New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-03-02

instantly all the other boys nocked up to Mr.. b.
each one shouting at the Top OF his voice.
say mister hit me- will yer, misterg'-(Boston
Transcript
Muzxle stealing has become a regularly estab-
lshed branch Of roguery In Great Britain since the
PRONUNCIATION of the recent ordinance compelling all
dogs to 20 muzzcd The worst OF the matter is that
the dogs being delighted to get rid Of their muzzles,
aid and abct the thieves in the preparation OF the
robbery. Dogowncrs are in despair and plintiyey
nourc I'm dog Latin: Cuis custoder ipsos cusodes p
The only suggestion to be offered in response thereto
is that since the law requires dogs to wear muzzles
all the time, person should be appointed TO attend
each dog and to prevent its nuzzle from being stolen
An Offer DeclIned.-IIe came tiptoeng into the
centraI police station at midnight the other night and
~ the sergeant looked up with an Inquiry In his eye
The man Stretched out his hands and said:
Put 'em on"
"What I"
"The bracelets"
"What fOr?"
because am J. the r. -
81 YAM ann jack The Ripper I have ripped all cara
N '' now desire to surrender and be hung
w." Humph. I'd sooner believe you to be J. the L.
"whaCs that"
"Jm the Loaler.'
And you will not arrest me!'
~TSen return to my ripping, and the consequences
be upon your own head!' I'm - d and with
ont one single wink of his eyes-(Detrot Free rrcs'
various cities are complaining that they are over
rim win New-York fakirs. Maybe they are bu'
New-Yor is overrun with fahirS from various olher
cities. LET them coll back their fakir' ana We VIII
call in ours. That Is fair and square,
IF YOU LISP, READ THIS.
Susanna snools sings sad sweet songs Sc sees SOU
strange sunset shades slft silenty-shc somewhat
soliIoGmzingy She stravs sweet songsers shyly sing
She sees slim spruccs slaltng shades sufiVuhu so"o
sparkling spring.
still southwark silently she strays. She spies shy
= stop. simon :" says Susanna snooks. still sits
sweet sunsets shade. -, .,.
Shy Simon six snug satisfying squeezes slyY stole:
susanna snickcred Simon stayed. Sick, silly, Spoony
soul.
susanna's sire saw some shy, suspicious stranger
saw susan say. stop. Simon sIadc" Saw simple
stern Sire Sire sought some solid scl-sercnely, slyy
susanna saw. She shrily shrieked. @sap, simon!'
Chicago Herald
While we hope that Wellesley College will soon do
eide Oh a good college cry trust that It's fair
students will never have anything to about ndi
yduauy By the way, talking about college cries.
Isn't it a little strange that in these days Of foot
ball. we don't hear nyhing about distinctive college
kicks
A yellow dog was cuned and kicked.
And other dogs him were sickcd.'
And boys would often him assaiI
And fastcn tincans 10 his tail
But when a maiden Young ana iar
Fell in tie river he was there.
And gladly did her life he save
For he recalled the crust shc gave
\ yellow dog
So. II we haven't let's begin
Goodwill Of all we meet 10 win;
And though man look poor and tough.
We'll kick him not for Ike enough
A noble heart may beat within
\ yellow dog. "a
-lChcago Herald.
An English religious paper announces tiat u "lp
| make no charge for publishing death notices OF cody
ncrsons This /, certainly a strong inducement &c
Are there any reporters in the room'" inquired
! the medium
Six only the reply. -, a..
"Sy, Six reporters would delay the coming OF ule
millennium another thousand years, let alone the AZ
nearance Of one or two disembodled spirits. Inc
anSience /, dismissed Money will be returned at the
door st Paul Pioneer Press.
The cost of a cremation in Paris is only go cents
Dut the cost of living continues to be the same. some
thing To think about. Is the tendency OF clvilZi~
ton to make living expensive and death cheap
~Funny thing at one of the hospitals last month
said an undertaken What was IL y On, nocupr
Who loves to see his name in print had long ac-
count OF delicate surgical operation ne had per-
| formed removing tumor. believe Inc "hoIo
| thing was mnutev described, and the doctor was
uraiscd highly. But no mention was made NJ the
frt that my services required, Tor the patlent
died the ncNt dav. Anyone reading the item would
have supposed that the sufferer had been restoroo
10 perfect health. "(Cincinnati Tlmesstar.