The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-10
BRIGHT 81 IS.
Won FOR LIFE.
I've won a bet; the greatest yet"
And mis- voice was full OF cheer,
I've won her for life shell be my wife,
My darling Bet, my dear"

WON HOh LIFE.
I've won a bet; the greatest yet"
And his voice was full OF cneer,
I've won her for life; she'll be my wife,
My darling Bet, my dear"
-P1tilddeiDhid Times.
TRUE WORD is often spoken in jest; but we
always like 1t to be about some other fellow
Puck.
AN OLD MAID asks: "If whatever is is right.
how does it happen that I'm left?'-BinghGna
ton Leader.
IT is BETTER to wear out than to rust out !;
but men are a good deal like their coats; when
worn out they get rusty Puck.
JOHNNIE docking unkindly on the new twins
Say, mamma. why didn't you tell God we wasn't
runnin' orphan asylum at our house?-Nel0
York World.
THERE is strange resemblance between the
friend who pats you on the back in a quarrel
and the man who says Sick EN- to dog in a
1ight.-Atc l5son Globe.
"CAN you tell me, sir, whether that instru-
ment is flute a clarionet?"
| don't know, ma'am, I'm stranger here. -
Courier GcS Flats UniS.
HE-Now, is it not true that, as rule, young
women are crazy to marry?
She-Oh, no; not that bad. They are merely
foolish indianapolis Jonrn1I.
THE MAN who bowls loudest about the
equality of man" is invariably the man who
is most firmly convinced that the world con-
PoET, who is reading his verses to a friend
"Ah my words seem to touch you. You are
shedding tears"
mo, only wiping off the perspiration. File
gende Batter.
OBueING-"But, John, why do you make
sucl a stupid face?"
Excuse me- sir, l did not know you were in
| the room. l will make another one immed-
ately. y FIiegende Batter.
'DIp he whip himY"
Whip ,himY. Why he knocked him into the
middle of next week"
''Then, of course, he knocked him out of
time "--Philadetphid Times.
81 trust,'' said the love-lorn young man. ''that
| the poem | sent you touched you, even if only
o very little.
at did, it did," she murmured. 81 made
curl papers with t. Washington Post
WELL, Willie, suppose you are very busy
all day long off here on the farm?"
"Yessum, " he replied to the remark.
What do you do chietiys"
10, don't know Nuthn, 1 guess. "-Rar-
per'S Young People.
NEWPORT BE1uE-O those naval officers are too
sweet for anything. Did you ever lunch on a
man of war?
NARRAGANsETT BELLE-No. but saw young
lieutenant to-day who looked good enough to
eat.-NeJU York Weekly.
KATE FIELD tells this about finished product
of q young ladies' seminary: She looked long
anu lQleFeSI6Uly through CQ6 dig D6loSCODe at
the bright planet which the professor had told
her was Venus, and then she said: 20 isn't it
perfectly lovely! Now please show me Adonis"
AFTER THE WEDDMG-He-What are you cry
| ing for, love?
| She-Over papas wedding present-boo-hoo
He-Why, what's the matter with it?
She-It's nothing but receipted bill for the
gas we used up during our courtShip.-BurliRg-
ten Free Press.
AUNT (severely)-As glanced into the parlor
| last evening saw you with young mans arms
round you,
Niece (c3lmly)-Yes, aunty. was waiting for
you to pass the door and see us. Young men are
very slippery nowadays, and one can't have too
| many ENTHUSIASTICALLY.
HE-Will you marry me?
She-Yes
He-Stay right, where you are until send a
messenger for a minister to tie the knot You
may think I'm hasty, but I've been left so often
| on seaside engagements that | will no longer
trust my happiness to the future.-Chicdgo Post.