New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-05-12

tlclpatc the mammal opening Of his big window
The Arkansas WichitaWashita sickle sharpening
plug hone i gone from gaze No shall it's
little end point hcavcnwards In mute appeal from tho
enforced companonship Of the rude stones hcaped
III ilttio earn about IT, No. no; If You must hayo
a sharp carving knife get thee to cutlery. And
freely, ana his first assist Mt snip relieves tho la>S
tude OF hla spring fever by the well remembered
sbe Never heard Of IL ~ such thing made couldn't
be besides no demand for H.; but We can sell yon
a. cic., et' Here he mentions almost ANYTHING You
don't and can't want. Exit you Curtain
So much for that picture. Look now upon this
from beneath New IIa,cn's classic clms; "owIng to
your care ard kindness. the philosophers stone
came promptly and in good order 1t was pressed
into Immediate service and at once proved thai you
had not spoken ono word too many H. it, praise.
our Damascus carver, which was rapidly losing It's
IDENTITY. requiring close scrutiny TO distinguish tn,
edge from the back. does It's work handsomely
and with ease This to one whose muscle are hot
tendency. is boom indeed For the hungry one, who
must watch and wait. it Is relief which they i'lN
ygp 6rD.cd Th mo' p ,n , stGne VIM
that the washa stone rejected by The , h2rd %cn
Haven gcnteman's housr. aS You sec.
some day" said an old and going traveller,
III live long enough. I expect travel in rail
way whore comfort and everything c,o isn't
sacrificed 70 the maRo for turning the backs
Il the seats. Not manal Oh. yes for even on
the great Mcrdianal and Longitudinal they won let
me ride backwards II want 10 liut shall live long
cnoush' In other words, whenl'
on the mugcc,t day of the muggy winter last past.
in thi, very Tribune once stood one that doth most
potcnty believe that to write novel TT to 1--we one
must put blouse and herewith put on all
such binding mpcdimcn;s fine plot or fetching
incident Then the evcr-prcscnt scoHer brutally as
serted that even il az author should be at the pains
" standing head. neatly yet simply atttted In
second hand guIrybag. h. must stll be a. The further
pains Of Interesting the reader. !. G., The scoier'
Thompson. The Believer IN the True Blouse. turned
set face toward the costly city Hail clock and
went on 70 cAtir;ui,h the Ncofcr. Can YOU invent
rev form Of DEATH - asked the hcnevcr' why,
toohpirk OF S0ifh Amcrica. pcrtonltIs. perish mis-
erably Ia untold agony" The rest was sadnes, Mas.
Mas Tor The poverty of mans Inv entou. Within these
ey DAYS fr,lruau ar the Ike on the Great East
crn and Halt Central Of New Jersey, s"eiing 70 save
few paitS second Of imc by sS% ne ,"@9n,0n
pick has actually put the SCOT OF the sooner - shame
And satire: y there such a thing as satire
rhachcray thought II another strokc Of genius, no
doubt when he made the pocrgc lie open AT Farnto-.
Marquis or "IIearic,s world was the cue spoken
by the good Mrs IDba0n Ncvcombc, You remember
fear Mara. there = too much truth IN what SoH
saw ,i,hs the Colonel drumming on a book on the
drawing room table. aud booking down sees ii Is
great large SQUARE. gilt Poerace, open at "Fuintosh,
Marquis Of Fergus, Angus, Nd''hhl' l"NN"' NY
Marui, OF Fannto,h. Earl Of Glcnvst In the peerse
of scotland: also Ear Of Rossmcnt IN that Of The
-nlicd Kingdom. Of etc, etc. Now, see how
PLATA tai, shall put Thu satirst down Last week,
IN the ncisibor.ng tom Of Baedad for instance,
rhrg a' ,e l, YSmcIe went 10 the biz i
hrilv 20 consult the tIc Almanach drGQhs for one
,,,sca ''1 n. w., rudy. chubby volume
a' 'ic the deck, 81 It's own accord It tell Oxen at
p' 'c,nmeeyics 81 'catholqlcs Pppcnheui sue
rAumuhl en- Iavicrc' exc" etc.
Ye.In. sometimes they do have tarragon IN tho
market sometime. ,e, not often. and never wien
the complalnant happened - want o. Too good,
probably. Doesn't answer Z" spoil the public.
~You think .ad the same srIm5l,r and here
hi, tone became qur-tioulr. not t. say P"crllou',
people want the beet things or even GOOD thug
Do YOU or don't yonl Notice that man that lH't
went hv IN the COOP q, be CALI II Nc'' W'''
-trolery. the Ing millionaire on, rs all In the INST
billion. know. cause I'e trcd it- and missed
Well >robcry owns. or rather J.. the 'on'n'h'' anu
international piu Company made Dol, first billion OUT
u nj, patent Tor the American icadc-s aud I"h'-'
Flexible Sow you can't make = pin WIN = h,A1
th1tll sick n Your thumb, shl ana P''m' ut' b,
Ike chr"nI, m,nDAf'' 10 ,iot. wh,t me
public wants. Anyhow pays for. one comfort, me
i~,d I'm female ltib VINO doc my room can't suck
The crooked one, IN my p.ncu.hon, conio"Hd he''
lizard IN find name cried the rc.,n,i,t for pleas
IRE resting h, eyes IN the famous picture gallery 81
4 certain hardly lr-, famous Inn ~p-ha" ana EN-
.nywLerc- cvcrywherc. Found two YESTERDAY do Tor
yorr neat novel Capital utlcs: beat your '"lIteth
q, Weed or yo1r Take 1t And Eat It, all 70 com
pound ,omminuted smltherecu> Found 'em III tie
stirred, of course. whcre Won ind every imnf my roy
YOU only keep your eyes AMI ears open nose u'."'
What think YOU Of Amily Grace, hay Don IN In
that try old lIimmc rtgch,. NoM mashh'n ~ w
wldow OF Rheims. IN her best yellow "lhpPrI' 49,
The 10y that can guess where found them aHd "h'
they mean
The craze for technique takes queer shapes IheFo
was General II. 81. John FaIstaiG. Of Fox Ioer
Boodahlona Territory, who rscd to declare VII" No
hab.tual fr1nue. that ho kept his herd u'l!"e ''
Norva senior. on ;he Grampian HIS rug" swami
# you believe the unsupported assertion oil h' son
for pleasure not for profit. "Thl, Yer cattle r"'H
don't pay the good old general used to s"J' '"''
nav uoAow but blank IL All. mans got 10 have '""'
company: don't YOU know hc hls; Well th'n
Just 50. the German toymIler make, toy th'i t'N'
hi, ancient fancy they I'll h" dealer
window. to the delight Of the uho"S
Lg -iarcr, 81 the street. II is fine 10 /
zee the jcrly ml wheel 80 around and the cars win
ihclr permanent steam glued on wigsic past over ,Is
bridge and under the "a, IT, "mi' Ihc W"iP tha
moon is while yon walt ior The train To emer6e one
more after II, pcrilou, underground pa'-aS' "p,1D
I"yyn. ~ the depth, of the l.arc Eui Whit healthy
I0y wouldn't r. her hammer III, thumb or the be,t
furniture or drag IN triumph an empty soda "a'c'
bottle by "A atrine'
OF SUCH too, IL the true ar ISIS adnlli'u'" "'
the latest discovery Invisible 10 YOU IN tic t''"'
tu,lucss or as il may happen, Tor wiai >oa arc
pleased TO consider the Wor'. works "i TIC "''''
nn stc:-.
And consider the play, an ac' or likes. Ana lis'''S
on your Hiking worse luck You doubt II N'N
we'll then pray you' go and see thc e""' '''
ID stranger when next you may or los me h'a'''
The a. her half Of Jclicr,On's Sheridan > hN"''
BE- Falkland shall We cull II, and-must nave
ccond title for Shcrldan's times" Falkland Ut
pecacuanla Indeed" Sow honor and thanks 20 t me
God Jefferson for being the lr,t 10 discover tlil ,ho
ali is better than the whole. And what lh%' c,d.h
M actor ard ACCOMPLISHED gentleman thinks OF ulc
ihcr half one would give something pretty to Know
An eminent British chemist, one Of the most c''"
.c,t has made tbc iueenioa, discovery that foam
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