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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06

Certainly King George of Greece. notwithstand'
ing the circumscribed sphere in which he reisns'
is far from the least among European sovereigns.
tbonks 70 his efficient personal qualities Modest
though it may be- yet among the Eansy OF 81
occ"unt Of his alliances and the bearing he has
known how give TO the Greeks: whose i,v; TN
nortance grows steadily day by day; Notwi ,di,
Standing The difficulties of many kinds which
the voting kingdom has encountered. ana WHOM
IL stIll must traverse before its internal orsants
ton attans To the height Of modern sanri,is.
Notwithstanding the disorders ana dlfncullles o.
which the East is the theatre. the country NAY
Viii good reason he satisfied with tne es yi
h;aved ot tho close of the first period OF Ming
Georges reign. Europe sees Greece aggrandized
any nH ' What has been accomplished up TO She
,resent is Of good augury for the future. WIN
Extended commerce, an increasing natlonai n.
dNstrv' much waste land reclaimed canal cus
tbronSsi the Isthmus Of Corinth which opens
new modes OF internal communication, WIN ra a;i
ways roads and teegraphs intcIseS,ns anss '
now one Of the first among the secondary Powers
Of Europe. -. .,,;s l. In .h;sf mart due ID
IFS Danish prince, King George
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-05-23

Reduced Weight by starvation IL Never
Permanent An results.
$50 many fat women write and ask
me what v ould do IL were fat In
the first place I wouldn't be fat would
reduce, not by starvation. for ! never
knew 6 woman who starved of fifteen
pounds that she didn't take on thirty,
out By dieting. There 10 no royal road
70 reduction Dry hot baths. not Russia
baths, and vigorous massage rubbing,
50 vigorous that your flesh shall fairly %
squeezed dry, proper exercise and tie
use OF plain, wholesome, nourishing food
and no water. Il Is the water that you
want to get rid Of. After the bath oil
and salt should be rubbed into the skin.
A thin person takes exactly the opposite
treatment The Russian bath first, the
rubbing with nourishing oil, like cocoa
aut oil. especially on the lungs Some
women suffer from mai-assimilation OF
food, and some from laziness. You must
study into your condition, into the chem
Teal properties of different foods and their
effect upon the your bodies.
Scientific hYgienic exercise must do
the rest Not simply walking / don't
think much OF walking Jas an exercise,
but exercise that develops abdominal
strength, for that is where women arc
weakest So many forlorn women come
to me with their hands on their promi-
nent abdomen, and say What would
you DO with thatr and my answer al
ways Is would take of my corsets,
loosen my dress at the waist line, raise
my chest, and put that whore 1t bo-
longs. Mfrs. Jenness Miller.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-05-23

Ear over Geld. beyond the gradual rise
OF the green meadow. bosomed deep In
boughs.
The little church Hes folded IN browse
OF sound and scent beneath the pale June
skies.
Only ffs alender steeple greets my eyes,
Lifted towards heaven like the hearts whose
vows
Finds voice beneath e; the thick grove al
lows
no further vision save u vague surInise
And beneath the naples by the brook.
fsintening 10 hear the cuckoo's falling note
Or the wood-r0bin futing In the dell
Forget the scene. forget my open book.
And bark no longer the soff-tuned throat.
Hearing the distant music Of bell
--fCharles Henry Ludera.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-05-23
Jack the Ripper.

The excitement caused by this Inhuman
monster is scarcely equalcd by that pro-
duced by the great discovery of DIR.
miles-the R0storatire heroine. II speed
lily cures nervous prostFatlon, change of
life, pain, dizziness and confusion In head.
fits. sleepleasness, the blues. neuralgia.
palpitatlon, monthly pains. etc. Mr..
John s. Wolf, druggist, Of HIllsdale,
Mich; Talbot and Moss. OF Greensburg,
Ind., and A. w. Blackburn, OF Wooster.
o.. say that THE Nervine sells better
than anything We ever sold, and gives
universal satisfaction" DR.. Miles now
Illustrated treatise on the Nerves and
Heart and trial bottle free at the City
drug store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-05-23

The royal mail steamer on her Lass
passage to Liverpool ran into an electric
storm. the masts, yards, and rigging be-
Ing brilliantly Illuminated with balls Of
fire. The first officer says Il was grand
sight. many Of the passengers coming ON
dock to ses IL. About midnight a mis-
sile. thought to be o meteoric stone,
struck the foremost head, throwing
forth shower of sparks
A finc head Of virgin-gold colored hair
will bring from 5000 to $500, according
70 It's length and luxuriance, and to those
who have IL and are anxious TO convert
it into hard cash. It may DO pleasing to
hear that there arc orders In advance
for all that can be produced Of this de-
scription for the next Ave years
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24
Opening and Closing of the Mails.

Opening and closing OF Cne ais.
Northern mails close at 7:30 and 1880 a. m,
and 12:45 and $40 p. m. Open at $3.50 g. e.,
1900 M. and $50 p. m.
Southern mails, via Richmond, Va, close at
10: 80 a. M, 4:30 and 900 p. m. Open at $50
md 11:30 a. n.
Southwestern mails, via Charlottesville, Va,
close at 800 and 11:25 q. m. and 800 P. N.
Open at $50 and 2:3O p. m. and 7:30 p. m.
Manassas Division mails close at 80 p. n
and $40 pm. Open at 1880 q. m and 7:30 pm
Alexandria and Rodnd Hill, Va, mails close at
6:25 a. m. and 4:1O p. e. Open st 900 a. n snd
800 P. m.
Closed mails to Falls Church, Vienna, Fairfax
Oh. Herndon, Leesburg, Purcellville and Ronnd
Hill, Va, close at 4:10 p. M. and open ct 300 am.
Western mails close at 1O:3O a. M, 12:45 snd
600 o. m. Open at $50 and 1000 q. M, and
Washington,D DC, mails close at 1870 and 1880
a. m. md 12:45, 4:4O and $40 p. m. Open
at S.3, rd10:00 a. H., 1900 M, and 3:O0 and
Office Hours-Open at $50 a. m. Close at ESQ
o. m. Open at 6:SO p. m. Close at 7 P. m.
Sunday Hours-Open at 500 8. m. Close ct
$50 a. M.
CARRIERS Observation-Disclosures made on 8.
trip routos-6:so aad 1000 a. m7 1920
1000 8. m. and 5:45 P. N.
Deliveries mado at 500 g. NJ, IL N. and 6:OG
sunday-Csrriers window open at 900 and
co c at $50 a. N.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24

WARRENTON-Trains Nos. 5s, so, ga and
and so connect daily to and from Warrenton.
FRANKLIN DIVlSION-Daily, excepJSunday.
Leave Becky Mt. 6:30 a. NJ, arrive Franklin
Junction 925 q. m; leave Franklin Junction
1920 p. NJ, arrive Rocky Mt. 10:20 p. IN.
GOkDONSVILLE-Trsins leave Orange for
Gordonsyille 2:25 a. m. and $50 p. N. daily,
and 500 a. M. daily except Sunday. Returning,
leave 0ordonsville for Orange 1000 a. H., Gas
p. IN. daily, and 700 q. N. daily except Sunday.
WASHINGTON AND OHIO DIVISION.
ALL TRAINS DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Leave Alexandria from depot ct 900 a. NJ.
and 4:45 p. m; arrivo st Round Hill 11:30 3. m.
aud 7:2O p. III.
Returning, trains leave Round Hill sos a. M,
and 1:30 p. M, arriving at Alexandria at 1928
a. m. and $3.50 .. o..
The 500 g.. N. train from Alexandria connects
at Round Hill with stage for Blue Ridge, Berry.
vile and Winchester, and at LeesbuTg with stages
for Aldie and Middleburg.
The 500 q. m. train and 4:45 P. r.. trajn from
Alexandria connect at Vienna with stages for
Fairfax Court House.
SLEEPING CAR SERVICE.
On trains Nos. so and 81 Pullman Buffet Sleep
ss between New York and Atlanta, and At.
lanta and New Orleans.
On trains Nos. 80 and 53 Pullman Buffet Yes
tibule Sleepers between Washington and Now
Orleans, and Washington aad Birmingham, via
Salisbury.
ON trains Nos. so and 81 Pullman vestibule
Sleepers between Washington and Cincinnati and
Louisville.
On trains Nos. sd and SO Pullman Buffet
Sleepers between Washington and Memphis.
On train5 Nos. SO and 50 Pullman Buffet
Shoppers between Washington and New Orleans
via Lynchburg and Bristol.
Through tickets on sale at the principal stations
to all points. For rates or information apply to
any agent of the Company, or to
c. III. BORUM, D.. P, a., Lynchburg, Va.
JAMES L.. TAYLOR, G. "A, Washington, DC
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24

BRICKs OF PETROLEUM The French pro-
lessor of chemistry, De Mll!efaurs, recently
exhibited before a meeting OF Persian sclen.
lists several bricks Of petroleum, which he
had discovered how to solidiiy BE- an orisir-
al ssprocess. The petroleum bricks were
hard enough TO be handled without incon-
venience, yet soft enough to be cut with g
stout knife. They burned slowly when
touched with a lighted match. Millefeurs
says they are non explosive and ine1pen'
sive.-ET.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24


Tho NIpYhndIIh Ib7otfo
H GAZETTE enjoys unsurpassed facilities for
procuring ALL THE NEWS, and that, too, often
twelve hours earlier than the morning papers, its
Geographic columns being kept open till late each
readers and no pains are spared to make it st
xou
""'''o III every i0A'ufe'
It's commercial columns are edited with care
ana precision, so that the merchant and the farm.
As an advertising medium it has few, il any,
suporiors in all this section Of country having u. -
extensive circulation, not only throughout Vir.
pinia bnt in nos,Iv oil tho s,otos o,d ro~-;.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24

Many persons are in the habit of sleeping
for half an hour after dinner. This Is q nsd
practice. Ten minutes before dinner 10
worth more than an bor sitter. II rests
and refreshes and prepares the system icr
vigorous digestion. II aleep is 'aeen aisef
dinner it should be in q sitting posture. as
the horizontal position ia unfaVctaole 10
healtbful digestion. Let those who pesd
sleep and rect during the day take it before
dinner instead of af;er, and they will soon
find that they feel better, and that their OF
gestion will be improved thereby.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24
DIRECTORY
Or TIKI
Principal Business HoQse Of the Cij}

Agricultural.
Herbert Bryant, No. lit King a.rest.
Banks
First National Bank, COZ. Primes and Loo ss.
Otisans' National Bank: n. ~. csr. Prince am
Aes streets.
Books, Stationary and priaIns.
q. r. French, 95 Eins street.
6. f. Dyson, sos King utreet.
Boots and Shoes.
3. Kaufman, cor. King and Royal streoto.
China, Glassware, 60.
E.J. Miller, Son & Co., So King street.
Confectioners.
D. Harry Appich, 525 King street.
Dry Goods and Notions.
d. Bendheim, 316 King street.
Pretzfelder & Co., $50 King street.
A.B. Slsymaker, 105 King street.
]. E. Tackett, 100 King street.
Drugs and Chemicals.
Ernest L. Allen, corner King and Pitt stree
W. F. Creighton & Co., N. W. cor. King an
Eoyal streets.
Broadus & Smith, COZ. King and Fairfax streets
I'D. b. Lunt, n. Q. cor. King and Washingto
streets.
ton streets.
Warfeld B Hall, cor. Prince and Fairfax stfoot
Grocsrs and Liquor Dealers.
30. Milburn, II n. Royal street.
Charles King & Son, 81 Cameron street.
w. A. johnson, q. Q. cor. Royal snd Canoro,
gtreets.
g. McBurney s. Son, g. W.. cor. King and Wast
lngton streets.
q. VIM. Ramsay, cor King and st. Assph stree .
Hardware and Cutlery.
IT. Creighton & Son, SO King street.
3. F. Peake, cor. King and Pitt streets.
Jewellers.
h. Wildt, 10 n. Royal street and 31s King st.
Lumber, &c.
J. Rector Smoot s Perry, No. 25 corner Cam.
eron and Union SITS.
Iosiah 81. D.. smoot, 81 north Upion st.
Nachinists.
R.S. Moore, 66 Union street.
Wood and Coal.
T. W. Rose & Co.. north Fairfax street.
Hewes q Aitcheson, cor. Duke and Fairfax sts.
W. A. Smoot & Co, foot of Princess st.
]. B. Zimmerman, foot OF Queen st.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24

Iamc5 L.. SdGOu, p. u. ueC-o WV
VIRGINIA: In the Clerks office of the Corpo-
Y ration Court of the city of Alexandria on the
21st day of December, 1889.
Maria Collins VS.. the children or defendants of
Dennis Payne and David Payne, deceased, and
as such heirs-at-law of John Payne, deceased,
whose names are unknown. In chancery.
Memo. The object of this suit is to obtain 6 de-.
cree declaring 6 certain deed bearing date on the
18th day of May, 1857, executed by William II.
Muir and Ann Elizabeth, his wife, to John Payne,
deceased, to be a conveyance in trust for the use
and benefit of the complainant, and appointing 8
commissioner with direction to convey to the
complainant the following lot of ground therein
described as being situated in the city of Ale1au-
dris, on the north side of a 15-feet alley, 100 feet
from the west side of Columbus street and 100
feet from the south side of Queen street and
thence running westwardly with said alley is
feet thence ~northwardly parallel to Columbus
street so feet thence eastwardly parallel to
Queen street is feet, and thence southwardly to
the beginning.
The defendants, the children or descendants Of
Dennis Payne and David Payne, deceased, and as
such heirs-at-lsw Of John Payne, deceased, whose
names are unknown, not having entered their ap-
pearance and given security according to
the act OF Assembly and the rules of this
Court, and it appearing by affidavit that they
are unknown it is ordered that the said defend
ants appear here within fifteen days after the
publication of this order, and do what is ne
cessary to protect their interests in this suit,
md that a copy of this order be forthwith insert
ed in the ALEXANDRIA GAZETTE, q newspaper
published in the city of Alexandria, once a week
Tor four successive weeks, and posted at the front
door of the Court House of this city. A copy, teste:
JOHN S. BEACH, Clerk.
James r. Cation, D. q. dec23 w4w
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24
THE GAZETTE.
FRIDAY EVENING, JANUARY "a.

she WAS Too QUICK cd Mr.. Widower
had been sitting silently alone with Miss
Autumn for about fifteen minutes. Finally
be said
"Miss Autumn, you are pretty"
"Ob, Mr.. Widower"
"You are pref"
SHOW can you, Mr.. Whoever? ?"
II started to say you are pretty"
"Oh, you horrld man, stop!"
Condemn it all, woman" shouted Dir.
Widcwer, rising and breaking for the door,
81 wanted to cay that you were pretty near
as old as 1 am. Now, demue, Ithink you're
twice as old."-San Francisco Examiner.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24
z 2TABLER & CO.,
fguccoeecrs TO 3. 81. stablerj

Ia
tsuccceacrs to B. b. stablerj
DRUGGISTS AND CHEMISTS
y. W. Corner Xing and Washington Street
Dealers in Patert Medicines, Drugs, Cigars and
Cigarettes, Fine Tooth Brushes, Nail Brusbes,
German and Domestic Cologne, Hair Brushes.
5pcnges, Flesh Straps, &c. Especial care given to
PRESCRIPTIONS. ian2G-tf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24

YoHN Q Z. LUET,
lsaccessor 80 Liant & Davidson
DEALER IN DRUGS, CHEMICALS. PATENT
MEDICINES AND FANCY ARTICLES.
n. E. corner King and Warrington %strecta,
ALEXANDRIA, VA.
Physicians Prcac1 ,pUions q speciality. jan1C
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24
Morgan's Vegetable HairTonic

For sale By ]. D. q. LUNT, Alexandria, Va, will
do it.. Price 81 per bottle. All we ask is a trial.
feb26
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24
NYARFIELD & HALL,
8,

Prescriptions g specially. English, French
German and Domestic Toilet Soaps Genuine
Farina Cologne; Magnolia, Hedyosmia, Geranium
and Florida Water; Genuine Lubin's Extracts;
sponges, Hair Brushes and Combs; best English
Tooth Brushes; a full assortment Of Patent Media
cines, Coxe's Gelatine, Corn Starch Sea Moss Fas
rine; Spices Of all kinds, and a select stock OF all
articles sold By druggists at prices as low as tho
same quality can be obtained elsewhere. dec
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-01-24
JOB PRINTING OFFICE

Is PREPARED TO DO AT THE SHORTEST
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-01-09
Importance of Cleauliness.

Very many people do not keep the
skin active and healthy as they ought:
the fear of catching cold leads them to
neglect to maintain perfect cleanliness
of the body, and. as the functions of the
skin are impaired, the work of throwing
out waste material, which rightfully be.
longs to it, falls upon the internal Or
gans, which will bear the imposition for
q time, and will labor to do the work
forced upon them, but will sooner or
later become weakened by the strain.
Then the waste Of the system accumu.
lates within the body and assists in de-
pressing the vital forces. Thus by neg.
lect to keep the skin in healthy state
many = person becomes dull and slug
gish and disinclined to mental or bodily
effort; all the organs concerned in life
share in the disturbance, and become
sndolent and torpid. The need to main.
tain perfect cleanliness of the body is,
II possible, greater in winter than in
summer = fact which but few appreci-
ste; and TO the neglect of this essential
nay Be attributed much Of the sickness
Prevailing IN cold weather, which really
,ught 70 BE- the healthiest pertion Of the
mar. = N. Y. rAAsAr s :.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-01-09
AGRICULTURAL NOTES.

You can now plan, if not pillow, for the
next years crop.
WITH something definite ahead, the
average boy will remain on the farm
when most needed.
EDUCATE the whole man-the head,
the heart, the body; the head to think,
the heart to feel, thesbody to act.
If you noticed a break in any of the
machinery when you put it away, now is
ready to use.
THIS IS good time to clean up the
woodwork of the tools and give them a
coat of paint, if needed. If you can not
do this without going in debt, give them
q coat of oil-even kerosene will be bot
ter than none.
The rich black liquid that flows off tho
barn-yard contains the wealth of the
farm. Use absorbent material and save
it. The loss of liquid manure is great,
and if saved would not only add fertiliz-
ing matter to the farm but increase the
value of the solids.
PRESIDENT CHAMBERLAIN, of Iowa, in
the Ohio Farmer, says: 'Change brings
expense and loss in all things, especially
in farming, and should never be- made
without clear proof Of net advantage
to be gained. It will cost a thrifty
farmer far more than 81, 900 to move to
another State and get started as we'll
again, and another 81, 900 to learn new
methods for soil and climate. Will it
pay to change? Take the two States of
Ohio and 1owa-grand States. My ad-
vice to nearly all the farmers in both
States would be to stay right where they
are and do the best they can there"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-01-09
A LEE-PRESERVER,

thrown to you ladies in the sea of troubles
that threatens to engulf you in its danger
fraught waves, SO to speak, and one that
will float you over its threatening crests
with perfect safety, is found in DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. You make a dan
gerous mistake if you do not seize and make
use Of it if you are afflicted with any of
those distressing ailments peculiar to your
sex, styled "female complaints" for it is a
guaranteed remedy for all such ills In
fact, it is the only medicine sold by drug
gists, for such ailments, under q positive
guarantee from the manufacturers, of sat-
isfaction in every case, or money refunded.
Read guarantee on bottle-wrapper, which
hos been faithfully carried out for many
years.
As powerful, invigorating tonic, it i'm
parts strength to the whole system, and
to the womb and its appendages in par
ticular. For overworked, "worn-out, !"
rundown" debilitated teachers, milliners,
dressmakers, seamstresses, "shop girls y
housekeepers, nursing mothers, and feeble
women generally, DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scripton is the greatest earthly boon, being
uneoualed as an appetizing cordial and re-
stOrative tonic.
As q soothing and strengthening nervine,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-01-09

"Favorite Prescription is unequaled and
is invaluable in allaying and subduing
nervous excitability, irritability, exhans-
ton, prostration, hysteria, spasms and other
distressing, nervous symptoms, commonly
attendant upon functional and organic dis
ease of the womb. It induces refreshing
sleep and relieves mental anxiety and de-
spondency.
DR.: Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a
legitimate medicine, carefully compounded
by an experienced and sEil1ful physician,
and adapted to woman's delicate organizar
ton. It is purely vegetable in its compost
ton and perfectly harmless in any condition
of the system.
"Favorite Prescription is positive euro
for the most complicated and obstinate cases
of leucorrhea, excessive flowing, painful
menstruation, unnatural suppressions, pro-
lapsus, or falling of the womb, weak back,
g female weakness" anteversion, retriever
sion, bearing-down sensations, chronic con-
gestion, inflammation and liberation Of the
womb, Inflammation, pain and tenderness
in ovaries, accompanied with internal
heat"
For an Illustrated Treatise or Diseases
Of Women, 100 pages, (sent sealed in plain
envelope,) enclose ten cents in stamps.
to WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL Asso-
CITATION, No. 663 Main Street, Buffalo,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-01-09
How Horses Should BE Fed.

Bearing in mind that the stomach of
horse is small in proportion to the size
of his frame, he requires feeding often,
and, though three times a day is sutfi-
clent, four times is better. Unlike
human beings, horses should drink be-
fore they eat, because, owing to the con-
formation of the horse, water does not
remain in the stomach, but passes
through into a large intestine called the
caecum. liza horse be fed first, the water
passing through the stomach would be
likely to carry with it particles of food,
and thus bring about collie. Whatever
groom may say, let horse drink just
as much as he likes. If The be watered
four times day he will never take very
much, or too much. A horse, it must
be remembered, is fed on dry food, and
this, with the strong work done, pro.
duces = feveftshness which = sufhciency
q water tends to allay.--The American
Roedsl. {.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-01-09
WILL BE HEN.PEckEp.


& ~ r.
FER the second Time IN His Lie =. Ola
Man Loses His Liberty.
The hour was growing late; tho pas
,engers in the sleeper had all gone to
BED. A porter approached clover g."
and. jerking the curtains apart. num-
bled something. Whats the mat,erp"
demanded rather old-looking man.
getting out and following the porter.
who had stepped back few PAGES.
Il say. sab. that I am sorry to tell
you. but you'll have to change cars"
What for7" the old fellow thun-
Tered. ~
You want to 60 to St. Louis, don't
roup'
Yes"
well. but this sleeper goes to Kan
,as City"
why in thunder didn't you tell mo
70. hah?"
Il didn't know myself till just now"
"Why didn't the conductor tell me7"
be roared.
Il don't know, sab"
Where Is your pumpkin-headed
sonductore"
Back in the smoking department"
The old man went into the smoking
department and thus addressed the
conductors:
Didn't you know wanted to 60 to
st. Louis?'
mot until I happened to look at your
ticket just now"
And now I've got to change cars at
the next station?"
Yes. if you want to go to St. Louis. ="
This is an Internal outrage Listen:
For six years l have been counting the
Widow Hennipin. Sometimes my
chances would be up and sometimes
they would be down. It rocked along
this way till last week and then mar
ried her. and now we are on our we'd
ding tour. Look here. my dear sir. for
the love OF humanity please let this car
60 on to St. Louis, for it won't do to pull
my wife out of bed at this time of night
and make her change cars. She'll
swear I didn't have sense enough to
know where wanted to 20 and all
through life she'll hold me down. NV
dear sir. if you believe in the liberty OF
man let this car 60 to St. Louis; don't
help to hen-peck me. If you dom come
to my aid that woman will always be-
lieve that ! am weak-she never will
have any more confidence in me-will
hold me down and ride over me, l tell
you"
1--WE have about reached your station.
Hurry up"
'But can't you help me?'
Il can not"
''Then I am lost-lost and hen.
pecked for the second time in life"
Arkansaw Traveller