New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-09
THE TALK or THE D1Y.

Saws Pttsburg undertaken: al had a funeral
the other day. II was the child OF poor family
But few people and minister were al the grave.
pitied them, II looked desolate and forlorn that
I made a prayer at the last myself. although had
never done so anywhere before You didn't" ex-
claimed HIS wife. YES ! did. I have heard IL done
so often that IL ali came to me without thought.
Rsidcs that IL did me good got three funerals last
week which would never have come TO me had it
not been for the PRAYER
What Causes Divorces -lnIdge 10 married couple
who want dvorce)-What began this trouble between
Wife-It began. Your Honor, IN a discussion as to
whether tho moon is inhabited Now, maintain it is.
Husbandut Is an error There Is no ,;r NJ
what difference 1t make Ia you whether the moon
is Inhabited or not 1-tBoston Courier.
A household journal recently had an article on the
servant question, entitled What shall we do with
our scrvantsl' After II answers this question salts
tlctorlly It might tell us what should do without
them.
Summer Health Hints-Mk is deadly. 1t contains
microbes.
Drink plenty Of milk.
lee water ves with stIychnine o potent DESTROYER.
The old notion that Ice water Is unheatlul Is
Scver sleep just after eating.
nap Immediately after eating Will be foun1 Dere-
fetal American Grocer.
"rhe human race needs more room" recently de
a magnate OF the wheat pit, We must have Swing
Companion Advertlsemcnt-Lo Lady'5 Purse,
Imported Sealbrown In color lnlad gold ornaments.
ton gold Ella sp gold and rancl medallion side win
Initials A. II H. Finder can keep contents ana WI WIN
4. II. H.. no 500 Fash,ona
Tound-A Lady's Purse, brown with brass trimmings.
n ns;ec4 IN PIE dr 2 soo G c TF for Sv
list Of toilet preparations, five corr plaSer> and box
lip salye Finder have sane 6y sppIyIf % s, the
shopst., and paying for this observation-disclosures
Various papers are answering the question why
soccty girls do not go 10 college. The most bnitaly
frank of them all is Tie springfield Republican.
which suggests that their inability to pass tue entrance
examination the real reason
"what becomes of all the stale candy ~ was asked
u well-known cotfectoncr " II is made up into fresh
lcctioncry. You like chocolate carmelsl Well.
they contain more scraps than any other candy: They
are especially adapted for this account Of their
dark color. Tho were drst made by confectonrr
who received the inspiration from his great stock
of stale sweets. 49, Cincinnati Times Star.
1t seems that number OF wealthy Chicago Hebrews
have subscribed $4,000 toward tho proposed BAPTIST
University. This suggests 10 The Hebrew standard
OF this city, the following reflections "Why is that
YOU see 50 few instances Of the liberal American spirit
OF the American Christian liberal requests are FRI
ducnty made by American Hebrews 10 Christian i'll
stitutlonS, but it Is very occurrence for an
American Christian TO remember any OF Jewish
Institutions not those whose benefits freely
bestowed upon every sufferer regardless Of creed The
American Christian is not half as liberal Is he fam
would have Us believe him TO be
Musical furniture is advertised. when furniture
gets To putting airs II Is about time TO ASK III
The words of the political editorial "Wh--r are we
d-g?' parlor sofa that would suddenly strike
up, while occupied by pair of lovers why doh I
the men propose. mamma ~ might bring things To a
climax N the lover Of the male part baSllfll
but "a bedStcad that would Unexpectedly break ou'
with Little Annie Rooney about a. m, would Dc
worse than Dantes Inferno. "-(NorrlStown Herald
An Englshman who is travelling in this country
| remarks that American towns apathctlc on ID
| most every question. The citizens, he says ar
listIcss and to have had all their enthusiasts"
| and interest In life washed out of them. II thal
| Englishman will 20 up to the pretty city Of New
burg In this state and will casually remark In some
| public place In that city that the final h Is nm
| necessary he Will quickly change his opinion about
American cities, and will think them about as mite
apathctic ~ "A hornets nest. T. :. Newburg.
4 letter has been found. written by Thomas Jeifer
son ordering half dozen pairs of STOCKINGS for hun
.clf AT ~ 30 "a pair jcNcr>onian simplicity came
| hlsh In those days, but in these tmes-well. - 81
viii buy nifty glasses OF beer, and stockings gooc
enough for the advocates OF " j. s." can be had for l.
] cents Qair.-tNOrrlstown Herald.