The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-16
sUNFLOWER SBADOwINGS.

Endorsements of ingalls, are almost as
| thick this spring as chintz bugs were last.
Hail. cyclones and storms in other states
while people are working IN their shirt
sleeves in Kansas.
The Atchison Globe has probably not
noticed that the electric light has com
| menced to get the bug look.
When Senator Ingalls, got off the train
Monday he remarked that AtchisOn was
growing. This makes AtchisOn solid FOR
! the senator.
l has been finally decided that the Il" in
/ been is short. People viii now go back
and try to find out whether Bacon wrote
Shakespeare.
If there was any GOODNESS present when
Senator ingalls, called at the editorial
rooms of the Atchison Champion, II WAS
in the ice water tank.
The colored people of Douglas county
will organize about May l what viii be
known as an Ingalls, club. II Is thought
it will have membership Of at least 500.
Laura NJ Johns says she is not tired of
voting. Nobody supposed that she was.
1t is the other women that are tired OF yot-
ing and of opinions of Laura Johns kind
DIR. Anthony will build training
track at Huron this spring for his race
horses. The governorship Is a goal next
1alI ana Daniel pfObaDIy IeSIS Ino neCes-
sity of getting pointers.
Noble Prentis has written an article on
''Frenchmen in Kansas" He does not
mention Emile Eirman. However, Mr..
Prentis may be preparing a separate piece
on the 'Frenchman In Kansas
The Lawrence Hyphepated says the boys
up there now wear white pants, but a
paper as highly decorouS as J.-T. could
hardly make any reference TO their teInln-
inc relatives. Lawrence people, " 1t says,
ARE touchy."
A correspondent of the Enterprise indie
pendent makes a bid for the Louisiana
State lottery to locate in that town, and
it Is safe TO say that the correspond
ent knows as little about Kansas as d rat
tlesnake does of Ireland.
Kansas is at present flooded with pc
titiOns asking the car to better the
condition of the Siberian exile. They are
being rapidly filed with names. A Kan
saS man when he has chance to rub up
against royalty, rarely declines.
The Lawrence Journal Tribune has a
new column headed Men and Things. "
OF course ii is a nice thing to get a men
ton III it, but it leaves the individual men
toned III a quandary in regard TO which
classification he comes under, Men" or
Things"
The sudden demand for brown paper
and vinegar at Abilene early last Sunday
morning was due to the careiessness of a
citizen running over his lawn with a NOW
er. Friends of the family have removed
the debris-bricks, boot-jacks and such
missels-from the front yard.
Rev Dr. Joseph T. Duryea, of Omaha,
formerly of Brooklyn, y. Y, one of the
ablest divines in the country, has been Sc
lected to deliver the baccalaureate sermon
at the commencement of the Kansas State
University in June, and Col. j. McCook,
of New York City, will deliver the annual
Grafton.
G. w. Click and R. B. Morris of Atchi-
son, and T. A Osborn, G. G Foster and q.
T. SharritU of Topeka, have bought 2o5
acres six miles west of Nyandotte, which
they will plat as q cemetery. 1t Is on the
line of two railroads, has good drainage, a
black, loamy soil with 30 aIhaH spots. II
any one wants 10 be buried, they mad bet
ter call and examine what Is here before
purchasing elsewhere
The Atchison Patriot is Of the opinion
ct comes natural for men to be cranky
the same as it does for them TO lie, swear,
smoke cigars, chew tobacco and drink beer
and other beverages, but ii Is unnatural
for women TO 90 So" The Patriot philOs-
Opher must either have poor memory or
his young stomach at the time Of mis- first
cigar beer, chew, etc, must have been
made OF boiler iron.
One of our pretty high school girls and
her ''feller" were standing on the bridge
the other evening looking at the smoothly
flowing water beneath il as it glistened in
the moonlight. He glanced up at the full
moon and asked: What do you suppose 1t
Is that keeps the moon IN place and pre-
vents it from falling?" She answered
softly and sweetly, Il don't know, dear,
unless it be the beams "-Chapman Cour-