New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-12
THE Talk or THE DAY.

Cburchmcn vigorously object - the sccuarintion
Of schools in Australia. Th, anccdote Is told To Illus
trae how ID works: in the course Of one Of his
official visits, "A school Inspector asked boy Why
do You love and obey Your parents BerauSe God
commanded 70 in the Fifth Commandment" replied
the boy. "oh, cannot give You any marks for that
answer replied the Inspector You should have
given the official answer Of your textbook. "Becau,e
they find and clothc mes
Journalistic Country Editor (out Wcst-This
has been a lucky day for me.
Faithful Wife-lias some one been in to pay
Editor. Well no. it wasn't as nc,y As that Int
I shot al and missed Sew York Weekly.
First cmbman judging from this account Of a re-
cent eviction Ireland IL must have been revolving
scene.
second CIubman-Dd the con,tahulay XII and
wound many Of the unfortunate tenants
Who said anything about killing and wonndngi
| said II revolving scene. ard -o II wa>-t"nanS
revolving from their landlord, you know
Yeast understand Mis-, Makeup made her debut
cnm,onbela~ies. I attended the theatre that
Was il q finished pcrformauccl~
lc,, a far as Mss Makeup was concerned
flushed her llonlrr> Niai"-utn
Last year Mr.. Bradley. OF A-bury Park arranged
commission hours in tho early morning during
which colored people could ba,hc The experiment
cause the colorcd people could not get away from
their work IN tie morning. The other day al ntclu-
GENT colorcd man was heard to remark; Cannot
Mr. bradley arrange somehow that We NAV btthe'
~. do not wish T. utrlde ourselves upon the Wt'''
but washing absolutely necessary Tor ~ I'D he MT
day, Il summer, when We have 10 endure te neat
II kitchen, and pautries.7 This remark coming ID
the ears OF Mr. bradley he Ia, had special bathing
pavilion erected Tor the exclusive use Of the c'lorei
people.
Uurr,, for OuM OlreIand - exclaimed Muldoon
when he came across Oh" names o'iempori' nNof''
They con,n- II NJ own "nN t~c~ 'ei Az.
he explained. tossing hls Acad Hl sup''" sV' '"''
facti0n.- Boston Transcript
4 writer in The independent" who contributes m
Interesting article entitled "uur slow Set At haNAN'
Iy one If Them reports a loud Ncwl"rk -rI -
making the f,.lpViu. remark Harvard men an
youus st0 k.Lrvbcrs are the men IKE % - -
the theatre with They are not afraid - sle"i
money! OF course as he shows, the Harvard mon
to whom She referred were the fast settlers SUI
that they do not entiry represent Harvard be proves
by telling how he himself went through college. Ana
he SAYS that there are plenty OF other fellows 40
himself who live quietly and m"de>tly in ""nni
Hall" working their way through hy Upe-e't'iI.
bol cauya,,ing. coacling pupils @to. From Their
ranks generally come the men Who reflect distinction
OH old Harvard bat II b, to Dee feared That Oh" loud
New York crl referred would have little Use for
them n their cry sails state, though doubtless 'ie
would be ready enough 10 lawn on them when Icy
attained wealth and fame.
\ COLORADO PHILOSOPHER.
He stood by The fence OF a mountain ranch
\ pitiful. ~ad eyed lurru.
There wasn't edible leaf or branch,
Aid TIE alhali ground
For niles around
A ii'''i me- ''H' he sighed. FIN ,sd it's 50,
They've s'; let let me 90 in the storm and snow.
For they know am used ID rustic.
Il 60 a day sariluc can
And two on scrap Of leather;
have lived a week a Chinese ian,
And It's even plain
That I sometime -an
on only change Of weather.
The lazy one, feed con- hay. Indeed
HUt ]. Who ha1" nerve and muscle
They say: Hen do, DE VIII worry through;
Hes a wonderful brute 10 rustic"
q. ~,rrovful burro thin ana sal!
feel % yOu like a brother.
with THE human rae it, Just A. bad,
For the tramp and >lirh
Must escape from work
~ the bouutfI' sweat uf ,'lOth"r.
There are some That stand with glove in hand
In the inhnit" toll and hustle.
They sing and play. but they We lot, u hay
They never have learned 10 rustic.
-,CharicS T. Allen IN Cosmopolitan.
Won't the Democrat, give lis q rest abput m,
Pore bllr! As well mi-ht the tIlcf decllm
against The law, furnishing larceny a, force laws
DE Wolf Hopper has Vartrd ~Casey ~ tho Bat
IN the hopper of phouosnph for the benefit Of
future generations. II Casey AZ the Eai l- per
uaucutK preserved needn't Dr. Lln,oln's Gct-
Nshurs addrc,> doe, sink into oblivion lNorris0wn
Herald.