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The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1890-11-28
DRIFT WOOD.

A Pearl. worth IS, GOO was recently
found in the Pecatonica river near Ar
gyle, Wis
EDwARD MCDONALD, of Allentown,
Pa, thinks he owns the smallest dog
1t is five months old and weighs four
ounces
A WIT, who was asked what he would
rather be during the three stages of life,
replied: TIL thirty, 3 pretty woman;
till fifty, successful Generali the rest
of my life, q priest"
SoS.E men never lose their presence of
mind a Milwaukee man threw his
mother-in-laW out of window in the
fifth story of burning building and
carried feather bed downstairs in his
arms
a YANKEE has invented a chicken
hobbler, consisting OF a spring attached
to hens leg, which, when the hen at
tempts to scratch, will move her on
ward, and will, in fact, walk her right
out OF the garden
A NAN distributing bills around Chiea-
go has an educated pup to do the work
for him. The man carried tho bills
and folded them as he walked. Every
time he came to a house he would give
one 70 the dog, who would jump over
the fence and gravely deposit it on the
doorstep
A COUNTRY publisher who is dissatis-
fed with tho circulation rating of ''ex-
ceeding ESQ given mis- paper in a news
paper directory, writes a scsthiug letter
to the publishers OF the latter. which
concludes as follows: IF We had the
power we would compel you to run OF
our edition on 3 hand press"
As ingenious photographer possesses
q camera which he boasts cost MIN bu;
81 20, SIS cents OF which went for q
broken-down operA-gIass, from which he
got his lens. His outfit OF working
tools comprised saws for IS cents. ham
mers for Is, anger stocks Tor So bits tog
10 AID Saek-plAess sos IS
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1890-11-28
ROCKY BEARS REMARK.

He Is Sorry IL His People Go CrazIer Than
white People Over Religion
PILGER Neb, Nov. 21-TWo special
coaches from Washington containing
forty-fve OF Buffalo Bills Indians,
passed through here to-day en- route to
the Pine Ridge agency. All have
friends and relatives there. Rocky
Bear, Black Heart Little Wolf, Black
Elk, and Hollows, pFomi nent chiefs, are
among them. Several of the party had
received letters from Pine Ridge
speaking of the Messiah before they
sailed from Europe Through an in
terpre ter Rocky Bear said he thought
his party could do more than any other
to quiet their brothers at Pine Ridge
my people," said he, may get craziar
than white people do over religion; II
SO, am sorry. We here know that the
day for the red man to fight against the
pale face lie long past"
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1890-11-28

Are you in need OF GOOD advieei DO ySo
suffer from paIpisatsou OF the heart; haVSs
you spells Of dizziness; do you feel hstless,
and do you frequently get tired without
Fheumatissn, neuraigia, ana other mysterious
and unaccountable bacizaches and pains In
limbs and iGints and bonesl Do you feel
nervous; are you sleepless at night and do
your dreams disturb youl Are you eDctt-
able and does your heart beat unevenly.
sometimes hardly beating at all and at other
times humping like an engineer Do you
worry over little thingsl Are your kidneys
diSordered and your liver iaactiyeg Are
you troubled with indigestion and constipa-
toni are you annoyed oy any urinary oii ,,
such weakening ailmentsi Then use DR..
John Bulls Sarsaparilia. 1t will make you
strong and perfect in every part
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1890-11-28

HELENA, Mont, Nov. 26.-In 1878, E
handcuffed prisoner named Williams
jumped from car window while on his
way to the penitentiary. The sheriff
had other prisoners in charge and could
only fire shot at the fugitive. A few
days ago a human jawbone and bones
OF one forearm with a rusty handcuh
and chain attached were found at West
Boulder, twenty miles from Livingston.
Investigation showed it to be the hand
cuffs of the escaped prisoner of twelve
Years Defore.