St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-19

And though giant team was signed.
IN PLAYING strength, that all had thought
Could win the prize with dlgets Down
The figures just the same they caught,
500i
VIII naught subvert the fatal spell. "a
And change that awful time worn RUE!
No wonder that the cranhs believe
There fatGlSm i'll that cool
500!
OF all the sad people at the present
time, the saddest is the maiden with the
new spring outfit, and the youth with
the midsummer suit. Each day they
rise in the morning in hopes that the
sun is shining brightly and they may
have a chance to display their summer
finery; but the frOWning heavens still
insist upon greeting the eye, and the
weather clerk laughs in his sleeve with
peculiar expression that leads the aV-
eTage man to believe that he IS putting
up Job on his neighbor who has been
more lucky than himself in procuring
supply of warm weather clothing. Sew
eral members of the Chrysanthemum
club meet daily and offer mutual con-
dolences. Meantime, jewellers on the
coast of Greenland are sprinkling their
lawns and feeding their pet wairuses
If the efforts of the associated chart
ties to send the flower girls to OWatonna
should be successful it would be a great
benefit to the girls and also TO Mime
apOlis. What it would be for OwatOnna
remains a question for the future ana
depends largely upon how the young
ladies themselves would behave them
selves in their new home.
The assertion that the board of trade
at its next meeting will frame resolu-
ton to be sent to Minnesota representa-
tiveS at Washington, asking that better
laws be passed looking to the preSerYa-
ton of buffalOeS as game bird, IS
characterized as a base calumny by
members of the organization. They say
the matter will not be taken up until
next year.
81 wish the Minneapolis base ball
team would always come in for lunch
at the same time | do" said gentle
man in a restaurant the other daY.
When asked the specific reason for the
wish. he said: Don't you see, there
are no flies on any one else when they
are in the ROOM"
He neared the plate, with action
great, and larruped at the leather. But,
strange to say, the bat that day and
ball ne'er came together. 'NWhat is the
cause Of this APPLAUSE" the stranger
asked some one. why, that's the man,
that, if he can, will make a long home
run" And yet the run is often won
upon a modest hit, while crowds that
see sit silently, don't yell little bit.
1t must be matter of great encour-
agement to the Peoples Reform party
leaders to note the rapidity with which
the men whose names were included in
the committee of fifty are diSclaimng
any connection whatever with the af-
fair. The list was long time coming,
and was patiently waited for by the in
terested public. Now it seems that the
gentlemen have been placed upon the
list without being consulted about The
matter one way OF the other. The re
suit is that they are hustling out OF it
with graceful rapidity.
The report that the young newspaper
man who wrote, 'D0st love the gentle
art of angling, reader?' would be
elected to responsible position in the
Game and Fish Protective Association
of Minnesota is denied by Treasurer
Bracket. He will have to be satisfied
with a less humble position.