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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-04-25

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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-04-25

Stars and Kamehamehas to- NOR
row, and don't you forget it.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-04-25
LOCAL AND GENERAL.

The lightning was rather vivid
Yesterday evening.
Widow Bedott, Saturday evening
at the Opera House.
That phenomenal Star pitcher, it
is said, has migrated.
The choir association meets this
evening for practice.
Stars and Kamehamehas to- NOR
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-04-25

}EAD THE DAILY ADVERTISER
d If you want the latest news.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-04-25
Neurological
MIG INTELLIGENCE.

ARRIVALS.
THURSDAY, April "a.
IVAN, Smith, from Melbourne,
|rummins, Nelson, from koo-
!, Norris from koOlau.
|SGirom KOholalele.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
Home POMeNeSS.

A boy who is polite to his father
and mother is likely to he polite to
everybody else. A boy lacking po-
liteness to his parents may have the
semblance of courtesy IN society,
but is never truly polite In spirit,
and is IN danger, as he becomes ia
milIar, of betraying his real want
of courtesy. We are all in danger
of living too much for the outside
world for the impression which we
make in society, lot covetIng the
good opinion of those who are in a
sense apart of ourselves, and who
will continue to sustain and be inter
ested in us, Notwithstanding these
defects of department aud character.
We say to every hoy and girl, culti-
vate the habit of courtesy and pro-
priety at home, and you will be sure
in other places to deport yourselves
in becoming and attractive manner.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
Bucklin's Arnica Salvs.

The best salve in the world for
cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt
rheum, fever sores, letter, cha optd
hands, chilblains, corn, and all skin
eruptions, and positively cures piles
or no pay required. 1t is guarai teed
to give perfect satisfaction, or N oney
refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
for sale by W. c. CASTOR & Co. 23ly
Tom, who had been forbidde to
climb trees in his new trousers, had
disobeyed, and was receiving lee
ture from his father for iDjurln. his
clothing.
Fearing that a flogging was to fol-
low, Tom sought to create a oIver-
sion.
"Pa," he exclaimed, 'my tie .cher
says some plants are masculine gen
dee and some feminine; now | lnuw
which trees are-do you?'
The fathers curiosity vas ex cited
he was fairly trapped. ''No." be
said, (which are they?'
Masculine" SAID Tom, cause
they wear boys pants anc fol
that time he escaped the switch.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
A True Lady.

/ was once walking short dis
tance behind a very handsomely
dressed young girl, and thinking, as
| looked at her beautiful clothes:
81 wonder If she takes half as much
pains with her heart as she does with
her body 2" A poor old man was
coming up the walk with . loaded
wheelbarrow and just before he
reached us he made two attempts to
go in the yard of the house, but the
gate was heavy and would swing
back before he could get in. ''Wait, "
said the young girl, sprlnging for
ward, "I'll mold the gate open.'
and she held the gate until he had
passed in, and received his thanks
with a pleasant smile as she passed
on. ''She deserves beautiful
clothes" l thought, "for beautiful
spirit dwells in her breast. "-Er.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
MERIT WINS.

We desire to say to our citizens,
that for years we have been selling
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, DIR. Kings New Life Pills
Rucklen's Arnlca Salve and Electric
Bitters, and have never he aadled
remedies that sell as well, OF that
have given such universal satisfac-
ton. We do not hesitate to graran-
tee them every time, and we stand
ready to refund the purchase price,
if satisfactory results do not follow
their use. These remedies ha' e won
their great popularity purely or their
merits. W. G. CASTOR & Co., drug
pists.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
A SAFE INVESTMENT.

Is one which is guaranteed to
bring you satisfactory results, or IN
case of failure a return of purchase
price. On this safe plan you can
buy from our advertised druggist a
bottle of DR.. Kings New Medical
Discovery for Consumption. 1t Is
guaranteed to bring relief in every
case, when used for any affection of
the Throat, Lungs or Chest, such as
Consumption, Inflammation of Lungs
Bronchitis, Asthma, Whooping
Cough, etc., etc. 1t is pleasant and
ageeable to the taste, perfectly safe,
and can always be depended upon.
Trial bottles free at w. c. Castor
& Co.'S drug store.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
What is a Kiss?

All, who can tell? Surely if any
thing in the world "goes without
saying" it is a kiss, and the more
one says the farther one seems re-
moved from the true comprehension
of the idea.
Viewed in the calm light of reason,
kiss is rather an absurd, rather a
disagreeable, certainly very extra
ordinary proceeding. Two people
set their mouths against each other,
contract and press their lips toge her
and emit sound varying from the
explosion of toy pistol to a faint
sibllation or a gentle concussion.
Why, now, should any one have
hit upon this strange performance as
an expression of affection? Was it
an unborn instinct of humanity, like
eating or looking at ones reflection
in "mirrored poolS?" Did Adam kiss
Eve, and did she understand whaC he
was attempting, or did she fancy he
was about TO eat her!
A very strange, decidedly un-
couth proceeding, and yet how very
natural and how very common.
What divers manners of kiss have
been invented since that Adam and
Eve Inauguration. Theirs would be
the kiss of tender and assured con-
jugsl devotion; we'll, that is very
nice and very satisfying to the feel
ings, but then there Is the timid ex-
perimental kiss of the newly declared
lover and the faint responsive kiss of
the gentle and beloved, and there is
the mad burning kiss of passion, and
the quivering kiss of separation when
loving hearts are rent asundeI, and
there is the cold kiss of despair,
pressed by bloodless lips upon an icy
brow-the kiss of death that all of
us have at some time felt through
our hearts core.
Then there is the tender and emo
tioEless kiss of friendship ard loving
kinshlp, and the light touch of c"re-
mony, as in French fashion, we fa Mt
Iy brush the checks of our dear i've
hundred acqualntenances, and there
is the enforced kiss of relations nip
that is not loving, or of the husband
and wife who still keep up the form
from which the life has fed; and
there is the kiss of loving reverence
for the hand of the monarch, or the
priest, or the holy relic or tomb, md
there are grades and shades of all
these, almost innumerahle, and yet
after all there is but the one kiss
worth the taking ABOUT, ana ina Is
the kiss of love, pure and simple and
mutual the kiss which clings md
trembles and throbs with delight,
and yet is too near heaven to know
the stain of earth: the kiss in which
the soul swoons and yet resembles
God; the kiss that one would die IN
giving, and can give to only one ;
the kiss that once freely given binds
two souls forever in one-no matter
what "chances and changes" time
may bring.
The Indescribable and yet the uni
versal delight of love is as.sweet to-
day as it ever was in Eden.-1hS'
Frank Leslie, n, HoOsier.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
What Allied the Noble Red Han.

She was a romantic young lady
who had been reading about the no.
BILE red man. He was a sta.wart
savage, whose sombre vlsage indi-
Gated suffering of some kind. She
approached and addressed him mus:
"Why droops the eagle eye of the
forest chief? Is he brooding over
the wrongs of his race? Does the
memory of the red warrior revert to
the past, when his proud ance stors
roamed through the mighty forests
and enjoyed the primeval glorie5 OF
nature, now so sadly marred by the
AK and plow of the white invacer?'
The answer of the forest che. with
the dropping eagle eye was a little
shocking to her refined sensibllity.
''NoI Whiteman glib Ingun too
much whiskalee. Ingun big drunk
last night, Ingun sick, by-and-bT In
gun puke, Ingun soon well again-
/ ughi"
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
A Fe1v Words in Reply TO Dr..
Mdyidge.

The doctor lmagines that my arti'
Gle on the "Black Arts in Medicine"
was meant especially for him. If
this was true the game would not
be worth the powder"
The wearer is supposed to know
where the shoe pInches.
What cause had DIR. A. to squeal,
Unless he did the goading feel?
From so much kicking we infer,
lie surely must have felt the spur.
A doctor of any discretion, who is
engaged in the "Black Arts" would
never squeal.
The doctor seems to have been es-
pecially indignant at my remark con-
cerning specialists
l recollect that some two or three
years ago he went 10 Kansas City
and was gone six long weeks. When
he came back he advertised in the
COURIER that he was an eye, nose
and throat doctor.
He says in his address ITO the
Medical Fraternity" that he, in that
Sir ,UeekS, study, got diploma as a
full-fedged specialist In threse dis
eases.
This "beats the record" 1t GER
tainly shows the doctor to be a man
of no ordinary intellect. 1t Is hard
TO conceive
How so much knowledge could be stored
In one small head so like gourd.
If Kansas City doctors are run
ming a bogus diploma mill the state
board of health should look after
them.
1t takes an ordinary oculist several
years to learn diseases of the eye,
sufficiently even to advertise.
OF course the doctor never intend
ed 10 his article In the COURIER to
still further advertise himself.
II an ordinary doctor was to grad
atate in a six weeks study of the "eye,
ear, nose and throat" j think most
of his patients would soon be blind
deaf and dumb.
DIR. A. goes for some doctor who
made a contract to do the sheriff 5
practice free for the jail practice. L
don't know who made the contract !;
1 did not.
.Che doctor volunteers to defend
the Brunswick doctors. 1 can't see
that they need his services. They
are not engaged in the "Black Arts"
and consequently don't have to
squeal. If they needed support they
would call on some one who had
brains.
In my paper, referred to by DR.. A.
on the mean practices of doctors, j
failed to mention plagiarism-steal-
ing another doctors thunder-with-
out giving him credit.
DR.. AS paper was mostly bor
rowed. The only original matter In
it was his graduating on the eye, ear
throat and snoot, in six weeks, and
his poetry about playing cards and
drinking whisky, which infer he
means for me.
In most of my card playing DR.
A. has been my partner. He play:
very good game, but he will renege
AS to the whisky, the doctor al
ways had the advantage Of me; hi
tank holds more than mine. 9Th
boys" say he can get more whlsk'
any pay less for it than any MAJ
they ever knew.
q nj DEWEY NJ ID
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
NUMBER 5.
Villas on the Situation.

| when asked Whetner the dis
cussion of the campaign of 1888
strengthened or weakened the cause
of tariff reform, Mr. Villas repiled !:
Unquestionably 1t strengthen I'd it.
No man review the history Of polit-
discussion in this country and deny
that the people understand ana ac-
cept argument and are governed In
their action by their judgment. 1t
may happen sometimes, as in the last
campaign, that the secret and cor
rupt use of vast sums of money, COM
bined with sectional hate or some
epheremal frenzy, can snatch away
a doubtful state or turn the scale of
a close contest. But this cannot he
when the people are awake to the
peril, nor does it prove that the peo-
pie either fail to understand or fail
TO act according to sound argument.
The contrary is well established by
the returns of 1888, tariff reform
having made gains and progress and
failing whereve. discussion was
most plenteous and failing where
argument necessarily moved too
slowly to reach all.
The issue will have the power of a
healthy, vigorous youth, was Col.
Villas answer when questioned rs to
the effect the lapse of four years
would have on the sentiment of
voters with reference to the tariff IS
sue. And surely, continued he, the
battle of 1892 Will be fought on the
same. 1t is my opinion that next time
the Democrats can sweep the coann-
try on that issue if the right men are
nominated for president and Yice-
president.
Upon having his attention called
TO the administration of Mr.. Ceve-
land, and asked if he thought the
Democracy would regard him f; vor-
ably, he said, after some explanatory
remarks: l do not hesitate TO say it
ought to be.
Col. Villas took an encourag ging
view of the out look for the d ,mo-
Gratis In Wisconsin this year and
said there is good hope for them If
the Democratic state comm ttee
makes an aggressive, vigorous and
wise campaign
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27

TO OUR SUBSCRIBERS.

II is not the desire of the editors
of this paper to work any hardships
on our patrons, but we find that it is
impossible for the junior member of
the COURIER to make tour of the
county, as we had Intended, to inter-
view our delinquents, and TO plead
with them with tears In our eyes and
holes in our pants to pay what they
owe us. Our services are needed at
the Office, Besides, we should not
be expected to leave our business as
editor to tramp over the county en-
deavoring to collect "the poor print
er's" sheckles. The amount yon
owe us is justly ours and it Is your
duty TO come In ard pay it, or send it
to US, which we hope you will do at
once.
All subscriptions to the COURIER
that are not paid by the 1st of April,
1890, will be made out up to that
date, placed in the hands of the va
rious constables for collection, and
the names of such subscribers, to-
gether with the amounts they owe,
will be published in full in the col
utnns of this paper. To this rule
we shall not make single exception.
Those who pay their subscription,
in the meantime, will be placed on
our roll of honor, and their names
pRblished from week to week as they
pay mp.
Take your choice, then, between
being entered on the black list of
newspaper deadbeats. or placed in
the category of honest, upright men.
VANDrvER & COLLINS,
Publishers COURIER.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27

SOME movers who passed through
town, Tuesday morning, met with
serious accident to one of the men,
bers when about mile one-half north
of town and while ascending hill ,one
Of the men got out, one was walking
behind the wagon, when all at once
the shotgun which was suspended
inside the wagon with the muzzle to
the rear end of the wagon fell and
in the fall was discharged, the load
passing through the end gate of the
wagon, seriously wounding the man
on foot and in the rear end of the
wagon. Drs. Bagby and Hume were
called to dress the wounds.-Arn,-
styono Herald.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
Hrbbard'S Throat and Lung Bal
sam

For throat and lung troubles this RENE
dy has no equal. 1t is guaranteed to cure
consumption in its first stages, and even
in advanced stages of that disease it re
lieves coughing and induces sleep. You
may have a cough or cold at any time,
therefore no household. especially with
children, should be without it. For all
affections of the throat, lungs and chest,
Group. whooping cough, hoarseness, spit
ting of blood and all pulmonary disease i;
has no equal.
Prepared only BY Rheumatic Syrup Co.,
jackson, Mich. 50m6
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
AdVice of a Prominent Lan3
Broker.

Rheumatic Syrup Co.. Jackson, 1''ch.
GENTS: In February, 1889, comrenc.
ed using Hibtard's Rheumatic Syrup and
Strengthening Plasters for intiamin tory
rheumatism, having been troubled three
wears with this terrible disease. My Jints
were swollen so that | could hardly walk
and | attended to my business with diff.
Guilty. ! used three bottles and applied
the plasters to my limbs aud back, and /
can say that am now cured. l have not
been troubled with rheumatism since dis
continuing its use. Ny father in law Mr..
J. d. Skinner, of Manson, has also been
benefited By this medicine. We earnestly
recommend it to our friends.
Take my advice, give it a trial.
C. X. NICHOLSON
Manson, Iowa.
Ask your druggist for it.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27

The president has issued a oroc-
lamation declaring the Sioux res arva-
tion in South Dakota open to settle
ment. The land thus put upo,, the
market consists of some IL ,Oo), 900
acres and much of probably orth-
less, while all of it Is in s ction
where the climate is most iDl -ospi-
table and the range of produ tions
limited. Thousands of poor men
are now rushing to the the new okla
homa, however, to find homes and
by this time next year the apers
will he full of the stories of suffer.
ing and destitution that Is su to
overtake many of them.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27

THERE is over one million ID les of
telegraph wire in the United States
in operation. There are ais one
hundred and seventy thousand ,alles
of telephone wire in operation over
which FIVE million and fiji y five
thousand messages are sent de ly.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27

MANY ladies drag out miserable exis
tence more dead than alive, suffering
nearly all the time. DR.. Drom goole :
English Female Bitters will destroy the
seeds Of disease, build up the strength and
restore the shattered health. If you can't
get it of your druggist, write 10 DR.. }. p.
Dromgoole. Louisville. Nv.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27

AN Oregon paper remarks that
a great many mean things have been
said ABOUT Jefferson DAVIS since his
death, but that the meanest of all
Is the assertion that he was distant
relative of President Harrison.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27

ONE of the industries now followed
in London, and certainly a novel
and remarkable one, even for this
age, is that Of separating and storing
oxygen from the atmosphere.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27

Ask your druggist for it.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-02-27
Missouri Notes.

The Farmers alliance will start 8
bank at ChIlicothe with a capital
stock of 500, 900.
The St. Johns herald., 1890-02-06
"

Wilson, old Brigham City Fort AGO, horses 71, COW 5 50, wagon D. ha ness and sud He I5, black >mith tools and farm imp ?, carpenter tools and nh goods 8, tax on real estate F, per prop I, total r 21, pen alty So ...-.........-- .....-...........
 Wilson,, J H lot in blk 10, 100 X 371% feet. being part of lots 2 and 4, blk 10 m Hol brook ?, tax COG, penalty 03 ..-.........
 Williams, T & B 10 horses 2J0, 40 cattle 340, saddle b. tax Is b, penalty 95. -...... 2
 NllS, G M house and imp in Snowflake 100, tax ,, penalty 15. 5......................
 Willis, H estate of, ranch and imp on Show Low c0J, house and imp in snow flake 20, Sw or of nv or 70 acres l20, two horses 60, 2 mules 80, COW 8 30 wagon 40, haIneSs 10, tax on real estate 1o 70. person al prop s5, total 24 5, penalty g. .----.. ?
 Williams, Mrs Annie house and imp tS in WinslOW 2O0, tax 6, penalty 8. ...... WiltDunk $ 5 house and imp two miles south Cf SpringerVille loo, horses 115, cat tie l7, wagon, harness and saddle 5S, farm imp and hh goods G, tax on real estate 50 per pro 8, total F 73, penGliy l E4... Wiltbank, w house and imP at Amity 30, wagon, harness and farm imp 22, hh goods 15, lax on real estate yCe, per pIo l Il, total 0l, penalty 10. O...--.......-.........
 NhitcOmb, Wm Il Inf pf SC ar and Inf of ne ar sec 26 twp9 range g, loo acres, 200, tax 6, penalty l
 Witherbee, W E HolbrOOk lots g 10 II blk 10, 3JO, tax 9, per alty 145.................. 45. Il Wanslee, Nat house and in p at Tay Tor lOl, hOr. es 12O, mule 30, ScOWs 6S, wagen,
 Coccud cn fifth page.l
The St. Johns herald., 1890-02-06
Luse TT. lot II blk II Holbrook

Luse I T. lot II blk II Holbrook 450, tax on real estate 1850, penal ty 67. ..... .. ....... 15 Lindenberger C. lot 14 blk 1 Holbrook 375, tax on real estate II 25. penalty 1 56 ....... 12
 Lopez Antonio house and imp 300, sw ar sec 10 twp17 range 2l 160 acres 200, horse Is, 1 COW 8 50 1 wagon 50, saddle 12, 3 yoke oxen 90, h h goods 20, tax on real estate 15, on pp 93, reduced by board 9 54, total II 39, penalty
 Lopez Faustin ranch and imp on Colo river 100, below Barela ranch sw qr sec 24 twp II range 26 80 acres 200, f horses l50, i5 cat tie l27 50, wagon 50, ? harness 20 1 saddle 10, h h goods p, tax on real estate on D II 47, total 20 47, penalty ? 02.. 2
 Lorensen B. house and imp in Winslow 300, h h goods 9, tax on real estate 9, on per pro 75c, total 9 75, penalty 1 48. =. .... II
 Luna Solomon ranch and imp at Min aral ,000 SC or of ne or & ne or of se qr sec 26 twp 10 range 9 6 burros 60, 6,600 sheep $500, saddles 6. tax on real estate 30 on pp 29S 9S, total 32S 9S, penalty r A. . ..... 345 4
 Lambson A B. house and imp in St Johns 100, ? horses g, Z COWS
The St. Johns herald., 1890-02-06

Bagnall Geo house & imp in Winslow 2, 12 horses 300, 90 cat tie 760, wagon 9 harness : 50, sal- die , h h goods 20 butcher shop fix tlres l25, tax on real estate 75c, tax on personal property 36 90, to- tai tax B 65, penalty 85... 10 ,;
 Earth RefugiC lot blk 51 lot 12 i i'll blk 73 lot in blk Al ts 1 7 & blk . lots 23 & 4inb k 76 lot blk eS 500, imp on abo lots 500, house occupied by A Rmz 800, tax on real estate 54, penaly 3 TO-. ..... .... 57 7(
 Baca Fernando honse 6S i'm i'll ConchO %, tax on real estate 60c, penalty l 03. 6
 Bunch Thos lot 16 blk in Hol- brook 5. house x imp on above lot 250, library x 20, h h goods 100, tax n real estate 9, tax on personal property 10 90, total tax I9 90, penalty 1 97. 97...... 21 4
 Baca, Justiniano l saloon build ing in Sprngerville 125, tax on real estate 3 75, penalty IS. ... 93
 Brown & Kinder three lots in HoIbrook 100, livery stable & imp 900, horses I95, 2 wagous 150, buggy 100, ? harness 30, saddle b tax on real estate 3, tax on per sonal property II 70, total tax H. 70, penalty 43. AS I3 5Ir)wn Samuel ? lots in Holbrook 50 house & imp 450, h h goods 150, tax on real estate 15, tax on per sonal property i 50 total tax 19 50 penalty 97.. ....... 21 47
 Brewer Jacob house & imp Pine dale 40, horse 30, COWS 6S two young stock 34, wagon 15 harness 6, blow h h goods 10, tax on real estate 20, tax on per sonal pro- perty 3, total tax 20, penalty i21. 21............ ....... 3 41
 Foyer A M 83 fU of n end of lots 40 fl 42 43 & 4 blk II 200, house & imp on above lots ? 900 lots 15 Is 17 blk l 150, lot 40 blk D, house & imp on lot 70 800, lots 10 II blk 6 150, horse 9. l mule p, 5 COWS & young stock 85. carpenter tools 25 Ii goods 200, jewelry 50, 5 hogs p, tax on real estate 101 24, tax on n9rsonal property 13 05, total taxs1l4 %, penalty 6 71...... 121 %
 boyer Mary A lot blk l Hol- brook 100, tax on real estate 3, penalty b. ........... 15