Telegram-herald., 1890-12-21


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WreUrcssttts to0HsTaRg
-come along. oil coy. I've dKsd il Al
iaeg
TINS cried Lisut. Tom Jones. z. s. A.,
boUndlng iHto any soara in bis usual hop
supand gaulp Style ead causlas there
bv q deep cash ir ao-a the cluns redect-
e. IA the cracked aaaving glass Of my
bachelor lo1Engs.
Il rather think you nave, I responded.
hAd savayely, a. l moppat my bleeding
feature with piece 20 hlotting paper
ii rather think you have. bat what in
the world have yoa hxed, besides my
chm
"OA. bother your bleeding' Just
hst,sO; I've borrowed tho majors gray
and tbs surgeons 'Jalap. done Uncle
hob out Of his doubls sleigh. and Wen
drive over 10 Shalynook and spend
Christmas Hurgnh" And Lieut. Tom
Jones. &. S. Boomsrangs, spun round
my room az if ho ha3 Just been pro
msted - ths first corps ~ the Black
Crook' 1 looked AZ him until be re-
gain1d pose on the hack OF my arm
chair. with his feet Oh the cushion Then
sai1 gravely tone was meant 10
convey the most crushing sarcasm:
''Slicers Jalap and ths majors gray
Certainly-why not
'Why notP Because, firstly. the gray
never was IN traces IA his life; secondly,
because The sorrrl never would go IN
double harness. you know.
Yes. / know. But, then. they're both
nld enough % begin; 50 come. old fellow,
pack your traps III give the ponies
Thirl down the road 20 keep EN- quiet
and use 'sm 10 the bells Hurry; I'll be
back before you say Jack RObinsonP"
I stared az my friend TO sea II he was
really n earnest before replied:
Tom Jones, do I look Ike q lunatic2
Have you any reason 20 justify believing
me a fit subject for the padded ro0Ing Ny
dear boy. l addsd gently, my neck il far
Zoo vairsAbls % my country to risk break
ing ts for the sake Of breaking old Sic
er's sorrei ard your uncie's sleigh"
why. they're at ths door nOSV-just
look At 'ern. responded the Lieutenant,
walking 20 the window. They're as
ouiet ~ n pair OF lambs The sorrel has
only one leg over the pole. and the ser
.geant aud my orderly can hold the gray's
bead nearly still, Comet throw some
things into n valise and be ready by tho
time get hack"
threw myself on the sofa and stretch
81 out my comfortable slippers 20 the
sea coal firs by way Of reply.
Cant 60 he, Tom- Tm too valuable
member Of society 10 think Of suicide
&c present"
"Noascnse, Wen have no End OF a
Jolly tsns az Belton' 's--raise tho neigh
borhood- -ssato on the pond-nake
Gods of egyuogg gg-Shock tho old IN
and have a glorious german 20 wind up.
shooax my head
"Caat DO it. T.. Jones. Even did
want 70 ruin my life insurance people
FVs sa<sgsments at home | cannot
hreok.- and hoked very important n I
dweit on this annooncemenE You
So. lsad ths choir for their Christmas
praotioe tonight. I've been pledged for
n month for my Christmas dinner 81 the
mayors. and I-ahegn-I SKATE Mss Bet
t. On n pond this after~-
On. what a head hsvsF- Tom broke
in. Didn't I mention that? UacleBOb
ssys H<t's - 81 w5th as. and SIZE SAYS
yea uaast - snre % come. And mind.
ryou are % Tell him the horses are dog
aaiek Bet sweaTs he'd never believe
me.
MIS- Bektie was going
B.Ssrs thar young Lieutenant hal half
lessishsi his ssnaencs was az the win
t,s~ezs 1o sysgssfrup Pods ever Possessed for
ra~ befors Ths sorrel hsd fallen
IN bs- sfFort - get his Lex back
pvsr she pee, TIE ETizsiy Old ser
zsaut wAs sitting coaposeilv on hrs
bad. hlowTnx h1ge cionds from
his pipe. while ~ orderly unbuckisd
The trS,es. Th> rTay amused himself
rse=nwtiie BY Slagping viclouslT st the
hov who heii him. snd with every snap
he uaa.as a vain iungn with his heels a.
10, ortss.-fv's fafigns rsp. ths latter dodg
ing b~anSfuJl,- a. ever 5d prsctaccd
syvsrrsr hefors biE arussk Ihe view
wss nss sacourax Tlscy certainly
vv~rs hsrsilv ths par 70 rssk ycuag
isllv's-er ny ewu-necS with, even
though TsErl was feuaous thrusghuus has
c-rps 81 perfect RsreT.
BY Gs~nrirsr- ( half soliioqutzed. II
aonS think she'a be safs hshia1 those
dpviis
~Bcshi wffh use a~iylaz' C~lv the
h-fts te@zs shesn lsstie for tse NOR sut.
one turn iczn khs road and II bring
tse-.r h.sek Hhs a nair ~ sheen
~Esszt narflv thsnk 7--
@Ana Z certk1sziy know. C.sr,sf Bet'E
rrzzv a. a. ard -sFs sae&epensss sa vou
e. persuade Tncle Esb tae horses s7s
Guetf
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~ lurrp IN ny t2rvst ard a singing
in ~ -srs. T vas ieucsdiT afraid ~ 10
r,s7 beasts rrvssif. hus taan shs wsuts'
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