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The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

tons. A proper medicine, like DIR. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription, directed to the cause
would have entirely removed the disease,
thereby dispelling all those distressing symp-
toms. and institutinS comfort instead Of pro-
longed misery.
It's the only medicine for tho peculiar
weaknesses, irregularities and painful de-
rangements incident To women, sold by
druggists, under a positive guarantee that
it will give satisfaction in sreyy case, or
price lsl.OO) paid for it will be promptly
refunded. y.
For a Book Of 100 pages, on Woman Her
Diseases n their Self cure, (seaied in ptdin
enreiOpe,) sen ten cents, in stamps, tn
WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AsSoCIA-
TION, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER.

The following letter is said to have
been recently sent by a distinguished
artist in the north Of Scotland to u
friend of his in Dundee:
DEAR T.: A curious fellow turned up
here the other day. with never IA copper or
| pouch 10 hold such an article. He wasn't
even in rags. but he was literally without
a rag to cover himself.
He either could not or would not give his
name. and reason he would not. but kicked
up a bonnie 'How-d'ye-do.' until. for peace
a We had to provide him with some
clothes. With difficulty We got the fellow
clean. and put in a respectable condition,
then offered him something to eat: but he
got perfectly furious. and would take moth
ing but drink. l believe the 'sowl lives on
drink alone. He seems an old fellow. too.
for he is absolutely bald headed and per-
fsctly toothless. He gave Mrs. Y. a bonnie
fright. l can tell you: and indeed she took
Ia her bed over the matter. and DR.. z. has
been in attendance ever since. The doctor
has hopes If her eventually getting over
her nervous shock. but thinks hat we
should see thai the door be properly locked
in future, and thus prevent such another
unexpected visit. The impudent fellow has
taken up his quarters ever since his ap-
p%earance here, and so far as. l can see he i,
not likely to bulge for some time. l hope
You and your wife will come hither as soon
AS possible. and advise us what we should
do with the fellow. Yours sincerely. ETC..
The receiver of the letter, Mr.. T.,
was certainly puzzled at its contents,
and submitted it to a few friends for
their consideration.
The first one he submitted it to was
a public official in Dundee, who, after
reading it, said if he was the artist, he
would make short work of the intruder,
and at once hand him over either to the
fiscal or the parochial board.
Several others thought that the in
truder was either an escaped lunatic or
. friend on . spree; while q banker. as
also a lawyer, knowing that the artist
excelled in painting trout and their
species, came to the conclusion that,
whoever the intruder was, he must GER
taiuly he q queer fish.
Finally, the letter was submitted to
three married ladies. who Immediately
came to the conclusion that the gentle
men who attempted to interpret the let
ter were q lot of donkeys, and that the
strange intruder was nothing more nor
less than a baby boy, which the artists
lady had Just presented him with, which
theory turned out to be quite correct.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
mo BEGGARS OR PEDDLERS AZ
LOWED"


BY @. ". FOss.
mo beggars or peddlers allowed In here!'
II ! were Q rich man, and King Of the mart,
I wouldn't have that phrase on my dOorposts
appear,
To notify mer Of my hardness of heart.
II I were . rich man, . beggar would b
man. Of all others, my notice to court;
Tho ono wreck. to whom, in my sun-lighted sea,
To throw out my tOw-line. and d1g into port.
And the peddles, Id feel he and I were Q pair;
For how does a peddler differ from me?-
From me, with my warehouses towering In
air.
I'm . peddler myself slightly larger than he.
All merchants are peddlers, who carter and
strain,
Some with stores for thor goods. some with
goods on their backs;
All hucksters and hawkers, all crying for gain.
An differing only in size Of their packs.
II I were . big peddler. peddling my wares
From q two-acre storehouse, five stories high,
l wouldn't kick the small peddl@r over my
stairs.
For, perchance, he's as honest . peddler as I.
Yankee Blade.
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800 ReWarl--$1OO.

Tn readers OF this paper will be pleased Ia
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known TO the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being u constitu-
tiOnal disease, requires u constitutional treat
ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucus sur
faces of the system. thereby destroying til,
foundation of the diseas Sc, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in dOin. its work. The propFi-
etors have SO much faith in its curative powers
that they offer Cic Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testi-
monials. Address
F. j. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
AS-SOld by Druggists, 75c.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
H.lMLET LEFT OUT.

Zones, who is absent mindedness it.
self, entered shoe store the other day
and asked the attendant to measure his
son and heir for a pair of congress
CATERS.
But where is he, sir?" asks the
shopman.
why, drat the boy" exclaims Jones,
waking up and glancing around, If 1
haven't gone and left him to hum!"-
Judge.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

THERE is q social reaction in Washing
ton against wine and late hours. A few
high official families are believers in total
abstinence and will have nothing intoxicat-
ing in the house. 1t is the fashion this
winter, too, to foregO punch at the large
entertainments. Lemonade and mineral
waters are the only potations in many
cases.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
PATH NTS

Caveats and Trade Marks obtained, and all Pat
ent business conducted for MODERATE FEEA
OUR OFFICE Is OPPOSITE o. 8. PATENT
OFFICE We have no s~ub-agencies, all business
direct, hence We can transact patent business in
tess time and at LESS COST than those remote
from Warrington.
Send model. dsaving. or photo. with descrip.
ton. We advise II patentable or not, free Of
charge. Oar fee not due till patent is secured.
book, How to Obtain Patents" With refer.
enoes to SEXUAL clients in your state, county OF
town. sent free. Address
oDpo.is. P.s.es oAs.' tNE Vs. !ne.S & s. f9 I.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
Shaken Out u Gear,

By malarial disease. the human machinery AN
not hall perform its Office. Digestion. score
ton, evacuation are disordered, the blood be-
comes watery,, tho nerves feeble. the oounte-
uance CHASTITY, sleep disturbed, and appetite
carricious. Terrible is this disease. fell its con-
sequences. There Is. however, . known anti
dote to the miasmatic poison. and . certain
safeguard against it. In malarious regions Of
our South and West, in South America, Guate-
mala and on the Isthmus Of Panama. IS we'll IS
In transmarine countries where the scourge ex-
lists. this inimitable preventive and remedy,
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, has, during the last
thirty-ive years, been constantly widening the
area of its usefulness. and demonstrating its
sovereign value. Liver complaint. dyspepsia,
constipation. kidney trouble, rheumatism, and
debility are all remedied by 1t.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
Seal Skin Sacques, s1.OO Each!

This is a great offer. Just imagine the
army of ladies that will besiege the store
until the last sacque is gOne-if the bargain
is ever offered. But how much more won
derful an opportunity is that presented to
every suffering woman by the prODrietOrs Of
DIR. Pieree's Favorite Prescription. This
remedy is q guaranteed cure for all those
distressing ailments peculiar to the weaker
sex. 1t is guaranteed that il it does not
effect q cure money will be refunded. 1t is
carefully compounded by an experienced
and skillful physician. and adapted to
woman's delicate organization. 1t is purely
vegetable in its composition and perfectly
harmless in its effects in any condition Of
the system. and is sold under a positire
guarantee OF satisfaction in -ery case. or
money paid for it refunded.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
The Ladies Delighted.

The pleasant effect M the perfect safety
with which ladies may use the liquid fruit
laxative. Syrup OF Figs. under all conditions
make it their favorite remedy. 1t is pleas
ing to the eye n TO the taste. gentle. yet
effectual in acting on The kidneys. liver and
bOWela.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

ATLANTIC AVENUE in BROOKLYN has o
surface railroad on n portion Of it, and q
great battle is raging as TO the extension
of this line. a large party wishing under
ground and another elevated railroads.
The surface road is famous for the mas
sacres which it annually perpetrates.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

IT is said that France contemplates an
expedition against Dahomey because GER
tain negroes under his p~rotectorate in the
village Of DangbO have been massacred.
The idea would be to wipe out the Zero
cious inhabitants Of DahOmey and take
possession of the territory.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
CHEAP. ONLY $l5.

Woven wire and slatp, cut Willows. split boards
or anything of the SORT. ueed; after posts are eet,
fence can be made and stretched on the ground,
in the winter, by . boy or ordinary farm hand.
IL TO 20 rods . day, and can work il over any
ground. The man who has one OF thee ms
chimes can build q fence that il more durable and
safe than any other, and make il at lees cuet.
The machine and q eample Of its work can be
seen in the city on 18th street at Ernst 4 Schwars
hardware store. Willsell mchinee, or territory,
or contract to put up fences.
fmaytf il NATHEWSON.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

The British government is transporting
young trees by the wholesale from Scot
land to the Isle of Map, where Greeba
Mountain is being thickly planted with
them as an experiment with practical for
estry on a large scale.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

The woman that is always CO 1plain-
ing is a fool; the woman who is always
boasting is q bundle OF affectation; but
the woman who commits no folly In
word OF aetiun 70 70 ~ avoided.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

WILLIAM HOLLAND, q German farm
hand, working on Mr.. Fox's place, o mile
from Finley station. Cumberland county.
N. j., has been troubled with q dull pain
in his left ear. Picking at it on Sunday
he was suddenly relieved Of the pain by
taking from the ear a small black bug
about the size of a pin head. For one
year this bug was lodged in the ear and
gave him much trouble.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

When Baby was sick. We Ea7e her Gas. oris.
When she was Child. she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss. she chung to Castoris.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

A CYNICAL man says: IF You want
to keep q friend never do business with
him. If he takes advantage of you you
will hate him. If you discover that You
have missed IN opportunity to trick him
you will hate Yourself"
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

THE damage by the recent storms in
California was SO great that it will be q
month before through troins can n be-
tween San Francisco and Portland.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

Il have beer occasionally troubled with
Coughs. and in each case have Used
Browns BRONCHIAL TEOCHEs. which have
never failed. and l must say they arc second
to noEe in the world. "-FetiI 4. May, Cash.
Ter, st. Paul, Ninn.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

PENNY wise and pound foolish" are those
who think it economy to use cheap soda
and rosin soaps. instead Of the good Ole
Dobbins' Electric Soap; for sale by all gro
GERS. Try it. Be sure, buy genuine.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain. grass and stock
country in the world. Full information free.
Address the Oregon immigration Board, Port
land, Oregon.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
That Tired Feeling

Has never been more prevalent Or more prostratins
than now. The winter has been mild and unhealth-
full. influenza epidemic and fevers have visited
nearly all our homes. leaving about everybody in a
weak. tired-out, languid condition. The usefulness
Of Hoods Sarsaparina is thus made greater than
ever. for it is absolutely unequaled as buildinG-up.
STRENGTHENING medicine. Try it and you will realize
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

WHILE the true American does not
believe in . king, he will bet his Lest
soat On four Of them
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

The present season has been Q remark
ably good one for southern cotton growers,
and they are much better off than they
have been ut any time since the war.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

SQUIRE MASSEY BEARLEY, who lives
at Aberdeen. Ky, has tied the marriage
knot for 4,O76 runaway couples in nine
teen years. His fees have ranged from
Thank We" to $50.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

IN o field neal Circleville, O., contain
ing 200 shocks of corn, over 1000 mice
and SO hawks we're killed last week. Done
to satisfy a bet.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

A CHICAGO druggist rctailed over 100. OW
"IansiIs Punch" &c. Cigars in four months.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

The bes: cough medicine is fiso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

For Constipation or Sick Headache. use
DIR. Pierce's Pellets: Purely Vegetable. One
n dose.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
Hoods ~Sarsaparina

Hoods Sarsaparilla has renewed my grip. am
IS years Of age and was all run DOWN and discour-
aged. l have taken Hoods Sarsaparilla and on
looking myself over find that l am much better. in
fact quite . chap, Of course the medicine will not
discount my years. but it comes nearer to it than
anything else." CHARLES B. LONG. Shrewsbury,
Mass,
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
WHAT THE TOWN WANTED.

CTiNn-SO yu think Of hCatng here
PhyScan-YeS I thought some of prucheIng among you -
Ctsn-Se hee, yOung mar, there is O good opening here for a man as under.
stances his biz, but we don't wan 10 pruchGinG, or experimenting dO6oringsW hat
Ue rant go
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

The marked bene 1t which people in run down OF
weakened state of health derive from Hoods Sarsa-
parilla conclusively proves the claim that this
medicine makes the weak strong" II does not act
like . stlmulant. impartnR fictitious strength from
which there must follow . reaction Of greater weak
ness than before. but possessing just those ele-
ments which the system needs and readily
Goizas
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05

Builds up in a perfectly natural way. all the weak
ened parts, acts upon the blood as q purifier and
v~italizer. and assists TO healthy action those impor-
tant organs, the kidneys and liver.
MY daughter received much benefit from the use
of Hoods Sarsaparilla as an excellent tonic after q
protracted attack Of bronchial pneumonia" Rev
e u ApaNa Na~ Havfford ConD
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
That
Tired Feeling

.Jtske Hoods Sarsaparills. and find it the best
medicine for the blood ! ever tried. Large auanti-
ties of it are sold in this vicinity. As a blood medi-
cine and spring tonic, it stands ahead of all Others"
H.. n. PHILLIPS. Editor SentinelAdvertiser, Hope
H.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
Hoods SarsapariNa
400 Doses One Dollar

Sold by al druggists. 81: six for 8. Prepared onl
BY C.. I. GOD K co. Lowell. Mass.
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
That
Tired Feeling

Last spring I was completely tagged out. Ny
strength left me and l felt sick aud miserable all the
time. 50 that could hardly attend to my business.
Itook one bottle Of Hoods Sarsaparilla and IL cured
me. There is nothing like it." n. c. BEGoLE, Editor
Enterprise. Belleyille, Mich,
The Columbus journal., 1890-03-05
PUMPS REPAIRED ON SHORT
NOTICE.

Olive St., nearly opposite Post-omcs.
Giuna66-y
Los Angeles herald. [volume] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1890-1893, 1890-08-26
COURT NOTES.
A Few More Men Who Would Not
Answer Questions Fined.

Judge Cheney yesterday overruled the
demurrer against the information charg-
ing j. F. Bedwell with obtaining prop
erty by false pretenses. Bedwell pleaded
not guilty and his case was placed on
the trial calendar.
F. Worthington was on trial yesterday
afternoon in department one on the
charge of having assaulted w. w. Nc
Art with knife, the blade of which
was three and one-half inches long, in
this city on June 23d. His case will be
concluded today.
Inc Suit of ]. S. Keeling vs.. the Madre
Lana and Water company was yesterday
transferred from the superior court Of
tnls county to the United States circuit
court, as it involves federal question.
Inc Suit was brought for the condemna-
ZION OF some land to build an irrigating
canal near the Rio del Llano.
M. L.. Graft was yesterday, on motion
Oh Geo: j. Denis, ESQ, and presentation
OF his license from the supreme court,
admitted to practice in the federal
courts
George R. Hinde, Walter L. Thales
and VIM. Weiderhold, three OF the mem
bers of the vegetarian colony at Fuller
ton, who had refused to answer the
questions of the census enumeration,
pleaded guilty yesterday in the U. S.
district court. Judge Ross fined each
one $50. The fines were paid.
Charles Jones of San, Diego who par
TALLY DEAF and had come from the noun
tains, did not know the difference be-
tween a census enumeration and poll
tax collector. He pleaded guilty before
Judge Ross of having refused to tell all
he knew about himself to the enumera-
tor, and the court taking into considera-
ton his deafness and his ignorance fined
him only one dollar.
Chung Lem, Chinaman without
queue, was examined by Judge Shaw
for lunacy yesterday. He was picked
up on Alameda street last week by Of
ficer Hawley, while acting in an erratic
manner. The medical examiners did
not consider him insane and the court
ordered him DISCHARGED.
Los Angeles herald. [volume] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1890-1893, 1890-08-26
is THE Lutte RIFTED?
Rumors of Ill Feeling Between Prom
inent Markham Men.

There appears to be a rift in the Mark
ham lutte. The absence of Judge Fitz-
gerald, Judge Carpenter and Henry
Gage, from the reception to the Republi-
can gubernatorial nominee given on
Saturday evening, was widely COM
mented on yesterday. One Republican
said to HERALD man, cts -
shame the way that Fitzgerald was
snubbed on the Markham reception bus
mess. He was never put on the COM
mittee of reception, and was apparently
purposely sighted. Where was Gage?
Where was Carpenter? Not at the
pavilion. Why, Fitzgerald nomi-
mated Markham and made him
a state reputation in great
speech" Much talk to the same
effect was heard from friends of the
gentleman named. Colonel H. G. Otis,
editor of the Times, said to the reporter
who was investigating the matter, that
there was nothing in the story; that
Judge Carpenter was away on business
on Saturday night, that Judge Fitz-
gerald was sick in bed, and that Mr..
Gage was called away into the country
ON important business. Colonel Otis
was sure there was no foundation for
any stories of ill feeling ON account of
Sights, for there were none.
Still the story seemed to be believed
by many. The reporter tried to find one
of the gentlemen mentioned, but was
unsuccessful.
Los Angeles herald. [volume] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1890-1893, 1890-08-26

letter addressed from Covina through
the mail to George Bentley on the 18th.
The writing is evidently disguised. 1t
reads as follows
Auza Valley.
Bently
Acknowledge the tar or we will.
per order of Captain
of Auza vigilantes.
H. H. Huber testified that Bentley
reached his house at 10 p. m. the 9th
instant. He had white shirt over his
head with the front towards his back,
his hands were tied behind him and his
body was covered with tar and feathers !;
most of it was on his back, and there
were six feathers on the top of his head.
1t took about fifteen minutes to scrub
the stuff off.
Ernest Wells had heard several people
pass by on horseback on the night of
the outrage. They were going south.
One of them was on whitish horse.
Bentley called later. He was covered
with tar and feathers and it took an
hour to clean him. The next morning
the witness went over the ground where
he found the gloves exhibited
in court. 1t was discovered
GudU tllcy bClOIlScu W IldTNcy AulOu.
On the following Monday Anon confess
ed to witness that they were his proper
ty. On the same evening Anon and his
father came to witness house. The old
man was very angry. He wanted to
know if witness was trying to connect
his son with the tar and feather episode.
1t was dark, but not so that person
standing three feet away could not be
recognized.
Deputy Sheriff John Malone testified
to receiving the gloves from Messrs.
Bentley and Wells and turning them
over to Constable Clement.
Ernest Bradley, little boy of Glen
dora, was out camping with Will Ham
lin in the San Gabriel canon, about two
weeks ago. Will said: swell, we work
ed the trick" In answer to a
question by the prosecution the
boy claimed that he did
not remember having said in camp that
Will Hamlin had told him that they had
tarred and feathered Mr.. Bentley. He
had said nothing-the others said it.
He just listened. He asked his papa
what he should say, and he told him to
say all he had heard.
A couple more witnesses were next
heard, but their testimony was of very
unimportant character. The examina-
ton will be. resumed this morning.
Los Angeles herald. [volume] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1890-1893, 1890-08-26
A POSSIBILITY
That the Military Headquarters May
Remain Here.

The young ladies of the city, as we'll
as the public generally, will be glad to
learn that the military headquarters of
the department of Arizona will possibly
remain in this city. The order was re-
ceived here last week from Washington,
directing that all business of the depart
ment be closed by August 31st, and pre-
parations made for the removal to Santa
Fe. On Saturday morning. however,
a Geographic order was received, stating
that by direction of the president moth
ing further need be done in the matter,
until further orders. This is taken to
mean that the president is investigating
the protests made by people of this city
against the removal. If any additional
pressure can be brought to BEAR it
should now be applied. There was a
wide spread feeling among those who
discussed the matter yesterday, that
General Grierson ought to be asked to
lend his aid towards keeping the head
quarters here. 1t is believed that if he
were asked he would take an active
interest in the question.
Los Angeles herald. [volume] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1890-1893, 1890-08-26
BOARD OF SUPERVISORS.
The County Clerk Appointed Several
Registry Clerks.

The County Clerk Appointed Several
Registry Clerks.
The request of the chamber of COM
merce asking the board to appoint two
delegates to the worlds fair convention
to be held at San Francisco, September
18th, was granted yesterday. G.. M.
Heintz and g. H. Bonebrake received
the appointment. The county clerk re-
ported the appointment of G. A. Hamil
ton and 7. w. Tyler as additional regis
tration clerks in the office at 500 per
month. For work on the great register
at a monthly salary of $75 per month he
had also appointed L. L. Dennick, J. U.
Mason, J. G. Barren, G. H. Clark, Frank
Stedman, Jas. A. Thomas, J. T. Best,
and AL. Cobler. The appointments were
confirmed.
In answer to the communication of
the city clerk of Pasadena, asking for
the division of that city into six voting
precincts, the clerk was ordered to in
form him that the request came too
late, as the copy for boundaries is al
ready in the hands of the printer.
1t was ordered that if a deed for the
new Cahuenga Pass and the Santa
Monica road be not forthcoming to-
morrow, the old road is to be reopened.