The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-08-03
REGULATORS IN SESSION
Members Of The Grand Imperial Order
Get q Surprise.
They Are Presented With Some Bills
that Create Discussion-Eio-
auent xSpeeohes 10y Men
Who Can Talk.
Special Correspondence Of the Standard.

Special Correspondence Of the Standard.
BUTTE, Aug. 2-When the Imperial Or
der of Regulators opened its session to-
night, Captain Wyman was found 10 he
in the chair. that astute gentleman having
obtained from Colonel John II. Curtis all
his right, title and Iced in the chairman.
ship Of b order. What Captain Wyman
paid for the deed is not known. Colonel
Curtis was not present. One or two Of
the regulators began feebly To protest,
and insisted that the order should have
something to say as to who should govern
il, but the new chairman silenced all pro-
tests by a prodIgiols humping on the
table with the bunQ starter.
"Our meetings are altogether too in
formal" said the new chairman. ave
need regularity in our methods of doing
business. shall introduce syLtem into
this assemblage. l appreciate highly the
honor that has been conferred upon me.
Il was entirely unexpected, | assure you.
But ! shall do my best to bring order out
of chaos, and to bring our meetings down
TO something like assemblages of sane
men,"
'Grand imperial regulator began w.
j.. Penrose, I'VE ought to have an opening
Il To omen our sessions. ] would sug-
gest that for AN opening d we all unite
in singing annie Rooney / will sing
the air the rest Of you can join in on
the chorus.n
Mr.. Penrose had not finished his last
sentence when the meetin0 hecame the
scene Of indescribable confusion.
James A. Murray. Mayor Walton and i.
H.. Lynch tumbled over each other i'm try.
ing to get out by way OF the skyIivbt. Ed.
=. Booth tried to commit suicide and John
A. Cannon slid down TO the lower regions
Inv tl,e dumb waiter.
As the bird-like voice of Mr.. Penrose be-
gan soaring up into the high notes. the
chairman said solemnly:
"The committee on bouncing will do its
The bouncing committee approached
Mr.. Penrose was stuffed into the mann.
moth compressed air Vun and the NOTES NJ
Annie Rooney came floating hack n sec.
! ond later from the vicinity Of the Home.
stake tunnel.
This is the seven hundred and sixty.
third consecutive night of the rendition of
annie Rooney.,and we have had enouUh.u
said the captain,
,sWhat Is the next order of business. Mr..
Secretary ?,i
.Here is a bill from A. Fred wey for
Sso5. 10 for the honouet las, SATURDAY.
night said Secretary Jnlian. .Also one
from Evan Morgan Of SIJO for rental Of
rooms; and one from Fiulan a Neyin of
81. 2S5. n for Inc,dentals."
"WLat is he amount OF money in the
treasury DIV asked the cbairman
SIT was 10 cents before The treasurer
di~sappeared.n the secretary.
There wns nm ou;nons siIepco for
several minutes. A bappy thought struck
All Moore.
az move =, e,;d NJ Nfooro .,,ba, thasa
oontian,en ba ali eIac,ad honorar, ,no,n.
hers Of the ImneriaI Order
..Second the motion :, screamed , score
NJ Voices
The melton wos unap;mous,v carr;ea
and tho initiation was SET for next week.,
49, "s
nnnointed 10 reoniaie the diaicuIties in
H. Monn,ain V;au, NJ n nhnrch
Another committee was an,ointed ,o see
n IL Feasible 10 have heer f,,rn;shed from
The new water fo,nta;ns that
have been nIaced NJ The corners
Of Main and and Main and Ca.
Iona s,ro.ts Seyor,I n,on,hers nrotos,ed
tha, ,,a,ar ,ions no, a,rno viii ,ha,n Tha
Committee was instrncted 10 10 before The
civ cn,nciI and tha direc,ors 81 The water
comnony' state tbe;r case and see
wheihcr hoer can hc s,,bst;,u,ed nj least
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for man Watar would La anod enon,h
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dor mse ;ts i~panenca 10 have the pew citv
hail placed over ON Knob Hill beyond
M;ssnula gulch
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