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, 1890-10-05
REVISING THE CENSUS.
Bill Nys Gives Some Results of His
Expurgatory Labors.
He Says he Occasionally Runs
Across an Impure Thought
Among the Otherwise Immaculate
Returns and Offers Samples.

A~NEN
MY thanks are due to the printer for
advance sheets, promptly received, of a
little brochure entitled The Literary Side
of the Census" the receipt, or recipe,
rather, of which is hereby gratefully &C
knowledged.
1t is a htile volume of less than 200
pages, neatly printed BY the government,
| think. IL is going to be n rapid seller
and a great boon. 1t is compiled from
answers on file at the Census bureau
mainly regarding the inte~rroRatories is
sued by consent and connivance of govern
ment relating to membranes on prop
erty and other private matters. The pub
LEGATION Of the book reveals for the first
time the true reason for these eompulsor,
Acting upon the hint already
given by thrifty publishers and syndicatcs,
who write to eminent people occasionally
asking them how they earned their first
money and whether they have it vet, and
if so, whether they would be willing to
loan some of it. etc, the bureau has its
drawers now full Of statistics, as one
, 1890-10-05

Is one which is guaranteed to bring
you satisfactory results, or in case of
failure a return of purchase puee. On
this safe plan you can buy from our ad-
vertised druggist a bottle of DIR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption. 1t is
guaranteed to bring relief in every case.
when used Tor any affection Of throat,
lungs or chest, such us consumption. in
iammation Of lungs. bronchitis, asthma.
whooping cough, cToup, etc, etc. 1t Is
bottles free at B. b. Dayid's drug store.
, 1890-10-05
LEE WING,
Chinese HEALER,
1543 and 1915
AAAAAM1A
Bet 18th and 10th SITS,
Denver. Colo.

His wonderful Chinese Remedies are guar
anteed to cure all the fol owing diseases: AL
diseases peculiar to women, falling
lost manhood, nervous diseases, sexual dis
eases, seminal weakness, youthful folly, uri.
nary trouble, kidney and liver troubles, heart
disease, indigestion, chest and lung trouble,
consumption, bronchitis, coughs, colds, asth-
ma, catarrh, all diseases of the blood, s~crofula,
rhea, gleet, piles, tumors, cancers, salt rheum,
rheumatism, paralysis, all skin diseases. cos
t~iveness, dyspepsia, Deuralgia, deafness, bald
ness, sore eyes, eruptions, tape worm, tits, ma
laria, and diseases OF the generative organs,
no matter of how long standing. II you have
failed to get cured elsewhere, do not despair,
but write TO Lee Wing, enclosinga stamp for
reply, stating your symptoms and he viii
advise you Immediately which OF his RENE
dies will perform permanent cure. Do not
confound Lee Wing with the other so-called
Chinese physicians, as he is the only gradu.
ated Dhinese doctor in Denver. All othersare
American doctors, pretending to sell Chinese
remedies. All correspondence strictly conf.
Dental. Address LEE WING, 1913 and l545
Larimer street, Denver, Colo.
, 1890-10-05
a FEW REASONS

Why you should try the celebrated DR.. II.
Wagners methods Of cure.
l. "Dr. H Wagner Is a natural physician"
o. s. FOWLER
The Great Phrenologist-
2 You are wonderfully proficient in your
knowledge Of diseases and medlcines."
DR. ]. Mathew.
D. rev can excel you as a DOCTOR"
T. "The afflicted ind ready relief In your
presence DIR. j. SIMMs.
s. "Dr. H Wagner is n regular graduate
from Bellevue Hospital, New York City; has
had very extensive hospital practice and Is
thoroughly posted on all ranches of his be
loved science, especially on chronic diseases. ~
6. ID n Wagner has immortsllzed himself
by his wonderful discovery OF specific rene
ginia City Chronicle.
Z. Thousands of invalids flock TO see him.
San Francisco Chronicle,
s THE doctors long experience as a spe-
clalist should render him very successfuI.k-
Rocky Mountain News.
, 1890-10-05

1t was to the courage and persever-
ance of a crank that we owe the discov-
cry of this great hemisphere. 1t was a
crank that gave us the printing press,
the cotton loom. the locomotive, the tel
egraph- All the great inventors from
Archimedes to Edison have been cranks,
all the great philosophers from Plato to
Herbert Spencer, all the reformers from
Lycurgus to Lady Habberton, all the
great preachers from Peter the Hermit
to Henry Ward Beecher, all the heroes
who left their plows standing in the fur
row while they went to fight for liberty
under Washington.-Kate Fields Wash
ington-
, 1890-10-05
Mr. G. B. Jones, Of spriug lam. Iowa

Mr.. G. B. Jones, Oh Spring Hill, Iowa,
says: Il have used Chamberlain's Pain
Balm for severe and painful burns with
better effect than anything / have ever
ticO. 1t relieves the pain instantly apd
cures without leaving a scar" Pain Balm
is one OF the most usef~ulmedicines that any
family can be provided with. especially
for rho umatism, lame back, sprains,
bruises. tooth-ache, ear-ache and like all
ments. One application will relieve any
pain and a fair trial insure a cure. so
cent bottles for sale by W. N. Hunt.
, 1890-10-05
An IdyI of the Rail.

|.
Girl in chair car,
Railroad train,
Going eastward,
Home again.
IL.
Little schoolm'
Been out west,
Teaching. hard work
Wants a rest.
Ill.
Dashing drummer,
Gross the aisle,
Awfully horrid, but
Has to smile.
w.
Mutual mash.
Found it out,
Travelling on,
Wabash route.
, 1890-10-05

Plumbing ira aU IFS
branches promptly attend
ed to by E. LII W"LEK.
LeaUe orders at SchsUeick-
ert's hardware store, SIR
feenfh street.
, 1890-10-05
CHRONIC COMPLAINTS REQUIRE
time FOR IIJRE-

Persons at a distance who wish 10 be treated
by Or. Wagner need not feel backward be
cause Of inability to visit him. II they will
write TO the Doctor he viii send them a list OF
questions which enables him to send medi-
cines, counsel and advice to thousands he has
never seen He has patients in every city,
town and station throughout Colorado, as well
as all over the United States. See his address
In his advertisement=Denver Tribune.
, 1890-10-05

Master Where's Bridget todayi
Mistress-Of on n little jaunt with
her young man.
MASTER see. One of Cooks tours
personally conducted. -Pittsburg Bull
latin
, 1890-10-05

Not only to get way up" work done-
but also to get your darnmg, patching and
buttons sewed Oh without extra charge
CHEYENNE STEAM IAUNpKY.
, 1890-10-05
SIT Ye


p. ST. already have a very hattering
offer for the use of such replies to the
census as | may think best to cxpurgate.
L N
, 1890-10-05

Tae largest stock of fine brAndies, old
WHISTLES, choice tqueurs and superfne
cigars at GEORGE Masten's well known
house, corner Sixteenth and Ferguson
, 1890-10-05
PLAIN FACTS PLAINLY sPoKEN,

At one time a discussion of the secret vice
was entirely avoided by the profession. and
medical works OF but a few years ago would
hardly mention It.
To-day the physician is of a different opin-
ION; he is aware that IL is his duty-disagree-
able as II may be-to handle this matter with
out gloves, and speak plainly about 1t and
intelligent parents and guardians will thank
him for doing so.
, 1890-10-05

Al kinds OF fruit Tor preserving at the
, 1890-10-05

To all those engaged In this dangerous prac-
lice l would say, hrst OF all, stop 1t at once.
Make every possible effort TO do so; but If you
al, II your nervous system is already too
much shattered, and, consequently, your Will
power broken, take some nerve tonic to aid
you in your effort. Having freed yourself
nom the habit, / would further counsel you
to go through a regular course of treatment,
for IL is a great mistake TO suppose that any
one may for some time-be 1t ever so little
give himself up to this fascinating but dang
erous excitement without suffering from some
OF Its evil consequences at some future time.
The number of young men who are incapaci-
tated TO I'LL the duties e~nJoined by wedlock is
alarmingly large. and in most OF such cases
this unfortunate condition of things can be
traced TO the practice OF s~elf-abuse, which had
been abandoned years before. Indeed, a few
months practice of this habit is often SUM-
cient to induce spermatorrhoa in later years,
and 1 have many OF such cases undo treat
mani at the nroaant dav
, 1890-10-05
NnEN

Who may be suffering nom the effects of
youthful follies or indiscretions, will do well
ever laid at the altar of suffering h imanity.
DR. will guarantee to forfeit nve
hundred dollars for every case of seminal
weakness or private disease Of any kind or
character which he undertakes and fails 10
, 1890-03-04

The tradesmun who is willing to mis-.
represent lis goods to suit the whim of
the purchaser often finds himself in un-
pleasant positions. He is fortunate man
if he can succeed in e%xtricating himself
from such dilcmmas at the mere cost of
his own dignity.
A lady who was in search of some
oranges for making jelly one day stopped
at the fruit stand where she was accus.
toned to trade.
Are these Valnl,ias+" she asked of
the obsequious dealer.
YES. ma'am. Valencias here. Flori.
das there
DO YOU think the Valencias are very
sour"
"Oh no, ma'am, not at all! Perfectly
sweet. Almost as sweet as the Floridas, "
Il am sorry, said the lady, regretful
ly. LAYING down the orange she held,
but in that case | must go farther. ]
am in search of really sour oranges foI
jelly"
The dealer looked ut her sadly as she
turned away. He had made a mistake,
and he knew it; still his blunder might
be retrieved.
Lady" he called, recovering himself,
''lady! Iguess you'll lind them a little
tarty!-Youth's Companion.
, 1890-03-04
stanton's Party All Right.

PEACH SPRINGS, Ariz., March g.
Chief Engineer Stanton and party of
railroad surveyors reached the mouth of
Diamond Creek, twenty five miles below
this place, March /. Everyone in the
party Is perfectly well, not having any
serious accident of any kind since that of
Photographer Minis, January /. The
trip through the Grand canon Of Colorado
has been one OF much danger and excite
meut, but has been so far successful in
every way. One boat was lost by letting
1t down a fall, but no one was in it. At
ter that the chief boatman in charge of
the feet deserted the party. In running
one rapid MIR. Hislop was thrown out Of
the boat, but his life preserver kept him
up till he was picked up further down. A
sudden rise in the river last week of ten
feet made a two days ride through the
narrOwest and crookedest part of the
canon, wild, exciting and p%erilous. Every.
one, however, came through without a
scratch. The party will be here for a few
days to get a new supply before going
further.
, 1890-03-04

CLAYTON, N. NJ, March 3.-For some
time it has been rumored that moon.
sinners were getting in their work on
mo Mans Land" forty miles north OF
here: News was received tonight of the
seizure of three large distilleries with a
large amount of machinery and whisky by
United States officers. 1t turns out that
the three distilleries were doing an eLor-
nous business, not only supplying the
neutral strip and Northern New Mexico
with whisky, but were also shipping hun
dreds of barrels into that portion of Kan
sas that surrounds mo Mans Land"
To say they were doing a big business is
proven by the fact that the parties run.
ming these places, and who supposed they
were safe from interference by the gov
eminent, were making arrangements to
enlarge their plants, the materials for
which was already upon the ground.
, 1890-03-04
WASHINGTON NEWS
District Judges Salaries Raised
to $4,000.
Choctaw Indians Start a Lot
terry Company.
Lively Rate War Between
Denver and Chicago.

WASHINGTON, March !. voorhees,
offered a preamble and concurrent resolu
ton reciting that in the recent lease of
the fur seal islands of Alaska to the
North American Commercial company,
certain provisions of law are not com piled
with, and directing the secretary of the
treasury to furnish the senate with com
plete copies of all bids for the lease, with
all accompanying papers, all testimony,
memoranda, arguments, letters and cor
respondence with bidders, and that the
secretary refrain from executing or deliv.
ering the lease to the North American
Commercial company until the project be
inquired into by the senate. He asked
to have the resolution referred to the fl
nance committee, as that committee
meets tomorrow. So ordered.
The bill fixing the salaries of judges of
United States district courts at S., 00O
per annum was taken up, and after dis
cussion passed-33 to l3.
The senate then resumed consideration
of the Blair educational bill and was ad
dressed by Spooner in opposition to the
bill
, 1890-03-04

A recent Traveller in India gives Casselrs
journal che following description of flow
er worship as practiccd by the Persian.
in flowing robe of blue, and on his head
Il ~sheepskin hat-black, glossy, curly.
the fleece of kar-Kal-wouId saunter il
and stand ~meditatively over every flowel
lie saw, and always as if half in vision
And when the vision was fulfilled, an6
the ideal flower he was seeking found,
he would spread his mat and sit before it
until the setting of the SUI and then
fold up his mat again and so home.
And the next night, and night after
night, until that particular flower faded
away, he would return to it and bring
his friends in ever increasing troops to
it, and sit and play the guitar or lutte be
fore it, and they would all together pray
there, and after prayer still sit before it,
slipping sherbet and talking the most
hilarious and shocking scandal late into
the moonlight, and SO on every evening
until the flower died. Sometimes, by
thew way of a grind finale, the whole COM
pany would suddenly arise before the
flower and serenade it together with an
ode from HatiX and depart.
, 1890-03-04

LONDON. March 3.-Gladstoue, in the
the In today, referred to the sus-
pension Of Henry Labouchere on Friday
for language regarding Lord Salisbury in
the discussion of tie Cleveland street
scandal. and asked that he be allowed to
make the following motion:
The house deems it necessary to de
clare that when a member prefers a
charge against a minister, which the min.
lister denies, such a member ought moi to
be restrained from refusing to accept the
denial and from persisting in the charge
because tho minister is a member of the
house of lords.
The announcement OF the motion was
greeted with opposition cheers. Hon.
w. Fl. Smith. government leader, said he
would consider Gladstone's request and
let him know during the evening If he
could accept the motion for tomorrow
evening
, 1890-03-04
CRY FOR PEACE
Secretary Burnell of the
Players Brotherhood
Writes a Remarkable Letter
to the League.
Eastern Police Too Slow for a
Western Man.
Astonishing Communication

CHICAGO, March 3.-An astonishing
communication was made public today by
General Secretary Burnell Of the Players
National League. The surprise is 10 the
disclosure that the supposed animosity
and rivalry between the players organize
ton and the National League is in the
nature of a blind to the public. The
whole thing in a nutshell would appear to
be that base ball men understand the art
of forming trusts and pool making pre-
cisely as in other business enterprises.
Secretary Brunelrs letter is addressed to
President Young Of the National League.
1t gives a synopsis of the PLAYERS sched-
ule, showiDt the dates Eastern clubs play
in the West and vice vera. and further
says: The outline is sent so that the
National League can, should it so choose,
avoid conflicting with our clubs. May |
also suggest that the National League
adopt a resolution permitting its clubs to
play against those of the Players League
before and after the championship season.
Such permission being granted, it would
also be necessary for the National League
to repeal its un-American resolution,
which boYcotts all clubs playing agains.
those of our organization, as well as any
clubs which NAV play with a club which
has PLAYED against a PLAYERS club"
, 1890-03-04
Put on the Brakes

If you find you are going down hill In
point of health. Failing strength. i'm
paired digestion and assimilation are the
marks OF decline. Check these and other
indications of premature decay with the
grand v~italizer and restraining tonic,
Hostetter' Stomach Bitters. Beginning
at the fountain head, the stomach, the
Bitters remedies its ineficiency, corrects
its errors and sets it vigorously at work.
The digestive organ IS thus enabled to
thoroughly separate from the food its
nutritive principles, which the blood as
Stimulating, is enriched. Thus is the sys-
tenn n~ourished, strengthened aud abnor-
NAL waste of its tissues stayed. Appetite,
the power to rest well, a regular habit are
also r~e-sstabllshed, and the various tunc.
tions move once more in their natural and
healthful groove. The Bitters, moreover,
Is a specific for and preventive of malarial
complaints, rheumatism, billiousness and
kidney troubles,
, 1890-03-04

CHICAGO, March 3.-Richard A. f.
Goebler of Butte. Mont. who several
months ago was bunkoei out of 81, 800 in
New York City. arrived in Chicago today
looking for johnson, one of the buncoers,
whom he traced to this place. Goebler,
who had placed the matter in the hands
of the police, thought they were too slow,
and started tut to capture the swindlers
himself. He arrested three of them, in
Guiding johnson, whom he captured at
the point of a revolver in front Of the
Astor house. johnson secured straw
bail and fed. Goebler says he will not
stop until he has landed johnson in the
Tomps along with Davis and Morgan.
, 1890-03-04
SPARKS FROM THE WIRES.

The Archbishop of Paris has issued a
decree t%orbidding cremation.
The Lisbon students threaten to attack
Glynn Petrie. British minister.
The London Athenaeum has black
balled Flanagan, another OF the Par
nellism and crime articles.
By the explosion of gas in a South
Wilkesbarre, Pa, shaft this morning,
eight miners were closed in.
Yesterday was the twelfth anniversary
of the coronation of the pope. High
mass was celebrated in the Sistene chapel.
Yesterdays temperature-New York
l6', New Orleans $50, St. Louis 28', Gin
cinnati DO. Chicago 200. Winnipeg l2'
below.
1t is now known that 1856 OF the passen-
gers and crew Of the steamer Quetta,
wrecked Friday night near Somerset,
Australia, we're saved.
State Treasurer holland OF Missouri has
been suspended. No cause is known ex-
cept the rumor that holland is in trouble
over his accounts with the state.
The trial of Sheriff Flack of New York
for conspiracy in his divorce Ease was
called yesterday. but owing to the illness
of his wife, was postponed until Monday
next.
A freighter was murdered by Indians
Sunday nine miles from Fort Thomas,
Ariz. The Indians stole his horses,
burned his wagon and cut the telegraph
line between the military posts. Troops
are in pursuit.
The San Francisco agency of the Chi
cago. Milwaukee & st. Paul announced
Yesterday a reduction from $72 so 90 sos,
on first class tickets from San Francisco
to Chicago and from $47. SO to $40, on
second class tickets.
Renegade Apaches are making them.
selves known as winter disappears. Oh
the eleven ~reneRades, five or six of them
are in Sonora, Mexico. and on a late raid
stole sixteen horses, besides committing
numerous other depredations.
, 1890-03-04
The Fren CHI In Africa.

PARIS. March IA report has been
received by the government from the
governor of Senegal stating that 800 Of
the king OF Dahomey's troops attacked
the French force under Commandant
Feirelon Atzleo.. After severe fighting
the French repuised the natives, killing
and woundinE 100.
1t Is reported that the government in.
tends to annex the kingdom of Dahomey
to the French possessions in Africa, and
that a large expedition will be sent to the
west coast. The expedition, it is said,
will be under orders to act promptly upon
its arrival in order to avert the putting to
death of many captives on the occasion
of the kings accession to the throne, it
being the custom in Dahomey to sacri-
flee a large number of prisoners and Da-
homians at all state religious ceremonies.
, 1890-03-04

china VIII Make Her Own Money.
WASHINGTON. March 3.-Dispatches
from Pekin, China, that Vice
roy Ii Hung Chang has formulated a
project which will mark a new era IN the
Chinese commercial world. He has de-
cided to establish a system of silver coin
age which shall be uniform throughout
the empire. The project is favorably
viewed by the prime minister, Prince
Chun, and has been submitted to the en-
peror by memorial. 1t is being urged by
the viceroy, prime minister and most of
the influential and progressive men.
A reporter called at the Chinese lega-
ton to inquire about the matter and was
informed by Hoshen Chez, an Interpreter.
that this question has long been under
consideration, and was a pet scheme of
Ii Hung Chang. Heretofore" he said,
we only had copper currency. The gov
ernment never issued paper currency, this
privilege being entirely in the hands OF
private banking houses. OF gold and
silver coin of our own we had none; but
gold leaf and bars of gold, as well as
Jumps of silver, nave been in use as
measures of value, and when a merchant
or trader desired money he could deposit
them with the private banking houses as
collateral and get the notes of the bank
ing houses to use IN business. At the
seaports the English shilling, Mexican
dollar and Japanese yen come into gen
eral use, and this, more than anything
else, suggested the advisability of having
a silver currency Of our own. | think the
intention is to coin silver up to the value
OF 81. and the government also intends to
grant charters to certain banking houses,
empowering them to issue paper cur.
rency something on the order of your ma.
tional bank system. 1t will greatly sim.
plify business transactions and will be an
aid to commerce"
, 1890-03-04

Do you contemplate a trip eastward? If
not, then nave you invited your eastern
friends to be with you in Cheyenne with.
in the next four weeks to review our state.
hood celebration.
The Burlington would not presume to
inquire this far into your business we're
they not in a position to benefit you.
Their daily passenger train for Licnoln,
Omaha, Council Bluffs, Des Moines, St.
Paul, Minneapolis, Kansas City, St.
Louis, Chicago and intermediate points,
leaves Cheyenne at 8 p. m. Daily trains
leave the above cities for Cheyenne.
The Pullman and dining car service OF
this route is the equal of any in the land,
and people travelling east or west may
find it to their interest to write or call on
). Francis, G.. Z. & T. A, Omaha, Neb.;
j. +. McClung, agent, Cheyenne.
, 1890-03-04

WASHINGTON, March 3.-O'DonnelI
of Michigan, at the request of the Sew
enth Day Adventists of the United States,
presented a petition bearing 253, 900
names protesting against the passage of
any bills in regard to the Sabbath day.
Referred.
The joint resolution passed authorizing
the appointment of thirty additional med
ical examiners for the pension bureau.
Perkins moved to suspend the rules
and put upon its passage the senate bill
for the organization OF the territory OF
Oklahoma with the house substitute there.
fore. The motion was lost.
Houck called up the contested election
case of Leatherson VS.. Cate. Cultivate,
in advocating the case of the contestee,
exhibited what is known as the double
action ballot box, which was, the Repub
licans assert, used in twenty ono pre-
cincts, and which enables the precinct
judges to cast aside the vote of any per-
sou they may see fit. He showed the
manipulation by which such Judges could
deceive the voter and lead him to believe
the ballot had been properly deposited.
He quoted from the returns of the pre-
cinct in which, it is alleged, the boxes
were used in order to show the vote for
Featherstone far exceeded that for Cate,
and he further asserted there was lot a
particle of evidence in the case to show
that such a box was used at the election.
The ballot-box had been brought IN the
case by the attorney for the contestant,
but nobody had told where it had come
from.
Pending further debate, the house ad-
iourned