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The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

"A traveller, calling at a hotel, left
dis umbrella in the stand with label
attached, on which was written in bold
characters: This umbrella belongs to
a man who can deal blow with his fist
of the force of $50 pounds. Coming
back in ten minutes" Having accom-
plished his errand, he went to look for
his umbrella, but found in its place a
card inscribed as follows: This card
belongs to man who can run fifteen
miles an hour. Isn't coming back
ElhenYien.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

COMMON sense teaches US that thorn or
splinter in the flesh must be removed before
the part can heal. Malaria in the system
must be destroyed before health can return.
Shallenberger's Antidote for Malaria does
this and health returns Immediately. There
is no other known AntidOte. Sold by drug
gists, or sent by mail for one dollar. A. T.
Shallenberger Il Co., Rochester, Pa
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03
Con.umntion surely Cured.

To THE EDITOR inform your read
ers that have positive remedy for the
above named disease. BY it's timely use
of hopeless cases have been per-
cured. shall be glad to send two
bottles of my remedy FREE to any of your
readers who have consumption if they will
send me their express and post-office ad-
dress. Respectfully, T. A SLoCUM, NJ c.,
1871 Pearl street. New York.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03
Home-Seekers' Hak-Rate Excursions via
the Wabash.

On April % and May 90 the Wabash Rail-
road will sell tickets at one fare for the
round trip to points in Kansas, Nebraska,
Indian Territory, Texas, New Mexico, Colo
RADIO, Wyoming, Utah, Idaho, Montana,
North and South Dakota, Northwestern
Iowa and Minnesota. Tickets will be good
returning thirty 500 days from date of sale.
agent of the Wabash or connecting railroads.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

Ny wife for several years had been an in
valid and slowly grew worse. l tried doc
tors, but their skill failed. A neighbor
recommended DR.. Bulls Sarsaparilla and
her health began to mend at once. She
weighs fifteen pounds more than she did
four months ago, and feels quite strong and
well.-G W. Strain, Canton, o.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

You hardly realize that it is medicine, when
taking Carters Little Liver Pills; they are
very small; no bad effects; all troubles
from torpid liver are relieved by their use.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

THE great bell of Hung-wu, which has
long lain half bpried in the ground, has at
length been lifted by foreign machinery
and hung in a pagoda built Of iron by a for
eign firm. According to prophecy, this bell
entered upon O new career of prosperity.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03
A Plaaain0 Sense

or health and strength renewed and of
ease and comfort follows the use of Syrup
of Figs, as it acts in harmony with nature
to effectually cleanse the system when
costive or bilious. For sale in SOC and BLOC
bottles by all leading druggists.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03
Tho Beauty of Health.

How many women with regular features
that might be beautiful, are not, and instead
our pity. Their hollow eyes and sunken
cheeks and sallow skin haunt our memory
Alas an invalid wife or mother or sister
fills the house with gloom and sadness, and
an otherwise happy freside is Swallowed
with pail of regret. Blessed be the physi-
clan who has invented remedy with power
to strengthen the female organization, that
regulates the delicate functions of feminine
life, that relieves those bearing down pains,
that renews the appetite, that perfects di-
gestion, that brightens the eyes and beauti-
ties the complexion with the glow of health.
Such remedy is DR.. Bulls Sarsaparilla.
1t is woman's best friend for counteracting
the evils that afflict her sex. Thousands of
ladies owe their beauty to a use of this in
comparable Alternative. Demand it of your
druggist. Take no other.-Pdrfs News.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03
If You Want a Family Vehicle,

Buggy or Road Cart, one, ten or a car
load at cheaper prices than ever known
write at once to W. s. BRUCE q Co
MEMPHIS, TENN, and get prices, and large
catalogue free.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

WASTING away, growing thinner every
day. Poor child. You need DR.. Bulls Worm
Destroyers and you would soon grow fat
and hearty. Mamma, get her some.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

SHE Is cool as cucumber in half dozen
tight dresses and skirts, while man will
sweat and fune and growl in one loose
~ ~
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

THERE probably never was q woman who
said an unpleasant thing to man that she
did not add that she was telling him for his
own good -Atchison Globe
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

For Throat Diseases, Coughs, Colds, etc.,
effectual relief is found in the use of
"BroUn's bronchial Trochss." Price rs cts.
Sold only in bOres.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

SOME men are born great, some achieve
greatness, and some are United States
Senators.-Wa shington Star.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03
Disastrous Failure!

trous than that of physical energy. 1t in
wolves the partial suspension of the digest
i've and assimilative processes, and entails
the retirement from business of the liver
and kidneys. Only through the good offices
of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters can the res
toration of it's former vigorous status be
hoped for When this aid has been secured,
a resumption of activity in the stomach,
liver and bowels may be relied upon. The
Bitters conquers malaria and kidney trou-
bles.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

THE revolver and tho bank cashier are
alike, they never 20 off unless they arc
loaded.-Washington Star.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

IsN'T 1T rather remarkable that ''the
oldest inhabitant' is never q woman?-
Washington Star.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

CHEMISTS are seldom henpecked hus-
bands. They have too much experience
with retorts Burlington Free Press.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

ToREGULATE the stomach, liverand bowels,
and promote digestion, take one of Carter
Little Liver Pills every night Try them.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

A DEAD-BEAT can generally stand loan,
even if he can't support himself. Bling
hamton Republican.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

THE fashionable woman in the forties is
not generally ambitious to discover new
wrinkle.-Bingha Leader.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

A MAN seldom realizes what "ashes to
ashes" means until he has to slit some
when the wind is blowing great guns
Elynira Star
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

THE suffering man can never make q
pronounced success. Citizen.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

ONE rule for Lent-Never allow your UNI
brella to be permanently borrowed.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

DEAD men tell no tales, but the ones who
write their obituaries often do.-Elmira
Star.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

PLEASANT, Wholesome, Speedy, for coughs
is Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

DIR. Pierce's Pellets-gently laxative or
actively cathartic according to dose. % cents.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

SEE can dance all night in pair Of shoes
TWO sizes too small fer her, and enjoy every
minute Of the time.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

THE Gar Of Russia has purchased q new
dog to replace his fsvorite mastiff, recently
killed in a railroad accident The Car Is
Ereat lover of dogs.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

MANY people take no care Of their money
till they como nearly to the end of it; others
do iust the same with their time.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

SIZE can appreciate KISS from ner nus
band seveuty-flve years after the marriage
ceremony IL performed.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

THERE are no good liars, though some of
them are very skillful and talepted.-N. o.
Picayupe.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

"MEET your wife with o smile on your
lips" says an exchange. Better wait I'M
til the odor Of the ''smile'' has abated
somewhat, though.-Texas Siftings.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

A POCKET mirror free to smokers of 'Tan-
sill's Punch" &c. Cigar.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

A GEoLoeIsT ought to be good strata
News.
The Brookhaven leader. [volume] (Brookhaven, Miss.) 1883-1891, 1890-04-03

One tiny, Sugar coated Pellet a dose.
Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks,
and Bowels Is cents vial, by druggis
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
A Pretty Italian Phrase.

The Italians have a pretty phrase to
express that fine kind of tact which is
independent of educa ton. They call it
''the intellect of love-" and they have
crystalized in those four words one of
the most ethereal, but also one of the
most potent characteristics of human
nature. Not the most liberal education
gives this intellect of love where the
materials have been denied by nature;
not the most restricted range of knowl-
edge destroys it where it is there by the
constitution of things. People who
have this intellect Of love are as slow to
take offense as to give it. They have
mono of the prickly heat of tempera-
ment which Pushes out into a moral
eruption at the least contrariety of cir
cumstances They make allowances
for wealth, health, disappointments,
annoyances, Misunderstanding, and
they give the benefit of the doubt on the
charita BILE side, whenever it is possible
to frame a doubt at all. They never
quarrel. Even if things so badly, as by
reason of malice and Misrepresentation
as they do sometimes with the best in
the world, they suffer quietlyy and do
not make bad worse.-i5t Louis Globe
Democrat.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
Something About Shamrock.

We hear more about the shamrock
than we know about H. James o. @.
Duffy, in American Notes and Queries,
says that in Ireland only one shamrock
lis known. 1t is an indigenous species
of clover, which trails along the ground
among the grass in meadows. The
trefoil leaves are not more than one
fourth the size of the smallest clover l
have seen in America, and are pure
green in color, without any of the brown
shading of white and pink clovers- The
,creeping stem is hard and f1brous and is
Idiffieult to dislodge from the earth. st.
Patrick's Day the true shamrock has 10
be searched out from among the grass,
for. though paratively plentiful at
that season, it grows close to the
ground. Later it bears a tiny Whitley
brown" blossom. The information that
,shamrakh is the Arabic word for trefoil
lis new to me, and may be of service to
those interested in the origin of the
Irish race. The word could have been
introduced by the Milesians, or it may
,fArnish an argument in support Of the
contention that one of the lost ten tribes
Isf Israel settled in Ireland, which has
been revived by the publication of re-
,Gant<bo0k.-
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
HARD MAN TO CATCH.

The Counterfeiter Who Copies Uncle
SANS Notes with - Fen.
The most remarkable counterfeiter at
present living, so Washington Star
reporter was informed, has been keep
ing the United States Secret Service in
such a condition of evaporation for a
long time past that no trouble or ex-
tpense would be considered excessive for
the accomplishment of his capture.
And this, although he produces on an
average not more than two bogus notes
dn year. The remarkable thing about
these imita lions are that they are
executed entirely with a pen. Once in
six months almost as regularly as clock
work, one of them turns up at the treas
aury here, to the disgust of the Govern
ment detectives whose utmost efforts
can not discover so much as clew to
follow. The strangest point about the
matter is that the work of producing
the bills in this fashion, merely con-
isidared as question of labor, remunera-
1--we Or otherwise, can not possibly pay.
They are always either fifties or twen-
ties, and to make one must require
pretty cons tant toll for quite half a
year. The last one, which was received
ia few days ago, was double X.
Funny enough they come each time
from different city, and the SUPPOSE
ton is that the forger leaves town for
another locality Immediately upon
passing one. He gets rid of the note he
has just completed, which may remain
in circulation for some time before
preaching bank, and departs long be-
fore the police agents have chance to
arrive upon the scene. The most
plausible theory seems TO be that he is a
moncmaniac OF means. who gratifies a
i His imitation bills are so perfectly done
that no one short of professional ex-
pert would hesitate to take them for
good money. From the tignettes to
! the signat lures the work is performed
with an accuracy that bears
scrutiny with a powerful magnify
ling glass. In all likelihood the
reason why the notes are not made Of
larger denominations is that they would
be proportionately more difficult to pass.
One can imagine that this eccentric
lcounterfeiter INDUCES in the employ
ment simply for the qualification of his
vanity. 1t is not improbable that he
himself has been shown the frame at
the treasury building in which two
specimens of his handiwork are shown
tby polite attendants to visitors as the
most extraordinary samples of forgeries
lin the government collection. Anyway
H.. roes on turning ont the bills at rogu-
lar intervals of six months, thus occa-
sioning periodical spasms of exaspera-
ton in the Secre t-Service bureau.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
Ayers
Hair Vigor

not only prevented my wife from becoming
bald, but it also caused an entirely new
growth of hair. 1 am ready to certify to this
statement before a justice of the peace
III. Hulsebus, Lewisburgh, Iowa.
''Some years ago, after a severe attack of
brain fever, my hair all came out. I used
such preparations for restoring it as my ply
sicians ordered, but failed to produce a
growth of hair. / then tried, successfully,
several articles recommended by druggists,
and all alike fell short of accomplishing the
desired result. The last remedy I applied
was Ayers Hair Vigor, which brought a
growth of hair in few weeks. / think
used eight bottles in two years; more than
was necessary as a restorative, but liked it
as dressing, and have continued to use it
for that purpose. I believe Ayers Hair
Vigor possesses virtues far above those Of
any similar preparation now on the market"
Vincent Jones, Richmond, Ind.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
An ALBlNO ABORIGINAL.
What a Search Expedition In Australia
Brought to Light.

What Search Expedition In Australia
Brought to Light.
To discover some trace of the lost ex-
p1orer, DR.. Ludwig Leichardt, has been
for forty years the dream of the Aus
tyalian bushman and latter-day path
6nder, and when Mr.. Alexander Nc
Phee, manager of the Ninety-Mile
Beach alton, on the western coast Of
Australia, heard from a tribe of blacks,
who had travelled far to attend cor
robOrae at Lagrange Bay, that white
man was living with one of the tribes
IN the interior, he set out on a two hun
dred and fifty miles bush ride to find
him. The white man turned out to be
Jun Gun, an Albino aboriginal, and not
as was fondly hoped, a relic of LEIGH
ardt's lost expedition.
Still, Jun Gun was curiosity, and as
such was brought to Melbourne and ex-
hibited. The late Mr.. Carr, author of
'"The Australian Race" in which an
effort is made to trace the genealogy of
The Australian aboriginal back to the
South African black, had declared that
an Albino had never been known among
che Australian natives, and Jun Gums
Z appearance was the refutation of that
statement. Although his complexion
Is darker than that of many a sun
burned bushman, his features are un-
questionably those of the better-look-
ing type of aboriginal. His breast and
= head are covered with the scars of bat
tie, and Jun Gun has clearly held his
i own as one of the warriors of his tribe.
He has long, wavy hair of a golden yell
How, and a full sandy beard. His eyes
are unquestionablY those of an Albino.
and his whole body is covered with
white hair nearly half an inch long.
If the discovery of Jun Gun does
: nothing more, it promises to stimulate
effort to discover some trace of the in
t<epid and long-lost Leichardt. At diff
eerent times it has been stated that the
Iron cart tires of the wagons of the lost
~explorers had been seen or reminis-
soences of the party discovered in hero
GlYphics upon tree trunks. Mr.. McPhee,
tin his search for Jun Gun, heard ru-
4mors which have further excited public
curiosity and 1.-THE end will probably be
a search expedition fitted out under the
auspices of the Geographical Society.
No one but an Australian can under
sstand the reverence in which we hold
the memory of these old-time explorers.
They are heroes of the Victoria Cross. -
London Graphic.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
Charming Gowns for Late Summer.

Printed mousseline delaines are
dressy. cooler even than alpaca, and
also very much worn. Many women
prefer them to foulards, which soon
lose their dressing and look limp and
worn. The blue and white and green
and white foulards have also lost caste,
from being greatly reduced in price
and becoming quite q livery at the
various resorts. The delaines are al
most invariably ribbon trim med, and
show some exceedingly delicate and
beautiful colorings and designs. The
favorite patterns are detached punches
of flowers or sprays. The very large
struggling devices which were popular
last year arc not much affected this sea-
SOM. Y. Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
"a LITTLE NONSENSE.

-''My new apartment house is to
have an iron front" "Flat-iron?"-
Puck.
my son, define ambition" well,
it's always feeling that you want to do
something that you know you can't. -
Life.
-"Of whom did you take French les
sons?" ''Oh, of a very dear teacher, l
assure you; the definite article alone
cost me $40. '-Fliegende Batter.
II am glad to see you, SIR" said the
widow to the editor. "Your obituary
of my husband was beautiful 1 wish
he could have lived to read tn Y.
Sun.
Mrs. Giddy-"Th bonnet was only
thirty dollars. How does that strike
you as bargain?' Mr.. Giddy Crush
ing his last years coat-"It quite knocks
me out!"-Texas Siftings
mo wonder he s busy
How doth the lit lie busy bee
Improve the passing hours?
In gathering up the sweet of life,
Aud dodg ali the sours
--Jakey-" Moder, tink L get me vun
Of dem silk shirts to year dis hot
vether." Mrs. Epstein-"Vull Jake, if
you get yum, get a black yum; dey look
SO much cleaner, after you hat worm dem
a couple of months or so. "-America.
-,r- -,N.-><@~ an
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
Farmers Wanting TiIe-DrainS s sH9 E1.h hr.

E~TATE OF WISCONSIN-CoUNTY COURT FOR
- JEFFERSON COUNTY-In Probate.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
In the matter Of the estate Of Jacob Hoyler,
late of the Town Of Milford. In the county Of
Jefferson and state of Wisconsin, deceased
Letters testamentary on the said estate having
been issued, and the Sd day of March next. be-
ing the time by the order of said court limited
for the creditors OF said deceased to present
their claims for examination and allowance.
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
judge OF said court will, OH the first Tuesday,
being the Sd day OF March, a. ID 1891. at IL
o'clock A. NJ. at the Office Of the County Judge,
in the city of Jefferson in said county receive,
examine aud adjust all claims and demands OF
all persons against said deceased.
Dated at Jefferson, Wis. this I'd day Of Septem-
Der, A. D., 1890.
HENRY COLONIUS,
49w5 County Judge.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
Easily EXPLAINED.

'Mr. Phorex," said the young man,
with much feeling. ''you must permit
me to express my gratitude as we'll as
my surprise that you have permitted
Miss Daisy to.look with favor upon my
suit. In the bitterness that exists be-
tween the two cities could not have
complained If you had told me that you
did not relish the idea just at this time
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17

of having st. Paul man, and poor
man at that, for son-in-law."
sit is all right, Philip" said the great
flour merchant, kindly Make your
mind easy on that score. When found
that Daisy was determined to have you
| went to a census enumeration and had
you enrolled as a resident of Minneapo-
lis. Chicago Tribune.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
FORECLOSURE SALE
NIRCUIT COURT-JEFFERsos COUNTY,

NIRCUIT COURT-JEFFERsoE COUNTY.
WILLIAK Fl. CLARK, Plaintiff,
against
JAMES L. PERRY,
ABBIE M. PERRY. HIS WIFE, mo. 2.
F. H. BRECKENRIDGE,
ANNA REICHARDT, and
GEORGE J. HAWKINS Defendants.
Notice is hereby given, that by virtue and In
pursuance of judgment of foreclosure and sale
rendered in the above entitled action ON the I'd
day of September. 1889. at general term of the
Circuit Court held in and for the county of JEFF
ferson, in the stare OF Wisconsin, shall on the
23d day of October. 1890, at 81 o'clock in the
forenoon, on the premises hereinafter described,
offer for sale and sell at public auction to the
highest bidder. for cash. all the following des-
cribed mortgaged premises situated in the First
ward OF the city of Watertown, in the County of
Jefferson and state OF Wisconsin. to-wit: Lots 4.
5. 6 and I in block 10, of Pritchard's second adj
dition to watertown, aforesaid according TO the
plat of said addition as recorded in the Office of
the Register of Deeds of said county; said pre-
misses to be sold to satisfy said judgment aud ex-
penses of such sale.
Dated, September 3rd, 1890.
r. w. HIBBARD,
Sheriff of Jefferson County.
49w7 By Il. GRAEwE, Deputy.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1890-09-17
A. to Measures.

School Teaoher-Jo hnny, what does
the word meter mean?
Johnny-A measure.
School Teacher-Now, Johnny, what
do they measure with the meter?
JOhnny-Gas, electricity, water and
poetry-HarperS Bazar.