Telegram-herald. ([Grand Rapids, Mich.) 18??-1892, 1890-12-03
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nes here slth TIE gnost dance tae
s4lsstson Army = gong thHo9gh wtn
here Al t1e home Tax slsoat frolhing
a. the aoalB, TAX atroat h0sAng. tala
soout bo0klag and ersprang- love, CSC.
AgAia / s4y il . newheEe With our
craze. You can let your bottom dollar
aud alns tnat there . moi another eel
OF women On esrta taat e2a and would
lump - hign Aad d. 81 much 10 save
the lost souls ~ as Oh soldlers as those
saiY4tou a0aen. ca. slr, 4 = tau for
rs 10 see taem bound, let alone tue
rest they DO. Our sergeant has detailed
twenty-five men or less ~ clean up the
fr0th they split over the fioor last nlngt.
Ny pen can not describe IL, nor could
your besl reporter. The barter NOW
charges cents more ~ shave the sal-
ysti0n cenyegt5lhau ne does any OF the
her old soldiers. I asked the cause
OF that, anu l MAS told that their faces
were go much longer.
Chaplin Gibson ala well in desert lng
the salvation ghost dance at the Sold
lers' Home, hut he don't know 50 much
about u as We 90. loa have heard long
and short meter Well the Salvation
wOmen arc bully on snort meter, Dut
II ls quite long sometimes alter we are
gone 10 bed. They render their longest
meter always when the most OF us are
III bed. They nave nlgit ehaperOne
with them. lie dances now quite often.
You ought 10 see HIM fTcth, too.
Gracious | DO not see where so much
OF the stuff comes from. Each one Of
them is wound up for eight days before
they come, or II they forget Il, they
get wound up here al the home.
Some of the old Salvation soldiers 90
around with the nat 10 get money for
them. This Is the way they talk: Now,
comrades, chip IN tonight. Them wo-
men want little. Don't say no. You
must NO H. JtlAtAtfiU. II
make even Smiths end men laugh If
they be here. Well, sir, it is the great
est show on earth. Just see once. In
the morning the bugler has 10 blow a
little ahead of time, or we would not
hear II. Then they 90 al II again be-
fore noon. Then after dinner. Then
they hang to it until supper Then
from supper time to-God knows when
they stop, for do not. go TO sleep.
and they are whooping il up all this
time. Sir, 1t is glorious for Us 10 60 TO
sleep in long meter.
Some OF the boys claim that there
have several old soldiers died Just on
long meter. But | don't believe that.
i know there have several of them
passed away mysterously, hatit cannot
be on the meter account. For they like
to meter.
The husbands of these six meters up
town must find their wives about as bad
off as the old soldier is. For both me-
ters go through the same contortions in
this salvation ghost dance. Oh, Mr..
Editor, / forgot TO tell you that the
man meter of the Salvation Army has
got mouth that ought TO be put on
one of our new gunboats for whistle.
Uncle Sam could speak loud TO the In
dams in the west. PROSECUTED.