The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-08-16

the OIu pau VI ooIioy "b
Mr.. Curtis Berry authorized TO receive
subscriptions and rel eipt for Inc inteIllgeh-
Ger.
The Mcorew MILL company IL shipping
ona .r two car Iosdy OF flour every day TO
Texas via the Santa e.
Who 10 going to e fair! Is the question
now being asked. VIII answer I'LL d
wav.-Eyerybody shy lld.
Ar James Kelly @ vpects to move back to
IoxIno,on 40 soon al he can make ~salisfac-
tory arrangements hi refOr.
The ladies of the MI thodistchureh VIII CIV
O lawn party at the PARSONAGE next in"iS'
dav night, BE sure 4 ld attend.
Mr.. Garrett Ethert was granted a ioan OF
,hros sh,res of 4 monty last Friday
night at u bonus OF " per SNARE
A. Marole Wand han has been elected
,aaohar n, the Glenj God school, We feel
10 In saving she viii give the best OF salts
faction.
s,a,s Auditor JAMES M. Seibert reports
,,., Isfsvette euuntt has 1881 miles OF rail-
cod v,,ned at 4 l.l4A,3O0 ~ for assessment
purposes. ~
Co,,,y suryeyor Weeden. assisted by his
son. william, and E.ph King have been At
work establishing the line OF the CITY limits
of Lexington this week.
Jim Saunders, who struck VIII drahain
with a base ball bat at the picnic here Au-
gus, 4. was examined before Esquire CLAY
| ion Monday and fined $40 and costs.
Mr.. l.. I. Frazier, OF Clinton, was IN Tie
| CITY Wednesday contering with Mr. August
| KrIehu In regard TO the renting OF The
| Laclede hotel. The trade has not been
| closed yet.
An effort Il being made 10 raise sufficient
funds to finish the mansard part OF Central
| Female College. At last accounts the sun
| scriptIous amounted to about SlOO. The
needed amount is 81 1000.
Don't refuse TO make an exhibit at the Hig'
y,nsviIIe fair lust because'.the premium don't
amount 10 more than three or four dollars"
three or four dollars Is just that much anu
vour exhibit goes TO help make our fairs at
t~ractive.
Bippodrome racing each day OF Higgins
vile Far by the Kennedy Bros. This racing
consists Of trials OF speed OF a team oil
thoroughbred horses being ridden by an
athlete who rides standing with one foot on
each horse, making half-mile heats in one
minute or less.
Note the revised and reduced price list on
school books appearing In to-day's paper. Tue
reductions are many and important, making
school books lower than they have ever before
mean offered for. F1r one.tenih additional
we will mail any book on the list to any adj
dress. Please remember that our stock OF
other goods needed I'm the school room II
full and complete. f. G.Loomis .Main street
Chas. W LOOMS, Franklin Avenue. augl6!a
Saline County Pro$ress:-The secretary Of
war has promised Lexington that q channe
shall be dredged through the sandbar OF
which that city IL NOD situated instead OF OF
the river. II Lexingt6n IL situated on a sand
bar, this Is the first W. have heard OF 1t. w
thought it was built upon u more solid foun'
dalton. And II the secretary Of war has prom
Ised to dredge q charmed through the city WI
would like to knOj when he will bes''
operations.
Hgginsyille LeadeE;-A nest OF bears com
posed Of a pair OF Old bears and two cub
have been found In the woods on Davis creek
n few miles from Aullville. Their presenc'
has caused Il reign Of terror in that vicinit!
among the farmers, and especially amonl
children. They are aeing hunted by the far
mers. Our local sports might find something
to excite them by joihing In the chase. Mrs
Carrie B. Fulkerson mas resigned her posi-
ton rs one Of the assistants IN our publ
, school for the coming term, and having sol
I, her property. will locate In WASHINGTON
where her son, Alb 1T, is practicing law
+, Miss Maude Harwood has been chosen In be
. place as assistant In ile public school here.
An exceedingly heavv and disastrous hal
, storm passed over O section OF country, abou
, the nearest point Of which was three mile
south Of this city. last Friday night. !
. came from the southwest and passed on I
+. the northeast, and Its track, which was abou
one mile wide could clearly be traced by th
ruined crops II left. Hundreds Of bushels {
apples were knocked, from the trees in som
|, orchards and corn was badly damaged
Watermelons and bmaioes suffered MOI
than anything else. The walermelons wei
broken by the hundred ard tomato. iielt
. lonked IA II an army Of men with sticks ha
I. passed. over them and beaten them down.
% | kTcht uumUCE W Wi4uoW S'@oDo" W.
broken by the hall st5nes, some Of which Al
a reported to have been as large as hens egg
,e just to think OF itl We are threatened wi
ar an invasion Of hoops, crinoline. or whateV
you choose to call ?. about the lower e'
tremities of the angelic sex. D. no. you 80
Well, Just walt and Zee. You wouldn't b
,e lieve Us for six morihs when we told "
4. that the hustle was going. but finally y
. hustled around and took the fullness ont
II the back of your skin =, and you look a hu
dred per cent. better Tor it. In all our obse
Ia walton of fashions wfnen have never been
nj seusiGly dressed as now. They hayei
bumps on their baeklto make them look II
he dromedaries. nor ablprmally enlarged bus
err nor til;ing hoops, nohthe kangaroo walk,
~ The fashion OF to-day presents u won
n. naturally, without excrescenses or deficie
NO cIes; like n real woman; aud what can
ms more charming? Ladies. change the color
90 your clothes, alter ttBir cut even from III
n. to time, exercise thal taste and dellcacy
M which YOU sre provtt bial, aud which ket
oh the hearts OF us male bipeds pslpitsting fr
NJ, ,ouIh 10 age, Il dont lst the fashion brOk
,r. again disfynre you Don't let them
ain humps on YOU. DOn't let them Isolate y
In a circumference d hoops. so that y n
no ant get near enough to YOU to whisper til
IN soft n6lhings that ard sometimes everythi
..s rhe more You are III yourselves the love
md yuu ARE. IL possible veto the hoops law
Inr tore II gels irrey0ca3ly set Into The stat
-. b ~ III fashion.
rn. Recorder ). ID Cor per has Kept q comp
las rprurd ut Ised .,eic.. Br Lafayette county
of ~-ixiErp lung wears. but az complete as
of The re- Drd- Of leeds tBeY ARE no more 30 I
The 4, the rr,mrd Of the ftnny side OF his life C
rail- tanned in these very lame books. No ma
~. how hu.y he has I'D IL seems that W
us, The opportunity pT sented Itself he
iiv ALWAYS been ready W b his"funny busine
Irs Here are q few SAM les In the MARI
,,iv n enss record, al0r d about the year ]
mrs appears this entry -"Reuben Green
Maria Brown" OppO{ le the blanks for ma
oyd In this book are blanl for remarks upon
ck. question 0r pcculiarit that might arise.
,ent this case II seems thef was no "questlon
Ito. the right Of the coul TO get married,
Jake noticed u pecIIi .rity aud this IL The
he recorded IT,
-. The like before ~ts Dryer seen;
D w THIS license change Brown u Green.
M Upop "A more recent day b gentleman
W the name OF HamilJHn and u lady ry
lar name OF Grubb were granted u license
- here IL what appets IN the "rema
I" coinmnJ-
onn Now Ham. be goo and your wife lut
! II For surely her fat er has furnished
hell. 0rubb."