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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1890-01-13
Grmoroet.
Der mirth 5obn Keller oas Opfer zines
Ginbre9ers.

Qm IA. 9e5ember tpuroe Ser SAouftpirtb
SoAn Seller, oei1eu 8trtbl0aft 1td Oil Der
Gfe bon 0arrtlnn Strabe unD Ttftb 2tpenue
beftnoet, bon etrem @irbre6er, Der i'm lln1
Die Ia9eSeinnabrren berauben poute, i'm
&anpf UNI baS beoroDte Gut peripuloet.
Seller lag lett ienem Sage an Den 6rlgen
Der 8erlebungen franf oarnteber Eno
Sonnta9 Q6eno itarb er, Elm Opfer bes bis
ieBt tpeoer befunnten nod Derbafteteu @inz
BREEDERS uno Wt6roers. Ote BoliSet, tne[d1e
nit mebr SleiB ii6 beitrebte, BEN i6r unan7
genebmen 6au, 5umal oerlelbe lid in fdnut
nennensmertber @ntfernung BON Der Yoltz
seiltaticn crel8nete, 81 ulteroriGen, ais
Dem Woroer auf Die Spur 3u fomrne1,
miro es it6 DteLeibt leBt, na6bem Der
Haubanfau einen 10 l6lin1men NuSgai1g
ae!1olnlnen bat, an9elegen lelll laller1, ben
Slr1der gu Derbatten.
Seller bate am Nbel1o bes "A. December,
na6Oem CT Die Mirtbihoit 9elhlolien uno
&alle ge1na6t bate, Die Toaeseinl1ubme al
fth genDnlmen uno ipar nab ietller iiber Der
@irtbld)aft gelegeneu Wobnnl1g binouf0sz
ftiegcn. NQs er ben Treppenablab erreidbte,
iprang pl0bli6 ein in Der 9tii0e per6orgez
rer Wtann berDor uno DericBte Seller nit
etIleHl OulillIIer pOer OerQle(Uet etllelt l0lid>
ttgen 0Ieb iber ben Gopf. Seller bebielt
trob Ocs S6la9es, Der ibm nid)t Die Neltl1z
nung raubte, nod &raft geEllg, I'm Die
@elotalde feit III ben 0anben au bolten.
Ser Oteb rang nit Dem pertpunoeten Seler
Inn bic 8eute, muBte o5er lblieBlih, ba es
itd I'M 5auie gu riihren besanl1, bas 6elo
rdumen, obne leiue rduberiiden Nbiidten
erreidt ill babelt.
Seller ltano i'm beiten Nlter, er 6irterldBt
Srau uno &tt6er in biirfti9en 0er6Gltntifen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1890-01-13
GatarrR, Rsufeber, eotarrboIifde
Qaubbeit
Cine meme ScIbfbebonoIuro,

Yer gei6enbe neiB in Der Ge9el sor niGt,
POS olele GrGttbett onIteGenb u1b 6oB Iebers
ol9e Sora,lten, Die lid al ben 60lcim6Guten
per 9fale nl1o Der G4lta9ii3en N0bre befins
pen. oaron EQUIP 11no. Us lit inoelen ourD
mlfrosfopti9e ~nnteriubun9 erlpielen, baRs
benz 10 1T, unO baourD lit nian aud ali bos
r.6tl9e Mittel 9%etommen, res aue bieie
6rantbeIten ii6er, raid unb oauernb BELT.
0teles Wttttel brau6t MIR ale pier,ehn SAGE
Elm big breimal onseuenbet 5u per6eu, u496
braudt man hesbalb nibt aus Dem 6oule III
9eben. Sin P%ampblet, melGes Sic i1ele
Bebonotun9smeile erfldrt, erb6lt man unent.
aeltltd, rpenn man ii6 al Die Nbrelie: 81. S.
Dtron j. CON, Sorronto, @an., Wei
Ring Ctr. gtr. 337 bis 339 meltbet. - Berlin
We6icaI Mbuifer.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1890-01-13
8tIIt8e Seft1rel

SOBn Settu aIo, 9apenport, ga,
TT 8efOnnen, ietne gauge Sets
btbItOtbef ettseIt stt nerfattfet 51tt,t
Yrctie bon 5 bis 35 Gemts per
8attS.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1890-01-13

Ser General M9eut SEER Sers
a40tttt SreGfGnttot befttd1t Ote
Gtnatctt @oroz 1ttto SI0=Garoltma,
NtargLano, Georgia, SylortOa,
SetneHsc, @EIabGtta 1ttto 0Srst4tta
1ttto Die SnfeL GMba.
9crr SEQ. 9tit6ert, Gorrefpons
ettt It no GpcstaI>19ent, bereiit ole
Gtaaten California, grtsoua, 9tc=
paSa, 2SafDingfon. Gre8ou,
Wsertco nno 9rittId GoIttntbtn.
&err SEQ Sennin9Doren Oett
Gtoat 9tebraSfa.
&err Gottnr0 8r1tttboT Ste Staas
ten SbtO unto Wtt0t9au+
Scrr Sbeo. rs. SeGnta,ttt Sett
staet Ssnotatto unto SHtatoiS.
Scrr Ya1tl VrteDeI 0tc Staatctt
SAttt0tS tt;to SONIA.
Gerr Garl S6tnfeL Die Staatcn
@iscOnitat 1tto Wtttaefota.
@err Gt9et &Gtler Oct Staat
Ser6S.
&err s. &ettSca Die staeten Satz
1toiS 1tttO &nnIaS.
@err 0rans otto Den staat SGt=
nofs.
Scrr 6. Sc. SSorSat WttteI= TITO
eno=2tmerifa 2tto 9SeftzSmoten.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1890-01-13

Dr gse1tnst0 Sage IN G1tropa.-
9ieunter bteiernG tteI int v0eften" ber0ffentz
lidten tntereiidnten &etiel6iIoerungen bes
6rn. Woibington 6eitng itnb, einem btelz
fab geduBerten 8uni6e 3ufolge, in elmer
b%auernberen Torm ais Bud eri9ienen, bas
fir ben biai9en 8reis bon 80 Gents in Ser
Office Der ISL. Staatssettung" ul1b our6
uniere Qgenten 5u baben 1T. gu 8rGmien
bcre6tt9te 2eier 0eS y8p6en6latts" o6er
6es v8eitens" f0nnen bas BUD an Steue
elmer o1oeren 0ramte be3teben.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1890-01-13
fir saarSttaet atssn &ssaper+

fM& S%NAS D%SFtG% %"~ GVSFS%@%*
GaftOria fSrScrt Die g3eronaasaa unb beieittsi
aufSefriebenbcff 8erIf6pFnns, I5eTI1Ii1ge @a5enz
faure, 0iarrbpc unb Gte9crz9t8pDftiptt. 0obrr9
tptrb bas atnb seIunb geutott unr ieit Galaf tsatit+
Ito. Gaftcrie entbalt peber MsprYbiu, md anbsre
narfpttI9e 9uGfanSen.
GGaaias1rtta IL IS ~rcrstalib s~cetanet fur Rinber, bdE i1
tim ppr alien anberen mir befannten 8rdparaten BEN
Bpraus 9ebe. % u. Nr9er, NJ. D..
Ill GcutD Sgforb Ctr, Srpotlpn, q. 8.
uS6 renbe In metner GragiS Cafeteria Gu unb eraate
es beIpnberS s~eet9net Bet NHetttpnel Der &tneer."
G1eg. &pbcrtipn, M. D.,
1861 2. &re., %. 9.
vHu8 rerfInGtfer geobantuns unb G~rfdbrnng farm tb
fasen, bas Cafeteria cine auS1sDeidbnete Mebi5in fur
Stnber lit, bic ais selinfe8 @bfibrmitteI ntrft unb BITE
Gpdlnuns Der Gtn9epetbe, iplpie be5 @eIammtIplteinS
fshr 6ebeutene linbert. Gtele Mntter bateu mir Ietne
aussejeidnete Nirfun9 auf tbre 1tnber hessugt."
DR.. g.. 6. Ss Gppeu, Mla5.
Die Gentaur GDm amp II Mturras Ctr, 81. q.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1890-01-13
Die Butler 60.

9ie 8utGer So, 6Gnbler in &aminen
unO Slieier, $40. 224 W1bai6 2lDe., itelIte
Oonneritag Die 3QDlungen cin. Die 0cr>
btnoIihteitel beIaufcn it1 auf ettua SO, $50,
iDIhren0 Die 2lcttpa Guf NH $1,000 &C.
ldGgt meroen. Den eriten 9lnlto5 81
benz 8nnferott CAB Elm i'll 9ret5gertht
bon Geo. 9. 6orsit erioirfte5 3waIQ5ur@
tbeil ilbcr $2700, 1petdem tpeitcre 81 Gnt7
fen BET Irent Tile So, bon Stem Yorf, tltr
$6688.58, Der @onmap cabinet 81. tir
$11,402.73 ul1o Der Gbicago Slate DSantel
so. fir $694.99 folgten. NuBer Dielcl1
SorOerunAen ltnD nod etlpa $1,000 5u oeden,
Die lid otf eiue Nn3abI bon @iGubigcrn perz
tteiIen. Die Ictipa Delteben lebigIlh aus
gBaare1porrGtben. Ser Ghas. y. Wfoz
n%a9ban, SetretGr unO 0ciddftsfiibrer bet
0eieul1aft. be5eidnet oIS Dirccte ltrlade
beS Ganterotts oaS NaQilement BON Is: ).
6. Wle9er & Sons &c., melhe cine allBer>
getp0bnli6 9yoBe Nn5abl bon &amt!len llr0
Tleien auf 0ager bate. Oaour6, DaB
bieie plobIi0 su 8anferottpreilen in ben
Wtarft gebra6t purben, tpuroc oaS 0eid)att
onDerer Strmen bieier Qrt falt gang bra6
gelegt, uno iett Stpei Woraten lei IS Der
Butler So. unm09li6 geipelen, .lrgeto
melde @eldGfte au MAIDEN. Nltberocm
babe bic 5irma bebeutenDe 8erluite IN
Waco, Geras. uno 0enDer, SOL @erlttte1.
Die @ldubiger ieten tb6tid6li6 Die Sbetl7
baber bet Sirnta, ba ie Die Wadren 9eltes
fert Ddtter, nit benen bas @el1Gft dutgez
baut poroen lei. Ser SAertff i1loB Das
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1890-01-13

SER Stpaniou, ber ebenfaIs i'm erlten
Stodmert belddftist mar, ~itir5te 3fpilbe1
bic trimmer III ben betBen Oattpf pes
erplpbtrter &eiiels. st perlor oas SetpuBtS
iein uno mare eritidt, bGtte ibn nlbt oet
8olistit S. 8. Comet reht3etttg. bentertt.
9as Council ibm sl 0ilfe elite, itlr3te altt
CT uno fiel 9egen eirerl langen Aa9el, Del
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
Care of Brood sows.

Those who are 20 have early lit,ers of
sprsng pigs mast give the brood sows
proper food and treatment during the
winter months The first requisite is
good shelter, and clean, wholesome
sleeping place. The nextis reasonable
amount of liberty 1t will not do fer TO
keep brood SOW shut up continuously
in a small pen, even ifit ia kept reason
ably clean. She will become sluggish
and inert, with none of the vigor and
muscular stamina needed 10 produce and
rear healthy pigs. A certain amount of
exercise every day is necessary. If she
will not take her daily constitutional "
Of her own accord, it is best 10 drive her
out. Nothing is better during mild, open
weather than the run Of IA lot, where she
NAV root TO her hearts content. Neye
put a ring in the nose of brood SOW.
The food should be abundant, but not
of a fattening character. Milk, bran and
middlings, with small modicum of oil
meal, varied frequently by boiled iurnips
and carrots, beets, or other roots, clover
hay, chopped short and mixed with the
cooked ration, and in cold weather a
small proportion Of corn neal, will keep
the animal in good, thirsty condition. 1t
is well to remember that swine are ON
niyorous, and an occasional morsel of
animal food is always acceptable. The
lights" entrails, and other waste mate
rial Of a slaugter house, when attainable,
are desirable additions 10 the animal di-
etary. 1t is well to keepa mixture Of
salt, charcoal, and little sulphur in a
trough, where the SOW can help herself
at will II is always hest to keep brooi
sows separate from the rest Of the herd.
This is specially imperative as the time
for farrowing approaches.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

walked the deck, chaHng his hands ana
chuck;ins.
Now. sir. We have If, )" be cried TO the
Have what, sirg" asked the Hstounded
officer
aTbe equator roared the captain.
The equator, cried the mate, looking
round him.
:. Yes sir. true as hair by the mag
netic bearings, fore and aft line, SIR
Keen to that course, dye hear? Not an
inch off to port or stsrboard, or quicker
Than vou rsn say Jack Robinsonl'h blow
your brains out
The second mate, glancing through The
skylieht. observed the chief officer IN the
cabin. and with a slight motion Of his
head summoned him on deck. The man
arrived. with & face Of wonder, gazing
aloft and around, and not little amazed
TO End the ship bound to the Eastern
American seaboard instead of New Zeal
and. ..
aTbis is TO be an achievement. sir,
shouted the ca sptain 10 him. "that'll rank
me foremost among the most famous men
this century has produced"
The mate viewed him with stupid
look Of interrogation.
sSir.p cried the captain. with an
expression Of ecs'acy on his singular
countenanee. @gbe keel OF this barque
viii be the first that ever ploSed the
line Of the equator without hair breadth
of deviation for one Thousand mikes At
least and mark you this." he cried,
drawing himself erect and extending his
clenched first at the mate, ''if catch the
vessels head off her course by the small
est fraction of point, ! Will blow out
the brains of the man who has charge
Of the deck at the time" He slapped
his breast that the two men might guess
what he concealed there. and picking Up
/ his sextant, stalked below.
The unfortunate creature went entirely
out of his mind that night, and they bad
to pinion him to prevent him from de-
stroying himself OF dealing death to tie
ship by firing her. He died within the
week. rlying mad, no; a little 10 the IT.
lief of the mates, who could do nothing
for him beyond having him carefully
watched-N J. Independent
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
EoR7HBoUED TRAINS

JoHvsrowN ExPREss-No 81.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
The Forger and His Pen.

! was talking with Treasury official
on the subject Of forgery. Did it ever
occur TO you" said the official, that a
forger has half has work deue when be
can get hold Of the pen with which the
owner of the signature habitually writes ?
A great many men, bank presidents and
the like, use the pen for their names only
for year ortwo without change. A pen
that has been used by man in writing
his name hundreds Of times, and never
Us d FOR anything else, viii almost write
the name ITSELF 1t gets imbued with the
spirit of the signature. In the hands of
fairly good forger it will preserve the
characteristics Of the original. The res-
son for this is that the point of the pen
has been ground down in a peculiar way,
from being used alwayss by the same
hand and for the same combination Of
letters 1t would spluiter if held at a
wrong angle or forced On lines against its
viii. Italmost guides the sensitive hand
of the forger hen he attempts II write
the name. ~ Pail NAL Gqzaie
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
PITEsBCRGH DIVISION
WESTBOUND TRIMS.

Arriues.
! Johnstown.... ] 30 p m
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
Scotch Dinners for a Cent.

They manage dinners for poor children
a tri6e more economically in + linburgh
than elsewhere. In + iinburgh it is
found possible to suply for a half penny
n wholesome meal Of vegetable broth
and bread. Scotch children thrive on
the various savory thick soups of many
ingredients for which the cuisine of the
country is celebrated, and unfortunately
soup Of any kind, clear or thick. is rare
ly prepared in the home of the English
poor. Solid meal, bread and potatoes,
form the staple diet. In too many cases
in England bones are only regarded as
useful to the rag and bone man ; in Scot
land such waste is rare, even among The
poorest.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

Little Girl-"Papa, did mamma say
yes" 10 you right off when you asked
her TO marry your"
Papa Certainly she did"
Little Girl--why don't she say "yesH
now just as quick when you ask her to
do things?"
Papa Mammals hearing is not so
good now, darling-that's all.--The
Ledger.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
b. & B.
THE NEW SPRING ASsca-y
IS NOW ALL IN.

1t is great pleasure to Us TO oE
seasons productions, because tbs
the most elegant and satisfactory
prices We have ever seen.
Our Mail Order Department viii.
fully submit samples by mail. and
order will be filed at the Iou,s
and as satisfactorily as though yor
here to do your shopping in person
you tried it?
Special mention is made of a few
only
A very large assortment Of an w,
ported Suitings, 3S TO 40 iprb,,
IN large assO1tments of slrir4s
and mixtures, at 80 cents 4
the most comprehensive offer
% cent Dress foods ever pg
any mercantile house.
100 pieces 80 inch Imported Pa;
cents.
Also, al % cents, large assortment
vol 50-ineh Scotch Cheyiols
New and stylish Cloth Bouieties q,
es wide, at 81 cents.
A - cent Otirting-the most e.
money ever otieied-ImpolIed
or cutiDgs. IN large variety A
ish stripes, IS inches wide /
quality.
At 50 cents, 36-inch Wool Suitipg,
stripes and plaids.
800 pieces extra fine Sstines, Is
p cent quality.
Anderson's Glnghams, 40aBd IS @.
Challis-Largtst variety in all ogi
up to the in ported all-Wool I'd
80 cents.
Our large Spring and Summer "a
Journal and Catalogue will bel
April lst. II costs nothing bUI
NAME On a postal card 10 get id
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

RESOURCES AND LIABILITIES OF 7
OCGH.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
Jersey Cow as a cheesemaker.


Tie Jersey cow s considered Tre-emi-
nentiy as aufier COW. with her M St
profitable use in that direction, on ac-
count Of The iarge proportion cf cream
contained ia her milk. Consumers Of
cheese neea not be told that its excel
lence depends almost wholly on the
quality Of the milk from which it is pre-
pared. as is further well indicated by the
commercial terms of cream cheese, skim
cheese. etc, according a. the milk from
which il was made may have been whole
milk or SKINNED and robbed Of is
cream. II the milk be poor in butter.
the cheese must he equally 50, and viii
grade according to its richness or defic-
iency in cream. Many persons are Of
the opinion that cream which has once
been separated can never be so well mix
ed again with the milk that portion Of
the fatty matter will not flow out with
the whey, thus making the cheese less
rich. This has given rise to some discus-
sion as to whether rich Jersey milk can
be proftably made into cheese without
skimming.
According to the late Professor Arnold,
while the Jersey is emphatically butter
COW. her milk Is rich in cheese matter
and can, without The waste Of its butiery
matter, be converted into cheese as itch
as English stilion. Commenting on the
above, Hoard's Dairyman says: "Profes-
sor Arnold was speaking Of new, warm
milk. almost Immediately from the cows,
when the solids are in the most perfect
emulsion. hence more Of the globules OF
fat will be held by the rennet. With
mixed milk brought T. the factory once
a day the case would be different" Prac-
teal home cheese makers universally
agree that the sooner the milk is set fer
cheese making after it has been drawn
from the COW, the more of butter fat the
cheese will contain.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
On the Slightest Sign

Oranythlng wrong with the Kidneys
or Bladder, recourse should at once be
had to DR.. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy,
Of Rondoui, \. y. Neglect may lay the
foundation for painful difficulties. The
F4vorite Remedy has completely curel
cases Of Stone in the Bladder, from " hi, b
relief had been vainly sought Where
here is tendency to Rheumatic Gout
speedy relief Invariably follows IFS use.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
Don't Feel Well,

And yet you are not sick enough to con-
suit a doctor, or you refrain from doing
so for fear you will alarm yourself and
friends-we will tell YOU just what you
need. 1t is Hoods SarsaParills, which
will lft you ont Of that uncedain, un-
comfortable dangerous condition, into a
state Of good health, confidence, and
cheerfulness. You've no idea how po-
tent this peculiar medicine is in cases
Ike yours
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

The preacher who dropped into an
Office in Alpena, Mich, the other day
where four of the biggest guns in town
were playing poser for money may not
have known what he was ,bout, but
then again he may. ANY how he flashed
a subscription paper for some benevo-
lence before the blushing players and
quicker'n you could say Jack Robinsc n
took pledges for over one hundred dol
lao
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
To-Nieht and To-Morrow Night.

And each day ard night during this week
yon cen get at all druggists Kemp's Balsam
for the Throat and Lungs. acknowledged to
be the most successful remedy ever sold for
the cure of Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis.
Whooping Cough, Asthma. and Consump;
ton. Get bottle 10 day, and keep it al
ways in the house. so you can check your
cold al once. Price so cents and 81. Sample
bottles free.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
A Family Gathering i.

Have you father? Have you a moth
er ? Have you son or daughter, sister
or brother who has not yet taken Kemp :
Balsam for the Throat aud Lungs the
guaranteed remedy for the cure OF all
Coughs, Colds Asthma, Group, and all
Throat and Lung troubles? If so, why,
when sample bottle is gladly given to
you free by any druggist, and the large
size costs only SOC and 81.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
Interested People.

Advertising patent medicine in the pc
culiar way in which the proprietor of Kemp's
salsam, for Coughs and Colds does it IS n
deed wonderful. He authorizes all druggists
to give those who call for ii a sample bottle
Fee, that they may Try it before purchasing.
The large bottles are 50 cents aud 81. We
certainlywould advise a trial. Il may save
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

An k.issFiao stock s9perr has reefed
4 L shed whi,-i, csnnai ea-ils isa 'spaisn
isr che, .aes M 81 pr-'s ,ias
/, Is a saa lel, nst ~ ~
s,n,Plefe reg.rfles- .zsa M
being the best arrangement EASILY
asaiiable materials Ia the ni,i u # the
pig paddock ihe she'd ss,niS ~ = iir7-
sides the shelter from auy gisd Is q !
a. the shade Of rrf npns t
fenring posts are pu 10. AMI wall pls'e
is fixed upon them. Rafiers Of the ios'Al
bnllork sspplings support Il roof If bark
and in this arrangement we have cheap
roof which i within The reach of any So
lecfor. A wa,l three feet six inches
high, made Of hardwood boards, is run
along and across fhe shed under the roof
This forms 8 T" shaped vail shelter,
which protects from any wind, the pigs
choosing the lie side according tpthe y
of tn. wind. Such " modfls " are Want
ed, instead of expensive ervctions shieh
cannot be initiated by the practical far
mer.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

"l'm frsid, said Ell Mat Haol5
new situation at the capitol is having a
bad effect on him" "Do you mean the
young man who didn't 90 away until af-
ter 10 last night ~ Yes he makes so
many motions to adjourn and then
4 ,s.u't
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
One Collar Well Invested.

If you have bad breath, constipation,
pain in the small of the hack, discolored
skin, nervousness, or dizziness, yonr only
wise course is to take DR.. David Kenne-
dy's Favofiie Remedy, Of I;ondout, n. Y.
1t viii cleanse the bio, d Of all impurities
regulates the Kidneys and Liver, and
thus restore healthy glow TO your cheek
again. All druggists one dollar a bot
4 l.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

Human-niinded persons may take COM
fort in the knowledge that it does not
hurt the oyster to be torn from his shell
and scrunehed between theteeth. Scienc.
which is max q great strides ir oysir Z
ogy. has d coveiea this by clicking pins
into the oysters stomach and listening
for groan with mictophone.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

Sought for the last huadred years. A
remedy for catarrh. hay fever and cold
in the head found at last in Ely's Cream
Balm. Safe and pleasant to use and east
ly applied into the nosirils. Ii gives re-
lief at once and a thorough treatment
positively cures. Price 50 cents.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

Never say again that newspaper writ
er is not master Of diplomacy. One of
the fraternity was TO wiite up the history
of an old lady Of ninety eight. He was
told she had never 50 much as learned
her letters. Did he blurt it out in print
Not Bit of il. He merely stated in his
finely written article that "she can read
the finest print as well as She ever
cnnld."
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

4 young lady from hcardingsch ol
having made some progress in acquiring
Italian, addressed few words to an or
gan-grinder in her purest accent, bur was
astonished at receiving the following re-
sponse Il no speak lnglish.n
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

Sound, practical advice given by a
misanthrope fever you should be at
tackled by night never shout Murder
for no one will bother about you yell
Fire and every body viii be out of
doors in jifIy.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

Don't give up. there is a cure for catarrh
and cold in the head. Thousands testify
that Ely's Cream Balm has entirely eur
ed them. 1t is safe and pleasant reme-
dy. 1t is applied into the nostrils. It is
not liquid or snuff Itcures by cleans
ing and healing. Price Soc
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

A shrek came from the parlor, and
the mother rushed into the room in great
agitation. What is it, my daughter2"
she exclaimed. " Has this-ihis person
from New York been rude or uncivil?'
" Not Intentionally. mamma said the
young Boston maid, faintly. But it
Was painful shock. lie said hippopota-
muses. instead of hippopofami.p
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26

An usher who was going TO remove an
Intoxicated man from the theater, was
told by a lady to "Iet him alone. lie
got all he wanted before he came in, and
will not be likely TO annoy people by
going out between the acts
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-03-26
Gard of Thanks.

If the proprietor Of Kemp's Balssm
should publish card of thanks contain
ing expressions of gratitude which come
to him daily, from those who have been
cured of severe throat and lung troubles
by the use of Kemp's Balsam, it would
ill fair sized book How much better
TO invite ali to call on any druggist and
get free sample bottle, that you may
test for yourself its power. Large bottles
soc. and 81.