The Red Cloud chief., 1890-09-19
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-s0ool oeeniae. Mr. Solomoa"
'.0sot nesniae. sie. vss ess ! sell
yosf" ':Nothiag. I didn't como %
tsy." '0oos lay. sis."-Yaakse Blsde.
-0f The oos hssdred and eight new
1soos peodueea during the year just
Vaaeea. sevesty-thrss are eseditcd 70
Ffa.eA aaA bat Ave - ~ Usited
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-Do0estc servaats ase % scarce IN
Montreal that Woaeo IL want Of help
80 sata - visis The Jail With the Wow
Of sasaginS yoaag wo0ea 70 work foe
them st the Close Of their terms Of Inn
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Jockey Cast ride today. Mr..
PetsaA" Psttit-"WAass tho matter?
Are Jon sick7' Jockey mo. I'm not
sick; but I've got . silver In my 6ngcr
and I'm afraid they'd make IL out that
! ~ ovcrweiGht"-Judge.
-LAdy-'I would like 70 get . ssfv-
sat-gisl The family consists Of my
husbasd. myself and ave children"
Employment Agent VERY sorry.
madam. but you will have 70 kill Oh
some Of the children."
Two friends were looking at Elihu
vedder's picture Of Tho Sea-Scrprnt"
In tho Boston Museum Of Fine Arta
''What do you think Of it," asked one.
''Well, there's . great esfin that picture"
replied the othef.-Harper's Baxar.
Vaudeville wiR9inA Of New
Brighton, Staten Island. SUGGESTS drown
ing - . humane form Of capital punish
ment He says he came near being
drowned not long ago himself. He went
far enough 70 discover that death BY
that method would b p~sinlesA
"A Hartlsnd, Mich. wOmsa thought
she heard burglars in the house while
her husband WAS away. and. getting out
An old borse-pistol. she blazed away 1t
s0methinR she saw In the road. Her
husband now bewails the loss of . 200
mule that she fred At
Old gentleman lat his daughters
wedding)-'My dear. ! don't see how ]
Am to get along without you" Bride
'Never mind. pa Since the ceremony
WAS performed, my husband has con
fessed that he hasn't enough saved 70
60 70 housekeeping, 70 you may not lose
me after all."-N. y. Weekly.
~ must first ask you. Miss Ethel.
before ! tell you the width. and
depth. and height Of the burning love I
bear for you-do you believe that mar
risge is q failure?" ''Well." responded
Miss Ethel. while . blush mantled her
brow. II think that tho pursuit Of mar.
Piage Ia apt 70 be . failure" How much
castor It must have been after that.
Eighteen words have come into the
language - probably temporarily. most
of them - to denote the act or state Of
electric killing. They arc ~ follows:
EectromOrt thanelectrize, thanatelec-
trize, thanatelectrisis, electrophOn. cleo
t~ricise. electrotOny. e~lectrOphOny. cleo
troctOny, ~electroctasy, electricide. cleo
tropGnize, electrOthenese. electroed.
electrOcutiOn, fulmen, ~vOltacuss and
Observation-Disclosures
Don't clean your nails in public"
said o critic to . Detroit Free Press re-
porter. ut Is u~nspeakably valgar. The
toilet should DO made in the privacy Of
ones chamber, OF, at any rate. out Of
the public gaze. II there Is anything
in the world that disgusts . person 1t il
to sec q fellow pull put a jackknife in .
street car and begin pairing away At his
hands. DOn't do it. for 1t 10 vulgar to
the highest
"A gentleman who wrote concerning
the price Of board in . country town 10
said to have received this telegram In
reply: Board, 80 . week, including
washing up the carriage and piano
agent Robinson" lie wrote in an
swer that though both piano agent and
carriage needed cleaning. he vas not
accustomed to such charges in . board
bill. and soon after learned that the
original copy had run thus: BOARD.
go . week, including washing. use Of
carriage and piano. Agnes Robinson"
Tho annual product OF roofing slate
II given by Superintendent Of the Gen.
sus Porter - $751; 800 squares, Of . value
Of q, IT'S. 27l, Of which Pennsylvania
share II 474.6 COZ squares and el,6S6, Gas.
o. SLATE for other purposes the value il
given at o069, Ss2. Pennsylvsnia's part
being SS7Ass total value OF all Eate
produced, 8, 44a, SSa; Pennsylvania. ST.
OIL, TIA - Pittsburgh ChrOnicle-Te
graph.
Tho man who was hurryiag into the
hatter's was on business He wanted
his old hat when did you leave it
here?" 81 dunno" vas the reply. They
hunted over . great pyramid Of hats and
found IL, labeled July Z. When he went
out the halter said: THAT man bought
. new hat here and when he vent out
said that he would call for it in half an
hour. 1t has now been four weeks. We
throw away seven OF eight hundred old
hats every year for which the owners
are going 70 call in half an hour.'"-
Lewiston Journal.
Tho London Hospital tells Of .
sesmstresA who. like Hoods pathetic
heroine in the ''Song Of the Shirt"
worked till the stars shOne on the roof.
Her eycsiGht failed. and the story goes
"Sho saw 1t the same time four
hands, four needles and four seams.
Ehe 1t Grst treated them - IN Illusion.
but as tho end a some days In con-
sequeace Of weakness and prolonged
mental anxiety. she imagined that she
wss really sewing four seams at once.
and that God. touched by her misfor-
tune, had worked . miracle In her
According TO calculation made BY
the Economists Beige, the o Of firing
l10-pound gun il in round numbers.
oea4 divided - follows: 80 pounds OF
powder. $3.50; 1880 pounds projectile.
S4s5; silk for cartridge, 81: total sss.-
But this Il not ALL The 1lO-pound gun.
It sppearA can b fired but IS times.