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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28
BRIGHT BITS.

The INDIANS are INDUCING in ghost dance
and the whites exspeetre to have trouble
Ptttsburg Chronicle.
WHEN it comes t. a question of society the
best is not always the cheapest. Rochester
| Post-ErpfeSs.
kansas elected more ladies to ONCE this year
thaa at any preceding election Whatever
| else Kansas m1n may lose faith in, he never
doubts the ability ofthe girls. ''-Kdnsas city
! Times. Et~
| HIS FIANcEE-Are you sure you would love
me just as tenderyif our conditions were re-
yersed-if you were rich and were poor?
He-Reverse our conditions and try me-
| Brooklyn Life.
Mrs. De FADD-What an eccentric person
Mrs Homebody is.
Mrs. Denania- Isn't she the oldest creature
She isn't making collection of anything
| AeC York Week'g.
''CAS your little brother talk now?"
Yes. He can say some words real we'll :"
what are they?'
Il don't know. They're words never heard
before. "-Harper'S Youdg People,
LOOK HERE! You just jabbed me in the eye
with your umbrella
Too bad Here's my fathers card He's an
eye doctor, and if you'll use my me he II give
you bottom rates, "-PhiItdelphiG RecJld.
YOUNGER SIsrER-Thanksgivin is oil nom
sense. What have to be thankful for, I should
like to know?
IIkueT olSJtI-a ROOl zeal. on are UlT6e
years youn ger than am.-MWipseV's Weekly
''ON what ground. Mr. Cautious, do you pro-
pose to break our engagement?H
There is 10 ground, Miss 8ellows; that's the
trouble. / had supposed when we became en-
gagged you owned large farm.-The Epoch
BINao-If l were rich just one little hour.
Kingley-I should like to know wnat good
that would do y9l
Bingo-Wen, I'd spend lust about fifty-fve
minutes In making my property over to my
wife.-Hajper'S BGzGr.
FRIEND TO ARTIsr-She is a pretty enough
girl, but there is no contrast in the picture.
You should put in some ludicrouS accessory, so
as to bring her out.
Artist TO Friend-Perhaps that's good idea.
Stand just as you are for moment and I'll
sketch you in.-HGrper's Monthly.
LADY-You're very late this morning, Annie:
| did the alarm clock fail to wake you?
Servant guess you didn't set it last night,
ma'am.
I'm almost certain did. How do you know
| that it didn't go off without disturbing yonP'
Why, I've been awake for two hours listen
| ing for it. -Btn0hGn,ton Leader.
FRIEND-If you are SO bad off. why don't you
apply TO your rich brother in Boston for assist
Poor Mani did write to him to assist me,
and what do you suppose got?
Friend-I have no idea.
Poor Mamie wrote to me that my letter
asking for assistance had not reached him.
TeIGS StfttRqs.
He desperately me the truth. Is it not
my poverty that stands between us?
She tsadly)-Y-e-s.
He with ray of hope)-I admit that l am
poor, and So unfortunately, is my father: but
have an aged uncle who is very rich and d
bachelor. He is very rich and cannot long sur
yive.
She (delghtedly,-H kind and thoughtful
you are! VIII you introduce me to him:-Netc
York Veek[U
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28
ingalls, and the Alliance.

The Kansas alliance is hostile to John
James Ingalls,. senator from that state.
The majority Of the legislature of Kansas
are alliancemen. They were elected with
the understanding that they would permit
Senator Ingalls, tn retire to private life. 1t
seems that the alliance looks upon him as q
monopolist and an agnostic.
But Senator ingalls, is a very smart man,
and he doesn't want to be retired. He has
all idea that he is peculiarly fitted for
shining in the Senate, and it must be ad-
! mitted that he shines there with good
deal Of brilliancy.
A dispatch was published the other day
which contained the statement that Mr..
Polk. president of the National Farmers
Alliance, was working for Mr.. Ingalls, re-
election, and that the Kansas alliance felt
that President Polk was meddling with
matters which did not come within the
range of his legitimate duties.
Is it not a little remarkable that these
alliance bosses should be sticking their
fingers in every pie! In this state Dr. Ma
cune, it is alleged, Travelled all the way
from Washington to assist Col Livingston
and other state alliance bosses to elect Mr.
Calhoun senator. Very properly the alliance
men of the legislat re sat down uponMacune,
Livingston, and others, and they are not in
quite as high favor with the alliance of the
state es they were before they undertook
to boss the alliancenel of the Legislature.
The first thing the alliance bo. SEES aim to
do is to get Offices for themselves. and the
next Is to say who shall have the Offices
they cannot get or do not want. Alliance
men will begin to think after awhile that
the main object Of these leaders is to sd-
vance their own fortunes
1t may be that President Polk will be able
to break the alliance ranks in Kansas and
open the way for John James Ingalls,
return to the Senate. If he
does it is within the bounds of probability
that President Folk will be invited to retire
to the shades of obscurity. The rank and
file of the alliance are slow to act, but il
they feel they are being imposed upon by
those in whom they trust, forbearance will
cease to be one OF the virtues which com
mand their respect.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

When a man voluntarily attempts to
starve himself just to show people that he
can go hungry, he really deserves to suffer
all the consequences. One thing Is certain:
Though he may get a little cheap notcriety
he assuredly cannot get fat that way.
Succi. the Italian amateur cadaver in New
York, is rapidly making room in the world
for another man. From 1471S he has re-
duced his weight to 1917 pounds within
twenty days But he gets the notoriety he
Graves. Regarded as a freak, he gets all
sorts OF cranky propositions through the
mail. Que came from two simple sisters
who offered to play the piano for him. Only
think of man starving to slow music. He
says be intends to visit music hall at the
expiration of forty-six days and allow the
public to see him eat. If he doesn't ride all
the way some stray dog along the route is
likely to devour him for bone.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Now that unfortunate Ray Hamilton's
adventurous wife" is again at large we
may expect to hear soon that some Other
equally susceptible and foolish gudgeon has
been hooked and landed. That any person
claiming an iota of selt-respect could sign
petition for the pardon of such creature
is almost incredible. Yet it was done.
Thus she gained freedom. Such woman
is capable of incalculable harm and should
have been kept confined as long as possible
for the good Of the public Now she will
Immediately procsed to grasp for Hamil-
tons estate. but it is unlikely that she can
get any of 1t.
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Silence In Valhalla.

". W., an the academy.
(Which things are an allezory Gar. iv. >
The Teasing has ceased in Valhalia,
The joy is all d ID:
The gods have grown feeble and palld,
And hope lieth dead.
He can never return to bless us,
Great Baldur the bright:
The whole world groaneth in darkness
Day becometh as night.
We knew that the doom it was certain,
The Norns never lie;
That the tn cad of his life should be broken
And Baldur must die.
For Loki was subtle as always,
And stronger than might
Is his craft; 1t slumbereth never,
In darkness or light.
The sun hath grown cold In the heavens,
The arrow is sped;
gray pail it hath fallen upon US
Now Baldur is dead.
1t availeth US little that Loki
Lies bound and is pain,
For naugnt can bring back the departed
Our grief is in vain.
But the Norns they have told us all things.
The time draweth nigh
When the COON that was spoken It faIIeth:
There ariseth cry.
From the earth-the gods do not hearken.
All silent their breath,
AS calmly they gaze from Valhalla,
Awaiting their death.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

How Moses Picked Up a Bear Trap.
had jus; eaten dinner with Mississippi
planter. says the New York Sun, and we sat on
the veranda smoking. when q colored man
came up, pulled of his hat. and said:
| 'Majah. lie dun heard somebody shoutin'
ober bI de lower con crib"
| Sound like game:"
He do, sab. Reckon IL dun hurt his feel.
| ms" e
Very well. William: I'll go down there
i didn't ask what it was, and the major
didn't explain for some time. By and BY.
after We had thrown our cigars away he said:
The niggers have been stealing my CON and
we We got some game, aud we might walk down
that way" w
The crib was half mile from the house. As
we got near It we heard shout. and little
taOer caught sight OF a colored man sitting on
in the bear trap -''''
Good evening saluted the major as we
came up.
Good evenin'. Mai. Bush"
Fine weather for cotton
Mighty fine, majah. Has 20 dun got freu
Not quite. How's crops on the other side
Only tOlable. Majsh--ouly tolable. Bin
moas too wet wild US ober dar!H
- Any talk about election,'
anybody -'1'
You came over to see me about work. SUD-
pose?" sup
Vas. sah 1 did. Some of de hands was
a-sayln' yo' could put on a man or two"
80 can. What's that on your Leg Moses %
ON my leg? On which leg, Majahs''
''On the right
',oh. yes. I'd dun forgot all about it, 1 step
pea 10 lt down IN de woods, an was bringing 1t
up TO de house,
That is very kind We will take it off,"
1t took both of US to spring the Jaws and
tne mans leg seemed to have been cut TO the
bone He scrambled up, however, picked up a
stick for a cane, and said:
Much obleeged, majah. When shall cum?n
about Monday next, Moses"
Very well. Reckon I'll go home an make
all ready. Good evel Ia, all
We replied to his salutat!on aud he hobbled
of into the woods trying hard to whistle and
seem at ease
VIII he Gomez" | asked of the major
Not next Monday. He was in that trap
twelve hours and he won't d a stroke of work
for three long months"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Col. B. Bill is to take a whack at the
giddy old bucks on the Sioux reservation,
at the head Of the Nebraska state troops, of
which he is commandment, we are told. Col.
Bill can plug an Indian at long range with
the next man, and the red cusses know that
same. So they are not likely to monkey
with the colonel much if he turns out with
blood in both eyes. Since these Indians are
just spelling for fight and have no fash
ionable clothes to wear in the haunts of
civilization, why not let Col. Bill take them
to Africa, where the climate is comfortable,
and let them fight it out with the black citi.
zens who are fond of a round-upg
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NDEy TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

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German newspapers are loudly protesting
against tine exorbitant fees that physicians
are demanding for treatment by the Koch
method. There should be some legal method
of stopping such overcharges. Because a
man chances to be dying by inches, physi-
clans should not be allowed to take advantage
of that circumstance to extort from him all
that he has. That is tantamount to high
way robbery. 1t is virtually the road
agents demand of "your money or your
life," put in another way.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

English physicians who have visited DR..
Koch at Berlin write to Birmingham
paper TO say that ''Some cases of phthisis
and Of lupus vulgaris have PROFESSIONALLY
improved under the treatment, but with
respect to the latter we have seen nothing
that might not be due to the relatively
favorable hygienic conditions under which
they were placed Other cases up to the
present have derived no marked benefit, but
it must be remembered that the first case of
phthisis was injected as recently as Sept. Is
last, and the great majority of cases much
later. It is not improper to caution the
public that the proceeding is not without
risk, and though the danger is not unavod-
able, it is certain that an indiscrimina @ APP
plication Of the method would be followed
by many deplorable aud fatal accidents"
This is the reason assig neil by DR.. X ,ch for
not Immediately making public his discov-
cry. 1t seems to be quite sufficient.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Lymph from Berlin has been applied by a
physician at Kansas City with good results.
About half drachm was injected into the
shoulder-blade of a patient far advanced in
consumption. Almost immediate improve
ment was visible. Within few minutes
the patient was greatly relieved. Row
much of this was duo really to Imagination,
and what part is attributable to actually
beneficial effects, can only be surmised. But,
as the treatment is to be continued, we shall
see how it eliminates.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Buenos Ayres is said to be in trouble.
Several credit houses have closed. There
was such a tumult on the bourse that the
police were called upon to quell the dis
turbance. Another dispatch says that
President Pellegrini has issued a decree
snppre'sing the publication of the official
bourse quotation of the premium on gold
and obliging bill discounters to quote paper
exchange on Europe. Baring's difficulties
seem likely TO swamp somebody vet. Still
there is little. if anything, to be gained by
tuppressing the truth.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Tuesday morning the two Brazilian war
ships, Aquidaban and Guaaabara, cast
anchor in New York harbor They were
saluted by the Dolphin and Yorktown of
the United States navy. They come to
bring to the President a medal from the
President OF Brazil, in acknowledgment of
our national friendliness in recognizing The
new republic, Such visitors are always
cordially welcomed to the Land Of the
Free"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Hon. William T. Crawford, democratic
congressman-elect from the Ninth district
of nth Carolina, has entered Che law
class at the North Carolina University, and
hopes to complete the course before entering
congress. He is said to be young gentle
man of decided ability and one of the best
stump speakers in the state. MIR. Crawford
was elected to congress by large majority
in republican district over Mr.. Ewart, the
present member. That's the sort of man
that really deserves to get on in the
world. And he generally does.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Black Candidate Langston is making an
other contest in the Second congressional
district of Virginia, just for what money
he can fitch from the national treasury by
it. He probably knows, as well as anybody
else. that he has no earthly chance of get
ting the seat. Nevertheless, he expects to
get handsome sum as expenses of the
contest So long as this practice is Above d
contests will be instituted upon the fiimsiest
pretexts. Something should be done to
stop that sort Of robbery.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28
: rocco Tea,

Direct from our own gardens in India and
Ceylon, has established its supremacy over
all other teas in Great Britain and Ireland
and the continent of Europe. 1t is also
used by the cream of New York society. In
sealed packets oufy. Davidson & Co., 1896
Broadway, New York. Savannah agents,
Lippman Bros. Retail Depot, Lvingston's
Pharmacy.-Ad
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OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

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New York. All advertising business outside of
tbs states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
lima will be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

With all toe glaring inaccuracies of
the census that have been exposed
still uncorrected, it does not seem pos
sible that even republican congress
can have the audacity to attempt a
reapportionment of congressional repre-
sentation. Should such an outrage BE- at
tempted it would drive democrat ic local
legislators to gerrymandering in self-de-
tense. If for no other reason than to
obviate this the republicans should refrain
from such action until the census is cor
rected.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Birchalls widow has gone to England. She
still believes him innocent. 1t is well that
she can, If it's any satisfaction to her.
Nevertheless the authorities choked him off
aud Canada's satisfied. And then there's
Birohall himself-he amt a-kickin',
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

There are lis women on the worlds fair
commission. By tho time they can get
their bonnets OF and their hair properly
suoothed, preparatory to entering a meet
lug, and then get their drapery so arranged
as to sit down it's about time to adjourn.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28
A Doe.eone Poor Show.

From the PhilddelDhiz Press (Repl
Mrs. Langtry's defense in the suit by Robert
Buchanan. growing out of her refusal to produce
play By him in New York, was that she could
not procure dog In America capable of play
ing toe part of a canine pct. Evide atty a puppy
would not do or the Jersey Lily would have been
suited without difficulty
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Judging from the returns. it appears
that the most lawless and benighted
people in the mountain pastures
of Kentucky are republicans No wonder
that the Intelligent people of the state turn
out $4,000 democratic majority to suppress
such an ignorant mob.
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They Gradually Parted

eyes. love, will be brave but it is so hard. y
Il know, dearest, but it must be-; fate de-
crees it." In an emphatic splutter: 81 ha ate
fa-ate"
There, there but my grille doesn't hate her
boy?"
20, no, no, no, no, no, no! How can you ever
say it?"
prolonged silence; two shadows blend as one)
alleges Judge.
well, the sad words must be said; goo"
20. no, don't say them; they are too cruel 81
What shall | say, swset?"
Say-say-O, can't bear itl'
There; let US both be brave Time NAV
separate us, but, dear, eternity will unite us
forever"
20. how good and grand you arer'
With an endeavor at a lighter mood: There
you've sad the first half, now I'll say the other
by"
That's a good-by-girlie
'Oh, you cute old darling''
(Sienca and shadows as bsfore)
by, love"
by, pet.''
by"
"B-by"
(Both together; BY"
And is this their last sad parting? All, what
releDt ess fate could separate two such loving,
young, brave hearts?
No, sympathetic reader. it is not their last II
istheir first and only, far since their engage
ment six hours previous at 9p. m. And 'relent-
less fate is the necessity her cute old darling'
feels of getting home in time TO change his dress
suit. take nap, and get down to the office at
730 to earn the daily fraction of his 50 rs per
week,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

New e lgland descendants of the pilgrim
fathers are to erect statue to their ances-
tors at Delfthaven, Holland, in honor of
their departure for this land of liberty and
protective tariff. In those days there was
no prohibitory tariff to keep them out.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

PostoffiCes are to be established on the
Transatlantic liners for the distribution Of
mail. Now the passengers can add to the
orthooox diversions Of al ocean voyage the
dear delight Of staggering up to the post
Office five or six times day. But they will
not get any letters.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Senator Daniel Of Virginia is accredited
with tie statomol 1t that "if the democracy
can handle the tariff aud the currency we'll
it can elect any good candidate in 1892"
In the vernacular of Oracle Dana, that
goes without saYing.n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Thanksgiving was well-developed and
very well-finished day. No distressing
casualties were reported except one base
ball game between unripe experts and the
usual carnage attending such sanguinary
conflicts.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

One of the Smiths is forger. Knowing
that he belonged to large family, however,
ne went in for big pile. He got $500, 200
in New York. But the queerest part of it
is that man with all that cash was con-
victed in forty-five minutes. What's the
use of having lots of money and relatives
anyhow.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Hearing OF the continuous grind of news
paper work, MIR. Gladstone has presented
Poet Eugene Field with an ak with Latin
inscription and a whole lot of rust on it.
1t is one that the grand old man has fire.
quently used to chop down trees. Now MIR.
Field viii have an ak to GRIND.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Ghosts are said to be frightening Rhode
Island hamlet to death. There is also a
hamlet up in South Carolina that has rather
ghostly and frightened-to-death appear
auoe
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-28

Who's the wheezy journeyman fiddler in
this red Injun ghost dance, anyhow? He's
responsible for all this misery. Some fddlers
are enough TO set any mortal crazy at the
first seance.