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The critic., 1890-12-27


THERE Is ONLY ONE Republican paper
or, rather, there has been only one, for it
has just suspended publication---in Ar
kansas. II was known as the Little Rock
ReInLlicmt I'm the course Of his valedic-
tory remarks the editor, w. JASPER BLACK
BURN, says;
We all must conless--every well-n-
formed and candid man Will confess
that the Republican party compared to
what II once was, has become the mere
plaything of partisan tricksters, of few
brains and smaller hearts-traders inpoll-
tics for personal aggrandizement-ior the
purposes Of pelf and plundeT indeed,
has become literally den of thieves re-
calling what G. hrist said 10 the money
changers who traiiicked in turtle-doycs
for gain: Take these things hence make
not my Fathers house q house of mer-
chandise''-aboutw what ABRAHAM LINCOLN
would say TO the so-called leaders of to-
day could he speak from the tomb and
his words and actions, while living, still
gay as much with burning rebukei and If
this be true from national standpoint
and, alas II is only too true-.what hope
can be found reasonably TO remain in Ar
kansas or for Arkansas from this stand
point Is simply a question tOopalpably alb
surd 10 be propounded.
And vet through the memorable period
of reconstruction--in the days that tried
the sous Of Southern Republioans-where
MAS there stauncher or more faithful
The critic., 1890-12-27

SENATOR INGALLS, entire family is at
home in Atchison for the first time in
five years. The senator realizes that this
a time for him and his friends to get to
The critic., 1890-12-27
Broke Through the Ice,

MuREGoN, Men, Dee. 27,-Claude
Mccarthy and John Meyher, aged II and
10 years respectively, broke through the
ice ON Muskegon Lake while skating yes
terday and were drowned. The bodies
have been recovered.
The critic., 1890-12-27

COLONEL UENRY WNrEi,soN has been
chosen 2s Kcntucky's representative on
the Democratic National Committee. At
last the Star-eyod Goddess of Reform will
have "A chance.
The critic., 1890-12-27

TnE SITUATION rs TmE Illinois Lcgisla-
tmc is interesting If not satisfactory. The
Democrats probably have the House, and
have instituted contests against four Re-
publican members. To checkmate them
the Republicans, who control the Senate,
have in their turn instituted contests
against four Democratic Senators, Thus
are the political hOnors easy.
The critic., 1890-12-27

For over fifty years Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup has been used for children
toething, Il soothes the child, softens the
gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie,
and is the best remedy for diarrh@a.
twenty-five cents q bottle,
The critic., 1890-12-27

EVEN THE RACES at Clifton, v j., had
to stop on account Of the SNOW.
The critic., 1890-12-27

ITrNNEssY seems to be the favorite
brand in North Kilkcnny.--Bostoo H,,uI
Yes, but it is only the one-star HEN
NEssY aficr all.
The critic., 1890-12-27

Two IIIzzsRDs ARE raging, not TO men
zion the political blizzard which is general
throughout the country.
The critic., 1890-12-27
Catarrh

is a constitutional and not a local disease,
and therefore II cannot be cured by local APP
plicstions. II requires constitutional rem
edy like Hood's sarsaparilla, which, working
through the blood, eradicates the impurity
which causes and promotes the disease and
Effects permanent cure. Thousands OF peo'
pie testify to the success of Hoods Sarsapl-
rllla as a remedy. for catarrh whom other
preparations had failed, Hoods Sarsaparila
also builds up the whole system and makes
you feel renewed In health and strength. All
who suffer from catarrh or debility should
certainly give Hoods sarsaparilla a fair trial.
a Perfect Cure.
~ have been taking Hoods sarsaparilla for
the past four years at intervals, | was
troubled with catarrh and the medicine of
fected perfect cure. l take II now when
ever feel debilitated and II always gives me
immediate strength, regulates the bowels
and gives an excellent appetite. ."-l.EyI
CAMPBELL, Parkersburg, W. Va.
N. B.-Be sure TO get only
The critic., 1890-12-27

An INDIANA Man has stolen a monu-
ment. New York ought to hire him 10
provide her with a Grant monument.
The critic., 1890-12-27

GrNEpNL SNow SrorN has had command
Of the situation for the past few days.
The critic., 1890-12-27

Great mark-down sale of suits and Over
coats 10 Sl4S5. Eiseman Bros, Ith and t.
The critic., 1890-12-27

Tur Nrw H,NrsulRE muddlc shows no
sipug of clearing.
The critic., 1890-12-27

The ladies OF the Cabinet who receive will
he assisted by q number OF ladies' invited for
the occasion on New Years Day.
a@n
The illness OF Admiral Porter will not adj
nit of reception by the Admiral OF the
Navy
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

"My wife. Mr.. P'.rkins.'' said the
hnsbarti ~cro.a the aisle If the street
car. "Ahi Glad t" see you. Mrs. Win
iera. Why. hox you bare c,5aa,red IN
swc .vepks!'' ..(,,h hanged? NJ one has
spoken of it, abe blankly replied
"Whv, when I saw y"" with y"nr hna
band at the the.te two weeks ago to-
night. y"" seemed {" I've girl "f about
49," AT the th-*te:! Y"u-y"u-
You m-!'' Her husband had been wink
ing and wi"ki"a, but near-*ightedl
Perkins saw nothing. The wife set
tied hack. figured it out that she wa'
home alone with the tOothache that
night. and the fr"z.n stare she turned
On her husband ~ they got of, covered
the platform with glare of ico.-De'
troit Free Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
,asoRrfllNor oN TOWNSHIP. %

WoRrIslNoro on TOWNSHIP. =
Spring has come in splendidly. and
the work of planting 10 being pushed
with tho energy characteristic ,Of
western: 1armers, which 10 saying
much Of the work being done. ::
On Easter Sunday = son VAS born to,
Mr.. and Mrs. Bond. May his life be ~
joyous asthe day Of his birth IL to the
Christian world.
We regret to state that Nv. Barnard
had the misfOrt une to lnSe 6ne Jersey
c"w. The COW seemed crazy, and
killed several valuable Plymouth Rock
chickens. and attacked one at his
large white geese. which. however. got
the hest of the bsatlN with the COW ):
Mr. Barnard hears his loss bravely.
aud >" Far from being discouraged, /,
says he likes the country better every
day.
Mr. and Mfs. J. G. Clarke ARE snmgly
settled in their 0id elbow room farm
home once more. Miss Aggio Wilson
is assisting them.
Mrs: f'rck, of st Paul. is visiting
the whitney z:,, > ~ .-es So cs s.
Misa r"ssi-' Whitney 10 visiting at
Spirit Lake, Iowa.
The act,o,l hoard ~ Dist. 48. do sin.
crrely regret 10 l.Arm that Miss B,r-
tl,,,i"lpew " has, through An unforeseen
providence. t,'.rn compelled IT, give ny
our sci,'Msl. The board will hire an
ttlser teacher ~ Rssol, ~ they can tind
i v0lnlrtent person to txke the place.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
!. nkWALD..

The spring isa"ite / +ts~fter All our
mild winter; but fasmers are shout
done sowing wheat, other grain will
-eee ~ ~, -. NE.
srhSre q qnits 1enand fpf see4
wheat aud 6Ax. - g. ~ : =
The I.amlsst boys are farming on =
large scale Is usual. !
Mr. j. B.. Green haa returned from
his visit IN WiscOnsin. So
Miss Ellen Sundberg commenced her
school in district 42 last Monday.
Tie Sunday school with John New.
ton ~ superintendent is progressing
finely. ~
W. H. Skemp preached . temper.
ance sermon ate: Sunday school last
Sunday.
Mr.. Eggleston and family have
moved tn SIC. II in Summit J.nke
township, instead 0f Seward ~ re-
ported in last weeks ADvANcR.
Last Sunday J. H. Maxwell's folks
had good homemade maple syrup on
their biscuit. = The boys tapped the
soft maple trees in the door yard and
Mrs. n. l,oiled the sap down and made
very good qunlity Of maple syrup. :
On Feb. 18th Mr.. Maxwell tried the
mulsY maker sold by =. F. lrpple, on 4
two weeks old calf and found it \ per.
feet success dellOrning young calves
without pain. SEC. IL =
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

On recent visit to Iowa, Mr.. X.
Dalton Of LWray. Russell Co.. Kam..
called at the laboratory of Chamber
liam & Co., Des M"ines, to show them
his six year old boy. whose life had
l~en saved by Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy; it having cured him vt n se.
we're attack Of Group. Mr.. Dalton is
certain that it saved his hoy's life and
is enthusiastic in his praise Of thu
Remedy. He says it has An excellent
reputation in his vicinity; that
farmers come fifteen mile I" his store
for it. and that many of them, like
himself. are never without it in their
homes. For sale by e. W. smith.
WALL PAPER! WALL PAPEn!t:
My Spring Invoices are on the way
cow. New Styles. lew Shades. New
G4eds at G. W. SMITHS Drug Store
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
A FORTUNATE WOMAN.

Mrs. Mary L.. Baker, of Ovid. Mich :,
has reason "a I've very thankful. She
VIA 4 great sufferer from heart dis
ease f"r y-~ra. Was short of breath.
had hungry spells, pain in side. fintter.
ing, fnirtness etc. After taking two
bottl~e Of Dr. Miles, NV Heart Cure
she says: II Am better than for 20 yrs.
I advise all persons thus afflicted ia
use this great remedy"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

This remedy Is hecoming =" well
known and ~ popular rs to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bltters sing the same song Of
prais1.-A purer medicine doea not
exist and it is guaranteed 10 do all
TINT In claimed Electric Bittera will
cure III, diseasee Of the Liver, and Kid
neys, ard will remove Pimplps. R,iis,
salt Rheum and other affections
caused by impure blood.-Will drive
malaria from the system anf prevent
as we'll rs cure all malarial fevers.--
For cure Of Headache, Constipation
and Indigestion try Electric Bitters
Entire satisfaction guaranteed. OF
money refunded. Price SOC aud 81 per
b,ttle ut G. W.. Smiths.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
SEWARD,
8E"AKO.
Mrs. F. II. Thompson Is suffering

Mrs. F. II. Thompson Is suffering
the relapse IT luinsy.
Mr.. john Uiz is wearing smile IT
\ happy father, Ut y little girl which
cnln- to stay on April 3rd.
George Cupper*n'ith purchased a
fine team Of cults last week from last
week frnin II. L. Lewis.
W. are having fi..e spring weather.
IN this vicinity this spring.
The infant child Of Mr.. and Mrs.
G~". Masnit died last week of lnng
fever. Tie parents have tile sympathy
Of their many friends.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
v4oEthtngton kdva Il ce


Judge Hilton, Who sam1 into posi-.
ession Of the bulk of tho estate of A.
T. Stewart, 10 threatened BY the New
York World with 40 expose OF scam.
dali in which Hilton assisted the great
merchant out Of trouble, and helped
himself to stewartas millions ~
pay for tho service. Pity that 5sthe
affairs OF the man who lived 50 much
for himself ard so little for the com.
mon good, could not be allowed to rest.
Buried scandals should have no .resur-
recttcn. But 8, long - there arr cor
rupt minds the World can sell its
prurient news to it, own pecuniary
cain.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

MAxwE l. GRANT w MExI ,.
Land fOr stock raisers, joining live
water, 50 to s. per acre. Land in the
mountains and valleys, 81 to $40 per
acre. Land under irrigation close tn
fiOurishing Nv. stations (fOr instance
Springer, will, 1910 inhabitants) and
with qua aranteed water right, SIC to
SO per acre Cheap excursions twice 4
mouth. For particulars call on.
80 3m. WALTER AA0AARD.
WOrtbinRtOn, lAinn.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
JOHN LEDENE.

Merchant Tailor, has received q
bright, new stock of Spring 3uitings
which he will make up to order. in tn.
latest style. vt the lowest prices. Per
feet fts guaranteed. Give him a cal
Inspect his stock befJre Orderin
elsewhere.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
Ayers Pills, IS
11HPARm II I
0s. j. Q. Aver 4 Co., loWoM, Mass.
!. :0ssa ~ IN Dsasees h Nsaieiass.

N ]11t NERVE II LIVER Pills. :
An important discovery. They act
IN the liver, stomach and bowela
through the nerves. A new principle.
They, speedily cure biliousness, bad
taste, torpid liver, piles and cOnstipa-
tion. Splendid for men, women. aud
children. Smallest, mildest,. .surest.
80 doses for 25cents: =: = go
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

The Swedi h Mercantile Company
has Just put On its shelves new stock
Of spring and summer gods. Latest
styles, ut rock bottom prices. Call
and sec for yourselves. 80 St
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

after varied experience with
many so-calle0 cathartic remedies,
am convinced that Ayers Pills eive
the most Satisfactory results. rely
exclusively ON these Pills for the cure
OF liver .nd stomach complaints" J.
B. Bell, Sr., Abilene, Texas.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
10 OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES?

Read the following: Mr.. e. II. Nor.
ria, Newark, Ark. says: .'W"s down
with Abscess 1T tho Lungs. and
friends and physicans pronounced me
IN lacuSal,ir Conanmptiva. began
taking DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, am new On my third
bottle, and Able to oveTse6 the work
on my farm. It Is the finest medicine
ever made" {" Jesse Middlewart, Decs-
tur. Ohio, says: Had it not been for
DR.. King'a New Discovery for Con-
sumvfion ! would have died 1t Lung
Troubles. Was given M by doctors
Am now IN tha best of health" sample
bottles free ut Z. ". Smiths.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
HOME SEEKERS: Exc JRSloNs,

oSSe0o1&S
On April 22nd, and May Goth, the
Burlinston, Cedar Rapids and North
ern R'y will sell Home Seekers Excur-
eion tickets from stations on its line
south OF and including Vinton, to all
stations on its line north of and iuclu-
ding Iowa Falls, in Iowa, Mtnnesota,
and Dakota; to all points in Ar.
lansas, Indian Territory, Texas, New
Mexico, Colorado, Wyoming, Utah,
Idaho, Montana, North and South Ds-
keta; also to points in Tsnnesse, Louis.
lana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia.
and Florida, at . rate Of ONE FABH
FOR THE ROUND TRIP. For further
information, enquire cf any ticket
agent Of this railway, or
=, " j. T.. HANNEGAN.
G. +. Il p. A.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

Beware of experimental Binders and
Movers. Let the manufactures do
thu. exi,srime,.ting at his own expense.
Performance beats promise, and 1T 10
I,est tor Il farmer to buy . machine
that has AN established reputation in
his vicinity. Tue manufacturers of
the Champion keep their machines
abreast Of the times At their own ex-
l'euse. 'Tt,is 10 the third harvest for
their Chain Drive. Raise and Lower
binder. Eacl, harvest has brought
many improvements. Other manu-
factMte5s are initiating. The imita-
tiou IL never ~ good 10 tho original.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
THE TRIUMPH or STEEL IN
HARVESTER BUILDING.

when in 1883 the Harvesting
Machime made practically of steel in
xte,sd Ut wa,a, was istr.,duced it WAS
denounced by all harvester manufac-
turers, except the manufacturers it,
tr'"sucinx it-wm Dt.ering Il C".-be-
ca.'se, 10 they said, it WAS not ~ dur
able ~ wooden machines, but in reality
their dennnciatiOu x~s caused by the
fact that they feared that it would
Overturm their old methods of manu-
factur~ and give the farmers machines
NJ durable in structure rs to prevent
their frequent temperance to
purchase another machine.
VIM. Deering & Co., however,
Persisted in giving the farmers tha
l~nrfit III their inventive ability, and
in four harvest seasons they have
forced Every other maa aaufacturer worth
calling such to build an imitation stesl
nsnc'i,te. For 1890 the farming public
Gill ss.e their gTtatest achievement
the New Junior Steel Binder. - r..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
81 IT

English Spavi Limimeut removes
all Hard, S"fL ar CnIloused Lumps and
ISt,nixl, from horses, Blood SI'avira,
Curts, $pli"ts. Sxeeny, Ring.bone,
Coughs, Etc. Save $50 by use of one
bottle. Warra ,t&d thu. most w"udpr-
ful Flemish Cure eyer known. Hold hy
e. w. Smith, Druggist. Worthington.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

David Bradley and Co.'s Plows.
Breakers, uarrowss and Kakes. on
hand and for sale At the Swedish Mer
camille Co.'S Store. Call aud Exam
lne.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

We have the celehrated Sd Vein L.
Sale, and West w., Splint coal.
NAMAKAaON Lib, Co..
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
FOR SALE, OR EXCHANGE.

FOR SALE, OR EXCH ANGE.
A good team snitahle for farming or
driving, seven and eight years old
will exchange for stock, or residence
lot in Worti.ingiOn 0r will sell on
one years time. Call on or address,
NJ. E. LAwrON.
n ~ wNrthinuto4a MINI
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

In tho Class-Ioom.-Profess0r Ito
hesitating sophomore): ''Sir, you seem
to be evolving tho translatioo from
your inner consciousness" Sopbc-
more: mo, Professor, last night In
my devotions I read that by faith
Enoch WAS translated aud I thought
l would try It on ce.''-Fisk Jour
nal, Nashville.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

+ Nr. J. F. Masters, Cashier of EN-.
mitt 4 Co. . Bank ae WsvsEly. Ohi".
says; II consider Ch~mberlsin's
E0uih Remedy the best i have ever
used. After nsin9 several other kinds
without s,enefft, / tried It and it
quickly cured ue, after years of suffer:
inR with m obstinate cough ard
throat trOnl,le." 80 cont bottles for
sale by T.. W. Smith.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

Let ns show you our Lumber be-
fore you buy elsewhere. We keep the
best grades the market aff'rds.
AZ AEON FORBES.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
FOR SALE.

fOk SALE,
AZ great bargain for CASH, The
North East quarter Of Section 7,-102
al. in Dewald, two miles from Rusll-
more. Address
FRANCIS. MCCuLlocu.
ITO Perry street, Davenport, Iowa
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17

Scrofula IL transmitted from parent
10 child, and thus becomes . family
inheritance for generations. Il -,
therefore, tho duty ofevery scrofulous
person to cleanse his blood BY .
thorough and persistent oosrss Of
Ayers SarsapaYilla. 5 @
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-04-17
ELECTRIC BlrrERs,

a Get your School Books 1T e. w
smiths.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-24

At my yard. corner of Eleventh street
and Tenth avenue, at ten cents per bush
ell. B. DAVENPORT ESTATE.
Aug. 80, 1889.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-24
WHEN THE RATS WENT UP.
How "Mustache" Agreed to Pay Hts Win
ter's Board.


ter's Board.
There are a number of the older resi-
dents of st. Paul who remember Mus
tache, an original river character, who
was also familiar figure in all the river
towns between st. Paul and st. Louis.
No one, however, knew Inn by any
other name than Mustache. He was a
raftsman by profession and fighter by
instinct. Though weighing but 150
pounds, for a number of years, between
1868 and 1878, he was called the best
man ON the upper Mississippi. His last
trip for the season left him stranded in
Muscatine, Ia, late one fall. 1t was pos
sible for him to work his way up to the
pineries on some steamboat, but Mus
tache decided to play the gentleman for
one winter at least, and accordingly
sought out a German Motel proprietor
and stated his case:
Il want to board with YOU this win
ter" he said, but | cannot pay YOU by
the week"
"Vell, how will you bay me?" inquired
the Boniface
"Tll tell yer what I'll do, an my word
Is ginerally good wild de boys; III board
wild you all winter, take 81 with of extras
per week, an pay you when the RATS
come up from down the river in the
spring"
we'll, dot ish all right so var ash gan
see" replied the German.
On this basis Mustache put in a num-
Der of months witt. the German, enlivened
few times by a fight between the RATS
man and some local bully Objectionable
% the house. Thus Mustache made him
self solid with the boarding boss. Spring
sprung. One day the German took out
from behind the bar greasy blotter and
called Mustache up to the bar to help
audit the account
Let me zee, he said; ''you haf been
here Won, doc, tree, YOUR monts und
halluf; dot makes owit eighdeen, nine
deem weeks, aind it? Now den, de poard
makes owit feefty-seven tollars und doc
toilars per week for exdras; dot makes
owit in all ninedy-five tollar Now, ven
YOU bay me:"
''Oh, I'll pay just as said 1 would"
said Mustache. You remember how
that was"
Il think do
'fes, l said I'd pay when the RATS
come up from down the river"
'Yaw; der raffs ish going by now,
effery tay."
Those RATS are going down stream.
I'm waiting, same as you are, fer the
RATS to come up the river. See?"
There must have been compromise
on this bill; at any rate, the German
used to tell the story quite gleefully up
to the day of his death in 1885,. Paul
Pioneer Press.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-24
ADyiOX 90 zuYHKHe.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
OF your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth2 If so,
send at once and get a bottle of Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. Its value is incalculable.
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm,
mediately. Depend upon it mothers.
there is no mistake about it. Ii cures
dysentery, diarrhoes, regulates the stom-
sch and bowels, cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums. reduces Inflammation. and
gives tone and energy to the whole sys-
TEN. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for Children Teething is pleasant TO the
taste, and is the prescription of one Of
the oldest and best female nurses and ply 4.
sicians in the United States, and is for
sale by all druggists throughout the
world. Price 25 cents per hottie.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-24
ELECTRIC RITTERs.

This remedy is becoming so we'll known
and so popular as to need no special men,
tion. All who have used Electric Bitters
sing the same song of praise.-A purer
medicine does not exist and it is guaran-
teed to do all that is claimed. Electric
Bitters will cure all diseases of the liver
and kidneys, will remove pimples. boils.
salt rheum and other affections caused by
impure blood. Will drive Malaria from
the system and prevent as we'll as cure
all Malarial fevers.-For cure of head.
ache, constipation and indigestion try
Electric Bitters-Eutire satisfaction guar
anteed, or money refunded. Price so
cents and $1.O0 per bottle at Hartz &
Bahnsen's drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-24

A young reporter has secured his dis
charge because when three articles were
required of him he turned in "A. An and
The. Washington Post.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-24
Hero WorShtp.

A Partisan gentleman, somewhat blase
with the delights and fatigues of the CAV
capital, took train for Geneva, where he
went to look at apartments in the Rue de
Paris, says an exchange. The landlady
enumerated in lavish terms the advan-
tages of her establishment, saying among
other things:
This room was once occupied by Jean
Jacques Rousseau"
You don't say so!''
1T is perfectly true. The place is left
just as it stood in the Eighteenth cen
tury."
What joke
This is the table on which the great
man wrote the Village Soothsayer.'"
"Oh, ohl''
That is the cupboard in which he
kept his linen"
Really"
There is the armchair in which he
used to sit, the clock which told him the
time. Lastly, monsieur, yonder is his
bed"
''Oh, but do hope they have changed
the sheets!'
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-24
THE TRAVELLERS, GUIDE.

0HICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC RAIL.
~ way-Depot corner Fifth avenue and Thirty
fret street, j. +. Cook, agent.