New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-15
CHANCES HERE AND THERE.

Some paper has asserted that 1t Is only question
Of time when bitter will be waged on the hlred
GIRL When that time comes the " hired girl VIII
probably enter the fray with arms akimbo and tonge
loosely jointcd, Just as she has always DONE Ana
she will probably come out victorious, just she has
always done. There are some things In this world
which defy reformation. There are some people VINO
arc invinciblc. They arc popularity called hired
girls
Now that the oyster has rolled into publicity with
the aid of an "R, Just take look around you and see
II you notice any wide difference in the demand for
oysters at weknown restaurants. OF course they
arc generally eaten And they were almost as gen
orally eaten two weeks before september l. The
Of the ths Is tt n aod %STe
the deserving and the undcScrvlng delicious 0y.tS
may DO found In good restaurants AZ oil tlncs OF to
year.
A society should be established said a man who
dslkcs perfume for the suppression OF reckless use
Of sickenlng, vile, penetrating and sitting perfumes
1t is enough to make man feel Ike murder 10 get
into a car and have one there who Is simply
deluged with odor which nalscatcs one Fhcre
never was and there will DO r scent that VIII
equal the delicious fragrance Of purity and swectnes'
soap and fresh water lavishly applied are the best
perfumes. Why viii not people use them'' WE'LL
they all don't: that's trc
What has Of tho banjo1 That is to say. tie
banjo that everywhere. The banjo on the boat
and on the train The banjo at the seaside resort ard
banjo rnqucstionaby 1t has dropped ont Of sight
Yon seldom see "nicc looking" young man walking
along the streets nowadays carrying a banjo In
pretty which is worked a glOriOlS slnliOWCr
OF wonderful shades, initials strangely fashioned
that they give you the hcadacr all done by the fair
hand Of some young woman who lotcs Il banjo
WELL ncG good by to tue Ga"o n, soens t ey Will Viii &
however much you protest. " Let 'er go
Speaking Of the banjo fad. where Is the first whisper
telling Of some new idea for the winter in hat, or
sticks Notwithstanding very new Of course aud
striking! 1t ran hardly fail to come. for tradition
and habit arc strong in their influence. copccially ia
fashions.
An cntcrprlslng morning paper that is Away, braS
gng about the quality and freshness OF its hca'
printed story sunday last old that II could
almost walk-at least it was year old. In picturesque
detail it gave yarn about a cat having been ts.'h
By some mi>clcv0u, boys into a window in the scene
room OF the broadway Theatre evening while Mr..
Wilson was singing Of his comical songs in tho
Merry Monarch The story tell, how the cat fell
| upon the shoulder Of an unfortunate young woman
who was waiting 10 60 on the stage with the Other
members Of the chorus, aud who gave such loud
Of the opera The interesting n1dent happened .ic
scene room NOW closed, during performance 81 Tho
the time
While in upper broadway on sunday afternoon tho
writer saw Il strange exhibition OF animal love. \
large white dog walking quietly do~n the street.
following well dressed man. \ largo dark spot on
the dogs back indicated that there something
there besides tho natural covering Of the animal. on
| closer examination 1t va, found To De small dark
colorcd monkey with his limbs out>trr'icd in com.
Portable POSITION taking an afternoon ride Tor his
health The IN answer to questions said that tn"
dog belonged to Nh" .7th Regiment. and was great
IL had taken deep interest IN The lliti" norkcI
and spent hours in pl1vinc With H. finally a. lowing the
foreigner Ia cuidic up between IL paws for l'ng
I'D
lH,, seem to Now on together with w"ndcrful smooth
ness for such differences in physical make up
al can tllly appreciate tho recent complaints in
Tic Trllnnr about TIE needless 81 on III"
called fat train, 10 IN" taf,kill. said a man w.io
had Just arlv" IN town from vacation spent ~ t'at
| yhi.l rrginn. "Or cnir>" thor" nothing ~ y"
| d"n" var. hu' bv another >"a.rn !; i - b"
h"I"si that better tiac and "w"r d"av, viii /" tn
motto "t the cnmlAnc, VII, have charge Of this
| t";n> por'a"n. am -lad - 500 that ,h'r' Ia
.'lr TAX II doing with the narrow clus' road
| through stony Cove and establishing the stand .ri
| gauge. That would b. an Improvement. indeed. T"
the OF iayman II se"n,> As n II might he done
without ~ at eNpci,c. They certainly charge hs
enough rate, 10 cni.lc passengers - IN" best possible
| ,c>icr. Ten cents mile i IA" iarn over thar por
ton Of III" t. the heart ~ IN" tat-li!l,. When
the standard gauge adopted here ptrlor b.
ran t" the kaat"r.hli Hotel station and also -
Hunter. Their" i another thing thir "u-lt 10 b"
done. too. There ouSlt 20 h, better ar anrc.
ment shrnt Carrying baggage. When went up
h'uni mat IA" narrow gauge tram connecting with
the Cai,kll Mountain c\pr.> had baggage car
I'D tina my tr;nt. would y" l,r:-!i; ;ons br the
i.">i ti.il. Al hour AID hal! hours later.
t.1.ld ans flin- l." >.ll:d Is hid stage
~ u ":'' u ",. AMI Their Wa> "nh >tar" gong
- ny d'""h. th"r' W.T. n"tllin- - DO I'M - wai'
uNui That r-Nt tram with III" hl:ga." camp
l. i-ir"N along. r"'h things "n-'' I" ihinE ont -
protest rnphari that the 'oinian, IA! to
'siar eI'-c i, Adopted on m, liz" hop" also that
~" road viii b. "\'rhi"i town ~" >hO.arr from
Hunter t" d. AVA: Hiih stag" rides Tor III"
larr' nn"h"F %: l'"Ii' "h" ir'in"nt tM' r'cI'n II
| pa'l.'.r- OF - railroad II, far ~ Pr.u,v". II not
f.:t,"r.-
ui -, lnc int" drug tore which he hI, occasion 70
visit frequently ia" writer >tian, man behind
the counter lie was IA elderly man with "A rr.,v
mi,>tachc neatly il"> ed. and w the ar Il on
who knew Ill about til" hn,lrr>,. Il ;"v"r in
t.> store h.iorr "diy" BE- rru,i'.'.l. and he ar
p.arc.i be- IA laxative :"~i the WAS
Glad To- have HIM EN'"y drn.,-i ia IL" city
knows They may not all know mo personally.
but they all know my name and what can DO.
have Just been fur fortnight at ~ and .o>. taking
the Ilac" If his clerk VIII, 81" ,IrliI"n. cane
IN lrr hccai-r vautr: the proprietor.
lie ASKED me- II hil aY,thn' (, Il" MS afirrnrra.
and wrn ,ait 40. he aid h" world like I, take
afternoon and l"avc IN CHARGE. said '.,li
r.at. # he would "lv show Where things were. -
that could Gml thcm. \ druggists business I'M.
nl, most otlcl,. You know. lie knon, thu ar;i'ic>
lir haudlc> ~ o.,t ami 'rl AID - "'iT ways. and
also Whether hH. thi /, r.!lr! f"I krFt In -
big Jar II lflr ra-". 10. | d''t aaN" ANY TEA:
an, nahiu. up p.r',rriv"'>. II 'iH: hud H.
inurr.rnt am u,,.m. fu Il might ~" III a h'u'
trulh INT there hasn't fsrn - fiG. Ti'> i>al
~, I, ala: h..i;3c,-. ihI''l II mc'; j." puii;ahl' 60!
a mar last - around f"W one drug. - an"il''r
AMI rlp g. ",it. lU'hlmg for r'STlnr place.
thol.h | have hai y Nliird r\trrI"u'r. tloI,:h /
am not what n..ht be cali Il a u I'm: >i"nr.'
The dismal prophecy has been mad" that coffee VIII
soon cca>r Ia be- the Leverage II the pc"pl". it IL"
lant /, diving on, a'd i.i; .rpwrr> NiuE up il
production aud ur1ug their attention :" he pa NJ at
tea. II hrrd tina; men iIu>t iaA" {" tea This would
De- a great triumph for IN" ha',nnl to- drinlrr wli'
>,ogIl, the drni winch /, made from the cone