Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-10-20
he smiles and mods to ladies fair,
He's a most engaging talker;
But his restless eyes roam everywhere,
For he's the head fioor-walker.

nowadays.
WILL the free traders swear at Mckinley
when the mercury goes up next summer
NEW business blocks are the finger boards
that point out city's prosperity. They are
plentiful in Pittsburg, too.
IF death steals upon you while you are argu-
ing religion, refusing to accept the Truth until
convinced, it will be too Late to choose.
You can trust with a secret the woman who
tells youher right age.
CHILDREN must have toys, but old people
should select them.
THE boy who enters into play with zeal and
fairness will, if nothing happens, show similar
traits in business.
THE Philadelphia Inquirer has a double
iea6ed leader on "Pennsylvanias Grave Issue"
1t lS afraid Mr.. Delamater is going to be
Durieb. and is trying hard to Keep him above
the diisies
LOVES labor's light.
PITY the Mckinley bill placed heavier
duty on imported drygoods. The decollette
dress will now be cut lower instead of higher.
THE diver is the helmeted hero of the nine
teenth century.
BOYS, when you marry don't quit making
love. If there was little more of it stretched
through and beyond the honeymoon the di-
vorce courts would not be quite so busy.
THE baseball players favorite song should
be There's no place like home"
BUCK KILGoRE might make his mark on the
football field.
WHEN days were fine the squirrel made hay,
And stocked his winter nest;
But the idle tramp put naught away,
And must seek "Bummers' Rest"
THERE'S an old adage to the effect that
children and fools should not handle edged
tools" 1t is vividly recalled by the Town.
send street tragedy. Babies have no use for
knives, and parents who place them in their
tiny hands are criminally negligent.
Does Zane for one moment imagine that the
people of the oil regions are zanies?
The tobacco men on the Florida Keys hold
the key to the cigar situation.
You can't insult cigarette smoker, appar.
entity .....
Soon the beautiful snow will be falling down,
And the poets will greet it with gush;
town
1t will only be turned into slush.
MOST women lift their skirts to step over a
match. Force of habit. dear boy.
In walking through life we tread upon
graves.
A MAN likes shiny hat, but he longs to
shed shiny coat.
SOME people believe the State Capitol will
be removed to the Standard offices, Broadway,
N. Y, if their man wins.
WOMEN can match dress goods and arrange
matrimonial matches with neatness and dis
patch.
AN unclinched lie is generally accepted as
truth after awhile.
IF the Northwestern tier goes for Pattison,
Delamater will tear his hair.
THE duty on champagne under the new tariff
is s. case and the bottles are taxed three cents
apiece, making a total duty on a quart bottle
692s cents. 1t will cost more to break their
necks or your own now.
FORTUNE can be made with or without
tools or machinery.
THE girl who now the largest check can draw
Amid the throng no more's speck,
Since it has been decreed by Fashions law
That she must wear the largest check.
IT'S handy to have an elephant appear in a
ballet His trunk will hold the wardrobe you
know
THE girl who sported in the sad sea waves,
And basked on sands while drying out her
hair,
Soon with delight will rob the willing slaves
Who call upon her at the fancy fair.
STRANGE though 1t be, the worst criminals
get the longest obituary notices.