Telegram-herald., 1890-07-19


ACES srsAsiRg It's s1ytAiEg s1t kallswsa
stoassg Yet xsritsbis nasci&Fsl aaoak
L. asrs, shoTn pate, coarse heed AL
sosI. roBs roznd waist, and s4Etd4l-skoi
stoskinx xI=ss feet. A strange sPsssrs
tkis. as stArtliDgiy IN eOatrass sith its
szrrouaainxs - sks Pope weuld ee il .
b0~sry sAloon-
Father Ixuatius - . man TO see and to
kno~ Whsn EEst l saw hiH, Izore than
tssnty years ago, he wore tie sane
strained. severely zseetie l0e,k As Ia
now he .as thea "a shs Asiyht et his
sccsutrie fame, lad sst gp Two or three
monsstsEiss, Which sooner or later
broks down throagh the too stern rules
Of the Order q ST. Benedict. Thouga
stilI priest OF the Engllsh Protestant
Episcopal Church, no English blshop
wiIl admit him 10 their puiplts. Father
Isnatius Is highly picturesque hgars,
and his intsnse ezrnestness, and simple
bat oftsR scstatle eloQuencs never tail
90 draw crowds wherever hs goes. BY
these public appearances Father Ignz-
titus makes a eoRsidsrsbls ine0Ins for
the support OF his monastery in Lanth-
E
south Wales. HIS secular name is Jo-
seph Leycsster Lyme. he Is man Of
manY gifts, might have attained some
+ thing like eninsnee in music, art. ora
+ tory or scholarship had be turned lis
mind that way. odd though he IN
F d doubtediy is, Father IgnAtius is any
thing but a crank or fool
Singularly, the only other quasi Pro-
testant monk In England happens 10 DO
7 In New York at the same time. Father
Benson is the founder OF the Order
+ known as the Cowley Fathers, from
their house 81 Cowlsy, near Oxford.
They are members OF the Church OF
England. which recognizes the order
aud utilities il in mission work among
the poor and In outlandish ways and
places. Several menbeIs OF the order
came over to the States few years ago,
doubtless TO civilizs the heathen of this
benighted land, but they got TO quarrel
ing or pickering among their sanity
selves, and that 10 why Father Benson
has crossed the water TO wind up tho
mission and send the naughty boys
home again. His sermon last Sunday
f
life and the need of abundant faith,
that everything bothersome Is sent for,
our good.
lie held forth n Protestant Episco-
pal Church, "shs Little Church Round
the Corner" where eighteen big candles
blazed on the altar as the clergyman
geneAected and crossed himself in the
most gorgeous of gold-embroidered
eapes. We are getting on. We shall
al be angels soon.
Know 20 what high motives guide us7
How sublimely good we areI
Como and test Us, sit beside
In the car.
Don't be aged. fat, or homoly.
You might And such facts a bar,
We only squeeze up for the comely.
II the car.
Tightly squashed between tho baker
And the tipsifled Jack Tar,
Guess you'll feel just hks Quaker
In the car.
Madam. pray don't think OF quitting!
True, it gives ones nerves jar
To See that hulking hog there spittingl
II the car.
Oily, roselike. vinegarl
Why do people make grlmaces,
In the carr
Where's the face love- wonderr
Il wish there T in ALL
I'd rather die than perpetrate q prosodical
blunder
To rhyme with carl :
Protection is a ticklish word no wa
days, but they don't appear TO think
much about it or of it in the City Hall
, of Gotham. Have you ever strolled ini
Sometimes l do out of sheer patriot.
ism, Just to see that no harm has come
to the priceless treasures in the Gov
ernor's room. Free traffic is the rule
whenever go there and not sign of
! protection. Dear, gentle reader, when
you do pilgrimage to this national
shrine to revive our memories of the
old time patriots who freed our glorious
country, to commune with their speak
ing portraits and to conjure up the
stirring associations that hover around
> the writing table OF George Washing
ton, Just look around and see wha.
there is to prevent you cutting out the
faces from the frames and clipping
relics from the table. Each time have
been there, have been there alone. No
: pensioned veteran proudly guards the
nementoes of his country's deliverers.
No sentinel stands there imbibing the
spirit OF heroism by association with
the memorials Of his heroes Not even
cluh-twirling bobby is there hlling
Nc precious time aud cuspidor as the
hours 90 wearily by. A motley crew of
heelers and bummers throng the ada
cent corridors, defling the atmosphere
of that ssmi-sacred chamber with oaths
and vulgar jests, but no guard of honor,
except, mayhap, when l am not there.
They manage these things better
= AN OBSTACLE.
Twas climbing CD q mountain path
with many things 20 do,
Important ousiness q ny own
And other peoples too.
When ran against Prs1udice