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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-08

The farmers OF New York state are In no bet
ter con disiou than those Of Kansas. ACCORDING
10 the asscssors' report. inst presented To the
senate ~ Albany, II appears that thousands Of
mcrsgased farms are falling into the hands OF
the mortgages
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AFTER the Ground uee.



The Masssrhnsefn legislature has pat price
OF - cents head on the ground hog. Lcoh out
foe . s1ccesston Of lev harumesie presssres 90
companiei by chain lightning and cyc ionca In
New England Rsvsase IL sweet
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a Curiosity Prom Georgia.

Colonel A. l. Harris. one Of the most promi-
nent Republicans In Georgia. has formally with
drawn from the Republican party. In . pub
iished card he gives thess among other reasons
for doing 80: II win state my objections 70 the
Republican party In Georgia In the nrss place,
there = no Republican party in GeorxiAs
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xsenies Worth HAVING.

II II rather pleasant 70 observe thxt Sheriff
flsck, his blackmsiling deputies and the man.
ayers OF the Philadelphia Blind Asylum are all
very strongly convinced that the Newspaper
exposures arc examples Of tie wfckedness of
the press. This IL case In which the public
can love the press for the enemies 1t 10 making
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According 10 TIE calculation Of conerennan
SerTes. ~ae has made . careful sfady Of
NE sasseSf. II RAY safsiv - assumed
s@As TIE nawssr OF pensioncn Will
rsAea is aaxsaan ascat July !, 100. Al thai
crne. unSser TIE extssiag iaw. there win b
1aas names ea Ire rolls. szd the ANNA,
exFszdsEsss wsi Be szisoaaoe Af.ss sAsf, the
ssxrexais ct pensioners win steadily asnfnisA,
aaa ths ssezoprissions eaa be deereAsed se.
eeraznxly.
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Municipal Psiyps.

SA1 FFa1Ct8co B1lefEn-
Local soysrnnens svsryvhese have crown
70 - posyps-ali stomach No matter hov
much ucasJ NAY be supplied 70 thsn, n Nj,
be swaiseved ~, and there viii Be lite ar
ncshiEg 10 sAow fov IL
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Inherited Scrofula.

Svifts Specific Is. 8. o., eurec my ii1lae
by a hereditary scrufula, which brUko ouS
I'll over HE face. For year be had suffered,
and had givea up III kcpse ~ his recovery,
whea % length decided 20 ne 8. 3. 3. AZ.
Noe sympto0 now remains q tho disease
This was three years ago.
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- - zxvssross.

~ W0DU1ux1G0 - 1USf nov IL
- 61oorttne : iares inaux of
tojen. Fran 81 sections o.
- - = ontGFpri.s. men u bsssi-
~ men skilled n manufactuY-
-. oxporioncod farmers and
= ~ uho ase expert = arti-
Il q nannnss q kandicsaft. ara
looconaing voiums pourinx
49, ~ ruis. fhsy ars pos
r. lnon1o ~ 1isposed % invest.
- - hulId - tAestass. II n
q n~e ppoporty hoiders and
-. - q u vho ~ psrma-
- - ~ luturo wsll-besne
go 49, people shaIl rsmain
pr 11uus hvsutmsnAs. asd thai
rs - 60 cufnto1 q decsayed, but
- lhx1yp "a psosper.
r. - ineVifahly ths inoom-
= uo04 - ~. e men With
no1o = tnvuse, but nseeasasily
61nI1v ln1usmed n respect 10 the
- $1,000 eountR thsons Of
- aropG1o1oea. keon. aiest. In
~ r. cokomen ~ onhine "a.
~ - unvosy. "a II mercilonslv
80 n couspEns not only The
aluouu. ~ q also ooncerns
Son n1mouo - ~ reputation
y p 10y q ~ slats thsl q
! <o rooulkIs ox1snt q sch an.
= nunoo ahan - thueesed.
8 $3.50 amcox go 6ev1ces Gar
Nu1l1 ~ lnsoe6egs ase ~ stpwn-
h - NJ q vhich hayo blastsd
80 reoopoe1p q eeAes attractive
ooo1lrns, An over IL sta1e
= q eoklns ~ holne uasni6ed
1rocm ssoiitss. = vfth s..uhurts'.
4 nnrnos 1nnuneeeh,e. 1870
y ~ - n61naoo = s.1nrminales -
- un1norrkf = "A fmnoers.
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as prke 81 Portland Aka hs<a essa,puzn q a
sfs2a- Ia sssi. sad tie pssr~<aens OF . cen.
fury. s9rsne waicA 40 air~cs heir Aas hs>n eoen
10 tbs A1ase. rszaias unh<ukSu.
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WASHINGTON
TERRITORY
INVESTMENT 90.
PAID Up CAPITAL OF $4,000.

oloo. ooo-Fo1r lots. - let on Jackson strssk
oSs. ooo-Two lots l2ozl1n corner South sso-
end and Jackson strsetA An excel
lent location for erecting baI1dins
to b Used = warehouse or heavy
Wholesale bustnoaA Il being one
block from the Northern Pacihe
railroad freight depot and two
blocks from the o. r I n Co.'S
dock.
81, ooo-2 lots ON Lake Union, end a slec-
the ear line. having several hum
dred fest OF water 'front.'
GA, oo0-6 ox12ol NORTHWEST corner Front and
Bell streets. Terms, one half cash;
balance I'VE years u Per cent
olB.ooo-Two corner lots. 10 test square, ON
Union streek
olAooo-rwe lots on Front street. between
Lake and Eagle streets, l3oxl2G o.
viii sell either lot for 17.000
oie.ooe-Twc lots 12oxl2a. corner On Madi.
&c ooo-6acrss In West seattle ttract No. ~.
only lev hundred fest from West
Seattle Land and Improvement Co 3
second plAh al cleared. Ans view
o0,o0o-Lot snx1U On seventh seReek between
Stewart and Olive, upoa which y
erected Sstoey bulldog now vented
and paying - Per cant On invest.
mcut
o5.Ooo-Iwo lots. 6oxl1n on Seventh strest, -
tween Jacksnn and Main.
os.soo-ons lot ana paxt Of another On M
oeTeee; corner
es.soo-li lots ~ block 81. oilmaa Pazt add
ballard
oS.seo1 Four houses on wfired stsset one
10 block from cable: nine rooms and
S.0O0y bath.
o9seoO-New house . rooms and bath. on
Lake avenue: 500 cash; balance. 10
per month.
ol.ooo-Tvo Of the nnest lsts In Unfon addi-
tion; 50 situated that the visw can
never b cut OF
oloo - o7oO-Lots IN b.ochs 7, II. - IS No
Gilvra's second sdd. on Madi-
son street. cable lima
LArge tRact in South Seattle cheap.
Cheaper lots In al Darts Of the city.
o225 P1R ACRR-s0 aczss improved bottom
land. near Kent on rail-
road, suitable for small
farms. hop raising or vsgs
table gardening Land
win b sold 10 quantities.
Of emo aoro upwardA
For Lease.
Corner commersial and Jackson sssssta. On
III; 800 per month for fifteen yearA
Two lots, soxi2o ea-h. corner wss and unt.
versity streets. for I'VE or ien yeafk
Hsssss for Rsnt in al parts Of the caty.
We have q large list OF some Of the
best property In the city, which Ne
shall be pleased to show 70 any one
calling ct cur ONCE.
Insurance Department.
Rsprsssns combined assets OF ovw
S31.OOO,OOO.
WASHINGTON
TERRITORY
INVESTMENT GO.
Offices In Company's Building, n.
w. corner Second and
Cherry Streets.
When in San Francisco
STOP AT THE
COMMERCIAL HOTEL
EUROPEAN PLAN.
Rooms Sc ana uswards
EDwsaD HOLLAND. Proprietor
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= pa Fsoneef FrenR
Tae -aswdiine CT congress yssrrs - tAs
easek TIE isdienasson os he fhi,At<sphia Ia.
F~- Can 10 Be ro@sess that conxrsss Il soa
slow fos svea . PAiisteipAsa man.
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iIaaess = nss sAs sseond ssAss In sAe nnsca
in ne Hszh<s Of newsp~p~rs p<ias~d. having
LIS wssse nsaasyssasaa has sss Isl New
Yesk has asT>
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-08

In the early part OF last year he'd . Via.
1ent attack OF rheumAxisna, from which I
wascorAned 10 my bed for over three nonths
and ~ times VS. unable q turn myself in
bed. or even raise the cover. = nurso had e
Be IN constant attendance day and MIND I
va % feeble that what little nourishmens I
took had to BE- given me- With spooa. Az
Ter calling in the best local physicians, and
trying oil ether medicines without receiving
a1y benefit ! was induced by friends 70 try
0wtfs Specific Is 5. 81 diaccntinued a
ether medicines, and took course Of 8. s.
thirteen email boobies, which anoctod 8 con.
peoeo and permanent cure.
l.. G. RAsSET, "a Dorado Ksnaas.
TfeAtise On Blocd and Skin Diseases nan.
odfroe. SWIFT SPECIFIC Co. Atlaasa,sa,
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nba vell-known fact that nine out of
IN q oil classes a people whose busi-
ness calling il rsilroading, where they
ride day IN and day out, win sooner 90
hter complain q severe pains in their
backs. Caution. Whist does this meanf
AK yourselves the question. We win
answer il for yuu. Your kidneys are fast
beooming diseased, and if you neglect
them there i one result certain death.
We have had many cases, and hold testi-
monials Of railroad men that have taken
their trouble in time, and by tho use d
tho greatest vegetable remedy that has
ever been introduced In the world, viz:
THE GREAT SIERRA KIDNEY AND
LIVER CURE, have been cured and
thsir kidneys strengthened to such an ex-
tent that they can pursue their vacations
without fear. This wonderful remedy 10
becoming daily the most popular Of
any Kidney and Liver Cure that ever has
existed. Give Il one trial and you win
send 70 m . testimonial to add to our
largo and fast increasing list.
For sale by all druggists
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
How to Die.

was in Oudh at the time when a very rich
Hindu-brothert to the famous prime minister
OF Nepaul, Sir Jung Bahadur-arrived in a
dying state at the sacred city of Ajudhia.
Though stricken with mortal sickness. he had
made the long and painful journey from Ne
paul IN order to die in the holy city that gave
Rama birth, and which is TO the Hindu what
Mecca is to the Moslems. and far more than
Jerusalem Is 10 Christians.
On hearing of his arrival the English mag
iStrat5 at Fyzabad went TO see him, the day
before his death, as It proved to be He
found the rajah living on low wooden bed
stead, such as is used by the poorest natives,
in hare, mud plastered little room, having
neither windows nor single article of furni-
ture except the beistead IN 1t, ana with his
silver dishes and drinking vessels spread
about on the mud floor. To English ewes it
seemed truly a strange and ComfOrtleSs death
bed, but such q view OF it would not have
struck any Of the HInius present; the diving
man, they would have said, had all he needed.
and God was gracious 10 have let him live till
his journey was accomplished.
know ofsno western parallel to this scene.
Temple Bar.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
Wasn't Losing His Memory.

Scotch railway station. Ticket collector IN
making his collection finds an old gentleman
fumbling in his pockets for his ticket
Ticket Collector Tickets, please.
Old Gentleman-Well, I'm just lookin' for
H.
Ticket Collector-Wen, III look in again in
few minutes. See and have it ready then.
Ticket collector returns shortly, but the
old gentleman IS still hunting for it, Ticket
Collector (suddenly)-Why, you have it in
your mouth, man!
Old Gentleman giving him the tickeN-Oh,
SO | haze! Here you are!
Another Gentleman in the carriage as the
train moves on to first gentleman-I'm afraid
you're losing your memory, sir.
Old Gentleman-Nae fear o. that; nay fear
o thatl The ticket was a FORTNIGHT ould, and
/ Wis jist sookin' the date aTt!-San Fran
cisco Argonaut
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

Ifl SEQ Line 10 II. LOUIS ana Iie last.
The best, quickest and most direct line
! from Wichita to st. LOuis and all princi-
pal eastern, southeastern and northern
cities.
The Frisco line runs two daily express
trains from Wichita to St. Louis without
change, equipped with Pullman palace
sleepers and free reclining chair cars. No
other line does it. Close connections in St.
Louis union depot with solid vestibule ey-
press trains, without change, to Chicago,
/ Louisville, Cincinnati, Cleveland. Pitts
burg, Philadelphia. New y ork and Boston.
The popularity of this line being uni
versaIly acknowledged by all competitors,
all passenger trains Of other railway lines
entering Wichita from the north, south
and west arrive in time TO connect with
the Frisco line fast express trains TO the
east.
II you cannot purchase through tickets
reading via Frisco line from your starting
point, it viii pay you to purchase to Wich-
ita in order to secure the advantages and
comforts Of this line
For further information regarding rates
time, connections and through reservation
of sleeping car accommodations call upon
or address w. d. Murdoch. ticket agent,
l22 North Main street. orDOugias avenue
union depot. d. WIsHAET.
Gen. Pass. Agent.
d5G-tf st Louis, No
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STORE.

so pair lace curtains SO
inches wide, at 69c a pair.
46 pair lace curtains 8
yards long 80 inches wide
(taped) at 1890 a pair.
81 pair lace curtains so
inches wide 81 yards long
taped, at 169 a pair.
81 pair lace curtains 81
yards long 80 inches wide,
elegant designs at 1913 a
pair.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

The Fort Scott, Wichita & Western rail
way Missouri Pacific Route is the only
line running solid trains through from
Wichita to Kansas City and st. Louis.
Leaving Wichita at 9:15 p. m. you arrive at
Kansas city next morning at Z o'clock.
Pullman palace sleeping and free reclin-
ing chair cars through to Kansas City and
St. Louis without change. Remember if
you 90 via the Fort Scott Route you are
not dependent on main line connections at
Junction Point, but you go right through
on solid trains. This is the only route
whose main line runs through Wichita.
All trains are made up here and run
through solid TO Kansas City to St. Louis.
1t is the shortest line by forty-eight miles
and two hours the quickest. Two trains
daily to st. Louis and all points east.
Ticket Office 137 North Main street. Depot
corner Second and Wichita streets.
T. +. BLECKLEY,
Passenger and Ticket Agent, 1877 North
Main street, Wichita, Kan
II. c. TOWNSEND,
G. z. q L. A, st. Louis, Mo.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
Excursion to Kingman, Kan.

Saturday, April 70, on account of the
list anniversary of the l. O. O. F. One
fare for the round triy-S1. 35-via tbs
Wichita q Western railroad A special
train viii be provided ON this occasion,
which VIII include. in its equipment, a
free parlor chair car for the ladies; also
first-class day coaches. As this is the
principal meeting for southwestern Kan
sas, thousands of the order will attend,
and there viii be a grand display made by
the order. Wichita Canton win attend,
taking with them the Wichita band. For
tickets apply at city ticket Office, f22
North Main street, and union depot, Fifth
and Douglas avenues. Train will leave
the union depot at about a. N. d1345t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

100 pair lace curtains, worth S1.75
per pair, at rs cents.
One case beautiful Challies at AZ
cents.
1000 yards India linen, worth 711c,
at AS cents.
,2OOO yards India linen, worth 1870.
at ~ cents.
1900 yards India linen, 40-inch wide,
worth 2Oc, at 1879 cents.
500 yards prints, all at AZ cents.
100 bead wraps at $f.55, worth 2.25.
so beat wraps at S1.S9; worth $50.
so bead wraps at $3.50, worth $50.
Webster's Unabridged Dictionary
given away.
Webster's Encyclopedia, 10 inches
by 1235 inches, given away.
viii be on sale April 18th.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

1t is glorious thing to be a senator-not
one Of your half and half state affairs. but q
right down, regular United States senator.
Among other advantages you get your qui-
nine gratis. This is one Of the perquisites not
generally known, but it appears that during
the fiscal year Of 1889 $500 quinine pills Of
two and three grains we're furnished for the
ESQ of the seVenty-six senators, and this was
before the appearance Of the grippe.-PhiIa-
delphia Times.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

Al pair lace curtains SO
inches wide (taped) at 75c
a pair.
30 lace lace bed sets Sc
by 76 beautiful pattern, 169
a sett.
40 bed bed sets 20 hy rs
very elegant centers, at 1S9
a sett.
75cream pillow shams, at
SO a pair.
So whitepillOw shams, 4Sc.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
HOW HAYsEED BOUGHT A WATCH.

When Farmer Hayseed struck the on
He sold his farm, and with its soil
Stin cliugihg to mis- CATERS brown.
He gayly took a trip TO town
Inside a jewelers. shop he strayed,
And therepne hundred dollars paid
For gold watch, which ne next day
Took back to get one twice as gay.
Good HoTnin',' grinned old HaySeed to
The jeweler; chow du yeou du?
guess I'll change this turnip for
Thet one that costs hundred more.S
The salesman, With q smiling face,
Took back the watch and gave In plaza
The one of double cost. Hello"
He cried, as Hayseed turned to so.
Il want hundred dollars more
Before let you leave my store"
Old Hayseed tipped knowing wink;
WAL meow, young man, I'm green, you
think.
''B'gosh! hain't; III let you see
Yeou can't play bunko onto me. 20
Didn't I give yeou yesterday
One hundred dollars cash in payt
"And hain't this watch tibet brought back
A hundred more? Jehosaphat!
Don't one and one make two? Some fools
Haint much on fggerin' out Of schools"
The jeweler scratched his puzzled head;
''That's so-youre right" he slowly said;
And begging pardon for his doubt,
Ee let the mad old farmer out.
H. G. Dodge in Chicago Sun
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
He VIII Soon Pe Here,

Presently the census taker will be around,
book and pencil in hand, and conversations
like the following viii be in order:
Census Taker-Have you childrenl
Woman-Yes; a son.
Census Taker-Male or feInalel
Woman-Male.
Census Taker-Age7
Woman-Two years and a half.
Census Taker-Married or singlei
Woman-Single.
Census Ta1er CLOSING book)-That's al
right. Thanks.-Texas Siftings
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
Sight Seeing in Chicaco.

Fair Traveler-Yes, I found the ladies'
guide associations of London and Paris and
New York such a convenience that on my az
rival here in Chicago l advertised for a
guide. You are one, ! presume
Chicago Girl-Yes, that's my business. Do
you wish to start out at once?
Eyes"
CAL right. Leave your valuables with
the hotel clerk and get your pistol New
York Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

Caller turning pale)-W hat dreadful noises
are those, Mrs. Rambo2 They sound like ex-
plOsions.
Mrs Rambo-I think that's what they are,
Mrs. Baldwin. Mr.. Rambo is trying to find
out what ails the sliding doors in the back
Chicago Tribune
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
His Compliment.

Miss Simper-Yes, Mr.. Brown, I think this
reluctance on the part of ladies to let their
age be known is all foolishness do not care
who knows my age. Pm thirty-two. There
it's out and you may tell it if you wish to.
Mr.. Brown anxious to pay cornpliment)-
I'm delighted to hear it from your own lips,
Miss Simper. I never would have dreamed
you were so young.-Boston Courier.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

Mamma-Where have you been, daughterG
Daughter-Been out on the ave, MON, and
saw moro good looking chappies than I've
seen in q month of Christmases.
Mamma with a panied expression)-Good
heavens, child, such language as you do usel
What makes you 50 fip3-Grand Valley lid
iuCC
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
EVERY EVENIG AT s O'CLOCK.
REAL ESTATE.

Furnished by the Dean Abstract Coz
The following transfers of real estate
were filed for record in the Office Of the
register of deeds yesterday:
Harry Mears to c. NJ Jenkins = int
- Waco Auderson's add ........S $50
W ID Parshall to Burton Car Land
Co to II blk Burton Car add. I
John + Gorden to Grace Pattortf is
$ : is Market St DoId add. ...... 1900
James A Eastes to Daniel Buckle K
use 4 85-26-2 E.................. 1000
John q Harring to G w Porter Lo-
Gust st Park Place add............ 200
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

Ink stains are removed by milk, when
fresh; when allowed to dry, by acetic acid.
Handle carefully. Stretch The white goods
over bowl filed with steaming hot water,
and lay the little crystals exactly upon the
spot Do not let it remain more than ten
minutes-even less should serve.-Philadel-
phia Ledger
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
Accommodating.

Debtor ard creditor:
"Iwant to know when you're a-goin' to pay
this here bill. can't be a-runnin' here every
day in the week.
(which day would suit you bestF'
Saturday"
"Well, then, you may come every Satur-
day.n-Judge.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
Fine PLAYING Cards.

Send ten 40 cents in stamps or coin to
John Sebastian, general ticket and passen-
ger agent Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific
Railway, for pack of the latest, smooth
est, slickest playing cards that ever glad
dened the eyes and rippled along the fin
gers of the devotee to seven-up, casino.
Dutch, euchre, whist, or any other ancient
or modern game, and get your moneys
worth five times over.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

Employer (violently)-I am told that you
are a great liar, sir; that it is impossible for
you TO speak the truth Is that so!
Employe (bumbly)-I am afraid it is, sir.
Employer iraGiantiy)-Gi me Your hand,
you have been mahgned. You can speak the
truth.-New York Sun.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
A Defect to Be Remedied.

''Why is it that your father does not like
me, Sadiel"
81 think it is because your pants bag at the
feet instead Of at the nees.n-Boston Cou-
rier
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25
Wonderful Reform.

Chinese officers draw pay according to the
number Of men serving under them From
time lmmemorial every officer has been per
mitted to lie to the number of ten men, but
the young emperor has issued a decree that
this must be stopped and that the liars must
tell the truth.-Detroit Free Press.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

Henry-Did my servant call hers this after
noon and tell you l would caul
Lena-Yes; but l wish you would not send
him again. He stole two hats and three um-
brellaS from our hat rack.
'Henry-He is in love with your cook, and
took them for souvenirs -Fnoch
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-25

B-oodsood-Seems u ne YOU ara rather
severe on SquiEgS Don't YOU suppose be
would make a success II soma Incl
NoTthcote-Nes, If II was the right sort q
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The regular county examination for
teachers viii be held at Lewis academy
Saturday, April 20, 1890. The examination
viii begin at $50 a. IN. ID. 5. PENCE
County Superintendent Of Schools.
d l33-l0t wilt
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Free Reclining Chair Car Service TO Denver
and Return, via the Santa Fe Route.

The Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe are
now running daily free reclining chair cars
on their night train to Denver. Passen-
gers leaving Wichita at 4:30 p. m, viii
arrive at Pueblo for breakfast the next
morning, Colorado Springs at 1920 a. m,
and Denver for dinner. IN addition to free
reclining chair car service Pullman reser-
walton may be had upon application at
union ticket Office and union depot.
w ID. MURDOCH,
dol IF Pass and ticket agent.
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what dancing eyes she has"
Eyes. It's good the dancing stopped there,
too. II she'd had dancing cheeks and trip
ping nose and a Waiting lip, she'd have been
in hard luck "-Har9er's Basar