The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-23
BRIGHT BITS.

IF YOU SUCCEED. you genius; if you do
not, you are fool That is the long and saort
of it.-4tchiSon Globe
with all her faults love her STILL" said che
man WAC paid court TO the widow with large
possessions in whisky interests WGstih gtOn
Post.
so, LUCILLE, Won want to know, What are
the wild waves saying, do you:'
Well they are saying Let us spray. -
Yale Record
CHICAGO GIRL threw my shoe after the
carriage as the we dng party drove away.
New York Girl-What. Without any help?-
Yankee Blade.
THEY say that SLY; the refugee, is proving
puzzle to everybody"
He is, indeed. lie gave himself up yester-
day."-Hdrper' B0zdr.
We COMPLAIN that life is short and yet we
never lose an opportunity of throwing away a
greater portion of it in watching the home
team trying to play ball-IerIS Siftings.
Took IssUE.-"What's this.' said the anarch-
ist, he stopped to look at a sign in front of O.
clothing store; bathing suits? No. it doesn't,
by laundering sight ga-Chicago Tribune.
ExcHANGING CoNFIDEXcEs.- have
such a horror of growing old.
Maud (Sweetly)-I should think you would
have got over it by this time-Drake's Maga
ztne.
AGAIN THE FAcETToUs JEwELER.-Sign-
writer-I can supply you with any kind of signs
you want.
Jeweler-All right. Paint me few signs of
rushing fall trade.-JeWelerS' Weekly.
LITTLE GIRL during a thunder-storm)-
Mamma do they have music in heaven
Yes, my dear"
Little Girl-Well, guess Wagner must be
leading the orchestra.-Ne'c YORK. Weekly
The CuLPRIT lin Enthusiastically, you
must excuse me, but thought it Hetty
Hopper.
Sne-Well, you're eKcusable. A man that
would want to kiss Hetty Hopper isn't respon-
sible for his acts.-Ljfe.
WHAT are YOU doing there in the bath tub,
my dear Mr.. Brown? II is as much as your life
isworth to stay moment in that water. Are
you crazy?
But, doctor, you know you told me to take
those pills that you left me-in water! "-Flie
gende Btdtter-
A SIGNIFICANT WEAKNESS Detective
That pawnbroker is guilty of buying stolen
goods Did you notice him turn white when |
looked at the Watches?
Second Detective Yes. hut what of that?
First Detective-Why when you catch a man
paling it is fair to suppose that he is a fence
The Jester.
A SCISSORS GRINDER. accompanied with his
usual paraphernalia. On his first visit to one of
our country towns, approached q houSekeeper
who was standing in fhe doorway, and asked:
Have you any kniEeS or scissors"
stop right there interrupted the house
keeper; Il said wouldn't answer them foolish
census questions, and won't, either"'-West
Shore.
FOUND OUT WHAr He WANTED TO KNOW
well, " remarked the stranger casually as he
wiped his lips and reached for a Glove, 1T
looks as if that Infamous lottery down south
was going to have things its own way in spite
of everybody"
Il don't see anything SO very infamous about
it, =" replied the mau behind the bar, somewhat
aggreSsiyely.
Let me have one Of the tickets. please" said
the stranger, producing roll of bills.--Chicdqo
Tribune.
FEELING HER WAY,-"Anything wrong with
the coffee this morning, John?'
No, It's good enough"
Biscuits all right"
II haven't any fault to find with the bis
cults
STEAK cooked about right?n
4 don't see anything wrong with the steak.
What are you driving at, NIaria:''
No complaint to make about anything?'
NO; what in the world do you"
John, wish YOU would let lu4 have 80 cents
to buy some ribbons - Chicago Tribune.