The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-08-24
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rousing from sort of a daymare, John \.
Anderson will run independent again"
1t is wonder some of the opposition
sheets don't throw it up to Senator Plumb
that there is no tariff on western scalp
| scars.
Mr. Phillips will probably find Wash
ington City changed as much as Mr.. An
derson his constituency. Provided, of
course
Farmers Alliance Allen of the Second
district thinks he will be elected congress
man. But then he thinks Willetts will be
elected governor.
Now that ingalls, is reading the Kreutzer
Sonata, it is in order for the Kansas City
Times to discover whole extracts from it
IN his next speech.
| For the first time it occurs to the state
that the man with the reproduction
argument last year struck the first blow
at the alliance politicians.
! Ben Clover is accused of being formerly
| both Republican and Democrat. Mr.
! Glover by his course makes capital and
| holds the alliance together. He denies
neither.
! Bishop w Perkins is probably contem-
| plating springing the fact that the middle
| initial OF his name stands for some agri-
cultural product better than clover, prob
| ably wheat.
Senator Plumb has introduced 24s bills
| this session and forty of them have become
laws. Besides these forty eightysix have
passed the senate and are now in the COM
mittees of the house.
The Farmers Alliance candidate for
attorney general is named Shinn. Pos
sibly, Mr.. Shinn expects to catch large
number of votes through sympathy from
people who have suffered from chiggers.
Russell Harrison has made a Kansas
printer foreman of his Helena paper The
old man probably wants to know what
Russell means by rewarding man from
state which only gave his daddy 81, 900
majority
'Vote as you shot," wildly exclaims an
Arkansas City citizen. Such a declaration
as this 50 near the Cherokee strip would
suggest the suspicion that there was a
movement on for the notification of the
game laws.
1t is said that Ex-Governor Robinson
absolutely declines to be a candidate before
the Democratic party dressed up in ALI
ance petticoats that Mr.. Robinson was
flirting with.
If this potato famine keeps up, we ex-
pect to see Tim Mccarthy appear with
solanum tuberosum substituted for the
emerald he wears. People who don't
possess dictionaries are informed that the
5. t. is an Irish gem.
There is a superstition among bee en-
thusiasts that unless the bees are honestly
purchased they will pass away and die.
This probably will cause Webb McNall to
take off his bonnet and investigate his par
ticular congressional insect again.
Tolstoi says music is a dangerous accom-
plishment, and there aren't as many brass
bands practicing in Mr. Tolstoi's town as
there are in Emporia, either. This shows
cOnClusively that the Russian author is not
half so liberal as Father Eskridge.
In the senate chamber Senator Plumb
sits back and a little out in the center
aisle. This may not be a precOncerted
plan, but it engenders the suspicion that
there are occasions when Senator Plumb
gives President Pro Tenn. Ingalls, the wink.
j. r. Burton has gone to Colorado in
connection with irrigating business Mr.
Burton believes that he ought TO be in the
United States senate and it is incontest-
able that either of Colorado's two senators
are more likely to accommodate him than
Senator ingalls,.