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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
How's This.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF Catarrh that can not be cured by
taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY d CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J..
perfectly honorable in all business transactions,
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
tions made by their firm.
West&Truax, Wholesaler Druggists, Toledo Ohio
Walding, Kinnan 81 Marvin, Wholesale Drug
gists. Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price, 75c, per bottle
Sold by all Druggists.
Good viii, like a good name, is got by many
ornnd antiops opd lDet NV one
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

!o5 Is the proper temperature O,
Matching eggs. -
Lean meat from the bgtc.or Is n.
pest egs-produclng !oJd that en- he
gwen poultry, a, IL is ri n in sra -,
and supplies The albumen Of rbs ~
which is the mCst d,iiie,lt 10 o,,.in
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

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Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gentlyyet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro.
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities com.
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE KY EeW yncY Nv
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
The Operation Incomplete.

'.I've changed my barber" said young bod
"Whyln
swell, don't like some things he does.
wanted to get shaved and he went over my
face with q wet towel"
"Did he stop therer
SHE was going to, when told him thought
the job was Incomplete"
~ hat did he do thenp'
'He said he didn't know wanted q close
shayeD
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

A large, handsomely mounted map Of the
United States, suitable for Office or home use,
and issued by the Burlington Route, will be
furnished responsible parties free on applica-
ton TO J. Francis, General Passenger Agent,
Omaha, Neb. Send 10 cents in stamps for
pack of Burlington Route Paving Cards.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

Agnes Herndon has discharged her manager,
who is also her husband, and Is advertising for
some one to look after her business affairs next
season.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

Editor-You see, Mr. Pulpit, we have Bible
In the office. Clegyman examining the Bible)
You keep 1t nice and clean, don't youa There
are no finger marks on it.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
a Brutal Joke.

A Brutal Joke
as there any change in your pocketsi" she
asked.
"Yes," said he.
"Well, give me some money"
81 haven't any,"
But thought you said there was change
In your pockets!"
$50 there is. There was money in there
yesterday, now there isn't. What do you call
q changein
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

| One pound OF meat fed to twenty hens,
three times week, will not he expen.
sive compared with grain aad the res
suits TO be obtained.
1t is wrong to remove the chicks be-
fore all are Matched, as their removal
reduces the temperature OF the remain
ing eggs, the animal heat of the chicks
assisting to hatch the others.
In selecting eggs for Matching or for
use in an incubator, reject all rough or
misshapen eggs. Use no extra large
ones or very small ones. The eggs
should be OF normal size, well formed,
and as uniform as possible in every
respect.
The secret Of success in the poultry
yard, says the Maine Farmer, is not in
Matching but In feeding. How TO
raise the broods is n probe EN- OF magni.
tude, and for this no fixed rule can bs
applied. Here the breeder, who has
chung to one variety year after year.
will be best prepared for the work, be-
cause he will best appreciate the coo-
ditions as well as wants OF the flock.
The Douglas Mixture, valuable ad-
iunct to the poultry business, is com
posed of the following ingredients:
Two gallons OF water. one pound Of
one gill of sulphuric acid.
Mix a few drops with the daily supply
Of drinking water. 1t is splendid
preventive Of poultry diseases and
should always be kept on hand. A
supply of iron is good thing in drink
ing wafer, and satisfactory results
may be obtained by keeping a couple
Of iron nails in the bottom OF the
drinking fountain.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
OnrHannahIa lane

Our Hannah Jane was thin and weak,
And ashy white her lip and cheek,
We often thought-and thought with pain,
1--WE soon must lose our Hannah Jane.n
With tETnge of doctors, change of air,
She s. sht for healing everywhere.
And, wnen our hopes were almost past,
"Favorite Prescription" tried at last.
IL gave US joy, il gave us hope,
She ceased to pine, she ceased to NOPE,
JPierce's remedies are sure and truel
Now Hannah Jane is good as new.
DIR. Pierce's Favorlte Prescription is the only
medicine for women, sold by druggists, under
posit,us guarantee, from the manufacturers,
that it will give satisfaction in every case, or
money will be refunded. This guarantee has
been printed on the bottle-wrapper, and faith
fully carried out for many years.
DIR. Pierce's Pellets-cleanse and regulate
the stomach, bowels and system generally.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
Physicians recommend "Tansill,s Punch !,
Worth Hundreds of Dollars.

No wonder ''suicide clubs" are sprlnging up
all over the country. There is a congressional
tariff debate impending.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

Stn NoUels Free, will be sent by Cragin&Co.
Philada., Pa, to any one in the U, s. or Canada,
postage paid, upon receipt of % Dobbins' Elec-
tric Soap wrappers. See list Of novels on circu-
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoris,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoris,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

My wife used only two bottles of Mothers
tricnd'' before her third confinement Saws
she would rot be without it for hundreds of
dollars. Had not half as much trouble as be-
lore DOCK MILES, Lincoln Parish, La. Write
The Bradfield Regulator Co., Atlanta, Ga, for
further particulars. Sold by all druggists
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

Kind words are the brightest flowers of earths
existence; they make n very paradise of the
humblest home that the world can show.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

"Brown's Bronchial Troches' are
widely known as an admirable remedy for
Bronchitis, Hoarseness, Coughs, and Throat
troubles. Sold onlY in torres.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

The error of a moment may become the sor-
row Of q whole life.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

Southern Excursions, Alfalfa, Ala.
The Monon Route is arranging for a series
of special rate tours from Chicago and local
stations to Alfalfa, the great future iron man
ufacturng city Of Northern Alabama. For
particulars address James Barker, General
Passenger Agent, Chicago.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
East Chattanooga, the New City of


The Monon Route is arranging for a series
Of special rate tours from Chicago and local
stations on occasion Of the great East Chatta-
pooga Land Sales. The young city is advan-
tageously situated at the junction of the Chi
camauga and Tennessee rivers, adjacent to the
city of Chattanooga with its population of 60,
00O and near the newly discovered coal fields
and iron ore deposits. For particulars address
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

He that cannot forgive others breaks the
bridge over which he must pass himself; for
every man has need to be forgiven.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
Farms for the PeopIe.

II you promise at all, take care that II be so
that nobody may suffer by trusting you.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

1t is an anomalous state of affairs that man
has taken a fresh grip on piece of property
by releasing It,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

"Were you ever sandbagged2n "Yesn
"WhenP "When l bought that last lot of
fine sugar from you.n
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

on April 22nd, and May Goth, to all principal
points North, South and West, via. the Chica,
go, st. Paul d. Kansas City Railway. J. H.
Green, General Agent, $50, 4th St., Des Moines
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
Half Rate Excursions

Much charity that begins at home is too fee,
bic to get out Of doors. .......
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

The only thing which every one can do, and
the only thing which any one need do, is his
| duty.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
Man of the United States Free.

W. S. Gilbert is back again in England from
India
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

Write to J. Francis, General Passenger
Agent Burlington Route, Omaha, for pamphlet
describing the cheap but fertile farm lands
west of the Missouri River.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
The Northern Summer Resorts

Fidelity, good humor, and complacency of
temper outlive all the charms of fine face,
and make the decays Of it invisible.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

Second thoughts are the adopted children of
experience.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
HOG CHOLERA.

Good viii, like good name, is got by many
good actions, and lost by one
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

E75~ln applying TO any Of the above adver-
tisers, do not forget TO say that you saw the
advertisement in this paper.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15
DIT ECT IVES
A a EeHEa@ II you want good BREAD TRY
kABEES German Gyy Hon Yeast,

Something new! Made of German Hops costing
twice the price common hops We will pay you
for every bad batch OF bread AIDE of Ger
man Yeast used accO riding TO directions on
package. A Fine Picture Card IUfth eUery S cent
package Ask your grocer for itIf he hasn't it send
to GERMAN YEAST CO.,0IAHA, NEB.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1890-05-15

Begging the question-inducing a young
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-12
Cure for T.AEinsss-

During 4 morning wE.llca merchant, who
was detained by busnssss IA Amsterdam.
came to group q men who wero stAnd-
ing round a vel. into wLdoh a strongly
built man had just bssn 1T down. aAys an
exchange. a pip<, ~hosa h4euah was az
the top Of tao wel. had teen opened. asd =
- rcain II water Esssll D. 1EEs flowing down
into the wen and brsInsiag gradually IN
FL it The fellow below bad qulbs ossAagh
to do, II ha did not want n Be drozsn-a. IN
keep tho water ont BY means Of - pump
which WIS as the 5a-tam * Ghsvvon The
merchant, pftytug ia Iaa2. hash 81 for an
explanaripn 81 what seemed bsArtisa,
cruel lake
Sir replied an old man Standing near,
that uiaa Is healthy and sanonn I have
myself o6ensd lifra work twenty tiuaas,
nevertheless be always allows lazfnaSs "a
get az batter al hlsn- and viii mAks any
excusn II beg his bread rum door To door,
tho1sa be rilzi4b easily earn it himself by
work u heAiosd. We are now trying ta
make him f3sl that 10 en- work. II 10
uses tbs stseagftl whirBts IA kis arms In
VIII Do saved; II hs letssfilsIn hang idle hs
viii be drowned. But look" continued
the old DI7ahman. - hszFent "a thu eds,s
of the web, L. fsIsgw suas oIt that Ia
has rot muscles, ia al Lsur we shall iss
him out with h=I1s< rcsslGflans for the fti-
tura-" Such was tie case. and the cura
was e1feCtusl---5ggusrvila Journal
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-12
1 Think.

% your That is, do you reason or only
dream?
climbed up the other day to the top of
clock tower on one Of our largest city
buildings. Within glazed closet on one
side was the machinery Of the most con-
spicuous, longest and oftenest consulted
clock in town. High above the street roar.
which came up in faint and mufled throbs,
with an outlook over the vast wandering
acres Of a metropolitan district, in the per
petual blaze OF a sunny day or the I'M
broken gray haze Of misty weather, rival
ing the moon by night, and brighter to the
eye Of man than the eternal sider1al clock,
whose dial is marked by celestial fires, is
this thinking machine for mankind3
Il think for all, " it seemed 10 say. 81
am always serious. | never dream. say
time for breakfast, school and shop. Time
for wedding, funeral and church. Time
for banks to close and notes all paid or
protested. Time for the dance, the theatre,
the charity meeting, the drill, the doctor.
No, l never muse, l never build air castles.
never fritter of my ticks, half thinking,
half sleeping. Thought is results with me"
Well, it is not always so with the clock
work in my head. I sometimes am in rev.
erie. l often spend a great deal Of time in
mental inactton Particularly when I'm
smoking, or digesting my dinner. or rest
ing my tired feet with slippers Of eass
which the baby has brought to ne, end my
eyes meanwhile wander about The room
delighted with my family. What are you
thinking sbout" asks my wife I reply
Nothing. 1 am simply enjoying exist
ence"
judge this is right occasionally It Is
right 20 sit and watch a sunset, thinking
of nothing, but only taking In everything
beautiful and restfQl-the splendoT, the
glory, the peace, the goodness Of God-in
the scene. know it does me good now
and then to dream out Of q car window
on the flying landscape, thinking Of moth
ing in particular, but allowing TIE mind
to wander On, as you have seen eoh wan
der over pasture upland when he had
cropped to his I'll. We are too busy with
the Inind-that Is, some Of pE. We do too
much thinking and not enough dreaming.
We wear out before our time thereby We
are always keeping time for somebody
New York Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-12
Mr.. ygaEa4aezer-a lzaao-priss.

AT dinner party By leading Philadel-
phian, an old gentlemen with a good
memory told this story. In the year 1887
two notable events ocourrsd-the death
and burial Of E1Iisha K. Kane and the open
ing Of a small cl0ohing store by youE <
John Wanamaksr. During the moRth IL
May the great explorer died while away
from homo, and his remains were brought
to Phlladslphia for interment An admir-
ing publie determined upon magnificent
and imposing funeral, and 70 this end
many organizations aud local societies were
invited TO participate The head Of the
procession wRs 20 reach a certain square at
3 O'Clock. An immense throng stood ex-
pectant at this hour, and eagerly waited
Jle approach of tho solemn oOrtegs.
A few minutes before she hearso was er-
pected there was heard furious Gathering
Of hoofs and wheels, snd q gzyly painted
express wagon drawn by two berisbOned
horses dashed Rhung the vacant line Of
march, and there E1ttered from the wagon
and sifted through the crowd a deluge Of
handbills. Go 20 Wanamaker for cheap
pants" Gents underwear Ut half price. -
"Cut rates in hosiery" were among the
seductive invitations which we're easgsrly
received by the crowd. and the young man
who bad 50 successfully evaded police reg
ulatio-s, driving his horses with one hand
and distributing his advertisements with
the other was none other than John WanG~
maker hiInselL-Nev York Sun-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-12
SHOWERS OF LAST NIGHT.

For the past week or so until yesterday
the weather indications have been re
ceived from Washington each day with a
painful regularity and monotony fair
and warmer" Rain was needed and com
mon humanity suggested that the fair
weather signals be suppressed. Yesterday,
however, they came in season showers
and cooler" and without loss of time the
blue flag Haunted above the temperature
flag in the glad eyes of the public.
Although the barometer has registered
no great change in the atmosphere
pressure it has eyinCed an uneasinesS and
an inclinatisn TO move rapidly that has
been quite encouraging and indicated any
thing but steady weather.
The experienced farmer has regarded the
dry spell as a menace to the corn crop. but
with that confidence in Kansas that char
acterizes the old settlers of the Arkansas
valley, he has confidently expected rain in
time TO avert disaster.
Yesterday afternoon a cloud bank was
noticea bic in the northwest and a prac-
ticed eye did not need to be told that
rain was near. The clouds slowly Gov
cred the entire sky and increased
in volume until evening when an easy and
steady rain set in. With the exception of
a few short intervals it continued during
the entire night, rain that could do no
harm but everybody lots of good Al
though il could not be termed "a general
rain the showers in the last twenty-four
hours must have visited every corner of
the state. and the spirits of everybody have
risen above the normal mark In speaking
with a practical farmer yesterday after
noon The said that some who only had
small patches of corn and who had cult
waited it thoroughly would not suffer for
rain for some time to come, but those who
had in a large acreage and could not be
stow the necessary care on il must have
rain within a week. No one can go out in
TO the fields today without being conscious
Of marked improvement and one can al
most see the growing corn gaining strength
and volume
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-12
GORED BY a COW.
A Distressing Accident that viii Likely Result
in the Death of an Aged Lady.

in the Death of an Aged Lady.
Yesterday Mrs Schlief an aged lady
living several miles southwest of the Gar
field university, was horribly gored by an
Infatuated COW. DR.. Bass was summoned
and did all in his power to relieve her suf-
fering, but no hopes are entertain
tanned of her recovery. Until recently the
cow has been very gentle and the children
and ladies might go near her and pet her
with impunity. After her calf was born
she was kept tied up around the house and
became more than usually gentle. Several
days ago the calf was taken from her and
she is some manner got loose and wander
ed off in search OF her offspring, dragging
the rope after her The rope finally be
came entangled in some bushes and the
COW was made a prisoner and held until
found Two days afterwards. In the mean
time she was without food or water and
and upon being released became furious,
attacking everybody within her reach.
Yesterday she was brought back to
the house and to all appearances
had recovered from the effects of her pri-
vations and was as gentle as ever. During
the forenoon Mrs Schlief, who is % years
Oh age, utu OCCdSIOu 10 20 near her anu Gil6
cow began to show symptoms of anger.
Being a woman of more than ordinary
courage she faced the Infatuated animal
and by mere force of will subdued for the
moment the spirit which prompted the at
tack. As soon as her attention was with
drawn the enraged COW rushed at her
gOring her in the most frightful manner.
If assistance had reached her moment
later she would have been killed on the
spot Two men with stout cudgels had all
they could do to beat the cow back from
the attack. The Iady's clothes were near
ly hooked off of her and the lower part of
the abdomen torn for a distance of eight
inches and the peritonaeum badly LAGER
ated The physician on his arrival re-
placed the protruding intestines and
stitched up the cash. leaving her as COM
Portable as possible under the circum-
stances. In speaking of the matter after
wards he said it would be nothing less
than a miracle if the lady ever recovered.