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Telegram-herald., 1890-05-26
THE SUNDAY PUZZLE.
Farmer Reynolds, the Sage OF belmont,
Expresses Himself.


To the Rdtor OF the TELEGRAN-HERALD
Although religious denominations
are considerably mixed as to which day
is really the Biblical Sabbath, and as to
what hour the holy season Of worship
and rest actually begins; yet our pres
cnt legislative Sunday has its sacred
ness backed by decided majority.
Nor. for the purposes Of these humble
comments, does i matter a fix whether
the Lord made the world IN SIX days
and rested on the seventh, or whether
that be n mythologlcal and az
tTolOgical legend, antcdating the origin
of the Jewish scriptures; for the laws OF
Congress and most of the States On
cluding Michlganl, have recognized
and established the saCrednCss OF the
day, defining It's transSressi0n and I'M
posing penalties. Hence, until these
ecclesiastical statutes may be repealed,
or the courts pronounce them uncon-
sttutional, the theology involved has
no place IN the discussion. Ii IswnOliy
n question as TO whether we shall honor
and obey n law, or violate il, and risk
or take the penalties
THIS Sunday legislation bing on our
statute books, We hold that it should
be obeycd until repealed; and such
must be the voice OF the law-abiding
/ citizens. This proposition is broad
rule, applying as Well - profanc swear
ing, duuuing q man publicly to his dis
I grace and injury; the using OF vulgar
AMI abusive language, and varo1s
! other minor OtieusCs. And the facts
! that complaints are rarely made, and
these laws SO generally ignored, IS 10
| justification. Nor is Il that prOsccu-
tons stir M bad blood and establish
: eumites. for Objectionable laws should
not be dcfed and broken, but abolished.
I OthcFw Sc the people court lawlcssness
and anarchy.
Tbs preliminary TO some hearty re-
! marks as u Grand Rapids ministry
iudiclal.v attacking the base ual sab
/ bath breakers, and workers and sports
VINO boldly transCross tao so-CaAej holy
dav. Without aTgU ueut, wo heC % sub
mit the following Crams-trom ou
standDout-C0yeun- tie situation.
| The population Of the valley CITY
were it Tcll & 0usly inclined, could ii.
Telegram-herald., 1890-05-26
AT THE LAKE RESORT.
a Quiet, Peaceful Day Enjoyed by
Thousands.

quiet, feaceful Day Ln1oyed by
Thousands.
It is hard TO believe that a more
beautiful day than yesterday ever
dawned. The sky was bright and clear,
and the air was as pure and fresh as
the breeze from a mountain lake. The
train of people to the lake began 20
move early N the morning, and every
livery horse IN the city mad his fill of
exercise yesterday. 1t seemed rs If all
the world was out in carriages untll
afternoon and then the street cars filled
TO OyertlOwing began TO pour throng
of people out to the lake
resorts. Thousands visited the lake
and listened 10 the music, and many
took q ride on one of the steamers.
Everybody seemed in n quiet and
happy frame of mind, and there was
not sign of disturbance or a disorder
ly person to be seen at any of the re-
sorts.
4 great many Of the Masonic frater-
nifty made an inspection of the new
Masonic Home, and enjoyed the mag
nificent view that is 10 be seen from the
north windows. The work of finishing
the interior of the building is IN pro-
gress, and the internal arrangement IS
very convenient for the purpose intend
ed. No more delightful location could
be found.
Telegram-herald., 1890-05-26

A now comedy, written hy that clever
comedian, Oscar S.sson, VIII bc present
cd at Eedmond's Opera House tonight
The author claims that his play s writ
ten simply TO make people laugh, and
contains 10 plot The company in-
cludcs Oscar S.sson, Donvle Howe.
Dick Challart. Fred Macdcr, Forester
SISTERS, Ella Russell aud others Of note.
The music is the composition of Harry
Secrist, late Of "Ltle Nugget com
pany. Every person n tae company
has been engaged for their individual
speciality work, and consequently a
clean. bright and lauCbabIe perform
auce may Dc looked for al Redmond 3
tonight.
William !. Gilmore of spoctacular
fame vii have four attract ous or tne
road this coming scas11-olc come
opera. two s0ect8clcs and @ Daut0m1u.c
h-lrl .-gnc c0mr8uv. Combined. t1cso
four companies VII employ 300 people.
Zach vllI fravel ln thor own ra road
cars. using slztv-eeven-foot spec AZ CAT.
for their scenery AAtheso attraction.
wll be under the management %
Charles IL. 1sie.
Telegram-herald., 1890-05-26
Bank CIesrings.

TIE hank clearinCs for the week end
iuc Nav q were as follows Monday.
Sl5fG-I.55. Tucsdav. Sl3l.0-IqI:
"Wednesday. SI1q. .330.f3. Thursday.
sla3. .s95.SS. Friday. s-1.5l947: Satur-
day. ts7.-45 A.. total, s695.2}-. .92. For
the correspond period last year the
clearngs were 265S .702.53, showing an
increase OF see. $3.50.
Telegram-herald., 1890-05-26
AT TEMPLE EMMANUEL.
Young Solomon Mainzer Confirmed in
the Faith of His Fathers.

.lAINLtT iflFu
the Faith OF His Fathers.
Solomon Manner, son of Simon
Manner, of 226 Sheldon-st., was con-
frmed in the Jewish Temple Emmanuel
Yesterday. The ceremonies We're very
Impressive, and the young lad received
the hearty congratulations of his friends
and many valuable presents as me
meutOs Of the happy event.
The temple was beautifully dec
GRATED with flowers and the music was
very fine. Il being the celebration of the
Feast Of Weeks. The remarks of Kabbl
Rosenau were beautiful and app-opr.-
ate 70 the occasion.
Telegram-herald., 1890-05-26
A PENSION.
\ Postmistress aud a Postmaster scored
by NIr Cutch~On.

by Nir Cutch~on.
WAsHrxGrox, May 25.-Congresman
Cutchcon has secured a pension bill for
Geo. +. Taylor, Of Newaygo, at $40 per
month. He has recommended the ap-
poln.mcnt of Mrs. Ellen Parmaice as
postna. stress at Lodi Kalkaska county,
and Henry Fo.lctt as postmaster at
Moon. MuskeC0n county.
Telegram-herald., 1890-05-26

up AID t1s o11ce made perfectly safe
NJ. Laces e q pr4cuczl t&aksr. 40 o1
coorse "a. knows iust What Is needed ~
a. once ef L1is k.ld.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14
N. LOUIS KOCH
Notice to Voters.

Notice to Voters.
The last Legislature changed the bound
aries of certain Election Districts, to cor
respond with the changes in population.
Changes have been made in the following
named Districts, and consequently all
voters residing therein will have to Re-
register before the Inspectors of Election
of their respective Precincts, in order to
vote at the coming election, viz:
ISLAND OF OAHU.
The five Districts of Honolulu.
ISLAND OF MAUI.
The District of Waikiki.
The District of North Wailuku.
The District of Hama.
The Second Precinct District of Maka-
wac.
ISLAND OF HAWAII.
The District of South Hilo.
The District of Central Hilo.
The District of North Hilo.
The First and Second Precinct of the
District of Hamakua.
The District of Kona.
In all other Districts the Register of
those who voted at the Elections in 1887
Will be used as the basis OF the Register for
1890, subject to the corrections and addi-
tons required by law.
Every voter should examine the Regis
ter of the Precinct in which he resides, IN
order to see that his name is there, whether
re-registering is required or not, as it may
have been omitted by accident.
L. A. THURSTON,
Minister of the Interior.
Interior Office. Jan. 4. 1890.
1305-6t
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14

construction and completion of School
Houses at the undermined places, VIZ;
AT HONOMU, Hilo, Hawaii, a house
22x44xI2 feet. two rooms, with veranda'
and veranda room.
AT WAIMEA, South Kohala, Hawaii
house, the same as the above.
AT KAAUHUHU, Hamakua, Hawaii
a house 2Ox2Sx12 feet, with one room, YER
anda, and veranda room.
Plans and specifications can be seen at
the Office of the Board of Education, Ho-
nolulu, and at the School Agents OF eacn
of the districts named.
The Board of Education does not BIND
itself TO accept the lowest, or any bid.
Bv order of the Board of Education.
w. JAS. SMITH,
Secretary.
Education Office, Dec. "a, 1889.
1903 150-3t
Nh. W. Y. HORNER, il. has this day
been appointed Chairman of the Lahaina
Road Board vice ". Y. Homer, Sr. resigned.
The Board now consists as follows:
wy. Horner, Jr. Chairman;
q. Hanneberg,
d. Kahaulelio.
L. A. THURSTON,
Minister Of the Interior.
Interior Once, Jan. z, 1890. 13o+-a.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14
s5s,971 "a s2O.395 90 $3s,576 3:
Homestead Lots on the Islands OF
Hawaii and Maui.

Homestead Lots on the Islands OF
Hawaii and Maui.
Twenty COZ Lots in Hualua, North Ko-
| hala, Hawaii.
These Lots vary in size from to 20
Acres, and are located at from 4 of mile
to miles from Kinds Mill.
Thirteen of these Lots are mauka " the
main Government Road, the remainder be-
tween the Government road and the shore.
Thirty-two (32) Lots in Waiakoa, Kula,
Maui.
These Lots vary in size from II to 20
Acres, and are located both above and be-
low the main Government road.
Forty-four (4D Lots in Pulehulke and
Kamehameiki, Kula, Maui.
These lots vary in size from to 20 acres,
and are located both above and below the
main Government road.
The above Lots have been set apart for
the purpose of conveying the same to such
persons as may wish to- acquire Home
steads upon which to live.
The surveys can be examined at the
Land Office, Interior Department, Homo
lulu. Also to w. ]. Brodie, at Puehuehu,
n. Kohala, for Lots at Hualua, and to G..
F. Chillingworth, at Wailuku, Maui, for
the Lots at Waiakoa and Pulehaiki and
Kamehameiki.
Messrs. w. ]. Brodie and G. F. Chilling
worth will point out the Lots in their re-
spective districts to any person desiring to
see them, for which service they are en-
titled to fee of one dollar from the per-
son applying.
Persons who may desire Lots should ap
ply in writing to the Minister OF the Inter
ior, upon blank form, copies of which
may be obtained freelof said W. j. Brodie
and C. F. Chillingworth.
The sum of $40 must accompany each
application.
No applications will be considered from
persons who already own land.
Every applicant mustbe of full age.
The applicant will bdallowed five years
in which to pay for the land, during which
time it will be exempt frbm taxes.
He must within one year build house
upon the land and begin to occupy the
same and continue to oc sppy it for the re-
mainder of the term of Fl Fe years.
He must within two years inclose the
land with a substantial fence.
He must pay quarterly in advance, in
terest on the unpaid purchase price at the
rate of ten per cent. Thepurchaser may
pay the whole or any part of the purchase
price at any time, which will stop interest,
The preliminary agreement is non-as-
signable, and the land cannot be sold until
all conditions are fulfilled, and after the
lapse of five years.
Failure to comply with any of the con-
ditions will work forfeiture of the land
L. A. THURSTON,
Minister of the Interior.
Interior Office, Jan. 10, 1890.
lost 1305-2t
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14
Moloksi Telephone system.

The Government telephone line from
Kamalo cable station to Kalae, on Molo-
kai, some twenty miles in length. was
opened for business on New Years after
noon. The first message sent was con-
gratulations to Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Meyer
whose marriage had taken place three
hours afterwards. The line is good one
with metallic connections throughout,
and works like charm. This is one more
feeder for the Hawaiian Cable Com
pany'e system. The Government line
from Kalae to Superintendent T. E.
Evans house at Kalaupapa is being re-
paired and communication from one
place to the other is assured within the
next four days.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14
LOAN FUND ACCOUNT.

LOAN FUND ACCOUNT.
Receipts.
Loan fund bal. Oct.
l, 1889. ....... S 34S, 442 26
From Haw'n Postal
Savings Bank. $4,000 90
S 423, 442 &c
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14

Mn AOprrtissn.rnts.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14
ELECTION

In according
the Kingdom,
. General Els
prsse1tatives
the Kingdom
O'Clock An. AZ
day, The 9Th da
The Election
Polling Places
are as follows
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The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14

Foreign Once Notice.
FOREIGN OFFICE,
Honolulu, Jan. Z, 1S90.i
This day had audience of the King:
Major James H. Wodehouse, H. B. NJ. s
Commissioner and Consul-General;
Captain A. F. St. Clair, R. N, Com
manding H. B. Ms S. a." Champion"
Lieutenant Thomas Y. Greet, R. N;
Staff-Commander William T. Thomp-
son, r. N;
Lieut.. Royal Marines Cecil S. Thomas /;
Chaplain and Naval Instructor, Rev.
Frederic L. Warleigh, B. A;
Staff-Surgeon Stewart F. Hamilton;
Sub-Lieutenant William D. Church;
Midshipman Louis C. S. Woollcombe;
Midshipman Denis Burle Champion.
To which audience Major James H.
Wodehouse was introduced by His Excel
lency Hon. iona. Austin, His Majesty s
Minister OF Foreign Affairs; and Capt. A.
F. st. Clair, by Major Wodehouse; Capt.
st. Clair then presenting the officers of H.
B. MS S. g Champion.
His Majesty was attended on this occa-
sion by His Excellency Hon. iona. Austin,
His Majesty's Minister of Foreign Affairs
Jas. w. Robertson, Esq, His Majesty
Vice Chamberlain; and Col. the Hon,
Robert Hoapili Baker, A. D. c.
1305-1t
MR.. DAVID TAYLOR has been ap-
pointed by the Board of Education, School
Agent for Lahaina and Lanai, wee Mr.. T.
E. Evans who has resigned.
BY order of the Board of Education.
w. JAS. SMITH,
Secretary.
Education Office, Jan. 8, 1890.
1204-3t
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14
Foreign Office Notice.

Foreign Office Notice.
FOREIGN OFFICE,
Honolulu, H. l., Ian 4, 1890.
Official notice has been received by this
Department from Mons. G. 3. d. Anglade,
Commissioner for France, that
NJ. LEON BELLAGUET,
Chancellor of the Consulate and Commits
sariat of France, having left this Kingdom
on account of ill health, has been relieved
of his functions as such Chancellor, as
aforesaid;
And further that,
NJ. LOUIS KOCH
is no longer attached to the French Com
missariat At 1304-1t
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14
New School Houses.

Tenders will be received at the Office Of
the Board of Education until TUESDAY,
January 18th. at II o'clock noon. for the
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14


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The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14

Lack of space alone prevents the state
ment of dozen other equally fragrant
methods OF centralizing power and con-
Quoting the Government for personal
ends in defiance of decency and the hon.
est opinion of the people.
In the order above mentioned, the
The Hawaiian gazette., 1890-01-14
FINANCIAL STATEMENT

OF the Hawaiian Treasury for the
Quarter Ending Dec. 81, 1889.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
ADVlGk rU nurHERs.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting tcethf If so,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. Its value is incalculable.
II will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm,
mediately. Depend upon it mothers.
there is no mistake about it. II cures
dysentery, diarrhoea, regulates the stom.
ach and bowels, cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums. reduces inflammation and
gives tone and energy to the whole sys-
TEN. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for Children Teething is pleasant to the
taste, and is the prescription OF one OF
the oldest and best female nurses and ply
sicians in the United States. and is 10,
sale by sli druggists throughout the
world. Price 25 cents per bottle.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
Woman Laws Too Many Plans.

The average woman is not indolent She
overtaNes hand, heart and brain, and
means well, " as the phrase is A twenty
fifth hour would be no boon TO her. She
would simply lay plans for half dozen
The result of planning more than can pos
sibly be accomplished is harassing in the
extreme, and the consciousness of tasks ar
ranged for but not accomplished drives
sleep from the eyes of many loving, self
sacrificing mother, who does not realize
that her fault lies not in her failure to meet
all the demands which she allows, but in
her unjust estimate of the limitations of
time, born of the equally unjust estimate
of her own responsibilities to her family
and the world in general.-Harper's Bazar
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
a sars investment,

Is one which is guaranteed to bring
you satisfactory results. or in case of fail
ure return of purchase price. On this
safe plan you can buy from our adver'
tise druggist bottle of DIR. Kings New
Discovery for consumption. 1t is guar
anteed to bring relief in every case. when
used for any affection of throat. lungs OF
chest, such as consumption, infamma-
ton of lungs. bronchitis, asthma. whoop'
ing cough. Group, etc. etc. 1t is pleas
ant and agreeable to taste, perfectly safe,
and can always be depended upon. Trial
bottles free at Hartz s. Bahnsen's drug
store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05

Where tea is required strong one tea
spoonful 10 each person and one for the
pot will not be too much. An earthen or
agate iron teapot is best. See that it is
perfectly clean and dry. and make it as hot
as possible before putting in the tea Be
sure your kettle boils, and use soft water
if you can get it. Put the required amount
of tea in the pot, pour the boiling water
upon 1t enough to cover the tea, let it
stand four minutes, then add enough
more water to make what tea you desire.
and in three minutes more it is ready for
use. Philadelphia Record
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05

For the cure of the Inflammation and
congestion called "a cold in the head, -
there is more potency in Ely's Cream
Balm than in anything else it is possible
TO prescribe. This preparation has for
years past been making brilliant sue.
cess as remedy for cold in the head. Ca
tarrh and hay fever. Used in the initial
stages of these complaints Cream Balm
prevents any serious development of the
symptoms. while almost numberless cases
are on record of radical cures of chronic
catarrh, after all other modes of treat
ment have failed.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
What poss It Neany

100 doses one dollar" means simply
that Hoods Sarsapsrilla is the most eco
nomical medicine to buy, because it gives
more for the money than any other prep
aration. Each hottie contains 100 doses
and will average to last month. while
other preparations taken according to
directions are gOneein week. There-
fore. be sure to get Hoods Sarsaparilla.
the best blood purifier.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
MERIT WINS.

We desire to say to our citizens, that
for years we have been selling DR.. Kings
New Discovery for consumption. DR..
Kings New Life Pills. Bucklen's Arnica
Salve and Electric Bitters, and have
never handled remedies that sell as well.
or that have given such universal satis'
faction. We do not hesitate to guaran
tee them every time, and we stand ready
to refund the purchase price. if satisfac-
tory results do not follow their use.
These remedies have won their great
popularity purely on their merits Hariz
& Bahnsen, druggists.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05

In the pursuit OF the goou things of
his world we anticipate too much; we
eat out the heart and sweetness of world,
ly pleasures by delightful forethought of
them. The results obtained from the use
,f DR.. Jones Red Clover Tonic far exceed
all claims. 1t cures dyspepsia, and all
stomach, liver, kidney and bladder
troubles. 1t is perfect tonic, appetizer,
blood purifier, sure cure for sgue and
malsrial diseases. Price. so cents. OF
druggists.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
EXPERIENCE.

Two butterflies of beauteous wing,
Above the flowers soft fiuttering,
Questioned II any really knew
That in the blossoms honey grew.
The while they raised their doubting word
There came brilliant humrning bird,
And dipping in a flower cup
He drew the precious nectar up.
0 fools and slow of heart to stay,
Quibbling the fieeting time away,
When earnest, wise research forsooth
Would soon reveal the blessed truth.
#. B. Griswold In Christian Advocate.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
Three Harvest Excursions.

The Burlington Route, O.. B. & @. r.
r.. will sell from principal stations on its
lines, on Tuesday, September 0 and %.
and October IA, harvest excursion tickets
at half rates to points in the farming re-
gions of the west. southwest and north
west. For tickets and further informa-
tion concerning these excursions, call on
your nearest c.. B. & Q. ticket agent. OF
address P. S. Eustls. Gen1. Pass. and
Ticket Agent. Chicago. Ill.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05

FAST MAIL. TRAIN with Electric lighted END
Steam hea led Vestibuled trains between chi
cago, Milwaukee, st. Paula and Minneapolis
TRAN CON rINRNTAL ROUTE with Electric
lighted ami Steam heated Vestibuled trains be
tween Oh cago and Council BluHs, Omana OF
st. Paul and the Pacific Coast.
GREAT NATIONAL ROUTE between Chicago
Kansas City and st. Joseph, Mo.
500 MILE OF ROAD reaching all principal
points in Illinois, Wisconsin. Minnesota, Iowa,
Missouri, south Dskota and North DAKOTA.
For maps time tables, rates Of passage ano
frsight etc. appIy to the nearest station agent
of the Chics go. Milwaukee q St. Paul Railway, OF
to any railr, sd agent any where in the world
ROSWELL MILLER, A.V. II. H.CARPKNTKR,
Genera Manager Gen'l Pass. u 4. Agt.
eWFor in formation in reference to Lands and
Towns owned by by the Chicago, Mliwaukee
St. Paul Ra lway Company. write TO II. q. Heu'
GEN. Land Commissioner Milwaukee. Wisconsin
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
BucKIEs's ARNIcA sALyR.

The best sslve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter. chspped hands, chilblains.
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles. or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
OF money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale bv HartZ & Bahnsen
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
Ask Your Friends Ahou1 1t.

Your distressing cough can be cured.
We know it because Kemp's Bslsam
within the past few years has cured SO
many coughs and colds in this commun.
ity. Ask some friend who has used il
what he thinks of Kemp's Balsam. There
is no medicine so pure. none so effective.
Large bottles soc and 81 at all druggists
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05

Poor Effie (who has been stung): First
it walked about all over my hand. and it
was SO nice but, oh, when 1t sat down!
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05
Taking Care of the Piano.

Place the piano in "A dry place and do not
expose it to draughts. Keep it free from
dust, and don't place pins and needles on
the top of it. They very often fall in
among the strings. Do not load the top of
the instrument with music and other books,
rs it deadens the sound An upright in
strument sounds better if placed two inches
from the wall. Always keep it locked
when not in use. To make the polish look
nice carefully dust it with clean silk
Observation-Disclosures York Journal
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05

When burglar asks YOU the conun-
drum. "where's your money!" it is wiser
TO give il up
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-09-05

Poet (who is reading his verse to a
friend): Ah, my words seem to touch
you: you are shedding tears. No; onl y
wiping off the perspiration.