Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-05-24
pUNeENT PARAGRAPHS

Mr.. Oldbeau-"Ah, my dear NJ.
Southmayd, your face is the very MIR.
of TRUTH Miss Southmayd = nv.
when you are looking into it, sir.n-Rn.
ington Free Press.
Mrs. Maginnis johnny Oro,.
more Ike me every day." Mr.. Mac,.
nis-"That's fact. Nurse saws he 10.
his temper nine times in eleven minu,a'
yesterday. "-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Merchant Ito his clerk How %.
you take your nat off to that man whar
you know how he has cheated mags
"How can help taking my hat of IL
any man who can cheat you?"-FliA.
gende Blatter.
Judge (who is bald-headed)-,sr
half what the witnesses testify aeains,
you is true, your conscience must Ia
as black as your hair" Prisoner-aIt
a mans conscience is regulated nv his
hair, then your Honor hasn't got apv
conscience at all"
well. said Mr.. Hitler, angrily 10
his wife, "there isn't a person in this
world who regrets being married mora
than l do" Don't be too sure Of that
dear" was his better half's comment
''till you hear my opinion on the cues.
ton. '-Philadelphia Times.
You see, said the young man who
was applying for position, 1.-THE trouble
with so many men is that they lose their
nerve. Now, / never do that" And
it strikes me that you must have been
following these unfortunates around
picking up what they lost--WashingtOn
Post.
One may have scores of books which
be seldom or never opens from one end
of the year to the other. and yet without
them his power of literary production
would be hampered and impaired Only
true book users can feel the power that
there is in the mere presence of unused
books.
Gertrude (speaking of Beatrices
"hance") - What will Jack do now
that he has inherited all this money!"
Beatrice-"O, | shall just make him
give up all business and--and live like
a gentleman, you know" Gertrude
(quietly)-''I will be great change for
him. Boston Budget.
"A leading lawyer of the AndroscOg-
gin bar, who was thought some time ago
to be i'll beyond probable recovery, says
that among those who congratulated
him on his restoration to health was
good woman of Auburn. who offered this
tribute: well, Mr.. A.. If you had died
you'd have had very stylish funeral
Lewiston Journal.
One of the able habitues of the
press gallery at the Capitol has strik-
ing way of putting things. Speakingof
a Senator who is noted alike for wisdom
and long windt dness. he said "0h,
Senator - knows lots; there's no
doubt of it. The fact is, he knows so
much it's positively in the way. y
Washington Post.
Enthusiastic Proprietor-"What do
you think OF the new hotel?" Prospec-
tive Guest (diAidently)-Rathor fine"
E. P.-"Fine? Grand, | think! Did
you notice the fresco work in the din
ing-room and the new furniture in the
lallI I. " tbs, L nOIlCeu lucH-
F. P. ,persistently)-"Well, what do
you think?" P. G. (gloomily)-'O, |
suppose I'll have to pay for them before
| leave"
"A pompous fellow was dining with
country family, when the lady Of the
house desired the servant to take away
the dish containing the fowl, which
word she pronounced fool" as is com
mon in Scotland. Il presume, madam,
you mean fowl" said the sprig in a re-
proving tone. Very we'll" said the
lady, a little nettled, 'be it so; take
away the fowl and let the fool remain"
Sewing machine agent-"Good morn
NO, reverend sir. You know something,
10 you not, of society in this place
known as the Tattletown sewing cir
,le?" Reverend-'I do, young man,
To-" Sewing machine agent-'Then you
,an tell me, no doubt, what kindof sew
ing they particularly devote themselves
TOP" Reverend-'I regret to say, my
friend, that they devote themselves
most assiduously to sowing the seeds Of
scandal. Richmond Dispatch.