Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-12-10
A Creenhorn In Coths m.

NnN FhANSiSNt, NOV ~, lSSU u ID
BULLETIN: Were II moi msklns m,
fusion too lonr, | would like 10 n.
late few things thai occurred nf.r
Those tramps ltit the tram ai the Sun
NIT wi lie on our way down Ia Sncfs.
ntnto-,es, until We reached ihis eli,
he next day al 5P NJ; bow iha, VI
were detained NJ Colfax 10y iroken
wheel shd how the n,xi morniny ",
were detained b, an unbroken appetite
anu misstd The bv,rishd train, Mhich
the ticket az, nj said ms un time lhs'
morning for the fist time ihis ,tMr;
how. ou' Of spite, We tuck II train I'm,
went by the way of stockton, and jn,t
because We kept our mouth shut While
al thai city, wc,. h,i le., and tst,n
=" u ceriain Stale building e, n.p,c-
uously looming up here; but ". have
Iuhnnr things io mention that hs,.
ptned after We arriv, d NJ this bie rt,,
30 We will pass righ' nlonr. " !, wrr.
We fou d n hotel and secured n rnrn,
where We are not so afraid of III.
rhammrmaids ns We w,r+ las, Year;
that nil ped our cologne. Thanksgiving
and Christmas presents. Including u
sachri tag, n nhoI"yrsph VI n penu,-
ful widow, that VT lad bought oi The
'ad,r hlilr snn. In iaci n lave ~
letter or two IN, sterionsl, disappeared.
To br sure lhy will here atrang,
every Int ii he furniiule uf eur ioon
just t. suit themselves. regardless oi
or comfort "r c"nv,nl. nee, but ",
have missed nothing of any value. H.
act, this YEAR, We have nn'hirg of M,
value 10 lose (hut tell il not in Gail)
Well, We in,enA'd, when we arrived
here 10 appear 20 dlgnitiea and city
fled, that the hawkrrs and begynr,
would give us u wide berth. In ,his
particular, VIZ have moi been quite
success, for one spectacle v.nder. motto
lug that when We attempted 10 read,
We were inclined to snOpze and fre.
qnenily held the paper us-ide down,
offered yea, insisted on u, taking Al
leasi one pair of b 3 ty, glasses. WE
answered: " Sir. we are not 50 old NJ
that yet. we can see 10 read very we'll
without magniAers." Bu', mine
FRIEND" he chimrd in, does not vsni
I" sell them to you because you ne,ds
them tor your eyes, but because your
nose is shaped 80 nice Tor nosegIasses." :"
Being in u mood IN give the fellow II
liIlr chin music, we answered, We
have, sir, ior The last forty YEARS. been
irying To avoid every hing thai would
call attention 10 such a uese; have
worn the longest aud the most vari..
gated whisk-rs possible. just to make
our nosr appear short, and also To
nvoid the drawing of attention 10 thr
peculiar lint Ot this organ; more espc.
cial'y since We have belonged 10 Ih-
teeIotal society. M, no. ynn cannoi
sell eyeglasses 10 U.S." After lhls little
hl', We sanniered out nn ,he street,
when n young man slipped up To our
elbow aid 81 iclted ten cents. with
which to lny something To eat. lid
he yet the coin? MOI hr. "Young
man. ten ctliis il ten cents with us
We NEED II t0 expcnd in ssti~iv the
craving OF n,iT own stomach You M
peal to he perfectly abl. To- rns,lr for
Ten cents in different WI, ihnn by
imporinning MI old fi,s, il whose purse
~ M h,i as the cheap psn.cnko W.
crave Would Nou sir, takr The la.i
dime our of snch hucKskin and thus
compel ns Ia bn,l The said receptacle
for y lnnchrnnv' he cvidentIy
thought the lecture not all a Joke, for
he slnnk pwnv, givinr ia n pi,vinv
glance, Ms hs disappeared around the
corner.
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