The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-05-02

will wish they had never been born.
I beg further to modestly Suggest
to the Rev. Cecil Brown that some
of his friends would be delighted to
see synopsis Of his latest sermon
in the GAZETTE.
It appears from some letters that
have lately been written to the
GAZETTE, that some carping critics
are dissatisfied with the last Ha-
waiian directory that was brought
out, and don't want no more OF tnat
kind, because Chinese cooks are
made too prominent in it's pages,
and the wealthy" "grasplng,
savaricious," "selfsh," "hypocriti-
car' and-everything- else-in-the-vo,.,
cabulary "missionary merchants
don't have no show at all.
Now for once these carplng crl-
tics are correct, but they must not
90 too fast. occupants OF the
same boat" etc. It is true the
Chinese are not very popular just
now (among a certain CLASSY but SO,
neither are the traitorous' and
everything else-in-the vocabulary
"missionary merchants" very popu-
lar now (among a certain other
CLASSY
However, we all will agree that
directory, of all books, should be
truthful, and of course impartial
Furthermore, it should be thorough
No prominent class OF citizens
should be sighted, no matter how
unpopular they may be, and the
Caesar Moreno Bush Wilcox eman
atoms are a sufficient evidence that
the missionaries occupy conspic'
uous and influential position in oul
midst, much to their dlsquietude
AS we appear to abound IN mission
aries iust now, the larger part O
the forthcoming new directory will
probably run somewhat as follows
Rev. Cecil Brown, attorney-at
law, and representative elect for thu
third term for the district of Homo
lulu; res office No. l Chaplain
| street. Rev. P. G. Jones, mission
ary by marriage, member of The
| firm of Brewer l. Co., merchants
| plantation agents, late donor O
$4,000 to the "Hawaiian Band.
(see S. F. papers). Rev. w. A
Kinney, attorney-at law, anti-Chin
csc agitator, ex-representative fol
the district of Hamakua, promin
emit member of the wicked Reform
party, etc. Rev. III. Waterhouse
another missionary by marriage
and prominent member of the W.R
P, importer and dealer in genera
merchandise, for two terms member
of the legislature for Honolulu, anc
as a particlpator in quelling the
Wilcox instruction, is now candi
date for the gallows, if the Wilcoz
party succeeds. Rev. FL. A. P
Carter, another missionary by mar
riage. said on the authority O.
Moreno, to be now making himself
a laughing stock in Washington by
trying to convert the President to
the doctrine of annexation and APP
pointing him to the American Sen
ate as representative of Hawaii.
To be serious. the anomalous con
dition we have come to is this: thai
IN the estimation of the mad Oppo
sition, no man who makes profes
sion of religion, or in any manner
fraternises with church going PEG
pie, should take any active interest
in politics, or be permitted to have
a voice in the government of tho
country through the polls or any
| where else.
In other words the country should
be run by the devil, every chnrcf
should be a cloister or tomb anC
over every church door should bt
inscribed the words: "Whoevel
enters here leaves life behind" NJ
more engagement in profitable per
suits, no more interest in what il
going on about him, no voice II
what concerns his own welfare.
AS for the Attorney General, Out
with him, no matter if he has beer
a personal friend.
This is Reform government and
we want it to be continued on Re.
form principles. When a man car
no longer support it except as 8
means to personal ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
or that of his friends, and blocks its
wheels to attain that end, he simply
puts US on a retregrade movement
toward the old corrupt state Of
affairs, and the country can better
get along without him. ~
Hawaii, April, 1890.