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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14
RAILROADS.
rI>HE &khAT

MI ahhA ftENssyLv,s,. porrr
6 IHf ssk ~siT Nj bS stlHE
TRAINS y Eject January /. issc; IN /
GONNA SIN AND sfhEEfs : r As Follows lL1hiISs
For httsburg and the Vest. Chicago Limited Express
Fact Lane 1880 am. dSily to Columbus and st
hi n,h,,. with sseplns Cars from ntsburS 70 Co
m MOI, Ind: daily. e.celt Saturday, TO chicago.
Chicago and Cincinnati Express. $50 p M daily
lallor Car Washington 70 hnrrisburg and Siee',.
Cincinnati. ana Dining Car Harrisburg 10 I st
see,sns " este Lanress at 40 I'M daily with
Louis connecting daily at Harrisburg with through
press, 1000 pm dsiiy for Pitisbnrs and the NEST
WIN thrOugh Sleeper to Pittsburg. and PlttsburS
gALTIMORE AND POTOMAC RAILROAD.
For name. CanA ntaigua kOchs Ier anu Niagara FAN,
daily, except unday, b:iOam.
For trie, Canan'agua ANA Rochester daily: for Buff
with Siee lI,g ~ " asui rgtolI 10 l,oci,e.ter ~
For NIIla OFT, Lock Haven and EIulra AZ 10. 80
For a; IN M daily , except apt SUNDAY
Aoh thILADLLPHIA, NEw YORK AND THE EAST
80, :Ou. 1 :uO and IL 40 am, 2:Iu. ID
AZ Loo ana i ,.: y M On Sgnd.y poo
rn Limited E1iress o. pullman P. S,. cara
s;iU an daily. except SUNDAY. and 4:ou p-nL
ealIS with Dalng Car
hon. InILADELPHIA ONLY.
fas, Ehiress .; ~ AIN week dug AID s.: daily
Tor bos,,u sisLout change, ; - pm every day.
for Li"oAiyA, M. sii through l.aI.s coaGect =:
IA "A. a
lle uIrect transfer 10 luItOn street, AvO.dIn-
ro, o st,ai, .erT1-se 1cIoss Ne~ .o.S Cay.
daily '
tor Baltimore. 6:35 7:2O s:lO, 900, q 40, 10 ID
200 and "A 40 AIN, / 800 =: no. ~, .I:.L
aOo, 4:lo, 4:-O, 4, 600, 40 S:lO, IU:OJ
anu 4 20 pm. On suLohs y:UU. 80, lU:5u
II so a.n, &:lU, ~, ~. 90, 4 lU, u o.
. t:1o, s:lu. go anu & 30 pm.
FOR I Ole treeA Line. ~ IN. and 40 pm. daily.
. except lnday.
For ANNAPOLIS, 20, 90 am. l :o5 aud 20 pm
DAHL except SUNDAY. Sundays. 800 am. 4 10
pm.
ALl.AAND IA AND gkDEnICKSBUR,r hAIL-
MAJ AND ALEAANDkIA AMI WASHINGTON
hAlLNAl.
IN LFFECi NOVEMBER lS 1889
ZOE AIeAshafAa, 1bU, O:.,o. ~ . 40, S:4,J, 057
snr l-:Ot Loon. $40, /: ~, 40, 10. q .Ol,
S:V-, ~ 70 hLd 1 :.s1 PIN. Oh SuLL.I "a :.,u,
80, 80, lO:o' a,lns 2;oU, a, 40, o.ul, s.u3
AccoInii4OaatiOn Tor Quaptico, 40 am and %
- pan Wceh days. al Ia. SUNDAYS
FOR lslcnIIoHd and the South, 30, 40. aud
$40 pan. daily. AccoainIOua,IOn 30 pin weeE
days.
Tram leave Alexandra Tor WASHINGTON 600. 7:o5
S:Uu S:lU, JU:Io, II 90 an. l:-U, .D:Uu, o:lu
b;IO :Uo. S:-U AZ :.I--, aIId 80 H. IN On
SGIua5 al y 10 aud 20 am. 2.UU . 10, q. ~
go, o:2O, lu:3- aud ~ ~ pin.
Ilcktts aid iAIornalun Il I4I- DIce northeast
nef vi 'bth street AID cuLsy NalIa ENuLu, ku AZ
tEe htatlOn, mere orders
DrstaHe 10 uee ilLaloh iGoII OteIs aid r,s,
ShAo. T.. tGGD, j. a.. M,hB.t
OeLeta4 AAalaser. i.all Gen ID. Agent
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THE EVENING STAR Is . PAPER
OF TO-DAY, not Of YESTERDAY nor
of LAST WEEK. IL prints ALL THE
NEWS, Local, Domestic aud Foreign,
LONG IN ADVANCE OF THE MORN.
ING PAPERS.
This is conspicuousIy true Of all classes
of news, but especially SO in regard to
Local News and District Affairs.
THE STAR has very much LARGER
and BETTER force Of LOCAL RE.
PORTERS and SPECIAL WRITER'S
than any other paper In washinstos
ever thought of employing, and ITS
MECHANICAL EQUIPMENT AND
PRINTING FACILITIES ARE MORE
THAN THREE TIMES AS POWER.
FUL AND RAPID AS THOSE OF ANY
OTHER WASHINGTON PAPER. IL a
therefore able to print each day . full
report ga every transaction OF pupiic In.
terest occurring I'm the District up -
the very hour OF going to press.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14

by the free use Of the OCEAN CABLEA
for REGULAR AND SPECIAL DIS
time In its ia,or, il Is also able To give
fits readers every afternoon the news Of
the WHOLE EASTERN HkMISPHERE
for the entire day, and up TO IL o'clock
midnight, thus leaving literally nothing
in the way Of news from Europe, Asia.
and Africa for the morning papers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14
Corb;n Victorious.

The annual meeting Of the Philadelphia and
Reading railroad company was held yester-
day at Association hail. Philadelphia. As
was anticipated the meeting was far
from harmonious, the stockholders OPP
posed to the election of Mr. Goblin as president
of the company protesting against
the proceedings. Prominent among those op-
posed TO the regular ticket were Messrs Alfred
Sully, L. h. Dow, lsdor Wormser and Alfred
Rice, all OF New York, the latter making sew
eral vigorous speeches III denunciation of the
manner in which the meeting was conducted
The protests were without avail, however, and
the reelection of the old board OIL
GERS was accomplished throughout.
Mr. Thomas b. Wanamaker, = son of Post
master General John Wanamaker, the fourth
member of the voting trust, offered proxy
vote offered by his father in favor of the oppo-
sitlon ticket, but the vote was declined by the
judges of election on the ground that ma or-
ity OF the trust had already voted and minor
ity vote could not be received
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14
a Woodruff and Clafiin Libel Suit.

SIR Thomas Cook and John Biddelph Martin,
husbands of Tenny Clafiin and Victoria Wood
hull, have placad in the hands of their solicit
tors, on behalf of their wives, the papers in an
action for libel against the Brooklyn Eagle,
claiming $4,000 damage Oh account Of an ar
ticle in that paper last December describing an
interview with Thomas Bryan, chief of detec-
lives, in which he is said to have classed Claain
md Woodruff with common adyenturesses.
Cook says he is tired of this continual SANDER
of his wife and Martin backs him up. Both
are determined to stop il and make an example
II the Eagle 1T whatever cost.
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POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.

~ MA ON AND FOEI MUNhUE.
L 1hE IOPULAR lOUIE
IHE OLD tAkOIi11E s. EAAlE.k GEORGE LEART.
81 LEDi. SAFE. COMFORTABLE
Appointments nrst-c class. Table unexcelled State
rooms large, comfortable and heated bS Polite
ana attenuve o1hcers. 1Lorou discipline.
From Th-street wharf MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS
and III ilD.i \ D at -
tie only steamer landing at Boston wharf, Norfolk
nld Inc only line having exclusive connectIon With
BUslDN AMI pLOk LNCI. SIEAMkRS.
Ilch2ts and rooms at ola ana 1891 PeEnsy iyania
ave., Hawley lUth and II. aud hnoN's E1press,
me- VIII eheck bagSa from hotels and private
'uel.cGs. Telephone 14o-3.
nID NM L. WEIGH, Supt. and Cieu. AIT
y ORFOLK. FOkTRESS MONROE AND IhE
IN Soutn.-On anu alter MONDAl, November 10.
1852 Steamer Lazy oi tus Lake. having been repaired
ana newly iurnIsned, Hll leave olx1u-street wharf,
terminus 9TH and 3Ih steel at pm, TUESDAY,
IiCEsUsy &ilu Suiu&y. hulurLing. IeAEe Ily ues
Wharf, Norfolk. loot Madison 81. CIose connections
Tor >ew lorh, Philadelphia and North aud South tor
state rooms eld Information regarding Height call
hllari OK Telephone Gail "a. Also Is anu %. Ticket
Oihces tlD and loo Pa ave, and HaHIeJ's kxpresa
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Lace Makers Want Shorter Hours

The weavers employed at the Wilkesbarre
lace factory waited upon their superintendent
yesterday morning and demanded the hours OF
labor of the night shift to be reduced from
twelve and half to ten, also that two per
cent reduction in wages made last spring be
restored. Mr.. Atkins declined to give the
men decision and they refused to go to work.
In consequence the factory. which employs SEQ
hands, Will be idle until the matter is settled
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14
pDIDNAC RIVEK IANDINCy
OCEAN STEAMERS.
- HOh1 hOUTE TO LONDON
NJ NulAUUtlI hl b Ia LLOYD g q 90

last Ealress Steamers.
10 Southampton IL0nuon havrel, Bremen
Elder, " eu. Jan. L. noon; W. ezra, We'd, Jan. 90,
am. sale. led, Jan. ~, pm. frsNe N ed, Feb.
., . AIN; Fuldz, SAT-. -. b. 3. am; Lahn We'd,
Feb. -, I0:.,v ..m
Comfortable state rooms excellent table luxurious
saloon appointments Prices: LIST caoin as sul
UPWARD y berth. according tolocztlon; I'd cabin, $50
Az auuit steerage rsteA Apply u n. n. DkOOP
vi PeAn. ava lal3
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14

NHE WASHINGTON ARCHITECTURAL IRo<
AND BRIDGE Monks

Ihsbest facilities IL the city for ali kinds of Iror
work Steel ANS Angles, &c. always in stock
IIns Ornamental Cast and Wrought Iron Work !.
sIeealty keIairs and general machine done ia
tie IL II ard short notice.
sole licensees the District IF Colum bia for the
-GOetz- MITCHELL system OF Beam Anchors and Pro-
ieetors Works, Cor. Sod and alter Tel. 4so-a
CITY Oftce. las q ST. NV. Tel 49,,
10 Washing ton, be
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14

Maj. William Hancock Clark Of the Southern
'ociety in New York who, last Friday night,
ter quarrel with Wilton Randolph on the
'eps of the club house in New York, fired thl ee
acts from revolver at Mr.. Randolph. one Of
Inch took effect, was arrested and subse-
Iuentiy released on q, 900 bail
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14
Will be Tried in Pennsylvania.

Yesterday a requistion was received from
Gov. Beaver of Pennsylvania by p. A. Johns,
agent Of the state, for JOS Wallace, charged with
burglary at the house of W. johnson and re-
ceiving stolen goods in the town of Leith,
Fayette county, Pennsylvania. Wallace was
identified here by Mr.. Johnson, who procured
his arrest on the charge OF bringing stolen
property in the District, and he was committed
to Jail to await trial here.
The requisition WAS presented to Chief Justice
Bingham by Assistant District Attorney Coyle,
who stated that the government would abandon
the charge here. and the usual warrant was
issued. The defendant consented to return and
left in the afternnon.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14

FAST TRAINS TO New YoRK.-The Baltimore
and Ohio trains to Philadelphia and New York
re the fastest in the country. The equipment
superior, the roadway excellent and the
'ervlce punctual. No extra fares are charged
or fast time.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14
DENTISTRY.

ITREE DENTAL INFIKMARi-TEEIH FILLED
and ARTIFICIAL teeth inserted without charge, kept
nient Of Columbian University, pm. daily,
except SUNDAY. lnnrmsry open from October L 70
June 80. se<U-0m
nR STAIR PARSONk DENTIST, 9TH ST,
~ corner NV. fint-clsss Geld Ainalyam and
Nhite illtnxS Especially Aching teeth saved App.
cation 70 Yuns prevents psap IN extracting. Hours;
Sto5 nd
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14

hAndOJne y unequslst a. q Osautiher of the CON-
SisAion. an indlsEensable requisite u the L4,l.rs
Toilet II renders the skin white AID soft an
prevents ehspPins. livery lady should use H. Per
kheunAls1A. an infAlble external remedy for Neu-
,ala r-%S he anu lOothache. 1; fails ~ give
~-'N -
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14

These figures, showing constant ana
large increase in both departments Of
the papers business, need no commsns
They tell the story Of public confidence
and demonstrate I'm the plainest names
possible that THE STAR Is THE RE.
COGNIZED CHANNEL OF THIS CON-
AUNirY FOR ALL BUSINESS con-
AUNICATIONS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14
MOUNT VERNON.

MOUNT VERNON.
Steamer W. W. CORCOEAN, Capt. 1. L Blake.
leaves an ST. wharf uAy IcAcept SUNDAY lor Mount
vernon. ieAS al Az leaSillk asllliA tou auo0g
.,:oU . are. round tray. 81. llcIuu4iis saLlssVa
~ gfSllos atiu iiisislon. selS
4 Oh POTOMAC RIVER Landings
Il MEN lhON 81 EAMLh "NAhEE1EID"
. Leaves IL -stleeJ wLaIi AiONDAl b. II 1.SDAYS
AID BAL linda ! . III q a. III. LetuIlllx 1UkSDAiS
thlDAlS and s0ADA1S J.. n, touching VI hiver
1Guulnss ~ lar Nonl Crsek, Va, st. Clements bAy
iLo leonardtown Al. ConBects wIth Is v. IL. IL az
Si.epLslCs bee schedule. SOilA ~ fADGElI. AsL
T. W AlDlI1, A2aAs3Sr. lS.J
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14

James wakely has given himself up in New
YORK 20 answer Gov. Lowry's requisition of
being interested in the Sullivan Kilrain. fight
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14

a. The esteem in which THE sTAA
Is held by the reading and sdvertasina
public is conclusively shown BY the As-
ures given below.
In the first six months Of each Of the
Eve years named the average daily cir.
culstiou Of the paper was:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14

Equally significant is the showing n
regard to the advertising patronage %
the paper, which is the surest indicsfion
Of publicity. The number Of NEW AID.
VERTIsEMENTs printed In the col.
umns Of The Star during the arst SIX
months Of the years named was ss<sSs
lows:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14
ELocUrIos AND ORAronY.
AlAAINN GNlIEEE nE IInCI-TIO

- PENCEKIAN BUSINESS COLLEGE,
- Corner 9TH and ID SITS. NV.
school of Business AID Counting House Training.
School OF Practical English
School oil Shorthand ana Iypewriting.
School OF TelcgrapLy and Mectrical Scienca
School of SYeliccrlan tennlansEip
School OF Mechanical and Archltec Drawinx
Day and night st ssions.
eau or send Tor illustrated catalogue froe.
HENRY &. SPENCER. Ii. b., Principal; SARA
slENCEk. Vice 1rlciial. se23
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-01-14
woRKMEN KILLED IN SYRACUSE.

severe wind storm ragged at Syracuse, NY.
yesterday afternoon and many buildings were
unroofed. The new freight house of the R. W
and o. railroad in course of erection was blown
down. Sixty-fve men were at work on the
building and William Willis, carpenter, was
killed. About dozen carpenters were
severely injured.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
Auyrcx To zurKxRs.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting teethf II so,
send at once and get bottle Of Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. It's value is incalculable.
It will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm,
mediately. Depend upon it mothers.
there is no mistake about it. II cures
dysentery, diarrhoea, regulates the stom-
sch and bowels, cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums, reduces Inflammation. and
gives tone and energy to the whole sys-
tenn. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for Children Teething is pleasant to the
taste, and Is the prescription of one cf
the oldest and beat female nurses and phys
sicisns in the United States, and is for
sale by all druggists throughout the
world Price 25 cents per bottle.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
A STORY OF THE BLEAK NORTH,
The True Account of the Latest Arcti.
Tragedy.

The True Account of the latest Arcti.
Tragedy.
The frozen wastes about the pole. where
the Esquimaux live. have their love trag-
edies, their Romeos and their Juiiets.
A young seal hunter loved the fair
daughter of one of his richest ncighbors.
She returned his passion, but it was the
old story-unalterable opposition on her
fathers side and the same article on the
mothers with the usual feminine inl-
provements thrown i'll
Between the cake of ice on which the
young sealer had erected his hut and the
larger tioe. which was pre-empted by the
parents of hjs sweetheart, the cold had
broken an impossible crevice some hun
dred feet or more in depth and twenty in
width. Save for a single iutting frag-
ment just thick enough to bear little
more than his own weight his home was
completely cut off from the world about
him. This practical isolation inspired
him.
He began storing up in his humble
quarters oil blubber and other eatables
sufficient for the support of two for at
least six months. He had resolved to
steal his bride, and knew tho: if he
gained his ice foe with har and broke
down the bridge they Were safe from
trouble or pursuit for the winter season,
or until the warmer waters of the sum
mer moved the icebergs to closer con.
tact. By that time he hoped the opposi-
ton of the parents would give way TO
pardon and reconciliation.
The ESquimaux sleep together proInis-
cuously on raised showbanL on one side
of the igioo or ice house. Incased in
thea sealskin nightbags, with the huge
protecting hood over the head and face,
they are as comfortable as their natures
require.
The youth waited outside the girls
home until he felt that all within were
asleep. Then, creeping through the mar
row entrance, he made his way toward
his darling. He seized the long baglike
mass iii which her fair form was incased
bore it triumphantly across the narrow
bridge to his stronghold and ere the af-
frighted elders could pursue him. with
his AK had cut down the ice bridge and
was safe.
Not waiting to hear the objurgations
of those ON the other side of the abyss,
he knelt beside the fluttering form of his
hearts devotion, sure of a short period
of bliss at least, and anxiouslv dragged
back the fur hood to catch a glimpse OF
her sweet face.
He had stolen his father in law Phil
adelphia Times.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
EASy as Swimming.

Mr.. Slimpurse (who has been accepted
by Miss Wealthy without inquiries as to
his financial standingl-I wonder, my
darling, if your parents will give their
consent.
Miss Wealthy (thoughtfully)-Ma has
always been very particular about the
moral character of young men associ-
ate with, and I'm afraid she'll ask a
good many questions.
Mr.. Slimpurse Ooyfully)-Oh. | can
get references from half dozen minis
ters
Miss Wealthy (deiighted)-That splen.
did! Then after that ali you'll have to
do will be to get references from half q
dozen bankers and you'll catch pa
New York Weekly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
THE VERDICT UNANIMOUS

W. D. Suit, druggist, Bippus. Ind,
testities: Il can recommend Electric
Bitters as the very best remedy. Every
bottle sold has given relief in every case.
One man took six bottles, and was cured
of rheumatism of ten years standing "
Abraham Hare, druggist. Bellville, Ohio.
aftirms: "The best selling medicine
have ever handled in my twenty years
experience. IS Electric Bitters." Thous-
ands of others haye added their testimo-
nv. 80 that the verdict is unanimous that
Electric Bitters do cure all diseases of
the liver, kidneys or blood. Only halt
drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
A woman,s Discovery.

Another wonderful discovery has
been made, and that, too, by a lady in
this country. Disease fastened its
clutches upon her and for seven years she
withstood its severests tests. but her vital
organs were undermined and death
seemed imminent. For three months she
cougbed necessarily and could not sleep.
She bought of us bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for consumption and was
so much relieved on taking the first dose
that she slept all night. and with one
bottle has been miraculously cured. Her
name is Mrs. Luther Lutz." Thus write
W. c. Hamrick g. Co.. of Shelby. N. c.
Get free bottle at Hartz & Bahnsen
drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
To Nervous Men.

If you will send me your address we
will mail you our illustrated pamphlet
explaining all about Dr.. Dyes celebrated
their charming effects upon the nervous
debilitated system, and how they will
quickly restore you to vigor. manhood
and health. If you are thus afflicted. we
will send you belt and appliances on a
trial. VoLTAIc BELT Co,
Marshall, Mich.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
Don't Feel Well,

And yet you are not sick enough to con
suit doctor, or you refrain from doing
50 for fear you will alarm yourself and
friends-we will tell you just what you
need. 1t is Hoods Sarssparilla, which
will lift you out of that uncertain. uncom-
Portable, dangerous condition, into Q
state of good health, confidence and
cheerfulness. You've no Idea how potent
this peculiar medicine is In cases like
yours.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
A Question of the Day.

Landlady Showing Jones her apart.
ments)-The hall room you have just
seen is So a week This one is more ex.
pensive. 1t has two windows. you see.
Jones All, like this best tell you
what I'll do. I'll give you S. week for
it and keep the shutters of the extra
window closed. What do you say?-
EDDth
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06

In the pursuit OF the gooa things of
his world we anticipate too much; we
eat out the heart and sweetness of world.
ly pleasures by delightful forethought of
them. The results obtained from the use
of DR.. Jones Red Clover Tonic far exceed
all claims. 1t cures dyspepsia, and all
stomach. liver, kidney and bladder
troubles. II is perfect tonic, appetizer,
blood purifier, sure cure for ague and
msiarsl diseases Price. 81 cents. of
druggists
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06

Mamma, said Johnny, can anybody
hear with their MOUTH"
No, child, don't think they can, re-
piled the ungrammatical mother
Then, mamma, what made Mr. Jones
tell sister he wanted to tell her something
and put his lips to her mouth. instead of
her ears
The mother didn't question Johnny,
but turned her attention TO Mr. Jones,
and that worthy made it all right by the
proper explanations. Merchant Trav-
eler
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
BUCKLEN's ARNICA sAIyR

"OU1H111-1F
The best sslve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands. chilblains,
corns and all skin eruptions. and posi-.
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
OF money refunded. Price 25 cents pei
box. For sale bv Hsrtz & Bahnsen.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06

Mrs. Jsggs (suspicious!y) Your
eyes are watery and terribly infl4med.
Mr.. Jaggs with an injured air.: Well,
next time you give me bible for a birth
day present, don't select one with such
fine print
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
Where Suifkiu. Had an Adyantags

Let's go across the street; there comes
Snifkins, and don't want TO meet him"
why, you're not afraid of little man
like him, are you?'
That's just it; he knows hes SO small
that decent man won't hit him, and he
presumes on his size. !" - Washington
Post.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
No, Wholly Unknown to Him

"Wagners operas carry me right
away-don't they your
Not his operas; no. But l was car
ried to Albany on one OF his sleeping
cars the other night Chatter.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
An Irreyocabie Decision.

He (rejected)-WouId you marry me if
lad S100, 600?
She-No, George. not even for that
mm.-Time.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
Not CnllectiEelN In Errnr-

Minister from pulpit)-Will the choir
please oblige the congregation by max.
ing less noise:
First Chorister-Please, sir the choir
Is not to blame; it's the second tenors
plaid pants!-Binglamto Leader.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06

The sanitary commission of Vienna
recommended electricity instead of hang
ing for executions.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06

Whisky Is said to improve with age
but age doesn't improve with whisky.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06

A man msy be no end of grsmmarian
and still find twenty years in state prison
hard sentence to parse.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-03-06
Fashion, Slave.

Lugsy Coin into the circus business,
Pugsy:
Pugsy-Naw! 1 put my tail up in
papers last night, and it curls so tight
this morning can't get my hind feet on
the ground Puck.