The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-07-29
And here's the price We pay for It:
CASH.

-LIhlCuVo Vet
A kicking gun is rarely discharged
cured.-7tras Sytings.
1t requires no self.denial for a pawn
broker to keep tho pledge.-Boston Tran
script.
FLOWS the outlook? ?" Ozark
"Why?" "sales are lieht."-Courier
Journal.
The woman who is carried away BY
her emotions is sur to bs brought back
Scranton Truth.
Margaret +. Sangster Gays that sl.s
finds ten times more pleasure in writin,
poetry than prose.
A biography Of John Z. Ovens, III,
comedian, is promised for next iali
written by the actors widow.
"How do they get the sugar from the
naples, Dora?" asked Blanche, as she
launched a piece. "By tr~ee-panniny
then. Inter Ocean.
The story that Rev. Dr.. Michael Burn.
ham, Of Springfield, has been talked
about for president OF Amherst College
% H2tAoug OuAudllUus . ..
Some Of our Congressman would be
only too glad to break their records il
they knew where they could hide the
pieces.-Philadelphia Times.
J. D. Rockefeller ard a number Of
other rich men have agreed to support a
newspaper enterprise in aid Of the anti
saloon temperance movement,
"Greece has a population Of only
2;iS7,2OS people," "That's strange.
There are more GreaserB than that in
in Mexico and Texas."-Puck.
"Pack my box with five dozen liquor
jugs" contains all the letters OF the al.
phabet, but the $50 forth" and that's in
the liquor Galipolis Journal.
1t has been discovered that the Ger
man Empress is descended from Harold
l., founder OF the kingdom of Norway,
and from Hakon ", its last king.
Genial Sob" Burdette is going to pass
the summer by taking a pedestrian
tour through Canada and Nova Scotia,
accompanied by his son, Robert, jr.
Ex-Vice President Hannibal Hamlin.
who lives at Bangor, Me, is believed to
do more fishing and catch fewer fish
than any other man in New England.
Mrs. Ormiston Chant says that she
complied with the demands OF 1907 au.
tograph seekers while she was in this
country, and never once lost her temper.
Miss Mollie L. Seawall, a recently sue.
cessful novelist, who took the $500 prize
offered by the Youths Companion by one
Of her aeries, is a niece Of President
Tyler.
The original transcript OF Edwin Ar
holds "The Light OF the World" is to
be presented by the author to Mr..
George W. Childs as a token Of his
friendship.
1Ie-"O. do say you will marry me.
why don't you answer" She '(hesi.
Observation-Disclosures" He-"Why.
anyone would think l had asked Won n
sing."-Life.
Rev. Anna II. Shaw, president Of Tho
newly.organized Wimodaughsis-a sort
OF national club for women-is the only
woman ever ordained by the Methodist
Protestant church.
Friend-"My young man, you play
that cornet as if you were paid for it."
Boy-'1 am" Friend-"How's that ~
Boy-"Mother pays me to play it when
she isn't at home" -Detroit Free Press.
Chris. Schaffer, the man who dis.
covered John Mor.issey, taught him to
write his name, had him trained for his
first fight, is dealing" in a faro game at
Saratoga. Schafier states that Morrissey
died at the Adelphi Hotel in Saratoga,
and that his bills for doctors, nurses and
board for his family, amounting to about
$500. nre still unpaid,