The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-08


Mother Jones dresses.
Finally Daisy-Dingle became ex-
hausted VI was dinner time, and we
were hungry. So we concluded that il
we stopped to eat, perhaps by the time
we came back Daisy-Dingle might per-
NIT us TO take ride.
Fastening to the house, we were
hardly courageous enough to enter.
We had neglected to fasten doors or
windows. Our appetites got the bet
ter of us, and we cautiously entered.
Fortunately nothing had been dis
| turbed.
While eating we quarreled over a
certain piece of pie. Pie and plate
were broken and trampled upon the
kitchen carpet. We were coming to a
fist fight" when Sissy remembered
that there was another pie of the kind
in the cellar. She brought it, and we
uevoured the most of it In peace.
While eating the pie we resolved
upon new plan. In our eagerness to
try it we forgot our noon work, and
again leaving the house went to the
orchard.
Poor Daisy-Dingle! 1t was a rather
warm day in July, and at noon the
heat was oppressive for poor worried
calf. Our plan did not work. Daisy
Dingle would not stand, so we gave her
more exercise until at last she was con-
quered.
Just as Sissy had taken her place
astride the calls back our neighbor,
who had returned from church, and
who had been watching us unobserved,
came along, interfered, and we were
obliged to abandon our sport.
We were mortified and worried to
think we had been discovered, and thus
made liable TO exposure as well as pun
ishment. We ran into the barn TO hide,
each blaming the other for what had
been done. Soon firing of this, we
looked about 10 see what next we could
do unobserved.
Mr.. Jones made cider for vinegar
He kept barrels of it in hrs barn.
There were three barrels that Sissy and
] had often thought might still be fit
to drink, but how to get some had al
ways been puzzle.
We thought this an excellent oppor-
tunity for tasting it.
The bung5 were tight in each barrel,
and we saw no possible way to get
them out; but instead of spigots there
were plugs that we thought might be
easily knocked out. / gave one hard
hit and the cider, or rather vinegar,
came suddenly squirting over both of
us In stream, and we were thoroughly
drenched
We had planned to drink with
straws, but did not even taste it. for
we made an effort to replace the plug.
As it finally ceased flowing we con-
Guided that we were successful In stop
ping it.
We tried the second and third bar
rels with almost the same result.
Next we hunted eggs. These we
took to the kitchen, made a coal fire,
filed the tea-kettle with eggs and
water, put it over the fire, and closed
the stove.
While waiting for the eggs to boil
we remembered our work. As it was
getting late we dropped everything,
and, leaving the door wide open, pro-
ceeded to water cattle.
In the midst of this Mr. and
Mrs. Jones returned. They had been
very anxious about us, and came back
much earlier than was anticipated.
When Mother Jones caught sight of
us she screamed, but when she reach
ed the kitchen door and saw at one
glance the hot stove and a hungry
tramp feasting upon the remains OF
our dinner, she gave one piercing
shrek and tainted away, which so
scared the tramp that he fled.
The kettle had boiled dry aid was
emitting a strange odOr.
The stove was hot enough TO burst,
and the carpet was irreparably spoiled.
Mrs. Jones was sick all night from
fright. The next morning Daisy-Dingle
was found dead.
Our neighbor came TO tell of our
doings in the orchard, Just at the mo-
ment Mr.. Jones discovered, by the
smell of vinegar, what had happened
to his barrels.
Mrs. Jones about this time discov-
cred the eggs and the ruined condition
of the tea-kettle. She could not find
the dress she had wished to wear that
day. nor could she for long time get
over the loss of two, or the ruined con-
dition of our clothes, besides everything
else.
They wisely concluded to never leave
us alone again.
Both were too indulgent to punish us
severely, so we got off with a mild
reprimand. They blamed themselves
for not getting an older person TO take
charge of us.
Years have passed Both Mr.. and
Mrs. Jones are dead Sissy and are
married. From this we learned good
moral, and il serves US we'll in our own
family of little ones. It is this: Never
leave children alone with the care of
house.