Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-03-17
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Photograph closets very common now in the
offices of New York business men. man goes
in and talks to his machine, and after while the
ype writer goes in and the machine ralks to her.
For purifying the blood, stimulating the appe
tte and invigorating the system in the spring and
early summer, Ayers Sarsaparilla is unsurpassed
Be you get Ayers Sarsaparilla and no other;
else the result may be anything but satisfactory.
"The tricky man is almost always to be
found out" said Smithers to Blithers. "That's a
fact, especially if you are calling collect money
he owes you"
That brassy ringing cough means croupy night.
Give Johnson's Anodyne Liniment.
The messenger boys carried free of
charges on the public vehicles of New York. This
Is an excellent, arrangement 1t gives the boys
more time to spend on the street corners.
Do you wish to regain your health if you are all
broken down and suffering from nervous prostration.
I will tell you what cured after suffering for
months. I used two bottles of Sulphur Bitters, and
I well man.-C. Stiles, bookkeeper
Canton.
Homely old maid with desire to throw off the
letters of traditan) -"Well, Pm going to give up
dressmaking and embrace the legal profession"
Young attorney Preaching for his hat)-"I beg your
pardon, but must be going"
1NDIGESTION.-A recent attack OF indigestion or
constipation is easily cured if the right remedy is
applied, but every medicine except Hamburg Figs
is disgusting to taste smell that person pre-
fers to let the disease take its course if the above
laxative cannot be obtained. 25 cents. Dose, one
Fig. Mack Drug Co., n. Y. Sold at druggists.
For rent-A handsome suite of rooms. suitable
for senators, representatives, members of lega-
ton. Also rooms for gentlemen.
Colds in the ad and snufies bring on eatarrh and
lung affections. Ely's Cream Balm at once.
1t is perfectly safe and easily applied into the nos
trils 1t also catarrh, the cases yield
ing to it.
1t is dangerous to tamper with irritating liquids
and exciting snuffs Use Ely's Cream Balm, which
is safe and pleasant and easily applied. 1t cures
the worst cases of catarrh, cold the head and
hay fever, giving relief from the first application.
Price so cents.
Ifphantom is to be spelled with phi to represent
the sound off, why not begin fancy and fantasy,
coming from the same root, with phi alsoi
Observation-Disclosures HABIT.-In all the world
there is but cure, DIR. Haines' Golden Specific.
1t can be given cup of tea coffee without the
knowledge ofthe person taking it, effecting speedy
and permanent cure, whether the patient is a mod
crate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of
drunkards have been cured who have taken the
Golden Specific in their coffee without their knOw-
edge and to-day believe they quit drinking of their
own free will. No harmful effect results from its
administration. Cures guaranteed Send for cir
cular and full particulars Address in confidence,
Golden Specific Co., 1S5 Race Street, Cincinnati, o.
Advice to yong printers about to go into bust
ness: "Don't.
NEWS ABOUT TOwN.-It is the current report
about town that Kemp's Balsam for the throat and
lungs is making some remarkable cures with people
who are troubled with coughs, throat, asthma,
bronchitis and consumption. ANY druggi-t will
give YOU trial bottle free of 1t is guaranteed
to ret We and cnre. The large bottles are Soc
and