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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
GRATEFUL. COMFORTING.
EPPS'S COCOA.
BREAKFAST.

"By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws
which govern the operations of digestion and
nutrition, and by careful application of the
fine properties of wellselected Cocoa, Mr.. Epps
has provided our breakfast tables with a deli
eately favored beverage which may save US
many heavy doctors bills 1t is by the judicious
use of such articles of diet that constitution
may be gradually built up until strong enough
to resist every tendency to disease. Hundreds
to attack wherever there is weak point. We
may escape many fatal shaft by keeping our
selves well fortified with pure blood and prop
erly nourished frame."-CfuH SerUice Gdzette
Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold
only in half-pound tins, by Grocers, labeled
thus. JAMES EPPS & CO., homeopathic
Chemists, London. England. fe22-32-TuS
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
HE.-NO
AN ACROSTIC.

lLIIJV do some gyocers ran do7Os
WIFI He-Mo Tea?
TuEVthink there isn't enough
IT'LL profit in it. ,
m you mean that yon fx the Price
UU at 7Ulick it should be sOld?
1T would be foolish for us to do
III so, we would rather have
them make a larger profit
than they do.
lhIuVs it2 How does that
WIFI apply to He-Mo?
lHEN stop talking against
HE-No, and push it. HE-No
is their best friend if they
only knew it.
lhI0M'T they laugh at the idea
WUN | @He-Mo being their
nend, they appear TO think
the other 7Oay.
\0II are candid any way, and I
IUU will be equally so. A few
years ago, the grocers sold
more tea than they do now.
The TEA STORES cut into their
trade by offering as a bait,
sugar at cost OF less than cost,
in this way they gradually
secured the trade in tea and
coffee as we'll. Strange as it
may appear, people did not
see that what was taken off
of the sugar was put back
on the tea. Tea stores can't
afford to sell tea at the profit
thegrocers are selling HE-No
for, and that is why I say
HE-No is the best friend the
grocers have. 1t will newt
ably increase their sales oftea.
TCII that to the Marines, you
I'LL say SO because y0n aOant
to please the .gv0cers and sell
them He-No tea.
tue grocers are the ones we
I'LL want to please, but we
wont do so by flattering them.
TDIITu is, you are like the rest
InUIIl eftAe aOmld, you aOant
to make money, that's all you
are after.
,FXAc.TIY and we believe
ENAUILl ,the quickestway
to do that is to tell the truth
plainly, to call a spade spade,
and give the people just what
we promise, which is the best
and purest tea we know any,
thing about.
ASK YOUR GROCER FOR HE-No TEA,
AND TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE. BEWARE
OF MUTATIONS.
MARTIN GILLET CO., Established IsI1.)
Exchange Place. Baltimore, Md.
de3O-52
NJ MAY, SONS q CO..
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DEMURRER oVERRULED.

The Indiana County Suit for Damages Must
Proceed.
In the United States Circait Court Judge
Mckennan handed down an opinion in the
case of George F. McGinness, administrator of
Edwin May against Erie county overruling
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

ARE you going sleighing, skating or
coastlng? Then get one of our fascinators-
fine soft wool, and charming colors; gives
grace and com ort TO the wcarer. Prices
from SOC TO 81 20.
CAMPBELL & DICK, Filth avenue.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

READ our clearance sale ad"-the big
gest reduction in fur-trimmed long coats ever
heard of. Jos. HORNE & Co.'S
Penn Avenue Stores.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

ALL now remaining of those handsome
camel's hair, rough effects, combination
patterns that were $50 and S35 now SIG each.
TTSsu HUGUS & HACKE
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

DITTSBURG AND LAKE ERIE RAlLROAD
Il COMPANY. Schedule in effect December "a
1880. Central time. P.& l.. f. X. Z DEPART-kor
Cleveland 4S0. $500 IS. 4:2 9:45 D. m. For
Cincinnati Chicago and st. Louis. $3.50 a. 'I:31
-9:f5 D. Ill. For Buffalo. 500, q. H. 4:20. '9;4s
pm. For Salamanca, $500 a. m, l:S5 D. m. For
Youngstown and New Castle 4:3(. $500. l0:O0 a.
M, T:35 '4:20, "9:45 p. m. For Beaver Falls,
4:31 TOO 500 1880 a. m, 1:3S. $3.50 '4:2n 5:20
'9;45 D. m. For Charters 4:5l, J5:31 a. m, 5:35
T6:55, 700 730. T5:0O S5 9:0, 1000. II :3S q. m,
ik:20 12:4O 112:45, l;4a 35o ASS. '4:25 H4:30 As:
s:za .s:O9 fg:45. lo,$o p m .s.,o -,.,,
$40 =: so D. m. From Cincinnati. Chicago and 81.
% $40 a. M. I.0 ESQ io;O5 p m n From saamancs
ana New castle, $40, sl0:6O a. m. 'i2:5o 5.sS
-7:51 1O:O5 D. m. From Beaver Falls, 5s2O, $40
7:20 'lOIOO a. m, '12:30 120 5:4Q 7:5G 1O:O5 D. m.
p. C. Y. trains for Mansfield. 1850, II 35 m.
s:55 p. m. For Esplen and beecnmonr 1850 q
P, G. & Y. trains from Mansfield. 7scc, u:so
q. m, 3:45 p m. From BeechmOnt, 7;O2 n:3o
p. Mck.&Y. R. R.-DEPARr-For New Ha-
ven, iO:l0. f7:40 m. $500 D. m. For West New
ton, T:4o, l0:lO a. M, $50 SIS p. m
D. m. From West Newton. s:1a $500 4. m,
s4:10 D.
For McKeesport, Elizabeth, Monongahela City
and Belle Vernon. Gas. 17:4o. u;2o n m. f5:O0
S:50p. m.
from Belle Vernon. Monon9 9aheIa City Eliza
beth and Mckeesport 7:45. $500 M, T2:40 14;l1
'DSily. Isundays only.
City Ticket ONCE. $50 Smithheld Street.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

BLACK GooDs-Three special grades of
English cheviots, 46-inch wide, at 75c, ST.
and 81 25 yard, regularly worth 81, 81 25
and 81 90. HUGUs & HACKE.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30
NC MONEY IN THE GENERAL FUND.
The Reason Salaries Were Not Paid the
Solon Trustees.


Solon Trustees.
An answer was filed by the defendant, yester-
day, in the suits of John R. McKeIvey and
Frank J. Wheeler against the Order of Solon.
The suits were brought to recover salaries as
trustees elected by the Supreme Executive
Committee Of the order. In the answer it is
seated that at the meeting creating the salaries
it was provided, the plaintiffs voting for 1t,
mat the salaries were not to be paid until there
was enough money in the general fund, of
which the plaintiffs were trustees, to pay them.
The salaries, therefore, are not payable yet
because there Is no money whatever in the
fin
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

LADIES long wraps at an unprecedented
reduction. Garments that were S25 and $40
now IS, SS and $40. HUGUs & HACKE.
TTSSu
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

CREAM ale never tastes better than when
the SHOWS on the ground. The Iron City
Brewery makes the finest. TThssu
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

BARGAINS in fiannels.
Bargains in dress goods,
Bargains in cloaks and jackets.
Prices just been reduced.
Call and compare prices.
CAMPBELL & DICK, Fifth avenue,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

No more cough or cold since using DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup. Keep it in your
house always.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

81 consulted doctor after doctor and spent
lot of money, but got no relief, Then after
reading the statements of patients who mad
been cured by Drs. Copeland and Blair while
suffering almost as did, 1 went to see them,
and finding their charges so reasonable-simply
nominal as compared to those of other physi-
cians-I began their treatment, although ex-
pected when paid out my money that it would
go like all the rest-for nothing.
Imagine my surprise and delight to find that
l improvedlsteadily under their splendid care,
until now am as well as / ever was In my life.
need not tell you my symptoms, had them
ALL and to an intense degree my head. nose,
throat eyes, ears, lungs and stomach, and, in
fact, nearly every portion of my body was af-
fected by the loathsome disease. Drs. Cope
land and Blair not only furnish their patients
all medicines but give them also regular
methodical local treatmenr-mild and agree
able, but very effective, as the result in my
case proves. The best l could say for these
eminent specialists would not do them half
justice. They saved my life, for had it not
been tor them the disease would have brought
me to my grave"
DRS. COPELAND & BLAIR treat with success
all curable cases at So Sixth avenue. Pittsburg.
Pa Office hours to IL A. M. 2 to 5 P. M. and
to P. NJ. Sundays included). SpecialtIes-
Catarrh and all diseases of the eye. ear throat
and lungs, chronic diseases. Consultation, 81.
Address all mail to DIR. w. n. COPELAND,
66 Sixth avenue. Pittsburg. Pa. de2S-Tussu
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30
BARGAIN 98c COUNTER J
Odds and Ends in Mems Fine Underwear,
Worth 81 90, 81 75 and 81, Etc.

We have for odds and ends Desirable they
may be for patrons they're eyesore to So
gathered up all broken sizes of the finer and finest
grades placed them all together counter and
mencng this morning matter what the original prices may
have been, will give
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

DITTSBURG AND CASTLE SHANNON r. x.
il Winter Time Table. ON and after March 30,
1890 until further notice. trains Will run as fol-
lows on every day, exceptSunday. Eastern stand
ard time: Leaving Pittsburg-6:2l a. m. TAO a.
~. Sou u M, $50 a. l1:3O m, l:i0 D. m,
$40 m, $40 p. NJ, $50 ~. $3.50 p. 9:30
1:JO p. IN. Arington-5:40 a. M, $50 a. m. 7:l0
4:20 p. IN $40 p. M, $50 p M, 7;l0 m, 1850
p. m. sunday trains. leaving Pittsburg- 10 am.
12:5D p. M, Z:5O p. m, 5:lO p. m. $3.50 p. IN.
Arlington-9:lo a. M, 12:IO p. m. l:5o p: m, 4:0
p, ms eiso ., N, JOHN JAANs supk
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

A GOOD reliable stem-winding watch for
81, at Hauch's, 295 Fifth avenue. Tusu
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

CASH paid for old gold and silver at
Hauch's, No. 295 Fifth avenue. Tusu
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KAUFMANNS'
Fifth Ave. and SmithfeId St
RAILROADS.
- From Pitisburs UnIos siatios-
IinGS.1
Run by Central lime

Trains nun py Oohkrai simo-
soiTTTIH Eyr sYSTEM-PANHANDLER ROUTE
Leave for Cincinnati and St Louis, ] rs a. m,
d 7;IO a m, 1856 and u;15 p. m Dennison, 2:Is
&heens hiHhSO SiS M. Eos, s:lo G p m y steRben: m
willie, 5:55 a. m Washington, 6:l5 s:S5 a. m, l:55.
$3.50 4:45, 4:55 p. Bulger 1910 a. m. Bqrgetts-
1910 p. m. McDonalds. AIS. 1O:45 D. m, lo:Oo
TRAINS ARRIVE from the West. 2.1o, s.ooa.
% Beny s S p M m wReenS weehs8n 2S s4 S Siea @
S'o5 5:5S p m BurgetEtst92wz6. @ 5;1S a.; mn g;o'
E. 3 n s Sa'Hhnsi%Ga a. m %anssd ss $50 I s $50. s9 n6 H a
m, 12:45, 1855. 1880 and e:2O p. m. Bulger Ian
D. m. McDoDalds. s;S5 g. m, 800 .. M
NORTHWEST sYsTEM-FT. WAYNE ROUTE
hsavs sISsDt i9r GesHE9 sstTdaa 3 1S T1oac f2 1
m. d l2:29. 100 and except Saturday ll:2o p m;
Crestined d 549 4s M Ceyeldnd we 10 S;y ~ m I'd ~ Ns :
Castle and Youngstown, 7:2O a: m. 12:2q $50
viii Vile. Erie and AshtabuIa 7:5o a. n. i2::o p. m:
Niles and JsmestOT15 asH F. M sO Alliance 40
WhseRg seaRsr sais saa soo ~ D BeaTer % Fais
S SEQ a. M; Leetsdale, $3.50 a. m;
M DEPAHr RasxeI FFoM Eias LIE o 6
IS1 % !, e E1on soq m R tset'daIs Lee i1s $3.50 3S SS sE
Fair Oaks ) n:4O a. H.
TRAINS ARRIVE Union station from chicago. e1;
d ESQ p. M; Toledo, except Monday 1;So S;3o a.
NJ $50 and ,SS $40 w p "a :,is Srest2e, T p s 9
lOil5 p. m.; Hiles and Youngstown, $50 p. m;
Cleveland. $50 a. IN, 2:20, 1:GC p. M; wheeling
AshtabHla, 1:25 l0:l5 p. m; Alliance, 1880 a. m;
Niles aud jamestown, $40 a. M; Beaver Falls.
1880 a. m.. s:25 D. N; LeetsdAle. 10:40 D. m.
ARRIVE ALLEGHENY, from Enon. 500 a
Conway 4Oa. m ;kocnester g. 0a. Beaver Falls.
40 N. I2:3O loo O. ~ and 8:15 d. Leets-
dale, 4. 30, $50, sir $50 7.45 a. m, Iz.00 Il -
1.55, 3.S1 40 6.3Q 800 and 6:05 p, n; FAIR
oaks, s 80 a. m.
d. daily; 5. sunday only; other trains. except
Sunday
JOSEPH WOOD, General Manager.
e. A. FORD, General Passenger Agent
Address, Pittsburg, PS-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

RACK ale is preferred by many. Try
Iron City Brewery's make, TThssu >,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

CHARLESTON, S. C.. THE SOUTH AND
" Southwest, Jacksonville, Fla, and all
Florida points, the Clyde Steamship Company,
from pier 20 East River, New ork, Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays at P. NJ. Passenger
accommodations and cuisine unsurpassed.
WIN. P. CLYDE CO..
Gen. Agents, Bowling Green, N. Y.
7. G. EGER,
Gl. Agt., G. s. Frr. Line. BAT Broadway, N. Y.
]. j. MCCORMICK, Ticket Agent,
$50 Smithfield St., PitJsburg Pa.
ac44JFTS
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AMERICAN LINE.

Sailing every Wednesday from Philadelphia
and Liverpool. Passenger accommodations for
all classes unsurpassed. Tickets sold to and
from Great Britain and Ireland, Norway, Swe-
den, Denmark, etc.
PETER WRIGHT & SONS,
General agents. 305 Walnut St.. Philadelphia.
Full information can be had Of ]. ]. MCCOR-
MICK, Fourth avenue and Smithfield street.
LOUIS MOESER, GIG Smithield street.
mhS-44-TTS
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ALL THE
ABOVE GOODS
THE. .98C BARGAIN COUNTER

And opposed their interests indeed the people
who being in need of heavy Underwear will neglect this
great opportunity Why will pay you to buy for future
use if your present wants are fully supplied.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

MARTIN GILLET & CO., Established ISI1.)
Exchange Place. Baltimore, Md.
de3O-52
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-30

ASK YOUR GROCER FOR HE.No TEA,
AND TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE. BEWARE
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13
English and American Girls.

Contrasting English and Ameri,
can, girls, W. w. Story thus writes
in Conversations IN aStudio,, !:
Take an English girl and put her
beside an American girl whose
ancestry is pure English and there
is o remarkable difference between
them in shape, nature and color.
The American, as a rule is slender
'er, fairer and slighter- -limbed,
hinner-featured and more viva.
clous and exciting in manner.
The English girl is fuller, roster
in color, heavier In build and calm
er. The voice of the American is
thla and high, that of the English
girl is rich and low. But where
you will find the greater physical
difference is in the feet and
hands. The Americans foot is
small, thin, high arched, and
tendonous in the ankle. The En-
glish girls Is plump, 1at and full
at the ankle. There IS the same
difference in the hands. Take a.
cast from an English and Ameri-
can foot, and any one can distln-
guish them with half an eye. All
the attachments, as they are call
ed, are longer aud more tendonous
in the American than In the En-
glisb. There is something charm
ing in the one as of a rose, and in
the other Of o lily. Where the
English have the advantages over
tue American Is In their voices
and intonations. An English
woman's voice is . pleasure to
hear-so sweet and low and plea
SAINT In its modnlations--whlle the
Americans whine with u high
4
pitched voice. The latter sing
better than the English, because
the English never can fully utter
their voice and throw it out. |
Certainly The American girls are
sometimes very handsome, and |
they generally have refinement
bf leok and feature, If not of|
manner. Ia their ways, too,
thors il certain wild willfulness /
and Independence which, when it
does not go too far (as it frequent |
u does. is very attractive"
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13
Hint to Five Cent Smokers.

(Which end of that cigar are
you going TO put in your MOUTH"
inquired the dealer ofthe reporter,
as the latter cut off the closed end
OF q five cent cigar. "Why, the end
4 have just cut" he replied. /"
"WhY do you ask?" sBecs use, .
replied the cigar dealer; ito get
the most enjoyment out Of that
cigar you are doing the worst
thing possible. I'll explain. In
making cheap cigars a good
enough wrapper is used--as good
often as on the finer grades.
Havana filler is used in a measure.
but does not fdn the length OF the
cigar, as IN the better goods. It
usually ends about an inch from
the extremity Of the butt, or end
that is generally placed in the
mouth, and poor light weed raised
in the Northern States, and Of 4
grade similar to dried cabbage,
is inserted. In smoking the Eve
cent cigar all the smoke, Of course,
passes through this miserable
stuff, which makes II taste badly.
New, # you will only reverse the
Cigar and cut of the mouth end,
light lt and puff away, you will
enjoy i very nearly as much as i
liner cigar. Y w ash hlneton Herald
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

The proprletors of the Homer
GUARDIAN have purchased the
Journal and will soon consolidate
the two papers; meklng a frst-
class eight page paper. The Item
wishes Its confreres long life and
prosperity.--City Item.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13
PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY.
A DEAR LITTLE MAID OF TWO.


I'll sing you song to nus1ery tune,
OF q dear little maid of two,
Who has peachen cheeks and rosebud
lips,
And eyes Of a soft sea blue;
With charms of a gleeful innocence,
That are ripe at the age oftwo.
She is not an angel, no, no, no,
And Heaven be praised for that;
She is fairly human from top to tos,
With limbs that are dslntily fat,
And whore she trots, be it high or low;
There is wealth of a surprising chat,
Somebody's heart is strong and brave,
And somebody's love ia true,
But day by day they are amply tried
BY this little maid oftwo;
But somebody's love would never tire,
Had it ten times more 10 60.
What reward does somebody get
Dear dreamer with eyes of bluei
"A kiss, smile, from the roguish pet,
A tender caress Or two,
Why, each of these is q heaven of bliss,
From sweet maid like you.
Come, happy maid, with the sea-brlght
eyes,
And prattla about my knee.
Then lay that soft round cheek to
mine,
And laugh in innocent gles;
That childish talk and downy touch
Givejoy and strength to me.
Then grew my sweet as we'll as you
may,
And be like somebody true,
For high-born DANES of uoblest heart
Have been as tiny as you
And in the maiden of twenty one
May we find the maid of two!
Henry Johnson in Good Words.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

The quality OF the blood depends
much upon good or bad digestion
and assimilation. To make the
blood rich in life and strength
giving constituents use DR.. j. H.
McLean's Sarsaparilla. 1t will
nourish the properties of the blood,
from which the elements ofvitality
are drawn. Sold by Gill.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

The'clrculatlon of the blood
quickened and enriche,l-bears
life and energy to every portion
of the body; appetite returns; the
hour Of rest brings with 1t sound
repose. This can be secured by
taking DR.. J. q. McIean's oarsa.
parilia. Sold by Gill.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13
a Distressing Case And Happy Cure.

aFor overa year have had breaking
ont on my leg, which troubled me so
bad | could not walk, leg badly swell
ed, ofa purple color, with eruptiens so
bad that Blood would ooze ont if I bore
my weight on it. was recommended
TO try Clarke's Extract of Flax (Papil-
ion( Skin Cnre, which have done. MY
leg IN BOW well and / can walk two
miles on 1t without any trouble Sign
ed, "a ID. Hayward
Clarke's Flax Soap makes the skin
soft and prevents chappirg. Sklu Cure
M.W. . Soap IS cents. For sale by j.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

'Ho shook aud he skoek till his shak-
ing was chronic,
He then bought bottle of Cheatham's
Chill Tonic,
He said to his friends, though a shaker
of yore,
Thanks to the c G Tonic, Pm shaker
no nore.n
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

Jack Uppers-"Say, Scadds,
could you lend me a hundred?"
Russell S. Scadds-"That's not
the point, don't you know-could
l lend lt-but could / get it
backr"
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

"Oh, dear!" cried Miss Passee.
Here they've gone and cut the
day down to eight hours. Why,
I'll be q hundred before I'm
forty"
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

Mrs. Blcodgoed--" not
an open fireplace nor stove in
the house2 How does your father
warm his slippers, Willie?" Willie
(ruefully)-"Warms 'em on me,
ma'am."
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13
Longstreet Royalty Treated.

st. Louis. June 4.-Gen. Long.
street, who is in the city on bust
ness, has been interviewed by a
correspondent. He comes direct,
" from Richmond, and the incl
dents of the day there are fresh in
his mind. In talking Of the treat
ment he received from the old
soldiers while in that city the
General said:
"The boys may misjudge me and
my actions with their heads, bnt
their hearts are all right all the
time. I would not take a good
deal for my experience. The
old soldiers covered me with Con.
federate flags, cheersd me, cried
ever me, and wrung my hand
again and again. One old man
who served under me is now
totally blind. He said:
9 General, ! will never see you.
again IN this world, but I hope
we'll meet up yonder, where we.
can all see. | want to hear your
voice once more before I die"
Gen. Longstreet was much as-
fected while talking OF his old
comrades in arms.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

For rheumatic and neuralgic
pains, rub in Dr.. J. H. McLcan's
Volcanic OIL LlDiment, and AXE
Dr.. J. II, McLean's Sarsapa lila
You will not suffer long, but will
be gratified with a speedy and
effective cure. Ssld by Gill.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

II you are all run down-haye
no strength, no energy, and feel
very tired all the time-take DR..
J. H. McLeau's Sarsaparllla. 1t
will impart strength and vitality
to your system. Sold by Gill.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

Tonsorial Artist (lnsinuating-
ly)-"But your hair, sir, comes
clear down to your ceat,collar."
Stubborn yictim-"In that case
I'll have the coat.col!ar cut
down"
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

Rev, Everlasting Baxter-aSIs.
Ter White, when did syou hear
FUN yer son, Iarul, what went to
BE- Westsn Mrs. White aBrudder
Baxter, de las time / hear fun
him he vuz dead p'-Light.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

The blood must be pare for the
body to he in perfect condition,
DR.. j. Fl. McLean's Sarsaparilla
makes pure blood and imparts the
rich bloom Of health and vigor to
the whole body. Sold 10y Gill.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

The bad man values his good
name when he keeps cut of the
country-so that he may not be
talked about in courts.-Pica.
yuue.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

Hammock dresses" are an.
nounced for summer wear. Some
thing a girl can slip out of easily,
we presume -Yonkers States
man.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

ut goes right to the spot" said
on old man, who was rubbing IN
DR.. j. H. McLean's Volcanic Oil
Llnlment to relieve rheumatism.
Sold by Gill.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13
Mur>Y i.nrrn.,

MuDy f'ers.nns Az broken
DOWN from ovcrwork or household cares.
EToWns Iron Bittcrs geh,i,ds
tIc systeyn, aids digestion, removes eycess
Oh blle, and cures malaria. Get the genuine.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

I use Smiths Tonic Syrup in my prac-
tice, and am determined to use it 80
long as it gives such excellent satisfae-
tion in cases of chills and fever!-John
P. Mushat, Calhoun, Ala.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

If you feel "out Of cross and
peeviSh--take DR.. j. H. McLean's
Sarsaparilla; cheerfulness will re-
turn and life will acquire new zeat.
Sold by Gill.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

Ii you are suffering with weak
or infiamed eyes, or granulated
eyelids, you can be cured by using
DR.. }. Fl. McLean's Strengthing
Eye Salve. Sold by Gill.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

Chattanooga union printers have
chosen a good time of year to go
out Of work for the summer
Picayune.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

6What is there beside luck that
amounts to anything in cards?"
"a good deal" Lawrence Ameri.
can.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

First Flshelman-"Whatluck
Second Fisherman-"None at all:
can't get the cork t.'-Munsey's
Weekly.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

Cruel, fashionable mother! Why don't
you look after the welfare of your sick
ly littls childa The nurse hasen't sense
enough to get it box of DR.. Bulls
Worm Destryers.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

EEs FOR THE BLOOD,
49, Weakness Malaria, Indigestion
BROWNS IRON BITTERs
t cures quickly. For sale by all dealers IN
medicine. Get the genuine.
Homer guardian., 1890-06-13

Lovers who wish TO be happy
to gether cannct trust to eating
ice cream together.-P,caynae.