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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
California a Tours via TN 9 Pc I'm
sylyaBia RatlrOad.

the PeEn.ylvsnia Railroad C,m.
pauy, through its p=rsDnsl.y-eor ino.,
el tourist system, presents f1Q: win
ter and spring plea-Irs tours t.
California. The speclal trains con
veying the Parties will in each case,
! StaEt fran Ssw York. and taa a. ss
: Il starting arr ss fl ons: Tu- \ ,.
! |. FebIusr, 9th, 1891; No. 2. Asrch
3d: No. ;, March 70 ii; aid NJ. 4,
Apii; 14'h. Th- .pe-ii. tr.iI Is-
t.rEiug t he first part WI | l,sVs San
FIR n-iscO for New Nprs on MIrch
llth; ,hs second, April T.. tie third,
April 2ith: and tns foIr,h ~ i4th
Eaci tor VIII P~essR. Il jiff-r-nt
route from the others as vel as =
different route going from thst re
turning. Tour No l. -ll go S>uta
via Washington, Atlantis. and New
Orleans, where Il break of tho Jour
ny viii b- rauds during the s:ar,!i
Gras lss.ivi;irs, theuc- via the SOui b.
crn P.t5Iti-s ouns-t RUute and San
Antonio to San Er.Guiscn, Ieturn.ag
va Sat Lake CT. = lo-do S2r,rgs,
iFE0Ne4- AfAi SL.N-It lOit NJ -
will go West via St. LOUIS. kans2s
City, AMI lh. Santa Ee route "a S.n
Frenrls.-o. returning via Salt Lake
ely, Dsnr-r, Council BlIifE, IN
o. ego. Tour NJ. ; vii 20 WcsJ
- Siu Francisco - sa1R, rout" ~
No. ,. returning va Sals Lake CITY,
rJ!nra 10 Springs, Denv.n. Z u"eil
Bluffs. snd Chl"aao. Tvur No 1
vii: go West via Chicago, Council
Bluffs, Denver. C9loradJ Springs, and
Salt Lax. City TO san Fcinci.cr, Ie-
turning via Portland. lac pms, HI
ons, St. Paul aud Cn;c1go. On az
5he tours break, of tbs journey will
occur at certain Attractive points ON
the line both gong and returning.
The parties will travel by special
traiu of Pullman Vestlbule Drawing
room, Sleeping, Dining, Smoking.
and Onsrr Iation Cars. an exact coun
terpart of the celebrated Pennsrlva-
nj. Limited in every particular. TIE
train will be equipped with ladies'
maids, a steuographer and type-writ
er. barber shop and bath rooms for
ladies' and grnI!etdcn- l. viii pr
sent through service to San Fran
cisco, the Ike of which has never been
enjoyed hy any regular traveller.
Tho @x"ursiGn rates which include
railway iare, a double berth, meals
en- route, hotel sccnmmodaliOnS here
3 stop over necessities, in both di-
rsctIonS- side trips to San Diego,
Riverside, PsssRdena. Monterey. Ssn
ia Barbara, aud San jose, are S275.00
for the first, second, and third tours,
and $4,000 for the fourth. F3r
other side trips through Calf.Iuia
special lo~ rates VIII be made by the
local railroads. EIch party will bs
coniuctcd b. Tourist Agent and
Chapzron. both experienced in their
profession.
Itineraries presenting the full de
tails OF the toErs are in course Of
preparation, and will bs Issued &C aE
early dav. In the uIssntime more
detailed Information NAV be secured
by addressing SEQ. ". Boyi, Asst. /
General Passenger Agent, Philadel
plia. Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
They did work the Game

A Lancaster county paper saws;
John Neiswanger was working IN
his field, when astranSer approached
him who claimed that he represented
some New York capitalists who de
sired TO buy some farms IN that
locality. After looking over the
farm he asked how much he wanted
for it and Mr. NJ. said 5000. The
stranger was on the point of accept
ing the bargain when they we're
joined by two other strangers. The
farmer was induced to try a game
of three card monte and 10 = short
time waq flceced out Of $4,000.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
The Efcss Pam % :.ir

Mr.. James ID. Gillian Of 81. Thom A.
takes not "n'y the cake mi TIA -vliu',
bakery for ra'-ing big p"mpki s
On ore vinc III his garden tais yeal
lie raised a doz ii pumpkins tn,
,'.Ice largest Weighing 131, Ia and
D pounds. The largest o.e is or
.Xmbit'on in his store marked sl3l
and attracts :. great deal O.
i tlc'.-CIamb-.,5 u-.s Erpo tory.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
To Cure a FelOn.

To cure felon, says a correspond
ent, mix equal parts of strong ammo
nis and water, and hold your finger
IN IT for fifteen minutes. After that
Withdraw 1t and tie piece of cloth
completely saturated with the mix
ture around the felon and keep it
there till drv.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05

Hr. do you suppose Abraham
i.f..'. you'll vote if he were living
..t - iz-n of Pennsylvanis this
... Is Chairman Mapes, of the
'.H.. srrent Republican state Com
".t#,- .or the information of Mr.
E'7u.- -e would state that Abraham
J.r..'r uuld vote right against the
L1 .s. vetoed the Soldiers Burial
hl a r=. sure that was simply in
,.'al -f I'VE decent burial to those
a4 who responded to Mr..
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05

\ drove Of hogs in Hudson Mich g,
becsmeintcxicated by drinking th=
scum from 4 sorghum factory. and
in the orgies which followed one hog
WIS drowned by the gag debaIcIecs.
An exchange remarks 1t takes
more religion TO hold a man level IN
horse trade than 1t doe, 10 make
him shout AZ campmeeting.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
'FOOT WEAR.

Our Boot and Shoe De-
partment is full in its assort-
ment, and you certainly can be
suited in fit, quality and price.
Whatever improvements have
been added by the manufactures
we have them all. We can
supply you with foot wear for
any in or out door service. Our
grocery Department never lags.
We have on hand tail line eI
Fresh, Plain and Fancy
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
DELAMATER ELECTED.
ATKIN NSON CTEl

- IN " y " ~ Il Il Il - Il ~ e
Election returns this Wednesday
morning Indicate the election of the
Democratic ticket in the county by a
small majority. The official vote
will be required to determine the re-
suit definitely. Atkinson has been
re elected to Congress-. Delamater
is the new Governor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
A Bunco Victim.

OF course the two sharpers who
buncoed al old man out of $4,000 at
Asburv Park ought to be arrested.
On that point there can be no differ
enee o. opinion. But the victim is
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05

Lincoln's call at critical period in
the nations history.-North Ameri
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
@. L. DERR.
PraCiICai DENTIST.

EsTABLIsHED N HTFFLJvTows, Pa, IN 1859.
Oct. II -.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
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wzrTH-EI O! wHTHE, OLD WOMAN, 50 IuoHP
"rra Black DIAvo'D Roofing CovER SKY.
AhY co SO FEoI TIKI L.so c. YoU= BIRTH 2
BESsrSH II ALKE.o. ocvss. IIEE r.ETH.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-11-05
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
TIM E-T A BL Z

Gin and after Sunday E&y IL. 1899.
trains that stop al airiin vii! ruR as fblleWs:
EASTWARD.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22

A friend Of Eline L. very fond Of bob
ster. bat, like many men. hiss no fdea
how much food u prepared BIS wife
had occasion - be absent fromllsorneone
day last week. and she tail thesrvsns
girl - boil a lohsaoer forsmy friEzsd's dim
ner. She left note telling hU husband
of the treat she had PROVIDED for him,
and requesting him not to wait dinner
for her. He WAS 5quieo hungrywhea be
reached home. and after rcszhng the
note said to the ssrvnnt: ''Is'thsnlobster
readyF'
''Indsde 1t isn't. cor, said theEirl.
"Vell. hurry up withsit I'm as hun
CRY a. be-r, sad he.
Il can't, sor." said tie girl ''Tbeimis-
tress SAID to brGl t9pe lobster. and 1 got
him On the gridsrun after a.daha, of nlss.
The more l poked the fare thonnre hs
walked of. aDdI thought kbe haste WAS
haunted and no good wcula como from
cooking a straddbe bug hike that"
What did you do with-itT said my
friend, getting Nod.
Faith, the last saw Of -hiuI@he was
going out the ba.cK door whimsical up,
like the maniac he was."
He had sardfnes and crackersfor dinr
r.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22
THE DANBURY NEWS.

The paper was the pioneer in its limo
of household humor. Every day hand
some, thoughtful man, with iron gray
hair, comes down to this building and
manages the paper. He does not try to
be funny. He knew when he had
enough. That is James NJ Bailey, who
made his mark upon the current litera-
ture of his time and then quietly re-
sumed the business of publishing an
evening paper with no features to it, just
as though he had always done so. Mr..
Bailey is an unwilling victim of the
baseball scourge. for he is one of the To-
Cal board, think, or something of that
kind, and owns stock III club while he
doesn't really know how many strikes
side has before it is out, and still thinks
that you have got to raise blood blister
on player with the ball when he is off
the ''gool" in order to get him. Mr..
Bailey claims yet that player who is
simply disabled by the ball is not out.
He held no later than last season, while
umpiring a game at Bridgeport, that in
order to put out a man who is running
the bases the ball should strike him in
vital spot.
The Prince of Wales in the past year
is looking more thoughtful, l think, than
formerly. When l ran in upon him last
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22

don, and al those who desire sewing
done can feel sure. that the Thimble
league win get it done in the best and
speediest manner, that the seaInstress
will GET q fair wage and that the
work win go to those who most sorely
need it. There hss been movement IN
America, / understand. just as there has
been here, urging upon ladies the duty
Of giving thar sewing into the hands Of
some deserving woman, and refusing TO
buy the ready made garments at shops,
or even to order underclothes made by
large firms. The reason given Is I'M
doubtedly q legitimate one; j. e., that
most shops cut their workwoInen down &c
starvation wages. But hear on all hands,
IN America and England, complaints Of
the ineffciency Of that same deserving
woman" 1t is a perfect vexation of
spirit to try to get even the simplest
garment made outside the shops. Ii
would almost seem as if the large firms
had monopohzed all the competent work
women. So to those who have conscien-
tious scruples as to wearing things made
by some poor, overworked, underpald
soul, and at the same time have not time
nor patience TO take the deserving
woman" in hand, the Thimble league,
with its assurance that any garment or
dered will be properly made on the short
est notice, and that the worker will get
fair wage, is veritable blessing.
While we are on this question of sew
ing let me point out one department Of
the Lady Guides association which fills
a wide gap in domestic economy.
To many busy wife the family mend
ing is perfect nightmare. With the
many calls upon her she really has not
time TO darn the holes and rents of the
entire household. From the Lady Guides
she can get competent woman to come
andput all thoroughly to rights. This use
full association not only makes Us whole
again, but it sends out ladies to pilot
strangers through the ma1es of London,
to conduct them to all its wonders, to
advise and direct them in shopping mat
tiers. As they have employees who can
speak any language, they are ready and
competent to enGghten foreigners from
all parts Of the world rs to the ms and
outs Of metropolitan life
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22

The prince when he dresses up wears
a short tail scarlet coat with white
leather Sinch to it, and looks like rib
roast with a Irvine string around it.
William Ldghtfoot Visseher is-a news
paper man perhaps Is years of age, and
though lam not reminded Of him, es-
pecially by the Prince of Wales, yet
Visscher is so generally known among
newspaper men from New York to Puget
sound that I venture to speak of him
here as a popular candidate for prince as
soon as Russell Harrisons term expires.
Visscher is peculiarly sensitive about
his nose, and that is why do not speak
of it here. Ttis bright, Italian sunset
nose, which does him cruel injustice,
for it is not really an alcoholic bugle,
though frequently mistaken for one by
strangers. 1t has dene him much in
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22
womANs WORLD IN pAsAaRapAs
What Is the Reason Of ehs Prejudice
Asatnst woraen Paerders@

What l. the Reason Of ehs Prsjsnaics
Against Uonea Pserders9
About this tine Of ia year you see "A
the newspapers advertisements cfsrng
pleasant, airy rooms .sszImner boardeTs,
gentlemen preferred" In most cases
the boarding houses thus s6Te-ti11g are
run by women themselves. Who thus set
before the world pz5lely an example ot
discriminating craAly and nlt1erly
against tsalr Owl sL H0v can ve
ever expect men TO DO Justice 70 EoDe1
when we Ourselves kreat each o*aer like
That an sztSaea there - 10 reason
for this disc-1nnnstioa except q cynel
prejudice. far hscAe1. hon tines fEsi
we're worse than PAGAN Wozsen board
ing house keepers. If y0a nezer did a
aisinterezed aCt IN the cocrN ef your
haxrxuzked hives BagIn uow. and for
thesake Of your eyn SCI never insert
that hateful clause n a establishment
again I Ecw IL Il net uuca fun
keeping boArderz Y had NY choice
b=tFega tAzs aid gong % I1rgztGZ !
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22

troduce 9s to each other. we rode from
away up 0n.M Madison avenue to near Ca
nal street, where he got eE, and we
talked freely on various matters during
that time. l asked himif he had seen
any reason to change or modify his re-
Egieus views during the past year or so,
and he said he certainly bad not. He
was still, he hoped, consistent PrGsby-
terrain and living up to the best Of his
lights. / inquired if he still retained his
belief as to the iInpraeticabihty Of main
tanning a paying system of international
and eterna! punishment. He said he had
never had any fears or doubts concern
ing the profitable and permanent exist
ence OF such an institution, and saw no
reason for changing his belief regard
ing it.
He was rather crisp and tart in his re-
plies, thought, and SO 1 apolegized for
speaking to him SO plainly, but said
hoped had given him no offense, as 1
had always understood that he was ex-
tremely liberal regarding a hell.
81 am" said he. Liberal is no name
for 1T. No one caIi ever charge me with
having been parsimonious in this mat
ter. have no shadow OF doubt about
the existence of placeof eternal pun
ishment, and l am that liberal regarding
it that no dsbeiever has ever been
turned empty handed away from my
door"
''And are you stin radical and rabid
Republican, first, last and all the timer"
1 inquired.
mo, sir. am Mugwump, if you
please he said, with fine scorn. 81
don't care if all the other Mugwumps go
to Canada, or change their names, or turn
over their property to their wives; I
shall live and die Mugwump, pure and
simple. l do not care for Office, and I
do not care for political prefeTment, but
can put my hand on my heart and say
truthfully that | have been politically
pure My record would not soil the
finest fabric. We held mass meeting
of Mugwumps only last week in hall
bedroom up town, and we decided that
come what might we would cast our
ballots in the direction of reform"
Just then we gotsto his street and he
got off. He gave me.his card as he left
us, and few days after called on him
at his place of business, just off the
Bowery, to get him to explain his CONVEX
sation and peculiar views. found that
he was small tradesman down town,
and not the Bob Ingersoll who cherishes
doubts on the subject of infant damna-
ton. His name is Robert Ingersoll, it
seems, but he had never written pieces
criticising Moses or lectured on "The
Magnifcence of Divine Wrath"
He was simple minded, plain Ameri-
can citizen of limited information, and l
had to spend some considerable time ex-
planning to him who | WIS!
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22
M5NlMcA@rAG1.s414/
lie S~ed.

About ID o'clock the other night watch
man at the foot Of Grsxold street. saw a
man acting SO euserly that he approached
and demanded what be was doing there.
Going TO Jump into the rTysT." vac tbo
reply.
"When1"
Right OF
Net here"
Yes. night here"
what forT
Nothing % i've fo7s
See hers" sad lie vat1huA1s - ths
man peeled GG hs cost. Z wish yor'd Do
me favor ] Dey@< 81. Esnz : good EtsC.
punch IL ny hfe Y yo1 Az boGDt 70 60
in visit yo1 woald ssasd sffh TouE heels
% the sdee ef the @hsrf aid - roe swing
nv ngkt % yoaz Dose"
Not z knsE nyse6 yoB'tJ7
Bot Why You might - vel Be fund
drowuad With broken Nee as a whole
oasT
"Isrow 10 one 20 punch ny rnss Il 4
ean AAIp i"
We'll, yoz are a mighty r&r7c1lE- rosn- F"
AID ycu are g -=ishxy rseka oneF'
"De-T szzs rs'
And d5-s5 IN RIB s7ztu<. ns"
Ar6 sfsR kc111aE tEzss3 T-Ady scr :
row fr- eo1phe q niu1s@s tbs stTs1Esz
5usOn bia CT I'D s1arcsEe6 ~. szTiEz
Ia ia u1a3 wAo touched Ia Lose had
ee-sE tsck1S : AZ toos s1zz G@=.-DstEo1f
Er1s To-.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22

summer found him reading along table
of statistics regarding the longevity Of
stout people. He was looking. little
haggard, thought, and so l tried TO
chirp him up. "To be frank with you"
said he, Il think that mother is holding
out pretty well, Bill. don't YOU" l said,
"Yes, she seemed real rugged for person
that hired all her work done ''Wel,"
said he with sigh, lit seems little
tough, think, for that young German
rooster to be running whole empire at
his age, whilst I'm liable to become a
grandfather soon and don't know even
what throne feels like. l think" said
he, thouShtfully, as he disengaged a
golden hair evidently off the sunny
head of his chief typewriter) from the
fringe of his epaulet, where it had in
some way become entangled, that the
chief charm about successful reign is
to know when TO quit. I've seen mon
archs that meant well and did we'll
enough, but who held on 10 the throne
like pup to root, as you 50 chastely
put it in one Of your letters which was
reading to Ahck at the breakfast table.
"AlickY' said L "Who the royal high
ness is Ahck?'
"Oh, Alick is the princess. But don't
you think yourself. as between meu and
man, that monarching. like everything
else, can be overdone?
said it could. and that IL could have
my way there wouldn't be any Of II. "A
nice little ntncompoop can always be
found ready 70 rule over nation says
l. ''and it's JUS as we'll for the people to
choose him and then change him when
they get tired Of him. People like TO
have even their nincompoops changed
once IN q while"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22
A IIfe's Rssnance.

"See that young lsdyT' queried =
young man ON ferrybost yesterday oe
his companion.
Yes"
al was engaged TO her Onca"
"You don't say
''See that poodle dogr'
s'YeR"
We'll. he broke our engagew1gnt"
''Nol What's the story
cit was on this very boat. We had
come down for an evening ride. We sat
right over there, and after a hitsI got up
10 get her drink Of water. While was
gone her poodle got into my chair, and
when | returned sat down on HIM
But if the girl really and truly loved
your
"Oh, she did that
But
But she loved the poodle morn. I
smashed him rs fat a. "A sheet Of fly pa
per. She picked him up. sguoze him
back into shape and then SAID that We
must part forever. We have been stran-
gers since. Detroit Free PUrss.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22

Close Friend the Prince of Wales,
Remington from Rockshe and q Man
Who Was Known as Bob msersoIl.
Copyright by Edgar W. Nyel
HATTERTowE, COM.
1t has occurred to me that this letter
hay be pardoned for being a trife per-
sonaL In the past eleven months have
travelled little over $4,000 miles, and
SO, quietly stranded here in the beauti-
full trout country, where, as soon as you
get out of hearing of one habbling brook,
you Immediately get into the diocese of
another one, it seemed to me that chap
ter made up this week of brief personals
regarding some of the well known peo-
pie who during the pastyear or two have
taken my little hand in theirn and looked
into my massive face would not be
amiss.
l happened to be in Boston last winter
when George Francis Train was hberat-
ed from Jail. He was sitting in hotel
Office suffering himself to be admired"
His recent trip around the world brings
him once more to our notice. At that
time he was just getting out after an
agreeable and successful confinement in
the Boston Bastile, during which he sue
ceeded in attracting a good deal Of at
tention in one way and another. Hehad
tried on being liberated to purchase
suit of convict stripes, which he might
wear upon debutting; but Boston does
not keep an assortment of this kind of
goods; so George, who has lived in New
York for long time, where you can run
around the corner anywhere almost and
get suit of striped clothes, with a Wa
terbury watch as premium, was disap-
pointed He therefore had to buy a suit
of broad stripe seersucker, and with
carnation IN his buttonhole he broke
forth On the winter air like lily of the
valley in search of an open Polar sea-
He wrote verse Of poetry for me with
red, blue and green pencils. 1t is not
good poetry, but it is bright and cheer
full to look at. Mr.. Train is never so
bright and clipper as when he is occu-
pying the public eye. But it is rather
Irritating to the public eye sometimes, 1
think. George would also like the eye
of the speaker most all Of the time if he
could have it. l do not think he is real
ly crazy, but at times think that lit
tie disinfectant would help his poetic
feet.
In Danbury, Conn. there stands a
modest two story brick building, across
the front of which in golden script you
read
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22

sage was cut low back and front with
the same points over velvet, and the
neck was filled in with lace. The sleeves
had full pouf at the top, and the high
collar was cut in points with narrow
edge of crepe lisse. With this Is to be
carried a fan of pearl gray crepe with
silver flowers embroidered upon it.
A well known habit maker has just
completed a very handsome full costume.
There is gown OF soft India silk in ap-
pie green with large crescents of shaded
brown upon it, and wrap Of Spanish
lace lavishly trimmed with jet and gray
pearl beads in Spanish style. The sleeves
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22
A Lisa. Boy. Ezors.

T, Little boy Of Q, handed in the
following composition on George Wash
ngton:
George Washington was the father
of bis conutsy one day he went into Ids
farhers yard and cut down . tree.
whaba-e 700 doing asked his Esther l
am trying toten lie aad cannot when
he grew up he was president and was
killed by 3 man nMnet gstto who WA
jeIlish ofhim and theno . engine house
was draped IN black Bazaar.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-22

Tourist-Thess arc beautiful mount
aims; but how much more picturesque
would they look il there was an ancient
rum on the summit.
Hotel Keeper-Yes. I believe an an
cient ruin would draw more tourist;
next year am going to haye'one built.
London Tit-Rits
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How He Lost q Client.

Corkins-Hello, McStab, old boy! How
are you? Say, by the way, tell me how
to manage that crusty old hunks that
lives next door to me. He threatens to
sue me because the water runs off my
lot onto his.
Lawyer McStab (who suspects Corkins
of trying to get advice gratis)-You
ought to consult an attorney.
Corkins-I will. Thank you. Goes
to lawyers Office across the way.eChi-
cago Tribune.