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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

Joaquin MILLER has permanently re-
tired 70 his mou 7tain home three miles
back of Oakland, Cal. and refuses TO
have any intercourse with the world
He has built three quaint cottages, in
one Of which the poet dwells. the sec
Ond shelters his mother, and in the third
his wife and children live.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
Pretty severe.

''Oh, Clara, Toms been expelled from
Yaler'
"You don't tell me sol What was the
matter?"
"He was found studying political
economy when he should have been de-
veloping his muscles for the next boat
raca 81 ffa
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

A SUNBER Of women in Washington.
u. G., have formed themselves into
stock company for tie purpose of pro-
viding suitable headquarters for the
various associations Of women that meet
every year in that city. The name of
the organization is the Wim0daughsis.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
An Exciting Time.

Small boy-Mamma, mamma! there's
a mad dog in the street. and every body
is running into the houses.
Mamma crushing to the window
Where? where?
Small boy-Look outi Dodge DOWN.
Get under the sofal A policeman is GO
ing to shoot!-The Jury.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

Clinton-Don't you do any thing for
that importunate fellow. IL you give
him an inch he'll take an ell
Chinooker-You needn't worry. I'm
more likely to give him foot than an
incb.-West Shore.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

Il visiting foreign countries the anna
teur photographic should keep r. M
era a. much out Of sight a. ,si-
bic. In many places there are local
rules against phctographing certain OBJ
jects No one viii interfere. as Z. rule.
except the police. So with an sc open
to the officers the amateur can usually
secure all the views ne wants. The
lunch basket bland is as good As any.
That is. the camera is placed in a wicker
lunch basket constructed With covers
and peep holes. Il was successful
dodge at the Paris Exhibition. and many
pictures were gained in full sight OF
police and xatchmen-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

Snow. Tom, raise your right hand to
Heaven-a little higher-that's 1T, and
right there, before a crowd of as
tonished onlookers, they made solemn
vow never to enter another dime mu-
scum as long as they liyed.-Lewis M.
Swift, in Texas Siftings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

II New York recently the Italian resi-
dents accepted the design for a monu-
ment 70 b. erected in that city 10 the
memory Of Columbus. To cost S20o. GOO.
The plans are by a Roman artist and
grant is to be brought from near Lake
MaggiOre: and surmOuutiRg the column
100 feet high statue of Columbus is TO
be Of bronze with the costume of an adj
miral The King 81 Italy IS Interested
in this matter. and. although it viii
cost ssB0. O00. there is no doubt Of its
ultimate completion aud arrival in this
country at the four hundredth ami
verssy Of the discovery Of the American
continent
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

Smithers Haven't you reed some
where that home was the dearest spot on
sarth2
Blithers-I believe | have.
Smithers-Well, it's not, by blamed
sight II you have any doubts as to
where the dearest spot on earth is rst
try couple of weeks at q Saratoga
hotel.-Texas Siftings
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
wi.consin.s odd-Feilows, Home.

At Milwaukee the otL : evening after
considering propositions from La Crosse,
Eau Claire, Kilbourn City and Green
Bay, the directors of the 0dd-Fellows'
Home Association selected the latter
place as a location for the home of the
aged Odd. Fellows and the wives and or
phan children of deceased members of
the order The buildings will cost $780,
900 exclusive of the grounds An old
orphan asylum has been donated by the
people of Green Bay.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

STORIES OF BISMARCK.
The Ex-ChanceIor's Thorough Knowled,
of English Literature.

The Ex-ChanceIor's Thorough Knowledge
of English Literature.
When young Otto Won Bismarck was
six years old he was sent to school at
Berlin. After passing his Abiturienten
Examen he went TO the university and
threw himself heartily into student
life. He did not, however, neglect the
cultivation of his mind. From his boy
hood he was devoted to the study OF
geography, and often tells his friends
of the strange impression which the
map of Germany used to make on him;
as he looked at the thirty-nine States
into which his country was divide d, he
could not help thinking what a great
work it would be TO bind them together
without destroying their several char
acteristic traditions. The study of his
tory was pursued with eagerness
There was not a country in Europe with
whose rise, development and pecul-
lar institutions he did not make him
self thoroughly acquainted when
still a very young man. He insists
continually on his great obligations to
Ranke for his intellectual development :.
loses no opportunity of praising the
political sagacity of that historian, and
gives as an instance cf the famous
memorandum of the Eastern question
which Ranke wrote Frederick William
~. His knowledge of English litera-
ture is very great, and although he
speaks it with a slight accent and a
somewhat ola pronunciation, his mas
terry of our language is complete. Not
only is he perfectly acquainted with
the chief works of our great poets, but
he is almost equally at home in obscure
and forgotten works of seoond-rate
writer's. He has been known to quote
in English on the spur of the moment
some twenty lines of "Lalla Roollh, :"
and an English statesman is fond of
telling that when he was in Berlin
some few years ago the great Chancellor
expressed his regret that the pressure
of official business had made it impos
sible for him to make himself as we'll
acquainted as he should like to be with
the works of living English poets.-
80.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

THE paradise Of the future hunter
must lie in the country traversed by
Stanley on his last African expedition.
The explorer says he found there the
elephant, buffalo. hippopotamus. croc-
odile. Wild pig. bush antelopes. coneys,
gazelles, chimpanzees, balloons. mon
keys OF all kinds. squirrels. civets, Wild
cats. genets, zebras. ichneumons. large
rodents. with parrots. paroquets. sun
birds. finches. shrikes. whippoorwilis,
hoopers, owls. guinea fowl blackblrds.
kingdshers. divers, kites. wagtails. bee
eaters, pipits, cockatoOs. hornbills,
Jays, pigeons. and the rivers are full OF
fish, oysters and clans
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

GENERAL W. 7. SHERMAN's annual sal
ary as General Of the Army. which Office
has been abolished and which title will
die with him, Is $4,000 He has no duties
to perform and clerk 70 help him per
form them, which makes itquite pleasant
Tor the old hero in his declining years.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

"NEARLY all the hot-weather patients
whom | have attended" remarked a
Cincinnati physician recently, have
been drinking too much ice-Water. III
you must have ice-water sip it slowly
Take five minutes in putting away a
moderate drink Take your lemonade
through a straw and spend ten minutes
over the glass. Then you will not shock
your stomach and eBfeeble your sys-
tenn. Rut ! think hot drinks are best
for the summer Hot. weak tea is good.
and, speaking Of tea. ] beg You 70 let
that popular abomination, ice-tea, alone.
II is a deadly compound have no use
For III .
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
A Bad BIunder.

De Gandy-Did you give her the poem
you wrote about her?
Tubbs-Yes; and she has never been
at home to me since.
De Gandy-How was that?
Tubbs-I made mistake in the color
Of her eYes.-Harper's Bazaar.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

WILLIAM MALCOLM. who died recent
" at Syracuse, y. ". carried with him
10 the grave the secret Of the principle
Of the famous Malcolm lens, scientific
instrument of almost incalculable value
TO Astronomers and others.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
He SIN Had a Grievance,

Jones-You look as mad as you did
last winter when you were down on the
ice.
Brown-Well, am as mad as I was
then The only difference is now I'm
down on the ice man.-Texas Siftings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

A LIFE Of the late Jenny Lind is being
written by her husband. Otto Cold
schmidt. who married the '.Nightin-
gale in 1852. at the close of her mem
orabIe American tour.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

SOME relic hunter has cut out and c :
ried away from the Union College build
ing in Schenectady, y. Y, section OF
window sill in which ex-President Ar
thur cut his name years ago when a stu
dent thera
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

ANEW style Of mourning paper drops
the band Of black all around the sheet
and has it drawn diagonally across the
left-hand corne- only.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
didn't want 1t to Eat.

"Curious old fellow. The waiter
asked him what he'd have and he said
Hay"
''ohl well; he's deaf.n-The jury.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
a SIGN OF DANGER.

Farmer Minnerbrook-Say, young
man, thar amt no fshin' lowed in this
ERE stream.
Mr. Rodney Flycaster-Why, didn't
see any sign upi
Farmer Minnerbrook-Me bbe not; an
you're lucky. m willin' to hold IL
by tn collar here until ye kin get over
tn fence.-Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
Great Nerve.
"IIe has a terrible nerve"

"lie has terrible nerve"
"Who, Chumpleigh?'
"Yes. Why, that fellow was manag-
ing travelling Hamlet troupe out in
Kansas once, and, when the audience
called for the author at tho close of the
play. Chumpleigh went before the cur
tain and bowed IN. Y. Sun.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
TOTAL ABSTINENCE.

Temperance Missionary-And does
your husband drink liquor?
Mrs. O'Toole-Bless y'sowli He hasn't
tiched drap fer thraee years.
T. M.-That's good thing for you.
Mrs. O'Toole-A good thing, is it? An
me as has been a wilder ever since thot
day. an wild FIVE childer to support
Life
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
A PAIR OF SHOCKS.
They Tried the Blood Tester at
Coney Island.

S a fraud and a
delusion, the av-
erage dime mu-
scum takes the
lead. Con e Y
Island, W b e n
{ b a { so-called
pleasure resort
is in full blast,
has more than
1T s 5 hare of
them, and the
following is one
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24

AT pie-eating contest in New York
''f0r fifteen dollars and the champion
ship Of America the winner ate FIVE
pies in nine minutes.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-24
He wanted Little Here Below

What do you want?" asked the
aeronaut OF his assistant, as the uncon
trollable balloon rose higher and higher
The earth. replied the assistant.
Puck.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

NEVER DISAPPOINTED That i,
a happy condition of life to te in.
and the enterprise and honesty OF
the men you deal with goes far To
establish it. 1t is the small details
of life and expenditure that worries
Us with disappoiHtinepts good
deal more than the money it Costs
This is all happily avoided so far a
clothing the person is Concerned if
you buy where quality, your
moneys worth and newest sty les are
looked after for you as it is at John
son, Boothby Il Co.'S clothing em-
porium at Salem. tt
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

ALL PROPERTY OWSERS-And
residents between Cottage street and
o. {. +. r. track, and between Mill
and Mission streets are earnestly
urged 10 attend meeting at west
house Of A. w. Scott. corner Oak
and Summer streets, at 7:30 p. N.
Monday evening, sept. 22, 1880, to
discuss the advisableness Of taking
some action toward asking for i'm
provements Of streets, fire protec-
ton, electric light aud similar rights
due the taxpayers in said district.
MANY TAXPAYERS. S-l5-6t+
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

WAS NOT CoCSTsn.--Mr. T. c.
Jones writes the JOURNAL as
follows: by n slight mistake was
left out Of this second enumeration
~ WAS entirely out Of the first one.
Enumerstor No. ! called at where |
was working. about two miles from
my boarding house, which was out
Of his territory, but he would not
tsse my name under the impression
that it should go with the members
OF the boarding house or family.
Euuuerator Nh. called at the
house but would not take the name
under the impression that No,
would take it, 50 am left out sl,o-
gether as are some Others. | send
yon the name, etc, hoping il will
I've in time to count me as one Of
Uncle Sans children: Name,
Thomas c. Jones; age, 81 ysars; oc-
cupation. farmer; born in Wales,
England as were my parents; can
read ard write the English Ian
guage: sound in body and mind"
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

The STATE RECoCST.-Msny of
the towns OF the state are loud in
their efforts for q recount of the
whole state. Salem finding such a
large per cent. in the second count,
makes the other cities and towns
feel the inefficient work of the ORR
ginal count. Salem now having had
justice done her, would like to see
the whole state receive q similar
treatment, though it il the opinion
ofsome that she should not step ill.,
demanding the state to be recounted,
unless it is the prevailing opinion OF
the entire state, that new count
is advisable, which seems 10 be the
broad spread view, according to the
country papers.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16
L0C Al MARKET.
Wheat. net s. cents per bu.
Hops, active 35 cents per In.

NIsERABLL MI>CEEANT.-Tners
was fellow who gave his name a.
Baker and cl.ilned to live in Polk,
who may thank his stars for the
lenient manner in which he Wa
handled by justly angry snd in
digusnt crowd near Stsytoa Ss,ur-
day night, according To reliable in
formation received by the JOURNAL.
He, among large crowd Of pickers,
was working at the hop yard OF Mr..
Bilyue, near Stayton, and 81 OF
course occupied sleeping teRts in
such groups ~ were convenient.
One tent vas occupied by two
Young ladies alone, and about II
O'Clock the night in question, tb-
wretch Baker stole 10 and into this
tent before his approach was dis
covered. The girls were frightened
almost out Of their wits and the fei-
low threatened them with instant
death if they stirred or made an cut
cry. But they did not parley nor
heed the threat. but shot out under
the tent and ran for life to neighbors
not far of. They had recognized
the ruftian and told the camp what
had happened. The men gathered
and dangerous disposition existed
for short time, but they finally
sought him out and gave him very
short notice TO leave that part Of the
country and keep a safe distance
away. The only mistake they made
was in not donating him an overcast
that would make him look ike q
shanghai rooster.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

SLEPT TOO SOCsD.-A Gervais
man came up to Salem sunday and
touching too freely the forbidden
cup, he concluded to air himself
on the saw dust al the sawmill. He
soon fell into sound slumber, and
on awaking was surprised to find
that some one had gone through his
pockets and relieved him of about
80. the amount he had intended TO
enjoy the fair with. The JOURNAL
will not give his name for the first
Ofiense.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

AT THE OPERA.-Ward's Comedy
and Speciality company gave fine
pay last night al Reeds opera
house, though they were not greeted
by as large house as the character
OF the play demanded. Florence
Clayton is b pleasant singer and
carries away her audience with her
sweet strains OF music. Planter
and Ronsldo, the contortionists, are
simply something immense, and
one will not regret having seen
their performance, for it is a rare
feat. sam kee'- washhouse was
full Of fun and was artistically
played. Those who were there last
evening were more than pleased.
They play again tonight in an en-
tire!y new play which promises to
be even better than that OF last
n ht. Lovers Of good plays SHOULD
not fail TO see this company tonight.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16
HE WAS ASHAMED
To Ask Again. but His Frank Letter
Got 1t for Him.

! few months ago one Of the unfortunate
inmates in the san Francisco Alnshou.e
was inspired Dy .he sensa;iousi statements
in the newspapers with the belle; that Joys
Vegetable sgrsapG-i.la would help him. Bu.
without money, how TO &c, it was The cues
zion. Finally he wrote 20 The Edwin ". Joy
Co., appealing to their generosity. and il was
not unheeded, the coveted preparation De-
ing sen: by the next parcel delivery. It's
effect is best told in a su bsequent letter from
which we quote the following
~ suppose you know me By th.s writing,
and my circumstances and condition. Al
though improving, ! asa Of your generosity
for another bottle OF your joys Vegetable
Ss-ssparilla- Its laxative action il p..riec-
tIon itself. J, has 50 thoroughly regulated
my system that ny cels-rh. rheumatism,
constipation, and headaches are all better.
feel ashsme! 10 ask in this way, bui wha.
shall do thought ! might no; need any
more, but am now 80 anxious 10 Keep IL Up;
bu, you see how IL is."
twas sent, and ne car get more II he ueeda
Il
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

"A SMALL WRECK.-There was
quite an excitement at Woodburn
yesterday afternoon, caused by d
collision between freight train Oh
the Southern Pacific and a mixed
train On the narrow gauge. The
freight was backing up and run
into the mixed train which was
standing across their track. A car
loaded with wheat was knocked off
the narrow gauge track and com
pletely demolished. Otherwise the
damage will not be very heavy. 1t
IL not learned which road is to
blame for the accident.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

THAT HoRsE.-The owner Of the
winner yesterday takes no greater
pride in his achievement than do
the buyers Of lace curtains, carpets,
oil cloths and curtain fixtures at J.
III. Lunn's, do ia the Il ne appearance
and wear Of those goods.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

TROPICAL BIRDS. The latest &c
QUESTION 70 the fair menagerie is q
large cage Of tropical birds of several
species, brought from up from Port
land this morning and placed On
exhibition Mt the fair grounds.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

FRAUDS AND HUMBUGs.-Th
state fair usually brings to the sur
face many devices to hunbug the
people. They are generally on the
outside Of the pavilion, but this
year the greatest fraud is on the In
aide. In the shape of an obsolete
dictionary over forty years old.
Intel igent people will do well to
give this q wide berth. A word of
caution Is money in your pocket.
II.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

SECOND EDITION. During the
fair week the JoURSAL will priut
TWO editions daiIy-the regular
edition at $50 p. N. and q second
edition at p. N. with all news Of
the day and about fair week up to
time Of going to press.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16
Notice

To the public OF Salem and vicinity;
l hereby most respectfully announce
that l have reopened my dyeing and
ciesping work in the same place, ls3
Commercial street, where ! shall be
glad to receive your calls.
Yours respectfully,
ALFRED WALDE,lAR NELSON.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

Let everyone while at the fair
call at the studio, Commercial street
corner Court, aud see the fine dis
play Of photographs. Sperry, the
artist taxes the lead in fine artistic
work. We still make the 81 cabinet
for g.. dit
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

Remember that &. =. McNally.
the architect, has removed his Office
to the Bush-Brey block, on CONNER
cial street. Second hallway to the
right of the main store. e-l2. Ct
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

A FINE FISIsH.-N. ID. Jones il
the artist " no finished the elegant
interior al the new meat market,
2t5 Commercial street. Shop over
Helleubrand's restaurant. Mar 4-d.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

A Observation-Disclosures all know Ben
Forstner and "cheaper than any
body" is his password on shoes.
Why pay s., when you Gao get the
same Of him at s3.25.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16
GILBERT { PATTERSON.

Dealers in Groceries, Crockey,
Glassware, Paints, Oils, varnishes,
Brushes, Windowgiass, Etc, Sole
Agents for Epicure Tea and Big
Can Baking Powder.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

Remember that W. L. Wade sells
and delivers general merchandise at
bed rock prices from his North ~a-
lem store. If
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

At the Big Restaurant meals only
25 cents. l.. :. Winters, proprietor.
dot
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16
HIbbard's Rh-unstie and Liver Pm..

Hlbbard Rheumatic and Liver pills.
These pills are scientifically compounded
and uniform in action. No gripping pain
81 commOsly following the use OF pills
Iney are adapted 10 bath adults and emil
dren with perfect safety. We gua ante
.n-y have no equal In the cure nfsick head
acne, eoustIp patton. dyspepsia ana bilious
n'--z; ard, a. an appetizer, they excel any
Oi ner preparation l. Is
Smith a steiner. sole agts.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-09-16

Miss Mary E. Steiner. teacher Of
piano and organ. Address 2i4
Twelfth street. s-1.6t.
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1890-09-03
Debt Of Ceorgia,s Counties.

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ronort sha,,,;,o 49, Goods; So
3;t;oa e a1',''.: ;,'' ''',I'''1' .o'
s,o,a. - NV o'''''''
~
Observation-Disclosures. ''''', y ,'' Coo 80 g"
Cro .,ro.so e:@-c ,c ,,l o.''
1859 wiz :, 7eeo co.
s.,,d Loo, ~ .l.I,4 -
s,u,l,,n stotoe n,.n
Jooner IN doLt ,,',n ,,o+I, o,,;. t,,,,>'
and F,c,;9o ,rIoraon;ost =, =, r., -
VIII . oeo oo7 ~ Ia.I.1 ~
ssL.ed,css
Tho aoo,;n, dor+ e coo,.;.,.
COMMITTEES IS r9,v gcG fco -, -
crease Of eG $40 ovcr1 8eG
The cross debit IF tho count. ~.
C,cro;s is s4d5 0cO Tbov bor.
n s.nIing fund Of SAD a 2. o.sb !,
ire. surv and other available 70
sources, 1896. 784, net debit. afl1