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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
The Attitude on the Election Bill Con-
sidered.

WASHINGTON, July 10.-The Republican
senators were in caucus for three hours to-
night discussing the order of business.
The outcome was a decision to conclude
the consideration of the pending shipping
bill and then to take up the sundry CIV!
appropriation bill There was prolonged
debate respecting the places to be as
signed the tariff bill and the river and
harbor bill, as well as the expediency OF
considering the national election bill tins
session. but no decision was reached, as 1t
was believed that before the matters above
referred to-the shipping and sundry civil
bills-are disposed of, the Democratic POI
icv will be sufficiently revealed to guide
the Republicans in formulating measures
at a subsequent caucus to meet Uhe heceS-
sites of the situation.
One reason for the failure to reach de-
cision tonight was the wide divergence OF
views. The speeches showed that there
was a decided majority for federal cleo
ton bill and it is SAID that no one strong
" objected to it, but fairly good NUMBER
showed a great deal of lukewarmness on
the subject. There was almost unanimlty
in the opinion that it would be absolutely
necessary to adopt a closure rule IN order
to pass the bill, and Senators Edmunds,
Teller and a few of the other old senators
thought this would outweigh the benefit
to come from the bills passage. senator
Fdmunds suggested sitting 1t out bUJ IL
soon developed that for one reason or an
other-some said plainly the hot weather-
they did not propose to do this;
These senators favored doing business"
or otherwise adjourning. 1t was from the
west that the indifference to the bill came,
though at least one and it is said two east
ern senators, were by no means favorable
to il. Senators Aldrich and ingalls,, OF the
rules committee, were among those who IA
vored rule to stop debate, and Senator
Teller was even more determined IN his op-
position to it than Senator Edmunds.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

COLUMBUS, O., July l0.-The Democratic
congressional convention in the Sixteenth
Mckinley district met in Orvllle at 10
o'clock today and adjourned until this af-
teFnoon. There are several candidates for
the nomination. among them being ex-
Lieutenant Governor Warwick and Repre-
sentative John f. Monneu, OF Stark
county, and Judge Sullwell, of Holmes
There is disposition on the part of the
party managers to go slow, for the reason
1t Is feared that unless wise selection Is
made, Major McKinley's prominence and
popularity may overcome the Democratic
majority in the district. This argument
is for Monnet
Preston's "Hed-Ake" is n specific for
headache
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
CONNECTICUT gLUE LAWS.

list ot tbe gsacsu>nes Tzhich Forbade
Tsnan 20 Ek5s Her Children
The os-n "olae lxsEs" isappliea 70 s1ch
IS relate 70 ths Pzivate coazzezces Of ind
viduals. All COUNTRIES formerly hed such
statutes, a7d.tke tni-teea colonies werc 10
exception before the revolution. The eode
Of Connecticut IS eftea spoken ot II this
respect. Those nest noted were Of the
colony Of New Uzve1, wt1ch was united
With the CoaDectirut colony II ls56. Here
Is & tuil copy Of tie New Haven hst. often
called the -fnnnecSicgt bloe laws"
TIE K2Es.uer saa msgSssE.5esrc conyened
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
DOCTOR PURDY,
Surgeon, OcuIiStaHdAurSt
- \ AfAIN 50. WICHITA. -.


The doctor gives special attention
20 the freatme eut of All diseases % ths
EEE. including the scientific ADJUST
meut oI glasses 10 correct impeFfect
vision.
CATARACT removed and sight re-
stored - many = bO have been totally
blind.
CROSS ETEs stralghteusd Ia oas
minute.
SORE EYES cured without the use
OF cAuztirz or other harmful agents
ARTIFGCIALEiEs carefully select
e and appl cd.
DEAFNESS An curabie cases Of
deafns-- promptly cured.
glass -E---OuIy those - ho have had
h.thOrouzh training should &ttstspt
- ft gIa--r4. Ie-t they Do the patient
more harfa than good. Many cases II
uervou -sirr-, 4FTItAbllity, Insomnia,
headache, veTtIEo and seeming stu-
pi1ity Ia cBlidrsu are due 20 defective
vision kCd are removed af ouee by Tie
application of proper ElA--es.
Doctor Purdy has achieved sac
ce-- iittIe les- than pheuomiuzl a. a
general surgeon. treating With great
success dsfoFuislss. eiub foot, csFya-
turs of the spine, Lsp joint disease.
- hlfe swelling disease 0f the bone,
cancer. ulcer, tgmors. old sores, hair
lip. facial bieMIahes, -Bln and blood
ei7ea@cs. etc. -yphllss &bsoiutsly
cured Doctor Purdy WAs late p--b-
fe--0r of surgery "a The wichita Nsdi-
ca College and ~urzeou 70 -. i FrABeIs
Hospital. having FsIinqulzhs3 tAs
above positions ia order f0a.-yots- hlT
entire tsue fo his sp-ciAltles.
=. r. supsFsuoue hair, lal bIeaa-
isnes. Eoies. etc. removed BY eiec-
tricity. Correspondence SOLICITED.
Cons ultAtiOua free.
h. l.. PURDY, n. ID.
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DuniicIn.

Husband (sftsr n weeks absencei-SAy
I'm no fisherman after thRtl Forty lovely
trout. Gaze Rt thsTni
Wife (sweetlyl-So glad, dear. Whe-s
did you buy them'
A week later.
Wne-See that lovely lot Of Iellyi Aren't
you proud Of your little Wife's ability
Husband-Well-rath BY the way,
there is ono glass you forgot to tear the
label of when you bought the let. Don't
cry, dear. / shAn't mention jelly II you
keep quiet on trOut.-PittsOurg Bulletin.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
DESPERATE PRISONER ESCAPES.

WATERTowN, n. Y, July 10.-Archibald
Mcdonald who has committed many
burglaries in St. Lawrence county and
who is wanted in Canada for murder. has
recently been confined in the Canton jail
awaiting trial for burglary. He was so
desperate that he has been compelled to
wear ball and chain. He obtained a
piece of file yesterday and freed himself
from the ankle and when the turnkey
went to lock the cell last night Mcdonald
seized him, threw him into cell and lock-
ed him up. Then the prisoner escaped
and has not been recaptured.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
Sure cure-Preston's "Hed-Ake. )
ANOrAER CnT RATE

KANSAS CITY. No, July 1O.-All the st.
Louis roads today announced so rate to
st. Louis and return, such a rate having
been authorized by Chairman Goddard, of
the Western States Passenger association.
The rate was demanded by the Missouri
Pacific as a protection against the S1670
round trip rate now in effect between this
CITY and Chicago
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
To Mend Broken Plaster C.....

An excellent and quick way 90 mend
broken plaster casts and impressions b -
paint the broken surfaces over two or three
times with very thick sbellAc vAruiNh, and
at each application to burn out tho alcohol
over a flame When the sheIlno ks sufii-
ciently soft, press the parts togcthsr and
hold IN position till cool Il wfll be a.
strong as 10 was before broken.-PhilAdsl-
phiA Record.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
A PincLv Drntiat.

The state board of health Of Illinois re-
fused to grant Dentist Brinkerhoff GER
tihcste because he proposed TO advertise
his profession. He applied for a manda-
mus to oblige them to show cause, and
when they couldn't show it they handed
him a certificate and l,ooO in cash and
hoped he be good enough not 20 say any
uaa-a i-y-- O.. -'-a.. T1-gz.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

BATON ROUGE, La, July 10.-At
late hour last night the house received
message from the senate returning the lot
terry bill and veto thereon in accordance
with the report of the senate judiciary
committee which was likewise transmit
ted. After some flibustering by the anti's
a resolution was passed by a vote of 81 to
q to concur with the senate in refusing to
consider the governors veto and denying
his right to veto a constitutional measure.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
Very LifeIike.

One of the gilded youth gave the follow
ing instructions TO an artist about TO make
his portrait
paint me with book in my hand and
reading aloud my valet to stand in the
background, concealed from observation,
but within earshot in case might wish TO
Ill him ''-ninrin dA visos
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
At the Cluh.

DoIley-Who would have thought she
would turn ont 70 be an heiressS
Dickey-Why. any one with any knovl-
edge OF Tomen-
Dolley-Hew could one guess it,
Dickey-She's 80 eenfoundediy homely.
-Munsey's. -.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
Tsmnornrr I.nnaor.

Algernon traptNFVaslTI-Hear ne vow
hy the light Of yon pale moon, that i
Elf-ida-Dearest. what are you saying
Agernon-ThR hRt the love bear you = as
fair and pure s. the might Of Jon loon
Pitt<5Qrg BuIlstia,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
Ravs Plenty Of sunlight.

The tmports1cs Of letting the sunlight
fall into al parts Of cor dwoldaGs cannot be
too highly estimated Good heAlsh IA de-
pendent on sunlight and pure air. An
eminent physician has sid: Sunlight
should mover % sIcf1Ced except when 50
bright as 20 be uncomfortable % tho eyes.
Exchange.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

SENECA, Kan, July 1O.-The Republican
county convention held today for electing
delegates to the Holton congressional con-
vention, was bitterly divided between Col
Inns and anti-Collins delegates. The Col
Inns delegates were elected by q small
majority, but the convention refused to
pass resolutions instructing for him.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

ORWFNIONINI IN SOU n CNROLINA.
COLUMBIA, :. c., July 10,-The most i'm
portant meeting of the state campaign was
held today at Sumpter, the home Of Earle
the candidate opposed TO Tillman. The
Tillman faction brought over a thousand
men from other counties by special train
to capture the meeting. When Earle was
introduced a scene began. For half an
hour he faced the bowling mob, unable to
say a word. The Earle faction finally
charged upon the body and drove them
from the ground. The ringleaders We're
arrested. During this time there were
several fights and many pistols We're
drawn. 4 general fight with firearms was
expected. After the arrests the meeting
was Earle's.
For a disordered liver try Beecham's
Pills
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
yictoria's Opinion.

1T is very wet weather we are having,
yoUr uajesty," remarked Lcrd Salisbury.
Net soo VET. rze lud. - replied the queen
In fs-t, G1nAt think h.t possible to ave-
- -.ca reiZn in IBIS cornt-T.h
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

WASHINGTON, July 10.-Information has
been received at the navy department that
trouble is imminent between Salvador and
Guatemala, arising out of the recent
change in the government of the former
country. 1t is thought advisable to have
some American war vessels present.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
A suIs1I.IIo Ior I..0 5C4SnOre.

Mr.. Greengrocer-Are yoa going TO the
seashore this summer Mrs. Brown-Stone?
Mrs. Brown-Stone-I think not.
II thought you said the children enjoyed
playing in the sand so much"
$50 did. III let them come over and
play in your sugar occasionally. | guess
that will do as well "-Yonkers Statesman.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
SOUTH DAKOTA INDEPENDENTS.

HURON, ). D., July l0-The Indendent
convention adjourned after putting ticket
in the field. II L. Loucks, president, was
nominated for governor and B. L. NenerS-
dale, of Yankton for lieutenant governor
The combination in favor of Hardin for
congress failed to work and Fred c. Zipp.
of Deadwood, was named. W. Z. Leavltt,
of Lincoln county, carried off the congress
sional plum. Frank Roberts, of NiIlbauk
was nominated for treasurer, and Captain
Lowe, of Bijou, for auditor. Henry Han
son, Of Harvard. was nominated for secre-
tary of state, and ). ". CoSand, of Gettys-
burg, for attorney general
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
CIuhhing Torcthrr.

Harry-Now, Jack, stand up and tell our
guests what you know; it won't take you
very long.
Jack-I'n tell them what we both know;
it won't take me any lonGer.-Racket.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

ONE OF ILLINOIS, FIRST SETTLERS.
OTTAWA, H., July 1O.-One of the old
est settlers of La Sale county, John G..
Nottinger died at his home in this city
Tuesday night of old age. He was s.
years old and first settled in this country
in the forties. He was one Of the first men
to develop the rich coal fields of Streator.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
She Thonrht Il Wa. Tinne.

Delby-Sorry lost my temper; the
truth is I'm not well, but when We get Into
the sir III be quite another man.
Mrs. Delby-I hope 50. In getting tired
Of the old one -Charter
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

COLORED REPUBLICANS IN REVOLT.
CHARLOTTE, n c., July 9-John II.
Williamson, a leading negro politician at
Raleigh, has sent out letters to leading
negroes all over this state agitating the
call of a race state convention at Raleigh
in August. The letter says: The ap-
pointing power of the national administra-
tion has Disseminated against our race;
the same power has ATTEMPTED to degrade
our prominent men by putting them in
menial positions; and the attitude of
white Republican leaders toward our race
Is such as TO indicate that they no longer
desire our support except as servile tools,
and If they voice the sentiment of their
white Republican brethren, then we are
nor further desired as Republican factor
In the politics of this state
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
Announcement.

The Wichita Produce company has been
made tho wholesale aud retail agent for
the celebrated "Ferro- Manganese" waters
Of Excelsior Springs, Mo. - w fri sun-tf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
The FeTro-Nan0aneSe water,

'For disorder, menstruation, anaemia
and sterility it may properly be termed a
port on this famous water of Excelsior
Springs, Mo. % W fri sun-tf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

The Excelsior Springs, Mo-, Waters.
Are sold only in bottles-never in bulk.
- W fri sun-tf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

HIAwATHA, Kan, July l0.-At a dele
gate meeting OF the county alliance today.
it was decided to place a full peoples tick
et in the field Two hundred delegates
sub-alliances. The convention viii be
held July -, one delegate being admitted
for every fifty votes cast last year by ali
parties
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
CLERK SPALOING ALL RIGHT.

CHAMBERLAINs, 5. D., July 1O.-A set
tier reached here yesterday and states that
he met Clerk of Court Spalding, who was
reported to have been killed by Indians,
and that Spalding was on his way home.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
COLLINS DELEGATES CHOSEN.

Immediate relief by using Preston's
'Hed-Ake"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

LINCOLN, H.. July 1O-The Democratic
convention of the Fourteenth district to-
day nominated Owen Scott, editor of the
Bloomington Bulletin, for congress.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
BASE BALL.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

AT BOSTON.
Boston 0 0 0 0 o.
Chicago. 1 0 0 l 90 l o. 3
Base hits-BostOn I, Chicago 6.
Errors-Boston 6, Chicago 9.
Pitchers-ClarksOn and Luby.
AT PHILADELPHIA
PHILADELPHIA. 420131 1O-14
Cleveland ............1 , 0 Q ? 0 3 /
Base hits-Philadelphia IS Cleveland II.
Errors-Philahelph 5Cleveland t.
Pitchers-Nickery and Lincoln.
AT NEW YORK
New York. ...0O552 Ola
Pittsburg rg..............O 0 o 0 l : O.
Base hits-New York Il, Pittsburg IL
Errors-New York l, Pittsburg 5.
Pitchers-Welch and Hecker.
AT BROOKLYN
BROOKLYN n.............1 0 0 0 5 / o.
Cincinnati. 2 0 90 0 0 O.
Base hits-Brooklyn G. Cincinnati 6.
Errors-BroOklyn 3, Cincinnati l,
Pitchers-Niau and CarrutherS-
PLAYERS LEAGUE.
AT BOSTON.
Pittsburg. g.............l0 ) 0 o 0 , 0 o.
Base hits-Boston p Pittsburg2 ,.
Errors-BoSton 12 Pittsburg9 g.
Pitchers-Daley and Tener.
AT BROOKLYN.
Brooklyn. , o I 0 3 0 o s
Buffalo. lo...............0 . 0 0 0 0 /
Base hits-Brooklyn 10, Buffalo 10.
Errors Brooklyn I, Buffalo 8.
Pitchers-Sowders and Haddock.
AT PHILADELPHIA.
Philadelphia .........0 0 ) 90 l III
Cleveland. ..............3 0 1 0 , , l 2-l1
Base hits-Philadelphia 10. Cleveland -
Errors-P Philadelphia Cleveland -.
Pitchers-Butfiiugt and Mailman.
At NEW YORK.
New York.............1 , , ? , O. Q
Chicago. o , 0 0 l O.
Base hits-New York u. Chicago :.
Errors-New York 3, Chicago ,.
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
AT COLUMBUS.
Columbus O 0 0 . ! O.
Rochester,. ........2 o ; 0 0 Ill
Base hits-Columbus 10, Rochester II.
Errors-Columbus 3, Rochester 5.
Chamberlain ana Barr.
AT LOUISVILLE
Louisville. e...........9 $40 900 . o-l2
Athletics. Q 0 0 , 0 O.
Base hits-Louisville Il. Athletics S.
Errors-Louisville ,. Athletics 4.
Pitchers-Ehreu and McMahon.
AT TOLEDO.
Toledo. O211I1 O. g
Brooklyn 0 : o 0 0 O.
Base hitS-Toledo :, Brooklyn Il
ErrorS-Toledo + Brooklyn ).
pitChers-Smith and Daley
Loaded with impurities, your blood
needs cleansing with Ayers Sarsaparills
BROWN COUNTY FARMERS IN LINE.
HIAwATHA, Kan, July l0-Au a dele
gate meeting OF the county alliance today,
it was decided to place full peoples tick
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
CAMPAIGNING IN SOUTH CAROLINA

Bradycrotine cured Headaches for Mrs.
i. j. Moore, Blackshear, Ga.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

Chronic Inflammation OF the Bladder.
Is promptly cured by the Excelsior
Springs, No, waters. % W fri sun-tf
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
CoLOREO REPUBLICANS IN REVOLT

No other baby soap is so pure, delicate,
and effective as the CUTICURA SOAP.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11

rheumatism and catsrrh caused BY poor
and corrupted blood. cured ty Ayers's Sar-
sapsriIla.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
A SENATE CAUCUS.

WHY suffer? Preston's 'Hed-Ake" will
cure you.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
ILLINOIS FOURTEENTH DlSTRlC'

If fails, money refunded; Preston's
''Hed-Ake." "
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
ONE or ILLINOIS, EIRsT SETTLERS.

If you have headache try Preston's
"Hed-Ake en
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
CHOOSING M'KINLEYS OPPONENT.

Cures in fifteen minutes; Preston :
'Hed-Aken
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
FARMERS CANDIDATES IN MANY
COUNTIES.
The AtchisOn County Organization
Surprises Local Politicians
With a Ticket.
Montgomery and Brown Counties viii be
Favored with Peoples Tickets
Grand Picnic at Independence.

South Dakota Independents Nominate a
State Ticket - Democrats Seeking a
Strong Man to Oppose Mckinley
"A Riotous Political Gather
ing at Columbia, S. c.
Political Pointers.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
NICHOuS,VETO RIGHT DENIED.

Cures while you wait-Preston's "Hed-
l-a -
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
WAR VESSELS WANTED.

Immediate, harmless-Preston's 81
Aken
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
MONTGOMERY COUNTY FARMERS.

For a disordered liver try Beecham' S
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-11
BROWN COUNTY FARMERS IN LINE.

Loaded with impurities, your blood
needs cleansing with Ayers Sarsaparilla.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-03-15
An Obliging Statesman.

Col. Thomas, one time member of
Congress, was in Philadelphia recently
and among tales of the old days told
the following about Thaddeus Stevens :
Thaddeus Stevens was sitting in his
office one day with few friends, when
in walked an old lady, wearing a poke
bonnet, blue goggles and carrying a
green alpaca umbrella. She looked
around the room as if in search of
some one, and then said, solemnly:
"Can you tell me where to find
Thaddeus Stevens, the Apostle of Lib
erty."
"Old Thad" blushed.
"Tm Thaddeus Stevens" he replied
shortly.
care you Thad-de-us Stevens, the
Apostle Of Liberty?"
81 reckon | am, ma'am."
The old lady dropped her parasol,
made rush towards Stevens to kiss
him, and when he held her off, she
said:
81 came from Bucks county to see
Thad-de-us Stevens, the Apostle of
Liberty, and to take home with me a
lock of his hair
The Apostle of Liberty took off his
red wig, handed it to her and said:
"There it is, ma'am. Take as much
as you want.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-03-15
Wherein He Failed

elijah, dear, will you dress Willie
this morning? Pm in such a hurry,
and it won't take you but minute or
two"
Certainly" replied Mr.. Bixby,
cheerfully, 81 had just as soon as not.
Here, my little man, come here and let
papa dress you. I'll have you just as
neat as pin in jify."
Willie, aged 4 years, comes reluc-
family from his playthings, and Bixby
begins.
"Now let's off with your mighty
gown, and-keep still, dear, or | can't
unbutton it, There, now we'll-sit
still, child What makes you squirm
about like an eel? Where's your lit
tie shirty? All, here it is, and-sit
still? Put up your arm-no, the other
one, and-can't you keep still half a
second? Put up you other arm and
stop pulling and hauling so! Now,
let's-come here, my boy! What
under the heaven do you mean by rae
ing off like that with nothing on but
your shirt? Now come here and let
me put the rest your buds on ! Stand
till, say? Put your leg in here. Not
that leg. There you go squirming
around like an angle worm! Now, if
you don't keep still young man man,
Pll-stop pulling that chain-and here,
Mary Ellen, you'll have to dress this
wriggling animal yourself! | couldn't
do it in ten years. Go to your mother,
childw
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-03-15
$3.50 PER ANNUM, IN ADVANCE.
A Perfect Woman.

Jones came home at an unseemly
hour one night, and was surprised to
see Mrs. Jones sitting up for him below
the stairs.
"M-M-Maria," he said, huskily,
"y-you shouldn't sit up so Slate when
I'm out on business
AS Mrs. Jones did not answer him,
he continued in an alarmed voice
"Shorry, m dear, but it's last time
tell you I'm sorry. Won't speak to
me?
At this moment Mrs. Jones called
from above stairs:
"Mr. Jones, who are you talking to
at this late hour in the night?"
"Thas'h what | like to know myself"
stammered Jones.
Mrs. Jones fastened down stairs,
lamp in hand. When she saw the
situation she laughed, in spite of being
very angry.
dts the model" she said, "the
model l bought to-day to fit my dresses
on"
eyes, thas'h So, said Jones, tipsily,
model woman-didn't talk back-make
some fellow a good wife"