Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-10-11

Or Is 1t when love steals into her heart,
And ring is placed upon taper fingerf
| Or when she masters clever things in art
AS painter, sculptor, opera singerf
No. None of these be woman's happiest hour.
It is when she heavy draft caresses
And starts for Europe on a wedding tour
With saratogas full of stylish dresses.
THE blacksmith can always raise blazes with
his bellows.
THE fellow who makes bad break is often
wrecked on life's highway
LONDON has celebrated the plug hatn GEN.
tennial. The shiny tile has been in style for a
hundred years. It's the hat your father wore
but has been blocked over many time.
The baseball managers are endeavoring to
stop their rhroat-cutting game before they bleed
to death.
Oh, dearest Ben keep rolling on
Through Uncle Sans possession;
Heed not the cries from Washington
Don't call an extra session.
THE census has developed the fact that over
go languages and dialects are spoken in New
York If you say beer they all understand you
however.
on police recount. Why not follow suit in Al
legheny county?
WHY do some of the religionists make such
fuss about tobacco? The Whit from cigar
cite will surely keep the devil at bay.
WORDS are fired in heated debate.
A GOAT is butter, but goats milk will not
make good butter.
ANOTHER murder. Another boarder on the
county. Another expensive trial. Another
verdict. Another pardon. But no hanging
It's about time to make an example of some of
them.
It's all we'll enough to side-track candidate
occasionally but he should not be wrecked
while swinging around.
WHEN a man goes to Scotland and pays
several thousand dollars for the privilege of
hunting deer, its dear stalking with vengeance
THE grave is not very broad or very deep. 1t
will hold all you can take along, however.
THE average desperate dies game because he
has to.
here is the fact that they caught the murderer
A CHICAGO policeman has arrested goat
for resisting an officer. He had to use a handy
billy before he landed billy, too.
SOME of the visiting Englishmen seem to
take life easy. One of them says the cable cars
in Philadelphia run fast. He must have queer
ideas of speed.
If the poor writing fluid used in writing
deeds and mortgages was utilized by lovers,
perhaps letters would not be flashed up when
the breach of promise suit IS entered. The
ink and the love would both fade at the same
time.
KEEP awake on earth. The last sleep will
be very long one.
THE foreign iron men didn't realize what
good time they could have in America until
they struck Pittsburg.
AT last Mary Anderson's iunatic lover has
shot somebody. He was allowed to run loose
with gun for long time. and when sent to an
asylum was permitted to retain the toy. There's
now a vacancy in the Flatbush Asylum staff.
Object lessons of this sort should have some
effect.
SHE kneels devoutly in the cushioned pew,
Her moving lips denote fervent prayer.
Rich silken dresses rustic in the aisle,
AS Fashion sweeps along in stately file.
This musics sweeter than the salaried choir,
And calls her back to earth, tho she'd soar
higher.
Her head she lifts. shakes out her golden
tresses.
And feasrs her eyes upon the wealth of dresses;
Then low she murmurs, Mother, look at thatl
Young Julia Brown is wearing last years hat"
DON'T forget your friends. You may need
them.
THE great events in society are only talked
about, after all.
FROG caused the train bearing the Patti
son party to leave the track. Superstitious
croakers will see an Ill omen in this.
THE well-known firm Of Quay, Cameron &
Cooper are doing business st the old stand.
Now something will surely drop.
IT'S no use to try to run a hotel in Washing
ton without q spirituous annex. Vice Presi-
dent Morton's guests are leaving since he