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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11
What One Should Not Do.
From the Ne,v York SIM


Things that well-bred man doesn't do:
He doesn't wear large check clothes
He doesn't use perfumes.
He doesn't beg woman's pardon for neglect
ing TO cal on her.
He doesn't criticise one woman to another
He isn't always trying to tell good story or
make brilliant re ark
He doesn't make gifts that he can't afford.
He doesn't try to turn a compliment with
every breath he draws in a woman's presence
He doesn't use q crest on his writing paper.
He do sn'U take his women friends into his
business or love matters.
He doesn't ask to be allowed to smoke in the
presence of a woman, unless he is morally GER
tain she does not object to it
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11
CIGARS.

CENTS; EQUAL TO 10 CENTS.
A LII Long, Clear Imported Tobacco for s
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Absolutely pure and free from all acids. ex-
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is beautiful and perfect cigar, noc CHEAP CT
garro or cheroot. Equal to any 10-cent cigar in
the United States, that is sold regular This ci-
gar bears the highest testimonials Of any goods
known IN the trade Endorsed by 40 of the very
largest wholesale firms of the south. north. east
and west. 1t is by far the best ivertised cigar
IN the union. Regularly advertised in neary
every hrst-class paper in the union; also. in
many many other ways. Is a standard brand. Abso-
lutely only one Who'es le Agency given in each
city. Write for prices q contract
III. FERST'S SONS & CO.,
Wholesale Agents Savannah Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Mr.. Cleveland has denied that he had any
connection whatever with rece 1t rapid
transit scheme for New York which seemed
to be somewhat in the nature of job. The
New Y ork Sua, which stated that he had,
refuses to accept his denial, and republican
organs pretend to be ske ptical. This may
be said concerning Mr.. Cleyeland: His
reputation for veracity is as good as that of
any other man in this country, and, in fact,
when he says a thing is true, or that it isn't,
the public believes him. So much cannot
be said of his traducers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11
When it Rains.


FROM the SoHleTJltte Journal.
The world looks dark and dismal
When it rains;
Your troubles seem abysnal
Wren it rains:
Y our friends all want to borrow,
And YOU don't care if to morrow
Never comes to end your sorrow
When it rains.
You lose your best umbrella
When it rams,
And you have a row with Ella
When it rains.
Perhaps her name is Mollie,
Lucy, Fanny, Esther, Dolly,
But she'll make you mel tncholy
When it rains.
Life seems hardly worth the living
When it rains;
Men are cold and unforgiving
When it RI rs.
And the women-Holy Moses,
How they sneeze and rub their noses,
For the time Of all their woes is
When it rains.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11
Having Fun with Him.

Adolescence-Colonel, we're just going to hit
one: of course, yonll join us.
Naturity-No, sir. l never drink.
what and colonel?"
"And a colonel, U. s. A."
And from kentucky"
And from Kentucky. Born there, reared
there, and expect to die there"
And don't drink
And don't drink
Interested Listener las salesman retires in
confusion)-rhe boy is surprised.
7 don't blame him.
'Whys'
Why, just he'd, that's all. Let's 60 and
have bottle"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Not only did republican organs state that
Mr.. Cleveland refused to a tend the Jack
son dinner in New York because Gov. Hill
would be present, but also that Gov. Hill
refused to attend because Mr.. Cleveland
would be present. When Gov. Hill was
shown the statement in regard to himself.
he said that it was disgusting. As 1892
approaches, both he and Mr.. Cleveland will
be made the victims of frequent misrepre-
sensations like the above
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

From the Ne,0 York Times (Iadj.
II IS Notifying TO see a Statesman who has
heli the position and COMMANDED the respect
which Senator Ednunds formerly enjoyed
STOPPING TO such a hippant and triiing treat
ment OF tue Dudley scandal as toe Vermont
senator INDUCED in whel he undertook 70 reply
to Mr. VOORHEES, Wednesday. II was not only
nippant and trifiing, but il was clearly unfair
and inslneere, and was worthy of a cheap po-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Strauss, the famous composer of waltz
cline, and he thinks that possibly this is be-
cause so many young men have been pre-
vented from proposing marriage, because
they were out Of breath from the exertions
of the dance.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Northern newspapers have been forced to
admit that Gov. Lowry was in earnest
about pur ishing prize fighting in Mississippi.
After awhile they may admit that the
sentiment in favor of this brutal sport" is
much stronger north than south.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

While Miss Kate Drexel is ministering to
the wants of the sick in Mercy hospital,
Pittsburg, her sister, MISS Elizabeth
Drexel, is basking in the smiles of the man
to whom she has just been married The
groom, Walter George Smith, is a young
lawyer Of Philadelphia, and son of the
late Gen. Thomas Kirby Smith. The cere-
mony was performed by Archbishop Ryan.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Millionaire Pulitzer, proprietor of the
New York World, and ex-member of con
gress, is doubtless greatly shocked because
the Ohio democrats have decided to elect Mil
ionare Brice to the United States Senate.
His cry is, Down with all of the million
aires except meIn
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Joseph c. Ditman. the Philadelphia bank
president who mysteriously disappeared a
few weeks ago, is still missing, but C. C.
Campbell. of the Williams Paper Company.
says he saw him last Tuesday night He
says that the missing man alighted in Phila-
delphia from New York train, was met
by woman who, without a word, handed
him an envelope, and Immediately disap-
peared. Before he had recovered from his
establishment the man had also disappeared.
Campbell is well acquainted with Mr., Dit
man, aud he is confident of the Identified
ton. Ditman's relatives think that Mr..
Campbell was mistaken
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Gen. Ben Butler has been heard from
again. He made speech the other night
at the dinner Of the Butler club in Boston,
and he violently abused Mr.. Cleveland and
Bishop Potter, and attacked the Australia
ballot system Nobody gives serious at
tention to what Butler says these days, how
ever. Among the other speakers was ex-
Commissioners Tanner, who made q sly
thrust at Secretary Noble. Butler and
Tanner make nice air.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Chicago colored people are reported to be
very angry because Senator Morgan wants
some Of the colored people Of the Unitei
States to go to Africa. Well, there is one
thing about it: they need not go unless they
want to, so what is to be gained by becom-
ing angrvg
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11
The Possibilities of okra.

Some time ago a practical Georgian,
living in Stewart county, told the MORNING
NEWS that he was C nvinced that the fiber
of the okra stalk would make as good
bagging for covering cotton as jute, aud
much better than any other substitute for
jute bagging that had been suggested.
Those who have given the matter attention
seem to agree with him, and they go further
and say that not only will the plant over
throw the bagging trust, but it will also
take the place Of cotton to a great extent
for making cheap and serviceable cloth.
Recently Mr.. J. j. Hill, of Edgefield,
s. c., sent to the agricultural department
of that state a sample of okra fiber that is
said to be as strong and glossy as ramie.
1t was then sent to the department at Wash
iugton, and Secretary Rusk, in acknowl-
edging its receipt, said that he had piles of
letters from all parts of the south, indi-
eating an inclination to substitute okra for
Jute in making bagging, and for other pur-
poses for which jute is used. Secretary
Rusk was very anxious to obtain informa-
ton as to the practicability of p eparing
the fiber, and upon this point Mr.. w. E.
Ludlow, practical machinist, who has
studied the plant for long time, says that
he can make a machine that will separate.
at very small cost, the fiber from the
wood and gluten. In the case of lutte.
be says, all efforts to invent machine that
will do this probably have failed, and it is
only in India and China that labor is cheap
enough for this to be done by hand; but in
the case of okra, tie wood surrounds the
fiber, and can be easily taken away by ma
chinery, and the gluten can be removed by
a simple process.
The president of the New York Cotton
Exchange, being asked what he thought
about the matter said he had no doubt the
okra fiber could be spun into fabric which
would make as good covering for cotton
as jute, but he could not vet ex-
press an opinion as to whether or
not it could be separated at
cost low enough to warrant its manufact-
ure. Cotton manufacturers in Lowell.
Mass, were not prepared to venture an
opinion as to the practicability of substi-
tuting it for cotton in the manufacture OF
cheap cloth, but representative of the
Lowell Machine Company said that the
company was considering the ACCESSIBILITY
of turning their machines to the develop
ment of the new fiber. Okra can be Guilt
waited with very little labor in the south.
and if it can be put to the uses indicated as
cheaply as is claimed. it will be worth
millions of dollars to this section.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

1t is stated that southern admirers of
President Harrison have given him a pres
ent. What are the names of these alleged
southern admirerss Do they really admire
the President, or do they want offices?
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11
CURRENT COMMENT.
Not # Lowry Can Prevent 1t.

From the Brltint9Te american (RepL
Gov Lowry is showing q most determined
purpose % make all participants in the Sullivan
kllrtin mil suffer It is pretty safe 10 venture
thar there will be no more prize iiguts IL Mis-
slssiuUi
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Col. Victor f. Piollet, of Towanda, Pa,
is an ardent protectionst, and great ad
mirer of Mr.. Randall, whom he visited in
Washington the other day. He says that
Mr.. Raudalls physicians are not managing
his case properly, because they do not I'M
derstand it, and that the distinguished suf-
ferer will never resume his seat in congress
unless he has better medical treatment. He
has known several cases like MIR. RandalPs.
he says, to De cured in New York. Mr..
Piolle- probably does Mr.. Randalrs
physicians an injustice. People are very
much inclined 10 put the blame upon
physicians when the improvement of
patients Is not as noticeable as they would
wish, and frequently they do so most I'M
Justly.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

The first ten days of 1889 have been
marked by record of disasters and acct
dents that, if kept up. will make the year
memorable for the loss of life and property.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Grsttan's Belfast Ginger Ale, established 1926.
IS the finest imported from Ireland. The dis
tinctive feature of this ale is It's fine delicate
flavor of pure ginger. Lippman Bros, Agents.
Savannah, &c.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

The president of the Knickerbocker Ice
Company of New York thinks that the APP
prehensions Of an ice famine next summer
are unwar- anted. He says that last winter
his company did not cut a block of ice
until Feb. 1, but that the following summer
there was an abundance of ice. 1t is hardly
probable that the unreasonable weather will
continue many DAYS more.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

The late Empress Augusta was EXCEED
ingly fond of music, and even encouraged
street musicians to play before the palace
She had several itinerant musicians on her
pension list, and it is said that her will pro-
vides a considerable sum for a house of
refuge for broken-down street nerformars.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Messrs. Alexander p Hull and Frederic
J. Cooke have purchased the industrial
monthly published in Atlanta, aud known
as Dirie This publication was originally
devoted entirely toliterature, but its man
agers decided to devote most of its space TO
the industrial interests of the south. and
their efforts met with considerable encour-
agement. Messrs. Hull and Cooke will con-
tinue its present policy, aud, there is reason
20 believe, will make an excellent magazine.
OF course Attorney General Miller saws
that he did not instruct District Attorney
Chambers to shield Dudley from arrest.
and doubtless he tells the truth. But did be-
not instruct the person IN indianapolis
whose duty it is to issue warrants for the
arrest Of offenders against the government
TO consult the district tocney before doing
SC, and did be rot have the Dudley case in
nllnd at the time3 And did not the district
attorney understand perfectly well, with
out being told, what was expected Of hime
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Do you suffer from scrofnla, salt rheum,
or other humorsl Take Hoods Sarsaparilla.
the great blood purifier. One hundred doses
one dollar.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

An obscure Pennsylvania republican
newspaper having called upon Senator
Quay to make declaration of his choice
for governor of that state, the Philadelphia
Inquirer says: THE common understand
ing is that Senator Gu y prefers the people
shall make their own choice" Come, now,
don't you know that Quay doesn't prefer
anything Of the kinda If such is the COM
mon understanding among the republicans
of that state, it must be said that Pennsyl-
vania republicans are very easily deceived.
The Philadelphia Press says: "The color
line is undoubtedly drawn il northern as
well as in southern communities" OF
course it is. A great many people think
that it is more closely drawn in the north.
IL is rather unusual for a northern news
paper to make a sensible remark in connec-
ton with the color line question.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-01-11

Rorsford's Acid Phosphate
Relieves indigestion, dyspepsia, etc.
Sharp County record., 1890-08-21
NOTED IN OTHER COUNTRIES

THE German Emperor's new rules for
wearing uniforms in the navy fill book
of forty pages.
A BELL cast recently for the Kharkow
Cathedral contains sixty-eight per cent
of pure silver. 1t weighs GAG English
pounds and Its vibrations last several
minutes.
THE arms OF Italy have been altered
on the National seal and flags. The
two small flags are left out and the col
ors of rAnnonciad and several other
orders are added.
A TRAVELLER in Japan writes that the
Japanese pay more attention to personal
cleanliness than any other people in the
world. High and low bathe all over at
least once day and sometimes oftener.
AS SOON as the horse-cars from Cairo
to the pyramids are completed, and the
work is nearly done, an elevator will be
made to the tops of the venerable piles
so that ascent may be made quickly and
comfortably to the modern traveller.
THERE has Just been finished and
placed in the cathedral of Charkov,
Russia, a clock of solid silver, weighing
SIX hundred pounds 1t is in memory of
the Cars escape from death in the rail
road accident at Borki, and is so ar
ranged that upon October II in each
year-the anniversary of that event-it
will ring peal of bells.
THE largest room in the world, under
one roof and unbroken by pillars, is at
St. Petersburg; it is six hundred and
twenty feet long by one hundred and
fifty in breadth; by daylight it is used
for military displays, and battalion
can completely maneuver in it; twenty
thousand wax tapers are required to
light it; the roof of this building is u
single arch of iron.
THERE is an interesting scheme fer
establishing floating hotel at Hong
Kong. The vessel is to have three
decks, the lower being arranged for din
ing, billiard, smoking and card rooms,
The main deck will contain a drawing
room, twenty-one bedrooms, each with
full-sized bath and dressing-room,
while the upper, or spar deck, has been
arranged as promenade.
THE owners of all cabs in Paris have
been notified to supply their vehicles
with counters before April next The
counter is to ind icate at every moment
the distance trave led, the hour and the
amount due. When the cab is in mo-
ton the fare will increase in proportion
to the distance gone over, ard when th',
vehicle is standing still it will rise as if
the cab were travelling eight kilom stol s
IN hour.
Sharp County record., 1890-08-21
Fame.

Fame and good reputation consists In
doing the right thing in the right way at the
right time. Generals are famous who led
the way to victory. Orators Are famous
who touched the heart of the people. Smiths
Tonic Syrup is famous because it has ever
accomplished correct results. Used in the
right way at the right time it invariably
does the right thing. 1t never makes a
failure. 1t never brings disappointment. 1t
was invented by the eminent DR.. John Bull
Of Louisville, KY, as substitute Tor qui-
nine 1t does its work even better than was
expected. 1t has all the good qualities of
qlinine and none of its evil tendencies. 1t
cares chills and fever, colds, ihtlrenza, la
grippe, etc, even when quinine fails. til
pleasant to take and children like it. 1t
builds up broken down constitution and
fortilics t against the insidous attacks OF
maaral influences.
Sharp County record., 1890-08-21
1t was Ben Johnson, we be-

1t was Ben Johnson, we be-
lieve, who, when asked NAL
locks question, as life worth
living '" replied THAT de-
pends on the huey." And Ben
Johnson doubtless saw the
double point to the pun.
The liver active-quick-
life rosy, everything bright,
mountains of trouble melt like
mountains of snow.
The liver sluggish-life dull,
everything blue, molehillS of
worry rise into mountains of
anxiety, and as a result-Slck
headache, dizziness, constipa-
ton.
Two ways are open. Cure
permanently, or relieve tenn
porarily. Take a pill and suf-
fer, or take a pill and get well.
Shock the system by an over
dose, or coax it by a mild,
pleasant way.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
are the mild means. They
work effectively, without pain,
and leave the system strong.
One, little, sugar coated pei
let is enough, although a
whole vial costs but IS cents.
Sharp County record., 1890-08-21
N. Y. Commercial Advertiser.

III the proposed Fourth Assistant
Postmaster-Gencral should bo given the
job ofkeeping James G, Blaine's letters
out Of the mails, he will be of vast service
to the party.-Louisville Couricr-Jour
nal
The Republican Senators are be-
ginning to realize that tho Treasury is
already on the brink Of bankruptcy
without subjecting it to tho strain Of
an expenditure Of millions for the pur-
pose Of making elections q farce. Al
bany Argus.
Mr., Harrison's friends assert that
he has paid for the house and lot pre-
sented to Mrs Harrison by the Cape
May Point syndicate. The country will
be glad to believe 1t. 1t will be appro-
pirate, however, TO put in evidence the
check with the dates Of its drafting and
presentation for payment plainly leg
ible. st. Louis Republic.
True, tho Republican majority at
Washington has done nothing for tenn
peronce, has not even passed the anti
original package bill; but II has got rid
OF the surplus, and that in q little over
u year How foolish President Glove
land was to worry his head over such a
little matter Ms surplusl Honcoforth
1t Is not q theory nor condition, but
fact that will confront tho public. -
N Y. Voice prohibition Organ).
The Benring sea dispute should
be at once arbitrated. 1t need not be
assumed that Mr.. Blaine has the Grim.
lnal purpose OF using this paltry dis
pute TO force war which would bc a
calamity to both countries and TO civil.
ization, but II the dispute Is continued,
an accident Is liable to occur ut any
timc to mako war unavoidable. Tho
matter must not drag farther. Let II
be arbitrated and settled at once, st
Louis Republic
Sharp County record., 1890-08-21

offensive manner. South and North
would Join hands as they never have
done since the foundation of the Gov
ernment if these young men could nave
their way. Does the Speaker take this
into account? Apparently not He has
seen the policy he advocates successful
in the past and he does not recognize
the fact that the conditions that made
it successful are gradually disappearing.
Though he is disregarding precedent in
the House he is following a very bad
precedent in politics. His course is
more likely to lead to defeat than vic
tory.-Chicago Globe.
Sharp County record., 1890-08-21
That Unfortunate Liver of Yours,

Bilious reader, will never resume its func-
tions with regularity and vigor if you per.
sist in pestering it with blue pill and calo,
mel. Don't you know that these arc equally
Objectionable forms Of the cumulative poi
son-mercury' We, presume you do, and
pair damages, regulate the abused organ
and invigorate it with Hostettcr's Stomach
Bitters, Incompatible, also, for dyspepsia
nervousness and kidney complaints.