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Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
Hc should Get the Job.

Mosquito-Don't strike me! haven't
come to bite you, but 10 ask favor.
Thespian-What is it?
Mosquito-My season is over now, and
yours is commencing, and for the sake
of old acquaintancoship, if not friend
ship. don't you think you might give me
a job?
Thespian-As a singer in the chorus?
Mosquito (waving his leg deprecat-
ingly)-Nothing SO lofty! But don't you
think Ia be q success as a bill sticker:
Harpcr's lar.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

Al 1880 O'Clock, Monday morning,
occurred the wedding OF Mr.. Geo. +.
Steketse and Miss Edna Fisk, at the
residence OK Mr.. J. A. Mcmillan, 3s4
COiiege-ave.. the ceremony being per
formed by Rey. Dr. Campbell FAIR.
Aboutone hundred guests were present.
The drawing room WAS beautifully dec
GRATED WITH flowers and palms. A
floral bower encircled and can0pied the
happy couple during the performance
of tne wedding ceremony. Mss Alice
McGowan WAS maid OF honor and Mr..
Sd. r. Meyers. OF st. LOUIS. No, was
hest man. Mss Jennie Wells presided
ST the piano, playing Mendelssohn's
Wedding March as thc party entered
tae room. An elaborate wedding
trcakfast was served, after which the
happy couple left for Chicago. Mr.
sud Mrs Steketee VIII I've at home TO
their friends at 90 Laglaye-st., after
Nnvnrl bar .n
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
Only Fifty Years

Mr.. and Mrs. III. A. Lamos were st
home 10 their friends Friday afternoon
and evening. at their elegant residence
on Madison-ave., the occasion being
Mr.. Lamos' fiftieth birthday. Many
friends called. Mr.. LamOs received
numerous letters from friends IN the
east, west and south, VINO sent kind
wishes and appropriate souvenirs.
Dainty refreshments were served by
the hostess, and the affair was thor
oughly enjoyable.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

"Fsns. my deer Isulu. said NJ Tn
cereainsre. ss 80 slowly waved her fan
hack and fWth. fans, am tod. were
useS ~ the saosea>s ~ e@rl5 ~ l6s
3 c.
"fndeed rerl5ea - vfvS-so-s Nh
L1la. Tt is rTnsrsaste ha-~ tsnsc3o1s
q hstaas ws ars. --Ct.scsgs Tines
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
gcicnco In nnn,estio LIZ.

Mrs. Professor Howe (drowsilyl--Did
you lock the windows and put out the
gas, John?
Professor Howe-No, had lost my
key and fastened them; rs for putting
ont the gas did just .he opposite. It
was coming out and l closed the aper-
ture internally. thereby keeping it.
But Mrs. Howe had gone to sleep
Lowell Citizen.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
Young Friends.

Misses jamie and Carrie Plank, of 80
Brainard-st., we're very pleasantly sur
prlsed last evening by about twenty of
their young friends. Games were IN
dulged IN tne fore part of the evening,
after which light refreshments were
served, and they dispersed for their
homes.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
Agreeable Surprise.

Mr.. and Mrs. II. Reichel, of 80 West
Brdge-st., were agreeably surprised by
a large party OF friends Thursday even
ing. Progressive pedro was lndulged
IN, after which an oyster supper was
served. The prizes were then distrlb-
uted, Mss Eva Johnson and Mr.. w.
Pease winning head prizes, and Mrs.
George Johnson aud Mr.. Albert Stein
the bOObv.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

Maud-What a dear. good chaperon
you are! But how did you manage TO
get my rival ont of the room just at that
critical NOM nt?
Chaperon-I whispered TO her in a
kind, confidential tone that there was a
MP IN the back Of her silk waist. -Hsr-
per's BaZar
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

The following program vas observed
at the Ladies' Literary Club yesterday.
"Socal Life Ia Germany" Associates
of Luther ira the Reformation" read
ing from the works OF Miss Dexa
Henry. Leo Y aud His COadjutors. ,"
A rhanksg giving offering of twenty-five
cents eacn was asked for the Henry
Memorial Fund. Penny mite boxes
were also introduced for the same fund
and members are expected u deposit
one cent each Saturday. The following
guests we're present from out OF the
cty. Mrs. Marsh, of Poughkeepsie, y.
". Mrs. Ambley, OF PentNster, Mrs.
WOurse, OF Selbert, Col, Mrs. James
Stewart. cf Chicago. Mrs. e. G. Gibbs,
Miss delen Gilbs, Mss V. Gibbs, san
Francesca. Cal, pr. Emily Howard, 4,
Boston, Mass, Miss Cottreli, -. Clair,
Mrs. Lyon, Saginaw, Mrs. VI. NJ. Perry
and Mrs. +. +. CraW, Lowell, Miss Jen-
ne Sinclair, Lansing, Mrs. Bunclark
Detroit, Mrs. ;. 1t. Gray, MusKeg0n.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
Fnd4x.stIhf.

Take back The heart thou gsveft-
why should I take It back
Tbere vas hush 4 rpcctanrT. aui
fha listeners les1ed far ont over The w
sss1da 70 catch toe dyiag note q Love
lvric. Deans. cane The reply wsft-
ed softly on the wings of evening. 'he-
csa<e the bosrlers won't 80 "a II wss
The hs7srhar -Froch-
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

Miss Emma East0n entertained the
Progressive Sncha Club at her
houe. sl5 Scribueg-st., Friday evening.
Qfilers for tuc coming season We're
Ieced. az follows. President, Lillian
ges'ey. vIce-pre vii :. >chraf,
.ecrefarv. IS. Sabine, treasurer. Emma
Etston. The cIub viii play everv two
weeks snd is composed of twenty
members. ~.nche is somewhat similar
e. rforo, and ~ very popular tn the
West If "a introduced hF u - Quealoy.
+ FIRST pr.rrs were taken by Ir. Graves
srd Niss Paieu. pr. Il0aE and Mss D.
Ventures secured the oons0lRGon
rrtres
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

Mr. and AIRS. Lucips VI Bo'twood
we're st home to their friends thursday
afternoon. after O'Clock. At Az
ottsws st. The psrlor decorations
were ~ varegsted Chrvanthcmums.
ferns. palms snd notted plants. Inc
tat.e decorations we're of pink ribbons.
su AK and wnte rvssuthemgms
Nrs. Charles Isl Baxter Mss louise
Ftfh, 81 IS Mary R'ce. snd Wfse Twsm-
lev 8ss.sted. Anout one hundred and
fftv guests attended
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

Notwithstanding counter attractions
pf a most drawing sort. the hop gwen
THURSDAY evening a. Company BIS
Armory bY tae Msses Gage and Bere-
q rt was We. atten.iec. ard vas there
fore mesr enjoyable Nith Eoed mns.c.
perfect 6eor aut a ccuEan 81. happy
cnwpsrv. what nfare cog.3 - desired
These hogs oceur every two weeks
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

Lecturer ladies and gentlemen.
Is the greatest marvel Of toe mechanical
world The paradox Of scientists, thr
hitherto declared impossible perpetual
motion machiue-a powerful engine de-
riying its motive force from the peculi-
arity II It's own construction. 1naded oy
man. steam, gas, springs or esoosrcisy.
Voice from the Crowd-Why don't
she so?
Leeturer-Gos Who ever heard Of
perpetual motion machines goings We
viii now pass into Belshazzar grot, or
the den of lions, where
(They pass. Puck
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
To BE Married.

Rev. J. W. Johnson. pastor of the
Messiah Baptlsh Church. and Miss
dinnle Gage are soon 10 be married.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

program eaa offeres ~ ths eoAnl .ttees
Progress ot Art. Sculpture a. An~g'e@s
tea iaal Vest. Y Mas.c. Progress % ne
Dz4ai4se AIS, Aee1ahie ArIs ia Aa1e+-
ga, rzeten & la= DetEsE Aas<,lfils =
Nus.c.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
4 Pedro Party.

Thursday evening Mr.. and Mrs. T..
IT. Donnelly entertained a few friends
ut progressive pedro.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. W. Thayer, Jr.. of
Easiest. gave n very pleasant cobweb
party. Friday evening.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
Parted COMPANY.

Dashaway-I were some Of Azose new
patent suspender buttons at the ball last
night.
Cleverton-How did they act?
Dashaway-I haven't the least idea
They left me early in thu evening"
Clothier and Furnisher.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

Amy-It viii be al right, Jack, r yen
viii keep on the right side Of papa.
Jack-Yes2
AIny-Yes; he Is blind in bis right
eye.-Light
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
TREATMENT.

This partly explains why the remedy
Pe-ru-ua has gained such popularity i'm
The treatment of all diseases Of the gem
tO-urinary organs because of Us ain ost
magical influence over all catarrhal
diseases. The curative effect of Pc
ru-na IN all diseases OK the kidneys,
bladder. urethra, vagina and uterus. IS
too vel known to need comment, and
when it IS remembered that the major
ity of these affections are of catarrhal
origin, and that Pe-ru-na is specific
FOR catarrh, wherever located, the fac,
is explained.
In taxing Pe-ru-na for catarrhal af-
fectious OF these organs n tcaspoOaful
four times each day is sufficient tor
cases of ordinary severity. but there
are fClte cases for which it IS neccs-
sarv TO take SIX doses each day 10 get
full benefit Of the treatment. Tue bcuc-
TT which follows the Use of pe-ru-na IN
these cases is prompt. and great relief 3
at once experienced, bat In all chrome
cases 10 Is necessary 10 continue
some time to get permanent oure.
1t is no longer an experiment to zee
Pe-ru-na fUT this class of arrangements.
as c has been 20 extensively an1 sue
cessfuily used for them that & IS now
recognized wherever It has been used
as a remedy that never fails.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
THE SOCIETY COLUMN
ne Dancs, the May Dance the
NssE znEfan1Iaz Danee.
THEY'LL BORK EOR SwEET GHiRnT
Fssiazaf Psaetiiass fersaialag - FFasa-
faeaf Eesels- ktpptss aaa nfaeiss
aaI ssasaias xEsa ths Cag
sa444f SEA F4Fs1zal@

Tbat great absorbent, dsnon.nated
tae 4asonle FAR. has IAksa al lLs Afs
ana s.sacs1y from locai -seisty during
lie psst week, le4Fias nolhng bgt
hooes AID dreams for ths future Han-
.irr.i. of handsome w0men snd pretty
s.r.s h4ge ma1e themselves far slaves
far tnc cAnse e charity, a. proposed -
me 4asonsc lodge. Would as a4ny
men rsa thssf tine. talent and money
a. mach tor A cnsfila5le scheme or
esazed 81 a society composed eAetu-
-.qelv af aomslf Nag. nay, Falline.
Tf.g eould aot III ths language ~ a
lansfassmAn sell ku01u ID THIS city,
sInsg amt buiit that saY.
To dance or not 10 dance. that 5 the
question Nhlch 0aee upon time was
Verv ouuhag. is j. 80 no longer.
fqrrgnodv dances. From tne little Lot
u.f, wears common sense shoes % the
r....s vra5 wears nonsense shoes, aud o.
tNs stately matr0u OF mature years
VINO wears whatever she pieases. Pop
uItf opinion used % discriminate
AGAINST terpslchorean pleasures for any
but TIE young sud unmarried. The re-
verso . trus n0w IL you are talrs tat
and forty. you may dance u you So de-
ere, and i vii be perfectly proper for
you - 40 50. some extremely pretty
IeN dances are beng introduced BY
tbe Misses Gage and Benedict. The
hrst. the Glide Mazurka, promises %
become. or indeed. j. already a grcaI
fagorlte. The Oxford Mnuet Is also
popular. b cause It combines the grace
and dignity OF the old nInuet with the
grace and ligutness Of the modern
dance. The ladies Will also Introduce
-four additional dances before the sea
son closes.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

last rae-.iay Nks srt day vith Che
Sacta Ead e Z. G., go ere following
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16

Those who ere using pe-ru-rs for
tas ass q affections and are fronhlee
witn irregular bowels sbou.d take Nsn-
a. also - lt VII sssst ana hasten 8
cure n snch cases fhese $50 Wfat-
clnes ssre tne oaE res ea sct 70 ned
icines of which ! hsve ever heard for
fshoness sni weskness Of fae Eents
oresrs C&tsrra of thase 81
long stsne q. ~ eaf - Verfv seF ars
resa ts lt s very common - se
sexusl mpote1cy, loss of sexas. power
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-16
srRIcTURT AN INc0xrIvENCr.

Old cases Of spssmodic structure.
when the catheter has been used for
years. are cured o snort time with
Pe-Tu-na. Gases that have been called
glcet for months and years even fud a
permanent cure with pe-ru-ns in few
months It vii positively cure every
case Of chrome g.eet ln from one 81
four months, provided there IA no or
Cauic structure. No case Of chronic
estarrh of tne bladder. however severe
on long standing. w'ii fail of a perfect
cure by the pcrsI sient use Of ths admir-
able remedy bed-weftnE ln cnildreu
and ncrntlence Cf URINE Esd adults are
cured With uudeFlat success WITH
Pe-ru-na. old persons who are annoy
ei tv frequent Calls 70 VOID snslI
quantities of URINE day or eht never
ia 20 6nd conap.ete cure hv a few
months faithful zee Of Pe-ru-na.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-03
The Republican, Plans.

WASHINGTON, June 2.-Thc republican
caucus tonight, after a prolonged discus
sion, instructed the representatives of the
house 10 insist upon the service feature of
the pension bill, and endeavor to secure
inclusion of the provision that no pension
shall bo less than 50 per mouth.
Niccouras' anti-gerrymandcrng hill W As
next taken up and discussed al length.
The subject of a national election law
was next considered. Lodge and Rowell
presented their report. After their ex-
planation the caucus adjourned, them as
well as Nice ouras' bill for another caucus.
Silver legislation was not broached.
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THE RETURNS ARE MIXED
Early Figures from Yesterdays Elec.
tion In Oregon.
Democrats Elect the Governor OF
the State-Congress and The
Legislature are Claimed
by the Other Fellows.

PORTLAND, Ore, June AIT the cleo
ton held in Oregon to-day congressman
was chosen. state and county officers were
elected, and the people voted for menu
bers of the legislature. The canvass was
an exciting one, rs the election of United
States se,'ator In succeed Senator Mitch
ell depended ON the result. The returns
received up To Tonight are mcagre.
but they are sufficient tn indicate at this
hour that Hermann, republican, is re-
elected tn Congress aud that his majority
will not fall below 5000. This will give
Hermann his third term. He was elected
to the Forty-ninth Congress and To the
Fiftieth. but his majority to-day promises
To he decidedly larger than that Of two
years ago, when he defeated Butler by
about l,l50 majority with prohibition
ticket in the field that cost nearly 1900
votes
On governor the vote appears Ia he
pretty close aud no accurate figures can
be given tonight. The indications. how
ever, are decidedly favorable tn Pcnnoyer.
democrat, who has probably carried the
state. The republicans claim the state
tonight on joint ballot. but fuller returns
will b. needed To settle the question of
the next federal senator.
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A DISASTER IN IOWA
The Village Of LoYeland Swept Out Of
Existence By a Rushing River.
Several Lives Reported to Have
Been Lost-A ACloud-Burst Caused
the Destruction-Much Prop
erty Damaged.

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa. June IA spc-
cial to the Nonpareii from Missouri VAL
ley. Iowa, tells OF the almost total destruc-
ton of the village of Loveland yesterday
by cloud-burst or waterspout. Loveland
is located in gully in the Boyer valley.
A terrific storm passed over the valley
and near the upper end the clond-burst
occurred, water sweeping down through
the fatcd village leaving hardly house
intact and destroying several lives.
Among the bodies identified SO far are
those of Mrs. Sails and son.
One family passed all night in a tree
top and were rescued this morning. Sew
eral persons are missing but their bodies
have not yet been found. II is supposed
they have been carried down the valley
by the water.
Later advices received late tonight
from the scene of the Loveland disaster
indicate that the first reports over-esti-
mated its magnitude. Mrs. Sayl.s is the
only person that is known TO have been
lost SO far. The village is a small one,
and the pecuniary damage, therefore, will
not be very large. The river has subsidized
to its usual channel, but an all-iay search
failed to reveal any more bodies.
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Imperia, Troop. for Canada.

HALIFAX. n. s., June There was a
rumor here to-day that advices had been
received from England that a regiment OF
the line and two batteries of artillery were
about to sail for Newfoundland in view of
the anticipated trouble. Two torpedo
month. A fleet of warships arrived to-
day from Bermuda.
Later reports from London state that
the report that ships and and artillery bat
terry are leaving for Newfoundland is
false.
The editor of the Coionisf, and a New.
foundland delegate, says there will be no
armed conflict.
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A FAMILY POISONED.
They Ate Wild Parsnip Root and The
Died From the Effects.

They Ate Wild Parsnip Root and Then
Died From the Effects.
OTTAWA, Ont, June 2.-Dead in bed
with dying sister on either side, lay lit
tie Archie Campeau of Lake George, when
a neighbor woman came in, attracted by
feeble cries of "help! helpw Another
child lay rolling in death agony upon
the floor and near by, gasping and help
less, lay the mother and aged grandfather.
Mr.. Campeau managed to say they had
been poisoned. The village physician
was called and emetics administered. and
before he left the physician was success
ful in saving the lives of three of the pa
tients, though the Others are too far gone,
il is feared, TO rally.
"Wednesday old man Campeau went
into the woods to dig roots To make medi-
cine for sick horse. He gathered IL lot
of various kinds including some which
tasted sweet and of which all the members
of the family partook. In a few minutes
all were taken with fearful pains. II was
in this condition that the neighbor woman
found them. The oldest boy, about 8
years old, Is dead, the second boy has
since died and the doctors say the old
man and infant are likely to follow. Ii
will be close call for the other three.
The root which the old man had given
them is known as wild parsnip, a deadly
DOisOn
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ALL SP0ILT BY WATER
Colonel BFoadVatef'S Famous HetcI
Drenched From Top to Bottom.
Fire Found Smouidering in the Gel
lar-lt Is Put Out But the Furni-
ture of the House Gets
Soaking.
Special to the Standard.

SIsrctlil 10 Tue Slindird.
HELENA, June "A fire at the Hotel
Broadwater caused great excitement this
evening. The entire basement caught
from an unknown source and smouldered
"A long time before being discovered. The
house was drenched with water and many
valuable carpets were ruined. The fire
was extinguished before IL got above the
basement. The damage will reach s. 1000.
The hotel is fully insured.
The governor this morning denied the
appeal for communication Of sentence in
the case Of Thomas King, now under sem
tcnce of death, To bc executed at Boulder
on Friday.
The state board of prison commission
ers was organized here to-day. This con-
sists of the governor. secretary Of state
and attorney general. The governor was
made chairman. and the secretary of
state the secretary of the commission.
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BRIEF TELEGRAMS.

NEw NnHk, June AT the clo>r of his FIRST
day " work ~ census cnumerator. Frank Magt
committed suicide.
NoHwI,u Conn, June The democrats :
usstCl their MAYOR to-day, the republicans Sc
curing the remainder ~ the ticket.
UATIIFsHIH,i, Miss, June s.-,;eorgr stew
cnSun. cnlorrd. was ynched to-day for AN at
tempted outrage on a white woman.
81. Part. June . DrpaTy rain fell yesterday
and to-day IN parts Of the lakuias and Mime
>ota. and r'I,1rts 0f good resulting Ia crops are
general
LONDON, June "A dispatch from Berlin
SAYS. The emperor has informed Prince Bis
marck II he does not stop his press utterings the
result viii bc serious,
Cot NuIL BIUFF-, June s.-rhe NoHpJred
says Francis Murphy. the renowned temper.
ance orator, will shortly we'd Mrs. Rehecca
fisker, beautiful and wealthy widow of this
city.
PmILNpFLIliIA, June AT the League
Island navy yard to-day the government took
formal possession uf the dynamite cruiser Vest
rs a man-ofwar
MONTREAL. June News has been received
here of AN extensive contagrition In the village
~. jacques be l@tchican by which - houses
were burned, rendering a number Of families
homeless. Loss sIoo,ooo.
OMAHA June There were LOO people Ia
the funeral cnrtcge which followed the rvinalns
VI bishop otonnor 10 the crypt of II. Philo-
mems cathedral to-day. tine hundred and hfty
bishops and priests were present.
KANSAS CRY, june The Interstate en-
campmcnt and competitive drll Opened to-day.
Twenty three companies from various parts Ot
the United States are already herr. dresS
parade occurred this afternoon. Competitive
drills hsgiu tomorrow.
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CLEopATRA'S SKELETON
May he On Exhibition at the Worlds
Fair

Fair.
tiuCAGo. June 2.-Alcxander Taglia-
ferro. of Alexandria, Egypt, writes To the
directors of the worlds fair that he is in
a position To furnish them AN interesting
exhibit. He has sent the officials photo
graphs of a sarcophagus which he believes
and claims is that Of Cleopatra. ltwas re-
Gently discovered in Caesars camp near
Alexandria by archeologists. After pay
ing the Egyptian government its dues, the
writer says, he sold il to friend for spec
ulation. When the sarophagus was
opened its contents fell in ashes with the
exception Of skeleton which Is still pre-
served. Tagliafcrro says he is prompted
To negotiate with the exposition authori-
tics from notices he has seen i'm the news
papers of the United States announcing
that the khedivc of Egypt has been asked
10y the directors of the Exposition for the
mummy Of Rameses. His price is $1,000
Z. a. b. at Alexandria.
Governor Fifcr has announced that hc
will call a special session of the lcgisla-
turc on June IL To act upon the suggestion
of the ways and means committee that
the city of Chicago he empowered to issue
S,UO,UO In bonds in aid of the fair.
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SULLIVAN BACKED OUT.
His Match with doe McAuiine Declared
On


ON.
New YoRK, June D. Billy Madden called
mt Wakely's cafe few days ago to post
an additional 500 in the match for 5000
n side between Sullivan and McAuliife.
Phil Lynch, who without the knowledge
OF Sullivan, made a match in his behalf.
was not present. and wakely, who was
chosen stakeholder. exhibited telegram
from the big fellow stating that Lynch
had no authority tn act for him. Wakely
Offered Madden the 500 which he had put
up. but Madden would not accept IL,
claiming that he had acted in good faith
and that the men were Ia all intents and
purposes matched To fight. A dozen gem
tlcmcn were present and Wakcly passed
the money to Madden.
you'd better take it," he said, "or I'll
not be responsible for il. / intend To see
that Lynch gets run for his money, and
desire to protect Sullivan and not allow
Lynch's money to he forfeited"
"Oh, very we'll" replied Madden, smil-
ingly. "Tll leave my money up until Sui
liyan is at liberty To fight"
THAT suits me perfectly" observed
Wakely, as he carefully tucked the money
away in the inside pocket of his waist
coat. "l'll have more money To bet ON
the races tomorrow"
Then the party iudIlged In some cham
pagnc. and thus the match fell through.