New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-19
TIE Talk or THE DAY.

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TIE TALK OF THE DAY.
In ~Tts Catholic World Archbishop ireland, q
Minnesota, with praiseworthy candor. makes state
mcnts about members Of his communion. that
courtesy might debar Protestant from making. In.
temperance" he says @is our one misfortune. With
all other difficulties can easily cope, and cope sue
eessfuly. Intemperance, nothing else, pesalySes
our forces awakens In the minds Of nonCatfolIo
fellow citizens violent prejudices against and casts
all the priceless treasures Of truth and gaoe which
the Church carries In her bosom impcnetrable vel
Of darkness. Need psrticularzei Catholics nearly
monopollze the liquor trafc Catholics loom up before
the criminal courts of the land, under the charge Of
drunkenness ond other violations Of law resulting nom
drunkenness In undue majorities; poor-houses end
asylums are throngd with Catholics, the immediate Or
mediate victims Of drink; the poverty, the SIM the
shame that fall upon people result almost entirely
from drink, and, God knows those Affections coma
upon them thick and heavy
Gcorgiana-And, Floa forgot to tell you. last might
Harry Davenport said you hnd the fa'ai gut
FiOrs-Oh Georgiana, did hei
Georgisna-Yes. I told him You were being poisoned
by cosmetics. -(Munsey's Weekly.
No, dear Gotham Beans, The Tribune is not wrong
about tho monuments to BOstons WORTHLESS. 1t Is tus
that there are many such monuments In ana neas
Boston; but as a rule they were erected by private
persons or associations and not BY the people Of
Massachusetts.
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Heard any bad newsi'
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.Ahl Henry. bit you cannot deceive mel melt. 80
yoaa W med a9t BE- 1ha'e expected ~ ~
day in ITO the s middle Of next week.
old Btu Mckinley has turned to dust, and ii, da3
been absorbed by tho pig weeds Of America "-Detoh
Free Press.
Some time ago the experiment tried Of employ
ing colored women as cloakmakers In PhiiadeiPhias
At first the experiment promised to prove successful
But the hackers were called upon to pay ios
damaged badly made garments, and 1t Is reluctantly
confessed that the coored operatives have not shown
the aptitude that was expected OF them
Well ouallned-OM Lsdy-My dear, do You really
mind being talked about 81 ali. Tye got the energ
OF buffalo bull and the hide Of rin0ceros
& Smiths Good News
At tho convention Of the Brotherhood OF ST. Andrew
In Philadelphia the other day the Rev. John Williams,
Of Omaha vociferously applauded for PROTESTING
against the use In the convention OF tho title Rev.
for the clergy delegate shouted. Let tho clergy 10
the spirit Of sefdenal, drop the tte' Can 1t DO tnaa
this will be the next new departure in the churchesi
A Good Boys Reward-First Boy-whers did y q
Second Boy-Th' teacher guy 1t to me fer bean' .
| "What ye goin' do VIII II ~ A..
Buy some sulphur Z drop down th' register
-(Street & Smiths Good News.
| When you buy . pound Of grapes from some vendes
they will put up what they consider . pound IN .
| comucopia shaped paper without Weighing ~ ~
needless to say Of course that they take good cas
| not to give overweight. "This doesn't look Ike :
pounds said gentleman yesterday, who received on(
Of these cornucoplas. "Ah go long wild ye,' WAN
fully exclaimed the vender "dye expect whole vine
yard In pound Of grapesf"
WHY THE cows CAME LATE
Ger the tree frinsed hills:
Ruby flashed the, rlls.
Quiet In tho farm.h house.
| Home the farmer hes;
But his wife Is watching
WIN. an. uSSers With her pail beside the barnysA
woudsrins why her jenny and the COWS come ho.'
| 30 late.
jenny, brown.eyed maiden
! Wandered down the hne-
| That was ere the daylight
! Had begun 70 wene.
| Clrcling swallows cheep;
Xatydds calling;
Mists DER meadows creep $3.50
Still tho mother shades her eyes, beside tne oayss
And wonders where her Jenny and the cows can y
Lowing sounds are falling
Homewsrd now 81 last.
,.n nnroc :sss. ss s ssss, nave passed.
Takes tie pals from mother.
Noa ono word Is spoken IS tho mother 'na"
Now she Knows why jenny and tho COWS come hons
John Boynton in Omaha World.
arh. Journal. Of Helena, Mont, Is only ninefesa
on,bs Old but 10 occupies enviable position - tn
leading Republican newspaper OF tho new state "a:
pronretor has lust built for handsome home ~
exuended large sum Of money for new presses 49,
q Tho Journals 10 orc Of the most enerprslng Nv
uaners Of tho Northwest and it readers may w.
feel pioud 0f It. 1t deserves the Popuio''"
earned quickly.
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