The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-07
BRIGHT BITS.

On cold winters night.
| would rise to maintain.
There's no pleasure Qil state il
In language most plan)
Like just poking one foot out of bed, and then
pulling it back again.
Boston Traveller
''DID you ever see Mulberry Sellers" Mr.. Chi
cago?'
well. can't say did. have seen peanut
sellers and sausage-sellers, but don't know
about mulberries.- Philadelphia Times.
WASDERER-Kind dame can you give me a
place to lay me down and die?
The Kind Dame Certainly. Just 20 up to
the barn. My husband is the county coroner
an he haint had case for month.-BTookiy't
Life.
Para said Sammy Passifer, ''who is that
Hush, Sammy" replied Passfer, ''that's Col
Mugginson, who writes long articles for the
magazines on delicate feasting. Chicago
Intsr-Ocedn.
LITTLE RoeER-What makes you walk lame,
Uncle John?
Uncle John-There was an accident the
bridge to-day and got caught in the jam.
Little Roger got caught in the jam onoe.
and walked lame for week-Pltck.
FATHER, you are a great merchant, you
know Now, at the end of almost every month
have to borrow money to pay my debts, and
those fellows in the city make me pay them
or 10 per cent. Why weulda't it be a good
thing for you to lend it to me instead ?"-Flse-
QeE10e Batter.
/ Two NORTHERN MICHIGAN MEN, who bought
California land on which to grow oranges. got
out there to find thsir purchases Under the
waters of the Pacific ocean. They can't grow
any fruit on that soil, but by going into the
steamboat business they can float the crops of
their neighbors very handiy.-Detroit Free
Press
DID you ever have longngs-alrnost ire
sistible longlngs-to reach after the unattain-
able?"
L can't say that have. Whenever my col
lar button gets down my back know it is no use
| reaching after it. / simply undress myself
and let it come out at the other end. "-Cdpe
Cod Item.
IT is ANNOUNCED that by a new process a SIS
dog can be boiled down and converted into s
cents worth of glue. 1t is not likely that this
discovery will induce many owners of $15 dogs
| TO convert the animals into glue as a money
making scheme A great need of the day is a
plan whereby scent dog may be boiled down
and converted into SIS worth of gue.-Norris-
to1cn Herald.
Il AM so troubled about my husband" said
Mrs. Bsdman, seeking sympathy from the pas
tors wife. He goes from bad to worse. He
is an inddel and an athei t, and now he says he
is an agnostic and doesn't know anything, and
doesn't believe anything, and doesn't think any
thing"
My dear sister," replied the pastors wife,
you don . know what trouble is. My husband
lLlihAo Ac huONe GOW 10 CUUh -DOO OuTUSClS.
THERE are a large number of visitors daily to
see "The Angelus'' at the Arena, and the specta-
tor who likes to study human nature has many
an opportunity to do so. Some who view the
wonderful masterpieces are awed by its relig-
ious spirit, kneel reverently before it. In the
rear of such group the other afternoon there
stood resident of the interior" with his best
girl The practical rather than the religious
impressed him, for, turning to his companion,
he remarked Say. Sal, is that Teller poppin
the question?n-BoSto1 Times.
boxing boys ears. This was right. The ear
is a sensitive organ and is as easily injured as
the eye. The other day discussion was in
progress in Hamilton on the subject of the
punishment of recalctrant Sunday school
scholars. One of the speakers said that when
boy developed streak of nau yhtiness certsn
teacher took him kindly but firmly by the ear
and marched him up and down the room sing
ing: "Oh, Happy Band of Pilgrims" If boxing
the ears calls for penalty of $50 and costs in
Montreal, pulling the ears to a hymn tune
should be worth at least S25 and costs.-Toronto
Mail,