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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
Very Complimentary.

DR.. Blank-Yes, the old saying is true
that at forty a man is either fool or q
physician.
Smith-Am glad to hear you say SO,
doctor, as it agrees with what have al
ways remarked of your talent.
DIR. Blank (much pleased)-Ah, in.
deed! And what did you say of me?
Smith-That you We're both before
you were thirty.-Arcola Record.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
Incapacitated.

Humane Pedestrian Ito woman split
ting wood)-I should think your hus-
band would do that kind Of work for
you.
Party Addressed-Oh, he says his
arms are too tired to split wood.
Indeed! What makes him SO tired?"
'sHe's the cannon-bah tosser in Haver-
yalrs Herculean Museum.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

smaller scale, and shows how the whole
is braced together. The wires are Sc
cured to the posts in the usual manner,
and part may simply pass through the
posts. If required. the end post may
be braced with wire to short post or to
the foot of tree, all the others being
already braced.
Fig. 8 shows how the vines NAV be
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
A GOOD WEEDER.
A Convenient and Useful Gardening
Tool.

For convenient size take piece of
hoop iron about sixteen inches long.
Six inches from each end bend it to
right angles, and two inches from each
end bend again diagonally across the
iron. For the handle take piece of
Eastwood board four inches wide and
four to six feet long and cut it down to
the size of hoe handle, except at one
end, to which is attached the iron, bent
as aforesaid. 1t should be put on with
screws, as nails will work loose.
Keep the middle section of the iron
filed sharp and it works like charm
between drilled plants. If the cutting
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

active business
is larger than
that of many
Consuls General.
The dean OF Chi
cago's diplomatic
corps, that is, the
oldest memberin
length of service,
is Mr.. Fl e n r y
Claussenius, who
represents the
"A u S tro-Hunga-
rian empire. The
Consul is a jovial
man, sixty-three
years of age, who
has held many
Consular sp-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

the top of one post to the base Of the
next one; and another wire, crossing it.
reaches from the top Of the second post
to the corresponding base of the first.
The base Of each post thus holds the
top of the other by the purchase"
which 1t has on it. The horizontal wire
across the top holds them both.
Fig. 2 represents the trellis on .
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

of which is represented by Fig. 4, of an
old and well-known self-adjusting
method of effecting this compensation
by spiral spring, which may be made
of the trellis-wire itself, the coils of
which should be numerous enough to
allow for the expansion and contraction.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
Cause of HIS Interest,

Bagley-See how interested Judge
Tooley is in the play.
Bailey-Well, If any one is interested
in the performance he ought to be.
Bagley-Why, did he write the play
Bsiley-No; but seven Of the ladies in
the company graduated from his divorces
oourt.-Judge.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

well-k no w n
banker. He lie
an enterprising
man W ho has
done mere to
build up trade
bet ween the
countries herep-
resents and the
Unite d States
than a IL the
other Consuls
p u t together.
disappointment
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
con.ump,,op surely Cur.a.

To THE EDIroR:-Please inform your
readers that have a positive remedy for
the above named disease. BY it's timely.
use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured / shall be glad to send
two bottles Of my remedy FREE to any OF
your leaders who nave consumption.if they
will send me their express and postoffice
address. Respectfully, r. A. SLoCUM, NJ c..
ISL Pearl street. New York
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
cArARRH.


Catarrhal Dsafnass-Aay Rsvef-A New
E1osss Treatment.
Sufferers gre not generally aware that
thesA diseases are contagious, or that they
are due 10 the presence Of living parasifes
in the lining membrane Of the nese and
eustachian tubes Microscopic research,
however, has proved this 70 be fact, and
sne sssuit s 2. tnls otso1very y saas s s.nS1
Catarrh, Hay Fever and Catarrhal Deafness
are permanentlNcured In from one to three
simple applications made at home by the
patient onco In two weeks.
N B.-This tBeatmenk il not snuff or IN
both have been discarded by
reputable physicians rs injurious. A pamph-
let emphasizing this new treatment is sent on
receipt Of three cents in stamps TO pay
postage bysA- H. Dixon 4 Sou, cor Of John
and King Street. Toronto, GanadA-Chrts
tidn Advocate.
Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles shos,ld
caref,lllv read the above
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

1885, when he was
succeeded by the
Baron Won Nor
denfycht. The
Baron is a COM
paratively young
man, who has a
bright future be-
fore him. At the
age of nineteen,
when a mere col
lege youth, he
enlisted for act
ual service in the
Franco PruSsian
NOV ond for
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
Kissed Another Man. wife.

"You scoundrel." yelled young jacob 9rsen.
At his good neiRhb, Brown
You kissed my wife upon the streee.-
ought to knock you down.
That's where you're WRONG. good Brown replies.
In accents mild and meek.
IL hi sed her, that We not denied.
But kissed her on the cheek
and did it because she looked 80 handsome
the very picture of beauty and health.
What is the secret of itf" "Wen," replied
Green, "siuce you ask it, I will toll you: She
uses DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription.
accept your apology. Goodnight" IA
vorite Prescription" is the only remedy for
the delicate arrangements and weaknesses
of females, sold W druggists, under . post
tius guarantee Of giving satisfaction in every
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
Quite Popular.

Parker-Did Simpson go along with
you to Oklahoma, Tucker? I've forgot
ten.
Tucker Gust from Oklahoma)-Yes;
he went out there as politician.
"How did he come out? Did he have
many followers"
Followers? He did that. Why, they
say it was the largest funeral the place
ever knew."-Time.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

should be made to
have an elastic reg
ulator, so that when
the contraction of
Id W e a t b @ r
changes to the slack
wire of summer, the
elasticity may keep
the whole taut.
Different contr i "
ances may be used
for this rurpnSa ono
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

1T Is pleasure to note the growth Of the
Elkhart Carriage and Harness Manufacture
ing Company, Of Elkhart, Ind Their new
shops give iioor room Of l35, 200 square feet
his company deals only with the consumer
and save their customers the miadlemen's
profits. They ship anywhere. with priv
llcgc to examine before buying A 64page
catalogue mailed free to any address. See
their aiver u sement
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

trained-by sort of combination of the
fan method and the Kniifen system.
But any other mode may be adopted
which the owner shall desire.
In order that the wires may always
be held stiff and not slack. provision
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

VINO mas held n,
Mr.. Dreier b a 8
been q resident
of Chicago since
1854, and has
held many hon
orary Offices. In
his capacity as
Consul he has al
ways made war
on the Mormon.
church, and has
been instrument
al in rescuing
m any deluded
naniSh Wnnan
and 0irlu frnr,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
RALEIoH, n c., Fob Goth, 1888.
Dr. A. T. SnALLENBERoER,

DR.. A. T. SHALLENBER0ER,
Rochester, Pa Dear Str:-l
wish to say word In behalf Of your won
derful Chill and Fever Pills Some months
ago friend, who knew that my wife had
age Of your pills. gave them TO her and
they cured her Mt once. neigfibor, Mr..
Perry, had suffered with chills for more
than year, and had taken Quinine until
his hearing was greatly injured Seeing
the cure wrought in my wife's case, he pro
cured bottle of pills and was speedily re-
stored to perfect health. ] feel THAT this Is
due to you. Very truly,
Rev, J. ID DAVIS
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

Tn Consistent minister will not preach
steadily fer two bouts. upon the, inia,nty d
liked the sermon. -Sofuerville Journal II
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

NEARLY every article sold is cheapened,
in cost OF production. at expense of quality.
Dobbins' Electric Soap Is e1actly to day what
it was in 1875, absolutely pure, harmless and
uniform Ask your grocer for it.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

A ysMALEl lawyer may be . spinster and
have objections 10 marriage, but when she
accepts retaining fee she facility admits
she is engaged.-Boston Courier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

I'm Clearwater Harbor, Fla, Is .
spring Of delicious water, bubbling ur
through the mass Of salt water in the
briny deep
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

WHEN you look at some people the drst
thing Sou think Of Is club
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

WITH any thing like fair manage
ment the growing of clover can always
be made profitable on the farm.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

IT Is tho unmarried lady who can give her
sisters points on the art Of how to manage
husband Courier.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

BEST, easiest TO use and cheapest Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists 2oc.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

NOWADAYS tho humblest Russian peasant
can be as influential a. the Czsr.-Bingham-
ton Republican
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

WY don't you try Carriers Little Liver
Pillsi They are a positive cure for sick
headache, and all the ills produced by dis
ordered liver. Only one pill dose
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

IT was . druggists little boy who said
Poncede Leon went to Florida to discover
the soda fountain Of perpetual youth
xssSiftingA
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

WHEN things get serious women stop
talking and men beGin--Atchison Globe.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

THEY disappear like otcakcs before a ST
Louis Eamp-"Tansill's Punch" SC. Cigar.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

OSa million dollars In silver weighs 81
9o0e poundA So ot see thu poor Million
aire has pretty heavy load to carry after
all-Terre Haute Express -
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

OUHsuI at bou- COLONEL SADLER.
logne. Subsequently he served in the
same capacity at Caen and Rochelle.
After eighteen years of service he was
promoted to the Consulate at Panama,
and year later he was transferred
to Chicago. English Consuls, aside from
attending to their commercial duties,
have the right to marry subjects of the
Queen residing in foreign lands, and
are compelled to register births and
deaths of Englishmen, duties which
make the Chicago Office any thing but
Q sinecure.
Germany's first diplomatic Consul was
DR.. Hinkel, who served from 1877 IN
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

MANI man never gets on the popular
side till he joins the silent maiority.-Puck
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

polnJmentS
his day. He was appointed Prussia's
Consul in Chicago in 1861. In 1868 ks
was made Consul for the North Ger
man Confederation, and in 1871 Consul
for the German Empire. While at
tending to his Consular duties, Mr..
Claussenius built up lucrative bank
ing and exchange business, and when,
in 1877, Bismarck made Chicago diplo-
matte Office, Mr.. ClaUssenius resigned,
as the holding of his position would
have compelled him to give up his bust
ness. In the same year he was appoint
ed Consul for Austria-Hungary. post
which he still holds.
The most important Consular Office is
that of Great Britain, which at the pres
emit time is held by Colonel James Hayes
Sadler, gentleman who has held office
under the British Government for the
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

BILIoEsSEss, dizziness, nausea. headache,
are relieved by small doses Of Carriers Lit
tie Liver Pills
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

For biiiousDess, sick headache, indigestion,
and constipation, take DIR. Pierre's Pellets.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

ONCE in awhile tho weather clerk MARES
q signal failure.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24
True Economy

IL to buy the best things the lowest prices when
you need . good medicine. n IL true practical
economy 70 buy Hoods Sarsa pariIl.. TOR u IL ths
best inc iowest price. 10, Doses Ono Doitxr" 10
original with this medicine and true of no Other 10
you wish To prove the truth of thi, pope,ar line,
buy Q bottle Of Hoods SarszparuIA and measure
ms contents. You wiIl End it hold I'D teaspoon
fuls. Now sead the directions. and you ~iiI ma
tho average dose for persons of dfnersus ages 10
less than u teaspoonfuL Thur the evidences u sb0
peculiar strength and economy of HOODS SarssDsr
nlIa IL concI usivs aud unsnswsrsblsL
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

greater part of
his life. The
Colonel is a dig
nifed gentle
man. about sixty
one years of age,
and a graduate
of Oxford. The
early part of his
life he spent in
her Majesty's.
army. In 1865
he was appointed
British Vice
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

Sufferers from Catarrhal troubles shos,ld
carefully read the above
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-01-24

Franco PruSsian
war, and for
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01
LOSSES.

Poor, weary human naturei am weak
And cannot prove the virtue that speak.
The days rush by, and many days are lost; %
The golden moments Of life are tossed
Back to the ashen ocean of the past
While am wondering why they could not
last.
oh, have known such bright divintng
hopes,
Glowing like dreamland over starry slopes,
That am like beggar at the thought
These treasures of the soul have come to
naught.
&C. E. Montgomery IN the Cosmopolitan.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01

A HERO DROWNED.

After Rescuing Two People Lieu-
tenant Donaldson Perishes.
Lieutenant c. V. Donaldson, Company q,
cwenty-fourth United States Infantry,
luartered at Fort Grant Arizona, and Miss
Lottie Spurgeon, the daughter Of Chairman
Spurgeon, OF the County Board OF Super
'isors, we're drowned at Newport Beach, q
pleasure resort q short distance from Santa
Ana. Cal. Miss Spurgeon, who was an ex-
)ert swimmer. ventured too Tar from the
1each, and was carried out by the current.
3. F. Hall and his daughter went 70 her as
distance, but their strength soon gave out.
Lieutenant Donaldson then plunged
through the surf and succeeded In rescuinx
hall and his daughter. BE then tried %
rescue Miss Spurgeon, but Just as he reached
where she was both disappeared. Their
bodies have been recovered
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01
Troops in Buenos Ayres.

The city Of Buenos Ayres, Argentine Re-
discovery of the plot to overthrow the
Government. The place is garrisoned by
four thousand troops and three Thousand
armed policemen. The Bourse was demon
allied
Government is proceeding. The feeling of
alarm is subsiding, however. The gold pre-
mium is gil.
Guards were stationed everywhere, and the
streets were patroled by cavalry. The popu-
lace was much alarmed, and q semi panicky
feeling prevailed.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01
Eight Persons Suffocated.

Eight persons were burned to death i.
tenement house at Cincinnati, Ohio.
The first story of the building was occu-
pied by Solomon Mensh as a second hand
store. All the other floors were occupied as
tenements, and while the flames were eating
their way to the roof there were thir ty peo-
pie in the building.
risk of their lives, managed to save some of
the ten people who slept on the second floor.
The occupants of the building were poor
working people.
The bodies of the dead were taken from
the second story windows. or thirty occu-
pants of the building twenty-three escaped
by the roof
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01
TICKS And SPARKS.
The Latest News BY Telegraph
and Cable.
Two Disastrous Cloudbursts in
the West.

AT midnight terrific cloudburst tempo
rarily isolated the towns up Clear Greek
Canon in Colorado from the world. At that
hour an immense cloud burst near the forks
Of a creek, pouring within the narrow walls
Of the canon a delugs Of water, which COM
pletely demolished the two iron railway
bridges at the forks, and carried away all the
structures In the neighbornood. The res
taurant the railroad station and other build
ings were swept away by the food. The inn
mense column of water, laden with wreckage
went tearing down the canon, and now, as a
result from the forks to Golden there
is scarcely a vestige Of railroad left. The
greater part of the roadbed was washed
away and all means Of communication were
destroyed.
After the cloudburst a furious hailstorm
set in, and it was reported that hail foot
deep was lying in the canon. At eleven
O'Clock in the morning a train loaded with
bridge timbers and conveying 200 men left
Denver for the scene of destruction.
A cloudburst in the foothills of Santa
Rita Mountains in Arizona, covered an
area Of a square mile. The water rushed
down the canon in torrents drown
ing number of cattle and
horses. A number of deer, bean
and wolves were caught in the furious
flow. Crops, orchards and houses ON the
Schofeldt ranch were completely destroyed.
A large freight train was caught in the flow
and carried a mile
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01

THE average daily pay Of locomotive en-
gineers in Great Britain Is 81. 80: OF tremen
ninety-one cents; conductors, ninety-Seyen
cents: switchmen in Great Britain, eighty
Eve ceuts; in the United States, $50; nag
men In Great Britain, eighty one cents In
the United States, $l.13. -
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01
Fatal Cyclone in the West.

A special dispatch from Fargo, North
Dakota, brings Intelligence of a severe and
destructive tornado, in which seven lives
were lost.
Details from the cyclone were meagre.
storm struck Bowen, Clifford and Gales
burg, about twelve miles northwest of
Hunter, in the southern portion of Trail
Land, in the northern part of Cass
County. It was a regular cyclone,
tearing and twisting across the country,
Five persons were killed outright, and man
and his wife fatally injured near Clifford
Wires to the branch lines were Frustrated
and the reporters had to drive a number of
miles to the telegraph station. A hail-storm
also did considerable damage to crops about
twelve miles south of Fargo.
A cyclone near Client, seven miles west OF
Marshall Mimi, killed two persons and in
iured several others
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01

I'M Dorchester, England, a bounty'of
eight cents per dozen is offered for old
sparrows, four cents per dozen for:young
ones and one and one-half cents per
dozen for eggs. The sparrows have
grown so numerous all through Dorset
shire that In some places they are said to
destroy half the crops, while insvillages
they ruin the gardens and even strip the
thatch from buildings. :
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01

= a cyclone is reported to have destroyed the
tour,af Slonim in Russia. Buildings were
razed to lie ground, nineteen persons were
killed and A1e neighboring forest leveled to
the ground. Slonim is q town IN Russia,
with population Of about 1900. 1t has
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01

The returns of the pensioneds veterans
who fought under the great Napoleon,
who receive $50 a year, put their mum.
bes OF IL instead Of $50 Is IN 1Sa&
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01
Labrador's Terrible Ira sedy.

The steamer Panther brought to st. Johns,
New Foundland, the news of a terrible
tragedy in Labrador. Thomas Oliver had
lived for nine years at Pig Brook,
Stag Bay, Labrador, with Us wife and
five children. One day he told his son to go
across the river and hunt for partridges he
also sent his wife and daughter out to pick
wild tea. Oliver then took his Bible and lay
down on the bed.
When on the ice about half way across the
river she heard the report of gun. Looking
around she saw the dogs running from the
door. Thinking nothing was wrong she con-
tinued her journey.
After she and her daughter had gathered
all the tea they wanted they returned home.
There they beheld sickening sight. On the
floor was the baby. On taking it up the
mother discovered that its head had
been battered to pieces. The next
sight that met her Mortified gaze was the
body of her daughter, eleven years old. She
was in sitting posture on the floor, with
her head fearfully mangled, while across her
lay boy six years old, with his head split
open.
Mrs. Oliver next discovered the body of
her husband stretched on the floor, with his
gun clasped in his hands and bullet hole
through his head. The victims were buried
near the house in which the crime was COM
mitted. The gun was put in the murder
er's coffin. Melancholy caused the crime.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01

several churches, O synagogue, O school foa
nobles and various factories
The town OF Hammerfost, I'm Norway, has
been almost totally destroyed by fire. The
inhabitants have been rendered homeless and
are in a starving condition Provisions and
clothing have been sent from Tromsoe 20 the
sufferers.
Three Victims OF an Explosion
By the explosion Of threShing machink
boiler on the farm Of James Morrow, zx
miles cast OF Princeton, Ind, Andrew Cret-
singer and Charles White were killed, and
Andrew Mehan, fatally, and Hugh Morrow
dangerously injured.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-08-01
Moonshiners Raid a Town.

The particulars have just been received of
a bloody fight and riot in Poca-
hontas, Va. Early in the after
noon a body of about twenty despera-
does, headed by the notorious Jim SINNERS
well-known moonshiner, rode into the town
and began drinking whisky. In few hours
they became riotous, fourishing their re-
volvers and firing on citizens as they passed.
After two colored men had been seriously
wounded, the citizens and town authorities
arrived to suppress the band, and a general
fight ensued. Two of the mob were shot
and captured, while Charles Smith and an
unknown colored man, resident of Pocohon-
tas, received serious wounds, being shot in
the head and arms.
The desperadoes fed back into West Vir-
ginia, where they have their headquarters in
the mountains. A rumor reached Pocohontas
that they would return to rescue their COM
rades, and created such alarm that the Mayor
ordered out posse of sixty men, who pa
troled the town in expectation of attack.