The Somerset reporter., 1890-04-24
MISCELLANY.

Frosted feet may be cured in one or two days
by the use of Salvation Oil. For sale by all
druggists % cents.
A lady refers to the moments she spends be-
fore the looking glass "moments Of reflection"
$1,000 Reward is offered
I.,nra better washing compound than Savrna Every
body ik es S,yena that tries it, Just try one pack
age Yourself. nseulprescnt in every package.
Why would it be impossible for horse to
vote on any measure Because all their votes
would be neighs.
Falling out Of the hair is the result of inacton
of the glands or roots OF the hair, or a morbid
state Of the scalp, which may be cured by Halls
Hair Remover.
A man is like an omnibus. When he is full
Of drinks he thinks there is room for one more.
After a varied experience with many So
called cathartic remedies am convinced that
Ayers Pills give the most satisfactory results.
| rely ex clusvely on these pills for the cure OF
liver and stomache complaints John b. Bell,
ST., Abilene Texas
How many things there are to laugh at in
this world to the girl who has petty teeth and
dimples'
"Feebly she laugheth in the languid moon
while Porphyro upon her face doth look" and
wonders what has swelled it so When he finds
II is neuralgia however, he does no. lose his
head, but having twenty-five cents in his inside
pocket investe in bottle of Salvation Oil.
Why is chimney like load of mixed wood I
Because there is generally smoke ( some oak
| in it.
| Scrofua is transmitted from parent to child,
and thus becomes family inheritance for geh-
| erations. 1t is, therefore, the duty OF every
-crofulous person to cleanse his blood by thor
ough and persistent course of Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla.
Many maiden age is marked down to low
| figure that she may be disposed Of at a bargain
The Great American Chorus
| sneezng. smiling and coughing, This is the
music all over the land just now 'I've got such a
| cold in my head " Cue it with Ely's Cream Balm
| or it may end in the toughest form OF catarrh.
| Maybe you have caarrh now. Nothing is more
nauseous and dreadful. This remedy masters it
| as no other ever did. Not a liquid a snuff
| Pleasant, certain, radical.
| Those fellows who dote on their girls some
times find matrimony powerful antidote.
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Read This Wonderful Cure.
Melvin Il. Patterson, age IL years, is employ
ed in City Fish Market. For some years he
had Salt Rheum in the hands so badly, they
would crack open to the bone and bleed freely
Two tottles Of DANA'S SARSARII.LA eff
ected cure, and Tor just two years has been en-
'irey free from trouble.
Gentlemen Il am thoroughly acquainted
with the case Of Melvin +. Patterson as he has
been in my employ for the past year and the
cure is genuine. his hands are entirely heal.
cd but the scars visible. My little girl, Il
years of age reduced in health and badly
run down; one bottle of DANA'S SARSAPA
RlLI.A built her system mp greatly, and i'm
proved her health. | consider it the most won
dorful Remedy with which an acquainted.
Very truly yours,
CAPT FRANK f. BRAMHALL
Propr City Fish Market,
Belfast, Me.
| II you want to see case Of repentance at tht
galluws watch bachelor when he's mendint
his own susprnders