The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-07-25
BREAKFAST BUDGET.
"All that's BRIGHT must fade.
The brightest still the I~peicst."
All we wear Is fmyel
Just when We would DO npateSt.

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Life Is like a game Of whist-its mys
tories will be- solved when the last trnmI
10 played.-Emir Gdstite.
A St. Louis Young man has lost $40,
900 and involved himself in irrctrieya
bio ruin by trying to beat the races.
No, CIarinda, the fellow who plays il
a brass band il not called n bandit, bu,
he ought to be.-Binghampton RepuJli
cdn.'
Lady (searching for burelars)-'Hert
Bridget, you let down the folding be,
and then I'll look under it."-Chauluu
qua.
A good deal OF gossip INDUCED in by
by the fair sex might very promptly
como In under the head OF fancy work.
Hutchinson Neus.
Dan Rico and Il former partner, Pat.
rick Ryan, M Albany grocer, have or.
eanized n circus, which will travel
through the South next winter.
Edison's "far sight" machiue will prob.
ably be completed by 1892. Through, its
aid one will be able, in Cincinnati, TO see
the features Of Il friend in Boston.
Miss Della Cross, OF Brooklyn. is
owner and master OF the schooner Ore.
gor, and is said to be the only woman
who is master OF n sea.going vessel.
The bachelors Of Baden have formed
M auti.musical association, binding
Themselves, under q solemn oath, not to
marry any girl who plays the piano.
A new born child OF Nieetown, Pa,
weighed twenty-five pounds. Its mother
however, is almost u g!antess, being over
six feet tall and propostionately large.
The urhappiest man OF the day. is The
Il who goes of on a vacation and 70.
turns to find that his friends do not
know that no has been away.-Chicugo
Post.
A farmer in Warwick, r. l., finding
that words wouldn't induce II gang OF
tramps to leave his yard, overturned Il
hive OF bees. His visitors then departed
in n hurry.
II wish l was m angel" said Willie.
"Why?" at must be bully this weather
to be no!hin' but a head With a pair Of
feather fans behind your eurs."-Mtw
York Herald.
us this Mr.. Mize?" eyes, madame"
"The painter OF miniatures? ayes,
madame" "Wiat'il you charge to paint
a hfe.slze miniature Of my daughter ?"-
Ntw York Sun.
Judge-"Havc you ever seen the
prisoner at the bar" Witness-"Never,
your honor; but I've seen him when |
strongly suspected he'd been at it,
Binghampton Leader.
The first steamer ever chartered to
carry produce from New York to Austria.
liza was engaged Thuredsy. Hitherto
produce has been shipped itom that port
to Australia in calling vesEela.
A dock hand at Fall River, Mass, has
Just met with a singular mishap. He
lain down on the wharf and fell asleep.
The hot sun beat into his face, totally
destroying the sight Of both eyes.
a.. Hunt sunk an ar,csian we'll $50 feet
two miles from Sun Bernarnino recent.
ly. The water rises thirty inches above
the top OF the casing, and stones of
eighteen pounds weight are occasionally
thrown out.
Ex.Postmaster General james SYM
pathizes With the striking London post
men. He aayssthey m greatly under.
paid, receiving less than half the pay Of
u pcstmen, and they arc compelled to
do much nero work.
A Waterville (Mc.) cat has quite a
reputation for catching birds, which
she does by q clever strategem. She
places angle worms and other bait where
the birds will find them aud where she
lies in ambush to pounce on the unsus-
pecting birds ms they alighs.
An examination Of the scales used by
the ice dealers ut HoIyoke showed that
n was short anywhere from fifteen to
twenty pounds, and another WIS short
half a pound in five pounds. None OF
those examined were found to overweight
the fractional part OF IN ounce.
Lighthouse Point" says the New
Haven Comm Rcyisttr, ''has for years
been infested by mosquitoes, but this
year it ID said that ,ncse insects are
harder to find there than picnic gather
inGs. The reason is that n bug Of bigger
growth has ont along and completely
destroyed the mutquito plague"
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