The Central Nevadan. [volume] (Battle Mountain, Nev.) 1885-1907, 1890-07-17


peeulisriiy Of the great German lead. .r
amazes me, aud that is his power over
the gentlsr sex. Do not understand
me that he is anything Of = masher yr
tilrt, for he is nothing of the sort, but
calm, cool, self poised, we'll balanced
gentleman. who, when he is attending
10 his musical matters, is as impas.ive
as wooden Indian. But the women
worship him, aud have formed a trans.
cendental Musical Association and it is
christened with his name. Tne
friendly rivalry between thess two
great masters has placed within the
reach OF the million the best music IN
the world. Oh, tho delight of stroll
along the beach with Sarah Jaue,
those lovely moonlight nights u June
aud July, and Ihsyc no particular ob.
jectlou to August. The sweet mnrnur
# ,h- waves as they beat upon the
shore, the ga ,st!y Sails in the distant
tiing--"ver the SEA sweeps The -ofl
strains II Gilmore Ba..d -aal the ali
seems % t-emble AM viorate with the
5 f. melody Will thou love me Ihsn
"A. nos. Sarah Jaas leans heavily un
your arm but you do not feel The load,
TOR the night winds gro~ richer Is the
reply comes tack from Herr Seldel,
dearest, | am ever thine. Oh, my,
oh my. oh my! A reasonable enter.
tuninent FIR half dollar that, ans
with Rupp-r;'s best lager thrown in
only ten cents extra. But | see | will
have to climb down. l grow too poet
real, when | think of il, and it. might
strike. in. No, Suah Jane is not for
me, | WAS thinking about some other
fellows Sarah Jane, aud for that
matter If some other fellows moon.
light and some other fellows lager, for
| am Prohib---- no, no, its no Use,
am like Geoiye w, cannot tell a
-. But the main facts are all rell.
ble,-Coney Island, the moonlight,
the music and the lager.
But assure my Prohibition friends
that the danger from intoxication is
reduced to the minimum by the Coney
Island landlords. The beer glasses
iun about eight hundred aud seventy.
six t. thu gallon and Professor Gotz.
miller, OF Minchep. has MADE an ne
cuga mathematical calculation If the
chances of man getting drunk on
Coney Island lag-r He estimates
that il man had begun drinking when
Adam frat took possession Of the
garden of Eden. and had drank fifteen
glasses minute down to the present
time it would still take seven thpusanu
i've hundred years to reach respec able
inebriety, aud about ten thousand
more to get decently drank OF course
all those scientific calculations have to
be taken with u grain of allowance,
but / have every reason to believe
them to be substantially correct. Ii
you doubt my statements try il your
self.
Fourth of July has passed, for
which Providence be thanked not that
| lack the fervor aud fire of which
patriots are made-for | do not, the
sound Of Yankee Doodle sets my
blood ON fire and the sight of the old
starry fla. comes to me like q bene.
diction, bat when some graceiess little
v,rlet explodes half pound torpedo
under your front stoop at four o'cl OK
in The morning, and another SON of sea
cook. sends a wh.s.liDg bomb through
your back WINDOW at ten o'clock at
night. it shakes my belief in the eff
cacy # Republican Government, aud
goes far III iix my faith in the d d,ctrine
of universal deprayity. But Fourth
Of July is over. 1t opened with rain
aud thea cleared up ~ enough to
fool people into g'ing away from
home vi hout an umbrella. bu. /,
caught hem good at light, aud they
all came me saakinl. Sall 1t was
very good Four h. nevertheless, fewer
acc deu's than u,u,l, aud | am also
h,ppy to add fever drunes.