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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23
A Rocm-pustins Machine.

A genius with q profound thought
mill has taken up the subject Of busting
and sweeping by means Of suction
draughts. He has a perambulsting
machine which, by means of fans and
hydraulic pressure, gets draught
through a spiral hose with noz-
gle shaped at its terminus like
the double end Of trombone. He
starts up grand racket on the carpet
till the dust flies. then turns on this bliz-
zard machine, and a condensed cyclone
Is Immediately precipitated. He moves
the hose-end round. and wherever the
cloud Of dust arises the suction OF his
mechanism draws it and itimmediately
goes up the spout so 10 speak. This
is one Of the curiosities Of the Patent
nea-pstsoit Free PEass
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A GREAT mistake perhaps was made when
DIR. Sherman named his great remedy Prick
ly Ash BITTERs; but it is presumed that at
that time all remedies for the blood, etc
were called Bitters. Had he called it Prick
ly Ash Regulator" "Curative," or almost
ANYTHING but Btters, it undoubtedly would
have superseded all other preparations OF
similar character. The name Bitters is mis-.
leading; it is purely medicine, and cannot
be used as beverage.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23
beware of C,ntmonts for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,

as mercury win sur Y destroy the sense-of
sms.l and completed Grange the whole sys,
TEN when entering it through tho mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never DO
used excepto on prescriptions from reputable
physicians, US the damage they will do is ten
fold to the good you can derive from them
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. j.
Cheney Il Co., Toledo o contains no mer-
curry, and is taken internally and acts di-
rectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
Of the system. In buying Halls Catarrh
Cure DO sure and getthe genuine. 1t is taken
internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by f.
j. Cheney Il Co.
Sold BY Druggists, price 75c. per bottle
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23
by steamer, Train or Boat?

Which of these have you selected as q
means of travell No matter. Whichever
it is, recollect that for sea-siclSness, disor
ders of the stomach, liver and bowels, en-
gendered by rough locomotion and bad food
or water, and for malarial troubles, Hos
letters Stomach Bitters is the most usefu
specific you can take with you. 1t is inval
liable also for rheumatism, kidney com
plant and nervous trouble.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

COMMON sense teaches us that thorn or
splinter in the flesh must be removed be-
fore the part can heal. Malaria in the sys-
tenn must be destroyed before health can
return. Shallenbergers Antidote for Ma.
laria does this and health returns immedi.
ately. There is no other known Antidote
Sold by druggists, or sent by mail for one
dollar. A. T. Shallonberger Il Co., Roches-
ter, Pa.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

IHAvE been an invalid since my sixteenth
year, until five months ago, / began use OF
br. Bulls Sarsaparilla. Now at the age OF
twenty-three l feel myself, for the first
time in my life, a man filled with health and
ambition. want you to publish this, al
though do not sign my true name.-James
Smith, Lexington, KY.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

All are entitled to the best that theil
money will buy, so every family should
have at once, bottle of the best family
remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the system
when costive or bilious For sale in SOC ant
sl.00 bottles by all leading druggists.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

THERE is strong resemblance between
the friend who pats you on the back in 9
quarrel and the man who says "Sick 'em''
to dog in fight.--Atchison Globe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

THERE'S n new newspapc" in Kansas
called Ham and Eggs. 1t 9hoald never ap-
pear oftcncr than once q week. Pub
lished every Fried day probably.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

DELAYS are dangerous. Don't wait for
your child to have an cplleptic fit Kill at
once the worms that are making her feel so
poorly by giving DR.. Bulls Worm De-
stroyers.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

ALL disorders caused by bilious state of
the system can be cured by using Carters
Little Liver Pills. No pain, gripping or dis
comfort attending their use. Try them.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

NEVER be in your place Of business when
person wants to borrow money Of you,
because if you are in you will be out, but II
you are out you will DO in.-Somerville
Democrat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

THE perv best ,pqv to know whether or not
Dobbins' Electric Soap is as good as it is said
to be, is to tIv it yourself 1t can't deceive
pou. Be sure to get no imitation. There
are lots of them. Ask your grocer for just
one bar.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

With Gilmore's full band aud the grand :
. est Electrical display ever made on earth,
will be open until October 18th. The
Wabash offers the usual low rates to and
from st. Louis. Particulars Of the near
est Ticket Agent.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

SO IoNd as history repeats itself the
schoolboy need not commit it to memory
N. .. PicaYune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

For twenty-five cents you can get Carter s
Little Liver Pils-the bestfiver regulator in
the world. Don't forget this. One pip dose.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

CURE your cough with Hale's Honey Of
Horehonnd and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

THE man who proposed at five o'clock In
the morning did the business in dew time.
boston Gazette.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

ABOUT the first thing that strikes tho man
who runs away is the scarcity of places to
run to.-Atchison Globe
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

You can't teach an old dog new tricks
but you can buy q new dog.-Terre Haute
Express.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A Pill manufacturer advertised on the
LABEL "You take the pills; we do the rest"
West Shore.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

WE believe it has never been decided
whether railroads can grant rebate
to fishing excursionists. = Washington
Ratchet
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

THERE is one thing woman can never do
she can't make man tell her where he has
been.-Atchison Globe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

AFTER all, tho only way to profit by the
experience Of others and avoid their trou-
bles 10 10 die young --Atchison Globe
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

LYING may be wicked, but nobody is go
ing TO situp all night If it is.-BinGhamton
Lead"".
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A FAIRY tale--the comets.
A WEEK onding-Saturday.
a ROLLING stonc-that in the mill.
-s
GOES for all time-thc pendulum.
e
As GOOD as milo-cght furlongs.
ALWAYS slow travclers-chess men.
A REGULAR shake up-a milk punch.
TIE yellow fever-avarice for gold.
e
KEEP their eyes open-Chinese idols.
A GOOD buy-law-collcct on delivery.
-e
A FARE question-"Did get your ticketm
THE lightning s-thunder.-Drakes
Magazine
CONE into port with bow-ocean steam
ers.-N Y. Mail and Express.
e
A PROJECT on foot-a corn.--Drake's
Magazine
A STATE controlled by ring-marriage
Boston Herald.
EVEN dead duck can claim that he died
gamc.-Texas Siftings.
TnIxes said softly bchinda fan may raise
great broeze.-N. Q. Picayune.
BREAKING it gently-collection on the in
stallment plan.
THERE is no sense in weeping owe, split
milk when it is two-thirds water.
AN appropriate helm for q mus seow
would be tiller of the soil-Texas SLIT
ings.
A HOLE in the pocket will outlast all the
rest of suit of clothes.-Great Darlington
/ News.
LOVE is blind, but lovers Otter make q
pair o. spectacles Of themselves.-Greai
| Darlington News
The glass filed to the brim at night viii
81 the hat 70 the brim In the morning
Yenkers Statesman.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

LOVE is blind, but lovers Otter make q
pair o. spectacles Of tnemselves.-Great
Darlington News
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A HOLE in the pocket will outlast all the
rest of suit of clothes.-Great Darlington
I
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

EVERY mother owns the best boy-the
worst boy belongs next door every time
Texas Siftings.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

MANY fine dinners are served in coars
way,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

AS GOOD as q milo-cight furlongs.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

THE glass filed to the brim at night win
Yenkers Statesman.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

ALWAYS slow travclers-chess men,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

GOES for all time-thc pendulum.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

CONE into port with bow-ocean steam
| ers.-N. Y Mail and Express.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A REGULAR shake up-a milk punch.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A WEEK enthusiastically.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

AN appropriate helm for a mus scow
would be tiller of the soi.-Texas Sift-
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

KEEP their eyes open-Chinese idols,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A ROLLING stonc-that in the mill.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A PROJECT on foot-a corn.-Drake's
Magazine.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A GOOD buy-law-colloct on delivery,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23
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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

EVEN a dead duck can claim that he die
camc.-Texas Siftings.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

The lightning Observation-Disclosures
Magazine
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A FAIRY tale-the comets.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A STATE controlled by ring-marriage
Boston Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

BREAKING it gently-collection on the in
stallment plan.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

THERE is no sense in weeping owe, split
milk when it is two-thirds water
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

TnINGs said softly behind fan may raise
q great broeze.-N. Q. Picayune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

A FARE question-"Did get your ticket
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1890-10-23

THE yellow fever-avarice for gold.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03

THE tariff on binding twlne has
been reduced from q cents per
pound to seven-tenths of cent, which
is about haf the rate that attaches to
other tRfne and cordage, and nearly
three-fourthe less than the present rate.
Grades of sugar not produced in this
country are put on the free list, while
bounty of II and cents per pound,
according to quality, is placed upon
grades produced in America as protec-
tionto home industry. Mr.. Blaine'sreci-
procity views were adopted as re-
CARDS tea, coffee and hides. While
these articles remain free the Pres
Ident Is authorized to restore the
duty upon them as against any country
that refuses reciprocal freedom to the
products of America.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03

VIZ never saw little urchin, who
lacked the quarter, crawling on his
stomach to get under the canvass into a
circus without an emotion of pity for
the poor but anxious little felloY. But
to see man of Gen. Bakers age who
has enjoyed the honors and emolum ants
he has received in the past from the
Republican party, get down and for
pure revenge resort to slch desperate
means as he has, wear holes in his knee
pants and scrape the buttons from his
vest and fail, even with Bill Murray
pulling at his wrist on the other side, to
break into the Democratic circus under
the Alliance side show, causes pity to
give place to loathing and disgust at the
unmanly exhibition.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03

MURDER will out" and no one is bet
ter qualified to comprehend the truth
fulness of this old saying than Bill En-
win, for it is in the defense of those who
kill, that Erwin has gained his notorlty
as criminal lawyer. Bills services are
valuable. He has been In the habit 0f
getting big pay. When he went onto
the stump for the Alliance ticket it was
something of mystery what fee be
wouid exact for his defense of the prin-
ciple of that organization. 1t is now
gwen out that the price demanded is a
seat in the United States Senate, and
this accounts for the vigorous manner
in which DonnellY asks the farmers TO
support the Alliance legislative ticket
regardless of everything else, and his
attack of Republican candidates for the
legislature is explained. We do not be-
lieve the farmers of Minnesota will con-
sent to relegate man like G. K. Davis
to private life and elevate to the United
States Senate one of the stripe of Bill
Erwin To prevent such a possible
change the only safe way for the Re-
publicans TO do is to vote their whole tick
et-legislative as well as county and
State.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03
The Republican the Party of Pro-
greSS.
TFaribault Republican. !

The letter of Hon. j. NJ. Burlingame
furnishing his reasons for declining the
nomination of the Farmers Alliance for
Attorney General, is entitled to the
earnest consideration of those Repub.
cans who may feel inclined to connect
themselves with that movement now
that it has been thrust by its leaders in
to the political whirlpool. Nothing can
be more certain than that no political
party which represents but one element
or class can establish itself upon a per-
manent footing under our system fgov-
eminent. Those devoted to agricultur-
al pursuits are comparatively more nu-
merous than those of any other single
calling, but this does not entitle them to
make laws for the entire people. A
legislature composed entirely of farmers
would not be entitled to rank as thor
oughly representing the interests of the
people of Minnesota. And vet the
farmers, by virtue of their numbers and
importance are justified in the plea that
their interests should be largely con-
suited in whatever legislation is enact
ed. They have it in their power to Sc
cure this Difference to their views. far
more effectually than through the or
ganization of new political party.
Their numbers are such that they can
control either of the established politi-
cal parties, through the. regular caucus
es and conventions, and secure the
nomination of men who will do entire
justice to their interests. The -Republi-
can party, as Mr.. Bulingame says, has
embodied most of the measures which
the Alliance deems desirable in its plat
form, and being party of advanced
and progressive views, may be relied
upon, and if not handicapped by third
party movement that will become q
mere side annex to the Democratic
party, to initiate and carry through all
the reforms that the interests not only
of the farmers but of the people as a
while, may properly demand.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03

IT is asserted that Adolf Bierman, the
Democratic candidate for State Auditor,
who has been posing as Scandinavian
and about whom Erwin, the criminal
lawyer, said when he was put on the Alh-
ance ticket-"the Scandinavian vote ID
fixed now; we don't need to monkey
with them any MORE" turns out to be a
German. A Fillmore county Scandina-
Wan has been looking mp Bierman's ge-
nealogy and as result of his investiga-
ton, he declares that, though Mr.. Bier
man was, by one of those accidents
which he had no power to control, born
in Norway, his father and mother both
happened to be Germans, and that,
while they were temporarily living in
Norway Mr.. Bierman was born, to come
to America some years later as repre-
sentative descendant from Odin and
Thor. Ifthis is the case, and the gem
tleman in question says that the records
will substantiate the assertion, the DEM
ocratic ticket has no Norwegian repre-
sentative's name upon it. While it does
not happen to be any discredit to Mr..
Bierman to be born of honest German
parents, 1t viii prevent him from pos
ing as the representative OF Minnesota
Norwegians.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03

THE failure OF many lstter-writers to
properly address mail matter intended
for delivery at Offices in North and
South Dakota. is causing delay and in
convenience to the service. 1t is just
1as necessary to write North" Dakota
on matter intended for Bismarck or
South Dakota on that intended for
Pierre, DIS 1t is to write the State "Wis-
consin" on mail matter intended for
Madison. If the writer will remember
to put an. D." or "S. D." as the case
may be, on the address, it will obviate
much annoyance and delay in the deliv-
cry of mail
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03
Small Compensation
[Minneanolia Iournal.l


The man lived in Vermont and the
woman in Minneapolis. He sent her
$3.50 to pay for her wedding outfit and
expenses to Vermont, where they were
to be married. She spent the money
and then married Minnesota man.
The Tilted Vermonter sued for damages
and the court said she must refund on
the ground that she obtained the money
under false pretenses. On purely
technical point of law the finding is I'M
doubtedly correct. But should it not be
considered that $3.50 is mighty small
compensation for exchanging the glori-
GUS climate of Minnesota for the bleak,
stony hillsides of Vermont
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03
-
EUROPE IN DANGER.

The Partisan "Pair" published the
following under the above heading.
After speaking of the immense armies
which threaten to ruin all nations of the
old country, it says: america is the
enemy with which we must Immediate
ly cope ii We would wish to ward of en-
tire destruction. That is the mutual
enemy against whom we must unite If
we do not wish the power of the world
transplanted to the new continent.
America wages no war on account of a
few feet of land or pile of stone built
up as fortifcations-not even to protect
the honor of its flag and therefore much
less out of political machination or hys
terical sympathy. 1t wages no war with
weapons-that is not for the present at
least 1t does not attack the nations,
but that by which they live. Very
modestly and quietly it goes to work in
the lowest domains. 1t does its work
with the tariff While We Europeans
are looking for the most deadly shot
and shell to destroy each other at dis
lance she very quickly brings her armor
to bear on all OF us and wounds US
through the heart with a tariff. bill
which in reality is an embargo on Eu-
rupean exports. Already the factory
at Lyons has uttered cry of rage which
the whole world has heard and already
the leaders of Partisan commerce see
the time when the manufacturers will
be compelled to close their shops. The
American Union has plan which really
is very simple. She first closes the
American market and when with her
immense resources she has sufficiently
developed her industries she will take
the markets of the world. She will be-
come Freetrader on the day when she
does not have to fear competition. That
is the programme. There lies the dan
ger. If Europe is not entirely insane.
Europe will consider herself warned
and Will make arrangements to secure
her own safety. 1t is high time y
This wall of woe. coming as it does
from those who would tear down Ameri-
can industries should besuficient warn
ing for the United States to maintain
her owr safety. Our tariff laws are a
source of great annoyance to European
countries, but they are what has brought
American labor to standard unknown
where free trade exists.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03
A Safe Investment.

Is one which is guaranteed to bring
you satisfactory results, or in case of fall
ure return of purchase price. On this
safe plan you can buy from our adver-
tised druggist bottle of DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption. It is guar
anteed to bring relief in every case,
when used for any affection of Throat,
Lungs or Chest, such as Consumption,
Inflammation of Lungs, Bronchitis,
Asthma, Whooping Cough, Group, etc..
etc. 1t is pleasant and agreeable*to
dep se RsdIi soo sa T an so e1 s ss
r. Jones' drug store.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03

EVIDENCE too plain for contradiction
is being daily gathered that secret
combination has been made between
some of the leaders of the Farmers Al
lance and the Democratic State central
committee whereby the Democrats can
get aid for their state ticket in return
for promised assistance for some of the
Alliance candidates for minor positions.
One proof is given in the substitution of
Biermann's name on the Alliance ticket
for Rahilly, another in the attempt Of
the Democratic State central committee
to force Wilkinson off TO make room for
Baker, and now it develops that efforts
are being made to force Weisenber, Al
lance candidate for Secretary of State,
to withdraw, that Lindholm, the Demo-
cratic candidate for the same place,
may have the united support of both
these party organizations. Surely the
Alliance farmers, those who are expect
ed to furnish the votes and know moth
ing of the treachery being practiced by
their trusted leaders, must feel proud of
the condition of things! Tom Wilson.
the railroad candidate for governor. is
behind all these schemes, for he well
knows that his only hope for an cleo.
ton lies in leading away from the Re-
publican ticket all the votes he possibly
can, and every Democrat he can get en-
dorsed on the Alliance ticket strength
ems his candidacy just so much. Itlooks
nightly as though the farmers will not
swallow this kind of medicine when the
ingredients are made known to them.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03

THE Nicollet county Democrats held
their convention at St. Peter Saturday
and nominated II. G. Randall for Sena-
tor. Mr.. Randall had previously been
nominatedhy the Alliance. and his en-
dorsement by the Democrats gives him
q fighting chance. c, r. Davis sill have
his hands full to beat his granger oppn-
nent, for he viii get a big vote in North
Mankato and Belgrade, where party
lines will give way to personal POPULAR
ty. Randall is well liked wherever
known.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1890-10-03

The Republican convention of the
forty-sixth Senatorial district had 4 long
siege in trying to make nomination,
finally selecting Hon. ]. c. Flynn of
Little Falls on the 185th ballot. Flynn
started in with six votes and showed his
rising qualities by getting there after a
two DAYS race. And he will show up in
the election with the same pluck and
success.