Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1890-03-31
DUCnANAr,s WAY.
'0mes ssskses Dispsssl oe IN . Manner
Most Dslightful.

00oe seskses DispsosA oe IN . Manner
Most Dslightful.
From the New York Sun.
A well-known politician recently eave
IN amusing account Of the diplomatic
manner In which James Buchensn dis
posed Of once seekers and sent them away
nappy. The man who tells the story was
private secretary, during the four years oi
Buchanan's administration, 70 one Of the
New York senators. His most intimate
friend wss private secretary 70 Buchanans
end he spent many hours with the presi-
once, in Il company ~ win Buchausn. Bu-
chanin's manner with the ofIice seeker
was invariably the same.
a Ms. Smith would call with let&ef
ftcm NJ: Jones introducing Mr.: smith 70
NJ. Buchanan: Buchanan would rsad the
lstter and sHy ''show Mr.. Smith In" Mr..
Smith would enter, and Buchanan, rising,
would greet Mr.. Smith with the greatest
cordially. Piacfng his leit hand on Smith's
SoaSs ss sS and S.h.n.n sns svond s%s p.oss ssnd
"Mr. smith, I believer Glad 70 meet you,
cir. Friend Of Mr.. Jones', I under
standf Warm friend OF mine for10 years
is M. Jones. Arc you married, Mr..
"fiow is Mrs. smith,'
VERY we'll. thank you. Mr; Buchanan"
ANY children, Mr.. Smith 7"
"Ye6, sir three"
"How are the little onesf"
every healthy, air.
"Glad to hear Il. Have you seen Jones
lately7 Yesf How IL Mr.. Jones -
"ln perfest health, sir"
"xh! ..xh DO DO you know Mrs. Jonss'"
+" How IL Mrs. Jonesr Charming wo-
:ss; ssi;1s. :.,' .,,n nov are ''' ''''' Jones
"Ah! Do you know Mr.: Hopkins, an
old friend Of Mr.. Jonesi Yesi Splendid
man, splendid. I've held Mr. Hopkins a.
. warm personal and political friend Of
milne for more than twenty years. How is
Mr.. Hopkinsf"
Nicely, the last time saw him."
"Do you know Mrs. Hopkins,"
Yes, SIR"
Chow is Mrs. Hopkinsf'
ALI this time Mr.. Buchanan wa, holding
Mr.. Smiths hand and patting him on the
shoulder, and Mr.. Smith was thoroughly
happy at the interest displayed In him by
20 great man. Then Buchanan would
81 am delighted delighted to have met
you, Mr.. Smith. Any friend of my old
friend Jones Is welcome, and I will pay
especial attention to your request, Mr.,
Smith. Smith If y0n 5t win Leave your Pspers. Mr.
tary." turning to his secretary, "take Mr..
Smiths papers-this is Mr.. Smith, intro
duced by my dear friend Jones-and put
his papers where shall see them; in fact,
mark them 30 that shall be sure to see
them. Delighted to have met you, Mr..
Smith. Remember me to my old friend.
Good morning, Mr.. Smith," And Smith
went out to make room for some other man
to come In Immediately after, when
Buchanan would 60 through the same scene
with him. Each man felt sure he had car
riod hia mint with "A LIANT u,,A
neither ever heard from his papers.
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