The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-27

He thought that OF an occasion like this
the ex-marshal might prepare a new
speech.
Quiet was at length restored by the pass
ing of an ordinance prohibiting Ex-Mar-
shall Irvine from delivering his great and
only effort at any of the meetings of the
order.
This is what the Regulators discussed:
lotr,
Ala bordeaux.
Response by John ii. Curtis,
FISH.
Congressional, with West Side Sauce.
Response by Thomas Carter, NJ e.
ENTREES.
Cracked Commandments, selected, with later
Mountain sauce.
Response by John II. re Il.
Frlcassce OF Road Agent,
G isssSsns s" Ey Y. 5. s sps sSs Half Shell
GAME
Young Tenderfeet, roasted and stuffed,
rrospee, Holes, po,ted.
Response by Mayor Walton
RoAsTs.
Lambs; s. s ! by W. n. v GsSs@ Peas
RELIEVES.
Wills, Vintage Of issi.
Response by Henry A. Root.
PASTRY.
Response by General Manager MeIien, OF the
Northern Pacific road,
IrE WATER.
i In response TO the toast TO bordeaux
soup, Grand Imperial Regulator Curtis
said:
Your humble president has this week SCI ,ou
n noble example In the way Of regulating the
The foe has fallen before me. II has heen pros
trsted by the strength Of my umbrella, Let all
who would hereafter attack a regulator beware.
Mr.. Carter being detained in Washing
ton there was no response 10 the next
toast.
The toast to Cracked Commandments.
Selected" was responded To in a touching
u able manner by John R.ad,wh said:
Fellow Regulators: ! confess that am not as
iainiliar as might he with the commandments,
but ' Know thai there Is one ~ them which ex-
pllclliy says that You must not ISSUE u Monday
morning paper, and especially moi n Monday
morning edition Of the Anaconda
II is outrageous, 10 publish a Monday morning
paper! IL Is impions! The Bible explicitly saws
that sunday was made for the Columbia gardens
and the Comiqne IL pains ms exceedingly on
returning froin the gardens early Monday morn.
ing 70 md the STANDARD ON my door step.
Furthermore, brother regulators, think the
SrANpARp ought Ia be suppressed anyway.
The lntsr Moanidfn has n sworn daily circula-
tion In this state Of i53 copies. which, is more
than all the other papers IN the state nut to-
ge,her, and We have nm affidavit maker who can
swear Ia that elect. This being the ease II Is
prcposteIous for another paper ~ come into
Town and run a Monday morning edition. The
STANDARD must he suppressed. The election il
coming on, and Il IL necessary for the deyelo :
mcnt Of the ORES Ina or mines thai Tom Carter
DE elected congressman. To have the STAND
Arp telling the truth about Garter six days a
week is terrible. But Ia let II tlnmp away seven
days n week will be rIinous To the republican
party, Ia the great state Of Montana, 10 Carter
and Ia the later MounfdiR.
wow, brother regulators. ! want things SO
reguLled Thai there went any news happen on
sunday any more. II this great order ~ regtil,l-
tors eau accomplish anything il can So Ak things
that there wont he any more hip cyclones on
sundays. ] want "A regulation PASSED 20
prohibit people from committing suicide on sun
day, AS they have been doing right along I'm this
city, In spite OF my earnest protests 1 want
ms business of having lires on Sunday stopped.
AN these things heed regulating, nd II this
great ornef VIII regulate them You Will receive
The undyinF tina rs OF ne and Tom Carer"
MIR. Re DIS proposed regulation was re- |
ferred TO himself as "A committee Of one. |
w. %. Speer was 10 have responded 20
the ext toast, but he could not be found.
Re DIS touching h~aranrue.
Mayor Walton, lin the toast on Pre- spect
Holes" declared that he intended forth |
with to regulate and abolish the prospect
holes which have been strewn about the
city, breaking the legs of horses. He de-
once.
w. N. Viguers said he would do his ut
most TO roast all the young lambs that an |
pearcd ON the floor of the Butte City stock
exchange.
To the toast on "Wills,' Henry A. Root |
feelinRly remarked that wills ought 10 be
regulated. He was not opposed 10 Wills
generally, but some particular wills he
considered exceedingly Annoying and
rather than have the privilege abused he |
would much prefer 60 abolish the whole
custom OF making Wills. He Thought also
hat wills OF more than - years of age
should be declared obsolete. As far as he
was concerned he would much prefer
that there had never been any wills al all.
He considered IL highly disrcputnble i'm
any person To bring forward a will a quar-
ter Of century old. He would never
lower himself To do such a thing. IL was
preposierous. The thing needed regnIat-
ing, m he trusted the order would attend
To the matter.
General Manager Mellon In Tho toast on