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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
On the Dwyers, Track.

EL1ZABETH. Nov. 7.-Foilowing is the
result of to-day's races:
Second race, three-quarters of a mile
Michael won, Peter second, Young Grace
third. Time, I:I7.
Second race, three-quarters Of q mile
Major Domo won. Now or Never second, DR..
Hasbrouck third. Time, 1:16A.
Third race one mile-Cousin Jeems won
Mabel Glenn second, Reporter third. Time,
:4iI5.
Fourth race. three-quarters of mile
Miletis won. Dictum second, Bushbolt third.
Time. LISA.
Fifth race. five-eighths of m1le-Meriden
won, Addie second, Repeater third Time,
:03.
Sixth race, mile and sixteenth-Dundee
won. Feruwood second, Rambler third.
Time, 1;53.
ENTRIES FOR TO-DAY
First race, thTee-quarters of a mile-Prince
James. 1OZ; Vandol, IO2: Flambeau. I0S:
Kyrle B, 1o2; Mamie B, 1O7; Ida Girl 10.
Oracle NJ. 10Y; The Al hess, 80; Emily lilly,
80; Busted, 10; Punster Jr, 1O2; Re
nounce, 1l5; MatGgonda flly, 81: Josie ",
III; Fustle, 10Y; Persuader, 107; Pearl Set,
1O7; Whitenose, 1u7; Al Farrow, I22:
Second race mile and one-sixteenth-
Riley, 10; Senorita. ll2; Elyton, IO4;
Charley Post 100; Lavinia Belle, 100: Now
Or Never, leo: Gunnad, 90; Erie. 81.
Third race, Three quarters of mile-Ie-
panto, Ill: Zed, III; Silver Prince, Ill;
Gere6us, III: Anarchist. III; Peter, Ill:
Noodcutter II: Guildean FLY, 1OS; Houri,
1853; Eclipse, 1lS
Fourth race. mile and a sixteenth-Eurus.
112; Badge, LIZ; Maidstone. IT.; Cynosure,
liz; Castaway IL, liz: Elkton. IO3; The
Sheriff, l03.
Fifth race, one mile-Mischief. 90: Au-
rama, 102: Little Addie, l02; Winona, 1O2;
Santa Fe, l05: Prince Karl, Us; Bill Barnes.
l05; Not Guilty, los; Malachi, 1O5; Carnot
1O5; Wyndham, So.
Sixth race, one mle-Zephyrus. 1I2; Slug
gard, l12; kingstock. 1I2; Bandoehe, IO5;
\, los: Forest King, los; Theodosius. L, 5;
Hub :, 1u5; Masteriode, Jos; Jersey Pat, So
Seventh race. one mile selling-PuzzIe,
IO9; Count Luna, 102; Long Time, leg;
Serenader, 1O2; Blaekthorn. 1l2; Vardee.
H.; Guarantee, H.; Dundee IO5; Fern
wood. 90; Prince Edward, 90; CIifwood,
%; Watterson. I13; Mohican, 81.
Selections: First race, ,Punster Jr. and
Prince james: Second race, Riley and Senior
fla; Third race, Lepanto and Peter; Fourth
race, Castaway and Badge; Fifth race, An
rama and Little Addie: Sixth race, Sluggard
and Forest King; Seventh race, Dundee and
Count Luna
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
AN OLD MANS JEALOUSY
Causes His Pretty Young Bride to
Suicide.

causes His Pretty Young Bride to
Suicide.
Berlin Cor Phila oeiphia Times.
A melancholy incident occurred yes
terday in the small village of Znaid.
Judge Scodik, highly respected resi-
dent. and one who has been local JUS
tice for many years and a man of some
seventy years, married girl of eight
cen about six months ago. The bride,
an innocent country girl, who had
never been nearer to a large city than
the small town where her husband
dWellS, was possessed Of such surpris-
ing beauty that she at once became
sensation when introduced by the Judge
to the local society.
The meeting of this maiden and the
Judge was romantic and of the Maud
Muller ORDER, she being at her home on
distant farm and the judge Ell route
through the country. When the newly
made husband found that his wife's
beauty created such sensation he be-
came insanely and morbidly jealous,
curtailed her enjoyments, limited her
going out and coming in, bridled her in
every possible manner, and rebuked
her in the presence of her friends or
strangers for fancied errors in her con-
duct.
The Husbands Brutal Treatment.
This treatment began with the second
month of their marriage, and continued
to increase in severity and unreason-
ableness until the wife's life became un-
bearable. Yesterday the judge was en-
tertalning company, among which were
two young men who he thought had
admired his wife rather more than they
should. and he therefore forbade her
coming into the library where they
were during the afternoon, and, after
smoking and drinking in their friendly
way, the judge invited his guests to the
parlor for the purpose of examining
some rare paintings.
They entered the room and had got
well into the center when a horrible
sight met them. There, hanging from
a curtain pole in the window, was the
dead body of the young wife, clothed in
her white wedding dress, bearing upon
her head a chaplet of orange blossoms.
AT her feet were two lighted candles,
while pinned to her dress was a paper
and upon it written:
''Fhe cruel suspicion of my husband
makes life more than can bear.''
The young woman had fastened the
rope around her neck, bent her knees SO
as to clear the ground and slowly
Strangled to death.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
spooner Wants a Judeesbin.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 1.-THE defeat of
Senator Spooner for reelection to the
senate has led to some new speculation
in regard to the successor to Justice
Miller on the supreme bench. Mr..
Spooner is regarded as an available can
dldate for the vacancy. In event Judge
Gresham should ue elevated to the SUI
preine bench, Mr.. Spooner may be ap-
pointed to the circuit judgeShip left
vacant, and in event of MIR. MilIer's
appointment to be supreme justice, Mr..
Spooner may be appointed attorney
general. =
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
WILLIAM ECKERT,
Born Oct. 9, 1777; Died Feb. %,
1895

The following stanzas are cut into
the marble base:
Ere the stream of life was frozen.
Ere the night of death had come
RMS lone spot by him was chosen
For his last, long earthly home.
Weli-filled church yards may look neater,
AS their mouruers In order lie;
Yet his rest would not be sweeter
II thousand graves were nigh.
Twenty years later this same spot
was closed up and used as family
burying ground. Since then a brick
church, S6x5O, has been erected in it,.
Many spruce and cedar trees were
planted, and about fifty graves are
there now. all having handsome head
stones and monuments. The grave Of
the mare was never disturbed, and its
mound is still next to that Of her mas
ter
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
Football bv the COLLEGES.

There will be football game at the
Minneapolis ball park between the state
university eleven and the Iowa college
team. This will be the second game in
the college championship series. The
following compose the Iowa team:
Cowder, j. Allison. w. ID. Bailey. 0. Il.
Savage, {. l.. Ward, F. B. Rawson, f.
+. Everest, B. f. Powell. g. A. Lyon,
|; A: Lyman (captainl, S. J. Pooley and
"A. ). Miller. Substitutes, j. f. Reed,
b. I. King and L. 3. Hernott.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08

towering sleeves have been repudiated
by royal leaders OF fashion Will certain
ly have an effect on future modes.
Among models i'll pelerine now dis
played is one the lower half of which
was OF sealskin, the upper part of silver
gray aStrakhan. The Medicl collar of
seal was lined with gray feathers. En-
suite were Russian cap and muif, the
crown OF the former and the center of
the latter of the aStrakhan
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
WILL TIE TO CHRIS.
Comiskey Decides to Give the
Chicago Players Club the
CODY.
Next Season He Will Be Cap
tain Of the st. Louis
Browns.
Gibbons Knocks Out Cushing
After Nineteen Rounds Of
Hard Fighting.
Results Of Races at Elizabeth,
Bennings. Nashville and
Gloucester.

CHICAGO, Nov. 1T seems TO be
settled that Capt. ComiSkey will not be
with the Chicago Brotherhood club
next season. His friends confidently
assert that he is going back to Won der
Abe, and will captain the st. Louis
Browns. Comiskey's brother acknowl-
edges the truth of the statement. and
assigns as 4 cause for the change the
ill-treatment the captain has received
local club.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
"KIDD'S GERM ERADICATOR"

USEEltNfy tttf CS NH 1BhStdStSs
Because It kills all Germs. Bacteria, Parasites MI
crobes and Animalculie in the system, which the
prominent physicians. in convention, agreed was
the cause of all disease. The air. water, vegeta-
bles aud fruit full of these little worms causing
Catarrh Consumption, Diabetes and Brights
Disease, Cancers, Tumor, (never known to fail to
cure Catarrh and Syphiiis) and all so-called in
durable diseases; IS per two-gallon stone jar sent
Gle: all others are dangerous counterfeits. The
Am. Pill and Med Co Royalty Props. Spencer
10. +. w. Faher & Co., Cor. 9TH and Wabasha SITS
st. Paul Sole Wholesale and Retail Agents.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
THE 81. PAUL TRUST COMPANY
Offices Cor. Fourth and jackson
sIreets-actS as executor. admin -
fstrator, guardian. trustee, as
s1gnee, receiver.

SyTATE OF MINNESOTA. COUNTY OF
- Ramsey, ss.-Probate Court.
In the matter of proving the alleged last will
and testament of Nellie K. Green, de-
ceased.
Whereas, The st. Paul Trust Company, of
the county of Ramsey and state OF Mime
sofa, has delivered to the Probate Court of
the County of Ramsey an instrument in writ
ing purporting to be the last will and tesla
ment of Nellie K. Green, late OF said county,
deceased, and fled Herewith its petition to
said Probate Court praying that the said in
strument may be proved and admitted to
probate, and that letters testamentary be
granted thereon TO it:
1t is ordered. that said petition be heard
and the proofs of saidaalleged will be taken
at general term of this court, 10 be held at
the court house, in the City Of St. Paul, in
said county, on Monday. the first day Of De-
cember. 1880, at 10 O'Clock in the forenoon,
when all persons interested may appear for
or contest the probate of 1t; aud that notice
OF such hearing be given to all persons inter-
ested, by publishing this order once in each
week for three successive weeks prior to
said day of hearing, in the st. Paul DAILY
GLOBE, daily newspaper printed and pub
lished in said county.
Dated at ST. Paul. this 9th day of Novem-
Der, 1890.
Il. 81 SAMUEL MORRISON.
Judge of Probate
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08

iiOhEuL HOIIIliiS VI II Il III
some time later on, when it
began to look like spots of
mortar spotted on, and
which came off in layers,
accompanied with itching.
l would scratch every night
until ] was raw, then the
next night the scales, being
formed meanwhile, were
scratched off again. In vain
did | consult all the doctors
in The county, but without
aid. After giving up all
hopes of recovery, L hap
panQd IN COO o., odvo-+;oa
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
Purse Winners at Gloucester.

GLOUCESTER, Nov. THE races here
to- day resulted:
First race, four and half furlongs-Dead
heat between Lone Star and Donnelly, Wash
ington third. Time. O:59. Donueliy won
run off. Time, o:39I2.
Second race six and half furlougs-Tom
Donahue won. Fearless second. Seabrd
third Time, :26is.
Third race scven-eighths of a mile-Noon-
day Won. Baltimore second, Amboy third.
Time, l 80.
Fourth race six and a half furlongs-Beli-
sarius won, Theora second, Fauslina third.
Time, &c.
Fifth race. one and half miles-Wood-
burn Won, Jennie r second, John Jay $
third. lime, 2:l634.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08

ment in the newspaper about your CUrIcURA
REMEDIES, and purchased them from nv
druggist, and obtained almost immediate re-
lief. | began TO notice that the sealy
eruptions gradually dropped off and dis
appeared one by one, until | had been
fully cured. | had the disease thirteen
months before 1 began taking the RENE
DIES. and in four Or five weeks was entirely
cured. My disease was eczema and psoriasis
] know of great many who have taken the
REMEDIES and thank me for the knowledge
OF them, especially mothers who have babes
with scaly eruptions Oh their heads and
bodies. cannot express my thanks to you
My body was covered with scales, and was
an awful spectacle to behold. Now my skin
Is as clear as baby's.
GEO. C0TEY, Merrill, Wis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
To Disnal Colds

Headaches and Fevers, to cleanse the
system effectually, yet gently, when
costive or bilious, or when the blood is
impure or sluggish, to permanently cure
habitual constipation, to awaken the
Kidneys and liver to healthy activity,
without irritating or weakening them,
use Syrup of Figs,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08

won. Pericles second. Blanche third. Time,
] :O3
Second race, five and half furlongs-Si
David won, Virgie second, Bertha Is third.
Time. 10.
Third race, tiveeishths of mile-Mabel
won, ofaleee second, Alarm Bell third. Time,
1:o6is
Fourth race, mile and an eighth-Gypsy
Queen won. Prather second Iceberg thiLd.
Time. :55sl.
Fifth race, three quarters of mile-St
John won. Golden Reel second, Corticello
third. Time, l:l6.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
Fitzgerald VS.. HARRINGTON.

Mike Fitzgerald, claimant to the mid
dleweight championship of Michigan.
and Paddy Harrington, alleged heavy
weight champion of Wisconsin. will
meet on East Seventh street this even
ing for an eight-round fight.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08

The examination of ". Fouroux. mayor of
Toulon, on the charge of spiring to pro-
cure an illegal operation upon his mistress,
NINE. Jonquiares, was concluded TODAY
M. Fouroux persists i'll the assertiCn at
although he was aware Of the Cd .rali II
being performed he was not party 10 it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
Cuticura ResoIvent

The new Blood and Skin Purifier and great
est of Humor Remedies internally Ito
cleanse the blood of all impurities and thus
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SKIN Beautifer, externally (to clear the skin
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species or agonizing, itching. burning, scaIy
blood.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
MORTAR-SPOTTED SKIN
Covered with Scales. Awful Spec
tacie. Cured in Five Weeks by
the Cuticura Remedies.

am going to tell you of the extraordinary
cure your CUTIcURA REMEDIES performed
on me. About the 1st of April last noticed
some red pimples like coming out all over
hut Ii q Ill
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
RESULTS AT Rennines.

WASHINGTON, Nov. THE races at
Bennings to-day resulted:
First race, fve-eighlhs of a miie-silence
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08

John R. BuchteI, the founder of Bnchtel
college at Akron, o., suffered a stroke of
apopiexy on Tuesday and is now lying at
death's door III Akron,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08
PATENTS.
PAUL a ME9WIx.

Patent Attorney and Solicitors. Offices: 9I1
Pioneer Press Building, st. Paul; 657-66l
Temple Court Minneapolis: zu-2S Norris
Building. Washington DC
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-11-08

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WIZARDS HOTEL.
WASHINGTON, ID. c..

The most famous and weli-known hotel in
the city, Special rates by the month The
cuisine equaled by none. HczheHke and con-
venient to all public buildings.
Send two stamps for guide to
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JAS. F.. WILLIAMSON,
COUNSELOR AND soLICIToR

COUNStLOh AND oULICITUK.
Two years as an examiner in the e. s.
Patent Office. Five years practice BOT
Wright's Block, Minneapolis.
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ORANGE ELECTIONS.

The folowing are the recent grange
elections
f.L.Sp FAILS Crsig, Master; u A
Se~ali o. G.. II Donham, Lect, 6 G.
Norton. $. b. K Walker, See &. Lane
Treas S. T SewslI. Chap W ID War
rem. A s, Mr.. X Is. Warren, T.. A. $.
Mrs Hattie Craig, c Mrs Harriet Sc
vail. r; Mrs s. b. DOMAIN, +; j. C.
Walker, @. X.
WHlrs OAK. Warren l.. j. Hills, NJ
+. V. Henderson, o G. Y Martin, l.,
+ Bowes. s.; +. q Jameson, A. s.. Ler-
mosi ksllock, Chap. A. VI, Jameson
Treas Mrs. A, l.. kalloch, Sec. G.. b
Young. G H.; Mrs G B. Young, c Mrs.
F. I Benner, T.; Alice V. Jameson. +.
Hattie NJ Young, l.. A $.
SorrB MoSrvrLLE; Master, S. o. Bart
lette, Overseer, c. 5. Adams Lecturer
Mrs. $ K keene; Steward. Hollis Jack
urer, Isaac Fuller Secretary. {. n Cram
Gate Keeper. Preston Bartlett; Pomoas
Mrs. Aidsna Gilman; Ficrs. Orrie Mesrs
Ceres, Sarah Bryant; Lady Asst Steward
Mamie Bennett.
SEVEN TREE. Union: {. NJ Lucas, NJ.
G. ". rhurston. G.. J. l.. Lenfest, l..
r. 7. Jones, $ +. Grinneil. A. T.; Mrs
Thomas. Chap; james Fossett. Treas.
Mrs. NJ. 4. Hs~es, See; Leroy Cole. q
X Martha Townsend. r. Nellie Morton
F.; Elects Lucas, c., Mrs. May Jones
l.. A. \.
RrcuiE. WALDO; NJ, G c. Levsnsel
Ter; o. J G. HARDING L., j. X Little
field; S, c. W. Shorey; A. : II. A
Chase; Chap, Mrs. +. r Chase; Treas.
n. X Ciiley; Sec'y, c. A Levanssller; G
X. Joseph Ellis; Ceres Mrs. Hattie Beck
with Pomona. Mrs. Lenors Harding; Flo
"a. Mrs. Ellen Littlefield; l.. A. s., Mis-
HertlllA Harding
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Gossip OF the Garages.

State Master Hon. Rufus Prime INSTALL
ed the officers Of North Jay Grange. Jan 10,
and save public address. in the afternoon.
State DEPUTY + W. Richie, will install
the officers elect Of Richie Grange, Waldo
SATURDAY. Jan. Is. There is fitness in
this. as the grange was named after Bro.
Richie who WAS one of the original mem
bers Of the order of Patrons Of Husband
~ in Maine.
The officers elect of Harvest Moon
Grange, Thorndike. were Installed Satur-
day. January 4th The installation was
public. by invitation. The officers we're
installed by Past Master Otis Cornforth,
sho read a very interesting ESSAY before
installing, and after that remarks by the
retiring Worthy Lecturer. At high twelve
. recs 80 vas declared. and almost as if by
magic table, spread with a oountiful HAr-
vest Feast were surrounded by invited
guests and grange members. The occs-
sion vas eminently social. In the after
noon an interesting programme was carried
out made up of vocal and instrumental
music. reciations, reading, declarations.
sc. The exercises closed with some very
interesting remarks by Rev. David Bracket
of Jackson - Belfast Joarnnf.
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Senator rIys's Shipping Bill.

Friends OF shipping all over the coun-
try will most heartily commend Senator
Frve's bill which Is admirably designed
to promote the postal and commercial in
nently a practical measure, aud applies
to this important subject the measures
which. In one form or another. have been
employed by every successful maritime
nation. II this bill shall become a law
- all friends of shipping earnestly
hope that II will, iCs frst result will be
to build up lines of American steam ,hips
between this country and all the princi-
pal foreign ports. The nited states
malls will once more be carried in ships
built BY American labor, manned by
American seamen aud dying the stars
and stripes. The measure authorizes
the postmaster general to enter into
contracts for carrying the mails for a
term Of years. not less than i've or more
than ten, to such foreign ports as he may
designate. The remuneration for this
service will not exceed 81 mile for out
ward voyages With the first class ships
and q \ mile for outward voyages with
the second class ships. There can be'no
doubt whatever as to the immediate and
practical result of such a wise public
policy. The dag OF our nation would
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A NEW METHOD OF TREATING
DISEA6E.
Hospital Remedies.

What are they? There is a new depart
ure in the treatment of disease. 1t con-
-ists in the collection Of the specifics used
by noted specialists of Europe and Ameri-
ca, snd bringing them within the reach of
all For instance the treatment pursued
by special ply sieians who treat indigestion,
stomach and liver troubles only, was oh
tanned and prepared The treatment of
other physicians, celebrated for curing ca
tarrh was procured. and so on till these in
comparable cures now include disease of
the lungs, kidneys, female weakness, rheu-
mstism and nervous debility.
This new method of lone remedy for
one disease" must appeal to the common
sense of all sufferers, many of whom have
experienced the i'll effects, and thoroughly
realize the sbsurdity of the claims Of
Patent Medicines which are guaranteed to
cure every i'll out of single bottle, and the
use of which. as statistics prove, has ruined
more stomschs than alcohol. A circular
describing these new remedies 10 sent free
on receipt of stamp to pay postage by Hos
pitsl Remedy Company, Toronto, Canada,
sole proprietors.
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While it is well known that the most
abstruse problems have been worked out
in sleep, and the most astounding plots
found in dreamland. still the majority Of
dreams yield nothing that can be con-
verted into every day power. A fool is
not turned into a wise man when be
goes to sleep, though the opposite Of this
does sometimes seem to be true.
Said distinguished woman: II made
up the most exquisite bit of poetry in
my dreams. 1t comforted me unspeak-
ably, and as l awoke I repeated the
words mechanically over and over again:
The COW was struck with an inverted
toadstool, and there's the end Of it,
That was the poem!
An artist Of repute heard terrible
groans, followed by piercing yells from
the next room, where friend was sleep
ing. Thinking burglar was numbering
the man, ne jumped to the rescue. He
found his friend sitting up in bed, asleep,
but sobbing and crying like baby. AZ
ter few vigorous shakes, and stern ap-
peals to his manhood, he managed to
bring forth the following appeal:
Don't you come! 1t will get you, too!
Get out of the way! It's dreadful"
what is the matter" demanded the
artist
boo hoo" walled the dazed dreamer
II have been in such awful danger!
Boo-hoo!''
"It's all right, old fellow! Tell Ne
what it is
The crying man sat up in bed. He
wiped his eyes with the sheet, gulped
down sob, and feebly said:
''Oh, I've had such an awful time!
I've been chased all around by piece Of
brown paper!' Youths Companion.