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The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15
Nv steamer, Train or Boat3

Which of these have you selected as a
means of trayell No matter Whichever
it is, recollect that for sea-sickness, disor-
ders of the stomach, liver and bowels, en-
gendered by rough locomotion and bad food
or water, and for malarial troubles, Hos.
letters Stomach Bitters is the mos t useful
specific you can take with you. It is inval-
liable also for rheumatism, kidney com.
plant and nervous trouble.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15
Beware Of Cintmcnts for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury,

as mercury will su,.-'y destroy the sense OF
smell and completel. Grange the whole sys-
surfaces. Such articles should never be
used except n prescriptions from reputable
physicians, as the damage they will do is ten
fold to the good you can derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. j.
Cheney u Co., Toledo, O., contains no mer-
curry, and is taken internally and acts di-
rectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
of the system. In buying Halls Catarrh
Cure be sure and get the genuine. It IS taken q
J. Cheney q Co.
Sold BY Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

THERE is strong resemblance between
the friend who pats you on the back in Q
quarrel and tho man who says "Sick 'em'
to dog in a fght.--Atchison Globe.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

IHAvE been an invalid sincemy sixteenth
wear, until five months ago, began use of
br. Bulls sarsaparilla. Now at the age of
twenty-three l feel myself, for the first
time in my life, man filled with health and
ambition. L want you to publish this, al
though l do not sign my true name.'-James
Smith, Lexington, KY.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15
Entitled to- Tho Best.

All are entitled to the best that theil
money will buy, SO every family should
have, at once, a bottle of the best family
remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the system
when costive or bilious. Forsale in SOC ant
el.OO BOTTLES by all leading druggists.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

The Great St. Louis Exposition for 1890
With Gilmore's full band and the grand
est Electrical display ever made on Garth,
will be open until October 18th. Thu
Wabash offers the USUAL low rates to and
from st. Louis. Particulars OF hhe near
est Ticket Agent.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

DELAYS are dangerous. Don't wait for
your child to have an epileptic fit Kill at
once the worms that are making her feel so
poorly by giving DR.. Bulls Worm De-
StrOyers.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

ALL disorders caused by bilious state of
the system can be cured by using Carriers
Little Liver Pills. No pain, gripping or dis
comfort attending their use. Try them.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

THERE'S a new newspaper in Kansas
called Ham and Eggs. 1t should never APP
pear ofteRcr than once q week. Pub
lished every Fried day probably.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

NEVER be in your place Of business when
4 person wants to borrow Iaoney Of you,
because if you are in you will pc out, but II
you nro out you will be in.-Somerville
Democrat.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

CURE your cough with Ha!e's Honey Of
Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

AFTER all, tho only way to profit by the
experience of others and avoid their trou-
bles is to die yOung.-Atchison Globe.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

LYING may DO wicked, but nobody is 60
ing to situp all night If it is.-Binghamton
1ao6~-
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

A PILL manufacturer advertised on tn.
label: "You take the pills; we do the rest
West Shore,
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

So LONG rs history repeats itself the
school-boy need Lot commit it to memory
N. o. Picayune.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

THE yeru best ,vay to know whether or not
Dobbins, Electric Soap Is as good as it is said
to be- is to trv it yourself. 1t can't deceive
YOU. Be sure to get no imitation. There
are lots Of them. Ask your grocer for just
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

For twenty-five cents you can get Carter
Little Liver Pills-the best liver regulator in
the world. Don't forget this. One pill dose.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

ABOUT the first thing that strikes the man
who runs away is the scarcity Of places to
run to.-Atchison Globe.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

THERE is one thing woman can never do
she can't make man tell her where he has
Decentralization Globe.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

j The man who proposed at five O'Clock In
the morning did the business in 1ew time.
Boston Gazette.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses Of Pisos Cure for Consumption.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

You can't teach an old dog new tricks,
but you can buy new dog.-Tcrre Haute
Express.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

WE believe it has never been decided
whether railroads can grant rebate
to fishing excursionists. = Washington
Ratchet.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

EVERY mother owns the best boy-tne
worst boy belongs next door every time
Texas Siftings.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

Love is blind, but lovers often make a
pair OF spectacles of themselves. Great
harrington News.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

A FAIRY talc-the comets.
A WEEK cnding-Saturday.
4 ROLLING stone-that in the mill.
GOES for all time-the pendulum.
-s-----
AS GOOD as mile-eight furlongs.
ALWAYS slow travelers-chess men.
A REGULAR shake up-a milk punch.
--o-
TIE yellow fevcr-avarice for gold.
KEEP their eyes open-C Chinese idols.
A GOOD buy-law-collect on delivery.
-S---
A FARE auestion-"Did get your ticket!"
TIE lightning Observation-Disclosures
Magazine.
COME into port with a bow-ocean steam
ers,-N. Y. Mail and Express.
A Project on foot-a corn.-Drake's
Magazine.
A STATE controlled by a ring-marriage.
Boston Herald.
EVEN dead duck can claim that he died
gainc.-Texas Siftings.
THINGS said softly behind a fan may raise
q great breeze.-N. o. Picayune.
BREAKING it gently-collections on the in
stallment plan.
THERE is no sense in weeping over split
milk when tits two-thirds water.
AN appropriate helm fol-. a mud scow
would be tiller of the soiL-Texas Sift-
ings.
| A HOLE in the pocket will outlast all the
rest Of suit of clothes Great Darlington
News.
Love is blind, but lovers often make 9
pair OF spectacles of themselves.
| harrington News.
| The glass filled to the brim at night will
fill the hat to the brtm IN the morning
Yonkers Statesman.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

THE glass filled to the brim at night win
fill the hat to the brlm In the morning..
Yonkers Statesman,
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

A HOLE in the pocket will outlast all the
rest of suit of clothes. Great harrington
News.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

AN appropriate helm for mud scow
would be tiller of the soil-Texas Sift-
in1S,
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

MANY fine dinners are served in COARSE
way.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

THINGS said softly behind a fan may raise
q great breeze-N. o. Picayune.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

THERE is no sense in weeping over split
milk when tits two-thirds water
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

EVEN dead duck can claim that he died
gainc-Texas Siftings.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

BREAKING it gently-collections on the in
stallment plan.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

A STATE controlled by a ring-marriage
Boston Herald
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-10-15

A FAIRY talc-the comets.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
ES Ell MAS RARAT0.
aElSAe d "A DeCfRlN ClIIflAIA
csMpxssts pst .! PS4rs RipG.As.

TsxtO para In Kscuelas de Ia Isls
de Puerto-R Rico seg6n DeCreto del
kxcmo. : limo. Sf. Obispo DO esta
Di6cssis d. Juan Antonio Fuig an II
Dc Diciembre de $780, J rubhcado 81
el BsIstta EeIssi6sti6e On L. DO HnsrC
dc 1881, que dice aai,
"Dsssando hciitar, segdn "a impor.
tancia rsquiers, 10 adquieici6n del On.
teciam0 de In Doctrina Christians 4 tod.
clase dc pefsonas, venimos en- declsrar
tambiAn dc tsxto para 10 Di6cesis i
antique , popular Oatecismo del r
Ripa!da que 4 pssar dc su roducido 70.
ldmen, comprsnds en- sus ssncillas '
concisas pEsguntaa y respusstaa II ga
ma toda do In enss6AnxA cAt6lica: ran.
nisnao 4 ID vez h inmsnsa vsntain 4.
astAr por su inhmo precio q nIcAnes d
90 familias pobEea.'
PHaMo.-4 chavos uno, 80 cts. docs.
na y $50 ctr. gr.ssa.
Sc vsnds On Il lMranR 4, AtwAcnn
Dn PArxL 7 L1RARfA del RoLnxm ~
sAx7lL EortalsSs "a, y On Il ds D. Josf
0oAxkLna Fcat, FortaIssa 81. 8
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
GEOGRAEU
AsTRONoMI0A Y P0LfTTOA
ii EPlHL l sUg POSElOAB UETllHlllIii

Ohrm daclArada de texto para u
scuelaa de- snta pFoyincia ~ Edisl6p
De vents ~ q ImpreptA dsl BoEn-
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
Imprenta del aBOletin.a y

1WpT6nCa O6l k0l l0L1n."
Sc acaban de reCibir en- esta I'm.
prenta los articulos siguientes;
Elegantes pesa-cartas.
RELOJES de pared y despeRsa-
dores de 10 diferentes classes.
ESFERAS con circulos de metal.
OARTERAS para doCumentoa.
LAPIOES mercantiles.
PLBMAS de ORC.
ESOBIBANfAS elegantss dc 8
usOs.
OARPErAS de mule ' tafiletA.
PLUMAS-fuentee.
PAPELERA6 de varias clasas.
MARCOS para retrat0s.
RBGULRz. - Ret6rica y Pos
tiNa.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16

The Proprietors Of the " B0Istia
Mercantl " have the honour of re-
euesting English advertisers to hand
their orders to Mess. AMkDEK
PRINCE & c. who are the sole
Agents for al Esglysb r Ea,eb
AdU1tisixe.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
BOletil Nereantl de PusrtO-RicO.
PEItIODICO CONsAGRADO
La DEFKESL De Los MTgRESgS HlCIOEALES FL AMERICA
oaaAEO De l0S RSPAROiES HOOzDICIORAlM N Pro RlCo.
CONDiCIONES GENERATES acordadas por la Direction
para toda clase de remtdos anuncios.

h publication de los medic preOs
Vsnconaes qus deerminaran los mismos
Los comniAdcs emitdos gls dben con
nma del quien asumin respnd consecuua sde-
mas con u de persona responsable dc 8 pago -
Los originates de
devusltcs aunqus pubIquen
No ss responds de fotun Il extravios de clchGs
u columns del peco condsrada p sssenta data csnmstrua
s largo "
.nunsiane ndra derecAo exg pars b
10 p.S sObre sl prsdO de tarih. -
.nuneiante sny e pubcac6n Dc sus anunos tan
dA una bon6aen de 10 pS sobre los prscos tsrtfk
Onando mpote Dc loo de- ass psse, nsu.lss a
vAn el primer ndmerc = :. ~
Para los suscrpsss del BoLnn gacsta comunicado
renitdo ssccitn correspondents esntsse
Los suscrPtOrss ndrin % S bOnan po as ~
ceillas eomuncAdos rsmitidos - :.
III mpoe de as suscrpcones sacstas rsdos
Ados, AnicltAdo
impfsviSta dass Dc sAr per6dico tsupoans
ssa rsnedo ntas publications. hubisssn
deado de salI. y -
Tarifa para la publication do anuncios
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
AMIGOS DE ToDOs
PlLDORkS HOLLOWAY.

Ailonss Do Psrsonas, On todas las parties
mando, rscomisndan diChas Pildoras come
ne1or rostaurativo de la salad que 20 eonocs |
kllas osraA todas las afecciouss dol coras6pi
del higado, del sst6mago, do los riGonss
los lntssdnea, = rsm1svsA 10 acrimonia IL
natxisucia y ID oardiAlgia, sxpaisanao dc /.
saHgre teda impurssa, tortals0isndo comple
same1fs q hatsma nsrviess dands m toas
Sdabls 10 sfganlsaoi6a general.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16

hCIENOLA DE TENKDURIA DE-
LIBkOE si.nplincada pOr ID aplicacioa De
una reRla h Salible para acarta1 el asuaoT
= q acreedol, scompaAada d numaroaos
siomplos Do cklOalos meroantiles, por @
&. Marah, tradncllc ds Il 30. sdiclon In
1 Lea pof a. @ Beok, baio ID lnmA1iasa
npoocl6n del aHtoF. Un tomo slsgants.
nents snsaaasEnads es-ss, sa b Im-
del usloaim.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
SINO DE QUINIUIM
y LAHARRAQUE

sG W. aprobado por la Academia
6SSolSO de Medicina de Paris es ell
resGmen, la condensation de todos los
principles activos de la quina. AlgunOs
gramos de QtiniMm producer el p,ismO
efecso que saMchos kilos de QIina.
lRobiquet, prof de la Escuela de far
macia de Paris.
Despues de habsr bHscddo durante
largo tempo un t6nicO poderoso, 10 he
encontradO en- vwestro Quinium al caal
considero como el repaTGdor por ereeleaoia
de las constitueiones ngotadas.
Dr. CABARET
sE1 Vino de 0n41aiur11
de LabarraQ11e es Ell nsds it'll
consplemento de la QaiHin0 en Ell trdtd-
Hienfo de las Cnlenturas ifteY7nitentes.
Sns sfectos son particulGrmente de ,otar
en- las calsntGras antiguds de acceso en-
Ia caqaeria paladied. ,
Prof BoUcHARDAr
Sc vcnde en- todas las farmacias. en- Paris.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
BlBRlOT OTROA.
DE COMERCIANTE.

HIT7OkIL DEL OOMERoIO Do
das La aacionss, dssds los tismpss mas re-
motos hasta nuestros dlAs por M. Gchsss
tfalucda Del ffancta por los alumnos Dc Il
olass 10 este idloma SstAbleCiaa On d Ats'
Mso MvemstU d MADRID, , FablicaAa Asx.
pensas Dc b mlsmA asoClacion.
Doe tomos gTuesos, pasta espakola. %
On u ImprentA del NolStia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16

Administration du BOIetfn ker-
ibnkH phonneur de prier Messieurs
- Annoneiers fransais de vouloir bien
Gnesixe leurs ordres de Publicite 4
-. AMEDEE PRINCE q ci., qui
ssht les Agents uniques e ezclusifs
e IouspA pour 4 Psblieik Frssssis
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
COKTkBILIDkD
MUNICIPAL.

Juego complete de Libros ARE
glados 4 Los formularios publica.
dos por 81 Gobierno General.
Impresos do todAs classes paI 4
los Municipios.
De ventA en- Ia Tmprenta del
ROLxxm.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
:LICORp,BREAl':::
VeGeta1
DR GONZALEZ {.
ode LA HABANA)


Ounce Amos de 9xito y mas I
do Setenta Mil enfermos eura- !
1 dos, algunos de una manera pro- Z
4 digi0sa, son IL mejor prueba para :
demostrar que VI L2COs. B0ko@- !
e aestCO de Bfe0 eeOefGE del (
"a DR.. Gonzales es el que meior !
E combate los Catarros cr6nieOs, I
Il Toses rebeldes, Espectoracione /
abundantes, Asma, Bronquitis y
dem4s Afecciones del tnbo respi- I,
ratorio. Preserva dc la Tisis, O. :
dtil en- los Catarros de Ia vejiga, i
= purihca Ia sangre de sus malos 4
humores , tiene una aesion t6nica !.
y sobre todo 81 organisuno, de tai 4
suerts que con 81 uso se Ahre 81
apetito y % engorda.
Los enfermes cansados de tomar
"A otras medicines han reaurrido Il 4
~ LiCOss de Be.e0 de &Oee-
sales, y su benefco inhnjo han
u recuperado ell don mas precioso de
Ia vida, que es Ia salud.
81 FL pnblico no debe confundir aI
81 LicOs. de Brea ste GOas- 4
"a sales, con otros compuestos que
% anuncian con nombres pare !
cidos y que no son mas que imita-
clones sin e6cacia.
-A~~~~--~~~~- y
~ LicOF de Brca e veade !
en- tOdGs lac Boticas acreditadas
De las hIds de- Cuba y :
Puerto Rico " "a Repabl blicd Dc MknicO.
De venta en- Ia Parma
cia de
or r GaSlleSaasty. sr3
DC4.se %
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16

Este maravillose bGlsamo sana infsIIblsmsn
y Lac hsridas antigaaa laa llagas, ' loo male
Do pisFnas y Dc psohe. PoR medic de q inaran
ola las alosTas virulsntas teman may pronts
IN aEpecto convaiscisnts y dasaparsosa. IK
mAa dsss, este unkusate tsrrigsFaats. de prei
daciF ana oara psTfecta dc las afscoienea az ls
misi, lss csnstipados, lss tssss q reama,ie
me, am eaande - ha aDslado q yaas Il
dos issdsm6a rsnasdlea.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
ENCUADERNACION
DEL "BOLETIN MERCANTIl, .

Kn esta secci6r de La casa, montada ,,ou
todOs los element0s necesafiOs proyiela IL
materiales de primera clase, sc hacen enc,.-
dernaciones en- holahdesa, carton<. nasts -.
pamela, piel de levante con relieves. todo -.
fecto y precios redlcidos. - -
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1890-05-16
lGUlS nIAIRILIS
DE BONNEFONT.
HAAARFIALES DIX ROSSIERRS,

Aguas Observation-Disclosures sodcas ecicas It
meas, Ggeramente ferrugnosas.
Estas aguas Las odas axuas
naturaes Muy agadabes pda pueden beber puras er
Lar codas mezada. Vino. Los principles es aguas han
do motive para Academia de Medcna de Paris Lao
mende Las propedaea de ea benefcosas los paise,
cados h han Waldo una medaa ExposcSn de Calcua er
1854.
Muy tleS en- tempo epid6mico, como preserVavo de
ocasonadas por las aguas ordinarias.
Reempaxan as aguas de Viehy todaa sus apica
clones.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-01-26

lea. cuose ! letter from lobby Burns TO
Gavin Hamilton, befter bid " by some
eager spectator - M less . sum thar Esx
TT il indeed with the highest pleasure
that congratulate ron on the return Of
days OF ease and nights Of pleasure after
he horr:d hours Of misery in whsch
saw your suffering existence when ] Was
last in Ayrshire. ! seldom pray for any
bo,IT-~. m bath dead sweer ard vgesehed
Hot fsut most fexventIy do ! besesch
tse Holy Trinity CT the Holy Somebody
that directs this world. that yon may i've
long and be happy. but live no longer than
you are happy. IL Is needless for me 70 as-
wise ron to have reverend care OF your
health rs know VOC VIII make 1t point
never 1t one time 20 drink more than
pint Of vine fI mean an English pint}. and
that y0u viii never be witness 10 more than
enc bowl Of punch ct time; and that cold
drains you will nevsv more taste, and above
all things, am convinced that after drink
Ing, perhaps, boiling punch, you VIII never
mount yonr horse and gallop home In .
chill late hour
The proceeds OF the sale 1t Sotheby's
must have been round Il 600. But that
IL mere trife 70 sothepT establishment
which has for nearly century and hall
been making the collectors glad.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-01-26
A acsr DISTRESSING ACCIDENT.
A Bovine Maraader Assists tn Reducin
the Editorial Sarpius.

A humoylSt OF no mean capacity has
hsea DEVELOPED in Missiin Centre, Pa. il
We may judge the following from its local
parer, the hierss.
We were the victim Yesterday of one OF
the most distressing accidents ever known
In Mitilin Centre. Yesterday morning our
wife took occasion 10 do the family wash.
lug. having heen kept from il earlier in the
week by being very busy putting Gp our
winter sapriy of apple batter Among
other articles Of wearing spparel which she
included ia the wssh was our
vest. New. hutchinson a. her.
IN the leeeg riehg-hana pocket
Of this vest there was .arge rsa al b.lis.
twelve ones and q tive Sil ia az. Sue ala
NOT discover The roll. ard after having
washed the garment thoroughly. she hung
il en the line IN the hacS yard 30 dry. Ali
raiehs vet have been well had it not heea
for Mr.. ksrsleahsugh's lsrge hStndle COW
which Is wei knewn 10 NEST car citizens.
While oar vile was Ia the paFlGr visiting
u moment With Nrs, raYusley, this beast
she deserves no better gaust- broke through
oar hasS safe and deliberately ate sgp oar
vest, naaney ara all oss wife seized the
mop ami rushed AZ The masssstlng ia t-tssaer.
hs.t she only feSsea her head. klckesi ssse
NAYS ~lsh ASssh bind feet and. leape3 tightly
ever the seacs. Neither the ysss nog tire
nlagsey We aTs sorry 90 say, SEEMED 81
have auy lad saecs on her seuandre.iy
good health eur wife Immediately in-
formed Is ii the accident. ard we instantly
called % Af. feEaenhSngh snd demanded
thai the animal ge slaughtered. This Mr..
Fss.tsnAaeka siavay refused 70 assent e..
bic psessseAl thai BE WAS a ieor man. and.
IS ~ BAD reesssssv bought The cow. that al
oG lbs resssy saeney was ia hsz- We uAsar-
ally Fxri.e<a thai all 81 our ready asaney
wAs IN her too. bgt il failed 20 move hita.
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-01-26

Detroit Free Pr.Sa
There landed at the Third street depot
from Chicago train the other morning .
voting man wearing big sombrcro and .
buffaso-skin overcast In his belt he had
two rcvolvers and knife. and as he Was
stalking about the waiting-room Special
Officer Button walked up TO him and
asked:
.Goins to tarry here any length Of
timer
We'll. guess I'll do the town"
Then of with those gimcracks. They
are not considered 1t oil dangerous, but
they might brighten mules"
What Give up my weapons
Exactly. I'll lay 'em away for you I'M
I'll ready to 60. You might be mistaken
for terror of the plains ii you went pranc-
ing around town rugged out like that.
But I've shot Injuns!" protested the
man.
.sBosh! Hand 'em over"
And I've been ell through Oklahoma
and No Mans Land"
What of IL? Peel of those gimcracks.
The terror business is played out. Why.
sir, somebody would hit you on the nose
before you had gone block"
.sThey would: Don't / look like .
fighter?"
Nav! They'd take you for Santa Claus
some Santa Claus who got left some
where. Peel off.
We'll, / 'spose III have to, but you
must be mighty curious lot of people
here. guess you don't appreciate . des-
perate man.
No, we don't, replied the officer as he
received the weapons. '-or If we get hold of
one we roll him about until it is all gone.
Now, you can 60 out and see the town,
If anybody asks you who You are tell 'em
you are sheep drover and have some
calves TO SELL
The man went outside. walked around a
block in dodgy sort OF way, and returned
to SIT down and say:
Guess ! don't wani to see your town.
Don't any of your people seem to appre-
ciate the difference between an Injun-
killer and farmer. Wonder il can buy
q novel anywhere around here?''
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-01-26
An Editorial Necessity,

NOW 1OIk Wttfy.-1
House Agent--Iet me see, have very
nice vacant fat, sir, on
Won't do. l don't want .
fat. l n,ust have house.
"House?"
Yes. with garden"
"Garden?v
Certainly"
"Um--well, now think of 1t, have one
place little out that might suit. There is
space of ten or fifteen square feet at the
back. 1t is now paved with stone, but the
pavement can be taken up easily enough
That will do"
'.All right. Fond of flowers, eh?''
''No, but I've got to have some sort OF q
garden, you know, because I'm the editor
of IN agricultural paper"