St. Paul daily globe., 1890-12-01

cleared away, Ignatius Donnelly comes
to the front, removes his hat, bows def
erentially to friend and fee, and de-
clares that he did not intend to sell out
to Merriam any of the time. As he was
not given the chance, this confession
can easily be believed.
tt
Able material and plenty of it is man.
ifested in the Democratic party for
speaker of the Fifty-second congress.
But the logic of events conclusively
proves that none but himself should
succeed Constantine Buckley Kilgore
as kicker. He led $50 loyal Democrats
out from the thralldom of Car Reed.
And all the world wondered.
tt
The Chicago Tribune takes to heart
the alleged fact that its Minneapolis
namesake has printed the pictures of
three different candidates for president
in 1892. Bless you, dear MIR. Medill,
they are all the same The trouble is
with the presSwork. In damp weather
they look different.
tt
The evening dress parade of the Pho
neer Press war correspondents is said
to be the most imposing event Oh the
Sioux reservation.
tt
1t is alleged that Miss Mary Garrett,
of Baltimore, has bath tub lined with
Mexican onyx that cost $4,000. Because
Miss Garrett lies in it, that is no reason
why correspondents should lie about it.
tt
Mr.. Donnelly might get some Upright
young Journalist" to put a scare head
on his Farmers Alliance presidential
boom.
The circumlocution office has at last
revolved and the ST. Paul census emu
meratorS have received their pay. On
with the dance, let joy be unconfined,
for Porter's paid the boys all up before
he changed his mind.
tt
The new thresting machine trust
develops considerable horse power.
tt
An alleged sister of Red Cloud says
he is nothing but galvanized Indian
anyway. In this event, when white
m eets white, then comes the tug of war.
But where does Red Cloud buy the cop
per paint he uses as cosmetic?
johnson Sides-Jack Wilson = We
yo-karco-we-go = Nosey Cohen, nee
Pettigrew, is said to be the name of the
Indian Messiah.
tt
Senator Gil Pierce, while in the city
the other day, is accredited with recog-
nlZing the strength of the combination
formed to prevent his reelection. but is
sanguine of success. In other words,
Senator Pierce intends to deploy his
SkirmisherS TO ''feel the enemy"
tt
Joaquin Miller declares that the horse
is the most glorious animal OH earth, not
excepting man. What's the matter with
Ben Harrison? Isn't he glorious?
tt
Jim Blaine's presidential boom would
be considerably frightened could he
apply some kind of erasive soap to his
freckled record.
As we go TO press the war department
has not decided to order Col. Elliott F.
Shepard to join Buffalo Bill in the red
skin country.
tt
Perhaps it was the Mckinley bill that
reduced Master Workman Powderly's
salary One-third.
tt
At Wilkesbarre. Pa, there is a man
who believes that he is dead. AS he is
pronounced Republican. it can be SAID
that he is by no means deader than his
party.
tt
oh, for bliz-bliz-blizzardl
Oh. for whirl of sleet
That would strike the Indians -gizzard
And knock him from off his feet
tt
Ye gods and little fishes. Senator
CulIom has been mentioned as pos
sible presidential candidate. This is
rare joke--outside of Mr.. Cullom's own
township.