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Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

Among the amusing pranks played
ON his colleagues by Peter Finuerty,
the old-iimc Parliamentary reporter
remains one Of the best "a record and
though often told dcscryes to be told
again. The special victim in this ease
was a reporter named Morgan OSul-
livaD, who, being too dr0wSy during
4 dull debate TO keep his eyes open,
asked Finnerty 10 supply him with
any important speeches made during
bis nap. and then went 10 sleep
When he awOkc Finncrty graycly in
formed him that during his nap there
had been an important speech de-
ivered by Mr. WilbcriOrce on the
virtue, of the Irish potato. Morgan.
never pausing 10 thinl, that the subject
had q suggestion 0f the ludicrOus,
would not be paciled until tho speech
had been dictated 10 him by Finncfy.
The speech. entirely Finncrtys con
coction made Wilbcrforcc say Had
II been my lot 10 be born and reared
i'm Ireland where my food would have
consisted mostly Of the pOtatO-tho
most nutritious and salubriouS root
instead Of being the poor. iniirIn,
stuntcd creature you, sir, and honor
able gentlemen. now behold me. /
should have been a tall. stOnt athletic
man. and able 20 carry an enormous
weight. 7 hold that root TO be in
valuable. and the man who first culti-
waited IL in Ireland a a public bcne-
factor Of the first magnitude 20 his
country" Morgan took all this in.
and 50 delighted was he with the
speech that he gave it 10 his col
leagues. with the result that next
morning every paper OF note Except
FinneFty's paper. the Chronicle,) had
this amazing report Of Wilbcriorce :
great speech on the potato.-Aew York
Tribune.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
aliralnia fret gress.
TERMS:

-s-rur FrEe PREss is published weekly go
rr8 DHu-s nad Flfg Cents Pee diutHll.
.o-Oss DsHgr aid Tlceaiy-fire Ceif' for -
Months
rs-The terms of advertising are. fora 4u1fe
ione-incll OF less Otc Doiifr nat flig tets
for three insertions-largcr one, in lhe same
pronorrion Each continuance ffy le"i
S-No advertisement to be considered oy
rl,. ,,,,,tl, or wear unless specified ON the man
uscript. orprcviou-iy agreed between the par
ties
rS-An advertisement not marked ON the
copy for specified number of insertions VIII
be continued until ordered out, and payment
will be cvactcd accordingly.
re- -REGrLAE ApvEETIsEMENrs.-I aNoio
any misunderstanding on the part of the an
nual advertisers 10 IS proper Co state d,st'rty
that their privilege only extends 90 their mn
mediate business Real Estate. Legal or other
advertisements sent by them 90 be am addition
al charge and no variation.
r8-Obituarv notices of more than five lines
viii be charged for.
JOB WORK.-P0sters, Sale Bills, Circulars
Cards, etc, executed promptly. neatly and "'
ftir prices.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
REAMER'S
HOWARD HOUSE
Howard and Baltimore Streets,
Baltimore, Nd.

I TAKE this method of informing my friends
| and the public generally that have leased
the above well-knOwn hotel for q term of years,
and have thoroughly renovated and refurnish-
ed the same I hope by polite and strict at
tention % business TO merit q liberal share OF
pubiS patronage.
Terms-Sl50 and $500 per day.
JAMES REAMER,
Aug. 5. 1859. Proprietor.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
Cnndcnsed AInk.

Condensed milk is made as follows:
The milk. - soon Is drawn. IS taken
by the farmers 10 the dairies, which are
established IN each village or group oi
villages. Tho dairies are run by
syndicatc with which the manulactur-
ors deal and establish the fixed prices.
Here the milk j. cooled. On reaching
the factory Che milk is warmed for
the first time in a wafer bath aud
second time in copper vessels. whore
the temperature rcachc, eighty de-
grccs ccntiga3c Il is then sweet
cned by adding the best quality OF
sugar in thc proportion 0i .hiltccn Co
one hundred IN WEIGHT. the sugar being
forced into vacuum pans by means OF
pump. Thosc vacuum pans arc for
condousine ha milk. and arc similar 10
those fCr c.nicnsing the beet root.
having "a double bottom and spiral
pans. I'm which the steam circulates.
The water contained iu the milk is re-
moved In the form OF yap0r by means
OF a ici. which is connected with tho
top OF the vacuum pan, and which is
operated by means of pneumatic
pump When the milk has been SUI
liciently condensed, it is removed from
the vacuum raus and cooled in YES
sells placed In reservoirs OF running
cold water. u is only necessary to
pack the milk into tin boxes cylindn-
cal In shape and hermctcally sealed.
;he box and contents weighing one
English pound. and being in condition
for shipment to any part Of the world.
IN the preparation Of the condensed
milk il may be observed that the milk.
rs taken directly from the COW. has on
tlle ono hand simply been deprived of
the water it contained while on the
other hand the only addition consisted
Of pure sugar, which IS designed to
preserve the milk better. Il contains
an the elements of the fresh milk,
which has practically undergone no
modification the boiling of the milk
under slight pressure having never
passed eighty degrees centigradc. It
can be affirmed therefore that the
condensed milk posses cs AL the nH-
tIitivc qualities Of fresh milk-La
Natmc.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

Rev. DIR. Hermann Adler, recently
chosen chief rabbi in London. traces
his descent from Aaron, and his an
cestors have immemorially claimed and
bcen allowed certain privileges in the
synagoguc which are only allowed to
de.cendents from the frat high priest
Of israel.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
MOODY Il GsANEY hymns. ., 8, and i.

NJ OOD1 IS SAMMY hymns, -, s, aud J.
SCHOOL SUPPLIES. I have just received
- "a stock OF school Supplies Lead Pencils,
Slate Pencils, Pens and Pen Holders COmpo-
>iriou Books
DTCTURE Frames perfectly lovely Cores
/ u1nfence Cards" Daisies Playing Cards
from. 2J cts To- 7Jcts.; Mourning Paper and En-
vc.ope,
VACUUM OIL for Harness Carbolic Acid,
' 2lc-s per bottle; Insect Powders, 80 cts.
h.-tle very best, Hog Powders, 5o cts Io-
Sold bv GEO. T. LIGHT.
Oet.I5. l>S4 Druggist
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
Farmers.

LIVERY farmer should have can of our
II Brown or Red Paint To lis putUp in and
one gallon cans. already to put on. The very
thing fo- painting gates, pumps, roofs and all
sorts of agricultural implements.
AISQUITH & co.
Apr ii. So
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

Victoria Is the Oldest m0DaTch Of
any great country in the world in age,
as well as in service. She Is seventy
one years Old. and has been on the
throne llty-thfce years.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

OFFERS to the people of jefferson County,
" Insurance in a safe Company at the actual
cost of insurance, which is much cheaper than
the rates usually charged and keeps the money
at home Good risks from responsible parties
are invited.
Executive Committee meets every Friday.
DrREcroRs-Jos. Trapnell, Henry B. Dayen-
port, j. Garland Hurst, John w. Rider, W. II.
+. Lewis, r. Preston Chew, VIM. l.. Wilson,
Eugene Baker, 5. w. Washington II. l.. Snyder
Charles r. Wilson, Jehn II. little, Jacob ,.
Melvin. r.. @. w. Herr. isaac II. Strider.
col. r. p CHEW, President.
II. B. DAVENPORT,........... ......... Treasurer.
Executive CoNnrrEE-J G. Hurst, VIM.
Il. r. Lewis, Eugene Baker, Isaac IL. Strider,
r. p. Chew, 5. W. Washington.
Loc,L AerNrs- rs-Nliddleway-J. g. Shirley;
Harpcrs Ferry-Chas Z. Trail; Shepherds
town. S. Fleming; Dufields-C. L.Barnhart;
Charlestown-W Washington & Alexander.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
VIRGINIA. "WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER i9. 1890.

other nisad. carrying IN his arms.
wrapped ~ q white cloth. all tha'
was left o. little Aluhamnad Dln.-
RndNnll NiMling.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
Garter House Reapened.
GEORGE ;. WATSON, Proprietor.

THE CARTER HOUSE has recently under
/ gone a thorough enOyatOn-newlyp paint
ed. papered and furnished and on Monday,
Nav l9,h. was reopened for the accommoda-
ton of the public. Transient or Permanent
Guests are assured that the best provision will
be made for their comfort in every p-rucular;
The House shall be model OF neatness and
cleanliness. and the table will be abundantly
and richly supplied. Attentive and courteous
servants, only, will be retained, and the pro-
prietor will not only give general supervision,
but close attention to details so that the guests
of the House shall have no room for complaint,
but have complete satisfaction guaranteed
them.
May n. 1880.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

fler Opinion oI Tie Matteh
Oh. whats in name" he
quoted airily
Nothing" was her evidently con
WINGED reply: 4" in fact it's a matter OF
so little concern to me that wouldn't
hesitate TO change mine to-morrov..
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
FOR THE TOWN CUSTOM

an orders win hc lelived athome of customer
Mr. H. IT, Eddy an experienced miller, Is in-
terested with Us in the Milling Business, and
win give prompt attention 90 all orders.
CHABLESTOWN WATER G MFG. co.
Au- II f~~l
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
To the Public.

HAVING purchased Che FLOUR and GRIST
IL MILL 900 Charlest0wn known as the
Locke Nill. aGd put 10 i'm thorough repair for
the manufacture of the very best quality of
Burr. or old process Hour. we respectfully
solicit public patronage. There Will always be
ON hand d supply of Flour, Corn Meal, Mill
Feed, Ground Corn, Cob, Etc, for sale OF eX-
chance
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
Surveying and Conveyancing

] WILL survey anywhere, promptly and at
short notice-aceuracy guaranteed. opeclsl
attention paid in connection Herewith to D kAW
ING DEEDS orany yotherinstruments OF Writing
p. O.-Charlestown, jefferson Co, W. Va:
Dec. s. 1877. ). HOWELL BROWN.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

Needing ;cuia q. f'f s.u ua' SAINT hiiiding
go. sflIII.fI f1af-
BUOyy1 = = tgsg-s BI5~EEiss.
Itfs uieaearr 10 take. fllres Malaria. lndi.'f2-
lion. arc BnlOIsnsss All rs-iers Eecph
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
Professional Cards.
DRLD. STARRY,

Cirrlesiora, jefferson County, Vest IEgiiio,
Having resumed the practice of Medicine, of
fers his Professional services 90 the public.
Oiice next door 90 residence, near corner 0t
Geor-e and Main streets.
January 3D. 1876.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

Has located in Char,estowu for the practice OF
Dis profession lssupp.ied with ail the modern
appliances and prepared to serve the public IN
o. satisfactory manner.
OIce in building of Air. III. %. Talbot, near
'y opposite First National Bank.
June "a lSSf
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
BGy5el. shop.

rTHE 0om i0 the rear of Watson House, in
1 thcaucv. has been r5dttej and handsomely
furnished With improved Chairs &c, and viii
De conducted by samuel Brown. Customers
are assured of cleanliness In all the appoint-
ments. and comfortable prompt and courteous
attention. SAMUEL BROWN,
Clothes Renovated
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

Sold by Druggists. or sent postpaid on receipt
OF price. DR. HUMPHREYS MASUAL- lii pages)
richly bound IN cloth and gold, mailed free
Humphreys 'MedicineCO. 100 Fulton 81. y Y.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

Geronimo. the retired Apache war
rior. was reported TO be teaching 4
sunday school class a year or two ago.
Now an Alabama dispatch describes
>. baptism of his Squaw and pap
poosc after the Catholic ritual. Ger
nuim1 was dressed becomingly for the
o-rasion and paiuted in highest colors.
Flc watched attcntiycly every move
moit ~ the priest. and seemed fully
-0 arrfcciate every word that was
uttc.cd knceiing dining the cere-
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

Esastus Wiman. worth > 600, 600,
began wori, ON a farm at 80 cents a
week.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19

the largest and most popular Fire Insurance
Co. in America.
Hartford Life and Annuity of Hartford.
Equitable Life Assurance Society of US.
.Etna Life Insurance Co., Of Hartford.
Phoenix, of Hartford
Continental, of New York.
Peabody, Of Wheeling.
German, Of Wheeling
Jefferson, of Wheeling
Liverpool and London and Globe, Of England,
the largest foreign Company doing business in
America.
AGENTS:
J. S. FLEMING, Shepherdstown
c. L. BARNHART, DUtfields;
JAS. w. LEAGUE, Middleway.
CHAS. II. TRAIL Harper's Ferry.
A sworn statement Of the conditions of all
Foreign Insurance Companies represented IN
this Agency will be found at the Clerks once,
in compliance with State laws. All losses
promptly adjusted and paid at our office.
Respectfully, ,,
February u, 1888 Agents
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1890-11-19
CAUSED gY MICROBES,
EADAM'S MlCROBE KILLER

Exterminates the Microbes and drives them
out of the system and when that is done you
cannot have an ache pain. Nomatter what
the disease whether simple case of Malaria
Fever or q combination of diseases, we cure
them all at the same time rs we treat all dis
eases constitutiOnally.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21
A Reply from moline.

Chss. 2. Hemeuwsy. Of Moline, writes
the Chicago Tribune in correcting some
Of the sensational statements relsiIve to
the death of Godfrey Dickens in Moline.
He gives the facts as follows;
During the summer and fall Of 1855
DR.. A. W. Jameson, Q resident Of South
Moline. graduate Of Edipburg college,
and . writer Of considerable ability, Wis
tied Canada 10 look after some invest
ments be had there. and while there be,
came acquainted with Mr. Dickens. He
told me on his return Of his meeting him
and that Mr.. Dickens had promised TO
visit him the coming summer, which be
did. arriving here about June /. 1855.
Saturday. June II, 1880. DR.. jamie
son and Mr. Dickens were invited to take
dinner with Mr.. Sam Kennedy. editor 1t
that time Of the Daily RspUtliean. and
before dinner the THREE gentlemen took =
stroll on the hills adjacent TO Mr.. Ken
Dedy's residence. On their return 20 the
house dinner wss waiting. and Cd sitting
down 10 the table Mr. Dickens. who was
quite warm, took . drink Of ice wafer.
which produced psrslvsis of the heart
BE sank back in bis chair and was 81
once removed 10 lounge in an adj7in-
rom. where DR.. Jsmieeon and Mr. Keu>
bedys family did what human hards
could do 10 relieve him. but in spite of
their efforts be died 10 few minutes.
His body was properly cared for. snd
be wss buried from the house 10 which
be died His body now lies in one Of
the most besutiful. IS well one OF the
best attended cemeteries ia the state.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21
CHANCERY NOTICE.
STATR OF uIIN1,IS

STATE OF ILLINOIS, l..
ROCK ISLAND COUNT.
In the Circuit Court OF said county TO The Jsuusry
Term, lsS0
Catherine Moore Samuel " raneo,, NJ y
Richards, Hans Lase, N. ". Woodford. I. !
be0stston, Burton Malcolm, Jsmes r Mont
souery. Msrths Thomas, Rosilie Coryn--
Desire coryn AID Mary J. Macbeth.
W. B. Burdeld, Reuben Wells, The Unknoxr
heirs-st-law Of Joel Wells, deceased. Denni,
warren, Millism A Sourss, Laura A Nour.e
Sane NJ Westherheac, Eliza BSbcock Euuire
l. MI. Louisa j. Brysut and Antoneiie Henri
In Chkncery
Bur1eid, Reuben Wells and Louisa J. BRYANT ana
mat the heirs st law Of Joel Wells deceased sre
unknown and made parties As the unknown htirs
~ law OF Joel Wells, deceased, having been elsi
Island county, state Of Illinois notice Is Therefore
hereby given TO the said nonresident defepd ants
snd Unknown heirs Of Joel Wells tecessei
thAt the eo1plsnAnis fled their bill Of comp snr
IN SAID court the ehaneery side thereof on the
18th day OF November, 1850, and ths; thersupon
summons issued out OF sad court. wherein said
euif 10 row pending, returnabie on the first Non
day 10 the month Of January next as Ia by law
required
Vow, unless you. the sxid nou resident seten-
csnts above named. and the unknown h. ire Al law
OF Joel Wells, deceased. shall personally be and
appear before said circuit court on the erst dsy
OF the next ~ term thereof 10 be holden at Rock
isano N and for said oourts, on the trsf Mon.
day in May next, and plead, answer or de-
mur 10 the said ennplainsnt'e bill OF complain,
and the same and the masters and things here
n charged and stated win be taken a. cor.
fessed. snd decree entered against yo1 accord
inc 70 the prayer Of said oil
hoek lslsnd, III, December, s. lisa
GEO. W. GAMBLE
Clerk Of Circ1if Cozrt
x. NcoEx AND OUTER &svKKSKr. sol,eiicrs
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21
Fs. nj the Theatre.

Tonight the funniest comedy on The
road. I'VE. Us & Co, is to be presented
~ Harpers theatre Those who wish TO
enjoy 3 good laugh viii have abundant
opportunity by going. Here is some
thing from the Lynchburs Yfreiaiaa;
This yide-splitting farce comedy kept
the audience 81 the opera house last
night roaring for nesrIy three hours
without cessation II 10 very. very fun
oy. and the characters and situations the
most corlical and ludicrous that hsve
been seen on the Lynchbu-g stage for
years Mr.. Ed Corissie rs DIR. Mulo
Medicus." takes he cake for drollery and
Mr.. Walter Jones as "Koox Duulsp. "the
Dude, is not one whit behind him 40 q
mirth provoker. TIE dancing OF Miss
Collins was 9 wonderful exhibition of
skill and grace. and was repeatedly en-
cored
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21
LvCAL NOTICES.

The Crown dining ball, No. l70S Sec
ond avenue, Il now ready To furnish you
the best meal in the city for Is cents.
$50, 900 to loan on real estate security,
in sums of $500 and upward. at loves,
current rates of interest. without COM
mission. E. w. Hurst, Attorney q,
law, Rock Island.
Modern Houses Fer Sale
On monthly insiallments by Guyer &
Sweeney.
Bsrth q Bsheoei, Dentists.
No, i724 Second avenue. Special st,eu.
ton paid to saving the natural teeth and
inserting teeth without plates.
errsty on Bonds
Those who are required TO give bonds
IN positions OF trust and who desire to
avoid asking friends to become theil
sureties, or who may wish TO relieve
friends from further obligations as bonds
man, should apply to the agent of the
American Surety Co, of New York.
Ed. LIEBERKNECHT,
General Insurance Agent.
Rock Island, III.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21

The first coal shipped into this market
from Mercer county wss from the mines
Ct r. B. Ellis in the fall of 1876, snd
hence given the name it still bears. II is
well known &c be the best sold in the
market. and other merchants have sdnp-
ted the same name and Offering an in
ferior article for the genuine Don't be
deceived, bot buy the genuine celebrated
Mercer county coal of r. FL. Ellis. on
Second avenue. opposite 81. Joseph's
church. TIE Office hiss NOT been removed.
but is there still. aud Is the only place 10
the market selling the old and genuine
article. Telephone 1886.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21

A preacher at Cortland. Y. Y, has q
wsy of raising money which beats the
best returns Of the contribuiiun box. He
bought S25 worth of uickels and distrib-
uted them among his congregation. No
person could take more than one, and il
wss 10 be invested in any way the posses
sor might please. The restli was sur
prising One little girl pu; her nickel
into eggs and cleared 50 on the invest
ment. A lady who first invested in Gu
cunbers. BY successfully emoarking her
accumulated capital in potsto'=s. soap and
bresd. came out with 9 neat profit of
50 02. -Four young ladies formed q
pool, and With joint capital Of 90 cents
went into photographs OF he pssior.
which they sold 81 9 profit Of SlsS5
Many other members of the church in
vested their uickels in various ways with
like success. and the neat sun of S375 SO
was realized from this ingenious idea
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21
Take Care. There !. Danger

In allowing inactivity of the the kidneys
TO grow through neglect. The deadly
shoals of BIight's disease and diabetes
will wreck the goodly bark of health IL i,
is allowed TO drift rudderiess upon them
The bladder, too. if inactive, aud Judi
cious medication does not speedily direc,
the helm toward the port of safety, wi
be whelmed by the auicksand of disease.
In selecting diuretic, let your choice
fsli upon Hostetier's Stomach Bitters
which stimulates the renal organs with
out irritating and exciting them. two
effects TO be spprehended from the un>
medicsted stimuli largely resorted to.
These hsve tendency 10 react preludi-
cially. The Bitters iEvigorste the kid
news and bladder, in common with the
nerves and the digestive organs. and so
sford lasting aid, II also affords dual
assistance in preventing and curing In.
termittent and remittent fever. Bill.
iousuess. constipation and rheumatism Il
also subjugaies.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21
Hoods SarsapariIla
100 Doses One ooIia
SPECIAL TAXATION NOTICE.

Notice Is hereby given 20 al persons inter ed
TIA, he city council OF the city o. Rock Island
having ordered fnaf Second svenpe from the west
line Of the intersection Of Fourteenth street 70
the vest lie Of the intersection Of Ninth street
all eetnE 10 the corporate limits OF he said city Of
Eock Island. Be e1rbe with eurostones, exc5vs
ted and graded. improved and paved
Sad ordnance for Sad improvement IL on rle In
the oc Of the city ee-k Of said city and said CITY
hss sppfed 20 the county court OF Rock Island
county, Ilinois. for assessment and levy Of the
costs Of said Improvement uron and from the lots
aud parts Of lots and trsc;s Of land contguous to
the Inc OF said improvement in said ordinance
orcereo 70 be constructed. IN proportion to TIE
frontage Of such lots parts Of lots and tracts OF
land upon the I'm oroyemsut 80 ordered TO be con-
structe6 a. Aforesaid; and AZ ace snerf thereof
faring heen made and rrrurnxd 70 said court, the
fnsl hearing thereon viii b had a. the March
tern Of sasd corrl ooumerctnK or the tenth day
Of March A. 1870 Al persons desiring may
fhsp and there appear and make their defense
Dstet u Rock leland Illinois. this eighteenth
day OF February a. ID, 1870.
JOHN Oh WELLER.
h J. LOWREY,
c. II. RITTER,
fasf.rr
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21

What is cold IN the hesds Medical
authorities say il is due 70 uneven cloth
ing Of the body. rapid coo,iDs when 10
Precipitation. etc The important poi1'
is. that q cold In the head is al infam.
nation Of the lining membrane OF the
nose. which. when unchecked. 8 certain
70 produce q catarrhal condition-fo,
ostarrh Is essentially q cold. whi';h nature
is no longer able TO resolve or throw Of
Ely's Cream Balm hes proved iis super
ioritv, and sufferers should resort TO /,
before thst common silment becomes
seated and ends In Obstipste estarh.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21

She-Every time lie down. have such
3 pain in my side.
He-You only have this pain when you
lie down
She-That Is all.
He-Well, that is easily cured.
She-I wish you'd tell me hos.
Hs-Dou't he down Sit uo.-Phila-
delphia Inquirer
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-21
He Preferred 20 Paw.

One day boy got sum to do. His
master was very strict, and would not
pass anything unless it was perfect
When done with the sum th.s bow took
it out 10 his master, and foul ID it to Be
z-d. wrong. Go back 70 your seat and
do it correctly" cried the enrs ged mas
ter. Please. SIR" said the boy, handing
him 25d-, Il would rather pay the differ
ence--Weekly Scotsman.