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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

IT is common belief that all advertise
ments of medicines are gross exaggerations
ordownrightlies. More than thirty years ago
DR.. Shallenberger, of Rochester, Pa, dis
covered an Antidote for Malaria, and the
medicine has had large sale without news
paper advertising. Could a lie live and pros
per so many years without helpi We are
now telling the public through the newspa-
per that such remedy is within the reach
state nothing that does not square with alb
solute truth.
A. T. SHALLENBERGER & Co,
Rochester Pa
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
CURING A POET.
Terrible Disease vanquished by Mean.
of a Clever Conspiracy

terrible Disease vanquished by Means
OF Clever Conspiracy.
Abel Ryder was the queerest of all
the queer characters we had in our
town. Not that his eccentricities were
plain to every body, like some Of the
old settlers, for one had to be pretty
well acquainted with the old man, and
enter into conversation with him, to
discover what was so strange about him.
Abel's hobby was poetry. He me-
wrote any, so far as l know, but he
could talk it Yes, and he talked moth
ing else.
lie kept store-a regular village
store, whore the boys used to congre-
gate, and it was there, on winters even
ings, where we used to draw old Abel
out, and enjoy his peculiarities. For
instance, | would enter and say: Good
evening, Abel" "Set the table," Abel
would reply. (He did not care whether
his replies contained any sense, so long
as they rhymed; that was all he looked
out for.
Some one else would come in with
well, Abel. how goes it?" 80. my
manner shows it," answered Abel, never
stopping as if at loss for word, but
answering as naturally as could be.
1t was very seldom that we ever
stuck" Abel-he could always find
something to rhyme with the last word
OF our sentence; but want to tell you
how we conspired to bring him down to
plain English, for we tired of his cease
less poetical chatter, and how the con-
spiracy worked.
We all got together one day, and be-
gan to form number of sentences end
ing in words with which it was difficult
to find any thing to rhyme. When we
had made list sufficient, we thought,
to satisfy our needs, we proceeded in a
body to Abels store. He was behind
the counter, and, as we entered, said:
Good morning, boys, lovely day.
How are you fellows, any way?
Then We begun.
ABEL" said Tom Ferris, whats the
day of the month";"
II think IL told you" Abe
scratched his head. II think told you
once. No, no Don't be such Ounce
dunth." He paused and looked at us
VIGOROUSLY. But we were not to be
beaten so easily.
''Say, Abel" said Bill Bower, ibid
you ever see locomotives"
"No; but think would know't if
Il saw one)," he added in parenthesis
This was only partial victory for Abel
and we followed him up.
"Abel," said third, could you run q
dynamo?"
Abel thought a moment and then re
piled, quickly: "Your remarks, now
please confine 'em, or
A SILVER of anxiety ran through oul
ranks, for locomotive" and dynamo
were two of our strongest words. Blu
Peter Flynn came to our rescue.
'Mr. Ryder said he, drawing his
sentence out, Mr. Ryder, have you go
a steel spiral ?" He put great empha
sis on the word spiral" and looked
hard at the old man.
Abel opened his mouth to reply. HI
moved his lips as If trying to form ;
word, clutched at his hair cast an agon
izing look about him, and then-Vic
tory! Defantly, and yet with the toni
of man who knew that he was beaten
he said "No!"
We had him.
From that day Abel Ryder was diff
ferent man, and l do not believe tina
the people in that town have beef
troubled with him since. Az least
know that we never were Paul c
West, in Light.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
Ho,oo Seekers, Excursions

AtHALF RATES, VIA WABASH LINE,
will be run September 9th and 23d, and
October 14th, 10 points in Southwest Mis-
souri,, Kansas, Nebraska, Arkansas, In
dian Territory, Oklahoma, Texas, Colo
RADIO, New Mex CO, Wyoming, Utah, Idaho,
Montana, South and North Dakota, Iowa
and Minnesota.
RATE One Fare for Round Trip. For
time tables, tickets and other particulars
apply to the nearest ticket agent Of the
Wabash or connecting lines.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

overworked' Wea rd out fathers will ana
the happiest results from judicious use of
DR.. Sherman's Prickly Ash Bitters. Where
the liver or kidneys are affected, prompt
action is necessary to change the tide to-
ward health, ere the disease becomes chronic
possibly incurable, and there is nothing
better to be found in the whole range OF
mdteria medica. Sold everywhere.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
Another View OF IL.

beacon overpious-I assure you, Mr.
shrewd. that l have under all circum'
stances. a fiym and mistaken trust IN
NJ Shrewd.-on, may be, but that
TIT tho point, brother 0verpious- III.
question is, has Providence any trust in
rou?-The jury.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
A valuable Franobise Secured.

The franchise of easy digestion-one OF
tho most valuable in the gift of medical
science-can be secured by any person wise
enough to use Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
either to suppress growing dyspepsia, or to
uproot it at maturity. Bilious, rheumatic
and fever and ague sufferers, persons
troubled with nervousness, and the consti-
pated, should also secure the health fran.
chise by the same means.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

Mrs. Ella A. Bratton, of New Ross, Ind,
says: 81 can not express how much l owe
TO the Nervine Tonic. My system was com
pletely shattered, appetite gone, was
coughing and splitting up blood; am sure
was in the first stages of consumption, an
inheritance handed down through several
generations. l began taking the Nervine
Tonic and continug its use for about six
months, and am entirely cured. 1t is the
grandest remedy for nerves, stomach and
lungs have ever seem"
Ed J. Brown, Druggist, Of Edna, No.,
writes; any health had been very poor for
years, was coughing severely. / weighed
only ITO pounds when L commenced using
South American Nervine Ihave used two
bottles and now weigh 100 pounds, and am
much stronger and better than have been
for five years. Am sure 1 would not have
lived through the winter had not secured
this remedy. My customers see what it has
done for me and buy il eagerly. 1t gives
great satisfaction"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

Not only shortens labor and lessons pain
attending it, but greatly diminishes the
danger to life of both mother and child il
used a few months before confinement
Write to The Bradfield Regulator Co, At
lanta, Ga, for further particulars. Sold by
all druggists.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

!. L. CRAGIN & Co., of Phila, the mfrs. Of
close up their immense works than to put
one grain of ddulteration in their Dobbins'
Electric Soap. Would that all were as hon
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

The seat of sick headache
is not in the brain. Regu-
late the stomach and you
cure it. DR.. Pierce's Pellets
are the Little Regulators.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

A CHILD that is restless at night and don't
sleep well, should be given DR.. Bulls Worm
DestroYers. 1t may have worms.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

ALWAYS avoid harsh purgativepills They
first make you sick and then leave you con-
stipated. Carter's Little Liver Pills regulate
he bowels and make you we'll Dose, one pill
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

ALBERT BuRcH, West Toledo, Ohio, says:
"Hall's Catarrh Cure saved my life. Write
him for particulars. Sold by Druggists, 75c
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

PRESCRIBE Smiths Tonic Syrup in my
practice, having found it to be as recon-
mendoza cure for chills and fever "A.
Brown, NJ D., Concord, Tex.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

IT is no longer necessary to take blue pills
to rouse the liver to action. Carters Little
LiverPills are much better Don t forget this.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

AFFAIR lady becomes still fairer by using
Glenn Sulphur Soap.
HIPS Hair and Whlsker DYE, 50 cents.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

Nervousness and
Nervous Prostitution,
Nervous Headache and
Sick Headache,
Female Weakness,
All Diseases of Women,
Nervous Chills,
Paralysis,
Nervous Paroxysms and
Nervous Choking
hot Flashes.
Palpitation of the Heart,
Mental Dependency,
Sleeplessness,
st. Vitus's Dance,
Nervousness of Females,
Nervousness of Old Age,
Neuralgia,
Pains in the Heart,
Pains in the Back.
Failing Health.
All these and many other CT
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

A POPULAR fallacy-that the easiest things
to do are to tell the truth and to edit pa
per-Light
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

THERE is nobody or nothing In this world
that is SO often crossed in love as the front
door carbohydrates Leader.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

A PHoToGRAPHERs negative and pretty
girls affirmative are both developed in q
dark room.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

SAID the penknife TO the pencil: "Since
you're so sharp, think I'd better shut up"
-Binghamton Republican.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

liz IL aliNSs oiAu ySl IL was
a man who discovered the one
remedy for their peculiar all
ments.
The man was DR.. Pierce.
The discovery was his "Fa-
vorite Prescription the boon
to delicate women.
Why go round "with one
foot in the grave" suffering in
silence-misunderstood-whe
there's a remedy at hand that
isn't an experiment, but which
is sold under the guarantee
that if you are disappointed
in any way in it, you can get
your money back by applying
to its makers.
We can hardly imagine a
woman's not trying it. Pos
sibly it may be true of one
or two-but we doubt it.
Women are ripe for it.
They must have it. Think
of a prescription and nine out
of ten waiting for it. Garry
the news to theml
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

MAN on Pullman may sell his berth
right for more than mess OF pottage-in
case of crowd. Washington Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
NERVOUS DISEASES.

As cure every of Nervous Diseases remedy has been able
compare the Nrvne Tonic which sv pleasant and harmless in
all upon the youngest child the oldest and most delicate n
ua Nntenh all the ailments which the human family heir
dependent exhaustion and impaired digestion When there
supply of food in the BLOOD general state of debility OF
the BRAIN spinal and is the result Starved like
starved become strong when the right kind flood supplied and
system supply all the power by which the vital forces tho
body carried it the first to suffer for want of perfect nutrition
Ordinary sufficient quantity the Kind of nument
necessary repair the present mode living and labor imposes
upon the For this becomes food be
supplied This production of American Continent has been
by contain the essential elements out of which tissue
formed This for its power all forms of
arrangements
Solomon member the
Greats
hapdg
would introduced
j. I
EXT Co.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

THE receiver Is as bad as the thief, but
neither of them feel as bad as tho loser
Denver Road.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

WISE as an owl-the lawyog with his ITO
witn-Puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

IT seems quite natural that the threads of
conversation should sometimes produce .
long yarn.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

HAII-sToNEs intended fer publication are
usually as big as hens eggs-South Side
Observer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

THE man who lives a dual life will kill
himself sooner or later.-Elmira Gazette.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
Gu r Z: S

Broken Constitution,
Debility of Old Age,
Indigestion and Dyspepsia,
Heartburn and Sour Stomach,
Weight and Tenderness i'll Stomach,
Loss of Appetite,
Frightful Dreams,
Dizziness and Ringing in the Ears,
Weakness of Extremities and
Painting,
Impure and Impoverished Blood,
Boils and Carbuncles,
Scrofula,
Scrofulous Swelling and Ulcers,
Consumption of the Lungs,
Catarrh Of the Lungs,
Bronchitis and Chronic Cough,
Liver Complaint,
Chronic Diarrhea,
Delicate and Scrofulous Children,
Summer Complaint of Infants.
cured by this wonderful Nervine Tonic.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

The first week that man has telephone
In his office be Is apt TO have the yeller
fever badly.-Boston Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

GOLD Is protection in many cases, particu-
larly In the case of awatch.-Texas Siftings.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

CRAwFoRpsvTrLE, IND, May 10, 1886.
NY daughter, twelve years old, had been af-
ficted for several months with Chorea or st.
Vitus's Dance. She was reduced to- a skeleton,
could not walk, could not talk, could not swal-
low anything but milk. l had to handle her
like an infant. Doctor and neighbors gave her
up. commenced giving her the South Ameri-
can Nervine Tonic; the effects were very sur
prising. In three days she was rid of the ner-
yousness, and rapidly improved. Four bottles
cured her completely. l think the South
American Nervine the grandest remedy ever
discovered, and would recommend it to every
one. MRS. w. ,. fNsMlNGkh.
Ste,s Of Indiana, lee.
Montgomery County,
Subscribed aud sworn TO before me this May
-, 1857. CHAs. NJ. TRAVIS Notary Public,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
ONE ENJOYS

ONR ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figsis taken; it ispleasant
and refreshingto the taste, and acts
gentlyyetpromptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities COM
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FlG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Ky. NEW YORK. N.Y.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
INDIGESTION AND DYSPEPSIA.
The Great South American Neryna Tonic

Inc UPeaJ OouIn american NePVlno lonlc
Which offer the only absolutely unfng remedy do
cred of Indigestion Dyspepsia and the train of symptoms
and result of disease and debility of the
ac No person afford pass by of ncacuabe value who
affected of the Stomach the experience and testimony of
thousands that this the and great the
world for universal destroyer There unmagnant disease
stomach which the wonderful curative of the South
American Nerv.ne Tonic
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

Harriet f. Hall, of Waynetown, Ind, says:
81 owe my life TO The Great South American
Nervlne. l had been in ed for five months
from the effects of an exhausted stomach
Indigestion, nervous prOstration and gen.
eral shattered condition of my whole sys-
tenn Had given up all hopes of getting well.
Had tried three doctors with no relief The
first bottle of the Nervine Tonic improved
me go much that was able to walk about
and few bottles cured me entirely. / be-
levc it is the best medicine in the world.
can not recommend it too highly.
Mrs. NJ. Russell, Sugar Creek Valley, Ind,
writes: 81 have used several bottles Of The
South American Nervine Tonic, and will say
/ consider it the best med cine in the world
l believe It saved the lives of two of nv
children. They were down and nothing an
peared to do them any good until procured
this remedy. 1t was very surprising how
rapidly they both improved on its use. 1
recommend the medicine to all my neigh.
bors.n
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
DRlCkLy Ash
\ BIT 7 TIERS

One Of The most important organs Of The
human body is the LIVER. When itfailsto
properly perform its functions The entire
sysiem becomes deranged. The BRAIN,
KIDNEYS, STOMACH, BOWELS, all refuse
10 perform their work. DYSPEPSIA, con-
STIpATlOn, RHEUMATISM, KIDNEY DIS.
EASE, etc., are the results, unless some.
thing is done to assist Nature In throwing
of the impurities caused by The lnaction
Of a TORPID LIVER. This assistance so
nacessary will BIO found In
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
A SWORN CURE FOR ST. vIrus's DANCE OR CHoREA.

CRAwFoRDsvILLE, IND, June %, 1857.
My daughter, eleven years old, was severely
afflicted with st. Vituss Dance or Chorea. We
gave her three and one-hah bottles of South
American Nervine and she is completely re-
stored. l believe it will cure every case of s..
vituss Dance. have kept it in my family for
| two years, and am sure it is the greatest REM
edy in the world for Indigestion and Dyspep-
STA, all forms of Nervous Disorders and Failing
| Health from whatever cause.
JOHN T. MIsu.
| State Of Indiana, L.,
Montgomery County, SSs'
Subscribed and sworn 70 before me this Juno
o, 1857. cHAs' Y, WRlanT,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18

Women are not slow to
comprehend. They're quick.
They're alive, and yet it was
a man who discovered the one
remedy for their peculiar all
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-09-18
THE GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN
tonic,
AN D
Cure

This wonderful Nerne Tonic has only recently been introduced into
this country by the Great South American Medicine Company and yet its
great value agent long been by nha
ants Of South America who rely almost wholly its medicinal
This pav AND yauh South American Tc m and
qualities hitherto unknown the medical profession This medicine has
completely solved the problem of the of Indigestion Dyspepsia Liver
Complaint and diseases the general Nervous System also all
forms of failing health from whatever performs this by the Great
Nervn qualities which possesses and by great curative powers
upon organs the stomach the the bowels Noremedy
compares with this wonderfully valuable Nerne Tonic builder and
the life forces of the human body and great of
broken constitution also of real permanent value in the
diseases the Lungs than consumption
ed this 1t marvellous for
of ages Ladies who approaching the critical period known
as change l should fail this great Nervne Tonic almost
constantly for the space of three years 1t will carry them safely
danger This great strengthened and curative is of nemao
the aged and nfm, because its great nergng properties willy
give them new life will add fifteen the lives OF
many of will half dozen bottles of the remedy each year
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-10-12
In the Race.

For superiority of quality, style, fit, and finish
our $40 sack and frock suits come out way
ahead. Eiseman Bros, 7th and e.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-10-12
UNIVERSITY Law SCHOOL.

FACULTY:
HON. ARTHUR MACARTHUR, LII. D..
Late Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of
the District of Columbia,
HON. sAMUEE Rfef1ash1 F. MILLER, LID,
Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the
Professor of Constitutional Law.
HON, N WILLIAM TdmLaa La B. WEBB ~ B, ~
d!faiSh 5ASdhs sf soH66fEk thf P6deEf fSsEts' hsq
Lecturer on the Law Of Bailments and of Do
mestc Relations.
HON. H. o. CLAUGHTON, LII. D..
prudence, Constitutional and Criminal
EUGENE ZEN Emu cHkGs1. ca fbs oi fGr'S' EI' D.,
Professor of the Law of Real and Personal
Property, CONTRACTS, Negotiable Instru-
HON. Samuel dt5i L. F. PHfLL1Ps, ffiiHnIi
Late Solicitor General Of the United States,
Lecturer on the Law of Partnership and Corpo-
HON. JOHN ES'}HDs; GooDE, LID,
HON. kecSHEs5 #EsTEh Fl hWIInoHsTBY. gyimip6l 6sTi
fSE JAcKsoN 50 SnH H. A RALsToN eeS, fLroPsr'S LT
Lecturer on Practice, and Judge of the Moot
WALTER F. ROGERS. LIN,
EUGENE D. CARUSI. LIB,
Secretary and Treasurer
The hetwenty-second annual session of this School
will open in the Law School Building, No. 1006
at O'Clock P. NJ, when an introductory lecture
will be delivered and the announcements for the
school year will be made.
The library and reading-room will be open to,
students fe az n6y daily lePcePt Sunday from O'Clock A.
Catalogues containing full information. can
be obtained at Morrison's Book Store, 1884 F
street northwest; Lowdermilk & Co.'s, 1424 F.
street northwest, or at the OFFICE OF THE SEC
TENTH AND ESTREETS NORTH W EST, where
students can enroll oc5.2tl2
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-10-12
The Golden Gate Tours of the Penn
sylyania Railroad.

Preparations for the inaugural series of per-
sonally-conducted tours to the Pacific Coast,
under the auspices OF the Pennsylvania Rail-
road, are progressing, and a detailed outline of
their scope, routes, rates, and conditions will
be published at an early day. In the mean time
sufficient headway has been made to indicate
that the tours will surpass any similar pleasure
trips heretofore enjoyed by the people of the
Eastern States. The special trains of Pullman
vestibule, sleeping, and dining cars will exem-
plify the latest and best work Of the Pullman
shops. They will run through to California on
quick time, delivering their passengers at de-
sirable points in the Golden State and picking
them up at the appointed rendezvous for the
return trip. Tourist agents and chaperones Of
wide experience will conduct the party and
minister to their comfort in every possible way.
Peculiarly favorable concessions will be granted
them by the railroads of the Pacific Slope, so
that their movements may be productive OF the
fullest pleasure at the lowest cost.
These tours are the most ambitious attempts
yet projected by the Pennsylvania personally
escorted system to provide pleasure tours Of
the highest grade, and the travelling public
may depend upon securing in them the most
perfect service.
The first tour will leave the East late in January.
1t will be limited to one hundred persons, and
those who anticipate an early spring outing to
the shores of the Pacific should place them
selves In correspondence at once with Mr.. j. r.
Wood, general passenger agent Of the Penn
sylVania Railroad, Philadelphia.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-10-12
Georgetown University School of Law

FACULTY.:
REV. j. HAVENS RICHARDS, S. j.,
President of the University.
CHARLES w. HOFFMAN, LII. D.,
Dean of the Faculty.
HON. WILLIAM a. RICHARDSON, IL d.,
Chief Justice U. S. Court of ClaimsJ
Lecturer on Statutory and Administrative Law
and Legal MaXims.
MARTIN II. MORRIS, LII. D.,
Lecturer on Constitutional and International
Law, Admiralty and Comparative
Jurisprudence
HON. JEREMIAH NJ. WILSON, IL D.,
Lecturer on the Law of Real Estate and the Law
of Evidence.
HON. ANDREW G. BRADLEY,
(Justice Supreme Court, District of Columbia,).
Lecturer on Common Law, Pleading
and Equity Jurisprudence.
JOSEPH j. DARLINGTON. LII. D.,
Lecturer on the Law of Personal Property, Con-
tracts. and Negotiable Paper.
GEORGE Il. HAMILTON, LII. D.,
Lecturer on the Law of Partnership, Corpora
tions, Practice, and Testamentary Law.
X. ROSS PERRY, A. M,
Lecturer on Criminal Law. Domestic Relations,
and Torts.