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Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
HAPPY Hoosreys.

Wm. Timmons, Postmaster of ida
vile, Ind, writes: Electric Bitters
has done more for me than all other
medicines combined for that bad
feeling arising from Kidney and
Liver trouble" John Leslie, farm
er and stockman, of same place
says: "Find Electric Bitters to be
the best Kidney and Live medicine,
made me feel like a new man." j..
w. Gardner, hardware merchant,
same town, says: Electric Bitters
is just the thing for a man who is all
run down and don't care whether he
lives or dies; he found new strength,
good appetite and felt just like be
had new lease on life. Only SOC 8
bottle, at w. C. CASTOR & Co.'S drug
store.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
Ne7u Plan TO Capture an Army.

We had In our company a very
conceited young man named Gorman,
says a writer in the New York San,
aud from the day he shouldered q
musket he was anxious to invent
plan to save the country. He had
somewhere read that private SOL
dier gave Napoleon the plan OF a
a successful campaign and was re-
warded by being made general,
and his whole time was taken up In
inventing plans, all of which were
knocked in the head by our captain.
One failure after another had no
dampening effect on Private German,
however. The more he was sup
! pressed the harder he thought, and
his time finally came.
When Burnside moved to attack
Lee at Fredericksburg, German
wrote him letter saying that he had
a plan by which Lees whole army
could be driven into Richmond in
terror or captured without bloodshed.
The letter was put In such strong
language that the general decided to
investigate, and Private German was
sent for to explain his plan. He
cane back to US prisoner, and was
kept in the guard-house all that
winter, and it was three months be-
fore we could get chance TO find
out what had happened at head
quarters.
He explained that he was ushered
into the presence of General Burn
side with ceremony, identified him
self as the writer of the letter, and
the general wheeled on him with /:
Well, how would you scatter Lees
army?
Easiest thing in the world, general,
was the unabashed reply. Wait for
a dark night; then let 10000 soldiers
dress up as spooks, put on false
faces and cross over the river. Each
one is to step softly, groan every
few seconds, and if accosted he Is to
answer that he Is the ghost of sol
dier slain at Bull Run. The sigh;
of these spooks will strike terror Ia
every rebels heart, and he will
either fly or surrender. II thi;
don't work l.
But he got no farther. He said
that the general booted him out o.
the tent. 1t was q sudden and radi
cal cure, and lie spent no more tim'
planning great campaigns.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
Domestic Hints.

Ripe tomatoes will remove ink
stains from white clothes, and also
from the hands.
Never put away food on tin plates.
China, earthenware or glass are the
only receptacles for left-overs.
If SCOT falls upon the carpet or
rug, cover thickly with dry salt be-
fore sweeping and not stain will
be left.
A little borax put in the water IN
which scarlet napkins and red bor-
dered towels are washed will prevent
them from fading.
To cool hot dish IN hurry, set
it in vessel of cold salted water.
This will extract the heat much more
rapidly than fresh water.
A small box filled with lime and
placed on a shelf IN the pantry or
closet, will absorb dampness and
keep the air in the closet fresh and
sweet.
Plush goods and all articles dyed
with anlline colors faded by exposure
to light, can be made as light as
ever by sponging with chlcroform.
Instead of wetting biscuits to be
warmed over, put them IN the oven
covered closely with tin. They will
be almost as good as Nhen first
baked.
In putting aHaY silver that is not
to be used for . considerable time,
place it in an afr-tight case with q
good sized piece of camphor. 1t
will keep bright for months in this
way.
When painting the base-board to
room, 1t Is good plan to paint
two or three inches of the floor also.
Then if the carpet does not quite
cover the floor, the gap is not so
noticeable.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
The Largest Cake Ever Made.

INC LU! S6SI Cuk6 UGF MUuG.
The Jubilee Cake" presented to
Queen Victoria by The Messrs. Gun
ter, the famous London purveyors.
in June, 1887, was triumph of the
bakers and confectioners' art. 1t
was feet and inches in circum-
ference, 10 feet high and weighed
over 600 pounds without the decora-
tions, which alone we're over 800
pounds. The design was that of
a crown, guarded by lions and sur
mounted by temple bearing figures
of Fame and Glory, each holding
trumpets in their hands, heralding
the jubilee to the four quarters of
the world. These, again, were sur
mounted by temples, with mingled
figures of Peace. The panels of the
base were embroidered in gold on
white satin, bearing the royal mono
gram, while between them were
figures In relief, representing the
four quarters of the world. Between
the lions which guarded the crown,
were medallions bearing portraits of
her majesty and the Prince Consort
as they appeared on the wedding
day in 1910. Other portraits repre-
sented her majesty at various ages.
the last being from the photograph
taken in Nav, 1887.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
BRAIN DISEASE.
A Doctors Severe Criticism of the Medical
Professions TrcntIncnr of Their
Patients.

In recent issue of a well-known medi-
cal Journal, the eminent DR.. l.. +. Locke
takes his professional brethren to task for
their neglect of the early symptoms OF
brain disease. After saying that 1t is
deplorable fact that the early symptoms
are almost invariably overlooked by the
sufferers and permitted topass uncared for,
until the time when medical interference
is of no avail, he makes this severe re-
mark:
"To dismiss patients presenting head
symptoms with the statement that their
troubles are due to disorder of the stom-
ach or liver, is a very convenient way to
cover up ignorance"
He then mentions this case: "Not long
since, a gentleman of this city, of wealth
and high social position, one accustomed
to using his brain inordinately when nee
essary, presented himself to his physician
with the complaint that he could notsleep,
and was suffering intensely from headache.
These symptoms had been present for sew
eral months and were accompanied by
dimness of vision, difficulty of speech,
burning pain in the abdomen and momen-
tary lapscs of conciousness. The physi-
cian-a man eminent in the profession
subjected him to thorough examination,
and finally dismissed him, saving, that all
his symptoms were due to disordered di-
restion for the relief of which he prescribed
an ordinary tonic mixture. lie continued
his ordinary avocations, and within fort
night was paralyzed in his left side"
1t is a sad but true fact that had this
man understood his symptoms, and used
the great remedy for brain and nerve dis
orders, Paine's Celery Compound, he
would have been saved for life of useful
ness. This wonderful medicine was prov
identially revealed to its eminent discov-
erer, and if you feel careworn, nervous or
krain-weary, you do yourself an injustice
il yoa do not try it to-day.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27

my laryE2 calling on the wicked to
unload. In fact, lost my voice and
"dld not know where to find it, un-
TIL l read the advertisement of DIR.
A. s In The newspapers. ! lost no
time in going to the Office of the great
laryngologlst. He lit lamp put
on his telescope and looked straight
down into my "wozzen. I asked
the great throat specialist" (of six
weeks incubatlon), what did the
looking glass reveal. He said I
the same disease the German prince
died of. l shudder! The DIR. told
me not to fear, he would 'sguaran-
tee" cure. He severely criticised
the treatment of the prince, by Sir
Morill Mckenzie and Bergman, said
he could have cured the prince (if
he had tgot there In tlme"). Coming
down TO my own case, he said / had
bad thlckening of the cords of my
duck caller, dislocation of the epi-
CLOTHS, convexity of the diaphragm,
elongatlon of the julapper and stem
osis of my wind conductor. He
ran his woZzen swobber down my
neck few times when my phonation
was equal TO sand hillc rane,s. No
nigger preacher living can beat me
blowing the gospel trumpet, now.
Some clergymep dote on there col
lege knowledge, and dead language
lore, but give me wind.
Rev. F. j. WINDHAM.
l am perfectly satisfied that with
this advertisement and these testlmo-
mails DR.. A. would soon eclipse Mon
Kitchen, j. Cressop Mccoy, or even
Dunbar. Nothing will give doctor
or patent pills so good send off,
as the testimony of clergyman. A
doctors success is guaranteed when
he gets clergyman for capper.
These testimonials and the Dr.'s
continued reiteration of his unbound
ed confidence In the unpossessed
curative power Of drugs, ought to
captivate all the fools.
Whose faith in powders, pukes and pills,
To remedy all human ills,
Who always show their lack of sense,
By trusting him of most preteuce.
G.. NJ. DEWEY. Nj. d.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
eSS
TO OUR SUBSCRIBERS.

1t is not the desire Of the editors
of this paper to work any hardships
on our patrons, but We find that it is
impossible for the junior member of
the COURIER to make tour of the
county, as we had intended, to inter-
view our delinquents, and to plead
with them with tears In our eyes and
holes in our pants to pay what they
owe us. Our services are needed at
the office, Besides, we should not
be expected to leave our business as
editor to tramp over the county en-
deavoring to collect "the poor print
er's" sheckles. The amount yon
owe US is justly ours and it Is your
duty to come In ard pay it, or send it
to us, which we hope you will do at
once.
All subscriptions to the COURIER
that are not paid by the 1st of April,
1890, will be made out up to that
date, placed in the hands of the va
rious constables for collection, and
the names of such subscribers, to-
gether with the amounts they owe,
will be published in full in the COL
umns of this paper. To this rule
we shall not make a single exception.
Those who pay their subscription,
in the meantime, will be placed on
our roll of honor, and their names
published from week to week as they
pay mp.
Take your choice, then, between
being entered on the black list of
newspaper deadbeats: or placed in
the category of honest, upright men.
VANDlvER & COLLINS,
Publishers COURIER.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
.Hibbayd,s Throat and lung Bar
SGM

For throat and lung troubles this RENE
dy has no equal. II is guaranteed to cure
consumption in IFS first stages, and even
in advanced stages of that disease it re.
Iieves coughing aud induces sleep. You.
may have cough or cold at any iimee
therefore no household. especially with.
children, should be without it. For all
affections of the throat. lungs and chest,
Group. whooping cough. hoarseness, 81 =
ting of blood and all pulmonary disease it
has no eqnal.
Prepared only by rheumatic Syrup Co.,
! jackson, Mich. 50m6
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27

Or our increased wealth from 1870
to 1880, over four-fiftEs of it was IN
the cities, Notwithstanding nearly
one half of the population is in the
country.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
KEYTEsvILLE MO-. THURSDAY, MARCH 27. 1890.
In Memory of SaAie Shaw.
published by request.


"Our Sae's dead.'' o, say not dead She's just
Removed to brightest shores aad purest realms,
More perfectly to the Lord she loved
Below. The darkening scales are fallen
From off her eyes; the veil is rent, and she
Beholds the face of Gods annolnted Son
Just He is, and she is like her Lord
Oh. say not dead! She only sweetly sleeps
In Jesus loving arms.
IT'S true her clay
Must rest 1t here within the tomb,
Till resurrection morn, when earth and
Deliver up their trust; but her pure soul,
Too pure, indeed, to longer stay earth,
Redeemed and washed in Jesus precious blood,
Has fled this world of sin, or waited been
On angel wings to realms of endless light.
Say not ''she's dead" she's just begun to live
The life that never ends. She's removed
Far from the sway of DEATH No fear alarms,
No darkness clouds her sky, no pains annoy,
Nor sorrows enter there, but life and love,
Eternal and serene, seraphic joy.
While here she loved to sing
Her Sayior's praise to hymn sweet songs
To Jesus name, who bought her with his blood.
She loved to join the earthly choir and raise
Loud halleujahs to the Lord.
She sings the song of the redeemed above
The Sabbaths of the Lord she loved and
Her Sabbath day eternal rest.
Oh! tell ''she's dead" She's only gone
Before she's crossed the stream of Jordan's food,
And sits secure heavenly CaHaans shore,
And beckons US TO follow the straight
And narrow way. Upon her radiant brow
A crown of ghtterng gold, while either hand
palm of victory bears She smiles delight,
And bids faithful be, and hasten on
To join the blood washed throng, with her
Right hand
Tis often said ''Death loves shining mark
If ever shining mark did tempt the shafts
or our remorseless foe to battle skill
OF man and snatch away the brightest star
That shone respendent in sphere, twas when
Death aimed his poisoned dart and flung his sting
Envenomed at darling's heart.
By faith she walked
With God on earth, and humbly walked the way,
The rugged, thorny way, her Savior trod,
And then went home to walk with God above.
Weep not, dear friends; she is not dead to
She's only gone before The bliss
She enjoys will soon be ours, if we
Toll on! Toll on The way may be dark,
And troubles lash o'er fe's tempesuous sea-
But Savior's will still the
And moor storm-worn bark within
The port of everlasting peace.
Her true friend, NETTIE JETEF
died March $780, aged Is years. Funeral preached
Bowman. The first corpse that the B
Buried at Blackburn, March TO- 1890.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27

Ladies take warning! When you feel
weak and have sick headache and are suf.
fering with monthly irregulsriiy, don't
wait until your trouble becomes chronic,
but take DR.. Dromgoole's English Female
Brtters, which will speedily restore you to
health. Send stamp to DIR. ]. P. Drom-
goole, Louisville, KY, for Family Medical
Adviser
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
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Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
General Directory.

Religious.
METHODIST CHURcH (Ssuthl-Rev c. W. HerIey
Ps.'ot services hrst and third SAbbsths, morning
hha evening of each month, Ssobathsehoal Sab
sAtn morning at 3 o'clock. Prayer meeting wednes
day evenings.
rsEssrTERIAs CHuRcH-Prsaehing hrst and sec
1ga oAooaths-s morning and evening, Rev. 8. NJ.
watson pastor. Sabbath school every sabbath morn.
Ing At o'clock.
Fissr BAPTtsTCEuRcH-Rev. Edwin Nsrvel pastor
s@rriees second and fourth sundAvs Of each N. nth
sanaay-sehool every Sunday morning at o'clock
rHyer-meeting on Tuesday evenings Of each week.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27
Benevolent and Literary

oeneVolent ana Literary
kEIrksvILIE LIszART-E- B. Kellogg, Librarian
ouen from to 12 Q. m aud from q TO A .. m
VasEEx LoDeE, No. "A. A. y. and A. M.-John
Chivsrs, Master; NJ N. Anderson, Secretary Regu-
ar meetngs Saturday evening preceding full moon.
CaAEITOS LoDGk. No. III. A o. U. VINO
D. Butler. NJ. W.: r. II. Tisdale, Recorder. Regular
neetinEs I'd and 4tb Tuesday evening At o'clock
CEAkTrox Co MEDICAL SocIErT.-MeetstheF tn e Fourth
ThursdaS In each month at Salisbury.
sxLscTs KSrsHrs, A. o. q. W.-Mssts I'd and lth
<riday eve ,ngs In each month J. J. Moore, IS. O.
=. " .Tfsda.e R.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27

Ripe tomatoes will remove ink
stains from white clothes, and also
from the hands.
Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27


Sae died March $780, aged Is years preached Slater
by Brother Bowman The
church. Buried at Blackburn 10,
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JOTTINGS ABOUT TOWN.

The democratic county convention will be
held Saturday.
The Elkhorn dividends will be payable al
the Montana bank Sept. 1c.
An informal hop will be given at the
Hotel Broadwater tomorrow evening.
Gov. Toole has appointed Alfred j. Ste.
phens. of Fergus county, notary public.
1t is said that certain official in the
police department dyes his whlskers black
which were gray fifteen years ago.
The Sisters Academy has 12O pupils and
the boys Catholic school opened with IS
Pretty good starter for the FIST week.
City Treasurer Folk uses an improved
adding machine in his Office. 1t was manu-
featured in Chicago and gives good satisfac.
ton.
The voters of Lewis and Clarke county
will determine at the coming election
whether the county shall have 100000
Jail or not.
Gales, the colored barber who was shot
in The Helena short time ago, is out on
the streets again. The examination of
Richards will take place tomorrow.
Judge Sanders discharged the colored
pugilists and dismissed the Holden Emil
Smith stone quarry case yesterday and
afterwards left for the Butte convention.
johnson and Ramsey, who were tried be
contest in the Eureka Pleasure club rooms,
were discharged by Judge Sanders yester-
day morning.
The plaintiff in the Foote and Jockey
land case introduced evidence yesterday
before Judge Fiescher. After this the de-
PENDANT moved for Judgment on the plead
ings. The judge will probably render his
decision to-day.
The Union Pacific and Montana Union,
as we'll as the Northern Pacific, Great
Northern and Montana Central railways,
will make rate of one and one-ffth fares
to all desiring to attend the democratic
state convention to be held in Helena next
Monday.
Hartman or Rump Speaker Witter" is
the watchword of the Helena delegation
which left yesterday for the Butte conven-
ton. Either of these is Seligman's choice
next to himself. Anything but Carter for
Seligman. While in Butte Carter has the
"pull." Eaton, White, Mantle, Hammond.
ct al, still in the field, and Thompson
Campbell, the legal champion of Precinct
"a.
Lamps and lampware at reduced prices at The
Bee Hive.
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Baby carriages at The Bee Hive only S. to close
out season 8 stock.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-09-11
PERSONAL.

Table linens and towels very cheap At The Be-
Hive.
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Judge Sanders will return from Butte to-
day.
Frank Clark, a commercial man, of Min
neapolis, is in this city.
j. E. O'Connor has gone into the country
on a short pleasure trip.
Mrs. G. N. Caldwell, who has been visit
ing her sister in Wisconsin. returned to
Helena yesterday.
Mrs. Phoebe Dayton and her daughter,
Miss Stella, left yesterday to visit relatives
in Los Angeles, Cal.
A party of ten of the Kansas City tourists
under the leadership of p. +. Southwick,
left via the Northern Pacific yesterday ito
make tour of the National park.
Departures via the Great Northern yester-
day: Mrs. J. N. Cole, St. Paul; J. M.
Bush, R Memphis; +; L IN Nash ash Chicago;
Miss Mamie Mackin leaves this morning
summer with relatives here. She will be
accompanied by her sister. Mrs. w. w.
Woods, and daughter Gertrude.
Z. E. Baker. the national organizer of
the P. o. S. A., who organized the camps at
Marysville, White Sulphur Springs, Living
ston and Bozeman, left yesterday for
Louisville, Ky.
Departures via the Northern Pacific yes
terday: Miss. G. Holz, Miss Ina Andrews,
Della Carroll and j. Stinson, Chicago; It. M.
Barr, Fort Worth, Tex; E. E. Baker. Louis
vile. KY; Emma Steinburg, Burlington,
Iowa.
F. r. Anson, of St. Paul, relieves Z. H.
Grant as manager of the Northern Pacific
telegraph Office. Mr.. Grant has been pro-
NOTED to the managership of the St. Paul
office. and Leon r. Smith, former night
chief of the Helena Office, has been pro-
NOTED to the managership of the Mandan
office. Mr.. Smiths fund of anecdote will
be greatly missed by the fair sex of the
Northern Pacific addition, with whom he
was general favorite.
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Mr.. Peter I. Wood. the special agent of
the census bureau, who has been here for
about week engaged in supervising the
recount of Helena's population, leaves to-
day for Butte, where he will remain few
days before proceeding to Washington. Up
to last evening he had received no instruc-
tions from Superintendent Porter to give
out the official figures. The figures, as
given in The INDEPENDENTS Washington
italy correct, being subject to some slight
corrections.
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viii Arrive TODAY.

The following passengers will arrive to
day on the west bound Northern Pacific ex.
press: Miss Ada Williams, Miss Lydia Pew,
Clarence Pew, Miss Lena Beck, Miss Mary
Elsass, Miss Dorothy Elsass, Wallace Nc
Camant, Mrs. L. G. Full, Mrs. A. G. Doane
Via Great Northern: j. Mcclure and wife
NJ. Bosenquist and wife, Miss Lena Bras.
sett, N. Smith, Peter Firch and wife.
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Republican Convention.

For delegates attending the Republican
convention at Butte the Great Northern
Hallway line announce one and one-fifth
are for the round trip.
Tickets will be sold on the certificate plan
and may be obtained from any agent in
Montana. b. IL. LANGLEY,
General Ticket Agent.
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Lamps and lampware at reduced prices at TIL
Bee Hive.
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The Hon. Sam Word has been very i'll for
the past two weeks and was able to be out
for few hours yesterday. He is just able
to move about but is on the way to re-
covery ana his legion of friends will hope to
see him i'll his usual robust health in a few
DAYS.
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The residence of the late +. NJ. Dunphy. on
Dearborn avenue, will 10 sold at auction on the
18th inst. Sse advertisement.
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Arrivals at tho Grand Central.

O. D. Hoar. Chicago.
J. s. Merritt, Horse
Plains.
T. p. Murray, Comet
Gee. Preston, Escanaba,
Mich.
T. Black, Denver.
II. l.. Graves. Mime
npolis.
J. IL. Finn, Livingston.
Mrs. lngersoll, kimini.
John Ingalls,, himini.
G. V. Lewis, Rirnini.
s. C. Bush, Avon.
j. G. Earnden, Avon.
s. A. Pepper, Miles City
Ed. j. Jones,
L. johnson. Chicago.
Jas. A. Altman, Feihart
j. NJ. McDougall. Ma
rysville.
A. Price. Marysville.
Nm. Mayer, Marys-
Vile.
D. q. Warner, Boulder.
D. d. Mclean, Corbin.
G. A. Challis, Milwau-
kee.
c. H. Wood, Pony.
X. J. Vince,
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Sept. 3. 1890, pocket case of surgical in
struments between w. H. Gebauer's, on
Dearborn street, and Atlas building. Finder
leave at this office and receive reward.
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E. A. Huson. Lewis
town.
Geo. Boyden, Chicago.
L. L. Lush. Marysville.
=. j. McKinna, Esca-
naba, Mich.
P. b. Ingalls,, Placer.
c. W.. Savage, Living
stOn.
Mrs. Cook, Rimini.
Mrs. Plancer and son,
Rimini.
7. G. Stempstead. Chi
CagO.
W. S. Thompson, Bos-
ton.
o. l., Haberbush. Great
Falls.
A. P. Smith, Elkhorn.
Nm. Jones, Marysville.
b. G. Jones, g
Geo. SPENCER. Boulder.
d. A. Lahnon. Castle.
Ed. Hicks, Crest Falls.
Chas Watson, MArys-
vile,
Julius Sutton, San
Francisco.
John Klein, Corbin.
er. Nlissoula.