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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31
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I'm Mitierna6t. 3e6bruber: ,gine
S6aab' if's! unfere Weiber Iiegeu
i'm luarmen 8stt babeim un6 mir milf.
len bier bas falte Bier trin.enl. :.
2sllner, nen @ros!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31
Mrperit : 8anf.

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bidder einsui9iden, bamit bieielben gum
3Dsd ber Mbre9aung rebibirt tperben
f6nneu.
Reagan QouHDn,
Maiientertpolter.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31

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no 2aillen 3u IS genis Bel 8.
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31

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ber @aere Ger srcben Sper berunter in bas eeaante
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31

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ftinf5ig nene Samen QIeiber olIer Nrtl
bon $40, $I2 unb $15. merNen MI.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31
Hnbiat6elt 9epartemrnt.

@s tpirb nDtbie iein, bab mir auBergetpDbns
lide @nitrensnnsen madert ipegen Der bprs
sef4rittenen eaiion sic iibrisem 8interz
S ute gu perfaufen, bamit e8 fir 6,ibiabrss
Saden &aum eiebt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31

aw Wie III bifs ? giubuubertunb.
ftinf3ig neue 9amen RIeiber olIer Nrt
BON $40, $l2 unb SIS, neroen ons
3um prsife BON $5 berfauft. 0erfeblt
nibt. borsuipre6en nnb he 3u beRt5iis
GEN bel 8. Oeutf1 & 60.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-12-31
gSir berfmtien Sounets llno Soqne

5u $500 ..... bic S 425 fpertb iinb,
2.75 ....u 5.25
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800 uno $1,000, Die boS 9pppelte ipertb.
Sbise ateaben tuerben mir beipeilen, ipenn
S9r Sud Der @ahe unter3ieben ipout, @aare
utb 9reiie gu tirterf,i6en.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
MOVABLE ROOF Fol. HAY-srACk.

MOVABLE ROOF FOR HAY-STACk.
qualities of his stack is concerned.
Enough hay goes to waste every year
on many farms to pay for lumber to
cover it. In Illinois, years ago, stacks
of hay were rooted with three-eighths or
lfve-eighths inch ceiling. They were
light material could make them; then
to hold them in place four AKA inch
posts were set in the ground IA feet
high, with four plates at the top to hold
the posts in position and keep them
plumb.
The roof was placed in position before
the posts were set up, having the COR
::ners at the cave ends of the roof gained
in to permit the roof to slide up or down
on or between the posts. Holes were
bored in the posts to put in pins to hold
the roof up. When it is time to begin
stacking fasten the roof at the top Of
the posts and begin the stack between
the posts. Build to finish, or in case
there is not enough hay cut, put in
what there is, stopping work ON the
stack for any length of time. take out
the pins and lower the roof down upon
the hay, leaving the hay level, or near
ily So AS the stack settles the root
will follow tho hay down and protocol it
from rain and wind. If were going to
,build one l should build it for ricks in
stead of stacks; it would be cheaper in
the long run in cost of lumber and the
work generally. Then when not in use
as covers for hay they could be used for
storing of farm tools, wagons, or any
thing that should be housed from sua or
rain,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
Feminine NAMES.
What Some Of Those Most Commonly in
Use Signify.

what Some OK Those Most Commonly In
Use Signify.
Mary, the commonest of all names
given to woman, is yet one of the sweet
est Byron assures us that he had an
absolute passion for it. 1t signifies EEK.
alted;" Maria and Marie-the latter
French-are only other forms of Mary,
and have the same meaning. Martha
signifies bitterness" Anne, Anna,
Hannah and probably Nancy are from
the same source, and signify kind" or
"gracious." Ellen was originally Helen,
the Latin being Helena, and the French
Helene-the meaning being, according
to some, "alluring," and according t.
others, lone who pities." Jane sig.
ni6es same as Anna, Sarah or Sally, "a
princess, and the morning star" Susan,
"a lily;" Rebecca, plump" Lucy,
''brightness of aspect Louisa or
Louise, lone who protects" Frances or
Fanny, ''frank or free;" Catharine,
''pure or chaste;" Caroline and Char.
lotte, ''queens;'' Sophia, 'wisdom;"
Emma, "tender;" Margaret, "a pearl or
daisy" Elizabeth and Eliza, "true;;"
Julia, Juliette and Julietta, ''soft-
haired;" Agnes, ''chaste;" Amelia and
Amy, 'beloved;' Clara, ''clear or BRIGHT"
eleanor, ''all FRUITFUL" Gertrude, ''all
TRUTH" Grace, "favor;' Laura, "a laurel;"
Matilda, "a noble or brave maid;"
Phoebe, light OF life;" Amanda, ''amia-
ble;" Isabel, ''true and lovely" Pauline,
''little one;" Olive, ''peace;" Edith,
''happy."-N. Y. Ledger.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
SOMETHING VERY FUNNY.

1t Was something very funny, and . joke we 40
en1oy;
We playedit on fellow on the pier at Chat
ter. IL. a
Whenever we recall that joke We smile with
quite vim
To think alb ut the clever wav we cot the
The boys were all in swimming, and we waited
on the pier,
(We never learned to swim ourself, We ought
to mention here.)
A fellow stood upon pile to breathe mo-
ment, when,
According to the routine, he would take o dive
again.
1t happened then that we conceived the idea Of
y joke
That would amuse the boys, and, too, much
merriment provoke.
We gave this man sudden jerk. and then We
smiled to think
How very funny he would look a-sprawk g in
the drink.
He lost his balance, staggered, then he made .
sudden squirt,
And grabbed us by the bosom of our flannel
tennis Shirt
AM, quicker than our breath could come, or We
scream could give,
We were way down in the water where the lit
tie fishes live.
The fellow swan ashore With us and set US on
the ground,
And we sat still and shlvered while the crowd
Ill stood around.
We drained the water from our ears and tried
with quite fuss,
To cough up several gallons that had got in side
OF US.
We then got up and ambled home-our cottage
was near by
And went to bed the while our clothes were
hanging up to dry.
But oft as we recall that joke we've always got
1Whim
That that was pretty clever, how we got the
laugh on him.
Joseph Bert Smiley, in West Shore.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
A Caro- for Nervous Horses.

+; Quoting from an eminent horse train
er, contemporary gives the following
method of curing nervous horses, which
is on the line of the old adage that
familiarity breeds contempt: Finely
bred, intelligent horses arc often nerv-
'ous. They are quick to notice, quick to
take alarm, quick to do what seems to
I'll hem, in moments of sudden terror,
necessary to escape from possible harm,
from something they do not understand.
That is what makes them shy, bolt and
run away. We can not tell what awful
suggestions strange things offer to their
minds. It may be that a sheet of white
paper in the roadway seems to the nerv-
GUS horse a yawning chasm; the open
front of a baby carriage, the jaws of a
dragon ready to devour him, and man
on bicycle some terrifying sort of q
flying devil without wings. Directly,
however, he becomes familiar with
these objects, and he Is entirely indif.
ferent to them. Therefore, when your
horse SHES Of any thing make him &C.
quainted with it. let him smell 1t,
touch it with his sensitive upper lip,
and look close'~ ct It. He may not
learn all in one lesson, but continue
the lesson and you will cure your horse
of nervousness
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
De COSMOS SPEECH.
Tho Longest Harangue Ever Delivered II
q Legislative Assembly.

The Longest Harangue Ever Delivered In
Legislative Assembly.
The longest speech on record is be-
lieved to have been made by member
of the Legislature Of British Coium bja
named De Cosmos. 1t was in the in
terest of settlers, who were to be ousted
from their lands De Cosmos was in the
hopeless minority. The job had been
held back until near the end of the ses-
sion; unless legislation was taken be-
fore noon of a certain day the act Of
confiscation would fail.
The day before the expiration of the
limitation De Cosmos got the floor about
ten a. m. aud began a speech against
the bill. Those in favor of the bill
cared but little for what they supposed
would be an hour or an hour and a. halt
speech from Cosmos, thinking that they
would have no trouble in putting it on
its passage as soon as he was through.
One, two, four and five o'clock came,
still De Cosmos talked as though he had
ages in which to finish his remarks. At
six o'clock he produced fearful bundle
of evidence; then, for the first time, a
suspicion of truth dawned upon the ma
jority-De Cosmos intended to speak un-
til noon of the next day, the time for
adjournment, and thus kill the bill
They tried to shout him down with
their frequent and noisy Interruptions,
but soon saw that that only gave him a
chance to digress and make his talk less
laborious. At midnight the members
slipped out to lunch and returned only
to fall asleep in their seats; still De
Cosmos went on; day dawned over the
sleepy assemblage with tired looks and
bloodshot eyes, still the settlers hero
kept the floor. Six hours more of talk
and noon, the hour of adjournment,
came to the baffled majority; a single
man had triumphed. His lips were
cracked and his chin smeared with blood
from the cracks; he tottered and fell
from sheer exhaustion, but the land
was saved. De Cosmos had spoken
twenty-six hours.-St Louis Republic.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
THE FARMING WORLD.
ABOUT Hay.
Kansas Farmer's Views on Cutting,
Curling and Stacking.

Kansas FSemef's Views on Cutting,
- Curling and Stacking.
] would cut when passing out of tho
bloom, and always wait until the dew
Is of. says . contributor to tho
Orange Judd Farmer. Cure until the
hay begins: to rattle, then stack it or
put it in the barn. The great point in
its keeping is not to have any damp
ness come in contact with it. Hay of
all kinds will pass through tho sweat,
1t no water gets to it, and will keep its
color. Clover should be cut, when in
full bloom and part of the first bios
SONS are beginning to turn brown. AL
ways wait until the dew is of or use the
hay tedder to turn it, and get all damp
ness foreign to the hay evaporated.
Dampness destroys tho color aei quail
ity of the hay, and is liable to produce
mold. II kept out of the barn, would
stack it in large ricks. ! have had
good luck in putting it in ricks seven
years in succession in Illinois, and GOV.
ering it with stock boards bat;ened
with fencing. In favorable seasons
June 10 is about the time to com mence
SuVVAuS CAVVoT.
|; l do not think sailing adds any thing
to the keeping qualities of the hay.
Hay draws dampness, and the closer II
can be stored to exclude the air after il
lis cured the better, and more perfect il
will keep. have known some farmers
who used lime instead of salt, claim.
ing that If there was any damp
mess in the hay it would remove it.
can not say how much benefit the hay
derived from it, however. The quality
of hay depends on the curing. Wild OF
blue-stem hay is easily cured, but is
rather hard to keep from spelling after
it is stacked. 1t would probably keer
well enough in barn, but as general
thing where blue-stem grows and il
mado into hay, there are very few
barns. The necessary consequence is
the hay must be stacked out Of doors
Few understand the art of stacking sc
that rain will not get into the center;
One great enemy to keeping of hay is
the wind, especially in Kansas. Many
times the farmer gets his hay and grain
stacked up in good condition and along
comes gust of wind and all of his labo,
is swept away, as far as the keeping
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10

going; will you kiss me good-byc,
sissy?' Molly lifted her lips for an.
swer. The old man kissed her, then,
stepping to the cradle. lifted the net,
looked in and glancing over his shoulder
at Margaret with grimace and q
chuckle, shuffled off toward the gate.
Half frightened by his actions and
appearance Margaret returned to her
ironing.
:, A little later her dress was pulled by
Molly with: 'sWhat's this, mamma"
holding up small folded paper as she
spoke. Margaret unrolled it, and two
ten-dollar bills fell on her ironing
board.
"Why, Molly! Where in the world did
you get this?" > -.
Il found it in the baby's cradle;
guess the old man dropped it, mamma. I"
II guess he must have, though he
didn't look like man that would have
so much money. Well, your father will
have to find him if he can and return
it." s
Dan heard the story when he came in
to dinner, and that afternoon went to
town, taking the money with him, and
made inquiries for its owner.
For some time these were unsuccess-
full, but at last friend said: II
shouldn't wonder a bit if old Stephen
Murdoch was the man you want; what
are you after him for?''
1--WE got some money that belongs to
him." and Dan told his story.
Found it in the baby's cradle, eh, "
said the man when he had finished.
''Well, I'll give you piece of advice.
That was old Murdoch without any
doubt He lives about ten miles west
of here, and he's a regular crank.
He's got plenty of money, and is
| always doing something like that Ten
to one he left the money on purpose be-
cause he was pleased with the children.
You just use it as if it were your own,
and Ill guarantee you'll be all right"
and the man walked off leaving Dan in
a daze. But be took the advice, after
keeping the money a fortnight without
hearing from the owner. and astonished
Worthing by paying his bill within a
| month. They never heard from the old
man again, but turning-point had
come in the fortunes of the Merwin
family. Little by little, by hard, pre-
sistent work they ''got ahead" Dams
fits of dependency became less and less
frequent, and when, last year, visited
the pleasant Western farm, we'll stocked
and mortgage free, found jamie a
sturdy youngster of ten summers and
eleven winters, and Mollie bright girl
of sixteen, as light-hearted and sweet
and fearless as she was ten years ago.
N Y Tribune
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
First Mississippi Steam Boat.

In the year 1911 Nicholas J. Roose.
ve1t built steamer at Pittsburgh, after
first getting permit from Fulton and
Livingstone. Fulton furnished the
plans 70, the boat, which was called the
New ORLEANS 1t was a stern-wheeler
of about 200 tons burden, and was also
provided with sails, which were used
when the wind was fair. The hull of
this pioneer Mississippi craft was 1873
feet in length, 30-foot beam, and the
cost of the whole, including engines,
has been figured at about $40. 600.
Roosevelt and his family, with an en-
gineer. pilot and six deck hands, left
Pittsburgh October II, 1911, and
reached New Orleans two weeks later.
When the New Orleans rode down the
Ohio and out into the broad waters Of
the Mississippi that October morn
ing 70 years ago, she marked a new
era inthe history of the ''Great West"
st. Louis Republic.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
SChOOll,6RARiES.

The Act of the legislature of Mime
sofa of March 5, 1887 to promote public
school libraries permits districts to re-
ceive from the state treasury sum
equal to half the amount they expend
for the purpose provided that not more
than twenty dollars be paid any district
the first year, nor more than ten dollars
the second year, nor more than five dol
lars the third year. To obtain benefit
of the act the district must have pur-
chased books on the school library cata-
logue and procured book case for their
care. AS only few hundred out of the
six thousand districts have libraries it
might be advisable for some of them to
consider this subject at their annual
meeting the last Saturday in July.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10

Among the nameless heroes, none are
more worthy of martyrdom than he who
rode down the valley of the Conemaugh,
warning the people ahead of the Johns
town flood. Mounted on a powerful
horse, faster and faster went the rider,
but the flood was swiftly gaining, until
1t caught the unlucky horseman and
swept on, grinding, crushing, annihila-
ting both weak and strong.
In the same way is disease lurking
near, like unto the sword of Damocles,
ready to fall, without warning, on its
victim, who allows his system to be-
come clogged up, and his blood poi
soned, and thereby his health endan-
gered. To eradicate these poisons from
the system, no matter what their name
or nature, and save yourself spell of
malarial, typhoid or bilious fever, or
eruptions, swellings, tumors and kin
dred Disbursements, keep the liver and
kidneys healthy and vigorous, by the
use of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. It's the only plood-purifier sold
on trial. Your money is returned if it
doesn't do exactly as recommended: A
concentrated vegetable extract. Sold
by druggists, in large bottles, at $l.oo'
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
FREAKS OF NATURE,

A CENSUS enumerator discovered .
family of ten children in San Francisco
who were all club-footed.
FRANKLIN, Pa, has child who sleeps
every other three days. The case battles
the physicians. The child is in perfect
health.
AN Indiana cow five years old has
given birth to eight calves. At three
years she gave birth to quadru plets, and
the two following years to twins.
A PET doe at the Missouri penitentiary
gave birth several days ago to twins.
This is said by those who are up in
natural history to be of very rare occur
renee.
A MACON Ca man has ,frying-size
chicken with not q feather, excepting a
few on its wings. The chicken has
been featherless ever since it was
Matched asd enjoys perfect health.
THERE has been discovered in
Augusta, Ca. a wonderful spring which
cures any kind of nausea and other
stomach troubles. It's cures are pro-
nounced immediate and remarkable.
A RAD1sH is on exhibition at store
In Tennille, Ga, which, with slight de-
formity, bears perfect resemblance to
q human hand with five fingers. It
was grown on the plantation of F. B.
Cullins, who died about three weeks
ago, and it il said by folks who visited
Mr.. Cullins during his last illness that
the radish is perfect likeness of one
OF the old mans hands just before he
died.
WILLIAM MARTIN has a curiosity in
the shape of a gosling at his home in
Eoton township, near Tunkhannock,
Pa. This little ''farm Bird" about
month old, has two feet but one of
them is q perfect chickens foot; the
other is natural 'web" foot, and when
placed in the water it goes around much
like top. This freak of nature il .
new one, and we doubt il there Is
another like it in existence. +
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
Could Not Tell q Ii

It was the little girls first visit to a
dairy farm.
"Uncle Zeb." she asked, (which one
Of all your cows gives the most milk?'
Uncle Zeb was truthful man. He
laid one hand on "Old Crumplehorn,'
carelessly placed the other on the pump
and said:
This one, child. "-Chicago Tribune
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1890-07-10
The Secret Ont.

The Secret Out.
''She is homely."
Positively"
''Silly."
"Without doubt"
''Then how can she be so successful
with the men?"
II guess it is because she knows so
little that the boys are never afraid of
offending her by what they say."-Mun.
sey's Weekly.