New-York tribune., 1890-03-31
THE TALK OF THE DAY


Says "The Kingston Freeman" The average cost
of ice this year may be fairly estimated at So so
ton for supply that in ordinary seasons would cost
less than 81 a ton With ice costing =" 30 ton there
Will be no creamerics or condenseries built this
year fact several enterprises OF this KIND That have
been under way have already been abandoned. An
other effect will be the limiting and checking OF the
milk shipments Of the region to degree that will
keep the New-York City market supply short and
stifen prices.'
She was Smart-He-I love you, Maud
she-AI right Harry. And you may keep COM
pany with me this summer on a few conditions.
Yon must not try to work the bacciliinice-cream
racket me, nor cut all the drowning accidents OUT
poisonous serpents at picncs. They won't work
Sow, think we get along very well'-lLawrcnce
American.
snail that had been glued to a card in the British
Museum for four years to life on being put In
warm water As scientist vouches for this story,
it must be true but It demands degree OF credulty
that scientists themselves don't manifest IN matters
outside of their domain.
Getting Acquanted.-New Boy (proudly)-My pas
q agn0stic. | heard him Say so. ,,,
Boy on the other side Of the Fence enviously,l,T; q;
NY pas good deal agnostcker than yours, an LII
bet kin lick you !-(Chicago Tribune
The Bryant school, aourishing institution at
Roslyn Long Island, n. y Of the prettiest VII
lagos near New-Yor City, makes very kind offer TO
the children Of missionaries. II will educate them
as far as the close Of the sophomore year tso that
they enter the Junior class at colege) AZ ha-
price. In Of few ministers. who on account
Of small salary may be unable to educate their chill
drcn, tho privilege will be extended. To such
persons beautiful illustrated catalogue will be sent
free
This is about the time of year.. said Mrs; Watts
10 ber
II he can get out on , the 1a OF some bs
sour,e Of an afternoon he is perfectly happy
Indeed he VERY VERY f9na ,Ss. 95 an s9ng Z ssesec
anglomaniac. .n-(Terre Haute Express.
No wonder the visiting EnglIshman fears that he
will be scalped. when he reads such paragraphs as
| ,hls in the Lodge Room Echoes" columns OF the
American papers The squaws and braves OF Pocka-
nocbet Council No. Alb, Daughters OF Pocahontas VIII
celebrate their first great sun on next Wednesday
Sleep Molunkus Council. No 6l2 Of Nethuen, will be
present: also Great Prophet Robinson, Great Chief
of Records snooks and squaw. After long talks by
chiefs and squaws feast of corn and venson VIII be
served BY the squaws Of the council
The Doctors stratagem.-D Doctor-Really, madam.
70 Won wish those splitting headaches TO stop, you
must throw away that spotted veil see you wear,
Bnt your eyes win be ruined If you don't take
my advice
(Despcratelyl-Fre are to be in fashion next
summer. | understand
Fair Patient lexctedy)-I'll stop wearing the veil
right away, doctor.-(Lawrence American
An innovation which will doubtless give rise to .
considerable amount OF discussion is that Of heating
mausolcums Those OF the late Emperor Frederick
Of Germany at Potsdam and OF his fathcr-nlaw, the
late Prince Consort. at Windsor, are both being hted
with an elaborate system Of radiators and steamppes,
This, however, is fashion which IS not likely to
become popular. For the number of persons who
the purpose of keeping their family tombs warm Is
necessarily limited.
Not Much OF a shower.-Bsmarcks crosses. medals,
medallions ribbons stars, buckles swords. etc.,
figure up only about $4,000 in cash. and he has been
forty five years winning them. There Is some honor
attached OF course. but he could have made more
clean cash a hvcacre lot devoted to csbbages.-
Detroit Free Press.
An English paper remarks that " the raucous and
uncouth American loves to project himself into the
forefront of modern civilization, quite unmndful OF
the absurd figure lie cuts, Thanks for admitting
that he cut figure. and in the forefront too.
one Of our natives recently visited Boston. lie
was filling his pockets with advertising handbills etc.
and getting his moneys worth generally when ne
chanced pass cigar with OF those familiar
Indian statues in front. lie looked up and saw this
bronze beauty Offering him bunch Of cigars which
he declined, saying. d" No. thank you don't smoke,
much to the amusement Of his companons.-Cape Cod
Item
The Pennsylvania brewer who has been selling beer
under the name Of Hop Soda ingenious. but
the law got its lynx eye on him all the same.
Boys ToolChests.-Ma -Mamma-where is that pretty
toOlchcst your aunt gave you Christmas
small Son-In the closet but the tools is all broke
Mammal Mercy me! You naughty boy You
must have been trying TO use them-tburinStoh Free
Press.
There Is danger that the identity OF the Hon. VIII.
lam L. Scott of Erie PENN will be permanently sunk
in the euphonc. though hippant. nickname, Bilsco'
The sign Failed.-McFinge Ito McFangle, In the
drug store)-Watch get something good IN tie
mOXc. see me wink at the clerk.
eyes are weak that's a fact. We sell the best eye
save In the wO for fifteen cents box.-(Lawrence
American.