The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-07
Carl punder Again Fooled.

We'll well. wellr' exclaimed Sergt- Bendall
yesterday, as a corpulent form darkeped the
doorway Of the Woodbridge street station, and
he looked Up 70 see Carl Dunder walk in. says
the Detroit Free Press
1t vhas me, sergeant"
Yes. I see. Where on earth have you been
for the last three monthss'
Sergeant, you know me for long time:'
Yes"
Il vhas some hayseeds."
Il vhas 50 shildHke dot eafery body shwin-
dies me"
Mornings una nobody vhas twice alike in dis
country s.
You advise me 10 soak my head, sandpaper
my neck, shuInp IN der rifer or hang myself"
Yes did. "
''vheI. like TO obIige you, because yo1 vhas
my frendt, but gees TO Puffalo instead My
bruder vhas in Puffalo, All! sergeant, dot
Pudalo vbas a great place-a great place
Sooch sharp peoples you nefer saw. / goes by
my eruder und take some lessons. Dat vhas
der place TO get some eye-teeih cut out. Ser
I'm looking You look like different man
from what you did. You've got foxy look
about the eyes, and nobody would take you for
Sergeant. vhas more ash one fox-I vhas
four foxes. If anybody can beat me- now like
70 see him try It on. doan' take ten tousand
dollar for WI at ! learned in Puffalo.'
We'll, m glad of it. What ails your hnger:"
she vhas broke a, ha. ha.''
"A joke them
Der biggest kind of shoke While vhas
IN Cleveland der odder day stranger comes
oop TO me und says Will l buy some photo
graphs of Garfeld's tomb hit him so queek
ash lightning, und dot finger vhas broken"
What did you hit him for;"
Because he taxes me for some hayseed
Nobody has a tomb until he vhas dead.
But Garfield is dead
Not moCch. Doan' l see aboudt him in der
al dar ina Doa N n dor Hac l,al
vetOe dot silver billy
That's Harrison! You have got the two
mixed up'r
You doan' say me. Was dot possible! Was
Ben Garfield
of course"
Great scots, Und dot fellow vhas all right,
and almost killed him. If Garfield vhas dead
l doan' remember it. Well. Well l make
oop for it, however"
''How?"
''On der train I meet man who vhas hard
oop. He takes me for sucker. He beliefs be
can swhnde me like seexty. He has watch
und wants to sell him und get money to go by
his mudder's dying bedstead. He ask me feefty
dollars"
And you paid it:''
Not mooch! Dot isn't der Puffalo vhay.
1 offer him twenty, und he sheds some tears
und says he shall hat to do it."
Got it with you?"
Yes. Here she vhaS."
Got tired, see, and stopped. Wheels loose,
zoo. silver plate on d nickel case. Worth 50 a
bushel when the market isn't glutled. Mr..
Dunder. it was a swindle"
'Noa."
He took you in and made fool Of you.
What's In that PACKAGE"
Some agency for Michigan. l buy him in
Buffalo"
Fly screen, eh? Where does the agency
come in? Isn't it like any other fly SCREEN"
''She was reversible, you see. buy der whole
state agency or S25.
Reversible? Hows'
IVY, If you hat dis side oudt der flies cau't
come in Is you have dis side oudt der bugs
und mosquitoes can't come.in."
And he made you believe that
Belief that! Can't see NIT my two eyes?''
Yes, but look at that screen in the window
Doesn't one side keep everything out. You
have been victimized all around
. Sergeant said Mr.. Dunder, as he rose up,
was / asvIctm?"
Yes
"Doan' know more ash hay-stack?"
Not much.
Was I shust as green ash before goes to
Puffalo?'
"Greener."
Dot vhas all Good-by. When my body vhas
pulled out of dot rifer shust speak nit dem re
porters und say dot l couldn't help it. l vhas a
good man, but so shlld-like dot dis cold und
weeked world vhaS no place for me-