Telegram-herald., 1890-09-07

on LOAD OF HAY.
sna blown in his glass, and IL pained
him % eat his victuais from linen that
didu't have The Elms emblazonal on ir.
He told me % couae ard surprise him
any ume. and shoot n his preserves and
stay til business compelled me 70 come
70 town again. lie had no douht heard
that / never surprised any one. and never
went away from horne very much, and
50 thought it would be safe. Therefore
went Just went % teach him a val
liable lesson. When go 20 visit a man
for a week he Is certainly going away
better man, OF else punishment Is Of no
avail. and the chastening rod entirely
useless in his case.
The Elms was . misromer It should
have been called The Shag6ark OF The
Doodle Bags Lair. Il was supposed to
mean wide sweep OF meadow. vine
covered lodge. q broad velvet lawn and
a carriage way. where .he arowsy locust.
in the sensrous shadow o. magnanimous
elu,s. gnawed a lile az intervals through
tho day. while bacl: OF al this the
mossy and gray waisEersd front and
corrugated brow Of the venerable archi-
tectuTal pile stood OF AID admired itself
n the deep and CLASSY pool at its base.
In the first place noEs of the yeomanry
for eight miles knew tha. ne called his
OIL. malarial tank The Elms. 50 it was
b1r,l 20 find But when | described the
looks of the lord OF The Fins they wank
a. each other AMI wEg-ged their heads
and said. "Oh hell. yes. we know him.
o. words that were sal even less Ell
phonious than that
When I got thero he was down cellar
sproutirg p,<atOes. and bis wife was
hanging out upon the clothes line pair
Of gathered sumner trousers that were
evidently made Ter uen who had been
badly manSled in q saw rlill.
The Elns was not even picturesque,
ard the preserves were ont OF order. |
wcs received with ths scIre cordiahty
which ycu detect on the face OF any
other kind Of detected liar. He wanted
70 be regarded as a remarkable host and
landed proprietor without being really
hospitabie. I remained there az The
Elms for two DAYS. rubbing rock salt
and Cayenne pepper into the wounds Of
ny hest, ard suggesting different names
for his home. such as The Tom Tits
Evr'e The Weepirx willow. The Crook
Mex squash and The hussrat's Re
treat Then came away. Hls old look
Of nprrchens 70 cordiality did not leave
him until De hed seen me climb on
.loaI al h.- with rlv trun'. an start for
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