The daily critic., 1890-12-02

washing Oh. h
WAsm>arov i. G. pae 1890
sove rNrEurnIsNe lauer.wrler
ni.hl ret up % partllua-'via0agestine
sc-e,j ,u tlg people wha send flowers
ta Donert smtn. We are told atre-u.sr
Intervals what Congressmen get the
flowers. and receive. from tiue t9 time
more or less thrilling lssarinGdns ol lac
flowers themselves For instance Sen
at.r N0omrrs 11ial ster yestal
day. was written UP in truly lJryaa.
stvIe. But we never hear any
Thing about those who send them.
Here. g seems to us, is au opportunity
for some really soulful literature The
correspondents have exhausted nearly
an the more thrilling topics We
have already heard which Senators
take oatmeal, and which assJaEe their
appetitcs on pie. We hase uarusel
spirited woodculs Of their noses anil
their feet and thanked Heaven for The
boon of advanced aud cultured jour
ndlism. We know exactly how many
pairs Of boots the President keeps ani
have been told 10 q fraction TIE
size of the White House wash
OF course, 81 Baby MCKEE remains TO
the Executive Mansion long enough 90
cut his second teeth. there will DE an
occasion full OF richness for gitel
Writers, luf otherwise, a1i for the in,
mediate present there seems nothing
save he 'hrgshing over of old amt
mighty barren straw Why not tke
mp thc bouquet huslues u might
pay.
VERY E,uENrIY. "lhc great metro
rolran journals, a. the New York
papers hashrulIy describe themselves
yuo' rgygrcnuy Impressed hg pre.i
dent Haris0u's message With the
single exception ol the siaunrh ana
stccdia.t Tribune, They refer t5 g. in
terms 0f earnest and enthusiastic dis
ratagcmCut 10 Is beautiful, asugan
Ugl W'o. 'o see uDturJn agreeing o..
ltthlr. tut in cot. ease th.fc p'us %
o. 'u', 700 much .sa good tbiaE
N~rrru Mrrvrg renfiI.n as.0c
1.tl Go neutral tones wasl D..
u,eHyt So 90 orcyaie rr0due.n OF
uleENHUrSpl, laaidcut
TUE snel,Ne feature Il %. 70 y
EuL business 3, tbHt llT alm'rH.
l,yc gradually worked him into the q.
tudc Of % great man who is 10 danger
of being bclltiled by taking seat in
ihe United States senate Il THE prop
osition had been made uuirigh, 10
would have provoked nothing but
derision and contempt aud Governor
Hurs manager o. course, knew as
much, bat il has been unfoldel eau,
tlously and cunnlngly. fraction by
fraction, until il comes before the
country, as it were, by stealth.
We have been talking about Hut
and reading about him. AMI discussing
him IN connection with the New York
SenatOrship, aud are suddenly startled
20 find ourselves participating In con
spiracy against good man. beginning
with a disconnected conviction that New
York might easily do better, both for the
Senate aud for the State. by sendiug
some one else 10 the Capitol, We are
suddenly made conscious that, by some
crafty jugglery, we have been held up
10 tie world as dark sehemers tryiag
10 drag Governor HIT down by scad-
ing him there Il is hard 10 decide
whether 10 laugh al the edrontery or 70
resent The imPuience Of the trick,
NIumlAcE is Ike lobster pot
Those outside struggle 20 get In, while
those inside are frantic % get out
f9st5H 1FasslieF.
Yes but In one case you are alway'
in hot water and in the other out 10 the
cold.
Nix PAHNELL's MISTAKE vas In per
uituug young aud beautiful woman
brilliant and intellectual, Ike Mrs.
U-uEA. tu nurse him while In ku.
msiuham iliI lie should have con
fined liustIft3 tile prison fare aud thu
orar,l lbc fair a. SuEA and the sulse
ge,ut l.uuciug from the leadership o
Dis paIly.
gIALL rHE Birds The condor m1I1u
lE-l,-f uru The atmosphere HuW
o. a. describes the flight of this bird %
fIs tula- 90 Ielt least 20 600 feet aaJvl
ffe level OF the sea -EtrtIHs5.
This IS within six inches of The digh
4 3 "a Ha.HH
TINS SEIsuboa- AND friends 81
Judge TmHuAN are going 70 give tL
Old Roman a dinner on his 11th birth
day. The tables are 10 be arranged O
represent "sl" ALI that is needed O
complete the originality af the idea
bourbon of the vintage of - ana th
seventh son 0f a seventh son 70 pr5p7s
1Ee Uld Romans health ia Roma
plL d.
ArSI THEY HAIuEB strange name
fr dogs mot ataII I've name
tllm from their literary sugzes tiVlllss
Cll one Edwin Uraod because hi
tlH IS clt c.i short. aud tue 0tle
HrUl.s -PtHlIs.l ~ IWaa
and ala he call The other da
"I1uE.Is, 1ecauss BE lalu az
tail 70 OH
THE gIL1HlNo .s paaplrl=lt j
ou1ElU slight re-rlat from t-a ss1
luE H-I4d To Is lgrieus and .l
IerssriHg ac. though lg- au e7gee.
HIelzlut one thar ta- sentiments ler
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