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The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
A Very Celtic Ru,I.

NTWs VIC NeW 1OTh 7sItNtND sun.
A most delightful woman In West
ern town, whose blood ran pure Celtic
in her veins, came up the street one
day with a face full Of trouble, that
drew out from a passing friend an in
qpiry as to its cause. why, you see, .
she said, we've been having church
tea party and we hired cups at the
china store, and this morning, when l
looked them over before returning,
there were thirteen missing"
"And you can find none of them ?''
Eyes, have. I've found the thir-
teenth cup, but for the life of me |
can imagine what has become of the
other twelve
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
THE TARIFF DEBATE.

Debate upon the Tariff bill was be-
gun yesterday. Major Mckinley, of
course, made the opening argument.
For two hours he spoke, quoting tables
Of complicated figures, yet holding
his audience well in hand. He was
impressively eloquent at times and was
frequently applauded. When he fin.
ished he was greeted with prolonged
applause on the Republican side. For
several minutes the confusion created
by his party friends crowding
up 70 congratulate him upon his really
powerful presentation of the Republi-
can argument in favor of protection
was too great to permit the debate to
proceed.
When order was somewhat restored,
after repeated appeals from the chair
man of the committee (the House being
in Committee of the Whole, Mr.. Mills
Of Texas arose, tall, erect aud defiant.
In the absence of Mr.. Carlisle the sage Of
Corsicana had been put forward to pre-
sent the Democratic argument against
the bill. Mr.. Mills spoke in an off
hand manner, though his speech, like
his opponents, evidently had been
carefully prepared in advance. He
spoke more at length than Major
Mckinley, consuming about two and
one-half hours. His speech was more
interspersed with humor than Major
McKinley's, albeit it was humor of a
rather bitter flavor He, too, was fire.
quently applauded.
General debate viii be carried on dur
ing the rest OF this week, the intention
being to close this phase of the discus
sion on Saturday night The bill will
then, on Monday next, be taken up Sec
ton by section, and the discussion be
continued under the five-miuute rule.
Voting will begin on Wednesday, May
81
Now, TIE CRITIC has no desire "a
belittle debate or curtail the floods of
eloquence honorable members stand
ready to pour out on the thrill
ing subject of the tariff,
nut III ventures LDe dSScT-
ton that not a vote will be gained
or lost in the House by this discussion,
even though it should be prolonged for
weary months. The Republicans will
vote for the bill and send it over to
! plague their party associates in the
Senate. The Democrats win either vote
against it solidly, or refrain altogether
from voting.
In the Senate the bill will probably
be amended to greater or less extent
by the Republicans, and will finally be
arranged in detail by the conference
committees of the two Houses and al
last become law.
Butthe profound arguments ON each
side will have little or no effect upor
the vote or the measure. They ar,
intended to influence the sovereign
voters at the coming elections of thi
year and of '92. In fine, our states
MOI, ct;l1 1stoliy Cor puuoOnIa
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
JOHN THE BAPTIST.
His Disciples Hold Their Second Day,
Session.

ID Session
The second days session of the Bnp-
list Congress at Mount Jezreel Church
to-day was principally devoted TO the
discussion of the advisability of pub.
fishing a journal advocating denomina-
tional principles. The convention was
opened with the usual devotional exer-
cises, and at their conclusion Rev.
II. II. Porter of Alexandria read an
thesis on the Work of the Congress. !"
His ideas were vigorously combated by
anumber of the delegates.
Several committees were then ap-
pointed by the chairman, and one of
them reported q resolution advocating
the publication of a church journal.
This gave rise to quite an
animated discussion and the question
was not decided in the affirmative until
after the opposition had unsuccessfully
resorted TO every parliamentary tactic
that they were acquainted with.
The convention will finish its labors
Tomorrow
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

government the creditor and the Irish
tenant the debtor Yet some portions
Of his speech gave ground for the hope
that some of Mr.. Parnells and Mr.
Dlllon's suggestions have been accepted
and that the government is inclined to
meet the Irish members half way in
amending the bill
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
The Angels Sing for Nothing.

A critic says that Patti sings Home,
Sweet Home, like an angel" We
shall have to wait until we get to
Heaven to hear Home, Sweet Home"
sung as Patti sings it. The angels
don't charge s. for a reserved seat.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
Murderers no LIye a Long rime.

FfoW We LaIlcdSleI Morning NcNs.
should murderers liver" thought
fully asks contemporary. The evolu-
tion Of eleeroeution as witnessed in the
Kemmler case makes II pretty clear that
in this age Of progression murderers do
live a good long time.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

THE EDITOR OF the New York Nail
~ad E.rpyess attacks the whole Lee
family of. Virginia with view of reach
ing the name and fame of Robert E.
Lee, whose statue is soon to be exposed
TO grateful public. The general feel
ing will be that the editor of the Nal
aud EGpress can be left where his
fatber'in-law placed him. Said Com,
modore Vanderbilt one day, Sheppard
is more kinds of d-d fool than any
! ody else know"
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
A Fortunate state
Fronl "a Boaton .Lonrnnl.

Kentucky is better endowed than are
most of the Southern States with men
equal TO filling such a vacancy as that
oecasioned by the sudden death of Sen
ator Beck. Carlisle, MeCreary and
Breckenridge are all men of first class
ability, but the important position
which the former holds in the House
will count against his selection as Sen
ator, for his party will feel that he
cannot well he spared from his present
post
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
Getung Ready to Star.
from The HalYis6u,0 Teie0fdD.

TIVH nc IIWIF Ff0VWFU ItItVFNUH,
Here's another way for the society
actress TO advertise herself. One in
Syracuse tried to commit suicide, but
did not succeed. OF course she didn't.
She never intended 10. She was after
notoriety. She will star.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

From the 81. Louis Post Dispatch.
The locks Of The Government vaults
are said to be so insecure that an expert
burglar could open the doors with ease.
But burglars and weak locks are not
half so much to be feared as subsidy
raiders and weak congressman.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
WIT IN A SMALL WAY.
Where are you going?"
ITO get hack," he answered, and
went straight into the barber's.

''To get a hack, he answered, and
went straight into the barbers.
The most sweeping argument of the
irate housewife is the broomstick. -
Rene Sentinel.
In the spring when human nature
Sort OF moves around quite lazy,
Let the fields bloom ms II please them,
Then the liver pill's daisy.
"Mary, how was 1t Mr., jerks stayed
so late last night in the paIlor?"
"de wasn't able to find his hat
mamma"
Wasn't able to find his hatY That's
very strange"
mot at all Mr.. jerks is certainly
not a cat to be able to see in the dark, is
heY'
Lady calling on friend)-Oh, isn't it
splendid ! have made six calls, and
you are the only one / have found at
home. Bangor C0BtReTcidy
ia like tour to Europe;
There seems small chance, and SO
] wish was a surplus
For then ia have to go.
when Mr. Hopkins asks you how
you are, Jenny, you should Away say,
Very well, thank you, sir.
"Why should / say Thank you p
He doesn't give me anything"
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

We are offering the fol-
lowing exceptionally fine
values at exceedingly low
prices:
Danish Cloths, in a va
riety OF attractive shades,
half wool, only I2Hc per
yard.
Challies, in a hundred or
so OF attractive designs,
only ISc per yard.
Half-wool Striped Cash
mere, in all the leading
shades, only 25c per yard.
38-inch Wool Suiting, in
grays and browns, only 25c
per yard.
24-inch Fancy Stripe Mo-
hair, in most attractive pat
terms, striped in delicate
tints and most exquisite pat
ters woven in over the
stripes; a very dressy fab
ric; only SAC per yard.
Melaner's Dress Goods,
only 35c per yard.
Large and elegant assort-
ment of All.wool Suitings,
only 37Ac per yard.
34-inch Mohair, in all the
leading shades, only 4oc per
yard.
Second floor
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

THERE Is ANOTHER American heiress
who is going abroad this season to
capture stray prince or count. She
has invested in a brewery, which is
now supposed to be the best American
bnit
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
WATCHES.
NJ. W. GAIT BRO. & CO.
IIO7 PennsyIvania Ave-.

iio1 1behhhyiVahiA Ave.
Call attention to their stack
Of WatcheS, comprising all
tie most desirable m00ementS
and styles Of casing, Irom the
IOaOeSt price f0Y 70Aieh a re-
liable hme-keebey can be
60nght 10 tie most eFbepSlre,
These aOatcheS bear = O'tr
firm name and are hfllp
guaranteed.
american Ma ktk a m
WateheS ofiaH grades.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

IT is SAID that Sullivan has whipped
every fighter in the country except j.
Barleycorn, whom, according to latest
accounts, he has not yet overthrown.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

LoNGFEILow ONCE said that MS the
cord is to the bow so is man to woman.
This may somewhat account for the
strained relations which will sometimes
exist In the best families
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
A Big RaiIrnad SnIt.

CHICAGO, May S.--Swift & Co. have
sued the Erie Railway for 5000, 900, the
Chicago and Grand Trunk for 100000
and the Grand Trunk of Canada for
100000, for alleged breach of con-
tract in reference to shipments of dressed
beef.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

THESE ARE THE times when the cen
sus enumerators threaten to explore the
back yards of the country.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

THE COOKING SCHOOLS of the country
IRE not necessarily useless invention.
] hey may teach better method of
home cooking. Bad cooking in homes
produces indigestion and makes men
and women ill-tempered, the result j
that the men go to saloons and tn
women gossip with their neighbors, i
they do nothing worse One-third of
the divorce cases of the country start in
the mornings frying. pan.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

While THE LOSS Of eX-Speaker Car
Isle would be greatly felt in the House,
the gain of his election to the Senate
would be immense, and would be CRATE
fully acknowledged by the Democrats
Of that body.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

THERE is SOME truth in The state
mont that the time, labor, and money
used in strikes and professions would
make things easier for the working
classes if they were properly utilized.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

MIR. BALFoUR in his speech on the
Land bill made good point when he
showed that its enemies were not agreed
on any land policy whatever. But he
coald not deny that his bill made the
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

A WICKED WESTERN exchange asks
whether free traders are opposed to
dear girls"
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

Mrs. CIYMER, the new president of
the New York Sorosis, last week de-
clared that the American woman of the
nineteenth century can set her face to-
ward the Garden of Eden, and that she
is not going to stop till she gets there,
We have only to suggest that when she
gets there she ought TO be careful as to
her diet. Apples made trouble during
her last occupation.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

McALLIsTER, THE celebrated dis
coverer of New York society, is about
TO publish book, in which he proposes
10 describe the society which he created.
II is safe to say that there are many
other things about society in New y ork,
which he will not desire to print.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08
M UsIC ALL DAY
EEOLIKN.

Your visit to see this instrument will be es
teemed a favor, and We assure you that it
will be both pleasant and profitable. With
an Aeolian in your house you can enjoy a
Wagner, italian or Light Opera wheneve
you feel so disposed.
MIR. DR0oP also wishes to call atteutio
to his large line Of irst-class Pianos an
Organs, including the makes of Steinway
Chase, Gabler, Briggs, etc.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

Mr.. EDWARD w. Box, in his last
literary leaf, reprints letter written
October IS, 1s4s, by John Howard
Payne, author of Home, Sweet
Home" to lady admirer The let
ter was found in an old cedar chest in
a house on Leonard street once occu-
pied by Payne, but now given over to
The prosaic uses of business.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

IMRE KIIsALFYS NERO;
Or the Destruction of Rome.
Presented in London. where IL amazed, as
founded and delighted the whole
ROYAL FAMILY OF, GREAT BRITAIN
and the Nobility, Gentry, Clergy, Bench, Bar,
People and Press of Europe
Most Oyerpowering and Tremendous Spec
tacle ON Earth.
1900 People, 400 Horses SEQ Dancers, stage
450 Feet.
LAST DAYS OF OLD ROME UNDER NERO.
Bacchanalian Orgies of the Emperor.
Delightful Dances of ths Virgins.
Battles of the Gladiators.
Fights In the Streets.
Contests in the Arena.
Racing on the Corso.
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

Multitudes OF Traetorian Guards, Romans,
Senators, Slaves, Priests, Christian Mar
tyrs, Vestals, Gladiators, Lictors,
Horses, Arms,
Announcements, Elegant Historic Costumes,
Ancient Armor. Cnizens, Soldiers. Cap
tives. Chariots, Pageants, Tab
leaux, Feats, Feasts, Pas
times. Games and Real
tic Scenes of
OLD ROME IN BLOODTHIRSTY NEAO'S
DAYS,
Together with all the Wonders, Thrilling
Acts, Daring Feats aud Stupendous
Features of the
CIRCUS. HIPPODROME, MENAGERIES,
MUSEUMS, AQUARIUM, &c, dc.
Triple Circus In Three Rings.
Fearless Racing on the Mile Track.
Daring Aerial Displays,
,dE Remarkable Trained Animals,
Talking Seals. 20 Animal Clowns,
2 Herds of Elephants
800 Circus Performers, 'ef
| Ga Cars, Trains,
3Acres of Scenery,
10 Acres of Tents.
EVERYTHING PRECISELY
AS REPRESENTED,
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

The most sweeping argument of the
irate housewife is the broomstick. -
Rome Sentinel
The Washington critic., 1890-05-08

In the spring when human nature
Sort of moves around quite lazy,
Let the fields bloom ms IL please them,
Then the liver pill's daisy.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1890-01-14
WHERE THE MONEY GOES.

In his work on Recent Economic
Changes" Mr.. David A. Wells states
that the consumers of pigiron in this
country during the past ten years
have paid in enhanced prices, due to
the tariff, 65 per cent. more than the
entire capital invested in its produc,
ton. That, too, he states, while the
employees of the iron men have been
receiving wages somewhat less o n an
average than were paid at the same
time to other and outside labor" The
aggregate excess of cost of iron and
steel in ten years to the consumers OF
the United States above that paid ID
Great Britain has been, says MI.
Wells, $3.50, 900, 900, or an average o.
10000 900 per annum. This shows
where the farmers money goes. II
shows also where a great many other
peoples mony goes, to their loss and
impoverishment, while the "pro,
tected " capitalist is getting richer and
richer.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1890-01-14
THE VOICE OF

Bank paper must be suppressed and
the circulating medium must be re-
stored to the nation to whom 1t BE-
longs. sincerely believe Will
YOU that banks are more dangerous
than standing armies +
Put down the banks, and If TINS
country cannot be carried through
the longest war against her most
powerful enemy without leading US
with perpetual debt I know nothing
of nay countrymen.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1890-01-14

erty." Our monarch is a false, un-
just, and statutory power given to
money, which calls for a conflict on
our part to emancipate productive
LABOR from power of money to Cypress.
Let the ~watchword again be "Liberty!"
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1890-01-14


the extent of imposing severe punish
ment on all who enter into a trust or
like combination.
1t will be noted that all these
measures are very sweeping in their
prohibition of combinations, while the
real offense aimed at is combination
with intent to form monopolies. It
may be considered whether they can
be successfully enforced, and if so,
whether they may not invade the do
main of liberty or impinge upon what
are now accepted as sound economic
principles. In their reach after COM
binations which are detrimental to
public interests and contrary to public
policy they may apply to many indif-
ferent, harmless or even beneficial
agreements that no one may wish TO
affect or prohibit, and thus reproduce
the rigors of the old English statutes
that have been repealed or swept aside
in the growth of trade. English
courts have gone very far in recent
years in indicating freedom of con.
tract, doubtless reasoning that Eng.
lands free admission of foreign pro.
ducts was her sufficient defense against
home combinations to establish mo.
nopolies. But more than a century
ago, when she did not have this de-
Tense, Adam Smith expressed the
opinion that it was impossible to pre-
vent meetings of traders for the pur
pose of combination "Iby any laws
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-06
DOWNED BY DENVER.
The Visitors Win the Last Two
Games.
BIG AUDIENCES ON BOTH DAYS.
Fridays Game. to 6-Saturday's, II to s.
Tony being Knocked Out, the Salt
Lakes Badly Crippled.

Fridays game, contrary to expectations,
resulted in victory for the visitors with
a total of 9 to 6. We append the official
our boys had out their full strength, unless
we may except Mcmahon at second.
The Denvers developed dark horse IN
Boren, as Jack in the box, whose delivery
fairly paralyzed the home team. They
simply could not touch him, and never be-
fore have they been known to bat a game
through so poorly. On the other hand
Tony did not work up to his speed until
the game was more than half completed
and was, therefore, not as effective as he
should have been.
AT the end of the eighth inning the score
stood to 5, but by punching their hits and
running wide at first (Neibaur did not see
it, the Denvers succeeded in piling up four
runs, while the Salt Lakes, who did equally
well with the bat played in hard luck and
got but one man home.
In the betting Thursday evening and up
to the time for play on Friday, Salt Lakes
were the favorites at five to one, and a
mint of money changed hands on the result
of the game. Ladies like to be indepen-
dent and pay their way, as was evidenced by
the matinee appearance of the grand stand as
compared with former days, when the fair
sex were admitted free. Fully 700 people
were passed through the gates the ticket
seller ran outlof pasteboards and had to cal
in some OF the sold tickets to supply the
demand. The late conner hadn't the ghost
of a show i'll the grand stand, which was sc
crowded that even peanuts could not elbow
his way through.
THE SCORE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-06
Third District Court.

Business livened up in the Third district
court yesterday, and the following business
was transacted:
John Johnson, William Watson and James
Austin were admitted to citizenship.
William Wood ct al. VS.. Joseph Wood,
heard ON application for order of sale for
distribution among parties: William Wood
sworn; decree of sale and A. j. Burt ap-
pointed referee to sell.
United States VS.. John Bergen; unlawful
rehabilitation; four courts; motion to dis
miss Judgment and fine against him taken.
The people, etc. vs. j. L. Smith; motion
of prosecution for warrant to issue for
arrest of defendant,
]. w. Little ct al VS. c. c. Meehan; de-
fault of defendant, decree quieting title.
Ann Elmor VS.. Mark MeKimmins; set
for trial Tuesday, JulyS.
William Glassman VS.. Wyoming, Cali
fornia q Salt Lake railroad company;
hearing on order to show cause continued
indefinitely.
Nj. w. Matthews ct al VS.. Centennial
Eureka Mining company; hearing on order
for suing fixed for Saturday, July II.
w. H. Lett VS.. James s. Whytock ct al;
demurrer to complaint argued by E. w.
Taylor for plaintiff; submitted.
John Flames VS.. Eliza Moffatt; case set
for Monday, July z.
The accounts of Henry Mcmillan, clerk,
were approved.
Civilian H. Dickson ct al. VS.. Glinn R.
Boutwell, ct al; dismissed at plaintiffs
cost.
Ladies' wraps at the Western Shoe and
Dry Goods Co.
Socialist Economist Dead.
LONDON, July Edwin c. Sadwick,
social economist, is dead.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-06
FORT DOUGLAS NOTES.

Miss Wedemyer has returned to fort
Duchesne, missed by everyone at the fort.
The officers club of the Sixteenth in
fantry, started July /, promises to be very
successful. 1t is something that has been
wanted for years.
Why cannot the city authorities sprinkle
First South street to the government hill,
thus making pleasaat drive and walk for
the city people TO the post.
1t is not yet known where the regular
field operations will take place, but it is
probable that the troops will not be out
over twenty days or march over two hun
bred miles.
Lieutenant Cowles, of the Sixteenth in
fantry, Joined this week from a detail on
detached service at a college in Colorado
as professor of military science. He has
been there about year.
The electric railway to Fort Douglas is
now under way, and when it is completed
there will be rush for the fort to dress
parade, guard-mount, and to witness the
military exercises of the troops.
The opera house fire called out three
companies of troops, E, G and H, and the
hose carriage. Fortunately their services
were not required but the city will always
find us ready to assist when the emergency
demands.
THE HERALD is fast becoming very pop
ular at the post. Your regular correspon-
dent is doing remarkably well, and we
trust he will not fail to continue his daily
bulletins. b.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-06

Barker was again in the box for the local
team and Caplinger was the lion at bay for
the doughty Denvers. At the close of the
fourth inning the score stood to in favor
of Salt Lake, but Barker's good right arm
is failing, Phillips is still not around to re-
lieve him and change must come, which is
fatal to the champions of Utah. Lucas and
Platts occupied the box for two innings
only, but the Colorados batted them for
nine runs. Barker was back in the box at
the beginning of the seventh, with sore
arm twice its normal size. He was heartily
cheered, but with that fatal change the odds
were too great and the game was lost.
THE SCORE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-06
IN ALL THE COURTS.
Plain DRINKS and Others Before Judge Laney
Judge Zane's Court.

Plain DRINKS and Others Before Judge Laney
Judge Zane's Court.
Albert Escune. James Donisky, Charles
Graham, Frank Carlson, Joseph Baker,
Moses O'Connor, Mat Clark, Thomas
Mack, James Reddy and Ike Pitzer were
the crop of Fourth of July DRINKS which
was harvested by the police.
John DAILY was arrested for forgery, and
in order to regain his liberty he was asked
to furnish bond in the sum of 81 900. This
was too steep for Mr.. DAILY, and he Ian
cuisines in Jail in consequence.
VIM. Gilbert, for assault and battery, was
assessed $40. The obligation was met with
the necessary cash.
Thomas Ryan, for petit larceny, had his
case set for July Z.
John Nichols, for abusing an officer, left
$40 for his appearance on July z.
Peter Jones, for obstructing sidewalks,
pleaded guilty and was fined S., which he
will pay in labor,
Joseph Quinn, the tough who burglarized
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-06

Builders will do well to call at our yard,
examine the material in it's make up, and
they will be convinced of the superior
quality, shape and color of our brick. Fur
nished in any quantity on short notice.
Utah Manufacturing and Building com
pany. Yard at Mill creek. Address Salt
Lake City.