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Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
NO. so.
"Go WEST. YOUNG MAN; co wEsri'
Horace Greedy Did Not Originate This
Expression.

''Do you know" said an old timer at
the Chicago Club to the MdTs club man.
'tIlat epigrammatic bit of advice to
young men, Go West 50 generally at-
tributed to Horace Grecles. was not
original with him: No: Well. itwasn't.
II all came about this way: john l. IL.
Soule was the editor of the Terre liaute
Express back in the sos. and one day in
1851, if / remember right, Inc and Dick
Thomp on, afterward secretary of war.
were c,Eversing in the formers sanctum.
Thompson had Just flushed advising
Soule TO go West and grow up with the
country and was praising his talents rs
writer.
"'Why, John, he said, you could
write an article that would be attributed
to Horace Greeley if you tried.
-" No, Icouldn't, responded Mr.. Soule,
modestly. I'll bet couldn't
"'rll bet n barrel of flour you can II
you'll promise to try your best; the Hour
to go to some deserving poor person.
"'All right, I'll try responded Soulc.
"He did try, writing a column edito-
rial on the subject OF discussion-'hc oP'
portunities offered TO young men by the
West He started in by saying Horace
Greeley could never have given young
man better advice than that contained
in tho words, Go West, young man.
"Of course, the advice wasn't quoted
from Greeley-mcrely compared to what
he might have said. But in few weeks
the exchanges began coming into the
Express offices with the epigram re
printed and accredited 90 Greeley almost
universally. So wide circulation did
it obtain that at last the New York Irl6-
,mc came out edit rally, reprinted the
Express article, and said in foot note:
1.-THE expression of this sentiment
has been attributed to the editor OF the
New York Tribune enormously. Butso
heartily does he concur in the advice II
gives that he indorses most heartily the
epigrammatic advice of the Terre Haute
Express and joins in saying, Go West,
young man; go West. "-IChicago Mail.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13

Teacher - John, of what are your
boots made?"
Boy-Of leather, sir.
Teacher - Where does leather come
from.
Boy-From the hide Of an OK.
Teacher - What animal, therefore,
supplies you with boots and shoes, and
gives you meat to eat!
Boy--My father.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
Two People to Beware or

Beware of the man who tells you Of
his wife's faults. Beware OF the woman
who announces to you that life is with
out flavor. and that if she had only
known you before she did John, we'll
then. of course, it would have been diff
ferent.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
booming the Show.

Where's that living skeleton = asked
the gentleman from Philadelphia.
"Well, the fact Is, ;" said the Snowman
conhdentially, he fell into the slot OF
that weighing machine this morning.
and we haven't got him out yet. II
yonu come back tomorrow night j
guess you can see him.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
RGrber Nh0l,.

rI'HE room in the rear OF Watson House, i'm
L thcallcy, BIAS been Tedttcd and handsomely
furnished with improved Chairs, &c, and will
bee conducted by Samuel Brown. Customers
are assured Of cleanliness in all the appoint
ments, and comfortable prompt and courteous
attention. SAMUEL BROWN,
Clothes Renovated
Nav % 1880
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
Farmers.

LIVERY farmer should have can OF our
= Brown OF Red Paint. 1t is put up in and
one gallon cans. already to put on. The very
thing for painting gates, pumps, roofs, and all
sorts ofagricuitural implements.
AISQUlTH e co.
Aur l6 50
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
GEO. 7 LIGHT
MOODY Y sANKY Hymns-l, ., 5, and 4.

MOODY X SANKY Hymns, >, 5, and 4.
SCHOOL SUPPLIES have just received
= q stock of school Supphes-Lead Pencils
Slate Pencils, Pens and Pen Holders, COmpo-
sitiOn Books
DICrURE Frames-perfectly lovely; Cores
/ pondence Cards" Daisies Playing Cards
from 20 cts TO 75cts.; Mourning Paper and En-
veIOpes
VACUUM Oil, for Harness; CarbOlc Acid
3) cts. per bottle; Insect Powders. 80 cts
b.--he very best; Hog Powders, 50 cts. h.
Sold by GEO. T. LIGHT,
Oct l6. 1851 Druggist.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
FOR The TOWN CUSTOM

an orders will be deived az home of customer.
Dlr. r. T. Eddy, an experienced miller, is in
terested with us i'm the Milling Business and
Will give prompt attention 20 all orders.
CHARLESTOWN WATER Il MFG. co.
Arr NI 1850
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
II GREEN
-trTORNET ATLIT.

,fer'c'o.ri. Jcfceos C,udg, Wet iigisai.
VIII practice iu the Courts of Jefferson. Bcrke-
lev and Morgan counties, in the United States
District Court 900 Nartiusburg. aud in the SUI
prcme Court OF Appeals of West Virginia.
Special attention ,0 the collection % claims,
ana prompt remittances of the same.
Office in Law Building rearof Courthouse.
Aug. 6. 1sao.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
". BROWN


Ctaricsturs. JcF7soa County, West Iiyaaia.
Attends To- cases fra the different Courts of West
Virginia and Maryland Attention given 70
Pensions and an classes of Claims against the
o. $. Government
zs- special attention to Collections.
Jan. 10 lsSe
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
Carter House Respened.
GEORGE 5. WATSON, Proprietor.

THE CARTER HOUSE has recently under
L gone thorough renoyation-newly paint
ed papered aud furnished, and on Monday,
Nav 10Th. was reopened for the accommoda-
tion of the public. Transient or Permanent
Guests are assured that the best provision will
be made for their comfort in every p-rticular.
The House shall be model of neatneSs and
cleanliness, and the table will be abundantly
and richly supplied. Attentive and courteous
servants. only, will be retained, and the pro-
prietor will not only give general supervision,
but close attention to details, so that the guests
of the House shall have no room for complaint,
but have complete satisfaction guaranteed
them.
May II, 1890.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
4 A. LlPsCOMB
-fTTORNET At L4H
TOSEPH TEAPNELL.


Ctuts'p.l. Lf,eoa Comfy, bcf lnyNe".
Practice. in the Courts of Virginia and West
Virginia. Attention paid % collection ofclUmS.
Jan. 1O. l>SJ
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
Ne,fraygic Persons

And those troubled with nervousness resulting
from care or oVerwork viii he relieved by taxing
BrotCn's Iron BitterS. Genuine
has trade mark and crossed rcd lines on wrapper.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13

WE cali the attention of housekeepers 70
w the following Gelatine Corn Starch,
Irish Moss. TapiOca. Ext. Lemen Ext. Vanilla,
Ext Bitter Aimoad and French Rose Water
an of which we carry constantly in stock at
lowest prices. AISQUITH x co.
Nov H. 1887.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
REAMER'S
HOWARD HOUSE
Howard and Baltimore Streets,
Baltimore. Nd.

I TAKE this method of informing my friends
L and the public generally that have leased
the above well-known hotel for a term of years
and have thoroughly renovated and refurnish-
ed the same l hope, by polite and strict at
tenton % business TO merit liberal share of
public patronage,
Terms-Sl 80 and $500 per day.
JAMES REAMER,
Aug. 5, 1889. Proprietor.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
-ITrORNETS ~ I'D.

rtrdetrt. Lssoot couaa nct Fag.H''.
Practice u ,hc Courts of Jefferson and ad-
joining counties. in thc supreme Court OF
West Virginia and in the United states Dis
t-..t Court at Mar,iusburs. Notary Public in
Office
Office iu lawyer Row, ou George street.
Jam. s. 1850.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13

RRONH

IsijtfS
Needing tonic, OF chlldfru i'.ai t.si-i miiidiES
up. snouid is-e
BROWNS IiiUE Dif ii.@.
1t is pleasant 10 take eefes ~ iai ..i-'SsS'
ton, and Biliousness. All dealc j.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
n YonR lack AcHEs

Or you are all worn out, really good for boiiin2
il is general debility. Try
BROWS,S IRON DfTTEES.
II Will cure you. and give n good ar'fr'iiic- aD-
By all dealers IN medicine.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
Braddock DiStiIIery,
CUMBERLAND, MARYLAND.


Cumberland, Md, August Ii, 1888.
Having been under assignment as United
States storekeepers and gaugers at the Brad
dock diStillery of James Clark while in opera
ton, we hereby certify that in the manufac-
ture of the Braddock Pure Rye Whiskey only
rye and barley malt are used. Respectfully,
J. 2. WILLARD,
l.. II. TRooK,
john III. You've,
Il. LILLIs,
L. S. Storekeepers and Gaugers,
Cumberland, Md, Aug. 13, 1855.
James Cldrk & Co., DiStiUcrs, &C. Cumberland
GENrLENEN-For several years past we have
used your whiskeys in our practice to the ex-
clusiOn of all Others. Repeated trials OF your
Matted Rye and Barley Malt Whiskeys have
convinced us that they are the purest and most
uniformly reliable goods that we can lind Tor
our sick. Yours truly,
THos. NJ HEALY, NJ. ID.
w. w. WILEY, NJ. ID.
NJ A. X. +. CARR, NJ. ID.
C. II. 0HR NJ. ID.
DR.. e. X Goldsborough, well-known ply
sician of Washington, ID. c., writes
Oakland. Nd, August If, 1888.
lEessrs. James Clark e. Co., Cumberland, Nd:
Gentlemen-I take pleasure in saying that
regard your Braddock Whiskey as fine and
excellent article and cheerfully recommend it
for medicinal use.
Very truly yours,
Z. II. GoLDsBoRoUGH, NJ. d.
Winchester, Va, Aug. 10, 1888.
james Clarke d: Co., Cumberland, Nd:
Dear Sirs-I have frequently used i'll my
practice here your Braddock Pure Rye and
Barley Malt Whiskeys. l believe them to be
perfectly pure and free from all adulterations
Yours truly, W. T. MCGUIRE, NJ. II.
July is, 1SS9-1y.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
WIN. II. TRAYERS,
ATTORNEY LIN,

Cbmlcs.o,rl, JEFFERSON County West Virginia,
Will practice i'm the Courts of thisCounty and
the adjoining Counties.
Othce next door tOtheresidence of Mrs. Max
well, and nearly opposite the Carter House.
November % 1860.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
To the Public.

HAVING purchased the FLOUR and GRIST
IL MILL at CharleStown known as the
Locke Mill, and put il in thorough repair for
the manufacture of the very best quality of
Burr, or old process flour, We respectfully
solicit public patronage There will always be
on hand q supply of Flour, Corn Meal, Mill
Feed, Ground Corn, Cob, Etc, for sale or ex-
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
tTL4Ty.

Chqdesto,ga, J.favon Cgotg Wct Iuyiiia.
VIII undertake cases Jointly I'm the Courts OF
both of said Counties.
Nav n, 1872.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13

OFFERS to the people of jefferson County,
~ Insurance in a safe Company at the actual
cost of insurance which is much cheaper than
the rates usually charged, and keeps the money
at home Good risks from responsible parties
are invited.
Executive Committee meets every Friday.
DrREoroBs- Trapnell, Henry 3. Daven-
port. J. Garland Hurst, John w. Rider, W. II.
+. Lewis, r. Preston Chew, VIM. L. Wilson,
Eugene Baker. S. w. Washington, II. l.. Snyder
Charles p. Wilson, John II. little, Jacob 5.
Melvin, f. G.. w. Herr, isaac II. Strider.
COL. r. P. CHEW, President.
Ii. b. DAVENPORT. ,............ Treasurer.
EXECUTIVE CoMuTTEE-J. G. Hurst, VIM.
X. T. Lewis, Eugene Baker, Isaac II. Strider,
r. z. Chew, 5. W. Washington.
Local Ts.-Middleway-J. G. Shirley
Harpcr's Ferry-Chas. +. Trail; Shepherds
town. S. Fleming; Dufields-C. L.Bamhart;
Washington & Alexander.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
STARRY,
TAAIES NJ. RANSOM, Jr.,
DOCTOR OF DENTAL SURGERY,

Oilers his Professional Services to the citizens
of Charlestown and vicinity.
Eu-Omcein HUNTER BUILDING, in the rooms
recently occupied by Hon. Andrew Hunter as
Law Offices, opposite Court House. ChW.estc~n,
West Virginia.
April Is. ISSj-v
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
nR. E. DOUGLAS DAVIS,
DENTIST.

Has located iu Charlcstown for the practice Of
his profession. Issuppled with all the modern
appliances and prepared TO serve the public in
% satisfactory manner.
Ohce i'm building of Mr.. III. o. Talbot, near
ly opposite First National Bank.
Inne d lNNl
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
Surveying and Conveyancing

I WILL survey anywhere, promptly and at
1 short notice-accuracy guaranteed. Special
attention paid in connection herewith to DRAW
ING DEEDS orsny yotherinstrnmentso Of Writing
Z. 0.-Charlestown, jefferson Co., W. Va.
Dec. 5, 1877. 5. HOWELL BROWN.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
S u D: CHI g S

Sold by Druggists, or sent postpaid on receipt
of price. DIR. HUMPHREYS MANUAL, Q44 pages)
richly bound I'm cloth and gold, mailed free.
Humphreys Medicine 100 Fulton ST. NY.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-08-13
ATTORNETS 1T LAW,
&c MOORE,
ATTORNEY ATLAIT,

BoyrUc Clarke Comy Virginia,
and
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28
ON rHE BLUFF.

o grandly- ly-flowing Riveri
o silver-gliding River
Thy springing willows shiver
In the sunset as Of old.
They shiver in the silence
OF the willow-whitened islands.
While the sun-bars and the sRnd-bars
Fln air and wave with gold
o gay, oblivious Riveri
o sunset-kindled Riyerl
DO you remember ever
The eyes and skies so blue
On a summer day that shone here.
When we were all alone here.
And the blue eyes were too wise
To speak the love they knew2
o stern, impassiye Riverl
O still unanswering Riverl
The shivering willows quiver
AS the night winds moan and rave
From the past voice is calling.
From heaven a star is falling,
And dew swells in the bluebeils
Above her hillside grave.
-lJohn Hay.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28

ANNAPOLIS, MD. SATURDAY EVENING. JUNE g. 1890
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28
FOR RENT.

FURNISHED ROOMS for rent with or
without Board, Apply at 50 Maryland avenue,
Annapolis Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28

UJANTED.-AN ACTIVE MAN for each
w section Salary SO te 400, to locally
represent successful N. Y. Com pany inc0r-
Jewelry, etc, to consumers at cost. Also q
Lady of tact, SALARY $40, to enroll members
$50, 900 now enrolled. 100000 paid inl.-
References exchanged. Empire Cooperative
Association (credit well ratedl Lock Box go.
N. Y. 6-27
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28
Cancer of the Nose.
kPECIAL NOTICE.

We will insert in this column advertis.
meuts of Wants, For Rent. For Sale, Lost.
Found, &C., not exceeding four lines. ONE
WEEK. or less. for 90 Cents.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28

WY YANTED-SALEsME to sell our Nur-
Wv sery Stock. AL goods warranted
first-class. Permanent, profitable position for
the right man. Cash paid weekly. No ex-
perience necessary. Write for terms, giving
age and references. @. L YATES & CO.,
Nurserymen, Rochester, n. Y. 90
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28

TOR SALE CHEAP - One large MULE,
good worker also one good wor k
HORSE, l6 han5s high. Apply TO
s 27 II. d. BALDWIN, l02 College Ave.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28

XXYANTED-A Smart and willing COLOR
wv ed BOY to run errands and do general
store work. Apply at CENTRA al DRUG
STORE SO
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28

TSOR SALE-A fine BLACK MARE, Saddle,
II Harness and q Four Seat DAYTON, will
be sold cheap for cash. For further part
lars apply to ALEX. HART. No. Is Maryland
Avenue. n77
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28

4 ORA CANARY BIRD. in the n, igh-
IL bo-hoo OF Con nj street opposite the
Magrudcr gard n The finder will be literally
rewarde II left at mrs. S JICKLING, Con-
d tit Street, 6aow
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28

TOR SALE. The LOT on the Corner of
Washington and Clay Streets. This
Lot fronts 100 feet on both streets. Apply TO
30 +. EUGENE WATHEN.
Attorney-at Law. Annapolis, Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28

LrOR SALR.--A Desirable BUILDING LOT
T. 299x 90 6 feet deep on Conduit Street. :
Apply at So CONDUIT STREET. 81
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28
As Stock PastuTed. RS

FINE PASTURE can be procured
for Cattle or Horses; large area of grass.
clover and timothy; fresh and salt water
stock cared for daily, and sailed weekly.
For terms address
15tf JAS. =. MOSS. Annapolis. Id
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-06-28
FOR RENT.

HOUSE with six rooms, No lS Prince
George Street, Apply to 10 Conduit St, =. :.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1890-02-01
Life on a Cuban Plantation.

In Dakota and Manitoba the employment
on single wheat estates of hundred reapers
and an aggregate of three hundred laborers
for season has been regarded as something
unprecedented in agricultural industry; but
on one sugar estate in Cuba-"El Balboa
from fifteen hundred to two thousand hands,
invariably negroes, are employed, who work
under severe discipline, in watches or relays,
during the grinding season, by day and
night, the same as in the large iron mills and
furnaces of the United States and Europe.
At the same time there are few village COM
munities where like number Of people ex-
perience the same care and surveillance. The
male workers occupy quarters walled and
barricaded from the women, and the women
from the men,
There are in every village an infirmary, a
lying in hospital, physician, an apothecary
a chapel and priest, At night and morning
mass is said in chapel, and the crowds are al
ways large. There is of a Sunday less re-
straint, though ceaseless espionage is never
RENTED On these days and in parts of holt
days there are rude mirth, ruder music and
much dancing. This picture is given some
what in detail, because it illustrates how all
pervading and tremendous are the forces that
are modifying society everywhere, in civil
lied, partially civilized and barbarous coun-
tries, conjointly with the new conditions of
production and consumption. Hon. David
A. Wells in Popular Science Monthly.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1890-02-01

In one Of the Twin lakes, few miles east
Of Lakeville, is a rock known as Moving
Rock" 1t is close in shore, in about four feet
Fifteen years ago this rock was far out in tn
lake. and in size was nearly ten times what it
is today. 1t was noticed one spring fourteen
years ago that there was more of the rock out
of the water than usual, and some of the in
quisitive fishermen who then frequented tho
lake tried to find the cause They looked
down into the water and they could easily see
the bottom. They also saw, much to their
astonishment, that there was deep furrow
in the yellow clay, and that in length it was
nearly ten feet. The rock seemed smooth and
hard. The next spring it had moved nearly
fifteen feet more toward the shore, and the
furrow was plainly outlined. Then some one
called the great bowlder Moving Rock, and
the name has been associated with the Curl
osities of the lake ever since. And each
spring since that time finds the rock closer to
the edge Of the lake than it was twelve
months before. 1t is quite small now, but
bears all the evidences of the action of the
elements. 1t is porous in places, and to this
fact some attribute its remarkable travels.
The general opinion among the natives is that
the ice, when it breaks up each spring, is
piled in tons upon the rock by the north
wiAds, which hayesa cleanb sweep over the
lake, and thus the rock is driven closer and
closer in toward the bank-Boston Tran
script.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1890-02-01
Eugenie and the Monkey.

Believers in the Darwinian theory of the
descent of man should be cheered by little
story told by French paper about the visit
of the Empress Eugene to Egypt in 1869 to
open the Suez canal The empress brought
back with her certain monkey which she
had received as present, and JACKIE subse-
quently delighted the court by administering
a severe bite to NJ. Emile Olivier, who was
never a popular parsonage. That monkey
evidently meant to give NJ Olivier hint to
withdraw from the Tuileries, and if the
Occur leger" had only taken it he would
not have become primo minister, the war Of
the following year might have been averted
and the history of France changed. The
monkey was wiser than his mistress.-Lon-
don Gloha
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1890-02-01
Something About Kisses.

That kiss has been of importance In his
tory we al know, and that womans kisses
have made and uninade kingdoms. The most
famous OF kisses always seem 10 me that one,
or that many, given by the Duchess of Cor
don wnen she recruited an entire regiment,
Che Gordon Highlanders better known as the
Ninety second, by having each man take the
Queens shilling" from between her teeth, so
that he had, If he wanted, a good opportunity
10 kiss her. 1t is almost unnecessary to say
that the gallant laddies who fought so well
at Waterloo did not resist the charm of
lovely woman's mouth. However, remember
the kiss In vogue and just remember this,
too:
You viii find my dear boy, that the dearly priced
kiss,
Which with rapture you snatched from the half
willing miss,
Is sweeter by far than the legazed kisses
You give the same girl when you've made her
Mrs.
This is slangy, but it's the sad, sad truth.
Do you know how to kiss2 asks a connois-
seur. Ii you are a man you give a semi
scornfu, and misunderstanding smile at this
question and make no answer. If you ore a
woman you laugh a merry laugh and wonder
what kind of kiss you are expsctd % be
acquainted with. Why, the --latest % course.
And it Isl For your sweetheart 20 stoop over
you and kiss you just back of your she'll like
ear II you are wise, that is where You put
q little perfume, and the chances are he will
kiss you not once but twice there, and tell
you that kissing you is like putting ones lips
to the heart of great red rose. This is nat
ural in him, but it shows that he does not
realize the difference between a kiss made
perfect by art and that which is flower like
by nature. What do meana That the next
thing to kissing flower is kissing a baby
You take that in your arms, you look in its
clear eyes-eyes that have never been sad
dened by looking on anything but the pleas
ures of life-you put your lips to its rosebud
Of mouth and then you kiss it, and then
you know that you have inhaled the perfume
Of flower--the flower of the ock.-New
York Graphic.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1890-02-01

Last evening two youths, each about IA,
met in the street, when the following dia-
logue took place:
81 say, Bill, you got my knife"
"No, amt"
"'Pon your word"
"'Pon me word"
"'Pon your soulP
"'Pon me soul.n
"Hope you may die if you have"
''Hope may die if | have"
"You amt got my knife"
81 amt got your knife"
The querist seemed to be incredulous, but
was on the point of giving it up in despair
when bright idea occurred to him, and he
returned to the attack with:
"'Pon your honorP
"Oh," said the other, "now you touch me
honor; take your darned old knife" and he
handed the article over.
"Well done, Bill" said his chum; 81 allus
knowed you was a honorable chap New
York News
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1890-02-01
Addition and Subtraction.

Mrs. Fondwife-Yes, have a secret for
making my husband happy. | add some
thing to his cares and that diminishes them.
Mrs. Giggle-O, do tell me what it is.
Mrs. Fcndwife Il add an "s.n--Detroit
Journal