The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-08-18
HILARIOUS HYS7HRICS.
Mrs. Weiner Has a Lovely
Time, but Makes Hotel
Keeper Baier Very
Unhappy.

OF all the lively women W no happen to
locate in Greenville. Mrs Ida Weiner last
night proved herself to be the liveliest
She is very prepossessing, about
thirty, and has dashing way
with her that at. once captured
the good will of mine host Bair, of Bair's
Hotel on Danforth avenue, when she
arrived there some time ago. Mrs.
Weiner smiled when she registered
her address as No. 237 West For
t1eth street, New York, and the
smile went straight to mine hosts heart
and caused curious lump to struggle in
his throat Mrs. Weiner said she would
remain some time. She wanted the best
accommodations in the house and she
wanted to lead a quiet home like life.
Il believe this is just the place where
can do so," said she, and mine host
agreed.
1t was soon noticed that Mrs. Weiner
was a lover of good things and those
good things consisted principally of
champagne and Milwaukee beer.
At about this time a young man who
said his name was Solomon, arrived at
the Belvedere House. This hotel was
directly opposite the Bair House and it
was but natural that the dashing Mrs
Weiner and Mr.. Solomon should become
acquainted.
Neighbors say this did happen. and that
dainty rose-tinted missions very often
conveyed from Mrs. Weiner to the hand
some gentleman at the Belvidere. 1t was
also said that on one occasion the
lady dressed in an elegant gown
called at the. rooms of Mr.. Solomon and
that soon the popping of corks was
heard just such as is made when cham
pagne is opened.
THE SUNDAY QUIET oPPREssEs HER.
Yesterday was a very quiet day for
most people in Greenville, and Mrs.
Weiner soon discovered the fact. She
objected to long sober faces, and to pre-
vent hers from becoming so took some
wine.
1t was good and she had some more.
This tasted better, and enjoying it SO
much, she had third portion. Then she
was real lively. She wanted to see others
SO and she went in the bar
She laughed and talked and treated.
Then the men laughed and talked and
continued to be treated. They had struck
bonanza and they appreciated it.
One gentleman who had obliged Mrs
Weiner by drinking her health dozen
times began to discourse on horse races,
claiming Tenny could beat Salvador any
day when in condition.
You're crazy, man." exclaimed the
charming creature, Simply crazy. I'll
bet you $50 he can't. I'll make it
hundred; here cover this" and
in playful manner that was
large roll two fifty dollar bills and waved
them gently before the mans nose.
Your pile is too big for me,' sadly said
the man and his eyes fingered tenderly
on the papers.
Well put up or shut up then" ex-
claimed the delightful woman, and then
to the universal joy of those
ohdod =
drink" They had it and more, and
kept having it until Mrs Werner diseoy-
cred her feet were not large enough to
stand on. The floor, too, was awfully
hilly, and she could not walk with her
accustomed grace.
Then the bartender refused to sell her
any more liquor. She made a great out
cry at this, and brought Captain Jack
Smith and Detective Egan on the spot
They arrested her, but she objected. They
persuaded her to go as far as the street
butno further. She sat down.
Captain Jack is lady's man and he
generally can manage them, but this
time he was stuck. He coaxed, and the
pretty damsel screamed; he swore and
she yelled; he begged and she kicked,
but move from her horizontal position on
the cold pavement she would not.
HEROIC MEASURES REsoRTED TO.
Then she had hysteria. Sne raYed, she
sang, she prayed ana Sne ground her
pretty teeth and Captain Jack forgot it
was Sunday and said d--n her
Some salt was rammed in her pretty
mouth, some water was poured down her
back finally, limp as string, she came
to and went to the station house. There
she repeated her hysterical act with grand
success. OH how she yelled
Veterinary Surgeon Vreeland was sent
for and SO was DR. Limeburner. The
veterinary arrived first. Being an expert
on calves he ordered her shoes off. Then
her clothes were loosened and then the
surgeon sat down.
He could do no more. Then DR.
Limeburner came and brought Eher
to- Today she was taken before
Justice Wanser. who fined her So
and she promised to ego and sin no
more" When searched at the station
hovse 500 were found on her.