The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-03
STATE PRESS.

n fol1owfne nom the esalnnd J6sw.aFs local
cc3u1n psnses ordinary couprehsnGoa ard y
rspxln1sd without pssjadice or a1asmpe = inter
psesatson: sIessen received ~ h1ends Of Ars-
reaxl brand. q oysenvil1A. 1oca1s hef - same
town in CalsSosnia, thas her Aealkh = rapidly
fnprovine. and her appetite hn G1ovn % bsthe
wonder u the nak3ves In that vicinity. Were
aiso toid. that she has written - and cut II
Pnrscn Duyis has corey ~ spe1ng melodies In
sfock, - exudo like mus&c box upon IN unAE-
pssciativs and long suffering - ef courthouse
barracks In short, II the pauon hae quit his
'seiovs' she h about able 70 return. not she Is
growing worse Lit were possible for hsr %
know ths aeuts suffering Of Uncle Da-
Wis In The tseasurer's once che
never would come back He told
~ iaa Sunday. Inst he vas IN admirsr Of the
manly at and did noe mind seeing one nan
givs another biz on ths non. in kind Of
gentle and festive manner. but ~ did object to
20 many muaical fusiladsA n told 7. G. that
he thyroids, the czicoid. the axytenoids and
the episloees ngamenss In the parsons la-ynx
he'd become involuntary and when rsspiraf1on
was turned on the whole business Just twif-
tssed itself Ike an Kolian harp. II ID I'll right
u said for there il . time 70 dance. and time
",
and he jabhed his hand into his pocket and
stood on his other foot for two minutes; the
time for the parson TO sing, b during IN earth
quake. or the booming Of cannon The limit Of
this peninsula il TOO dodgassed limited. for 20
much volume"
The Slaughter Sun publishes . series Of 3D.
monitions under the sarcastic heading How 70
KIN Your Town. bat its own philosophy 10
sorely tried, and although usually cheerful
and lively sheet It was exasperstsd last week
into publishing the following:
I'VE sincerely wish that every citizen OF this
town could have Just three weeks trial Of pub
fishing country paper like the Sum Wen
wager 'yaller dorg that 1t the end Of their
probation every mothers son Of them would
swear BY the great horn spoon that the pub
Usher Of country Newspaper was the worst
paid. the most abused and the least appreciated
Of any business man In the community. After
the experiment had gone the rounds, We sin
cerely believe that the publisher of the Ssn
would be enabled 10 make . little something be-
sides bare living In this community"
The Palouse Gazette says: sit il really too bad
TO have 70 many able newspapers down East
losing all peace OF mind over the worry about
western farm m0rtgages The facts are that
Thousands Of the impoverished Eastern farmers
have come West 70 build homes for themselves
and their children upon our rich and fertile
acres, and II given little time win come out Ill
right Not one in q thousand could be per-
suaded to return to the bleak hills and WORKOUT
fields Of old New England"
No explanation II offered BY the Orting Orocle
70 The general public Of the meaning Of the fol-
lowing, but it is very significant: IAN excel
lent set Of town officers can be elected without
any dificulty. trouble or tight Likewise Q
nasty conflict can be precipitated II the town
crank il permitted to annoy the people by his
obtrustve presence and Offensive tongue. His
opportunities are those of an 49,"
Aberdeen Herald: The Fairhaven Herald, be-
ing waited along the pleasant seas Of journalism
by the balmy breath Of Colonel WIN visscher,
has that genial gentleman's autograph Ut the
helm No one has yet felt called upon to re-
mark that it il Visschsrous looking sigma
ture." unless it II the editor over the way in the
next town.
The Snohomish Eye thus satirizes fts local
contemporary: ITO LEr-A sab-contract for
running the Affairs OF this world In general and
this municipal corporation in particular. For
terms apply to the sun or Fery.' Reasons for
sub-letting: Have bit Oh more than they can
masticAte.''
The editor ofthe Centralia Nesss paid whit to
the editor Of the Chehalis Nugget last week.
What does this mean! Tho state may be pre-
pared to learn that these places have restored
the modus sieendi. revived the cntente cordiaie
nP oisN therA II In Ia n mint incorrorafion