The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-10-03
WIT AND HUMOR.

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The best illustration Of mingled
hope and fear Ii : lazy man looking
for work.-Asifafsd Press
Il is only when man begins TO de
tate his letters that he finds out how
poorly he can talk. Puck.
Every beginning Il difficult. except
laziness. which II The beginning 0f MI
crimes. Flfegcnde Bfafffr.
What did she do when you seat I.er
those flowers. wlth Jour lovePs Re
The course of true love never runs
smooth. and II would not be half the
fnn II II would. EinsIra Free Press.
Sometimes man IL hard working
man and then again sometimes he II
only hard workingman. 1erre Ha1fs
Express.
It Is better for d young man TO have
his trousers bag at the knees than
to have his brains bag at the earss---
Boston Traveller.
Charles Lambs hnmor never shows
n taste OF bitterness; but. then. Charles
had regular Job ~ bookkeepef TO full
back upon.-Puek.
At the coneert-s.T want TO ask ron
q question. /" Don't talk now; wall
until the concert begins. 's-AesO Or
leans Times Democrat
Well. / called on Miss Bobbett last
night and broke the iee.r How nu-
fortunate when lee II 30 hard 10 re-
piace.r-N r. Herald
II !. No, a,wax. ,,ra,,ar - ..,.aras.
the Young man behind the soda foui1-
tain a 9 dr,afor arcs, shaftof. la 4 q ft1z
zician.-7oiedo Blade.
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i. hs.si -, W., ds..ss, So 1ss =
sha o,, t,s ,.ss,sl1- -. -. fa~f
head Yr-N Y. goy1,aerri,zf
Tie Ennmer.tar ftavnfng ,.aak.zz-
.Aflna aues,;on mara M pIsnk
.stysll a,,, ,s;sb II . 49, xa.s sss..sl.
a. tas,,,saa,sys sss.....,.siis 5.',-..ss1
s--'s -.
- r. .,ass..sa 80 - iel -. :
shs5a .,d fets ,sas..,fe f5ve fb..,es1rae
s.,,s h,,stng az 4 ss,,,...sIfs .T,,,s-
All -
his kinadom fer horse he mjyl,t sare ss
meant q horse that would win when he
| bet on him in the races. -PhifadefozIa
| Times
/
MihisteItto morse sockey =. v = nst =
your business. may ! askg Horse
Jockey-l an. am IN me seryl1s gf-ssae' ~
anIeiaeAA 5sepsT i'a '' 1's'e'
a. p..,;n-.1 saa ,h., r..sa
Pasha is 10 have q salary Of $50. 0o0 5
| year. Bunting -ssYou don't say.
| What clul, has he SIGNED with sss-7H
pasfon;an
,.p..s -, s.o.--.
,vhaw hetsaen s;5.lia sns ! ri,5ir .
| Zee same deefarens 80 erzeesf -
tween - v.el1sllar ans 49, vieiinfsf. -
| HarDerss Basar.
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oa'es1ai s.s tou sssa
look Hke5u second S.iesIadv-s.l3
he's lust a bargain counter afTair. that's
all. l.n-Terye Haute Erpress.
re- .tu .,,.- .,4
Pepplo Ens' a1ly ~oulu sHns onLJ -
nan as ua.u W sscuIe neaitn - they
~ ~, ~ halst.;ss. 's as "o... ... = 80 -
- az a,-,h c~~s.,,.., T,-,,I -
= - - - -
nat 40 yoa 40 WIth your nannels
alter they have begun to shrink
let 'em shrink a little more and then
put EN- BY TO use Tor p1Ise-warrners
- -,
~ ~d1a "a tine =, - settis 80
Wnaas,;.n M, a,,asti.s, aa.s
ata s,. -, 1uss.aon
nhy uon they give tnein Just piziH
pork ana ansss-Boston deratd-
Mr.. Staid-.Aufl is Miss rfrcIeoou-
gle well educatedPn Mrs McFad-
.Educateds ! should say SO. Why. fh<
ribbons on her graduating dress alonz
cost over 800 Boston IrdHscrlpf
Mr.. Jones. hiring a victoria for 4
drive in the park-ssThere, wife. uesIl
put the coachnaan inside. and YOU osl
up on the box with me. Wei be e
me as any OF the folks -''-ftsegefzat
Btatter.
Probablv tba ice man has nevar mo
ticed the dainty little tonrs that ar.
furnished with boxes Of Confectionery
They are neat. Inexpensive, and woule
be quite usefui IN his business---et 50
.Hg'oH fose-
Briggs-'Is your Office boy still pur
suing his duties with the same feserisl
: ayidity he exhibited at the startg'
Braggs-aNot exactly. He is exhibit
ing what might be called a spring
Ieverlsn avidity now--derre Hast1
11p'ess
, rather Clara. what game wa
that you were playing when 1 looke'
in the parior last nightf clara
..Hide and seek Fafher-"Wh ha
was the kissing forp" Clara-.0
, that was the duty on the hides - Bes
, -. -. M
Sitizen-H you kno" on tne NJ
proacn OF great storms why donI 70
s.op them before tney reacn placer
!, Zen. Greely-'Stop theml Why, tina
is impossible" Citizen-.-O. no. Al