The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1890-12-05
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

The man who never talks about his
neighbor is usually SPLENDID listener
Elmira Gazette.
IApoRrANT-My books must be closed
by January /, 1891. All parties indebt-
ed to me will please take notice.
r. i. TRAVIS.
The first deviled ham known was the
one that resulted from the evil spirit en-
tering into the wine.-St, Joseph News.
The successful dealer in hosiery al
ways has a good stockin' trade Boston
Traveller
Say, friend stop taking so many pills
and try Liquid Cathartic Compound.
Never afiiliates with the system. Sold
by Mannon e. Herrin. [10-1y.
Indian squaws never favored the
crinoline, but the bucks indulge some
times in whoops.-Pittsburg Chronicle.
When young man has fallen in love
for the first time it is impossible for him
to realize fully that anybody ever fell
in love understandable journal.
Come! come to the new drug store
Mapnon g. Herrin's-and get bottle of
The New South for collie, diarrhea, grip
ing, etc. Holy.
Not the place.-Attendant Gn rail
road waiting-room): Say, mister, no
going to sleep here. This amt no
church. Life.
When a woman marries she changes
her political opinions to agree with her
husbands, and he, in exchange, is some
times known to go to her church. =
Atchison Globe.
told you the new drug store would
keep all the first-class remedies-Liquid
Cathartic Compound for the liver and
New South for summer complaint. lily
When people get to talking about
the very worst things in the world the
very first thing they mention is married
men.-Atchison Globe.
It takes two to gossip. The man who
listens can throw no blames on the man
who tells.-Atchison Globe.
Use Cheatham's Tasteless Chill Tonic,
better then pie, but it breaks the chills
off short and no mistake. Guaranteed
to cure. For sale by Mannon & Herrin.
IF the army can break up the league
among the Indians they may establish q
brotherhood Make the red men play
ball New Orleans Picayune.
In the old days in the Sandwich Is.
lands the missionary used to be the
chief part of the sandwich. --Somerville
Journal.
CheGtham's Tasteless Chill Tonic
Same as the old except in taste. Sweet
, as Honey, but gets there just the same
The babies cry for it. Buy bottle
and see them smile. Guaranteed tt
cure Sold by Mannon & Herrin.
You should always be thankful fol
what you have If it is a boil you
should be thankful because it isn't an,
bigger then it is.-Somerville Journal
Wedding cakes are now decorated
with real flowers. Up to date there j
T nothing new in turkey stufing. --Nev
Orleans Picayune.
Hunts Cure is the greatest remed,
5 for skin diseases ever known. Ring
worm, Itch, and all kindred disease
positively aud permanently cured. You
/ money will be refunded if it fails
Price 80 cents. Sold by Mannon e. Her
rim.
man will excuse any fault in VIC
: man who is not his. wife.-Atchisol
0 Globe.
: An agncstic is a man who does nc
s know anything, and glories in the facI
0 The Atheist is smart man who rejoice
: in making a fool of himself. -Bosto
E Traveller.
: Ask your druggist for Cheatham
Tasteless Chill Tonic. Distinguishe
from the old original by the word "tast,
= less" printed in red on all cartoons an
IL tables. A new departure, but the II
suit of years of careful study and exper
g menting, No cure no pay" Take
q and be happy. For sale by Mannor
= Herrin.