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Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13

AT Mrs. Trick Scored's reception.
81 ma -, $500. - ~
She-Dld you manage to get me some sup
ner in that awful crush around the tablet
He-Yes; have three fried oysters in my
vest pocket, and some chicken salad in my
handkerchief
she-ohl how good OF you, --Tnwn Topics.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13
THE YOUNG People.

Little Girl Appeals to kitty's Family
Pride.
A little girl of Knickerbocker descent, in
whose presence the family glories were often
desoantad on, V Overheard lately rehukiug;
her pet kitten for some mistlemeanor Hold
ing pussy by her fore paws and looking her
full in the face, she remarked: "Im ashamed
OF you, Kitty, for being so naughty; and
just think, your grandmother was Malteser'
Buffalo Courier.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13
Tough,

A st. Adams 4year-old miss had been
naughty the other day and her mamma shut
her up in closet by way of penalty. The
little one alternated between fits of crying
and appeals for freedom, and was heard to
say within herself Il tell you, this is fought"
st. Adams Messenger
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13
A Voice in the Wilderness.

A little boy was told that the Rev Mr.. Co
forth, the missionary to China, would be the
only Christian minister in charge of dis
trlct having as many people as are in the
whole of Canada. 'MyI" he said, won't he
have to hoGer Toronto Globe.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13
A Duck of a Story.

Ny little one was 5 last summer. l took
her down to Bangor. She had never seen
any ducks. One day we were out in the
yard, and she saw some She looked at them
a short time without speaking, and then she
said: Haven't they got long lips"-Boston
Gloha
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13

Ny little niece aged 4, recently heard me
remark to her mother that l intended in a
few days to go to Little Rock-the state
capital-on some business. She Immediately
ran to me and said: "Oh, Uncle H, when
you dit to Little Yock won't you buy me
little yoeking chairF-Boston Globe.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13

BARBER guarantee this Magic |
Restorer. 1t has never been known
fail.
Jones-But, my dear sir. l tried 1t
IL had no effect whatever.
Barber-Then there was somett
the matter with your head-TG
SiftingS
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13

Bobby thoughtfully)-Pa!
Fother Grasciblyl-Ya'as, ya'as, what is It'll
Bobby-Do you think I'll be as cross as You
ara when grow upATexas SIftingA
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13
Not His Fault.

Mamma-Johnnie, did you throw that cat
IN the welll
Johnnie-Indeed didn't Twas just hold
in it over the box by the tail and it wiggled
loose and fell n.-Washington Critic.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13

First detective-''Ihat pswnbroker
Is guilty of buying stolen goods. Did
you notice him turn white when !
looked at the watches?" Second de-
tective-"Yes, but what Of that?' First
why, when you catch man
paling it is fair to suppose that be is .
fence. The Jester.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13
SKULL DEVELOPMENT.
HOW TO "SIzE UP" YOUR FRIENDS
INTELLECTUAL POWERS.

Mental CaIiber and Cranial Measurements.
Mistakes of Peregrinating Phrenolngists
DR.. Peterson's Talk on Recent Investiga-
tiOns.
Recently the scientists both in Europe
and America have been giving a good
deal of attention to the conformation and
measurement of the human head or era
niometry, as they call it.
The studies of DR.. Frederick Peterson,
the insanity expert and specialist in nerv-
Gus diseases. of New York, have been
equally extensive Their conclusions have
been reached by accurate measurements
and not by feeling bumps. DIR. Peterson
said to me:
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13

How music spreads among the masses
can be imagined from the estimate that
10 Sheffield there are about 600 artisans
who play the violin.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13

Miss Abigail Dodge ("Gail Hamil-
tony teaches Sunday-school class that
peets every Sunday St Secretary
RIaips's rsGidsnes
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-09-13

Two years ago George Croft, of Osh-
kosh, Wis, loaned friend $40. to be
returned by mail. Soon after he re-
oeived letter asking if he had received
the money. Croft replied no Soon
after he received a letter with the s10iu
1t. and the friend declared he had once
before sent the money. This week
Croft received the first letter containing
elO, WIN oh was sent August II, 1888, to
Ashland, and had lain there two years.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
PAVING THE STREETS.

That was very pleasant little meeting.
the one held in the city council chamber
yesterday afternoon, at which the question
OF paving Main street from South Temple
to Fourth South was informally discussed.
Several of the citizens present received
considerable light upon a subject with
which they were not as familiar as they
should be, and there must of necessity be a
much larger attendance at the next meet
ing. which will be held on Wednesday.
September 3, at p m. Each man left the
council chamber yesterday, feeling that
some good had been accomplished
by thus meeting and discussing mat
tiers of public import, and the inter
change of ideas cannot fail to have a bene-
fetal effect all around. In this question of
the selection of paving material, there is
one great fact that must always be borne
in mind-it does not necessarily follow be-
cause asphalt is a success in San Fran
cisco and other portions of California that
lti could not fail to be here. Climati
influences are all important subjects
for consideration in this connection.
and uniformity of material-no matter
which is used-is also an important factor.
The extracts read by City Engineer Do
REMUs, which are given in our local col
umns, furnish some food for thought in
connection with the important problem OF
paving the park like streets of this great
and growing city
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
POORLY cared FOR cr,na.


I wonder if this country has any idea
where its china is kept. There Isn't $
gentleman's house in the land that has
not better accommodations There 1t is
all the elegant ware which former mis-
tresses of the White House gathered with
SO much pride and in the face of SO many
growls from the congressional apprc pri-
alton committees which supplied the
money, tucked, cranlmed and damned
into an unfinished closet which would
hardly kennel two mastiffs. No wonder
that SO much OF it is broken and niclred
that each succeeding mistress Of the
White House almost sheds tears over tho
ruin Of the thing most dear to womar's
heart-rare china
! Until President Arthur's day there was
not even this closet, all the valuable
china being stored in the basement: but
he had this closet cut from the little
hallway by the elevator. There are two
rows of shelves about three feet deep
and there the three sets which belong te
the service are kept, one-third of them
being on the floor Mrs. Harrison says
that Of the LOCO pieces, made at so great
an expense in the Hayes administration
there are not more than 400 left-Cor
New York World.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
& Summer Polish.

AT this season Of the year, after the
spring housecleaning is done, shere are
always number of pieces of furniture
on hand which need repolishing and
otherwise refurbishine. A simple polish
for furniture. which may be applied to
hard woods with equal satisfaction, is
made as follows: Mix together two parts
OF 'hnseed oil, two parts Of alcohol and
one part of turpentinc, and to quart of
this mixture add an ounce of spirits of
ether. This polish is applied to furniture
with a flannel cloth and rubbed in with
piece of channels skin, or a thick piece
of felt if you have no channels skin. If
the polish is used on the floor it should
be applied with cloth and rubbed in
with an iron backed polishing brush of
the kind which are furnished with a
long handle and are moved back and for
ward on the floor like mop.-New Yorl:
Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
WOMAN'S SPHERE.

We often hear much in regard to
''women's proper sphere from those who
deprecate female ambition to engage in GER
tain professions that men regard as pecu-
liarly their own. Lady physicians were
once ridiculeo; they are fast becoming
popular, if not indispensable. Female
teachers are now a necessity. Female
clerks, accountants, secretaries, are coming
more and more into favor. Lady lawyers
cause some to raise their hands in holy hor-
ror; but sensible people win say, LET
women try the profession of law if they
want to, and if they are not fitted for prac-
tice at the bar, they win retire, and only
the fttest will survive here as elsewhere. ;,
Men would consider it an intolerable con-
dition if law or custom were to forbid them
from engaging in certain occupations that
might be thought more suitable for women.
Woman suffrage is condemned by those
who boast of negro suffrage, Indian suf-
frage, and universal manhood suffrage ire
spective Of the illiteracy of the subjects
No one can affirm in advance what par
ticular professions or occupations are not
suitable for and should therefore be denied
to women, Apart from the duties incident
to successful rearing Of her children, il
she has any, there is no one wise enough TO
deny to women participation in any of the
professions or occupations she may choose
to enter. The differences between male
and female ability are largely accidental or
imaginary. Women achieve success in what
they undertake as often as men do. The
original. and, We may add, barbaric re-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
.BISMARCK'S DOWNFALL.

1t is said by some who should know that
the fall of BISMARCK has been as complete
and final as that of Cardinal WoLsEY. A
great many of the German people had ex
pected to see their great leader end his
long and glorious career either by an hon
ored sunset of life OF the head of the great
nation he has been instrumental in bring
ing into united whole, or, by some final
stroke of policy, to exalt his nation still
further in the eyes of the world, and then
retire to spend his remaining days at home
amid the plaudits OF his people and the
praises OF other nations. But it has re-
suited otherwise. Having tyrannized over
the Empress FREDERICK and offended her
mother, VICTORIA, he has at last been com
pietely overthrown. we might say de-
throned, chiefly through their hostility.
The moment they caught the present EN-
peror's ear and heart, their version of Bis
MARcK'S diplomacy caused the downfall of
the ambitious prince, and only the most I'M
expected turn of public affairs can enable
him ever to rise again. The great empire
can OF course get along without him, but
the German people will cherish his memory
and overlook his iron rule when they
think OF his successes in war and diplom-
acy, all for the advancement of German
unity and the greatness of the fatherland.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
DRS. SMITH AND PAYNE,
The Magnetic Physicians, Surgeons and Sclen-
fists, at 264 South Main Street.

These noted physicians and surgeons are still
PERFORMING may very wonderful cures by their
scientific In ,thodS or treating diseases. as thou
SandS OF tnelr pat eats can TESTIFY. We treat
all classes of chrome diseases which afylict hui
mainly, and our success i'll many cases has been
wonderful and given the best results to our pa
tlents, who are constantly recommending us 10
their trends and acquaintance who are s!rui-
larly afflicted. The following are some of the
diseased conditions which we treat succe .sfullv:
Asthma, Bronchitis. Catarrh OF all kinds, Deaf
ness, Lung troubles dyspepsia Heart Troubles
Diabees, Gravel, stone IN the Bladder, ali
Kidney and Bladder Troubles Dropsy. Neural.
g1a. Scintica Rheumatism, Lumbago PARALYSIS,
PALSY, Spinal troubles, Nervous Weakness,
seminal Weakness. Nervous and General De-
blllty, Nervous Prostration, Loss OF Strength,
Vital Weakness. ST. Vitus Dance, Fits of All
kinds, Vertigo Sick Headache, Liver Com
plant, Cancers Tuners Scrofnlous Ulcers
Syphilitic and other Skin Diseases, Hydrocele'
Naricoce.e. GTanulated LIDS, Scrofulous Sore
Eyes, Amenorrhoea, Dysmenorlhuea, Lacera,ed
Womb and Lacerated Perineum, Prola Dsus or
falling of the Womb, Leucorrhuea VpiuiIis
all diseases peculiar to females.
Fistula in ano and Piles removed and radi-
caliy cured without detention from business
and without pain. Ruptures permanently
cured without the use of u knife in two weeks,
and without the risks attending the old plan OF
operation. Our improved methods of treatment
both in medical and surgical cases. bring
about cure IN much shorter time than by
the old ways of treatment. We permanently
cure seven-tenths OF all old chronic diseased
conditions which have been given up by Others.
II you want 10 know what can be done fol-
your case, call on US and we will tell you if o
cure is possible. If your case is not q durable
one we Will promptly tell you so and not at
tempt to treat you. We make no charge for
consultation and will give YOU the best advice
IN regard to yoar case which may be of much
benefit to you.
Remember the address, 1854 South Main St.
Salt Lake city. Office hours, 8 am. TO D. in.
every day except Sundays. Consultation fcee.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
An Unpatented Refrigerator.

Light housekeeping apartments are not
usually provided with refrigerators, but
you may make one for twenty cents.
Buy two tin pans of the cheapest quail
ity, as you will want to throw them
away when you leave. Choose one slight
ly smaller than the other, SO that its rim
and ears shall just rest on the rim of the
larger one. Punch the bottom of the
smaller one full of holes or get a tinman
to do it for you. Keep the ice wrapped
in quantities of old newspapers and after
ward in old flannel. Five cents worth OF
ice kept in the coolest and darkest corner
of your apartments will furnish ice wa
ter and keep the milk and butter cool for
twenty-four hours. The former in its
glass bottle and the latter in q large jelly
glass with a screw top can be placed in
the larger pan beneath the one holding
the ice, and will be kept cool by the slow
dripping of the ice water upon them
New York Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
EDMUNDS AS A REFORMER.

With all his supposed ability, Senator
EDMUSDs is really a small minded man.
He is a genuine descendant of the witch
burners, and exhibits in an aggravated
form the bigotry and intolerance of his
ancestors. Coming of stock of people
that are dying out in this country (sociolo-
gists explain why, he is forever seeking to
mend or patch in some way the religious or
political morality of the people CT other
sections of the country. He never fails to
pry into the affairs of others and to dis
cover the mote in the eyes of his fellow
countrymen. His only remedy for any
supposed evil is force, and in CARRYING out
his policy of attending to other peoples
affairs and tinkering their morals, he strains
at gnat and swallows camel. The New
York World says of him
Mr.. GEORGE F.. EDMuNDs is in favor of the
force BILL but he is opposed to gag law in the
Senate. There was time, not long ago, when
it was heresy TO question the claims of the Yer
mont Senator TO real craftsmanship" But
during all that time there were Phiiistines in
the land who insisted that Mr.. EDMUNDs simply
possessed in high degree of refinement the
microscopic mind of 4 Green Mountain attor-
ney. And now in these latter days the rude as
sertions of the Knockers, among whom Senator
FRYE has not been the least, are coming true. n
The World does not believe in the gag law
any more than Mr.. EDMuNDs, and it is ex.
tremely glad to know that he has the courage
of his somewhat small convictions. Mr. FRYE
was wrong in charging him with cowardce.
He is brave enough The trouble is that he is
brave about little things
In this instance he stands boldly and properly
against the proposition to stop the flow of argu-
ment, but he still fayors the use of troops at
the polls. AS between the two propositions, no
large minded man would hesitate. 1t is a
much greater crime to control elections with
bayonets than TO close debate in the Senate. II
is. however, thoroughly characteristic OF
GEORGE F. EDMUNDs to take his stand on the
smaller issue. Once more he sees fly on the
barn, but is blind to the barn itself.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
A VALUABLE HOUSEHOLD REMEDY.

There IS no medicine so often needed in
every house and so admirably adapted to
the purposes for which it is required. as
Chamberlin's Pain Balm. Hardly week
passes but some member of the family has
need for it for some injury or aiiment tor
which it is unequaled. A toothache or
headache may be cured by it. A touch of
rheumatism or neuralgia quieted TIE Sc
we're pain OF burn or scald promptly re-
lieved and the sore healed in much less
time than when medicine has to be sent
for. A sprain may be promptly treated be-
fore Inflammation sets in, which insures
cure in about one-third of the time other
wise required. Cuts and bruises should re-
ceive immediate treatment before the parts
become swollen, which can only be done
when Pain Balm is kept On hand. A sore
throat may be cured before it comes seri
Gus. B troublesome corn may be re-
moved by applying it twice day for a
week or two. Quincy and glandular swell
ings may be suppressed before matter has
begun to form in them. Boils are often
the result of an injury aed may be pre-
vented by timely treatment. A lame back
may be cured and several days of valuable
time saved. A pain in the side or chest re-
lieved without paying doctors bill. For
sale at so cents per bottle, by Z. G. M. L.
drug department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28

stralnt OF woman was simply an expression
OF mans superior brute force and strength
OF pody, just as the original human race
was once cowed down and kept within the
friendly secrets of hidden caves and in
accessible retreats by the superior brute
strength of contemporaneous wild beasts.
AS mans intellect enabled him to rise above
the restraint of the animal subjugation in
which he once dwelt, there is no reason
why woman shall not triumph over any Of
the lingering effects Of the ancient savage
superiority of her male partner.
Let the women as well as the men make
their own choice of occupation, and work
out their own temporal salvation or failure
They are the ones principally concerned in
their own choice of life's opportunities, and
we need not fear that, on the whole, they
will make choices that will prove detri-
mental either to themselves or to society at
large.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28

The EXCLAMATION of our editor upon
seeing what the typo had made him say in
Yesterdays HERALD in the tariff article, is
not recorded in holy writ. Where he had
written: "For the whole of the United
Kingdom, the imports were Eli, S., lid.
per head, and the exports were Coils, I'd.
per head of the population the typo
interchanged exports and imports and the
proof reader failed to notice the blunder.
Had not the same idea been correctly
stated a little further on, the error would
have been more serious than it was.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
Remarkable Rescue.

Mrs. Michael Curtain, Plainfield, H.,
makes the statement that she caught cold,
which settled on her lungs; she was treated
for month by her family physician, but
grew worse. He told her she was hope
medicine could cure her. Her druggist sue
gested DIR. Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption; she bought bottle, and to her
delight found herself benefited from nrst
dose. She continued its use, and after tax
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
SKIN ERuPTInNs.

had been troubled with blotches on
my scalp and body; they itched terribly,
and from my rubbing and scratching be-
came sore ard painful. DR.. David Ken
nedy's Favorite Remedy, made at Rondout,
n. Y, was recommended to me by E. D.
W. Parsons. | commenced using il and
the consequence was that less than four
bottles worked complete curea l can
rior blood medicine S. J. ARNOLD, Roch-
ester, N. Y. For sale by T. G. M. l. drug
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
Chairman Board of Examiners.
Billiards. Horehound syrup For Whoopine
10Th .

There is no remedy in the world which
will give such prompt relief in whooping
cough as Billiards. Horehound Syrup. 1t
will positively cure it. If you will try it,
lour children will not keep you awake all
night coughing. Billiards. Horehound
Syrup is the most cooling and soothing
remedy for consumption, coughs. colds,
bronchitis and asthma in the world. til
Tree from opium. 1t builds up new tissue,
strengthens the lungs, and is an incom-
parable remedy, made of the best and
purest materials. If your lungs are weak
and you have tickling in your throat, you
need It'll
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28

81 DoN'T want any Young Utah in
mine" JOE GALIGHER is reported as having
said, speaking of the possibility of FRANK
hIMBALL being nominated for recorder 1t
is quite possible, now. however, that JOE
would give considerably more than his in
ftuence for just three '.Young Utah" votes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28

1t is pitiful tale of filth and ill-treat-
ment that prisoners in the city Jail tell on
their release from the place. 1t must mean
hours OF nausea and sickening horror to
spend night in the foul dungeon. The
subject is not exactly suited to discussion
here, but there is a tide of popular indig-
nation arising against the barbarity that
city officials will do well to pacify.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28

ing ten bottles found herself sound and
well, now does her own homework
and is as well as she ever was--Free trial
bottles Of this Great Discovery at A. G.
Smith & Co.'S drug store. Large bottles
SOC. and 81.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
Not an Expert,

Charming Susan-What is thick
short neck the sign of?
Dear Jones-I give it up | never
studied Neutrality-suspicious. York Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28

Mr.. Ex-REGIsTRAR ALLEN is not drawing
the county clerks salary yet. The People
and the Worktngmen are not the parties
we take them for if they can not make a
showing in court that will turn that ma
iority of 10 over to the other man.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
a Doubtful Compliment,

Poet-Oddjobs, what do you think of
my latest poem?
Oddjobs-Splendid, my dear boy,
splendid. | consider it beautiful. But
then, you know, I'm no judge.-New
York Sun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28
EXAMINATION or TEACHERS

A second examination for teachers who
are applicants tor positions in the public
schools Of Salt Lake city will be held at the
Twelfth district school building. beginning
Tuesday, September ., at o'clock am
This VIII be open to all applicants who have
not as yet presented themselves for exam
ination, as well as those who failed in the
last to secure a passing grade.
]. f. MU.rSPAUGH,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-28

To DAY THE question, us RUMEL RUMEL,
and if not Why" viii come up before Judge
ZANE. The general opinion is that Mr..
RUMEL will officiate as the next county re-
aor5or