Evening journal., 1890-05-20


clock in the Kitchen Mary--''Yes,
ma'an but says it's fifteen minutes too
slow. - Boston Beacon. ..~.-s.s-.-.---
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A Fair Trial
is all that is asked for Dr. pierce's Col
den Medical Disco very In all blood taints,
or skin diseases. eruptions, blotches,
pimples. and scrofulous sores and swell
ings. If it don't cure, you get your
money back.
A YOUNG woman who has been reading
up on financial topics says that the sur
plus In the Treasury Is not nearly as dis
tressing as the Sir minus at picnic. -
Washington Post.
A GOOD appetite is essential to good
health, and loss Of appetite indicates
something wrong. Hoods Sarsaparilla
creates and sharpens the appetite, assists
the digestive organs and regulates the
kidneys and liver. Take Hoods SarsA-
parilla this season. Sold by druggists.
THE wife of herdic driver in Boston
when she speaks OF her husband uses the
name OF his vehicle. His name is
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Boston Courier
KNABE and steinway Pianos. Sole
agency, H. Robelen, No. 710 Market
street
The groaning serf is said to sing
From force or temper fickle;
(Aloud) MAY God preserve the Car
(Aside) in endless pickle"
Ross has removed from 116 Market
street to his new store 210 Market with
large stock oflstest styles of Hats, White
Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices.
Money returned If goods are not satisfac
tory.
"You love my daughter9' Passion
ately." "Well, knowing you as do, ]
feel that the best way you can prove
your love for her is by giving her up. -
Epoch.
SEE Ivers and Pond Planes with muf-
fer, at Robelens, No 7l0 Market street.
WIFE-"Why, husband. / thought
you had more sense than to buy cornet
You know the fellow next door worries
us nearly to death with his. Husband
Calm yourself my dear. That's the one
bought. Detroit Free Press.
You may never have chance again to
buy Creston lots at such low prices as at
present. Company's Office, 7la Market
street.
THOSE college men who are always
making capital out of their education
may be said to get through life by de-
grees Boston Post.
Improved Train Service From Market
street Station b. a o. R.R.
The B. 4 o. R. R. recognizing the de-
mand for a better train service from its
Market street station, has added a num-
ber of new express trains, which leave
week days at z 30, 1927, 0 40 and II. 35
a. m, arriving at Philadelphia at $40,
9.20. 1927 a m, 10 80 p. M. The above
trains stop at Delaware avenue station.
Returning, express trains leave Phlla-
delphia at /. so and A. 00p. m. daily, except
| Sunday. Arriving ut Market street
station at 2.40 and A so p. m. Other
trains from Market street station will be
found In the regular time table published
in to days issue. Special attention is
called to the convenient arrangement OF
the above trains for commuters and
persons having business in Philadelphia
Excursion tickets, good for two (2) days,
$1.00 Quarterly, $50 ride tickets }
$23 05; monthly, go trip tickets, $50. 90;
school, (46 trip tickets,) 5000.
81 WANT good lot in quiet neigh.
borhood, remarked the capitalist from
the East to Peoria real estate man. 81
have just the thing you want" was the
answer. And he sold him lot next TO
the cemetery. Peoria Transcript.
DIR. DEHARDr's Pennyroyal Pills. are
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made.
At druggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 N.
| QthSt, Phils. Ladies beware Of limitations.
"CoNFoUND a printer, anyhow p
whats the matterf" why, / wrote
a sonnet to my fancee's Wee Foot and
they've printed 1t Web Foot. '"-Har-
per's Bazar
SEVERAL good second hand pianos and
organs at bargains. H. +. Robelen, No,
710 Market street.
Miss PERT-"How still you have beer
for the last five minutes, Mr.. Softleigh
Mr.. Softleigh-"Have II Well, perhaps
have l have been buried in thought
Miss Pert-"Not buried very deep, wer,
you, Mr.. Softleighf -Somerville Jour
nal
MARRIED.
BACON-PERRY.-At Newark. Del. OF
May IA, by the Rev. n. NJ. Browne, Ben
jamin r. Bacon and Miss LIDO Perry.
ERWIN In this city, on the 18th instant
| Mr. Calhnrinn Irwin nlnl "a Nnnra