The Dickinson press., 1890-05-03
A VERY CLEVER CANINE.
eyP, THE DOG ADVERTISER, AND
HER METHODS OF BUSINESS.

How This Artistic Appears in Public Every
Day-Her Fine Habits and Her Fragrant
Black Eyed Genius.
Gyp is visiting Omaha.
Haven't seen her? Don't know Gyp?
Nonsense! She may be noticed any day
walking up and down Farnam street.
She wears a red satin coat buttoned
very lightly around her throat and a
toque to match it sets j%auntily on her
head. The toque is trimmed with feath-
ers and flowers and a 1iaxen bang peeps
from beneath its rim. Gyp has very
pretty brown eyes and they gaze through
glasses that are perched upon her little
nose. Gyp's department is very proper
except in one respect. She looks straight
ahead through her glasses and walks
with dignity, and when people make re-
marks about her-as they generally do
she does not pay any attention to them.
She just holds her cigarette firmly in her
teeth and assumes an Indifferent air.
For Gyp smokes when she appears upon
the street-that is the only breach in her
otherwise faultless demeanor.
But then Gyp is only a dos-a little
brown spaniel; the wiscst, brightest lit
tie spaniel imaginable. Gyp is a dog
with a career. She is an artistic in her
way, and, as every one knows, artistes
often indulge in cigarettes. Only smok-
ing is regarded by Gyp in the light of an
accomplishment, which makes her valu-
able in her professional line.
HER LIN N GET UP.
And what is Gyp's professional line?
Advertising-that is what occupies all
her working hours. There are big white
letters on her red satin coat, and the let
tiers tell people where to buy certain
things. OF course Gyp attracts more at
tention than a dozen newspapers, and
every one who sees the little brown dog
trotting along the thoroughfares with her
faxen bangs sewed securely into her red
satin toque, her glasses adjusted on her
nose and her cigarette in her mouth, is
sure to read the white letters.
Gyp has been in the advertising bust
ness a year. She would never have
thought of entering such a public life if
the idea had not been suggested to her
by the black-eyed boy who is her master.
They did a great many tricks together,
and when Gyp learned to smoke a cigar
dealer back in Cleveland offered to ell
gage her services. The dealer offered $40
a week, and Gyp and her master signeda
contract, and her first engagement was
speedily begun, the boy acting as Gyp's
manager. 1t was a success, and Gyp APP
peared here in Omaha at the end of her
season. She wore a blue costume then,
and the white letters on her coat, Or
"habit," as her young manager calls it,
exhibited the virtues of a certain brand
of cigars.
Gyp is sometimes disappointed in the
weather, but she is very particular about
fulfilling her contract, which calls for six
hours walking every day-three hours
in the morning and three in the after
noon. She confines her promenades to
the principal streets, and she is often
times annoyed by the crowds which
gather around her. But being very de-
mure and self possessed she refuses to
linger where she can overhear the re-
marks of passers by. Once or twice she
has been mortified by brusque commands
to "move on" from policemen who did
not appear to recognize genius-even
when it was so we'll defined as in Gyp's
case.
SHE'S ONE OF H 400.
Gyp is naturally naughty. She is very
proud of her satin habit and with true
feminine patience bears all the discom-
forts Of fine attire without a single whine
of Impotence. Oftentimes the wind
blows her Goa about her feet and her
faxen bangs slip over her eyes. Besides
her glasses pinch her nose and. she be-
comes very tired of the cigarette. Yet
all artistes who appear in public and
calmly accept the homage of the multi
tude suffer more or less, and why should
a dog be exempt from any of the draw
backs that beset an actors career?
Gyp does not notice other dogs and alb
solutely refuses to make their %acquaint-
ance. As a rule, her snowy costume
amazes them and they stand and look at
her afar off, now and then expressing
their canine establishment in low, deep
growls. ky, Omaha's Bohemian dog
ky, who has associated with lawyers
until his assurance is the despair of every
well behaved dog in the town-tried to
join Gyp in her daily promenade; but,
although ky had copied many of the
manner and much of the address of GER
tain lawyers in the Sheely and Paxton
blocks, ky was ANONYMOUSLY snubbed.
Moreover, Gyp can talk.
When she was asked about Omaha she
expressed the utmost confidence in its
future by removing her toque and bark,
ing half a dozen times in the most Ell.
thusiastic manner. She had no definite
opinion about the school bonds, but ap
peared to have rather melancholy recol
lections of her own education. She wa
quite voluble when DIR. Miller's name
was mentioned. DR.. Miller had spoke,
to Gyp on the street and said he though
it was a shame for a poor dog to be com
PEELED to wear glasses and smoke cigar
cites all day long. But Gyp only sat VI
with her fore feet crossed in a yer,
graceful manner, looked at him kindl.
through her spectacles, and then move'
along down Sixteenth street.-Omah;
World-H Herald.
The Commercial Value Of q Bald Head.
It is no doubt very much to the ad
vantage of a young practitioner to ex
hibit a "modern antique" appearance
and nothing contributes so greatly t
this end as a head which is innocent c
hair. There is a real commercial valu
In bald head, and this value is by n
means confined To the medical profession