The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-14
"BABT AT BAR HARB0R.
NAMES RESORT Is ALMOST AN
ADAMLEsS EDEN.

SCahAS-a
who Carry "2efreshers"-EHects OF
x.y,,is,xv on Women-The Whisper OF
s,,rner Eyening-A Woman's Idea
81 Tolstoi-A Bad Market for Mar
riegeable Girls.
R.R HARBoR, NE, Sept. 11.-Civiliza-
t;on has been the ruin of this place. The
6avs when the girls sat on the clerks desk,
aressad in hannels, and with their legs
dangling ove- tie edge, showing shoes that
were meant to walk in, hailIng each arrival
in bifurcated garments as wondrous some
tbing we-e days OF joy. The days when
tba blackboard jolted all indigestion out of
the s,mealers," and the day when fruits and
meats from the city we're not to be gotten,
and people eagerly ate bread and butter
and huckIeberries, and grew fat and
baalthful on them, have all gone by
Nore's the pity. Her Ladyship Dame
Fashion has entered and taken possession
here and we dress and drive and dawddle
and gossip exactly as they do at Newport.
Saratoga or Long Branch. The original
bnckbSard is no more, and its base imitation
in fine wood and upholstery has all its dis
comforts without its picturesqueness.
Fyervbodv is Just as eager as they were in
their aboriginal state to make money OF OF
Won. but they do 1t in more citified fas MON,
and you feel like paying for hand organ
that can warble THE heart bowed do wn
with weight of Woe"
A WoEFUL. LACK OF MEN.
There are not very many interesting
women, and men are as scarce as the pro-
verbal hens teeth. She who ex poets a
husband up on Saturday is envied by all
the others who don't, and she who has a
young man coming up to stay for a week
Is counted the most lucky of all women.
do not understand, for my own part this
lack of men. What's the matter with the
women? But, of course, that's where the
trouble lies If Jeanette were sufficiently
attractive, Jean would be rushing through
his work at rate calculated to bring on
nervous prostration, that he might leave
the city on Friday and stay with her until
Monday. bask in her smiles, and be happy
merely because be was in the sunshine of
her presence But Jean doesn't seem to be
built that way He would a thousand times
rather bask in the smiles of some married
belle at Narragansett or Newport, and he
will tell YOU confdentislly that, You see,
it's much safer, because, after all, the old
woman isn't round trying to find out
whether you have got any intentions
lien HARDER TO CATCH THAN EELs.
The day of the gill is not now, and girls
abound at Bar Harbor. 1t is true in many
instances they are very knowing girls, but
still they have the feminine desire to possess
for their very own O man. and there is moth
ing quite as difficult to catch. Eels are as
nothiag BESIDE them. just when you think
the big fish is landed it slides away, because
the bait isn'ttempting enough or the fisher
woman hasn't enough patience.
The fishers for men up here are in many
instances the mammas. They are very brazen
about it, and | do not wonder that all the
eligibles fee, while only those who are
adorned with sash ribbons remain.
THE YOUNG MAN IN A SASH.
A young man in q sash is to Inc the great
est abomination On the face Of the earth
II he would come out and be real honest and
wear a red flannel band to keep his
funny in order | should have some re-
spect for him and offer him few drops of
paregoIc; but when he dawdlei around in
pale-blue sash or a rose and white striped
one, want him to be gently exterminated
not hurt. because inoffensive things like
that oughtn't to be hurt; not electrocute1,
but just chlorofOrned out of existence.
suppose there is a use for him-he points a
moral and occasionly he may adorn a tale,
but | doubt it,
BAR HARBOR DUDE.
There is one up here VINO does fancy
work! He makes all his sisters bonnets.
and toe result in that family is that the
sister is good swimmer, can drive tandem,
plays tennis like an athlete and calls her
brother Tommy" man who had reached
the age of 20 would be TON" to his
family, or else ne would apply to the legis-
iature and have his name changed This
sweet specimen of humanity also writes
poetry, and he sends no end of it to MS lady
Irlenus at the different watering places He
was presented to me, and l regret to say
mat though L come of several generations
OF gentle-Women, | could not be civil to
MN. Even my maternal parent, who has
heart that goes out to sick children. and
ldlots and cats that have been hurt in con-
nlcts, and love stories, admired his fancy
WorH, but said confdentially she didn't
think she would like a bow of ber
to be like that, and the that was said with
the emphasis that only Quaker training
can give.
WOMEN WHO CARRY "REFREsHERs
Who else is here's Well, will you be hor-
Tlned II tell you that / have seen more
women with TASKS who didn't hesitate to
orlnk whisky than have ever seen in nv
ne WhlsSy Is not drink for women.
especially When it is taken straight and
mouthful OF water after it, There IS some
lung ABOUT 1t that would seem to Indicate
t .no1 III ner own Eeart, If in no other way.
tne woman who drank whisky had potten
pretty low down. To be sure. I don;t Iika
myself-its smell being the worst thing
o. Anow of-but this flask business Is
geetihg to be little too
. .luch OF good thing, and what's more
Ine women are showing it on their faces
SlsI remember, my little duck, that while
=. seems very smart to draw out 8 daintilv
eIgl aVed silver flask, pour out a drink Of
t.TTiskY, and toss it off, there will certainly
.oiIow inhamed eyes and a nose-welI
Po"oer VIII not hide its color
EFFECT OF WHISKY ON woNrN
Whisky shows on woman Quicker than
S Sny other drink. 1t makes lines about the
60 ana 1t draws the eyelids I'D until the
go go oecome mere specks. One Young wo-
~ ,I ha VINO thought she would pack her TASKS
- Aer trunk had her most beauteons tea
sII"n ruined because one flask broke. end
ISL ana, ana whisky do not form desirable
tS,.oits.allon. One would have thought
va . altef this she would have foresworn
he. Slhotlng drink, but bless your heart.
- Isl SUI The American girl. She simply
,~.Su sDe would never be such a fool as
j. Cariy glass flask again, or if she did,
..u'H De IN her pocket, and not in her
n, ''ISPER OF SUMMER EVENING.
-" rlther boas are very much worn
-he5 certainly are becoming, but
evening when sat in thu dark
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