Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-10-23
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-Disappolntment's SteeL.-"What 1.
that you are using on my face2' BAY
rum" as that all?" sighed the GUS
toner. ~ was in sort of hopes it might
be chloroform. philadelphia Times
Wife during a quarrel)-"If / was
a man l would blow the top of my head
of before l." Husband tinterruptingl
II don't doubt it. M dear; especially
IL you had to live with the same sort OF
q wife do"-Epoch.
Only a Question Of Tim e.-The
Doctor-"If you will keep me in clothes.
/ will treat you for nothing" The
Tailor-"But l am never sick" The
Doctor-"No, but you will be after We
have made the arrangement"-Racket
They talked that way OF me; they
called me an ass and a donkey" cried
the lawyer to his clerk why didn't
you take it down in writing? I'd have
made them prove it" 30. / thought
their word OF mouth suficient"-Phila-
delphia Times
Summer Girl-"That Mr.. De Salti
doesn't talk about any thing but the
VS. 1AAA As ANEN ~ tau AAA = 80
that 1 can't understand half he says.
Does he own a ship?' Landsman-'No.
but he has n friend who owns a cat
boat"-Good News
-Parson Bluf-"Remember. you
must give an accounted all your actions
and deeds when you 20 TO the other
world" Jimmy Fastboy-'Tm glad
~nr rnnnkfn.nl as am ufv~A-aD- a Gur
system OF improved memory. / guess
I'll drop it nOw."-Yankee Blade
-Alonzo-"what has come over
Reginald? He used 70 be such a shy,
bashful chap, especially with wOmen
Now he puts on moro airs than he can
carry" Alphonse-"Why. don't you
know? lie was the only man at Under
tow Beach during the whole month OF
July-"-AmericA
-Smiley-The improvements in
travelling accommodations are simply
marvellous Why. travelling has actual
IL become a pleasure, the appointments
Of trains are 50 perfect" BibliOmaniac
And yet they neglect one OF the
principal comforts Of life. They have
no old books shops on the trains
America
-~Judge-You arc sentenced { one
weeks imprisonment You shall have
the best of food and any literature you
may desire, and Prisoner" Most
righteous Judge" Judge-".Little An
ME Rooney shall be played under your
window four times a day" Prisoner
Fnfra-- Tw ksa 1891 EsNsw-.- H.
Sentence me to be hanged. instead
Boston Herald
-Lucy-"rm afraid you do not love
me as fervently as you did" jack
swear by yon star that l love you more
fercely than ever. There is no sacri-
fee would not make to convince you
that ! speak the truth" Lucy-WelI.
anyway, when you called tonight you
did not embrace me half so closely ss
usual" Jack-YOu see / had this FIVE
cent cigar in my vest pocket and was
afraid I'd crush it"-Chicago Post
Jones Ito gatherer Of personal Cos
sipl-"What balderdash is this? You
say here / am stopping at Saratoga /
was there only long enough to eat a
sandwich" Il did not say you were
staying there. All / say is that you
stopped there. Isn't that true? There
is all the difference in the world be-
tween staying and stopping" $50? I
never thought of that But stay. You
may stop my papcr."-Bosron Tran
script
"A magazine writer has been having
something to say about remarkable
cases of memory, but nom OF them are
so difficult to account for a. the fact
that a man will sit for hours il 4 crowd
around a hot stove in a grocery, telling
about things he can remember ever
since early childhood, and then 20
home without the hairpins and other
things his wife sent him after, taking
along several letters he went up town
20 maiL-Ram's Horn