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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06

10 Get loose they are washed down her throat by he
persistent habit Of gargling whenever she drinks II
hens coud only be taught lap their drink A. shccp
do iheI constitutions would be saved the wear anu
tear of digc>tng many hard teeth -,
Well what is there against that = a9hc"'
anXnn,ly. Don't yOu believe it yourself -
Believe il - screamed the granger, a. ne spidu-
to his feet and plnccd around the once WIN ldoc
The color Of a boiled lobster. 3" Believe ~! DO YOU
take me for an ass Don't you suppose | know whete
my hair leaves oil and my brain begins bclcVc II
Why. heavens and arth, hope amt a lunatlc Net,
any of my folks. Blast yOur gan You may
stop my paper today won't have such nonsense
in the house. a.,
saying my indignant visitor swooped up ms
hat. distributing as he did PM oi anime lllh
the table and the floor, and disappeared from me
sanctum, leaving in Inundated a,ionis hnvhl,
trirling nv mustachc and trying 10 rccolcct whether
hens had gums one jaw and teeth on The DINER, or
only lust plain gums on both Jaws. -
Two weeks later. finding that my SUBSCRIPTION IL,
was falling OF darmingly. sold out my paper ana
began life anew a book agent.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06
4 SMART MOTEL NAN CrrwITTEG.

From The Chicago Tribune.
Colonel sam Parker. Of the erand PACING. has been
behind hotel counters for many years but IL was nor
rntil Yesterday that he made hi, first mistake. lie
viii tell IA, guest, what time tram VIII START loi
~helbvvillc thc b- church In the civ, That horJ
mail viii arrive from Yokohama aud the winner OF ING
Il., Derby. all In the same BREATH lie viii take All
sort. of verbal Orders. write them down after awhile
and never overlook one. Yesterday clever phl'
chasing agent of the Union iacihc road, who ma;
stopped al the Grand Pacific for fifteen years on ana
on made a bet with Colonel Parker ana won H.
The railroad entered the hotel about noOn' ana
noticing that Colonel Parker va, on duty ne >ehi M,
baggage and nto the check room and stroed
up to the desk if he had been IN the mouse lrontn
What Kind 81 place da You keep hcrcl' ne "sHoo
Of the landlord
What il the matter ~ asked Colonel Parker.
Noi don't call the guest, when ordered
That's a mistake. my friend, We never make suoh
errors
o." lou did with me-
Are Nou sure ~ -.
Yon remember the call for me left with you last
night
- Certainly sir Eight O'Clock. was IL not!'
Wen. wasn't called this morning.
remember distinctly that sent a hoy up 70 yOni
room and. awakened You. Perhaps You oversight
sorry. sir
IN bet You wine supper that your boy never
came 10 my room this morning.. -,
III take that quickly answered the landpr..
Rmt." he added hen too late. how can yon prove
that We did no; call Nou this morning.
inst got in from omaha
"rhat beat, me- sighed Colonel Parker. and no
turned charge -est for the use Of the telephone
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06
TIE YOUNG AGRTCCLrURAL EDITOR.

From The Burlington Free Press.
| have had considerable experience as an agricul
tural editor. but. fortunately IL condensed into
a very brief period Of my life shortly after leaving
and launched my s6ff upon what / then called the
Of journalist
Nv Agricultural Department" the pride 81
my heart and IL brought all the ripe culture and
the place Of honor In my columns. and am sure that
honestly cndcayOrcd 10 raise the standard Of acri
culture in the section Ovcr>hadOwcd by my editorial
tripod / 80" been running this department for
about three months, when DAY subscriber came
ina farmer OF the old school and man Of con
siderable prominence in the community. He tossed
his hat the ink bottle on my table. took seat
and remarked
sec here Mr. Editor. II this ERE paper Of yourn
doesn't brace up pretty quick. I'm agoin to stop my
snbscription and know Others that air gOin' 10 stop
thcrn too
sWhy what IS the matcrl' exclaimed. in con
scrnsiiOn. Il nattercd myself that was getting
out tho best paper i'm the state especially for farmers
visitor frankly. "What you have 20 say about farm
ing young man, Is ridklus-simpy ridiklus. Now
look this editorial cows" he continued, pulling
a frayed paper from his pocket Listen to t,is sen
teuce: The is killed for beef the less
milk she will be likely to give"
well. what Is the matter with that?' demanded.
Scan YOU DENY that that is a fact ~ .
"Thdnderiton. that amt the pint" yelicd the
and bounding the table with his fist "of course it,
a fact but amt II fact that two and two Is four
And did Won ever know of anyb0dy's kicking against
that what's the Of telling us what any blamed
fool knows before he Is weaned y
A shadow gathered my handsome brow, ara
looked fhoughifnlly ont the window
And here's something else continued the granger
running his finger down the column. spending OF
hens, you say The reason why old hens so seldom
have teeth is because. as soon as the mems TEEN pes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06
Az UNEXPECTED LOAN.
Nom The chicago Tribune.

From The Chicago Tribune.
Heard AZ a club: | was on the street the other
DAY with a friend when We met his wife. ~ Wa a
stormy day she wanted pair Of rnbbers SAID me
price was dollar lie ran ls hand IN Ms pocaet
and said something about unfortunate saw inc
plcllc d" Let me lend yOu dollar" said. and ne
REPLIED that lie would. That morning mad put -
in one pocAct 70. the ncce~ar,, OF NE In tie other
rocket had placed ore dollar for IuXuries WIN tns
bows handed him ont the money ana ne leu MS
Vie away Ia appease her growing expectations. /
soon d severed that had given my friend the -
note. However knew he was honest and didl Z
worry me, him several hours after. lie was eA-
cifei and fiti.ued lie said in bated breath:
Won -sve me- nyc dollars instead Of one"
laid | had made that discovery, but knew II was
all right. ,,, .. - 49,,
excited see here" he continued. d" ! went with her
into tue shnc-'Drr. sec! / say, 10 the man GIVE
mn, p,ir obi dollar rubbcr>. women> size lie al
So and she pat them on laid down the blu yoi
ha1 loaned me. The clerk says i Will hand You
rn ,h,uac' That Wa the first intimauon | hin
;hat th, bin vas w1r' than ~ i'm denominations the
cicr1 came back and laid down 81. Ny vile picAet
il nm and said thar just the amount she wanted
and walked ont. I owe You - which | didn't neal
~ borrow and haven't IL 10 pay"
II nut me in corner because Il was the ONLY -
I had and ] had promised that chance TO my wne.
II can square 1t with her am all r-ht. But tlII
~ difficulty.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06
, noery YANKEE LIEUTENANT ABROAD.

From The Chicago Tribune.
\ tale II American nerve was told at the Palmer
Yesterday lbs Jerome T.. ih1n1-. IT, son 81 me Hc"N
appointed governor of the Nltionrl military homes.
Nr Thnnl1- va, iu Chicago his way home from
a residence of several year In Europe
While sin In college IN ms country, ne
said. we had with II, ma" iiancn hlc-,i'r VIZ VIZ
was even then the oddc.t individual among the 1000
.tudcut. lie wa, in the habit Of remaining for half
dav i'm the latiiub of ordinary barber shop. from
which position he used - send out messenger boz
maincd al collcsc for about eight year. but never
tn,k , DECREE and known among The boys ~
the perennial sub freshman from the fact that he
too. year. in gcttns into the college at ALI We
regarded him n bordering upon The harmcs>y in
~ We'll while studying afcrward In Munich ! used
freuucntly hear of young American officer named
brc,.cr who Wa. the pet of the German soldiers and
puict cty mi, seemed to please the officers. by
n hcm A.. va. accorded more hOnOrs than General
sheridan received when with the German Army In
i-TO Imagine my surprise one day passing tine
main barracks - see my old college acquaintance.
Hr,...cr. lump from "a gay carriage. He dressed
In the full uniform of an American militia officer and
passed through the gate. while the dram, beat the
sentinel, -auted and the guards were called out
Rrc-- wa, Of the United states Army. and that
he was probably imposing upon the crcduty Of the
officers soon after that other rumos crcpt about poor
Ure.~crs ,noi NOUS debts became notorious and il va.
lieutenant i'm the Michigan National tiuard-was moi
ela.ty snch q, 10 Inspire awe In the mind Of the
average American. Finally he was arrested at hii
hotel the Enc. lie had written To- several nf
Offering them nattcrng places at Munich and sign,
Ing himself Won ErcsSlcr, AdJu'ant f. His Majesty
Lmtpold Prince Regent Iii objcrt seemed to have
been 10 gather court OF beauty around him for the
Of his friends, The officers and the nobility
| Of the Belgian Capital. have lost track Of him
since his release
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06
EYE-PIECE FOR THE LICK TELESCOPE.


The Lick telescope will in few weeks be supple.
mcntcd 10y remarkable piece Of mechanism ms
is eye piece. which has just been completed a.
Rochester. y. Y. No other cyeplecc OF any tl,, I'm
like equal dimensions has been MADE Inc
largest now in is not over two inches In diameter
while the new piece measures over three incnes'
The yc-piece Is constructed on a Derlct theory.
There are two lenses, six inches apart. The larger
one is called the field tense. and is six and elalt
Inches in diameter. The other lense Is the eyeeissS
proper II Is composed of three lenses, double CON
cave double convex and men,cus. ccmented together.
The field lens Is az brown glass. The ncniscus or
correcting lens is of flint glass. The light from inc
heavenly bodies seen through the Lick telescope and
this new eye-pece will be 1000 times As bright -
that with tho naked eye.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06

book 80 rare object to be veritable curiosity
have Yet t. find however the famly-in the country
which does not tobacco in some form, usually
in all three. smoking, chewing, dipping. 1t Is so
common a. 10 be- matter of course. even IN tile public
schools where the Professor will be found chewing
vigorously and eNpectoraiing with beautiful accuracy
while he in,tructs his youthful charges. stu, JiS
accomp, hment does not win him the admiration which
IT would naturally excite in pupils who we're less
proficient i'm the art themselves. The preachers, a.
tccnnc, their sacred calling. seldom Use toO2cco-in
the pulpit far. they ahead of The teachers
-nuii-dlpuing among tho women black and white, -
practically universal. They about their work WITH
The little stick stuck back in their sallow checks, and
,pit upon bare floors carpet with perfect impair.
tlify or they iii In the chimney corner dipping ana
shifting by the hour. Under sucn circumstances IL
can hardly he expected that they VIII ma time 1Os
books and -papcr,.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06
no TELLTALE WANTED.

From The Chicago Tribune.
Young Lady cat bird siorclIas this parrot any ac
cOmplishmcntsl
Proprlcior-Iic speak a little but he's too old
to learn anything new.
(iestatingH)" Would he initiate any sounds he
might hear, such sneeze, a cough o. anything
OF that kind :"
40. The girls trying the other day TO
teach him 10 initiate the sound Of kiss but he
wouldn't do it,"
(Decidcdly)-"I I'll take him"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06
cor RTEOTS To EVERY ONE.

From The Lewiston journal
\ storytelling friend Of the editor Is very par
ticular In insrIctng his children - speak politely
all occasions The result Of his teachings j. sometimes
amusing This was the case one day last week when
he putting the Youngest OF four through his pre-
paratory course. The question was asked Who
tempted Eve -
The little fellow after a moments thought. with
an air Of confidence. replied: " It's the gentleman
who lives in he'll I've forgotten his NAME
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06

Samuel l.. Clemens" Mark Twain"-v-itcl the CAM
fol one day last week on cuisines, connected with the
passage Of the International Copyright bill He called
upon secretary Arson g. McCook in the conr,c Of the
afternoon. and in the secretary office met senator
GcOrgc T. Edmunds.
Il have never met you before said Mr. Edmunds a,
he extended h, hand smiling gfimly bat have read
number Of Your essays tiiuiional questions and
derived a great deal Of benefit from Them
have read great many Of yonr constitutional O.
says.7 said Mr.. Clemens In reply. drawing ont hi, word
in that slow tedious fashion which f. peculiar 10 him
aud then he added with an expressive look Of pain
and am aware Of it,
Professor r. {. Mendenlall the gifted superintendent
Of the Geodcc survey, delivered lecture the other
night the subject OF Chance ana the Long Run O.
which contained many novel and. ma, say STARTLING
propositions / will here mention only one. II r..
fcrs tho application OF the LAWS Of chance 10 plan
for detecting authorship by soft Of word analysis.
The nature Of the process according TO the professor
i, extremely simple In fact il is very similar to a well
known method Of material anay SIS the consideration
Of which actually first suggested to the professor it,
literary analogue
BY the use Of the spcctroscopc beam Of non homo
ccncous light is analysed and it. componcnts assorted
according t. thee wave length ~ Is well Known each
element, when intensely heated under proper con
dtons. sends forth light which, upon prsmatic analy
SIS. IS found 10 consist Of groups Of waves of definite
length ana appearing III certain definite proportions,
certain and uniform the results this analysis
that the appearance Of particular spectrum /, indis
putabc evidence Of the presence Of the element 10
which IL belongs
In a manner very similar the professor proposes 10
anayze composition by forming what may be qllcd
word spectrum or Characteristic curve which shall
be graphic representation Of an arrangement Of words
according to their length and TO the relative frequency
their occurrence. II II shall be found that with every
author. - with every element. this spectrum pc Isis
In its form and appearance the value Of the method will
be at conceded. II has been proved that the
spectrum Of hydrogen is the same whether that Gle
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06

su1FrLFssNEss As A SOCIAL INSTITUTION.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-06

INDUSTRY AMONG THE NEGROES DISCOURAGED
BY BAREFACED ROBBERY-THE COLoRLlNE
STRICTLY DRAWN sNUFF-DIPPlNG
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-02-13

A special telegram to the Pioneer
Press says that the infamous lottery
scheme to capture Dakota collapsed
last Monday. AT the afternoon session
George Walsh of Grand Forks, to the
great surprise of the minority, the
audience and many of the supporters
of the bill, moved that it be in
definitely postponed and the senate SO
advised. 1t was unanimously adopted
and the bill indefinitely postponed.
This unexpected movement can be
attributed to the inability of the
friends of the scheme to get two
thirds of the house, and the folly of
passing it without two thirds. The
indignation meetings, protests and
newspaper attacks contributed to de-
feat the bill. All the circumstances
connected with this iniquitous meas
ure for licensing the lottery business
in Dakota show that it was tremen-
dous conspiracy, involving the corrupt
politicians of the new state, who will
now be spotted and politically buried,
if justice is meted to them.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-02-13
Redwood Gazette.
THURSDAY, FEB. ID, 1890.

The directors of the American
Building & Loan Association, which
institution has been pronounced I'M
safe by State examiner Kenyon, de-
clare that they will fight for their OK
istence in the courts. The stockhold-
ers can scarcely afford a lawsuit, I'M
der the circumstances.
Daily Huronite: According to
strict account kept by the company up
to the middle of January, the Chicago
Il Northwestern has shipped free of
freight, coal, feed, etc. over its lines
to needy people in South Dakota, the
freights upon which aggregated $40
600. 1t is estimated that before the
close of the season the amount will
reach, if indeed it does not exceed
$4,000. And yet some people per-
sist in saying railroad companies have
no soul.
Balaton Journal: Quite number
of the railroads in Minnesota have
been figuring up their profits for the
past year, and turning in their reports
to the State auditor in continuity to
law Among them we notice that the
Chicago & Northwestern, operating
the Winona & St. Peter road, makes a
report of the gross earnings of several
of it's lines. The line from Tracy to
the state line had earnings for 1899
amounting to Sl52932.75. Tho 2 and
per cent tax brings the state 1922
80. The earnings on the line from
Winona to Gary and branches is ST.
350,76626. The road pays three
per cent tax on this amount, giving
the state S4O,522.99 These two lines
constitute the Minnesota system of
the Chicago Il Northwestern road.
The falling off in the earnings from
1888 is S2O6,475.53. The decrease in
taxes is A,92l.24.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-02-13
ELI PERKINS TALKS TARIFF.

Omaha Bee: do you know what
that S3OO,OOOOOO of English money
coming into the United States to buy
mills, furnaces and brownies means2"
asked Eli Perkins of the Bee man.
"No, what does it mean?"
ut means that it is the last dying
squeal of the free traders. Failing to
get free trade in this country the
English are bringing their manufacto-
ries here. The Coats thread men
have abandoned their thread mills in
Scotland and set 5000 men at work
making the thread in New Jersey.
THE other day." continued Eli, Il
met the agent of the English syndi-
cate which has just bought the potter
les in Trenton and East Liverpool.
"What are you buying our potter
les for?" | asked.
I'VE are buying them because we
are sick of paying your 60 per cent
Yankee tariff. We are going to get
even with you Yankees by bringing
our manufactures over here or by
buying your manufacturers out"
THAT is, you are going to emigrate
here and make iron and -four and
cloth and pottery, instead of making
them in New England and sending
them here?"
Eyes, that's it"
"But suppose we get free trade
here?"
"Why, then we'll go back again and
set our cheap labor to work and ship
the manufactured articles here as we
used to-"
'This settled my belief on the tariff
question: said Eli. "I'm for keep
ing high tariff till England sprinkles
manufactures in every town and ham,
let in America. | am"
The Oklahoma act is being repeated
this week, at Pierre and Chamberlain,
since the publication of the presidents
proclamation opening the Souix reser-
walton. At Pierre a cannon in front
of the State house was fired, and
regular rush across the river followed.
There was no hinderance to their
crossing the river, the ice being per-
fectly sound, but when those in the
van reached the west shore they en-
countered an unlooked-for obstacle.
The troops which have been stationed
at Fort Pierre for several weeks were
drawn up in line along the river bank,
and the brrathless and excited boom
ers who reached there were stopped
by a stern command to halt. They
did not want to, but when confronted
by bayonets in the hands of the soldiers
in sufficient numbers to keep them
back they obeyed. The military had
not received orders from headquarters
to allow boomers to go on, and SO they
resisted the crazy throng with their
fullest power. At Chamberlain the
boomers overcame the military and
took possession at once. Settlers
erected houses by the light of Ian
terms, and at that place ii is stated
that within forty eight hours town
of between 1900 and 5000 inhabitants
sprang into existence.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-02-13

Township 1O9 Range So.
Breckenridge 6 VanDuseu undv - -
| e of pit OF So of nwA 80 - IL 81 u IL 81
Masters addition to Village Of Walnut Groce.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-02-13

County Auditor within and for said county Of
Redwood sOcmnly that within and foregoing
Of taxes real state In said cou
DELINQUENT on the Monday January 1880 except such
since said date and also taxes
unpaid follows
sheets numbered from one to
inclusive. TILL TlBBElIS.
County Auditor of Redwood County. Mimi.
--.7.79s /SfEN j. Il BYRAM,
SA6E Clerk Of Dist. Csurt.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-02-13
A LIST OF DELINQUENT TAXES.
Upon Real Estate within the County o
Redwood, State of Minnesota,

Upon Real Estate within the County of
Redwood, State of Minnesota,
For the Year A. D. 1888 and prior years, as herein
designated, remaining delinquent and unpaid on the
first Monday in january 1890, and the penalties ac
crued thereon.
STATE OF MINNESOTA
COUNTY OF REDWOOD 81.
District Court Ninth Judicial District
The state of Minnesota all companies
TONS VINO claim right,
claim to or lean parcels of
land In the list hereto attached, described
The list of property the county
of Redwood remaining delinquent Monday of Jam
uary 1880 filed the office clerk district court of
of Of which that hereto attached is
therefore and each hereby required file in
office OF said clerk before the twentieth h of
March, $780, writing setting objections
defence have
piece parcel of land described
which have claim title claim
lien.
piece parcel OF land for the said list appearing
L. BYRAM.
Clerk of District Court in said County Redwood.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-02-13
Township 10, Range 81

ToaeR Of Gales.
Township 10, Range 80.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-11-26

Ranging from Ingram, Tapestry and Body br"s
prices tool every remnant on hand.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-11-26
A wsrui.x % snoksrv.

NEwBURG, Nov. 25.-Michae
Haley, a sixteen year-old New
burg youth, Is the latest victim Of
the cigarette habit In this vicinity
He has for years been accustomed
70 smoking them and now his mind
Is badly shattered and he Is q men.
tai as well as q physical wreck. On
Saturday afternoon he was found
roaming the streets barefooted, bare
headed and only half-clad. The
boy was taken 10 the police station
and was afterward removed to the
aluishouee for treatment. He will
probably be committed to some in
stituti0n for proper care, as his
parents can DO nothing with him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-11-26
Neuralgia eanses mach I,sa.isy,


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2kA
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-11-26
Utah Hon-taIable Bonds for Sale

r WILL RECEIVE WRITTEN BIDS BE-
Il tween IS O'Clock noon Of Dec mber 3sn.
1870. and 3 O'Clock noon Of January d :.
ISL. for the whole or any part OF is Utah
fiyel, each for sieeofo. running 10 10 %
year,, interest S per cent per annuu. pay
sb,e o. mi annually. and not taxable for any
purpois.
Bidders can get full particulars Of The
undermined personally, or By letter a. Ne
~ I. Nain street, salt Lake CRY.
BOLIVAR R0BERTi,
Territorial Treasursr.