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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07
HOME NEWS.
NETWORK CITY.

Inc II Thomas Workingmen's Benevolent Assocla
hoh' NO 23l East Fifty seventhst. has elected the
following officers James Pott president H. J. Home
vicepieSdent; John smith treasurer; Thomas Manly
secretary and George Thompson, lnanca secretary
The Rev. DR.. Peter stryker. pastor OF the Thirty
fourth street Reformed Church will speak To young
men in Association Hall, Twenty third st. and Fourth
ave, this afternoon at 30 p. NJ. His topic will be
" Personal Purity"
sacred concerts will he given BY the Hungarian
orchestra at the Eden Musce to-day 1t being the fare
well appearance OF Erdelyi Naczi and his musicians.
a life figure OF Or. Koch is now on view, and
there are many novelties In wax
The bronze tablet erected in st. Pauls Chapel BY
the aisle committee In commemoaton Of the service.
held there at the Centennial celebration viii be nm
veed today at the close of the regular morning ser
vicc IIactt A. Borrowc, d. Augustus Clarkson.
Rowland pell and william II. Russell form the com
mittee.
George Kcnnan. the celebrated siberian traveller,
will give a OF three lectures on the hu'Slah
political exile system and the siberian convict mines
at the Broadway Tabernacle, Thirty fourth ST. ana
broadway, Tuesday evening, December D. ana
Thursday evenings December II and L. for the beheh'
Of the Fresh Air Home M Summit. y. j. The follow
ing compose the committee: Mrs. william H. CROSBY
Mr., George ". Grant and Mr.. II. l.. Pierson, IT.
4 meeting IN memory Of Charles Loring Brace. man
aver Of the Chldrcns AID Society. will he held at the
Newsboys' Lodging House. No II Chambers-'t'' OH
Tuesday evening. bishop Potter, tho Rev DR. VIII
lam NJ Taylor, Charles f. whitehead and others VIII
make addresses.
The Tribune Yesterday received 50 from w Is.
NJ for the destitute family whose case was reierIeu
to in The Tribune December -
The Roscommon Mems Association. the Clare Men
\seociation and tho Kings County urclandl Men As
4ociation have contributed 800 each to The IrlSh
Famine Fund.
Water Register Riley collected S23 1870 30 last week
for the use Of Croton water. MAJ Marshal hn9'
hard issued LAOS city licenses, for which the ices
were e2.2c2
Company H. 7lst Regiment, National Guard VIII
give a reception at the armory on Tuesday evening"
December IL.
far under tho spice. of the ladies' Nd society
# 81 Andrew, Methodist Episcopal Church VIII be
,noncd AT tho church ON Monday evening, and Will be
continued thr,u-hout the week
The Congregation Zichron Ephram viii hold service
IN celebration of IN" lIanmcah Festival in sixty -eV
cnth t. near Lexington oyr. at = 30 p. m. to-day
BERNARD Drachman viii deliver lecture on The Les
.ou - tho Itglts"
An claho'itc ceremony IN celebration Of the Feast
~ = Francis Xavier will take place TO-DAY in tho
church ~ TINT name i'm West ~lNtceutlSt. special
r,u.ic.,I programme has boon arranged. The Rev. T.
: carrheu Provincial # the Jc-fit-. will celebrate
rirh mas and the Rev !. II. Gcan, Of Fl. Peter
church in Barca, 81. will preach.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07

CLOSE OF THE EXHIBITION OF THE ASSOCIATED
ARTISTS.


ARTISTS.
Highly honorcd is tho art Of embroidery, albeit 1t
i modest one. and dc, not claim its place among
the Muses.. That the ancient Greeks would have
gwen 1t such place. and even created tenth Muse
purpose. we do not doubt II they could have seen
the productions of loom and needle TODAY. No better
example 81 beautiful work could be gwen than tho
exhibition 10y tie Associated Artists which closed yes
iciday
IN" principal exhibit was an exact reproduction oi
Raphacl's Miraculous DrIuglt OF Fishes IN needle
tapestry. MIS- Lyman, who has had, under Mrs
Wheeler the upcrv sion Of this large and wonder
fully well executed pecc Of work. has reproduced most
harmoniou-y tie dclcatcly soft flesh tntS ana Oh
coorinc Of tine masterpiece.
Alice Puchon.~ tapestry figure after the design
by Dora Wheeler E,itl. ha- also been very success
fully rendered. the oIlIr.uc J. not unlh" Nllet '
faVOrtc twilight tint, tC ever harmoui u, blend NJ 81
vclloW~ and browns. The III is kne'lnS with hcr
sickle among the wheat. while softly shnici veto"
~ tl,r,,,- her ny,i-c INTO .ombrc relief. The
combinations Of color BOZ plush and silk - re
seen At this exhibition were very 9u,'es- M
lu thc~ tT'4tm mt TW. lut2rt',d renaissance da-ol-
with IrIj"-.tut scales Duo many int oi dcl'atIy
blended p.u~i hl.monIou,ly placed against grcrN
and g1Id hr'h-i"aut. make an et"''v" P'i'i''c
q plush con- ~lk hIratr"und. conllcl"R 1".I.H
with ariho~'Wr- If gold. Wa especially cn''uV'
Au uIt.up,t al hint 0f what might hc. l. a 81 OF
"ti'rNl.' n't'in- ~ me Top "i I'D, W.T.. WIN ali
uc qr""r LACE ~ ~" under World. i.,., ,n,..t. ~,
I'm 80 -t3f- ar woven for tAc N~-p'aicd Arti-t, on
to Cheney looms. f,r tlD~" materials me company
PROVIDE their 'vn cld- on which On" materials AZ"
woven. "'h t'i' r'i''- r obs, Tor 49,, nn' :
IS i.I ,ir c,uii.lt '. ~ 'htu-,ahIc -.lk and -f'
11j ems They are v-.y artistic ard ia SOM mt,
r.1 ,uol.h H. tc palace - queen and 80 are IN"
cloth II god ans cloth OF silver, l"uhd here.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07
CRESCENTS ARE CHAMPIONS.
THEY DEFEAT ORANGE AT FOOTBALL
THE NEw-JERsEY TEAMS COACH UPSET AT THE
ENTRANCE TO THE GRoUNDs-DHrAlLS
OF THE GAME


The final game for the championship Of the Afleri-
- roo.hou T-rion between the Crescent and Orange
..h,o.,o CIh teams was PLAYED at Washington farA'
nno.,h,vr Yesterday afternoon. The Crescent men
- at.nr a vellplaved game and hold the Champion
w.. - tho games are played under college rules
rr -, eoasons record is The same each 'ea'h
rirrinc four and losing one game the Cre,orN,,
ora champions last year, and consequently s'" HON"
the honor ,,,, ord Union
.,ir coacb or stage drove through the Fourth-aNc
.orco ., the grounds cheer Of welcome went up
from the spectators The cheer was instantly cna'sru
or, of horror when the coach seen 70 tumble
SoTn fine steep embankment. The vehicle and horses
,,rnck the level ground with great crash anu wiz"
.ncb force A. almost completely to demohSh tAe
coach The top shattered and broken s4d>S WAS
strewn everywhere.
viuinc hands helped to eXtTicae the payers hohe
o, whom were severely injured. Hall dozen OF tic
-, had ,umped from the rear door and the WINDOWS
~, they saw that the coach was going down inc
onh,nhment Spler McKense and Mowry were cut
.bont the hands and wrist and Bovaid's back wa"
I,,ised All were thoroughly shaken up. one oil tho
horses SHE'D Just after entering the cate ana dragged
tn other animal and the vehicle out Of the gradually
inclined road
The game was started about hNe minutes amer the
accident happened six hundred people were present
The field was sea of mud and dense fog made 1t
imnos,,hle 10 recognize the PLAYERS from the grand
stand orange missed the services of Corhin. Sagg
and sper. and if those men had played Crescent
would hardly have won by the score of ii to o.
- nfa4ap
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07
TO BIZ "ThL JOHN J. F4RWELL COMPANf',
THE BIG CHICAGO DRYGOODs FIRM TO BECOME
CORPORATION-CAPITAL s45oO.OOO.

CmGgo. Dec. Special The long contemplate
change ia an" great drygo0ds firm " J. Y. fdr"'n
CO. haN been practically accomplished. Io-u"F
John Y. Farwcu. IT,. said We shall turn over our
business 10 a corporation known a the J. v f'
well Company some time H. January. The capHal
Will ie. a stated in the APPLICATION for license ~,
100000. all subscribed 10y members Of the present
firm. who Will sell portion thereof to their en-
ploycs and limited amount to Others who may
apply for IT, We believe that large business enter
p'lNc> can hc managed most advant ageously III INC
form oi "A corporation. and that limited amount Oh
cooperative interest is beneficial This capital VIII
he increased from time Ia time. the deNrlppnlc
% tie business MAY require. The corporation VIII
acquire without consideration the extremely valuable
good VIII Of the business, which Is second Ia none ia
the country. and which has been obtained by forty
years ~ Application and successful management ny
The present firm. The business relations Of the frn
Win both customer, ard manufacturers Will be con-
tnUcd by the corporation without any change
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07

Let every cnfecblcd woman
know it! There's a medicine
thatll cure her, and the proofs
positive
Here's the proof if it
doesn't do you good within
reasonable time, report the
fact to its makers and get
your money back without
a word but you wont do 1t
The remedy is DR.. Picrcc,S
Favoritc Prescription and 1t
has proved itself the right
remedy in nearly every case
of female weakness.
1t is not a miracle. 1t won't
cure everything but it has
done more to build-up tired,
cnfccblcd and broken down
women than any other mcdl-
cine known.
Where's the woman who's
not ready for it? All that
we've to do is to get the
news to her. The medicine
will do the rest.
Wanted Women. First
to know it. Second to use
it. Third to be cured by 1t.
The one comes of the other.
The scat Of sick headache
is not in the brain. Regulate
the stomach and you cure 1t.
DR.. Picrce's Pellets are the
little regulators.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07
ANS lined up in this order

Reteree Eugene Richards IS. Of Yale College. I'm
pre-Tracy Harris Sc - Prineeoon College
Terry Edwards. De Hart BOvard and Hewlett won
the hOnorS. HewletS work being especially conSpicu-
GUS Oranges tackling weak, and the latter part
Of the game merely punting. The Crescent men
knew their strength and played well team and with
a good deal Of confidence.
The Orange men seemed rattledH at The start, and
this was probably caused by their shaking mp in the
coach As soon a. play begun the Crescents by
combined rlshes bore the ball toward the Orange goal
al the lower end Of the field. Terry did good wosk.
Mofatt made touchdown, after clever run in re
markaby short time. Terry tried for goal and missed
by twenty feet, and the CrescentN had ING
not been in play three minutes when
Crescent got the ball. and Terry carried 1t over tie
orange line again but Il off side play and was
not allowed Then the CreSceus lined up dsaiu
and determined 10 force the ball over the line. Ce
pending on the wedge trick. II wa@ successfully q
complished and Hewlett slipped through the orange
line and made q second touchdown Just between the
score. Crescents. 10. orange, o.
Time was called after half hour Of Play. The
second half PLAYED with lew ball The other
having become water soaked. The orange tried
a wedge, but there a nsunders standing about the
signals and the CresCents gained FIVE yards. NOfatt
Bovard was knocked unconscious I'm collision, but
ol!cE.y recovered and resumed play. Hewlett male
another touchdown. but Terry missed goal. The
Orange mep showed Improvement as the game went
o. but in spite Of their desperate efforts they failed
70 br,ak CrescentS stone-wall when time called
The ball was IN the centre of the field. Tho score
was: Crescent, ID Orange, O.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07

who took occasion TO compliment District Attorney
Fitzgerald upon the completeness OF his rcqusition
papers and the manner, in which they had been made
up The habcas corpus case then dismissed. and
Mason, the prisoner was handed over to The staten
Island officers. Mr. Fitzgerald had big fight to get
Mason. He twice before Governor Jackson. aud
had to maintain in two courts the right OF staten
Island TO have the body Of Mason.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07
TRANSATLANTIC TRAVELLERS.

Among the passengers on IN" steamship Wcrm fo
bremen Yesterday william walter Phelps. ruttod
state. Minister Germany and Miss Marion phrp-.
d. jaime, T.. kelley, he Ee,. james Mu.ah Lieutenant
I,oichc and Df. l. r. walker on Tho Euuria ior Liver
poo scr, Colonel ". II, Bird. Captain SIaulGur captain
Franc. pay, aud f.. T. libbri. on b'tit u.r .t'a. Up
Ia tnuagnc for aNrc woi- captain Coon Bpgf' Or
"a Argu,tI. Klmball and the Rev j. Il. La ITaprc.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07
STATEN ISLAND GBnS THE PRISONER.

Baltimore. Dec. 6.-Thc adjourned hearing in the
Staten Island yacht before Judge Morris Of the
United states District Court. came On this morning.
District Attorney Fitzgerald. Of station Island and AT
torey General Whyte, 81 Maryland. appeared for the
New York authorities and Ruddle Il Taylor appeared
for George r. Mason, the prisoner. The objection
taken on Saturday last - the papers by defendants
counsel was held 10 be untcnable by Judge Mmrs,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07
RryyJyG TBRorGH 4 cYcLoyE.

-hc steamship Caledonia, which arrived from N~ltor-
r,ucan unrs Yesterday. report, having encountered cv
clone on November 20 and 30. Tho WEI" crhc and
frequently made clean breach oNc the steamer on De-
c.mbor the vessel was IN the centre q The cyclone She
.nr1rDd Ii damaQr.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07

The Fast buffalo special, leaving Grand Central
station AT : 80 y. m. every DAY. ty the Ne" Ior.
rh" New York Central has other fact trains b
Iiuiiulo daily. 80
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07

IMMATURE ALMANAC.

TorNl
ssnrl.es7o7 sets42' Moon rises 100 an M''H''se -
ulDii ,T.N
sesndy Hoo. 73l cor I,Ani -" il"! 'i.@ ~
q s-s.ndy Ho1. go GOv. l,Aat 'Oil lie" "~''' o"o
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07
THE ARMY DEFEATS THE NAVY.

AFTER HARD FIGHT THE LAND FORCES WIN
A vICToRY-sOORE TO o.
game Of football took place yesterday afternoon
at the marine parade grounds IN the Navy Yard. The
game was a friendly between the officers Of the
navy and Army in and around New York. The Navy
were al home. and mustered full team, hut the
Army had 70 take substitutes from the sons Of their
cmc-r- of these sons Tompkins and Curtis
the mainstay OF their side. and really won them
the game. Despite the wretched weather and the
bad condition Of the grounds the game was an
ceent one Though neither side had had any recent
practice the old knowledge Of college days back 10
the PLAYERS and there was little loose playing. some
brilliant runs, and smuggling" The game was for
two half hours.
The Army got the ball in the first half, and with a
9vs rush gained some ten yards, and on the third
touch TomDkn- made and brought the ball
INTO the Nays quarter line; gradually. however, by
the good play of Kane, McVieau and Long. the ball was
forced back but nearly at the end Of the first half
hour the Army forced the ball back, and Chris got "a
touchdown. The kick ~ Curtis was failure
making four points for the Army
In the second half The Navy opened and rushed The
ball and after Numerous scrimmagc, Kane made d
kick for Gal which, however, resulted in safety
touchdown. shortly sfterwad Mexican made what
seemed a good run from centreleld and mad. a touch
down Dr. hi side, but il was declared ot,de and
the ball was returned. At the end the score stood
Army /. Navy 0. The following were the ,idc,:
Navy Position. AmN
Ensign fac.ler.... utr~ rush.. Lieutenant Noruker
Right 'ut'iaut FltZl :
Tu.ur u RIGHT guard. Is -ut-utJt Ita riF
LIT yuan t'idht itDlii
Lieutenant Mutton. Kglt l-i'uieuant IT. 10
cadet Hon J. -il tach f------ DI hl-hlh
"a Rob Lev Gnu 'Ni''hit uaI.-
CADET Long QlsiiN4ta' ~
Cadet Lef hall back. Nj. IOmpaiI-
Lieutenant Kane. -fSglt hti-'ach-.- - vi ji'i'
Lieut,Ian Prs't.- ll4-Dach I'.'.'Nil'it '"u-'i
Lieutenant Ham LIT Artillery, acted I,f@e" aad
Dr. Boehert Of the United states Survey steamer Blake
umpire.
Among those present were ViccAdmiral Ernc
Lieutenant Norton, Pymaster Chapman, DR.. Griffith
Lieutenant Adams. Chef Engineer Windsor. Major
Huntington. Captain Robinson. Captain kelton. zap
tain IIoaie Captain Cotton. Licut"uauis Kelly, -hcr
henson Spiccr and Andrews. Ensrns oman: Fl"id
and BRISTOL Captain Robinson. Ilted states Marines
trd CS.utau Cochran, 1871 Regiment
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SHTPPiNG VIEWS
NOM, nr >.ryv YORK .. SATURDAY. DEC =. 1890
ARRIVED.

SHIPPING NErS
PORT OF HEW.YOHK..-.... NNTIR DAf DEC g. 1880
ARRIVED.
steamer CALEDONIA nr Mr5"fen , port. VA
t i,,' tRr Rus,,il WIndward Islands - Kite
,y, I'M nl.r to Geo Chu.t" Arrived at the bar at $50
" I'm ,,l,u, tNor, Ha.und Nassau. Nr. days with
/ Won,IIS SON. Arrived AZ inc Bar al 80 aip
steamer Ctyot Atlanta DOLE West Point Va "i'h nds' %
sy Trojan Hr Armstrong .ri, - Ga{s Tti ni.rc
snip hcl -cwhi s"Ta r.''s9A - '"''' Win nitrate 81
soda 70 Trar[ ts,'I 20 49, urm1n Ayres 81 days
Win nd,- and pa,senser' 10 JA. " aft a. - ,, ,
ba t. order. vessel TO Punch Eiye o1 ,,
to order vessel to tuach. EdycS 'o
CLEARED.
steamer Richmond IIiI (Br. Perry London Henderson
steamer ThomPsoq hvoTs%9lJ hrace .ma'
,ac, Wrrr, ,t,er rohlr Bremen VIA southampton
rncf panama CFr Chroot Bordeaux Funch. Edyc
STEAMER Pm. Maurir, Dtch' kar't A"t Cages &c
hs srr amp rough Bio Halliburton Winaward Islands
ter lIoo.ler 81 Ann- BAY Vessel,
steamer ori1aDa Mcintosh Havana and MsNi'"n ports
Lac Mr' Asmo Lewis, Galveston key West II Mali
ory a , o Kun,,ora CBr Harrison Galveston Barber
=. .,.,,r t,u,.,ua eager Now ORLEANS II seaman
.,.a'.r ,,h,ssrr Fi.hrr. savannah X !. Wake:
steamer nrnrfac tor Ingram, Wilmington IN fCYd7
a N,v nd
old Dominion ~ &C. -. Nat Paint "a ola Damn.
on y md l.
steamer Roanoke HhPho'" -''"'
old dominion rs co ,.,,..,-o IL q r,ster
clark Hhtii"t' IoSIcF'
steamer Flrnnpra. Bra2g P"rtiih" ~ ,'l" ii''''
Sie,,n.r vrutuur Iearsc Boatou II Din"'k
TINE NOV EMENTs OF STEAMERS.
FOREIGN PORTS.
. ,,e sailed steamer Lake Winnipeg OBI,
IN ~ u Arrived steamer Bonlnrg Br) lie BoutiilIrr
i" lin Dec Arrived. steamer italia "er)' Sehm"i
r.'. NT%, Dec ss,led steamer IA Flandre tBes)
Minres for New York.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-07

For Boynton's celebrated furnaces nov W. ar
-. pai,,mor. heaters and ranges, go 70 AS
neasis hA LiiW Ne 20 o07 ana 200 Water'st'
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ur.pv A DANIELS. NJ. ID,

49,. n .-,n
,, -, a., SY-vnu, system. Genito. rnary organ
Impotence and Sterlllf' ""''' ~
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LOVELY tOMPLEXloN' 4.
U.aitb Food tompany's Gluten SOAP Neoufes 10
'" a. Finn Avenue. and all druesl'S'
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,,, Rotterdam. Sow rs ....... Netn Amer
,, Hamburg ... $ot -o....-.. iAinn Amer
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Announcements

A NEW COLLAR.
"E W" Shoshone. "E. w.
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utl.F~pAr. De. 10
Catoctin clarion., 1890-07-10
No Woman.

No woman ought to marry man she
cannot respect
No woman ought to be more concern
ed about her bonnet than she is about
her salvation.
No woman ought to say things about
other people that she would not like to
haye said about herself.
No woman ought to neglect her
babies to become philanthroplst.
No woman ought to be afraid to do
what she knows ought to be done.
No woman ought TO scold her chill
dren.
No woman ought to be cross TO her
husband.
No woman ough: to be tattler.
No woman ought to be busJ- body.
No woman ought to forget to be po-
lite to everybody.
No woman ought to be anything less
than lovable.
No woman ought 10 be a POOR house
keeper.
No woman ought to be uncharitable.
No woman ought to be unforsivlns.
No woman ought to be resenttul.
No woman ought to be envions.
Catoctin clarion., 1890-07-10

He-'My income Is small, and per-
haps it is cruel OF me to take you from
your fathers roof.
She-'I don't live on the roof
Catoctin clarion., 1890-07-10
Get n Wiggle on, My Lad .

Get wiggle on my lad,
Don't walk ut a funeral pace;
Don't stand lazy, moping, sad,
Don't sit with that drowsy face.
Hustle around and do your share,
In the town or in the bush;
Rustic, here, and hustle there;
Hustle, rustic, hustle, push.
Push out don't stand idly by;
Elbow forward, push and squeeze;
You'll get there if you try;
Swing your shoulders, brace your knees
Don't live in a little den,
Don't go halt-starvcd, hungry, cold;
Pigs were made for such a pen;
Wiggle, work, and push out bold.
Don't jump II your shadow moves
Ifthc world won't go with you,
Let it slip in its old grooves,
Strike out bold try something new.
Get a wiggle on, my lad,
Get a hustle in your talk;
Get rustic on get mad;
Get hustle on your walk.
Yankee Blade.
Catoctin clarion., 1890-07-10

That boys natural thief. | know
Of but two things he won't take
What :?
advice and cod liver oil.
Catoctin clarion., 1890-07-10

The meanest mother on record gave
her youngster one cent as he started
the other evening for a confectionery,
and told him not to make hog Of
himself.
Catoctin clarion., 1890-07-10
intellectual Women.

81 do believe those women.
Who for years and years and years,
Keep polishing their intellects,
To ornament their blers-
should again call the attention Of their
sex to the remedy especially provided
for the correction Of their physical all-
ments by DR.. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo,.
1t is called 'Favorite Prescription. -
Women of intellect for years and years
and years have used it and pronounced
it the best corrective of all female
weaknesses that can be had anywhere,
Ask your druggists for it. Full dlrec-
tions for using. Guaranteed to give
satisfaction or money refunded.
Credltor-'When are you going to
pay your debts 2
Debtor-'That's none Of your busi-
ness
But l need my money
That none of my business.
THAT cigar you smoke has its a1Yan.
tages.'
Like it p
No ; that's just it. A friend don't
feel hurt if you don't offer him one
She-'Do you think marriage is a
failure p
He Gagged twenty)-'It begins to look
that way. I've been rejected fourteen
times
Catoctin clarion., 1890-07-10

It's outrageous! said Jakey, jump
ing off my knee, and moving toward
the door, 4 believe you're scandalous
story.tellcr, and that you made up the
whole thing. I'm going to call moth
er, and tell her you're setting me some
bad example. FatherlI make the fur
fly off of you when he comes home.
Then Jakey fitted up stairs, and l
went away. I am beginning not to
catch glimpse of some of the difficult
ties IN educating youth.
Catoctin clarion., 1890-07-10
She Who Makes Many Happy.

Does not fret or nag or scold.
Knows how to keep her own counsel.
Does not expect perfection from those
about her.
Has not forgotten at 50 how to laugh
as she did at Is.
Refrains from passing harsh judg-
ments upon others.
Remembers to praise wherever and
whenever praise is due.
Does the work that is appointed her
as well as possible and then dismlsses
it.
Never forgets to humor the little
whims of those about her, if che can.
Does not obtrude her nerves or her
mood or her maladics upon others.
Knows how to forget disssreeable
things, and to help others to forget
them.
Catoctin clarion., 1890-07-10

"Pack my box with five dozen liquor
jugs" IS the shortest sentence eyer
written in the English language con-
tanning all the letters of the alphabet.