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"Mr. Rusk," said the office boy with
a smile on his face. MIR Beans is in
the outer Office and wants to see you"
"Beans?0 cried the unsuspecting
secretary of agriculture. "Who is
Beans? l don't know Beans. - and the
laugh which followed showed the secre-
tary that he had fallen into a trap
MunSey'S Weekly.
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For lame back, side or chest, use Shiloh's
Porous Plaster. Price % cents. For sale
by Woodward & Conley, Druggist.
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SAIeRpR.

n. NJ. Burgess, Chairman. O., Salem
J. F. Thompson. Town Clerk. ...-....P. O., Wilmot
A. II. Kruckman, Town Treasurer :. P o., Wilmot
r; Oryis, Assessor. ....------.--....P. o., Salem
Ward Boss, SUPERVISORY. ............... Salem
+. Bralnard, Supervisor. Observation-Disclosures. Wilmot
T. Owen, A. Van Alstine -. Justices of the Peace
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Pleasant Prairie.
Paris.

d. NJ. Jones Chairman .....P. O., Union Grove
Louis G. Williams Town Clerk. .....;;P. o. Paris
George Price, treasurer. .......P o., Bristol
Vim. F.. Heidersdorf Assessor ....... p. o., Somers
A. A. Burgess Supervisor ................B Bristol
Henry Biehn, Jr., Supervisor. ..----..... Paris
Jacob Windish... Justice of the Peace
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Randall,

Joseph r. Hyde, Chairman, p O., Bassetts Station
VIM. Williams, Town Clerk P. o., Bassetts Station
Henry Renedct, Treasurer. P. o. Bessetts Station
John Everman, Assessor. p. O., Bassetts Station
VIM. W1nchell, Supervisor -. -. -. -. Wlmot
Seneca Wing, Supervisor. BaSsettS Station
w. FL, Wilcox. 49,. Justice of the Peace
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SOHnlGFS.

Chas L. Barrows Chairman... P. O., Berryville
W. ]. Rhodes Town Clerk. .....P. o., Somers
6. r. Shepard, Town Treasurer. :. P o., Somers
Joseph Bishop Assesso. -. .... P. o., Somers
A. {. Ozanne, Supervisor 49,. ....... Somers
James Petra, ...........
n. Thompson ....... ........ Justice of the Peace
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3 RIGGS7
HEADACHE !; TROCHES
Sick H adache in its Nervous, Bilious or
Congestive Forms.

This Remedy is the prescription of one Of the
leading physicians of Paris, France, and was used
by him with unparalleled success for over thirty
years; it was first given to the public as propre-
tary medicine in 1873, since which time 1t has
found it's way into almost every country on the face
of the globe and become favor1te remedy with
thousands of the leading physicians. Medical socle-
ties have discussed its marvellous success at their
annual conventions and after their official chemists
have analysed it and found that it contained no
opiates. bromdes or other harmful ingredients,
quietly placed it among their standard remedies.
TESTIMONIAL.
LR. BROWN. NJ. D.,
% West Jersey ST.,
ELIZABETH, n. j., June %, 1889.
This is 10 certify that l have used for some
months with much satisfaction the combination OF
remedies for headache. known as Briggs Headache
Troches. The remedy more headaches,
especially such as affect Nervous Women, than any
thing am acquainted with. and if this certificate
will be the means of bringing it to the favorable at
tention of sufferers from that trouble shall feee
''i'' L. R. BROWN,
PRICE IS GENT
Sold by Woodward 8 conIey, Druggists
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u MAN
ChiCarO. Rock Island & Pacific RV.

Including Lines East and West Of the Missouri
River The Direct Route to and from CHICAGO
ROCK ISLAND, DAVENPORT, DIES MONIES
COUNCIL BLUFFS, WATERFOWL, SIOUX
FALLS. MINNEAPOLIS, ST. PAUL, ST. JOS.
EPH ATCHTSON, LEAVENWORTH, KANSAS
CITY TOPEKA. DENVER, COLORADO SP'NGs
and PUEBLO. Free Reclining Chair Cars to anc
from CHICAGO. CALDWELL, HUTCH1NSON
and DODGE CRY and Palace Sleeping Cars be-
tween CTIICACO WICHITA and HUTCHINSON.
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w heatHamd.

S. D. Slade, Chairman p o, SHADES Corners
!. II. Hoelz, Town Clerk. ...P. O., New Munster
Fl, II. Smith, Town Treasurer..P O.. New Munster
II. 4. Homer, Assessor p. o., New Munster
Henry Lais, Supervisor -. 49,. New Munster
Thos. Pennefeather, $ ....... -. New Munster
Ozro w. Eddy, Geo. H. Fay Justices of the Peace
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Kenosha Post Office.
Arrival and Closing OF Malls.

OPENS. CLOSES.
Dailv (except Sunday. ...... 700 g. m 800 pm
SUNDAY ........II:45 a. m. I2:45 p. m
4 80 LII
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ERriSfOI.
Brighton.

D. L. Burgess, Chairman. ............P P. O., Salem
Joshua Dixon, Town Clerk .......P. o.. Kansasville
Jacob Daniels, Jr, Treasurer. ..P. o.. Brighton
Nicholas Leinen, Assessor. up. O.. Kansasvillt
Valentine Eppers, Supervisor ....-... 49,. Brighton
G.. F. Stanley. Supervisor ......... 80 Brighton
Michael Kemen, Constable . - Brighton
w z. McNicar Henrv Swami Instices Of tie Pee.
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TESTIMONIAL.
L. r. BROWN. NJ. D.,
~ West Jersey ST..

PRICE IS CE-N TS-
Sold by Woodward 8 conIey, Druggists
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Solid VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAIhS

oP Through Coaches. Sleepers, Free Reclining
CHAIR Cars and CTEast Of Mo. River) Dining Care
daily between CHICAGO DIES MONIES, COUN'
CTTr RT;UFFS and OMAHA, with FREE Reclin-
iner Chair Car to NORTH PLATTE Neb.l, an.
hefvveeII CHICAGO and DENVER, COLORADO
SPRINGS and PUEBLO, via ST joseph, OF - 6att
gas City and Topeka. Splendid Dining Hotels
west of ST. Joseph and Kansas City. Excursions
daily with Choice of Routes to and from SAL
lake Portland, Los Angeles and San Francisco
The Direct Line to and from Pixies Peak, Mani
tou, Garden Of the Gods, the San1tarAu111s' anCs
Scenic Grandeurs Of Colorado
Via The Albert Lea Route.
Solid Express Trains daily between Chicago and
Minneapolis and ST. Paul, with IdfSOOGa ne
cIinino Chair Cars GREE to and from those
noints and kansas City. Through Chair Car and
sIeeper between Peoria, Spirit Lake and Sioux
Fails via Rock Island. The Favorite Line to
Wafertown Sioux Falls, the Summer Resorts and
TEnntinc and Fishing Grounds Of the Northwest
The Short Line via Seneca and Kankakee offers
facilities to travel to and from Indianapolis. Gin
cinnati and other Southern points.
For Tickets, Maps, Folders, or desired inforrna-
ton, apply at any Coupon Ticket Office, or address
{. ST. JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN
oenI Manager. Genl Tiki. 8 Pass. Agt.
CHICAGO I'LL,
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19
QUIET.

"He passed away very quietly did he mott"
| "Yes; he died without any heirs. s."-Terre
| Haute Express.
The trump of fame often comes to a man
when it is too late in the game to do him
| any good.-Puck.
The young doctor who fell in love at first
sight explained it in one word-cauterize.-
Kearney Enterprise.
Jinks-"Lend me dollar" Binks-"Till
whens" Jinks-"Till you get it back again."
Lawrence American.
When girl elores with her coachman,
some other man is saved from getting a
mighty poor wife.-Buffalo Express.
The Yuba Dam collar is advertised by a
New York firm. The name may be new, but
collars have been made that way for a long
time.-Bostonian.
A paper in that ancient Massachusetts,
city, in an obituary of a member of the city
government, says: 'fOther towns envy
Salem her dead councilman. San Francisco
Alta.
Thompson (after dubious whiff)-"Didn't
you cay, Brown, that these cigars were two
for quarter.' Brown (pufdng joyously)-
'.Yes. I'm smoking the twenty-cent one."
American Grocer.
She Gust gone into housekeeping)-"H
did you like the shirt I ironed for you, AL
| freda Didn't I do it beautifullya" He
"You do nothing by halves, my dear. You
did it up brown, of course. DRY Goods
Chronicle.
"Sirl" he said to the proprietor of dry
goods store, 'I have called to notify you not
to trust my wife on my account, as she"
"Don't worry, sir. it has been ten years since
you had any credit at this store!"-Detroit
Free Press.
A farm journal says cow can be prevented
from kiokfn0 nv fiaiocr har hind lars fouafhar
Perhaps 30; but man can't be prevented
from kickiug BY tieing his hind legs together.
He would kick if he had no legs. That's
his nature.-Norristown Herald.
The man who asks, t'Is life worth living?"
shows by asking the question that he thinks
he doesn't think it is, but he will dodge
runaway horse just as glibly as the man who
would rather do almost anything than die
Somerville Journal.
In the vernacular.-"Hel!o, Jack; where
are you living now" "Tm boarding with
widow lady on Madison avenue. Where are
you~livingp ooh, Pm the guest of a
widower gentleman with two daughter ladies
and one son gentleman. life.
At Boarding House.-Scientifc Boarder
-"There are no nerves of taste in the roof
of the mouth. If we wish to get the full
taste of-of bread and syrup, for instance,
we must put it in the mouth with the sweet
side down. Practical Boarder-"Ahl I
suppose that is why We all eat this bread and
butter with the buttered side up."-New
York Weekly.
The Reason.-The pastor of small Ger
man town is extremely pleased at having one
of his paIishioners tell him that he has q
nice little pig which he is going to give him.
After some time, the pig not making it's sp-
pearance, he asks one day whether the good
man has forgotten it. "Oh, no." he said
very frankly, ST did not forget at all, ''but,
you see, the pig got well."-Fliegende Blat-
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OFFICE 400 STATE STREET.
No. 94

powers beneath. Balbino, Struggling his
shoulders and remarking, 'tIt is ehamming.
like bad woman!" descended into the pit,
ran about upon the crust, broke off relics to
take away, and punched the seams savsgely
with his pike to illustrate his bravery and
contempt. Then one last look at SO vast and
yet so little q portion of our coed old earth;
the descent and meeting of the belated trav-
elers, who glared at us for our own better
luck; another meal at the wretched Casa,
where it seemed we had been long years be-
fore; and then q lightsome step out and down
into the world Of sunshine, verdure and
song; while, far and near, waking a myriad
echoes in wooded gorge and glen, there came
to Us mingled with tuneful songs of rivulets
and birds, the clear and mellow notes of
shepherds pipes, as, with matin melodies,
their focks were led up lower 1Etna's YER
dant Sides EDGAR L, WAKEMAN,
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A Spectre Deer.


The mountain people on Walden's Ridge,
within fifteen miles OF Chattanooga, are con
vinced that spectre deer protects the living
ones. There are still a large number of deer
tobe found on the mountains, and parties
frequently 60 from the city on hunting ex-
peditions. They seldom fail to get within
sight of game, bat very frequently return
without any. The reason for this is ex-
planned by one of the natives of the ridge in
q most singular way. 81 know" he said,
"that there is spectre deer on the noun
tain. I have seen it, and 30 have great
many other people. Now I can hit top of
q cap box at 100 yards, and I never missed
a deer in my life when it was an actual flesh
and blood deer. But often, when go hunt
ing, jump half dozen deer at a time; one
of them will stop within few feet, with it's
side to me. I shoot at it and it never moves,
and load and fire again. Then know that
1t is the spectre deer, and there is no use in
my hunting any more that day; would
never see another deer
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The Warfare Of sex-A Drama
from Kate Fields Washington

The Warfare OF SeX-A Drama
from Kate Fields Washington.l
He-I like you'll
She-And like you'll (They embraee.)
He-I want more of youl
She-You've had enough!
He-But want morel
She-You can't have It'll
He'll take It'll I'm the biggest!
She-You shan'tl (They fght.)
SCENE 2.
He-I like you!
she-And like youl (They embrace.)
He'll hunt for you.
she-And I'll cook for you!
He-Carry this beastl
She-I don't want toi
He-You mustl
She-I won't.
He-I'n make you'll Pm the biggest!
She-You shan'tl (They fght.)
SCENE 8.
He-I like you!
She-And like you! (They embrace.)
He-You're so pretty in the house!
She-I like to be pretty!
He-You mustn't go out Of the housel
She-Oh, but want to!
He-You mustn't
She-I villa
He-I'm the biggest and I'll keep you inl
She-You shan't (They fght.)
SCENE A
He-I like you'll
She-And like you'll (They embrace.)
He-You are lovely, but wickedl
She-I know I'm wicked
He-You are an angel-and fool!
She-I know that, tool sa
He-You are my ausen-and my slavel
She-That is self. evident!
He-I may do as I please, but you mustn't!
She-I will
He-I am the biggest, and 1'l make you
behaved 7@
she-You can't (They fght.) all
SCENE 5. 5aszas.i~ f.
He feebly)-I like youl
She (wearily)-And like you'll (They shake
hands.)
He-Keep behind mel Don't push sol
She-Oh! You hurtl want to get out
He-You mean, you want to get ahead!
She-I don't want to get even!
He-Horrorsl You don't belong event You
weren't made event You can't get event You
are fool-I mean an angel! Here, 70 backI
You're slave-I mean aqueen! Get behind,
I tell you'll Heavens and earth, womanl Don't
you understands You were divinely ordain-
ed to stay behind; you were naturally involv-
ed to stay behind; you are far happier be-
hind; you are re--ahem-eonvenien be-.
hind; you are constitutionslly incapacitated
for anything bat staying behind; it is absol-
utely impossible for you to get out from be-
hind; and therefore will fight till I die to
keep you behind. But if you will only stay
behind and keep quiet, we'll be good friends,
See?
She-I want to get outl
He-You shan'tl
She-I will!
He-I'm the strongest and I'll keep you
behindl
She-Well see about thatl (They fight
.wfully.)
SLOW CURTAIN.
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Horse-Flesh for Dogs, Food.
From tha Pittsh,1ry Ofsnsr,>n


Had Solomon lived in Pittsburg be would
doubtless have refrained from saying that
"There is nothing new under tine sum-" The
latest novel practice INDUCED in here is that
of feeding dogs on horse-fesh. Mr.. Adolph
Stucky, of 1920 Carson street, South Side,
has one of the most valuable kennels in the
state. It could not be replaced for less than
$4,000 to 81, 500, and it only consists of eight
animals. During the winter season Mr..
Stuoky feeds his dogs almost entirely
on horse-fesh. He buys his stock at the Red
Lion horse market at from 50 to $5 head.
The horses are taken to the Twenty-second
ward, where the dogs are kept on the farm
of William Vannessen. They are killed and
dressed like beef. The meat is packed away
in salt and fed to the dogs in its raw state.
Horse-fesh is held by Mr.. Stucky to be
healthier than other meat, and is much
cheaper.
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'8r,g 3nuds.
Howe & Stets0l
RATTLERS!

Handsome styles Sideband
Wool Surahs, SO inches wide, at
35c per yard. These goods have
never been retailed under soc.
Black Surah Silks, full "a
inches wide, CSC per yard, black
edges just right for sashes.
All wool Black Surahs, IS
inches wide, at CSC per yard.
Same quality 38 inches wide
sells for soc.
Ladies Cloth Capes at $1.48,
$2.48, $3.50. These are three
special bargain numbers; colors
are Tans and Black.
Ladies Black Cloth Jackets,
vest fronts, revere collars, at S.
each usually retail at So. so.
Parasols and Sun Umbrellas
now ready. Complete assort-
ment of novelties in plaids,
stripes and bordered silk covers.
Also large stock of staple blacks
in all qualities; prices from z5c
to $Io each. Extraordinary
bargains at $I.oo, 1.25, 1.5o,
$I.6S, I.89, 2.25, $50, 2.75, $3.
Great bargains in All Silk
Satin Ribbons No. IL for 1oc,
No. 16 for 12c, No. 22 for 15c,
No. 40 for 18c. This is a rare
chance to buy first quality Rib
bons at half price; very desir-
able for fancy work.
Just in from the mill, 2,5oo
yards of those famous White
Goods Remnants at I2Hc per
yard, in over so different styles
to select from and largely new
patterns, and the best lot we
have offered at 12Hc.
Our special importation of
Ladies' Silk Vests now ready.
Prices fully as low as last sea-
son, notwithstanding the ad-
vance in raw silk.
Yale Grey and White Ath-
letic Flannels in 6, 7 and s OF.
weights, in the best unshrink-
able goods made.
Special Bargains Friday, April lS.
HOWE & STETSON,
Insurance Building,
886-888 Chapel Street,
New Haven, Conn.
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health. The distinguished visitor replied
that he had hired himself out as tutor in
rich Japanese family. The governor was
satisfied. Every day the author can be seen
teaching the young Japs how to spell dog
cat house, etc. His salary is 5000 year,
but by playing servant he can live where he
chnoeAa y
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19
DUST TO DUST.

we are an unnappy community. A teN
days ago the mud was so abundant in oul
streets as to muf1e the sound of the hearse
wheels as the victims of the damp and cold
weather were carried to their long home.
Now the sun has shone little. and the dust
is SO prevalent and all-pervading and pene-
trating as to make us sigh for some more
rain, which we very we'll know isn't needed.
Such is life in New Haven. For more years
than those who are still alive care to remem-
Der has this city been afflicted
with a dust plague every spring. At
this season of the year when mon
Haven they are half choked, half blinded and
wholly disguised with the dust which Alls
every orevioe in their frames. 1t is perhaps
well enough not to grumble at the obligation
laid on every human being to eat ga peck of
dirt" but a bushel or two every spring is
not prescribed by any old saying. And aside
from the disagreeableness of the operation, it
isn't healthy. A good old doctor of this city
who has gone to his reward was accustomed
to write to the JOURNAL AND COURIER every
spring and tell it's readers how many and
what painful diseases this dust diet might
and did cause. Eye troubles, diphtheria and
lung diseases were among them.
What can be done to cure this long stand
ing grievancei And whose business Is 1t to
pay any attention to it, Apparently nothing
and nobody's. But if somebody or some
thing, the board Of public works for instance,
would attend to 1t the gratitude of a dusty
and half stifled community would be abun-
dsnt and heartfelt. Perhaps it is too much
to expect that anything can be done this
spring. But the board might begin to think
about It 90 that when other springs come
this way their freshness will not be made
hideous by clouds of pulverizsd stones, COM
minuted filth, and diphtheris and pneu-
monia germs.
"Dust thou art and unto dust thou shalt
return" But nothing is said about allowing
the dust to meet us more than half wsy-as
1t does In New Haven. There is no warrant
for It. Won't somebody or something
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19

seem to prove that it is actuated by an in
discriminate hatred of mankind rather than
misled by the blindness of the opposite
sentiment. HILARY.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19

Methodist Bishop Joyce has been visited
by the spirit of prophecy and predicts that
the presidential messages of 1893.97 will be
written by Robert T.. Lincoln
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19

Slow-Boat and Feeling-Somewhat-Bette
two long-haired braves who have never be-
fore been out of Arizona, arc on their way to
visit the Great Father at Washington. Slow
Boat il chief seventy years of age; Feeling
Somewhat Better ia his interpreter.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19

Boat IL a chief seventy years of age; Feeling
Somewhat-Bette is his interpreter.
According to the plans of Speaker Reed
and the ways and means committee. the tariff
bill will be taken up for discussion in the
house on the first of May. Six days will be
allowed for general debate and ten for the
discussion of amendments under the Ave
minute rule. Then the bill will be passed
and sent to the senate, which is expected to
dispose of it by the first of June. Other
matters will occupy congress during that
month and adjournment may be possible as
early as the first of July.
A Wisconsin court has been trying case
In which . clergyman is charged with getting
$225 for an unsound horse not worth $10O.
We once knew a Methodist presiding elder
who was visited by herse jockey one morn
ing just before the good elder had family
prayers. The Jockey wanted to "talk horse" !"
but the elder kindly and solemnly checked
him and invited him into the house, where
the Jockey heard q prayer from the elder
which seemed to 60 straight to heaven.
After the prayer was done the "horse talk"
was resumed aud the elder "gouged" the
jockey with great and relentless skill, the
jockey being still under the influence of the
moving prayer. To the day OF his death he
took a certain delight in telling that that
prayer of the elder cost him just $3.50.
Speaking of Sir Edwin Arnold's life in
Japan. he was, says recent visitor to that
country, $50 charmed with Yokohama whom
he arrived there few months ago that he
determined to live in the native quarters for
time. He had no sooner selected a resi-
dence than the governor ordered him to
move to the foreign quarters at once. Aot-
ing on the advice of friends. Sir Edwin sent
back word that he was sick. That excuse
was accepted and the Englishman was not
bothered for some time. After awhile Sir
Edwin was summoned before tho governor,
who asked him II he had not recovered his
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19

EASY INSURANCE,

EASY INSURANCE..
It is announced that an English insurance
company. will hereafter admit members
without medical examination, and solely
upon their declaration of sound health. 1t
is provided, however, that in the event of
the death of the insured within five years
from the date of the policy only the pre-
miums paid, with legal interest, shall be re-
turned to him. During the Eve years the
premiums are to be regarded as money held
in trust for that period, but if the insured
lives beyond that term he is entitled to all
the privileges of the usual policy-holder. It
is limited that some of the companies in this
country may follow this example.
It seems that the objections to
the medical examinations are that they are
becoming more and more stringent, and that
analysis for albumin and sugar have been
opposed by many experts as being of little
value in the hands of the ordinary practi-
toner. Still other objectionable" features
are the rigid inquiries into family history.
It will take a long time to test the sound
ness of waving medical examinations. Most
healthy people would prefer to be insured by
3 company which requires strict examina-
tions. It would not be for their advantage
to be insured in one that did not.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19

DELIVERED BIZ CARRIxRs N THE CRY, 10
OnNTs WEEK, 80 GENTS A MONTH, $500
FOB SIX MONTHS, $500 YEAR. TEE SAM
TERMS BIZ MAIL.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19

A COMMITTEES has been formed to erect .
monument to Bismarck. Bismarck might a.
well give up the idea of having monument.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19
EDITORIAL NOTES.

"Shame water" is what the unlearned
Congo Africans call rum.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19
The anmrnaI aud Courier.

The Oldest Daily Paper Pub
Eshed in Connecticut.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-19


By means of the following links in the
chain Of reasoning the Christian Advocate
eonclusively proves that the wind Is blind:
'The wind is breeze; breeze is a zephyr;
zephyr is yarn; yarn is tale; tail Is
an attachment; an attachment is love, and
love Is blind; therefore the wind is blind. -
Recent disasters caused by the winds fury