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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

FRED GRANTS witticism. that 1t Is
easier to get rid of a surplus than def
icit, is beginning to present itself to
the ruling element at Washington. The
situation that confronts it is stated by
the st. Louis Globe Democrat as that
the appropriations contemplated will
eat up all the surplus. without a cent of
reduction by changes in the tariff.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Is Too Fresh.


= Congressman Picker is daily adding
to his unpopularity with his Republican
brethren in congress. His prohibition
take we'll, and the OId-timers Of his
party do not like to see young members
try to push themselves to the front too
fast. His last break was made last week
when he got up and made speech in
opposition to caucus pension bill.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
The Tourists Indian.

Boston Courier,
Briton lat homeEOne of the first
things l saw on landing in Boston was an
Indian in war paint and plumes and
fourishing tomahawk.
American lin England Nov should
call that lie.
B.-You may call it that, but tits true.
Ain the street?
B.-FeS, in front OF q cigar stora
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Hits Pierce and Moody.

Sioux Falls Press
& Senators Pettigrew. Squire and Casey
are working to put muzzle on SEN
atorial eloquenee and chestnut burr
under the tail of senatorial dignity.
They haven't any speeches to make.
and they want the house of lords to
get onto plane where hustling beats
blather.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Not Properly Qualified Yet.

Louisville Times.
New Mexico is knocking at the door
for admission as state of the Union,
but though New Mexico has more
wealth and population than some of the
new states, she is not properly clothed,
and this congress is not going to open
the door until New Mexico votes the
Republican ticket.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

TIE people all about Gov. HILL have
been getting married, and the East is
puzzled over the query why the gov
ernor goes it alone in the face Of SO
many temptations. Some find the ex-
PLANTATION in the remark by the gov
ernor that no man is worth a cent a
year before and year after his mar
rage, and it is presumed he has not
two years to spare.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Quay's Cyclone Coming.
Louisville Times.

Quay is mistaken when he supposes
that it would crafty the Democratic
leaders if he should resign as the head
of the Republican national committee.
On the contrary, Democrats want him
to continue at the helm until this coun-
try gets its belly full of him and his
methods. There are indications that
there is a revoltin the dominant section,
and when the storm comes it will be a
cyclone.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

can EASTERN clergyman wants it un-
derstood that he threw $40 bill into
the fire supposing it was an old list of
hymns he had in his pocket. 1t has
been understood that most clergymen
have separate pockets for large bills,
and do not mix them with sermons and
waste naDer
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Inconsistent.

Dry Goods Chronicle.
Editor-How's this for cool gall? You
know, Brown is always saying that
poetry is gift2
Subber-Well?
Editor-He writes to know why I
don't send him check for his last piece
of verse.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
To.DAy,s WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, May 9.-Indications for Min
nesota-Colder; cloudy weather and occa-
sional rains; northerly winds. For North Da-
kota-Cloudy weather and occasional rains;
FOLDER: northcrly winds. For South Da-
a-Threatening weather and rain; north
hrly winds; colder. For Wisconsin-Colder;
generally northerly winds; cloudy weather
md rain. For Iowa-Much colder; cloudy
weather and rain; high northwesterly winds.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

A PHILADELPHIA organ of Senator
QUAY refutes all the imputations upon
his integrity with the statement that
''when Senator Quay worries over
fapdoodle newspaper talk the moon
can be lariated with trout line" Boss
TWEED used to feel that way before he
was voted by the courts striped uni
form.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
The Prohibition Dose.

Fargo Republican.
You can always tell South Dakota
man from one from North Dakota by
the way they order prescription. The
man from South Dakota orders r. spts
VIM Gallici, or, aqua distiliat, l OF.
The North Dakota rustler, little more
practical in his way, orders up R. whis-
ky, sour mash, two fingers, no water,
and would just as soon drink it out OF
tin cup as any other way.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
The Golden Rule Reversed,

Atlantic Monthly.
why, old fellow, what's the matter?
You look as though you hadn't been
getting any Sleep"
"Well, haven't, In a way. My wife
has always made it rule to go through
my pockets, so last night thought I'd
go through hers to sec how she liked it.
l started searching for it as soon as she
ing for it, and could not find it after ALL"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Good for All.
Redwood Gazette.

KeUWOUU GIZ6Ll6.
Evidence is accommodating in several
states in favor of the Australian system
of voting. It is doubtless susceptible
to Improvement in some features, but in
the main the plan is likely to become
general. IL is safe to predict that the
next Minnesota legislature will make
the law applicable to the whole state
instead of the larger cities only.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
A Boomerang.
saltwater Democrat.

StlIWater DemOcraL
The Pioneer Press almost. but not
quite. defeated Bob Smith for mayor Of
st. Paul. The P. P. is deadly BOOM
erang which seldom fails to bring down
its friends.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

Ii REPUBLICANS will note the pub
lished appeal of NJ. S. QUAY for them to
take those $40 shares, they will observe
the assurance that the names are to be
keptin careful record. Their classified
ton will no doubt depend upon the
number of shares each takes. 1t is not
a difficult Inference that this list will be
in use when the Offices goroaming about
for patriotic people to fill them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Nine Points of the Law.

II Carlino.
Judge-You'ye been earning some
thing. Ican't understand how you nave
failed to satisfy your creditors.
Insolvent Debtor-I have nine rea-
sons for acting as | have done: A wife,
a mother-in-law, six children, an empty,
purse-total, nine,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

ST.. LOUIS wants TO include in Its GEN.
sus thirty-one suburban towns, on the
theory that people who do business in
the city live in them, but can find no
way to do it. Chicago got the start on
that scheme by anneXing all the towns
and room for good many more.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
SOUTH DAKOTA SENTIMENT.
A Disappointment.

Aberdeen News.
There is no use in denying that the
result of the st. Paul election is a dis
appointment to the Republicans Of the
Northwest, although it was fOreseen
from the local treachery to the ticket
that there was but little hope Of Re-
publican success.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

TIE Cedar Rapids Gazette, which is
Republican, but in rather bad odor with
the machine, from its disposition to
think out loud, says: "When any paper,
no matter to what party it may belong,
will attempt to whitewash QUAY and
his quarter of million enlightenment,
when QUAY virtually admits the charge,
it shows lack of common honesty and
horse sense" But CLARKsoN's paper
says those who talk that way are mud
singers and bowling mugwumps, and
no more attention should be paid to
them than to the barking of lot Of
ours in the Streets"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
A Futile Hone.
Orleans Times. Democrat.

New Orleans Times Democrat.
The Republican hope is delusive and
based on complete ignorance of this Sec
ton. 1t is notpossible. under any cir
cumstances. to get in the South the
number of congressman they have fixed
on, and which is necessary to continue
themselves in power. If they came
here they would soon get over this idea,
which is based on study of the census
figures and the deiuson that it is posi-
bic to rouse up the negroes into polit-
ical excitement to-day. This cannot be
done, as every Northern Republican
can tell them who has been here.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
at the Head.

lie Sueur Sentinel.
st. Paul. under long Democratic rule,
has been one Of the best governed cities
in the entire country, and has shown a
much smaller percentage of crime, with
a smaller police. than any other Ameri-
can city. Its financial standing, too,
has been the highest of its rank.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Fearful.

lawful accident at the museum"
"What was it?"
"Ihe wild dog from Borneo got loose
last night and ate up three-quarters Of
the ossified man while he slept"
''Does the ossified man know it?"
mo; they're afraid to tell him."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
NORTH DAKOTA TALK.
What 1t May Learn.

fargo ArSuS.
If the P. P. is sat down upon few
times at home, as it has been in the Da-
kotas of late, it may learn some day
that 1t don't run the universe, as it now
vainly appears to imagine, and will adj
just its sails accordingly.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Won't Hold Water.

WinOna Herald.
The Pioneer Press claims it was Col.
Kiefer who pulled down the Republican
ticket Of st. Paul. But as Kiefer re-
ceived larger vote than any other can
didate on the ticket it is plain the claim
of the P. P. will not hold water.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

THE high duties were put on wool in
1867. AS an illustration, Iowa then had
2,990,425 sheep. After twenty-three
years of highly protective tariff that
state has but 540,70o sheep. 1t is not
believed that adding to the tariff will
swell the flocks, but it will add to the
cost of all WOODEN clothes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
THE DAILY GLOBE SATURDAY MORNING NAY

elected. from Mayor Smith down-with
two or three exceptions, which were in
some unknown manner overlooked by
the Democrats. Yes, we should re-
mark that it was great gain for the
Republican party, but it isn't visible to
the casual observer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
They Don't Make Up.

JameStOWn Alert
Mrs. Bones and Miss Susan Anthony
are still at sword points, The former
says the Iatter's lectures in South Da-
kota are doing the woman'S suffrage
cause more harm than good.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Lost Influence,
Herman Enterprise.

HERMAN enterprise.
The Pioneer Press, however, went
back Oh its word. and refused to accept
the result. We can see no excuse for
the paper in its course. It would seem
as though the Pioneer Press must have
lost much of Its influence by its course
in this matter
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Very Nice.

Lawrence American.
eShe-Why is it you love me SO,
George?
| aHe-Oh. don't know. There's some
thing awfully nice about you.
She'll know what 1t is, George.
He-What is it, dear?
She (blushing)-Your arm.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Not Exactly What She Meant.

Chicago Tribune.
Horace standing on the steps and
looking out at the pitiless storm; time,
II p. INFLOW it comes down?
Penelope (absent-mindedly1-I do hope
you MAY be able to get home before it
stoes raining.
Horace (stiffly) / think I can.
brushes out into the storm.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
None of Our Funeral"

Florida Times Union.
The Republicans have more to fear
from Quay than the Democrats have.
The Democrats are willing he should
continue to boss the g. OPP. ''It is none
of our funeral"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

IN A recent debate in congress over
the bad treatment Of a colored post
master in the South. it appeared that he
could not write. That may not be es-
sential if his politics are right, but the
line should be drawn ON reading.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

EIFFEL and EDISON propose to put
up tower at Chicago 500 feet higher
than the Paris one. 1t is alleged that it
will be visible from the most remote
districts in the city.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
LET UP.

The city election has been over for
several days, but the Pioneer Press
doesn't seem to be conscious of it. 1t
is still hammcring away on candidates
and campaign issues with all the vigor
and enthusiasm of a young politician
engaged in his first battle on the plain
OF partisan politics. Yesterday it had
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

In GERMANY the emperor is said to be
undoing BIsMARCK's work, but he wants
monument for him all the same, right
away, and may perhaps be willing to
give him early possession.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Welcome News?

Philadelphia Times.
Edward proposed last night" she
todd her chum.
"That's strange: but there's no know
ing men. He told me when l refused
him the fourth time that he was deter
mined to live SINGLE
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
The Intercepted superlatiye.

r nc fHtCTCtptCU 6upCII0tfsOs
Burlington Free Press.
He-Do you like ice cream, Miss
Sweetlips2 @
! She-No, L
He-Thank heavens! I wish I had
known you
aShe.-Beg pardon, Mr.. Poseyboy. You
interrupted me. l was about to add
that | love it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
| The Brains of English Students.

Epoch.
Mr.. Francis Gallon, the eminent
anthropologist. has made recently some
anthropometric Investigations upon the
students of the University of Cambridge
relating to headgrowth. Among his
conclusions are the following: Among
usually ceases to grow after the age of
10: this is by no means so with univerS-
ity students. Men who have obtained
high honors have had on the average
considerably larger brains than others
at theage of 10; and they have larger
brains than others at the age of %, but
not to the same extent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Was a Great Gain.

StuWater NdZetIe.
The Pioneer Press says, rightly
Viewed, the result of yesterdays cleo
ton in st. Paul was great gain for the
Republican party. Any man can see
this-all the Democratic candidates.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
THE AGE OF CHlVALRY
Has Not Departed, at Least Not
From the Rising Generation

From the Rising Generation.
Baltimore American.
Let those who say that the instincts OF
chivalry are dying out in the rising gen.
Grafton listen to this true tale and for
ever after hold their peace. At No. 90
Primary public school in this city a
child was asked lately if the following
sentence was correct: SIS it him or
here"
The child promptly replied: 1.-THE
sentence, is it him or her?' is not cor
rect. 1t should be, is it her or him?'
because gentleman should never go
before lady,"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

DELAWARE is small state, and the
Prohibition party there too much of
protoplasm to propose to put pro-
hibition in the national constitution,
yet that is the only effective attainment
for their theories.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

IT IS claimed that the supreme court
decision will give the people in the pro-
hibition states better liquor to drink.
1t is to be hoped it will not be at the
expense Of the license states.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Occasions Grave Doubts.

Pittsburg Post.
If the pension appropriations continue
increasing at the rate at which they
have been going up, grave doubts will
arise after while whether any Union
soldiers were killed at all in the late
war, or whether any have died since the
war.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
A New Version.
ro., c;..;nn,

Texas Siftings.
Teacher-Tommy, what did our Savior
mean when he said to Peter: "From
heneeforth thou shalt catch men?"
TOMMY suppose he meant Peter
was going to be policeman.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

A REPUBLICAN who remembers that
New Mexico was named in his party
platform in 1883 as a suitable candidate
for statehood. now thinks it had better
be left fos the census to determine what
population it has before talking about
admission. 1t is not intimated that any
such information is desirable in the
cases of Wyoming and Idaho. The
election returns are all the information
requisite.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
The Money Needed for the Voters.

Savannah News. i to s~:-S.ss1
1t is quite certain that this congress
will not provide for system of coast
defenses. The money that might have
been appropriated to that object has
been given to pensioners. who are ex-
defenses would not have produced Re-
publican vetes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

CHICAGO claims to have doubled in
population since the last census. In
area the original territory is easily lost.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

Everything Republican.
Mitchell Republican.
The Pioneer Press Is busily engaged
these days in combating everything
that has been suggested as Republican
policy,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
NATIONAL POLITICS.

The McCOmas Gerrymandiring
Bill.
Baltimore Sun. -,
The bill goes arm in arm with tRs'p pro-
posed federal election law, substituting
federal officials for state officials in can
vassing boards, and is another step IN
the programme for centralizing all
power in the federal governme Mt in the
interest of the party now in control.
The people are to be shouldered out.
The popular will is to be denied efficient
expression. Congress. it is inten ded.
shall cease to be fairly representative of
the people, and shall become machine,
owned and operated by the protection
ist millionaires that carried the last
presidential election.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

pledged to vote for him. In states
where reasonable unanimity can be
had the Democrats will find advantage
in going before the people in this way.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

ALABAMA is to have Republican
member of congress as soon as Mr..
REED and his supporters have time to
elect him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
REPAIRS

Should be done BE-
FORE they are put
away. If you wait
until fall you'll wish
you hadn't. There is
always such a rush
that work is improp-
erly done and delays
unavoidable. Perhaps
you don't know, or
have forgotten, that
we are giving away a
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
Served. Address all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE. St Paul Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

q RI. WEEkLY-O DAILY = Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.)
J yr IN advance 81 90 & mos. In adv. 81 w
amonths, in advance. =. 81 gu.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

RoCKEFELLER, the Standard Oil man.
was newspaper reporter in an earlier
period. Now he could buy almost any
Republican paper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

slNDA1 ALONEs
I yr In advance. 81 90 8 mos. in adv ...5oc
& NJ i'll advance 1 90 1 mo. in adv 20c
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Year, 81 Six no. 65c Three Mo. 36c
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
yrin advance$10 90 8 mos. in adv. So SO
ON in advance 5 90 | 8 weeks i'll adv. l 90
One month 80. SOC.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
SEAL
SAC((lJE /!

Free. That is, every
purchaser Of any ar
ticle in our store gets
a ticket emitting them
to a chance in draw
ing the Sacque or a
$3.50 Fur Coat. From
now on we will also
give a ticket to any
one storing their furs
with us or having
them repaired
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10
Eastern advertising Office, Room 2i
Tribune RuHdino. hey YORK.


Complete files of the GLOBE always kept
On hand for reference. Patrons and friends
ARE cordially invited to visit and avail them
selves of the facilities of our Eastern Office
while in New York.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

OF us. We have ele-
giant lines at So, $3.50
and 81, besides the
Knox" and "Christy"
at SIS, which are un-
equaled.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-10

What's the use of
delaying any longer !?
Send us a postal and
we will call and get
your
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Ii : !

Store and insure them
against damage by
moths, fire or burglars,
and relieve you of
care and risk for small
charge; and making
over and