Tombstone epitaph., 1890-05-10
BEAUTIFUL SCIENCE.
A Chat with Ono Of New York's
 Black-Eye Artists.
AIl Sorts of Tacal Detects Covered Up by an ExPert-Red Noses Painted Vhite-TIo Work of SanGbag-
 gers Clevor.y Initiated.


 gers Clevcr.y Initiated.
 The black-eye artist of the Bowery has recently added several new accom- plishments to his great specially, says the New York Sun. Having achieved local fame as a skillful disguiser of the most embarrassing of facial disfgure- ments, he is endeavoring to meet the frequent demands that are made upon him to conceal other physical defects of a more or less compromising nature. He has attained such proficiency with his brush and powder and cosmetic that he is ready to guarantee that one of his painted eyes will pass even suspicious wifo's scrutiny. This success has led him to make the treatment of red noses his latest speciality, and he is doing rushing business in this and some incl dental side lines.
 s'It is curious said he with signif- cant smile, ''that we never have black eye brought in here that was received in fight. They are always caused by accidents more or less peculiar. Of course most men run against door in the dark or slip on the stairs and strike the banistors,' or if it is warm and he is family man he was playing ball with the children The women"
 ''Women!'
 "Bloss you, yes, lots of 'em, and they're mighty particular, l tell you. l wish they would stay away, for there's no money in painting eyes for women at fifty cents an eye. I started to tell you the women always have some accident in connection with their domestic duties to give in explanation of the Unsightly bruiSe, for woman-or a man either, for that matter-ncvcr fails to explain to us elahoratcly just how it happened. Most of our black-cye customers, if the truth wore told, are clerks in stores and offices who have been on a bit of time, and who know it won't do to carry the marks of it around in sight of their employers. Thore really are other things than another mans fist that will cause a black eye, but you can't make anybody believe it. So it usually happens that man who has innocently met with an accident is as anxious to get rid of the suggestive marks of it as is another chap who has been in brawl and has got worsted. As matter of fact, nearly all our customers are re- spcctablo people. Plug uglies don't bother to conceal a black eye. It gives them a distinguo appearance that they are rather proud of. It is the man of standing who, after he has tried raw beefsteak, an ice compress, a brown paper plaster, and all the other things il vain, comes in despair to us. He might as well come at once, for black eye once gained is not to be got rid of inside of ten days, and it will be nearly two weeks before the natural color is fully restored. How many black eyes do we treat? Well, the average now is very nearly ono hundred week. A black eye should be painted fully twice a week while it lasts. Some victims who are fearful of discovery come in every morning while the af1iction lasts to ho tnuchcd- -uYo . little on their way to business"
 "How do you manage with red noses?"
 ''Oh, in the same way. It is a more delicate job to put the innocent com plexion of youth upon nose deep-dyed by high living of half a lifetime. Tho nose is the most prominent feature, and the most skillful work is required to disguise it's color so that the handiwork of the artist will not betray itself. No body ever admits that his carmine- tipped nose is the result of dissipation or high living. It is always case of erysipelas. We don't attempt to cure a red nose, although our sign outside an- nounces, Rcd Noses Cured We only disguise them. No, nobody comes regu- larly to have nose painted. We have regular customers, however, who come once in awhile as special occasion may make it necessary. The explanation usually given, and l have no doubt it is a true one, is that the owner of the luminous proboscis intends to attend spicuous."
 "What other work do you do?''
 "Oh, great variety. We even make black eyes as well as cure them. Only week ago man came in here and asked nc to paint one of his eyes terrifcally black. He had bucked the tiger the night before, and had lost almost all his money, large sum. He didn't dare go home without an innocent eXplana- tion of his loss, so he had faked up a startling story about being sandbagged and robbed. I supplied him with cor roborativc evidence of the sandbagging in my most artistic stvl" ,.Is very common thing for men wno are candi- dates for the police and fire departments to come in here to get fixed un before submitting to the physicaI examination that is required. We cover up marks of old injuries and other defects very skill fully, I can assure you. There was fellow here only three days ago who had . bad hole or depression in his leg. We filled it up and colorcd it naturally, and don't believe the deception was de- tcctcd. Yes, we supply all sorts of dis guiScs. presume the purpose is always innocent. We don't ask any questions. It's none of our business"
 Sixteenth Century Surgery.
 Fabricius, one of the most noted sur-