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The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

uuAFd, ana Ihcre Is TUB AUTOMATIC ARTIST
where tho Illusion comes in. The black.
board Is coucare, and 50 but two motions
are necessary-up and down or right
and left-to make a drawing. It can
clearly BE seen that the motions Of the
artist, who has hold OF the crayon below.
who s drawing on convex surface, will
be followed above.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

The Thunderbolt train leaving Denver
daily at p. m, Colorado Springs at ESQ
p. m. and Pueblo at 9:25 p. M, carries
through vestibule and chair cars to Chica
go, arriving at Chicago the second morn
ing at 80, serving supper out of Denver
in Santa Fe Route famous vsstibule din
ing cars. This is the only line running
dining cars in and out of Denver. For a
pleasant trip, take this train when going
East. Double daily train service to all
California points
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

One of the engrossing clerks at Albany
is an exceedingly illiterats man, aud
secured his place through pull. A
fellow clerk who was looking over the
draft suddenly asked:
"How do you spell the word "in-
GOMEZ"
a don't know" he answered, "how
do 2"
well, here you have it "incum."
BY Jovelr said the dissenter from
Websters photography. Il don't know
how l came to leave off the b. "-ICom-
mercial Advertiser.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

Editor of college paper-Did you see
the last issue of the Phi Gamma Kappa
Subscriber-Yaas, and l must say, old
man
Editor-Yes; know what you're 60
ing to say, and apologize. / was alb
sent last week, and my assistant ran in
an article on an educational topic. 1t
shall! never occur exain,-IIiPpineott's
MAkaxsRA
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

and women from Colorado should prepare
themselves for good positions at some
good Business College or School of Short
hand. We recommend the Iowa Business
College, at Des Moines, Iowa. You can
get lessons by mail in Shorthand, and re.
duced Railroad fare. You can see the
school at work in the catalogue.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

u passed, dad shouted Montana
s.hool.boy, rushing into his fathers
AIMS Passed, did you' you young
s.nnnde, Why didn't you raise EN- .
stsoS If blues and keep up tbs homer o..
s IN family, rseIsiIanssgtlls Tlmts
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

There is no article made, that purity is
as important in as soap. Thousands, how
ever, buy cheap adulterated soaps, to save
a few cents and lose dollars in rotted
clothing. Dobbins' Electric Soap, per-
fectly pure sdpes dollars.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

Time-12:30 a. m.
Maud-How far do you live from here,
Mr.. Hangaround?
Mr.. Hangaround-Oh, about two miles.
Maud dnnocently)-I hear that you are
fond of walking?
Mr.. Hangaround-oh, yes, very much
so.
Maud (suggestivelyl-n you weDe to
start now, what time do you think you
would get home?
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26
Excursion to GALVESTON.

from Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueb-
10, to Galveston and return, July Goth, at
one fare for the round trip, tickets good
for thirty days. Smooth track, close con-
nections and fast time via this line.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

We will give 500 reward for any case of
catarrh that cannot be cured with HALLS
Catarrh Cure. Taken internally.
+. j. CHENEY g. Co., Proprs., Toledo, o.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

ms picture rep
resents Zoe, the
drawing uutoma.
ton The cnnnec.
ton is made By an
iron rod running
through die stage
below, aud Is there
worked by the op
orator On the
upper and lower
end OF the rod IA
fastened an arm
with n cray0n. Tho
cndeIayon is placed
against a black
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26
CURIOUS AUT0MATA.
SECRETS or FAMoUs .aGIcr.ys
ENPOsED.

mo Automaion ArtIst-a Mechanical
Horn biower-Th- Suspension Trick
secrets That Were Wen kept.-Th,
Eastern Black Art.
Special New York Letter.
Modern demonstrators of the slight of
hand art rely quite as much upon me.
chanical tricks as did their old time pred
ecessors. Indeed. it would be strange
H. with the great Improvements in me
ehanics Characteristic of our age, the
Prcstidlsitateurs were no. able to en-
ploy mechanical aids to their tricks with
startling effect
One OF the best Of modern mechanical
automatic is that of Zoe, tho drawing
girl, exhibited by KeIlar. This automa
ton is in the form Of large doll. seated
on a slight stool, and she draws with the
greatest ease figures, faces, diagrams,
etc, on a small blackboard.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26
New Deal on the Santa Fe,

A perfectly white squirrel, with pink
eyes, was captured few days ago, in
jackson township, Ind.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

To show his happiness on the occasion
of his daughters wedding, the proprietor
of a circus in Lyons, France, made it free
to the public on the bridal day
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

What does it profit man to lead strike
and lose his job, while the other fellows
return to work at the increased payi
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26
100 Young Men

Every dog isn't growler; neither is
every GROWER" dog. They are quite as
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

The best cure for obesity is to board for
the summer at a farm house where you
will be treated like one Of the family.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became hiss, she chung 20 Castoria,
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

An outsider asks: SIN q driving
storm does Jupiter Pluvius hold the
reins" No; he let's 'em go.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

SrHhFta UffAGhTIT H. o%-NN
stationary gas pipe fastened TO the belt
and arm at the back OF the gtri, who
wore apeculiarly made corset. In aeria
snsueusion there Were only two motions
possible. Tho girl was gently lifted by
Tho feet until she took position oil re-
clining upon her elbow on single poie;
As Astarts is now shown, the glri
stands at the hack Of the stage, when Is
covered with n curtain of dark material
and then is raised gently in the air. be
hind that curtain is a stout iron frame
and from the center of itprojects an iron
arm that can be pushed forward ana 10
the right and left, Sits in the curtain De
inc made to accommodate the move
meuts. The pole is fastened to the gris
holt and the belt is made OF stout IRON
grooyed and ringed to admit the END Oh
the arm. which is supplied witha ball. so
when the end OF the iron arm Is Shipped
in the wider opening at the back ana
Iccl,ed II will be seen that she can turn
IN any direction but forward without
hindrance. -,
The draping of her waist IS so arrang ,n
that no matter what the position the sun
will fall over and conceal the belt. he'-
lar. who exhibited Astarte, to further
beirhten the deception, had the girl Jump
through rapidly revolving hoop while
in the air. The hoop passed the IRON at
the hack in this way: 1t was not ,rue
hoop two open ends boing concealed Dy
the numerous ribbons with which 1t was
loosely loo wrapped. Astarte is recent 'h IN,
1..;o, and has been before the pupnc
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

On Il - - ~ II -
Bs,h the method and results when
S,rup Of Figs is taken; it Is pleasant
= refreshing to the taste, and acts
V1tlyyet promptly on the Kidneys,
liver and Bowels. clcanses the sys-
eHectually, dispcls colds, head
rhss and levers and cures habitual
rssiination. Syrup OF Figs ia the
s1lS remedy Of its kind ever pro
iuood. pleasing % the taste and &C
op.able to the stomach, prompt in
: action and truly beneficial in its
tsse;s prepared only from the most
bsAlthy and agreeable substances,
: many excellent qualities com
-sai il 10 all and have made 1t
Lsmost popular remedy known.
Syrup Of FIGS is for sale in SOC
I'd 81 bottles by all leading drug
rs Any reliable druggist who
ny not have it on hand viii pro
are il promptly for any one WHO
t,tss to IN l. Do not accept
~ Substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG syrup co.
Sfa fslsci5co. Gu
AsENFufr ~ Ersy YI9r NE
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

x.1Isr.s Astarte-A. belt with hanges' D. rou'
'A'-''' with ball sockets
Int ia months. Two Boston tAass, J me-
Shs cha named Keys and Chase afe "
taysAipHas
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

A London paper asserts that process is
now known which will work glass into
cloth, of any color or thickness, and rem
der it incombustible.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26
PENSION BILL

Grants pensions to Soldiers, Sailors and their
widows and Children. Present PENSIONS
INCREASED. Write Immediately. stating your
case. j.. @. DERMODY, Atty -at-Law.
Chauncey Building. WASHINGTON, DC.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

When verdant youth called iat the
office of the Texas Plumbago and applied
for position the other day, the editor.
who wasn't very busy just then, ,ut him
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

nFMelnG CLAIMS prosecuted under New
FENStUM Law cireplars showing vino me-, Is
wise nothing TALLaiADGE g TALLhADOE,
Chicaeo IN, and Washington, ID. Z.
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

The Aufnmafnn Fan
farr a. Wlrr- con-
r9sE~s4Wltk valves %
tho horus ~ the
rnuushVirrs running
through the stAsc
valves, and It Is the
gives the tone. The
BY means Of fine wi
the player below sta
the autouiaton being
they naturally follow
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26
cANYASSERS WANTED ~ ssl,s ssPs sass

our speciaities; hardy NORTHERN GROWN NURSERY
STOCK. Large commission or salary and expenses to
successful men; steady employment to .Oo me year
round; outfit FREE. References required Wrlte az
once. state and address. NAY CO., 81. Pani hin
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

The explanation
OF that Is quite sim
pie. hs the drawing
will show. Run
ming directly up
through the stage
and then through q
leg Of the chair is a
long tube and when
the mouthpieoe is
pushed against the
lips of Fanfare it
makes an air tight
connection
The real player.
who sits below,
blows through the
long tube, and, as
afImugiciaus know,
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26
PENSIONS ss gE!::s 81 3!

and Fathers are en-
titled to 81 Q Fee SO when you get your money.
blanks free. JOSEPH IL. HUNTER AttJ Washington. De-
The Lamar register., 1890-07-26

HEN FEHSIVE ENW ! be added TO the PEN
zion list. Rejected and Delayed Claims allowed.
Technicalties wiped out. Have your claim settled
without delay. Patrick o'Earrell Washington. DC
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01

When the man does not impose or
the woman the woman imposes on the
man.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01

When is a man like the letter B p
When he is in bed.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01

Why are tardy persons like bustl es !:
Because they are always behind.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01
A WOman's Charms

soon leaye her, when she becomes a
victim to any one Of the various disor-
ders and peculiar "weaknesses' that
are peculiar to the fair sex. The con-
dition of tens of thousands of women
today is pitiable in the extreme; they
are weak, bloodless creatures, prev to
mental anguish and bodily pain; in
word, "broken DONE" from any one of
numerous causes. To this unhappy
multitude we strongly urge the use of
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, an
mfallible, worldfamed remedy, for all
female irregularities and weakness
es," and which restores the worst suf-
ferer to vigorous health, and renvests
her with all the charms of figure, face
and complexion, that receive such
willing homage from man.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01

time in the spring. However, at home
l was happy and full Of plans and when
after the little baby Robbie came, I got
along so we'll that in May l was ready
to 20. AS friend of nine was going
out to her husband, we went together.
1t was pleasant journey, the little ones
were so good. .7
ED met us at Salt Lake City, and
if we were never happy before we were
then. We STAYED few days in Salt
Lake City, and Ell took me into the
Mormon Tabernacle. where the music
was so grand. Then we went on to
Lehlgh, which was where Ed loca-
ted. He had a snug little cottage for
me, and two maids which was an un-
expected surprise. for was not used to
being waiting upon. However, the
next day noticed some very peculiaa
actions about each and asked Ed some
questions about them. Among other
things asked him if they were marri-
ed, and-oh my God he told me
they were his wives'"
The quiyering frame was clasped IN
the matorn's strong arms. Nothing
but the sobs of the unfortunate woman
could be heard. Presently she quieted,
and, with utter disregard Of her feel
lngs in the matter, continued:
ED said every one did it, and that l.,
being number one, was at the head. l
wrote home for help, for money to get
away. for any thing, but they only
answered that I could expect nothing
else, haylng married m American. A
German would never have treated me
So"
But I vas not entirely without
friends. The lady with whom went
West loaned me money to get away,
and l was going back to my old home
for divorce. had taken dear little
Robbie with me, and had gotten away
on pretext of visiting my friend who
had settled at Salt Lake City. But on
the road Robbie sickened, and when |
reached Denver had to stop off with
him. He died there, poor little boy,
but I never wished him back. Then |
drifted here and there, as my money
was gone, and at last came here.
1t was a year ago today that Ed told
me the two women were his wives. May
God forgive him the awful wrong he
did me, as freely as l forgive him"
That night Nurse Mary died, and the
matron IN her inmost heart registered
a VOW that, come what might she would
avenge the death Of poor, loving Mary,
who died of a broken heart.
When Queen Victoria goes on her
travels she doesn't adopt the Nellie bly,
method of taking a hand satchel and
parasol as her entire outfit. Such does
not become the dignity of an English
sovereign. She Is now on her annual
trip to the German springs and her i'm
pediments, but partially enumerate d
CONSIST of:
Three coachmen.
Nine grooms.
Eight horses.
One donkey.
Three carriages.
Seventy two trunks.
Three sp ;cial beds.
A special cooking stove.
Wine.
Two doctors.
One surgeon.
One surgeon accoucheur for the Prin.
cess Beatrice.
Three ladies in. waiting.
Nine women servants.
One lord.
Two equerries.
Seven dogs.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01

Working for bare llfe-maklng shirts
for babies.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01

If it took coffee so long to settle as it
does men, a great many Of us woulC
drink water.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01

People pick their teeth, and yet they
do not get good ones.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01

Woman's hand may be pale and del
icate, but she can pick upa hotter plate
than a man.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-05-01

Why does miller wear white hat :?
To cover his head.
Daily Republican., 1890-01-27

Tho funeral OF Ex.Leyy Cont Com.
missioner William Polk took place from
his late residence, in Odessa, GU Saturday
afternoon ut 2 o'clock. 1t was very
largely attended. as the deceased was
very much respected. Tho remains were
inferred at Drawyer's Presbyterian
Church Cemetery. Among the prom!-
nent men OF the State preseut were: The
lion. John w. Causey, pfo,honotary
George A. Maxwell, John II. Rodney,
Esq, Walt r II. Hayes. Esq, Deputy
Attorney General Thomas DAVIS, Col.
Cody Anieuger, Levy Court Commis.
slouer Joseph Roberts, W. $. Vaudyke,
Daniel NJ. Cochran, Columbus Watkins,
Purnal J. Lynch, Jefferson u. Foari,
Deputy Clerk Of the Peace Albert u.
Osborne, George l. Townsend, Andrew
McLain OF Philadelphia, john G. Corbit
Daniul Corbit, Archibald Given, Thoma.
H.wkins. John W iIsoa, WA lam Wilson
Sheriff Allen, DIR. Y. H. uilpin, Horatit
N. Willis, Harry A. Nowlaud, Elias N
Moore, Nathaniel " lliams, Jonathan
X. Williams, Levy Court Com m 'ssione
serck 4. Shalleross, l.ecotdcr of Deed
james 4. Shallcross, John r. X. Polk
\ Esq, ex-State Treasurer Robert j, Rey
uolds, J. g. Brown, Patrick Neary, Joil
r Dickcy, AlexaLder ConegYs an,
many others,
Daily Republican., 1890-01-27

The Prudential Insurance Company of
America, whose home Office Ia in Newark,
n. j., Is getting to be one OF tho best
known life Insurance companies in this
country. Its we'll known conservative
management aud the irr,proachsble
character OF It's officers and directors, rs
well us the phehoPs4ai SUCCESS 1t has
attained, has bra Ii into prominence.
IL has Just closuh ~ fourteenth year, ard
as will b. seen lirom Its annual state.
ment, published in another column, its
reputation Tor marked progress has been
well maintained. The assets OF the COM
| pany now amount 10 s3,924, 295 &c; Its
income to Si,6)l ,29S.C aud q humber OF
| policies issued during tue past year
reached the enormous figure OF ESQ, as.
The amount paid IN death claims Tor the
past twelve mouths is 81 ,327 $50 II, max
ing the total amount paid sirce its
organization, 50. BOZ 1888. 81.
One oi the most sIgniIiccnt things In
conn ctiun with this statement |, that
the amount paid out in death claims has
been relatively OF much greater import
snce then the figure, as large as they
are, wnnll indicate, since 1t las been
, distributed over go great field. III,
money has been divided between over
fifteen thousand death claims and it ha,
= come persons to whom the small sun
that they receive was IA Godsend, mas
much as it came at time when the
resoul Gee had usually beenexhaus' ed Al,
when 1t was absolutely necessary tina
ready money should be had.
Daily Republican., 1890-01-27
EDITION


Tue funeral services OF Miss Carrie
Chippey, tho daughter OF Rev. Il.
Chippey, favorably and highly respected
BY al who know them, took place In the
A. U. NJ. P. Church yesterday. The de-
ceased was encascd In Q beautiful white
caaket, furuithed sy Undertaken w. E.
GrInnage. The 1oral tributes were grand.
The Sunday school and choir, to which
the deceased belonged, attended In a
body. A eulogy was read by Rev.
eufphay, portray ing the life Of the de-
eeased, after which the Rev. G. V. Peter.
con preached most excellent discourse
from the words: 'Seek thy Creator In
tho days of thy youth" This young
lady was one Of Towards brightest and
best scholars.
Che wac well trained in music, aud bid
fair 10 make her mark In the world; her
relatives and friends mourned her hit
terly and were 10th to give her up. The
music was furnished by the Bethel A. NJ.
E. choir, under the leadership Of Prof.
Il. F. Wright; Prof. NJ. Sterling, organ
ist. Among the musical lights were
Prof. W. Glascoe, Mr.. P. Pinkel, Mr.. p.
Evans; Miss Carrie Sterling, the prima
donna; Mrs. II. HlnsCn, Mrs. Julia
Price and Mrs. NJ. 4. Carly. The an
them, "Dying Christian was well rem
dered; "Silent Dead" was also sang yer y
pAthetically; 'Shall we meet beyond the
river" was suug by the choir and con
Rregadon with very telling effect. III,
closing voluntary, performed by Prof
Sterling, was mAs'er composition, an,
was rendered with mach expression. A
least two thousand people viewed the re-
mains OF the deceased, and the services
throughout were solemn and impressive
Daily Republican., 1890-01-27

DEATHS.
LENTZ-On January e5, 1890, Elizabeth
D., wifo of Henry Lentz.
Relatives and friends arc respectfully
invited to attend the services at tho
house on Wednesday morning, at $50
O'Clock. lnterment iii Lafayette Gene
terry. Philadelphia. I
GRUBB-In this city, on january ~,
Henry T. Grubb. in his 10th year.
Relatives ma friends on are respsetin!ily
ut his late residence on Wednesday,
| January Goth, ut $50 o'clock. 1nterment
| private.
MEssING.--In this city, on the e5th In
slant, Jacob Messing, in the 5lth year
of his age.
Relatives, friends of the family and
members of Clayton Lodge, No. 4, X. OF
p, and Hermann Lodge, No. -, ]. o. o.
| f., are respectfully invited toattrnd the
| funeral from his late residence, No. 500
| West Fifth street, on Tuesday, the 18th
Inst. Services att y. IN. lnterment mt
| Rivervlcw.
BELVILLE.-on Sunday. the eGth IN
slant. Katharine T., daughter of j. L.
and NJ. Il. BclVille,
Funeral services Wednesday evening
at 7 o'clock ut the residence of her
brothcr-in- law II. e. Taylor, Dos West
Thirteenth street, without further no.
ticc. lntermcnt ut st. james Cemetery
ut IL O'Clock p. III. Thursday.
GIBBONS-ln Philadelphia, on the eth
inst, william Gibbons, aged ~ years.
Relatives and friends arc respectfully
J invited TO attend his funeral from the
residence OF his daughter, No, 1907 Lin.
coin street, ON Wednesday. the Goth
inst, at a. IN. High Mass at ST. Joseph's
Church. Intcrmcnt at st, Josoph's
: cemetery.
cIAyEy-Ip ,l,is ci,,- ON Jo,nory S,;,,,
Harry, SON of w lillian and Mary Cia-
vey aged 10 ycars,
| Funeral from the residence of his m.
, rents, No. 1906 Delaware avenue. on
] Wednesday morning nj 0 O'Clock, Inter,
! mont private.
b pouEv,r. IA, ,,,t. oi,,. a,, r,,,,o,, 90
Tii,nhr,h VIII ~, IN, - Tt,,.,,s a.; ~,
Daily Republican., 1890-01-27

Mr.. Joseph WIKI rs, OF the firm OF
Bmyth & wilkins. No. East Fourth
street, having been compelled through
failing health to take a short vacation,
went 10 Denver, Colorado, few weeks
ago, and now he writes to bis friends
shat he has greatly Improved, having
gained Ave pounds in weight, and has
hopes OF full restoration to heal. b. His
physician states that he had made the
change Of climate at the proper timc, as
\ delay OF few weeks longer would
have rendered his complaint incurable.
Mr. Smyth, his partner, now also thinks
OF joluinR him, aud therefore he will
oder at public sale, on Saturday, the Sth
Of February, the store property No.
Fast Fourth street, and also the house,
No. 625 West seventh street to the best
and hip hest bidder. This is a good opcu-
ing Tor any one having money and wis h
sng to engage In business. The adyc5-
tisenent vii! appear in a few days.