New-York tribune., 1890-03-22
CHANCES HERE AND THERE.


restcr-writcs from f. " f.. Of Sunrise, Name to
suggest that lat the great Columbus Fair in New
York. -9., have grand naval exhibit ships ana
boats Of all nations and ages from cockleshell to
corvette via caiavc. properly rigged and accurately
modelled TO scale. The Ark, If you like (as different
as possible from the Nuremberg notion for nursery
u.cj but any how and above all. the Great AdmlialS
own fleet, santa Maria pina, Nina Dic'S them am
him. Why not ?" Very well, why not ApprONeu
and respectfully referred to Chicago. \. B:-Don't
make them nlt-bottomed for lead and wheel harness,
and tarbuckct swinging down below.
speaking Of nat-bottoms. here is as good a place
as any, better insert the inquiry Of one who writ
ing from Brooklyn Heights. styles himself "oh
lIunkcr1 There is goodness knows this ancient
and not too amable person says "plcnty of hatneSs
in ihi, world and spare. but it's all put where you
don't want il. Where | want 1t. and can't get 1t tor
the life of me- is the top of Il table Not every
table, everywhere, but just one table somewhere An
ample clear Nat surface with nothing on IT, or ever
sure. Where | paste. or cut ont an interesting
item. If there ever is such thing. or do up one oi
those conf)undcd bundles that my wife and grl' are
always showing at me at the very last moment before
get the front door banged Sir, yon have
reason. Nay, you are unreasonable Dy cN'c'o oi
reason. Flatten yOnr own surface 'e Your own
bcsom Hut beware the hou'cheeper's arts with
broom and book and brica brac. Cheer up
How TO get rid Of an old trunk. past using again
Send it TO yonr mother n-law. on second thought.
no: She might send it back to " the dear children
when il started send il TO the trunkmakers. Tell
them you' call and them about II. Then, don't.
How do ! know she paints" said profcsscd cynic
not 80 long ago. why look at her ears, man.
Don't you see they're pale Nature doesn't sc' lily
ears on the same head with pcony checks. Found
that on, when was boy low Never you NINA.
and Mr.. Kendall has found it ont too for in making
up for the -iaEe she colOrs her ear, 70 natcn her
a match For you may have rcd ears. oven 10 roast
ing with pale checks but not round red cheeks Win
white ears. And row the secret i' ont
Have you ever thought how largely dogs scent
really depend, ON his sight Notc how confused he
get. i'm irving To- follow his nose hard surface
Then watch how hc stretches his neck and throws
hl- head mp And finally consider how the puzzled
guide or hunter get down 70 take dog eye nIT MM MM %i
become, plainly visible a pathway IN thc "lueres''
Late arrivals. ru.,ng Of playbil.. banging Of seats
and assorted bronchial affections during Act !. Com
mcntar.c with mrynccal cGccts. during the remainder
~ the evening When the cawk behind yon has quite
done explaining. repeating and reinforcing the words
of the play - ne hears them but won't JET lon hear
'''s'. 'ns .cm1rholic r' % Tat beam lovely ovcv
glad -ad quiet "a party me oincr nishl, ',at
saw tai, play in London. why Why because there
heard the first at
nnrrah. the covert coat j.. going out. Let us
hopc that the covert waddle. always worn with the
cont may not survive it- proscntor. - what kind
~ wcnial will The Young blood next disguise
himself
There arc some persons who stil refuse 10 believe
that a tired lu.inc-- man Is always bound To Yield
ni. sent I'm q .tnet ear 10 any more than
hc would give mp his berth In a slecpng.ooach or
IA. chair az % theatre. Most people. however can
appreciate ihr humor II recent incident IN AN
elevated c,r iu which the daughter of "A vel known
icncfcr figured a, fhr heroine. Although married
.he j. -'u Young hui notNith ,tandine youth beauty
and .f,. nrulf,l She failed 10 got seat Her nN"
,.t-,d son vu- with hcr. however. ard after udinl
q fes, Loths ic ppoi ont shtillt. Mamma d" ny
dl-'f u. 40 down f" There Was nu instant lfinu'.
fn Nouas America, imp .rtfivc intcsurit'ry. ana
four seats were at once placed m the disposal ~ the
,Dur- nnffpl whose tlu-i > auc.ttt thc iart thA'
j. was inf q -hr.ud tlrk.