The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-05-31
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MAYOR CoTTRELL's favorite song at present
runs a follows:
Way down upon the Suwannee river,
Far, FAR away;
Here's where the bold marines can't catch me-
Here's where mean to stay.
-Ne,c York Tribune
BESEATH fair exterior
rascal often turks;
IL is true of men ami watches
You may tell them by their works.
-Pittsb,trg Bulletin.
THE SUPREME COURT of the United States has
denied Kemmler's application for writ of
error. He will doubtless be greatly shocked.
GaLueston NeOs.
CENSUS TAKER-How old are you. madam!
Il count 25 springs
g. T-And how many do you not COUNT
Ft.egende BLGtter.
HE tsorrowfuly) say that your love for
me is dad How do You explain this sudden
catastrophe?
She (sententiously)- failure-Boston
Gazette
A POPULAR SOPRANO is said to have a voice of
fine timbre, wtllowy figure, cherry lips, chest
nut bair and hazel eyes. She must have been
reared in the lumber region.-NorriStovn
Herald.
FOREIGN VISITOR landing in New York 1885,
l wish to go to the worlds fair.
Policeman-Yes, sir Go five squares north,
then turn to tue left and go 1000 miles west
Nerc York Weekly.
"YoUR account has been standing long time,
Mr.. Dukey."
Then give it a seat, my dear Shears
Very gladto s.r. Shall we make it a re-
ceipt? --Hd' per's BoEGr.
II HEAR you went to the art photographers
to have your picture taken. How did it come
out?"
BADLY. 1t looks so much like me everybody
says it is hideous!'-The Epoch.
BJoNEs-That friend of yours is very for
tunate. He seems to be always falling on luck.
Merritt-l es. He has just fallen down an
open hatch and recovered S., 900 from the prop
erty owner.-DrG se's Magazine.
'sWHEN was small boy" said De Binks,
everybody said had great future before
me-"
I've got it yet Washington Star.
HUSBAND after sudden change in Wall
streetl--Tve lost my all. You'll have to kill the
parrot for dinner.
Wife--Ill Kill the big cat. She devoured the
parrot this morning.-Detroit free Press.
CHARITABLE v1s1ToR.-Weil Mrs. O'Flaherty,
how are you getting on now?
Mrs OFF twho married a hand-organ man.
All, sure missus, very poor indade; loife is wan
continual grind wild us.-Americdn Grocer.
PAT (who is being lowered in a welD-Stop,
will We, Murphy? Oh want to COON up agin.
Murphy (still letting him downl-Phat for?
Pat-Oi'll show We. AT We don't sthop ettin
me doom Oi'll cut Their rope.-TerGS Sttiegs.
CREDrToR-May ask whether you ever expect
to meet your Indebtedness?
Hardup-Meet it? Why, great Scott, man, 1
meet it every time go into the street. Don't
you throw it into my face often enough?-Hdr-
per's Bdzdr.
He Here are your caramels. and now sup
pose will take those kisses you promised me-
She Did promise you any kIssesg
He-Of course you did, darling-great Scott.
I've got you mixed up with my other girl
Terre HdUte Express.
PoLIcEMAN-Come along
Howling Observation-Disclosures want2
4 arrest you. You are full of whisky"
You betcher life I'm 'rignal package o.
whisky, an " can't touch me- Thatsh tn law
Handsh off."-Chicago Tribune.
The STRONGEST MAN,7.''Now children. who
wasothe strongest MANI" asked the Sunday
school SUI srintendentQ Jgg iOG69I
John l.. Sampson, yelled a little fellow
WHOSE tnowiedge Of sacred and profane history
was somewhat mixed. = e.rtts sifti,sgs
cHoLrYg qneditatiyelyt- By gJoye! I wish
knew what Kitty Keene would say if should
ask her to marry me.
Holly with a tone of bitter Reimbursement
could tell you what she said to me when did il
it would help you any, old feliar.-Pgck.