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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
GIL ODE TROTTERS.

81 Il understand you have recently returned
from foreign tour said Third street mer-
chant to man in a mink Oyercoat. Ibid
you go as far as the OrIent?"
ION, yes; had a delightful time"
r. Ibid you visit the COLOSSUS of Rhodes?''
r c''Ye-yes, but it was not working when we
saw it"
/, Hear about Expeters:" asked placid old
gentleman wearing gold eyeglasses and a
kindly smile. He addressed an acquaintance
on Selby avenue car.
tai "Expeters, the cashier?"
ayes: he's levanted with $4,000"
81 mistrusied the man when heard him
talking politics yesterday"
''Why so:''
He kept saying he was better than his
party
SIN your eloquent political addresses do
YOU depend upon the inspiration of the
hour:' inquired a young man at the Mer-
chants hotel during the late campaign OF n
well-known ''spellbinder."
NO, sir" replied the gentleman. blandly,
4 depend upon the inspiration of the half
hour just previous to the address,
"Ah, yes. exactly. 1t is now just thirty
minu ties of the time set for the meeting.
ill you join me:'
''Seen anythin' of marquis in here TO pay
freight bill:'' Inquired u countryman who
had hastily entered St Paul railway office
late in The afternoon.
How could we tell marquis from a horse
dceior:1 dtmar ded The cashier.
i dunno; envy how, he left this check
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
SAFETY ON RAILROADS.

1t has not been noted. that the efforts
of JAY GOULD, the Standard Oil mag
mates and others that may figure as
railway kings, to corral controlling in
terests in the great systems of trans
portation. are credited to any humane
purpose to perfect their mechanical
economics so as to reduce the c0ntin-
gencieS that have made travel so unsafe
Of late. The frequency of accidents and
their roll of fatalities have been such as
TO elicit concern, at least on the part of
the travelling public and life insurance
companies, if not by the manipuIators of
stocks. In fact, it has become a cues
ton for the legislatures, both at Wash
ington and in the states, whether other
requirements are not needed to enforce
greater precautions against avoidable
accidents. A compilation of the losses
of life and limb in the few months past
would greatly exceed the aver
age of the years 1850 as given in the
report Of the interstate commerce COM
mission. 1t will be remembered that
this official statement made the losses
Of life upon the railroads of the country
to exceed 11,0O0, and the injured were
above $1,000. What a tremendous bat
tie it would be with such list of cas-
ualities. 1t is true that a majority of
those killed and 10000 of the injured
were employees of the roads; but thew
are as much entitled to protection in
life and limb as the travellers, so far as
1t is consistent with the efficiency of
the service. In the two years named,
l out Of 357 employees was killed and
in 50 injured. The reports of the SINH
lar casualties on The railroads in Eng
land and European countries show
that they are not inseparable from the
system, but can be very largely re-
duced by systematic methods and posi-
BILE precautions. In England in 1888
only one emplOye of railroad out of
S75 was killed, but about two-fifths of
The ratio in the two years in this coun-
try. OF the injured there was but one
III 15S. The per cent of passengers in
Jured makes a still better comparison
for the English roads, and the French
and German roads have still smaller
ratios Of casualties. The Interstate
commission find some conditions in the
old countries more favorable to security
upon railroads, but they properly be-
lieve that much could be done by the
arrangements of the roads to improve
them in this feature. The roads are
slow to adopt appliances that contribute
more to the preservation of life and
safety of the employees than to the al.
lurementS of patronage. If it is true, as
alleged, that the list of fatalities and
Injuries is very materially due to the
neglect Of the companies to utilize pre-
cautious that are reasonable and not
arbitrary, the legislatures should pro-
vide effective penalties. These members
of such bodies soon to be in session can
properly possess themselves of the need
ful information for judicious action. A
record of 62.000 persons killed and in
5ared in two years is not one to be
passed over lightly, and without
thought as to its significance.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23

ministration thus far, outside of coupler of
Thanksgiving proclamations has been his
fault. Like all other weak men, he simply
drifts with the tide
tt
Under the present tariff about the only
really cheap thing in sight for the coming
spring is base bali talent.
tt
Caesar had his Brutus, Charles the Second
his Cromwell, and Stanley altogether too
much of the rear column.
tt
Senator Moody is kind of South paw
statesman, who ''has 'opes" of making some
kind of a slide to the Washingtonian home
plate.
Buffalo Bits Indians express themselves
as passionately fond of the show business.
Perhaps they are married to their art.
tt
1t is quite possible that by this time Parnell
implicitly believes in the absolute divorce of
politics and personal habits.
tt
IT'S well. Under the Australian system of
voting Republican fat-fryers experience great
difficulty i'll placing the fat where 1t will do
the most good.
or poor Mckinley it may be said that, al
though still called major, he is singing in
peculiarly minor key.
tt
Mr.. Delamater. OF Pennsylvania, comes
out of his comatose condition long enough
to deny that he is a candidate for United
States senator Perhaps Boss Quay does not
yearn to ''own'' United States senator.
tt
The rear column was loaded.
tt
With the Earrings it appears that the nearer
they approach the verge of bankruptcy the
easier it is to borrow money.
tt
DIR. Koch has received S25O,OOO and the
promise of a title. Despite the panic the
lymph business shows no signs of stagna-
ton.
tt
Up to the hour of going to press the Him
OILS Republicans have no idea whom they
want for senatorial candidate. Why does
not Senator Farwell deputize his spokesman
to enlighten them? Money talks.
tt
The few Struggling survivors of the worlds
fair commission III Chicago viii. no doubt.
enjoy themselves hugely at the exhibition in
1ss92. As battIe-scarred veterans or the
present Donnybrook shindy, they should be
given front Seats
tt
The snug sum of $50, 900, 900 is REQUIRED
to perfect the grain harvester combination
recently organized. This a trust with gen.
erous supply of backbone.
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Prizewinners at Gloucester.

GLOUCESTER, n. j.. Nov. 22.-Sum
maries of to-day's racrs:
First race. one miie-Baltimore won, LORD
of the Harem second, Carbine third. Time,
DIM.
second race, six furlongs-Lucky Glover
won, Gold Pan second, Count Mein third
Time, :2OIs.
Third nee. five furlongs-Sunday won
Lita second, Washington third. Time. :U6,
Fourth race, seven furlongs-Mabel won,
Ny Fellow second, Lotion third. Time
1872.
Fifth race, FIVE furIongs-Owen Colder
won, HarDor Lights second, Kismet third
Time, 1:O6A.
Sixth race. mile and quarter-CapstonG
won, Judge Nelson second Ripton and Teua
fly tied for third place. Time, 2:I8
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Results at Nashville.

NASHVILLE. Tenn, Nov. 22.-The
races here to-day resulted as follows:
First race, four furlongs-Laura Doxey
won, Chicago second, Clark third Time,
:56l2.
Second race, six furlongs, Amos A won,
Douglass second. Lucy P third Time,
1:17la.
Third race. five furlongs-Miss Mary won.
Borealis second, Lucille Mannette third.
Time, :U314
Fourth race, seven furlOngs. Guido won,
jubilee second Fayette third. Time, l 30.
Fifth race. five furlongs-Long Brook won,
Netlle Kent second, Consignee third. Time.
ITO.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Results at Guttenburg.

GUTTENBURG, Nov. %. = Today
races resulted as follows:
First race, one mile-Forest King won
klrn second, Cortex third. Time. :44s4
Second race, six furlongs-Leveller won.
hate Clark second. Claudina third Time.
l:loA.
Third race. six and a half furlongs-Ken,
wood won, Eole second, Lake View third
Time. :234.
Fourth race, six furlong- Rambler won,
lis.
Fifth race. one and quarter miles-Driz
Zle won, Warpeake second, EIkton third
Time, 2:r9A.
Sixth race, seven furlongs-Landseer Won
Time / .:SuM
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
STORY OF THE DAY.
{ Harvard defeats Yale at football.

{ Harvard defeats Yale at football.
Butte miners are on the era of striking.
Parhell will continue to lead the Irish Ma
tionaliSts.
St. Paul doctors testify as TO the sanity of
Nicholas Kill
Peter Jackson and Joe Goddard fight a
dFaw in Australia.
Emperor William bestows high order
upon Prof. Koch
Mrs. Be:lamy Slower is reported to have
paid S27, 0GJ for her husbands seat in cou-
gress.
Settlers at many points along the Missouri
are sill apprehensive Of trouble with the
Sioux.
st. Paul Democrats laugh at the young Re-
publicans who seek to fill county offices
against the viii of the people.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Racing i'm San Francisco.

SAN Francisco, nov. 22.-The fall meet
ing of the Pacific Coast Blood Horse associ
alton opened at Bay District track to-day.
First race. mile-Rico won, Al Farate
second, Princes Fist third. Hooker finished
second, but was disqualified for pushing
Princess First against the fence.
Second race, Ihree-quarters of q mile
fearless won, Singurelia second, Cheerful
third. Time. :24iS.
Two-year-old pnrse, three-quarlers of
mile-Rosebund won. Power second. set
away third. Time, ZIG.
Fourth race, one and a quarter miles
Odette won, Sheridan second, Hotspm
third. Time, 2:OoS4
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Survival ofthe Fittest.

LOUISVILLE, KY, Nov. 22.-At the ANIMAL
meeting Of the American Base Ball associa-
ton here Monday the Wagner Bros, Of The
Philadelphia brotherhood club, A. S. Van
derslice. their counsel. Spalding, OF Chicago.
and +. 5. Prince, of the Boston brotherhood.
Will be pre- Jent. If the Syracuse, Toledo aud
Rochester clubs make trouble over the sur
render Of their franchises by asking TOO
high price IL is said, the stronger clubs Will
Withdraw from the association and organize
anew, under the name of the National assO>
citation
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23

with me as security for $50 he wanted to pay
freight bill, an he said he'd meet me
here bout this time an go an git her
cashed."
But all the banks are now closed"
II know it; that's why he wanted the
money. lie was goin' with me TO friends
an git her cashed. Said he was an English
marquis"
My poor man." said the cashier, sadly, II
icar you are the victim Of misplaced check.
The glorious orb of day springs from the re-
tulgent East and all is rosy for a season; but
at eyentido he settles soberly down upon in-
Vulnerable busted condolences in our great
city teeming with imported guileless limo
cence uIon which there is no duty. am
sorry for you, my dear sir; but $50 is not n
high price to pay for initiation into the
wonderful mysteries of street life in ST. Paul.
British royalty is not just now borrowing
money to pay freight bills, but is deep in the
heavy work of keeping the Earrings head
above water. The next buncoist may repre-
sent himself to you as duke; when he does,
drop all other business you may have on
hand and whistle fer copper. Good even
ing"
Thanks"
"a cyclone said Col Monigolifer, "a not
exactly thing to crack jokes about. It's
grewsome enough, the Lord knows, when
the funnel-shaped cloud swings over a
doomed village, and the light of day goes out
like The last flicker of a charcoal pit. 1 have
been there. l was down in Southern Kansas
last summer. and, if you don't mind, I'll tell
you about It,"
No one in the crowd at the hotel Directing.
the colonel wiped his eyeglasses and con-
tinued:
Most people west of the Mississippi are
skitlish about cyclones though don't know
that they are any more prevalent West than
East. At any ra te the Westerners are the
ones who dig the cyclone holes or cellars for
safety. One DAY Editor Plunkett who runs a
small weekly newspaper in a one-stOry shack
near the Missouri lire, was writing copy at a
great rate and keeping ahead of his two
printers His wife was in the one little living
room back of the Office. PlInkett was away
down deep in his work and thinking of
nothing but the tariff, or census, or east
bound freight rates, when suddenly the room
darkened. One could almost slash hunks
out of the gloom with corn-cutter. Plunkett
came out OF his political trance in an instant
and took in the situation. He grabbed up his
copy paper hat and bottle OF mucilage, and
yelled:
Lydia! Cyclone. Grab the baby and
light out for the cyclone cellar! Jim, grab
anything portable you can get hold of-grab
root-hustle for the cyclone cellar Tom,
grab up what you can and follow And
Piunkett lit out into the open air. 1 never
enjoyed myself so much in my life"
But what was the matter?' asked one Of
the party, twas it cyclone!"
Cyclone nothing! Old Alabaster Moses, a
genuine Guinea niger, the blacklist man out
side of darkest Africa, was standing up in
front of Plunkett's window talking to another
colored man about buying a watermelon.
When Plunkett saw what the matter really
was he made sneak for thu Dew Drop Inn
and didn't show up at the Office for twenty
four hours"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
WHAT DID IT?
Written for the Globe. I

Written for the Globe]
Republican Witches.
Witch. Thrice the brindled cat hath
mewed
Witch. Thrice; and once the hedge pig
whined.
Witch. lIarpier cries: Its time, It's
time
Witch. Round about the cauldron go. =
In the poisoned entrails throw.
Reeds rules, Mckinley prices:
Lodges bayonets, Boss Quay's
vices:
lawmakers pious whine
Chopper Clarkson's gullOtine;
Hocus-Pocus lingo Blaine.
With scheme he can explain;
Ice-Chest Raum, and Bullhead
Tanner,
hilzencrs blot upon our banner;
a looted surplus scattered far,
Where the nests OF jobbers are;
Sherman's specious sophislry,
Benney's imbecility:
Crafty Dudley blocks of five,
Doubts that OH suspicion thrive;
By the prickins of our thumbs.
Something wicked this way
comes:
Double. double. toll ana trouble,
Fire burn ana cauidron bubble.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Northwestern Outkicks

CHICAGO, Nov. 22.-Six hundred people at
tended the football game at Evanston this
afternoon between the Northwestern uni
versItv and Beloit college elevens. The
game was called at c:15, and Bolt of the
rush. Whenstime was called the score stood
% 10 in the Northwestern's favor. This is
The first game Beloit has lost in two wears
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Gallagher VS.. Smith.

Jack Gallagher, heavyweight cham
pion of the Northwest, and Frank
Smith. heavyweight champion Of Wis
cousin, have signed articles and posted
a forfeit of $50 each with Pat Killen to
wrestle, best three in five. Greco Ro-
man style. for 500 side and the heavy
weight championship OF the Northwest.
The match will take place at Killers
gynasium Saturday evening, Nov. 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
ODDS AND ENDS.

The city railway company cannot be com
mended for the system adopted in furnish
ing transfer checks. The time lost i'll wait
ing for transfer usually misses you the con-
Meeting car, and probably five, ten or fifteen
minutes has to be spent before the next one
appears. 1t is also pitiful to see the transfer
agent at the corner of Wabasha and Seventh.
The man is on a perpetual run-here there
and everywhere. What is the difference be-
tween transfers furnished by the car con-
ductor or man specially deputed for that
purpose: 1t certainly must be the same thing
in the end,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23

Republicanism In ramsey county must be
at low ebb when its defeated representa-
tives at the poll seek to upset the verdict of
the people on technical legal points.
II. f. Stevens would probably be pleased to
see C. II. Benedict appointed to succeed the
late Judge Simons. 1t would make his seat
in the senate much safer than it now is, il
Mr.. Benedict finds IL to his interest to press a
contest. And Gov. Merriam would also be
doing himself good turn by this appoint
ment. He would have Mr.. Stevens in the
senate two years hence. and Mr.. Stevens in
the senate then means vote for Gov. Mer-
riam for the United States senate. Seer
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23

In certain church on a recent cold sun
day, while the minister was delivering his
sermon. the sexton thought the fire in the
furnace needed attention, so he went down in
the cellar and began to put on coal The reg
lister being open, the sound of the raking and
coaling came up very plainly, so much so that
one of the deacons got up. marched down
the aisle and cellar. What was the astonish-
ment of those sitting near the register to hear
come up: What in HI are you moking so
much noise for and disturbing the congrega-
tom The question now troubling men,
bers of the congregation is the deacon's
ZANE.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Weir to Tour Australia.

BosToN, Nov. 22.--To-day Ike Weir received
a telegram from Phil Archibald. the wealthy
San Francisco bookmaker, asking if he could
be ready to depart with him for Australia by
Dec. Is. Mr. Archibald guarantees the
Spider all expenses and backing for
battle with Critic, the Australian feather
weight pugilist, who is champion of the
world in his class. Weir and Archibald will
be gone about five mouths. and the pair will
divide equally all money made en- the trip.
Weir will start for san francisco the coming
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Butte Crowded With Pugiiists.

SptCIdI 70 lII5 ITIODt.
BUTTE, Mont. Nov. E2.-Since Kessiers
victory over La Blanche Butte has been
crowded with alleged prize fighters, coming
from all over the country. Three of them
were arrested to-day Oh a charge of being
Migrants. They were Hennessy. of Omaha;
Fraker, of Seattle. and White of San Fran
cisco. -Kesslers friends have put up a for
felt for another fight for S3, 900 in response
to La blanche's challenge, but La Blanche
has not raised the necessary funds
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Asks and Is Granted More Time.

New YORK, Nov. 22-The conference
committee of the National league tonight
notified Al johnson, of Cleveland, that it
would require more time to consider the
proposition made by him for settlement of
the Cleveland situation. Mr. Johnson agreed
to give the committee such time as 1t deemed
necessary. The committee expect to be able
to answer Mr.. johnson next week.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Lonergan smashes a RECORD.

PROVIDENCE, R. l., Nov. 22.-D. L. Loner-
gam of Roxbury, Mass. broke the record for
standing high lump without weights to-day
at Narragansett park, clearing five feet two
and q half inches. He is twenty-five years
old. and his feat surprised everybody Lon
ergan algo won the loo yards foot race in
gle seconds. Richard P. Gillespie, of Port
land. Me-, will back him against any 100
yards sprinter in the country.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Failed to Lower His Record.

STOCKTON, Cal, Nov o3.-Stambaoul. in
an effort to-day to lower his record. again
made q break near the wire, and finished in
2:1312. He seemed little sore from The hard
mile of Thursday
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23

is had. When men become criminals
they are apt to have the memories of
Juvenile probity and goodness suifocated
With the malaria of the vicious posses
sion, and even spanking is not likely TO
reform them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
MUSIC IN ST. PAUL.

The second DanZ symphony concert to be
given this afternoon at the Harris by an or
chestra of sixty trained musicians will surpGss
its predecessor in many respects, PROT Danz
having arranged programme of unusual
br!lliancy. The concerts begin promptly at
$3.50 p. M, and the doors will be kept closed
during the rendition Of each number, so it is
advisable for all who attend to be punctual
The advance sale has been exceptionally
large and the character of the concerts is such
that the theater should be crowded to the
doors. Following is the programme:
Overture, 'Fingal's Cave" 800. Mendelsohn
Romeo and Juliet, symphonic. Swendson
Meistersinger, Mulberry Wagner
Concert Fantasia, 80, Shoene Zeit
Flute ztis Solo By Il. freeman. '''F0pp
March Movement, from the Lenore
symphonic go. -. 49,. ......... Raft
a. Freamerie -. ..Schuman
b. Schuberts Serenade ..............---
Reinzi Overture. ............. .....Wagrer
The Seibert concert next Sunday will be
given at the Newmarket instead of at the
Turner hall, as heretofore, as the latter is en-.
gagged. Features of the programme will be a
cornet solo by Prof Chr Rodenkirchen, and
baritone solo BY Mr.. Eyers.
For the select musical to be given for the
benefit of ST. Mary's home at Cretin hall
Tuesday evening the following programme
will be given:
PART l.
Quartette-'Aunie Laurie. Dudley Buck
Nlessrs. Donahue, Congdon, Nilsson and
Mrs. Whitaker: Misses Lamprey and Lyons.
Song Don Pasanale''.. .Donizetti
Zither-Fantssie T. X P,rost,11or
Emil Geist.
Trio-';Jesu Del Vivi'' -. ....... Verdi
Miss Schonarth, Messrs. Gehan and Dona-
hue.
Duet violin and pianol-Melode in
Misses Keogh. - ''''> --''' - -
Recitation-"Home. Sweet Home
Mrs. weirick. Anonymous
PART IL
Violin Solo-"Fantas1e Caprice
Claude Madden.
Song-'Let Me Love Thee" Arditi
Miss Adah Hawkins
Miss Marie Keogh Miss Laura 'i Verplan mex
end Master Willie Keogh.
solo-"lnfelice" from "Ernani').....Yerdi
Flute Solo-"Pastorale'' Boehm
c. G. MacCarthy.
Bass Solo-''Ar From Las Vespres
i'''i''e' ang Nilsson " erol
misses schonarth and Smith, Messrs. Gehan
and Donoliue
There Will be a concert given by the ED
worth league of the Dayton's Bluff German
NJ. Z. church, corner Fourth and Maple
streets. on Thanksgiving evening, D. NJ A
splendid programme will be rendered by
Prof. c. Rodenkirchen. the celebrated viz
tuoso. who is aided by fine selection of
artists.
Mrs. Harry Ash, the popular soprano, sang
last Sunday in the Westminster church of
Minneapolis, and so delighted her audience
that she was extended an invitation this
week TO fill the position permanently, which
will become vacant on January next Our
St Paul churches should not let such n rare
voice as Mrs. Ash has go to Minneapolis. as
our city is not bless ed with many such
voices
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
FiIemaIxer,s Craat JuD,n

CHICAGO, Nov. % AT the exposition
building this evening Filemaker jumped
seven feet two and half inches, smashing
all previous rec ords for equine higbhving.
With run OF less than thirty feet he went
rider
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23

Jackson street, between Second and
Third. A schedule will be arranged
and other business of importance trans
acted. There will be a committee OF
three from each club at the meeting.
The meeting will open at go sharp.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-23
Fought to a Draw.

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 22.-Peter
jackson and Joe Goddard fought an
eight-round draw at Melbourne. Jack
son was in poor condition. They are
matched to fight to finish in February
for purSe of 81 900.