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Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03
MaoHsEsr HAs BROKEN ram.
The POcOmche cay burglar Gives
Ihe mar1 land Authorities the Siip.

The POcOmohe cay BurEInr Gives
Ihe M arr Innd Authorities the sip.
Tho following telegram, received by hir.
Swiggett on Saturday has created lively
interest In police crcies and at the city hall:
SNOW Hill, Mn, March 90 lSa0.-Hiitian Y.
SuiJBth, Chi 81 Polics; Engcue ., Mhcheres
has broEsn from oul Jail. Keep a sh ZIP look
out Tor him In your city. W. ). WILSON,
State Attorney for Worcester comfy, aid.
Tha crime for which b4cheret wac ar
rested by rho Wilmington police AMI de-
ilyered over TO the Maryland authorities
thursday last Is sufficiently iresh In the
minds Of the public not 10 need rehearsal.
Chief swiggett has made full dispositions
Tor the prisoners arrest should hs be seen
within the city jurisdiction. 1t is supposed
from the wording of tho telegram that
Maoheret made his escape at some time dur
ing last night. During his Incarceration In
he cells here Chief SwigRett had special
officer closely Watching the prisoner as bis
intention to give the otticers theslip should
ths opportunity offsr was strongly sus-
peeted,
special dlspRtch from Snow Hill, Md,
TO the Baltimore sun Monday morning gives
the following additional Information In re-.
gard to the escape and recapture Oh
Eugene j. Macheret, the Pocomoke Oily
burglar. After giving the names Of Asher
Walker and Joe Reed as the other men VINO
escaped with Macheret, the story continues:
One Of them, Macheret, was recaptursd
few hours later aud again lodged In lail.
The otner two arc still 1t large. They had
been confined IN one cell In the north corr
uer Of the building, witch ts brick sGruc.
ture. The cell has two VII dows, covered
With heavy iron grating, and 1t was through
one of thess hat the exit was made. SererR
u the iron strips were cut until an aperture
about foot square was formed, through
which the men pressed and lot themselves
town 10 the ground by rope made OF
blankets, The discovery Of the escape was
ilrst made by Constable D. II. Lewis, who
Immediately arOueed Jailer Binner. A
small Hla was found Ia tho cell, and two
aricKs were concealed beneath q blanket,
which were supposed to have been held In
resetve for uas IN case the men were sud-
ieuiy coma upon IN their work.
MRcheret rOt ii taf a1 Pine Grove, n VII.
"a ahont nina miles from Sno~ Hi, on
10 Iosd legdlnG to Salisbury. He there
lroke into the store o. sir Udah Dicketson
md secured a lot of cheese ANA CRACKERS.
ie was saan by AIR. Diekei son just as he
vas leaving and chased into u nelghbor-
ug wood and captured. Reed aud Walker,
Who ARE still abroad, had bean in Jail about
wo month"; on charge OF stealing terra
1ius. They hail from Cnincoieagns Island,
Va. Walker Ii tall and slender. with fall
lack beard. RAai Il short, tntrs-set, With
lack ewes, short black monstaChB aud light
aGir. Walker left several letters behind,
ne addressed to Hon. George W. Coving-
on, fiom whom he was charged with hav-
Ig taken Ierrap.ns, and declaring him sslf
taocent OF this charge.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03
Pears Soap ls the most elegant oiletadiunct
fho TRWnnHy shcritR Decides co
Ayu,d lkcnnOyMt pFDce.dings.

AVOID IkenlOymt PFOceedings.
NEW York, March 20 1t was rumored
his evening thai sheriff FlGck had resigned
SIS ofilGr aud shortly after came the Q III ,ial
l0tilicHtion from Albany that Governor
All had the lettor OF resignation, and had
lceepted It.
This action on the part ct the sheriff did
lot create much surprise among the politi-
;lnns. II had been expected for several
taye-ever since, IN fact, charges were pre-
terred against Flack and he was orderedto
sppear before the governor.
Tho letter was written only after long
CONSULTATION with bis counsel ex.Judgt
Russell, and at the solicitation OF hi5
friends, who impressed upon him the fact
nat thu governor would surely remove
i'm, and that by getting ont of office he
3onlh eseapa much Of the criticism which
~ been detected at him.
There IL much speculation as to who his
lcGessOr will be. The most frequently
mentioned man IL Emigration Commits
.oner Ridgeway. Under sheriff Sexton, Il
thought, also has show, while the DIRK
nbfse In this race seems To bs OK United
HtetAs Internal Revenue Collector dBlgehch,
New YaRW, March 3l.-Judgo Barrett
read his decision on motion for neN
iRl in the Fleck case this morning He
-enied them oil, and on motion OF the
ilstrlot-sttorneY sentenced the convicted
ongpirat0ys.
IL sheriff james A. Fiack was sen.
need TO psy tias u $3.50 and 10 be
-uprisoned in tho county jail, to wit
"a city prison for two months.
Joseph Mesks wss sentenced TO pay
inc of $500 and 10 be imprisoned in the
0unty jill for one month. William Il.
Fiaok was sentenced 10 pey fiue Of $500
nd TO be imprisoned in the psnitentisry
cur months.
nilwor.h 0hoete vRs declared guilty Of
flmiral contempt and sentenced 10 80
lays imprisonment and TO pay H. OF
500 ChcAtG is the reporter who ascretrd
sin.sslf Ia thu room waete the Flsck jury
vas considering its verdict.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03
Eaer DEATH Causoa ny sne Grip.

VAST CHESTER, Meron 25.--'lister Leo,
vile escaped from the convent Of the In-
msoGlata Heart, in ihis place, yesterday
morning, died ut o'clock this afternoon
Of pFtalysis Of the heart, supsrinducea By
the exposure OF day while in sick
condition. The sisters of the inatitntion
and the attending physician state that the
girl aoted sOisiy from impulses resulting
from so attRck OF the grip, and that her
conditira to-day waa unchanged mp to
noon, II appears that white her attend.
ants were attending to other dutiaR early
yesterday morning the girl spraug from
her bed, and, rnshinR down stairs few
into the street asking people whom she
met to saye her. Shs was soon capyht and
returned to tbs convent by two sisters ana
placed under careful medical treatment.
She was known in the convent al Sister
LEO, AMI sha was brought here from tina
parish OF the Church Of the Gssu, rbiis-
dalphia, about six months ago. She WAS
ahout 80 years OF ego, and the sisters
represent her as being ono OF the most
plseii in disposition, when heraslt, OF ANY
At their inst! uLion.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03
nunrrl.h California.

NlRmclN ,InlJ Encenal MArch llIh.
Tho marriage Of James a. COLI e, the
veil known carpenter aud builder, AMI
hl-s Elizabeth Davies took place in GhtinD
Ghuron at AN early hour yesterday mort
IAg, The ceremony waS performed BY tn
Rev. A. L. Perkins, Judge Ellsworth acting
.a BEST man. rha bride is a sister OF Mrs.
John II 5gerS, ami IS charming young
lady. the happy couple departed iinme
tlIately for Santa Rosa, where tnsY will r.
main TOR 4 Reek On their return they viii
TAX mp their residenoe 10 the hspdsomr
new cottage recently erected by Ic. Collins
IN Sgn Antonio avenue,
Mrs. Collins formerly lived In Whining
oa and IL pleasalty remembered by /
afge circle OF friends here.l
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

ulsfsynhn VINO are annoyed BY MA
iouRhinS nnl nasal frumpailncs so M.
nor u churenes and mr-tiux house4 N
~ t'9-on Of ~ year, cannt do pttte
dlA'e r-sp,t to "TlaIc'a n ,s,y ., ;In.a.
h"uHd Sntt Tar" he rcFu,t ~ Ia. h i..iso
u isk"n5 vii be conn rRtivp-G ljet on tas
lnereeilnt SthHRth ;f,rtni- pG.pi. ,t,,.,y
VIII py that !ma have .Tlc',d Il r.,i.srsi
cure. Many pastors 4nnw from axp4rt1nne
the Valno or no preparation ~ n cure ror
bronchial hirsoticns, and can thern,o,a enn-
sc,enllGualy endorse II. Sold b. dr,g ytsts
oVerSWhefe ut 10 aud 80 cents and 81. Great
eayiag by purchasing .Arsa sI.s.
Pixies TcotnSchs psops cure a ,ro
lnlAsts, ~ eEo
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03
Four suiidlu g.tn sali.bury burned

SALISBURY. March 30.-Ine fourth tirs
in Salisbury during March, three of which
occurred this week, was on yesterday
building belonging 20 MIR, Milton
A. Parsons and occupied by Thomas
Il. o. Morgan as liquor saloon
aud Mintie Collier, colored, 0s q restanr-
mt, was burned. A bucket brigade first
put cut the flames, but two hours later
they bnrst out anew and ware coon
beyond control, sLna!! store, also be,
longing to Mr. Parsons and occupied by
helry Messiek, was the mex to take nee.
Next the liquor RRilon OF Henry Byrd
and warehouse Of Humphreys aud Thigh
man, Just across the street, were abl,z.,
and all four OF the buildinga basned to
tho ground, The leRt two had lust hean
repaired from the damages sustained by
fire in January and were without iDsur-
auce. Mr.. BYRD had $3.50 on his stock
OF liquors. There was $500 insuraacB
on Mr. Parsons property, The colorad
woMao, Mintie Collier, lost $50 10 money
eui nearly all her clothing, besides her
-four an | restaurant fixtures. The burned
buildings we're across the pivot bridge at
the foot Of Main street, in tho msnutac-
taring centre OF Salisbury, and were
almost surrounded " lumber yaria and
factofio9. AZ q strong north vest wind
was blowing ~ the tina il waJ 81 fi,st
thought that tho town WAS doomed, but
by the good service OF the fire company
4 The spreading Of tho flames was prs
vented. The ire originated from a spark
\ from e smoksstack ii tho neighborhooi,
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

In all discusses Of tic nasa. mucous mem.
hrRne h"rourlY w d must be non trrftaiIng,
lae nudte! profession ms Uoon stow 10 10 m
ms coming Nhii4tut usy rpn be accom-.
rilhh'd "lll' i%ii'hcS, snuifs, powders o. syr-
lnEes because they Hrh all Irritating do i,5t
ihar9iEhNy reach tho Affected surinccs and
th9Nii r. 9bhnd1aci AZ WORSE than failures.
= ntullitune o. persons Uio had for ycnra
n en ~ me worry nj pain that cntarrh nm
Croam Balua- w LiS .
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03
Pears soap secures a naaasIfal complexion
4 Co,ored ,vanan isrn,any beaten

coiOred woman giving the mama OF
Anne Thompson was Brought Into the drug
store OF Dr.. James II. Morgan on Sunday.
She was blniIgb sill over with rags and
covered with -four. The neignbols who
beaten her almost to death and then thrown
kettle OF scaIdinS water over her, lha
woman had every appearance Of Huch
treatment. Ga examination Dr.. Morgan
discovered that in addition to tue sculdug
the brutal iuau's victim had severe scalp
wound tito iulsx tllGer u her Right hapd
was almost severed, hsr loft shout er wsa
dislocntsd har face Was bruised md The
skull exposed ovsr the oyes. Il took \ long
time aud careiu. work To Rmeliorats the
untortunats wotaan's condition. Thnmp-
son has run away. The couple lived al
No. 1903 Clsymont street,
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

James r. Davis, alias William d. Shackle-
tArd, WAS hangel on. Friday at Pittshoro,
Worth Carolina, Tor the murder OF John
Horton several months ago.
In the unlted States Senate yesterday
geek Messrs, HaWley and Gray were az.
pointot visitors to attend the annual ex-
Nlnlnations III West Point.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

\ III store Tor Az who use Komp's tInlsnm for
lie flttUlt and lungs. tIe great t.lflrtntoed
! remedy Would you d lioyr tnitt ii IL sold on
~ itrfh nnG TINT any druggist Is authorized
~ nv pFNpuSt"fo y tha wonderful remedy 10
rivn you u sample bottle ncrP iLuoyer iniig IN
tAfe cute " chronic coughs. All driIgEi4ts
rell IsompB BalsanL Largo bottles 10 cents
and 81.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

Edwin o. Taylor, late proprietor OF til
Delaware House, this city has heon grantee
4 liquor llconsa Tor the rnWmhu HousA n
West Chester, He encountered the Ho-l
stubb1rn opposition when his application
quirai two days. After haldlae the Dc
aiston up far several duys tho court granted
The RpplleAtian.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

AMSTERDAM, y. Y, Match az. Since . a.
N. nearly 6svon inches OF snow has fallen
the Mohswk Valley At 8 O'Clock 1t was
mailing. Railroad tranle Is somewhat i'm.
Daded
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

I.lsaaN. HSrIh 2B--If Is stated that the
laiins OF Ragland and the United States
retng from the Heizure Of the Dslegoa
Bay railway by the puftu sueEe government
aaya betn settled with the exjtp ion OF car
wing out c5rtGin formllitias.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03
sc:Ier.nnv,,I. A,so S,rIca.n.

JErEGRsoEyHIE, lisp, March 2s.--Tha
,ornado iast Lisht destroyed is to 90 resi-,
lhncgs Ia lstfeisDnvllls, Thnre were No
fatalities hsre. The bridges ACROSS the
ONO are uniulured,
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

CHEsrEgrowN. March 27.-ur. NJ. r
Gp-iae, who his been contracting shoe
store In Ghesferfawn for several y4ars, bst
came embarrassed because u the impossi.
bility to make collections, and yesterday hi
closed mis- store aud made ~ A4-tFnme4t tf
II. W. cgers for the ben n Of his nrei
fora. His liabilities are not stated, hu. be
expects 70 pay dollar for dollar.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

Attrrreygeneral Martin h1s resigned
ttotn tho Manitoba cgblaet T. under.
TODD that differences with his followers on
ne separate sehools and railway questions
as tue cAuse Of his ratIrement.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

"hsa nfSy was sick, we rave her r'sg.ur.s,
When she was Child, she cried fo- Castor:s.
When she became Miss, she ciins to Castorls.
When she had Children. she gave tlr.a Casio. q
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

Tho stolen articles nf isGelry found 4,
the cellar OF james G. Tdthilp1 house, ii
Newark, N, j., have oaen identified bY ii
persons, ani 4 separate charges have been
made against him
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

The Il 'sh speedily raunites when ohsti-
nate cores are cleansei with dlenn's Sui
phur Soap.
"HiiI's Hair End Wnisker Dye" black or
brown. EQs,
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

"iIa that hath Il and will rot keep IT," is tho
man who has disposed OF his caIarrh or In
nuenza by the use OF Old SAuls Catarih Cure,
the greatest emedy known. Price only 70 cents
per lVx.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

MARI J Tyson, former widow OF Bsnjn-
min T. Pearson OF Wilmington, hps been
granted pension
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

LANCASTER, Pa, March 97,-hlrs. II 4bocoa
=. Cameron, widow Of Colonel James
Cameron, brother OF the late General Simon
Cameron, died last night aged 50.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03
New Work a, .Iacsson 4 saarp,s.

The Jackson & Aaaip Com peuy nays 50
cured this eontfsct for ths MN RorE Of the
following new buildings Ia Philadelphia; A
private residence 10 b, stse.ei at tl9 Obr-
rsr Of Fittesnth and w6lAut streets pub
40 school al tie corner Of Thirteenth and
norman etrsars, and \ lsrgs marRet house,
~ be erected 8. 1hlrty-lgst and Chestnut
sRsst4,
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

H,iiFlnn hEGa 81 thB sermon pracei.
.ng MS mornings session Of w;lp,iGgtGn
Il b y3rta as, delyarsd by ne Hey. A.
Nv r ynan, wAs sGss -sted BY the text
S36G XIV !2,
II 4l stets'1sn N re7att - the Churce
ErspRiOn SOCIETY," ft.2. Dr.. kYaett a3Id th0
s1ci7rr has raea'y Z from tE'5 10 ftr lea
en- Z! tHH Fr0n tEt RDHlafV tia eolf4rs
eui4 hs4 received Sl2 G2J ID Donations
N1il cat alnWei TIM, to,da} attendance
IL mH4g3rs va 'yth Ii eGsess Of ysstaTs
G9e'a,
Tho e1nfgTenre trssIurRr was authorl2al
70 pay uls IN hand to PARTIES althurizoi
tJ rraeisd tfaIn,
InS following Tsra Introduced: Rsv,
I George W. Tota, a ptohRtiUper ~ the ffst
| FsaT wA0 viii l,e received BY transfer from
ehHisPlia G9ntereuce; Il y. Frank
4 Fi.t8ler, isHeOn Of tbs first Ctass who
4 81 Ee rreH.vai hy trGnsfHr from West
/ Nr=la.4 G3Eisren z; Row j. 4. Moore, WIS
4 ia FIRE ur NJ tee ycr from NV
! N ~ G1n'erepc4i Rav. +, Y, fshiaf, Il
1 H'p' 4 G.nt u thr sacGad Year tran 'Yrrei
+, y9M CsLc matt Gy4feseu04; R"v, = iwAfl
| tragHtn, i nrst year pr h& Toner, tran :
'-,rsi rom East Itl1e Gputar4nrr. rTa.
-lt!4. Ed8r tore iita and Rsv. pr, 3 ".
| IAD "a' q Pbil s3alpaia opfereHGs, HAV,
| Df3 Ellisll ard Myers Of Baltimore Can-
iersars and Ry, John Werthmaa Of NaW
Jersey ClGtsteHaa.
a rss3lltion offered BY Rev. 7. e. Martin,
dale, expressing sympathy for Bishop
Hurst 10 hls bereavement, was adopted.
EaT. N. ~, Browne read tine reports d
Captain Alexander KelE. treasurer Of the
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-04-03

BuraRn March 2S,--R.v, Alfred Smith
conduct cd the devotional exercises which
preas1ed thtI mornings session OF Wal
muRtop II Il, Conference.
Immediately aItsr Blthop B0wmnn hai
opslsd tha sss ion telegram frau 3'ahop
Fowler, rxprr ang hte lows Tor MI. confer
snca and rr!urung thanks for h ls1 am
1t -ymp4thy ssnt to him on Wednesday,,
was ftst "a.
Iatrohuctlons followed, Ray. Drs. Evans,
VIC sh and Ki'teuhDIse Of PlllHd4 D lila
Conferences, P-of Van Meter Of Bgui1Ipre
conference, R.v Or. MoIstt OF Nav jersey
Conference, snd the Rav. Or Stoves OF
UTAH Conferences. being presented.
Dr., Evans was heard 10 behalf NJ tho
church uf Dickinson College, Carlisle Pa.
10 the course Of his remarks ne stated that
William N. Bingeriy yesterday promised to
| have put IN the church 3 window which
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10
Too Frequent Use of Telephone.

"Can l use your telephone
This question was asked of Mr..
Valentiner by young man who
entered his drug store, at the corner
of Clinton and John streets, yester-
day afternoon.
Certainly" said Mr.. Valentiner.
pointing to the instrument, "go ahead"
"But | haven't any money"
"That's all right; I'll charge it to
your brother" said Valentiner.
Something in the mans appearance
attracted the attention of a reporter,
who happened to be in the store at
the time. The young man clutched
the phone with trembling hand and
giving quick, sudden ring, shouted
hoarsely into the miscrophone:
"Give me 43,OOOl No; that amt
the number. What's Stella's number2
l know it's in heaven, but what's the
number ?"
By this time the reporters aston
ishment was almost uncomfortable,
but, strange to say, Mr.. Valentiner
did not seem to share it-he simply
whispered:
"Wait 1"
Again the young man gave spas
modic ring.
"I've been waiting long enough" l"
he shouted again. II tell you give
me Stella" "No. l can't find the
number. No, won't wait l won't
wait. l won't. l won't"
And in a frenzy he dashed the
phone against the wall and rushed
from the store.
There is one of the strangest cases
on record" said Mr.. Valentiner, when
the writer had somewhat recovered
from his surprise. THAT man was
as sane as you or l five years ago.
His name is John Rickerhof, and he
lives here in the west end. Five
years ago he was clerk for a New
York exporting house. He had be-
come so worried, being of an excessive
ly nervous temperament, by the con-
slant ringing of the telephone all day
in his ears that, though sane on all
other subjects, he is crazy on this, and
runs into drug stores and uses tele-
phones in nervous, unstrung way,
calling the name of former sweet
heart, long since dead. His case is a
psychological study."-Cincinnati In
quirer.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10
Never Deserted Him.

A clergyman was lamenting the
fact that his congregation appeared to
be restless during his sermons, and de-
clared that many of the members of
his flock would get up right at time
when he fancied himself most impress
sive and would leave the house.
"That's bad" answered young
preacher. "but l must say that do
not experience any such annoyance.
Not single member of my congre-
CATION gets up and goes out during
services"
"You don't say so !" the first speak.
er exclaimed. "How do you manage
it
81 don't manage it at all-seems to
manage itself
Don't they complain when you
preach long sermon ?"
"No, l never heard word of COM
plant"
"That is indeed singular. Your
people must have been exceptionally
we'll brought up"
"No, l think not"
"Then you must be one of the most
eloquent of men. What is your style
ofpreaching2"
"Oh, rather dry, l am compelled
to admit. / do not possess the faculty
of drawing an interesting illustration
or Of throwing out bright idea."
"Well. well, l have never heard of
anything SO wonderful. And you tell
me that no one ever gets up and goes
out ?"
eyes, that's what tell you."
"Well, / don't understand it at ALL"
"Oh, it is easy enough to explain.
l am chaplain at the penitentiary."-
Pittsburgh Dispatch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

81 think it is rather dangerous to
let you go driving with the major,
Mary; you see he has only one arm"
"Oh, that won't matter; you see /
can also drive myself" Philadelphia
Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

The young man should always
marry for love, and never for money,
of course but is it any harder to love
a girl because she happens to be rich
-Somerville journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

We are told that there were times
when Caesar was terribly worried by
his creditors. We suppose it never
occurred to Caesar to come to this
country, marry an American heiress,
and spend her millions paying up his
debts. Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

"It's awfully hard" said the Five
Dollar Bill, as he was borrowed for
the hundredth time, "to 60 through
life entirely loan."-New York
Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

Never waste time in telling people
what a lot of good things you have
done. In the first place they won't
believe you. and in the second place
they are waiting for chance to tell
you what lot of good things they
have done themselves. ."-Somerville
Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

81 saw a goblet to-day, made of
bone."
"Where Z"
"At the circus" ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

The reason why they kill spring
chickens is because they are of no
earthly use except in an ornamental
way after they quit laying.-Bingham-
ton Leader.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

Undeceived at last.-Barber-
"Your head is full of dandruff, sir. /"
Customer-"I'm glad you told me.
l was under the impression that il
was brains. Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

Smiley-"Dabbs is wonderful
artist in some ways. He drew glass
of beer recently so naturally that one
felt like drinking it."-America.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

81 see that your Chinese servant
has managed to pick up great deal
of English" Eyes, he walked away
with my dictionary."-W Washington
Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

She-"George, dear, what do you
think our happiness is chiefly depend
ent upon ?" He Gas his arm steals
about her willowy waist)-"Upon our
surroundings, sweet. Huntington
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

On even terms-"Can you forgive
me and love me STILL" said the new
made bride, "When l confess that my
teeth are artificial ?" "Thank good
ness !" cried the groom, as he snatch
ed off his wig, "now l can cool off my
head !"-Denver Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

Cashley-"Its fact, old man.
Since met that girl | cannot eat or
sleep. ! am miserable man. Is
there nothing ] can do to cure me Of
this mad infatuation " Dashley-
"You might try marrying her,
Beacon.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-09-10

Papa-Come here, children, and
give this lady kiss. This is the new
mamma promised you.
Der Kleine Karl-But, papa, she
isn't new.