New-York tribune., 1890-01-04
General Francis 4. Walker has been elected prcsi-
don't of the y. HOt1lph CIIb " Boston.
THE TfLK or THE DAT.

No sooner had We congratulated ourselves on the
fact that 1870 doesn't rhyme with NrGinty. than an
esteemed corrc- -poudout send, O., ,tauza I'm which
b, trc, 10 perform that fnt hy p'onouncing McGinty
with a long l. lct they say that newspaper men
have IN easy time. Why their efforts 10 keep poet,
and Others from manning and maltrcatnS the Eng
/ u-h lauguare would alone keep them busy.
"Who knows asks a reflective contemporary, Nhat
| the year l-"O VIII bring forth We'll ID VIII b,Hs
/ Iuly Ith. ard that's Dix and important event-lNor-
! u~toUn Herald.
Philadelphia, according 10 The Record eats IN
/ the course Of the year 2OO.O00o0O egg, OF which
seven cshth- come from iowa. Kansas. Minnesota and
NcbiaskA packed in refrigerator cars holding $4,000
/ each
The Weight II Appcara nccs-Litt,c Willie (at the
/ tab,cI-f know why you keep your coat outtoned mp
eo usAt - ,.. ,,.,,.,,
Little Willie Cause you amt got on any vest
} -lCIOtnrr and IurnsAer
\, the days begin to lcnsthcn The g-p begins to
strengthen.
~rm, D, the best cigar ever smoked Tom. Whero
'"O Yes / don't thak there are any better cigars in
the market II J.. one IF box my wife gave me
''u III Sometime, happens that way-out~lde OF tn.
/ new paper piragraphJ- ,NorrletoWn Herald
There IS already an extensive and vrcd literature
r,atius 70 tie grip. Il seems especially 20 have
inspired the poets. who are tnlutns oat sr.p rhyme,
by the yard.
noyai rrr9r-lae ~ ,P ,s2P 90 rro'-ioo ~. Otto d.tto,-
OF aU tnc EllarUzytch's. INTO your football team.
Yale ~opl-IrcAu-c he', the Crl OF an tlc RnSheiN.
burlington Free Press.
Many n.m.cr. of the Massachusetts, J.. ,.,,atnso a.,
yc,moutri- rut that !, not surprising Not'us
nucA Happen. 300 th., conutly wtnont few Nri
moutcrs having hand iu o.. tn fact Vermont spreads
i-clf Tie whole Iuion. 10 the great advantage
Il the Union.
Tie Maiden, Payer Young Miss W.lsu'-Wher'
REV Vi W.lE,,~ro the temperance meeting. W,
intend to tnaustlate IL movement 60 save the Young
Young Nl>- Wii5ny-rly and save r.al nice one
for uc. VIII ,su. papa dcag D. l'ehaA"ih Herald
It has been estimated chat about twenty five tons
Of ouiuinc PIN, have been consumed this country
during the last two weeks
No Room for Doubt-Customcr Oc-iiaunelyi-i
THINK this cloak is ahout what want provided 10
i, ia .tylc and not too expensive.
Salcs,uau- We've sold ,iN Of them 10 hired girls.
maum since day before Yesterday.
Customer resretfnlly hut dccdedy The SNE ,,,. D..
great deal chcaper.-tChicaGo Tribune
II is hard 10 get ahead Of q Theatrical manager.
The clergy Of Beaver Ialls Penn. waved md disnaut
tho OTHER day rotoriai advertisement, of d,
travelling company and they threatened to tcaf them
down llcarug of tn, the les>cco oi the opera AOu,o
immediately had every female tsurc IN the hlli, coy
cred with an apron. Thus the claims of dc,ency were
rccoguled and the show got tren cudous advertise
mcnt which resulted IN packing the house.
Al the theatre Fogg try ing his best 10 around
the bonnet Ia 'front.' of him. It. wcarcr, however
equal To thc emergency She lodged with an accuracy
Of aim wh:ch wa really artistic Ia Of her move
nents the bic pin which always protrudcs from d,
womans bonnet gave Fose wicked scratch across
th. face Thanking Providence that II did ut tear
his eve, oat EogS murmulcd, 4 woman ylWay ,
CARRIE, her point and retired from the contest van
Qui,hcd un,on Transcript
The Philadelphia papers say the Schayln,u water
contains seventeen grains OF solid matter to the
gallon. not "swcct seventeen by any means, Not
Il iAir sample. gentlemen. Nou strained /, FIRST
sample the chewing variety and report agnin.
lie WAS Qucvcdo- Gc,ucr IS the Lravtst man
] ever knew. Most remarkable man.
Curta-I don't know that Never discovered II.
Qucvcdo-Wcll he IL. Willy he went INTO a store to
buy his wife present and actually talked back to the
sacslady, philadelphia Inquirer.