The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-12-11
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vsaiiss ,eonl ssy. mister. no soisg q
slssp here. This sit't 20 church.
--copsrss1sa Wiisy ssys cossrsss h
10 plsos ior . poor msn. and suil sons
very poor men sei into Congress.
The nss vho ,siss 10 drovn h.s sor'
rose 10 drist. should secllect that aleo'
koi ). issi - liable 10 preserve - 10 arosI'
~, wss bloodihirsiy country editor
Who tntenGced 10 bis readers that "a
nuaber o. deaths ere npsvoidsbly post
ponoi
--Aou. cen any one Of the pupils tell
ne stsi 10 ncsns by tho nave of The
ehafohf The man ~to iskes up The col.
hcslcn
wLsn men are ~ good their obituaries
snd women are y good - The men thinh
they are. ,hs recording angel 10 Heaven
can ,.ke bic long needed vacation.
MIR. Joses taking Lis vs.eh IRON %,
der his pillow elk O'Clock. end no one
has conc 10 usls me yeti shall certainly
lose the train u they don't come coon.
Watts - Do you believe every thing
your siie tells your Potts Everything
sIcrps Shen abe tells me ] an % idiot.
can't jas, 90 ths.. you know.
They are building . railroad 10 the
Holy land. aud 10 the future when man
goes dosn from jerusalem 10 Jericho be
will fall among Puilmsn palace car porssrs.
New Yorker You don't see any grass
10 our streets. spyvsyl She from Phil.
s1slpbisl Mo. Must BE- the climate. The
90 10 certainly rich enough:
Do you ihnk that literature 10 on the
decliaef ssked one .sspiralt Of another.
must ssy II appears so 10 me. Every
thing write seems 70 get declined.
"A conundrum. Husband = Il this can
ssd chicken OF csuned lobster. Etheli
Wife don't know. John. The label had
been torn "a the can before opened it.
The difference between = msu who
digs III tbs ground and one who digs In
books Is that tbe former digs Tor hire and
the latter tor lore
-H4sias. you are charged with stealing
Mr.. lsn's lawn mower. Have you .
lswy, No, sab. l din.t reslz, 'uufi
on d. sale oh da, mower. ledge. to hiAL
counsel.
-fauny Frenctnan Ito os,ler Who il
rubbing down bis horse) Pat. I'm afraid
you'te euryipg fsvor with that horse.
oss.or . Faith, mol I'm merely scrspin' ~
scquaintsnce
II hear deibys are going 10 be worn
very much. Glad to hear il; because !
don't expect to be able to bay new one.
and TIE oue have will jnst be 10 style, -
4 is very very much worn.
Distressed yonng mother, travelling with
weeping infant Dear. dear. / don't know
what 10 do with this baby. Kind aud
thong n,iuf bachelor in neat seat Mad,
anne ,haIl open tbs widow for yoni
"A fres, many people owe their lives
TO the, doctor, said Kickington. Ia he 40
able lbysiciarl IL isn't exactly that tha,
] fsiarrei to. Ie rs never 10 his Office
when you wsnt him.
The following written definition Of The
'bachelor' WA hsnded IN by . fiflh. grade
school boy: A bachelor il . man who has
no wife. nor wants no wife. nor cant get
no wife.
-Yschtman IN ordinary summer
weather sailing Is just ~ safe - carriage
ridire, in fact saief; yet somehow the girl.
don't seen, to care tor II. Lsndsmsn In
sailing q toat you bsvs 10 sas both nds.
don't your
Emsei.,.d invalid (juss arrived d ,he
sprioer): Il u ifne that drinking these
waters produces fs'' Native (ueigh. 250)
Produce f.,g Why. stranger. when !
came nr'e J only weighed eish. pounds
aud look at me nov.
Person - Don't you know il 10 very
wrong 81 you TO pnblish sdveriisemsnts
for liquor desloni Z ii.or Perhaps 1. 10;
but ] don'i knos he~ can manage to ray
my bills they have sgsins. me nnlsss I |
let iaem lskc Il on, 10 advertisements.
fiu.hstd &, the ses,hors) Well, my
deal. hos do you feel aimee W are hsls3
Qni,e we'll already What shame Here
vs have gore aud engaged our rooms ior
four weeks aud you arc nov veil. and 70
Lsvs been here only three days.
Poetic wisdem. -Dssbcs (s,rugsliDg |
srtis, sbst do 700 supposs The poet
meant BY tbs words. Art is long. but life |
IL a-e,ius' Frank Friend (exsminine |
Dsuber's last pic.ure) ! think likely The |
poet meant thst life IL TOO short fos some
folts' 10 Learn 70 paint
BiraAiascp -Dont fret, my boy, Sasts
C1sus son, icrsa, you. Tommy Blsnhip.
sop ~ r,ght. Dad; ! ain's afraid
he'll I s the tia whistle l asked for; bot
l car seip being . ,rins nervous shout
bis rtoolec,ins the bicycle and The vsleh
srd chain.
-o.i Gross tpounding the table, III
yon ever wsrt 10 smouut 70 anything. tsts
thAi butter dish out Of your eye and drop