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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-10
A Sad Case.

"Why do you want your daughter sent
to the reform SCHOOL," inquired the
judge
"She has gone to writing society nov
els" groaned the stricken father.
cago Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-10

The Troy Steam Laundry is famous for
it's excellent work.
TaoY STEAM LAUNDRY.
Telephone 1872. 142 Main St
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-10

A Classical Education.
First Harvard Er~luate-have you
received copy of the catalogue?
Second Harvard Graduate-Yes; but 1
can't read it!
First Harvard Graduate-Why SO?
Second Harvard Graduate in En-
glish this year, don't you lznow?-Lowell
Citizen.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-10

If THE city council had more public money
to spend it would make no more public i'm
provements; it would simply increase the
salary list.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-10

to such things and who have been trained
In the school which teaches that it is better
TO be safe than swift. IS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-10

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-10
Labor Trouble in the Clouds.

Labor Trouble in the Clouds.
CHOW I hope thunder storms are over
for the season.
GLOW oyer?'
''The paper says that in the tornadoes
yesterday the lightning struck in all
parts of the country. = Philadelphia
Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-08-10
SILVER BROS IRON WORKS.
No. l49 West North Temple.


The attention OF those desiring to open
savings accounts is called to the Deseret
Savings Bank, which allows interest on de
posits az the rate Of per cent. per annum.
compounded quarterly. Money to loan on
approved real estate security It's officers
are as fellows:
JOHN SHARP President,
MOSES THATCHER, Vice President
z. A. SMITH, Cashier
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25

Robbie, if you tou1d have just what
you 'anted. 'ouldn't you have that love
ly doll that jumps so beautifully when
Margery, pleadingly.
II ruther have that big ELEPHANT" an
swered Robbie
Margery looked down as she said. with
quivering lips: Il don't like ELEPHANTS,
but dolls is"
Lovely" interrupted Robbie; ''of
tourse. Buy it. Marcy"
You WEAKLY and truly like it?" she
asked, eagerly.
''Of tourse, if you do was the an
swer. and soon the children were hurry
Ing home at trot.
AS soon as they were in the house,
Margery pushed the round box into
Robbie's hands, crying: You is fooled.
twas for you all the time" and she
danced and jumped with glee about
Robbie, who flushed as he said: You
Is very good to give me this
In his innermost heart Robbie was
ashamed of the doll. but all the morn
ing he played with it while Margery
pulled and carried the red cart and
brown horse wherever she went. There
were only bright smiles and happy
voices in the house, and when Margery
and Robbie went round to Robbie's
house to dinner each carried openly the
presents they received from the other.
while their faces were so bright and
happy that the people who saw them
thought: well, they have what they
wanted most. Lillian W. Belts, in
Christian Union
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
HE WAS REAL NICE.

Little Girls Comments Blshor
That Made Noise.
Bertha was very fond Of plays in fact
she was little inclined to be romp
and the more noise she made the better
it suited her.
Bertha's mamma did not allow her te
play with some of the boys in the neigh.
borhood because they were rude, too
but there was one gentle little boy who
lived near, and he and Bertha had fine
times together.
Once Bertha and her mamma were
spending the day at a house whore a
Bishop was visiting. The Bishop
was small, 5oyish-looking man,
and he was extremely fond OF
children. SO he and Bertha were
friends directly. And what merry
time these two had! Bertha seemed to
have found playfellow after her own
heart, and the Bishop appeard to enjoy
their frolics as much as she did
When the time came for Bertha and
her mamma tie leave, the little girl
walked up to the Bishop and said:
Il wish you would come and play
with me some afternoon. Mamma lets
me play with nice boys"
Then she added to her mamma, in a
coaxing tone:
make a noise!'
And Bertha wondered why every
body laughed.-Youth's Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
CURRENT OPINION.

The New York Tribune in emu
merating the ''saints" of to-day that
are known to students of sacred litera-
ture forgot to mention st. Mckinley of
the Republican party who is now dead
Chicago Globe.
The alarm of the Republican
press of the country over the pension
situation is manifest. That is some
thing that may be almost as serious for
the Republicans as the tariff when the
country wakes up to the facts--N. Y.
Post.
The Republican party is now in
the condition of the man who was COM
PEELED to make a choice between his
Satanic Majesty and salt water 1t has
run upon the force bill snag. Its tinan-
cial ballast is out of order. It's crew OF
pensioners is clamoring for more pay,
md the waves from the tariff ocean are
beating its sides to pieces. 1t is time to
lower the boats and leave the worm
eaten old craft to its fatc.-Louisvile
Courier-.Iournal.
There is one thing Gar Reed
ought to do before mis- czarship runs
out. He should discipline the Portland
Press. the leading Republican paper in
his district. for advertising that ION ac-
count of the Mckinley bill the leading
cigar manufacturers advance their
prices from five dollars to ten dollars
per thousand" And just when the
organs are crying out that the Demo-
cratic lies about increased prices have
been thoroughly exposed. The friends
of the new tariff are praying earnestly
for cold weather in the belief that it
will reduce the price of ice. They want
something to come down.-Detroit Free
Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
FROM YOUNG MINDS.

Mamma" said Willie from the depths
of the bath-tub, you'd better get me a
new sponge. This one leaks awful
Harper's Young People.
A little Maine girl. to whose family
there came an addition, remarked with
sigh: Now we will have to cut the
pie in six pieces. boston journal.
Little Girl lin church --''Why does SO
many people put those little envelopes
on the contribution plate?". Little Boy
-''Them's to keep the pennies from
maxim SO much noise. IN. Y. Weekly.
Little Mabel described graphically
her sensation on striking dimpled
elbow on the bed carving: 'Oh, N.Y.
she signed, mamma, Eve struck my
arm just where it makes stars in my
fingers. ''-Babyhood.
Little Hans Ito his mother, who is
anxiously looking for his smaller
sister)-''O, don't be- worried. mamma;
they will be sure to find Elsie when
they clear up the rooms in the morn
ing. "-Fliegende Batter
Johnnie Cooking at lightning rod on
barn)-"Td like to know why it
branches out into two parts after it
gets upon the roof" Willie with SUI
premeocontempt for the others igno-
rance ITO catch the forked lightning,
of course"
Mamma, what is the use of keep
ing the whip for use on me behind the
motto: God Bless Our Homer" Can
you suggest a better placer" Eyes,
mamma; put it behind the motto: i
Need Thee Every Hour. central
West.
Fred came home with quite a rue
full look on his face. He had been pun
ished at school, and though it had been
deserved, felt very much abused. THE
teacher rules with an iron hand, eh?"
asked Fred's papa with a smile. His
hand isn't iron." Freed demurely re-
piled; "but it seems to me his ruler is. ~
Youths Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.
uOE'S DREAM.

whats Christmas Day, I'd like to know.
More than another day." cried joe
The bells chime louder, / admit,
But fellow needn't lose his wit,
And crazy grow because of it.'
A moody boy was Master Joe,
Matter of-fact and dull and slow.
What he inclined to was the real,
He never scared to the IDEAL
So when he went to bed that night,
He saw no fairer, purer light
In stars that glittered DER the snow;
His heart neer felt a warmer glow
For all Gods creatures here below.
The bells rang out their merry chimes,
He'd heard them ring a hundred times;
But their voices were the same to him;
Joe's inward ears were dull and dim.
81 hope they'll not keep me awake,
Those bells; sleep I'd like to take,''
Sighed Joe.
cha! Ha! now for my round
My sleigh's at door. Come! in We'll bound y
Twas Santa Claus, Joe knew him well,
That myth of whom he'd sneering tell,
When smaller lads were by to hear.
"Ho. Ho! Come Joe, my time is near.
Christmas is real! Up, and off.
To think at Christmas you could SCOTT"
The silvery bells began to jingle;
The frosty air began to Jingle.
Away they few, by mansions great,
And homes of humble, low estate;
But every face they saw within,
The rosy fair, or pail and thin,
Beamed with a sweet, expectant light,
AS if they looked upon that bright
And fadeless star of long ago
Which shepherds saw watching below!
And oh! the grace, the lovely beams
On little faces in their dreams,
"Whats Christmas Day, you'd like to know
More than another? All! friend Joe,
However it dawn, whate'e r it's skies,
We see it with our hearts-not eyes!
The breath of kindness it's air!
It's sunlight-smles of children fairi
Good deeds it's flowers, mid winter chill!
Oh, day that brings Peace and Good VIII!
It's blessed memories save
For the dear sake of Him who gaver' e"
''Call me a myth, and at me sneer!
If myths make life more glad, more dear,
Long may they f1ourish
Ho! Ho! step out! :"
Joe woke up with happy shout;
And it is very safe to say
That he kept well that Christmas Day!
George Cooper, in n. Y. Independent.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25

The lady whom the Emperor Napoleon
III. hated most on earth has just died.
During the brilliant days that followed
the coup d'etat Napoleon made count
less efforts to live on good terms with
the old nobility. There was no limit to
the bribery, cajolery and even threats
to which he resorted in order to induce
them to frequent his brand-new court.
The Marquise de Castellane, whose death
is just announced, took the lead in bid
ding him defiance. She not only re-
fused to go to court herself, but she cut
any of her acquaintance, whom she
knew to meet with favor there, and as
her salon was the most charming in
Paris the chance of being excluded from
it was not to be lightly encountered.
The Marquise was grand-niece of Tall
leyrand, and it was through her infiu-
ence that the great diplomat signed an
act Of retraction and became reconchled
to the church of Rome. For some years
she lived in retirement, but in earlier
DAYS she was one of the most brilliant
and powerful of the grandes-dames OF
Paris-Paris Letter.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
REPUBLICAN, LOSSES.
The Democratic Gains in the Northel
States in the Late Election.

The Democratic Gains in the Northern
States in the Late Election.
The most impressive aspect of the
Democratic victory in the next House
of Representatives is the fact that the
party has clear majority of members
elected in the Northern States, and does
not need a single seat from the South
in order to outvote the Republicans.
Moreover, the Democrats have ma
jority of the members elect in each sec
ton of the North. In New England
the Democrats have elected thirteen
Representatives, against only twelve
Republicans, and their total would al
ready be fourteen, except that one can
dictate in Rhode Island, who had good
plurality, lacked clean majority at the
last election. and must run a second
time, when a plurality will suffice. In
the old Middle States" of New York,
New Jersey and Pennsylvania, the
Democrats have elected thirty-nine,
against only thirty for the Republicans.
In the West, taking in the whole region
from the Alleghanies to the Pacific, the
Democrats and their allies among thu
farmers have seventy-fve, against only
forty-two for Republicans. If we coEsid
er what is commonly called the Vest
including only the older States from
Pennsylvania to CoIOrado-the Opposi
ton have seventy-four members against
only twenty-seven Republicans. In
other words. alike in New England, in
the old Middle States, and in the great
States of the West. the Republican par
ty has become the minority party on
the Congressional issue. Its losses have
been heaviest in the States, like Massa-
chusetts in the East and Iowa, Mime
sofa and Kansas at the West, which
have been its strongholds.-N. Y. Even
inc
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
a Methodist Paper That Wants It's Read
ers to know the Truth.

A Methodist Paper That Wants Its Read
ers to Know the Truth.
"A Woman in Minneapolis Methodist Herald.
One of the most absurd errors af1oat is
the idea that Mr.. George wishes to have
the land divided up or parceled out
among the present inha bitants; another.
that he would have Government take
possession of the whole and rent it out
to the highest bidders. The Youths
Companion is not often caught nodding,
but in recent editorial it enormously
stated that Mr.. Georges theory is 'that
tho exclusive occupation OF any piece OF
land by one person is a social wrong"
On the other hand a socialistic paper OBJ
iects to the doctrine of Henry George
because he would let us all remain in
private possession of our homes, dis
turbing no one in his private use of land.
This last is notan error, only it is a pity
that the obiector should object.
1t is indeed So Mr. George would
disturb no one in his present occupation
of the land. would not change land titles
Though their meaning would, of course,
change), or call upon present land
owners for an, restitution of the reve-
blindness and ignorance of true Justice.
The revolution he proposes, though i'm
mese and far-reaching in its benificent
consequences, is a very peaceful revolu-
ton, according to his own programme. By
his proposed system of taxation he would
simply turn that great and increasing
stream of money which flows steadily
into the pockets of the land owner,
whether he lifts 4 finger or not for the
public benefit, even though he spend all
his time loafing in bar-room-that
great fund which grows greater because
of public improvements and increase OF
population, and not because of any
thing the owner himself does to his
land he would turn it into the public
treasury, to be expended somehow for
the general welfare, thus relieving. las
it would) all other property from any
need { f taxation.
In the natural increase of land values
as population increases, Mr.. George sees
how wisely the Creator provided for the
increasing necessities of mankind; and
when one comes to see bow sure fund
this ground rent is, and how simple the
great problem of humanity can be work
ed out, it is not strange that deeper
sense of the loving fatherhood OF God
takes possession of the soul, and that
even confessed atheists as they listen.
begin to acknowledge God.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
OPTIMISTIC PRETENSIONS.
Points on Which the Chief Executive Is
Badly Off


The President asserts in his message
that the general trade and industrial
conditions throughout the country dur
ing tn year have improved
The President is either unfamiliar
with &c condition of the country or he
has in .cted bit of stump-speech bun
combc into his message. The message
was prepared when the outlook in the
money market was of the gloomiest
desert Dtion; when the merchants and
manu- acturers were anticipating that
wOrs was to follow: when thousands
of me- who work for stated wages were
comp He'd to face the possibility of los
ing t ,ir place through the failure of
their employers.
1t not true. as Mr.. Harrison saws.
that lie legislation of the last session
of c ngress promises larger and bet
ter arkets for our breadstuffs and pro-
visions both at home and abroad. more
constant employment and better wages
for Ilr working people," The farmers
and he working people gave their opin-
ion { that point at the recent election,
and hat opinion was not in agreement
with Mr.. HarrisOn's optimistic preten-
siorS. There is no record of the adj
vancement of wages in consequence of
thai legislation, nor any thing in the
law 20 constrain the payment of higher
wages. On the contrary, there are
abundant instances of the reduction of
wages and of the closing up of factories.
When the trainers of the constitution
provided that the President should give
Ito the Congress information of the state
of the Union they intended that the in
formation should be truthful. Mr. Har-
risons message. therefore, violates the
spirit of the constitution.-N. Y. World
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25

dennis as unfit to be trusted by the peo-
pie who select them. If the authorities
are '1ocal," unless they are located in
the District of Columbia: unless the
Offce-holdor is in some way dependent
on the District of Columbia and in so
much Independent of the locality and
the local voters. Mr.. Harrison takes it
for granted that their intentions are
criminal and their acts far more liable
to be fraudulent than the acts of Dis
trict of Columbia politicians.
If this is true, we might as well stop
pretending that we are fit to be free,
and, in order that virtue may be forced
on us from superior natures, make the
Presidency and all other offices heredi-
tary. That and that alone will eradi-
cate the local habit of acting through
local authority without the consent OF
the District of Columbia politicians
Mr.. Harrison's plan of returning
boards ''stops just short of effective
ness" No doubt one election might be
stolen with it as was done in 1876. but
when the attempt was made the second
time the local voters might emphasize
their local authority by convincing
protest against the District of Csolumb ia
returning boards.
In theory the returning board system
makes an easy way for the District of
Columbia taX-conSumerS to pcrpetuate
themselves in Office. regardless of the
local voters, but these same local voters
have will of their own, and a way of
showing it. regardless of what a return
ing board certifies. SO the only logical
method through which Mr.. Harrison
can enforce his views is through a sys-
tenn under which when a man once gets
office in the District of Columbia he can
hold it during his lifetime and leave it
to his son and his grandson after him.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
GOLD FROM FARM-LANDS.

| haustible fertility and well watereo-
and at the same time easily worked, be-
| ing prepared by nature for the plow. you
| may reasonably expect to find farming
/ profitable occupation and the farmers I'D
| such country making more than bare
| living Agriculture in such country is
! like mining-simply taking gold from
, the soil in the shape of the finer GRADES
| of wheat and other cereals, and it pos
! sesses the great advantage over mining
that the amount of actual work neces-
sary to make it pay is comparatively
| very small.
| Upon the great fertile prairies of Vest
ern Canada, where millions of acres or
} the richest land in the world are COM
| prised within the Provinces of Mani
/ itoba, Assiniboia Alberta, etc, settlers,
old and new, have simply taken gold
| from the ground in the shape of mag
nificent crops for the season of 1890.
/ Their gold is golden grain, but it
yields as sure returns as any metal ever
mined The writer visited farm after
farm IN Manitoba the past season
where the yield of wheat averaged from
80 to 3S Bushels per acre, and where
oats yielded frequently IS bushels per
acre of choice grain. Upon one farm of
1,s00 acres, the crop of wheat and oats
was close to 10000 bushels, and of this
the first lot of 20,0 bushels of wheat
was sold for BIC and SOC per bushel.
| Close beside this large farm was small
one from which the owner had taken
his first crop He had started with no
capital the year before, yet his crop of
wheat was I ZOO bushels and the quality
was so good that he got S5c per buShel
for it. one cent a bushel more than his
wealthy neighbor, which meant just
$3.50 for his first season in wheat alone.
With CLIMATE peculiarly adapted to
grain-growing, and a population repre-
senting nearly every nation, Western
Canada offers to the settler most
favorable chance to succeed among
friends or fellow countrymen of his own.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
slightly Mixed.

''Say, have you a lost boy down shere|'
asked voice by telephone OF police
Headquarters the other day.
No, sir"
"All right Been gone day or two
but will probably turn up all right
somewhere. Goodbye"
About an hour later the same voice
asked:
s'Got lost girl down there?"
NO. sir"
Excuse me, but 1 didn't know but
you had"
Aren't you the man who asked for a
lost boy about an hour ago?"
yes"
"And now it's girl?"
Eyes, but there was mistake. I've
lust married widow with five children,
and haven't got to know the latter
yet I thought one of the boys was lost,
but it turns out to be one of the girls
Give me week and I'll be all right
Good Free Presa
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25

metaphysics always remind me of
the caravanserais in the deseet They
stand solitary and unsupported, and are,
therefore, always ready to crumble into
ruin. -Talleyrand.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25

To contradict and argue with to-
tai stanger is like knocking at gate to
ascertain if there is any one within.
Talleyrand.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25

The errors of great men and the
good deeds of reprobates should not be
reckoned in our estimates of their re-
spective Observation-Disclosures
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25

/ "A generous man viii place the BEN
efits he confers beneath his feet, those
he receives nearest his heart. -Talley-
rand.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
Poisoned
by Scrofula

Is the sad story of many lives made miserable
through no fault of their own ScrDfula IS more
especially than any other hereditary disease.
Ind for this simple reason: Arising from impure
Ind insufficient blood, the disease locates itself in
.he lymphatics, which composed of white
issues there is a period of foetal life when the
whole body consists of white tissues. and there
lore the unborn child is especially susceptible to.
:his dreadful disease But there is remedy for
.crofula, whether hereditary or acquired. 1t is
Hoods Sarsaparilla, which by its powerful effect
lpon the blood expels every trace of the disease
md gives the vital fluid the quality and color Of
health. IL you decide to take Hoods Sarsaparilla
10 not accept any substitute
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-12-25
Hoods SarsapariIIa
100 Doses One Dollar

Sold by all druggsts 81; six for IS. Prepared only
by G.. L HOOD j. CO.. ApOthecaries- Lowell, Mass