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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

Ten times more eggs can be Matched by
one machine, in the same length ot time
than by one hen; at the same time re-
quiring no more attention than the hen.
1t is an easier and more agreeable job
TO turn the eggs and fill the lamp, daily,
of an incubator, than il is TO lift a
cross and fussy hen from the nest, feed
her and watch that she return TO her
duty at the proper time. An incubator
will not trample on and break the eggs,
rs 1t Is nearly always the case, more or
less, with a setting hen. 1t is diff
cult matter to keep lice and mites from
attacking n multiplying on the setting
hen, which is, to say the least, a source
of great annoyance 10 the hen. There
is no chance for such q state of affairs
in an incubator.
These little pests won't germinaet
and grow fat on ash or oak boards.
The inclination of an incubator to be-
come broody does not have to be con-
suited, IS is the case with her great
American henship. Give it the eggs,
light the lamp, and the machine is
your obedient servant for as long a
period "a its services are required
The machine will not become weak or
emaciated from overwork, and chicks
can thus be hatchcd out for months at
a stretch. There Is more pleasure and.
fewer vcxatious trials in ope ating an.
incubator than there is in steering to
victory an obstinate and vicious hem.
The broOder Is a necessary annex to
the incubator, and it's advantages.
Snug and secure quarters are ever
ready for the young chicks when taken
from the incubator. Two hundred
chicks can be handled and cared for
in one-tenth the time it would require
were they with hens.
The chicks can BE- fed more regular.
ly and much more evenly, and are less
liable to disease and accident; and
raids from vermin and snakes are i'm
possible. The chicks can be kept dry and
comfortable at all times, and this, too,
with one-fOurth the attention necessary
were they running with hens. 1t is
almost impossible for lice and mites to
attack the chicks, for there is no cause
for parasites of this nature to get q
start. Chicks reared in this way be.
come very docile, and consequently
much easier handled when they ma
tine. There is five times more pleas
ure attached TO rearing chickens in q
brooder than otherwise, and there Ia
no inducement for the poulterer to iy
of the handle, and perhaps say some-
.ihinG maA.-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
Getting Above Dollars

II. II. Boyeson, the novelist, In
walking down town in New York with
4 friend the other day, said: "Tu
wager that one of these two men ap-
preaching viii use the words money
or buy as he passes US" Boyeson
and his friend kept their ears open as
the two approached, and what they
heard was this: You can't buy that
Tor $1,000" Mr.. Boyeson had never
seen either OF the two men before. A
Young American artist fresh from
Paris said to me in answer to an in
Iuiry ss TO whether New York seemed
4ull after the former cityi Not at all;
On the contrary l am impressed with
the rush, life and din OF New Yoria
but everybody seems TO be talkin. OF
money" That is the way it seems to
strike the stranger. To the resident
native it Is scarcely noticeable At
the same time, there are signs in many
directions that the worship OF nero
money is lesseuing In New York. You
ind IN increasing number OF young
men who deliberately choose walks OF
life that are not particularly stt-ast-
I've from a pecunisry point OF view.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
The Benign Wftchery of Candle Lich,

Inc bthiSn Nltcnery oil candle Light.
There are so many women who have
passed their first youth who appear at
the balls in New York and receive the
devoted attention of men for whom
they must entertain most grand
motherly interest, that the question of
light ha, become a most important one.
so these foxy caterers to the female
complexion have taken a leaf out of
French books and lighted their rooms
with candles, the silver caud,eabra
be nc set in the walls so that the LIGHT
falls from the side, not above. while
pretty little fluted pctticoats of ross
silk shade the colored candles. 4 side
light, especially if it Is rose-tinted,
takes ten years from a woman's ace.
No wonder we are in favor of abolish
ing the deadly electric lamps, and the
flaming gas, if wax candles are such
thieves of time.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
EaENSiCNSs NsISaS Sa.iIa:,"ns %:MSnB.s. B. s.
A Shocked Clergyman.

A subject for the Pa tors Union to
.ackle (maybe they have) is the Sun
day "'church notices" read from the
pulpits. One of our popular clergy
read on Sunday morning a certain no
tice of coming entertainment of a
gastronomic sort at the church vestrv,
and then added: alt always max me
shudder to read such a notice as that
from pulpit, but l suppose it is a
necessary evil, and-we hope you will
all come" There are some things that
certainly seem too material for a church
pulpit, and pork and beans and FISH
howder, or New England dinners,
are not without power to disturb my
equanimity.-Lewiston (Me. Journal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
Over.Nica

The extreme squeamishness and al
most painful precision Of speech Of a
certain Miss Blank affords her friends
no little amusement She was calling
on friend just before Christmas. and
naturally the conversation turned upon
the approaching holiday.
II suppose you are actively engaged
in your preparations for ChistmasP"
said Miss Blank.
yes. 1 am quite busy getting my
children's little presents ready"
IL presume so,n was the reply.
And i dare say they are looking for
ward with the most delightful antici-
patton TO Christmas morning. Do you
have n tree, or do your children hang
up ptheir-ah-er-hosiery. ~ Youths
COMPANION.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
ABUOT THE FARM,
Hints for Farmers and Busy
Housewives to Appreciate.

Such a season as this calls for extra
care and watchfulness among the farm
stock Where the ground is bare and
animals are allowed TO go out and get
4 taste of the dead grass they have less
appetite for hay and must be fed more
carefully. If cows run IN the fields
after the tall grass Is dry it sometimes
clogs in the stomach and causes death
from stoppage- 1t Is better to keep
them in the yard on winter rations.
Sheep are usually allowed to take care
of themselves Us long rs they can, but
unless they have a wide range and
plenty of green herbage of some kind
it is better to pick out the lambs that
are TO be wintered and keep them near
the barn and give them roots, apples
or ensilage, while they are getting used
to the dry hay.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
Farm Notes.

why should anyone expect good
crops of apples from trees raised in
grass? He never expects to raise veg
etsbles in this way.
To keep birds from robbing cherry
tree, put a little windmill into ii, such
as boys make with a jackknife, and
attach little bell to it. 1t will do
more good than stuffed cat or an imi-
tation hawk.
Fruit-culture will rarely be profitable
20 anybody on the haphazard plan. 1t
requires study, careful attention and
hard work. The man who never has
time TO be exact and methodical, need
not hope for profit from fruit. -
The care of raising an orchard will
be greatly reduced by growing vegeta-
bles or small fruits in it as long as they
can be made TO grow well with culture
and manuring. The trees will also
grow more rapidly than in grass and
weeds.
The largest stallion fee ever known
was that charged for the services of
the noted horse 'Stockwell in England
for two seasons previous to his death,
which was 500 guineas, or 50, $50.
AxtelPs fee, 81 900, is the largest ever
asked for the services of an American
stallion.
Irrigation is usually n pressing need
in strawberry culture - though not
greatly ne, ded in 1889. But all who
grow Strawberries on a large scale
should be prepared to irrigate when
necessary. A little forethought and
some expense Will often provide the
means.
The care of stock and the hens will
need the closest attention at this season
of the year. To keep up a steady flow
of milk and a full egg basket during
this season, demands constant atten-
ton to the comfort and wants of the
and birds; don't omit to card
the cows, especially in severe weather
when they can not get out much to
scratch themselves.
Blankets are entirely discarded at.
the celebrated Stony Ford farm, sum
mer and winter, save when they are
used 10 absorb sweat after a horse has
been driven. 1t is believed there that
the general health of the animal is i'm
proved by this apparent exposure, and
Mr.. Backman bel ewes so thoroughly in
plenty of air that there is ar open
window in every stall.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
HER NAME.

I'm losted. Could Won find me, pleaseTn
Poor little frightened babyi
The wind had tossed her golden fleece.
The tones had scratched her dimpled knees,
/ stopped and lifted her with ease,
And softly whispered, Maybe"
''Tell me your name. my little maid,
can't md YOU without IT."
My name is Shiny-eyes," she said:
'iNe eS. but your lastT" she shook her head;
up TO my house 'ey never said
a single hng about IT,"
But dear" said. ''what IS your manner"
why, didn't you hear me tell your
Dust Shlny-eyeS." a bright thought came:
Yes. when you're good: but when they blame
You. little One-Is't Just the same
When mamma has TO scO'd your"
-My mamma Hel er scOlds," she moaDs,
A little blush ensuing.
% 'Cept when I've been a-frowing stones,
And then she SAYS" (the culprIt owns).
"Mehitabe >apphira Jones.
What has you been a-dolngT"
By AHRd r. BIrIlhdn1.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

A farmer by the name Of Sumpter
has succeeded finely in raising coffee
in Hawaii. Withn n a year he has
cleared ten acres of land from a heavy
forest growth. and set out some nine
thousand coffee plants. The coffee
trees that were planted at first have
grown to a height of two feet as an
average. They are very thrifty plants
aud promise rare success. In a few
places where the coffee had been
planted under kukui trees. they
showed some signs of blight, but the
tree. were cut down later, and now
he little coffee plants arc recovering
from the blight. 1t Is confidently ex-
pected that within two years quite .
number of the trees viii commence to
bear. The soil seems to be grateful.
10 the coffee, and as the labor OF clear
ing is sma in comparison with the
usual work, it is expected that coffee
raising viii be a leading occupation
that shall bring profit 10 Hawaii
Housewives, OF those who do the
family mar citing, do not always keep
sufficiently well posted on what kinds
OF food are seasonabIe. On the farm
there Is less troIble from this source,
because the daily fair Is largely limited
To what i on hand, Vet il Is lust as
much a lack of economy Tor the
farmers wife to boil and fry eggs
daily when they are forty cents a
doZeu a il Is for the village or city
housewife who has 10 look sharp for
money leaks TO buy them at this price
for general use
There are families who can afford
expensive luxuricS, but when those Of
limited means buy fish, fruit, meat and
vegetables at high prices, simply
through ignorance Of what is in or out
Of season, then il seems as if "ihrow-
ing pIt with teaspoon was no meta
phor. Il II when things are seasona-
bic, and therefore cheap, it is a foolish
attempt at economy to scrimp in their
use.
The farmers wife reads of tn.
tempting variety IN the CITY markets,
possibly takes time to walk through
one of these markets when in town,
and contrasting her own resources,
concludes that the latter are extremely
limited. She does not ALWAYS under
stand that even the rice of a good
oli-fashioned boiled dinner is no small
sum in the city, and that TO do the DAYS
marketing requires fun urse, unless
one limits herself TO fewer kinds than
the farm cellar or store closet con-
tains.
While people live in flats and apart
ments and measure the contents of
their larders with a pint cup, high
prices must be paid for storing and
doing out such small quantities.
Meanwhile given n mistress with a
thorough knowledge of cookery and
few homes have better possibil ties for
fine cookery than that of the farmer.
This is eNemplified at many grange
suppers and picnics.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
Copyright, 1880.

from ordinary methods has lone
been adopted by the makers of DR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
They know what it can do-a6d
they guarantee it. Your money
is promptly returned, if it fails to
benefit or cure in all diseases arising
from torpid liver or impure blood
No better terms could be asked for
No better remedy can be had.
Nothing else that claims to be a
blood-purifer is sold in this way
because nothing else is like the
&C. NJ. D."
So positively certain is it in its
curative effects as to acarrant its
makers in selling it, as they are do
ing, through druggists, on triall
It's especially potent in curing
letter, Salt-rheum, Eczema, Ery23
sipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore
Eyes, Goitre, or Thick Neck, and
Enlarged Glands, Tumors and
Swellings. Great Eating Ulcers
rapidly heal under its benign in
fuence. Worlds Dispensary Med
ical Association. Cos Main Street.
Buffalo, n. Y
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
One Thousand Dollars.

Will forfeit the above amount. IL fail 20
prove that FlurapleNion IS the best medicine i'm
eAlsleilcr Tor Dyspepsia, Indigestion or Bilious
ness II S a crrt.in cure, and affords immedf-
ate Teiiei, ~ cases Of Kidney and Liver Com
paint, Nervous Debility and ConSumption
flordpleNion builds up the weak system and
cures where other remedies lall. Ask yOur
druggist Tor it and get well. Valuable book
lhiigs Worth knowing" also. sample bottle
sent lree: all charges prepaid. Address
FRANKLIN Hart. $ Warren Street New York
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

a DOUBTFUL PRECAUTION.-Jew-
eler--I always make practice of car
rying home sll the yaluaDles after lock
ing up. The safest plan, l guess.
Friend-I wouldn't if 1 were you.
Suppose your shop were broken into
during the night, and people read in the
paper next morning that the thieves
had found nothing on your premises
your reputation would be goneI
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

Mrs. Ambrose Crouch, of South Jack
son, Mich, has been keeping a tab on her
family, and he finds that during the past
year she has b.ked for them 23GS cook
les, 1883 doughnuts, PIT cakes, 267 pies.
81 buildings, and 793 loaves of bread.
Her family is not large either, except as
to a petite.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

Among the explanations that have
been inven ed TO account for the de-
pressed condition of agriculture, we
frequently run across the claim that
farms are too large. This ma be true
in some cases, but there is no more
sense in saying how large farm should
be, than there would be in saying how
big pair of boots should be for a
me- end making them all of one size.
The location, markets, line of farm
ing pursued and the adaptation of the
man must all be considered. a sheep
grower could not do much on 8 acres,
and a market gardener would work az
disadvantage on a large farm. Some
men are inclined to look after small
particulars and details and can spend
their time protitably on small farm
and others who are inclined TO over.
look small matters and can superintend
a large establishment, could do better
on a large scale.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.-"Gimme
a ham sandwich" shouted the guest
at the dime lunch counter. Two sec
onds later he complained to the attend
ant: THAT was the worst sandwich /
ever had. No more taste than saw
dust, and not big enough to see"
you've ct yer check," returned the
attendant, contemptuously; this
here's Yer ham san 'wich.''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

a tradesman named Meckers was
foucd recently in a street of EastDuurne,
on the English South coast, with seven
long nails driven deep into his skull.
He was removed TO hospital in dying
state. The doctors say 1t is an astonish-
ing c, 8 of deliberate suicide.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

FIRST YOUNG LADY examining di-
rectory in drug store-I cannot find
the name in this directory, Ethel.
Second Young Lady-NoP What
shall we do?
First Young Lady--Let us go to
another drug store and examine their
directory.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
Mistress: tWhat's the matter W

Mistress: "What's the matter with
Bridget2'' Bridget: "Ah, sure mum;
L had a bottle o. meddycine an it said,
Thirty drops for an infant, sixty for
an adult, and the full OF tablespoon
for al emetic.' Not bein' an infant or
an adult, L supposed 1 must be an
emetlc, an sure Pm killed entirely"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

Warm weather often causes extreme tired
feeling and debility, and in the weakened con-
dition of the system, diseases arising from i'm
pure blood are liable to appear. To gam strength
to overcome disease, and to purify, yItaItze
and enrich the blood, take Hoods SarsaparIIa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

IL THE SAME BOAT.-''Look here.n
said Charley Cashing to his tailor.
these trousers that YOU made for me
are getting shorter all the time.'
We'll" replied the tailor laconically,
$50 am /. -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

a hOrse-tamer advises that a runaway
hors7 lie ueallOwed to go fifty yards. Tuen
tighten the lines, say ''whoal' and if he
does not respond, to give a strong jerk
on the rlght-hand rein, and say whoa"
again.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

Ok 'ahOma Guide Book and Map sent anywhere
on receipt Of jOcts T. Ter 4 Co., Kansas City, Mo.
Timber. Mineral. Farm Lands and Ranches
I'm Missouri. Kansas. Texas and Arkansas,
bought and sold. Tyler * Co, Kansas City Mo-
Lee Was Chinese Headache Cure. Harmless
in effect, quick aud positive in action. sent
prepaid ON receipt ~ per bottle. Adeler & Co,
522 WyandUtte ST, Kansas City, No.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

FIRST MAN--"It's very hot in here.
L wish every one wouldn't shut the
door when they go out" Second Man
-"I'n fix it so they won't" Aud lie
did. He put up a sign which read:
"Pi iease shut the Door,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
knowledge Better Than Theory.

While the Who'll medical world is engaged ir
eNpeT nenfing upon new remedies and invent
ing tLeor Is 10 account for diseases. st. Bernard
ancient Ialhers, nave been quietly and surely
eounterseting the causes Of dIselSe by stimula
ana bowels promoting digestion, nutrition anf
eScreiiOn- restoring vitality and curing peopI,
o. thelr diseases A sample Of the St BERNARD
Sani.- Address, St. Bernard, Box 2il6, Kew
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

The largest plate of glass ever cast in
the world was drawn from the anneal-
ing furnaces at the ! IA nond Plate
Glass factory at X, komo, md, recen ".
1t measures 145xl95 in he ;, weighs 20U0
pounds, and is perfect i'll every particu-
lar.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

HOPED SHE WOULDN'T Specify
Fond Mother-Ralphie, you have been
quarrelling again with your sister. Be
a man. You must give up everything
to her. VIII you promiseP
Ralphie (eyeing his first trousers ap-
prehensivelyl-Ys-y
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

A very wise citizen of Chicago, who
was seeking bOarling-hOuse, went first
to good meat shop AMI asked the pro-
p-ieter TO tell him the hOu-es to which
he sold the best meat.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

There are seventeen bathrooms in Mrs.
Thomas y. Scott'S residence, on South
RittenhOuse square, Philadelphia. The
house contains as many suites as an ord
mary hotel
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
I.mpImre cmregmmramfeed bow

Dr, J. 3. Mayor, ST Arch 81, PhIl'a,
Pa. Ease aC once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou
sands OF cures after others fail, advice
free, send ior circular.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

SHE (enthusiasticallyl-"Oh, George!
don't you think the greatest JOY in life
is the pursuit of the good, the true and
the beautiful?' He-"You betl that's
why Pm heIe to-nis sht.''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
To DisnelColds.

Headaches and Fevers, TO cleanse the system
effectually, yet gently, when costive or bilious,
or when the blood is impure or sluggish, 70 per
manently cure habitual constipation, to awaken
the kidneys and liver TO healthy activity
without irritating or weakening them. use
syrup OF Figs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

81 HEARD a compliment for you
last night, Miriam"
What was It, Lizette?''
'CoL. Bronson said you were exceed
lngiy well preserved.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

A DOCTORS sCHEME.--Peterby--
Look here, doctor, what's this bill for
two dollars? You haven't been called
to attend meor any of my family.
Doctor-No, old man. But, don't
you remember, you asked me to treat
when we were at the Brunswick the
other day2
Peterby (mystifed)-Yes, but
"Well, 1 charge two dollars every
time treat man."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

A census enumerator discovered a fam.
lily of ten children in San Franci co,
Cal, who were all clubTooted and knock
kneed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

A RARE SIGHT.--"I tell you It was
a musicai treat.u
"W What? At the Dime museum?'
Yep. The four handed man played
a duet"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

THE BEST DRESSED MAN.-Dasha-
way-I think that Robinson Is the best
dressed man 1 know.
Cleverton--Is that so? What does he
wearp
Dashaway-In never noticed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

One trial will convince you that 1t is the
best. Ask your dealer for the Frazer Axle
Grease, and take no other Every box has
our trade mark on
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

NJ l.. THOMPSON & co. DRUGGISTS Con-
dersport, Pa. say Hairs Catarrb 17nre ia tIte
DeSi ana 'nly sure cure for catarrh Ihey ever
sold. Druggists sell it, T5c. 0i
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

Do your clothes last as they used to- limo
you must be using a soap or tCdEhin0 yO10fp-
that rOts them. Try the CeOd Old fashioned
Ia 1863.