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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23
BRIG BITS.

THERE is nothing a woman likes better than
to get hold of a SICK man VINO likes to try RENE
dies.-Atchts N Globe.
A REQUEST for the payment of that little
poker obligation should be anti-dated.- WGsh-
ia0tOn Capitol
PATTI has one thing in common with the Chi
C go grl-sne can spread herself over q large
area-Bdtttntore American.
OWNER of a depraved violin would like to ex-
change II for an nprI sht piano. A6iress c Flat,
Nhlrled Ofhce.-MuHSeps Veektu.
THE DIFF FERENCE between California and Kan
sas is thai in California they Sc climate and
throw in the land, and in Kan as they sell the
Star.
LITTLE ANGEL (sent down to the parlor to
entertain callsr)-"O, yes, my sister viii be
down J a minute. She IS getting }, er a CRYING
spell because the other beau didn't come -
Time.
Ell wonder what makes Dudley say that
necktes are going out of fashion?
FL don't know; but guess he has taken his
diamond c.liar button out of pawn.-Te11s
S Jtta0S
BJAaas-well, he didn't stay long, did her
Bjiggs-Who didn't?
(whack, whack, whack) uh-uh -uh (dyi4g)
Allister-Puck.
C.-Takng it altogether, this has been a re-
markaOiy mild winter
D.-Not to me. 1t has been the coolest winter
have ever experienced. I'm plumber.
Ie1as SQttngs.
LAssIE-Ye dinna tell rae, mem, that's the
first psalm Davi ever wrotel
Farmers Wife-The vary first, Eelin.
La5sle-Deed, mem, it's nae a bad ane for a
first hot.-PdH Mall Gazette.
AFTER the railroad accident. Husband lex
Treating himself from the wrecx)-Emiv
tina * God you are safe! Heavens isn't this
a fuli
wlfe-Dreadful! Hear the poor people groau!
Dearesty
Husban What is it, love?
Wife-ls my hat on straight;-Burlingto
FL Press.
A CORRESPONDENT of an architects journal
says that 'oEe of the most effective means of
keeping a cellar dry is to build al area wall
aroun the whole of the site. so that earth does
not rest directly against the walls of the house "
A much cheaper plan, and one that is quite as
effective, is to buill the cellar in the garrett
This diSpe uses with the extra wall.-NorriS-
totcn He aid.
FATHER-T hope you are doing well in the
financial world my son.
Son--Yes, ia her; / made Sc, 900 last year, but
S50000
Father-You have great business ability,
Jack. Is it n legitimate speculation
Son-Oh, yes; Miss Hendricks is going to
| answer me to-night.-Judge.
PoDGERs (fercely)-well, young woman, what
| u ne did young Woowell come here last even
| ingf
Fair Fiancee (demurely)--It was-a little after
seven.
P.-And what time did ne depart:
I. F. tcOnfused,y) --I-believe-it - was-a
little before-tnree But, then (brightenine), be
the, eight-hour-a day movement - Pittsburg
Bulletin,
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a Story Blackburn Doesn't Tell.


There is one incident in the career OF Senator
Joseph Clay STYLES Blackburn to which he
never refers, and bis friends only touch on It
1eicateE when he Is around
j. happened few years ago when he was on
the senatorial commission which Ok 4 iauut
out 10 the Imam territory T. see how the In
eials were imurovlns under the new school
avs lne worthy body stopped some day 1t
IAhiequan, where theT were very much dis
Eusted to see red men in ii es, "uiled shirts
ana ca~-hanmer ais, riding horses with
clipped skins and d1cSed tails. The Keatuczy
senator was especially hurt. He had come out
70 tns territory in tue hot season to see the
aooIiSines wnoopiag through tue streets with
mated locks, Nav4Jas Blankets and brandished
t,'ila a"kS His who.e nature, so sensitive 10
the PIC ures9u', felt blunte1
=, ihes- dandies are LOT Indians" he said in
ois gust; show US at least one wild man OF the
Hooly Bell tried to snoothe thirgs over TO
MN and dwelt llrgelY on the civilization which
had elevated the Indian from banaets to
OreecheS But -nator Blackburn still cried:
An indian, an Indian; show ne an Indian.
NOW Hooly Bell is as shrewd red man as
ever drank firewater or played poker His own
ans Is Lucius Bell, but the Indians have so
long translated his last nam into its CherOAes
Bell ''''''' '-''''U
one night Hooly was PLAYING the festive
game OF draw VIII the Kentucky Nisitor, and
although he did not do the impossible ami beat
Sc ator Blackburn, he kept up VITA him. and at
O'Clock IN tue morning they stood just even.
.uotO tuah hlu Uncle sam envoy tHIuk
himself cheated out of seeing a i've Indian.
Ihey both agreed to stop at 8, and Holy Bel.
sylv withdrew.
Now there is a pellucid stream which wanders
about Tahequlh, and in [ winter 1t is silvsry
an deep. but, 10, in the summer it c1m-s a
s4lny bog. HoOly went to il in the ca ly dawn
took of hi garments and rolled until he was
coat d one inch with Gin anon brown mud. He
sat in the sun until the mud caked and cracked,
then wrapped himself in blanket, stuck
feathers in his hair, grasped a tomahawk and
strobe into the vii a r., having it announced 10
the senatorial commission that an Indian bad
come in fr m the plains and coul report on the
lndltion OF affairs outsi le the city. The COM
mission summoned him to appear in the room
IN which they were holding a session. II
clanced to be the same where Hoolg had sat
nalf the night with the chairman of the com
mis- ion
They questioned him closely, Senator Black
purn especially making notes OF his answers.
hair that Hooly said was tere on the report
tnat the onorable gentlemen afterwards SUB
mltted t. congress. No one recO nized him,
and Senator Blackburn LETT the t rritory not
knowins that his companion at ca ds was the
savage of the plains. Hooiy tells the story with
great glee, but when the Kentucky sc atOr
ap reached on it, ne never denies. but only
says;
Il say, Wen not talk over that just now
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index TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

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The True Way to Briog Up Boys.
From the Detroit Free Press.

fTOnt Ue DetTOtt HTee Press.
Eyes. sir, believe in thrashng a bow" he
was saying in loud voice to Cass avenue
carful OF passengers; 1.-THE more you thrash a
boy the better it is for the boy
Il think. SIR" remarked a meek-looking man
next to him, THAT your language is very in
TEN nerate."
What do you object to, may ask? Is it the
word thtas1y You wouldn't have me say b 4at.
would you; Perhaps fog would suit you bet
ter
II cannot see the necessity of fogging boys,
cir"
What would you do with them, may ask"
Reason with them. Talk to them In mild
and encouraging tones. Remember that you
were once boy yourself"
Il do, sir; aud am thankful every day of my
life for the rsonal chasIiseInents my good
father bestowed on me"
ruel cruel murmured the meek man. SIT
is degrading to boy to be whipped Ike brute
beast. No boy requires it. He can always be
managed with kindness"
Every woman in the CIR looked curiouSly at
the meek man, and the advocate of thrashing
ma / a temporary chill Then he leaned forward
ami inquired of the other:
Can you manage your boys without corpo
real punt shment!"
Il haven't any boys" was the serene answer.
and every body laughed
1t is so easy to bring up other peoples
children.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

Ohio republicans are appealing to Senator
Quay TO interest himself in TIE election of
an Ohio state senator TO succeed the late
Senator Ashburn, democrat, whose death
made tie in the Senate. The election of a
republican, it will be seen, would give that
party one majority in the Senate. and
would block the proposed efforts of the
democrats to do away with the plan upon
which previous republican legislature
gerrymandered the congressional districts
50 as to gain eight or ten congressman,
Quay will hardly object upon the ground of
interference with state elections, it is
highly probable that Col. Dudley, who, for
expediency's sake, is lot allowed to put mis-
feet under the white house mahogany, will
be called into service.
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At Work AlreadvY

A Richmond dispatch to the New York
Times saws that shortly after the last cleo
ton in Virginia, two agents of Gov. Hill,
one Of them being Eliot Danforth, the
treasurer Of New York, visited Richmond,
and during a call on Gen. Fitzhugh Lee.
said to tins governor that Gov. Hill wanted
the Virginia delegation in the national
de ocratic convention in 1892, and that if
Gov. Lee would secure it for him, be (HlD,
If nominated aud elected President, would
make Lee Secretary of War. The dispatch
further says that Gov. Lee declined to enter
into any arrangement Of the kind proposed,
and that the agents visited other southern
states in the interest OF Gov. Hill.
The foregoing may be true, but it does
not show the political shrewdness with
which Gov. Hill is cre1itel. New York
politicians may have talked with Gov. Lee
on their own responsibility. but it is hardly
probable that they were authorized to do so
by Gov. Hill. There is no doubt that Gov.
Hill desires the nomination of his party for
President, nor that he is working for it,
but the evidences OF his work are not quite
so plain as this Richmond dispatch indi-
Gates. If any proposition had been made
to Gov. Lee he would hardly have made it
public, aud it is certain that Gov. Hills
agents would not. It will probably be safe
to assume that the dispatch. though inter-
esting, is of the kind to be received with
many grains of allowance.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

eau it be true. as our dispatches have
intimated, that the Harris N cabinet con-
tempatei taking official action upon the
hanging in ef1gy of Secretary Proctor by
citizens Of Aberdeen, Miss, for not placing
the flags Of the war department at half
mast wnen Mr. Davis died Nobody out
side of the cabinet seems to have positive
information upon that subject but it may
be stated with confidence that the cabinet
ever did think of taking official action be-
cause some republicans in Indiana burned
President Harrison in effigy. No political
capital for the Republican party could be
made out of that
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23
Growing Confidence In BRAIN,

The fears that republic would never be
established in Brazil appear to be disappear
ing. The provisional COVER lment is show
ing more strength than it was thought it
possessed. The promptness with hitch it
put an end to the mutiny of parts OF two
regiments OF soldiers at Rio Janeiro a little
while ago has had the effect Of inspiring
confidence in it, There is still doubt
whether the mut:ny was the result of a con-
splracy of prominent citizens to overthrow
the provisional government or of a
drunken row. The government main
tains silence on that point, but il is
noticeable that it has deportei several
prominent citizens who were known to be
hostile to the republic. The policy of
sending influential citizens out of the
country because they are not in accord
with the provisional government is
thought by many leading men Of Brazil to
be mist iken one. 1t is not in accordance
with republican msthods, aud it is cacu-
lated to create dissatisfaction and to cause
the provisional government to be regarded
with distrust.
1t has been decreei that the constituent
assembly, TO ba elected on Sept. Is next,
shall meet on Nov. Is, the anniversary of
the overthrow of the empire. What the
temper Of the assembly will be no one can
predict with any degree of certainty. 1t is
probable, however, that the provisional
government will see to 1t that the friends
OF tae republic constitute the majority OF it,
AS there are less than 1000, O0J voters it
will not be very difficult matter, if the
people remain in their present frame Of
mind, TO secure an assembly that will con-
tinue the work that was begun by those
who destroyed the monarchy.
The best minds OF Brazil are beginning to
realize that boflre the republic is firmly es-
tablished some very difficult problems Will
have TO be sJlvel. Doubtless the constitu-
ton that will be adopted will be similar to
that of this country. The conditions in
Brazil, however, are different from those
here, and constitution to meet these con-
d tons Is necessary.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23
An Ola Instinct Assert I'd Itself.
From the Chicago Tribune.


With radiant smile and newitching blush the
beautiful b iress placed her han IN that of the
ardent foreign nobeman who knelt at her feet.
an yours, count" came softly from her
lovely lips.
the count sprang to his feet In ecstasy
u eez re happiest day off my lifel" he ex-
claimed, in That charming accent that so
delights the ear OF tue romantic maiden of
America when uttered by titled foreigner.
MY lOfe," he said. drawing a ring from his
pocket and slipping it on her ia ering finger,
'permeet me 10 present you ices leete tokane
off our enkachment"
And he tenderly iabbed kiss upon it,
Dear count" replied the blusning girl 81
will wear it forever. And nov, in return. |
know you will &C ept tais ring from me, and
wear it on your little II ger"
The count took it. AS he turned it about in
his aant and inspected it. dreamy, distracted
look tiled on his face, and he murmured
absent indedy:
"dees 1 Couldn't possibly let you half more
IAN feefty cents on zis pie-e of hewelry"
81 have been occasionally troubled with
oughs, and in each have usel Browns Bron-
ehial TrOches, which have never failed. and I
must say they are second to none in the world.
Belir A. Mdy, Cashier, 81. Paul MINI
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

The grip has revealed romance in
Dubuque. la. Last week news reached
that city that Mr.. James Howie was
seriou'ly i'll with the grip in Omaha. and
tue next morning Mi S Bessie Lar, Of Du-
buque, started for Omaha. She had not
communicated her intention to anyone. but
While on the train she wrote note to her
mother, saying that she had secretly mar
ned Dir. HOWE about year ag,, id that
she was going to nurse him through his
sickness. Half dozsn young men in Du-
buque, each Of whom imagined himself tn
young lady's favorite beau, are now wear
ing long faces
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Dreams,

ETA Donaldson in Boston Courier.
In dreams walk in pleas mt ways,
By hnpid streams in sunny dells
Where peace abides and beauty dwells,
And splendors gov through happy days.
dream of friends whose faith is fast.
l dream of love that cannot fail,
OF joys tnat uever tire nor pale,
Of hopes that beckon till the last
In dreams hear the songs of birds,
| see the shores of happy lands,
| feel the clasp of loving hands,
catch the drift Of tender words.
They are but dreams and I. alas!
Awake to weep my vanished bliss;
AWaEe to feel the truth OF this:
That dreams can never come to pass.
] sometimes wish ne'er had dreamed,
About the things longed for so.
For then my heart might never know
How dear their SWEET fultillment seemed.
Still let me dream. for oftentimes
The path is drear. the day is bleak,
My soul so sad, my heart so weak,
] fam would hear the happy chimes
The happy chimes that fancy rings
Across the dreary moors of life;
fain would see amid my strife
The peaceful VISIONS fame, brings
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

Colored citizens of Germantown, Pa,
held an Indignation meeting the other day
because white citizens Of a certain district
had objected to the erection in the district
Of a school house for colored children.
These white citiz ms said that they didn't
want a colored school 50 near them. Sew
eral white people asked to be admitted to
the indignation meeting, but t cir eques. S
were denied, on the ground that ''they
were enemies OF the black race, and only
came to spy us out and ridicule us.n Let
not our esteemed Pennsylvania republican
contemporaries say anything about race
prejudice in the south.
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Tho People woulda's Approve.


As to the scheme OF which Speaker Reed has
De accus ~ by some his oppone Is Of
rule alloHin hin to declare or observe a
q1oru 4, that is nonsense. Il is doubtful
whether a tiil pa d with less than a quorum
woulI re law OF entitl q to Tesrect or o eli
ence- The republicans cannot afford to have
doubt thrown upoa their ]. lislation by any such
practice. But no republican VINO looks for a
p 'i.tic future would vote for 50 prepJsterous
ana re oilt olary prop stion. Tue tIous-
VIII not always be republican, and rules cut
both WAYS
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

A farmer living near Atchison, Kan,
has given to Chicago newspaper some
facts with regard to tae effect upon farm
ers Of high tariff that will not be relshed
by republicans. He says that the election
Of Harrison and republican congress.
representing, as they do, high tariff, has
had discourage effect upon farmers who
are not blind to their needs 1.-THE mills at
Atchison," he says, ''pay 20 cents bushel
for choice white corn. will not do custom
work, and if we want a bushel of meal we
have to pay 80 cents for ITO cents for
corn and 80 cents for grinding; this is
straight. We get in this state So ton for
sorghum, while the manufacturer clears
So IS for making it into sugar" It would
be much more to Senator ingalls, credit if
be would let the race problem alone, and
try to help the farmers and people generally
by securing tariff reform.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

Some northern papers are still abusing
the late Jeffers IN Davis. They abused him
twenty-five or thirty years before he died,
and they will abuse him twenty-five years
after, if they live that long. And yet the
combined greatness Of all of these editors
was as nothing compared with tnat OF Mr..
Davis
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Eow L " ou!d WORK.


Speaker Reed seems aggrieved because the
press does not give more space TO tue proceed
ings OF congress. The only way" he said yes
terd Y, for US to induce the new papers to
give tuil reports of what we are doing is to turn
the House into base ball aggre< alton" 1t is
well. 10 Sever. for Brotn r Reel that the House
is not base ball Sgr egation, for if he per-
for ned his duties as imp e with the same d.
gree of fairness ne performs tho-e of the
; eakership. the distingui hei gentleman's
head would soon be as bare of scalp as it already
is of hair
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

Fair minded northern people do not hest
tate TO pay high tributes to Gen. Robert E.
Lees memory. Several distinguish ID
nor her, men have done so in a recsnt
number Of Richmond newspaper. Some
very complimentary things have been said
Of Gen. Lee as sol ier aud citizen. aad he
deserved them. Very few have had the
gall to speak of him except in terms Of
praise. He was one Of the worlds greatest
mon
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

The Union League CLUB of Nav York is
going to give Gen. She man reception on
his next birthday, Feb. s. The general
will be expected to make speech, and by
those who understand him best he will be
expected also to make himself ridiculous.
He generally does when he opens his mouth
on public occasions.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

Senator Hampton doesn't intend TO make
a speech on the race question at this session
of congress. He says that there is no posi-
bilIty of the passage of any of the bills in
troduced on tlatq lesti IN, and that speeches
won't do any good. He is about right.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

Two prominent dry goods men in New
York are Daniel P. and Geo ge W. Bible.
To dis inguish them. one Is called "Old
Testament and the other New Testa-
raent." They get pretty tired of that sort
of thing occa siOnally, but the facsticus
public must have its fun
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

Purvis is a modest little town in Missis-
sippi, but its meation carries terror to the
hearts of prize fig Its and abettors of
prize fighters. This is because Mississippi
has governor who is determined not to be
get aside by prize fl shters, and a Id 20 who
maintains the majesty Of the law. The
judges name is Terrell, ami he holds court
at Purvs
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CURRENT COMMENT.
The south to the Front.

From the Louisville Cott ier-Jon-raI CDeH'.l.
A Georgia boy has won the first prize il
oTat7ry at Princeton. Ia former days the
young men OF the south atten ing northern
universities distinguished themselves for elo-
quence ana as the returning prosperity Of th-ir
secil1n urin the enthusiasm when always fol-
lows success, they viii aga ach eve the highest
honors IN tnis useful accom- iish ment.
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Brother. John Wanamaker could hardly
make a proposition, however absurd il
might be, that did not meet with the ap-
proval of the Philadelphia newspapers.
Brother Wanamaker's column advertise
ments have done their work.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

Miss Cammerer is in fair way to make
q good t1ing out of her late breach of
promise suit against Mr. Muller. In addi-
tion to the $1,000 verdict in her favor.
which will probably be sustained upon ap-
peal, she has had in the last few DAYS
nuner us offers to join concert troupes,
and the salaries mentioned are not to be
sneezed at Toe young lady is an expert
pianist, and has perform ed before ROYALTY.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-23

Gov. Francis, of Missouri, says that Mr..
Cleveland's is the only name that is seri-
ously con ide ed by the de nocrats of that
STATE for the next presidential nomination.
The same may be said of the democrats of
nearly every other state.