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Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
Fortunate Wnman.

Mrs. Mary L. Baker, ofOvid, Mich, has
reason to be very thankful. She was great
sufferer from heart disease for years. Was
short of breath, had hungry spells, pain in
side, luttering, faintness. etc. After tax
ing two bottles of DR.. Miles New Heart
Cure, she says. Il am better than for 20
years. My mind and eyesight have i'm
proved wonderfully. 1 advise all persons
thus afflicted to use this great remedy" "
j. W. Denney, druggist, recommends and
guarantees it. DR.. Miles work on Heart
Disease, containing marvellous testimo-
nials, free.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
A Rara Avis.

Mother-Well, John, how do you
like married life?
Son-Very we'll indeed.
SIS your wife amiable ?"
Extremely So"
''And you try to be so yourselfP"
81 am So"
"Does she cook as we'll as your
mother ?"
Mother, 1 cannot tell a lie. She
does"
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Another wonderful discovery has been made
and that TOO BY q lady In this county Disease
fastened It's clutches upon her and for seven
years she WithstoOd It's severest tegs but her vital
organs were undermined and death seemed i'm
minent FOR three months she cOughed incess.
antly and could not sleep She bought Of Us q
bottle Of Dr. Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ION and was so much relieved on taking first
dose that she slept all night and with one bottle
mas been mirdculOusly cured. Her name Is Mrs
Luther Lutz." Thus write w G. Hamrick & Z o
Of Shelby, n. C.-Get free trial bottle at James
= H0hecker's Drug Store, smyrna; G.. G. Har.
mOnsOns. Clayton
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
A mustache spoon has been invented
with shield over the top, and soup
can be conveyed to the mouth with
out danger of soiling the mustache.
Tha uardint T1nnnimona

W. d. Suit Druggist, Bippus, Ind testifes 81
can recommend Electric Bitters as the very besl
remedy Every bottle sold has given relief in
every case, One man took six bottles and was
cured Of rheumatism of 10 years standing
Abraham Hare druggist, Bellviile, Ohio affirms
" The best selling medicine have ever handled
IN my 20 years, experience is Electric Bitters;'
thousands of others have added their testimony
so that the verdict is unanimous that Electric BIZ
ters do cure all diseases of the Liver, Kid
neys OF Blood. Only half dollar at James P
HOneekers, Drug Store, Smyrna; c. G. Harmon
sons Clayton.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
A Millennial Condition.

"I'd like to have lived in the days
when wampum was legal tender"
"Why, what advantage would you
have had ?"
"Just think of going into an oyster
saloon and eating two dozen on the
half and paying for them with the
shells ~
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

The Smith Chemical Co., 22S North
Charles St., Baltimore, offer to send
free to any one sending their address
and stamp, sample package of DIR
ScOtt's Headache and neuralgia cure
which they guarantee will relieve in
fifteen minutes. 4
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

CHILDREN ENJoY.-The pleasant
flavor, gentle action and soothing eff
fects of Syrup of Figs, when in need OF
a Laxative and if the father or mother
be costive or bilious the most crafty
ing results follow its use, so that it is
the best family remedy known and
every family should have bottle.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
A REMARKARL.E I.ErrER

The following letter from Mr.. w. A.
iarly Interesting: my wife, says he,
"has been treated for her head, stomach
and nervous prostration by three doctors
in New York, two in Chicago, one in
Philadelphia, one in Cincinnati, and at the
large institute in Buffalo for is months.
They all failed. But one bottle of DR.. Miles
Restorative Nervine helped her wonder
fully This should be used in all head
aches backaches, changes Of life nervous
q rtAHces fits, rheumatism, etc. Ask al
u w I"lley' drug store for q free trial
bottle and DR.. Miles new book on the
Nerves and heart.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

A good appetite is essential to good
health, and loss of appetite indicates
something wrong. Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla creates and sharpens the appetite
assists the digestive organs and regu-
lates the kidneys and liver Take
Hoods Sarsaparilla this season. Sold
by druggists.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

A prominent physician calls the kiss " An
elegant dissemination of disease" He SAYS,
fever is spread by it, so are lung diseases q
Out upon the gnarled and sapless vagabOnd
Evidently kisses are not for such as he, and
the old fox says the grapes are sour. Let him
devote himself to making our women healthy
and blooming that kisses may be kisses. Thfg
can surely be done by the use of DIR. Pierce'S
Favorite Prescription, which is simply mag
1cal in curing diseases peculiar to females.
After taking It for a reasonable length of
time there will be no more irregularity, back
ache, bearing-dOwn sensations. nervous proc
tration, general debility and kindred ailments.
1t IS the only medicine for women, sold by
druggists, under a positive guarantee
from the manufacturers, that it will give sat
istactton in every case, or money refunded.
A Book OF l60 pages. on Woman and Her
Diseases, and their Self-cure,' - sent postpaid
to any address, securely sealed in a plain en-,
VelOpe, on receipt of ten cents, in stamps
Address, WORLDS DISPENsARY MEDICAL
ASSOCIATION, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

The Pan-AmeFican Commute on
lstoms Regulations recommends the
tablishment at Washington of a bu-
au for the collection and publication
information relating to commercial
FAIRS between American nations.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Next Saturday, April 26, will be the
st anniversary of the advent of the
land old order of Odd Fellows into
II United States. This is a most
|Drthy association of men, and one
at commends itself to every one.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
Further Information.

His Lordship-There's no dodging
it, you know, but one does miss the in
huence of a leisure class over here
She-But we have a leisure class.
81 haven't met them. Who are
they ?"
"Our plumbers and messenger bows. y
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Edwin H. Brown, of Queen Anne's
sunty, Nd, has been appointed State
Feasurer, Stevenson Archer, removed.
Re losses by the latter's defalcation
hount-to $50, ,l2O.22.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Nellie Bly, has gone back to newspa-
per work. She tried lecturing after
her trip around the world, but when
the novelty had worn off poor houses
|chilled her enthusiasm, and after a
somewhat disastrous tour through
pennsylvania she gave up and returned
to New York and to newspaper work
|again.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

In Vineland, New Jersey. the
Ppularity of prohibition is shown by
e fact that the saloon vote this
sring is the smallest eyer known.
ply twenty-five persons voted for
8ense.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

If the programme laid out for Stan
ley on his arrival in England is faith
fully observed, he may wish he was
back in the wilds of Africa. There are
few things worse than acute indiges-
ton.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Colonel Stanton, commander of the
cent exploring expedition in the
|and Canyon of the Colorado River
ys he discovered gold and other
|ecions mineral in vast quantities.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

A Bible has just been rediscovered in
the Vatican library which is in He
brew. 1t is supposed to be the Oldest
n the world and is valued at 100000.
It is so weighty that it requires two
men to lift it, the binding being in
heavy metal. In the year 1912, the
Jews of Venice offered Pope Julius II
IS weight in gold for it, but though he
was financially hard up just then he
srefused the offer.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

1t is reported that Miss Winnie Da-
;, daughter of Jefferson Davis, is to
married to Alfred Wilkinson, of
racuse, N. Y, grandson of Sam
\ J. May, the Abolitionist leader.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Oscar NJ. Roberts, the 1S-year-old
|outh, who formed a plot to kidnap ex-
enator Tabor and hold him for $50,
pO ransom, committed suicide in Den
|er. 1t is believed his mind was un-
ettled by fright at the discovery of his
Hot.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
A Bench Show.

First Pittsburgh Dog-I wish I
lived in New York City.
Second Pittsburgh DOg-Why?
First Pittsburgh DOg-Because dogs
have some show there.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Ladies clean your Kid Gloves with
Mather's Glove Cleaner, for sale only
at Mrs. l.. A. Cotton's dry groods store.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Inc Highland Presbytery, which is
opposed of the Presbyterian churches
northwestern Kansas, has voted al
psf unanimously in favor Of a revis.
+ Of the Confession of Faith.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Thirty-four New England firms are
advertising in London for journeymen
stone-cutters, which they propose to
assist in coming to this country.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

|Ihe only spring medicine a Ken
patton mother gives ber family is a
opposition of cream of tartar, sulphur
d mOlasses.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

|lhe Queen Anne's County and Kent
lnnty Steamboat Company has, been
|ganized. Its boats will ply between
|nlreyiile, Nd, ana Baltimore. -
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
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Life Insurance Company
OF NEW YORK.
WIN. A. BREWER, Jr.. President.
Writes Ordinary Life and Limited Payment
IIF1B POLICIES
WITH
Guaranteed CASH SURRENDER Values.
Guaranteed CASH SURRENDER Values
THESE POLICIES ARE EASILY DEFINED.

THEY ARE -NonfOrfeitable.
THEY ARE-Protected by Dividends
ARE-Unresricted as residence years
THEY ARE-Incontestabe bv their terms
THEY ARE-Secured by an Invested Reserve.
ARE-Soidly backed by Bonds Mortgages
Real Estate
THEY ARE-Saer ailroadS
THEY ARE-Not affected by the Stock Market
THEY ARE--Better paving investments than u S. Bonds
THEY ARE-Less Expensive than Assessment Certificates
THEY ARE-More Liberal tnan the law requires.
THEY ARE-Defnite Contracts
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Emperor William is the leading actor
pom the European stage just now. He
as set out to be the entire show in
Fermany and there is naturally much
pterest and anxiety concerning the
'esult of his attempt to go it alone.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Much less than the usual quantity oi
laple sugar and syrup is being made in
orthern Vermont, the season having
ben shortened by unusual mildness of
@ winter and spring.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

1t is expected that negotiations will
shortly be resumed between the
United States and Canada regarding
the Atlantic coast fisheries.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

The Window Silver bill, in the mod
fled shape in which it is now before
the House, is likely to pass Congress.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

The weather bureau is to be transs
'erred to the department of agricul-
ure. Quietly but none the less surely
Pc modest granger is getting there.
Perhaps we will hear less of drouths
nd floods hereafter.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Horticulturalists are of the opinion
that the heavy rains in California have
done much toward destroying vines
and tree pests.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
Dr.. PIERCE'S PELLETS

Purely Vegetable and Perfectly Harm
less. Unequaled as Liver Pill. Smallest,
Sugar coated Pellet a Dose. Cures
Sick Headache, Bilious Headache.
Constipation, IHdigestiO on, Bilious At
lacks, and all arrangements Of the Stomach
and Bowels. 25 cents vial, by druggists.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

The leading anthracite companies
re at last meeting the Market" and
good deal of coal was sold last week
7 low prices. In Boston, especially,
hueh coal was placed. The fact that
be great producers are selling coal at
be cut prices of individual operations
oes not mean decentralization but con.
1rol.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

The youngest soldier and the
youngest sailor who served in the War
Pf the Rebellion having been located
nearly every town in the State, the
newspapers are now calling for the
lmallest soldier. The smallest soldier
|gas the one who hid behind the fence
when the fighting began. He will
hever be found. The fence fell on
him
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Don't allow yourself TO be carried
away by enthusiasm-you may have
to walk back.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

made. Do you know cure my own
hams
Patient-I didn't know you ever
cured anything.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
Patient-May 1 eat ham ?

The Patient was Surprised.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
j. B. COOPER.

All the Choice Staple Groceries and Fruits
for winter use, as well as a full line of Baskets
and Cedar Ware, China and Glassware, Lamps
and Lamp Trimmings, ETC., at my store. Combs.
Brushes, Cutlery, and General Sundries in great
variety. Headquarters for School Books and
School and General Stationery. l sell many
Secondhand School Books. The prices are all
right
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
AWoman,. Ds.cov.-v

Henry M. Stanley arrived in Paris
from Cannes.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

A clubman says that it's champagne
that he has at night, but it isn't sham
pain that he has in the morning.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Mrs. Shaw draws large audiences
when she appears upon the stage, but
she has to whistle for her money.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Who comes to see us twice year,
Bnt stays five months each time, the dear,
Andlalwas thinks we're glad to see 'er?
My, well, no matter.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Telephone connection with Dover, Wyoming
Camden, Townsend and Middletown
A. E. JARDINE, sec'y and Tre,s
aFFICEs. No. ? Chestnut Street, Phils
and smyrna Del
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

"Papa. is it proper to call an actor
an artist ?"
"Certainly if he draws we'll"
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

flames want you to go on an er-
rand and be back in an hour"
James taking out a notebook I'm
an hour you say?
t'Yesn
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

At the theatre" Henry, what makes
the members of the orchestra go under
the stage so often ?"
Henry-To get another horn, 1
suppose.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Throwing a walking stick at a dog
is one kind of hurry cane.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

II understand the city chamberlain
has crossed the ocean,"
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21

OUR BOWLING TEAMS.
Records Of the Clubs in
the Several Amateur
Leagues and As
S0ciations.
THE RACING ATGUTTENBERG
1t Was Not Too Cold for the Bergen
Point Gunners.
THERACING ATGUTTENBERG

The battle in the JERSEY City Amateur
League is exciting. The forces of the
Volunteer, Atlanta, Independent and Pin
knight clubs are making grand fight
for the first honors. They have each won
Eve points in the column of victories.
The two first named have thrice fallen in
the struggle and the Independents and
Knights have gone down before their foes
on four occasions. The other three bands
Of warriors have not done as well. but
each has secured victories and there is a
strong possibility of developing more
strength and advancing to the front.
The champion Independents swung
their colors triumphantly when the week
began. but they fell twice, and the Vol
unteer5 and Atiantas went to the front
while the Pin Knights advanced, and are
even with the champions. The Volun-
teers have the best chance of going to the
fore this week. They play one game at
home with the Centurys, and tomorrow
night will meet the Pleasure team on the
1atteT's alleys. The Pleasures have been
successful at home and may arrest the
progress OF the South Bergen team.
The Independents will probably make
gain, as they play at home against the
Fairm0uuts One of the stiffest contests
Of the week will be between the Pin
Knights and Atlantas on the latter's al
leys. The record at the close of this week
may see stringing out OF the teams, but
the present indications are it will be q
close chase to the end OF the season. The
record follows:-
JERSEY CITY AMATEUR BOWLING LEAGUE
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21

game. They have suffered i've defeats.
The record
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21

The Palmas are at the top in the ANA
teur Bowling Association, and as the
club has q large force of artists to call
upon. they have an advantage that they
will not surrender unless their rivals do
more than ordinary work. Despite the
fact that the new rules have tended to re-
duce the scores, the Palmas have been
striking close to the average of past sea-
sons. Their victory at Elizabeth was one
Of the most important OF the SERIES
The defeated team had the lead and are
q hard team to wrest victory from either
at home or abroad. especially at home,
where the victory was won by the Jersey
boya. Elizabeth is in second place but Is
only one point better than the Jersey
City A. c. team. The latter has been
doing better recently and may yet rea Oh
the head Of the column. Staten Island
Is in fourth place. but the
battle seems to be between the three
leaders. 0ritani has siumped badly this
season, and has ceased TO be inyincible at
home. The rear end Of the race Is be-
tween the Hiveraides and New Jersey A.
e. with the odds in favor of the former
The Bergen Pointers have not won d
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21
NOT TOO COLD 10 SHOOT.
The Enthusiasts Germans of the N.
A. G. at the Traps

The Enthusiasts Germans of the N. j.
A. G. at the Traps
The cunning contingent of the New
Jersey Athletic Association spent about
five hours before the traps on the organi-
cations grounds at Bergen Point yester-
day afternoon cracking into flinders
about three hundred clay pigeons aud
exploding over one thousand cartridges.
Five events comprised the programme
for the days sport The events and their
results are subjoined:-
First event, a match at ten thirds each
for two prizes-Elmer e. Bigoney and
George , Virden tied at ten birds each
for first prize; and the former won in the
shoot off, Charles A. Pope scored second
with nine breaks.
ten birds each-Elmer e. Bigoney, G. De
Witt Smith and Charles A. Pope tied at
ten breaks each for first prize, and
Charles A. Pope secured the prize in the
shoot oil; Compson and George S. Virden
tied at seven breaks each for second
in the shoot off
Third event, match for three prizes at
five pairs each George s. Virden and G.
DE Witt Smith tied at seven birds each
for first prize. and the former carried off
the honors in the Off shoot; Charles A.
4 oPS sOCA SeCouu Dril6 with Six breaks,
and w. Compson secured third with five
broken disks
Fourth event.-This shoot was the
twenty-seventh match for the clubs gold
emblem at tw enty singles each George
;. Purdy scored twenty breaks; Elmer E.
Pigoney, 10; g. DEWITT Smith, IS; George
s. Virden, 16; Edward l.. Virdenburgn,
Is: Charles A. Pope, 13; w. Compson, IL.
Fifth eyent-This match was the sixth
shoot in the competition for the Ballard
rifie-George 5. Purdy, 20 breaks: Elmer
X. Digoney, II; George s. Virden, 10, G
burgh. Il; Charles A. Pope, 10; w. Comp.
SOD, II.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21

The New York Bowling Club has the
command in the Athletic League by a
large majority. They have played dozen
games and encountered but one defeat,
and that was inflicted by the North End
team, who are at the foot of
the list. They have still long
one to traverse.and il is barely possible
that some of the clubs who are well up
may overtake them. Roseville is second
with nine victories and three defeats.
Manhattan is third, and the Jersey GUY
A. G.. although it made a bad start, IS
fourth. The team has improved recently
out Of range and may with streak of
luck get in the first rank. Staten Island
is fifth and has a very remote chance of
moving up. but Orange, North End and
Montclair are evidently out of the race.
The record and averages of the teams are
appended
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21

The local wheelnen had a bright
chance to get into first place in the
Wheelmen's Bowling League last week.
They re a tie with the New York Bi
test, too, was on our local teams alleys,
but they put up small score and were
vanquished They went back to
second place and have COM
pany. as the Atlantas and Brooklyn
Ri clubs team have. like the Hudson
County Wheelmen, won three games and
lost one. Harlem is next in line with two
games won and two lost. Manhattan and
Riverside have not won game and are
not likely to until the two teams meet
when one or the other must win. The
record follows
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21

John Drowdried, Of No 15015 Bergen
avenue, reported to Police Headquarters
that last evening sneak thief entered
his house through a broken cellar door
and secured some jewelry valued at IS
and silver watch worth s.. No clue to
the thief was left behind
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21
Hey! Little Boy!

When you 60 to bed the next three nights you
to be sure and get you
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21

Bay Boat Clubs team has secured good
lead. 1t has met with only one efeat,
has won four and has only four to play.
The other three teams have each won
two, but they differ in the number of
games lost. The record:
BAYoNSE BOWLING ASSOCIATION.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21

1t was Just an ordinary scrap Of wrapping
paper but it saved her life She was in the last
stages of consumption. told by physicians that
she was incurable and could live only short
On a piece OF wrapping paper she read OF Dr.
Kings New Discovery and got a sample bottle:
it helped her, she bought large bottle, 1t helped
continued its use and Is now strong, healthy,
rosy, Plump. weighing 40 pounds. For fuller
particulars send stamp to W II. Cole. Druggist
Fort Smith Trial bottles Of this wonderful Dis
coyery Free ct Geo. Il. White Drug store. ADV
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-12-21
NLY THREE DAYS LEFT AND SANTA CLAUS Has CONE

Say, You Young Lassie!
What would YOU like to Old Fellow bring you?
Better make up your mind; times nearly up. Write it
piece Of paper and put it under your pillow.
just make me that there few
Misses and ChildrenS ClOaks
he buy half price, at less THE BOSTON
amt business This just lot Of Cloaks sent
consignment
Maybe your toosiefoos cold wet when it SHOWS
rains You tell Old Santa THE BOSTON sells good
Shoes, Rubbers and Rubber Boots
cheaper than anybody. Perhaps your
Underwear and Stockings
WE'LL you sending to the best place America
BOSTON all these goods direct from the mill and
sells them with a small advance.
We don't whether it will interest the Old Fellow not,
"but that's why THE BOSTON does such a big business
They knocking New Workers cold Place growing larger
and larger
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1890-06-14
Now IL the Time 20 See Us.

Last Winter, says the White Pine
News, when the snow was deep in the
canyons and Old Boreas reared in the
mountains, a lot Of mining experts
came to this section to examine our
mines. Some OF them were disguised
with the trip before they reached here,
and those who were not. on arriving,
could tell but very little about the
merits of any mine or the district,
covered Is everything was with a
depth ofsnow. Now all this is changed.
Our hillsides are clothed in verdant
grab; our mines are all open to in
spection; our lodges glisten in the
Summer sun and the naked eve a
discern the precious metals exposed to
view. Now is the time, for mining
men, looking for profitable Investment,
to come and see Robinson District, if
they would examine its merits with
open eyes.
Eureka weekly sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1887-1902, 1890-06-14
A solid Vote.

Every Democratic member OF the
House voted against the Republican
caucus silver bill. All friends OF silver
knew it to be a fraud. The bill has no
friends anywhere in the West, except
it be a few blind partisans who care
more for party than country. In the
first report of the vote Wilson, a Dem
ocrat from West Virginia, was credited
with having voted against his party
and for the mo~nstrosity. This has
since been explained. There are four
Wilson's in the House. In calling
the roll the clerks got them mixed.
1t was Wilson from the new State Of
Washington, a Republican, who
voted for the bill. Not a single DEM
ocrat would have anything to do
with it. The people a now see
which party is the real friend OF sill
YER. We had intended to roast the
Democratic Wilson for going back on
the people. The explanation re-
ierred to renderes it unnecessary
Instead Of being a horse thief and a
liar and bought with British gold, the
Democratic Wilson is a bully boy
with a glass eye.