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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
WHITE CAPS ARRESTED.
Young Hoosiers in Jail for an Attack
an Inoffensive Citizen.

Young Hoosiers in Jail for an Attack on
Inoffensive Citizen.
SHELBYvILLE, Ind. Jan. 23.-Last week
White Caps visited the home of Edgar
Elliott, at Gwynville. this county, in
tending to run him and his wife away.
The Elliotts we're not at home, and the
mob destroyed the contents of
their house. The next night they
tried to catch him at the house
of a neighbor, but were thwarted.
Elliott, however. mas left the place.
Officers yesterday arrested thirteen
young men of prominent families, on
suspicion of being the White Caps.
They all gave bond for appearance at
trial next Saturday. No cause for at
tack on Mr.. Elliott has been made
KNOWN.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
LOT TO BURN A FLEET.
Sailors in Irons Charged With Wholesale
1ncendiarism.


PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Jan. 23.-Two dep
uty United States marshsls will board
the bark Jennie Hardness, on her ar
rival at this port to-day from Cebu,
PHILIPPINE Islands, with warrants for
the arrest Of two of the crew, now con-
fined in irons, on the charge of setting
FIRE to vessels, and having been at the
head of an organized gang. whose
purpose was to destroy every vessel
loading at Manila. Not long ago nearly
every vessel loading at Manila suddenly
caught fire, the flames bursting forth
instantly from the matches and decks as
if petroleum had been spread over
them. The Hardness was one of the
first TO catch fire.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29

her husbands store. She took it dur
ing the night and was found dead in
bed at "A. M. She was insane, aged So,
and leaves two sons, who are promi-
nent in business in that section.
THE cum of $4,000 required to wipe
out the Indebtedness on St. Paul's Epis-
copal Church, Milwaukee, has been
raised, and the rector, Rev. Charles
Stanley Lester, announced from the
pulpit, on the 18th, that the parish was
tree from debt.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
MARRIED A BARON.
A New York Girl Led to the Altar by q
Titled Foreigner.

LONDON, Jan. 22.-Baron S. Alfred
Won Oppenheim, only son of Baron Ed
ward Won Oppenheim, of Cologne, was
yesterday married at Kensington to
Miss Florence M. Hutchins, only daugh-
ter of Mrs. Parkinson Sharpe and the
late Mr.. Hutchins, of New York. The
bride was escorted to the altar by her
tepfather, II. Parkinson Sharpe. Her
train was borne by pretty little page,
Master Bericke, who wore Lord
Fauntlerov costume. Next came the
six bridesmaids, Aimee Winslow, Envy
Won Oppenheim. Victoria Won Open
helm, Mabel Porter, Eleanor Haywood
and Gussie Seymour. The bride wore
magnificent dress from Worth's.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
Burned to Death.

CHICAGO, ILL.,, Jan. 24.-Six-year-old
Lottie Burg met horrible death in her
parents home, on West Huron Street.
Her clothing became ignited from some
matches with which she was playing, and
before assistance could reach her she
was go badly burned about the body
and limbs that her death was but a
question Of few hours. The father,
Antoine Burg, is a blacksmith. Mrs.
Burg is sister of Amelia Olson, the
young girl who was 80 mysteriously
murdered on the prairie about FIVE
wears ago.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
Two Girls Struck by a Train.

PITTsBURG, Pa, Jan. pa passenger
train on the Pittsburg, It. Wayne q
Chicago Railway ran down two little
girls named Walker at Werner Station,
Pa, last night, killing one and probably
fatally iniuring the other. The children
were aged and 10 years respectively.
They were walking on the track, and
failed to notice the approaching train.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
Iron Works Burned Our,

ST. Louis, Mo-, Jan. 22.-The extern
sive mill and works of the Freeman
Wire and Iron Company, located on st.
Clair Avenue, this city. caught fle about
1920 this morning, and, with the excep-
ton of the warehouse in which there
was large amount of manufactured
stock, were entirely destroyed. The
plant was valued at 100000, on which
once
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
Warm Wave i'm the Far West,

HELENA, Mont, Jan. 25.---Helena is
enjoying the first Chinook wind of the
year. The thermometer has risen
thirty degrees since Thursday, and the
streets are running with water from the
melted snow. People are going around
without wraps, and the weather is
springlike. This is the first Interrupt
ton to the cold weather which began
with the new year.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
ABUSES I'm A PRISON,

Missouri Convicts Abused by Jefferson
City Penitentiary Officials.
ST.. LOUIS, Mo-, Jan. 24.-Mrs. Clara
Hoffman, state president of the w. c..
Z. u, has been investigating the state
penitentiary at Jefferson City, and
tells somewhat startling story
as to the result Of her inquiries.
She claims that white and black women
are huddled together like cattle, and
that the profanity of some of the fe-
male prisoners ia something awful to
hear. She also alleges that women are
whipped for violation of the rules, and
adduces proofs of immortality at the in
atitution
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29

ABUSE OF THE BLIND.

Shocking Treatment of Inmates of AZ
Illinois Institution.
CHICAGO, H., Jan. 25.-The Evening
Journal this afternoon contains an in
terview with another former inmate
of the Jacksonville bind asy-
lum, fully sustaining the charges
of Leroy Drake against the manage
ment Of the institution. Cruelty to the
inmates, imposition OF needless hard
ships, lack Of food and heat, were all al
legged by the Journal, and sustained by
both former inmates
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
-AZE AT NEW ORLEANS.
The Chess and Che ker Club Loses Its
Fine Quarters.

The Chess and Checker Club Loses It's
Fine Quarters.
New ORLEANS, Jan. 22.-At 2 O'Clock
this morning fire broke out at 6 Ba
rome Street, spread rapidly, and in q
few minutes the upper floors of the
four-story building, situated On the
southwest corner of Baronne and
Canal Streets, occupied by the Chess,
Checker and Whist Club, was in
flames. and the entire building and
contents were soon destroyed. The to-
tai loss is estimated at $4,000. The
Chess Clubs loss will aggregate SIS, 900,
including library, furniture and fix
lures. Inles Domecy' s confectionery, on
the first floor, 204 Canal Street, was also
destroyed. The loss is we'll covered by
Insurance.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
Harrison to King Humbert.

WASHINGTON, D. c., Jan. 25.-The fol-
lowing is the text of The Presidents
telegram of coincidence in the case Of
the Duke Of Aosto:
HIS MAJESTY, KING HUMBERT, Rome:
beg to express to Your Majesty my deep
sympathy in the great sorrow which has
fallen upon Your Majesty in the untimely
death OF your distinguished brother, the
Duke of AoSta.
BENJAMIN HARRISON,
President of the United States.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
Fire at Deadwood.

DEADwooD, S. D., Jan. 24.-The hoist
ing works belonging to the Iron Hill
Mining Company, at Carbonate Hill,
were burned down about IL o'clock last
night. The fire is supposed to have
originated from the explosion of a
lamp, as there was no one about at that
time. The loss is estimated at $40, 900,
and the works were insured for 81, 800.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
MADE MAD BY LA GRIPPE.
A Citizen of Newark, n. Committed
Suicide while Sick with Influenzs.

Citizen OF Newark, n. y Com mitted
Suicide while Sick with Inhuenza.
NEWARK, N. j., Jan. 23.-Gottlieb
Mutzer, civil engineer of 21S Eighth
Avenue, this city. com mitted suicide at
about o'clock this morning. during
fit of temporary insanity produced by
la grippe. Mutzer's body was CHASTITY
spectacle. He made an attempt to kill
himself with razor but failed. An
hour later, and while physician was
present, he sprang from bed, seized q
table-kn1fe, and hacked open the
wound, which had been dressed. A
Mrs. Scheuster, who was present, at
tempted to disarm the crazy man, and
a terrible struggle ensued. DR.. w. II.
c. Lee was also in the room, but failed
to render any assistance to the woman.
The floor of the room In which the
tragedy occurred resembled that Of q
observation-disclosures
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
DON'T BELIEVE THE TALE.
London Financiers and Bank of I'm.
gland Silver Certificates.

London Financiers and Bank OF I'm.
gland Silver Certificates.
LONDON, Jan. 22.-Nothing has been
published here in regard to the report
that the Bank of England had recently
been heavy purchaser of silver bull
ion, and WAS contemplating the
issue of pound notes redeemable in
silver as soon as the necessary authority
could be obtained. Careful inquiries in
financial circles, this morning, resulted
in showing that few had heard of the
report, and they were incredulous as to
its accuracy. The chief financial au-
thorities expressed the opinion that the
report was wholly without foundation
n
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
TEN DAYS I'm THE SNOW.

Imprisoned Central Pacific Passengers
Finally Released.
SACRAMENTO, Cal, Jan. 25.-The West
bound overland passenger train on the
Central Pacific route, which has been III
blockade on the Sierras between Emil
grant Gap and Sacramento since Janu-
uary Is, has been released at last. and
passed through here for Colfax at 2:O5
o'clock this morning, en- route to San
ErapoiscO
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
R:scinlin1ne the Army.

BELGRADE, Jan. 22.-The government,
wishing to strike blow at the dis
affected portion Of the army, has placed
Col. Povlovics, commander of the Bel
grade Division, and Col. Vanlici on the
retired list. These two officers were
prominent among the members of that
norton of the trooDs.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
FOUGHT TO A STANDSTILL.
Brutal Fight between Two Laborers o
Seattle. Wash

Seattle, Wash.
SEATTLE, Wash, Jan. 22-One of the
most brutal fights in the history of this
locality took place at Billiard. a suburb
of Seattle, yesterday, between two la
borers named Avery and Callahan,
who fought to settle an old
grudge. There were no seconds or
t1mekeepers, the men mutually
agreeing to strip to the waist and
fight till one was whipped. The fight
took place in hall, and lasted over
torty-fve minutes, neither man appear
ing to get any ADVANTAGE. They were
compelled to stop from sheer exhaus-
lion. Avery was terribly beaten about
the head and body, and is now in bed
suffering from his injuries. He is sup
posed to be injured internally, as he has
been splitting blood since the fight.
Callahan, though severely punished. is
able to be around.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
CANADIAN TOWNS LOSS.
Fire Wipes Out Portion of Sherbrooke
Que.

SHERBRooKE, Que, Jan. 25. - Fire
broke out here this morning in build
ing occupied by S. Twose, furniture
manufacturer. and the National Bank,
in which are the offices OF the Bell Tel
ephone Company and the store of H. A.
ODell, general dealer, all of which have
been destroyed. The indications
are that the adjoining buildings
including the Grand Central Hotel, can
not be saved. All the books of the Ma
tlonal Bank were saved, as also were
the switch board and Office papers, and
books of the telephone company. The
origin of the fire is q mystery.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
One Farmer Kills Anotber.

SPRINGFIELD, Mo-. Jan. 23.-Enos
Russell and Franklin Davis, farmers,
became involved in an alteration over
the rental of a farm, yesterday. Davis
drew his revolver and fired two shots,
one of which struck Russell in the fore
head and killed him instantly. Davis
to the sheriff.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
A Miraculous Escape.

ERIE, Pa, Jan. 23.-Capt. Stanton and
Patrick Dslv, who went out in a
small craft during the gale. and were
carried away by the storm, were res
cued. They managed to reach shore,
and after wandering around nearly all
night found small sbanty, in which
they built fire, but when discovered
they were almost dead from the cold,
hunger and fatigue.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
FLOODS IN CALIFORNIA,
Warm Rains and Melting Shows Threat
ening AN humiliation.

ening an Inundation.
SAN Francisco, Cal, Jan. 25.-Tele-
graphic advices from thirty Or more
points in Northern California state that
heavy warm rains have been falling
is melting rapidly, and that the creeks
and rivers are now running almost to
the top of thoir banks. A flood greater
than that of few weeks since is threat
ened. The danger is greatest in the
Sacramento, Napa, and Sonoma Valleys.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
PLANNING A COMBINE.
knights and Progressive Union Mineri
Discussing Fusion.

Discussing Fusion.
COLUMBUS, o., Jan. 23.-The joint con-
vention of Knights of Labor and Pro-
gressive Union Miners convened this
morning. Mr.. Roe, of the Knights of
Labor, was elected temporary presi-
dent, and John Mcbride, of the Union,
vise-president. The discussion was
opened on the consolidation by
John Mcbride, who strongly favored an
open organization. Mr.. Roe, on behalf
of the Knights of Labor, spoke at length
in favor of an organization with two
branches. There was wide difference
of opinion.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
FREEZING OUT STOCKHOLDERS.
Charges Against the Managers of the
Fort Scott & Wichita Railroad.


Fort Scott & Wichita Railroad.
Topeka, Kas., Jan. 22.-Jobn S. Stan
ton, Philip j. Goodhart and John H.
Small, of New York, representing the
holder of $780, 900 worth Of stock of the
ST. Louis, Fort Scott & Wichiti Rail-
road, have filed with the United
States circuit court clerk an inter
vening petition in the case of
the Union Trust Company, of
New York; John T. Dillon, George J.
Gould, the Missouri Pacific and Fort
Scott, Wichita & Western, against the st.
Louis, Ft. Scott & Wichita. They claim
that the plaintiffs own all but the $780,
600, worth of stock mentioned, and are
endeavoring to freeze out the holders of
this. Judge Foster fixed for January
20, at 10 O'Clock as the time for the
hQQrIDO
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
Vermont TOWN in asbes.

WEsrF1ELD, VT, Jan 23.-Hardy's
mills, at North Troy, were burned, Mon
day night, with a large quantity of lum-
Der and an engine belonging to Miller &
Brown, OF this town. and nearly ali of
the thirteen houses IN the little settle
ment around the mill. Loss not known
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29

Four Men Irjnred while Plugging q
Gusher at Dehaven. Pa.

Gusher at Dehaven, Pa.
PITTsBURG, Pa. Jan. 25.-At Deha-
ven Station, Pa. on the Pttsburg &
Western Railroad, natural gas well
with pressure of 500 pounds lgnited,
yesterday, while four drillers We're
plugging It, The four men were terri
bly, burned, but all but one, George
Moore, will recover The well is still
burning, and it is probable that it will
be necessary 10 smother the fire with a
great smokestack, as was successfully
done at the great Murreysvilie gag we'll
fire q few years ago.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
Pendleton's Body Coming Home

LONDON, Jan. 22.-The United States
steamer Enterprise, with the body of
George H. Pendleton, late United
States minister to Germany, arrived at
taking on board supply of coal, and
replenishing her stores, the Enterprise
will proceed for New York.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
"VAPOR STOVE" TRUST.
A Combine Organized with Capital
Stock of S., 900, 900.

Stock of s., 900, 900.
CLEVELAND, o. Jan. 23.-Arrangements
have been completed for the consolida-
ton Of all the leading vapor-stove manu-
factories in this country. The capital
stock will be 100000. and the origina-
tor Of the plan, D. A. Dangler, of this
city, says that enough money will be
saved in running expenses alone to pay
q 10 per cent. dividend. The combina-
ton will be known as the United Vapor
Stove COMPANY.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
stricken wnile ON the Bench.

LONDON, Jan. 24.-George Manistry,
of the Queens Bench Division of the
high court of Justice, was stricken with
paralysis while on the bench to-day.
His condition is serious.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29

CINCINNATI, O., Jan. PAT. J. Megib-
ben, of Cynthiana, KY, died last night
at his residence. after an illness of two
weeks. Mr.. Megibben was a wealthy
distiller and prominent turfman. He
was SO years old.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
A CHICAGO TRAGEDY.

Sicholas Meyer Kills His Wife and Com
ruits Suicide.
CHICAGO, ILL.,, Jan. 23.-Nicholas Mey-
or, living on North Centre Avenue,
murdered his wife shortly before noon
to-day, and then committed suicide.
A revolver was used, with which Meyer
first shot his wife, and in which imme-
diately afterwards himself found death.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-01-29
Death or o Centennarian.

AMEsBURY, Mass, Jan. 22.-Mrs.
Polly Osgoode, who celebrated her
Tooth birthday january 10, died last
night of influenza.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-08

And what does your pa say, Maryfn asked
the young man who had requested his sweet
heart to sound her father on the subject Of
his prospects of receiving favorable answer
to a request for the hand of the daughter.
"He says" answered the maiden, that he
will never permit me 10 marry young man
who stays so late when he comes here.n
"Well, - said the youth, ''it is just as well
that we understand each other at this juno
ture, that is, your pa and me-"
understand each otherP'
.'Yes for if he had considered my proposal
favoraby and you had married me, he
would have been very much disappointed in
me-
"Why sor'
"Why in that case l didn't intend to &c
home at ALL Boston Courier.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-08

Can II have word with you in pri.
vateN stammered the young man, as he stood
at the door of the private office.
Come in.' replied the head of the firm.
'Now, what isf'
"You-you are aware of the fact that
p
THAT you have been with this house for
four years. Yes, sir, am aware of that fact.
Want to leave.'
"Oh, no."
Didn't know but you had had better
offer. If So you can 60"
THAT'S not it, SIR
"Oh, it isn't. Want an increase of salary,
do youl Well, you won't get it. We are
now paying you all you are worth and little
more"
at isn't that, SIR"
sit isn'tl Then what are you driving atq'
81 want your daughter Molly"
"Humphl That's different. Go and take
her and be hanged TO you'll thought you
We're fishing for a raise of salary. Detroit
Free Press.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-08
PATRICK CASEY,S SCHEME.


It Promised Well, But Didn't Pan Out
for a Cent.
One day man who spoke with the Irish
brogue came over to the store and inquired
for me by name, and when | stepped out of
the Office he inquired:
'Would you like to make S75 600 in yearp
"Why, certainly"
at may cost you as much as 81 per week,
but you'll be sure to get your fortune in
twelve months"
Explain
"Well l know a man named Mulcahy
who's got consumption and must die. He
used to be robber, but has reformed now.
He made So, 600 in cash at one haul, and it
lies buried up the river. He says he'll never
touch cent of it, but know that the man
who takes care of him until he dies will be
told where that money isn
"Why don't you take himf"
"Im IA widower, sir. -
"But you must have friendsFn
$50 have, but I'm giving you the first
choice. If you don't want it I'll find others"
The result was that Mulcahy came 10 see
me. He looked like some one ! had seen be-
fore, but | could not tell who. | saw that he
had only few months TO live, and without
referring to the S15, 600 or the fact of his hav-
ing been robber, | sent him to a comfort
able boarding house and agreed to furnish
him with s. per week. For ten straight
months paid his keep, and he dressed well
and had plenty to eat and drink. One day
was sent for To find him dying | was sorrs',
of course, but business is business, and as soon
as | could make opportunity said:
John, you are going to die
Eyes, soir.n
"And that-that money up the river, you
known
eyes, soir.n
Hadn't you better tell me just where to
find itin
''There's none there, soirn
"Whatr
"Niver a cent, sor.n
"But Casey said there was"
"He did, soir Casey is my brother, and
we fixed ON that story that | might be prop
erly cared for in my last days. You are a
giutleman, soir, if l do say it, and I'll leave
you the razor that I've owned these four and
twenty years! Good-by TO yees, soir, and il
you could do the fair thing by me and pay
the funeral expenses and buy headstone,
I'd go feeling quite contentm-New York
Sun.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-08
Gals,


Sometimes | sorter think as how
The eastern gals the best,
An then SUBWAY cotton to
The gal frum out the west
The eastern gal has got an eye
Like briers-sharp an keen,
But then that western maiden's got
A form that's like queen.
Sum folks prefer the one, an sum
Prefer the other sort,
But when a iedge has got to say,
1t socks him to report
For 'pinyuns differ when it comes
To size 'em side by side,
Espashally when poor man
Is countin' on bride.
Thar's larnin' in the east, know,
An wealth out in the west;
But when it comes TO choose between
By guml that is the test
The eastern maiden loves hur book,
Tie western maid hur farm;
An so between 'em both, you see,
They have takin' charm.
I'm deep in love with east an west
An don't know which to choose;
Perhaps I'd better stop to think
Both on EN- might refuse
IN try the east--the west mean
Eli kissed plum on the mouthS
I've changed my mind an now will take
This rosebud from the south
H s Kaller in Judge
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-08

He-Now, dearest, that we are out for q
walk, is there any place you are particularly
DESTROYS of going to. | am at your service.
She tshylyl-Yes, George; would like to
go to that big white house over ON the next
corner
He-All right, dear Some friend of yours
lives there, suppose.
She-Yes, George, the minister.
He ''caught on Yankee Blade.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-08

man entered.
is Mr.. John De We're inp'
THAT'S my name,n the young butcher an
swered.
II have thrilling news for you. Your
grandfather is dead, and you are now the
owner of Three Oaks castle. Come with me. !"
There was sensation in butcher circles,
and there was much rejoicing among the
cleaver men.
Mr.. De We're returned to England, and a
dispatch in the papers the other day an.
nounced the fact that he had been knighted,
and that hereafter he will be known as Sir
Loin.--Arkansaw Traveller.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-08

Spirited Woman to big Plug Ugly)-Oh,
If | were only a man wouldn't l teach you
mannersl
Celestial Voice-Your prayer is granted.
You shall be a man. TRANSFORMS herl
Big Plug Ugly-What de ye soyl
Newly Made Man-Um-er-I was merely
remarkng that it was very pleasant day
New York Weekly.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-08

The Odd Fellows will institute lodge
July IL, 1890, at 5 p. m. at DeFries hall.
All members in good standing are cor
daily invited.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-08

Patient about leaving eminent physicians
ofiice,-Well, doctor, will get this prescrip-
ton filled at once, and
Eminent Physician-Ahemi Ten dollars,
please.
Patient-Ehl Do you require pay in ad-
vancel
Eminent Physician with great dignity
Certainly, sir I'm not one of y'r mo cure
no pay quacks-New York Weekly.