The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-04
suNFLoWER SKINNER.

They say that Funston is confused. 1t
ought not to be farmer then. IL ought
to be Chaos Funston.
The most interesting part of the En-
poria Republican is the last column on the
third page. Look at it.
An Emporia boy has just been gradu-
ated at Yale. There is some hope for him
as he didn't take any prize
J. n. Reynolds with his little string of
''helIs' is talking of erecting Prisoners
Home 1t will be an experiment.
Senator Rush, of Larned, wants George
r. Peck for senator in ingalls, place, but
as yet he has found no organ to uphold his
idea.
Congressman Turner recently appointed
his brother postmaster of Hoxie. As a
candidate for mayor last spring the gentle
man received one vote.
The metropolitan police commissioners
of Leavenworth are tired out and are go
ing to resign. This, of course, is not ex-
pected to include Dan Anthony.
The way the Kansas editors are laying
in new fonts of italics must be appalling
to the Kansas politicians who have never
had articles emphasized on them before.
Some prohibitionists at Ottawa seized
upon an original package dealers stock
and ran away with it. This is a mnch
cheaper, but less honorable way than
buying it.
Dick Walker, the United States marshal,
is in Washington, on official business. No
body knows what this business can be
unless it is to arrest the actions of some of
our congressman.
Tom Hubbard, supervisor of census in
the Seventh district, has picked the whole
delegation of Sumner county for the con
gressional nomination. He will not fail to
enumerate these.
The Abilene Reflector says "there are
no boys any more They are all young
men and dudelets." The Reflector ap-
parently is not counting the q. y, r.
crowd this summer.
At times George Martin, of the Kansas
City Gazette, is a great wit In his last
issue he says, There are already symp-
toms that the steamer A. l.. Mason
is affecting railroad freight rates"
BY some it is considered doubtful
whether our delegation in Washington
could at the present time get up enough
courage to sing together John Browns
Body" or for that even Yankee Doodle"
1t is reported that General Rice and the
president are not on very good terms. The
general probably asked for the pen that
signed rhe appointment of Cy. Leland TO
the internal revenue relationship and
couldn't get it,
The Atchison Globe wants to know
where does the chiggers go when they have
succeeded in boring through a mans
skin? Do they die where they are, or do
they come out and bore another hole into
him? Why doesn't the Globe ask Chancel-
lor Snow?
A large meeting of Topeka citizens was
held Wednesday and denounced the reck-
less expenditures of money by County At
torney WEIGH in his prosecution OF the
package dealers" Mr.. WEIGH is at the
end of his rope But at that limitation we
must still expect to endure his ''pOsings'
till the next election at least.
When the president got ready to sign
the disability pension bill he sent for Mr..
Morrill, 10 witness the performance, and
when the signature was written he pre-
sented Mr.. Morrill, with the pen as a
memento. In short, President Harrison
gave Congressman Morrill, a steel pen.
After all, Tom Ryan Is the only congress
man from Kansas who can boast much
over the way the administration has
treated him