New-York tribune., 1890-06-29

same thing.
Didn't Want a Lon-They got mountain lion at
Dallas and put two bulldogs into the inclosre to fight
lay down and ciuckled No single dog would fight
! him and every time two put in they would fight
each other, and the show was a failure.-(Detroit
| Free Press.
Probably the most unpopular man In Canada is
General Middleton. All references t. him fur
thief in popular meetings are vehenentIy appaudei.
The General says he is sick Of Canada and its pro-
vncalism, which leads Canadians hope that he will
soon 90 back to England.
The city cousin is coming, hundred thousand
strong. Listening from quiet hilltop, one hear
hot streets for the fields and meadows Madam. the
nurse the baby the children the trunks the dogs.
| all on a pilgrimage 10 cooler place than home
| Madam entertained the hard worked mistress Of the
farm, and perhaps child or two, for whole week
panorama 10 church, and hustled her of to the depot
before the swell relative from Washington arrived.
SO they are all coming out 10 the farm TO see
| Maria, and even things up.-(liomestead.
In this season OF degree giving " The Springfield
| Unon' suggests a degree "P. R.,' for clergy
men, II stands for Preacher Of Righteousness, and
was first conferred on Noah.
A Clear Monopoly. The other afternoon messen:
| ger boy who was going up Woodward ave, stopped
FOR moment In the shade Of Of the Circns Park
naples lie was sopping up the sweat on his hands
and face when an Ice wagon sS tbs came soS along
| The driver shook his head.
1T may prevent sunstroke.' continued the boy.
For ten cents replied tho driver
"Then femme ride"
The driver shook his head.
at may my lfe"
"For five cents grimly replied the driver.
That's clear monopoly and here goes TO To- cow s1,
itr said the boy, and he hit the driver IN Tie PACK
with a stone and escaped.-(Det Free Press.
Managing Editor-Look here this report Of the rail-
road accident Is very defective, and am surprised
that On experienced man like you should have written
| IL.
Reporter-why, what's tho matter with 1T Doesn't
| It give all the facts
"Oh, yes, the facts all straight. But m do
scriblng the burning Of the mail car You don't say
ANYTHING about holocaust You neglect to say that
tho day coaches were broken up into kndlng wood,'
and YOU never once referred the miraculous escape
OF the passengers who survived. No account OF
railroad accident is complete without these features
Progressive conversation parties' have been in.
Conversation party takes place when three young
ladies' meet for the first time in three days ana when
1i.s Fruit HnaT can he's that kind Of parry ali BY
himseh-(Norristown Herald.
"The Charleston Is. c. World' says that great
campaign meeting was opened the other evening by
the Rev. Ellison Capers who delivered an eloquent
prayer suitable TO the occasions
There IS a. real estate man on Est. who IS per.
sstent and VOlumnous talker, though GOOD fellow
wthal and the other day he came into friends Office
in the same business and began. lie kept it up for
friend looked at him admiringy and exclaimed:
G JSye n 2 Il feoT en the starr
DR.. Lindsay, the popular rector of old ST. Pauls.
Boston, has declined an election 10 the assistant
bishoprlc of Alabama.
such ignorance IS awful TO contemplated Some Of
the delegates 10 the National Editorial Association in
Boston thought the miniature bean pots which were
gotten I'D as souvenirs OF the OCCASION we're glue pots
Great heavens. and after all that Boston has done
toward elevatlng and nsructing the outside barRSsra
Republic who not only do NOT know beans but 90 not not
eyen tatSn SnoS Sos @ to be- faurs and the Hub ap.
pears to be played out.-(Boston Transcript
no Cincinnati women thought they would make
fortune BY opening restaurant and hanging out
sign Home Cooking Here" But the patronage was
so poor that they threatened with bankruptcy,
when a recently married man advised them 10 cDange
the sign SO as to read No Homo Cooking Here" They
are now doing rushing business, and Will soon retire
with fortune.
"A Massachusetts, man mastered six foreign han.
c,aers and acquired two wives in SIX months.1 Hc
deserves praise for his enterprise but ne wono nave
been looked upon as greater hero II he mad " mas
IsTv Isnsasss sA in THs' six Herald
10 is the custom in colleges for members OF tho
graduating class exchange photographs so that each
has complete collection OF his classmates Before
photography invented, Autographs were frequently
exchanged but gentleman OF this city has Just dis
cenerntion a very unique collection the siihouetes
OF the senior class of Bowdoin College for 1o24, III
cuding that of Franklin Pierce Ihey are not cut iro"
,Ioct manor os Is frequently done, but the profes
are cut ont of white paper which Is then placed over
black.
sbe-I wonder what satisfaction Rover can fna
III G DarH.I7 have heard that the moon is made Of
cheese Perhaps there are rats in U-(Ierre Hauto
Express.
With praiseworthy enterprise The Ohio state Jour-
nolp pubishes as souvenir beautifully illustrated
history of the city Of Columbus, Ohio IL is printed
ON large sheets OF caendeed paper and In binding and
,vpovrnnhy is a model of comeness. The lettcrprcss
gves nm interesting and graphic sketch OF Columbus
from It's first settlement to the present time, whiIs
finely executed portraits OF nearly all the proinnen'
citizens grace its ample pages Columbus mas been
apty termed the Hub Of Ohio,' and in recent years
has made remarkable advances in population, wealth
and culture Probably no city in the United states
NAYS more attention to education, and In no city OF
its size will there be found greater number Of
fined and highly educated people. There is atmos
nhee of resuness about the city that both charms and
surprises the visitor from the East who thinks that all
Western towns are made up Of somewhat rough and
rde people. This souvenir Of The Ohio State Jour
naln will most effectively disspate any such notion -
that so far as Columbus Is concerned.
Lounger- Do cookbooks form an important item
III Bociseiler-Yes Oi we sell them by he thousand.
The appreciate them, chq"
"Oh the women don't buy them; tho husbands
do.r(New-Iork Weekly.
San Francisco is kicking about the census too q
pretty good indication that the citizens have been
unduly initiating the population in their estimates during
the last few years.
Mr. wiIdman, sr-welI, Richard, how have things
been going with you this last term1
Mr. Wildman, Jr.-Pretty slow, fathcr-except the
cash. burlington Free SSaA