The Red Cloud chief., 1890-05-23

ltU,k Gtcc6- koMAn hold
AMI laid hih. Oi his back.
And now they've fired him frvln church
He's Stunned ~. brother and sister.
And al because he couldn't help but
Oh the Canton Lister.
Several Of you have been there aud
can S~ympa.hixo with him.
A look Of gloom o'erspread tho face
Of Monroe Sharp caused by the arrl-
vel OF the eighth consecutive girl.
Never mind partncr-rcmcmbcr the
old saying, "If at first you don't ~
coed, etc." The people arc requested
70 carefully lay this item away for
future reference rs tho nhanccs a.c
that 10 less than two weeks some re-
cent convert will be claiming that
Dennis said Mary Walker had twins.
Various people have various ideas.
4 few days ago u knot Of people were
discussing tho liquor question ut Ina.
vale. All went "mcrry M u marriage
bell" until ~ progressive citizen re-
marked that IN hin solution Of the
problem, no would make ,hc sale of
liquor absolutely free. no license, no
tax, nor my such "trimmins,' but the
6rst maj that got full no would send
u tho %pcnitcntiary for five years.
Heavens!
Tho Hon. James Vance once IN y
while makes u "bull's cyo" shot and
he hit tho mark squarcly when he
said - msn eau get full once In u
vhile and get over II, tut u id
Sool-NEvER.
Dennis IL shocked to learn that
our town board dsu't know . id
thisa BY ell" Such IL famc. We
would ike to insinuate to tho worthy
gentleman who made the remark that
though tho ignorance Of our town
board bo IN dense Nm tho shades OF
night on all other subjects, yet they
know how 70 get elected even At such
"spiritcd" elections IN W. lad last
fall" Sabei
The navajo Alliance is to DO con.
graduated. A whilo ago u rcprcscn-
tativc farmer Of ~'lNavalc, tine peer Of
any man In tho township (in cr out Of
tho Alliancc) applied for admission
and wal blackballed, tho sccttt beiag
that ono Of his ncighbcrs was q mem
Der aud an enemy Of many .vrsys
, atandisg. ~ tho ,SapW time a village
politician, maybe not exactly poll.
'tieisn either, but like Barkn' ~hc's
willin'", in no sonsc q farmer, appird
aud was admitted. Eyidenlly itlUrs
ars some largo sised scales on the
eyes Of that Alliance. Speaking Of
scales reminds us, but pcrhaps' We lad
JeSstor take = rpgoNd Nought ~ tho
luavalc Alliance aian'G dsru ,.t'pecp''
% that SCALE matter and Il IL y heal,
bigger MAN than Dennis. o. :
The annual mec+ipS Ill Che Walnut
town board for The purpose .pt. ay,pal;
king assessments. hearing complaints
thereto, etc, occurs At tks residence
Of our town clerk Monday. june. md,
at . o'clock u. N, Yc that have Kicks
70 make prepare to make 'cm there.
"Come early 10 avoid the rush"
Moreover tho board is apt to adjourn
p. d. u. afte' che treasurer arrives.
lnavale has ordered an Austin road
machine IN trial. Walnut did the
same q year ego aud is in sack .clo,h
and ashes nj consequence" 'i'''i
Dsonis arms with surprise and
sorrow tina, a prominent citizen OF
Inavsle claims that he (the said Ina.
valist) was furnished by "sonebody'
With u gallon jug Of whiskey the day
We tiled our road machine with which
to come over and lobby" II makc.
~ think Of the Travelling Du,chmuu
who was givcn his choice Of sleeping
on the tioor or up stairs with IN,
children aud who ~ the morning If
ter sizing up the children reacct,vcl,
stroked his shin And remarked. up,
shi@iny i,h do, So" When he hear,
about the Jug Dcanis repeats III,
DutchMan's remark.
In regard 10 those machine. ben
mis- 10 r'edibIy Informed that Bait,
township voted n mill levy ~ defrs,
expenses Of %cnyo'ning pa, meat for !
similar machine sold them last tall.
Mrs. Frank Thorntou has taken u,
exc i~ion o. McCook. Our geo,
broth" luind your eye, Chsfia 10
Chspi.l suggests that in,cass hi
keeps up that u awn t"wn boar
purchase a THOUSAND mile ticket 70
the lady, \ {. 4. suggestion aud ,
10 carefully laid away wrapped in ii,
foil to be- ready for use il needed,
DENNis.