The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1890-11-06
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

Foreman of Daily Paper-This cut Of
Before using Higgins sal7e" is flat
tened out so it won't print.
Editor Run it in on the first page and
mark it Mrs. Langtry in the dark" we
have got to fill space to-day, anyhow.
Babies are the institution and should
be guarded from attacks of cholic by DR..
Bulls Baby Syrup.
The summer girl while climbing the
: mountains or bathing in the sands of the
seashore, should carry with her box of
Old Sauls Catarrh Cure. 1t is invalua-
BILE for cold in the head.
Never Knew What Struck Him-The
humorist who could not remember yes
terday's idea.
After diphtheria, scarlet fever, pneu-
mOnia, or any other severe illness, there
is no better tonic than Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla.
'Five dollars first insertion, with head
on" huskily whispered the editor, as he
paid his fine next morning for plain
drunk, and hurried out of the Jail.
HARD CORNER.
The age of thirty is hard corner for
woman to turn, and 80 is still harder
She feels that she is fast leaving her
youth behind her. But there is no rea-
son why woman should be faded and
passe at 80, or even As. The chief cause
of the early fading of American women
is found in the fact that many of them
suffer from some form of female weak
ness or disease which robs the face of its
bloom, draws dark circles about the
eyes, brings early wrinkles and sallow
ness, and stamps the face and figure
with signs of i'll health. DR.. Pierces
Favorite Prescription will cure all these
troubles, will bring back the lost bloom,
and remove the pains and ailments
which make women grow old before
their time. Guaranteed to give satisfac-
ton in every case, or price(Sl.00 re-
funded.
A Slight Typographical Error-As it
Was Written: The Misses SiansO have
very engaging manners.
As 1t Was Printed: The Misses Sianso
have very engaging mammas.
THEY HAVE NEVER FAILED
have been sick more or less for the
last ten years, which has cost me many
dollars in doctors and druggists bills.
The last two years it only cost me three
Il
Bitters instead of employing doctors.
They cured me of jaundice.-F. F. Boyd,
Hoboken.
what" inquired the telegraph editor
of the sporting editor, sis the most
troublesome poker query you ever had to
answer"
What have you got?' 1 think is a
question that has bothered me as much
as anything else.''
CURE YOURSELF
Don't pay large DOCTORS bills. The
best medical book published, one hun
bred pages, elegant colored plates, will
be sent you on receipt of three 2-cent
stamps to pay the postage. Address, A.
P. Ordway g. Co., Boston, Mass.
Increased the Edition-Irate Visitor:
See here, l sent for copy of your last |
weeks ISSUE and you sent me a photo |
graph of your baby.
Editor-Well, that's it; it was born
last week.
WE CAUTION ALL AGAINST THEM.
The unprecedented success and merit |
of Ely's Cream Balm-a real cure for |
catarrh, hay fever and cold in the head |
has induced many Adventures to |
place catarTh medicines bearing some |
resemblance in appearance, style or
name upon the market, in order to trade |
upon the reputation of Ely's Cream
Balm. Don't be deceived. Buy only
Ely''s Cream Balm. Many in your i'm
mediate locality will testify in highest
commentator of it, A particle is APP
piled into each nostril; no pain; agreea-
BILE to use. Price 80 cents.
''Do you need an affidavit editor?"
asked a caller in our sky parlor the other
day.
mo sir" we replied; we have no oc-
casion to swear to the circulation of our
magazine. Our competitors swear at it
enough.
For Over Fifty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY Mrs Wins
lows Soothing Syrup has been used for over
FIFTY HEARs by MI LIONS of MOTHERS for their
CHILDREN WHILE TEETHIEG, with PERFECT Sue
CESS. Ii SoOTHEs the CHILD, SoFTERs the GUNS |
ALLAYs all PAIEi CURE WISD collie, and Is the
best remedy for DIARRHOEA. Sold by Druggists
10 every part Of the world. Sc sure and ask for
Mas. WIEsLows SOOTHING SYRUP. and take no
other kind. Twenty-Five cents a bottle. l7y1
Score One for Dana-Mabel: The Sun
day World is bustling newspaper, isn't
it T?
Clara-Do you know, l think the Sun
makes better hustle; it isn't so large.
There is nothing like advertising.
Very few persons are unfamiliar with
now.
A Long-Felt Want-Able Editor:
Want a position, eh2 Do you under
stand the tariff question?
Applicant-Um-tO tell you the truth.
| don't know anything about the tariff
question.
Are you familiar with the interna-
tional law2"
mo, can't say that am"
Have you followed up the various
African and Polar explorations, and
have you all the localities at your fingers
end, so that you could write column
after column on the subject without ex- !
yourselfP'
IL never took any interest in such 4,
things"
Are you thoroughly familiar with
English, French, German and Russian
politics."
Don't know anything about English
squabbles, and don't want to-"
young man, take that desk there. 1
shouldn't wonder If you could make
paper that sensible people would like to
read" $