The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-06-26
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Temss 10 fo.s tat tie wicked pHisss
.bstrp vlctss snvssh 10 set ia the
olslaba u the police Tbtn there's
srf.si
"A. mssh up 90 The railroad describes
periee, srons;fIssl nsars the wreck
isnele.
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Calpti, l.nsctins lis lips sad pnsbasbedl
II nse.a 10 40 u sssia II ] &c, the
esspoe
well. I@ engaged 10 marry Miss
M.ble '0Dodl Hos did you bleak the
icsy "Ibere .ssd'i any ice Il vas .
mild Water.
"A young physician sss showing q
iiieaJ recent pafhsse be bad made Ia
TIE ssy 81 . skeic.op. VERY interest
ins.. commented his friend. ''one Of
your patients doctofr"
why, Tommy. Jour enot al the jam
again. aud only spsnked for II 40 hour
ssofe 'ies. mar: heard you tell suo,ie
you though, you had whipped me too
harj. and thought Id even things up"
My iriens" said . colored preacher.
"a mans character 10 like fence. you cant
strengthen ], by whitewssh, though you
can cover up the places where II is worm
eaten. -
Who vas the author OF the poem that
your son recited at the school exhibition
Mr.. Psrveuui Well bis name is Laureate
The poet Laureate. Funny name isn't
i,i l never bnrd it before.
--"Ob. chil5reDl You are so noisy to
day Can't you be = little s.iller aud bet.
teri" Nov, grandma. you mus. be III.
tie coasiderate and no, scold as You see,
~. WASH, for usyou wouldn't be . grand.
ma NJ oil"
--"Confouud 1t, anyhow" said the
mo,her.in Law joke when the Angel Gabriel
blew his horn. This is tho seventeen
million, i've huodrcd and seventy one
thousand. four hundred aud sixty seve nth
time have been resurrected.
81 fell over the rail. said the sailor.
and the shark came along anl grabbed.
me by the leg" And what did you dor
II let him have the leg. never disputes
with shark.
Mistress TO servant, who is about to
throw away an old lamp: "WhAt lie the
matter with that lamp, Bridget? Does it
smoker Bridget don't know nothin
bout whittier II smokes or drinks; but il
goes out nights,
-Burly Party Are you aware, sill, that
you deliberately placed your umbrella In
my ear last EVENING"" Little Bufferton -
Very careless Of me. I'm sure l wonder.
ed what became oil II, and would it DO too
much trouble 10 ask you TO return n2"
PA" she called upstairs. 'this clock
down there in the hall isn't going" ut
sn't,eh9" he returned; well don't let that
be an example to Adolphus.
Ell How does marriage cs.tif
cate begin, Mrs Plusher2' Mrs. Plusher
- don't remember exactly; but think
The first words are Know sli men by these
presents.
does she love him'" Il should say
col Why, she gave up . 500 per month
position TO marry him, and he's only earn
ing $40
lit Is . careful wife who puts four big
berries on top Of her husbands dish and
seven at the bottom OF her own.
No news is good news. perhaps. But
you cant make an editor believe it.
lit is said that an Omaha doctor kisses
bis vile 10 times day. That's what
might be called a good practice.
--"Do you like smateur thea,ricalsp'
Great CmsArl no; | bate them. I'm 40
homely that l am always assigned the vii.
lain's part, aud some one else makes love
10 my best girl
Lady de Primrose What do you
|hink Of the new duchess2' Mrs. Nor.
manly oh she's perfect phonogrsph
Lady De Pnmroce II don't understand. |
What do you meant Mrs. Normally
'Weil, you soc she speaks without think.
na."
Don't sleep with your mouth open,
'sid Fred 10 his younger brother. '.You
should breathe through your nose. "Bu,
don't know when my mouth is open.
What do you do when you wake up and
ind yonr month open" Why. l get up
aud shut IL
II doo'. believe the riches. people do
Assys be the happiest Mrs. O'Ksne.
'rhaia thrue for you. Mrs. Callashan. |
have beeo havia' some erpsrencs 10
bat way myself lately. Me ould man
isd his pay raised from eight TO ten
ioilars week. 90 ms soreiy perplersd / |
IN soms weeks 10 know what TO do with |
be extra money"
Irish doctor. Bcgoua. and I've
tucked tbs fever out Of him. That is
zoe good thing" Wife OF patient: "Oh,
cctor. do You ,hink there /. any hopey"
Doctor: Small chance OF that. marin;
at yell have the salts faction Of Known
bat he died cured "
Charlie dear, What do you suppose
sascs so many dirorcesfe Charlie - sho
- Just been sccepted) II haven't studied
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