The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-10-09
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AZ soqusirisrce ops moneri and cut you
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lamp hltnself II be- wishes 10 nsks any
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An Iows man FAMED Lis boy Twice,
20 ihs, llshiripg vculdni strike him IN
The sane spoi.
--Diessnes lived 10 lob probably be-
rsuse be ala DO. Gpd II comfortable 10
awtli within the pale Of civilization.
What Is swee,sr than 10 hsvt friend
nsi y5g car ,Fnay' ssted Golding. To
have trend vbo will rns, you. replied
DsstlnS
Teacher LET Sunday SCHOOL Betty,
sbtt have We TO do hrsi before 20 can e1'
p,ci forgiveness for our sirss Betty
We have 10 sin hrsL
Mistress OF the house-whst 10 this
bo,ch on tho vail pspsr. Bridget Brid-
get that's an oil painting. mem. TIE
stopper him cut Of the can.
-she-I II will be = pleasure for me 10
share your troubles and arriesies He
La haven't any. She oh. Jon will
have " hen you are married
"Msnms." said little girl as she for
the fret time saw painters at work on
swinging sesffoid; "iust looki First they
lover themselves and then they higher
themselves"
Maud Did you HAYES good time 1t
me beach. Alieei Alice-Didnt II ! WAS
engaged 10 oil three OF the young men 81
the hotel d the same time and tho other
girls were perfectly furious.
Extremely Doubtful. -Firs. Rector
IL your congregation going to raise your
salary this coming yeari Second Rector
We'll. / don't know; they haven't finish.
Cd raising my last years salary yet.
Mrs. Rafferty, looking 1t = cameI-I
I teli yer. Dennis, the way they Ill trate
these spimiles 10 sometbin' awful. They
must have bate this poor harss nigh TO
death TO raise such lump on bis back.
Thin Bosrder-I don't see how you
fnsnsge 10 fare 30 we'll al this boarding
house. ] have indus,riously courted the
lsndlady and all her daughters but I'm
half starved. Fa, Dosrder--I court the
cook
II see. /" said a graduate OF the school
Of journalism to reporter, THAT ycu say
thu. the building was Quilted by fire."
Eyes. sir "Dont you think il would be
better TO say that the building was zen
irai,,ed'f"
Sweet Girl Graduate. $50. CLARA,
You are set upon going to Sweden for our
Wedding tripf" Yes. Of course, James;
you know 10 the maps Sweden is slwsys
snoh beautiful pink. and pink 10 90 be.
coming 10 me"
Mrs. Newlywe %, Charlie. I've got
such nice piece Of news 10 tell youl
NJ. Nswlywed- Indeedl what 10 il. lover
Why, William tells me that orr place 10
just over.run with milkveed. Won't thst
be splendid for the new cow"
Mabel How do you suppose you can
play tennis in that yard? Pspa-Wby.
my love. I've had the grounds beautifully
laid out for.you, Mabel Yes, but there's
a high fence around 1t. How is any one
going TO see our tennis suits in . place
lie THAR
High Priced Doctor - You are now cone
valescent and oil you need is exercise.
You aould walk ten. twenty. thirty miles
= day. cir. but your walking should have
an object. Pstient-All right, doctor; I'll
travel around trying 10 borrow enough 10
pay your bill.
--Masistrste-- What's the charge against
his mani Policeman Purrsonatin On
officer OF the ioorce. sur. Magistrate :
He 10 dressed in the regular uniform and
be wears shield. How do you know be
i no. . policeman Policemsn-Sur, be
has no brosue.
Have you boarded long 1t this
housef' inquired the Dew boarder Of the
detected man sitting next TO him. "About
10 year," II don't see how you can stand
u. Why haven't you left long sgo?" II
have no other place to 80" said the other
"tbe landlady is my wife,"
Excited Fsmalc-Ssy, il you have filed
hem divorce papers for me want you to
70 round and stop EN- right away. Law
Per Have you made up With him7 Er
tilted Female Lord. mol don't have TO.
Hs has just been run over by train. ] :
rant you to sue ihecompsny for damages. ,
An s.year.old citizen Of ST. Albsns
sho hss been struggling With mumps. an.
bounced that tho nett thing be should
- the whocpins cough. Being told that 4
10 bad gone through With that difficulty :
4 sn earlier stage in bis existence, be snx.
cusly inquired: ibid have il on both
idesy"
-Nurse Ito Bobby, who has been cry.
10 up s.sin) Why. what's the matter,
,obby' Hsvent you nnished your din
's' Bobby lsobb.ne) No; % sent me
way fiom the table Just because / ssid
bat Mr. Moses, the man who came TO dir.