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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

Chicago newspapers are nothing If
they are not probing some new prob
lem, or getting people to express them
selves in n novel and entertaining way.
They have inquired, What would you
do if you were presidenty" What
would you do were you mayor and
now one of them inquiries, "What
would you do If you owned a Water
bury watchy" Most people would
swear.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

At a meeting of the Brooklyn board
Of aldermen last week, Alderman
L.eech insinuated that Alderman Me-
Grath was ignorant. which so enraged
that gentleman that he retaliated with
the remark, "lf you say I'm ignorant
again, Ill break your jaw" II is pleas
ant To note that no more reflections
have been cast upon Alderman Nc
Grath's education, and that Alderman
Leech has not suffered a compound
fracture Of the jaw. An understand
ing seems TO have been reached mutu-
ally satisfactory To all parties.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20
The Sly FOotnian.

Fritz: "Why are you packing the cigars
in your masters bootsy"
Johann: because, when We get to
Baden-Baden he'll be sure to say, You
stupid fellow, what made you put the
cigars in my boots? Now you may smoke
them YOURSELF ~ nterhoitungsbloti.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

Men are o obliged To hunt far To find
the causes that led 10 political revulsion
in Rhode Island. Year in and year out
that little state has vainly demanded re-
lief. Its manufactures of fabrics have
suffered. its iron industries have declined.
II the Mckinley committee had acted
earlier i'm putting hides ON the free list,
the protest from Rhode Island would have
been far more emphatic on election day.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

Arbor day al hardly expect TO make n
winning fight against frost. The observ-
ancc of the day would have been general
in Montana but for the fact that the ga
son was not favorable for transplanting
trees. Several newspapers have suggest
ell that. hereafter, arbor day be assigned
TO a later date in the calendar. Nobody
will object Ia that.
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popping of the corks.

popping Of the corks.
Then j cussed and swore; and bias
phemed the name Of Allah; and I took
an oath that his prophet was a chump.
And ! arose and went around To the rear
Of paradise and sought diligently for q
hole in the fence of barbed wire through
which ! could crawl; and there was none.
And the fence of barbed wire was twenty
feet high; and the barbs wherewith the
barbed wire WINS barbed were sharp barbs
and exceeding long; rec they were
plentiful and thick, SO that no thicker
could make them. And I arose and
meditated and was down even In the
mouth. And I listened to the music of
the popping OF the corks.
And l arose and did grit my teeth, and
l tried for to climb the fence of barbed
wire. And the barbs arose and fastened
themselves upon me, and pierced me,
and chewed me TO pieces. And /
howled a new howl, and fell pack upon
the ground. And I cussed with exceeding
vehemence. For / said surely am l
knocked out; and there Is no more stufiing
in me. And the music of the popping of
the corks came unto mine ears.
And ! arose In my wrath and smote the
fence of barbed wire violently with n
..uD ~ ~ eleo uHu r.pouiu anu
~" "'..rupi1 e,iasn' wen upon
y ~. M '"ssea a'u N'eAeu
And - -
saw n Cbr;s,ian oarn;nc mn n. s"ad ST.
Law low Tor h;,, ,,;,h 80 ,,,,h "nI ,,bon
no tlrow n,oh Ts,,o,o ~, aa.~os.i. 49,
tho hacL 81 h;s haoJ nnd + 80 IT,,
and thrust him nnr,lv through the fence
of barbed wire, 80 that his head was unon
one sidc thereof. and his feet even mon
the other, And I Law low for another
Christian; and when he drew nigh, / dealt
with him likewise. And I chucked him
even up, over, above. vet a small space TO
one side Of the first Christian. And Il
came to pass ere many hours that I built
me a step ladder even to the top Of the
fence of barbed wire. And l rose and
climbed the step ladde and came down
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20
APRIL HUMOR.

"Don't you think Mr.. Anthracite a very
unceremonious person /"
"Far as / know l should say he was"
"Never knew him to stand on cere-
mony. did you?"
"Certainly not. He's so busy standing
on the scales while he's weighing his coal
that he hasn't time to stand on anything
elsc.N-Youkers Gazette.
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Discouraging to Vegetation.

Squildig: ~ understand that the great
hotel plant at Tampa, Fla, wasn't open
all winter"
McSwilligan: mo; il was a hard VIM
ter on plants of all kinds."-Pitsbnyy
Chronicle Telegraph.
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Dudeson: GOOD mawning, Miss Gwace.
vewy stwenge weather, dom ye know!
So cold yestahday, and to-day its wahm
enough to woast "a monkey"
Grace: 'Is II. indeed? ] wonder you
yentured out, Mr.. Dudeson.-Wes Shore.
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II Takes SO Long TO wind II Up.

Mrs. Thatway-I notice by the papers
that the name Of observation-disclosures, the
poet, is n watchword throughout the em-I
pire of Russia.
Mr.. Thatway-A Waterbury watch word.
/ should say.-Puck.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

Evidently Rapid City, $. d., is bound to
maintain its anne. At the school cleo
ton n day or two ago all the members of
the demi-mondc awaited themselves Of the
right of suffrage which was accorded to
all women. II is pleasant 10 learn that
their candidate was overwhelmingly de-
feated.
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Neyer-D eyiatinR Jones.

Boarding House Mistress TAT Sunday
dinner "Mr. Jones, why do you not eat
some chicken?"
Mr.. Jones (who has labored Is minutes
trying to carve n leg): Thanks, / never
work on Sunday."-Munsey's Weekly.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

(Being a study in English Spelling.)
with chilly days and raw were through;
The oyer-gaiter fades nom view;
Bnt the shop-wiDdows, In its lieu,
Display the dainty cloth-top shoe
In shades OF gray or brown or blue,
And fairy sizes, three or two.
That would a Cynie's fancy Woo.
Get me "A nair-1 know that you.
can moi refuse me, dearest hughl"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

And now a Dubuque, Ia, Judge has de-
cided that shaving on Sunday is work
of '~necessity and charity" It's not quite
clear where the charity comes in, unless
the Judge refers 10 the BARRIERS tips.
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MR. cARseele's ADVICE TO YOUNG MEN.

Andrew Carnegie has written a pa
per, which consumes nearly three col
umns of the New York Tribune, on
"liow to win a fortune?" He assures
the world that il can be done rs readily
ms ever, and points to the fact that
nearly all those who are the captains
of industry and commerce began life
as poor boys. Modern methods have
not placed ability, economy and zeal
at a disadvantage. On the contrary
there is greater demand for men pos
sessing those three qualities than ever
before. Especially is ability being
sought for. In fact, though Mr.. Car
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

A special to the ST. Paul Pioneer Press
says a bad chief named Big Foot Is AT the
bottom of all the trouble with tho Chcy-
enncs. Big Foot is likely To be cut Oft one
of these days.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

IL the spirits of the departed look down,
etc., ETC.. the late Judge Davis doubtless
bankers for fifteen minutes in Butte.
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Little Encouragement.


Sofas: ADO you think Miss X. would
marry me IL l should ask her?
Van Ripper: swell, she looks like n
smart sort of a girl-stilI, she might
Life.
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The Mckinley committee is going 10
make an exhibition of itself that will war
rant n years postponcmcnt of the Chi
cago fair.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

II you fail TO receive the Monday morn.
ing STANDARD let the business Office
know about il.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

The silver lining to the Window cloud
il getting away with the cloud in great
shane.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

When il comes to hides. Rhode Is
lands meat is Montana's poison.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-04-20

That long-term winning made by
Power is q WEAKNESS to republican flesh.
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n OF IL
Goosl!

Good!
The snare drum and hades
Are In the same FIX,
Both are made hOrrid
Because OF the Styx.
sad.
There's a wild sequestered region
Up among the ''piny trac's,
Where the lakes are 10 such legion
That they call IL Mile I.acs."
There d little maid Is dwelling
Mid pines and tammaracks,
t;ainst her grieyoIs fate rebelling;
For a beau Miss Milly lacks.
Puck.
-.
Romance vs.. Reality.
..Let Me Like a Soldier FAN, y he sang;
With scorn Of death he g~uiyered and qiaked:
Yet twas well known that In his private life
He'd have the doctor II his corns but ached.
philadelphia Times.
The Modern Pied Piper.
l may I've out Of fashion, hut II sometimes seems
That the very best procession my longing eyes
Would be headed by the piper Of famous Hame-
Who through our city streets should go, a-piping
II he iiured from out the multitude Of laughing
All tie silly little G%reenaways and priggish
with bonneis ali too big for them, and trousers
With sashes. and with flowing curls-and led
them out OF sight.
As lived before the Greenaways and priggish
''"'''' H Gilman smith in Lff,,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-02-26

ITO THE STOCKHOLDERS OF THE UTAH
L Western Railway company is hereby given
by the owners and holders of more than one-bhird
OF the capital stock of said company, and also by
order of the board of directors of said company,
by resolution dated January Is. $780, that there
Will be meeting of the stockholders of said
company on the 9th day of March, 1890, at the
hour OF o'clock p. m. of that day, at the com
pany S Office at the corner of the block at the
conjunction of South Temple and First East
Streets in Salt Lake city, Utah territory for the
purpose OF amending the article of association OF
said company by changing its western terminus,
extending It's lines Southwesterly, northerly and
eaSterly; also by adopting new lines and routes
OF way; and also the propriety Of consolidating
the said corporation with the Salt Lake & Fort
Douglas Railway company and the Salt Lake 8
Eastern Railway company under the name and
style of the Utah Central Railway company.
JOHN W. YOUNG, President Utah Western
Railway Company.
JOHN w, YOUNG, Stakeholder Utah Western
Railway Company.
ISAAC M. WADDELL, Stakeholder Utah West
eTn Railway Company.
DANIEL HARRINGTON, Stakeholder Utah
Western Railway Company.
B. s. YOUNG, Stakeholder Utah Western Rail.
way Company.
WILLIAM A. ROSSITER Stakeholder Utah
Western Railway Company.
CHARLES w. HARDY, Stakeholder Utah
Western Railway Company.
JOHN NJ WHITAKER, Stakeholder Utah
Western Railway Company.
JOSEPH GODDARD, Stakeholder Utah West
ern Railway Company.
DAVID j. WILLIAMS. Stakeholder Utah
Western Railway Company.
JOSEPH H. YOUNG, Stakeholder Utah West
ern Railway Company.
BEN. w. BRIGGS, Jr., Stakeholder UTAH
Western Railway Company.
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ADMINISTRATORS SALE OF REAL ESTATE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT IN
~ pursuance OF an order of the probate court
OF the county of Salt Lake. territory of Utah
made on the 18th day of February, A. ID. 1890, in
the matter of the estate of Elias Smith, deceased
the undersigned, the administrator of said eS
tate, will sell at private sale, to the highest
bidder for cash, and subject TO confirmation by
SAID probate court, on or after Monday, the
10Th day of March, A. D. $780, all the right, title lin
tereSt and estate of the said Elias Smith, dc
ceased, at the time of his DEATH and all the
right, title and interest that the said estate hal
Dy operation OF law or otherwise, acquired
other than or in addition TO that of the said in
testate at the time of his death, in and TO all thai
certain lot, piece or parcel OF land, situate lyins
and being III the city and county of Salt Lake
territory of Utah, and bounded and described al
follows, to wit: All of lots three 81 and four d.
IN block twenty three (23), five acre "a" Salt
Lake CITY survey, containing ten acres of land
excepting the following described portion there
OF, to wit: Commencing in the center of the
Utan southern railroad track, four az feet west
from the southeast corner OF said lot three (3),
ana running thence west two (2) rods, Themes
! northwesteriy along the west side Of said rail
road track thirty five (35) rods, thence east fOui
and two-tenths "a 2-10) rods, thence southeast
erly along the east side of said railroad track
thirty-four and nine-tenthS (34 9-l0 rods to the
! southeast corner of said lot three ~, Themes
west four az feet to the place of beginning, con-
tanning sixty eight one hundredths (6S 100 of ar
acre. Terms and conditions of sale-cash. Deed
at expense OF purchaser. Bids or offers must be
| in writing and be left at the Deseret Savings
bank In Salt Lake city, Salt Lake county, al
any time after the first publication of this notice
and before the making of the sale, addressed "a
| the undersigned.
Dated February 20, 1890.
ELIAS A. SMITH
Administrator of the estate OF Elias Smith, de.
| ceased
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THE MUNICIPAL BILL.

G. F. 35, providing for the classification,
incorporation and government of cities,
was taken up on third reading, and after
numerous amendments the bill was placed
on its passage, and the ayes and nays being
called the bill passed unanimously
G. f. 3, was called up, the governors
amendments having been made, and the
bill again placed on its passage. The vote
was unanimously in favor of the bill,
The House announced that c. F. Sc. re.
lating to bonds of guardians, had been re
iected, and that conference committee
had been granted on G. B. 81
On motion G. F. "A was made special
order for to-day.
Mr.. Hall submitted the report of the loar
commission. The report was referred tt
the committee on ways and means, and lO(
copies ordered printed.
| 9. 4. Al, relating to the custody of United
States commissioners records, was taker
up on second reading. The rules were sus
pended and the bill passed its third reading
and then passed unanimously.
G. +. 40, making the stealing of five sheer
or more grand larceny, was read the secont
time. The rules were suspended and tn,
bill, after being read the third time, wa!
unanimously passed.
c. f. 43, the ''board bill,' was taken u,
on second reading and ordered printed.
| H. f. II, providing for assessment an(
collection of taxes on transitory stock
passed its second reading.
Adjourned until p. N. today.
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TERRITORY OF UTAH,
COUNTY OF SALT LAKE. %.

TERRITORY OF UTAH, h..
COUNTY OF SALT LAKE. Do
1, John c. Cutler, clerk of the probate court in
and for the county of Salt Lake, in the TERRITORY
OF Utah, do hereby certify that the foregoing is
a ful, true and correct copy of order TO show
cause why order OF sale of real estate should not
be made in the matter OF the estate of Frank r
F,oote, deceased, as appears of record in nv
office. 10y
In witness whereof, have hereunto
set my hanG and affixed the seal of
lsEALl. said court, this Gath day of February.
AID. 1890.
JOHN C. CUTLER,
Probate Clerk !.
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LEGAL NOTICE.
mi rHE PRoRArE co1rRr on rH1

IN THE PROBATE COURT OF TIL
Il county of Salt Lake, territory of Utah. Il
the matter Of the estate and guardianship q
John Murray Armstrong, a minor. Order q
show cause why order of sale OF real estat
should not be made. Thomas g. Armstrong, sr
the guardian Of the estate and person of sal
minor having filed his petition herein, duh
verified, praying for an order of sale of all TIL
said minors interest in certain real estat
therein described for the purposes therein SO
forth, and it appearing from the said petitioi
that it is necessary and would be beneficial II
the said minor that SAID real estate be Sold it ii
therefore ordered by the judge of said court
that all persons interested in the estate Of sail
minor and the next of kin of said minor, appeai
before the said probate court OF Monday, the
nth day of March, 1890, at 10 O'Clock in the fore
noon Of said day. at the court room OF said pro
bate court, at the county court house, in tht
city and county of Salt Lake, Utah territory u
show cause why an order should not be granted
to the said guardian, to sell so much of the rea.
estate of the said minor at private sale as shall
be necessary or beneficial to said ward, ant
that d copy OF this order be published at Least
three successive weeks in THE SALT LAX
HERALD, newspaper printed and published u
said city and county
Dated February IA, 1890.
G. W. BARTCH,
Probate Judge.
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IN THE PROBATE COURT OF THE
i county of Salt Lake, territory of Utah. In
une matter OF the estate of Frank Il. Foote de-
ceased. Order to show cause why order of sale
OF real estate should not be made. Erastus S.
toote, executor of the last will of Frank E.
Foote, deceased, having filed his petition herein
duly verified, praying for an order of sale of the
real estate of said decedent, for the purposes
therein set forth, it is therefore ordered by the
Judge OF san. court that all persons interested
IN the estate of said deceased, appear before the
SAD probate court on Thursday, the 9th day of
March, A. ID. 1890, at 10 O'Clock in the forenoon
OF SAID DAY, at the court room of said probate
court, at the county court house, in the city
and county of Salt Lake, Utah territory to
show cause why an order "hould not be granted
TO the SAID administrators, to sell so much of
the real estate of the said deceased at private
sale as shall be necessary, and that a COPY of
this order be published at least four successive
weeks in THE SALT LAKE DAILY HERALD. a
newspaper printed and published in said city
and county.
Dated February "a, $780,
G. w. BARTCH,
Probate Judge.
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THEY DON'T GET IT.


Mr.. Lund, from the committee on coun-
ties, reported unfavorably on the petition
to make Harmony part of Iron county.
Adopted
Mr.. Smith introduced II. F. 65, a bill to
provide right of way and easements for the
developments of mines. Referred.
THE SUGAR BOUNTY BILL.
II. F. 81, the bill to encourage the manu-
facture Of sugar and paying bounty
therefore was made the special order for
to-day.
ON RAILWAY CONDEMNATION.
H. T. As, the bill providing for the con-
demnation of property for railway uses.
which had been made the special order of
the day, was taken up, amended and then
made the special order for to-day
The Council communicated the fact that
1t had seen fit not to concur in House
amendments to G. F. 81, a bill relating to
Justices courts, and asked that a confer
ence committee be appointed. The chair
named Messrs. Thurman and Pierce.
Also that it had refused to concur in
House amendments to G. K. 25, the bill au-
thorlzlng the estates of decedents, minors
and incompetent persons to be mortgaged
IN certain cases. and asking conference
committee thereon. MeSsrs. Kimball and
Hammond were appointed.
THE SUBSTITUTE LIQUOR BILL.
H. F. IS, the substitute liquor bill, then
came up on second reading.
-Mr. Pierce wanted to strike out the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-02-26
THE COUNCIL.

The committee on judiciary reported
orally on the following bills:
On G. F. 25, a bill authorizing the estates
of decedents and minors to be mortgaged
or leased in certain cases, recommending
that conference committee be appointed
on House amendments. Messrs. Richards
and Hall were appointed by the president
On G. F. q, relating to trials before re
ferees, the committee recommended that
the House amendments be not concurred
in. Richards and Hall were appointed a
committee on conference.
The committee recommended the adoption
of the following bills: G. F. 40. making
sheep stealing grand larceny; c. F. Al, pro
viding for the custody of United States
records; G. +. AZ, relating to reform school
and c. f. 43, providing for the punishment
of persons who shall obtain board or other
accommodations at any hotel or boarding
house and fail to pay for the same
THE GOVERNORS AMENDMENTS CONCUR
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TERRITORY OF UTAH,
nnr-<--r.x-

L, John Q. Cutler, clerk of the probate cour
in and for the county Of Salt Lake in the terri
tory OF Utah, do hereby certify that the fore
show cause why order of sale of real estate
should not be made in the matter OF the estate
and guardianship of John Murray Armstrong,
minor, as appears of record in my office
In witness whereof L have hereunto SET
my hand and affixed the seal of saiS
[SEALl court this 18th day OF February, Al
1890. JOHN G. CUTLER
Clerk of the Probate COurt
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THE House.

The Council announced that it had pas.
sed c. F. 3, (substitute), providing for the
destruction Of certain wild animals and
binds
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-02-26
NOTICE

Administrator of the estate OF Elias Smith, de
ceased
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enacting section, and gained one vote in
addition to his own, but was swamped by
yolly of 'noes."
Mr. Allen wanted the section preventing
the sale of liquor on legal holidays. AS
long as the territory legalized the traffic at
all, he thought there was no reason why
the saloons should not be allowed to sell on
legal holidays. In the case OF election
| days it was all right
Mr.. Hammond opposed the amendment.
Mr.. Greer was in favor of the amend
ment. 1t was not cosmopolitan. The av-
erage American felt that he had right to
get drunk on the Fourth of July, and it
would be wrong to deprive the Scot from
his 'swhusky'' On the 1st day of January,
or of the average Christian ON Christmas
day. Laughter.
Mr.. Thurman was in favor of the amend
ment. There were some features in the
bill that were very good, and while it was
ostensibly in the line of regulation, the bill
as it now stood was really step towards
prohibition.
The amendment was adopted.
G. T. sc, relating to the giving of bonds
by guardians, was taken up and killed.
Adjourned.
They know how to cure rheumatism in
Pennsylvania Mr.. j. F. Meighan, Pitts
burg cigar dealer, awoke one morning
with an attack of rheumatism in his right
arm. Working around the store during
the forenoon made it worse. By noon the
pain was so severe that he could not raise
his hand to his head and had to carry his
arm in a sling. One Of his customers, on
learning the facts, went across the street
to e. E. Heck's drug store, and at his own
expense procured bottle of Chamberlain s
Pain Balm and persuaded the cigar dealer
to try It. 1t eased the pain and reduced the
swelling so that by the next morning he
could use his arm, and by the second morn
ing was entirely well. This is only one Of
the many severe cases of rheumatism that
have been cured by this valuable remedy.
Fifty cent bottles for sale by z. G. M. L.
Drug Department.