St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-12-21

4.
Inthe. Bouillon. Orbene.
Suckers Shark. Blue.
Comfort Shoulder. Snowballs Qmported.)
ROAST
Crow. By the Press. Everywhere.
By Everybody.
GAME.
Cinch. Freezeout. Cooked Hat
Razzle Dazzle.
ENTREES.
Noofiee. Saloons. Church Fairs Country.
VEGETABLES.
Balm in Gllead. Cud of Disappointment
Live Forever
PASTRY.
Humble Pie. Wind Pudding.
Whipped Cream.
ROASTED CHEsTNUTs. SOUR GRAPES. ICIcLEs
Concordance of the Above.
After having finished the above the
architect who perpetrated it struck. He
denied that he was ambitious, or that
he wanted AZ per cent of the whole
cost, a la Long d KEGS. He knew when
he had enough. Moreover. he declared
that he would not for worlds be the I'M
willing cause of an interruption of Cor
Oner Towers Christmas dinner because
| of a call to examine cold and lifeIess
corpse. who but a few brief hours be-
fore had been full of life, hope and
Tom and Jerry. As ne. said this he
dashed tear from his glistening eve.
locked himself into the file room until
the shades of night had fallen over earth
worth $1,000 per front foot, stole softly
a-dOWn the glittering fire escape, and
trfpped tover loose paving StOneS) gaIy
away into the gloom beyond until his
lISSOme form was lost to view amid the
odoriferous shadow of the ash barrels.
His lot IS hard one. but he is young
yet; and, should the enraged populaee
fail to find him, he will, it is hoped. re-
pent and betake himself to the more, to
his tastes, congenIal occupation of writ
Ing epItaphs.
But the editor cannot let this artistic
production in thew of a"mane YOU"
pass without word of admonition and
advice. The supplying of soup at all
well regulated dinners is imperative. A
great mathematician, skilled in the
compilation of figures, Col. Charles w.
| Johnson. it is believed, once computed
that every human being must get GER
tain amount of soup. Some receive
more than their share, but all must put
up with certain quantity or they are
OF no more use in the world than is=a
black and tan dog in the pursuit Of
fame. Then never do without soup. -
A Few Valuable Suggestions.
- 'ou 10 esioO
Your company must be a most extraors
binary one if it can survive the absence
of fish, for without fish you can have no
dinner party. 1t is usually best to SUB
ply two kinds of fish, suckers and
sharks. more of the former than of the
latter, so that there may be no aching
void around your festive board.
One article has been omitted from the
above, and that is sauce. But you need
not worry youfselfImuch about sauce, be-
cause you will most likely always have
plenty of it on hand, especially, if YOU
have a houseful of children. Chin
sauce is quite popular, and it has the
advantage of being somewhat cheap. A
little of it goes a long way, although it
doesn't weigh much.
The cold dishes need not receive
much attention. They are more effective
when brought on au naturel, as the gov
ernOr of North Carolina said to his
Southern neighbor when asked how he
liked his whisky.
Punch has also been omitted from the
prepared list of dishes. The telling eff
feet of punches are best realized when
they are taken below the belt, IN the
Immediate vicinity of the short ribs. A
punch should also be spontaneous, and
should come on when the recipient is
not expecting it, and at high rate of
speed. sort of punch bowl as it were.
In fact, the modern term punch bowl
Was thus derived. The ancient Greeks