The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-14


them, that they don't exuurgate this book
IS something cannot understand. That it
So ud De sold on the news ; a IDS * a dis
grace not to thess United Sta es particularly,
Ter they are not overly respectable, but to
decency in general. Its Just this way: YOU
FAY admire the great beauty of a perfect
statue In marble of Adonis, but thas is no
reason why you want the man who is shaped
IKE Adonls TO 90 walking uD Fifth avenue
IN the buff. The novel that comes cut in
the spring IS the one that women read al
summer. The one that is shown conspicu-
ously on the rews stands of the hotels aud
railway stations is the one that your sister
and mine buys to put in her sachel. Now
10 you think you want her to read such a
book as thats Just bring this thing home.
ana then you get your re II opinion about
It You like TO discuss with some other
fellows sister on the verge of the rose
colored what Tolstoi's object vas, but when
1t comes to being your own sister, what do
you think about il thenl She has an idea
that in reading this she is reading the work
or great mas-er-aad SO he is-a master
of indec ancy, hopelessness and godlessness.
There can be no good thing in the dark and
miserable mire that this man would m Ike
the world. and the best thing for every body
to do Is to keep from touching the pitch,
and then nobody will be dedled.
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But about Bar Harbor. Between you
and me, it is just about rs stupid as ever 1t
can be. It's bad market for people with
marriageable daughters. and where there
are not enough mon to go around the
women are going 10 hate each other with a
sort OF hatred that can only exist between
two fox terriers. Like the fox terriers.
they snap and snarl and do a great deal of
pranclng around, and retire behind each
others skirts-l mean the fox terriers retire
behind the ladies' skirts, and the ladies re-
tire behind other peoples skirts, and then
declare 1t draw" and pitch into the
other woman who has just left the party
Woman, when accompanied by man, is q
delightful thing. Woman alone is to be
feared and avoided-that is, during the
summer. During the winter months a GER
tain sense OF decency seems to come to her.
and she doesn't consider every other woman
her mortal enemy nor gossip the entire
business of the day.
THE WATERING-PLACE WOMAN.
The watering place woman who is en-
broidering a manteI lambreQuin for some
body's Christmas gift sews into that
iambrequin as much malice, envy, hatred
and all uncharitableless as she does silk
This is about the way her conversation
goes. She looks up from ths pure white
lily she is embroidering and says: 80,
there's that widow again; | should like to
know who she's going to meet. Don't tell
ne anything at all about her. know there
is something queer. She don't seem to care
about anybody, and when | asked her if she
didn't want TO be introduced to Miss
jenkins she thanked me, aud said her circle
of acquaIntances was sufficiently large. Ny
dear, there's something wrong about hec
Well. thank heaven, that man.
Miller is coming down. He and his
wife have been quarrelIng the whole
night through heard them because my
room Is right mex ana the " all is thin as
paper, and when told her how sorry | was
she said be had a wild attack Of neuralgia,
and that he was groaning and going on be-
cause of that. never shield man, not I.
Goodness gracious! there comes that girl
from Baltimore inla 40 ther frock Where does
she get thems | am told her psople are
very poor, and yet soe has goS more frock !
than any girl iu this place. Well, we'll |
hope next seas IN there will be some respect
able people here" Now, if the proprietor
had his interests at heart he would see that
among the people counted not respectable
and to be kept out are the Sandal
monGers.
WHY SOME WOMEN ARE NOT NICE.
Why can't women be nice?
Most of them are unnice because they
have nothing to do.
Most of them are uunice because thew
haven't been trained to be considerable and
sympathetic.
Most of them are unnice because they are
looking Tor husband and they regard
every otSer woman as their natural enc
mics.
Mos of them are unnice because they are
curious, and couc.u 10 that every woman
who doesn't wear her heart on her sleeve is
in the wrong.
Most Of them are unnice, because their
good manners are packed up with their
winter furs Now, good manners are ike
fine violin, which improves with the using
You don't like, and by you l mean Jack
| and Tom and Jim and Phil and the dear
boys ali over the world you don't like I'M
nice girls, 50 select the ones thai wear their
manners all the year round, and who even
a. watering place can resist saying the
unkind word, doing the Uhoughtless act. or
acting in an lnconsiderate manner. Take
my advice and choose the nice girl-she will
make YOU the best wife, and if there is in
this wide world judge of nice girls, smart
dogs, and pretty gowns, it is BAB.