The Somerset reporter., 1890-06-26

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fora better washing ssnDsend tAsn saveaA Every
body likes ssvena that triss ~ dust Try 90 uask
A swedish lady Of Sslina, Kan, called o. he
Republican editor and asked him the Fourth
Of July didn't come in June. The editor hunted
up the calendar and told her 1t came four days
later.
A faded and dscolored beard h untidy and
misfortune. 1t may be prevented by using
Buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers, = never
failing remedy.
~ hear you went to the art photographers
to get your pictures taken. How did it come
QUIT" BADLY. 1t looks so much like me ev-
erybody says it is hideous."
You can never know till you try how quickly
a dose Ct Ayers Pills will cure your sick head
ache. Your stomach and bowels need cleans
ing and these pills will accomplish it more effec-
lively and comfortably than any other medicine
you can find.
Don't mistake minnow for 4 whale by the
| splitter the little fellow makes. There are
small-fry men who think, because oftheir spout
ing, that they will be able to pass for whales.
sAvED,-A fine family OF children were all
afflicted with scrofulA. Two died early, the rest
would soon have followed, but for the timely
and persevering use Of Ayers Sarsaparilla,
which built them up into healthy and vigorous
manhood.
| Nun of Lctters-"What are you doing now
| asked one youth Of another. ~ write letters
for living" "What do you write :" "Leiters
to father"
With Ely's Cream Calm a child can be treated
without pam dread and with perfect safety. TT,
the remedy. 1t cures catarrh, hay fever and cold,
in the head. 1t is easily applied into the nostrils
and gives relief with the first application. Price
| 50 cents
1.-THE meek shall inherit the earih," quote,
the minister to a parishoner not noted for hi
meekness YES" replied the layman, "bu
the hustler is contrasting the will very vigorous
ly."
| a new idea embraced in Ely's Cream Balm
Ca,arrh is cured by cleansing and healing, not b.
drying up. 1t is not a liquid q snuff, but u
eaisly applied into the nostrils Its effect 4
ma. fcai and thorough treatment will cure tn
worse cases. Price soc.
To Nervous. DebiIltated Men.
II you will send us your address, we will mai
you our illustrated pamnhet explaining al
about Dr. Dyes Celebrated Electro Voltsic Bel
and Appliances, and their charming effect upoi
the nervous debitated system, aud how the
will quickly restore you to vigor, and manhood
Pamphlet free. II you are thus afflicted we vii
send you Belt and Appliances on a trial.
YoLTAIc BELT Co. Marshall, Mich.
He Remembered. "Well, George, what di
you learn in school to-day I" "kflearned-
that-well, learned that three appYfs plus 81
pears equals nine oranges"
Testimony Of . Prominent Lad>
Of Belfast.
At the corner of Church and Main Streets
Belfast, is the large dry goods establishment q
Mr.. and Mrs. A. d. Chase. For nearly thirty
three years the business Of this establishment
has been carried on by the same parties, an
the firms name has almost become a househol,
word in all the families Of Waldo county. Mr.
Chase is shrewd business-like lady. In regar
to DANA'S SARSAPARILLA she says: %
am now sixty six years Of age, and have bee
in active business thirty two years. For tiftee
years have been a confirmed dyspeptic. Lal
Spring lost my appetite, my stomach becam
more troublesome and was much reduced j
weight and strength. I was induced to tr
DANA'S SARSAPARILLA, and after using
few bottles became better, gaining IL pound
in flesh. Havetaken II bottles and am better alb
to attend to business than for years. l hav
strong faith in its merits"
Something to get rid Of. Maj. Blowitz-"Tt
} fellow tried to steal my reputation" Co
Bluntly-"You have lost the opportunity
your life" "What should have done :" al
h i'm have it,
Mrs. Fangle-"What is Mrs. Gadabout's rel
utaton as a charitable woman based upon.
From behind the newspaper-"Upon her willinI
ness to attend to other peoples business withoi
charge"