Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-07-30

People who talk dolarsgeae ally trade
n pennies.
i i the Fellowship that navigates the
college course.
kerosene oil can--Blow up hired girls,
for one thug.
La'or conquers all things, oven the
man who tries TO do it.
Pensions to sailors would scarcely be
wleckless pensioning.
The man who caches dozens of blue
fish is hardly blue fisherman.
Atlas held up the world 1t is not
stated how much he got out of the job.
He-How can express my great love
for you? She-Send it along as freight
If you can't marry woman with dol
lars the next best thing is woman with
sense.
The sugar trust is not interested in
the suit for Infringement of sand sep
arator.
A kiss is always matter of news. A
report of one is never heard until after
it is printed.
When lovers hang over the gate there
is a good deal to be said on both sides
before they quit.
How many things there are to laugh
1T in this world to the girl who has pretty
teeth and dimples.
Food for reflection is mince pie and
cheese. 1t keeps one awake nights for
rejecting purposes
The .fference between suitor and an
Office seeker is that one pays court and
the other courts pay.
When man finl a button i'm his salad
he will hardly take the excuse that it is
part of the dressing.
1t is the lawyer who asks a suspension
of public opinion until he has secured
his fee in a criminal case
Tie going out of the tied-the depart
ure of the bride and groom from the
church after the ceremony.
Cantwaite-Sir, your bill has been rum
ming six months.
De Fer-Let it rest. please.
The difference in the chicken and the
watermelon is that one must be pulled
down and the other pulled up.
When saloon keeper improves his
Abar" it is not for the purpose of letting
bigger "schooners" pass over il.
To hear the colle e freshman talk one
might be parlone for thinking that
pretty girl is the neblest work of God.
A mans enjoyme. t If a melodrama is
intensified by tie opportunity between
the acts of having mellow dram or
two
Your militiaman always feels happy
when he gels insi le his military togs.
Then, if ever, comes uniform good ma
ture.
"Oh, Black is very thorough. No
half way about him.
"Why, / unders .ooI he was an ice
dealer.
He-The outlet is c)ld again. darling
Now, what would you do if / scolded
just little? She-.la.se it hot for you,
dearest.
Buffalo Bill has bought residencs in
Naples. 20 sibly he wants to live where
the lasso- -roni will remind him of his life
on the plains.
@What success did you meet with in
collecting rents in the French apartment
house to-day z" "None. was met with
fiat refusals
"How inferior Jaegg appears beside
Lis big and quee,il9 wife Z"
yes; she make, him look like mi
nority report.
An exchange argues thu. "a man does
not have to sit n all tie tine to
make living" No; he wants to get up
and get little.
@Its pretty tough luck, complained
che big trunk, @tofi yourself completely
strapped just when you're starting off on
long journey"
1T seems to me that you and your
wife are always fighting. Why can't
you get on together
Because she's so offish.
Chauncey Depew says that he knows
nothing about two things, to wit: Real
estate and women, and Chauncey is one
of the happiest men living.
@Ma, : said a little girl, willie wants
the biggest piece of pie, and sink
ought to have it cause he was eaiin' pie
two years fore was borned-
Madge-Who are those flowers for?
Maude-I haven't made up my mind
vet whether to send them to Dixey or 90
that lovely wife murderer they are going
70 execute tomorrow.
@My income is small, said a rather
dilatory lover, -and perhaps it is cruel
of me to take you from your fathers
roof. But don't live on the roof, :"
was the prompt response.
II wonder where those clouds are
going?n sighed Flora, pensively, as she
pointed with her delicate finger TO the
heavy masses that fioated in the sky.
~I think they are going to thunder, said
her brother.
The University Of the City Of New
York, /" remarks the Tribune, has just
graduated SO lawyers fun pack. We
/ hope it does not contain more than the