The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-27
BRIGaT BITS.

The fast train bears her out of sight
Ihree weary months from me away.
She told me she would often write,
And said I'd write every day.
"a week laterD
Sne writes me thu. while on her tour,
hear the streamlet's laughing purl."
6ome other beau she's got I'm sure;
But then-Tve got another girl.
J. Il. c. in Puck.
THE ice cream joke is laid away,
NO more twill cloud the readers brow,
lis so all things must pass away
The summer girl eats oysters now.
Washington Post
KISSES are like an actress diamonds The
oftener they re stolen the better their owners
are pleased. Life.
A sCANDALMoNGER is a person who talks to
our neighbors about us. An entertaining talker
Is person who tells us mean stories about our
neighbors. MtitSey's Weekly.
HUNGRY MAN lat cheap lunch counter)-
Gimme some baked beans in hurry.
Tough Waiter lat the top of his voice)-Rush
plate o Boston SWeetbreadS !-ChicuOO Trib-
ttlle.
BLINKs-Pugilism has suffered an irreparable
loss in Sullivans going on the stage.
BJabbers-Oi don't think poogillsm is hurted
half so much as the stage, and what's more our
sinators and representatives are goin' into poo
gilism.-SJtingS.
How PLEASANT it is to see husband and wife
of one mindw
1t is, indeed There's the Robinsons. for
example. She thinks there's nobody in the
Boston Transcript
RoBBIE-When get to be man I'm going to
be printer
Papa-Why SO?
Robbie tsmacking his lips)-'Cause Mr.. Type
the printer up the way, says they always have
lots OF ''pi."- st. Paul Globe.
"How ARE YoU?'' exclaimed a visitor at the
CADltnl Ia In MAJ he
from his district.
Hush; not 50 loud. "
What's the matter9 Anybody after you?"
mo, but there isn't any telling where a quo.
rum is going to strike".- Washington Post
BEGGAR-Help me, good sir | have large
family and can scarcely keep the wolf from the
door. We are in need of food.
Crusty-Hm! Have you got gun?
Yes. sir"
well here's cents Go and buv some am
munition, and the next time the wolf comes
around kill him and eat him. "-LaUrence
american.
JUDGE-And you saw the prisoner strike the
complainant?
Wltness-Yes, your honor
Judge-And had he given you any provoca-
ton?
Witness-Why, you see he pulled out roll of
bills.
Judge-And you mean to say the prisoner
struck him for thatS
Witness-Weil he struck him for some of it
DHtgtdHitON LeuQeF
Il UNDERSTAND, Mabel. that you had a duh
time at the seaside this summer" observed one
OF the ''cant-get-away" girls TO her more for
tunate friend
"Exceedingly," was the reply. But lust
think of the poor sharksl"
''Sharks?"
Yes. They were man-eaters, you know, and
there was not young man-that is a nice, ten
der young man-in sight during our entire
stay. st. Paul Ptoneer-PreSs.
FAUNTLERoY BoY-Mamma wouldn't rit have
been grand to have lived in che good old times.
and had big castle on the hill. and robbed
everybody who came near it, just like the brave
oarons read about in that big book? wish |
could have been one.
Mamma-Hush! You shouldn't talk So
Boy-Can't just think about such things?
Mamma-No. you shan't. Change the SUBJ
ject.
Boy-Mamma, when is papa coming back to
to the city,
Mamma-As soon as his summer hotel closes
-NeI0 York Weekly.