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Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
PASADENA.

For wonder, the overland came in
on time yesterday, but brought no east
ern mail, it having missed connection.
The mail will be in this morning via the
Southern Pacific.
The Marengo Avenue Chautauqua
Circle met at Judge Magee's on Mon
day night. Papers were read by Miss
Annie Wood, subject, Queen Elizabeth /;
Lady Jane Grey, Mrs. Sedwick; Bloody
Mary, w. 2. Hammond; Mary Stuart.
H. j. Stewart. The next meeting OF the
circle will be held at the home OF +. d..
Stevens, on January 9th.
There will be services at the Church
of the Angels, Garvanza, tomorrow at
the holy communion.
Sophia M. Galbraith. wife of David
Galbraith. died yesterday afternoon at
SPIN, at her late residence, l27 South
Moline avenue.
The Chosen Friends will give ball on
New Years Exc. in Williams's hall.
Workmen were busy yesterday raising
the Cross road tracks at Raymond sta
ton, which had sunk somewhat during
the recent rain.
Uc IlEKAID buNA q osstn n
with DR.. Green yesterday in regard to
the opening Of the Webster. DR.. Green
stated that it was his intention to open
the Webster in about ten days. He in
tends to build an addition to the hotel,
running back to Kansas street, as al
ready stated by the HERALD, and will
have first-class man in charge. There
are three applicants for the position OF
1,,t > h, Il n nf xyat ~ q
cided which of the three will be put in
charge.
Willie Thompson has fenced in
South Fair Oaks avenue just north oi
Columbia street, between the two
Raymond station. 1t is said that Mr.
Thompson claims that portion of the
avenue as part of his property, and has
verting to the city in accordance with
the statute of limitations. Pending the
settlement of the question, passage or
structed, there being only room for the
passage of the street cars, in which Mr.
Thompson is interested.
The progressive hearts" at the Ray
mond last night was highly enjoyed by
those present.
Company B had their anniversary
banquet last night in the armory. Stories
were told by Lleutenants Hamilton anC
Cambel, Sergeants Buchanan, Basset
and Bougham and Privates Schmidt
Cogswell, Hahn, Rossiter, Berry, Youns
and Frost. The toasts offered were
Our Anniversary, Lieutenant Cambell
Our Guests, Sergeant Bougham Taps
sergeant Bassett; Guard Duty, Private
Hahn; Our Girls, Private Schmidt
There was banjo and guitar duet by
Corporal Case and Private Frost, recit
alton by Private Young, and the
Knights Farewell was sung in conclu
sion by the company quartette, com
posed of Messrs. B. w. Hahn, d. S
Bassett. George H. Frost and A. B. Case
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
The Best in the World.

j. B. Loughran, eN-mayor of North
Des Moines, and the Locust street man
ufacturer of steam engines and boilers,
said: 81 had severe attack of la grippe.
l used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
and applied Chamberlain's Pain Balm
to my breast. These remedies were just
the thing in my case. Ny child had
Group some years ago, and we used
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy with per-
feet success; since then we have never
been without these medicines in our
house | had cousin who was printer
and was employed in this city, where
they were printing circulars for Cham
berlain. He had deep-seated cold and
terrible cough, and while setting up
the copy he made up his mind to buy a
bottle. 1t cured his cough, and that
was the first time l ever knew anything
of Chamberlain's remedies. l have been
strongly in their favor ever since. My
own experience and that of my family
convinces me that these remedies are
the best in the world. That may be
strong language, but that is what
Think
For sale by G. F. Heinzeman, 222 North
Main street, Jno. A. Off, Fourth and
Spring, and all leading druggists.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
CARLSON'S GRAPES.
What Billy Will Do With San Diego's
Back Country.


That tall, auburn faced young man
who carries persuasive smile with him
is Billy Carlson OF San Diego. 1t is not
generally known what Billy is doing
here. but friend of his told HERALD
reuorter Yesterday that he is organizing
a company to develop the "back coun-
try" OF San Diego by turning it into one
vast vineyard There is no, or very lit
tie, water in that famous "back coun-
try" but Billy has q patent way of over
coming that difficulty. If you ask him
about it he will probably explain it
about this way:
"Why, we have millions of acres OF
back country all of the richest soil in
The world, but it is pretty dry, and
somehow nothing grows well on it ex-
cept cacti. Oh, they grow You can see
them grow They are full OF water, you
know Yes, sir; the very finest
water. Yes, sir; the best water
in the world is found in the
stalks of San Diego cact. The very
finest, sir. Well, this is simple way to
make those cacti and that superb water
bring forth the finest kind of grapes.
Grapes, yes, sir, | said grapes. How =?
why, easiest thing in the world, tell
you. l shall just graft grape vines on
the cacti, and there you are. The cacti
will give them all the water they need.
I have got my railroad under way, and
I expect to have more freight than it
can carry in few years simply from
these vineyards which l shall establish.
| shall form company with capital of
fifty millions. Have some stock? You'd
better. Why, it's the biggest thing on
earth"
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
SIXTEEN OF THEM
Who Will Celebrate Christmas Time
by Marrying.


The approach OF Christmas has Gre
ated boom in marriages. Yesterday
"Cupid" Mappa was kept busy in sup
plying the demand for certificates. At
5 O'Clock, the book showed the follow
ing record:
Ambrose r. Walcott, aged 35, native
New York, to Lille R. Monaghan, aged
%, native of Michigan.
Edward G. Magauran, aged %, native
OF New York, to Mary j. Redmond,
aged 25, native of Illinois.
Emmet r. Shong, aged 90 native OF
Michigan, to Martha Smith, aged 20,
native OF Canada.
Robert L. Cleland, aged 26, native of
Indiana, to Jennie E. Augustus, aged 25,
native of Kentucky.
Wilson Rogers, aged 20, native of Mas
sachussets, to Alberta A. Mauser, aged
20, native OF Illinois.
Benjamin L. Serhert, aged %, native
of New Jersey, to Clara l.. Searle, aged
20, native OF California.
jeremiah Houser, aged 53, native of
Pennsylvania, to Mary Kiehl, aged As,
native of Pennsylvania.
James A. Brown, aged SO, native OF
Alabama, to Margaret S. Wilson, aged
10, native of California.
1t will be seen that the oldest groom
was So and the youngest 90 The
youngest bride was 19 and the Oldest
bride As,
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
SHERIFF'S SALE.

T OS ANGELES TRIBUNE-THE COMPLETE
IL newspaper outfit of the Los Angeles Tribune
will be sold at sheriffs sale to the highest bid
der for cash. on Saturday, December 13, 1890,
at 10 o'clock d. M, either as a whole or in sep
arate parcels, at No. 120 North Spring street,
Los Angeles. The plant comprises newspaper
(brevier, minion and no npareil and advertising
type, stands cases leads, rules, imposing stones,
chases, galleys proof press, ink, mailing outfit,
composing sticks, furniture, etc. Also one 20
horse power boiler and engine, shafting, piping,
pulleys and betting; one complete stereotyping
outfit Office desks, safe, library and other furni-
ture. Also equity in Potter web perfecting
press.
Postponed to December 9th, at 10 a. m.
12-11-td
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
Where Language Fails.

Language is hardly strong enough to
express my admiration of the merits of
Chamberlain Cough Remedy. 1t is the
best remedy for Group and whooping
cough | have ever used. During the
past eighteen years l have tried nearly
all the prominent cough medicines on
the market, but say, and with pleasure
too, that Chamberlain Cough Remedy
is the best of all.-THoMAs RHODES, Ba-
kersfeld, California.
Mr. Rhodes is a prominent attorney
at Bakersfield
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
CHAINS ON THE BEAR.
His Coming Duel Announced with a
Bull

Quite an exciting scene was witnessed
at the Agricultural park the other day.
The grizzly bear imported there from
Acton was roped and chained. 1t took
a score Of Mexicans to perform the act.
The bear fought desperately, and the
greatest difficulty was experienced in
handling him. One foot was roped at a
time, after which a chain was put
around the bear. The men are getting
the native of Acton ready for fight
against bull.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
THE cows FAULT.
Mrs. Stansbury Falls and Dislocates
Her Shoulder.

Mrs. Stansbury is the grandmother OF
Mrs. Bradner w. Lee. She yesterday
met with a severe accident. She was
crossing vacant lot near her residence,
on which was staked out COW. 1t is a
physiological fact that most women re-
gard COW or mouse from about the
same point Of view, and as the animal
in question made certain demonstrations
which Mrs. Stansbury regarded as hos
tile, she ran, and stumbled, falling so as
to completely dislocate her shoulder.
Drs. Maynard and Colburn set it, and it
reguired the combined strength OF four
men to pull it into place. Mrs. STAINS
bury stood the ordeal most bravely.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
Miles,s Nerve and Liver Pills

Act On a new MISUNDERSTANDING The liver
stomach and bowels through the nerpcs. new
discovery. Dr. Miless Pills speedily cure bill
ton Unequaled for men, women, children.
Smallest mildest, surest! Fifty doses, 25 cts
Samples free, at K. w. Ellis q Co.'s.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24

A silk umbrella makes an acceptable
Christmas gift--you can find an elegant
assortment with plain, natural wood
and mounted handles, at Desmond's,
102 N. Spring street.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION OF
PARTNERSHIP.

YNAKE NOTICE-THAT JOE P. TAGGART
L and John d. Bosch, heretofore carrying on
business as co partners at Nos.311 and 313 New
High street, Los Angeles, Cal. under the name,
style and firm of Taggart & Bosch. have this
day dissolved partnership,and hereaf tier the said
bu mess will be carried on under the name of
J. P. Taggart & Co., who will collect all bills
due the said firm and assume all liabilities
the late firm.
Dated at Los Angeles, Nov. %, 1890.
JOE 7. TAGGART,
JOHN D. BOSCH.
Express copy. 1126-1m
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
POsTpONEMENT OF SALE.

At meeting of the Directors of the Southern
California Blue Gravel Mining Company, held
at the Office of the Secretary 126 South Spring
street, Los Angeles, Cal, December 22d, 1896
the sale of the delinquent sto on account OF
postponed until December 90 1890, at o
o'clock a. m.., to take place at the Office of the
Secretary GAY w. BPOWN, Secretary.
Cal. 1923 ID
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
POSTPONEMENT OF SALE.

AT a meeting of the directors of the Southern
California Blue Gravel Mining Company, held
at the Office Of the Secretary, 126 South Spring
street, Los Angeles, Cal, December 15, 1890,
the sale OF the delinquent stock on account of
assessment No. 2 of 20 cents per share, was
postponed until December 22d, 1890. at q
O'Clock a m to take place at the office of the
Secretary. GAY w. BROWN, Secretary
Office, 1876 South Spring street, Los Angeles,
Gal
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
TO CONTRACTORS.
TO CONTRACTORS.

THE BEAR VALLEY LAND AND WATER
L Co. hereby invites sealed proposals for the
construction of about 1000 feet of woodeo pipe,
AZ inches inside diameter to be built from the
Santa Ana cany on tc the head of the Bear
Valley Stone Ditch, near Redlands, San Ber-
nardinO county, California in accordance
with specifications on file in the Office of the
company's secretary in Redlands. Bids to be
opened January &, 1890 The company re-
serves the right to reject any and all bids. Sat
isfactory bond for the construction of the worx
will be required 12-l9-16t
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
Lovely Slippers
1t half price. Lewis, 20l North Spring. st.

Send a Christmas present to your eastern
friends of Pure California Wines. II. j..
Woollacott, 124 and 1876 n. Spring ST., will de-
liver two cases "a bottles, to any part OF the
United States for 50 90.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
SDeciaI Notice,
Open.

We are selling our gents velvet and plush EN-
broidered slippers at half price. Lewis, 20l
North Spring ST.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24

The Mammoth Shoe House will be open until
10 p m. so as to accommodate all who may
wish to secure bargains in shoes and toys free.
315 and 317 South spring st.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24

Loads of toys and holiday presents will b,
given away ut the Mammoth Shoe House to
day Call and secure your toys free. 3l5 ant
517 South Spring st.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
&1.25
Ereei Free! Free

Is the price of lovely pair of gents embroid-
cred slippers at Lewis's, POI North Spring st.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
Justice Meat Market.
Grand Opposition Fight
For the Benefit of the
PEOPLE OF LOS ANGELES

The proprietor of this market has
come to the conclusion to sell his meats
cheaper than any market in this city.
He has nothing else but inspected
meats, stamped by the inspector, so he
can be relied on as having pure and
healthy meats. The finest meats of all
varieties can be seen at my place.
Special prime cuts for the holidays.
Call and inspect my goods and learn
the priceS as follows.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24

Wall Paper.-New designs. at 7c., 10c. and
I5c a roll White blanks and gifts Samples
sent. Dealers supplied 237 s. Spring street
f. ]. BAUER
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24

Be sure and get your healthy and
cheap meats at the
JUSTICE MEAT MARKET.
Los Angeles and First SITS.
FELIX LEVY, Proprietor.
Telephone TO2. 12.13-1m
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
METROPOLITAN STEAM DYE WORKS

63S Buena Vista ST., also, 241 Franklin st.
Fine dyeing and cleaning specially.
IL 13-1m
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24

And in accordance with law, and an order of
the Board of Directors, made on the 22d
of each OF Such SO stoct
be necessary will be sold at the ofhce OF
the company, No. 1876 South Spring street, Los
Angeles California, on the 10Th day of Decem-
ber, 1890, at 10 o'clock a. m. of such day. to
pay delinquent assessments thereon, together
with costs of advertising and expenses Of sale.
GAY w. BROWN, Secretary.
Office, 126 South Spring street, Los Angeles,
Cal
Los Angeles herald., 1890-12-24
SALE OF DELINQUENT sTOCK.

Southern California Blue Gravel Mining Com
pany,Is office. No 126 South Spring street, Los
Angeles, California
NOTICE-THERE is DELINQUENT UPON
~ the following described stock on account
of assessment No. q levied on the 22d day of
October, $780, the several amounts set opposite
the names OF the respective shareholders, as
follows:
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03
PERSONAL

Col. VIII L. yisscher arrived from
Tacoma yesterday.
Mr.. ID. Ii. Merriman, the we'll known
timber man, has been seriously i'll.
j. A. Bell, of Santa Barbara, is regis
tered at the Vendome.
Nelson Bennett, Fairhavens benefac-
tor, is registered at the Fairhaven.
c. Swarbe, OF HOLSTER, arrived ia the
city Wednesday morning.
Governor Williamson, assistant land
commissioner will visit Fairhaven this
week.
{. \. Larrabee aud H. y. Thompson
left Tuesday night for Portland. They
Will be gone about ten days
Mr. IL. W. Gillette, superintendent OF
the electric light and water companies.
left last Tuesday evening for ketchum.
Idaho. He will return in three weeks.
A large party of young gentlemen with
their lady friends have arranged for a
Fourth OF July yachting excursion to the
Siwash camp on the opposite side OF the
bay where picnic aud barbecue will bt
the features OF the outing.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

A farmer, who was seated with his wife ir
a wagon ON the market yesterday, backoned
TO a newsboy who was shouting:
'All about--i1 etc, and asked:
Whats up now"
An about the message"
"What message.n
The president'sn
''oh, that's it, The president sent mes
sage 70 some one did hen
Its the message 20 congress- said the boy
after looking at the headlines.
Must be mighty importantly
"Yes, sir
Guess I'll take one thena
'lguess you wont!n exclaimed the wife as
he felt for his change. What on earth do
you want Of MESSAGE
want to see what it is. don't In
But it's nothing but reading"
mo. s'pose not. but the president must a
had sunthin' ON bis mind when he made il up. 3
'S'posen he had We've got nuff on our
minds. haven't WEI You haven't finished
that life of Dan1 Boone yit.n
That's 81. Say. hub. sorry TO have trou
bled ye, but CUES don't keer for any mes
sage, and the ole woman is rayther agin it.
too. Its probably all right, but don't keef
for it, I've got book 10 home that make.
my hair stand right up ON every page, and |
guess the president can't beat that Life o
Dan1 Boone. and the way he did knock In.
juns and bars about would make your feet
cold to read No, guess | won't buy. III
continue on with Danl Boone.--Detroit Free
Press
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Judge Bollingsworth is unfortunate. The
other night, after hard days work, he did
not go home until the family had eaten sup
per.
Il won't put you TO any trouble to get me
anything to eat, he said TO his wife. I'm 70
out and get lunch.n
you'll find everything in the safe. Don't
leave anything on the table, for the mice are
awful bad
When the judge returned to the sitting
room his wife asked.
did you put everything away"
YES"
did you shut the safe doori"
Yes"
did you shut 1t tightF
YES
What did you do with the lampr'
what lampF'
The lamp you took with you.n
Didn't bring il backf'
"No.r
BLEW it out then, guess"
When the fire bells rang a bright blaze
lighted up certain part Of the town When
the engines arrived the judge was seen walk.
ing about in an excusable scarcity of dress
He had shut the lamp up in the safe.--Arkan.
saw Traveller.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03
MR. WOODS INVESTMENTS.


and Other Matters.
"Loysy.n pertinentlv ramarlsa AT, r.
Wood at dinner last evening
"Dovey. - responded Mr. Ka, vooa .;.A
smotion. Wv"
"Sweet - continual Mr. Ia, w., ar
an Sonth Water straet Today
Darling queried Mrs Ken Wood ,.,,ha.
sor9n
Ito Law In some sunnlies bttla ra,r
IAN right. Ken dear: yor'ra inst The o,o.s.
man thai ever was and IN, - -, ~
the vay did Pleas, fo,si,,., ~, ~, IN
all about South Water street ;,
swell, here goes Them and Mr. r.,
waoa nnsh.a III chai,. haa,. - -
and lii a cigarette. .rust come nvsr 80 49, s's
by ma That's rioht nat wan - -
price Of Vegetables and fruit frst y
"And vybat dia ,o,, ~. -,
81 ~, s.,,,,,,' ,s,.,s,.,... -.,l..'
anges and onionsf,--
soh. Won don't love ma Ks, ILnhov
IL womb ha Wa,ra n,a,.r;a, -. - NV
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Lake Samish will be favorite
resort for the celebrators of indie
pendcnee day. as programme of
sports is proposed for the place and the
occasion: Besides the pleasures OF scenery
anu the holiday picnic gastronomic JOYS.
not To mention the pure. crystal drinking
water, there will be the happiness that
every angler covets of the opportunity of
obtaining the finest mountain trout. which
alb lund IN the lake
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Judge-Jim Webster, you are accused by
Sam Johnsing Of having shot him intention.
ally with fine shot while you were out hunt.
ing together.
Webster-No SIGH ding, boss. He shot his
self ackerdentally, and now he lays 1t on me.
"But its not likely that he would shoot
himself in the back
"oh, you don't know dat niger Oars
no rascality what be amt capable oh doin''
Texas Siftings.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

White Citizen-well, jackson, what ars
you doing for living nowi
Colored Citizen-Aint dom nothin', de OLE
woman takes in washin'.
White Citizen-Ain't you ashamed Of your.
self to allow your wife to support you by
washingi
Colored Citizen-Well, boss, my ole woman
am mighty ignerant Niger, an doan know
how 10 do muffin else -Munseys Weekly.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

A negro boy, while walking along the
street took of his hat and struck at wasI
that had alighied ON tall shrub, hanging
over fence The boy put on his hat, turned
to a man and said:
Il thought got dat ar ole wassn
Didn't you get himfn
"No, sab, but r.. He snatched of hi
hat, elapped his hand on the top Of his head
squatted, howle,i and said:
Blame T | didn't git dat ole was. AR.
kansaw Traveller.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

MeFingle-Is il so that Prince Bahdbluhd,
to whom Miss Huntidhunt. the American
heiress. was engaged. is very near sighted
McFangle-So | understand.
Then don't blame her for breaking of
the engagement"
"Why notf'
Because he cannot read his title clear -
Lawrence American
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Mr. Poor ferventlyl-Will you be minei
Miss Rich mot unkindly1-No, no
NMr Poor tinterrupting)-Do NOT 'say that
my darling Do not
Miss Rich dnterruptingl-No, cannot be
yours; but II you are willing TO be mine we
might arrange it Washington Star.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Old Gentleman to little girl ON the horse
carl-How old are you, little girli
Little Girl--Are YOU the conductori
Old Why, no, have nothing
10 do with the railroad
Then lm wears odr
COLLAPSE Of little girls mother.l--New
York sun.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Ella "a society girl, to friend)-Did you
receive yesterdays
Bella-No. took the money it would have
cost for reception and gave myself a seal.
skin jacket for New Years present
Ella-What made you do that.
Bella-Because, you know, lit is more
blessed to give than to receive. Lawrence
American
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Sslesman-And now, how about the setting
for the lady's broochl
Tom Allbroke dmpecuniousl-Why, good
heavens-er-that is, I-you don't dis
after the clerk explains. Excuse me, Edith,
but / actually thought the fellow said "set
tlingT'-Jeweler's Review
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03
A Marrow Escape

Yesterday morning while J. Il. Cooper.
OF San Francisco. was out sailing on Bel
bingham Bay in a light bost. the wind
loon him amidshipS. as il We're. aud his
little craft was upset in an instant III
chung 10 the boat and was rescued 4,
sailors ON scow which was passing All
the time. Cooper was the worse only
for the wetiing. He Is an amateur sailor
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Landlord ito departing guesti-I trust
may rely upon your recommending my es-
tablishnentl
Guest don't happen TO have at this mo
ment a mortal enemy in the worldl-Humo-
ristische Blaetter
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

II felt so nervous, mamma said little
girl, referring to an accident of the previous
day.
What do you mean by nervous, my
dearr
"Why, mamma, its just being in hurry
ali over. ~ London lid Bits
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Rob-My dads squire and gifts his name
In the papers every day
Tom tcontemptuously)- nuthin'i NY
dad took Jinks' liver pills and got his picter
In the papers, and it didn't cost him nuthin',
neither. -Pittsburg Bulletin.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Jipson-You remember Unison. Jobsonl
Jobson-l do | remember him as being
an out and out bad one. constantly beating
his wife and children, and making his home
miserable.
Jip-Well. be is making his home happy
now.
Job-Yes, he's dead-Boston Courier.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Lawyer-Your uncle makes you his sole
heir; but the will stipulates that the sum of
81 coo must be buried with him.
Heir tfeelinglyl--The old man was eccen.
trio; but his wishes must be respected, Of
course. Ill write check for that amount.
Boston Beacon
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-03

Jingle-Excuse me, old man, but why did
you marry Miss Fink She's not at all
pretty.
Jangle-'Sh | know it, but now | can
take her pretty sisters TO the theatre without
having people say that I'm a firt-Iaw
renee American