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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Mrs. Jobbs-''What on earth is that"
Mr.. Jobbs-''This. my dear, is barome-
ter-a present from our son at college,"
ooh, Pve heard of them. Isn't the dear
boy thoughtful? Which way do We screw it
when we wan. the weather to be fine:''
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

He las they seat themselves at the the
atre): ''My dear, I have left my pocket
book at home"
She: Haven't you any money atall?"
He: "Only 20 cents"
She: "Won't that be enough"
He. Enough. Why, it's five act
,,1,,,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

sWhat's your idea of heaven as a place, >"
she asked, as they were coming from the
symphony concert. And he growled: 'It's
where the women attend the harp rehears-
ais bareheaded."
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Mr.. Lookahead: "Does my daughter
give you much encouragement, sir?"
Mr.. Donothing. "Why yes, she says your
business is increasing so that you can soon
support us in the style We both like"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Minnie: Sand you say you shed tears at
the play last night?
Mamie: Il did, l was so affected"
Minnie: "Oh, you always are"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Throat Diseases commence with Cough,
Cold or Sore Throat 'Brorn's Bronchial
Troches" give immediate relief. Sold only
in bores. Price % cents.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

lEManaging editor Ito musical EDITOR:
''Look here Jones; here's fiddler been
hanged out west for horse stealing. How
shall! headline it,"
Musical editor: ooh. don't know. H.
m; how would Difficult execution on one
string' do?"
NJ. E.: 1.-THE very thing"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Better Than he Thought for.-Patient:
THAT medicine you gave me for my cold,
doctor. cured me entirely"
Doctor lin surprise): did il! Well
blamed if don't believe I'll try it myself.
can't get rid of mine"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Are any of the new-fangled washing COM
pounds as good as the old-fashioned soap?
Dobbins' Electric Soap has been sold every
day for "a years, and is now Just as good as
ever. Ask your grocer for it and take no
other
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Minnie: 81 don't like INN bit. He
never looks one in the face when speaking"
Mamie: ''Is there any reason why he
should look at your face if he can help it?"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Mean Business Man-"Seems TO me you
take good while for lunch. You've been
gone an hour and half. and yet restaurants
are as thick as hops about here"
Poorly Paid Clerk-"l was hunting for
place within my means
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Hello Punch, called the rooster IN the
farm-yard.
why Punch:" queried the turkey.
"'Cause you'll soon be stuffed with chest
nuts" laughed the tough old cock.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

young Goslin seems anxious for his rich
ancie to die" "Yes: think he must be
the eager and nipping heir that Shakespeare
speaks Of"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Vocat;on.-Baykir: $50 you're going
to Philadelphia! What on earth can you
do in that sleepy old town.
Faykir: sDo the people"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

veni! vidi Wei! thisi said Of Salvation
Oh, for it conquers the worst cases Of rheu-
matism and neuralgia at once. Pnce Is
cents bottle,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

When Baby was sick. We gave her Castoria-
When she was q Child. she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she bad Children. she gave them Castoria.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Chicago Man-"You don't mean to say
you make money in st. Louis. do yOu?"
st. Louis Man (testily)-"Ive made hall
million there, ST."
Chicago Man (amazed)-"Well! we'll! are
you the sheriff?''
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Mrs. Jobb Lotte-"Mein tear, 1 CANT
make. any more of dot sheap bargain clo-
ding, to-day"
Mr., j. LIS dere no more cloth?"
Mrs. J. L:-"Dere is blenty of Cloth, but
dot mucilage is all gone"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

LaGrippe ought to be popular in secret
society lodges, If any where.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

A cooking main Is kind of prize figh
that is always won by foul
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Mr.. Grubbs-1O p. m.)-'T hate to go to
sleep, knowing that a strange young man is
down in the parlor with our daughter"
Mrs. Grubbs-"Don't you worry. We
had onions tonight, yon know"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

New ideas come with the progress of time
Every year bring some new wrinkle.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

No matter how small a man may be, the
woman who marries him loves him just as
much as if he was six feet two.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Sawkins: ''What Is sweeter than to have
a friend you can trust"
Dawkins: TO have a friend who will
trust YOU"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Honesty is doubtless the best policy, bu
it seems to have expired long ago.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Maybe she didn't mean it that way.-She:
my face IS my fortune, ST."
He :"Yes, you could easily get long en-
gagement in dime museum"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Some one said of Keene's acting: 81 like
his dying scenes best; he acts the dead man
to the very life"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

The conceit of some people is SO strong
that they admire their mistakes because
they make them.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

The Postmaster-General should suppress
matrmony by all means, for matrimony is
4 lottery.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

McGinty ought to be happy. He wont
catch the influenza at the bottom of the sea
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

First young lady of distinctions: "My an
cesters came to this country $50 years ago.
Second young lady of distinction: mime
did not find it necessary to come to this
country at all
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

They do say that progressive wedding
parties" will be popular fad in Chicago
next year.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Some Respect for Royaity.-While the
true American does not believe in king,
he will bet his last cent on four of them.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16
She Performs herDuty

Amince pie may be sans rlme' but
shall never be sans raisin.'
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

If visitor must look on door mat for
WELCOME his name is mud.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

up TO Date" The title of Lord Teny-
sons new poem, "Demeter" was, of course
suggested by the gas strike.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

The grip could scarcely become greater
nuisance-unless some one should drama
tie il.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16
told me to call to-

Bill Collector-"You told me to call to-
day. SIR"
Mr.. Slowpay with deco emotionl-"I
suppose you heard of the failure of Sure,
Cash Il Cos bank this morning."
"Yes, a report to that effect was around,
but it was all mistake. check on that
bank Is as good as gold."
'.Um-please call again."
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

The fashionable bud is modest: she never
wants to blow.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Mince pie will keep man awake longer
than guilty cons"l MO-.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Life-insurance agents can make life &
burden.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Perfection Is attained in DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy. 1t cures the worst cases.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Some men have to die to head process
sion.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16
Wife. "What are Vol so busy at?"

Wife: ''What are you SO busy att"
Young Physician: Il am writing letter
70 the newspapers abusing DR.. Blank, the
great scientist"
Wife: "But DR.. Blank has never done
you any harm, and you agreed with his the
ories."
Up: .''Tue but 1t is against the rule
for physicians to advertise, and must get
myself before the public in some way"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16
W. V. MORSE & CO.,

To the postman, the tenderest and swees-
est love-letter is just the same as heartless
tailor's dun.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Shetdotes on art): do you draw?'
He: "Well, that depends on the cards /
get"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16
Oregon. the Paradise OF Farmers.

Mild, eauabe climate certain and abln6sn. crors Bes
fruit grain stock country the world Full
formstion free Address the Oregon Immigration Board
Port.and Oregon.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

The model husbands are the men who
never marry.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Commercial travellers are not afraid o
the grip.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16


embryo
distinctly
slipped of disappeared followed
foam which could hour
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Is the woman who goes to church to ex
hibit her seal-sktn sacquereligious.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16
1 The New 8 Year! 9 New Year! O
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Popular Song Collection, 81 good songs. 81
Good Old Songs we used to sing lis songs 81
College Songs, 10000 sold. Soc
College Songs for Banjo; for Guitar; each 81
Rhymes & Tunes Osgood. Sweet home music, 81
INSTRUMENTAL.
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Popular lance Music Collection .......S1
Young Peoples Clas.ics, 81 easy pieces 80. 81
The above are all superior books.
Any book mailed for retail price.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Arthur iust beginning his FrenchJ; 'cPa-
ga; is the French word for money of the
feminine or masculine gender?"
Father. FEMININE, of ,ourse."
Arthur: "Why, papa?"
money talks"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Queen victona's reign has lasted so long
that it seems to have lapsed into sort of a
drizzle.
Kim: 'You say that both duellists fell
Hams: @Ysao
Kim: 'tGEee Asavens. what were The
a: - : 1lnu1aua ~ $3.50
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Oldest and bcst-"TansilPs Punch Cigar.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

Ar DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS
lHE CHARLES A. v0EEt Err CO., Baltimore. 3D.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

The senate having adjourned from Thurs
day to Monday, January IL, the house, on
Friday. adjourned for the day as a mark of
respect for William d. Kelley, whose death
was announced. His desk was draped. and
adorned with a simple boquet of white
flowers.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-01-16

The wee president laid before the senate
communication from Attorney General Mil
Ter in respons to resolution. The attorney
general stated that no instructions, oral Of
written, have heen given to District Attor
ney S. n. Chambers on the subject of the
arrest of W. W. dudley, nor has any com.
justice to the district attorney of Indiana
nor has any been received by him will
reference to the sub. ect. The communica
ton was referred to the committee on thu
judiciary.
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27
Defaulting Democratic State Treasurer

Defauiting Democratic State Treasurers.
 The InteHigencer invites attention of the people to the following list of ras- cally Democratic State Treasurers of Democratic States with the amount of reported robberies:
 State Treasurer Hemingway of Missis- sippi stole $315,OOO.
 State Treasurer Nolan of Missouri stole $32, ,445.
 State Treasurer Tate of Kentucky stole s120,OOO.
 State Treasurer Vincent of Alabama stole $sO,OOO.
 State Treasurer Churchill of Arkansas stole $1l5,000.
 State Treasurer Polk of Tennessee stole s5O,000.
 Overdue Tax Commissioner Galloway of Arkansas stole $ll ,000.
 State Treasurer of Maryland stole $20O, 1000.
 State Treasurer Burke of Louisiana stole $75O,OOO.
 Attention, defaulters! Listen to the roll call: Alabama, Arkansas, Ken lucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, Missouri and Tennessee. To the head of the column! Forward, march! The vast army of Democratic defaulters in other official positions and places of trust will fall in at the rear, making an legion of bright and shin- ing lights of Democracy who grandly illustrate the policy and principles of modern Democracy.
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27

TIE Pacific Coast has organized at the worlds fair. California has taken the chairmanship of the sub-commission and Colorado the secretarship. Mark l.. Me- Donald, the chairman, is resident of Santa Rosa, California, where he conducts bank and ranch on large scale. He is man of commanding presence, easy manners and splendid executive ability. He is a man of affairs, broad guage, enterprising and en- ergetic, just the man for the place which he has been called to fill. F. J. V. Skiff of Denver, who has been chosen Secretary, is at present Commissioner of Immigration for Colorado and an ex- journalist. He went from Lawrence, Kan, to Denver, and for many years was the life of the Tribune. He is quick witted, sharp and clever, and splendid choice for the important position of Secretary.
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27
------------------------- ARIZONA-AN INVITATION.

 Come to the land where mountain and plain Stretch grandly away to the sounding shore Where a great river rolls to the ocean main, And an azure clear sky arches all OCT. Come where the sun sheds his brightest rays, And fields ever green foreer bless the eye; Where the health-giving zephyr in wantonness
 plays;
 In this bounteous land hope and love cannot die. Come to a land where storms never beat With fullness of fear, or winter to blast; Come, and here you will find the richest retreat That God, for his children, on the round earth has cast. Then come to the land of the mountain and plain,
 Where nature gives fruitage the whole sea sons round; Where joy fills the heart and banishes pain, And health, peace and pleasure forever abound. In this goodly land 'tis delightsome to live, Men grow grander in mind and broader in thought For the earth in its fullness so freely doth give That we feel natures love and great soul work is wrought.
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27
AN IMPORTANT SURVEY,

Deputy Surveyor John c. Smith left Tucson yesterday to survey the western boundary of the White Mountain Indian reservation, under contract with the government.
 This is one of the most important surveys that has been made in Arizona. inasmuch as it will determine the locus of rich mines, and other valuable prop erty. Among the mines whose location is in dispute is the Stonewall, and the Tweed. The Stonewall has produced ore worth upwards of SIP per pound, and is without question one of the most promis- ing properties in the Territory. The Tweed is a copper property, and was worked extensively until copper fell to lO1a cents per pound, when work was stopped. The work was prosecuted under the direction of Professor Doug- lass, the president of the Copper Queen.
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27

Some time since, the military authori- ties made a survey of the western bound ary, but Congress deemed it advisable that an official survey, under the direc- ton of the General Land Office should be made, and special appropriation for the purpose was made last year.
 The line will be in the neighborhood of no miles in length, and passes over a very rough country, rich in minerals, but difficult of access. It is estimated that fully two months will be consumed in the work. A military escort accom- panies Deputy Smith from Dudleyville, and about ten men will be engaged in the survey,
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27
CRAZED BY BABY's DEATH.
A Father and Mother Frantic at the Loss
 of Their Child.

ot
 A strange and pathetic little presses sion was seen entering this place yesterday morning, writes Livingston, Texas, correspondent. It consisted of a mud-splashed buggy containing hag- gard, disheveled man and woman, with a little coffin at their feet, and Constable Smith leading the poor tired horse, followed by crowd of grave-faced men. The man and woman were Dr. William Ripperdam and his wife from Shady Burn, little place about eighteen miles east of here, and the coffin contained the body of their child. The history of their appearance here is one of the saddest possible. About fifteen months ago this child was born to the couple, who had reached middle age without children, and the baby became the idol of theparents' hearts. It was touching to witness their devotion to the little creature, which they attended constantly, and when, about two weeks ago, death robbed them of 1t the warmest sympathy was felt for them throughout the community.
 Preparations for it's burial were made, but on the morning appointed Dr. Rip perdam and his wife, together with the coffin containing the body, were found to have disappeared. Their house was left open, and only the doctors buggy and horse were gone. As they had no relatives to interfere, they were not sought for, and the general supposition was that they had taken the child else where for burial. But news came in a few days that a buggy containing man and woman. with coffin was being driven aimlessly about the country. All who met them declared that one or the other of them prayed aloud all the time. Sometimes they were run across seated by running stream partaking of meal of crackers, potted meat, etc., with the horse crop ping the grass near by and the casket beside them. When accosted they answered that they feared the body would be taken from them, and then they hoped by prayer to prevail on the Deity to restore it to life, quoting the miracle of the widows son.
 They were seen near here the day be- | lore yesterday and were taken charge of by Constable Smith and posse, who brought the buggy and it's occupants with their melancholy treasure to town,
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27
OUR evenine contemnorarv tbe U..

OUR evening contemporary, the Her ald, is still whining for sympathy, and makes an effort to create some for itself by deprecating fair competition. Has the Herald ever before opposed the es- tablishment of business enterprise in Phenix? Not much; but it was always ready to boom the new doctor, the new drugstore, the new jeweler, the new furniture man, at so much line. It is only when it's own OK is gored that it whines. Come out of this baby act and be a man. Don't whine.
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27

The "organ" and its schemers have found them- selves in hopeless minority and despised and rejected by every true Republican in the Terri tory, hence this howl for sympathy.
 This is in reference to us. But there must be something wrong about it. The facts do not carry out the assertion. TIE REPUBLICAN is just forty days old and already has bona .fde paying crcu- lation double that of the Herald. This doesn't look as though TIE REPUBLICAN was "despised and rejected" and it certainly has no reason to "howl for sympathy" We don't whine. We are right well, thank you, and will do bet ter. If you don't think.s so, come over and look at our subscription books.
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27

where the remains of the child were buried. The poor father and mother were frantic, raving and praying all through the ceremony They were given a a room at the MAyberry house and locked in, it being hoped that as the baby was really buried they might re- sign themselves to their loss; but during the night the pair escaped by window and were found in the cemetery, where they had nearly succeeded in exhum- ing the coffin. When taken away they became so violent that it vas necessary to secure them. They have been ad judged insane and will be sent to the asylum. The case has excited much sympathy throughout the county, as the doctor has quite a reputation for learn ing and skill in his profession, and his wife being noted for her benevolence and piety,
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27
RED0NDO HOTEL
 Redondo Beach, Cal.

This new and magnificent hotel was opened to the public May 1st. It is the most thoroughly equipped and best furnished house on the Pa ciic Coast Two hundred and seventy five rooms, replete with every convenience: fire place, hot and cold water, incandescent lights, electric call and return system. Standing in the center of a twenty-two-acre tract, under high cultivation, two hundred feet back from the ocean bluff. Arc lights on the grounds Finest surf bathing in America. The house has fine Otis elevator and by far the handsomest music and dancing hall in California. The dining room is perfect gem of artistic perfection, su- perbly furnished and so arranged that every seat commands a view of the ocean. There is gallery at one end, where a fine band plays for the evening dances; also playing on the veranda in the morning. in the music and dancing room at night Morning germans will be feature of the house. The cuisine will also be 6 promi- nent factor. The house and surroundings are simply perfection-new, sweet and clean-and must be seen to Oe appreciated. The Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe runs six trains daily from Los Angeles. The company own their own rail. road, running to Los Angeles, connecting with the Grand Avenue cable system, running twelve finely equipped trains daily each way, landing passengers right back of the hotel There is pier, where boats from San Francisco, San Diego and other points make regular landings. Steam and sailing yachts can be had. The fishing is the finest on the coast There is bluff and in terior drive, commanding fine view of the ocean, San Gabriel valley, Wilson's Peak, Old Baldy, Sierra Madre range of mountains. Terms same as other first-class houses. Special rates for permpnents and families. All letters address to the manager.
 E. w. ROOT, Manager.
Arizona republican., 1890-06-27

WE notice that Brother Wright, late Chief Justice of the Territory, in an in- terview published in the St. Louis Re- public, says that "All Arizona is opposed to the Mckinley tariff bill." Much he knows about it. What would Salt River farmers do in competition with Sonora wheat and barley, raised on wages of 12 cents day and fanega of corn a week if there was no tariff on these arti- clas