New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-21
TIE TALK or TIE DAP.

Hero Is pleasant anccdote from Ward MrAIl1sters
new book Looking around tho galleries and scanning
all the distinguished people lat ball at the Academy
Of Music), said he. "my eye lit upon a wonderfully
bright and intelligent face lnwardy said .Thers
Is a man among men. Who 1t ber Nv curiosity
was so aroused that went into his box introduces
myself him OF the Floor Committee said:
az have never seen you before; know you are .
distinguished man. Pray. who are your
"Laughingiy he replied
az am James g. Blaine
@.well l said my instincts have not failed me this
| time. ] have heard and read OF you for years Now
| I see your genius in your face
Beauty In woman, genius in man, happily never
| fail to discover
They wore from Chicago and rich. The daughter
taking lessons In coyness aud social small talk
an psss ted 4 ssa then sS s om S sS
Of hosr that overspread her parents face she must
nave w been d gn9y OF issS sep doa, ~ VA. ina,
hdy's criticism after the visitors departure: We've
got money and You mnsnt be afraid 10 let folks know
i'-(Phlladclphia Times.
Iceman Turner slipped up a second nomination,
| from which IL would seem that Ice Is not the only
slippery thing in this world
A Thoughtful Parent.-Petted Daughter-Pspa. what
has come over YOU I never had wish you wes
not anxious TO crafty and yO1 even anticipated my
wants. and handed me money for all sorts Of thing,
for every cent | need. and yon srowl and grumole
I at ss ' sSd nVasy ask me
what earth did with the last check or dollar Or
papa~Ay darling / love Won IS much ever bu,
you are soon to he married ana an tTyinS 10 grSdn
medical journal declares that healthy man viii
actually suffer more from the prick OF pin than h
would from the pains OF dissolution in he died
natural DEATH
THAT BOY JIM.
| He was the adevil., that boy jim.
| Couldn't do nothing at all with him:
Tf'In the cases distrlbutn' type:
| Pen' the neighbOrs on their heads
| From early mornin' to evenin' dim
| He the devil" that boy Jim.
Editor cussed him-'twant no good;
| Head as hard as piece o. wood,
| jest bust out In loud hOOray,
| An kept right on In his hard head way
| But onct when the train was passln' By
An the editors child on the tIack-oh. my'-
| Jim he rushed with his same don't care
Right in front o. the engine there!
With aamin lanterns they looked for him.
While the people trembed an held their BREATH
Under the engine crushed to death!
There in the dust an CRIME he lay
Jim, he had given his life away
'Twasnt no use to weep Tor him;
He was a. anGel-that boy Jim!
IF. l.. Stanton in Atlanta Constitution.
Evidently the honest farmer does not propose to
permit the rascally manufacturer to DO all tho
| swindling. The inquiry is sent TO " The Stockmaa'
from West Virginia for "a good recipe for making
yitriol vinegar Is he picking his own cucumters
| for MARKET
The Wrong Mana man was sitting very uprsht on
tho box Of private carriase In front OF Wooas
ave store the other day when street boy approaencd
] and called out
| All there. coachce!'
BOY. do you know who am - demanded the man.
al own this turnout
| "Oh. You do! Then You amt half as big man ~
thought you was. Thought You drove for the
feer what owns itl'-tDetroit Free Press.
"Tho Philadelphia Inquirer tells how tramp Of
that city made big mistake the other night Near tho
lamp post which he upheld stood group OF men con-
versng and from the few brief sentences he overheard
he believed them 10 lie boated capitalists. Just then
/ the state House bell toled midnight. brilliant ldes
flashed upon him Strengthening out his weary LIMBS no
approached the group with an air OF conscious impor
lance. "Gentemen" said he, +" when the last stroke
Of that bell dies away this glorious land will enjoy the
benefits conferred upon it's industries by the Mckinney
BILL But hope in the hour Of your triumph and sue
cess you will be kind enough to remember an Oh
soldier who has fought and bed for his country Aw
my friend, but don't you know we're from LONDON
answered one Of the listeners, who had listened curl
! ously. Free Traders. bgoshN exclaimed the tramp
with snort of disgust he made for the nearest po
lice station, where he spent the night on hard PLANK
| in penance for his stupidity.
The Ungrateful Beast.-A span Of horses vM1
were hauling dirt out OF cellar IN Grand hivetesS
| got stuck and the driver began pounding the ope
| which seemed to put forth the least effort passing
pedrstSan stopped to demonstrate, and OF course
cnched with the driver and they struggled about Asa
directly the pedestrian was backed against the hoss
he had befriended and received kick which pouSatd
him into the dirt and stopped the hgh-(DetroN rre'
| Press