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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
ALTAR AND TOMB.

MARRIAGES..
WEST, Nov. 20.-Mr. W. P. Alexan-
der and Miss Lizzie Brown were married
last night at the residence of the bride 8
parents.
GRANpvIEw, Nov. 19.-Mr. L. G..
Gerhard and Miss johnnie Wade were
married last night at the Methodist
Episcopal church in this city, Rev. j. G.
G. r. Potion officiating.
DEATHS.
CoMANCHE, Nov. IA deep gloom
pervsded this community yesterday
when 1t was announced that j. w.
Greene was dead. Mr.. Greene had been
sick about four weeks with typhoid feverf
but was considered doing well until Mon
day when his symptoms assumed q grave
form, which was followed by death from
heart failure. In his death the county
loses one of its most public-spirited,
noble hearted and msgnanimous citi-
zens. Mr.. Greene was about forty-tive
years Of age and had spent about nine-
teen years OF his life in Comanche where
he had accumulated nice property and
had reared a very interesting family.
He leaves a wife. children and aged
parents.
MARSHALL, Nov. 21.-Little Roberta,
the nine-year- old daughter Of Mr.. and
Mrs. II. c. Rowe, died suddenly yester-
day and was buried to-day at 10 'clock
at the Webster burying grounds.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22

secretary, Miss r. Garrett, Marshall;
state was divided into districts and a
district superintendent was appointed for
each district, to more systematically
and effectively carry on the work.
After he close of the afternoon session
the Christian Endeavor societies Of Fort
Worth entertained the various delegates
with reception In the church par
lors, where bountiful repast was
spread, which was enjoyed by all present.
E sch Wed with the other to make the
delegates happy. 1t was an hour of So
cal enjoyment thoroughly beneficial 10
all. Too much praise cannot be given
to the ladies of the different societies
who had the matter of the reception N
charge.
The next convention of the Young peo-
pies societies Of Christian Endeavor of
Texas. will be held at Dallas, the time
TO be chosen By the executive commit
tee.
treatment and entertainment they re-
ceived in Fort Worth: also
with the work ccomplished by
the convention. Votes OF thanks
were rendered to the Fort Worth Eu-
deavor-rs, to the Cumberland Presbyte-
riau church for the use of its auditorium;
to TIRE GAZETTE for its full and
comprehensive report of their
proceedings, to the railroads for giving
reduced rates. to the president and sec
Rotary for their efficient WORK, aud to
DR.. Boiler of Sedalia for his aid.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
TEXAS In TYPE.
TEXAS CROPS AND WEATHER.

JEFFERSON, Nov. 20.-For one solid
week the rain has been pouring down In
cessantly, and the roads are now in such
q condition as to make travel next TO i'm
possible.
RoCKDALE, Nov. 20.-After long pro-
tracted gloomy weather we have sun
shine again, but the depressed condition
OF the Eastern cotton market has practi-
cally put stop to the movement of that
staple. While there is still some cotton
vet to be gathered, and some baled anu
held back on the farms. the Indications
are that our receipts will fall short OF
last year fully 1000 bales.
TEXARKANA, Nov. 2l.-Red river OPP
posite this point is bank high and rising.
The indications are that there will be an
overflow, which will be destructive to
the ungathered cotton.
CoMANCHE, Nov. l9.-After a week Of
almost incessaut rain the sun shone out
brightly yesterday, aud the mud is rap
idly drying up.
Work on the new buildings which had
been suspended for the past week on ac-
count of the bad weather was resumed
to-day, aud will be pushed rapidly to
completion.
.....,IfAINGERFIELD, Nov. 2l.-After
.,Hasak 8 rain we have two days bright
suushiuey weather and business looms
up again.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
COME TOGETHER.
Let Fort Worth Unite Tonight in q
Common Cause.
Be at the City HILL Meeting ut the Chamber
of Commerce To-Night-Other
Matters on Hand.

Men and brethren OF Fort Worth, this
city is on the eve of entering the era Of
her brightest DAYS of prosperity. All
things are conspiring for her good,
but it is desired that for
ward meeting be made all
along the line. The old guard aud the
young guard should come together
tonight at the chamber of COM
MERGE and let themselves be heard
on the new city hall question.
Here is a rallying point, all
can combine on this project, and, Icing
united IN this effort, will find themselves
knit together IN accomplishing many
other things of moment to the city.
The meeting Tonight is called by the
chamber of commerce for the purpose OF
taking such action Us may seem best on
the city hall question, and then other
important subjects will be considered.
II you wish Fort Worth TO advance, be
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
LOCALITIES.
CITY hall NEE ting tonight.

CITY hall NEE ting tonight.
Be ut the city hall meeting tonight at
the chamber of commerce.
J +. Beall and Miss Emma Rogers
took out marriage license yesterday.
The meeting to discuss the city hall
viii take place at the chamber OF COM
merce Tonight at o'clock.
3ir. Gud Mrs Clint Barr are the happy
parents OF n fine boy. He will be
named Benjamin Ayres, i'll honor OF his
uncle.
Fifteen hundred 1ues have been ex-
aminrd in Fort Worth, and l25 were de-
fective. Efforts to have them repaired
are beng made.
Rev j B. French, the new pastor,
Will preach in Broadway Presbyterian
church tomorrow ut / Il. m. aud 7:I5
y. IN. Rosedale cars pass the church.
The Fort Worth debating and literary
club viii HC-,i II meeting ut the business
college rouIls this evening at o clock
for the purpose of reorgunizing. All in
teEested are cordially invited to attend
and participate.
Nessrs. Milan & Patterson found near
their residence yesterday morning n
patent cash drawer aud register. 1t was
evidently robbed and thrown away by
the thieves. The owner can secure il by
CHIliag NJ Iilnn X Patterson feed store
on Houston street.
W. H. shook, who for some time has
been connected with the music house OF
Collins y Armstrong OF thus city, was az
rrztsi esterday 10y Sheriff p =. Buch
OF Camuaign county, H.. aud the officer
having properly arranged requisition
papers the prs me- was las; nlEht taken
buck t. Illinois tn x to answer to nine
teen indictments Ter forgery, said 10
Auye been committed in 1883.
The Colorado ana Texas mine owners
troubles have taken on new phase.
Yesterday Messrs. 5. J. Larkiu ana
=. :. Smith, the representatives of
the Colorado companies who were
arrested IN warrants charging them with
unlawful assembling, and whose trial on
thRt charge fell HAT, filed
suit against the Texas and
Pacific coal company for damages
aGareGating Si2 600, for alleged mali
ciuGs Imprisonment; the plaintiffs alleG-
iug that il was ut the iusticution OF de-
PENDANTS that the charges were brought
against them.
logan, EyanSy q s u.s.
day,a gFeF.siesis ,tssisTs Gle OF foot wear in
tSSiistquence o: their dissolution TO take
effect January !.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
TEXAS MILLS AND FACTORIES.

DUBLIN, Nov. 20.-The contract for
the Dublin canning and manufacturing
company buildings will be let OIL Monday
next. The farmers are delighted with
the organization OF the canning COM
pany and will plant with q view Of sup
plying 1t with fruits, vegetables, etc. +,
in the spring. Also it is a settled fact
that large tannery will be established
here in the near future.
JEFFERSON. Nov. 20.-The Cypress
lumber company h We just begun work
here. They are already making shing-
les, and soon the mills will be turning
out 30, 900 feet Of lumb Der day.
The river ls rising rapidly.
The Lone Star iron company are put
ting in forty-tive charcoal kilns with O
capacity OF 1000 bushels of charcoal q
mouth at cost of $1,000 kiln. The
great furnace will soon he In operation.
The car wheel works ara already FIN
ished and are only waiting on the fur
mace to begin operations.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
TROOPS EN- ROUTE.
The Situation at the Pine Ridge Agency.
Every Soldier Sleeps on His Arms.

The Situation at the Pine Ridge Agency.
Every Soldier Sleeps on His Arms.
OMAHA. NEE. Nov. PA Bee spec
ial from Pine Ridge agency says picket
line of double the usual number wa5
thrown out q distance of mile surrounds
ing the camp. The Indian police
force of 100 men are now on duty, and
every soldier is instructed to sleep on his
arms. Gen. Brooke received dispatches
this morning from Con. Miles TO sep
arate the good Indians from the
'.ad, and bring the peaceable INTO
the agency. Capt. Wells, with three
companies of Fort Meade cavalry will
arrive to-day and two cavalry companies
from Wyoming will be here by the 23d.
BY the time these reinforce
ments arrive u consultation will
be forced upon the beilegrents.
If they refuse TO cease dancing they will
be arrested, and if they resist arrest
force will be employed. A scout just
arrived reports to Gen. Brooke that
e. vast number of ghost dancers from
Rosebud agency have left the reserva-
ton ard that they are rapidly moving
toward this point. They are now 400
miles away. There are 1900 Indians at
this agency, but two-thirds of them are
believed TO be hostile.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
ures will follow beyond any question of
SIX CONCERNS INVOLVED. .

SIX CONCERNS INVOLVED.
KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Nov. 2l.-An ex-
tensIve bank failure Is reported here to-
night, involving no less than six fiuanciui
concerns in the Southwest. They are
all practically under one man
agemeut. Definite news of the
failure Is not obtainabe. So far
as known the facts are these: When Ok
lHhoma WIS made u territory the Newton
National tank, al Newton, Kas. estab-
ijshst the Commercial National
bank Mt Guthrie, with branch
ut Norman, Ell Reno and Saltwater.
The same bank had a branch at White
water, Butler county, Kan. About Two
months ego n run WIS made on Inc
Iuthrie bank, but the Newton bahH
went TO the rescue with q special tram
carrying funds, and q crash was pre-
vented. Since then the credit of the
WHOLE GROUP OF BANKS
have been more or less emaciated. KAN
las City banks became alarmed ct their
condition and Withdrew their support.
Yesterday the Newton bank was taken
possession OF by the Federal bank
authoriues To- nv the Guthrie bank
suspended, And its doors are
closed, and the Whitewater concern IS in
been heard from the FL Reno, Norman
nnd saltwater banks.
Tns Newton National bank had
capital OF Sl0Q, OOo, and q surplus of
500. 0oG. John Reese Is president, A.
Il. McClaiu vice. president, c. r. Nc
Claim cashier and o. a. Mccain assist
ant cashier.
The Commercial national bank OF
Guthrie was the frat bank in
the territory to nntionellze. lts
rapital is said 10 be $500, 600.
!. NJ. RGgsdale was PRESIDENT,
{. K. Mccain, vice-president and
c. W. Butler, cashier. It's CORES
poudent here was tina American Nhtlona!
bank. It's New York correspondent
was the United states National
haGk of Whitewater. A. II. McI.ain
IS president, Horace Mclean. vice.
president, and y. 5. McClain. cashier.
The capital Is 5000 ,OO0. The assets Of
the Newton, Guthrie and Whitewater
banks are believed TO be equal to
the liabilities, md the bankers here
say they expect settlement will be
made dollar for dollar.
Nothing Is known of the con dition of
the Fl Reno, Norman and saltwater
concerns.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
stoned OhrsOn.

Cards have been received IN this city
announcing the marriage of MIR. Harry
". Stone of this city 10 Miss Martha E.
johnson OF Dedham, Mass. which happy
event occurred at the nome of the bride
on Thursday, November IS. The card
Announces that Mr.. and Mrs. Stone will
be at home to their friends in this city
after December /. Mr.. Stcne is the
general secretary Of the Y. NJ. C. Il. in
this city, and has q large circle of warm
friends who will congratulate him. He
is clever fellow, deserves well of the
world, and possesses the qualities which
ARE bound to win success.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
TO NIGHT IS THE TIME.

Question.
In accordance with the call issued by
the chamber of commerce meeting Of
citizens of Fort Worth Will be held at the
chamber of commerce hall at O'Clock
tonight. The subject of the erection OF
q city hall, which is now being so gen.
orally discussed, will be the chief topic,
and the best speakers in Fort Worth will
he on hand. All the aldermen OF the
city are cordially invited TO
he present 1t is understood
that after the hall is disposed of several
important matters in which all are more
or less interested, viii be brought before
the meeting. 1t is hoped that the meet
ing viii be well attended.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
Wife Murderer Kred.

CHATTANOOGA, TENN, Nov. 21.-In
July, 1887, John Pickett, native
mountaineer, killed his wife on Waldron
ridge, ten miles from here by
shooting the top of her head off
with rife. He hid out in the woods
several months, was finally betrayed by
Il relative, captured and acquitted on the
plea that the shooting was accidental.
Tonight as Pichett was crossing the
river he was killed,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
TEXAS SCHOOLS AND CHURCHES.

MERIDIAN, Nov. 2O.-The public free
school at Meridian, Bosque county, is
one of the most successful schools in the
state. Professor j. f. Wallace, prin-
cipal, Is now upon his second scholastic
year, with q matriculate Of 250 pupils
from census enrolment OF 1856. The
building is new two-story stone, with
All auditorium of 300-seating cap ,city
all modern appliances and school APP
paratus.
TEXARKANA, Nov. 21.-The North
Texas conference is still i'll session here,
aud nearly 800 delegates ars in attend-
aDce. They will adjourn perhaps on
Tuesday next.
WATERFORD, Nov. 21.-Rev. DR..
Mackey returned from conference at
Abilene yesterday evening. The people
of this city are very much pleased that
the doctor has been returned to Wealth
erford Tor another year.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
TEXAS PROGRESS.

The stone work on the Granbury court
house, Hood county, will soon reach the
top of the second story
The new bank and adjoining building
are looming up, they both having
reached the second etory, says the Wax
ahachie Democrat, and the iron front on
the first story Of the Vickery store pre-
SCENTS fine appearance. The carpenters
have sufficiently progressed with their
work on the Fears s. Trippst building on
Main street to allow the bricklayers to
resume work on the walls of the second
story.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
A Negro Hanged at Knoxville.

KNOXVILLE, TENN, Nov. 21.-Jack
Ma Piles (colored) was hanged here to-
day for rape upon Mrs. Rufe Lewis near
Haskell station en- the 18th Of
February last. Naples denied this
guilt to the last, and a dramatic scene
was witnessed when on the gallows,
pointing his finger at Cannon, principal
witness for the state, he accused him Of
"swcar!ng his life AWAY i notice.
able feature was that half an hour
elapsed from the time the drop fell until
he was pronounced dead.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
Snake, and Wild Animal. in India.

People who sit at home in this country
appearance of a mad dog eau hardly
realize that in India last year upward Of
1000 persons died from snake bites alone.
Tigers were the cause of nearly 1000
deaths, and leopards, elephants, bears,
wolves, hyenas, and even scorpions,
lizards and alligators have all played
their part in this terrible loss of human
life. Upward of 76, 900 head Of cattle
were destroyed by wild animals during
the year. The Indian government pays
annually large sum for the stamping
out OF these pests, but without much ap-
parent reduction in their numbers. Half
a million snakes are destroyed yearly,
1900 tigers, and about II, 900 leopards,
wolves and bears.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
Personal

q. c. Stuff of Houston is OF the Ellis.
A. G. Walker of Quanah is in the city.
F. B. Stone of Weatherford was in
Fort Worth yesterday.
E. W. Swindells of Dallas spent yes
terday visiting old friends in Fort Worth.
c. H. Miller of Decatur arrived iu
Fort Worth last evening, and is at the
Mansion.
F. b. Parsons of the Dallas Times
Herald was in the city yesterday, and
paid THE GARETTE plsassa*scalI.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
Third InstalIment Paid.

Special to the Gazette.
CITY OF MEXICO, Nov. 2l.-Finance
government paid TO the Central and
Mexican railway the third instaiimeut
of the amount due them for the subsidy,
leaving now ONLY one-quarter to be- paid.
Reports from the engineers visiting
the ceptiou nine are unfavo ra BILE.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22

ABERDEEN, s. D.. Nov. 2l.--Late and
reliable advices from Eureka state
that the settlers who gathered at that
place last night from Campbell
and Emmons counties on account
If the Indian scare are returning home
satisfied that there IS no cause for alarm.
There are no Indians this side of the
Missouri, and Agent Mclaughlin at
Standing Rock wires that all are quiet
there.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
Barring Eros.' Liquidation.

LONDON, Nov. 2l.-The liquidation Of
the business of the old firm of Barring
Bros. will! be conducted by the remaining
parties, Baron Revels,ove, MIR Hodg-
son, Mr.. Midway, and Mr.
Norman. 1t is intended TO reserve to the
old firm the right to pay off shareholders
in the company in pay of u substan-
tial bonus, which is yet to be decide
upon. The guarantee fund has now
reached 81 $50 600.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
Deputy Marshal Killed.

JACKSONVILLE, FLA, Nov. 21.-
Deputy United States Marshal Samuel
Lestrange was instantly shot to death
st Webster to-day by r. E. Buford,
hom he sought to arrest for violation
of the postal laws.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
Losan, Evans. Nh ssasasss .sa,si
beautiful F4IRMoUNE.

Special Inducements to Those Hho TGnt C
site for Home. ,...y,.s - -
am preIgrsaIp. JgaeFt ssfg,1syG ssasas'
lots IN shs Sj9sut III aaaittnoIaf addition.
= i,e property Is splendiily located and is
Nrrachei by the Rosedale electric railway.
OEe- special Inducements to purchasers
both III price AMI tarm. Call on
W. l.. LIGoN ,6l2 Main street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-11-22
Extra eepefs.

Parties desiring copias re R1nnrEl
&c send o9aa9QSdfS them wrapped,
-sHo ~ Mailing, at the business office,
at cents copy.
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To SfocEnen.

To Sfochnen. -.
The Daily GAZETTE can ,aagasS r. fshSLN
sale at B. glisk,s ;As.ssh $50 Main Nam
.afSkSs ansas City, Mo.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-07-11
REAL ESTATE.

Deals and the Prices They Bring.
G. G. Robinson to M. and S. Half
and l.. s. Berg, sixteen lots in Bean
Vile, $1,000.
VIM. Purkiss to same parties, ten
lots in same locality, 5000.
E. Toudouze and wife to same par
ties, property Oh Probandt street,
same locality, $4,000.
l.. J. Further to ]. Stern, lot on Nc
Culloch street, S400.
g. B. Johnston to trustees of Alamo
Baptist Church, lot on corner of Av-
enue ID and Fifth street, $1l 500.
Ed. Rische, city tax collector, to
VIM. Ferguson, lot 10, block 5, Clin-
ton street, $3.50.
G. w. Russ and wife to L. w. Flo
rea, lots l, 2, 8, Is, 10, 20, block 2, West
End, SIS, 900.
l.. w. Florea and wife to S. D. Scud-
der, lots l, 2, 8, block 2, West End.
81, 500.
Baldwin & Anderson to G. w :. Russ,
block 2. West End, 81.
l.. w. Florea and wife to S. D.
Scudder, lots IS, 10, 20, block 2, West
End, 81, 500.
IsiCldl VI anu Ndiy NIuslOW W III.
L. Todd, lot 8, block l, North Flores
street, 5000.
HI. L. Todd and wife to J. B. Rich
ards. same property, $780,
H. II. keenan, to d. L. Sims, one
half lot 2, range /, Goliad road, $500.
G.. r. Reyburn and J. B. Brown to
d. G. Sims, one-half of same lot, $1,000.
d. A. Porter to G. o. Mcclure, lot on
Avenue B, 5000.
w. B Anderson and wife to J. B.
Mcfarland, lot 10, block %, on Duval
street, $500.
l.. J. Further to Augustus Levy,
lots q and %, block 5, city lot 1852,
West Commerce street, $500.
Henry Sherman and wife to J. Mil
Ter, lot 6, block Z, Meerscheidt, 500.
J. Miller and wife to A. Heyl, lot 6,
block II, Sl15.
W.R McFarlandto w. B. Aanderson
lot 5, block 2, Jackson street, 81, 800.
S. Maverick TO V. Lorra, lots Z, s,
0, 10, II and II, block s, Monterey
street, 81, 1925.
G. Garroni and wife to Ed Tewes
lots 9, 10, II, II and part of s on Leons
and Monterey streets, 1900.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-07-11
PERSONAL NOTES.

Mr.. Frank Jones, citizen of Maria,
is taking in the Alamo City.
G. w. Flournoy, formerly postmss-
ter at Beeville, is spending few days
in the city.
G. w. Barnett, a well-knowh citizen
Of Gonzales county, is in today.
Mr.. John Shearn and family OF
Houston, are in town.
A. c. Peoples and Chas. Kellner, of
Galveston are in the city.
w. R. Rathbone, a citizen of Cuero,
is among our visitors today.
H. Bundy Of Kerrville is in town.
Mr.. A. Hachler, a citizen of Bren-
ham is among our visitors.
]. 8. Harris, a prominent citizen of
Seguin is among the numerous arri-
walls today.
Harry l.. Fowler is in the city from
Beeville.
Mr.. VIM. Heiligman left for Buda
to-day, after transacting business in
this city.
Col. w. l.. Thompson, an ex-San
Antonian, is In the city from Dallas.
Miss Cardwell, of Houston, is in the
city.
Kenzie Walker. United States
Cadet, is in the city.
Mr.. E. G. Myers, of Dallas, is in
town, representing the Palmer Il Rey
Co. He has just come from East
Texas, where the red-bugs compelled
him to emigrate to the c"'i climate OF
West Texas for tie - or. Does he
like San Antonio" .su.,. father.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-07-11
The Street Car Hog.

From the Washington Post.
The street car hog is as various as
the human race. Sometimes the hog
has its own way and sometimes ii
doesn't. 1t was on a bobtail car. A
gorgeously attired woman, with a
square chin and strident voice gets in
with a couple of friends. She fills
the only vacant spaces. To a quiet,
unassuming gentleman next her she
says:
"Sir, will you kindly get me pack
age of tickets?"
He pulls out of the seat into which
she had wedged him to get the tickets.
She slides along, her party squirms
in, and in second the space the gen.
tleman vacated is fuller than ever.
The gentleman returns with the tick
cts and asks:
"How many out?"
To which madame replies, with an
air of concealed triumph:
"None!"
And takes the package. Everybody
catches on" and smiles or frowns as
each considers it q joke or a put-up
job.
The gentleman fails to catch the
y,
but hooks on to a strap as II it were
all right. Suddenly he feels in one
pocket then in another, and then re-
marks:
Pardon me, madam, but think
you are sitting on something that is
mine.n
Gam II" she asks, aud rises heavi-
ly that he may get it. He slips into
the vacated seat.
Eyes, madam. You were sitting on
my seat"
Madam is paralyzed, and the pas
sengers laugh, giggle. scream, snort
roar or howl, according to age, sex
or previous condition of servitude
The mortified woman pulls the bel
strap and tries to back off before tn,
car stops, and with face you coulC
light a cigar by, leaving her friend
behind. The gentleman looks serene
ly unconscious, and car full of PEG
pie feels comfortable the rest of tn
way home, because one car hog ha
gotten such p cnma-upance.