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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-01-06

|, Proud Father-Do ynu think he looks
like me? Sympathciir Vi>ltu--Yes, poor
little thing
Young Lady-W.,il"r Gave YOU any
brie cheese? Waiter-N ne, ma'am, but
the ones that have un.
Girls black boots in Berlin, says an
exchange. 81 rh~y 81" in every city but
not until after they are married.
She Cat II Z piano. Listen! How do
you enjoy ibis refrain? He: Very much.
The more you refrain, the better | like it.
Ethel (who il ginning on he. dolls wig) ::
Lefty, u" you know why grandpa's hair
has come off his head? 1t wasn't stuck
II.
y arper who gets so cents for a receipt
for killing insects sends this reply: Get
your insects to smoke cigarettes 1t will
Kill them.
The men in Chicago are so impolite
that if Il hen should get on a crowded
street-car and want to sit 10 one would
give her Il chance.
Tramp-Coud you give me a little to
eat madam? Madam-Oh, how lucky.
The Cooking Club has just gone, and you
can eat all But the tramp had fled.
Teacher: Now, suppose you had fifteen
cents and spent five for school book,
how would you ascertain the amount you
had remaining? Head Boy: Count it sir.
Who is this Mr.. So-and-so, of whom
you speak so often? asked Mrs. Gazzam,
as gentle correction of her husbands
habit of forgetting names. Mr.. Sew
and-sew? replied Gazzam. Oh, he's
tailor.
Waiting at the station, which is also
the po>t-oflice: Haven't you anything else
t. read but this Old newspaper? Sorry
sir. Perhaps you might be interested to
look over these postcards that came in
to day.
Flossie-What is that rumbling, gurg-
ling noise upstairs, mamma? Mother
(who knows that the man of the house
has made slip with his razor)-I think
it is the bursting of dam somewhere,
Flossie.
a New York paper say that the MAORI
ty of the people in that city would rather
listen to a hand organ than u Wagner
opera. 1t was not supposed there was
such high quality of musical culture in
that city.
Mozart Bach: I've heard your comic
ditties at five entertainments this week.
How do you contrive to strike the popu-
lar taste so we'll? Sullivan Smith: l hire
a hoodlum to dictate the words and then
arrange the music from the songs of the
cats on the roof.
Pastor Ito the country couple he has
just married. Marriage gives you each
certain duties. The husband must pro-
tect his wife, but the wife must follow
him everywhere. Bride (weighs two
hundred pounds, frowns anXiOusiy) Oh,
sir can't that be changed? My husband
is letter-carIier.
Why, Bobby, what are you doing? 1t is
wrong to crack nuts on Sunday. Put
them away. You mustn't crack another
one. She left him, looking a little disap-
pointed, and soon heard him pounding
again. Returning, she said, Bobby, why
don't you mind me? lis isn't nuZzer one,
replied the little four-year-old. lis same
one.
At the Metropolitan Museum. Attend
dant: Are you looking for anything in
particular? Uncle Reub: Yis sab, is. l
heerd tell dat dey wuZ some OBJ d. ole
mastahS astOppIn' heah, en- | fought
whad I'd look in an see + ole Mars Ogle-
thn'p, oh Gales plantation, Grorgy, had
arrived in town. | amt sot eyes on him
sence siXty-fO'.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-01-06

Too much Importance cannot be attached TO the
fact that Laxador has superior fam ly
medicine. For headache, fatnlcncy. dyspepsi
nervousness, liver and blood diseases, etc, it
stands unexcellcd. Price 25 cents package
As spurious liquors will injure men, so opium
or laudanun will harmfully affect the baby. DR..
Bulbs Baby Syrup is the remedy for the baby. 1t
is not injurious. Price % cents.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-01-06

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung TO Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-01-06

Ifyou wish to enjoy good health, and prevent the
seeds of disease rpening in your system, you should
the best medicine in the world, Sulphur BIttcrs,
which will prevent your system from being all run
down by making it strong and vigorous.-Rev. w.
Il. Snow.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-01-06

Rheumatism originates in Tactic acid in the blood
which settling in the joints causes the pains and
aches of the disease. Hoois Sarsaparla cures
rheum tism by neutrazing the acidity of The blood
and giving it richnes and vitality. Try Hoods
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-01-06


Bashfulness is very becoming some
times to a young man, but it is well for
him to get over it if he is going to board.
While the men were eating their sup
per in a boarding house at Glenwood
Springs, Col, the other evening, IA black
bear walked in. The men all ran out of
the back door except the cook, who
picked up clcaver and killed the in
truder.
The simple incih"d nf treating drunk
enrcsS practis"d in Norway ard SNe''cn
i + ported L., ne very effective. The in
fed With hreId snake IN y inc. which IN
eight or ten days creat' ; i'oeiIiy l'aiiI-
ing for strong drink.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-07-21
"A Verdict Unaainsss.

". p. Suit, druggist, Bippus, Ind, tssti.
6es: II can recommend Electric Bitters a.
the very best remedy. Every bottle sold
took six bottles and was cured Of fheuma-
tisW Of ten years standing" Abraham
Hars, druggist, Belleville, Ohio, afarms:
'sThe best selling medicine have over
handled in my twenty years experience, il
Electric Bitter" Thousands Of others hAve
added their testimony, 90 that the verdict
is unanimous that Electric Bltters do care
al diseases Of the liver, kidneys or blood.
Only half dollar bottle at +. s. Hale 4
Cos drug store.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-07-21
Great Reduction in Passenger Rates via the
Northern Pacific.

The Northern Pacific railroad desiring to
benefit the people of Montana, and give
them the lowest possible rates, will. COM
mencing August l, make the following ma
siefal reductions: The one way first-elass
are at present in force between Helena and
St. Paul 10 &4S.75. the new rate will be $40
The eecond-class rate of &32.50 will be re-
duced to S25. the same 40 now in force
we.t-bouad. The round trip rate, both east
and weat-bound. between Helena and st,
Paul will be $50. limited to ninety days,
and good TO return via opposite routes, the
GAoe - Paci6e coast tiefete, Reme1nher
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-07-21

Montana. ID luns v1stibo3ed tfams With
superb dmi1 and P6llm,h cars and Full
man tourists sleeping oasf through to Chi
ca9o without change,
4. d, EpoA1,
Genl AT.
CHAs. 8. Fn, G. r. and T. A.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-07-21

have For Sale thirty line Of Electric Cars
right in the line Of Fine Buildings Also eighteen acres
Plated and Close in These are SPECIAL BARGAINS
and can be Retailed now
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-07-21

~ posals Tor reno ds.ing the Cans & Klein
business block situated on tbs corner Of Main.
Broadway and Jaekson streets, Will be receives
itscts Plans and specifications can g. saen II
their Office during businaas hours,
PAULHkN Z MCCONNELL,
Hslsna. Mont. July 10 iSoo
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
Tri-State Brevities.

JOHN WILSON has been indicted at Belle
fonte for the murder, last September, of Harry
Waterhouse.
REV. DIR. WILLIAM CoDv1LLE, for Is years
pastor of the Baptist church, at McKeesport
rendered his resignation last night.
CARNEGIE, PHIPPs & Co.'S wire nail de-
partment turned out 221 kegs of nails Tues
day in IS hours, breaking its previous record
by S44 kegs.
SHERIFF WELSH, of Beaver, has gone to
Jersey City to secure the three bunko men ar
rested there. who swindled Farmer James
Shannon out of $1,000.
FOUR men and two women were injured so
badly during row between Italians and Hun
garians. at Big Mountain, near Scranton, that
they are not expected to live.
ANNIE KESsLER young Hebrew woman,
was baptized and received into the Catholic
Church at Reading. She left her home in the
old country to avoid marrying man of her
own faith.
JOSEPH QUAY, who claims to be a cousin of
United States Senator Quay. has been locked
up in Reading, charged with stealing $3.50 worth
of dress goods from Gately & BrItton, by whom
he was employed.
WHILE Edgar White, a 16yearold boy of
Greensburc, was trying to shoot a cat the gun
was accidentally discharged, the contents strik-
ing the 7-year-od son of Mrs. q. B. Walker,
killing him instantly.
THE court in Reading has dissolved the in
junction obtained against the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company at the instance of the
trustees of the Union Canal, to prevent the
company from building railroad on the bed OF
the canal,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
SHOT BY A WOMAN.
i Peculiar Case That EXclteS the
People of Titusville.
EPIDEMIC IN THE COKE FIELD.
Sickness Among the Stock Causes Much
inconvenience.
MANUFACrURE OF PLAYING MARBLES
ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE prspArcz

rerEcIAL TELEGRAM TO THK DIsPArcH,
TITUSvILLE, November 26.-A most
zealously guarded shooting affair has finally
leaked out. The parties interested are all
colored. William D. Armstrong, a married
man. was engaged as night watchman at the
Queen City tannery. Living with the fam
lily was young woman named Kitty Wat
ters, sister of Mrs. Armstrong. On the
night in question, Mr.. Armstrong took with
him to the works a young man of weak
intellect, named Willie Brice, who is we'll
known here as being a harmless creature.
During the evening Armstrong was visited
by his sister-in-law.
Armstrong gave Brice lantern and re-
volver, and told him to 60 through the tam
merry and if be met anybody to shoot.
Willie did as he was bid, but returned very
soon. His temperance, for some reason,
enraged the Waters woman, who grasped
the pistol from him, and, turning the boy
around, shot him in the back, just below
the right shoulder blade.
After seeing what she had done, the
woman turned ana ran, and has not yet
been captured. Willie was carried to the
residence of George Scott, where he now
lies in a critical condition, his chances of
recovery being very small. He has made
an ante-mortem statement, which would
have come ont sooner had the news not been
suppressed in order to give the police
chance,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
JACKSONS

Not to be outdone by any
competition.
The price of two good tur-
keys saved on every purchase
in our Boys and Children's
Department.
A fve-dollar bill saved on
every Overcoat.
Jacksons' Suit Department
will be found second to none
in this city. A guaranteed
saving of from So to S. on
every Suit.
Visit our several depart
ments-Suit, Overcoat, Boys,
Children's Hat or Mems
Furnishing and be convinced
of our truly high standard of
goods and our exceedingly
low prices.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
TRAIN WRECKERs F0ILED.

Two Men Who Came Near Causing a
Most Terrible Accident.
WILKEsBARRE. November 26.-An attempt
was made 70 wreck She fast mail on the Della
ware, Lackawanna and Western Railroad, near
Plymouth, this afternoon. William Cremer
and John Gumpo, engineer and fireman of a
coal train, detected two Hungarians acting
sQsplclously on the track. Getting a little
ing to tasten Two large coupling pins TO tie
sals OF the main track
Before they hac time to finish their work the
llaIhih5n JumpeN 1rom their hiding place and
arrested them. No. passenger the ia-trsr ON
the road, was about due. and if the Huugarisns
had succeeded IN their designs an awful wreck
might nave occurred. The prisoners, who gave
their names as Mike Hordurck ana Dennis
Chesna. were locked up in default of bail The
motive of the attempted crime is mystery.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
MAKING PLAYING MARBLES.
A Novel Industry That Has Sprung Up in an
Ohio Town.

A Novel Industry That Has Sprung Up in an
Ohio Town.
ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THK DIsPArcHt
AKRON, o., November 26-The first glass
marbles ever made in the United States were
turned out to-day at the DYKE works in this
city. The company has a furnace with eight
crucibles, in which the materials are melted
The white sandstone used in making the mar
bles is procured in this vicinity. 1t will be
some time before there will be any great head
way made in the new departure, as the men
will have to learn a portion of their trade all
over again. An expert man is here teaching
the men how to mold marbles. The process is
intensely interesting. in each of the eight
cTTclbes is different colored glass, and it is
combination OF these colors which forms the
pretty and greatly admired spheres. The de-
mand for marbles is something wonderful.
The Dykes are the only manufacturers of
clay marbles in this country, and daily turn out
cartloads Of the playthings. Two large rooms
at the factory are hlled with girls who take
small pellet of clay and fill a bottom mold
Ihey then place over this an upper mold, and
ny peculiar motion. the soft clav is formed
into perfect ball. They are then placed on a
drylng pah until sufficiently hard to be taken
70 the kllns. One kiln holds 20 bushels of mar
hles, and three davS are occupied in laying,
burning and drawing each kiln.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
EXPLOSION OF NATURAL GAS.

Two Men Badly Burned in a Glass Factory
at Homestead.
ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPArcH..
HOMESTEAD, November 26.-This place was
startled this afternoon by the report of an ex-
plosion at the Windsor Glass Works on the
river bank. After a moment it was seen that
natural gas had evidently exploded, and it was
found that Superintendent Lindsay, of the
works, was seriously burned. He will probably
recover, though the flesh about his face arms
ana breast was burned to crisp. One of the
plpemen, whose name could not be learned
was also burned about the face and arms
One Of the men at the works EXPLAINED the
accldent by saving that new line was being
laid In order to keep up the supply Of gas An
obstruction f1led The pipe, but when The ras
was lighted, the gas rushed out with the above
result. II is also said there must have been a
heavy leak in the pipe, as the two men who
were burned had been thrown out of the room
as If they had been fired from 4 cannon
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
MARRIED,

BRoWN-BOYLE-On Tuesday evening
November 25. at the residence of the brides
parents, Ellsworth avenue, by the Rev Richard
A. Holmes, assisted by the Rev. ]. P. E. Kum-
Ter, D. D., MARGARET, daughter of John d.
Boyle, ESQ.,, to Mr.. WILLIAM HENRY BROWN.
MCGIFFIN-BELTZHOO Wednes-
day, November 26, at residence of the brides
mother, Mt Washington, bv Rev. Richard
Cartwright Mr.. JOHN F. MCGIFFIN and Miss
IDA BELTzHoovER.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
BUNKo sTEERERs CAUGHT.
The Men Who Swindled Farmer shannon
Captured in New York

Captured in New York.
ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPArCHl
BEAVER FALLS, November 26-Some months
ago Farmer T. B. Shannon, of Big Beaver town.
ship. by cleverly-worked series of operations
carried on for several weeks, was finally
bunkoed out of So. .0CO in hard cash by two conf
dence men, who made good their escape. The
amount of the money stolen, and the clever way
IN which the old farmer was worked. created a
big stir at the time. Local detectives took
hand in hunting the man up, and this sort of
business cost Shannon another lot Of money for
nothing. The affair then quieted down. and the
farmer made up his mind that his money was
gone for good.
In the meantime Detective Norris, Of Spring
held took a hand in the affair and quietly
worked up such case that he had the men ar
rested IN New York State. and a great mart of
the money recovered. Th7 men will be brought
to Beaver county for trial. Last night Sheriff
Welsh left for the scene of the capture. armed
with the necessary papers for bringing the
prisoners here. He is expected here tonight OF
tomorrow with the men.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
TAKEN FROM THE JURY.

Pittsburg Insurance Company Wins an
Important Case at Scranton.
SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsP ArcH.i
SCRANTON, November 26-The Citizens Fire
Insurance Company, of Pittsburg. won an i'm
portant case in court to-day. Mrs. Sarah Doud
brought suit to recover 81, 900 insurance on
house which was destroyed by fire about year
ago.
The company showed that, contrary to the
terms of the policy. the house had not been oc-
cupied within a week previous to the fire, and
presented such strong evidence that the Court
took the case from the jury and directed ver-
dict for the defendant.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27

Trouble in the Coke Regions Owing to Sick
ness Among Horses.
ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPArcH.1
ScoTTDALE, November 26-An epidemic has
broken out among the stock in the coke re-
glons- 1t is described as being fatal in almost
every case. The operating forces of a number
OF the works have been badly crippled, while
two or three plants have been compelled to in
definitely suspend operations, on account of
the dlSease attacking the live stock connected
with those works
This IS especially true with three plants of
the ID. =. trick Coke Company. The animals
OF the Mcclure aI and other large works are also
anectea.. me dlsease is spreading in every
veterinary surgeons. The same epidemic has
broken out among the COWS of this place and a
large NUMBER OF them have already died
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27

But prices are the most wonderful of all
15-inch Solid Colors, 25c and 30c.
l5-inch japan Silk, initials, 30c.
22-inch Japan Silk, initials Soc.
2+inch Extra Heavy, black and colored, $50
TO 81.
Hand-embroidered and drawn work in most
artistic patterns, from 75c to 81 each.
Gents Hemstitched Linen Handkerchief,
1211c, 18c, 25c, SIC, Soc, 75c.
Gents Colored Bordered Handksrchiefs, ioc,
l2c. l8c, Csc, CSC. -
Gents Fine Silk Muf1ers, 75c, 81. 81 to g.
Gents Fine Black Silk Muffiers 81 Is to 81 50
Crepe de Chine Ruchings embroidered edges,
in all evening shades, T5c to 81 yard.
Pompadour Ruchings. from Soc to 81 90 in
plain and fancy colored edges.
Crepe de Chime Scarfs, hemstitched and
fringed Soc to S.
Black Lace Ties, Fichus, hand-run and Span
ish, Soc to SIS.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27

Ladies' Plain White Hemstitched Handker-
chiefs, l0c. 1215c, 1Sc &c. Csc. &c and Soc.
Ladies' White Hemstitched Embroidered
Handkerchief. 121zc. 25c. 75c.
Ladies' White Handkerchiefs. scalloped bor-
der and embroidered 25c to So. Newest designs
in sheer linen and at old prices.
Ladies' White Hemstitched Linen Initial
Handkerchiefs, 10c and l214c.
Ladies' White Linen one-inch Hemstitched
Initial Handkerchiefs, six in a box, at 81 and
81 so per box.
Children's Handkerchiefs, six in box. zoe
to 81.
Handkerchiefs with solid black border, with
black embroidery, from 25c to 81 D.
Fine Real Lace Handkerchiefs. Embroidered
Silk Handkerchiefs. Initial Silk Handker-
chiefs, from 30c t. 81 each.
15-inch Silk Handkerchiefs, embroidered and
scalloped, Csc and Soc.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27

gentler sex here by vote of % to 6. There
were about $50 members entitled to vote, but
the stay-at.homes as usual, did the business
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27

CREAM ale and Rack ale are mighty
easy to take this weather; beneficial in ei-
:ects, too. Iron City Brewing Co. makes
best. All good bars.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27

SEAL coats, jackets and wraps Large as
sortments and reliable qualities only. Prices
the very lowest. HUGUs & RACKE.
TTSSu
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
JACKETS AND WRAPS!


reason
to
PIush
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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
THE GIFT SEASON!


beautiful ii
all departments with the latest novelties
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27

ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPATcHl
SCoTTDADE. November 26.-Ihe question of
admitting wpmen as delegates to the general
and annual conference of the Methodist
Episcopal Church resulted in the favor of The
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
MISSING FROM HOME.

Wheeling Man Who is Thought to Have
Been Murdered.
.srEcTAL TELEGRAM TO THE DISPATCH,
WHEELING. November 26-It is the ganer,i
opinion that Frank Stanley who has been
missing from his home in this city since the
morning of the 5th, has been murdered. His
domestic relations were very happy. ana he
had no known reason for abandoning his fam
ily He was last seen At $50 with party Of
Democrats, who were rejoicing over the results
of the election, and was recognized at Market
and Twelfth Streets in the very heart of the
city. He then disappeared as completely as if
The earth had swallowed him.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27

JAMES ARCHIBALD BRO,
LIVERY AND SALE STABLES.
Sc ana vs. Second avenue. between Wood and
Smithfield streets.
Carriages for funerals, S3. Carriages for
operas, parties etc, at the lowest rates. All new
carriages. Telephone communication.
my6-S0 IT'S
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
HANDKERCHIEFS
HANDKERCHIEFS !

variety displayed truly prices
Please following carefully:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-27
LIVE STOCK EPIDEMIC,

Trouble in the Coke Regions Owing to Sick.
ness Among Horses
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-05-20

CUMNIONS-IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF
y the First Judicial District of the
Territory Of Montana in and for the county of
Charles Thompson, plaintiff, Matte Turner
Thompson. defendant
The State of Montana sends greeting to the
above named defendants:
You are hereby required to appear in an ac-
ton brought against you by the above named
plaintiff in the district court of the First judicial
district of the State Of Montana. in and tor the
county of Lewis and Clarke, and to answer the
complaint filed therein, within ten days (exclus-
i've Of the day of service) after the service you
Of this summons. if served within this county, or
if served out of this county but within this dis
trict. within twenty days; otherwise within forty
days, or judgment by default will be taken
against you according to the prayer OF said com,
plant.
The said action is brought to obtain decree of
divorce from you by said plaintiff, on the ground
that you have wilfully aDsented yourself from
your husband, the said plaintiff, without any rea-
sonable cause for the space of one year.
And you are hereby notified that IT you fail to
| appear and answer the said complaint as above
required the said plaintiff will apply to the court
| for the relief demanded in the complaint.
Given under my hand and the seal of the Dis
trict Court of the First judicial District of the
| State of Montana in and for the county OF
Lewis and Clarke, this ond day of MAY, in
the year Of our Lord one thousand eight hundred
and ninety.
| [SEALl JOHN BEAN, Clerk.
| T. Z. CRUTCHER, Attorney for Plaintiff.