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this my last voyage, which / called the
third day, for there were two other DAYS.
two other voyages, which at the COM
mand of his most serene majesty the
king of Spain l have made towards the
west, in which voyage have noted won
derful things, performed by that sublime
creator of all things, our God, and I
have made diary of the things worthy
of notice; to the end that if at any time
the leisure should be afforded me,
might gather together all those singular
and remarkable circumstances, and
write a book either on geography or
cosmography, in order that a remem-
brance of me might survive to posterity.
and that the vast workmanship of om-
nipotent God, in part unknown to the
ancients, might on the other hand be
known TO us.
therefore beseech the most merciful
God that he may prolong the days of
my life, and that by Lis good grace and
the health Of my life may be able to
accomplish the complete fulfllment of
my desires. keep the account of my
two other voyages in my private cabinet,
and when his most serene majesty shall
restore unto me the account of my third
voyage l shall endeavor to seek once
more my country and repose, where
shall be able to confer with learned men
and be strengthened and assisted by my
friends for completing my task.
Of thee ask not favor, if do not
mi IF SC
last voyage, or rather my last day, as in
my former letter ] have promised unto
thee. Thou hast known the cause how
/ was not able to receive from his most
serene majesty my original documents.
In my own mind have been thinking
up to now to undertake fourth VOYAGE.
and this being accomplished. it was also
done with promise of two new ships
and their ornaments, that for seeking
new regions towards the south in the
direction of the east / should pass
through the wind which is called the
African. In which voyage 1 think to
accomplish many things, to the praise of
God and the advantage of this kingdom,
and the honor of my old age, and / look
for nothing else beyond the consent Of
his most serene majesty. God grant
what may be for the best. He knoweth
that which shall come to pass.
A skillful interpreter hath translated
this letter from the italian into the Latir
language in order that all who are famil
lar with Latin may understand how
many wonderful things are being daily
discovered, and how the courage of those
is being tested who desire to scrutinize
the heaven and its majesty and to be
more wise than it is permitted, since from
SO great a time when the world began
the vastness of the earth is not known
and the things which are contained in it.
W.E.S.F.
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Ghost lat seance)-Do you recognize me?
Mrs. Topper (conhdentially)-Yes You are M
late husband, John Topper.
Ghost (su prised)-How did you know me?
Mrs. topper (hrmly) i smelt your breath John
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The following are the closing EQUATIONS
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New YORK Mining Stocks.
NEW YORK, Jan. 20 1880-The following
sos,or proa,,ca MarLat

BOSTON. Jan.28 l89O-The following are TO-
days quotations Of Provisions, &c.:
Pork Long cuts 12 O0@l2 5o short cuIs IL 90
a p 30; backs IL O0912 80; lean ends at IL 30
@13 90. pork tongues at IL so extra primel1 30.
Lard-Uhoice 61a@6A cE3fb In TICS and tubs, To-
at 7Ac
Hams at Zoe; small at lie: pressed hams at
lie.
Hogs Choice city dressed hogs at sac p IL;
country do at 4Ac
Butter-Western exrta crmy at 25@27c; irsts
firsts lag IA ;choice factory 12912Isc; New York
and Vermont extra crm 25@26; do ext frsts 22a
23c New York and Vermont. dairy, good to choice
1922; low grades 10G14c; Eastern crm GOOD
to choice at 23G25c. The above quotations are
receivers prices for strictly wholesale lots job
Cheese-Northern choice at 1013@11c ;Western
1ON @1O% CT; lower grades as to quality; sage al
1119c. JOhbing prices hac higher.
EggS-Eastern extra 10000 :firsts 17@l8 Sc; ex
VI aan extra 199 DC. fresh Western 1871 "a
II; N chigan ehoce IN 91sc;limed sat 1o912c
Jotblng price lie higher.
Beans Choice small N York nd-picked pea
Beans at 2 1902 % " bush; choice New York
large hand-Dicked1 900200 small Vermont hand
picked s0G2 50;chOice Yellow Eyes 3 0o@3 10
Jobbing prices 0c higher.
Poultry-Fresh killed spring Chickens, Northern
@12c; fowls. choice llG12c w estern dry.packed
lec
Potatoes-we quote Houlton Hebrons at a
75c % bush: Houlton Rose at zoe: AroostooE
Hebrons 73@75c. do Rose zoe.
S15Gs16; fair to good at S14 OOaS15 90 Eastern
tine Sl3 gsl4 poor to ordinarysS10as12 East
swale at 5 ~; Rye straw, choice, SIC 00gl6 so
Dat straw SSG9 90.
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a woman VINO IS weak, nervous and
eepless, and who has cold hands ~and feet can
not feel ard act like well person. Carter,s Iron
Pills equalize the circulation, remove nervous
ness ana give strength and rest.
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The mortality list in town for the month
has been quite large among the elderly PEG
pie:
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Grain Quotations.
CHICAGO BOARD OF TRADE.

MONDAYS Quotations.
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PORTLAND & WORCESTER IKE
Portland & Rochester II. II.
SIAIlnA EnnI nE pRERLE SIREEI.

ON and after DHonday, December ,, 1850
Passenger Trains will Leave POrtinndi
For - Orcesier, Clinton, Aver function.
Nashua, Windhnm and Epping at 7.:;O
n. nm. and 1870 p. m.
For Msucbe-ter, concord, and points North
at 1880 p. mn.
For Roebester, springvnle, Alfred, Water
boro and saeO River at 7.3O n. mn 1880
and $50 p.
IS 800, $50 and 600 p. nm.
For anecarappa, Gum berIand Wills, West
brock function and WoOdford's at 5.3O
and 1900 n. m, ~ 30, 800, $50 and
$50 p. nl.
For Forest avenue (Deering), $40 p. m.
The 1880 D. su. train from Portland connects
at Aver Jnsetion with "HOosne TunneI
RcuIe - for The West and at Union station,
WoB cester, for Providence and New SorA,
via E'PFOViJene Line" for Norwich and
New York, via Norwich Lice" with 8osfou
~ Albany X. q for the West, and New Work
all rail, via "SpringheId." also with n. ". a
". X. R. u, ("Steamer Maryland H0ute') for
philadelphia, BaItinore, Washisg fon and
the sOuIh.
Through Tickets to all points West and South
may be had OF s. II. HELEN, Ticket rent,
Portland.
oct7du J.w. PETERS. suDt.
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For severe colds Johnson's Anodyne Liniment
surely excels any remedy we ever used.
FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL.
FREICHTS.
The following are recent charters:
II III

Lie IOuOWinB arc Eccout CudTttrS.
Ship Elwell, from Peruvian nitrate port II
Hampton Roads I. o., 2ss, direct port 26s Sd.
Bark A. c. Bean, Manzanilla to New York or
Philadelphia, sugar tic, If De aware Breakwater
for orders lie extra.
Schr Maggie Ellen, Harmons Harbor to New
York, ice 81 %.
Schr Leading Breeze, Boothbay to Providence,
phosphate 81 80 and loaded.
Schr Chas. A. Briggs, Norfolk to Portland, coal
at private terms.
Schr ]. Nickerson, Portland to New York, lum-
Der SAT-
Schrs Cox s. Green, and A. B. Sherm IN, Clark's
Cove to Norfolk, ice 81.
Schr Bertha Dean, Dingley's Is land to New
York, ice 81.
Schr Prescott W. Hazeltine, gen eral cargo, Port
land to Point-a-Pitre, lumber $3.50.
Schr Luis G. Rabel, Philadelphia to Havana
coal 81 80.
Schr Alice Archer, Sabine Pass to Portland
lumber So rs.
Schr Stella Lee, New York to Boston, mahogany
5Hc
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LIVERPOOL, Jan. %, 1890 Cotton Market
quiet and rather easier; American middling y /;
sales 1000 bales. speculation and export 500
bales; receipts $1,000 bales.
ter at 6s IL n d; Spring wheat rs 4d. Club Wheat
Is 3d97s 3Md. Corn-mixed American IS liza d.
Peas at at IS Cd. Provisions. etc,-PoTk 54s 90 ;
Lard 30S 3d
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HORSEIS LAND HARBOR, Jan rs AR. sch
Taofa, Fletcher, Portland. to load ice for Phila-
delphia.
WISCASSET, Jan 26-Sld, sch Frank & Dow,
Maloney, New York.
Jan 28-Sld, sch Calvin p Harris, Higgins, for
New York.
BOOTHBAY Jan 25-Sld. sch Edw e Young,
Howard. (from Boston, for Bremen to load ice for
New York.
In port 9th. schs Hattie King, Collins from
st John, NIB, for New York; VIVA Jordan, from
Boston, to load for New York; Freddie Higgins,
Reed, for Damariscotta: Pemaquid, Wheeler, I'm
Boston for do.
PORT CLYDE. Jan 27-Ar, schs Iona. Morrl-
son. Sackville, NIB, for Boston; Swallow. Dickson
st john NIB, for do Brilliant, Hooper, Port
IaUd
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Chicago Cattle Markert.

CHICAGO. Jan. 189O-The Cattle market
Receipts 5000; shipments 1000; steady for best
diners lower; beeves, none here; steers at 3 OO@
455i stockers and feeders at 2593 So: cows.
oqIs anu xee q: n d cattle at 1898 Do
and lower, closing weaker mixed at 8 65@3 8715 /;
heavy at 6O93 90; light at 60G3 IS; skips at
8 00@3 30.
Sheep-recepts 1000: shipments 1000; strong;
natives at OO@6 so; Western corn-fed at 500
70; Texans 50G5 80; lambs 00a6 35.
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watertown Cattle Market.

dull.
Market Beef-Extra at 5o@6 rs; first quality
s 00G5 25 second quality 50a4 70; third quail
ity at 4 00l14 25.
Receipts OF cattle 1876.
Working oxen y pair ssO@s14O; Mich Cows
and Calves S25@48; Farrow Cows at Sl2 1850.
fancy at S509$75; yearlings at So GOA 16; two
wears old $12@s22: three years s2od s32.
Swine-Receipts 1859; Western fat, live at
4M@4as northern dressed at 4slc.
Sheep and Lambs-Reeeipts 2239; in lots at
2o0G$3 80; extra 00G5 20.
Veal Calves 2G6c
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Memoranda

Ship Grandee, from Cardiff for Montevideo, put
back to London 9th, damaged and leaky, and
crew disabled.
Brig Motley Harper, at New York from Per-
nambuco. reports strong NV gales and high seas
from lat %, during which lost and split sails, had
everything movable swept from the deck, broke
head rails.
Sch Mail, from Rockland for New York, in max
ing harbor at Hyannis 9th, grounded on the flats.
and remained. She was expected 10 float next
flood tide.
Savannah, Jan 28th-Sch Frank Harrington,
is reported ashore on South Breaker, Tybee. A
high n E wind prevails
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Cotton Markets,
lBy reiegraph.l

NEW YORK Jan 20 IS9O.-The Cotton market
dull and unchanged; sales = bales. uulands
ordinary at SAC; good Ordinary 8 iec; low mid
ding at 1O1sc; middling at ne Gull ordinary at
sac GOOD 40 l3-l6c, low middling IuSA C. mid
ding at Nc.
NEW ORLEANS.Jan 20, $780, Cotton market
quiet; middling iO4ec
SAVANNAH, Jan. % $50 Cotton market
quiet mddling iu1s
CHARLESTON. Jan. % 1880 Cotton market
steady middling lOssc
MEMPHIs Jan. 28, 800 Cotton market is
quiet .middling Al 1csec.
MOBILE, Jan. %. SO The Cotton market
nominal; MIDI Ing at o 9-l6
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FROM MERCHANTS EXCHANGE.

Ar at Halifax, Ms, 2sth, steamer Polynessian,
Liverpool for Portland.
Sid I'm Newcastle, NSW, Dec 10, ship Levi q
Burgess Rock. San Diego
Ar at Gibralter Jan 20, ship Columbia, Garrick,
New York for Mediterranean.
Ar at Honolulu Dec %, barque Alden Besse,
COusens. San Francisco.
Ar at Liverpool Jan 26th. ship Belle OBrien.
Hodgman, San Francisco
Sid FIN Buenos Ayres about Jan 5, barque Pro.
teus. Peterson, Barbados.
Ar at Barbados Jan 20, brig Annie Storer
Harding, Montevideo.
Ar at Barbados prev Jan 81, barque Boylston
Small, Boston.
Ar at Havana Jan 20, sch Herald, Heagan from
PHILADELPHIA.
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easy, ranging from az to 31s per cent; last loan
at 2h closing at per cent: Prime mercantile
paper 6961a per cent. ID Government bonds are
tive and strong. The stock market closed fairly
active and heavy, generally shade below openinS
the transactions at the Stock Exchange aggre-
gated S26.400 shares.
The following are to-day's quotations Of Govern.
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Rumford Fails G Basglield Railroad
I'm Effect Nov. A., 1850.

Leave Portland, via q. 4. Railway, S.45 q. m. and
1.So p. m. HETURNING-Leaye Canton asa
and $50 A. m.
STAGE CONNECTLONs-DAIL w
Mnot for Hebron Academy; Buckheld for w.
sumner ar Turner: Canton for Peru, Dixf cid
md Nexisa. also for Brettun's MINIS, LivermoTe
my10dtf ~ y. LINCOLN. Supt
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international Steamship Go.

FOB
Cutler, EastpOh, Calais, ST. John. \. g., ialfaI. y.
and all parts of New Drunswici4, Nova see
HrefSu. The fayorite route to CnmPObeiio
and 10. Andrews, NJ II.
1880. WINTER ARRANGEMENT. 1880.
On and after Nov. IL, and until further notice,
the steamers of this line leave Railroad wharf,
Portland, MONDAYS, and THU RSDAYS at 900
p. m, for Eastport and st. John, with above
connections; returning, leave ST. JOhn ana
Eastport SAME DAYS.
Through tickets issued and baggage checked 70
destination. kE- Freight received Lptt 400 P.
For Tickets and Staterooms, apply al the Union
Ticket once, 40 Exchange ST., or Tor other infor,
nation at CompanY's once. Railroad Wharf, foot
Of state street. J. B. COYLE.
n0v13dtf 'sen'l Manager
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Billy Golucky-To tell you the truth, can't
stand that cigsri
Bob Happy-why, you gave 1t me YOURSELF
Billy Golucky- know; but had no idea you
were going to smoke it while you were here
Puck.
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RAILROAD Receipts.

BRISTOL, ENG. Steamship Ontario-1100 bxs
tin-plates to Barring Bros, lao do do to order 200
bags to D Torrance & Co.
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BY Telegraph
LONDON Jan. 20, IStO.-Consols at " TAG
for money ana 81 9-1o for the account.
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European Markets

HAVANA, Jan. %, 1890. Sugar steady: 45oo
bags Centrifugal, s61a to VI degrees polar,zatiop
for s. ain, sold at 81 "A as rs gold per oil.
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PORT OF PORTLAND.
TUESDAY, Jan. 20.

TUESDAY, Jan. %.
Arrived.
Steamship Ontario, (Br) Couch, Bristol, E.
passengers aud mdse to ID Torrance g. Co.
Sch o Marrett, Harris, New York-cOal to
Randall & McAllister.
Sch Prescott Hazeltne, Kneeland, Boston, to
load for Guadalupe.
Sch David Torrey. Drinkwater, Boston.
Sch John Bracewell Munroe Boston for Green's
Landing.
;, Sch 0ceola. Denning, Canning. Ms, for New
York.
Sch Hattie King. Collins, st John, NIB, for
New York.
Sch Thrasher, Obj Harper, st John, NIB. for
New York.
Sch Nellie Blanch. (Br) Benjamin, Pereaux for
Boston
Sch Ellen Merriman, Howes. BuckspOrt for New
York, leaking.
Sen Frank & Dow, Maloney. wiscasset for New
York.
Yacht Sycamore, from Bath, to go on railway.
Cleared.
Sch Andrew j York, Wallace, New York-Ber-
lin Mills.
Sch Ada Shorthand, Mcintyre, st John, NIB,
and New York-iallagher & Co.
Sch Chaparral, O'Brien, Belfast-Paris Flour
ing Co.
Sch Enterprise, Chamberlain, Phipsburg-J FL
Bath.
SAlLED-Schs Emma, Herbert +, Talofa, and
Ethel Addie.
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PORTLAND Jan. % 1880.
Receipts by Maine Central Railroad-For Port
land 116 cars miscellaneous merchandise flor con-
| Meeting roads 115 cars miscellaneous merchan
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GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY OF CANADA
WINTER ARRANGEMENT.

On and after MONDAY, Nov. IS, 1850,
trains will run ms follows
DEPARTURES.
For Auburn aud Lewiston, 7.2O and S.4T
a. M, and 12.45 and g. 2 p. m. For Gorllny
S.45 a. M, and 1.30 and b.12 p. m. For W
treaI and Chicngo, 8.45 a. M, and 100
For Quebec, 100 p. ~. For BuekGeId
Canton, S.45 a. m, and l.3O p. m.
ARRIVALS
From Lewiston and Auburn, 1926 a. m
1915, $40 and $50 p. m. From Cor
ham, 8 20 a. M, 1915 and 8. AZ D. IN. From
chicago and Montreal, H. 8 and b.42 p. m.
From Quebec, 1915 p. m. From Island
Pond, (Mixed) 100 p. M.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars ON night
train, and Parlor cars on day train between Port
land and Montreal
TICKET OFFICE.
35EIchangs ST., and Deuci Foot Of India Street.
Lowest fares from Portland, Yarmouth Junction
and Danyllle junction, as follows: To Chicago
s21.O0 and $1,000; Detroit $l6.75 and $1,000;
Kansas City $3.50 and S2S.75; st. Paul $3.50
and $500; st. Louis via Detroit S2475 and
S2lOU: Sc. Louis via Chicago S2S.5O and
S24S0; San Francisco, Cal. S02.50 and sG376.
JOSEPH HICKSON, General Manager.
Portland. Now Is, 1889. nOv1sdti
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MISCELLANEOUS.
Shaker
Extract Of
(SeigeI's Syrup
CUR ES
Dyspepsia.
ADAMS EXPRESS COMPANY.

Mr.. W. ii. Hall, Foreman of the Delivery De-
partment of the above company says: shaker
Extract of Roots (SeigePs Syrup is the gentlest,
pleasantest, safest and surest remedy In this world
for constipation, Indigestion and dyspepsia. The
most delicate women and children may take It,
whom any other medicine would half kill. 1t cur
ed me of dyspepsia and its resulting complications
after the disease had been growing upon me for
years and obtained so firm hold that the best
physicians of Jersey City IN. ~, where 1 live,
were at the end OF their resources. / personally
knoU the Shaker Extract of Roots (Segeps Syrup
Community at Nit. Lebanon, n. Y, where the good
work is done. If any one Of the countless thou
sands who suffer from dyspepsia, as did, will use
the preparation wisely aud as directed | will
pledge my reputation for his cure"
Sold by all druggists.
Send for our illustrated pamphlet, GLOW We
Shall Look When We Grow Old" New and
Startling. Mailed free. Address
A. j. WHITE, 16S Dpane St., New York.
JUS Observation-Disclosures
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WIT AND WISDOM.

"Yes you newspaper men," said lawyer to a
reporter yesterday, always get things wrong.
Why, the other day you had my name in the paper
with one initial wrong. No, you can't be de-
dended upon. The other day when l told you
about the arriva of boy in my family you gave
his weight as pounds instead of 10. Don't
come to me for any favors again. BY the way, my
wlfes sister arrived from the East today. just
make personal of her arrival, SO that can send
few copies back East Now be sure and get her
name right."-Helena, Mon, Independent.
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New York STOCK and Money Market
iBy Telegram.
NEW YORK, Jan. 20 $780, Money has been
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MAINE CENTRAL R.R.
For Bangor. bar HBrbor, st. John, the
White Mountains, Montreal,
and the West.

and the West.
On and after Dec. goth, 1889, passenger trains
leave Portland, as follows;
For AUBURN and LEWISTON, s.45 a. M, liz
LEWISTON Via BRUNSWICK. 40 a. w., Ice.
RoCKLAND and KNOX q LINCOLN R. R., ITO
BR r IN sWT OK BAlTH. GARDINER HALO
WELL and AUGUSTA, 7.io a. M, 1.2o, sos
FARMiNGT6N via LEWISTON, s.45 a. M.
1.15 p. m. via BRU NsWICK, 1.20 .. m:
MONMOUTH, WINTHROP, READFIELD and
wATE RSf EI Via = LEWISTON, 115p m, via
AUGUSTA, ITO a. m, 1'2o and III 20 p. m.
21S n ssssrSSa ya only e spS
AUGUSTA, 40 a. m, 100 and I'll 20 p. IN.
BELFAST, IL i 20 and III 90 m.
DOVER and FoXCROFT via DEXTER, 100 and
BANGOR Via LEWISTON, LIS p. r.; via
AUGUSTA, 71O q. m, 20 and tll.2O p. Nj
BANGOR 6 PIsCATAQUi5 r. r., via DEXTER
at 1.20 and ~, 20 p, m; via OLDTOWN at
ELLSWORTH and BAR HARBoR at 100 and
vANCEBoRo, ARoosTOoK. COUNTY, ST.
JOHN, HALIFAX, and the PROVINCES, 1.15,
1.2o and t11.20p m.
might express with sleeping cars attached
runs every night, Sundays included, but not to
Skowhegan Monday morning or to Belfast and
Dexter, or beyond Bangor Sunday mornings.
WHITE MOUNTAINS LsNE.
For CUMBERLAND MILLS at s.45, 1890 a. m.
BRIDGTON at S45 a. M. lao p. m.
SEBAGO LAKE, FRYEBURG, NORTH CON
WAY, GLEN and BARTLETT, s.45 a. m,
Las and 615 p. M.
CRAWFORDS, FABYANS, wHITEFIELD,
LUNENBURG, ST. JoHNsBURY and MON
TREAL, S.45 a. m, G.15 p. m.
The S.45 a. m. tram runs through TO Montreal
and connects for all points in Northern New
Hampshire, Vermont and the Pacific Coast. The
6.16 p. m. train has Canadian Pacific sleeping
cars attached and connects via 500 Line for
Minneapolis, st. Paul and all points In the North
west.
Arrivals In Portland-From Augusta and Bath,
1886 a. M; Lewiston, $40 a. m. Montreal, $50
a. m; Cumberland Mills 11.50 a. M; Farming.
ton, SkOwhegan and Lewiston, 1925 p. m. 81.
John, VanceborO, Bangor, Dexter, Dover, Fox.
croft, Rockland, etc, at IL. 80 p. m Bartlett and
Bridgt0n, $50 a. m. 440 p. m; Bar Harbor,
Bangor Waterville, Bath, Augusta and Rock
land, 5.35 p. M; Pennington and Lewiston at
5.4S p. m; Montreal, S.35 p. m : Night Pullman
lao a. n.
PAYsoN TUCKER,
Vice Pres and General Manager
+. L. B00THBY, Gen'l Pass. and Ticket Agent.
Portland, December 2Gth, 1889. dee3Odtf
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Hateful Blood Relations.

Hateful kindred are those sprung from the
parent stem-malaria. They are chills and fever
bilious remittent fever, dumb ague and ague cake
These foes to bodily peace are all blood relations,
as there is no doubt that these endemic COM
plants are produced by contamination of the
blood by the nadismdtd existent In both air and
water In malarious regions. Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters expels from the blood the virus with which
miasma infects, but it does more than this, it
neutralizes the atmospheric and aqueous poison
and its germs before they have permanently fruc-
titled in the system, and thus eectuailv protects
against it the fierce inroads OF this diabolic
remedy, but also a preventive, prompt in reliev-
G, lasting In effect, perfectly efficient. Ner-
vOuSneSS, biliousneSS, dyspepsia and kidney
trouble also succumb to It.
Benefactor-How is your husband this winter,
my dear woman?
Poor Woman-I am sorry to say, sir, he is con-
fined to his room.
Benefactor-Could see him?
Poor woman-P0ssibly, sir II you applied at the
States prlson.-Burlington Free Press.
For severe colds Johnson's Anodyne Liniment
surely excels any remedy we ever used.
Patient Zone of the 400)-Doetor, is this COM
plaint-la grippe, think you call it-prevalent
among the-aw-the masses?
Doctor-It is. More than half the patients
am treating for 1t are working people.
Patient-Doctor, you will please treat me for
an ordinary cold'-Chicago Tribune.
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Baby cried.
Mother sighed.
Doctor prescribed /: Castoria

Great Foresight:
Boss-This makes the third day now that YOU
haven't shned my shoes.
Cuffy-Dar's no blackin' in de house. sab.
why didn't you tell me, before?n
"Bekase was afeerd you mount buy box. p
Texas Siftings.
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$1,000 r EWARp

is offered for better washing compound than
Savena. Everybody likes savena that tries it.
Just try one package yourself. A useful present
In every package.
The Honeymoon.
Young bride (pouting)-Here we have only been
married two days, Clarence, and you're scolding
me Already
Husband-I know my dear-but Just think how
long have been waiting for the chance.-St.
Paul's Eye.
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Want Of Training Room.
Miss Kennelworth-Hes very pretty collie,
but don't see why he wags his tail mp and down
instead of sideways.
Miss Morris Parke-The poor thing has always
lived with us In our Harlem fiat and that is the
only way he could wag it.-Puck.
The Portland daily press., 1890-01-29

The breath Of a chronic catarrh patient is
often so offensive that he becomes an objebt of
disgust. After a time liberation sets in the
spongy bones are attacked and frequently entire
ly destroyed. A constant source of discomfort is
the dripping of the purulent secretions into the
throat, sometimes producing inveterate bronchi-
tbs, which in its turn has been the exciting cause
Of pulmonary disease. The brilliant results which
have attended its use for years past properly des
ignate Ely's Cream Balm as by far the best and
only cure.
He was the Head Waiter
Guest-I gave my order an hour ago. Waiter,
what does this mean?
Dignifed party-That is an insult sir. Pm no
waiter.
Guest-What are you here for, tbenp
Dignifed party-To see that the guests are
promptly served.-Texas Siftings.
The Portland daily press., 1890-01-29
Want Of Training Room.

BEEcHAMsP1LLs cure bilious and nervous ills
The Portland daily press., 1890-01-29

Keep DR.. Bulbs Cough syrup at home. Physi'
SLAMS prescribe it. Thousands take it. Price 20
cents.
Mr. Henry Mylander, a well known tailor of
Baltimore, writes:-"I do not hesitate TO pro-
nounce Salvation Oil a most excellent liniment."
The Portland daily press., 1890-01-29

she-Richard, this would be good time to get
papa's consent.
He-Why? Is he in particularly good humor9
She On the contr airy, he is very angry over NV
dressmaker's bills and would gladly be rid of me.
From the German.
The Portland daily press., 1890-01-29
Spoken

Jan s, lat OIL N. lon 81 W. barque Western Belle
BuImar, from New York for dunedin.
The Portland daily press., 1890-01-29

Bob Happy-what are you doing of there
Billy?