New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-17
TIE RIG TROMBONE.

TIE BIG TIr'MBOEE
You have zen him in the ar hc>ra
With a-r!. th"u.hrful face, ,..
Whrr. ra.. and time have both c0moinoS
Tn".r n.Iluw- deep TO tTae'
Iii, eye, Of Mrar iarof look,
\, II BE- were alone. ...
When h. plays m" part thats "TteoO
For The bI trombone.
II isn't mrch- note or two
The ha.moni"> Ia NIL
1t doesn't take remarkable
intci-"i.'c or skill
since htbii II has xrown.
He play- tn part that's written
For the big tToiboie'
And get the face i, delica.e.,
The forehead broad and high;
No doubt rrplcie with promise
Was the Youth Of years gone oys
DER a ot OF faded manuscript
He looks when he, alone.
Ec he play, IN" part that written
"' '' '' --(washinston PosA
First LADY Nanascr-I understand that there nov
a great many half orphans In our orphan asylum.
second Lady Managcrles. and at the next meeting
Of the managers l shall introduce RESOLUTION thas
two hnlf orphans be put in the rooms which are
usually occupicd hy whole orphan. We must run
the institution ,trIrily bushes, principles.
Unsuitable Rudenc->.-Mr >nsllpur'r-I pevrr saw
Won act 81 rdey a. You did with Mrs. Tourist l"t
piled her with Iue, rons about hrr summer trips. one
question after another fast that she cot entirely ont
o. breath trying TO Answer them. what oia you 40
Mrs, smallpur>e who had 10 spend tn" heated term
in Tho cty,"i didn't dare give her chance 10
breathe. or -lie would have asked ~he~ went '"''
SUMNER Ncw-lork Weekly
The Boston Transcript reminds III that titles do
not stick TO some men who have faithfully earned
them while the. adhere GENEROUSLY 70 Others WHO
have little claim them. No one ever speaks 81 mo
president OF tl.. Union Pacific General Adams ana
vet he received tile breyet IT brgadcr general OK voh'
teer, for distinguished gailanry and enicency Al inc
battles Of secc>.onvle. south Mountain and AnuetA
and for Inertorous services during tho war ~
served four years a. a cavalry ofhcer.
xo..i story is told OF the late Bishop tllathornc.
OF I,rln CHAM who had absolutely II" ear Tor nus
and continually enforcing Oh n clsr;n ,.S hs
ssrisn sh1H Snf'e the H' az, s:ye ':H:.
tuSd to hope that the bishop had ejoved The mus:
X:t AL. wa. the s,ar InN! or rp orr
man was here last sunday and he WAS delshffe en-.
"oh. dare ,sy" said ule Bishop. he hdd!e' -'l'"'
don telegraph
There have been a few. II very few. extremely High
Church Episcopal clerGymen III this country VII" 'p
reared To think that studied neglect of the "''a
vas , mark Of catholic orthodoxy. one III these ~
cc,l,ut men, who we'll known In this city &c"
y,nr, aso. wa> generally aIrayed IN cOnr>o ra>>"A
that had hong ceased To he even appr2NimaicF cie.sn'
and In linen that Simply dirty that Is IN" only
ward that can be used. His finger nails were IN
mourilng and altogether he was good rrprod"c'ion
~ a medieval saint the KIND with whom the "or
~ ,,nctlW made visible manifest ny the door "
dirt strangely enough, he Wa at the same un'e .
,,,,m,n hy bivh. ciu, alton and rearing He was
.u,nly rli.lcd hv a false ideal ~ CHRISTIANITY bus
that /, not the point. one day Nv" Episcopal clergy
men got to talking about him. What does he ~
mind Won Of any :" asked one "of flannel was
"r, ..lIow 20 >" asked the frer. "Oh.'
~ n.,,s the second, because he shrinhs nom
washing.
How pleasant IT Is to see husband and wife OF ono
mnd!' r,... Aha yoh,,,s,,s tor .xaun,.
she think, there's n"bsiy IN the world Ike Roonso6
I'D ma think, 81 too. - Boston Transcript