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The morning call., 1890-10-13
SIMPSON MEMORIAL.
Interesting Sermon by the Rev.

Interesting Sermon by the Rev. DIR.
Angelo Canoli.
At the Simpson Memorial Methodist
Episcopal Church last evening Rev. Angelo
Canoll preached sermon. taking his text
PHILIPPINES i, IS, "Christ is preached, and 1
therefore will rejvice and be exceeding glad
The preacher preceded to treat of the
elements OF power and hepefulness found in
the Gospel, even when presented under the
most unfayorable conditions.
He asserted that however cramped by
creeds, perverted by seliisbnesS or dis
figured by sectarianisRl, the fact still re-
manned that in ths Gospel alone the vital
truth and principle Of life could be found.
Christ, said the speaker. has been preached
and III this fast is its efficacy.
OF religion in general he said: The
Christian religion is founded on the Bible
the Bible is from God. Against such a
foundation the waves of infidelity may beat
in vain "
The morning call., 1890-10-13

No more twill cloud the readers brow.
IT'S so all things must pass away
The summer girl eats oysters now.
Washington Post.
Crawford-Why did you get up and 60
ont so suddenly 10 the middle of the concert
last night? McDowd-Because l couldn't
face the music.-Light.
WattS-Now, | never judge mans in
come by his clothes. DO you? Potts-No,
not until | have seen his wife'S clothes,
also.-Indanapols News.
Architects Wife-What makes you so bad
tempered tonight, John? Architect-l don't
know unless it is because l was drawing
some cross-sectl0nS this afternoon Drake'S
Magazine.
marked humOrlSt to a joke. You ought
TO-, replied the joke; Il am your own child,
bur I've been translated into the German
and back since | left home. Puck.
Philanthropist-You asked me for a nickel
to get something to eat with. l gave it to
you, and here you are drinking glass of
beer. Tramp-Yes; but wait until you see
Inc get at the lunch counter-Chatter.
Had Heard OF 1t: Gargoyle Showing his
urluSities-Ihis Is an Indian hatchet dug
from a mound in Ohio. Mrs Fangle-How
interesting. | have read that the Indians
were in the habit of burying the hatchet.-
HarpeT's Bazar.
Envy. Weary Wiggins-I see a picture
t'other day of a bull wild two mouths-he
eats wild one and drinks wild de other.
Hungry Higgins-Ita man wuz only built
that way what a star he'd be at free
lunch Indianapolis journal.
How good of you to come, doctor; l
didn't expect you this morning"
No, but ! was called to your opposite
ncighbor, poor Mrs. Brown, and / thought
might as we'll kill two birds with one stone."
Punch.
City SWELL fam would have thee for my
very OVID. Country Maiden-Well, you can
just get. You're not the first by several
that's feigned the same thing, and I'm still
doing the lfOusework for ma.-BiDghamp
Leader.
The Wicked. Little Boy-Papa, when the
preacher talked about wicked people he
didn't look at the congregation, he looked
up in the air. Why was that? Papa-He
was probably looking at the choir.-N. Y.
Weekly.
An Autumn incident: DR.. A. to DR.. B.
Nice trick you have played me during my
vacation. Here / turned over to You q lot of
patients l have had for years, and you have
cured them all up in a month.-Courrier
des EtatS-U nis
Bloomer Ito ragged urchin)-Your parents
left ycu something when they died, did they
not?
Urchin-Oh yes, sir.
Bloomer-What did they leave you?
Urchn-An orphan, sir.-Epoch.
=
what do you charge for performing the
marriage ceremony" asked a prospective
bridegroom of Chicago clergyman. Five
dollars" replied the minister, '.but you can
save money by buying communication ticket
six ceremonies for S2j."-Jester.
The morning call., 1890-10-13

in large establishments with costly mate
rails and tile best workmen. 1t is practi-
caliy impossible for counterfeiters to do
work as well. They must work in secret
and at disadvantage, and of necessity can
not have the experience to produce such
perfect work. If they get the engraving
done nicely they fail in the printing; or. if
they get the engraving and printing done
well, they fail in securing the proper paper.
OF late years there has been good deal of
care taken to get paper manufactured ex-
pressly for the notes issued by the Govern
ment. The national bank notes are also
issued by the Government, so that the
sources of supply for exactly that kind Of
paper are controlled.-N. Y. Sun.
The morning call., 1890-10-13
For Chnrity,G Snke

A course OF lectures in aid of the Franklin
street Presbyterian Church. corner of Vallejo
and Franklin streets, will be given at the
sacred edifice on the remaining THURSDAYS
of this month, under the auspices of the
Cheerful Workers" Next Thursdays
lecturer will be the Rev. DIR. T. c. Easton,
VINO VIII discourse on the subject of "Ameri-
can Slang" On the 23d inst. Rev. DIR. Mac
kenzie will lecture on "An Outing in the
Orient" and on the 30th, Hon. William M.
Pierson will tell his audience what he knows
about Astronomy"
The morning call., 1890-10-13
MAXIM Er,erds Ev.rvvbere.

n. p. Chapman of Red Bluff. who is stay
ing at the Palace, said yesterday: Up our
way the people are all for Markham, and he
has made hosts of fIieGds among them In
reference to the deciination OF MeCoppin
and the others who refuse tie accept Buck
ley's nomination for Gflice. | Will say they
deserve approval for their firm stand IN de-
Ginning to have their names coupled in any
WAY With thai o. the eN-bpSs.'
The morning call., 1890-10-13
SECRET INSTRUCTIONS.
The Buckley Registration Boards Hold a
Con

Conference
Chairman John Dougheriy Of the Demo-
cratic County Committee presided at meet
ing of precinct board officers held in BOSS"
Buckeyes Market-street stronghold yester-
day afternoon. After the meeting had adj
journed Mr.. Dougherty stated that the
officers had merely received secret instruc-
tions in reference to registration matters and
general pointers" as 10 the registration
laws.
In compliance with instructions from the
'boss" his followers have avoided register
ing at the main Office in the new City Hall
The morning call., 1890-10-13

The local Republican nominees will hold
a meeting in the Nucleus Building this even
ing to make the necessary arrangements for
a vigorous prosecution OF the campaign.
Their policy has been outlined lay their
platform, but III their plans for attack they
will pres ent the resolution that The cyclone
accompanying their onslaught must not be
tempered to the unshorn lambs.
The morning call., 1890-10-13
Handsomely and Substantially Bound!

The best Dictionary the language containing all the
words the Noah Webster 10000 additional
words and appendix containing much valuable be found in
other editions the Pronunciation the Principal European
Quotations. Phrases etc. from Latin French Italian and Spanish
of Authorizations
SYNONYMS pages Pronouncng Vocabulary Scripture Proper
Names 81 of Pronouncng Vocabulary Greek and Latin Proper
Prononcng Vocabulary Modern Geographical Names
1900 Pictorial Illustrations
The morning call., 1890-10-13

and have held back for the purpose OF
registering in the precincts. The Buckley
wing of tie Democracy have majority IN
all of the registration boards, and the
''secret instructions given Yesterday were
prohably with a view to swelling the list OF
Buckley voters by hook or by crook.
The morning call., 1890-10-13
Plain Talk.

There is preservatiye principle in soZoDoNT
that efectuaily preserves the teeth from decay.
Rich and poor indorse it, No lady ever tried it
without approving It's cleansing and purifying prop
critics. II outsells all other dentifrices. Ask for
soZoDoNT, aud take no substitute.
The morning call., 1890-10-13
Scratched Ballots.

Tie law in reference to scratching ballots
is not generally understood. If voter
scratches ballot and does not substitute a
name for the one scratched the vote must be
counted for the scratched nominee unless
mo vote" is written in place Of the original
The morning call., 1890-10-13
Returned TO Port.

The schooner Mary E. Anderson. which
sailed hence on Saturday for B0wens Land
ing, returned to port last evening, having
carried away her rudder-iron while going
up the coast
The morning call., 1890-10-13

a Republican mass-meeting in Irving
Hall tonight will be addressed by General
W. ii. l.. Barnes. The seats in the galleries
win be Iessr rived for ladies.
The morning call., 1890-10-13

AIR. AND MRS DREwS DANCING ACAD- 81
ln envy. II New Montgomery st-Nsw ~
rangements; tuition reduced dan cling learned }7A
at little cost Gents exclusively (begtnners), LA
Mondays Wednesdays; Ladies' (beginnersl, Tuos-
days. Thursdays; soirees Saturday evenings prlyass
lessons daily de2Ist
The morning call., 1890-10-13
Salt Rheun
On Head, Face and Neck-A Chiid's
SufferjngS Relieved.

The following is from well-known Lowell mer-
chant. and is. like all testimonials, perfectly
truthful and reliable. Salt rheum is n well-known
disease OF the blood. and Hoods Sarsaparilla is the
best blood purifier.
when my little boy was only few months old,
eczema, salt rheum appeared his face, head
ana neck II also came ont on his body but not SO
severe rs on and about his head Blotches and PIN
pies would come out thickly break aud discharge
thin watery fluid, and then scales would form.
1T IrCHED INTENSELY,
And caused the poor little fellow great deal OF
suffering for nearly five years In that time we con-
suited several Of the leading physicians but he did
not seem to0et any better. Then, about year ago,
we decided to give him Hoods Sarsa pariia and as
the result OF fair trial he is now entirely we'll his
skin being smooth and fair as can be. We also used
Hoods olive Ointment and found 1t excellent rs an
outward application. To Hoods Sarsaparia and
Ointment attribute wholly the improved condi-
ton of our boy" NJ. f. GooKIN, firm of Gookin
Bros, Furniture Dealers. Lowell Mass
n. b. IL you have decided to try Hoods Sarsa-
parilIa do not be induced to take any other.
The morning call., 1890-10-13

what do you charge for performing the
marriage ceremony ?' asked a prospective
bridegroom of a Chicago clergyman. Five
dollars" replied the minister, ''but YOU can
save money by buying a communication ticket
six ceremonies for &2j''-Jester
The morning call., 1890-10-13
SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT.

The ice-cream joke is laid away,
komore Twill cloud the readers brow.
IT'S so all things must pass away
The summer girl eats oysters now.
-WashiLgton Post.
The morning call., 1890-10-13

Bloomer Ito ragged urchin)-Your parents
left yeu something when they died, did they
not?
Urchin-Oh. yes, sir.
Boomer-What did they leave you?
Urchln-An orphan, sr.-Epoch.
The morning call., 1890-10-13

An Autumn incident: DR.. a. to Dr. B.
Nice trick you have played me during my
vacation Here / turned over to You q lot of
patients | have had for years, and you have
cured them all up in a month.-Courrer
DIES Etats-Unis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
PLEASURE AND PROFIT.
interpretations at Office of Secre-
tarV of State

interpretations at Office of Secre-
tary OF State.
Articles Of incorporation were filed
yesterday with the secretary of state by
the following companies:
The National Historical Chart COM
pany, of Long Prairie, Mimi, with CAPT
tai stock $4,000. The incorporators are
w. e. Lee, &. w. Bressler, Ii. III. Bud
gett. M. F. Garfield, A. w. Sheets. j.
Fisher, G. A. Stowell, e. ID. Radbaugh,
Richard Handy, John Handy, r. E..
Davis, all of Long Prairie, Mimi: L..
Kelis, w. S. James, M. f. Wooderley,
T. E. Dewey, l.. K. Barto, A, I'll. Pettitt,
G. a. Morse, p. Lamb, j. f. Cooper, of
Sank Center; S. q. Warner. of Lyons,
Col, and U. Curtis. of Red Wing, Mimi.
The Lowry Farmers Warehouse as
ISOLATION, of Lowry, Mimi, with capital
stock $4,000. The incorporators are j.
E. Benson, Ole Peterson, Martin Peter
son, Lars Anderson, Linds Anderson,
=. j. Sween, D. J. Hockland, A. j. An
derson and Nils Christensen, all of Pope
county.
The First Progressive Congregational
Society of st. Paul. Peter Rosland,
president; Alice Mayhem, secretary, and
w. 5. Fertig, treasurer. The trustees
are Joseph Barteau and Mrs. j. G. john
son.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
PLEDGED TO GOD.

Interesting Gathering Of Members
of the Christian Endeayor So
cieties.
Plymouth church was flied to over
flowing last evening with members Of
the Christian Endeavor societies and
their friends to listen to an address by
Rev. F. E. Clark, d. D., of Boston. who
is president of the International United
Christian Endeayor society. Dr.. Clark
is making tour of the country in the
interest of the society. He came here
from Appleton, Wis, where he attended
the state convention. He spoke of the
work done there and the interest mani
tested in the society everywhere. At the
conclusion of his address the Irish evan
gelist, Rev. George G. Needham, deliv-
cred an interesting and earnest eXhor-
tati n to perSevere in the work of the
association. E. B. AIcClanahan an
nounced that the Minnesota convention
would meet this year at Rochester.
At the close of the meeting DR.. Clark
asked as many as wished to remain for
a conservation meeting. About half of
the audience remained, and a large
number declared their conservation to
the work of the Endeavor society. This
after service lasted about twenty min
uteS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
MAD FREAK.
A Man Handles a Live Electric
Wire and Gets a Shock.

"A Man Handles Live Electric
Wire and Gets a Shock.
Michael Kelly and a man named
Smith, both residents of Saltwater,
came to st. Paul yesterday morning and
devoted a good part of the day to the ac-
QUESTION of liquid ballast. Last night
the twain, with party of men whose
acquaintance they had made, were
drinking in saloon on East Seventh
street, when dispute arose as to the
efficacy of insulation for electric light
wires. Smith claimed that whenever a
light wire crossed telephone wire it
burned out an instrum ent, and Kelly
maintained that if such was the case the
town would be full of dead people in
two hours. To settle the matter Kelly
climbed pole near by and gripped live
wire in his hand without sustaining in
jury. He was about to descend and eXulu
in this establishment of the truth of his
theory, when he touched the wire again
accidently, and this time at a point
where the Insulation had been removed
for connection. Kelly received so Sc
we're shock that he fell, but his coat
catching on one of the spikes in the
pole kept him suspended twenty-five
feet from the ground. He recovered
sufficiently to make the descent with
the help of one of his friends. He was
taken into a drug store, and it was
found that he had only received small
percentage of the strength of the dyna-
mo. He was unable to walk, and was
removed TO the Minnesota house in a
hack. But for the accidental catching
of his coat on the spike, Kelly must
have been smashed OH the stone pave
ment.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
TO PUZZLE THE JUDGE.
Is the O1eo Law Constitutional
Fight by Armour.

Fight by Armour.
A case to come uu for trial before the
United States strict court (which
opens in Duluth to-day, promises to de-
eide a very important point of law. Last
winter the inspectors of the dairy COM
mission of Minnesota seized seven tubs
OF oleomargarine which had been sold
to timber firm in Two Harbors, Mimi,
by the Duluth branch of Armour d Co.,
of Chicago. The state of Minnesota
prohibits the sale of oleomargarine, and
visits any violation of the law with con-
fscation of the goods and a heavy fine.
The United States government regulates
the Salk of the OleOmargarine by issuing
licenses. AS the branch house of Ar
lnour IL Co. did not take out the liceuse
the federal authorities are prosecuting
a case against them. The assistant
dairy commissioners, Jules Lawrence,
will give evidence as to the seizure of
the goods by the inspectors of this state.
The company will defend the case on
the ground that, as they possess a
license from the federal government
for their chief place of business in
Chicago, it covers their branch houses
also. Another point which will be i'm
portant and similar to the Original
package" dispute, is the one whether
the fact of the United States authori-
ties issuing license for the sale of
goods, prohibited to be sold in the state
by the state law, eXempts the vendor
from the penalty of the state law.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
OH, THAT BILL!

Mckinley Responsible for No
Storm Windows on the Court
House.
The Mckinley bill has upset the pros
pect of putting storm windows on the
court house and city hall. Tee contract
was let to Donahue, who asked the
joint committee to release him, as he
found his bill was 81 900 too low AT a
meeting of the joint committee few
days ago, Mr. Donaiiue was released
and the clerk directed toreadvertiSe for
bids. 1t was stated by representatives
of.the B0hn Manufacturing company
and others that the glass required for
the court house could not be had in this
country at the present time. 1t was
learned that the purchase of the glass
now would cost considerably more than
atthe time the former bid was let. A
special meeting OF the joint committee
was held yesterday. The vote author
iZing the advertising for bids at the for
mer meeting was reconsidered. Com
missioner Mitsch said: To-day you can
not get dOuble-strength glass for the
price named in any Of the former bids.
The Mckinley bill is responsible for
tins state of affairs. | think we had
better wait until the Democrats get into
. power and reduce the tariff on glass. l
move that we adjourn without taking
further action"
The committee adjourned, and there
will be no storm window put Oh the
building this year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
DEAD AGAINST SCHEMES.
Chamber of Commerce and Park
Commission.

Chamber of Commerce and Park
Commission.
The principal business transacted at
yesterdays session of tie chamber of
commerce was the appointment of a
special committee of five to confer with
the park commissioners as to the most
suitable sites for parkeS.
II. S. Fairchild, who moved that the
committee be appointed, said that a
great deal of private interest was being
manifested in the purchase of lands for
the proposed parkeS, and that if these
schemes were carried through vast
sums would be spent in purchasing
which were not the best for the purpose.
The matter was an urgent one, as the
park commissioners would take up the
bids on Friday next. MeSsrS Jefferson,
Castle, Lindeke, Berkey and Clark were
appointed by the chamber as members
of the committee.
The SPECIAL committee appointed to
Investigate certain public work, asked
for futher time in which to submit their
report to the chamber. The request
was granted, and the report will be pres
ented at the next meeting.
Il. V. Snlalley presented his views on
the importance of forming committee
On immigration ana agriculture. Dr.Day
and K. r. Dorr took part in the discus
sion. and the matter was finally referred
to the legislation committee.
Gen. Andrews, of the committee on
public library, presented report show
ing the condition of the library. and the
evident lack of interest taken in it by
the public. The chamber had in 1888
recommended to the city council the adj
visibility of assessing a one-half mill
tax on the assessed valuation of city
property, and also the Issuing of bonds
for 100000 to secure site, but nOsdef-
mite action had been taken. The re-
port of the committee was received.
Miss S. b. BealS, the secretary of the
harvest home festival, in letter, asked
the support of the chamber for the en-
terprise. A resolution of Capt. Castle,
indorsing the festival, and pledging the
support of the chamber, was unani-
mously carried.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
HOW TO PROHIBIT.

Missourians Give Cold Water Peo-
pie an Instructive Pointer.
William Kearney. who came to st.
Paul couple of weeks ago on visit.
and is at present staying with friends at
303 Louis street. will, in all probability,
become permanent resident of Mime
sofa. Mr.. Kearney is Missourian. and
several months ago, with the approval
OF the town council, he opened saloon
at La Belle, Lewis county, that state.
Everything went well fora few weeks,
when one morning delegation of cIti-
zens of La Belle called at his place and
eHdeayored to induce him to go out of
the saloon business and engage in some
other. They argued that the presence
of the saloon in the village had de-
moraliZing influence, and that the per-
NIT had been granted him contrary to
the wishes of the best citizens of the
place. kearney took no notice of the
request, and, as nothing happened for
couple of months out of the usual run
OF events, he left his business in charge
OF an assistant, and went to- Omaha,
coming thence to st. Paul. Yesterday
he received the following letter, which
was forwarded to him from Omaha:
LA BELLE Oct. 5, 1S90.-William Kearney,
DIT. AT q meeting OF the law ana order COM
mittee neld here on the Sth it was decided by
the sworn members of the order for the pro-
lection of home and morals that the presence
OF the business you are conducting i'll La
Belle Is detrimental to the best interests of
the town. and demoraliZing to its youth. At
the command of the sworn members of the
p committee, inform you that your saloon
must be closed and the contents removed
from the city limits prior to Oct. 81. Should
you fail to follow these Instructions the
stock of liquors will be confscated and de-
stroyed. l am also instructed to warn you
that any attempt to reopen a saloon in La
Belle will place your life i'll danger. x.
Secretary l.. a. o. G.
The heading of the paper on which
this curious letter is written exhibits a
printed skull and crossbopes. Mr..
Kearney stated last night to GLOBE
reporter that although the people down
there were pretty tough lot taking
them all round, wave of religious
fanaticism had recently struck the vi
cinity of La Belle and that the law and
order committee was composed of mem
bers of the Methodist church. When
asked if he regarded the letter as
hoax he replied that in his belief the
epistle was written in good faith. He
proposes TO sell out and move into
civilized community.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
SPECIAL.

Ladies' heavy ribbed all
wool Vests and Pants, made
by the Northwestern Knitting
Co., regular made, 1925 quail
ity at $3.50.
Ladies' Swiss Ribbed Vests
and Drawers, white or natural
wool, extra quality, S1.O0
each.
Ladies' heavy natural wool
Vests and Drawers. Vests
have French neck, and Draw
ers have long rib at ankles,
making a close fit. We have
sold these at $1.00 heretofore,
but have marked them down
to IS cents.
Children's heavy natural
wool Shirts and Pantalets.
Shirts have French roll at
neck and ribbed skirts Pan
talets are ribbed to knee. Price
for any size from Is to 81, so
cents.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
FOR MEN,

We are Sole Agents in ST..
Paul for Furley & Buttrum,
the celebrated English makers
Of fine Underwear, and carry
in stock a full assortment i'm
white and mixtures. Extra
sizes for stout men, and spe-
cial sizes for short men, are
shown in white only. Prices
vary according to sizes. Half
a dozen different qualities.
Mems heavy Cancels Hair
Shirts and Drawers, regular
$1.OO quality, at IS cents.
Mems heavy natural wool
Shirts and Drawers at $1.OO.
The former price of these was
$1.25.
Mems English Merino Half.
Hose q. & r. Morley's), regu-
lar value 40 cents, will be sold
at S1.5O per box, containing
half dozen.
Mems heauy double-fleeced
Cotton Night Shirts, $1.0O.
We also carry a line of very
heavy natural gray aIl-wool
Night Shirts.