Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-11-10
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"Was there any applause at the close Of your
Lecturer "No; the audience sorry that
was through, they couldn't applaud"
FACTS WORTH KNowING.-In all diseases of the
nasal mucous membrane the remedy used must be
non irritating The medical profession has been
slow to learn this. Nothing satisfactory can be
accomplished with douches, snuiis, powders or
syringes because they are irritating, do not thor
oughly reach the affected surfaces and should be
Abandoned as worse than failures. A multitude OF
persons who had for years borne all the worry and
pain that caarrh infic testify TO radical cuaes
wrought by Ely Cream Balm.
Il seems quite natural that the threads Of con-
versation should sometimes produce a long yarn.
Do You CousH?-Don't delay. Take Kemp's
Balsam, the best cough IL win cure your
coughs and colds. IT win cure sore throat or
tickling in the throat IL will cure pains in the
chest. 1t will cure influenza and bronchitis, and
all the diseases pertaining 20 the lungs because
is pure basam. Hold il to the light and see
lent effect after taking the first dose. Large bottles
soc. and 81
Tenderfoot: "say, Mister, how far does your
claim extend?" "squatter; CAS- fur as / kin
shoot"
How is your cold? Use Johnson's Anodync
Liniment or it may last all winter; certain fact
Assistant Editor-I fancy tins fellow translates
his jokes from the French and German. Editor
L always suspected that it was from the classics
he translated them.
1 don't want doctor 1 have tried them, and
they have only swindled me. have figured up
what they cost me for the last four years, IL was
$53431. If had it now it would be a fortune for
me- This year my bill for medicine only five
dollars, for which purchased six bottles of Sui
phur Bitters. They cured Of scrofula after
suffering four years.-P. J. Cummings Troy. ~. Y.
pill manufacturer advertises on the label
"You take the pill, we do the rest"
DRUNKENNEss-LIQUoR HABT.-In all the world
there is but one cure, DR.. Haines' Golden Specific.
knowledge ofthe person taking Il, eheeing speedy
and permanent cure, whether the patient Il a mod
crate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Thousands OF
dfunkards nave been cured VINO nave taken the
Golden Specific in their coffee without their knowl
edge and to-day believe they quit drinking Of their
own free viii. No harmful effect results from IFS
administration. Cures guaranteed. Send for cir
cular and full particulars. Address In confidence,
Golden Specific Co., 1s5 Race Street, Cincinnati, %.
Book Agent have here "Cadwallandrs Con-
else Compendium Of facts"-Gogges- "FactsY"
No sir, don't want it. I'm an editorial writer.
Deans Rheumatic Pill. are a sure cure for
all forms of chronic and infammatory rheumatism
and neuralgia. Entirely vegetable, always safe.
Edtor.-What's the matter with Squib's jokes
of lateS Reader-IIe seems be at his wits end.
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.
A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head. Old T.
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples
and Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing.
Hundreds of cases have been cured by
it after all other treatment had failed.
Il ispV& IN aj cpd - cent letes