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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

John Gardner, NJ. D., is a London Ply
stefan who makes specially Of the treat
ment of diseases Of elderly persons. In
recent book upon this subject, DIR. Gard
ner says:
=" A healthy and vigorous state of every
part and every organ is essential to the
health and well being of the whole system
To grow old gracefully is not the COM
mon lot ~ all. With advancing years
come increased infirmities they are by no
means inevitable, and their presence is due
to the failure 10 keep up to their work the
various organs Of the body. The study of
the body by scientists furnishes unques-
tionable evidence that the duration of
human life may be prolonged TO hundred
years"
Why, then, do so few live 10 that age:
and why after middle life-and often be-
fore-is there so much suffering from ner-
yousness, rheumatism, feebleness, lack Of
appetite, sleepleSsness, and debility? Be-
cause long life or overwork has weakened
the nervous system. Rev. T. WilIiston,
the famous author of "Christs Milleniai
Reign, when eighty four years old, suf-
fered with indigestion and rheumatic af-
fections. His attention was called FORUM
ately to Paine's Celery Compound. A free
use Of that great medicine for the nerves
cured him, and made great improvement
in his general health
This grand discovery is an unequaled
medicine for the aged. II produces life
and energy and is a marvellous preserver
of the fire and vigor Of youth. There is
nothing like il fors,rengthening the nerves,
and curing the diseases TO which old folks
are specially subject II Is truly called in
valuable by those who have made a special
study OF diseases Of elderly people.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
A THANKFUL PARsoN.

A pions pnrson, good and trua
Was crossing DER the seaa.
When suddenly there fiercely btew
A wild and sweeping bFeeze
He feared the storm the ship would wreck
Hia heart was sore afraid
He sought the captain on the deck
And found him uudismayed.
The captain Jaw his awful fear
And led him up 10 where
The servant Of the Lord could hear
The sailors roundly swear.
'You clearly see. - the captain said.
III danger lowered nigh.
They'd all be ON their knees instead
And asking grace to die"
The parson felt his words were trle,
And when the skies grew fair
He marveled how the sailors knew
just when to pray or swear
But vhen the seas which wildly flowed
Had erased to plunge and spout,
Unto himself he said ut showed
They know what they're about"
But later on another storm
Came flercer than before
The parson heard with wild alarm
The oceans angry roar.
He sought the deck Ia awful dread
To near the sailors get
He listened then he bowed his head
Thank God. they're swearing yet"
Chicago Herald
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

This body OF ours has been likened 10 q enc
meat II often has . haunseu apartment-the
stomach. Scared by the eldrich sprite, dyspep-
sia, digestion dies and refuses to return. What
can break the spell. what c n raise the ban laid
upon the unhappy organsf We answer unhesi-
tatingly, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, and we
are warra ted In the response by the recorded
testimony of myriads, covering period Of over
third OF q century. course Of the Bitters,
begun In any stage OF the affection aad persist
emily followed, will terminate In cure positive,
not partial The Bltters restores tone TO the ep-
igastric nerve, renews and parlhes the juices
exuding from the cellular tissue that act upon
the food digestively, expels bile from the stom.
ach and the blood aud promotes a regular habit
Of body. Malaria, kidney complaint, nervous
ness, rheumatism and ne ralgla give way 10
this medicine.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
A MercIfnl Man.

Mrs, Simkins has just heard that her
husband has been drawn to serve on a
jury.
John Simkins on the criminal juryi"
exclaimed Mrs. Simkins. well. all |
can say is that congratulate the crimi-
nails"
Why, Mrs. SimkinsS Is your husband
q very mercifnl mann
"Mercifuiy Why. John Simkins
wouldn't hang pictur. much less
door, unless he was Jest made toi"-Mon-
treal Star.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
The sliding Railway Of nari.-

The essence of the invention Of the
sliding railway. which was the sensa
ton Of the Paris exposition. Is the sub
stitution Of thin film Of water, over
which the vehicle slides. for rolling
wheels, the film being maintained by
hydrostatic pressure. and propulsion by
successive jets Of water under pressure,
acting against rib Of buckets extending
under the whole train. thus dispensing
with all locomotive power. Christian at
Work
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
pl,ere.

sphere.
Poor little Mickey
His eye can ght. through his flowing
tears. the garter on his mothers man
moth knee.
''Hal hai hAl Hol hol' he shrieked with
4 maniac's lukewarn laughter, fate
has decreed. | must hence 10 join
them"
To slip the garter from his mammals
knee, hitch II around rusty nail over
the door, and put il around his little
neck was the work Of an instant. In
another he wax strangled, and through
the open door came the echo of another
sough.
Three minutes after the old Billy
sneaked into the Finn yard. He espied
the can which Mr. Finn had left near
the pansies. He lowered his head again
and made rush for IL. 1t was full of
dynamite.
Kismet!
As the sun sank in the west like ball
of red fire THAT evening Mickey Firms
tame crow lighted on the chimney Of the
ruined shanty. There were tears in his
eyes and his sable breast heaved convul
sively. lie 4azed over the scene Of des.
olation. wiped his eyes ON his wing and
dived without moments hesitation
down the mouth Of the still smoking
chimney As he disappeared from view
he croaked ih "A hoarse, strained voice:
'.Neverind rel
The wind continues TO sough at the
same old stand in Lindsley's wood.
| Mr.. Jarr'pld has evidently killed off
all his cha meters except the sough OF
the wind, which he still hangs ON to.
Now that the Finn family are dead, Mr..
/ Jarrold will turn his attention to his
/ Irish reminl f.
Later-Slnce the above was put in
type Mr.. il .rrold has Indignantly denied
any share in the authorship. He says
that the Finn family are alive and well
Ed. THE Journalist.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
s. j. Tidwell, Haley's. Marion county,

3. j. Tidwell, Haley's, Marion county
Ala. writes:
"ALLcocK's Porous PLAsrRRs are q
most invaluable household reaedy. They
do all that Is claimed for them. I sell
many hundreds every year, and every DAY
! hear OF their curing coughs and co ds
diseases OF the spine. liver, and ague cake
In fact, there Ii no disease that can b.
reached by an external application thai
they do not cure"
Beware Of limitations, and do not be de.
cei,ed by Misrepresentation. Ask for
ALLcocKs, and let M solicitation or ex
PLANTATION induce you to accept a subsfi
tute."
ALLcocK's CORN ard BUNIoS SHIELDS
eff, ct quick and certain relief.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

Drs. Darrin can be consulted daily nj the
Washington building, corner Fourth aud
Washington streets, Portland. Hours,
~ TO b; evenings, TO 8; Sundays, 10 to IL
All chronic diseases, blood taints,
irregularities In women, loss OF
vital power and early indiscretions perma-
nently Gu ed, though no references are
ever made In the press concerning such
cases, owing to the delicacy OF the patients
Examinations free to all, and circulars will
be sent free TO any address. Charges for
treatment according to patients ability to
pay. The poor treated free of charge from
10 TO II daily. All private diseases conf
dentially treated, and cures guaranteed.
Patients at distance can be cured by
home treatment Medicines and letters
sent without the doctors name appearing.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

DIR. Jordsn's Office Ia at the residence Of
ex.Mayor Yesler. Third and James. Seat
tie. Consultation and prescription abso-
lutely FREE. Send for free book explaining
the Histogenetic system.
CAUTION The HistoRenetic Medicines
are sold in but one agency In each town.
The label around the bottle bears the fol
lowing inscription: DIR. ]. Eugene Jor.
dams Histogenetic Medicine" Every other
device is a fraud.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
|. MERCHANTS DECISION AFTER
TRIAL.

Sierra Chemical Co.
GESTLEMES: When started In to give
your Great Sierra Kidneyand Liver Care
a trial. supposed 1t was like all other ad-
vertised preparations-put up to make
money and of no use. Now since have
taken II my decision is that it Is the best
remedy in the teorid for kidney and liver
disorders. II has done me 80 much good
that will forever praise and gladly
recommend It 10 all suffering with general
isorders of the body.
Very truly yours,
p. j. ADAMS,
Firm Of Reynold & Adams, San Francisco,
California.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

A rusty nail is a priced relic In the
museum Of Houlton ME. academy. 1t
Is one Of the nails used in building the
sea wall At Louisburg. is nearly $50 years
old. and comes from the center Of the
struggle which determined whether
France or England should control North
America
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

DAD coMPLRXIONs, WITH PIMPLY,
- blotehy, oily skin, ned. rough hand. with
chap, painful finger ends aud shapeless nails
aud simple baby hnmors prevented and cured
by tufiCrhA SOAP A marvellous beantifipr Of
world wide celebrity, II l. Incompatible as a
skin purifying soap. nueQnalesi for the toilet
aud without rival for the nursery.
Absolutely pure, delieaieiy medica'ed exquiS-
Hely perfnmel, GrTtCukA sOAP produces the
whitett, elearest skin aud softest hands and
prevents Inflammation and clogging OF the
pores, the cause of pimples, black heads and
mits Of no comparison with other skin scans
aud rivals ln delicaey the most noted OF toilet
ard nursery soaps. Sale greater than the com
hlned sales OF all other skin soaps. Price. BE
send for = How to Cure skin Diseases
Address POTTER DKuG AND CHEMICAL Coz
foRArioS, Projectors. BOSTON, Mass.
II Aching sides and back. weak kidneys aud
u rheumatism relieved in one minute by the
uTicusA ANTi-PAIS ~ AsTER 25s
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
SURE CURE FoR PuLEa.

sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching piles
One box has cured the worst cases of ten years
standing. No one need suffer ten minites after
using kirks German Pile Ointment Ii absorbs
juniors, aliays the itching, acts as a poultice,
gives relief; DIR. Kinks German Pile Ointment
y prepared only for Pixies and itching OF the
private parts, and nothing else. Every boz Is
warranted
sold by Druggists aud sent by mail ON receipt
OIL price, tl.O0 per box. J. J. Msck d Co., whole
sale Agents, san Francisco.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
CURED or rorAL DEArNKss
In Ten Minutes by Eioetrieity--Ano
Wonderful Care Performed by Dr.
Darrtn on q Seattle Man.

Mr.. Editor: For years I have been
gradually growing deaf. until about one
year ago ! became almost totally deaf in
one ear and the other partially 40. DR.
DART cured me June u In ten minutes
by his new mode Of cure by electricity.
reside at Hillsdaie, three miles from Port
land aud can be seen any time 10 verify
III above statement. WIN, GATRa.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
Cen. sherlnnn recently set the measure

Gen. Sherman recently set the measure
OF salt that is 10 be allowed TO war re-
cital when the hero is himself holding
forth. He says: II have met 200. 900
men in the last three years ON whom
turned the fate Of the war. When You
listen to old soldiers 1t is well to make
good allowance. Ten per cent. is not
too little | do not except myself from
that calendar.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
Acute BronehI,i. Cured by DR.. Darr,n.

PORTLAND, June o. 1880.
Mr.. Edifor-SIR: For nearly one year
! was troubled with acute bronchitis, and
tried every remedy could hear Of. hut re.
ceived no benefit then wrote Drs. Oar.
lin for advice and treatment. viii n took
at home, and after one months treat
ment ! was entirely cured. Can he re-
ferred 10 / Seattle, Wash.
Il. CHAPMAN.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

A letter Of Lambs, in which he said.
81 am recovering God be praised for it,
healthiness Of mind something like
calmness. but want more religion"
brought Ee5 81 sale IN London,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

STR Norets Free will be sent by Cragin
& Co, Philadelphia, Pa. TO any one in the
United States or Canada, postage paid,
upon receipt Of Dobbins' Electric Soap
wrappers. See list Of novels on circulars
grocers.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
AN ELEGANT PACKAGE OF FINE
CARDS,

inclndihg 10 rare novelties, shapes and
artistic imported Geographic and chro.
matte cards. This large and beautiful col.
lection sent by mail to any one who will
do this: Buy box of the genuine DIR. q.
McLane's Celebrated Liver Pills from any
druggist, price - cents, and mail us the
outside wrapper with your address, plain.
iy written, and 4 cents IN stamps. The
genuine McLane's Pills are prepared only
by Fleming Bros, Pittsburgh, Pa, and
have been In constant use for over sixty
years. They are superior to all Others in
purity and effectiveness. certain cure
Tor indigestion and sick headache. Ad.
dress, Fleming Bros. Pittsburgh, Pa.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

For allaying hcarseness and irritation
OF the thr at IL Is daily proved that
"Brotra's bronchial Trochss are . mild
remedy, yet very eificacious.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

when MAJ ia kind 10 a woman she TO gets
he was ever cross and when a woman Is cross TO
a man he forgets she was ever kind.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

Business has come 10 be buying what one does
not want and selling what one has not got
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

What pity It Is that just as a woman begins
70 be good company she commences to lose her
good looks
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

save Hs ON those who know exactly what
their constitutions will bear, ani-sin mp TO IT,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

The congregation expresses its appreciation OF
the minister's sermon by no s.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
THE BEST EXTERNAL REMEDY.

There IL nothing in which people petray their
character more than I'm what they find TO laugh
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

A pocket pincnshion free TO smokers of Tan
sills Punch" Be Cigars.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell It. 2sc
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
Try GkRAkA for breakfast.

Beware Of limitations of the celebrated Seal of
NORTH Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

Pfunderfs Oregon Blaod Purifier IA
the best remedy for that dread disease dyEpen.
sla; for u regulates the Emphatic system and
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
TO LIVE LONG.

How TO ProlonG Life Amer Middle Age.
Views Of an Eminent London Physician,
Whose specially ~ Diseases Of the
Aged.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16
OF cQRSETS TRUE

That we have secured the biggest consignment
Of Cersets ever Offered by any store on tho Coast
from one Of the larwes factories In The world.
aud one OF the most popular To further iutro-
duce their merits everywhere they N AXE us spe-
cial terms. We offer, by mail. postage pail,
regular SIS Corset for slo6: a si2 Corset for So
cents; n good Serviceable Corset ~ cents: reg
ulAr 81 % Ladies' Vest ~ cents: above are sizes
u 20 ~, col0rs drab, grey ecru. Misses 10
cent aisis Is TO rs. fer 50 cents The re son for
this IL the makers believe You will always use
this Corset III You try one In Working, Drifting
Sunday Chores for men we lead all others.
Have closed out an entire factory ut 90 cents on
give size aud price aud we guarantee TO suit.
Mailed free Address smiths Cash store,
AIS Front street, san Francisco, Ga
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

Listeners are not after the good they win hear
81 themselves, but the bad they WIN hear OF
others.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

Later-Slnce the above was mt in
type Mr.. Jtrrold has Indignantly denied
any share in the authorship. He says
that the Finn family are alive and well.
Ed. THE Journalist.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-08-16

Mp. n. q. No. a42--s. v. n, o, No. 40
Morning journal and courier., 1890-10-06
NOT WHAT THEY WANT.

If business move excites the fear and
hostility of competitors the man who
makes it is apt to think that he has done
a good thing for himself. If this idea is
correct the attitude of the English, French
and Germans toward the Mckinley tariff
indicates that it is u good thing for this
country, if not for England, France and
Germany. The London Times denounces
the new measure as q distinctly unfriendly
act toward Great Britain. And French
and German papers are not talking softly
about it. The same story is told in
Canada. Thus saith the Quebec Tele-
graph: We are throwing off the mask.
There is no use dilly-dallying about the
future of this country any longer. An
nexation, political annexation, is the man
ifest destiny of this Dominion. The COM
mercial interests of the maritime prov
inces are bound up with New England
and the American seaboard. The trade of
these provinces goes South, not West.
And what is true of the mari
time provinces is equally true of
Quebec and Ontario-our interests,
too, are south. If the Stars and Stripes
were floating from the citadel Ameri,
can capital would pour into our city and
enterprise and push would be the order of
the day. Sir John Macdonald
may say what he chooses about the McKin-
ley bill and that it will only have the effect
of directing our trade to other quarters.
No doubt it will have an appreciable effect
in that way, but no doubt, too, that bill is
a deadly blow to our trade, and trade is
what we want, not twaddle about "loyal.
ity to the Crown" If those who believe
in annexation only have the courage OF
their convictions and speak out as we dc
they will hasten the day-the welcome
day-when we can call ourselves citizens
of the mighty Republic. May it be soon
and sudden.
And so forth and so on. Time will tell
| whether all this alarm is well founded
Meanwhile the people of this country can
do no better than to continue to mind
| their own business
Morning journal and courier., 1890-10-06
CERTAIN.

One thing is certain, there are sea ser
pents or liars on the Atlantic coast.-Pitts-
burg Dispatch.
A Guarantee.-Possible buyer-Is he
full-blooded. Gullick (the dog brokerl--
Yes'm. Can't run twenty foot ithout git
tim red in the face.-Scribner's Magazine.
A scientific exchange states on author
ity that two bodies cannot come together
without losing some of their energy. How
about man and q tack!-I.awrence Amer
lean.
care you linguist, Mr.. Budd!' she
asked on the occasion of his first call.
"Oh, no." he answered, Il never linger
long enough to tire one. New York Her
add
"Ye-s, he's honest 'nuff, said a sixth
street colored man who was questioned as
to a neighbor, ''but tings is privater around
him when deys locked up."-Philadelphia
Record.
stDo you believe in perseverance,
'Yeppy. l knew a man who lived to be a
hundred. If he'd given up when he was a
baby he wouldn't have lived twenty-five
years."-Harper's Bazaar.
Little boy-Papa, when the preacher
talked about wicked people he didn't look
at the congregation, he looked up in the
air. Why was that. Papa-He was prob
ably looking at the choir.-New York
Weekly.
City swell-I fain would have the for
my very own. Country maiden-Well,
you can't just yet. You're not the first by
several that's feigned the same thing, and
I'm still doing the housework for ma
Binghamton Leader.
Captain-How is this, sirl If you can't
arrange your uniform properly I'll have to
send my child's nurse to dress you. Soldier
You needn't trouble yourself to do that,
captain, because see your nurse every
evening.
Only in Figures time cow
moves her tail to switch fly she exerts a
force of three pounds. In the course of a
summer a single cow wastes 5000, ,O0C
pounds of energy. The cows of America
throw away power enough to move every
piece of machinery in the world. This is
exclusive of kicking milkmaids off the
the stools.-Detroit Free Press.
"Fadder, vat vas all dis in de bapers
about marriage vas failure!" 'Go way
Isaac! You vas too young entirely tC
know Something's about marriage, meir
son." "But, fadder, 1 vas a beeg poy now
und want to keep bosted." well, und
vat vas it must dell youf" ''Vas mar
riage trooly failure, fadderf" "vell,
dell you," said the father impressively
"Uff you marry real, real rich voomans
marriage vas sometimes as good as fail
ure. Boston Beacon.
Bustle in a Store.-Mrs. Hayseed ION he
first visit to town. would think tina
big store 1 was just in would do consider
able business, but I suppose most of tn
crowd jest looks around and goes out agin
Myl Wasn't there commotion when
bought something and paid for it" Host
ess-A commotions Mrs. Hayseed- Mercy
yes. Jest es quick as that clerk-girl go
my money she began yelling Cash hk
Weekly.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-10-06
A NEW AMUSEMENT,
A Cobweb Party and How to Make
1t Success.

A Cobweb Party and How to Make
1t a Success.
Helen M. North in the September Wide
Awake[
To present this entertainment success
fully requires some little expenditure of
time on the part of the hostess, but she
may easily find willing aids at this season
of leisure. Let her first request dozen
or more of her friends to prepare some
simple, inexpensive article of fancy work,
or a small gift which may be purchased in
small country store, and let this be
wrapped mp carefully in paper parcel or
box. The only other requisite of the
game is supply of rather strong cord in
long pieces. Several balls of cord OF
twine may doubtless be found at the vii
lage store.
Tie one of the prize packages firmly to
one end of the cord, and, having secured
a room which need not be opened until
the entertainment begins, conceal the par
eel in some easily found nook, perhaps
behind picture or under the table, OF
| underneath the chair seat, taking care to
| fasten it well in its place of hiding. Now,
| as YOUR ball of cord slowly unroils. wind
| it about chair legs, door knobs, to the
chandelier, the tops of picture frames, tc
| curtain cornices and lambrequins, any
where at all, but let it extend to all part.
| of the room, and when the line is of good
| length fasten the end to the door knob, fol
convenience, until the others are arranged
Morning journal and courier., 1890-10-06
AUTUMNAL ADVICE.

Keep your feet warm and dry
Wear waterproof boots in preference to arc
tics or rnbters.
Keep your eye on your umbreIla-yOu viii need
il yourself.
Stop cough cold at once Pneumonia
and consumption may be started by either
If You wear rubbers take them OF whenever
You have the chance, even IL only for few min
utes-
If You feel cough or cold coming on take a
drink of pure whiskey At once. Ii Eill keep the
blood in circulation and is the best preventive
against the diseases of the season
Remember that only pure whislvey should be
taken. Duffy's Pure Malt whislUey has the
strongest Recommendations from the leading
scientists and medical men in the country, and is
the only standard medicinal whiskey known.
Insist on having it. SIS oaw