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The Irish standard., 1890-07-12
MANAGER B1xBY's BENRFII.


This popular manager will not be
with us next season. He has arranged
to take charge Of Manager Lifts new
st. Paul theatre, and his many friends
wishing to publicly express their appre-
citation of his kind efforts to please,
have concluded to tender him compli-
mentary benefit, to take place at the
Biou opera house Saturday evening,
July 10. A special program, consisting
Of the stock company, in short farce
and number of local dramatic and
musical people will furnish the enter
tainment. Mr.. Bixby's excellent bust
ness methods and courtesy have won
him many friends, and crowded house
is assured him. Tickets will be on sale
in a number of places in the city, and
they can also be purchased from many
of his friends. The Bijou's popular
prices will prevail.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12
PROBATE NOTICE.

GTATE OF. MINNESOTA, County of Henne-
~ pin, Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Noria Grove
Blooston, deceased.
Letters of administration on the estate of
said deceased, late Of the County of Hennepin
and State Of Minnesota, being granted to Will
liam Grove.
It is ordered, That six months be and the
same is hereby allowed from and after the date
of this order, in which all persons having claims
or demands against the said deceased are re.
CURED to file the same in the Probate Court OF
said County. for examination and allowance, OF
be forever barred.
It is further ordered, That the first Monday in
February, 1891, at 10 o'clock a. NJ, at q general
term of said Probate Court, to be held at the
Court House in the City of Minneapolis. in said
County, be and the same hereby is appointed as
the time and place when and where the said Pro-
bate Court will examine and adjust said5 claims
and demands
And it is further ordered, That notice of such
hearing be given to all creditors and persons
interested In said estate by forthwith publishing
this order once IN each week for three successive
weeks in The Irish Standard, newspaper
printed and published in said County.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 9Th dav OF July,
$780,
By the Court: FRANCIS B. BAILEY.
Judge of Probate
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whose averages have been so 81 above in

whose averages have been 80 81 above in
scholarship, IS in attendance, and 100
il department during the term.
Masters Samuel Moran, John Boland,
John Cramsie. Edward McNulty. Walter
Hinckly, Jay Kelley, Fredie Cody, John
Hurley, Thomas MCCARTHY, Daniel
Leonard, Martin Moran, Michael Grogan,
James Ryan, John Danaher, John
Leonard, John GILES, Matthew Cava-
naugh, John Collins, Willie Hurley,
Matthew Kelly, Daniel Minogue, Patrick
MoNulty, Robert Armstrong, Daniel
Connolly. Frank Fortier, Francis Dugan,
Michael Moran, James McNulty, Mi
chael Barrett, Michael MoNamara,
Robert Deveraux, Misses Mary sheehan.,
Maggie Donahue, Agnes ORielly,
Maggie McNamee, Mary Brewers, Della
Claus, Julia Harrington, Maggie Madden,
Mabel Bacon, Lizzie MCCARTHY, Annie
DAILY, Teresa Me Elroy, Mary Danaher,
Lizzie Minogue, Annie McDonough,
hdVAo 1NCOdIbAy, AdlA0 NAo4>e'AAA"A~' A~~''~J
Rogers, Hannah Ring, Mary Lennon,
Minnie Farrell, Mary O'Neil, Mary Sex
ton, Katie Leonard, Josephine Lintges,
Grace Harrington, Maggie Brett, Ida
Malone, Cora Bacon, Mary Irving, Mary
Fahey, Agnes Dav1tt, Mary Tobin, Maud
Kelly, Hattie Gray, Genevieve Smith,
Marcella Curran, Mary McNamara, Mary
Carroll, Alice Cody, Pauline Cowell,
Agnes Callaghan, Mary Kauth, Louisa
Danaher, Mary Lydon, Maggie Sexton,
Nellie Shehan, Ella Davitt, Grace Farrell,
Maggie Kelly, Annie Bray, Emma Dietz,
Lizzie Dietz, Bridget Levelle, Maggie
Irving, Gertie Joyous, Agnes Buckley,
Ella Bowe, Maggie Mccormack, Maggie
Ferguson, Jessie Durack, Alice Kloss,
Lizzie Smith, Mary Conlsy, Mary
Malone, Bridget MeNulty, Katie Nc
Namara, Bertha Getchell, Hannah Ken.
nedy, Mabel Kelly, Nellie Cronin, Alice
Irving, Emma Gonyea, Bridget Pulrang,
Ella Malone, Katie ellis, Lucy Hart
man, Maggie Buckley.
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Market Report.

MINNEAPOLIS, June 20.
WREAT--No. hard was steady. closing at
SEC cash.
No. northern IS bid for cash.
CoRN-Light sales; SIC. according to condition.
FLoUR-Minneapolis patents, in seeks. to local
dealers, $4.75; for shipment in sacks, car
lots, 81 25@4 65; in barrels 81 65@4 IS; delivered
at New England points, S. 5O@5 20; at New York
points. IS 4e@5 50; rye flour, pure, nominal, at
ST 75@2 per 1G0 lbs.
BRAN--Hcld at SIS 90.
SHoRTs--Buik, 50 Is.
OATs--No 2 white selling at 26a28c on track
The range Of sample sales is from 25@27 O t.
RYE-Norninal at 32@33c for No2.
BARLEY Quiet at from S0@35c for Nos and
FLAx-~Quoted at 81 80 Timothy, 12e.
BUTTER-In job lots: Fancy creamery, 1Sc
extra frsts, l0@l2; dairy, fancy, 7@14c; dairy;
seconds, 1o@11c; dairy, thirds, 8@9c; packing
stock, 3@4c; grease, 2@3c
Eaas-Strictly fresh, Lie. including cases. :,
CHEEsE-Fancy full cream, 10@11c; fine full
cream, 1896; part skins. 4@5c.
POTATOES--26a30c.
DRESSED MEArs-Pork, 4a5 per ID; veal, 5a
6; mutton, 7a8.
H1DEs-3a4. Green sailed, 4a6: Sheep pelts
25aS5.
PoU1TRY-I.ive chickens aa9 perlb. Live tur
keys 7a9 per ID. Spring chickens II per Id.
WooIr-Unwashed, 16a19c per ID: 24a26 fol
tubwashed.
ON1oNs-75a1 90 per bu.
BEANs-Fancy navy per blu, .50a1. rs.
HAY-10 90 for wild: II 90 for timothy
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE.

THE IRISH STANDARD, $3.50 pei
year in advance.
John j. Kinnane, Attorney at Law
Room 4O1 Guaranty Loan Building:
Minneapolis.
Fire Insurance, T. w. McGrath, TOP
Floor, Temple Court. Insure to-day.
Your fire may come tomorrow.
Order your ball programmes wed
ding invitations, cards, ETC.. Of the
Irish Standard" Job Printing com
pany. Neat work. and satisfactory
prices guaranteed.
Cards, letter heads, note heads, en-
velopes. bill heads. blank receipts, bank
checks, lawyers briefs, and in fact
everything in the line of job printing,
neatly executed by the 'sIrish Standard
Job Printing company No, AZ Third
street south. rooms 81 and %.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12
PROBATE NOTICE.

GTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne
y pin.-Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Hannah Garvey,
deceased.
On reading and filing the final account of
the administrator Of the estate of said deceased
and his pettioa praying for the allowance m OF sad
of said estate to the persons by law entitled to
the same:
1t is ordered, That said petition be heard at a
Court House in the City Of Minneapolis. in said
County, on Monday. the 4th day Of August,
$780, at 10 O'clock in the forenoon; and that notice
by publishing this order once in each week for
three successive weeks prior to said dav of hear
ing in The Irish Standard, newspaper printed
and published in said County.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 10th day of July,
1890.
By the Court: FRANCIS B. BAILEY,
Judge of Probate.
J.R. CORRIGAN,
Attorney for Estate,
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PERSONAL.

Geo. F. Doherty. county secretary of
the Catholic Total Abstinence societies
of Hennepin county. left Minneapolis
last Tuesday evening for Tacoma,
Wash. where he expects to remain per-
manently.
Martin 2. Larkin, Of Barry Station,
Bigstone county, was visitor to Min
neapolis during the present week. Mr..
Martin returned homo Saturday ate
purchasing three carloads Of Mime
|apois lumber for his new residence.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12
THE GLORIOUS FOURTH.
Two Successful Ponies and Lawn
Festival Held.

1.-TWO SUCCESSFUL FlCnlCS anu AdWu
Festival Field.
The Catholics of Father Christie's
parish held their picnic at Twelfth
avenue north and Fourth street on the
spacious grounds adjoining St. Josephs
church and occupied by Mrs. William
McArdle, who generously turned over
her spacious residence for the use of the
merry pickniokers for the day. Several
hundred were present and very enjoy
able time was had. The following is the
result of the athletic contests:
Mems foot race, Ed. Murnane first,
William Rice second; boys foot race,
John Connolly; three-legged race, Dibb
and Clarity; ladies' wheelbarrow race
Mrs. O'Hare; ladies' foot race, Mrs.
O'Hare; sack race, Charles Freeman:
fat mans race, Tim Thayer first,
- Egan second.
The pleasant grounds at the Catholic
Orphan home, corner Chicago avenue
and Forty-eighth street, were the camp
place of many merry makers July 18th,
Old and young, priests and laymen, all
were bent on enjoying themselves thor
oughly and incidentally contributing to
the fund for the furnishing Of the home.
Refreshment booths had been erected at
different parts of hegrounds, swings and
hammocks hung from the trees in album
dance and here and there we're shooting
galleries, merry go-rounds. etc. One
feature that attracted great deal 1T
attention was an old country game called
tOver-the-tlmber Maggie" A coffee
cup was placed on stake projecting a
few inches from the ground. The object
of the game was to break this cup with
clubs hurled" at it from distance of a
dozen yards. The players we're mostly
elderly men who had ''hurled'' at
the fairs in Ireland long ago. A
number of the clergy were among
them. They enjoyed their youthful
sport hugely and their efforts called forth
much good natured raillery. During
the afternoon the string orchestra, COM
posed OF lads in the home, played sew
eral selections very creditably. The
building with it's polished floors and long
rows Of dainty white cots, was thrown
open to the public, and the neatness and
order OF the institution called forth many
compliments. There were number OF
impromptu foot races, base ball and foot
ball games enjoyed by the young men.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Rev. Father George O'SullIvan, Of
Bruf County, Limerick. Ireland, IS Yis-
iting his cousin, Geo. O'Sullivan Of this
city, at the home Of the latter 21O5 Fifth
avenue south. Father O'SulliVan will
celebrate high mass tomorrow Sunday
at the Church Of st. Anthony of Padua.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12
Lawn Festival,

Next Tuesday evening. July Is, the
ladies Of Holy Rosary parish will give
a lawn festival on the grounds, corner
OF Bloomington avenue and Twenty
seventh street; the proceeds to be given
to the house Of the Good Shepherd In
connection with the church. Tickets,
including refreshments, Is CENTS.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Ladies' and Misses Blouse Waists,
the largest and best selection in the
city, at cost prices, ranging from CSC to
$3.50, to close them out.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Jenness-Miller Divided Skirts, tucked
with deep hem, ST. rs each; also trimmed
with hamburg ruf1e and Torchon lace.
$22e and $2.75 each.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Ladies' Fine Muslin Skirts. cambria
ruft1e, hemstitched with cluster of
tucks, special bargain at 90c.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Children's one-piece White Dresses
at half price, sizes ranging from to IL
wears.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Ladies' Night Dresses. best muslin,
allover embroidered yoke, Hamburg
edge on neck and sleeves, special at ST..
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Full line Ladies' Night Dresses, v
shaped neck, lace and embroidered
trimmed; latest styles ST. IS to Sc. 25 each.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Ladies' White Wrappers from $1.25
to SIP each.
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About 20 Misses White Suits marked
down to ST. and So each. that have been
$3.50 to So.
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Sun Umbrellas

"A Few Of the Sample Umbrellas Left:
1926 for 1880 quality 2e-inch Um-
brellas.
1913 for $500 quality 26-inch Um-
brellas.
1926 for $3.50 quality 26.inch Um-
brellas.
$3.50 for $500 quality 26-inch UNI.
brellas, with choice silver handles.
$500 for $500 quality 28-inch I'm.
brelias.
$500 for $500 quality 2s-inch Umbrel-
las.
ParaS0Is
Coaching Parasols with hinge and ex-
tension shanks.
Black Satin Parasols, $3.50 each,
marked down from $3.50, and 81 each,
marked down from 81.
Black Lace Covered Parasols. $3.50
each, marked down from $3.50.
Children's and Misses Parasols in
Black and Colors.
Ribbon Department
BLACK SURAH SASHES
CREAM SURAH SASHES
Special values at s.. s2.75, $3.50, and
Ats each.
Lace Department
Black Russian Nets, special values at
9Oc and &1.25.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12
Cloth Department

Boys Knee Pants for boys S, 6, 7,8
and 8 years, at half price; $l.25 marked
down to CSC per pair.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

All our Print and BatisJe Suits
(2.piece) at 81 each, to close them out.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Boys Blouse Waists, $3.50 each,
marked down to 75c each.
Lake Suitings, IL yards for 75c, worth
$1.6.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12
Muslin Underwear

Gauze Knit Corset Covers, light and
cool. high neck and ribbed arm, and low
neck and bound arm, only SOC each.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

JuSL uetIl pIICSS.
SIS Suits marked down to $3.50
6 Suits marked down to 500
7 Suits marked down to $50
8 Suits marked down to 400
9 Suits marked down to $50
10 Suits marked down to 500
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12
GOODBYE LOWS
OUR SEMI-ANNUAL
CLEARANCE SALE
OF SUMMER GOODS rs NOW In PROGRESS,
An opportunity to purchase ell classes of goods
at about Half Price.
Ladies White Suits

TO close out our large stock of White
Suits we have marked them all down to
just half prices.
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! 50 dozen Black Silk Mitts at CSC per
pair.
The Irish standard., 1890-07-12

Black Lace Covered Parasols. $3.50
each, marked down from $3.50.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-05-10
The Universities Of Rn..ia

The University of st. Petersburg
numbers 1,759 students, of whom oaS
are members of the Orthodox RELIGION.
81 Armenian Gregorians, 172 Catholics
1919 Lutherans or members of the Re-
formed church, 8 Anglicans, 125 Jews. s
Mussulmans, and of other non Chris
tian cults. Divided into their classes
n society there are 1,135 either noble or
the sons of officials, 14S sons of notable
citizens or of merchants Of the first
guild, 116 sons of clergymen of the
Orshodox church, $50 of citizens. mer-
chants of the second guild and indus
trials, 81 peasants, s Cossacks, and 81 of
foreign origin. Of the students 1.72s
were educated in classical gymnasia. 5
in ancient seminaries, and 26 in other
educational establishments The Uni
versity of Helsingfors has at the pres
ent time 1,735 students, among whom
are II women. These are divided into
the following faculties: One hundred
and eighty-nine theological students,
601 law, 13S medical, 4oS pathological,
and 800 natural sciences and mathe-
matics. y
Huntsville gazette., 1890-05-10
A Progressive Railway.

On April eth the Cotton Belt Route in
augurated its new Fast Train Service be-
tween Memphis aud Fort Worth, leaving
Memphis 5:10 p. m, and arriving in Fort
Worth the following afternoon. This
train and the Cotton Belt Waco train,
leaving Memphis in The morning, form
the only through car routes between Mem
phis and Texas. and to familiarize the
public with the Only Line to the Southeast,
Round "trip Tickets will be sold from
Memphis to Fort Worth, from May 7th to
May 29th, inclusive, good returning till
June Sd, at one fare for. the round trip,
thus affording every body an opportunity
to visit the great Texas Spring Palace
over the Great Texas Through Line. Es -,
And, in addition to the foregoing, Ex-'
cursion Tickets will be sold from Mem
phis to all points in Arkansas and Texas
on May 2Oth, at one fare for the round
trip, good thirty days from date Of sale,
with The privilege of stopping off as de-
sired. For further information apply to
s. G. WARNER, s4sf II. W. W.1MoRRIsoS,
Southeastern Pass. Ag't. Genn Ag't.
w. G. ADAMS, Passenger Agent,
Nashville = ann
Huntsville gazette., 1890-05-10
"Don't Give Up the Shin,v

Don't surrender, although the fight be
bng and bitter, and results thus far but
dismal failures. Old Bad Blood NAV vet be
conquered and disease driven from the
citadel of life. You have not used the proper
remedy, or long ago you would have felt a
change. You have tried this and that, a
hundred bottles of this specific and ffty
bottles of that sarsaparilla, and feel YOU
might as well have used so much rain
water for all the good effect they had.
Why have you not tried B. B. B. botanic
Blood Balm) made in Atlanta, Ca? Be-
cause it isn't advertised so conspicuouslv
as other remediess Well, that's a poor
reason. The greatest humbugs can afford
the largest advertisements. AS for B. B. B.
try it, and if six bottles don't do you more
good than all the other blood medicine YOU
have ever taken, call it humbug, name
that has never yet been applied to it by any
one.
Walter Bridges, Athens, Tenn, writes
"For six years had been afflicted with
running sores and an enlargement of the
bone in my leg. l tried every thing
heard of without any permanent benefit
until Botanic Blood Balm was recon-
mended to me. After using six bottles the
sores healed, and I am now in better health
than have ever been. | send this testi-
monial unsolicited, because l want others
to be benefited"
Huntsville gazette., 1890-05-10
MERCURY and Calomel.

Iniudicious use Of mercury in the form
of calomel or otherwise leaves very injuri-
GUS after effects. Much of the distress
that affiicts humanity is due to too per
sstent use Of this poison. The various
functions of the body become impaired by
its use and even the bones sometimes be-
come affected, causing aches and general
feeling of debility and distress. Any one
who has used calomel or mercury in any of
its forms, will do well to follow it up with
use of DR.. Bulls Sarsaparilla. This ex-
cellent Alternative counteracts the evil
effects of mercury and other mineral
poisons. 1t is composed of strictly vege-
table ingredients, and there is nothing in
it's composition that will harm the most
delicate. Good health invariably follows
its use-Springflel Health Journal.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-05-10
BLOWHARD,S DEFEAT.
Tho Results Of q Meeting Between Duffer
and Consumptive.

Tho Results OF . Meeting Between Duner
and . Consumptive.
You have seen the duffer-a hulking
big fellow, with q bullet head and lots
of " ind and fat, but without an ounce of
sand in his craw. He always picks his
man, and he always means to be certain
that he has got hold Of somebody who can
be bluffed and bulldozed.
There was a chap OF just this sort-a
duffer from Dufferville-in the crowd of
passengers obliged to wait at the depot
in Decatur, Ala, for several hours on
account of a railroad accident. After
half an hour every body sized him up
for what he was, but he was permitted
to go blowing around because no one
| wanted the excitement of row. He
boasted of his fights and his victories,
and he tried hard to pick fuss with
two or three farmers, and finally got his
eye on something good. 1t was tall,
slim, hollow-eyed man from Ohio, who
was evidently on his way to Florida to
die of consumption. He had a deathly
look to his face, and as he wandered up
and down the platform he coughed in a
hollow and dismal way. Duffer ar
ranged to meet him in his walk, and at
once loudly demanded: .1
"Did you remove my valise of the
seat?'
mo, SIR" was the reply.
"Well, I want to find the man who
did; lean mop the earth with him in
two minutes"
'Well, don't care who it was"
''Oh! You don't! Mighty independent,
you?"
go away from NE, sir! I don't know
you and don't want to-"
Don't you? If you were only a we'll
man I'd make you eat mud. AS it is
don't give me too much sass or I'll
teach you manners ees.
ss'sYou are a loafer, sir first-class
loafer!a said the Buckeye as he con-
tiniled to walk. ftkfsFEF
-@'T never strike sick man," replied
the other, g''but will tweak your nose
once just to reduce your temperature.
Now come"
He reached out with thumb and fin
ger, but he didn't get the nose. Instead
of it he got it biff! bang! in the face with
the right and left, and as he went down
the consumptive kicked him to his feet
and knocked him over a baggage truck.
He didn't get up again until two men as
sisted him. He had two bunged eyes, a
bloody nose, and bleeding mouth, and
he looked about in helpless way and
stammered:
'Gen-gentlemen lead me off some
where where can be alone"
When he had gone some one asked
the consumptive if he wasn't afraid the
exertion would give him hemorrhage,
and he replied; g $@@7&s
What do you take me for?"
''Aren't you Nothern consumptive on
your way South?"
a"Not for Joseph! I'm professional
contortionist on my way to fill an en-
gagement in Cincinnati. saw that
| dllffer sizing me up, and so played to
catch him. If he should want any
thing more send him around. IN. Y.
Sun. .t~ 2t
Huntsville gazette., 1890-05-10

Well by George supposed every Thompsons c
You like this: Thompson team
and He lived the bank Msssn
reckon Well whenever that na hin thirsty Of WALL
the drinking like
fool colt do but to the other d wade shake himself around
walk and-take drink"
folks like get bilious and cors
pated they just let it until first thing they
through long, tedious spell of sickness Golden
Medical Discovery taken in time would
it for Bnouness Impure Blood Scrofa
really nothing
be disease
If taken time, and fair trial. will
will be refunded.
For Lungs Splitting of Blood shortness Breath Bronchitis
Asthma Severe Coughs kindred affections
ASSOCIATION Manufacturers No. s
Main Street. Buffalo, N. Y.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-05-10
THEY SHOUTED "CASH."

A Virginia Farmer Resents Undue Famil-
iarity with His Name.
Cassius Or" "Cash" Cologne, as he is
usually named, well-known resident
of Fauquier County, Va, recently
paid his first visit to New York. Wish
ing, unlike so many men, to show his
thought for his wife when out of her
sight, he entered a leading dry-goods
store for the purpose of buying dress
pattern or some such suitable article.
Walking up one of the aisles he was
more than surprised to hear some one
in the dim distance loudly yell out
'Cashr' --t
Naturally surprised, he looked in the
direction whence the voice came, sup
posing its owner to be a friend or ac-
quaintance, and that Gotham's proverb-
ial looseness of habit permitted this
manner of salute. Still he could see no
one that he recognized. Wondering
more and more, astonishment grew to
boiling point, when, as if by precon-
certed signal, from all quarters of the
room came persistent cries of Cash!
Cash! ,Cashr' This was more than the
| Virginian chivalry, in the person of Mr..
Cologne, could bear, and, as at that mo-
mentsa clerk, with a locomotive whistle
voice, standing right back of him, cap
ped the climax by shouting the name in
his very ear, he turned round and re-
marked: o III
- sLook here, young fellow, you folks
may think you're having lot of fun
with me, but if you use my name that
way again I'll break your neck"
1t took the proprietor and six floor
walkers half an hour to convince him as
to the facts of the case, and that no harm
was meant. Meanwhile he carried on
in such a way that half the statesmen
went out and got big accident insurance
policies, good until the Virginia gentle
man was booked to leave town.-Rich-
mOnd State
Huntsville gazette., 1890-05-10
Deafness Can't Be Cured

by local applications, as they can not reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies Deafness is
caused by an infamed condition of the mu-
cous lining Of the Eustachian Tube When
this tube gets inflanled you have rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed Deafness is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal condi-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an infamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by Catarrhl that
we can not cure by taking Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-05-10
Romance and Reality.

Romantic Miss-Do you love me we'll
enough to do battle for me?
Ardent Suitor-Ay, against a thou
sand.
''Well, Mr.. Bigfish is paying me a
good deal of attention. Would you fight
him for me?"
"Yes, would"
gs'Could you defeat him?" f
mo. he'd probably thrash the life out
of me-"
mercy! Well, never mind. I'll take
you without any fighting; and, oh, do
please remember, my darling, promise
me on your honor, that if you ever see
Mr.. Bigfsh coming, you'll run. IN. Y.
Waeklv