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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
ID Consumpt lon lncurAble Z

Read the following: Mr.. C. Il. Nor
ris, Newark, Ark, says: "Was down
with Absccss of the Lungs, and friends
and physicians pronounced me an In.
durable Consumptive. Began using tr.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
an now on my third bottle, and able to
oversee the work on my farm. 1t is the
finest medicine ever made"
Jesse Midtllewart, Decatur, Ohio,
rays: "Had it not been for DR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption would
have died of Lung Troubles. Was given
up by doctors. Am now in best OF
health" Try It. Sample bottles free
1T Hewitt & Browns drugstore.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
The Best External Remedy.

S. J. Tidwell, Haleys, Marion
County, Alabama, writes;
"ALLcocKs PuRous PLAsrERs are
. most invaluable household remedy.
They do all that 10 claimed for tn. m.
/ sell many hundreds everv yea, aud
every day hear OF their curing coughs
and co'ds. diseases OF the spine. liver,
and sgue cake; in fact, there Is no
d'sea:e that can be reached by an ex.
SW"ea application that they do no.
cure.e
Bewsrs Of limitations, and do not
~ dscsived BY misreprese nta,ion.
Ask for ALLcocK 3. and let no solicit.
alton ~ explanation induce you to
accept . substitute.
ALlcocxs Coax and BuN1oN
en'slns saeet quick aad certain relief
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

of ceurse). He could walk . little, but could not
get w II he fell down, and could not move when
in bed, having no use Of his hands. Iimmediatsly
commanded With the CurfcURA E.NEDrss. using
st stfo ehesIing, which would dnsr n efbA ihQQS
and were taken out: then they would heat rapidly.
One Of these ug'y bone formations preserved.
Alter taking dozen and half bottles he was com.
pletely cured and ia now. at the age OF SIX years.
strong AID healthy child. MRS. nRIaGS.
MAy9. 1885. Sl2 =. Cl > st., Bloomington. Ill.
Ny grandson remains perfectly we'll No signs
Of scrofuls aad no sores. MRS. E. 8. BRIGGS,
FEB. Z, 1890. Bloomington, III.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

WANTHn-Agspts to cell pinless Clothes
~ 0Av IA Linz; 4he only Nne ever In
vented that holds the clothes without pins; pr.
agents. 70 whom the exclusive rjght 10 given; -
receipt o. 30 cents We will send : ssEple line b
mslI; also circulars: price list snd terms 70
TAe fIHLEse Cl0fHES Linz 90 II Rernos
Street.. 4seeee1es, 1gsso.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
CALL FOR
Democratic County Conventions.

Pursuant to call Of the Chairman the DEM
ocratic Central Committee Of Altui - County met
At the Courthouse in bailey. July 3Oth. 1890. when
the following business was transacted:
1t vas decided that two Conventions be held
composed Of 20 delegates each.
FIasr-A Convention to be held in Ketchum
MONDAY. AUGUST lsrz. 1880.
for the purpose Of electng delegates to the State
Convention to be held in Boise City August 26th.
1880; and also to nominate . legislative ticket
committing of one Senator and tive Representatives
The Primaries for this convention TO be held in
each precinct Tuesday, August 18th. 1890
SEcoND--A Convention to be held In HALEY
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER lsT. 1890,
at2P.M..
ct the Courthouse. for the purpose Of nominating
. County Ticket.
The Primaries for this convention. to be held u
each precinct Wednesday, August goth. 1890.
The Democratic voters Ut each precinct are 10
quested to meet at some convenient place and se'
lect their own Judges and Clerks. Polls to b.
open from to O'Clock p. n.
In all precincts where there 10 member o.
members II the Central Committee. they arc r..
quested to post calls for primaries and select
polling places.
The apportienment of delegates from each pre-
~in ~ IL fol1
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
Try Werthhei,ner's SO shoes.
snoULDxor A mEErlxe Be- CALLED.

SHOULDN'T A MEETING BIZ CALLEDl
Tho primaries to elect delegates to
tho Republican County Convensio"
will be held next Thursday. the 9TH
instant, and while it is generally con
that ths Republicans should
endeavor t. arrive q some unusr:
standing a. to the personnel OF thu de.
legation, no ono seems Milling to
take the initiative. This is regret.
table. rs it leaves open to disa fiction
door which could be closed Just az
we'll as not.
Eervy Republican and, for that
matter, every intelligent man who
has watched the progress Of affairs
during the past few years. desires to
see the Republicans succeed .. tho
coming election. Yet very few seem
willing to deserve success by taking
means to ascertain the wishes of the
people - to the availability Of part.
isular candidates.
The Republican party having pro.
teoted lead and remonetixed silver,
the two leading products of the State
OF !aho, We would be untrue to our.
selves, would he working contrary to
our interests, if We failed TO approve
by our votes the policy OF the Re.
publican party. There is not. there
cannot be any difference OF opinion
Oh this point. But there can, there
will be n difference of opinion as to
the availability OF desirahility of
some candidates; and if good, strong
men are not nominated, tho cause
will suffer.
/. is therefore to BE- hoped that
every Republican voter will consider
the matter. and do his utmost to
secure the return to the County Con.
vention of men who will faithfully
represent, not the interests of Nm in.
dividusl or of . set or clique, but
those OF the whole party. II this is
done the result will be an overwhelm.
ing success for the party OF Protect.
ion to Ho,ae Industry.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

then had two o. them ON each
hsnd, and a. his blood became
more aud more impure, II
took less time for them to
break out. A sore came Ola
the chin. beneath the under
tip. which Was very uifehsivs.
His head MAS ono solid = .ab.
disch srginK = great deal. This
was hts condition Ut twenty
two months old, when ! un.
4. rtook the care Of him. his
mother having died when ha
was . lit IL moro than . year
old nj conas, m ,,tinn fnca Ofuia.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
Notice for Publication.
LAxD opy.cs AZ HAuxY. rpA,o

LAID ORSIcD AT HAuEY, IDARo,
Ncsiee 10 hereby given hat he foliovins nsn,sa
.etsies hae aisd noatcs Of his intention 10 make
saal Prcs IN support at HIS claim, and that mi q
psoot Val o made before the Register end ~
ccvsr q Haley Idaho. on September i, 1850 vis.
Coussan 1vs.ss. for the south half II nnrths.s,
gSsNS ana lets on" and two II section sjx. Town.
snip one south. range fifteen esst
do names the following witnesses IN NOV. ~.
-. ."nuoes rss'dsnce upvr. and cultivation ~"
r E sana. VIZ: Chs les H. Braase, CharI,. r
81 C,s:s.an ss :. Justice and William Jn.tice all
y. r. Riley. Rer,sHe,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
THB DOLLAR COLUMN

iAdvernsemeuts not exceeolne IN linen ior ten
.ines Of small typeD In length viii Be aneerted IN
enis column for one dollar per week, OF nifty cent.
the first insertion and tx enty 1--we cents each adj
ditionsl insertl0n-payable in advanced
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

=
MpIflN 1eJIlW
UuUVAAVlv uV11VUo
:" P'e " .s'on Of
HI. Exrellencv Gao 1. Sha... Al,
oo'<'"o' . Ao.'0' 100 :" oomph'
Wv"
4.
viii BE- held In al Ne eleetioa psseiaets h Alta.
res Usunty %
"WEDNESDAY. oCTOD11 La. 100,
the laws Of the Territory u Idaho.
And The following y LET OF TIE VOTING
~.~re .. rra,erp.r~ -.-. .ns
49, =. C..-4- C.--..s.s. s"s
county u their segulsf July meeting Of said
Board. to-vit:
sawtooth Precinct. Registers. r Q. Parks
Voting Place. ..Pasfss stsrs.
0sisna Precinct ....... nesisissr. y. \. Davisoa
Voting Place. .0ur1ay's Hotel.
Warm Springs Oreekl .na~a.A,., neieA.., o.,
fncs '.
Snoxy .ls0.n'''''' = . :. aoosssss
Ketshum Precinct 49,. Registrar. Geo. P. Hodson
East Fora Precinct. .Hsgistsas. '. Domskh
v.a,,. t,... | Schoclhouss
near norm ssaf 1ane.
r.. Precinct ra.ts>,., A = u,~
Voting Place. .Fssguson's Dwelling.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
NEW TODAY.
A GcrofuIous Bow.
Running Sores Covered His Body and
Bead. Bones Affected. Cured
by Gu iCura Remedies.

When six months old. the left hsni Of our little
grandc h'ld began I, swell. and had every appear.
ance Of large boil. We poulticed 1t, but all to
no purpose About Ave months after 10 became =
running sore. Soon ether sores formed. He
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

standing. with reluctant feet
Mnerc tho brook and river moek
Womanhood and childhood aoeti~
type Of Thousands Of young firla vhs
III emerg1ne rom tho ohrysahs sfare Of thsiy
ssr nsnos' si1Sissnls irritable stirred By
SecA mystery unto herself, our girls 'n nee1
soo senSdercsc care. the most loving, patient
th, :'c clg.i to safely carry them tSrouSs
S.nv en .Hs~ PERIOD. during. which, in too
fen s1I.s 1ormi Of diseases peculiar to tie
~ prevent eli s,ch dscsscs, or " c"re tbem
n - .ncy eave already seized victim. WOMB
Owes It 70 herself. to her family. ana 10 I hee
See ts. ;s1 nn, to Be Ee and strong Ii
~favorte Prescription Il = le n,Sans o. cure.
sn ne ScnTsaE So%pounded By an expcrenced
e cen e examination. It Is purely vcSctah,s
~ y. y: composition and perfectly hSrmie~
~ 70 euects In any condition Of The av"SSS.
III " drugsists; Sl.oQ OF six Sottics Ia
Copyright ~ By wealos p,a Nm 49,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

$751; IN E1s0eo \ MONTH can b .sds
VIZ " VIOO -wcsking for NJ. Pereocs
preferred who can furnish hofss ana give thstr
% pront1bly employed also. isW vacanciss
IN towns aud cities.
b.F.JOHNeON CO.. 1000 Msinss. .RieA1asA.W
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
GENERAL AGENTS ;. s; A., from .seee

~. from q to $40 per day seiu9 The ~
c"..o%s1: ns.n snos Every lady !: pos.,S.
:osy sssign.d Address with. tsmp. Consoi,S.t -
adjustable Shoe Co., aslsm, Msss. - ~'''~s' ~
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
Dr.. P|ERCE'SPELlETS

regulate and cleanoo Ina l1ver r+c,r...
eeowels; they are purely vegetables md n ~.
tcoeN harmlees One q 60oS. ia -:
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
A Rare Opportunity,

AN EFFICIENT HOUsEKEEPER. WITH
daughter to educate by her labor. may learn OF an
.xcelisns opportunity At the Seminary at nj.
CARROLL, ILL.,. ny writing Mrs. SHIN "a above.
0vs retetences and particulars . 70 sspssdeuce
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
Male Help Wanted .

c60 SALARY. 80 EXPENSES IN ADVANCE
sIlowed each month. steAdy employ menj
nverinR and making collections. No postal csrds
Address with stamp. HAFER 90 tfaus. Ohio.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
Cuticura ResOlvcnt

The new Blood Purifier, internally TO cleanse tn,
blood "fall impurities and poisonous elements and
thus remove the causel, and CUTIUUnA. the gpea
Skin Cure. and CUTlcUnA Soap. an exquiwste Skin
Be.atiner. externally ito cesr the skin and scale
and restore the har. cure every aiseass and hume.
Of the skin and blood. from pimPlea 10 scrofula.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02
I. o. o. F..
A, O, u. w.

HALEY LODGE. No. I, A. o. U. ". meets IN
association Hal! the FIRST and THIRD MoNDA re- ii
each month. at 80 O'Clock, D. M All Wori msr
In good standing are cordially iAvie~d Is attfId
P. AOTHERWELL, u, ".
l. ". CANT FIT. Recorder W.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

State Of idaho. County Of Alturss, g.:
l. @. J SRLwYN. Cashier Of the above-nsmed
bank, do solemnly sws ar that the abo~e statement
10 true to the best Of my knowledge aud belief.
, G. ]. SELWYN, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 31at day
Of Ju,y ls9O. v. II. WATT,
Notary Public, Alturss 90.
CoIrect-Attest:
A. J. MCGOWAN,
10. FOX. DtreeteTs
p, A. REGAIN.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

Transscta general banking business.
Buys and seils drafts on the principal cities Of
the United States
Draws exchange ON all pasts Of Europe.
Advances made on ores, gold snd silver bullion.
Carr ful attopticn given ~ collections, and ~.
mittances made on day Of payment.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

RARv'c Skin and Scalp purined and beau,in. d
OVOu y by CUTicuAA Soar. Absolutely pure
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

Sold everywhere. Price, CurlcuRA, &C.,: Soar.
2Sc.; REs"LvExr, 81. Prepared by the PorrRa
DHu0 AND CHEMICAL CORPORATION. Boston.
y Bel d for "Aow 70 Cure Blood Disease
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

A Desirable Dwelling For Rent.
THE ELEGANT AND CoMMODIous FAMILY
residence OF George Kreix, on Fir Avenue. IL
Tor rent. rhcsp. to the right kind OF . tenant,
Apply to
En-. ANGEL.
~ HALEY PostOfRcp,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-08-02

SVkOfOAA
Il u chat impurity In the blood. which, &C.
eumulating in the glands Of the neck, pro-
duccs unaightly Jumps or swellings; which
causes painful running sores on the arms,
lcss, Of tect; which developas ulcers In tho
eyes, ears, OF nose, often causing blindness or
deafness; which IL the origin Of pimples, can
cerous groWths, or the many other manifesta-
tons usually ascribed to "humors;" which,
fastening upon tho lungs, causes consumption
AMI death. Being the NEST ancient, It 10 the
most general Of all diseases or affections, for
very few persons are entirely FREQ from Il.
HOW ,. c. ca" CUR Ed
By taking Hoods sarsaparilla, which, BY
tho remarkable cures It has accomplished.
often when other medicines have failed, has
proven itself to b. . potent and peculiar
medicine for this disease. Some Of these
cures are really wonderful. II you suffer frem
scrofula, be sure to try Hoods 6arsaparilla.
"My daughter Mary was afIllcted with scrof-
ulous sore neck from the time she was 22months
old till she became six years Of ngo. Lumps
formed in her neck, and one Of them after
growing to the size Of pigeons egg, became
running sore for over three years. We gave
her Hoods Sarsaparilla, when tho lump and
all indications Of scrofula entirely dis
appeared, and now ehe seems tn be q healthy
child" J. 8. CARLILE, Nauright, Nj.
n. b Be sure to get only
Hoods SarsaparlIIa
so,dby a,ldrussisss. y, Gig IS. Prepared only
b G. /. HOOD CO.. Apothscsriss, Lowell. Nsss.
100 Doses Ono Dollar
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09
How to Kiss.

If you are tall and she is short, you
must stand erect, draw her close to
vour side. bend your head somewhat
so that your lips will rest resignedly
on her forehead. Place her right
hand on your shoulder, then her
left hand will be snugly imprisoned
in YOUR right hand. She will raise
her face TO look up at you Draw
vour Arm for a moment from around
her waist and tip her head backward
and to the side, then-well, that II
one way.
The other is, if she is tall and you
are short, stand OH your toes, not on
her toes. mind. Draw her head down
nicely until her lips are on a level
with YOUR forehead. BY that time
YOUR lips will be on a level with her
diamond collar button. You VIII
look up 10 her, of course. Your eyes
from the proximity Of her lips, will
read what she is about TO say. III
their motion bodies any good, then IT
is safe for you to make the exertion.
If they bode evil, why, la Aunt
Bridget, stay where you are-sIay
where you are" This is the other
way.
Next, if you are both Of the same
height and proportions, you will
but there-space is valuable.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09
Easily Explained.

"Speakin' Of the dog show, said
the man in the slate-colored trousers,
as he sat down his glass, reminds
me OF an astonishing proof OF canine
intelligence which came under my
observation in the year 1879. | was at
that time residing in Binghamton'
Broome county, n. Y, and had con
siderable amount of live stock, some
poultry and a superb setter dog.
tell you he was IA fine animal l
never saw dog with such gentle
ways. Gentlemen, you could nave
pulled enough hair out OF that dog TO
stuff sofa pillow and he wouldn I
"a bit a bald-headed baby. One day
he wa. runnin' around the yard and
somehow he playfully snapped the
head of OF a hen. Gentlemen, ! new
er knowed how he did it, but some
how or other that dog found out she
was a settin' hen and blamed il the
critter didn't 20 and set on them eggs
himself till he hatched out nine
chickens
There was significant silence as the
man in the slate-colored trousers
finished and toyed suggestively with
his glass
How do you explain such a re-
markable occurrence at length in
uuired the man on the end.
Setter dog, gentlemen" and then
the man in the slate-colored trousers
said he reckoned he'd see il the
Worlds Fair bill was dead again and
strolled away.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09
The Yankees Revenge.

A Briton was once on visit to
Yankee who was something Of an
amateur farmer. In walking through
the grounds they passed pile Of po-
tatoes.
Pretty good size, ell, Smith 2
"Oh, fair, but I've seen much lar
ger ones in England. y
What do you think Of those cab
bages yonder ?
Small much bigger at home.
You can't heat those squashes,
anyway muttered the host as he
passed some specimens OF that vege-
table.
"Oh. yes we can-beat them all TO
pieces"
The Yankee was chagrined, and
bethought himself OF revenge. Be
fore dark he procured some small tur-
ties. inserted them between the
sheets of hi. guests bed. and stayed
up at night after all had retired TO
await developments.
Down flew the Englishman nearly
flight at time, agape with astonish-
ment. What under the sun do you
keep in your beds here 2
Il don't know. What did you
find p
"'Pon my soul, | don't know
what thev are; they're 'orrid beasts
anyhow; come and see them"
Thus adjured. the host proceeded
10 the room his guest occupied. AS
soon as he saw what vas i'll the bed,
he coolly remarked
"Ob, those are only small-sized
bed-bugs. Got any bigger ONES in
England?''
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09
NEW VOL. 25-NO. 80.
Why She is Always Calm.

The extreme calmness and moderate
habits of certain handsome girl are
remarked upon by her friends She
moves with the utmost deliberation,
never hurrying under any circum-
stances. eats slowly and lightly, and
drinks nothing but small quantity
of cool water with her meals. III II
were not for her brilliant powers OF
conversation and her continuous
sweetness of disposition she would
not be interesting. for she is never
ready to go anywhere or do anything
requiring any exertion, and she
passes the greater part of her time
with her mother.
Only recently | learned the cause o.
the pretty creatures lethargy, ana
her case is certainly a peculiarly un-
fortunate one. She is naturally OF
white and pure complexion, but ex-
element or any undue exercise
brings upon her face blood-red
mark of most significant formation.
1t is perfect image of small wine
glass. Its slender stem runs straight
down over the bridge of the nose,
while upon the forehead the bell
shaped bowl spreads ont with unmis-
taxable vividness. There Is not Il
sign of this mark while she is in aoso-
lutte repose, except beneath minute
examination, when thread-like out
line of the glass is family visible
But the moment the blood Is driven
to the head it converges at this single
spot
4 romantic story is told in relation
to this mark. The girl has had SUIT
ors. and one OF them was favored by
her above the others. He made MS
declaration one day while sitting 10y
her side on the piazza OF sum
mer hotel, in the broad hght
of day. In the fashion OF some tlmid
men. he did not fix the girl with ms
ewes a. he put the tender words to
her. but "a she made no reply TO HIM,
he stole n look at her face. She had
handkerchief pressed close to her
eyes. As no one was by 10 see, he
reached towards her and gently drew
her hands away. The red wineglass
burned like fire. He was amazed
L l..
and the girl looked At him with de-
spairing gaze. He asked what II
meant and she told him. But she
herself did not know the whole truth.
Her father, who was fast and reck-
less man, had fallen dead before her
mothers eyes while holding VINE
glass aloft at n dinner party.
The lover was true one. lie VIII
be married to the girl III a very Few
weeks Indianapolis Journal
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09

WRITE FOR SAMPLES OR INFORMA-
TION.
EVERY ARTICLE PEOPLE WEAR,
FROM BIRTH TO DEATH,
EXCEPT LADIES HATS.
THE LARGEST STOCK,
THE GREATEST VARIETY,
THE LOWEST PRICES,
EVERY ARTICLE HAS THE PRICE
MARKED ON IT IN PLAIN FIGURES.
NO DEVIATION IN PRICES.
If YOU CAN'T COME TO SEE US.
WRITE US FOR SAMPLES OR INFORMA-
TION.
FINEST, MEDIUM AND COMMON
FABRICS IN EVERY LINE OF WEAR.
LADIES DRESS GOODS,
DOMESTIC DRY GOODS,
SILKS, SATlNS, PLUSHES AND TRIM
MINGS,
NOTIONS, WRAPS AND GUM GOODS,
LADIES' AND CHILDRENS' SHOES.
HATS, CAPS AND SHOES.
READYMADE CLOTHING.
GENTS FURNISHING GOODS.
PIECE GOODS AND TAILORING.
WE BUY FOR CASH, AND SELL FOR
CASH. NEITHER OUR CUSTOMERS NOR
OURSELVES PAY EXTRA PROFITS Tc
PAY FOR THE EXPENSES OF THE
CREDIT SYSTEM, OR FOR THE GOODS OF
THOSE WHO BUY ON CREDIT AND
NEVER PAY. LOWEST CASH PRICES
MARKED ON EVERY ARTICLE, NO DEVI
ALTON FROM THESE PRICES.
UPDEGRAFF'S,
One Price Cash Store,
Hagerstown, Md.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09
MASON & HAMLIN
Organ and Piano Co.,
BOSTON. NEW YORK. CHICAGO.

SALESMEN WANTED TO sell our Coz hardy
y varieties of choice Nursery Stock. Best
Specialties. No experience necessary. Spe-
cial advantage 10 beginners. Extra induce
ments. Pay weekly. Situation permanent.
Best terms. Best outfit free. We guarantee
what we advertise. Address at once, GLEN
BROS, Nurserymen, Rochester, n. Y. (This
house is relisble.)
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09

A man topples over pretty soon
after he loses his balance in bank.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09
PIANOS.ORGANS.

The improved method OF fastening strings of
Pianos, invented by US, is one OF the most
important Improvements ever made. max
ing the instrument more richly musical in
tone, more durable, and less liable TO get out
of tune.
Both the Mason & Hamlin Organs and Pi-
amos excel chiefly in that which IL the chief
excellence in any musical instrument, quail
ity of tone. Other things. though important.
are much less SO than this. An instrument
with uumusical tones cannot be good. Illus
trated catalogues of new styles, introduced
this season, sent free.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09
LIFE.

All, what is life? A bubble blown
ACROSS times mystic stream;
Its secret source, alas, unknown,
Its future still a dream?
All, what is life? An echo's sound;
A passing sunbeam's glow;
A search for something never found,
A pilgrimage OF woe?
All, what is life? a shoreless sea,
That's swept by gales of sorrow;
A tear, perhaps, to-day for thee.
Oblivion for to-mC rrow:
All, what is life a selfish hour;
A thrill Of thought and breath;
\ hidden, bud, ing, thorny flower
Which withers soon in death?
No! Life s river. broad and deep,
That flowers 10 fairer seas,
Through pale mysterious realms OF sleel
To Gods eternities.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09

Willie was bashful, and sat on the
chair with a care which was far from
being any suggestion Of studied grace.
His mother had found him in the
pantry with his fingers strongly sug-
gestive of intimate acquaintance with
Jam and marmaiade.
What is the matter, Willief" asked
his sister, who happened into the
room.
Mamma spanked me, he said,
plaintively.
What fory
"For-for fishing in her preserves.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1890-05-09

An old couple were walking down
street the other day reading signs
when they ran across one which the
old man read thus johnson shirt
Store" We'll l declare y exclaimed
the old lady, Il wonder how ne tore
it."