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Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

Pillsburg's Minnesota Flour, Elegant
Cream Cheese, Chip Beef, and new Mack
erel. Try us. l.. E. BENTz & BRO.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

We have gotten in all our Fall Goods
and Trimmings, so you will be sure to find
what you want at EMMERT & FIERY S.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27
WM. PHILLIPS, MERCHANT TAHOE

WEST BURKE ST.. NARTINsBURG. Keeps constantly
hand large ard complete of Cloths Cass
meres and FANCY SUITINGS, Foreign and Domestic
which he is prepared to make short and at
enable terms A specially made Of STYLISH SPRING
SUITINGS! O. Call and examine my stock
WM PHILLIPS
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

Our Millinery Store is now in running
order. You must come to our grand
opening on Wednesday, Oct. /.
EMMERT & FIERY.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

For bargains in Clothing, Hats and
Gents Furnishings Goods call at
j. STERN'S, Everett House Corner.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

A fine line of Paintings and Engrav-
ings for sale cheap at CUNNNINGHAM'S
Photo Gallery.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

You can save % per cent. on every dol
lar on CLOTHING, Hats and Gents Fur
nishing Goods at J, STERN'S,
Everett House Corner.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

Remember at our opening, you are in-
vited to come and look around. We
want you to see all our late Styles and
Patterns. EMMERT & FIERY.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

John r. Thayer, Nice-President of
the Farmers Alliance and State Or
ganizer, denounces the Farmers Id
rocate as a partisan paper, unauthor-
lied and unsupported in its political
course by all Alliance men. It's the
free air of Jefferson that infuses so
much bourbon life into the farmers
advocate. 1t is a Democratic trick of
the partisan trade. They couldn't use
the granger5 as a political catspaw,
so they got up the alliance. We pity
the farmers. Political parties make
fools of them every time. And if
they elect their own men the political
sharks swallow them up. "Do not
let cunning polical tools of moneyed
aristocracy decoy us from our aims
and principles. Let US not be made
slaves. Let US get our country back
to the people, by and for the people,
and not for the few"
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

Mr.. VIM. NJ. Hollis had.a fortunate
escape Tuesday night. A large lamp,
full of oil, fell from the table and
broke into fine pieces, the burner fly
ing far enough away not to set fire to
the oil. et.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

We will have 40 or so patterns of Hats
at our opening on Wednesday. Oct. /.
EMMERT & FIERY,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

Don't fail to come to our opening on
Wednesday, Oct. /. EMHERT & FIERY.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27
BOREMAN'S
COUGH /: SYRUP !

SURE TO Stop A COUGH.
Cures Hoarseness, Colds,
Group, Coughs & Asthma.
Price 25c. at all dealers. Don't be
fooled or coaxed into taking some
thing else called just as good.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27
Greensburg-- 0pequon News.

Misses Ella and Sallie Miller, of
Bedington,w who were visiting relatives
in this vicinity. haYe returned home.
Preaching will belheld in Newtown
school-house, Sunday, Oct. 5th, at 4
| O'Clock p. M, by Rev! ID. M. Moser, OF
the Lutheran Church Shepherds
town, A cordial invitation is extend
ed to all.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Ammey, OF
Kearneysville, were the guests of Mr..
Jos. Siler, Sunday.
/ Mrs. G. Morrison is visiting relatives
in Falling Waters.
We regret to say that Miss Ella
Randall is at present very sick with
pneumonia ; we trust she will soon re-
cover.
There will be speaking in the
school-house at this place on Wednes-
day night, Oct. Sth, by j. N. Wisner,
G. w. Feidt, U. S. Grant Pitzer, l..
Dewitt Gerhardt, and other promi-
nent gentlemen of Martinsburg.
MRS. Mary Welshans, an aged lady
of Martinsburg, is visiting her many
relatives in this vicinity.
While Mr. VIM. Wilmington, of
this place, was returning from Mar
tinsburg, Tuesday, his horse became
frightened and ran away, throwing
him out of the spring-wagon. Mr..
Wilmington sustained broken arm
from the fall. DR., w. II. Wolfe, of
your city, who was in company with
Mr.. Wilmington, at the time of the ac-
cident, rendered medical assistance.
8, $3.50. JOLLY ROVER.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

w. IL. MILNE.
Manufactured and sold only at West
End Pharmacy, corner Martin and Raj.
eigh Sts., Martinsburg.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

See Proposals T" asked for site
for the new government building.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

THE NATIONAL BANK OF MARTlNSBURG, WEST VI

Organized 1855 Capital 100000 Surplus Fund $25500
This Bank the
ICONS g ne STATE With steel vault and eqllss
cities of Europe furnished application.
DIRECTORS Wa. T. Stewart. c. Allen Weaver, A. h.
A. Snodgrass, .. 8. Lefever.
DISCOUNT DAY TUESDAY, sale he'd
free on application
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27
BANKS And BANKING.
II. ]. sEIBERr. Prest. J. B. WILSON, Cashier
PEOPLES NATIONAL BANK OF MARTIHSBURG, W. VA.


the best arranged Banking in the state and the most
secure Vault Safety Deposit Boxes that could be huwe
guarantee faithful. prompt and satisfactory service.
DIRECTORS :E. G. Williams. NJ. Miller. II.
robert amon g. w Mckown, A. ]. Thomas, s Ronsh H. H.
Boyd, Henry ]. Seibert. Discount bay FRIDAY.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

After all, the best way to know the
real merit of Hoods Sarsaparilla, is to
try it yourself. Be sure to get Hoods.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27
THE nAKKETJ.
mARTINsBuRa MARKETS.

The Herald For The News.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-09-27

A good heavy cashmere child suit at
$1.50, half wool, at
J. STERN'S, Everett House Corner.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
For the Outdoor Season Only.

''Mabel," faltered the youth in the gor-
geous blazer, II am deeply disappointed.
The partiality you have shown for my So
ciety during the many little excursions we
have taken together, and the delightful lit
tie evening-er we have had since
the summer season began, led me to expect
O different answer"
because have looked upon you as an
agreeable escort to picnics, and lawn tennis
parties, and for summer evening prone
nades, you have regarded yourself as my
accepted lover, have you, Georges"
"And it is because have been available
for these things" he said Indignantly
''that you have accepted my attentions, is
its You regard me merely as summe,
lover, presumed
"That is about the case, George" replied
the maiden, as she dug hole in the sandy
beach with the end of her parasol. "1hav'
looked upon you as a lover in a picnickiar
sense only."-Chicago Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06

Mr.. John Keown, the worthy
postmaster at Keown, Allegheny
County, Penn, says: "Chamber-
lain's Cough Remedy sells better
than any other" The reason of
this is because it can always be
depended upon. Let any one
troubled with severe cold give it
trial and they will find the first
dose will relieve the lungs and
make breathing easier, and that its
continued use will free the system
of all symptoms of the cold. The
promptness and certainty of this
remedy in the relief and cure OF
colds, has won for it many sincere
friends and made it very popular
For sale by H. D. Blatchley. 4S
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
NOTICE FOR PU BLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho.
November 2S. 1900,

M November 70, Io9o.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to make final proof in support OF his claim. and
that said proof will be made before the Reg
lister ami Receiver at Boise City Idaho, on
January II, 1891.
viz: Finley Monroe who made Homestead
entry No. 1912 for the eH ne4, eH SEA
Sec. 70 TIP 6 N r wv b. NJ. He names the
following witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon and cultivation of, said land,
viz: Abraham Miller, Christen Nelson, Clay
ton T. Moulton and William r. Adams, all
Of Emmett, Idaho.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho.

NOV. IY' fOYOs
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of her intention
to make firal proof in support of her claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receivers at Boise City Idaho, on
January 80, 1891, :,
viz: Paulina Sands, Of Caldwell, Idaho, wild
ow of Andrew J. Sands, who made Hid ap-
plica,on No. 1850 for the N Il N 4 Sec
AZ II S x Sec ~ TIP IN r w B P M
She names the following witnesses to prove
her continuous residence upon and cutiva'
ton Of said land. viz: John w. Hollenbeak,
Isidore Mayer, Patrick A. Devers, Of Cald'
we'll, Ada county, Idaho, and John Mcmahon
of Succor Creek, Owyhee county, Idaho.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office Boise City, Idaho
Oct. Fl, 1890.

Notice is hereby given that the following.
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before Reg
lister and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
December IS, 1890.
viz: John r. Thimbleby, of Emmett, Idaho,
who made HID Application No 1866, for the sen
seq, n Sc or Sc or ne or Sec. II, Tp6 N R3w
b. P NJ. Idaho, He names the following wit
nesses to prove his continuous residence upon
ana cultivation of, said land, viz: Ebenezer b.
FOWL, Omer TURKEY and Jacob G. Falsom OF
mEmett. AdaCo., Idaho, and James w Patton,
of Falks Store, Ada Co. Idaho.
CHAs S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho. I
NJ. % rQoo
Nov. 2S, 1890.

Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his Intention
to make final proof in support OF his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho' on
January IL, 1891.
viz: Abraham Miller, who made lid entry
No. 1908 for the nH ne4 & ne4 nw4 and
lot /, Sec 10, TIP On Nv b. M: He names
the following witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon and cultivation OF, said land,
viz: Finley Monroe, Christen Nelson Clay,
ton T, Moulton and William r. Adams, all
OF Emmett, Idaho.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
MERIT WINS.

We desire to say to our citizens, that for
years we have been selling DR.. Kings New
Discovery Tor Consumption. Dr. Kings New
Life Pills, Buckley's Arnica Salve and Elec-
trio Bitters, and have never handled remedies
that sell as well, or that have given such uni
versal satisfaction. We do not hesitate to
guaranteethem every time, and we stand ready
to refund the purchase price, if satisfactory
results do not follow their use. These RENE
dies have won there great popularity purely
on their merits. H. d. Batchley, Drugsis,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
EnterprisinG.

II tell you, Hooks, of Radical City, is an
ornament to the profession" remarked the
president of the Real Estate Agents asso-
citation at recent meeting.
~ heard they had him in Jail there, said
a member.
$50 they did; but they couldn't keep him
in. Why, in less than three days he had
sold ten lots in his highland addition to the
guards, dickered the sheriff out of his
pistols and handouts, taken mortgage on
the Jail, and sold the balls and chains and
part of the gratings to the junkman! Oh.
he's enterprising, Hooks is!'-Puck.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
10th Wont Out.

An Irishman, in addition to his duties as
gardener, had the care of the furnace which
heated the house. To the irritation of the
household there came q morning bitterly
cold, when the furnace gave forth no heat
for the very good reason that an investi-
CATION showed there remained not one
spark or ernber in the CRATE. mike, "
cried the angry paterfamilias, "the fur
mace fire went out last nightW $50 did l,
sorr," returned the culprit serenely.-Do-
minion Illustrated.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho,
Nov. A. 1900.

Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
10 make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Regis
and Receiver at Boise City, Ida no, on
December II, 1890,
viz: Daniel S. Richards who made Home
stead entry number 245S for the ny ne or
Sec. "a, ne or NV Or Sec. IS, sw ar sw or
Sec. 26, TIP IN Nv b, NJ. He names the
following witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon and cultivation Of, said land
viz: John A. O'Farrell, Boise City, Idaho,
John Wittle, James Brown and Josephine
Mahon all of Emmett Idaho.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
Arranged.

Hostess Ito tardy guest)-I'm so glad to
have you come; but you will have to take
your chances for a seat.
Tardy Guest-Never mind the seat. Be-
sides, you were kind enough in inviting me
to call upon you to tell me that had
standing invitation.-Philadelp Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
Snndham's Little Joke.

weeks-I hear that Jim, your youngest
clerk, played good joke on that very fresh
sister of his yesterday.
Sandham-You don't sayl Well, well;
guess I'll have to raise Jim's salaryl
Weeks-You will? What forf
Sandham-Didn't you say Jim sold q
case of first class tease observation-disclosures
can Grocer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho.


Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before Reg
gister and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
November 20, 1890,
viz: John S. Tebbets of Denver, Colorado,
who made Desert Land entry number 573 for
the Wa swqr Sec, Fl, E 4 Sc or Sec rs, Tp
AN r 3 W. He names the following witness
ses to prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of. said land, vix: Charles A
Hand, Henry d. Blatchley, Elijah Frost ant
Frank Parker, all of Caldwell Ada Co. Idaho
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
A Dressy Doctor.

'sThat doctor is the most dressy physician
I ever saw"
"You think so?"
"Yes. Every time he goes out on his visits
he looks as IL he had just come out of q
bandbox."
II see. Dressed to kill. boston Courier.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Land Office at Boise City, Idaho,
Nov. 10, 1900

NOV. 10, ToYO
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that SID proof will be made before Reg
lister and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
December 20, 1890.
viz: William T. Gala way, who made Home
s,ead Entry No. 1887 for the EH NV or,
6 lots & Sec. 80 TIP. 4 N r NV B. NJ. He
names II e following witnesses to prove his con.
tinuous residence upon and cultivation of, said
land, viz: James NJ. Cook, Lewis F. Brown,
John J. Scholes and James A. Dement,, all OF
Caldwell, Ada Co. Idaho.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
A Cruel Disclosure,

Mrs. Dearfriend-Is Mrs Chumley at
home this afternoon?
New Servant-Yessum! but she amt
seeing anyone today.
"Why, hope my dear Clara is not illf'
'Nomum! but she's sent her teeth down
town to have them filled. boston Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
A Wise Answer.

Would Be Facetious Teacher-Boys,
there is an old saying that if you give a
man an inch he will take an ell. Now, can
you tell me what would be the result If
you were to give n man a foots
Small but Bright Boyle would kick.
New York Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
Faithless.

Official Ito refractory convict)-What do
you mean by attempting to escape!
Convict-Escapel Why, yer told me I
could leave If wanted ter!
Official-What!
Convict-Didn't yer say yesterday that II
I didn't like the food in here ! could go
without?-American Grocer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
Up to Snuff.

Reporter-Can you kindly give me some
of the important particulars about your
wedding, siri
Bridegroom IAN ex-newspaper MANI
Certainly. have it oil written up here.
Follow copy, please. Double loaded plea,
first page and scare head. Good evening.
Burlington Free Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06

-sI - ~~ss -
Had AlWaHA NToHed.

Angry Landlord-See here, are you going
to pay the rent or move!
Tenant-Tve always heard it was cheaper
to move.
Angry Landlord (sneeringly)-Well,y you
ought to know something about it by this
time.
Tenant-Tm not so sure about that. You
see, l have never paid any rent.-Judge.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
believes In Uniformity.

'Did you hear that Williams is at the
bottom of the movement to raise a monu-
ment In our town"
"Yes; and his name will be ut the bot
tom of the subscription list, too. boston
Times.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
sdith-Jnst rs I expected.
A Difference.

"what Is tho difference between ice and
waters"
.'Ice is frozen water, that Is all"
"There Is a greater difference than that"
"What Is itf"
"Water always finds its level, but ice Is
constantly going up. boston Courier.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
A Parlor Tip.

Philadelphia Belle (at summer resort)-l
do not see why it is 1 am 30 unpopular
among these Chicago society people.
Travelled Friend-I'll tell you why. It Is
because you insist on asking them about
their grandfathers.-New York Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
No Use in Crying.

"Did it hurt much, Willie, when the
horse stepped on your foot?"
"Yep Hurt like it was going to take
the foot clear off,"
land suppose you cried hard?"
"Nope. Wasn't anybody in sight to hear
me, and I wasn't goin' to waste any bel
lerin' on an old horse. Chicago Tribune.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06

Tho Counts Test OF Genuineness.
Miss Doodle-Count, how do you know
that your diamonds were genuines
Count Gitto Guitheiress-By ne advances
of ne .-Joweler's Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
One from tho National Capital.

''Listen." said the musician, ''to the
delicate information of the mosquitoes sing
ing. Don't you recognize a musical nov
city there?"
''Yes, by Jove! a new accidental-a
Potomac fat "-Washington Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
Pressing Business.

Travis-But really you must excuse me
now, gentlemen. have pressing business
elsewhere
Bloodgood aside to Selby)-This is the
evening when Travis calls on his GIRL
Burlington Free Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Land Office at Boise City, Idaho.
Oct. IS, 1890. }
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to make final proof in support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register and Receiver at Boise City, Idaho, on
December 10, 1890,
viz: John Bishop, Of Falks Store, Idaho,
who filed Pre- D, S. number A2Io for the 81
ne or neqr Sc or Sec Up 6NR 5w. He names
the following witnesses to prove Ills continuous
residence upon and cultivation of, said land,
viz: Jacob G. Falsom, William Forhan,
Theodore Wallis and Ebenezer B. FOWL, all
of Falks Store Ada Co., Idaho.
CHAs. S. KINGSLEY, Register.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
tn tho Point.

He falling on his knees)-Oh, Mary! may
I address you on the subject of marriage'
She-You may II you can dress me after
marriage. Boston Courier.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06

IRVINE SERVICES every Sabbath in the
~ Presbyterian Church. Morning Service
IL 80 q. IN. Evening Service 80 p. m. Sabbath
School 10 80. Prayer Meeting Friday evening
7:30 p. m. Everybody welcome.
REV. w. j. BOONE, Pastor
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
A ouiek.Acting Remed,

'T went bathing at Santa Barbara once,
and 1t cured me Of very painful corn on
my little toe"
''It did~
eyes. A shark came along and nipped
or the toe. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
They Are Birds.

Rowtham--Th park policemen are called
sparrow cops" are they noti
Gotham-Yes.
Rowtham-Then suppose those who
patrol the saloon districts are called swal-
low cops.-New York Sun.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
IL Did Not Match.

Grocer-Ill sell you that melon for If
teen cents.
Customer-That melon doesn't suit me-
Grocer-What's the trouble with its
Customer-It's green, and I'm not
I ifa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
Tackle in the Far North.

elbow do the Esquimaux live up in the
frozen north, Charleyf"
"On whale blubber and seals and fish,"
"Fishp Why how do they catch them"
"With the Pole, of ourse."-Philadel-
phia Times
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
A Wish.

1T am glad to see you, sir" said the
widow to tho editor. "Your obituary OF
my husband was beautiful. wish he could
have lived to read it."-New York Sun.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
TIT for Tat.

Young wife-Before we were married,
George, you never smoked In my presence
Young Husband-I know 1t, my dear, and
you never wore curl papers In mime
Chatter
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
nisnnpointed Matchmaker.

roud-Oh, mamma, want to tell you'll
Tnther-Has hes-at last' Well, am
relieved ,o.,-, d..
that wasn't what l meant. l only started
y. Us say that George popped in this morning
~ ask me if l would go to the picnic with
Sim.-Burlington Free Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1890-12-06
How Kind.

Miss May Ture-Ohl Edith, dear, do you
know that Fred actually proposed to me
last EVENING"
Edith-Just rs / expected.
Miss M. T.-Why did you expect itf
E.-why, when l refused him last night
he said he would go and do something des-
perate.-Boston Courier