Morning journal and courier., 1890-06-12
DUSTY.

You can easily 6ll the public eye if you
only have the dust.-Terra Haute Express.
There Is a current superstition that light.
ming is like school boy and will dodge a
rod.-Binghamton Republican.
Mr. Hayseed (stopping at door of statuary
room, museum Of art)-'T wonder what's in
herea" Mrs. Hayseed (hastily)-"Hush! Come
on. They amt got them gals ready for ex-
hibition yet."-New York Weekly.
Need of System.-W -Washerwoman--"Pl Please.
mum, I've brought your wash" Patron
"Well, take 1t to someone else and give nae
some one else's wash. I think if you will
manage that way I'll get more of my things"
New York Weekly.
Chicago Hotel Rates.-Drummer-"Sa
here. had u room way up on the top floor
for down stairs rooms" Chicago Hotelkeep-
er-"Certainly. The top floor rooms are
above the smoke, and the extra charge is for
sunshine. New York Weekly.
A woman In this state, in filing out q
census blank, put dewn her husband as a
lunatio. She told the census enumeratol
that he was at present engaged in paying UP
an election bet by pushing a wheelbarroW
twenty five miles, and she didn't expect him
home for week.-Norristown Herald.
Dewson-"Whieh way now, my boy p
Blithely-"rm going over to Profssso,
Losette's to take my memory lesson. Great
While you are there just ask the old man to
punch you up little on that tenner you
borrowed last fall, will you."-Judge.
Wife-"Is my hat ON straight!"
Husband-"Yes."
Wife "a moment later)-"How do my
crimps looks"
Husband-"They're all right"
Wife "a moment later still)-"Do these
gloves look soiledi"
Husband-"No." (Then, after pause)-
"Is my moustsche on notwithstanding
Journal.
Between the 1st of April and the 1st of
May eight out of every ten tenants In the
United States notified their landlords that
repaired, and the rent lowered they would
not remain another year. About one land.
lord In 500 consented, and about one tenant
in 1000 kept his word and moved and was
sorry fer 1t. All is now settled until another
spring. Herald.
Jennie-"How did you enjoy yourself a.
the theatre last nights" Mamie-"Oh, ina.
menssly!" Jennie-"What was the pIayv'
Mamie-'I declare I don't know. Let me
see-I think have got a program in my
other dress pocket" Mamie-tIt does not
uabt0I, Uuu l tuluk IL SGr8H26 6Q6b you
should 60 to theatre and not know what
the play was" Namie-"Why, bless you,
dear, was with theatre party. ."--Beston
Courier.
She-"How dare you ask nae to jilt your
rival and wed you when he has bought ice
cream for me all summer while you have not
purchased pennys worth for mea" He
That's just the point. By not buying you
cream I've saved cash enough to purchase
and furnish an elegant home and 60 on q
grand wedding tour, while he hasn't a cent
left" She-ssWhy, yes; beg pardon, Of
course. was just trying to tease you.
When shall the wedding Chicago
| Post.
She stood on the high school platform
In her sweet white muslin dress.
From her essay a ribbon fluttered,
And 1t dealt with Happiness"
| SIT is what we do for others,''
She said, "that must bring us bliss;
| Can never fail to miss.
( sJust in giving there is gaining,
He who stops to count the cost
Loses all the good he might get
If the thought Of self were lost"
And her mother heard the essay,
But her thoughts seemed bound to roam
i From Its subject; and she pondered,
For she'd seen the girl ct home. S.
Slss ejoneryOle Journal.