The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-27
sUNFLowER SKINNER.

Judge Tourgee, the author. sets out IN
the Inter- Ocean to score Senator Ingalls,
Another fools errand."
Funston must recognize that he made
one mistake. He didn't put enough news
paper men in postoftices
1t is generally agreed to by the papers OF
the state that Sam Crowford can make
accusations more becomingly by proxy.
After the utterance it seems that Andy
Felt and buried his states right opinions
and is trying to forget the place of inter
meut
| Charlie Scott heads column of compli-
mentary notices to Farmer Funston with
poem by Eugene Ware entitled pol
itics."
| Kate Field is a woman. Had she been a
man, the public would never know from
her own lips that she had been gulled by
| two western real estate dealers.
| One Sabetha preacher who has been sued
for calling another minister Jack ass, -
should remember that it is not always safe
| to be as humorous as Sam Jones.
| This is the last Sunday before the con-
ventiOn the candidates for the Seventh
district congressional nomination will
have. If they do any praying, it will not
be for rain
The anti-Funston papers are not dis
couraged They remember that the boy
whose primary school is as simple as A. B.
c., is not always the most successful when
it comes to counting and arithmetic.
Congressman Perkins exhibited the first
Kansas original package that had ever
been seen in congress during the debate
the other day. AT least the house took
Mr.. Perkins word for it, that it was I'M
broken.
Eugene Ware wants to know if the Ar
gentine smelter is putting up for Funston
in the Second district. This would seem
to rather put the brake on George Martins
recent declaration that Eugene Ware was
''out of the way"
The most bitter, vindictiye and eXpen-
sive campaign ever held in the country
has resulted in giving Mr.. Funston the
delegation" was the message which Eu-
gene Ware sent to H. NJ Greene, of Law
renee after the primary elections in BOur-
bon county.
William A.Phillips has formally aunouc-
ed that he will be a candidate for congress
in the the Fifth district. John Anderson
beat Mr.. Phillips out of his seat in con-
gress. This is a very amusing game of
ante-over but it must be growing trife
mOnOtOnous to the spectators.
The Newton Republican refers to the
Alliance candidate for congress as Jerry
Simpson. From Tom Norton's former
course towards the Alliance and Union
LabOrites we are not surprised that he
would insinuate that the whilom marshal
of Mediciue Lodge was nOXiuOus weed.
One of the Marion Records objections to
Senator ingalls, is that he has taken Occa-
sion to ridicule Senator Blair. Such an
argument against man who has tried to
keep clown from interrupting the legis- |
lative procession with his hobby, can not |
exactly be called sledge hammer blow"
Editor Hoch better send his arguments to |
New Hampshire.
At Barclay in Usage county, lives one
of the smallest dwarfs in existence. His |
name is Major Loos and he was 20 years |
old on the first of June. He is 80 inches |
in height and weighs SO pounds. He is to
be exhibited for the first time at the fairs |
in Kansas this fall. His parents are me
dunn sized people, and no freak ever APP
peared in the family before