Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-18
A BARBER TRIES 70 BE AGREEABLE.
How Ills Pi~easantries Are Taken by q Cue
toner Who IL Full of Good win to Men.

How Ills Personalities IRE Taken by n Cue
toner Who In Full of Good win to Men.
The took his seat In the
BARRIERS chair full Of good will to the
world In general. which included, of
course. the barber shop he had entered
and the barber who was about to maui
him.
Hair cut2" asked that worthy. and
he Immediately began digging at the
customers collar bone as only a barber
can dig, while apparently adjusting the
towel about his neck.
Hair getting pretty thin on top" he
continued as he shipped his scissors
through the locks.
The man in the chair still retained
his good will. though Of the most
trying things for the ordinary maj to
hear is that he is showing n Of the
first signs of old age-a bald head.
"And no wonder, either" continued
the wielder OF the scissors. ''since ]
never saw a head so chock full Of
dandruf rs your head is. It's awful"
The mar talked to WINGED. But
perhaps the fact that the shears shipped
intentionally close to his ear had
much to do with his wincing as did the
BARRIERS words. That worthy at once
saw another opportunity to make him
self agreeable, for lie laughed pleas.
antly and said, Almost clipped a
piece off then. didn't IT. But" he
added, realizing that he was getting of
a remarkable joke, lit is Of such a size
that it a lose quite "a large piece with
out any discomfort"
The customer was conscious that his
good will could moi last long. The
barber. however. had started his con.
versation with an object, and reverted
to his original remark YES, all that
dandruff is bound to make you bald.
headed in less than no time. ! have
just the stuff that will cure you Of all
that and start the growth Of your hair
in its original thickness"
The customer saw that the barber
who was but human, after all-had an
object in making his personal remarks.
SO softened down TO his former good
humor.
''Ah, what do | see!' exclaimed the
clipper in mock horror: "a gray hair
Another one. and another onel Oh. il
won't be long before what's left on
your head will be as white as snow.
You had better let me sell you a con
coction that will put a stop to that"
The man in the chair didn't make all
the answer he was prompted to make.
With a great effort he merely said. Il
guess not today" The mildness OF
that answer by no means showed how
much Of the great good will he felt to.
ward mankind on entering the shop
had been exhausted.
Now for a shave," cheerfully said
the man Of no tact. as he readjusted
the towel after having thrust, under
pretence Of brushing them away, sew.
eral clumps of cut. hair down his vic.
TINS back, And ! tell you you need
1t. too, guess you haven't cared to
see your best girl lately. have your
And he chuckled gleefully over his sally
of wit.
But my" he went on to say. un
mindful Of the clouds that were gather.
ing on the face before him. What a
condition your skin is in. There's no
excuse for those spots all over your
lose and your forehead, too. How il
has been neglected. I've got just the
thing for all that. One bottle will do,
and il you will come in every day for
the next week Ill make applications,
and your skin will be as smooth and as
fair Us a baby's. What No powder
Nothing on your hair: Not even brush
IT. Well, ! declare" as the door slam.
med on the receding figure, what a
cross grained russ il is. ! shouldn't
have thought it."-New York Evening
Sun.