The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-11-13
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-Ese,r aaahsr evss The besi boy --iss
worst est baoass n.rs door every tine
--It,.s Lsssiifsi ,iss. my deer; vhsl
did Joe Size ies ssted practical May.
My.lf welies Eissor. POLITICALLY.
--Tfmee gsitins sasie.l -Doot bs de-
oonfase1. soans nsr; never ssy die, Jos
lsoyl Yoous Ias'osiss : doat; ! ssy
sspir
Tue .,onscbe does no, improve 90 %
anssut.aee. 9hsn . MAJ 6sds out thai
he b.s. ,nsn 10 mosi irorblesSms COM
psoiSn.
.-she - I didui sb,us you'd dsre 10 AIs'
me. Ne There $50 good deal OF dan
ger .l.sni -. % i thought ssd better
face u srsetbrr
Mici.'er Yan ought 10 Whip your boy
Tor n.hipg an the s,i,b.,h, Deacon j
in,.ai o. sir. hat though, IA let hir,
clesp lL,a. Gl.t
II 'h,ugh mac. time vbsn ! sssd
10 81 e. .-s NY siii she vss svsst enough
10 80, Aud shy didat you ess hsrl
sLs ,yaed 90 me
--Cisiiis.,ion hes made nssvslou'
strides. Ansniss voaldn't have bese Z
patch on the nioe,esnsh century esO'
psigp lisr's tronssrs.
a bridegroom 10 Chicago. rsosetly.
after the marriage ceremony. slipped .
90 dollar ball into The ministers band.
and nurmursd spoless,icslly. III do Be,
sss nss, time.
SUNDAY School Teacher: You mus.
yseollse, that oil en- telling you happen
I'd one The u,snd eight hundred and ssvsn'
~ nice years sgo Pupil; Oh, miss. hov,
the time do clip svsyl
--Co,tseer Il ordered tvo dozen sggs
yesterday. Nj. Crsckers. snd paid for
taem. and you only cent twenty. Mr.
crackers Ws,sl. you see. four Of EN- va
lsd an suov,d you souldnt keer for
en-.
City Dame looking Tor country board
do you object 10 children Mrs. Hey
s.sd -Tbst dspinds mum. City Dame
Depends gu the sort Of children they are,
lsupposs7 Mrs H.ysesd Nom. Ds'
FINDS 90 the sorts of mo,hes ,bsy he's
--P.s.op (re,urping from church TO
smsll boy With = pole) DO you know
where little boys go Who 60 fishing on
he s.bb.,hl smell boy (snh pride and
,uiustioul 90 You Jus. bet do. and l amt
l'goin' to give tue snap away. either.
Doctor 10 psiisot Il do not uish to
Snsbiep you. but il you have no objection
ia like TO cell 10 . couple OF my brother
physicians. Irsscible Patient ALI right
fyou need any assistance IN numbering
me call in your sccomplices.
-Msmms you arc too naughty. Dor
othy. 20 oue will love you. Dorothy
Yes. mamms; know some one uno will
love me. aud the bsd'ler en- the more
be loves ne. Why, Dorothy. whom do
you mesuG Dorothy -The devil.
Il am al.d to etc you oomiug 10
church tgnn regularly, remarked Dr.
Choker. Yes had 10. replied McWatty;
tue sinnes who lives ns1i door 10 me hss
60, to praciicing on the cornet on Sunday
morning. and can't get = wink Of slssp
IL stay at home.
: Emincut Orchestra Leader -Voti
Yon nod care for dot Sherman classic
moo,ic2 American Kicksr-No. l don't.
think IT. abominsbly poky aud tiresome.
Eminent Orchestfs Leader -Sboost You
drink viitern or d~enty glasses oil peer
md you enjoy dot moosic.
How Iopg hiss this affair been build
ingt asked the American tourist. ~ hs
looked at q ca,bredrsl. About ninety
years. answered the guide. Ninety
yrsrsl Why, over ip America " could
put MP a binding like that and have Il
fall 10 pieces. ell inside Of i've years
$50 Flo~.i- IL six years old Msmma. she
asked on- day. II W., married s,lI l have
husband like pspss w., replied the
mother, With su smnsed smiie. Aud II
dol't ,el married viii have to he al I'D
maid lit~sao, XII 7 Yrs. Flo.sie. Nam,
ma. after isu-r. i,'s tough world fof
us women. int u?
&c rg.. ssil the railroad msgnAts.
vs al th,gk a great deal OF you and W
like 10 haze yun ,isi, Susan every night
when ,ou c,u. We ike to have you stay
~ LAT. a. eA,cuirnt. too. hot sometimes
When II s.'s 10 he . o'o'oct. sud you still
dec ,nv 10 break s.sy. ! sish you bed
be,s lifted out like ny locomotives =
With ~ improved sps'l sffestsr.
"A 80 resident Of Leroy has been
isosbi 10 ssvr Pic VI everything nice
for psrs. Il is GOT seldom thst vhen
III, las, bite has been taken pspa's pos
ton has ben ercstiv abbreviated. The
other day -h.u . qusc'i,y Of csstor.oil
VS. be,os simiuissrssed bright thought
struck 'he ycuusst+r as he tAsted IL. and
be ,sid. | does lie save the rect Tor
papa
a very liiil. Girl Ia the infsLt class Il
oos 81 cor ri,, Sandsy-sehcols cane home
6unis, ss.i ,oid her mother that The
t<seh., he'd taught then n.s soog. On
sspr~e slug q vish TO bear IL the mother
vas much ss,ouish.d u the following
seS,ence. .hich Vi. al The child could
remember; I'm lii,le sreeshorn among
= half . CHEESE. The uords which hid
beea misaadsrtooi. ~,re tL~A@. Tn o