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The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1890-05-02

EVERYWHERE WAS DESOLATION.
that some enterprising native had prof
tied by the shadows of hight to steal my
trousers, socks and coat from the table
at the head of my bed where | had laid
them on going to rest, so that was spared
the difficulty usually experienced on
getting up of endeavoring to get into
my clothes impoverished by native
eyes, until l had been able to arouse
1ave In the cabin by my cries, who
soon appeared on the scene with fresh
ARTICLES of attire and enabled me to arise
clothed and in my right mind, but
breathing awful vengeance against the
thief II lshould discover him. The miss
ing garments never turned up, and was
forced TO quit Bolombo (the name of
thls dlshonest village), hoping that on
the return journey down river again the
tnle1 might be revealed, or that at least
tne clothes and the effort to put them
on properly might work the physical
rum OF the wretch who had stolen
them.
from bolompo we continued our jour-
ney past long stretches of thick forest,
oc siohai.y renewed by open spaces
and steep @red-earthed bluffs topping
which extended vivid green patches Of
banana and plantain leaves, where
some small village nestled amid the
deep groves of those trees.
Although judged we must now have
Deen from eighty to one hundred miles
rom the mouth of the Lulungu the
river continued of the same breadth,
averaging mile wherever we could see
It's entire surface from shore to shore,
unbroken by islands.
Aate on the afternoon of the second
oay' after quitting Bolombo-at point
ABOUT one hundred and ten miles from
Inc Congo-we came upon the first of
9ong line OF villages extending up the
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1890-05-02
UP THE MALINGA.
Explorer Easement Arrives in the
Land of the BalOlO.
A Great Race Almost Exterminated by
the Cannibal Lufembi-A Strangely
DIsfigured PeOpie-Slaves at Four
Cents q Head.

COPYRIGHT, 1901
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1890-05-02

euo O1u ucdumdH, VINO spoke 10 Us
through Elenge Mimic, our interpret
er. First, he gave US to understand
that they lived in mortal dread of the
savage Lufembi, and that the "big"
town of Malinga to which he belonged,
onlv a little further up river, had
lately suffered great deal. Many had
been killed and others carried off into
slavery, but that now all the scattered
Malinga villages on the other, or Luz
fembi side of the river, had drawn to-
gether and constructed a strong barri-
cade around their united town, and so
had been able to beat off the renewed
attacks of the Lufembi.
In reply to my question whether these
savages had ivory, he facetiously re-
marked that as no Malinga man who
had ever visited the Lufembi returned
to tell his tale it was impossible to say
what they had, but he considered an
appetite for human flesh as their most
cherished possessions; and on further in
quiry the old gentleman admitted that
he himself was not at all averse to a
little boiled or roast Lufembi when
ever the fortunes OF war delivered few
prisoners into the hands of his country
men.
''Those who are not fit to sell as
slaves" he said, alluding to the weak or
wounded captives, I'VE eat.'
Then he branched off into a descrip-
ton of the upper course of the river,
which we soon judged would prove navi.
gable yet for another ten days steam
ing of the Florida.
High up" said he, ''the river divides
into two branches, one coming from
swamps and trees, the other, and larger,
falling over stones where there are
fisher villages"
Before reaching this point, however,
he said we should come across the verb
table home Of the elephant, scores Of
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1890-05-02

DING nothing at
Bukutila more in
teresting than
} frewood and eggs
and the attention
of the ladies, who
g ggl ed an d
n Il d ge d each
other and then
fed if we gave
the slightest in
dication of APP
preaching within
ton wards IF thom
The Mason County journal. [volume] (Shelton, W.T.) 1886-1927, 1890-05-02
A Valuable Manuscript.

David Whitmer, who died at Rich
mond, Ray County, Mo-, January Is,
1888. had in his possession one of the
most interesting and valuable manu-
scripts in the world-the original manu-
script of the s'Book of Mormon" Some
time before his death the Salt Lake
hierarchy, through Orson Pratt and 9TH
ers, offered Mr.. Whitmer 500, 600 for
his treasure, which he promptly refused.
1t is believed that 100000 would have
been given by the parties interested,
but the owner told them that "all the
gold in the world would not tempt him
to part with it." The table upon which
it was written, an invaluable relic OF
itself, is now the property of George
Schweich, of Richmond. J. D., son OF
David Whitmer, has custody OF the man
uscript st. Louis Republic
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Notice TO Creditors.

Estate of Patrick Boyle deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned,
administrator Of the Estate of Patrick Boyle
deceased, to the creditors Of and all persons
having claims against the said deceased, to
exhibit them, with the necessary vouchers,
within ten months after the first publication Of
this notice to the said administrator at his
home near Notus, Ada county Idaho, ,hes
same being the place for the transaction Of
the business Of said estare, in said County OF
Ada, CHAs. 7. f. PETERSON,
Administrator Of the Estate of Patrick BOYLE,
deceased.
Dated this 4th day Of October 1890.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Dreadful Awakening.

Madam" said the eminent surgeon, II
am happy to say we have discovered at
last the cause of your husbands condition.
A small portion Of the skull was fractured
by the injury that deprived him OF con-
sciousness a year or more ago, and
splinter has been pressing upon the brain.
have located the fracture, and in few
minutes, with the help of my assistants,
the splinter will be removed. You must
not be surprised, madam" he continued,
lat anything he may say when he returns
to consciousness It has been many long
month since the injury happened to him,
but you will remember that to him there
has been no lapse of time whatever. If be
was interrupted in the course of any re
mark he was making at the time of the ac-
eident he will finish that remark as soon
as the pressure is removed from his brain. }"
The surgeon resumed his place at the
bedside of the unconscious patient and the
operation proceeded. 1t was complete
success The moment the splinter was re-
moved from the mans brain n natural
look came into his eyes, and his anxious
friends in the room adjoining heard him
iayin slow, hesitating monotone:
q hen and halliday an egg and half
in day and half how many eggs will six
hens lay in seven days?"-Chicago Tr1b-
me,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Azure for Sick Headache.

This distressing complaint is due TO an mac
tive or sluggish liver with constipated bowels
which deranges the stomach and disturbs the
nervous system, causes dizziness aud an oppres-
sive dull pain in the head, often 50 severe as
to prevent all rest or sleep. One M ls.
Gums Improved Liver Pills will relieve You
of all the pain and misery and lew more
doses will correct the liver and stomach ana
regulate the bowels. While these pills ae
small, easily taken, and mild and genile in
their action there is no medicine TINT viii IS
etiectuaily cure sick headache. IS cents q
box. Sold by II. ID, Bla,chley.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Tho Pain OF Parting,

II had hoped, darling, that as your hus-
band l might live and die happy, but now
1t cannot be. Tonight we must part, and
part forever. You will never see me again.
am going far, far away"
Now you brighten me, Edward; do not
talk thus. What should part us'"
"Ha! hal" he laughed bitterly and smit-
ing his forehead. would it were noG so.
But all regrets are vain. We part tonight
forever"
"Oh, Edward! Why' Whys"
Simply because the boss has engaged
IN expert to start tomorrow on examin-
ing the books. "-Philadelphia Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho,

Land Office at Boise City, Idaho,
Sept. 80, 1890
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of her intention
to make final proof in support OF her claim,
and that said proof will be made before Reg
lister and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
November II, 1890.
viz: Emma M. Mckenzie, who make Hid
f No. z277 for the NJ NV ar, Sec. II Up.
d N K 3w b. NJ. She names the following
witnesses to prove her continuous residence
upon and cultivation Of, said land, viz: Sam
uel S. Foote, Seth Bixby, Charles Gram and
Charles Robertson all Of Middleton Idaho.
CIfAS. S. KINGSLEY, REGISTER.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Looking for a Job.

Tramp-Can you give me job, misteri
Farmer - Well, dunno. What can
you do?
Tramp-Tve been hiring out oil spring
as a patent seeder.
Farmer-A patent seeders What in thun-
der's that2
Tranquility, you see, when q man gets
as seedy as am all he has to do is to loaf
around plowed field and it grows up
'thout putting any crop in. Done any fall
plowin' yetf"-Burlingto Free Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
MERIT WINS.

We desire to say to our citizens, that for
years we have been selling DIR. Kings New
Discovery tor Consumption. DIR. Kings New
Iif. Pills, Buckleys AMIGA Salve and Elec-
trio Bitters. and have never handled rem AIDES
that sell as we'll, or that have given such uni
versal satisfaction. We do not hesitatnto
guarantee them every time, and westand ready
TO refund the purchase price, if satisfactory
results do not follow their use. These RENE
dies have won there great popularity purely
on their merits. H. D. Blatchlcy, Druggist
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18

DESERT LAND, FINAL PRoOF.-NoTIcE FOR
PUBLICATION.
U. S. Land Office, Boise City, Idaho.
Oct. 4, 1850.
Notice is hereby given that John Carter
of Emmett, Idaho, has filed notice of inten-
ton to make proof on his desert land claim
No. 7'9, for the NW4 Sec. " TpoN r NV,
before the Register and Receiver at Boise
City, Idaho. on Wednesday, the
1eth day of November, 1890.
He names the following witnesses to prove
the complete irrigation and reclamation OF
said land: John b. Davis. Jonathan X.
Williams, William Woody and Clayton T.
Moultcn, al of Emmett, Ada Co. Idaho.
az CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho. !
Oct. s. 1900.

Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
November Ie, 1890.
viz: Henry w. Dorman, of Caldwell, Idaho,
who made Pre-. d. S. No. 426a for the N u
NE1r. NJ NWqr. Sec. Fl, TIP an X
CIV b. p. M. He names the following
witnesses to prove his continuous residence
upon and cultivation Of, said land, viz: Frank
Olmstead, Hardy N. Maxey, William Verlcy
and Frank Hartkopf, all OF Caldwell Ada Co,
Idaho.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY. Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

MRS. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP, for
children teething, is. the prescription Of one.
best female nurses and physicians in the,
United States, and has been used for forty
years with never-faiiing success by millions Of
mothers for their children. During the pro-
cess of teething its value is incalculable. 1t
wind collie. By giving health to the child il
rests the mother. Price 2sc bottle.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office Boise City, Idaho.
Sept. ~, 10,

Sept. ~, 1890.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before Reg
lister and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
Tuesday, November 4, 1890.
viz: Mounce b. Bowman, who made Desert
Land Entry No 528, for the SEX NWA and
lot S, Sec 6, TIP N Of IA w b. NJ. Henames
the following witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon ana cultivation ofsaid land, viz
Joseph X. Beck, Charles George, James X.
Nichols and Robert MCGUIRE, all OF Caldwell
Idaho.
CHAs S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
A SUPERINTENDENT

Is one which is guaranteed 10 bring VOW
satisfactory results, or in case of failure re-
turn OF purchase price. On this safe plan you.
can buy from our advertised druggist bottle:
of DR.. Kings New Discovery for consumu-
ton. 1t is guaranteedto bring relief in every
case when used for an affection Of the throat,
lungs or chest, such as consumption, in6am-
alton Of lungs, bronchitis asthma, whooptng
cough, Group, e,c., 1t is plesan. and agreea-
bic to taste, perfectly safe, and always can be
depended upon. H. D. Blatchley, Druggist.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
NOTICE-TIMBER CULTURE.
U. s. Land, Office,
Boise City, Idaho.
Sept. II. 1890.


Boise City, Idaho.
Sept. II. 1890.
Complaint having been entered at this
Office by William ]. kirkpatrick against
Squire F, Taylor, for failure to comply with
law as to Timber-C Culture Entry No. 75I dated
September rs, 1855. upon the NJ MEX
and NE4 NW4 Section 26, Township N
of K CIV, Ada County, Idaho, with view to-
the cancellation of said entry: contestant
alleging that Squire F. Taylor did not break
or cause TO be broken 81 acres Of said tract
during the first year after making said entry,
and that he has not at any time since making
said entry, broken or caused to be broken,
nor cultivated or caused 10 be cultivated any
portion of said entry as required by law and that
he hasno at any time since making said entry
planted or caused to be planted to trees, seed
or cuttings any portion Of said entry as
required by law. The said parties are hereby
summoned to appear at this Office on the 18th
day of November 1890, at 10 o'clock A, M,
to respond and furnish testimony concerning
said alleged failure.
CHAS. S. KINGSLEY. Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho. |

Oct. 4, 1890.
f.. Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiver at Boise City Idaho, on
November IS, 1890,
viz: Frank Harland, of Falks Store, idaho,
who made lid application No. 2Io2 for the
SW4 NE4, and NW4, Sc s, Sec 6,
TIP. 7NR3W B. P. M. Idaho. He names the
following witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon and cultivation of, said land,
viz: William b. Biggerstaff, Andrew -
Mcfarland, Samuel L. Biggerstaff and Leroy
Brown, all of Falks Store, Ada county Idaho.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
DESERT LAND. FINAL PR0OF.-NO-
TICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. S. Land Office, Boise City, Idaho.
Oct, 6. 1900

Notice is hereby given that Frank L. Ohm
stead Of Caldwell, Ada county, Idaho, has
filed notice Of intention to make proof on his
desert-land claim No. 754, for the N Y & NJ
SWA, and NJ seq, Sec II TIP N X 5W
B. P. NJ. before the Register and Receiver at
Boise City, Idaho, on Wednesday, ahc
10Th day Of November, 1890,
He names the following witnesses to prove
the complete irrigation and reclamlti al
said land: Charles A. Hand ani Harry
Anderson of Caldwell, Ada county, Idtno.
Anthony Anderson and Edward L. n ORTIZ, .:
Parma, Ada County, Idaho.
GHAs. $. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Spring Fever.

At this season of the year the most vigorous
and hearty people often have a feeling Of
WEAKNESS, tired and worn out, without ambi-
ton to do anything, and many break out in:
pimples and boils. What you require is a
mild tonic medicine that will act gently on the,
liver and blood, and for this, nothing equals,
DR., Gums Improved Liver Pills. They give
an activity to the liver, purify the blood and.
by their mild tonic action, new vitality and
strength to the entire system. Sold at IS.
cents box by H. d. BLATchLEY
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
NOTICE.
U. S. Land Office. Boise City, Idaho.
Sent IT hoo

U. S. Land Office. Boise City, Idaho.
Sept. II, 1890.
Complaint have been entered at this Office
son for abandoning his Homestead Entry No,
7rso, dated January 8, 1855, upon the S z.
SW4 SW4 Sc or Sec. 28 NV qrNE Or Sec.
g, Township 7 N range CIV. in Ada County,
Idaho, with a view to the cancellation Of said
entry, the said parties are hereby summoned
to appear at Land Office, Boise City, Idaho,
on the 18TH day Of November, 1890, at 10
O'Clock A. NJ, TO respond and furnish testi-
mony concerning said alleged abandonment.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
CircumlOcution.

Smith Qaying down paper(-Let's see,
Brown, how old are you?
Brown-Twenty-eight Why?
Smith-Oh, nothing; only you have but
two more years to live.
Brown-Only two more years to live?
Smith (who isn't particularly fond of
Brown)-I was just reading that the life of
the ass is thirty years.-Cleveland Sun and
Voice.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Striking1y New.

Pinkerton Hungerford--Your work is
very original, Mr.. Hawkes..
Hawkes. (gratifed) - Thank you, Mr..
Hungerford. strive to be original.
Pinkerton Hungerford-It's really won
derful don't believe the angel Gabriel
himself ever saw sky of that color, and
that mauve verbena patch off to the left
has never been equaled even by nature
Yenowine's News.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
BuCKLEN,s ARNICA sALVE

The Best Salve in the world for cuts brus
es, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Series
letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Gorns
and all Skin Eup,ions, and positively cnres
Piles or no pay required, 1t is sua.an Ue To
give perfect satisfaction or money reiu sded.
Price IS cents per box. For sale by IL. ID.
Blaichley,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18

A Dream OF Love-.
vris oniy the old. old story,
Familiar to each and oil;
OF chandelier lights and glory,
A broad staircase and ball.
He asked II she'd brave even "Pappy.~
She answered him, Each one and all"
And he was happy -quite happy,
That night ct che Patriarchs' ball:
He held her soft hand quite tightly
Twas daintily gloved and small;
He soiled her gloves-ah! slightly
That wonderful night at the ball
He called. Twas few days later
The SNOW was beginning to fall.
He interviewed none but the ''patsr,"
But he proved suificient--qshat's all
Nellie Brush In Texas Cartoon.
= --sas--N a---x~r sNesr
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
ruE DECLINE OF DISCIPLINE.

..s.~ "a Comparison of the Training OF
Young Ideas, Past and Present.
1890
Master Makcpiece Wisdom Winthrop Ito
bis sire}-WiI my honored and revered IA
cher grant me the privilege Of going to
Aide ON yonder pond for a brief timer
His Sire-Nay, my son, it is not my de-
sire that you should engage in such frivo-
lous pursuits. They are waste of time
and energy, and l fear me they are in a
certain degree sinful. Say no more about
it, my son.
Master Makepiece Wisdom Winthrop,
ared Is, says no more.
1890.
Master Harold Percy St. John, aged 10
ito his sire)-Pa, can't 1 go skating this
afternoons
Mr.. ST. John-No, you can't.
'sWhyg"
"'Causc you can't"
SWhy?"
81 don't want you to-that's WHY
'rThat amt any reason"
MS reason enough for me, and want
you to shut right up and say no more about
it."
"Jim Brown and Ted Jenkins are go
ing"
"I don't care If they are; you're not"
"Whyf"
because you're notP'
"Boo-hoo-hoo! can't never do nothinxl
Boo-hoor'
"Shut up that noise"'
"Can 1 go them"
mo. You can't"
'Boo-hoo-hoo! Hoo-oo-oo! I-boo--don't
--hoo-see whyv'
you'll know why if I trounoe you,
yonng man"
Cant go just little while!"
ayes, and break through the ice and get
drowned"
II won't, either-Boo-hool''
"Hush! Will you be very careful"
"Yes-yes."
"And not 60 where the ice is thini"
NO.
"And you'll come home in an hours"
"Yes-yes."
"Well, put out then, and mind If you
amt back in an hour I'll trounce you
good"
Eyes, sir"
And off he goes to stay five hours and Q
baif, but the trouncing is never more heard
of-Drake's Magazine.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Dainty.

IT had my temper ruffled today" re-
marked Willie Washington to Gus de Jay.
"G-waciousl You are getting just too
exauisiteW--Was Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
.rne other. way.

How does your girl treat you, Johns"
nslad the mother.
"She doesn't treat me at oil, mother;
en- obliged to treat her every time. Dos
ton Courier.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
He Didn't.

Caller-Now. tell me, Tommy, don't
you call your big sister homelyf
Tommy-Well, guess not. She'd Stag
my face If / did.-Epoch.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Two Views.

Jack-Pshawl money doesn't always
bring happiness.
Ethel-Well, I'm sure poverty Doesn't
Judge.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
a N1omentary Triumph.

Judge-This gentleman can, identify the
watch because his initials are scratched
on tho inside Of the case
PrisGRer-No, he can't, kscratohed them
of.-Clothier aId Furnis,er..
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
He Puzzled the Jeweler.

He Puzzled the Jeweler.
Jeweler-Want it set in a lace pin? 1t Is
an odd looking stone. Where did you
get it?
Customer-It was left this morning by
my iceman.-Chatter.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Ready for Graduation.

Professor Ito class in horology)-n a
cheap watch were brought you to be re-
paired how would you begin!
Bright Student-By asking the owner
to pay in advance.-Jewelers' Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Next.

"The census enumeration is gone"
eyes; his business is over"
"What next?"
"The mosquito with his little BILL
Boston Courier.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
In the Year One.

Englishman-May ask when your con-
stitution was adopted, sirS
American (curtly)-When l was born,
sir.--Burlington Free Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Mutual

"why does that man keep Watching me
all the timer"
"May be it's because he wonders why
you're staring at him. Puck.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
Els Great Ealing.

eyes, every time Blowhard gets in a
fight he exerts himself too much"
"How's that?"
Running New York World.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
A riresome business.

doesn't work make man tiredT' com
mented street payer to curbstone friend
ala, for my part, Pm even tired looking
for ."-Philadelphia Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-10-18
His Reputation.

Short Man (nervously>-Did you hear
Brown say he owed me lickings
eyes; but that's all right. Brown never
pays what he owes. "-Iouisville Courier
Jouspal.