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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10
MONDAY CHATTER.

Emerson touched a palpable fact
when he said that ''all the world loves
a lover" Even the stern arbiter upou
the judicial bench may have kindly
eye and sympathetic nod for the young
people who are trying to absorb each
other in their minds. One in New
Jersey the other day gave decision
that should endear him to all who
''know how it is themselves" A land
lady of boarding house demanded Of
a young lady 81 extra for 1.-THE wear and
tear of household effects caused by the
visits of her BEAU" and us the lady
would not pay it her trunk was seized.
The only specifications were the sink
age in the middle of the sofa and holes
in the carpet in front. 1t was plain.
straight three months counting. The
landlady thought a courtsnip of three
months was cheap at 81. The court
held that the value of the courtship was
of no concern to the landlady. She
must show unnecessary wear of the
furniture. Her young lady boarder was
entitled to all the rights Of lady, and
the right to be courted was inalienabie
and part Of the lawful pursuit OF
happiness" That was a just Judge,
and evidently not crusty old bachelor.
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AN ADMISSION.

Hon. JOHN r. LYNCH, of Mississippi.
is one of the most capable colored rep
reSentatives ever sent to congress from
the South. He is still a man of con-
spicuOus influence among his people in
the South. Last week he delivered an
address at Charleston, S. c.. on the con-
ditiOn and prospects of the colored peo-
pie. and said many very sensible things.
He told them they were better off and
had less to complain of in the South
than the blacks had in the North. The
latter had more consideration theoreti-
cally and seDtimentally, but in the
solidities Of existence the South gave
them better opportunities. There was
more employment open to them in the
South at fair wages, and subsistence
was easier in that section for the dark
man than in the North. Mr.. LYNCH
has been over the North a good deal,
and is familiar with the conditions of
his people in both sections. 1t Is a not
able admission from him that those in
the South have less cause of complaint
than their fellows North. Some of the
Chambers and other politicians don't
seem to have so understood the matter.
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1t was the work OF c. Ranhofer, the
chef of OelmonicO'S

chef OF OtlmOnicO'S.
AT Bruenn, Austria, burglars have
circumvented the use Of iron shutters
for store windows by cutting hole in
the glass through the little round hole
left i'm the shutter for ventilation, and
then fishing for the valuables inside with
hook and line.
The Morgan Engineering Company Of
Alliance, o., is building for Philadel-
phia firm steam hammer that weighs,
with AL anvil block, s 60 tons, said to be
the heaviest in the world. 1t will be
used to forge gun steel and armor plates
for the United States government.
A Reno county. Kansas, farmer of
sixty summers advertised for wife.
Pretty Miss Minnie Forester. of Garth
age, Mo-, answered the advertisement
and went to Hutchinson to wed her an
tiouity. She asked him to deed ner 16O
acres of land. He declined, and the
wedding did not occur.
Snowflakes the size of the human
hand fell over small area in Carson
City, New, during the recent cold spell.
They didn't, however, come from the
heavens, but from factOry's steam
pipe. whence they emerged in the shape
of steam, being converted into snow by
contact with the cold air.
Joseph Walker, a New York importer
has sued the United States government
for seventy cents. In October of last
year the plaintiff imported some goods.
which were placed in bonded ware
house and subsequently carted from
there to the appraisers stores. The
carriage amounted to seventy cents,
which amount the government asked the
plaintiff to pay. He demurred, but
finally paid the amount under protest,
and now brings suit to recover it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10
THE STORY OF a DAY.
Detroit suffers from big fire.
Ourvea signs with Cincinnati,

Detroit suffers from big fire.
Duryea signs with Cincinnati.
Duluth spends a Sabbath without the usual
tpple.
The Commercial hotel. South st, Paul, is
burned.
Nearly 20 Cinnamon are killed quelling
Formosan riot
The Chicago stable is likely to buy FL Rio
Rey for 5 10000.
The Minneapolis Journal is sued for $25,-
Don for IL 'ged libel.
Rowland Leach is thought to have been
m rdered in Chicago.
meeting at Hyde Park protests against
Russian atrocities in Siberia.
The Red Cross takes a hand in aid of the
North and south Dakota destitute.
nator Stanford thinks l or 2 per cent
about right on real estate mortgages.
An English syndicate purchases the Cres-
cent creamery plant for S30O,"00.
Bishop Stanley talks of the suffering
among the Turtle Mountain Indians.
Henry Willard has an important PROPOSE
ton for the ST. Paul Industrial union.
BoetUcher is decorated with the Black
Eagle, and may become chancellor of Ger
many,
The Liberals are certain to beat the Con-
servatlVrs in England when the country is
appealed to.
Bishop Fink. of Kansas. withdraws his OBJ
jeetons 10 Catholics becoming members OF
the Farmers alliance.
Orlando Gray makes affidavit that he saw
Frank Dodge alive after he is alleged to have
been killed by Clifton Holden.
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WILL THEY DO IT?

Te the Editor of the Globe.
agree with you that the farmers of this
stale talk 100 much and act zoo little. Yet
think the state alliance was sincere in its late
declaration of principles, and that the dele
gates to that body hon -stly represented the
sentiment of the farmers OF this state, not
WthStanding the Pioneer Press and the Min
neapolis Tribune accuse them of radicalism
and crankiness. If the men who passed
those alliance resolutions will live up TO
TIT m. you will see mighty revolution in this
state in the near future
VETERAN FARMER.
Hastings March s.
Precisely. That is what the GLOBE
said. If the alliance people will live up
to their professions, everything will he
right. The GLOBE has not accused the
farmers of insincerity, nor have we
doubted their good intentions. But we
have seen them dupPd so often by the
politicians, and led blindly off after false
gods, we have a dread that the same
thing may happen again. The farmers
heart is all right and his convictions are
honest. But, Judging from past expert
ences, his judgment is away off about
election times. We have so often
seen him model tariff reform
er when there were no elections.
and yet when election day came around
he would march up to the polls and vote
for q prOtectionist to represent him in
congress. We honestly believe that
there are no more sincere and earnest
tariff Teformers IN the state than
Gen. jim BAKER and Gen. Cor
DON E. COLE; and yet in the last presi-
dental campaign those two gentlemen
not only voted for HARRISON on the
MCKINLEY platform, but they went
around the state persuading the Mime
sofa farmers to do the same thing. AS
we said before. it is an instance where
the spirit is willing, but the flesh is
awfully weak. The Mexican soldier
who was aTraigned tor coWardice in
battle admitted his guilt, with the eX-
tenuating plea that he had a lions
heart in his breast, but it was his mis-.
fortune to be hitched to the most cow
ardlv pair of legs. Now, Minnesota is
iust full of that kind of tariff reform
ers. They are bold as lions in advocacy
of tariff reform until election day
comes around; then their cowardly legs
carry them right over into the camp of
the enemy.
That is why we suggested to the men,
bers of the state alliance that they talk
less about tariff reform and tax reduc-
ton, and do more. If they are earnest
and sincere in their professions, and we
believe they are, let them at once Or
ganize their forces and then stand by
their guns until the victory Is won.
They will get what they want if they
fight for it, but they have got to fight
for il. and fight ValiantIV,
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save him from having to export and
compete with the farmers of Russia and
IndIa. They have been taxing him for
Twenty-Five years, but where is the
home market? Why, he gets less for
his stuff than he ever did, whilst paying
through the nose for everything he mas
to buy. Under these circumstances the
tariff men are unable to keep up the old
pretense.
TO do them justice they have quit try
ing to deceive now that 1t Is use
less to attempt it. and frankly declare
through their official papers that their
is to benefit themselves. Ii the farmer
does not like it, he can do the other
thing; the politicians control the gov
eminent and are going to adjust the
tariff as they see fit. This. in substance,
is the language of the manufacture rs,
and the Republicans acQuiescs in it.
The Republicans cannot very well do
otherwise, for 1t was the man ufacturers
money that put them in office, aud has
kept them there. All the same it will
be great outrage to place m ore taxes
on the farmer at time like this when
he is so poor but good may come out of it
in the end. 1t will teach the far mer that
he ought to organize as men in other
CdliluSS w. 81 lHdU HIS NOtc6 HAY Ut
heard in the legislature and through
the press. 1t will teach aim also that
he has no business to be a ferocious
partisan on either side of poll tics; that
he ought to study such public questions
as the tariff intelligently and dispas-
slOnately, not as one committed to q
foregOne conclusion.
In short, the hard usage he is now I'M
dergoipg may serve to arouse him to a
higher sense of his duty as an elector
and to keener appreciation of his IN
tereSt as tiller OF the ground. Hith-
erto he has been slave jeopardy and a
dweller by himself in the sense of hav-
ing no means of taking counsel or COM
mon action with his brethren. He has.
therefore. been an easy prey to such Or
CARNATIONS tor the promotion Of monop-
oily and taxation as the manufacturers
association. There are farmers so big
Oted in their political faith as TO believe
the politicians when they tell them that
they are in most prosperous condition:
that ali the talk about low prices and
hard times is all moonshine. 1t will
be hard to cure fanatics of that sort.
But upon the whole the vivid object
lessons in political economy and COM
mon sense which the farming class is
now receiving, from the course of events
cannot fail to have good educational
effect. E. A. WILLIAMS.
Fergus Falls, March s.
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Cenn;oe ,noo Only.

A bill has been introduced and is
made speciality by some members of
the New York senate that is designed
to etfectuaIly prohibit bogus mediums
and bogus ghosts. Heavy fine and i'm
prisonment are designated for those
who personate spirits in seances or for
pay, to deceive the confding. There
have been so many instances OF late
where the incredulOuS have found the
ghosts to be solid but base humanity
that the interest of the bona fide article
requires the suppression of the counter
felt. 1t is even suspected that vOca
ton has grown up as business that is
based upon deception. Honest Spiritu
alists gu hit to be active to secure legis-
lation to punish the frauds. If there
are genuine manifestations, and the
departed do come down and put on the
human shape to interview their friends,
no lmpostors should be tolerated. They
throw distruSt over the whole spirit bus
mess. A genuine ghost is really Gu
rious and interesting institution, and
should tie encouraged under proper cir
cumstances. Impostors should be eX-
DOSed,
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AnANGER EOR THEM

Recent reports from Washington in
dictate apprehension on the part of the
Republican disposers, that on the ad-
mission of Idaho as state its large
Mormon population will pursue the
course the GLOBE has presumed they
would-that is, abandon the church os-
tensibly, TO retain the ballot. This is
evidently practicable for the mass of
the voting element. If the spiritual
ruIers permit them to take demitS and
swear the test oath, they must be al
lowed to vote. In fact, the matter has
been discussed of the church abandon
ing polygamy as Mormon tenet. One
Of the apostles says the obstacle in the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10
THE FALSE PROPHET.
A Big Difference Between Prom.
Uses and FulfiIiment.


To the Editor of the Globe.
There is a vast gulf between what the
Republicans promise and what they
actually fulfill. In 1888 they promised
a readjustment OF the tariff to benefit
the farmers condition. There is great
cry among the wholesale and retail
dealers and among the railroads on &C.
count of the dizziness of trade this win
ter. And everybody knows the reason
of this is because the farmer is poor.
His crops for the last two years have
been unsatisfactory. and the price of
produce is extremely low. We all de-
pend upon the farmer is the honest con-
fession now heard on all sides. Never
theless good many persons. including
most of the manufactorS, including
many politicians, without exceptions
are disposed to forget this truth when
congress is in session. At the present
session changes are to be made in the
tariff and ten to one in every single case
the burdens of the farmers will be di-
rectly or indirectly increased.
There is one good feature and that is
that the manufacturer and the poll
tician have been Obliged to give up ~
ing to the farmer.
Formerly whenever they saddied him
with new tax they told him their Obj
feet was to create home market which
was to consume his productsand thus
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of a New York paper that three Of them
have salaries of 100000; six have the
same as the president Of the United
States, with not half as hard time.
and seven take in $4,000. They have
light duties, drawing the salaries being
about the most onerous. They enjoy
protection.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

way is the fact that polygamy came
into the creed by special revelation. If
they will all unite in petition for a
new revelation coming back to Mono
gany. there could be no safer wager
than that it would be success. and
quite as genuine as the former one. Ii
they vote they will hold the balance OF
power, and no assurance can be had by
the Republicans that they will get the
votes. Still, Idaho will be admitted,
probably in time to be represented in
the next congress and in the electoral
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

TT SEEMS from the statement Of del
egate TO the convention of the Repub-
lican league held at Nashville last week.
that the object OF going South was to
show the Democrats down there that
the Republicans North were Of differ
ent class from the element of the party
they had seen. They wore nobby hats
and canes, and claimed to be full of
blue blood, but with no faint of the
ebony variety.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10
He Was Wounded Early.

Arcola Record.
Pension Examiner-In what battle
were you wounded?
Applicant for Pension--I was wounded
at Shiloh church.
Examiner-At Shiloh church?
Applicant-Yes; | belonged to the
choir and got my lead mashed with the
organ stool at the beginning OF hos
Utilities.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

IT is stated that double the mileage
OF railway built the past year is now
under contract or contemplated for 1890.
1t is to be hoped this will be an active
season in all the industries, but there
are often good many things contem-
plated that never quite materialize.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

If THE Chicago News is good author
ity, bread made from Minneapolis -four
sells in Chicago at to 6 cents pound;
and I'm London, from the same -four,
the bread is sold at and ~ cents
pound. Perhaps the Chicago bakers
are making up subscriptions for the
fair.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10
A Considerable Debtor.

Texas Siftiugs.
Collector-When are you going to pay
this bill? 1 can't be coming here every
day in the week.
Debtor-Well. what day could you
come on conveniently?
Il could call on Sai urday."
"All right; from now on shall ex-
pect you every Saturday"
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a Model Park Policeman.


Stern Policeman--Don't you know
that pulling flowers is prohibited here
by heavy penalty, and that it is my
duty to arrest you?
Dude-But. me deah fellah. I'ye only
plucked single flower
Polieeman-I'll tell you what. young
Teller. you hand me over dollar and
you can pull up the bush by the roots if
you want to.
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TO Insure Promptness.

Youths Com panion.
There is nothing like careful attention
to an employers wishes OIL the part of a
servant.
Bridget's mistress gave her two let
tiers to mail in the letter-box on the
corner.
Ibid you put those letters in the
box ~ asked her mistress, little time
afterward
Och, sure, ma'am, so | did," said
Bridget, ''an' seein' as you've SO often
tould me that I've not been careful, |
TUX pains to put in the box first av the
two the letter that We marked 'lm-
mayiiate'"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10
n Successful Woman Surgeon.

DR.. King, an American woman, occu-
pies the somewhat enviable position of
physician-ln-ordinary to one Of the most
distinguished statesmen in China. Her
practice in Shanghai is large and valu-
able. and some of her successful sur
glcaI operations have elected the warm
est praise from her brother physicians.
There is great field in China far the
woman doctor.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10
A Reckless Man.

Texas Strings.
C.-Wnere are you going?
D.-G0ing to take a bath?
"You don't say so! Well, that shows
that the days of miracles are not over
yet"
''Oh, take bath every year, no mat
ter whether really need it or not.''
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

AS Mr.. DEPEw looks at it. Chicago is
now in the position of the man who
marries woman with ready-made
family Of twelve children. There is
something to do besides footing with the
kids, like Hans the Boatman in the
play.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10
qO.UAy,o WEATHER.

WASHINGTON March 9.-Indications-For
Michigan and Wisconsin: Snow, preceded IN
eastern portion of Lower Michigan by far
weather; southerly winds; warmer. For
Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri and Arkansas
Snow or rain; souIherly winds; warmer.
For North and South Dakota and Nebraska:
Snow or rain; warmer Monday morning
winds shifting TO northwesterly; and colder
auesday.
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GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
rnn.r rnnRnArn

For St. Paul. Minneapolis and vicinity:
Continued light snow, followed by clearing
colder weather Monday night.
The barometer is low over the whole of the
Northwest. The snowfall has not been very
extensive nor heavy. The area of low barom-
eter Will evidently move off to eastward to-
day and clearing and much colder weather
Is indicated for tomorrow.
P. T. LYONS, Observer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10
AN UNEQUAL TAX.

Senator ALLISON, now safely in his
senatorial seat for seven years to come,
has time to talk about prohibition, pro-
lection and other matters. He has been
remarking about tariff reduction so
freely that his home organ finds it nee
eSsary to diSclaim any faint of DemOC-
racy about him. 1t says he will vote on
the question remembering that he is a
Republican. The senator AYERS that he
will shrivel the sugar duty as revenue
tax, but will vote for the removal Of the
tobacco tax VERY reluctantly" If made
a party policy he will vote for it. One
of the arguments for the repeal of this
tax is that it is an unequal burden upon
the sexes. The wol.len do not use to-
baccO, and therefore pay no part of the
tax upon it. Perhaps the reported grow
ing disposition among women to re-
move this objection is due to a desire
to share alike in the burden with the
men. There is small probability that
the tax will be removed, and females
who want to contribute to the govern
ment in this way will be forced to
smoke cigarettes or pipes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

A PHILADELPHIA paper speaks of
extraordinary weather, extraordinary
crops and extraordinary legislation in
the Dakotas. The weather is all right,
and usually the crops, but the lawmak-
ers are little peculiar.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

AN OMAHA paper says of party of
supposed capitalists: 1.-The Boston visit
ors came, saw and were conquered"
They were not familiar with the Omaha
beverage, evidently.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

IT Is one of the domestic privileges of
the president that should not greatly
concern the public to minister to little
BEN in his infantlle vagaries and noctur-
nal distempers; but the Ladies' Home
journal, perhaps by authority, draws a
picture of the head of the nation, in the
attire of the hours of sleep, pran cling
around after soothing syrups and paci-
fiers, with the screamer clasped to the
DO som that should placate the most
malignant partisanShip.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

LAST year 10000 600 bushels Of corn
went down the lower Mississippi. 1t is
cheap highway, and could take to
market all the surplus corn of the val
ley if there were sufficient demand for 1t
ia that direction.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

A PARTISAN newspaper is ahead of
the chrome and cheap bonus induce
ments in this country. 1t provides an
eminent physician to attend gratul-
tously upon subscribers who pay year
in advance.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

PETITIONS seem to go by weight in
New York. One to the New York legis-
lature in favor of ballot reform is said to
weigh half ton. 1t is not good thing
to get in the way of.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

THE splurge i'll the wrong direction
in North Dakota sent counter current
over the country, and it is probable that
additional legislation will be had in
congress. One of the Iowa senators has
introduced a bill 10 Shut out of the mails
all papers that have lottery advertise
ments, and Georgia paper proposes to
take away the charters Of all national
banks that guarantee the payment of
lottery prizes. These are not fatal re-
strictions, but the lottery business
mUSt 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

ACCORDING to the statement of the
leader of the ballot reform movement
in Maine, there is hardly a sta tie that
has greater need of revision on reform
atory lines. He says that in some of
the cities so per cent of the votes are
bought and sold, and he mentioned one
where elections cost each party $4,000
to $4,000 a year, and nearly all the
officials have to spend most of their
salaries to get elected. The matter ought
to be mentioned to Tom REED, HALL
and the other Republican reformers.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

THE efforts to obtain the fair have
exhausted the local product SO that Chi
cago is to replenish from the natural
gas of Indiana. sent in pipes. The con-
sumption must have been enormous.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

If BUDD REEVE dissects prof. ALEX
MCKENZIE" without hypnotic posses
sion, he would be big catch for dime
museum or wizards role.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-10

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Address all letters and kilograms 10
TIE GLOBE. ST. Paul, Mimi.
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Thu WEEKLY-Oaily - Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.)
yr in advance. S4 90 Is mos. in adv " W
:months, in advance. Isl W.