New-York tribune., 1890-01-12
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whff Of clear common-Sense from the Pacific.
"Thc san Francisco Call7 says: II is first duty
Of the Federal Government to keep nagable rvegs
in navigable condition.
Do you know. there's something abut that LITTLE
The rest Of the boys perfect Young ivages and
feel feel a, thouch ia IKE to smother the wolc lot But
Noi hes deaf mute. Boston TrnScript.
Patrick Mcclure. of Albany, has ben throwing
shovel full of live Goals the head oflichae Casey,
and has been held To await the acto Of the grand
jury. There is a way, Patrick, ~ hap.n; Goals oi
fire on fellow beings head neatly and ere lively
without the use Of such concrete coal, used upor
Michael. And it beats your way ever time.
smith That was very interesting eeture Of yours
III Rome or after vou returned homo
Npoutcr-oh, no. ! wrote 10 before went. Wanred
10 get u OF ms mind. you know. 50 hat when I sOo
abroad I'd have nothing to do but enby mysclf.-Oos
ton Transcript.
These be indeed the days Of biological unrest.
Listen to "The Christian at Work arguing against
teaching the ola Testament TO Sunda-School children:
Why place before the children dsh of old msks
when you can serve them with Scet new corni
Why send the children for their meals to solomon,
who king of haIcm, ard whoWas not temper
ate in hfc-whoso Proverbs can be Gcd to please the
wine drnkcr as well the abtanoI-aud all this with
the New Testament open before yal Let US have
done with this
She was proud lady, and ricl one, too. in.
dicated by the fact that She Owncda pew in one II
Chicago's most fashionable churches She wore lar-d
diamond earrings and costume most elaborate.
In fact She carried with her an atno,per of ulta
rcSpcctability. which almost oppressive, a. she
entered church last sunday. tlHc htc and Observes
from a distance that her pew was tlrcldy orcupied
ami by strangers. Walking down tie aisle with her
nose I'm the air aS If pointing the North star She
stopped at her pew and turning ausht.ly 10 the
nj FNl had fIl I'M fsf
inquired In tone of concentrated. but suppressed
contempt Who are these person, occupcwiug my
pie 'H And the minister wondered lat made the con.
grcgation laugh Chicago Tribune.
\ petty swindlc that has been frouentlv exposed
stll occasionally attempted on tle elevated roads
rs TINS lou shove a tendollar ID In through the
lttc hole and mulmur "Onc7 he ticket agent
gives You surly look and then proceeds 10 transact
the business before him as follows: First he gives
yon a ticket then a pile Of money On,istng Of nne
dimes and a nickel. and then siXten quarters. all
huddled together. This conIIScs yn. and yOu are
not sure whether You now have 81 95 or 81 o5
Then after short pause the agent sticks the ends
four bills out OF the hole and lcam back though
le had finished his business with YOU. You take
tins a. a hint TO 60. and You 20 accordingly. When
YOU get on the platform You count var change and
discover, Of course. that You on dollar short
You 70 back and say SO, when the aent mpudently
declares that he laid four quarters Town with the
bills and that you rushed OIL withor picking theuj
up. OF course. You know he lies bntyou can't prove
it. and 50 you arc put in false position by a WOULD
be thief.
Rlso Of The Mobile Car Drivers.-A reformed car,
driver who worked Tor the Strcet.Cm Company Of
Mobile, Ala, in the days when paIc. currency wai
all the 20, says that the COMPANY introduced tho
patent boxes, which for time needed of the boys
ciiccmay In their "knOcling down fares But tho
victory of canal over Labor short lived for the
drivers supplied themselves with hrte gtas,hoppers
which they tied 10y the wings viii a string and
showed down into the box, ana Whea Yr Grasshoppcr
grabbed on to dime they jerkcd Mm back ont ot
the box This was kept up iOr some time with
great success, until day the string broke and let
the bird IN the box, which gave the snap away,
-lGexas sNuasss ~