The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-02-27
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.

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himself. s.sls:SssS.
-"I understand that you are quite
gone on Miss Wood" 70, not quite,
but going"
The man who makes the longest
prayers can't always get tie longest cred!
it on his purchases. 5ss
Typhoid fever in India is becoming
| SO widespread that it is as much feared
as cholera, and Government COM
mission has been appointed to Investigates
| il. sSss; sss
= 1t has been discovered that; ;kisses-fS
love kisses, we mean-are full of elec:s
tricity. Now we know why old maids
have always called kissing shocking -:
Boston Courier.
-"And pray, why don't you sput: new
buttons on my shirt9n asked q Bohemian,.i
| of his washerwoman. Sure sir, be-;
cause it's meseif was thinking 5ye'd better
be after needin' new shirts on the esbuts
TONS"
-"I believe in impression, be ayerrss;
ed as his eye ran over the paper. 9 g g
recollect years ago predicting thai. thes
little son of one of my neighbors who
uaed to kick my dog would ne7er ;comsso
any good end. I now aea he is ntions
ed for the Legislature"
= One year of time on the 1palnet Ju:
piter is, we believe, equal to three or fours
on the Earth. This does not appearto;sss
be much Of an excellence at first; .bntsif,5
as is suspected, Jupiter is inhabited, ,jus.s
think what an advantage its girls
have got over ours in the matter g
age. ssss'sss::s.s
- Unmarried women in Massach chusettss
have $4,000 in the savings banks, besides
owning real estate valued at sl6O, 600, ,0g0.sS
That they should be SO wealthy is not so !;
remarkable as that they should bonn
married, but if they had had husbands
they wouldent have SO much money
now.
"A sweet little pair oftwinsy sach;sox
Ia boy and girl-children Of 8 noted dii-ss
vine in Albany, we're about:to bepnn.
ished recently for some wrong, and pre-
sented themselves to their mother Tie
boy, who had been we'll trained in gen.
tlemanly conduct, spoiled the whole mat
ter by saying, "Ladies first. !" ~ ss
= The Senate committee on rules have
decided to recommend to the Senate the
renting of a dwelling on B. street, north
west, near the Capitol, for the use sof
committees of the Senate not now proyi-ss
ded with rooms. It will accommoda ten
committees and can be rented for s165 ~
month during the present session Of Con-.
gress. " :s:ssss
"A New Hampshire man said: d:ssto3 3al
young woman: :"You have breath which
would knock horse down u and Sshes:
brought suit for $4,000. he proved 5inSE
court that it was an awful breath, and
ougat to be walled up in cave soms.
where for 100 years, but the jury gave her.
$500 and recommended her to eat onions.
--DetroI Free Press. sss Sc
! grocer at Mobile wanted forty I
barrels of northern apples, and g arnausin n:
Hamilton, O., sent them to him and went
along to collect the pay. After he had
collected it and skipped out it vas found
that every barrel contained one peck Of
apples and fine assortment Of turnips,
and nobody knows how soon war will:
break out.-Dctron Free Press. ~:
-Theletters of the alphabet, it appears 6.
may be transposed o,44S, ,4o1, 1928 6:
100000 times. All the inhabitants Of the
globe, on rough calculation, could NOT
in a thousand millions of years write out
all the trauspositions of the letters, even;
supposing that each wrote forty pages
daily, each of which page contained s
forty different transpos:tions of the
letters. ssss.ls
- An old letter, written byReberss
Burns to his younger brother. has sjusts
been discovered. Burns advised his {
brother to cultivate the habit of tacitur. s
nifty, as it was of great Importance for q I
man to conceal his emotions and thoughts
in order to get along in the world. He
said that nearly all Of a mans calamitiesS
and misfortunes were caused by impru.
dent talking. :,5sss
"You must push matters a little,l
James," said the druggist to the new
boy; "by calling a customers attention
to this article and that article and you
often effect Sales" eyes, sir" responded
the new boy; and then he FASTENED to
wait upon an elderly female who wanted
a stamp. Anything else, mum pin
quired the ambitious boy politely; chair
dye, cosmetic, face powder, rheumatic
drops, belladonna, mole destroye =
The elderly lady deals over the way
now. -
= Says Washington newspaper:
'The most noted father of the House and
Senate of the past, was man altogether
forgotten now. His name was Nathaniel
Macon, and Jefferson called him the last:
of the Romans He was a Democrat
from North Carolina, and he had q polil-Ss
ical career of ffty-eeven years. Here.
sigued from the Senate when he was 30
years old, and died at eighty nine. He
was for forty years in Congress, and .du.j
ring the whole of his career he never res
commended relative to Office. h
= Physicians at Fairmount, small;
town in Grant County, Ind, are puzzled
at two cases of suspended animation
Mrs. Mary Ann Smith, widow, aged 81,
and John Dean, aged rs, dwelling in diff.
ferent houses one.half q mile south Of
Fairmount, have been in trance for