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Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

Figured deal. consisting Of the amber
variegated dark parts Of the wood. assOciat-
eel with the delicate white and softer parts.
Is being introduced into furniture By some
ofour cabinet makers. The wood is simply
polished aud vanished The application
Is by no means new. for in the room used
for cabinet meetings in the royal palace at
Berlin the wood work is of this material.
and so handsome is the effect produced
that visitors usually suppose that II Is
some fine and rare exotic wood.
It Is singular Fact that in England there
came p time when the waiascoting itself
o. an apartment was considered mean II
not covered with tapestry and painted
clo.h. although it consisted Of British oak
and polished red FIR from Sweden. The
idea & rich hanEiG-s being employed 70
conceal decoration has something hum0r-
ous about it. Liter. in 1916. came the
painting ~ wasRscots. \ record n thst
time states that the subjects wera from
sacred and profane hlstory.' this. of course.
in the dwellings, of the wealthy. TIE
wainscot ususilT Y ruse only some six feet. and
tho upper portion of the wall vas q virtual
frieze being "frs41eatiy starred with roses.
whilst the borders were = different PAT
terms" Up 90 1912 green. red and tsvnT
co'ors were thcse chiefly uscd i1 tbs dis
temper deror2fion some - tie frieze
pieces wsre iandsc7pes.
Probably fhe simplest wsv = raxirg a
focr is ~ apply = mixture u u~sx snd tur-
peulna TIE pores viii be filed up and a
surface gwen Vhich only reeds rn5ting
with hnen cIoth forming ths exte~ior =
e voolen rrII - ss-u-s she issi red Iuster- --
Decorator and Farni sser
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

The portion Of the second story above the
arches IS built OF brick OF TWO colors-
black and resi-and arranged checker board
fashion. The string courses, cornice, etc,
abofe the first story are all OF nodded terra
Gotta.
On the first story are situated the Office,
stalls and harness lockers.
The stalls are arranged so rs 20 be with
ia easy distance from the engine, which
stands in the central space ready for use.
Directly opposite these are the harness
lockers, containing spare harness. trap
pings, etc, with drawers underneath for
the various grooming implements and tools
necessary for the keeping OF the engine in
good order A staircase leads 10 the cellar
below, used mainly for the storage Of fod-
der for the horses and fuel
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

A spacious staircase leads TO the floor
above, while more rapid egress may be
made from this floor 10 the one below in
case an alarm is sounded by means of the
slide pole on the left, device which has
of late come into general use in all first
class engine houses throughout the coun-
try. On the upper story is situated the
dormitory, sufficiently large and com
modious 70 accommodate a working force
Of seven men with comfort. II is well
lighted and ventilated from the front by
three large windows, and contains a suf-
flcient number of lockers TO meet all re-
quircments.
From this room we pass into the toilet
and wash room on one side and the library
and reading room on the other.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
NM A. SHISkMAN
llly llnrk

4 SSESSMEAf ROLL Tor grading. EraveanE
n AAd l.aslnE TIE EQtiecs 81 h aE Court
street. ID tNf cts II Grand Rapids
NffEgE - tHa tLERK.
0KAND RAFgDs Mica. Au.. ~ lsN
To-
Nathan A cusbinE David q. ~ act ~. Jos.
eph III. Martha. AlleTi ! etlers h Catherine
h5sD. luIa sAanaASll. yeAn clagALaa. aUrl-
iAN cchFlNtf.
ou are hercby notified that an assessment is
Gucnl ~ bc MADE upal Xou - oeifak ihf "a
prince 81 thr aforesaid ssfafs7srlucuf, "a
assessment roll has bceu made ia the
premises and j. GA Gle iB tie clerks of,ict in
flon untii Aoaday evening. 49, ~ ls9 when
aud where NoN CAR appear before ffe Common
Council ol ssid cfe..ias ana saoN cause ~
ANY. ~nN sAla assessments should not br made
and collected ACCORDING 90 law
y. A. SllINkMAN.
- Cts Clerk.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

There is conSderabIa 70 b 81 n
favor = the cigarette. notvvif astsnllng
the aouse that u receives. rerlarke1 trs
pcrtiy travelling uau n the hctsl clerk
Vow t1ers are cfr--r1etsncss un itr
~hica cigarettes nay make . nan con-
fortahle and EASY
Are voa a. example,
"I sr1
neveT So ~--a So sf-~ f'g-u-
ter-asr'lv ret. I sslI tsleul- - " ash
f1gton Press
-. As4.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

il again People passing the house dur
ing the night beard Delay s0bbing anon,
an8 betvsaa his sobs they could hear tho
whip crack around his vsrio1s cornices
Gl1 fre-wors. Finally the we1rr wife
let him ont. anl fixing 2 bed for him on
TIE foor she turuel ont the cat and
went n he3 She never had 20 do so
again Delav after shat WIS another
man. He removed - Kentucky. where
he would not have the Same temptations
that were afforded him in Maine. and be
came the father Of nine children. al of
whom were bo-n With what resemblsd
lsrqe v~eit scrcss the person.
( do not say % you. Mrs. Tinberlaka.
70 do this way with Erstwhile. for i is =
severe method. and be might not be
drunk enough 81 that vou could sew
him Nd. and he might possibly reverse
the programme. but I tel you of this
case - veu cant ssy I ignore vour wall
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

The toilet room is we'll lighted and
contains q bath, water closet, aud wash
basins The library ia a large room, 15x1s
feet. and lighted from the rear by two
large windows. 1t is intended as a loung-
ing room for the men when not on active
duty. This door is finished throughout in
cherry. DAVID ". KING.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
TREAsURER's NOTICE

CTS Treasurers once.
Grand Rapids, Mich. august q lsss.
Notice y hereby giNeu that TIE assessment
roll for grading and grayviiue the al ey west
OF Broad way street. running south o. Ile
alley nrst south 81 Fourth street lea the Gifts of
Grand Rapids. is now 80 my hands and that
will receive payment thereon ioT The period ef
twenty deys from this date. III the ONCE If DE
City treasurer. City Hssi.
GEORGE T. PERRY.
aug 70 City Treasurer.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
TREAsURER's NOTICE.
Clfr Treasurer's 10. }

Grand Rapids. Mich. July -. lsa0.
Notice Is hereby given that TIE assessment
roll Tor grading. glaVeiiug and paving h gGt
teTs Newberfy street, from Clinton street %
Colt avenue. IN the City OF Grand Rapids. Il
now in my hands auc that / Viii receive pay
menI thereon Tor the period 81 twenty aas :
from this date, at the once OF the City Treas
ureT City Halt.
GEORGE r. PERRY.
aug Is city treasurer.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
TREAsURER's NOTICE.


Grand Rapids Mich.. July d. lss0
Notice i hereby gwen that the assessment
roll for grading grayeliug and paving the gut
teIs OF North College avenue. from last Bridge
street 60 the North liue Of the city, ~ the cifq
that L will receive payment n iercon for the
period of twenty days from this date. al the
Once OF the , ity treasurer. q y all
GEORGE r. p hkkh.
aug Is City Treasurer.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

why a. voa vant ycur 6auzheer sent
~ the reform school, inquired the
luiiUs
She has gene - writing society ncv-
els zrosnei IRE stricken fsfhe-. CHI
raz1 Tribune
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
DETRoIT q. Il. AND MILwAuKEE

bcfolt - PRESS leaving itA 3 hi has SQne.>
pafiof ano buffet car attached. and evening
tAhfts> iearnp 8 as m hiss parl0r car -
ttshed. These trains make direct eounecffot
"a Detroit for aii points Fssf
htpfess leaving at 1855 y m hes sg,hef
al Jan
Steamboat express makes direct cl|anerflor
aiarand Haven With steamer for MI Raut -.
Through railroad tickets and oceall sffau
thip Tickets anc sleeping car berfhf secured "a
j.. g. H. a. once. - M0uroesst. and al i6s
depot -
JAS. CAMPBELL. City lass. Agent
SNv.N LOUD. Jrainc Manager. Detroit
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

daily. AZ Others daiiy eKeepf Sunasx
Taxing eieCi SUNDAY 3uly Ia lskS
nieepins ears on Pacific and Atlantic n
PRESSES . aud from Detroit, Parlor cars rso
Nh Das tAhitss ana Grand Rapids Express -
81 bcifelt With al through trains last TeL-
cts on sale al nion Ticket 0flce 6- Nonr.~
st.. and at Union depot
lKgp N. BKIees GEM Ag'f, a6 Manresst
=. ". hUGolAs. q. =. and T. Agt. Chicago.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

Bl0hson-De look ~ Edsoor Stubt's,
Ee IS nothing blt skin ard bones
Pcpizlsv Yes. I arm afraid The Poo-
rnsn isn't using enough plate matter
noT.-Eu-hngtou free Press y
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

We do business on n cash basis, and
can afford to sell 4 good article on q
small profit.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
LEGAL ADVERTISING.
sEME0 PR0POsAls E0R 0n ueanAe



6EANn kAFfns. Aichs Aas q isa4
Notice 5 hrg1by eisea taAl sealed RHepesais
49, 80 rtcsi fc- - fsa ttik tacfk oillct ~ ~
aii4 laci aat4.. Aeesasl ~ ls-S ~ -. s.ack
81 ia. ~ SAla 4at Ia tar llxhEas AreplHE iu
ef1cf asle saHfi 81 ~ kssa ilt II -fsatlt tl4. u
tae street E4solitlr t3taph g. ncrn hH CARA
tt- als AsT ssn.t 81 psrn 80 4&.E SEA- ;
Ett. l.sissa .ats ftss. t1f ttIuisnias E1s. iat
tAtsfis. att aufI3s Ag -4~atlfIts IS ilroiief-
t4e T. The fafoe. ane a. tat 81 -elils f@mFs
eNafsi - tAs tsla- snt krfPiaE ssfd : 80
tiit t~iliils a. fepaIr. 81 lfapastie 81 li lpf
eae }faf. kara biGaef - 81 - rualliffa a. iui-
ash satisfactory Frlsfcsce IS a. "a, ca lfftllcr
ana capaFlis G. 90 ssia 3ofk
lae ats fe>Fffls .sle rig1I 90 discontinue
enr az intfs lamps ~ 0DV tlafe anu a. receive
i.foFsftieb&fe Iri uesioa lu the coeiracf
prce- i AZ council reserves taC Itsat a. "a 31ci
any and al Proposals
fREn SAUNDERS.
, III. AApEtlSoA.
d. ~. Mills
Committee Vn Lamps.
Attest
NM. A. sHISkMAN.
lliy CLERK. -
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

-u@rtsrs fsr ta@ Elns O~S4rtnaent - :
Toss sf 10, GO EahzetEzzts.
1tis str1Cl1re : cesi gel - EEet -
req -irelneaes ef t1~a cf 4oczs hs,-~o -
e1slfants
iis a9pfu xis1ste cost = ab0ar s. ~ -
= ceslEEed il ths Remaussque s1y-e g
1res1lseture. the Gxsl story beng u bro" =
s1ene, Epck faced
1ae upper story aud toSeF sre ozi-, q
pEse4 e-a-k and terra el.l-, 49, lAs E~'1
Il t-.e t3neE IS q t.4s.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
From ottswsBesch

From ottsv.. peach f1a5 pm
'0'' 0''"" . "''' ''.'---''.'..'-.'--- s 50 m
From Ottawa Beach 1sunda. onf,a 800 = m
Prom ottawa Beach. Monday and
.Dsily. fDaily ., cept sunday ,Dssi,es
cepi saturday. fbaily except Monday.
Through pariof coach - Chicago on % a
n traln-n0 extra charge fof seats
Iraius leaving 6rand haptdt ~ ~ D M anc
IT ff o fn run through 10 Chicago solid
Comb nation sleeping ang parior ears he
tween Grand Rapids and Indianapolis on
Night Express trains
through seepers to and from Chicago on
fhrourn sleeper between Chicago snd Tras-
ersr city Leaves Chicago ~ , ~. except
sunday grsDd Rapids = . M arrive 1rtf-
erse CftY Ge0ams leaves Traverse tItv s1bp
H. except eaturdssi arrives grand bapids
% ~ m. Chicago o. ~. Tue " 4 81 frain
has through pafl2i az lleti or - Aanisies
Chicago. Via 81 Joseph and palace steamers.
CITY - Chicago" and Puritan"
Lesfs grsno Rapids % m, arrive CHI
fssvs chicago 80 D. m. STRIVE CraDc Rap
ids 9 ~ a %.
DTTBoIT. LANSING a E0RTHEgx-
DEffFT,
Exprsss fof saginaw aEd bay City. feTam
Mai fgf Jsns.nE. beir0t anc East. II Esm
iKrress Tor Lansing. Detroit sn1 East n ~ M
MAJ for Alma ~ Louie sue haKinanfs ~ I m
Tnsi ZIP for Detroit Hew } ora aud
Boston -.-.--.-'..--.-- - - J ~
Nal from saginaw ard Bay Cify III % m
Mai from Isnusina Detroit aud lasf ~ a. a n,
fssi Lsp. iron Lansing. Detroit sno
FsTress frorn Lansing sad Detroit eMs
E1prrss from saginaw. - Louis and
eBsNs fitailV except eundav
Ths shortest liue - Detroit anf East re.
giant psfi0r ears between Detr8it ano Gran6
ENfids
Grand Rapids sno Reeds Lake tine tsb,..
L"sTs Fnton Depot
EtftT TskfFq
200 100 100 an. IN zm 100 90 en
~ sn Gee lC ~ ~
sunday oHiT-iB ~ 30 80 &c nm.
B.s-s geeas Lake -tlrer pnrE.
bSt8 TExEre
90 rw u@sms fa 80 go fn GO
80 30 80 1917 rm
sunday oniy ~ 5W 80 so fW CO r m.
For tifkets ebc fformsfion arplr Al fssios
tekei enirt p aYrfpest-. ard fftion depot.
Va = efTf71. Acting Gen pass. Ar.
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
IAKE SHORE a MICHIGAN soUrnrEN
cHIcAeo a VII MIcHIeAN hafIm.r

'h1NANV o. 49, ~ ts&1hN HALLWAY.
ptfAE9.
Mail for Nsnisiee aud 1fAYersf cit.s , "a . -
Zap. for Chicago. Musk eaon - ! - .s
Fast Mail for Chicago and lndianall
oils ............. - A -
Express Tor MuskoGon and Harf-f 4 AZ = " -
Express for MuSk egou. fsrand Harenl 4 "a {. I. .
= sight Express fer Chicago - ~
Wight kapress tor Indianapolis 81 -
Tor sig Rapids, baldwin. Ludingfor
Nanlstee aud Traverse Civ stM.
Night Express Tor Traverse CIV "a 49,
For Ottawa Reach 80 -
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

From ottawa Beach SUNDAY onsy1
Prom ottawa Beach. Monday and
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
For Ottawa Beach Sunday onisl

ffEffE.
Night l1prcss from Chicago.
Night Express from Indianapolis
typress from MuskeF0n and Hart
Mail firm Maistef and Traverse. -
Mail from Chicago aud Nuskegou
EBpress from Grand Haven
Express from hentvafeF. NuskFeo4
asf cypress from Chicago. .......-.....
Prom Manistee. Ludingfon. BALDWIN
and Big Rapids ......-.
Prom Mauisfef and Traverse CITY
Prom Traverse City g.......................
Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10

aug Is
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CATARRH.
catarrhal Deafness-Hsy Fever-A New
Home Treatment.

Catarrhal Deafneas-Hsy Fever-A New
Home Treatment.
Sufferers are not generally aware that
tnese diseases are contagious, or that they
are que to the presence Of living parasites
In the lining membrane Of the nose and
eustacman tubes. Microscopic research.
however, has proved this to be q fact. and
the result OF this discovery Is that e simple
Catarrh, Hay Fever and Catarrhal Deafness
are permanently cured in from one TO three
simple applications made at home bv the
patient once in two weeks.
N. B.-This treatment is not q snuff or an
both have been discarded by
reputable physicians as injurious A pamph-
let explaining this new treatment is sent on
receipt OF three cents in stamps to pay
postage by A. II. Dixon Il Son, cor. OF John
and King Street. Toronto, Canada--CArts-
etdn Advocate
Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles should
carefully read the above
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HERE AND THERE.

The fruit that is to be kept through
the winter should be put away careful
~, and then carefully watched ali
through the winter that the decayed
ones may be removed.
Calves do not pay, say the dairymen,
yet somebody raises the COWS that the
dairymen buy, and it is possible that
some one must make the calves paw, or
there would soon be no cows.
AS soon as fall work is over the tools
should be thoroughly cleaned and we'll
Amounted with kerosene oil, which will
protect them from rust. Never keen
tools in damp place.
1.-THE Farm Journal SAYS that a well.
raised pig of from $50 to $50 pounds.
dressed at eight or nine months old. ia
the best eating that can grow in that
sort OF hide, and that the days of heavy
pigs are numbered.
Manure may fail to give good re-
suits the first year and show we'll next
Much depends on the condition Of the
material. 1t can not afford food to
plants until it decomposes and its solu-
BILE material can be appropriated.
If you have . nice Thoroughbred
calf and turn it out to hump itself in
the corner of the fence, in the storms
and cold, next spring you win say:
This talk about a thoroughbred being
better than scrub is all bosh.n
The question being raised as To |
whether it is better to have cows s'come |
N" every year, or to have them bred
NICE in two years, the Rural New
Yorker made inquiries OF number OF |
lairymen, and their testimony is in
avor of the former plan.
TO get good beds of flowers next
pring prepare the beds now. Spade
hem mp, sprinkle lime and ashes ON
he earth. rake it over and then cover
Fell with manure, allowing the manure
0 remain ON the surface to be turned
nder in the spring.
The sheep win find quite an amount
forage on the stubble fields which
Their animals viii not touch at THE
sason, but because the sheep is willing
eat what It can find in that manner
aould not deprive it from receiving ~.
~ setope - ~ bsra-yas1,
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snS apostles Are hurled.
All that now remains of the Apostye~
OF Christ are in the following placcs:
seven are in Rome-namely: Peter.
Philip. James the Lesser, Jude. Rsrs
tholomew, Matthias and Simon. Three
are in the kingdom of Naples: MATINEE
q Saierno. Andrew at Amalfi and Thorn
Is AZ ortona- One is in Spain. James
the Greater, whose remains are at ST.
Jago do Compostella. OF the BODY Of 81
sonn, the evangelist the remaining one
OF the twelve, there is NO knowledge
Inc evangelists Mark and Luke are a1so
buried in Italy, the former at Venice
and the latter at Padua. St. Paul's "a
mains are also believed to be in Italv.
refer Is, OF course, buried in the church
1t Rome which bears his name. "A ara
also Simon and Jude. James the Lesser,a
remains are in the Church of the HOLY
apostles Bartholomew in the church
On the island in the Tiber which bears
MS name. Matthias remains are said to
De under the great altar of the renowned
Little faith, however, is placed
n the legend.-St Louis Republic.
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"The first saw-mill ever built in Wis
sonsin, and think the first in the North
west, was built by Jefferson Davis, (" was
the novel historical statement made to
me recently byI. NJ. Weston, ex-mayor
of Grand Rapids, Mich. His statement
was followed by this explanation: 81
found this fact in some old pamphlets I
was overlooking the other day. Davis
was Lieutenant in the United States
army, serving under old lack TAYLOR.
whose daughter he afterward ran aw.v
with and married. Taylor was in COM
mand of Fort Crawford, near Prairie DIN
Chem 1t became necessary to build
other forts in the Northwest. The Gov
ernment sent . saw-mill to TAYLOR To
prepare the lumber. Davis was sent nm
the Chippewa river to locate the mill
and operate it. That was the first saw
mill in what Is now one of the greatest
lumber sections Of the country. II
sounds queer thatJeff Davis should thus
be entitled to be classed as q pioneer
of the Northwest."-N. Y
Press.
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The public is becoming more and
more exacting as to the quality Of but
ter The customers palate has been
educated to demand something better
than that which formerly satisfied it.
Enterprising people are living better
than they used TO live, and every day
adds to the ranks of the better iiyers.
Very poor butter is no longer wanted on
the table, and the old idea that poor
butter would snewer for cooking pur-
possss = Is aethine a. 4 aiviSe 1sv.
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TRIALS OF AUTHORSHIP.


fouuctS OF the Pen.
There is by far too prevalent an inn
preston that literature is bed of roses.
where all seed bears flowers. No calcu.
lation Is safe that is made on products of
the pcn- have known of several in
stances where young authors have as
s1-led obligations based upon the prob
able success of their work. Disappoint-
ment invariably follows in such cases
In Few professions are there 50 many
uncertainties. Because story is ac-
cepted this week, is no guarantee that
you will have another accepted next
week. Yet, again and again have I
heard rising young authors make such a
calculation. A young writer receives
$50 for an accepted story which has prob
ably cost him weeks work. Imme-
diately follows the multiplication of $50
by 81 weeks. 1t apparently never occurs
20 MIN that for weeks, and perhaps
months, he will receive only declina-
lions. Literature makes a precarious
foundation for financial calculations.
and 1t would save much unhappiness
and disappointment If this was more |
understood and credited. As /
In all callings, success in literature
means hard, steady work, plenty Of it,
and even then success may not come.
There are ten, yea twenty and forty
failures to every success. -iYhe literary
market has never been so full as at the
present day, with sharp competition at
every turn Never have there been more
people with pen in hand striving for a
livelihood, each doing their utmost to
'utdistance the other. 1t will be we'll
or young authors, too ready to adopt
literature as profession and too san
Iuine of success, to'consider and digest
ONE OF the disadvantages of authorship
s well as the rose-colored joys of fame
no praise which are spread upon the
anvas Of their inexperienced Visions
Onward w. Box, in Ladies' Home Jour.
al. {
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A Weekly Magazine

is really what The YourH's COMPANION IA
It publishes each year as much matter a
the four dollar monthlies, and is illustrated
by the same artists. It is an educator in
every home, and always an entertaining
and wholesome companion. 1t has UNIQUE
place in American family life II you do
not know it, you will be SURF rised to see
now much con be given for the small sum
OF $1.S5 year. The price sent now will en-
title you to the paper to January, 1921. Ad-
dress, The YoUTH's COMPANION, Boston,
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consumpt,on surely cur.a.

TO THE EDITOR Please inform VIM,
readers that have q positive remedv r..
the above named disease. BY it's timely
use thousands Of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. shall be glad to send
TWO bottles Of my remedy FREE to any OF
your readers who have consumption il they
VIII send me their express and post-offlce
aodresa Respectfully, 7. A. SLoCux, NJ c.,
ISL Pearl street, New York.
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PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS

lou may get learnin' at school. nm,
nse comes nat'ral or not at alI-na,
sroit Free Press.
The woman who cuts her h.,- shu.
rarely applies the same process 70 a' no..
speoch--Terre Haute Express.
Fond Mother See the dar,,n,
urlnx! Visitor-"Yes,i indeed. the little
cunning! How much he resembles his
par-Time. ms
Minneapolis man claims In bava
invented motor which win do all kinds
OF kitchen work. 1t is understood 70
A'e no cousins--Boston Transcript
Hello. Billy, said a travelling man a.
ne hailed friend, you've changed
Jour residence" YES" Where are Won
living now" 81 am not living any-
mnere' l am dying by degrees at Mrs
nashem's boarding house. "-Mercbant
Traveller
Ten well-known women are going r.,
Write on the subject: s.Some Thinos
We Should Do il We We're Men Oea
OF tie things they would do il they were
men would be to remove their hats when
1ney go to the theater, or else get eject
cu'-NOrrlStOwn Herald.
-Jobkins and his wife are pout,no
after domestic scene, when their
son BOD ruffies the treacherous calm.
Mamma, which is the king of the
oeasts?" The poor abused wife casts /.
whitening glance at her spouse and re-
plies: "Man, my dear. Judge.
Jones-"I hear that your cousin
Emily, who is such beautiful Young
GIRL Is engaged to m ugly old man.
VINO Is not very rich" Smith-"Wen. /
IN one respect he has decided adyant-
age over Emily" "In what respect ia
that? He has = great deal better
taste than she has. "-Texas Siftings.
-Customer-'sI1l have some more NJ
that brown sugar bought last week y
"rocer-"You like it then?" Eyes.
ana SO does the canary "why. the
bird doesn't eat sugar, does hep" so.
no; l use the sugar to spread in the
Dottom OF the cage. Beach sand is a
little toosharp, you know. The Ameri.
can.
sweet Girf-Mother, Mr.. Nicefellow .
Is coming to take me out riding this /
aiternoon. may go, mayn't ~, Mother ,
III he drives up with q span of spirited J
horses, you may go; but If be comes with ,
lnst broken down old nag he had last /
,,me, you shant." why, mother, l (
iidnt suppose You would ever have /,
'ucn foolish PRIDE" my dear, young !
nan who comes with pair of spirited !
lorses expects to drive with both hands :,
N. Y. Weekly. : :
-Baldheaded land very homeIy) old :
to photographer = 'sDrat I
ucn pictures! Can't you make me look !,
my better than that, after Ave sittings?" ),
photographer Thoroughly exasperated) \
II think can, sir, IL you allow me to 4
axe the back Of your head It hasn't so !,
luch expression as the other side, but =,
blame sight prettier. "-Burlingtor :.
rec Press. !"