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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

THE STRIKING down of Associate Justice
MILLER will remove from the supreme
court bench not only the oldest justice in
the matter of appointment, but perhaps the
ablest justice of the court. Justice MIL
LER was appointed by President LINCOLN
in 1862, the only other justice holding a
commission given by LINCOLN being
STEPHEN J. FIELD. MILLER has long been
recognized by the bar Of the county as the
most learned of the justices. He was
always hard worker, and if he had cared
to do so could long since have retired from
the bench as a pcnsioner. He preferred to
continue, however, and has now fallen
in the harness.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

HoS. JOHN I. GAME, Delegree to Congress
arrived from Washington last evening
He returns in good health and spirits. 1t
is not every Congressman who goes back to
his district at the close of session, con-
scious of having the fullest confidence and
respect of his people, and who knows that
all his labors have been approved. Mr..
GAME SO returns. His services have just
been recognized in unanimous renomina-
ton, and he will be sent back to Congress
with such an endorsement as will give him
greater Influence than he has ever before
enjoyed in the national legislature.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
HOW 1T CAN BE DONE.

''Now that the Mormons in Utah have
formally abandoned polygamy, they may
hope to get Utah admitted as state, IS
Boon as they give convincing proof that
they viii vote the Republican ticket by a
large majority" This is from the New
York Borld. The scandal which the Re-
publican party has brought upon itself
through its attitude on the propriety of ad-
hitting territories to the union as states
will forever cling to the g. o. p. The Re-
ppbllcans as party have never consented
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

A MICHIGAN paper of the Republican
persuasion boasts that its party's guberna
torial candidate "was born without cent,
That is the way the great majority of
babies, outside of Michigan, are born,
though it may be the exception in that
state. As far west as this, babies are also
born barefoot and without even shirt to
their backs, The Republican candidate
for governor of Michigan could not posi-
bly, have come into the world poorer
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
Fad for Babies.

an account of a New York dealer who got
800 for fur lined poodle basket. and in
the next column is a story OF two New
York babies that died of starvation. What
do you think of that?
Jim-Only that New York is a better
place for poodles than for babies.-Pitts-
burg Bulletin.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

due the gratitude of all classes Of the ter
ritory." Praise undeserved is satire In
disguise.
Young Utah Will be likely to remember
that the individual above referred to is one
Of the chief advocates and promoters Of the
infamous Acknowledgement scheme; they
will also remember that G. G. Goodwin,
the Liberal candidate for delegate to Con-
gross, is also an ardent champion Of the
measure that has had no parallel since the
days of Gessler. The issue is now plainly
before them-I have no fear Us to the re-
suit. Every Utah boy owes it to himself
and the community in which he lives to
strike blow at the tyrants, who would
make serf OF him Once let such an in
famous law be passed, and Siberia would
be preferable to Utah as place Of resi-
dence.
The Liberals in their platform say: "a
defiant priesthood still governs" This is
just little tough on the Rev. McNiece and
the Presbyterian church.
The Peoples party does not say to its
members: Vote our ticket straight and
ask no questions. If there is member Of
our party who does not do as he is told, he
should be led out OF the ranks by the drum
corps and his name posted on every meet
ing house in the city," That is Liberal
rule only. What the PEOPLES party does
say, as view it, is: "rhose who desire
freedom Of speech, thought and action VIII
vote for tho candidate we have put for
ward"
understand there is strong probable
lty that MIR. George w. Carter will net
vote the Liberal ticket this tine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

Few trees are more worthless than tn
cork oak as it stands, untouched by man.
The wood is heavy and coarse grained; il
shrinks and wares in seasoning. and de.
Gays rapidly when exposed to the air. It's
bark is rough and woody, and useful only
for tanning purposes. Treated by the hand
of man. however, the tree produces bark
which supplies the world with shoppers for
it's bottles, and is, in the aggregate, inn
menseiy valuable.-zGarden and Forest
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
Eastern and western wisdom.

Knowitall Cooking up from the paper)-
What utterly hopeless barbarians the Chi
nese are! They tore up railroad because
they considered it responsible for the recent
foods there.
down all the timber along its line, as rail-
road and land companies in this country
often do. it was.-New York Weekly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
Mirrors of Wood.

In Germany wool with mirror polish is
coming into use for ornamental purposes
in place of metal The wood is first sub
mitted to a bath of caustic allali for two
or three days Mt Il temperature of about i15
degrees Fahrenheit. then dipped in hydro
sulphate of calcium for twentyfour to
thirty-nine hours, after which concen-
trated solution of sulphur is added. After
another dip in an acetate of lead solution
at about 100 degrees shining metallic
surface is given by polishing when dry
with lead. tin or zinc.-New York Tele-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

TO the force Mr.. ROBERTS is forcible and
vigorous writer, and every number of the
SEMI-WEEKLr will contain articles from
his gifted pen. 1t is the aim and effort Of
the publishers to make The SEMI-WEEKLY
HERALD the best paper ID the west for
country readers. improvements will be
made from time to time as they shall be
suggested
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
Worry Absent Minded.

One of the most amusing cases of alb
sent mindedness on record is that told
on certain famous professor of one of
the northern colleges. He was one day
in book store. deeply absorbed in find
ing work to prove some question in
dispute. The store was well filed with
customers, and as the professor started
to leave he stapped to shake hands with
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

few friends. Last of all he extended
his hand to sweet faced lady near the
counter, saying" Goodmorning, madam.
Your face looks very familiar, but I ann
unable to recall your name" Absorbed
in thought, he passed out without await
ing the lady's reply. She was his wife.
brakes Magazine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
How to Get Lost.

Briggs-I wish could get nd of thai
COMPOUNDED cat of mine. I've tried every
way, but she always turns up.
Griggs-Send her to the laundry with
your collars and cuffs.-Clothier and
Furnisher.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
He Got q Raise.

Charley Silhboy-Mr. Duste, do you
consider me worthy q slight increase OF
salary?
Mr. Duste-A difficult question to an
swer, but will see what can do for
you. You believe in the oldadage ''Tims
is money!"
Charley-I do thoroughly.
Mr.. Duste-An right, then; hereafter
you may work twelve instead of ten
hours each day.-Jewelers' Circular.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

AT hNGLEwooD, q suburb of Chicago. the
Baptists have just completed new church,
and last Sunday the pastor said from the
pulpit; "We might not have been able to
furnish our new church so handsomely had
the MCKINLEY bill passed little sooner.
May the time soon come when this iniqui-
tors tariff system shall be abolished The
congregation said Amen.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
An Economical Plan.

Family Physician Ito very cadaverous
patient)-H'ml Distress in your stom-
ach and pain in your back, Ell? Well.
I'll fix you up plaster, and you can clap
il on either in front or behind. The two
pains are so near together that one plas- 4
ter viii do for both.-Harper's Weekly. Y
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

circumstances, will vote for GOODWIN. the
man, they say. who has slandered their rela-
tions and denounced their motives. Then.
again, Judge GOODWIN is a pronounced Repub-
lican Of the stalwart school. and the sympa-
thies of young Utah are not with the admirers
Of TOM REEDS tlctics. The Star believes that
had the Liberals of Utah nominated man like
FRANK H. DYER for Congress. he could have
been triumphantly elected. GOODWIN never
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
A Matter of Taste.

Miss Calumet (from Chicago)-Did you
notice Mr.. Bristle's collar button at the
ball, Mr.. Cleverton?
Cleverton-Oh, yes
Miss Calumet thought it was in such
good taste.-Clothier and Finisher.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
Hicks at Court.

"What did you say when you wers
presented to the queen%
''Oh, 1 put on a big bluff. 1 don't
knuckle down to royalty. buzzed her
for a minute and then asked her what
her name was. Said / hadn't caught
it."-New York Sun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

The EDITOR of Columbus (Ga) paper
has discontinued its publication, for the
reason that he wants TO go to school and
get some education He is frank beyond
compare. The custom is for tho editor to
suggest that the editor of the rival sheet
should go to school.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
What About Making Them at Al

What AUOut 4HahI-is 1Hend at hIIf
"Nature% says Scappleton, 'never
makes mistake"
"Oh, don't know about that; look at
the dude"
eyes; but she didn't waste any brains
on him. "-Washington Post.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
A Request

Dentist (kindly)-Now, does that hurtf
Patient-I don't mind you working On
the tooth so much, but if you will just
take your sleeve link out of my right
eye l shall be obliged.-Chatter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

The FRENCH astronomer, M. FLAM-
MARION, expresses his belief that the planet
Mars is inhabited by people not unlike
those of the earth. OF course PLANTATION
understands that he cannot be sued for
SANDER by the inhabitants Of Mars.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

We KNOW it will please the thousands of
readers of THE SEMr- WEEKLY HERALD to
learn that Mr.. b. H. ROBERTS. formerly
member Of the staff of this paper, has been
re-engaged, and will hereafter be the ed
itor OF the SEMI-WEEKLY. The growing
popularity of that edition of TIE HERALD
iustifes aud makes necessary this addition
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
Very Likely.

''Did you ring for the elevator boyr
eyes"
"Where is he now?'
81 guess he's making up his mind
what he'll do about it."-Washington
Post.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
Eudeavorinr to Spoil Him.

"Your father spells you, Willie"
YOU'D have thought he was trying
to if you'd seen him lay the ruler on
this morning." returned Willie.-New
York Evening Sun.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12
And Thew Fell with D-r-ds.

And They Fell with D--I Ids.
Mr.. observation-disclosures what is that
noise in the hall?
Mrs. Notwithstanding, my dear;.
only the new English butler dropping
his h's.-Life.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

Chicago Hotel Clerk (after Mr.. Bios
som, of ST. Louis, has registeredEDon't
blow out the gas, Mr.. Blossom
Blossom-Gasl Haven't you got cleo
tricity in this slow town yet,-New York
SIM
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

Entered at the Postofhce ut Salt Lake City,
Utah, for transmission through the mails Is
second class matter
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

Poytses rer,op,no from one place 10 onotte7, ana
Iesrirl5 papers changed shotftd dsa0ds 0soeJo'r'e
ntsUeH as arresent ddGress.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

The Liberal declaration of principles says
1--WE commend the intelligent, patriotic
course Of Arthur L. Thomas, and to him is
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

'Sassiety Note' form the Caldwell Trib.
,,ns THAT irreprossible nuisance, Hogan
the stiff, is in town again and of course
drunk. 1t would save considerable annoy
ance if the authorities would arrest him
and tine him all the money ne has got"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

have it from friend, however, that
the Atom denies that he is influenced
by the Tribune gang; that he listens with
respect, of course, to what they may have
to say, but that their arguments have no
weight whatever.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-12

Ii it were not for the fact that the dignity
of our governor might be ruffisd, at the
bare mention of the fact, might suggest
that when the Atom made such q statement
he had himself in training with the idea of
posing as rival to Bill Nye.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-08-19
What u Give-AWay!

When crime is committed it is almost
invariably the case that the quest turns up
good many innocent persons, over whom
for time dark cloud will hang, owing to
their indisposition to give an account of
themselves, says Texas Siftings. A man
suspected, for some very ridiculous reason,
is sometimes imprisoned for long time.
because, for example, he doesn't like to give
it away to his wife that he was up all night
playing poker when he had sworn to
her that on that particular night
he sat up with dead Odd Fellow. Or, say
tho man who has caused it to be reported in
the society papers that he had taken his
family to Saratoga, when in reality
they are living in the back part of the
house. In the dead and buried hour of the
night, when churchyards yawn from very
drowsiness, he is caught while bringing
home the next days grocery supplies, and
is accused of the robbery that has just
come off with great eclat on the next block.
Look at the fix that man is in. He feels as
if ten years in the penitentinry under an as
sumed name would be cheap compared
with such an awful give away. Then
| there is the young man whose engagement
to wealthy belle has just been announced.
He is taken in for some horrible offense OF
which he is entirely innocent. He can
prove that he was lying drunk over a
whisky barrel in an all-niRht house, but
somehow it doesn't thrill him all over with
gladness to know that he can.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-08-19
WHAT TEARS ARE MADE OF.

Those of Joy an Grief Are just the Same
and Are Mostly Water.
The principal element in the composition
of tear, as may readily be supposed, il
water, says the Brooklyn Standard. The
other elements are SALT soda, phosphate of
lime, phosphate Of soda and mucus, each in
small proportions. A dried tear seen
through microscope of good average
power represents peculiar appear
ance. The water after evaporation, leaves
behind it the saline ingredients, which
amalgamate and form themselves into
heightened cross lines, and look like num-
Der of minute fish bones. The makeup is
just the same whether the tears are for Joy
or grief.
The tears are secreted in what are called
the ''lachrymal gland" situated over the
eyeball and underneath the lid. The con-
tents of these glands are carried along and
under the inner surface of the eyelids by
means Of six or seven very fine channels,
and are discharged little above the carti-
lage supporting the lid.
The discharge of tears from the lachry-
NAL glands is not occasional anu aoci.
dental, as is commonly supposed, but con-
tinuous. 1t goes on both day and night
though less abundantly at night-through
the ''conduits," and spreads equally over
the surface of the lids. After serving its
purpose the flow is carried away by two
little drains, situated in that corner Of each
eye nearest the nose, into which they run,
and called the 'lachrymal points,"
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-08-19
A Spartan Young Harrison.


Chicago Evening Post: The most serious
affront thus far offered to the Harrison
family came the other day from three men,
beers of the outlaw gang known as green
goods men, and the man insulted was
Russell B. Harrison, the presidents son.
One of these ''green-goods" rascals, having
doubtless, in common with most other
persons in the United States, heard of
young Mr.. Harrison, of his generosity. of
his liberal enterprise in money matters,
and perhaps even of his profitable advertis-
ing contracts with the Louisiana Lottery
company, audaciously ventured to send a
circular to him offering in plain terms te
open negotiations for the purchase anG
sale of counterfeit money. Mr.. Har.
rison, of course, to become the purchaser
The offer was an attractive one of its kind
and expatiated at some length on the ad
vantages that would accrue to both parties
if an arrangement" could be entered into
We do not, in short, remember to have read
of SO scandalous and insulting a tender
since the day when an agent of the Louisi
ana Lottery company offered money to the
HELENA INDEPENDENT if that Journal would
print certain unlawful advertisements al.
ready appearing in young Mr.. Harrison't
paper, the Helena Journal.
To the credit of young Mr.. Harrison it ii
to be recorded that he refused the green
goods proposition utterly.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-08-19

The Deer Lodge New Northwest is
inclined to regard Mr.. Carter's accept
ance of the secretaryship of the repub-
lican congressional committee as mean
ing that he fully intends to decline a
denomination. This does not necessarily
follow The congressional campaign
committees are of small account and do
very little work. For years the secre-
tary of the republican committee has
been Edward Mcpherson, clerk Of the
house, and if he has ever performed any
arduous service in that capacity it has
entirely escaped public observation. He
has kept an Office in Washington where
few clerks have been employed in
mailing documents, but in each congress
sional district the candidates have made
their own fight, on issues Of their own
choosing, and have relied on the com
mittee for nothing. In past years the
occupant of the office to which Mr.. Car
ter has been elected has not even been
able up to election day to furnish list
of the candidates in the field, much less
to give any information regarding the
prospects in the various districts. That
things will be revolutionized under Mr..
Carter's administration we do not be.
lieve. In fact, it is authoritatively an
nounced that headsman Clarkson is to
retire from the postof1ice department on
September at tho request of Chairman
Quay, of tho republican national COM
mittee, to run the congressional cam
paign. The national committee, not the
congressional committee, will do the real
} work of the canvass. Mr.. Carter will
have plenty of time to come home and
run for congress if he cares to undertake
the race
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-08-19
IN THE POLICE COURT.
Judge Sanders Has . Very Busy Day
With Offenders.

Judge Sanders Has . Very Busy Day
With Offenders.
Judge Sanders had busy day in his
court yesterday. The forty-two colored
people and sprinkling of whites who were
raided Saturday night by Detective Parker
assisted by half dozen policemen, appeared
in court. With the exception of the pro-
prietor, William Topp. all the men were
released. He was fined S25 and costs. Two
women found in the place were fined So
each for dancing on Sunday.
The new ordinance make it an offense
for any woman to be found in saloon in
any capacity, whether employed or not. As
this ordinance is being daily violated, 1t is
probable that several more raids will soon
be made.
The cause of assault and battery against
8. F. Whalen, with T.. F. Matthias as the
complaining Witness was tried yesterday.
Whalen was found guilty and assessed sic
and costs. The charge against Matthias
was withdrawn.
Chas. Pratt has recently had a dis
pute over mining claim and threat
ened to kill somebody. He gave bonds in
the sum Of $3.50 to preserve the peace.
A seventeen-year-old boy tramp was
caught in the act of stealing valise at the
Northern Pacific depot yesterday and
lodged in Jail. He was released later be.
cause nobody appeared against him. He il
on his way to Portland, he says to visit his
mother. A young lad, who he says is his
cousin, is accompanying him.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-08-19

what is the matter this year when the
republicans control both branches? The
speaker OF the house has applied the gag
to the opposition; he has refused to
recognize democrats at his pleasure; the
tariff bill was whipped through the
house in q fortnight; the force bill in .
day; the privilege of debate is denied,
appeals from the speaker, rulings re-
fused-yet here it is past the middle Of
August, and the appropriation bills
even are not all passed and everything
is in muddle. The reign Of Reed has
been marked by tyranny and injustice,
by the denial of rights to individual
members and to minorities, by bad
blood and the reminding Of the fires Of
sectional hate, by extravagant and i'm
proper legislation, by the lowering of
the whole tone of public life. What has
been gained to Offset all these evils?
Absolutely nothing.