The Red Cloud chief., 1890-03-07
M.SceltANeoua


"A s~wsiiowtsil eost may b juss ne
psopss thing for the bridegroon q Q
fashionable wedding. but for On elovs.
ment there V nothing like . gateway.
Puck.
"A Newark IN. ~ lsndlsdy under.
Q 70 detsin thc trunk Of one Of hep
ooerdefs untl . bill OF four dollars for
wear and ter Of . sofs daring Q three
months' coursship should b paid. but Q
local justice os Me peace suppesssed her
effort.
-Attsbtion hs lately bcco called -
h fact that th0s1 ase today n Maass.
chusetts moro than hundred towns
which have no pubaip libra. &c. In many
OF then there In 40 literary whatsoever
except In c~onnectisa With the supdsy.
schoo'A An effort isbsing made - sup
ply shis nced.
Tho handinsss OF . hairpin n the
handsos . woman hes loag been DO secret
or mystery. From bustSnins Q boot 70
mendiRe a umbrells u h useful In al
most ssy emergency. bus . New York
woman has capped the cliasx By utilis-
ing the svsr-prssent hsirpis for stsbbtag
Visitor 70 Editorial Sanetum-"HiesO
In On Article ! have prepared on Tho
political situation" Editor Really,
my dear sts. No have 10 many articles
on hand thst--" visitor-"i know u.
Half tho ~jsckssses Of the country arU
writing % The subject. and ] thought
1t was time f~ ne 70 say something."-
Boston Commercial Bulletin.
"A Mexican letter says: II ROC
chance 10 be . visitor ut . Mcxican
"balle." quietly sitting on Q bench. do
not be surprised II some b~ewitchinR
senorits with raven hair and roguish
eyes, trips lightly up to whore you arO
sitting and uncereDOniously smashes an
egg over your head. This curious action
Il merely TO show hcr preference for
you. and means IN invitation for you 70
get up end dance with her.
Several remaskable pictures hsve
recently been discovered ON . rock on
the Rio Grande, In Texas. They were
painted by tho Indians and represent .
series Of battles between two tribes.
The paintings arc eight In number. and
tho work shows evidence Of . skilful
hand. The stone was nearly covered
with sand. but tho paint, . bright red.
was apparently ~ irrsh - whom arsk
put on.
"A puddlcr went to get his child
christcned. What NAME" asked tho
parsOn. shall call the child?" ''Thoo
can caal the kid Owt thoo likes. "say VI tho
father. WELL" says the parson. II
think benjamin In = very nice name"
Wary weel," says che father. ''csal
him Benjamin" Tho puddlcr came out
OF tho church with his vito and child,
highly delighted with the name, when.
. thought struck him. Rushing back "a.
the church. and overtaking the parson
walking down this sisle. he exclaimed.
"hey. Mister. the young s~queaker's .
lass" The parson wAs as . loss what %
under tho circumstances. However.
he put In IN -" at the end Of the name,
and thcy called ths, child BenjaminA-
Leeds Mercury.
"A II. Louis police judge one day
had . gambler on trial before him. The
prisoner denied having played for
money. but said chips were used. The
judge fined him ten dollars, however,
saying that ''chips" wsre money. After
the docket had bccn disposed OF, the
judge was approached BY the poker
player, who wanted 70 ksow II tho Judge
still thought that chips wcre money.
On receiving an answer In the aGarms.
tive, he said: "wcll, ] suppose ! will
have 70 pay my ane." Coolly counting
out ton chips, no laid theu on tho mag.
istrate's desk and disappeared. Tho
ane WAS afterward rcmitted by the
judge, but the ''chips" are still In his
possession sss reminder Of his ruling
that ..chinN" YNeO m0nAY-