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The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-12-17
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Consumption sureIx Cured.

To TIE EDIroR.-P Please inform your readers
thst have positive remedy for the above named
disease. By its timely use thousands OF hopeless
cases have been permanently cured / shall be glad
to send two bottles Of my remedy FREE to any Of
your readers who have consumption IL they viii
send me their Express and P. o. address. Respect.
fully, I. A. sLocUM. n. c., fsl Pearl St. \. Y.
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KENDALL'S SPAWN CUl


DR. 2. !. KESDSr.-. Co..
SCENTS ~ rhiuE it my duty TO reu'lgF II
thanks Tor your Tar famed kcnda,fs SPAN
had q four year Old fllly which / pfu
highly She had q very severe swollen le- 4
about eight different KINDS of mediciuss Z.
80 rood- I purchased . bottle o. ynlr < !
SPAWN Cure which cured her in four DAYS
irelnal-- yours
MGr.1S Dl71
Price 81 Der tottle, or six bottles fo-Si II
gists cave tt o. can .-st it for you. or it si.
10 cny adaress on receipt - price gtis1-
tors DIR. ID. j. KENDALL ol
EncshUrgh Eclis. is1l
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0. LOTHRoP Co.. Boston.
Our Little Men and Women
For Youngest Readers Al Horaeaad in school,
1891.


Each number VIII be very fresh Pnd interesting
strong attraction v ~ be Ihe iwelye-chaiaer
serial story,
LADY GAY,
Ry Mr.. George Archibald, illustrated by
Virginia Berson. Lady Gay is real lit
tie girl. with many delightful cousins and
friends, boys and girls, some big. some little,
but all real children, !iEiug TO day.
There will he several other sets of stories
" The ldtile Freghter. by Jennie suesley, a
story about f~o little men in tie tai
southwest Kitty's Papa by Anna Han
nah-true stories todd to klttie by her papa
mother Fruits Of Sunny Lands, by An
ia NJ Henderson. who has seen the frnits
she tells about growing in their own cline
Besides. there will be short stories, little
aIiicl,s in history natural history, botany
eIc aud poems and jinglss-ail beautifully
pictorial January begins The new volume
0ae Doliar Year, postpaid
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TolrDo, o., Jan. 10. lSs5.
Messrr T. J. Cheney & Co.-Gentle-
met. Il have been in the general prac-
iice of uiedicine for most 40 years, and
would icy ,l.ai in all my practice aud ex
ps.rience have never seen preparation
that could prescribe with as much con-
sidence Of success rs ] can Halls Catairh
Cure, manufactured by you. Have pre-
scribed il great many times and IFS
effect is wonderful, nd would say in
conclusion that have yet to find case
Of CStarrh that L would not cure, ifthey
would take il according TO directions.
YouFs truly.
LII. GORSUCH, N. H.,
office, 9I5 Summit st.
We ~ilI give 500 for any case Of Ca
tsrrh t3asa cannot be cured with Halls
catarrh Cugr. Taken internally.
F.I.CHEyEY q Co, Props, Toledo, o.
pT- Sold by Druggists 75c.
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STEAM AND Gas FII7ERs.
JOHN c. FINCH,
DEALER IN
Golden Wedding : Vhiskiss'
I46 Water Street, Pittsburgh, Pa.

OLDEST ESTABLISHED HOCsEIN THE CITY,
" where nothing but pure goods are put up
strictly for family and medicinal use. Moth
ing better than Golden Wedding Next on the
LIST Guckenheimers. Gray's NonODsahela Rye.
These gods are leading brands BranGies Of
vintage of 1878 on heud Gins Holland aud Do
nestle a 50. old Tom Finch's t;oldsn Wedding
vi for ftlil quart. i0r 50 Guckenhe liners, the
same Monongahela, s. per dozen Wines. s.
Ter dozen, - Tor one half dozen Securely box
ed. Also have IN stock. Grandialher's Choice. At
- per gallon. barrels at ~, cial rates. 4s0lyr.
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DO YOU KNOW

That you arr buying direct from the distilier
when you send your orders io L + Lippen
cOtf, The old fashioned Whiss e. h,use9 No
reonfypgi no cumponnding. tut dircI from
the LiPPENcoTr DisIILLERY, situated at
LippencoIt Post office Greene county. Ps..
which has always maintained its reputation
of making pure sotis 0nlg.
Our mail order apartment gives prompt
attention To all orders, and at The prices W.
Offer our goods, mskss our competitors en-
vious. We carry in stock the flfi',wing well
known brands Of Rye Wbiskies. in quarts
GALLONS and barrels Iippencor's OyefhulT.
Gibson Guck.r elmer. Mororgslela. Grsvs
etc Also nii End complete stock @.
Wines, Brande e.. Gins, dc.
Hritey ytor Iriee Lat and eqre nioneg.
L. +. LrPPESoorT.
Distiller and Nhole, ale Liquor Dealer,
$50 SmiIbfeld St, Pittsburgh Pa.
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DRUNRESNEss- LIoDoR HABITS AlLrnE
WORLD THERE IS RpT oEE eURE, DIR. rxEs'
GoLpEs SPECIFIC,
II can be giVen in cup nc tea or c,ffee without
tbs knowledge OF the PefsOp taking IL e6cctinga
speedy apd perIlspept ours. whether the patient
= moderate drilkeF or en- alcoholic wreck.
The1ssnds Of druakaris have been cured who
have taken the Goiden specific in their coffee
without their knowledge. to-day believe they
quiz drinking OF their own free VIII. No harmful
effect results from its administration Cures guar
anteed. Send for circular and full particulars
Address IN confidence, GOLDEN SPECIFIC Co ls5
Rsee Street Cincinnati. o.
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tte Yelled @Kemp's ealsam.

Ts.e unmler Of different languages
spoken sn r rope is So.
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The tall hat celebrates in Europe this
year its Tooth birthday.
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5IA Five Mile
5A Boss Stable
ASK ''' 5A Electric
5LA Extra Test

80 other styles at prices 10 suit every
BODY. II yon can't get them from your
dealer. write us.
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The Most Successful Remedy e7f
cred. as it is certain IL its eject aul
blister. Read procf below;
ErooE-Ts. C1-a. ".
DE. p. J. kENpAII. Co.:
Sirs last Summer cuTCd n Curb uuo1- Il
with YOUR celebrated EendalTs SPAWN CIR
was the best JOB ever saw done hassi
empty bottles, having used IL win farfar; Il
curing every thing tried o. ou- w naIsa
horse with avery bad SPAWN Ihar madsl
He asked me how % curc IT, [ recors
kendail's Spawn Cure. He curel tte 81
just threo week.
Yours respectfully.
WoLr-rT v
CoLCNDr7. Ohio, .Ar-l
Dr. r. 7. KENDALL Co:
Dear sirs IL have been selling more d IA
SPAWN euro and Fliu-'s Condirion Posed
ever before One man said 10 me, &c was 4
Powder ever X e1r AMI the best lie ever us
Resucc-suuy,
CTrr-T-yAxG0, y. r. -
DR. &. T. KENDALL. Co..
Dear S.r- II have usei several h1t-lesf
kendalps SPAWN Cu7r with perfect succs
valuable AMI hiooded mare that was dal1l
with q Bone SPAWN The mare is nCav ent.r'
from llueness and shows no buael Da fhs b
Respectfully, i. X. HUrE
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o. LOTHROP CO, Publishers,
B0s rON MASS
BABYLAND

ID 7Lc Dliglf NTH Naarlf
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THE HARRISBURG
WEEKLY TELEGRAPH.

II Is the largest and best newspaper pnbli>hei AT
the tapitai oi Pennsylvania. Each number con
Ialns 81 columns tlled with the latest
news stories. market reports Lepisla-
i've Proceedings, aud misce llaneoHs read
The sun., 1890-01-12
TREY LIVE IN THE Sums.
Dear Girls Dressed In Secondhand C0IIOO
and battered HATS.

Dear Girls Dressed in Secondhand CaIIOO
and battered Hats.
A detachment OF the Salvation Army took
possession OF the Young Mems Christian Asso-
citation Hall the other night. Mrs. Maud Balling~
ton Booth was in command. in full regimentals
Various officers, epauletted silver-braided and
girded. and with broad stripes down their
trousers, patrolled tho aises and assisted tho
audience to find seats. A score OF other officers
were on the platform. all apparently In dress-
parade uniform except six young women who
looked from distance like choice specimens
Of east sido candidates for an interview with
Judge Duffy. They were really nothing Of the
sort. but they were clothed In secondhand
calico gowns and ugly straw hats. that 30 dis
guised them that even Mrs. Booth challenged
the audience TO recognize them. One was
STAFF Captain Bown. and the others were her
lieutenants. They have been engaged for SOW
eral months past in a campaign against Satan
In the "slums." and the meeting last night was
held In order that the audience might learn
about their work.
At the beginning there was typical army
service. Payers were uttered In rapid suo-
cesBion, and hymns were sung with accom-
pRniment on the piano and cornet obligato.
The singing OF the Army has improved with
It's uniform. and instead OF the plain unison ON
the tune Of elk years ago, there was n division
into parts by which areasonably good musical
The executive ability OF Mrs. Booth was
clearly manifested in the devotional exercises,
The most fervent supplication was concluded
duly when she gave the sign. and no iRpas- iG-
hor solo seated the moment the commander
arose. The several addresses we're set on By
hymns between whiles. and Mrs Booth. OF
course, introduced the speakers; To begin
with she old In general way how these
dear girls" had volunteered to 90 into the
Slp"i ar @ aDtans liEe teTs like work sHe sfSr
to tnat carried on BY the British
Captain BoYn. who conducts the campaign
here learned her duties in London eight years
ago. The officers In THIS branch OF the service
have no salary. Their food and the [ent
clothing consists q cast. ton garments cop-
tribued by the soldery and others. They. do
not work in the regular uniform because thrx
would make them appear too fine for their
chosen neiehbors Not only do thoy include
religious instruction proper in their work. but
they help their neIghb1rs In household work.
washing dishes, scrubbing floors, caring for
babies and the like.
Those OF the slum detachment who spoke de-
clared that they had never been 30 happy as
since they went into this service. All spoke
simply and earnestly. and large audience
listened with the closest attention. and Joined
heartily In such hymns rs they know.
The sun., 1890-01-12
On the Pleasure Arising from Ginger Cake.

Prom Punch
stIark that dost the morning wake
~ in the pearly heights OF dawn.
VT Ven its dedA splendorB break
, IN YonKs OF ,empyrean Drawn
AZ ehls can. ginger cake.
o thot1ee footed fawn.
Thr ThrI dapSgh InpSgh the GLADE doSs lightly take
The ewepps psf from Snu the SsIiS lawn 'A-
Be Be ESiG nSf 80 pird: chou eanIt not make
AZ .hioe cana ginger cake
o bsefen herdpf browsing steal,
Ihnt ewsetenl the air around.
OF butter, fresh tprimroSeS:
Is eSos Sfo9S: can, T1 1sGGsrsssc. GRsss SssS sass
9.sH2S 9sSsC;iSIeST sSs SnS fppGs thy wings
And soundSt thy ciSion, ere the nAkes
'Qt not . whit of ginger HfsS
| Sieh RoldenheAded ChIS makoL
HstinEHss, rs, K. th:: tr.rS. I! y psaEly note
MsiG with tender song %! strained throat
And nGG1IsSf % 1Ss niSst TaptuTod WoA
| Yet cookfAround thee II in f0Ter
And ChlJS proud bird Deyotl The WarbleF'n poWer;
| Albeit az yeekes delicious cakt
~, CT. Se hath not chArrnd bower.
Ii The @ bard Is fsreody loyo of thee,
| But that all Eatahy praise to sing.
All woodland craminstrelsy.
| All magic OF the bG foot and wing.
Al Al that mSst t moves =, ives hnE Irpsr SD,inE d;.
Unite In this their praAm above,
To amber headed Choe'Bo bring
Like her they pretty are or:
Like her they make . wateet
When winter stnRB or wAgmf JOY
In y thi. o, on CONNER common r ground &C ,heSnoy
They cannot make ginger cakep. ..
And Chloe can
The sun., 1890-01-12
FoRrr-F1vE MINUTES WITH 4 MULE
An InstruotIve Period for Several Resi-.
dents OF the Monumental City.
I,rot. tha BaIf,nLors Sun

deats OF the Monumental City.
From Ms Baltimore SEn.
The steamer Joppa was last night delayed
in leaving her pier at Light street by a large
Point The Sams II With pAF %
dbs TS p Te
plank without objection. Not SO the mule.
When near the entrance to the boat ha TOOK
from dream planted all four feet IN dlf1erent
directions and stood like statue. This action
on the part Of the mule was done 50 quietly
noticed what was going on.
The driver began 70 coax. then to swear. AND And
then to whip and pull, but all to no avail. The
mule stood the storm Wi tn eyes closed and tail
down. Everybody, on tho wharf made some
start the mule, Finally q rope, was PLACED
around the animals tail. and when the line
II Snd by tRS RSos peS beS tx
haul the mule on board. The operation wAS
watched by the crowd in breathless suspense;
the men gave mighty pull
4 second later and the scene had changed
sGPs fPPeeSt men and Women coad be seen
eysered along the wharf as II prostrated BY q
i8e1e, A few hatless men flew In terror to
| ~ ,HHo SS1oeite side OF the street. One gentleman
0nSs $50 pounds. who had only few SEQ
Gnew Ge aiore impressed his hearers that he
81 from them; found wodeed in an empty barrel
TSs mnIs 10 was loudly calling Tor assistance
as ne stooe surveying the havoc he had
SrSusns snSt eannona had done i all by an nces-
| .lue lue IqIcS aka collected aud tried another
SOfi ANIMAL. hut Il tent They blindiolded J the
scheme wouldn't all Tiu e. no p9rPSSSiS, pose. The
and something had bs dome AZ wSs once psinE 'Iss
i5kEses ioaksss 6n t6e W6aTere offered by the on;
~. large 1S T0pe 10 ut no nnd the mules hind
PRESENT pres the the mule Was ia With ths aid Of 81
| business end OF the animu SIsnpnsSIsd la from
view the crowd yelled win ldsiight The exact
was 46 minutes
The sun., 1890-01-12
The Mon who Misc the Train.

Prom the Yankee Blade
IIoaf aroun the deepo Jest TO tho Pullman scoot
An to the people scamper wen they hear the In
But wat makes the most impression on my Som'w'as
Ii the careless men who get thors Jest in time to miss
the train
An some eusa the railroad comp'ny an some loudly
An some Jest ssop the track an y to catch the
An some with loud Ian joke will poulsico up their
varu" tins or people got there Jest in time TO miss the
train
An there iu many dsopos an naG stations thout name
Along the Grand Trunk hahroaa thae ioSaS 10 "eA'n
An men rush to these deepoa fast thoy can ay
the Train OF Opportunity Jest GoeS athunderin oy
They rush down to stations with their hair ali stood
A, the platform of the tAend car goes "hiriin rOun
An some men uroan an cry aloud an some conceal
Wen they nd h.. they have EOs there ie's in time to
miss the train.
But the cars pun through the valleys an TO svhrin
An do;. their banners Of v'tse smOt" Ike nASH of
They leap the novin' rivs aa' through tho tunnels
An cross the MountAna q Despair to the raboand of
Hope.
The Grand Trunk Railroad Of Success 1T runs through
But tho Cars Of Opportunity they schedule time
trnn g. W FusA-
The sun., 1890-01-12
They All Have IL.
Nrom tAe Bo,top Herald.

nom the Boiton Herald.
Speak, lovely Ann Eliza with q terrible ooyyIA
And wheezing respiration full OF sighs and husky
With aonstsnt lachrymaton and q nasal linton alton.
From catarrhal Inflammation Ger the turoinatea
bonesl
why. thou young and happy maiden. 10 thy conVsrsa-
with a copio1s addition Of aboTtivo be and d'sf
And from whence did you derive red and swollen
And froSuent inclination to incontinently neesei
In this maady outrageous which you suffer with CON
Epidemic or endemic Tell from whence the thing
whore its place of incubation. what itS future dsstna
Snake the lovely Ann BliEa smiling sweetly, "NO
nOea"
The sun., 1890-01-12

Asress the Hlseay Chssa-
Pross Ne csnsuTp.
7 Ivns hor Union. you. adm q
Lookin' - Now and an at . IN IL
L. pRo to dirrner.
L. a kindo' tes set dsvn togstkeT
And do psne pardnsrphip forHkun':
Tan, aay ~ instance, bout the Neathef.
NJ somepin nttin'
me War, youknoy, q all done and nded.
Both North and Sou,h ne health . JS splsndia
As fore the rumpun.
The old farms afi the old plantations
Btill occupies tiN'r old pesitiona
I,e q git back 70 Cd pituationq
AMI old ambihona
le' . let M on this Nams' Internal
Tongue iaahin' andlAp Jacket ynunttn,
And cit back home u the eternal
Ca'mWs're wAntin'.
Peace kind o. sort o. ssits my diet
when Vomsn does ny oookin' fer ne
Their want overly mach pie eat
Durin' the Army
JAnEs wHrFooHn Run.
The sun., 1890-01-12
The Last Cigarette.

From Drdke'I AdgGEtne.
light the nights last cigarette,
The burdenod brains release;
To thee | dediVSts its fre
Its incense, and Its peace.
In soft, succeeding billowB
Ths fleecy fragrance rolls
From which one face sniilea ever,
Crowned with soft Aureole1
And on the vOerinR vApor
The hands OF Hope begin
To paint the only paradise
Ny weary soul would win
Raise no forbiddinE spectres
Within your heeoy shroud,
But show tho fAtsful future
mystical white cloud.
Show mo tho end OF longing
The heart OF her l love
Fade not; but on yon zephyr
Be thou my carrier dove.
Tell hor that when has vanished
Thy birth spark In the gloom.
Its faithful breath long fingers
About my lonely room.
70. though loves dame may smouldSE.
Its spell doth not depart
But oils with unseen cenSeIs
The chambers OF my heart
Puff 'tiB the lGsti the Lathe
10 drained TO its nnAl sip
Are these Dead Sea fruit ashes
That linRer upon my lipf
10 she but phantom lonely.
Cheating my soul with bll01
That eometh In visions only
10 end In smoke Ike thisf
FAAHE 4. 0AaIAVGT.
The sun., 1890-01-12
The Angling AnanI.

FT0m the American AH0LeTs
An angler sat by the winter firo
While only his wife was nigh;
And he said 20 himself.
Did this cunning old elf,
"rll toll EN- . whoppinR big lie.
A brilliant and intricate lio."
He loaned his chin on his ancient hand.
While gently no stroked his beard,
Then he he gathered his pen,
His ink hottie. and then
He hlyly and knowingly leered
leer that was foxy and weird
He GAzed aloft ~ the ceiling dark,
And then he looked down at the fOoP,
AA ho said. "OfA bout
After salmon and trout
I'll give EN- Bome angling lore,
Bomo lovely and lying old lore"
He wrote and no wrote. solid hour,
His wife all the while sitting by,
Very certain however
That her hubby. 40 clever.
Was working up somo novel lie
Some wild and extrayARant lie.
Whep sudden the old man rose up stark
With looks that were VIXEN and cold.
whats the mAttert, cried ShO;
"The doucel" said he,
"rm certainly fast growing old;
Every lie can think offs been told"
The sun., 1890-01-12
f1om a. San Eranelsoo cArorlcle.

POMONA. Jan. 2.-Ebon T. Marshall OF Rim
con. in Pomona valley, Is n farmer and has
large landed interests and for years he has
had corns upon the little toes OF his feet. and
at times has suifere so severely with them as
he has suffered more than ever Corn salyes
and other remedies had no permanent effect.
Last week Marshall resolved to have both his
little toes cut OF in order TO escape suffering
from his corns. and to-day he had the opera
tlon performed. He will not be able to wear
shoes for several weeks, but he SAYS he is Rlad
that his Oorns have gone for good.
The sun., 1890-01-12
All TAsv Know.

From, the Rt6aio oOuyter.
Where lies the land 70 which the ship would oof
Par far ahead, 10 all her yehmen know;
And where tho land she tAvoln from AWAY
Far far behind. IL all that they can say.
On sunny Moons upon the dOck's smooth face
Link ed arm in arm. how pleasant here TO pace;
or 'or the atern reclining watch below
The foAminR wake far widening As We TO
On stormy nights when wild Aorth hwosteIs rave
How proud 4 thing 10 naht with wind and wRvot
The dripping sailor on the reeliuR mast
Exula 70 bear and scorns to Wiah u past
Wb.r, lisa tho land TO which the ship would rot
Far far ahead. 10 all her aeAmcn know;
And where the land abe travels from away
FAR far behind. u all that they can say.
ARrHUl HueH CLoUol-
The sun., 1890-01-12
The Moan OF a Doubt0ul Csnseienee.

From he Overland HontAiE
Father Of iRht 10 We could only know
In surety that the little good We do
Served In ita way to help some other soul
And that our piteouH habit here below
OF hoping what our aching hearts want truo,
would some time bring un to the lonRed.for Roali
Then would our way seem hopeful clear and sweet
And We should journey on with willing feet
In II no much this euerdon that We ask
Now fear az heavy AZ new.broken winFs
Hangs on us lest we do unconscious wrong;
But II upon cropping At our tasks
Game the clear light that this assurance ortnEs.
Thers would be comfort for US sweet as sons,
And radiance and the breath of peace bo there,
Like soft leacwhisporings echoinR ovsryWhere
FRANcIs 4 BHHLpou.
The sun., 1890-01-12
Dr. shradY SAYS:

"The afSsr effects q the spidsio dh ErVps) vin -
marked By feelinrp of and lowering - ne
health tome" to recover from which win REQUIRE
tonios for vnEiAbieiperioda"
The Rest TOule
You taks Hoods sarsapAriliA which ~ IT. pesu-
liar rsvving strengthening qualities will ft sut -
the drsary swamp OF weakness and despair onto ne
hrm rock Of health and strength. Do not delay, bat
take it Aow.
Hoods sArsapariiiA purified my blood, rave ne
strength and the headache and dSHinsSA -
that am able - work again. 1 recommend Hoodu
sAraapAriA to others whose blood is thin or impure.
and who feel worn out down"-LUTHBR HA-.
SON. Lowell Mass
Hoods SarsaparilIR
Bold by all druggists si six for 8. Prepared oalI
By O. HOOD a co, ApothecArieS Lowell MasA
100 DoseR One Dollar
The sun., 1890-01-12
IgTsDOaf on rns Wxra
xAhs shs Epne.s Gasvvn. Thsy Are RAneso-
phers er the FlFss Clsss.

xAhs She Tpngas Ctsvvn. They Are Rhreso.
Pbsrs 81 the EtFss Clsss.
SOME NAUTICAL soKRs.
ToHica
| What flne air this is today Did you ever
| see anything TO make one iiyelier A.,
mate with q belayin' pin, mum.
4Hr WAT or THs voRLp AEIoLr on AsuorA
Tho Tiller-I say. I'm hard mp and--and-=
The ship-Humph. ls that sor Then I'm
vuuu Hora vA,lH
The Chaplain Ito sailors on q. spreet--Ah.
men. you are careless now. for it's fair weather.
But what would you do II the clouds Of adj
StSy yoon You d and hope iaiiedSwhat would You do
Jack Servenmalet tbenignly)-Aye, cir. we'd
pi 0uc) pipe to RroR, sir
JAoE's IDEA A coon FuH. =.
Yorrste Lady-Thats q very nloe pipe you're
JACK aye mum, it's regular sweetener.
sailor pIR iR es better than genuine sSaioam, Is
there"
Indeed What is II"
Pipe down, num-"
VARIOUS soArs or AZ OCEAN oRuTHoUNn
Broken Rive t-whoopl I'm busted. and here's
ssaks ESsS 70 a0is2HVSss aas a there sonny II cent
swamp her she Z, n,sedn't worry about any other
The sky !. rAy a,Ne Z. aSTS s;isS to,Sd1S Y, S.,.
Aas sSins. 5Ss%' :: Is nov yi:isS:f SS: SSSso'
But II tonight mamie white
Should fall ahd cover All around,
s:.s sS tie s:' now sssS;h -
Nine eyes have the coming OF ths Vooful Russian
going through the on hind Of Tying trip;
ANU ~ '''" A''' 'D' -c7Aes0o TStbtne.
"lsmarriaTe failure ~ he asked Of maid
Who close to his side
I'm sure I can't tell sir the young LADY said.
"Until you have made me your brideT -
She's as beautiful 90 angel
For she always takes on her hiRh.crowned hat
"ns" 'A' '''' - 'D -Boiton oO,rtr.
Molly hss her se'lstin se' sSoaus
And Willie has his sled.
But dear papn's pooketbook
N '''> '-Kearnsy Brss1rsss
where are you going my pr pretty \ T. msid n.d !"
-Wdthinoton Sfar
Beneath this stone lies old Btll BlaH
No more he smiles nor wranRleS
His life always on the square,
And hence full OF rye-tanBleS
-TerTe Huute EzDresS
We think on the whole that the cSsr
Has Just gone little TOO far
In packing his grippe
For this holiday trip
With forty horSp power catarrh
-BoSton TTdRsotrG
In the vastness Of space ethereal
Range an army OF foes bacterial.
That are said to give us the grip
IT'S Ioo sad that q warrant bacillus
Should be ever permitted TO Kill uA
WIZ" ''' NAV -Bttralo COtrter.