The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-01-16
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.

Ihe farmer VINO QOes n0I supply LIB,
wife with plenty Of good wood deserves to
go without his dinner. al. II
Some men work harder to ayoil
paying an honest debt than they wonlds
have to work to earn the money to pay it3
with. ;3s
Have tender regard for sudden and
unpremeditated Impressions. In the pura
heart they are often Gods whisper to the
soul.
= The reason that some men can't
make both ends meet is because they apS
too busily engaged in making one end
drink.
= Marry your sweetheart on her
birthday if you can, young man. tWill
save you money every yearin anniversary
presents. 80; ss:s,
- In South America one sees great
fields thickly covered with oats, which
have not been sown, but growing spons
taneously.
1T is said that the wealth of the
United States amounts to $1,000 ahead
But this doesn't mean that everybody isss
$1,000 ahead. H
Recent statistics show,that s, ,000, ,0o0s
Germans reside outside of fatherland, OF!
whom, 100000 are to be foundin the
United States.
- George .Kennan found weather IN.
Siberia that froze mercury in q lbulleH
mold. The bullet he thus made hes6reS
through an inch plank. ||
"A. nine.year old girl of Spring Lake,
township Kingsbury county, s. Dsi,9 d.!
plowed eighty acres ofland last fall WitE
a tbree-horse sulky plow. :lsi
"A piece Of Washington real esta #
was recently sold at che rate Of s2t q
square foot; the highest price ever pd
for property in the capital. S M eI|5
"A professional swindler who was sesS
recently to Blackwelps Island, New Yo f
city, boasts Of having been arrested ,fftH 4
FIVE times during the last nineteen yearSH
= The meanest man we have heart d8
yet, is the one who. suspecting hissWi s ssS
of going through his pockets for changts
after he retired, procured two traine$
mice ard let them loose in theroomte every
night. df
"A stonecutter named August BoeS
ied, ofSt. Paul, Minn., has discoyere6 B
process by which the hardest stone
be dissolved and cast into any
shape. The casting being har
translucent and colored according a
stone used. Sc!
= At the close of the past ) Is
United States Treasury held s2S8, s.
standard silver dollars, against IS
had outstanding certificates for Il
S5,5S6,427. The net gold in the S.
ry at the same date, over and abd Il
standing certificates, was s190, ,Ss3 #:
- A newspaper agent being I'd s. s.
old lady that it was nc use to s
for the paper, as Mother Shipto3 b
world mas coming to an end @ IL
said, "But won't you want to F5sd al ae:,
count of the whole affair as soon as it .iss
oYer?" "That I will" answered the old
lady; aud she subscribed. s.
= The hottest region on earth is on the
southwestern coast Of Persia, where
Persia borders the gulf Of the samea
name. For forty consecutive days in the:
months of July and August the thermom;s
eter has been known not to fall lower:
than 100, night or day, and to often run.
up as high as 1913 in the afternoon. : E
= A test was made Tuesday of the
electrical machine purchased by the State.
Of New York for putting murderers to:
death. A horse was killed in less than
hslf minute, and without the animal
struggling. The doctors who Witnessed
the experiment are entirely satiafed that
the machine will prove instantaneous
death. IL
"A gentleman was out shooting near:
Totnes, England, the other day, when he;
had the misfortune to shoot his dog. Fer;
moment he was too much overcome to!
see what damage he had done, and before
he had recovered himself, the animal, Is;
black retriever, had come up to him.:
bringing in its mouth its own tail, which
had been shot clean of. sl
"No use talkin' TO me 'bont .layin,'I
up money for rainy day." said Uncle
Ebo, addressing an attentive group no
use talkin' dat way to man wid sich.
luck as I always hab. Why, Great
Scott if I was to Icy up money for
rainy day we'd hab drought for forty
'ears. No, sab :; you don't ketch dis
nlgger VIC dat sort O Trap.
"A bill has been introduced in the
Virginia Legislature looking to the
| establishment Of the whipping post.
The bill provides that stripes be inflicted
| for the punishment of petit larceny. In
no case, it provides, shall more than
twenty stripes be inflicted in any one day,
| nor more than thirty nine, the favorite
number of the ante.bellum regime, for
any one offence.
= William K. Vanderbilt's stables On
his estate at Oskdale, L. l., which were
designed by Richard NJ. Hunt, have just
been completed, at q cost of s40O, ,0o0,
They are filled by thoroughbreds, and
manned entirely by English men !f
boys. The furnishings, as far as possilt II
are English also. There is kitchen
the men and a mess roonl. For #
horses there is bath and tanbark ii I
under glass. q
The latest and most unique inventiGN
is q machine for butteripg bread. IL &
used in connection with patent bresE
cutter, and is intended for use in prisons