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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10
Couldn't Fool Him.

What star is thatf' inquired the raw-boned
stranger, hating at the street corner, says the
Chicago Tribune.
That amt star" said the faker with tele-
scope. That's planet
HIM What planet is it?''
THAT, sir, is Jupiter"
Its Jupiter, is it? How do you know it's
Jupiter?'
ter"
But how do you know its''
Know it by its belts"
'Hain't any other planet got belts?"
Possibly some of them have. In the re-
of worlds that the telescope has not revealed
to us, and some of them may have belts like
this one
That's what thought. Do you s'pose Jupi-
ter is inhabtedS'
'Some persons think it is, and some say it
has not yet cooled off sufficiently for human
beings to live upon it,
DO you think it's likely that the people who
live on 1t, II there are any call it JUPITER"
20, no; it isn't at all likely
HIM How much do you charge for look
ing at 1t through that thing?"
Only five cents"
Five cents, heyS You want five cents for
squirting about ten seconds at planet you call
Jupiter because everybody else cllls it Jupiter
and because IL S got belts, when you say your
self it amt the only one that's got belts, and
you ackpowledge the people on it don't call it
Jupiter! It's my belief you don't know whether
it's Jupiter or Jobs Coffin, l say it's durn
Swindle."
And he elbowed bis way out of the crowd
and walked off, leaving the telescope man
Jumping up and down in speeches. rage.
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Is the Mormon Problem solved7

On last Sunday, at a general conference
of the Mormon church in Salt lake City,
MIR. Woodruff, the president of the church.
read a manifesto prohibiting polygamy
There were at least 10000 Mormons present.
and the manifesto was approved unani-
mously and accepted as binding In view OF
this action of the church there is quite
general disposition 70 consider the Mormon
problem solved.
Only week OF two ago the governor of
Utah. in his annual message, said that it
was not probable that the Norman church
would ever make a declaration against
polygamy, and he stated that there had
been large number Of polygamous mar
riages within the last year There is no
reason to doubt that the governor was
sincere in what he said. but he does not ap-
pear TO have been well informed with re-
spect to the feelings in the Mormon church
concerning polygamous marriages. That
church has done what he said there was no
probability of its doing.
But is the church sincere in the action
which 1t has takea2 That is a question
upon which there is certain to be division
VI OplulDU. III Ju5 dDstUCG u tN4QtuCF 10
the contrary, however, would it not be fair
to accept the declaration of the church as
an honest onel 1t may be that the purpose
Of the Mormons in openly agreeing to obey
the anti-polygamy law is to get Utah ad-
United into the union, believing that under
a state government which they might be
able to control they could do as they pleased
with respect to polygamy, but the proba-
bilities are that they have no such purpose.
There is, of course, no desire to interfere
with the Mormon religion if polygamy is
not a part of il. The Mormons are well
come to profess any religion they please so
long as they do not violate the laws. They
must, however, respect the laws. aud as
long as they do that they will not be inter
fered with.
The government will hardly relax its
vigilance in enforcing the anti-polygamy
law-at least not until it is satisfied that the
Mormons intend to obey that law. very
little time will be sufficient to demonstrate
whether their abandonment of polygamy is
genuine or not.
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The Oca!a Meeting.

The annual session Of the supreme council
of the National Farmers Alliance and In
dustrial Union which meets in Ocala. Fla.
Dec. 2, 1890, promises to be a pretty big
affair. The letter which Mr.. Polk. presi-
dent of the National Farmers Alliance sent
to Mr.. Loucks, president of the Farmers
National Alliance recently, contains an in
vitation to all the farmers organi-
cations to send delegates to the
supreme council. The invitation doubtless
will be very generally accepted. President
Folk, in the course of his letter to
President Loucks, after stating that the
National Farmers Alliance and Industrial
Union now embrace thirty.fve states of
the union, and that the depression in
agricultural interests in all parts of the
country makes it necessary for the farmers
to stand together and act in harmony, SAYS
that the democrats must carry as many
congressional districts as they possibly can,
and that "men who would cause dssensions
in the party ranks to-day, or bring about a
split or division, are allies of the republicans
and iujure the SOUTH"
From President Folks statement it would
seem that the National Farmers Alliance
embraces thirty-fve states-that is, it has
a strong foothold in that many states. 1t
would seem from this that it is a power Ia
republican as we'll as democratic states.
The general impression is that in the
northern states it is largely composed of re-
publicans. That being the case it is diff
Oult 70 hot -
Folks letter which says that every effort
must be made to elect the congressional
candidates of the Democratic party.
1t Is certainly not to be expected that
alliancemen who are republicans will make
a special effort TO elect democrats to con-
gress. 1t is barely possible that the state
ment that there are republican members of
the alliance in the different states is a mis-
take 1t is certainly the popular impression
that any farmer of good standing can be-
come member of the alliance of his
county whatever his politics may be- He
is not asked about his politics when he
applies for membership. 1t is pretty safe
TO assume, therefore, that the majority of
the alliancemen in the western states are
republicans. Is it to be understood that
President Polk says that if these republican
alliancemen vote for republican congress
ional candidates they cooperate with Reeds
congress to injure the southa
This question is not asked with the view
of criticising Mr.. Folks letter, but for the
purpose of gaining information. If it be
fact that all the members of the National
Farmers Alliance are democrats, it is an
interesting one. If all alliancemen are not
democrats it is not an easy matter to uader-
stand that part of President Folks letter,
in which he requires all alliancemen to vote
for democratic congressional candidates.
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INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

MEETINGS - Palestine Commandery No. z
K. T.. Pocahontas Tribe, ]. o. R. NJ; Improved
Order of Red Men.
SPECIAL NoTIoEs-Notice of Dissolution and
Continuance of ID. A. Altick's Sons; Real Estate
for Sale by Rowland & Myers; Notice TO All
Whom it May Concern John R. Dillon, Clerk
G @. c.; State and County Taxes 1890; AS TO
Bills Against British Steamships Starlight and
Ardancorrah; Notice as to First Installment of
Preferred Stock of odd Fellows Hall Associa-
ton.
FINANcIAL-Report of the Condition of the
Merchants National Bank of Savannah.
FALL AND WINTER MTLLINERY-At Krouskoff's
Mammoth Millinery House.
To ARRIVE To-DAY-At Ehrlich & Bros
For SALE-The Sumter Republican Material.
HorEL-The De Soto. Savannah, Ga.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous.
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AUTUMNAL ADVICE.

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Keep youreye on your umbrella, Won will
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utes -u
Ii you feel cough or a cold coming on tara
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Remember that only pure whiskey should ha
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Insist on having it,
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She Considered His INTEREST.

81 have something to tell you, Alfred" she
said as they stood under the trellissd portico
previous to his departure. Jack ashton, to
whom was engaged seven years ago. has re.
turned" pE
''ot course he can't insist on the enoage.
ment, replied Allied Vargrave, with emotion.
nov that you nave promised to be my wife I"
mo, (rather hesitatingly) but he has he
come immensely rich. -
You would have me release Won then 90
that you might marry him. exclaimed Aifrsd
fiercely.
No" (Still hestatingly.) ~ am only thinl,
lng wether you wouldn't amass fortune sooner
by going away for seven years than by Taiti in 6
here for my uncle TO die
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Bryant's "Thanatopsis" was read over the
remains of the suicide who recently died in
ST. PauPs Cathedral. London. Then they
should have sung Annie Roonie" Just to
make sure that he was quite dead.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Readers of democratic Journals must
surely feel astonished that the country has
not gone to smash, says the Philadelphia
Press. No; the country is quietly standing
aud submitting to being robbed by statute
But the terrific shaking up in this land
about year hence will be apt to persuade
republicans that something is going to
smash
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Edmund Yates. the eminent novelist and
journalist, was recently ''done" out of $50
by the ex-wife Of his son, a I'D the old man,
who had been very liberal to her, seems TO
feel quite sore over it. He accused her of
forgery, which, however, was not proven,
as she had merely filed in check signed in
blank, and altered the date.
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OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

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New York. All advertising business outside of
the states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
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VANISHED.

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Now They'll Have to Kick.
Fhom The GALVESTON Ne,ns lneml.

From the Galveston NelCS (Dem.)
A few days ago Speaker Reed said that the
American peopls had the most ridiculous rev.
erence for United States senators. Il wish. "
he said, the American people could be present
some time and see the old grandmothers in
action" He calls the senators grandmoth
at all times, and never aliudes to them EXCEPT
in the most severe manner.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Realistic drama has already introduced a
tank OF water, pump, locomotive, a load
OF hay, fire engine, tramp. live lion,
Dloodhounds and a buzz-saw. Next we
shall expect to see real actress OF a genuine
quart Of milk.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Titles have a great charm for the average
American despite our national. affectation
of indifference to such things. That is
shown in the way men cling to the official
designations attached to petty Off ces they
may have held even though it may be ex-
deputy constable.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Actors of repute are denouncing the ultra
erotic poster. While they are at it they
might just as we'll denouuce good many
plays and players that are equally destitute
of merit. But these giddy and radiant
females on the dead walls are merely exem.
plifying the fact that under the new tariff
law dresses are away up.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Physicians now state that chewing gum
makes wrinkles il the face. So does chew
ing apple fritters. Nevertheless gum-chew-
ing ought to be prohibited by statute, under
penalty of deep water ducking.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Historian Bancroft ascribss his great
longevity to incessant equestrian exercise
That, however, largely depends on whether
you manage to stay on the horse when you
get there.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Choctaw Indians are much excited over
an anticipated visit from Monitor and will
not talk land to Uncle Sans agents. They
say they expect all the white people in this
country to be drowned in food of mud
next summer. AS the presidential cam
paign will be well under way by that time
their conjectures are not wholly ground
Iacc
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Strong men should be sent to congress.
says the New York World. That's sound
advice. They should at least be strong
enough to get out ia case the door is sud-
denly closed just as they chancs to want tc
sse q man.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

When we contemplate the multiplied
difficulties New York has with her census
count, we cannot blame the French people
for banishing the Comte de Paris after
tolerating him for fifty continuous wears.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Strauss grand Dutch concerts at the
Minneapolis exposition last week were at
tended by over 10000 people. They were
probably greatly disappointed when they
found it had nothing to do with wheat.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Not satisfied with committing a cold
blooded murder, for which he is to hang,
that heartless young scapegrace, Birchall, is
now engaged in writing book. Revenge
is sweet
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Congressman Atkinson, of West Vir-
ginia, virtually admits that the republican
managers, under advice of Quay, had a
scheme to colonlze the state in tims for 1892.
They haven't got that neat little scheme
now
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Enterprising young grangers who go to
New York looking for green goods" men
whom they may devour, will hereafter
bear in mind that the police are about the
toughest citizens they can stumble against;
more dangerous, because they are quite as
crafty and INSCRIPTIONS. and decidedly
more numerous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Since the republicans vaunted success
with the tariff bill, some impetuous indi-
vidual has robbed train in Ohio without
awaiting the result of the current cam.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Wyoming is a state and yet the census
accredits her with only 6O,5s9 population, ,
while Idaho with an officially accredited
population of s4,229 is still rapping for ad-
mittance. But then Idaho has only lately
demonstrated her ability to vote he repub-
iican ticket
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Cupid seems to have lost his pull" He
doesn't seem to have any influence in mod
ern matrimonial arrangements. Yet he
Tugs around such q load of arrows and re-
sponsibility that it makes him bow-legged
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Nearly all Europe is kicking about the
United States laws of one kind or another.
They have no reason to complain of us.
Most of our laws are made by foreigners.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10
he Immediately Rushed Home.

From the Chicago Herald (Dem.)
The President has been up to Johnstown to
see the effects of the great flood. The specta-
Gle could have given him only faint idea of the
flood that awaits him in November
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

When the tariff law took effect it was
greeted by cannon-fring in Pennsylvania.
There are still good many big guns in that
state that ought to be fired.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Philadelphia has nominated a Mr.. Settler
He isn't very strong, but it is against their
principles to take anything strong. They
say they'll stick to Settler this trip.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

When Mr.. Harrison journeyed westward
he was accompanied by few friends and a
rain storm.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Now cometh the hustling candidate carry
ing his hand in front of him. Shake with
him now, and he'll give you tho shake later
on.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10
Law Is Rough on Patriots.

From the Ne,o York Mail and Express (Rep.l
No matter how much you love the republican
cause, you must re ulster before you can vote.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

Spain has made due and formal applij
cation to the government at Washington
fer some of Mr.. Blaine's reciprocity.
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FOR NEURALGIA AND HEADACHE

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Thanksgiving day comes Immediately
after the base ball season ends.
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Enough to Make Kim Desperate.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer (Repl.
jefferson Davis library contains I25 volumes
of the Congressional Record, and now we
know why he wanted to break up the union
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-10

In the eloquent and graphic language of
the Greenland Nsaroafsldrzpan, "Arro-
gaglotio Nalinglmaruik Suparamiuarsir-
lex" Them's our sentiments.
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CURRENT COMMENT.
He Finds That Much Easier.

From the Chicago Inter Ocean (RepD.
The politician who can't stand on partv
platform generally winds up by lying on It,
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CARROLL, IA, July, 1889
Twas suffering 10 years from shocks in my
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toTecover. Itook medicines from many doc.
tors. but didn't get any relief until took
Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic; the second dose
relieved me, and bottles cured me.
S. w. PECK.
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Ask for VAN HoUrEN's CocoA-Take nc
other.-Adu.
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anslly and went away Without s'd dolnx ~ AZ s
harm. -
N. James and his brother each ,ook nm
~ presumption, 160 acroo Of land. 81 fhe
point near Grass cruok. e the enfranoa -
ne nefbor. Mr.. James sayo that Damou's
was then known - .sAileeoost'' point. and
feeeIsona point On The right side was
cs!ied "Cnehalis' point The big rock or
harbor wharf looking west, was named If
Ter NJ. James. Il i called flames Rock. =
but Mr.. James says that the midland. when
h came, called Il ssThlemape.p The isl-
and then comprised an acre Or more 81
ground and was ninsty-three feet hieh.
AZ the very pinnacle was lofty fir tree.
, NV tnsre = scarcely quarter Of IN acre
highest part of the island, has disappeared
altogether.
NJ. James lived on his ranch for about
ZEN years, and Tor the last tventv-five years
has made only occasional visits to the
naroors he says that ssChehaiisn means
SANDY point" and that tho Whiskah river,
tne nsms meaning .sstinking WATER" was
nameo tnas by the Indians because Of the
1s0lsa0n tnat large number OF fish
were 0nce driven up there from the
So and bad died and polluted the
stream for time. ssHoouiam. be saws.
means hungry wood. or large timber
Humptulups" means hard 10 pull y
Mount Rainier, he says, was always
SHOWN BY that name. the Indians
calling any white mountain .'Tscobit"
II Is specially interesting to know ct the
present time that Mr.. James was one ol
the nrst party Of white men ever known to
nave gone up into the Olympic country.
he joined party Of eleven and they p.ne-
tfated past the point now known as Stevens
prairie. but then called By the natives
'Maccoom." During the early Indian wal
ton county volunteers, under Captain Hen.
Miss.