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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
At the Newspaper omces.

Poet:--"Fd like to write for your paper.
sir"
Editor-"Oh, you needn't go to that
trouble. just leave 81, the subscription
price and Well send 1t to you.-Goshen
Qnd.) News.
New Hampshire farmer made his
toilet in a printing oHibe at Dover the
other day, and now they say that the
hayseed from his hair has sprouted in the
office towel.-Burlington Free Press.
Editor-''You had this same article de-
clined before. How did you come to sub
NIT 1t again."
Contributor thought you would
have had more experience by this time.''
Town Topics.
When the editor Of this paper was a re-
porter, he was once sent to see a German
about something Or other. To the Ger
man he said: "Sir, 1 am a reporter of
the Sun"
"Vell," said the honest Teuton, you
cand help dot. Vat you vants?"-Chatter
In renting for a subscription do not
say. please find enclosed" etc. Leave
off the please" 1t is unnecessary to
plead with All editor in that way. II
there is any money in the letter he will
find 1t, see il he won't. Ii he doesn't he
is a bogus member of the profession and
you are well rid Of the paper.-Oil City
Blizzard.
my FRIEND" earnestly exclaimed the
temperance lecturer. pointing Il long,
qniyering forefnger straight at the cow
ering figure of a man on the back scat
what will you do when you come to the
end of your career and you find honor
hope, friends, home and all that makes
life valuable or tho future cheering are
lost, all lost?" "Lost?" echoed Mr.. Ram.
DO, dimly conscious that a question had
been addressed to him, "B' George, I'd
(hic) Observation-Disclosures Brief.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
District Court caees

The following Is a correct report of the
cases settled at the last term Of court:
State of S. D. VS.. Alfred Clark. Dis
missed by motion and statement of dis
trict attorney. ~
State of S. ID. VS.. Hiram Jameson. Dis
missed.
State OF S. D. vs. E. NJ. Bond. Dis
missed.
State of S. D. vs.. William Hoy. YER
dict not guilty. Defendant discharged.
Bail eXonerated.
State o South Dakota VS.. Marion Green.
Plea of not guilty Fine 500 and costs.
Commitment not to issue until ordered
by the court.
Sarah A. Lloyd VS.. Frank W. Whitney.
Stricken from the calendar.
E. L. Drury We. N. C. Felker. Stricken
from calendar.
Detroit Safe Company vs.. P. j. Germ.
Settled blythe parties.
E. K. Ware vs.. W. II. Curtiss. Stricken
from calendar.
John c. Ferris VS.. A. II. Whitaker, ct al.
Jury trial. Verdict without object for
defendant directed by the court.
VIM. M. Mcdonald vs.. VIM. O'NeiI, ct
al. Settled by stipulation on file.
Hemy Gushing VS.. j. V. Hamilton.
Stricken from calender.
D. M. Osborne g. Co., vs.. VIM. Martin.
Jury trial. Verdict for defendant. Stay
of 80 days Of all proceedings, except
entry Of judgment and taxation OF costs.
Christian Heintz ct al vs.. j. r. Morris.
Settled by the parties.
Thomas Olsen VS.. Thomas Meierstein.
Settled.
Aultman s Taylor VS.. Richard ]. Perkins
and James Hook. Motion to suppress
dispositions sustained. Jury trial. YER
dict directed for plaintiff. Stay as shown
by stenographer's notes.
Charles Freeland VS.. VIM. Franklin, ct
al. Dismissed on motion Of defendant
on the ground that justice court had no
jurisdiction.
til. Mckay vs. Farmers & Traders
Bank. Settled say the parties.
A. B. Steiner VS.. D. w. Spalding. Tried
by jury Verdict for plaintiff. Proceed
ings stayed for 80 days.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
rne Tariff ~, Eggs.

The Mckinley bill, says Farm Poultry,
which went into operation October 9th,
placed a duty of five cents a dozen on eggs
and i've cents a pound On poultry. As we
import but a very small quantity of poultry
we need not consider the effect of the tar
iff upon the poultry market, but the duty
on eggs is being talked about a great deal,
with almost az many varieties of opinion
as there are in dividuals expressing them
Many will maintain that five cents a
dozen is sure to enhance the price of eggs
all around; askedhow much, and theysay
"fve cents Of course" How can that be?
We import about sixteen millions of doz-
ems annually, and consume about five hun
dred and ninety millions Of dozens, a pro-
portion of almost exactly thirty seven to
one. 1t cannot be possible that the total
eating off OF so small a supply as one
thi~rty-seyenth, will push up the price
about o%ne-fourth. That is absurd upon
its face.
Others express the opinion (and prob
ANY u bioyplAO1 ulC VI uillS lllllluJ, Ullub lllc
duty (of five cents a dozen) will be about
equally divided between the producer and
the consumer; that the foreign producer
will get some two, two and a half or three
cents less for his eggs, and the United
States consumer will pay the balance of
the duty in increased price. This, also,
is out OF proportion. 1t seems to us GER
tain that IL thirty-seventh of a supply
cannot be equal to thirty-six thirty-seven-
tbs. 1t is impossible to tell whether the
duty enhances the price of eggs to the
United States consumer at all, because
eggs fluctuate in prices throughout the
year, and the average price for the year
varies from Il year to another. For in
stance, eggs have ruled higher nearly all
this year than the year previous; especial
ly is this true of near by strictly fresh
but on some Of the cheaper grades the diff
ference may be less marked.
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Ayers
Cherry Pectoral

The best OF a%nodynes, this preparation rap.
idly soothes irritation, strengthens the deli.
cate organs Of speech, and restores the voice
to Its tone and power. No singer OF public
speaker should be without it. Lydia Thonp-
son, the famous actress, certifies: ayers
Cherry Pectoral has been of very great SER
vice to me. 1t improves and strengthens
the voice, and is always effective for the
cure Of colds and coughs"
"Upon several occasions / have suffered
from colds, causing hoarseness and entire
loss of voice. In my profession Of an auc-
tioneer any affection of the voice or throat
Is a serious matter, but at each attack, I
have been relieved by a few doses of Ayers
Cherry Pectoral. This remedy, with ordi-
nary care, has worked sucll n
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
Mothers.

There are upon the skin of every hui
man being, child and adult alike, 1900
o0Opores. Through these poresin the form
OF insensible pe%rspiration Is expelled
more than %one-quarter OF the nonrish-
ment takeninto the system. The import
ance of keeping open these p%erspiration
valves upon a child's body is second only
to that OF properly digesting the food
eaten. 1t was to open the pores of the
skin and to assimilate the food that DR..
Pitcher formulated Castoria. Loose
bowels, constipation, fever and eruptions,
which are so constant among infants and
children, and which kill one-third of all
children before they are five years old,
arise principally from these two causes.
1t is from the wonderful results attend
ant upon the use of Castoria in regnlat-
ing the stomach and keeping open the
pores of the skin that Castoria acquired
Its worldwide reputation. With plenty
of water for the body, pure air for the
lungs and Castoria to assimilate the
food, there need be TO unaccounted for
sickness among children. Castoria is a.
vegetable prescription without morphine
or other narcotic property. Thirty years
extensive use has given it history never
attained by any other medicine. I45S1
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
Always Interc.uuv.

The GRAPHIC is under obligations to
many Of its exchanges for compliments
from time to time, but this latest in that
line is particularly appreciated, coming
IS 1t does from that excellent and spicy
paper, the Woonsocket News:
Few country weeklies are SO conducted
that while they are excellentlo local papers,
they are at the same time of interest to
readers abroad. To illustrate our mean
ing: We were never iii the city Of KIM
ball and have no acquaintance or special
interest there. yet the GRAPHIC of that
place Is so interesting that we always
read it, though a large number Of other
exchanges go into the waste basket I'M
opened. Editor Than always has some
thing to say and says it in a way that
Is interesting and readable.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
HOW severe Colds arc broken I'm
Iyp NTnvoNnrso

Virginia City INSTRUMENTATION We
find a medicine we know to possess gen.
uine merit, we consider it a duty and we
take pleasure in telling the public what
1t is. Such a medicine we found Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy last winter,
when la grippe was prevailing. We are
satisfied that we warded off several at
tacks that were threatening by the use Of
this syrup. We have relieved in a few
hours severe colds, and in the course of
two or three days have entirely broken
them up by its use, as have several Of our
friends to whom we have recommended
it. 1t is all that it is represented to be
by the manufacturers. If you have a
cough and want to stop it Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy will do the work. For
sale by 4. 4. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
Quick Work.

Tyndall Register Nov. 29-Pike & Mark
ley have broken the record in sinking ar
tesian wells. They had been at work on
a well for August Koenig just fifteen
days Tuesday night when a good flow was
struck at a depth Of 600 feet. They went
down a short distance further the follow
ing day and completed it. The well was
put down at so cents per foot.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
Another Newspaper.

Chamberlain Democrat:-Thos Cox will
in a few days begin the publication of a
weekly paper in this city to be known as
The Independent. It will espouse the
u of the Independent part. Tom will
get out a bright and newsy paper and
will undoubtedly meet with a good solid
financial support. We wish him success
in his new undertaking.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
Either is Correct.

New York Sun: A bright young woman
Of East Houston street favors us with this
note:
Having heard that there was a reward
of $50 for any grammatical error found
In The Sun, ] wish to call your attention
to this error in this mornings issue in
the article headed Preparing the Deadly
Chair" on page g.:
"'Sing Sing prison was closed yester-
day, and none but the regular employees
was admitted"
"The word was should be we're. II l
have been correctly informed about the re-
ward, please remit"
We are sorry to disappoint Il fair and
studious friend, but there are two good
reasons for not renting the $40. In the
first place, if any such reward is standing
for the discovery Of grammatical errors
in The Sun, it has been offered by some
confident admirer whose name and ad
dress we do not know. In the second
place, even if we were responsible fo1
such an offer, u correspondent would
not be entitled to the $50 reward.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

Mnry's Lamb Revised.
Mary had a little lamb
With fleece as white as soow,
And when she led it with a rope
Tho lamb vas sure to go.
1t followed her to school pre- day,
Which made the teacher ehide,
And SO poor Mary had to go
And tie the lamb outside.
The lamb stoood there and feeplJ
ba-ad,
1t wanted hay to eat,
And pretty coon it chewed tho rope
And scanpcred down the street.
When Mary found she'd lost her pct
Did she to grief give way7
Not much-shs advertised it in the
GRAPHIC
And got it back next day.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
A. the

he sat and looked at the busy compos-
itor for about fifteen minutes steadily.
Finally he yawned sleepily and remarked.
"There are some things in this world
that go without saying"
81 know it." snapped the editor, "but
there are too many darned things that
say a good deal without going.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
The Voice

Is easily iniured-the slightest irritation Of
the throat or larynx at once affecting its
tone, fe1ibility, or power. All efforts to
sing or speak in public, under such condi-
tions, become not only painful but danger
GUS, and should be strictly avoided until
every symptom Is removed. To effect q
speedy cure no other medicine is equal to
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
prore

Plankinton Standard:-The Kimball
Index sent out a marked article last
week which favored GARNER" Sheldon,
of Day county for US. senator. Such
damfoolism is getting away with the Re
publican party in South Dakota.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

The discovery OF a preventative for
Group, is IL of the most important made
in recent years. Since first discovered it
hrs been used in many cases, and with
unvarying success. Its being within the
reach of all makes it the more valuable.
It is only necessary to give Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy freely as soon as the first
indications Of Group appear, and it will
dispel all symptoms of the disease. Full
directions are given with each bottle.
For sale at so cents per bottle by +. E.
Miller, druggist.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
ADVICE to Mothers,

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
fifty years with perfect success. 1t relieves the
little sufferer at once, produces natural, quiet
sleop by freeing the child from pain and the
little chernb awakes as bright as a button. 1t
is worry pleasant to taste, soothes tie child,
softens the gums, allays pain. regulates tho
rhoea, whether arising from teethins or other
causes. TWENTY-FIVE cents a bottle. (456.l
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
a ss47.so Typographical Error.
Office of the Woonso cket News.

VEfS0 Z Vt0 NUVIIoV UKtN NFWS.
Woonsocket, S. D., Dec. 5, 1890.
FRIEND THAN: In the next Century
insert a page adv. for the Woonsocket
News for $3.50 as you advertised last
week thus:
A page for one insertionin the Century
costs $3.50. Harpers charge the same
for ads in their monthly.
You can also put one in Harper's at
the same price. Just say that the News
Is the great original Independent paper
Of South Dakota.
FRANK KELLY.
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slightly sarcastic.

Sioux Falls Press:-It is reported that
w. L. %Thorndyke, of the Brule Index, will
leave Kimball for Loveland, Col, where
he has purchased a paper. What will
Brule county do then?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12
Don,t Elect Another Deadbea,

IbOh't ELECT AHOther LeAdbeAt.
Chamberlain Democrat:-The city cleo
ton has been called for Dec. Gath, when
a mayor will be elected to fill the vacancy
caused by the removal of Major Long from
the city. Here is a good opportunity to
make some n a desirable Christmatpres-
emf.
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Magical Effect

that I have suffered very little inconven.
fence. I have also used it in my family, with
excellent results, In coughs. colds, &C.,
VIM. Fl. Quartly, Mlnlaton, Australia.
SIN the spring of 1853, at Portsmouth, Va,
] was Frustrated by a severe attack of ty-
phoid pneumonia. My physicians exhausted
their remedies, and for one year 1 was not
able to even articulate a word. By the ad-
vice Of DR.. Shaw l tried Ayers Cherry Pee
toral, and to my surprise and great joy, in
less than one month 1 could converse easily,
in a natural tone of voice. l continued to
improve and have become since a we'll man.
Ihave often recommended the Pectoral, and
have never known it Afail."-George E.
Lawrence, Valparaiso, 4d.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

Tie correctness of the maxim nothing
succeeds like success" is we'll eqemplifed
in Ayers Sarsapar1lla. The most sue
cessfull combination of alternatives and
tonics; it always succeeds in curing dis
eases of the blood, and hence its wonder
full popularity.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

The harsh, drastic purgatives, once
deemed so indispensable, have given
place to milder and more skilfully pre-
pared lavatives; hence the great and
growing demand for Ayet's Pills. Ply
sicians everywhere recomrnd them for
c%ostiyeness, indigestion. and liver COM
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

WANTED-Farm property for my house
and lot, also three or four decided claims.
Enquire of f. A. Thomas, at Smiths
Lumber Yard.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

Anything you. want, at your own price
at the Mill.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

: As good -four as ever need be used, for
only $500 per hundred at the mill.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

Always supplied with Coru and Oats
and Ground Corn OF the Mill.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

The bars down, the gate wide open and
you are invited to go right in and con-
vince yourself that L. d. Bardin is selling
more goods for $l.OO than any other con
Germ in Brule county.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

A fine linessof Fur Coats at very low
prices ut l.. ID. Bardin's.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

New sener Kraut. Pickles and Horse
RadiBh at Bardins.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

The careful buyer is found-at the
Mill.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

New clothing at Bardin's. Suits, Pants,
Oyercoats, or anything you want at rock
bottom prices.
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when he found that his little boy had got
up before him and was playing on the
sidewalk. He told the child to go in and
child wouldn't. Man spanked him and
went to business. Child went in howl
Ing. The mother said, whats the mat:
teri" Man hit me-" blubbered the
youngster. what man?" That man
that stays here Sundays.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

Shut the door!
1t is no longer popular to kick the bed
clothes off.
Mosquitoes have stopped presenting
their bills.
~Perspiration has gone out Of style.
The icicle has taken the place of the
lawn mower.
Shut the door!
The garden spade has been knocked out
by the snow shovel.
The storm door is coming to the front
The man with tine red nose now blames
the weather.
The gate and the moonlight have
snapped places with the sofa and fire.
light.
Shut the door!
Mortgage your salary for a sleigh.
Take a charcoal stove in swimming
with you.
Fans are no longer de rlgeur.
Shut the door.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

Lingering Letters.
List ofletters remaining in the p. o. at Kim
hsllfoyt the week ending Decl 1890.
Parties calling for any of the above described
w. H. Hewitt
Miss Bertha Smith.
G. w. Smith.
Nm. Jenkins.
sstss viii please say advertised. After 20 days
Vii b sent to tho dead letter office.
g. LoNo. P. NJ.
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IT'S the place to buy-at the Mill.

Keep your eye on Bardin.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-12

See our price list-at the Mill.
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Post ONCE Hours.
Eastern Mail closes at s:0oA. NJ. and 200 P. N.
Western 100 A.. NJ, and 500 p e..
Northern /" "7:30 A. NJ, Tue, Thu, Bat
Southern "7:30 " Mon. Wed, Fri.
oFrIoe HOURS.
From this date until further notice the hours
OF the Kimball P. Q. will be as fonows:
Open on week days at go 4. NJ. Close prompt
at 8 i. NJ
Tho Office will BIO opened on Sundays from .
T.. to IL a. M.
Register and Money Order business open from
4. M.to5P.M.
j.. 3. LONG. Postmaster.
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Save money by buying-at the Mill.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1890-03-18

There were 1880 marriages in Georgia
during 1889. The negroes show a greater
percentage Of marriages to their numbers
than the whites, though there is a greater
population Of whites, which runs their aggre-
gate l46 above that of the blacks The mar
riages of either race increase in number &C.
cording to the density of population; that is,
in counties largely white there are more mar
riages per thousand than in counties where
the other race predominates, and the same is
true of the blacks.
difference in favor of the country dis
tricts exists in matrinony. Among the me-
groes in the black belt, and especially along
the coast, where they live upon fish and pro
ducts of nature, it would appear as if there
were not 15-year-old female unmarried.
Inland the marriages are not so many, but
the number keeps up surprisingly. In the
turpentine country, where hundreds Of ne.
groes come from North Carolina, the mar
riages would indicate that the whole popula-
ton had gone out of single bliss, In North
Georgia, which is the center Of the white pop
ulation, the marriages grow in number, but
on a conservative basis memphis CONNER
cial
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1890-03-18

"There are some remedies a heap worse
than the disease they are intended to cure"
said a down town business man. Now,
there's my partner, who hasn't a shred of
memory outside a certain beaten business
track In his line he is one of tine best men
to be found-careful, wide awake and enter
prising. But as soon as he tries to remember
some little commission outside this routine he
has no more mind than h&mming bird.
This would be all right if it wasn't for his
good nature He is forever volunteering to
perform little services for me, and he does it
so amiably that can't refuse him. Then he
will get the instructions all right, and, know
ing his faulty memory in such cases, will say:
"'Ili just take this along as a reminder
"Then he will pick up something off my
desk that | can't in the least afford to lose,
and jam it in his pocket Sometimes it's a
fancy paper weight, given me by somebody;
sometimes my shears Once it was a bottle
of red ink and the cork came out and the
red ink trckled down the leg of his light
trousers, making it appear that he was bleed
ing to death. 1t is always something which
ought TO be left alone, but can't be disagree
able and veto it, for he is so exceedingly
obliging always. But he rarely brings back
any of these reminders, and generally forgets
the errand just the same. Then when / ask
him for the paper weight, or shears or bottle
of ink, or whatever the reminder may have
been, he fumbles through his pockets and de-
clares he must have lost it, Well, he feels so
bad about it that l would be brute to say
anything mean, and just sigh and turn to
my work n-Chicago Mail