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Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

THE brass-band man is ALWAYS ready to
go out on little toot.-N. 0. Picayune.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

THE man who swears off is gloomy for q
while, but it is not long before he begins to
smile again.-Boston Courier.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

HITHERTO a N n who had lost his ssgrip''
was looked upon with commiseration. but
now man VINO mas lost his grippe is re-
Saw Traveller.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

THIS is queer transaction, remarked
the man who got stuck with a counterfeit
quarter.-Lowell Mail
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

A YOUNG man has reached an important
turning point in his life when he goes down
a side street to avoid meeting man who
has loaned him money.-N. o. Picayune
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

MANY youth who seeks for the tree OF
knowledge gets only branch-Bingham-
ton Republican.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

IT generally turns out that, sooner or
later, every Napoleon of Finance bumps
up to his sorrow against Wellington OF
Justice. Philadelphia Press
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

IT is said that it takes three generations
to make gentleman. The recipe fails wher
the third generation is girl-Binghamton
Leader.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

QUITE neat and appropriate is it that
cross-examination is often instituted to
settle vexed observation-disclosures Ameri-
oaO
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

In order to properly observe the require
ments Of the Lenten season, some people
tell nothing but fish stories.-Philadelp
Times
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

WHEE man is up in the arts of knavery
he isn't uprig ight.-Binghamtom Leader.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

Yes, champagne is elevating, but, like
the elevators in building, it brings down
quite as many men as it uplifts.
Transcript
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

ONCE fisherman always q iar.-Tke
Weeks Sport
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

To the stomach, liver and bowels, Dr.
Pierce's Pellets excel One dose.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

THE chestnut as a tree is a native of Cas-
tania in Asia. As a joke the responsibility
seems to rest on the modern circus and
minstrel man.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

1T seems impossible to get away from
them.' said Wall street sufferer who saw
a shark while sojourning in Florida. Wash
ington Post aH
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

THEY have stood the test of time-ssTan-
sill's Punch,' Americas S finest &c. Cigar.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

IT goes without saying that prompt mail
delivery regulations should be enforced to
the letter. Baltimore American.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

THE position of Minister of Greece is
looked upon as fat Yonkers States
man.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

BEST, easiest to use and cheapest. Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. 25c.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

THE man who thinks figures never lie
should compare banks assets with it's
books after Napoleonic raid Puck
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22
VASELINE PREPARATIONS.

On receipt ofprice in postage stamps we win send
free by mail the following valuable articles:
One Box of Pure Vaseline, 10 Cents.
One Box Of VaselineC Camphor Ice, 10 Cts.
One Box of Vaseline Cold Cream, Is Cts.
One Cake of Vaseline Soap. =. 10 Cents.
One Bottle of Pomade Vaseline, 10 Cents.
II you have occasion to use "Vasene" in any
form be careful to accept only genuine goods put
druggists are trying to persuade buyers to take
Vaseline Preparations put up by them. Never yield
to such persuasion, as the article is an imitation
without value and will not do good nor give you
the result you expect. two ounce bottle of Blue
Seal Vasene is sold by all druggists at ten cents.
Novaseline 10 genuine unless the label.
Chesehrough Mfg. Co., "a State St., N. Y.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22

NASHVILLE SHORTHAND INSTITI II tpILnyi ~
~ Church Il Summer SITS. Nashville, Ienn. = = 1d
FalI. Prop. Educates practically ana secure 80
positions for all prohcents Shorthand, ,Iype"I
Bookkeeping and Penmanship. WriteI rcaLaiVhN
ssrNAME THIS PAPER sTsry time you Wrsta.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22
lie JEFFERSON DAVIS mos most pEPSl.as1. PGRala15

Three editions in three weeks. Beautifully lIlu-
trated Local and General Agents Wanted. Comp,,slS
outfit S1.OO. r. II. WOODWARD, Baltimore alu.
Huntsville gazette., 1890-03-22
Purity.
Your Blood

At the coming of spring the blood should be puri.
fed as Impurities which have been accommodating
for months or even years are liable to mantle
themselves and seriously affect the health. Hoods
Sarsaparila is undoubtedly the best blood purifier.
Itexpes every taint of impuriy, drives out scrofu-
lous humors and germs of disease. and gives to the
blood the quality and tone ess entail to good health
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
War Against the swallowtail in Japan
From the Neto York Sun

newspaper and governmental campaign
against dress suits is in progress in Japan.
OF late years the orthodox evening dress of
the men of the Caucasian world had gained
great popularity in the high society Of the
japanese empire, and it had become GUS
tomary to write on all invitation cards the
word Notwithstanding, that is, wear
your dress suit" Some of the old fashioned
japanese, who were in the swim long he-
fore the customs of Caucasian society pene-
trated to the interior, began short time
ago to object to this sort of thing. The
Choya, japanese periodical, took up their
cause. 1t argued at considerable length
that the Japanese figure was too dumpy and
the japanese legs too short to look well
under swallowtails. These arguments seem
to have had great weight with the govern
rnent, for it has decided to recall the order
requiring all persons present at the open
ing Of parliament next summer to wear
dress suits
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20

The emperor is a great sportsman, and he
has been in the habit for years past Of visit
ing mis- uncle the first day Of the mountain
cock season, for a tramp through the forest
with bis gun. He generally has good luck
Last year two excellent specimens fell into
his bag the first day he was out. The cocks
were sent to Berlin and their beautiful
black plumage was made into fan, which
was presented TO the empress as a souvenir
of Thuringla, where q great part OF her
childhood was spent.
Alexander Tsar, the car, the Cesar Of
all the Russias, is enjoying his bath IN q
freshet of new worries. When last I saw
him, it was several years ago. he was q
magnificent looking fellow, every inch O
king, as the saying goes, but seventy-five OF
six inches Of physical kingliness are evil
IDENTIFY no guarantee Of wholesome tsarship.
de could then crush a glass goblet with the
grip of his hand aud bend a silver
dollar double with his thumbs, yet he
is too feeble to hold a mere sceptre
the right way, and straight though
his backbone then was, it isn't at all good
for use as ruler. His would-be annihila-
tors are at it again. Another raid must be
made on the university students and
another nosegay or the flower of Russias in
tellectual, progressive life must be slung
into the Siberia pest hole. Where is it to
end? Not even a pseudo sacred car is ON
nlpotent enough to drain or dam the life
blood of his people without sapping his
country's vitality; the demon of great de-
potlsm possesses his rancorous SOUL ahC
goads hint into plotting and filibustering in
other domains to divert his remnant
of mind from the troubles
at hand. A new pretender ha.
risen up in turbulent Afghanistan, one
Ishak Khan, who is bribing his follower,
with Russian gold to upset the rule OF
Abdurrahman, the ruler subsidized by
England. 1t is not that the tsar has any
real intention, nor even a remote hope, Of
conquering the Afghans as a step prelimi
nary TO annexing India. any circum
stances those schemes belong to the next
generation, not to ours. The motive of the
tsar is simply the old one, familiar to al
monarchs who sit on insecure thrones, they
must tickle their subjects with visions Of
conquests, and keep the soldiery good hu.
mored with prospects Of glory and loot.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20

symbol with a substantial gift or two. per-
haps the return Of things formerly owned
and still coveted by the Otheri Suppose it
will paw both OF them better TO join hands
and hearts and interests as near Eeighbors
should! Suppose they agree to give the
cold shoulder to that ugly bear, and keep
his nose from shifting the bird consecrated
10 the uses OF Uncle Sans Thanksgiving
day: Well, what's amiss with these sup
posiugsl Wait awhile, listen hard at the
keyhole, and you viii get both eye and ear
opened that may surprise you.
The ever gay and mystic Labouchere is
under a cloud. He implied, or more than
that, that Lord Salisbury was a liar. the
offense was one thing but the bluader was q
bigger. and dear I.abby's tender heart well
nigh cracks whenever he has been weak
enough 10 blunder. As self-elected cham
pion Of several extreme schools Of political
thought he has not seldom been repudiated
By members Of each for extravagant
speeches. Now, if there ever was a canny
man in the Scotch sense. Henry
Labouchere might any time these
twenty years have taken the cake, as he
takes everything else in life, that is, with
perfect ease Of conscience and brain. Henry
is unique. A born diplomatist he never got
his rights in the ambassadorial realm, so he
carried his mastery Of arts into the COM
mercial field first, and made a fortune or
two. Then he jumped them over the hedge
into the theatrical field, where he bagged
pretty wife and other treasures Then he
slipped through the ever open gate into the
swampy field of journalism, where he ex-
hibits the art of gaily skimming along the
surface of boys innumerable without
sinking like the thousands Of common NOR.
tails who preceded. and others who attempt
to rival him. None but Labouchere
would dare to stick the alias truth" as the
descriptive of any newspaper, much less
Laboucherean gossiper. No saint of old
ever was half as godly as Labouchere looks,
but isn't; no learned pundit could possibly
be as grave and self -contaIned es Labou-
chere seems to be, and no Merry Andrew,
Grimaldi, or Madcap Hoyden had 1.-THE of
the bubbling wit and rolicking devil-may-
carishness of this self-same Henry of North
ampton. Henry" says Tim Healy. the
bouncing bantam, Henry bates Banagber,
an all the wurruld knows that Banagher
bangs the divil"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
ABOUT APAIR OF KINGS.
EMPEROR WILLIAM HUNTING
MOUNTAIN COCKS

The Czsr Hunting Nihnists - Good
Sport Around the old Castle of
wartburg-Uneasy Crowns in Eu-
rope The cars Little Game.
Labouchere the Inscrutable.
CCopmiohtl
BERLIN, April l0.-Emperor William
has made preparations 70 90 10 Eisenach, in
the mountains Of Thuringia, on April a.
FOR a DAVIS sport. He will be the guest Of
his uncle the Grand Duke Of Wiemar, at
ancient Wartbdrg castle. one Of the Oldest
and most picturesque in all Germany. The
grand duke some time ago undertook 10 re-
build the ruins of his ancestral castle which
dates from the eleventh century, and here
his majesty will be entertained while he is
hunting the wary mountain cock. His
apartments will be situated in the
second story Of the LAndgrafenhaus and are
quantity furnished IN MEDIEVAL style. His
majesty will reach the castle on the evening
of April Is. and supper will be served in the
historical Knights hall, after which the
evening will be spent before the great fire
place. with beer and cigars.
His majesty will be called at o'clock on
the morning of April u, ami driven through
the dark forest to the Zillach woods, at
tended only by the head forester Of the
duke.
The mountain cock is an extremely scary
bird, and it is necessary for the hunter TO
take his station during the night, or he
would have little chance Of getting near the
game. The mountain cock generally has
favorite tree where he spends the night at
this time OF year. The hunter creeps softly
up to the tree which the game frequents,
before daylight. and at the first glimmer of
dawn the cock begins clucking aud purring
and Tapping his wings, his purpose being to
call the hens and give warning to any other
cocks that may be in the vicinity. While
he is purring he is deaf to any sound, and,
therefore, the skillful hunter finds little
difficulty in getting within easy range OF
him by moving while he sings"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20

Russia and France have for these fifteen
years been coquetting cold-blooded way.
France has had an eye to friendlyslift in
view Of possible scrimmage years hence.
Russia has been trying to hope for one
European powers sympathy, or at least
suplneness, when some day she tries to gobble
up the poor little snltan. Dreams. idle
dreamsl Both delude each other and them
selves. France has had and is likely to have
as much domestic scrubwork to do as She
can manage In her parlor and office Twenty
I'VE ministries in nineteen years does
not look like solid settling down to bust
ness. Outdoor jobs can afford to wait and
they must. Russias short-sighted miscal-
cuiaaons are now about to be expiodej in a
way least expected. When Bismarck oava
up business the keys went into the hands ~
younger manager with plans and methoda
OF ms own. The young German emperor is
olgDerly anti-French in union matters He
VIII have no French cooks nor coolerv no
frencnlfied ways for him. frn ~
porn 6erman, but diplomacy is onita
aaotner thing. Suppose Germanv
oHers the kiss of reconciiie.
uon to sister France, accompany the
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
GEORGE vANDRRBILT's PLANS.
He is Looking After His Castle In
North Carolina.

He is Looking After His Castle In
North Carolina.
New YORK, April 13.-The youngest OF
the Wand erbilt boys, George, has come
forth from his seclusion and is taking ar
active interest in the construction of his
castle in the North Carolina mountains. He
expects that it will be completed in time for
occupation year hence, aud when his
plans are carried out it will be an ideal re-.
sort for recluse who is a book lover and 8
student of history.
1t is understood that young Vanderbilt is
just now absorbed in historical investiga-
ton, and bis friends think that he contem-
plates, If he can overcome his ditfidence, the
publication of some of the results of his in.
vestigation. His castle and the new rail-
road which he is building to it are costly
affairs, and neceSsitate frequent visits tc
his bankers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
STANDARD FOR OVER HALF A CENTURY

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
OH. SCnEMCN'S
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DYSPEPSIA

And all Disorders of the Di-
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tie. DR.. Schenck's New Book
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
PURELY VEGETABLE,
STRICTLY RELIABLE,
AND ABSOLUTELY SAFE

For Sale by all Druggists. Price 25 cts
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mail. postage free, on receipt of price
DR.. J. II. Schenck & Son. Philadelphia, Pa
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
4 Superb Stock.

WE have now open at specially low prices,
beautiful novelties in plain and fancy fine wove
colored Dress Fabrics in Glorias, Mohair, Beiges.
Plads, Serges, Cashmeres, and Henriettas and
in our Mourning Department. new back Dress
Materials in Camels' Hair, plain and bordered
Serges, Crepoline, Batiste, jacquard weaves,
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printed Ponges, in exclusive designs and colors.
WE WOULD CALL SPECIAL ATTENTION
TO AN ENTIRELY NEW LINE OF FANCY
WASH SILKS, Tussar and Japanese Silks in
dress patterns only; no two patterns alike.
Also handsome assortment of French Challies
in dress lengths.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20

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nausea, indigestion, bloating. weak back,
nervous prostrstion. debility and sleep
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compounded by an experienced physician
and adapted to woman's delicate organi-
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system. 1t is the only medicine for
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This guarantee has been printed on the
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out for many years. WoRLD's DIsPEs-
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20

For rundown" debilitated and overworked
women. DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the
best of all restorative tonics. 1t is potent
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Diseases peculiar to Women apowerful, general
as well as uterine, tonic and nervine. 1t imparts
vigor and strength to the whole system. 1t
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
WHITE GOODS.

A full line of India Linens, plain and striped
Nainsooks, just received. Also plain and fig
ured French Dimity.
Hemstitehed Lawns, 4s inches wide, at 4Oc.
and up to Sc. yard.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
MORRISON, FOYE & CO.,
LEADING DRY GOODS HOUSE
YOUR GRAND CHANCE IS now!
New Spring Dry Goods at Almost Giving Away Prices
WE ARE pR0pLEl LISTEN Tn DIR SCALE 0R pRCESl
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Silks and Dress Goods.

Grand display of China and India Silks-most
elegant display ever shown.
China Silks u inches wide, beautiful designs
49c. yard; former price SIC.
Twenty inch Surah Silk In the following desir-
able shades: White. Cream, Pink, Blue, Laven-
der, Heliotrope, Old Rose, Cardinal, Garnet,
for Csc.
Black Surah Silk, Black Gros Grain Silk, Black
Faille Silk and Black Satin Rhadames at prices
ranging from 25c to SOC. yard lower than our
competitors.
Special drive in Black Silk Grenadines at 81 40
a yard.
Forty-inch All Wool Black French Challie 4Sc. ;
former price Csc.
Light weight All Wool Black Dress Goods at
reduced prices.
Fifty pieces double width New Spring Dress
Goods at $780,; worth 35c.
Forty-inch Silk Finish Brlliantines desirable
shades, 49c.; sold elsewhere for 75c.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
ssSUL.MCNIG
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COUGHS, COLDS,
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
CARPETS.

Ingram Carpets at 45c and Soc yard reduced
from Coo. and Csc.
Tapestry Brussels reduced from 75c. and Sc.
to Csc and 75c
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
Mattings-

New line Mattings just received Extraordi
nary bargains will be offered during the week
on all classes of winter goods. Cloaks, Shawls.
Blankets. Comfortables, Flannels, Ladies' and
Gentlemen's Heavy Underwear. etc. will he
absolutely sold regardless of cost, with a view
OF making room for our spring purchases
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20

H O T e L Il Y B Z f,
WILL OPEN on OR BEFORE MAY 1sr
the Union
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
A MEMORY OF EARLY DAYS!

Bane of childhood's tender years,
Swallowed oft with grOans and tears,
How it made the flesh recoil,
Loathsome, greasy castor oil
Search your early memory close,
Till you find another dose:
All the shudderng frame revolts
At the thought Of EPSON salts
Underneath the pill-box lid
Was a greater horror hid,
Climax of all inward ills,
Huge and gripping old blue pills.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
Drapery Nets.
Extraordinary Drives.
Two ParasO1 Items.

One lot Black Silk Parasols gold and silver
mountings at 81 %; worth 81 80.
Onelot Black Silk Parasols. ten-inch oxydized
handles, reduced to ST. 40.
These goods cannot be duplicated anywhere
else less than IS so.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20

What contrast to the mild and gentle action of DR. Perces
Pleasant Purgave Pellets sugarcOaed easy take cleansing
and renovatng the system without wenchng with agony They
gently apeen strongly caharc according to size of DOSE
Unequaed liver pill Smallest cheapest easiest to take Asa
laxative only Pellet necessary for dose Cures Sick Headache
Bilious Headache Constipation Indigestion Bilious Attacks and all
arrangements of the Liver Stomach and Bowels Put via
Theoretically sealed therefore always fresh reliable Being
purely vegetable they operate without disturbance to the SYSTEM
diet occupation. Sold by druggists, OF Is cents vial
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-20
BOYS SUITS.

800 Boys Knee Pant Suits sizes 60 IL wears
at a third less than former prices.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-06-18
Massacred by Indians.

DENVER, Col, June 81. II. Holt, cat
lie dealer Of Wyoming, arrived here thi:
morning and gives an account of an Indian
massacre which occurred in the upper Green
River country several days ago. He says
that party of Indians that had become in
toxieated with whisky furnished by ranch.
men came 10 the camp of the Government
surveyors and demanded more fire water. "
1t being refused, the Indians attacked the
party, killing Chief Engineer Crittenden, in
charge of the Third division of the Govern
ment survey. and chainhearers E.W Tim
berlake, Geo. L. Woods and Henry Over
meyer. Jesse Lee, assistant engineer, was
left on the field for dad, bat recovered suf
dci,ntly TO get to neighboring ranch, where
he lies in precariOus condition.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-06-18
Hired to Murder.

New CASTLE, Pa, June 4-"For soliciting
person to murder VIM. S. Folz, President
of the First National Bank of New Castle.
is the charge upon which Mrs. Sarah A
Randolph. alias airs. McGiniy, has been ar
rested under circumstances mysterious and
sensational. Three weeks ago Samuel Kiss
niger called upon Mr.. Foltz and said that
he had been importuned by Mrs. McGinty
to kill him, She saying that there was 81 500
in the job. Mr.. Foltz was induced By Kiss
niger TO employ detectives, who were secret
ed at several meetings at which Krissinger
according to instructions, agreed TO kill
FJltz, in the hope of learning the woman's
motive. She explained that she had been
employed by another man to work up the
assassination, but did not give the mans
name. Since her arrest Mrs. McGinty says
that Mr.. Folizs name was only used as
blind, and that when the contract was COM
pleied the real victim would be made known
to the murderer Kissinger and Mrs. Me
GiaIy are both ex penitentiary conv.cts.