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Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19

Cardinal Gibbons recently said:
"When we find the most upright
citizens taking no interest in poli-
tics, showing no zeal for the good
government Of the country, we
may expect political siagnation
and corruption. But when the
hest citizens manifest interest in
public affairs we have good gov
ernment and honest administra-
ton Of public trusts. It is the du-
~ Of every man TO take an active
personal interest in the welfare Of
his country and 10 see that the
best citizens are elected 10 public
places"
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
THE BEAUTIFUL

A4t tAlOAA AAANE ~
MERIDIAN,
MOBILE, BIRMINGHAM,
SELMA, CHATTANOOGA,
MONTGOMERY, CINCINNATI,
COLUMBUS, with through Pullman
Sleeping Cars.
ATLANTA. MACON. SAVANNAH. AUGUSTA,
COLUMBIA. CHARLESTON.
Direct Connection at CHATTANOOGA
for KNOXVILLE. AsuFvILLK, Lynch
burg, Charlotte, Wilmington, Raleigh,
Norfolk, Richmond, and the Summer
Resorts Of
VIRGINIA.
The Adirondack and White Noun
tains, NEW ENGLAND CITIES. and
all points NORTH and EAST.
~AIl Through Trains pass around
the base Of Lookout Mountain, along
the Shore Of the Emory River. over
the Famous High Bridge and through
the Blue Grass Region Of Kentucky 20
Central Union Depot. where cOnnec-
tiOn is made for the North and East
without transfer, through the city.
ONLY ONK CHANGE or CARs TO LoUIs-
VILE.
Close Connections at Viksburg.
Jackson and MEnIDIAS for Memphis,
Mobile and NEW ORLEANS.
Dircct Connections At Shreveport
without transfer for Housfon. Calves
ton, Dallas, Fort Worth. Little Rock
and Psinfs in
IExAs. Arkansas. IxD1Ex TERRrroRr.
CufonAnn NK~<az
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
Oh. What a Cnunh.

WIN YOU heed the warning. The sig
nal perhaps OF the sure approach Of that
more terrible disease, Consumption Ask
yourselves II Won can nflarl iur the
sake OF saving 80 ents, to nun the risk
and do noIhing iol Il. We know from
experience that Shiloh's Cure will Cure
your Cough. II never fails. This ex.
plains why more than Million bottles
were sold The past year. IL relieves Group
and Wkooping Cough at once. Mothers
do not he without IT, For Lame Back,
Side or hest, use Shiloh's Porous PIAs
ter. Sold bv Il. S. WIilcLESS. Agent.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19

Something very remarkable
happened near Sidney, Ohio, to a
COW. There were two large trees
close together on the edge Of a cio-
yer field A fence Touched either
tree. but the gap had nc fence.
The COW squcezed into the eap.and
without passing through began 70
broWxe. She soon began to swell
with gas generated hy The green
clover. and TO get her ont one Of
The frees had TO bs cut down.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
Summer Hotel "Reminiscences.

Waiter Girl-Ummummummum
mummummumeru
Experienced Guest - Ummum.
mummummerum.
Waiter Girl-What did you say,
sir?
Experienced Guest - Same as
you did. Bring 'em along.-Cin-
cinnati Commercial Gazette.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
honrh lhe estimatad cost Of

Though the estimatad cost OF
the new building of tho Congress
sional Library will be about $6,-
100000, its capacity will be 4,0OO,-
600 volumes, and viii be the hest
library building in the world. AT
present the Library of Congress
has 633,0O0 volumes, and is sixth
in size among the libraries Of the
world. The National Library of
France has 2,250,000 volumes; the
British Museum, 1,500,00f, and
the ImperialIlibraries Of Germany,
Russia, and Austria have about
100000 each.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
Electric RItters.

This remedy is Incoming so well known
ard 50 popular as 20 need no speclnl mem
lion. All who have used Electric Blttrrs
sing the same song Oi praise.--A purer
medicine does not exist and II Is gnaran.
ieed 10 do all lhat is claimed. Electric
BIlteis will cure AL dIseases Of the Liver
aud Kidneys. will remove Pimplcs.
Bolls, Salt Rheum and other affections
caused by impure blood.--Will drive Ma
larla from the system and prevent as
well A. cure All Malarial levcrs.--For cure
ef Headache, Constipation and lndiges-
tl0n try Electric Bitlers-Entlre sallsiac-
lion guaranteed or money refunded
NON A. "a
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19

81 am SO troubled about my
husband said Mrs. Badman,
sympathy from the pastors wife.
"1e goes from bad to worse; he
is an infidel and an atheist, and
now he says he is an agnostic, and
doesn't know anything, and
doesn't think anything" my
dear sister," replied the pastors
wife, "you don't know what troub-
le is. My husband thinks he
knows how to cook. Bob Bur-
dette in New York Journal.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
Drawing the Line.

Summer Girl-"George, you
must not kiss me any more"
Summer Youth--"What? My
dar-
Summer Girl-Don't put your
arm around me. 1t isn't right
now"
Summer Youth &c "Wha--what
has happened?"
Summer Girl-"The gentleman
I'm engaged to will be here in an
hour. .n-New York Weekly.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19

"Are those shoes too far gone to
repair?"
'No, indeed, ] think new
pair of uppers, with soles and
heels, will make 'em all right. The
laees are good"
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19

Small Darkey Ito very dignifi-
ed colored coachman)--Say, Mis-
tab Ebony, wot foh you hole youah
head SO high? Pop says you
hain't being paid but foah dollas
a week an boa'd.
Dignified Coachman-Go way,
you no count niggah. The gem'en
wot pays me dat foah dollas am
rich enough to buy out dis hull
town.--New York Weekly.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
Gold Dust Billy!

This inc combination Stallion. the
property q Dr. e.. X. Hculersnn. j.
standing TIE FaIi Season af the Livery
stable Of Lear & Pepper Iu Yazoo CITY.
lie D. one 81 the finest horses ia the
county. Books now cIseu for enfries-
q LEAR a PEPPER.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19

If Cyrus w. Field should lose
his millions yet watch his hem
roosts, he would still be able to
save himself from public charity,
seeing that the fowls on his Hud-
son River farm lay 5000 dozen
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
Land for Sale!

DIR. Yandell's real estate in Yazoo
County is for sale, including 200 acres Of
land, with l30 acres cleared, miles
southeast of Benton; the Willowdale
plantation, seven miles below Yazoo
City on the river, AGA acres, with 175
acres cleared, fine large dwelling and
good Clubhouse and ginning outfit, good
quarters, &c. For terms apply to
Oct. Is soft K. DRENNING.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
MILK / MILEl MILEl

Parties wanting Nice, Pure, Unadul~
terated MILK, can be supplied Regtl-
larly on demand. Apply e me in per-
son or by letter, or leave orders al ?.
Barksdale's store.
may23-Gm +. BARKSDALE. JR.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
For Sale for Cash.

30 acrcs of arstclass Oil land near
Prenfiss Suarzr. known a. ti.e Dixon
rlaee. miles zanfh-er.f rT Benton
ab1ut $50 acres IL cultivation. 4 heasr.
on rlnre.
Adirr-s JR. ELLIOTT.
RrIlnloul riIIe. Niz<.
Or W. D. sTrBBLEFlEIu.
ser-if fa1co Citr. Mis-.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
s Consumption Incurable :

Bead the iollsp inx Mr u Morris.
Newark. Ark.. sayss ~Was down with
Absccss Oi Luugs. and irirnds and ply
ficians pronounced me an IHcuralhc Con-
fumpiiye. Began taking Dr. king's New
DisopVEf fnr Conslimniipn an nnw on
nv third bottle. and nbic to ortgsee he
work on my farm. Il Is The fnest mr-li-
cine ever maIle.n
Jesse Aiddlewari, Dccaiur. Ohin. says.
-liad u rot been iof d.. klr~'s New iiis-
corery ilr Corsumrtion I uuuid harr
dici ci LuuE Iroublrs. aas eirrn nn
b. doctors. An nov On best oi lIraiih.
rrrn =. Ssmpic bottles ineC n SfBSON
a lO1S Druz Store.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19
THE GEORGIA PACIFIC
RAILWAY DIVISION OF THE
RICHMONDAND DANVILLE R. R.
The Consolidated Lines Making the
Celebrated
PIEDMONT AIR LlNE
10 All Points im the Mississippi


rs Low Rates as any other All Rail
line to the South, and in making this
fact known we expect our friends to
rally around the announcement that
there is
Richmond in theFieId
handling all shipments promptly from
Virginia, the Carolinas, Georgia and
Alabama, to any point in the Yazoo
and Mississippi Delta, saving from four
to ten days time.
Through Mail and Express daily to
the East, leaving Greenville, Miss, ut
6 80 a. m, passing Greenwood at 0:20
a. M, and Winona at 10 :43 a. M, ma
king close connections at Birmingham
and Atlanta for Washington, New
York and all Eastern Cities. Through
Pullman cars taken on at Birmingham.
Improved Double Daily Train Ser
vice between Winona and Greenville,
leaving Winona at 10 a. M, passing
Greenwood at z 80 am, arriving at
Greenville at 10 80 a. M; Returning,
leaves Greenville at 3 100 p. M, passing
at 6 100 ID. m, arriving at
Winona at Z :35 D. M, in ample time to
make connection with trains on /. e.
II. II. for Jackson, New Orleans, Mem
phis and st. Louis,
SOL. HAAS, Traffic Manager,
Richmond, Va.
S. II. HARDwICK, G. p. A.,
Birmingham, Ala.
GEO. 5. BARNUM, G. +. A.,
Birmingham, Ala.
E. }. MARTIN, Gen. Ag't,
Greenville. Miss.
Yazoo City herald., 1890-09-19

This is not the first time the
Hon James Gillespie Blaine has
been given space in Democratic
Observation-Disclosures Post.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
Indifference to Wounds.

p e 4
It has occurred to no obituary writer
to notice Lord Napier Of Magdala's utter
indifference to wounds and the wonder
full celerity of his recovery from them.
Two Of his wounds he had not cared to
notice at all in his record Of services fur
nished to Hart's Army List. He was se-
yerely wounded at Ferozeshah in Decem-
Der, 1S45, but had recovered in time to
take part in the battle of Sobraon seven
weeks later. Before Multan, in the mid
die of September, 1848, cannon shot
all but took his leg off, but he was
marching and fighting again by tho sec
ond week in November. On the 18th of
January following he was severely
wounded in the trenches, but he was
able to march several hundred miles
across country and fight at Gujerat one
month later to day. He was shot in
the leg at the first relief of Lucknow,
but nevertheless rode out next day and
brought in the rear guard, after which,
throughout the blockade, he did contin-
uous and ardnous service. At the second
relief he was severely wounded, but this
| did not hinder him from taking up the
active duty Of chief engineer at the
Alumbagh d few days later. London
World.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01

OF its existence by dull pain or sharp twinges
in the right side. or beneath the dexter shoul-
der-blade, accept the reminder as q warning,
and regulate the organ without loss of time, by
the use of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. The
above symptoms are usually accompanied by
yeIlowness Of the skin, constipation, furred
tongue, disorder of the stomach, sick headache
and morning nausea But reform is promptly
instituted by the Bitters, the best possible sub
stitute for calomel, blue pill, and other super
potent and hurtful drugs enormously designated
as remedies for biIiousness. Appetite and di-
gestion are restored, and the bowels resume
activity, when an impetus is given 20 the
functions of health by this sterling anti bilious
medicine which also has the effect of enrich
ing and purifying the circulation, and fortify-
ing the system against 'malarial infection in air
or water. 1t is also highly beneficial for rheu-
matism, kidney and bladder troubles.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
Immense Spiders.

Far up in the mountains of Ceylon and
India there is spider that spins web
like bright yellowish silk, the central net
OF which is five feet in diameter, while
the supporting lines or guys, as they are
called, measure sometimes ten or twelve
feet; and riding quickly in the early
morning you may dash right into it, the
stout threads twisting around your face
like lace veil, while, as the creature who
has woven it, takes up his position in the
middle, he generally catches you right on
the nose, and, though he seldom bites or
stings, the contact of his large body and
long legs is anything but pleasant. If
you forget yourself and try to catch him,
bite he will, and, though not venomous,
his Jaws are as powerful as a birds beak,
and you are not likely to forget the en-
counter.
The bodies of these spiders are very
handsomely decorated, being bright gold
or scarlet underneath, while the upper
part is covered with the most delicate
slate colored fur. So strong are the
| webs that birds the size of larks are
frequently caught therein, and even the
small but powerful scaly lizard falls a
victim. A writer says that he has often
sat and watched the yellow monster
measuring, when waiting for his prey,
| fully six inches striding across the
middle of the net, and noted the rapid
manner in which he winds his stout
threads around his unfortunate captive.
He usually throws the coils about the
head until the wretched victim is first
blinded and then choked. In many un-
frequented dark hooks of the jungle you
come across most perfect skeletons Of
small birds caught in these terrible
snares, the strong folds of which pre-
vent the delicate bones from falling tc
the ground after the wind and weather
! have dispersed the flesh and feathers.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
Chip.

Johnnie" said a prominent mine
operator to his youngest the other day,
"I1l give you dollar if you'll dig up
the front yard all ready for your sisters
new garden"
@All right said Johnnie, thought
fully; but I shall have to ask for % per
cent. of the contract price in advance.
Not as an evidence of good faith, but for
working capital"
"Work-What do you mean?"
well, you see, I guess I'll just bury
the quarter somewhere, and tell all the
boys in the neighborhood that pirate
hid some treasure round there. When
they strike that quarter they'll make
the dirt fly, / can tell you. In that
way i can clean up about 70 per cent.
In fact, +"
"Well, what?'
@In fact, don't know but what can
also arrange so as to find that quarter
myself I'll work it Just like that salted
mine you were telling mamma about
unloading on the street last night.
And the father wept tears of Joy as ht
thought what cold day it would bs
for Jay and Rufus when his boy grew
up. p Derrick Dodd, i41 Pack.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
es5s Indian Humor.

The Indian has q keen appreciation
Of humor, and is like q child IN his
mirthfulness. No orator can see the
weak points in his adyersary's armor or
silence foolish speaker more quickly.
Old Shah-bah-shong, the heal Chief
Of Mile Lac, brought all his warriors
10 defend Fort Ripley in 1862 The
Secretary Of the Interior and the Gov
ernor and Legislature Of Minnesota
promised these Indians that for this act
Of bravery they should have the special
care OF the government and never be
removed. A few years later q special
agent was sent from Washington to ask
the Ojibways to cede their lands and
remove to a country north of Leech
Lake. The agent asked my help. l
replied: Il know that country. l
have camped on it. 1t is the most
worthless strip of land in Minnesota
The Indians are not fools. Don't st
tempt this folly. You will surely come
to grieff." He called the Indians in
council and said: %My red brothers,
your great father has heard how you
have been wronged. He said, L will
send them an honest man. He looked
in the North, the South, the East and
the West. When he saw me he said
This is the honest man whom l will
send to my red children Brothers
look at me! The winds of fifty-fivt
years have blown over my head ano
silvered it with gray, and in all thai
time have never done wrong to any
man. As your friend, I ask you to sigr
this treaty"
Old Shah-bah-skong sprang to hi
feet and said; @My friend, look at me
The winds of. more than fifty winter
have blown over my head and silvere'
it with gray; but they have not blow
my brains away
The council was ended. = Mort
american Reuieto.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01

perfectly safe remedial agent and can
produce only good results. 1t Is carefully
compounded, hy an experienced and shiilful
physician and adapted to woman's dehcats
organization. 1t is purely vegetable IN its
composition and perfectly harmless In any
condition of the system. 1t imparts strength
to the whole system. For overworked,
"worn-out, y " rundown debilitated teach
ers, milliners, dressmakers, seamstresses,
"shopgirls, y housekeepers, nursing mothers,
and feeble women generally, DR.. Pierces
Favorite Prescription is the greatest earthly
boon, being unequaled as an appetizing cor
dial and restorative tonic. It Is the only
medicine for women, sold by druggist,
under a positive guarantee from the
manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction
in every case, or money will be refunded:
This guarantee has been faithfully carried
out for many years.
A Book Of 100 pages, on woman and
Her Diseases and their Self cure, sent,
postpaid, to any address, securely sealed In
a plain envelope, on receipt Of ten cents,
| in stamps. Address, WORLDS DIsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, 66S Main Strest,
J Buffalo, N. Y.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
The Chinese NAVY.

The Chinese Government has ordered
one powerful armorclad, two swift cruis-
ers and two torpedo gunboats from En-
glish builders, and the two latter have
already been launched. They measure
$40 feet in length by "a feet 6 inches
beam, the maximum draught of water
being 8 feet to 10 feet. The vessels are
divided into thirty eight water-tight
compartments, a center line bulkhead
dividing the two engine srooms and the
two sets of boilers. The machinery
space is protected by steel bulkheads
extending from the bilge to the CUR
vale and forming the coal bunkers.
The vessels will be fitted with twopairs
of triple expansion engines, designedt to
develop 4,500 horse power under forced
draught, and to drive the gun boats at a
speed of twenty-on knots. The arma-
ment will lconsist ofIseven Hotcnkiss and
two Gatling guns, besides i've torpedo
guns. ErchGage.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
Hihharil,s Rhenmatic SIrup.

There is certainly something remarkable
In this preparation. as It Is meeting with Q
success never attained by any other medi-
cine. It never tails II used as directed.
sufferer from the effects OF q diseased
stomach. and for three years past have been
unable to do business. Two years ago MY
case was pronounced incurable.
visited different water cures and climates.
all to no purpose. Last June began tax
ing Hibbard's Rheumatic Syrup prepared
by Rheumatic Syrup Co.. Jackson. Mich.l
and at once began to feel better. have
used thirteen bottles and am Q well man.
EDWARD BAKER.
Master Mechanic and Blacksmith, 202
jackson street. jackson. Mich.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
Indging hY Annearances.

Prosecuting Attorney Gentleman of
the jury, look at the prisoner. See his
ments, his cringing look, his hang-dog
expression. Do you not see before you
a man SO full Of guilt that he has for
years been in hourly fear that the dread
blow would Gomez
Prisoner-Pl sir, got that way
living in fiat and trying not to offend
the janitor.
The Jury without leaving the box) =
Not guilty.-Neao York Weekly.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
Another Titled Son.in.LaM.

Blackberry = Whafoh you let 20
daughtah marry DAT ornery, wall-eyed,
knock-kneed nigger, Mis- Lillvwhite?
Mrs. Lillywhite = What yo' talkln'
bout? He am African nobleman: he
am. / had to make marriage sef.le-
ment of foahty dollahs on dat coon, an
pay his debts, bout 'leben dollahs noah.
-MunseQ's KeekLN.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
He ma Not Get Enuough.

Giihooly The bigger fool man is
the more luck he has.
Gus De SMITH What causes you to
make that remark
You know Tom Beasly2'
aYes."
well, he has married : widow worth
$50, 900.
sHumphl If be had had luck in pro-
portion to his stupidity he would have
had q million, 1t least. - TeTas StfS-
ings. IN
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
The PrODer Time.

Smith-What is the best season for
question?
Jenes-I never knew that one season
was any better than another.
"Oh! yes. And the best time to pro-
pose is during the open winter.
During an open winter! Why soY'
Because in an open winter you can't
expect the beautifuIs mo. Boston
Courier
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
FrrrrES contestants clad for the fray,

FIFTEEN contestnnts cIhd Ior the IfHy
Armed with good steel and in battle array
Striving for lucre, as brave knights OF old
Strove for their honors and me fRls Of gold.
Driving each shining peIibver tie paper;
Seeking to sound, as The most proper caper,
The praises Of remedies known the world over
From Paris to Calais, from Calais to Dover;
But each knight Yainly strives-language fails
In description
OF the manifold virtues Of -Favorite Prescrip-
ton"
When III or depressed with that drag
ging- down" feeling consequent upon weak
ness, suffering from headache. weak or lame
back, and the many ills, common to the
weaker sex, take DIR. Pierce's Prescription.
which is guaranteed to give satisfaction or
price (s1j returned. See printed guarantee
on bottle wrapper.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01

Ouida learned that novel called Posi-
TIoN" had been published in England sew
eral years ago. and Immediately telegraphed
to London and to the Lovelfs Of New York,
to change the title to "SYRLN,' the name Of
one of the characters. The plates for the
book were made and the alterations neces-
STATED delay in publication and several
hundred dollars expense.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
COlored Society Note.

Sam Johnsing-HAs yer lubly darter
made her deboot?
Mrs. CIov-Not yet, Mr.. Johnsine.
Oats q great pity. Sich o lubly
flower was not born ter blush unseen
and waste her fragrance on de desert
air.
-She can't blush any odder way except
onseen, she am so dark complected; but
her sister Mollie am seberal shades
lighter. Yer can see her blush almost
ebery day. y."-Tezas Siftings.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
A Sensible Mar,

Would use Kemp's Balsam for the Throat
and Lungs. 1t is curing more cases OF
Coughs, Colds. Asthma, Bronchitis, Group.
and all Throat and Lung Troubles, than any
other medicine. The proprietor has author
lied any druggist to give you a Sample
this great remedy. Large Bottles 90 cents
and ST.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
Hibbard,s Rheumatic and Liver pills.

These Pills are scientifically compounded.
uniform in action. No gripping pain 50 COM
monty following the use Of pills. They are
adapted ITO both adults and children with
perfect safety. We guarantee they have
no equal in the cure OF SICK Headache. Con-
stipation. Dyspepsia, Blliousness; and, as
an appetizer. they excel any other prepara-
tion.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01

Sir Novels Free. will be sent by Cragtn
60. Philada., Pa. to any one in the y. :. OF
Canada, postage paid. upon receipt OF 70
Dobbins' Electric Soap wrappers. see nst
Of novels on circulars around each Dar.
Soar for sale by all grocers.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01

FoR strengthening and clearing the voice.
use "BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs. -
have commended them to friends, who were
public speakers. and they have proved ex-
tremely serviceable. .'-Rer. Henry Ward
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01

LEADING musicians are advocating lower
musical pitch. 1t is to be hoped lowness will
strike the scale of admission also.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01
THE JOKER'S BUDGET.
JFsTs AND YARNS By FUNNY
MEN OF THE PRESS.
Took the Hint-An Unfailing Sign
1t supported Him-Applies to
Both-Etc-, Etc.
THE HARMoS1Es.

Inquiring Child-Mamma, why did
they make General Washington's statue
of marble and General Lafayette's statue
of bronze7
Mamma (after some thought)-1 pre-
sumo General Lafayette was brunette
New York Weekly.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-05-01

NEVER Judge by appearances; but, in case
of heavy defalcatlon, it is generally safe
to Judge by disappearances.