Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-09-15
SNAP SHOTS in SEASON.
INGALLS, bilea over at the Opera House Sal
urday night.

| ucmOCTdtiC, anu. mol hkc no very iouk dpO,
good natured. Young girls and old women.
chatty maidens and demure matrons, with and
without escort, move In the thick throngs,
Working girls and working men brush the
skirts and touch the elbows of mistress and
master. Men of business and men of leisure
are pushed along by the human stream which
ends only with the closing of the theaters. It's
constant going and coming-an endless chain
OF shifting color, muffled roar of countless
feet, panorama of pretty faces, moving
picture of happiness object lesson of Pitts
burgs great growth and business hustle. II
you would be convinced just JOIN the throng
any pleasant evening, Saturday preferred. II
in hurry to get down town take the back
streets. You cannot move faster than the
packed paraders. They are out for pleasure
and business has no right to press them. It's
an inspiring spectacle. It's March of Prog
ress.
THE milk of human kindness should never
be watered.
THE political back yards are full of Old Dog
Trays
THE Canonical rules of the House should be
revised. They are too Kreutzer Sonata.
WHEN fellow is drunk on wine he's grape
shot.
The most wonderful thing about that
chemical analysis of the Southside liquid is
that the experts found water in it
hustle.
The man who cast his vote at DISPATCH
Exposition headquarters in favor OF electro
| cution talked sense when he said: Il don't care
| how they dispose of murderers / would be
more solicitous to find a way to have murderers
kill their victims with less pain" Ladies who
carry flowers to shooters. cutters and clubbers
should paste this in their bonnets.
COMPLIMENTS. like cards, are easily ex-
changed.
SEALS are growing scarce. He who has been
forced to fork over a few hundred dollars
| every winter at the bidding of the sacque de-
| signers will hail the day when the last mild
| eyed fur-bearer is dubbed to death.
OLD MoNoNGAHELA is slightly disfgured,
| but still in the Ring.
PEARS are so cents dozen in market. One
needs to be flush to get there.
THE new Clipper Theater is all Cyrene this
week.
MRS. JANUARY, the s5,0OoOOO st. LOUIS
widow, has Tilted an English aristocrar. In
other words, January declined to thaw out or
shell out.
KEELY has just celebrated his ffty.third
birthday. The motor wasn't in it,
GREEN glassworkers are anything but
verdant.
A LAWYER is conveyancer, but he is not
required to take out a vehicle license.
It's evidently Doodle against ballots this
year.
It's as hard for the bald headed man 70 fol.
low the gyrations of quartet of skirt dancers
as it is for the small boy to take in all the
amusement offered in three-ringed circus.
So MISS LETTER is the next American Sess
to need a title. Her papa will find his purse
growing lighter in the sweet by and by.
IT is useless to advertise for the recovery of
a lost opportunity.
SENATOR INGALLS, wants to be told of a
single specific act for the good of the country
performed by the Democratic party when in
power. When they controlled the House. Sen.
ator. they knew when to adjourn. Give the
devil his due, sir.
MAN is monster in woman's eyes when he
refuses his wife the price of new fall bonnet.
THE Old Guard did not seem to be in line
Saturday night.
WHEN President. Harrison attends that or.
gan recital at Carnegie Hall the key manipu.
lator will not play Where Did You Get That
Hat"
IT is in order to wish all our Hebrew citizens |
a Happy New Year.
THE fruit growers are not on the short list |
this time.
THE wide wagon tire notion is not so English |
as it might be. It's also an Ohio idee Colum-
bus makes a money distinction between narrow
and wide wheels when awarding vehicle IL
censes.
Does the Little Napoleon from Beaver ex-
pect to catch Democratic votes by singing the |
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dali?
WHEN the leaves turn brown the mountain.
top hotel man looks blue
A BUCKS county umbrella thief got year in
Jail the other day. If this thing keeps on there
will not be enough prisons in the land to hold
prospective criminals
INVESTIGATIONS of official scandals now
adavs turn out to be more scandalous than the
original scandal. The Raum scandal for in
stance.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX asks: ssWbat Ia
more lovely in woman than her throat and
shoulders7" Will tell you, sweet poetess of
passion: sunny temper and a true heart
These be more lovely, and it don't cost any,
thing to chain the one or drape the other.
A GENTLEMAN remarked the other day that
the Walls accommodation would be propelled
by electricity within five years. What has Mr. |
Pitcairn to say?
INGALLS, remarks were as pointed as his
gray goatee.
WHEN money is tight in Wall street the
whole gang gets frisky
WHEN eggs are nat on Liberty street 1t
means there are more than enough to 90
round.
The Stairs on the party organs will be In {
clover until the ballots are boxed in November, '
They can take vacation. All the editing is q