New-York tribune., 1890-07-13
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

Near Memphis there are two brothers who closely
resemble each other. Hello, duplicate remarked
the younger the elder they chanced to meet the
other day. Hello counterfeit" replied the elder.
and then they both helped 10 break an original
package.
He May Not Reply-TwO men n e Kentucky 1?,.s had e
casc of war and having finally made bet of - on
it, one Of them has written to the Car OF Russia IN
busy man il may be that lie will not reply TO the letep
for some time and perhaps not at aIl-lDetEoit fTee
Press.
A Boston clergyman preached last Sunday on tho
Fall Of Babylon The topic, though somewhat an-
clent not particularly startling IN these DAYS oil sens
satlonal preaching. But the clergyman evidently
thought it was for he had bulletned on his chures
for several days.
Several seaside hotels display placards bearing tho
legend No Jews but when the guest settles his &C.
cont be sometimes thinks that the announcement was
somewhat misleading boston transcript
aThe Boston Transcript suggests soap mission
In stead of flower mission We amend by suggest"
inc that there lie a soap mission as well as flower
mission Why not soap IS civilzer, and in these
davs az least is closely related to Christianity No.
this Is not a soap adj We sternly refuse 20 mama
any particular brand, though doubtless there Is big
money In it.
No Presbyterian Enthusast-The papers
are full Of talk about revision. am unateFaDy
''FG ordinary ctzen-so am I. The rules good
enough now The only trouble Is win In the % GnpI'os sss
game New -lo.k Weekly.
"Pap said the little Of the theatrical manager.
what is the seat OF the that's mentioned in
the Bible ~ Dunno replied the manager. But
shouldn't wonder II It meant deddheads seat And
he signed he thought Of The nratitude Of the d h.
A woman's Arsument-Mother in Iaw-Why is Jane
Son in Iaw-we had an argument this morning over
NJ in Tel me about it,
5 in Ii sad the winters We're growing less cod
and the summer, less than formerly. and shs
said she didn't think So and If had 20 stard over
hot stove i'm sumner, and hang ont clothes in winter
would know better. Then gave her the opinion. Of
a., ed her to nudge ly the weather itself and she said.
Never mind" ! was about to point ont other tincs
aud SAID a brute, ana she ha, been suldns ever
snce.-(Do>ton Courier
"The Toronto Empire" INDUCES in half column of
abuse Of Mr. Erastu, Wiman because he Announces his
Intention OF s,umpug through Canada next year Ac'
cordinC to The Empire" Mr. Wiman is exceedingly
uninportant man. whose movements are really nos
worth noticing But all the same it will probably
devote hundred columns 10 him during the next year,
A Bright Boy.-Teacher-They always call cs1
"She,' c. they not
Ieachcr-A And dogs "he"i
Nouug,cr-N -Ncs'm.
Teachcr-WeI why DO they do it
Noungstcr-Because they Fight so.-lBostonian.
sundry papers here and there appear to be very
much worried the way in which Engltshmen are
ACQUIRING American industries. But when you como
down to details, and ask. What EngShmen are ac-
curing what industries they can't give Ggch reason
for their worrmcnt OF course, IL isn't desirable 10
have the producing Hdu u-tries OF the country owned
by fore gners OF any nationality But such thing -
not likely to happen II Americans allow them
selves to be elbowcd out of their country by out
,idcrs then all We have to is that they don'
deserve to have a country. Besides The Burlington
Free Press i, probably near the truth when it says
Appearances indicate that the Englishmen nave no'
exercised the best of judgment if they really con-
template buying up thi, country piecemeal' lno
whole syndicate business begins to look Ike Ser'o'
Of vast speculative schemes on the part oi So"''
English iinancers7 make money Tor tleH'..'''
at the expense Of their innocent English bFetlren'
There point In which city ana CotnU, a. basser.
differ greatly. y city man hcfeI sPIiio ~ the rlrL
by unless he be an acquaintance, WINE ~ ~. u ,hat
districts one meets 50 Ie" pcopc -" ~, . Most
Il /, the custom to aecO,t every pd,'cl'-, han ,hey
rourtry pcople leave the rural habit hoie WIEN ty ,
visit The city, lut TIL, morning Nc I'D ,rarmIy
or,n..sj nv a suulurned grange who smcd "d'uy
and ,Ntc,d,d IN, land IN friendly manner -
the Delccatc once lived ln the coINur. nc ~ i,,,.bi'
the old farmer and retGr-cl t!T % tow are ths
fdnndlia,t I ever saw. | never waa IN town nerVs.j
and they lust treat me great me LcI,Sdtc 0,rtJ
I',,, y'irr -. ,ucalius everybody he met ., a.
h,ifng every driver on tle street 'sNli, @ va
stopped at his greetings ana re- Wing ~ their
ih. =, ip men q warm hand @haAe' pN..is t., ,,r,
,r,i,,tiPn to cet Dp 80. thanks, IA rnther "aA,
Amt eon' FUR People bean 10 &c ~SaM3n M OH OH vas
when last seen the venerable son OF . oi1 se.,,1na so
.ard,ng his way along Fountain square and receN"s
A perfect oyation.-C.clnnatl Times