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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

The poet says that "'Tis love which
makes the world go round" 1t also makes
the young man Ego round" quite frequently
Sunday nights.-Toledo Commercial.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

For Cough or Sore Throat the best me@
cine is Hales Honey OF Horehound ana ~.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minusA
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

He who allows his notes to get over dew
win soon be mist from business circles
Hotel Gazette
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

IT appears to be an established truth that
an ounce Of keep-your- shut is better
than q pound of explanation after you have
| said it
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

WE have at last solved the mystery why
tailors put buttons on the cuffs OF coat
sleeves. 1t is to tear out overcoat Innings
and get themselves a job. Burlington Free
Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

If you wish to do the easiest and quickest
weeks washing you eper did, try Dobbins'
directions. Ask your grocer for it. Been
on the market "a years. Take no other.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

That opera manager performed quite 9
feat who borrowed tenner from the base
Hotel Gazette
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

No Opium in Piso's Cure for Consumption,
Cures where other remedies fail. Csc.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

THERE Is nothing worse for the harmony
Of an orchestra than to have Q trombone
player got of his base.-N. O. Picayune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12
BEWARE Of limitations "Tansills Punch. :"

STRANGE as it may seem, man fails to
support his wife when he is most strongly
disposed to sup porter. - Binghampton
Leader,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

MANY q person who claims to be stage
struck turns out after q trial to be only
stage struck. "-Yonkers Statesman.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12
Consumption Surely Cured.

To THE EDIToR:-Please inform your
readers that have a positive remedy for
the above named disease By It's timely
use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. l shall be glad to send
two bottles Of my remedy FREE to any Of
your readers who have consumption if they
will send me their express and post-office
address Respectfully, T. A. SLoCUM, M. c.,
ISL Pearl street. New York.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12
Circums tantial Evidence.

"Mr. Slowpop has proposed, to yo'
my dear"
"How do you know, papa?"
II met him as was coming in"
"Did he look happy"
"No; but his trousers were terribl,
bagged at the knees. Time.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

TM Supreme Court Judges are consciou,
that the Washington bench 10 not Q scrub
board (Kan.l News,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

WUH man succeeds in overcoming his
disposition to talk too much he writes too
much
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

Geppert Medicinum, 305 Race, Cin'ti
Throat, Lung, Nerve, Chronic Diseases.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

SILENCE il golden, but when Q crowd r
people get together they like to dissipsts =
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

The first time man is called badly q
thought Of dght comes into his head.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

HOUSE the stock, but lie. .sem vi,
themselves upon fine days.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

'Do NOTHING BY halves" would be poog
motto for the divorce lawyer.-Tme.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

THOUSANDS of cures follow the use of Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. so cents.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

In the presence Of chiropodist the wise
| man acknowledges the corn
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

THERE is one thing every ''bud" must
have, and that's blow out-Boston
Herald.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

WHILE the true American does not be.
teve in King be will bet his last cent on
four Of them. Haute Express.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12
Pruning Thorny Bushes.

As to the time of cutting out the old
wood from raspberry and black berry
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

A WOMAN IL never so badly In love that
she does not try to find out the cost OF her
engagement ring.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12
.GET WELL AND STAY WELL

Get well and stay well. But how shall we do it,
Listen my friend, and the secret I'll tell,
Though for that matter; there's no secret to IT,
As many man understands very well
If you're Iow-spirted, gloomy, depressed,
If nothing tastes good and your nights bring no rest
your stomach foul and your mouth seems much fouef
And SO cross you become that they call you GROWER"
Be sure that the trouble is due to your liver,
And the blood is as sluggish as sometimes river
Becomes when it's filed with all manner Of stuff;
Clear it out and the current runs smoothly enough
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12
Oregon, the Paradise Of Farmers.

Mild, equitable climate certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass, stock country
in the world. Full information Free Address
Oregon ImmigrationBoa Portland, Oregon
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

and Scalp Diseases, Saltrheum, letter, 10.
zema and kindred ailments All blood.
poisons, no matter Of what name or nature,
yield to its remedial influences. Scrofulou6
Sores and Swellings, Fever-sores and Hip
properties.
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL Asso-
CITATION, Proprietors, No. 663 Main Street,
Buffalo, N. Y.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12
Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles should
arefully read the above

In the National flower discussion the
mArrygold and today blossoms have been
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-12

Do NOT suffer from sick headache moms1e
longer. tits not necessary. Carter's Litte
Liver Pills will cure you Dose, one LITTLE
pill. Small price. Small dose. Small pin
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-03-21
The New Election Law.

A COOL many foolish things are being
said 20 make il appear that the new elec-
fion law viii he d"ifficnlt 70 comply with.
IL IL all nonsense. There j. nothing diff
ficult about IL. The voter will be given
a piece Of paper with all the ticket.
printed side by -iic On IL. Each ticket
will be appropriately headed. ANY
voter who wants TO vote = straight ticket
will 70 into a stall hy himself and stamp
the head Of the ticket he want 10 vote.
lie then gives II 4 the Inspector, and II
- put into the ballot-box. Whom II i
taken ont the ticket that i marked i
counted, and M attention i pail 10 tho
Others. That u all there il OF ii. ana
surely any voter can do that. III he
vents 70 vote a scratched ticket. he sim
ply stamps . cross by the name of Zach
candidate he wants TO vote TOR. III M
cannot do this work himself. lie i An
liberty 70 call an election clerk, n 40 II
for him, and the clerk Il liable 10 be sent
% the penitenfiary Tor exposing any
such secrets. Il il folly 10 carry the
1dea hat voting j. going 10 be difficult
Tor anybody under this law. for il l. not.
The law j. here, AMI ID has come ~ STAY.
and u beh0oves everybody 10 make Ire
BEST % u. This system il the best vel
discovered - give q free ami honest Sal.
lot, and that Il what the common people
must have, or the ballot il worth moth
ing TO them.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-03-21
THE LAW Is VERY BINDING.
i~ndiana's Supreme Court Decides
That the school, Book Law IL
Both Constitutional and
Mandatory.

Indianapolis Sentinel.
Yesterday tho supreme cnnrt ssrnck
the last blow 20 the school book dewitt
nsh, and Y i . dead. 80 FAR as Indiana
II concerned. The water-ev.d monster
as laid ont In Az able and lengthy da-
cision. written BY Judge Elliott. WIN
pronounced the new school book law
not only constitutional hnt mandatory.
The decision embraced All three Of Tho
cases before and there i nothing ;ell
for the hook leeches to cling 10 with The
hope ~ breaking down Or DESTROYING
the effect OF the law. Judges M chelI
and Coney conceded fully win the
views ~ Judge Elliott. Judge nerk-
shire wrote ar opinion Of extreme length
Dissenting from The decision ri the
court. Judge olds differed = little with
certAin parts Of the reasoning n .Judye
E'liots's opinion, but arrived Al the same
conclusions.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-03-21
PREAMBLE.

We. farmers Of the United States Of
America. believing that our business Is
the business of preservation OF b. siness,
and that our peculiar interests and NC.
knowiedged rights have been. aud will
continue to be disregsried, unless WI
assume The Office Of self-protection we.
therefore. do resolve to organize our
selves. for the purpose herein mentioned.
and n adopt tor our government the
following motto, constitution and by
laws.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-03-21
Catarrh

~ blood disease. Until the poison i
expelled irolu the system. there can
10 no cure for this loathsome and
dangerous malady. Therefore. the only
effective treatment i 4 thorough course
Of Ayers Sarsaparilla - the best ~ all
blood purifiers. The sooner you begin
the better delay is dangerous.
Twas troubled with cafarrh FOR over
two years. tried various reru.lies.
and was treated by a number of physi-
cislns. hut received no benefit until
began ~ take Ayers Sarsaparilla. A
frw bottles II this medicine cured i1e u
tins Troublesome complaint and com
pletcly restored my health.'-Jesse M.
Bogss, Holman's Mills. y. Q.
"wl,en AYERS Sarsararilla was rec
commended 10 sne for cafarrh. | WAS in
clin~l "a doubt ifs efficacy. Having
tried 80 many remedies. with little ben
ell, | had no faith that anything would
cure me. ] became %einarialrsl from loss
az appetite and impaired digestion. l
hal nearly lost the sense Of stnell. and
my system was badly deranged. was
ahonf discouraged, Nhen a friend urged
me- ~ Try Ayers SarSaparilla. and re-
ferrei mo to persons whom II had cured
~ raiarrh. After aking half a dozen
bottles N this medicine. l am convinced
that The only snrc way ~ treating this
obstinate disease j. through The blood
Charles II. Maloney, il3 River ST.,
Lowell, Mass.
Ayers Sarsaparilla,
PREPARED ny 7
Or. J. c. Aver & Co, Lowell, Mass.
rrice 81; six bottles. IS. Worth $ . bottle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-03-21

Equal and exact Justice 70 all special
privileges and immunities 10 none
charity 10 those IN poverty. affection or
distress. and especially TO those OF our
own order.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-03-21

=. 1.-THE highest price. In trade. afiove 80
Tor all Kinds OF COUNTRY PROGTCE. Cbi.
.aE" HooTs and SHOPS. HATS and CARS.
~ great variety. CHEAP. =
Nov, 10. lsss-sm.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-03-21

Some NJ the Objects Of tho Order
rs Set Forth Ia the Preamble
aud Constitution.

The objects Tor which II 10 formed are
10 unite tho farmers OF the State, and OF
the United Staies, In all mstters per-
tanning 10 the interest Of their calling !;
10 devise ways and means whereby they
may promote their general welfare (; to-
improve agriculture, horticulture aud
stock raising, TO adopt such rotation OF
crops - may improve rather than i'm
poyerish the soil and devise aud en-
courage snch systems of concentration
hnf cooperation A. may diminish the
cost Of production. and OF farm lie aud
~ farm operations. and ~ secure the
hest possible returns for farm produc-
fi0ns; 20 provide for the extension ~
The benefits W said association hy ~.
gani1ing aud rhtgtering snaoi innate NJ
socisiiom-. ia -i~h manner ~ may from
tim. 20 time be prescribed ~ the rules
aud regulations OF he association.
DECLARATION or rrKro-E.
"Being convinced hy evidences on
every nani OF the imperative necessity
Of an association Of farmer-, aud being
moved by unfeingei courtesy toward
those ~ " her business cla~sr-, deem il
~expedienF on our part TO express our par
p1-es in unmi-fakshie terms. II j. uni-
versally admitted that every profession
and business apart iiom Farming. looks
directly or indirectly 10 the farmers fue
%snsfcnanre. The tact shouii impel ever,
business nisn or professional man 10 ~
Iesst give Us Tie benefit OF hi- be-i
wishes. IL not = helping hand. We do
not incline 20 The opinion that successful
farming can be made entirely inaiepeni- |
enf. but . mere glance AZ our Situation
reveais the truth that we are growing
more aud mere dependent. aud thar
quite to our disadvantage. We engage
10 educate ourselves TO appreciate the
dignity Of our calling, 70 look pom with
pride and satisfaction our chosen bnsi- d
ness. 10 make our business more inviting /
aud promising. JltDFylmizea we stand
opposed 10 our special interests hv max
Ing room fpr numerous distractions in J
our path. without the courage or abiiits g
10 em0ve them. Organized, we have
he advantage OF exchanging ideas. ex-
experiences. exchanging sym
patby. and the advantage of disseminate =
ng imporian; information. Organized.
We have the advantage OF uniting onr
and combining 0nr strength.
We engage 10 acquaiut Ourselves wi h II
nd 10 support our Municipal. County. y
tate and National laws. We engage II
OF 10 Interfere with any other business
r profession. But we will promptly ia
nd fearlessiy put the stamp OF condem-
on every business Or profession
'hich. in orr judgement, Is calculated 70
l~terfere with orr rights. We intend 10
, progressive iii thought AMI sction n,
Re shall endeav0r 10 advance orr COM
y genersily-morally. Intellectually 7
" G----.-If- IN ~ w-f.. -. III. -lf - IN
rovideDce Tor our ultimate success
PREAMBLE. M
We. farmers Of the United States Of
merica. believing that our business Is n
business of preservation OF b. siness, -
n that our peculiar interests and ac-
Iowledged rights have been. aud will
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-03-21

FARM Q Satellite farm al tn
crossing Of the railroad and Patoka river
o. 237 acres l. for sale. Good coal land
good farm land. Easy terms. Apply 4,
Courier office. ~
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-11

short human life, has far surpassed the
highest commercial glory ever attained
by the mighty city of the DOges.
Chicago was founded on trade. 1t had
its beginning as a post where goods were
bartered with Indians, at many times
their value, for the furs and pelts of ami
mails. As the red man began to recede
before the advance of civilization, it be-
came n distributing point for the necessa-
ries of white settlers. The West, seem
ingly as "eXhaustless" as the East, from
which Venice drew her splendOr, cOntln-
ued her support. Thus trade increased d,
and with it came population, push, en-
ergy-and a great city was the result.
Of the institutions which have made
the Chicago of the past, and are prepar-
ing for the building of still more glOri-
GUS Chicago for the future, the Board OF
Trade is entitled perhaps, to the very
foremost mention
This is a theme of which, though much
has been written, very little is probably
understood. This is not because the
subject is so intricate, but for the reason,
probably, that so much is taken for
granted, and passed by without explana-
ton.
To write the history Of the Board of
Trade would be to write the comm ercial
history of the Garden City. Suffice it tp
say that it had a beginning as small, In
comparison, as the "aeOrns" from which
the tall oaks, in the old defamation,
grew. A membership, which costs now
several thousand dollars, was issued to
the charter members at the very modest
charge of SIS. From insignificant quar-
ters it has risen by gradatiOns until it Oc-
cupies a yeritable palace.
The Board of Trade building stands on
jackson street, and occupies half block.
It is a majestic structure, rising to a vast
height, its vane being 535 feet above the
pavement, making the ten and twelve
story buildings in the neighborhoOd look
dwarfed in Comparison. In connection
with the lower part of La Sale street,
which terminates at its granite front, this
building presents, an appearance certain
" as fine as any Similar structure IN
America.
A stranger to the modus Operandi, en-
tering one of the galleries, looks down
upon what seems q second Babel. Re
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-11

he had, several days before, heard Sim
White and Al Miller swear that they
would kill Peters. The two men were
arrested and taken before a Justice of
the Peace. They avOwad their limo
cence, and their lawyer declared that
they could not be held for murder I'M
til 1t was proved that a murder had
been committed. This proof was not
long wanting, for fisherman soon ar
rived with the information that he had
found the body of Peters. The body
was identified, and the preliminary
trial proceeded, resulting not only in
establishing the fact that White and
Miller swOre that they would kill Pc
ters but that they were overheard to
declare that they would drown him
They were held over and were indicted
by the Grand jury.
When the case came up before Judge
Quirk of the Circuit Court some of the
ablest lawyers in the State were in at
tendance, for White and Miller were
not friendIess, and moreover they were
not without means.
After more than a week of "skirmish-
ing" a jury was impaneled. and then
the great trial was begun. The major
ity OF the people, including the press.
q four-column folio set in small plea
and printed in the back room of P. B.
Whitson's crossroads store, believed
that a verdict of guilty would be rem
dered, and bets were made with persons
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-11

peating his visit, he may come to distin-
9uish words such as buy" and sell, but
what is being done, and how, remains as
great q mystery as ever.
But it is with the business and not the
building that We have to do.
On the floor Of heIhigh-ceiIinged hall,
where the business Of the Board is trans
acted. are q number OF circular depEes-
sions furnished with steps, upon which
traders can stand without obstTucting
each others view. These are the pits, "
and veritabIe pitfalls they have proved
TO thousands This Is the open market,
where produce and provisions are bought
and sold.
an auction. with competing bids. One
man is shouting, Sell tG-875s1 another,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-11

The case against these prisoners is
perfectly clear. They swore that they
would drown you, and your coat was
found near the river. Is not that
strong evidence ?"
"Hold on. The body of d man was
taken from the river and identified as
your remains.
"ButI am here to refute the identi-
fcation."
"Ah, you are here to throw an OBJ
struction in the way of justice, are
you? I have heard on several occa-
sions that you are a man who has very
little respect for the decision Of a
court. And you have come around
here to bully me, and that, too, in the
face of the strongest evidence that was
ever brought before a court Of justice.
Mr.. Sheriff, issue a bench warrant of
arrest for this man on the ground of
contempt of court, and then proceed
with the hanging. This court, blind
as it Is to everything but justice and
the true form of law, is getting tired
Of being browbeaten."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-11

v no believed that the prisoners were
guilty, but who thought that the jury
might be Culvered."
The trial had not proceeded far when
It could be clearly seen that the Judge
was convinced that White and Miller
were guilty. This jurist was something
more than a peculiar old fellow. He
was a decided character, and so set
we're his opinions when once formed
that no argument and no proof could
change them.
Gentlemen of the jury" said the
Judge, when all the testimony had
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-11

Opie ?. Read, in the Chicago Tunes.
The circumstances, told with the neces-
sary dryness Of detail, are as follows:
One John Peters, n sober and indus
trious man, failed to come home one
night This occurrence was so unusual
that his wife, becoming alarmed,
aroused the neighborhOod, and men,
women, and children turned out in
general search. The next day John
Peters coat was found near the river
bank Marks of struggle we're also
discovered. Immediately there arose
q cry that the man had been murdered;
and, al out this time, there came along
q reputabIe citizen who declared that
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-11

asked him II ne was willing to let me
have a good team, sleigh and driver
to try the way.
But, madam, the snow is too
deep.
VIII you let me have the team?'
'He yielded at last, and even saw
me out to the sleigh, and gave me q
hot plank for my feet Then ne tied
me up in a buffalo robe, fastening the
two corners around my neck. wore
a wooden hood over my bonnet, and
must have cut a remarkable figure.
When about halfway to the town I
was trying to reach we met a party in
sleighs.
what are the roads Hke?' called my
driver.
ImpassabIet' came back the an
swer.
Not impossible, since you have
passed, I shouted from my hood
eve kept on and drove up to the
hall where L was to deliver my lecture
at exactly eight o'clock, All the bells
were ringing merrily. that being the
signal that 1 had come and that the
tOwnspeOple were to rendezvous at the
hall. I had crowded house, and felt
inspired by forty miles of sleigh-rid-
ing to do justice to my subject A
few weeks later met Gen. Xii patrick,
whose lecture, 'Sherman's March to
the Sea, was to follow mine. He was
in Chicago then, and said the reason
he failed to fill his engagement in
Iowa was thai travel in that State
during the rigors of such a winter was
impossible. I then told him Of my
trip, and asked him how he expected
to give Sherman's March to the Sea ,
if he could not even take march
across Iowa
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-11
A Proposition In PHYSICS.

The husband of a professor of phys
les at young ladies' advanced
school was putting on his clothes the
other morning, and his wife was lectuT-
ing on her fayOrite subject.
The whole is always greater than a
part, she remarked with confidence.
Always 2" he inquired, sticking his
foot into his sock.
always" she answered with en-
phasis.
4 think not, he rejOined in a quietly
aggravating tone.
SBut I say It is, she asseverated.
aFor example, my dear and he
held up his foot-smy foot is a part Of
my body, but the hole In the sock is
not larger than the part. You VIII OBJ
serve that the part cannot get quite
thorough It at this moment. But, my
love, and his voice softened, @by to-
night I think your proposition viii be
correct.
Then he put on his shoes and com
pIeted his toilet IN the midst Of q Sc
Ience that could be bent double before
Ii could be broken. Merchant TFGU-
eler.
nor. that can't bark ia oDa IF the
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-11

some consolation out of yeIping Justify.
The day was windy and the wire
swayed to and fro, the sparrow APP
parently enjoying its swing, until in a
fatal moment the tail Of the bird came
In contact with another wire near by.
Then, In the twinkling of an eye, the
unIuclzy sparrow came tumb1ing down
stone dead at the feet of the noisy dog.
who was so astonished at this sudden
turn Of affairs that he did not offer to
pick the creature up, but simply
stopped barking and stood staring at
his prey IN establishment.