The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-11-16

ing ia weight Win he ever be as heavy
as Captain Newton9
Manager Appel, Of Kcssler's Hall.
says that the season of masked balls
will soon be in full swing.
President Pattberg OF the Arions is
extremely popular with the young
element of the club.
What perplexes the residents of tile
Fourth district is thar, although they
started the new school question, there
is no school in the Fourth district,
while the Firth and Sixth districts
will each soon have magnificent
school building. Is it because they
scotched that real estate enterprise q
little while ago and embittered Ping
stem
Charley Esterbrook, the popular
Berkleyire, is not mentioned for the
Police Justiceship of the Second dis
trict
One Of the most public spirited citi-
zens of the Fourth district is Richard
Aldersley. He is foremost in all
movements looking to the improve
nent OF property in the Fourth dis
trict.
II Tom Noonan gets the Second
district Civil Court Judgeship, Joe
Smith will probably be his clerk.
AROUND THE COURTS.
Henry Hanly is positive that DR..
Pyle showed very bad taste in culti-
waiting such bad memory that he
cannot remember to have been init
mate with pretty Annie Jones. Henry
says if he had been the doctor he
could not have forgotten her. Henry
has met her daily in his capacity as
keeper in the Jail and Henry admires
Annie.
Max Salinger Is now deeply engaged
In geological researches and hard
study. His particular attention is be-
ing devoted to rodents and he seri-
ously conte1nplates asking "0ld Rats
to become subject for experiment
Yves Welsh has a new necktie. This
would not be remarkable event in
the ordinary mans life, but it is in
that OF Wes'. 1t is his first new store
bought tie since he went to a fun eral
and that was eight years ago.
When the great demonstration in
honor OF the Irish members OF Parlia-
ment had passed by the Court House
Wednesday night two boys were OBJ
served trying to make goat follow.
Biliywas obstreperOus and refused and
the harder the boys rugged at the
halter the more Billy resisted their
efforts. Among the crowd on the
Court House steps were old Larry
Sutton and the Court House mean
man. Hi will yes LUX a that now
said Larry, 'sphat the diviI bees Thin
byes thriving ter bees doin?" Don't
4 you known asked the mean man.
Snre, vi don't" responded Larry.
Why, you see old Rats-old Rats
| Cleveland, he has been for two years
trying to become an Irishman and to-
night he will be initiated and ride the
| goat. You see he wants to run for
Mayor again and thinks he can swell
the heads of the Irish. The goat
knows old Rats and objects; now you
know
Joe Locke has been missed from
4 the Court House ever since election.
There is a rulnor going the rounds
that Joe Is now out OF politics for
ever, and that he is practicing the
I Salvation Army march with O view of
joining that order.
Deputy Warden Vollers of the
Penitentiary, drove past every saloon
between Snake Hill and the Free
holders office without making a stop
one day last week. Great Julius
Cesarl
Joe Smith is not troubled with a
swelled head by any means. He is
simply suffering from a preponder-
ance of enlargement Of the Uranium.
4 Yet this will not prevent Joe from
making his mark in the world-if he
slips on the ice pond
John p. Noonan said Wednesday
night that he regretted he had not
remained in Ireland and become a
! Member of Parliament. Never mind,
John, when YOU lose your present job
try and get on the police force. One
policeman can get five girls to every
one Member of Parliament can cap
ture.
ON BERGEN'S CREST.
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