The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1890-10-11
CURRENT nusron.

sThat's strange. A pesamist ought 10
be very largely blue. '-lPuck
A lady In this city who owns cnt
that scratches great deal las given 1t
the descriptive name OF -Ciawed. -
Hartford TimeA
The best cure for obesity isto board
for the summer at farm HOUSE. where
you will be treated like one Of the fam
ly.-[Boston Gazette.
As Elsewhere. -Teacher-WhGt reg
ulates the supply of liquor In Maine9
Bright Boy (who reads the newspapers)
The demand.-fPuck.
Jim--Jack. lend me Aver. pleasef
Jack-Certainly. Lend me the flyer !
last loaned you and you can have it,
Boston Courier.
Intending Settler-But is Prairie City
well watered? Knnsan-Of course 1t is.
There amt no other water there but well
water.--[West Shore.
Slightly Different. -Minister--Aro you
going to the church, miss? Miss High
see-No, sir; I'm only member Of the
choir, sir.-[Yonkers Statesman.
Little Johnny calls neighbor Jones
Posterity. johnny has been recently
told that 4posterity" means those who
come after us.-[Boston Transcript.
Tho man best qualified to enjoy tie
honeymoon is the one who had all the
romance kicked out OF him before he
reached that period. Ashland Press
A Good Idea.-Sergcant-So you are
in love with the cook at Mr.. Browns,
hear2 "Yes;" but only on a weeks
trial till I SEQ what sort Of cook she
ls."
Snodgrass-Fd like to pay that bill.
but can't just now. You must give
me time. CREDITOR don't mind giving
you time, but you seem to want eternity.
Life.
Mathematician you give me few
pennies for my poor family at home,
sir2 Merchandise. no. man; / don't
want TO buy any poor amily.-[Yonkers.
Statesman.
Incongruity. Mr. Figg-What nre you
thinking over so deeply. my dear3 Mrs.
Figg-I was just wondering whether to
cut of Tommy's curls or to make him
stop swearing.
Sufferer-Do you pull teeth without
pain? Dentist-Well, not always. l
sprained my wrist last time l pulled o
tooth and it hurts me yet occasionally.
-[Texas Sftings
Gertie-What shocking fright that
Alden girl isl Her costumes are out
landish- Florence = No wonder. She
dresses according to the fashion articles
in the Sunday newspapers. Life.
Mrs. Gabb-Yes, my daughter appears
to have married very happily. Her hus-
band has not wealth, it must be adj
mitted, but he has family. Mrs. Gadd-
| Yes. heard lie was widower with six
children.
| The latest device Of girlhood is fancy
for stuffing pillows with their old love
letters. There is one thing about the
contents of these pillows that can be
depended upon with a marked degree Of
certainty-they are sure to he soft.
Hicks-I saw Miss Whatshername to-
Gay. You know her well enough; that
plump little curly haired girl that used
to live in your street. / can't recall her
name just now. Hicks-Nor she either.
She was married last week. Boston
Transcript
Algernon-Little Virgins IL paying q
great deal of attention to Mrs. Portly,
the stout widow. Have you noticed IT,?
Augustus-Yes. she weighs about $50
and he about 100. The boys have new
name for Virgins. They call him tho
Widows mite. II America
A farmer sent to an orphan asylum for
boy that was smart, active. brave.
tractable, prompt. Industrious. clean,
pious, intelligent, good looking, re-
served, and modest The superintendent
wrote back that, unfortunately. they
had only human boys in that institu-
tion.
What nonsense this is going the rounds
Of the press, that such and such woman
has been the first to be admitted to the
practice Of. the law in this country.
Haven't women, and particularly mar
ried women, been laying down the law
to men for centuries!- Philadelphia
Times.
John--I'm. sorry shall be away so
long, Miss Janet. You don't know how
hate to say good bye to you, but sup
pose the best Of friends must part, You
know. Janet-Oh, yes, and what's the
use of people who are nothing to each
other growing sad over separation
That's the way look at it
A-You see that fine house? The man
who owns it made all his money as q
cab driver. blow did he manage to
do it3 A-Easy enough. He made 1t q
rule to know the exact minute when the
train left IN which his passenger was
going, and reaching the station ut the
very last moment, the passenger could
not dispute with him, no matter what
lie charged.
-You must push matters a little.
: James, said chemist to his new boy
by calling a customers attention to THE
article and that article, you often effect
a SALE" Yes, sir. responded the new
boy. and then he hastened to wait upon
IN elderly person who wanted stamp.
Anything else, num-" inquired the
ambitious boy politely; 3hair dye, cos