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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-08-30

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hand, Hn1 as his blood he.
came mor' Hni more impure,
II inok less time Tor them ip
brtaS ,ui. A s0lG came oIi
'hc Chin. beneath The under
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dischRrg ing a great deal This
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two M Dihs old. when ! un.
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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-08-30
He Wanted To Take Her,

Blie-Do look pretty in this dress,
Ar. sprightlyl
sprightIy IAN amateur photographed
Pretty should say so! You look
0Petty as picture, and I'd like to
tie you. West Shore.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-08-30

jerks had a queer dream the other night.
He thought be saw prizc-ighters ring, and
In the middle OF IL stood a doughty little
champion who met ami deliberately knocked
over, one 10y one, n score or more ~ big,
bury-l0cking fellows, as they advanced TO
the attack. Giants as they were in sz,, the
valiant pigmy proved more than match Tor
them. IL was all 60 funny that jerks woke
up laughing. lie accounts for the dream hy
the fact that he had jast come 10 the cunelu-
sion. after trying nearly every big, drastic
pill on the market, that Pierce's Pleasant
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or Anti-blious Grinui,s. Cne Dose.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-08-30
A SCROFULOUS BOY
Running sores Covered His Body and
Head. Bones Affected. Cured
by Cuticura Remedies

When six months Old, ths lett hanl OF our little
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auee of large boil. We poticed IL, Int all To no
pnrpose. Ahogt FIVE msnihs after IL becsme .
running sorr. soon other sores formed. lie then
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Of deeds in and for the eodnty Of Custer state Of
Montana,
Ed. J.JONEs.
sheriff
Dated August lith. ls90
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Delegates TO the county onyenii0n elected un'
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Call for Republican County Convention

In pursuance Of instructions Received from the
republican state central committee. primary elec-
tiens 0TdSr"d TO be held in he various pIe-
einets named below on Wcdnts sduv, August .7th.
lss0. between IA hours Of 3 aud 6 oeltCk, p. m,
for the purpose OF eleciing delegates and alter.
usiss Ia The rpuG'irsn county convent on TO be
held NJ the cOnr house in Miles City, Mont :, On
10 urday, september ON, lH0 AZ = O'Clock y. m.
for the purpose of selecting delegates 10 rep
rssent tnsisi county N ths ppub ic state con-
vention 10 be held In Ruite Cry, Mont, on the
ll,h day Of sep;embeI, 1890,
The appor ionment OF representation ot the diff
f~TeO Otte3ngt. in Tho rnnrtV Wi ha
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14
POLITE BOYS.

1t is frequently remarked that polite
behavior ought to be taught in our
public schools, as it used to be taught
in the olden time. It would be highly
proper to do SO, and the more because
almost all American boys. down in the
bottom OF their hearts, wish to be polite,
and desire to know the best WAYS of
behaving.
But it is said by persons who have
observed the conduct of young people
that the boys who pay the least regard
to the rights and feelings Of others are
the pupils Of private schools.
A young lady who has had much ex-
p%erience with dancing classes remarks
that the rough, troublesome, sky-lark-
ing pupils generally come from the
more luxurious homes. They have
been told often enough how to behave;
they know what is proper and becom-
ing, but, unhappily, the desire to be
polite is wanting. They do not care
whether their teacher is happy or mis-
cradle, successful or not successful, nor
whether the children who really wish
to learn are aided or hindered. They
have yet to learn the merest rudiments
Of good behavior, for it originates in
good feeling, and is developed by
practice into principle.
Every school and every family is a
school of %politeness, if it compels
obedience to just laws, if it maintains
order and discipline. If, in addition,
there is an occasional lesson in the
modes Of good behavior, so much the
better; but the essential thing is to
tame the willful heart by just discipline.
-Youlh's Companion.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14
RAPID CARIC.IIIynES-

In drawing rapid caricatures on the
stage, the operators have already
sketched their outlines with a solution
OF gumarabic, which is made visible to
the artist by the glare of the footlights.
The most common way, however, is to
do the tracing with a mixture of SOAP.
suds and Canada balsam, with q drop
OF two Of some fixed oil. This leaves
an invisible but sticky line. When the
artist goes to work for the audience, he
holds in his hand a rag on which crayoD
dust has been rubbed. This dust
catches on the outline, and really makes
the mark that is apparently produced
by the stick Of crayon held in the
fingers.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

FISH charms have been met with
among many nations. The fish called
the bullhead is used by some of the
Russian peasants as a charm against
fever. Many kinds of fish have two
hard bones just within the sides of the
head, and one species, the maigre, has
these bones larger in proportion than
many others. These two bones, called
collie stones, are regarded to possess
medicinal virtues. They were mount
ed in gold and hung round the neck.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14
A PECULIAR result of the drinking of

A PECULIAR result Of the drinking Of
ice-cold water from a spring in Ston-
ington, Conn.,, is reported. The water
flows from a creek in a high rock, and
the veins of a man who drinks from it
begin to swell, and he looks and feels
as though he were about to burst for
the next ten minutes. The swelling
gradually subsidies and no serious eff
feet is felt, except a slight buzzing in
the ears. 1t is the talk of the neigh
borhood, and everybody is eager to try
the effect Of the water. A specimen
has been sent to Boston for analysis.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

The fact has now gained recognition
in England that the dreadful disease
of leprosy is slowly spreading. To
gather facts in relation to the scourge
in Europe and Asia and to held those
stricken, there is a movement on foot.
England has created two endowed
studentships for the purpose of max
ing a special study Of the disease. But
the major work of the National Lep-
rosy Fund" will be to carry medical at
tendance and human sympathy to pow
erty-stricken lepers in all parts of the
British Empire.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

To SHOW how abject is the worship
Of royalty in India, the following ex-
tracts from a poem written in Bombay
to welcome Prince Albert Victor of
Wales are pertinent: "A prince indie
pendent in dignity, high in beauty and
grace, as lovely as the moon, the world
boasts Of the abilities Of him descend
ed from a royal line most exalted.
Born Of an heir-apparent, at whose
feet the highest heavens do reverence,
to whom the world far and wide pays
homage, the confronting enemy yields
readily to his sword"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14
UNWORTIY USE OF POSTOFFIt
BONES.

BONES.
"Why is it that q number OF thed
private boxes have paper pasted owl
the glass doors?' / asked of a post@
clerk while standing in the postoffid
yesterday.
$50 no one can look in,' was the RI
ply.
Il thought it was Uncle Sans intel
ton when he put in glass doors thd
people could look in without having
open their box to know whether OF y
there was any mail in it," ! replied.
well, / rather guess that was til
intent else they would not have pd
in glass, but"
"Well?"
But you see things have change
since that time. In fact. the evidenc
for more than one divorce case has bee
gathered through those glass doors"
Il don't seem to understand you"
~" SSS, oii.N tl1S Is az llU6IUy w SH
ter the %postotiice, and any one is a
liberty to look into those boxes. AM
one ear open and take the contents 4
the boxes, too, if they have the key
Well, you'll understand when I tell yol
that a couple of well-known marrie|
women used to almost haunt this plad
and watch the mail boxes of their huj
bands. One day they saw what the|
evidently had been on the watch fo1
and they opened the box and took out
letter addressed in a feminine hand AMI
dated Newark. The man to whom til,
letter was addressed was in busined
here. He is now out Of town, and hd
been since shortly after that letter.
hear the writer of the letter is with him
That is II of the reasons, doubtless
that some Of the glass doors in the prj
vate boxes in the p~ostoffice are covered
over with paper. But Of course, this
not the case with all of Them"
L don't think it is myself.-Trento'
Times.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

MORE than forty glass furnaces, not
one of them three years old, are now
in very successful operation within the
Indiana natural gas territory, while
iron and steel mills, potteries and
brickworks, and a long list of factories.
in which cheap poweris a desideratum.
have been built up on all sides with
wonderful rapidity.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14
4 BIT OF SOUND, COOP "

Typo-It's funny, sir, but there is
hardly a vowel in this case, and there's
no dead matter to throw in. I can't
finish this job unless I can get some
more type.
Foreman-Never mind, then. Put II
aside and set up this list of names of the
places Stanley has passed through in
Central Africa New York Sur
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

STANLEY sees fine prospects for rail
ways in Africa. According to his esti-
mates 500 miles could be laid down for
ST., 600, 900. The mileage would open
to commerce four great basins, with a
total area of 2,37o,00o square miles,
and a total population of so, 800, 600.
Ut the resources OF ~theregion he speaks
in the highest terms.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14
HUMOR.

BEST place to hold the worlds fair
Right around the waist.
A SCHOOLGIRLS dread sum-mons
arithmetic class, stand up"
IT hurts less to hit the nail on A.
head than it does to hit it on the inoo,
The cable cars may have the grin h,,
they will never be laid up with H.
.epizootic.
WHEN a man tells q woman he lov,]
her she thinks it gives her a right i
know everything he does.
IRIS a wise man that knows the eyo,
length of the railroad tunnel before n
undertakes to change his shirt betwao-1
daylight and daylight.
Mrs. SowDERs-Burglars broke intl
the church last night and took everr]
thing. Rev. Snowden absent minda1I
Did they take a collection?
you haven't heard anything anil
you have heard both Sides" says write,
This may be very pretty logic, but TIL
bass-drum refutes it.
THE "noiseless powder" may have J
use; but it will never do for Fourth i
July celebrations. We want then sond
thing that will give a good report 4
itself.
BANKS is a popular fellow, isn't he'll
Il should say so. He'd lend his lad
cent to a friend in need" But
thought he was poor" $50 he is; that|
the reason
CusroMER-Gimme some whiskd
Druggist-Excuse me, sir; but to puJ
chase any whisky YOU must have a phd
s%ician's prescription. But-ahem-I al
a physician.
IRATE CUSTOMER Sir, these picturd
you took Of me look ten years older thai
[ do. Artist-Well, you keep ,therd
You won't need to get any taken id
years from now.
a GRAVE TEsT.-"Are you not sal
that the year is passing?" she asked
No." he remarked. its better to han
it pass than to order me up and haJ
spades for trumps."
"AND is your son doing we'll at col
lege, Mrs. Hankinson?" "Very. 81
we'll that the faculty told him
needn't return during the sophomoi
year at ALL"
BRoWN-You don't look well latch
Robinson. Robinson-No. I can't sled
nights on account of lung trouble
Nonsense! Your lungs are all right
Eyes, mine are; the trouble is with I'D
baby's."
DRAWING THE L1NE.-Gotham MAN.
What? You say you don't take childrd
in this flat? There are dozen of theI
making mud pies on the front stoop
this very moment. Janitor-Oh, bu
that's different. Them's mine.
YOU'VE LADY Gladly frightened)--Ql
George, there m papa! Geora
(ditto)-Where? Where? Young Lad
-Hear him stepping along the hall j
his stocking feet. George (greatly II
lieved)-Be calm, darling, be calm
George is not afraid Of stocking feet.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

A FRANKLIN editor happenedto men
ton to a friend on Christmas day thai.
among other things lie really wanted,
was an extra pair Of suspenaers. Be
fore the day was over half the stores in
town had sold all the suspenders they
had and enough Of those articles to last
him for $50 years were in the posses
sion of the editor.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

QUEEN VICTORIA admires American
oysters. On a recent outgoing steam
er We're a dozen barrels of Long Island
oysters bound for Windsor Castle.
They have been selected with great
care. and their shells have been sand
papered and polished until they are as
smooth as a well-worn pocket-book.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

A FARMER living between Marceline
and Brookfield, Mo-, found th%irty-seven
bee trees during the summer and fall,
and as a consequence has on hand more
than a barrel of strained honey.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

The average pay of locomotive Ell
gineers on passenger trains in the
South is three cents for every mile
run; for freight train engineers it will
average about four cents per mile.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

THERE are CSC periodical publica-
tons in Russia. Seventy-eight Of
them are political and news dailies,
100 are scientific, Sc religious, 10 arts
tic, 80 agricultural, 50 statistical and
photographed, Is pedagogic, 10 for
children, and the rest miscellaneous.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

The cunning dog belonging to Jacob
Hendricks, Of Swamp, Berks County,
Pa, was stolen a few nights ago and
tied to a tree in the woods. When re-
covered it was nearly famished, and
had almost gnawed the tree down.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

The Mexican Government has lately
ordered 1000, 600 grape cuttings from
California, and will distribute them
free to all who wish to plant them in
Meyico
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

Mrs. JOHN A. LOGAN is doing re-
markedly we'll with her new magazine.
She is living at her home in Calumet
Place, and she has her regular hours
of editorial work.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

! Nor many years since Italy was pay
ing &c. 900, 900 for the maintenance of
its penal system and $1,000, 900 for
educational purposes.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

IT is related Of a Traverse City girl
that she had made her best fellow
promise to come around at noon for an
answer to his proposal of marriage.
The girl said she had seen him several
thousand times, but always in the e
ing, and she will marry no man unless
she knows how he looks by daylight.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

DIVORCES, according to the report of
the COMMISSIONS of Labor, have been
granted in this country for the follow
ing causes: Cone woman was granted
a divorce because her husband persist
ed in coming home at 10 o'clock at
night and keeping her awake talking.
This she called mental cruelty, and
the court agreed with her. Another
woman secured a divorce because her
husband cut off her bangs by force,
and still another because her spouse
refused to cut his toe-nails. One wife's
feelings We're lacerated to the point of
legal separation because her husband
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

THERE is a queerly matched couple
in Atlanta. The husband weighs 100
pounds and the wife 800 pounds. When
they were married the man weigh $50
and the woman 100.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

THERE is no officer IN the United
States navy who has participated in
a greater number Of battles than Rear
Admiral Melancthon Smith. He fought
through the Mexican war, and during
the war Of the rebellion he was in the
thick Of much Of the fighting along
the coast.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

THERE has been an extraordinary ep-
idemic of suicides in the German army
of late. In one month twenty-eight
officers shot themselves.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

One MILLION DOLLARS in gold coin
weighs $685. pounds avoirdupois, and
81. 000, 600 of silver coin weighs S.
5000 pounds avoirdupois.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

white, an emblem OF purity; the blue
field, the broad arch of heaven, and
the stars which bestud it, the freest
government on earth"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

Hon. HANNIBAL HAML1N said re-
Gently on presenting a flag to a Bangor
(Me.) school: perhaps a little his
tory OF this flag will not be out of
place. First. consider the beautiful
red stripes. an emblem of valor; the
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

The condition of a certain cat in La
moline, Me-, is literally at skies and
sevens She has sever toes on her
hind feet and six on her fore feet.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

HANK REYNOLDS, of Cadillac, Mich.
has a trick horse which rivals the IA
nous Dan Rice horse OF Forepaugh's
tight-rope walker. He is master of
t%wenty-one tricks, and among them
will open his door, walk out on an ele-
waited plank twenty feet and back into
his stall; climb upon a scaffold and
"teeter," and do it as nicely as a school
girl; go to the water tank, wash his
face, and wipe it on a towel; climb up
stairs and down; open and shut the
barn door, and back the buggy out
without a hitch or miss, etc. Hank is
not so %bad-looking but that the horse
will waltz up to him and imprint a low
ing kiss upon his brow-not so taste
fully, perhaps, as a Cadillac girl would
do it, but still a kiss-and he does MI
merous other things a horse is sup
posed to know nothing about. He is
a fine, powerful iron-gray, and his
master would trade him for the rest OF
Cadillac, may be, but for not much
less.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-02-14

AT Oldtown, Me-. recently, a woman
was called to the door by her milliner,
who wished to collect a bill Of SIS.
The good woman was sorry to disap-
point her, but only a few days previous
she had invested her ready money in
an organette, and politely ushered her
caller into the parlor to examine tie
instrument. The music roll was adj
justed, and, as the crank revolved, the
was filled with the melodious
strains of that ex-popular song: 81
have fifteen dollars in my inside pock-
et." The incident was so comical that
both sought relief in laughter.