Evening journal., 1890-09-12

MISS HUNTINGTON (sWeetly) - noticed
you creeping through the palms. sir, and I'm
afraid you're not enjoyt yourself Mamms
AID want all our guests to feel at home"
The Captured One-"Excuse me. lady, l jest
sneaked out to get a glass of water. | play
tn flute In tn band n-Scribner's Magazine.
FoR constipation, oliver complaint" or
biliousness, sick headache, and ali diseases
liver aud stomach, take Dr. Pieree's Pleas
ant Purgative Pellets gentle Laxative or
active cathartic, according to size Of dose.
LrrrLn RsGER-"Mr. Mello, sister Gertie
says she likes you because you are-I can't
think what il Is now. though . Mr. sello-
II y. try. Roger. that's a good boy y Little
poeer after az in 81 val of thouPhtl-'1
know now-ngsh detroit Free Press
Warm weather often causes extreme
tired feeling and debility, and in the
weakened condition OF the syttem, dis
eases arising from impure blood are
liable to appear. To gain strength. to
overcome disease, and to purify. vitalize
aud enrich. the blood, take Hoods Sarsa-
parilla.
you have no sisters, Mr.. Cilley have you?'
II never had until this summer" said Cilley
sadly. I've got seven now."-New York
Herald.
DON'T give up. there is cure for catarrh
and cold in the'head. Thousands testify that
It Is a safe and pleasant remedy. i is APP
piled into the nostrils. 1t is not liquid or
snuff 1t cures by cleansing and healing
Price 30 cents.
Mr.. GoTTHERE(from Chicago) --"How much
Is this picturein Bealer-''flFe hundred dol
lars sir That is one Of MIR 5otthert
-"That'll do. young man. III won't fade
and you'll warrant 1t hand ainted. Ill buy
It. I wear hand-sewed shoes, and / gness
can afford to buy hsnd-pa nted pictures.
Send It along."-society .---------
DIR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, are
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made.
At druggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 n
9Th st. Phila. Ladies beware of limitations
II Amt goin' TO say my prayers why
not. Willie.n "Oh what's the use? Every
blame thing ! ask for eint good for me"
Coon HousEKEEPING for September 13 ha.
a very interesting paper in its series on IN,
Head, the Hands, the Feet" in which tn.
writer discusses small feet. Ilght SHOES, anu
some Of the fashionable toll1es OF the ptst
For the housewife. particular attention Il
paid 10 picking and making sauces. as Is ap
propriate TO the season This Is a valuable
journal for the household, and sample copies
are sent by the publishers, Clark w. Bryan
4 Co., Springfield, Mass, on application.
"WHY don't you join the army If you cam
L get ANYTHING TO dns's "Oh Nm a peaceahli
man; abhor fiehting" "Humphl You car
black boots and dig potatoes, can't yout'-
Pack.
Ross has removed from 116 Marke'
street to his new store 210 Market with I
large stock oflstest styles of Hats, White
Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned if goods are not satisfsc
tory
Mrs. YouNGIovE-"Wha Is bread in TIL
boney' / cannot find receipt for II in am
cookery book" Mrs. Newliwed-"N0r
either. And wish sore one could T. u NJ
how to 'cap-a-pie. n-kate Fields Washing
ton.
SoUGHT for the last hundred years. z
| remedy for catairh hay fever and cod IL til
head found at last In Fly's Cream Balm. SAT
/ and pleasant to use ana easily applied int
/ the nostrils. Ii gives relief at once d
thorough treatment positively cures. Price
/ cents.
| HE-"The fools are not all dead yet Sd
That's as true as you ive.N-Peabod
| Press.
/ TIN man who tries 70 wreck train shOul
/ be hanged New FORK World.