Mohave County miner. [volume] (Mineral Park, A.T. [Ariz.]) 1882-1918, 1890-06-21
Wtr AND HUMOR.

v.,v ssv women understand tho an
a ~sffine ~ jcks sr . strees'cs'
Issrs Haats ExprssA
HI that d slow 70 anger reeI
nj ths IdIocy incident 70 sW
hesd.-Oa Csly Blissord.
We often repent Of what We Paw
..,d ,ns nsysY Of that which We have
not said, --besssr Road.
Tn. oueen Of Ill bees 10 the husnng
Ihss. You can Distinguish her ~ Doe
ted ear.--LoscsH CsfissS.
The difference between liar ana Z
hynosri,s Z thst tho liar 10 not alwsyf
issurabIe. - Washington Star.
Theirs sfs some men TO whom ioas
Of their regulations would mesn m'gnV
GOOD luck Rashingto1 Posf.
so,uetimes the lover who b nree.
With passion for the daughter y poI ou'
by the father. - ttsbUro DsspofcA.
The essiest money to spend end TIC,
h.ydsst money TO save b that which w
nave not vel earnsd.--N !. Ledger.
Bcssis---.Did ron miss your erss
husband very muchf LulU ~ ~
until after married my second.--i"
Epoch.
You MAY not have noticed 4. but you
ali and that the man who shakes HANDS
| he hardest II the hardest 10 sha'se.-'
| Richmond Recorder.
Brips,-sI did not sss you ct church
last Sunday" Braggs--"Noi! dans
ret In until you had gone TO Sleep.
Isrre Haass Ezpress.
Uisa settled fact that few peoplq
can practice what they presch--ant!
most men don't dare preach whss sney
practice. --Ashidnd Press.
Odd, isn't It, that smong the German
and cclorcd barbers there are No Cian.
ns-Gael men. though jhsy ere IL heS'
The mouse that gets caught In Q trap
can never b. 70 young that ~ frIends
will not say 1t was old enough TO hsvs
Known DECENTRALIZATION 0loos.
| A Bare suppcsition: Mrs. Hgg--
what State Is the Cherokee Strip 10.
Aear9s Mr.. Figg-''A stats Of nature,
suppcss. TsrTe Hante Ezprsss.
Reversing the Process: Widow with
dig children Ito suitor)-"You love me,
George. and ask me to be your wife
We'll, then. ask my childrcn."-H l.
Tribune.
The good ara said to be happy; but
Il Il probably not because they spend
their time thinking how much better
they are than the rest Of humanity
Boston Transcript
nAud you say you would die for mefr
.Dsrling. would with delight, =
.IThen give me that test Of your a6ets
dion and I will never wed another. -
rtttsburg Dispatch.
| Papa" said the little ono. twill
there be newspapers IN Heayen!'
perhaps. my child, but there will be
. new Get Of editors and reporters.
DIXON Telegraph.
These cigars only cost % cents.
said WHEY. "Soi Why there are leaft
hundred different scents TO each
cigar" returned Hubby, and Wiley
wept.-M y Commercial.
| A Miss Tardy of Boston has sued .
DR.. Early OF the same city for breach
of promise of marriage. ATardy mits
can never expect to catch the Early
worm.-Peoria TranscrIpG
Eyes, we two boys were thrown To.
gether q good deal when We went 10
school IN the country" '.ln the Same
class. ebP" '.No; we rode the samA
mule. "--Detyoa Free Press.
| Minnie-'.How did you enjoy tt.
play?" Mamie-"Not bit. II turned
out to be pantomime, and all the talk
ing we could do didn't annoy anybody
bit. "-4srye Haate Express.
II seem very popular with your
fathers dog" said Herbert to Mabel
"Indeedp" yes; the last time trick
TO take my leave be did his best u
detain me. p Washington Post.
| McFingle--I am going 10 fit up {
card-room. What sort Of tables woIls
you advise me to get?" McFangle--
whats the matter with plain. square
deal ones.r--Lawrence american.
| Benevolent Lady have been try
Ing to find the Old Ladies' Home. Thl
is II, isn't it2" Doortepder o
madam. This Is the stage door OF til,
Spectacular Theater."--N y Weekly
i Erratic Genius--"I never use note
book to jot down my ideas. I find
handler to make notes on my cuffs.
His Friend latter glance at the cuffs
What withf Chalkf"--Ter Hast
Ezpress. 1
| II love this old horse said IL
Colonel. Il feel that he saved nv III
at Gettysburg" Howl" He kIcks,t
|, me in the stomach before the battle 3,
that couldn't 20 on the field, and nj,
substitute got shot In the neck. W. sl,9
Ter.
Pessimistic Auditor (at concsrt) :
Seems to me that Is a mighty shor
program, considering the price thu,
Charge Optimistic Auditor--ssO. vi
can easily get the worth Of our mono
Just encore everything."-M y. Wetl
~. (
Il The Rev. Mr.. Slim-s.You must "a
member. my young friend, that Ia
soul Is the bodyis guest. /" Rowe Bus
Cooking him over)-"well. It mus
sometimes make very impolits rehec
tons on the accommodation. d. os,,
Tdttle.
u There are grave fears Of an ins,irrec
ton In Spain owing to the King hayin,
reached the age ut which his saving
strike his mother as worthy of repesi
tlon. The strain upon tho loyal sub
lects u said to be TOO great for them I,
bear.--Lys.