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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
Interference Was Needless.

Interference Was Needless.
From the Detroit Free Press.
A lady living in Bush Street, tele-
phoned police headquarters the other
day, asking that a detective be sent
up there, and when an officer arrived
in response to the summons, she ex-
hibited three-stone diamond ring
and said:
ga strange man came along the
other day and wanted to dispose OF
this, which he claimed was worn by
his dead wife. He was willing to sac
rifice, and I bought it for $25. My
husband is very upset about it, be-
lieving it to be stolen property, and
so concluded to notify the police. !"
"That was the correct course,
madam, but you can keep the ring"
''Then it was not stolen?"
"No, ma'am."
t'But why did he sell it SO cheap"
''Well he is one of a crowd which
struck the town a week ago with 500
rhinestone rings to sell, and if he got
$25 ofyou, he made a profit of about
$23. Good day, madame!''
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

have you SO low an opinion ofme,
are you such a libertine yourself, as
to suppose that to me marriage is
no impeachment to such liberties as
you have just insulted me by tax
ing?D
married. cried Joe. $50 you
are married, Ivy. And I to know
nothing about it! Why did no one
tell me? Oh! Ivy, Ivy, how could 2
What are you saying, Mr.. Dal-
ton? | am not married; it is you
your
Here she broke down, her over
wrought mood gave away, and she
burst into hysterical sobs.
ivy, Ivy!" cried joe 81 am not
married. Who ever told you sop
and he caught the shuddering, trem-
bling form in his arms, and drew
the head down on his bosom. $50
this is the meaning of all this, your
averted look this morning, and all.
/ thought afterward that perhaps
you did not see me. Now, who told
you such an absurd story? l insist
on knowing.
Miss Miss simms,' faltered IVY,
as the sobs died away.
"Alvira! Well, I declare! And you
believed her?'' "
sShe-she said that she saw the
bride last night-that y gu introduced
her to your mother as her new daugh
ter; and then you we're at church with
her this morning."
"Oh, that meddlesome old maid!''
ejacu lated Joe; "to think she should
have made you suffer all this, my lit
tie clinging vine. Never mind, love
we'll cut her acquaintance when we re
married.
"But, Joe," said Ivy, affecting not
to hear the last remark, "who is the
lady? Do you know, I believe I'm
half jealous of her?"
''Jealous! well, you won't be sc
long. That ladyis my mother new
daughter, Ivy. She is brother Dick
lovely little wife, whom my mother
had never seen before. They arrived
in New York last night from New Or
leans, and as Dick could not come
out till the midnight train, and
Edith was anxious to get home as
soon as possible, I acted as her most
dutiful escort"
And Ivy, although she began her
Thanksgiving rather late in the day,
made up in intensity what was lack.
Ing in length of time.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
The Crank is Brave,

Let us cherish the crank. Let us
cultivate and corner him here in this
land where blessings are plentiful and
curses few. He is a being that never
lies still and never crawls. He may
be kicker, a bucking broncho, q
wasp or an eagle, but he is never q
parasite or asnail. Whether he play
the part of the pestiferous gnat OF
the trumpeting elephant. no man
can accuse him OF being sneak, nor
an enemy in ambush.
{ He may be right or he may be
wrong; he may be a necessity or a
nuisance: but he is always frank,
fearless and fighter, striving
earnestly to enlighten and improve
the world. Kate Fields Washing.
ton.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
An Accommodating Conduc-
tor:

The narrow-gauge railway running
from Tunkhannock to Montrose, Pa,
has been late a good deal recently
and finally Lehigh Valley conduc-
tor asked messenger the reason.
"Well," he said, II don't know VIII a
usually makes it late but I can tell
you what detained us tonight. One
of our passengers while looking out
the car window with his mouth open,
lost his set Of gold-mounted false
teeth. The conductor on being in
formed of the loss, stopped the train
up to the point of the accident, when
all hands hunted with lanterns for
the teeth until found. New York
Tribune.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
A Telegraphic Error.

eyes, indeed: send horse and car
riage to depot" was the innocent
message that went to lady IN Uti-
ca not long ago. She was married,
and her husband, usually called Joe,
had been away from home for sever
al weeks The wife had telegraphed
a lady member of the iar.ily to
come up and spend a few weeks with
her, and the answer was sent as
above. The Utica lady was pros
trated with grief when she received
a dispatch reading: Joe is dead.
Send hearse and carriage to depot. 2
Arrangements were made in a hurry,
and the hearse and carriage. were in
waiting when Joe. and the lady
stepped out OF the train. Exchange.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

The wonderful cure by Salvation Oil of Mr.
M. 5. Culp, 229, George ST., Baltimore, Nd.
who was for many years SO Frustrated with
Rheumatism to be entirely helpless has
awakened widespread interest in this remed Y.
1t costs only 25 cts.
IF the heart of q man is depressed with cares
and suffering, the mist is dispelled when the
bottle appears" Not bottle of spirits, oh
no! but small vial of that invaluable COM
pound known to civilization as DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup, which will cure cough or cold
Immediately.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
UnluCky Number Nineteen.

The peculiar coincidence connected
with the last primary for the legis-
lature hasjust come to light. 1t will
be remembered that Mr.. Cobb was
defeated by nineteen votes. Since
then it has been remembered that his
father was defeated by nineteen
votes and his grandfather by the
same number. We do not know
whether Mr.. Cobb is twice 10 years
old, but to complete the coincidence
he ought to be.-Athens ga. J Ban
ner.s
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
A Light Voter.

Deer Isle claims the highest
voter at the last election-J Ohm O.
Robbins, who weighs but 80 pounds.
Owing to his diminutive size Rob
bins was lifted to the ballot box by
Mr.. j. w. Green, and much interest
was manifested in the little fellows
movements. He is 25 years Old
Portland (Me.) Press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

Washing powders strong alkalies, and
ruin clothes. The purest soap obtainable is
the best and cheapest. Dobbins' Electric
Soap has been acknowledged for "a years to
be the purest of ALL Try it right away.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
CONFIRMED.

The favorable impression produced on the
first appearance of the agreeable liquid fruit
remedy Syrup of Figs a few years ago has
been more than confirmed by the pleasant
experience of all who have used it, and the
success of the proprietors and manufacturers
the California Fig Syrup Company.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
A $3.50 Paper for Sits,

The YoUTH's COMPANION gives so much for
the small amount that it costs it is no won
der it is taken already in nearly Half a Mill
tiful Illustrations, it's Weekly Illustrated
Supplements, and it's Double Holiday Mum.
bers, it seems if the publishers could OF
do enough to please. By sending $1.75 now
you may obtain it free to January, and Tor
q full year from that date to January, 1892.
Address, The YoUTH's COMPANION, BOSTON
Mass,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

Light: Tangle-My nephew, John. who is in
the Steenth cavalry at Fort Wayout, says he
1ad sharp brush with some Indians the other
day. sa..
Mrs. Tangle-Well, daresay brush would
do those untidy savages good; but I should
think currycomb would be better.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

Chicago Tribune: "a man paid So fora barrel
of apples. He sold half OF them for $3.50, and
the rest OF them decayed on his hands. How
much did he lose?" asked the teacher.
He didn't lose nothin'." bawled out a. farm
er's boy i'll the class. HE worked 'em up into
cider.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

Spare Moments: Landlady = That new
boarder needn't try to make me think he is a
bachelor. He's either married or is a wido wer
Millngs-How you tell?
Landlady-He always turns his back to
me when ne opens his pocketbook to pay his
board. -a.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
MY CREED,

What is my creed, you ask, dear?
look in your gra We, brown eyes
And believe-in your womanly sweetness,
Your purity, clear as the skies.
I've faith-in your true, brave heart, dear,
Your life, with it's joys and tears:
And far beyond storm mist and sunshine,
Beyond weary days and long years.
i hope-in love that is waiting
With infinite tenderness there
To comfort us both, you and me, dear,
For the burden he gives us to bear.
Willis Boyd Allen.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

Munsey's Weekly: Footlytes-Do you think
there is much difference between Sarah Bern
hardt La Tosca and Fanny Davenport in
the same role?
Baldy-Yes a good deal. About $50 pounds,
should Judge
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

eve in tn e old
S u n d Q r | a n d
homestead, and
from cellar to
garnet foated
delicious odors
Of roasting tur-
key, OF chickens
done to a tender
crisp in their own
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
S:JAC0BS OF,
CURES PERMANENTLY
SCEATlCA. LUMBACO
LU M BACO

41o Kearney St.,
San Francisco, Cal.
April 2s, 1890.
My wife and I both
have been afflicted
with lame back and
sore throat, and have
fund perm a n c mt
cure by use of st.
Jacobs Oil.
E. ]. IaHAUs.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
SCiATlcA.

n. Ogden, Mich,
May II, 1890.
"My sbrother-Rev.
Samuel Porter, was
cured by st. Jacobs
Oil of cxcruciating
sciatic pains in his
thigh"
J. NJ. L. PORTER.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

a feeble a0omoas
is restored to health and strength,
by DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton. If you're overworked, "run-
down. or debilitated, you need it.
It's an invigorating, restorative
tonic, and a soothing and strength
ening neryine, imparting tone and
yigor to the whole system. It's a
legitimate medicine, too carefully
compounded by an experienced ply
stefan, and adapted to woman's deli
cate organization. For all the
chronic weaknesses, functional de-
rangements, and painful disorders
peculiar to the sex, it is an unfailing
remedy. It's because it IS unfail-
ing that it can be sold under posi-
tive guarantee. If it fails to give
satisfaction, in any case for which
it's recommended, the money paid
for it will be promptly returned.
It is legitimate medicine not
beverage. Contains no alcohol
to inebriate /; no syrup or sugar to
sour or ferment in the stomach
and cause distress. As peculiar in
its marvellous, remedial results as
IN It's composition.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
So aSIj Jlticura
M {a5( aP gSasSs,
mn; sM.aA DABY HUMoPS.

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Send for How to Cure Skin Diseases.
Address POTTER DRUG AND CHEMICAL COR
poRAT1oN, Proprietors. Boston. Mass.
q Aching sides and hacl, weak kidneys.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10
IVY'S MISTAKE.

A STORY OF THANKSGIVING.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

q Aching sides and back, weak kidneys,
A and rheumatism relieved in one minute BY
IA the CUTICURA ANTI-PAlN PLASTER. zoe.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-12-10

che gate with them to see them off. in
sociable country fashion, and after a
shower of girl kisses on both sides
stood watching them as they tripped
up the road in the wierd mingling of
twilight and moonlight which hung
over the world.
Standing on one side. lpeering up the
road with intent eyes, absorbed in her
own thoughts, she did not hear the
footsteps thai. stole softly along the
grass bordering Of the roadside walk.
The next moment a strong arm
clasps her, a pair of daring lips
snatched a kiss.
"W atching for me, Ivy? cried Joe
Dalton, triumphantly.
s'Mr. Dalton! How dare you! Let
me go, sir!' exclaimed Ivy, breaking
away from him with blazing eyes
and face shining white with anger
in the faint light.
"WheWp calculated Joe, stepping
back pace 1t seems to me that
YOU have changed nightly in three.
short months. Have you forgot
ten
= have forgotten nothing, sir, !"
! burst out Ivy, in tones of suppressed
passion. 1t is you who have for
gotten forgotten, among other
things the respect which every gen
tleman owes to a LADY =
aIvy-Miss Sunderland, what is
| the meaning OF this? What has hap
pened that You should break of our
iriendship?''
What has happened, indeed!''
/ echoed Ivy gcornfully. Mr.. Dalton,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1890-06-27

MUNICIPAL DISTRESS.
10 Is Due to the Selhshness of the
Called "Better Glasses"

10 Is Due to the selhshness of the So
Called "Better Glasses"
The race for wealth is often run at
the cost of neglect OF the public in
interests which 1t is the duty of citizens
to CONCEIVE and promote. Men are SO
busy with their personal affairs that
they have no time for those of the COM
munity. These, therefore, must either
be wholly neglected, or they must go
into the hands Of those who take them
up and work them with no end in view
but that Of selfish agrandizementS The
wall that comes up from cities and
towns over mismanagement, debt, dis
order, ETC., is an effect produced usually
by the same culpable cause. Good citi-
Eens, men Of character and ability, do not
care TO be bothered with these matters
that involve so much trouble. and that
especially call them off from their regu-
lar pursuits. They, therefore, go into
the hands OF those who have neither
character nor abb !ity. Property owners
permit men without. property-who
probably are without ability to accumu-
late or hold tito become guardians Of
all the interests which make their bust
ness safe or profitable. The result is
mismanagement and corruption, the
public and private loss that go with
them, and then the complaint and
hasty spasm at reformation that can not
be effected. This Is the history of
nearly all the municipal distress that SO
plaguesidisgusted citizens. Pres
byterian
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1890-06-27
The Tauchai.. Pahlishlas Houss.

Baron Tauchnitz, the head of the great
continental publishing firm, is hale
veteran Of seventy-threc. In two years.
time the firm will celebrate its jubilee,
for it was in 1s4i that the Baron ini-
tiated his series OF cheap editions Of
British authors. The Baron, who was
plain Herr Tauchnitz then, acted In an
honest fashion. Had he chosen, he
might have pirated the works OF English
writers from the first, for the reason
that at that date no such thing as inter-
national copyright existed. Instead Of
this. however, he asked permission Of
the liyisg authors whose works he print
ed, and honorably paid them their dues
and royalties. The Barons ancestors
have been booksellers and publishers
for three generations, but the present.
bearer OF the name has conferred upon
1t worldwide fame. Baron Tauchnitz
is a most accomplished English scholar,
and he himself selects the works which
from time TO time he publishes In the
cheap and excellent form so well known
TO all continental traveiers.-N. Y. Star.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1890-06-27
Remarkable Rescue.

Mrs. Michael Curtain, of Plainfeld,
H., makes the statement that she
caught cold, which settled on her
lungs; she was treated for a month by
her family physician, but grew worse,
He told her she was hopeless pictin'
of consumption and that no medicine
could cure her. Her druggist sug-
gested DIR. Kings New Discovery for
consumption; she bought bottle and
to her delight found herself benefited
from first dose. She continued its use
and after taking ten bottles, found
herself sound and we'll, now does her
own hoasework and is rs well as she
ever wss.-Free trial bottles OF the
Great Discovery at II b. Gamers
Pharmacy, large bottles boc. and Sl.oo.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1890-06-27
Atmo.pheric Elecfr,city.

A study OF the, electric phenomena
produced by solar radiation was pre-
scented at meeting OF the French Aca-
denny recently by NJ. Albert Nodon.
Numerous observations made at the lab
oratories of the Sorbonne and the Col
lege de France show that on meeting an
insulated metallic or carbon conductor
the solar rays communicate to 1t posi-
tive electric charge; that the amplitude
Of this charge increases with the in
tensity OF the rays and deer cases with
the hygrometric state OF the air, the
phenomenon attaining its maximum
value In Paris about p. m. in summer,
when the atmosphere is pure and dry;
lastly, that the effects cease during IN @
transit OF clouds across the face Of the
sun. II these results can be extended
to non-metalic bodies, then solar radia-
ton may beregarded as one OF the causes
OF the electrization Of the clouds. st.
Louis Globe Democrat.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1890-06-27
o. v. TIME TABLE.
Take. snee, November 10th, 1852


Trains leave Morgangeid for Uniontown AT
$50 a. m. aud S:s0 y IA.
Trains leave Uniontown for MorFanhed at
s.tt a. M, aud t:t5 p m.
HU-rrains l, 4, 4, aud II daily except sun
lay Trains and 6sundAy only
Train leaving Chicago at ll;lb y. IN. arrives
tion In Union Depot with Ohio Valley train No.
at o:sOa M. arriving at Henderson i0:7u =. "a,
Princeton 1:l5 y. M, Paducah a:sO y NJ, and al
Memphis p:30 y. M, satIie night.
Train No ION G. % q =. w leaving Mem
phis at Gas n M. arriving at Paancah NJ i2:ts
y M, Princeton at $3.50 y. M. making direct
connection with ohio Valley traiu No I, arr
conncrtion-is made In union depot with y UT.
n. train ut 1905 p. M for Ninrennei, Tere
iiaute, indianapolis, Cincinuati, 81 i.ouir s,,'i
Chicago. Iiy this arrangement the travelling
public avn afforded the quickest and most Ill :
rect route ~ above named cities
W. w IIE1KAAN. A. u sHEApRn.
General supt- or AT. A.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1890-06-27
MORTALITY OF cLERoyMen.
Percentage Of death and Diseases .,
which Thcy Are Most Subject.

Percentage Of death and Diseases to
which Thcy Are Most Subject.
An interesting essay upon the average
mortality among clergymen has recently
been prepared and evidently with much
care. Among much curious information
on the subject it is shown that OF 2,03o
who died 1870 lost their lives from in
fictitious disease, the largest number,
III, being from abdominal typhus,"
that Is, gastric and nervous fevers. Con-
stitutional maladies, carried of 1853 pas
tors, Of whom i33 succumbed TO new
malignant forms OF disease" that is, to
eases of the nervous system proved
fatal in 11S cases, 81 dying from brain
disease and 81 from affections of the
spine. As many as 524 died from throat
and lung troubles, OF whom 198 yield
ed TO pneumonia and bronchitis and 1850
to consumption. Heart disease was the
cause of death in 2o4 Instances; 200 died
from apoplexy, and PES are said to have
died from old age. Only IL out OF :, $50
committed suicide; /. perished through
accident, 1 being murdered; 0 were
described as insane.
Comparing now the death-rate OF min
isters In respect of the causes Of death,
with tho mortality Of other men, the
following results are obtained; OF 3d.
sSl clergymen 1870 died OF infectious dis
eases. Inc usual experience OF an In
surance company would have made the
number 239-thst is, tho mortality of
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1890-06-27
Happy Hoosiers.

VIM. Timmons, postmaster at Ida
vile, Ind, writes: Electric Bitters
has done more for me than all Other
medicines combined, for that bad feel
ing arising from Kidney and Liver
trouble" John Leslie, farmer and
stockman, of same place, says: Find
Electric Bitters to be the best Kidney
and Liver medicine, made me feel like
new man." J. w. Gardner, hard
ware merchant, same place, says
Electric Bitters is just the thing for a
man who is all run down and don't
care whether he lives or dies; he found
new strength, good appetite and felt
just like he had new lease on life.
Only Soc. bottle at III. b. Gamers
City Pharmacy.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1890-06-27

Cheerful news for newspaper pro
pxiet0rs eomes from Ohio. Apaper in
that State recently brought suit
axais s foSty-thme men who would moi
pay their subscription, and obtained
paagment for the full amount in each
case. Twenty-eight at once prevented
sttsehmeat by making affidavit that
they had no moro than the law al
lowed. Under the Supreme Court
they werc arrested for petit larceny
and bound over in the sum of $500
Six of these did not give bond, and
went to Jail. This is the result Of the
working of the new postal law, whicl
makes Il larceny to take paper and
refuse to pay for it.-Western Jour
nalist.