The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-06-15

deep mire into which 1t had gotten.
FRIVOLOUS WOMAN is LIKE YEAST
She rises equal to the occasion, and that's all
you want her to do. Bring a man home from
a busy day, put him down to the dinner table,
and he would much rather hear the idle chat
chat that is at once amusing and interesting-of |
frivolous woman than the weighty argument |
on political economy thai is always possible to |
the woman with an iron frame. Women framed |
in iron mentally and physically, who couldn't
bend to frill or curl TO frivo are the women |
who make men think that women are wiser not
to know anything Let a woman know every
thing under the heavens that she wants, but let
her learn when to use this knowledge. Fired at q
tired man, it is a boomerang that will come back
and strike her dead
GOETHE Is BoTHERING WOMEN
1t was q frivolous woman who said, II have
been going to class in literature all winter,
and | don't know how to pronounce Goethe
| yet. A woman who wears her hair off her fore
head and affects reformed style of dress speaks
| of him as Getty, the divine writer Another
one, who wears a stiff turban hat with not bit
of bang showing from under it, calls him
'Guty,' dt rhymes to duty,) and says that he
really knew the meaning Of love. young lady
who has been cul.urng herself ever since she
left school, and who, from great culture, pre-
sumably, is the color of lemon, and would
stand training with sulphur and molasses ad
mirably refers to him as 'Gutty,' (rhyming it to
putty,) that prince of Germans. stately lady,
whose point lace is a thing of beauty, calls him
'Go-eeth, and she's frowned on by another
woman who addresses him as If he were pres
ent in spirit as 'Geeth.' The nearest achieved
by any of the class rhymed to Dirty For my
own part always say 'Goeth in contradistinc-
q. 4. ~. 4l,oN
to it.
A FRIVOLOUS YOUNG woMAN's MoNoLoGUE.
GAS for that young woman who wrote book
about herself, and who consider is quite in
decent, simply broke my neck over her name
until an enthusiastic woman, who had married
Russian, and who naturally knew more about
Russia than the Gar himself, got up, and before
the whole class told me that l must call her
Marie Bashkirtseff,' with decided accent on
, the 'kirt.' She not only put q decided accent
on the curt, but she had stopped me just when
G 1 was making lovely speech on what were the
needs Of literature in the present day. She
talked on and said that girl had pure Partisan
4 heart. l begged to disagree with her, and said
/ it was plaster Of Paris, and then all the class
/ giggled, and the woman welded to her Russian
and the teacher glarld at us, but, Charley, do
think l understand Browning Now an iron
bound woman who had asked Charley about
stocks and why he didn't invest in this, and
how the y. Y. T. R. R. was getting along, would
= never have given him as pure and undefiled
pleasure as did this tiny monologue by frivol
y Gus young woman.
= FAVOR FOR A BRIDE.
IS The prettiest favor of the season was pre-
st sented the other night at dinner party ten
a dered to a bride and groom. 1t fan
" heart-shaped covered with pink satin and Dor
= dered with gold lace. The gold stick had Ion!
G, pink ribbons about it, Up in the lobes Of thu
<, heart, whatever they are called, were set TIVE
$, enormous pink roses, and when you lifted ou
If the very heart of one rose you discovered in i
er photograph of the lovely bride and in tn
er other one of the happy bridegroom done ol
n, ivory and looking like old-fashoned miniatures
e. Expensive? OF course it was expensive, bu
r. what matter if there is plenty of money and
OF the money permeates its best for everybody.
a WHAT ''BAB" WOULD DO WITH MONEY.
sc | great advocate of spending money
ar when you have it--and l should be more tha
glad to be the proud possessor of ten millions
year and spend every cent of it, If the time We
'ct reached when didn't know what else to do wit
it, should have collection of hand organs an
an monkeys and street pianos and 'hokey- -pokey
hg wagons and sellers of small dogs and girls th
,u- sold elephants made out of canton-hannel an
MI everybody that had anything at all to sell
no front of my mansion, and | would sit on II
20 front steps and let all the organs grind and g
re- the pianos play and the monkeys dance, al
eft everybody should have their share of the renal
ch, ing money. l am not a Socialist, but l am
nd ardent believer in the circulation of money
A wOMAN's IDEA OF MONEY.
tha What is money anyhow? It's desirable on
ioh because it will get you whatever you want.
49, 1t will buy bunch of red roses that will ma
~ Jennie smile and give you kiss for them.
tho 1t will give you hours of untold happint
Wv when it is used to buy delightful story boo
,r,, 1t will get lovely frock and make the WON
,it, you love look as pretty as picture.
, Of 1t will also get you the picture if you want
" 1t will permit you to hear beautiful music a
or see fine acting.
ron 1t WILL in many cases, make well the sick a
I bring JOY to those who have 1t not. - - -
taO twill build asyums for little orphans, hon
'o oil for old people, and hospitals for those who
ind crippled.
49, 1t will care for the babies who have no one
care for them and make them good, strol
~ healthy citizens
1t will build temples to honor God and VIII