New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-13

THE TALK or TIE DAY
A Boston Transcript observer discovered Mr.
Iiowcss Old Dryfoos and his two girls, Christine
and Mca, in theatre the other evening The natural
gas millionaire sleepy for once, but dGrful
toward his daughters: the girl who might have been
Mr. Iowels's model Christine glanced restlessly
about if looking for Bcaton, and said little. but
Mca Dryfoos bubbcd with Melas clilds own style
/ Of comment on actors and on play. The climax Of
her Mcla- Likeness was reached when she said loudly
between the fourth and fifth acts, Well now, like
hi, play real well. never saw any Of the plays that
I liked any better than this one The story works
along prcttily.'
It Was Tough-Mlss F.-why, what is the matter
Ethel whose father has just made his third matri.
monia venurel-Oh, never mind hce. she always
cries that way when papa gets marred-lhacRet
phf,aac.phia claims t. have 10000 dwelling houses
against $1,000 in New YORK. And yet. whenever
philadelphia man gets chance he leaves Philadelphia
where there are 50 many houses, and takes up his
residence in crowded Newlors
Brovn-You may laugh at Eeatleish, but he's no
ioJn W nav know them but all the letters 10 has
had use for OF late years are l o U-(Boston Trans
cript.
An opltaph in a Bairve. Penn, cemetery reads
As follows A. g.. was a good son, loving HusOllu'
=, fond father. an able lawyer but an honest man.
W., ls ens come q1ci. man has fallen FROM
The roof Of hi, house and !, hleedS - nei.n not an
An ,i,Hf I'll be there soon a We gol on
my new dress and have done up my ar or e 1 ae s
hadn't better wear my darh-nns CO., D becon-ns
~ nv complexion but the other Is 80 tyii'h-lieA~S
| >litngs.
It seems that the truly cultured Boston woman
! never carries anything home when shoppiE' HA's
)ne Of them in Tie Boston Transcript one
| mad a niece Of tape sent home, and one" haa q
| AZ. ia m
natter from tie dry goods Stores sad her iI'Aa.
They are sending way; but, as trie A. !Ou NV
saw a woman here in this very MARKET orde' o.e
,lnce Of pepper a few minutes AGO and they had "
yet QUE wagon send 10 the next street I'd he''
/, II was in the morning, it wouldn't so much natter
IN. q, order home in the afternoon ounce OF Pepper
i can't forget IT. She had her num- 'o''
ACOUNTEY IDY-.
ur,ve Won dug vour grass ,~ asked, the city caap
Ear :, ,ay th s he wouid not crash the swain
| Beneath his social ban. - ,,s,
GLOW yonr crop Wien you Ius S0u' e'sS''
bid the wecyll- hurt your peas
And did the canhcr worm destroy
Your Young cucumber trees
Il love. good sir. the country air.
From the town fam would nee
And lose IN, SELF in rural dreams
,,S ,,,iI pi t'' the tnrnp from its vine
Thro' Inc parsnip meadow pun;
And re,t beneath the sIa',i Sh'uc
II the bending cabbage bush.
Doh I fain would be a simple swain
And drive my yoke of CIV,
And rc.t al noon beneath the SiLoo
OF the rutalaea houcns.
OH I'd hunt the woods for the cocoanut bush
or ltsrt At morn with the rustic hoo
To dix the hills for nay
And if at MONDAY grew faint
VITA my labor, strain and rush.
world mix the milhwecd', H,cou. milk
VIII mushrooms a,. .io,o ,r n@,n the nine
In, WHY has your color neg 49,,
Bat the farmer fell with si,kenins th"c-
tn VI lead
Inc l'"''' ''' Texas Si'iin-s.
c.,,,iu youns Mems Christian Association ne
Gently invited . gentleman t. deliver an address, 10
did 80. and battered himself that he made g"a
impression ,n the audience but was somewhat l@Ae"
,l.,l when the chairman at the close OF his aou'c.s
,, ont the HMM: Art thou weary. ar, thou ahsua
art thou sore oppgesscdl T.
, Voice IN The Matter Newcomer WHY is i ma.
your friend has never succeeded ia poht''' H0s
-oG r ',i Poltician-rats it, exactly! His voice
and vox popul have been constant rNais.-'O"'S7'
rmcs
\ little roston school sr the other day defined
A pa;sican a, Il rich lrl,hnan
How far asked the lcadin: Juvenile IN the
amateur play. shall carry this lo'es'e"e '''' '
Whst do You mean asked the ladies who were
''.i 6a 1' entM yl he heroncs waist asked the
lcadu, Juvenile.
Hut You know I've got cork arm. q. no,r, bcr
"OA. that's 80. Then TANK ! " lUt :. I" |rsr
waist. II viii look more lie e'-lbnt"!o Oo'"'"
Archbishop Ryas of Philadelphia who Is to be tS
editor IN chief Of TIE American catholic ke'ic"'
hcrinninr with the July number +, Of The most
enlightened and progressive prclates IN the AicT'
Roman Catholic Church.
yi>ltor-I notice that you conirc Yourself TO '0'''
teilins the future and 60 not reveal the pat ,r q
sure to know all about the past. and they hho" "
little about the future As do.-,Lo"en MAIL
In New England they arc beginning to call 'ns
pcdler a nuisance. How are the mighty " r
Forty years ago. or even less, the e1udy wagon oi -
pedicr was looked upon with re>eroniial a~' ~
every Yankee boy and every Yankee housewife n'"'
Its advent with al almost eager JOY BUSINESS
Fast -pon,onby-rherc was terrible aeei
| icnt Ia inc fast mail, Last nshi-Nhy, Mrs l"H'''
what is the matter Are you gong TO is'm n,e bad
| Mrs Tumlv-Oh--no, sir-onlS Nou-SaNe NC mr..
turn thought at first You referred 30 my Soh'-V
lin ston FREQ Press.
\ s.: Louis man says that Chicago Brownlns
society always begins its sessions by singing luz
, Annie Rooney Eut 81. Louis man Is "'"'
good authority in such matter
4 gentleman went 10 keep a written appoin,lnenm.s
in Wa,t.. with broker whom he ana nO' s",,ed in
sight Seeing a forIorn looking gentleman Sv ,o the
the Office. he said beg pardon slr, fv replied:
no sir I'm the fellow that got broke 'iN
Stngs.
The Rev Mr. sacg. the famous baseball p itcnen
Yale i, pretty sick Of tho thrcadbare ehl'h . ~
him about times day by cheerful iu'0'. o',
tho effect that II his delivery Of sermons - d sN
as his delivery in baseball he is all risn''
Baroness 90 a man servant who has ln,t CONE nne ~,
johann, do not whistle In that aDon''ha''0 ~
JohannBnt Surely your lady ship does not eAp sSs
one I.szr's rhapsodes when In m sisanins tas
) boots-tha II come Oh later when LIN eN""'"'
stiver.- vi CaEso.