The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-27

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dental roons IN IN city thsy have perro
VIC greatly esstsz Il tas work OF sxtrscz-
ing tes-h- Tie pzrrot's rsne Is '+C@1a-
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te.Egsnce beng so1sthing uzrTeio1s Or.
Weller, who mas cEzrge Of TIE TOOLS, - IS
Ee would n0t part With the bird for any
nOnsy. And 10 Eonder: tie parrot brings
grist 70 his mil Tie bird DOES its work
this way:
4 man cones 20 have his tooth pulled
He gs,E into the chair and then bis courage
falls hin He tells the DENTS. that the pain
has gone away and tbst be Will postpone
the operation until ne next day. In nina
czsss out Of ten tas dentiss IS unable 20 per-
slzde the pstient that il viii De 70 MS bodily
comfort 70 have re mClsr extracted. Then.
when the man z Is up ous Of his chair the
parrot, who has been watching aim all tce
time. takes him Ia shargs
80, coward yells the parrot; 'tyou
haven't the rerve q q chicken
The man toJEs around IN CONSERVATION.
The parrot is partly hidden in his big cage
bshiod 9 scree1. The man with the tooth
ache turns around 70 tas knight OF the for
ceps and inquiries.
''WEst remarks we're these you iuss
nader
81 said nothing replies the dentist; 'Tt
was the parrot who was speaking"
The gentleman was then introduced to
the parrot. 4 pleasing conversation en-
SUES:
Mica morning, says the parrot; tooth
pullsdf No! Yo1 better: you catch cold
when you 20 out; better have il out and be
done with it; lots people had teeth pulled
this morning"
The man with tie toothache il so dunn
fOunded over ths parrots talk that he
hardly knows wat way TO turn for the
time icing. Then the parrot urges him on
again. saying:
$50 On, 1t viii only take a minute; the
doctor is waiting for yoa."
This IL too fnwcn for the man. He goes
back TO the chair and has the tooth removed
TBen the parrot jumps all around his cage
and says: 20, amt / happy; 1 feel 90
happy with my big tooth out.' That
parrot" says the dentist. can talk any
body into getting tooth pulled. We had
farmer In the other day. He wanted all
his teeth taken out and a new set made.
We wanted him to take gas. The old man
said: We'll now, by gosh, / don't know
about that Iof.e1 heard Of people blow
ing out gas and then dying; don't think
Will risk IL Good boy shouted the par
rot; sensible man; don't you take gas; just
SIT down there and pulling your teeth
will be just as easy as nusking corn.
When the farmer looked around and
saw the parrot he said: We'll, 1
declare; why that bird talked like a
man. | guess III take his advice and let you
crack away at my chewers.' There was nc
trouble in pulling the old mans first two
teeth, but when the third one came he
jumped Two feet in the chair. That was a
nerve clincher,' said the parrot. 1t won't
happen again; just keep nice aud quiet now
and SOON your teeth will be out. Tnis sooth-
ing advice had a calming effect on the
farmer, and he sank back into the chair
perfectly satisfied with what had taken
place and what was TO come. When the job
was through the parrot said: well done
there isn't one man in a thousand who
could 90 through such an ordeal; you must
have wonderful cons itutionF The farmer
smiled and said he guessed he had'n