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Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1890-04-10
mscropius, generally known as "the giant

mscropius, generally known as "the giant
kangaroo"
Some corporations have souls. Years ago
Kate Shelley of Boone county, Iowa.. crept
across a railroad trestle over the Des Moines
river in a stormy night at the risk of her
life, and stopped passenger train from
plungipg through q broken bridge over a
creek near by. The Chicago and Northwest
ern road gave her enc hundred dollars and
half barrel of flour at the time, and since
she has tried to pay off the mortgage on her
dead fathers farm and support the family by
teaching school, but without entire success.
The Chicago Tribune has accordingly start
ed a fun for the lifting of the mortgage.
Dentists who are not getting rich fast
enough in this country might find it profita'
BILE to 60 to India. DR.. Chester, medica
missionary and brother-in-law of Bishor
Whitaker of Philadelphia, says: There II
a big chance in Madras and Bombay for q
number of bright, skilled American dentists.
Madras is city of 100000 population and
has not single American dentist there. ]
know people who travel from there to Bonn
bay, nearly 1000 miles, in order to have a
tooth filed. There is only one good dentist
in Bombay, and he refuses to fill teeth with
gold, using sort of cement that is not last
ing. He charges 1850 for pulling tooth.
A few good American dentists could 60 over
there now and at once step into q big BUSH
ness.
III, ~ ali
turned parliament out Of doors in 1868 has
come to light through the researches of DR..
Wolfgang Michael, and there is strong
evidence that it is authentic. It was this:
1t is high time for me to put an end to your
sitting in this place, which ye have dishon-
ored by your contempt of all virtue, and, de-
filed by your practice of every vice. Yeuare
a factious crew, and enemies to all good gov
eminent. Ye are a pack of mercenary
wretches, and would-like Esau-ssn your
country for q mess Of pottage, and-like
Judas-betray your Sod tpra ffssw pieces of
money. Is there a single virtue now remain
ing among yous Is there one vice 70 do not
possessa Ye have no more religion than my
HORSE Gold is your God. Which of you
haves not bartered away your condolences
for bribesi Is there a man among you
that hath the least care for tho
good of the commonwealth. Ye sor-
did prostitutesl have ye not defiled this sa-
cred place, and turned the Lords temple in
to den of thievesa By your immoral princi-
pies and wicked practices ye are grown in
tolerably odious to the whole nation. You,
who were deputed here by the people to get
their grievances redressed, are yourselves be-
come their greatest grievance. Your country,
calls upon me to cleanse this
Angean stable by putting a final period to
your Ubiquitous proceedings in this house,
and which, by Gods help and the strength
he hath given me, am now come to do.
command you, therefore, upon peril of your
lives, to depart Immediately on. of this
place. Col Get you outl Make hastel Ye
venal slaves, begons! sohi Take away that
shining bauble there, and lock up the door
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1890-04-10
SHAK ESPEARIAN.

A Kansas young lady told friend that she
liked Shakespeare very much and that she
read It when it first came out.
"What gender is boyW Feminine.
"Why, Johnny! Next-Tommy" "Ain't
boy femininei" "No" "Then I dun'now."
-Harper's Bazaar.
Mrs. Perannum commenting on her eldest
of sight darlings)-"What q quick memory
our little Tommy hast" Mr.. Perannum-
"Yep; but he doesn't have to remember very
far back. "-Puck.
Father Ito young man who has begged for
the hand of his daughter)-"But, my dear
sir, are you able to support family" Young
man (softly)-"Y-e 8, I could; but am only
asking for the daughter. "-Fliegende Blat-
ter.
Miss sharpe-"Oh, how do you do, Mr..
Sissya You are not looking very we'll" Mr..
something in my head" Miss Sharpe, calmly,
'I think it must be a cold."-Munsey's
Weekly.
Something of Mistake. = Benevolent
Lady-'I have been trying to find the Old
Ladies' home. This is it, isn't itp Door
Tender-"No, madam; this is the stage door
of the Spectacular theater. New York
Weekly.
Mrs. OShaunacy (wishing to make up a
recent quarrer -"Good mornin', Mrs. Flynn.
Is there onything OF kin bring yez from tn
market this mornin'F' Mrs. Flynn-''Phat
do yez take mo fors-a resayvor of shtolen
goodsf'-Lippincott's Magazine.
Mrs. Artless-"Good morning, Mr.. Palette.
I've but moment to spare; can't you tell me
briefly the secret of your arta' Artist Pal.
ette-"Certainly, Madam. iYou have only to
select tho right colors and put them on the
right spot" Mrs Artless-'tOh, I see.
Thank you very much. Texas Siftings.
The Pity of It.-He-"They are in great
trouble here at Dawson's, you know" She
-"They arei What aboutF' He-"Why,
Dawson's chef ran off with his daughter this
morning and Dawson had invited half the
he'll discharge him ii he is his son-in-law
ten times er."-Life.
Unselfsh Man-"Oh, no, dear Algyl I
love you far too deeply to let your poverty
stand In the way of our union; but do you
think we shall be able to live happily on
$3.50 yearl" my dear Clorinda, 1 swear
to you by all that hold most dear to make
your life a bed of roses-even if we have to
do without a servant. "-Funny Folks.
Out Collecting. -Collector-''Mr.. Hardup
inf" Mrs. Hardup-"No; he's out collect
ing" C.-"That's what you told me the
last time I was here" Mrs. H.-"Yes."
". (shTcdSGlchllyt-u no uOuG eootu u udfo
much success" Mrs. H. las she slams the
door in his facs)-"Seems to have as much
success as you have. "-Texas Siftipgs.
He Will Soon Be Here.-Presently the
census taker will be around, book and pencil
in hand, and conversations like the following
will be in order:
Census taker-Have you children.
Woman-Yes; son.
Census taker-Male or femalef
Woman-Male.
Census taker-Age!
Woman-Two years and half.
Census taker-Narried or sipglea
Woman-Single,
Census taker CLOSING book)-That's all
right. Thanks.-Texas Siftings.
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INDIGESTION AND HEADACHE.

SouTA MANcnKsTKRs Conn.,, Dec X, 1850.
0entlsmen-This ID to certify that ! have been
suffering more or less for the last two years with
palms In the stomach, severe headaches, coated
tongue and ons Of appetite, no doubt arising from
INDIGESTION, which has caused me at times much
suffering and expense. have tried, believe, ev-
cry known remedy Of medical science, under the
sdvice or many eminent physicians, only finding
relief for the time, being advised by them to seek
the climate Of California II desired radical cure.
little hesitation OF my own, I made up my mind to
tsy come OF your Highland Tonica Water. I have
used up 10 this timo TIVE cases, and have been re-
also increased seven pounds In weight. Please for
ward me another case, and oblige.
Yours truly, JOHN M. CARNEY.
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"REMEDIEs.''

This 10 the way doctor writes about drugs-As
for treatment Ihaye Just been looking over Lauder
same class. Certainly l had 10 study them in the
days gone BY. but just now. for the sake Of my fell
low men. have been giving them special attention;
70 terrible an array Of terrible remediesl What
cAnst thou not have poor mani Dry cuppinS, hot
poultice, muriate, carbonate and chlorate OF am
monia, aconite, tartar emetic, foxglove ipecacuan
ha, paregoric opium and its preparations, choral
hydrate, belladonna, colchicum, copaiba, croton
on, quinine turpentine, lead, jalap lobelia, mer-
curry. sgcslyptus nitric acid slxm, pilocsrpiIs.
stTychnia, arsenic, hsmioci ok petroleum, Indian
hemp. and other drugs equally Eloricus-aii are
Kill tho in tho attempt Truly, would soon face
. regiment OF the Old Guard Of France as the for.
midable drugs mentioned. Never mind, Its an Ill
Of births and deaths.
FROM HALL's JOURNAL OF HEALTH
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1890-04-10
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Children Use T0nica.

SOUTH MANCHESTER, Ct, September 70, 1885.
CASE BROTHERS:
GENrLEMEN:-I desire to testify to the great bene-
at that the members of my family have received
from the use Of the Highland Tonica Water. For
the past six years my wife and five children land
myself occasionally have been subject to malaria.
have called physicians from time to time who pre-
scrbed for us, and we took their medicine until the
childrens stomachs became 30 weak that they were
unable to digest any but the very plainest food;
such solids a. meats and VEGETABLES would Gauss
vomiting and spesnis. We tried many other RENE
dies, but received NO permanent relief. Early last
menced to use tho Highland Tonica Water. ~
Since that time we have been entirely free from
us as It is pleasing. My children that were pale
and covered with sores, the effect Of SO much med.
able to eat and digest any reasonable amount of
food. My daughter, Mamie, who was troubled
Indeed feel that the water has worked wonders
In my family, and is saving me many dollars In
physicians fees and medicine bills
Very respectfully.
@. A. NEWELL"
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GREATLY IMPROVED.

HARTFORD, Conn.,, Dec. 20, 1885.
Messrs. CAss BROTHERS, Manchester, Conn.,:
Dear eirg.-About sig weeks since commenced
soross lie bSct. and had had 4 severe headache
for three weeks before stomach so inclined to acid
~ end natulence that food was scarcely tolerated.
urine thick and high colored. Under these condi-
Ccua could for the nrst week take only very
small quantity Of Tonlca at time, but soon, to my
purprSe, found the headache relieved, the stoni-
a0h settIed, the pain In my back removed, and my
urine clear and healthy in color. am stfll using
the water with mo- less favorable results. :
Yours truly, A. II. WILLIAMS.
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The Best Of-All.

CRoxwxLL, Conn.,, JANUARY I, 1880.
Nxssns. CAsk BRornxRs:
0HNTIxMEN:-The last case Of mineral water /
had Of You q nearly out and shall order another
ter from New Hampshire do not think as good.
Had given u the preferences: should have had a
doctor In Brooklyn. N. H. ordered two bottles OF
Virginia Water at one dollar par bottle, but re-
ccived NO benefit from II. Quite number have
water. Hoping you will succeed In this enterprise,
remain, Yours truly,
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Kidney Trouble.

6rRNavrELp, Mass, January "a, 1885.
NnssHs. CASE BROTHERS:
0nnTIznlN:-I have had great deal of trouble
with NJ kidneys Of late, having almost constant
pain across my back. Mr.. Stevens called my atten-
Hon 20 your Tonica Spring water OF which I have
row used dozen bottles. have no pain now and
feel that shall soon be myself again In my opin-
ION. ronicA water not only takes the cake, but ap
propriates the whole bakery, and ! am strongly
COED deed IN bringing this before the public, and
thank you for the benefit already derived.
i'll BISHOP.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1890-04-10

KNOXVILLE, Conn.,, February II 1890.
MEssRs. CASE BRoTHERs:
/ have been using "Tonica" for about three
months In my family and among my patients, and
to say that am well pleased with 1t but family ex
presses my qualification.
In the first place. 1t seems to be Of universal adap
tatons to diseased conditions like light and air.
have used 1t In kidney diseases, stomach troubles
and skin diseases with marked success. and one
especially interested in its action in cases Of
asthma
have patient who contracted asthma In the
all the time and like the woman Of the Scriptures,
Suffered many things Of many physicians, and
tered, but rather grew worse" For the last few
years he has been unable to lie down. He has taken
about three dozen quarts OF Tonca, and he stoutly
anirms shat he never has had anything help him
as this has"
would call the attention Of physicians to this
feature OF 'Tonica," and recommend them to give
1t trial In bad cases. ann satisfied that 1t sup
plies place in medicine that no other mineral
water has ever done. am very truly yours.
e. II. RIPLEY, N, d.
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HEALTH GIVING.

NORWICH. Gem, July "a, 1885.
0HNrLxMEN:-I cannot say too much for the
water. I am taking IL regularly and am decidedly
better-like q new man-headache all gone, sleep
thing; my family are also using It. have pre-
ueutod several bottles to my friends, who are ex-
periencipg most beneficial results therefrom. am
sure that when it, wonderful properties become
known II must como into general use.
am yours truly,
RUFUS SIBLEY,
Pres 1.-THE sibley Machine Co..
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1890-04-10
HEADACHES CURED.

Measrs. CASE BRoTHERs:
0sntlemen-I have the greatest condolences In rec
ommonding your valuable "Tonica Water" am
now on my third case, and We (all my family have
gown e IKE u, and think our meals are incom.
headaches and greatly improves the general eys.
tsnn. Have used various wines on my table, but
this q far better and much cheaper. trust may
b able 10 always keep II In my house.
Respectfully, GEO. N. WAITE.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1890-04-10
An Important Statement.

MEssRs. CASE BROTHERS:
0ENrs-I wish to make statement Of what I
know OF the effects OF Highland Tonica Water.
On the 18th Of June last my wife and called on
ono OF our friends who had been sick for . long
so bad condition. The color Of his skin was like
that OF coffee and the white Of his eyes was Of the
Though supplied with ali the ''nick.nacks'" they
were OF no use. as his stomach would not retain
them. Al hs food had to be given In liquid form,
We supplied him some Of the Tonica Water, which
he took and commenced to gain Immediately. He
since, and from its effects has returned to his bust
ness. He had consulted some fourteen (i4) DOCTOR
because, In my opinion, they did mot know and do
NOT 70 this day. I am using the water now and
friend Of ours ID D. @. McCloud the boss blacksmith
Of @. H. Corliss' shop. Yours truly,
8. 4. BROWN.
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have feared drought have been needlessly
fearful.
On his kitchen table an Iowa farmer keeps
a map of his farm. After setting his boys to
work he sticks pins into the map to show his
wife where the boys are, should she want
them. Must be very reliable boys.
At the funeral of beloved dog in Phila-
delphia the other day the coffin was of MAJ
hogany, lined with satin and mounted with
silver ornaments. At the conclusion of the
ceremonies the remains were conveyed in q
hearse to the cemetery, where they were in
tered with rites becoming the solemn occa-
sion.
Every great engineering work, besides the
money spent upon 1t, costs some human
lives. The great Forth bridge, lately com.
pleted, cost ffty-six, an average of eight for
each of the seven years occupied in building
1t. The engineers regard this number as
smaller than might have been expected, and
take credit to themselves for the successful
precautions for the safety of the workmen by
WAAoA 0AAO Ao1s "a AAv0o Wno IouuCou W 81
small number on work of such nagni-
tude, with SO many men employed in danger
Gus positions.
General Cameron, commandant of the
royal military college at Kingston, Ontario,
IL organizing system of messenger pigeon
stations throughout Canada. He proposes
that the Canadian cruisers utilize the pigeons
by having stations along the coast, and thus
communicating news Of poachers and fishing
vessels. Tho practical object In view is to
supplement the facilities for the rapid trans
mission of messages afforded by telegraph
lines. He proposes a chain Of twenty-six
stations from Windsor, Nova Scotia, to Hall.
fax, Nova Scotia.
It seems probable that kangaroos will soon
be hopping all over England. Fifteen years
since the late Baron de Rothsohild endeavor'
ed to breed kangaroos but the male and
young one were unfortunately poisoned by
eating laure. OF late, hewever, the expert.
| ment has been renewed with success. They
are found, we are told, to breed freely
and there are now to be seen in Tring parl
twenty.eight or thirty native kangaroos, in
Guiding the red and black species, Bennettl
wallaby, the black wallaby, and the large
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Br1y Goods.
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BLACK GOODS
WITH
White Prices.

We offer 200 dozen of the
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Misses Fast Black Plain
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Gents Positively Fast Black
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Ladies White all Silk Vests
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The above confirmed after five years.
KNOXVILLE, Conn, January "a, 1890.
MEssRs. CASE BROTHERS:
It gives me mach pleasure to certify to the cor
rectness Of my letter Of September 8 1885, and to
the continued benefits are receiving from tho use
were to use 1t more freely 1t would be to their i'd
vantage; at least found 1t to Be the case in my
family. Yours truly,
@. A. NEWELL.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1890-04-10
EDITORIAL NOTES.

Yesterday made 1t certain that those who
have feared drought have been needlessly
fearful.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1890-04-10

On his kitchen table an Iowa farmer keeps
a map of his farm. After setting his boys to
work he sticks pins into the map to show his
wife where the boys are, should she want
them. Must be very reliable boys.
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1890-10-17

Miss Lille Runals the celebrated
singer and elocutiorist will give an
entertainment in Rising Sun town
nall November 1lth in the evening.
All who have heard Miss Runals sing
or recite will want to hear her again,
and all who have heard of her won
derful powers will want to hear her
We can promise an evening of rare
enjoyment for the audience.
Eek Secretary of War of General
Grants administration, Gen. Bel
KNAPP, was found dead in his bed on
Monday morning. Death was from
heart disease. 1t is believed he died
sometime during Saturday night
On Saturday he had visited Justice
Miller who was at the point of death
tue General being apparently hale
and hearty but died before the Chic
Justice.
Our financial policy applied to
silver IA policy that we borrowed from
England) has put our farmers in
competition with the ryot of India.
the serfs of Russia and with the
labor of all the counties of small
wages and poor living" Hon. Henry
NJ. Teller, U. S. S.
The amendments to the state cons.i
tuition provided by the last legislature
will not be submitted to the popular
vote till next fall, the constitution of
the state providing that all amendments
shall be submitted at general election
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1890-10-17
No Recount.

Acting superintendent of tho census
has denied the applicants a
recount in Cecil, but says that omis-
sions will be added to the count if for
warded to head quarters. By little
inquiry the greater part of the omissions
may be supplied. Mr.. Coal has dis
covered 1S which should be sent on.
1t should not be difficult to ascertain
who was missed if inquiry were made
at the post Offices. The post masters
would help the enumerators. doubtless,
if asked to find out the missing links.
1t will be of considerable advantage to
have our full count on account of the
division of the school fund.
The omission:to schedule the pro.
perty, live stock etc 10 villages should
be remedied. Ii all have been served
as Rising Sun, this part of the census
report will be very imperfect and not at
all reliable. In fact not fit to be used
as official statistics. notwithstanding the
proud boast of Sup. Porter who says in
message from abroad to his friends.
TO those who inquire about me say
that I return strong, rested and ready
to make up for all lost time; to over
come all our enemies and to teach our
weak. kneed friends that the eleventh
census will stand for all time to come
as the best and most accurate up to
date"
Boosters are mighty unreliable
class of persons.
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Mr.. VIM. Coale informs US that he

Mr.. VIM. Coale informs US that he
has counted 20 tenantless houses in
the 9th district, ten of which are with
in half.a, mile of Vinegar Hill. These
empty houses which were once ten.
anted would average at least two
absentees. That would show q
decrease OF 10 persons. The drift OF
popu !ation is undoubtedly to the
cities from the country, and the
cause is not far to seek. The rural
population is being robbed by a
system of laws and taxation which
makes the rich richer and the poor
poorer.
Did you ever meet a college bred
girlwho did not love her Alma Mater?
And why should not she, as we'll as
her brother. think her own ''the dear.
est and noblest and best? After
reading the charmingly written and
magni6cently illustrated article on
Student Life at Wellesley College"
in Demoresfs Family Magazine for
November, just received. we do not
wonder at the enthusiasm of the
Wellesley alumne and students for
the "Wellesley blue.'
This number of the Magazine takes
US all around the world. Starting at
Wellesley, by simply turning the
leaves we are transported to "The
Land of the Lapps,," then the illus.
trated serial story carries US to China,
aud we complete the circuit by visit
ing the seals in Alaska and Greeland,
taking little diversion by the way
in reading "Chat" about society do
ings, and enjoying in imagination so
many good things told about in
"Household," that we wish Thanks.
giving were already come.
Send your subscription (only SO
a Year, to W. Jennings Demorest, Is
East 18th Street, New York.
On the fourth page will be found a
very instructive article on taxing land
values which we invite a careful study
of.
Must not be COMPOUNDED with common
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Liver Pills are entirely unlike them in
every respect. One trial will prove their
superiority.