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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-02

NJ. = WHEAT
July delivery. S5la IS SIS
Aug. delivery S6A s94 SSA
Sept delivery. sos S9A S91s
OoRS. No. =
July delivery. 1873 3i14 3ls
Aug. delivery Sl95 81 343s
OATS. No. =
July delivery 2a34 2s5s 2,5s
Aug. delivery. 25ls 2ofs 26S
Sept. delivery. 26l4 2ols 26ls
LESS PoRK-
July delivery. S12 40 Sl2 SO ST. 30
Aug. delivery. IL % II . l. %
Sept delivery. II 90 Il % II 80
ARD, Per lUO lbs
July delivery. IS 60 s. 40 Is 61le
Aug. delivery. 3 20 $50 N21a
Sept. delivery. 90 90 9l12
SHORT RtBs. Per100Ibs-
July delivery. s.. 81 911s 81 95
Aug delivery 5 OH 12le l2l5
Sept. delivery. 10 SIS 29I5
ST. LOUIS, July Flour firm; family s. 100
65, choics 81 SOFAS 90. Wheat-No CASH
$3.50; options-July delivery S59sc, August de-
livery S534c, September delivery S694c Did De-
cember delivery S934c. Corn-No. mixed cash
3214 G32ssc;. options-July delivery 1880 33lae,
August delivery 30 sc, September delivery
339sG3394c. Oats dull; No. cash 2S19c bid; OPP
| tions-August delivery 274@2iSsc, September
delivery 271sc. Whisky steady at 81 %. Pro-
visions closed quiet but firm: Pork at 81 ESQ
II 50. Lard. prime steam at S. 60. Dry salt
| meats-Boxed shoulders at 81 S004 s., longs
Il SIS Is, short clear IS 3005 37ts. Bacon-BoXed
shoulders S. SHE, longs 50 65D5 20, clear ribs
$40 009l0 %.
BALTIMORE July Flour market steady; ;
Howard street and Western superfine g. 0l9
2 so; extra 50 1903 75; family 81 150l IS;
city mills, Rio brands, extra 81 60614 80. Wheat
Southern active; new, warm and Inferior
| 73GgSOc; garlickyand tough S30DS5c fair, good
and prime, S6d91c; Futz, S199lc; LOngberry
| S!092c; western strong; No. winter red, on
spot. July and August delivery S9O94c.
Corn-Southern strong; white 43046c; yellow
| 43c; western firm.
NAVAL STORES.
LONDON, July 1.-Turpentine Bis Cd.
| LIVERPOOL, July l, noon.-Spirits turpentine
| els I'd.
New YORK, July 1. noon.-Spirits turpentine
quiet and easy at 4019O41c. Rosin firm at
| 81 4501 so.
SOD p. m-Rosin steady for common to good
strained. Spirits turpentine dull.
| CHARLESTON. July l.-Spirits turpentine quiet
| at 3S34c. Rosin firm; good strained at 81 40.
| WILMINGToS, July 1.-Spirits turpentine
steady at 3Sc. Rosin steady; strained 81 OILS;
| good strained 81 1915. Tar firm at 81 IS. Crude
turpentine firm; hard 81 25; yellow dip 81 35,
virgin 81 80.
| NEW YoaK, July 1.-Rice steady and in fair
| demand
| NEW YORK, July Petroleum market
| opened irregular, spot being firm at 49,; while
| August option was strong at 81. After first
sales prices fell off slightly, but reacted later
and closed steady.
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A. ~ ALI Tx q CO
NOTICE.-This Store will be
Closed on FRIDAY, July 4th.
A Cold Watch
Given Away
Free.

The person guessing the
exact number, or the nearest
to the exact number, of but
tons used in the unique dis
play in our Broughton Street
Window (the one nearest
Drayton street, will be pre-
sented with u Lady's hand
some AK. Gold Hunting
Case Watch Free. Guessers
will please write their name
and address, also the number
of their guess, on a slip of
paper, and either forward to
US or else bring it and drop
it in the guessers' receptacle,
placed in center aisle directly
opposite the main entrance.
The number of buttons used
for this novel decoration rep
resents exactly one-fourth of
our button stock.
The name of the lucky
guesser will be published in
the MORNING News Of SUN
DAY, July 18th.
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New York Fruit Market.

NEW YORK, July 1.-The receipts of water
melons aggregate twenty-eight carloads. The
market is active. and fancy readily sable at
S2S 0Ol31 co. but the bulk is only medium and
selling at $50 OO025 90. Ripe LeConte pears
wanted at fancy prices. Peaches, 81 5000 90.
G. S. PALMER.
NEW YORK, July 1.-Twenty-six cars of mel
ons were received to-day, and selling from
SIS 00030 o..
HEARD BRos & Co.
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PouLTRY-Market steady; demand fairly sup
piled.
EaGs-Market easy; stock ample and moder-
ate demand.
PEANUTS - Full stock; demand moderate;
prices steady
SUGAR-Georgia and Florida nominal; none in
market
HoNEY-Demand nominal.
SWEET PoTAToEs-Market nominal; no stock,
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In charge photographic Station

Steamer Alaska Bril- at New York from Liver
pool. reports, June 90, at $50 m lat 40 46. lon
20 -, passed Nantucket lightsbip under sail; re-
ported having been adrlft two days.
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NOTICE To MARINERS.

branch of the United States Photographic
Office has been established in the Custom House
at Savannah. Notice to mariners. pilot charts
and all nautical Information will he furnished
masters of vessels free Of charge Captains
are requested to cali at the office.
LIEUT. f II SHERMAN,
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CLEARED YESTERDAY.

Bark Fornjot [Norl, Moe, London Paterson,
Downing 6 Co.
Scnr Fannie KINNEY, Powell, Philadelphia
Jos Roberts & Co.
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COMMERCIAL.
SAVaNNAH Market
OFFICE or THE NoRNING NEWS,

-,---,~-Tbe market was very dull and en-
-, nominal for lack OF business There was
single transaction reported during the
- on Change at the midday CALL at
..clock D m, the market was bulletined as
.oD,inal and unchanged at the following ofnciai
- quotations of the Cotton Exchange;
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Other OFFERINGS.

cases Fancy Dress Beiges, Striped aud Fig.
ured. the regular 10c. quality down this week
to 315c.
5 cases Fancy Figured Lawns, sold by others
at &C., price this week Sc.
100 pieces Plain White India Linen Lawns,
positively worth 10c., down this week to SIC
70 pieces one yard wide fine quality, Victoria
Lawns down. from zoe. to 1215c.
500 yards Linen Lawns. in dark grounds only,
regular price 25c., price this week down to l2l5c
so pieces zoe quality Sateens in Newest Pat
terms reduced this week to 121Hc.
India Pongees, coolest weave for summer
wear, price to clear out, 1719c; down from 2215c.
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ARRIVED AT QUARANTINE YESTERDAY.
Bark Asia [Gerl Hamann, Santos, in ballast
Hoist q Co.
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Brig John Wesley, Baltimore.
Schr Lille + Schmidt, Baltimore.
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DEPARTED YESTERDAY
SAILED YESrERD!

Steamer Advance, Strobhar, Augusta and
way landings q Medlock, Agt.
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FREIGHTS.

LUMBER = Coastwise - The market is dull,
the offering tonnage is liberal and rates
are easy, but without quotable change. Rates
may be quoted within the range of S. rs
al 25 from this port TO Baltimore, Phila-
delphia New York and sound ports with 2561
SOC additional if loaded at near by Georgia
ports. Timber, 50cG1S1 90 higher than lumber
rates. To the West Indies and Windward,
nominal; to Rosario. $50 00021 90; to Buenos
Ayres or Montevideo, SlS 90; to Rio Janeiro.
S19 o.; to Spanish and Mediterranean ports,
S14 00014 50; to United Kingdom for orders,
nominal at for timber. IS los standard; lumber,
IS los. Steam-To New York, 81 90; TO Phila-
delphia, 81 90; to Boston, S. 90; to Baltimore,
So so.
NAVAL SToREs-Market nominal for spot
vessels, but there is a good demand
for July and August loading. Foreign-Cork.
etc, for orders, spot vessels, rosin, IS Sd
and As I'd; to arrive. IS Cd and As Cd; spirits.
Adriatc, rosiP, IS 4:sd; Genoa. IS 3 Sd;
pounds Coastwise-Steam-To Boston, Toe per
100 TBS on rosin, soc on spirits; to New York.
rosin, nc per 100 fbs spirits. soc; to Phladel-
phia, rosln, 719c per 100 lbs; spirits, soc; to
Baltimore, rosn, 30c; spirits, roc. Coastwise,
quiet.
CoTroN-By Steam-The market is dull but
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SHIPPING INTELLIG ENCE.

IMMATURE ALMANAC-THIS DAY.
Dun CEAos- .of
HIGH WATER AT SAVANNAH. b.. .6:5G A NJ 1888 P NJ
NNr-r,A. I,,lrr
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Steamship Bellmo [Brl, --, Demerara,
in ballast, for orders-Master.
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Battery Park Hotel,
ASIEVILLH, N g.
open throughout the year. Elevation 1900
~ feet; average summer temperature 74o
magnificent mountain scenery. Hydraulic
elevator; electric lights and bells; music hall
tennis court, ladies' billiard parlor and bowl
ing alley. Beautiful drives and first class
livery No mosquitoes. For descriptive printed
matter apply TO
j. b. STEELE, Manager
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ARRIVED YESTERDAY.
ARRIVED AT TYBEE YESTERDAY.

Steamship Nacoochee. Smith, New York-C G
Anderson.
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SWANNANOA HOTEL

AStENlLLE, n. c.
LNNE mountain views; electric cars pass the
Il Hotel every ten minutes
TERMS-S12 50, SIS and 81 so per week. AL
ttude :, 1889 feet above sea level. Average sum
mer temperature 70o RAWLS BROS, Props.
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- -fsbe market was very firm at quota
- There was some little inquiry, with a
Vlotl r sssortment as well as a small stock offer
Hu ~. The total sales for the day were 337 bar
us at the following quotations. Small job lots
are held at 1s014c higher
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NAVAT NTOKEs-II no III1II nC0 TOT 9F'II ~ 01It-
,,snfi1a was quiet but firm at quotations. There
S,a'-,rad nrices There were sales of regulars
rasds late the previous evening at 3914c for
ra,,1lars, At the Board of Trade on the
opening call the market was reported dull at
re for regulars At the second call it closed
All at 39l6c for regulars. Rosin-The market
was quite firm, with slight scarcity of Offering
stock There was a good demand, but with a
Tghf business doing. AT the Board OF Trade on
t5s first call the market was reported firm at the
ALLOWING quotations: A, B, G, D and 81 25, f
81 S0 G 81 87I6, H 81 80, 81 80, X 81 Is, NJ
% %. \ s. IS, window glass So 80, water white
e. 30 At the last call closed unchanged
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-05-10
One AInn,s NIrr ing uon-.

rise between and 8 a. El. usually, and nt once spread the hetlrlothes 1ver the foot of the bed to let ffe. h air swCe;er lhe sheets and destroy all eft.tvi;. then throw or my night dress, Su Io the washing bowl, wash my hanGs with sCap, and then sw.ll my face. ears and neck with water only. I rarely use sOap to my face. Since leaving it off find that my face is less covered with scurf. then dip my hands in the water and rub ny urms, chest. body and limbs with the wet hands. While still wet I dry my tace, ears and neck, and then give my hody vigorous rubbing with the towel, ard so get into glow.
 My head gets washed only every three weeks, as find too much soap causes scurf in the head, bleacbes the Lair, and makes it brittle. I use metal comb anC brush, md use them just enough to make -he hair assume Q civilized form. as tuo much brushing pulls out the hair and xeakens the scalp. Occasionally go in :or little mild exercise before dressing, tuch as throwing my arms about, or stepping in various ways to exercise the muscles. When dressed, ] go out for half an hours walk before breakfast, no matter how cold, wet or foggv. come in warm, hungry and bright. I tale no food nor drink before going Out.-T. R Allison in London Times and Echo.
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SrttIiHg Up Rlpid!Y.

w. 5. Femirg, p 'n>Per"uS f'rme' and rtncher near Crittenden, was in tnor the first of the week and pad tn. Herald the compliment of a visit. Mir. Elem ing has just proved up on a guar CT sec lion, adjoining the town of CT tend- , nron wh ch h. las lived | number oi years and which he has in an ,xC llrnr state ot cultivation A great many "i h's friends, he says, are proving up "I. ;hei, land an 'ncte.,sirg her f, r!IJlr r Agrl, ultural and horlcu tural pur- sui s.
 H. says gre lt many new p op'e alc :, ming in and the ru>h for desirable f, ming land has taken the rature of . b rom m that direction and every ava = pie qnlrter |, being stttled upon.
 The fruit prospec's in that valley are sxcrllent and il Is thought that enough vlI be rarsed 10 jus,ny exrtnsive shIs- nenis. A number of new orchards wi!l come into bearing thi, year and the frujj pfom ,es to be fine in quality as well A m quantity. The superior excellence O. Sonoita valley apples and peache> Is well known in the home markets. Nogales Hc,ali.
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ssIsn't it drcadfnlv' she asked.
Paris, Matrimonial ..Ce cies.

The police divide the matrimonial agen 'ies into three classes. The first category ms for ordinary clients the nohlemuE without fortune and the high government iunctionary who has been retired on pension. The feminine element iS r. ncr- ally recruited among the foreign colony, orphans with -doyry and rich widows who bore theG:sel' IS tG Geat!, iu Ihe roy .nces. The second class agents Lrgut:;JtC with lower grade functiOalaries retired officers and middle class folk. Uh" arv ''pOor but honest" Iu the thiru class iS comprised all the agencies that accept nt matter who, provided they can eX!oTt | good commission for tl.eir services. This classification is GoubtlesS Hn ari itr6rr 1ne, but it is coEimOdious fJr police re luirements. In tne Lest of these GCcr ties. little if any advance paymcu' is required, but inc Gp"l cant signs Sl agreement to give CT more Fer cent. rl the dowry within certain length ut time. hardly need add that Iac W .iicst agents manage 10 ''touch" q coramiSaiuH from both parties.-Irancis Leland iE The E~---
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He Gnf flnc .Inh.

When Amps Cummings arrived in New Yor..;, after the WIT, hc had a most excellent opportunity to be q tramp. All he possessed ,c3i,lo q job lot of ragged clahcs on h:s back Uas twenty ccl15 vor,l of pUssagc stamps b1diy glued together. He wore pair of b2escrcl cavalry boots anl about three Glar,c-s of . pair of trousers The place wIe.c tie Ini-s.nE parts of t,lo latter should h>.yo been WIS coAcealel b. Q suIburned cv..iy- o-erco2t. II t.lis ,arb he climbed up to Lorace Grcelcy's editorial den and asked 1.r Greeley for a jo1. IIe dIi not ask to be cDJoiuteI to eitAe:' t.e position of managing e.. tor ur fo1e.laA IIe w&s wiling to do any t.l.n.;
 10 place for yo,l," squeezed Nr. Greeley, vitlod5 tarni:.; from h.s t,csi to look at the Gy,iicaat, 'don't yoI sec lin busy? G'wayl St;s! Dun.t!'
 ''GIt l tell you must h2vo Q job" Mr. Greeley turned around his revolving chair. Cld Glar.Ig at Cu:lmiDSs, said: "Musti Tor w.!at reason, yClnG Elan, to you say ll;,s..'
 "I'or t!-:s reason" replied Amos, turning his U,,c.s oI i-r. Greeley, lifting the drapcgy Of Lis o.d blue overco@t and exhibiting tae vacant places where the wild winds had w4.t!cd througl Is t:'o@scrs . He got tho jGa.-.I-A,=st,s,1- J~I,ox
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He rp1 T Irirnins. II.ar.

A few years go tAe Episcopal diocese of I-s,1tt:::c,:J c:.,Dcac2d to be Gorl u2 vich dis scaa.o:;3 about E..;;l end low church. The b:s.!oo tier l;i;,ce-y allowed E.s s.IaD2thics to l,e d:l.rl ciio to one p2r;r cs against tie o..eg, a thereafter becoming t.sicartencd G-d d stouragcl, resigned. Tue present bishop, hen calleI to tue diocese, vas de tcr.Ined to ignore these dissensions, and if possible 10 harnoIi2e his people. For some tiiIe no CIle was able u discover whether his syII2atl;es were with one or the other party uI,.l, cl occasion presenting itself in q social ci.'cic, q l;dy with the curiosity of her se=) sail: Bishop, what are yolr views' We can't fi11 out. Are you hiGh church or low cha:cL" Instantly tho bishop rcplied: "-,L2,I.El, aA high, low, Jack old the C2:;;c." T.:e:c are 70 G:sScasious now.-Pitts- blrs Pest.
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Grief of an Actress.

Speaking of actresses, the public only gets faint and occasional ideas of the per. sonal griefs whicE are often masked by the mimic jollity of the stage. An actress at city theatre was engaged the other night in the performance of a soubrette role. The part called for unceasing gayety of manner and frequent laughter. The job was half done for the night, and the recess between acts was nearly over, when a telegram was handed to her. She opened it, and read the simple words ''He is dead" Her agitation was in- tense, but it was no time for private sor- row. The prompter's bell lapg, the cur tain went up, and the comedienne skipped into view of the audience as merry Of as pect as before. The message had dropped from her nerveless hand at the wings, and fellow actor had picked it up. Wher the girl came off the scene he restored il 70 her.
 ''Isn't it drcadfulg' she asked.
 ''Lamentable, indeed" tine man re piled, mpathetically. ''Who is It?''
 My pet pug dog, Adele" And during the rest of the play the poor Gctres. masked her grief, anl had not even the sympathy of that actUr to sustain Ter nntil the final fall of the curtaln.-NeH York Sum-
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-05-10

If what the patt ntee claims for the Ma ne new pro 'ess for the reduction ui
 ,el ous and refractory ores, proves tu be W, l. f ided, it wi revouli .nize the present systems ot mulrng and grvr em- ployment 10 thous. .nds more men in mining. Tne patent claImI and ha~ a mall running at SouIheast0n, Pa to p'ove h's ciain that he Can pr fl ,bly wnk S2 and S4 cres. The process i,: D ,integrAtlon. ?. Co rdensation of volatile minerals. }. Grading. 4. s. uaration or Concen ratloH by winch he var'ous minerals that were ch- mic lily combined are separated. There i, no kind of ore and no matter how ref4Ctory the more refractory the better hal hi mill cannot treat successfully and al the rate of from ten to ifeen tons per hour. The process is simple and could be unders ood by child Iii the pur. pose of the pun oh ,sers for Colorado tu erect 4 10 ton planr in Ouray and invite public inspection of it's works. There IS nothng tp be hid and 'he inventor vi | explain all the workings of the new pro- ce-s and treat any kind of ore from low 70 h gh grade, gu 'ranteeing to save 95 Der cent. of the mineral .-Si yer ry Enterprise.
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What ELct icitv Will Do.

Prof. R. II. hurs nn, in recent art ici' Yes graphic d :-crI.ilon If what q ctrICIt, will d in the near future. H - , ,tys 1T will break up he present factor, >Ns em and erallc the home wuIk ker .nCe more tu compete on llvng terms VI h 1T at ag2r' g tI 'n> ot cnaltal In ur- ,rrul ul us hanus C eat >team engine ; Al und ubred y "tc 'lmc gent rally the sour, e> ot p 'wer in lrg cIr s and wll
 >c d out thc lr,trl VT nv r. C m [ pi tHv '"wr, helJn the sewing wo n n h r ".at n ne, h' we We al hIS pattern
 ,un. Il t m ChAnIc At his m, inc h :, givu Z ,vtry ous7 Ih' m ChAnical a,ds n. ed m the k.tch B, the laun Y, rh
 -lev.tor, aud at the same lime g irg light, and ro| ib y hea', m lib r,l ql nt
 ' and intensity Mining Industy.
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STORIES ABOUT MEN.
Inc Brilliant ldea That struck SenaiuI
 Palmer.


 Palmer.
 When Senator Palmer raCeitly took sco:e of prominent men to the Michigan clul :,union at Detroit, there were a few incl ,,c.i:s of the trip that the senator has thus G,;r f.crt q.1i,t Among the diversions offered 10 lis guests tlG senator suggested trip ta Is io.g house, few miles fron tie city 4 party WIS iI"tle u.,. and the keeper of tie ri:IT:l ret.c:t was toll to get u.j dinner for Ii. ceeI pelsOas But iI sor.ic Ti.y the word got roiild that s;pnltCr T';llICr was coing to give il grand $, read" at his log house, and when he and lis guests starteI for their l.Ivc tbroas.I the woods they were sI:'lr.5 Il lo li..d o.Icr aGoa loads going in the sI.ae 'l.r,ctiol.
 ''I t.li.!;,r ;2id tc sc:r:tor, "that it woul ba .lc u r3i /, that d..iIcr or1cr to twenty G-c"
 s,cccr-ling v he stepped into q store that raI tcl2Hy)ae and raiSeil his oc.l..r 70 twenty-five. When the log house WAS reached, t.g senator was appalled, ..i fiJd about go hJu"ry and thirsty inuivi luals awaiting. lii dinner. They were not nter- lopcrs, but 1T en of distinction in Michigan attending tle club reunion, and the senator's natural hospitality inclined him to treat then well.
 ''Du5 what shall do1' appealed ths dis traced steward. "D.lner for twenty-five ald here G:o gJ1!''
 Can't you lill Jersey cowY'
 "I.cre i5n | time"
 Bu5 here :. brilliant idca struck the senator. 'i.-h:-, Fl tel yoI what to do," Ec said. ''K,c'I cal i, .Iach, not dinner. Dinner for tUcaty-iye JuGAt to nahc lunch for 200 :" .t..,l tlcreUpol the "lunch" was spread. TAs5 it was Il aIcccss is indicated by tLe re- nl:, ,; pf one { his Washington guests. "i?;lner," .2;l he, ''Ss dinner this is a tri.o li ,h5; hut as lunch it's tue finest thing 1 ever sa.v ill my life. e."--New York Tribune
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-05-10
What He Showed.

The Sulter City Farmer tells of a young man whose buggy got mircd anl whose horse lay down in the water while he was taking his best girl for a ride. Carefully removing lis sunday pantal"ons the youth wtdrd in, got his horse out and then donncd his garmen: and drove on.
 To say the least, this was much bet ter than diving on without donning his garment.
 As the young man had his best girl out, he had Il right to shn~ her what kind 0! a man he, was, and he cumld scarcely hope for a heIter opportunity. Br taking off his garment he showed his sense a1 we'll as his shape, and he shove an earnest that if she got him for ;l better half he would be careful of his clothes.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-05-10
YK A,RLINs MIGHT-I DINA KEN.

Lawyer Bulc;ozer-Do on know anything about George Thorpe? Stupid Witness-Yes sir. Llwyer B. An, you do! Do you know my good about iIim! Witness-No, sir ''OI. you don't! Well, then, do you know anything bad about himF" Witness-No, sir. Then, for mercy's sake, what do you know about hm?" "I Enow he died twenty y>ars before 1 ( yer heard of him.n
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-05-10
:, rn:I.cr I.ranI, Admission.

At T rec 'ut a herring of Units rians, one sNcG,lCr rcc.tel an Guec;.o5e which admits of la...,o a;.l vavic,l application. It was the sory Of a minister who, reaching on ex- change, s! !id ao-Ie strong things about fast lo.ics lie WIS toll after the sermon that he had toacic.l one of their best members at a tender po.nt. well" said the preacher, "I cannot c,l.u-o my ralOl for him" Il the evening t.e mn w,is introduced 10 the in istc:, who s2id: "I understand tllct what sa.d to2c&eJ ono of your weaknesses. I as sure you that Twas altogether unconscious O. tue ve;ii;,css when I s2id i5." 'Oh, do iiov tro- !&c yours,lf," said t2e nan "I5 is a vel. poor a-r..lon that does rot Il: Ine some wht. g. ."-New Yor.i I-3ce-Lgelcer.