The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-04-22
NYE AND OREGON WEATHER.
He is interviewed on Timely
Topics by a Reporter I'm the
Far West.

put up ut the same dock. When Bill
came down the gangplank | picked
him out as nicely as a top jack straw
You can tell him in a big crowd j
you are trife careful what it Is yor
want to tell him. He had been tt
Paris, had mingled with the csra
combs and had become a dude since
last aid eyes on him, and i feared b.
had become changed man. / didn't
know whether to address him, Hello
Bi :" Stood evening, Mr.. Nye," Oh
E. Wilson Nye.' / tried all, ex
cept Bill" only t, fud he was
rapidly emerging from me and trying
to buy a mack or two. | arose to the
emergency and sad "Bhl~ in 8
voice that made my vocal chords
twang. He turned on me, and after
ensconcing the brill mt Ollie Torbett
and her prrci JUS violin, we went up
to the hotel in a dark completeness
hack with blond driver.
The fist thing which struck Nye
after the hackman had was our CT
ma e. | asked him what he thought
of it.
81 think a good deal of it. II is
the only climate | ever met where
could soak my head without disrob.
ing.
"Oh, l have always admired Mr..
Mackintosh's justly celebrate we 9TH
or. | like it first rate. Your tall OF
rain takes interest out of the fill of the
Roman Empire, draws attention away
from it 50 much that no one seems
inclined to get it on its feet again. /
have noticed that a chill here the
first t'm@ he, she or it peeps over the
brow Of the Grade asks what is the
average faIl?' On the other hand,
I'm told that your rain isn't wet at
all, that when you catch half barre
full, or a barrel half full. you have
to pour in some water tn wet it. /
can underst aud il because iaiher had
pump ON the farm which We had to
ul.ute every morning.
How is Blonde / hear Blonde
has turned out "a her fat, but ih t
dou'i Lessen my aching interest, for
we were boys and gi,ls tug Their. Ard
Blondes mother, how is she? | took
$50 worth of interes, in her ONE, and
] lost it. Please give nv regards to
Blonde when you see her, and DO n t
forget to tel Van not to forget what ]
hay-" --
l gave him nv heart assurance and
n hari look, aud then sought to turn
his attention to something more in my
lie.
"Whst do you think of our high
&C hooi?"
Il think it is" he replied.
That seemed Ioexhau,t the 81 hject,
aud | ende 'vOred to make new tack
and nail his thoughts SONS moe.
"How do you stand the STRAIN, Bill
the grin !. you know"
81 don't stand it. / fold it up and
ay it ANY, sometimes. 1 eat with
either hand and try to behave myseI
able d'ho,e, as it were. Back n
Denver was invited 10 due by the
secretary of STATE, who is an old
riend of mine of fifteen years growth
md in good stan ing toby. IL WIS
lnders' 90 that | was rot to sing for |
ny supper, and on that basis | went. |
! mong thosa IN the dining room of
he no ell, and who kept her eyes on
ne as though / was a va Chef pot,
7as one of AroDsnu's company. She
Tss | w-down high kicker, as after.
7aIds learned. The next day she
lid 10 co-memher, We had Bill
I've at dinner at our hotel last night
nd nc wasn't a bit funny
Then | rec Elected that she didn't
ct during the en;ire meal either, but
excused her because the Ceiling of
ne dining-room ws only eigh'een
let high. / try TO make people hap
y, but when they expec; Gle gymen
} pray when not in the pulpit, q law
er to give one of his H. dressss when
nere il no jury and an engin- to
luirt when there is no FIRE, l want to
D away from there and ,eclode my
If. Do you think Blondie's hea tn
good or Indifferent Because If it's
different or in danger I've got Z
Dough horse sense to regrer it." (
/ assured Mr.. Nye that Blonde q
rs in high feather, and left the great {
lmorist IN happy mood and q large, t
ell furnished room. U
the first stain or speck beware IL
That On your teefh you NAV esnv In