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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
The ReasOn.

A disgruntled subscriber to an unmen-
tionable sheet came into the repository
where brains and patent medicine ads are
served to the anxious public and plunked
himself down in q cushioned arm chair,
flung a huge quantity of liquid long green
at the stove and remarked, II want you
to stopmy paper"
"Why; what's the matter; why do
yon want to stop it?" asked the penitent
looking editor as he thought of the on
coming struggle with old winter and the
coal dealers. Haunt we said every time
you have come to town for the last fifteen
years that 'Mr. Timothy Hay brought his
smiling c%ountenance into onr sanctum
the other day, and made things bright
for awhile. Come again, Tim, we're al
ways glad to see YOU"
"El, yes"
"And didn't we tell at The time you
erect ed q hay shed now the neighbors
came from miles and miles around to sec
the new barn of Mr.. Timothy Hay-the
largest barn in the county?"
"Eh, yes"
And didn't we make mention of three
hogs that died from the cholera at your
place last spring.
That's So"
"And you don't forget the time that
you bought a secondhand corn sulky
and we remarked in our local columns
that Our enterprising and thrifty farmer
friend, Mr.. Timothy Hay, has been max.
ing some valuable additions to his al
ready large assortment of farm imple-
ments. Mr.. Hay is one of the wide awake
farmers of the county, and his success
brings pleasure to us You remember
that, don't you"
eyes, l guess l do recollect buying that
corn suiky."
"And that prize pumpkin of yours
about which we said that it was by fal
the largest specimen of vegetable thrift
ness that we have seen for some time
In all matters of farming Mr.. Hay car
ries off the PALM OF course you remem.
Der that?"
"Yes."
"Well, then why doyou stop the paper?'
81 tell you, sir, why ! want to stop it
it is because [ believe the Mckinley bill
is a tax. That's why.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
Quite a

Yanirton Journal:-I heard OF a fellow
once who wanted to do q real handsome
thing the first Christmas after he was
married. He thought a long time about
what he should give his wife, and being
unable to determine what she would like
he gave her a $50 gold piece. The next
Christmas he was SO puzzled that he
ended by giving his wife nothing, but
she, in her turn presented him with the
same gold piece she had herself received.
Every other Christmas lie gave his wife
that gold piece, and every other Christ
mas she gave it to him. Now isn't thai
an excellent plan?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
Ayers
Hair .Vigor

not only prevented my wife from becoming
bald, btrt 1t also caused an entirely new
growth of hair. i am ready to certify to this
statement before a justice of the peace
II. liulsebGs, Lcwisburgli, Iowa.
some years ago, after a seycre attack OF
train fever, my hair all came ont. l used
ssch preparations for restoring it as my ply
siciaI.s ordered, but failed to produce a
growth of hair. 1 thcn tried. successfully,
several articles recommended by druggists,
aud all alike fell short of accomplishing the
Ssfcs'rtA result, The last remedy l applied
WIS Ayers Hair vigor, which brought a
growth of hair in a few weeks. / think /
used eight bottles in two years; more than
was necessary as a restorative, but l liked it
es a dressing. and have continued to Use 1t
eor thai purpose. l believe Ayers Hair
Sigor possesses virtues far above those of
any sfn,ilar preparation now OH the market"
Vincent Jones, Richmond, Ind.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

The Sioux Falls Press is now acknow.-
edged to be the leading daily In South
Dakota. 1t is the best paper for the peo-
pie. Aside from taking the Associated
Press report it prints every day specials
from all sections OF tie state, covering
every event of Importance. Thus the
reader has not only the benefit Of the gem
eral news of the world, but a daily re-
sam of matters Of interest as they trans
pire in the state. The Press aims to be a
complete newspaper, a ft representative
OF this new and promising common
wealth.
AS the publishers are able they add new
features. A late and very important fea-
ture is the Americanized Encyclopaedia
Britannica, In ten large volumes, which
is given at Il very small cost to subscribe
ers. This isthe best Encyclopaedia in the
market, and the edition Is brought down
to the first % last June. The subscriber
gets the Daily Press and the ten volumes
for much less than lie could buy the books
alone. Look at these figures:
The Press one year and ten volumes
bound in cloth. $1,000.
The Press n year and ten volumes
bound in sheep, $500.
The Press n year and ten volumes
bound in halt seal morocco, $1,000.
A feature in connection with this all
will appreciate, is that the subscriber can
get these books on the installment plan.
By subscribing for The Press he can get
the books by paying $3.50 monthly for
cloth binding; $500 for sheep binding;
1925 for half seal morocco. The irstiye
volumes will be shipped ut once, or the
whole set where a subscriber makes a full
payment will be sent.
This is the best opportunity ever Of
fered to get a complete set OF this valn-
able work.
The Press for the coming year Will be
better than ever, and will aim TO keep
place with the growth Of the state.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

Are wrought by the use of Ayers Hair
Ngor in restoring gray hair to its original
egolor, promoting u new growth, prevent
2 bug the lair from falling, keeping it soft,
'silky. amt abundant, and the scalp COOL
healthy, and free from dandruff or humors.
The universal testimony is that this prep
ayation has no equal as a dressing, and
Is, therefore, Indispensable to every we'll
furnished toilet.
II have used Ayers Hair Vigor for some
time and 1t has worked wonders for me. I
was troubled with dandruff and was rapidly
becoming bald; but since using the Vigor my
hfa Is perfectly clear Of dandruiT, the hair
la. ceased coming out, aud l now have q
good growth, Of the same color as when I
was q young woman. l can heartily recon-
mend any one suffering from dandruff or
loss of, hair to use Ayers Hair yigor as a
dressi,g.''- Mrs. Lydia O. Moody, East
Pittstot, Me.
Some time ago my wife's hair began to
come out quite freely.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
Liberal Clubbing rsatea

or course the GRAPHIC Is willing to
give its patrons the benefit of the best
attainable clubbing rates for any publi-
cation they may desire to take-but it
does not publish an extended list for the
reason that it has not room to have it in
clude Ill the magazines and papers pub
lished and al imperfect, or incomplete
list, is worse than n ut all. As rule
however: we are able tosave a large per
centage Of the regular cost Of their pa.
pers-in many cases, where several are
wanted, sufficient to more than make ur
to them the cost Of their home paper
Information will be gladly furnished al
any time.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

The show case swindle is again being
worked in certain localities in the East.
A New York swindler entered a Fremont
Wis, store leaned his elbows heavily
against the glass case and broke il
through. The owner demanded damages
but the stranger claimed he was strapped
The storekeeper seeing a $40 bill stick
ing out of the others pocket, seized 1t and
gave back SIT 1t was a 50 bill raised.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

There is nothing new in the Indian
trouble at this writing except that all OF
Sitting Bulls followers have surrendered
to the military. Several other bands are
yet out in the neighborh0od of the Bad
Lands, but they ire expected to come in
daily and it now looks as though the end
of the Indian rumpus was at hand.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

Good Radiance to Had rubbish.
q. i. Mckay shook the dust Of Kimball
from his feet last week and to nobody's
regret, save, perhaps, numerous creditors.
He was about the worst deadbeat that
has troubled this community for some
time, and in consideration of his noto-
riety ia this respect a newspaper prosti-
tutes itself in saying a good word for
him.
when G. L. Mckay came to Kimball
five years ago last spring, he requested
the GRAPHIC to give him a pleasant
introduction, and it did SO. Upon the
eve OF his recent departure he again re-
qaested the GRAPHIC to give him "a nice
little aend off" We have done SO in a
limited space otlle best Of our abiiity.l
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

Chief White Ghost knows what's what.
He has written q very friendly and digni-
fed letter to the Great Father promising
a continuance of the peaceful attitude OF
his tribe and expressing the opinion that
it the pale faces would join in q prayer
for rain rather than for arms all would
be we'll.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

The Milwaukee will put in reduced
trip rates during the holidays. Around-
trip Of one and ona-6fth rate will be made
from all stations in South Dakota while
n r%ound-trip Of one and one-third rate
will be made from all other stations
These tickets will be On sSle Dee. "a, Is.
81, and Jan. 1. They will be good to re-
turn until Jan. 5.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
M

New York Sun:-Some of the newspa-
per portraits Of the late Sitting Bull
make him look like a fine old High Church
divine of the time of James H., with a
magnificent periwig and bands. 1t seems
to have been a mistake to say that Art is
leng. Art is short, particularly in some
parts of the Western Empire.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

A we'll known Chas. Mix county farmer
who was mysteriously missing from the
streets Of nimball n day this week, was
found at L. D. Bardin's store trying on
mi of those new winter suits. He bought
the clothes and went home happy.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
we can't spare Pat.

Plankinton Beacon:-Pat Quirk, the
Kilaball shoemaker, has been kept busily
employed this week. MIR. Quirk is a first
class workman and now we trust that he
will decide to locate permanently with
us-
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

Couldn't Pass Examination Now
Baltimore American:-Job got his GER
titcate for patience before he was obliged
to 20 out and buy Christmas presents for
all his relatives.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

Kansas papers state that over A 1000 peo-
pie have left Rocks county alone on ac-
count Of the drought. For miles nothing
but tenantless houses are to be seen.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
The GREATEST trouble cxneriencea bv I

The greatest tIOuble cXpeTlenced by The
amateur artesian we'll drillers seems to
be carelessness in dropping tools, etc.
into the holes. At Armour last week
they were fishing most OF one day for a
bolt at a depth ofoyer 500 feet. The we'll
drillers in Aurora county have wasted
considerable time in rectifying similar
carelessness. A man who has not a
steady hand and a cool head has no bust
ness atounda deep we'll.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

A newspaper writer says ga quiet girl
never wear high colors on the street,
nor an exaggerated bang, nor the biggest
hustle In town" Correct. The quiet
girl is dead We suspect that is the rea-
| son she is quiet.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
AIuan.e Mae.,nn.

The county Alliance held its annual
meeting for the election of officers III
kimball Saturday. The election was a
private II and none but the faithful
were admitted. The following are the
| nav nffieers electad.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
DECEMBER FLAKES.

Full many u feather on a woman's hat,
Once loomed on a rooster's keel.
Full many a seal skin covered cnoe u cnt,
Good gracious sakes!how big We women
feel.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26
Save money by bnying-at the hill
The very best Peanuts at Bardin's.

APPLES are rolling out fast at Bar
din'b. Get your barrel before it is too
late.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

IT'S the place to buy at the Mill.
HARD WATER. You can have it G,!t-
ened with very little expense. You can
get the stuff at Bardin'e.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

The Mill is Headquarters for Everything in our Line
Will gladly deliver large or small orders at any time.
KIMBALL MILLING GO.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

The German Christmas has supplied us
with twoof our best-known Christmas
misunderstanding up stockings and at
taching gifts to sprigs of pine called
Christmas trees. From the German
Christmas also comes Santa Claus and
Kris Kringle. The latter is a corrnp-
ton of Chris Kindiin, or Christ Chi.a,
Of whom they have the beautiful fable
that with His own hands He places the
Christmas toys and sweetmeats in the
stockings Of good children, while those
of bad ones receive nothing but a small
birch rod, placed in them by one Pels-
nichol-literally Nicholas with the fur"
that is, ST. Nicholas dressed in fur.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

At this season OF the year every good
woman is urging her sons to turn over
now leaves with the beginning Of the
new year. 1t would be we'll for her to
turn over a new leaf herself. 1t should
be that leaf in her life devoted to "other
women" Let her pledge herself hon
estly, sincerely and earnestly that in all
the days of the new year she will say no
word Of any woman that is harmful.
That no mans opinion Of woman shall
be lowered because of what she may say.
That she will tell no tales. repeat no Cos
sip. Half the misery and mischief in
the world is made up by the %unthinking,
idle gossip OF women.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

New York Sun:--A well-known New
Yorker dining in an uptown restaurant
the other day suddenly turned-aside from
the table, excused himself to his cornpan-
ions, and, STOPPING over a glass OF water
seemed to cover it with his mouth and
to bend himself almost double. what
on earth are you doing?" he was asked.
ooh, merely drinking out of the further
side Of my glass. No one can explain
why it is so, but that will stop q hiccough
instantly"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

There are just five things that the edi-
tor Of this strictly moral sheet alwa vs.
had a weakness fora fine horse, a pretty
girl, a nice gun, q thoroughbred dog and
mince pie; and during his brief but event.
full career he has always found hobnobing
with arespectable mince pie more diff
cult than the possession of the other four
combined. How Mrs. w. H. Cross ever
learned all this, deponent saycth not.
Anyway, we are under obligations to that
estimable lady for the possession Of Il
Christmas mince pie that would make n
Delmonico cook go out and kick himself
to death with envy.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-12-26

Affairs are such that there is no inn
mediate necessity for a special election
to fill the two vacancies in the member
snip Of the city council, and the matter
viii lay over until the regular election
in the spring.
The Red Cloud chief., 1890-02-14

no.; IL WAS built II The most psrilous
plaoe-oa the vail, snd The vail wsa
the hrst thing that fell. We
u becouss her chaesetsf was say bettss
than any o. the other population Of the
cityS q. no. why, then, wss she
spared end oil her houssholdS Cen you
esll ne why? O. Il was tho SCARLET iias
In The window.
Ny frieads. There are fooa coming up.
On ~, moro deadly and morn trcmen.
dous, tooverthrow ourimmortsl interests.
They will tssmple " down and crush 10
out forever, unless thcrs b some skill.
fui mode Of rescue open. Tho police Of
death already begin 70 clsmor for our
surrender; but, pleased bc Ood, there h
. way out. II n through the window,
ana BY 8 rope 10 saturated with the
blood Of the eros that 10 n a. ssd %
that With which the spies were lowered;
and u once our souls shall be delivered,
then. the scarlet cord stretched across
tho window II our sacape, we may defy
oil bombsrdmcnt earthly and satanic.
In the frst place. carrying out tho
idea OF my text, w must stretch this
scarlet cord ACROSS tho window of our
rescue. Thcrs comcs . time whom . msn
70 surrounded. What n that IN the front
door Of hts s0ulf II In the thre stcninm
OF the future. What II that In the back
door Of his soul7 It's tho sins of the
past. He can not get out Of either Of
those do0rways. II he attempts u he
will be cut ~ piecca What shall he do?
sscspc through the Window 0fuan
The Red Cloud chief., 1890-02-14

-
-tor . severe spsaia, take Ne whitl
o. - ~ and . Sablsspoonful ssch ot
vinegas ed spirits q turpsatiss. Pu,
Oil 10 . bottle, shake 10 thogusghiy
Si'en bathe the sprsia often, bs9iSnina
- soon q possible sftsf the accident
-Ohasdlsn Dat Cake: Two eRRs end
one tesspoonful Of aslt we'll bestsn, end
thrce csps u soul cream; thicken 70 Z
bstter with oct meal In which o end
one-half tesspoonfuls Of soda have bess
mixed, drop into . hot buttered brood
pan and bske quickly for 6ftsen OF
twenty minutes; 70 b sstcn hoA-lfouse.
hold.
Apple Tarts: Line round pstties
with paste. In each ons place tho half Of
. tart peeled apple (uss only those you
are sure bake quickly, . tablespoonful
OF sweet cream, butter sisc Of . hickory
nut, tablespoonful Of sugar and . pinch
Of nutmeg. Put core side Of apple down,
and sugar, etc., on top. Bake until tho
3pplcs are soft--Albsny journal.
Jelly from Apple Parings: T,akc tho
psrinRs. cover with water. lot them boil
Till tho substance Ii ont OF them; strain
through q ine sieve; place tho hquid in
. pan, boil until reduced one.hslf, then
add sugar enough 70 make . Jelly, add
juice Of lemon to quart Of Jelly, %
without lemon II apples are tart. put up
In jelly glasses nice for jelly cakes.
Tho only medicine . man needs II
tho right kind Of food, prepared In the
proper way, partaken Of ct tho right
time Md In necessary quantities. II 10
because these and other physiological
rules arc not observed that nature rebels
(gets sick). under which circumstance
man. instead Of stopping his faults and
correcting them. resorts to drugs, which
arc not food, but poison.
-Citron Pudding: Mix one-half pinto
cream or rich milk with Q tablespoonful
Of -four until they arc perfectly smooth.
then add two ounces Of fine sugar. = lit.
tie grated nutmeg and three wcil.beaten
cggs, tho whites end yelks separately;
when thoroughly incorporated, add two
ounces Of citron cut In slips drcdRed
with -four. Pour tho mixture into
molds and bako fifteen minutes In Q
quick oven. Send to the table hot
Good Housekeeping.
French Cabbage: Boil tho cabbage
In salted water twenty minutes: then
substitute milk, and allow to boil ten or
lhftcon minutes longer: thcn drain In .
colandcr; place II on . chopping hoard.
sprinkle we'll with -four. and chop quito
fine; put . large spoonful Of butter Into
. saucepan. and, - II melts. add the
cabbage. stir II, and lot II heat up thor.
oughly for i've minutes. and serve with
. s'ic" Ut lemon on tOp.-Hoston Herald.
Starch Polish: Pour one quart Of
boiling water over . pound Of gum.
arabic. Stir and soak until the gum In
then strnin through y fine
cloth and bottle for use. Add ono tsble.
spoonful Of this TO each pint of starch.
Nee that your irons are perfectly smooth
and free from rust. snd the polishing.
Iron In good condition and used rapidly
the linon. just before using tho
poliahing.ir0n moisten the collars and
Guns with . very weak solution of this
water. After . littlo pras.
tice YOU will b. able - got . perfect
glOss.
The Red Cloud chief., 1890-02-14
GAR

The Twenty.Anh Reunion Of WA1
v4TE3AN0 Of the GRAND ARlY
OF THE REPUBLIC. takes place b
BOSTON NEXT AUGUST. The viaA
tors will number over Q hundred
thousand and the occasion will b Q
msmorable one In every way. The
are moving In the matter Of -.
vNIy01Mt1o, and this notico .
the o@cers and members Of al a.. 4.
=. POSTS 10 70 call attention 70 tho
fact that our new q. 4. =. 0stalogUO
70 reaAy and win b sent 20 any @.
dress On application. We shouIa -
pIsased 70 take your order.
q. ". SIMMONS 4 OO,
Och Han. Dssts.. lgasa.
The Red Cloud chief., 1890-02-14
A GOOD O STORY,
4 0s0lalseeNee 81 Olh 1Doys when
CPeO0000o Ru1ed.

4 esMoslscsHce 81 Old nays WhsW NE
CrtnollWe Ra1ed.
IL happened In the old crinolinc days.
My aunt, who WIS .hen living In Q
country town. had gons out shopping
ono morning and WAS standing In tho
High street. talking u . lady friend. z
Mira 0umworthy. che doctors vito. She.
my aunt had On . now crinoline that
morning. In which. - uss her owacxpres.
sion. she rather fAncied herself. Il vas
. tremendously big onc, ~ si6 o. .
wire fence. II vat beautifully. They
wore standing In front Of JonkinA the
drapcr's; and my sun thinks thstit Tho
crinoline) must have got caught up 10
someth Ing. and On opening thus left
between II and the ground. However
this may be. certain II Il that IN
absurdly large and powerful bxlldog.
who WAS foolin9 round about thera q
the timc, managed. somehow ~ other 70
squirm In uadsr my sunt's cstnolins and
eRoctually imprison himself bsacsth 1t.
Finding himself suddenly In . dark and
gloomy chamber the dog. naturally
enough, got frightened and made frantic
ruAhes Ia get out. Hut whichever way
he charged there wxs the crinolias 10
front Of him. A. he fsw he. Of course.
carried II before him, and with the crino.
line. cf ceur~c. went my aunt HUT no.
body knew tho explanation. nv
Aunt herseif did not know what
had happcucd. Nobody had socn
tho dog creep inside the c~rinoiin..
All the people did noe WAS y ataid and
cmincntly respectable middle aged lady,
suddenly, and without any spparcn, rca-
sou, throw her umbrella down In the
road. dy Sp tho High street at the rate
OF ten miles IN hour, rush Across IL Ut
tho imminent risk Of hcr life, DART down
nassia ON the other side. Push sideways.
like ~ excited crab. iaso Q groccr's
shop. rva three times rousA the shop,
upsettiw9 the whole stock In trade, como
out Of the shop backward and knock
down . postmAM. dash iatO che roadway
and SPIN round tWice. hover for Q mo-
ment undecided. on the curb. and then
away up the hill again. ~ II h hsd
only lust started. ell the whilc scream.
Ing out u the top Of her voice for ONE
body 70 stop hep. az ceurse, everybody
thought that che ri mad. Tho people
dew before her like chan before the
wial. In ley shsa ten seconds the High
street wss . desert The towMsfoik
ecAnpcred iAtO their chops and houses
and harstcadcd the AoorA brave ue0
dashed out aad caught up lissae chilAspa
end bee~ tAeu 70 PLACES u safssy mid
eAssA Carts aad carriages wsrs aAsa.
aonea. while the drivers cltAisA up
pnssA What voalA have hapVessA
(he show eoas On much cascp-
Ter my aunt would have been sAol
> ars engine brought Into rsqsisi.
eaiass her. u 10 inpoaAhas> Asviag
n Ne terrified state q The crowd.
y0etunAsely for Ass. shs become
~. With 90 assVaihag sArssk
hvs wAy. al 90 aesa - ~ acg.
1850 pstgssa oUes agUia h sAss
rSssl teus.-TSaslsve l1aosasA