The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-25
BRIGHT BITS.

Tue MODERN Critic Have you seen Ibsen's
new playY' ITO tell the truth, have not had
the time, have been 50 busy writing my criti-
eism upon 1t. "-F.iegeHde Biatter.
A CASE OF NEcEssITY.-"Hows your business
looking up?' asked the grocer of the other
grocer, who ad faled.
'Ye =" replied the other grocer, sadly. ITS
so Tar down 1t can't look any other way. ~
oOmerUAte Journal
MISS McFL1MszY (who wants to get pair of
gloves for male frisnd)-HAye you any gentle
me IS glOyesg
New CLERK (ganc ng at her hand)-No. miss:
but / think en- ii ID 4 ladies' size that will At
you.-NeW York Weekly.
LITTLE EDITH.-Mamma, did you say that we
should ali know eacn other ia heaven?
Mamma-YeS, my child.
Little Edith. Caa play that your out
Though, cant you, mamma, when people call
that you don't want to see?-AeW York Weekly.
GREAT STATESMAN ito married daug1tery-My
dear, your i~Odnl VIII never amount to any
thin; if 20 don't spur him on. Why don't you
persuade him to 20 into politics.
Dalghter-But, pa, be mas tried, and he can't
stand it. The whisky makes him sick.-Nglo
YOre Weekly
WILLIE is an obs 4rvant youth. He seemed to
prefer mailer boys tor cOmpa1ions, and when
asked why replied: well. | notice the bigger
boys play with M, but don't play with them.
want so eOo1y / can play vita" There is
certainly very ile distinction here.-HdI peri
YOUNG Peope.
In CHICAGO, OF CoURsE.-V isitor-Ah, you
have family album. see.
Lady-Well. yes, l suppose you mi hit call it
a family album. 1t contains the photographs
of my deceased husbands That large volume
on the 9th r table il my divorces bound in
morocco.-1erGS SJtiH0s.
YABsLEY-Wickw re, we have Just been dis
GUESSING the q es on whether married women
really do 20 through their husbands pockets.
Does yOurSi
W.clwire-Of course can only give you my
own experience, and that is she don't. When
s1e gets TO the bottom of them she stops
Terra Hau Express.
Collier.
Mr.. Collier (who prides himself on his muscle)
Not 50 very, guess; what makes you think
Susie-I was just reading that knowledge is
| power. and l knew but he had fed
| Kearney Enterprise.
THERE are places in the Atlantic ocean" the
lecture imp eSSveiY said, lin which le tale,
mountain ranges could easily BE- hidd-n from
view
But how are you going to move the ranges ~
sol.mniY asked tall, dyspeptic-l boxing man,
rising up IN the back of the hall, an then the
| janitor put out the lights.-Tera5 SiftiHgs.
Eyes, but what am going to get out of it?''
demanded man wno was being worked by
the insurance age {.
"WnaJ are you going to get out of it?''
echoed the age I, with a persuasive smile
You're going to get for your wife a better
husba d than she has at p esent. You won't
| know it, but she will. Come. what do you say:''
| Boston TfaHScr pit
A NEGRO BOY while walking along the street.
| took OFF mis- nat ana strLck at wasp that hal
! alignted on a TALL shrub hanging over fence.
| Tue boy put on his hat, turned TO a man anu
said:
Il thought got dat ar ole wass"
Didn't you ge, him?'
mo, sah, bat l." he s1atched of his hat
clapped his hand on the top his head, squat.
! ted howled and id: Blame T l didn't git
dat ole wass. - kansas T,aveler.