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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15
Rafh fir Miittsr!

8or ibsr so Sabren idon murDe
Wrs. WinsloD's 5ootbiug Sprup bon
Mh;teru beim 3ahnen Der Ginber onges
,psnbet. Wirh gu i'm 5dlafe our6
bas Sthreisn eines Ginbes geit0ft, bag
,m 3abnen III unb Dor 9dmer5'n.
ipeint? Wenn 10, IoKe irfort elne,
GlaiGe BON uMts. Minslow's Soothing
SDrup" boIen. Sein Wettb lit unbes
5abtbar. IS miro Dem fleinen 2eibel;
ben iofort 2inosrung beri6ofen. Ser.
LOFT Gub haraut Mhiter, ss 1T tein
3weifel oarilber. IS BELT 0pientelp
unb 9iarrboe, regalirt Den Ma9en unb
bic Nieren, befeitist Wino Rolit, ers
uei6t Ben 8auneu, berbinbett gnt3inz
oung unb tdrft bas gauge Spfem.
nMrs. WirslDns Soothing Syrup"
fur 5abnerbe 2iuDsr 1T ongenebm in
@eidmad unb bas &esept fammt bon
eigem Ger 5e1ten meiblihen Wer3te in
ben Ser. 5taaten.t Gs if BEL alien
DrugSiTen in ber garaen Wslt 81 baz
ben. ,pseis rs @ts. per Glai9e.
Gauft nidts anoeres als M,s. Wtns.
Ions SOOTHING SDrup.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15
esn Der Nnftin= strase

beIinben f9 San QntOnio's Cooper
age Works; Der 8efiBer berielben III
9err SEP. Manorp. Sour 5abris
tate Der befien unb nolfommeniten Nrt
geben aus bieiem gtablihement beroor.
0err Nfonorp, 6a9mann bur6 unb
Dur4, beauff@tigt feline Werfltdtten
ielber, unb oarin uno in Der 8ermenz
oung bes befen Materials uno Der
Bei6dftiguag gei6idter Nrbeiter 1T
Der ftaunenspertbe @rfoIg ieines Sc
oddities gu fu9en. n9auerbaft, OIL,
fpre1enb unb p~reispertb" 1T Iein Wiots
10, bas er oll6 bel entleiniten Nuftrdsem
nidt auBer Q6t ldBt, wesbaIb iyarz
msr. bic @iiierHen, 6dKer. Sanfsu. (. NJ.
branden, iih oertrauensOoa an i'm
tuen6en.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

sg 8sf9ttgt bel pancoan &
s o b ben sroBen 8orratb ~elesanter
Nn3ttge fir bieie @aifon bon $40 aufz
Die beiten Waaren fir biQiges
8elo! Seine fertise Nn5tse, BON ben
beifen S6Eeiberu bergeIteQt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15
LAUREL HEIGHTS!
l2orbeers 6iaeI.l

Dies 1T bet ein5i8e 6isel in ber nms
gebuag oer Gtaot. Der errei6bar 1T,
Obne baB man @iienbabnen freuaen
ooer an tleinen 9itten bortber muB.
Die 8erbeferunsen finb ale boraiieli6
un6 bic StraBen finb beirabe big gu
oieiem ,punoe1id0nen 9iigel gtaoirt.
ST liegt 100 Sub bod iiber Der Stabt
uno bic bibfGefen 6duier Iiegen In
feiner Rdbe.
Stetet bic f@Dnffe Qlnsiid}t.
Sic reinfte Snft u. Der bette gdjattcn.
Sreitefte gtrafen mnb Mpemmes.
STE fhDnftc NIB sefiinSefte cage in
Der gtabt.
Sober 8auploB bot mebrere 9dume
unc 6trdu6er, ME SsbsnseiGe, Wee.
iatde, Ngarita, 2o,betr uno perfs
monen; angepflaHate 9 dfa :
tenbdume um isben GIod.
Sn bieiem Slime Fnb Shotter.
bdume unb >Seebriie mefenilid
Sie 9auptr6brer Der WaHers uno @as.
ltituug geben big su ben UaupldBen
uAb merben iebt pelter gsfilbst.
San Bebro, BeIfndp, 0oDaro, Main
unb neutrality-suspicious. laufen brat
bur6 bas gigentbum.
9as @igentbIm lieet bis amf cine
Mseile tmaerba!b Der Stabtgrenseu.
Die gaupldbe baben cine Gront BON
so SUB, bic @perues baben elite Breite
BON 80 Sub unb bic Naens cine folhe
bon 20 SUB uuo fiub in Der Shat $1,000
tpertb; i'd bertoufe aber eBt an
SoI@e, bic 10 pIIen, bic
2ot fur $200-$400. NaGbem mebs
rere 0duier aufeefibrt porben inb,
tperbe i'd bic preife erb6ben, big Mle
Derfauft unb nit ben i96nfien 9duiern
in Der Stabt San Nntonio bebaut finb.
8%ebin9ungen, elm Siertel baar; Neft
auf LANCE 3eit nit 8 prosent 3inien.
Werben Sduier iofort in Qn9riif gez
nommsn, lit 8aar . Nnaablung ni1t
erforoerli9.
Wir tuiinfden 8erbeherungeu gu bas
ben, ni6t @el6.
Laurel Heights Office,
go. AT on 6ouitOn GtraBe, San
Nntonio, Seras.
Sap s. Aba ms..... @igentbimer.
500 Stiide Jren6 Sateens, bas
Stbi6ehe unb Mobernfe, au 20 Gents
per Yarb bel Sosfe 8ros.
go
ag- WinT6en sic einsr feinen mos
bernen Nn5ug gema6t? @eben sic gu
81 n n & &. CHIN Nia fainl{a,,
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&c 3.

Office bes @itp Collector.
San IntoniO, IA. Nptil 1890. !
Nle Netfonsn, meI@e gu @aKer fiir
gepdfierungs 3wede bere9tigt fnb,
merben bierburd aufsefotbert, ibre
Waherfeuern gu be5ableH.
@bw. &if6e,
@itp Collector.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

ag- M0bsrne 5ite in Strob urb
JiI5 in ben beliebteifen Jocons: Sun=
lop, &nur unb stetfon.
BancDaf & 6 II.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15
8ur @einnbbett nptbtuenSia.

las erite Gebpt CUR 9rbaltuns her @efunpbeit 1T fe
6rbaltuns Der reseImaBisen 9bdiisteit Der @ebdrme.
9as ritttse Matttel CUR 9epdItisuns zines tempcrdren
anfaas ron Geriicpfuus 1her 6rouil6er Sartleibiafett
lit aber ntht ce ~neheri6pemmuns hes Masens une
Dreiur Der Ginsepetoe nit beftis une itmerBbaft mir
tenhen cher reiultatlpien abfuhrmitteln. Die ri6tiae
Mitte s,piiten pteien @esenldsen bait ScItetter'S SPA
senbitterS, ineldeS 9erape senug ireibenb auf bic &C.
edrme ipirtt, nm Tie iamer5lps gu e~ntlaiten unb baS, Ia
befSreernber Ratur III, ten Masen ipppbl ala Sic Gin
sepeibe gu seiuneer 4bdiisteit anregt, unb nahurh Jun
seiunfen Suntticnireu fr ~seiammten eebensmai6tneris
~bettrdSt. abfubr her @aue ans eem 8lut, erb6bte
3~bdti9tett her in Gdaen ron hroniiter Sartleibtstett
sepbbnli6 trdsen seber unb selunbe ge.eauuus fpisen
benz @ebraud bteier ,uirdsIi6en Mebi,iq, bic eben 70
grlnelid une betllam 1T In tbrsr Wirfung, ais rein unb
nni6dpIit in tbrer 3Nammenfesuns. Rbeumatismus,
6tetert 0teienleiben unb %ausemeine gtfpannung iperz
BEN ebenfaaS bugh has gitterS turirt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

500 Sttide 6ren@ Sateers, bas
6ibiGefe uno Mobernfe, gu 20 Gents
per Oarb bel Soste Bros.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

6err 6. s.. Maaer in ber WsH-
Commerce : StraBe bdIt TETS bns poas
fommenfe 2aser in 3eidenmateria=
lien, Sapeten, Garben, 8las, 5piegels
glas, 8iloerrabmen, 6irnihea unb allen
3ei6nens unb Wfalersu tenfilien. 2iinfs
lerii9 ausgefibrte gilber unb 6tatuet=
ten &C. inb in elmer iebensipertben @als
lerie sur Wni6t uab gum gerfauf auss
gefelt. Sn Sapeten unh 3immerbefoz
rationen 1T bas @ef6madpolte uao
Weuehe bort gu finben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

500 Glide 5rend Gateens, bas
6ibidefe unb Wooernhe, gu 20 Gents
per Oarb bel Sosfe 8rDs.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

500 Slide 6ren9 5ateens, oas
Stbideiie uno Nobernfe. gu 20 Gents
per War6 bet SDsfe Bros.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

sas" gDfr BEL urs fir $15 Clothing
fault, srbdlt einen eleganten iei0eeen
&eaenfdirm als @ei9enf.
8. Morris & 8tos.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

sas- Sen reeliten Wertb in Serrens
ausltattungs9egenfdnben fiabet man
bel p%anepat & 9obn. 6ebt
uniere $l'9emben, rs gts. Strimpfe
u. {. No..
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

gag Wunf6en sic einsn feinen mo.
bernen In5ug gema6t? @eben Sic gu
Bancoaf & Sobn. Die feinten
inppsiitten Stoffe finhen sic bort.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

500 Stiide Gren6 Sateens, bas
Shbf6eae unb MObernne, au 20 Gents
per Yarb bel Sosfe 8ros.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

s9- Nae, bic eeIonnen iub. eiue
Beiudsreiie nod ber alten 5eimatb
an3utreten. tperoen auf Naegeli's
6otel aufmerfiam gemadt, no Tie
bel qnfunft in Serep @itp ooer Sobo.
fer obfeigeu f6unen. Die NorffIe ii
i'm SuiaatentbeiIe unierss SIattes gu
fincen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-04-15

Ge obensenannten 8auplase terben gum greiIe bon $50 Bis S
%ansgeboten. Dte bepa1erbaren 2ots baben ~befonbere Rreiie. Sin
OOer sDet ssrfdieoenen 3ablnnsn nit Yroasnt 8inien per sa9r
n,en SIS sa @dsr fnS ae etnp % Sen WorspiuS u d1S BEN Siasl a aeld taia.
6u6 bober ais Main Ylaaa Iiesen uno bic game Stabt ~Iberbliden
balbe Meile bon Der neuen Roffoffee, pelde iebt baS Centrum bei
The advocate., 1890-05-14

bln0d capital and adverse Legislation bg
blindly following the dotations of time
serving and corrupt political leaders;
therefore be II
Resolved That we hereby ronounoe
all former political affiliations for tho
time being, and ask all those who believe
In the doctrine outlined In the So. Louis
demands, ne well as those principles for
which the revolutionary fathers pledged
their lives, their fortunes and their sacred
honor, 20 Join US In formulating a policy
and nominating a ticket which shall COM
mand the respect of all who believe In a
government Of the people, for the people
and by the people; be il also
Resolved, That we will never support
by vote or voice any candidate or policy
that we do not believe % be absolutely
free from the contamlnatiug influences OF
Wall street, New York, and the money
power of tho world
Whereas, We believe that the fnan.
clal policy OF our present and past admin
lstration for years has been dominated
by the money power 10 the great disad.
vantage OF the agricultural region which
we represent, and that the power TO 30
dominate is obtained through tho ma.
nipulation Of the purchasable vote OF
New York City; therefore be Il
Resolved, That no party or candidate
for any Office shall receive our support
who is depending on that vote for his or
lts success
Resolved, That we denounco in un-
measurable terms the subsidized press
FOR their efforts TO disorgani2e us and
misreprcscnt us, and commend with equal
zeal such papers as assist us IN our en-
deayors 10 throw OH the yoke Of oppres-
sion. II. G. MAURER, Chairman.
The advocate., 1890-05-14
Official Correction.

TOPEKA, KAN, May o, 1890.
EDITOR AAvooATE;--In your issue OF
January 30, you say; 1--WE are informed
just before going to press that the retail
implement dealers Of Kansas, who are
now In session at Kansas City, have, by
a unanimous vote, pledged themselves TO
purchase no goods from any parties who
sell to the alliance" The Kansas Retail
Implement Dealers Association was In
session at Kansas City at that time, but
no such pledge or resolution was voted
on, or even brought up, or discussed, be-
fore the meeting, mt any time during the
two days session, nor at any other meet
ing Of the association, II 10 q fact that
at the organization Of the association, at
Junction City they passed resolution
which says "rho farmers interests and
our interests are identical" and we have
never had occasion to change that resolu-
tion, or pass any other, that would intl-
mate that we had changed our minds.
You further say; ut is evident that
tremendous fight is to be made against
the Kansas Alliance Exchange Com
pany" Who is to make this fight you do
not say, but as the Kansas Retail Imple-
ment Dealers Association was organized
before the Kansas Alliance Exchange
Company II could not have been formed
TO fight that company. ! simply wish
you TO make this correction In your pa
per for the benefit Of our friends who be-
long TO tho Farmers Alliance and have
got wrong impression Of this matter by
reading the statement above referred 10,
and took II for granted that II was true
because they have never seen il itCorrooted
or donied. Respectfully
II. w. GRIGGs,
President Kansas Retail Implement As
soCiation.
The advocate., 1890-05-14
EMPoRIA. Kan. NAV 10.

EDITOR ADyooATE:-At a meeting Of
the union members Of Fremont Sub
Union No. 800, the anti-national bank,
ant-alen ownership Of lands, anti-grain
meat aud labor combines, and the
demand for government ownership Of
railroads and telegraphs, were discussed
and unanimously adopted and a general
expression given in favor Of a union tick
ct, state and national. Yours fraternally,
i. B. MAxsoN.
The advocate., 1890-05-14
Roscmlc Tarmors' Alliance No. O5a.
BRounnT0N. Kan. MAN 5

BRoUoHToN, Kan, May 8.
EDToR ADVOCATE; At irregular meet
ing Of the Rosevale Farmers Alliance Of
Broughton, Kan, the following action
was taken on the Mckinley bill, and
ordered sent to the Topeka ADVOCATE:
Whereas, The Mckinley bill recently
introduced TO congress places hides on
the free list mt the dctation Of the leather
dealer and boot and shoe manufacturers,
showing disposition on the part of the
committee to disregard the interests Of
the western farmers; therefore be it
Resolved, That ROsevale Farmers ALI
ance No. 65S Is in favor Of placing tariff
on hides, TO the end that the markets Of
America may be reserved for Americans;
but If congress in It's infinite wisdom
decides 10 admit them without duty, then
we insist that leather, boots and shoes be
admitted free.
NJ SANDERS, RoBERT COOPER,
President. Secretary.
The advocate., 1890-05-14

condition OF our country, and
do not merit the sympathy OF liberty low
ing people. You have cOnhsCated and
wrecked thousands OF homes, made mil
lions of paupers; you have pillaged our
cities, destroyed our commerce, wrecked
fortunes, blasted the hopes Of producers
and lab0rers, and reyel IN luxury on what
you have uniustly wrenched from them;
you have expelled our foreign customers
and filled the country with trnmps, tears
and mortgages; you have deprived M Of
the means of self-preseryation by placing
In the hands Of corporations and syndi-
Gates, and giving them the absolute
monopolyof the land, forests, mines, min
erals, money banks and transportion, and
through your unjust determinations we
are unable TO meet our obligations; there.
fore, once more we appeal 30 you for help,
once more we ask you 10 issue legal tend-
er currency and loan il 10 us mt 2i5 per
cent TO the amount OF ono-half the value
of our farms, in order that we may extri
cate ourselves from the dcplorable condi-
ton your unjust legislation has forced us
into, and save our homes from con
iiscatiOn homes that we have struggled
Tor years 10 boautify and make pleasant.
This Is the only remedy, and you have II
In your power 10 grant IL. Can we de-
pend on you, or will you, as before, turn
deaf ear 10 our Cries2 Our homes are
dear TO u.s. You can save them for us
without loss or risk 20 the country. viii
you do ltY or must We be ruth lessly shOrn
Of all for the qualification of ayarice and
greed? We demand prompt action, M de-
lay Is ruinous. II you fail in granting
this request you are ie0pardlzing the
peace Of the country, for we declare by
the heavens and earth that this wholesale
robbery and c0Rfscdti0R Qf homes mHst
stop. Self-preservation is the first law
Of nature. The people are being robbed
Of their birth-right God made land, mir
and sunshine for his children and not for
coupon clippers, usurers and idlers. TO
tho exclusion Of others. We ask all men
who love justice and mercy to stand by
us in our struggle against monopoly
In view Of the above facts and state
ments, which are true, and the condition
Of the country bears evidenCeof It's truth;
70 ?
therefore be Il
Resolved, That after the first day Of
December, 1890, we will pay no more
taxes, coupon interest, or mortgage in
debtedness, unless the government aid
us in procuring the money, us above
mentioned, or In any other manner
equally favorable.
Resolved, That this organization of
home defenders should be general
throughout the United States, and that
every honorable means should be used in
pushing the organization.
Resolved, That the success Of this
organization is the only hope Of a mort.
gage'cursed and tax-ridden people, and
we appeal 10 our brother farmers, labor
ers, and other producers, to join us In our
efforts TO be free.
The advocate., 1890-05-14

To Secretaries or County Alliances oG
Kansas.
Those who have written me but failed
TO report the number Of subs in their
counties will please doso that may know
the amount Of supplies that will be need
ed for your subs and county Alliance
statistical reports.
] will supply counties as soon as desir-
cd blank, otc. are received
Secretaries who have not reported 10
me, do 80, and mind the above instruc-
tions. JoHN N, PALMER,
State Statisticlan for Kansas.
The advocate., 1890-05-14

THE ADVOCATE, official paper Of the
Kansas State Alliance and Farmers In-
dustrial Union, 81 per year. Subscribe
now. e. lis
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-01-17
A s.ma.m.ail., In . Coal Hin.

Over on ths w.s. Side Is a very hand
some yoang woman who Is afflicted with
sonnambulism. When she puts her
pretty head upon the pillow q, night she
does not know what may befali her before
shs awakes in the morning, and she
worries great deal over this strange
xfatction. Her people watch her a.
closely as possible, but she objects 10
sny regular espionage during her sleep
lag hours One night no; long ago she
went to bed at the usual hour. Along
about one .. IN. her sister, who slept in
~ I'd tcining room, awoke and went in
70 see II the girl vas all tight. Her
bed was empty and her door was open
The house was aroused and a search for
IA SomnAmbula" was begun. She was
found-but where? Curled up in little
bail on the coal in the cellar coal-bir
sleeping soundly. She was aroused
quietly and went back to her bed
where she slept well until morning II
her dreams she must have imagined
that coal cost more than good bed, anS
she was about right-Chicago Herald.
FOND Mother See the darlin
drink" visitor-"Yes, indeed, the littl
summing! How much he resembles h
par'-Tims.
"A Minneapolis man claims to hay
nvented . motor which will DO all kind
d kitchen work. II IL Understood /
save no cousins. Boston Transcript.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-01-17
ALONG THE COAST.

Frank Coon, supp Nsed to be now IN
Portland, is wanted at Pendleton for
leading u young girl astfay by having a
bogus marriage ceremony pc formed
The girl will soon become a mother. Up
to the time of his departure a few
weeks ago, it was understood that they
had been married. by a Justice OF the
peace at Adams; but recently 1t was
discovered that NJ license has ever been
granted by the county clerk.
Bridge repairs are constantly going
ON over the Union Pacific bridges
Truss work is being specially pushed
at present. There are now thirty-four
miles in all Of Union Pacific railroad
bridges west Of Huntington.
1t is reported by the Spring Valley
Water Co the company that supp ies
San Francisco with water, that it has
supply OF water on hand sufficient to
an swer all demands for three years to
come. The capacity Of the c>mpany's
reservoirs is Il 900, 900, 900 gallons.
NJ. B. Leavitt, the theatrical manager,
said upon his return to San Francisco
from aa o. egon and Washington tour
II was surprised to discover such an
exhibition OF thrift and indust y in the
Northern towns. They have no idea Of
stolidity or rest. They go ahead with
business vim emincLtly Western.
That is going TO be great country in
few years, depend upon 1t, and the
population is daily augmeating.
Work has begun on the Astoria enc
of the Astoria & South Coast road
Driving OF piles is going on between
Trullinger's mill and kinney's cannery
! Two drivers are at work, and al add
tional one is to be employed.
The whole amount OF taxes assesse,
against railroads in Calf rnia for 1881
Was 81 Il, 024, OF which $50 3 was TO
state purposes and 1915, 800 for tn
counties through which the ro'ds run
| OF the whole amount but $40 is delin
| auent, being due from the Pullman Pal
ace Car Company
Walter Neustadt, the hali-interes
swindler, convicted year ago 10
swindling an Oregon farmer name
Parker, and septenc ed to one years im
prisonment and fined $2249, has been re
leased by the California supreme cour
on a writ OF habeas corpus.
i A few days ago stranger hailing iron
Minnesota appeared at Walla Walls
claiming to lie on a hunt for runawa
wife and child, exhibiting a photograp
of the man who he supposed had take
his wife from him. 1t vas soon dis
overed that the photograph was tina {
: Methodist minister going y the nam
, OF Bond, st toned on the Dixie Circuit
somehow the minister obtained wor.
and with the dereliet wife immedistel
, vanished. Bond had charge OF the CT
) cult named since September and ha
: been in every way exemplary and SUI
! cessful.
Captain Gearge A. Pease. oil PORTLAND
was pilot OH the Oregon the nigh. ST
; ran into the Clan Mckenzie near Kal
: ma, Two sailors, who were instant
!. killed, are yet uurecovered. San Fra
cisco experts ere looking at the sunke
= vessel with view OF seeing what can
: done with her, If an, thing. Meanwhi
y the Oregon has gone to San Francis
where she will be taken into the d
Il dock, and be superseded by the San
It Rosa.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-01-17
PlJNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

ue--"you women are forever taik.
i,u about your clothes" She--"And
Won men are forever talking about your
.elves. "--Boston Transcript
Airy (showinga photograph How
do Won like my bride that Is to per
Kanstic -"She must be very rich
Wasp. :. .o 81
marriages arc made in heaven!
ouoth Miss Antique. Then there Is
some chance for you yet" was the cool
reply of her younger sister. Harpers
Bazaar.
Mr.. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, ! am
su frerinp from dreadful pain at the
base of my brain, doncherknow. Dr.
Solidsense-.. suppose you mean tha'
vou'ye got stiff neck.
-,Who arc the brilliantly-dressed
military men on the opposite SIDE Oh the
roomp" she asked at the ball. THOSE
are some of our glittering generallties'
replied her editorial escort-Judge.
rGus-"So your brother is married
IL his wife pretty?' George :" NO."
"a domestic, lovable little darling, per-
hapsq" "No-o; she is what is called a
.snnerior' woman" "Oh! Poor wretch.
An Undecided Substitution; Fore
man composing-room Some OF the Mo
of Miss Ciushington's novel seems 10 DE
missing" Editor -" Well, here are
draws Anatomy and the 'Dressmaker
Manual Make it up from them In abou'
equal parts. Puck.
A mild rebuke: Miss Boldly (wht
has angled in vain for proposal - y
don't think you would make good SOL
der" Mr.. Mildboy-" Oh! beg your
pardon. but why?" You have such
retiring disposition you would never
come to the point of action. '-Omahi
World.
-Biter-"Say, this slot machine IS
swindle. I've dropped five nickels int
it and haven't got any thing yet.
Owner of the Machine-"Did you reae
what it says on top of tho machlne'
| Biter-"No!" Owner - We'll, DO so
then" Bitter reads: "Drop nickel II
the slot and confirm the statement tina
all the fools are not dead yet! Law
ronce American.
Mrs. Ruffenreddy must comics
wa, kind O 'shamei O. you, Zebulon
when saw you eatin' them beans VIII
a knife. It's bad enough to have bean
on the table when young Glltedge
here dinin' with Matilda; but l see n
was shocked when he saw you wad
inter them with yer knife" Old Knf1en
i reddy-''Well, that young cub needn
be 80 smart. He's so tarnal proud
maxim it pint to eat with fork DC
cause that's the only thing he eve
learned. | reckon, America.
As a member of the four hundre
said recently, "We have our pleasar
little set, where we all know each othe
intimately These new people com
here who are all well enough; but VIII
should we admit them to our little circle
They have nothing save money TO re'
ommend them. 1t is so hard to go GU
side our little set-where we see eac
other all the time, and do the sam
things every day-don't you think 81
' Miss PIP why, really" said Mis-
y >, laughing, ''if you ask me for m
n opinion. think the hard thing to do
0 10 stay in Hi'--Epoch.