The Somerset reporter., 1890-10-23
MISCELLANY.

No half way measures. Bsggs "Db you and
your wife ever quarrel Uncle Ephriam r. I'm
Gle Ephriam No sar; We never quarreis, We
jes lights
5000 Reward Ii offered
fra better washing oompoundthnn savena. Every
body likes savena that tries it.. just try one PACK
age Yourself useful pres entineVerSpacknge'
al hear that your picnic was swell affair
at was +; we all got stung by hornets.
One of the most popular household remedies is
Old Saus Catarrh Cure, price only IS cents.
"I'm no sardins," said the Maine herring,
but they put him in the box all the same.
Little johnny calls neighbor Jones bulldog
''pos,erity." Johnny has recently been told
that posterity means those who come after u.s.
What so won aeriul as a severe cough cured by
DIR. Bulls Cough syrup Tor IS cents. Try III
Putting it to him straight. "wll you marry
me, Ethel I" said the youth. "My family is
all that one could wish for" Then why do
you want me
The annoyance occasioned by the continual cry
inv OF the baby at once ceases when the cause is
promptly removed by DIR. Bulls Baby Syrup.
Papa-"If / have to speak to you again,
III whip you." The Teror--"Say, papa,
what did you have u little boy for, if you can't
get along any better with him than you dor.
have been a sufferer from rheumatism Tor years
and nave Been unable to obtain any relief at az.
salvation Oil gave entire relief and heartily
| recommend it. HRNKy Wis1BL, baltimore, ND
He. "What do you think Of young Jones !"
She | think II he had lived in biblical days,
Bnlaam's ass never would attained such
prominence,
Halls Hair Remover eradicates and prevents
the formation of dandruf, thickens the growth
| I'd haau ihaat
will.
de Long" Mrs. de Long. He has the rhu-
matism all over him." Old Lady. Goodness
me And he's over six feet high
Success in life is the result of push and ener-
py. II the blood is impure and sluggish, the
BODY and mind lack vigor. To cleanse and VI
tallze the blood and impart new vigor to the
SYSTEM nothing else has sush marvellous enec'
as Aver Sarsaparilla.
As bad asa sick friend. "Hello, old man
You look played out this morning; Does tht
cold weather make you tired /" "Weil, rather
Sat up last night with sick furnace
The unpre ccdsnted success and merit oil My
cam Balm-a real cure for catarrh, hay fever ane
| cold in the head-has induced many Adventures &c
place catarrh medicines bearing some resemblance
In appearance, style. or name upon inc maike.' ~
order to trade upon the reputation OF E e., S S.
|
Balm. MANY in your immediate locality will test.
~ in highest commentator of it particle i
applied into each nosril ne pain AgfeeAoie W use
Price 50 cents.
"Youve been riding bicycle, hear, sale
one department clerk to another. just TO
exercise, you know" Yes it has reduced you
weight some | think" Yes, l have falleI
offa great deal"
WANTED.
We want an A No. Agent in this county a
once, to take charge of our business. and con
duct the sale of one Of the very best, most mer
itorious, and fastest selling inventions ever OF
fered to the American people. To the RICH
person we will pay liberal salray or allow
large commission. For full particulars address
VOLTAIC BELT CO.,
% No. 2lS, Marshall Mich.
"Eyery man for himself and the Dew
II takess the hindmost." The man who said thi
- tariff nuestion.