The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1890-07-24
ODDS AND ENDS.

1t was begun in 1871, and Is 53f
feet Elgh.
a philosopher says labor con-
quers all things. even the man who
tries to do ut.
As the Hotel World says. the
alarm clock always has a housing
time.
Atlas held up the world. 1t is
not stated how much he got out Of
the job.
1t is suggested that if you give a
fiddle to a toul don't grumble about
the music afterwards.
A wcstener finds that man
reformation always dates from the
last time he was caught.
II has been found that only the
most courageous person dares to
say home is pleasant in summer.
1t Is observed by one paper that
the hydrophobia season always has
terrurs for lie man with the dog
gcd look.
| A Columbus paper says If you
are true friend of you neishhor.
dom ask him If it Is .'hot enougl,
for him."
Tho Atchison Globe suggests that
the trouble ia that The busy men are
SO cross and the lPafers are SO good
natured..
The Somerville Journal concludes
that the man WHO keeps still when
she hasn't anything to say is a pub
hc henefactOr.
The Marion Star concludes that
the fellow with ''n0 flies on him =
these DAYS is a genuine novelty and
is 10 be envied.
According to Life new color is
ceming into fashion. 1t is called
'saloon red" and is much used for
decorative purposes
A wcsterner says life is no long
or u dream to man after the irst
time his wife sends him to u drug
store for face powder.
The Tcrre Hnute Express thinks
We are all content to be called sim
ners so long as the parson does not
descend to particulars.
The man who will get up pat
ent to prevent any woolen shlrI
from shrinking. can join the mil
lionaires.
The Picayune tells US that the
man who has seen better days has
undoubtedly seen them when they
were not quite SO warm.
According TO the Philadelphia
Times the man that wOnid attempt
10 strike the American flag at pres
ent wouid seq more stars than ever.
"Speech was given man to con-
ceal his thoughts" What he needs
most, however. is some expedlent
for conceaiing lack of thoughts.
1t Is argued that every man
should have an aim iu life, but lie
shouldn't spend too much time
aiming. The quick shot gets the
clay pigeon when the trap is sprung.
A local census enumerator tells
of woman, who in reply to the
question where her two children
we're born. said: "One over To
mothers and the other in the spare
room"
TLe Sunday World tells us the
latest biblical research seems to es-
tablish the fact that Adam WAS cre-
ated just twenty four hours before
Eve And man has not had q tuil.
rounded ou:, peaceful day SINCE
An exchange gives this nice sum
in Arithmetic If the ice man leaves
35 pounds of ice for 20 cents worth.
when ice Is so cents per 100 pounds
what will home made ice cream
cost when he leaves 25 pounds for
10 cents worth when ice is 50 cents
per pound ?
Powderly claims that man who
uses his brain and jaw is working
man as well rs he who works with
his hands. The t.bacco chewing
tramp need not hereafter feel apash
ed in the presence Of the inJustri
Gus tollers
A paper before us argues that if
the ladies' had been appointed as
census enGmeraiOrs instead Of men.
there would not have been so much
complaint of the job being neglec;
ed. The dariings would have found
nu, about their neighb"rs ali that
the census contemplated. and Al
good deal more. too, and would
have doue it in Il jiffy. at that!
The Lawrence American draws
this picture: He arose in the dark