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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-05-31
In DRAWING OF MARCH II. 1870.

III DRAWING OF MARCH II. 1890.
c. G. Conroy. - Ashland ST.. Maiden. $1,000,
Franklin Bank Baltimore. Md. $3.50. 1900
II. Hudson a II. Knots. care CD. Kenny.
go So. Gay 81. Baltimore. Nd. ... o.. l5rD
\ dcpositor Sew Orleans National Bank l5OD
Miss Carrie Bell. Willis, TeN............ l5,OO
Charlotte Hedge, 32 Second St, san
francisco. Cal. ............ ...-...... lo.UuO
ion. cal 1900
Geo NJ Green Boston. Mass............ l5OcD
ChaS. II. Johnson. lG Sudbury ST., BoS- 800,
ton. Mass. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. .......+.... l3Ub
Albert Weiss. Galveston. TcX........... 1900
Joseph Goodman, care \. Sncllenberg
Co.. Philadelphia. Pa...........-...... l1.OcO
J.S.Amau, 2gl2 Thompson St. Phila.. Pa. l5OO
" Coudinrlv 9g5l Fairhill ST .Phila.. Pa i5OD
j. r. Barrows. Mount Carbon, W. Va. 300
Kara Mathilda karSon. Edgar. Ncb.... 5OD
W p. Brandon. Clifford Pa.............. 1900
J. c. Prtchard. Buffalo y. Y........... 1000
Memphis City Bank. Memphis Tenn. 5000
First National Bank. Lima, Ohio. ...... 900
Merchants ~ Planters Bank.Grcen
Vile. Miss. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 5Up
Branch Bank of Commerce. Omaha. Neb. 300
\. Notheic lO3 Adams St, jefferson
Sly Ciy Co. EInrcss % Cour, SQUARE
'' nosion Mass 800
Robt. Gregg n G. O. Edmonds. Boston 5000
G.. Phillip, Kalamazoo. Mich. :......:. 'uu
deposition Louisiana National Bank 800,
x
We Wrn ..'...' 5000
II. Heller. 81 Canal St. New York. NY. 300
First National Bank. Tyler. Tex. 800
W. II. +. Able, - Bull St, Savannah, $500
Arthur GR $ pickering. Engine House.
Cleveland. q. ..........,....... 5"-
Island city savings Bank, Galveston, 80,
Tex ............ ..............--. ''V'v
Frank \. Freimuth, 49, Gay ST., Balti- o,o,
4
Mn no'T Pause use As Exchange place. New
I Linz 81 Exchange place. New York. $50
Through First National Bank Nicks-
burg. Miss. ............ ...,.-.:.... -
r. IulT Box 1910 West Chester, Pa. ESQ
John Bybec. Topeka. kaS....... ......: ".5t
/ 4 Depositor. New Orleans National
Bank .......... ..-.....-...-. SJJu
National Bank Of Commerce, Kansas 40,
Merchants S National Bank. Vicksburg,
Vim. Jones, 5SS L. Main St. Columbus
Ohio. ..........-... .....-.....-.-.- -
VIM. Fox No. Wellington. b. c. Canada. ~
/ Arthur Holston. South Bend. Ind 800. -
| Vim. VI. Burnop. Londonyile, y. l..... -
/ II. b. Royad. WaycrosS. Ga.........--.. l,%s
L. OneSime Beaubien. IS ST. Francois
ST. Quebec, Canada ...............:... -
/ Il d. Kennedy J05 Court ST. Beatrice, Neb. l-2s
| \ correspondent through Louisiana Ma
| tional Bank. New Orleans. La. Is
Albert Backman, Post and Market SIS,
san Francisco. Cal..-.-.......-...... l-<s
Fisch Il GreineSen. ne Centre ST.. New
York y. N...................--. -
Tacoma National Bank. Tacoma, Wash. -
| L. L. Levin. New York. y. N.........-.. 10,
/ German Bank, Memphis, Tenn -
/ ]. II. Scott GAINESVILLE. Ohio ...;....... -
Thomas Cuddy, care d. Crawford X Co,
St Louis, OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES -
First National Bank, Denver Colo. l'SS'
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STEAMER BELLAIRE.
nc n ELM GROVE

Leave Wheeling Daily Trip City Time-6.45,
s2l lO.OOaud % As am, 200. 400, 500 p. M.
leave Wheeling sundays. City rime-S-OO, 10
and 10 ID. no., POO 400 and GOO p. u.
WHEELING Il ELM GROVE
w RAILROAD. On and after Wednesday,
MAY lith. lSU. trains ON the Wheeling and
Eim Grove Railroad viii run as follows:
L.rl. AAL..--n. LOW. EIm Crow.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-05-31

Through tickets aud baggage checked To all
points.
For rates and other information. address
W. J. ROBINSON. 6. =. A., Parkershurg.
A. J. DANDY. 4. 6. =. A.. Parkersburg
i & TOMfINSON Pas AGENT Wheeling IS "a
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-05-31
FINANCE AND TRADE.
Money 5a1O Per Cent.-Governments Dull
and steady-stoeks Lower-Flour Steady
and Tnchanged-Wheat Active.

NV YORK, May a9.-MOney on caII close,
ranging from ) to 10 per cent. last loan at
6 per cent. closed offered at D per cent {;
prime mercantile paper at 5a7 per cent;
Sterling Exchange, was more active and
firm at 49, IaisGl5.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-05-31

For .fM particulars Of tie Grdnd Mammoth
D,'aring Of lime nh, see scheme IN another COT
anu NJ this paper t0-ddy
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-05-31

GOVERNMENTs-DuI anu sItdu!'
Fours, Registered. ...............-...l2
FOurs, Coupons. ........... ;.........il5555.
Fours-and-a-half, Registered. ........ lUSe.
Fours-and-a-half, Coupons. ...........lQ 559
Pacific Skies of 95....................Ilo
SrATEs-Dull and steady.
Railroads.&c. Comparatively quiet; sales
81, 351 600
Adams Express Isl; American Express,
IFS: Canada Pacific, s. Central Pacific,
Rs: Chesapeake and Ohio, "a; do. first
preferred. Ga: do. second preferred, -
Chicago and Alton. 1871; Chicago, Burning
ton and Quincy, 1913; Delaware and Hud,
son, 10; Delaware, Lackawanna ana
Western, 1851; Denver and mo Granue,
49,; Erie, 2s55i; do. preferred o. fIr.
shore. ll255; Michigan Central, lO';
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-05-31
NHIO RIVER RAILROAD-

~ TIME TABLE TAXING EFFECT NO
vember -. 1872 Passenger trains will run as
follows-Central Time. All trains daily except
those marked thus :. which do not run on Sun
day:
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-05-31

W, 7. y t. DIV TNTUN,
For Pittsburg. $40 and I'D a. M, and SO 3.
m, daily. and 40 p. m, daily, except sunday
and 200 p. m, Sunday only.
Washington Accommodation. $50 p. m, eS-
cept Sunday.
ARRIVE.
From Pittsburg. 1000 O. m. daily, 1870 p. M:
except Sunday, 6:55 and 1910 D. M daily aud
II :5Oa. m, Sunday only.
Washington Accommodation, 7:55 q. M, daily
except Sunday.
CHAS. o. SCULL.
myi0 General Passenger Agent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-05-31


Alfred A. Marcus. l27 Dartmouth St.
tr oi' %ati | Bank. boston Mass. $1,000
'V Mia IN -. I5.oI
First National Bank, Jackson. Tenn. l'"0
W. II. Schcubel. 80 jefferson ST., Phila- $500,
delphia. Pa ...... ..............-...-.,. l''"'
more me- " Md w. ''''' 10y 1900
Mrs Ellen VI. Foote. Danbury. Conn. l5Ut
Farmers, and Traders Bank, Owens o,
boro, ky............ go. - i''Oo'
Island City Savings Bank. Galveston, ga.
TEX. 49,. $500 -, -
North Texas Natl Bank. Dallas. Tex. 30
Jacob Recht. 6S3 Broadway. New losk.. 10
j. Blenderman. 100 West st. New York. 2.5t
s. Markcndorn 80 Eighth Ay., New o,
York ............. .....................-. 30
Castor ~ Castor. Dallas. Tex .......... 2JU
u. II. Davis IL Maiden Lane. New ork 10
4 depositor Germania Savings Bank,
New Orleans, La ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. La
Matte Hinstala Calumet Mich...-..... -
h. j. Dobbs. Plainiield. y. J............. -
Dewitt G.. Mason. 42O y. Front ST.,
Grand Rapids. Mich. ......... ..-..... -
& Iron Nrw York y N.. ....... ~
/ Kru'.r Paterson. \. J.............. l2l
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Leave Wheeling. Leave Elm Grove.
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Depart. Arrive.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
SATURDAY, MAY 81, 1890.
HAS OUR SYMPATHY.

SAN ANTONIO, through the LIGHT,
offers her sincere sympathies to Fort
Worth, and mourns with her the de-
struction Of her beautiful Spring Pal
ace, and the suffering and loss of life
40 -
eondected Herewith; at the sam e
time profoundly thankful, with her,
that of the thousands within the Pal
ace when the alarm was raised only
two or three were fatally injured.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

THE New Orleans Daily Item views
the appropriation OF national treasury
funds for educational purposes in a
somewhat different light from that in
which the usual democratic journal
does. Speaking of Louisiana the Item
says:
THE squelching of the Blair.educa-
tiOnal bill destroys every vestige of
hope that the shame and evil of illit-
eracy will be removed from the state
by national monetary aid. Louisi-
ana's present lack OF common school
facilities are a crime against the ris-
ing generation, as we'll as a disgrace
to modern civilization. VIII a minor
ity of the legislature assume the re-
sponsibility Of continuing this state
of affairs? Will they even deny the
people the right to a voice in passing
upon the only means of IefOrm that is
presented"
Had more southern journals thus
expressed themselves two years age
the plant of the Item would not Eeen
been possible. The prejudices of men
not infrequently become a bar not
alone to their own personal interests
but to the best interests of the state
and nation.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
Electric RIttarS.

This remedy is becoming so well known and
so popular as to need no special mention.
same song of praise.-A purer medicine does
not exist and it ia guaranteed to do all that ia
claimed. Electric Bitters will cure all diseases
of the Liver and Kidneys, will remove PIN
pies. boils, salt rheum and other affections
caused by impure bOod.-Will drive malaria
from the system and prevent as well as cure
all malarial fevers - For cure of headache
constipation and indigestion guile ctric Bit
ters- Entire satisfaction cera nteed, o
money refunded i Price 80 Il and 81 pc
bottle at Oreiss, ThOmpsonCO. nts drug.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
NEW BOOKS.

THE LADIES HOME JOURNAL for
June contains the first part OF Myra's
Mistake, new story by Kate Epson
Clarke. Her One Talent, a short story
by Fay Huntington. Mrs. Mallon's
department of woman's dress opens
in this number, a valuable help to all
women who want hints how to dress
IN the best taste at moderate expense;
Julius Henri Browne discusses Are
Women Careless of Money? Phillida,
and Ascutney Street are continued.
Gardening, Housekeeping, Cookery,
Needlework all have their allotted
space. Ruth Ashmore and Kate
Tannett Woods have their Side Talks
with Girls and Letters to Beth.
Poems, sketches and travellers tales,
illustrated, are all OH the programme
and tor the summer months much
more delightful matter is promised.
Published at 433 Arch street, Philadel-
phia, Curtis Company.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

SAN ANTONIO Is on hunt for cheap
fuel, and there is every reason to be-
lieve that she will find it In George
Dullnig's gas well before that 1000 feet
limit is reached. %~Six hundred feet
gives nearly hundred pound pres
sure to the square inch under approved
tests. With fuel comes manufactur-
ing, until the old city won't know
herself for factories.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

STANLEY is impatient and indig-
nant over the supineness of England
in African colonization. 1t will not
be his fault if he does not stir up
either the government or the capita
lists to some energetic movement
looking to colonization in the Congo
region, and active participation in
the government OF that section.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

AS it the utmost desire to make
the excursion to New Braunfels agree
able, all invited are requested to pro-
cure their tickets as soon as possible.
w. A. Ky pier.
Go to Mrs. Wilson's 90 Alamo
plaza, and buy your millinery at less
than one.h half cost, as I have large
stock of goods and do not wish to
carry over on account of prices. Call
early and secure your choice for ten
days only.
Lumber, shingles, sash, doors,
blinds, mouldings, etc, at lowest
prices. J. f. Martin. Telephone POI.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

THE papers are full of advice to
Blaine as to his proper place, senate
or house, should be again enter con-
gress. James G. B. is great wherever
he decides to exercise his unequalled
gifts of craftsmanship, and has
brains enough to determine for him
self his proper sphere of action.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
A Valuable Remedy.

A letter from 5. P, Wardwel,t Boston, says
81 used Clark Extract of Flax PapilOnp
"Catarrh Cure in June last for HAY Fever
with great satisfaction, and find it the only
thing have seen which would alay, with
"Out irritation, the inflammation of the nos
"trils and throat. Its soothing and healing
properties were marked and immediate"
Large bottle Sl.OO. Clarks Flax Soap is the
latest and best. Try it. p cents Ask for
them at F. kALTEYER'S Drug store. 2.lI.tf.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
a verv Large percenrape.

OF the American people are troubled with a
most annoying. troublesome and disagreeable
complaint called "Catarrh." 1t is not neces-
sary to be so troubled. 1t is demonstrated
hey Ond question that Clarke's Extract of
Flax (PapilliOn) Catarrh Cure Immediately re-
loves and permanently cures Catarrh. A
thorough and fair trial will convince you.
Use Clark's Flax Soap tor the Skin. Ca
tarrh Cure 81. Soap Is cents, at KaIteyer x
Sons drug store. 3l4 " AZ
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
ESTRAY NOTICE.

Taken up:-Onc mouSe-cOored, >orrel
mare mule, branded, Spanish brand on
the left hip. Had on leather collar.
The owner can get same by paying
charges and calling On Il. G. Brad"n, OPP
post" county pOOrhOU>r. ; ~ 3t
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

GEORGE FRANCIS TRAIN-F'irst in
freaks and first in gush, and would
be first in the eyes of his countrymen-
has girdled the world in less than
seventy days, at cost of 500, 900, and
hopes to do it next time in less than
forty-five days or perish in the at
tempt. May he perish.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
THE ACNE eoYs WAIST.

a. Kahn has just Received a news lot2of
Boys Waists Of the above make: the
standard price for that brand is - cents.
We have contracted for large quantity
enabling US to sell them at s. cents each.
We have them in all colOrS and all sizes.
E-0~-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

Ladies wishing the latest styles OF
hats for themselves and children can
find them in handsome lace straw
which is the latest novelty, Ieghorn
hats, black and white, sold regard
less OF cost; also the handsOmest line
Of baby caps in the city, selling at one
half price for 10 cents only. Come
one and all and price our goods be-
fore purchasing elsewhere. No charge
for trimming hats bought from us at
Mrs. Wilson's 227 Alamo plaza.
Grand Opening at Turf Saloon, {
Saturday night, Mayk5ISI. Free conccTi
and fine lunch, commencing at o'clock
Public cordially inted. -
$685. MIKE VOLINO, Proprietor.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

THE Texas SlOckman thinks that if
the San Antonio Fair was to offer
premium for abOrtiOns that Roger
Qrious Mills" would take the blue
ribbon and the first money.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

The placing of that rebel flag in the
hand of the Washington statue in the
state house grounds, at Richmond,
while the state authorities refused to
have it removed; the inordinate glo-
rying in the lost cause; Rossiter's
speech, and all the other foolishnes
that clustered around an event in it.
self meritorious, will cost the demo-
cracy of the border states thousands
of votes this fall where they can be
very lily spared.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.

Cars will leave the corner Of H0us-
ton and Acequia streets over the
Rapid Transit line for West End each
hour from a. m. to p. m. Last
train for tran sient travel for return to
city leaves at p. m. 80, 80 5-2l-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

THE Farmers Alliance folks are
going to give the southern democrats
a world of trouble. The misery has
comm enced in Georgia and Alabama.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

RICHMOND does we'll to honor Gen
eral Robert F. Lee. Richmond does
not do well to dishonOr Gen. George
Washington.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

THE finances of the Argentine Re-
public are in a very demoralized con-
dition, and the English capitalists
who have planted large crops of dol
lars in that country are feeling con-
cerned about the harvest.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

QUAY's silence worries the demo-
cracy as bad boy worries bright
puppy dog that won't whine to please
him.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

THE short cut to deep water is
what the southwest is looking for to-
day with every prospect of finding
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

UNCLE SAM has a rod in pickle for
any of her restless citizens, if such
there be, who are engaging in, or
meditating fiiIlbustering schemes on
Mexican soil.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

THE Census enumeration has q
thankless task at best. When he
comes around next Monday, remem-
Der that he does not make the ques-
tons, but is obliged by oath and law
to ask them, and make his task as
little disagreeabIe as possible.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

Thil includes plain lawns, stripe
plad and check nainsook, etc.
JOHN X. BERETTA & Co.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

The Fort Worth spring palace
closes today. Let the ball begin to
roll for the San Antonio Internal
ional Fair and exposition.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

GEN. ROssITER at Richmond in
suited his dead chief when he said
he regretted his surrender at Apo
mattox. Lee was above such little
ness and was always ready to confess
that more generous terms were never
given vanquishsd by victor than was
grantee the confederate army.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

JAMES G.. BLAINE turns himself
into political prophet long enough
to predict that Hill will be the candi-
date of his party in 1892. Record tina
prophecy for future reference.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

THE method proposed and adopted
in the senate committee on tariff will
very materially change many features
of the Mckinley bill and give an en-
tirely differedt character to that in
strument. The subcommittee Of
the democratic and republican par
ties are each to consider the sched-
ule and report, after examinations of
each others work, to the committee
as a whole, which will consider the
sub-reports and make its report TO
the senate. 1t will take long time
to reach the end of the schedule, if
each item is considered by sub-com-
mittee, reported to another sub-com-
mittee, agreed upon, or disagreed to,
and then reported to the senate for
its action. After the senate COM
pletes its work then comes the COM
mite of conference with Che house
and the end is not by and by.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

For the return of an abstract Of title los
ont of my pocket. FRANK TECH.
I-?Q-3t BIB Houston street.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
TO CORRESPONDENTS

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good faith on the part of the writer. Write only
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The LIGHT will not be responsible for the state
nsnt ofits correspondents.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

HALL is making friends for himself
all over Texas, and the democrats
who vainly imagine him a mere in
FAINT in Hogg's hands will reverse
their decision after the ides of June.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

Great Drive in White Goods.
For Friday and Saturday May S0th.
and 3lst. only, we shall offer about
100 pieces as follows.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

DIR. FRANCES PATTON. Of Prince
TOP, is one of the brainiest men in the
Pres byterian church, and he regards
revision as a great error on the part
of the church. He will have many
converts to his way of thinking be-
fore the matter is settled.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

TO ouR EASTERN ADVERTISERS.
All advertising for the Daily and Week
ly LIGHT. must come to us through our
Specia. agents. MeSSrS. Palmer & Rey, 232
to 235 Temple Court. New York.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

Announcements FOR State ami County officers
Ter: DolIsrs in aIvance.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31

~Au contracts or bills must be approved by
he Secretary and Manager.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-05-31
DR.. 0. 8. LOVE,
$500 Reward

Dentist. Alb. East Houston stree;
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Legal advertisements Sl,0O per inch first in
sertion 70 cents per inch each subsequent in
sertiOn. Trustees sales 81 % per inch hrst IN
sertion, % cents euch insertion afterwards.
Reading matter, editorial page, % cents per
Iue each Insertion. Local columns 20 cents nrst
insertion; 10 cents first week, cents after hrst
week. Special rates on 50 and 100 lines running
or month
Home advertiser payable on the first OF
each month. Transient advertising payable in
advance Only metal cuts printed.
Special rates given on larger space and long
tirn4 alvert!3 ensn5s Discount given for cas- h
Oxford eagle., 1890-02-06
HUMOROUS

1t i absurd 10 speak Of the foot
prints of time " when il l. vel known
tha; time aies--N o. Pioqyssne-
Physician" Take ten drops of
this medicine three times day after
eating" Patient" But. doctor, nv
appetite is 50 poor that seldom ea,
any thing" Physician" Take it be
fore eating then"
MIR Bill Simmonds-..I wonder eI
yhOscses ebber gets sicks- Mr.. james
CrOw-"In course dey gets sick Didn't Z
yer nebber heah of cholera in phan-
toms" Hush. niggah. wanter scar
lie life outer me?"-HOcklng Bird
A japanese student at Yale Col
lege bears the euphouious name o.
Shinkichi Shinkichi Shigerri Mr..
>higerri may not Be a twin. but a por-
tion Of his aPpellstion l. what a print
er would call a doublet-
Hcrald-
Counsel (impaiiensly 70 witnezsl-
" Can't you speak little faster. Uncle
Rastus'' Wines. Didn't Swa' To
tell de truf. dc whole tr1nf. an muffin
but de tr1Ifs' Counsel" Yes. ye--
Witness -" Den Ise got ter % slow
~ T. Sra.
Stranger Ito small hoyl-"Hello.
sonny. are you hshings' Small boy
twhors from Boetons the yernae-
ular. yes; but in more euphonic dicsion.
| am granting myself an Indulgence in
the pursuit of piscatorial pleasures. y