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Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15
Proprietor.
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Prof, Loisette's Memory System is creating greater interest than ever ill dll parts of the country, and persons wishing to improve their memory ,hould send iUr his prospectus free as advertised in another column.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15
The Wild West Heto.

Fired with feelings that fear! in their frenzy, Filled with fury immortal and strong, The muse in her madness of wilu influenza Pours down on thy head her wild tumult of song. With whirlwind Of passion and power and path's;
 With maniac Soul ami inebriate will; tn q cataract torrent of buster and bathos, She bathes -he bare brow of bold Buffalo Bill.
 Yankee BlaCa
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15

Mir. HoefieI has lcCcivcd d iot of the 'ccu oi the paTsette-Sdlnloln, forage )ldut that IS attracting great deal oi ,lien Ion at the present u,ne. IL Is .ta.mea to De especially adapted 10 ar, countries, and is sad to be superior to ,urtfn, ar Iaifo
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15
Harris. tlIe IaiIor.

And practical cutter. ,Nobby suits and pants a speciality. My will is good, my work is just, I use you well, but ask no trust.
 Allen street, Tombstone, Arizona.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15
SALkoMnN VARIED

Small Bne nl annpLes rom m4nrfact- Jne traveti-f | earned An average of 53SC per month O SIX years past. P. O. Box I1IJNew York.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup, fo' children teething, is the prescription Q one of the best female nurses and phy sicians in the United States and ha> been used for over forty year with neve failing success by millions Of mo.hers 10. their childfen. During the process or 'eething its value is incalcuahIe. | relieves the child Of pain, cures dyssnter, and diarrhoea, gripping in the bowels, an v'ind collie. By giving health 10 th child il gives rest to the mother. Pr'c' s2 cents a bottle ian26-Iy
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15
'UuTiSLS.

Whether or pleasure bent or business hould take on every trip bottle of oyrup ot Fss, as II acts most pleasantly nd etfectu.lly on the Kid leys, liver ana bowels, pre1enung levers, headaches and ,ther forms of sickness. For sale Tn soc md SI co b,'tles ny all leading druggists
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15
A 10 Cent Cigar in Quality is
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Our Artist.

Thomas Delaney will enlarge pho tographs, do sketches and sign paint ing at reasonable rates. Leave orders at the DAILY EPITAPH off ce.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15

How to Cure All Skin Diseases"
 Simply apply ">wAYnE'S OINTMENT" Nc int rnal medicine required. Cures ettr, e. zma, itch, a erupuons or. ire face hand. noe etc. leaving the skn clear whi'e anC healthy. Its g eat healing and cur tive p0wer- are possessed by no other remedy Ask vour druggist for SWAYNt's OINTMENT I5 6n
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15

The fact has been atundanlly prover that Chanberlain's Cough Remedy is the most prompt, most reliable ard moeI successful medicine ye. discovered fn acute throat and lung diseases, such as coughs, colds and croup. For sale by H. ]. Peto.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15

The Can Gan restaurant has the finest varieties of ish fresI every day.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15
Now is The Time to Subscr be
 ITO THE - NORTH AMERICAN REVIEW.

Arrang" merits have been nr de for the com Ing year which will maintain for the Rt view it's unrvalled po-it'on among periodical and rtn- der it essential to every reader Tn ] meri a who des res to keep abreast of th times. tror north 70 month topics of con mar g int rts' in every held of humf Il ous h. and c ion W | be treated oi in its pages by repre> entaIive writers. whose words and nc carry authority with tlem.
 The fc rthcon'ing volume wi l be signalized b th- di cussi Of questions of high public in trreSt by he feremos: men of Ihe time nctahy y d controversy on Er,e Trade a, Prot ct on in their bearing upon the de' elCpmer O. Amer ican II dustry ard Commerce, etvren the two m s' famous living statesmen of EI gl md and Ameri,a,
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-03-15

Fresh Usteis at the Can Can very lay.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10
MENENDEz WAS POISONED.
How the President of San Salvador Was
Disposed of

How the President of San Salvador Was
Disposed Of
Washington dispatch: Further par
ticulars, giving complete insight into
the recent disturbances In San Salvador,
Central America, have just been brought
to light from seml-official sources. The
sudden death Of Ien. Menendez, Presi-
dent of Salvador, the assumption OF
power by Gen. Carlos Ezeta, and the at
titude of Guatemala in the present cris-
is, all have bearing toward each other,
and tend to show the possible outcome
of the difficulty. 1t Is known that Gen.
MenendeZ was poisoned.
There is feeling which pervadcs all
central America just now that the ratl-
hcation of the Central American union,
which was agreed upon by the delegates
of tho fvo Republics Of Guatemala,
Honduras, Salvador, Nicaragua, and
Costa Rica, In San Salvador in December
last, will not be completed on the 18th
Of September next
In the first place tho treaty OF the
union has to be ratified by each Of the
individual Congresses of the separate
States, and this has not yet been done
| by either Nicaragua or Costa Rlca. The
| treaty will only come before the Costa
| Rica Congress in next December and be-
| fore that of Nicaragua in February OF
| next yeur, as there has been no session
| OF Congress in the latter republic this
| year.
1t is pretty clearly given to under
stand by those two named Republics that
neither one of them will ratify tho Cen
tral American Union comDact. as they
hre assured at sc teme IS on foot
whereby II is intended that tho Guate-
malan element shall predominate.
| Neither the Nicaraguans nor the Costa
Ricans have superabundance of love
| for the Guatemalans. The reasons are
historical ones and need not be re-
peatcd hero.
Tho present unsettled state Of affair:
In Salvador had Its origin with the
burning OF the National Palace In Sar
Salvador I'm November OF last year, and
to this day the cause of the con1agratior
has never been correctly ascertained
When the palace was burned all the
archives OF the Government OF Saliva
dor. consisting OF treaties and othel
valuable historical and polltica
documents as well as the accounts o.
the treasury, were completely des
troyod, nothing whatever being saved
1t was currently rumored at the tim
that the fire was the work OF an inccn
diary sent over to Salvador by Guatema
la, and that the object OF the fire was y
institute revolutionary movement =
deposo Gen. Mencndez from the Presl
Dental chair.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10
Honest.

"Shouldn't you know a lock of my
hair anywhere, Johni" queried on af-
fectiopa.e young wife, whose tresses
were her husbands pride.
81 think / should" he returned, eau.
tiously, and she broke into cry of real
dismay-
"Oh, dear. don't say that Say you
know you shouldp
But John was not to be persuaded.
He merely thought so, and that only
would he assert.
Il shall think of you constantly, y
said lady, whose first novel was In
press to a departing guest, sunless
get my proof-sheets
It was very affectionate husband
who uttered the most literal interpre.
tation of sentiment yet on record.
Il believe" said his wife, proudly
after some great instance of his unset
fish devotion, II believe you would lei
yourself be cut into inch pieces fol
mew
The husband looked doubtful.
"Make the pieces six inches, Mary,
he returned, honestly, "and maybe
could stand it.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10
Minor Mention.

HENRY MEUDE, Baltimore book
keeper, committed suicide by taking
strychnine.
Two new gushers have come in In the
Belmont oil fields in West Virginia
AT North SowickleY. Pa, James Bur-
nett stabbed Joe Cottley and instantly
killed him.
SoREN JEPsoN OF Clinton, Iowa, was
drowned in the river. The wator was
very shallow, and IL is thought that II
might be q case OF suicide.
A FREIGHT train was wrecked near
North Bend, Pa, on the Pennsylvania
road and an express train ran into the
wreck. Mlllard Hilton, a sec tion man,
was killed.
GOVERNOR HUMPHREY, OF Kansas, has
directed Attorney General Kellogg to
appear before the Circuit Court OF the
United States and represent the State
of Kansas in the original package cases.
THE body of Edmund J. Bunker was
found ON railroad track near Saranac
Loke N. Y. and an ignorant train
walker went for the coroner without re-
moving It. Before he returned several
trains passed over IL.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10
DEADLY LEMONADE.
One Hundred People Made Sick and
| Hou- KfIIad nv DrfnLlnO

One Hundred People Made Sick and
-Four Killed by Drinking It.
Wichita (Kan.) dispatch: One hum
dred people were poisoned at picnic
here by drinking lemonade. One
man and three children who partook OF
the beverage have died, and others arc
not expected TO live, but are receiving
every attention possible to relieve them
of their sufferings.
A chemical analysis OF the lemonade
has not been made. but 1t Is said that
tho man who supplied 1t used chemical
acids and made mistake in the drugs.
Jessie Bonebreak, aged Is, was the first
whose illness resulted fatally. Two
daughters OF John Brassheld and a
young man named Thorton Tunnelton
arc the other victims. George Rankin,
who mixed the drugs, fastened away,
and has not been heard from since.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

ACCORDING to Colorado paper, a
wood-tick in that State is making life
miserable, and "a daily bath in bacon
q ease or ham fat" is about the only
thing that will keep the insect off. An
other preventive, and one more pleas
ant to adopt, is death; but many per-
sons prefer leaving the State.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

EXPERIENCE keeps dear school; but
fools will learn in no other, and scarce
in that; for il is true, we may give adj
vice, but we cannot give conduct How
ever, they that will not be counselled
cannot be helped, and IL you will not
hear reason, sho will surely rap your
knuckles.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

THE average American citizen would
turn his back on the greatest man that
this world ever produced to look at q
pretty eighteen-year-old girl with
new spring suit on anda dimple In her
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

HEAVENLY hope is like a star in the
armament, which shines the brighter
as the shades Of sorrow darken 1t.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

No MATTER how handsomea a womans
new set Of store teeth may he, she never
boasts about them to the nelGhoors'
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

OWING to the prevalence Of hydro
phobIa the city council or Huntington,
Ind, has ordered that all dogs be mus-
vlad
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

THOSE who arc greed of praise arc
lacking ia merit.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

JomS BAILEY, Burlington Uowa)
teamster, while driving across somo rail-
road tracks was struck by a train and
fatally injured.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

WILLIAM wELcH. aged 20, of Hope,
Ill.,, fell into we'll he was repairing
and was drowned.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

THE population Of Norwalk, Ohio, Is
estimated at 1920, gain OF 1850, and
that Of New London, Ohio, at 1900, a
gain OF 500.
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

NJ. H. cHURcH-Rev. @. u. Hill. Pastor.
Services at 10 80 o'clock am. and ~ pm. Sum
Cay school at l2 m. Prayer meeting every
Tbursdny evening at 7'S o'clock. All efa COR
daily invited TO attend.
GaAYLING LODGE. No. $50. +. a. A. NJ.
meets in regular communication on Thursday
evening on or before the full of the moon
Transient members are fraterral,y invited te
attend. f.. +. THATCHER, w. NJ.
A. d, RoBrRr, secretary.
MARVIN POST No 24O. q. A. r.. meots the
second Saturday and fourth Friday in each
month. A. j. ROSE. Post Commander
J. G. HANSON, Adjutant
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10

APHoroeRArHER paid Stanley el,OoO
for portrait,
Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1890-07-10
FINANCES OF A NATION.
PUBLIC DEBT STATEMENT OF
THE TREASURY DEPART
MENT.

Condition OF Uncle SANS Obligations and
Cash Account at the End OF the Fiscal
Year-Thc Public Debt Has Deere ased
over Sss,O00,OOO in Twelve Months.
Washington dispatch: Following is
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30

The capital of the United States
has been located at different times
at the following places: At Phila-
delphia from September 5, IVA, un-
til December, 1776; at Baltimore
from December 20, 1916, to March,
l777; at Philadelphia from March 4,
1777, to September, 1777; at Lam
caster, Pa, from September 27,
1777, to September 80, IVY; al
York, Pa, from September so, l777,
to July, 177s; at Philadelphia from
July, 2, 1873, to June 30, 1888; al
Princeton, N. j., from June 80
1888, to November 20, 1888; at An
napolis, Nd, from November, 1888
to November, 1884; Trenton, N. j.
from November, 1884, to January
1885; New York from January IL
1885 to 1880, when the Seat of gov
ernment was charged to Pelladelphii
where it remained until 1900, sine
which time it has been at Washing
| ton.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30

In the event that Hon. George @.
Vest cannot receive the nomination
for u. S. Senator at the next meet
ing of the Missouri legislature, we
understand that Senator Major. the
gifted speaker from Howard Will be
ready to carry the Democratic staad-
ard into the enemy's camp.-Co5'sn1-
bid Statesman.
An ADVERTISER reporter met Seletor
Major on the street few days since
and called his attention to the above
paragraph. The senator says yes,
they have got me down as a candi-
Gate for the United States senate,
for congress, for governor, and ttere
is no telling what it will be next.
But / am not candidate for any
thing. l expect to serve out my
time IN the state senate if 1 live, and
I am for George Vest against the
world. The state of Missouri IS as
safely Democratic as Texas or Geor-
gia, though not by so large a majori-
ty, and / think the new census will
give the state three and perhaps four
new congressmen-the largest in
crease of any state-and you will
see US roll up our old-fasbioned
Democratic majority at our next
election. Ho10ard County Adver-
beo,.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30
The Ne1u DISCOVERY.

You have heard your friends and
neighbors talking about it. You
may yourself be one of the many
Who know from personal experience
just how good thing it Is. If you
have ever tried it, you are one of Its
staunch friends, because the wonder
ful thing about it IS, that whel once
given a trial, DR.. Kings New Dis
covery ever after holds place IN
the house. If you have never used
it and should be afflicted with a
cough, cold or any Throat, Lung or
Chest trouble, secure bottle at once
and give it fair trial. 1t Is guar
anteed every time, or money refund
ed. Trial bottles free at W. G,
CASTOR & Co.'S drugs tore.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30
A Gen. eia RIOT.

Sst lrcay night was one Of nl ood-
letting, murder and disorder at West
Point, Ga. One man Is dead, two
are severely wounded and Deputy
Marshal Burdette has an ugly knife
wound in his back. The trouble be-
gan at 5 O'Clock in the afternoon and
continued through until 3 Sunday
morning. About dark a crowd of
whites and blacks, drunk with illicit
liquor, met on the streets, when
knives and pistols were drawn. The
officers rushed in to preserve order
when one of them, Deputy Burdette,
was stabbed in the back by Mary
Sherrell, celored. The wound is
quite serious. From that time On
drunken roughs held the streets till
10 o'clock. when it again approach
ed a crisis, resulting in broken heads
and slight wounds. Later on the
fight was resumed, this time in dead
earnest. Shot-guns and pistols were
fired by the opposing parties, and
when the encounter was over it was
found that Nolan Sherrell, coiored,
was killed by shot through the
heart. Alex Davidson, colored, was
shot in the leg, land Wesley Freeman,
colored, was shot in the groin and
will die. West Point is dry coun-
ty. While there are no licensed liq-
uor houses, "blIpd tigers" flourish
indiscrlminately.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30
She Had a Revelation Also.

This woman said there lived In hel
immediate neighborhood an sget
Mormon and his wife. One morn
ing at the breakfast table he solemn
ly told his wife that during the night
he had revelation and that a voice
from heaven had commanded him to
take q second wife. A painful 81
lence followed this announcement.
At last the white-hsired old lady
spoke. Her voice trembled as she
choked down the sobs that came
yelling up from her heart, but she
falteringly said:
every we'll, HezekIah, if you feel
that it is your duty to do so 1 have
nothing to say. You and l have hv-
ed together happily for nearly forty
years and L have always tried to be
a good and faithful wife. Still, if
your love has been chilled by my
wrinkles and white hairs and you
want to cast me aside for younger
and prettier wife, do so.''
The conversation ceased and she
went about her household duties.
The old man was troubled. He had
not expected his wife would take
him as she did. He expected a
stormy scene, flood of angry tears
and violent row. His wife's meek
and simple reply staggered him. But
he began making preparations for
another wedding and the subject
was not broached again for several
days. Another breakfast was near
ly finished, when his wife quietly
laid down her knife and fork and,
looking steadily into her husbands
face, said:
"Hezekiah, 1 had a revelation last
night, also."
"Indeed !" exclaimed the hus-
band.
"Yes, Hezekiah, an angel came to
me from heaven and commanded
me, if you take another wife, to get
shotgun and blow your head off
and shall obey the command to the
letter."
Hezekiah did not marry again, and
both he and his wife are still living
happily together. Chicago Herald.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30
Without Friction.

After showing that friction makes
perpetual motion impossible, Prot.
Hele Shaw reflects upon the state of
affairs that would follow if friction
were to cease to act. The whole
force of nature would be at once
changed, and much of the dry land
and most of our buildings would dis
appear beneath the sea. Such inhah-
itants as remained short time alive
would not only be unable to provide
themselves with fire or warmth, but
would find their very clothes falling
back to the original fiber from which
they were made and if not destroy
ed in one of the many possible ways
no longer dissipated by friction
through the air, or by falling masses
Of water no longer retarded by the
atmosphere and descending as rain
would be unable to obtain food,
from inability to move themselves
by any ordinary method of locomo-
ton, or, what would be equally Sc
rIous, having once started into mo-
ton, from being unable to stop ex-
cept when they came into collision
with other unhappy beings or NOV
ing bodies. Before long, they, with
all heavier substances, would dtsap-
pear forever beneath the waters
which would now cover the face of a
lifeless worId.-Lron.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30
Character IN FINGER Mails.
DowJUNIoR.

A white mark on the nails be-
speaks misfortune.
Pale or lead-colored nails indicate
melancholy people.
Broad nails indicate a tlmid, gen.
tie and bashful nature.
Lovers of knowledge and liberal
;entlments have round nails.
People with narrow nails are am
bilious and quarrelsome.
Small nails indicate littleness of
mind, obstinacy and conceit.
Choleric, martial men, delighting
in war, have red and spotted nails.
Nails growing into the flesh at the
points or sides indicate luxurious
tastes.
People with very pale nails are
subject to much infirmity Of the flesh
and persecution by neighbors and
friends.-Med,cal Classics.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30
ONE of the latest novelties, Sc

ONE of the latest novelties, says
an exchange, is the shoe social.
The ladies are all arranged behind
a screene so that only their shoes
can be seen by the gentlemen. The
latter can select by the shoes. The
price generally ranges from fifteen
to fifty cents, and the purchaser has
no idea whose shoes he has selected
But when he claims the purchased
property he receives the wearer also
and conducts her to supper and sup
plies her with ice cream, lemonade
and other delicacies as long as she
Will accept them. OF course the
size of the foot is not indicative OF
the capacity of the owner for storing
away delicacIes.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30
NUMBER /.
The Farmer Left.

The following queer story Of 8
transaction between a farmer and q
butcher in one of the couties border
ing on San Francisco Bay is told by
the Butchers, and Live Stock Gazette:
Mr.. Jones sold bullock to Mr.
Lazarus for SIG, to be taken and
paid for when fat. When Mr.. Lsza-
rus came for the animal Jones said
he would like to have fore-quarter
for his own use. Mr.. Lazarus will
lngly accepted the order, and sitter
the bullock was slaughtered, deliv-
cred his meat. A few days later
Jones went to town, called on Laza.
rus, and as a preliminary to settle
ment, asked for his bill.
"Dot's all right, Mr.. Jones; had
the bill already made out. Here
you are
Mr.. Jones read.
Mr.. JONES, DIR. TO J. LAZARUS -
To one quarter of beef, 185
pounds at 10c..... 3. so
By credit, one bullock ........... 1900
Balance due.............. ......S2. so
"Good heavens, Lazarus, you get
three quarters of the beef, the hide,
tallow and offal, and bring in debt
of 50 so! How's that, old old man 2"
"Ah, Mr.. Jones, that beef was
sheap at 10 cents a pound"
''But Lazarus, you only gave me
SIC for the whole bullock
"Ah, but Jones, dots plzress,
pIzness, do you see?"
"Well, Lazarus, next time I have
a fat bullock I'll kill it myself, Use
one quarter and throw away the rest
and then L will save $3.50. You
see?"
"Ahl alb but dots not plzpess;
farmers should not be butchers
dots bad"
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30

ONLY two living ex-governors OF
Missouri are now in office, says the
St. Joseph Herald. Ex-Governor
Mcclure is register of the govern
ment land office, at Springfield, and
ex- Governor Woodson is judge Of
the criminal court at st. Joseph.
Governor Fletcher is practicing law
in St. Louis. Governor Hardin Is
president of bank at Mexico and
and has about retired from active
life. Governor Crittenden Is specu-
lating In Kansas City real estate and
is connected with a number of COR
porations. Governor Morehose is
engaged in the practice of law, in
real estate and farming in Nodaway
county, and laying low to get even
with Vest and Francis for his de-
feat for the nomination of governor
in 1888, and may go to the legisla-
ture for that purpose.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-01-30
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Group. whooping cough, hoarseness, spit
ting of blood and all pulmonary disease it
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