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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
ALTAR AND TOMB.

MARRIAGES.
Mr.. Kopeke and Miss Valusta Mashik
Caldwell, August Is.
Mr.. E. c. Pearson and Mrs. Sallie
Sharp, San Antonio, August 10.
Mr.. ]. NJ Waugh and Miss Annie Sal
mons, Bolton, August 20.
Mr. W. A. Pace and Miss Lodemis
Madlin, Bolton, August 81.
Mr.. Albert Pew and Miss Nan cy Cox
Whit, August II.
Mr.. Umph vestil and Miss Smith,
Whit, August II.
Mr. j. j. Williams and Miss Winnie
Thompson, Galveston, August 10.
Mr., Chris Geutner and Miss Amanda
Bitzeiine, Galveston, August 20.
Mr.. Jesse Laycook and Miss Alice
Ryan, Galveston, August 81.
Mr.. Randle Clayton and Miss Edith
Led DIETER, Galveston, August %.
Mr.. Charles Berg and Miss Emma
Kersoh, Galveston August %.
Mr.. B. B. johnson and Miss May Simp-
son, Galveston, August 80.
Mr.. W. a. Jones and Miss Mamie
Peterson, Springtown, August 90.
Mr.. o. 8. Ford and Miss r. L. FIippen
Iowa Park, August 20.
SHERMAN, Aug. 24.-Mr. B. l.. Brice
and Miss May y. LUCAS were married
last night IN this city; also Mr.. C, N.
Watts and Miss Cathrine Hickey.
DEATHS.
Miss Lucy Mccoy, Atlanta, August 16.
Mr.. Robert E. Lee Russell, Bertram,
August 19.
Mr.. John Truelove. Blooming Grove
August 20.
Mr.. John Anderson, Orange, August
10.
90.
EDDY, Aug. 24.-Mrs. R. III. Wood
an estimable Christian lady, died az this
place Friday night and was buried Sat-
urday afternoon. Mrs. Wood was loved
by all who knew her, and loved best by
those who knew her best. She leaves q
bus band. and little daughter eleven
yea rs CID.
SHERMAN. Ang. 24.-The infant child
OF Henry Evans died last night.
FoRNEy, Aug. 25.-Mrs. Lee Ivy died
at 9 'clock on the 18th, and was buried
in the Forney cemetery.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
TEXAS SCHOOLS AND CHURCHES,

The Methodists of Pecos City are per-
fecting arrangements for building q
church in a short time.
The citizens of Thorp Springs, Hood
county, have decided to celebrate the
laying of the corner stone of the new
university building by q barbecue on
Tuesday, the 9th of September.
BEDFORD, Aug. 25.-The Methodist
protracted meeting at Euless, will now
close, but Elder Mothershed of the
Baptist faith, who preached at Bedford
yesterday morning commenced meeting
at Euless last night, and will continue
all week. Teachers for Bedford college
have not yet been employed.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
TEXAS IN TYPE.
TEXAS CROPS AND WEATHER.

The cotton crop prospects in Taylor
| county are fine, and cotton planters
think that the recent rains will increase
sthe crop greatly.
A heavy rain fell over Bell county last
week which has put late cotton in fine
shape.
The recent rains in Montague county
| insures fair crop of cotton. Corn is
already made and will average fairly
well. Fall vegetables will be plenty ac-
cording to the prospect.
There are sectious in Bowie county on
which the corn will make over fifty bush :
els to the acre.
There comes report from Wolfe City !,
Hunt county, that the boil worms are
playing sad havoc with the late cotton.
In some fields all the tender bolls and
squares are destroyed.
Coke county lays claim to the best
crops in Western Texas, the largest wa
termelon, the prettiest woman.
The Dublin Telephone: From all in
dications there will be cotton crop this
year considerably above an average.
There will be plenty of corn for home
consumption, and enough for the hogs
able to raise his own bacon and render
out his own lard.
CENTREvILLE, Aug .23.-Leon county IS
frat bale of cotton was brought here yes
terday by P. Poster and sold to Prnitt &
Coley for eleven cents. 1t was classedlas
middling. The cotton crop over the
county generally is considered the best
raised here in the last seven or eight
years. Picking is just beginning in the
uplands. The bottom crops are consid-
erably later. Worms are bothering but
very little, mostly in young cotton. but
the farmers are poisoning them as fast as
they appear. Good rains have fallen
nearly all over the county this week.
The corn crop is very light.
TERRELL, Aug. 25.-Cotton is coming
in and cotton pickers are coming into
this section at lively rate.
FoRNEY, Aug. 25.-Our town has re-
celved to date about seventy-five bales
of cotton, fifty-six OF which has been
sold to 2. w. Heath of Terrell for for
eign shipment. The crop will be short
one.
WACO, Aug. 25.-Cotton is opening
very rapidly now and picking is progress
ing as rapidly as the scarcity of hands
will permit. In a few weeks the streets
of Waco will assume their accustomed
busy appearance.
BEDFORD, Aug. 25.-Refreshine
rains, land in some places heavy rains fell
in the vicinity of Bedford last week
thought It did not quite reach the little
village. Indications are that there will
be more soon.
COLUMBUS, Aug. 25.-Cotton is conn.,
ing in with a rush, fifty to 100 bales be-
ing the daily receipts. and business in oil
branches is good.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
In a State of Eruption.

CHICAGO, ILL.,, Aug. 25.-A dispatch
from Seattle says passengers on the
steamer Arago report that Mount Bogo-
siov, Alaska, is in a state of eruption
The steamer left Ounalaska July 8, and
at that time large volumes of smoke and
steam could be seen issuing from vol
cano, while at night pillar of fire thou
sands of feet IN height was discernsble
for miles. Bogosio has been in g state
of active eruption ever since. The sight
is grand one, and marines hope the
activity will continue, as it serves as q
lighthouse in guiding the vessels through
Ounalaska pass.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
TEXAS NOTES AND PERSONALS.

The second annual exhibit of the Texas
State grange fair, immigration and man.
ufacturing association opens October z i,
1894, and continues Eve days. The fist
tering encouragement of the past has in
ddced the management to present q re-
vised catalogue and premium list of the
fair to be held In October next, with
list considerably extended and premiums
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
What IL Does.

Hood 3 sarsaparilla.
/. Purifies the blood.
2. Creates an appetite.
8. Strengthens the nerves.
4. Makes the weak strong.
5. Overcomes that tired feeling.
6. Cures scrofnl, salt rheum, etc.
z. Invigorates the kidneys and liver.
8. Relieves headache, indigestion,
dyspepsia.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
For sleeplessness
Use Horsford,s Acid Phosphate.

DR.. O. R. DAKB, Belleville, H., says: 'I
haze found it, and it alone. to be capable Of pro-
sonnnid from oveTpork Of the brain. mitch so
often occurs IN actips professional and business
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26

Drink Lemon Tone, at Howe & Bar
rows Yellow Front Drug Store. sig
Main street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26

also best appetizer known, is Angostura Bit
tiers, the genuine Of Dr. ]. G.. B Siegeft q
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
dyspepsia

Special TO the Gazette
KEMP, Tex, Aug. 25.-Our little
town is very much excited at the report
of smallpox near Canton, IN Van Zandt
county, g distance Of about twenty miles.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
TExAs JouRNALIsM.

The Chirsno Beacon has made it's first
appearance this week with J. W. H.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-08-26
A VETERAN.

Twas wounded in the leg at the battle of Stone
River, Dec 3lst, 1852 Ny blood was poisoned
from the effects of the wound, and the leg
ESgelled TO double its natural size, and remained
my whole system, and l suffered thousand
deaths. Nothing did me any good until took
Swift's Specific, which took the poison outof
my system, and enabled me TO feel myself >
man again. S. S. s. is the remedy for blood
poison. JOIN CONWAY, London, o.
free.
SWIFT srroIr1c Co. Drswe. 8. Atlanta Co
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16
SOLD by ALL DRUGGISTS.

t. ths IIoner,hls Cossty Co~mi..ionsr. u IN
tuantY "a ONfuri
h anfisr-ixns-i. ssisstn,sn and inkshitant. ~
N tssu ~ Nur~ay. In All CSanty u Oxfori,
rwsp-gfuny rypre-snt that the Couniy rad
lra.hng frun Ner~ar LAks IN All to~n "a >ar.
way IN ths Coanty - ONfsr,i aforv.sii o. Harm
ssu a. ~ Coatty ~ CutahsrtAB.t xsll knssu a.
~ Narrt-sn stAEv rsAii, "a huih ut-sn the
oftxinal k-ston A. male ~ Tho uoaorAbs
CgartY tomn.i..isnsr.. frstn AMI tstsesa The
fslusihx uanrci psints, o. 81 tommenrlnE
a. I-aint nsar N haihiihxs ~ flbrt.iss ssm
ma. shrre all r.ai cru--.s Lombard nr-rk
an'i eNtesiins bgrtheriy % q Ioiut s.ssthsrly ~
tseorss nunhsIn's pl.cs All narthsriy % ghask-
4 knu~n a. tbs OFT fvftlan.i r,ssd thu. torullns
M tsgr oorssr. ns-r All bs'~sn IN toe
plars- A-i hanss-i.
Year Tstitisssr. le.irs th.ttAs sahi Coanty rad
ttsrFt-sn stssv rrsi - k-stssl by yoar Ifsosr
ala bari a. 4 Il ns~ trasellssi, ~ eli. Gom.
nsnClnE ~ ths sait Losalsxri np-ak and felisu
inx All Coanty raj 80 iisrri-on stage resi as
40 trareil~i frVsa AL ef,.ok NJ ths afsr~-aii
four ccrnsFs forroet ~ H. All Ilarrf-aa .ssxe
raj snd ~ saii OF Porisni rod . hisA t...-.
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sans.
ma. ls..tiss 3. as-ir,.i h-sau-, % dine.s,..
habA q sri-s fron N fAest that All nod .. 100
trsseilssi betseea m toe sasstisns-i ysint. "a.
never - kssfs.t
Year pstitisrsrs thsrsfor, pray that yoa viii
vis~ All rvats AMI mAks .ack ~. ~ .tisn ..
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16
rss cseysANJntMuus OF TO-DAY.

p.rhap. .om. people have s~-n aud all
mlrei the old fashioned double chrysan-
,hsmum., which ~~rv the glory of tho
outdoor garden. In late autumn and ear
IL winter, twenty years sgo, They
s.rv of all colors, from pure white to
,lc-p crimson, including lovely shades Ut
yellow and violet; In form, some wrr-
loo.s, som. compact, some large az
lahila., .om. small, Ike buttons. All
scrc hardy. aud the plants lasted Tor
YEAR, With but little carr. Where ARE
they today We attend the shows anil
s.- gorgeous. plant. In wonderful va
riety, all b~aring names. We admire
,heui, and note q few varieties, ~ which
se obtain Young plants In the spring.
Ib~y grow, bat fall to bloom In the au-
,umn. We attribute their failure Ia
lack ~ age, aud allow them 90 remain
In the garden till another YEAR. WHEN
az look for them Ia the spring, Ne Ind
ihem limp and llfeles.. How many have
had lust such an experienced Until re-
crntly, the chryssntbemum has bern
one 81 our hardiesi, easiest-grown low
cr.. The hsa 81 hsriines. has been by
sommon consent linked With the very
name, AMI Nc ind II hard Ia eliminate ".
Hut thl. Ne must do. III. chrysanthc-
mum of to-day IL practically tender
plant. To produce Il In lite beauty, We
must not only carefully protect II during
wIuier, but must grow IL under glass
during II. blooming period. u cannot
endure the damp, cold atmosphere aud
CHILLY Wind. Ia which the chrysanthe-
mum. of our grandmother. wcr ex-
posed.
II 4. popular, but not among the
mas... 81 flower growers. IL IL fancy
dover. . pampsr-d ut 81 the florist
sho has time aud means ~ devote to
IL. culture. The farmers wife may al.
mlrr the pug or poodle, which ia so
aff,stionstely carried or lei through the
sirvets by u. owner, but sh. has po use
Tor such q creature nj her own home.
n r~lulr-. too much time and alteration.
And .o u !. With the fancy chry santhe-
mum. Tie masses of flower growers
ha,. no, the time nor the facilities for
it, culture. oh, Tor q collection 81 the
lovely, old. fashioned, hardy chrysantbe-
mum. Of our grsndmo,her's garden
That a portion 81 the immense coliec-
,ion of named chrysantb~mums In culti-
Walton are suitable for the garden IL un-
disputed, but NO Que cars Ia assume the
trouble and expense ~ determining thru
merely for their own personal benen'.
Who will undertake Ia furnish the
ms..e. % people With hardy chry sanihe-
nuns, oil or new, which are suitable
Tor garden culturvt
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16
srAIE or MANY.

COt>rt 90 OxsOsp. so,
h.art - ceansy Commissioner. s<ps- ss-<isa.
UrO> TIE forssoinx p-sifisa. satisfactory svi.
dsace having hssa rssisci that The pstiliossrs
srs rr-psnsibls. IN ~ OspsRkn, thai the eyanfy
ccmui--ionsr- msst % tes stsrv 81 fsrrtl<v a
psnferth. Norway Lake In >srway ea Tuesday
N fouficsnth day ~ O<tot<r newt a Ten
% ths CAsk. A n, AMI thsers prcs~.i
~ tisw Ne roUts menfh.nei IN ssii y-sitisa
Immediately AMER ~tich view, q hssftnx u
N psftie- All tir wifnes-s- sln ~ hal a -ss.<
oossenisnt plsos In the ,irinify. sna snsh o<hrr
a.cssares tsksn In ne presni-s~ as IN CosnnHis-
sl.snsrs .i-sh istxs Pret~r. And 70 Il farh<r
osntskb. tt,st nstiss ~ M tin.s. pls<s asi par
ps-< ~ M tosnnti-.ionsr-' mssfinx sfsrx<ail 10
given D. eli I-fr-sas ssd esrysr.fisas issrr~-s.-f
b. easing stis-tei eoys- u All t<fltiss an. III
thi- or,isr thsresa ~ ~ -~rv~f us.a ~ Cirrs
~ N ts~n - Norway ant aka t.-s>-i an
IN thres pubns Plsce- IN -sid tywa a.f p.s
Iish~i thfes sc~ks sscss-~itely In th< Oxk.ri
fAsnerrst, . nsu-Ispsr printef q farss In al
tsenfy "a oxfera, ~ sr-s % -sla pskHrssssss
AMI $50 - th< DIR ns<ir~s. ~ 10 nod. srrv~i
and pc-s<i. 20 ksss tkirty days t~f.rs saif 49,
20 usstiax. ~ ~ ea.i thai al p<r~sss asa ess.
porsfises NAY tkss ssi thew appear All sA~v
esa-s. n AM tA<y ksv~. vsy ~ praysr % sali
I<slt.s.<rs sAs1ki - - ransri
ATTEST ALhKkr . AUSTIN. Cha.
:, I've COW sf ss'a rssss'as ana 6rssT ss
xrIssr' ALsxxr .. ArsrIx. CHA.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16
4 OUos's sssuka 70 cowsova


A boo< and shoe drummer Of thIs city,
away Nd n the r. r. a. and good fel.
Low I'll round and versciously known al
over the widc West, quito soulfully told
this among the last stories Of . number
related BY travelling men last Night at
The Midland Hotel: 81 VISA" said be,
80 short time ago out In little town IN
Nebsaska, where you coald without Inn
sginatiou look over the imaginary iins
dividing NebrAska aud wyomlng and 80
scrrs upon scrrs of the new sister. ]
VAS NJ the station of about the dullest
little sun-iri~l town ever was In walt
lng Zoe the train, late, ~ usual, come
two OF thru h0urs. This little town
was on branch road. I'll not name u,
there's rhiel among us taking notes,
and he'll prvni 'etn, ne ! expect Ia 20
hack therc again. There wcrv two other
commercial men waiting ~ ! WAS. One
Was . sh-looking sort of fellow,
got up With q sash and the other unities.
lie sst down In the shadow of the shed
th,t served for depot, and opening .
small grip pulled out hook aud bcenn
reading, reading and reading intentiy.
80 lntently that he sprawied hlmself
along the length ar width of the plat
form. Two neutrality-suspicious. cow
boys on pinto ponies rode down 10 the
depot, aud lettering their ponies. came
under the roof of the sh~i. They began
In . short time nudging zach other jccu.
lariy, and finally one got up and walked
over toward the dude, and accidentally
stumbled over hi. feet. The cowboy
spologis~d ssrcasticaily and the dude
like Tcots, saId: Its az no consequence
Then the cowboy sgsIn performed hls
accidental act, and an apology was made
and accepted, quite nai,ely. Returning
o. HE comrade there va. quite an hilsri-
ou. pow.wow by the COW boys, aud then
the second Que started out for his share
of the fun.
Emboldenei by the two trips ~ his
comrsde over the dudes patent leather
lnclo..i feet, the cowboy dlssialnet tn
stumble over them, but came down With
both feet square on the shin. of the
duds-,ire.sed reader. Excuse me-
Certainly Vas answered, but With the
reply. .th. dude pulled an sppl. from
his pocket, and tossing u inio the air
drrw q rryoi,vr from hls grip, ani,
shooting. spin th. apple sIusr.iy In
two. lie threw up another apple aud
performed the anne act, aud then turn
lag io the two cowboys, wbo had clu.-
tered together themsslv~. and four big
revolver. strapped to 'rm the dude,
poiutins hi. rv,oi,er at the cowtsys,
ssL: Il am little biz on the shoot my
..lf sni 10 YOU fellows don't leave very
.son III divide you two fellows Ike !
dbl The apples, or I'll break up Jour
partnership The cowboys had the dls-
crvtion IL the King ~ France who
marched 1000 men uPs bill aud down
again when he ss~ the enemy on the
other si,ie, aud .neakingiy sceking their
ponle. mounted them and rude away.
The dude" .ah the rrlstor, anil the
.iory he AYERS IL true, "bclongs Ia one
% Kansas Ciiy's shooting clubs"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

We have made arrangements With Dr.
II. j. Kendall TO-, publishers of ~
Trxtise oa the lior.e and HE Diseases
which will enable all our subscribers to
obtain copy Of that valuable work yrse
by sending their address (enclcsinT .
two-cent stamp for mailing sanel Ia Dc.
n. J. Kendall Co., EnosburE Falls, VI.
This hook IL nov resoguiscd ~ standard
authority upon ell diseases Of the horse,
~ lie phenomenal ssle sttests, over four
million copies having brru cold In the
past ten years. q sAic never before reseb.
ei by any publication In the same period
of time. We feel conhdeat that our pa
irons xIll appreciate the Sork. and BE-
glad "a avail them selves of this oppos-
tunlty of obtaining . valuable book.
u Il necessary that you meafIcn THE
paper In seodlng for the "Tresilse.'
1his oatr vii remain open toe euiy .
shut time.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16
HONENAKRRS COLUMN.

ssssss1 49, sass:s iicssssssss
Colrns. OzSDFa psassssa, fsna. hsasA
GAssl AND PicruRG pRAPGRiGA
A friend has asked, "Iiow shall I
drsle my plc<ares!- To which reply.
am NOT do n!- n yosr pIcsurcs arr
good, Why try "a hide ~ draw attention
from them By p.sce Of printed siis Of
cmbroltisrys And u yca sre Ashamed Of
rear pictures, take thesn down. A plain
wall Il not - dreadful 20 look at ~ the
miserable afiAis sold from door TO door,
and Il IL Amazing 10 see how many viii
hang them in thrlr hoascs. A wood-cut
from q weekly paper. provided The sub
jcxt u . reproduction of some famous
painting. With . pine frame stained,
shows b~tter taste than many Of those
so-caiird "hand- palntings.-
Perhaps you have good picture well
framed, and by some mlshap q part OF
the frame IL Injured; then, II you have .
choice. embroidered mantei or crrye
scarf that some uncle of brother has
brought home from sca) by all means
toss IL csrclcssly over the msrrcd frame.
Don't try to arrange L.; let 10 take lie
own folds. should u fall "all In .
hap" try the experiment again, and
sgsln, III you feel SURE Il looks careless
" PRETTY, then leave u; but u you try
In fold u here and plait Il there, nine
times out of ten II will look more sulta-
BILE for the milllncr's window than the
psrlor wall.
AZ rule keep your India silks for
irsping casels, tables, msntels, etc.
Canton cr-Je shswls. With their luSur-
lsni embroidery aud graceful, ample
fringe, adapt themselves souderfnlly To
thi. purpose. Many of thee are In cx-
qul.l,c shades 81 pink, bufY, scarlet, and
pale green. and ! have slso known of
black ou-s, embroidered In bright colors.
once ssw an attractive corner drsIed
xiih q scarlet shawl. 4 small corner
.helf had heru screwed to the wall aud
under this stocd an old card table, one
Iid of which Was leaning against the
xaii. just above the bracket one end
70 the .hswi Mas Tackled, thus forming
IN effective background for q Venus de
Milo, that In u. turn, kept the shawl In
place ON the .helf. from tbew u hung
gftteIuUN ettf one tul W w" tab' ttt
and ,ild service slso az q tahls-cloth held
In place by various ornaments.
souetim-. We scc q large Easel With .
very small picture ou II, and Invariably
IA awkward .rscc i~twcen the eie- 81
ID. fran. aud top of easel. There IL
no, a better place than this for your
.lrsp~ry. Instead of taking away from
the plrturr, u viii aid ,o ". Indeed.
under the.- circumstances, q frame IL
often dispensed With. 4 very suitable
plasv I. over q csblnst.
Mantle lsmbr-quins are bat little usssi
ne~. u being more artistic Ia draPe q
part 10 the shelf. An o,er-top msniel 10
NJ black walnut, the scsrfof an exquisite
.hsd. % yellow gold With hands of blue.
.caris, and olive, woven In. You can
huy similar silks In q variety of co'ors
by the yard. aud they are comparatively
lDcxp-n.i,e Tor such effective material.
Ia o,hcr word. you get good deal for
your money.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16

No. SS..-CurtaIinsn,s' Itsths. bath.
hat
No, ss-SumsricAi Enigma No one
wound. ms with impunity.
No. 90 -EnigmAtioal Ciie>; Singapore.
Bombay. Batavia. SaeI
No. -Chsraies: Rosewood Round
hssi Land crab
NJ. ai-AnAgnmi Looking backward
NJ. .sa-Metagram Lave; cave. save;
have. wave. rave, nave.
No. 20, Mental Arithmetic; Th~s times
ten s~ thirty
No. sA-An American Poet johs
Grvsnie q Whittier
No. s,a-A fAsorit. Flower; PAfsy.
NJ s.i-wori Buiblings I. !. Il. he. bite.
tril-.. br-tir. blister. bristle~L 2 I. In. din.
dinc. hend. define. rhn~i. trfricnd . A.
am. mat. team. STRAIN. mastes. msttep.
msitr-~s. tesns,er~. srss;ter~rs. 4 u. on.
one. note. stone. hors~t. bornet.. shortena
No 2E.-Conundrums l. B-csuss che
h.s no, spark lsft. Z Becauss ~~ cannot
be wci without H. 4 B-cAnss it's too APP
parent 90 q pArentl 4 Beeanss you ean
only 80 little bit. q Because Il Il tony
plrt (i,onspartsl a When 10 IL 10 ttwol.
(: pecsnss be make notss 4 General
Want D B.cchus Cisrk-usl
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16

A SHORT GANE.-..l have seen some
pretty remarkable whist hands," said
the drummer, a. he hogan Ia deal.
"when Was making my last trip tn
Chicago saw one man hold all thirteen
tr,imps." .
.Tha, !. no, very unusual" remarked
one Of his hearers.
"Not at all, but the curious part ut
Il Was, that he only took one trick"
allows thaty'
.why, he trumpet hIs partners ace,
first time round, aud BILE partner Got up
and threw him out Of the window" con-
cludei the drummer, ~ he turned up =
two amt
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16

Cierk-"Does IL take you an hour tn
90 around the cornrry' IIoy-"A man
dropped q quarter down hole la the
sidewalk" Clerk-"And II took YOU
all this time 10 get IL outy'' Boy-"ie.,
sir. had to walt I'LL the man went
away"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16
DRUNKENNESS Lisu0R HABIT
all he wesi ti<rv V bat one eurv.
pf Ilaib~s' Goli<n sp~sfhe.

% can 10 rfvea On . cup % tea ~ coffee without
IN knou isifv of IN psrsso takia6 u. sssssinG
Q sp>riy anil y-~smaa<ss earv. vh~shss IN ~.
tisnt is Q moisvsts drtaksr 90 an arohone vrvsh.
have tAksn the Gohien spsvisr IN thsir osdcs
uithaut their ksyv i-ixe. SOL tstay t<tess Thy
quiz drnkins of th>ir own frv~ vii No harsafal
eject rvsahs frvm 10 sfministrntics. Curv
fuarAss~ei. sssi Zoe sirvslar All ful psFtise'
Iars. Aiiress % eonadsnoe, Sohten s,s<tec
En-. 10 RA~s ssrv<t. Cisstsssu. a.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16

II !. astonishing how rapidly the
feeble aud dcbliitat-'i gain sir-nEth and
vigor when taking Ayers ssrsaparills.
For what arr called "brokrp-iowu con.
siitutions," nothing el.. has proved go
effective az this powerful bat perfectly
.afe medicine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16

~ feel" .aid the yoang man 10 her
father. ''that exisience without your
daughter would b. only drcsry task,
wbc.e completion would not come too
.oon.- "yery WE'LL" said the old gen
tleman, "takc her. aud presently you'll
feel the sAnis Way, only more So"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16

The Culprit (in confusioa) --"I.eslly
YOU must excuse m-, but ] thouehi u
Vas lIe,iy Hopper" sb--''well
you'rv excussble. 4 man that ~oald
want To Ma. iIc'iy Hopper isa't rc-pon'
.lhlr for al. acts."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-09-16

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Ely. Cream balm, which !. s,fc sni
pleasant, aud IL easily applied. u cure.
the worst eases ~ caisrrh, cold In the
head and hay fever, giving relief from
IN. fret application. Price - cents.