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The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
THE CITY'S GROWTH.
Building Inspector Clarke's Report
for November.

Building Inspector James C. Clarke
submitted the following report TO the
Board OF Aldermen Tuesday evening"
S. Mayer. No. Ia York street. alteration
SECOND DISTRICT.
4. CONT Thirteenth street. one history frame,
W. Calvin. Jersey avenue. one story frame.
N Cassidy. Manning avenue. two s-story
j. osNsii. Grand street. one 4stOry brick,
A. J. corcoran. Thirteenth street. one e-story
?. Kenney. Thirteenth street. one astory
o'' 80" rump DISTRICT.
NJ J. Robb, Fourth street, one 2-story frame,
j. Carroll Third street, alteration, $1,000.
FOURTH DISTRICT.
G. W. BeddiJer, South street. alteration, $40.
H. Holste, Cambridge avenue, one s-story
F. Meyer, Reservoir avenue, one a-story
P. II Hickman. New York avenue. one s-story
q. Q L Mars, jefferson avenue. three a-story
l. Boyle, PaIisade avenue, one 4-story brick,
NJ. sullivan. Laidlaw avenue one s-story frame.
E J. Bosdeoux, Fleet street, three s-stOry
". Huck, Zabriskie street, one s-story frame,
$4,000.
c. sebbersdor. Beacon avenue, extension,
$500.
FIFTH DISTRICT.
A. Haskins, Nunda avenue, one 2-story frame,
Si,60O.
a. NJ. Faulkner. Baldwin avenue, extension,
$500.
S. ]. carswell, Jones street. one s-story frame,
-. BOZ.
j. wheelihan. Montg emery street, two 4-story
bricks, S7.O00.
frame. $1,000.
SIXTH DISTRICT.
F. waldeck, Old bergen Road, one three-story
frame. S4,sOO.
j. Graf, Woodlawn avenue, alteration, $500.
G.. T. Witt. Armstrong Place. three two-story
frame $4,000.
C.. a. Droane, Boyd avenue, one two-story
fame, $3.50.
T. Thofne, Hooker avenue, two two-story
frame, "a, 40.
j. n Minugh, Communipaw avenue, extern
ton, $500.
II. Il. Farrier. Clark street, one twostory
frame, 8 $500.
J. /. Dewey. Dansorth avenue, Que three
story frame. 5000.
H. Maliiet, Arlington avenue. two two-story
frame, S.. $50.
]. Rapp, oxford avenue, alteration. $500.
c. Flchti, OAK street, one two-story frame,
$500.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11

The Jersey City Dramatic Club will
present Tom Taylor's great comedy
drama, 'Our American Cousin" next
Monday light at Ksssler's Theatre with
the following well known artists in the
cast:-Lord Dundreary, Mr.. Adams Becht-
lutte; Asa Trenchard. Mr.. Arthur NJ.
Taylor; Sir Edward Trenchard. Mr.. X.
Louis Cheque; Capt. De Boots, Mr.. Henry
Bechtlufte; Harry Vernon, Mr.. John l.
Caldwell; Abel Murcott, Mr.. Henry
Steinbruck, Jr.; Mr.. Coyle, Mr.. Alfred
Heymann; Mr.. Buddicombes, Mr.. Nat
+. Corbliss; Mr.. Binny, Mr.. Robert Mash;
John Wickens, Mr.. William N. Holmes
Mrs. Mountehessington, Mrs. George n,
Childs; Florence Trenchard, Miss Helen
swyney; Mary 1renchard. Miss MAJ
Collyer; Augusta, Miss Queene Drew
G~eorgiana, Miss Annie Allen; Sharpe,
Miss Laura Nicolay; Skillet, Miss MAY
Wells.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11

there will be great rush to it. and
then the new IL road will not only
find itself overwhelmed with bust
ness. but win also be compelled to
push out its lines in the direction of
Newark.
The year that has already been
lost in the progress of this great and
useful undertaking is deeply to be re-
zretted. Let us hope it will be the
only time lost in forwarding the en-
~farDrise-
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11

Fifteen contestants clad for the fray.
Armed with good steel and in battle array
Striving for iucfs, as brave knights Of old
Strove for Their honors and medals Of gold
Driving each shining pen over the paper
Seeking to sound, as the most proper caper.
The praises Of remedies known the world over
From Paris 10 Calais. from Calais TO Dover;
But each KING t vainly stri-ves--language fails
in description
OF the manifold virtues Of "Favorite Prescrip-
tion."
When i'll or depressed with that drag
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weakness, suffering from headache, weak
or lame back, and the many ills common
to the weaker sex, take DIR. Pierce's Pre-
scription, which is guaranteed to give sat-
isfaction or price (sl-00) returned. See
printed guarantee on boJtle-wrapper-
DR.. Pierce's Peilets-gently laxative or
actively cathartic according TO dose. 25
cents.
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you can generally fatter a man by
saying. what a cynical chap you aret'
II that doesn't work. ask him for his pho
tograph.-SonerUille Journal.
However, modern genius in its ire
sistible tendency toward equality
mocks at precious stones by initiating
them; it fabricates counterfeit EN-
eralds, white and black pearls, and so
successfully that only a jeweler can
distinguish the deception. Aided by
chemistry, which each day penetrates
farther into natures secrets, il imi-
tates diamonds, and becoming more
and more skillful, it creates fictitious
gems which rival real ones. By means
of thin leaves of beaten metal called
tinsel, which are placed under eolored
enamels to enhance their brilliancy,
it heightens the coloring of false
rubies and sapphires.
By the aid of old lining and gliding
ornaments are fabricated which dis
play the gold where 1t is necessary for
1t to be seen on the surface. In this
way it supplies, by a deception, per-
sons of moderate mean with the lux
uries of the rich. With or without
jewels, charming women will never
cease 10 charm; but it would be un-
grateful toward nature, which has
produced diamonds and precious
stones; toward science, which teaches
us to initiate them, and toward those
who so skillfully cut, polish. set and
mount them, to regard with philo-
sophical disdain these treasures of
concentrated light and color with
which human beauty can adorn itself.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11

The Make Merry Euchre Club was en-
~tertained by Miss Heck, at the residence
of Mr.. John McAusland in Fifth street
on Tuesday evening. Prizes were won
by Mrs. Hindle. Miss Bowker, Mr..
Norton and Mr.. Meyer. The
visitors prize was captured by
Miss Strachan, of Toronto, Canada.
Among those present were Mr.. and Mrs.
McAusiand. Miss Heck. Mrs. Broker,
Mrs. Hurdle, Mr.. Norton. Mr.. Wulp, Mr..
Macdonald, Mr.. Meyer. Miss Broker,
Misses Wallace and Miss Strachan. The
club will be entertained by Mrs. Hurdle
In January.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
MUsEMENTs

Mooney Mad" at the Academy.
The melodrama, Money Mad"
which is to be produced at the Acad-
envy OF Music next Monday. vas a
great success at the Standard
Theatre, New York, last season. lt is
an old effort OF Steele Mackaye's re-
written. Several novel effects in stage
machinery are introduced. 1t is a re-
markably strong piece of its kind, and
is sure to draw big houses.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11

The O'Neills are certainly going
to give their audience their
moneys worth at the sacred
concert for the benevolent fund
on Sunday night. Not only is
the list of attractions very long, but
it comprises the very best people on
the stage in their especial lines. There
is no doubt but the performance will
be a very jolly one and that every n
will enjoy it.
The following artists will appear
Mr.. Walter Pelham, recitations and
limitations; Miss Maggie Cline, the
Irish queen of song, by the kind per-
mission of Tony Pastor: Musical"
Dale. the splendid musical artist;
Master Frank and Ed Whitmark, the
singing prodigies; Miss Mary Croxton,
soprano, vocal selections; Messrs.
Brooks and Denton's banjo
sextette, Emma Massen, soprano,
vocal selections; Mr.. James
4. Hoey, eccentric humorist;
Decilian Quartette, Miss Olive Gates,
Gates, guitar solo; Mr.. George Muir
ply. humorist; Miss Belle NUM-, So
prano, vocal selections; Mr.. Joseph
O'Connor, character songs; Miss
Addie b. Hall. e~locutionist; Mr..
Thomas Ballantine, limitations; Miss
Sarah +. Ramsay, soprano, vocal
selections; Mr.. Charles Patterson,
popular ballads.
Orchestra under the lead of Mr..
Robert Rocker, of the London
Theatre, New York.
The stage will be under the direc-
ton of Mr.. Louis Robbie, by kind per-
mission of Mr.. Harry Miner.
Seats now on sale at the box Office.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
Mime. Adam.

There are few occasions in Paris
more interesting than the reception
days of Mime. Adam. Though one
chooses the earliest hour. visitors are
already pouring in. The founder of
the NoucelLe ReUue receives many
women but more men, who bow be-
fore her. kissing her hand like sub
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to castoria
When she had Children. she gave them Castoria
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11

The Boston woman reporter is apt
to be a peculiar study. When she is
SEN to report a lecture she enters the
hall and walks up TO the reporters
tables with a quiet and modest grace.
From the depths of a reticule she
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
send for Circulars.
CAPITAL. $1,000 900
CHA RTER PERPETUAL

CHA RTER PERPETUAL
president-ABRAM q. GARRETSoN,
Vice Presidents-HENRH LEMBECK. ROB
SEWELL-
Treasurer and Secretary-GEo W. YOUNG.
Counsel-WHLLAM II. CORPEa. -
Advisory Counsel-ABRAh
GILBERT COLLINS. d.
Title ofecer-JOHN OLENDORF.
IOAED UF LlAEGI
ADRIAN o. Charleston. JOHN D. CArsscALLxx
FREDERIcK d. LINN. JOHN c. BEssoS.
CHARLES L. CoRalx, SPENCER, wharf.
FRANK STEVENS, DE WrIT VAN BuzErRx.
WILLIAM g. BuMsrx1. HENRY LKnBEuk.
EDWARD II. c. YouSa. EARLE LssLky.
GEORGE \. PERxNs. WILLIAM II. CozBrx,
ROBERT SEwELL@
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11

The patrons Of this favorite and
comfortable theatre will be enter
tnined during the latter part of this
week, beginning this evening, with
the famous magician "kellar.n
Some folks say there are no miracles
in these modern days, but they have
not seen KeIlar. He will give per-
fo-r,nances in this theatre on Friday
and Saturday evenings also, and O
Saturday matinee.
The local management announces
the coming Of John l.. Sullivan and
Duncan Il. Harrison in Honest
Hearts and Willing Hands," for two
performances beginning with the
matinee ON December Ia.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
RAILROADS.


INVEST SHORE RAIlROAD-N. Y. C. & II. r. r
w z. Co. lessee-Trains leave West Forty
second street station. New York. as follows. and
twenty minutes earlier from the foot OF Jay street.
New Iork;-Hamilton. London, Detroit and Chi
cago. Fl0I3 G. M. AIS y. NJ. -l5 y. m; ST. Louis
OILS, slip m Toronto. +i0i5 a. mi +Ai5. g Is D.
m: Buffalo. Rocheste. syracuse. Utica. Suspen-
sion Bridge. Niagara Falls. 80, -10.i5 a. m, tA15
* IS l.. M; and also for Utica only. Kingston
sasSl %7.l Il. sl0.l5, ail.9 a. M. s4OQ sis. and sI5 D.
m; Catskili and Albany, 3.z0. ssia sO;lA aiL.@ a.
H., s40c. <5.i5, sis p. IN; Cranstons. West Point,
CORNWALL. NewDurg, s.3l. Ills. SIS. *le.15.s iO.43.
ail.s0 a. m. si.l. sl.Oo. 4.S.s4.1. SIS, 1.s0. .-i5.sILD
D. M. Montreal and Canada East, us IN.
Sis p m Elegant sleeping ears for Bnf-
falo. Niagara Fails. Detroli. CHICAGO and IT.
Loais, on ali through trains. a. s-leave BROOKLYN
via Brooklyn Annex. alO.J a. M; 500 D. M Jersey
City. +. K. X. station. all.D a M; saas D. M
.Dany. +daily except saturday. All other rains
daily except Sunday. for tickets, time table. par
Tor and sleeping car accommodation or iuforma-
fion apply Offices; brooklyn. No. 80 Washington
street. No. 126 Fulton street. and Annex office foot
of FULTON street New York city. Nos La, 1868; 80
30 Broadway, No. lS Bowery. No. " Park place
No. IS West l25th street. and West Shore stations
foot of West Forty second street and foot OF Jay
street. North River. c. Z General Pa
senger Agent, No. 5 Vanderbilt avenue. New YorK
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
TN caANcERY OF NEW JERSEY.

Between Sarah 7. Greene. complainant. and
Thomas II. Williams and wife. defen dants-
ON bill for partition ami decree for sale
Rabbit & Lawrence. solicitors for complainant
By virtue OF a decree Of the Court OF Chancery or
New Jersey. made In the above cause on the nj
tcenth day OF September. eighteen hundred and
Einety, directing a sale OF ali and sing uiar the
premises ment Toned and described In Z be bill Of
complaint, and said decree for sale, 4, William r.
douglass, soeeial Master in chancery, Of New Jer-
sey, shall sell az public yendue TO Inc highest bid
der. on 1hursd ay; the sixth day o. November. eigh-
teen hundred and ninety ar two O'Clock IN tie
afternoon. az the Peal Estate Exchanes, no. AZ
Montgomery street, Jersey City. all the following
lands and remises. being the same described in
said decree. 70 VIII
All that tract or parcel OF land and promises
hereinafter particularly descrfhed situate. t5ing
and being IN the cits OF Jersey City. in The county
OF Hudson. and state Of New Jersey, inherited by
james I. Edgs from his father; Joseph q Edge.
fronting on the southerly Side OF II nlourh street.
known as lot fftythree s5sa IN block one hun
dred and three QU5l. a. said lot 10 laid out on a map
entitled "a map OF Jersey CITY from actuai survey:
by /. D. Fowler. published by Brownly Co. said
lot Is one hundred rset deep by twenty ave feet in
wfdIh throughout Bounded westerly by lands and
factory OF Williams. aud easteriy by land formerly
or THO mas Welden, deceased. intending the estate
ard Interest in dover Of the defendant. Fannie f..
Williams. in the said premises together with all
and singular the he-redifaments and appurIenances
70 The said premises belonging or In any wise ap-
WILLIAM P. DOUGLASS.
SPECIAL Master IN Chancery
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
IN cHANoEaY o. SEW JEAsEY:

IN cHAScERY or NEW Jersey.
To HAILE HUYDEx DAHL
BY virtue Of an order OF the court q 1eery
Of New Jersey. made ON the day OF the sate hereof.
In a cause wherein Angela T.. Huydendahf Is pett
TONER ana you are defendants you are required 20
appear and an swer the uetitoner's petition on or
before tho second day or February. eighteen h IN
dred and ninety-oae. or the said petition VIII DO
taken A. confessed against you
The said petition Is filed against you for . divorce
from the bonds Of motriinony.
BLAIR & GROUSE.
tolieitors for Petitioner,
1Eontgomey 81. JsrseS city. Nd
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
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The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
Peculiar

To itself in many important particulars, Hoods
Sarsaparilla is different from and superior to any
other medicine.
Peculiar in combination, proportion and prep
aration Of ingredients, Hoods Sarsaparilla pos
sesses the full curative value of the best known
remedies Of the vegetable kingdom.
Peculiar in its medicinal merit. Hoods sarsapa-
rilla aeeompiishes cures hitherto unknown.
Peculiar in strength and economy Hood's Sar-
s~aparilia is the only medicine OF which can truly
be said, 100 doses one dollar" Medicines In larger
and smaller bottles require larger doses. and do
not produce as good results as Hoods Sarsararlla.
Peculiar In its good name at home there is
more OF Hoods Sarsaparilia sold In Lowell, where
it is made, than Of all other blood purifiers.
Peculiar in its phenomenal record Of sales
abroad, no other preparation has ever attained
such popularity in so short a time. Do not be in
d to tax any other preparation. Besuretogs
Hoods ~Sarsaparilla
soldby all druggists. 81; ak for S. only
by c. I. HOOD d co. Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
Tn cHANcERY OF NEW JERSEY.

To William c. Pope. Mrs william c. Pope. his
wife. and lille Z. Pops.
BY virtue OF an order of the Court OF cnancery Of
New Jersey. made on the day Of the date hereof. In
a cause wherein Frederick FranDach. Jr. ct ux.,
are cemDlainantS and you and others are defend-
ants. yon are required 10 appear, plead. demnr or
answer to the compliments OIL on or before tne
twenty-fourth day OF Decem5er next, or ths said
bill will be taken as confessed against you.
The said bill Is filed for partition or sale OF Ger.
tain lauds in the town OF Union. IN the county OF
Hudson and state Of New Jersey. or which james
Pope died seizel.
William g. fope ana Little Z. Pope are each made
a party defendant 10 said bill because you are ten
ants in common in said lands
And you, MA William q. Pope are made q party
defendant because sou are the wife OF said Viii
lam c. Pope. and ella Inn an inchoele right OF dover
In your husbands Interest An sasd lands
FRED'k JR.,
Solicitor Of Complain ants,
No. / Montgomery St. Jersey City, New Jersey.
Dated october sd. istA
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IN cHANcERY OF NEW JERSEY.

To Margaret Fitzpatrick and john Fitzpatrick. her
husband
By virtue Of an order of tbs Court Of chancery Of
New Jersey, made on the day Of the date hereof. In
a cause wherein Robert j. Ale xsRd der is COMPLAIN
aat. and YOU and Others are defendants. you are
required to appear. plead. demur or answer to tbs
c0mplainants oiu. on or be ore the twentyIourfh
day or December next. or the said bill Will be
taken as confessed asaias 81 you
1he said bin Is hled 20 foreciose a certain mort
gage dated August ibt, 1865, made b 81 niue Moore
and wife TO Cornelius Van Worst. on lands in the
Township Of Union. In the County OF Hudson and
state OF New Jersey, which mortgage is registered
fn Book 81 of Mortgages for said Hudson County on
page s., and has been assigned TO complainant
And you. Margaret fitzpatrick, are made a party
defendant because you own an undivided interest
In safe mortgaged premises
Aud YOU, JOHN fitzpatrick. are made a party de
fendant. because you are the husband OF said Mar
gareI Fitzpatrick.
FRED.K FRAMBAcH. Jr-
solicitor OF Com platnant,
No / Montgomery ST.. Jersey City. New Jersey.
Dafa dDofal.an VA a Oh
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
PROCLAMATION

Mr.. Charles J Mack. Manager Of the c. 7
Adams Home furnishing house, Of No 43
Grove street. positively proeiaims that his house
has 10 connections whatso ever with any other
instalIment concarn IN the vicinity. All 70 the
contrary Notwithstanding.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11

THE shameless German is the
author OF the most shameless resolu-
ton ever proposed even in the Hudson
Board of Freeholders. II the county
buys uniforms for the keepers at
Snake Hill, why should not the city
supply the policemen and nremen
with full regalia- The proposal of
German is simply monstrous. VIII
not even such men as his colleagues
pause before actually realizing itY
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-12-11
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Lots for Sale--25X1OQ

AZ Rfdgeheid Park Convenient TO New York.
S. and W. Union depot; p minutes from jersey
and loved ground. directly opposite Paiisaue Park
commanding magnificent Views Can be bouFht
now at q bargain In piots OF 2 TO 8 lots. Including
one OF the best corners Great BUILDING boom In
the spring. when prices will advance rapidly.
r. q. SASBuBN. 80 Montgomery Street.
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The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1890-05-28
!, S. c., WEDNESDAY, MAY 28, 1880

dren will have to work. I congratu-
late you also on your opportunities Of
information. Plato paid $1,000 for
two books. jerome ruined himself
financially, by buying one volume Of
Origen. What vast opportunities for
intelligence for you aud your clGi-
Irer. 4 workingman goes along by
the slow; window oi some great pub
fishing house and he sees q book tha:
costs s., lie say, Il wish I coul>;
haye that information; I wish | couid
raise S. fol that costly and beautiful
book. 4 Few :aoaths pass on and
he gets tic yaine OF that book for 80
cents III pamphlet There VAS ncv-
er such II day for the workingmen
of America as the day that Is com
ing.
But tho greatest friend 81 capital
isis and toilers, and the one vino Will
yet bring them together in complete
accord, was bonn Oh Christmas night
While tllc curtains OF haayen swung,
stirred by the wings angelic. Owner
OF all things-an the continents, all
worlds, and all the islands of light.
Capitalists OF ilnmensity, crossing
over to our condition. Coming into
our world, not by gate OF palace, but
by door of barn- Spending His first
night amid the shepherds. Gather
ing afterward around Him the fisher
men to be his chief attendants With
adze, and saw, and cLisel: and axe,
and III a carpenter shop showing
himself brother with the tradesmen.
Owner of all things, and yet on a
hillock back OF Jerusalem one day re-
signed everything for others, keep
ing not so much rs a shekel to pay for
His obloqpies. Dy charity buried i.
the suburbs Of q city that had cast
Him out. Before the cross OF SUCH.
capitalist, and such o carpenter. all
men can afford to shake Lands and
worship. Here is the every mans
Christ. None 50 high, but He is
higher. None so poor, but he was
poorer. At His feet the hostile ex-
trc,nes will renounce their &nimosi-
ties. and counteIances which have
gloWed with prejudice and revenge Of
centuries shall brighten with the
smile Of heaven as lie commands:
.-Whatsoever sc would that men
should do to you do yc even SC tot
them.
The Manning times. [volume] (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, 1890-05-28
: Modern Fable.

There was once Long Headed
Nan, who invented g Household
Utcnsil Of such general Utility that
instead OF giving it 8 name, setting
forth ar Intelisible Idea ofits Char
actcr, he called it simply a Good
Thing. So Proud was he ofhis Good
Thing that he would not make its
Existence known in the Press. III
People Will not come in and ask for
the Good Thing" he would say. Il
don't Propose to so to the Trouble
OF Telling Them about It. II Pco-
pie don't Know It when they see it,
they must suffer the Consequences
of their Blindness. When a Mort
gage was Foreclosed on him Little
Later, the Successful Bidder Adver-
tised the Good Thing in Several Pa
pers, and he had Difficulty il En-
ploying a Sufficient number cf msn
to ELL the Red Wagons that Backed
Up at lis Door. The Moral o. this
Fable is in the Possession OF cur Ad,
vertising Agent, who viii Disclose il
in all it's Fariegated Beauty to al IN
q,sirers on receipt of Stamp for Re,
turn Postage.-Pucl.