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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-08-29

Bets manages Ter injuries received In &
railroad accident
NEEDLESS ALARx. Sentry Slo,,
Who goes there? Country woman
with large basket You needn't be
afraid. / shan't hurt you.
A PoRK-PAcKING plant has been
established at San Francisco on ground
leased for ninety-nine years. A year
pore and it would have been century
plant.
FIRST TRAMP suppose you struck
tender chord when you told your pitt.
full story to the lady? Second Tramp
Not bit of it. It was the toughest
wood / ever tried to saw.
YOUTHFUL SPRIG-I wonder what
you'd do, you know, if l told you |
loved you Youthful SprigessI can't
imagine. (After a fervid pause
Wouldn't you like to ascertain?
MAMMA Ito Tommy Pm sure you
and your sister quarrelled over that
orange and that James had to interfere.
Whose part did he take, Tommy ?
Tommy Whose part? He took the
whole orange.
A JUDGMENT She Who is that
gentleman who seems TO he attracting
so much a ffSss.sesse,sssess1s aSsa
ona of our most popular spring poets.
5he-H looks too old and tough to be
spring poet
PHILOSOPHICAL BoARDER-Life is I'M
certain. We are here to-day, but
where tomorrow? Boarding House
Mistress Yes, that's what makes keep
ing a boarding house associated with
considerable rink.
JOHNSON is o mem man." $50
they say" Il know it. | borrowed
twenty dollars of him one day last
week and returned it next day, aud lie
was actually too mean to allow me five
per cent. off for cash down.
His DESIRE GRATIFlED. -"Ah, low
| would like to listen to you all night. :"
said Clarence, as he rose to go. Six
months after they were married he
CHANGED to stop out fifteen minutes
after his hour, and he had his desire
gratified.
Il GUESS I'm going to get punished
again, said Willie as his mother left
the room. why don't you bear the
olive branch Of peace to your mammal
"Nope," said the urchin emphatically.
"The chances are that she'd use it to
switch me with"
Bur, Clara, that cloak you have on
is the very one would not get you be-
cause it was so expensive. Yes,
John, dear, put bought it afterwards,
because | could not bear to think how
you would reproach Yourself for your
-bbstinacy in not getting it for me. 40.
JIM-That's a pretty girl, Jack, driv.
ing that pair of ponies-p pleasant face,
too. Jack-Think so? Now, she con.
yeys an entirely different impression 10
my mind. Makes me feel cold; gives
me SILVER. Why, you are talk
ing nonsense. Jack-lt is fact. You
see, she is a rein-dear.
"HERBERT SPENCER says" remarked
a Boston girl to her Brooklyn admirer
the other evening, as they were holding
down one end Of tho sofa, "that life is
the definite combination of heterogene-
ous changes, both simultaneous aud
successive, in correspondence with ex-
ternal co-existence and sequences. :"
He said that it was probably so, but
hastily changed the subject, and after
wards told his mother that those Bos-
ton girls could scull ont words a little
too quick for him.
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II was Ben Johnson. we be-

1t was Ben Johnson, we be-
lieve, who, when asked Nal
locks question, as life worth
living : " replied That dc.
lcv-I. - the Tier" And Ben
Johnson doubtless saw the
double point to the pun.
The liver active quick
life rosy, everything bright,
mountains of trouble melt like
mountains of snow.
The liver sluggish-life dull
everything blue, molehills of
worry rise into mountains of
anxiety, and as a result-sick
headache, dizziness, constipa-
ton.
Two ways are open. Cure
permanently, or relieve tenn
porarlly. AXE a pill and sui
fer, or take a pill and get well.
Shock the system by an over
dose, or coax it by a mild,
pleasant way.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
are the mild means. They
work effectively, without pain,
and leave the system strong.
One, little, sugar coated pei
let is enough, although
whole vial costs but IS cents.
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How Uncle jerry Wont Back on the Crowd.
Every boy of us in the village knew
Uncle Jerry Crawford. He was
dTied-up old man, and never seemed 10
get any older, although always COM
planning. The form of salutation was
invariably this:
"Helloi Uncle Jerry!"
"Yass, yass.
"How You feeling?"
"Wretched, wretched, thank We.
I've heard that at least one thousand
times, and never knew deviation but
once. A drummer who used to come
up occasionally from St Louis got on
to it, and one day when a dozen of MS
eat on the steps of the drug store Uncle
Jerry was seen coming up the street
isn't that old Crawford 2" asked the
drummer, as he shaded his eyes with
his hand
@Yes."
"He's the man who always replies
that he's pretty WE'LL praise God?"
oh. no. Heis the man who always
: replies that he's wretched, wretche1
thank We"
J Il may be mistaken, but 1 don
] think so.
g "Of course you arc"
well, / hate to give in. I'll bet 50
i that when he comes up and you as
him how he is he'll reply as ! said
r There were seven of us there, an
' all we could raise wa $40. We hant
ed that ont fast enough, however, an
, it had been covered when Uncle Jerr
came along. We were on the grin q
the drummer called out:
Hello Uncle Jerryl"
"Yass, yass.
@How you feeling?"
! Pretty well, praise Cod" reptile
! Uncle Jerry, as he passed on
1t was about two minutes before W
could get breath, and then the drum
mer had gone with the stakes. A
hour later / asked Uncle Jerry wh0
he meant by such conduct, and he re
piled:
"Took me all day to learn it, and tn
Teller gin me two big dollars. "--Nei
York Sun.
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INC favorable impression produced on the
"is' appearance IF the ;rceablo liquid fruit
remedy syrup Of Figs a few years ago has been
n'oro 'nan confirmed W the peasant ext eri-
enceof all who have used il, and the success
Oh inc propr ctors AMI manufacturers, the Cal
ifornia Fig Syrup Conn any.
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B. Il. EARSsHAw. wM KARNsuAw
B. B. Earnshaw & Bro.
Wholesale and Retail Grocers.
Flour, Feed, Grain & Liquor Dealers,
Cor. 1 1 and NJ SITS. S. E.,
tGaddis Old Stand,)
WASHINGTON, D. C.

HAVING greatly enlarged orT business by
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ing the immense stock of goods that we are
compelled to carry TO supply the extraordi-
nary increase in our trade. We will say, that
we are now prepared o meet all demands for
goods in our line at prices that will satisfy
all buyers. We are large receivers of Flour
and Grain from the West. Groceries and
Liquo from first hands and with the expe-
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we can safely promise our friends that we
will meet their expectatio 8. Remember our
Farmers Brands OF Flour. Nv hite and Gold, I"
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Goods packed and delivered to transpor-
tation companies free of charge.
Buist0' celebrated Garden Seeds in large
assortment.
B. 3. EARNSHAW & BRO,
Cor. IL and NJ streets =. T.,
wKynI NOTION. D.U.
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Daniel II. MagrudeI
tILrE OF COURT OF APPEALsl
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
FRINGE FREDERICK, CALVERT CO.. Mi

Will practice in the Court Of Appeals an
= the courts Of Charles, st. Mary's Calvert
NsTs Arundel, and Prince Gsorge's couptiar
,Ae he n attend regularly.
.Sehce I'D address, Annapolis, MI
,usVe-Ir
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will forfeit the above amount. IL fail TO
prove that Florapexion Is the best medicine IN
existence for Dyspepsia, Indigestion or Bilious
ness ~ Is certain cure, and affords lmmc-
date relief,n cases Of Kidney and Liver Com
plant, Nervous Debility and Consumption;
FlorapleXiun builds up the weak system ana
cures where other remedies fali. ASK your
druggist for II and get we'll. Valuable book
Thing Worth knowing" also, sample bottle
sent free; All charges prepaid. Address FRANK
lin Hart 81 Warren street, New York.
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CHAuNcET DEPEw says that he knows
nothing about two things, to wit: Real
estate and women, and Chauncey is one
OF the happiest men living.
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Mild, gentle, soothing and
healing is DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. Only SO cents.
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40, w hlch Is tie best way to &, tat, d cior2"
beef"
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1.-TWO bottles Of Hairs I 'ntarrh Cure complete.
" cured my little girl" Sold by Druggists,
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No show for the Av.n,.

Agent don't think I'll succeed a:
book AGENT.
Employer-Why not?
AZ the first hou | tried showed
the lady the book. and"
"Then Nhat?" Sc
She showed me the door"
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Baltimore \ Potomac Railroad

After Sunday, Gerber 20th, 8S the
trains on this road will run as follows:
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AN empty larder ought to be enough
to keep the wolf from the door.
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FITS stopped free by DIR. KLINE's GREAT
NERVE REsTORER. No Fits after first days
nse. Marvellous cures. Treatise and 81 trial
bottle free. Dr. Kline. 93i Arcn St. Phila.. PS
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Tie tea-keitle sings because IL is always
abie 10 Keep Itself outside OF hot water.
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lfafiliCted with sore eyes use DrIsaRc Thomp-
tont EyeWaler. Druggists sell at &c. per botts
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Miss Pacelhal goes around a 600 deal"
1es. She's regular spinster."
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you seem to think Pm an IDIOT" ~what
a mind-reader YOU arei"
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Most people eat to fl. but the dent.t fills
10 eat
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upp r.
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WISE AND UNWISE.

saw, you make me tired" as the
wagon-wheel said to the blacksmith.
WHERE ignorance is bliss 'twere folly
TO srend 81, 900 year TO send boy to
Harvard.
HE is too lazy to go to sleo. =" "Ohi
the ideal" Fact, neverthe.e ss. lie
just simply falls oaleep."
"SHE is very plain. isn't she?".
Yes, said the Boston woman she is
the most obvious bison in the room
A MAN may be- manned for life if he
concludes to go on crutches until he
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-02
MILITARY MATTERS.

First Sergeant Loring Bond is as acting
as sergeant-maior of the Sixteenth infantry
vice holster reduced by telegram on eve
ming of the 29th inst. 1t is conceded fact
that Sergeant Bond will be duly appointed
ssrgeant-major when Colonel Blunt re-
turns from his leave of absence. Sergeant
BOND has been a first sergeant nearly seven
years and is most capable We trust he
will meet with the consideration he Justly
merits In his new station. He is one of the
most efficient men in the regiment and the
post authorities are to be congratulated
upon their selecuiou.
1t is rumored that Louis E. Hoyt, a
military convict, en- route to Fort Omaha,
escaped from his guard. Sergeant Petit,
Company .B, I" Twentieth infantry, was III
charge Of him and at the present writing
we are unable to learn just where he give
the sergeant the slip. Hoytls compositor
by trade and we believe quite an adept at
the case. He was recently sentenced to
three years hard labor at the military
prison at Fort Leavenworth for desertion,
anC everyone seemed to think he deserved
the fullest extent of the law in those cases.
He was apprehended in Salt Lake about
two months ago, where he had been work.
ing On the daily papers. If it be true that
ne has jumped his guard, it is to be re-
GREETED. There is no need for assertions
now under the present law, which gives
every opportunity for discomfort to leave
the service in most honorable manner.
We acknowledge the receipt of an invita-
ton to attend social hop on tomorrow
Thursday evening at recreation hall.
Ihis is given under the auspices of the
Unique club of which E. L. Lewis is presl-
dent and r. Evans manager. Thanks,
boys, you can count on "F'ritz," he will be
there, and it is now to be hoped that the
ball will be crowded to Overlooking by
those who love to "trip the light fantastic"
On this morning the details from the var
ious companies reported to Lieutenant John
Z. Gregg, acting signal officer, for instruc-
tons in that very essential branch. The
signal detail will meet every morning at
30 o'clock at the court martial room for
instruction. Those attending do not drill
with their companies during this course of
instruction.
KIP Van Winklen is on the boards for
Monday night, October 6, at the post
1t was an uncanny day on the Both ul
timo, SO the formality of parading was
abandoned, and the troops were duly in
spected and mustered by Lieutenant
Colonel Penrose in their quarters.
The sanitary condition of the post is
good. FRITz
October l, 1890.
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DID HE BBDUCT HER?
The Question to be Ventilated
This Morning.
FIRE-BUG HOLBRO0K GETS A YEAR
Miller Goes Free-Y0ung Barringer Goes to
the Reform School-Had Love
Fer Spoons.

Yesterday Mrs. Mary Goodwin appeared
at Commissioner Greenman's office and
swore out complaint charging Clarence
Bean, hackman, with unlawfully abouct-
ing her daughter, Lottie Goodwin, who is
under sixteen years of age, for the purpose
OF prostitution. On September 90
Deputy Marshal Cannon arrested Bean
on Main street and took him to the commits
sloner's Office, and the girl was shortly
afterwards brought in under an attach
ment. Commissioner Greenman set the ex-
animation for 10 o'clock this
morning and fixed Beams bond at
$1,000 while Miss Goodwin was required to
furnish bond of $500 to secure her attend
ance as witness. S. H. Lewis, the de-
fendants attorney, and Charles Crane be-
came sureties for the parties and they
were released.
Bean stated to a HERALD reporter that
there was absolutely nothing in the charge
and he would be able to prove his limo
cence. According 10 his story, he has
Deen Keeping company with the girl, and
on the date named her mother quarreled
with her and told her to leave the house,
Bean then stepped in and hired room for
the girl, and she afterwards got situation
as domestic. He denied that his rela-
tons with her had been improper.
MISS Goodwin, who is a bright, pretty
girl OF nfteen, corroborated Beams state
ments, and says that her mother was really
responsible for her leaving home.
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Sent to the Reform School

In the case OF Robert Barringer, charged
with grand larceny, the Indictment alleged
that on July 10 last the defendant stole q
gold watch, valued at SIS, belonging to
Peter Reid The defendant was repre-
scented by Mr.. Riley. while j. M. Zane CON
Quoted the prosecution. The evidence for
the prosecution showed that on the date
stated In the indictment. the defendant and
anotner man were working for Mr. Reid at
Garden City They quit work that dav.
ana shortly after they had left MIR. Reid;s
place, that gentleman found that a gold
watch had been stolen from his tent. He
at once started after the men. and ,1non
oyertaking them, started after Barrinrer
with whip, and frightened him so that he
confessed that he had stolen the ticker and
toiu Mr.. Reld where it was hidden. and the
latter recovered il. Both men were
brought to the city and when they an
peared in the police court Barringer ad-
mltted ms guilt. The other man was dis
charged.
Yesterday Barringer, WHO'S but eighteen
years old, testified that he had nothing To
do with the theft and the reason WIN he
pleaded guiltyln the police court was pe-
cause his co-oefendant threatened to kill
MIN unless be did SO. The defense also
introduced evidence showing that M to the
time OF his arrest. Barringer had horn
an excellent reputation for honesty and
lntegriey. Riley made hard fight for his
cilent, ana after the jury had been out some
time they returned with verdict of guilty.
Out hxed the vaue OF the watch at s45, thus
reducing the oTense from grand to petit
larceny. The defendant waived time and
asked TO be sentenced at once. judge Zane
sentenced him to confinement in the re-
form school.
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A REMEDY FOR cHILbs AND FEVER.

H. f. Fletcher, Rochester, n. Y, writes
"r'our years ago l contracted a cold that
settled on my lungs. had severe chill,
followed by high fever, raging headache,
Tain on my left side over the lung, and
every time a fit of coughing came on, which
was every few minutes it was terrible to
bear the pain. thought it meant an at
tack OF pneumonia, as | went through a
two month siege Of that disease, and it
came on just the same way AS it was
night thought would wait until morning
before sen1ing for doctor. Fortunately
a half box of Allcocls's Porous Plasters
was found in the possession of friend.
who boarded with u.s. One of these was
put on my threat; two on my chest. and
one On nv back over the left shoulder
blade. l then had hot foot bath. After
again getting into bed, it seemed but q few
minutes when ell my symptoms were re-
lleved; the skin became quickly moist; /
coughed only at intervals, and then with
very. little effort, and in about an hour I
was in a sound sleep, from which l did not
awake until morning l resumed business
in two days"
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He was Stnck on the snoons

Richard Wolf appeared before Judge
Zane yesterday, charged with breaking in =
to l.. e. Cassady's house, west of this CITY.
on August 10th, and stealing some silver
spoons, nut crackers AMI picks, and other
articles of silver ware. Mr. Moyle appear
ed for the defendant while J. NJ. Zane nros-
ecuted. The evidence for the prosecution
showed that Woolf was at Mr.. Cassadv,s
place on the day of the robbery, and soon
afterwards he was arrested in the act of
trying to dispose of the stolen articles.
The defencent testified that on the day of
the robbery he was drunk and man who
was with him at the time afterwards cave
him the articles found in his possession.
The jury remained out about five minutes
and returned verdict guilty of house
breaking The defendant in this suit also
waived time, and Judge Zane sentenced
tentiary ro-
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city yesterday morning and the matter
was at once taken before the grand jury.
In the Probate Court.

Estate of Carl W. Ericzen; final dis
charge OF administrator and sureties made.
Estate of George Butcher; order appoint
ing appraisers.
Estate of john Dobbie; Saturday, Octo-
per IL, named as date to hear petition for
letters of distribution.
Estate of Andrew McFarlane: account of
executrix approved.
Estate of Thomas Heath; day appointed
Tor settlement of final account and of dis
tribution.
Estate of Frank E. Foote; continued to
October & 80
Estate of Elizabeth Oglesby; continued
to October z
Estate of Charles Foukes: bond of ad-
ministrator in the sum of $500, approved,
and letters issued
: Estate OF William Bailey administrators
final discharge ordered.
Estate and guardianship of Mark w.
Wau!ess, minor; October named to hear
peutlon for appointment of guardian.
Estate of John Erickson; October 10
named to hear petition for letters of ad-
ministration.
Estate OF Thomas A Robinson; October
- named as day to hear petition for pro
bate of will
Estate of Julius A. Terrill: Monday, Oct.
10, to hear executors anual account.
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Holbrook Gets One Year.

E. A. Holbrook, the Bountiful fire bug,
appeared for arraignmert in the Third dis
trict court yesterday morning The de-
1endant was accompanied by his aged
mother and his brather.
The Indictment charged that on August
20 last. the defendant burned his dwelling
house at Bountiful. Holbrook consulted
with his attorney, Mr.. Van Colt, and then
entered plea of guilty
MIR. Van Colt said that the defendant
wished to waive trial, and be sentenced at
once. In his behalf he wished to say that
HolDrooS was twenty-five years of age, and
MS character up to this occurrence, had
been good, and this was his first offense
After his arrest, the defendant confessed
that he hsd burned his own house
but denied all knowledge of the other fires
which occurred about that time. The loss
fell upon defendant and his aged mother,
Holbrook realized his position keenly. un
derstood the deed, he had committed crime
and that he ought to be punished for it.
Sudge Zane announced that in view of all
the circumstances the defendant would be
sentenced to Imprisonment in the peniIen-
tlary for one year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-02
NEURALGIA CAUSES MUCH INSANITY.

The highest medical authorities OF Eu-
rope and America have recently decided
that large percentage of cases OF insanity
Is caused by the excruciating pains of neu-
ralgia of the head and face. If any member
OF your family suffers this tormentor in
duce them to try Billiards. Snow Liniment.
One application will afford Immediate re-
Lief and you will soon be rid of danger
GUS and tormenting disease. Billiards.
Snow .niment is the most penetrating
ilniment known. 1t positively cures rheu-
matism, lame back, contracted muscles,
OLD sores, corns, bunions, etc. II pene-
trates and opens the pores, drawing all
poisonous matter to the surface, restoring
and promoting natural circulation of the
blood through the diseased parts-l1.
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Economy: 100 Doses One Dollar
Merit: Peculiar, to Itself"
Purity: Hoods Sarsaparilla.n %

Mr.. G. w. Sutherland, druggist in the
town OF Coifax, state of Washington, keeps
in stock all of the leading medicines for
throat and lung diseases, but says he sells
more of hamberlain's cough remedy than
OF any other and has never heard a com
plant from any one. This remedy gives
entire satisfaction, because it can always
be depended upon. 1t is popular because it
never disappoints and because it is pleasant
and safe to take. Let anyone afflicted
with a severe cold or other throat or lung
trouble give it trial and he will realize for
himself what q valuable medicine it is. and
learn why it is so popular. For sale at 80
cents per bottle by 2. c. M. l. drug depart
ment
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Other Business

In addition to the above, the following
business was transacted:
l.. Grover, jr, VS.. G. r. Crowell; appeal
dismissed
In the case of Charles McGrath, charged
with grand Larceny, the defendant failed to
appear and his bond was declared forfeited
His sureues were Barney Harvey and
Charles L. Crane
The case Of w. M. Ferry vs. Andrew
Lundin was reset for October 18th.
The cases OF Salt Lake City VS.. JEFF A
Clark, Z. w. Smith ana A. ID. Woolley. on
appeal from police court were dismissed
on motion OF the prosecution. the witnesses
being out of the Territory
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An Alleged Case Oft Ineest

Robert Walker, of Peoa, Summit county.
was arrested at that place on Tuesday by
Deputy Marshal Doyle, Weber Dyer ON
the charge of incest. 1t is alleged that
Walker has committed this bestial crime
with tt ee of his daughters at various
times, and that the eldest girl, who is about
twenty years of ago, gave birth to child
ONE Jour years ago, OF which Walker is
the father. Parties who are familiar with
the facts say that it is the most shocking
case Of the kind that has ever been brought
70 light in this territory The defendant
ard witnesses were brought down to THE