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Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
LOVELY.

An unsuccessful preacher's work is no sin- nercure.-Denver Road. aH love is blind, there Is no use wasting
 gas on it.-Rome Sentinel.
 Machines for measuring the depths of poli-
 hcs-polls. American. There is nothing in life 50 bitter as des-
 pissed love, unless it be auinine pills.
 ton Transcript.
 Let tomorrow take care of itself, and you
 will find that 1t will let you take care of
 yourself when it gets here.-Atchison Globe.
 Grasp pleasure as it flies. If you wait for
 it to light you will very likely find that 1t has come down on another fellows land.-Somer-
 vile Journal.
 At the Perfume Counser.-Clerk (handing
 out bottlel-"This, madam, is the Sweet By and By.'" Lady (smelling it)-"Umphi It may be sweet by and by, but its awful now."-Harper's Bazar. In case of fire the galleries in the United States senate can be emptied in four minutes. In case of speech by Senator Blair on his educational bill they are emptied in about two minutes.-Norristown Herald. Similia Similibus.- Hsrdhead- "That's our milkman's wife," MT. Hardhead -'She's very becomingly attired." Mrs. Hardhead-"How soa" MT. Hardhead-"She wears watered silk."-Boston Beacon. A Compromise: Mrs. Jinks-"My dear, wish you would take me to see Ibsen's new play" Mir. links (who hates to be bored) J. "My love, If you'll let the play go pu-Ill accompany you to church next Sundsy."-
 Life. Mrs. Figg-"Is Mr. Peck at the lodge this eveningg" Mrs. N. Peck-''No; he's down town getting drunk. always let him have l this day for his own enjoyment. It's our wedding anniversary, you know."-Terre Haute Express. In the Tower of London.-Beefeater- "That's block and axe of the sixteenth cen- tury." MT. Dufil (pork, Cineinnati)-"They must have had terrible small hogs in them days. They ain't room enough on it t crack a spare-rib. ."-Puck. Master Tommy was strutting about, very proud of his first pair of pants. "And now," remarked . member of the family, 'you're quito a man." "Yes," added the youngster, "and can swear just like papa" :" Colby (Kan.) Thomas Cat. 'I wonder why 1t is," remarked old Snoo- de, "thst should be continually visited by commercial agencies in reference to my
 financial responsibility. I am not asking
 credit anywhere" "True.' said his friend,
 "but your only daughter is now eighteen. "- Society.
 Those Stupid Dinner Calls.-Cholly Rattle
 
 Grewsome. My sistah said you were almost
 certain to be out this evening. ."-Time. In Q Tavern-'T need three thinRs to make | me happy" "What is the Hrsta" ''Tobao- CO.," "The sscondf' "Absinthe." "The l thirdi'' fA little more absinthe. ."-La Fig arc.
 "That was terrible thing that happened to Bigley last nightl"
 "What was ita'
 "He was out to Bsrryville. He was sp. l preaching the station, and slipped and fell and the train" "And the train ran over him and strewed l the track for miles with his mangled re- | mains."
 "Oh, mol worse than that. He lost the
 train and had to bang around the depot two
 hours. ."-Boston Transcript. Her face would stop clock; 'tls true, l For 'tis Q face so passing fair That even time must pause to view The beauty that's imprinted there. -Washington Post.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
sry lunds.
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READ EVERY ITEM.

One case Plaid Challi Mohairs, 32 inches wide, 2oc per yard. Styles are choice, quality the best, actual value soc. The loss was taken at the mill.
 Gents White Unlaundered Shirts at 25c each, reinforced back and front, full length, tho- roughly made from good cotton, same kind of Shirt you pay about 3ec for; only two to a customer.
 All wool Black Dress Goods at 25, 3o and soc per yard. In the lot are Serges, Chevrons, Sebastopols, Drap d'Almas, d etc. If you wish anything in Black Dress Goods it can be found on our counters at right prices.
 100 dog. Fancy Hemstitched Handkerchiefs at SC each, or s cents per dozen; just the thing for school children.
 Bargains in Black Lace Dra- pery Nets, in stripes and figures, at $I.oo, 1.25 and 1.5o per yard.
 Black Silk Russian Drapery Nets at 58, 65, 75 and S5c per yard. Don't buy a lace dress until you have examined these goods. All the latest styles of Veilings at our popular prices,
 Infants Pure Silk Shirts, in all sizes, at $1.25 each, regular prices from $I.75 to 2.5o; only a small lot and cannot be dupli- cated.
 20 cartons Satin Edge Rib- bons, in all colors, pure silk, 7 and 9 widths, at 1oc per yard.
 o7 dozen Ladies' Ecru Ribbed Jersey Vests (sleeveless), all in large sizes, at roc each.
 Gents Four-in-Hand and Teck Scarfs, in navy blue stripes and figures, extra wide Four-in- Hands and the new large knot Tecks, 25c each. See if you can match them for less than soc.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
NEW HAVEN BANKING,

Not long ago it was freely charged that the banks of this city were too oareless in their methods of doing business, and that almost anybody with sufficient assurance could lead them into trap. Now 8 reporter of the Register has found out, or has been told, that the banks here are altogether too conserve tive. that they are not sufficiently mindful of the business interests of New Haven, etc., sto. One of the prominent busins ss men of tho city sends us tho following, which is such fair and reasonable statement of the situa- ton that 1t is we'll worth the attention of all interested:
 The article in the Register would be un- worthy of notice, were it not that 1t may give wrong impression to readers not re- siding in this city, or doing business with New Haven banks, and in that way do an in- jury to our fair oity. Those who have occa- the banks of this city are disposed to accom- modate home demand for money and en- courage home industry, and are as liberal in their dealing as the banks of any other place. The writer has some acquaintance with the manner of doing business by the banks of this city and with their desire to aid all worthy applicants for money. The loans in most of the banks are largely made to firms of moderate means, doing legitimate bus. iness. I venture to affirm that any firm in this city can procure loans at the banks here, if 1t is in good credit, and can make satis- factory statement. Of course the banks cans not loan to all who choose to ask, without re- gard to their ability to repay the loans or without some knowledge of the risk run in conducting the business of their customer. Neither can they safely extend the amount loaned to such an extent that the banks in reality becomes . partner in the ~Nusiness of the customer-relying upon the success of the enterprise to collect the amount loaned. Az we'll recognize every mans note as legal tender. It is quite safe to say that the firm mentioned in the Register can borrow all the funds that 1t should need for its business wants, provided 1t can make statement of its means, etc., that will justify any prudent man to make the loan. If this or any other firm can procure loans to larger amount, or on more liberal terms elsewhere, there is probably some particular reason for 1t which would be of no interest to the public.
 This is common sense. The banks of New Haven, like those of other cities, are glad to do business when they can do 1t safely. They have accommodated the business men of tho city as much as they dared to, and moi infrequently have lost by overstepping the bounds of prudence. It is the height of abs surdity to suppose, or to say, that New Ha. ven banks are trying to defeat themselves by negleoting opportunities to do business They are rather to be commended thar blamed for keeping on the safe side of tht danger line.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
Ths Gooa ola Way.

TA0 G0O0 ola way There was nice young fellow AS ever you did sec; Likewise nice young lady, And just as good as he; And SO they chanced one day to meet, AnS %hsn tf tess ssurss xsss ssg dss9 fs love- Tho good old way. He feared he should not get her, And she wasin conniption fits For fear he would not, too; But such thin trouble did not last, I am real glad to say;- They soon were married firm and fast, The good old way. Then were the gossips watching, The tattle- bags perplexed And Mrs. Grundy itching, For what was coming next: Some thought they d have a family, Some bIockheads answered, nay. They raised ten children, yes, they did, The good old way. They lived and helped each other, As they agreed before; And 80 Gods blessing came to them In basket and in store; They knew enough to save cent Safe, for rainy day; And peacefully through life they went The good old way. They lived long, useful Christian lives, Till old lime banged him with his scythe Ana then, or course, they Ol0os They had great, splendid funerals, The best words folks could say; Thsn side by side we buried them The geod old way. This is song and sermon, too, And true memorial rhyme; And folks who live 50 just and true Are blessed all the time; splendid, loving, useful life, Suck always find it pay, Who walk like these, my kith and kin, The good old way. Their graves are green, they may be seen, Their monuments see; And memory loves them back again, For all their love to me; Love rules the world with power and might, Love guides us home to stay, And heaven shines bright to kindly light The good old way.
 Brooklyn Eagle.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28

down, Che is . hog today, and will be hog tomorrow

doWn, The is hog to-day, and will be hog tomorrow
 A year ago, when the now system of city government. somewhat resembling tho Amer. ican one, went into effect in London, three women, Lady Sandhurst, Mss Jane Golden and Miss Cons were chosen members of the Council. The candidate next on the list to Lady Ssndhurst contested her election. and all the courts up to the highest decided that . woman was ineligible to hold municipal office, although she had been endowed with the right to vote for such officers as long ago as 1869. Nobody contested the election of the other two women, and after waiting, under legal advice, for twelve months for such contest, they went to the Council chamber few days ago, signed the roll and took their seats. They were pleasantly re- csived, and the question of their eligibility was not raised by the male members of the body. It is understood, however, that the matter will be taken to the courts by the minority of the Council.
 Vice President Morton will go to the South with his family early in March. He will spend month in Florida, and, as his private secretary says in letter to President Kauf- man, of the Vanderbilt Benevolent associ- ation, ''may be able to pass few hours in Charleston, 8. O., on his way te or from St. Augustine" "We wish, says s'The Charles ton News and Courier," "ths conditions could be 50 reversed that the vice-president would spend month in Charleston and only few hours in Florida. He would en- joy it more. and it would afford the people of Charleston great pleasure to extend to him and his the hopitalities of this ancient town. But whether he spend a month or only a few hours here, we must make MT. Morton's visit memorable, not only because of the high office which he holds, but because when Charleston was in distress he was among the first to come to her relief. The city authori- ties, we are sure, will esteem 1t privilege to make the oe-president's stay in Charleston the sunniest bit in his journey to the Sunny South"
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
KIDNEY DISORDER.

SouII MANCHESTER. Conn.,, July !, 1887. MonsrS. CASE BROTHERS:
 0sntlemen.I know not how to adequately ex- press my gratitude for tho benefits received from was confined to my bed with tumor in the TO. zion of the kidneys; it gathered and discharged very weak condition. Not getting any relief from the ordinary treatment, was prevailed upon to tsy Mign.sssd ,ss Toncs Wstsr % Now after the lapse sstfAction it hos giysn me. in relieving my kid sral health. Believing that 1t only needs thor ough trial to be appreciated, remain,
 ''' FRANCIS aRIswoLD.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
FROM THE SAME = LATER.
 "A Wunr A7ruaT

NEW YoRK, March 6, 1887. MEssRs. CASE DRoTHERs: VI " Gents-Please send mo anothar case of fifteen bottles Tonica Watsr. Having experienced great benefit from its use last summer in the reliof of diabetis mellitus, and feeling wsl did not con with the approach of spring. | an feeling some wsakness and want of sppetite, ss also slight re- tive properties of Tonica Water, and considerine the spring months to be the most favorable season of the year to get It's beneficial effects will re- sumo fts use again with confidence in the results,
 Respectfully yours,
 VIM. L. McAFEE.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28

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Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
BRIGHT,s DISEASE.

" Dear Slr-Tightesn months since l was forced to leave my business by. reason of an in: fAmsd state of tho kidneys. and the trouble had bssn neglected % long 1t had assumed . very ag gravatsd form before sought medical assistance Only one physician gays % me much much ,, encourage % other fsmsdies, of your .Tonics Water" com; under h. i.struction still continue to us. ' hay For sevsral months there vas but little. II any. months favorable change occurred and tho case was marksd by steady Improvement In June sesmod from minute to minute to improve.
 By reason of unwarranted exposure relapse occurred during last July, which very naturally re- tsrdsd my recovery. When convalsscsncs com. msncsd had for some months. precedInG walked net ever nix or seven rods from ths door, and that put twice; and thsre was hardly enough of myself have wsiksd three or four miles in . day. and my weight is greater than t averages.
 have given you this brief statement. and we be. lievs that your Water has done much in bringing about . pleasant state. of affslrs in my casc.
 Very rsspectfully. yours,
 DWIGHT BIDWELL. P. g.-should you wish to refer anyone to mo, should bs happy to see them.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
FROM THE sAMr--LArra.

FHOR THE BAME-LKTEH.
 AsHvILLr, N. O., December iS, ieS8 MEssRs. CASE BROTHERS:
 Gent'emen-I have kept fairly we'll for the past year and half, and since giving Tonica Water : fair and full test, and from which I received 60 much benefit. But since leaving New York, and under mixed diet, find some of the old symptoml returning, such as incr eased activity of the kid neys, and thirst, but yet increase of gravity tests keeping about 1020. am glad to hear of youi as to shs a r. hos S have no doubt will also meet with great succem. remain YouB very respectfully,
 WM. L. NcAFEE.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
EDITORIAL NOTES.

Dr. Hamilton of New York has testified in court that buying diamonds for new wife by no means implies mental inoapacity. We should say not.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
LETTERS FROM THE PHYSICIANS.
HARTFORD, Conn.,, Feb. is, isso.

HARTFORD, Conn.,, Feb is' 'sso. 0sntlsmsn During the past year have made uss of the Tonice water. as . remedial agent in From lts long continued use and constant observa. don of It's action and effect, am able to report that, in my opinion, it has boen Of advantage to thoee who have made use Of it as they have been sdvioed. It's value has been noted in cases of en- keobled digestion and over sennitivoness of tho seomAch and other organs Of the diRsntiye system. This water ln of value In anording relief to many who nay have irritabllity oe the renal orksns " is m beilef, which 10 founded upon actual trial in so proeound disordsrs ss Brighs's disease and disbetsa. Very respectfully yours,
 Af WEST 3GTu STREET,
 NEW YoRx, July 2y iss6. xEssRs. CASE BROTHERS:
 0entismsn-Pisase send one case Tonica Water te <i Weet Thirty sixth street. Tho sample proved most satiafactory and cordially rscommend it, 70 for the same, and shall continue to prescribe ts us edge of Tonica, eyer using the Carlsbad Water. l oensidsr this Tonica Water superior to any have used. With respect,
 b. IT. BAcxus, M. D.
 WEST GARDNER, Mass May 10, 1889. Qentlomon-1peaking of Tonica Water, must say have derived great benefit from It's uss In dis eases of the ktdnsXs and In cystits. Cases of long saandisg not yisldlng to the usual mssmres are rs fer dssasss of the uric acid dathess yet suggssted and an sure physicians will not be disappointed In ihD uso. Tratornally yours,
 DR. A. W. MAsoN.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28

In Springfield. Massachusetts, the city au. thorlties have been called on to give lodg. idgs to nine hundred tramps during the past month. It has been too comfortable for tramps in Springfield. Hereafter they will have to saw wood for what they get.
 Dr. Roger Williams of St. Bartholomew's hospital, London, has found that out of 12,- 888 cases in which chloroform had been used during the past ten years, ten had resulted fatally, while there had been only three deaths out of 12, ,5S1 cases in which ether had been used.
 Senator Stewart has introduced in the New York legislature bill which is intend- ed to work needed reformation in the po- lice court bench of New York city. It pro- vides that no person shall bs eligible to ap- pointment as police justice unless he shall have previously served as such justice, or unless he shall have been regularly admit ted to the bar as an attorney and counsellor at-law. A judge ought to know something about law.
 l They are ohuckling in Boston over this pleasing little incident: A lady and gentle. man enter car at the same moment-the former by the rear door, and the latter by tho front. The gentleman hastily appropri- ates the only vacant seat, which happens t be next to an individual who is evidently mol . total abstainer. The inebriated person
 rising from his seat, offers 1t to the lady | arh{ h{vnp Ak
 offer you my seat; I am drunk to day, bu
 tomorrow I shall be sober; as for that ma, l thers," 1" pointing to tho ono who hsd just a
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28

The English criminal authorities are seriously discussing the advisability of adopt ing the French system of identifying crimi- nals by anthropometrical measurements.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
Our Drug Department

Is we'll stocked with choice Liquors for uss In the sick room, and Medicines especially adapted to the use of physicians dispensing their own remedies.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
NEW HAvsx, Conn, February ., 1889.

NEW HAvkN, Conn., BsbruaFy ?, itB0. MEssRs. CASE BRoTHsRs:
 0sntismen-The case of Tonica water sent nc in tho month of December last, duly received and highly appreciated. It 10 . Water of unequalied purity, and very sfncaclous n diseases of the kid nsys. now recommsnd it freely to my patients. Please send me another case; want it for family use Very truly yours,
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
ECZEMA CURED.

BOSTON, Mass., November %, 1880. NEssns. CASE BROTHERS:
 0Sntismsn-Soms four years ago was troubled with skin dseaye which my physicians called EcEema. After having used various medicines "ronioa Spring water," and after taking 1t for Q
 RODNEY P. WOODMAN.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
E. L. WASHBURN, S4 Church and 6l Center sts
EVERYTHING For the InvalfGl's Comfort and COnvenfence:

Adjustable Bedsteads, Head Rests Bed Traye, Crutches, Arm Slings, Inflated Rings, Air Pillows,
 Hot Water Bottles, Ice Caps,
 Rubber Sheeting, Breast Pumps, Syringes, Bed Pans and Urinsls for day and night, Steam and Hand Atomizers,
 Fever Thermometers, Medicine Glasses. Spoons and Tubes, Champagne Syphons. Sick Room Charts,
 Absorbent Cotton, Lint, Wool and Juts, both plain and medicated,
 Bandages of Flannel, Cotton and Rubber, Plasters and Dressings in great variety, Fumigating Pastiles, Sulphur Candles and Disinfectants of every description.
 Chest and Abdominal Protectors, Trusses, Supporters and Elastic Hose always in stock or made to measure and carefully adjusted.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
VI HuPERIoR STREKr, PROVIDENCE, k. l., December ll, 1888.

PROVIDENCE. k. L., pscsmbsr il, isss. MssRs. CASE BRoTHERs:
 Dear Sirs-I am glad of the opportunity to ex- prsss my views as to tho Highlsnd Tonlca Water. Alter using t for the past few months can state positively that there is nothing equal to t ss . general sopic and blood purifier. have used it in geut rhsu%at!sm , and malaria, for which and |: maarial poison, or in fact any infection or tainf in the blood: also believe 1t to be the best and charm In all Irritable conditions of the bladder or In chronic cystitis dependent on uric acid. 1t il have ever used, being ,I,p sS pure s1d wholssoms surrounded by the common conditions of sxcsssei at table and little exercise, prescribe 1t e bev craze at meals and find 1t favorahly received. hope to hear, ore long, that . eanita.ium ha. he:I should be, that people may be more larfsly bene fted by these waters. .Physicians arc bsginninl to regard them moro favorably, e they. canno fall to note the happy results in cases where tn Tonica Water has been used.
 yours,
 " A. Jsxxs, Y. D.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
A DRUGGISTS EXPERIENCE.
DYSPEPSIA.

INDIGESTION and HEADACHE.
 BOSTON, Mass. February is. 1886. CASE BROTHERS:
 0entlsmen-i take great pleasure Ia certifying to my testimonial of February 17, 16S6. The Hlgh- land Tonica Water has cured me of malariAl indi gestion and sick headache completely. also Found it very valuable In my family and shall con. tinue to ussit. chssrfully recommend k.
 Yours truly,
 ". 4. HARSH,
 Conductor \. Y. | \. II R. B.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28
BLADDER TROUBLES.

BOSTON, August i4, 1886. Nesws. GAZE BROTHERS, Manchester, Conn. :: 0entlemen-I consider your Tonica Water noth- ing short Of "boon" to suffering humanity. Tn my cass . dozen or two bottles of the Water entirely cured mo of Irritation aud other bladder troubles.
 As tonic consider ita housenold necessity, and shall never lose an opportunity to recommend 1t to my friends. Yours truly,
 Travelling Agent Erie Dispatch Line.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28

CONlNIENDS TONGA.
 NEW LONDON, Conn.,, March @, 1ss0. CASE BROTHERS:
 most chesrfuiIy consent to have you use my namo in commendation of Tonica Water. My daughter was troubled with very poor appetite and weakness of the kidneys, and was relieved of both in two weeks after commencing the use of the
 Rsv.J E. b. ROBINSON.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-02-28

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