The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-11

"ios are the twentieth Ia the class, Hans.
That means you ere Ut the very tDosr' swell
papa. how can help e II thero are no more
boys In the clsss7s-f7i<cende BlaeHsr.
On visit to the country . little eirI arss
learned the word cattle One day, seeing
young heller. she exclaimed, s4Oh, auniie.
there's . cattle, but it's mixer hasn't erovcd
yet"-saa Francfsco Bsll<siR.
Ahsad OF Time-At erandma's for the evening
Edna tat7 p m. t-Grandma, plsass let % stay
. little while longer viii yoai Grandma
why, child. you haven't been sent fox ret Edna
II know; bus mean when We are sent for
Hayper's XosA0 People
The old man was showing his Infant son soma
picturea ~ last they came to ono of Q lady
in full evening dress. which attracted the
youngsters tnsenssss interest After sorting IL
over for some time. he looked up ana said.
"Wnc did she hght with. papas"-Son FSosscisco
Buiseffn.
Aunt Coupon-And now. Gsergis. how do
you like the hne gold watch sent you ON your
birthday GeoSeie-I ike IL pretty well. sunty.
After me an Billy emith got tired hearin' II
tick, We busted II open an took ont der works.
Bits got der spring tied onto his dog. us q
bulldog, too.-Jceeier's Weekly.
Silent Iettes-Harry 10 about years old
aud 10 . moderately good spslier, LEADING in his
class, In fact until last week. when he vas
deeply Impressed By learning that In the word
sknow" ID silent 1t was that that led % his
downfall lie spelled snow srknow,. and lost
his place. --Harpsr's Yesas Psepse.
The Cause Of the "High"-~whsvv, ex.
claimed . guest Ct one Of the hotels, q he
looked over his bin. tits regular Mississippi
river. lent Ia" "Whas do you mean By ealliss
/, that-' acquired the clerk. -It-s % blamed
high" "Ugh," gruufed the rlesk. sbus q fan.t
water that MAKES 10 30 high" and she sue~t
went down to the bottom - the clerk came an
-RcsAfngs0~ star.
Herbert. . AyeAr-old boy. came home thu Other
day from = visit 10 his friend Joanna ana
sought 10 entertain his fashef. who wss sisenilv
readings newspapsr. with accounts Of The 90
com psish ments OF Jesnnes nurso and The o,seer
things shs said. Presently hts father asked.
what 10 this naus-Freneh. German Or vhat,..
"weli," said the boy. 81 fhiak she nuss h
broken Enxiish, Il sounds Ike thxl"-Bosson
Truaaript
Why Johnny: was Sent TO Bcd-Johuny.
mother Continuing 10 eadl-"Bus the
Stubborn animal refused 10 80 step far.
thef. vkes~uron in master beat A 40
severely thai IN feil 10 the earth, sss brea 4
eonaing In aaiss. ahcrs raats." Dear me. IS a
WAS terrible. vasn's II. 1ohnnyf He might have
tried kindnssa Yes Responded JOHNNY soy
troaseyessrefcher." Trousers. stretchsv .
.why, yes. Tor those quick. short pants. "-Iie-
pisscess Haeaxia<-
small Boy trusasne inf-oh. mammal fnow
where eaa esy Aoubienpper sied sv.ul
cheap Wcnt you i've ne some mcnsys
Mamma stcuetfuiiy;-Hsw chsspf .Weii !
don't know. hsvea's axked. bat ru~u ssn
Set u tos most nothing. cause Mn NoAns
hasn't any U.s. for u any nceAs ~1eru xobAr-~
"Yes; yohuny Sceos hsd II you hnow.~ .Bus
where - Jchnnyr- -why. In rsdin' down Mi
On u !sss non be struck post and killed hin-
SELVES rsfk Weeks.
YHx HoDEnS nssa
What Are yca here sos. dear Essis N,u,
To sps the stfs Of . social aueen.
To paaish pianos In sharps cad Cats.
To keep wssl posesd % haasoAn Aass.
To wear dead singers On sen-dollAr hssss
70 fescss pet poOdses "a Maltese cass,
ptsnecs yuur naseAhofs In socsas eAafus
Nosk Impossible scvsFs On erochesed msn
And nos - b.. bat 70 - seens
fcak oas lst3e atris Tea ere starssnr D. 10.