The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-10-02
AiL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.
! Sin has many tools, bat . lie is the


this year is ahout S3,j7o 600 acres.
= The value Of farms il Ohio is shown
to be $S0,o00.0 .000 le:s than i. was ten years
ago.
= Teachers salaries 10 the United
States annually amount to more than 1
>GG, ,0Q0.000. rs
An average fiye feet Of water is estN
mated 20 fall annually over the Who'll fs
earth. @
= Mrs. Eunicc J. Jose, q ninety one IS
year old SAGE (Nic.) woman is cutting q
her third set o: teeth.
= There are millions in it, said a
druggist wien asked abou. DR.. Bull's
Cougl. Syrap. Price 25 cts.
= The destruction OF property by fire
during July il the United States and
Canada amounted to $l4, ,723.500.
= We shall rot know each other there
If we are to identify or neighbor by
what is said on his tombstone.
-"Oh, l. wish I'd been a man." cried
Mrs. Bonson. Il wish to heaven you
bad," retorted Mr.. Bjonson.-Epoch.
= Mrs. Homespun says good husband
should be like q perfect chimney, and do
his smoking outside the house.
A man iii Jefferson County, Penn,
is said to nave lost his sight from drink
ing 100 much ice water when heated.
"A Los Angels (Cal.) pickle factory
bought eighty tons of cucumbers at Ana.
helm recently at one cent pound.
= Good advice is worth more than
money, but Jones says that somehow he
cannot make his creditors see it in that
light.
= 1t is said that the horse first came
from North Africa, and was used in the
service of man at least 5000 years
ago.
- The export &C csnaries from Germa.
ny is very large. Every year about 190,-
600 Of these birds are sent to America,
5000 to England, and about 1000 to
Russia.
The public debt of the United States
is now exactly one.third of that which the
cigi! war created. The interest upon it is
barely one.Gnh Of that which was requir.
ed IN 1866.
A Georgia youth who suswered Zen.
closing quarterl an advertisement of
how to make money without work, got in
reply, & piece Of paper inscribed, "Catch
suckers, as VIC DO"
TIE Greeks observe Monday as day
Of rest +; The Persians, Tuesday; the As
syrians, Wednesday; the Egyptians
Thursday; the Turks, Friday; the JewsA|
Saturday the Christians, Sunday. G#
One Of the largest land sales &
consumated in Texas, las just been coAS
pletc,l by Colonel j. B. Simpson, tfH
purchase of 100000 acres Of the Franc0V
Texas Land Company's lands.
For some time past I've been a
rheumatic. [ recently tried Salvation
Oil which gave NE almost instant relief.
l sincerely recommend it as it has en-
tirely cured ne.
JAMES GORDON. Balto., Nd.
= Penlber.cn, n. j., has a curious
freak OF nature. At the farm of Alfred
Johnson are twin calves, under sized, yet
healthy, covered with long white, aeecy
wool and with tails like those of rab.
tit.
- Little Brother-"Caat you walk
Straight, llr. Mangie?" Mr.. Mangle-
COZ course, can. Why do you ask?"
Little Brcther--"Oh, notLin' only I
heard s;stc. say she'd make you walk
straight! when she married you, and ma
said shc'l help her."
Very fsa people know that Georgia
Simon's Island has g gro.e If one hun.
drcd ard sixty trees. nearly in fun pvar-
ing. from which he has made about two
hundred gallons Of oil, besides the fruit
picked.
a writer upon birds says that in the
fields af!d gro.es there are many old maids
and bachelors who apparently never
had any irdacemcnt to marry There is
no DOUBT that the rivalry in bird court
ship is extremely Keen, and the choice is
q deliberate one.
- The jelly fish absorbs its food by
wrapping Itself around the object which 4
itssa.;s to make It's owr. TIE star isM
is even more accommodating. Fastenin
itself 10 tie body it wishes TO feed
i turns its stomach inside out and cE
wraps its prey with this useful organ.
- "Willie," said hia father, as he came
home at night, "have you been good
bov?" "Did you ask mammal" said
Willie, doubtfully. "Don -"
"Well, it's this way" exp.a.--l willie.
''Nla's ideas and mine differ az to what is
being bad. ard don't want to contradict
anything she might say, cause it might
be i'll my favor"
= n primary school, not very long
ago, the teacher undertook to convey to
her pupils an idea Of the ns" OF the hy-
phcn. She wrote OH the blackboard
thirds Dest," and pointing 10 the byphen
asked the school: "lYhat is that for ?l3
After a short pause, = young son Of tbM IS
Enlera!d Isle pipcd out, "Plsze, ma'aE7s 7s3s
for the bird &c rcoat on" M
The incresse Of southern exports E|
cotton during the last year or two show
that sgc are already on the road to direct
trade wi.h Europe. Southern cotton
ho,ses are simplifying their European
connections and hy SO doing are prepar.
iny the way for Z sss!em of exchange
which Will !fsci;;a,e direct trade in all
lines Of goods which this country buys
Or sells i! Eu-ogc.---lt!,ata Constitution.
: Iowa has passed q stringent tramp
;a". It declares tEst any male person 16
rc;.s 81 :.ca CT over, VINO is physically
al, 70 work, who is wandering about
icgg;l;g CT Idle, and who cannot show
reasonable oiiorts to secure employment,
SHALL he deemed g tramp, sent to jail and
pu; q, haid work. While in Jail he shall
nct ba a'!owo:! tobacco, liquors, sporting
OF illustrated newspapers, cards or any
other means q. amusement. Tramps will
give Iowa wide berth.
: Tie Republican county convention
oc Johnson County, Kansas, vas ii scs-
sion 8; Olathc last saturday. The inter-
cs: W.: chiefly On lie county supcrinten-
Gent. Tie F:rneE iiiancc nominated
,.,s Sadie kelley. She was endorsed by
lie iirmccrais .'he Z ou5!icana hsd
i,,iG ea.:.,sl c..ne;;aa;c- before tie cGu.
1yioa. Mis-, Nancy Anderson was he
n.gs: prominent. Her frient,s deiermir-
al - mattel, l,er against The Alliance
! 1erlac.ai candidate, and she was nolni-
,iaied OF the tisirl ballot at an after
/ mems session.
The National Grange will rect in