The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-11

WHEN johnnie ldJner lad the cane
Upon his offsprinG's bacS
Although the youngster writhed with pain,
HIS joke he had 60 crack.
Quoth he, Now In like England's Queen
To understand who fails?
For on my word It's plainly seen,
own the prints OF whales
.a -Teras Siftinos
AND so you will be next week, Flossie /!
Why, yonare getting to be quite old lady. ="
Yes, / m getting old much faster than you
are, for you have been % ever since l can re-
member. Chatter.
MRS, wIcKwIRE-If you go first you will wait
for me on the other shore, won't you. dear?
Mr.. Wickwire-I suppose SO. | never went
anywhere yet without having to wait for YOU
Ierre Hdute Express.
EDITH (solioquizing)-I'm so glad he proposes
by letter. No fuss-no helping him on, and
plenty OF time to run down to papa's Office and
look him up in Bradstreet before give him an
overwhelmingly Weekly
''MR BoGGLEs has eline turnout" remarked
a young man to a friend who has endeavored to
be attentive 10 Miss Boggles.
Yes, v was the reply; The has Experienced
1t last night.f--Wd shSRgton Post.
"WHAT do you suppose makes it rain so
muchY' asked Miss Wistful, artlessly.
''Doesn' { seem as if anything makes it, re-
piled Mr.. Cynique. st seems to rain easily
enough ITSELF N--fScnsetUille Journal
SEE here, there are only 500 Indians on
your reservation. and you've drawn rations for
1900"
That's all right. Some of EN- have had
relations visiting them" -Pittsburo Dispatch
ST understand President Harrison is buying
real estate in Glen Echo. WHAT'S the meaning
of that?''
y guess he's looking for place where he'll
be able to hear himself quoted occasionally "
Puck 20
II DON'T SEE as much Of a crime as I once did
in fellows carrying their umbrellas SO as to
knock the face off of people,"
You don't, and why?"
II have only got one eye. ~ Philadelphia
Times.
THERE was a very interesting thing hap
pened i'll the House of Representatives day.
said the chatty youth to the young woman on
whom he was calling.
us it. she inquired in a cautious tone, ANY
thing that you could tell me without impro-
| priety?"- Washington Post.
LITTLE JoHNNY-Mamma wants YOU to come
to tea tonight.
Miss Passee--That's nice little fellow: I
| shall be delighted. Did your mamma say any
| thing else. dear?
YES; she said she 'sposed she might as well
have it done with. Westborou1h Tribune.
BoBBY-Mr. Popinjay, your eyesight is all
| right, isn't it?
Mr.. Popinjay-I have excellent sight.
Bobby-I thought SO.
Mr.. Popinjay-Why do you ask that question:
| morning that when you are away from home
| you are constantly looking through glasses
| ,JetceleT'S Circular.
MoTHER-Wen did you get that situation as
| office hoy?
Little Son-Nope.
What was the matter?n
Don't know. The gent is a lawyer, and he
asked me II was good whistler, and | told
him was the best whistler on our street, and
| he said wouldn't do. Guess he must want a
regular professional. Good Ne1cS
| DocToR-So you're all run down. Feel gen
| orally debiitated; cant sleep, have no appe
| tite fever fiuShes, headaches and dizziness. I
| see It's not q case for medicine.
| Patient frightened) What is it case for.
| then?
| Doctor-For rest.
Patient-But I've just been on my vacation.
| Doctor-You needn't tell me that Two
| weeks active employment will rest YOU and
make you all right Nothing like getting back
| TO work after laboriouS vacation.-Boston
| Transcript.