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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
The Conscientious Broker.

l heard very clever story on q
prominent broker few days ago-a
man whose name | am not at liberty to
discuss, though l may say that he is
we'll known as picture buyer. This
broker had some mining stock which
he had long regarded as worthless, and
one day when he found an opportunity
to get rid of it at a pretty fair consid-
Grafton, he was very happy. That very
night, however, after he went home, he
this mine, of which he had sold the
stock, had developed lead of extraor-
dinary richness. An hour afterward
the purchaser of the stock received a
telegram from the broker, who desired
to see him Immediately upon subject
of great Importance. The buyer called
and was told by the servant that the
broker was very i'll and could not be
seen.
But 1 must see him. have been
sent for by him not half an hour ago 4"
The servant went upstairs and
brought back word that the visitor
might go up.
The broker was in bed, moaning with
pain. The lights were turned low.
When the visitor entered the broker
began:
"My dear Jones, 1 have had to-day
another of the dreadful attacks l am
subject to, and am afraid this last
one is going to do me up I sent for
you to confess that / have taken adj
vantage of you in business transact
ion, and / want to make reparation be-
fore L die. That mining stock | sold
you to-day was really worthless, and it
troubles me that took advantage of
you"
"Oh, nonsense; that is all right /
didn't pay you much for it and l can
easily sell it to somebody else"
"No, that will not do. l want to
take it back and pay you back your
money. can't rest until have made
this right"
"Oh, we'll if you feel that way, of
course will give you it back"
"Very well, and while l am able to
sign a check l will prepare one, and, in
the meanwhile, you can bring back the
stock"
The visitor went home, got the stock,
and returning it, received the check
which the now utterly exhausted brok-
er had filled out for him. He went
away musing upon the vicissitudes of
human life and filed with profound
sympathy for the sorrowing family of
the rapidly sinking broker.
And the broker? The moment his
customer was out of the house he leap
ed out of bed and gleefully danced
around the room in a manner that
would have aroused the envy of Car
mencita could she have seen it. But
the customer, next day, when he learn
ed of the rise in the value of the stock,
metaphorically kicked himself for his
stupidity in being taken in by brok-
er's conscience. "-Mi,aneapolis Trib-
aLne
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
How and When to Drink Water.

According to DR.. Leuf, when va o.
is tIken into the full or partly full
stomach, it does not mingle with the
focd, a we are taught, but passes along
quickly between the fool and lesser
curative towarl the pylorus, through
which it IA ses into the intestines. The
secretion of mucus by the lining mem
brane is constant, and during the night
n considerable amount accumulate in
the stomach; some of its liquid portion
is absorbed, and that which remains is
thick and tenacious. If food is taken
into the stomach when in this condition
it be omes coated with this muaus, and
the Sc aelion of the gastric juice and its
action are delayed. These facts show
tie value of goblet of water before
b eakfast. This washes out the tela-
coas mucus, an 1 stimulates the gaslr q
6 aids to secretion. In old and /, eble
ps.sons water should not be taken cold
but it may be with great advantage
tiken warm or hot This removal of
the accumulated mucus from the stom-
ach is probably one of the reasons why
t'king soup Mt the beginning of meal
has been found so beneficial.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
A Coffin for a Live Man.

A certain manager of large produce
concern, whom We will call Dick, which
by the way, is not Lis proper name, at
tended AN all night party at New Mil
ford one evening. He got home the
next morning, and, he being very sleepy,
Went to his room. He was very soon III
sound slumber, so deep that neither his
bookeepr nCr salesman could arous
him. They made arrangements with
an ldeItaker for cheap coffin to b.
sent to Dick house, ID that the Gee }
sleeper should be dressed and placed in
1t. The intention was to astonisn the
manager with his sun oundings wh,n
he awoke. The undert ,kers helper,
who is a stranger N DanLuty, was dele
gated with the work, and was un ler
the impression that it was corpse that
was to be stretched. Arriving at the
board ny house, he inquired, rs tod,
for Dicks room. The astonished ser
want girl showed the man of collins and
easkets the desire apartment. There
was the supposed corpse on the bed
with his back to the undertaken. Now,
the collin i'll question was one of the
cheal est kind, and the young man nat
urally supposed that the dead man was
without friends OF kin, or that it wa u
charity case. He gave the slumberng
corpse pull ON his back so roughly that
Dick opened his eyes in astonishment
and roared out: "What the deuce me
You doing here3 "The opened eyes and
the awful roar were to much for the
undegtaker. With cry he fled from
the room, jumped on his team and drove
back to the undertaker's establishment
in hot haste. Arriving at the store he
rushed brea thlessly into the Office and
barely gaspad out ''The dead ma1
has cpme to life and sworn at me /"
Il Danbury News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
Curious Eatables.

Among the other curious things con
sumod by the Chinese are shark fms and
saltsd ducks. Ducks are salted and
dried as we dry b Aef, and yol will fud
salted duo k and geese everywhere. The
Chinese are very fond of pumpkin seed
and watermelon seed. and n. their big
dinners they o.t'n have these beside
each pla Q for their guests to nibble Mt
between the courses. Colonel Denly,
our minister to China, described din
ner to me ut which there were sixty
cour: es, and dinners of 100 courses ae
not unknown. In looking over Chi
nese bill Of fare, says Frank Carpenter,
| see many appetizing tid-hits. Here,
for instance, is course of ducks liver,
one of the fried roo!s OF the mouths of
pigs, another OF the cooked webbe l-feet
of drcks, a third of fish fins, and a
fourth of pige; n eggs.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
Barnum OH Humbug.

About thirty five years ago 2. L. Bar.
nun undertook to deliver lecture at
Oxford, England, before an audience
composed chiefly of under gradual As.
TIE subieet was "Humbug," and the
citize We're so unruly that Mr.. Barnum
was unable to obtain hearing. At
length there was lull, and the speaker,
sei,ing the opportunity, shouted aloud;
"Then you don't want TO hear anything
about humb lg :" "We don't !" VS.
the imme Late reply. Mr.. Barnun
gazed st ably at his audience for min
ute, and then remarked: "Well, l have
got your money, and there is no hum
hug about that I" This statement W. s
re'eived Nith great applause, and Mr..
Pa mum was allowed to deliver his lee
ture without further interruption.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

groan from the wood. Then all was
still.
The next and last issue of the Sem
tinel contained the report of the Coro-
ner's jury. 1t showed that killed Jim
Gosling, and that Ella had put bull
let through Hank Best's knee. Hanks
wound kept him from running way,
but it did not keep him from running
into the penitentiary. Ella and 1 ran
into matrimony.
Gases in town are better than a
prop!rietorship in the country, although
the incidents of the latter are much
more exciting. But the chance of getting
even half as good wife as Ella is
enough to make fellow take an army
press, a barrel of long primer, and
start to Oklahoma.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
WAS JYld Him.

An old negro who was sleeping alone
in cabin was awakened by noise in
the room, and striking a light, saw
man attempting to open drawer.
"Whut you doin' dar?"
The robber, himself negro, an
swered: "Tryin' ter see what you got
in dis house"
"Dar amt nothin' yere dat longs ter
you"
"Will long ter me when I gifts my
hans on it."
Look yere, generman, tell you whut
I'll do. I'll shoot craps wild you right
here"
"I'se wild you," the robber answered.
"Fetch out yo' bones. ."-Arkansa,U
Traveller.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
He Got a Quarter.

Tramp-Please, sir, can you give me
quarter? 1 have no place to sleep
tonight.
Policeman-Sure an quarther is
it? I'll give yez quarthers, SO Oi will
--quarthers in the station yell get
this night, an in the mornin' the
judge'l give ye quarthers at the bride
well fer about six monts, fer a vag, so
he will. Quarthers it is ye want, is
1t? Well, quarthers yell be a gittin
sure. Come on, moo l-America1l Com
mercial TraUeller.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
Wanted to Satisfy Him.

Prominent Citizen-Slade of Metro
politan Hotel has just killed another
feller-tourist from the East som'eres.
Second Prominent Citizen-What
was the feller doin' to Slade?
"Nuthin' only givin' his orders.
Wanted fire in his room, weather
strips on the door, soap, towel, hot wa
ter, more quilts, and fergit what
else. An Slade shot him."
"Oh, / s'pose Slade reckoned it was
a pity that feller who wanted
heaven so bad shouldn't have it,
Malnsey's Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
A Present FOR a Husband,

Furniture Dealer = Yes, madam,
there is no nicer present for man than
handsome writing-desk. Look at this
one, for example.
Customer-It's very pretty; but
what are all those square things?
Drawers, madam. That desk has
one hundred and sixty separate draw
ers."
Huh! And every time he mislays
anything he'll expect me to find it.
Show me desk with one drawer. y
Ne1U York ,.Weekly. -...-
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

"Has your husband found work yet,
Mrs. Mccarthy"
"He hez thet, mum. Hes picter
hanger"
"a picture hanger? Why, supposed
that required artistic skill and good
deal of taste"
"Paste, indade it does, mum. It
takes dale av paste, sure. The poor
bye carries q bucket av it wild him all
day, and then sometimes he can't make
the blissed picters stick to them ould
boards at all, at all"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

By LEGAL applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is only
one way t. cure Deafness, and that is by con-
sututlonal remedies Deafness Is caused by
an fiamed condition of the mucous lining OF
the Eustachian Tube. When this tub. gets in
named YOU have rumb ing sound or imper-
iect hearing, and when it is entirely closed
Deafness the result, and unless the infam-
nation can be taken out and this tube restored
tolts normal condition, hearing will be de-
stfoyed Forever; nine cases out of ten are
famed condition of the mucous surfaces
We will give One Hundred Dnllars for any
case OF Deafness tcaused by Catarrh) that we
cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrh Cure
Send for cirula S, free.
T. J. CHENEY & Co, Toledo, o.
saB Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
Never.

A young lady asked an editor this
extraordinary question "Do you think
it right for girl to sit on young mans
lap, even if she is engaged?" Where.
upon the editor told this extraordinary
lie: "We have had no experience in the
matter referred to-" Why didn't he
say: "If it was our girl and our lap.
yes; if it was another girl and our LAB
yes; but if it was our girl and another
fellows lap, never! never! never!"-
Netc Mississippian.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
Rough OH the Roof.

Builder want you to do some-
thing for me.
Friend-What is it?
"You see this house is almost finished,
excepting shingling the roof.
$50 perceive"
well, want you to look around
and see if you can't find a thin car
penter who does not weigh more than
100 pounds. 1 must have light car
penter to put on those shingles. If a
heavy man goes up on that roof the
whole house will tumble in"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

SELF-FoRaETFuLNEss in love for
others has . foremost place in our ideal
of character, and our deep homage, as
representing the tree end of humanity.
Who does upbraid himself for his slow.
ness in those sympathies Thich are as
o multiplying mirror to the joys OF life,
rejecting them in endless playa
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

Marie Roze, w. Il. Carleton, Laura Belleni
and many more prominent artists, clergymen
and public speakers use and recommend as
the very best remedy for hoarseness or irrit a.
tion OF the throat and Frightening the voice,
the Bronchial Waters made by J. +. Hayes,
chemist, Philadelphia. Price twenty-five cents
per box, Post paid
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
Why need it be2" we say, and sigh
When loving mothers fade and die,

They hoped to guide In always sweet.
1t need not be in many cases. All about us
women are dying daily whose lives might have
been ayed. 1t secm to be wild spread opin-
ion that when IA woman is slow ly fading away
Ni;h the iseasos which grow out of female
Wcaknesse and irregularities that there is no
he p for her. She is doomed t. death But
his i not true DIR. Piorce's Favorite Pre-
'criptio IA constantly restoring women af-
happiness. 1t is tho only med cine for their
ailments, $ nd by druggists, under poSiticc
gt trfiIltce from the manufacturers of Its giv-
for il will be fnfnndel.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

Have you father? Have you mother
Have you son or daughter sister or a brother
who has not yet taken Kemp's Balsam for the
Throat and Lungs, the guaranteed remedy for
the cure of Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Group and
all T,,roat and Lung troubles? If so, why?
when sample bottle is gladly given to you
free by any druggist and the large size costs
ply 50 and ST.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
Tourists,

Whether on pleasure bent o. business, should
take on every trip bottle of Syrup of Figs, as
kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing fevcrs,
headaches and other forms of sickness. For
sale in 5Oc. and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists,
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

True grandeur does not consist in the
possession but in The use of humble means
for new born infants frequently inherit their
fathers kingdoms and empires.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

A light supper good nights sleep and
a fine morning, have made a hero of the same
man who, by Indigestion. a restless night
and n rainy morning, would have proved
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

A Pocket Cigar Case and five OF "Tansills
Punch," all for 25c.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

Oregon, the Paradise OF Farmers.
Mild, equabe climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass and stock coun-
Try In the world. Full information free. Ad-
dress Oregon Im'igrat'n Board. Portland. Ore.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

The French amy officers are now all armed
with revolvers; during the war OF 1870 they
had none
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

Vanity is a strange passion rather than
be out of job it will brag of its vices
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

DR.. Pierce5 Pellets, the original and only
genuine Little Liver Pills: 2j cents u vial; N.
dose.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

One may be better than his reputation or
his conduct, but never better than his princi-
Mos
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

1t is seldom that we find out how great
are our resources until we are thrown upon
them
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
~ - Ala Ala II you want your
AS NJ MSHHAS pension without
NGAUEENR RH delay, put your
- ~ ~ Y w. claim in the hands
OF JOSEPH II. HUNTEK, ATTORNEY,
WASHINGTON. ID. &.

II you are thinking Of building a house you ought
TO buy the new book. PnIliser,s Americnn Arch;
itce,mre, or every man complete builder pretared
There is not Builder or any one intending TO
build or otherwise interested that can nflord TO be
withoutit 1t is practical work and everybody buys
It. The best cheapest and most popular work ever
book In size and STYLE but we have determinedto
make II meet the popular demand TO suit the times.
30 that 1t can be easily reached by all: ,,,,
This book contains l4 pages llxli inches In si2o.
and consists of large 9xl2 plate pages, giving plans
elevations. perspective views, descriptions, owners
names, actual cost of construction no gness w2rl6
Double Houses. Brick Block Houses, suitable for
city suburbs town and country, houses for the farm
country, and costing from $500 to So 500 also Barns,
Stables. School House, Town Hall, Churches and
form OF contract, and large amount of information
on the erection of buildings selection Of site, ON
ployment of Architects II is worth IS to any one,
but we will send itin paper cover by mail. postpaid
ARCHITECT CO, Is yandewater St., New York
fH-Mention This Paper H6
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

II afflicted wiih sore Eyes nsc DR.. Isaac Ihomp
'on's Eye Water. Druggists srll 2sc per bottle
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

"Ah, Mrs. Blackstreet, it's worry lucky
I did not meet you at the time that pic
ture was taken"
"Ah, Doctor, I'm afraid you are
fatterer. Do you mean lucky for me?"
"Ahem, no, not exactly. Lucky for
-
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
Cold Waves

Are pred cted with reliable accuracy and people
liable to the pains and aches OF rheumatism dread
every change to damp or stormy weather. Although
we do not claim Hoods sarsaparilla to be positive
specific for rheumatism, the remarkable cures 1t
has effected show that 1t may be taken for rheuma
tsm with reasonable certainty of benefit Its ac
ton in neutraizng the acidlty OF the blood, which
is the cause of rheumat SIN, constitutes the secret
of the success of Hoods Sarsaparlla in curlng this
complaint. II you suffer from rheumatism, give
Hoods sarsapariila fair trial; we believe it will
do you good.
Hoods SarsapariIIa
Sold by all druggists 81; six for S. Prepared only
by C. l. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
HOW 1 BECAME A SPIRITUALIST.
BY CHARLES S. BLACKBURN.

AM naturally IN
-clined to skepticism.
Being of an investi-
eating turn of mind,
and my profession
dentistry leading
me into the realms
of physical science,
it was ever my habit
to believe nothing
that could not be
IN o 5 t satisfactorily
proven. Spiritual
ism alWavs CON.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02

Speak as you think, be what you are, pay
your debts of all kinds.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-01-02
HOW 1 RAN INTO MATRIMONY.
Try CHARLES s. BLACKBURN.

WAS s e t ii n G
type in a South
ern State. The
editor of the pa
per was a "Know-
nothin'" f e ellow
ho made up for
his lack of knowl-
edge by the free
use of big words.
He knew nothing
of the printing
bu s i IL e $ $, u N d
could learn moth
ing; if alive now,
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1890-04-15
THE STOCK MARKET.

There was very heavy business in the morning
call yesterday The sales footed up over SO 900
shares. Chollar and Potos continued the center of
attraction. The latter opened at 49, against So Is
as Saturdays closing price, and was run down to
81 70 under sales of PATS shares. Chollar opened
at $44 against 81 AS Saturdays closing quotation
and declined to "a TO- Changes in the other stocks
were less marked, varying from SC to 15c, both up
and down. there being general movement in
either direction.
business and prices CholIar and Potos were steady
and not materially changed, but the general list de-
clned from 15c to 6212c will be seen by the
record of sales below. Sales Of Chollar were only
700 shares and of Potosi only 900 shares
The market continued weak after the session and
closed from &c TO 15c lower all around, as will be
seen below.
Local securities were quiet S. v. Water sold up
to $685. and down TO Ss914 Hawaiian CONNER
cial advanced to $27I4.
Silver Hill is assessed zoe.
Fireman's Fund Insurance has declared a quarterly
dividend of So, payable tomorrow.
San Francisco Gaslght Will pay monthly divi-
dend of soc to-day.
The Quaker Gold assessment falls delinquent in
office to-day.
At the Stock and Bond Exchange, so shares Ne
Vada Bank mot lised) sold at $lOSIa with SlO7 bid
and $1lU asked at the close.
The ore yield OF Comstock mines during the week
aggregated 1922 tons The total bullion yield was
$99 1874.
Justice shipped 1876 tons, assayIng 500 10; Alta,
315 tons, 1913 70; jacket 500 tons, $22 %; or
cross, $50 tons, 500; Con. California d Virginia,
2772 TONS S2l %; Savage, 459 TONS $50. Savage
produced in March $2S,S56 and has $63Oi on hand
in bullion.
Justice has shipped $500.
Commonwealth has 10000 Us concentrates on
hand.
Assessments Pending.
The following is list OF assessments now mend
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1890-04-15


FLoUR-Net cash prices are: Family extras
s4@4 20; Bakers extras. 81 O5; city superfne
81 S0@3 10; interior brands, SAGA 20 for extras
and 81 80G3 10 q Dbl for superhne.
WHEAT-Is very firm, but unsettled in sympathy
with the Eastern markets, which excited and
fuctuating Shippers are naturally cautious under
these circumstances but holders are asking higher
prices No. l, 81 2ss4@1 30; choice, 81 3l14; No.
2 81 rs; extra choice, for milling, 81 321a q ctl
CALL sALEs-MoRNING
The market advanced 11ac. Buyer 'aO-l9oO.
81 1914. Buyer season - 1900. 81 81; 1900,
81 307s; 1900 81 Sl1s.
CALL sALEs-AFrERNooS.
The market was easier, Buyer '9O-lOO 81 391k;
200. 81 80; 1900, 81 3S7s
BARLEY-Was steady yesterday at Saturdays
prices. No. Feed, 92lac: lower grades, soc; fair
to good Brewing, 9719c9S1; good to choice,
81 0J@1 10 {, ell.
CALL sALEs-MoRNINd.
Options were very active at an advance OF gao on
the long and lac on the short option. Buyer go
100 97Ss 500, csc; 100, 9Si4c; 100. 9S1Sc;
200 sss4e; 500, 9s14c; 100, 99l4c; 200 99c.
Buyer season-l0o. s214c; 100, 92ssc; 800, 9212c
Buyer 80, after August ist-l00, SIC; 200, 97$sc;
500, 9714c; 200, 971sc.
CALL sALEs-AFTERSooN.
Prices continued to advance Buyer '90-lOO
99c; 100 9914c; 800, 993sc; 1oo s9ssc; 600
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1890-04-15

New York Markets.


NEW YORK, April 14.-Wheat was very active
again to-day May opened at 93@94c, with large
dealings. Much long Wheat seemed to be coming
out. Foreign houses were selling stock of No. 2
red, and Wheat decreased last week 49, 900 BUSH
els. There only 100000 bushels OF contract
Wheat here The market closed with strong prices.
Missouri Pacific advanced Is, Northern Pacific pre-
ferred ~, Oregon Transcontinenta 70. Sugar Trusts
l3s, Union Pacific q and Pacific Mail Is. The aft
ernoon continued strong, but less active and closed
firm and confident Total sales, 1859 shares.
NEW YORK, April 14.-United States Bonds: AS,
1872; 412's, 104; Northern Pacific, 301@; Cana
dian Pacific 7212; Central Pacific, 1914 Union Pa
cihc, 631a; Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe, 375s;
Wells-Fargo, lao bid 144 asked; Western Union
s2s4 Silver, 971s; Sterling, 81 se@4 Ss1s.
Wheat cash, No. z 9412c.
FIour-Steady.
CoIee-$17 40.
Sugars 7-16@14 11-16c.
Hops-Callfornis, I5c.
Hides-Caltfornia; i3c.
Copper-LaSe, $l4 %.
Tin-Spot, $40 55.
Lead-Domestic, SO S71a.
Iron-$17 So
Petroleum-S23sc.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1890-04-15
And He Was Punished.

Your Honor, plead guilty to charge
of petty larceny. l took the sack OF coal
last week, and although intoxicated at the
time, believe that drunkenness is no ex-
cuse, and so 1 deserve to be punished"
Robert Logan made this little speech in the
lock of Judge Joachimsen's court yester-
day when asked if he had anything to say
for himself.
Gan right" replied the Judge, I'm pun
ish you; $50 fine or fifty days in the County
Jait -