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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-19

AS STREET sprinklers the clouds are a
long way ahead Of Omaha contractors.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-19
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-19

Ny disease psoriasis) first broke out on my
left check, spreading across my nose and al.
most covering my face. 1t ran into nv ewes
and the physician was afraid L would lose my
eyeslght altogether. 1t spread all over my
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arms and shoulders, until my arms were lust
one sore; 1t covered my entire body, my face,
head and shoulders being the worst. The white
scabs fell constantly from my head, shoulders
and arms; the skin would ihicken and be red
ana very itchy, and would crack and bleed if
scratched. After spending many hundreds OF
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the Cutlcura Remedies, and after using two bot
ties Cuticura Resolvent, could see a change: .
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-19

ri PIES, black-heads, red, rough. chapped
= NA and oily skin prevented BY Cuticnra
The times., 1890-12-19
The Hop-por Case.

VIM. West and Simon Hickman secured
stand privileges of the Fair Association last
fall. During the progress of the fair the
suspicious of the fair directors were aroused
by the sale of what was called hop pop.
Pres. Woodland ordered their arrest. Sheriff
MOrrice served the warrant issued out of
Justice Baldwin's court. The accused were
bound over for appearance at the circuit
court upon examination. This week they
were acquitted in the circuit court The
evidence against Hickman and West seemed
most convincing. Jno. Morrice and l.. w.
Barnes and other members of the fair asso-
citation testified that they went there as Off
GERS of the fair, and, unknown as such to
Hickman and West, were told that the
article sold was beer. A chemical analysis
of the contents of one bottle procured by the
marshal of the fair showed per cent alco-
hOl. What more convincing evidence could
be desired. Since the verdict it is said that
Hickman and West will now sue the Fair
Association for damages. The moral senti-
ment of this county will sustain the action
of the Agricultural Society and no fears are
entertained from the hop-pop men.
The times., 1890-12-19

Maple syrup in any quantity you want,
absolutely pure and very cheap at Hunts.
The TIMES has an excellent bargain in
the way of packet note paper. If you want
a package of good writing paper call and
get price.
The reason why so many holiday goods
have already been sold at the Owosso fancy
goods store is that those who have purchas-
ed once went again after other bargains.
Rollin Pond, proprietor of the Owosso
Monumental works was elected vice presi-
dent of the South Eastern district of the
State organization of Marble and Granite
dealers.
The OwOsso Ice Co. erected their derrick
for hosting ice in what seemed to them
convenient location when they were inform
ed that the site chosen was a street hence
the removal of the derrick.
The elevator in Copas' packing house
breaking Friday afternoon, w. Olds, Il
workman, was precipated to the basement,
falling some twenty feet, some severe
bruises and cuts resulting from the fall.
Thos. Martins house in the north part of
town was destroyed by fire Saturday night
Being outside of the fire limits no water
could be thrown. The fire originated in
some way from the stove inside. The in
surance was S400.
Package mince meat only 10c at Halls.
The times., 1890-12-19
Farmers Union Stock Sale.

But a small amount of stock was brought
to the Union stock sale Wednesday, this
being the last sale until Spring. The di-
rectors then hope to arrange for more sys-
tematic series of sales. One plan that is
being considered is to haye an entry sales
book in each neighborhood or else have
entry cards of stock to be sold mailed to the
secretary who will compile list of stock
that will be offered for sale and publish the
same for distribution week or ten days
before the sale. A charge being made by
the secretary sufficient to cover the cost of
entries and publication. In this way buy
ers and sellers know exactly what is for
sale. An early settlement as to procedure
will be made by the board of directors.
The times., 1890-12-19
Pure buckwheat flour at Halls.

Thursday evening number of Michigan
University men met at G.. II. Lyons law
Office and took the initiatOry steps toward
forming University club, the object of the
club being to foster the University spirit
and for social benefit. A committee was
appointed TO draft constitution. The
next meeting will be Wednesday, Jan. IA,
i'm the Y.M.C.A. rooms.
SeC'y Lohnes is sending out circular tell
ing young men the advantages of joining the
Y. M. g. A., and the privileges noted should
be remembered. The membership lecture
ganization should make strong appeal to
young men.
Bulk oysters, solid meat, SOC at II. II.
Halls.
The times., 1890-12-19
Society Elections,
BAPTIST S. $,


At the regular yearly election OF the Off
GERS of the Baptist Sunday school the follow
ing officers were elected for the coming
year:
Supt.-C. S. Ensminger
1st assistant-W. White.
2nd assistant-Anna Hurrel.
Sec'y-A. A. Crawford.
Treas.-Fred Lawrence.
Organist-Mary Little.
Chorister-Herman Wickham.
Librarian-May Lawrence.
CoNGREG ATIoNAL SOCIETY.
AT the annual meeting of the Congrega-
tional society on Wednesday evening the
following officers were elected
Clerk-E. w. Woodward.
Collector. w. Zimmerman.
Treasurer-C. Il. Shattuck.
Trustees, three years-W. Woodward, A.
Galloway.
Auditors-Jno. Brooks, c. =. Parkill, f..
Wykes.
ROYAL ADELPHIA.
Blackburn Conclave has elected the fol-
lowing officers for 1901:
COmmander-C. w. Parker.
Vice Com.--V. Dapling.
Asst. Com.-H. j. Cute.
Secretary-W. ii. Lingle.
Collector. j. Mackey.
Treasurer. w. Johnson.
Guide-A. johnson.
Warden-J. Fleming.
Guard-A. StanhOpe.
Sentry-A. Jebb.
Trustces--E. B. Tubbs, Ii. Cole, j. Good
rich.
The times., 1890-12-19

Especially low rates on all kinds of
musical instruments for holiday trade by
Mich. S. M. & Organ Co., @07 n. Washing
ton street.
The times., 1890-12-19

After Jan. 1st., 1891, to April 1st., 1891,
our store will be closed at six o'clock, p. M,
excepting Saturday evening.
S. Ii. EVER Il Co.
The times., 1890-12-19
Special Notice.

The TIMES will be printed next week on
Wednesday afternoon. All changes of ads.
must be in the Office Monday evening. Cor
respondents will please furnish letters by
Tuesday noon.
The times., 1890-12-19

Celery at Hunts.
so brands of cigars at Connors.
Osburn & Sons employ 90 clerks.
Notice the bank ad. of Nj. l.. Stewart IL
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09
Proud and Foolish.

The wife of Gen. Henry Knox was .
brilliant woman in society, much ad-
mired and deferred to by Gen. and
Mrs. Washington, but . person Of .
very naughty and worldly temper, says
the Youth's Companion. When her
husband resigned his Office as secretary
of war under Washington he removed
to Thomaston, Me-, whore he had &C.
quired an extensive property. and where
he now proceeded to build . mansion
at cost Of $50. 600.
The general himself was Of Q socisl
disposition and not above mingling
with the poorest of his worthy neigA-
bors; but his wife made NO visits and
exchanged no civilities. A. the his-
torian says, she used to ride out in her
coach, the only one in the neighbor-
hood, but always returned home with
out alighting, like Noah's dove"
Gen. Knox habitually went 10
church. and one day invited the
preacher-an "exchange"-home to
dine with him. As they entered the
dining-room they found Mrs. Knox
seated at the table.
Rise, my dear" said Gen. Knox.
land the parson will ask . blessing"
She took no notice. but remained
seated.
He repeated his request in . moro
emphatic manner. Stil she did NOT
move. Then. with something of that
stentorian voice which at The battle Of
Trenton had risen about the eempest
he said once more:
Kiss. my dear! the pazson = going
70 ask . blessingI"
But this time, too. the lsdy sat ~
moved In Ill hs1 statolino6 and ~
bleelipg wls sskd ana lian4 M
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09
How to Eat an Orange.

Until the last few years, since
oranges have become popularized, it
was . matter of no little difficulty and
concern to those who desired to eat
gracefully to hit upon the best way to
eat an orange, says the Ladies Home
Journal. The thick and easily broken
skin of the Spanish and italian oranges
admitted of but little variation in
method. This skin was carefully re-
moved and the fruit separated in its
natural sections, and eaten piece by
piece. With the thin, tough peel and
tender interior skin of the Florida
orange this was . matter of greater
difficulty. Fastidious people objected
to the style which is the delight of
childhood, viz, punching hole in the
orange with the forehnger and extract
ing the juice by pressure and suction,
and soon the fashion was set Of divid-
ing the orange in halves at the equa-
tor. If the expression may be permitted,
and digging out the pulp with a tea
spoon. Some genius improved upon
this by cutting off only q small slice
of the top of the orange at about the
arctic circle, 20 to speak, then with 3
sharp knife cutting out the core, .
second circular cut just inside the skin
separates the pulp. and if the operation
il dexterously performed the fruit can
be eaten with a spoon without spilling
. drop of the juice, Recommendation
which has made is more popular than
any other method.
The native Sicilian who does not
care if he does get little of the juice
smeared upon his countenance, takes
his long, sharp knife-every Sicilian
carries long, sharp knife for family
purposes. as he generally has q ven
detta or two on hand-and cuts the
orange spirally around, so that it be-
comes a long strip of peel and pulp:
He grabs this strip at either end and
draws it rapidly across his mouth, alb
sorbing the juice As It passes. 1t is not
pretty, but it is remarkably effective.
A modification of this style is known
as '.New Orleans fashion" 1t consists
in dividing the orange diagonally into
four sections. cutting across the core:
It is not, however, considered good
form, by orange experts.
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09

tie blood and promotes an the bodily func-
tions. 1t IS the only liver, blood and lung
remedy, sold by druggists, under . positive
guarantee, that it will do all it is recon-
mended to, or money paid for it will bs
promptly refunded No ordinary remedy
could be sold under such peculiar and trying
conditions. To do so would bankrupt il
manufacturers. Not so with Golden Medf-
cal Discovery" which outsslts e-ery other
liver, blood and lung remedy, throughout
the civilized world. It's a legitimate med
tcine, not q beverage; contains no alcohol,
to inebriate; no syrup or sugar to derange
digestion; as peculiar in remedial effects as
In its composition; it stands alone, tran
sceadent in curative properties, unique in
composition, its sale backed by a substantial
forfeit in case of failure to do all that is
claimed for it. There's nothing at all like
it, either in composition or curative effects:
therefore, don't be induced to take some-
thing else represented to be 90 just as good"
that the dealer may make q larger profit
Every dealer knows it's the best and onlv
guaranteed Liver, Blood and Lung Remedy.
WORLDS DIsPENSARY MEDICAL AssO-
GIATToN, Proprietors, No. 665 Main Street,
Buffalo, n. Y.
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09
A LOVELY WOSAN

overheard one say of her, "By Heaven,
she's painted n "Yes," retorted she in
dignantly, "and by heaven only!" Ruddy
health mantled her cheek, yet this beautiful
lady, once thin and pale, ard suffering from
a dry, hacking cough, nisht-sweats, and
splitting of blood, seemed destined to I'll
q consumptives grave. After spending
hundreds Of dollars on physicians, without
benefit, she tried DIR. Pierce's Golden Medi-
cal Discovery; her Improvement was soon
marked, and in a few mcnths she was
plump and rosy again,-a perfect picture
Of health and strength.
This wonderful "Golden Medical Dis
covery," now world famed as a remedy for
consumption, which is really iung-scrofuia,
is not only an acknowledged remedy for
that terribly fatal nlalady, when taken in
time and given a fair trial, but also for all
forms of Scrofulous, Skin and Scalp diseases,
as White Swellings, Fever-sores, Hip-joint
Disease, Salt-rheum, letter, Eczema, Boils,
Carbuncles, Erysipelas and kindred all
ments All scaly, erusty, itching, trouble
some eruptions yield readily to its curative
powers. 1t invigorates the liver, enriches
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09
Plain Living.

"We've got to watch the corner!
mighty closely this year and retrenct
in every direction possible" said Mr.
Bixby the other morning after break
fast of porter-house steal, Mocha coffee,
honey, and rolls, and l think. my dear,
we'd better have little palmer table
hereafter. never did believe in this
thing of putting 50 much money in
ones stomach in the way of rich and
expensive food. Plain living and high
thinking ought to BE- our motto, Sc
we'd better have . palmer table after
this"
"An right" replied Mrs. Bnby, 81
am quite willing" And when Bixby
came home to dinner he sat down to
dried beef In . milk batter, boiled po-
tatoes, and dessert of boiled rice.
Harriet Amanda Bixbyr' he said
sternly, what in thunder does this
mean? Do you suppose I'm going to
work like . slave and then be fed on
such fodder - thisi Not much !
won't!'
You said this morning that you be-
Iieved in plain living aud high"
plain fiddlesticks! People who want
to make starved jackasses of them
selves ON the tom-fool principle can do
it! I believe in good living. It's about
all the comfort . man gets in this life.
anyhow. I'm going down to the hotel
for my dinner now, and it'll cost me
$1.5O. and I'll take al my meals there
il you ever try to como your plain-liv-
ing and high-thinking dodge ON mo
s9ainr@Hnse.
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09
His Quick Wit Saved His Life.

Biedler, the famous Montana scous
was as intrepid as he was fertile Of re-
source in danger. One time at Miles
City he came out of the door of saloon
to find himself within twenty inches Of
the muzzle of 44-caliber revolver in
the hand Of noted dssperado on whose
trail the deputy marshal had ofttimes
camped.
I'm going to blow the innards out
Of your skull. you vigilante hound"
quoth the bad man.
mot with that thing" said X, In .
conversational but semi-querulous tone.
ut amt cockedw
The bad man threw up the pistol to
see if Biedler was right and made the
mistake of a life which ended right
there.-St. Paul Pioneer.
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09
ICONTNUFD.1

But she has her merits. Hush! want to
know something. Have you got lord
among your circle of acquaintauces"
Experiene, made Monntjoy more care
sul; perhaps little too careful. He only
said, Yes"
The doctors dignity asserted itself.
my position. IL you want me to Denevs
you, mention your friends name"
Here was chance at lastl His name" !"
Xountjoy began, ''is Lord Harry"
Mr. Vimpany lost his dignity in an
instant He struck his heavy fist on the
table with . blow that made the tumblers
jump.
"Coincidencer he c-:ed. 'How wonder
ful-no: that's NOT the word-providential
q the word-how providential arc coinci-
dencesi / mean, Of course, to rightly
constituted mindi Let nobody contradict
mel When say . rightly constituted
mind, speak seriously: and young man
Ike you will be all the better for IL.
Aountjoyi dear Mountjoy! jolly Mount
joyi my wifs's lord is your lord-Lord
Harry. No: mono Of your nonsenseEI
won't have any more wine. Yes. Will
Il might hurt your feelings IL l didn't
drink with you. Pass the bottle. Hal
That's . nice ring you've got on your Nm
esE Psrhaps yop think It yaluabls! ~
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09

Glanc1ng with careless curiosity at the
disorder Of the dinner-table, she noticed
some wine still left in the bottom of her
husbands glass. Had artificial means
been used to reduce him to his present
condition.? She tasted the claret No:
there was nothing in the flavor of it which
betrayed that he had been drugged. II
the waiter was to be believed, he had
only drunk claret-and there he was, in q
state Of helpless stupefaction, neverthe-
less.
She looked again at the dinner.table and
discovered one. among the many empty
bottles, with some wine still left IN e.
After a moment OF reflection she took q
clean tumbler from the sideboard.
Here was the wine which had been an
object Of derision to Mr.. Vimpany and his
friends They were gross feeders and
drinkers; and it might not be amiss to put
their opinions to the test. She was not
searching for the taste Of = drug now; her
present experiment proposed to try the
wine on its own merits.
At the time Of her triumphs on the coun-
try stage-befOre the date Of her unlucky
marriage-rich admirers had entertained
the handsome actress at suppers which Of
fered every luxury that the most perfect
table could supply. Experience had made
her acquainted with the nsvor of the
finest claret-and that experience was re-
newed by the claret which she was now
tasting. 1t was easy to understand why
Mr.. Mo1nttoy had purchased the wine.
and, after u little thinking, his motive for
inviting Mr.. Vimpany to dinner seemed
to be equally plain. Foiled in their nrst
attempt at discovery by her own prudence
and tact, his suspicious had set their
trap Her gross husband had been tempt
ed to drink and to talk at random for
Mr.. Mountjoy's benefit) in state Of in
toXicatiOn!
What secrets might the helpless wretch
not have betrayed before the wine had
completely stupefied him!
Urged by rage and fear she shook him
furiOusly. He woke: he glared At her with
bioOd-shOt eyes; he threatened her with
his clenched fist. There was but one way
of lifting his purblind stupidity to the
light. She appealed to his experience Of
himself, on many . former occasion: You
fool, you have been drinking aRain-and
there's patient waiting for you" To
that dilemma he was accustomed; the
statement Of it partially reused him. Mrs.
Vimpany tore on the paper wrapping and
opened the medicine-bOttle which she had.
brought with her.
He stared at it; he muttered to himself:
'Is she going to poison mes" She seized
his head with one hand. and held the open
bottle to his nose. Your own prescrip-
tion,'" she cried, ''for yourself and your
hateful friends!'
His nose told him what words might
have tried vainly to say: he swallowed the
mixture. IF lose the patient" he NUT
tered, Oracularly, Il lose the money"
His resOlute wife dragged him out Of his
chair. The second door in the dining room
led into an empty bed-chamber With her
help, he got in.O the room and dropped ON
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09

He Started Frequently.
MOther-DO you allow Mr.. Comeagain
to kiss you, Bertha?
Bertha, No, indeed. l assure you moth
er, he kisses me only when he starts to
leave.
MOther-How many times did he start
TO leave last night?
Bertha-About fifteen times, / think.
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09

Last year Germany granted only
1921 pensions. against England's 9,77S.
and the United States 20, 40. The
number granted in Germany has fallen
off 927 in five years.
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09

Would you like to leave? said the
wood-chopper to the young tree.
Il don't know but l wool answefed
the young tree. Can you take me down
with hackT
Il guess s0,' said the chopper. seeing
you've only got one small trunk
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09
PATENTSyx::;;;S;s;::s::;;s::::::;;s.S! & 8: - 60! :. Z

"ILLIAN J. HUTCHINs. Patent attor.
w ney and solicitor. mechanical engineer and
draushtsman. Full report Of patents to date.
Has had 13 jean Of practical experience. Pre-
liminasy examinations made. Rooms II and II
Rirsbaueh block. lsl North Market 81. Wichita.
Kansas.
S0Nane this paper sveu time Jon vrits.
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09
II Seems So.

Teacher-What was George Washing
toms business?
Smart Boy-Holding our great grand
mothers on his lap, employing body SER
wants and tying his horse to oak trees.
Dodge City times., 1890-05-09
No Comfort in Being Sick.

They were botheriDg him to try all
sorts Of remedies for his headache. Most
men, Of course, like that sort Of affen.
tion, and he was no exception. 'Can't
you let fellow be? II there Is house
In the city where . man has no comfort
In being sick or miserable, it's here.
The morning call., 1890-04-13
The young man was tickled; the old man
was showing signs of intoXication.

They had some more, and again the young
man was skillful. When they had drank,
and when the boy Sam, grinning and duck
ing his head, had withdrawn, the nephew
began talking of the $1,000. He put his
arms around the old man and said: "Uncle,
l cannot help but say it; l love youP
The old man was moved deeply. He took
the nephew's hand and pressed it.
They drank again, and again the old man
was deceived.
Now, my dear nephew" said he, "let
me show you my bosses. Get your nag and
bring him around to the stable. Go on, my
dear BOY, and then we will talk about the
money. l want you to see my hesses."
The nephew acted as his uncle directed.
"Thats pretty fair boss" said the Ma
NAL to the stable lot.
YES, you bet" the young fellow an
swered BEST horse in the country" The
young fellow was drunk. The old man
brought out horse and began to draw COM
parsons between the two steeds. The
young man, in attempting to walk around
his horse, staggered. The two men sat
down on trough and talked. Occasionally
they got up and examined each others
horses. After awhile they closed in deep
conversation. The young man uttered gen.
erous sentences. The old man put his
arms about his nephew and spoke OF the
peculiar warmth Of old ginger ale.
Some time during the afternoon the young
man, mounted on a strange horse and utter
ing many wild thoughts, rode into the
The morning call., 1890-04-13

Have you any celebrities or prisoners
OF special interest at present within the
wallis" said the reporter. There are
many belonging to good families and some
claiming relationship even to Vanderbilt"
said the officer; but the curiosity of the
house at present is a Mexican dwarf that
had been travelling with a circus. He is
twenty-nine inches high and Sc years old.
You must see him." The dwarf was pro-
duced. and be was tiny mite of human
ity, deficient chiefly in the limbs, which
were twisted as well as diminutve; his
body, about the size of or Z year
old child and the head of as genuine a
tough" as ever got run in for stage-rob-
bling.
What was his offenseP" asked the re-
porter. Drunk, misdemeanOr and resist
ing an officer" said the Superintendent.
The Mexican mite improved the occasion
by drawing the attention of Captain Foley
to the dilapidated condition of his panta-
Icons, measuring probably nine or ten
inches in length, when the Captain prom
ised he should have the services of tailor.
L. S.