New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-08-24
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

that the most answering devotion to the purchase Of
lottery tickets cannot be depended upon to insure
anuencc or even comfortable livelihood for the
smallest and most frugal household 1t is absolutely
necessary that you have some other means OF sub
sistence.7
She Had Not Expected It-AlIce-oh, Maud, In
Msnd-what about, dear,
ee i've and SseR he given nom me- y .
break It yet, and Pm afraid he isn't going to- what
-(.awrence American.
"The Trenton (y. J) state Gazettc' thinks that
many seaside resorts in NewJcrsey have ridiculous
names. It Is especially such names az
smthville by the Sea- "Interlaten,' "AvOnby the
Sea- ocean beach, Como and commends tho
good old names o; Point Pleasant Bay Head, Chad
wioas, Barnegat. Harvey Cedars and Cape May. "The
Gszettesp criticism applies TO many places outside Of
Sew-Jersey the nomenclature of which seems to have
been intrusted 10 Miss Gddy Gushcr.
TIE SAME, YET DIFFERENT.
When this lovely dame was young,
Say, sixteen, slmperng ana shy'
turned the music she sung.
And heard her softly whisper"
Just like a man "
tell this incident because
To marry me she little dresmt:
And now. whene'er from any cause
make break, says with contempt
-(American Grocer.
The Bishop Of ST. Adams has reduced the ien9th
NJ his lawn sleeves by several inches, and many
Churchmen regard the act as deadly blow at the
very lie OF the Church. &" If lshop impelled BY
within or BY an itching for novelty. may abridse his
canoncal vestnents what is 10 hinder him from re-
visng the Prayer-Book or mutilating the CreedP
the way they pat II.
"Do you think your sister likes me, TOMMY
Yes. She stood up for YOU ut dluner. .,,-.
stood mp for me! Was anybody saying anythins
against me- r... .a,a hs .bonoh, vou
were good deal OF an as but rs right UP ana .aa
ION wasn't and told father he onght 10 know better
than Judge man by his looks '-(kazoo shouer'
When the poet Iongfellow professor Of bellies
ettrcs at Bovdon he had. The Portland Times
in one of his classes student who had inc naol Oh
remaining out all night occasionally and coming IN 10
the morning without having given his recitation IN
literature look much less an intelligent noosn"
one morning when the student was called upon %
ree1tc and was stumbling along with great deal Ok
aid from the professor. Longfcllow suddenly stopped
and said You remind me- and then paused of Q
spanj,h actor he continued. while the students won
dcrod wherein the Joke would appear, because the
prou,pter seems be doing more work Than the ac"f'
THE SMALL BOYS WHO TAG on BEHIND.
With clash, and blare and BOOM ana beat
The big procession m2lcnes, , , A.. .A.,.,,.
Through the lane OF applause through u'c sn"uuAs
And STI under the towering arches;
The march as crand a conquerlng host
With many a plume and banner.
As Shermans army marched 20 me coast,
And into the streets Of savannah. .,..
And the sun that glnts from their helmets orgnt
Mil dazzle and CLEAN. and blind. -
But there follows them. lihe S'ris 20 A'c'
The small boys who tag on behind the small boys wn
The best OF the show. would have you all KNOW
Is the small boys who tag on behlnd!
A rabble that wobbles and tumbles about
Like bummers who bring up the rear.
They ose and hSg l,s s AND qua quarrel anu '"0u
pui IN" watch SoH6 H for The glad rasamnrnn parade
For the brave little baretooted bamm r,erI,
And leave the crowd for the Boys Brigade,
And leave the hfers and drlmmers
March on. my lads, FOR the route is long,
And the way is hard to find;
There's long march ahead for the brave and strong.
And small boys who tax on behind u ,
INC S who ta Goe on behind -
Long, long must You tread, through the grim dsys
You small boys who tag on behind
Is W. FoSs in Yankee Bade
The prospects look dark for the striking coaA
makers Of Philadelphia. their colored Subsutu'ss
ccntinue TO give satisfaction. one Manufacture.
SAYS Ny firm Is than satisfied with the wofh Oh
the colorcd girls They have pleased us ron lhe
first and have proved themselves industrious. Wiling
and ambitious. | cannot tell Yet how much they VIII
cam rs the first week will not be completed utui
Saturday next but if they only continue as they have
begun they viii be at work on plush goods ana
then they will make from Si4 to $40 per week
The Rev. Mr. Wakefield, of Warren, Ohio, has So
cured the home formerly occupies ~ ngs therein
is a bullet hole in the wainscot IN me library:
story thereof is that, home on a luroushi 49,.
writing late at night men no wei ~ She said
shc was a little and he told her not TO be fnghened
when she heard the report OF p.ol, ior nc him
ING 70 fire al COMPOUNDED rat that was worry ns MN
Nv gnawIna away az the wooiworll az his feet ne
cot The raj located BY the sound, and hred uroush
the board and killed t.-(Chicago Herald
Have Won noticed that the perennial joke about
the alleged deadly effects of the green cucumber lsh
circulating as much this season As formerly ih'
IS not because the green cucumber has reformed LOT
f. still doing business at the old stand, but oe'auS0
even the funny are finding out the tru'h aoVus
the cucumber There may be potential possioin.te
Of death in IT, as there even In mush ana him.
but when eaten In the proper way, ana AT the pioV
time IL is royal dish, and, instead OF Oeahs
dcleterious is one OF the most healtmul vess"oi0S
known.
A pe,roter drove up TO a livery stable the other
day and said TO the proprietor, VINO s'ood "' "A'
door: - ,o
Which YOU want TO sell, Of course us Os
time o. wear 10 sell horses and never knew prices |"
rule 50 Io% %n going away thought it would be best
We'll. I'll make YOU offer, but it will be ioss
one Hes knee sprung got pawn ms sy sE WON aTy
dollars and take my chances . hin. ar
"0h yon mistake ne; want you to board him ~
me for couple of months pima Young
animal ne is and worth $3.50 of man, moI IA
Lead him right In. Eighteen dollars per month";
the best care guaranteed '-tDetron FREE rreS'
THE PREsIDEyr on Az ExCURMoN
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