St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-12-14
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

It's cogently suggested that an amendment
to the force bill could be couehed in lam
guage implying protection to Oregon negroes
who wish to earn their bread by labor on
public buildings. By act of Republican
legislature they are now prohibited from do
ing so.
Buffalo Bill-Good heavingsl We must re-
turn Immediately.
DIR. Powell-How now, pardner?
Buffalo BILL have forgotten me dress
suit
DR.. Powell-S' death and bloody oondsl
p. P. Correspondent = Well. of all the
blighting, blasting, blstering, blithering
flukes, this takes the muffin.
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1t must be pleasant for Succi to greet one
of his argus-eyed watchers on the return of
the latter from good, square meal.
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John Doe has again been apprehended.
He will by the grace of Gov. Peck, serve the
state of Wisconsin as attorney general.
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These are the times when the schemes OF
mice pan out considerably better than those
of men.
Moses P. Handy has been appointed a
promoter in connection with the worlds
fair by Director General Davis. AS a pro-
moter of good fellowship Mr. Handy has al
ways proved genial success.
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Fulldeck-I tell you, Chips there are no
flies on that girl.
Chips (whom she has rejected) = No;
neither are there on an ice palace.
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BOB Ingersoll bemoans the fact that his
opinions On religions bar the way to success
in politics. Col. Ingersoll should console
himself with the reflection that successful
politics bars many man way to religion.
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Immediately succeeding the election the
Republican organs chimed together in the
chorus: 1.-The tariff question is settled"
But New York and Chicago merchants are
circulating petitions to congress to stave off
the collection of duties six months The
tariff question, like pot of poor coffee, is q
long time settling.
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Recent explanatory and inf1ammatory
communications to ST. Paul papers develop
the fact that Buffalo Bill did not go out to
ensnare Sitting Bull in full-dress SUIT and
patent leather CATERS, minus goloshes. Pos
not the policy of the present administration
to allow 'cheap man in cheap coat to
distinguish himself Better thing undone
than a thing done in defiance of Ward Nc
Allisterian etiquette and social squeeze.
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The Chicago Globe says that 1.-THE governor
of Texas is a Hogg." Certainly. He COB
bled the biggest Democratic gubernatorial
vote of any man in the United States, and re-
turns are still coming in from Tom Green
county.
We violate no confidence III saying that
Buffalo Bill. without dress suit, can put
Sitting Bull to sleep in three wo-minute
rounds.
Official Looking Parsonage (to manager)-
understand you are running ''The Clemen-
ceau Case at your theater.
ManageF-Y-y-ye-ye sir; but assure you
it is an entirely new version of Dumas play
which is presented and totally devoid of
anything indelicate in scene or dialogue.
We have carefully expugated-
Official-Looking Persouage-Oh, you have
eh Well you needn't give me a ticket,
then. Good day, sir.
DR.. Harrison declares that if the force bill
is defeated he will not accept renomina-
ton. For heavens sake, defeat it: this
country has suffered enough.
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Ore-half the world doesn know how badly
the other half want the worlds fair open On
Sunday.