The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-06-13
BRIGHT BITS.
TIE tales that people tell us
Oft cause cur tears to flow;
But It takes the wasp to get there
With his little tail of woe.-Chntfe

with his little tail OF woe.-Chdtter.
You have written this editorial on both sides
of the paper, " said the editor.
Yes but only one side of the question -
Washington Post.
VICTOR MEYER, a German scientist is conf
dent that chemistry will yet enable us to make
bread out of wood. Win this raise the price of
board?-TerGs Siftin0s.
RAzzLE-Did you notice how many new
clothes Robinson has?
DaZZle-Yes. That's the only way he can
stave off his tailor Ciothjer.
THE $50 New York importers who came to
Washington to talk tariff are all eligible to
membership in the United States Senate Tney
represent $500 900, 000.-W Washington Star.
''PURFEssoR, what's the difference, anyhow,
between fiddle an a violn?'
''Ze same deeferenz Eat egzeest between 70
veedler an re violinist. "-HnrDer's Bazaar.
FIRST DocToR-Say, there's an unlicensed
physician in town cur ng people right and left
Second Doctor-Curing people? Good gra-
cious, We must have him arrested.-Nets York
Weekly.
THE French in Africa are taking mean adj
vantage of the King of Dahomey
How sou
They are throwing live mice into the ranks
of the Amazons. "-NelC York Sun.
MISS FLYPPE-And what is this, pray?
Antiquaran-This is a suit of ancient armor,
worn by one of the knights of the sixteenth
century Ii is made of the best plate steel and
is absolutely uncrushable.
Miss Flyppe-Oh, how lovely it would be to
wear on bargain days.-Tere Hdute Express.
DRUGGIsT What's the matter with you? You
seem excited.
Cerk-Heavens. sold Mrs Smiley strycb
nine instead of potash.
Druggst-Well, il you aren't the most care
less idiot ever saw. You seem to have no idea
of the value of strychnine, = Merchant Trdreler
A CHEEeFUIs G fyER. LCaller--Beg pardon for
intruding sir, but knowing your reputation for
benevolence, have taken the liberty of stop-
ping TO ask you to subscribe to the fund to buy
g bell for our church We hope to collect
enough to purchase one of the largest and
handsomest bells now manufactured
Benevolent Observation-Disclosures is your church
located?
Cailer-Corner of Restful avenue and Peace
street. "a Fgf-
Benevolent Individual Il will subscribe gladly;
man hate lives near there--T7le Rocket
ABBREVIATED STATES. ancient Miss. La
very ILL., i can no more be Ga, she cried;
IN go 10 Mass, if Iget WELL and to the Lord
my si3s rc9lfde. = = Go and Col. Pa, )" she
whisperedlow to Del, a sister by her bed: ',and
brother Cal, tell him to comerd see them all
before I'M dead. For O., l Wis, I'm growing
worse. and soon Ore, Jordan's brink I'll glide
III be a heavenly bride" They gathered round
the sick maids bed, and sobbe6 aloud with
heartfelt grief why, why dost cry for MeY
You know / soon will find relief Soon sister
Ala. will see, and brother Kan, who've gone
before; and uncle Wash" Here death ste 1ped
in and took the maid to t'other shore. Alas
but death Tex. us all in; we can't escape: his
scythe do Mo. the rich, the poor the lame the
halt. cen kings must be by death laid low
THERE is really no tangible objection to vio-
constantly wondering whose move it is Wash
inqton Post.