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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1890-03-06
Boots, Shoes, Hats,
And Furnishings.
A. z. LEAKE.

Try Barnes $3.50 shoes, in seven
different styles, all solid, and is well
worth $500.
Barnes $500 custom made and
every pair warranted in mems and
ladies', the best value ever offered.
Barnes $3.50 calf shoes for men
warranted equal to any $500 adver-
tised shoe on the market. 3
Try Barnes $500 shoes they are
the best.
A Bargain 800 pair Of woman's
heavy shoes reduced from S1.00 to
75cts., to close them out. This
shoe is cheap at s1.00.
In furnishings we carry large
line, correct styles and prices.
GEM CITY SHOE STORE.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1890-03-06

GEM CITY SHOE STORE.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1890-03-06

Try Barnes $3.50 shoes, in seven
different styles, all solid, and is well
worth $500.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

The steamer HeaYy Bailey wsil net retara o.
her rvxnssr roass Cor iwc weeks. Her place viii
be sakea by TIE fs1rsAvea.
me tag Hsrnst vss launched Monday slshs
$40 viii lie towed srcend here 70 receive her
boilers IN aIsw days
me s.esrss. A,-St - expected 10 a-rvc With
a cargo al merchandise In Few aAys sraa san
Frasciscc.
ne oaeea Is trs here frorn san Fssnc4sro saa
NORTH soaas rekasson sssasday-
rhe H.ysssa aerahlie ala sal iron san Frsa-
CISCO Cor ssszsse Nay -
rhe ssssrasssp sigma saIlsSi srcm Portland ser
Seattle last evening
frou san srsncsca
TIE ssesmsaip was=iassca Is dee assS sessy
szcxa saa FrxnSisco
Tee revenue easte- Hsa- Is sin IN she nsrsc-
waiting 90 c-ssss.
Tae sssaszex Rrenaiss arrived trcu yaaeruves
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28
SAN FRANCISCO nAxxErs.

tex RErEirrs AID croT4uoS1
sAs FkANsrsco. Asy z.-Produre rscefpes-
: .oef. so0 qnsrser sacks; whest 63.nW csnsaia:
efans 2yopD ssexx.
Yicuf-Tra6e modense: family extsss, = 10
~: saks6 extras. Aio6s43p. supesans. an
uEs,-
bsriey-saIes slew: So feed. sss<c0sl az:
brewing. u os<9IEss
osfs-Aarksf easy. sarprise, 7s<asoe: coed
70 eaoice fesd. u ss149Iss. fair. q so1i-sa
1ofA-so Eel ow here. prices frn: cracked
ezra. more steady ~ &z79.s per ton.
Corn Aeas-Reed rs sy1sx 50 pey tan
OF eske neas-szs PER ton
Chopped seed-s23ez pes ton.
Hors-chasc< offerings are srare - lo(9ise per
-
fo'asoes-ssw potatoes are on the decline q
u so92 Is yer cxnrai
onioss-Tns nsskes Is losing ssrengfh. osw
ss43
wool-san Joaquin and Southern, year stspie.
per pound. tss<iei5e. citto seven monfts i2f1i6c:
ehesee foothsll- 1890: Northern choise. is3
~; Ssrads. ls9izc. HumsclSt and Nendo-
cinc. 1sS<}sc; Oregon and Eastern. isSis,1c
orTsoss
CAL board saies-Whea.--Buyeg fsD0 q 81
d CO.. elosisg. slsssx: buyer, season. 81 x9
LIN, closing. nz.
EArley-Buyes. isso. slG,4aloss1; closing.
ues5; buyer. season. 90 .cSsl: closing. s92<c-
yfSAscfAI-
Drsf@s-sighf. DC. ssiegfsphic, &c. sterling
bills. bank. stss. commercial, lass Silver
barr. nrssalot Mexican dollars. 90 49sic.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

yasssfday Win SOD enrue Of genexai nee.
ehsnd1ss lor 8ekWahAcher Bzoherx
he stean<r Deixs VII Be ready 10 aaks her
6r< mp Sssnrday.
Ths tag Bls has soae 70 Puss Angeles Win .
scow u humber.
The ssg " esp ho gone - Maine Win mn
a. iuDhe1-
ne ssssnsasp unssiIla slf1s ~ ssnYraneisce
today
TAs Detroit il stiH q the bunken ioadins
ccal
Tbs nc Rainier 10 stiil undergoing sspaizA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28
FOREIGN MARKETS.


FtNANtIkIp
Io~pox May 27.--Bsr silver. e. l-i6ts coasal "a
y ~. baii.on ont Of Rsuk 90 Eagiand. 81 l..
zoo. Rsns Of Easl4nd discoaa; rate. par cent
pEEADsrrFFs.
fEVsRroes. Nay -.-whest-Essses; Cshisr-
nj. sr~as lots Is ~, ss-s IL ~: Of coast IS ga
~. lass shipped. 50 ST. nearly tse. SIS %.
esrwcss ca coast slow en- passage very snlx
French sonasFy markets STEADY.
Nheat and soar Il Paris quiet
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

inso kagi<ed 1au< peek. xnfe II fhs oovresppn1-
we're fxpsFsrd
80 ntai snsD<n - fossign kcrs snaD Eng
= go fsu9 arpsenhsx / ISso. 70 slsY q iss1 uess
.ss neies: 0ne pefiot ixss YEA. to- hases
49, exposu a British hops Lost season
- 80 sRD t0aa. and ~ TIE psevicus one Aepe
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28
STEAMEg ANGELES

VIZ iears Halersa & Coirz "a v Art foe rc-s
Icvnse~6. -<sslR. Oar = ness, ru-t Angeles
ard Cr &C q. FAY tues ; nj Friday II n
rvsrrEssx seAre PR Ang. ses Monday ard
ThsssdAy. G q 4. arriving ~ Scare s.sx.s sse-
alag. casyytsg freight sRSa pSS~ necFs.
r. u. While, Master.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

! me Following are the prices paid hv dealers
g soasd lots delivered ~ the wharf. or the lob
> g rates quoted by wholesale dealers
nnsose-ter u. choice, iletiSe. inferior. Sslte
IEk-g3ooosnSl Csltlognis, irexa roll. lee
- "s Eastern Creamery, sold. lsSsa0s res n:
rmefy picked roll. ise&isc per II
..eeus-tjobhsngi Eastern. per dos. ieSsf7e,
- ranch, per doz, sc: oregon ranch. per doz,
lsasksk-{lobeiurl Case. per n @Rl.s "a.
ssnasrres. per N. ~. Holland. pc, dar' Al. "a:
PEI y. ase; csistornia. iiSfisr per y.
+ -Ssabosnsl Feed. per ton. sSS9sa
- nsAr-t!sebinsl Chicken srcd per TOO, Is
sAoek-kiobblnsl Washington per hla. a =.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

Dispatch steamers from seattle q io,iove
Fes san Francisco. VIA PoS Townsend and
sics IA: Al p a tpassengen received on
every ave daysthereaffef.
fssg Asska. sny saa . q m
Prom san Francisco for Victoria ana Puget
Sound ports: A, "a N. Ma 5 10 Is ~ ~
, and every eve Gays thereafter
Tickets raay be Obtained ~ the once 81 the
company al ocean Dock. seattle.
GoODALI. PERKINS a CO, San Francisco
II. MCCLELLAN. supern,s naeus. Seattle
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

For low ratea, excellent accommodations ana
oil the features that constitute successful and
enjoyable trip 20 the East, take the Sorthefn Pa
csfc. Through vesf!bnle trains ~ St Paul,
Minpeapoiis Duluth aid Chicago consisting al
dining. drawingroom aud sleeping caBL New
tourist slefpers under the direction OF the Pull
through trains. No better service 10 BE- fourd.
A. Chilbefg. city ticEet agent, 7l6 Second street.
boston block: L Tonkin. depot ticket agent Be-
attic.
you want the best butter ask. you grocer for
] T. AsenS fancy creamery.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

EAsTEKS MARKETS.
yxw Yoax srocK rxcHAroe.

NV fUHH s3UfK FH4FVB
NEW YoRK. May z7.-Tke stock market was
dull during the forenoon today, bur isSer be-
came active With q decidedly weak tone. aud
tie result Of the days operations il 10 leave
almost everything traded In lower than last
evening. Afehison IL down ia Missouri Pa
cinc, 81. Paul and Union faci6c rs each.
Governments steady.
MONEY AND EXCHANGE.
Money on call. ttJs, prime mercantile paper.
sat: sterling exchange. strong and active; 60
day bills. slsssx: demand, tAsss<
Bar silver, tietlo2s.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

NEN YORK NEkSHASptsb-
NEW Yosx. May .-coffec-op,ions closed
near mouths IN. otavrs severed points up;
sales, N. coo bags. May. sT 2osi7.so June. sis 30
air: IN, 49, ais.ss: spot 10 steady. fair car.
goex. so 20: fat bean. tiSan.A
surar-ksw. frr,. sales. 60 hogsheads: Mus
covada. - test. -: 200 hass centrifugal. g
test si.lec. l.ao bags m las es SUGAR. g. test.
e-isc. v. 20 TAGS DO. 80 test. i-isc: refined,
fairly active.
wooi-stcsdy. domestic fleece, ss0assc.
copper--rroaser. but dull: lake. June. 1854
Lesd-sseady: domestic. sac.
Tin-Firm: STRATA s2i.ia
pe;Fsscur -unisei closed at s-ssc for June.
CHICAGO BOARD or rRApS.
CHICAGO. May A-whcat opened at cent
lower. influenced possibly " The weather.
though the feeling was nervous and on symp-
toms of . declining market operators turn q
sellers Tae market ruled easy. prices further
declined "a TO &c. then started sooi buying.
under which prices advanced iise. but hscame
weak again. Prices fell back 10 inside figures.
fuctua,ed sorne and closed Il &C lower for July.
tie lower for August. ic lower for December
than the closing ngures vi yesterday. Receipts,
ss.oco; shipments, s<i.co
weca;-c,o ed easy; cash. sssss, &e:Iune. ssl |.
tsaSsae. July, 9Sssc-
cora-sseady. cash and June. sss.c: July,
s.ssc
gisc.
nsr,ev-Easy.
rork-sseady. cash. SIS: June. sis>cs: July.
Lsri-pan: cash. d: Jane. @,osas. July. 10 Is.
Rye-fisne Sac
nsrley-Essy.
whisksy-G0s
shou l,ssss-s issAac short e,ear. saessss7s.
short ribs, $aiassaia
enc co LIVE srocx.
CHICAGO. May z-.-cassle- Receipts. 5000:
higher. natives ;S8S, seekers and feeders.
e. isse4 IS. Texans t.eSs.5-
heNS-gecesps ,3eoo. scssve sni higher;
nshs. g. Sc 3aoS. psskets sad shiE p RS. q So
Ss2s7,s; iigas mixed aad selected heavy. q 9o,s
Aux
sheep Receipts. e.eo: Allow; natives. 10;
Texans. ,ticSatsa
We'll
pHrlAnKtrnfs. May .7.-wooi-Steady; Mon
faap II to Sc. territorial Is 70 &C.
Ro~rox, Nay = -Noos-Ftrm. sales Of new
sprius California we're made Al l7,e2oc; new geT.
ritcrs sells a. Issesc Tor sre me..um. Oregon
Wool steady at ia &C sor Ezssen-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28
CTEAxxR KIRKLAND

LE1vEs PowER HousY
For ysanisa snd vsy porss n sS q ~ I'm
p ,. and p. r.
ieAxss for Sewcassle ard nav rorsn - q
u AID > p N
AZ LoUGHEAD. Mssasse
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

t1Npss< MAMAAf
Tiers is nss rauca oazinass doing IN hops.
,,s Ma s,.trs sessis demand TOT 90 sumption Is
a. s,.rss,s =, raaiafasn . arra stsstaee Ga the
,.rt az holders 81 tae vsry lsnsiei stock AZ rres-
ent "a s&le-
irsrerss are ssaail. and are aksss % ecatsase
40 a gsag - rssess "a sAe eeassasn. snsi "a
ars.-sex remain 3nss aeevs the ,Fves ef va@nes
Ia ,a< borough only 80 esles wese imported
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28
TO NoSrxsAxo AND AL POINTS on
GRAY's HARBoR

bu6z1 SOUND = GRAY-0 HAlBoR RI
Insoogh In ore day from Seattle.
ans connect caily At Kamilehte q 4 n
9ash steamer from seattle
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

CEATrLE. KIRKLAND. HouaHToS AND
y YAER0w FxRRY
On ead after April |, lsoc. steamer IDlTH Z
viii leave her oock nor.s OF jackson street
cable power house. Lake waShington for kin
land. Hongeton and Ysrrow daily
Lave cable house Leave KfrklanA
At 64s q m. -, 80 = m
AZ $40 q - At 9:aS ID n
At 1915 n m. At 100 nm
At 80 u m. Al Sis IN.
At $50 ,. m At SIS o. M.
Parties intending % return By 6 O'Clock morn.
t1g boat can secure berth ana meals hv annie.
tug - the puroor o. the steamer.
c. r. KRAFT. Naeeef
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

CTEAMER MouNTAINEER
LEAVES
Harrington = Smiths wharf, foot Of washing
Ton street, a m daily, and returning,
except sundays. foe
BRICKYARDs. MIICHELL's POINT, SIDNEY
and head Of rORr ORCHARD.
ARRIVES AT sFArTLE. sop. n.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

TIE markets Of lumber. lime, hay ana oats
- VIE ssme Is last quoted. no changes having
sNutfed during the last week.
THE asRgrsr TO-DAY.
sastness was Sood In all branches Of trade To-
Y aud the trade aud shipping lively.
Aesning startling. however was observed In
~ OF the markets
important among the shipments from seattle
way were one car 81 machinery to snoaonish
go one car OF machinery TO Fremont
MERCHANDISE AND PRODUCE RscEirra
pu'sng the las; - hours the merchandise ana
Vuace receipts at this Port were as follews
Sutnern Pacific railroad, lea tons. Columbia 4
sases Sound railroad. 81 tons: Seattle. Lake
saofs & Eastern railroad. - tans nv water
svmief. leo tons: Anderson. s. tons. Fleetwood,
.s eas' Washington, tons Total receipts tgs
SHIPMENTS
ounag the last ,wensysiour hours eoo.s and
aeNhandise were shipped from seattle 10 the
sassoancing country as follows: Nortasra Pa
aoe railroad, = ions. Columbia and Puget
saad railroad. 80 tons; seattle. Lake shore
snssrn railway, III tons By ws,cr-l n
ssponSld. 70 tons. Kingston. Ton. Total ship
aeats. ~ ,oas.
Mature OF HECglrrs
so'sssen cars o. lumber, s cars brick. carr
~ =. cars shingles. car milk. car ice. car
-. car wagons, car school desks.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

This market rvEassns ssm aae " snyie'nx
- a.. . shais higher. Frime wssAlagteax
s.vs xoIa fer As riga ~ lsss cents eas taess
ma ~ AZ vssy ehoies quality TAers were vsry
..,s lfsny wasa.asscns isfs on the New Yesx
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

TAKE TIRE STEAMERS OF THE
PACIFIC NAVIGATION Co
II Baker & Cos WaarveA
wHATCoN. ROCHE HARBoR AND sKA5iT
gIvER
II. W. BAkE2 & CO. AGENT
Sc Local Time ca-fs
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28
rpK nor MARKETS..

rhtrtsea Cents Offered ~ fuysi'np->e
WasAingsoas Left In New York.
p,,xAtarr. May ss.-The present werssi
..s.sler ia all that can Dc desired Goa the hep
,,n.s ard shey are looking exceptionally rae.
-nsrs are fcu transactions ;skins place on cca-
,r.e,s fcr next seasons crop and the highest
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

THE STEAMER
JOSEPHINE
Leaves the Hatfield -colmsn dock asS O'Clock
.. m. Monday, "Wednesday. and Friday for
kingston Port Gamble, 81 beck AMI Uniou
CITY. Me head Of navigation on Hoods canal
l. aycs Onion City on Tuesday, T ers,ay and
Sat rrday a; O'Clock a n Nor freight or passage
apply on toArd or TO Colonel ). y. Gilmer.
JOHN ANDERSON. Masses.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

STEAxKR ". ,. MuNRoE
sKAGIT RIVER RoUTH
leaves Yesief's wharf Moaday, wedneoasy
sad frsdsy. carrying unitsi ssasss maii. for
fsaAia n susan. Issa aty. StAnvood. Pr
skAxlS City. NJ Vernon aa9 war ror;a
GEO. II. FOSTER. Assss
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-28

VI ND GLOVE&
New Biariiz fbuttonlsss NouEquetairel kid
gl0vrs. new coiors and black; all EreA Chester
cieary.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-01-18

--"Will that dog bite?" mo; he never
eats any thing between meals" ''Thun-
der and guns! but the brute has bitten
met! "Beg pardon, I'm 20 forgetfui!
breakfast this morniay. p Roston Tran
script
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-01-18
aAupY AND COSTLY.
Some of the Striking Novelties in Jcweir.
aud StIvcrware

and Silvcrware.
Tho shell OF clam reproduced IL
silver makes pretty butter dish.
| Pansies, roses AMI ferns worked II
repousse on tho back 90 silver hant
mirror have pretty effect.
| A gold locomotive headlight, with {
diamond set in place of the glass. makes
an appropriate scarf pin for railroad
men.
A silver gilt hand mirror of recent
importation has an Italian mountain
scene in oil showing through thicl,
boveled glass on the back.
A squirrel of gold perched on branch
of the same material, with thistle OF
diamonds and rubies in its paws, is @
unique lace pin.
The small hearts of moss agates, al
most hidden in branch of variegated
gold leaves, is lace pin that will
shortly be placed upon the market
Two squirrels, each engaged in gnaw-
ing at nut with plain bear resting
on their backs, make a silver knife-rest
that possesses many attractions
The chrysanthemum is being repro.
duced in almost every article of Jew
elry. Lace and scarf pins, however.
appear TO be favorite articles for show
ing it.
A silver napkin ring that is attract
ing much attention from those artistic
ally inclined represents broken ket-
tledrum resting on wrecked gun car
riage wheel.
Quite elaborate and handsome is a
c; oh ,,1ain 1,pi IA
band encircling the top, and with the
bottom chased to represent wicker
basket.
A unique and effective silver pen dish
represents the curved feather of an os-
trich. AT one corner of the receptacle
an odd appearing owl with averted
head is perched.
A helmet of fifteenth century armor,
handsomely chased, makes beautiful
ornament in silver. The pointed visor
at the front, on being opened, discloses
cut glass inkstand reposing in bed of
puffed silk.
Prominent silverware dealers say that
bright repousse work will soon predomi-
nate over the dull and oxidized articles
of last season. Some very handsome
styles in this class of fermentation are
being produced.
A useful and pretty ornament for the
smoking table is silver oblong tray
bearing three spirit lamps of dull fin.
ished metal Etched on the surface OF
the tray is line of music with the
words, SIT was my last cigar"
Adecidedly handsome and tasteful lace
pin represents two sprays of clover held
together by trailing vine of the same
material. The petals of the flowers are
divided into two sections, one of smooth
old gold and the other of open filigree
work. Weekly.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-01-18
WHAT is A GENTLEMAN

What is gcntcmanS Is it thing
Dccked with scarf.pin, u chain and q ring
Dressed in a suit of immaculate style,
Sporting an eye-glass, a lisp and smile;
Talking of races of concerts and balls,
Evening assemblies, and afternoon calls,
Stunning himself at 'at homes" and bazars,
Whistling maZurkas, and smoking cgars2
What is n n gentieman9 Say, is it one
Boosting of conquests and deeds he has dones
One who unblushingly glories to speak
Things which should call up flush TO his cheeki
One who, while railing at actions unjust,
Robs some young heart of its pureness and
trust
Scorns to steal money, or jewels, or wealth,
Thinks 1t no wrong to take honor by stealthS
What is a gentlomanY Is 1t not one
Knowing instinctively what he should shun,
Speaking no word that could iniure or pain,
Spreading no scandal, and deepning no stain'
One who knows how to put each at his case,
Striving successfully always to please
One who can tell by glance at your cheek
When to be silent and when he should speakf
What is gentlemanY Is II not one
Honestly eating the bread he has won,
Walking in uprightncss, fearing his God,
Leaving no stain on the path he has trod;
Caring not whether his coat may be old,
Prizing sincerity far above gold,
Rocking not whether his hand may be hard
Stretching it boldly TO grasp its rewardr
What is gentlemanS Say. is it birth
Makes a man noble or adds to his WORTH
Is there a family tree to be had
Shady enough to conceal what is budg
Seek out the man who has God for his guide,
Nothing to tremble at nothing to hide,
BE he noble. or be he in trade,
He is the gentleman Nature has made.
The Pilot.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-01-18
The Lord Mayor of Loudon.

The Lord Mayor receives from the city
of London for his year of Office $4,000,
and on an average spends $4,000 to $50.
900 in excess of allowance. He has nc
other provision except the use of the
Mansion House and its furniture. Wine
stands as one of the chief items of ex-
penditure. In the basement of the
Mansion House there are quite as many
cellars as there are aldermen who have
not passed the chair, and it has been the
practice of aldermen to lay in stock of
wine long before their mayorality. This
was done TO a much greater extent some
years ago, when it was more the fashion
TO drink port wine. Then an alderman
would place in tho cellar ALLOTTED to
hirnself pipes of port sometimes years
before it would be put on the tables of
the Egyptian hall. The wine not con-
sumed is usually sold or removed by the
outgoing Lord Mayor. There is no rea-
son to doubt that Mr.. Whitehead's may
orality has cost 100000. Manchester
Guardian
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-01-18
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Aged Pauper lin New York)-"Can
| you tell me the shortest way to the
almshouse, sir?" Lambkin "Wall
street!"-N. Y. Sun.
| -Wife-'I have hired music teacher
for our daughter Fannie" Husband
"Great Scott! is it absolutely necessary
that we should always have row on
hand with the neighbors?"
-Poet-'Have you read my latest
effusion?" Candid Friend-"No have
not. We are friends, and don't want
to do any thing that is likely to lower
my opinion of u."-Binghamton Her.
aid.
-"What makes the tea so weak, Mrs.
McKerrel?" asked Funnywit, the wag Of
our boarding house. "It's boen listen
ing to your jokes about the hash, /
reckon" replied Mrs. McKerrel. Bur
1ette.
-"This seems like sweet dream, . he
rapturously remarked, as he lingereA
with her at the doorstep. SIT doesn't
seem like dream to me-" she replied,
''for dream soon vanishes, you KNOW"
He vanished. Akron Telegram.
His wish.-"Is there any thing you
wish for, dear?" said the young wife
fondly to her husband at the breakfast
table on the morning after the wedding.
"Yes, wish somebody would give me
$40 for that S5, 900 check your father put
among the wedding presents.-Yankee
Blade.
Marked Private.-Willis-" am sor-
ry that your wife opened that business
letter sent you, Harris. You told me
@h,% oh of -
Harris-"She doesn't as rule, Willis;
but you see you made mistake to mark
it 'private."
Mrs Watts-"Mr. Watts and make
it rule never to quarrel before the
children. If we have any argument
with each other we always send them
out of the room" Mrs. Potts-"I have
cften wondered why your children were
out on the street 80 much more than
other peoples. ."-Terre Haute Express,
-"From your description of the symp-
TOMS" said the doctor, 81 gather that
your wife is suffering from the dumb
ague." "From the dumb ague?" "Yes
SIR" ~ don't think 80; it may be the
ague, but it isn't the dumb variety."-
Merchant Traveller.
-"My hands are awfully cold," said
the pretty girl suggestively on the last
quarter of a starlit sleigh ride. "Why
didn't you bring muff with you?"
asked the practical young man prosai-
cally. II did" she snapped, but she
wouldn't explain where the muf had
gone to, and he has been wondering
ever since just what she meant.-Somer-
Vile Journnl.
Count Spagetti-"vat, sare, you for
bid my visseets to your-a bouse?" Mr..
Corncorner-"Yes, sir. We don't dare
to encourage foreigners Of your kind"
Count Spagetti-"Sare, / will hat you
know Eat am descended from the Cor
sinis, 20 old noblesse of Florence. Now,
vat you think of my descent, eh?" Mr..
Corncorner-"I think 1t has been very
decided. America.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-01-18

themselves, and to search for other
food.
When Tony reached daylight again,
he was dreadful looking object His
face was covered with a compound of
coal-dust, tears and blood; his clothes
were tattered and soaking wet, and the
hand which clenched the ring was
nearly skinned.
He looked about dazed by tho light,
and with the strange bewildering sensa-
tion Of being III new world which al
ways comes to one at the first instant
after emerging from dark, underground
places. Soon, however, he got his bear
ings, and saw to his delight the carriage
standing by the breaker, and the party
just alighting and preparing to descend
the shaft.
They had driven slowly, stopping
often to admire the views, and so had
taken twenty-five minutes to accom-
plish distance of mile and half;
twenty-five minutes that had been as
twenty-five hours to Tony in his under
ground passage!
When he reached home, taking the
ravine this time, he looked to see his
mother watching for him with stick,
but she only ran and fell on his neck
and kissed him, weeping as if he had
been the prodigal son returning.
APP asked Immediately what the pretty
lady said when he gave back the RUG.
"She asked me what for I'd scratched
it, and got it so dirty"
"And didn't she give you nothin'P"
zone of the gentlemen he give mo
this" and Tony showed silver coin;
"he looked kinder cross-like at the lady
when she said that to me, and / don't
think she's so very pretty after ALL"
And if pretty is that pretty does," L
don't think so either.-Edith Brown. in
Youths Companion.