The daily critic., 1890-12-12
RlGOLETTOS


the Russian leather volume, "that you ant
/ should bring up here together
"WlygH
"Because we we're no. bound the sam,
way when we started. - The Herald.
She Pound out All About IL.
Iiis cousin from 81. Paul)-What ar,
Saratoga chips, JscAg
Jack Buekpass (promptly)-W Whites q
dollar reds i've, and blues ten on -
limit--Judge.
At Philadelphia.
Miss Walnutt-Iiere comes Mr. Bronstou
behind US. Who Is he, anyway Wbydoes
he never sllude 10 his famlyf
| Miss spTuee-Nhy, he never had auyl
| He's from New YoFk.-LiJe.
Papa, won't you buy me q LleyeieP Nv
| Iilrhd Alma has Invited me 70 Join the
/ bicycle elubn
sol Well, if you want TO use your feet
so much, Will buy you sewing machine. %
| -fhFgeAdc BiaHer.
80 the old gentleman kicked Won down
The sioop when you called 10 see his daugh-
| Ter. Did he break anythings'i
dciphid Times.
Behind with his Rent
Editor TO poetl-What is your address,
Poet-That depends on you.
Editor-HoW s0s
foet-lf you take this poem, nv address
viii remain 4s9i East Nine Hundred ana
foIly-seeond street; II you don't take H. /
won't have any address.-Life.
Useful Assistant.
Ar smith (of Kansas ~ Toa going to
sing, Jack
Dir. Wesson lhis friend Why, YES.
Miss okeTs just asked me 10.
hr smith-Nell, old man, / always
sliced by you, and IN do it now Give
Them enc verse Of your pet song, and nm
keep the crowd covered. .-PucE.
Aunt Hold Fast-Ah, William, my dear.
you develop your muscular system, but
hos DO sou develop your soul
blll}-lou have me there, auntie IFs
uon tackle the solar system uutu Junior
year--Ials Ree9Td.
Miss Sanger, the young lady typewriter.
who took down President Hanison's mes
sage While engaged iu that work was like
lhe sailors wife spoken of by the witches
m Macbeth she had ehestButs Ia her
lap.-bgsaflqisDH (.Ala.J 4gs-TeralA
~ should like to observe, madam. % said /
the patient boarder, shat while am very I
fond Of the 1eck 0f the fowl you are earv- |
lng, 1 shan deny myself this year and beg /
Tor a large white chuuek Of the breast
With this view have had nv trunk I
packed aud drayman g nos waiting at 4
the door for an ausWer Er-ls it breast or 4
ueek s--dlatcaH Grg1fF.
The MaH for the Emergency.
Inexperienced Young Wife whose hus-
band has returned home for the Hrst time
under The influence E-DariiBg. sea are slek.
Let me send for the doctor.
Husband one uf The b0ysl-No. don't
.end flf any doctor, but II my symptoms
ION Improve soonl send for q snake
.haHIer
Not a Toady.
~ am not t0ady, said Mrs. Hleh |
Zone, ..yeE 1 have always tried 10 make nv
aas into The best circles Of society. The
manners q the people there are agreeable (
q nae. I Ike their style, their taIz IS uoI-
sired; yuu get choice Flauds at their
4tlesi they are not always lalrassed
.eolt money ths ladies dress beau
llulg and tie gentlemen tastefuIlr- /
eu sec une pictures and other rare /
--a= 4l lhe-F houses "a which tie air Is
-e4=4ltel than llat Cf the poor louze.
le1 can entertain sou With accounts of
lell foreign la4F=i 4le4 live iu The most de-
litl-e parts uL the lJaU- ana .IeV don't
s14 p e always a.uplIg or atraIuIuG.
p course IKE illl kind 9f life, and lsg
2 el HH INTO lle s9elrtF of people Ulg
now low 10 please ms tastes suI IN
lLa 1ef am ua taaIy, sail Nrs.
le1 Tone, with emphasis Is she e4zada ID !
2 Invitation 81 attend aa evening party M
ls. Cream Cheese H.--talg Iart sA.
De Seamless stocking Originator Dead :
LOWELL Mass. Dec -Beaiamiu
shaw creator II the idea IF tie Z
anlezs slockilg aud Inventor 81 he :
en- Cor making e. died here yes.eG- i
- aEed 5s- lie gas born ID Moa- / ;
cull, BE. Tie Was twelve years d7- 4