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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
MORNING,

We thought il would come-the Inter
Wountdin's regular Saturday afternoon
complimentary announcement of the
Monday morning STANDARD. IL was
omitted last week for reasons which, it
now appears, were correctly surmised
in this Office. The STANDARD thinks
very highly of the faithful advertising
given Monday mornings editions by its
Main street neighbor. IL is the more
welcome TO us because il is SO entirely
gratuitous.
There are sordid people who might
imagine that the STANDARD has an ar
rangement withthe business Office of the
Inter Mountain providing for the sat
urday advertising in question. We as.
sure our readers, however, that no such
arrangement exists. The work of our
kind contemporary is purely a labor of
love.
In accordance with the Inter Noun.
tain's courteous send of, the Monday
edition of the STANDARD will be under
the eyes Of its patrons in Butte bright
and early tomorrow morning. IL il
western Montana's only Monday morn.
ing newspaper. II will be as excellent
I'm every respect as the Inter Mountain
predicts-for this newspaper is resolved
10 make good the heartiest
praises its contemporary can bestow.
And we trust that, in its regular
bestowment of praise for the Mond
STANDARD, u admiring contempt
rary will not weary in laying IL on
pretty thick. IL can do this and keep
strictly within the bounds of truth;
thus the service will be twice blessed
il will help the STANDARD and, at the
same time, il will refresh the readers of
the Inter Mountain TO find on its page
AS often as once a week an entertain
ing paragraph that has the real ring of
truth in IL.
IL would suit the STANDARD perfect
ly IL the Inter Mountain could find IL
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20

Representative Taylor of Illinois, a
member of the committee on coinage,
says he has stopped studying the silver
question because it drives him crazy.
He is quoted as saying, al have been
been or less associated with men
who have studied that question and /
have discovered that the more a man
studies the silver question the crazier
he becomes. i am afraid to go any
deeper into the matter myself, for ] am
half crazy on IL now" Mr.. TaylOr's
disease is unfortunately too prevalent
throughout the entire body of republi-
can representatives. II doesn't take
much to upset the mental balance OF
some people.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20

weather has the effect Of turning II al
most white.
A fish Of most peculiar appearance, the
like of which has new been seen by any
Of the many fishermen who have in
spected II, was recently exhibited at PEN
sacola, Fla. II was caught in the gulf
with hook and line, and In about five feet
in length. The body Is similar to that of
a dolphin, and 1t has o bill like n needle
fish. The tail Is forked, and has two i'm
mense fins rising from the back. They
are OF a soft, bony substance and are of
such peculiar formation that they give
the fish the appearance of q flowing name
II Is n rare fish, and, IL possible, should
be preserved as q curiosity.
Fol nan years swarms of bees have
been noticed at Fox Bluff. near Franklin,
KY. The bluff is 40 fee high. Bees have
been observed about a big fissure near the
center Of the bluff, and the opening could
not be reached without great danger Of
being stung to death. As the bees had
never been robbed II was believed a large
amount of honey was stored in the cliff.
A well-borer visited the cliff and, after
some coaxing, persuaded some farmers to
undergo the expense, and q hole was bored
from the top of the bluff. At a depth Of
eighty-flve feet the drill struck the honey.
Barrels by the score were filed and the
syndicate has sem for more receptacles.
A strange freak in the ~fruit-growing
line is attracting the attention of farmers
at Dover, Del. While all through
Kent 4county, even in the best
kept and most skilfully cultivated
orchards, hardly a peach can he found,
down on the bay shore, near Woodland
beach, stands a peach orchard, the trees
OF which are loaded down with finely de-
veloped fruit. The most singular thing
about this, I'm the estimation of fruit grow
ers, Is that while even in the best shell
tered orchards, those entirely surrounded
by woods, all the fruit was destroyed by
the March storms, the fruit Of this par
ticular orchard, unsheltered and in every
way exposed, has lived and thrived.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
NOVELTY in v

The latest fashion in literature is
Rudyard Kipling, All other styles and
costumes are out of date, and must be
packed away, to be exhibited only as
curiosities, like the fashion plates of
twenty-five years ago. Amelia Rives
and her gang have had their day, and a
very sultry, humid, disagreeable day 1t
was. llaggard's sun has set. People
already have TO look backward when
they would get a glimpse of Edward
Bellamy. The lbsen boom never
amounted TO much anyway. Tolstoi
has never been able TO achieve popu-
larity. and there is little chance of it
ever being thrust upon him. Edgar
Fawcett, like lIowells. tried hard
enough. but never got there. All these
and several thousand other novelists
were still in the business when the
present circus season began, but the
people were growing tired and uneasy.
The old clowns made them weary.
They expected something new; and
they have it.
Rudyard kipling's meteoric career is
highly suggestive of Rider lIaggard's.
Both have the advantage of a strik-
ingly odd name-a pronounced advan
tage i'm the present state of the literary
market. A man might make such a
cursed commonplace name as Bacon
famous in the world of letters in the
Seventeenth century. but he couldn't
do IL now. The people want their lit
erature, like their drugs, put up under
a mysterious title. Otherwise there
would be serious doubts of its efficacy.
OF the two, "Rudyard kipling" com.
mends itself to the imagination rather
more favorably than Rider Haggard,"
"Rudyard' is particularly fantastic,
grewsome and melancholy, bringing
up to the mind Buddhism, opium
dreamers, jim jams and all that sort of
thing, while 'Kipling' is suggestive
Of daggers, strangulatiou, poison and
every horror in the category. The COM
bination is great.
IIaggard found his inspiration in
Africa. kipling goes to India. lleie
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
SILL PURSUING US.

There il goes ~again-the Blddder.
That is the uncouth name the com
munity has fixed on our cOmprehen-
sive contemporary down Main street.
It's a sort of pet title with the public
for Anaconda's Oldest newspaper. We
do not admire it and the STANDARD
never applies il TO its weekly neighbor.
In its latest edition the RepieD reyels
i'm the assurance that il has touched
the STANDARD i'm a soft and tender
spot" OF course it has: that's pre-
cisely the fact of which the STANDARD
has made open but %unavailing confess
sion. Worse than this, we are con-
WINGED that it is the purpose of the Re
cieD to pound the STANDARD black
and blue. We trust it will permit us to
live. The STANDARD isn't a year old
yet and it would be tough to die SO
young.
The Rerien is strongly sensational.
Week after week il delights to burst
upon the community with some dis
tracing tale or some p~aralyzing com
ment, and the trouble with this is that
the Rerie,C is so adroitly untruthful in it
all. Last week, for instance, ii accused
n of the present staff of the STANDARD
of having written RecieD editorials
for the space of two weeks. What's
the use of throwing an embarrassing
old charge like that in a mans face.
But the Rerien adds that, since the
fortnight's engagement closed, sit has
been straightforwardly republican in
policy and utterance.' Yes, it has not
been anything of the sort. So, there.
1t was alleged to be republican during
the two weeks in question. Then, i'm
the time it takes to travel to Butte and
back, il boxed the political compass
and came out strong for the demo
cratic ticket. by the time the cam
paign vas well advanced the Rerietc
sort of lost track of itself, but it APP
peared to come I'm with the winners. at
least il declared that il did, and the
readers took the statement for granted.
In the following spring the Reeier sup
ported the rival city tickets, both of
them, and did it handsomely. The
STANDARD has learned by mighty hard
knocks what it means TO arouse the ire
of the Rerie,r, but we have made up
our mind TO hold proud Protean
contemporary to the truth il it kills us.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20

A Garrett, Ind, young man thought he
had discovered q process Of making the
course OF true love run like grease. After
the most approved n prescribed by
the modern novel, he eloped with a girl,
married her, and then returned TO the
brides home for the p~aternal blessing
and some Of her good clothes. But instead
of blessing them the obdurate father
locked the girl up, while the mother had
the young man arrested for swearing
falsely about the girls age. Love on
tinues to make more trouble than the
world can shake n stick at.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
A new summer resort on the coast o

A new summer resort on the coast o
Oregon is seeing the eastern summer
resorts and going them one better. II
does not advertise a sea-serpent, but IL
announces that a school Of whales have
made their headquarters In the i'm
mediate vicinity and may be seen
sporting and gamboling and spouting
large portions of the Pacific ocean
every evening. There are said to be
about one hundred whales in the school,
every one of them no doubt a whopper,
like the story itself.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
An Urgent Case.

T~ramp-Please, mum, cant you help a poor
man Wild large family, mum? Me wife an
children are staryin' mum.
Benevolent Lady-Good gracious! III 20 and
see them at once.
Tramp-lf yid please give me 10 cents, mum,
I'd
Benevolent I.ady-Take me to them quickly.
There is not a minute To lose. N.Y., My, Where
are they?
Tramp-Plclse. mum, it's too far tn walk.
T~hey're-thcy're in the old country, num-
Ncr York Weekly
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
A Mans simple Rights.

Miss Parkwood-Do you know, sir, ! could sue
you for breach Of promise?
Findley Place-Oh, ! guess not.
"Why, sir, did you not ask me to marry y0u?'
ayes"
sand ! consented"
ayes"
swell, sir?"
swell, I didn't promise, did 1? You were the
one that did that. I presume ! have the right to
ask you a civil question, have l not, without run
ming the risk Of being dragged into court
Toledo Blade.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20

The original package is now attracting
the earnest attention of congress. As an
abstract question IL excitcs much diver
sity of opinion. but as n concrete entity il
will excite the opposition Of only a very
small minority of either house.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
A Clever Poem,

Weeks-What a very clever poem young
keightly has written In Miss Gladys album.
Wentman who has a poor opinion Of Height
ley's muse)-Very. He copied ii out Of Tennyson
without getting "A single word wrong. DRY Goods
Chronicle.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20

The record has been broken for good
and all. II has been discovered that one
whole town in South Carolina has been
skipped by the census enumerators.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
MIDSUMMER MIRTH.
He Had GOOd Proof.

"Are you good at teaching the elementary
principles Of music?" my connections proveit
ma'am. | have to say ! have had one pupil under
my charge eight years without a break, and have
him et."-Phiiddeiphid Times.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
Her Idea Of Immortality.

Little Gir-Your papa has only got one leg
hasn't he?
Veterans Little Girl-yes.
Little Girl-Where is the other one?
Veterans Little Girl-Hush, dear, its il
heaycn.-Bpsf1 Courier.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20

Mr.. Societe-Allow me, Miss Knownaught to
present Mr.. Bigelow.
Miss X. who assumes 10 be literary)-l am
very glad TO know You, Mr.. Bigelow. May ] ask
N You are any relative of the author Of the Bige-
low papers?-Hdfper's Bdzdr.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
when lie swore on Forever.

From Judge.
Miss Pindergast-Young man. be you
married?
Clerk-N-no ma'am.
Miss Piuderpast-Tm sorry. I'm goin'
ter be. an | thought you might tell me
what brides is wearin' for n trip across
tn weehauken terry an back.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20

Get onto the term Seismic disturb
ances" IL you wish to keep abreast of the
times. An Earthquake" is the height
of yulgarity.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20

II is 10 be hoped that the promoters of
hat grand overland, oversee, through
railroad line from New York TO 81. Peters
burg, via Alaska, will not skip Helena on
any account.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-20
VOICES OF THE SEASON.

unINEC ne TILE rag
WINES VT .rS SISSN'
., m, .,..uu.
-.
Though 1 never did before.
n suraIy 10 M aroma
ia hone the sermonTs long,
For here amid the thronr
is The maid one must adore,
bope The sermons i,Ing
-Lnhcdsf,r No~ Era.
-
hhey SAL.
They sat upon the portico-
Tie hour was late indeed,
Fair Nellie yawned necessarily,
But Harry took no heed.
why are YOU IKE thai blasted tree
.,tt.." S"s, s ~. ~. ,,, tssiinne,u,
s.tan,u,,. ,n, IL nv, ,.a,n ""p"s
"' Nv
INC J"B'
-
making Haste SLOWLY.
The wise mar ALWAYS h~esitates.
To Judge another's sin;
IT'S good and common sense that waits
TIL all fha fa.fs me-. I'm
The Arizona champion., 1890-12-20

them now in pamphlet form after ad vertising for bids as required by law would not only be confusing but would consume the time from now until the session of the I6th Legislature. He had therefore thought best to notify the public through the papers of the existence of the laws and have them printed in the same volume with the laws of the I6th session providing they are not repealed;
 Council Bill No. 46.-PToviding for attachments on real estate and person al property.
 Council Bill No. S7.-To amend Par. 757, Sec. IO9. Code of Civil Procedure. Chap. 3. Title l5 R, s. of Arizona.
 House Bill No. 40.-To amend Chap. 1 and 3. Title 39, R. S. of Ar izona in relation to Jurors and Julies.
 House Bill No 46-An Act amend ing Par. 2710 concerning sales of realty by Boards of Supervisors,
 House Bill No. 5l-An Act to es- ta5lish g compulsory School Law in and for the Territory of Arizona.
 Substitute for House Bill No. 52- An Act to amend Par. 396, Sec. r, Chap, 2, Title I3, Revised Statutes, relating to County Government.
 House Bill No, 53-An Act to pro vice for the further erection and main tainance of the University of Arizona
 House Bill No. 60-An Act con corning the District and Supreme Courts and to amend Sec. 10, Par. 609 Chap. 3, Title I4, "of District Courts R. s. of Arizona.
 House Bill No. S9-To amend Par. 3254, being Section I, Title LXV, of the Revised Statutes of Arizona, 1887,
 House Bill No, 99-Au Act pro hi6i5ing the carrying on of certain busi ness within the limits of Incorporated Cities on Sunday,
 House Bill No. I23-Requiring Courts to appoint Special Guardians in all matters pending before them in- volving the rights of Minors wherein the Minors have not appeared by gen. eral guardian.
The Arizona champion., 1890-12-20
Williams WhoOps.

The Campaign is over and the buns are unhappy,
 The Campaign is over and the wives of the Candidates are happy.
 Dr. Livingston formerly of King man will locate in Williams in a few days.
 FoR SALE-An old Ram inquire of Fritz Biitzonheimer at the Harvey House.
 Jones of San Francisco shipped seven carloads of beef cattle to the coast this week.
 Twenty-two additional lots were staked out and purchased within the past three weeks.
 Cap. Smith formerly of Gallup las located in Williams and will become one of our citizens.
 Mike Hickey was pesticating around town the early pat of this week lool, ilg as if he smeit something bad.
 Judge Sanford was reelected Ju5 tice of the Peace with little opposition a well deserved compliment to l,t til ful public servant.
 One new Saloon and two new Res taurants opened up this week, thi; makes four Saloons and four Gestaur ants in the town with the back com ties to hear from. Twenty-tnree Years In the Drug Business
 S have been drugiist twenty-tlnet years, and have sold all the patent medicines which are known in thi; country, and can truthfully say that ] have never known remedy for Blood Disease of more value chan $ s S | (Swift's Specific. NIr A a customer was trouble with an eivption of tl,s skin on tho back of his hands, and had in vain sought relief of the best local medical talent, also of some of the most noted specialists in New Yo,k and at last resort spent some months in Paris, France, under treatment of the physicians there, and had secured only temporary relief. After all this treat. ment he was finally cured, sound and well by Swift's Specific.
 Ansther customer Mr B had suG'are. for many years with blood poison, and though he had been cured by mercuiial treatment, but the disease returned &C companied by Rheumatism of bad type. A dozen small bottles of s. S. S made a perfect and lasting cure.
 Treatise on BIooG ant Skin Di,eAse mailed free.
 SWIFT SPECIFIC CO,
 AtIantA, G.
The Arizona champion., 1890-12-20
4 Safe Investment.

Is ono which is guaranteed to bring you satisfactory results, or in case oi failure a return of purchase price. On this safe plan you can buy from our advertised Druggist bottle of Dr Kings New Discovery for Con- sumption. It is guaranteed to bsin9 relief in every case, when used for any affection of Throat, Lungs, or Chest, such as Consumption, Infauation of Lungs, Bronchitis, Asthma, Whooping Cough, c cup etc, etc. It is pleasant and agreeable to taste, perfectly Safe, and can always be depended upon.
 Ti.l bottles free at D. J Bran mems Drugstore
The Arizona champion., 1890-12-20

Tbe United States has today a smaller dent than any county except Germany. The regular interest bear ing debt now amounts to only about S629,OO0,O00. Of this sum s6I, ,O00,- 900 it in 4 per cent bonds, which mature on September I, 1891, and S5j8,OOO,O0O is in per cents, which become payable at tie option of the government on July l, 1907.
The Arizona champion., 1890-12-20

There seems to 5a a manifest desire among the majority of the members elected to the coming legislature to re- duce the expense of maintaining terri torial, county and mudicipal govern ment in the territory. It is to be hoped the legislature will begin its work of reform in its own body by em- ploying TO unnecessary clerks and y paying reasonable per diem and no more to those it does employ.--Star.
The Arizona champion., 1890-12-20
Remarkable Rescue.

Mrs. Michael Curtain, Plainield, IT., makes the statement that she caught cold, which settled on her lungs; she was treated for a month by her family physician, but grew worse, He told her she was a hopeless victim of consumption and that no medicine could cure her. Her druggists sug- gested Dr. Kings New Discovery for Consumption; she bought bottle and to her delight found herself benefited from first dose. She ortinued it's use and after taking ten bottles, found herself sound and well, now does her own housework and is as well as she ever was. Free trial bottles of this Great Discovery at D. J. Brannen's Drug Store, large bottles 5Oo and S1.OO.
The Arizona champion., 1890-12-20

There Is more Catar'h in this sec ton of the country than all other ais eases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to De incura- ole. For great many years doctors pronounced it local disease, and pre- scribeG local remedies. and by con st;-ntIy failing to cure with local troct- ment, pronounced 1t incurabIe. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure OH the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to teaspoonful It acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address,
 F. J. CHENEY & CO Toledo, o,
 8 Sold by druggists, 75c.
The Arizona champion., 1890-12-20

An exchange says that the falling off in the value of shares in the Louis jana lottery company has been followed by corresponding increase in the value of shares in the Mexican lotteries car ried on in the Republic of Mexico and patronized by people in the United States. Of all the barefaced swindles of the age, those Mexican lotteries are the worst. A man who sends money to one of them rarely ever hears of it again, and should he 3e sent tickets they are wol thless, as so far as heard from no d awing ever takes place.
The Arizona champion., 1890-12-20
GENERAL NEWS ITEMS,

Allen G. Thurman says that he will never again be a candidate for office.
 A Japanese, named Jugiro, will be executed by electricity in New York.
 The Tombstone Prospector says that Hon. Marcus A. Smith and his wife are very i'll.
 OIine Hollander was burned to death at Phoenix on Thanksgiving. She used coal oil to start fire,
 Robert W. Buchanan, an author has secured a judgment against Mrs. Langtry for 915O in a London court
 The U. s. Mail cart and horse were washed away last week between Pay son and Rye in this county. Every thing was lost, except the diver.
 Col. Markham, the recently elected Governor of California, is spoken of fol second place on the Republican Ma tional ticket in 1892.
 A Democratic editor wrote 1t differ ently, but the compositor set it up al follows; "Great rejoicing among the iank and vile of the Democratic party. Yuma Times.
 Most people seem to think rumol is like a subscription list. Every time it come to them they add some thing to it and pass it along to th' next.-Yuma Times.
 Texas COWS have lately sold in large numbers in Chicago at Toe to $l.5( cwt., the lowest on record. The dar kest hour is just before day, and thl: looks black.
 Will c. Barnes, Of Holbrook writes to the New Mexico Stock Grower. thai there are between 1000 anG 3,00( 3-year-old steers in Apache county ready for market.
 The figures on the vote for delegate to congress from New Mexico are a: follows; Antonio Joseph, r, ,206: M s Otero, l5, l42; majority for Joseph ?, .064. Total vote cast, 32,364.
 Davis who killed the Chinaman 9 : Harshaw and who was convicted II Tucson last week has been sentenced to 20 years in the Yuma peniten tiary,-Tombstone Prospector.
 Dhas Baker, whose experience in thC cattle business extends over thirCy years, says he would like to underta kt the job of driving cattle across to Cal ifornia for half railroad rat2s.-Yum. Times.
 Deputy U. $. M1 ah-l c. B.owl states that it is uow tue intention O the U. s. District Attorney II. R Jeaords to hold a term of the U. $ Court at Prescott commencing in Jan uhly or as soon as convenient afte the adjournment of the Supreme Cour at Phenix, which convenes at tha place on January I2, I69l.-Courier