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Arizona republican., 1890-09-19
CONDITIONS.

Trotting and pacing in harness.
 American Trotting Association rules govern all races
 Nominations close September l, 1890.
 One half of entrance must accompany nomi- nations; balance paid September %.
 Four or more entries to fill; three or more to start.
 The Board of Directors reserve the right to hold entrance and start race with less num- Der or to declare races off when there are less than three to start also to trot heats Of any two races alternately, or to call special race be- tween heats, or to change the date of race. For a "walk-over" in any race horse is en- titled to it's own entrance fee and one-half of the entrance received from the other paid up entries of said race, but no added money
 A horse winning a race is entitled to first money only, except when distancing the field then to first and third money.
 Stakes divided into three moneys, 60 per cent to first 30 to second and 10 to third except III free all trot, 240 classes and 2yearold dash when third horse has entrance, 70 per cent oi balance to first horse and 30 per cent to second. Races commence at P. M. sharp each day. Blanks for entries can be obtained from tht Secretary.
 The Directors reserve the right to postpone races on account of bad weather.
 J. MCMILLAN, Secretary.
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19
AGENTS WANTED.

AG ENTS WA NTED. For Club rates or any other information write to the undersigned, stating your address clearly with State County, Street and number. More rapid mail delivery will be assured by your en- closing an envelope bearing your full address. MEXICAN INTERNATIONAL BANKING Co. City of JuareZ, Mexico.
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19
New York Mining Stocks.
Chicago Grain Market.

CHICAGO, September IS. Wheat opened l,Glac lower, advanced ii@3sc, and then a weak spell set in, caused by rumor of another failure in Boston, which was afterwards dened, Prices declined ll4c from this cause and the market was irregular, advancing li4G2c, then eased of some and closed a,c higher for Decem Der and SC higher for May than yesterday. Re ceipts, 4>J,0OO; shipments, 2l3,OtO,
 Rye-Firm at Gle.
 Barley-Firm at sue.
 Shoulders - Unchanged; Short clear g. sJg i S7ls. Short ribs, g. 3HG5 ij.
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19
THE MARKETS.

NEW YORK, September lS.-The stock mar ket today was qulet and irregular, with firm uudertone, and notwithstanding the bear pres sure displayed most prominently in grangerS, the impression made upon values was insignih- cant The market closed firm to strong, near the best prices of the day. Sugar is up 23l,
 Inc closing annLAlinms today were Ms follows.
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19

CHICAGO, September lS.-Cattle receipts, Y ,OOO, Big business, with natives at g. 0O Co j l7l2; second, Si 7O@gi %; third, Si UOG4 jO; common, g. OOG3 75; butchers stock, 20 to 25 cents lower, Sl 2Jg3 co; Texans and hangers, 25 Co 50 cents lower.
 Hogs Receipts, &},0OO; shipments, g)0O The market quotations were as follows, Packers, $l OOdi 10; common, s! lJll -j; mixed, Sl 3jd i GO; neayy and butcners' weights and light, St 6OUJl Sl.
 ep-Receipts, G,oO0; all sold; natives Si 01 @,l Sj; Western, Si l5 Texans, Si lj; lambs, g. ij.
 New York Metal Markets. NEW YORK, septemuerls,-Coppe Neglected. Lake, October, Sl6.tN.
 Lead Stesdy. Domestic, Sj CD. Tu-Nery strong. Strdists, S-3 n.
 San Francisco Market. SAN FRANCISCO, September lS.-Wheut firmer, Buyer season, Sl %. Buyer 20, Sl &Sl.. Barley-Nothing doing.
 COrn-Sl 3yal 3j.
 Silver bars $l l6Gl lGl2.
 Value of Mexican dollars today, 9l@J2c.
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19

Preferred Locals 20 cents per line first insertion, and cents per line each subsequent insertion.
 All Contracts and bills for advertising paya- hle monthly.
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19
THURSDAY, OCT. 16.
FRIDAY, OCT. r.

11.-Running. Free for sll; mile heats, 9 in B.
 Entrance, $25; added money, $l00. l2.-Trottng or Pacing. Free for all; mile heats,
 8 in .. Entrance, $50; added
 money, 800
 lS.-Running. 2-year-olds; 5s-mile and repeat.
 Entrance, $25; added money, s50
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19
London Money Market.
Chicago Live. stock Market.

LONDON, september lS- Bar silver, s 7-l6d per oz Discount, 2i2 per cent.
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19

would the pending unaob affect the Presidents ure; also speaking in opposition to the ment.
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19
THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN,.

The REPUBLICAN has double the circulation of any other daily newspaper In Arizona, and Is the only one issued every day in the year.
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19

,poon received the fol- |fpm General Miles,
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19

Money on call easy at &,dG per cent. Prime mercantile paper at 7G9c Sterling exchange, quiet and firm. Sixty day bills, SiSOla; demand, $LSpa. Rar silver Sl lG
Arizona republican., 1890-09-19
NOTICF.

Send rcmittances for tickets by ordinary letter containing Money Order issued by all Express Companies, New York Exchange, Bank Draft or Postal Note. Address all registered letters to
 MEXICAN INTERNATIONAL BANKING Co.
 City of JuareZ. Mexico
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-02

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ldhGften. @enn tuir ms iuicberIebel
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nuf uuo bolte ein Badet Sapier9eit
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bob uuo Tie ieineH beibea @efdbrter
reidte.
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G9t? fragte er. 9oppelte mo bret
fade @eiddfte iollit On nit mir niG
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idub teiuc 9irieu. Nterfe Dir bas
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mil, bin ib and oabei.
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uuO Nlian;ercien @etrdumt bait OIL
iagte Sincrneit psrbrieBli9 uuO 5o9 Den
59liiIiet Don Der Gniistte ab.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-02
: @ineunmaanetiiirbars


Observation-Disclosures
9aI6euubr hat Rosfopf cpnitruirt. Sie
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mein erbirmlibes Sanomerts5en9 nil
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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-10-02
(Sprtiesuus iulst.)

SrUmmer gSuni6. Sauss
fran su einem urmcn Stuoenten, Der
nn6 Der llniuerlitdt abreiit): r0ier,
uebmen sic bieicu S5aler, beuu man
bat mir .geia9t, ipeuu man cnem aru,eu
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(i9neu einfallcuo): %, sndoi9e Srau
t6uuten ii6 glei6 cine ganje StieSe
bauen!"
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liges Ding Wdre!?" ,Ra, troite Did
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toitIpieli9 - aber. -. man bat iie
auh hniitr lauae!"
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-07-04
Ventilation.

We have now come to the time of
year when we shall sit with our win
dows closed aud our doors also, saws
the Ladies World. and shall conse-
quently feel the loss of that pure air
which we have hitherto admitted
through open doors aud windows. Not
only shall we suffer his loss. but we
shall have 10 endure the untold evils
that accompany the warmth of stoves
and furnaces.
We can do much. however. to miti-
gate these evils by iudicious ventila-
tion of the houses. but it will require
some management and a little study to
accomplish this. The simplest method
of ventilating a room is by opening the
windows from the top aud putting it
up from the bottom, allowing the foul
warm air TO escape, and pure air to en-
ter. At open fireplace helps greatly
to keep the air pure. If the bedroom
windows are guarded by shades and
blinds one at least may remain open
all night. provided it does not subject
the sleeper to a draught. and the effect
will be highly beneficial. They should
most certainly be done in any apart
ment heated by a stove or furnace, as
carbonic-oNides escape from either as
ordinarily manufactured.
Air is sure to become unwholesome
whenever it stagnates long, so that the
best thing one can do is to make it cir
( culate, or ut least to set it in motion
outward from the room. and this can
be done. as we have said. by opening
the windows at the top aud bottom. If
windows and doors are opposite each
other, open both, if it is only for sixty
seconds, and let strong rush of cold
air come in; and this will drive the
heated foul air out.
On coming into the room after this
ventilation, no one with any sensibility
can fail to discover the healthful differ
enee between foulness and purity. This
simple act of ventilation should be per-
formed in every sleeping chamber
where lamps have been lighted and
people sitting before retiring. This
thorough air cleansing will be needed
in addition to opening the sashes and
leaving them thus with blinds closed
aud shades drawn tloVn
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-07-04
Winter on The Farm.

There are many home enjoyments to
he had in a family which are an agree
able change after the hurried labors of
the growing season, but eating pop
corn and apples, and warming the feet
and reading the rural papers viii salts
fy a more limited ambition than good
farmer should have. The isolated
farmer should realize that to his wife
and children the home and surround
ings he provides for them constitute the
world.
Because you are interested in one
book or subject you must not expect all
TO be- Consult taste and ages, and
provide a variety. We know some
good honest men who on account of
early training conscientiously think it
would be setting bad example and
violating their duty to their families to
play game of cards, yet these same
men will go to the country post-offices
every night and sit in an air blue with
tobacco smoke, and listen to vulgar
and profane stories by the hour, and
feel that their boys are all right if they
are only with them.
Go out evenings and visit your neigh
pors. It's unpleasant to come home
TO cold house, but it is not as bad as
4 scattered and dissatisfied family or a
clouded life, and lasts but a few min
utes before the 3SA- IS started. .-lAGss-
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-07-04
THE LUSCIOUS PERslMmoNs-
A Rich Autumn Fruit Now to BE Seen In
the Markets.

Persimmons are now at their height,
saws the Philadelphia Times, and may
be seen in the streets for sale, particu-
larly by the enterprising colored wo-
men from New Jersey. The persim-
mon, when fully ripe and touched by
early frosts, is a delicious fruit, with
peculiar, agreeable flavor; but when
green, or even half-ripe. there is moth
ing in the world worse for puckering
up the mouth, sometimes to an extent
positively painful. The persimmon is
at its best when it ''squashes" up into
jelly in handling or eating. The per-
simmon is about the size of an apricot
or plum, generally globe-shaped. al
though sometimes elongated like a
plum. When ripe the fruit has a
transparent, purplish bloom on the out
side, while within it is of rich flame
color, deeper than orange. 1t grows
on a large, handsome tree, scientifi-
cally known as the diospyros Virgin
lama. There is only one species known
in this country, and stands as the sole
representative here of the ebony fam
lily. Like the ebony. it has hard, black
wood.
As is so often the case with single
species in the United States, its near
est relative is found in Japan. The
Japanese persimmon is a smaller tree,
with larger fruit than the American.
A specimen of the Japanese may be
seen in Horticulture hall, in the west
park.
The name diospyros literally means
''pear of the gods" A tree of the
order of persimmon was known to the
ancients. 1t is believed that the lotus
eaters fed upon the fruit of such a
tree, differing however, from the COM
mon persimmons in having narcotic
properties. The lotus, however, was
something quite distinct. 1t was, in
fact. the nymphalia, allied to the we'll
/ known water lily.
The name, persimmon, is probably
7 of Indian origin. In some sections ol
4 the country the fruit is known as the
/ date-pIum-in fact, it does taste lit
( tie like dates. If ever the persimmor
was largely used in domestic economy
the fact is scarcely known to-day. The
tree is hardly common enough to be
depended upon for any abundant sup
plies. According to the old nursery
4 rhyme, however, it might seem tina
persimmons had place in the festivi
ties of the winter season. The rhyme
I is as follows:
"Punkin pie. 'simmon beer,
Christmas comes but cage year.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-07-04
The Horse.Haired "snake.r

The ''horse-hairn snake is a common
source of error. The creature that
is usually called by that name origin
ates and has life history as follows:
A small flesh-colored mite is in water.
1t changes to purplish lead color and
comes to the top of the water. where it
sports for a time, and when looking
across water of a still evening, especial
ly if looking toward the setting sun.
one can see masses of these tiny Great
ures that look like smoke on the water.
When they reach this stage of develop
ment they leave the water and get out
on the leaves and grass. Here, as OPP
portunity offers. they attach them
selves to the feet of large insects
especially of grasshoppers. katydids.
etc. The legs of these insects being
hollow they crawl up them, where they
grow till they fill the legs and some
times the cavities of the bodies of these
large insects.
This accounts for the fat, clumsy
condition of many of these insects
After rain in which the insects drown
the fuli-hedged ''horse-hair snakes
come forth to delight the small boy
and to interest the student of nature.
after which they lay eggs in the water,
if it does not dry up too soon, and
curl around them for time, and about
the time the eggs hatch into the little
/ fiesh-eolored mites first described tbs
snakes die.
South African farmers are greatI,
annoyed by baboons. The animals xii
their sheep. rob their bee-hives, anS
/ tear down fruit trees.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-07-04
$500 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE.
Buying a Corner Lot.

Pittsburg is enjoying a boom in real
estate just now. and the competition
for choice lots runs high
Mr.. BiIgns owned lot on the cor
ner of Fifth avenue and Madison .
week or two ago. but he does not own
it now. This is how he happened TO
part with it:
Two men walked into his Office ona
afternoon aud one of them said:
MIR. Bilgus, believer
s.Yes, sir.''
Il understand you want to sell that
lot on the corner of Fifth avenue and
Madison. What will you take for it?r
Il don't know that / am anxious to
sell that lot said Bilgus: ..still I
might if could get what it is worth. -
Well. what Is your price?"
That property IS worth every cent
of $50 600. and don't know but what
| ought to ask So. Do you want
to tuy?''
-sOh. no." replied BiIgus's visitor,
taking memorandum book out of his
pocket and putting down some figures
My name is Gerrish; I'm the new as
SCISSOR for that district. and I merely
wanted to get at the value of your
property.
Lii u- c9ttllt-4 u >iCkAE EDTE 0I SEuftG-
Il was os4 in fun, = he said. present.
~ Il don { suppose I could get more
than SIS. 600 for the lot If I had to sell
it, and the man who would offer me
$50, GOO would be snapped up so quick
ly it would make his head swim
The assessor smiled just little, but
went on making memoranda
Say exclaimed BiIgus, jumping
up, don't put that lot down at more
than $1S.000- I'll take that for It. pom
my honor. / WILL
VERY well.n said the assessor, .TH
take it for that Here's a certified
check for $500 10 bind the bargain
BiIgus was speechless now
Il thought You were the assessor, .
he gasped presently.
..Well. can't an assessor buy proper
typ"
Bilgus kicked like dozen mules. but
it was no go. Mr. Gerrish had his
witness to prove that BiIgus had Of
fered the lot for SIS. 600. and rather
than defend against a threatened law
suit the unhappy man made out the
deed
The real estate was worth $25. 600
easily; but | am sorry to saw that Mr..
Gerrish told an untruth when be said
he was the new assessor.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-07-04
N. OREGON. FRIDAY. July. 4. 1890.
a Bit of History.

Ex-Sergeant Henry P. NJ. Horn. Of the
Third New York Cavalry In the Onion
Army, now residing at 2646 Emerald
street, told how the editor of the New
berry IS CD Herald and Jefferson
Davis came into the Union prisoners,
camp at that place and gave them the
news of the murder of Abraham Linz
coin.
They halted at Newberrv. s. c.. the
prisoners beng encamped in woods
near the town. They had been there
two days. when one afternoon Jeffer-
son Davis. accompanied by tall old
man with long gray beard, came into
camp. The prisoners were assembled
around their visitors. and the tall man
addressed them. saying;
Men, have some very sad news TO
impart to you. j am the editor and
proprietor of the Newberry Herald.
You see Wonder Confederate flag dis
played Mt half-mast over the Herald
Building. That is because Abraham
Lincoln is dead. He has been MUIR
dered by dastardly assassin. / have
received the news by telegraph and
have it printed in the Herald. of which
will give You each copy
He then narrated in graphic lam
guage the story of the murder so far as
il had been received. Then resuming
he said: Il am very sorry that such a
terrible event has occurred. 1t is
dreadful TO think that such iire-eater
as Andrew johnson should now be-
come President of the United States.
for it is idle to deny that the South
must capitulate; that he should occupy
the chair of Washington.
jefferson Davis then said: Il am
sorry Lincoln was not spared TO serve
his second term. Ii would have been
better for the South. as he was a
lenient man, and the accession of Mr..
johnson is n great disaster TO both
North and South.n
After some other remarks the editor
repeated. lit would have been far
better for the South if Lincoln had
hved''
Mr.. Horn gives the language as he
remembers it of each of the men who
impaired the news of the assassination,
and it made deep impression upon
him. The prisoners wept when they
I heard the mournful Intelligence. =
Philadelphia Press.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-07-04
Children That Tease.

1t Is q misfortune TO a child to sup
pose that teasing is essential to his
gaining point that he ought to gain.
A result of such a view in his mind is
that he looks not TO his parents wisdom
and judgment, but to his own positive
ness and persistency as the guide of mis-
action in any mooted case of personal
conduct; not to principles which are
disclosed to him BY one who IS in au-
thority, but to impulses which are who'll
ly in his own BOSOM
Such view IS inimica1 to all wise
methods of thinking and doing on a
child's part And it is even more OF
misfortune TO the parent than TO the
child for child to have the idea that
the parents decision is result OF the
child's teasing. rather than that of the
parents understanding OF what Is right
and best in given case.
No parent can have the truest re-
speet OF a child while the child knows
that he can tease that parent into COM
pliance with the ehild's request con-
trary to the parents real or supposed
conviction For the childss sake. there
fore. and also for the parents. every
child ought 10 be trained not TO tease,
and not 10 expect any possible advant-
age from teasing. - Sunday School
Times.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-07-04
She Was VigiIant.

A county treasurer in Nebraska went
away from home leaving $3.50 in the
house. He told his wife to look out for
robbers. She borrowed a gun, sat up
until midnight, aud then shot man
who was trying window. After her
shot she heard her husband call out,
and then found he was the chap she
drew bead on. He is trying to make
it all clear to the papers, but his wife
carries a look of surprise aud says
uothinr.- Detroit Free Press.
The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-07-04
He Only wanted Molly.

"Can IL have a word with you in
privatePn stammered the young man.
as he stood at the door of the private
Office
Come in!' replied the head of the
firm. Now, what is it?''
.You-you are aware OF the fact that
IL
THAT you have been with this house
for four years. Yes. sir. am aware
of the fact Want to leaye?n
s.Oh. no.
Didn't know but You had had bet
ter offer. If so. you can CO.
That's not it, sir"
oh, it isn't. Want an increase OF
salary. do you? Well, You won't GET
it. We are now paying you all you
are worth and a little more
1T isn't that, sir"
1T isn't! Then what are you driv-
ing ats"
Il want your daughter Molly"
.sHumphi That's different Go and
take her and be-hanged TO you'll /
thought you were fishing for raise ei
salaryr'-Detroit Free Press
4 Plague of Monkeys
A plague of monkeys afi1icts Tanjore.
in southern India The creatures do
SO much mischief that an official
monkey-catcher receives . rupee for
| each monkey captured