New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-17

kcc he COME ed thai ne Ahh h'N'r ''''N p'h O0'i'
The confession created sensation.
No, tasted book -lcaven,!7 exclaimed a fat
man with an amber nue. his face. as he slipped
away 70 a remote corner to mediate.
nut vou'vc heard Of our beer Dr. Tamage y
An. H.. fame IS worldwide; it, on the lips Of
nations
What, the famcl7
Yes, aad the beer, too
Two Gvers. -Bridcet-pleasc. mum. I'd like twenty
vrs DE Fashion Certainly. Iut-let me seine
smallest have j, nny cents. Can you get change
Wcil Bring me back two tens and FIVE. I'm
going 10 church myself this evening. -lNcw-lofA
Wccaly
The Cincinnati Times STAR tells this; During
pcrforinance Of ~Rchclicu7 by the Booth odleska
company not long ago. there was an episode wh'h
pairfcd A moral if IL did not adorn the tale. ana
caused a ripple # mcrrmcnt 1t will be remembered
That when Ki,helcu~ proposes to read his verses ="
Joseph the latter remarks. aside: Strange that -
great "a statesman should be 80 bad poet " En-.
Joseph" SAYS the cardinal what were you saying
Joseph" rcnlcs said ~ WI, strange that 20 great
, statesman should be 20 sublime poet " No. lie
idnf.' pIpcd a voice in the audience near the stage.
Z, ,.. from a little eir who then stood mp and con
tnrcd: The priest has lied lie said it the other
way.7
Ogfe a Blowout Pete Simons-Iest kim down from,
thor ,t, chl ~cc anything Of Jake Pcaseey lie
veni up t'nr h,i "ce. f. 70 or rex lar oe o''"0"''
Cfy Nan Well, he went on tie blowout
~Sc. blew out tic ras."-CLawrcncc American
The King Of A,hantec has 1888 wives They all
live ON one street in Coomas-ic. and when they 20 ont
for walk in body. preceded by the eunuoh-' every
body else has To walk i'm the gutter.
HERE At LAST.
The spring is here al lat.
Let's Dee Glad.
The gloomy DAYS are past,
And the ~ad
The -prlus codi'- ont of hook
AM We have the sparkling book.
Md tic ,had
The ga. T.. growing green
iy the rili.
And the daudcion's sccn
ON ME- STAN, there's early fruit.
And comes home the wifcs spring suit,
With the bill.
The robins have begun
Now 10 mate.
And the Youth of twcniy-one
Meet biz fate.
And meath fair Lana, light,
lie swing with her AT night
ON tine gate.
The cat upon The she'd
Nightly sings
TIL some ono al his head
| Br' khat, nlng,
But he merely change, base
And sings I'M another place,
boston Courier.
The truth about the value Of "~cwards >no"
Farm as some have been wont {" speak of Alaska
| i moi ALWAYS told. The prospective wealth oi Ne
almost uferminible forest, Of spruce. pine. hemlock
.,r can scarcely be everest mated' writes an onoel
f fine Navy Stationed there and IT. cod h,hcrc, alone
,r. aid to be worth than the whole Territory
cost the Government. The population Is bctwcc'
ia 900 and 10000. and the four principal exports
fire cold fish and mmher-footci IA total of nearly
40 600 900 last year. II l. claimed that the cultl
| ,,i,u Of wheat. rye and oat, and vegetables of al
,i,.l. has been successful and that a, good pa,tui'
,,,una. there are abundant opportuntc, for prohla
! bic stool. raising
4, the banquet Of the Phillips Academy alumni
| H., ,nn fhc Rev. Or. Alexander Mckenzie gave d
nllnclne a. the bill Of fare IA the common, Whch ID
! MA, A student there. thirty years ago; Tread al
nnla..e, every dav. hccistcak from the ncishuorln
,anmc,,, once a week. and apple pie ON sunday. W.T.
nt,. in tw nlr buchWhcit fritcr> that me boy
u.cd tn u-c when they wanted 10 pitch Quoit>. III
Jn,rnr'. memory J., good. hut lie should not nay
rittri the doughput- and syrup which went with IN
,ul, i. fp. "a" sunday noon lunch. nor Inc gravy
n which was drowned the nv otcrics of the alc6c
Tread puddlng-,> prnehcld Union.