New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-08-17
THE Talk or THE DAY.

The other DAY gentleman saw professional no1ss
watering his plants in the hot sun. and In surprised
tone inquired il that wouldn't iniure the plants Why
no" was the answer. why not now = q sup
posed they had to be- watered ONLY Al night sad me
amateur do you drink only at night asked the
florist Are you only thirsty after the goes downi
That idea helps business for under il the flowers
~ the Ignorant would be growers die and we get the
opportunity of selling more Of our stock water nv
flowers when they thirsty. Just as stockgrower
waters his stock
A New Excuse" Can't you settle that acoouns
WHY. mailed Won the money long aCo.'
never recelycd.it'
wei, saw in the newspapers that letters con.
tanning AIS 900 have gone 10 NE Dead Letter Ofco
in the la,, twelve months. Yours must be among
them see the Government abou' little Epoch
\ man with a red nose and a bratl like a distillerv
cot into a street car Yesterday. freuy soon a lady
rot I'm and sat next 10 him. having In her hand
bouquet made up largely of peppermint After awhile
the odor of the peppermint aroused the nan with the
load and in half sleepy tone he mutters alright.
JIM another mint iulep with vou.'
Took Money With IIim.-Easterner-I am'oolinc for
a man named Tmarth, VINO came here from section
WeSternerHHool along among those palaceson New.
F,sterner-Ie had money wTIen he came ERE.
Wcsterner-Oh! Look In the pooi-honSe-(New'
York Weekly.
4 prominent Denver man got married the othe day.
with somewhat unnecessary deap, the dispatch 'ent
ont stated that he married Colorado woman. he
demon Of mischief who is always about on such
caslons caused the dispatch to read that he had ms
red colored woman and the poor man SUDDEN
finds himself a subject of National interest and dis
cussion with the Of going down in history as
a disciple of mlscegenation. For of course he VIII
never be able to give much publicity to the truth "a
was given 10 the fal,eh0od.
\ small Wfc.-Dumpsey- BLOSSOMS wife Is very
small isn't she . =, ,,- &. h,,
have heard il said that she goes through his pocseu
every nght.-(Burington Free Press
According TO Bishop Taylor, the heroic missionary
I'm Africa the single city of Hamburg Germany mas
exported 100000 tons Of rum and gin 10 Africa within
the last year. Apparently the best way 10 conveit
Africa therefore would be first TO convert Hamburg
Clnseds-Iavc clg,r Lavish
| t!oScist-Yon don't think smoking sin. do youi
| Iavsh-Nes. when gets the sort Of cigars you
smoke Jester.
Under the heading Old Familiar Faces an ~
bury Park paper the other day printed the folo"us
paragraph: Miss Blank, bright and charming youns
New York lady, is ut the --- Hotel IL the ed''"
cxpectcd that young lady 20 buy lot Of papers 70
send to her friends he most sadly slipped mp on Do
cancellations. Old familiar faces. indeed II sn
doesn't boycott that editor, shc isn't the youne Lazy
We take her to be-
First Italian Brgand-Is our victim in sight 81.
second nrlgand Yes. but he is sim long way on ga;
First Italian Gre1nd-Then We have time 10 Say ou'
! PRAYERS at this waysdo grotto.-tlish;,
The rate Of increase in the population Of Taeom'
durlug the last ten years was $500 per cent ios
mpidity Of growth this probably beats anything VI
| record
Upon one occasion NJ. spnrgeon told his sladea 9
thc following story When was in Aran hcaIu 81
minister who preached in certain church sna ~ NJ
presence for future supply of the pulpit, hf I.s
ton after his sermon having been nh9,ag, srls
Dear me-" said the minister, WIN Deeon , ~
what might your ordinary collection amount w.
Last SUNDAY it 6as t~openee ,ha minister. e.
What Is IL to-day, thea y aSht" the ""''
pcctlng 81 hear a large sum. ,
Elghipence halfpcnny,, was the Tp I,,,,o himself
Woe Is me- mOaned the preacher Ml,", " ~
for gave the saXpencc myself '-il'A' "''F
In a few DAYS the famous Bath springs House "A !.
Urls,oI Penn will be torn down. Erect'd III ioto'p
was for many years the resort for the enc W s
country and was known even % VISITORS ITO" ." ,. !.
At the close of the war with Great bil'ih' !" 49, a
brilliant company celebrated the event by sNns
c,r,r, hau in IN. hotel \ dinner was given
o,,ock in the morning, at which nearly al u'e ''..
rItiss ~ the country were present. Joseph Bohap'
who lived in Bordentown, frequently N'lteu '''
I'm hi, gorgeous state chariot when Step"" ~, y,
had presented 10 him, being often accomPs, -,
Prince Murat Tho springs which maze Z" -,
so f,mous were once regarded a. a sovereign 'uV -
almost everything: hut when the saratoga or -.
war, discovered in is22, their glory gadnsin y,
parted. and, though the clear water It'll bunD's m
as of yorc It's virtues are no longer e'ron.Ia raj
sulto of The fact that ii s retains its former "'''
properties. -, s,,n,rs
William Henry soutly objects g hav,ns l,t saws
c,othes made over for him. DIVIDED ssi,s.r hnt
ne, "may he all right for the feminine rpu1Wsshs
/ haven't any u.e Tor subdivded Tou'sf'
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