The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1890-09-11

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i Family DI.pus. winch teammates An :
Victory For MaterfAmilfas.
rEKsoNs o. rms rkRcx.
fArrRtA,.lItAs twho hardly appreciates iis
Harsss1sillss txho feels Inc fun weight
OF hers33 Ys3sGE sH sxga@SfX Il
A6hss 4 me responsibilities; bf1 wb6,
P pIr ags ~ y ssd i5szshsss hs a. not
PsterfamiliAs on, why not go to the
Beach9 IT'S quiet, IT'S .pleasant it's
tiatsrtamtifas Really, dear, we can
not possibly 60. there again. It's abb
surdl twas place for the girls to go
whom they wore little blue flannel frocks
end played in The sand. -. .
ua P.--Ism sure II they hadn't had D
month Of that last fall, after Narragan-
sstt they wouldn't have lived through
the winter. sss1 Mga4 se - ssF~ss
IN. .-oh, % . place v rec,1perate.t I
grant you---1 ~ sssst.sss
.P-Isn,tg summer supposed to be the
season OF recupcration?
Mt may once have been-for men,
yes Really, dearest we couldn't stay at
Pokeberry Beach. We can't waste a
summer SO. I think it will have to be
Newport again. ssHsHwtrF
(desperately)-Is there mo escape
from thatP Why not try Terrapin PointP
My deari I am told the women
thdfe come down to breakfast in dia-
monde and twhispering) pink and blue
setin wrappersl LIZ Is
4 P.-Well, Cedarport, then
! M.--Do you remember that terrible
Mrs. Smith. who had bleached her hair,
and used to wear five distinct and separ-,
ate gowns dayp Well (conclusiyely),
she has taken cottage there this year
--for the season. 5t - = S. Z
PlThe girls liked the Pier. Why
couldn't we 60 there again? ~ I'll
MADear, the Pier is a frivolous,
worthless place; the young men there
haven't trace sefsser.ousness; trifing
Is in the air. sngs "a
Z ]. -But Newport ISL SO deadly. Why
couldn't we try neutrality-suspicious. for
month--- sss-1saf
M-It's 4 lovely place; but there are
only college boys and their grand fathers
there Its too far from the city for
men, MY dear, you don't understand;
we must have place that our friends
can run up to over Sunday.
Pour friends2 81 a-vs-.z
M-Well, the girls friends, then. IN
T Pei should like place where there
would be some sort of rational amuse-
ment--fishing or shooting, or something
for one to do when he came up there.
MI think when sacrifice myself
for the girls advantage III
P. (snorting) Girls ADVANTAGE! Girls
advantage! Heaven and earth. Anna,
one would think to listen to you that II
they weren't married within the year,
their chances for future happiness would
be gone forever. You are just little
ridiculous, my dear; why, Agnes is only
twenty s.s.sts,
M. (calmly)-Yes;s but Dolly's nine
teen, and Violet seventeen.
! P.-Mere lchildren-its absurd Let
'em have their fun; they don't want to
marry for years yet. Never fear (chest
QUIT but they'll have all the opportun-
M.-My dear, when there are three
girls SO nearly Of an age, it makes a
great ifferenee. There are only justse
many really desirable young men at a
certain time. =.===e====-=-s.---=
SPTAnd yon believe that this limfted
mum Der are found only ia certain spots
|s-ir covies, like quail S q
M. tcoldly) You speak very unfeel-
ingly. -vy.
aP.-Butl are there no lothsr favored
grounds? What Is that pew place the
Haywood Greens were telling us about?
M-~My dear the Haywood Greens are
nice peoples; but you must remember
that their daughters are all married, and
sthey cango anywhere they please; now.
P.AAnd 50 1T must be Newport? 4
M-My dearl Do you think ,oant to
go there, any more than yourself?
p. taken of bis feet do think
M-Yes-for myself? t~
f P. (gasping) -Wcll, was beginning
to get some sort Of impression TO that
effect 3&l itfe -NfEas ~
aa Ms-Oh, how provoking you are.
Don't you think I'd be only too delight
ed to 20 to some~nice quiet place and sit
ON the piazza or under the trees all day
long, and rest? It's for the poor girls
sake-I must thinkof them first!-Fred-
erie Hart Wilson. in Puck. Iii sFEF 4 q
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