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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
AFIRSl-C GLASS INVESTMENT
ANEW RICHMOND ENTERPRISE
The Richmond Ice NaelineC0npany

AUTHORIZED CAPITAL-Mlnimunl. $4,000:
maximum, s210,0o0 Par value OF snnrss' 80
each.
Virginia, Is tho builder OF COMPRESSION tCk
AND INCORPORATING MACHINERY, under
the johnson patents, which IL without rival Ia
&c simplicity and the effectiveness OF i;e WORK,
and rs about the only plant where al me ms
cbinery Ia on one for.
our machines nov at work are giving entire
satisfaction. The ice made BY hen ~ 70 trans
parent that q newspaper eau DO reed thrcogn
block eleven .nchas thick.
CAPITAL STOCK. $3.50. has already been
subscribed and paid up, and tue company -
10 z terms--yiz, - per share at tho tins OF sac
scription, s. per share In thirty days. ana ~ per
SHARE Ia sixty days, and tho balance upon mo
caii OF tue Board Of Directors, no cali 70 DO
greater thsn 81 per SHARE DOR 70 b made within
thirty dsyS OF any previous call; go snares
Ihls company does no. manufscfure tcs, bus
SELLS Tdg MACHINERY for 10 doing
no b,,ssn<ss has si.own sseh yoPfd gsowfh IN tho
soush "a that % manufacturing ice. We ero
pow building two lotion machines and nave co.,
tracts IN view thAt win yield dividend Of - per
cent Ter annum on The stuck. aud we hsve M
merous inquiries for our machanery IRON al
parts Of the South.
mat his win BE- frst-ciass payipg invest
ment we have no doubt, and 70 recommend Il
Subscriptions may 10 paid 70 z A. Cabin, Sc
t,ltizsns BANG. on 20 Wifiam ~ HUI cnshier
STATE hank, k.eha,ond. Va
The following ara theoe1cers Is ne conpepy--
yix: Herman schmidt prsstdsss; Nililan
A. Csflil, secretary ana treasurer; = ". aobn-
sou. superintendent
0flcs Of mo company. ifpc sass Aaie sfssek
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pnnr unfnanitYi

The common lot Il ono OF sorrow ssy---a'
least--the pesslmists, they who look ct The Eors'
side. Certainly VIVA, would otherwise DO
brigh, existence Is oftsn Swallowed BY some AL
meat tia, oyorhanrs It Ike pan. opseufias
uo.petually the radiance that else would iish'
The path. Such an alinens. and very common
one, Is nervousness, or Ia other words weakness
Of he nervous system, q coalition only IRE
mediabls vhero inesncient or improper means
arc taken 70 relieve Il. The concurrent expe-
Renee OF nervous people who have psrsis'enu'
rsoe ilosle;rer's stomach Biitsrs - ilN nsOu-
qusrs entirely Representatives, OF inc nsrses,
as well a. disesses--so eailed--vhich are in'''.o
and sustained by their chronic Weakness ~
Inc nerves gain stamina from Tho gres, ,onic sse
rnsuusgisn. bilsousnesn, end kidney troubles s.,
~ : ''' 1As-WlwlF&su
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

over the table, carroming on two occu-
pants Of the other side, and bearing the
candidate for coffee with her to leeward. .
The male passenger freed himself and
rushed, with the instinct Of self-preserva-
ton, for the companion-way. joined by the
others. while Mrs Partington-alas for
human gallantry unable to move, lay
there. covered bv the debris of smashed
crockery, with nothing to be seen OF her
but a pair of No. shoes and black stock
ings elevated above the mass.
Ike. however, was unframed. though
considerably shaken up. and he fastened
10 extricate the OLD lady. which be did with
difficulty, az the vessel had not yet recov.
cred her equilibrium, and the cry Of
Whoa" from above indicated. that the
horses's eauincimitv was disturbed. The
shouts and yells and stamping of feet were
fearful, blent with the whistling of the
gale.
At last, recovering herself and sitting as
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Davit was better. the jug having about
eivcn out. Tho first cigar put in an APP
pearance, star Of promise to the lately de-
spending.
Seven bells had sounded when 81 Potion,
the mate, came below to summon Mrs.
Darlington to the deck.
Come, auntie." said he, I'VE want you
above. We've struck the Gulf Stream"
did the collision do any harm 2" she
asked.
oh no: all right"
well, wait tin mako myself response
bic and will come. / shall be rejoiced TO
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

forgive any one who had been oHenueu ny
his conduct. =.
This was so manly in him that even Mrs;
Partington relented. The breakfast had
proceeded to near its close, when the
steward. who had been sent on deck, pre-
viously. returned and whispered something
in the Captains ear.
"You will please take my place, Mrs.
Partington." said he, rising. land preside
over the feast. | am wanted on deck, but
you need not change your seat, as you VIII
remember that where McGregor sits Is the
head of the table"
lie accordingly went out and the break
fast proceeded
No change had been noticed in the Cap
tain's features on receiving the message
and nothing Of an alarming nature was ap-
pretended. The warm atmosphere OF the
tropics they were entering pervaded tho
cabin and there was great eXhllAration IN
the hearts Of all, by whom the weather was
especially commended.
All thank YOU for some coffee" said one
upon the opposite side ofthe table, holding
over his cup and saucer TO Mrs. Darlington,
who arose 20 hand over the beverage,
watching the roll Of the vessel. while hold
ing the cofiee-pot in one hand and the cup
and saucer in the other, combining dignity
and grace. Hei pose might have been
studied by an artist, of which. unfortu-
nately there were none on board: but
JUST at the climax OF admiration the
vessel careened suddenly 10 the lee
ward and then plunged violently for
ward. tearing Mrs. Darlington from
her moorings and throwing her.. coffee
pot, cup ana saucer, and al, nSht
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

by copy OF the London Puncn tnas ma
found its way among them. 49,
He WAS. very hilarious. when su9usn1
he jumped up, gave scream, ana asncso
around on one foot holding e sne bitten item By
q centipede, right through his stocking.
The announcement brought all 10 tnen
feet. Mrs. Partington. attempting 70 ger
on camp stool. broke down and tumoied
into heap.
The reptile was not caught, but long
stick with apin in II was found next morn
ing near where Ike had stood, but no kne"
nothing aboutit.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
Shot to Death.
IBy telegraph to tho Dispatch.l

CHARLESTON. January IA colored man
charged with burglary was taken from thls
Deputy Sheriff near Robbins, IN Barnwel
county. Tuesday night while on the way L
Jail, tied TO tree by the roadside, an
shot 10 death. The shooting was done by
masked men. supposed to be white, Every
effort has been made to conceal the mar
der, and as the scene OF lynching Is re
mote from news centres il is almost impos
sible 10 Oct complete information.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

He Seven Pollies, in
her lively game OF
pitch and toss, had
kept the steward pref
ty busy below for two
days, but on the third
all til G passengers
we're able TO tumble
up except Mrs. Part
ington. who was still
in redundancy under
care of the steward
and Ike. Ike had es-
capped the infection
and was as smart as q
cricket. Even Captain
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Tho ,yoyerept of specie.

NV YonK, January i1.-Exports Of specie
from the port OF New York during the week
amounted 10 1913, ISL. OF which Sol, !64 was
in gold and s527.02 in silver; $3.50 in gosdi
and S525. $40 in silver went TO. Europe and
S54.77s in gold and ~. $50 IN silver 10 south
week amounted to $685. 94, of which So7,-
SS4 was in gold and 81, $50 in silver.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
rr.rrrInN YAoANcIEs.

PARIS, January 11.-Elections will be held
tomorrow in the departments OF Moroi-
ban and daute Vienne to fill vacancies Ia
the Chamber Of Deputies, caused by the
inyalidation OF the election of a number
Of members who were returned at the last
General election. All those whose elections
were invalidated Will again contest the
districts in which they ran before.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
AT-YOBACCO NOTICE.
To Whom it Mny Concern

The following hogsnesis and uenoes or 10.
BACCO nave been on Storage la CENTRE
WAREHOUSE, Nos. isil. iili, and itib ease
Cary street, for more than three years. Tue
orners thereof are hereby notified thet my
must pay up the warehouse charges Ia fuii on
or before January 81, 1897, or the tobacco Will
be sold for the Same according 70 long'estADhsh-
I'd
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Next morning after this episode, at
breakfast. Captain Davit presided. with
blunt and hearty manner. he mad
restored himself to the good graces OF his
passengers, alienated for some time by his
brutal conduct TO the cook, by confesslns
aggravated by tho medicine be had been
taxing for sea-sickness. and was ready to
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
Bonds Accepted.

WASHINGTON, January li.--Bond onerinss
to-day. Si9i, 800. Ali were accepted at I'D
for A. and lo49s for AS.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

box for her to sit on.
"Can you see it?" said she.
otis the sea itself" was the reply.
"Well, never" said she. Here is a
wonderment, TO be sure. A stream under
water! One would think it would lose It3
efficiency. Inever would have believed 1t
if 1 hadn't seen it. But there are many
strange things in the world that we must
except even against our own conclusive
ness"
More might have been said. probably
better: Int cry from the cook diverted
the attention Of all. ana the poor fellow
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

1t is not true that Governor Mckinney
neither smokes. drinks. nor swears. He
smoked out Malone, drinks when ne is
thirsty and he took an oath ON New Years
day.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

There is nothing small about President
Harrison's way Of doing things. He goes
the whole hog"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
FaIIu,e of a JeweIry House.

BosroS, January I'm. 1. Qulmby q
Co., manufacturing jewellers. Of TINS city,
have failed. The house is one of the largest
in its line.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Winter appears TO be losing its grip just
as we are getting ours.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
HE MARCHED WITH SHERMAN
TO THE SEA;

Trudged all the way on foot, over mountain
and through morsss. carrying knapsack ara
gun, slept on brush heaps TO keep OUT OF me
mud caught cold, from the effects of which
his friends thought he would never recover.
lingering with slow consumption Tor many
wears, he saw Or. Pierces Golden Medical DIS
coycry advertised In u country newspaper,
and he determined 10 try II. A few botties
worked a change six months continued use
cured him. Always too independent 10 AK
needa none. He helped save his country, he
saved himself Consumption is Lung -scrCf-
ula. For scroiula. IN al It's myriad forms, tne
" Discovery Is an uuequaed remedy; ic
cleanses tie system Of all tlood-taints, from
whatever cause arising, and CURES al SKIN
ard Scalp Diseases. Salt-rheum, letter. Fee.
ma. and kindred ailmeuts. IL . guaranteed
10 benell or cure IN oil diseases tnr wnich ~
"a reeommendod. or money paid for IL will
be refunded. Sold By druggists
couyrighi. isss, BY WORLDS Dis. NED. ASSN
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Why any man in his senses should object
to trust for fifty years is hard to under
stand. He must be fonder than most peo-
pie of having the collector call on him.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

1.-THE Grip" is no new thing. We know
some people who have had il long time
on their pocket-books, and they never let
90. And this suggests another rhyme
The Cripple at the Gate.
BY the park = iron portal ali day long he sits
on the chilly stone steps, his short cru'ch py
His cane In his hand, with the crook that Just
The cato that no opo's when pedestrians spy
ing
Through winter and summer no sticks 10 his
rxcent On the very worst days Of the former;
Aud though be must often DO cold a. q most
lbs heart, III 10 bail. than most peoples Is
warmer.
For though IN his platter the pennies are few.
His face ever shines with the grace oil con-
tcltmont; ,,,.. ,,
Though many bis portal go heodlessiy lhIoush
MN hands shut and empty ne SHOWS ho To-
sentiment.
But opens for all with ready good will,
Each one with a smile and cheeriui worn
Docs No thought through the misery ever once
thrill .,,, -, M .,,,,,
greetings
OF the riches with which their deep conerS are
No, ME can they give To tho MANNED or the
They'd raitlOr keep all, and with Dives be
The fate that befsils e'er the srSSp'ns anu
greedy.
"Winter lingering in the lap of May ," 10
vary often seen. but even the oldest IA
boi;tentn cannot remember when May
Gnrored so long in the lap OF Decemner'
&c sbe bas inst done. All the coai-oealefs
ara declaring that this Is the winter Oh
their discomfort.
Ora of the main functions of eminent
writers seems to be TO furnish eAahpIes VI
bad English to the textbooks
Tie Rev. Mr.. Cave seems to have gotten
himself into hole by his unorthodoN ut
teTances.
If an Odd-Follow catches the grip "
he can truthfully say that he got IL ny 30
ing to the lodge.
7. IA said chat the custom OF calling on
~, Year's day has fallen into lnnocnouS
des,,etude y hut the man who dia IL the
other day and lost the pot thinks not
There was quite ar fnn : sep was rather
T1ici, January OH. WeA'' ~
mean TO give It away.
Ward McAlisters New-Year'S BAH Is sun
rolling-in the newspapers.
Prince Murat now says that he's Wiling
10 take ANYTHING that Miss Oaidweh may
Ne wilma 10 allow him. such q poor
snirited prince should be allowed 10 take
his leave.
New York VIII have the cehssInhii;s s = M a,n
before the Grant monument. lS 1900 - Jus
eestiye Of when the latter may % 'o'Aeu
for
whs magazines may possibly be so called
ho.a, 90 they are often so very dry inside
That tbev had railroads anu ny w ss
yraph in old times is proven py 49, no. oss - I,
NV INV DAYS are swifter tnan poet.
There il nothing new under the suh'
she's Got ", Too.
She ssoms III at ease
AZ she plays on the KEYS ,,.s,,,,,e. her lin.
OF the cailgfaph: slisnuy sh"axn.
Then she gigos boafso
Thea terrible snecxss ,.ss. a. great {" La
As sho gets Ia the cau'sA'S
Grippe"
The man who invented the syyowr r,e,
4 second only 70. the one wno , sn' ns,,a.
tho typewriter-girl. MAY sns wy 's's'
oil
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
CHlLD'S PLAY.


Whatever may be the true inwardncss Of
the great cigarette excitement, it is safe TO
predict that it win all end in smoke.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

The Worlds Fair in 1892 should be held
in the City Of Magnificent Distances" as
it Is such long way of.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
The SITUATION \ DELICATE ONE.

LISBON, January 1.-The Did declares
that fresh British demands, accompanied
by the menacing preparation for for
midable naval demonstration, have 50 az
gravated the difficulties that the situation
IS delicate. but that the resources or diplo-
macy are not yet exhausted. A Cabinet
council will be held tonight.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

see stream once more, for this being
tossed about so has become monotOnous."
She soon appeared on deck, but there
were nothing but dashing waves all around
her.
Where is the stream?" she asked,
having fancied that it must be stream
flowing between green banks bordered
with alders. with alternating openings, re-
vealing growing crops, and trees and tow
ers beyond, with singing birds to add to
the attraction Of the scene.
1t is, just now, under water" said the
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

An old lady was made 10 cry bitterly tho
other dag because some. bad boys stoned
her cats. She said they hurt her felines.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

They were rapidly nearing the tropic of
Cancer and the weather had become very
warm, enervating, and oppressive. Even
the horses. as they swayed to and fro with
the roll of the vessel, appeared TO be grave
ly contrasting their present condition Win
that OF horses attached to railway-cars or
hucksters wagons, and even treadmill
Neutrality-suspicious. gained something by
comparison. The warm atmosphere had
such depressing effect upon the black
horse that he even became reconciled with
the cook, as lesser evil, and would PEN
siyely take potato from his ebony hand
as large as ten-pound ham.
The evening airs We're invieorating,
when the close cabin was deserted. After
very hot day all were sitting ON deck, the
funny man informing his listeners that he
was going 10 Nainbruch. up the coast from
Legnan to edit the humorous department
of the DonnsrblaSi. tho natives having late
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

was seen held by the teeth of a
black horse owned by the Captain, d
spirited animal, which had from the
first manifested an intense hatred Of
the cook, and whose stall was next the lad
der leading up over some bundled hay to
where the cook got his water to cook with.
This time he had attempted TO come down
the ladder and was for moment OF his
guard, when the horse grabbed him By his
clothes, shaking him as if he were a rat. All
made a rush for the rescue but the Cap
tain, leaping from the hmness-cask, came
in first, and seiZing n copper speaking
trumret that rested on brackets IN the COM
panion way. dealt such blow on the head
OF the uDohending negro that IL fattened
as il it were sheet lead--the trumpet, not
the head, as the head Of his class is pro-
verbally SO hard as u defy ell attacks.
The cook was eXtricated and at dinner
(the Captain being absent, from relapse
owing TO the Stewards finding flask with
about two doses OF medicine in I'D severe
comment was made on his conduct.
IL think, said Mrs. PartIngtOn, her fork
elevated like the trident Of Neptune, her
spectacles denoting the deepest emotion.
81 think the Captains conduct highly IT.
reprOachable and nothing can paralyze It,.
He treated the poor black man like a
niger, and nothing can DO said 10 extem-
porise the deed"
She was applauded rapturouslv, and Ike,
who lay upon the fioor, attempting TO hum
"A life on the ocean wave 10 the tune OF
Yankee Doodle" gave loud hurrah.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
FOREIGN NOTES.
About the Sick King-Othcr Items.

rBy Angio-Amerlcan cable TO the Dispstch.l
MADRID, January IA bulletin issued
at o'clock this afternoon states that the
condition Of tho King is tranquil and that
1 hero nrn no sions of q cOllnnse.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
I,e,med Of scaling nigh Mont Blanc,

Idrearned OF scaling high Mont Blanc,
OF winding round It's dizzy ways;
Anon through dismal passes werL
Anon was bathc1 In solar rays.
stood upon It's frosty heights
Ana gazed upon it, snow nlled craters-
Alas! twas but an Over-nights
Surieit of hard baked sweet potatoes
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

If an Odd-Fellow catches tne GRIP
he can truthfully say that he so' IL ny 30
ING to the lodge.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

The rod-hcaded woman is usually a
match for most men. yet, strange to say,
She generally dies an old maid.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12
MRS. PARTINGTON.
THIRD CHAPTER OF THE OLD LAoY's
LATEST PRESENTATIONS.
"a Life On the Ocean Wave "--Advcn'
turcs, sfisbaps, and Surprises NJ 10
Told by the Old Lady Herself.

Written for the Dispatch by B. r. shiiiaber-
Copyrightedl
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

II il said chat the custom OF calling on
New. Years DAY has fallen into "lnnocno o.,
H Ho" nj y but the man who did 1t the
other day and lost the pot thinks not
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Bill-collectors should wear uniforms
dun-colored, of cOurse-if they would be
successful.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Tie Rev. Mr.. Cave seems 70 nave eo', u,
himself into a hole by his unortho"oA Ut
teTauceS.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Prince Murat now says that he IS ww'i IN
10 take ANYTHING that Miss 0aidwe'' ln"Y
be willing to allow hi IN o,i SV to take
spirited prince should be aiio"eu W ''N'
his leave.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

That tbey had railroads and the e 'e e
.,a,.b i IN old times is proven by Soo *. %;
g RSpn ~ ,n ~ DAYS are swifter than post"
Tbsrs ia nothing new under the SUM-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

"Winter lingering in the lap of May" IS
very often seen, bu; even the 9iuest ~
bal1itantn cannot remember when May
fingered so long in the lap OF Deem sna per- per,
as she has just done All tne coaijuta,e rs
are declaring that TINS Is tuo "il''' -
their discomfort.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

The average New York editor thinks he
knows more than anybody else, and he
ought to. as be never parts with any OF his
knowledge.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

One of the main functions OF eminent
writer's seems to be TO furnish examples oi
bad English to the textbooks
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Miss Nellie BY; who is endeavoring to
circumnayicate the globe within eighty
days, is evidently inclined to be fast"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

The magazines may possibly De De :; ;Os SJ,.eo
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

New York viii have the centsnniai arcn
before the Grant monument. l ha Z, oo ~
eestive Of when the latter may % io'Aeu
for.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

uo,., tno fssv arr En-. Well, it was rather
mean 10 give It away.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

II can be said with peculiar truth of the
man who drives the street-swoeping ma
chine: Dust thou art and unto dust thou
shalt return
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

T,s man who invented the, typewriter
4 n ne only to the one, who invented
s i staypewritef-girI May the type never
QiI
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

People should not lightly accuse the lie
gislature of improper action, for it il well
known that il does business on the Square
That is a Capitol joke, isn't it2 Here j:
another:
"See you yon marble statue, say?
Few finer In existence.
A htile dint'y now. It's Clay,
Looks VOL, though, at this distance"
Chow that? How can that be now. pray7
Tat song won't do 10 MARBLE.
just nog you said the statues clay
At 0rst you said twas marble
~ marble statue tits Of Clay;
guess you would DC JOKING.
OF Henry Cisy Oh clear as day.
WHAT brand will you DO sInOkins?"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Ward McAlister's New-Year'S pan Is SUN
rolling-in the newspapers
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

She's Got W, a""'
She ssoms III at ease
n. shnc,ilg,aph: slightly irempies her up
y Then is she sisos noarse vheezo'
,fhen terrible sneczn . =, grsat .Ia
As sno gets in the ciu'en's ~ s'
Grippe
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

The Bedtime Company do not appear
TO he able to make buckle and tongue
meet.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

The farmers wife who put an oyer-riVo
octilt under her hen set bad egg-sanple.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

Dying by electricity is the most shock
ing OF all deaths.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1890-01-12

The cooking-school anticipate having a
warm time.