New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-27
THE TILK or TIE DAY,

Somebody gives ont the following . correct 'hso
Of wedding anniversaries: Three days, sugar; sixty
DAYS vinegar; first anniversary, iron; fifth anniver.
sary, wooden tenth anniversary. tin; fifteenth ami
ycrsary crystal: twentieth anniversary china; twenty.
fifth anniversary silver thiriiet anniversary cotton:
thirty fifth anniversary linen; fortioth anMversary'
woollcn forty fifth anniversary, silk; Hftacth ami
versary, golden; SEVENTY fifth anniversary, diamond
She was at a summer hotel. and she was diAtng
the last college "neni. delivered the rs!e-
dIc.ory. :" lie locked inst like shakesprsrcs' she
diciofan with napkin over his arm: sne .n s,a% a.
answered Miss Fresh. am not 100 good for human
natures daily food.-,I,oston Gazette.
Mayor Newell. the young Republican executive !"
Ogdensbure, tells this story about the Democe"o
opinion OF Speaker Reed in his town. AZ inc "ne
when the speaker first counted quorum ana the news
spread over the country crowd assemolod III '"o
Mayors Office to talk il OYER. Many OF those present
wcrc Democrats. and the Lead Of tho Delegation was
an old "JarksVn Democrat whose "oro Is iaw "
his party In that part OF 81. Lawrence County many
mlrmurs found expression among Tile ero"o oo'u'
tho SNEAKERS course until finally the old man spoke up
:. Darn n am Reeds right. What In thunder arc
those fellows elected to Congress for II 1t Amt 10 50
IN their seats and lot be Iurnn' out all the tmef
The Failed Crop-Youne Lady-lIow much is this ris'
cleris-T:n dollars, madam, and going up every
minute ,,..o.. ma, didn't surpose Il would
Dc Clerk with dsnty-That ribbon, madam is peach
color-lNcw York Weekly.
The officers Of the New York and Hc~'Eheahd
Agricultural and Industrial So'i"tv. Row hoionR iS
fair I'm Albany have issued an invitation TO the omces
and members Of the New York state Farmers League
% be present NJ the fair grounds on MONDAY sfp'em'
her % That day h,> been designated as "Fsrner'
q lc
invitation. " g. Spildmc. the corresponding secre'
tary will deliver addrr,S during the arcrnoon on
agricultural matter, and the farmers needs.
In Paul. few day, ago poor man 1o tnoa S a.
Win an TFs sy a ,u who app , to help
him amazed TO glance at placa1 t.apPea a'sI,s
Money. Ne Have Tons OF i ON The Isle OF Monts
rl,to See This reat Play Eyess Ssn RECORD "e
say, The burlington Free Pros: The summer
v,.,,r IRON doe, not begin to be worked for all 10
worth in tho state II is crop worth cuivatlns IL pays
well and bring, quick cash returns. vermont TURNER'S
may safely bank their scenery and on their trous
,t~Ams and lakes to much greater extent thah ti@y
do. There millions W en- ms IS u'c S"u
timely There Is every reason why Vermont shoulo
~, nlLd with sumner visitors 1t Is easily reacheo
from all the great cite, the Atlantic seAooafN .
It's scenery beautiful and in some cases er1sno 'S
air is pur and It's climate is delightful. While. Iasu
of ALL It's ctzols sturdy, honest and lneihsens
Americans, whom it is o pleasure to meet and know.
sa any iJs sn0
n"m iIsve II w i had ION one hast week.
aone night as i VAS about to leave tho once.
said Noticed x man .,s s9%ns st Gent
ans s " iooans e ~ Nothing Just he
and ;R: ssSs S% By he TIC s'SsS the out
IKE Sso ssa S as &c ssn
why. am i not in bed = no exclaimed
must n, u have een asleep he murmured look
ing like q dog that had been cansht In tho act OF
wsrc SAID but you ,S,; can 2,b bet x the
HV tnor S'@ I' aw"se him by sickins him ont
n.m nS% the aS sys hotel whose
proprietor Is wide awakc.-'Det~!t Free Press.
A native paper OF India has this to about Chris
tian missionaries. We must not fear the missionaries
Lecas, they have white faces. or bccausc they belong
to the ruling class. 1er, is no connection between
the Government and Christianity, for the Queen Fin.
pres, proclaimed neutrality in all religious matters in
| 1865. We must therefore. oppose The MISSIONARIES
| with all orr might. Whenever they stand up 70
preach. c, Hindu preachers stand up and start rival
preaching at distance Of forty feet from them ana
they Will flee Let caste and scrtarian
differences be forgotten and let all the people JOIN AZ
| one man Danish Christianity from orr land All
possible efforts should b. made TO win back those VINO
have embraced Christianity and all children should bd
! withdrawn from mission schools
Mr. Uneasy 'wc"pins,-Pot pNar dear. don't know,
| blu | hcil.lr my liver i ont Of order
Mr.. In,a,y- on. we'll. never mind as long as You
| have a kind heart. didn't marry you FOR Your i'er
| o. llmpuCt'ro Times.
Cincinnati firm ~ taor> recently advert' cd for
,ou,ls man 10 learn the trade. Among the answers
reviewed the following from an Indiana town.
Dear SIT, ! am younc man. nineteen wears OF a-e
and weigh 30 pounds and am five feet ten inches III
| height have brown hair and eyes and am light COM
| plccttd. | belong to church. but am not pro
famed man. | stand in Ir,t class society and Al
on IT employ mcnt. will give you few references.
Then follow, list 81 about one hundred names OF cifI
xri>. ranging IN Importance from mayor to the reros
uii,d a hoIitatiyc. well cleaned and mnncpal whito
washer IN, udins all the ministers. The postmaster.
the Official man. a majority Of the village COUNCIL
| and thirteen WM supervisors.
\ magazine writer sr,:k> OF the "Rewards %
| Journalism" The editor ot The trl>SViiie bueie
say, the irwaIdS arc bitter. lie took four Loren ptr
i, ~ agur cure In paymenf f": nffy dollars worm
| of advertising last year ai" ~ can give inc ss's
| away lNUrIistuNn Herald