The Somerset reporter., 1890-03-06
MISCELLANY.

or a better Washing compound than Savcna. Every
body hkcs saytua that tIIes 1t. Just try pack
sgef yourssl useful present in every pacsage.
The Serpent was the most subtle ofthe beasts
of the field but the army trader is suffer
To overcome the marks of age, all who have
gray boards should Buckingham Dye for
the whiskers, the best and ceanest dye made
for coloriLB bro'cn or bidck.
My son don't fret over your trials. the more
a plate Of soup is stirred the cooler it becomes
"Oh Willie we have missed you' Since you
have been away. darling I've not had one soul
TO send to the druggists for my DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup and when my Cough Syrup is gone feel
like had lost my best frieud.
They are still raising great guns about the ears
oil ChicaY0's obstinate juror sound the culyer-in
"And every shepherd tells his tale, under the
hawthorn in the dale" and on such occasions ev-
cry shepherdess takes cold, and suffers tortures
with neuralgia until some sensible, well-inform-
ed citizen advises her to use Salvation OH
A mani hair is good deal like man himself.
After certain age 1t ceases to come to the front.
Remember that Ayers Cherry Pectoral has no
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| tions of the throat and lungs. For nearly half
century II has been i'll greater demand than any
other remedy for pulmonary complaints. All
druggists have it for sale.
A new "boy preacher has dawned on the
| land. 1t was time. His predecessors are fast
becoming fathers In Israel.
THE cntLpREN's HEALTH must not be neglected
Colds in the head and snuiies bring on catarth,
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once. II is perfectly safe aud easily applied into
he nostrils. 1t also cures catarrn the worst cases
| yielding To it,
| The nervous timidity OF brides and grooms
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cnnirhntin9 barnes to ."-
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They tell me your consnmptiye patient thought
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last. Yes. lie declined with thanks
| 1roM appearances. -A worthy gentleman hay-
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OF being tippler on the sly, by those not az ain
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In Bowery Restaurant. Customer-This is
| is vegetable soup. l ordered chicken. Waiter
| examining the soup)-Dat's so, sir my mistake.
fought dem celery tops wus feathers
That brassy ringing cough means Il ctoupy night
Give johnson Anodyne Imminent.
Dropped on sugar, children love to take Johnson's
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Concessions and pneumonia may often be pre-
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Expectant Bridegroom-"So you won't be
best man at my wedding, Tom. why thought
You the best friend had. Cynical friend
- 80 l am that's why l decline.
For Group and whooping cough, mothers try
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Bronchitis crarrh, asthma vanish before the ma
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Nervous headache, wakefulness relieved by inhal
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"That mans genius He started pistol fac
tory and invented new cannon " CHATS
nothing. know u man who started bucket
shop and made barrel
Dipthcria has often been cured with Johnsons
Anodyne Liniment, when doctors gave il up.
A friend in need is Johnsons Anodyne I.inme.t
more families should know, and use it.
81 could nst get my coat on, but Johnson's Ano-
dyne l.iniment cured my rheumatic pains,
Female shopper. Old Friend -"Your wife |
seems to be spending good deal of money at
the stores. Is she cxtrayagant :" Yes If time
is money"
To Nervous Men.
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VoLTAIc BELT Co., Marshall, Mico.
Mr.. Crook Ito chum )-"so you've been get
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