The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-11-20
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bssiily siiiien sdsaf,tmeni. asks Tor A
yonsg m.n 10 take charge Of . span Of
horses OF religious turn Ct mind.
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sweets. Flossis. I, siII inius your teeth.
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can take ny teeth out. like grandma
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uish ic marry my dsusbisri But ere yon
sure you car support . wiiei Why. yes.
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- Oac Of The foest things about chill.
drn Is tho way. when they have hurt
themselves. they start and run oil over the
house naiiI they Ind somebody to bear
them cry.
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90 we'll drsvn that IL csn't be broken.
rejoice TO bear that. uncle. don't know
whether Jon do or moi Joseph. haven't
lei, yon cent
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queues. and bumor. ~ss delighted TO give
the Bride avsy. SO be stood up before
the vast congregation add announced b, =
sge as thirty two.
--wbs, a wouderful age Of invention Il
isi said Mrs. Peterson; see they are
nov Masking wire cloth. aud Ill have sou
this very week TO put = seat in Johnpy's |
every day trousers.
-Crimplv- Don't you think Miss Dox.
cy plays better then she sios.i Miss
Trumble-l don't know, When / hesr
her sing ! lbink she does When she
plays think she sings batter.
- Mr., Stanley says be Is ssiooished TO
fnd thai bis wife rs . very eloquent
vomsn. Thai. says the Boston Herald. 10
. discovery that frequently dawps upon
husbands shortly after the honeymoon 10
over.
PHOTOGRAPHER 10 young LADY, -Tbers
Ia DO need Of telling you TO lsoh pleasant,
mi y. Slch f.ce Cannot be otherwise
than pi,assn, Yvuss Lady lsrsciously)
II will take two dtz u ,ir. instead Of one
dozen.
The western paper that referred TO the
leacef oi Ihs party IS the greatest chief
smeaa them all. aud by a compassionate
errof called lin "the greatest Thief among
them ali, came cut 10 deep mourning the
neII day Tor the editor
Marie, ssid Ca.ppie, p.ssioDstely.
will You mol take me' an oil yours.
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take your she replied. I'm not collecting
curioeities. aud IL we're | wouldn't have
. cage large enough for you. h
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ing vlllsse chntoh TO party Of visitors,
lis only rung 10 case Of visit from tie ,
lord bishop Of the diocese, = fire, food
or say other .ucb calsmiiies
doctor loo ocean stssmeil Your turn
hes come, see, sir. ALLOW me to- See.
lick passenger (s1 old pssseusef) Mo.
y o. doctor. Il "a sni soon pass on. II
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cog y too, ,Lusr hteiAi complies 0
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fe.ii, ,ou .,vols hsss rt.n bos brsu,i.
iliy sadly h d.ncej
"A litil. iriloS OF four years went 10
to see Lis fathers horse shod,
nod VI. Watching closeIy the work OF the !
'hoe,os The blacksmith began to pare
he hoiss's Looi. sni tbiakiug tbi. Was
HroIf. The little boy said earnestly: Nv
% dou't ssnt bis horse msde any smal. o.
90.
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'si. bnt % s.s. him sssy. 80 I'm awful Z
orr,. ssh jimmy 70 hi. friend. Did you
owe the moak~,p asked his companion,
10. ss,d jimmy. but the monkey used 10 :
"a blamed ior everything that ven.
'rotg aud hos do,
u! . C'.rs 10 feiheriy. Who Is max.
~ "a ,,s1lns calf Poor little Bobby
- - SLOWED penny 10 day. and we've
u ben 90 much worried shout H.
'ethsri. t.omrsl.s 81 . loss for wards Of
neeaf.sr@cril -ob. ! sr.uoaidat sorry.
Iiss Glars. peauy 10 NOT much.
I'D you kno~. ny dear. sci Mr.. Oar