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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-07-29
A MONUMENTAL LIAR.
He Entertained some 0~uaxers with .
Good Yarn and Never smiled.

He Entertained Some Quakers with .
Good Yarn and Never smiled.
One OF the most interesting persons
now met with is the nlGn who al tell
u monumental and artistic lie, and ut
the anne time make it Transparent,
without any attempt to deceive. Such
q man sat in the lounging room of the
Girard one afternoon and afforded lots
OF fun To the little crowd around him
''Talkin' about banks Dustin" ne
began; Il want t tell ye bout "A little
sperience | had onct down in Alabama
before til war. guess | WIZ worth
bout a million dollars Mt the time, an
l WIZ Twin in n palace in a little town
called Paradise, just across tn river
from Eden, both i'm Alabama. Tn
river wuz the river Jordan, an it WIZ
two miles wide il it wuz an inch. Well,
the president Of the Eden bank-had
no bank in Paradise-lived right next
T. me. One mornin' in summer he came
into my house, an SEE he: Jones, guess
the bank'll bust up t'day. Better git
yer money out afore | git there, else
I'll close tn doors
well, l thought bout my million
dollars an wuz nearly worried sick.
There wuz no ferry cross tn river &
Eden, and the bank wuz four miles In
from tn river anyhow. Five miles up
the river wuz a bridge, and tn presi.
dent of tn bank started t git it an
cross { Eden before l could git there,
cause he wanted T. freeze me out of
my million. He wuz on hossback, an
rode like a new tangled Paul Revere.
But he couldn't scoop Inc, Ill tell We.
After he had an hours start l got my
hoss saddled an took him t tn river.
There ! found two single cared shells,
SO l put tn hoss in one, standin' up and
balancin' hisself. We know, an | got in
tn other one. | tied IA rope { tn boat
tn hoss wuz in an towed him over {
tn Eden shore.
Then | mounted him an rode like
fury. On reachin' tn main street,
where tn bank wuz, | saw til presi
dent about a block ahead of me.
dashed up tn hoss, reached tn bank,
drove right up tn steps into tn Office,
an just got tn boss head in tn safe as
tn president WIZ goin' t close tn door.
l grabbed my million dollars just at tn
last moment an WIZ saved from ruin"
Where Is Eden located asked one
OF the speakers listeners.
9TH towns gone. When tn bank
busted everybody but ne lost Their
money, a receiver was appointed an
he sold tn town. Tn buyers took il
away with them"
And he never smiled. -Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-07-29
Nat Wanted.

Want any bclpf he asked Of the
grocer
well. ! dunno. How many to-
matoes IA you put into a quart .
ure7'
II cal put five. but always make
four do"
II guess ! don't need you. Three ID
our limit here. detroit Free Press.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-07-29
A Doll.

"why do you play with that nasty
little doll, Jennier
"Coz it's a nice nasty little doll. ~
Chatter.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-07-29
Famed for 20 Years
ENPYS
H&~x
COssis M ss.soners.

We the undersigned Banrs and Bankers will pay
eli Prizes drs~n In The Louisiana State Lotteries
which msy be presented u our counters.
RIM. wALMSLEY, Pres Louisiana Nat. Bank.
PIERRE LANAUX, Pres, State Nat. Bank
A. BALDWIN. Pres. New Orleans Nat. BANK
CARL KOHN. Pres. Union National Bank.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-07-29
AG EATS WANTED D.

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sired. write legibly TO the undo rsigned clearly stst-
ing your residence. with state. County, stree, and
More rapid return mail delivery will be
assured BY your enclosing an Envelope hearing
your full address,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-07-29

Washington, d.
BY ordinary letter, Containing Money Order
issued BY all Express Companies, New York Ex.
change, Drsft or postal note.
Address Registered Letters
Containing Currency to
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANk,
New OFlsAna, La.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-01-22
NOTES or THE STAGE.

Miss Jessie Millward will not return to England with
william Terrss at the close of their season in Roger
La Homie" Mr.. Terrss Will bring ont a new me!o-
drama at the Adelphi. London. In March. and Miss
Miuwards plans not yet formed II is understood
that she wishes leave melodrama, and II is likely
that she may stay IN this country permanently ana
appear in emotional aud society play For the pre-,
cnt she viii take long rest a. She has had almost
none for several years.
sidney Rosenfeld is arranging for the production
within a month or two at a Broadway theatre Of a
new comedy drama called The stepping stones II
Is not yet certain what theatre VIII have the play
The principals for the De Wolf Hopper opera BouGe
Company have all been engaged and comprise De Wolf
Hopper Mis-, Marion Manoa, Mis-, Della Fox, Thomas
G. seabrooke. Edmund stanley. Elya Crolx. Herbert
Crpp, and Alfred Klein. The season opens al INC
Broadway Theatre. on MAY ., ~ me new comic
Gustaye Kerkcr.
Edwin Booth and Nine. Modicska made their first
appearance in Boston joint st7r ON Monday night
opening in The Merchant Of Vcn''e., dispatch
enthusiastically received by one Of tie largest
diences ever seen in the Boston Theatre.
Joseph jefferson and W. J. Florence presented "Thc
Rivals in Chicago for the first time on Monday night
at Mcyicker's Theatre. Their engagement there IS
omaha. Denver aud Kansas Ci'y.
Miss Rose Cochan passed through this city on Mon
day her way 20 Cincinnati, where 30" appears next
Monday in ~ Jocelvn.~ Ms Cochlan SAYS that She
is having the best tours that she has ever KNOWN
Joseph Wheelook will produce John Hrougham's
drama "ODonnell's Mission in Philadelphia on
January %. with the following people ia the cast
H. A. Weaver John Walsh. John T. savage, Frederick
Powers. Joseph i. Whceock. ir. John Obcr. Harry
Tan,y Miss stella Bonface and Miss Katherine
Weston.
A matinee Of The Prince and the Pauper' viii
be given at the Broadway Theatre 20 day and every
Wednesday as long a. the play remains there
Miss Marion Manola. who recently left the McCaul
Opera Company. and s. In Nov York, IS to sins
In The GOndoliers" under John sctson.
william II. Crane expresses himself a. more than
pleased with Tie reception given 10 "Ihc senator
at the star Theatre The house has been crowded
al every performance and many who came close upon
the time Of raising The curtain have been Obliged 10
GO away again and come earlier some othcr night
The cast fer The Penlbcrtons," Henry Guy Garlic
toms new play, which will be presented In Albany on
February Il. includes Miss Cora Edsall Miss Amy
Busby MISS Lotuc Church, Clarence HANDY de''
George vessels. ". II. Thompson, Wilton Lacaayc.
Howard KYLE, Charles brandt w. H. Arnold, Lorlncr
stoddard. a. g. MOrcaud, and George a. Dalton
The opening performance Of "fcrncHA at the
Grand opera House in Philadelphia was favorably
received IN Monday night.
At the Broad street Theatre ia the same city, the
London C,a!cty Company opened 10 the largest house
u tho season
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-01-22
ayAx o,RELLr or ErorHER JONATHAN

NJ Paul Blouct Max ORcll.' gave a Characterize
lecture entitled a National Portrait Gallery ~ the
Anrlo~axon Race" I'm the Calvary BAPTIST Church
last evening. The gathering, which completely hllca
tl,e church and was most apprccntive listened al
tentivc!y and rewarded the lecturer with long ont
bursts of applause. After humorous as wei a. s'iI
Gus. references to the Eneiishman ana Hco'chInan'
n Blonct devoted himself to the discus ion Of Brother
Jonathan.
But who IS Jonathan ~ he asked. " MI civilz"h
nations compriso two classes of men, gentlemen am
those who are not gentlemen. America is 10 cN"cp
ton 10 the rulr. / am unable to find any difference
between the gentleman in England, in italy, In France
ar even i'm Germany. By Jonathan, mean man VINO
j.. mot exactly q gentleman IN the ordinary sense. '
Gems 10 enjoy all bcrlios. including tho-e DE- iah'
with Won. lie has Often an aversion - EuI,i,h
ma ai,,,r hc chcw- he cxpcctOratcs, wear, b. a.
r|,'d. i'm hi. shirt 'front.' and on Dis hngcr- Hu' h'
/. good fellow. often intelligent, ana KNOWS more
about BOulangcr than do myself
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CHICAGO A GAHBLER'S PARADISE.

Chicago Jan. 81 lSpcciaD.-Thc Republicans OF Chi
cago jubilant the attitude in which the
Democratic city administration has been placed on the
gambling question. The Grand Jury has determined
TO investigate fully the subject and ascertain. If posi-
BILE, why practical effort IS made to suppress the
scores Of gambling places that infest the business
portions OF the city, To this end all the prominent
city officials and Officials for two years past have
been summoned 10 cnlightcn the Jury. Mayor
Cregier yesterday evadcd the situation by informing
the jury that, far he knew there gambling
going in Chicago: If the Jury would inform him
where any gambling houses existed he would promptly
have the matter Investigated. lie said that if the
gamblers al tie Last spring election had supported
him. alleged he did not know II. and it not
in pursuance OF any ante c 'cOn promises OF immunity
EX Mayor Roche. who enjoys the distinction Of being
the only Mayor who suppressed gambling In
Chicago, before the jury today and rdiculed the
claims Of the present Democratic officials that gam
bling cannot be suppressed IN Chicago.
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nn,,,cpTov ArryyT DTNEER PLANS.

Tho prcpara,ions for the dinner Of the princeton
aI,r,,d tomorrow night IN the great nan oi INC
roui,ablc Building are almost complete u VIII pc
,hc finest thing Of the kind ever s"cn IN Nc" i'r"'
,hc cafe savarin having had the pcncht 81 10 cN
rcrjencc with the Holland dinner "c'ni'''''
vices have been invented Tor 7t'PW"S a.,
49,, H., c,,i,g certain difficulties IN acoustics when
,,ero olvious ON the previous occasion Tic saVAfh
has im6orcd special cigars for this occn%on' WIN
orange and black bands, bearing me N'c'Ip'lo"
Princeton Tigers" The college rlce d"" VIII ne
present, and the fun champion football team VIII,
substitutes and Captain Edgar Allen roe - cApcc''"
10 he heard from The trophies - INC ''a'h VIII W.
demand Tor trcte and sale. Will stop a soon ts ui
number conveniently 10 be accommodated IS reached
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-01-22
Tile BLSNOP Nd THE CuB.

From Tic saturday IcVIcW. =,
A prOpns Of missions, the writer las muGh W .on
~ his friend pishon ,nninrf0p who crowned career
Of good wOril. by winning the crown OF marty iup,l''
A year before that lie had the rcmaikdbic c''HP,
which puts the saint and martyr in "A very coWl'dI
light one day, when taking his walk ABROAD lh uc
iunges. he pretty little creature, Whlch c1IH
faWning up 10 him like puppy. He pckcu IL up 'lIu
began to fOndlc H. WhcrcupOn some natives VINO "c''
with him howlcd and boitcd. Knowing what was
likely 20 follow, the panic stricken niger, we're
hardly to be blamed. The good missionary had taken
hons whclp 10 ms bosom. and the iniurlated parents
made their appearance on the scene The Bishop
showed equal pluck and presence Of mind Dropping
the cub lie put up his umbrella and CALAMITY charged
tLe lion and ioness. dancing and yelling II he had
been one Of the uncOnvertcd pagans celebrating some
dabolcal rite Terror at the ideOns sight and sounds
cot bc better of paternal and maternal affection, and
the great cats turned tail aud rushed back to their
lair In the forest"
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Notices of marriage must be Endorsed with full
name and address
DIED.

BATES-In Rome, Italy, Sunday morning. January 3,
1890 at the age Of 49, Of TYPHOID fever eve Ni E1i PISA
B Haies' Of O BfyooSlyn 1" = Y u "
Notice Of funeral hereafter
DAMON-January 90 in NewYork, George I. Damon, Of
FdncFa from st. Peters Church. Port Chester Thurs
Int tern Mt at 'Wocdlawn
DN M st P DANA nr'pe ' SaT " $780,
Funeral services YIN be hed al the Madison sa square rres
Thursday morning I'D inst, at ~ O'clock. - 49,
NT f.ptSfu ap9 n nsHai % S attend navy ~
T. 1s 6oos % the ssd 2 f; q ad ss
yd 55 e. John Of ,1 c, Beq Ss;es9c,
Kindly omit flowers.
DUNcAN1 Eeyark ~ j. TUESDAY January Us ri Of
pneumonia Nara wife OF John Duncan ana daughter
FGnela from her residence. 81 Parkst Newark, ~
. o'clock Friday, Path inst
FRANCIs-on Monday, January 20, after short illness.
Funeral from IT, residence OF her trothernaw James E.
Conner, 23o West 2istst. on Wednesday January %.
GARDINERIn Chicago. January Is. Of catarrhal pneu.
monia, Warren B Gardiner formerly OF this city .
Eiia5eth daughter Of the Peter Germond Of Albany.
kindly omit flowers.
nAzzAED We 9S %an r. s:,
& S and f are pS no tnn rO
on wednesday January % at . p. m.
Philadelphia papers please copy.
GS DFP Ss H35SG ga Of h Ia1 agar 90 william
RdiStSes and frends invited 70 attend The funeral
services at ST. Johns Church Cold Spring Haroor L. l..
civ Cold spring station
42SSss S e. G @ 10
.e nd ai 'ssas? a NJ
McKENzIEAt Jersey CITY, January 20 Rebecca wife OF
Reatiyc. and friends Of the family invited to attend
her funeral Thursday afternoon. az o'clock, from
Please omit flowers.
MERRITT-In Brooklyn first MONTH Goth, $780, Nathan'
Funeral On fourth day morning at 10 o'clock from his late
residence, 2i2 Hancock-st.
PAGGE-In Brooklyn January 81, Harriet Paige. wife Of
WcdncsIay. January %, at o'clock p.
sEYMOUR-white Plains, y. Y, Rebecca widow OF
S sSG TenG ait e S t. attend her n. at
her late residence white Plains Wednesday January %,
Carriages viii be waiting the arrival Of train leaving
Grand Central Station at II 20 O'Clock.
SHEARMAN-On Wednesday. January 49, 1890, at Salt
Lake city o., pneumonia, Sarah Nye wife OF William IL.
The remains WIN be inferred at the Cemetery Of the Ever.
Mondp Syy ya8n % % ESQ 1880 Of
Funeral service private the family residence 4Ss 1st.
Intcrncnt n Greenwood at the convenience family
VAN RENssELAER-At Washington. d. G., January 20.
rSnSa s vii be- held at his late rsdence No.
s.o26 psf, o. wedpe'tsy. January o. at 4 80 D. m
h ISr' and Geneva ei ~ y paper. please copy
beth Robertson daughter Of the late Alexander Robert
Funeral services will b held a. her late residence on
Tharsday January %, a. SIS p NJ 81. ,,
Genital Depot
70 , wt aged 7s 81
day, January %. at p.
wILLIs-Isaac b. Wills. Wednesday. January g.
ford Conn. THURSDAY, January %. at 80 m; Car
IL. X. R., Grand Central Depot
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WFDDINGS PAST AND TO COME.

4 large and Fashionable wedding took place last
night IN the Pilgrim Congregational Church. MADISON
ave. and one hundred and twenty first ST., whch MIS-
Lefty Low. daughter Of PHILIP T. Low COMMANDER
Of the Naval Re eve was married 70 'raoh Aua"i'
IT, Mayor Of Grand Junction. Col The Rev. samuel
Virgin pastor Of the church OBLIGATED. The best man
was Harry y. IIaniOrd. and the ushcrs were Robert
Couron. Thomas W. Timpson, Vaughn COync. william
Peck IIcadley Greene aud Howard Adams brother %
the bridegroom. The maid OF honor Miss Jenny
DemOrest Low. The bride was given away by her
father. \ reception followed at the homo Of the
brides parents, 40. 115 East One hundred ard twenty
elslth-st and among those present Captain and
Mrs Henry Erbcn, L. $ y; General and Mrs. Fer
dinand p. Earle. Mr.. and Mrs j. Alexander s,ryker,
MIR. and Mrs. William Calwcil, Mr and Mis-. William
i. Pullman, Mr. and Mrs. James r. Franklin. Mr.. aud
Mr., A. VI. Underh Mr. and Mrs. T. Hamilton
Jonas Miss Jonas, Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey Underhill.
MIS- Robert Ward Miss Ward, OK Orange y. J.. Mr.
and Mrs silas Hamilton, Of Baltimore, Mr.. and Mrs.
r. D. Myers, Of Richmond. Va, Mrs. Percy D.
Adams. Frank IIanlin Miss Lillian Reed Mr. and Mrs.
James F. Couron. Miss Sarah Tlmpson, Mr. and Mrs.
Albert Low Mr. and Mrs. Lyman IL. Low, Mr.. and
Mrs Frank Low and the Misses Low OF Boston; Mr..
and Mrs. Henry T. Perkins, Wilson H. Low, OF
tl.lcrao. Cartain william +. Williams. Captain NJ. L.
Mowbray, Lieutenant H. +. Rh0adcS and Mrs Rhoades
The bride IS n recent graduate Of Vassar
The wedding Of Miss Laura LasciI Megs daughter
OF Ictus h. hcgs, 10 uc Kew DO"s4"' = D''"S va
take place 10 night at the home Of the brides father
No 10 East sixty nfth-st. , ~ A..
Nj, Elizabeth ". Gil!cnder daughter Of Augnstns
Gleidef viii be married - Austin IIce hency' !,
the Church o III. Heavenly Rcs'. i!ls cVehIhb d,
s O'Clock reception VIII follow at the nome VI
the brides father. -, ,, h.
The curagement. Is announced Of Miss Lisa liaf
rsOn daughter Of Jared Harrison, 70 arthur d.
Turnurc, one OF the editors Of The Cosmopolitan
bloomington, H., Jan. II tspecaij~Nlss "ioe
Scranton Davis of this city. and Edward WHY'S An
drews o! Chicago were married here this evening
The BRIDE who Is nineteen. IS the Only daughter o'
Mr.. MIS-. George Perrin Davis, and the OILY gram
daughtoi Of the late David Davis, tnitcd States
Senator and Justice Of the United states suPrcIIe
Court and is hcircss 10 a large fortune. Ihc Drloe
groom is the son OF wellknOwn surgeon, Di r., "
AnGrews, Of Chicago. II was white WeoHihk;
The ceremony performed BY tie ldcV' T.. >, .
- Jng Of the First Presbyterian Church lhcic was
iccpton after the ceremony and at midnight pr. ono
trs. Andrews d'paIted for Chicago, whence they ~
direct to New York thence for a month to CUBA
Governor and Mrs. F1tcr among the guests.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-01-22
4 GPFsT NEWSPAPER.

From The New England Medical Monthly.
The New York Tribune j. not d,mayed in the
Slightest by the recent local elections, and II comes up
bright and smiling this year a. strongly Republican
as ever and with an annual prospectus brlmmng over
Win Wonderful attractions The Tribune, while
always a newspaper dominated by one mind. and
tanned ali over with the individuality Of its editor
has nevertheless always had editorial stan which
was sort OF college OF bright and able spirits, each
one Of them specialist ~ some me OF study ana
this year. by adding to the college. ~ 1t were; a
number of special lecturers IN other words II has
PROVIDED for series OF special contributions by we'll
known people and specialists OF very great interest and
ability 10th sides of several such questions as
Unlimited silver and Trusts arc to be given. These
special Article. which Will cost many thousands OF
dollars and will appear IN The Tribune only, are
,vorth far more than the III or - which will enable
our readers 10 enjoy them all. The Tribune VIII
also print new series of stories OF the war aurhg e
large cash prizes for the best three OF these stories
There is often a twinkle Of hnmor In whatever Inc
Tribune does and this year there 10 very merry
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-01-22
rvrcryovs ~ PEyySYLYAyTA

PuhKsutawucy Penn, Jan. el.-ShchH suffer
evicted five families al Adrian today. He was ac-
companlcd by a squad of twenty-five Plnkerton de
tcctycs. There not the least siSn Of resistance
Forty or CTS women and children watched the pro
crcdinr but il created no excitement. The Sheriff
has had over 100 u,w wits placed IN his hands aud
a number Of them VIII he executed at watson tomor-
row. Yesterday nearly all the Italians and Hun
garans from WalstOn and Adrian came 70 town for
"a, purpose u engaging a bras, band and marchln;
M 10 go mines, but the cooler heads, fearing TIA;
such demon. frlfion might lead +" trouble, dis
,uadcd them from their purpose" -Four moro Hun
carln, wcr, arrested at Wa-ton last night charged
"th shooting ~ an engineer and making other
rlptOus demon -trItun-.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-01-22
SELECTIONS FROM THE MAIL.
WHEAT.
EXPORTS LARGELY INCREASING - PROBABLE
CONSUMPTION At HOME

CONSUMPTION At HOME.
TO the Editor Of The Tribune.
Sir month ago | suggested that large in
crease was to be expected in wheat exports com
pared to the previous year, when prices here were
artificial. The December return shows exports of
wheat and -four equal to 11,597,slS bushels
wheat, against 7,15s,3O5 the previous year
This, with final return Of net exports for five
months, makes the aggregate FOR six months end
ing with December 56,36l ,al2 bushels, against
52,3Os, 100 for the last half of 1883. Using the
corrected estimates of my letter, printed Decem-
Der q, this would leave for export during The
next six months llG, 60394l bushels, and III the
first half Of 1889 exports were only 36,377so2
bushels. But it probable that the movement Tor
the rest Of the year may be largely increased
as before stated. Even if ii should he twice as
great as last year, the surplus remaining July
in excess Of the minimum, on the supPoSiuoh
that consumption in this country Is no more 'hdn
the average, would be 37,25000O bushels.
1t has been repeatedly suggested that cOnsump-
ton must vary considerably when prices decline
they have within the past year. GueSSes Oh
this point inexpensive because there Is rcnliS
no proof by which they can be corrected In caIe-
full comparison Of consumption and supply Tor the
past thirty years between the various points
of greatest exhaustion Of stocks, no evidence eau
be found that the consumption has ever risen
above about 4.6 bushels per capita. including all
used otherwise than for seed. or lalleh DeIo"
about 43 bushels, but there is not and cannot
be satisfactory proof that in single year con-
sumption may not have exceeded tue highest
or fallen below the lowest Of these figures: III
will he a most interesting and val aduitoh
10 knowledge of the market ana oil American
consumption it, in July next, II should Dc demon
strated that consumption this year must nave
risen considerably above the average In past pc
RODS -,
But if that be conceded, because prices have
been unusually low for this crop year, II must
equally be conceded that consumption during .he
crop year Of lsss-'s9 must have been below 'he
average because artificial prices higher than
usual were maintained through nearly all tnc
year No one will forget how bread danced up
in the cities nor how bakers compalned because
the consumption was suddenly reduced.
less than normal consumption he allowed lot Una
wear il would increase the estimate oil supply
brought over las; July. and 50 compensate III
part for increased consumption This year. Irnc
teal observation may. however suggest lhal
consumption as 10 quantity IN this go TRY Is III
fact remarkably steady. people purchas ng tII
cheaper nourS when the prices are hlSh' an
tie Better when prices are low VIII the whole sac
range al thi, time from - ! IL s. 2 per par
rel AZ York. II is very easy for family u
cut down expenses without curtailIng re guanu'y
Of wheat consumed W vi W.