Evening journal., 1890-03-27

ting your shoes on You are only going
across the street" Mrs. Figg-"Oh,
couldn't think Of wearing my slippers
out on the street Tommy How |
wish was street '--Terre Haute Ex
press.
DIR. PrERcE's PELLETS (the Original
Little Liver pills) have TO day the largest
sale Of any pills sold by druggists. FOR
all arrangements of the liver, stomach
and bowels. they are unequaled. One a
dose. % cents vial.
TEACHER on Political Economy You
may mention an infant industry Lively
Young Sitting still and suck
ing one thumb Chicago Times.
NEARLY everybody needs a good medi-
cine at this season, to purify the blood
and build up the system. Hoods Sarsa-
parilla is the most popular and successful
| spring medicine and blood purifier 1t
cures serofula, all humors, dyspepsia,
sick headache, that tire feeling.
~ SEE you've got new man in your
employ Yes. "Is he trustworthy"
II should say so. He'll stick to any kind
Of a story you may wish him to tell. -
Washington Post.
THOSE four lovely groomed cottages at
Creston will be sold at cost They are
built In the most substantial manner by
Mckee and Son The object In building
and selling at cost is to improve the bal
ance of the 500 lots, which are beauti-
fully situated on high rolling ground, and
about seven minutes by electric cars
from Tenth and Market.
GRAVES see they propose to tax
bachelors in Wyoming at the rate OF
| 81 80 year Merriman--"Well. as
they are not married men, they can afford
to pay it. Lowell Citizen.
Ladies' and Gentlemen's restaurant,
Sixth and shipley.
She looked with dismay az the result Of her
And remarked With tears in her eyes.
III this really is angel cake have been MAX
Then. why in the world don't Il rise.
--Terre Haute Express.
Oysters in every style at Mullins res
taurant' Sixth ADD Shipley.
DID you get the pair Of trousers
sent you, Patf| mo. Yer Honor. | only
got wan. Paris Edition Herald.
Buy "Creston" lots now, before the
advance In prices. Sold on instaments
OfRce, 7l2 Market street.
MASSACHUSETTS, Tsacher--"For what
Is the city of Lynn noted2 Small Boy
For its great amount OF seed.
Teacher-"0h, no." Small Boy-"Then
where does linseed come from2' '--Kear-
ney Enterprise.
TRUNKS at Yerger's, 4O7 shipley st.
HE-'T do not approve OF indiscrim--
nate kissing" She-"And quite agree
with you. II there s anything girl
does hate 1t is to be grabbed and kissed
on the ear '-Terre Haute Express
Auction Sale.
The steclx Of dry goods and trimmings In
store No. 100 West Second street. will be
offered at auction every afternoon at 2
o'clock, and continue every evening until
stock is sold. Evening sale will com
mence at o'clock f. T. Stroud q Co.
A samson IN strength, a stronger man
You wouldn't meet Ia day,
But he never lifted thing az home
hat he could kick ont Of the way.
Philadelphia Times
Meals at all hours at Sixth and Shipley9
ONE prone to drink should take as his
motto; "Glass wrong side up with
care. Puck.
HARNESS at Yerger's, 4O7 Shipley st.
MAN at telephone Crying to find ont
who has .rung the belD. "Hello, there
Are you thirty-sevsnl" Young lady at
the other end Indignantly. ''No, you
horrid thing I'm only seventeen. -
London Tid-Bits.
Roast dinners a speciality at Mullins,
Sixth and Shipley.
Put away the little lap robe,
Advertise for sale the sleigh.
For the chances are at present,
That the spring has come 10 stay.
Il Philadelphia Times.
DIR. DRHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, are
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made.
At druggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 N.
9th st. Phila Ladies beware Of limitations.
FADDLEs-"D did ever tell you that
story about my uncle and the snakeY'
Swaddles-"You did, my boy, and I'd
rather believe it than hear it again =
Harper's Weekly.