The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-09-11

Measure 2O9 feet on each side, and
you will have square acre within an inch
United States land measure.
- Many of the laundries of Paris are
said to use boiled potatoes in preference
to soap for cleansing soiled linen.
Good intentions are often thwarted
in the most mysterious ways" as the
young man remarked when his best girl
sneezed just as he was on the point of
kissing her.
= The Greenville County Farmers
Alliance has made arrangements TO
build warehouse for the Alliance in the
city cf Greenville. 1t will probably be a
large concern, as the Alliance mem.
bers have subscribed to the enterprise
literally.
- Ripening cream does not mean rot
ting it. Cream that staDds until the
whey begins to separate is simply rotten
cream, and butter made from it is spoiled
beforehand, and of course has neither
quality nor life. A word to the wise is
sufficient
= Do not get into the habit of moving
about too much. Settle down where you
are and build yourself up. More people
are wasting their substance, losing their
Time and throwing away opportunities by
restlessly moving about than by any other
unfortunate habit of this age.
The way the tide of mans consti.
tuition runs, that way the wind of temp
tation blows. Satan tempts the ambi
tious man by crown, the sauguine man
with beauty, the covetous man with q
wedge of gold. he provides savory meat
such as sinner loves.
Queer world Queer people, Here
are men and women by thousands suffer .
ing from all sorts of diseases, bearing all
manners of pain, spending their all on
physicians and "getting no better, but
rather worse" when right at hand there's
a remedy which says it can help them
because it's helped thousands like them.
Another patent medicine advertisement,
you say. Yes-but not one of the ordi-
nary sort. The medicine is DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, and it's differ
ent from the ordinary nostrums in this
1t does what it claims to do, or 1t costs you
nothing. The way is this: You pay your
druggist s1OO fora bottle. You read the
directions and you follow them. You
get better, or you don't. Ifyou do, you
buy otherbottle, and perhaps another.
If you don't get better, you get your
money back. And the queer thing is
that so many people are willing to be
sick when the remedy is 30 near at
hand.
= By covering bullets with vaseline
they may be easily seen in their course
from the rifle to the target. Their tra-
jectory course is marked by beautiful
ring of smoke, caused by the Vaseline
being ignited on leaving the muzzle Of the
gun, the smoke being sspended for some
time in the air, if not too windy.
"A haunted house is exciting people
of Decorah Iowa, and promises to disclose
tragedy Of the darkest kind. The
house was occupied by young woman
and man named Johnson. The woman
gave birth to child which was disposed
of by some means, as yet unknown.
Shortly after this a woman's screams was
heard in the house, and from then on no
one has been seen or heard on the prem.
ises. This was three months ago. The
household goods remain untouched. 1t
is thought by the authorities that both
the woman and the babe were murdered
by johnson. An apparition has been
seen, it is alleged by number of the best
people of the city, large crowds congre-
eating near the house nightly. InVesti-
CATION is being made.