New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-06-25
THE TALK or THE DAY.

oc,in civen II n fit of the blues, II Is shown 10
have grown very little during the last zen years
The Inquirer explains il thus Along 'he uoN',
Or moro lines Of railway running into this cry ana
Camden a hundred thriving towns are growing rap'uS
he reason of the exodus Of Phladephians who cannot
longer stand bad gas bad streets, bad water, SLOW
transit and the general decrcptude OF our municipal
institutions II Is low estimate to say that the
suburban population entirely dependent on TINS city
Is 100000 In 1900 it will be twice that If we do
not do something TO make this city more desirable As
a place Of residence
A Natural Resnlt:-vsitor to Insane Asylum TO
Keeper isadly)-That poor fellow was one Oh our
most promising young lawyers till he took Young
lady 10 ball game one afternoon ana attempted 10
watch the game and explain 10 10 her al the same
time Lawrence American.
The Halifax Herald SAYS that we ought 10 adopt
another name. II thinks the United states OF Amer
lea is about equal 10 name al ALL II our cousins
remarks, without even the suggestion Of a smile
really intend 10 pcrpctuate the mistake they made
A century ago in separating themselves from their
knsmen Of the Anglo saxon race they should try and
give themselves name BETTING their ancestry and
the land which British proves won for them.'
Old Lady--Is there anything you can do around the
house II give You good meal
Tramp-Ycs, marin l kin lecture on WAGNER, an
my fren' hero kin give practical Illustrations on DER
iannyforjy. II you've got one-(iiarper's Weekly
wealthy citizen Of Kansas City has spent every
night for the last two months beside the grave of
hts wife and son. At about IL o'clock every night
he goes % the cemetery. and makes his bed on the
ground close to the graves Of his loved ones.
4 Cautions Lover" Look here, Fritz, why don't
You make up 10 the little franl"in' go IN ana "h'
Fritz Csulkily,- That may be. but I can't do with
the mother Of pearl "-FlcnsbirGer Sonntog'batt
A recently married young lady talking with
ono OF her school friends, and in her remarks the
words he and him frequently occurred.
L Sec said her friend that You sing only one
him now
Yes replied the happy bride. but he's sam
too"
CLAssDAY CONQUEST.
Tho gce club sang in the yard that night.
Their roickns melodies filled the air.
While a thousand lanterns she'd their light
on gallant youths and on madens FAIR
In a ilolworthy window seat VIC sat.
with close drawn curtains to shut US .
The shade Of her vide brmmed flower wrcathcd hat
Hid all II her face but her dimplcd chin,
But her eyes shone out in the dim half-light
with "A starry glcam that thrilled my soul;
And vowed in my heart would win that night
The love that would make my hall life whole.
The elee club had ended its sercnade;
The lanterns were dying one BY one:
The nd light, had faded the band had played
Fair Harvard" and Glass Day was almost done.
Then trrmblingly ventnred at last to press
Her hand. As said what I'd longed 10 say:
Can you fancy my Joy At her whispered Yes
or the shock as she added That's six today
Bonneville Journal
New England is running largely 10 clubs, many OF
which have very odd names. In Massachusetts,. for
instance there are the Ccrtus Club, Of Milford th'
-atura Club, Of Chelsea, the Tambourine Club. Of
Somervillc. the Jersey stock Club, OF Newton, the
Happy GoIMcky Club OF FAN River, the Bcllamy
Club, Of Dover. the sOmcthingian Club. Of Maiden
the Half Past six Club. Of Marlboro; the Thought
Club Of Hyde Park and the Psyche club. Of Midway.
Not the suit lie sweetam-she smiled on my
suit, Robbins, old boy.
Robbins-Mcll. | think shc might The wonder Is
she didn't 60 into Dissatisfaction Herald.
To Clara: You inquire when it is that selfdenial
achieves its supreme victory. rho question Is a
difficult one Try travelling in private car without
dvulgng that IL that sort Of ear that carried
you and sec II 1t does not give your self denial an
awful wrench
Visitor lin reference 10 party at the pano-How
beautifully your daughter plays Mr.. savage!
Mr. savage YES. when shc plays 1t isn't so bad
but II Is lust awful when she has Ia work as she is
working at present over of them blamed calithum
plan compositions Boston Transcript.