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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-09-13
GAZHTTB'S LETTER LIST.

list OF letters remaining uncalled for IN the
counting room yesterday. Persons calling
for them will please say advertised:
A. L., ,. S.A. G., J.
c. D. A, l. TX, l.
G., 6. W. NJ. NJ, l.
r. R, g., /. W. j. Nc.
r, NJ. s., l. X.Y.Z.I
t. K. l. Y. Nj. T., 1.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-09-13

ENARRIAGE-Fors sale, canopy-top carriage finest
" make, stylish. at a bargain. Call at Fisher
X n Rplr
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-09-13

IKF ANTED-To sell one-fourth, one-third or
~ one-half interest in Fields Hillside addi-
ton to Fort Worth, comprising about twenty
Eve acres. giving purchaser control Of sales.
Julian Field, 2 Main street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-09-13

N OUsES AND LOT Three houses and loG
u IOCx20O feet for sale. Corner graded street
and in good neishborhood. One house two-story.
si <ht rooms, plAstered, all ouIhouses; two eve
room cottages. Price reasonable. Address L.
Il. care GRzette
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
BOWEN WHIPS INFER
The Streator Cyclone Beaten
 in 8 Battling Mill.
TWENTY-sEvEN ROUNDS FOUGHT
It Was a Finish Battle for Three
 Thousand Dollars.

A Big Crowd Present-Terrific Fighting
 Bowen Around and Asked Him to Fight.
 The New Orleans Man Responded by
 Knocking the "Cy clone" Over the Ropes.
 NEW ORLEANS, La., May 23.-Billy Ayer, the "Streator Cyclone" and Andy Bowen, a local lightweight, met in 8 finish fight for S, 900 in the hall of the Atlantic Club last night.
 Considerable money changed hands on the result, most of 1t being laid at odds of 8 to on Myer. Bowen's seconds were Tommy Danforth and Jim Sweeney, while Myer was attended by his brother and Link Pope.
 Pat Kenrick, prominent local sport ing man, was referee.
 Much time was lost in wrangle about the kerite bandages on Myer's wrist, bat time was called st 1O:39.
 In the first round Bowen lead and hit Myer on the shoulder and rushing him hit him again. After sparring Bowen hit Myer in the ribs. Bowen had the best of the fight so far.
 In tho second round Bowen hit Billy in the jaw; then they spared for wind and clinched. Both struck each other three times. The round ended with honors about even.
 Third round-Bowen hits Myer a stinger on the neck, but Myer returned it. After sparring for wind, both men got in telling blows, Myer forcing Bowen to the ropes.
 Fourth round-Myer gets in a terri. ble blow on Bowen's neck, but the lat ter retaliated and the round ends with honors about evea.
 Fifth round.-Sparring for wind. Af- ter an exchange of blows and terrific ir-6ghting Bowen throws Myer and has the best of the round. Sixth round.-Both men looked tired, but Bowen is confident. Both men are cautious and spar for wind. The round ends without any fighting. Nobody hurt in the seventh round. Eighth round.-Myer seemed fresher of the two. After some sparring they close and indulge in hard exchanges at short range in which Myer gets the best of it. - From the ninth to the 18th round no blows were given of consequence, Myer evidently trying to tire Bowen out. The 18th, 17th and 2Oth rounds were in Bowen's favor.
 From the 20th to the27th round there was some brisk in-fghting. Myer chased Bowen around and tells him to come up and fight.
 In the 27th round Bowen punched Myer in the ribs and terrific fighting | followed. Bowen knocked Myer on the rope by terrible blow on the neck. | It was knockout blow and Bowen won the fight amid great excitement. Andy Bowen was born in New Orleans | in 1867. He has been pugilist since he was 10 years old and has never been | beaten.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
M'DONAuD UNSEATEO.
The New J~rsey Senate Decides the Hud
 son County Contest.

The New J~rsey Senate Decides the Hud-
 son County Contest.
 TRENTON, N. J., May 23.-The Senate last night unseated Senator Mcdonald of Hudson County, Democrat, whose seat was contested by w. s. Stuhr, Fusion candidate.
 This is the result of long and ex- citing investigation of the election in Hudson County. The report on the case describes the methods by which Mcdonald was victorious as unparal- leled in the history of political frauds.
 Senator Adrian, the Democratic mem- Der of the committee, made a minority report declaring that the evidence did not warrant the unseating of Mo Donald.
 Senator Mcdonald made an eloquent speech denouncing what he termed the "steal."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
DUNkARDS LOVE FEAST.
Tue Ere.hren washed Each Others Feet
 and Sang Hymns.


 READING, Pa.. May 23.-Over 1000 people attended the annual love feast of the Dunkards at Ziegler's Church near here.
 In the attic of the meeting house are beds and cradles with bedding for the women who come @ long distance and wished to rest during the day, and also for those who remain all night, as the love feast lasts two days. The elders, with long hair parted in the middle, occupy table in the main audience room. The cooking is done in the base ment of the church. An OK was slaughtered for meals and for the Lords Supper. The slaughter of the lamb was omitted.
 Bishops David Etter and John Hartz- Ter, and Elders Cline and Bucker off ciated. Then the backs of the seats were transformed into tables for the celebration of the holy communion. Upon each table were ten wate bowls and twenty spoons. Then each member i'll feeling eagendered during the past year.
 First feet washing was induleed in. The brethren girt their Joins with towels and washed and wiped each others feet. The women, arrayed in black dresses and white caps, also washed and wiped each others feet while hymns were sung.
 After this the Lords Supper was spread, consisting of white bread and beef soup, with rice. Every set of four brethren and every set of fonr sisters ate soup out of one dish, two sitting on one side of the narrow table and two on the other, so that four could easily dip their bread in the bowl and use their spoons.
 Then came the "holy kiss" the brethren and sisters kissing each other on the lips. Unfermented grape wine was drunk. The unleavend bread in strips was passed by one brother to an other, but the Bishops broke bread for the sisters.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
BLOCKING TO AMERICA.

The Unemployed of Naples Frightened
 by Q RumOr form the United States.
 ROME, May 23.-The unemployed in this city and Naples are assuming menacing attitude and frequent arrests do not avail to intimidate the people as formerly.
 In Naples some excitement has been caused by the rumor that the United States Government proposes to put a stop to emigration. Peasants are sell ing out their belongings and focking in throngs to the nearest ports where passage may be obtained to America be- fore the prohibitive measures shall be put into force.
 The main causes of the disoontent among the peasantry are the marked in- crease in the burden of taxation and the strict enforcement of the conscrip- ton law
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
ELOPERS WANTED.
A Married Mau Deserts Hls FamiIy for Q
 Factory Girl.

A Married Man Deserts H,s Family for a
 Factory Girl,
 NEW BEDFORD, Mass, May 2a,-There Is considerable excitement over the elopement of Eli Por ter, 8 man of 30 years of age, employed as loom fxer in No. 6 Wamsutta mill, and Mary Woodacre, aged 16, employed as 8 weaver in the same room of the mill.
 The girl did not come home last mig ht from her work, and as it was known that Porter, who has wife and Q three-months-old child, was enamored of the girl, the parents went to find him to see If he could give any reason for her disappearance. It was then found that both had left the mill in the afternoon and had been seen leav- ing the oity in the cars. The parents of the child, who is very pretty and prepossessing, are much distressed over the affair and the father, who has vowed vengeance on the man Porter, has gone to try and trace the where abouts of his daughter. The man is we'll known in this city.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
WHAT DO YOU wANT9
An Advertisement In the ssDemocrat
 Will Help You.

An Advertisement in the 'sDemocrat"
 Will Help You. Do you want agents? Do you want pupils? Do you want a partner? Do you want situation? Do you want to buy anything? Do you want boarders or lodgers? Do you want "help," male or female? Do you want servants, clerks or me- chanics? Do you want to rent a room, house or store? Do you want to sell your goodwill and
 fixtures? Do you want to rent or sell your house,
 office, store, lot or farm? Do you want to buy or sell 8 horse,
 wagon or any kind of a vehicle? Have you lost or found anything?
 If so, advertise in the DEMOCRAT, for one cent word. The returns are satis- factory. A twenty-d five cent advertise ment last week brought twelve appli- cants for a position, within ten hours. A single ito rent found tenant in one day.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
KILLED WHILE PRAYING,

The Congregation Were Iuvoking Provl-
 dence Against the Hailstorms.
 BERLIN, May 23.-While the people of St. Mahlen, near Hildesheim, Hanover, were assembled in the church whither they had repaired, to pray for the oes- sation of the hailstorms which have of late prevailed in that locality with damaging effect, the building was struck by lightning.
 Four persons were instantly killed, 90 were seriously injured and four were permanently blinded by the flash. The congregation were in an at- titude of prayer at the time the bolt fell. In tho ensuing rush for the doors, the people being wild with fright, two children were crushed to death.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Chancellor Caprivi's Plan.

BERLIN, May 28.-Chanoellor von Ca- privi has . scheme for the levying of an especial tax upon German resi- dents in tho country who are ineligible for military service. and upon those subjects of the Empire who hold their residence labroad. Tho ''FrsistaniRe Zeitung" calculates that by the various additions to tho German army contem- plated by the military bill, together with the augmentation for which per- mission has already been granted, tho peace-footing of the army will be in- creased by 200. 900 men.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
TRIED TO LYNCH HIM.
EnraEed Citizens Capture a Man Wh
 Attempts to Assault & Child.

Enraged Citizens Capture Man Who
 Attempts to Assault & Child.
 RoNDoUT. N. Y., May 23.- Daniel Falarden has been committed to jail for attempting to assault Eva Pelott, a 7-year-old child, at Fonda.
 He gave the child five cents and en- ticed her into an alleyway, where sthe rufian tried to gag her. Evas cries attracted the attention of people, who chased Falarden and captured him.
 The affair was quickly noised about, and crowds surrounded the prisoner clamoring for justice.
 There were cries of "Hang him!" and the trembling prisoner narrowly es- capped lynching. Falarden has hereto fore borne good reputation.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Telegraph for South Jersey.

TRENTON, N. J., May 23.-Artioles of incorporation of the New Jersey Postal Telegraph Company have been filed in tho Secretary of Stste's office. It is pro- posed at the outset to construct lines through Newark, Bloomfield, Montclair, Passaic. Paterson, Orange, Elizabeth, Railway, Plainheld, New Brunswick, Perth Amboy, Newport, Matawan, Mid dletown, Red Bank, Long Branch, As bury Park. Ocean Grove and Spring Lake, and subsequently through every town in South Jersey.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Psaoomaker Al. Johnson.

PAnEIfTA' May sS:-An effort Is of tho Players' League to effect . re- conciliation between Love and Fogarty If the difficulty cannot be patched up he will try to secure the transfer of Fo- garty to Cleveland or some one of the other clubs.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Young sr.tton's Long Fast.

DUBUQUE, Iowa, May 23.-Young Sut- ton is now on his seventy-eighth day without food. He still has no desire for nourishment, his only sustenance being lemon soda water. Physicians say he cannot live many days. Ysstsr- day an examination revealed the fact that his stomach and intestines arc par alyzed. How he exists is . mystery but his mind remains clear and he talks freely to many callers.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Reformed Presbyteriaps.

P1TTsBuRG, Pa., May 23.-The General Synod of the Reformed Presbyterian Church convened here at 10 @. m, Rev. H. H. Brownell. of Coultersville, H., acting as Moderator. Delegates are present from all parts of the country. The session was taken up with effecting an organization and other routine bus mess.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
MASTERSON'S OATH.
Fly His Wife's Corpse tho ex-Judgs
 Swears to Drink No More.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.

Fly Ills Wtfe's Corpse tho ex-Judgo
 Swears to Drink No More.
 NEW YORK, May 23.-There was highly dramatic scene in the room of the Grand Union Hotel where lay the body of Mrs. Florence Master son. Judge Masterson stood weeping at the side of his dead wife, while Mrs. Hopkinson, her eyes wet with tears. stood near him with Mrs. Masterson's nephew, Dr. Adams, in whose arms she had died.
 "Drink has caused all your trouble Murat Masterson," said the woman. "Now, over the body of your dead wife, swear that you will never again touch a drop of liquor" Masterson dropped on his knees and, with hand lifted above his wife's body, spoke in broken voice. "I swear it," he said, ESQ help me God, swear it."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Genuine Flack Divorce Suit.

NEW YORK. May 22.-The genuine d. ~orce suit of Mrs. Mary A. Flaok against ex-Sherife Flack was tried in the Su- Sreme Court, Special Term, before Judge Beach. Mrs. Flack was i'll and did not appear in Court. The fact of marriage was proved; also the fact of Flaok's adultery. The defence produced no testimony. and the Court reserved it's decision. the only point in doubt being the proper amount of alimony.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
BASEBALL GAMES,
National League. AT NEv YoRK

National League.
 AT NEW YORK. fssst.bS1x. fksT SbSsa.:..:::::SS ..:.::S l SSs S53 Battertes.Ruasis and Ruck,ev. soxds-s o% .nd Miller. ' -o--''' S''"oe'' ~n'
 AT BROOKLYN. cissinSafii::::::::::::::.SS ceiIsSiaai::::::S iSsS Gs and Harrington.
 AT PHnADELPH1A. ccssiis:ss'pai...::::aa csiosso.p.::.:.::::::::aa 1Sd Se $t B 5atteries- Sullivan and Kittridge; Gleason
 AT BOSTON eSsssn efsssI.nd::::::::::o ;;d:::S 2 119SS 3&s Batteries-Getzein and Hardie; Beaton and
 Players League. AT NEW YORK; SSicaeo...:::::::::::;:S GsS sS..::::;S SSlss , ,Betteries-Ewing and Ewing; Baldwin and Boyle.
 AT BROOKLYN BnffsiSy BBa2ffH1i.yn .:::::1 :::::11 g SS 9-,s eIs Batteries-sowders and Cook; Haddock and Holligan.
 AT BOSTON, PPiatssssSsaai4;s:::::::::::::::::a 8 SSSS S-z Batteries-Daley and Kelly; Maui and Quinn.
 AT PHILADELPHIA. cclRtsGfs1Rhia cla7sfsaRsa ::::::S 9GS9 49,ss s Battsries-Knen and Milligan; Gruber and
 American Association.
 AT BROOKLYN. Houisvilies;.. HHoiiiGlRis;. ......:.:o 2 S9SS ] 8 E[1ss Batteries-Mattimore and Bowers; Station
 AT PHILADELPHIA. fidscs'..:o foiedso.c Q Q Q . o- oo-ls 3 Batteries-McMahon and Robinson; Cush-
 AT SYRACUSE. oeSiia11sS; ooia%sS: :......:o . SSS1 e 5 Batteries-Casey and Briggs; Gasbright and OConnor.
 AT ROCHESTER. SESeeesdsr $: aesis.:. ::::S .::o I S9E-s Batteries-Callahan and MoKeogh; White crok and Mungan.
 Atlantic Association.
 AT JERSEY CITY. fBs1lsii5 Balsim5o4sy Glsy::::.:::SS .S SSSS &&,SS Batteries-Fitzgeralda and Murphy; O'Rourke and Townsend.
 AT WORCESTER. MSTssiter: S.%ssf.::::o 9 oSS999 g. 5 5 Batteries-Burns and Guiuasso; Miller and Duffy.
 AT HARTFORD. NWffsaG1s Wii%inston ;;;::::::oo ::o aS99 4eE-,ss Batteries-Winkelmad and Moore; Stein and Williams.
 AT NEW HAVEN. New Haven.......0 2 3 2 OLA Washington ......1 o l o o 0 o. 9 >Batteries-Horder and Hofford. Mccoy and Nichols.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Rhode Island.s Commissioners.

PROVIDENCE, R. l., May 23.-The Gov ernor has appointed Lyman B. Golf, of Pawtuoket, Republican, and Gardiner c. Simms, of Providence, Democrat. Commissioners to tho Worlds Fair, with Jeffrey Hazard, of Providence, and Lorillard Spencer, of Newport, alternates,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Brantree's 25Oth Anniversary.

BRA1NTREE, Mass, May 23.-The 25Oth anniversary of the incorporation of this town was celebrated by prooessions, dinners and literary exercises. Sam uel E. Bates delivered an his torioal ad- address and speeches were made by Gov. Bracket, ex-Gov. John D. Long, Lisut. Gov. Hall, Josiah Quincy, Hon. Wm. E. Russell and others.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Mrs. Rabbit Defles Eviction.

SYRACUSE, N. Y., May 23.-The notice ta quit her little home in this city, served on her by Thomas H. Bullock, a New York lawyer, was disregarded by Mrs. Catharine Babbitt, a eister-in-law of the late B. T. Rabbit, the millio on aire soap man, and Mrs. Babbitt does not think that further ejectment pro- ceedings will be taken to compel her to leave the house.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
A Largo Freight House Burned.

ALBANY, N. Y., May 22.-The large freight house of the Now York Central Railroad was burned last night Noth- ing was saved. The building was frame structure 300 by 100 feet long, and was filled with general merchandise. The loss will be very heavy. Fireworks are the supposed cause, and barrels of oil aided the flames.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23

A RlVNI I0F thO btBhdhFd OH COmp0ny.
 LIMA, O., May 2S.-The most indepen- don't oil company ever created in Ohio is the Manhattan, which has . capital stock of $2,OOO,OOO and which was or ganixsd here yesterday. The company owns 2,0O0 acres of choice territory and can consequently have the benefit of their own productions. They have con- tRact0d for 800 tank line cars.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Afeo.Amarican Laaxu..

ROCHESTER, N. Y., May 23.-The first State Con vention of the Afro-Amerioan League is now in session in this oity. Twenty-Five delegates are present. Thos. Fortune of New York, acted as tempo rary chairman. Addresses of welcome were made by Mayor Carroll and Hon. George Raines.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Suicide of Q Youus Farmer.

AUBURN, N. Y., May 2S.-John whalen, Q Fleming Hill farmer about 23 years of age, was found hanging by the neck in c COW shed. It was a case of suicide caused by diseased mind, superinduoed by prolonged i'll health.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
The eshssls Murder Trial

BRIDGEPORT, Conn.,, May 28.-The trial of Jacob Soheele for the murder of Con- stable Drucker of New Canaan will fence has put in . plea of insanity. Drucker was killed while trying to az rest Soheele for Illegal selling of liQNos.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23

Senator McFarland's Disappearance.
 PHILADELPHIA, May 28.-The absence of Senator J. J. McFarlane, president of the American Life Insurance Company, who has been missed from his usual re sorts during the past few days, is sx- citing comment.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Strike of CiRarmakers,

NEW YORK, May 23.-The Strike Com- mittee of the e1nternational Cigarmakers' Union have ordered strikes in four factories employing 2,000 hands to take place on Monday next. The employees of nine cigar factories numbering 1000 hands arc now on a strike In this oity y for an increase of from fifty cents to one dollar per thousand.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Worlds Fair Com m issi oners.

BOSTON, May 2s.-The Governor has nominated as Worlds Fair Commis- sioners Francis w. Breed of Lynn and Thomas K. Proctor of Boston, with George P. Ladd of Spencer and Albert c. Houghton of North Adams as alter uNtes,
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Paradinx for Powderlv.

ALBANY, N. Y., May 23.-Over 5000 mon paraded last night in honor of Grand Master Workman Powderly, who is in the city. Later Mr. Powderly lectured on "Knighthood" before an audience of 4,0OO people.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Fish Found Guilty of Murder.

ROCHESTER, N. Y., May 23.-The jury in the case of Frank Fish, charged with murder in the first degree, whose trial has been proceeding at Canandaig qua for several days, brought in verdict of guilty. The sentence will probably be pronounced tomorrow.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
A 08O, O,OOO Failure.

HUNTINGTON, Pa, May 23.-W. B. Little G Bros., merchants and millers ct Alvsys Fort, have failed. Liabilities t8O. .QOos assota nominal.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23

Ministor Lincoln Returns to London.
 LONDON, May 28.--Mr. Lincoln, the Anefioan Minister, has resumed the duties of his ofdcs.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Attention, WadhamS Post !

Comrades will assemble at hsadquastsrs Sunday, May 25, at 6:SO p. m., in citizsns' the purpose of attending Memorial service in St Paurs M. E. church. The detail of thirty comrades will report Friday, May 30, at 7:15 a m., to decorate graves It Riverside and St Joseph's cemeteries. At 9:30 a. m., the Post will assemble at head quarters and march to the monument. After the ceremonies at the monunnent the Pest will return to headquarters, break ranks to re-assemble at 1 p. m., sharp, for exercises at the opera house, which will commence promptly at 3 pm. By Order Of
 JAMES F. GAUNT,
 Post Commander. o. w. Cornish, Adjutant.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23

We have endeavored to do justice to every one in our famous "Cross Puzzle" contest, and of the many hundreds of an swers received, the following were found to be correct:
 HARRY HOW'LL, No Abbott avenue, was the first person to solve the puzzle, being at the store before it was opened on the first morning after the publication of the puzzle. He is therefore declared the winner. Here is the list: P. J. Slavin, w. A. Gibbsrt, Daniel Murphy, T. D. Bassett. Jr, Mrs O. E. Humiston, John c. Doran, Minnie Perrine, Dennis Ryan, +. F. BelAnger, A. L'Homme, Addis Twining, F. G. Peabody, Mrs. w. J. Clements, Shelton, Mrs. J. H. Hall, Mamie Clark, Willie D. Martin, Susie Cushman, Miss Clara WildmAn, May Jennan ,Anso'ia, A. l.. Solomon, Dr. G. Dubuc, Robert S. w. Blair, Thomas Taylor, Henry c. Ward, Jessie Foster, Wilfred Straw, Roland Jennsr, Charles King, Mrs. H. c. Upson, May E. Vickers, Miss K Futile, Owen E. Mellon, Bethel,
 Andrew Phelan, Mrs A. B. Howes, Willie H. Cable, DAnbury, P. H. NAloney, William H. White, Minnie L. Painter, Jennie O'Rourke, Nrs Ed G. Simons, John Mccarthy, Mrs l.. E. Orton, Danbury, k. c. Johnson, Birmingham, Mrs w. J. Moss Mrs. Thos. Jackson, w Rochnn, P. J. O'Dowd, c. L. Chapelle, Mrs J. D. Cashman, Robert Quinn, Willie J. Quinn, Patrick J. Keane. Danbury, George Mcclure, Ada A. Kenny, Mrs. Meehan, K. J. Schuyler, Miss M. Filming, Plainville.
 We have omitted the addresses on ac- count of the space they would take up.
 A Solid Antique Chamber Set was given to the winner.
 Waterbury Furniture Co' 90 GRAND ST. AND 122 TO 124 So. MAIN Sr Undertaking In All It's
 Branches. Night calls at lO7 South Main St.
 John Lynch, Manager.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1890-05-23
Abraham LAce|n's Wise Words

"You can fool some of the people all the time You can fool all of tho people some of the time. But you can't fool all of the people all of the time" And the Waterbury Furniture Co doesn't mean to fool ANY of the people ANY of the time.