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deep, crush grindingly together, and he
bides in the South, where million jeweled
waves play like little children at Mother
Natures luxnriant knees.
"There is no corner paviiioned by the IL
illuminate azure that knoweth not his pres
ence; there is no day that his sword hath
not severed the thread which subtiy bound
some soul in body-thrall; there is no mo-
ment when he walketh not-he is the angel
of the sleepless inevitable. Men weep.
blanche, the hearts of the towards are
gnawed with fear, but that Angel Death
steppeth surely, leaving no track unmarked
by blood.
THE resurrection of Christ is like the
news of victory brought from soldiers who
have gone out to do battle news that near
ones and dear ones are safe; that, though
Scared and wounded and sorely smitten,
they yet live. From every house these sol
diers have gone, the CONSUMPTION has spared
neither palace or cot, but Of the vast army,
though many bear honorable sears, not one
Is slain. Since the resurrection OF our
blessed Lord, there are many who sleep,
but no more dead.
IF there is anything that the Bible makes
plain and positive it is the future life be-
You'd the grave. Ii, to use the language of
professor Tyndall in his famous Belfast adj
dress, you and are destined like streaks
Of the morning cloud, to melt into
the Infinite azure of the past
tnen il1e Is Soiden ana glorious
promise. never to be fulfilled. If man
is not immortal, nature has imposed upon
her sons, and made them lie.' We have
been created to be baffled, to be thwarted,
to be Knocked, to be toye with by the great
blind. pitiless forces of nature, and then to
be dissolved into nothingness forever.
christianity teaches that man shall live
again after death. 1t sings no funeral
hymns. it walls no requiems, II chants no
dirges. Distinctly and eloquently and SOL
emily does it proclaim the truth Of our
great Immortality. 1t adopts and makes
its own the sentiment of the poet:
The sun Is but spark OF fire,
transient meteor IN the sky;
The soul immortal as its sire
Shall never die.
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THE LIFE IN A GLASS.
1t Does Not Seem to Be Very Much, but 1t
Is Often Enough to Be the Beginning of
Death.

Did you ever hold glass of drinking water up to
the light and notice how completely filed 1t
with little particles of matter? 1t looked perfectly
clear and pure when you poured 1t out, but yet 1t
was reeking with animal or vegetable matter. Do
You imagine 1t can be healthy? Do you wonder why,
in little WHILE your mouth tastes bad your appe-
title poor, and you feel general disgust with the
world?
But II water is so impure what shall do? Boil
1t? No; that may kill the germs, but does not re-
move them. far better way is to use pure whisky
with it. The best physicians in America unhesi-
tatingy declare this now, but-and bear this most
carefully in mind-it must be pure whisky. for i'm
pure whisky is worse than impure water.
Doctors, chemists scientists and professors are
now fully agreed that no whisky used in America
to-day Is so chemically pure or free from fus oil
Dufy's Pure Malt. 1t has successfully withstood
the enmity Of all other whistles, the prejudice OF
weak minded and the bigotry OF narrow-minded
people, Why? Because it has produced results,
restored health, prolonged life. awakened the lag
ging faculties. and counteracted the evil effects OF
poisonous water Indeed 1t is pure, medicinal
whisky. Do not, however, allow any INSCRIPTIONS
dealer to impose upon you by declaring he has some
concoction OF his own that is Just as good"
bottled whisky that is much better" 1t is the very
popularity of Duffy's Pure Malt that has caused
these unworthy decoctions to come into the market
taEt = No
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CLARKE TAKES AN APPEAL.
The Police Relief Fund List Case Come

The Police Relief Fund List Case Comes
Up Again.
An appeal in the case of Alfred Clarke,
attorney for eX-Police-officer James Pugh.
versus Christian Refs, City and County
Treasurer, has been taken to the Supreme
Court Of the State. 1t will be remembered
that the case was brought in the Superior
Court to recover $685. this being the amount
paid in by Pueh to the Police Relief Asso-
citation while a member of the police force
When Pugh was removed from the force he
asked that this money be returned, as his
removal forfeited his right to all benefits
accrung therefrom, but payment was re-
fused, and on suit being brought the lower
court decided adv ersely to the plaintiff.
The latter now asks that this decision be
set aside, alleging that the court erred in
its Judgment. He claims that by this de-
cision the court has taken $3.50 of his
money without due pro cess of law, and fur
Their claims that his property right in this
money is protected by the fourteenth arti-
Gle of the Constitution of the United States.
He then, in support of his appeal, quotes
from decision of the United States Su-
preme Court, in which it was held that the
fund was at the disposal OF the Government
g until by the happening of the dismissal
of the officer, the right to the specific sum
became vested in the officer or his repre-
SpntltiVp ~
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TIE PokT OF CALAIS.
Recent improvements Made Render

Recent improvements Made Render 1t
Open to Navigation.
The following extract of letter received
by Ii. NJ. Newhall & Co. from the Presi-
dent of the Chamber Of Commerce of Calais.
France, will be of interest to shipmasters
loading grain here for the Continent:
l have the honor 10 send you certain docu-
ments relating TO the Port of Calais, the recent
work on which renders IL open 10 navigation.
Notwithstanding the excellent condition Of
this port II appears that the charter parties Of
vessels sent from your port for orders do not
mention Calais as port OF choice, and conse-
qnenty ships will not accept same without extra
freight, as they do Havre, Antwerp or Dunkifk
when they receive orders for the Continent.
The Chamber OF Commerce has thought 1t In
the interest Of maritime commerce IL should be
Informed that on the northern coast of France
there exist two ports that merit The classfcai ion
of ports Of choice, and that even for vessels OF
extreme draft, Calais offers over Dunkirk the
advantage Of avoiding delay at the time of low
water.
1t hopes then that close examination OF the
notices sent will give you the same appreciation
OF the advantages, ana that your influence Will
prevent In future recurrence OF the condition
CT things recently enacted; that Is to say that
the vessels that come for orders will no longer
refuse 10 accept Calais, Notwithstanding the
desire OF buyers to direct them there.
The Chamber of Commerce will be happy to
send you all the replies TO questions on the sub
1ect you may think proper TO ask, and your
action Will be appreciated II you Will let 1t know
whether by your study OF the document sent. IL
may hope for solution favorable 10 The inter-
esLS OF Shipping.
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DOES DEATH END ALL

A Sermon by Rev. Robert A. TuHt of
Elizabeth, N. j.
Rev. Robert A. Tufft of Elizabeth, n. j.,
preached in the Green-street Congregational
Church yesterday morning from the text
:" Ii man die shall he live again?" The
following will give an idea Of his style and
trend Of thought, He said
Over the roofs of this world the angel
of death has spread his wings Of gloom.
The shadow falls upon every face and
tones the sunlight in every life. Every
nerve that thrills, every muscle that
twiehes, even the merry motion of ripping
laughter, beckons death nearer and nearer.
He steals along the dim and silentcorridors
of sleep, he dashes at MONDAY into the
busy marts of trade, he lies in wait in the
Tangled mosaic Of grass and flowers that
pillows in alternate sun and shadow, he
dwells where the steel-blue iceberg of the
North. hurled along in the maalstrom OF the
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SCHOOL OF INDUSTRY.
le Prison Directors Favor the Site at
Cauntx

The Prison Directors Favor the Site at
lone, Amador County.
The State Prison Directors met at their
room in the Phelan Building yesterday with
a full attendance. After general discus
sion it was agreed to purchase the site for
the Preston School of Industry at lone. AM
ador County, from the lone Iron and Coal
Company, a nd the water right from B. and
NJ. Isaacs, provided the deeds and bonds
offered are considered satisfactory by the
attorneys.
At the meeting to be held at the same
place on Wednesday next an architect will
be authorized to prepare necessary plans
for the school, provided the report Of the
ATTORNEYS ia favorable.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. RACKET co.

HAMBURG AMERICAN PACKET CO.
IMPRESS SERVICE BETWEEN New York,
T. Southampton and Hamburg by the magnlh-
cent new twin-screw steamers of 10000 tons and
1880 to 900 horsepower. This Line holds
the record for fastest trips to and from
Southampton and the Continent. Equal to
days. hours TO Queenstown. Steamers unexceled
for safety, speed and comfort. Through tickets to
London and Paris. Apply to
Hamburg American GENERAL PASSENGER AGENTS
Packet Co., G. b. RICHARD g. co.,
81 Broadway. N. Y. 81 BROADWAY. NEW YORK.
A. w. MYER, 4O1 California St., s. +.
mrl4 cod Am
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COMPAGNIE GENERALE
7 Il A \ 5 4 T L A n T q U Z
French Line to Havre.

French Line to Havre.
COMPANY'S PIER (NEw). AZ NORTH <s-oa
" River. foot of Morton 81. Travellers by <&k6W
this line avoid both transit by English railway and
the discomfort Of crossing the Channel in small
boat.
La CHAMPAGNE. Traub ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Saturday, June 21st, az A. NJ.
LA GASCOGNE. Santeili ........,...........
................. Saturday, June 28th. 200 z. n
La BRErAGNE. De JousseIin.. .............-...
....................S Saturday, July 5th. 800 A NJ
LA BOURGOGNE. Frangeul.
............... Saturday, July l2th at 1850 p N.
k1- For freight or passage apply to
A. FORGET, Agent
No. Bowling Green, New York
j. r. FUGAZI CO., Agents. Montgomery ave.
San Francisco nr20 tt
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OCEANIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY.

Carrying United States, Hawaiian and CO.
lonial Mails.
WILL LEAVE THE COMP ANY'S Rr1
w Wharf, foot of Folsom street, GGA
For Honolulu, Auckland and Sydney,
WITHOUT CHANGE,
The Splendid New 3000-ton Iron Steamer
Alamo da. Saturday, June SSth. at IL NJ,
For Honolulu,
SIS. Australia t3000 tons) June goth, at IL "
Or Immediately on arrival OF the English mails.
So For freight or passage. apply at office 81
Market street. JOHN D. SPRECkELS BROS,
sea6 II General Agents.
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ANCHOR LINE.

Atlantic Express Service.
LIVERPOOL via QUEENSTOWN.
Steamship CITY OF ROME" from New York
SATURDAY June 20, July 26, Aug 49, Sept 20.
Saloon, $50 to 500, Second-ciass, $50 aud $50.
GLASGOW SERVICE.
Steamers every Saturday from New York to
GLASGOW and londonderry.
Cabin passage to Glasgow or Londonderry.
$50 and $50. Sec0nd-class $50.
Steerage passage, either Service, $50.
Saloon Excursion Tickets at Reduced Rates.
Travellers Circular Letters of Credit, and Drafts
for any Amount issued at lowest current rates.
For Books OF Tours, tckets further information
Apply TO HENDERSON BROTHERS. New York,
or GEORGE W. FLETCHER, 6l3 Market ST.; or I.
ID. MCKAY, 80 Montgomery ST.; or }. +. FUGAZZI
q CO.. 5 Montgomery ave-, San Francisco, GEO.
b. SEAMAN, 1918 Broadway Oakland. mr24 emo
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OCEAN STEAMSHIPS.
PACIFIC COAST STEAMSHIP co.

DISPATCH STEAMERS FROM SAN RFN-
~ Francisco for ports in Alaska, A. NJ, MIa&
June 4. IA, 10. g. July 5, H. 10, 20. August g. 49,
Is. %.
For British Columbia and Puget Sound ports. 9
A. June 4, 8, IA, 49, "a, 80 July 5, g. IA, 49, "a,
20. August 3, g. 3, A. %, %.
For Eureka Humboldt Bay, Wednesdays, A. NJ.
For Mendoeino, Fort Bragg, etc. Mondays aud
Thursdays P. NJ.
For Santa Ana, Los Angeles, and all way ports
every fourth day. Al
For San Diego stopping only at Los Angeles, Santa
Barbara and san Luis obiSpo. every fourth day ~
II A..
For ports in Mexico, 25th OF each month
Ticket Ohice-214 Montgomery street.
GOODALL, PERKINS u CO., General Agents,
se3O 10 Market street, San Francisco.
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FOR PORTLAND & ASTORIA, OREGON

THE UNION PACIFIC RAILWAY As.
1 Ocean Division-and PACIFIC COAST <SSSE
STEAMSHIP COMPANY will dispatch from Spear
street Wharf, 10 A NJ, for the above ports OF
their Al iron steamships. VIZ:
STATE OF CALIFORNlA-May 8, 20, June !, Is,
25, July 7, 10. 81
CoLUMBIA-May 4, 49, 2s, June 9, 81. July 8.
Is. 81.
OREGoN-May 10, 81, June 5, IT, %, July II, %.
Connecting via Portland with the Northern Pacific
Railroad, oregon Short Line and other diverging
lines, for all points in Oregon, Washington,
British Columbia. Alaska, Idaho Montana,
Dakota Utah. Wyoming, Yellowstone Park, and all
points East and South and TO Europe.
Fare to Portland-Cabin. SIS; steerage, IS: round
trip. cabin, $50
ticket Ofices-l and PA Montgomery street.
GoODALL, PERKINS d CO, General Agents,
mr2S 10 Market street, San Francisco.
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Dad W lays
IL PILL

An excellent and mild Cathnrtic Purely
Vegetable. Taken according to directions
restore health and renew vitality. Price
Ne Box. Sold By all druggists. sci ~ 6u3
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sAUsALIT0-sAN KAFAEL-sAN QUENTIN
-VIA--
NORTH PACIFIC COAST RAILROAD.

NORTH PACIFIC COAST RAILROAD.
TINE TABLE.
Commencing sunday, April O. 1890, and
lows:
From SAN FRANCISCO for sAUsALITo and SAN
RAFAEL (weeS days)-7:3o, $3.50. IL 200 A. NJ;
tsunasys,as 90 200, 1000; 1880 M;;12;so.
Sundays to Sausalito al IL 40 A. NJ.
From SAN FRANCISCO for MILL VALLEY (week
tsundaysl-8:Oo 500, 1000, Ii 100 A. NJ; 1880.
From SAN RAFAEL for SAN FRANCISCO (weex
daysJ-6;10, 7:45, $3.50 l1:15 A. NJ; 1850. 1925.
tsundays]-s:OO, $3.50. 1855 A NJ; 1900 NJ; lis.
s+S tSo s9o sos 100 F c.ri Extra I tip pr on
From MILL VALLEY for SAN FRANCISCO (week
tsundaysl-s:l2, s:20. lO:lo,. l1:i5 4. NJ; 1920.
1:40, 800 6:l5. 80 Pm. Extra trip on Saturday
at 6:3S P. NJ. Fare, 90 cents. round trip.
From sAUsALITo for SAN FRANCISCO week
days)-6;46, s:15, 1905 A. NJ; 1905, 2;l5, 4:l0.
tsundaysJ-s:45. 9:45. 1910 11:4O A. NJ; 12As.
1:55, $50, 4:4o. $40, 500, 40 p NJ Extra trip
THROUGH TRAINS.
1880 p. NJ. Daily Sundays eIcepteD from San
Francisco for Cazadero and intermediate stations
Returning leaves Cazadero daily Sundays e1-'
ceptedl at 200 A. NJ, arriving in San Francisco
500 p. NJ, Daily Sundays excepteG from San
Francisco FOR Tomales and intermediate stations
Returning, leaves Tomaies daily Sundays ex-
ceptedl at AS NJ, arriving in San Francisco AZ
S:45 A. NJ.
500 A. NJ. Sundays only from San Francisco for
Cazadero and intermediate stations. Returning,
arrives in San Francisco Sis p NJ, same day.
$50 p. NJ. Sundays only from San Francisco for
Tomales and intermediate stations. Returning,
leaves Tomaies Sundays only at 90 arriv-
ing in San Francisco at 9:l5 An.
EXCURSION RATES
Thirty-day eIcursiOn-Round-trip Tickets to and
from ali stations at rs per cent reduction from
single tariff rate.
Friday to Monday Notwithstanding Tickets
sold on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, good to
return following Mon day: Camp Taylor, 81 rs:
Tocaoma and Point Reyes 81 90; Toniales, 81 70:
Towards, IS SO; Cazsdero, 81 90.
Sunday Excurson-Round-tripT Tickets, good on day
sold only: Camp Taylor, 81 so; T0caloma and
Point Reyes, 81 rs; Tomales 81 90; HowardS.
50 so; Duncan Mills and Cazadero 50 20.
STAGE CONNECTIONS.
Stages leave Cazadero daily except Mondsysl for
Stewards Point, Gualala, Point Arena, Cureys
Cove Navarro, Mendocino City and all points on
the North Coast
yNO. W. COLEMAN, +. b. LATHAM,
General Manager. Gen. Pass. rkt- Agk
General Offices, 329 Pine Street. ap31 II
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PACIFIC MAIL STEAMSHIP COMPANY.

T saIi c0hfASNs STEAMERS WILL Ia
FOR NEW YORK, VIA PANAMA,
Steamship CITY OF SYDNEY, Friday. June 18th. at
IL O'Clock NJ, taking freight and passengers direct
for Mazatan San Bias, Manzanillo, Acapulco, Cham
pericO San Jose de Guatemala, La Libertad and
Panama, and via Acapulco for all lower Mexican
and Central American ports.
FOR HONG KONG VIA YOKOHAMA.
CITY OF PEKlNG via Honolulu). .....-.......
................... Saturday. June 14th, at =. ".
CITY OF RIO DE JANEIR0. Tuesday. July 8, Pm.
CHINA. Thursday, July 3lst, at 2. "
Round trip tickets TO Yokohama and return It
reduced rates.
For freight or passage apply at the once, corusr
tirst and Brannan streets
WILLIAMS, DIMOND & CO., Agents.
del5u GEORGE IL. RICE Trafic Manager.
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FUTURE hooks.

While on the subject OF winter books, an
error has been made by local turf reporter
about them. He states that in $4,000 book
that,sueh sum is invested by the hackers
OF each respective horse. and states that as
eight horses are marked full in the local
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Tomorrow the Coney Island Jockey Club
commences two weeks meeting at Sleeps
head Bay and some excellent sport is already
assured. On the opening day the Suburban
handicap will be run. 1t is more than
probable that the field will be small and
that less than a dozen will start. Tenny is
now first fayorite and even with 127 pounds
up Is thought to be sure winner Race
land, Prince Royal and Fides, Salvador and
Firenzi, represe nting respectively the Bel
mont and Haggins interests, are next in
fnNnr
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OTHERS HAVE A CHANCE.

Although Tenny has won three races this
spring in easy style, he will meet much
higher class of company on Tuesday than
of Tenny's starting that he may not do so.
Pulsifer. Tenny's owner, is not racing
simply for his health. lie is closely affili-
ated with some leading book-makers who
have laid heavily against the colt. Yester-
days dispatches state that Tenny lid not
60 quite as well he did before, although
he beat Sorrento, his only opponent, by ten
lengths.
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On Friday Bravo and Now or Never,
both in the same stable, were the only con
testants in a race out of which all the
others had been scratched. Bravo was a
hot favorite at l to 2. Tie stable won with
Now-or-Never and the race was called a
walk-oyer. The judges declared the bets
off, but how are the combinations to be con-
sidered? OF course they are made out pay
or play, and are so considered under the
circumstances, but those eXtra-chance
takers. Observation-Disclosures, should also be
given little protection as well as the di-
rect SPECTATORS. 1t would not have been
any injustice for the judges to have ordered
that the combinations should be divided.
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This is what the great crack did on June
7th, four days later. Latonia, June 18th,
Saturday: Special race, one mile. Mamie
Fonzo, 81. first; Newcastle. 102. second;
Catalpa, ia, third. Also ran, Proctor
Knott, 115; Spokane. lis; Wary, Josie NJ.
and Birthday. Won after a close finish,
in 1:42A. In the betting Newcastle was
favorte at 2 to /; Fonzo, 10 to 1, and Proc
tor Knott, to L Spokane, to l others, 10
to 20. Proctor Knott quit badly in the
stretch and Spokane was never prominent,
This ought to be pretty good news for the
books that were laid against Knott all win
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tempted in race between Watterson,
Major DAILY and Guard. A stable-boy was
put up on Daily and Bergen on Watterson.
WattersOn was made red-hot favorite at
2 to 5, and the Iumor quickly spread that
the rider of DAILY had been so selected to
make the race a certainty for Watters0n.
The judges, when informed of the situa-
ton, took the boy off DAILY and put Hamil-
ton up. This changed the betting at once,
and from to Daily went to first fayorite.
The race was won handily by DAILY. An
investigation into the circumstances is 10
be made by the judges.
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SAN FRAN CISCO AND IN. p. RAN way.

yNo. ". COLEMAN, F. B. LATHAM,
General Manager. Gen. Pass & Tkt. Az
GsparaI Offices 32Q Pine Street np3l II
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On Saturday she carried 115 pounds, and
the others as colts lis. The race was en-
tirely between Sallie and Russell. 1t was
a close contest over the muddy track, and
after a desperate finish Sallie won by bali
a length in IA. Her owner, Byron Nc
Clelland. won good stake over the result.
1t was verifcation of form. and how she
was overlooked and thought not to have
chancs to win is another Of those mys-
terieS that the race-track daily offers.
VIGIL A NE .IIrnGEG
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
Look After ,be LittIe Ones,

S. S. S. is the remedy for children be-
cause it is a simple vegetable COM
pound, prepared from the roots gath
cred from the forests, and contains no
mineral at all nor any poison of any
kind. 1t cures by eliminating the i'm
purities of the blood, thus assisting
nature.
If there is or has been any consump-
ton in your family, you should give
your children S. S. S. 1t will gently
stimulate the action of the lungs, and
enable nature to properly develop the
child. If there is scrofula, you should
not fail to give S. S. S. 1t is the only
remedy which has ever cured this dis
ease. For boils, pimples, blotches,
etc, on children, S. S. S. is superior to
all other medicines. 1t acts gently, it
forces out the impurities and builds up
the child from the first dose.
We will mail a treatise on Blood and
Skin diseases to all who will send their
address to us.
SWIFT'S SPECIFIC CO.,
Atlanta, Ga.
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23
Komic Komicalities.

They took young blacksmith for forging,
And he said he would forge no more;
when they had got him to prison,
He made strong bolt for the door.
BE escaped and fed to the country,
And when in the forest alone,
He killed two robins by singing,
Thus killing two birds with ones tone.
Throwing a walking stick at a dog
is one kind of hurry cane.
Mrs. Shaw draws large audiences
when she appears upon the stage, but
she has to whistle for her money.
A clubman says that it's champagne
that he has at night, but it isn't sham
pain that he has in the morning.
"Papa. is it proper to call an actor
an artist ?"
"Certainly if he draws WE'LL"
At the theatre-"Henry, what makes
the members of the orchestra go under
the stage so often ?"
Henry-To get another horn, 1
suppose.
Who comes to see us twice year,
Bnt stays FIVE months each time, the dear,
Andialwas thinks we're glad to see 'er?
Ny -, well, no matter.
Il understand the city chamberlain
has crossed the ocean,"
"Yes."
EDid he throw up his situation ?"
Threw up everything-it was a rough
passage"
flames l want you to go on an er-
rand and be back in an hour"
James taking out notebook In
an hour you say?
"Yes."
.'I'll make a minute of it,"
"Well, Jones, how you feeling now
adays?"
'.I'm little peculiar, Roger, I'm diff
ferent when in different places"
"Howls that?"
"Why you see when I'm in church
Pm for giving; when at an auction I'm
for bidding, and when in a saloon I'm
for get full"
Smyrna times., 1890-04-23

Congress has decided to pays sthe
losses incurred by the members by rea-
son of the disappearance of clerk Sill
colt. Now if Congress will make good
the losses Occasioned by thieving clerks
in other walks of life they will be do
ing just about as fair thing as in the
first instance. But Uncle Sam is rich
and has more money than he knows
what to do with, and seventy. i've
thousand dollars is hardly worth talk
Ing about.