New-York tribune., 1890-05-26
THE T1LK OF TIE Y.

The Editor Of The Newport Vt, Express IS tho
owner Of sub-taled, one horned yaller' cow with
no pedigree but from all accounts she is daisy
During the last year. besides furnishing the milk for
family OF ten persons, she has furnished more than
300 worth Of additional milk. which has been sold
the Editor, ncighbors, who have had the misfortune
to own cows with long pedgrees When 1t comes 10
downright usefulness, it is hard TO beat the old'
fashioned "yarmont" COW. who travels her char
actcr and not on her pedigree.
The shifting sand-hl,. which for years have
bothered the city and citizens OF Grand Haven by
steadily encroaching streets. lots. nous =, lawns
and even the haTb0r are just now attracting moro
attention than usual and the city Council propose %
try the experiment. Of planting 1000 trees 10 Keep
them stationary. -(Grand Rapids CMch) Democrat.
In his recent address before the Harvard Medical
school, DR.. David ". Cheever, gave the graduating
class some advice which all physicians might prof
itably heed Cultivate good Manners he said
" Be retlcent Always show chcerfIl face. Never
give up a case while the patient breathes. stay AZ
home be ready in your Office Medicine i not
trade il is the noble,t profession; cling 70 thas
thought The Golden Rule j. the true code OF ethics.
BE gentlemen and not rude, graspns Doors; respec,
Others rights and you Will be respected"
some people have an idea that the only means u
eniOyng heaven i, by having very unenloYable TINS
Of i on this earth. y more sensible course j u e.
ones self enjovng good things here. 50 that
MlPu
how TO appreciate them Boston Transcript
Now j, the time to formulate plan Of campaisn
in regard 10 wearing the ncglige shirt by bd'ness
men during business hours in the city. During tho
winter there are large number Of men who brayeI
declare that they Will the aforesaid shirt neAs
season in spite Of all possible sneers and crtclsms.
iut when summer comes IT IS found mat tHey Hi'
yariaby weaken and they stick TO the old regular c'
ton Of boiled shirt. During the lat winter no
movement In favor OF the ncsGe shirt Is SAID 10 nave
srowu in strength and it Is believed, that the comm;
summer will witness its triumph. But TINS Is "l"s
doubtful. What is needed Is for the neslce SHIRT
disciples TO get together. Organization always leads
IN victory in politics Why should 10 no; also lead
TO victory in this holy crusade Let the neshse
shirt party take the hint. The Tribune VIII gladly
print the notice of mass-meeting in favor OF mo
necge shirt free OF charge and in all legitimate wASa
Will boom the movement
HEARD 1T BEFORE.
You tell him "a Joke YOU relied new,
He smiles in wearlsome way. -
From a comedy new You recitc him bit,
lie says he saw that at the play.
You give him story that never yet failed
TO set all who heard II IN "a roar
lie mods half approval and turns him away,
And murmurs, I've heard IL before
The girl whom you WOO in your tenderest tona
Whose heart You are seeking 10 saln,
Listens coldly to all You may have 70 protest,
seeming only 10 wish you'd refrain,
And cen the thesaurus explore,
It's all Of no Use, and you bid her good-oy-
You see she has heard II before
How sad il must be to 60 onward like this
With nothing Oh earth to enjoy,
And never make any one happy yourself,
And only find things TO annoy.
Ills life like an orange whose juices are eons'
IT'S a dry, empty she'll, and no more
Alas he is much To be pitied. not blamed-
i"0 '''''' "''' Washington Post.
Tho Rev Mr. Gore the editor Of Lux Mundi' ana
the writer Of the essay in that book which has pro-
yoked so much criticism account OF It's alleged IA
tional tendencies has been appointed the Bampton
lecturer for 1891
wha. Can Re Expected-One Of the eight County
Commissioners Of Cook County H. SAYS the sun moves
aronnd the earth \ second saws the world j. hat.
4 third spplls SUGAR with an +" H." And ~ tlS
Chicago papers marvel at the strange happenings III
that board Detroit Free Press
In England a churchwarden is not always men,
her of the English Church And now the question
has arisen whether a churchwarden need necessary
be believer in Christianity Mr.. BricknelI. VINO mas
been chosen churchwaNien for the third time, az Even
lode In Worcestershire. before each election avowed
bts disbelief in Christianity, notwithstanding which
the par,hioners unanimously elected him. The Cmr'h
authorities have the point under consideration
Lady (entering drug store)-Can ! get postage
GentIemsnlv Clcrl-Sorry. but we are all out q
hostage stamps. Perhaps our aromatic sticking plaster
sx miit ScrSS SSSf # that Won't do here's nice
porous article just read few Of these tes,imoniss
please. No not what yon "Si very se'' CSs
RSS'@sG R%Ses S'fps fnet article sodai cigars oh beg
pardon. of course Nou don't want any 'igas. mo~ ~
Somcthnr said must have offended her. Funny
things these women-( Boston Transcript