New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-03
THE Talk OF The DAY.

July was Dominion Day in Canada and the TWEEN
ty.thrd anniversary Of the confederation of the Prov
inces Every one will acknowledge" says The
Toronto Mall " that the union u the Provinces has
been accompanied by much that is good 1t has given
Us free trade vast and has devoted 10 set
tcment and TO civilization the previously unploughed
praries 20 the Of US And hen 1t proceeds IN
decorous language indicate that confederation has
been a disappointment In many Ways, especially IN
that IN has not produced genuine Canadian sentiment
Indeed that IL is the most striking eature about the
Dominion II was made by act OF Parliament and not
because Of any general desire for confederation on the
part Of the people And even to-day II Is still largely
an artidciay connected group Of Provinces with dill
tercnt ideas and interests
Ten thousand children who cannot getinto the public
American Republic Ten ,SsT Rs H9t 6 1eGs b
Heber Newton and his reform party. please consider
, yaI na s5 ,hon.gd children Of New York are
taking their first lesson In crime II some OF them be
Washington.
The natives Of the far end Of Long Hand are well
worth studying by the novelist, FOR thy are unique
Just after President Garfield was shot, gentleman OF
This city, who was in East Hampton cane across one
- these natives on a certain morning. BE you from
York - the latter asked am was the reply Ana
do Won know man named Martin who does printin' -
IL am not sure; but why do you ask' ""ell' l
thought maybe you might have heert about that man
that was shot in Washington. don't Just remember
what his name was.'
Got II All In-Lawyer-L anybody asks for me this
Afternoon tell them called away on most urgent
Gicc Boy-Yes sir; Olaf an hour Iarl stranger
lie Nr OuiU In } Office bOy-NO sir, hcl been called
away 10 The baseball game on most urgent business
The Racket
American vines are being planted in Fench vine
wards in place Of the native vines destroyed BY the
nhyloxcra This shows that the French Know n good
thing when they 1t. Probably now Americans
who can nothing good I'm American vines In this
country will come 70 the conclusion tha' they are
worth cultivatng after all
slcclcr-Yes. SIR always kept darI And
there never was an entry in that diary which would
have been ashamed that my mother or ny sister
Rnfun-same here | used to put down candy
for cigars ana sundries FOR drlnkabes. '-C1oston
Transcript
Tho Fourth OF July barbecue pie which the citizens
~ Columbus Ga are going eat is 10 be seven feet
long and five feet broad and deep viii hold ten
dozen chickens. Every chicken must have yellow
legs a drlmst.ck for the babies and wing for de
girls After the pie is eaten the pan Will be aucuond
on the proceeds 20 The girl under fifteen yeas
Of age that brings to the Chatahoochce Valley
Exposition in November the finest pone OF bread
baked by herself.
She Had Him There" For a life by your side.
my darling | would give up everything possess
narents position, wealth all.
rat In that case what would there be lett for
mc,"-(Flcscnde Batter.
some papers are crtc.sing the use Of the term
artificial ice the ground that the ice in question
IS real ice. That raises an interesting question
cannot thing be real and artificial at the same
tmci II so, artificial icc' will pass muster. as II
i, not synonymous with imitation icc'
Young Silykn (complaccntly)-Bah Jove! That ;
thr thnd gaal I've knocked clean ont to-day. tah |
think what they In me 10 get so devllshed
mashed directly She wondering how he got
loosc.-(San Francisco Wasp.
A commencement orator in Western college was
delivering an eloquent speech Washington. What
name he asked in one Of his lofty rhetorical flights
what name Is heard wherever men congregate, I'm the
forum, the mart the Kings highway" This was a
clturned sentence and he knew H. But all It's effect
was rrerievaby spoiled by constituencies little boy
in the audience. who remarked in loud whisper: |
guess he means Little Annie Rooney"
She Did Not Underestimate do not see. papa, why
YOU should object 10 my marrying him. You know he
is rich for he puts all his business In your hands.
"On mature consideration, my dear, think II woud
be safer 10 marry who does not put all his
business in my hands lOu Will understand these
things better when you grow Observation-Disclosures