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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
BRIGHT BITS.

IT's very funny
That men with money
Can never find an investment that pays,
While there are many
Without penny
Who know of good schemes that will last al
ways. - -SeU York Herald.
CONTRIBUTED BY A SUFFERER
hate 1t, hate it, and who shall debar
Me from hating that vlainous cheap cigar?
II poisons the air with its pestilent breath
Like whitf from the regions of darkness and
DEATH
1t sichens the senses aud wearies the soul.
That cabba2ey, filthy Connecticut roll
o. the cheap cigar, With its stencil so free,
Is the nastiest things in the world to me!
*Always excepting the cigarette,-Ch Chicago
Tribune. - y. -GT
OF cottRsr a man who would shook" a fish
would lie about it VVasthPtonsStar.
IT is THE GIRL that occasionally lends help
ing hand VINO has q man ask for it eventually.
Yonkers STATESMAN.
The dearest spot on earth is the summer re
sort. In comparison, there is no place like
home.-StOuG CITY Journal.
THE true moral depravity of betting on horse
races is best seen by the man who backs the
wrong horse.-Bdlttmore ABlericaR.
You can't praise a man for having done
great thing without hearing from the little man
at his side who advised him to do it."-Atchi-
son Globe.
SPONTANEOUS combustion is sometimes caused
by an accumulation of oiled rags and some
times by collection of insurance policies
Etnird Gazette.
You THINK you know yourself, my boy, but
you don't"
20. yes do. l know all the best people
| around here. -Harper'S Bdz1f.
ECONOMICAL see how many beggars
| there are on the footpath! Now you can see
Laura, how much more economical it was for
us to take Fliegende Batter.
DROWNED THE Music" Have you been to
hear Strauss
Yes. Couldn't hear a thing"
| Why not?"
The ushers' clothes were too loud "-Netr
| York sun.
| BENEVOLENT ISDIvIDUAL-Beg pardon sir, but
am around collecting reading matter for the
| hospitals.
Busy personage-O, they've got plenty of
| reading matter, loads of it. 1t isn't a month
since sent them a Sunday paper.-Ne,c York
| Weekly.
| VISITOR lin reference to party at the piano
| How beautifully your daughter plays, Mr. Saw
age.
Mr.. Savage Yes when she plays it isn't 81
| bad; but it is just awful when she has to work
as she is working at present over one of them
| blamed callthumpian compositions Boston
| Transcript
REWARD OF MERIr-In looking over your mat
ter, Mr., Quilpen, said the editor-in-chief to the
new man on the staff, l have not seen the
| phrase, 1T begins to look AS though
! Il never use it. answered the new man.
| Mr. DYSON observed the editor-in-chief tc
| the business manager an hour or so later won
| will oblige me by raising Mr.. Quilpen's salary
| $40 week. '-Chicdgo Tribune.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
And There Was Silence.

When two persons who have passed the aver
age span of life are brought together, says the
Chicago Herald, a common topic of converse
ton seems to be their ages This was the cas-
not long ago where party of some note was
gathered, one OF the party being bishop and
another an old lady WHOSE hearing time had
slightly affected. The following conversation
took place:
We'll, my dear madam, said the bishop, IF
YOU will not consider it lmpertinent should like
to ask you how old you are?"
Il am 90, responded bis companion, at the
same time declaring there was no impertinence
in the question.
Good old age, said the bishop. good old
age. Iexpect that long before am that old
shall be food for worms"
The old lady evidently did not catch the
bishops remark in its entirely, for she answered.
Laws me do they trouble you l am troubled
awful with them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
The Argentine Republics Trade.

The Importance of amending our naviga-
ton laws, reducing our tariff and arrang-
ing for a system of banking exchange, if
we wish to increase our trade with the
countries south of us, is shown very clearly
by the report, just published by the state
department, of our consul at Buenos Ayres
According to his report the foreign COM
MERGE of the Argentine Republic for the
year 1855 amounted to $22S, 524, 013,
the imports bong $12S, 412 ,11O and the
exports 800, 1l1,903. The imports were
greater than the figures for the previous
year. While for 1887 the imports exceeded
the exports by $32, $50, 305, for 1883 the ex-
cess was $2S, 800, 207.
The total commerce of Great Britain with
the Argentine Republic in 1883 was SOL
LOG, 1852; of France $50, $40, AIS; of Belgium,
$27, 764, 426; of Germany, S26,619,6 $40, and
of the United States, l6,575,615. From
these figures it appears that the trade of
the United States with one of the leading
South American republics occupies the fifth
place in its commerce, when it ought to oc-
cupy the first. In 1888 Great Britain's share
of the Argentine Republics trade was 26 s
per cent, and that of this country was 70
per cent. The foregoing figures, however,
while compiled from official documents, are
not accurate. In the absence of any
direct line of steamships from the United
States to the River Plata there are large
amounts of merchandise shipped from New
York to the Argentine Republic in German
and English vessels, but under the system
in vogue at the Argentine custom house the
shipments are credited to the country to
which the transporting vessel belongs, so
that the figures do not show, by many mil
lions of dollars, the correct amount OF ship
ments from the United States.
Despite this discrepancy the trade Of this
country with the Argentine Republic is
small as compared with that of Great Brit
ain. The bulk of it consists of turpentine.
agricultural implements, lamps and gas
fixtures, lumber, furniture, cotton goods.
hardware, kerosene, railway machinery,
drugs, chemicals, hempen and wooden goods
and tobacco. Both the variety and GUAM
| tity of the exports could be increased if
there were better trade facilities The Ar
gentlne merchants can buy on more liberal
terms in England, and they have no great
interest, therefore, in fostering
or striving to increase trade with the
United States. but. if they had the same in
ducements TO trade with this country that
they have to trade with European countries.
there is no doubt that they would give this
country the pref erence.
These inducements this country can offer
them only when our navigation laws are so
amended that our merchants can purchase
ships in the cheapest market, and our
tariff is so reduced that our manufacturers
can compete in the markets of the world
with those of Europe. Then lines of Ameri-
| can steamships will be esta blished not only
to the Argentine Republic, but also TO other
| South American republics, and American
merchants will be able TO control the South
American trade.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
SANITARY PLUMBING.
Rubber Hose!

THE SAVANNAH PLUMBING COMPANY
Il has one of the finest assortments of Rub
Der Hose, Nozzles, Clamps, Pipes and Reels,
Wire Wrapped Hosein all sizes, Rubber Tubing
Washers, Etc. in the city.
We have the finest assortment of Crystal,
Bronze and Brass Chandeliers, Hall and Newell
Lights IN the South. Gas Pipes, Cocks, Tubing
and Hooks. Globes of all descriptions and
prices.
We have the enameled, Copper and Fiber Bath
Tubs in all lengths, Enameled Wash Basins.
Stands, Etc. We have the Demerest. Neptune
Inodora, Sypho and Janitas Water Closets with
Nckle-plated Trimmings and Tanks, Urinals and
Hopper Closets, Defiance Ranges, and the De-
troit Hot Water Heater Galvanized, Plain,
Lead and Cast Iron Pipes and Fittings, Locks,
Knobs, Door Bells and full supply of plumbers
and builders hardware.
Agents for the Ericssons Caloric and Rider
Hot Air Engines, Iron Chairs, Settees and Rail
ings for cemeteries and yards. Altogether we
have the largest establishment of the kind in
the South, and are prepared to fill all orders
cheaply ndwith dispatch. We have everything
needed by saw-m mills, farmers and country mer-
chants generally We solicit trial order and
can guarantee satisfaction.
Our Plumbing Departments carried on in the
best possible manner and by experienced work
men. All orders promptly filled. Personal OBJ
servations and estimates furnished free.
We are prepared to make estimates through
out the Southern States Address
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

The New York Evening Post prints a
number of interviews with the leading cer-
gymen of Philadelphia and Pittsburg con-
tanning their views in regard to the charges
against Senator Quay, and what they con
slider their duty under the circumstances, in
the interest of public morals. With scarcely
an exception the clergymen replied that
that they did not consider it their duty to
denounce Quay from the pulpit. 1t was the
duty of the civil authorities, not the clergy,
to prosecute persons accused of crime. 1t
would be interesting to know what these
clergyman consider their duty when they
are surrounded by corruption and fraud,
when the very atmosphere they breathe is
polluted with Quayism. Stand idly by aud
say nothing Is that the duty of our great
moral teachers
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
An Fconom .c,l Man.

S. w. FoSS in the Chicago Tribune.
He lived on thirteen cents a day
Ten cents for milk and cracker,
One cent for dissipation gay,
Aud TWO cents for tobacco.
And if he wished an extra dish
He'd take his pole and fish.
And if his stomach raised a war
'Gainst his penurious habit,
He'd go and kill a woodchuck or
Assassinate rabbit
And thus he'd live in sweet content
On food that never cost a cent.
And, that he might lay in bank
The proceeds of his labor.
He'd happen round at meals, the crank,
And dine upon his neighbor.
And then he'd eat enough to last
Until another day had passed.
He bought nor pantaloons nor vest,
Nor rich, expensive jacket;
He had one suit-his pas bequest-
He thought would stand the racket"
He patched it thirty years tbs true,
And then declared twas good as new.
He owned but one suit to his back;
And, minus cuffs and collars,
He died, and left his nephew Jack
Nine hundred thousand dollars
And Jack he run his fortune through
And only took year or Two.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

That steamers can be run at profit be
tween the United States and South Ameri-
can ports without subsidy is being prac-
ideally demonstrated. There are now run
ming from different parts in the United
States 20 South ard Central America and
West India under charter TO merchants IL
she United Sts5es 3inety-two foreign built
steamers, without any subsidy from any
government whatever. AL these steamers
are earning rncney Cor their owners and
thor employers. Zone Of them are
cwne1 ~ -4neriesns, hIt being built
abroad thev cannot sail under the Ameri-
caa hag Vesssjs can be built cheaper
ABROAD; thet is way our merchants get
them abroad. Thus, while there are lew
ships ssiling under the American flag from
here 70 the southern waters, there is no lack
Of shipping facilities.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

Canada, too, has just had a national cele-
bration, the twenty-third anniversary of
the confederation of the provinces. The
Canadian papers declare that the union has
been accompanied by much that is good. 1t
has given them free trade over a vast area,
and has given to settlement and to civihza-
ton the previously unemployed prairies of
the country. Yet the papers deplore that
confederation has not produced a genuine
Canadian sentiment. The country is to-day
an artificially connected group of provinces
with different ideas and interests. The
same complaint will he heard until Canadi.
ans are ruled by Canadians Not unit
then will her ideas and interests be identi-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

The case of w. S. Game. who was de-
feated for parliament by Duncan, the Glad
stonian candidate, is a peculiar one, and has
no parallel, perhaps, in the political history
of England or any country. Game was one
of the liberals who followed the erring foot
steps of Joseph Chamberlain and became a
unionist. But he was better known rs an
enthusiastic temperance advocate; he loved
Sir Wilfrid Lawson more than Joseph of
Birmingham. When the tory government,
with which he was allied, promulgated its
great scheme of license redemption his soul
and conscience revolted, and by way of fur
nishing the tory government with an object
lesson he resigned his seat in parliament and
announced to his constituency that he was
an anti-license candidate. But the govern
ment found its position on the license bill
untenable and dropped its scheme suddenly,
and left Mr.. Game without an ISSUE The
tories also had a candidate in the field The
result of the election is another crushing
defeat for them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
EDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETING Savannah Typographical Union
No 1888
SPECIAL EoTICEs-Free Ice Cream at Heidts;
Special Prices for Saturday at Heidt's.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULE-Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
bah Railway.
mond, Va.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

OF all the thousands who would be bene
fitted by the proposed extravagant pension
legislation, which is bripe offer for the
soldier vote at the expense of the taxpayers,
Gen. Slocam is the only one who has had
the courage to declare publicly his opposi-
ton to the pension raiders. Eve as
soldiers" he said, ARE in danger of being
thought to make mendicauts of ourselves
l would rather die paupsr, having been a
soldier of my country, than a millionaire
otherwise. Let US take that view of it and
ask nothing more Of the government" Gen.
Slocum warns the pension grabbers that
they have gone to extremes He sounds a
timely warning for them to call halt. To
reject his warning would be an acknowl-
edgment that they mean to carry their
policy of spoliation to the end, regardless of
tae ruinous consequences to the finances of
the country.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

The Minnesota supreme court has decided
that a photograph is the property of the
person who sits for it. and that the photo
grapher has no right to sell it without con-
sent. No reputable establishment would
make use of a persons photograph without
express authority from the subject, but 1t is
we'll that the law in the matter has been
defined. This decision may serve as warn.
ing to INSCRIPTIONS photographers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
Our NEW YORK OFFICE.

Nh. J. J. Flynn has been appointed General
Advertising Agent of the MORNING NEWS with
an Office al q Park Row New York. All adver.
Using business outside of the states OF Georgia,
Florida and South Carolina will be managed by
him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
A Wonderful Machine.

From the v. Y. Commercial AdUerttser CEnd3.
The delight expressed by the JAPANESE
mikado over his new photograph calls to mind
the reception of the same invention in Turkey.
When il was first showed to the Turks by Presi-
dent WaShburn of Roberts college, they mani
tested no surprise whatever when the machine
repeated the words which he talked into it, But
when the president had the Turks do the talk
ing, they suddenly became wild with enthusi-
asn, and expressed their utter bewilderment
that the machine had learned to talk Turkish
when it had only been in the country one
week"
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

Gan2many has had its final pow-wow for
The summer, end the grand sachems and
braves will nov take rest, to be ready for
the ~arpath in the coming campaign.
There was great rejoicing over the result of
the Croker investigation and the discount
ture of the enemy. Tammany thus faces
with enthusiastic courage the issues of the
important fall campaign, undau by the
citizens movement and reforming on
slaughts from no matter what quarters.
Discipline and effective organization are
the main reliance for success. Experience
has shown their value
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

Little is likely to be done at this session
of congress in the matter of pure food leg
islation. So much time has been taken up
in discussing party measures by the repub-
licans that they cannot spare few days to
consider a subject of such vital Importance
to every man, woman aud child in the
country as the sophistication of food.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

Senator ingalls, bill, which virtually pro-
vides for the confiscation Of the property
of alien landlords, has been reported back
to the Senate with a recommendation
against its adoption. The Senate has not
yet adopted the methods of the Kansas
Farm Mortgage and Trust Company, the
organization of IL per cent. philanthropists
of which he is the vice president.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

Whether it is an American girl
who marries foreign nobleman, or
an American man who marries a
titled English woman, the foreigners
always get the best Of the bargain
as far as money is concerned. A wealthy
Philadelphian few days ago married an
earrs daughter, and settled on her $3.50, 900,
besides renouncing the most valuable of all
his Observation-Disclosures citizenship.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
They do Not own the People.

FrOm Tie DefrOV Fee Press (Denl
The federal election bill will probably become
a law. for its selfish and interested trainers own
the court before which the issues are tried. Rnt
they do not own the III OF is 10000 # people to
who Sc sense of justice and decency an apneaI
lies from every improper act of a congress
which is, alter all. only the hired and paid SER
want of the great American people
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05
Dissatisfied Ohicagoans.

The people of Chicago are by no means
satisfied with the action of the local direct
ors of the fair in deciding that part of the
fair shall be on the lake front aud part at
Jackson park. The two places are about
eight miles apart, and the only means of
communication between them is the Illinois
Central railroad and a steamboat line.
The truth is, the people of Chicago want
only one site for the fair, and they cannot
understand why the fair sh ould be virtually
ruined by dividing it. The directors. how
ever, say that the question which presented
itself was this: Either two sites or no fair.
Rather than lose the fair they decided in
favor of two sites.
1t is not certain yet that the city council
will permit any part of the lake front to be
used as site. And even if the council con-
sents there is the injunction which must be
got rid of before the site question can be
considered as settled.
There is a good deal of jealousy of the
Illinois Central. If the present arrange
ment holds good that railroad corporation
will be in a fair way of making a great
deal of money 1t will virtually have a
monopoly of the transportation business be
tween the two fairs, and for an outlay. of
about So, 100000 it will get land on and
near the lake front that will be worth be-
tween 81, 200, 900 and SIS, 100000
Too many of Chicago's eminent citizens
are trying to make fortunes in connection
with the fair. If they were little more
solicitious about the success Of the fair and
little less about their own there would not
be so much difficulty. encountered, perhaps
| in connection with the selection of site.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

Editor Watterson, of the Louisville
Courier-Journai, has deserted his "Star
eyed Goddess" and is now evolving learned
illusions on the deterioration of the water
melon. This is going from the divine to the
colicky
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RICHMOND SEMINARY. B Rif sssssi We !

aud Day school Tor Young Ladies. JOHN H
POWELL, Principal. Full preparatory and
collegiate courses Best advantages in Music,
Modern Languages and Art. Board, English
oath. Catalogue sent on application.
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EDUCATIONAL.

SOUTH CAROLINA COLLEGE for Women,
- Columbia, S. c.. will open it's session Oct
1st 1890. The old Preston Place, subsequently
owned by Rev. D. Stuart Dodge, of New York,
has been purchased for it by its founders and a
large and commodious building added to the
mansion. This institution includes the South
Carolina Presbyterian Institute, for Prepara-
Carolina College, for the higher education of
women. For all its departments it has faculty
of sixteen professors and teachers, I'M
excelled in ability and experience. Six
of them are professors in the State
University, whose lectures and nstruc-
ton will direct the education of the young la
dies according to the method and standard of
the University, and give them unsurpassed ad-
vantages in the way of higher education. Rev.
VIM. r. Atkinson. Columbia s. G.
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a Safe Conclusion.

From the Brooklyn Times (RenA
When you see an American citizen these DAYS
who cares nothing for the newspapers and
looks with serene contempt on our muddy
streets, you can bet he has a ticket for Europe
in his pOcket.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

Smiths Bile Beans remove the excess bile
from the system, which clears the skin,
brightens the eyes, strengthens the body
and improves the mind-Adr.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-05

CITIZEN TRAIN, now a citizen of one of Ia
coma's suburbs, proposes to organize com
pany of 500 American editors and take them
around the world in fifty days next fall at $50
per head
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CURRENT COMMENT,
Where Learning Doesn't Count.

From The Washington Post (hld).
An Ohio photographer speaks twenty differ
ent languages Still he is not able to cause as
much confusion in community as one cheap
amateur photographers outfit.