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Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26
TROUSDALE.

Trousdale, Tenn, July "A, $780,
We are having fine rain this morn
ing which is very much appreciated.
The school opens here new district
No. 19) next Monday, with Mr.. c,
F. Robinson as teacher,
Miss. Sarah Starky, of McMinn-
vile is visiting at c. r. Mitchells
this week.
Preparations are being made to
build new church at Oak Grove.
DR.. j. B. McAfee, and wife attend.
ed church at Philadelphia last
Tuesday.
Mr.. Harris Conner is on a visit tC
ThaXton this week.
Mr.. Carney Mitchell is erecting 6
new dwelling at this place.
The funeral Of Capt. Henry Arl
drege will be preached at Warner
College next Sunday.
A party of New people spent las
Sunday at Nicholson springs. They
report a pleasant time.
Mr.. J. NJ. Hoover is very proud o
his new heir-it is a boy.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26
A Sound Democrat.

The democratic convention select
ed to fill the place made vacant by
the death of Judge Folkes an able
jurist, a sound democrat and a good
citizen. In the person Of Hon. B. j.
Lea, of Haywood, the convention
chose as candidate for the supreme
bench, a man who is well known
throughout the state, and whose
nomination will give general salts
faction. That Judge Lea will fill
this high Office with credit to his
state, his party and himself is un-
questioned.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26

" LIE DIONu 10 just lCNSlNluS
fresh lot of candies, chewing gum,
etc. Let all the young ladies come
and lay in fresh supply.
The Farmers and Laborers'
Union will give a supper in their
hall next Thursday night. None but
members will be present.
-Messrs. w. S. Moore and F. 0.
Watts, of Union City, who visited
this place for awhile, left for Mont
Eagle Thursday morning.
Mr.. VIM. White has purchased
Mr.. Thos. Corners residence on
Rosebud Avenue. The place is now
undergoing extensive repairs.
-Messrs. Will and Jim Elkins
will occupy Mr.. A. d. Murphy's
dwelling on Spring Street, recently
vacated by Mr.. l.. p. Gartner.
Mrs. F. NJ. Cardwell, Mrs. j. H.
DeBard and little daughter, Eunice,
of Shellsford, left Saturday last for
Mont Eagle to spend a week or two.
Attention is called to the adver-
tisement of Mr.. John Beech in this
issue. His present home is for sale
or rent, and is a most desirable place.
Well, we should perspire! Chas.
Brown knows exactly how to manip.
ulate the artic soda fount so as to ex-
cell all in this delightfully."- csol, re-
freshing, and invigorating beverage.
Miss Julia and John Potter, OF
Smithville, accompanied Misses
Tucker and Epperson to this place
Wednesday on their return to Nash
vile.
Mr.. w. II. Bloom and wife and
daughter, of Wichita Falls, Texas,
arrived Wednesday to spend a week
or two with Mr.. Reed Gribble's
family.
Miss Herminia Jeanmaire enter.
tsined a small party of friends at hel
home on Smithville Street Tuesday
evening in honor of Miss Vaughn, Of
Murfreesboro.
Miss Myrin Shire, of Scottville
KY, arrived Wednesday accompan
led by Miss Maud Bridges, who has
been attending school at Scootville
for some time.
The editor left on last Tuesday
to attend, the Press Association. The
editor in charge wishes the boys g
merry time lots to eat, lots of fur
and lots to learn.
w. S. Lively has his photograph
gallery all torn up this week making
extensive improvements. He viii
have fine studio when finished. He
will be ready for all next week.
I desire to render my heartfelt
thanks to the kind friends who as
sisted me in my late mifortunes
They will be held in grateful remem
f berance by me. d. R. LoGUE.
Miss Matte Bankston, of Chatta
nooga, and Miss Halle Mccarthy, o
Nashville, after quite a pleasan
visit to Mr.. and Mrs. B. P. Cantrell
returned to their homes last Satur
day.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26
2NNESSEE, SATURDAY, JULY 26., 1890.
At the Churches Tomorrow,
CHRISTIAN.

CHRISTIAN,
Services at 10: so o'clock conducted
by Elder A. p. Seitz.
PRESBYTERIAN.
Services at the Presbyterian Church
at II a. M, by Rev. f. l.. Leeper,
pastor. Union services at night con-
Quoted by the pastor.
METHODIST.
Preaching at II a. m. by Rev. j,
T. Kelton. No service at night. The
pastor, Rev. j. I. Curry, will be alb
sent week holding meeting at
Bethel Church, in Rutherford coun-
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26
Attention Soldiers.

By recent acts of Congress many Of
you are entitled to pensions. Call on
w. A. johnson and file your claims.
Better employ an agent at home than
one in some other city.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26

A half-witted printer in Cincin-
natti shot and killed a fellow work
man wednesday night, because he
had been dragging him.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26
For Sale Cheap.

100 40 and 20 gallon barrels, one
mare, wagon and harness. Will be
sold at a bargain.
WHITE & MCGUIRE,
June 10, 1890. Barrel Factory.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26
WHITE.

The State Executive Board of the
Tennessee Farmers and Laborers'
Union will meet in Nashville Aug. S.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26
Scholastic Population.

Prof. j, H. Sheriff. has just COM
pleted the enumeration of thescholas-
tic population of McMinnville with
the following result:
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q Tttrnip Seed.

Landreth's Fresh Turnip Seed will
be found at w. H. Fleming's drug
store.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-07-26
Town Topics

Cool. .
Wet. =
Sidewalk improvements are still
going on. y
Jim Elllins is on the "sick list'
this week.
Mr.. Byron Martin, of Nashville,
is visiting here.
Col. r. E. Burnham, of Viola,
spent wednesday here.
Bell McClarty made a short visit
to Tullahoma last Saturday.
Mr.. It. J. Hubble, of Chattanoo-
ga, is visiting here this week.
w. S. Livelys's photo gallery is
undergoing repairs this week,
Our Viola letter reached us too
late for publication this week.
Rev. Lee Harris spent few
days here this week ''resting up"
"A great many of our merchants
complain of dull times-advertise.
Two room cottSge for rent. APP
ply to j. H. Sheriff.. If,
Mr.. w. S. Lively and family
spent the past week at Cooper's Sta
ton.
Mrs. A. T. Mitchell returned to
her home in Chattanooga Wednesday
morning.
The tables are turned-two days
and one night of continual rain, and
the end is not yet.
Mrs. Umbenhower came up Tues
day from Nashville on visit to her
mother, Mrs. Spurlock.
Mrs. r. o. Bagley, of Fayette-
vile, is here visiting her father, Mr..
Sam Colville, and family.
Mr.. Jas. Lyle, of Murfressboro,
is spending few days here with his
sister, Mrs. Chas. Colville,
"A pic mic party spent one day
this week at Caney Fork Falls, and
report most enjoyable time.
Horace Harwell returned Thurs
day morning from trip to Nash
vile, Lebanon, and other places.
Miss Carrie Garner, charming
young lady from Viola, is the guest
of Miss Mamie Brown this week.
WANTED. Coal, Iron and Tim
Der Land. Address Havron & Ba-
ker, Potts uilding, McMinnville.
Ed. Harwell was up from Leban-
on and spent a few days with the
home folks during the last week.
Quite a large number of CONS
mercial travellers have been inter
viewing our merchants this week.
Mrs, T. n. Auglin and Mr.. T. L,
Auglin, of Birmingham, are guest Of
Rev. f. l.. Leeper for short time.
Mr.. r. +. Beckham and two
sons, of Fort Worth, Texas, are al
the Warren House for a few weeks
L. f. Jeanmaire has on hand 8
very handsome assortment of Clocks
Of all kinds, with spring and weight
MIR. w. II. York has moved tC
his residence recently purchased from
Mr.. G. T. Thurman on Spring Street
Rev. J. T. Kelton, moved las
Tuesday to the residence recently va
Gated by Mr.. VIM. White, on Rebe
Hill.
Mrs. Bette Pierce, after a week.
visit to friends and relatives here, re-
turned to her home in Nashville
Monday.
Capt. VIM. Berney and family
OF birmingham, arrived in our city
this week and are the guest of Mrs
Munford.
DIR. G. R. Grain left this morning
(Friday) for Beersheba, to be absen
for some weeks. He will give motto
of his return.
Charley Smart left Tuesda,
morning for Shelbyville, where h
will spend few days, and then G
to Nashville.
The largest stock of all the lates
and leading cigars kept constantly o.
hand at d. l.. Browns, Warre
House Corner. ....-
Gross has just received his faI
stock of boots and shoes. He ha
some fine bargains. Call at once an
get your choice.
Collier q Arledgc say they can
run business without money. A
who owe them are earnestly request
ed to call and pay up.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
RocKsTAD, July 9th, 1896

RoCKsTAD, July 9Th, 1890.
EDITOR GREAT WEST:
The officers elected at the semi-an-
maui meeting OF the Agawam Alliance
OF Rocksbury, Polk County, are
President, J. O. Dypvic; Secretary, C..
A. Johnson; Treasurer, Ivev Peter
son. Delegates to county meeting,
Geo. Turville, M. Becker, c. A. John
son, to the state convention, Geo.
Turville, C. A. Johnson.
Resolved, That we believe that
wheat gambling, and the National
Bank system, are the chief causes of
the present hard times; also that
government ownership of rail roads,
would save 500, 900, 900 annually to
the people of Minnesota, lesson
strikes, and save thousands of lives.
Furthermore, We believe that as
yet, at least, the Farmers Alliance OF
Minnesota has not eliminated itself
to such an, extent to make it neces-
sary to call upon W. w. Irwin to de-
fend it. C. A. JOHNSON,
Secretary.
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GLENCOE, Mimi, July 7th, 1890.
EDITOR GREAT WEST:
At our last meeting OF the North
western HELEN alliance, No. 900, the
following resolution was adopted: =.
That we are in favor of a full indie
pendent farmers alliance and labor
ers' state ticket and all of said alli-
ance are solid for said ticket. / was
instructed to send the following reso-
luton to the GREAT WEST:
That you expose through your po-
per all the warehouses" and two
faced alliance men before the 10th of
July.
And that we demand of the state
executive board that the state secre-
tary be instr ucted to keep q record of
each and every county, and sub
ordinate alliance delegate of how he
votes, and who he votes for! And
that we condemn the action OF Pres
dent Hall in procuring a speaker at
the 9Th congressional meeting,
wherein he ignored our state lecturer,
and monopoly crusher, Hon. Igna-
titus Donnelly, and therefore we con-
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
$1,1sO.OO
|. S., ST. P. g. UP.
These Letters are the Initials of the
New Line through Wyoming and
Idaho to the Pacific Northwest.

This line is composed of the Chica
go, St. Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha
and Union Pacific Railways, and
reaches more Far Western Cities than
any other line, as follows:
HALEY, Boise City, Lewiston, Mos
COW and principal Idaho points.
Walla Walla, Colfax, Pennington,
Rockford, Spokane Falls and numer-
Gus Washington points.
Baker City, Pendleton, Portland
and principal Oregon points.
Ogden and Salt Lake City, the
largest points in Utah.
San Francisco, Los Angeles and all
California points from Mt. Shasta to
San Diego.
And this line also reaches Butte.
Anaconda and many other points in
Montana.
Also note that by this line accom-
modations are furnished in Pullman
Family Sleeping Cars at very low
rates to holders of second-clase
tickets going to Washington, Oregon
and California.
When youget ready to go West, be-
fore deciding upon your route, call
on agents of c., st. P, NJ. & O. Ry..
no will furnish rates and informa-
about through car service over
the Lake Superior, st. Paul & Union
Pacific Line" and connections, or for
pamphlets and maps, address
T. W. TEASDALE.
General Passenger Agent. St. Paul
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A Clear Monopoly.

The other forenoon a messenger boy who
was going up Woodward avenue stopped
for moment in the shade of one of the
Circus park naples. He was sopping up
the sweat on his hands and face when an
ice wagon came along.
Gimme me hunk!' called the boy.
The driver shook his head.
ut may prevent sunstroke," continued
the boy.
"For ten cents" replied the driver.
"Then femme ride"
The driver shook his head.
''It may save my life."
"For five cents" grimly replied the
driver.
That's clear monopoly, and here goes
to down it!' said the boy, and he hit the
driver in the back with stone and escaped.
Detroit Free Press.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
EDITOR GREAT WEST:

EDITOR GREAT w EST
Enclosed find a few names OF sub
scribers for the GREAT WEST. More
will follow soon. I had the pleasure
OF being present at a meeting OF the
Eagle Alliance, No. 1927, Otter Tail
county, on Friday, June 9th, for the
purpose of electing officers for the
following six months, and to select a
delegate to the convention at St..
Paul July the 18th next! AS presi-
dent for the above alliance was cleo
ted Mr.. Nels Anderson, and John
Hoover secretary. The last named
gentleman was elected as delegate to
go to st. Paul July 18th. AS speak
er for the occasion there had been
invited Mr.. G. w. Brandburg. presi-
dent of the Otter Tail county ALI
ance. He held his audience "spell
bound"-so to speak-for nearly two
hours. Great enthusiasm was mani
tested. A. p. PREsDORFF.
Baute Lake July 9Th, 1890.
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We are pleased to publish the fol-
lowing letter from Mr.. Brown. On
the whole, we believe he may occupy
the safest and best position:
BIRD ISLAND, July 9Th, 1890.
EDITOR GREAT West:
Tread your editorial favo ring union
with Prohibitionists while I should
as one voter be glad to unite and be-
Geve their nominees to be all that we
could expect, still I do not believe it
expedient. I have been talked to by
prominent Prohibitionists, and for
that reason have sought to ascer-
tain as far as could how the union
would take.
I find the feeling to be for 1ndepen-
dent action-entirely Independent.
think we are going to get a good
vote from Independent men in the
villages who are not alliance men,
bers, and who are not saloon men,
and they want to vote for pure al
lance ticket. A good ticket will win.
Burn your bridges. A. Brown.
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Her Last Chance.

An irate woman entered shop the other
day and accosted one of the assistants:
"Ive come to find out what you mean by
charging one a dollar on Saturday night
for that table cloth, and selling Mrs. Fer
guson one just like it on Monday for sew
enty-five cents. Didn't you say it was my
last chance to get one so cheap?"
"You mistook me, madame" responded
the ready clerk; II said it was your last
chance to get one for dollar. And it was,
for we put them down to seventy-five cents
on Monday morning. "-Americanizedf from
"Moonshine''
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Lost Opportunities.

eyes" he said, as he sat in the Russell
house Office, lit is 50 with great many
men-foolish fellows They wait and wait,
expecting something to happen, and then,
whom the very thing they have BEEN wait:
ing for does happen, they fail to act They
miss their opportunity, and then they go
on waiting as before. Well, must 60 and
pay my billlbut say!' he added, looking
at his watch, II haven't time to catch that
in-why-how-'
(Which way were you goings' asked his
companion.
Michigan Central-1:2O"
"Why, the bus for that train left some
time ago. The porter called it out while
you were talking"
'That's great, too," said the other, hold
ing his watch in his hand and gazing sadly
through it into space.
And then he went on waiting as before.
Detroit Free Press.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
LOve-Figurative1y Told.

LOve-Figurativel Told.
True love is derfully nice,
Oft I'm lovers sworn,
The earth sembles paradise,
And sometimes it's lOrn.
Some lovers can't sur alone,
And love G symptoms show;
Some think it's with their own,
And some ere their woe.
Some, when their sweethearts look be 9,
Feel such a 10 der thrill;
Some, when they don't. for 0 will pine
And seek grave 2 fill.
A weighty maid fell down at length;
Her beau rushed assist her;
She was 1904 his strength,
So 10 derby he kissed her.
She candy be her beau,
And had a toothache it;
When her $50 cried, although
With 40 tudc she bare it.
"4OI've waited long" cried Will,
'.Now halve me, I would wed thee"
you'll have 28-4 me until
You've 4 tune, " said she.
H. c. DODGE in Detroit Free Press.
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FROM MILO CAMP.
MORRIS, July 9th, 1890.

MORRIS, July 9Un, 1O9O.
EDITOR GREAT WEST:
On the 7th inst, l held a meeting
at Holden's Ford, Stevens county,
in the church, which was attended by
about 157 people. / die my best to
enlighten them for some time, when
1 gave my hearers the chance to ask
questions, which was accepted with
pleasure by several. Ihad the honor
of forming an alliance with % char
ter members, and the promise of as
many more to Join at next meeting.
The people here have had very little
alliance reading matter. They are
mostly Germans in this settlement,
and want you to send some sample
copies of the GREAT WEST. They
need help badly.
Alliance No. 217, to which l belong,
held a meeting the 9Th inst, and de-
cided to send a delegate to the state
meeting and work for liberty and
Justice. MILO CAMP.
Lecturer for the 9Th District.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
MORRIS, July 9th, 1890

MORRIS, July 9th, 1890.
EDITOR GREAT WEST:
I organized an alliance last night
in the towns of Baker and Everglade,
with II members-every one present
joined. send you herewith a club
OF subscribers on your campaign Of
fer, from that alliance. The other
members are German and cannot
read your paper. Stevens county is
now well organized, and we hope to
roll up a big vote for our ticket.
That five dollar campaign fund is all
right, l never gave anything more
willingly. T. J.. ScHLATTMAN.
Lecturer for Stevens County.
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ARGYLE, Mimi, July Sth, 1890

ARGYLE, Mimi, July 8th, 1890.
EDITOR GREAT VEST:
The Farmers Alliance OF Marshall
County held their nominating Con-
vention yesterday, and placed a
strong ticket in the field. They
adopted strong resolutions, favor
ing free coinage of silver, and sent j.
@. Croukhite to st. Paul as delegate,
instructed to support Ignatius Don
nelly for Governor. Great enthusi-
assn prevailed. J. @. CRoUKHITE.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
SHE BROUGHT HIM AROUND.


Thrilling Story of Mans Bashfulness
and Woman's Tact.
Softly shone the subdued light Of the SOL
itary gas jet in the parlor of tho Bilder-
back mansion on the avenue, and soft was
the voice of the abashed young Erasmus
Shackelford, who sat on the edge of his
chair, mopped his heated face and smiled
with kind of papier-mache smile at the
enhancing young woman, in the dazzling
aureOle of whose auburn hair he had flut-
tered in asonizing captivity for months
and months.
'Miss Viola" he said, clearing his throat
and speaking with every infection of q
man about to say something, 'syou will not
be surprised, presume, if Lii I express
the-the feeling, the-the opinion, as it
were, that-that it's pretty hot this even
ing?"
Erasmus gave his face another frenzied
swipe with his handkerchief and subsidized
into palpitating silence
No" replied Miss Viola, with smile
that brought large and ecstatic lump of
something or other up into his throat, 81
am not surprised, Mr.. Shackelford. You
made the same observation earlier in the
evening""
y L
it was not an entirely new remark In
fact it was kind of a-of chestnut,
suppose"
The agitated youth made another effort
to crush down the lump in his throat.
"And IL feel, Miss Bil-Viola-as if
were "a kind of-of observation myself
that was getting tiresome Haven't I
been-been observed here little too often?
Do seem to be IA chestnut"-and as he
moved his handkerchief over his glowing
face in tremulous jabs his voice took on a
despairing sound-"a sort of-of roasted
CHESTNUT
mo, Erasmus" slowly answered the
maiden. when chestnut is roasted it
pops"
The conscientious historian is bound to
record the fact that at this point Erasmus
Immediately popped.-Chicago Tribune.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
Different WAYS.

"When woman gets frightened at
night she just pulls the bedclothes over
her head, says she is terrified out of her
wits and goes to Sleep" says one who
knows; "but with man it is different
He says he is not afraid, pushes the clothes
down, and lies tremblingly awake for two
or three hours, straining his ears at every
sound. "-Hamburgnacht
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
The Mustache Shaken!

The following resolutions have
been recommended by the Melville
Farmers Alliance No. 694:
RESOLVED, That the comment
in the Alliance columns of the Rem
Vile Union on Miss Eva McDonald's
species before the county meeting on
May oath are misleading.
RESOLVED, That the Alliance no.
tices IN the Renville Union and the
Hector Union be withdrawn.
RESOLVED, That the above resolu-
tions be sent to the GREAT WEST for
publication.
JOIN Kinds,
Signed : J. 7 7. PORTER,
(C. q. CHRIsTAINsON,
Committee on Resolutions.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
How to Find Out.

Leisurely Stranger suppose, now, you
don't sell such fine young spring chickens
as these to boarding house keepers?
Proprietor of Meat Market-Not often.
Mrs. Irons, though, who keeps boarding
house in the next block, buys half dozen
of them every morning.
Stranger with alacrity)- Thank you.
disappears in the direction of Mrs. Irons
boarding house. SChicago Tribune.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18

DONALDSON, Mimi, July 7th, 1890.
EDITOR GREAT WEST:
We organized an alliance at North
coat, July 9Th, with IA charter men,
bers. The number will be more than
doubled at the next meeting. Farm
ers are awake to their interest in this
county. We want the GREAT WEST
in every farmers hand in the county.
F. w. WAGNER.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
A Matter of Location.

81 feel sick at heart" said the rejected
lover, as he leaned upon the railing of the
Margatc boat
Pm with you,' remarked a fellow pas
senger, "only mine is further down. LION
don Eng.) Pirk-un
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The Maine republican conventio,

The Maine republican convention
refused point blank to mdorse civil
service reform or ballot reform in it's
platform. This is a surprising evil
dence of a revival of honesty. The
republican ring in Maine has demon
strated it's hostility to honest cleo
tions and it has simply refused
to continue to lie about the matter
any longer Standard
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18

WoRrH1NGroN, Mimi, July 5,

WORTHINGTON, M1nn., July D, %
EDITOR GREAT WEST:
We had an Alliance picnic in my
grove Yesterday. There was a fair
attendance. Our candidate for the
legislature, Mr.. Charles Gustavson,
delivered a very able address, and
several members of the alliance spoke
in favor of alliance principles. All
seemed to favor a full ticket from
governor down, and are in favor OF
making it hot campaign. l enclose
a list OF campaign subscribers with
remittance for same.
J. II. MAXWELL.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1890-07-18
Severe Punishment.

Captain-Sergeant, note down Private
Grasgrun-three days on bread and water
for slovenly turn out on parade.
Sergeant - Beg pardon, captain hat
won't make the slightest difference to him
he's vegetarian:
Captain-What? Then put him for three
days on meat and soup!-Chatter