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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-02-14

This is what you ought to have, in fact,
you have it, to fully enjoy life. Thou
sands are searching for it daily, and
mourning because they find it not.
Thousands upon thousand of dollars are
spent annually by our people in the hope
that they may attain this boom. And
yet il may be had by all. We guarantee
that Electric Bitters, if used according to
directions and the use PERSISTED in, will
bring you good digestion and Gust the
demon dyspepsia and install instead
eupepsy. We recommend Electric Btters
for dyspepsia and all diseases of liver,
stomach and kidneys. Sold at SOC. and
81 90 per bottle by SheldOn's druggist.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-02-14
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Are you disturbed at night and broken OF
your rest by II sick child suffering and crying
with pain of cutting teeth? If so, send at
once and get IA bottle OF MRS. WINsLOw's
SOOTHING SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETHINC.
Its value is incalculable. 1t Will relieve the
poor little sufferer Immediately. Depend up
on it, mothers, there is no mistake about It.
1t cures dysentery and diarrhRa, regulates
the stomach and bowels, cures winu collie,
softens the gums, reduces Inflammation, and
gives tone and energy to the whole system.
MRS. WISsLOw's SOOTHING SYRUP FOR chill
DREN TEETHISG is pleasant to the taste, and
is the prescription of one of the oldest and
best female nurses and physicians i'm the Uni
ted States aud is for sale by all druggists
lie.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-02-14
TATE OF Observation-Disclosures of

BE ii remembered that at a session of the
Probate Court holden ut Middlebury, within
and tor the district of Addison, on the 21th day
OF January, \. ID. 1880,
Present: Hon. james VI. Sladc. Judge
Whereas, Il certain instrument in writing,
under seal, purpOriing TO be the last will and
testament OF Calvin Norton, late ot Wey
bridge, in said district, deceased, having been
this day presented to said court tor Probate,
and duly filed in the probate office: There
fore it is ordered, that all persons interested
in the estate OF said deceased, he notified to
appear before said court at Il session thereof
to he holden ut the probate Office in Middle
bury, in said district on the Eth day of Feb
ruary, \. ID. 1880, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon,
by publication of this order three weeks sue
ccssivcly previous thereto, in the Middle
bury Register, newspaper printed ut Mid
dlcbury, to show cause, il any they may have,
why said instrument in writing should not he
pro .ed and allowed rs the last viii and tesla
ment OF the said deceased.
JAMES NJ. SLADE, Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-02-14
Dome Department.
THE SURGEONS VALENTINE.

ny W. II. BLISS.
Thou dulcet one whose charms, divine,
No poets praise may Halter;
Thine image Is impressed upon
My gray cerebric matter.
No tongue, cen though its eloquence
Should match the son of Hermcs,
Can name the hue thy cheek doth wear
Upon its epidermis.
Thy capillary glorics Irvine
In ringlets dark and glossy.
Thy lips peep out like strawberries
Beneath thy nasal fossp.
Thine optics, whose sweet iris beams
within the white sclerotic,
Upon my pericarlium
Exert II sway despotic.
And shall, upon thy tympnnum,
My plants resOund forever?
And must my lachrymal canal
still flood the conjunctva?
Nay, il some plan of happiness
BE not arranged between us,
This form shall wclter in its blood,
Arterial and VenOusl
And when friends throng around my clay
DO thou, fair tyrant tell EN-:
"FOr love OF me, this learned man
Blew out his Gel ebcllum."
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-02-14
MCRSELS OF oASTRONOMY.

The eggs are the It'd hits of the terrapin.
Green pens salad is.very English, ye know
Java coffee is sometimes made of roasted
peanuts
new egg tester has been invented in
En- land.
There is an over supply of beet sugar in
France. Hotel Mail.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-02-14

-Foreman-What head shall put on
this influenza poem. Ediior-None at
all. Put the head on the man who brings
the next one in Chirgo Tribune.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-02-14

The Messenger of South Haven Mich
has the following:
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-02-14
IL II AL EATA1' Il
FOR SALE.

The real estate belonging to the estate al
the late sheldon smith, consisting OF the home
farm OF 80 acres, in Brdpor the Baldwin lot
so called, containing 81 acre of meadow land
and the HOughton farm of i09 acres, situated
one and IA halt miles north of Brdport village
For particulars inquire OF
G. II. SMITH, Executor,
Post ONCE, Townline, VI. All
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-10-23


In view Of this stats Of things. ~ made
some tine since large purchase OF kitchen
tinwAre 1t what WAS , low price then. AND
would te far lower nov II the fsce OF TWO I'd.
vAnces IN makers price nsts."
Tbea follows Z long Nee OF articles with
.beir prices and stsssmsot OF the pisos Ia
tue store where the nrtiales are To b. had II
then conclu ses: .Fhe beso facts afe eooueh. =
And this .dyertlsement vhtce Il . mero busl.
ness staten. mt II efwned BIZ = John Waaa-
maker.
Surely he II rieht, The bare faots are
enough and even too much.
I'm itself. tue raw material used % make
tin plates from sheets Of Iron has been hsrs-
tofOre on the fires list. We did n0s KNOW that
10 hAd any tin mine - this oouatry: and so
We b0ught it - cheeply - ~ could from
abosd. But recently some one discovered II
the Black Hills veia Of tin. He did NOT
make Il, but found IL. Il Wos made ~ The
Great Greater. and stored - the earth, % BE-
In time . oelessiDs % his creatures. what
should % the elect Of IL discovery Might
Me mos fairy euppose tnat = would De g
cnsepen iln, tnas sne k0Oo I0fsue oI 80
nnoef WOULD % snAre0 y s0m0sma1t measure
~ nis ielo~sf % uod oesl6nea, ous men
Dave or0erod Otnerso. AD0y nsve msoc
the TN mino - Dakota - occasion q put.
ung duty OF cents pouna upon TN ane
saus nave msoo nesvy D1sOs1 9 ooo Lr0e
ooun ~ ana ~ NE aAcsony 0I teelr eteo0
nave trAnsmuteo g 0ofse Wnas - issena-
90 - Oe oisssne.
AZ t0e WOo1 ana Wooisn scnsuuiso tneIo nas
also oeen iasge in,fcase: 1sie y y eaid =
dtfocsiy q Tue tatefees ot - tesmss. mas
proauoton. 10y &C. = aneos Iowa.
Ing pr0eecuve cu.y W. pssc.u @ 49, -
AS0s, ana there nas oeeo oonuaosl coodnne
OF tne Wool 6rowsis sso nanutscsufess OF
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-10-23

ef62np6sition, so that even the operatives
i9164 Gfoteoted industries reoeivs no .bene1D
n1ml = duties lsvled IN their name.
sls6tcction ID for capital and for capital
oplEs< Ancs the attraction Of this country
va ny cor labor Ard from every country
aAo1 "a onterprSing, Industrious an1
thrifty kmong the toiiing n Aases % enjoy 10
better conditions Of the nov world nd =
helnaAnjld heR. up the mishtisst oOmmon-
W1AAn n history. What capital cam0 here.
0a1C u ne form OF loans, 70 b placed upon
cur railroads and upon our fertile soil. Bus
aeAhlm11py OF protection vas persisted II
anu slsctioa Of 1859. seemed % have
hosM 106pted 40 permanent, capital. swift =
peHcefv8 tts Interest came n from every
m0ney htes Of Europe 70 nnd investmenJ II
our fAvo&bd indusssaes. II everything else
were wazkaRy. this Of itself would be sum
ei&uts 70 bow that capital Ii SURE Of its inter-
est n Drd eotioa and knows thsm 70 % sub
seantiA I'D Immediate.
Before De farmers and lAborers vote %
contiaAe pat system they should DO equally
sura0e thxr Interests In IT, Il 10 often said
that the t&ki1 10 subject not easily under
stood, TlB great truths essential TO hnmsn
welfare H3neAr the surface And are within
tAekANfe the humeisst capacity. Whom
oal RAn 0teposes that you shall give TO him
the ln0d q OF your LABOR for less than AM
0eher 49, ready % give. when he insists
hat shall s1vs him three days Of your
lAbcS $ what another man Will give you for
two advantage be gets 10 obvious, aud s.
- A1RAntAee you TOT from the unequal e.
OhA1leo II nos - readily seen Il ID simply -.
ean3A - coss not exist. TO Tho fre1don 04
our in1tltutiCnS 10 owe % tar - those fnstt.
SutlOns can s0sCt u, cur greAtese Dlsssinss-
~ inGlos upon freedom IN evsrythiny else.
why NOS IN trader Tres mArksee IN which 70
ssll. 1res markets "A which 20 buy, By these
mono sre favored ana meme are Aindered. ~
these Iho countiss Or MANURE IN every soil
and In every UEms axe most cheap,y ana
equally di1Esed. II Them tha poor man can
- for his labor Whatever u ID worth and for
HE capital ths rich mas will get - much,
Dns - more. Aud capital and labor an 0ivoA
taas equal opportunity whioh ioau thar lADee
llfaae& aR I'M seesAal .AaHla sesssv>
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-10-23

cause IN article Of necessity " 9tvs 20 II.
do not wish 10 b understood % clsiming
that We do not buy any domestic goods b.
Low prices for which foreign goods OF the
same charaetee with the tartR aAdeA can b
purchased. but do claim that - SOON - our
manufacturers put the prices Of goods OF the
same quality bslow tho cost Of imported goods
with the tariff added, they necessarily stop
the importation OF thAt GLASS Of gOOds, and
they have Il In their own power 70 combine
and put tho cost Of their own goods up 70 Tho
cost or tho foreign goods and tarlR thereon,
and toat they Do this IN many. many In
stsnclp and thereby through the sil Of our
tasi3 Aws create trusts and comblnations By
which people are robbed In tho most hoaStlees
and shameful manner for the bene0t OF the
membefs Of these trusts. And I claim
further that the cost Of every article Of thess
and above what IL would cost n we had no
tariff laws. Some In greater and some u .
less degree, but always 70 any exteut the
manufacturers desire MP TO = point whore
importer sAn compoto with them altar pay
Ing duties on their goods.
Now. eeatlsmsn. nothing II moro clearly
and certainly asCertAined than the fact that
the same system Of tari6 laws can not b
equally beneficial to the agricultural west
and the manufacturing east. The latter will
always be benefited BY = high protective
tariff, aud the higher the better on goods
they manufacture. The former By low
tariff, and the lower the better ON goods they
purchase. II the west ever gets relief from
our present system IL must come through the
democratic party. IL can mos possibly come
through the republican. Some Of IN have
beon disposed 70 blame westera republican
members OF congress because shey surrsn.
dsred 70 eastePn Interests. In my Judgement
they remained In that party On this question
they WoF0 In the minority In thar own marty
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-10-23

098yy
an0 To 0en0r nocoesAfies OF li1o."
IAsee ID - uniform System Of laying dn-
ties n eur tarta scheme. 6oms duties ore
eDoct1cs tAAt = - much pr pound or yard Of
oeasr quantity. = tho Case may BE-. without
regard - value: some are "a vAlOrem, accord
i0g - value. % much on to dollars worth,
0n1 ao0s aro both spsCi0O and "a valorsm.
The oxeoos Of tho changes made ~ tho new
lav eaaaos II Al oasss b easily determined.
oooAue0 In many Instances spocl0c duties are
changed - n vAlosom In tho new and vice
vera. n sush Gases II requires m expert 70
teQ wholAoe thoro has been N advance or ~
Auot3oa. Do far, however. - = compArison
VIII show The fact, tbs statenent Of the Tri-
bune y fully warranted.
In sasths and earthenwaso the changes are
nally by war Of increAse. noted under this
save - strAWs show which way the wind
blows. On plain tiles and brick. the duty ID
raised from % 70 81 per cent. On the came
articles osnamented Ii 10 reduced from 90 ia
- PER cent This Of course Is In the iaterest
of the poor nan. HE brick and tile are a.
ways otnanen.sd. while TIE rach man buys
tho PLATA article.
N ssonsvars, poecolains, china, etc., there
. - se1ussten, while In glassware thers 10 On
taceoASe I'll along the lioe The sunligni
which ohoee0 and warns the home by hay Il
made 1eaxe1 b. tAx on window glass: thu
lA0pNght GROUND which The fAnily gather By
nlGht, tAe father - read his news paper. the
moehAr = mend tho rents IL the RAfmsnts Of
hor Nseao ones and the children 70 CON tn
lessons Of tho next day, ID enhanced IN cosl
y - iasseased duty On lamp cAlnnsys; ~
nd misfortune Are not spared, To duty o.
0peeeAsleo which they use 70 aid . failing
sight boilg inersAsed from IS - - psr cent
In tho metal schedule there y m increase
on IL plAa0 from I can't Per pound TO !
cents. Nm plate cutters - : raw material
Into the GreAtsst variety OF kitchen utensils
uotioe Dots, sAucs p&ns. oil cAns. drinking
ouDA Dish pans. milk pAAs. broad pans, wasl
1asi1A wasA ooilesu, pie plates. 6innsr plsssl
! 81 TT ~ 1nl ka geef N4l|la n
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-10-23

We do not sand corn cut WieAout intending
TO bripg something back, And what di9esoneo
10 Il whether the tod = taken co0iae Or 90
spg7 You take wheat . . mill and bring
back Aour, and It matters nttle = yoa
whether the miller tolls tho wheAt Or
whether he tolls the nour.
II II claimed. however. that while To 6Ese
effect Of the tariff may b - havo indicated,
the tendency II 70 build up y Arkse = hooe
for farm products and Anally 20 leavs nosur@
Plus for export. and whsn this - aeeon-
plishsd the Tariff On farm produces Will -
come elective. for tho homo 1aEket being
SUFFICIENT 70 take up Al that q produced AsEe.
vii b preserved for the exclusive no - The
American farmer. Thus projections II IN
1in&l outcome u 70 b. univeraal monopoly.
There viii then be . corner On eveEything,
not alone on manufactures but On farm pro-
supreme sattsfact1on Of know1QG that e h1e
pockets are being picked. he y picking -
pockets Of the other fellow q the Sane dime.
THIS is the uADr 1mistng cOnclusiou Of pEoeee.
ton, but even this 0aa never % realised UNI
til the land OF this country shall b held In
Close monopoly By Q " y few. 60 long -
those Who till the soal owa t. their nunesrs
scattered for elective combination aA1
competition among themselves VIII b inevs
liable, while the manufacturers, belne few II
number and sssily accessible TO eaeh eeher,
can readily combine among themselves
Can do It'll They have done Il, and yoa -
today the victims OF trade coospiraoieo Wh1cA
comprehend within their SCOPE sha 6rsat nAao
Of everything you c0nsume whicA row q not
yourselves produce. The efBcieat stay end
taFiR. Mako competition world wlae aAA CON-
bination II impossibls. Il may - asssnpte6,
- Il Vas With copper hy eynAloato oontego1
st Paris and with ramia0atioas extending -
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1890-10-23

0oul0 have 70 est and the farmers could sell
Ne products OF their farms here In Iowa, In
hons nar.st ana save sending them to
chieago. and then hs would add, w
will Srsst you just - fairly Is We
ash - b. tsested. We will put tariff on
corn and oats and besf and pork and every
thing you raise o. the farm % that 10 one
from another stats shall como here aud sell
any Of his produces IN our homo market, un-
less - arst pays Into tho treasury Of the state
This would be very fair and just II the
0ayt4 would have the came effect on tho
products Of the harm that It would on tho Inn
ploments Of the manufactures. but Il the
1srmos should pus On biz thinking cap aud
1et 20 Of his plOw long enough 70 turn this
matter over u his own mind no would say 70
ehe mAuufaeturoT, Il 10 Impossible for you to
ever build Mp in Iowa manufacturing enter.
pr.s.s su1lcieut 70 create home market for
al the farmers oAn raiss to sell. After y.ur
home market ho0 beea suppliad there Will
still b great Surplus Of agricultural pro-
ducts that must b sent to eastern markets
for sale. II We keep It here and crowd ID
No viii b. unAOls 70 sell at any price, and
the moment those who want our products for
home consumption and that We have moro
than sum ,tent 10 supply their wants and
must send part Of IL away they will pay 10
for Whist they want just what 1t would net Ne
IN CAicsso or New York and NO more. and
tAis would b The solemn truth. although =
farmer thought Il out.
Ana tAsn looking over the argument
. littls further ho would say, never
heard OF any one bringing corn or Data
or beef o. poEk TO Iowa to sell and %
long - 10 Hales more than can b used here
and muss send much away 70 other markets.
hare 70 ell. I oan't go whas GOOD your tari1
on thoao ShlnGo en- do The Iowa farmer and
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
ROCK ISLAND, THURSDAY. MAY 1, 1880.
CONQUERED HIMSELF.
He HAD the Flesh Under Thorough Sub
lection at Last.

he Had the Flesh Under Thorough Sub.
lection at Last.
80 you wish to learn Christian sci
ence," said teacher of that ''doc.
trine" to a lank fellow that had applied
for tuition
eyes, sir. What are your terms?"
Give dollars for three lessons"
''All right; I'll take the first lessor
right now"
The teacher then began to lay down
the principles of the ''science." "You
must first learn" said he, Ito conque,
self"
''All right" the pupil answered.
''Gou must eXterminate every human
desire: must give yourself up to the rul
ing of your spirit instead of yielding to q
single impulse of the body"
''All right" the student agreed.
'Well," the teacher one day remarked
when the term had been completed, 81
think that you are now prepared to grad
uate with honors."
''All right; much obliged"
But have you not forgotten some
thing the teacher asked when The stu
dent had started out.
mo, reckon not"
YES, you have forgot 4, to pay me
the five dollars"
''Oh, you see, had strong desire tC
pay you-a very strong desire of tn,
flesh. as it were-but have succeeded il
conquering all that sort of thing. 81
long .'-Arkansaw Traveller.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
ADVICH To RurHERs.

Are you disturbed al night and broken
OF your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teethf If SO,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. Its value is incalculable.
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm,
mediately. Depend upon il mothers.
there is no mistake about it. 1t cures
dysentery, diarrhoea, regulates the stom-
ach and bowels, cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums, reduces Inflammation. and
gives tone and energy to the whole sys-
ten. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for Children Teething is pleasant to the
taste, and is the prescription of one of
the oldest and best female nurses and ply.
sicians in the United States, and is for
sale by sll druggists throughout the
world Price 25 cents per bottle.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
EPOCH

The transition from long lingering
and painful sickness to robust health
marks an epoch in the life of the individ-
ual. Such a remarkable event is treas
ured in memory and the agency whereby
the good health has been attained is
gratefully blessed. Hence it is that so
much is heard in praise OF Electric Bit
ters. So many feel they owe their res-
toration TO health. to the use of the great
Alternative and tonic. If you are troubled
with any disease of kidneys. liver ol
stomach, of long or short standing YOU
will surely find relief by use of Electric
Bitters. Sold at soc aud 81 per bottle
at Hartz & Bshnsen's drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01

Jones was cOngratulating Mrs. Simp-
kins on her luxurious home and the many
comforts of life that she enjoyed, as
Simpkins was in receipt of large sal
airy.
Yes, Mr.. Jones; it's all very well as
long as it lasts, but what would happen
if Simpkins should take it into his head
to die?'
My dear madam, exclaimed Jones in
one of those prophetic outbursts for
which he is noted, in that case you
would certainly become widow. -
Judge
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
Their Buslnss Booming.

Probably no one thing has caused such
a general revival of trade at HAITI &
Bahnsen's drug store as their giving
away to their customers of so many free
trial bottles of DR.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption Their trade is simply
enormous in this very valuable article
from the fact that it sways cures and
never disappOints. Coughs, colds,
asthma, bronchitis, Group, and all throat
and lung diseases quickly cured You
can test it before buying by getting a
trial bottle free, large size 81. Every
bottle warranted
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01

All medical authorities agree that ca
tarrh is no more nor less than an infiam-
nation of the lining membrane of the ma.
sal air passages. Nasal catarrh and all
catarrhal affections of the head are not
diseases of the blood. and it is q serious
mistake to treat them as such. No con-
scientious physician ever attempts TO do
go. 1t is held by eminent medical men
that sooner or later specific will be
found for every disease from which hu-
manity suffers. The facts justify us in
assuming that for cstsrrh at least pos
tive cure already exists in Ely's Cream
Balm
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
Expecting Too Much from II.

''Grindstone, don't take much stock
in the idea that a fish diet builds up the
brain. I've lived on fish, fish, fish fol-
three straight weeks and l feel less like
doing mental labor than | did before
began. Fish phosphorus is humbug
"Kiljordan, you have been expecting
too much from it. Phosphorus only
stimulates the brains 1t won't create
them. Chicago Tribune.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
RarIicnlhr AhnnI the Air

a lady was out house hunting with
her husband. Every place they went to
she was particular to ask if the air was
good. Finally her husband said:
''Why are you so Internally particular
to ask about the AIR? You ought to know
that the air is good in all these places"
Il want to I've sure of it" replied the
woman, for air is about all your family
gets to live on."-New York World.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01

Burly Countryman (squaring off befor,
dentist who has just extracted a tootl
after breaking it three etimes)-Well, mis-
ter, you've made a mighty bungling iot
o that, and I'm going to say to you What
you just said to me.
Dentist (alarmed)-What's that?
Burly Countryman-Let's have it out
Burlington Free Press.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
BUCKLEH's ARNICA sALyE

The hest salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores. ulcers. salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands. chilblains.
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. Ii
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale bv Hartz & Bahnsen.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01

1t is only between the ages of IS and 30
that grl is willing to tell exactly how
old she is. Most of the rest of her life
she spends in bewailing her unwise will
ingness during this thoughtless time
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
Hospitable.

80, Mr.. Dowell, you were once mis-
sionary?"
Yes"
Il suppose you had some very inter
esting experiences among the canibals:
"A number of them.
''Were they Hospitality disposed:"
well, they frequently seemed very
anxious to invite me to dinner Wash
ington Post.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
XIII Them First.

Mrs. Bascom-lsn't 1t dreadful, the
tortures that are inflicted on poor dumb
animals by these vivisectionists?
Mrs. Backlot-Awful! If they've got
to vivisect 'em, why can't they at least
have the mercy to kill the poor critters
first, I'd like to know Burlington Free
Press
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01
They Were Contagious.

is that your dog asked one leisurely
looking man of another on Pennsylvania
avenue.
Yes"
Good dogE"
Yes; | expect to make ratter of
him
Ever catch anything"
Eyes"
"What did he CATCH"
"Fleas. Washington Post.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-01

When conscientious father explained
to his son that it was his duty to hide"
him for some offense, the son said be was
infexibly opposed to the duty on hides