New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-30
TIE Talk OF THE DAY.

~ John Goddovel 10 winncbago County. Iowa re'e'
IIuqland found IT, and sold 1t TO Professor "inci'
When John heard Of this he got mad ana sueo ro'o'
for malicousiy and feoniously abSra'tlhg one GER
tain stone which fell on plaintlPs farm s"n'e u."o
last NAV through an act OF God. said stohe having
probably been hurled from some ofher planet III "
state OF eruption and being therefore OF great 'alnc
% tho plaintiff who wishes by means OF 1t 70 acquhht
himself with the works Of the Creator The eour.
couldn't resist this plea, and the stone was a"aroeu
10 john But Peter has taken tho case to the suprc'nc
Conrt OF Iowa. and tho end Is not yet.
Mad Rush-Mcxcan-Big EARTHQUAKE to rn,,co I,
HmcrI, an Tourist-Was there one dmnt hnlHc ~,
MnYican-Not YOU ,ce zee people rush out Hoh
Tmr,t-oh yes, saw that; but thought may be
-, onn,rllutn, LoN wa, going round New lorR
NE Wcclt a%l.''''u''n ''N
II ia said that the Chicago eabbafarian' are 50
worked up over the question OF opening the worm
Fair on sunday that they can hardly sleep strangely
enough the directors feel Just that way over INC gus
t,on OF opclnc Oh the other six days OF the week.
Texas Mandy George. Jim Elndlet has been huns
~ Sns Yorker-who's Jim Rludlet' .,u
Tcxn, Man-Jim Bludlet' He's killed t~eh'y''ouF
men W. f FOR did they hang him for-hilIns
TEXAS Mnn-Haw. lie stole hoss-(Texas sftnss
II is add that American clergymen are beginning
70 rec that the title II D. d. Is so 'omn"" ~ 10 "
o. little value, anu lIlut WY t"'NN'"' F'~'
NJ H. d. But II is not easy TO SC" why thev shouiu
cor, IN. LATTER ,i,c ~ honorable, since IL ID
almost as common as that ~ d. D. The utc WHO"
naIIy represents hard work IL Phi D., ana perhaps io
that reason many Of those who are eh'i'leo I" u7c
It do not do So pr~ferrine tho Democratic sppeS''o"
OF plain "Ml~'"r'
OF Cour,r.-"N 40 wonder Blcnkins failed sa!d it!onn
son lie was never willing 20 listen to go"u adVrc.
what DO you mean BY good ad'ice! "She" Ny
standcr. ,, ,,,o,,so, hr;cav-,somer.
uhr.,ian .avs that the constant chewing OF gum
ue,,cu, tho mind Yes, bat think how 1t exercises
tic Jaws BESIDES. yon conin't weaken 'Ie h'u vi d
rronu M Al who viii deliberately contract tHc o'cNi "S
gum haiti.
TIE MAN WHO DIFFERS.
We have all Of met with the b2r r, VINO remarks
" Your pardon beg have TO diiIer'
No matter what t'pt upo;, one t en- IIser
H., snr t., di,pu'c YOU. though strive as You may
lie Is rev,r :" happy a. wLsi. he s GnI, ssy
:. Nour paron! beg leave to diner
with thing. which you Away, have fanced were true
lie g.., ion-lv bcg> leave 10 amer , ..
lied certainly b.. l",ye I" differ.
And when At III" l,~i ~ they >tiiid at ms ocu
1i IT," d,"o ' or preacher shall say lie IS dead
I'm % lsmaFh T., h ,.. ra.'r - G, II, n:''
'"'" p''''"' --nhIcago Post.
Tho Christian Register Of Eo.ton SAYS that a
Unitarian Church without pastor recently received
the following communication: - 0hcr lo" "s
service, ~ "A scientific Christian Clergyman OF thirty
! tirec years labor. have formal, been orda'heN
and authorized 10 preach In four dcuonlnatohS but
fpr the last twenty. years have been Hue-
prndent md now intend to unto myself with the
Unitarian society shortly and will preach for Won
free on trial. for hotel expenses and railroad fa'"
from here Your place and buck again can flrhi>h
you with ample credentials Of my devotion to the cauS'
| of Christ Truth, Nature and Natures God, ard am
| a wldc.awake active worker. can deliver a sermon
or lecture upon auv topic Theology, Christianity,
! Law Medicine. Human Affairs generally. on tire
MINUS notice. have delivered over 5000 sermons
| and lectures. | shall he glad Ia hear from YOU at
! your earliest convenience. Fathully.'
No Need Of trad ret.Scasdc Hotel Proprietor-l
vou have given our finest suite Of rooms 10 man
named I.him>. Ar you H. ran pay the rates
tlcrk-l"> hc> Immensely rrh
Proprietor How do yOu know
Clerk He Is old and ugly. and his wife Il young and
| pretty. New York Weekly.
A Kansas Turner recently sent this rather mixed
order to "a merchant IN tho county town: send me u
sack OF Hour. five pounds Of cote and one pound Of
tee NV wife gave birth 10 a big baby boy last night.
also five pounds of starch. screwdrvcr ana =
| ny.trap. II weighed ten pounds and srow hat
A cable dispatch state, that the Emir ~ liokhars
has conferred upou NJ NNhncgrndski. Russian Minister
OF Finance the grand BOkaran order. decorated with
brlant>. II thi> operation Will take the kinks ont OF
The Russian Minister'S name persons Who are com
PEELED 20 pronounce II haNc Ia warmly thank
| the Emir. Norri ,OWn Herald.