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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

"Grcat exertions don't always end in
great results" DON'T work so hard.
Use SAPOLIO and save half the labor.
Sapolia is a solid cnke Of Securing Soap.
Try It.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

catafrh that cannot be cured with Halls Catarrh
Cure. Taken informally.
F. J. CHENEY g. CO.. Propa., Toledo. o.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

The working girls clubs are to have an
organ, a monthly journal called Far and
Near, aad Miss Marie Bowen Chaplin is to
be the editor.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

A large percentage OF persons Attic ted
with sunstrokes are those addicted to
the use Of liquor. Drinking men are
very liable to be prostrated by the
heat. !
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

The actress who refused to play in q
Buffalo heater on account of the absence
of scenery should rave ordered a carload
Of it from Niagara Falls.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

A bridegroom in Chicago, recently,
after the marriage ceremony, slipped .
$2-bill into the minister's hand, and
murmused apologetically. "I'll do bet
ter next time.n
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

Prince Bismarck says he does not intend
to sleep and lick his paws during the win
ter. He wants . seat in the h%errshaus, or
upner CHAMBER.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

The Paris Figaro has just published an
interesting article on What Young Girls
Should Read" This 10 NIL we'll enough. But
1t is more important still to know that
they should always take DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup for their colds.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17
Why He Looked Cowed.

SAUy Shap-WhaIs mo Hatter, Ola
fellow? You are sort of cowed!
Amateur Farmer tdis~consolately
shaking the dust from his hair
Cowed! l sh'd think l was! And
calved, too, you might add! I've been
kicked over three times and only got a
Gu srt of milk for my %pains-and that
the drafted everlasting be-bub-bled
calf drank when | had my back turned!
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

Bronchitis is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

II will bet you a bottle of wine that
you will descend from that chair before
! ask you twice."
.Done!" said the gentleman, who
seemed determined not to obey the
summons so ob%ediently. Come DOWN,
81 will not!" ''Then stop there Till ]
tell YOU a second time"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

tansburg. S. lC.. to Baltimore, 400
miles. in fourteen hoVrs.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

For biliousness, sick headache, indiges-
t on and constipation, take DIR. Pierce's
Pellets.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

A 3-year-old little girl was taught to
close her evening prayer, during the
temporary absence Of her father, with
s'and please watch over my papa" 1t
sounded very sweet, but the mothers
amusement may be imagined when she
added, and you had better keep an eye
on mamma, too"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

Mrs. N. Peck--"I ran across one o,
your old letters today, Nathan, where
you said you would rather be in endless
torment with me than be in bliss by
youself."
Mr.. N. Peck-"Well, l guess I got
nv wish"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

BEEonAM's PILLS cure Sick, Headache.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17
A1micably

Husband-Am l mover to have my
own way?
Wife-Certainly, my dove; when we
are both agreed you con have your own
way, and when we differ I'll have mine.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17
Returned.

Returned.
ehe kissed her little hand to ms,
Then blushed and quickly Asdj
A crimson, rose bGsh caught her foot
And roses we're her bed.
FASTENED after, aid to give,
And soothe the pain she had; [made-
l kissed the wounda the thorna had
MOI on her hand-I add.
She pouted some and looked quite mad,
Then rising from her bed,
And shaking out her ruant curls,
You think you're smart!n she said.
Heavens last best gift-my ever new
delight" Is not my brown stone house,
nor my carriage and pair, nor my ane new
yacht, nor my prettiest girl. nor my hopes
OF a seat In congress-, not these, but my
wonderful cure for pain, Salvation Oil.
"A movement is on foot to erect a
monument to Stephen c. Foster, the COM
poser of 1.-THE Old Foiks at Home.n Ev-
cry man who composes the old folks at
home deserves a monument in these days
of undutiful SOM.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

Mamma" said a little girl, "Did Doc
make ev%erything"
"Yes, MY dear"
Little Girl, Cpointing to a dude)-
.Did bod make it?"
Eyes Darling, Why?'
Little Girl. tsmiling)-'Say, mamma
bod likes fun des es we'll as anybody
Don't he, mammal"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-10-17

san s0ASS nv VII
INC. chance Of any one passing this way
on such a night as this; SO let us put out tho
Tampa n tie him up somewhere.h
We saw the CLEAN of light which had been SO
welcomed by me two nights before.
II was Just about as dark as pitch; but,
guided by the light, we went on until we
stood In front Of the house, where q turf bank
and dry hedge hid us from sight, although on
such 2 night we had little fear Of our pres
ence being discovered.
n : disseminated whisper. "You can'tbreak
Carriston said nothing for q minute; then l
fe3t MIN place his hand on my shoulder.
n,ac AFss I 6s sst en- horses; any COWS about the
! told him 1 thought that my surly friend
: Se1oiced In the possession Of a horse and q
Very well. Then we must wait. He'll
come out TO see to them before he goes to
Ned said Carriston, as decidedly as q gener-
u giving orders Just before a battle.
could not sec how Brand expressed his
teeiings upon hearing this order from our
c~ommander-I know shrugged my Shout
GERS and II I said nothing, ! thought a deal.
gly-interested party like Carriston. but
ne could scarcely expect Others to relish the
prospect of waiting, it might he for hours,
under that comf0rtless hedge. We were all
wet to the skin, and although I was extreme.
" anxious to see the end OF the expedition,
and had poetical Justice meted out to my.
the excitement I longed for. Brand, in spite
q his dlsapproval OF the whole course OF ac-
ton, was better of than / was, As doctor.
he must have felt sure that, provided he could
survive the exn Nfe. he would aaonrs tun
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29
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The Irish standard., 1890-03-29

DoNAHoE's MONTHLY. MAGAZINE
for April, is full or interesting matter.
The following are the principal articles:
Shall We Educate Our Sons in Protest
ant institutions? Orangeism IN Ontario.
A. Masonic Republic. St. Patrick's
Day 1890. "a Paper on History. Les
Fleurs De st. Patrice. Slavery and
Christianity. Stephen j. Perry, Jesuit
and Astronomer. Bigotry in Our Times.
Pine Grove Retreat. The Late William
Collins. Death Of Joseph G. Biggar.
An American Bishop on the Faith Of
the Irish race. Glimpses OF Irish In
sdustries. The Maid of Molokia. The
Lesson Of Failure. Human Bullies.
5Analysis of the Pope's Recent AIlocu
ton. che Labor Question and Trouble
ArlsinR from il. t'enobscot Catholic
indians. Opening Of Schools IN Pitts
burg, q, together with q great variety
OF other matter too numerous to men
|tion. The Young Rolk's Department
is Yar1ed ~ nterestinR I',Eo dollara
year one llar fors 81 months.
|ss iualI copiee ons.
AZ. s..
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29

PEcULlARITIEs or PEOPLE.


Ep1soN, the wizard OF electric ~, now
declines to see visii tors at his Menlo
Park Laboratory Hsis . very bus = man
and he can not understand why his val
liable. golden time should be sacri feed 9
to people who simply call 70 pay their
respects.' Z Il s
MANY peop;a will sympathize With
Mr.. Gladstone In his fondnegs foe liking
to lie shed III the morning. Re says:
81 hate getting up in the morning, and
I hate it every morning. He will not
permit himself to think Of current mat
tiers in polirios after he goes to bed.
Few people know that tho post Whit 81
tier is color-blind, and has been sosfor
years. He mas just passed his eighty
second birthday and seems to be IN
fairly good health. The weaknesses OF
age arc upon him, however, and he rare
II writes for more than half an hour no y, Ct
time.
A NEW ORLEANS letter-writer says
that old Jnbal EARLY, now an annex OF
the Louisiana lottery, goes slouc .llE
about the corridors of the ST. Charles
Hotel like ghost OF the past. Ona Of
his fads is that he will never accept q
National bank note with a portrait Of
General Grant on it.
BEN BUrLER's eccentric attire is the
subject of considerable gossip in Wash
ington. When he envelops his short,
chunky figure in a. thick fur overcoat'
with the fur outside, and pulls q fur cap
over his ears, he is said to look like an
Esquiman. He varies this costume oc-
casionally by wearing sombreros In
place of tho fur cap.
MARK TWAIN has drawn the line at
'sauthors' readings in his personal aid
to the international copyright scheme.
He writes that never more will he take
part in one of those readings. They
are always so irrationally conducted
His objection lies to the tedious extern
sion Of the readings beyond the limits
of time originally set.
JUDGE MARK BLANDFoRD, OF the deor'
gia Supreme bench, is a firm believer in
the zodiac signs. He lost an arm at the
battle of Mcdowell, Va, in May, 1862
and he declares that he and every other
soldier who got wounded in the arm In
that combat recovered, while all the
leg wounds proved mortal. He says he
had occasion to take particular notice OF
that fact.
WALT WHITMAN is the most pictur-
esque character in American literature
to-day. His splendid wealth OF white
hair is fitting frame for face OF ma
jestic beauty. His magnificent figure
is not yet bowed down with ths weight
of seventy winters. In his youth he
described himself as q trough" and he
was in the habit of associating with
stage-drivers, and he sometimes hand
led the reins and drove down Broadway,
dressed in outrageous style. But OF
late years he has settled down into
decorous and most respectable character,
as the "QOod, gray poet.
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29
TERMS AND TITLES.

"vARLET'' is the same word as ''valet, y
and each is an offshoot Of the feudaI
':vassal."
MADAME is my lady" and sir has
been extracted from the Latin Senior
through the French.
ssDANpEIIoN'' is dent de leon 1.-THE
lions tooth), and vinegar was once
vim aigre (sour wine).
'sBrscu1r'' keeps alive the Latin bis
coctus (twice oooked), and g. verdict is
simply we're dictum (true saying).
A WILLIAM before the stigma OF dis
grace was attached to him, was a laborel
on the villa of Roman country gentle.
man.
AN Earl was an 'selder' in the print.
tive society, while Pope is the same as
'spapa," and Gear and Kaiser are both
Caesars"
QUEEN at first meant 'swife'' or moth.
err" and a survival Of it's early signifi-
cation exists in ssquean," used now only
in a bad sense.
ssJ1MM1NY'' is a "Reminiscences Of the
classical adjuration, Q genaini, used by
the Romans when they called upon the
twins Castor and Pollux to help them.
RED1NeoTE is riding coat, borrowed
by the French from our own language,
and returned to us in a new guise with
the dressmaker's stamp of approval.
.'SLop' shop has nothing to do with
Stops, as some amateur etymologists
have asserted, but means clothing shops,
the word coming from the Icelandic
stopper, q coat.
LORD is the AnglcSaxcn hlaford (loat
aistributer). The Latin term for ''lord'
(dominus) has given US dominic" The
old term for preacher, and the same root
is found in dame.
"RoAmERs'' are people who go to Rome
to see the Pope, and 'ssaunterers' was
the appellation bestowed on the reliig-
ious enthusiasts who made the pilgrim
age to the sainte terre the Holy Land.
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29
friends about here who'd be glad e
hear Of his death 81 4s

friends about here who'd be glad "a
hear Of bis death
4 In the Tower Of L.ond lon Beefeater -
That's block and axe Of the sixteent h
century 8 Mr.. Doml (pork Cincinnati,
they must have had terrible small
hogs ID them days. There amt room
enough on it T. crack Q spare-rlb. = ~
a man was 70 be. hanged, and was on
the scaffold with the sheriff and the
parson.
The sheriff said to the prisoner:
Y GU might be seated"
mo, thank you, = replied the prisoner,
II cam stay long, 4, 4
Have you any automatic toys1"
Eyes, large assortment. How do
you like thiss'
ut appears to be broken" 4s
s.No, madam; you do not understand
the idea. It is an automatic tramp,
and does not WORK =
.'Well, Jack, gave you violin on
your last birthday; are you making pro-
gressp''
sNh, YES, uncle. 1 can't play Every
we'll yet, but I'm surely making pro
gress, for my teacher said Yesterday:
MY. Jack. there you are again, seven
bars ahead"
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29
QUEER MONETARY MEDIUMS.

d d @ a.T
OXEN form the circulating medium
among the Zulus and Kafirs. II
TIN to-day forms the standard OF
value at the great fairs Of Nishni Nov
gorod. s
In the retired districts Of New Gui-
nea female slaves form the standard Of
value.
AMoNa some Of the nativesAustralians
greensboro Gade) and red ochre form
the currency.
IHoN spikes, six being drachm q
hand are employed il certain parts OF
Central Africa. 81
e. CHOCOLATE IS used in the interior OF
South America for q currency, as are
cocoanuts and eggs.
Nh NORWAY even now uSes corn for coin.
In India cakes Of tea pass as currency,
and in China pieces Of silk.
WHALES teeth are used By. the Fijians,
red feathers BY some Of 1 the South Sea
Islanders and sal in A Yssi MIA.
The small hard she'll known . the
q cowrie Is used il Ind the Indian ISL
5ands and Africa ii the place of subsid-
larry ooiin. u I
IN the BRUSH West Indies pins. q
slice 81 bread - pinch off snuf hays
M purc ~ Ner, on tho
cnl s.
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29
|. s., ST. P. & UP.
These Letters ARE thh Initials Of the
New Line Through Wyoming and
Idaho t. ;aPP Pacific Northwest.

This line is composed of the Chicago,
st. Paul, Mime polis & Omaha and
Union Pacific ~ a.yss and reaches
more r;Weste-r u los Jhanany other
line, as foIlouf 49,
HALEY, Boise C1tY, lewiston. Moscow
and principal Idaho points. s..
Walla Walla, Colfax, Pennington,
Rockford. spokane Falls and numerous
Washington points. .
Baker: City, Pendleton, Portland and
principal Oregon points.
Ogden and Salt Lake City. the largest
points in Utah.
San Francisco, Los Angeles and all
California points from Mt. Shasta to
San Diego.
And this line also reaches Butte,
Anaconda and many other points In
Montana.
Also note that by this line accom-
modations are furnished in Pullman
Family Sleeping Cars at verv low rates
to holders Of second class tickets going
to Washington, Oregon and California.
When you get ready to go West, be-
fore deciding upon your route, call on
agents of c.. st. p, M. & 0. RY.. who
will cheerfully furnish rates and infor-
nation about through car service over
the LAKE SUPERIOR, ST. PAUL &
UNION PACIFIC LINE and connections,
or for pamphlets and maps address
T. w. sTE,ASDALE, y,
6 ,leyal Passenger Agsnt. St. Paul.
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29

UNITED Ireland: The meaning Of the
great battle IN Tipperary is at last
dawning on the people of England, and
compels their admiration. They see a
courage and an enthusiasm and self-de
votion in their intensity absolutely
startling in this selfish, every man for
himself nineteenth century Of ours.
The people Of Tipperary have faced
eviction, have patiently endured the
confiscation Of their homes and property
rather than single coin Of their hard
earned money should help the extermi-
nation Of their poorer brethren on the
PonsOnbY estate. This was the spirit
that set the roofs CT Moscow ablaze
over the heads Of Napoleon's soldiers
that opened the dykes Of Holland and
swept the invaders from the free soil.
The stubborn. straightforward, plucky
Euglishman is just the man to apprecl-
ate this heroism when the facts are once
in his head.
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29

AN Eastern paper in commenting on
the celebration Of St. Patrick's day as
being largely in the form of literary
and social entertainments, lectures,
concerts. etc., assigns the sudden de-
parture from public parades and other
equally public demonstrations, to pre-
vailing business depression" Then
business is booming in Minnesota If the
grand parade given in, St. Paul last
Monday means ANYTHING. Thousands
OF people were in line, and every one
was happy. The editor of that paper
should come west ana stay here.
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29
7,N|I,ta,s, Oregon, Washington.

If you are going west bear in mind the follow
ing facts: The Northhrn Pacific Railroad owns
and operates 987 miles, or 81 per cent Of the en-
tire railroad mileage of Montana; spans the
Territory with it's main line from east to west;
is the short line to Helena: the only Pullman
and dining car line to Butte, and is the only line
that reaches Miles City, Billings, Bozeman, Mis-
soula, the Yellowstone National Park and. In
fact, nine-tenths Of the cities and points Of in
terest in the Territory.
The Northern Pacific owns and operates 62l
miles, or IS per cent of the railroad mileage Of
Washington, its main line extending from the
Idaho line via Spokane Falls, Cheney, Sprague,
Yakima and Eiensburg, through the centre of
the Territory to Tacoma and Seattle. and from
Tacoma to Portland. No other trans -continentaa
through rail line reaches any portion Of Wash
ington Territory. Ten days stop over privileges
are given on Northern Pacific second class tick
cts at Spokane Falls and all points west, thus
adording intending settlers an excellent eppor-
tunity to see the entire Territory without incur
ring theexpense Of paving local fares from point
to point. \.
The Northern Pacific Is the shortest route
from ST Paul to Tacoma by 2O7 miles; toSeattle
by III miles, and to Portland By sM intestine
correspondingly shorter, VARYING from one to
two DAYS, according To estimation. No other
line from st. Paul or Minneapolis runs through
passenger cars Of any kind into Idaho, Oregon
or Washington sS ss9
\ IN addition to being the only rail line to spe-
kane Falls, Tacoma and Seattle. the Northern
Pacific reaches an the principal points il North
sern Minnesota and Dakota. Montana. Idaho,
Oregon and Washing ton. Bear a mind that the
Northern Pncif and Shasta line II the famous
scenic route u al points "a Cal
Send for iilnstrated pamph let's maps and
books Giving you valuable I'M formal IA refer.
ence 4, the country trays great Line
from TT Paul, III nnea1 ade. Duluth and Aahs
land tO oYflana, l)reRo1(, Anl Taoomaa nd
tle, WlshipRto on and stnlnp9s
Tor the new 1es (solanty of
yotirl ne lie eks
al \. HI
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29

CATHOLIC COlumbian: Dlstrust the
loyalty of that man who goes about
with tag on. labelled: Il am patriot.
Genuine patriotism does not advertise
itself. 1t finds action in the unostenta
t,ous performance of the duties Of citi.
zenship, not the least of which is respect
for the great American principle Of
civil and religious liberty. The true
patriot is willing that his nelghbor
should differ. with him in partisan
politics and religious faith. and he has
regard for the convictions and the con.
science of all. The bogus patriot imag
ines that all persons who do not think
as he does, are enemies of the republic.
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29

THE Boston Post, writing editorially
Of Cardinal Newman's works, says :
His prose style is Of the purest, and
his poetry is notable for it's depth of re.
!igious feeling and for it's simplicity of
uttcrance. 1t is strange that his works,
which are unusually interesting. if for
nothing else. for their perfection Of
form, should be passed over as they
have been by the students Of literature
in this country for those Of writer's far
less worthy Ct study"
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29
BE ! a MAN ] 1 ! \

h When Wild waves run hieh mid the tempest 81
life. s33s III
10 your quarters, and work with VIII;
BE eteadfast and strong mid the elements
Y strife. t3335.5 9@ ". s.5 s5
And bide Till the waters be still.
y What matter though darkness may shroud from
/: thy view
For aseaeon the light that 3 to guide?
n To thyaelf, through all perils and trials, be
h true.
And the gloom and the storm will subside.
Il In the midst Of hfe's fray you may miss thu
straight way,
But be trustful. and do what you can;
4 And. az pre as there's light, you will come ou
I'll right,
IL you'll only behave like man.
When pleasure shall lead thee to scenes of de
light.
Do not yield q soft heart to the snare
ii It were vain to be brave in the storm and the
night,
II you're feeble in daylight's full glare,
And oft as sou quaf from enjoyment's BRIG hi
cup, IN
s Think Of others in sadness and woe,
And keep one hand free. mid your glee, to lift
up
Some less happy brother laid low.
Let no pleasure or JOY in your bosom destroy
Tho traces Of natures own plan, az.
Nor, plunged in excess. leave friend in dis
tress,
But though festive, yet still be man!
1t is not by anger, by stiffness and pride
That the metal of manhood is shown,
No: You'll find ali it's weight and its value
reside
In maxim to ancients we'll known:
Learn to .'bear and forbear'' wrote wise Plato of
old,
'Tis motto to print on the heart;
In torbearing be gentle, in bearing be bold,
And you'll act throughout life mans part.
Aye "bear and forbear,'' 'tis motto will wear.
And be new till the end of iifes span,
Keep it always in view, to its lessons be true.
For it simply means this-be mani
The Irish standard., 1890-03-29

AN exchange says that Mr.. Gladstone
has put the opposition on the govern.
ment on tho defensive III the house BY
his request for permission to enter a
motion Of the nature of a rule. The
motion is that when a member Of the
house makes charge against a min
lister and refuses to accept the ministers
denial he shall not be suspended by the
speaker because the mini ster happens
to be member of the house of Lords.
There is a good deal OF shrewdness in
this move as it will appeal to the self
respect Of every member of the house OF
commons. It merely puts him in his
moral capacity on level with q peer.