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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-05-13

To do the largest business possible.
Now don't think for a moment that
this Is 81 cent paper for iron Plus,
warranted to rust" advertisement, but
a genuine mark down sale.
See our immense stock of
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-05-13

-Binghamton Leader: Debt may
be said to be a peculiar institution
from the fact that the more you con-
tract the greater it gets.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-05-13
Dress Goods !

Beautiful line ofplain French Gooas.
German Henristtas, Serges and
Plaids.
Beautiful line of trimming Silk in
suberb colorings: Buckles, Clasps,
Braids, Fringes and Vaudyke Laces-
Challies, Organizes. Lawns. DeIains.
White Goods, etc.
A new invoice of Embroideries just
received. Tiny Edges to the full
Swiss Flounce at lowest possible
prices.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-05-13
The Girls Were LEFT.

Washington P'st.
There is q member of tie house
who, though he is by no means poo,
is so economical that his shsbbiness of
cl thing is cause of humilistion t.
his two lovely and stylish daughters.
One day his daughters heard him Say
he would have to buy new suit
pretty soon, so they put their heads
together and devised way tn make
him buy a good one. They were
very sure he could not be induced
to get custom-made suit, so they
went to a house that handle fine
ready-made garments and picked olt
fine $50 suit. Taking the mer.
chant toto their confidence, they told
him their desire, and paid him s26
from their own purses, ins ructing
him to sell the suit to their father for
SO. Then they went home and
told their parent they bad seen splen'
did suit, worth sl5 or $40, which
they could get for 50. The ia her
was interested in this bargain and
went that afternoon with the young
ladies to the store, where he paid S.
and took the suit.
The next morning he come down
stairs in the new clpthes and hi
daughters we're proud of him. But
when he set out fIom home he put on
his old, shiny, greasy Overcoat and
spoiled the entire effect
Now you need a new overcoat
papa" sail one of the daughters.
s'Can't afford it, girls" he answer
ed /; "tbis one has got to last the yeal
out" and away he sailed, LOOKING
about as much like q scarecrOw a
ever.
The trick had worked well once
Why shouldn't it again The youns
ladies made another trip to the cloth
ier's and picked out $50 overcaa'
on which they paid $50. The mex
evening they told thsir father of an
other bargain, and he, next morning
on bis way to the Capitol, stoppe'
and bought the coat. In the Goa
room of the house he showed his pun
chase to several brother members
who admired it and expresse'
surprise that he had bought
so cheapliy. One of the members
whom we will call Hobson, becaus
that is not his name, needed such :
E garment and went Immediately to n
; clothier, saying he wanted one o
those SO overcoats such as his brothe
|, member had purchased there ths
morning, whereupon the merchan
| in turn took him into bis confdenc
and told him the whole story.
That evening when the father Q
the two lovely young ladies cam
), home he still wore his old overcoat.
, "Did you 60 to the tailor's papa !:
a they asked.
!; Eyes. dears, l did; and l bolgh
the overcoat."
y Where is it?
a "Well, I'll tell YOU. You see,
L showed it to some of the boys at Il
, house and Hobson liked it 81 we
= that be offered me s12 for it. 1t air
q every day that a man can make "a
se easily as that, and [ sold it to him"
Frisco line.
l =. Il I'd
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-05-13
Our Hosiery Department,

We are agents for the celebrated
Burlington Fast Black" Hosiery,
every pair warranted fast black and
guaranteed to wear, the fabric is not
burned by the strong dye used In
macy other brands of East Black.
Call at our store this week and see our
stock and prices.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-05-13
Frisco line.

10000 acres of rich farm and mineral
and in Southwest Missouri for sale on
easy terms. For pamphlets and particu-
lar information, address Land Agent
Frisco Line, st. Louis, Mo.
4 lOd&wtf
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
SUDDENLY REMOVED.
Governor Humphrey Dsmisses the New
Leavenworth Police Board and Appoints
Another

Governor Humphrey Dismisses the New
Deavenworth Police Board and Appoints
Another.
TOPEKA, Kan, Oct 81. - Governor
Humphrey removed the board of police
commissioners for Leavenworth, which
was appointed last week, and named an
entirely new board. The new commits.
sioners are: William Fairchild, who
was on the Anthony board and who is
made president; P. Magahey, who was
city marshal under the old board and
who is made retary; DR.. A. b Gala
han, who is the Democratic member.
The change was made because of the
act on of the board yesterday in remov.
ing City Marshal Magahey and appoint
ing Fred Willard, secretary of the Re-
submission Club, to that position. This
action, the Governor thought, showed
clearly that the board was not in favor
of rigid enforcement of the Prohib-
itory law.
The Governor says he was imposed
upon in naming the other board, having
been informed that at least two of the
gentlemen were Prohibitionists. The
board appointed to-day is composed of
three radical Prohibitionists and their
instructions will be to enforce the Pro-
hibitory law to the letter Governor
Humphrey is in Phillips County, but
the commissions were issued to-day by
Private Secretary Smith upon instruc.
tions from the Governor by telegraph.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
a Sew Line tn Pueblo.

ATcHIsoN, Kan. Oct 22.-The Bur
lington & Missouri railroad has corps
of engineers in the field making a pre-
lminary survey of proposed line from
oberlin, Decatur County, in the north
western part of Kansas to Pueblo. Col
1t is said that the line win be construct
ed next year. The survey has already
been made from Pueblo down the Ar
kansas river to point known as Rocky
fork. and the engineers are now work
ing in northeasterly direction toward
Kit Carson. The company has also
made survey part of the way from
oberlin. from which point the valley Of
the Sappa will be followed to Achilles.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
CATTLE REGULATIONS,
The Agricultural Department Seeking the
Health OF Cattle by Tags and Labels.

The Agricultural Department Seeking the
Health OF Cattle by Tags and Labels.
WASHINGTON, Oct 24.-The Depart
mont Of Agriculture has issued regula-
tions for the inspection Of cattle and
sheep for export The regulations re-
quire the Chief of the Bureau of Animal
industry to cause veterinary inspection
to be made of all neat cattle and all
sheep to be exported from the United
States to Great Britain and ireland and
the continent of Europe. This inspec-
ton will be made at any OF the follow
ing named stock yards: Kansas City,
Chicago. Buffalo, Pittsburgh, and at the
following ports of export viz: Bos-
ton and Charleston, Mass, New
York, Philadelphia, baltimore and
Norfolk and Newport News Va
All cattle shipped from any
of these yards must be tagged before
being shipped to the points of exports.
Cattle arriving at ports of exports from
other parts of the United States will be
tagged at the ports. After inspection
at the stock yards, cattle found free of
disease, and not exposed to any disease,
will be tagged under the direction of
the veterinary inspector, and sent in
cleaned and disinfected cars to the port
of export Animals will be reinspected
at the port of export Railroad COM
panies must furnish clean cars Clean
stock yards are also required. No ocean
steamer will be allowed to receive more
cattle than she can comfortably carry.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
A Nan Blown to Atoms.

BRIDGEPoBT, Conn, Oct 23-One of
the illuminate departments of the Union
Metallic Cartridge Company blew up
with terrible force at nine a. m. to-day,
causing great CONSERVATION among the
800 employees in the main factory.
George Baker and his SON Fred w.
Baker, were employed in the depart
ment at the time A moment before
the explosion the SON became fright
ened, and left the place. The father
was blown to atoms, his body be-
ing scattered in every direction. He
was over fifty years old and was consid-
cred very careful man.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
Train Robbery.


SocoRRo. n. NJ, Oct 24-Early yes
terday morning as the southbound train
on the Santa Fe pulled out of Socorro
three men were seen to step on board
After the train passed San Antonio.
in this county, these strangers entered
the Pullman sleeper and locked the
door. They then covered the porter
and the Pullman conductor with re-
volvers and relieved them of their sur
plus cash.
8 The bandits then introduced them
selves to the passengers and held up
most of them, making quite haul.
The robbers jumped from the train on
the Bosque De Apache grant, taking to
the hills 1t is estimated that they got
81. 500.
The officers of the road have offered a
reward of 81, 900 for the arrest of the
bandits
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
Reaten fo Death.

CHICAGO, Oct 24-Mashew Brazell, a
well known resident Of Desplaines III,
was brutality beaten to death last night
Shortly after nine o'clock a neighbor
passing Brazell's residence was attract
Sd By the sound Of groans in the vicinity
Of the barn. On investigating he found
Mr.. Brazell bleeding on the barn floor.
his head crushed almost beyond recog-
milton. He rallied enough to mutter
''tramps killed" and soon died after as
sistance arrived. From his family it
was learned that he had 500 in his
pocket and the condition of his clothing
showed he had been robbed
The Iola register., 1890-10-31

Z NEW YORK, Oct aS.-It was learned
yesterday that at nee ting held Mon
Gay at the American Express Company's
once oy the principal officers of the
inherent express Companies, It was
agreed to advance express rates Begin
ming November L The basis for all
express tariffs is the rate between New
iork and Chicago. The rate at present
as = per 100 pounds Under the new
tarln II will be so. Rates win be ad-
xaaceo SO cents from Boston, New York.
fhladeiphia, Baltimore and all other
seapoard points west of Buffalo. Sala.
mancs and Pittsburgh.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
a1oO Reward. 300.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
system, thereby destroying the foundation
Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its cura-
tive powers, that they offer s101for any case
that it fails to cure Send Tor list of testi-
monials. F. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sod by Druggists. 75c.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
Considered an Insult.

COLUMBUS, O., Oct. 21.-When the
lower branch of the Legislature met
Governor Campbell sent in message.
but the Speaker refused to recognize
his private secretary and an adjourn
ment motion was rushed through with
out the message being received Gov
ernor Campbell looks upon the action
of the Speaker as a personal insult.
The message suggested that nom
partisan board'of Improvements for Gin
cinnati be appointed by the mayor Of
that city and an election be held in
April The message viii go to the Sen.
ate to-day.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
Bogus Loan Operator.

HAsvARD, III, Oct a3.-Charles Arm,
Strong, aged seventy-seven years, 70,
forty years one of Harvard's most prom:
anent citizens, has proved to be de-
1anlter, having robbed his clients Of
$4,000. He had always borne an un.
elenished reputation, but now it trans
pires that for years he has been prSc-
pcing systematic frauds He had car
iried on general collection and ioanins
business besides being justice of the
peace. He loaned large sums of money,
making thirteen loans for Joseph Sooth.
IL, ranging from $500 to 81, ogo each.
inVesGgation showed that all his recebt
alleged loa rs were bogus
The Iola register., 1890-10-31

A GREAT mistake perhaps was made when
DR.. Sherman named his great remedy Prick
ly Ash BITTERs; but it is presumed that at
that time all remedies for the blood, etc 4,
were called Bitters. Had he called it Prick
ly Ash Regulator" Curative" or almost
anything but Blters, it undoubtedly would
have superseded all other preparations of
similar character The name Bitters is mis-
leading; it is purely medicine, and cannot
be used as q beverage.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
PECULIAR ,NFAruArIoh.
Different Methods Of Following the In.
junction Love One Another"

Different Methods of Following the In.
Junction "Love One Another"
Do men ever fall In love with each otheri
Women do. Not long ago young woman
in New Jersey was married 20 a Youthful
laborer on her fathers farm. Sometime
afterward it was discovered that the hus-
band was female; the young wife refused.
however, though earnestly entreated by her
friends, to give up her chosen consort. The
strangest part of the discovery was the fact
that the bride knew her husband was
woman before she was led to the altar
If men do not exhibit this strange infatu-
alton for one of their own sex. they at least
oftentimes give evidence of the fact that
they love one another. There are MANY in
stances on record where one man has given
his life for another. There are many more
instances where men have given life to
another.
1t is a proud possession-the knowledge
that one has saved precious human life.
Meriden, Conn, is the home Of such a
happy man John q. Preston, of that city,
July 11th, 1890, writes: "Five years ago |
was taken very sick, had several of the
best doctors, and one and all called it
complication of diseases l was sick four
years, taking prescriptions prescribed by
these same doctors, and / truthfully state I
never expected to get any better. At this
time, Icommenced to have the most terrible
pains in my back. One day an old friend of
mine, Mr.. R T. Cook of the firm of Curtis
& Cook, advised me to try Warmers Safe
Cure, as he had been troubled the same way
and it had effected cure for him. thought
six bottles, took the medicine as directed
and am today well man. am sure no
hal
liver trouble than l had. Before this was
always against proprietary medicines but
not now, oh, no.''
Friendship expresses itself in very pc
culiar ways sometimes; but the true friend
is the friend in need
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
A Strong Foundation

In health has the constitution fortified and
built up with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
The entire physical structure nourished and
sustained through the agency of assured di-
gestion and assimilation, regularity of the
bowels and liver restored, the nerves invig-
Grated, nightly repose sound and health
yielding-these are among the results Of its
use Malaria, rheumatism, kidney COM
plant, are annihilated by ii.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
How to Gain In Flesh.

1t is not what one eats that makes one fat,
but the food that is properly digested and
assimilated that increases the flesh. The
food that lies and ferments in the stomach
or passes undigested into the viscera, does
The system much harm, as they say, il
makes man thin to carry so much effete
matter around with him. In order that
there be a full and thorough digestion and
assimilation of food, the stomach, the liver
and the kidneys mu st be kept in the finest
condition These great organs of life fire.
quently need the aid of various herbal
juices. 1t is to them what oil is to ma
chinery. 1t enables them to do their work
with less friction. 1t is this friction that
wears out mechanical machinery as well as
the machinery OF life. Now science has dis
covered the herbs that naturally aid the
movements of the stomach, liver, kidneys
and bowels. They are contained in that
ef1icacious remedy known as DR.. Bulls
Sarsaparilla. If you are in a state of gen.
eral i'll health give it trial and see how
much better you will feel.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
Export Duty on Tea.

LONDON, Oct GA Shanghai dis
patch states that Inspector-General
Hart, head of the Chinese customs has
suggested to the Imperial Government
the abolition of the export duty on tea,
as a measure of protection to the
Chinese tea trade, now threatened by
Janan and India
The Iola register., 1890-10-31

A AFATHER loves his child mother wor-
ships it Both decide the child should oc-
casionally be given DR.. Bulls Worm De
stroVers
The Iola register., 1890-10-31

GRACE-"What air was that you were
playing last night" Laura-"A million
aire, and l landed HMM. Y. Herald.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31

THERE are two sides to every question
buta bullheaded man will always bet thai
he Is right-Ram's Horn.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31

WOMEN can not be farmers-in the sense
of "husbandmen." at least.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31

SCHOOL MA'AMs are nearly all misses, and
the misses on the stage are generally
ma'ams.-Baltimore American.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
THE GENERAL MARKETS.

THE crow does not fly from the corn-feld
without caws.-W ashington S:tar.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
The Last Of the season at bar Harbor.

Ihe Last q the SEASON at Bar HarDor.
Baggage-master = Sorry, lady. but
you'll have to pay excess baggage-rate
on this valise It's twenty pounds over
weight
Miss Chamberlin-How provoking!
Mathilde, thought l told you to dis
tribute those engagement-rings among
the trunkS-Judge
The Iola register., 1890-10-31

ANY one can take Carter's Little Liver
Pills, they are so very small No trouble to
swallow. No pain or gripping after taking.
The Iola register., 1890-10-31

FIRST BURGLAR-"Good Lordi let's run;
here comes some onel'' Second Burglar
.'Ol come on; it's only a policeman."-
Hnosiar
The Iola register., 1890-10-31


address
offer
ILLUSTRATED
dChek.Fos sOrero stored
The Iola register., 1890-10-31
E YOUTHS COMPANION, Boston, Mass.

B. Hustrnei.-Rend
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1890-01-30
"The Merry Wives Of Windsor,

could scarcely have played such fam
tastic pranks had they been subject
to the many ills SO common among
the women OF to-day. DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription is a legitimate
medicine, carefully compounded by
an experienced and skillful physi-
clan, and adapted to woman's deli
cate organization. 1t is purely
vegetable in its composition, and
perfectly harmless in its effects in
any condition of the system. It
cures all those weaknesses and all
ments peculiar to women, and it is
the only medicine for women, sold
By druggists, under positive guar
antee from the manufacturers, that
it will give satisfaction in every
case, or money will be refunded.
This guarantee has been printed on
the bottle-wrapper, and faithfully
carried out for many years.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1890-01-30
AGENTS FOR THE JOURNAL.

The following Agents have clubs and
will take subscriptions TO the MARIETTA
JOURNAL at One Dollar per year in ad-
vance:
MabIeton-J. N. Barber and s. r. Coch-
ran.
Ponder Sprtngs-R II. Marchman
ind ]. Il. Camp. 8
Story--T. j.. Lunsford.
SnyrnG-7J Payne
Due West--B. W. Griggs.
Lost Mountain--E. L. Mayes.
Gritter--G. w. York.
Ac,oorth-H. M. Putnam, L. 4. Litch-
field and B. Rainey.
RosWell--J. B. Watson.
I AustelL-W. P. johnson.
Big Shanty-Joe Lacy and G. N. Price
Oakley MiNs-W. S. Dodgen.
Marietta Dist-Martin w. Frey.
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Due East. M. Power.
Now is the time to subscribe. Agents
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ty. and the price as low as the cheapest
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1890-01-30
THE STORY on A TRIUMPH.


MIR. Drake, the South Carolina
farmer who last year wrung from
pine land in that state the greatest
yield of corn ever known on one
acre, gives On interesting statement
of how he did it. The fertilization
OF the ground was begun in Febru-
airy and was repeated several times
while the crop was growing. The
total material used consisted of 1,0oe
bushels of stable manure, 900 bushels
Of cotton seed, 500 pounds of German
kainit ard the same quantity of cot
ton seed meal, 200 pounds OF acid
phosphate, 1905 pounds manipu-
lated guano, 200 pounds Of animal
bone and 300 pounds of nitrate of
soda. The total cost of this great
mass of fertilizers which Mr.. Drake
applied to his experimental acre was
1920. AS seed he used q variety of
corn which he has cultivated for
several years and improved very
mnch. Of this he planted one bushel
on March 2. On June Is he placed
posts and stakes along the rows to
keep the corn from falling. The rows
were alternately three and six feet
apart and the stalks from five to six
inches apart. The crop was harvest
ed on November 25. 1t yielded 254
bushels, and forty-nine pounds of
corn, and one and half tons of
fodder. The corn at seventy-fve
ceuts bushel, the ruling price in
the vicinity, was worth S191.16 and
the fodder SIS, making the total
value Of the crop S207.16 or $13.S4
less than the cost of the fertilizer.
The total cost of the crop, Mr.. Drake
estimates, exceeded its value about
S73, but as he won the $500 prize
offered by the American Agricultur-
list and $500 from the State Depart
ment of Agriculture for the greatest
yield of corn on one acre, he was
we'll rewarded. Mr.. brakes object
was to see how much corn one acre
could be forced to produce, and ht
did not expect the crop to pay TO,
itself. But the, heavy fertilization
has so enriched the land that h
thinks it will be good for a hundre,
dollar crop for several years to com
with very little more expense in tn
form of fertilizers. After all he ma,
find the heavy outlay profitable, in
dependently of the $1,000 in prize
which it secured for him: MI
Drake will also profit by this grea
| advertisement of his improved corn
Altogether he made quite goot
thing for himself by entering th,
competitive corn test. BY demon
strating the capabilities of Soutl
Carolina soil even in portions of tn,
state not supposed to be very fertile
he has done a valuable public ser.
vice. Macon Telegraph.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1890-01-30
A Bad Spell.

A merchants clerk wrote check
for forty dollars, and spelled the
numerical adjective "f-o-u-r.t.y."
His employer directed his attention
to the error, with the remark, ''you
seem to have a bad spell this morn
ing" to which the clerk replied,
'sure enough; I've lett out the
'g-h"! Let us hope the clerk will
still further amend his photography,
meanwhile, if any suffer from "bad
spell' of headache, superinduced by
constipation, ask your druggist for
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative
Pellets Entirely vegetable, mild,
prompt and effective, and most
efficient remedy for arrangements of
the liver, stomach and bowels.