The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-06
BRIGHT BITS.

SPARERIBs will be plenty in Utah this fall.
since the MOrmons iDtend to get along with but
one wffe.-FeGos filings.
NEXT to making a mistake yourself, the
easiest thing is to critcise the mistakes of other
people. Som erUate Journal
1.-THE WORLD tried one-half as hard to be
good as it does 60 seem good, sinners would be
as rare as saints now are.-Atchison Globe.
WHAT makes the world go aroundg' be
murmured, tenderly.
81 believe she replied, ''that it is the law of
gravitation. Why?'-Society.
HE NEVER smiled again." is the title Of some
floatlhg machine verses, but there is nothing to
Indicate whether ne died or joined the prohibi-
tionists.-BinghGnto Leader
Mss HYsEE-I was encored three times.
wasn't II
Mime. Logee-Yes, the company seemed to
recognize that you needed practice The Netv
Moon.
HusBAND-Why. what in the world did you
get such a little bit of a bonnet as that for?
Wife-Well, nov. don't go making such fuss
about it; just wait till the bill comes in.-De-
troit free Press.
ShE-This parlor is better than sitting on the
beacI with the hot sun pouring down, isn't it,
dear?
He--Yes, darling; about S. day better
Ae11 York Herald.
THERE Is q concert of action as between the
man who eats rapidly, the man who refuses to
support his party's candidate, and the man
who escapes from prison-they all bolt
Btnghdmt0R Leader.
THIS is dollar store, isn't it?" asked Gar
goyle, as he presented himself.
NO, sir, " replied the teller severely. this is
bank"
well what's the difference?"-Racket.
CUsToxER-Oi wan tn see some fur gloves.
Dealer-Any special fur:
CuStomer-SorI
Teaaa Int fr,re
Oustomer-Tu kape me hands warm, O.
| course-Brooklyn Life.
WHAT part am to take? said Chappie
You arc to be the heroine's father" replied
the stage manager.
What does ne DOR
be dies ten years before the curtain rises on
the first aet."--NetC York Herold
CHAIRMAN (of a committee of walking dele
gates)-We want clock for present TO Mr.,
Powderly.
Jeweler-How's one that will strike every
quarter hour?
Chairman Glorious '--JetceLers' Weekly
rs Mr.. JONES IN?'' asked the young man
timidly.
Wis, sorr." was the reply.
Then please hand my card to Miss Jones and
tell her I'm sorry she's out" returned the bash
full caller, scurryiDg away.-NeW YORK Sun.
A SUBURBAN WHOEVER married a second time.
and his choice was wealthy lady about so years
of age. Wnea the bride and bridegroom re-
turned from the wedding, the husband, intro
ducing the wife to his children, said:
MY dear childen, kiss this lady. She is the
new mamma promised TO bring you"
After taking a steady look at the new
mamma" little Charlie said:
Papa you have been cheated She isn't
new at all. "-CLereId1sd Homestead.
Bur do you love me. Abertas"
The speak +, judging from the tone of his
LIQUID voice, had evidently had enough of
trifling.
why, Ambrose, you certainly cannot doubt
that am attached to you" and she put little
more arm leverage in the full Nelson neckhold
she bad ON him to emphasize her remarks
Yes, Alberta. but that is not sufficient am
not satisfied The dog may be attached to the
tin can, but does he therefore love it!"-Cleve-
land Homestead