Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1890-01-23
WIT AND HUMOR.


=, without and still be no faster
6frcgant Traraler.
uTben. my dear sir, we win agree to
Afer" no sir, we won't do any such
tbing because you're wrong "-Ptck-
M-LP.
The fashion of keeping jester to en-
tertain court went out when the fool
LAWYER began to practice il it. Tc1as
SuliHgs.
Tumley saws he isn't much on gram
mar. but he knows that the noun wife
Is in the imperative mood Washing
ton C5pital..
As Adam remarked to Eve as he sat
outside the garden gate: We've had
nunusually early fall, have we notP"
st Joseph Ne10S.
Are YOU still at Vassar, Miss job
kns2" Yes "And what is your
ayortc couse?' 20, dessert. by all
means. "-HUpcr's Bazar.
$50 YOU had young Beaumash all the
evening. Did you notice his lovely
eyes? -"No, dear, | was too busy
listening to his clothes. life.
Yabsey-"Of course a man oughtn't
look lift horse in the mouth; but
what do You buy such vile cigars for?"
Wickwire For my friends. - Tore
Huts Express.
She ''l shall always be with YOU to
comfort You through life He-'I
didn't ASK you to do that. All l want
ed wa, for You to be my wife. n--Law-
renee iDlsric0H.
He Talking about names, wish
IcouIl getmine changed. Think it is
oou-.y for anything" She (enthu-
gias,icl.Iy) 20, | don't; / think it is
just lovely. w. It'd Bits.
Eat woman 20, amt these mos
quitocs avulr Thin woman" They
never bite me-" Fat woman-"Of
course not They live on blood, not
ZONES. Ouce q Week.
Mike Paddy, wake up; it's like a
dead mon yeh look lynn there aslape.
Paddy Faith and it's dead mon
OiIIhaye to be before Oh get wake.
-he"wcy Enterprise.
Briggs u suppose you took your
roll in the surf every day while YOU
were ut the scasboreP'' Bragg Ger
family not left it at the hotel. -
lsrrs Hule Express.
Yes " admitted the visitor, when
tbeproud mother exhibited her baby,
'he has bis fathers nose, but don't
"ouy. ii may not always be that
1ed A9viiurH Herald,
A careful study of ancient and mod
ern plate, reveals the fact that mother
Eve wore both the modern ball costume
and bathing suit, and that she wore
them both ut oncc,--Ierre Ha1te EL-
PRESS
Have You heard that an American
1eFe-- worth million of dollars, is
coming over here on a yisit?n Baron
l5ead over heals in debt) BY Joye!
laen l must 20 and have my hair
ear.ei, -Barlin Tagzeittng.
Wealthy old gently What! marry
my daughter. You are being support
Ell BY Your father" Suitor-''Yes,
Sr but my father is tired of supporting
me- and / thought I'd better get into
smother family. Ne,0 York. H,eebly
'ho" does ithappen that the baron's
a0Ar, crow all the time worse2 Don't
~ p.ol look after the advantage Of
W'T Iord9' Yes, of course. but
Flen they have found it they M. ! in
.a''r own pockets. - i,egcnde Biaet-
ARTS. Who has just come back from
1' 'a..Hou-'I declare | can't paint
] have forgotten all | knew"
a.0. @, don't be so discouraged
4.N"n take long for youto pick ND
d 80" knew before So liegcade BIaet-
The rd Hor}d saws a healthy
n'n tu-e- his brain every two
We don't believe it. We
omc remarkably healthy
never changed never had
~ r.. '.- 10 change in fact. -Pe0rta
HH-u.
laughter But don't intend to
Intend 20 study Mother
absurd. The men will think
~ p. roain the end if You know
Daughter 80, mamma! Yop
expect other men to be Ike
papa lime.
no-.aaice department contem-
ringing out larger postal
K present style is large enough
-.A'a d young ladys letter but
.e new one is four times as
r WON'T hold her postscript, =
"H TrHd.
.'1 manager - you surely
.st TO succeed on the stage
p .aount of your heauty?'
aoietF woman Yes, but
scores of actresses who
hey aren't one bit good
Itas
.I swain For you darling,
ae doom and dee Prac-
lAa sort of thing s
'a Willie What 1irl
LAYS il man who is VILE