The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-06-19
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thiats he can sare my bseoa
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BE- 10 81 vari. Dsssriba,e year Weigh
more generally by sissddllas bis nect
The issbios editor Of ironiisf pspcs,
about iks time 81 80 Iodasn scsse. said b.
vss sory 70 obscrss tia, shoops ~ers
coming 10 sgsia.
.-Prooi.resdsr Another blpnder In tbs
.-Chareh Services Slug Ten gill have
10 be Cred. He mshes 8. 'doxs opened 81
hsifpsst seven.
--mBs, tell me. What sss there % hard
10 bear 10 the psriteniisuY Discharged
Prisoner -''rhe pispo practice u The 81.
pefiete6ieai'. ~lie.
Customer : I. II customary 10 lee the
waiter befsi Wafer Yes, cir. Customer
--rbsa bsDd ever your Zee I've waited
for you pesrly 40 hour.
When everything appears unusually
frcsh. we cay the season IL forward, and.
wheo person is nnusnslly forward. we say
be Is too fresh.
---Young Briudle PA. can't have .
flannel shin like younf" Mr. Brindle
tspeskine from experienced -"My son you
may have ibis after he washed. "
Its oply natural that Africans should
bs csnnibsls Whyf Ham is supposed to
have gone TO Africa. and. we'll. rybody
eats Ham.
Its pretty tough luck. complained
the big trunk. ito tad yourself complete.
iy strapped just when your starting of on
long journey.
MA, said little girl. willie wants
the biggest piece Of pie. and sink ought
TO hsye IL. cause be was estin' pie two
years fore WAS bornded
Yes, was swinily fond Of that girl.
aud believed her to be perfect. put saw
something about her last night that made
mo sick" What was THAR Another
fellows arm
IT'S enough 10 kind OF sour a man on
human nature. said tramp, when you
stop 10 consider how often you're called
lazy because you Won't do 70 cent job at
sawin' wood for 10 cent breakfast"
MIR. Phunnyman Cooking mp from his
paper Another cashier gone with
the deposits" Mrs. Phunnyman What
Was the sum-" Mr.. Pile want salts
fed with some be took everything"
Briggs There is one thing admire
about your wife. il you will permit me to
say so. She is always so out.spsken. n.
Peck She may be outspoken, but must
say l never knew her to be outtalked.
--"0f course. said links, II am an anti
slavery man. but would like to see mes.
senger boy put up at auction Just once. "
"Wby?' 1T would be so interesting TO
soc him when be Was going. going
Nov, Maria. IL Mr.. Dobkins is here to
see me, and any other gentlemen call. tell
them that l am not in" Maria Yes,
mum. Iudade l will. for be gave me foine
pay for tbs, same, already, mum.
lis your husband very generous
msn2" Indeed be is. You remember
those nice cigars gave him Tor birthday
present. Well. be smoked only one and
gave al the others away to his friends
1T was the next thing to railroad acct.
dent that robbed ne Of my lover, said
Miss Antic my back hair fell of and
be knew that ] bad deceived him" Those
misplaced switches are dreadful things"
Master Bobby's father is the owner OF
. batching machine. The other day, ~
little Bobby was watching chicken ener.
gsticslly breaking it's wsy through lie
shell. he remarked: II see how he gets
ont bnt how does he get inY"
Pred -''Yes. The old gentleman will
soon have Aooiher wife TO support.
Henry -"whsil You don't mean to tell
me be is going TO marry another vile while
your mother is slive?" mo, an going
10 get married "
The expression constant reader" orr
ginsted with . man who had 10 sit mp
nights digging mp the news from the mul
titadiuous pages OF 9 blanket sheet. He
died young and LEFT. nothing behind bu,
this IS legacy.
Mrs. Collier =" There's = horrii dog
running across your rsrden. Mrs Athoms
IT'S our puppy, Jack. We hire one Of
eur neighbor's boys to tie a wet sponge on
his tail and chase him 40 hour every day.
!, waters the garden nicely
Modern Journalism Great Editor
II see ii stated that the new electoral chair
will not kill Detail . reporter 10 try IL
II he escapes II will make bigses. kind OF
. sensation City Editor what
shall l do isn docs kim" Gres, Editor
Get res reporter"
$50 that fellow Brown married the
popular Miss Jones and she had dozen
better men at her fce,y" Yes, and he
sails her Il plnribus unum.'" "E plur
bus unumf' Whist does he mean by thstf''
'won from many. Brown is great Latin
'cholsr, don't you kno-.
Doctor 10 Gilbert Gagged iour): 'Pni
Tonr tongue out dear" Sick little Gilbert
eebly proi,udsd the Zip Of bis tongue
Doctor; mo. no; pa. !, night ont" The
ellos shook his bead weekly. and the tears