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Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17

ANGELINA PHARMACY. 1908 Temple ST., city :
IEMPLE-sT. DRUG Co., cor. Temple and Beaudry
avenue, city
II. j. WooLL CoTT. Branch 351 Spring, city
LAUx, AZ South Spring street. city.
LAUx, 447 South Fort street. city.
STUETrIG BERLs, lis South Spring ST.. city.
s. W. LocKETT. Druggist. cor. ort and Second
streets, citv.
MATsoN & BRUHN, cor. Fifth end Depot grounds.
PETER DERKUM, No. East First st. The Arcade.
n17 3m
HOTEL METRoPoLE, Avalon, Catalina Island.
URBAN Il BUEHLER, 595 South olive, Phar-
macsts.
LOUIS MEsMER, U. 8. Hotel Bar, city.
JOHN MCNoAH. agent for Dowhey, Cal.
( ULLMANN d MILLER. sgent for Santa Ana, Cal.
L. EssELBURN, agent ,Or Yuma, Arizona Ter.
L. ROTH, 141 f. First ST.. city.
HENRY GERCKE Shade Saloon, Boyle Heights
CHICAGO BREWING Co., 128 South spring, city
IHELEN & SCHEUDDIG, 3. w. cor. Los Angeles
and Second. city.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17
THE GREAT APPETIZER.
Famous H. ]. w. Old Bourbon and Rye Whskey.
fe14-1m

G Il. ROBERTS, agent for Monrovia, Cal.
GEO. B. H0GIN, agent for Pasadena, Cal.
q. B. JOHNSON, agent for Inglewood, Cal.
II. G. WoRLAND, drug store, Station B, Boyle
Heights.
CABLE PHARMACY, Boyle Heights.
WREDE g. RUEHLER 143 East First st., city.
WREDE d BUEHLsR (branch). 421 East First
street, city.
MAUaICE LEE, 500 San Fernando st., city.
RAYMOND HoTEL, East Pasadena.
A. H. BRoCKAMP IL g. Main st.
j. D YATES, 116 W. Sixth street.
FRITZ ARBoGAsT, Alt N. Main washington
SalOon).
ED. MEYERS. % N. Los Angeles street. The
Champion Saloon.
OCEAN VIEW HOTEL, Redondo Beach, CAL
4. Y. VIDAL, agent for Azusa, Cal.
FELIX CLAvERE cor Commercial an Los An
geles sts., city.
CHARLES FAURE, 213 and 215 Com m ercial st
city.
sRKUM & SCHNEIDER, East First st., CITY.
STEPHENS NIcoLETTI. 365 New High st. city.
JACOB ADLoFF, cor Seventh and Main, city
j ROBINSON. Lamapda Park. Cal
Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17

Our Home Brew.
Philadelphis Lager, fresh from the brewery,
In draught in sll the principal saloons, de-
oivered promptly in bottles or kegs. Office and
Brewery. 238 Also street. Telephone 81.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17
Auction.

w. E. Beeson will sell Monday, Feb
ruary 17th, 10 a. M, contents Of Groom
house, consisting of an elegant Turkish
parlor set, bedroom sets, carpets, kitchen
furniture, etc. House back of 307
Temple street, between Temple and
Sand streets. BEN. o. RHoADEs,
Auctioneer.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17

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Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17
MORNING. FEBRUARY
MlsOELLANEOUs.
A TREMENDOUS CUT TN CARPETS!


viln
b that mean
BRUSSELS CARPETS rs
a Sc ntownod
choice
Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17
The Delinquent Tax List.

The Delinquent Tax List.
Copies Of the County Delinquent Tax
List can be obtained at the HERALD
business Office.
Do you want a baagain in secondhand
pianos? You will find two of them at
Q. +. Days music store. 5 North Spring
street.
WILL YOU SUFFER with dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint? Shilohs Vitalizer Is guaranteed to
cure you
Use German Family" soap.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17

Something Good.
Choice acre property in the Lick tract,
Eagle Rock valley and East San Gabriel
at low prices. Inquire of @. E. Day,
North Spring street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17

The Hest 81 white shirts
At Harris, the halter and gents furnisher, 2O4
South Spring street.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1890-02-17

Spring styles SILK Hats
At Harris, the halter and gents furnisher, 2O4
South Spring street
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
The wabash Railroad.

THROUGH PULLMANS from
Colorado, Utah and Wyoming to st. Louis
this requires but one change of cars be
tween points in the state and territories
above named to New York, Boston, Phila-
delphia, Baltimore, Washington, Pitts
urg and other eastern points.
THROUGH DINING CARS
from Denver to st. Louis, connecting at
that point with through diners from there
to the principal eastern cities, abundance
of time and the finest menu the market
affords.
THROUGH FREE CHAIR
CA RS via the Wabash to all principal
points on its line, viz: Chicago, Toledo,
st. Louis, Lafayette, jacksonville, Peoria,
Des Moines, Danville, Springfield, Detroit,
Ottumwa and intermediate points.
MANN BOUDOIR CARS are
run between Kansas Cityand st. Louis,
Chicago and Toledo. These are the most
elegant passenger coaches ever built and
insure the utmost privacy and luxury. An
elegantly equipped buffet is a prominent
feature ofthis service.
Full particulars upon application to
II. NJ. SMITH. G. M. HAMrsoN,
J. T. HELM, Com. Agt., 1,227
I. Agt., Santa Fe. 18th St., Denver
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
CLOSING OF MAILS
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

MONTEZUMA LODGE, No. l, A. F. & A.
M. Meets on the first Monday of each month
SANTA FE CHAPTER, No. l, R. A.
Masons. Meets on the second Monday of each
month.
Knights Templar. Meets on the fourth Monday
of each month
No. l, 14th degree A. A. s. K. Meets on the third
Monday of each month.
AZTI.AN LODGE, No. 3, l. o. o. n
Meets every Friday night.
SANTA FE LODGE, No. 2, K. of P. Meets
first and third Wednesdays.
GERMANIA LODGE, No. 5, K. p
Meets I'd and 4th Tuesdays.
NEW MEXICO DIVISION, No. l, Uniform
Rank K. of 2. Meets first Wednesday in each
month.
CATHOLIC KNIGHTS OF AMERICA.
Meets second Thursday in the month.
SANTA FE LODGE, No. 1857, u. q. o. o. f.
Meets first and third Thursdays
GOLDEN LODGE, No. 3, A. o. U. W
Meets every second and fourth Wednesdays.
CARLETON POST, No. 3, &. A. r., meets
first anc third Wednesdays of each month, al
theiT hall, south side of the plaza
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
Lippiucott's Magazine

With its varied and excellent contents,
is a library in itself. y,
1t was indeed happy thought to print
an entire novel in each number.
Not short novelette,, but long story
such as YOU used to get in book form
and paw from 81 to $3.50 for.
Not only that, but with each number
YOU get an abundance of other contribu-
lions, which gives you good magazine
besides the novel. -,
1t does not follow in old beaten paths
which is an easy task-but is perpetually
discovering new and pleasant ones, and
following them, too. 80,
The ringing blows which have been
struck on the gateway of popular favor
have resounded throughout the entire
and, and to-day Lippincott's Magazine
hands in the front rank OF monthly publ
cations, and it is the most widely-read
and.talked-of publication Of its kind il
the world. For full particulars, address
LIppINCorr's MAGAZINE, Philadelphia. s;
per yer, 25 cents single number.
The publisher of this paper will receive
your subscriptions.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Read the following: Mr.. c. H. Morris,
Newark, Ark, says: "Was down with
abscess Of lungs, and friends and phys-
clans pronounced me an incurable con.
sumptive. Began taking DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, am now on
my third bottle, and able to oversee the
work on my farm. 1t is the finest medi-
cine ever made"
Jesse Middlewart, Decatur, Ohio, says
"Had it not been for DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption l would have
died Of lung troubles. Was iven up byg
the doctors. Am now in best of health. !"
Try it. Sample bottles free at G. M.
Creamer's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
The Daily New Mexican
READABLE PARAGRAPHS


Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once; it produces natural, 4niet sleep by
relieving the child from pain. and the lit
tie cherub awakes as bright Ms a button. y
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
is the best KIN own remedy for diarrhes,
v neither arising from teetniug or other
C uses. Twenty-Five cents bottle
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
Electric BittCrs.

The remedy is becoming so well l:Jcwn
and so popular as to need no specia men
ton. All who have used Electric Bitters
sing the same song of praise. A purer
medicine does rot exist and it is guaran-
teed to do all that is claimed. Electric
Bitters will cure all diseases of the liver
and kidneys. will remove ptnples, boi,s,
salt rheum and other affections caused by
impure blood. Will drive malaria from
the system end prevent as we'll as cure all
malarial fevers. For cure of headache,
constipation and Indigestion try Electric
Bitters. Entire satisfaction gu''anteed
or money refunded. Price so cents and
81 per bottle at G. NJ. Creamer's drug
store,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

METHODIST EPIs coPAI CHURCH.-LoIel
San Francisco st. Rev. G. P. Fry, Pas.
tor, residence next the church.
PRESBYTERIAN G CHURCH.-Grant st. Rev
George G. Smith, Pastor, residence Clar
endon Gardens.
CHURCH OF THE Holy FAITH (Epis
copaD.-Upper Palace Avenue. Rev
Edward W. Meany, B. A. (Oxon), resi-
dence Cathedral st.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.-Near the
University.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

There are various schemes for supply
ing reading matter at trihe above actual
cost. What would you think if you could
get good literature free?
Drop postal to G. T. Nicholson, u. Z.
and T. A., A., T. & S. f. r. r. Co., To-
peka, Kas., and ask for a copy OF ITO
Mexico by Palace Car" You can also
procure free copies OF "a Santa Barbara
Holiday" "Guide to San Diego Bay Re,
gion," Las Vegas Hot Springs Guide, "
and folders relating to Texas, Oklahoma
and Kansas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
Notice for Publication.

Homestead 1924.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, n. NJ
August II, 1890.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice OF his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register or receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on September II, 1890,
viz James N. Stone, for the e2 nw4, e.
sw4, sec. 10, tip. Is n, r II e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove bis continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz: Chandler
Cowles, of Tesuque, Santa Fe county, N.
M. James +. Fox, John Cochran, Fer
nando Del'O, OF Glorieta, Santa Fe
county, N. M.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

"When think of the wrongs commit
ted on the American Indian" exclaimed
the distinguished lecturer, 81 blush foi
my country" The hireing in the gal
lery turned the red light on the impas-
stoned orator, and the audience applauded
with wild enthusiasm. The blush was a
magnificent success
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
Pimples on the Face

Denote an impure state of the blood and
are looked upon by many with suspicion.
Acker's Blood Elixir will remove all i'm
puritit and leave the complexion smooth
and clear. There is nothing that will SO
thoroughly build up the constitution, puri-
fly and strengthen the whole system. Sold
and guaranteed by A. @. Ireland, jr.,
drnppist
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
A Child Killed.

Another child killed by the use Of
opiate: giving in the form of soothing
syrup. Why mothers give their children
such deadly poison is surprising when
they can relieve the child of its peculiar
troubles by using Acker's Baby Soother
1t contains no opium or morphine. Sold
by A. G. Ireland, jr., druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Guarantee Acker's Blood Elixir, for it has
been fully demonstrated to the people Of
this country that it is superior to all other
preparations for blood diseases. 1t is a
positive cure for syphilitic poisoning,
ulcers, eruptions and pimples. It purlfes
the whole system and thoroughly builds
up the constitution. Sold by A. G. Ire
land, jr., druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
Bucklen's Arnica saIve.

The best Salve in the world for cuts
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblaint
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. Il
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price rs cents pei
box. For sale by G. M. Creamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

A Kentucky paper declares that none OF
the daughters of the Blue Grass state
would marry mere titles. Our Kentucky
exchange is probably correct. Titles are
too common in that state to be very at
tractive
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

She-What kept you out so late, George
He-O, we had little game of freeze-out
down at the club. She-How very
extravagant, when ice is 50 dear
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

The Rev. Geo. ii. Thayer,
OF Bourbon, Ind, says: "Both myself
and my wife owe our lives to Shilohs'
Consumption Cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
KEEP TO TIE RIGHT.

Do not be imposed on by any Of the numero'"'
limitations, substitutes ETC., which are hoodirs
the world. There is only one swift's Specific
and there is nothing like It, Our remedy con
tains no Mercury, Potash, Arsenic, or any pois'
onous substance whatever. 1t builds up the gen.
eral health from the first dose, and has never
failed to eradicate contagious blood poison and
its effects from the system. Be sure to get the
genuine. Send your address for our Treatise on
Blood and Skin Diseases, which will be maile
tssa SWIFT SPECIFIC ca Atlanta Ga
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

George washington wore No. | | boot
1t is hardely nessary to state that he got
there with both of them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Health and sweet breath secured by
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price fifty
cents. Nasal injector free. G. NJ. Creamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Is what you need for constipation, loss OF
appetite, dizziness, and all symptoms OF
dyspepsia. Price ten and seventy-tve
cents per bottle. G. M. Creamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Latest Intelligence-By the way where
is that place Heligoland they re alking SO
much about?"
"Oh, don't you know, dear? It's one
of the places lately discovered by Mr..
Stanley"
Druggists, however prosperous, al
WAYS Go business on small scale.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

II an ordinary man was muced like a
flea he could throw a book agent two
miles
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
Sleepless Nights

Made miserable by that terrible cough.
Shiloh's Cure is the remedy for you. G.
NJ. Creamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

All kinds of legal blanks, deeds, justice
of the peace blanks, note books, ETC.,
all stock at the New MEXICAN office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

A race for favor in society is always
exciting. More than one has been won
by q neck,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

"Did you thank Mrs. Nabor when she
gave you piece of cake, Bessie"
"No, mamma; it was the last piece on
the plate, and l knew there was no chance
of nv getting any more"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Round trip tickets to Las Vegas het
springs and return, good for ninety days
on sale at $5 at A., T. & S. F. railroad
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

SIanuln&, WIN reluctant feet.
Mhere the brook and river meet
Womanhood and childhood feetI''
= type of thousands Of young girls who
are emerging from the ohrysalis stage of thciJ
existence, as they enter upon their teens
Ntorvous' excitable, irritable, stirred by
sss eaeh mystery unto herself, our girls need
sne tendercst care, the most loving patient
oversight, and the aid Of DR.. Pierce u Fayorits
tphr,esoriP;tion th,s to safely carry them through
snls critical period, during which, in too
many lives alas, are sown the seeds Of dis.
pressing forms Of diseases peculiar to ths
female sex. But this boon to womankipd
wiii prevent all such diseases, or cure them
II tney have already seized a victim. Woman
owes it to herself to her family, and to her
soSidI Ssp tb.n station to DO we'll and strong Let
"Favorite Prescription " is Legitimate medi.
enG cne ,eairefply compounded by experiences
delicate organization. 1t is purely vegetable
IN lts composition and perfectly harmleM
IN It's effects In any condition of the system.
seia sa BY druggists; $l.OO. or SIX bottles for
Copyright, 1888, by WORLDS DIS. MED. Asrr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

A man who has practiced medicine for
40 wears, ought to know salt irom sugar
read what he says;
TOLEDO, Ohio, Jan. 10, 1887.
Messrs. f. J. Cheney x Co.-ientle-
men: have been in the general prac-
tice Of medicine for most 40 years, and
would say that in all my practice and ex-
perience have never seen preparation
that | could prescribe with as much con-
tidence of success as | can Halls Catarrh
Cure. manufactured bv you. Have pre-
scribed it great many times and its Ell
feet is wonderful and would say in con-
clusion that have yet to find case OF
catarrh that it would not cure, if they
would take it according to directions.
Yours truly, l.. l.. GoRsUCH, NJ. D.,
Office, 2l5 Summit st.
We will give 500 for anv case of catarrh
that can not be cured with Halls Catarrh
Cure. Taken internally.
F.. J. CHENEY & Co Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
"YCu keep all sorts Of ties, suppose? ?"
said customer to clerk in Pittsburg
furnishing store.
eyes, sir every variety"
"Let me look at some railway ties,
please"
''These are what you wish, presume"
replied the oblong clerk, displaying some
scarfs as loud as locomotive whistle"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
Guard Against the Strike,

And always have a bottle Of Acker's En-
glish Remedy in the house. You can not
tell how soon Group may strike your little
one, or cough or cold may fasten itself
upon you. One dose is preventive and
a few doses a positive cure. All throat
and lung troubles yield to its treatment.
\ sample bottle is given you free and the
emedy guaranteed by A. @. Ireland, jr,
druggist
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Group, Whooping Cough
And bronchitis Immediately relieved by
Shiloh's Cure. G. M. Creamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Free with each bottle of Shiloh
Catarrh Remedy. Price so cents. G. NJ
Creamer
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Typewriter paper in all sizes and quail
les for sale at the New MEXICAN office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Owner docking disconsolately down the
row of vacant houses)-Not one gone yet
Morkao
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

General freight and ticket office under the
Capital HOTEL corner of plaza, where all infor
nation relative to through freight aud ticket
rates will be cheerfully given and through tick
cts sold. Free elegant new chair cars santa Fe to
Cuchara Junction. Through Pullman sleepers
between Pueblo, Leadville and Ogden. Passen-
gers for Denver take new broad gauge Pullman
sleepers from Cuchara. All trains now go over
Comanche pass in daylight. Berths secured by
telegraph. J. Il. HELM, Gen. Supt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

Marks (the agent, briskly)-No. Some
thing must be done. I'll put Sold in
the windows of two more OF them to-mor'
| row morning,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

"pretty hard work ditching, isn't it
Terence"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13

"Sure, it's not the work | mond, but
what's breaking me heart is IN the only
American on the job. The rest is all
Eyetalians.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican., 1890-08-13
CLOTHING & GENTS FURNISHING.

MISCELLANEOUS.
AT. Grigg Il Co., Furniture, &c.
Jno. Hampel, n, tar, gravel roofing, &c.
Miss A. Mugler, millinery and fancy goods
#. schnepple, Bakery.
A. Kirschner, Meat Shop.
John Olinger, Undertaken & Embalm er
A. Boyle, Florist.
j. Weltner, Book Store.
Fischer Brewing Co., Brewery.
j. g. schumann, Shoe Merchant.
Sol. Lowitzkt g. Son, Livery Stable.
Dudrow " Hughes. Transfer Teams, Goa
and Lumber.
W. 8. Slaughter, Barber.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-13
che aQlieha aiy sunday aBOruue, april Is,

nirsty TINE I was mortal fsard % loSin'
count; but afore got TO fdty heard thy
step an'-hold me closer, Jack-
But Joan, are these men dead, say your
"Surely, yes Why, lad, what De four
rebels, up or down, 10 make this con overi
Hast never axed after meI'
''Joan-you are not hurtF
In the darkneSI sought her eyes and. peer
ing into them, drew back
Joan"
Hush, lad-bend down thy head, and let
me whisper. I went too re2r-sn' enc, that
was over his knees, let fy vi his musician
Jack. have bat minute or two. Hush,
lad, hush-there's no CALI Vert never the
man could ha' tanned me-art the weaker, IN
q way; forgie the word, for loved thee 50,
boy jack"
Her arms were drawing down my face to
her, her eyes dull with pain.
Feel, Jack-there-over my right breast.
I plugged the wound wi a peat turf. Pull IL
out, for 'tis bleeding inwards, and hurts
cruelly-pull it outl'
AS hsSitated, she thrust her own hand in
and drew It forth, leaving the hot blood 10
gush.
AN now, Jack, tighter-hold me tighter.
Kiss mech. what brave timesi Tighter,
lad, an call WI me Church and kingr Can,
lad-'Church an -
The warm arms looseRed; the head sank
back upon my lap.
l looked up. There was shadow across
the entrance, blotting out the star Of night.
Twas Della, leaning there and listening.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-13

started up the hill, walking By Dshz 5stir
rup and listening to her talk as if we had
never been parted-yet with tender joy,
having by loss of it learned to appraise my
HAPPINESS Alright.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-20
~ - :.
His Wife Got Even.


A local doctor had an experience eof.
Letting bill which he will not soon
forget. The account amounted to s19
and, after sending monthly statements
for three years. the debtor, a merchant.
by tho way, sent check which, on pres
cntation at the bank, was found TO be
worthless. 1t happened about this .ine
that the physicians wife wished soma
articles for tho house and visited the
merchants store. She was unknown to
the propricitor. who was all suavity and
p"liteness, and although prices were a
little high. she purchased bill of goods
amounting to SCI. When she gave her
name and address and ordered the goods
sent to the house the courteous proprietor
nearly tainted. He had gone so far. how
ever, that he was ashamed not to send
The goods, which were delivered in good
I time. Promptly he received his worth
less check by mail. Then he bcran
scnding bills for the balance of 81. Win
lid he get the balance1 The calendar
and his books will show that the 80 were
emitted just three years after the sc
'ount was contracted, and the doctor
aughs in his sleeve whenever he thinka
about it.-tSt. Paul Pioneer Press.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-20
A Good Bargain.

A schoolboy defined strong drink as
"the stuff that causes the most human
happiness lettin' it alone" Here
Patrick seems to give credit to the ram
seller by similar back-hsnded process
Of reasoning
At temperance meeting whero sew
eral related their experiences, q hum
orous Irishman was acknowledged to
be the chief speaker. He had on a
pair of fine new boots. Said he, "A
week after signed the pledge i met
an old friend and he s.s, Trims a
tine pair of boots you have on They
are says 7, and by the same token
twas the saloon-keeper who gave them
to me-
THAT was generous of him. ssys
he.
"It was says I, but l made bar
gain with him. He was to keep bis
drink and was TO keep my money.
Ny money bought me these fine boots.
got the best of tho bargain, and I'm
going to stick to il. it."-Tempersnco
Banner.