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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Decidedly the hendsomest daily paper
that has yet crnamented the MORNING
NEWS exchange table is the souvenir edi-
tion of the Memphis Appeal Aratanclae,
which commentaries the fiftieth aniver-
sary OF the foundation Of the paper. Fault
lessly printed, handsomely illustrated
and bound in beautiful litho-
graphed cover it is also rich in the remi-
niscent historical interest Of its literary
contents. and does great credit to the enter
prise of its publishers. Such a publication
is quito worthy OF much larger city than
Memphis
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22
Parnen,s Heredit.rr Peculiarities.

PsrneiPs Hereditary Peculierities.
Quasi-friendly politicians undertake TO
account for Mr.. Parnel's extraordinary
conduct upon the hypothesis that he is
slightly denentcd. This theory they IN
dertake to establish by citing the hereditary
eccsntTicity of his family for several gener-
ations, which they evidently regard as
the manifestation of mild form of insanity.
In this belief they certainly have the pre-
ponderauce of probability on their side.
Among other things the very eccentric
behavior of Parnelrs three sisters is re-
called by reminiscent writer, who says
that they, as well as their mother. were
very enthusiastic spiritualIsts, and taeir
escapades at frequent intervals very
greatly astonished the staid residents of
Bordeutown, n. j., where toe family LIVED
at the time Sometimes tho daughters
would appear on their grounds a. midnight
clad only in the raiment of the bei-chan-
Der, and fire pistols at invisible objects
supposed 70 be their refractory and
seditious spooks, that were to be brought
into subsection. Beside their manners
and dress are said TO have been positively
grotesque. One of the pecuiarities Of Par
nelrs grandmother was TO never recognize a
neighbOr except in her own house. Nor
would she walk on the sidewalk nor visit a
neighbor. Therefore she could not nave
gossiped much, which seems to be prima
facie evidence Of dementia. No woman in
her right mind would be likely to forego so
dear a delight as that
Moreover it is said that among the many
more or less illuStrious ancestors OF Parnell
was one DR.. Parnell. a poet who greatly
admired and shared Dean Swift's peculiar
Interpretations of morality. which are
thought to have bsen transmitted from that
remote source to the present head of the
family. Such transmissions of family
traits and characteristics have been recog-
nized by eminent philologists, and it may
be true in this instance. But ii seems rather
improbable. Nevertheless it constitutes a
very interesting subject of study for the
curious. Possibly Irish patriots might find
it an entertaining way of Willing away the
tedium OF monotonous waiting TO see who
who will come out on top at the raging
battle of Kilkenny.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

What difference there is between the
failure Of the Hon. VIM. A. Wsllace's bank
at Clarified aud that OF Delamater at
1eadeyiiie, Pa. Though embarrassed by
tie prevalent financial stress the clearlisld
bang has assets largely ia excess Of its liza.
biiiiieG Wallace viii pay dollar Tor dollar
There Is nothing shady aud questionable
about such failure as that. Though un-
fortunate ia square. Wallace H. demo
eraL frieads VI tas ek-Da.ts5 states ssna
~ will he gfatiiie3 ~ learn tha, bis
ssslgpses estimate that bic ASSETS will b.
spnielspt " hgpigase Oh ~ Bis liabilities
tires Hines Oysr.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Throwing lime in Mr.. ParnelIs eyes at
Kilkenny was a barbarous outrage. Such
violence is inexcussble upon any grounds
whatever. Even upon the Denny brook fair
grounds. Nothing Is 20 he gained by such
oBiIawry. However disrepntable a man
might b. considered, that sort OF treatment
could only tend 10 turn the tide Of public
sympathy in bis favor Whatsyer srgu'
nasDts his oppoaopts have 20 ne against
him YET them bring forth. That is Iegits-
mate warfare. Bpt pbys.csi yioience Only
recoile upon those who are rash enough %
employ H. Despite fiae striking force " tbe
eaaislas Il can can Doyer ceDYinee tue
nnletEere4 reasop.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22
INDEX 70 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

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SPECIAL NoT1cEs-Heidt's Christmas Drive at
Saturdays Cut Prices; Fresh Killed Turkeys at
L. Putzel's; Stuffed Prunes. Etc, at Reily's.
AUCTION SALEs-Christmas Presents, Etc, by
C. H. Dorset; Sundries, Fancy Goods. by j j.
Cppenheim.
Most WORTHY Books FOR PURCHASE OR GIFT
Q. Ditson & Co.
GAS FIXTURES AND GLoBEs-L. A. Mccarthy.
HOLIDAY GIFT FOR YoU--Engel & Roths-
child.
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERrIsEMENTs-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Bale; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22
OUR NEW YORk OFFICE.

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Of the MORNING NEWS. Office % Park Row.
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hna win be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Beside 1850 passengers, 1905 sacks of
mail OF more or less value. and large mis-
cellaneous cargo, the steamship Majestic
brought over to New York yesterday
s2,625, 900 in gold. Such ship should GER
tainly be Majestic, if any vessel may SO
appear. Freighted with SO much treasure,
she undeniably contained all the elements
of marine majesty.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22
Comfort for the Editor.
NEon the ChLcaao Nelns Nnd.

Our rurnl fri0nd. the Tater-O ran, proudly
snpolAcra mat IL has received box Of apples
ana pears from az ad hiring subscriber. That's
good. Christmas IL coming and stockings must
~ fillsd. Garden iruck and siehH is bstter
Than no pay AZ all fr014 Geinquenls and app,es
and pea - must Be a refreshing break Ia the
n0noiony " aauaahee and tnrnIps
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Pittsburg iron puddlers say that they can
get gas for fuel SO cheap that they can pud-
die pig at very small cost. Pig puddles
don't generally come very high. Some pigs
in this part of the country puddle them
selves absolutely without cost.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22
Conviction OF the Paris Culprits.

Knowing well that he could not escape the
guiilotlne Stranger Eyraud's frantic
efforts to carry Gabrielle Bompard along
with him were of the most inadvertently vim
dictive character So palpably malicious was
his evidence and alleged confession that it
naturally tended to prejudice the court and
jury in favor of Mile. Bompard, and espe-
cially against any statement of Eyraud.
Very clearly the sympathy of all Paris,
and especially the grande danes of the
Boulevarde st. Germaine. is still strongly
in favor of Mile. Bompard. Evidence
to show that she was under the
hypnotic control of the stranger at
the time he committed the crime
was very strong. Sill he persistently
tried to shift the blame of its conception
upon her. To this end no tried to show that
she helped him to put the body in a sack.
But when physician testified that it was
put In head first the prisoner involuntarily
shouted: THAT could not be! While the
body remained suspended let it slide into
the sack feet foremost" Thus he admitted
that he had no help in the operation. Paris
was wildly excited over the extraordinary
case. In fact. the outcome was watched for
with great interest throughout the civilized
world,
Now that the trial tribunal has finally
convicted with Eyraud) La Belle Gabrt-
e0e, as the emotional French people
call the beautiful culprit, there is no doubt
but what all Paris will wildly reprobate the
verdict. Nevertheless it was but the ra-
tional conclusion OF the legal evidence, with
all possible occult inf1pances eliminated
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

When woman has reached the mature
age of 81 years she ought to know better
than to place kerosene lamp on the stove
70 ill it. Yet it appears that Mrs Fedora
Dembler of Batavia. N. Y, had not learned
that important lesson up to Thursday night
last. She is now supposed to have TRANSMIT
grated 10 heaven, and will not do 50 any
more
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Natural gas is said to be growing so
scarce in Pittsburg as to somewhat retard
furnace work. Pittsburg should move a
little nearer to Washington, where the sup
ply is simply inexhaustible.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Chicago has four divorce courts. to say
nothing of all the homemade counting
that's done around promiscuous like. But
all of this amateur counting generally has
to be polished off in the divorce courts.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22
signo- Bulls Assortment OF Reflects.

From the Boston Herald tInd.L
IL IL quite possible, as Delegate Game says.
that Mormonlsm is not at the bottom of the Ii.
dian troubles Nevertheless. we observe that
sitting Bull left large number OF weeping
widows
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Between professional promoter" and
the publisher of vampire financial"
paper the public could have but little pref
erence as to which should get the better Of
legal fight. They are about equally dis
honest. Whichever one may be exposed or
punished the public Is to that extent bene-
fitted. So it is highly desirable that both
should be fully exposed and punished. Two
such men at odds may generally be relied
upon to thoroughly blacken each other.
They know how to do it. Hence it is some
what surprising that SO sharp an adven-
, turer as Harry Marks OF the London FL
ndncidt Ne1oS should have sued Promoter
Butterfield for libel, only to have all the
charges proven against him. With so
shady record as he had he should have
had sense enough to keep silent. But it
was always part of his nature to bluff
hard. This time he was promptly called
down and had to foot the expense of his
folly. Justice scores one.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Bellevue hospital in New York city now
has big COB of the Koch lymph in working
order. Six mon and three women were
inoculated Saturday. They say they feel
better.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Faster Succi after successfully COM
pleting his forty-fve-days fast Saturday
night is now probably bulging with prov
ender,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

In these days of athletic debate when
congressman raises point of order that is
a good time for every active member to
dodge.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Somebody ought to inject little lymph
into the treasury surplus. It's growing
tpowerfui waken
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22
CURRENT COMMENT.
Oysters Refuse TO Answer.

From the Baltimore american (lsepl
Again we ask, is the oyster culling law being
enforced? Many people say that it is not,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Leadsr Mccarthy insists upon crowding
the IRISH cause into his pocket and leaving
Parnell to "Whistle and Wait for Katle.n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22
Loves Language.

Her lips have never yet betrayed
Her heart TO me, but OF
What care tho she never tell
What / already know!
What care l, tho In common speech
Her love she ne'er confess.
When even ner very voice doth come
To me rs a caressi
What matter words, when but to take
Her hand In mine doth start.
Strange little thrflls--each one to me
A message from her hearth
What need havs I Of words perdy,
Who read as In n book,
Love writ In ev'ry tender line.
Ia eV'ry timid lock-
In vain with silence doth she seal
Her lips. 10. hope doth rise
Above them, and. bat nos, | swear,
she Kissed me with her eyes
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Rain-in-the-Face. He's got three hyphens
in his name.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Chapter ! Weak, tirsd, 10 appetite.
Chapter z. Took Hoods SArsaparilla.
chaptsF 81 Strong, cheerful, hungry.
fdU.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22
THE KEENEsr EXPECTATION SURPASSED

TIE KEENEST EXPECTATION SURPASSED.
MURPHYsBoRo, JACKSON Co., ILL, Nov. 49,
So writes Rev K. Schauerte of above place:
had heard of the wonderful cures of Pastor koe-
nig's Nerve Tonic while was student, and dur
ing my professional callingI had opportunity to
convince myself of the reliability OF the Remedy,
and my keenest expectations were surpassed az
girl Il years of age was cured from the epilepsy
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Our Pamphlet for sufferers Of nervous
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and poor patients can also obtain this med
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This remedy has been prepared by the Re-
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

From the Louisville Corrier-JoUyndl DEM.
Assistant Secretary Bussey, in standing by
tbs man who fought on both sides during the
war, has done much toward modifying sectional
aniInositles
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

u ls rule Cor christnas 90 coma only onoe a
yeaf los u is gooe rus 20 70 buy. -fhifadei.
gJhfa Times.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-22

Wdll5II L9-UpIOy IHoHU " aIIUeui TUT 1EoIIVi TUT
Bale; Personal; Miscellaneous.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-03-20
GRAINS OF GOLD.

The secret Of thrift is knowledge
Kingsley.
Method will teach you to win time
fGethe.
Time is the old justice that examines
Al offenders.
An ounce of mother is worth pound
Of clergy.
Cemency is kingdoms best pre-
server.-[ Marcus Aurelius.
The path of duty leads to the castle Of
hAppiness-[Anon.
Life should be measured by deeds, not
words.-[Sheridan.
One trick needs great many more to
mako it good--lTiliotson.
If you do not hear reason, she viii rap
your ucklea.-[Franklin.
Good and bad men are each less SO
than they SCENTS I. Coleridge.
The only disadvantage of an honest
heart is credulity.-ISir Philip Sidney.
Some run headlong into danger be-
cause they have not courage to wait
for it
Fortunes are made by taking oppor-
tunities character is made by making
them.
The way not to have any more rascals
b not to grow any more rascals.-lDr.
Hnnand
Tears bring forth the richness of our
natures, as the rain sweetens the smell
ing briar.
When we trade with virtue we do but
buy pleasure with the expense of time.
][Feltham.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-03-20
Short Names.

Not long ago man went into Frenck
village to register, as is required by tins
French law, the name of his newly borr
child. Whats the name?" the clerk
asked him.
sRose B."
@How do you spell it,"
3D."
@What? Is it Bee, OF Bey, or Seai
You must have some other letters to ge
with your B.
mot at all, sir. The name is just 3,
no more.
The clerk was puzzled. 1t seemed to
him quite ridiculous to inscribe a person
by the name of B. The man insisted,
however. that there was no other letter
with it, and never had been. He referred
the clerk to other records containing the
family name. and it was found t be the
case that the family had always gone BY
the name of B.
The B family name is, perhaps, the
shortest family name in the werld-ex,
cepting, no doubt, the family, which Is
. pretty large one!
There is in Northern France, moreover,
. village which has an exceedingly short
name It is the little commune Of Y,
in the department of the Somms,
whose 200 inhabitants are never called
upon to lose much time in the dating II
their letters, and who probably could net
be induced to exchange the name Of their
town for Constantinople, or Copenhay gen,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-03-20
xrIfalous MATTERS.

Spurgeon has preached 400 Of his
sermons since 1855.
The Moravians have projected mis-
sion on the Victoria Nyanza
The Presbyterian church received
from other denominations last year los
ministers, and dismissed to other denom-
nations only thirty-three.
General Lew Wallace has been strong
ly urged of late to assist in the mission
airy enterprise of publishing in Syria an
Arabian translation of his story, Ben
Hur.
The Rev. Edward Abbott, who has
been elected missionary bishop to Japan,
is said to be the original Rollo of the
@Rollo Books" written by his father,
Jacob Abbott.
Prof. Swing has very swingy style OF
delivery. He says: MY words fell over
themselves, and I often got ahead too
rapidly. cured myself of this by put
ting up signboards in my manuscript,
such as @Slow Up Here, in large let
tiers.
The African Methodist church, with.
out single white member, has mem
bership of 46O, 1000. It has $4,000 places
of worship, 10000 ministers, Is, 900 Sun
day schools, has missions in the West
Indies. Mexico, and Africa, and reports
contributions of more than $4,000, 900
annually for church work.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-03-20
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

@What is your idea of a gentleman,
Yellowly?" "A true gentleman always
laughs at the joke of a story and never
says that he heard it before -[Boston
Courier.
If there be one thing upon this earth
that mankind love and admire better
than another, it is brave man-it is q
man who dares to look the devil in the
face and tell him he is a devil.-(Gar-
field
An Independent is a man who leaves
the other party to join our party. A
renegade is man who leaves our party
to join the other. An offensive partisan
Is man who belongs to the other party
and sticks to it
Tit for Tat-Mr. Younger (meeting
Miss Winters on the street)-Why, how
do you do? Miss Winters with cold
stareeYou have evidently made mis-
take. sir. Mr.. Younger-I beg . thou
sand pardons-I mistook you for your
motheE1[Epoch.
On the Maks-Ehie's Brother-Do You
love my sister EfRe? EAies Steady Com
pany-Why, Willie. that Is . queer ques-
don. Why do you want to know9
E6ies Brother-She said last night that
she would give dollar to know, and I'd
Ike to scoop il in7Puck
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-03-20
SCHOOL AND COLLEGE NEWS.

Northwestern University, Evanston,
Ill, has 1892 students
Boston is calling for nine new school
houses to meet the pressing needs of the
city.
New York last year spent ST., O0O. 900
on her public schools, which contained
1908, 667 pupils.
The experiment of self-government in
place of the self-reporting system at
Vassar, is found to work admirably.
An effort is being made at Johns Hop
kins University to revive the old House
of Commons, founded several years ago
by DR.. Woodrow Wilson.
There are now eighty-seven professors
in different colleges who were students
under DIR. Jamas McCosh, the venerable
ex-president of Princeton College.
A school board of Albany has con-
tracted with a liveryman to furnish con-
veyances to carry children living in the
outskirts to the nearest school
Professor Shumway has organized at
Rutgers class in colloquial Latin, the
object of which is to make study of the
Latin literature in the language itself.
The girls in India display their superb
ority over boys the same as they do in
civilized countries. At primary schol-
arship examination in Bengal eight out
of the twenty scholarships were awarded
to girls.
A few of the advanced students in ge-
ology, under Professor Shaler, of Har-
ward, have done most of the work in
preparation for the map of Massachu-
sets, which is to be published shortly by
the Massachusetts, Geological Survey.
An English religious paper publishes
the following advertisement: "A lady
wishes to hear of good school for girls,
where the birch rod, now coming into
fashion again, is used in the old way.
Also of one for boys Mrs. Griffiths,
Church Times office.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-03-20
who Are the Sharks?

Professor James Willis Gleed has an
article in the current number Of the
Forum on western mortgages, which
throws some light upon the manipula-
tons of the agents or gO-betweens. and
illustrates where . considerable portion
of the burden upon the borrower comes
from. The business is never transacted
directly between the borrower and lender,
but through middle men, or companies,
known as brokers. The profits Of the
broker lie In the difference between the
low rate at which the eastern investor will
loan his money, and the high rates and
commission which tho western borrower
is compelled to pay. One company In
Kansas, 1t il asserted, has made nearly
ten millions Of dollars in this way.
When it is considered how many such
companies there are In this state and the
amount of money made by each Of them,
every dollar Of which has been paid by
the western borrowers, the figures be-
come startling.
The fact of the business Is that If the
borrowers were compelled to pay no more
than the rate asked and received by the
eastern lenders they could easily keep up
the ssmi-annual payments Of interest and
readily comply with the other require
ments imposed. The people who arc
aroanin1 under the burden Of mortgages
and demanding legislation against east
ern sharks II they are really after sharks
might more probably fish nearer homo.