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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1890-12-19
GEORGE HOIIAND,S JOKE.
How the Great Comedian Once Upon .
Time Hooked Policeman

How the Great Comedian Once Upon .
Time Hooked Policeman
From The Autobiography OF Joseph
Jefferson" in tie Century. we quote as
follows: George Holland was distinctly
an actor of the old school. invariably in
Producing even into modern characters
its traditions and copventiopalities: his
effects were broadly given. and his per-
sonality was essentially comic. he was
quite an old man when / first knew him,
and had serious doubts as to whether
our acquaintance in the theater would
be an agreeable one: for by the terms
of my engagement ! was to hold a lead
ing part as the commedian of the COM
pany. and he, who bad always occupied
that station. was placed as second to
me. I naturally thought that feeling
himself comparatively subordinate. and
that ], a younger man, was to outrank
him. he would. by his manner at least,
resent my intrusion upon his former
ground ! was. however. agreeably mis-
taken; for found him too generous
man to harbor any jealous feelings. and
TO my qualification we were friends from
our first meeting. 1t is pleasant also TO
know that this relationship extended
over many years, and up 10 the day OF
his death.
The useful career and unblemished
character of George Holland will be re-
called by all who knew him. He lived,
bright and cheerful spirit, in this
world for eighty years, for time could
not age his youthful heart He was the
merriest man 1 ever knew. Practical
joking was a passion with him, and
though his pranks were numerous, by
some good fortune they always ended
innocently and with harmless mirth.
/ remember that on ono occasion. when
some goldfish had been placed in the
ornamental fountain In Union Square,
Holland dressed himself in full sport
ing suit. and with a ish-basket strapped
upon his shoulder. broad brimmed hat
upon his head and a rod in his hand. he
unfolded a Camp-stoOl. and quietly seat
ing himself IN front OF the fountain be-
gan to fish. with such a patient and
earnest look in his face that no one
could have supposed that 1t was intend
ed as a practical joke This strange
spectacle soon attracted a curious crowd
about the sportsman. who with = vacant
and idiotic smile sat there quietly
awaiting a nibble. A policeman soon
forced his way through the crowd and
arrested Holland. who explained with
bewildered look that he was fishing in
his own private grounds The police
man naturally concluded that the in
truder was some harmless lunatic, and.
patting him kindly on the shoulder,
hade him go home TO his friends Ilol-
land burst into flood OF tears. and
while afiectionately embracing the
guardian OF the law contrived u fasten
the fish-hook into the collar OF the po-
licemaD's coat. who walked slowly and
sympathetically away. uDconscicusly
dragging the line and rod after him.
The crowd. seeing the Joke. roared with
laughter. as Holland quickly nIade his
way TO tho nearest omnibus. which he
reached before the infuriated policeman
could catch him"
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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1890-12-19
TOM CRUISES CAREER.
A Story That illustrates the Ups AM
Downs OF Western LIFE

Story That Illustrates the
Downs OF Western Life
The history of the thrice-millionaire
banker of Helena, Mont, Thomas Cruise,
as told by the Chicago Tribune, Illus
trates the ups and downs OF Western
life and sets in strong contrast the two
extremes of absolute. groveling poverty
and extraordinary afluence.
six years ago Tom Cruse," says
Thomas NJ. Long, ''was only common,
ordinary laborer, a prospector and
miner. He had spent almost his last
nickel, was out of luck, and, being out
of money. it naturally follows he had
very few friends. Indeed, he was SO
poor that / well remember the day when
he was actually refused credit for
fifty-pound sack of flour. He did odd
jobbs about town-any thing so long as
he turned an honest dollar. One day
he took a tramp into the mountains.
When he came back 10 town he aston
ished everybody by reporting the dis
covery of what has since turned out to
be one of the richest silver mines in
Montana. He pre-empted the place
and made every thing solid in his
own name. This mine was the famous
Drum Lummond in the mountains
near Maysville, twenty-one miles from
Helena 4 syndicate OF capitalists,
hearing of his great find, went out
to investigate it, The result far sur
passed even their expectations, and
on their way back TO town they sought
old man Cruise. Would he sell tho
mine? Yes. How much? Five hun
dred thousand dollars spot cash. That
was too much, they thought. We'll,
gentlemen, il you think il is too much
don't take it, said Cruise. This offer Is
good until noon, but no longer. I'll
have another price on IL after that.
They thought he was bluffing. The
next day, after further investigation
they came back to Cruise. They told tho
old man they were ready to pay tho
$500, 900 and for him TO draw up tho pa
pers. My price to-day is $1,000, 900
boys said Cruise. OF course there Wa
no deal possible under the circum
stances. Cruise could then get all tn
capital he wanted to work his mine. BE
fore three months had passed be ha,
pulled out $780, 900 worth OF ore AM
there was still unlimited quantities
millions, in fact-in sight. The syndi
cate came back to him and actually pai
over 81 900, 600 for two-third interes
in the Drum Lummond.
! '.Since that time Cruse has bough
other mines, the Iron Mountain, for il
stance, in the Cnur d'Alene region, an
others. He is worth to-day $4,000 0Ol
He was married couple OF years agC
but his wife died, leaving him a child
Old Man Cruise, as he is called, is
good old fellow, who delights now
talking about his hard times When b
came 10 Montana six years ago }
walked all the way from salt Lake Cit.
That's the way fortune smiles SOM
times" ...- --
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1890-12-19
HINT FOR SHOPPERS.
Low ErEnkIin surprilcd n Customer W
wasted liIs Time.

Low kTEukliH sur prtzrh ID
W-stsd Iis Time.
Ono morning when Benjamin I''--
lin was busy in tho press room y y (,
newspaper. 4 loungcr stepped ID~
book store and spent an hour %.
in looking over the books. flA-'l
seemed TO sottle upon one ana 49,
tho clerk the price.
zone dollar" the clerk ans",''-
"One dollar" echoed t-p 4o--''
cant you take less than that .,..,
"One dollar is the price '-'
answered. nj "a,
The would be purchaser iookeu io,l. n :.
the books awhile Longer ana '-'-
auircd: lis Mr. Franklin in' A.
Yes, hos busy in the printing 0
the clerk replied. IA .s
We'll, ] want TO sec him s''-
man. 81 aci
Tho clerk told Mr. Franklin ", - . J
gentleman was in the store va Va 81
see him. Franklin soon aPP'"'
the stronger said: r..,.n
What is the lowest, MI ~
that YOU can take for thai pooH ,s h
Ono dollar and = quarter
prompt answer. 49,. VS.
..One dollar and a quarIc' a.. <
yonr clerk asked me only 'O'''
now" usL
True" replied Franklin .a
could have better afforded
dollar than 10 leave my work gb
The man seemed surprised an. .sg
ng 10 end a parley Of his own ~
aid: well. come now te"
,owcst price FOR this book.
"one dollar and Il half" Oh, 80
"A dollar and half W.. w. spl
offered r. it yourself for dollar ~
quarter" lily asr'
had better have taken thar
nan a dollar and half no" ,..s %.
This was a way Of trade Ty,,b5.i
the man quite by surprise, ,ossg
word no laid the money on ~
tool his book and left the s'o'0
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1890-12-19
sopth ,merIoa.s wind FIower.

A flower has been discovered in South
America which is only visible when the
wind blows The shrub belongs TO the
cactus family and IS about three feet
high. The stem is covered with dead,
warty-lccking Jumps in calm weather.
These Jumps, however, need but
a slight breeze TO make them unfold
large flowers of creamy white, which
close and appear as dead as soon as the
nd suLsides.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1890-12-19
JOHN e. FINCH.
DEALkRIs
Golden : Wedding Rye WhiSkieS
13o WATER STREET, PTTrsBuRG PA

Oldest established house In the city. where
nothing but pure goods are put up, strictly Tor
samtIy and IN edIcfnal use. Nothing better than
Golden Wedding. Next on the list. Gock-
enheimer,s. Gray's Monongaheia Rye; these
goods are leading brands. Brandies OF vintage
OF 1873 on hand. Gins, Holland and Domestic.
also Ola Tom. FInch's Golden Wedding, 81 90
for full quart. tor 500; Guckenheimers the
$500 per dozen, 50 90 for one-half Dozen Secure
iy boxed. Also have In stock, Grandfsther's q
Choice, at $500 per gallon. barrels at specila
rates Apr. 26. go Iy
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1890-12-19

To the best Of the writer me Vbs'
there are but two wordS -. 80 re eon's.,,
range OF the English lansass .ssir rega'
order, ord They are absteIn1o,l.s each alt "
t tons. The following words T,a-s,5ori.sac vrac
them in Irregular oraef' ,ine. eS'
disadvantageous, encour--- mate, %.
cious. instantaneous, impoF,~s,, pi,rs, per'l',,
aacious, nefarious, precaiI..Ssa-oou p,Di
cious, unintentional' No and rSS
unequivocal, undiscoYeI,-goIu - ,ourh tbe :,
ions A short search tllo.I o,he''
tionary might bring sever 5,,e -
iigbt2st Louis Repup-''
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16
Where Ignorance Lies.

Tho ignorance Of the English is per-
h APPS more versatile than among any
other civilized and enlighted nation on
earth. Not one man in ten can tell you
how many counties there are in En-
gland. not ono in lfty tho population Of
Manchester, not one in thousand the
names Of the monarchs OF England.
These people actually know nothing
about their own nvountry-nothing about
tho city in which they live. The sem
tinel stationed in front OF Marlborough
House will tell you, perhaps, that Is
'Ighness lives there, but he doesn't
know the namo of the house. A police
man, who for twelve years had walked
the boat in which the great banking
house OF the Barings is located, was
unable to direct mo 10 that famous in
stitution--s.id IL aas never heard tho
name before. Distance Is rcckoned
wholly by time. 1t is four houts 70
Liverpool, seventy minutes to Harwick.
twenty minutes TO South Kensington.
etc. Talk 10 an Engllshman about
miles, and no simply gapes ut you In
idiotic wondermcnt-E Field. In
Chicago News
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16
HINTS ABOUT DINNERS.



Ward McAllistcrs now book, Society
as Have Found 1t, should be read 10y
all who desire TO know what good form
is. lie tells, among other things, how
TO 20 in to dinner. As he makes no
mention OF waiting for tho dinner horn
to blow, wc conclude that tho dinner
horn Is no longer used in good So
ciety.
Tho lady of the house must so in
last" This will afford her little time
to slick herself up, II she has been COM
pelled to cook tho dinner, in the eabsence
OF tho hired girl.
III the Pros ident OF the United States,
or royalty dimes with you," says Ward.
in that jaunty style of his, "he must
take in the hostess" Moro or less peo-
pie have been taken in by every Presi-
dent we have had, and royalty has had
much experience in the same limo.
There is the Count Of Paris. But he
hasn't taken in us many people as no
expected 10.
by gesture alone the host directs his
guests to tho dining-room. Tho custom
of shouting: You Jim! get, into tho
grub-room," or even tho French form:
"Hdsho est serui," has been discarded in
the recherche circles. Jerking guest
into tho dining-room by the coat collar
is no longer du fat
"'rhe placing of your guests at table
requires an intimate knowledge OF So
ciety." Avoid seating m undertaken
next to doctor, or man just out oil
the pcnitentiary along side tho judge
who sent him there. Care should also
be taken to separate wife from her d.
vorced husband.
There seems to be some difference OF
opinion with regard to the proper length
OF a dinner Mac thinks an h5ar and a
half is long enough. 1t is far too long at
some tables. but 1t depends n good deal
on how much there is to eat, after all.
Advice is given about the decoration
OF the table. The author advocates
austere simplicity, from which We con-
clude that he would frown upon CEN
ter piece consisting OF dolls and Child
rem toys, which Is sometimes seen.
ut Is to be borne in mind that host
or hostess can not be too courteous or
gracious to her guests" Taking advan-
tage OF gentleman's presence at your
table to dun him for that little bill,
can not be too severely reprehended.
borrowing money OF guest while he is
partaking of your hospitality is equally
bad form. Wait until you are helping
him on with his overcoat
Guests in being late at dinner often
times commit breach OF politcness-
And they sometimes find that serious
breach has been made in the eatablcs.
II you find that you arc liable to DO late
to dinner send word to have them save
u piece Of pie for you.
Never go to a dinner party after send
ing note OF declination. You will lind
yourself do trop. Texas Sittings
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16
INDIAN CANOE BUILDING.
How Unwieldy Logs Are Converted Into
Very Pretty Doats.


How UnwieIdy Logs Are Converted Into
Very Pretty Boats.
II may have been frequently source
OF wonder and surprise how the early
American Indians made the canoe with
which they were so amply provided.
They were light aud graceful, but al the
same time very substantial Yet we
know that those aborigines had NO i'm
plement but hatche,, and sometimes
not that, and no guide but their unas-
sisted oyesight. Their chief agency was
fire, which they use to the present
day.
A recent visitor to Puget Sound, who
spent some time among the Siwash In
dians, describes how one Of them con-
verted an unwieldy log into trim and
pretty canoe, although 1t will be OBJ
served that he had the assistance OF a
cross-cut saw-something which his
forefathers never dreamed OF.
"0no Monday morning | saw an old
Indian building fire at the base OF a
large cedar tree, and he told mo that
this was the first step in the construc-
tion OF a canoe which he intended to uso
upon tho following Saturday. lie kept
the fire burning merrily all that day and
far into the night when wind came up
and completed the downfall OF the mon
arch OF tho forest
Tho noxt day the man arose betimes,
and borrowing a cross-cut saw from
logger, cut the trunk OF the treo in
twain at point some fifteen feet from
where 1t had broken of, and then with a
dull hatchet he hacked away until the
log had assumed the shape OF the desir-
cd canoe. In this work he was helped
by his squaw.
"The old follow then built a fire ON
tho upper part OF the log, guiding the
course OF the fire with daubs Of clay,
and in duo timo the interior OF the canoe
had bccn burned out Half days work
with the Latchet rendered the inside
smooth and shapely.
"Tho canoe was now, thought, COM
plete, though 1t appeared to be danger
ously narrow OF beam. This the Indian
soon remedied. lie filled the shell two
thirds full OF water, and into 1t no drop
ped half dozen stones that had been
heating in the fire for nearly . day. Tho
water at once attained boiling point
and 80 softcncd tho wood that the Indian
and his ,quaw were enabled to draw out
tho sides and thus supply the necessary
breadth OF beam.
"rhwarts and slats wero then placed
in the canoo, and the water and stones
thrown out. When tho steamed wood
began to cool and contract, tho thwarts
held 1t back, and the sides held tho
thwarts, and there tho cameo was com
plotc, without nail, Joint or crow
Ice. for II was niado OF one pioco OF
wood.
"rhc Siwash did not complete II as
soon as he had promised, but 1t only
took him eight days."-Goldcn Days
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16
USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE.


keep silver and nickel ornamont>
and mounts bright by rubbing with
wooden cloths saturated with spirits OF
ammonia
Angels Pudding Two ounces II
dour, two ounces Of sugar, two OF butter
pint OF cream and the whites OF three
eggs. Bake in patty-pans, cover witt,
icing, and servo without sauce. Ladies'
Home Journal.
To take creases out OF an engraving
lay 1t faoo downward upon sheet OF
smooth, unsiEed white paper, cover II
with another sheet OF the same, slightly
da,nped, and iron with moderately
warm nat.iron. IN. Y. World
-Mucilage Of Gum Arabic. TO mako
q clear. almost odorloss and permanent
mucilage. Francke noutralizes the FREQ
acid present in the gum with limo
water. Instead OF water he uses mix
ture 30 per cent lime water and SO pvr
cent distilled water.
"A porcelain kettle Is the best for
preserving; too largo a aquantity should
never be cooked ut ono time. Large
fruits may DO put in the sirup. cooked
rapidly at first and then slowly, to pro-
serves tho shane: II the fruit is cooked,
and the sirup yet thin, take up piece
at time carefully. boil the sirup until
tb,ct return tho fruit TO IL and cook
slowly.
Pumpkin Pic Without Eggs. Take
half gallon of slowed pumpkin, one and
half cups OF sugar, ono cup OF butter,
,hraa- four,bs cun of sweet milk. and
h,lt ,oo.ur 81 eour. season IN taste.
Ada the bntter and sugar and milk
wbIlo the numnlin ia hot and the flour
;ust ho,ora h,l,;ng Real tocother we'll.
snd h,Lo v,i,h o,a crus,-Yankee
mnde
Fr,v,,od poef -cnt driel becf very
,hin 70 avorv hal, nound allow n tn.
Siaanoon,nn ~ hn,,ar haIt nint Of milk
- 80 ,.,,o.,,oan,ri 81 eonr Nal,
,ho butter in n trvinr.n,n add the heef
.nd s,,r oror ,Io ero fve minutes:
snr,ri,ia - ,sa cour s,ir o,,ir nour in
~. iii, .o.sa,, zen ,,orner stir until
., Io,Is IA sarva ,r,roodi,,aIv Courior-
Io,u.I
IT,. p,s.r,, Ono or,rt of aour be.
S,,.,. -, ,,sod i,o.,;nr zoo
-" -, a,,snn s;,, ,hnn, toro,b-
~ | n,aI,. 'ra, a,,th nica r,ch nil, mill a
~. do,,.h ,'naaa as ,,,,Io 40 von can.
81, ~, Saas ,,,an hai, inch aud snread
mi,h ona ,.h,osnnon hntter and two of
hv,,or hoo,on ,aoe,ber before making
the dough. rol, nm and slice of the end,
Law on tins and bako ouick.-Iloston
cioho
An oxcb,nc. in an article on
dot Tor oId noop,o dwolls ON
,ho imn,r,anco of millt and saws:
uC,vo milk often and always warm.
Nevor boil a but Let IL come nearly to
a boiling noin,. NV tbis means the curd
In tho mill, moi being so hard. assimi-
lates more readily and gives heat" and
exnlains that ali hot things do not
warm alike, the heat from tea does not
rcmoin long but the heat from milk
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16
ljoplsinsuillr Aentnfkian.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER l6, 1890
DELICIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL,


oil City has thirteen churches and
church going population OF 5000.
There arc 10. school districts,
62, ST2 teachers and 2,S0o,000 school chill
dren in Japan.
IL the mercies which come from God
are so sweet, how sweet is God, from
whom the mercies como.
The still, sweet influence OF life Of
prayer auickcns their hearts who mover
bow the knee. Alice Carey.
Tho missionary secretaries OF tho
Methodist Episcopal Church have asked
for 81, $50, 900 this year ''from collections
alone"
The Drapers' Company OF London
has contributed E3, 900 toward the cost
OF tho new buildings for technical in
struction in connection with the Not
tingham University College.
No man can lay himself under obli-
cation to do wrong, even for his best
friend. Pericles, being once desired by
his friend to do so, excused himself, say
ing: 81 am friend only as far as tho
altar"
The latest papers from Tonquin an
nounco tho arrival there OF portable
cathedral. 1t was imported from the
town OF Kesub, and is OF iron. 1t ar
rived in sS4 packages, and is to be $50
feet long, 65 feet broad, and so feet high.
1t Is said that native convert is bear
the whole expense OF tho edifce.
The Congregationalists are worthy
OF honor for tho liberal support that
they give to their ministry. Last year,
with many churches not reporting. the
expenditures under this head were 50,
046. .96a. The average amount paid for
the pastors support is sl,O47-the high
est amount being that paid by the
broadway Tabernacle. of this city, to
DIR. Wm, NJ. Taylor (siO, Ooo).-N. Y,
Examiner.
Parents are apt to place great stress
on money or large property, and SC
little on education, the possession OF
which gives power, privilege, health, in
fluence and happiness. Flames can not
burn 1t. or floods wash it away. The
constable can not levy upon it or the
sheriff seize 1t. 1t is the only wealth
that can not take to itself wings and fly
from us. Why is 1t not more generally
sought?-Prof. w. !. Deal.
1t is stated that Germany. acknowl'
edged as having an unrivaled system OF
higher education, has, seemingly, no
heart for the training Of women beyond
the elementary and normal school
branches. While all the other nations
of prominence in Europe, with the ex-
ception OF Russia, have opened their
universities to women, Germany has
grudgingly granted them only tho priv
ileges OF visitors" not OF matricula-
tion, examination or admission to de-
| grcos.
The great interests OF ones ex-
istence may be really more safe when in
prison than when in a palace, when ly-
ing on a pallet OF straw than when
sleeping in luxury on bed of down,
and when compelled to say, "Give us
this day our daily bread" than when
surrounded with the wealth OF Cresus.
Outward conditions are not always the
evils or the blessings that they often
seem to be. Paul in prison was really a
richer man than Caesar on his throne
n. Y. Independent
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16
WIT AND WISDOM.

1T Is not GOOD for beauty to be q pro-
fcssion.-Julia Ward Howe.
The homliest nose may point to
IIeaven.-yan Dorn's Magazine.
There is a great deal of difference
,twixt an error OF love, and the love Of an
error
-poon,e who borrow trouble never
Inv, 70 70 very far to get it-Ram's
JJorr
-Fyorv man "a worth inst as much as
,ho ,bincs arc worth about which he
hrs,oo observation-disclosures
"a horsa q. , mos, sooac;ous animal
.rd novor moro 60 than in sizing nm his
Sr,,orNI,oltimore a American.
A. ro,,. mo-, ,or,od bis how Tvice
a., ,,,,h,ninr, wonidn,, s,rilte hin, IN
a. aa,,,a 49,, Tox,s S,f,in,s
W T. 80 ~o.n,,os . on,nLor wi, ,o
- 80, a.. =, 49, ~ maLa hr,ie
Meop 's, ~ E,u.ts. C..a,,o
~,
-. .n n.'a,.a1 I vaa,. p.on,ans
~" - T.. -
:. IL, p,,
-
iio'", ' -
no" ~ o.eo"os pVsoio % :
,iienu no raS aoly % "e'. ~, "''nou 1us sn..aI s.s
niu NJ" "e s ~ na,o uoA0 y,s y1sse.'
.hon "a'0n i'' '"' N'''e''''u u'" '''''" "
oaAe..e.
tne 'reo 10 known W iV' ituies,
one OF the impressions Vi 'ne proseh'
season Is 'hat tho peacn troe s.anuS
very poor chahce ior iueh'inca'ion'
Baltimoro American
Never meddie with man VINO Is
minding ms own business DON'T poke
your nnger into Dumpie Deos nest oe'
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16
CHAMBERLAIN'S
Eve and Skin Ointment.

A certain cure for Chronic Sore
Eyes, Tetttr, Salt Rheum, Scald
Head, Old Chronic Sores, Fever Sores,
Eczema, Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore
Nipples and Piles. 1t is cooling and
soothing. Hundreds OF cases have
been cured by il after all other treat
ment had failed. 25 and so cent
boxes for sale by Buckner Leavell.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16
-<s- -
Bucklan,x Arnica SalvA.

Tho Best Salve in the world for
Cuts. Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rhoum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all
Skin Eruptions, and positively cures
Piles, or no pay required. It is guar
anteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by II. B. Garner.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16

There are
many white soaps,
each
represented to be
"just as good as the Ivory. y
They are not,
but like
all counterfeits,
they lack
the peculiar
and remarkable
qualities OF
the genuine.
Ask for
Ivory Soap
and
insist upon having it.
'Tis sold everywhere.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16

"IIave you broken of your engage
ment, old man? What's the mattcr?"
"Wcll, was hard up, you see, SO I
quarrcled, and had all my presents re-
turned, and was able to realize gpon
them. Couldn't POSSIBLY have raised
the money any other way."-Ilarper's
liozar
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-16

Seattle, Washington, is tribe hilly.
my friend" said a noM-comcr, meet
ing native on Thirteenth street. ''can
you direct INC to the shortest route to
First street? am in hurry
WAL" responded the native. Jest go
to The end of this block and drop or;
whore you land will be First street,
4.