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St. Landry democrat., 1890-08-23

Soc advertisement Of races in this
issue.
St. Landry democrat., 1890-08-23
yUDsCsss aEyERTEaEMEN

JUDICIAL AEVERTgaEEENT
MERaFF'S SALE.
". C. FLOWER
vs..
A. G. PREJEAN.
No. 1929.
DISTRICT COURT, PARISH OF ST LANDRY
STATE Of LOUISIANA.
W. c. FLOWER
-.
A. C. PkEIEAN,
No, I44I7.
DISTRICT COURT, fARloh OF ST. LANDRY
STALE OF LOUISIANA,
". c. FLOWER
vs..
A. c. PkEJEAN.
No. 1927
DISTRICT COURT, PARISH OF ST. LANDRY
STATE OF LOUISIANA
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14
FOR Christmas Presents! GO TO
FOOT RESTS,
$3.50.
Fancy Willow Baskets
AT 56c, 65o. ST.
and ST.. .25.

We have the Largest Assortment of Fancy and
Willow Rockers at lower prices than
ever shown by us before.
Bisdue Figures, Vases, 0dor Jars Bone Plates,
Tea Cups and Saucers. Water Sets.
Large Variety. All prices.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14

size L Whispered, --Do Iney aIways an
nounce the notices here IN LatinY' To
my great surprise he replied: He was
speaking English Do you not under
stand English?'
Certainly TO the men who surrounded
this blind reader his words were music,
for again and again, after what seemed
to be an impressive rendering Of favor
lite passage, they would shout in delight,
"Allahl Allahl"
Our ladies' finally descended from those
mysterious upper chambers where the
brides were hidden, Of whose existence
we were only made acquainted by the
bursts of laughter which occasionally
foated down to Us.
could not help wondering If the two
youths who were being married had
really never even taken q sly peep at
their brides. Our ladies were willing TO
answer this and many other questions,
for they had been able to get quite a
confidential chat, not with the brides. in
deed-for they were forced by Egyptian
etiquette to sit silently with their hands
clasped and their eyes modestly cast
down-but with the bridegroom sister,
whom they found TO be a most intelli-
gent and charming young lady.
She frankly acknowledged the advan-
tage which the young brides possessed
in having seen their future husbands
while they themselves were unseen, bat
seemed to think that her mother and
herself were quite competent to pick
out wives for the youths. 81 hope your
brother viii appreciate your selection. 5"
one OF our ladies remarked. TO which
the sister returned the naive answer;
Il hope SO, too. We viii know IN the
morningr What a scene must always
be expected by the matchmaking man
ma, who has selected q hoIaely wife for
her son, especially if he had paid down
ESQ for her, as each Of theee young men
had donel
II would require a lady's pen 10 de-
scribe the toilets 10 be seen IN that mys-
ferrous upper room. Our imaginatlons
are quite bewitched by the report
brought rs from that hidden paradise.
The two brides. however. were the cen
ter Of sli admiTing eyes, the Younger be
ing elegantly bat simply dressed in a
robe CT white satin trimmed with gold,
and the elder magnihcently atsared in a
wine colorod, gold embToideTed satin
gown, wearing SPon her he'd golden
crown sparkling with Jewels
May the futzre hves of tbeeo descend
ants Of Cleopatra BE- as hesutifsl as their
eyes and Their weTdrobcsi
CAnrx1g N. CoBKsx.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14

nan a. devoted so e. He must have
made a great study q the article. bus
having made fortune In ia usnufac-
turs think he should limit his present
acquNntancs With it 90 that required
for personal toilet purpose
After this Mrs Deisro resaosd her
fancy work which she continued antil
she leaned back In hsrchair and listened
se Der daarh ser's voice II the room
across the hail until she almost fell
asleep under iss sweet iassence. "A
for Mr. Wilcox. ne raad his paper Until
he TOO sucsambed - tie benign iniu-
snoe Of tie sweet strains 81 vocal music
Armids al this time had been alter.
,atafv eonFarsing with and teaching
raqsns in blissfui igneransa that shs
- the cause o. 50 much concern 20 her
-esha- and seIfsrpoi oiatsd guardian. Is
"a ,avar once occurred - hsr Innocent
t..s,s nat har Intercourse with the
.r,-s-,s voaaz Frenchmaa possessed even
49,, .rfyhs.ss slemeas ~ danger - her
80 - .,v ore else concerned Yet
mar ,1sasars IN Ais society vss of a most
rs1rins nature
T,.aigbt thsrs bad aos been nuch
81 F.- t--sssa Sas n Too rsr =
49, and she sntertsiaed kuTeae IN
80 .hs 4ausa naraer AZ n he were a
49,. sd lover Who bad sever known
wsst tt ~as - rsar an apron or rel a
ta--al ~ sax.r TIE ysaag Troeer ~as
A Al scstacT et &sirht sns alncst rev
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14
Cheap Lands and Homes IN Kentucky. Ten
nessee. Alabama.
KIgs-st - - 90

Nlssss00' afC l0ISI5H7.
on the nne 81 the orEfN CRESCENT
ROUTE can te found fplcnd bottom. Upiau0
timber ard stock lands Also the finest fro
and mineral iaa1s ca the Continent. ior sale
on favorable terms
FARMERS Wiih ai t.y getting rci . home
fn The -unuy SOUTH where 5Hf7srus and iee
clad J. ais. are unknown. ouiy inf ifnln Ga
tanoega Teen. hew England CITY. inrt farne
and Affaiia Ala. Meridian. Kiss. arrad ia.
Shreveport u. Parties ae' rinr informal lon
sites. mineral. fimbffs grf1lnr and agnnHl
furai lands. can ottsIn reliable IElnfmtflon
wifh county nFpe hs addressing A ~ fn-
WARDS General Passenger and Ticket agent
Queen & Crescent Route liuc.anatl. Nhia
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14

Simply appiv TswsYvv oTSTwf'yr. -
~ internal medicine required. tarse
letter, seEenas. Itch. a. erspf pfrons on tae
face. hsncs. r5se. ETC. leaving The * q
clear. N1te and healthy. tts CREST
heahag and curative powers are POS
sessed ny 70 ether remedy. Asa yogr
druggists Ter SwAVxx 0ISrazzST.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14
Compare These
Prizes
mn What Hon Are
Payzngi

We have been the leaders in low
prices for the last fifteen years
The present prices on meats arc the
same as we have sold during the fail
and winter for several years lone or
two years even cheaper than now. 3 nd
We viii always sell at the same rate OF
profit.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14


e
Mr. MENTIONED sLuGLR what's happened let
III and let
MR. TALKEAsY Well fogve Old
hitting did and said ia
Do not fail to Of those pretty presenting
to all who call at our store before Christmas
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14

Whst = mere attractive thar pretty
face Witn a fresh, bright complexionl
Fer C use PoEzonn Powder.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14
GROCERY DEPARTMENT

We wish n call the attention q hotel
and boarding house keepers to our
large variety q supplies for Their use.
We are probably the best prepared 20
fnrnish You t8an any houss N Western
Michigan.
GIVE us = call and Jet "a show vou
what we can Dc.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14

Made BY Valley Csv Mining Co.. Grand
Rapids, s a family fsvorte. Try il.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14
HEALTH IS WEALTH

Ia p e Nrsf-F Nfsrf sfn Brfrr 1psfr-
N1eI. r8srar ffea arfe.Hf ivf q Fsffr.a 8 y. ~
Hets EouTIisions lts terrEuF hfEralE 81.
HfafaFne trrF4us pfostrsftrH ~ Hsfl iIr fna
Use "a a'cohei ~ totasca. aFffn ness Mental
Depression ~1ftrH ~ ~ the bfein recruiting
fn rsarlf9 anf leading - airerf. dnF8E end
ac>tt. ifI ustnre lie trf EarIfr s=fss. ifasT
- Poser ga flfbsf 81. InFeiull lltsfx I.osefe ar1
hfefIns sfnff haea eanaff 81 effTff frtlo1 nf The
bra a. ~ fsi.iisf ~ ever liIf atttfff. l.aff bNr
contains ere frafIff' treatment ti.N Hnr
0f ST boxes tef 19. ssnf i'y inaii frspsio on
rreeiEf 81 Friss.
VIZ GIARANTEE sIK BoKEs
To ere ans ease. Vita eerf crdef reee.r rec
o. us ftf sf bfEes aee0mgarier ~ ff.f. Tr
~ sef1 fiss rHrfhaatf ore written guarantee
e. fHfHrt rhe rIDn-f g fte treatment 9es bst
eject cure. ttfararreee tesufd rn'F -
WHITE a WHITE,
Nortor Donsf fharmaey sais Agents
81 Monroe street. fsrsud Rapids. Mich.
crEv ALI NJGET
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14
TEA AND COFFEE
DEPARTMENT.

l 10 best Japan Tea in the market.
warranted perfectly satisfactory IN
every respect, OT........................ soc
10 good Japan Tea.......................-25c
los good japan Dust. ..............2s)
lO NO lss5C
ID good Coiie, cur own grinding .l5c
We only'ask a trial Of these goods.
and viii cheeffully return money II not
perfectly satisfied with the purchase.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27
kEMMLER'S BURIAL.
0ruesoze Midnight Scone In the Convict
Graveyard at Auburn.

Yard at Auburn.
That portion of Fort Hill Cemetery
IN Auburn which faces the poorest and
most desoiate part OF the city is known
as the ''convicts' burying ground" says
.he New York sun. Nothing divides IL
from the costly .rombs and towering
headstones of marble that mark the
space devoted to the righteous dead
save limo of ragged, sickly grass that
tells where the lswn-nowers stop. Tho
entrance 70 the Gods Acre Of the con-
vict dead Is on side street, and Is
guarded by a pretty cottage in which
lives grave-digger and his wife.
Tho mystery attending the burial OF
William Ksmmler was only second to
the mystery surrounding the prepsrs-
tions for his death. IL will be remem-
bered that be was tortured 70 death by
electricity early on the morning Of Au-
gust 8. and thas q few hours later the
knives OF tho surgeons were busy cut
ting the bOd- 20 pieces There was
sorne doubt concerning the section Of
law relating - the burial Of the body,
and when he watchers about the prison
on Tho night following the execution
saw no sign Of any funeral il was gem
orally believed that the body had been
covered with quick-lime and buried be
meath one of the darstones OF the
prison yard. Late IN tho after
noon Of the next day the grave-
digger in charge of The convict burT-
ing ground received orders 70 hare
grave ready for body At ten O'Clock
thst night The grave was dug. and
when Ten o'clock came without bringing
the expected body. The grave digger
turned she light down lor in the SIT
ring-roon q his cottage and went -
sleep IN bis working clothes. His wifs
lay on bed in front ~ = window keep
inE watcb on she stceet. 50 that see
night wake her Husband when the bod
arrived
Meantime rsea IN charge - what vas
lefe az the dead muriersrs bodv hs3
placed it IN an express esron al pss3
o'clock. ard had driven cut ofthe prison
gate. There vas = snos % uen on ths
sidewalk who Immediately showed
signs Of exciseroens " aen the wa-on sp-
vesred- If was Instantly decided thss
th~ss rsen rere reporters. arf fss
8rive- ~ tbe wagon. in sccor5snce svi-
SeusiT ~ith tha oriers ~ Wardsu Durs-
e1n - Glade rhs newspaper men. drove
aronnd she beck sn6 theu hsck into tas
Frison yzr3 No ether ztteupt VA
raa8e - Dispose ~ tbe bo5r antil
eleven oclocs rhs1 the exuress ~s-Ya
+ sEsin carls ratliinz out. bas aga thers
were nen ~ tae si6e~ak = who seemed
. Interested II - wrreuents a1d orce
sQain ths ws-on was driven tsck int1
F the rarl. ard the hiE rates closed on IS
+ NJ other eTo-t vas made - kerr the
. h.ig 11U micrht. vhe1 rhe paTea
cane dashinS eas a. t1oaxh tEe sr.ee:
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27

s-s rlxht Aers an III 80 cut an hep
wife xit bite 70 eat far yoa.r
Tho old fellow went ous and after \
While cane back and announced that
supper wzs ready There vas nothing
On he table bus corn bread. rancid
bacon aud aingy looking coffee without
sugar Jest hep yo'sef edge"
Thank ron. I'll DO 50. the iurist rs-
ioined. reaching over ard lifting piece
~ baccr On his plate; but the moment
he bad tasted is. be began 20 look abous
Tor some place 20 spit The baeca bad
been fried 10 whiskT. lie took bite of
bread ard frownsd. The meai bad seen
made I'D with liquor. ue sook sval-
low - coTee. ard sarr-d Every saing
Vas favored with whisky
'.Tas.~ said The cid fellow. 'sone
f-Iks nout not IKE cur simple ssTle cf
fivfn'. brs never rouid pnt Sd with
f-Fls S0na fsixs Ike pound cake IN
a. hat sort az stu-. but rs An Via
h-~s sff 5 --r ~ ssr-atfor ~ s1eak o.
81 - fsst - alrnr n CO.. own waT a
krc-fn' ail The tln1a thst some feiss
r~en. eristrcs-e nz bus feelfn' ,hat when
v-es~e give sii we've got is the eest -
can 8., an hsplr tnas nooc67 won ;
-.sks I'm ~ ss. Ear wife here is pcver-
gul easv seche5. VIZ. zen ant gct
socrrh. have vce. 7>aTe
YES. thank zen. Nasnt haag~T
snvwaF
wat Asa here tAat v-n vael3 eat
sss~tr. frr vben a a,sn Has heea cut n
she ees her. * y he 1rTa -er prop p p ?
system ~tth = ittffe suthia' - eaA 20
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27

-usA -s a.. s4sAiz' lsesls gs' - -
1kla
-.Ezl szks = zlAss - .sssz. 4 yoa
pls4ss. s4id s1e Isaxs
.Fs41eezIF wslee4s - II assoc yea
Aos1ex fssA Eas ,e1xs : geaa 81
~@tsr So1s folks as4s aos ltze egr
ssyls e s4zsr. bas ia tie Lsst tar :
ca kse pl4ee. al ss isst - 21ssx a.
ueser ooa eI4ia uoes sFe1 t1oase -
kno~ tai sozas felks hxs osstex sassF
p..a ~e h4xa Drlnk Ae-rss ssdge.-
TIE IsdSe tosk siP q tAs ~sssE
al x4Tzsa 4gAla- -" > <st aFtax h
d0wu. jedg~. far resrs slensy ~ Il
tas spriag. a. l. .in't nzo'E E-lls tEasa
here"
Il have pleaty. thank yea"
AL. aos YoQ ssn't 1engry nax try
ssth=z. kst some fofks = 11reEenL trca
othsrs Nos. I've got psssrful Ape
tts an dFlnk zood tsAl Ct saser, BIT
As / szid lssI nS~ sone folks IS oee
wsy al sotne another. Wall gel 80
IA ths other room
III yoa have 40 objections. | should
Ike - lie down, said ths iurisL
AL right Mother. Gx ths bed ap-
stairs fur The iedge
The Judge climbed a ladder into =
lott. and the frst thing he recognized
wzs . strong oaor 0f whisky. They lad
actually &Ampsaed the sheets With the
stad; but heiHg ured. the Judge soon
fell asleep tie Wa awakened vita a
choking sensation A stream ot ~hisk ,
was pouring into his face Was 1t POS
sible that ths clouds were fall Of IL! he
erawied undsr the bed and whils lying
there eonld hear the liquor p@Etering on
the pillow just over his head.
This heats any thing / ever saw,
the guest mnsed. and it viii % : mercy
II an not drowned Ia the stuff before
morning"
IL was = mlserabiy long night, but she
Judge worried thFough IL az last Early
at morning the old fellow raped or
the ladder and called out Come, gi'
up - breakfast jedgel We amt got
nuthln' SO powerful enucin'. as the
feller lowed when hs eat the polecat
but sieh as ws have Is Is free as water.
Come rlsh: on, now, fur the con bread
Is a-smokin' like q tar-kiln--
The meal was an exact reproduction
OF the supper, and every thing wa'
/ favored with whisky. 'Whut ain
you goin' TO eat nuthin, Wall, it's les
As lowed last night Some folks Il
different frum others Have q gou'C
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27

pa may set down ef you want co Won't
cost no more than 20 stand
Il want to come IA ont OF this terrible
rain. bare I~st M way, and am COM
pslled 20 sex shelter. l have been
fishing, and nay horse has run away from
me"
What sort OF boss is he?"
''GrAcioas. alive. man! this Is no time
60 talk about horses.
wall. thsn, whut did you mention
htra furP | want sayin' nuthin' about
. hoss till you fotch up the subject"
Well. we'll les that AL go The
question is, can you give ne shelter
from this storm
Would like 20 'oommerdste you, but
j ain't got but one shelter an / need
that powerful"
Look hero
"No use 10 look. Too dark so see any
thing"
"Yor are the most aggravating man
ever saw"
You ain't seed ne yit-"
"You surely don't know WHO Am"
"Msbby not an mebby you don't
know who | an"
MY friend. said ths belated man. 90
an Judge McGraw. and / preside Owe
the United States Court At Nash Vile.
IVY. jedge, I'm powerful glad x
know you. Come right IN"
The iurist entered the house. The
old fellow slapped yellow dog out o
the way. emptied cat out of chair
and bade the Judge sit down Then h'
called bis vito and declared that the
distinguished guest must havo some
rhing 20 eat
This il the hrst time that I eve
used my oGicial position for a selfsi
purpose said the Judge. holding hi
hands over the blaze. But I thinl
sAat In excusable on this occasion"
"Tiboy shore, an Jest make 20 Sc
at home. but lemme tell you that on
way OF livin' nout not suit you"
''Don't mention IL nv friend
should Be indeed an migrate II I shoulS
Ind fault with your hospitality; an,
nov let me request that you do not pu
yourself 70 any trouble on my account
Mot tall. edge; not a tall Yo'
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27
SKINS ON FIRE
With Itching. burning, Bleeding, Ecze-
mas Instantly Relieved by
Cuticura Remedies

Our little son will be four years OF age on the
2ith last. In May. 1888. he was attacked with
a very painful brezkln. out OF the skin. We
called in a physician, who treated him for
about four weeks. The child received little or
no good from the treatment. as the breaking
out. supposed by the phyS clan to DE hives in
an aggregated form. becdme larger In biOtches
and more and more distressing. We were fire.
eusntly obliged 10 get Up 10 the night and rub
him with soda In water strong linlments. etc.
Finally we called other PHYSICIANS. until no
less than six had attempted 20 cure him. all
alike failing. and the child steadily getting
worse and worse. until about the 2)th Il last
July. when we began 70 give hin CUTI URA RI
SOLVENT internally. and the CUTICUEA and
CrTcuaA soar externally. aud by tle last OF
} uEusr he was so nearly well that we gave
him cnly one dose OF the r. soJvENr about ey-
cry second DAY for about ten days longer. and
he has never been trOusled suce with the h0r
I'd malady. In All We used les than one-halt
n bottle of CUTICuFA Rgs0LyEyT. a little less
than enc box OF CUuCCRA, and only one cake
Of CuuCUBA Soar. II. x. RYAN.
Cavuca. Livingston Co.. H.
Subscribed and sworn 20 before ne, this
fourth day Of January. 1857.
c. y. coz. Up.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27

Some remarkable cures of deafness
are recorded of DR.. Thomas Electric
Oil. Never fails to cure earache.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27

CATARRH. This dreadful disease,
only a slight congestion of the mucous
membrane of tine nose at first, increases
with each cold until it spreads through
out the whole mucous system. affecting
the throat, ears, bronchial tubes, stom-
ach, ETC., causing deafness, lung dis
eases, dyspepsia and many other DIS
tressing and dangerous complaints A
full account of your present condition
and the treatment you require, will be
given you free of charge Ivy DR.. 5. Clay
Todd, 43 Monroe-st., Room 4, Grand
Rapids, Mich.
If YOU are nervous, restless, irritable,
sleepless or wake after horrid dreams,
tired mornings, with 4 dull headache,
bad taste in the mouth, sometimes dis
charges, and go about your employ
ment without life, energy and ambition,
desire to be alone, gloomy foTcbOdings,
q disposition 10 worry and fret about
trouble ahead that never comes, spells
of feeling afraid or uncertain, some
times low spirits, you are suffering from
nervous debility and exhaustion of
nerve power, which may end IN utter
prostraton, insanity and death.
If you have great sense OF weakness
and weariness. with tired limbs, numb
ness, trembling, prickly sensations, cold
feet and legs, you are advancing TO that
! most serious disease, paralysis.
If your head aches, feels numb and
tired, with strange sensations. loss OF
memory, and you think with difficulty,
or you are sleepless at night, with drow-
siness and dullness during the day, the
nerve and brain fatigue may soon run
into insanity or death.
IT YOU have any OF these feelings do
not neglect them or they Will end M par
aiysis, insanity, prostrat.on or death.
As YOU value your life do not neglect
| these warnings. Time and experience
| have shown, and hundreds OF startling
and marvellous cures have proved, that
| these diseases are perfectly and com.
pletely cured by Or. $. Clay Todd. No.
! 43 MCnroe-st.. room 4. Grand Rapids.
Under the use of Dr. :. Clay Todd.
remarkable remedies. all these symp.
toms yield as If by magic, and strength
/ of nerves. vig0r of brain. vitality o..
/ blood and health Of body arc sooa re-
I stored.
uis remedies arc purely vegetable
/ and harmless. aud can only bc ObsaIncd
/ at his Office.
DR.. TODD compounds bis prcaoip
/ tons before each patsentln his easce.
/ Cstsrrh, deafness, rheunai snl. ncr.
| vous debility. impotence and ali ois
I eases resulting from early md iscreii0n
and excesses Of manhood. sll diseases oI
I the urinary organs. partial para YES
/ varic0ceile, ruptnTts. tUmors, scroi1la
/ old sores, dropsy, SKIN tiseascs, livei
/ and kidney comp aints. heart Diseases
/ shortness ct breath, hack Of head
! small of back, ETC.. including al fems 2
/ complaints and chrome diseases cures
quickly afd permanently.
DR TopU'~ Office e 81 ~ Monroe S.
room 4. Grand Bsps8s. Aoh
fIs medicines szrCe with she stomach
and you can est anything Eo3 choose
He sT1 BIS Office irow Nin tae mora
ing untii .n tee ertnnE, every dai
lnt Sundays.
/ Gall. everybody. Afrcndiy talk VI
cost vfu nothing.
LoN Charges RAPID Cures
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27

1hsy opsa oafss GA ksersiss ~as Help
FA,1asSlsss lAsisaiy.


fhs11s<isss l4slslaiy.
II want you . looK a. that bottle.-
SD druggist 70 Doylestown Pa
Democrat reporter s1s ether day fne
bossls held up for inspection contained
= h&lf-pint Of olive oil-its tai capacity
and had been manufactured With al
unusually narrow neck, measuring, per-
Azps. fo4r inches ia lengsh.
What's the matter with it?@ asked the
customer,
There's nothing the matter with tho
bottle. bus 90 yoa soc where that cork
IS"
Yes. it's about halfway down the
neck
''Well, that's what there is peculiar
about IL and here's another" continued
the druggist producing second bottle.
with the cork pushed almost into the
oil. Now, how do you suppose those
csrks got into that pOsition?'
Somebody pushed them down. OF
course"
No. sir; know you will never guess.
50 may a. we'll tell you. Those corks
were forced down the necks of the bot
ties by rats. That may sound pretty
stiff when you consider that 3 rats leg
Is scarcely long enough 70 reach down
20 where that cork Is, but it's fact.
We found our olive oil bottles opposed
and the contents spilled around the cell
lar, and IL was long time before we
caught on to how IL wa done 1t was a
. picnic for the rats. They would 60 over
10 the grocery store across the street,
/ Ill up on cheese, and when they felt
/ the need OF a laxative como into ouI
+ cellar and take a dose of oil. One ol
them even moved the lid OF big box
containing bottles OF oil packed IN
straw,and bad bottle half open when we
discovered him. A stone weighing about
ten pounds had been placed on the lid
of the box, but he managed to get it out
OF the way. You will notice these bot
ties were originally bound with husk
and the cork securely tied down and
then covered with bladder. The rats
first gnaw of the bladder cap and ther
work on the cork until it is about
quarter OF an inch thick. Then begin:
the mysterious work of forcing them in
TO the oil After the cork is out of the
way they overturn the bottle and pro
coed to enjoy the contents"
The customer won't down cellar with
the proprietor, saw the box referred L
and inspected the bottle that had beer
operated upon. Putting q pencil int
the neck, IL was discovered considerable
order that the cork might be moved
How the rodents accomplish il remain.
mystery.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27
CUTlCURA REMEDIES.

Parents. DO you realize how yoar little ones
suffer, when their tender skins are literally on
Ere with tcbing. burning. scaly. and blotched
skin apd scalp diseases To know that SIN
gle application Of the CuTICusA REvEDIEs wit
often Afford instant relief. permit rest and
8 Q =. and point 10 permanent and economl-
cal f5ecguse - speedy cure aud not % Use
them without moments delay. Is 70 De gui ty
OF positive inhuinanity. No greater legacy
can be bestowed upon q child than "A clear
skin aud pure plood. CUTfcrRs REuEnIEs are
al tsoiutey pure. and may be sd from infancy
To age. from pimpies 10 scrsfula.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-27

OF this fresh water? Wife fotch it no
longer ago than day befo' yistidy.
Whut, you amt got to go. have you?
Wall, I'll walk with you leetle piece. +"
They had walked for some distance
in the woods when the old fellow
stopped and said: Wall, III leave
you here. Say, you donr ricolleck me,
do you?"
"No, l do not think ever saw you
before"
Wall. I ruther think you have.
About three year ago l war drawed up
befo' you on charge of maxim wild
cat licker. an you sent me to the PEN
itentiary fur year. bad some new
Ticker on hans an jest thought I'd let
You know whut IL tastes like. When
ever you happen to be passin' this way,
Wv, drap in" OPIE P. READ.