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Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
Worse and Worse.

Mr. Whitewings-Say, I hear you've
been calm me fool.
Uncle Pete-I didn't cali yer fool.
amt no sech fool as ter say eberyting
hinks.-Munsey's Weekly.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
DANGEROUS Pcts.

"If Britannia rules the sea, said Mar
low, "there's one thing she ought to bt
made to do right Off"
Whats thati"
"Put muzzles on the sharks. Life.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
Lurinc him On.

Servant Cat sweet girls boudoir)-Mr.
Nicefellow's in the parlor, miss.
Sweet Girl throwing down o novel;
Horrors! And my hair is all down. Tel
him he'll have to wait little, as I'm In
the kitchen helping mother.-Life.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
THE ROANOKE TIMES.
nu AM MxEELYl

(OAu.Y AND ""Ehh'
r An independent Democratic pap. papsi
devoted to the material and polite,
interests OF Roanoke ana 'o0''
Vii oinia.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16

~ hOhD.
s. F. TYLER, Receiver.
Schedule in effect February 9, 1850.
ARRIVE AT ROANOKE.
500 p. III. Daily-Memphis Express,
from Hagerstown and the
north. Through Pullman
sleeping cars from New
York and Philadelphia to
Chattanooga and Mem
phis via Harrisburg, Ha
gerstown and Roanoke
TAO a. N. Daily New Orleans ex
press from New York.
Philadelphia and BaIti
more, making connection
through TO the south
Carries through Pullman
palace buffet sleeping ca
from Philadelphia to Nev
Orleans without change
via Harrisburg, Hagers-
town, Roanoke, Cleve-
land, Calera, and L. s. n.
r. r.
LEAVE ROANOKE.
600 a. III. Daily-Baltimore express
from all points south Tor
Washington, Baltimore,
Harrisburg, Philadelphia
and New York. Car.
ries Pullman palace
buffet sleeping car from
New Orleans to Philadel-
phia without change, via
l.. & N. r. R., Calera,
Cleveland, Roanoke, Ha-
gerstown and Harrisburg
7.05 p. IN. Daily-New York and
Philadelphia express,
from Memphis, Chat
tanooga and all
points south. For Phil
adelphia and New York,
carries Pullman Palace
buffet sleeping cars
through to Philadelphia
and New York via Roa-
nokc, Hagerstown and
Harrisburg.
Ticket agents will furnish all infor
nation and through schedules upon
to
g. P. s. T. Agent, Roanoke. Va.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
DOR CLERK OF COURT.

THEREBY ANNOUNCE Myself
L candidate for constable of the cit.
of Roanoke, and respectfully solici
the support Of my friends in tn
municipal election. Having for
number of years held a similar pos.
ton in .another part of the State,
feel qualified to perform the dut..
of the Office, and if elected shall e.
deavor to do SO without Partially o
malice to anyone. Respectfully,
THOMAS X. GILMORE
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
TRUSTEES SALE.

By virtue of deed of trust, dated
July goth, 1883, and recorded in the
clerks office of the county court OF
Roanoke county, Va, made by Henry
Read and Amanda, his wife, to secure
the Roanoke Land and improvement
Company a certain debt therein SCI
forth, and default having been made
in the payment of said debt, at the
request of said company, shall, as
trustee, offer for sale at public auction
in front of the premises, on
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
cTocKHOLDERS MEETING OF
y THE CRESTON LAND co.

There will be a general meeting OF
the Stockholders of the Creston Land
Company, held in the Office OF Jas ,.
Simmons g. Company, in Roanoke,
Va, on Monday, May 9TH, 1884, at 4
Rv order of the Board of Directors.
R. B. MOORMAM. President.
q. NJ. DARNAIh, Secretary pro TEN.
ap3- to ms
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16

LEAVE ROANOKE.
1905 III. Daily; arrive Bristol 400
p IL. Stops at all sta
lions, connecting at Rad
ord with trains on New
River Branch; aprivingPo.
eahontas at 1895 p m.
5:45 p In. Daily, arrives Bristol II 20
p II, connecting with E..
IT,, V. & g. r. K. for all
points south and west;
has Pullman Palace Sleep
or. Roanoke to Meridian,
via Calera and Roanoke to
Memphis without change
1866 III Daily, arrive Radford 0:1j
q III, connecting with New
River Branch leaving
Radford 9:25 a. H., arrives
Bristol - 40 pm, connects
with E. r., V, g. Ct. r. r.
for all points south and
west; has Pullman Palace
Sleeper from Roanoke to
New Orleans without
change.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
TUESDAY, MAY 6, 1890.

At 10 o'clock M, all the property con-
veyed in said deed, lying on the soht
side of Gregory street, 100 feet east
Wood rect, fronting Ofeet ON Greg
DRY street, and running southwark
between parallel lines S)0 feet-known
as lot 292, Fourth ward.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
j. e. m ulcare e. Co,
Manufacturers Of
TIN AND sHEET-IRON w ARE,

TIN AND SHEET-IRON w ARE,
And dealers in all kinds of Cooking
and Heating Stoves. Plumbing, and
Gas and Steam fitting done. Tin
roofing specially. Satisfaction guar
anteed. No. 115 First avenue, Roa-
oke, Va. ap5-tf.
A GENERAL MEETING OF THE
Il Stockholders in the RoanokeOpera
House Company is hereby called by
the undersigned stockholders in said
company holding together one tenth
and more of the capital stock in said
company, to be held in the ONCE OF
Gray s. Boswell, in the City of Roam
oke, Virginia, at o'clock p. M, on
the 12th day of May, 1890.
r. H. GRAY,
j. B. LEARY,
\. PARTEE.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
TAXPAYERS TAKE NOTICE.

All unpaid tax bills for 1889 have
been placed in the hands of Maj. A:
L. Pitzer, deputy, for collection. All
persons owing such bills are earn-
estly requested to settle the same
when presented. Very respectfully,
NJ. G. THOMAS,
apr9-1m Treasurer City of Roanoke
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16

BY virtue of the call OF the above
named stockholders of record, who
together hold che tenth and more CT
the capital stock in Roanoke Opera
House Company, general meeting
of the stockholders in said company
will be held at the time and place
above named. W. H. STOLL,
ap12-30d Secretary.
Roanoke daily times. (Roanoke, Va) 1886-1890, 1890-04-16
EASTERN DIVISION.
LEAVE ROANOKE.

5:25 u IN. Daily; for Lynchburg, Pc
tersburg, Richmond, (via
Petersburg and r. 81 p. Il.
R. Norfolk and interme-
date points; Connects at
Lynchburg with V. NJ. r.
r. forWashington and the
east, leaving Lynchburg
TAO III daily. Arrives
Norfolk zoo p Ill connect
ing with steamer lines to
Baltimore and New York
7:05 p N. Daily; for Lynchburg and
intermediate stations.
1910 III. Daily; arrives Lynchburg
1853 Il III, connecting with
V. NJ. L. Il. for all points
north, arriving Washing
ton 7:05 p Ill; arrives Pc
tersburS 4:20 pm; arrives
Richmond, via r. s; P. T.
r., 3:15 p III; arrives Nor
folk 200 Z III;
Cripple Greek Observation-Disclosures
Pulaski SIS a NJ. Daily except Sun.
day, and 300 p III. Daily, arrive Ivan
hoe Gas IN and 4:30 p IN. Returning
leave Iyanhoe 1925 Il III. Daily except
Sunday, and 5:2j p III. Daily, arrive
Pulaski 1855 Il III and G:30 p H.
All enquiries as to rates, routes, etc,
promptly answered.
w. b. BEvILL,
(fen'l Pass. and Ticket Agent.
CHAs. G. EDDY, vice president.
General Offices. Roanoke.
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
BRoWNSDALE.

Jan. Is . son was born to Mr.. and Mrs. T. x,
Dahle 20. A. warren's fast trottera ran away and
demolished his new sleigh last week . H. A. Brown
is limping around with . spEsined ankle. L. G..
Gillett was at sheeld and Dubuque, Iowa, the past
week.. John Oampion. after q pleasant visit in
Wisconsn is again with u.s.. John Nelson, who has
been clerking for W. H. Lawrence for several years.
has resigned, and probably will 60 into business for
himself soon. "A New England supper will be held
at sleepers hall Feb. by ladies of the church. All
should go and enjoy good time. Ed Danly, ''the
bloody butoher'' of Dexter. was in town Monday
D. L. Tanner is staying at home with the grip.
Mrs. Frank Hill and children left Friday night on
visit to Portage, Wis. O. 4. Sleeper Of North st.
Paul visited parents and friends here the past week.
:. Ralph Muncy is minus . watch and @8 in cash
which some one stole from his pockets 1t Dubuque
Iowa.. L. O. Giett and son U. 8. left for Sheffield
Iowa, Monday. Coventry meeting at Baptist
church next Saturday afternoon Prayer meeting
at Baptist ohu1oh Thursdsy night at O'CLOCK.
Hlder sanborn, Of tho Baptist church. is having .
tussle with the grip. 8. A.. G.
From Another CorrespondentJ
Henry Petsrys little boy is vary H.. Rev. Lyons
Of Minneapolis did not hold nestings in Baptist
church - was sxpsotsd, on account al scknses....
Rsnembsr the monthly ohnroh covenant nsstinS
Saturday a1lasnooa at IN, IN Baptist eAuzoA....
Ajax xeE vas % ths siek list ths axnb sf ths week
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
m Z
NEVADA.

I. hass Monday Mr. J. jacobson went to Lyle for :
ioad u COAL On arriving home ct night he was re-
4ueseed 70 remove his cap to stranger. The little
1elow e was welcome for there was only ono boy in
the family ahead of the new arrival Then. a.n.
ders and o. Ostenson drove some youno :. ~. -
ny'e nsrket Monday ...Thursday, Jan. 16 was the
t~en1y-nith anniversary Of Mr.. and Mrs. Rey. ].
muller Esgen's marriage. The congregations ~
Lyle and Mona, Blk Mile Grove and Adams church..
surprised them BY presenting . gentlem.n,e An.
gold watch, beautiful silver tea net and a1ks i,
money. The presentation was in Six Mi,a arcx.
church. Rev. Oleson Of st. Ausgar oiicatinu. y,
Eggen undertook TO express thanks, but his h..,.
was too fsll. Tears rsined down and he could o.,x
ssy few words before he broke down. Me.
Sophia second daughter Of K. H. Amundson. l. v.,x
low with consumption. Frank Brown is very sick
with pneumonia In fact there is sickness In nearv
every house. Some fear it is the grip but, conhden
italy II it was not in style. the sickness would most
OF 1t be only the effects of the sudden chanees OF
temperature The school In District No. O. taught
oy MI. Fred Walk ins, is hourishing splendidly.
though the school ma'am' and nearly al the pupiIs
were on the half sick list last week Mr.. James n.
Remer started the 10th to visit his oldtime home -
Wisconsin. The Gregg boys, Ruben and Norman
expect spring mere soon, and are cleaning fax for
SEED; Ihey raised over 1900 bushels of grain last
year, more than 1000 bushels being fax. which
brought them over 81 per bushel People from ia ?
and near met at Hawkins school house last Tuesd
evening Tor the purpose of organizing a debating
school, were refused admittance therefore de15arted
to their peaceful homes.
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
UDoIpho.

Ths sick are on the mend. @. G. Andersou and
L. 3. ERbert were In Austin Saturday IN. John
con Of Newry 10 struggling with the influenza. .,
Pity! Oh pity and mourn for him who faced tho
north end Of the recent south oind for q half scoe~
OF miles. Mrs. Risrson, wife Of H. Rierson, died
Sunday night. She has besn for years . sufferer
with consumption. The funeral services were held
ut the church Wednesday. .. We would like to sug-
Rest to the Oakland correspondent of the TRAxsc.1pr
that he bear in mind that minnies are as shy and "a
hard to catch now their older sisters were years
ago when he fishsd 40 long and angled 80 well ony
to see the other fellow win the prize while he got
the g. b.. And it's Louis and Olias Ulland who
are affected with a sudden but not pleasant large
ness, the one on the cheek, the other on the hand
We think that s. Ohristsnson is deserving of much
credit for the promptness with which he gets ont his
team and takes his children two and one-han miles
to school these cold mornings He knows the benefits
of an education. "Go thou and do likewise, and
the teacher will thank you if no one else does The
severe weather caused postponement of the spelling
school for one week Ole Peterson was in Austin
Wednesday. He says it was lather . cool trip and
hs had hard work to chew fast enough to keep his
gum from freezing.
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
SUTTON.

Rev. Harr, minister of the Lutheran church has
received call from Lake City congregation G.,
seeoach sold nine prepaid German emierant tickets.
These people will settle at Sutton in the sprinR.
One of the Galbrath brothers, importers and breed
ers of fine horses of Janesv4e, Wis, was at C. Fair
banks last Thursday D. Hagen is quite sick with
Ia Grippe and pneumonia, DIR. Macdonald is the at
tending physician. Henry Ivers had hard luck last
Sunday while hunting rabbits on Rose Creek. Broke
through the ice and got into the water above his hps
WIN Miller disposed of his St. Paul hotel and is
now with R. Graft His mother is also staying there.
....A. Benecke from Germany has purchased the Ek
N Ek of section %, Dexter, for $780, He will build
and improve in the spring The next meeting of the
Center Alliance, Feb 8. will be important to farsrs.
The subject to be discussed is, What shall we do to
make farming prodtable'. "A. young man living
near Austin was seen in last Fridays blizzard taking
one OF our pretty school teachers home. Distance,
ten miles. That's right. A faint heart never WON
fair lady
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
SPRING VALLEY.

Attorney B. A. Mann Of the W. g. 8. W. road was
In the city last week. M. NJ. Marsh and wife of
Merriam Park Minn., were in the city last week for
short visit with L. NJ schofeld, who is q brother
OF Mrs. Marsh. ;. Mail Agent John LOOMS came
home with his "grippe.' last week Tuesday, but re-
turned to work on Friday Village Recorder J. c.
Halokat is very sick with q relapse of the grip
y. ". Nutting. second lieutenant af the First Co.
Reserves, N. N. G., was in Grand Meadow on militia
~ business last week Wednesday. . Albert Allen, of
Highmore. 8. D.. formerly 'crack tinner' in 8. C..
hoDdilis pioneer hardware store, is in the city,
nandshakins with friends. Miss Ma ude Lloyd is
quite sick this week. j. N. Grang has been under
the weather for several days. but now
....N. D. Smith of Haeison, 8. d., is in the city
this week.. IA. r. Pfremmer First Lieutenant Of
First Co. R. NJ. N. G., formerly typo of the vdes+e
is now in the employ of the Republican Leader o,
La Crosse
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
OAKLAND.

Minnesota surely has thu grip. One day it is Geld
enough TO freese dog. the nsxt warm a. sprine.
Every one has the grip here. Dr.. Blackmar oe Al
hsrt Lea wss called Friday night BY the nidnieht
train. He founl Mn. Smith nearly dad, Mrs
Duncan very low, James Johnson and Baker nesri1
crasy. What We need il good doctor right here,
Thomas O'LaRy of Moacow is rsported very low
Mark Williams il not expected to live from dav To
day....AcCourt ii going to raising colts instead
OF cattle. He sold his whiteeyed yearling for $50
and the one eyed black for $1a5. He knows how to
sho" . horse al to buyer....J. Bird has . fine
HambletonaE mare for sale. .. viii Hatch ia Also
down with the grip. supt. Haugen made Us . cal
Saturday. He 10 peddling books . The dance at
Moscow was nearly a failure on account of the
Storm On all accounts due G. W. King not settled
by Feb. 10 cost will be made
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
DEXTER.

Fluncy Dickens has gone to Brownsville to spend
few days with relatives....J. H. vandenoever and
O. O. Warren have gone to Iowa to buy the boss
horse. James Krkvood is helping h. P. Coleman
with his we'll drill. James is the boss hand with
we'll drill. ..our new store keepers, G. W. Buck l.
Son, are right on top every time. Cargin Bros. firm
arc busy hauling coal from Ekton, intending to close
ther warehouse there. Il. B. Bulen will soon send
for lumber TOR new house. ID. G.. Pearse has his
lumber shed most completed. o. ]. Simmons, our
popular insurance agent ia with ~ for few days..
David March 10 hauling wood from the Meadow. Good
Job Dave. .hra. William Alcot 10 home from the west
again. ....A. B. Warren of Brownsdale and family
were down on visit Sunday. p. Vandenoever went
to Austin to pay his tax last week. He zeports them
about tho came as last year.
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
RACINE.

Mrs. J. R. Vail died Saturday, Jan. a5 Thus has
passed away one Of Racnes best and most respected
women. Ed Wilmont, son OF George Wllmont, died
JAM "a. The schools closing all around US.
Our time will come. The mumps at Mr.. Sever
sons. Mr.. Thompssn's family are recovering w
Mrs. Hovda is pretty eick with la grippe "A few of
Racins's neighbors met at Mr.. Pews last Saturday
evening, and had good sociable time
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
ROSE CREEK.

Willis T. Gibbs still dealing in potatoes.
Willis purchased 1000 bushels recently The coal
merchant* have no cause to complain now This
weather Is favorable for their trade . Mrs. John
dwelling 10 seriously i'll with Inflammation of the
pleura. DR.. W. H. McKenna is attending her
John Merrill Ia having siege getting acclimated to
the rgors OF Minnesota winter since his recent trip
TO the Sunny South June fingers not in the lap of
January. The old man tired of the festive miss and
thrust her out upon the charities of the cold. cold
world, and returned himself unto his first love
Why do not some Of our energetic scholars get up
sociable entertainments the proceeds to 20 towards
obtaining flag for the school house? 1T was owing
to the careless manipulation of telegraphic mes
sage from another point that Dr. Macdonald came to
Rose Greek that bitter cold morning, and through no
mistake of his. The Teachers association to be
held IN the village next Saturday afternoon should be
we'll attended both bv teachers and others. It is an
effort that should be encouraged ....A good many
took advantage of Sundays mildness snd went out
sleigh riding. Next Friday evening there will be a
sociaole at the home of Rev. Rounce Those wishing
to spend pleasant evening should not fail to attend
(From Another Correspondent)
There will be Teachers association 1t Rose Creek
Saturday, Feb. 1, at 2 O'Clock p. M, to which all
teachers in the south half of the county are requested
to attend without fail. Teachers it is entirely with
yoa - to the benefits derived from these eetiner.
WIN you come and make them . success.
PROGRAM.
Primary Geography. .Kv. K.nnerson
"u"oo0. Mis- HcDonough
Common Fractions. tions...............,Joh John Torrena
ossoct headng ......Arthur Hswkins
What 10 Good Govsrnment in the School
hoonE.... r. II. Dickmeir
Av10Pesn SCHOOLS. n......................J. j. Flood
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29
FRANkFoRO.

Our new town hall is quite . credi, to Center
street. The friends of Mr. and Mrs Churchill gave
them surprise Friday evening . :. Mr. whitmore has
bull: largo barn this faN....P. G. Dewey of e.
mond, =. D., is visiting friends in town this week.
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29

There has been but one case Of dphtheeia in Lyle.
The little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. J. Sherman died
OF this disease week ago last Sunday. Cora Hil-
debrand died last Sunday OF pneumonia. n
Johnsons youngest has been very sick with croup...
Mr. Angel of Mona will close his busin4 there about
the let of March. and 60 to Charles City, Iowa.
Mower County transcript., 1890-01-29

.-OUIoINNU1NU 1NUEbTEDNEHS OF NOWER
s'| " as COUNTY.
Warrants Nos. 1872, 1918, 1914 and 1915,
being for loan to county, and
drawing no interest, due February
AUtu. Ao0V:. .535 OO
STATE OF MINNESOTA, 90
COUNTY OF MOWER, Iss'
We, tho undersigned. Board of County Com
mIssioners of the County Of Mower do hereby
certify that the foregoing is q true and cor.
rect statement Of receipts and expenditures
OF Mower county from the first Monday in
1890:
Signed, A. E. CHRISTIE
n. T. JOHNSON.
[sEAL] Fl. J. LOCKWOOD,
w. w. SWEET.
JOHN BEACH,
board County Commissioners, Mower County.
Attest: G. H. WILBOUR,
County Auditor.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-12-29
A Poor Adviser.


Old Man Moneybag gs facetiously)-
Come, my dear. aren't You going to ad-
wise me? Here's a man that wants me
to lend him ten thous and dollars on his
Atchison stock. Now what do you ad-
wise me to do?
Young Why. you know that
don't know anything bout money.
Old Man Moneybigs = Don't know
anything about money! That's pretty
good, when you mad g as much in one
day as have made in all my life.
Young Wife-Why when was that?
Old Man Moneybal;s (uproariously)-
When you married me.
Young Wife-Yes, but all my friends
have told me that couldn't have made
q worse bargain.-Bo ton Courier
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-12-29
AWomsn,s p,acuxerx.

Another wonderful discovery has
been made. and that. too by a lady in
this country. Disease fastened its
clutches upon her and for seven years she
w'thstood its severests tests. but her vita;
organs were undermined and death
seemed imminent. For three months she
coughed necessarily and could not sleep.
She bought Of us bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for consumption and was
80 much relieved on taking the first dose
that she slept all night. and with one
bottle has been miraculouslv cured. Her
name is Mrs. Luther Luiz." Thus write
w. Q. Hamrick & Co.. of shelby. N. c.
Get free bottle at Hariz & Bahnsen's 3
drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-12-29

Mistress-Did you ask for milk bread7
Yes, mm.
"What miserable little loaf they gave
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-12-29
A BAD coU..n.

Many people fancy that a
hacking cough is an insepara-
bic accompaniment of increas-
ing age. Others go about
coughing and snuffing, without
much attempt to alleviate their
troubles. This was the case
with John A. Bush, the we'll
known Odd Fellow and manu-
facturer Of regalias. BE had an
obstinate cough that kept him
s'laid up" half the time. He
thought that perhaps it came
in part from his calling as
painter, and he let it go. At
last it became so painful that
he was alarmed. He began to
cough up mucus, streaked oc-
casionally with blood. There
was a tightness across his chest
that boded no good in the fu
ture. Mr.. Bush took all the
popular medicines Of the day,
with no avail. Finally a drug
gist told him that Reid's German
Cough and Kidney Cure was
guaranteed to cure the worst
cough or cold. By this time he
had become convinced that
nothing would do him any
good. he was in despair, SO
that there was nothing in the
nature Of the faith cure to help
the medicine. but to Mr.. Bnsh's
surprise he began to mend on
taking it, and by the time he
had taken the second bottle he
was a we'll man. His old hack.
ing cough has left him, and Mr..
Bush is restored to perfect
health. he says, "You cannot
say too much Tor Reid's German
Cough and Kidney Cure. Il is
the most wonderful medicine /
ever tried.v This ls the gen.
eraI verdict. MI. Bush is one
Of the best known citizens in
Peoria, and : leading Odd Eel
low in the state. He will con-
firm everything thet We have
EsJ said sE3 g - no
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-12-29
EPOCH.

The transition from long lingering
and painful sickness to robust health
marks an epoch in the life of the individ-
uai. such q remarkable event is treas.
ured in memory and the agency whereby
the good health has been attained is
gratefully blessed. Hence il Is that 30
much is heard in praise of Electric Bit
ters- so MANY feel they owe their res-
torafion to health. TO the use of the great
Alternative and tonic. Ifyou are troubled
with any disease of kidneys. liver or
stomach. OF long or short standing you
will surely find relief by use Of Electric
Bittep. Sold at SOC and 81 per bottle
at Hsrtz q Bshnsen's drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-12-29

"Yes, mum; it's my opinion, mum,
that that baker is ns a condensed milk.
New York Weekly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-12-29
A correc. surmise.

Excuse me, Mr.. Travers," said the
tailor, "but gentleman named Jagway
WAS in yesterday AMI wanted to order
some clothes. was a trifie suspicious
of him, sir. He said be was friend of
yours and referred ms to you.r
''Of course" said 7 Travers, "Jagway is
all right. Why, sir. that fellow is just
as good as am."
Eyes, SIR" replied the tailor sadly,
''that is jnst what thought. ~ Clothier
and Furnisher.