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ceased will sell on the premises on the road lead
ing from Rock Springs to Cecil Paper Mills in St1
Election Dist, Cecil Co.. Nd, on
THURSDAY, MAY 18TH 1890,
the following personal property Yoke oxen.
Cow. l Yearling Heller. Hogs. Farm Wagon.
dearborn, l two.horse cultivator one horse cul
tivator OK tongue. brier scythe. plow. spike har
row. Advance chilled pillow, roller. jockey stick
grain fan. two thirds interest in acres of wheat
with all the straw; about tons of hay, fifth, OK
and lug chaines 2 sets stage harness. Eet carriage
harness. wagon saddle. post digger, OK yoke. grain
chest, COW chains. sled crow bar, mattocks
hoes. maui and wedges. corn baskets. shovel
Walter A. Wood mower. horse rake. grain cradles
mo wing scythe. corn shelter, about IL bus. wheat
hay rope barn shovel. half bushel. lot boxes and
barrels griudstone. carriage tongue, lot poplar
boards, cross cut saw. 10 grain sacks.
HOUSEHOLD GOODS Wood stove. Lounge
cherry dining table, corner cupboard, half hozeI
chairs, wash tub. of drawers, clock gun
coal oil can, pair bedsteads feather beds. set,
pillows aud holsters. pair blankets. lot quilts and
sheets. sausage suffer and lard straiIer.
TERMS OF SALE. Six months credit sums
over SIS 90. purchaser to give note with approved
security. payable at the National Bank of Rising
Sun. with interest from date ifnot paid when due
Sums of $500 and under cash. Sale to commence
at O'Clock p. m.
my2ts r. KEITHLEY, Executor.
J. C. HISDMAx, Auet.
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NetLrOlgic Persons

And those troubled with nervousness resulting
from care or overwork will be relieved by taking
BrOlUn'S Iron BitterS. Genuine
has trade mark and crossed red lines on wrapper.
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28feb4t
INREsH ElSH!-The under. igned won

LNRESH FiSH!-The unders igned would
II respectfully inform his friends and the pub
lie in general that he is prepared to supply Fresh
aud at popular prices. Having improved facilities
this spring. and being agent for the sale of fish
from the extensive Fishing Battery of |. & P, II.
Thankful for past favors he earnestly soiicits the
continued patronage of his friends and the public
and hopes by close attention to business. to meet
all demands with satisfaction. Stabling for horses
free on his wharf at the lower end of the town of
Port Deposit Md. Address all orders to ]. j. BUCK,
Port Deposit, Md. llap4t
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EXAMINERS NOTICE.

We. the undersigned. Examiners appointed by
the County Commissioners of Cecil county, to ex-
anime and relocate the road leading from Battle
Swamp to Rowlandville. hereby give notice that
we will meet at the house of Thee L. Marshall, at
Battle Swamp. on Sixth day, the 9th of Fifth
month, at o'clock A. NJ to fulfill the duties of
our appointment.
LLOYD BALDERSTON,
s. r. CARSON
JOS. COUDON, (of Henry.)
April IL, 1s9O-4t Examiners.
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MARRIED

WEsT-BRowN-April 9th at the
Manse by Rev. s. A. Gayley, D. D.
George j. West of Rock Springs and
Mary L. Brown of Rowlandville.
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EGGS FOR SALE !
Removed.

Having transferred my entire stock of castings
from Stone Run Foundry to my residence on the
road from Red Pump to the Foundry. l am pre-.
pared to furnish my customers as heretofore. with
castings for all plows in general at lowest
prices. RiTCast and wrought scrap iron bought
and taken in trade CHARLES ]. DAVIS,
of Stone Run Foundry,
28feb4t Rising Sun, Nd.
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Rising SUN MARKET.
ErxEcUToR's SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY
THURSDAY, MAY 18th, ls9

The undersigned executor OF VIM. Keithley, de.
ceased. will sell on the premises, on the lead
ing from Rock Springs to Cecil Paper Mills in Sth
Election Dist, Cecil Co., Nd, on
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1890-05-02

FOR RENT.-FARM OF % ACRES
near Hopewell Church; apple orchard
in bearing. Will either rent the whole
farm or ifdesired. the house and lot for pas
ture. Apply to. VIM. TOMMELL. Perry
vile, Md. AIS
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DRY GOODS.
The Old and Reliable Firm of
HAMILTON EASTER & SONS.
OF BALTIMORE,
INVITE YOUR ATTENTION To THEIR ExTEN.
sTvE STOCK OF
DRY GOODS,
The magnitude and variety OF which will
be fully appreciated on personal examina-
ton, which we solicit. They are
Large importers of Foreign Dry Goods,
Their buyer visiting Europe twice year to
make purchases direct from manufacturers.
By SO doing, they Retail goods at the price
paid bv Wholesale Dealers to Importers in
New York.
We deal only in Dry GooDs, and aim to
sell only such articles as We believe will
prove of good value to the purchaser.
Samples will be sent when requested if
about the Prices wanted, Colors preferred,
&C., are plainly named.
The price in plain figures, is marked on
every article sold by us, from which no
abatement is mace, unless to Wholesale
purchasers.
Their different Departments include the
following class of goods
Low and Medium Priced Dress Goods.
Fine Dress Goods and Mourning Goods.
Plain and Fancy Coored Silks.
Black Silks, Velvets and Plush.
Ladies' and Misses Wraps, Jackets, Ulster
and Shawls.
Lates, Embroideries, Eigings, Insertings,
Flouncing and Fancy Muslins.
Il nghams, Percales, Prints, Satines Chew
lets, Cretons, Notions, Camhrics, Main
SOCKS, PLAID Muslin, Indies, Misses
and Boys Hosiery and Underwear.
GENTS FURNISHING GOODS,
In Gloves, Half Hose, Ties, Scarf, Sus-
penders, Merino, Gauze and All-Wool
Underwear.
HOUSEKEEPING DRY GOODS,
In immense varieties, including Linen and
Cotton Sheetiugs, Domestic Cotton
Goods of all kinds.
Table Damasks, Napkins, Towels, Toweling
by the yard, Blankets, Quilts, Art
Squares, Lace and Muslin Curtains,
Table and Piano Covers, Floor Mat
tlngs, Wooden Goods for Mems and
BOYS Wear. in 3 A and GA widths,
Fancy and Plain Black.
We might add to the above, but will only
say, that no house in the United States can
show a better class oi goods VERY few as
good), and the extent and variety will en-
able purchasers to make a satisfactory Sc
lection. l4f3
Hamilton Easter d Sons,
%, 25, 81 E. Baltimore st.
NEAR LIGHT STREET.
! s. ". MORRISON, M. D.,
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WANTED.--A STOUT BOY TO
learn the bakery business. WIN.
TOMMELL, Perryville, Md. AIS
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FOR RENT.-A CARRIAGE HOUSE;
cheap. Apply at this office.
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OF John Sllcer laid an egg 6 by I
iLcnes, which when dissected was
found to contain two yclks and an
egg inside with shell on containing
yelk and albumen. At least this
is the way the story runs. We won.
der when the bell buzzard will visit
the ninth.
Heagy's ice cream parlor is the fash
ionable resort.
r. E. McClenahan of Port Deposit,
intends building q rustic house on q
high and we'll shaded point on the
hill side in rear and below his resi-
dence. A fine view of the river and
Hartford County can be seen from
the elevation, and the family will be
above the ice floods when they come,
as come they must.
Shoes of all grades to fit all sizes
of feet at reasonable prices S. T
Wiley, Colora. 25a3t.
Mr.. S. W. Passmore is pushing
the plant-cabbage and tomato
business, and as fast as bed is
emptied it is filed again with young
plants. His green house is a thing
of beauty bright with its thousands
of variagated pinks, which he cuts
and sends to Philadelphia as fast as
they come into boom.
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Lehigkton Business Directory.

TFAL. SCHWARTZ, Bank St., the oldest hirni-
v ture House In town. Every description Of
furniture ALWAYS or hand. Prices very low.
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on The Bo.s Aushorisy.

A Boston girl, who knows ell the famous
HtoTSxy msn and women there, told me
IN amusing little experience Of two high
Hight. james Russell Lowell and Horace
BOuddsS. These two gentlemen were n
Q crowded horse car on their way 10
Cambridge one day. Two very queer
dAmaS sat opposite to them, and they
were talking IN = loud tone. One wus
saying that in the well known picture Of
L0ngfallow's children the arm Of one Of
NE children was "cut off,
"Dus that amt true" exploded her
companion.
"Yss, indeed, it is true" returned the
etasF.
s1Af' murmured her friend, In Aa
awod tone.
AZ this point Mr.. Lowell thought It
time TO interfere, and he, in his courteous
mbnnaF. explained to the woman who
had made ths false statement that she
had bnsn miGinfoEmsd, etc., etc.
She hooked at our elegant ex-minister
% q most wfthering manner, and said
with ScSrn and loftinsss indeseribabls:
"Sno such thing. I had IL from The
hardf
There WAS no more to be said after
thts, 30 Mr.. Lowell beat silent retreat,
but he tails the joke with keen relish.
Lewiston Journal
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MoAora Joarnalisra.

Modern Editor-How many aAswsEs
have you received TO our question,
Which would you rather be, = bOotsaSk
or eowy
A@sstans--Nve hundred--maks Ssv-
enteen pages.
"Ars they all in typos
''Yes, SIR"
odd you write ten cOlumA ,ArttOle
about oar new bsiildingt'
'fYeS, Gr; makes ten and half
''Did McGinnis get the 1000 'Want
ads ! sSnS him 10 beg, borrow or stsaR'
can Of them"
"VsYy good. Now write few col
umns about our increasing circulation
and We win 60 10 pFeOa. New York
Weekly.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-01-18

During the recent engagement Of Julia
Marlowe CAS- You Like IT, was billed
for one evening. All went smoothly
until act 8, scene 2, was reached. Touch
stone, Audrey, Orlando and Rosalind
Miss Marlowel were on the stage, and
Sylvius aud Phoebe were approaching Ia
the distance. Following the lines close
ly Rosalind exclaimed:
"Looki Here comes q lover Of mine. {"
Just then who should strut upon the
stage but the well known Thomas cat
connected with the theatre. The per-
formance was interrupted for a full
minute, during which time the audience
laughed uproarously, Miss Marlowe in
dulged in a pronounced but graceful
Hnicker. while Orlando did the leading
heavy" chasing OF tina feline. wash
ington Post.
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and q due entirely 90 the Fsvorito Remedy, which
Wae tho only medicine taken after her case Wa
abandoned By the physicians.
Mrs.. Laura A Kempton. West Rutland, Vermont;
Tho diseaeoa that follow Scarlet Fever, hIenaler
pphtheTa and various other complaints often leave
behind them sequellae Of the most dangerous char
aotoF, To oxpsi all traces OF nuch iipordSrs TONE
ep the Vagots organs. and al the veins With purS
0Do nufrttioun blood DIR. David Knnnnlisrtr
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A scrap Of Pnper saver Her Lie.

1t was just an ordinary scrap of wrapping
paper but it saved her life. She was in the las
stages of consumption, told by physicians tina
she was lncurable and could live only a shor
time; she weighed less than seventy pounds
On piece OF wrapping paper she read Of DR.
Kings New Discovery, and got sample bottle
II helped her she bOughta large bottle. II helpeC
her more, bought Another and grew better fast
continued its use and Is now stronger, healthy
rosy, plump, weighing lAQ pounds. For futile
particulars send stamp 20 w. II. Cole, Druggist
Fort Smith. Trial bottles OF this wonderful dis
eoveIy free az kERERS drug store.
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FANclEs N ODDS AND ENDS.


Crystal viAaiETsttas are immsShSd in
gSld net wdSk.
A purSs a SAamolI. beautifully
wrought IN lFideseS4t hsads, has q gold
mount Ia FsTOnsins chasing.
Only ths amhas nnlna Of tbs tortoise
Shs1 is uBsd Ia ode combs. This 10
much moSs sEpsasiVs than the darker
lines.
allv1 buckles havs heavily chased
suYfaeos IN Ftiisi. The prsttisIt, "a my
mind, aro IN fancy linhE. ths lines being
nbbe3.
6ida eomhs Iaountad n gold repeat IA
The naosi doiioats WoEkmGnthip Italian
boadinsl nhd unoldlngN thst aEo found Ia
ar.hlts6uPa JbaI IosOsilIs aIsoll Vp1iE
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Young LADY, want a very stylish hat
and something awfully becoming.
Milliner-Now, here is one that think
would suit. The broad brim is especially
suitable for you,
Young Lady-Thst won't do at all.
Show me something with narrow brim.
(Sotto voce)-The sleighing season is
coming on and Harry must have half
show at least. st.-Kearney Enterprise.
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Tommy CenteFinS the parlor where his
sister and her young man Ass)-Guoss
what I've got In my blInd, MF Sappy.
Mr.. Ssppy-Why, those ere beans.
Tommy with . triumphant lczsk At his
ulSteE( There, what did ! tall you, sius
InaaRine SADpY's feelinGsh &1Ng NeNk
sticks for holding opera glasses as
gaining ground The largo places Of
amussmant require the use Of glasses %
steadily that thess are great eonvoni'
enea. They are Of silver, opening out
like . pencil case. and are chased and
etched. The bamboo furnishes . favor
its model
A eomplets novelty 10 the shape of
pursa & q hollow cup Of silver o. silver
gilt ropousss work, 10 which b attached
3 crochet top with cords 90 chat II can
Bwiug "a The wrist u doau not swing,
howovur, but . oauEht up in tbs paln
a ths hard. This purse q intoAdad for
change required for trsQusnt uao. and b
really mpS ingenious and eonvOnieDtfor
rYcraanhlnd
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RemarIlnbla Nerva.

The early history Of America is full OIL
instances of men having great nerve. But
we are rapidly becoming the most nervous
people On earth. The recent increase of in
sunity, epileplic fits, headache, backache
neuralgia, sleeplessness, nervousness, dys-
pepsiu, huttering Of the heart, etc, pOints
10 an early decay Of the race, unless tiis
tendency is checked. Nothing will cure
these diseases like DR.. Miles Neruine
warranted TO contain neither opium nor
morphine. Sample bottles free at BieFy OF
Thomas drug stores Don't fall 10 try il
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A oboAIout nv.

Little Dot-There, now, you're mad
and don't you say = word till you Sount
q hundred; cause mamma said 70.
Little Diok--Ons ns-two--thr0s--fo
nine - ieven - fouTtsen - SSvonteen -
--tWSnsy-ewo-twonty mine - thirty-OAo
--um-'um-sixty-onS nS-um-um-um-
ninety nino-hundrsd-you'Fs just the
nseaneEt, Ugii0st, stingiest, wickedest,
haAdoSt thing ever saw, an Ii hate
yUu--so there. New York Weekly.
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It is hard to get at the naked truth of
bear story.--New York Herald.
Many a man has made goose Of him
self with a single quill.-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
Many aman makes good reputation
on what is not found out about him.
San Francisco Bulletin.
The man who is "alone with his
thoughts often is surrounded by the
deepest solitude.-Rome Sentinel.
Tho man who combs his hair in the
middle considers his part in life OF some
importance. .-Burlington Hawkeye.
It being moro blessed to give than TO
receive, people generally unselfishly 40
cept the minor blessing. .-Binghamton
Leader.
Working for relations has many OF the
unsatisfactory conditions that attend
eating soup with a fork.--NilwauSe
Journal,
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Many an old dame has caused a rul

MANY an old flame has caused a run
away match.
In pugalism the blow OF the mouth is
greater than that of the fist.
John j. zulle, noted anti-slavery
man, who helped 1i9 slaves to gain their
liberty, is still alive and resides in New
York city.
There is q time for everything. After
you have weighed your neighbor In the
balance drop the nickel of fairness into the
slot Of determination and ascertain your
own moral avoirdupois.
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The rising generation is full Of sur
prises for its elders. A class Of boyS in a
Massachusetts Sunday school Withdrew be-
cause its appointed teacher was "scAb'
workman.
Six Governors of Massachusetts, were
born in 1873 Clafiin, Boulwe1, Rice, But
Ter, Andrew and Talbot.
What do you She suppose supports
the vast arch of the heavens? Practical
loyer-The moonbeams, guess.
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bad, Pntnra Vnnntinn.

A good story is told of Paul Carpenter.
He is, as everybody knows, son Of the
late Senator Matt H. Carpenter, and the
incident happened when he was a very
young boy and while his father wao rep-
resenting the state in the senate. At 3
gathering one evening somebody said;
swell, Paul, what are you going to bo
when you grow upY'
"oh, I don't know" replied the young
patriot. "Fd like to be hack driver,
but l suppose I'll have to be a senator,
like papa. a."-Milwauke Wisconsin.
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You have often seen women with marked
olueness or paleness Of face, Vitiated appe-
tiles, and craving for unWholesome fcod
These are signs Of disordered liver, and
the trouble must be corrected or worse re
sults are sure 10 follow. Husbands and
fathers cannot afford to treat this matter
lightly. Dr. Kennedy's "Favorite Rem.
edy,' which dispels liver disease, costs less
than sick wives and daughters. You will
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-01-18

A fellow had . nttlS gun. and Il WaS
empty quitsI be pointed q q all bis
friends 20 put them In q fright. One day
this empty gun Of hia be pointed - hina'
self, In consequence Of which he nov 10
poseso the Ehsla. Was this poor man
distracted, or was he 10 nsdnom EoadOtl
Oh. no, he thought hiS little gun was
harmless and unloaded. -DrakS's Maga-
nfua
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lit Ia often mole dificult 10 obllterats
traoss Of spilled ink than drops Of blood.
Labor rids us Of three svlls s-tedioua-
ness, vice amp poverty.
--Conseioul lnnoesnos blubhso WhsFs
psn gaili ssF~ olRss NisA
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II takes . loud baby % wake up = slssplnF car
bat Il takes but little Of DR.. Bulls BABY Syrup
70 quiet that baby and Il requires only ~ cents
70 bay bottle OF that well known remedy,
The longer the epoloay the lively young An
matters viii appear Silence and LANadoF are
The aoVeTsiGn rem modles for thiI psouliaF kind Of
headache.
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100 Ladies Wanted.

Ani 100 men to call at druggists, for a
free package of Lanes amily Medicine,
the great root and herb remedy, discoveerd
by IN Silas Lane while in the Rocky noun
tanins. For diseases OF the blood, liver and
kidneys it is positive cure. For constipa
tion and clearing up the complexion il doe
wonders. Children like it, Everyon,
praises it. Large-size package, so cents
At ali druggists
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Maine men are proyerbiRllv sharp
After lot of dickering, says the Belfast
Journal. a peddler told horse jockey in
that nelgnborhoOd that he would give hin
$l6 and ten bushels of clans for horse
The offer was accepted-and then the ped
dler told the jockey that he'd have to 20 IL
the fats and dig the clans himself.
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Miss Steele (of Pittsburg) $50 you have
a real Chinamsn for servant Is he
efacientg
Miss Pharwest (of San FranoiSeO)- $50
3d. He's dreadful1y hard on dishes. But
what can you expect Of = domestic that
even talks broken Chinat- Pittsburg Bul-
letin.
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Police Justice-How could you be 90
brutal as to knock down that poor, old
blind manY
Prisoner-Weil, you see, judge, I'm IN
love, so Il comes sort Of natural.
"What do you mean, siri'
"Why, pulling down the blind, Law.
renee American.
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-Teacher--Can any OF the class explain
20 me why the way Of the transgressor is
hards Scholar-I guess It's cause It's
travelled SO much.
"A Florida judge eats his lunch oil the
bench while the lawyers are making their
pleas.
There are 5000 medical women in the
United States whose incomes range from
5000 to SIC, 900 year.
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A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE sAys

Hon. John Nealy, justice of the peac,
and eT-member Of the House of Represen
tatiqes from Meredith, N. H., vas for
twelve years a terrible sufferer wieh rheum
atism. tie says: cannot obtain an,
medicine which does me so much good a.
your Sulphur Bitters, aud l think il is the
best medicine made.
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IL worth column Of rhetoric, said m
Am rican statesman. Ii is q fact, estab-
l. h by The testimony of thousands ofpeo
pie, that Hoods Sarsaparilla does cure
9 roiula, salt rheum. and other diseases or
affections arising from impure state or low
condition Of the blood. 1t also overcomes
that tired feeling, creates a good appetite,
and gives strength to every part Of the
system.
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Book Agent TO Old SimmerdOwn-rvs
got something here would like 70 show
you
Old Simmerdown-And I've got some
thing / would like to show you.
Book Agent (astonished(- What d that,
may ask, sir?
Old Simmerdown-It is the door. sir.
Book Agent tsadly retiringl well, Scn
don't give fellow much Of a show. -
Detroit Journal
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Il can readily understand, madam, {"
said the tramp, Is he took the spotted,
torn. moth eaten trousers the kind Wo-
paan had given him, show It happens
thst il is more blessed to give than to re-
osfvs. These trousers explain il alI."-
HaYper'N Bazaar.
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HIS BODY TERRIBLY MANoLEp.

A shocking accident occurred at the Uni
Knitting Mills. whereby Isaac Cox was horribly
mutilated. Red Flag OIL the Famous Pain Cure
was quickly applied and recovery soon followed
you can try this great remedy for rs cents.
IT you want to drive away Dyspepsia, Bilious
ness, constipation, Poor Appetite and ali evils
arising from a dls0rdered Liver use Dr. Lee
Thomas.
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Small Child (of throe)- -0rannie, II !
gaVS You your choice Of these two EwSOts,
which would you takes
0nannis-The white one, faiFT.
small Child-But / didn't give yoN
your choice.
(Child walks oil with sweets. l-Piok
Ne Up.
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gtaes Manager (to new supe)-You oAn
takS this part, All yen have 10 do IL -
FUsA cut on the stage at the proper time
and ssy: ''HSsvensi IsthAt you, AioahE
NeW supe (rushing - proper me
mant, but suffering somewhat from stage
fEsEht} Great Scott Il that you, liza
Rlasue- Chicago Tribune.
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A SENSIBLE MAN

Would use Kemps Balsam for the throat
and lungs. 1t is curing more casesof Coughs
Colds. Asthma, Bronchitis, Group and al
Throat and Lungs Troubles, than an Other
medicine. The proprietor has authorize an,
druggist to give you a sample Bottle Free t
convince you of the merit Of this great rem
edY. Large Bottle SOC and 81.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-01-18

Yellowly-It seems strange 10 nae,
BrownIy, that Whitley always enjoys
the most perfect health and yet takes No
exercise
BrOWnIy-NOthing strange sbeut II At
all. Whitley is too lazy TO satoh any
disease. Boston Courier.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-01-18

Biddy-ShUre, mum, an il yea don't
Be sfthes takin' the clock out av the
kitchen oi1l lave yss. II be afthsr in
ailttn' ms beau.
GAdy-Why, how can the clock insult
anybodyt
Blddy-ahure and before Patrick had
bson in the house folvo minutes n said
'F5OSk coo.'-Jeweler'S Weekly.