Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-09
MISCELLANEOUS.

"well, your goose ia cooked" ex-
| claimed Snodgrass, rs he entered his
| parlor. ''Who has been roasting you
this time, Iove?" asked Mrs. snodgrass.
| anxiously Il Munsey's Weekly.
How he won her.-Jack (who has
| popped )-''It takes you long time to
| Decide Sallie-''I know. And I've
about concluded to wear a demi-.rain OF
white chiffon over white silk, and have
no bridesmaids. - Judge.
In the studio. -Sculptor-"There
How is that for polar bear?'' Critic
Admirable So original, to. Totally
| unlike any polar bear we have ever seen
before. - New York Herald.
81 took Mr.. Gosiin measure the first
time l saw him." remarked Mrs.
R!eecker. "Yes,'' replied Miss Beacon
be Appropriated very readily. u
[Judge.
Fa,her-"why don't you work?'
Son. Why, am rs busy as bee. ~
Father-"You do nothing but eat. ~
Son-''W Well. that Is all the bees are
doing just now. IN York Herald.
Someone asked an old lady about a
sermon: "CouId you remember it: -
Remember it? No; the minister
eouldn 7 remember It himself. He had
to have it written down. - Ram 8
Horn.
Mr.. Youngman (after long thought
"Is there any way to find out what q
woman thinks of you without propos-
ing!'' Mr.. Benedict (absently) Eyes,
make her ad.-[ Good News.
Paradoxicai: Stern parent say,
Mr.. Softiy!'' Softly-''Yes, sir. -
Stern parent-"You seem to stay around
a great deal for man who is so badly
gone as you are. ''-TNew York Her
aid.
The compositor on q Burlington news
paper W no transformed the name OF the
song, 81 Kissed Her Under the Rose'
to 81 Kissed Her Under the Nose, - is q
genius in his way Philadelphia Press.
Two hearts with a single thought -
When girl is in love she always thinks
the young man is perfect, and he agrees
with her. Somerville Journal.
Another hope gone.-''I hear ohioory
is on the free list. esq., sighed
Chappie. 81 was in hopes they put a
prohibitory tariff on it. l board. -
New York Sun.
Highway robbsr-''Haud over your
watch.' Obliging traveler-''Hers 1t
Is, but L ought to tell you before you
take 1t that it gains five minutes day. -
Il Fliegende Blatter.
The reason why women do not pro-
pose is supposed to BE- due to the fact
that they want to have the last word -
Boston Transcript.
If the world tried one-half as hard to
be good Us it does to seem good sinners
would be as rare as saints now are -
TAtchison Globe.
"Give me the man who sings at his
work - says some gushfui writer. Do.
Give him to anybody that wants him.
Washington Post.
Maiden (who has been reading Of the
French way OF conducting matrimonial
quite we'll before You married him,
didn't you?' Mamma (sadly)-"I
thought l did. - Lite.
The Edge Was Taken Of.-Maid (to
aesthetic mistress) What. madam, is
broke in French3" Northumberland.
Maid-:Oh, yes! Well, I think your
royal Worcester centerpieoe Is cesse.''
+ American Stationer.
A bootblack, smoking the end of a
cigar he has just picked up, is sccosted
By a comrads with "Jim, what kind of
cigar is that?' "Robinson Crus oe.'
.'Why yer cali it that?'' Z" Cause
it's q cast-away. ~ Spare Moments.
A wise precamtion-Col. Greytop-
''Miss Uptown, l should like to intro-
ducs an old friend o; mine--a soldier
one Of the Ba!akiava 600.' Miss Up
towu-''One of the 600! Oh, colonel,
hadn't better see mamma frst?"-
Life.
In the familiar song, "Pun for the
Shore, - there is line, ceiling to self
no more,' which, as sung by the col
ored children i'll one of the schools,
sounded strangely, and on having it said
slowly it was discovered that they were
singing, "Clean yourself no more. -
[American Missionary.
A short sentence-Lend me a dollar.
Il Boston Herald.
"And did you fall in love with the
beautiful botanist?" "No; 1 only took
a liohen to her. ~ Puck.
There's time for everything. Taking
off your boots after you get in bed indi-
Gates a high old Observation-Disclosures
Leader.
"Thls is this worse snap I ever
struck - remarked the woodchuok when
he got caught in steel TRAP Bing-
hamton Republican.
Mrs. Gazzsm Ito Sadie Bloc bumper
I" where's your mamma, Sadie!'' Sadie
-nShe went over to Mrs. Gargoyle's
two hours ago to stay FIVE minutes. -
[ New York Sun.
Indications
WASHINGTON, Nov. S.-Forecast till
q. M. Sunday: For Eastern Texas
Fair, followed in Northern Texas by
light rain, slightly cooler lex ept station
airy temperature on the gulf, southeast
srly winds.
For Arkansss-Light rain, cooler,
easterly winds.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 9, a. m.-Fore-
cast till p. IN. Sunday-For Eastern
Texas: Fair, continued southerly winds.