St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-29

Then, after this week, no more will be hearo
The funny mans nocturnal gest,
Nor pictures presented OF tenorS' III song,
BY angular soubrettes caressed.
No.more will the baritone grapple note,
With a kink i'll his voice all the while,
Nor prima donna wink at the gallery gods
With her features disguised in smile.
No longer will Amsden toot on his bazoo,
Nor DresSler kick up at the flies,
While bald-headed men down in the front
At the chorus girls blink with their eyes.
No longer will Jaxon, the great, post his
Nor Tetiy reach after high c,
For notes are not wanted by singers just
now;
Prof. O. V. Tousley failed to secure
the secretaryship of the worlds fair.
1t is 10 be regretted that Tousley was
not born when the world was created,so
that he could have been provided with
all eternal SNAP"
The dyspeptic caviller at everything
who works on the evening Tribune has
added another branch of work and an
other name to his field. In no other
way can the Boy Umpire effusion be &C
counted for.
Two gentlemen were noticed in the
city hall corridor yesterday engaged In
warm dispute. Investigation devel-
oped the fact that one of them had
called Aid. Sterling an antediluvian:
"Its not So" retorted the other. Il
saw Sterling once, and he's as young
as YOU are.n Just then the red Wills
kers from the Eighth ward appeared
around corner. The defender OF inc
councils vice president took one look
at the approaching figure and fled. call
ing back: II give up. You're right
old man. The hat settles it,"
Swearington is the name of book
maker who has come to the city for the
races at Minnehaha. His name lndl-
Gates what may be expected should the
horses go against him.
The residents along Harrison street.
in East Minneapolis, insist that the
name of that street must be changed.
They object to misnOmerS, and, should
the name not be changed to Central av-
enue, they will petition the council to
name it Blaine-AnneX avenue.
A man secured divorce in the dis
trict court yesterday because his wife
had given him cold eggs, which, it must
be confessed. seems rather a peculiar
reason. Now, if it had been be-
cause she gave HIM a cold shoulder
The local lumbermen's association
seems about to fall into pieces. The
organization seems to partake consider
ably of the character OF some OF the
material sold by the lumbermen.
The weather department says Of the
heat 1.-The cause for this abnormal
condition has been the uniform high
pressure in in the Gulf region, with an
almost stationary low pressure area In
the Northwest" That is comforting
1t is gratifying to the soul of man who
has been so depressed that he could
scarcely move to-be told that 1t Is all
due to high pressure.
This insufferably hot weather against
which the public has been kicking is
not without its advantages. 1t prevents
those Eastern fellows who have formed
collar trust from making anything out
of Minneapolis, by requiring the wear
ing of flannel.
And now comes the news that Mer-
ram has given up the fight for the Hen
nepin county delegation. He couldn't
Withstand the united efforts of William
Henry Eustis and the Western Gath of
the Times.
Aid. Smith is manifesting good deal
of concern over the South Minneapolis
market matter, and earnestly plugging
for the Benton project. He is laying
G
tereSted in real estate down that way.
Harlow Gale has been after market
site tor so long that he wants the ground
upon which two of the finest buildings
in the city stand. Wouldn't it be good
idea to move the whole city out to Eden
Prairie, and give Harlow show?
The Red Rock camp meeting, which
will close to-day, has been not only Red
Rock but red hot. Rock and Rye would
not be ''in it'' by comparison.
The English syndicate is SAID to have
lost the Orth brewery because the
money was not forthcoming. To para
phrase all old and homely maxim,
Stalk is cheap, but it takes money to
buy beer"
The man who buried those bank
books in Lakewood cemetery must have
been laboring under the deluSion that
he was going about in the correct way;
the laying up of treasures in heaven.
Golightly Morrill, says one thing is a
fact. Chief Bracket says it is not
Morrill, is minister of the gospel, and
of course tells the truth. The chief
bears an excellent reputation for truth
and veracity. The old-time style of set
nineteenth century, viz, tWo-ounee
gloves and twenty-four-foot ring,
might answer in this case.
"Set a watch, o, Lord, before nv
mouth; keep the door of my lips" reads
sign in the w. G. Il. u. coffee palace
And that hash joint isn't run on the
American plan, either.
Why doesn't the sidewalk inspector
visit Nicollet avenue occasionally? The
Italian fruit vendors who keep the flag
stones in front of their stands wet with
paint, calling attention to the fact that
lemonade is sold at five cents a glass,
should be informed that the ladies who
promenade the avenue wear expensive
dresses, which are not improved by COM
ing in contact with black varnish. Per-
p haps if the Inspector would leave his
untamed steed at some convenient
point, and walk along the street he
would discover that the ordinances are
being violated.
Frank Larabee, one of the leading
members of the horseback club, has be-
come so proficient that he intends Civ
Snp an pYhihitiOn Of fOnr-h 0rca ridinu
at Lake Calhoun at no distant date.
The membership tickets of the Twin
City Athletic club will be good for the
exhibition.
Secretary Hall, of the board of trade,
looked as if had lost his best friend when
he was informed that there would be nc
ball game yesterday. Where would he
go to exercise his voice, and where
would he find worthy substitute fol-
the umpire at which to kick?