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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23
Newspaper Etiaaetts.

very frequently happens that v,si.
tors to printing Office do things cal
cnlated to annoy some of the employees.
For the beneft of those we print few
rulss:
when you enter a printing ONCE do
not handle tue type in case. II you
want to handle it say so to tho piiater,
Aud he will be glad to leave his work
and empty the type upon the editors
table, where you can sit in his easy
chair and examine 1t at your leisure.
Never mind putting back the type
the printer can do tina; after you have
finished.
Don't read the proof sheets, clip
pings, or manuscript. II you wish TO
know what is going 10 appear in the
next issue Of the paper. ask the editor
to read II aloud to You. lie has plenty
Of time and will be grateful to YOU for
the chance to quit his work and enter
tam you.
If you want to look over the cash
book have the editor go and &c, ii for
you. Youi interest will please him.
Never ask for sample copy. Dis
cover where they are kept and help
yourself to as many as you want.
Aboye all things do not offend the
editor by rendering payment for them.
1t fiattsrs him TO think that you want
to read it aud it is cruel TO end his
satisfying day dream by the mention
Of 40 worldly thing as money. Be.
sides be only publishes it for the glory
there 10 In il.
Just help yourself to the exchan ges.
If ANY are still in their wrappers take
them out, by all means. They contain
later news than the others.
Before going. make some pleasant
remark to the editor about how easy
1t is to rua y paper, and express your
surprise that he does not do it better.
You would leave an aching void in his
heart should you forget to do 70.
II you are interested In seeing how
things look in type. nave the printer
set up your name In the incest type In
the office, and then take it home w.lh
you for curiosity. The editor likes
you TO have memento Of him. Other
peoples torgetfulness is the bzne Of
his existence.
Ask the editor, if you are perfect
stranger to him, to supply you with =
duplicate key to his post office box, 50
you can get his papers regularly. II
be be = gentleman he will give you
the key without asking; but some
editors ara not gentlemen.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23
sylvaniu District,

The wagon,road from Big Pine 10
Sylysnia Mining District 10 now in
condition for travel and tue first load
OF produce will leavs IN n dap or two
for that booming camp.
Andy Fife, the mining Superinten,
dent, started for Salt Lake City last
Thursday to get machinery and fur,
mace, the first shipment of which will
reach Alvord in few days Spears
big team, which has been frsighting
between Bishop and Mojayc. will take
the road from Big Pine to Sylvania.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23

Bishop Register; Don't go to Caude.
lara, is the best adyice which can be
given /, men looking for work. The
camp is improving. but the change Is
slow, and new men are not being put
ON in the mines ill they ara needed.
There are plenty Of men there now
looking for work, and whoever goes,
unless upon = certainly, 10 wasting
time. "Thc town is full OF broke
mem" stay away for q short time,
anyway.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23
Owens Valley.

The c. & G. r. r. Co.. haa given
orders to have several acres Of land
contiguous To their station houses In
Owens Yalley.under cultivation, Fruit
and nut treeS and grape vines are
being planted The object 10 to give
tho traveller ocular proof of what the
country can do. Owens Valley is
filled with Ene farms, but they are not
in sight from passing trains. In q
year or two the stations along the road
will demonstrate the productivenes Of
the soil so that all who ses must be,
lieve.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23

They know how to cure rhems-
tism in Pennsylvania Mr.. J. f.
Meighan, Pittsburg cigar dealer,
awoke one morning with an attack of
rheumatism in his right arm. Work
ing around the store in the forenoon
made il worse. By noon the pain was
No severe that he could not raise his
hand 10 HIS head and had to carry his
arm in sling. One Of his customers,
on learning tte facts, went across the
street to L. 4. Heck's drug store, and
at his own expense procured bottle
of Cham ber,ain's Pain Balm and per.
suaded the cigar dealer to try it. Ii
eased the pain and reduced the swell
ing 80 that by the next morning he
could use his arm, and by the second
morning was entirely we'll. This is
only one of the many severe cases Of
rheumatism that have been cured by
tins valuable remedy. 80 cent bottles
for sale by r. N. King aud Knapp s.
Laws Co.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23

Some philosopher has given in these
lines the summary of life:
Seven years in childhood sport and
play.
Seven years in school from day to
day-14.
Seven years at a trade or college
life-21.
Seven years to find place and
wlte-28.
Seven years to pleasures folliea
giyen-S5.
Seven yearS to business barely
driven-42.
Seven years for some wild geese
chase-49.
Seven years for wealth. a beotless
race-56.
Seven years for boarding for yonr
heir-63.
Seven years in weak ness spent in
care--70.
Then die and go who knows wheres
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23
High Priced Cigars.

The costliest cigar smoked in New
York is said to he the Havana Henry
Clay, which is usually wrapped IN
gold or silver foil, and which costs
81 % apiece AT retail. AS to the cost
of manufacture of such cigar, q
manufacturer says that 1t is wholly
impossible to make a cigar whose
actual cost with The use of the choicest
and most costly material throughout,
can exceed 25 cents. The cigar re-
tailed in the market at 81, costs the
manufacturer ahGut Is cents. There
Is small addsd item of expense IN
stamping, and the boxing may be
made more or less costyI hut even
with these added, il will be seen that
the profit on the higher grades of
cigars is ilnmense
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23
VIVA. Zoe. tn. Critic. Mean,

During tho past week many of our
merchants have received printed no.
tice from Deputy Revenue Collector
Read which contains the following:
I'm payment tar licease. send either
cash, Wells Fargo order or check, but
NO postal money order, II you can
help it,
This mysterious message has caused
much speculation about town as 10
its meaning. People are eager to know
why Government official should send
forth notice which will throw dis
trust upon the Government services.
Postmaster Summeriield hns written
to the Postmaster General, inclosing
one of the notices, and asking for an
Investigation. Meantime, perhaps GU
Collector will enlighien us.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23

Autumn produces chills and fever
and malaria. Simmons Liver Regu.
lator prevents them.
The bile is removed. the head cleared
and digestion restored by Simmons
Liver Regulator
Fine Job Work of all descriptions
neatly done at this Office. A new tab
let machine for letter aud billAeads
Just received,
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23

Miss Flyppe Which do you prefer
in woman, hrains or hesutys
Yabsley--Oh, ah, one should about
balsnce the other to constitute q per.
fectly charming woman. That's what
| like about you, Miss Flyppe; you
have not an excess of either~-[Terre
Haute Express.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23
Damth of Washington.

1t is something singular that Wash
ington drew his last breath in the last
hour, of the last day. of tue last wesk,
81 the last month, of the last year Of
tis last century. He died on Saturday
night, II O'Clock, December 81. 100.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23

Our father who art in England.
Rothscbild be thy name; thy fnan
cial kingdom come to America, thy
Will be done in the United s,a.es as 1t
ia In England. Give us this day our
bonds in gold, but no silver; give Us
plenty of laboring mems votes to
keep monopoly in power aud their
friends in office. We know, our father,
we have done many things that were
wrong; we have robbed the honest
poor, and brought distress to many q
door. We know il was wrong to re.
fund the bonds and make them psya-
bic in coin, we know it was wrong to
demonetize silver; we know it was
wrong to water our railroad stock, blu:
thou knowest we made money by
that Now. our father, thou knouest
we are above politics. 1t is the same
TO us whether Republicans or Demo,
Gratis rnle, for thou knowest we are
able 10 sway all political jobs in our
favor. Lead us not into the ways Of
the strikers, but deliver US from the
hands of the ipsaCs knights of Labor
and the Farmers Alliance. Thus
shall we have the kingdom, bonds, in
terest, power and gold until the Re.
public shall end. Amen.-GColorado
Workman,
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23

No pill or nau>ea'ing potion, but b
pleasant tonic and purgaiivs is Sim,
mons Liver Regulator.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23

Without a doubt this medicine will
cure you. 1t has cured thousands.
Take simmons Liver Regulator.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23
MARRIED.
SAME Piles.

Two inches of snow fell at Cory last
Saturday.
Old glory waves majestically from
our village school.
The Truckse river is higher than
ever before in tho memory of the
whites.
Tom Brown is in town during the
temporary shut down of the Diablo
mill.
Jake Tobriner, q well-known msr-
chant of Carson. died in that city last
Thursday.
w. D. G. Gibson has been appointed
Superintendent of the Indian School
at Carson.
tt. Snider and Miss Ella Simmons
were married at Greenfield, Mason
Valley, last Thursday.
A socia! hop took place at the
Southern Hotel last Saturday night.
1t was a very pleasant affair.
Cardwells wagon leaves Hawthorne
every Tuesday morning for Garfield
with passengers and freight.
R. Fl. Wright is acting as County
Clerk during the absence of Clerk
Rosentkal.
Hats aud Shoes etc., just received at
o. F. Taylor's. Spring styles. Call
and examine
There will be a social dance at
prquhart Hall next Friday night,
April %. All are invited.
The census enumerators want it I'M
derstood that ladies refusing to tell
their ages are liable to fine OF $50.
From Battle Mountain to Wiune-
mucca the Humboldt is out of its
banks and the low lands are flooded.
Fine Eastern corned pork at Card
wells. Also choice Bologna Sausage
fresh from San Francisco.
A carload of brick was shipped from
the Hawthorne brick yard TO the Mt.
Diabls mill at Soda to be used ia
repairing the furnaces.
Nat. Boyd of Bodie, who is badly
crippled with rheumatism, passed
north on Sunday, en- route for Cali
fornia.
There are 5000 drinking saloons in
Chicago. Each pays a license of $500
per annum. yielding total revenue of
nearly s2500,OOO.
Reno Journal: Judge CurIer, of
Hawthorne, is in Reno, and con-
templates locating here. He is closing
out his affairs in Esmeralda.
Frank Williams, who has been
mining in Alum Creek for the past six
months, came to town last week for q
little vacation. The mine is looking
we'll.
Lyon County Times: Horse buyers
from Candelarla and the borax marshes
on the @. 81 G. road bought up quite a
number of horses in Mason Vallsy last
week.
Whisky Bill" was arrested on Sat.
urday on a charge of selling whisky
to Indians. On Monday morning he
was examined before Justice King,
and bound over to appear before the
Grand Jury.
Five hundred tons of rock from the
Wheeler mine, at Pine Grove, are being
crushed at the mill at that place. 1t is
gold ore and is considered quite rich.
The run began last week.
A surveying party under tho direc.
fion of Supt. Il j. Laws, last week
completed the survey of u ronte for
the extension of the railroad to Cotton,
wood Canyon. 1t is not yet settled
when the rails will be laid.
j. A. Yerington and Il. II. Wright
took trip to Garfield last Wednesday.
About thirteen men are employed.
The upper levels ers leased to trih
nters, but the company is prospecting
indpsiriously !'down stairs"
Fruit prospects throughout Owens
Valley were never so good MS the pres.
season. From Independence south it
Is much further advanced than to the
north. There will be largo CROPS of
all kinds this year.
Mr. Tomllnson, of the Nevada Cop
per Company, arrived last Saturday
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-04-23

Simmons Liver Regulator has never
been known to fail to cure all liver
diseases
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

The recent simoom Of disease that
pointed its focal end toward Ogallsh with
such seeming savagery was not all par
tial in the selection of its victims.
Among others to feel its baneful inhu-
ence was one of our popular young men,
who has practical turn of mind, inclined
to think out most of ife's problems for
himself. Cause and effect is the basis of
his reasoning, so he had only to be con-
vinced that the disease had a lodg-
ment in his throat when he went to work
with will to demonstrate the efficacy of
some of the home remedies. After build
ing miniature volcano of tar, eamphor,
sulphur, cast-off rubber boot soles and
such like, he ignited the mass and, sus-
pending himself over that awful crater,
inhaled the fumes until the demons of
purgatory seemed to dance about him.
It seems that he emerged with the light
of new knowledge to diffuse abroad in the
world. Ere long the stables and fences
will be adorned with "Harlan's Great Vol
canic Tar Remedy"
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

EDITOR KICKER. Dear Sir: Among
the many things which You deal with,
why don't you take up the financial
question? It is true it has been ham,
mered good deal lately. but I have q
theory which I think would be of great
benefit and a real "wsy out" to the
people Of Trego county. Now let the
county issue bills Of credit, at once, to
the amount Of $4,000, equal to $40 per
capita, which shall be legal tender for
debts within the county. (no state has
the power, under the constitution, but
nothing is said about q county.) This
can be put into circulation in two ways:
First, by paying OF the county officials
and all claims against the county, thus
saving any taxes, ss the county will not
need any. Second, by pledging the full
faith Of the county it could be loaned to
al needy farmers, on land, at one half
the assessed value, without interest, ex-
eept the cost Of printing say one per
cent and could be paid by installments,
one tenth each year until it is all paid;
furnishing q continual source Of revenue
TO the county. On $4,000 the county
would, each year, get 5000, or enough to
pay sll the official salaries within its
border. By increasing it to 100000, Il
that much could be hoated, the circula-
ton would be doubled, money would be
plenty and times good. It would b
enough to pay all the running expenses
for ten years, ontside Of the railroad and
nonresident taxes By that time there
win be enough q government notes in
eiacuIasiOn that Xs can rsdupe Ours by
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
GIBBS GROVE
GIBBS GROVE, Dec. %.

GIBBS GROVE, Dec. %. /,
Mr.. John Warne succeeded in
trapping two coyotes last week.
He is getting to be an expert at that
business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Britt reached home
on Sunday from Nebraska. They
report good deal Of snow in that
state.
Mrs. S. K. Gillette, who has been
in Ellis for about four months, re-
turned on Monday. We under
stand she will remain home until
about the middle of February.
Mr.. L. Warne had the misfortune
of having a fine COW. kicked by a
horse last week and he was obliged
to.kill the cow.
There were some mistakes in our
batch Of news last week. The
party at Mr.. Sweets was on Wednes-
day instead Of Monday evening and
it should read E. W. instead of A.
R. LaRue.
The Grove was we'll represented
at Wa-Keeney,on Christmas eve. at
the M. E. church by the Misses
Britt, Pearl Britt and Eddie LaRue
and at the Presbyterian church by
Mr.. and Mrs. D. Countryman and
daughter. They all report very
ENJOYABLE time. SOONER.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
TO OUR PATRONS.

This is the fourth number of the
KICKER. How do you like it? If our re-
ception is such that you are willing we
should be permanent fixture, we agree
to stick-the fact is, we agree to any
thing-the same as every political party
which is over-run with reformers just be-
fore election, will promise to get in or to
stay in as the case may be, and we are
equally able to raise our hands in holy
horror at what the other fellows did.
But don't think that because we have
only doled out homeopathic doses Of
soothing draughts, that We are unable to
administer the most virulent cbmpound,
even toning your systems to swallow con-
centrated "lie" without danger or effort.
Neither think that because We have 80
far confined ourselves to a small area,
that our vision is limited to such short
range.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
SEASONABLE.
An Excellent Recipe For Plain
Mince Meat.

Two pounds OF tender beef boiled, and
when cold chopped fine, a pound of
minced suet, one and a-half pounds of
stoned raisins, one pound of currants, one
pound OF citron sliced fine, three pounds
of brown sugar, five pounds of chopped
apples, two teaspoonfuls of cloves, five OF
cinnamon, a tablespoonful Of salt, one
pint of cider, one cup of molasses, the
Juice and grated rind OF two lemons.
This is an old and well tried recipe.
All ingredients for above can be found
at Bestor's Family Grocery. tt
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
Holiday Excursion Rates Decem-
Der "A, IS, 81, 1890, and
January 1st, 1891.

For the Christmas and New Years ex-
cursions all agents in Kansas may sell
tickets at an open rate of one and one
third fare for the round trip to local
points within 200 miles. Tickets will be
sold on dates given above, with final re-
turn limit of January 5th, 1891. These
tickets will be good for continuous pass
age only. No stop overs being allowed.
E. l. LoMAx, G. P. A.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
OaAL1AH, KANSAS, December 27, 1890.

LINEs DEDICATED TO ANOTHER WILLIAM.
Twill tell, if I can, OF q stirring young
man,
Who resides but few miles away, sir;
How it chanced he should dwell
On place where the we'll
Must be cleaned without any delay, sir.
So he called to his aid young c. l.,
who said:
While the rope and the windlass we steady
You, Charley, may go
To the bottom below
%And may send up the mud when you're
ready.
But young Charley demurred at the Or
ders he heard,
For the wall was a dangerous wall, sir,
Quoth our hero so brave,
Though I go to my grave,
1fear not, 60 though I fall, sir."
As his father was nigh he must bid him
good bye,
Then stepped in the bucket quite fearless,
While the men turned the crank,
And they watched as he sank
Deep down in the well dark and cheer
less.
But they quick heard him shout, "Haul
me out! Haul me out!
1iust thought and my blood fairly tingles.
By the Man-in-the-moon
And the Great Horn Spoon
I must vote yet for Senator Ingalls,.
twas the thought that did save from a
watery grave,
Our young hero who venturedso freely,
And so during next week, ah,
He goes to Topeka
To vote for the Senator, really.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

Cough Syrup that can be Relied Upon.
Beggs' Cherry Cough Syrup gives won
derful satisfaction wherever it is tried. 1t
allavs irritation of the throat and 'brcnT
chial tubes, makes expectoration easy and
relieves all soreness of the lungs and
chest. Every bottle is warranted o,givs
satisfaction. Price, 25c, 5Oc and 81 per
bottle-the large bottles are the cheapest.
Sold by A. B. Jones. 4
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
old FOLKS at Home.

They will bethere and expecting avisit
from you at Christmas time, and the
Union Pacific will sell tickets on De-
eember oath, 25th and S1st, 1890, and jan
uary 1st, 1891, to all Kansas and Ne
braska points within 200 miles at One and
One Third Fair for the Round Trip, good
returning until January 8, 1891.
]. L. MORTON, Agent.
Wa-Keeney, Kansas.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
Holiday Excursions.

On December oath. 25th and 31st, 1890
and January LIST, 1891, the Union Pacific
vii sell tickets to all points in Kansas
snd Nebraska within 200 miles at One
and One Third Fare for the Round Tnp
good returning until January s 1891
a6smbef tbs dates
J. L. MoRToN, Agent.
Ta-Keeney, Kspsas
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

A certain young man, a teacher, 80
journing within the corporate limits OF
the "KICKER" seems worried because
public opinion points to him as the man.
aging editor. We ask him to rest pa
tiently under the burden, till in our own
good time We reveal ourselves, when we
will axonerate him from any blame that
may attach thereto.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

AS the legislature will soon convene
and we find that there are few appoint
i've Offices to be filled, it is now in order
for the political wire puller to set up his
poles and get his dynamo in shape to
properly impress the appointing powers
to observe the wonderful suroral display
that he shed abroad in the last cam
paign. None others need apply.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

W. 4. Tawney who has been holding
down the station at McAllister arrived
on the Sunday evening train and seems
tofbe happy.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

Politics are going to the dogs here.
The post Office closes IS soon as the mail
is in and hte alliance Bless me forgot
il has nothing to do with it, 30 seldom
meets that there is no place to elaborate
the policy of the next administration.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

Wanted to Trade: Brick property
on Broadway, Abilene, Kansas. Will
trade for stock of merchandise or cattle.
Property valued at about 5000; incum-
brsnce, $1,000. Address,
GEO. DE BEAUMONT,
Abilene, Kansas.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
Notice.

There will be meeting of the stock
holders Of the First National Bank on the
second Tuesday in January, at the Bank,
for the purpose of electing 5 directors for
the ensuing year. r. G. WILSON,
Cashier.
December 10, 1890.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
The Best Through Line to st. Paul
and MINNEAPOLIS.

LUG oOoS 4A1SO6A AAAO W Oh oSAA
and Minneapolis.
Is via the new "Hedyick RoKtc' from
Kansas City, through Excelsior Springs,
Ottumwa, Hedrick, Marshalltown, Mason
City and Austin, via the Chicago, Mil
waukee & st. Paul and Iowa Central
Railways. Shortest Line, Quickest
Time aud Lowest Rates. Train
leaves Grand Avenue and 22nd st. depot
of Chicago, Milwaukee & St Paul Rail-
way at Kansas City, at 1000 A. NJ, daily
except Sunday, arriving at St Paul next
day at 7:45 A. NJ, Minneapolis 7:55 AN.
For Through Tickets and Sleeping
Car reservations apply to nearest Cou-
pom Ticket Agent, or address Geo. H.
Foote, City Passenger and Ticket Agent,
No 600 Delaware St, Kansas City, No
]. H. VETTCH. General Agent
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

J. F. Barclay closed three months
term Of school last Saturday in district
Is. Will open again in two months.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
oGALLAH LOCAL NEWS.

No new cases of sickness. All getting
'welT slowly.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

imposing s.light tax and gradually CALI
ing them in, always being careful not to
create any too great stringency by rapid
contraction. J.B. MAXWELL.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

Chas. Ridgway employs himself haul-
ing feed from the neighborhood Of Wa
Keeney.
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27

DRESS stays, SC and 12c doz.
DRESS shields, 10c pair.
Dolls, 25c, 74c, 95c and 81.
Darning cotton, 1c card.
Darning worsted. 1c card.
Dickies, 15c.
Dictionary, Websters Unabr'd, 1925
Western Kansas world., 1890-12-27
Literary Notes

"The slossons of bangville," a Five
Hundred-Dollars Prize Story, by James
T. Mckay, is one of the admirable stories
given in The Thanksgiving Double Num-
ber of "The ToHtRs Companion" Among
the other stories are:"A Thanksgiving
Guest" by Louis R. Baker; "Cy and the
Bear" humorous adventure, by John
F. Barnes; CHASED by a shadow" by
Warren L. Watts. while whole page OF
Thanksgiving Fun is given for the young
er readers.