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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
THE PRESIDENT AND THE FAIR.
The Chief Executive is Making Very Slowly
in the Premises.


in the Premises.
WASHINGTON, Dec. 19.-Secretary Butter
worth, of the Worlds Fair to-day said that
there was no change in the situation with res
pect to the Presidents proclamation. The
President, he said, was going slow and making
sure of everything; and as soon as satisfied Of
the financial suficiency of the Fair subscrip-
tions and bond authorizations, he would issue
his proclamation. 1t is expected that the proc
laniation will be announced early next week.
Chairman Gambler, of the Worlds Fair
Committee. said his report of the result of the
visit to Chicago was to be made soon after the
proclamation was issued. BY delaying the
committees report. Mr. Gambler can give in it
an opinion on the Fair in its latest aspects, and
hopes to materially reduce legislation TO be
recommended, so that there may be little ad-
ditional for Congress to do about the matter.
II is proposed to incorporate in the report
handsome Autographs of the Fair buildings.
There was report in circulation to-day OF
trouble over the Worlds Fair subscriptions
growing out of rumors that some German SUBJ
scribers and others had threatened not to make
payments of subscriptions unless assured that
there would be no closing of any part of the
Exposition on Sunday. as proposed by Sena-
tor Blair's resolution introduced to-day. No
Importance was attached here to these reports,
however.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
A FEW PLEAsANTRIES.
Our Stanley's backbone's stiff as starch,
In spite of sundry statements solemn,
That while upon his Afric march
He'd trouble with his hnal column.

Our Stanley's back kbone's stiff as starch,
In spite of sundry statements solemn,
That while upon his Afric march
He'd trouble with his hnal column.
-Heto York Herald.
W. Fearless GalI-Why didn't you intro
duce me to your friend Astorbft Just now? Didn't
you me wink at you?
Gorham Ware-Yes, and would have. my dear
boy, with pleasure; bat you see Astorbilt winked
at me frst.-Puck.
Dashaway-Do you remember that some
time ago 1 borrowed an umbrella from you one
night when it was raining? Here tits
Cleverton-You don't mean TO say you have
brought IL backl
haway-Of course have brought it back.
want it tre-covered.-Eeb0 York Sun.
The fretful poreupine is said to have an
inordinate fondness for chewing leather, which it
regards as one Of the daintiest Of esculents. Man
prefers tobacco. That's one difference between a
man and a porcupine. In another respect they do
not differ so much--that is to say they both get
Tags on.--0u City Blizzard.
DIR. Koch will be expected to work mira
cles by restoring lung that has been taken away
by disease. lie will have trouble with his Hoop
Long and Wun Lung patients. .--Hso Orleans
Picayune.
Baby Mckee is said to be a Democrat.
This is probably because he keeps ''Gramp''
Harrison awake nights. Atlanta Constellation.
What not do we know full well,
What to do is often puzzling.
Life's lesson Is but one long ''Don'ti'
Except to those who do the muz zling).
Puck.
1t is worthy OF note as a coincidence that
Sitting Bull and Ben Butler retired from public
life on the same day-the former in a skirmish and
the latter IN lecture.-St. Louis Globe Democrat.
Dimmick-Get on the ambuseade and I'll
see how heavy you are.
Kickshaw-why do you call the coal scales an
ambuscade?
Because they lie in weight. .'-AunSey's
Weekly.
Binks-Why dc you wear your glasses so
high on your nose, jerks?
jerks (who reads the papers)-The SJdshsr says
that the tariff has made eyeglasses 20 up.-Ssests
Iers' Circular.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
Superior to Storms.

p OUCH weather is usually the season of kicks.
grumbling and growing of all sorts, and
the railroads and other means of loeomotion
come in for the lions share of the abuse.
There it is particularly pleasant, and novelty
under the circumstances, to congratulate the
Fort Wayne Railroad Company upon their
management under the stress and disturbance
of the storm. The express trains, as well as
the accommodations, have been on time, as a
rule ever since the snow fell deep and drifted
deeper upon the tracks. 1t would have been
excusable if the schedule had subsided into
desuetude under the strain Of such weather,
and the contrary result is feather in the cap,
or better, caps of the gentlemen who have held
up the train service SO we'll.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

IT is pleasant to be assured by the Phila-
delphia Press that the Alaska seal-hshery dis
pute is due to the attempt of each Government
to secure arbitration on the issue that is favor
able to It" The Press asserts. as THE DIS
PATCH has often said, that on the issue
whether the Behring Sea is a mare .cLdusu'n,
''the United States has not leg to stand on"
In that case it will be easy for the United
States to block the attempt of England to
secure arbitration on that point by giving it
up. Thus the arbitration would have to be
upon the point that the United States has the
right to secure protection TO the seals. A little
common sense is sometimes of use in diplo-
matte matters.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
WE are pained to observe that the old d

WE are panied to observe that the old dis
pute with regard to the effect of the sugar
schedule of the ne tariff on the price of sugar
still goes on. The Buffalo Express is accusing
the Louisville Courier-Journdt of unlimited
gall" because the latter paper ''cites the reduc-
tion in the price of sugar since the passage of
the cKinley bill as proof that all tariff taxes
are paid by the consumer" The dispute of our
esteemed cotemporaries is an old one, but it is
rather unimportant just at present, in view of
the vital fact that the reduction Of the duties
on sugars has not yet gone into effect and will
not until the first of April next
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

The appointment by Mayor Grant, OF
New York, of two notorious rum-ring poll
ticians. Diver and Ryan, to be police justices,
has given New York lesson on political deals.
The World, which supported Grant for re-
election, says that the appointments "are about
as bad as could have been made if the avowed
purpose had been to make police justices out
of men notably disqualified for the position"
Under these circumstances it is to be hoped
that the esteemed World will take TO heart
the lesson that the way to prevent such ap-
pointments is to defeat the elected officials
vino belong to that class of politics.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

OF course the use of an Official envelope
for private business by Attorney General
Miller was wrong, If he did it. But inasmuch
as the custom of politicians is to do that sort of
thing the attempt to make political capital out
of it is rather foolish. If the Democrats will
attack all the big steals they can afford to let
the little two-cent ones pass unnotlced.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
DEATHS OF A DAY.
Edwin II. Sheldon.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH
NEW YORK. Dec. 19.-Edwin H. Sheldon, execu-
tor and trustee of the estate of William B. Ogden
died yesterday afternoon at the residence of his
niece, Miss Caroline Ogden Jones, aged IS. He
had been in falling health for about two years.
Last summer he came from Chicago to visit at
Newport with his niece, and has since remained
at her home here. He was senior member of the
firm of Ogden, Sheldon & Co., of Chicago the
largest real estate firm in the United States Pres
dent of the Chicago Dock and Canal Company,
and prominently Identified with divers other en-
of Mayor ogden, of Chicago, the management of
the So 0C0. 600 OF the Ogden estate has devolved
largely upon MIR. Sheldon, who himself
wealthy.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

Richard Parker. weIl-known resident of this
city died yesterday, at $3.50 A. NJ, at his resi-
dence, Bedford avenue and Morgan street. He
was born in Westmoreland county, England,
coming to this country when but IL years of age.
He was several years employed as cutter tor John
Forsythe merchant tailor, on Liberty street. In
1876 he entered into partnership with the late
Lowe merchant tailors. on Smithleld street. He
sold out his interest to his partner in 1857 and
a home In March. 1886, this home was burnt, from
the shock of which he never fully recovered. He
death.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
Rough on the Artist.

CHE was hammering a tray Of brass, not for
the purpose of making a noise. as the
vulgar might suppose, but of making an artistic
impression upon the metal. The cook, lady
of French origin possibly, came into the studio
and looked at the design of bird which was
appearing in relief upon the brass.
rs thot an eagle, mom?' she asked.
mo. Kate; it's kIngfsher."
"Ohl Excuse me, mum; 1 thought it had
WINGS"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

THE abolition of bull-fghting in Mexico
has proceeded to the length of cutting up the
plazas where the fights used to be held into
building lots. Now if the United States will
abolish dog-f. .hting. slugging and football
matches it will show an equal progress in
civilization with the land of the Aztecs.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

Inasmuch as recent failures have created
comments abroad to the effect that the trade
of politics in Pennsylvania is precarious and
unremunerative. we will notify some of our
esteemed contemporaries making that remark
that Pennsylvania has still quite a number of
politicians who enjoy comfortable and stable
competence.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

Nor for many days has the petroleum
market shown so much life as yesterday. The
Jump is attributed by some to the producers
agitation for competition, or to an effort to
pinch the independent refne-s. But it appears
a New York speculator caught the crowd short
and sprung the trap.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
THE temperance in judge of cartoons

The temperance in Judge of cartoons
lampooning Secretary Blame, indicates the
Presidents immediate family organs are not at
all pleased with the idea of the Secretary's
standing ready to realize on the remains of Mr..
Harrison's Presidential boom. But in view of
the fact that the President has declared that he
will not accept a denomination unless the
Senate passes the elections bill, and the elec-
tions bill being a cooked goose. what reason has
the President for jealousy of Blaine?
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
SUMMER WEATHER IN DAKOTA.

Instead Of Freezing in Billiards, Children
Run Around Barefooted.
pIcKERsoN, N. D., Dec. 19.-The weather
the past month in this whole section has been
the finest ever experienced by the oldest set
tier. The sun has shone with excessive bright
ness and heat. To-day numbers of children
can run around barefooted and without hats
and coats, not on account of poverty, but be-
cause they are more comfortable. At railway
Headquarters the thermometer registered 500
above zero at noon. There are no signs of
change.
A dispatch from Sioux Falls, s. D., says:
The thermometer registers 500 above zero to-
day.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
A GREAT STRIKE AVERTED.
Railroads Grant Trainmen an

Northwestern Railroads Grant Trainmen an
Increase of Wages.
CHICAGO, Dec l9.-For some months past
the railroad switchmen in all of the larger
cities of the Northwest, outside of Chicago,
have been agitating for an advance in wages to
a parity with those paid in this city
As result, the General Grievance Commit
tees of the Chicago and Northwestern, Chi
caeo Milwaukee and st. Paul, Chicago, Rock
Island and Pacific, and Illinois Central rail-
roads were called to this city some DAYS ago,
since which time they have been in conference
with the officials. The result is that a general
advance IN wages has been agreed upon, The
advance has not been fixed, but it will be some
what less than the men at first demanded.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
The american Health Association.

WASHINGTON. Dec. 19.-The American
Health Association, which has been in session
here during the last three days, adjourned this
morning. The next meeting will be held in
Kansas City, MO-. next December, the date to
be fixed by the Executive Committee.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

THE fact that the census records Senator
elect Brice as resident of New York, revives
the suggestion that a valid Presidential ticket
would be composed as follows: For President
Calvin 8. Brice of New York; tor Vice Presi-
dent, Calvin S. Brice. of Ohio.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

The refusal of the discharge of Boodlers
Moloney, DeLacy and Dempsey the other day,
with notification that their cases must be
brought up under Delaney Nicoll's admins
tration OF the New York district attorneyship,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
This is Special Pleading.

From the Buffalo Express.l
The occupation of the pawnbroker will be
gone if Congress passes a free coinage bill. A
man could then take his old silverware to the
Government mint and have it made into
standard dollars. He could realize much more
in this way than by leaving the goods with his
uncle
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
Joseph +, Mclaughlin.

Joseph f. Mclaughlin, son of Thomas Nc
Laughlin, of CHARTERS township, died at the
residence Of his parents yesterday, after painful
illness, but with true Christian fortltude. He
suffered patiently until Providence relieved him
from the pains and trials of this world. He was
esteemed and respected by young and old.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
The Standard Absorbs Another Rival.

LIMA, Dec. 19-The Standard Oil Company
has gobbled another independent company,
the concern being the Delaware Oil Company.
The sale of the Delaware leaves only two inde-
pendent concerns in operation.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

is a promise that something yet may be done
with those famous fugitives. But 1t is not
thought likely that Nicoll was permitted to
gain the election last fall to convict the men
whom Fellows was elected to protect.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
Mrs. Washington Anderson.

DUBUQUE, IA, Dec. 1s.-Mrs. Washington An
derson, over 90 years old, was buried here to-day
1t is claimed that she was the last living repre-
sentative of the family of General George Wash
ington The remains were brought from Red
Cloud, Neb., and were laid beside those of her
husband who was also related to the Washington
family.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

Ex-CoNGRESSMAN HERE'S description
of Speaker Reed as Republican who weighs
three hundred pounds and is all backbone is
calculated to create the impression that the
Speaker is great big fossil.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
Hon. A. III. Phelan, Journalist.

ST. LOUIS, Dec. 1s.-Last night the Hon. A. H.
Phelan dropped dead Oh the sidewalk in this city.
Mr. Phelan was the publisher of the Western
Watchman. and brother Of Father Phelan, the
been a prominent fgure locally and in Catholic
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
A Good Show for Life.

fT SEE P T. Barnum is better" said the
ticket seller. "Guess the old man has
good show Of recovering"
He always did have good show" remarked
the stage manager.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
Mrs. Sarah Cargo,

Mrs. Sarah Cargo died yesterday at her home In
West Deer township. Allegheny county, at the
age of 81 years. The funeral will occur Sunday at
2:30 p. NJ.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

RIVALS to DR.. Koch are springing up,
now, from a number of places. Detroit claims
the latest 'only sure cure" 1t WILL indeed, be
well if each of these cures does little good.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
Mrs. Margaret NeaIous.

Mrs. Margaret Nealous, one Of the most highly
respected old ladies of Allegheny, died yesterday
at the extreme age Of e6 years. Her funeral will
occur Sunday at 1880 from the residence of Cap
tain K, Barbour, Secretary OF the OH Exchange,
on Page street, Allegheny.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
A REPORTED DIAMOND DISCOVERY.

A Poor Indianan Makes Startling Dis
covery on His Farm.
SHELBYvILLE, IND. Dec. 19-Charles
Stader. poor farmer, who owns 40 acres in
Jennings county, has found two stones on his
farm which are said to be diamonds. They
weigh three karats each. His 40-acre tract of
land, which has hitherto been unstable, is
now an object of speculation.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

TWENTY-FOUR pages, 1872 columns, will
be issued by THE DISPATCH tomorrow.
1t viii give all the news
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

POSSIBLY it was an oversight that the
railroad Presidents alliance at New York
omitted to indorse the Farmers Alliance at
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

AFTER numbering eight people. Mexican
has been sentenced to be hung. The laws of
the Greasers must be very slippery.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

WE can suggest to our Irish friends de-
ided amendment of Senator: Ingalls, famous
remark. Crowbars and lime have no proper
place in politics.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
M. Polos. BELGIAN Socialist.

BRUSSELS. Dec. ls.-M. Polos. the Belgian
Socialist leader, is dead.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
ALWAYS subject to change.-The weather.

A RELIGIOUS sect up the Allegheny river
say the world will go to smash about 1900.
They probably mean that it will go to naught
then.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

ALLEGHENY. having been admitted as a
city of the second class. can now make faces
across the river at Pittsburg and say, you're
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

A Common Occurrence.
She was clad in costly fur of seals,
And looked quite cute and sweet.
The tip-tap of her high French heels
Made music in the street.
She spun along DER the slippery pave,
Glancing from side to side,
Then gave yell. but no hand could save,
And boys yelled. Let her slider
No matter what becomes of Africa, she will
get her deserts.
A HEIR worker - The lawyer engaged to
break will.
THE fellow who sees pretty girl caress
pug longs to lead dogs life.
The railroads are talking about laying new
Atlantic coast line, but the map-makers will
not reap any benefit from it.
THE gamblers. like other folk. are at the
mercy of dishonest dealers.
MEN who are blinded by jealousy seem to be
able to shoot straight when they get hold of a
gun.
P1rTsBURe was undoubtedly taken by storm
during the week.
AN exchange asks: What makes men and
women drunkardsT' Whisky, dear boy,
whisky.
SOME good workers are CRATE settlers.
CONGRESS will doubtless be in good fighting
trim about New Years. 1t is merely sparring
for points now.
TIruT 1nNt-d in hn oh
handed.
ALowland Prayer.
O, beautiful snow
You are deep we know.
When you start to go
Will you please 60 slowf
FULL notes are to be found in bars Of music
A GREAT many people are propelled by force
of circumstances
PARNELL's eyesight is not so badly impaired
as the cause of Ireland.
SPoNGEs are found in the sea of humanity as
we'll as the deep, blue ocean.
AUcTIoNEERs should make good pugilists.
They are experts in knocking down,
PARNELL is now engaged hunting sight.
MOVEMENTS always seem to start on foot.
This is the reason why so many of them are
slow.
DooR-BELLs receive more engagement rings
than society bellies
A DRY joker-The thirsty clown.
AFTER numbering eight people. Mexican
has been sentenced to be hung. The laws of
the Greasers must be very slippery.
IT sounds queer to hear of failure in Provi-
dence. doesn't 1t?
A FRIEND in need is needy friend. of
course.
A REVENUE cutter-Mills, of Texas
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
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A DRY joker-The thirsty clown.

DooR-BELLs receive more engagement rings
than society bellies
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

20, mamma, dear, where's the flying machine?''
Asked a little child one day.
His mother replied: "What do you meanp
Flying machine did you say?''
Then the little chap spoke up once more,
And glanced in his mothers eye,
why, didn't pa say that his head felt sore
After last nights little fy?"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

A FRIEND in need is needy friend. of
course.
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MOVEMENTS always seem to start on foot.
This is the reason why so many of them are
slow.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
BR1cKIAYERs often ascend the scaffold.

SULLIVAN would be a handy fellow on
farm about harvest time. He's a good
thrasher.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20
A Child's S Error.

A REVENUE cutter-Mills. of Texas.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-20

MAN dropped dead while running for a
street car yesterday. He undoubtedly ran till
he was out of breath.