The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-12-21

The Time Kiln club will give its first
ball next Tuesday evening at its new club
rooms, peerless Hall, old court house. }
Dancing will begin at $50 sharp.
A woman tells her husband in winter
that most of her dresses are for summer
and when summer comes she tells him
that they have become old-fashioned.
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There was a ball in town this week
where several of the ladies present have
requested that their names be omitted
from the report. They are not given.
George Paxton, one of the old theatre
crowd that used to hang around Wichita
in boom days, "is playing in "GondClier"
company in the northern part OF the state.
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Henry Stanley will not come to Wichita
or Topeka. The only Kansas town he will
strike is Fort Scott. He will eat Christ
mas dinner with the mayor of that town.
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Why don't Wichita have Calithumpian
parades on New Years day any more?
Several years ago masks and false faces
formed great of the holiday stock in toy
stores.
There was girl on the streets yesterday
with Jane Hading veil on, and she was
stared at like she was ghost. This time
last year every woman in town was wear
ing one.
The boy who will wear girls hat or
cloak without a murmur, will grow up
into man who can pin baby's garment
so that it won't stick it, thread needle
and eat pickles.
A Wichita girl announces that she will
marry the first man who presents himself,
provided he can sing and dance well. This
girl, herself, has to be called for breakfast
every morning.
A Wichita man who lives at a house
where they always have plum-puddlng
for Christmas dinner, wants to know
what a person shall do if he gets red-hOt
rasin in his mouth.
A young couple who have been going
together for two years fell out the other
night over some trifle. She immediately
went east on visit and will bring hus-
band home with her.
A Wichita man never allows a barber to
shave him without first putting towel or
says any man looks foolish peering at his
own image in glass.
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People who want TO get off an electric
car while it is in full motion, and on the
side the iron posts are on, will show great
foresight if they wait until they get near a
drugstore before they jump.
1t is said that the old young society men
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kindly. This shows, if it is so, that the
old set are getting jealous and fear they
will be dropped out entirely.
Wichita people who go to Chicago are
always bringing strange news about the
Wichita people there The latest is that
Len Washburne is one of the leading play
srs in billiard tournament.
There is story-teller in town who,
when he hears story in a crowd and
%nn'S wtS to- tel an tRat d6 S5sP's
remind me of the story have to tell
''Oh, isn't it nice?' cts Just the
hing" $50 kind of you to think of me-"
You had better practice up on these eX-
pressions. You will have to say them
soon, probably when you on'tmean them.
An interesting game of foot ball was
played at Garfield university yesterday
afternoon between the Garfields and a
picked eleven of the West Side, resulting
n score of 3 to Q in favor of the Garfield
boys.
Karl Gardner, the little bunch oflilacs'
actor, jumped over the footlights of Hav-
in's Chicago theatre the other night and
.hrashed a too critical auditor most I'M
He was a striking perform
snce.
Invitations are out for the marriage of
Miss Clara Berlowitz and Mr.. Cadi Klein,
which will occur at the residence of the
uncle of the bride, s. Goldstein, 539 North
Gmporia avenue, Monday afternoon, De-
,ember 80.
4 Wichita young man who recently had
/ foot or so taken off the tail of his cape
,vercoat is still wondering whether the
:ity councils street-sweeping machine
agitation which followed Immediately
liter was personal.
A new male quartette has been organ
zed and will soon make its first appear
lnce in public. 1t is composed of BiOn
Hull, first bass; George Hammann, sec
md bass; j. r. Shields, first tenor; Robert
5mythe, second tenor.
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When Tank Kee, the lecturer on China.
vas here, little Wichita girl was asked
~ her parents upon her return from one
If his addresses if he was Chinaman
No." she said, ''he is not Chinaman, he
S real human man"
&c bord on ba
bins that hold the stockings make a lot of
new holes in the wall, the parlor carpet
gets dose of candle grease, and the peO-
Die who trim the Christmas tree usually
select the best cushioned chair to stand
lpon.
A terrible thing happened al dinner
party in Wichita week before last, where
was trying to be funny at the
expense of small boy. OF course the
mall boy came out ahead, as usual Ifyou
lnow young lawyer who boards at hO-
el, he can tell you about it.
Every member of the Hypatia club is
Urged to attend the business meeting to-
morrow, Monday, Dec. - at the residence
If Mrs. II. e. Toler, 43l North Waco ave-
lue. The annual election of officers will
AXE place and arrangements be perfected
or the fifth anniversary meeting
Mrs. Adam Imboden gave delightful
O'Clock tea on Friday afternoon. Those
present were: Mrs. A w Oliver Mrs
'tamper of Decatur, Ills; Mrs. Gilman,
Yrs. Boughton, of Kansas City; Mrs. w
:; Little, Mrs W. +. Stanley, Mrs. r. p.
and Mrs. Hiram Imboden.
Mrs H. G. Ruggles entertained Tuesday
vening. Cards was the agency OF enjoy
nent. The players were Mr.. and Mrs. Nc
lennon. Mr.. and Mrs. Creditor. Mr. and
Yrs. O'keefe, Mrs. w. Bailey, of Topeka.
Iesdames Baker and Turner, Miss Eva
Turner. Nessrs. Bellingsley and Pierce.
Mr.. and Mrs r. p. Murdoch celebrated
he thirteenth anniversary of their mar.
iage on Thursday evening BY giving d