Telegram-herald., 1890-07-14


~as blrsen "a Nes Jersey. This Is
nothing unusual IA tie sumner. Of
course, hat I am not taking about
.nosqz1tsesL n Impressions II hydro
,phsbia form sEe sgbIect u this merry
't4ls.
Ny wife said it Eas "a Judgment On
ne" | have noticed that when . tEinz
that - particularly unpleasant and
notably unworthy 70 be associated, with
ProTitence happens - fellow. his Wits
always says u Is a Judgment This IL
particularly true q those cases wherein
ths fellos IS doing something which 20
doesa's want 70 Go. bat cant avoid And
the more conspieuously unreasonable
ths punishment, the more certain =
woman - 90 discover rs sacred origin.
The feminine idea Of justice apparently
Includes an averaging power provided
with an ine1haustiole supply Of nissfis
re-ibQnonz.
Just take cais case for example. My
wife haa some distant relatives living
IN New Jersey coaid stand 70 II they
were even more distant than that
sne went out there the other day and
fen n love With q little yellow pup
Her cousin, . maiden who had seen
some twenty-seVen or eight peach c-ops
Ifall OF which were failures IN their in
Icfpiency according % the daily papc-s),
agreed Ia a burst Of generosity. % give
Maude the pup The animal was tho
property OF Nande's cousins small
brother and ? great nuisance around
the house. Mauds couldn't bring II
back with her. 50 sho sent me out the
next Cay 20 get It
Tho family wcre so delighted 20 gct
I'd of the yellow pup thar thcy tnyitcd
.rnc 20 dinner Aftor the rersst sat on
tae piazza with Maude's cOusia. watch
i.g TIE moons pale rays struggling
Ssrou~h the couGs-oi mOsquitOcS l
p-otest that l was rot flirting With
saude's cousin. In fact, my converse
ton was notably destitute OF those
rcntle touches II sentiment and poetry
which usually distinguish il, because l
was busy devising plan By which l
could lose The yellow pup on The way
houlc ia such away as TO escape Maude's
ccn5urc.
AZ that moment l folt . sensation in
rcy lef. leg which. had such thing
becn pCssiblc, would have led no % be-
lieve that | bad been run over by a
r1owin~-raachirc. A. tho sauo time
there wa8 = loud and f-antic bark and q
acurrying OF feet BY the side of tho pi-
azza. As soon as / had houled in q man
ner 70 fit my sensations l looked over
toe edge % the piazza but could see no
slEa of any animal.
whats the 1atter?" asked Maude's
cousin.
'T've been bitten" yelled.
'Oh. you mustn't mind tho mosqui-
toes she said. I'VE have 10 stand e N
In tho summer"
"MosqritocsV' I exclaimed. "Are
there any stray jaguars, or lions, or
rhinocerosesa among the domesticanim
on this farm? Because I've just lost tho
amount OF o square meal for some beast
OF that siSe-"
just then there came a voice ont Of the
darkness which said: What's the mat
Ter. mister?"
II was tho young brother called Tom
nv. and he appeared TO be laboring un-
GSr grOas CACAsot1SAs- hno1 soiN' az "a
OF ny misfortune he said, solemnly
You're q goner. l know'd it jim
(uame OF the yellow pup has been an
bit 20, an he's stark, starin' mad
You've got hydrophobia sure."
This was encouraging.
TON, what do you nean?" asked hi
sister
IT SEQ that dog actin queer these
las three days" said Tom. HE
wouldn't drink no water and he had I
bad look In his eye. Tonight, 'bou
harr On hour ago. he began TO tea
around out behind tho barn though
that mebbo be vas thirsty an so go
him pail o. water. Then he clln th'