Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-11
SOME singers mako US G sick.

And throw away the dollars others sweat for in
the mines;
Secure power and distinction. aye, even pur-
chase love
Tho not the sort that angels send to earth from
heaven above.
But when you die
You'll surely lie
In the cold, cold grave or the deep blue sea.
And no more tears will fall for you than me.
IT is easier to turn the hypocrites out Of poll
tics than to run them out of the churches.
WOMEN like long dresses, but don't like to
wear them long.
IT is probably called Indian summer because
we have to wear blankets at night.
A HOPEFUL sign-A healthy growing boy.
AN English wife testified in court that her
husband had beat her 1000 times since she took
him for better or for worse. In this case love
was rhinoceros-hided.
No man can patent his character. and il it is
worth copying you have perfect right to adopt
it.
THE peacock spreads its fine feathers to keep
barnyard associates from looking at its un-
calmly feet. Some women have evidently
studied the habits of this fowl
JUDGING from the university of roosters
the other fellows have lots of crow to eat.
THE Thurman birthday party will be grand
and jolly affair this year. won't It?
CLEVELAND has not yet written letter to
tell US how and why he voted.
Iowa, and Mr.. Gill headed it in Pennsylvania.
Both are in the mock turtle. In other words:
Jagg and Gill both got their fill
Of the ticket built on water;
Jagg lost the day in Iowa.
Gill fell in our slaughter.
THE political prophets are now arranging
Governor Pattison's Cabinet and selecting a
Speaker for the next House. It's cold day
when they are out of a job.
THE House restaurant will be run on busi-
ness principles during the Lid. Congress.
The lid will be removed from the teapot,
and a man will be able to measure the bour-
bon by finger breadths placed on the outside
of opaque receptacles.
TODAY is the first anniversary of the dis
covery of the polls by Independent voters
ANOTHER light opera star has fallen under
the shadow of the champagne bottle. They
sparkle Just about as long as the stuff which
enslayes them.
FOR the first time in the history OF the world
| a Cannon has been successfully fred with slips
OF paper.
| Tup South Seams to be as solid as befoh de
| wah.
THE turkey now roosts high in shed,
| And hasn't word to say;
| He's heard the warrant has been read,
| And he'll die Thanksgiving Day.
If Barttelots dust had not been disturbed
| his family might have been comforted through
| a monument to his memory. Now they will be
disappointed.
ANARCHY may be permitted to mourn but
will never be allowed to rejoice.
THE baker is breadwinner.
It's pity that so many African explorers re.
their chickering's.
IT is rumored that Mary Anderson is rehears.
| ing for a new part-probably that of the nurse
In Romeo and Juliet
THE Parnellites always capture the floating
vote in Cork, and it isn't light vote, either.
THE season for shooting quail and Congress.
men opened about the same time this year.
ApEAR hunt-Chasing q lost sweetheart
MELTING glances should not be cast on
sweet women.
THE conductor watches the orchestra in orde,
| to keep time.
IT is easier to cut dash in the world than to
carve out career.
THE incompetent typesetter is the galley
slave of the present generation.
HIGH teas cannot be used as an argumen,
against the new tariff bill.
ALLEGHENY county may have a hanging
after all, providing the Pardon Board keep:
hands off.
A GREAT many candidates in cut-and-driec
districts do not consider a nomination equiya
lent to an election.
THE gobblers will soon be gobbled.
WILLIE WINKLK.