The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-05-22
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.

ALL sORTs OF PARAGRAPHS.
1t is thankless world. A man gels
no credit when he pays cash.
"A Christian is man who is restor-
ing Gods likeness to his character.
= Montana is the only one Of the new
States without a dollars indebted
ness.
The population of New Orleans has
increased 100000 in ten years. 1t is now
SS3G 900.
- The unmarried ladies of Massachu-< :
sets have S29,000,0OO on deposit in the
savings banks of that State.
= Photographers are the most charita.
Bile of men, for they are always anxious
to take the best view Of their fellow
creatures.
= If there is ever time when it's
blessing for man to be blind It is when
he is in love. He can't see what fool
he is making of himself.
- Mrs. NJ. A. Schaefer, of Monroe,
Ca, has held the post-ofice at that place
for twenty.three years, and has never lost
day on account of illness.
= Papa-"If I have to speak to you
again I'll whip you." The Terror-"Ssy,
papa, what did you have little boy for
if you can't get along with him any better
than you do"
An Ohio business man is afflicted
with paralysis of q very singular kiEd.
His legs are powerless from dark to day
light, when he RECEIVERS the use of them
again.
"A lady wishes to know the best way
to mark table linen. Blackberry pie is
our choice, although baby with gravy
dish is highly esteemed by many.-New
York Neavs.
- One. sixth of the bituminous pig iron
made in the United States is now pros
duced in three Southern States, and this
amounts to one ton in nine in all of the
pig iron.
- A shoe trade journal says that the
best time to get fitted to shoes is the lat.
ter part of The day. The feet are then at
their maximum of size and sensitive.
ness.
How absurd for newspapers to pub.
lisb, "Rules for Husband" Any sort of
wife can prescribe better rules for hug
band than he can find in any newspa-
per.
- There are three men in the Oregon
State prison, each of whom cut off 8 hand
to avoid work. They are confined in SOL
itary cells. Two others cut off the ends
of their fingers.
= Atlanta wants an elephant, not q
white elephant, but true elephant with
snout, tail and four legs, and the little
boys and girls of the city have set about
to raise the money to buy one.
"A lamp chimney dealer advises his
customers thusly: although it isn't to
my interest to say it, kerosene will clean
chimney much better than soap, and
make it less liable to crack"
1t is the fashion in Chicago for men
to buy their wives bonnets. The millin.
ers like the change, and say that as s
general thing man knows better than
woman what is suited for her.
Nine thousand millions of dollars are
said to have been expended on the con-
struction and equipment of railroads in
the United States, aud still the work goes
on. The average cost OF construction per
mile is about $4,000.
= John Wesley Haslett, Of Kannas
CITY, Mo-, claims the championship belt
in q novel branch of industry. He is the
"sticker" for a packing company, and
claims that in fourteen years service he
has slain 100000 hogs.
A Farm Journal says that COW can
be prevented from kicking by tying her
hind legs together. Perhaps so, bat
man can't be prevented from kicking by
tying his hind legs together. BE would
@kick" if he had no legs. That's his ma
ture.
"Well," said Mr.. Hidier, angrily, to
his wife, "there isn't a person in this
world who regrets being married more
than do" Don't be too sure of that.
dear" was his better halfs comment, "till
you hear my opinion on the question.
Philadelphia Times.
1t is 8 common occurrence Tor chill
dren to get beans, grains of corn and other
foreign substances up their noses. This
simple remedy is worth remembering:
Get the Child TO open its mouth, applying
YOUR mouth over it, and blow hard. The
offending substance will be expelled from
its nose.
"A large meteor wasseen from Mason
CITY and other places in Iowa and struck
somewhere near Blue Earth, MINI. The
sound made as it passed through the air
resembled the noise of heavy cannon.
It left long streak of fire and smoke,
which did not disappear for some
time.
-''Ma, I've an idea that some of the
folks in this graveyard haven't gone to
heaven" "YOu don't say What makes
YOU think they havent?" Because
read it on the tombstones." mo-" "Yes,
did though. 1t was carved on ever so
many, Peace to his ashes Now, there
isn't any ashes 'cept where its very hot is
there, ma 2"
A Christian may enjoy calm and
inward peace, while he sustains the storm
of outward trouble. If he enjoys the
former he may expect the latter; if be
suffers the latter he may expect the for
n1er. 1nere Is uO spring Mlluout 40 i'''l
no summer without its winter.
Harry-She has Tilted me aud I
know I shall die. The disappointment
will kill me! Aunt Eannah-I know how
dieappointments affect one, Harry. But
you'll get over it. I felt just as you do
now when l set that yaller hen on thir-
, teen eggs aud only got just one poor chick
! out of the lot.
"A remarkable coincidence is report
ed from West Virginia. a census of Elm
Grove was taken, prepatory to incorpor-
ating the village as a towo, with the fol.
lowing result: Number of males over 81
years of age, 14S; number of males un-
der 81 years of age, l4S; number of fe.
males over 16 years Of age, las; number
of females under l6 years of age, las;
grand total, 592.
Upton Bruce, colored, living with
; the Rev. Mr.. Curtiss, near Grcomc,
!, Prince Georges county, died recently.
His death resulted from his appetite for
supper. The meal consisted of two and
half pounds of cheese, quart of boiled
, navy beans, three pounds of cakes and
the same OF crackers washed down with