The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-02-22

time. No DIR. Jekyll and Mr.. HAs
business about this, you know, twas III
$50 nominated in the bond!" For&t
yourself, quick! Forget yourself, A
go to love-making! LOOks at CatcA
Times a-fugiting! You have wastei
twenty-five minutes now, and as yetIke
tho best of the argument. Here! THF
to hfmSeJ I'm remembering myself ~
long. Get back, Pelham! Get bad
-1SsumeS former manner. Oh deah! As
| said before, this work is positiylv
harrowing-ActGally barbarous!-Dian-
tegrating.
Katia. -isidel ! keO'c ] don't ak
like that! It's idiotic! o, must begin
this awful love-making! 1t seems SO
easy, when they make love to us, and
yet it's really very difficult. | had no
idea it required SO much-so mucl,---
brain.
Pelham. Hacing ocerheard. Hum,
Brain.-known to the world as-cheel,i
hdttd crosses to Pelham. is about to Spmk
ellen she sees Ter Sotd-cuShion total lrsci.
IN his hdadx.
Katia. o! My beautiful sofa-cushion.s
Pelham, beg pardon, my beautiful
sofa-cushion.
Katia. How dare you, Mr. relham.
Pelham. Why, / don't dare. Pgists
to himse!f.l This is y0u! Youse2ne -,
forget yourself continually--or to RI,
member yourself at the wrong time.
Katia. E'rcttedly md pulling at cOrh1
You have ruined my lovely sofa-cushioI
Give it to me Immediately! Give me MI
sofa-cushion!
1hcg dotA cHdeaoOr to get tie cork.
Pelham. Excuse me, my sofa-cushioly
hock hagicat tone. finland me, sn.
Sn0trhes dtc0y his hGnd, kOohs at 1t q ffitI
had been rr~shed, then looks rsprOacJuAy
at h0tia.
Katia. Walking upstage. Despairngy. ]
o, oh dear!-O dear!
Pelham. ReSuming soorh. Ye,. as |
was remarking, every woman hltes
lover! Positively despises him! Beviles
him! Spurns him! VIII u motioaof his
.toot. Bounces him.
katia. 1~'de. am going to begin
now in earnest. IFaMs to Pelham. |
viii you let me tell you something?
S"id IN u cquettiSh 9cay.
Pelham. BounctaS around in his chair
IN m@""er thai start@s Katta. Will a
little duck swim?
Katia. almost in tcars.1 Monster!
Pelham. beg pardon!
Katia. [Angriy.l ! think you are
positively hateful!
Pelham. But my dear Mr.. Pelham, it
is row twelve minutes of one o'clock.
Katia. Don't call me MIR. Pelham"
--I'm not Mr.. Pelham! On tic oerg5 Of a
hy%GicaI crTng-Speyl
Pelham. [AGusting e5e-gIa$s. l beg
pardon, but-a-if gou're not Pelham,
where does Pelham come in? TStyfkes
0tttude ant recites in absurd ,anaer.l
"If be I, as hope Id,
I've a little dog at honn,
And heU know me-"
Katia. -1Side.1 Oh, 1 must hake the
effort! l wish-I wish-I wishJ were
dead! [HaJ-crying, SHE recocers her&f and
attempts to be cOquetttsh IN tone and nan
ner; but the attempt is lpdicrOus, 50 sAEent
Is Ter discomposwre.l Did it eve&SH
to Won that if would ho oui+o xJHll
for q man to fa1I in Iowa with = 80
in whose society bo wau nors+on.r
thrownp
Pelham. r1fe,. Hsteojuo eoooryy ,cB
an ammxrd crDrexxjoa uoon bix f,rS oI
in n D,otter of tart toUe you bo, +ht
brilliant idea just dawned upon yo?
Great Ueavcns' Whv that d,+or hocl, =,
the buiIding Of tho nvromiJsY RI 80
rinr tbo hnil ~, +bot AeI, wa an,4h
IRinqa 6eH1
Katia Nor Stor, rbomoo ,,i1, -,
swcr that,
Pelham. + purooeeu ,,i,vo6e,sto,a.
INN No occ,sior for Tbonos u,ha+omc
can answer tits anita simn1o =
Katia. Won't of 0ntj.uce n o,
the hell Of coureoi Thor,as ,,,i11 ,,,,o
,,,a, WI ~'A0
po1hor rT.o,.;.ou,, oo:.in, o.i..o.
nhjrh he o,uros rs, If tJe,, ,,ore y ,1,0o y
LOT bir, nn,,,n, Io " a. ''"''''
Eotia Tul,yhataLtta ,t. ,,.,.,. i,,.j
chair nnd ,c,nn ,' w ~ =" ~,"a'' ".vpr ' ''D
rra,otinm fo,, az. nV1ol saw VS.: S"'' ~
T,aTIa- tI S,i3il,.o' IN NY iilo'
of LnnaI W., $50" " |o,"''' "'''"'
Totia Ip r SeU SouI ELL Sir
W.. ','','3 we" ''9'.% '"' ''."i
nav small 40: ihlS man IS a perled
T t,1ter rla,' sn"Il ~, 90 mad with rage
11''''' i"1"'""'l 1nonlaS' you arc NO
"u tm IL was " MISTAKE