Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-08

| SPEAKER REED Is not painter DuL ne can
spread himself over the canvass.
WHEN women write about women-well,
look cut, girls
MAPLEsoN has discarded Marie Roze. Poor
Marie is faded Roze, anyhow.
A MILLIONAIRE who seldom dimes away
from the Duquesne Club partook OF the frugal
fare offered a:a Accent dinner restaurant the
other day. Before he called for the cigar he
asked the Heidelberg student who served him
to fetch finger bowl. The waiter brought
| him glass of water. They don't serve ham
sandwiches with finger bowls on the side in
Pittsburg.
ExILED Irishmen might find refuge in
| Patagonia.
Poor people should not try to pace in the
same class as the rich. 1t only makes them
poorer.
EVERY barque has a dog watch.
THE lance of Scorn cannot puncture the
| helmet of Purity.
THE most self-satistied women to be found in
| days journey can be seen at the Exposition.
| They occupy the softest chairs In the parlor
and drawing room exhibits. Some of them add
pretty feature to the space, too.
THE Congressional Record does not always
record.
IL Mr.. Delamater could be kodacked while
| reading the address of the Lincoln Indepen-
DENTS his picture might command premium.
| SATURDAY wasn't good day for Stone cut
| ting in Allegheny.
| SOME people may be born lucky, but the
lucky ones are those who have an eye on the
main chance all the time.
CIRCULAR letters are not round. They are
sent around, though.
SEPTEMBER is getting ont of line and mas
querading as a summer girl.
How SILLY 1t is to make such fuss over
Tolstoi's blackl1sted book, The hero is q Mus
covite maniac. The words ne utters come
from diseased brain. The most sacred link
in the social chain cannot be snapped by lu-
natic. Pursts who think they do humanity
service by endeavoring to analyzs the freakish
fancies of this class make a sad mistake. One
sewer cannot contam1nare the whole ocean. II
its filthy deposit is stirred up, however, the
bad odor will spread. Don't agitate the sewer.
STARVING rioters make missiles OF loaves of
bread.
MISS BEST. the slapely prize winner, should
marry an artist. She woeld make a model
wife.
ONE by one the bombs are fired from the
campaign batteries. The one dropped by the
Lincoln Independents was a trif1e premature,
according to dispatches published in Sunday
morning contemporaries. But readers of THE
DISPATCH never get left.
BABY MCKEE turned over in his sleep last
night-CreSSon Court Circular.
SOME of the show bills are hardly fit to show
PURE and poor men make the best poll
ticians. They cannot be bled or blackmailed.
GoLD-KID shoes for evening wear is the
latest London fad. 1t disfgures $40 gold
piece to purchase pair.
SIGNoR FELIDIo CANUTI has the honor of !
being Pittsburg's first Italian publisher. He |
has launched Nostri Tempt (Our TImes) upon |
the journalistic sea, and there is no reason why |
il should not sail on smoothly. 1t is tenpage |
weekly. The business cards on the covers |
should pay the printers bill. una copia, |
cents"
ONE good thing can be said in favor of
electrocution: 1t killed one murderer.
GYMNASTICS will now catch the girls Miss
Best, of Meadv1lle, has been. measured and
weighed by anatomical experts and found not
wanting. She is the best-formed girl of the
period. She has gained notoriety through bars
and clubs, but is above reproach. The pu rsuit
of beauty will become popular
A GREAT many yards of drygoods go to waist
THE Independent voter seems to be on the
free list.
If you would be weather wise, keep your
weather eye on the special weather bulletin
published exclusively in The DISPATCH.
ARTIST WHISTLER, Actor Lingard and Edi-
tor Hawk, got badly tangled in the lobby of
London theater Saturday. Whistler is now
painting pair of blue eyes. Lngard fingered
too long in the Hawks claws and is docked for
repairs. AS usual in such affairs, the newspaper
man. while slightly dishgured. is still in the
ring.
THE season for political surprise parties
draws near.
NEW crop Spanish olives are arriving from
California.
THE only real estate not bought for specula-
ton nowadays is a lot in the cemetery.
IT would hardly be worth while to offer |
prize for a guess at the profits of the baseball |
this year.
THE premier dauseuse, unlike the pug dog
likes muslin.
WHAT becomes of the youthful prodgies?
Do they die young or go to seed early?
THE fences of some of the politicians seem
to be of the barbed-wire sort.
WILLIE WINKLE.
Gets Down to the Marrow of Crime. ,
From the Philadelphia Times.l
They have a Judge out in Lawrence county |
who gets down to the marrow of crime when it 4
comes within the jurisdiction of his court. It
IS an undisputed fact that the nomination of .
Mcdowell for Congress in that district was I
bought and paid for, but the grand jury of
Lawrence county ignored bills presented ;
against the corruptionists In the face of the /
,learest testimony. Judge McMichael next |
;ook the matter in hand in open court and or l
Tered an open hearing of the testimony in
court tomorrow, when he will doubtless re- :
commit the bills to the grand jury with instruc-
ions that are likely to be respected.
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