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Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

man. with . head not unlike that Of
Pasteur himself, bat he is much younger.
being probably not over 80 years OF age.
Regarding his methods the doctor re-
Gently said;
when q patient comes here, after
being bitten by a rabid animal, wait
two days after the day of the bite, and
then, IL the case is an ordinary enc and
has no specially severe features, l inocu-
late him fifteen times during fifteen
successive days. In the event OF the
wounds being sore, inoculste eighteen
days with stronger virus. ALWAYS begin
with the weaker virus"
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17
We are Just "a Glad a. He is.

No one but those who have tried it
can know the life of an active, industri-
Gus, hardworklng travelling man Is, up
at all hours or the night, driving
through the mud and ram over coun-
try roads. Eating a dinner of cheese
and crackers at some customers coun-
try store, taking your meals when you
can get them, IS II any wonder that the
stomach is all out of order; Bowels in
costive condition all the time and as
consequence Hemroids, so that riding
on the cars is torture. Dyspepsia,
Chronic Headache, all ambition gone,
life weary drag. That was my condi-
ton exactly. | would go two and
three days without a movement of the
bowels. Ihave taken enough medicine
10 sink a snip, but always got back IN
same condition. / was told 10 try your
Extract OF Red Glover, and, On repeated
urgings by my friend, Mr.. Lacy, tray
cling man, who had used it, and who
now says his gripsack is mot complete
without it. | purchaser bottle IN
Grand Rapids with must say but little
faith. | followed the directions faith
fully, and within one week | noticed
the change. | bought a box of your
ICu OlONtl i MS anu lldNt
all. and my stomach is now III better
condition than il has been in the past
ten years. Your Extract of Red Glover
acts on the bowels N so mild and
pleasant manner that you feel it Is
more nature than medicine. | have
not been troubled with constipation at
all, being as regular as the clock. /
have never before found anything that
would help me in this respect, as all
other medicines had tried made the
after results worse than before, but
your Extract of Red Clover has regu-
lated my stomach and bowels by the
use of but three bottles so that | feel
myself new man, though / have not
used it now for over four weeks. My
gripsack is never without 1t and will
not be. You are at liberty TO use this
as you see tit.
Yours, SAM I. SICKLES.
To J. N. Loose, Red Clover Co., Detroit,
Mich.
For sale by White & White, druggists,
Morton Houso block
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

Reosrt discussions on the Blair biil
- extend Federal aid 70 education II The
sases nave nssde prominent TIE fsets
tat there ars now about I, ZOE 600 cob
cred children n the corp aacn scnoois 81
TIE sszsh AMI peariy 100 Go more n
private schools. academies srd oallee-es-
O - eoiorp5 <cho1,Is - uhic5 tss az
~ titie i given. 81 leasf thirty rank az
hizh aS TIE Average college - tie r7-sh.
Thfr1v O. ie1~s 70 cn8orsS xTadsrts and
go 60 .1so~pd children IN scaool -
cs~xs1~iv a marvellous exhisaf foT q 20
zoo 70 asesy Prossrstss ~ ear.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17
THr HIGHLAND pRIpGE.

tween the piers at the waters edge Is
1920 feet. which will be crossed by a
single span in length 25 feet greater than
that Of the Brooklyn bridge. The struc-
turs win stand 1s3 feet above high water
mark.
This bridge is intended 10 be used
chiefly for railway traffic. and the chief
item Of transportation viii be coal for
New England consumers. Il viii Be
completed in about two years.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17
Don't Pay Till You Are Cured.

Blind, bleeding, internal and externs
piles, fissure, fistula and rectal ulcers
cured, or no pay. Treatment painless
No time lost from work. Hundreds OF
references. Examination free. Lake
SIDE physicians room 2S, Porter block,
1924 Monroe-st. Hours-9 10 8, daily
Tuesday and Saturday evenings, 5 to 81
Sundays, 10 TO /.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

The historic Hudson is to be spanned
by new bridge. 1t is to be located a
short distance north of Peekskill, n. Y,
and in crossing the river will extend
from Anthony's Nose, on the east bank,
TO the site Of old Fort Clinton, on the
west bank. Both places are high prom
ontories Of solid rock. The distance be-
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

Balsam for the throat and lungs the
great guaranteed remedy. Would you
believe that 1t Is sold on its merits and
that any druggist is authorized
by the proprietor of this wonderful
remedy 10 give you q sample bottle
free7 IL never fails TO cure acute or
chronic coughs. All druggists cell
Komp's Balsam. Large bottles 30 cents
ODD Il
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17
Despite the fact that his fr.. air -

Despite the fact that his first sir ship
went to wreck. no one knows where. and
that with il disappeared Professor Hogan,
the Michigan asronaut, Inventor p. c.
Campbell has constructed a new vessel
for navigating the air ia which he has
80 much confidence that he viH make
the trial trip himself. Il il u b inflated
with natural Tas and vii leave the earth
AZ NisEsrs FEELS. Where Il vii cons
down IL pro6iematral
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

same principles
snd with the
sane virus Sc "a
Pasteurs cua
laboratory. NJ
GibisE has dark
eyes, coal black
hair and beard.
and teeth Of IN
usual purity and
whiteness. He Is
. sh ort. dark
eomDlexioaed
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17
Entitled to the Best.

All are entitled 10 tue best that their
money will buy, so every family should
have at once a bottle Of the best fam
lily remedy, Syrup OF Figs, to cleanse
the system when cosuye or bilious.
For sale in soc and S1.0o dottles by all
leading druggists.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

Their gentle action and good effect
on the system make them a perfect
little pill. They please those who use
them. Carriers Little Liver Pills may
be termed Perfection"
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17
Pile, pile.., Piie.,r

Loose's Red Clover Pile Rem edy, is
a positive specific for All forms Of tho
disease. Blind. Bleeding, Itching, u
cessted, and Protruding Piles-Price
SOC. For sale by White h White drug
eists, Morton House block.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

There were two 5syTistsrs at the Irish
bar. one named MahaTy, who ~ss very
tail. and another. called Coils. Who wss
very short Both were engaged IN a case
before Lord Rsdesdals. Who wa not yes
personally acquainted with the awTers
Mr.. Coils -as opening the notion ~ss1
lord Redesdale observed
"Mr Colts. ~hen barrister addresses
fts court he must stand
81 am standing. M lord" aid Coils.
ct hez thousand pardons.~ uautt@r>i
abe Judge. much confused.
"Sit down. Mr.. Nabaffy.
Il an sitting. mv lord. -ss re reply
- the cszfaunds5 chluceIloE.-Ysso-
vines News.
W~-- s-irSf-. u>S as~s-e~xe
Let. - scross ~ s<reet; thers co-ses
snifkins. sud 7 sont ~sus - rect him. =
Why you'rs not AFRAID = = ii-tis ran
Eks hlra. ars Tcu7
Thz1s i1ss T.. IA Knows les - srraIi
thss sscent rsa ~out hit hirs- ard ~
Pr-svnss an his Eze.- - ~sshznr1oz
Pest
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17
A Magic City of the West.

Sherman is q city built in night. 1t
lies opposite the town of Chamberlain,
which is situated on the east bank of the
Missouri river, directly across from the
Sioux reservation. News of the issuance
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

For don't care, dull, tired feeling,
impoverished blood, dull pains in back
aud head, tantalizlng skin eruptions,
Kemp's Sarsaparilla never fails TO give
relief. We always guarantee it. Price
81 per bottle. Tibbs' drug store, I2s
MOnroe-st.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

Loose's Red Clover Pills cure Sick
Headache, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, and
Constipation. 25c per box, S boxes
for 81. For sale by White q White,
druggists, Morton House block.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

Mr.. wiusiov's Soothing Syrup should Al
ways bs used for children teeth az Ifsoothss
the ebild softsas the Rrr1s, aiiays All pam
errps wind cole. and 10 the best reme1y Tor
oIsrrhua. HesBts bottle
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

a PsSa u r.ss~<r FsasAs - issassss
IA As1 xsrk Ctsy.
Dr.. Paul GloAsr. . loag Tile pepA and
associate Of Psxtear, h2s founded al IN
stitaGs u kes YORK ciEy where the v.e-
giuas Of rabies ca De treated Ga lie
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17
A PLUCKY TELEGRAPHER.
sc3s o. T-E ADVENTURES CO
GEORGE KEENAN,.

Three Tear. bsysa1 to P>ls 81 Cfs1liz>-
Esa-as~ tue c-a.sEroeAs - Do Lsss
.-a al Css1r.~is. a sAs ys4@srss k<p~
zfE1sa aishG Have Zee. As><ssA
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

For disordered liver try Beecham's
Dill.
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17
A Great Suprfse

Pears Soap is the most elegant toilet
adjunct
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

presssc Baef-sz s9S<seA
JEess,z fe1k-< .pess%.
Dressee NetseB--0sl y psasa
DRESSED L&at-7 IS = Bsoaa -
DFessod Po1itEs-SDrls< eAlokenS. ieslte
- aid lows. ssse eS0aai t0rks&s ~ .
Ssg1ai oacAs. l-e sea1A
hides
Gneea-S1s e. ne y psaaa-
Fall Cured-4a,ss : PeGad
Dry-4&oe pouRS.
G2if Skins-ss~ie pQeaa.
sheep cklps- Ss5scc caSA.
1ziaow-oSsa4s psuad.
Tar1srs Produce.
BEtfsr-ls&lse y pound
kzgs-lZi<e 3 s0zca.
P0t2tees-s>e y boshei.
Cabbage s. goesA hundred
Turnips-E9sse = bushel.
BsSts-oc = 5ashei
Psrsnips-5ss0N . bushcl
0nious bashei.
Apples-S ale bashel-
LeitGee-l'SAe = psaGa.
Gr.ia. Flour and Feed.
whsat-NsN. zoe e bGseel.
ceTn-SoSSsZc bOshel.
0als-New. 24asz5e : bushel-
Corn Meai-sl5oe v t0H.
kse-S5e p busbel.
Bariey-si oue l. ~ hundred.
GFound teed-sl40lS l5.o ton
Bran-slz-0o = ton.
Fiour-Lliy White. s2-l0i Patent. s2s9 : hun
Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-03-17

For sale by White & White, druggists,
Morton House block.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29
A Kindly Warning.

A diffident young man, who chanced
to be already married, taught his first
term of school in q western rural dis
trict some years ago and in accordance
with the rural custom he did a great
deal of visiting around"
He spent one night at the house of
an old farmer who had daughter
famous not for her beauty but for her
lack of it, To enumerate her Pc
culiarities of face and figure would be
to give catalogue of imperfections.
Those who regard bulk as mark of
beauty, who think head of red hair
cut short and parted at the side is an
attraction in young lady would have
been charmed with Becky Ann"
When our somewhat fastidious
young teacher was introduced to this
paragon her uncomeliness was increas-
ed by the fact that she was barefooted
and wore an inharmonious gown of
green and yellow calico.
Naturally enough his amused gaze
was fixed often OH Miss Becky Ann
during the evening. When he retir.
ed to his room for the night he was
followed by her father, who almost
stupifed him by saying, with perfect
gravity:
"Look here, I'm goin' to tell you
something really think you d orter
know, ez it may save you from raisin'
any false hopes to have 'em dashed to
the ground. l seen yer castin' Sleeps
eyes at my Becky Ann all the eve-
ming, an its bounden dooty to tell ye
that she's spoken for by Jarvis Sipes.
Sorry for ye. young man, but Jarvis
hez got ahead of you this time" ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29
The Widow From Indiana

There was a combination of whole
sale and retail business in her eye as
she entered the office of Harlem
dentist, says the New York Sun, and
inquired
"Can you pull six teeth for me
right Off"
"Have you come prepared ?" he
asked in reply.
"Why, I'm here, amt l ?"
"But do you wish to take laughing
gas or ether ?"
"No, sir I'll sit up in the chair
and you clinch on and pull"
Every we'll, ma'am."
She removed her bonnet, took her
place in the chair, and he pulled six
front teeth without bringing groan.
"How soon can get plate :" she
added as she got out of the chair.
"In about six weeks, ma ana per.
manent plate"
Gall right-go ahead. Is there a
corn doctor near ?"
81 want seven corns and five warts
taken of. Good shoemaker handy ?"
IL toe in. l want a pair of shoes
made to force me to toe out while.
Drug store down the street p
"One block down."
81 want something to take the
freckles off. Six teeth at so cents
is SO. Here is your change"
"Ma'am, excuse me if l ask if you
contemplate trip to Europe 9"
.queried the dentist as she was ready
to 60.
"No, sir, I'm a widow from Indiana.
Live five miles above. Struck man
who wants to be my second husband,
and we are going to be married in
two months. I'm going into training
you see-good day."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

server, and later on starts them of
without support. After they swim
fairly well he teaches them to dive
from'a board which projects over the
bank. Being quick-tempered man,
this German man gets very angry at
an especially timid girl who refuses
to obey him.
The professor was trying to teach a
beautiful young lady to dive, but she
could not get up courage enough to
shoot forward when he gave the word,
and after time of trembling and OBJ
lection the teacher began to lose his
temper. There the girl stood at the
end Of the board with her pink arms
raised above her head, her shapely
feet pressed together and her little
skirt bobbing coquettishly. She
made sweet picture, but every time
the teacher shouted "Go !" she would
say in a frightened voice: "Oh, l
can't"
Finally the German could not con-
troll himself and, walking up behind
the girl, he pushed her headlong into
the tank. No sooner had this happen
ed than big, ad-shouldered girl,
who had been standing near by, came
bounding toward the professor. She
raised her fist and struck him blow
on the side of the head, sprawling him
off the board into the wat er. When
he had recovered himself and got out
of the water, he looked aghast at the
girl who had struck him.
"You hussy" he cried, what for
you haf struck me ?"
"For luck" came the answer in
good masculine tones. I've kept
mighty quiet in your school for two
weeks, but when you pushed that girl
around like a bag of meal / had to
declare myself Pm a man."
That is the story exactly as it is
being told at the New York athletic
club, and it is entertaining whether it
is true or not.-New York Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29
He He'd the Pass.

"And so, my DEAR" said Mr.. Bill
ings, as he glanced over the morning
paper, "you ladies have at last estab'
lished lodge of your own"
"Yes, indeed we have, and we will
show you lords Of creation that we
can run such an institution and keep
our secrets just as well as you can,
said Mrs. B.
81 suppose you have password and
grip, and all that sort of thing. 1t
would be too funny for anything il
some of you should forget and give
the whole thing away. | know Of
course, you would not do it, but you
could not object to telling your own
husband the password you surely
can trust me that far" and Mr.. B.
held the paper before his face to hide
the smile he could not repress.
"Well, hubby" said Mrs. r. (and
she looked very smiling), "if you put
it in that light | shall have to tell you,
but you must never tell. 1t is: u
was a stranger and ye took me in"
"But isn't that rather strange pass
word :" said Mr.. B.
"Well, it may be, but then every
thing about our society is strange
answered she.
The next Wednesday night was
lodge meeting, and Mr.. Billings said
he guessed he would not 60 down town
that night, as he was feeling poorly
but would stay at home and read his
paper. So Mrs. B. left him costly
reading, and went to the lodge. But
no sooner was she gone than he began
rummaging through the closets and
drawers, and in the course of half an
hour had changed himself into what
might be taken for quite respectable
female. AS he was small man Gin
more than one sense of the word), his
wife's clothes were not a bad fit.
Laughing at the anticipated fun, he
was soon at the lodge room, and CIV
ing the password, was ushered in.
But he was hardly inside the door ere
he was seized, blindfolded and rushed
up plank, then tilted the end, light
ing on something decidedly moist.
Before he could regain his feet, some
one thrust lump of ice down his
back, and at the same moment the
bald spot on his head was deluged
with water then, after mopping him
around the floor two or three times he
was thrust out the door with the ad-
vice "There, you prying old bald
head, if any one asks you what your
password is, you just tell them 81 was
a stranger and we took me in" But
he had hardly reached the street be-
fore a policeman, from his disheveled
appearance taking him for a female
tramp, promptly took him to the lock-
up. Mrs. b. says she guesses Billy
will make up his mind that she can
keep secret, and that she isn't as
green as she looks. But if you want
to see how wicked a man can be, say
to Mr.. b., 81 was a stranger and ye
took me in. Pacific States Watch
man.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

Little Nell-Auntie took me to the
matinee to-day, and all the idiot asy.
lum inmates were there. The manag.
er sent them free tickets aud put them
all in one part of theater.
Mame-Indeed And how did
they act?
Little Nell-Oh, just as if they had
a box.-Springfeld Republican.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

A German keeps swimming school
for ladies in the upper part of this
city, and enjoys the patronage of some
of the most elegant as we'll as the love-
iest girls in New York. He teaches
these fair creatures to swim by sus-
pending them in belt at the end of
a swimming pole and making them
count the movements of the arms and
limbs. After this sort of treatment
he'sends them aAoat with a life pre-
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

City Swell-"I fain would have
thee for my very own" Maiden
"Well, you can just git. l am doing
the housework for ma. ."-Binghamton
Leader.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

"Uncle Abe, they tell me your
colored church is very exclusive ?"
at tries to be, sab, but er white man
will sneak in ercasionally."-E
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

Devotion to art. The cat has nine
lives and spends them all in vocal cul-
ture.-Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

A resolute woman. Father-Then
you have made up your mind, young
lady, never to get married u?
She-Yes, sir. I'll die an old maid.
But if some young man were to
propose to you?
All, that would be a different thing
altogether.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
1.-The Niagara Falls Route"
Time Card in Effect
Time Card in Efec

Daily. : Daily except Sunday. Parlor car on
day trains aud sleeping cars on night trains.
WHITING, Ticket Agent
RUGGLEs G.. p. & T. Agt.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

When a man is ratified it is evident
that he is in a box.--Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

Blinks-Been travelling in Europe,
eh =? How did you find the hotels?
Jinks-Hired a cab.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

He-So, Herbert is a member of
the militia, isn't he?
She-Yes.
How does he rank =?
| don't know exactly, but I'm sure
he ranks we'll, for / heard papa say
that he was the rankest soldier he ever
saw.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

"Is your brother still pursuing the
law" "He was till last spring"
"And now ?" "The law is after hin" "
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

Violet-Ma, how do people know it
is man in the moon?
Mother-Because it's always out
nights. Boston Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

Mrs. Guzzle-You remember that
snake decorated flask / bought of youl
Silversmith-Yes, how did it work?
1t failed utterly. Guzzle just clos
ed his eyes and emptied it at half a
dozen gulps.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

One on Gorger Here, waiter -
exclaimed old Gorger, "take this stuff
back. 1t isn't fit for a pig to eat
"Zem, sare, you must not eat eet," #"
replied the waiter and Gorger won
dered why everybody smiled.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

In the newspaper Office. Fawcet-
Pass me over the mucilage, please
Miss Pansy.
Miss Pansy-With all my heart.
Fawcet-Only the mucilage, please,
American Stationer.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

An impossibility. Clara think
it's shame l cant entertain gentle
man alone. While Mr.. Dashaway
was in the parlor last night l just
know that you were peekipg through
the keyhole.
Maud-The Idea Why, the key
was on the inside.-New York San.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

Little Edith just from the city,
| don't like this milk.
Farmer-Why, what's the matter
with it?
Little Edith-It tastes as though it
had been near cow, and / just be-
lieve it has.-Phiadelphia Society.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

Judge-Then your husband has i'll
treated youl
Witness-No, your worship.
What? Did he not bite off one of
your ears?
No, your worship, | did it myself.
La Nedetta.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-10-29

Mrs. Staggers-We are to have
dear mother for dinner, James.
Mr. Staggers-All right; see that
she is thoroughly cooked.-Pick-Me-
Up.