The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-02
BRIGHT BI rs.

THE death.roll-a soda DISQUALIFICATION Trov-
eEer.
So MANY MEN confound a curiosity to know
about their neignbors with thirst for knowi-
edge. -Atchison GU he.
IT TAXES three generations t. make gentle
man, but he can't vote any harder than the
other fellow. Indie a Oils JJurnIl.
I'm NOT IN IT. y said the traveller. as he stood
on the S alton platform. AMI watcled the last
train disappear in tue dstance.-Pack.
A BREATH may dim the fame of great man,
who ne ,ects t. chew q Glove aft n going out
between the acts Of a pay.-ierGs >ifsin9s
YES" maria se is a lottery an I'm draw
ing prize, ami tue yaung mal laughed as he
pulled the baby coach up the stairs.-PhtlGdel-
phtd Times
CuMso-You can lead a horse to water, but
you can't make nim drink.
Banks just tie same with colonel, isn't il
-BroOkyh L f.
No MAN need look through a heavenly tele-
SC pe to find the ptth of duty. 1t is right under
bis lie I, an lie can keep IN It it he has mind
to.-Nen Oriealt &C iyWne.
SNAPPER-Who is that idiot That Just went
out, leaving the door openg
Cynlc-Hes the low who swore 50 because
some one else left it op -n.-BOston Herald
LANDLApy-W would you call beefsteak,
Mr.. Cutelyf An entree or =?
Star Boarder-ff 1t is like this, would put it
eieT.
IT is WELL always to be punctual. but there
are reasons WHY it Is better not to arrive in
front of q big, new building just as hodful of
falling bricks is coming down,-SomerUitte
Journal.
NATURE is a great landscape painter. She is
parti .ulariy lutte mp arat9 just now, IL may
judge from the great quantities of red scattered
aud spattered over the country.-NeW York
Commercial
BADGERINa ATToRNEy-Insanity runs in your
family | BELIZE
Long sutf ring Witness-Well, my grand
father gut gathering rags to become a lawyer.
-NeU ORR sun.
SQUIGGER Say, old man. why don't you
make joke about the man with his overcoat
in soak?
Funnyman with shudder,-It's no joke!
That's why!-BOston Traveller.
Il DON LOVE your"
No, you DIM"
''Grtat guns. don't I wear the shirts you
make for me ignU alongs And can give you
a stro ger proof tIan that?'
She oay sobhed.
Il think too much Of you in fact. to tell any
toiy ven that il was you that made them. "
Philadelphia Times.
EMERSON WALDO of Bosron)-I do so despise
petty personal remarks. There are so many
lofty and eieva lug subj cts on which cultured
minds may cluverss-literature. art, science
au0 the bro I'd field of metaphysics. Don't Won
agree with me, Mass Pate?
Miss Plate OF o naha)-You bet | do. Mr.
Wallo But do look at Mrs Laler over there
she walks as if she had corns.-LL0ht.
''How is Miss Smith, Georga?"
Il don't know. We are no lon <er friends"
"Graco S. W at has happen 'd?'
''We were out rowing an she found fault
with my way of han ling the boat. I replied
somewhat tArtly; one word brought on another,
and she got mad"
Yes"
$50 she threw me overheard. Boston Cou-
rier.
Mrs WELLEs Ey GIRroN-Why are you so de-
jected Miriam a! You have every reason to be
elatei a n er ha ing taken the s snior prize in
classics; and your say deddctive philoso-
ply won the a lmirat. on of all the faculty. So
well equipped girr should
Miranda Girlon-That's Just the trouble
How--how caa find husband who is able to
sew buttons on and COOK, and mind the the
orr tHeaps.1--C eveIG ID homestead
An uxEARTHLY racket disturbed the confer
eDce of he police authorities
"0ficer." said the chief sharply, to the man
near Est the door, go out and tel those hood
lums ii they do It quit blowing their internal
fish horns when they start on picnic, they'll
get into trouble"
The officer went out, but came back almost
Immediately.
lit isn't a hoo ilums' picnic" he said. Its
tally-ho coach. "-Chicdgo Tribune.