St. Paul daily globe., 1890-12-01
THE DIMPLED DARLINGS.

VINO mas the flrSt 0ne?-lndianapOliS
Journal.
The most bashful girl ever heard of
was the young lady who blushed when
F. she was asked if she had not been court
ing sleep.-Scottish American.
If Adam modern cares could know,
b His breast would swell with happiness
.4 To think that Nature did not grow
b pocket in II fig-leaf drcss.
New York Sun.
Al She-Will you believe me if say that
| am only twenty-nine years old? He
Why not! Young ladies are seldom
more than thirty years old.-Fliegende
Blaetter.
You II trust me forever" he warmly cried,
II will, she said, but then you must
trust me" She gave her hand on it,
And thus we formed another TruSl.
Philadelphia Times.
An exchange remarks Oracnlarly that
the coming girl Will cook her own food
and will die an old maid. Is there a
subtle connection between these two
facts?- st. Joseph News.
When you leave crowd of women,
And they drop to whispered talks
You may bet you are the chicken.
While they are the tearing hawksl
New York Herald.
I'm afraid women won't be successes
a doctors" Il can't see why" BE
cause they can't be made to understand
the important but quiet part the tongue
plays i'll medical science. ."-Philadei-
phia Times.
My love is like the red, red rose
He sang. She did not like the air;
For others now his music flows
You see his love had auburn hair.
Washington Post.
inexperienced Daughter-Do you be-
lleve in long engagements?'' EX-
Nom IL
only chance woman has for some Suiall
share OF leadership in the battle OF
life. New York Herald.
II is we'll to be clothed in righteousness,
But many woman fair
Feels better III church if clothed in silk
Ihan had she all the righteousness there.
Philadelphia Times.
The woman who accepts in ungrate-
full silence the seat that is proffered her
in crowded horse-car is less embarrass-
ing than the one who protests that she
would really prefer to stand up, and
sticks to Washington Post.
Ethel-I don't care for the adages
that so many people affect to admire.
Maud can quite understand that.
Everything that tends to adageS cannot
help being disagreeabie to people of
your age.-New York Herald.
MIR. Oldboy Soaring into philosophy
Yes, Miss YoungthIng, all the evils OF
civilization are due to overcroWding.
Miss Youngthing-That is true, Mr.
Oldboy-please move little farther to-
ward your end of the sofa.-New York
Weekly.
Life seems to become once again mere
play day.
Will some thoughtful searcher please rise
nd nx- Nltrrr
Why many grass widows seem just in their
heydayf -Pittsburg Dispatch.
u Editor Ito Miss Oldgirl, aged about
fOrty)-YOur work shows promise, mad
am, but do you know that good literary
work is seldom done by woman until
she is thirty or thirty-five? Several
years hence you will be able to write
available articles. Miss Oldgirl Gas she
leaves)-That was the most delightful
man L ever met.-West Shore.
Il They were having a good gossip.
s'How girls change! My Mamie, when
she was little, never would go even into
into the parlor at night because as she
put it, there might be a man around.
And now," she added significantly,
she won't have a light in it because
there is man there four Or five nights
a week. k."-Phiiadelphi Times.
AS sly as fox was he aud she
>. As soft as the dainty dove,
And SO he wrote her bushel Of notes
That spoke of his deathIess love-
But he wrote them all with fading ink,
and thus she had been deceived
II she hadn't in fact, photographed them all
AS fast as they were received.
Philadelphia Times
He Gust introducedl - Perfectly
charming night. have seldom seen
the stars look so bright. Are you fond
of astronomy?' She-"N-o; | have
never studied it," He-"You dote OH
botany, l presume" She-''I never
studied that. either" He-'sDo you
like geology?" She-"I don't know
anything about it." He-''Ah. You are
an enthusiast on one Or more of the
arts. 10 doubt-music,ipaint sculp-
ture. wOod-carvlng, or repOusse work?'
She-''I don't know thing about any
of them. Fm perfect ignoramus.''
He-"AngelIc creature! Will you be
my wife?"-New York Weekly.
1 loved her dearly, till her father failed
You think yourself. no doubt, extremely
clever,
Aud that note to break the match mailed:
You're wrong, for then l loved more than
ever.
You see her dad was quite smart old jay
And thinking perhaps could not support
her
His creditors left in the consomme
BY giving all his ducats to his daughter.
New York Herald