Telegram-herald., 1890-03-09
POLICE AND COURT.
An Itsmised Statement Of What is
Costs 10 Get Drunk.
"LEr TIE PlLL-BEARERS CONE IN"
ghe Fosios Gears ths oniy seli-s2spsEs
ing Insfitutiea in ths Ciss--A kfssh.
er's Love a. OF Wssasrd hoF-~
fKat NoH Jugl--A Deg right


pocket. and the charges against o1s
strs ighi drunk are s5.85. Mike looked
AT his g, scratched h.- head, looked Gp
aud SAID, LET the pall-bearers CONS
4 in just as the PROCESSION was moving
on. friend, who had been taxing ug
a collection, slipped IS into Mixes
I hand He GOT temporary stay ct
/ proceedings Iu the hallway, and began
i 10 count on las nageIs, muTmuEnez
4 " Complaint, - cents. warrant.
- cents. docket entry, 25 oents.
I arrest, 20 cents. mileage. 10 cents.
balliif, hail a DAY, 81 SO, attendance of
ofhoer, 90 cents nne, -; and i Al
makes S5.35. Ihiriy-fVe cents short.
! by 9OVe 90 The state Of the cast vas
I made known 10 his honor, the trouble
some 5D cents was knocked OF the
account, and Michael walked forth
once more free msu, without one
| cent IN his pocket.
/ No man ever secured a n0lle pros q
| his case AZ such . cost as that paid BY
/ Prank Stefieu. Frank Will never REQ.
ognlze has own identity Il he learns
what they called him on the various
! papers, and In the many journals. The
/ police nrst wrole ~ a. stephen; then q
/ went on the blotter a. steven. then
! Lewis wrote D., over at the lall, ~iiYens
and one day IozeT had i ou the record
as Sorghum; and now ii t ls really
/ St6tien, the court ought 90 know il.
/ stetleDIs the msn THAI Oillen thought
/ stole his clothes. Attorney Rodgers
stood up IN court, when the case CAMS
I up Yesterday, and said be- was disgust
1 ed. The defense had kept hi- principal
witness fun OF whisky iOT three or tour
I H. 81 1. a
/ ms backward, especially what he has
10 swear 70 in this case. He declared
! his inability 20 convict anV one under
1 such circumstance, and asked that the
( case be dismissed. JhIs was done. lt
! is understood that Sieffon now pro.
I poses 10 turn the tables and get up an
/ other sult Of the same sort. with him.
/ self as complainant and Gllleu as Re.
spondcnt.
The mother OF young Joseph Cum
ming was III the lury-rOOm yesterday
afternoon, with q mothers heart beat
! ing lust as mothers hearts always beat.
Joseph Is the very bad boy that stole
/ bis poor old fathers hard-esrned dol
I iars; bat las mother bless heri reInena-
| bCred all the sweet and cunning things
! thae Joseph evel did, from babyhood up
/ 10 date, and couldn't remember that
/ be had ever done 2 wrong. lie was
/ always good bOy, and only did little
| mschieis ike ali frOhcksome boys.
/ The father joined IN on this STRAIN, paid
! the costs and asked that the case hs
/ dismissed. The court consented. and
| the goddess with the scales dldn' frown,
| but just turned her head the other way.
/ while father, mother and son passed
/ silently out.
Pat Hayes begins 10 smell mice, be-
cause he sees i floating IN the arr, and
! proposes TO nip Il ia fho bud. He over
heard some one say, the night they tore
/ hm from his FOND ana dlsdgured wife,
that they would probably send Pat 10
/ Detroit TINS time. So Pat got scared,
! and sent OIL aud hired "a lawyer. HIS
attorney, y. p. Allen, opened up tie
/ defense by starting in on the Quash
process. Pats wife is trying Co get Tim
under bonds to keep the peace. The
( court wasn't willing to let Pat oui Of
It's clutches Just yet. but consented 20
an adjournment until the 18th. 10 q. m.
Mr.. Libbie Herbert. living at 20
| Calder-st., Is not only poor and danger.
Ously III. but she IS carrying "A burden
OF terror by reason 81 the threat 0f hcr
/ landlord 10 turn hcr INTO the street for
non payment OF rent The landlord s
[
known ~ Taylor Alien. Tie IS making
al this fuss over rent arrears 81 -, and
has served ou the distressed family =
notice 90 quit Tho police have invests
gated the case. and the feeling IA po-
| ice circles e stronger against tbis land
lord than it some times runs against
some persons guilty oi crime.
By reason of has spiritual nature,
man b. Justly spoken Of In finer terms
than q he were . mere Jump Of matter
But when man diycst~ himself ol sii
/ that suggests thc cxaltat0n of hls
nature. it is difficult g. keep tho fact
hidden iu thc speech that De- used re-
T garding him When it is printed that
: Theodore TOrcv wac dumped out ~ the
wagon INTO tbe pen, % if thc exact
truth, and no rctnemoDts of language
ought 60 iuCcir with the fact This
4 was az exactly D. clock and IS min
utos tins morning
a telegram reached police hCadqusr-
4 tors last night from Toledo, o.. reading
as follows. "To GAINES 2. Jennings.
Grand Rapids. frankie BE- dead Be
buried Monday. tau you Gomez "a.
Fpkcr.v As no such name as James 3.
4 Jennings can bo found in the directory.
{ TINS telegram Is gwen insertion berc. "a
/ the hone that It may reach the eye
intended.
The police court bas got through
wieh Johus kou JBgl Tic rospon-
dent is 10 lsil o. await tne daY when be
viii look in tne face the twelve men
/ vino are o. prouDunoe hs guilt or iDno-
{ ccuce fn the superior court The read
/ inr amp signing OF Klsmks's aestlD0nv
was concIu6e yesterday, nn6 Nou
I jug was held o. toe superior c0urt
II has been learned that cog fight
/ If 81 uncommonIy brutal nature oc-
I Cured boz this city last week. Roth
dogs were horribly mangled, aBd ono
was cheved io death. TIE guilty parties
I u this Transaction WI ~ desfi nIfh
I when identified. several ri the specta-
/ tors are known.
Little Wiilie Ever has not set seen all
tsc cocs and pulicys NJ fhe great policf
I c8uri machinery. Hs less than a5 lsr-
ce1v Csse v-'I ~ ieasi give a0 ga g.
perHuce tnat mclf profit manT 80
Older nea1 Hs rase eEsfl 81
1 5o1ued Is VII he CA agao fhe llth.
The poiicr court b the only ssii-a1p-
porting instfut on lt rJ ot
/ 0uIv o0es ~ rr0n. from iaf ifTaton
( 0f costs I2F ai ssares an1 other o.
penses. fuf 81 fues Keep ~ tef public
.braTr. and ha u1