The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-20
BREAKFAST BUDGET.
When'cr you touch lump OF coal :,
And got your fingers black rs crows,
You're Just an certain aS your soul
70 turn nad rub your itching nose.

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The latest fad in watches is to have
the cases Of old nugget gold.
The Mississippi river has It's mouth full
Of water and can't spit 1t out Washing.
ton Star. .- 81
There are eighty.three creameries in
operation in Missouri and three in course
OF construction. 5H..
At the funeral Of young lady in
lthacaa few days ago two young ladies'
acted as pallbearers.
Every man has his own peculiar bent,
especially the one whose ways are crook
ed.-Bdliimor american.
An evening call generally productive
OF pleasure-ifnot when you come, when
you go.-Teras Siaings.
Near the town Of Snyder, N. Y, there
is a gander over ninety years old and
still strong and vigorous.
There are now five men in New York
who must suffer death by electricity un-
less tho new law is repealed.
Teacher-"Why is bread called me-
cessi.y?" Bright Boy-"Because it's
always kneaded."-Journal Of Education.
An Atchison girl, whose wedding is
to take place in May has not yet made
up her mind which Of two men she will
marry. -.s i
"Say, mamma" asked a young Miss Of
five, "why do people Nhave two ears
when they can only hear one thing at a
time2"
To keep violets fresh place the stems
in water containing little salt. 1t is a
mistake to sprinkle or dip the flower in
water. j
The trombone amateurs music may
not be very sweet, but it nevercome out
at the little end OF the horn.-Terrc
Haute Express.
Edward Bellamy, author OF Looking
Backward is AZ years old, lawyer by
profession, but devotes more time to lit
erature than to law.
Two weeks ago Hollis Mosher, OF
Rockford, Pa, drew a sparrow bounty
OF SAL 10. Last week be presented 1874
heads and drew SOC 25.
The United States, Liberia, Hayti, the
Argentine Republic, Guatemala, and
Spain puta duty on books. Every other
na mu .umi'' 'nelh itee.
> This is from San Francisco paper:
An Indian, III years old, known as
Juan, died at San Diego recently, leay-
ing n widow 1O2 years old"
The late Prof. William Parsons AtL;n.
son was at Harvard classmate Of James
kussell Lowell, Charles Devens, W. w.
Story aud William L. Bowditch. W
Miss Edwards visit to this country has
been attended by asharp demand for her
well known work, "a Thousand Miles
up the Nile" A new edition is issued.
"There is nice thing about having
Two babies in the house." said Sleepless.
what is that?' They each cry so
loud you cant hear the other.-Chalier.
Krank (sittine up in bed, watch in
and)-"lIere it is 6 o'clock, and nobody
comes to wake me up. I shall be sure
to miss the train."-Nfp YORK. Tribune.
A young couple in SAMPSON comfy.
N. G., were married last week. The
lady's name was Miss James Henry and
that Of the groom was Mr.. Henry James.
An autograph letter Of Richard III.
was sold in England recently for ahont
s. 25 per inch OF surface. Il was writ.
ten at Barnard Castle, in Durham. An.
gust 4. 14SO. = n - ). $500 1880 ~ ~,
A woman never sees man drawing a
lot OF checks without THINKING how nicc
it must be to be able to nav a lot of hor.
rid bills in such a simple and easv wav
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