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SWAPPING MADE LUCRATIVE.
Born Traders Benefited BY "The Even.
ing World Exchange
Story OF Dominic Browns "Provi-
DENTAL" Jersey Horse Trades.

Persons with n wcnkncss for swapping.
Exchange Column, say that IL works like
IA Ierfcct charm.
H. .act. II one who has vn,cl cd its
chang nc phases from Gny to day needs
lao other proof Of it, efficiency as a medium
ior cnccting trades II the most varied de
script'ors. and the fact that no COM
plants have reached the Office shows that
in every case 10th parties have been per-
fcctly sat SIZED with tie Transaction.
In the old times, before TnE EvrNtSa
WoFLp started its exchange ,olumn. tins
hind Of swapping wns extremely difficult,
for peol le who had things they wanted 10
trade of had 10 hustle around aud do n
large rnount Of iertonal cnnvnssing
among thor friends and url dhintnnces
before they could find amy who was
also On the lookout FOR the Same SOFT Of n
deal.
this wasted n great lcal Of valuable
tine Rnd 'n'tsy, n after such n search.
" thu parties finally could not agree upon
n trade, tie wear and tear Of ill-dire,tod
energies was aggravated 10y The rnin Of
disDpro ntmcnt; so that nlto. ether tho
old way of doing things was very unsatis-
factory. and Quly thoRo who were specially
iuod by natural disposi ion or teinpera-
lncnt Ct uld stand the worries aud tiibula
tons ~ such MI existence.
1HE EvINl>G WORLD. however, Inns
changed Nil this. nnd now the cnly. thing
ncce. stry to hrin. the suhJcct.mntipr of
the trade TO the attention of tlous nls OF
eager and %inquiring swaprers. all ready
10 tako advantage ~ an opportunity to
become the owner Of something new, for
which thov would willrng'y exchange one
Of their old belongings. is 90 cents. the
price of insertion III the exchange
column.
= or course there are some people who
will swap. and swap snrces'fully. under
the old system, but they ure few and far
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out . reinforcement at once, so that they
might make . thorough search Of the rains
and prevent escape from II, &c himself
and his comrades. leaving their horses, vent
on foot up the nullAh, so hat ALEX and
Jack could not see them.
The sun was setting as Gulab came back
to the hiding-plEee. He had been longer
than he intended. but had at last succeeded
in getting two shAWls such as village women
wear over their heads, two pettieoAts, and
tEo pairs Of shoes. He proposed that Aliek
and Jack should wear these and enter Delhi
as native women. while he would discard his
uniform and walk with them in a dhou IA
piece Of cloth wrapped round the legs and
loins, The ordinary dress Of a ~villagerA. II
wa rot necessary, however. TO assume the
diszuiso Immediately; thrT UoHld wait for
dark lefore stirring hom their retr, at,
Meauwh!e le PrOpn.ea that they -lnahi
maks o neal On sowe Uh.ggii-cS. a. unlsEy-
uard Sltst-n bread s. Cr'ied. sui 'riuh
scmc m'lt Nbira BE lsI hruixtrsith him
ir a1 var.lcl Netsr'. -Erg drank ute mix.
faF itSy were very thjrsts; snd although ne
'htlG"stS were not VeTr tsuEtinE, they
Eues Ihs necessity Of satius to kesp uP their
stTelglh.
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tice, and never once did he fail to come
back with q team " horses. although he
never started ont with inOre than one.
Tint lac was an Invtttrs q horse-trader
everybody Knew. hut in all tlese years OF
successful dealings in hu-re flesh ana
husgies not a single nct of his had been
discovered which could he regarded as
Lnderhn1d or dishonest.
In fact. his reputation for veracity and
straigbtforwardnesS in all his dealings
was beyond reproach, and his phenomenal
luck III his lusinass TRANSACTIONS came TO
he generally regarded rs "a visible mani
Hesitation uf Divine Providence in favor
If his horeSt and hardworkitg servant.
One uf his deacous, who WINS onicihin
Of n horso.trndcr himself, took this view OF
case.
can see very we'll" lie sail, "how
Domino Br, VII might go Of for n little
trin iLtn South Jersey and make an i'm.
provemcnt in his travelling gear. But
whnt sticks ne is. how in the name of
JChoslWphat he can manage 60 trade of
me hor.c for two. That's something no
Other Living man l ever heard OF was able
to do.
Tho Lord is on the side of the
righteous, and ! know Dominic Brown is
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HOW HE STARTED OUT.

between, and now that the facilities for
accomplishing such transactions have
been 81 greatly improved by the dev CO
originated Icy THI EVENING WORLD. this
species Of swap ers is gradually becoming
extinct.
One OF the most successful Of
the old school Of whom the records fur
! ISL my account was an ugsd and veneer
able Baptist preacher, who formerly pre-
sided over n rural congregation in the
neiGhborhood of Sandstone, n. j.
There was a mystery about his dealings,
which were always crowned with tho most
brilliant success, that raised him TO the
highest pinI hcle Of admiration in tho eyes
Uf his Pensioners.
Every Summer. when he was given his
vacation. instead Of gong OF 10 n fashion
ab e watering place with his family. or
taking a trip 20 EuropC M the great ma
iori'y OF modern clergyman are wont 10
do, be would Simply take The most dilapi-
dated lugGv in his harm. hitch 60 il tho
worst.lOok. ug old neg lie had. for no WIS
u iapsier Of hor, eficsh in his wny and
KEEP, two or three animals in his stable all
the time, and would star: out for the
wilds Of Southern jersey.
lie would stny away perhaps for two
weeks. but his practitioners always Ensw
that he would retnrn to the Nillsge with a
hnndS6me span ~ new horses ind a rig
that wcu d beat anything In the neislbor-
hood IN lis appearance.
For twenty years lac followed this prnc-
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FIGURING ENGLISH CAPITAL.
Statistical Reports OF the Sources
and Extent of British Wealth.

Statistical Reports OF the Sources
and Extent of British Wealth.
At a meeting Of the Royal Statistical
Society. says the London Standard, Mr..
Robert GifTen read n paper on nccumula-
ton of capital in the United Kingdom in
1855.
Following the classification of tho in
come-tnx returns. he said he found the
approximate amount of capital in 1885 to
have been l0,037 millions sterling. which
is about 1875 times the amount OF the
National debt.
Land constituted about one-sixth of tho
whole, and ut % year, purchase showed
n capital of 1861 millions. Houses repre-
sentcd nearly ono-hith of the total, or
!, 92T millions, yielding on income of
12S millions.
Houses were thus more important thRn
lands. which had pre-emlnence ten years
before.
The next itcm-farmers' profits wa
E65, 233. O0l. which was substantially the
same as the income from lands and, at
eight years purchase, reprase ntcd a capt.
tRi of E522. 600. 900.
Public funds. emitting tho National
debt, We're taken at EST, O0O. 900. with an
income OF E2l 100000. Foreign invest
ments, which escape taxation, were rerk-
oned ut $500, 40, 900, with al income OF
600, coo. 900.
OF the total estimate of f10, 900, 0O) 900
rs the pro- erty OF the United kingdom.
nearly IS. 3 o. COZ, 600 was regarded a. in
como-y,e!dipg the correspond NJ income
being about 1852, O00, 600.
Compared with the previous two ten
yearly periods. Mr.. GiHen found an in
crease CT l.4s9 millions. or 17l5 per cent.
pom 1875; while tie figures of that year
were an increase of 20 per cent. upon 1865.
Coming to details. 1855 showed IA re-
duction of the capital in land during tue
ten years of 316 millions. or over 10 per
cent. The increase in the decade of cap
ial i'll houses had been J07 millions. or
nearly 81 per cent. the greater part of
which took place in the first half of the
de- ade.
The decrease in farmers profits CORE
sponded to that of the item Of lands. and
was from 667 20 522 millions, or between
90 and IS per cent.
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them, aud they moved on more cheerfutly.
That cloud. too, was a good omen.
''snrely, " they thought, ''if God saved Us
from discovery then, he will save US the
next time AID then AIck thought Of the
words his good mother had said 70 him be-
fore starting for India; "Alick. my son.
you SO 70 danger We know not of. but God
is VITA you, He has work for you Of some
kind; and Theu you have done that work
God will take you-rot before. unless you
ate wandering far from the paths he would
haY5 you tread. Alick thought OF her
words, though till o they had almost been
forgotten; and thea lie determined that the
life which God had preserved 70 often thAt
day be would use ~ far as he could in d
ways that God chose for him.
SLOWLY The miles passed by till they cana
T. TIE saLuyh ia which Hosein's hou lay.
and now theE had 10 pass by many persons.
for Tcw we're asleep tbatuigEt. Atlast GulAb
sgw nuscil at the corner of the street lead
Ing to hi, horse. He touched him and said.
IT is I-Gulal. Not till then had HOssin
recognized lis hioBds in the baTe-legged
vllagvr aud the tSo women; but o going
before them lac led tie way 10 his house.
wsirh he entered. In a few hurried words
he explained what lie bad done. After ieAv-
ina the ponies he rode By villase lanes 10
b town beside the Kutab pillar. Here
Nv u lis cousin, and he told him his taas.
for he Trusted IN him like a brother.
Tie cousin rut Monarch iuto q stable and
then drove Hosea ~ a hullock-eATt 10 his
Lo.,e in Delhi. They reached Ihis 0 q
after dnsk. and only two hours before his
masters arrival. Hosein's mother, wife
and family hal been driven out 10 the
Kutab. 50 as to leave the house free and
erpty. Il vantel but an hour to sunrise.
ard Jack aud AlIck lay down TO rest And
tnoa5A they were full IN danger, Tst
,o4n. tLrou-h fatigue, they dropsd
iu.u a restless. tyGnllti siesp, IN which
d,-.rIate ride u The morning.
IA.truu through lie ruins. those hreAthlese
moments - tue herseuen rode ~, Al
llrn4Lrd together and mixed through UelR
dreams, While IN ALckb his mothers voie4
toe. kept ringing. Ny son, ooa u "a
(To d o0AtfAssGl
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with Jacks hand in his, which he pressed.
Then stillaess. hardly n breath drawn as
they saw down the road a troop OF cavalry
coming. laughing and talking OF the men
they had murdered that morning. How ter
ribiy clear came their voice. in the sti!l
NIGHT! Not a hundred yards on II was
only a question Of seconds f! Death seemed
very near In thoss lads as they lay in the
shade. FOR how should they escape being
seen ulen Ih,y themselves could sec so dis
iiucliy. Ash then. at thar moment, inst
| When hey seemed 10 be nu tho point OF dis
eoyery. a wonderful tpins happened. The
Logs thought ~ a miracle. aud ever since
have rcEroA lod-ed she omuiprescnt hand OF
a G,d thai loved iLou1. Tor when the
troopers were already 20 close, a sma | cloud
| raised over the face Of tie mbou-s small
Cloud IN thrt ~ya!or'css a'moCphcre F! II was
| not dcuse. bl- iUst eunu-h FOR a short tins
TO cast o gloom over the earth and - cover
tho grlrrl with "a shadow. II attract the
Iiltrt attention. One cr'ed aloUi % tho
ctL-r.. "H.u r.ddrr!y tIr moon has been
c.Sadsd lhe grulu Has INT for a lev
mnneu'.. II roe Ak.s fhc last h"rsenlan
was hsri!y IA { thu hii'-r, hut n hs cast a
,haaoE over tlrm So ihCy IA ddistracta /
the attention u the sol..er- inst at The
critical moment
Its the hand o! God, Jack, said Aics.
rtvrT,3'iy.
Fut lack hsd fsiuteI. Tho suspense Of
no r 'ss SA'ul ninm-pt had hsel mach
for him. t.ei a. hc was. lho' coTbl do
nothing but Fan hiin Hud At last he re
cbyesel-Iaycd at mrs.. ant unconscious
aud 81 en- csue q snd irn burst Of crylny,
Crg 3 from shoe NERVOUSNESS. Me-, ave.
ari strong m-''. IL ~ . state Of e-taastiou
tn az bruU hl face tu fEe= with a DANGER,
or comet u r,rn a hi d. or shock. vii,
Uh,l ID, r.a;'uu Com,-, sob and Cry like
iufsu-.
Iullltr c.p!1 MT dra rny r,u-cr, The
war, trrf,s o. Delhi hsl'n b coH'invel
$500. Iuat,eF, ay cauc IN a We, and by
chance a lsath,ru buclrt With rs iope lay
besid H. Gulsb drew water for himself
and the othcrs. They drnuk, aud batGed
their heads aud their feet Il refreshed
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> These men rode back slowly. and soon
they saw the tracks leading round the cor
ner; they traced these mp the nuliah 10 The
point where they again left il and were lost
on the high road. They then waited till
their comrades arrived a short time after.
Then, when the Others had arrived, with
horses very tired, but refreshed after their
rest, il was determined TO follow the road
towards Delhi. When. however. they reached
tie walled village a counle OF miles ON their
way back. they heard that no EnGlishmsn
had passed that way, but that a man from a
~neighboring village crossing the country
had noticed two Englishmen aud native
get out Of the nullEh. walk along The
road some hundred yards. and then
strife back to the nullah again, when
they entered aud ]Gisappcnrei. He had
tAksn no farther pu:ice Of then. for. iEno-
rant OF the r'-:pg o. TIE native soldiers, he
never %suspecteu that ibcy were iusis N-s.
The leafer IT tie 'l0Ers I'll orcltgw hat
the inttpuiul OF Cu.sH va p, rad tne
hshmzu into tue mis- Ehtrv tlty EiEht
lie IN safe hidiHs iI n'yttr-l,; le A. cg,iure
rent two Of hls r-sn !n;, IciLi 10 isr"Ft Ia
their comrades HAT AAcS sId Jacg sers ia
tie ruined city. aud tn. Lly were to send
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lance. Cr!ab had lot his. bit. d]cvtcrousiy
sttpping 10 81 @ eide. he lvoiGtl tie pOlLt,
and lrawin: his word. which hing hy hu-
ri!c. hc struck him heavily, and the IIaI
fell, wien DALAI. quickly gatiorirs to
EurIlruIs tngy: or, rolled thrrn into . ban
de ana ha~'ly r'idi = tliei aulJstk.
Thy assumed n cir dIsEU.fcs, aud then
left tie uila IN a direction opPos. Re "a
Dt!hi, I'm, alto a i'..r ru.roi Nloag a road
10 the night, which led them, n:Icr ave
Inilr 20 H. EDcr,t sltc Of pcIhi, eleven
mllc from the pc. tut city. vi ere for c.-Li
hundred years ihc famous Eutah Niuar las
b,cn d w,uder ui travellers aud one Of tic
most fsu-nu, siElts ~ india.
They approached it Is the IrOon ro-C. and,
passirg c,o,c beneath It,, the gr,,t pillar.
go fet; hiSi', aud licniv carved tiIun-h-
out ~ i'u-In, uruU-ht a s9l Icf c, rn To-
tie mind 1T Alex. IL hsl Iruhahiy ben
crectol ~ "a s!mlo. oil Nahowet "a iulo
over the Touatrr 10 their crugrc eat
hurdrr! year, ls lore. N0p!h 70 tlgu roe
that rise i4bI lrl agdtloTr.IirE Hr.srp
n OF India? 1hnsc sd thoughts p2s,t
thTuuEh d., Hlu. lrt d.d rot tgEIs Z
l"uE, 10y b. Has ttTcl Hui weary; AMI. b.
s.ics, Sulau bel ius stod, as the mcon ra-,,
ttat trev rinfuiE tste On n or boot which
tltE Lad worn A.. tlcu, g.i o c the Ial-
~ IuGisn slipper that le WAS CARRYING Tor
them. I!c-r uCr ,o1ll Iasulr leo 0g
the ? feet. Inns ties wee force! lo rlJ..e
forNGTI a. best thcv cnI a, getting NOR,
and NOTE f]HuirurC ruiruy,wtwtal.r. Nor
wa- tl.- thr.rurI discomfort. I.r haW.I
vhirh they Lad 10 !,eP Owe. La.r head ..
suu ready a. drew aaNu over Eherr iaco-,
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They had just finished their meal vic
Gulab gave an oxelamationth at caused Alic!
and Jack To look mp quickly.
They are fegrching the rufus! Follow
me quickly
He sTraug ont Of ono Of the Window OF
the room they lai occupied. snl, sheltered
bv a wall, lau quickly, followed by Jnci and
Alick. II Mas true. The sHwsr. had an
proarhod the ruined city, ard by n]ot,cin-
the place where the fugitive had left the
nullah, had guessed the part of tire rrii-
they had gone 10 for hiding. Tut ~cleycrly
they judged That a watch Won!d lee lept on
this side, and %. after making a cousidcEa-
bic tf'oiT. they hal entered the RUNS in a
long line at point behind INC place of CON
cealnfut. Unfortunately, when sprinGins
after GulAb, Alex displEcei a large stone,
and a loud shout showed they were seer.
keep after met said Gulab. and then
winding through laues amidst tho rubbish
LIE ran swiftly down through tho centre Of
the THiRs, inelinine towards the right.
Happily the sun had noW set fome tiWe.
and the dRrkpsss ives qniclly approaching.
They had, too, a long lead, anil soon. IS il
grew darker, they got ont Of tight 81 theiI
pursueTs. lut Gulab held on IN a rira.7ht
line, in a direction in which the tNteua
two miles. til al length. wi en- only q QUarte.
OF a mic from III Mall. lG doailtd - the
left; aud soon, by iLe sl,its Of their Irf-
Suers - they lsn. tNCy iuInt that they hal
bfen pEssel. They then n0,t!y ~ ar,l
their tteps, for tie d;sguiscs hs5 unforru-
RAtsly f+en abandoned ia their Aight, aud
these InuEt H. TsgRI,ed az all cost. CplaB
came towards the ~hidiug-rIsrs rrHIa tus
right. aud WhCp vithia a f,s hgn'reiyaras
Of II Ao told AtcE aud Jack - aa.: "a a. a
small doorway Jhat H. tirirgh the NF1 Geo.
TIE nil,n courfry. he t,su wrrt aN1fl,
the d. ug-u!ac De-. a q &c Approach. hr
was 'tsruri by ~ vr'y't,trl ,r-ii-Hv.
arH J., ~ q g "i ME Ga-n canaan. h
kttN aur- 90 hr.,5. pL
,GiaL Aussri-l 80 rES, ''1usv have
efcaT,d fraa n. Julnus Dsf, BgaaYan,. I
qGiet'y.
TIE man al rot ~rcc9snizs him tin quito
eose, and thea Tusbee forward Eita n
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POOR HUM

Tho common To- Is one OF sorrow SAY. at least. th'
possimists, they who look al the worst side, Ger
tAinly " hat wolii othsrwis- H. a bright e~Ii,trnoS
Is often shAdosed by soms ailment that oVsrhAnE
IL like a pal, ohscuTinE pcrpstuslly ths radianes
that slse would light the path. such an ailnent.
aud = very common one, "a n-ryoisnes,, OF IN other
words. ~sAknsss Of o. . nervous system. = coadl,ioH
only irrsn ,diAble where ihsfscisnt OF iinpropsr
means are taken TO relieve n. This concurrent 81.
Perienes Of nervous people who have pcrsistsntly
us,d HnststteT's stomEci BittsTs is. that 1t con.
quSrs entirely supsrsensitirenrss Of the nerves. a.
sell az ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS are invited and
sustained ty thor ehronie weakness. As the
nerves Rriu stamina irpn tire great tonic tine
troubl, Z iApnsNG Irr the bittsIE for VA alAliA,
rheumatism, bIlioasness and kidney TROUBLES.
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He Marrlod His Ghost.

Once l was walking to a friends house
about four miles frnn tie city. The road
WAS very uneven. iu somo places cutting
through woods and high hills and in others
through fields. The nIGht was cloudy aud
very dark.
About lalf- way in the tourney / came to
cross n little fnot-bridG. over a small brook.
! rudd-ulv heard a sliC Int sound of footsteps
Lohind nr. | stopped for n moment. and
tie sound stopped al.o.
kept on walking and heard the same thing
again. who j. there ." / shouted at the
top of my voice, aud waited for an answer.
- Oh. II IL ]. sir. live witt my father in
IL. went to cal tie doctor in the
neiGhhnrin2 town aud. returning home, |
lost my road. Would you please be my
I.sco[t home and my father will be very
BY the long / knew that the speaker was
not a ghost, but n young lady. l did as she
requested. and was invited to the house
again. Needless TO say. We were married
on a very short acquaintance and lived hap
ply for over eight year,. IKE LANpY.
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SPOOEs DOFF THEIR SHROUDS.
Supernatural Sights Seen BY Super
stitlOuS Spectators
Ghostiy Tales Related by Readers Of
"The Evening World"
Conditions.

A coiden double eagle tCfH Be otren 20 the
person ,oho sends IN the best ghost story 70
THE EVENING WORLD. Personal experiences
should FORM the foundation or the sto, tes.
They should be addressed To the Ghost
Editor" houid be toritten on only one side
or the paper, ana should IN no case contain
orer 200 cords. TIE name md address Of
the Uritcr Is required, but toti not BE- pub
iished U a requeS { to that eject accompanies
the letter,
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Found Who the Ghost was.

Opposite the residence Of one OF my
friends stood a small frame dwelling which
was said to DO haunted. One day while Of
my friends house / resolved to sleep at least
one night In the haunted house. y
went to the house that night, and carried
with me a mattress, blankets and a revolver.
At parting | said: III 1 need help / will fire
my revolver ont OF tho window"
At IL o'clock / retired 10 my couch with a
book and n lamp, and by midnight | read
myself asleep. What awakened me | do not
know, but | suddenly Fat up in bed with a
sense OF great discomfort upon me. Ny
lamp was bur ming, my book was where / left
it, but l had 4 feeling that some one was in
the room. / started 10 my feet.
had not undreEsed, and, holding my re-
volver in my hand, | looked around me. /
saw nothing, but / heard n queer sound. /
began to feol neryou Hooked all over the
house for tho ghost which i supposed made
the noise, but no trace OF anything could be
found.
Ireturned to my room and lay down. and
the bedclotbes were drawn entirely off me
and thrown into the corner OF the room. and
upon them lay a man.
He was q rough-looking man, dressed
r~aggedly. His feet were bare. his eyes open
and turned upon me. so you're the
ghost. / said. Come, You shall have my
bed for the rest. of, the night, and tell me
what your name is ?"
The rufian. seeing that / found him ont,
said that. he was one OF, a gang OF thieves
who used the haunted house"
From that tlmo the house was not haunted
by ghosts. LAURA b.
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Shot q Cons for a Ghcst.

was awakened one night by a messenger
telling me that NY cousin was very i'll. and
that fhnuld come ut once. ] dressed MS
rapidly as possible aud started for Cold
Spring. two miles distant. On the way |
began to have an idea that / was being fol-
lowed, and looking back law n large white
ohject in he grass. ! began TO feel each and
every hair stand on end.
suddenly came TO Il part in the woods
where something large and black was lying
across my path, which | thought was n coffin.
AT the same time ] heard n slight noise at
my feet and there was the same white object.
Frenzied with fear, hurriedly drew my
hurried on.
The next morning on my wal back home I
came 70 the spot OF my experience of the
night before, when, behold! there lay my
net billy goat with n bullet In his b ain. and
that which | took for 4 coffin was the trunk
Of q tree cut short. NAMRRH LU:E.
small size, small Dose, small Priees
Strong pc.nts IN favor Of CATter's Little Liver Pilla.s
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Tho Way to Get There.

jack Sprinter-l avn dead 10 earnest. Mr..
Downes. The fact is. i AIN heels over head
in love with yomr daughter.
Mari, noHnes-WeD, you athletes seem 10
have the QuCrr,.t notIUnr. What the
teuEc III turning Hniatory EOJucrsaults +.
leCanse you luVo my daughter that way, do
yoa think yOu can, aH II were. laLLsprlI e
into my affections?
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The Supply of Parents.

Lucy aged eleven, who is roa ling 4 paior
1t j. perfectly dreadful!
Father-What's dicaGful, Lucy:
Lucy-AnOther taithle.s wife. the mother
Of six children. nin On with u married man,
I MS don't stop pretty sUcn there Will not
be aEy parents left.
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mn honest and God.fcnring man. SO. per-
hap. by putting this and that together
We may be able 10 cuu for the
miracle"
Dominic Brown is uend aud gone now
many n year. Int the fame of his wonder
full horse trades still remains FIRE sh in the
memoir of many of his Old parishiouers,
and u will be handed down to future
generations of Jerseymen uudimmed by
the Yiclssltudea of passing yenrs.
The evening world., 1890-01-09
Asking Too Much.
from IeLos siJrn0s !

Rom IeLds SyiiHgs
Manager-I shall expect You TO play Der
dcmona next week.
Actress-Whnt! DesdCmona next week.
with this griTpe9 Novah!
And why net. pray 80
Imagine OtheilU rsvinG over my ligcless
body. andin the most imuassioncd moment
TO have DesdemonR give a loud double
speeZe. NeyEh!
The evening world., 1890-01-09
The Baby 5 Hair.

TTTVW VWTIF.
Little Joshua was asked on the arrival of
n new member of the family which Lo would
prefer. a little brother ur n sister. to which
he replied. ia rather have an cxrrcsa-
wagon" cpou being aiken To- see the infant
he. exclaimed: .'Oh. mamma, dat fellow q
hair was tut wild n tGttiu -mRchiue -
The evening world., 1890-01-09
The Proper Tariff.

sccnc-Fif,h Avenue and Ninth street.
Tine-4 ~. rainiugl.
English Tourist to cabmanl-I say. cRhbv,
how much will you charge To- drive mo t. the
brunswick.
,Hhmnn-Fuur dollar.
.J.nglirh Tour.st-lou dollars ! | thought
the rate was OILY u dollar M hour.
Cabmau-Ihat's right. but I've uccn watt
ing tor Il fare since midnisht.