The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-11-27
MISCELLANY.


fora better washing compoundthan savena. Bvery
bod likes Ssvena that tries 1t. just try one pack
age Yourself useful neutrality-suspicious..
The man who is always looking for pointers
instead of relying upon his own judgment Is apt
to 10 to the demuitcn bow-wows.
Unless more care is given to the hair, the
coming man is liable to be a hairless animal ;
hence, to prevent the hair from falling use
Halls Hair Remover.
man who has been swindled in bucket
shop transaction may not exactly want to die,
but he feels good deal like kicking the bucket
aren't you ever going to grow old, like the
rest OF us + asked man of an acquaintance he
hadn't seen for some time. "Well, not so long
as can purify my blood with Ayers Sarsapa,
rilla, was the reply. This man knew what he
was talking about.
A breath may dim the fame of great man
who neglects to chew Glove after going out
between the acts of play.
You get your moneys worth, when you buy
Old Saurs Catarrh Cure. 1t never fails. % cts.
The man who scolds his crying baby and is
too mean to invest % cents in bottle of DR..
Bulls Baby Syrup, should be divorced.
Eyes, marriage is a lottery and am draw
ing prize" and the young man laughed as he
pulled the baby-coach up the stairs.
ne use OF aver Sarsaparllia purlnes the
blood, stimulates the secretions, and imparts
new life and yigor to every function of the body
For nearly half a centuryit has remained un'
riyaled as the best blood medicine ever discoy-
cred. Be convinced by trial.
"She--"Don't you think young married
couple could be happy on vi 900 year !" HI
Yes for six months, if it were paid in ad
vance,
Uncertainty may attend business ventures an,
enterprises; but II never attends the promp
administration of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
Price % cents.
my sore ran in the night, and my soul re
fused to be comforted. "Poor fellow! OF cours
it did. Pity, he couldn't get Salvation Oil
Only % cts
The man who is in trouble can always Sc
what an easy thing it would have been for hin
to keep out if he had only thought.
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once, to take charge of our business, and con
| duct the sale of one of the very best, most mer
itorious, and fastest selling Inventions ever OF
fered to the American people. To the RICH
person we will nay liberal salray or allow
large commission. For full particulars address
VOLTAIC BELT CO.,
No. 2lS, Marshall, Mich.
| Two hearts with nihSle lhou8ht--N men
girl is in love she always thinks the young ma
is perfect, and he agrees with her.
Modern Miracles.
| A singer for breath was distressed.
| And the doctors all said she must rest
| But she took G NJ. d.
| For her.weak lungs, you see,
| And she sing with the best.
| An athlete gave out, on a run,
Aud he feared his career was quite done;
| G. NJ. D. pray observe,
| Gave back his lost nerve,
| And now he can lift half ton.
A writer who wrote for prize,
Had headaches and pain in his eyes
| 6. NJ ID. was the spell
| That made him qute well,
And glory before him now lies.
These the only examples of the daily triumph
| of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, in r
storing health and revvng wasted vitality. So
by all druggists.