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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

1.-THE devils got into swine two thou
sand years ago, and all of them never
got out" said a man who had been try
ing to get pig into the pen for half an
hour. There is good deal of devil in
q hog, and there is some in man. The
pig no doubt thinks some men are all
devil
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19
|sS|)(0Inell,

For "run- down. debilitated and
overworked women, Dr.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription is the best of all
restorative tonics. 1t is potent Spe-
cific for all those Chronic Weaknesses
and Diseases peculiar to Women; a
powerful, general as well as uterine,
tonic and nervine. 1t imparts vigor
and strength to the whole system. 1t
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19
Florence. Ala.

The personally conducted excursions to
this rapidly growing city have been SO sue
ces sful that the Chicago q Eastern Illinois
Railroad, Evansville Route, will run one on
each Of tho following dates-Feb. 4th, nth,
18th and 25th For copy of " Alabama AS
1t Is" and further information send to
William Hill, Gen. Pass. Agent, Chicago, LII.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

A MAN died last week from overwork in
stalking care of his health" He might
have lived longer if he had let his health in
dulgein a sort of 'go-as- you pleasen race
with the ills that flesh is heir to.-Norris-
town Herald
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

A MAN aroused his wife from sound
sleep the other night, saying that he had
seen ghostin the shape Of donkey. ooh,
let me sleepl' the irate dame rejOined, land
don't be frightened at your own shadow"
Texas Siftinps
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

W. talk 81 immortality, but we even do
not yet know what time is. Perhaps time
has possibilities that dwarf Immortality,
and we are fooling ourselves with the
poorer choice. Let us have the very best
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

A SICK dude called on doctor. "What
he needs" advised the physician, sis abso-
lutte seclusion and solitude, with nothing
whatever to excite him" leave him
alone with his thoughts, +" promptly said his
friends as they withdrew from the room
Chicago Globe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

"WHAT a sad looking man," exclaimed
Miss De Jinks, as she looked at newspaper
writer on the steamer "Yes," replied her
escort, "but he's one of the funniest men
on paper you ever saw" "Then why don't
the man stay ON paper!"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19
CATARRH.
Catarrhal Deafness-Hay Fever-A New
Home Treatment.

Home Treatment.
Sufferers are not generally aware that
these diseases are contagious, or that they
are due to the presence of living parasites
in the lining membrane of the nose and
eustachian tubes Microscopic research,
however, has proved this to be fact, and
the result of this discovery is that simple
remedy has been formulated whereby
Catarrh, Hay Fever and Catarrhal Deafness
are permanently cured in from one to three
simple applications made at home by the
patient once in two weeks.
N. B.-This treatment is not snuff or an
ointment; both have been discarded by
reputable physicians as injurious. A pamph-
let explaining this new treatment is sent on
receipt of three cents in stamps to pay
postage by A. H. Dixon & Son. cor Of John
and King Street, Toronto, Canada.-Chris-
tian Advocate.
Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles should
an, fan Il xl,N, H.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

DoBBINs' Electric Soap does not chap the
hands, being perfectly pure. Many people
afflicted with Salt Rheum have been cured
by it's use. Preserves and whitens clothes.
Have your grocer order it and try it no,o.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

WHEN we read that book is printed for
private circulation-among friends of the
author-we detect suspicion on the part
OF said author that it could never obtain
circulation anywhere else.-Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

NOTHING tends to turn man toward pro
hibition quicker than going to the closet in
the dark for the brandy bottle and getting
the cod liver oil bottle by mistake. -Somcr,
vile journal
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

SUDDEN Changes Of Weather cause
throat Diseases. There is no more effectual
remedy for Coughs, Colds, ETC., than
Browns BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. Sold only in
boxes. Price Is cts
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

THE man whoprea ches without advancing
new idea or making an old ono clearer is
misft and ought to be Jumped of to the
auctioneer Journal
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

HAVE no equal as prompt and positive
cure for sick headache, biliousness, cor sti-
patton. pain in the side, and all liver troub-
les Carter's Little Liver Pills. Try them.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

i SHOULD like to see any kind of a.man
distinguishable from a gorilla that some
good and even pretty woman could not
shape husband out of.-O w. Holmes,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

A LUCKY man: man who marries a
widow whose first husband was mean to
her.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

CURE your cough with Hale's Honey Of
Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

In moments of decision there is danger Of
installing the exhaustion of long spiritual
struggle FOR resignation to fate
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

MAN likes to think the world stage bet
ter than he likes TO think that he is an anna
teur performer on it.-Atchison Globe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

IT is possible to be so diligent in keeping
the vineyards of others that your own vine
yard shall become weedy
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

For any case of nervousness, sleepless-
ness, weak stomach, indigestion, dyspepsia,
relief is sure in Carter's Little Liver Pills
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

THAT for which woman should be con
soled, she is most often ridiculed-hel
LONELINESS.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

THE lew permits man to use his wife to
rob his creditors Yet in the face of this it
is argued that marriage is failure. Bling
hanltou Herald
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

For Constipation or Sick Headache, use
DR.. Pierce's Pellets; Purely Vegetable
Ono a dose,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

THE water Of life: youth, the brook; mid
die age, tho river; old age, the gulf; eter-
nifty, the ocean.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

He has not lived in vain who finds out be-
fore he dies what fool he has been.-Phil
adelphia Inquirer.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

Geppert Medicinum, sos Race, Cin'ti,
Throat, Lung, Nerve, Chronic Diseases.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

AS FAST as you master the difficulties of
life, new ones arise to demand your atteD-
| ton
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

A BOX wind matches free to smokers O
"Tansil's Punch &c. Cigar.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

A NICKEL in the hand beats two in the
slot.-N. q. Picayune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

The philosophers trouble is that while he
can give fifty years to eyaluating life i'm
partially, life has spent several thousand
years in shaping his rejudices.-Century.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

IT Is so esay for a man to say that the
people dislike Mira because Of envy.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

Your friends punish you more than you
anemies
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

TEE good die young, but 1t is the old,
who live TO be wicked who improve the
world,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
dcses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

REGRET not yesterday, despise not today,
depend not on tomorrow Texas Siftinga
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-02-19

Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles should
carefully read the abo G.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-20
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS

INQUIRER. I. The Montana Lottery
AuRust. 1897, and has been doing buslness
ever since: :. The CAPITA PRIZES
ARE sis,ooo. $1,000 AND 5000 each,
monthly thereafter. q. You should ne
tn get Montana State Lottery Tickets
ssi!o1 e..chD frG,n any i%ssery aeaie.. ASK
ager. J. j. Jacobs, Butte, Montana.
WILL WAYNE. I. The Montana State
cosnmittes. IL selected from the audience
to supervise h drawings. =. No, a lot
terry cou d mot br drawn In public and In.
conducted unfairly ar impartinlly. &.
There IN no question about It's fairness. 4.
The Lottery has been running for nearly
three years, and has paid IL PRIZES
and as ''famesi for integrity as any other
lottery. 3. The Capital Prise In $15.OOO,
the smallest 500; send money To j. j.
Jacobs. Unite. Montana. or A~noconJn.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-20

Redondo Corr. Los Angeles Express.
"Dick," the baby seal caught in the
brush near the salt works about two
months co., has become "a great pet and
u general favorit... He was set free about
two weeks since and immediately made IL
wild break for deep water, int which he
Disappeared IN a. twinklinH. IL was
thought he would surely join tho wild
herd and never come back. but in less
than half AN hour after his liberation hc
came padding mp alongside the pier un-
der the tish'rrn-n's. poles. I'okssi his
head ont of the water, and
hogan to cry ami tn,g most
~pits.ou~ly for fish. And 80 now
every day from early morn until sunset.
he spends his time g~aunbolin9 i'm deep
water around the pier. He affords - fine
chance tn study the animals habits i'm his
native eleins mt. a few days since "Dick"
went out with the fishermen about -four
miles from shore. When the boat stopped
"Dick" clinibsti in and sat down ON the
seat tai await Developments. Soon ~
small, live fish was thrown overheard.
and "Dick" jumped i'm after IL. captured
IL, and immediately climbed in and ~
summed his seat beside the fishermen.
This was repeated many times during the
day. Al about shutdown "Dick'' swims
out to the steam tug Pelican. climbs up ON
deck and sleeps there all night. He also
sometimes slccI, On shore under IL. end
OF the. pier.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-20

Auliffe, md Dick Hoche wcrc all favorably
impressed 10y the appearance of thc biR
San Francisco oxcr. Joe has been try
inc for months tn net on u match with
sonc Of the big men, and kilrain
included. hint his Challenges have been
left unanswered, though hc has. hssrn
ready tn hack himself against either at
the men named for 5000. Ode and
Jack McAuliiTc had u consultation with
Joe yesterday, and asked him IL hc
would he willing tn fight sullivan. doc
stated that he was not afraid to meet any
man in thu. world, hut would prefer ~
match with jackson. as the latter had
promised him another chance. Madden
advised not tai lose, my nlors,
time trying tn get ou "a match with Xii
rain ar jackson, who evidently so not
want tai fight him, hut tn fly at the highest
game at once and challenge Sullivan. To
this consented. and the chal:
lcngc Will tc sent east next week backed
by the necessary coin. Madden says that
he considers Ja. Me ulifre ti,c coming
champion of the world, and that undo,ibt-
eddy the hiU San Franciscan will make IL
sensation i'm eastern sporting circles.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-20
CAl. I.,N If AT A DISTANCE.

TN arriving ut the depot come ut once to the
nislsns:iry In IL 'hus fare - cents. Inquire
for ltr. Jacobs. Nos. ini Ia i13 South Thir.
tc..nth street. first building north Of Willard
Hotel. Remember ON starting To take our exact
address. thereby saving trouble, delay or scr!ou,
mistakes.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-20
UNFAILING REMEDIES.

Having successfully treated so many eases, We
can safely say Of our medicines that they are I'm.
failing in their reIISeAial effect; that We now pre-
scribe them with the same confidence in their
efficacy that W.. wsaild give. bread and is,'! To- a
starving mah IA satisfy his hunger.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-20
Th., " y.t-ry at Mtnrr s'is.

From the ipetrpit Free Press.
"Say!' hc called To Woodward avenue
grocer the other morning. "I'm i'm "a great
hurry and can't linecr. My wife wants
the stutr tn make some mince pies. Put
il rp and I'll call in as I go to dinner"
Every wcll.' was the reply. and when
he returned tho grocer pointed To "a heap
of packages IN the table. and said:
"GMcss I've got everything put mp for
you"
.t;ewhir,ker: Int y"n don't mean that
pile. il for me-"
"All yours. SIR"
"But you don't claim thai ] want - i'm
gradients tn make u mincc pie"
"tDnly the usual ingredients, sir - meat,
apples, ctirrlnts. rnisins. allsl'ice. pepper,
vinegar. "cinnainon, citron. cloves and 81
forth. II your wife happens tn remember
anything else she wants To put in just call
me up 10y telephone. Been over the list
twice and am surS ! have IL right"
\ Florida Girls lbru"k-.
Drland ,Fia.p News.
There il u young lady in this town who
is very fond of onions. hut as she il good-
looking. amiablc and popular she under
stands her duty tn sncIety too well to i'll
dulge in the savory hut oslorif,.rous root.
Every now and then, however, her appititc
gets too much for her and she goes ON "a
regular onion drunk, eating ~ dozen ar
two of the tear drawing vegetable. pn
such occasions she ~rctirs.s to her room u
day or two, and il dead tn the world and
her best young man until her breath is
again competent to apIsear in good
society.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-20
MANY MEN ARE TIsOUBI.ED

With too frequent Excavations OF the Bladder.
weakening the system In n manner unAccount-
able. eventually causing death. This Is the
second stage 81 sexual weakness. Dr. j. guar
antces a speedy cure In all such eases.
All communications confidential. Medicine or
Instruments sent Ivy mail or express, securely
parked. M marks tn Indicate contents or sender.
One personal interview preferred. Call and
consult us or send history Of ease, and We will
send our
BOOK TO MEN FREE
Upon sexual. Special Nervous Diseases. Im,.o-
tcpry, BAD Rloud. elect amt Naricoseic.
NOTE
I,r. Jacobs is highly recommended ON account
at his honesty of pm pose anu profound knowl.
edge. He deserve all encourage hent and CON
ii.lence. Consultation free.
KIDNEY AND BLADDEl; Diseases.
The kidReys are the only organs i'm the body
which purify the blood. Any disorder affecting
them is always DANGEROUS and serious. because
II prevents III. m from fully cleansing the blond
of the waste and foul matter, the uric acid. if
suffering, see IDr. Jacobs.
Nine persons out of every ten have cxp +rienc.sl
some form Of bladder trouble, either fnfianma-
ton. ratarrh ar gravel. Unless removed, years
of suffering and death may follow.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-01-18
No srNArE.
Passage 90 she Iisstenant- Governor
Hlii.

Hlli
tstANRss. jan ts.-The Senate met at
issa. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS iaaaehton ia tAe
ehaiF and twsnty-s%sen senators present
The journal Of Thursday was read and ar
proved.
Hysts and Wan nOeten were reported
sneS eaana az or meas Spokans Aad we're
granted Indefinite Eeave ct absence
Austin efiegess a resolution asking that
Sergeant. a. Arms Clarke he assigned To
accompany the stie land committee OF its
toar
tsasg opposed the astoptsaa az he resassl.
ton. he said il was hesonlnx Gppasens
thAt thts tear Is seggse - esask q geze3 deal
cf nsoney lie tAcaght this needless AL
aation to tAe trip.
Austin said ths presence es sstsh an
esfsesr w0ald expedgse tas business ci the
commsssee.
Long said thar it citizens eg sAe STATE
wsateA 70 BE beard ca any sab 5ees they
sfsaugi eeg2e here ard eass aass&eSs shozslS
nes he szax Aruun8 shs STATE 50 interview
tntssssteS persons Ne hAi hopesl that
nisssse ard Ne ashsT xxnsasn veaBs he tss-
euFrsa N tAss matter. he woasd nas Saver
ths allowing az any sdassBaasi sxpsase.
/ be FvsesatiNsa rs aast. 2 80 81
tens osfssvsi resolution thai sseh nasna-
eer a ne osMNssgsse Re allowed enly xlsa
- snlsrasS On Ehe zvsa. eaxfart, Is e. g
kaeelaaa Eeyea thas isAsk&n@ar. Of 4Ae
haFassz tiss eenansstses. be AafAaganss e.
aec0sssrAay thz c0sasasssex ta Gray bar
hesx eAFgsea
f'festss rsessstsa Resssass fEesa eAst.
skms q NalsA MALTA, ASKING the AppgenyiA.
taon ~ sssAsa ter = iaGs factory II so
ss2se pTzASa
ha@ghkoa naged taas ths yose "a S. q.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-01-18
F.lI 60. wash.. Nov. e. 50

FAN CIry. Wash, Nov. L. 1854
Or. Jordan Seattle. Wash:
lear SiF-There has been q regular epi-
deuaic Of iiphtheria IN Fall City precinct
ever since February. People we're dying
very fast and the local physicians failed in
checking the disease. / happened 70 be out
OF your medicines when one of nav friends
was very sick. so went 70 a neighbor aud
borrowed the remnants Of 4 supply. which
he used until be got entirely well He had
been given up TO die, hut the medicines
brought him out all right.
We also We're out OF medicine when Mr..
Flint was taken very sick with diphtheria,
bat rode seven miles and telegraphed for
some. He says he could not possibly have
lived bat short time when he commenced
taking the Histogsnetic medicines.
Mr.. Shaw. Of Tolt. George Parker and
Mr. Hazelton were all nearly dead with
the same disease. but after taking your
medicines got entirely well. Mr.. Hoffman
had three children all dangerously sick
with diphtheria Two of them stopped
the use of the Histogenetic medicines and
sought aid from other physicians They
died. The other one refused 60 give MP
your medicines and made perfect recov-
cry.
Az you know, you cured me of epilepsy
with which had suffered for fourteen
years, and in my wife's case the medicines
did an immense amount OF good for
complication of troubles. 7 could see In
three days after my vile commenced TAX
ing them that she was better and her
cough was almost well. The general opin-
ion here now is that these are the only
medicines that cure and nearly everyone
in the vicinity has used them for all kinds
of troubles and always with beneficial re-
suits and now keep them in their homes.
Old man Jose told me the other day that
he would not take $4,000 for what YOU had
done for his heart trouble. Mr.. Tavlor's
little boy was another victim TO diphtheria,
who recovered with the help of your medi-
cines. and could mention many more had
time. suffice it 10 say. you have the heart
felt gratitude OF this whole community.
Yours gratefully,
CHARLEY C0TTRIL.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-01-18
DIPHTHERIA DURABLE

FAnI Czrv. NASH. Sept 10. iSsa
Dr. J. Eugene Jordan. Seattle. Wash.
Dear SRI have been epxn since the
18th Of August First tonSolltis. then ul-
eerated sora throat Then We discovered
that Giphsheria had been running two
days. | Goctored with the old school doc
tors, getting worse al the time, until We
borrowed three boxes Of your SOON
from Mr.. Parker After the third teaspoon
fui the white patches began 70 fade fron
my thrca9 and mouth. and in twelve hours
al was CONS. was in fearful condition.
1t was in my nose snd away down nv
throat Blood settled under my eyes and
they could see that they had the death
grip on me. ana now able 10 be ont and
around and feel perfectly we'll 1 was 81
years cid the day it began. or rather tsek
me down. cannot thank You enohgh for
what the medicines have done for me
Yours very truly. :. W. FLINT.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-01-18
THE NEW MARSHAL.
sketch of the Life OF Captain Thoma.
Rroru.

brown.
TAeoNAs Jar. ia telegram was received to-
day by Captain Thomas 4. Brown. candidate
for United States marshaf for Washington. stat
lug that his name had been sent 70 the Senate
by President Harrison for confirmation. Cap.
tain Browns well known ON Puget sound lie
came 70 Tacoma about years ago from Salem,
Oregon and IS at preseat president Of the Brown )
Wharf and Navigation Company. Captain
Bgo9a Is a prominent G. A. F. msn. hevisiis en-
listed as = nsivate with General Black wnea only
Is years OF age with the 1hirty-seveash Illinois
volunteers. lie served four years Gna nine
months ia the army and was in every hattie in
which that noted regiment engaged.
Marshal Brown Is receiving many eougrAtula.
lions
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-01-18
Guarantee Every Lot to Lay Level
NOT A BAD LOT In THE
WHOLE ADDITION.

We also guarantee the title to be perfect in every respect
and will give abstract Of title all purchasers free Of cost
This addition does lay in the wilderness IS or % n
up the Sound neither off from civilization BY 70 Y
dian reservation rs miles down the Sound 9
desoae island but located the terminus Of the h
toba railroad and the Canadian Pacific railroad Of the w
ansconnental lines in America right in the heart q z
principal manufacturing district Of Puget Sound Right e.
in Seattle the only Seattle the metropolis of the state Of Va
ington and the Northwest where in years there VI
over 10000 people Here IS the place put your n'''
Here you have sure tsrg- Remember that all lots w
advanced s75 in 50 days.