The Southern herald., 1890-08-15
ArTgR THE CIRCUS.
what Jake and Maggie Said on the WAY
Toward Home.

Way, hand-in-hand, Sattated with tne q
delights and glories Of the circus and all d
of the side shows, combined with innu- 4
merable glasses Of ''sody," lemonade /
and ginger pop, together with peanuts
without stint, and all the ice-cream r
they wanted. And as they walked |
along the leafy way toward their hum I
BILE rural homes, but five miles distant !
Jake said
"Mighty good circus, wasn't it. Mag"
"spiendid," said Maggie, briefly.
81 dono as ever see better rollin n
tumblin'."
at was splendid"
II was bully"
$50 it was"
u tell ye thatlady rider just took the
cake. ,"
stShe Wds fine"
"Howd you like to be like her."
ia, Jake Doozenberry! Now, I'd
look smart cuttin up like that, wouldn't
II" t@
"Golly! wish't could do Ill What
d you like most?"
''Oh, 1t was all so splendid don't
know what"
"I tell ye them trapeze performers
want slow"
81 guess they want" Il
IT should think it'd make 'em awful
sick T. their stomachs to fly round like
that"
$50 SHOULD H.
81 tell We, Mag, that derned TOOL clown |
was mighty cute" Il
II tell ye he jist sOGs. like to died
ev'ry time he opened his mouth"
IL list thought I'd split three or four
times. Did ye see him git h'isted oirn
that trick mule?"
"Hee, hee, heep'
"Ha, ha, hal" .,. E
J "That was splendid"
: ''But tell ye he was no fool, now
II guess he was MT. He was bout as
: sharp as ever they make EN-.
: "But was MT that bareback ridin'
> purtyP" 4
"Well, it iist was. don't see how in
: thunder that feller ever hung on at all!
{ Beats all, don't it?"
y "That ice-cream we got wa MT slow,
= eh Mag?"
y "Myl Was MT 1t good?"
y "How d you like the lem'nadeP"
Splendid"
= "But that ginger pop was MT as good
u as I've tasted
Y II did MT like it very much either"
= 'Did you like that min'ral water?'
~ "Bahl The nasty stuff"
Y. "Bah! I don't see how in thunder
;" anybody could drink it."
: "Me neither" aa.
~ $50 you enjoyed the circus, eh?"
~ "Oh, 1t was just splendidp
u. ~ 'Tm glad you think SO. I don't mind
" spendin' dollar and ten cents on girl,
- II she enjoys herself. F"
~ "Oh, / had an awful good time"
~ 81 got my moneys worth, anyhow
~ ~ and that's more'n can say for all the
on circuses I've went to.
~ ~. ''Pap took me to one last summei
o. that was no count at all. La, here WI
-, ~ are at our gate, and LA, Jake Doozen
NJ, berryl'
"What?" 1852 7
"A ''You know what." l gsg,.e
,n' "Why IL"
=. ~ Jake Doozenberry! Amt yo1
Inn inr 'shamed to go and kiss me like that
,ro. Tee, hee, heep f.3-E.,
- "'Naw amt"
YOU'D ort to bel Tee, hee, heel"
H. "Poohl 1t amt the first time eve
tbe kissed girl!'
Ilv "Sh-a-m-e on yer
vas 'Pooh" Kisses her again.
saw, you horrid thing YOU"
ia. "Whats horrid about it?"
ood 'I'd ask If was your a
,sl 'Shucksp n.
tter 'Td go and hide my head If I w'
lis" you p
en- 'sYes, Iwill--over the left"
i'm. "Tee, hee, hee y t.t
Ised "There" Kisses her again.
lod- "Aw, you mean thing"
rate "You're iokin', Mag ~r
ked 81 aint, either / think you're u
J in aorridest thing ever saw-hee, he
he heew ni.t
s as ''Ya-a-s ye do now.' a5
Ther 81 dol Good lnight.p .atgf
-nts ''Good night, sweetheart"
rely .,Hee, hee, heer'
had "Good-bye, Jake-tee, hee +"
pes "T1l see you home from singln' scht
~ ne Friday night" w
The sMay be you will, sir.Hi ta aa
? In "Bet ye dor'
ally "non;t be too sure-hee, heew
mile "Well, good night"
bad "Good night--hee, hee, hee l'-Lig
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