Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1890-01-30
NRVERTHELK1S.
Never say die. Say expire.-Puck.

Never say die. Say expire.-Puck.
He-"Darling, will you love me when I'm
gonet' She-"Yes, If you'll go at III
Time.
The right to bear arms In q free country
cannot be infrinRed upon by any social
edicts against decollete drssses.-Boston
Courier.
Young creature-s'Do you think would
do for sJuliets'" AsnaRer-"Um-er-w
you'd look very pretty in the tomb."-New
York Weekly.
Miss Wayback (on board ship as the fog
horn starts up)-."Meroy, ma; what's all that
ciousi there must be whale on the track!"
Jury.
Boss-"This makes the third day now that
you haven't shined my shoes" Cuffy-
ssDars no blackin' In de house, sAh." Boss
"Why didn't you toll me before3" Cuffy-
"Bekase was afeared you mout buy box. j"
Texas Siftings.
Mrs. Stayathome Ito Mrs. Knowitall. just
returned from Europe) did you see Irving
in "FaustF Mrs. Knowitall-We were only
one day in Faust, and I don't think Mr.. Irv-
see him.-Texas Siftings.
Charles Jones-"Well, did you propose to
Miss Binks at the Tompkins's reception last
night as you intendedf' Bobby Smith
"No; the conservatory was occupied at the
time I wanted IT," ssghat sol Who was in
thers." "Miss Binks and Tom Robinson. -
Time.
"Have you good place now, Bridgeti
EYES. good enough, only they photograph
everything" 'sWel, don't see why you
should find fault with that" 'sI don't just
meat that comes into the house. ."-Fhegende
Blatter.
Soiree Musicale.-"At last we are alone
and in this little salon, far from the guests,
shall have chance to tell you how much
love you.n "Impossiblel Mamma is sitting
down at the piano. She is going to slug
Everybody is going to take refuge hers."-
La Figaro.
A gloomy -Blinks-'sWhy do all tn
lawyers about the court-room look SO glun
to day" Jinks-"Why. haven't you heard
Mr.. Richmond is dead" "He must hav
been very popular among them" s'No; bu
| he died without leaving q will. New Yorl
Weekly.
| who at a former period of his life ha'
gambled q little, was absorbed in though
| just before divine services began. He wa
| approached by the organist. who whispered
referring to the opening hymn: "What shal
| I playi" "What kind of hand have yo
| gotf responded the absent-mlnded clergy
man.-Texas Siftings.
Our postmaster, Col. Hardeman, having t
employ charwoman about the new Unite
States postofice, singled out colored lady
| and offered her the place. She declined
for the reason that there was too much wor
for $40 per month. ssWhati" said the cole
mel. "You could not make the half of 1t q
anything else. Why, at the North a woma
will scrub the floor all day through th
month for $1O." eyes," answered the lad
Of color, "but dem Yankees is raised to worf
and we isn't. Macon (Ga.) Telegraph.
Widdle-"I have often heard Of your vii
as a most accomplished woman" Waddle
"She is more than accomplished, sir; she /
gifted. I have never seen her equal as
mind reader. IA mind reader?" "Ho
does she find any field for the exercise {
that giftF' "She exercises 1t on me. Sh
always knows what 7 am going to say {
soon as begin to say It, and she takes th
job off my hands. haven't uttered Q con
plete sentence in my house for 10 years an
6 months. &c Chicagn Tribune.