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Tonight and To-Morrow Nleht,

And each day and night during this week
you can get at all druggists Kemp's Bal
sam Tor the Throat and Lungs, acknowl-
edged to be the most successful remedy
ever sold for the cure Of Coughs, Group,
Bronchitis, Whooping Cough, Asthma
and Consumption. Get bottle today
and Keep 1t always 10 the house, so you
can check your cold at once. Price so
cents and III. Sample bottles free.
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WEDNESDAY. MARCH 70. 1890.

A8- Administrators and executors OF
estates who wish their notices to appear
in this paper Will please instruct the Sur
rOgate to that effect, as the law gives
them full control OF the business, and he
cans acts only with their consent or
throslgh their neglect.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-03-12

The ice for the entire Pennsylvania
Railroad system is being taken from Fife
Lake, In Northern Michigan. For some
time large force OF men has been enga-
gcd In cutting Ice, and cars are being
loaded every FIVE minutes.
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Clean sweep.

Some parties keeping adisorderly house
on Yo.k street, or rather York Road, re-
ccived a visit last night from our police
force, and soon found their way to the
cooler This morning at their hearing
before one OF our Justices OF the Peace,
one of the captured young girls gave
away some of the young men badly and
as the matter is not yet determined, others
may share the same fate. Men of doubt
full character must expect exposure sooner
OF later.
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1t Won't cost you one half as much.
Do not delay. Send three 2-cent stamps
for postage, and we will send you DIR.
Ksufmann's great work, fine colored
plates from life, on disease, its causes aud
home cure. Address A, P. Ordway &
Co., Boston, Mass.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-03-12
An unlookea for compl,ea.lon.

"He's an awfully smart boy. l dis
charged him from my employ and told
him I'd never take him back. Then he
eloped with mydaughter, and now I've
got to support him until he finds work"
Epoch.
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1t is reported that Hon. b. F. Howey,
OF Warren county, will receive legacy OF
$4,000 by the will of his aunt, Miss
Frances Stratton, who died few weeks
ago.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-03-12

Sheep-killng dog cost the township of
Mendham, Morris county, S646 for DANA
ges. Rather expensive dogs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-03-12

List Of letters remaining unclaimed In
the Post Office at Lambertville, N. j., fol-
thirty days:
Miss Flora B. Gilmore.
CHAs. A. SLACK. P. M.
LAMBKRTvILLE. N. j., March 8, 1890.
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Collector George II. Large has appointed
Andrew J. Briedenbach, of the Twelfth
ward of Newark, Deputy Collector Of In
ternsl Revenue
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PENNSYLVANIA.
For Ladies' to Read.

For Ladies' to Read.
TO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN
gentleman, Mr.. Avery, remodeled four of
our common sad irons. His work is just
elegant. l recommend you all to haze
your irons changed By Mr.. Avery. Also,
sells an iron CLOSER for the irons, good
article. Mrs. EDGAR TIrUs,
Union street,
Feb. I9. Lambertville, N. J.
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shoes! Shoesit
Go to No. AZ N. Union ST., for bargains
in shoes. will sell OF all Winter stock
below cost. Mrs. ii. B. CONNIE.
March 2-4t.
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Recent storms have taken great slices of
the bluff from In front of the Mansion
House at Long Branch.
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safe Investments.

HAte lnve5tmentss
Any one desiring good safe securities,
should carefully read the advertisement
OF the Equitable Mortgage Co., @. M.
HoIcombs, Agent, on another page.
February 20
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AT the oath Annual Meeting OF the
Lambertvllle Vigilant Society, held Fri
day, February 2sth, the following officers
were elected to serve for the ensuing year:
President-W. F. Hayhurst.
Vice President--R. II. Dilts.
Treasurer-Elbert Vert.
Secretary-S. A. Finger.
Directors-Jacob Servis, X. II. Van
Horn, Jos. r. Vert, T. r. Hunt. j. W.
Hunt.
The list Of pnrsners was incorrectly
given last week.
The pursuers appointed were as follows:
NEW JERSEY.
Up Rivers. F. Martindeli, Clark 7.
Hunt.
Down Rivers. 8. Van Horn, Geo. ".
Hunt.
York Road-John G. Holcombe, Ebert
Vert.
Turnpike--A. G. Gandey, L. A. Read
ing.
Rocktown-H. c. Dilley, Edgar S.
Titus.
Pleasant valley-Geo. L. Romine, Geo.
f. Keller.
Headquarters--J. w. Farlee. d. v. L.
Schenck.
Up Railroads.. q. Barber.
Down Railroads. Clark Pierson.
PENNSYLVANIA.
Up River-J. E. Stiles, ]. NJ. Lewis.
Down River-Peter G. Hoff, j. V. G.
Barber,
| York Road--Geo. w. Arnett, G.. j..
| Fisher.
| Middle Road--Amos Johnson, Chas. A.
Slack.
| Doylestown Road. w. Carroll, F.
| u Lar
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"A House for Rent. Apply to WILSON
BRAY. Feb. ~ If.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-03-12

A Belvidere man has St. Bernard pup
seventeen weeks old that weighs SO
pounds.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-03-12

Don't hawk. hawk, and blow, blow,
disgusting everybody, bet use DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy and be cured.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORs.

ESTATE OF ELIZA A. STOCKTON, DECEASED.
Pursuant to the order Of Isaac 8. C ramer sufro-
gate OF the County of Hunterdon, made on the
twenty-third day Of January, A. D., one thousand
70 all persons having claims against the estate OF
Eliza A. Stockton. late OF the County Of Hunter.
don, deceased, to present the same under oath or
ceased. within nine months from the date OF said
order; and any creditor negecting TO bring IN
and exhibit his or her claim (under oath or AMIR
tion), within the time so limited, will he forever
barred OF his or her action therefor against tke
Dated January 23d, A. d.. $780, ~ 5,srs Ssss.s.
Jan. 20, 1890. LEVI BROWN. Executor
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Lambertville Public Schools.
Report of Lambertville Public Schools
for the sixth month ending Feb. 2Sth,
1890:
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&C. H. W. Van Solver is prepared to
do house painting and papering in con-
nection with sign writing.
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To-day is the second anniversary of
the "big blizzard.
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Matthias Brink has purchased the
Samuel D. Bancroft farm recently owned
by John B. Hulsizer, in Kingwood. Price
paid $1,000.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-10-09
New Theory Of Hailstones.

1t is problem yet unsolved to account
for this suspension in the atmosphere Of
hailstones, which frequently weigh over
an ounce. A recent theory, which seems
to carry some probability with it, sup
poses that in the heart of every hail
cloud there is whirlwind, or what is
usually but enormously termed a s'torna.
do" It is well known that such dis
turbances exert q prodigious lifting
power, raising heavy objects, such as
carts, house roofs and even trees, and
transplanting them to considerable dis
tances The theory is that when drop
of water in such cloud is congealed it
is carried round in the vortex and lifted
up, more moisture being condensed and
frozen upon it at each gyration, until at
last it is thrown out and falls. This
would account for the alternate layers,
but will not account for the formation Of
crystals, growth which usually requires
considerable time,
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er mold bullet to kill me-"
It seemed as if there was something
in it, for while almost every other man
in his company got scratch now and
then, and every fight reduced the roll
call, he was never bit. At Fredericks-
burg he stood for five minutes alone,
with the men on the right and left shot
down, and yet he wasn't hurt. We
got around to Spottsylvania at last,
and only the day before that fight he
cracked his heels together, uttered a
crow, and said:
"Boys, we shall have fight to NOR
row, and I'll bet ten to one I don't get
hit"
Next day about ten o'clock we were
advanced in support Of some Ohio
troops which were hard pressed, and
just as we swung into position the
Confederates opened on us with solid
shot. The very first ball I saw come
our way bounded along the ground
and hit Williams on the left thigh with
an awful thud. His hip was smashed
to pulp and he hadn't five minutes to
live. Two of us moved him a few feet.
propped his head up, and then, as I
put his canteen in his hands, said
aPoor old boyl We thought you had
q charmed life, but they've hit you at
last"
aYes, I am done for he replied, as
he drank off half the contents of the
canteen; abut, you see, / was figuring
on bullets, and the cussed rebs have
gone and worked in solid shot on me r"
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Geological Gardens of the World.

The greatest geological garden in the
world is that in London, being situated
in the very heart Of the city, and public
street running through it which divides
it into two sections. Walls are erected
along the street, and visitors go from
one section to another by means of a
tunnel passing under the street. The
grounds comprise about sixty acres.
and are well filled with buildings, ponds,
etc. There are real beaver ponds, aviaries,
bear pits, monkey houses lin short, a
place for everything in the animal line.
This park was opened in182S, and during
the last five years the annual number Of
visitors has averaged about 700, 600, while
in 1886 there were added to the collec-
tion of animals 1883.
The Berlin park is ranked by natural
lists next to the London, and the two in
Paris, if combined, would make one as
extensive as any in the world.
In the United States the Philadelphia
Zoo" is the most extensive so far as build
ings and collections go, and the inclosure
comprises thirty three acres of Fairmount
Park. The Cincinnati geological park
embraces sixty-five acres of suburban
land and was opened 1875. The Chicago
gardens are in the central part Of the
city, and have one Of the finest herds Of
buffalo to be seen. In New York the
collection of animals is kept in Central
Park There are in all forty eight
geological gardens in the world, six of
them in the United States.
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There are some patent med
icines that are more marvel
lous than a. dozen doctors
prescriptions, but they're not
those that profess to cure
eOerything.
Everybody, now and them
feels "run down." PLAYED
out" They've the will, but
no power to generate vitality.
They're not sick enough to
call a doctor, but just too
sick to be well. That's
where the right kind of a
patent medicine comes in,
and does for a dollar what
the doctor wouldn't do for
less than five or ten.
We put in our claim for
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery.
We claim it to be an un-
equaled remedy to purify
the blood and invigorate the
liver. We claim it to be
lasting in its effects, creating
an appetite, purifying the
blood, and preventing Bilious,
Typhoid and Malarial fevers
If taken IN time. The time
to take it is when you first
feel the signs of wearzness and
sUeakness. The time to take
it, on general principles, is
NOW.
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scout compelled her to masquerade for
the first time in mems attire. In that
dress she was captured, but the dis
covery of her sex saved her from being
hanged as spy. She endured all the
hardships of the other prisoners. Her
knowledge of medicine proved of very
great benefit to the Union men. After
while liberties were given her that
were unusual. The authorities per-
mitted her to walk up and down the
prison inclosure on the outside. She
never walked alone, however, but was
always escorted by huge bloodhound,
who was rs faithful to the Confederate
side as she was loyal to the Northern
side. He would lag along behind until
| the limits of the walk were reached,
when he would step to the front and
cause her to turn round again. He
could not speak, but his action was
very significant.
She was sent North on Aug. 10, 1854,
and soon afterward was placed in
charge of the female prison at Louis
vile. Subsequently she was sent to
Clarksville, Tenn, to take charge of
the Refugee Home. Her commission
expired on May 25, 1865. For her
gervices she was paid altogether
81, 202.52. She now draws pension
of $40 q month. She is almost blind,
and is obliged to use the most powerful
glasses to see. Added to that infrmity,
she has lately broken her leg, and is
suffering much pain.
1t is doubtful if Congress gives the
sum she asks, although it has
been approved by the War Claims
Committee of the House four times.
She did, for woman, perform excel
lent service, and there are many claims
on the calendars of both houses that
are less meritorious than DR.. Mary
Walkers.
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and next day his agony was over, for
he was a grand fighter, practical,
sharp witted man, and he went through
with a boom, and fully forgave me for
my little rese de guerre.
Our Quartermaster came to the
front again, in explanation of some
particularly tine' butter which had
graced our table that evening.
1t seems that a Brigade Quarter
master in need OF forage had sent out
detail of wagons and taken some hay
from well-to-do farmer in that vicin-
ity. A day or two afterwards, the
farmer, weighing over two hundred,
brought to our Quartermaster greasy
looking document, as follows
"Reseaved of fife tuns ant
q haff of Timithy hay at fifeteen dolers
seventy ant 7 dollars ant haff
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'Then," said the Quartermaster,
"while you are satisfied with a quarter
at homo you will, on account Of your
friendship for me, charge me just
double. However, we like good but
ter, SO here's your half-dollar."
"Oh, say, Captain, just a minute
won't you get me the butter-rag back
from your nigger? the women folks al
ways expect them back now, cotton
cloth is so high"
"Yes, I'll get it back, and if you'll
wait two minutes I'll give you an old
shirt"
"And I'll be-blessed, said the
Quartermaster, "but he did wait, and
he took the butter, rag, and the shirt,
too, and walked off with the air of a
Christian philanthropist.
These stories do not read SO well as
they are "told," but they come back to
the old soldier as in these piping days
of peace he smokes his pipe in quiet,
and their recitation brings back the
comrades and associations of what
really we're "the good old times" the
days when we went soldering in real
earnest. Chicago Ledger.
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phere of thought and experience to
keep the social currents in active mo.
ton, and prevent any mental stagna-
ton.
Here is new Division Quartermas.
ter, fellow of infinite wit and humor,
who illustrates in language and man.
ner the customs of large class who
follow the army.
. While / was Post Quartermaster at
Aqua Greek Che says) the armies Of
Mcclellan and Burnside were both
debarked, and all sorts of queer Gus,
toners found their way on shore. One
very hot day was busy in my office
when a not very prepossessing head
was thrust into the window, and its
owner, in breathless haste, inquired:
"Ish dis de Quartermashter's offish ?"
yes; what is t?"
"Well, Sheneral, I've just got mine
schooner in de river NIT sutler goods
on board. / wants one place where ]
can sell de tings to de soldiers. You
give tito me, eh?"
"Its against my orders, sir, to allow
anything of the kind"
we'll, Colonel, come now, just o
leetle place, unit den / make oop my
monish wat I loose on de Chicka-
hominy."
Finding the fellow bound to worry
me, ! told him to call again in the af
ternoon.
@Oh, yes, Sheneral, I come AGAR
then. Now, Sheneral, you trinks
wine, eh?'
4 Eyes, sir; I drink wine.'
aVery good; I send you one case the
finest wine you ever see. You smack
your lip when you trink him. I comes
this afternoon, eh?"
Away he went, and Inside Of an
hour came man bearing a basket Of
champagne, marked for me, with 'scom.
pliments Of Henry Weinsheimer & Co.,
suffers"
The wine was duly slowed away, and
in the afternoon, red and smiling and
confident, came the donor.
"Vell, Sheneral, I come to look at
the place you picks out for me?"
4 What place, sir" sternly.
@Vy, Colonel, dot place where I can
sell my goods.
"You are mistaken, sir. / told you
very distincly that / could give no such
permit, but you would not take mo
for an answer, and told you to call
again
sBut mein Got, Major, look at dis
/ send you Won basket shampaign dis
morning, cost me sixteen dollar NIT de
wholesale. Now, / lose dem, too.
don't like desc tings, Captain!"
Yes, I understand you perfectly.
You thought to bride me with your
champaign. I'll keep the bribery to
remember you by; the corruption, you
can remember by it, didn't follow as
you anticipated.
With thunder-cloud on brow and
curses for "dem Lieutenants as was
such tam shmart Quartermasthers, "
Mr.lWeinsheimer took his mournfuI de.
parture.
But it wasn't three days after that,
Continued the Quartermaster) when
one busy hour clean, clipper, keen
eyed Yankee presented himself and in
formed me that he had brought down
on the steamer Keyport large lot d
@perishable goods, and wanted me to
designate spot where he could pitch
his tent and sell.
@No such permission can be given tc
any one, sir. 7"
AWell, this is hard Out two hun.
dred dollars! Pies will spoil, go all To
rot and ruin, etc., he groaned and
muttered.
Finally he was ordered out, but he
did not 60, and his presence and lam,
entations equally disturbed me.
@Now, sir, said !, 4leave this office.
] told you no, and that is law. IF you
want to sell your old pies. 90 over on
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tain, It's = matter belonging to the
women folks, and they'll Be expecting
their pay for it."
Greatly surprised, the Quartermas-
ter inquired how much might be its
cost.
@Well, / git quarter for il at home.
but as I came along this morning I
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-10-09
Red Cotton

A planter in Alpharetta, Ca, has an
aero Of cotton, every stalk Of which is
said to be of deep red color, leaf, boil
and blossom. This novel crop is the pro-
duct Of seed derived three years ago from
two stalks of red cotton found in cot
ton field. If this variety can be pcrpetu-
ated it will likely mean fortune to the
successful planter. journal Of Finance.
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HAT is TIL G
place for quiet
fun q nd good
s torie s-th G
|h 9 a d q uarters
IN mess. Every
d ay there is q
levee of officers
from the differ.
q n t brigades,
end there is al
ways strayine
in some good
fellow with O
'frash atmos.
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Or. Mary walkers war Record

HERE is pending be-
fore Congress a bill for
the relief of DIR. Mary
IE. Walker. She asks
for $4,000. Her in
is well known
TO the Army of the
Cumberland. Her self
assigned duty as q
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For the boy with the drum was mine.
Ah, mothers could say God speed to their son
When one was left at home,
And sisters could smile, for they little rocked
OF the days OF blight to come.
But I-he was all had, my own,
The last of loyal line;
Others could send their men TO the war,
But the boy with the drum was mine.
Newsl Up from the South, like flaring
f%s' torch, - E=sssss~-s,.
Came the story to all the land,
A battle-the ramparts of Donelson
6trewn deep with gallant band.
s'No names as yeti" but a simple tale
OF lad, with heart sublime,
Who led the men with his rat-tat-tati
All, the boy with the drum was mine.
When they wavered he cheered, and his ring
ing shouts
Sent courage to more than one;
They found him that day where the fore
most fell,
After the battle was won.
They blazon the deeds of the officers brave,
In history, story and rhyme,
But he was hero with heart of gold
The boy with the drum-and minel
CHICAGO, Ill.
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AROUND THE CAMPFIRE
OLD SOLDIERS TALK OVER ExPERI-
ENcEs AND SPIN YARNS.

The Blue and the Gray Rsvivs Incidents
Of the Late War, and In . Graphic and
Interesting Manner Tell Of Camp, March.
and Ratfla.
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worked in Solid Shot on Him.

EWT WILL
liams was a
private in the
Eighty s W.
e N tn N 9 W
Y ork, a nd
from the very
first battle he
used to de-
clare:
! Boys, the
raIo-s11
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THE HEADQUARTERS MESS

BY COL. ALEX. DUKE BAtI1E.
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DRICkLy ASH
+ BITT Frs

One Of the most important organs Of The
human body isthe LIVER. When itiailsto
properly perform its functions the entire
system becomes deranged. The BRAIN,
KIDNEYS, STOMACH, BOWELS, all refuse
70 perform their work. DYSPEPSIA, CON.
STlPATlON, RHEUMATISM, KIDNEY DIS
EASE, etc., are the results, unless some-
thing Is done to assist Nature In throwing
on the impurities caused by The inaclion
OF TORPID LIVER. This assistance so
nacaeeavv will he f0und In
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The Boy with the Drum.
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Hey marched awny In
dread array
In the early dusk OF
the morn;
Their banners wave,
their trumpets play
A mcck to my heart
forlorn.
Loves eyes grew bright
at the gallant sight,
And q thousand cheers
kept Time, = -''-'ss:. ss:.:-@.
But my heart was sad
and I only wept,
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sY W. J. COBB.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1890-01-16
Pass 1t Along.

l asked ber What paper SIZE preferred,
And warmly kissed her cheek,
Then pressed her for her hearts reply:
Say, darling, can't you speak, -
She moved little nearer then,
Ard answered, Lovely sir,
The one Of all that suits me most
Is the Wsyland Regis-ter"
Wayidnd Reqister.
just ks. her on the other cheek,
See what che thinks OF that,
Then press her fer AL answer,
And she'll say The Democrat!
L;pingstoa Democrat
Helloa, therei good sirs! 1t all depends
On how girl Is taught;
III she's bright, sweet, up-and-up.
Tis Pomeroy's Advance Thought.
AG1dHce Ihough
1t does not depend how she's taught,
Nor in 1hct school she has meandered,
For when she has read Dur columns through
4: oDc= she'll say The Hebrew Standard.
Hebreto Standard.
You all have made big mistake.
The girl herself will say
She does not care for you at all
For Union she doth pray.
Monthly b'Hion.
Still wrong, ami YOU must rue 1t.
You'll make the poor girl frantic.
What she want, (they all DO itl,
Is the bright and new Atlantic.
The Atlantic.
But wiser grown with passing years,
She says, since time is flight began,
The sweetest p-per printed is
The Ellsworth, Maine, American