Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1890-03-13
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LITTLE PEOPLE.

sd rather be wild turkey and iv.
on the prairie" said little boy, @than
be tame turkey and be killed every
year"
Liberal John, see, your little sister
is crying because you did not share your
peach with her. That isn't so, mamma
I gave her the stone, and If she plants il
she can have whole, tree. Fl F1iegende
Blatter.
Minister-Johnny, Is your father a
Christian?
Johnny-Not since last week, sir. BE
has bought him cheap typew riter.-
burlington Free Press.
A little girl who was eating green
corn by gnawing it from the cob got her
teeth entangled in the corn silk.
ooh dear!" she exclaimed, Il wish
when they get the corn made they pull
out the basting threads.
Bessie stands corrected-Little Bessie
Fred, what do you think? Mr.. Stokes
had a perplexity fit yesterday.
Master Fred-Perplexity fit? Oh, dear,
what a girl. You mean parallel stroke.
-[Harper's Young People.
Gilbert's destination-Little Gilbert,
aged 3 years, on being reproved once,
got his hat and started out the door.
Some one said to him; where are you
going. baby?" Il am going to meet
Jesus in the promised land, was the re-
ply.-[Boston Globe.
A thoughtful Now Flossie, :"
said the fashionable mother, lit is time
for you to say your prayer. who
shall pray for?" For papa, and the
baby, and all of us. .And Fido3"
YES; if you choose. Mammal" We'll,
dear" "Who shall l put 6rst-Fido or
the baby?"
A boys composition on girls Girls
are very stuck upand dignified in their
manner and behaveyour. They make
fun of boys and then turn around and
love them. l don't believe they ever
killed a cat or anything. They look out
every mite and say, oh, amt the moon
lovely?" Thir is one thing have not
told, and that is they always know their
lessons bettern boys.@-[Public Teachers
Notebook.
A little boy Of 4 years, when repeating
his catechism to his mother, said: adam
was turned out of the garden of Eden for
eating the forbidden APPLE" and with
some idea of a flaming sword, his
young mind added: God put q red gun
ON top of the gate and then frightened
the fence.
That awful brother-"I hope you will
pardon my late arrival, said the young
man as he seated himself in the easiest
chair. Il forgot my umbrella, and
had to stand in a stairway until the
shower was over" That's one on you,
Jennie, cried Tommy in great glee. Il
told you so. OF course he had sense
enough to go in when it rained." And
the silence, like soft hat. was plainly
felt-[Tere Haute Express.
Recently a young mother in the west
end was singing a song the burden Of
which was duplication to make us
whittier than snow" when she was in
terrupted by her little 4 year-old daugh-
ter who exclaimed: @Why, mamma, We
don't want to be whittier than snow.
why, yes, my child we do" was the
reply. But. expostulated the thought.
full little girl, "that would be as white as
clowns faces and we don't want to be
that white. ri Cincinnati Times Star.
Bob's discovery Young hopeful-Papa,
you said if I'd read the obituaries Of
great men in the paper every day for q
year, you'd give me gold watch. Well,
did and the year isup.
Fond Father-Very well, Bob, but /
said you must read intelligently and
draw lesson from the lives of those who
have won fame and fortune. Now, what
have you most particularly observed in
your reading?
Y. HI noticed that nearly all the
great men fitted themselves for one thing
and then got rich or famous atsomething
else.-[ London Society.
Il hope you will pardon my late arri-
val, said the young man as he seated
himself in the easiest chair. II forgot
my umbrella, and had to stand in stair
way until the shower was over.
That's one on you, Jennie, shouted
Tommy, in great glee. Il told you so.
OF course he had sense enough to go in
when it rained."
And the silence, like a soft hat, was
plainly felt.-[Terre Haute Express.