The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-03

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COOP EEADI:lG MATTER ~ THE LINING OF
0,,Ts'S HAT.
tect- = 20 has carved out lis own fortune,
ara cpatterad Inc gloom and gravy
thereof II along down the corridors of
tirno. Gire nc tho self poised and self
appointed studenticllct who has won his
way unaidel from the counting room of
the livery stable to the proud and dizzy
height Of caller cff'' at catch7as-catch-
can and GT29oo-Ronaa hop for incon-
tEovertihlo and saeh-no-fuTther advice
Oh how to behave. Re is the man who
generally thinks that good writer is a
man who has won his fame in that
direction by his good penmanship He
seems to think TINT good writing i'm
plies feverish and dehrious display of
ornamental swans and bad spelling, and
that powerful writing is produced by
bearing on a little harder than is ones
wont.
IL short, he is, as general thing and
by general concession, the ass de luxe of
tho century nc disfgures, the artificial,
veneerel gentleman who, living, lect-
ures his bettaTs, and dying-he and his
whisizers together-goes TO his reward
just - the olor of scorching wooden
AMI hoS hair dye is waited to Us across
the lsoaTao CO that country where round
trip ticl-ets are unknown and perpetual
stoD-over privileges are accorded. In
EfsA be dictracts attention from his own
glari1g sho-ttaga8 by lecturing others,
aad in death he wears a very tooth
some, artificial smile and a costume
which does not extend below the plate
glas3 peep hole Of his narrow house. In
his home paper on the next week ap-
pears the following:
cARD.
/ desire to thank the friends and neighbcrs
most heartily in this for their united aid
and cooperation during the illness and death Of
my recent husband. wno escaped froal me ay the
hand Of death on Friday last while we were cat
In breakfast 70 the friends, bota one and all,
who thus contributed so willingly toward making
the iGSt moments anu lnlcfSl Oh my nuSo1-u Z.
bowling success desire to be remembered most
kindly. hoping that these few lines may find
them enjoying the Same blessing l bow to the
cruel stroke also have o good mich COW and
roam geldins horse rising OF eight years old
which l will sell cheap on the premises. God
moves in q mysterious way his wonders TO pre-
form. He plants his footsteps in the and rides
upon The storm Also black and white shote
very low Yours truly,
Wit HANNAH RosEoIA PETTY
Much space is given in this book tc
the question whether or not it is good
form to leave the teaspoon in the CUP
whilst encompassing its contents or wher
passing it back to get it replenished. Il
is the belief among the old school Pres
byterians and Wings, think, that the
spoon should remain in an upright posi-
ton in the cup. whilst the modern o.
Mckee dynasty holds that the spooI
should be laid in the saucer or concealed
about the person whilst slipping the cot
fee. To this the Calvinistic gentleme,
VINO still adhere to the fly front pants
and infant lamnation reply that accord
ing to good usage the laying down Of th'
spoon implies dissatisfaction with th'
ha4d and call for a new deal. How
ever this may be, the manual above re
ferred TO does not straighten the matte
up at Ill, bat says that the author him
self adheres to the custom of leaving tn
spoon in the cup. This, | think, vii
have u great deal to do with breaking
up the practice.
A gentleman making formal call il
the morning should retain his hat in hi
hand. He may safely leave his overcoa
or dog in the hall, but he must retail
his hat, as it means that the call is
formal one, and not with Il view TO mat
rimony The name of the maker on tn
inside of the hat also furnishes goo
reading matter when one has said all on
has TO say, and Is just recovering froI
the facilitating effects of grea
thought. Families in deep mournin
should use black frecraclzers on til
Fourth of July as far south as Bleecke
street.
When calling on any one at an hote
send up your card and wait for reply
If the servant returns with the repl
that the gentleman is not il, do not los
YOUR temper, CI ll14ON SNSt'
dore through the mirror, or say bite
things, but go on about your business,
you have any, and if not, advertise an
get some at once.
Senator Jones. of Nevada, who ono
in great while goes over to San Fran
cisco to buy his groceries for the yea,
stops at the Palace hotel while Their,
and has pleasing device for obtaillin
rest and soothful calm, slnbroken by tt
uncalled for calls of people who wish
drop in and expectorate from his vii
dow. He registers, and room is a
signed to him by tho handsome clerk ;
the Palace. This number is placed o
posite his na.nc in the book. Poop
come in, take fresh toothpick, steal
few matches, scratch the calf of OF
limb with the shin Of the other, loo
along down the page deliberately, SO
to keep paying guests from registering
ard say: "Hello! Jones is here. I WI
send my card up to him and see how
is behaving himself" The card is take