The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1890-07-17
PlTH AND POINT.

Repudiated dbonds-Sundcred marriage
ties.-Detroit Free Press.
The real estate business is something
of lottery Washington Post.
The going out of the tied-The de-
parture of the bride and groom from the
church after the ceremony.
A chiropodist announces on his bust
ness cards that he has "removed corns
from several of the crowned heads of
Europe" ."-Cnce-a- Week.
A housemaid who sits down immedi-
atelyafter she has finished sweeping need
not consider it tantamount to dismissal
if told to get up and dust.
According to recent quotations sugar
remains firm. This is not surprising. 1t
has always been credited with having
more or less grit.-Detroit Free Press.
Said the husband, "rich and happy would
surely be to-day
If my wife had never found the bargain
counter in her way"
-Washington Post.
Old Lady-"Ah,you bad boy, draggin'
your little brother along like that!
Spos'n you was to kill him2" Bad Boy
"Don't care. Gotanother indoors. -
Fun.
81 think she has such beautiful eyes
barring the fact that they 1are o. little
sharp" "Pcrhaps that is how you hap
pcncd to get struck on them. Bottom
Herald.
Caller-"So Mrs. Hyson is not at
home9" servant-"That's what I said,
muzl." Caller-"Well, please give her
my respects as soon as you go in."-Chi-
cago Times.
He (newly married)-'I wish you
wouldn't call me dear while we're in
company" She-"Why, Charles3" He
-"Because it makes me feel so cheap"
-West Shore.
"Grindstone, if it's q fair question
-" "stop right there Kijordan. It's
none of your business. If it were fair
question you wouldn't begin it like that"
Chicago Tribune.
The Herring to the Sardine-"How are
you to-day2" The Sardine to the Herring
-"Oh, I've struck oil! How are YOU"
The Herring to the Sardine-'I'm in
pickle. ."-Boston Courier.
~ saw the new picture of johnson in
the artists studio" "Look like him2"
II can't say; it was just finished; it
wasn't dry" 80! then it can't be like
johnson. ."-Philadelphm Press.
How inconsistent some married men
are, to be sure. They are bitterly pp.
posed to being tied down at home, but
do not hesitate to gather in knots about
the strcets.-Detroit Free Press.
A census enumerator in Aurora found
a woman with twenty-six children. At
two cents name this family netted him
iftv-six cents. This is what the printers
would term 'fat take. - Chicago Post.
Minister-"I think I delivered very
touching sermon to-day. Don't you
think I moved the congregation" Dea-
conf know you did. I saw a good
many get up and go out. "--Boston Herald.
Billings-"There is only one way to
keep your trousers from bagging, and
that is not to walk so much" Kingsley
-"Great Scott! Don't you know that
I'm the father of twins. "-Ct0thier and
Fhrnisher.
Owner of Fish Pond Ito man who is
trespassing)-"Don't you see that sign,
No Fishing Here7" Angler with an
injured air. Eyes, and J. dispute it.
Why, there's good fishing here; look at
this string. g."-Harpsr's Weekly.
Wife-"Why, husband, I thought you
had more sense than to buy e cornet. You
know the fellow next door worries us
nearly to death with his" Husband
"Calm yourself, my dear. That's the one
I bought. ."-Detroit Free Press.
"When did Ricnzi die?" asked With
Gus, entering the fruiterer's. "Whatcher
talkln' about2 1 don't know nothin'
about no such person." "Thcn you
should not advertise that you keep full
supply of dates. .'-Basar.
Cedric's mother was a New Yorker,
but Cedric was born in Boston. Seed
ric, you are a naughty boy; you want a
licking" said she. "No, mother" re-
turned the child, bravely. 81 may need
chastisement, but l do not want it,
HnrDer's Buznr