Telegram-herald., 1890-06-01

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F C4ll-zLh a1d knock the had - hIm. olE
F q xas ID 20 Ihe kraa.lses al vel IA
trade. but they was pesceab.s IAsy
-ould seu gods aui kck AZ s h5rel. baE
f they c9uldn't hght fer s0ur apples
Finally long CONES hsrls Dave. hls
father was Ia tie sheep business and
Dave had been II the habit r catching
hons by the tai 1ad jerking their hes4s
i before breakfast Es also had q
( fashion of running his hand down tie
throat Of royal Bengal tiger onct ard
awhile and pulhng oUt his or her cholo-
~ almentsry while y0u could sSy scsE.
Lions killed and dressed while you
/ wait. was MS advertisement
SO he GONE out on the grounds and
I saws BOYS, It's about tine 10 play bail
We've stood about enough OF this news
paper talk and inexpensive wind. an
, htris feller and amt ashamed And
now If you VIII aid re by your applause
/ YOU VIII see one OF the best nights you
| ever saw
With that Goliath. a big coarse feller
with whiskers Ike load o. hay, sails out
and laughs long, coarse, Norman laugh
that shakes the winders IN the court
houss and SAYS, % mamma Look a.
his kidlets, Shall We spank him. gents,
and send him back 70 the primary school,
or feed him 70 the oOyotesY
Dave says Coli. amt no match fer
you in size. but You are Uniyersalist
and I'm putin my belief agin' yourn
this day. If l put you 10 sleep, We
gather IN your camp and pile up the back
charges on our pension roll II you do
me up, you ge. Endorsement from foreign
powers and have fun with the lsraelites.
| And now, when you're ready, say so,
YOU low. coarse thing. Put up your
docks, ser ne, and damaged be him
that first hollers enough! he sez,
coatin' from Shakespeare. for Dave was
a great reader, and could coat from all
the poets for hours at q time, whereas
| Goh was a chump, besides bein' free
thinker
well, time was called. They blowed
ON some sackbuts and such things and in
they sailed Before Coli could get his
bread hooks on Dave the thing was over.
Dave jerked a rock at him and it clave
his skull, as the bible goes on 10 state.
Several Of his favorite brains oozed out
and left him nothing to think with. See:
$50 down went Goliath 10 the bottom
Of the wall, es the poet gets it Off, and
Dave takes his pelt home 10 show that
he's the lalla. you bet you, and he got
tho stakes Also the tendcrloin and a
little of the dark meat, and be prospered
till the cows come home, and Dave could
have been county clerk if he'd Of just
said the word.
But they don't run scrappin' into
politics now as they used 10. You
should learn from this story that if you
are night you viii have no trouble in
nOckin' out sin with moss agate bat
| II you ain IiSut, you LllSnI DC tsS DlS 'sS
the Statue of Liberty and your name
would still be Dennis. We will sing
now, and then l wisht you'd go home
quietly and think over this yarn, and
say what you mean and then stick 10 it
Goliath was O good rink attraction, bu
he couldn't always deliver the goods h.
advertised. And now go home, boys
Do right, and if any man interfere
knock him over the ropes and the banf
viii play Annie Laurie
| School was then dismissed.