraid" The
sermon was brought 70 an abrupt terni-
nation. The anxiety Of pastor and peO-
pie was set at rest by the arrival of the
owner of the animal The bear was got
cut of the chapel with ease and taken
back TO its quarters, -Exchange
A Mental Wreck.
Omaha Grizzly father wants TO marry
again and don't want him to.
] Iawyer-He IS rich. Supposed
YES
~Aets a little crazy st times, 10 dCubeF'
40
sBe careful row. This IS very important
I Didn't you ever see him rave around the
room like mad7
,-Only when he loses his collar button"
ssrrn afraid that won't count Perhaps be
hiss softsning Of the brain. though, and il
likely to squander his wealth unless put in .
lunstie asylumF
He talks about going into business
@WhereF
an S. Louis"
- see Mental wreck Omaha World
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PlTH AND poIhr.


-she-s'Yes, dear. I'm afraid cook
wants Judgment Be-.sJ Judgment She
wants execution Punch
And where's your little brother.
flossie9y sOh we's been divorced. =
'sDiyorced7 Yes. msmma's rot him
and papa's got mo- IN. Y. sun
What 50 rare as day ia June .
Indeed. every oBsknows there's thirty
OF EN- every year, and they're gem
orally hot enough 10 remember. too
Citizen What do ron think Of the
proposition TO enlist Indians in the
regular arHy?~ Captain Weatpoint---
'sIridlans7 Pom honab. Why, they
cswn't dawncs. g--N. X Weekly
Gar Of Russia Gust out Of bod
what has become Of my Hndershirty'
Valet" Please your Ma jesty, the black
smiths putting fresh riyets In It ---B os-
ton Herald.
There are some people who are 30
pleasant when they are absent that
one can almost forgive them for being
70 unbearable when they are present :
Boston Transcript.
Miss CrabtFse--.ssSee VIII nice shoes
purchased for FIVE dollars Mis-
Giltman--''iy Why. these I'm wearing cosl
ten dollars" Miss C-ssWelI, / sup
pose they charge according to size
Married Sister-.sAnd, 81 COURSE
Laura, yon will 90 to Rome or Fiorenct
for your honeymoong Lzaras-Oh
dear, mol ] couidn't think OF going fur.
Their than the Isle Of Wight With mar
know little or nothing orr Punch.
-Tom-"Do you suppose she has
| spoken to her PARENTS about the engage
ment yet2> Dick-ssi knoH she hal
spoken TO her father He met me TO
day and invited me TO drink Tom
''But he's a temperance man" Dick
s'0f course, and be wanted to try me.
Yankee Blade.
The country editor who takes al
his advertisements out in trade will b,
gratified TO learn that new pill. RS
patented Will keep a man alive who'll
week without eating. All he want
now TO make him happy Is liver sirul
that will make one snit Of clothes las
seventy-iye years--National Publishe
and Printer.
The little Boston boy walked in ant
sat down with grieved and disappoini
ed look on his face why, Osgoodson.
said his mother, what Is the matter
Have You quarreIed with little Elliot
FieIds-J ames?r II have not, mamma.
answered osgoodson, wiping his glasses
thoughtfully, ''but | can not associat
with a person who chews gum"
Uncle sam-.'What's the matte
now?n Frontier Citizen stole farI
from the fellow who was on it, an
drove him of. and now he is comm
back with lot of his relatives to XII
me. Uncle Sam Well. you ought
be killed Frontier Citizen Bat tn
fellow stole the land from is an In
dian Uncle sam-s'0. well. I'll orde
out the army. ''-Omaba World
Family Doctor-.'I should no longe
conceal the truth from you, sir Yo
have only few days to live" Nj
Levelhead weakly l-'-Then, doctor,
wish you would buy me ticket TO E,
rope and have me placed on board
steamer but you could not live
reach Europe Il do not wish to.
want TO be buried at sea. so that N
family will be saved the rainous e.
pense of a funeral. and have somethir
left to live on. N. Y. Weekly.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

A base insinuation-oat on frst-Pitts-
burg Chronicle-Telegraph
Muffs are common necessities with the Ia
dies at this time Of the year. In summer
thew are frequently seen in the baseball field.
where they are NOS 80 popular.-Rcstoa
Budget
San error gracefully acknowledged" says
GaSsoiSne, SIS 4 victory WON It is very
evident that Gascoigne was lamentably is
noyant of the first priaciple of baseball play.
ing.-Boston Transcript
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03
FINANCIAL FAILURES
That Is What a st. Louis Minister Calls
Clergymen in Search of Wealth.

II
Clergymen in Search of Wealth.
The failure in business of promi-
nent clergyman suggests TIE fact that
very few preachers ever succeed in max
ing money. When they do the religion
generally oozes out as the dollars come
in, and they end by giving up minis
terial work altogether. Preachers, par
ticularly Methodist preachers. are al
most always poor, and the next 10 them
in point of poverty are the Baptists-
The maiority of Methodist preachers in
this country receive less than $500 a
year, while the constant demands for
charity greatly diminish their incomes.
Presbyterian clergy are better paid.
while the Church of England ministers.
both here and in Great Britain, fairly
roll in wealth BY comparison. The En-
glish Bishops have princely incomes,
the lowest being $40 900 a year
and the use OF mansion
connected with the cathedral
The Archbishop of York, who is ''Pri-
mate Of England" has $4,000 a year,
and the Arch bishop Of Canterbury. who
is ..Primate of all England receives
SIS. Geo and has two magnificent palaces.
Methodist Bishops are poorly paid
/ Those of the Methodist Church South
have IS. coo salary, while those OF the
| Church North have q little more, but
none Of them lay by any thing Of their
salaries. Bishop Warren, Of the Church
North. is rich, having married the widow
1 of ranchman in Denver. But Bishog
Hendrix. of the Methodist Church South,
enjoys the distinction of being tbs
richest Bishop in America, having in
herited . fortune, which, by careful
management he has greatly increased.
He has the reputation OF being both be
nevolent and rich To schools and col
/ leges ne is especially liberal, and Cen
trail College, in this State, owes its pres
emit prosperity 70 his generosity. Al
the other Southern Methodist Bishops
are poor.-Rev. Or. Wilson, in St I.oui
Globe Democrat.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03
eaAyEyAaDs ron INSOMNIA.


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Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

This. growled the exchange editor.
As he looked at the thermometer. wip-
ing his perspiring forehead, and glared
eetiantly around the room, is Fry-Iay-
ssAnd tomorrow" snarled the real
estate editor, consulting the predictions
snd grabbing heavy paper-weighS is
going TO be s Ssdder-day. "-ChicagO
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

ranas ~ a'ah strike would stop the
10. VS. covcrnment and so 1t might
pn.s we're no means OF Mining .he
~ ot the strikers, for presumably
a@, ~ toe Senators would kno"
~ :. go or what to do TO procure
PEI c,onts etc, for which they
~ nayes running. But about the
.i.ol and in the seyer--l departments
pnhlic life in Washington there are
non of National renown who
osn their political careers as pages 70
she nlaees of all these boys; So
nm NJ n the Senate pages should
hike? u.h.
~ rnnber of famous men who once
no naqes seems to warrant the pre-
.,,on that embryonic greatness is
= scampering about the Capitol In
,'ekerbockers, running errands, per-
Tor men not fit to bear its shoes
po,v this is excuse enough for devot-
title consideration to the pages
the Senate.
Four years Is tne ion50ot
Az serve as page, since ne Is eng ipie
IL office only between the ages OF
.Iva and sixteen. In the Senate
orc are fourteen of these boys. under
Immediate direction of Alonzo H.
kewart, young men OF nearly twenty
bars, who fonF Jt".S "So oiosou nis
reer as a page ana Is no" aesacneu
the Sergeant-at-Armsu hoer ene liSio
Messenger on the floor OF tne sen
e But TINS chlel page anu az ms
sstants are under the super iSion VI
bptain Isaac BasseIh the seheraoie
sistant door-keeper- VINO mas serseu
bntinuOusly as an ateaene Vi the sen
e since he was appointed page'
fty-seven years ago Dy Dahiei "eu
er's request. captain 'assets wnsn his
ng white halr anu pearu, 20 she .noss
hiking hgure on the senate noor'
ld II any man Is ihuiSpe,isaole
ere it Is ne. In tne matter Oh cere-
pnials he Is the authority on "no"
ice-President' Presldents pro eulpore
H the Senate ana an the onicers
" d members oil tnat august uouS nave
rely. For more 'hah naii oenSuy
wv has kept memorandum DOCK al
IND and made entries oil an those acls
Itch were likely TO be usetuI as prec-
tents "hen oeatn serihes senator
Pwn, or any thing else oil an unusual
aracter happens the presiuing onlcer
S the senate turns 10 eaptain basses1
10 sits on his lett ana Is INFORMED as
what Is the conSennonal moue o.
pcedure under the circumstances III
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03
kissing Going oas Of K..hiea.

In the rural regions of eur country, As
well as u England, the fAvUrite arnuSe-
ment NJ social gathering Of young per-
sons is, or until recently has been. a sue
oession Of kissing games wherein ths
most modest girl Of the company was sa-
lated BY every swain who chose, with -
little embarrassment as If he had been
her mother. But even IN the rural dis
tyicts this sort OF thing is passing away,
and the permitted realm OF the kiss Il
narrowing day by day.-M-s- Frank Les
lie.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

The fact that the emperor of Russia gaVo
the empress a necklace composed o. forty
tmersldS has been made public, What the
empress said in private after the hestowal
was something like this, You dear oh
boobyyoski, why didn't you disguise the
truthovitch and make the number thlryyof,
or thirty -fivesky, at the nIos1- '-PIttsourS
R11ilatiD
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

Sweet Seventeen mo, l don wans
to marry the baron; why, he mas rsa
hairr, storm Parent-"fes, out ns
won't have it longl Haven't you noticed
that il is beginning to drop oaF-fhs.
rende Blatterr.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

Pretty School Teasher-Janles, is TO kiss
an active or passive verbf
James oldest boy in the claSSl-Both.
Pretty School Teacher-How is that James,
James-Aetivs on the part Of the feller and
passive ON the part OF girl
Pretty school teacher bluShes and marks
James perfect in grammar.-New York
S,.r.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

Mr.. links ito landladyl-What lind Of a
duck did you say this was, Mrs. Dlaklyt
Iandlady--I didn't say. | simply ordered
a duck from the butchers.
Mr.. Jinks struggling with second joint
i think he has sent you deeoy duck
Texas SiftingS
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

The first was Commodore Vanderbilt.
had often interviewed him before, but
the most interesting talk was on an oc-
easion when / tried TO draw great
Wall street secret from him pressed
him so hard that ne made no reply at
AL until he had led me from his inner
Office cut into the street There he at
vanced TO his carriage, and lifting one
foot to the step turned and at last
answered me- This was how he did it
Young man, how much do you gel
a weekf'
told him.
ssYou are worth more" said he.
Take my advice and leave the news
paper business before you get set in III
ways and can't do anything else. CT
into mercantile life This fooling away
your time with the paper business i
all right while you're young, but yoJ
won't make any more when your
gray than you do now. Take my adj
vice; good day Julian Ralph IL
Chatter
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

Heard at Yale-Nearly every body in
New Haven shows the result Of good
eduea ton
Il suppose you viii tell me that The
baker across the way. who furnishes
the college buns, comes under that
heai?'
Certainly. he is . college bread
ran-~-Boszonian
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-10-03

"Birdie,r whispered happy young Cni'
cavo lover. .'now that we are engaged you
,onstnt cali me MIR. Porcine any more.
.Ah. no, darling" responded the glr',W'tn
a sigh and sniggle, you must aieaSs ~.
Butch. 'n-NeN York Sun