Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-10-04
PuNoENT PARAGRAPHS.


.-Giles-"What does Brown do with
all tho money he makes in that
scheme?" Merritt--"Loses it in an
other scheme. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
The Qualification. First Tradesman
-"Is he gentleman" Second Trades
man-"Well, suppose so. He doesn't
pay his debts until you make him do
."-Munsey's Weekly.
Contributor - "I have an article
here concerning the benefits of advertise
ing, which L" Editor (eagerly)-
Eyes, sir we'll examine it with pleas
ure.'-Yaukee Blade.
1--WE have decided that baby looks
like Uncle Joseph" said the happy
mamma. "Why, Joseph Harris is as
ugly as mud fence" Eyes, but ne is
worth 50, 900, OOo."- Y. Sun.
Particular Citizen-"These new red
stamps are not as adhesive as they
pught to be-" Postal Oficial-"I guess
you never tried carrying a sheetof them
in your pocket on hot day."-N. Y.
Weekly.
-She-"George, dear, what do you
think our happiness is chiefly depend
ent upon?" He las his arm steals about
her willowy waist)-"Upon our sur
roundings, sweet" - Burlington Free
Press.
I'll suppose, Somberlin, that you
often entertain your friends by reading
your jokes to them" "Friends? Alas,
I have none. They all left me when I
took to writing jokes. Yankee Blade.
Mrs. Larkin (reading)-"Mrs. Nc
Gill, of Salt Lake City, found S5 gold
piece in tho crop of a chicken she was
dressing for dinner" Larllin-"Now
look out for an English syndicate to buy
up all the chickens in the country."-
n. Y. Sun.
We notice that the number Of
female cashiers in large establishments
is greatly on the increase. We suppose
the explanation of this is that they are
either moro honest than men. or else
they can't run so fast.-Ram's Horn.
New Assistant-''Wot fer We always
give that there woman full weightP"
Iceman-"Cause she amt respectable"
Assistant-"Eh!" Iceman-"She's one
o. tn low down kind that 'ud grab up a
: light weight lump an run right out
inter TIL public street, an make US
weigh it over agin." News,
-Loiterer (at railway station)-"Why
does that boy set up yell every time a
locomotive whistle blows?" Small Boy
7 --"He's tryin' ter see if he's got voice
: enough to drown tn noise of tn en-
CINE" Loiterer-"What for?" SMALL
Boy-"He wants ter find out if he's
adapted fer selling papers."-N. Y.
Weekly.
--He-"How have you been enjoying
yourself, Miss Esmerelda?" She-"I
have never enjoyed myself so much as at
this very moment 1t is so delightful to
be alone, absolutely alone, in perfect
solitude by the seaside" N. Bile
mentioned this little conversation to his
friends, and now they call him Perfect
Solitude.-Texas Siftings.
-"But, Tom, dear, where is the big
trout you said you caught?" "Oh! that
one Why-yes, of course we'll, took
that trout, and it looked so good
cooked it and ate it on the spot. And
speaking of eating, Maude, wish you'd
hurry up that dinner. / haven't had a
mouthful all day." And then Maude for
the first time doubted her husbands
veracity. --Harper's Bazar.
The following advertisement il
taken from the Liverpool Daily Post:
WILL THE LADY WEARING SPECTA
Ia w Giles, who, on Thursday evening. the 7tf
le phaeton. s .0 with groom room behind along Halewoot
Road and INJURED A VALUABLE SADDLE
HORSE by not taking her side Of the rood
q kindly GET BETTER PAlR 0s GLASsEs l,,
ventures out again.