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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

Washington-is coming into view
right in the front line and with its
marvellous natural wealth and adj
vantages of all enduring quality
will forge to the front and lead all
other states.
The secret has gradually leaked
out that the Willamette valley, aud
particularly the country compos-
ing Polk and Marion counties, is
the most worthy of all countries yet
brought to the general notice, and
that till within the past two years
the people living here 50 happily and
conteuted have been too modest to
proclaim the merits Of the country
to the outside world.
During the rush to the south and
north of them, they have looked on
with an half amazed wonder, never
dreaming in few short mouths the
charms Of this valley would be found
out aud attract thousands of people
III search of just such an earthly
paradise.
Hardly has this been realized till
it Is also seen that it is the last,
almost, in the United States that
has not been crowded full to over
flowing.
There is little need for us to re-
mind men of capital and experience
1f this opportunity, for. they are
thinking and acting for themselves.
But we do think it is good idea
that the labOring men and farmers,
the bank clerks and store keepers
and the professional men--wh) are
too busy in their practice to give
much thought to financial matters
the teacher and salesman, in fact,
the masses should look this field
over and make good, judicious in
vestments before it is too late to reap
the full benefit.
We believe that this Is an "Oppor-
tunity of life time" and that it is
unlikely that it will ever again offer
to the masses now living here. OF
course 1t is possible that some indi.
viduals may drift into some other
locality at the right time to repair
the damage which will have been
done to their finances by prOcastin-
ating now. We admit that it is
I IOSSlDle, DuI w uO WduIS W luu lhdI
chance? We don't. Doyou?
From all points of the United
States we are informed that people
are going to remove to the William
ette Valley, of which they have
heard such wOndrous and attractive
reports.
EVEN IN WASHINGTON
AND THE PUGET SOUND there
is a strong undercurrent, setting in
towards Salem and the Willamette
valley, which, before the season is
over, will resolve itself into an i'm
migration that will add good
many thousands to our already
fast increasing population.
In addition to our present attrac-
tive and substantial improvements
there are now proposed some public
measures which will advertise our
city so that the impetus will place
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
A POOR ARGUMENT.

That was what Prof Leroy EN-.
ployed Saturday night at Salem, IN
urging that State Supt. of School
McElroy should not be given Il
third term. He said the people re
fused President Washington and
President Grant third term. Why
should they give it to a state SUPER
in,endent in Oregon?
OF course, the purpose was to
ridicule Mr.. McElroy. The gentle
man produced no facts to show that
there was any serious objection to
Mr.. McEIroy's serving a third term.
He did not even say he would not
serve third term If he could get it,
What are facts In other states?
Supt. Wickersham the republi.
can state superintendent, of Penn
sylvania has served for twenty years.
DR., Higley democratic state superin-
tendent Of the same state was serv-
ing his third term when he died,
In several of the eastern and south.
ern states superintendents serve re-
gardless Of politics or length OF
time OF number of terms. Con
spicuous are the great school states
Of Michigan, Illinois, Connecticut,
Massachusetts Georgia, Alabama,
Texas, Iowa and Minnesota. The
states with the proudest school rec
ord are those who continue good
men In this Office.
If there Is any office where tim'
should not debar the people having
the best service, 1t is that of Stat,
Superintendent of Schools. II
many states the office il not II politi
cal one and IL should not be so re
garded in any state.
There is no argument in objectIng
to Mr.. McElroy because he is for 4
third time TO be elected to preside
over the destinies of our public
schools,
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
Beware Of OintmeutS for Calarrh that
Contain Murcury,

as murcury will surely destroy the
sense of smell and completely de-
range the whole system when enter.
ing IL through the mucous surfaces.
Such ARTICLES should never Ice used
except on prescriptions from reputa-
ble physicians, as the damage they
will do Is ten fold to the good YOU
eau possibly derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by +, J. Cheney Il Co., Toledo, q. .,
contains no murcury, and Is taken
internally, aud acts direetly on the
blood and mucous surlaces Of the
system. In buyipg Halls Catarrh
Cure be sure you get the genuine.
IL Is taken internally, aud made la
Tolein, Ohio, 10y 4 J Cheney 4 Co.
Sold by Druggists, price zoe. per
bottla
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

one Of the very best Investments
in the city for capitalists Is that bus
mess corner of ours 65Nl65 feet, aud
one of the busiest corners in town
Has fine two-story brick block of
three store rooms 9Ox7O feet, with
offices overhead aud other buildings,
II rents 10 pay 10 per cent on the
amount. II is the best site In the
city for wholesale house aus equal
10 the best for a retail trade; besl
bargain Ia town. Salem Land Co
poslofiice hook. dw-u
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

We have made it the poll cy of the
corporation which we represent to
recommend only such property as
will prove profitable to the investor
aud which possesses an actual value
entirely distinct and separate from
a speculative value, and which, at
the same time possesses rare qualities
and is located where 1t has the great
est prospective value of any in the
market.
Living in a country possessed of a
fertile soil and beautiful scenery, it is
natural for the inhabitants who give
a thought to such things to desire to
locate upon high and slightly ground,
aud where there is deep, rich, black
soil.
In q country like this valley, of
course, there are no bluffs. Near the
river are prairies like the one which
lies to the east of Salem.
Hence to find the highest, sightli-
est and healthiest as well as the most
fertile you must seek the highest of
the level ground in sight. In select
ing and buying our own homes we
were influenced by these qualities,
and believing that we are an average
in our tastes with other men, we
have made our investments and
secured other property to sell in the
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
Marion County Political Meet.
ings.

The Republican County Central
Committee has fixed the following
dates for speaking by the Legislative
candidates and others:
Butteville, Wednesday, May %,
l0a III
Howell Prairie, Thursday, May
%, p m
Salem, Saturday, May 81, s p m.
JOHN KNIGHT, Chairman.
DEMOCRATIC.
The democratic county centra'
committee accepts the above ar
rangement Of dates, time and
places of meeting and will be repre-
sented by speakers and by its can
didates. MARTIN ROwLEY,
Chairman
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

Salem and the Willamette valley 80
far in front that she will hold her
own against all competitors for years
to come.
Property is now within your reach,
and If you do not take advantage of
your opportunities it will not be our
fault.
We are free to admit that we are
interested in your welfare i'm selfish
way, and that our incentive to inter.
eat you in property is largely due to
the small commission which will fall
to our share, but it is not all, as you
will perceive upon reflection. We
have Il reputation to build up and
sustain, and an ambition to extend
our acquaintance and enlarge our
circle of friends.
This course cannot help but en-.
large our business and make it a
pleasant pursuit as well To ac-
complish this we must prove to you
that our judgment is good and that
our motives are not entirely selfish
or enough so as to cause us to infiu-
ence anyone to invest where he
might lose all his hard earned
pennies.
Our trade is rapidly increasing and
we flatter ourselves that our efforts
in behalf of Salem and her people are
being duly appreciated, yet we do
not expect nor desire more trade than
we merit and which the merits of
our property deserve. Come and see
us and if we cannot please you go to
some other agent and look at his
bargains, but do not neglect to In
vest now. If you do you will have
to buy and pay the newcomers a
profit which you could just as well
have had as your own.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

Itching PILES arc known by moisture
hke lsct splration, causing intense Itching
nf, hteanko's t1ie Nemedy. Nhi ch acts
difVctlA CA lne paris artVicd, absssrOz tu-
inofa, eliASs itching ara effects . perman'
trclise tree. pF. h,sanko, fAqaa. -. aald
~ nmtth = 'tisrisF.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
THE OTHER SIDE.

A representative Of the governor
was seen and makes the following
statement: This matter was entire
ly within the jurisdiction of the
board of trus. ees of the asylum.
Mr.. Pugh was the architect who
hired these men, judged Of their
skill and fixed their pay. The
vouchers for those two men came
in to the office of the clerk Of the
board at the first Of the month and
were certified to as being correct by
Mr. Pugh at $500 per day, and are
now on file in this Office. These
two men then came ia and said
their agreement was at $3.50 per
day. The board relied upon Mr..
Pugh's judgment as architect, and
the bills were allowed as presented,
and show no alterations on their
face. The matter was brought be-
fore the legislature, and passed the
LIVER house, among those voting
against the bill being Hon. d. p.
Thompson. Only Mr.. Briggs and
Mr.. Sherman objected, and none OF
the carpenters had their wages cut.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
Hon. Thomas n. Tongue,

OF HiIlsboro, will address the people
on the political issues Of the day al
the following places:
Halsey, May % at 8 p. ~.
Lebanon, May 20, at 2 p. M.
Brownsville, May 20, at 8 p. m.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

~ Hichuu's Golden Balsan No. L
cures Chanercs, frs, and 'eOnd s,aKss.
SorosCn tho Legs and BNdy; sore Es's
Eyes, Nose, e'c, CoppeT.e lord Blotches
Sypalhtio atArgh. diseased Scalp. ana All
primary io-ns Of tho disease known AZ
syphilis, Price, 90 nor Aostls
10 Richau'a q lden BalSam Ne 4
Cures -fertilry. Mercuria' Syphl .ltie Rhsu.
matisni, fains In the Bones, Pains in ths
Head, hack oi the Neck, liberated Sors
Throat, Syph',Ne Rash, Lumps and con.
troctvd Cor :, Stiffness Of thS Limbs, and
eudic't,s al a scasc from tho system.
Vaathu cNa,cd by ind scTotlcA OF abuse
4 NecuTy, having the b Nd pure and
healthy. p'iCs IS 90 per Z ottIe,
a. ittchNu' Golden = auish Anil
aotn i,r to cure u OonorTh0A, Glest.
t-Tiath q .Vel, and al Urinary OF Qenl,
~ dsatrAigen'"n's- Prize 81 SO per
- NtehRu' 4 oldsR spanish In
iHrfl "A, rFfNcre caa's "a u 1norrhRa-
..0.A q y Cleet, StTicturva,&e. Prics
~ Irr nattle.
hle W's Golden O'Hsmsat
faft SAG 10 hcalns a Syphil.tie SSrSA.
IA s'n-e '.. pFiee % 90 y r Rox
"a ~ Golde pti s-Nere
ail a ltnsnt, l,sa Oi physi Al nov.
vNpv-Nofs, i'rostFatiOn, etc.
iSs 81 - gaee nex.
n Is 4 kctNlnc.
sfui ,,en heFa, e. q, d, tecarSly Paeksd
~ eNrrcss
The !sieAagis dr0g eompAny. agents 5
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

sesserpsnt IOS sss ong was seer 9 SosSsl e eGsI
itseif u IN slippery folns =. ~. .eSs saw this
crsainss elst,ncthln ,, n.y. q q yam" II people
,vo,rld belleVe the following truthful s.atsllens
a. readily o. they swallow sesser -
n .ee9,f X sbe means q saving thousands OF
Hves Dr Perce's Golden Meolehi DIsSy' Iei =. RI
Ii taken ir time Gd gwen Ia,n ,,,,,oh
scsnaiiy cure consumption OF the lungs, Wnlcn lsi
q i reaIiy scrofnlous dlsesse. II this wonoeriui
,oedleise does nOtsfo All We recommend, Wnen
~. ~ ,sirecfei we will cheerfuily and
promptly return al monef paid for y: Csn any
nfIer ke more generous or fairf NO otner ned,
frina noasagoes snfflcient power over that Iata
n,aledy-Co Consumption 10 warrant US nlanniec
t,,rere In selling ii under such trying cobdltIons.
ma . Golden Medical Discovery y not only the
most wonderful Alternative, or blooa-c
knorn 10 b edical science, but also posses,5ea
snpsi o. nutrtlve and tomb, or ttrengtn-
fr6reries, which assist n ) food 70 digest ana
keeo,oe nsslnliated, thus building up ooth
strength and flesh. For all cases OF Broacnia, a ,h
Throst and Lung Diseases, accompanied WIN
isnoerlnr coughs, IL IA Absolutely unequaled aS
renedy' For Weak Lungs, splitting OF Blood
and Kindred affections, Il surpasses All o'her
mollcines.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
&SoOREWARD

ufacturers of DIR. sRge's Catarrh remedy
for Gaze Of Catarrh in the head which they
cannot cGre. BY its mno, soothing and healing
properties. DR.. sage's Remedy cures the worst
cases. no matter how bal. or OF how long stand
Jag. Flny cents, BY druggists.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
The Carpenters and Governor Pen.

nOyer.
There are a number of carpenters
who have grievance against the
governor. Mr.. f. l.. Briggs, Sa-
lem carpenter, says that four years
ago when they were at work on the
portico Of the state house they went
to work at $3.50 day. When they
finished up there they went to the
asylum, and it was understood that
hey were to go on at the same
terms. They worked 20 days and
were laid of; when they got their
pay their bills were cut to $500 a
day. The architect in charge, Mr..
w. d. Pugh, sustained the men and
irgued it before the governor that
the carpenters should get $3.50. The
governor declined to change the
figures. and said the bill was al
lowed at $500 and he did not see
how it could be changed. The
house came to the relief of the car
penters but the bill was not passed
IN the senate.
The Bill was entitled House Bill
No. 219, and proposed to pay the
carpenters TO the extent Of so cents
4 day in addition to what they bad
been paid by the Board. The num-
ber of carpenters was about sixteen
and the cut on their wages was a
total of about $3.50, which they lost.
Geo. w. Mcbride as republican
secretary of state and Mr.. Webb as
democratic treasurer both said it was
a mistake that should be corrected
and could be done through the
architect. But the governor was
firm that it could not be done and
should not be.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

~ II. MORSE, contractor and Builder
IL. All ers promptly attended TO
iDl High street, Salem.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

TOHN GRAY.-ContrnctOr and builder.
81 Fine inside finishing speciality. 1856
Commercial street, Salon Oregon.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

DOBERT a McNALLY, Architects. No.
IL 1872 State Street Plans and speelfica-
lions OF all classes Of OF buildings ON short
notice. superintendent ofwork promptly
loOKed amer. 26tf
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

TOHN KNIGHT, Blacksmith. Horse
81 shoeing and repairing speciality. shop
at the foot Of Liberty street, Salem, Oregon.
220tf
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
BUSINESS CARDS.

NJ. CLOUGH, Undertaken. Embalmer
n, and cabinet Maker, l07 state st..
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

H -. soUTHwICK, Contractor and
L. builder, Well prepared TO do all
kinds OF building and guarantee satisfca-
ton, i-2l-lm
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

TOHN A. CARSON, Counsellor and AZ.
sJ t0rney-at-Law. Member Of the Bar of
Ontario, Canada. ONCE l2 State street,
Salem, Oregon.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

T.. and Street Cur Advert ing Agent.
Collections made At reasonable rates.
Goods sold on commission. Advertise
ments inserted I'm street cars at bedrock
rntes. 263 Commercial St., Salem, ore.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

4 A. APPLICABLE, attorney ut law
sD Frlers block. Commercial and State
streets, salem, Or.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

III T.. WILLIAMS. STENOGRAPHER
w. and Typewrltist. ONCE with Capt.
tai city Ry Co, us state 81.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

OLIVE LODGE No IL, ]. o. o, f., meets
" In Odd Fellows Hall up stairs. Corner
Commercial and Ferry streets, every Sat
uTday At 7;30 p. IN.
J. l.. MITCHELL, !. A. MANNING,
Secretary. N. q.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

UNILMoN FORD, attorney nj law, Salem,
Oregon. Office ur stairs In Pntton's
block.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
SOCIETY NOTICES.

TNIaHTsOFPYT Regular meet
IN ing on Tuesday night Of each week NJ
7;30 y. m.
J. O'nONALD: q. @.
w. II. II. WATERS. X. OF H. andS.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

II j. SHAW, Attorney.at Law, Salem,
u Oregon. Office first door TO the len
AZ head Of stairs in the rear Of l1dd d
Bush's bank,
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

The Richaris drOg company. agents So
snd hlt sarkot strcct, nsAn krsnclsoo. Oal
Crcuiar walled me-,
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

n A. R.-Sedgwick Post, No. 10, Depart
VI ment OF Oregon, meets every Monday
evening at the hall over the Oregon Land
company's Office. Visiting comrades ara
cordially invited 10 attend.
j. q. SHERMAN, Post Commander.
y. A. RANDIE, AdJutalt.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

nRATT a HUNT, attorneys at law, Salem,
Oregon. ONCE over Barr's Jewelry store,
State street.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

A o. Y. W.--PrOtectlou Lodge No. 2, A.
~. o. u, W., Salem, oregon. Meets each
Wednesday evening at Us hall In state In.
aurance block, corner Commercial and
Chemeketa streets Visiting and Sojourn.
ing bgethren Invited B A RANpLE, NJ W
IRA EhB, Recorder.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

nRs. JESSUP & CARTWRIGHT Ho-
IL meopaihic Physicians Salem, Ogn
II Cartwright, NJ, d., speciality, surgery
and surgical diseases Of women. =. X. Jes-
sup, M. D., specially, diseases Of children
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

nR.J.M KEENE, Dentist Office over
IL the White Corner, Court and Com
I1erclal streets.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-05-27

N KNIGHT, Eclectic PhvsiclS9, office
". IN Court street, salem Oregon. Pul.
Y1onary diseases n specially.
Smyrna times., 1890-11-12
letter and BoIls.

For years was afflicted with an ag-
gravated case Oftetter. tried lotions,
salves, soaps, and other external appli-
cations, without any beneficial results.
In addition to the tetter, BOils COM
menced breaking out all over my body
causing me so much pain that | had to
quit work and 90 to bed. then deci-
ded that | had started wrong and in
stead of using external treatment |
ought to 60 to the seat Of the disease
and purify my blood ,as it was obvious
ly bad blood that caused both the tetter
and the bOilS. | took several blood
purifiers without any good effects.
About the time my case was pro-
nounced incurable | commenced tax
ing 5. :. S. In few weeks the letter
was cured and one by one the bols
disappeared uutil was entirely and
permanently cured This was three
years ago, and since then have been
free from any skin eruptiOns. My
skin is now and ha1 been for three
years as smooth as any oues. ). 5 5
not only cured me Of the letter anC
bOls but restored my appetite and gen
eral health. causing me to increase il
health and improve in every way.
NJ. :. POLLOCK, New London, 0.
May 6, 1890.
Smyrna times., 1890-11-12
Marvellous Endurance

The last amount of labor performed by
the heart in keeping all portions of the
body supplied with blood is not generally
known. 1t beats 100000 times, and forces
the blood ut the rate of l6S miles day.
which is 3,OOO,OOO,OO0 times and >, j,ljOSS0
miles in "a life time. No wonder there are
somany Heart Failures. The first symptoms
are shOrtness of breath when exercising,
pain in side or stomach, futtering, choking
in throat, oppression, then follow weak,
hungry or smothering spells, swollen an
kles, etc DR. Franklin Miles New Heart
Cure is the only reliable remedy. Sold by
j. w. Denney.
Smyrna times., 1890-11-12
SECRET SOCIETIES.

MoRNIXG STAR LODGE, No. 6, !. o. o. F,-Meets
every Friday evening, at O'Clock.
MCDONNELL ENCAMPMENT, No. ?, q. O. F.-Meets
Second and Fourth Tuesday evenings of each
month. at 7 O'Clock.
HARMONY LODGE, No. l3, A. +. A. M-Mcets First
and Third Thursday evenings of each month
at o'clock.
SMYRNA LODGE, No. >, !. 0. q. meets every
Wednesday evening, at O'Clock.
SMYRNA COHcLAvE, No. A., ORDER OF HEPsAsoPHs
Meets first Wednesday evening of every month
UNION CASTLE No Il, X. G. E--Meets every Thurs
day evening in odd Fellows Hall, att o'clock
ROYAL TRMPLARs OF TEMPLARs.-Meets every
Thursday evening at o'clock in Good Tenn
paTs Hall.
MIsPAH LODGE, No. 1G, A. O. L. W.-Meets ever,
Monday evening at clock in Odd Fellows
Hall.
Smyrna times., 1890-11-12
The SMYRNA TIMES.
,gmY2'm0, DeI.,
Wednesday Afternoon, Nov. IL, 1890
CHURCH SERVICES.

AsBURY METHODIsT overwhelmingly
ing at 1917 a. N and IA P N. Sunday School
ppm. Prayer Meeting-Thursdays at ~ P. n.
Rev W. W. w. Wilson, Pastor
ST. PETERS PROTESTANT EPIsCoPAL.-Sunday-
Preaching at 1917 a. NJ. and 71zP. N. Holy Days
-9% A. NJ Sunday School, P. N. Prayer
Meeting Wednesdays, at "a P. NJ. Rev. G. w.
Dame, Rector.
PREsBYTERI -Sunday-Preaching at 1917 A. H.
and IA P. N. Sunday School-2P.M. Prayer
Meeting-Fridays at P. N. Rev. G G. Adams
pastor.
ST POLYcARP CATHOLIC CHURCH.-MasS on F1Is
and Third Sundays, at 7.3O A. NJ, and ON tho
Second and Fourth Sundays, at l0.3G 4 N
Catechism Glasses taught every Sunday aftel
Mass Rev. Jas p Quigley, pastor
CENTENNIAL METHODIST EPISCOPAL (Colored) -
Sunday-Preaching at II a. NJ. and ~ P. NJ
Sunday School, P. N. Rev. 5. Hammond
Pastor.
A. NJ K. -Sunday-PrcaChing at lO1
A. NJ and ~ P. NJ. sunday SchoOl-2l2 p. NJ
Rev. J. PeytOn, Pastor
Smyrna times., 1890-11-12
A Strange Case. .

Ind, lived two thousands years ago she
would have been thought to be possessed
by evil spirits. She was subject to nervous
prostratiOn, headaches, dizziness, backache,
palpitation and forty to fifty spasms Il day.
Though having been treated by eight phy-
sicians for years without success, she was
permanently cured by one bottle Of DR..
Miles Restorative NerviHe. A trial bottle
of this new and wonderful medicine, and a
finely Illustrated treatise free at j. w,
Dennays Drug store, who recommends
and guarantees it,
Smyrna times., 1890-11-12

Prof. V. B. Buchanan, NJ. D., writes
to the arena imparting much informa-
tiOn which is important if true. He
predicts that between 1910 and 1916
America will be devastated by fright
full war, "a labor and capital war, and
a black and white war" in which the
church will be shattered and the mar
riage relation approximated to free
dom. He also foretells a fifty foot
tidal wave on the Atlantic coast and
other annOyances.
Smyrna times., 1890-11-12

A ray of hope for all who are held
by the chains of scrofula or other dis.
eases of the blood comes from Hoods
sarsa parilla, which, by impartinR the
elements Of good health and strength
to the vital fluid dissOlves the bondG
of disease and sets the captive free.
Smyrna times., 1890-11-12

Doctor-'I have the pleasure of in
forming you, Mr.. Captious, that you
are the father of twins"
Mr.. C.-"Excuse me, doctor, but as
there have heen so many discrepen-
oies in tie census lately, I'll have to
ask you to oblige me with recount.
boston Courier.