The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-12-06
ALL SORTS,

Owing to the approach of an expect.
ed event Mrs. Mary Anderson Navarro
will not return to America for some
time.
On account of the Mckinley bill in
creasing the price OF materials, the
Ohio Falls car shops has lowered the
wages of body men Ia per cent. on
| coaches.
The war tax on quilts is doubled.
As Mr.. Jason Gould would remark.
poor people can double mp In cold
weather and sleep spoon fashion -
Atlanta Constitution.
Robert j. Burdette, the humorist, is
in receipt OF letter from his son, Robt.
}. Burdette, Jr., aged thirteen, 10 this
effect: "Dear Papa: | dreamed last
night that had a safety bicycle. Do
you believe that dreams come true!'
"I greatly fear" said Mr. Burdette,
after reading the letter, "that this
young man is going TO be humorlst."
Z A FreDchmsn has taken advantage
= of the big neckties which men are wear
4 ing and has constructed a camera which
fits perfectly into them. The pin forms
the nozzle OF the machine. and the tube
| runs down under the waistcoat and is
u buttoued Just under the lower pocket.
q The camera can be exposed by this
: application and by pressing the tube
IL all instantaneous photograph can be
o taken.
y Dollie (snuggling quite close to his
~ watch chsin) -"What have you in that
~ locket?" Chollie-"A postage stamp"
- Dolle. .-"Goosie What postage stampT
!" CholiIe-"rhe one on your last love
- letter. / detached it carefully. 1t
h D. touched your moist red lips. 1t often
II, II, iul fellow! I'm 40 sOrryl" Chollie--
~ "Sorryl Nhy!" Dollie- -"Because I
- noistened that stamp by pressing 1t on
u o. Fido's dear, damp nose. e.'--l'ittsburgh
Bulletin.
Among the immigrants who landed
at New York on Thursday was family
OF Russian Jews, consisting OF man
~, wife aud eleven children and grand
Mt children, all suffering the rDiseries o
he abject poverty, I'D judge by outward
Of appearances. Their clothes were dirty
10 aud ragged, and the value of all thei
ma. effects would not exceed 81 so. Th'
~ party was bound Tor California. Th'
70 Inau was quetiioned TO ascertain
~; whether they we're likely to become
hst paupers, when he produced from vari
nc Gus pockets coins and drafts amounttn
mid to nearly 5000.
nal A gallant Georgia editoi, in answe
hor to a query If he had ever seen bal
ere headed woman, says: "No VIC neye
ing did Why should we? Nor we neve
ith. saw q woman waltzing around town
dis. her shirt sleeves with q cigar betwee
and her teeth stepping into every saloo
the she saw; a woman going fishing VIII
Ison bottle in each pocket, sitting on u
'ere damp ground all day and going hon
q on drunk at night. Neither have we SEE
C on q woman yank off her coat, spit on n
lack hands and cay she can whip any son
girls q gun In town. No, God bless her, sl
hen amt built that way"
In A Pennsylvania who gave his enti
'ker fortune to q medium to be sent 10
ness dead wife, who was represented
anu sadly In need i'm s'the other world
the has finally awakened from his crednll
oniu and sued the medium to recover
, as money. He was 80 thoroughly dup
hers that he sold his farm and gave the pI
way ceeds to the medium for transmissl
'aVen to his wife. Il is when such incidel
owes become public that we realize
ys Is tremendous force and truth OF
'ugnt French swindler's adage that "ther'
"' ~ 1901 porn every mlhutc. hnu
p our fools are not all dead.
~ Ii the face is clue to the feeli
- a England's queen must be in melsnch
'"' mood. She seems absorbed In mot
thoughts, and when something attr,
her attention she lifts her head VII
. start as IL In mind she had been
away. Her face 10 habitnally spirit
IN De- dull. She seems heavy. When
drives nobody cheers her but the
lsrries pie stand silently to one side, and
3 from or two is lifted, to which she pay
ing as attention. The English princes
yaks. princesses are rather meianc
il ar looking lot this autumn with the pr
d who of Wales half an invalid and blue
marri. milestone, the princess OF Wales q
lasting especially as to the blues, the Prii
ford to Louise used up, the princess Hem
Battenburg sober and not robust
in this Duke of Clarence long faced and
emed a guild, and the duchess of Fife 90
10 true, cate that when she appears in p
ends; she looks filter to 60 to bed and h'
ing the cry.