New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-03-15
THE TAIK OF THE DAY.

4 Young ncw,p lpcr who was employed on
Western paper 10 do department. work proved 70
bee 50 unsatisfactory that the editor asked him to re-
sign lie did and disappeared. Pretty soon the
editor in hi, search for talent, noticed the brilliant
work Of somebody on a little back country paper that
had never before amounted to anything. and deter
mined to secure the man who did this work at any
price But hat his surprise and discontinue TO
learn that il was the very samc man whom he mad
DISCHARGED few months before. and who, being al
lowed A larger swing, had developed an unexpected
brlliancy.
Any daughter remarked grave and l., reverend ,nI
United state, senator his child. didn't That young
Quite late. papa was the dutiful reply.
wen. my child, should lhe to know what was
'' wasn't thai Kind Of an sSscutv,s session papa-
She aid with wise prccaution. d" We never tell
-lWashington star
Indge-what have you brought that club into the
pcfendant-Wcll everybody told ne that must
come provided with means Of defence
pu.inc.s.- salesman dn the Bowsry Overland Under
land TEA COMPANY couldn't help it, sir. was a
'canin' The cani>cr when the whole pail o vinegar
propr"tor- sorry. but I'll have to dock you s.:
rHo mnutcs later lcs mum It's the EaEcst kind. KIND o.
pcriai pungcnt Java. Two pounds Yes num-
american Grocer.
uamfat (hchlnd the sccncsl-lIa what do see
only four wrcaths thrown gu the stage and ordered
five But stay Let me curb my rage. IL VIII give
me an excuse not to pay the bill IT'S cold day when
Hamiat gets left.
TIE OLD JOG TRoT.'
This age is 50 hurried.
ha,ty ana hurried,
We daro not sit down for moment 70 reso'
We haven't the leisure
To think about pleasure
By duty forever we're fcarfully pressed.
We're hury coulilNlns,
wo can't spare ' a mnomcmt unless it viii pay.
Ills wealth that we try for.
Vet often We Ugh for ,.,, -
Tho slow, easy jog trot' of our grandfathers day
We're tired of rushing.
OF croWdmg and pushing
We long iuS 10 tarrN "A moment ana uoinh'
And let boat locr
In Quictcr wator.
Nor keep IL for aye in the swift running stream
The crash and the clamor
we'd gladly avoid ana the tm nar,n "i '''o ir"y'
We'd rather bc pacing
The calm gentle jog tot' OF our Jay
Poe, Craven has been done into choice Volapuk
"Tho Raven IS "Rab": the refrain Nevcrmoro Is
I,cvelo while The first line reads "Vono du zcne
clnmil, fcbilc fink asucnob We always feared tha'
Raven would get into trouble. and now We know II.
Japan is making preparations TO celebrate the s3ooth
anniversary of Jmmu fcnno accession anu nv we .y",
ridcd which city Shall have the show, but up to me
hnur of Going 70 pres, there was no i!ul'"'ni Wa.
would lac po.tponcd until l-o3 (Norrlstown herdiu
.Well Willic7 said papa, chow are you getting
along ot school these days Pretty near the loot as
rsualqp Not exactly" replied Willie; II get pro
noted | shall bc the last but one
, Painful ssht.-A couple of friends were taking
walk Wien one of them stopped TO show III, com
noninn a hou,c What splendid DhllulnS!' ne cN.
rlaiInrd = lnt the very sight of II makes one sad
How sou A., ~ ,.,,,
uccausc IL reminds you of the owner beautiful
4 Vl
tbe lamentations the tears and the blood OF women.
children and of sick persons;
Was IL built by uSutcr
No by "A dentist" CGazctta Picdmontcsc
at IS curious says Colonel IIigginson in "The
Christian Union' "o how the social falsities OF
English society tell on educated Engshmen surely
a, they grow old enough to shed the generous impulses
Of Youth II was in vain that rennyson wrote CLARA
We're de vcrc' and Froude THE Nemesis Of Faith
and Ruskln Modern Painters and Swinbnrne the
song IN Tine of Order; let them once reach middle
life and they are all stanch Tories and accept dukes
and now Huxley fellows In their train"
Henderson says young women awfnlly touchy
creatures, and this II how lie proves II They were
getting up amateur tearlcals. and when Fender
son told the girls that they must let down their hair
according TO stage directions they all declared they'd