The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-11-23

needn't be surprised IL your oaugnOer IN
sists on putting up the hammock again.
There Is a man in Wichita who carries a
bird-cage wrapped up in e newspaper,
whenever he travels, just like woman.
Next Thursday is Thanksgiving. Most
of you will feel bad, because it will fail to
make you as happy as you think it ought.
Most of the school children are willing
to wager everything that it will rain next
Thursday. 1t always does on a vacation
day.
Thursday evening, the Knights of Pyth-
las presented Captain Hotchkiss and wife
beautiful vase. They will move to Texas
soon.
The meanest man in town is widower.
We do not expect certain per cent of the
married women in town to agree with US
in this.
Why is it that women with hats covered
with single wings will be unusually severe
with woman with one whole bird on her
| bonnet?
There is merchant in this town who is
said to be so close that he will break a
peppermint drop in two to make the scales
balance.
Mr.. Hallet r. Bemis and Miss Amy
| l.. Brooks were married at the residence or
the brides father, DR.. Brooks, last Mod
day, at noon.
Every woman you have met on the
streets for the past week with big square
milliner's box in her hand will cry today
should it rain.
There is home in Wichita whose hos
pitality is so that the wife lays four extra
plates at every meal, whether guests are
The nights are getting about the right
| temperature for the man who sleeps in a
cold room, to always find his night shirt
wrong-side-out.
The girl who can set on her hair is just
as much queen among her playmates, as
the boy who can throw his thumb out OF
joint is king among his.
II is getting very close to that stage Of
the game when you can't go into nov
city store without hearing four or five toy
horns all going at once.
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Dame Fashion has accommodated the
tip your hat to ladies on the street. The
miiitar salute is proper.
A married man in Wichita, of an inven-
tive turn, is working very hard over a
handle for a curling-iron that will neither
come off nor burn the hands
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There is an old saying that when you
are married to insure good luck you must
wear something old, something new,
something borrowed, something blue"
Mr.. Robert O. Deming, of Oswego, is
visiting his sister, Mrs. c. w. Biting.
Mr.. Deming is en- route home from an eX-
tended business trip to the Pacific coast
From all indication, sour Clubs"
Thanksgiving dance will be particularly
enjoyable. The club numbers forty mem
bers and most Of these are married people
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There is young couple in town who
would be ''old married people" today, if
he hadn't had the audacity to present her
with pair of fancy carriers last Christ
mas.
What has become of the old-fashioned
couple who had their pictures taken with
the husband sitting in a chair, and the
wife standing beside him with her hand
on his shoulder?
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In one dress worn by "Tyfoo" in the
"Pearl Of Pekin," Wednesday night it is
said there are at last four million stitches,
and it could not be made by one person in
less than year.
Miss Bessie Rynder entertained Monday
evening Misses Jocelyn, Clement Ana
walt, Kent and Balance and Messrs.
lNoodroan Drid1v MoOpa Vialp TOpnipU
and Holt were her guests.
You have frequently danced to the
"Nanon Waltzes' but you perhaps, have
never seen the opera. 1t will be at Craw
ford's Monday evening. 1t is said that
several theater parties have been formed
for the occasion.
Foreign servant girls do not like to work
for family where there are no children.
They say that it is much more difficult to
learn n language when they cannot con-
verse with children.
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The First Methodist church will vote on
the question whether women will be ad-
mitted to the general conference next
Thursday evening. a committee of three
has been appointed to receive the votes at
the southeast class room.
Tom Glover, the colored policeman,
about midnight, one evening last week,
saw eight or ten wild geese alight under
an electric light on a street corner. He
said they were flying very low and per-
haps were dazzled BY the light
You can tell whether woman or q man
has the bOssing in regard to the care of the
horse and buggy. If woman has charge
there will be a new bow Of ribbon on the
buCgy-whip every day and the horse will
look as if ne had not been combed for
week.
Mrs. Chas H. Smythe gave a pleasant
afternoon tea on Thursday afternoon,
which was enjoyed by Mrs. A. w Oliver,
Mrs. f. W. Oliver and their mother. Mrs.
Stamper. of Decatur, H.; Mrs. James H.
Black, Mrs. L. II. Lynch, Mrs. Ray Oliver
and Mrs. r. p. Murdoch.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. H Griffin. Of the West
Side, entertained "Wednesday evening.
Their guests were Mr.. and Mrs. WallestOne,
Mr.. and Mrs. Dawson, Mr. and Mrs. Rich
ard haste, Mr. and Mrs. W. c. Glenn,
Misses Caller and Butler, Messrs Babcock
and Glover, and Mr.. and Mrs. Leith.
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The parents of little boy who was born
in Wichita few days ago, are laying away
cents every uaN Tor MIN. lney VIII con-
tinue to do this until he is p years old
when they will start him in life with the
whole sum, whether their fortune has
waXed or waned in the intervening years
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In every neighborhood, there is always
one man who has a great deal of hammer
ing TO do after night. After every body
else is snug in bed. he will be mailing
strip on the barn, or fixing up a chicken
or a hnnr a
house. A lantern is this kind of a mans
best friend.