St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-16
rood. One scheme should be as practi-

|, wood. One scheme should be as practi-
cable as the other.
7 DR.. Albert Shaw has been chosen
fellow of the American Statistical assO-
citation. and this is another idol shat
tered. The idea of our own DR.. Shaw
descending to be mere fellow!
/ Nobody straddled the ante, so DR..
Thwing has decided to stay, but the
Westminster people are afraid that those
KnickerbockerS will raise DR.. Burrell
ont.
Frank Ressener is strongly of the
opinion that the Marches of this North
country are full of perilous adventure.
He married the wife from whom he was
/ divorced yesterday in the month of
storms.
G. A. Nimocks, of the Times, will be
present at Frank w. Smiths lecture on
i''ID and Out of AndersOnville," his pur-
pose being TO observe the ground plan
of the lecture as assistance to him when
be comes to write his own discourse on
''In and Out of Fix"
The true object of the visit Of Si9nOr
Jocquin, the alleged lottery agent now
in st. Paul. has been discovered. He is
the agent of all Opulent freak show
syndicate and is in the Northwest to Sc
cure an option on the Minneapolis
council.
The reason Col. Joe Badger parted
with his chinchillaS is now explained.
He heard that Evans and Hoey were
coming and feared that be might be
mistaken for Old Hoss.
The public is interested to know
whether the "Shamus O'Brien" who
appears at the Harris this week is the
same Shamus who has refused to come
home home for good many years, de-
spite the earnest solicitation of his
sweetheart. If it be the same, she might
try the Hennepin court, and be forever
rid of such recalcitrant hubby.
Any one wandering into the mayors
Office in the city hall yesterday would
have found Mai. Norton in tears. The
programme for the G. A. Il. encamp-
menr does not bear Mayor Babb's name,
and the major will not have chance to
spread himself on patriotic speech.
1t ShOWS-a deplOrabe lack of business
enterprise that men who try to regain
land abandoned quarter Of century
ago, which is now valuable, have not
long before this bought the claim of the
aboriginal tribes to the Mississippi
river front.
Tie meeting to be held at the Chry-
santhemum club next Sunday will be
| open to newspaper writer's alone, with
the. emphasis on the writers. Opulent
( journalists who dictate the products of
their fecund brains to a gOlden-naired
amanuenss are positively barred.
There is one serious objection to the
nomination of G. NJ. Foote for mayor OF
indianapolis. 1t gives too much scope
TO the feeble punsters who would narp
IaipDn putting a pedal extremity into
I sonletiiing.
Es Very little of the oil in which the
fNorthwesterx Star Oil company deals is
being spread Oh the troubled waters
! which >eparate the company and Deputy
, Oil Inspector Lane. The storm still
RACES, with no prospect of its abating.
The Business Mems union does not
yet know what it has been organized
for, and therein it differs but little from
various other organizations, including
our own and always respected BOARD OF
trade.
The Enterprise grocery store, the
assets of which are now on file in the
clerk of courts office. was rightly
named. The eX-proprietors were enter
piising gentlemen in every sense of the
word and able filancierS. - -'7' : - 49,