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Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-04-05
A Dramatic Puzzle.

Philosopher (at the theatre)-It is most
remarkable to me how that hero and
heroine can act SO wildly, like truly inn
FASHIONED lovers.
Theatre Habitue-Of the stage those
two are man and wife.
Philosopher = Yes, it's remarkable
very remarkable. New York Weekly.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-04-05

James Payn, the novelist, tells good
story of two mechanics, overheard in
London, having the most sensible con-
versation on badness that he ever list
ened to. They were talking of some ad-
vertisement of balsam for the hair, and
one of them said to the other: "Balsam
be blowed! Do you.suppose Prince Hal
bert and the Duke o Cambridge would
be both bald as bell andes if money
could save 'em?'-Chatter.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-04-05

Some say that the age of chivalry is
past. The age of chivalry is never past
as long as there is a wrong left unre-
dressed on earth, and man or woman
left to say, Il will redress that wrong,
or snend my life in the attempt"
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-04-05

Al (visiting)-Who is that wretched
looking mana
Keeper-A dangerous lunatic-the
Rev. Dr. Smith
Al-What did he do2
Keeper-Dol Why he gave
church party fair and the oyster soup
was SO clogged up with oysters that no
body could get any juice = Pittsburg
Bulletin.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-06-06
THE MATCHING CHEST.
An Old German Custom Breaking Out in
America.


An Old German Custom Breaking Out In
America.
Apropos Of the old German legend Of
the "Storlss and the Babies" they have
quaint old custom in the Fatherland,
when the fairy stork happens to fly
down tho chimney with girl baby, of
giving her upon her first birthday a
Matching Ghost, as handsomely carved
and ornamcnted as circumstances will
permit. This custom has been intro
duced and is rapidly acquiring popular
ity in America, and nothing affords so
much pleasure to the girl, maid or ma
iron as tho contents of her Matching
chest, for into it goes, first of all, a
beautiful spoon given her each year by
tho person whose name she bears.
When the little maiden is twelve
years old dozen handsome spoons,
each differing from tho other in
design, is ready for the day of her we'd
ding. Then tho gift changes to table
spoons, and as tho years 60 on the full
complement gradually accumulates. At
the same time some adoring aunt,
skilled in tho womanly art of needle
work, adds bit by bit exquisite sets O..
napery and bed-linen. Others bestow
with the childish toys and girlish
trinkets each year somo choice piece of
silver or raro dish of china, until by
and by tho hatching-chest contains q
wedding outfit of unique and costly
things, which, accommodating slowly, are
more valuable than one can afford to
purchase in quantity.
But perhaps she will never marry, you
say. Granted; but just think what a
perfectly delicious thing to 60 and cry
over once in awhile, and to present
treasures from to her less unfortunate
or fortunate sisters, as the case may be-
Besides, as nice little tot said recent
ly, struggling with the old saw until
she fancied she had it exact: "It's a
great deal better to be ready and be
married than not to be ready and not be
married. Isn't it, mammal" And man.
ma said yes, just as every sweet woman
would if she really told tho truth.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-06-06
Notable Weddings.

Tuesday, the ard instant, was red
letter day for marriages in high life.
At San Francisco Herman Oelrichs,
of New York, was married to Miss
Theresa Fair, daughter of ex-senator
Fair.
At Washington Rouncesville Weld
man, Of Boise City, Idaho, was mar
ried to Miss Letitia Aldrch, the
niece Of Senator William M. Stew
8rt.
AtLondon, England, Ballard Smith,
Of the New York World staff, was
married to Miss Catherine Butter
field, OF New York.
at Dobb's Ferry, New York, Fred
erick Brooks, of Boston, was married
to Miss Grace Cakes, daughter of
II. Il. Cakes, President of the North
"rn Pacific Railroad. The wedding
took place at the country house of
Henry Willard.
At New York A. @. Olipbant, Of
Trenton, N. j., was married to Miss
Sarah Giklns, daughter of Stephen b.
Eiisins. g..
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-06-06
HER DOLLS OUTING.
A Small Girls Adventure In . Washing
ton Street Chr.

A Small Girls Adventure In . Washing
ton Street Chr.
A rather small girl Of perhaps eight
summers got aboard an r street car the
day before yesterday, says the Washing
ton Critic, with doll thrown over her
shoulder as big as four-year-old child,
under the weight Of which she positive
ly staggered. 1t had on a real little
boys hat, and it was not until the pass
engcrs had had timo to observe the fixi-
ty of its round-eyed stare and the I'M
natural hue of its porcelain complexion
that they realized it was not an actual
infant. 1t evon had on thick coat for
protection against the weather, made in
the latest fashion, and its hair hung in
golden ringlets over its shoulders.
The little girl seated herself near the
forward end of tho vehicle and placed
tho doll beside hor in the attitude of
looking out Of tho window, as children
do, knceling upon tho seat Presently
the conductor came along for fares, and
she handed him single ticket.
"You must pay for your little brother,
too, II no Is to occupy seat. That IS
the rule of this limo"
HuO 0hAo 40 AAOO OLObuOEp IcpIlcu
tho small girl, sitting with ono hand
holding onto tho doll, which was still
apparently engaged in gazing out of the
window. ......
swell, no may be your cousin for all
] know; but yer gotter pay for him I'M
less you tako him on your lap"
Gail right" said the small girl, philo-
sophically, "I'll take him."
And with that sho lifted the doll into
her lap, SO that it faced tho conductor,
who, after gazing at it for eight seconds
by the watch, rushed out upon the plat
form amid the tittering of the other
passengers, and, in his agitation, re-
corded four extra uncalled-for fares.
The little girl got off at Ninth street,
the doll over her shoulder, and staggered
toward Pennsylvania avenue.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-06-06
THAT Or NOTHING.

Tt is the expressed desire of nine
tenths OF Nevada's populace that
free Coinage be permitted, or that
silver uffairs remain in statu quo but
there are some who seem inclined to
compromise and accept the half-loaf
doctrine. At the Convention held in
Carson last week a resolution in
structing our representatives in Con-
gress for free coinage of silver and
nothing less, was opposed by a few on
the ground that it might prove often
sive to Nevada's "uost potent grave
and reverend seigniors;" that the
resolution was too dictatorial, and it
was intimated that the very fact of
olecting representatives was an ac-
acknowledgement that the people be-
lieved them not only capable but
willing to do all in their power to
Rubserve the best interest of the
State, hence had no right to instruct
them as to the wishes Of the majority.
but of course that ia but q fallacious
argument and the resolution referred
to was adopted with but three dis
senting votes and Free Coinage was
accepted cs the motto Of the Conven-
ton and echoed by the sovereign peo-
pie all through the State.-[C Carson
Tribune.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-06-06
RELIGIOUS INTERFERENCE.

The tra-religionists Of the East
are forming a coalition for the pur-
pose Of fighting the Chinese restric-
ton law, upon the rigid enforcement
of which the prosperity of the Pacific
Coast States, in a great measure. de-
Ponds. They also decry every effort
that is made to remonetize silver and
give our miners chance to exist. If
they ontinue this "nagging" process
for few years they will hear "some-
thing drop"-something, that will
make them open their eyes, and prick
mp their ears, and wonder why they
fuiled'to view things in n proper light
hsfore. 1t is certain that it Congress
fails to pass free coinage bill there
will be complete change of political
bnse at the next general election on
this Coast, and that the Republican
party will be hopelessly disrupted;
and it is also certain that if the Chi
nese are not excluded by law the peo-
pie will assume the responsibility Of
excluding them by force. So lot our
Eastern brethren keep on "nagging"
and SOC what will be the result.-IHo-
mer Index.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-06-06
Diamonds Departing,

The most prominent jewellers now ad.
nit that evcn the diamond solitaire ear
ring has almost departed. Many fash
ionable women with earrings worth q
fortune no longer wear them, but have
tho stones reset in hair ornaments,
brooches or bracelets. Possibly tho
fashion will never be revived The
antiquarian in tho twenty-ffth century
may note, as q distinct advance in civili-
zation, the dato when women ceased to
bore thoir flesh to insert ornaments.
Cream 0melet. eggs Slight
ly beaten), three teaspoonfuls of milk
or cream, salt and pepper to taste. Heat
and butter q pan, and when almost
brown pour in the eggs; lift from the
center occasionally until the whole Ia
soft and creamy. Brown slightly and
serve hot. Good Housekeeping
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-06-06

M. Reinhart has
just received his
Spring and Summer
samples for custom
made clothing. II
you want your
clothes made to or
der, give hi1n1a call
and see as fine a
line of samples as
has ever been ex-
hibited in Elko.
You can get q suit
of clothes made to
order from $21 90
up. Fit Guaran-
teed.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-06-06

Reno Gazette:--General irish pre-
diets more cold weather. He says,
in fact, that we are to have cool
SUN nor, followed by Winter us
ssvec, aH tho la u.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-06-06
New FalcY-(O0ds std
NEXT DOOR TO THE
w. {. I. U. Reading Roo

We have just opened new and
sirable line OF Fancy Goods, includ
Gloves, handkerchief, Ladies
Children's Hoisery, Dress Trimmi1
GentlemenB Cravats, etc., to W.
We invite the attention OF the pull
GB" Dress Makins In all it's brand
specialty.-M9
SIlGEtiA.S 5ISTEE
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

uotAtng In "Looking Backward il so
Strange - N announcement which comes
hen India. The natives To the number Of
hundrsds Of thousands are excited over tho
discovery Of gold plate which IL said to
hoyo hen seen falling from heaven. Upon
3 = N inscription that from June, issso.
0cd himself viii rule ~ emperor of lin.
1oetAn in human form. Prom that time
Justice viii reign throughout the wesld.
dtseAees viii b cured. dogs win talk, and
nanh HE win b extended 10 isa years.
Wlthout irrsvervncs for . sincere even
thoueA miseAkcn superstition, II Is inter.
eollns 70 stop . moment and consider the
consequences Of even . partial realization
q The prophecy. Ifjustice ruled the world
I'll would hare what they deserved. and II
mixAt 70 very hard with many Who little
DREAM that they possess more than they
ass entitled 70. We should need no law
yors, although the number Of tsllsrs
would Aavs - b increased materially IL
simprisonm<nt should form q part Of the
administration ot Justice
Il justice prevailed no more horses
would be brutality beaten or shamssally
over~loadsd Women woaid not be mai.
troatei and no murder ar other crime
would b. committed. II justice prevailed
hou would only one man be selected Tor
novssuer where 30 many are suitshlss No
snhscsiher woula fais 70 Pay Cor bis county
yaper: and u Justice were done many
nswspapers would b Suspended.
n lusssce prevails what vs,l happen to
~ socfaliss and the crirnsnals win ,as-
- y secured 10 the socialist before be
reouosas % violsnce. or b he 20 b pun.
lshea aissrwardf VIII Justice be dens
rcazhae victims before their murder and
roh>sry. q viii iussacs b. eonsent 10 paassA
- mansfactns after The erinef VIA Jas.
- ssducs I'll uho hive IN iaxary to TIE
lrvsl a ccasent with barr nesssssssss or
snapu - tnsufbssnsiy provided fos wisA
iuxuriess
MA y nsssl By 80 b suspended BE-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

is ssens proh4bis that DR.. Nmssn, 81
Norway. xisI Sc out IN expedition 70 the
north pole His theory y TO enter By way
Of Behring's ssrsits and swing around with
The current which must hsvs carried the
coats q The Jsannssss's cssw. found thrss
years alter being lost. on tbs Gresniand
coesf. There are other indicsti0ns that .
current sweeps around the northern sper
cf shs world, bat, Of course. how near IL
reaches the extreme point i only matter
Of guess work. There ID no sign Of con-
dstsons exceptional from climatic influences
~ the north pole any more than q the
equator. bat the experssnce Of determining
that fact would b highly interesting.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01
oPEN TO MIscoAsrRuCTrox.

sEArrLR. April I. is0o
To THE EnfroAs Ny attention has Just been
called 10 paragraph In IN interview with me.
Published In your papes al the 18th Of March.
which u thought By some 10 be susceptible of Q
construction In dispArAgsment Of tue present
faculty Of our uaivesaity. No sach construction
was ever intended b. me iwas trying % pre-
sent certain views regarding the future OF the
university. and In emphasizing those views
assiscted 10 qualify the expressions used In ref.
efence 10 them. aud thus LETT my remarks open
to miseoassructien. And now. with your per
mission. will take this occasion 20 cay that
have every reason 10 believe that Presiden,
catch and thoss associated with him in the
work Of Instruction In the University of wash.
tnxton ore entitled 10 great praise for their de-
vutsnn 20 the Interests OF the untvcrslty and ier
the real. ability and seArniag which they have
brought 20 the discharge Of sheir auties Con.
saefiaG The iimstasisns pus ucon them on
every hand. Their have done excsilently we'll.
and deserve the eommendstiau Of the whole
State THOMAS HraKE
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01
THE MuxsrRELs.

The man who IL After = weman's ewn heart ID
the sasn she prsfesx--ssss Ovisssss pscsyaAe
flrpoo Tsh. the Arab slave dealsr, has q
gigantic cernes on Hans ksseAaaf Tfasxler
isnt u rather remarkable that "tae Oldest tn
hseitans" IL never . woman - H'asAssgtsa star
some nacn are born great; bat the average
weight 10 ealy abens ssvea posnS.S - ksssey' 9
HssAis
When . aan doesa't impose en- his wife che
acquires the idea thas sc 10 longer loves her
K1sA8sgfea Sssr.
sas~waat do yea suppose supports The vss;
arch Of the heasensf He-Tae gaonaeaus I
gaess -~fexsss t1tsssn
Not = sesrisaslist; cassosns- CA a r.sssn
rant Beef stsak. mcdiuva. Waiter ftns.ss.
asatisb-ia have Yea understand m no me
diam --f<sssis rsessss
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01
One law ssrm ID Kan.As holds contra

One Law firm In Kansas holds contract
- forecioss $50 farm moYtgaFes The
Wichita Board Of Trade officially declares
The condition there 70 Be- due TO prohibit
ton. Il denies thst agricultural deprss-
sion IL the cause. and declares that during
tbs past year only 2yeu0 new immigrants
went 10 that state Texas got 1T go.
proAihstion 4 vexasions problem. and
those who most earnestly hops for the day
when the evils 81 drinking 10 excess may
BE- abstsd stand hssitatingiy In presence OF
tbe difficulties In the vsy.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

The Freycinst cabinet is the twenty-sixth
undsv the republic. jet the present form Of
French government will not be twenty
years old until September. Great Britain
has had s.x ministers Ia thst time. Ths
French political system Is too msrcurisl Il
follow the Brisish plan. and viii have Il
Try the American method.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

Ger A. wesssr, sse vel tnova soes enwrxscr,
Of III California 81. s y. writes sn tie Kswsr W.
10y Co. tAst his vIic has sssa taxing ssy's Veg
ssssss sarsavssiiss sar zsazsas s0r lives s<vzhse
sa2 iss'sessssa wIsa srseaAsG rrsxlzx We says
we have feana II iEssssAAle sa< keestax shs
syssssa sssulaset u divides he bad With .
ssss<rssAs sssnAss and replaces the alssxwsssns
sssss ct ssinsn ara erysvssass vita . sessisx
efssss aza rslisL M p<rsess liver sa1 sevel
rs<ssatos- We hare so<s e<~a tAainx 10 tos
nuatAA n b god - have haaa.-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

DR.. Mary Walker IL said 70 b lying in .
little hotsi in Warrington City. destitute
and fsisndlsss. Had her energy and deter
mination bssn devossd 70 noblsr purpose
than wearing pants In public uhe might
have stiIl bssn government clerk in one
Of tho departments ana Ut least earning .
lt..2xx
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

The nsvspaper reporter who sscretei
himself In . jury room In New York has
besn sentenced 10 pay . fine Of $50 and
thirty days imprisonment. II 10 assumed
that when be gets out he viii take TO the
lecture platform.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

B r - AmG1sn2Ian syS1em q votinG-
- - nane ~ which = = ssosssiiy
oUo r Amerfeo-has aEsussd conskdss-
- r. 1kooo qnou1Ions spsa which both
llo - eonpoiIsd y sdniS - nssit of
II -, aIthough thGe = - N en-
- 1872 = sffhss. Il Massachusetts,
- 1n11ono Nh yafssss adsocsss ths
- ~. d Hew Yesk, Msw Jss-
- 11on6nna - Mnsylasd ~ Re-
11D nupDost H. ss1orn, but H.
- e11ns spsnIy eppcss = Or sssk
q l1n6e = fnnlsoDtiy. IL Iowa ~ DEMO
- - mn6o Il : past u their PLATFORM
s. ~ Mn1no, NeUt VIsgtnia snd Tsnnsssss
r. Bnnoosnlo ~ urGine IL, while tbs Re-
1cnnD - uGfnG msans - 6sfest II.
- g. f1fou = 80 q H. strongest sr-
!: un1o - fnsw = ~ measure, becsuss
Il r y 1cooe ~ eoch party 49, thas ths
= Unl1nn bo11ot sgs1om uin tesssa The
Uw = - naeAins bosssn, and = Is
o11up snppsstsd " - lsss conpsesiy
- -.
- Doncosa4s u Tsnnsssss and West
1on1o - ~ growing concentration OF
& 1900 fogcoo, ond would rather trust
u l1olg iu1tmd6aiien u votss n rural DIS
~ go - ~ nosai in6usncs q Tho
1r(v 1on1e1 a ~ Republican side
e1nnn1oay. 90 ~ prsesosions and
uns1s q ths system do not shield the
n1e vo1w fspm H. tsr1oss II The shot
! - "a - m1aked ku-kiux. They viii
~11 Nh - without msrs ballot purity
~ fo1om.
- mew Jeguey y = ~ Dsmoesatic bos
- 49, selIsf = sought. but ~ b TOO
~ ~; md ~ Ilttie eommonwssifh
hnge - soase b - ~ til At u pro-
- - xegk parttss - more svsniy
ees - - kspoeaiean machine
D - - sisk NJ wrath Of the
slemeot = - party b opposing the
) l1emn y -. n.y. sssm 70 calculate
NlnnlnG RICK ~ main BODY Of the
Guum1o ~ plaedne upon ths Democrats
o1nm = tg1eetinG u
- - - paseed both Houses OF the
- xHk taols1atuse, md 0ovsrnor HUI ID
1877 lytng eWnkest nights thinking out
- ~ ~ wh1eA - can svsde siguing u
- oymono - s6esa which WI certainly
- - 49, 40 Cat almost strictly
- 10y uneA - he Assembly,, ~
- and Dsmocssss voted In
(M 81 - III. and q ~ b voess cast
sv9y 90 was b Democrat
~ - pemeefads ssnaAuss voted in
q = 80 = ~ thirteen.
NoSoeoH HW - secured one delay BY =
oe - - ieeislaeufe declaring that
oennnoe dm - hdh h - present form
- e1yises Aet ~ esuzt q appeals b
1o<nnod - deesrmtnsi it, eonstitutionality.
y nese eeosralay adopted objection to
~ ~ Aae = would led 70 the dis
eaoemsne q ~ uliessats votsr. The
ousaas parry y always very solicitous
- - interest q ~ Alitsrats voter. II ID
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

Next seasop's California canned fruit win b,
largely put up In oussids-soldersd packages
hi. method vim aiIsy the fear Of lead poison
inc. snd restore trade with Germany. who's,
government prohibited old styls insidesoldsred
eaaa II In 10 BE- hoped that the sams canning
arrangements win Be made for the hsme - 70,
the export trade IN thfs Tine. A mach con.
xiierntlon probably Is due to The lives OF Ameri
cAa citizens ~ 10 The fufthertng Of one cias Of
trade with Germany.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

The Car. upon receiving the report Of . 70.
cest duel between ofsiceFs In the army. said
"putis In the army are absolutely necessary,
and ! desire that reports Of ssch cscapades
shsii not BE- brought 20 my notice.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-01

Today the question OF high licsnss forms
"a important issue In Nebraska elections
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-21
A safe Hobby.

A hobby is apt TO be an expensive
palfrey. 1t sometimes costs piles Of
money TO groom and run 1t, and it sell
dom wins purses and cups enough to
pay for its keep and entrance fees.
Nevertheless as a man, in the absence
of soine special object to engage his
thoughts, is almost sure TO get into
mischief, it is better for him to push
ahead on any sort Of a hobby that is
not vicious than TO lounge through life
in a slipshod. desultory way, without
definite aim or purpose. No matter
what other praiseworthy hobbies a man
may have, he should make conscience
the prime faNorite of his moral stud.
That is a hobby that is always safe.
Give II the rein freely, never curb it or
check ii, 20 with il in Whatsoever Iii.
rection lis divine instinct would guide
you, and over every hill Of difficulty"
through every slough of despond," it
shall take you safely 10 the marrow
house'-which shall seem to he as the
''Housc Beautiful'-at your journeys
end.-Sew York Ledger.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-21
Close Of q Famous Partisan Cafe.

The Cafe Procope, which, with hardly
q sigh from the Partisan press, has
closed its doors for good, was ut one
time the center Of literary France. II
was founded by one Procope, a Sicilian,
in the year 1859. At this cafe Diderot,
Mamontel. Freron and MERCER met.
Voltaire sat here often from 10 In the
morning till midnight, during which
time he quatfed his cofTee-indulging
sometimes in twenty cups-on levee
days with the aristocracy and at other
times with the bourgeoisie.
Then the first revolution swept its
horrors around the place. 1t stood
throughout the empire and the restorar
ton. The old tables were allowed to
remain. and il was considered sacri.
legious 10 call IN the aid OF the carpen.
ter. Gambctta met his legal friends
here. Here ss4t G%lls,avp Flourens, Pas
cal Groussett and IGiuul iiignult. Then
came the fall 81 the Commune. the cafe
became deserted. and now Il IL no more.
London News
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-21
Absent Minded.

Not many things are absolutely in
dispensable. Most men would feel
lost" as the common expression Is,
without a watch, but after all the alb
sence can be borne. A certain man
who is now a member of the United
States senate so decided on one occar
sion. Indeed, he may be said almost
to have demonstrated that life can be
lived with a good measure of comfort
and success in the absence not only Of
a watch but even Of a mind.
In company with a friend he was one
morning Fastening TO overtake a train
when he stopped suddenly and ex.
claimed:
There. I've come away and left
my watch under the pillow"
Lets 60 back and get it," said his
friend.
Hold on said the senator, ''Idon't
believe we shall have time"
Upon this he drew the lost watch
from his pocket, looked carefully at the
face of it, counted the minutes and
added, NO. we sha'n't have time"
Then he pressed on toward the station,
saying, ''Oh. well | guess l can get
along for ore day without a watch. -
Youths Conipanion.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-21
Noisciess Buck~.

a recent patent, which has many
points in its favor, is on a noiseless
bucket. This bucket il fitted with India
rubber feet. eyelets and handle guards
and thus all noise in handling is OBJ
waited. The eyelets are made some
what larger in the bucket arms than
usual, so that the rubber can be easily
put in, and the handle works freely in
the rubber. The fitting up of the
bucket can De done in two or three
minutes. BY this arrangement no ring
marks are left on carpet or table. and
the wear and tear of the .dcket Is re-
duced Ia a minimum. - Cincinnati
Commercial Gazette.