The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-11
BRIGHT BITS.

IT IS ALL RIGHT for a girl to look into the fu-
ture. but u is not booming for her 70 look for
ward--Eonkers Salesman.
The PLEBIAN rnolasses candy always has
egotistc views. II gets stuck on everything
itself included.-ROme Sentinel
..lIIss HENDERSON laughs just like man."
Too bad. / hate a woman who is guilty of
nnauslaughter "-NeW Yors Sun.
RETURNING TOURISTS all agree that Philadel-
phia Streets are the worst paved OF any to be
found In Edrope. Philadelphia Press.
UPsoN Downs Why you told me there would
be mo hurry about paying back that ten.
JOB Lott-Wen, there hasn't been.-Plck.
SEE has the disposition of flannel shirt"
What on earth do you mean"
''She is shrinking little thing.-Erchdn0e
POROUS plasters are good for a weak back ~
That's all right but | want a plaster that
VIII be good for week hence.-Hdrper'S
BGzdr.
THE PEOPLE who don't count in this country
number somewhere about 3oO0,o 600, as near as
we can calculate from perusal of Mr.. Porter's
census schedueS.-BoSton Herald.
A BosToS CLERGYMAN, in an evidently hastily
written advertisement, asks for "a young man
TO take charge of span of horses of religious
turn of mind & Christian Reporter.
THERE are two things which men can never
understand. One is way they are not appreci
ated. Another Is, why they are expected to
: N~--J
1T was terrible blow to the family was
what the man out west remarked to friend
after cyclone had visited his premises and
carried away his house Yonkers States D. en-.
ACTOR TO PRoMorER-When does my cue
come?
directly; don't you hear the audience are al.
ready beginning TO ss?'- tegende Batter.
A STORY at hand, describing a love scene be-
tween the hero aud heroine, says: He wooed
her with will" That's a good way, especially
if the wooer is old and the will is ia her favor.
Btr9hdmton Leader
THE TENDENCY of paper makers is said to be
more and more toward the use of the tanana
plant in their product. The tendency of the
peel IS still toward bruises and language that
should be excluded from the males,-Philddel-
lohtd Ledger.
WELL, JAMES" observed the gentleman, 81
hear yon got a situation as valet recently!n 81
did, sir, replied James, but 1t was too blamed
much for my selfres pect. What do you think
the boss asked me to do the very first morning?
Wanted me to help him dress "-ABtericdn
Grocer.
President Y. N. T. r. r. thaughtily)-Who is
this James W Bungstarter who wants a pass?
Private Secretary-Great capitalist of Sheboy-
gan-presdent of the Knocash Natural Sand
Bank--essee of the -
President hastily Send him an annual I
Thought he was some poor devil who couldn't
pay ms way. West shore.
ORIGINAL HUMoR comes to some popularity
of the perceptions, quite different from the or
binary, ightened up by lively and bright
mind, and with this, literary skill in bringing
these perceptions clearly before the minds of
others. But few repettions make these oddi-
ties and pecullarities of perception familiar ami
commonplace. They not only lose the charm
OF novelty and the stimulus OF surprise, but
they become stale and, if persisted in, pitiful.
Wit and humor can only remain fresh when
growing, and that somewhat sparsely, upon a
soil that is rich in wisdom.-Chic1go Interior.