Wichita eagle., 1890-01-02
sUNFLowER sHADowINGs.
Seeds, Slips. seioas. Sprouts. Shoots and slis.rs


Judge Brewer used to write poetry
What of it? after all, who hasn't.
Jake Stotler for state printer is in ths
air; now If he can only catch and compress;
it.
1t is stated that Geo. W. Click. late gov
ernor, will be candidate for the legisla-
ture.
Everybody started to keep a diary yes
terday, but more than the moiety will
forget it today.
The Jetmore Dairy association shipped
about $3.50 pounds of cheese to western
points last week.
Nobody was more sorry to see the first
of January than the man who predicted =
cold bleak December.
1t is said that Col, D. r. Anthony was
not invited to Judge Brewers banquet
What on earth is the matter?
In the number of suggestions and RENE
dies the influenza has come into serious
emulation with the baulky horse.
The Atchison Globe wants to know why
it is that when people eat onions for sup
per, they never fail to have callers in the
evening!
mo man. says Sol Miller, is totally de-
PRAYED" But it must be- remembered
that Sol still regards Russell Harrison as
kid"
Browning and Tennyson will be last to
be inferred in Westminster, objections on
the part Of several Kansas poets notwith.
standing.
Stradiuarius violins are springing up all
over Kansas. This is natural result Of
the popularity of ''Arkansaw Traveller in
this state
If Ingalls, had Plumb's name the Empo-
ria Republican would perhaps inquire
naively what the Plumbing bill for fed
eral building was"
A Topeka man recently advertised in a
local paper for room mate who didn't use
tobacco, and in two weeks he was married
to charming wife who chews gum.
John A. Anderson dined with the presi-
dent Christmas day. Some little anxiety
is felt to know whether he gave the state
away by putting cranberries on his bread
ment that Mrs. Jefferson Davis will pres
emily come to Kansas to live with her mar
ried DAUGHTER. 1t would be gratifying TO
some to know where the daughter lives.
Dallas News. In prohibition kansas
"Who comes heres" "A grenader."
"What do you want?n "a mug of beer"
"Well just step around to the back door
and be very quiet about it. There's hen
on"
A university at Odessa has been closed
because of the great number OF students
there who were engaged IN spreading their
nihilistIc propaganda. This ought TO
bring out letter Of coincidence from Law
renee.
The male teachers who didn't stand up
for prohibition at the meeting OF the
Teachers association in Topeka acted so
to gain a momentary relief from the
proximity of the heavy ladeued breath Of
those who did arise.
Mr. Edison says he receives an average
of 1000 letters daily, many of which con-
tain offers of marriage with his daughter.
The suitors probably rely on the inventors
ingenuity to arrange some electrical APP
pliance for keeping wives feet warm.
John and Sophia McGraw obtained di-
vorce in Hutchinson a few days ago, and
the court granted Sophie $4,000 alimoDy.
This WAS too much for John, and be coaxed
his bride of twelve years to again join him
on life's journey, even though he does
pound her occasionally.
Barlow Lippincott, son Of ex-Chancellor
Lippincott of the university, has been ap-
pointed assistant typographer in the
United States geological survey. The ap-
pointment is made as reward for merito-
rious work. Young Lippincott is grad
uate from the civil engineering depart
ment of the university.