New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-07
THE T1LK or The DAY

Fathcr-Nv son. you must not dispute with your
mother in that way. Doy-But shes in the Wrong
Father That makes no difference. and you might as
vcl learn. mv child. once for al. that when aHy
SAYS thing q, 80. 10 is 80. even II u ISN'T '"'-ul'N
u.rp. Thl, tory was better originally tod II
,,,. , small boy who exclaimed. Its 50. because
mother saws it', 50. and even If it isn't so. If mother
say, ir- 90 it's -o.'
ON, Couc,'ng- Colicctor-Mr. lIardup I'M
Mrs. ihnlrp. 40. he's ont collecting.
C-IaIs What YOU told me the Last time was
"'' Mr.. m.-Yc.
and lie time before that
q rarc,-iically He don't seem to have much sue
Mr.. n. Ia. she slams the door fir his faccl-seems
T., lave IA. mucl su,,c,, as you have lcAas sit
ln->.
,,-i,o~ io The Christian Union7 thinks that the
t d..,i.va,l IL CITY doctors of medicine ought 10
,,. tho rafne Of the medical school which graduated
Them and thc year in which they received their
diploma.. \ special inspector of signs who might
we'll he n vourg doctor waiting for patients could
SEQ That the law enforced. and conld also detect
fraud i'm the ttle Of institutions. But he himself sug
-cst fine fatal objection to this idea The recently
'.r,,,t.a nhv.,cans and all the physicians who arc
r,du,tci rom inferior institutions would kick vsor-
ously AGAINST the regulation
10 yiu soon Be iIcrc.-Prcscntly the census akcr
WIN ~" l',, The f,.lovins viii Ice in order:
rcn.u. falcl- Have Nou chlcrcn'
Momui-i Yes. q son.
Census tahcr-lalc or female
Woman Male
Census tahci~ Nec ..
Woman Two years and a half.
census .tulcr- Married or sin-lc'
C N'.', taer closing boo0-rlats all right Thanks.
-TcAu, Siiiiis'.
, pr..io, newspaper tells this story "Thcrc
arrived last evening at the Hotel de lEuropc the
widow 81 a merchant of the ncishborhood for short
.oiourn in our town. accompanied by her only
dauchter Asked 10y the obllslng clerk To put her
own with fine lady's name record among the lists
If Quot. he added after her own signature 'Mer
rhont vidow from Dmitrowsk accompanied by her
unmarried daughter. Jasha. nineteen years OF age,
10000 ro,bl,. dowry. Of fair compleAion with light
hair and blnc eyes turncdup nose. dimpled checks.
M other bodily defects or special marks
m- Honor. limo Was rrcci2g, .ooN =, So ,r We,
acncs in a cas-, that Wa, being tried before HIM. and
when that had been m f,S"r Of P . q" Ellen" r
the Judge listened patiently for half An hoir. and
him. \ few minutes later he interrupted the lawyer
Gentlemen when Won finish your speeches You
will find my decision written ON thl' piece ei paper.
Yon viii have to excuse me for awhile. as have
have concluded. AMI viii return and sentence the
prisoner"
unnecessary to mention the id'l tidt another
younr LAWYER had his finest EFFORT cut >hort-.Atanta
Constitution.
The people of st. Clements Ritnalistic Church in
phladclpha fear that the "Cowlcy Fathers who
are IT., present pastors, will soon withdraw, because
Father Benson of England. their superior. desires
them TO ENGAGE in more dtinctvcy missionary work.
Mi, sharpc-Oh how do you do. Mr.. sissy lon
are not looking very we'll .
Mr.. SoSN-NO, Mis-, NlhNpc, I've cold or some
thing In me head
Miss sharpe CcamIy)-I think it must be a cold
Munseys Weekly.
SAYS "The salt Lake Evening Tines: "Therc
wa. never city in the Union that has changed. as
has salt Lake from II sleepy overgrown village to u
metropolitan city, in short time. Where but q
few wears ago the common onc-story adobcs or the
dlncy fame dwellings the only structures that
created the eve to-day large business blocks elegantly
constructed arc seem The dirt paths along the
street are suppanted by wide walks, and the patient
horse which. IA decade ago. with difficulty hauled a
little dlngy omnibus from place to place con
tentcly munchcs oats while the electric motor dashe
across the city with its loads of humanity
Railway Ofical-Is this the man that has Just
saved the train from destruction
several Bysiandcrs-Nes. this is the man.
Railway Official with cmotion)My friend. You
have saved a hundred human lives and many thousand
dollars worth OF property | will see that v, arc
rewarded TO subordinatc) wilkins. take sIp ,ol-
lection among the passengers.-l Chicago Tribune