Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1890-03-21

linen Win accents SOL IDey SWeoLly
Lisp their words most prettily!"
Back the answer came-a golden
Mine Of wealth in every word.
"Yeth." the damsel sweetly murmured,
''Yeth, dear Charley. tho I've heard"
Exchange
A Real Sacrifice.
Harry-Do you love me, dearests
Dearest-Love you'll What question:
Why, see how l deny myself the greatest
pleasure for your sake! Freddy was coming
10 see me tonight, but l told him that as I
,hould be at home to him all the week he'd
better stay away tonight and let me enter
Eain you Boston Transcript.
Nothing Venture, Nothing Have.
Her eyes say yes" yet her lips say mo-"
really think will dare it.
The kiss that is stolen is sweetest, and though
Her eyes say yes" yet her lips say no."
And If she be vexed with me, let il be SO;
For the sake Of the prize can bear it
Her eyes say yes" yet her lips say mo-"
really think l will dare it,
" B. H. in ST. Paul Eye
She Encouraged Him.
ueElfhlu-1 on nave 50 many sulloTs, MIS-
Daisy, that it almost deters me from calling
upon you However, think shall come
" Wednesday evening-if you give me little
Miss Daisy mpulsivelyl-Indeed | will,
Reginald! Come early and avoid the rush.
Once a Week
A Candid Girl.
They sauntered past the candy shop
With tempting dainties spread;
She looked unutterable things,
But not word she said
He drew his cash right there and then,
And bought pound-that man did;
He could refuse her nothing when
Her manner was so candied
Buffalo Courier
The Photographer Takes Liberties.
No, Beatrice, Life does not think that all
bachelor millionaires can be classed as bar
gains in trousers"
A Capital Punishment-To be Rugged to
death
The Journalistic Field-Kate-L
Too Much for Him.
"Ah, ha" exclaimed shark; 'he, he
Here ia a morsel choice for me
That isn't hard and flinty"
One gulp-the man was soon inside
"Great Scott" the ocean monster cried,
And straightway doubled up and died:
For il had downed McGinty
Philadelphia Preaa
Of Course She Was.
Mabel-Did you hear that Bessie w ills was
married yesterday to Tom Guzzlera
Maud Reallyi ! thought she would b
the last person to marry him
Mabel-Well, she was, wasn't shel - Ex-
change
Why He Doesn't.
Hes meddesome and impudeut. and struts aboue
with pride
That would shame a turkey gobbler till in the sras
he'd hide
Hs's told to mind his business, but he's not thas
way inclined
he hasn't any business and be hasn't any mind
judge
Grammatical.
Teacher - What 10 the comparative a
lovei
LAura-Lover.
"The superlativef"
ITO get married, Of course. n-ExchanRa
In Case Of Danger.
Presence OF mind"
We often find
Raves men from harm as naught else could:
But you with me
Will quite agree
That absence Of body" is bout as good
Chicago Herald
Try Springall's English Alternative. $50
loses for el.OO. mar7dtfnr
Bill Nye has investigated Sl0, 900 in real
,tate in Salt Lake, and the papers in that
tty say Williams bald head is level.
DR.. c. 2. Sawyer of Skowhegan, always
- good word for Springal.s English
lucrative. mar7dtfnr
The damage to the Belgian steamer DE
'yter. which was placed 10 Simpsons dry
OK, Eas; Boston Wednesday, 10 conf ned
silly to the starboard side. Altoge ther
here are twelve holes are punched in the
leaDsr's bottom.
Write and ask Chief Justice Trip of
n p ~ hat ka 81.