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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-03-30

wsszExsros Crrr, March .-The col
ierEor OF customs a. Portland. Ora. recently
inquired Of the treasury department Il be
would Re insstfed, under the set o. sep
tsnbes Is. isss. in landing three Chinese
holding certificates issued by easioms Of
fsosrs OF the British COLONY. declaring them
10 he Chinese merchants Assistant secre-
,zry TicAensr informed him that tie lav
referred to is tnoperasivs by reason al no
ratification of the treaty upon which Is
should 20 into effect.
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FsrLxTos. 3 ~ Marcia - e kekhzss.
EvlaS esieen Ealles northwest Of ks<e.
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g. fss fsxxEges SzAE enzsssxsa,< . successful AL
say8y&fsse trip 20 stse F&ev take TIA AsrsherE Pc
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-03-30
FLOODS IN CALIFORNIA.

The Levees in Yeio County Threaten 70
Break
SAcRsxEyro. March 2a-The levee about
the town of Washington, Yolo county,
having threatened 10 break ont, the south
ern Parinc Railroad Company SET . large
fierce OF men 10 strengthen the weak spots.
Owe, sixty carloads OF hxoken granite were
rsarea r.r.or the seyee
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pEsoLsrroS N TENNESSEE.


ts.hf..Tls. TSna-. March - Ness al the
terrible ssossn os fhur<stsx sssnt - siew 70
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LcrssyfLLx. March "A great many
estimates OF the damage 70 property bv the
cyclone have beer TOO high. The actual
loss from = financial standpoint xia not be
50 great as vas supposed ~ first
The tobacco warehouses are not hart 10
ths extent stated. Nearly al those de-
nnollshed we're old baIldings and compare
tsvely small Some vii pat th. new ones
in repas- again.
from the storm from TentA street to the
wassr~orks. and hundreds of skiHs are
pising. collecting srliHsssed wood work
All day yesterday the toan-cressed wares
relied eight fee1 Vessels we're IN great
danger, bat sh-ongh the aie-saess OF the
masters none Suffered nanch- several coal
h4rgss were sunk af different posnsz
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AsA . lesUs ssabss - elsGaas -
tssss - basehs aiss Asssy LACE
NETS. III shsAsa
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I .OVELL'S
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UNIVERSITY OF THE CITY OF NEW.YORK.
LAW SCHOOL.

II
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HENRY NJ MacC CRACKEN, ID, LID, ViceChancellor.
DAVID X. JAQUES, LII. D., Dean OF Law Faculty.
thirty session begins Oct l. 1880 and ends
June /, 1891.
lhe course is designed TO give the student:
thorouS preparation for the examinations required for
admission 10 the Bar
competent know ledge OF substantive law and OF plead
Inc, evidence and practice.
a sessions and thorough written
well examinations required Tor degree. An
allowance cf not than year is made for previous
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Provision been made for a limited number OF scholar
Sl0O each TO be awarded at the end OF the Junior
year.
SCHEDULE OF SPECIAL CLASS LECTURES, 1901:
WILLIAM ALLEN BUTLER. LII. D, Admiralty and
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AUSTIN ABBOTT, IL. D.. Preparation for Trial
CHARLES r. MCLEAN, j. I. D., Criminal Law.
CEPHAS BRAINERD, Esq, international Law.
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Alienation.
Hon. MYEK S. lSAACS. Examination OF Titles to Real
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For catalogues. &C.. apply to ,,,-s.,-,r
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JOHN HALL. j. D.. LII D.. Chancellor,
iENRY NJ. MacCRACKEN, DID, LID, Nice-C Chancellor.
DAVID X. JAQUES LII. D., Dean OF Law Faculty.
New-York tribune., 1890-08-09

TTHE BRYANT SCHOOL FOR STAMMERERS.
Rest results. Best references. Successful since 1879.
No. West 14th-st., y. y.
New-York tribune., 1890-08-09
Couuirn Boar0.

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hour; gas. water, bath high location: health view
uneXcellcd cNteu>lN" 3Wa-. walk, shade. tennis; stab.
ling near station Address CS. ~ Bwhy2d Goor or call.
6,EANFOKD y. J.-45 Iuutc, from E,w-Noss: clc.
y CANT residence; fine lawn and shade boating.
ling minutes from station Box -. Crawford y. J.
=. EASIDE BOAED u qulct family hotel, hour from
- So and alJ week, respectable
rartie. only. Address HoN 81 Lawrence Long island.
New-York tribune., 1890-08-09

Brooklyn.
-A.-THE BROOKLYN HEIGHTS SEMINARY.
"A. Boarding and Day School for Girls .0t year opens
Sept 25, Address for circulars 13S-l40 Montague-st
NJISS WHITCOMb'S SCHOOL for young ladies and
wi children SO Resen-st. Brooklyn, reopens september
"a Careful individual Instruction Circulars Oh appca
New-York tribune., 1890-08-09

THE MISSES ELY'S
SCHOOL FOR orNIs.
14s AND 142 COLUMBIA HEIGHTS. BROOKLYN.
New-York tribune., 1890-08-09

ST ANN'S CHU RCIf, lSth-s. jth-aVc.- Services
at and a. H.. and y. aud for deaf mues at 80
New-York tribune., 1890-08-09
1nstrueticn.
For Both SeXes-City.

n PENING OF PACKARDS COLLEGE for the fall
~ terms Tuesday, September o Applications FOL seats
should be made at once >. S. PACkAKD. President
1n1 Ea.f
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
Monopoly Slavery.

The New York Sun states that the
annual income OF John ID. Rookie,
Teller Is S20,O00,O00 This requires
The constant labor Of 5l,794 laborers
at one dollar per day Surely this
control of labor by the control of
money is more profitable than to own
the l. borers as chattel slaves. The
wealthiS st slave holder of the South
never dreamed of being able to hold
$4,000 slaves under the system OF
tt:icted chattel slavery. But under
our present system of debt and wage
slavery it is not unusual. 1t re
quires the labor of one man six days
a one dollar per day to furnish John
ID. Rockefeller his income for one
second. And Rockefeller is but one
o thousands If monopolistic masters
of greater or smaller dimensions. Is
it strange that the slaves are not
satisfied?
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
An Unruly Well.

A report was current on the street.
this morning that the artesian wei
at Taylor is on the rampage, and
that the people are becoming alarm
ed at the remarkably strong flow of
tue water, which is said to be uncon.
trollable. Professors Dumble and
Hill, of the geological department
went up this morning to take a look
at the wonderful well, and to deter
mine, if possible, what makes it cut
up SO. 1t is thought that a strong
pressure of natural gas underlies the
water.-Anstin Globe.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
Felt Ii Coming On.

Mamma TO family physician)- y
Doctor, what are the symptoms of
this new Influenza
Pbysician-It begins in many
cases, madam, with feeling of Ian
guor-- an indispos ton to any kind OF
gyertion-
Willie Getting down the coal-buck.
ell can feel it coming on, mann ma.
Physician-And n total inability to
eat anything
Willie (picking mp tho coal bucket
again with great promptnes)-But l
don't think am going to have it
very bad.--Chicago Tribune.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
Remarkable Rescue,

Mrs. Michael Curtain, Plainfeld, Ill. max 6
the statement that she caught cold, which
settled on her lungs; she was treated for q
month by her family physician, but grew
worse. He told her she was hopeless gic-
Tim cfconSumption and that no medicine
could cure her. Her druggist suggested DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
she bought bottle and to her delight found
herself benefited from first dose. She con-
tinued its use and after taking ten bottles,
found herself sound and well, now does her
own housework and is as wall as she ever
was.-Free trial bottle of this Great Discov-
cry at Raynold d. Daniels drug store, large
bottles SOC. and $1.00. 2
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
A Woman Two Hundred Years Old.

A case is on record of woman who lived
to this advanced age, but it is scarcely me-
cessary to state that it was in 'the olden
times" Now .a-days too many women do
not live half their allotted years, The NOR
tally due to functional arrangements in the
weaker sex is simply frightful to say moth
ing of the Undesirable suffering which
makes life scarcely worth the living to so
many women. But for these sufferers there
is a certain relief. DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription will positively cure leucorrhea,
painful menstruation, prolapsus, pain in
the ovaries, weak back; in short, all those
complaints to which SO many women are
martyrs. 1t is the only guaranteed cure,
see guarantee on bottle wrapper
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
HaDDy HOOsierS.

VIM. Timmons, Postmaster of Idaville,
Ind, writes: Electric Bitters has done
more for me than all other medicines com.
bined, for that bad feeling arising from
Kidney and Liver trouble" John Leslie,
farmer and stockmnn, of same place, says:
Find Electric Bittcrs to be the best Kidney
and Liver medicine, made me feel like new
man" J. W. Gardiner, hardware merchant
same town. says: "Electri, Bitters is just
the thing for u man who is all run down
and don't care whether he lives or dies; he
found new strength, good appetite and felt
Just like he had new lease on life" Only
5)c. bottle at Kaynolds IL Daniels drug
store.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

MAKE NO MISTAKE.-If you have made
up your mind to buy Hoods Sarsaparilla do
not be induced to take any other. Hoods
Sarsaparilla is peculiar medicine, possess
ing, by virtue of its peculiar combination,
proportion and preparation, curative power
superior to any other article of the kind be-
fore the people. For all affections arising
from impure blood or low state of the sys-
TEN 1t is unequaled. BE sure to get Hoods
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
Cranes for ChaneeabIe Weather

The effect of chanPeable weather on ladies'
OF delicate constitutions IL very depressing
and serious, and something Strengthening
is needed to assist nature in withstauding
the strain. Nothing mole effective can be
found than Speer's Port, Burgundy and
Claret Wines, which are in general use in
the New York and other hospitals For sale
by druggists.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
Pneumonia and Bronchitis Carry OF
Oue-Third of the Human Race.

1t is not generally known that Pneumonia and
Bronchitis carry of Oae.third OF the human race,
but - ch are the facts, aud what Is more surprising
both OF the above diseases result from ncgccting II
common, ordinary Cold A Cough should never be
neglected. II 1t il, every time you catch cold you
cough harder, and it sticks by you longer. Bal
lard'S Horehouhd Syrup Is the best remedy In the
world for Pneumonia Bronchitis and all Throat and
Lung troubles, II you have any Throat trouble,
call Tor Billiards. Iiorehound Syrup and take no
other. RayIolis Daniel, Agents.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

1t Is stated that the renowned collcc
ton of medieval instruments of tortur,
ut Nuremberg has been sold TO Londoi
company. Prima facie we should doub
that the municipality of a town so ia
nous for its antique relics would be will
ing-or, indeed, would be permtted-tC
dispose of collection unique, so far a.
we know. Nor do the projects of tho
London company, rs described, incline
us to faith. But the report is circum.
stantial. Our cntcrprising fellow citi.
2ens propose TO exhibit their treasures in
The chief towns of Europe, and then to
put them up for auction. Furthermore,
it is asserted that the authorities of Der-
lin already look forward to the sale, and
mediate buying the lot in bulk.
Doubtless an exhibition of appliances
for torture, authenticated by at least the
belief of generations, would draw pro-
tIigiously. 1t is strange how few instru.
lAents of the sort survive possessing Sc
rious claims to confidence. Our own
specimens in the Tower are just as au-
thentic as tho block ON which. as the
worthy beef eater declares, Anne Boleyp
lost her head. 1t is easy Ia understand
that the governor or officials in charge
of an old state prison would destroy such
terribly irritating objects if they had
time, when threatened by events that
might lead 10 an exposure. Thus we are
not surprised to learn that no machinery
for torture was discovered in any of the
lnquisition buildings that have been
where it seems improbable that they
would have removed or broken them up,
that one is led to suspect the executioner
may have kept his smaller Instruments.
at least, in his own quarters. London
Standard.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

The weary dude.-Harry-"Who' s
that passing on the other side of the
street, Charley-"Dear boy, you'll
have to excuse me. I'm really too
fatigned to look further than the
middle of the street to.day."-Tezas
SiGtings.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

The greatest sufferer from the
Russian influenza since the epidemic
visited this country is new born
baby in chester, Pa The child has
been christend La Grippe Berrell.
Many other sufferers have merely
died.-Norreston Herald.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
Billiards. Snow Liniment.

THIS Invaluable remedy l. one that ought TO b,
in every household. Il will cure your Rheumatism
NsErd yid. Sprains. Cuts. Bruises, Burns, Frosie,
Fee, aud Esrs, sore Throat sud sore Chest. ~ yot
have Lame Rack twill cure IL. ltpcuctra'es to "a,
seat Of the disease. IL will cure Stn Joints and
contracted muscles sftcr al other remedies hav,
failed. those who hsve been cripples for wears
have used BaIarf's Sg0E LiHtmegf aud throwr
away their Crutchrs ant been able TO walk a. vel
eysr. q will cure y'u. Price 50 CsHis. Ray
uolds PANEL. Agents
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Pugilistic Sciencc.-First lid
MY father can lick your father.
Second lad--"No, he can't; my father
practices at the gymnasium every
day First lOd-"That's nuthin';
my fathers got picture Of John L..
Sullivan up to the house. "-Kearney
Enterprise.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

The wrong prescription-~Dr.
Sbith-"Your blood is impoverished.
l shall have to prescribe some iron
for you" Mr. Jodes-"Don't doctor.
My wife says | look rustier than any
other man in town already" -Chica-
60 Liar.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Two schools of training: Mabel
Sunday school teacher we mustn't
complain of our lot, an that if we're
good we'll get our reward hereafter"
Maud-"Mother says if l amt good
she'll break every bone in my body.
Life.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Crimsonbeak - did you notice
those roses / gave Miss Fussanfoather
how fresh they looked9" Bacon-''Yes
/ did. 1t always makes roses look
ffesher, you know, to have consider
able due ON them. -Yonkers States
man
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Mamma-"Now, Lilly, tell me what
Mrs. Roundabout was saying 10 you.
Obedient Lilly-"Must /, mammal
MImma-- Certainly. " Obedient
Lilly--"Wcll she said it was strange
such pretty little girl should have
such homely mother New York
Herald.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Tall trees.-Ma, 1T says in dis Jog
Apply dat trees grow 'leben thousand
feet 'bove the lebel oh de sea- "Phoo,
L don't b'lieve no trees grow dat
high!-at leas' | never seed one half
that size. Say, Pudge, did you read
dat right" -Harpers Young People
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Damp feet, exposure to drafts at certain
tunes, are the frequent causes OF funotuual
arrangement, which II neglected becomes
serious don't wait, ladies, but on the first
evidence Of irregularity, correct II by the
use Of DR.. Dromgoole's English Female Bit
ters. ian22.lm,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Mamma-"Well, Nellie, what did
you learn at Sunday school to day7''
Nellie--"That | must sell three tick.
cts for the concert next week, give
twenty cents to buy present for the
superintendent and-tLat Noah built
the ark. New York Herald.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

There are two reasons why some
people don't mind their own business.
One is that they haven't any mind;
the other, that they haven't any bus
iness.-Harvard Lampoon.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

The imperfect smile.-"I am like a
tree he observed, as the clock struck
II. II am rooted at your side" Yes
but you never leave, do you?" said
the maiden, sweetly. And then he
''put forth. Harvard Lampoon.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

His Feelings Were Hurt.-A fell
low arrested in New York on suspic
ion of picking pockets remarked after
his release: at digusts me to be
picked up as a pickpocket. I am. a
bank burglar. Exchange.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

A Provoking Accident.-Museum
Fat Woman Gin horse Car, to conduct.
or)-"Will you please lift up the graf
ing? My husband, the living skele,
ton, has fallen underneath" New
York Sun.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Dick Dirknife-"I hear that Bill
Bloodgo is something of an artist. v
Tom Tough-"Yes, he can draw a
revolver about as neat as any man l
know of.'-Burlington Free Press.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Illinois farmers who raise sheep
Just inside the city limits of Chicago
complain of the ravages of wild beasts
among their live stock.-New York
World
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
AnyauE To MInruERs

Mrs. WlSsLow's SOOTHING SyBUP should always
be used when hildren cutting teeth. 1t relieves
the little sufferer at once; it produces natural,
quiet sleep by relieving the child from pain
and the little cherub awakens as bright as a but
ton" 1t is very pleasant to taste. It soothcs the
child. soften. the gums, allays all pain. relieves
wind, regulates the bowels and is the best known
remedy for darrhGa whether arising from tcethiug
or other cauSes. % cents bottle. IL Jy-ly
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06
Bucklen's Arnica Salye.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises Sores, Ulcers. Salt Rheum, Feve
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains
Corns and all skin eruptIons, and positively
cares piles or no pay required. 1t is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box. Fol-
sale by Reynolds & Daniel.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Cundicue, In tha n.i u.ra--'D.
Won ever ran away 90 battle. -r,r .p.'
asked tLe lii e. girl ct the uns legged
veteran. How foolish. cried tns
ltils boy. ID! caurz- Eranips uovsI
~ away Grandpa Llgpei way
Mes York sun.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

His FIRST Sensible Act.-Awkward
Poet backing away from the editor
and falling into the waste basket)--
"D-dear me. TN always making
blunders.' Editor--"On the contra
~, my dear sir, you have done amost
sens!ble thing. '-Philadelphia Press.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Ought to Recommend Him: Suitor
-"Perhaps, sir, you don't think Pun
good enough to marry your daughter. y
Father-"Perhaps l do" "Well, sir.
Id have you know that I've been re.
fused by some of the finest young
ladeies in the land. Time.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

The Honeymoon.-Young bride
(pOuting)-"Hyre We have only been
married two d.vs, Ctr-Hc-. AMI
you're scolding "a, a.r,g5y,' Hg-.aH s
Il know, my de,r--i-. jg.. ..--
how long I've been v.s'.rg ... ...
rLauc,,'-S. Irr e..
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Blss-"This makes the third day
now thatyou aven'tshined my shoes"
Cufly-"Dar's no blackin' in de house,
sah." "Why didn't you tell me be-
fore?' "Bekase / was afeerd you
mout buy box. Texas Siftings.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

You ore the twentieth in the class,
Hans. That means that you are at
the very foot!' swell, papa, how can
[ help it if there are no more boys in
the class?"-Eliegende Batter.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

SHILOH'S VITALIZER is what you
need for constipation, loss of appetite, dir
illness and oil symptoms OF dyspepsia.
Price 10 and 10 cents per bottle. For sale
by Reynolds IL Daniel.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

A Compliment.-Old Bachelor
"Now, Arthur, suppose should give
you this nice red book, what would
you sayf" Arthur should say
you weren't half so stingy as sister
said you were. "-Munsey's Weekly.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

An item on etiquette says; "Do
not smack your lips at the dinner
table" 1t might have added that it
is not de rigueur to smack other peo-
Piles lips there, either.-Puck.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1890-02-06

Mrs. Bookworm-"Dear, isn't the
air in this room very close?" Prof.
Bookworm-"All air is close, my dear.
It's superintendent pressure is enor-
nous, and it's contact with all bodies
most intimate. Huntington Free
Press.