Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1886-1890, 1890-01-07
SUNFLOWER SEADOWINGS.
Seeds, Slips. scions. Sprouts. Shoots and Silver

Seeds Slips, Scions. Sprouts. Shoots and SiiY.rs
Where is Hirman? Is he keeping Nc
Ginty company.
Topeka has policeman named Strauss,
but ne doesn't waltz.
There is many a more popular place to
give banquets than Leayenworth, Kansas.
Mrs Sarah A. Brown has succeeded Mrs.
Dudley Haskell as matron at Indian school
at Lawrence.
The Washington Post thinks that as
January came in like a lion il will go out
like dandellon.
Topeka Journal: Patti only sings for
81, 000-every note is worth a dollar and
half notes fifty cents.
A bank has been organized at Barnard.
1t is called the State Bank OF Barnard, and
has capital of $4,000.
There are some men who would be will
ing to be a pig, if they could demand
death at the hands of the president.
Newton has society called the How
Do You Like It," The password is said to
be "Straight."-El Dorado Republican.
Atchison Globe: If you groan when you
are sick, you are not brave, and ii yon
don't groan, no one knows you are sick.
Talmage makes his pen pay. He gets
$1,000 year for writing monthly article
for the Home Journal, of Philadelphia.
The Lawrence Journal publishes two IN
fiuenza organisms that look very much
like two Strawberries that had been out all
night.
Every body points with pride to Webb
Wilder except that Milestone j. Rats,
which always points 10 the senate but
never gets there.
The Marion Record comes and stands
by the last leg islature. After this feat
we may expect the Record to try to swal-
low prussic acid.
unknown to the ancients." The same
thing would, perhaps, be said of eggs if
they didn't hatch. Fallacious historyl
Browning will in Westminster abbey
rest between Chaucer and CONVEY. In
such illustrious company he ought to
sleep well, even If the pair have cold feet
as the alcohol furnished at the Kansas
drug stores dementhylated?" asks the
Louisville Courier-J ournal. No, but it is
the next thing to it in the dictionary, de-
mentation.
The Topeka Journal says the car is so
frightened since the latest attempt on his
life that he Will not allow an Edam cheese
to be brought on the table for fear that 1t
IlluS SApIOuc.
Topeka gains thirty men by the change
of the headquarters of the Santa Fe from
Chicago. Topeka is using all its resources
in an attempt to stand by Congressman
kelly's 60,000.
There is an article in the paper headed,
"a Story about Pigs" and great many
people are catching themselves looking at
the bottom to see if their name is among
those present"
"The Angelus" is watched night and
day in the hall where it hangs in New
York by a man whose duty it is, on an
alarm of fire, to take the costly painting
under his arm and make for the street.
Senator Plumb is quartered for the win
ter at Vice President Morton's new hotel,
The Shoreham," at Washington. Plumb
is ostensibly emulatipg CBsar's wife, in
to be considered 'above suspi-
cion.'
The Philadelphia Inquirer observes that
If the ''if' were taken out of life we would
ington, where roller rink has just been
opened, are thinking desperately Of dis
posing of that. too.
The oldest son of Doc Ha rrison met with
a painful accident last Monday while out
hunting on the Arkansas river. 1t seems
hat the young man was Withdrawing a
charge of shot from one barrel Of his gun
and by some means the other barrel was
blowing three fingers Off his
left hand. The accident was very pain /
ful one and Will cripple the young man |
.er life-Colwich Courier.