Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-09
SNAP SHOTS IN SEASON.
MUD singing will not pulverize Stone.

MUD singing will not pulverize Stone.
THE girls will all be studying beauty charts
now. The Venus de Meadyille hasset the pace
for the symmetrIcal craze. She is a good girl,
weighs 100 pounds and stands feet D on feet
that have not cultivated corns. 1t VIII be good
form to cultivate the human form, but the
study of dress forms will pay better. Dress
makers are coming money.
A GAS account may be heavy, but it's light
bill, just the same.
THE sun is making hot race toward the
equator. $3.50
THE tennis court is good counting ground.
COMING events cast their shadows before.
The people who put up the light towers in AL
legheny evidently forgot this oldproverb.
REED had an eye on the Maine chance.
A CONTEMPORARY asks: Where are the serv-
ant girls? A great many of them seem to be in
the Amaz oman marches which take place
nightly on the stages of most of the theaters in
the land.
THE model husband does not haunt the
studios.
IF the baseball managers here want to make
up their losses all they have to do is to cut up
the parks into building lots. '-=.r
WATER is a burglar when it breaks locks.
HAVE you heard from Maine?
IT Is better not to bet on election results.
Politics in off years are mighty uncertain.
THE soft-shelI crab is outgrowing its old
clothes.
THE independent oil man and the Independ-
ent voter are having their innings now.
A BROKEN violin string can be bridged over.
IF you want to see an object lesson in industry
stir up an ant hill.
Miss BEST and Mr.. jackson, the well formed
prize winners, might make hit as Venus and
Adonis. They can travel on their shape.
STILL waters run deep, but swift streams get
there first.
Poor MARIE BLAINE! The surgeons have
broken one of her arms in the hope OF restoring
its shapeliness, and they will soon break one of
her rheumatism twisted limbs.for the same pur-
pose What woman will not endure for
beautys sake is beynd mans comprehension.
THE modern politician does not have much
faith in prayer. ar
A scHooLBoY cannot be gauged by tine num-
ber Of books he carries.
A STEAMSHIP is called she because there are
swells in her wake.
THE man who drops his collar button in
dark room and cannot find match is liable to
use language that would shock . phonograph.
You can borrow trouble without giving Sc
curity. ..
SOME doctors say the unexpected heat will
contribute toward the spread of influenza,
which has already broken out again mildly in
some places. Too much sunshine out Of season
breeds doctor bills.
WITH women now it's off with the old love of
a bonnet and on with the new.
If the Chicago hoodlums who demanded
compelled to smoke hair for 30 days they would
never do it again.
THE actress who jumped overheard in New
York Bay watered her stockings. "H
WHO is the $40, 900 electric light boodler in
Allegheny Let us have plans and specifica-
tions before proceeding further. Such grave
charges cannot be brushed aside by mere de-
mails. Let the men who say it is and the men
who say it isn't so come to the center in manly
style or come Off
LIFE, like cigar, ends in ashes.
THE prices put on some of the new-fangled
rough goods for women's wear this fall are apt
to ruffie the temper OF the man whe pays for
them.
A GREAT many people go hunting simply to
kill time.
STRAwBRIDGE heads the Lincoln Independ-
ent revolt. Here's chance for the Delamater
organists to have some photographic fun.
You cannot count the ballots before they are
cast.
The Philadelphia Press says the various In
dependent movements should get together and
be photographed. There's hardly enough glass
in the State to supply the negatives.
THE worlds stage, but some Of its people
are very poor players.
THE Wheless electric car system operates
with unseen wires The cars are not wheelless
though.
LITTLE PUCK is full Of puckerings.
FASHION has decreed that street dresses
shall lie on the ground at least an inch and a
half Jack the Ripper will soon be doing Dusi-