New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-03-26
NE TALK or IHE DAY.

xsr. arsrv-ani's Messenger: Three klhds Oh
champagne are prepared for European uHp"o"'
The Russian drinks sweet, the American 'ANo' '"
Medium and tie true brtl'her Insists o" "''"e -
very dry or extra dry or brut' recent Ia" as.
shows mat the drying process is sham, and that II
ch,,ru,,ne IS to remain a fashionable beverage II
ou,ht 70 be nothing more than an eferycscent WIN
hr,,c. Tnhcrng with 1t may endow 1t with corpse
reviy,nr and tongue cleansing smack but u Is on inc
whole destructive ~ the sodlSe simplicity oi "o
grape All TIN, bad enough when the semi cicl.'' a.
procc., takes piacc at Rheims or al tpcFhN' D"O
when the laboratories Of hriAion ana ''pl"n a'' %"
vorl, there NAV be- death in the bottle. Labels anu
.,il.rv have destroyed the prestige u champagne
and IL will probably disappear from the tables Of the
next generation
The rare ceremony Of divorcins woman from n ,r
d.,d husband according to the requirements 81 , .o
old Mosaic law. took place recently IN Lo".,N' III T
,,,'|, ,rhn., husband was killed by tramp, lAs
SUMNER. she nat NO children anu ' p,., ihe dead
n,n. eldest brother is To- marry the widow ai' ra.s'
up children IN the name OF the v levin her haS
however. d!d not de- RE- T." marry MI, ',. ,,,, d..
hands brother nor he her. Accompany she mus nc
divorced from he, dcld msc i rebbis acting
m conjunction. Louisville 'ourierJo"Fnai
, Philadelphia clergyman is said to have married
Il 900 couples during hi, ministerial career
TN, Windy CITY ought to be able to raise the DUST
TIE MODERN MISS.
v,..t arc Won here for. dear LITTLE Nissi
g., ppe the airs of social queen
r., pnni-h pianos IN sharps and ha',
To ic.p well posted ON baseball m'',
l., wear dead singers on ten doHii ''''
II, f,udc net poodle or Maltese cats
l.. sect your ncishhor~ IN ,ocbu ,ha.r ..
Work Impossible flowers ON crochc'ef mats
Nnd not 70 be-. but {" be- seen 70,
Ioo, ont little elrl lon arr starring inc HE
vi -lBinsmmton Republican.
ar.. ,ooao, Dauv News dcvotcs a column and
bal, ~ telling how American tamp5 have invented
sim I,neuage consisting Of certain mA's on FENCES
v mean, Of which they tell each other whom 10 visit
and vh,m 10 avoid The crdulity Of Tie News
in swallowing This story Will highly anus the clever
American humori,ts who invented II.
Chinese officers draw pay according t, The mum nm
nor nf men serving under them. Frou unc I'M
a,'ri,i over, officer ha, been permitted 10 lie 10
The number of ten men. but month az the young
rmneror issued A decree that this must bee stopped
& ,h,, ,,c liar. must tell the truth The downfall
~ the Fmpr, predicted Throughout the Amy -lN"'
rlstown Herald.
4 Kan.a, city lady is said to be giving course OF
rcntcn lectures on Broilng and scwing.' How the
West does catch on to our Eastern fad,
Apulfnl Talc-ln the course of a day the average pc
lice caprain see, enough things. humorous. cNlting and
pafhcc 10 form the basis ot many nm Interesting ltu'
Story mi, morning captain cain, of Division ad a'i
cNncricnrr he viii not soon forget woman dressed
in mourning called the Hanover Il station and ~
uu,stcd that she might be given her sans picture.
When told that there was none there. She answered
that II was In the Captains Rosrc,' Caller. lie
was once accused of picking p"ehcH. SAID tl visitor,
bu was discharged. This picture wa. iahrl at that
time have none except one showing hun A. a
child. and now he Is dead" boston Transcript
The question of old Tammiuy was. what are yon
going 10 do about it, Iut the question of new
Tammany is more personal in its character. what
are We going to do about it ~
Making Him Understand she-Wlll you please close
the door. Mr.. SaNcr
lIc-Why. IL j. closed.
shc-Ncs. but | meant from the other side.-(>omer-
Vile Journal
\ column of editorial paragraphs in " The Cincinnati
Times Star /, called Bac' 1t Is 10 be hoicd that
they stcrizcd.
And He Went DOwn.-Robcrt Williams a farmer I'm
Wood, County, ONO, told not To 20 down into
old well without lowering candle 10 see II then
foul gts there. As ii was his wife who warned lam he
throw a cub nj her told her 10 mind her own business
and went down. to be hauled mp corpse Wife con
business at the old stand and has had the club
suitably engraved Detroit Free Press.