St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-19

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place he is to sing angels Bright and
Fair"
Some one has finally invented an eX-
cuSe for Congressman Snider'S Dill
which places Lake Minnetonka under
the police jurisdiction of Minneapolis
it is to prevent the "delilement of the
water"
Mankato is to have mineral springs
resort in which Health Officer Kilving-
ton and others are interested. With
judicious comingling of rock salt, draw
poker, and good climate there is no rea-
son why the project should not be
complete success.
The gentlemen whose names have
been mentioned in connection with
new athletic club wish it distinctly un-
derstood that party named Robinson
will be in no way connected with the
management-in fact, will not be al
lowed to enter the back yard. to speak
fgurativelY.
The Tribune-Star last evening had
sensational article about something that
was all over tOWn-it was the mud.
Whitewashing and General KalsOmin-
ing at Reasonable Prices. For terms,
apply to the council investigating COM
mittee.
Here is an important addition to the
sayings of great men which should be
preserved for the benefit of posterity.
The Tribune-Star. under tWo-line
head, announces that j. S. Pillsbury at
tended lecture, and becoming some
lecturer; "He is talking too long.
Where can we gO?'' This is one of the
brightest sayings that has ever en-
anated from Mr.. Pillsbury, and his BoS-
we'll should make a note of it.
Bob McMullen is carrying his arm in
sling as the result of peculiar acct
dent. He undertook the other morning
to pick up a copy of the Times, which
had been left on his porch by carrier.
The paper contained one OF Jim Gray's
heavy editorials, and Mr.. McMullen's
shoulder was dislOcated by the sudden
strain in attempting to lift SO weighty
an article. Another surprising fact i'll
connection with the accident is the dis
coyery that there is man in Mime
apOlis who takes the Times.
The trade in cheStnutS has already
increased immensely, and will be larger
yet for the next few days. The Grand
Army men are in town and pursuing
their usual tactics.
After Spirit island has monopoliZed
newspaper space little while longer
the public will be heard to acQuiesce in
the damming of the river, but there
will be an in that dam.
An evening paper announces that a
thoroughbred from Tennessee is COM
ing to Minneapolis. ThoroughbredS are
already only too numerous in this city,
although, be it said in Difference to this
latest expected addition to their num-
Der, the majority of them are not dis
tinguished for horse sense.
Humanity, 'in the Light OF Evolu-
tiOn," may be pretty good sort of
fellow, but in the cold. cruel light of
the Nineteenth century he is disagree
able person who is always looking for
the best of it.
e. j. Davenport, unlike S. P. Snider,
seems to be "stuck on his job" He has
hired a Democrat, so it is said, to assist
him in taking the census, which indi-
Gates that +. j. wants to stand in with
the Denis and get the place in 1900.
How ex-Mayor Ames must have
Ionged to get into that yellow band
wagon with the lord mayor of London.
1t was an unusual sight for Doe to gaze
upon band wagon in which there was
no seat for him.
The clairvoyant reporter, formerly on
a 70 70 n
evening edition of that paper, and is
continuing his work, but now views the
past, instead of the future. in VERT
able dream. Yesterday he told OF men
just beginning to clean Nicollet avenue,
and they have actually been at work
over week on that same thoroughfare.
The Minnetonka Yacht club should
exercise some caution in raising the
limit on club bonds. Many bright,
ambitious young sport has been ruined
by the raising of the limit.
The assistant city attorney is nothing
If not onto his business, and on Monday
he improved the opportunity offered for
getting solid with the voterS-part of
them, at least-by wearing green rib
bon in his button-hOle. But he found
one descendant of the ancient snake
charmer who did not view it in. that
light. He was from the First ward, and
had mOnkeyed with politics. so he knew
the golden-haired politician, and when
he caught sight of that green ribbon his
blood was up.
Come off, there, now," he howled.
"Don't be afther insultin' tn Irish that
way, wearin' the red above the green.
Put that ribbon III yer hat"
The organizers of the Vermont aSso-
citation have apparently overlooked one
quite important matter. They did not
provide to establish the Office of poet
and give the sweet singer of Peachom,
now newspaper man, a show for his
life.
The fire at the gymnasium, it is I'M
deTstOOd, was caused by the heat gener-
ated among some of the members on ac-
count of the new athletic club enter
prise.
Some of the physicians have now
taken to roasting Kilvington and to
metaphoricallY pulling his luXuriant i'm
pertal. OF course the physicians cannot
be jealous of the hustling health officer,
but there are persons who will think
that.
Mrs Clague should not be angry with
her captain. When these army officers
abuse their wives it is done merely as
mild practice work for what they are
expected to do with their menials, the
privateS.
No water power Improvement is ever
talked of nowadays without the genera
ton of electricity being part of the
scheme. Manufacturers of electric
liver-padS are not the only people who
are going to get rich out of lightning.
Electric currents are becoming a staple
article of commerce.
Old titles will cling to man, especially
among the people who know him and
admire him. His Honor" DR.. A. A.
Ames, was the way the doc was intro
dueed last night at Harmonic hall.