Telegram-herald., 1890-11-29

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al11 fsl ia kyve w1sa ANA i was 49,
1azt ae 49, a.Alsisa1aa. bst sAss b. hss1
4lch = trsnk. ~tnning ~ay VIA hl7n.
Althoaga - Years q 49,. ta1 broad
shesi.lsEe4. earro~ Esake1 ~lEh = sa-
p~rb bioada h,sssl balanced atgvs his So
E.sFsErzct1rs, b. was - simpis Ia his
~@ys A. Il he kAt bssn barn EhAt morn
nag he hsisnsd - what one said uiEh
creliaious aarnesluess tL.1c was perfectly
charming, and peE she absurd fsllo~
~asa -or2nk' d not givs The popa-
lar alssnins of tis4S nlach ABUSED word
k3y = crank 1alns = mAn EsHssessed q
whAl Ia Old fsatlo1ed Phrase VA called
; ao5by-skas - taken up vita soIas
oas iAyOFtls sub5ect - tbs utter excin-
sloa of al sehsrs. We have certain men
Who oslisSs thAs humanity i construct
81 aks machine. and there b q crank
sCusWhars thAt II thy can gcs h0ld II
and sara vigorously al the wheolz,
hssenA. pallies and things WI move
h4rnonl0asly, with great results The
human machine is. say, sort OF coffee
mLl with its cFank To some THIS Is
temperance, fea ezampls. q pFOteotioa
or sabbath breaking. l knew man
Who hAi morns aaiticaahs On the TRAN,
ADD hs lAIked Ala and had worms.
These cranls are bores of course, bat
Charles Augustus vas an exception Hs
erank SAs delicious, because be was de-
hcloOz. His fad was - delightful that
instead q avoiding it his friends drew
hIm ous and eEljoyod his frank, boyish
eArnestness, and when he found that he
vas being chAlfed instead Of getting Of
f-usied he would deprscate the hunor,
saying ~Weu. supposo IL does appear
rilacuious, but, BY Jove, I believe it."
A crank - almost always offensive, not
only fr0n al everlasting production of
hls one tOEac, bat his intense advocacy
and W temper when doubted or having
II disputed Our dear fellow was earn
est enough. bat n would listen patient
IL. AMI ~ i'm 8 with well, must CON
f.ss thai Is = weak place Ia my theory
~ least, Il appeans-0uI believe It only
appears 80. There Is an answer or an
explanation somewhere, II l could only
find Il. It was common for him 20 con-
f-ss lack Of intellectual power IN HIM
sef and lamont that Tyndale. Herbert
Spencer and Huxley, the heavy ordnance
Of science, did not take up the subject
and help HIM out
ChArles Augustus had FAIR mind and
possessed vast stores OF information. for
ho had been hard student But all
ss--rn,ed b end Ia belief that by ohserv-
ir4g the laws Of nature and living Up to
certain conditions hfe on earth could be
rendered immortal '-Disease and death.
be would say ',sre not laws, they are
Violations OF law. II 10 were our destiny
. sicken and die sickness would not be
accompanied with pain, and people
would not have such a prejudice against
dying. By Jovel IL Is horrible shock
THAI We cannot get accustomed to-" But
il wOald Hu volume to give even in
outline the many and learned arguments
b. brought 10 bear upon the subject.
Among others, however, WIS that wen
bsanz was more dependent upon the
mind shan upon the material things
% which III health was attributed. He
EsSscrted that wOrrY shortened more lives
than torpid liver, and that the smo-
tons were prOstrating and perilous.
There was love. for example. that was =
bsasstly impulse IN the lOwer animals and
hid under ssntirnent N the human being
he wks very sgrOng on this point and
avowsd that. IN his determination 70
dexnoustrass the sruth Of human immor-
tsJatY ON earth, he would especially
guard hinlsef against that stupid emo
ton He further maintained that in
evsry child born there was that much
taksn from the vitality OF the parents.
Thsre were three charming girls IN
the house. and Of course, while they
evidently admired our immortal, they
had DO patience with his beliefs Our
hero Was not only vegetarian In food,
but be hsld killing - be an evil that
shortened the life Of the slayer Moth
ing proved MS sincerity and earnestness
more than tha When an Enghshnan
gives up his gun he gives away his &C
ond nature II not al his nature. To XII
s1snething = John BolTs ruliag passion
This condition q our young crank threw
hfra mach upon tbs society Of the won
IL AItA - 80 - AEeAA eAtF~' -
ssy. with charming simplicity. that 81 Mr.
Sprays theory sounded real nice except
that pa<t Aboot love. and thai part was
81 nCneense-
Our tern - stay. FIRED fn the begin
ming by or host. drew 10 a close. There
xrs tro things worth trip scruas the
ocean - see-ono IA 9lsdstone. the other
To- country Bfs q an English gentle
man We took 0ur leave relaetaatly,
especially d our immortal
Nearly Year after ~ wrrs et the
Virginia svrin9s-not that hinge resort
of She vel bsnt upon making themselves
fll. known a. the Cireenbrier White Sui
ptur. bat In charming place devoted
- lnvslias called The Sweet Chalybeste.
Among he select few were fsSaoos
Confaderats general and his daughter.
Thy wsra vsry interesting people The
general wzs rot only suffering from
nsrvuus prostrataan. hruught on 6y The
rrfvstior-s snd exposure q ca1se
whrrs men marched without shoes.
hsuxht without foo-i nd slept without
hsnts. hut he had been voundsd n 4
wy nos rgalY - leave iss aecorNfion
th~uuxh nfs. hus q reminder = eontins-
e1s uein- The eevusiun - he aauEhteT
wsu the sympathy ~ al she had
sueurh IN hef heausy and accomplish
u,ents ~ wfn without the sender -entle-
ness that @sened a part of har nature
Bella c. vas ieserve,lIy bale. and
ssitors throu red her prssence with offsrs