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The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
SOME FAMOUS BULLS.
A Collection Of Laughable Remark
Made by Sir Boyle Roche.

A Collection of LaughabIe Remarks
Made by Sir Boyle Roche.
The story is we'll known Of Sir Boyle
Roche asking in the Irish Parliament:
''Why we should put ourselves out of the
way to do any thing for posterity, for
what has posterity done for us?" But
the sequel is not equally we'll known.
Surprising, from the roar Of laughter
which greeted this question. that the
House had misunderstood him, he ex-
planned that by pOsterity he did not at
all mean our ancestors, but those who
were to come Immediately after them"
Upon hearing this explanation sit was
impossible" harrington assures US, ITO
do any serious business for half an
hour. Sir Boyle was an ardent supporter
of the union, and excited one day gen.
eral litter by his florid picture of the
happiness which was to ensue from that
event
Gentlemen" retorted Sir Boyle, who
had lisp, may titther and titther and
titther, and may think it a bad measure,
but their heads at present are hot and
will SO remain till they grow cool again,
and so they can't decide right now; but
when the day OF judgment comes, then
honorable gentlemen will be satisfied at
this most excellent union Sir, there is
no Levitical degrees between nations,
and on this occasion can see no sin nor
shame in marrying our own sister"
Arguing on another occasion in favor Of
suspending the habeas corpus act in Ire
land, 1T would be better, Mr.. Speaker"
said he, ''to give up not only part, but,
If necessary, even the whole of our con-
stitution, to preserve the remainder"
Bulls are supposed to be indigen-
Gus to the soil OF Ireland But the most
typical ''bull" makers. like Sir Boyle
Roche, do not belong to the Irish race.
We once heard witty Irish prelate de-
clare that bulls were more common in
England than in Ireland, and he added
that he had that very day received an
application from an English clergyman
for a subscription toward the purchase
of burial ground for his parish, which
has grown to tho dimensions of small
town with 80, 600 inhabitants. 1T is de-
plorable to think" said this Clergyman,
''of a parish where there are so, 600 peo-
pie living without Christian burial"
No exhaustive analysis has ever
been given Of the origin and genesis of
''bulls," but We believe they very often
come from extreme quickness of appre-
hension, the mind leaping to its conclu-
sion without passing through the inter
mediate stages of the process, like the
judge who, in passing sentence on a
burglar, said: you ought to be ashamed
of yourself, sir; you. strong, sturdy
fellow, instead Of which you go and
break into peoples houses" Sir Jonah
harrington himself was no mean hand
in the manufacture OF bulls" and oil
sayings which, all uncOnsciOusly fol-
him, had a double meaning. Wishing
TO be civil to gentleman whom he met
for the first time, he said to him OF
parting: my dear sir, if ever you should
find yourself within ten miles OF my
house, mind you stay there. Spectator
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
Pills Won't Cure Dyspepsia.


Dyspeptics are ever hopeless. They seek
relief from their distress of stomach and of
liver, and find it not Indigestion, heart
burn, vertigo, extreme lassitude, loss of
energy, peevishness, ETC., is the bane of
their existence and mars the complacent
feelings of others around the family freside.
Why won't dyspeptics come and be cured
1t can be done. There is one sure way Of
strengthening the digestive organs and re-
moving every symptom of general debility
caused thereby. But this cannot be done by
the taking of pills and other cathartic mix
lures. Such treatment while seeming to
give temporary relief at first in the end
aggravates the disease and increases the
suffering. for it is like whipping a tired
horse, it irritates and urges, but the
strength to move at last gives out entirely
Thousands OF former dyspeptics are now
happy in health and strength of stomach
brought about by the use of the finest of
strengthening and healing tonic alternatives
known as DR. John Bulls Sarsaparilla, the
condensed virtue of many excellent herbs
1t is the biggest and the best Sarsaparilla
sold
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
MAKING SQUARE HOLES.
One OF the Most Important Mechanical In
ventIons of the Century.


One of the Most Important Mechanical In
ventIons OF the Century.
A feat in mechanics has just been ac-
complished by the production of ma
chine by means of which square holes
can be drilled in metal Hitherto it
has only been possible to drill round
holes; but now square holes, and, IN
fact holes Of complex geometrical Out-
line, can be drilled as easily as circular
holes. There are two machines for ef-
fecting this object, one of which will
only drill either round or square holes,
but the other will drill holes of any
shape.
The first of these is the Ainley-Oakes
drilling machine, which in appearance
resembles an ordinary drilling machine.
1t has, however, a spindle of three con-
centric parts, upon one of which is a set
of cams so arranged that each cam,
when brought into combination with
the part in which it works, produces at
the cutter a hole of a given size, each
cam producing a different sized hole. In
other words, in cutting n square hole
the toe of the cutter describes n square.
1t is not possible without drawings to
be stated generally that the mechanical
details, while very ingenious, are very
simple, and the results very satisfac-
tory.
The second machine is the Tyler-Ellis
drill, which is an outcome Of the previ-
Gus apparatus In the Tyler-Ellis ma
chine the spindle moves about the CEN
ter of ball joint, and by an improved
arrangement of the working parts holes
OF any conceivable mathematical out
line can be drilled Another point of
advantage in the Tyler-Ellis drill is
that it cuts clean angles in the square
hole, whereas the Ainley-OaSes drill
leaves slight filling OF metal in the
angles, which have to be cleared out
after the holo has been drilled. 1t is
curious TO watch the machine forming
four-sided hole in plate OF metal, but
it does it in a very practical and effectu-
al manner.
The value of these machines will be
found in engineering workshops and
shipbuilding yards, where great num-
bers Of square holes are constantly re-
auired to be made in various parts OF
machinery, and would be much more
frequently made were the means at hand
for forming them. 1t is stated that the
cost of drilling square holes is no great
or than that of round ones, although up
TO the present time the cost has been as
l to 36-that is to say, a square hole has
hitherto cost to make thirty-six times
as much as a round one.-London
Times
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
womAN.s INTUITION.
Nearly Always Right I'm Her Judgment In
Regard 60 Common Things.

Nearly Always Right I'm Her Judgment In
Regard co Common Things.
An old gentleman over seventy, came into
the city from his farm, without his overcoat-
The day turned chilly and he was Obliged to
forego his visit to the fair.
To friend who demonstrated with him
for going away from home thus unprepared,
he said: 81 thought it was going to be warmi
my wife told me to take my overcoat, but
wouldn't Women have more sense than
men anyway"
A frank admission
Womeuis good sense is said to come from
intuition; may it not be that they are more
close observers of little things. One thing
IL certain, they are apt to strike the nail on
the head, in all the ordinary problems OF
life, more frequently than the lords OF crea-
ton.
According 10 DR. Alice Bennett, who re-
Gently read paper on Brights disease be-
fore the Pennsylvania State Medical Society,
persons subject to bilious attacks and sick
headaches who have crawling sensations,
like the flowing of water in the head, who
are tired all the time and have unexplained
attacks of sudden weakness, may well be
suspected of dangerous tendencies in the
direction of Brights disease"
The veteran newspaper correspondent,
this statement, suggests: Possibly Alice is
correct in her diagnosis, but why doesn't
she give some idea of treatments know a
man who has been tired all the time for
ten years. Night before last he took two
doses Of calomel and yesterday he wished
he hadn't
A proper answer is found in the following
letter of Mrs. Davis, wife of Rev. VIM. j.
Davis, of Basil, o., June 2lst, 1890:
81 do not hesitate to say that owe my life
to Warmers Safe Cure. l had constant
hemorrhage from my kidneys for more than
FIVE months. The physicians could do moth
ing for me. Ny husband spent hundreds OF
dollars and / was not relieved. was under
the care of the most eminent medical men in
the State. The hemOrrhage ceased before
had taken one bottle Of the Safe Cure.
can safely and do cheerfully recommend il
TO all who are sufferers of kidney troubles. y
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
Ne r1ucked Moro Than One.

In the Berlin law courts person who
was caught red-handed has been pro-
ceeded against for stealing roses from
prettily decorated grave. The accused
produced in court a copy OF the inscrip-
ton on the tablet over the grave, which
runs as follows: Traveller, pause mo-
ment at this spot and pluck rose in 70.
membrane Of what l was" The de-
PENDANT, on the strength Of this, con-
tended that he was acting simply in ac-
cordance with the expressed wishes OF
the deceased; but the judge thought
otherwise. The inscription on the tab
let stated plainly that the traveller was
10 pluck rose. There was no mention
in the legend thap he should pluck a
handful of roses from the bower. So
the learned judge forthwith pronounc-
ed the defendant guilty. Daily
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
MUSICAL.

There seems to be little going on
in musical circles of late, but there
is much talk, among musical people,
of the marvellous cure of Miss B,
the high contralto singer, who has
long suffered from a severe throat
or bronchial affection, superinduced
by Catarrh in the Head, and who
has been perfectly cured by the
use of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy,
coupled with the use of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. For
all bronchial, throat and lung affec-
tons, and lingering coughs, it is an
unequaled remedy. When compli-
Gated with Chronic Nasal Catarrh,
its use should be coupled with the
use of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
Of all druggists.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
A WnnderfnI Paner.

When you were reading the large pros
Dectus of THE YoUTH's COMPANION, pub
lished last week in our columns, did you
stop to consider what a wealth of talent was
engaged in producing this remarkable pa
pert Its success is phenomenal, and 1t IS
read in $50, 900 families because it is the best
of its kind. Now is the time to send
your subscription. 81 as sent at once will
secure YOU the rest of this year free, includ-
ing all the Holiday Numbers. The YOUTH
COMPANION, Boston.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that can not be
cured by taking Halls Catarrh Cure
j. j. CHENEY q Co, Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known +. j.
Cheneyfor the last fifteen years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West q Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
Walding, Kinnan o. Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Haps Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly on the blood and mucous sur
eRces of the system. Testimonials free
Price, 75c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
APrinclpIe Of Evolution.

Guest-See here, waiter, l ordered
young duck and you have brought
tough old hen
Waiter.-No, sab, dat war n duck. But
dc duck egg war incubrated by hen,
sab; and when the duck came out he
done gone assumed dc proeliyities Of do
ben, sah,-PHek,
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
Exclusively New York Central Institu-

Patrons Of the New York Central have the
exclusive advantage of arriving and depart
ing at Grand Central Station, Fourth Ave
nue. and Forty-secoEd Street, the very cen
tire of the city, convenient to hotels and
residences, largest and finest passenger
station in America, and the only one in the
City of New York.
The New York Central is the only trunk
line entering the City Of New York.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

Foul poisons that accumulate in the
blood and rot the machinery of the sys
tenn, are eradicated and expelled by using
Prickly Ash Bitters, a medicine that will
not irritate the stomach or bowels. 1t acts
in gentle manner on these delicate organs,
and restores health in every case.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
Mind Reading.

You can read happy mind in happy
countenance without much penetration.
This is the sort of countenance that the
quondam bilious sufferer or dyspeptic re-
heved by Hostetter's Stomach Bitters wears.
You win meet many such. The great stom-
achic and Alternative also provides happiness
for the malarious, the rheumatic, the weak,
and those troubled with inaction of the kid
neys and bladder
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

CLARA SwEET-"Mr. Dumley, here's
conundrum for you. What is the
point of similarity between yourself
and statue?" Mr.. Dumley-"I haven't
the slightest idea" Clara Sweet-"Why,
Mr.. Dumley, 1 had no idea you were
such a good guesser."
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

HE-'what beautiful moon that is,
darling2 Could you ask for a better
one?'' She (tired of waiting for him to
propose) -"Yes, Georgia honeymoon"
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

81 OBSERVE" said an English woman
who was visiting in this country, that
you refer to the young woman who just
came into this room as help" "Yes."
Whom does she help?" Herself"
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
HACKErT, ARKANSAS, Aug. %, 1887.

DR.. A. /. bHALLENBERGER,
Rochester, Pa. Dear Sir:-I wish
you TO send me a bottle of your Antidote for
Malaria, which i see advertised in the Meth
Odist Advocate, Chattanooga, Tenn, and
which 1 cannot get here. Fifteen years ago
my mother had third day chills, and after
trying the doctors and other medicines
without relief, friend recommended your
Antidote; she tried it, and one dose effected a
permanent cure Truly yours,
J. s.. EDWARDS,
poctor NJ T. Church
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

Dyspepsia troubled me for a number of
years and / was nervous and weak. A
friend got me to use DIR. Bulls Sarsaparilla,
and everything l now eat agrees with me.
My stomach now gives me no pain and
enjoy my food.-H. r. Randolph, Des MoiHes.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

THE wagons spoke 60 the wheel and said il
made him tired 10 be connected with such
low feiloes as he was, bet he was sur
rounded by q circle through which he could
not break--Boston Ccqrier.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

Do NOT suffer from sick headache a moment
longer. 1t not necessary. Carter's Little
Liver Pills will cure you. Dose, one little
pill Small price Small dose. Small pill.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

You make no mistake if you occasionally
give your children DIR. Bulls Worm De
stroyers. 1t is a nice candy and while il
of good.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

ToREeULATE the stomach, liver and bowels,
aud promote digestion, take one Of Carter
Little Liver Pills every night Try them.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

A GOOD rule in reading is not TO let your
voice fall too suddenly; il might get
cracked. inghamton Republican
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
y =. Id " HItDof
Pastor NJ. +. Church,

"YoUR account has been standing long
time, NJ. Dukey." "Then give 1t seat,
my dear Shears" VERY glad to, sir; shall
we make it a re-ceiptr'-Clothier and Fur
nisher.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

CHEEK Colds and Bronchitis with Hale
Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

A YOUNG lady of our acquaintance who is
very fond Of minister says her love is for
reverend ever.-Binghamton Leader.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

NEVER stamp on your wife's bonnet
You'll have 10 buy her a new one.-Boston
Herald.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

Aphilosopher IS one who can successfully
persuade himself that he is happy because
&c ought TO be, when he IL not--Judge.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

FRENCH ofacer Ito raw recruit)-Do me
the favor to dismount and look what gawk
you are on horseback.-Pick Me Up.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

WE don't put our great men on postage
stamps until they are dead. So they never
know when they're licked"
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
OURIFY YOUR
! BLOOD.

But do not use the dangerous alkaline
and mercuriaI preparations which destroy
your nervous system and ruin the digestive
power OF the stomach. The vegetable king
dom gives US the best and safest remedial
agents. Dr.. Sherman devoted the greater
part OF his life to the discovery OF this relia-
BILE and safe remedy, and all its ingredients
are vegetable. He gave il the name OF
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

''YEs, all my houses are rented except the
new one which is the best of all" Last
but not leased, ehl''-Munsey's Weekly.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

''wHY don't you take something for your
colda" Thanks; don't care if IN. Y.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

This boat smells dreadfully of onions"
"Yes, madam" said the captain, "she is q
very leeky craft. "-N. Y. Ledger.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

''WHAT's that" "That's kaleidoscope
ais it'll When does it begin to collidel"-
Judge.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07

THE best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25e.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1890-11-07
VASELINE.

Or for stamps any single article at the price.
II @oH have occasion to use Vaseline In any
form be 6afsfst to accept only genuine goods
put up by us i1 original packages. A great
many druggists are trying to persuade buyers
TO take VASELINE put up By them Never
yield to such persuasion, as the article is an
imitation without value and will not give you
the result you expect. A bottle of Blue Seal
Vaseline is sold by all druggists at ten cents.
Chesebrouxh Mfg. Co.. "a State St, New York.
urFAMB PAPER susre vr,ea
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-04-11
CHEYENNE RIVER NEWS.

Squaw-men on Bad river expect to
round up their stock about April Is.
The strong wind demolished several
"shacks" on the reservation at the
mouth OF Potts creek.
Mathieson. Quinn and other cattle
men intend to drive their cattle that are
on the Box Elder and Rapid divide back
north.
r. w. Mathieson has returned from
Fort Pierre, after looking over his inter-
ests there. Mrs. Mathieson and daughter
remained at Pierre visiting with friends.
On April 4; at Mr.. Browns on Belcher
creek, the grand dance OF the season was
engaged in by forty couples. Atmidnight
a splendid supper was partaken OF and
dancing resumed until daylight appeared
The friends OF Mr.. and Mrs. John q
Reed assembled at their house on Marcl
25 to celebrate the eleventh anniversary
Of their marriage. Music and dancin.
engaged the time until the small hours
Dancing parties have been numerous
and pleasant in this section OF late. Oh
March II one at Joseph Beems' OF
Belcher creek, was well attended despit
the inclement weather. Also one a
Tom Clark's on Elk creek; the same nigh
was enjoyed by many. Cow Boy.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-04-11
HAYWARD HAPPENINGS


Mrs. Meiners is reported to be slowly
improving.
Fred Gierth made business trip to
Rapid City last Friday.
Colonel Thornby and George Chadwick
were visitors to Hayward last Sunday.
John Vieregg, who was called to Grand
Island by the death OF his father, re-
turned lately.
mosa last Monday. He had been visit
ing with his cousin.
Mrs. Yates and Mrs. Drake of Hermosa,
are visiting with their sister-ill-law, Mrs.
j. Collins, this week.
John Dunden, the Hill City butcher,
drove some fine beef cattle through town
last week. He bought them in this vici-
nifty.
Mr.. Long, manager OF the Glendale,
returned from the east last Saturday
We hope he has brought good men to
the Hills,
West Knight and Charles Jones were
pitssellSeIs oH llle stage lttSU MOlludy iOI
Rapid City, from which place they left
for the east.
| There was a crowd from Hayward
| visiting with Mr.. Peterson on Easter
Sunday. Mr.. Peterson gave fine din
ner, and everybody spent very pleasant
day.
Mrs. johnson went to Hermosa on the
stage lost Saturday where she will re
main a lew days with her son, Alfred
who is, We are glad to report, improvin,
slowly. II. S. G.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-04-11

Willis G. Brown were made the commit.

Willis G.. Brown were made the commit
tee on bylaws. The report OF this COM
mittee was unanimously adopted. 1t
provides that any person OF good moral
character interested in the cause OF edu-
cation may become a member of the as
sociation by signing the constitution and
paying the proper fee, which is S1.0O for
men and fifty cents for ladies. The con-
stitution establishes three departments
OF elementary instruction, higher
education and department OF superin-
tendence.
Hon. G. L. Pinkham, state superin-
tendent, added much to the interest OF
the meeting by his presence.
The following are the names OF officers
elected:
President, Fayette T.. Cook, Spearfish;
Secretary, Willis G. Brown, Central City;
treasurer, Miss Lulu Schell, Sturgis;
president department OF elementary in
struction, Miss Bertha Youmans, Spear
fish; president OF department OF higher
education, Prof. j. S. Frazer, Lead
City; president Of department ofsuperin-
tendance, Superintendent james c..
Mears, Rapid City.
The next meeting OF the association
will be held at Hot Springs during the
last week in August, at which time the
Black Hills Chautauqua assembly con-
venes at that place.
The Black Hills union. [volume] (Rapid City, Pennington County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1889-1904, 1890-04-11
COMMUNICATED.
GALENA GATHERINGS.

Mr.. Thomas went to Sturgis April lst
April LIST pleasant, after several days
OF storining.
Lille Thomas left Galena last Satur
day for Rapid City.
T. R. Carpenter was out to the Orc
Fino last Friday.
The roads are very bad and conse-
quently all mails are late.
The Richmond and Cora make regu-
lar monthly shipments OF ore.
Twenty-seven cases OF measles in Ga
lena, Sunday. Some OF the parties are
pretty sick.
Edna Hewitt and Harry Ingalls, are
able to return to school. Have just got
over the measles.
The men employed in the Merritt have
been idle for the past three days, owing
to the bad condition OF the road
James Price returned from Deadwood,
Saturday. Has been on the sick list
ever since. "Courtlng" does not agree
with James.
George and Ralph Haskings, Sat. and
Richard Galvan, are very sick yet, and
fear it will be several days before they
are able to return to school.
The Galena railroad is still a thing OF
the future, and while the Deadwood
papers are quarreling over their pros
pective railroad, Galena is slghing for
the prospect.