The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-30
ABOUT The CITY,
The Condensed Pirate Does
Up His Fellow Citizens
In Rainbow C01ors.
PAULUs HOOK PITH.

Since Enoch Smith became a member
Of the Pavonia Yacht Club his friends
are surprised TO hear him always talking
to the windward. Louis Heller declares
the captain OF the adm don't know the
difference between malnsheet and a
niariing spike.
Archie White, of the Erie depot, is ex-
ceedingly anxious for the yachting sea-
son TO begin. He and ''Chumn Bennett
have laid plans other than those OF a pro-
pressed new club house
Since Contractor Martin Mullery head
ed the delegation that waited upon the
Board of Alderman for the repeal OF the
ordinances prohibiting ash boxes from
standing on the curb stones llc has been
dubbed by his friends Chief Of the Ash
Pan Brigade.
The near approach of opening OF the
baseball season brings q serene smile OF
conteutment TO the face of President
James Braden, OF the Atlantic Associa-
ton.
Adolph Walters says .'all right in
reference to his appearance In the CASH
ier's box at Brooks restaurant Does
Adoiph anticipate future possessions
Captain Murphy, since he has become u
member of the committee, imagiAes lie
carries the Republican party upon his
shoulders. By the way, Captain Gra-
nam's shoulders are somewhat broad
and the sergeant-at-arHis' face has as
sumed fixed look characterized bv the
dream Of speculative probabilities.
Harvey Marsh says:-''lt will be done
on the quiet. There will be no brass
band 1t the head OF the wedding process
sion
john and Theodore have settled
that little difficulty, aud they didn' go to
the Morris street dock TO settle 1t either
and are not likely to do so unless Heniy
Hewitt's sudden return from Trenton
breaks the spell Of amiability now exist
ing.
Counsellor Norman L. Rowe says when
the new Pavonia Yacht Club House, now
IN course Of erection at the Highlands, is
completed it will eclipse IN beauty of
finish any of the boat club houses in this
vicinity.
Tom Doosenberry says he don't have to
resort to the telephone nowadays. The
distance to Long Branch no longer lends
enchantment to the view.
Some intimate friends are anxiOusly
enquiring what minister in the vicinity
OF the elevator on the Hill Is attracting
by his theological eloquence Jimmy
Maury, Tom Secor and Freddy Farthing.
.sBucky'' Hayes, it is said, Is looming
up as Il strong Republican candidate for
Alderman1c hon0rS in the First district.
Ii is said that Billy Eaton, since he was
appointed ID chief of the Sugar House
detective force, itnagines he can secure a
captafncy at any time he so desires.
J'oIn Ca1frey. the widow and the little
boy The boy isn't u telephone, but he
carries quick message.
Detective Clos has let up on s'binocle =
His fayorite game now is auction pitch. !"
The friends of James Coyle, the War
rem street blacksmith. and his bosom
friend, Pat Donovan, Indignantly deny
that they Il mean the friendsl are might
owls
Alex Rice, the Newark avenue cigar
dealer, is stuck on Washington.
Since Enoch Smith removed his pool
tables there has been a look of sorrow on
the face of Ed. DAILY. He, however. tries
to find enjoyment in a game of forty -nves
or euchre when not busy with real es tate
transactions.
When the tramp who borrowed drink
and some free lunch from Johnnie Egan
returns the new nccktle he fell in love
with Johnnie may forgive him.
Paddy O'Neil ought to resign from his
numerous offices and follow the business
of auctioneer. The grace and rapidity
exhibited By him in the sale of lands
Wednesday was wonderful and his jokes
were immense.