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Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08


Luz-About that
Ces-And % think that but for this uiserabls
discovery. You would have been my own FOR life.
Iuiz Through lie 10 decth-a quarter Of
hoCr ago.
Cas- low greedly my thirsty ears would have
drunk the golden mcloly OF those sweet words
quarter wc.l IT'S now about twenty minutes
since GookiDg q, her wGtch)
LgE About that IN such q matter one csnnot
be too precise.
The verse is frequently poetical, and it
is charming 20 note the manner in which
Sir Arthur Sullivan enters into the spirit
II the lines. The Gondoliers' duet,
"Wc're called Gond0licri" is light and
c1y, until a reference is made in the
course of IL % vc7pcrs and vigils and
scrcnades ard then q shade % sentiment
Is cunuinsly suggested in the score by
other means than a simple piano. The
good Ideas are discrectly handled and
not ovcrione. The fantastic notion Of
turning the Duke Of Plaza-Toro into a
limited company rs o case in point A
few sentences spring from the announce
r,ent Inc daughter trusts that she may
never bo called upon at any time 70 Wit
ness her honored sire an process q hqui
dauon and her mother admits that. ~
your father stops, j., viii Of course he
necessary to wind him mp. Otherwise
little is heard Of the Duke in his novel
capacity until Tire excellent satire of the
sonzin which Duke and Duchess describe
tho nature of tbe functions they fulGl.
the Duks explaining how he secures
honors 20 satisfy cheap ambition, adver-
t.scs ready made tailo~s. AZ whose
manufacture be admits that Robinson
Crusoe would gibe. whue part Of the
Duchess confession runs:
~rte letsers uls-art
Co u--.o2nss patent
A-i 7se auy 9'hs- y7a u1aTe7i.
A. ~~-v rr7 c~-1-.ez'rn
Derive ts ps-fr-ri71
Fror7 sou1e 1r.trs soap-rhie1 = do~Sn e
Tt certainly doesntr' tie D,aza quantity
echoes Tie ladies' ~bo A. once advertise
iheneelves and soar are 81 fs-ni5ar. and
ire business fs e. obvious and absurd.
nat t Is 3 wor er @atir.-s have had
rothi7e effective en- ear tae-t-
SIR -trars r-u7- Sc ~rfsllneI~ RE
',tio'1s -91 ere FRESHNESS p e. --7sl1-
s7- r.at SIS is his tenth pr4.
quite ev-rsc-lt lt-arr 0r rrr rare
i-deei @ re ~ar- f-t er5- - tls
orr wr-s Ir rras scer.s a. tires
ws - -a rt ne w rCf
ea-ta AMI perhaps sra.a ersup.es
SD mere rarely IS tE.-e d suggestion -f
The w~s ~ ~ r-r uss an. eEos7f
wien te r-rrsF iu taras - alTa7s
Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08

and, like all edu-
Gated Portuguese,
the burning de-
sire Of his life Is
10 restore the glo-
Ies of the Portu-
Guee empire in
Africa and India.
Four hundred
years ago, nearly,
Nasco ia CANA
made his wonder
ful voyage and
eTplOrad tho
Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08

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Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08
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Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08
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Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08

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Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08

ence from tho yul~ar crowd who call
themselves she best society lhcaven
save tAe mark ot St0ycr's Mil. Even
a wedding does not appeal to their sense
@ decency, and FOR good reason. En-
yiols of the brilliant event AZ the Ben
sons, AZ which was Assem- bled fair
women and brave nen, they gathered
about the house like 50 many hyenas
and made the wclkin ring with their
untimely yells and catcalls. Their un-
couth references % your correspondent
are passed by with whitening scorn.
Whether or not we changed our socks
FOR ,hc wedding IS none Of their affairs.
II is presumed we know tho usages of
g6od society or we would not have been
there Looking al it in its most chari-
table light, IL was an impertinent ques-
ton 70 shout through the open window,
and we take this occasion TO say that
the wretchos who did it do not know the
first principles OF what constitutes the
true gentleman.
The bride costume was tasteful and
becoming, made largely, we under
stand, by her own fair hands, and the
remarks Of these would-b social leaders
OF StOver's MIL concerning IL woro out
OF place and insulting in the extreme.
Get onto der jug Ridge weddin' slip
pCrs.' Smell de bars grease on de
brides Aowin' ringlots." were express
siOns that these low iguoramusess seemed
20 think was the essence Of wit and
good humor. We do not so regard them.
Two or three of the better people
from S,over's Mill were present at the
wedding by invitation, and their efforts
20 excuse the conduct Of tho gang on the
outside led, as matter OF course, to
some high words. Luckily their ne
farious attempt tc get our fiddler intox-
icated was discovered and nipDcd in the
bud. soon after this discovery one Of
the supposedly better people from tho
MIL was promptly knocked through a
dining-roOm window. He had the ef-
froHtery % want his wedding present
handed ont 20 him Through the window,
bat tao bride. with true spirit. declined
20 yield it, and instead hurled a chair
leg at his offending head Served him
right, say we.
The galiantyo Bridegroom stepped
out on che porch and aarounced in no
uncertain tones that he could whip. ono
a. a time. any tvo cnrs iu tho crowd.
and it is noticed that his pc-emptory
challenge was not accepted, notwith-
standing De offered every iutucement IN
tie way ol fair play. The Stovers Mil
ye,.0w-hamme-s bark a great deal about
their fighting qualities. but with very
few exec options thore has been no social
event on tha Ridge this season whom
they dii noe get tho everlasting dav-
u-a-s knocked right out 90 them. and
ta- same can he done again. II proof
O. or assertion we have only 20 ciso Tho
BrsF.ar,e nlptlals. the iebs0n dance
and tle App. gata t47v-pglL Their
game now appears 20 Bs 70 lay outi IA
The z-ass and rovi aatI such time as
the beautiful chocolate color fades out
~ tao vicial;y of their syesiea eat-Nov
NCr, tEo-.3
Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08
MATTERS II MICHIGAN.
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l.l1 Jaalary
TI.-fs 4. r. rs,re s..ar.st fever a. gae
Site P,.tg..- 1901
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Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08

WnstHer 0n pleasure hc0t or hr- ness.
~.au lssr nn every t~u ~
SYRUP ~ -. a. lt scts p ssert y art
fectus ou tne Kidneys .vsr ana
..r prevent " feveTs f saf f8rrs- 1r.t
.frer forms 1t sickness. F0r sale 0 5ac
11d 81 tCttes tv a. lead ne truE- se..
Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08
ABOUT THE 60ND0IER
TIE story OF Gilbert sud sullivan
Latest opera.

fietares >t-a4as ~ ssaas fAte-t 'As
1e4la- -4ls. ~ tlse .ssseetrf@ f@ -
gether With a h shy ApPre~
eiallRe Aat4slt.
Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08

~Idrfn grows ckY-tomWoD now
drr- have q vulgar glare. PoIhonI- D.
tae ..r C0mp x.1a Powder dt % u-a.
sis uether KueW What wasIiest
oI irom prlcuca. u-e Ot the
tsuele.t. effects of Rcd Clover. when
uIt eleven years o- age ald ~crolI-
Ions sVrI.a--, CARRYING both arms .u
ous pos lnu trr weeks at "a tIl..
Doctors ss'd ON exam not,on that
might iv. % F.ar. possibly tro at tfe
longest. bui 20 longer. Ny moiar
tools charge %. no, and ia 4 oil-
fashioned way ot dactorug and usu-
fet Clover, Z am today d wcil aud
hearty ntn. rulc your extract uf
fet Clover came m tbc market. I
.ee u with good r.sg Iv
wfn = uo'F usHg it far dreny ea.
rt debility aai is doing b
wore good tH1u a1vta ~ she has ST..
tnad- t.- tnst f3f Tonic aul
b.0uo Al .J there r1ta < .o r.o..
t- Fogr cEtrst ~ Rli Clover. IuI
t-e free ~ H-e tlts 3s d9 uat a.-
-te to recommend 70 tl 8ry WHO aro
afflicted. Yours truly
Al. JOHNSON
Re- Haw.n Av... Na+ro 3.
u = ~ Lo0s. Fa. Clover l... ne,r0.t
E.r ~ara b,. WHIT. q Watt
Telegram-herald., 1890-01-08
THE TELEGR,M HERaLD WEDNESDAY MORNING JANUARY 1890


GRAND kAFGes NAKKGTs.
Dresses Beei =
-E eeEso
lifte'c4 4s.t a- pe-l.a
ftase- -Aat--t sitt
Lfes,za tl. Es tf E sltshsEs. - ~
=. -at t4o.2 sse peana
Bldcs.
efeca -s.s4.sr8 psuna
fa .lEae.
s.. eu.ta ..aa4
ps-na
t @hr pound
-arvE $50 racl
-a-e~ pe-a4
fsrmers Freasos.
ttef-ls vps41a
tf
fetaIs 81, aa,hel
-aass saesss hUu4sed,
t.fa 4e5le e.sAs
aashe
te.sa'as -she.
~l---s t-sarl
Grain faosr zas Fssa.
Nhe4l -Aen. 81 a4sls!
Core ta~ar
t.l, SEES. nusle-
t.I. h.a|tl t.a
hs bu--e.
ps+ty nasae
E.a. I'm
l.e-.-LlLy Nalr. s-lv. Patent g 90 . hua-
Jobbor,' Prices
Apples-Ss p barrel
Beans -t. l0sAsl.
Egs-4a QuLcn.
bDleI-sa - p pound.
P0t4locs--sc p bushcl.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-08-25
AUTHORS AND ARTISTS.

BENJAMIN P. SIHLLABER (NIrs. Part
1ngton) IS soventy-six years old.
WILL CARLETON is said to mako
poetry pay and receives an average Of
$500 for his poems.
MADELINE LEMAIEE, who is one of tho
most successful and distinguished of
modern French artists, has beauty as
we'll as talent. She is tall brunette.
with charming manners, soft. dark ewes
and sweet and intellectual face.
SIR JOHN MILIAIs was so struck by
tho loneliness Of q young lady whom ho
mot in u ballroom in London rcccntly
that no asked her to allow him to paint
her portrait. Tho young lady said YES.
ana gets picture worth 5000 guincas
for nothing.
JOAQUIN MILLER has permanently re-
tired to his mountain homo. thrco miles
back OF Oakland, Cal, end refuses to
have any intercourse with tho world.
lie has built thrco quaint cottages, in
one OF Which tho cratic poet dwclls,
tho second shelters his mother, and in
tho third his wife and children live.
JOHANN MARTIN ScHuErEn, tho 70.
tlrcd Roman Catholic priest at Baden,
germany, who gave Volapuk to tho
world, Is quito satisfied with tho prog
rcss the now world language" has
made In its lrst ten years. Houses nil
ever the world ore conducting their cor.
respondence in it, It is stated, and there
Is now Q library OF over 1900 volumes Of
Volapuk, while millions have become
acquainted with its nsa.. ...-------..---
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-08-25
THE NEW CONSTITUTION.

The proposed new Constitution
provides that the aggregate number
OF both branches of the Legislature
shall noyor exceed forty, and until
otherwise ordered by the Legislature,
shall consist of fifteen Senators al d
twenty Assemhlymen, to be appor-
toned between the different counties
i'll accordance with the population,
basod upon the census of 1890.
Until otherwise provided by law,
the apportionment of Senators and
Assemblymen III the different coun-
ties shall be as follows, to-wit: Ello
county, two Senators and three AS
semblymen; Eureka county, two SEN
ators and five Assemblymen; Hum
boldt county, one Senator and two
-Assemblymen; Lincoln county, one
Senator and ono Asscmblyman; Es-
meralda county, one Senator and two
Assemblymon; Washoe county, two
Senators and three Assemblymen;
Ormsby county, two Senators and
three Assomblymen; Storey county,
four Senators and six Assemblymen.
To the average reader the justice
in giving Eureka county five Assem-
blymen while Elko and Washoe coun-
ties, two Of the most populous as vel!
us prosperous counties III The State,
are given but three each, is not ap-
parent. The "fine italian hand" of
somo political manipulation is appar-
emit in the proposition, and it is safe
to say that that section will never be
endorsed by a Constitutional Couven-
ton composed of representative men
FROM all parts Of tho State.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-08-25
Stanford Ignored.

The Sacramento Bee says: ut vii
DO scon that the Republican platform
and resolutions entirely ignore all
nontion Of tho name Of Senator
Stanford. There are two reasons for
that. One is that to have eulorized
bin would have been to have thrown
q tircbrand in tho Convention, Geo.
y. Knight, ever on tho alert for a row,
vas primsd with an attack upon
Stanford; so was member Of the
alameda delegation, and SO, it is ex-
Eected, were one or two others. The
wise-heads thought it botter to choke
taeso fellows of and give them no
show to explode. The other reason
vas that it would not have loobed
1ell to- have endorsed Stanford and
RAxo omitted giving some words OF
Rsaise, TO- Morrow. AS the latter
Rdold be an iinpossibiRty, tho conclu.
Ssedk was reached not to say anything
sn tie anbisct,,~ ="
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-08-25
SnHce for Both Goose and Gander.

The Reno Gazette, in discussing
the candidacy of NJ. d. Foley for SEN
ator from Washoe county, says:
IF the Republicans of Washoe can
not find an old and respected citizen
whom they can trust to look after
tho. connty's interests, then lot them
put up the gentleman from Eureka
and elect him if they can"
Now, let us SEQ how the language
quoted, by changing fow words, ap-
plies to. tue gentleman to whom tho
Gazette, as one of the modest nine-
teon," rendered the nomination for
Governor or Congressman:
"If the people of Nevada cannot
End an old and respected citizen
whom thoy can trust to look after the
States interests, thon let them. put Up
tho gentleman from California and
slect him il they can
Foley has lived as long in Reno MS
Nowlands, and if the latter is quail
tied for Congressman the former
ought to DO for the Legislature
lSilver State.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-08-25
FOREIGNERS OF NOTE.

BISMARCK speaks English with scarce
ly my accent
Mr.. GLADSTONE makes it rule never
to travel on Sunday.
PRESIDENT CARNor Is said to be tho
most tastofully dressed public man in
France.
SOME Italian journalists havo inter
vowed Kossuth at Superga. IIc is az
tlicted with slowly progressing ca taract,
but he himself believes that death will
arrive sooner than blindness.
THE King Of tho Rclgians was having
his portrait painted and became bored at
the length OF the sitting. Draw largo
man, with q big nose, and you have me, +"
he said, impatiently, to the artist.
LORD WoLSELEY has written to a
friend in Baltimore that "Wo (tho En-
glish) fool quite rs proud of tho United
States as any of it's people can be. Its
honor and reputation are as dear to us
as they can DO to tho other Gido of tho
Atlantic"
EMIN PASTA now speaks, counting
African dialects, no fcwor than twenty
seven different tUagucs, and he certainly
is ablo to write and speak at least half
dozen European languages with rs great
case and flucncy as he speaks his native
German.
THE cX-Emprcss Eugenio has present.
cd touching gift to tho Empress Frcd-
crick. 1t is gold med allion, of great
artistic beauty, bearing her coat-of-arms
as Countess of Montijo, richly set with
turquoiscs, rubics and enc raids. 1t con-
tains Il lock of the giver's hair.
THE Princess Louise has moro skill
than an Indian at handling canoo and
often lands without assistance 4 salmon
weighing as much as thirty pounds.
Whom sho kills q particularly finc fish
she carefully packs it in leo and sends
it to her royal mother, tho Queen.
WITH the solid silver dinner service
OF 23G pieces that has been presented to
Stanley by tho Emin Pasha relief COM
mitteo is tho following inscriptions
"lIcnry NJ. Stanley on his wedding day
To commemorate duty nobly done and
great enterprise splcndidly achieved in
Darkest Africa"
THE Archduchcss Valerie, of Austria,
has constituted herself tho good genius
of boy Of seven, who is already q mu-
sician of great promise. Tho Archduch-
css has promised to defray the cost of
tho child's musical education, and he, to
show his gratitude, has composed SER
cnado for tho forthcoming marriage OF
his patronoss. Tho boy, whose name is
Spiclmann, was flvo years old when tho
Archduchess first heard him play, and
Is looked upon as prodigy. Tho Arch
duchess wisely made it condition that
he was not to appear publicly until he
was grown up.
TIE German Emperor is a great
smoker and his cigars arc manufactured
expressly for him, says Eugono Field.
Not long ago, sitting of IN evening in
one of tho apartments of his palace, he
inadvertently reached out and struck q
match on splendid oil-painting that
stood on an easel hard by. Tho Empress
was as mad as wet hon. your Majcs-
ty," said she, eff you wcro not tho En-.
pcror and my husband should chastiso
you" And SHE wouIL navJ done 1t. too,
for BIO it known that Augusta is husky
damo and one of exceedingly lusty tom
per.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1890-05-28
"What shall do?" moaned Mrs. Culver
full. Instead Of a plump brunette she be-

"What shall I do?" moaned Mrs. CULVER
full. Instead Of plump brunette she be-
beld slender blonde in a morning robe.
"Jim never would believe it was me if
swore it!i she exclaimed, wriDgiDg her
hands. "And she would not give him up,
| know OBJ let her elcue for that! oh,
miserable wretch that amp
s'biiserable already?" cried voice that
she knew. and there on her dressing table
stood the little old fairy. "Hayen't you
money! Haven't you fine clothes, maid,
plenty Of friends-all that heart can wish?
Aren't you Miss sticklebsck, as you wished
to be?"
"Did wish it?" mosned poor Mrs. Quiv-
erfull. 'Oh, what an idiot was, when
had lovely baby, and darling children,
and such dear, dear husband as my Jim.
Nov I'm ali alone ia the world. Change
mo back.'
The old fairy shook her head, and Mrs
Quiverfull in despair threw herself wildly
upon the bed.
back my children! Give me back my babyW
she screamed.
"Here it is," said somebody.
"Had nightmare, wifelet? Well, nev-
er! Thonght some one had stolen baby? I
only took it down stairs so that you might
sleep bit. I've made the fire aud the cof.
fee. Feel bettei?"
'Oh I'm at home," sighed Mrs. Qui7er-
full, clutching the infant. "I've got you
safe-I've got them all. What happy wo-
man am! Come and kiss me, Jim. Real
ly, have got you?"
"I'Ve been thinking. Amelia, that per-
haps wasn't much of husband" said
Quiverfull. relieving his feelings at last
"That you were little tired of me and of
getting along on such small salary, and
all. It's not a very lively life"-
"Oh, Jim!" said Amelia, ''don't say that.
was cross yesterday, but l wouldn't be
anybody else but me for anything. Nobody
else has such nice husband and children,
and as for baby"-
''She is a wonderp' said Mr., Quiverfull.
''She is like youP'
And from that day to this Mrs. Quiverfull
has never envied Miss Stickleback, and,
though, to be sure, all that about the fairy
was stupid dream, has never uttered any
rash wishes aloud.-Mary Kyle Dallas in
Fireside Companion.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1890-05-28
5OUTHW ARD.

No. carries Pullman Palace Sleeping Car
thr ough from New York and Philadelphia via
Harrisburg to Chattanooga and Memphis, with
out change.
Has connection at Hagerstown with fast mail
from Baltimore.
Also makes close connection at Waynes-
boro junction with G. o. Railway west
bound trains.
No. has through connection from Philadel-
phia via Harrisburg and G. V. Railroad, also
carries Pullman BuffetSleeping Car from Phil
without change. e.
CONNECTIONS.
At HagerstoWn, Nd, with the Western Mary.
land Railroad to and from Baltimore, Freder-
lex, Emmittsburg. Gettysburg, Penmar.
Waynesboro, Pa, and points on the Western
Maryland Railroad and branches
With the Cumberland Valley Railroad to and
from Harrisburg, Carlisle, Shippensburg
Chambersburg. Mercersburg, ,Martinsburg. and
points on the Cumberland Valley Railroad and
branches.
Also to and from Pittsburg and the Westand
Northwest. and Boston, New York, Philadel-
phia, and the North and East.
At Shenandoah Junction, w. Va, with Main
Line of Baltimore & Ohio Railroad to and from
the West.
Waynesboro junction with c. & o Ry. East
and West-bound trains.
At Loch Laird, with Lexington Branch OF
Richmond Il Allegheny Railroad.
At Buchanan with Main Line of Richmond
& Allegheny Railroad.
At Roanoke, with Norfolk G Western Rail-
road.
STAGE CONNECTIONS,
At Boyce. for Millwood and Winchester Va
At tTroutville for Fincastle.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1890-05-28
UNCLE SETH ON BROWNING.

I've been readin' Brownin'-our schoolmarm
said he writ
The tallest kin'er poetry the worl's diskivered
yet
Now like pottery bettern pie, or any kin'er
sass,
An banker fort like winter cows a-hankerin'
for grass.
I took the book down to the brook. sez I'll hev
1t rich.
Pll soak myself in poetry an sentiment. an
SIGH;
The brook'll kinder keep in tune, the bokolink
an birds
Will sing their song, an SO keep time with
this great poets words.'
An SO started into read; twas jest like rid'n
roun'
In big, bumpin'. dingle cart, right over new
plowed groun';
AM now am then the OK 'ud break am down
you'd go kerfiop,
Then two or three more wheels 'ud bust. an
then the boss 'ud stop.
An then he'd start off on a rush, an go a.
whirlin' roun';
Sometimes the cart wuz sideways. an some
times upside down;
An then thered come an awful jolt, a kinder
crazy crash,
An fust ye'd know.the dingle cart 'ud bust an
go to smash.
s'pose that's wen the poem stopped; didn't
read no more;
My bones wuz mixed permiscus like, an all
my jints wuZ sore;
The bobolink few up a tree, an never raised
ayip,
An 1 went home. an thirteen weeks wuz laid
up 18th the grip.
IS. W. Foss in Yankee Blade,