New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-11
THE TALK or TIE 1Y.

gosslpper IN The Cincinnati Tmssstar' tells this
story Il know poor young minister who Wa
completely crushed by Of his fodS who had seen
eighty summers take their flight This youthful
divine loved movers and he was rarer seen without a
b0utonnlere. He was devoted to his 0ngreg ton and
spent much Of his time in cultlvatn, warmer TREND
ship, by stated visits, day he vas calling upon
the madame to whom l refer. Lcding her pastor
all she exclaimed: What do You mean-a min
istcr OF the Gospel-by wearing bcquets = Tie
lover OF flowers smiled. He's In India nova
niss!onary-and whether not he sill cling, ~ the
gem, from Floras kingdom know not
some Chester Weights William Jaob, and wife, Of
Chester Valley are in town Ul-aa,. Nr: Jacobs
weighs 800 pounds and his wife H., the beam at
s7j There are eight children in the family and each
weighs over 200 pounds. Mr.. Jaeob's mother was
very weishty lady. weighing over 300. Combined the
-(West Chester PENN News
when was in Bcrnc last SUMNER says a
gentleman, Il in great hurry To catch
train and 50 wanted dinner in a rusl. The dining
room was full and the seemed hopeless Finally
saw man dressed in black whom took to he
the head walter | slipped franc into lbs hand,
told him Of my dilemma and asked him 70 get me
something 10 cat sir he exclaimed, You have
mistaken your man | am not waiter but tlis pro-
prietor still will see what can do and slipping
the franc in his pocket he started OF. \ fee and
foreigner 60 together, can tell you
svmpathzing Ricnd-And 50 your father wa killed
in the railway dsa,terl You'll ct $1,000 dinases
''0 nerc,ycd oisprng-That5 just it. con-
siderable stock in the rad. and III have To pay my
,har, Of that 5000 ~ reduced NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Transcript.
LA, Tammany met to dcnounce the rascals in Its
.pidst~l oh. 10: It stand, by them ~ long As 1t
possibly cam and thea drops them ont of the BACK
window with some unomplimeniary remarks about
chumps who allow thcnaclsc, to get found out
I-AlORATIOY.
he, sc%t he y2q@s bs br5 'e . PEW Witty:
There's no other sir IN TIE whole hs city
- wholly dNine she.
U.-HEsrhTIOY.
she's rich, shes fair, -he's shy, shes "inninS;
Would I'll her With grief, an' I'm beginning
70 fear shes to- good FOR me-
mI.-DErER,aXATIoS.
put still around her daily hNcr.
She know. sodteS, place Zee o9ye her ,ov, n,~
I'll win her-iust wit and sec
What's this in the paper Nm alive. or
Have I gone mad How can I survive her
Shes zone and clipped win iotc-Ctr driver!
--l>onrrvlle Journal.
The Emperor Of China recently maxi a visit on =
great per,onag'. with r'tnrc oi 10000 persons.
The great pcronage Will have Ia do god deal Of op
pressing order to raise the money t. psy '17 eN-
pcnsc, OF this visit That j. always IA, way IN IN
enetc monarchy No matter WIN is dom, or unda ne,
the people pay the freight.
Lost Lesson-Thc Rev. Nr. Nilms-lt has been
only short tine ago that read IF a d1rhaf VINO.
in attempting to blow out a lamp duglt ire ANA Vas
entirely .umcd-a genuine case Of spo'f'n'y com
-tiou There y lesson IN that. rs hrsutffd frrtd.
The Besottca There i. fur fact he had no bush
yes, lettn' h--ef get 80 dry-fIerre Haze hAli''s
4Wc are all interested in the comm; woman SAYS
an exchange. Not half much. though we are
in the woman who has already come.
How They Fclt.-rwo men who nelchbors and
friends rode for mile Yesterday morning on the plat
for,n II a street car without speaking, and tluni
party. who noticed II. aitcrWasd soushl thsn ou' 70
!. Trrabie - repeated the first we have had 10
trouble smith j. a so ,,a friend OF ""e'
&c. IL minod lie knew it. 1t WIS no Use to
rro5le - repeated the second; Brown and ara
at ~ l'nt why didn't Won speakl'
b. Veil | didn't want 20 say IL was raining when ne
stood ther, with the water dripping dow, hi back
and he probably didn't want I" mention any hln- anou
ears Therefore We kept mum. lfotble WIN brown
! Oh. mo-. brown and haven't had , word in thirty
years. - Detroit FREQ Press.
# j., said that Emma Abbot much Of her sue
cess to the fact that she is generally referred TO -
Honest Little En-
Preaching vs. Practice Literary Ldy she wT'e,-
TIL, most essential point in intercourse with chll.
dren /, to De- truthful ourselves. tNy olNef 'eFc''
/ nurlf ~ hc sacrificed 10 that Of truth
romm, Ma. Mrs. Jones Is cominSm the gaze
Literary Lady langrily,l she ass for me- yen ier
I'm ont Of town lShe resumes wiiins1 Mio" n We
! I'M ann way deceive a child, We no ONLY SCI q p'r.
Melons example hut also lose influence over him
forever Texas >ftinS-