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The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1890-03-15
No. 33:

-
son nom, cette carte OH on lisait:
''LA VEUvE DE MIGUEL" Ce fait
seul, disons-nous, prouvait que
Dolores await voulu que ceux
qu'elle frappait connussent de qni
venait le malheur, ct en- savouras-
sent mieux toute FhoIrenr.
LIE commissaire ct le medecin Sc
La femme ct le mari
demenrerent en- face Pun de rautre.
Emma ne pronoDcait pas une
parole.
-Du courage! essaya de dire
Lopez, n'osant presque pas regar.
der sa femme.
-Oni, mon ami! repondit.elle
avec ce regard etrange ct qui
regardait Ell dedans, ponr aiusi
dire, lequel causait une terreur
instructive an banquier.
Lopez S'avanca vers ellie. ii
lul prit une main. Cette main
resta froide ct glacee dams Ia
sienne.
IL faut, lui dit-il avec effort.
que je t'explique...
-Oui, plus tard, repondit. ellie.
Je desire rester seule.
Rivadarcos n'osa insister ct
sortit lentement, presque soulage
d'eIoigner une explication quill
savait inevitable, ct qui lui faisait
penr.
VIII.-LUISA.
Lorsque Rivadarcos cut quite
Ia chambre, Emma prit Anita
dams ses bras, la cOuvrant de
baisers araents, lul disant:
-Toi, tu me restes, mon panvre
ange ct tn me resteras seule..
Mais qu'est-ce que je dis done
s'ecria t'elle, etonnee, eftrayee do
ses propres paroles qui lui formu-
latent tout-a-coup cette pensee,
sans qu'elle lie voulnt:
"Tu mas plus de mari ct tn ne
reverras iamais ia petite Anna"
Dependant tous les fats lui
disaient le contraire. Est.ce que
son mari n'etait pas Ia, dams quel
que piece a cote, pleurant les
m6mes larmes que la mere Est-ce
qu'on n'avalt pas le signalement,
lie nom, de la voleuse, de cette
ibfame qui await pris renfant? ?
Estce quill n'etait pas certain que
la police la retrouverait, ayant
pour celia tons les renseignements
necessaires /?
-Mais. s'ecria- -t,elle encore,
pourQuoi mon mari n'estil pas Ia,
auprAs de moi? C'est moi qui lni
al dit de sen aller. II devait res.
ter Ce s0nt les coupables qui SO
cachent, ainsi quill fait...
En- ce moment, on frappa a la
porte.
All! c'est lui pensa,t ellie.
-EntreZ! dit ellie precitamment
t LA porte SQUIRT ct Luisa parut.
, Cette apparition causa une com
. motion ct un serrement de cRur d
: sa jeune maitresse. II lui sembla
qu'un peu de malheur allait encore
= s'aiouter a son malheur ct que plus
de tenebres s'epaississaient autour
dele.
L'aspect de la metis, d'ailleurs,
s eht pn justifier EN- partle cette
g impression faite de sombres pres
il sentiments. Luisa await le visag'
d6compos6 des criminels don't OF
. Went de decouvrir le crime, ct unt
II terreur emplissait ses yeux noir'
II d'indienne, don't ellie await con
&c serve ell partle le type, malgre Il
=. melange de sang qui courait dan
ses veines.
'e Emma surprise a Fexces de Par
g rivee de la melis, alors gn'clle s.
ir figurait voir son mari; frappe'
l+ aussi, en- une cOmm0tion subtle
par retranger aspect de Lniss
avant que ses yeux physiques eus
v aout Maroon cat oSnQot Emma Il
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1890-03-15
-IE-
Serment dune Mere.
Par A. MATTHEY.
[Suite.1


TN malhenr! All! mais vOus
ne aaveZ done rien ! balbutia la
baronne avec un accent de decep-
ton ct un geste de brusque decou-
ragement.
-Calmez-vous, madame, fit lie
docteur Renout. Eudoxie, puis-
que tel est son nom, sort settlement
DUN long ct lonrd sommejl, ct ne
peut savOir ce lui s'est passe,
pendant que ce sommeil, don't j'ai
ell tant de peine a la sortir, la
rendait insensible 4 tout ce qui
s'accomplissait GU Sc disait aupres
d'elle, ct CONNIE morte.
-Cest vrai !! repondit Ia jeune
mere. Eudoxie, ecoutez moi bien,
comprenez moi bien, on vole ma
petite Anna!
All! mon Dieu! repondit la
nourrice, en- voulant Sc redresser
complement mais la force lui
manqua, ct ellie retomba en- arriers,
encore un peu engourdie. On a
VOC Anna! Comment celia ? Qui
celia?
lie commissaire de police inter.
v.nt 4 son tour.
GEES. justement pour le savoir
nous vous interrogeons mon enfant,
lui dit-il avec douceur.
All mon Dieu! balbutia. ellie.
ESt-ce qu'on m'accuse
! -Nullement, ma chere enfant,
reprit le commissaire, soupconnant
bien ce qui Sc passait dams lie
cerveau de la nourrice. Je cherche
quel est Fauteur du rapt, atm de
rendre sa file a votre maitresse :
que vous aimiez bien, n'estce pas
/ Madame est 81 bonne repll.
qua la BretOnne avec un accent de
islncerite inlubitable. Tout le
monde Paine.
LIE commissaire, yOyant que la
nourrice Sc TaSSurait davantag ge.
Que ses idees devenaient plus net.
ties, lui posa supplement cette qnes
ton:
Nous vous priOns de rappelel
vos souvenirs, ct de nous dire toot
ce que vous savez jusqu'au mo-
ment OH vous vous 6tes endOrmie
Eudoxie parut hester, cherchel
avec effort. Tout a coup son visa
Sc s'eclaira.
-Je me rappelle, repondit-ell'
vivement.
Tout le monde Sc pencha instinc
tlvement vers ellie, CONNIE suspen
du 4 ses levres, d'ou allait, san
doute, s'echapper la revelation
attendue.
-Parlez! s'ecria Nine Riva
darcOs.
/ -Quelqu'un est entr6...
-Quelqu'un ,
-Oui! Je vols maintenant. l.
souvenir me revient cOmplet.
-Connu de vOus?
Non.
I'm homme, une femme?
demanda M. Rivadarcos dune vol
creuse.
;, -Une femme!
-Et vous ne paviez jamais vue
-Jamais i!
-Vous en- etes bien certaine
-Absolument. Ellie await U
:. :. aspect qu'on n'oublie pas.
!. Emma ct son mari ouvralent
Y bouche pour interroger, le commi
10 saire de police eleva la voix.
Par grace! dlt-il, laissez- IN
continuer pinterrogatoire. Ce
vaudra mieux ct, d'ailleurs, c'e
mon devoir.
Monsieur ct madame Rivadarc'
Sc turent, sentant bien cue lie san
, froid leur faisait default, ct gu
. valait mieux que le magistIat, do
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1890-03-15

vons n'aviez jamais rehcOntree
chez votre maitresse, nj ailleurs,
est entree ici, lOrsque vous etlez
scale?
-Oui, monsieur.
A quelle heure?
-Je ne sails au juste. II y await
ptu de temps que Lnisa mavait
quittec.
Comment est ellie entr6e !!
-Mais :. par la porte.
-Je veux dire. Est-elle entree
naturellement, tranquillement, ou
avec precipitation :
-Je mai pas remarque; je lni
Journals le dos, ct c'est au bruit
qu'elle fit en- ouvrant Ia porte que
ie me retournai, croyant que c'etait
Lnisa, ou madame, qui revenait.
Lorsqne je l'apercns, ellie etait deja
au milieu de Ia chambre, tout pres
de moi.
-Qu'est-ce que c'etait que cette
femme
-Une femme ties bien, une
dame 4 coup sur, que je pris porr
une des invites de la soiree.
-Jeune, ag6e
-Plut6t jeune, tres belle, autant
que je pus en- juger, sous un wolfe
de dentelle epais.e qui csuvrait IL
haut de son visage ct ses epaules
ct qu'elle semblait avoir iete SUI
ellie, CONNIE font les danes, pour
eviter un reimbursement, quand
ellss quittent 10 salon, Oh il fail
unc chaleur etouffante.
Ellie etait done Ell toilette dc
bals
-Oui monsieur, quoique tout Ell
noir.
La taille elegante, interrompi
Rivadarcos, les cheveux ct les yeu1
tres noirs, lie TENT pale, Faccen
stranger.
All! monsieur la connait, re
pondit la nourrice, CONNIE un pei
rassuree.
-C'est bien ellie murmura II
banquier, les mains cIispees e
tremblantes.
Ellie vous a parle ? Que YOU
a.t-ele dit /? continua le commits
saire de police.
VOLTA, monsieur. Je la regar
dais avec etonnement, me deman
dant pourquoi cette belle dam
yenait ici. Alors ellie me dit:
Ma bonne, je suis une ami
de Mme Rivadarcos, votre maj
tresse, ct je viens voir ses deu
pe,itcs files ct les embrasser, Ca
lie ne les connais pas encore
Vous allez me les montrer I?
oh! rinfame murmura la b,
rome.
-Continuez
En- disant cola, cette dam'
iuui await nne figure tres sympa
thique ct Pair tres CONNIE il fau
vous comprenez, je n'avais aucul
mefance, me prit par la main. .
| fs un movement, j'avais senti III
llegere piqore au doigt.
I -J'en 6tais sur! fit le docte
Renout.
! Moi aussi! repondit comm
un echo lugubre la voix du bal
!, / quier.
LIE docteur Renoud await sal
/ les mains de la nOurrice ct les in
pectait avidemenr.
-Tenez! dit il brusquemel
voici la petite cicatrice. Ellie e
presque invisible.
LIE commissaire s'etait pencil
! Ii apercut, en effet, un tout pc
l point lougeatre, semblable a ce
que laisse l'introduction dams
chairs dune fine aiguille.
-Qu'est,ce que celia signifi
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
A Noted Soldier

Frederick the Great had the happy
faculty of surro unding him self with
able men. Like Napoleon he was
good judge OF human nature, and he
was rarely deceived. One OF his most
valued assistants was an English.
man, James Edward Keith. This
young man engaged in a revolution
in England, and barely escaped with
his life. Then he served under the
car in his wars upon Poland and
Turkey; but considering himself the
victim OF injustice, he resigned and
accepted the position of Il I'D mar
shall in the Prussian army. Fred
erick the Great made him his favor.
tie companion, and they Travelled to-
gether incognite. >through Germany,
Poland and Hungary. Keith invent
ed game resembling chess, which
SO delighted the king that he had
some thousands of men cast in met
al, by which he could arrange battles
and sieges. The British field mar
shall managed the admirable re-
treat ofthe army from Olmutz in the
presence of superior force, without
the loss OF single gun, and he took
part in all the great battles OF the
period. He lost his life in the des-
perate fightat Hochkirchen on Oct.
Il, 1858. Keith was of middle
height, dark complexion and strong
ly marked features. His presence of
mind was remarkable, andh his knowl-
edge deep and varied, while his mil
ltary talents and strict sense of hon
or made him take rank among the
first commanders of the day. His
brother, the lord marshal of Scot
land, once wrote of him: "My broth
er has lett me a noble heritage; after
having overrun Bohemia at the head
of a large army, I have found only
$40 in his purse" Frederick hon
ored Keith's memory by having
erected monument to him in Berlin
by the side of his other generals.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11

have you SO low an opinion of me-.
are you such libertine yourself al
to suppose that to me marriage is
no impeachment to such liberties al
you have just insulted me by tax
ing?"
married. cried Joe. $50 Won
are married, Ivy. And 1 to know
nothing about it! Why did no one
tell me? Oh! Ivy, Ivy, how could
What are you saying, Mr.. Dali
ton? am not married; it is you
your ..
Here she broke down, her over
wrought mood gave away, and she
burst into hysterical sobs. !,
"Ivy, Ivy!' cried Joe 81 am not
married. Who ever told you so?''
and he caught the shuddering, trem-
bling form in his arms, and drew
the head down on his bosom. $50
this is the meaning of all this, YOUR
averted look this morning, and all.
L thought afterward that perhaps
you did not see me. Now, who told
you such an absurd story? I insist
on knowing.
''Mlss-Miss Simms," faltered Ivy,
as the sobs died away.
"Alvira! Well, I declare! And you
believed her?'
"She-she said that she saw the
bride last night-that you introduced
her to your mother as her new daugh,
ter; and then you were at church with
her this morning.
"Oh, that meddlesome old maidp'
ejacu lated Joe; "to think she should
have made you suffer all this, my lit
tile cllnging vine. Never mind, love,
we'll cut her acquaintance when we re
married."
But, Joe," said Ivy, affecting not
to hear the last remark, "who is the
lady? DO you know, I believe I'm
half Jealous of herr"
Jealous! well, you won't be so
long. That ladyis my mothers new
daughter, Ivy. She is brother Dicks
lovely little wife, whom my mother
had never seen before. They arrived
in New York last night from New Or
leans, and as Dick could not come
out till the midnight train, and
Edith Was anxious to get home as
soon as possible, acted as her most
dutiful escort
And Ivy, although she began her
Thanksgiving rather late in the day,
made up in intensity what was lack.
ing in length OF time.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
The Crank is Brave,

Let us cherish the crank. Let US
cultivate and corner him here in this
land where blessings are plentiful and
curses few. He is a being that never
lies still and never crawls. He may
be a kicker, a bucking broncho, a
wasp or an eagle, but he is never a
parasite or asnail. Whether he play
the part of the pestiferous gnat of
the trumpeting elephant. no man
can accuse him OF being a sneak, nor
an enemy in ambush.
He may be right or he may be
wrong; he may be a necessity or a
nuisance: but he is always frank,
fearless and fighter, striving
earnestly to enlighten and improve
the world.-Kate Fields Washing
ton. -.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
A Telegraphic Error.
eyes, indeed: send horse and G.

Yes, indeed: SEND horse and car
riage to depot" was the innocent
message that went to a lady in Uti-
ca not long ago. She was married,
and her husband, usually called Joe,
had been away from home for sever
al weeks. The wife had telegraphed
a lady member of the family to
come up and spend a few weeks with
her, and the answer was sent as
above. The Utica lady was pros
trated with grief when she received
a dispatch reading: Joe is dead.
Send hearse and carriage to depot"
Arrangements were made in hurry,
and the hearse and carriage were in
waiting when Joe. and the lady
stepped out OF the train. -Exchange
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
NY CREED.

What Is my creed, you ask, dear?
look in your grave, brown eyes
And believe-in your womanly sweetness.
Your purity. clear as the Skies
I've faith-in your true, brave heart denr,
Your life, with it's joys and tears:
And far beyond storm. mist and sunshine
Beyond weary days and long years.
hope-in q love that is waiting
With infinite tenderness there
TO comfort us both, you and me, dear.
For the burden he gives us to bear.
Willis Boyd Allen.
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Gaze on the gay gray brigade.
The sea ceaseth and it sufRceth
us.
Say, should such a shapely sash
shabby stitches show?
Strange strategic statistics.
Give Grimes Jim's gilt gig-whip.
Sarah in shawl shoveled soft
snow softly.
She sells sea-shells.
Smiths spirit flask split Philips
sixth sisters fifth squirrels skull
New York Ledger.
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WITT y
4>p&''>'
Making an Explanation.

Twas getting shaved in one-chair
barber shop in mountain town in
Kentucky, and there, was only one
other man in the shop besides the
barber. The process was about half
through when some one was heard
walking on the veranda which sur
rounded the shop, and pretty soon a
Withholding face peered through the
window.
"Say Bill, does he 'un want your"
asked the barber of the other man.
E'Who all is it?''
''Simmons, reckon"
''He 'un can't want me. I never
did nothin' to him.
"Stranger, does he 'un want your"
asked the barber OF me.
''Who: Simmons as you call him. :"
eyes,"
'Never heard of him. What is he
anyhow"
"Oh, he 'un lives back we're bit.
Great hand to shute. Had any
trouble with him?"
"No."
"Well, I'll go out and explain to
he un. Might shute through the
window if l didn't
He put down his razor and went
out, and when he returned Simmons
was with him. The shooter stepped
around and took a square look at
me, and then heaved a sigh of dis
appointment and said to the bar
Der:
''Tain't he'un Sam, but so mighty
'clus to it that I might hev popped
through the glass;
':Never does any hurt to explain
matters" said the barber in a re-
Elective way as Simmons went out.
-"He 'un killed two men in this chair,
and 1don't like the muss of it, That's
what | went out to explain-if you
was he 'un's meat, he 'un was to wait
and drap you outside" - Detroit
Free Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
WY'S MISTAKE.
A STORY OF THANKSGIVING
HANKSGIVINl

~AA A>N
eve in tn 9 old
S u n d e RI a n d
and
from cellar to
garnet foated
delicious odors
of roasting tu1-
key, of chickens
done to a tender
crisp in their own
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
Peculiar CollateralS.

Sam Johnsing-Say, niggah, can't
you lend me two dollahs for few
days?
Uncle Mose-I mout do hit, but
what security am yer gwinter gimme
dat yer don't skedaddle jes as soon
as yer has got de money?
Sam Johnsing-What security! Tie
glib you as security my sacred word
of honor as a gennerman and a par
OF ledder britches almos' as good as
new.-Texas Siftings.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
In a Hurry,

Foreign Agitator-"My friend, how
many hours a day do you work."
American Mechanic-"O, some
times six, sometimes eight, sometimes
ten, twelve, or fourteen depends on
how much l can get to do"
Foreign Agitator-"Slave! Slave!
You are only a slave. My mission to
this country is to form an organiza-
ton TO-"
American Mechanic-'I can't stop
to talk now. l must get around
with my deposit before the bank
closes."- PUCK.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
Something Unprecedented.

Ethelinda (handing her mamma a
letter)-Robert has proposed at
last.
Mamma latter reading it)-You
are mistaken in your belief that Rob-
ert is a college graduate.
GLOW do you know, mamma?"
"From the fact that ey cry word in
his letter is correctly spelled. -
Pittsburg Chronicle.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
A Foolish Doctor.

Puck: "a Brooklyn physician has
failed in business. From what
cause?" bad management. He
cured his only patient
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
Misunderstood,

West Shore: Deaf old lady lin
street-car accident): ooh, sir, can
you tell me what has happened?"
Pious gentleman: 'Pray calm your
self, madame: remember that kind
heaven bends over ALL" Deaf old
lady Ito female companion): "Mar-
tina Jane, what's that old fool say
in to me about mems overalls?''
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
For Agile Tongues.

Here are some sentences which
rival the celebrated "Peter Piper's
Peck Of Picked Peppers in testing
sthe agility Of the tongue:
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
On a Business Basis.

ut was a brave act, young man,"
said the grateful father, with deep
feeling. cat the peril otyour life you
rushed into the burning building and
saved my daughter. How can 1 ever
repay you?''
would a couple of dollars be too
much?' suggested the brave rescurer.
New York Mercury.
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Anger Appeased.


Habitual whistler-O-oo! Wha-
would you murder me?
Stranger with pistol)-Prepare to
die! I have sworn to kill the next
man l heard whistling "Annie Roo
;ney," and you are he.
Whistler-One moment. It was
not "Annie Rooney" I was whist
ling "Rock Me to Sleep" the air
that "Annie Rooney" was stolen
from.
Stranger-Eh? Do you consider
the author of "Annie Rooney a
thief?
Whistler-I do. ... .
Stranger-Come, have a drink
New York Weekly.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
In SOciety.

Observation-Disclosures, what was the
name of the new plant we got from
the florists to-day?"
Mamma-Really, daughter, I don't
know; but I should think YOU could
find it in the Encyclopedia Botanni-
ca that the bookseller sent up yes.
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
A Young Lady Who Was Posted.

Young Lady Who Was Posted.
First young lady examining d.
rectory in a drug store)-I cannot
find the name in this directory, Ethel.
Second young lady-No? What
shall we do?
First young lady-Let us go to
Hudnut's drug store and examine
their directory. They keep better
stock of everything .-New York
Mercury,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
A Womanly Answer.

Sophomore-I heard one of the
girl undergraduates making a truly
womanly answer the other day.
Junior-Indeed?
Sopomore-Yes; the professor in
astronomy asked her why the earth
goes round the sun.
Junior-what answer did she make?
Sophomore - because" - New
York Sun.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
Women in the Case.

He-"That man yonder was once
the wealthiest man in the Mormon
Church,
She-"What broke him?'
He-"A sudden change in fashions. y
-Munsey's Weekly.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
Hard to Please,

A tramp who had been taking in
the fashionable residence streets in
the city, stopped at the fence of a
Gwinnett County farmer and asked
for something to eat.
He was handed a plate filed with
bacon and greens and topped with a
pone Of corn bread.
II won't have it," said the tramp,
showing the plate from him in deep
ScOrn.
"What do you want, then?" said
the housewife.
Something better" responded the
tramp, as he turned his face to the
east and stalked proudly down the
road.-Atlanta Journal,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
Dumb Dialogues,


"Come off the root!' as the light
ming said to the single.
'1'm on to your as the flea re-
marked to the dog.
There's flies on you!" was the re-
mark the footlights made to the
stage.
you're off your nut!'' laughed the
axle to the wheel.
"You make me tired!' said the
wheel to the wheelwright.
"Get on to the jay!' remarked the
sparrow, to the thrush, as the blue
jay flew by.
Its nothing but a bluff" said the
chamois, as he looked over the edge
OF the precipice.
'1'm stuck on your smiled the fly,
when the sticky paper got in it's work.
Boston Traveller.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
His Angel Wife,

Wife-Before we were married you
said l was an angel, but you never
say SO now. .-s.. (. *.
Husband (tenderly)-No, darling,
but wish you were one.- Washing.
ton Post. ...
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-12-11
Got Off Easy,

The court-Guilty or not guilty?
Prisoner-Guilty.
Court-You fully understand the
mature OF the charge against you, I
presume?
Prisoner-I do.
Court And you still plead guilty
to having struck the blow which re-
suited in the death of Terrence
o'Shaunnessy, together with his
horse and load of hay?
Prisoner-I do.
Court latter a pause)-Well, while
the court would be justified IN pro-
'nouncing the full penalty of the law
in your case, still, as this is your first
,offense, and especially as there ap-
pears to have been some mitigating
circumstances, I am inclined to make
your punishment light. The SEN
tence OF the court is that you 90
free, but that your portrait he pub
lished in the ST. Louis daily neWspa-
.pers.-Whiteside Herald.
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tbs AoVIC9.
Du Sappy-Ah, doctah, I am aw-
fully afwaid that I, aw, might get
poisoned some, aw, day. What
should l, aw, do if l accidentally
dwank some wuff on watts?
Doctor-Run out into the yard.
But, aw, what foah, doncherkno?"
$50 as not to die in the house,
Lawrence American.
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his railing.
"Why don't you join our athletic
club. The initiation fee is only $1OO
and the monthly dues only $40"
II am afraid could never be an
athlete"
"Why not-shortness of BREATHE"
"Ah, no; merely shortness of funds.
Texas Siftings.