St. Paul daily globe., 1890-06-23

What's the matter with you!
Biff!
Smash!
Police!!
A large number of the members of
the Twin City Athletic club dlned at
Lake Calhoun yesterday upon invita-
ton, and were so we'll pleased WIN tue
treatment received at the clubs sum-
mer quarters that they remained dntll
the cool shades of evening settled over
the lake before they returned.
Time and tide waits for no man, Dut
the former will hold its horses for sew
eral consecutive minutes While a woman
stands in the rain and argues with car
driver as to that vehicles destination.
Although it held out for some time,
the non-partisan w. G. I. U. has at last
agreed to join hands with the balance
of the temperance organizations at ine
Jubilee. They held out for so long pc
cause they did not wish to be IN WIN
ANYTHING, or play second fiddle to us
hafed rival. the Central w. G. T. U.
They have finally fallen into line ana
the narent union chuckles over the out
come.
Evan Lewis is at the Bijou this week,
and though he failed to down his man
last evening he promises to give the pal
ance of those who come against hlul an
easier fall than that OF the Omaha Dase
ball team.
The Milwaukee team has downed the
representatives of Minneapolis for the
third game, and the flow of malt extract
in the Beer city will exceed the years
rainfall by several inches. 1t is the
first time in many days that Milwaukee
has pushed its nose to the front IN tne
race, and the brewing public will won
der how it could be done without "dot
Jakey Strauss"
If YOUR new suit of clothes happens to
be little off in fit, and rips at the seams
after it is delivered to you this week,
kindly overlook the fact and remember
that the journeymen tailors held PIC
mic Sunday, which will account ior any
little shortcomings in the pnyslcai
makeup of the clothes by which you
have placed such store.
Eastern Theatrical Manager 10y teie-
graph to Manager Conklin)-Can OTTER
YOU some sterling attractions 1or Tie
ConIIiin Gn reply)-Don't need them.
"Drifting Apart on in the Twin cities
for an indefinite run.
Rev. w. Mckee preached yesterI,,
day on ''The Trials of Little People"
He did not mean the trials OF Our
boys" the census enumerators.
The men who are canvasslng for sig
AdomS0n'S
don must be eX-census enumeratorS, IL
what one j. H. Mason says about MID
neapolis enumeratOrs be true.
It is announced that next November
a new book by Minneapolis author
will be issued from the press. 1t will be
entitled ''How Taught the Minnesota
Politicians Their Business. by the west,
ern Gath" The book will be compiled
from the files of the Times.
"If l had been in the city it could
never have happened. ~ a; j. b. !,
That is the way recent tribune eol-
torials read if read between the lines.
The extreme heat of yesterday seems
to have affected Keegan's lake. Less
than a dozen arrests for fast driving
were made by North Minneapolis OIL
GERS.
Thisis political year. 1fyou haven't
discovered it before, you should know
it now. The one infallible sign of the
political year has made its appearance.
Every time there is picnic at Mime
tonka, or any other place, there is poll
tician on hand to tell the people how to
enjoy themselves.
The Flambeau club will go to Hast
ings the Fourth of July. For one day,
at least, in Dakota county lgnatlus
Donnelly will not be ''in it," unless ne
puts on tailless Jacket and red sash.
Kirkham has made another raid and
captured one weak woman. If Kirk
hams power is thus declining, it may
vet become a possibility that he will
make raid and get bitten by pet rao-
bit.
The modern minister of the gospel is
nothing if not enterpriSing and aggres-
siye in the matter of concocting some--
thing to catch the public ear. One local
preacher yesterday spoke on 1.-The Cen
gus of Heaven"