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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

1t was Ben Johnson, we be-
lieve, who, when asked MAI
locks question, ais life worth
living ?" replied That de-
ponds on the h0sr." And Ben
Johnson doubtless saw the
double point to the pun.
The liver active-quick-
life rosy, everything bright,
mountains of trouble melt like
mountains of snow.
The liver sluggish-life dull,
everything blue, molehills OF
worry rise into mountains OF !;
anxiety, and as a result-slck
headache, dizziness, constipa
ton.
Two ways are open. Cure
permanently, or relieve tenn
porarily. Take a pill and sui II
fer, or take a pill and get well
Shock the system by an over e
dose, or coax it by a mild
pleasant way.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
are the mild means. The,
work effectively, without pain
and leave the system strong
One, little, sugar coated pei
let is enough, although
whole vial costs but IS cents
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

Jones and his wife had just returned
from the theater. Stumbling around
tho room, he had lighted three matches
in the apparently vain effort to ma
something.
what have you lost, my dear?" asked
his better-half.
"A match; thought dropped one as
wc went out. All, here 1t Is; there's
nothing like being saving in small
things Judge.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

MOTHERS, don't let your children sumo
with i'll health. Try Dr. Bulls worm D y
stroyers-dainty candy iozenges .h ~ r win 4
them no harm and may be just tue reinc'l'
they need.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

INvALrDs, aged people, nursing mothers,
oyerworked, wearied out fathers, will find
the happiest results from judicious use OF
DIR. Sherman's Prickly Ash Bitters. Where
the liver or kidneys are affected, prompt
action is necessary to change the tide TO-
ward health, ere the disease becomes chronic
possibly incurable, and there is nothing
better to be found in the whole range OF
nldterid medical Sold everywhere.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16
whv He Had No witnesses.

Why He Had No witnesses.
Police Magistrate-Have you no wit
nesses?
Hard-Looking Customer-None, your
honor.
You are charged with resisting an
officer Were there no policemen ex-
cept this one in sight?
None, your honor. The arrest TOOK
place outside Of the saloon.
Tribune.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16
That Unfortunnto Liver Of Yours,

Bilious reader, will never resume its func-
lions with regularity and vigor II you per-
sist in Fostering 1t with blue pill and Gallo
mel. Don't you know that these are equally
Objectionable forms of the cumulative poi,
son-mercury! We presume you do, and
yet you go on using them. Desist, ana re
pair damages, regulate the abused organ
and invigorate it with Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, incompatible, also, for dyspepsia
nervousness and kidney complaints.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

PEOPLE do not discover it until TOO late,
that the so-called washing powders not only
eat up their clothes. but ruin their SKIN; and
cause rheumatism Use moth ny but Dobbin's
Electric Soap Have your grocer keep 1t.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16
WEST BROOK, NORTH CAROLINA,
Sent. Il. lSS6.

DIR. A. T. SnALLENBERGER.
Roch ester. Pa. Dear S,r:-The two boxes
of mills YOU sent me did every thing you said
thew would. Nv SON was the victim OF Ma
ieria, decp-set, by living in Florida two
wears. and the Antidote has done more than
Ave hundred dollars worth Of other medi,
cines could have done for him. ! have had
one of my neighbors try the medicine, and
It cured him Immediately. l now recon-
mend it to every one suffering from Malaria
Respectfully yours, W. W. MONROE.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

HAVE no equal as prompt and positiy,
cure for sick headache, biliOusness. consti
patton, pain in the side, and all liver trout
les. Cartcr's Little Liver Pills. Try them
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

SEA air roughens the skin. Use Glenn
Sulphur Soap
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, so cents.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

E. A. Room. Toledo, o., says: "Halps Ca
tarrh Cure cured my wife of catarrh fifteen
years ago and she has had no return OF it
It's sure cure" Sold by Druggists, 15c.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

TANKS ut stations along tho way are no
for railroad stock watering.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

Mild, gentle, soothing and
healing is DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. Only so cents.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

An nfter.dinner specch-Waiter, bring
me tho NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Siftings.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

OUT with the boys-Elbows and knees
brakes Magazine.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

The light that never was on sea or lano
must be u sky light-Binghamton Republic
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

UNLESS she sails under false colors, the
brunette should never be as hght-headed aa
tho blonde. -Munsey's Weekly.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

TIE fascination of a.name is not always
in its spell-Puck.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

UYDERnANDED methods arc resorted to In
order to get the upper hand-Dallas (Tex.)
News.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

"THEY'RE o canny LOTT who" 1.-THE
lobster. factory people in Newfoundland
Jester.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

IHAD chills and fever; less than one bot,
tie of Smiths Tonic Syrup perfectly cureo
me.-C. d. Clarke, Frankford, Mo.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

We offer to our Customers and The Trade
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Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

IT il not always proper TO address tho
young man behind the soda fountain rs
doctor, even though he Is fzzician.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

Union COLLEGE of LAW. Chicago. Fall Term be-
1ins sent q For circular add. H. Booth. Chicago
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

FoorLIeur FLAsHEs-Diamond bucaleS.-
IudOa
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

PAIS in the side nearly always comes from
disordered liver and is promptly relieved oy
Carter's Little Liver Pills. Don forget tnls'
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

HAVE YOU seen the Rams Hornl If not,
write to E. P. BROWN, G6115l North Penn. St.,
indianapolis, Ind.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

AREPoRr Of an earthquake can hardly be
called groundless.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1890-08-16

TIE best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19
CONGRESS SILL At IT.

Window will give in by and by. lie
will be compelled to.
Every day some new feature of the
silver question presents itself. The
senate and house committees have not
known just how to proceed, but the
issue is forcing itself and committees
and caucuses will have to adjust
themselves to the situation. Some
very influential senators have sought
to keep in line with Mr.. Window, but
the secretary himself now finds that he
is forced to recede. In the house the
potent influence that operates in the
committee is Speaker Reed, who, as
the STANDARD has already shown, has
weight with all his committees the
like of which no former speaker of the
house could boast.
Three days ago., the signs i'm the con
gressional committees regarding pro-
posed silver legislation betokened an
early agreement. But there rose a
discussion regarding the provision for
the redemption of silver certificates
and the congressman drifted wide
apart. Now comes. Mr.. Window who,
a a measure of compromise" is will
ling to give the holder of certificates
an option OH the kind of currency he
wishes to have them redeemed.
Originally it was proposed that these
certificates be redeemed i'm bullion.
This mornings news is to the effect
that, in the opinion of the secretary,
an increase in the volume of the cur
rency of the country would not be such
a dreadfully bad thing after all. Evil
IDENTIFY Mr.. Window is now in a place
where he is willing to take up almost
anything except free coinage, lie will
fight that, and yesterday mornings
special Washington dispatch to the
STANDARD says that the president
would veto a free coinage bill. Evil
IDENTIFY silver is far stronger in congress
than the cabinet deemed il to be.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19

business interests that put q boundary
line between Butte and its suburb on
the north.
Probably the leading motive that
prompts the people of Walkerville Is
drawn from considerations involving
inexpensive municipal administration,
opposition to q large tax levy and the
fear of Butte's bonded debt. Those
are the bugbears in most towns that
lie snugly up against large cities. 1t
might be that VAUDEVILLE could boldly
vote to share these supposed evils and
yet be the gamer. 1t certainly would
be TO Butte's advantage to be associated
with all its suburbs i'm the organization
of one splendid city. Butte is destined
to be a great town anyway. No city In
this country is pushing forward in bet
ter form toward a successful future.
Few of us realize its grand pOssibili-
ties; the most ardent are going to be
surprised with the city's magnificent
advance. All this means benefits
which VAUDEVILLE might find it profit
able to share and be a part of. How
ever. the decision rests with the people
of that place and the event will be as
they decide. Yet il may be timely to
suggest that our good friends in
walkerville ought to adjust themselves
to a broad view of the situation, taking
due account of what the present has
made certain and what the future is
sure to bring.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19

In his criticism Of American newspa-
PERI Max O'Reil, while praising the enter
prise and brightness OF the press OF b
United States, good naturedly ridicules It's
tendency TO be constantly talking about
prominent people. and describing their
habits and family life with minutiae
which the critic declares to be an evidence
of q lack OF good taste both in thew writers
and the readers. In this respect the Eng
lish press has been said to pursue an OPP
posite and most c~ommendable course,
never presuminR to intrude into the pri-
vacy OF an English ~gentleman's house UNI
less occasion actually demanded II. The
London correspondent OF the New York
Tribune, however, tells Of q case that out
Americanizcs America mt her worst. Mr..
Mr.. Gladstone spent his Easter vacation
mt the house of n friend In the country, to-
gcthcr with a journalist, who was also n
guest. What does this newspaper man
do but write an exhaustive cou OF Mr..
Gladstone's every movement each day,
his hour of rising, the kinds and
quantity Of food he consumed Mt
each meal, what books he read.
what jokes he made, his share in the
amusements of the evening, his changes
of raiment, I'm short every observable pc
culiarity, including his strong cup Of tea
on retiring. From an American point OF
view this man ma be n journalist but he
is not n gentleman; nor would he be toll
Grated on the staff of any American news
paper not given to such low tricksry as
the c~oncealing of reporters ina jury ROOM.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19
A CASE IN POINT.

\ practical illustration of the ov3
ers vested in the collector of the port
Of New York by the treasury depart
ment in the Interpretation of the con-
tract labor law was afforded last week
by the ease of William Lowe, an Eng
lish tuba player, who came to America
TO toot that instrument i'm Barnum's
circus band. The collector refused to
permit Lowe to land, adjudging that
his coming was i'm violation of the law.
Lowe appealed from this decision on
the ground that he was no second-ra
low-down, chump tuba player, but an
artist of the highest rank, and as such
under the new ruling exempt from the
laws provisions. The case was referred
to Secretary Window, who told the col
lector that he must satisfy himself
whether Lowe was an artist and act
accordingly. The collector was forced
To admit that his accomplishments did
not embrace either a practical or theo-
retic acquaintance with the tuba. and
he accordingly turned Mr.. Lowe over
to a deputy collector of the law diyi-
sion, who professed To have G a tuba
and to know how the thing worked.
Before this deputy, therefore. Mr.. Lowe
pleaded his cause through the instru.
ment. and answered all the questions
propounded TO him in a highly salts
factory and thoroughly mystifying
manner. Next, il is said, the examiner
himself took up the tuba and played
Annie Laurie. Lowe praised the
performance as one of exceptional
merit, an opinion which increased the
examiners respect for the professional
acumen of the examined. The result
was that Mr.. Lowe was pronounced a
genuine artist and thoroughly eligible
for admission to this country and all
its emoluments. The case establishes
a valuable precedent for European
musicians who may follow Mr.. Lowe.
They will readily perceive the necessity
of getting their examiners to play
themselves, and of expressing bound.
less surprise and delight at the out.
come
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19

but she has remained In strict seclusiou
when not singing.
William Walter Phelps IL said to b.
worth 100000, the greater part Of which
In invested in railroad securities.
William ID. Howells has written his
first story for boys. He has written q
great many stories for girls.
Joseph Cook and Oliver Wendell
Holmes sat side by side ut the first game
OF the season last week and ate peanuts
out of the same bag.
Gen. Alfred II. Terry now lives In n
tirement In mis- beautiful home on Hill.
house avenue, New Haven, Conn. His
health Is very poor and he goes out very
little.
Gov. Campbell of Ohio since lie entered
upon his Office Ia reported TO have become
grave and diRnifled Ms compared with
his former jovial manner, and has the
studied air Of a man who hears the terms
president and vice-presidcnt sum con
tinually In his ears"
ID. Z. Brockett during the recent presi.
dental campaign rolled n monster ball
through IL states-a distance of 5000
miles. His long journey ended in General
Harrison's front yard at Indianapolis.
ANAss N ~ ofkSSh ~
Washington. He spent all his money on
that unlucky ball.
Negotiations are said to be nearly com.
pleted with NJ. Gounod TO write nm orig
inal grand opera In four acts, which will
be introduced In America in 1892. The
master will himself su~perintend the pro-
duction and conduct In person on the first
night. The first, second and fourth acts
nra laid I'm Anxtnn Mt tho ftUna nj tho
Montezumas and the third act in the
western states.
Prince Ferdinand of Bulgaria is a nerv-
Gus, excitable man, with hands which are
'long and lank and brown, as In the
ribbed sea sand" These he is always
~nsrvously washing with invisible soap.
He is n most lavish entertainer, IL not ex-
actly a model host, and he has spent not
a small but a large fortune i'm dinners and
other entertainments since he went to
Sophia. He is profuse with his gifts to all
i'm or about the court, and many an en-
barrassed officer has been relieved of
burdensome debts by the kindlhearted
prince.
Secretary Rusk recently had q lively
argument with Postmaster General Wan
amaker regarding the game of poker.
Rusk is a clever manipulation of pairs and
flushcs, while Wanamaker calls the great
American pastime a most immoral insti-
tuition. Those who heard the discussion
say that Rusk was a winner hands down.
Grover Cleveland, it is now animated
by those close to him, does not really
want TO run for president i'm 1892. He
would like TO have the nomination ten
dered him as a sort of "vindication," and
i'm order that he may decline in favor OF
William G.. Whitney. David b. Hill is
not supposed to be in this deal.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19
SUNDAY AND MONDAY

The sunday edition of tine STANDARD
for tomorrow will consist Of twelve
pages. II will be a bright, newsy, en-
tertaining number, with a variety OF
reading and "A selection of special on
tributions that will be found entertain
ing for everybody. II will be the most
complete newspaper ever printed in
this part of the world. The STANDARDS
sunday edition is a prime favOrite with
advertisers. To accommodate these
and. at the same time, give to the
reader the extra features which the
public now demands in q sunday edi-
ton, to-morrow's STANDARD has been
increased TO a twelve page issue.
The sunday STANDARD has a host of
readers in every corner Of Deer Lodge
county, its circulation in the city of
Butte is larger than that of any other
newspaper. II has hundreds of readers
in Missoula. and other hundreds of pat
o up and down the BitterR o valley,
in Dillon and the towns along the line
Of the Utah and Northern, in Boulder,
Wickes and the country tributary
to the Montana Central, in the cities
and towns east of t;allatin and In the
camps of the CIur d'Alene country.
The STANDARD is read on Sunday, sa
well as regularly through the week, in
a dozen towns in Idaho, and is In fact
the favorite democratic newspaper in
that section. At your homes il is de.
livered promptly every morning; you
can find it OH all trains and at all news
depots. Read to-morrow's twelye-page
sunday edition.
The Monday edition of the STAND
II has come to stay. The first break
in this direction was made on Monday
of the current week and the edition
was warmly welcomed by the public,
The STANDARD is the live newspaper
in western Montana. II is the only
newspaper in the Northwest that
makes the subscription price for the
seven-day issue the same IS was form.
erly paid for the six-day newspaper
II will go every Monday morning TO all
regular subscribers. II you want q
good newsy paper every day in the
year, subscribe for the STANDARD
You will like il.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19

Mayor Londerner of Denver has been
making things lively in that city's
municipal circles the past few days by
exposing a boodler who attempted TO
bride him to sign a grant made by the
council to the Atchison, Topeka Il
santa Fe railway company. The
mayor says an agent of the company
told him he could find a purchaser for
his residence for $4,000 IL he would
only write his name i'm the blank space
kindly provided for il. Where the
amusement comes in is the practical
admission of the agent that the mayors
statement is true. lie made the sug-
gestion, he says. of his own volition,
not at the suggestion of the company.
lie regards it In the light of a business
proposition. and seems to wonder
where any one a possibly find reason
for criticism. This mans conscience
would be a curiosity were there not so
many others in the world just like il.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19
QUEEN vIcToRIA'S YACHT.
A Handsome Craft Tina IL Seldom
Used.

A Handsome Craft That L. seldom
Used.
From the New York Star.
Capt. Jared w. Thompson, an old Eng
lish sea captain, who has retired with a
fortune and is now living at New Haven,
Conn.,, was telling me recently of a visit
10 England and m inspection Of Queen
Victoria's beautiful yacht, The Victoria
and Albert.
"The yacht cost when built, i'm 1884,
said he, ''nearly eight hundred thousand
dollars, and more than three hundred
thousand dollars have since bee ex-
pended on the craft. Prince Albert, /
am told, designed the Internal arrange.
gaudy about it; everything is plain, but
pretty. The yacht is kept s~crupulously
clean, and this neatness impresses one
very much. The deck is laid with cork
floorcloth, over which, when the Queen is
ON board, a carpet is placed, and every.
thing else that Is seen above deck is of
pure white with gilded relief FOR and
silver ~mountings. There are several
little sitting-rooms and q dining-saloon
on the promenade deck. The dining
room is furnished i'm green morocco with
a white and gold ceiling.
"The state apartments below" he con-
tinued, ''are placed on either side of n cor
ridor, and they are furnished with a very
pretty chintz. victoria's cabins are on
the starboard side, and her sleeping apart
ment contains q large and old
fashioned but very comfortable look
ing bedstead with pillars and a
canopy and next IL the Dress
ing room, which was formerly Prince Al
bert's cabin, and IL remains as he left IL,
his little writing table and wardrobe never
having been removed. The queen seldom
uses the yacht now, and when she does
take a days outing she is generally &C.
companied by Princess Beatrice, whose
apartments are aft OF her majesty's quar-
tiers. The breakfast room is In the after
part Of the vessel, and IL has very large
windows, and is hung with the portraits
Of the officers who have commanded the
royal yachts. The drawing room is for
ward on the port side, and is furnished in
birtiseye maple, with a piano and several
beautifully carved side tables. IL is hung
with portraits Of the members Of the royal
family"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19
PEOPLE OF PROMINENCE.

George W. Cable will write the life Of
William Gilmore Simms i'm the American
Men of Letters series.
Charles Hoover of Uniontown, Pa, is 10
years old, g feet AZ inches high, and
weighs i6s pounds.
The Rev. DIR. Wayland Hoyt thinks that
IL 81. Paul were living now he would he
editing a religious paper.
Mime. Patti is said 10 have been over
whelmed with invitations in New York,
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-19
OVER HI HILL.

If the case has been honestly pre-
scented to the board Of county commits.
sioners In Silver Bow. Walkerville's
people would like to set up for them
selves and be a city. When representa-.
tives of the town were before the com
missioners yesterday. question was
raised regarding the real sentiment of
several gentlemen, whose business in
terests in Walkeryille are large. relat-
ing to the proposed incorporation. 1t
is claimed that these people Were
prompted to favor the plan out of fear
that they might he forced to incorpo-
rate with Butte, a plan which they are
reported To regard with disfayor.
There is evidently a difference of opin-
ion regarding the present wishes of
these gentlemen. IL will not be dill.
cult, however. to learn just where they
stand on the question. Their views will
probably be well known before the
movement i'm favor of annexation has
advanced very far.
In pushing this new movement. the
citizens of Walkerville have a good
many considerations To think Of
Other things being equal, IL may be
assumed that the common good of the
largest number of people would best be
served by the union of Butte and all lis
immediate suburbs in n commanding
city. To be sure. Walkeryille slopes
over the other side of the hill
in its typographical relation Ia
Butte, but il takes a powerful
Imagination 10 picture the social OF