Sharp County record., 1890-09-18


els. If Hostetter Stomach Bitters be used
Instead of these no-remedic5, the result is
accomplished without pain and with great
benefit to the bowels, the stomach and the
liver. Use this remedy when constipation
manifests itself and thereby it from
becoming chronic.
WHEN the pedagogue whales the urchins
tits but natural that they should blubber.-
Richmond Recorder.
Home Seekers Excursions
At HALF RATES, VIA WABASH LINE,
will be run September 9th aud 23d, and
October l4th, TO points in Southwest Mis-
sour, Kansas, Nebraska, Arkansas, In-
dian Territory OGlahoml, Texas, Colo
RADIO, New Mex Gu, Wyoming, Utah, Idaho,
Montana, South and Moth Dakotl, Iowa
and Minnesota.
RATE One Fare for Round Trip. For
time tables, tickets and other particulars
apply to the nearest ticket agent Of the
Wabash or connecting lines.
THERE is thunder all around the Skye,
when the little terrier runs mad.-Tcxas
Siftings.
MORE diseases are produced by using
brown and perfumed soaps than by any
thing else. Why run such terrible risks
when pa know Dobbins Electric Soap is
pure and perfect Dobbins' prevents hands
from chapping,
no MOUSE has ever caught woman vet
why all this trepeditioG dallas News
My friend look here you know how weak
andnervous your wife is, and you know that
Carter's lrol Pills will relieve her. Now
Whynot be fair about it and buy her bcx!
YOU may find hens in hennery, but don't
look for bats in battery.-Terro Haute Ex.
press.
IPREscRIBE Smiths Tonic Syrupfor chills
anu ieVeri ana believe it a very reliable
remedy-Jas' D. Osborne, NJ, D., Green's
boro, Ala
WHEN mamma gets up soler disturbance
with her slipper she Is pretty sure 10 leave
spots on the son. Toronto Globe.
"PAPA,n said mamma, ,bring home n how
of Bulls Worm Candy.p She meant TU~ Dr
Bulls Worm Destroyers, but then the chil,
dren cal it candy and papa knew what She
wanted. ''0
PARcnED earth is not good for the growth
OF pafched corn,-N, Q, Plcayune.
KEEP the pores open Is essential to health.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap does this.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, 80 cents.
HusgAEps aud letter.paper shouldialways
be well ruled-Ram's Horn,
W. II. GRIFFIN, Jackson, Mich, writes:
"Suliered with Catarrh for fifteen years,
Halls Catarrh Cure cured me.n Sold by
Druggists, 75c.
1T Is often impossible 10 distinguish
silence from wisdom because they arc frc.
quen'ly tho same thIng,-Dollas News,
ARE unlike all other pills. No purging or
pain, Act specially on tho liver and bile.
Curter's Little Liver Pills One pill dose.
DAYS OF absence-vacation.
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A RACKET, but no nolse-tennis,
LAW Of gravity-don't smile
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WELL done-tho finished artoslan.
THE awo-inspiring month-August.
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ALWAYS grave subj -thc.cemctery.
Nor cggaact!y olIkc-csgs.hits aud exit,
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THE wagon spoke, saying 1t wan tired
A ROUNDABOUT way-tho merry.go.round
SOMETIMES q little hoorso-tho auction
Ger,
A RAIN heOu-tho escort with an UNI
brella,-N y Mail and Express,
WINE is morguoer, sometimes.
Slftings.
A CAT show ought to bo held In a nov.
SCUM.
RQuoH on tho old mon-6ls wrnlles,-
Puck
A MINERS pocket change Ia always in
close quarter1-Texas Strings
s
LIFE in Chicago-moncy, ceremony, ali.
mony.
ALL men arc created cQual-partcularly
twins
,fnG sheet Of spray Ia hommod by tho
shore,
Az lndseroot mau Is an unsoalcd letter.
-ChamforL
a hrER containing many ilno polnts-a
paper Of needles,
.DfspEPsiA ls merely an aggravated form
ef injure'gostion,
FoR every cent q man has no has two |
'cnts' worth Of dcsirc,-ES.
,Tnr bootblqok's anxious Quory-"raIp or
shine, PUCK,
WHEN an Arab falls 10 make raise any.
where else, he can "strlke1 hls tent
WNs