The Forrest City times., 1890-08-23
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 A grain of common sense may be of moro value than scruple of con. science. = 7erds Siffings.
 Gladstone's axes are in great de- mand That Is because he is such good feller. -Norristos0n Herald,
 Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are United States Senators. = Washington Star.
 'Get thee behind me. Satan." is said by some people because they feel like they need little pushing. - Washington Star.
 Tho dog may have his day. but the cat certainly takes tho cake SO far a, the night is concerned. Philadelphia Times.
 The time when Congressman is tout of order" is when he has been out all night with tho boya-Bosio' Courier.
 It's wonderful how much women cal stand until you see them doing it in car where ali the men are seated Philadelphia Times Jack-"Miss Raw owns 10. 900 acrcs of corn land in Kansas Bob-'.Jobi turkey! Is she so poor as that'"--
 Washington Star. He fairly dotes on her, but her fa. ther won't let him in the house. 'srh, old man must be something of an anti. dote. "--H Hdrper's Bdsar. Teacher. What does tho provcrb say about those who live in glas, housesp" Small Boy Pull down the blinds. ."- Teras Syliags. A man is like . chicken; he will leave plate of meat to run after an other chicken with bone in iu mouth. Atchison Globe. .Ts Smifkins working for the Gov. ernmcnt now2" Yes -er-that is te say. he is employed by the Govern ment. "- Washington Post. Do you believe in signsp" Ger. tainly! When l see free lunch in | window believe can get something to cat within. "- Boston Herald. It is mighty hard-heartcd woman who can't weep over the poor littl, orphans left by the bird which adorns her hat. 7erre Hanie Express. Il am sorry your hired girl left you. But you say you expect her back. Any moment. see the kerosene ca, coming down "k I. Sun. There probably never was woman who said an unpleasant thing to mar that she did not add that she was tell ing him for his own good. --Atcaisos Giobc.
 The fashion editor of frontier pa per, about the time of an Indian scare said he was sorry to observe ths whoops were coming in again. - Tera, Silings.
 Squiggs -'I never see you and Mis- Maryann out together any more. Hav, you quarreledpn Bliggs .'No, no exactly. We're married. "-- Bsnghan- son Republican.
 An impecunious Terrc Haute ycuns man. who has become brother bl brevet to seven heircsses. calls then
 ''the little sisters of the poor. ."-Terr Hante Express.
 Penelope Isn't 1t detestable h hear man keep time to the musi, with his fcet?n Jack-~s'O, the musi, probably appeals to his sole, "---M Hun sey's Weekly.
 Whese is the man with enough mora courage to try and find out conclusive ly whether suspicious-looking bill il counterfeit after he has once acceptet hP-- Washington Post.
 Polite Pedestrian Who has unwit
 tingly served as n stumbling to gentleman afflicted with intoxicationI
 Beg pardon. sir. Didn't know yos
 were loaded. sir. Life.
 Cigar Dealer--"I am tired of thai
 wooden Indian as a sign. What would you suggest as an appropriate emblem for my business?" Smoker-"A cab
 bage leaf. M + Jouruai.
 Will-'I believe editors weigh carc
 fully all manuscripts sent to them
 Bill tan anthor) Yes. in order to as certain the amount of return postags necessary. "- Yarskee Biade.
 Kerosene. my dear, rubbed ou the neck and head is positive cure fol hog choleraw Shc--"Why--have yos tried its didn't notice any improve ment. "-American Grocers.
 An exchange says. Don't blame tho world when things 20 wrong. Most men do not. They simply rai~ . row in the family and meet the worie smiling. Atianta Constitutiosa | One way for . man to find out how many friends he has It to put billiard table in his house. And well-stocket sideboard and the number can b> easily doubled. zeros Sifsinqs.
 Shppper--'.Y You may give mo dol. lars worth of those strawberries please.s Dealer--.' Sorry. mA'am. but ws don't slice strawberries. I'll sell you . whole ono for el.50."-N r. Sun.
 Talk is cheap" 70. is itP If you'd hear tho plumber and the carpenter and my cook talking for two hour at my expense yesterday you'd have thought It blamed cxpensive. ."--Har. pev's Bdsar.
 Tommy--..Ars all bald headed mon near-sightcd. papa" Papa-"I think not; why do you askr Tommy--ssAt the pantomins l never see any bald headed men in the back part of the thcAtcr. "- -Bostos Hsruid.
 St. Peter (to newly arrived spirit) Madam. you win have no need of that sealskin sacque In this summer land" Mira Dc Fashion---sO let me wear ik please. Never mind if do aearly roast I'm used ts thaar-M '. Weekly.
 '.I cawn't for the life of nc sss, said Gus Do Jay. what some people were put on earth fohe" s.hy dear Mr, Do Jay" said Miss Pspperson, you shouldn't cultivate this unlortu. nate habit of introspection. - whas fnxUfor 4,ef