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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1890-09-30

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natirIi9e Sarbe bes Saarss pisbsr Der,
ruff neues Badstbum beruor, uub sibt
benz 9aare ben Slang unb bic SdSnbs;t
Der Suaenb pieber.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1890-09-30
perbaften un6 fe 70 LANCE tn 6aft gu Be-
balten, big fe anseben, no fe bic ibnen
psrboteue Waare sefauft baben.
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unb Sesen ben ct. Bsrnarb 8ribern fir
ibre berrli9e gtfinouns! Die ct. Bsrs
narb &1duters Ytaen ftnb In ausn apotbss
ten au baben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1890-09-30
gpbeu | n E5pfen.

I'm i50nen @pbeu pou beionberer @r6se
nnb 5riite ber SIatter gu siebsn, pflau,t
nlan BITE StOte tn RoOs, bas MAJ NIT
stwas @albs ober 2auberbe permiidt.
8enn f6 bas WoOs iest, muB frii6ss
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abpii4en nit etnem fsudtsn S1pamm
pom Staub rein sebaIten werbsn. Ser
@pbeu bebarf, Defenders TN CONNER, pieI
@afsr.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1890-09-30
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Zen 5anb sei6itt gu usrbsn. SobaIt
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balb arbeitsn tam. uno wsI6e 8or,iae
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anseftreust werben. 9arum ssw0sns
man BITE Rinber frib, re5ts unb Ifnts se.
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1890-09-30

Sfropbeln unb uae aIrtsn itrOpbuI6ier
Rrantbsiien werben bur6 Anpsnbuns pom
apsr's Sariapariaa RAID psrtrisbsn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1890-09-30

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1890-09-30
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Seitli6 9ebenb

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ct. Soiepb, DO, ct. Paul nnb Winneapolts
bat.
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1890-09-30
snrembnraer waaette.

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ten 10 Sabren erbalten baben, 10 wirb bas
@siammtreiuItat fur Wtnueiota ein iebr
sutes iein. Die iieben bebeutenberen
Stdbte In benz bemsrtten Diif,ttt e~rfreuen
iih Der foIaenben giuwobneraabl:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1890-09-30

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-19
Bridget's Original Ways.

Bridget" said l. after she had been initiated
into her new duties as cha srmaid, ''call me
at O'Clock tomorrow morning, and prepare a
bath for me-"
Next morning at o'cl cI sharp, relates a
writer in the Philadelphia itBies, there came a
knock which startled the occupants of the en-
tire house.. and Bridget's dulcet voice ex-
claimed Ives needn't wake up, sor The
wather is that cold yez couldn't battle at all, at
ALL"
One morning the letter-carrier brought a let
ter whose destination was doubtful, as the
street and number were illegible. He tried at
our house and waited to be informed whether
" Mr., Jones lived within" Bridget gave the
letter carrier seat in the parlor while she car
RED the missive to my wife NO Bridget, v
said the latter the letter is
not for US Put it upon TIE mantel piece, and
when the carrier comes In the morning give it
to him." Faithful to instructions. Bridget
placed the epistle upon the shelf, and, going to
the impatiently waiting carrier, said: "Yez
needn't wait no longer. It's on the fireplace,
and If yez would stop in tomorrow, yez can
get it back again, but not before"
My wife had occasion to send a note to a
friend living some two miles away. Bridget -
she said, Il want you to go to Twenty-second
mum, replied BiddI and disappeared. When
the note was written the girl was not to be
found. Hermann's vanishing lady could not
have dematerialized more completely. An hour
later Btddy reappeared, clothed with smiles
and perspration. why, where have YOU
been?" asked my wife. Didn't tell you
wanted to send you out to Montgomery ave,
nue?h
''Shure, an haven't been there?" was the
offended reply
What did you do when you got there"
why, turned about and came back again. -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-19
1t Was His Way of Advertising

Il beg pardon for intrudlng upon your time, -
said the polite, smiling men with the small
valise in his hand. "a peddler is a nuisance
know it as well as anybody. But there are
various kinds of peddlers, and all Of us must
live. 1t isn't our fault that we are here Those
of us that earn our living honestly have to share
The odium that belongs to the calling I'm not
complaining of this, gentlemen. 1t is a part of
the curse that came in the orr yinal package to
Adam. 1t there is any of you that has spot
of grease on his coat, vest or pant-trousers, -
he added, opening his valise and taking out
small cake of soap and a sponge, Il shall be
happy to remove it without charging a cent
and without asking anybody to buy my soap
Its my way OF advertising. My dear sir, allow
me. There is little spot on your vest"
He rubbed the spot with the piece of soap,
says the Pittsburg Dispatch, deftly applied the
sponge, made a few passes over the cloth with
piece of cotton sheetng and said:
There sir, that spot is gone. You will never
see it again. And probably you will never see
me either, as travel but once through a com
munity. My goods will be found at the stores.
take it for granted nobody wishes to buy a
cake of my soap l wish you good morning.
gentlemen"
After the polite, smiling man had gone away
the gentleman, whose garments had been
operated upon, had occasion to consult his
watch.
1t wasn't there.
1t had disappeared with the spot.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-19
Parliament's Fruitless Session

The prolonged and fruitless session of the
English parliament has finally been brought
to close. As far as legislation is con-
cerned very little was accomplished. OF
all the items in the magnificent programme
of the government, upon which the minis
tiers staked their political regulations, prac-
tically none have been put upon the statute
books The collapse of legislation and the
long session of sterile wrangling were due
to divided counsels and embittered rivalries
inside the cabinet. 1t could hardly be ex-
pected that divided ministry would sue
coed against such determined opposition as
tho Irish party, particularly coalition
ministry formed on occasions of parlia-
mentary emergencies to tide over tempo
rally difficulties No coalition government
can be a strong and durable one. Its men,
bers will remain united only so long as the
emergency which called them together
lasts, and then each one will act upon his
own judgment. This is what happened in
the Salisbury ministry.
1t is useless for the tory papers TO ascribe
failure to accomplish anything to the OBJ
structionists. The government is alone
responsible for the failure The English.
however. are not wholly without reasons
for congratulating themselves, because no
Liquidation is better than bad legislation,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-19
BRIGHT BITS

SYNONYMS
Love, note 10 my surprise.
Is like the summer breeze,
Both throw dust into your eyes,
And both do as they please
-Neio York Herald
WHERE, where shall rest be found,
For the wandering world fair?
It's got to find some spot of ground,
But where? o where? o where?
Chicago Tribune
KINp-"So you failed in your examinations
Eyes, but then, you know, the professor
| made it very easy for me to fail."-blie0ende
Batter.
Now TN ready fer the summer boarders, p"
exclaimed Farmer Meddergrass.
What have you done?'
sold the COW. "-Jttdge.
AT THE TRorr1NG MEETING.-"I missed the
first race, Billy; was it a hot one?"
well, l should say so. Why, there were
eight different heats. The Jester.
PUPlL-why does the avoirdupois system
have no scrupeS?
Prof Rodder-Because, my boy, it's used to
weigh coal and ice.-Hdrper'S BGzdr.
PERsoNAL.-If the young person sex imma
terialj just returned from vacation will refrain
from telling what he or she did and saw while
away all will be forgiven Boston Transcript
SHE CANNOT AFFORD To.-Goslin-M
doesn't seem quite as cold as fohmahly, doncher
know.
Dalley-well, the price of ice is up, you know
Racket
ALTITUDE AND GAs.-Jack-Were you ever up
in a balloon?
Tom-No! But I've roomed with an insur-
ance agent in the attic of a min .-story block
LotCeU Citizen.
ANTICIPATION. - Mother (mournfully) - My
dear Charlie, what would you do ii happened
to dief
Little Charlie (eagerlv)-I'd eat all the sugar.
--TerGs SifttngS.
IUrN efrilya fhn M1Ca
frey?"
''Bekasa, your Honor, Oh ahszed him to sind a
confidential tilgraf to me wolfe, and the blag-
gyard read it."-NeIo York Herald.
AN Exceptional CAsE.-Jinks-I understand
that the noted professor who cures hydro
phobia refuses to take Winks' case.
Blinks-Poor Winks Then he must really
have hydropnobia.-Ne York Weekly.
CAsHLEY-It's fact, old man, Since met
that girl cannot eat or sleep. am miserable
man. Is there nothing can do to cure me of
this mad information
Dashley-You might try marrying her
Beacon.
How MUCH do you pay your sons tutor ~
1.-Two thousand marks and board. | know
that seems a greatl zeal, but it is is not much
really, because, you see, | make him play cards
with me every evening, 20 get it pretty much
all back again.-Fliegende BlGtter.
A WISE OBJEcTIoN.-Czar Reed hope that
in your tariff changes you do not propose to
increase the duty on mercury.
Nap McKinley-Why not
Car Reed (mopping bis brow)-Because 1
don't want it to go up any higher.-Pltck.
But THEY GRIND EXCEEDING F1NE.-'Poor
fellow But why did you reject him in such q
summary way2'
We'll, he's the editor of that Noonshi,ee
| Magazine, and rejected one of my poems once
| l just thought I'd let MIN know that two could
play at that game. Life.
| FAMILY HIsroRY.-Mrs. De Style Gn her brio
| abrac cornerl-I cannot imagine how nv
| grandmother managed to keep this set of china
| so long Since l have had it the servants have
| broken half dozen of the choicest pieces.
Mrs Levehesd--Probably your grandmother
| did her own housework. Good AcUS
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-19
chaperoninz q Good Boy.

The good boy is all right for Sunday school
class or for an ornament IA the parlor where
you have company, relates a writer in the Chi
cago Tribune But as travelling companion
he lacks interest. I was making a Journey
some weeks ago from one section Of the coun-
try 10 another. An acquaintance q most esti
mable lady as d me If il would be too much
trouble for me 10 look after her boy. about Q
years CID. TO his destination | accepted the
responsibility cheerfullv, for am fonu of boys.
After the train was well under way turned 10
the young man and as ei him if he would Ike
to have ms raise the window. He said No,
sir, In way thar was chilly. / was knocked
out Tor minute Then I asked him why.
de said his nam ma told him ne must not put
8 head out of the window. | unused
course. and bis mother, whose infnenc, upon
MN for good had been so successful. But
regretted that ne was, as they say at tie White
chapel, so inert The newsboy came in and
tossed Us copy OF certain publication which
don't Thick much Of, but still had a sneaking
desire to see my young companion Ok at il.
he didn't: asked him if he would like TO 10 ID
at the pictures. He said No. sir again,
adding that it was a bal paper aud be never
read anything but SUNDAY school papers The
tralnooy coming back, purchased nickefs
worth OF chewing gum and passed 1t to the
young man, but be shook his head. He said his
mamma never chewed gum.
got devilsh l don't know why, but did.
sald to him: but your mamma won't know it
NiCN lliiS ne SuOOh lis Hcdu dEdiH
Nobody will know it," | said; everybody
chews gum these days" Good boys don't chew
gum, he replied, and COME that felt like
crawling under the seat. was silent for a half
hour. pointed up to the bell cord and asked him
II ne knew what 1t was for. He said he didn't. l
asked him if he would like 10 know. He said
Yes. sir" We'll. don't know, said l felt
IKE being mean. Thought maybe he would
ask me TO hold him up SO he could Jerk toe rope
ana We would have some excitement. That's
what would have done when was boy But
this boy wasn't built that way. Later in the day
dinner was announced in the diuing car arose
to go and told the boy to follow, but he declined
with thanks. Why nots" asked. and | didn't
ask it in any padded voice. either Mamma
fixed me luuch," he said, land said l mustn't
go out of the until it reached Chicago" l
tried to get around this conscientiously, but the
young Casa blanca staid right there. AS | left
him said TO him: II may not be back for two
or three hours. but think you can take care of
yourself.
When went back to him would have taken
my oath that he hadn't moved the thousandth
part OF an inch. We reached our destination
ana turned him over to his friends. | was
never 30 tired In my lie. II / could hear of
somebody walloIta that youngster would feel
happy. It's mean thing to say, but l was
mean when l was boy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-19
Tie Oil Kings Donation.

The Baptists have reason for rejoicing
It seems TO be qui certain that they are to
have the greatest university in this country.
NJ. John D. Rockefeller. the chief OF the
Standard Oil Company, one of the richest
men of the world, has announced his inten-
ton to donate s2J,OOO,0O0 to the Baptist
Church 10 be devoted TO founding Baptist
university. He could not put his wealth 20
better use. His POSSESSIONS are so great
that be will hardly miss the vast sum that
he is going TO devote to the promotion Of
education.
And what a magnificent university can
be established and maintained with s2).
OOO. cOOl Harvard and Yale and the other
first-class universities will have to drop to
the second rank 50 far az resources are con-
cerned. With the revenue which the Bap-
fist university will have it will be able to
command the best talent ia the world, and
doubtless some of the most noted scientists
and literary men of this country and Europe
will tie among its professors.
OF course the university will not be
theological one; that Is, its whole aim will
not be to treack Baptist doctrines and pre-
pare young men for the pulpit Of that
clurch. 1t will cover much broader
field. Whatever religious doctrines it
teaches will be probably those taught by
Baptist theologians, but to share in its bone
fits it will not be necessary to be Baptist.
1t will be known as Baptist university,
however, and Baptists will have the salts
faction of knowing that they have about
Al 4
ton in the world. They will be very proud
of it, and it will help their church greatly.
They are prosperous religious denomina-
ton, especially so in Georgia, and the uni
versity will help them to become still more
prosperous. They have long desired an
institution of learning that would rank
with the best in the country, and the an
nouncement Of Mr.. Rockefeller's generous
purpose gives them no doubt profound
satisfaction.
1t is not yet known where the university
will be located, but it is probable that
one Of the large cities of the country will
get it. The Catholics have chose Wash
ington for their university and superb
institution it promises to be. II Mr.. Rookie
AOiAOi "OAc q ihoA oOiuo Ou0 VI Jho
Georgia cities might stand a chance of
getting the Baptist university. In view of
the fact that the south is growing rapidly
and promises eventually to be the richest
part OF the country, it might be wise
thing for Mr.. Rockefeller to do to consider
the south's advantages. even though he
ISM a southerner, before finally settling
upop n sita
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-19
Reciprocity and Retaliation.

1t looks as if Mr.. Blaine's reciprocity
policy were going to win in the Senate.
Yesterday Senator Edmunds introduced a
resolution proposing reciprocity with sugar
producing countries, and he also gave notice
of an amendment to the tariff bill pro viding
for retaliation in cases in which there is
discrimination against American products.
These resolutions will provoke a great
deal of debate, and must necessarily delay
the tariff bill. A good many of the repub-
Ican senators are opposed to Mr.. Blaine's
reciprocity policy, Notwithstanding the fact
that it is based upon common sense and
sound business principles. The ways and
means committee is opposed to it, and
if it should be adopted by the
Senate the House, in all probability
would not agree to it. The retaliation idea
seems. to be Senator Edmunds'. 1t is a
pretty good idea but it is doubtful
if it will find many friends among the
republicans, who seem to desire no thing
at present in the line of the tariff that does
not tend to benefit a few favored manu-
facturers.
If there is to be debate on reciprocity
and retaliation it is difficult to see how a
vote is to be reached on the tariff bill by
Aug. 30, as proposed by Senator Quay. A,
present the republicans are obstructing the
bill about as mucn as the democrats
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-19
In the Quiet Country.

I had been staying at an Indiana farmhouse
all night, and next morning the farmer said he
would give me lift into town, says writer in
the New York Sun. When he was ready to 90
he called to his oldest boy
Bill, is that shotgun loaded with salt for
tramps'"
Yes
Got the gates shut so that no mad dogs kin
git in?"
Yes"
well, keep lookout for windmill lightning
rod, organ and sewing machine men. Don't
have any truck with the peddlers or poultry
buyers. Don't let in any patent gate or wire
fence men. Keep clear O patent hayforKs, and
don't waste no time on churns force pumps
ice-cream freezers, bag holders patent barrels.
fruit trees, wagon jacks, nor owl traps"
No"
"And say, Bill" called the old man after we
had driven forty or fifty rods. don't buy no
cure for the heaves, no fireproof paint, no
patent gate hinges pitchforks, nor encyclo-
pedias"
No"
We had driven about three miles when he
suddenly pulled up with an exclamation of dis
gust.
What is it?''
Hang my Tide if didn't clean forget to
warn Bill again Bohemian oats. New Zealand
clover, and them pesky insurance agents! Well,
it's to late now, but guess l kin git back home
afore the mob overpowers him."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-19
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