Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-08-02
puNeENT PARAGRAPHS.


Some young men live so fast that
watches left to them by their parents
lose couple of hours day.
When girl elopes with her COACH
man, some other man Is saved from
getting a mighty poor wife.-Buffalo
Express.
-"The rich Count Won Altburg is to
be married." ITO an American girlP"
What foolish question? Didn't I say
the rich count?"-Society.
The best cure for obesity Is to board
for the summer at a farm house where
you will be treated like one of the
family.-Boston Gazette.
Spiritual Indigestion.
--"T wonder what can have made our
friend Anderson such pessimist?''
Runk-"He's had too much of the good
things of life. Puck.
First Senator-"I have a scheme Co,
which 1 wish to give the widest pub
licity What do you suggest as the best
method?" Second Senator-'Disouss it
in secret session, of course. Racket
Probably the iceman has never
noticed the dainty little tin tongs that
are furnished with boxes of confection-
bEys lucy are UbdU, pSnSlfcs duN
would be quite useful in his business
Washington Post.
--Helen(7 p. n.y. - "Jack will get his
walking ticket when he calls tonight
I'll tell him I don't care any thing for
him." Helen % p. n.y. - Oh dear! Isn't
he coming tonight? 1 hope he didn't
take that little quarrel of Wednesday
seriously. Boston Herald.
There is man." said De Kique, in
the hotel corridor "who has done more.
toward the publication of American poll
itics than anybody else I know Of"
"How?" "He retired to private life."-
Washington Post.
Thompson - "You look pale and
thin, johnson. Why will you persist in
killing yourself working night and day
such weather as this?" johnson -'T
am trying to earn money enough to pay
the expenses of a weeks rest in the
country."-N Y. Weekly.
"A St. Petersburg doctor is stopped
late at night by policeman, who asks
why he is out so late. ''To attend Mr..
Popoff, who was taken suddenly ILL.,"
denly ill?" mo" "Then you will
nave W 90 W PRISON. -DeIrolb Il Eree
Press.
-Cholly st cawn't imagine what
you are going out in the country for,
Miss Dashing. You are such a favorite
with the men should think you would
like to be where we are" Miss Dashing
-"That's the very reason I'm going to
the country-to see if can't find rel
man somewhere. ."-Munsey' Weekly.
Fortune is as blind US any bat;
Your own affairs give proof of that; Y
| And sometimes needs adjusting
"If things were right" you sadly sing
"rd be president, a king,
| A millionaire or some such thing"
You're right-it is disgusting. y
N. Y. Press.
1.-THE vile, abominable literature
that is polluting the minds of our boys
and girls" wrote the editor, sis pub
lie disgrace and-by the way, Judkin-
son." said he, stopping short in his able
editorial and turning to the local editor,
"be sure you have the full particulars
of that divorce scandal in East Biggles-
ton; the Evening Whangdoodle mustn't
get the bulge on us this time. Let me
see; where was l? o, yes-public dis
grace and should be suppressed by the
strong arm of the law. Many youth
owes his downfall to the-be sure you
interview both parties, JudlSinson, and
make it spicy you know. w."-NationaI
Publisher and Printer.