St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-18

That sailed forth three hundred strong,
To walk the streets in swell parade?
How many Of them now are fit
To top the heads they bought them forY
All where is one that does not look
AS if it had been through the WARP
oh bold brigade of hlgh-toned men,
Who bought their hats a size too small?
Far better that you had not gone
To wine and dine in fast ST. Paul
Why does the public hear nothing
more of the starving Turtle mountain
Indians? When Bishop Stanley re-
turned from their locality week ago
and told of the condition of the red
skins there he told enough to convince
any one that the Indians are really III
bad way and suffering from lack OF food.
There the matter has rested. Will not
some of the charitably inclined do
little for the poor redSkin. or poke up
the government until it does something's
LO is not cultured, but he misses Il
square meal just as much as the dis
Ciple of Delsarte.
The rush for books of which we hear
so much right along now is all very well,
but the season is fast approaching when
the rush for the home plate will knock
it silly.
W. R. Estes is not the only man in the
Northwest who thinks Gov. Merriam
has made a mistake, and those who
don't believe it now will be subject to
change of opinion ere six months have
passed.
Col. Bill King is said to be still ex-
cited over the tax rebate system and de-
SireS radical changes, but as long as the
colonel stays and works OH the side OF
the fence where he is now he will con-
tinue to labor under mental agitation.
The colonel should see the error Of his
ways.
A. j. BOardman may be right when
he says that Congressman Snider is not
"Stuck on his job" but that does not
change the fact that there are at least
thirty-seven men in Minneapolis who
are making fright smart o. money!
every day, but who would pay the cap
tam handsome bonus in trade Of Sit
nations.
1t is a comforting thought that ac-
cOrding to DR.. Salisbury, filth-impreg-
mated water does not necessarily COIL
tain fever germs. but may, if the germs
choose to build their houses therein. 1t
Is so easy to just rap at the door, and,
If Mr.. Germ Is within, pass on to the
next.
John Day Smiths resolutions favor
ing a revision of the tariff remind one
fOrciblY of that careful mother who
gladly gave her daughter permission to
swim, but babe her to. under no cir
cumStanceS, approach the limpid fluid
Of the babbing brook.
Those who are wasting sympathy on
". Fl. EuStis on account of Gen. Nettle-
toms sarcastic remark that only third
rate professional politicians are dissat-
isfed with little Benny Harrison, should
remember that Willyum Hennery con-
Siders himself too far above the rank
and file of Minnesota Republicans to
notice little filings like that. he being
the only man in Minneapolis who thor
Oughly appreciates the Broomed Wight,
alias the Plumed Knight.
A friend of the Hibernian rifles sug-
gests that before they give another eX-
hibition these warlke heroes use little
Oil on their Joints. Their movements
last night were strongly suggestive of
Jumping jacks"
Possible Republican candidates for
mayor SnOulQ keep an eye Oh Jonn
GOOdnOw. That cOal-weighing Ordi-
nance will make John solid with every
one who buys coal.
Maj. Camp cast his weather eye
abroad yesterday and Immediately de-
clared that an early spring would be
our portion, whereupon the clothing
stores Immediately experienced a run
on heavy OvercOats. Isn't it just posi-
BILE that the major is in the employ Of
the clothing dealers?