The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-12-19
PUNGaNT PARAGRAPHS.


You 40 MT always get returns from
your WISDOM put you always get big re-
turns from POUR follieS Atchison
Globe.
1t Is all ht for girl to look into
the future, 1t is not becoming for
ner TO LOOK ward - Yonkers States
man.
1t Is not til you have walked into
pudule ina you can see the different
paths that uld have led you safely
around it.
Still You : Won't Take WARMING
Before mar hge - why so pensive,
dearest? pr marriage - "Why so
expensive, M Jones?"
Rose de ascus-''Once and for all,
l must be in with you" Maud
81 Agedore- Yes, I know you must;
you could no change your looks if you
wanted to- Joseph News.
Miss Str kuope has some vary rare
flowers IN conservatory. That is
her hoooyF HIM! Any one could tell
that she was haughtyculturist from
her manner Boston Traveller.
"A Temple bf e.-"How IL
1t he can't &c bis life insured?" Hes
poet in the bring. a gentleman jockey
in the SUNNI football player in the
fall and a tobppanist in the winter.-
n. Y. Tribu
-FashionIpf 1890. -Teacher-''Cor-
rect. Womsl in the feminine gender.
the aOW O.,o ~ ,,onro
woman ia sspeble attire. What
geasrspks Bright Boy-"Mas-
culine. "-GooS News.
-She-"Every woman is more or less
of mind-reader." He-"Do you think
you could read mine?" She-"rd rather
not. Mamma is little particular as to
the character of my reading. Indian
apolis Journal.
IL was so gratifled, Miss Jones'"
said the young playwright, ''to see that
my work moved you to tears last night"
YES, Mr.. Bronson" said the young
woman, with sigh; II was 80 sorry for
you. "-Harper's Bazaar,
-Temperate-"Psha Talk about
you swearing off! / don't believe you
could do it to save your life!" Fuller
as that so? That's all you know about
it! swore off five times last week.
Boston Traveller.
johnson -"Does your amateur dra-
matte company seem to be developing
any histrionic talent?" Thompson
80, yes. The leading lady, her under.
study and one of the soubrettes have
applied for divorces already. INDIAN
apolis Journal.
Assurance Doubly Sure. -He-"You
remember you said last night that you
would be sister to me all my life?"
Shelves, l did" He-"Well, l pro-
posed to your sister Kate this afternoon,
and judging by what she said. rather
think you will. "-Somerville Journal.
Gifted. so your son won't work, 9"
said one Congressman to another. NO"
was the reply. i've tried to persuade
him to employ himself at something,
but he won't do it" MAY be he is
what they call gifted. 81 should say
he was. I've given him every thing no
has, and more too. "-Washington Post.
Art vs. Nature 10, what is that,
dear mother?' THAT is a rose, my
child.I But what, dear mother, is
that next 10 the rose?" "A sunfower,
darling" but, oh, what is that grow
ing next to the sunfower?" That is a
pond lily" But, oh, dear mother, they
are growing out of the same vine?"
That is the way they grow, my child,
on lambrequins. Upholsterer.
His Mother-"Waldo, why are you
80 extraordinarily studious lately?"
Waldo Beaconwealth (of Boston, aged
two and half years)-'I have noticed
that recently vacated college presi
denotes have been filled by comparative
ly re'y young men, and in view Of some
immediate vacancies Of the same ma
ture, have deemed it prudent to be as
thoroughly prepared as possible. -
Harper's Bazaar.