Evening journal., 1890-05-28
A Life Prssarver.


Bostonian.
A Life Pressrver.
thrown to you in the sea of troubles
that threatens TO engulf you ladies In
itn danger -fraught waves, so to speak,
and one that will float you over their
threatening crests with perfect safety, is
found in DR.. Pierces Favorite Prescrip-
tion. You make dangerous mistake II
You do not seize and make use OF IT, II
you are afflicted with any of those dis
tressing ailments peculiar to your sex,
STYLED, ifemale complaints" for II Is
guaranteed cure for each and every Ill OF
the kind. The only medicine sold by
druggists, under a positive guarantee
from the manufacturers, of satisfaction
In every case, or money refunded. Read
guarantee on bottle wrapper
TIE twelve apostles wonld have hard
time getting into Fifth avenue church
unless they could make some arrange
ments with q tailor Puck.
THE peculiar combination, proportion
and preparation of Hoods Sarsaparilla
makes this medicine different from others
and superior to them all in actual cura-
tive power. Sold by all druggists. Pre-
pared by @. l. Hood & Co., Apothecaries,
Lowell, Mass.
GrLRoy-"Jaysmith says he believes
In FIRST principles. What does he mean
by that2" Larkln-''L Looking out for
number one. Judge.
You may never have chance again to
buy Creston lots at such low prices as at
present. Company's office, 7l2 Market st.
THE woman who can refrain from say
ing, ~ told you so, sometimes gets a
new silk dress. IN. Y. Press.
SEE F. G. Hodges advertisement for
awnings.
Mrs. Youngwife-Did you ever try any
of nay biscuits, Judge2 Judge-No,
never did, but dare say they deserve 1t.
Yonkers Statesman.
PERHAPS no local disease has puzzled
and batiled the medical profession more
than nasal catarrh. While not immedi-
ately fatal it is among the most distress
ing and disgusting ills the flesh is heir
to, and the records show very few or no
cases of radical cure of chronic cattarh
by any of the multitude of modes of
treatment until the introduction of Ely 8
Cream Balm few years ago. The sue
cess of this preparation has been most
gratifying and surprising.
Little Jack Horner
He sat In corner
Eating big whole pie
Twas his sisters own make,
But so great was his ache
lie yelled out. I'm going 10 dielm
Philadelphia Times
Improved Train Service From Market
Street Station b, s o. n.
The B. 4 o. r. r. recognizing the de-
mand for better train service from its
Market street station, has added a num-
Der Of new express trains, which leave
week days at 730, 827, o 40 and H. 81
a. M, arriving at Philadelphia at 8.19
9.20, 1927 a m, II sop. N. The above
trains stop at Delaware avenue station
Returning, express trains leave Phila-
delphia at l.. 80 and p m. daily, except
Sunday. Arriving at Market street
station at 2 40 and so p. m. 0thei
trains from Market street station will bt
/ found IN the regular time table published
In to days issue. Special attention /;
called 10 the convenient arrangement o.
the above trains for commuters anC
persons having business in Philadelphia
Excursion tickets, good for two (2) days,
$1.00 Quarterly, (1S0 ride tickets,
S23 05; monthly, $50 trip tickets $1,000
school, (46 trip tickets 5000.
SNoDGRAss-''I have Just completed
the greatest invention OF the age
Snively-"W What is it2' Snodgrass-"A Al
Rnti-profanity fountain pen. Racket
SEE F. G. Hodges advertisement fol
awnings.
THE most sweeping argument Of thu
irate housewife is the broomstick. -
Rome Sentinel
DR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, at,
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made
At druggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 N
9th st. Phila. Ladies beware of limitations
THE better is often the worse off spec
tator at horse ace.-Boston Herald.
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