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Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

sswec Up IN srnzn cotton ezg, wnseA
he ~ss ~ ~s&E ever hls eeArs next -
bis AKIN ThAs. IL sss claimed, would
Obtain tor bln tie love Of sAs w0Eass
whom be desired. IN s13lta0a - aha
he sas ~ get charmed ballet Which he
wss - ire a. Davis. The negro thEs
protested sh0t his rival buried him kRd
proceeded 70 take possession ~ the
widow, weO. ss Il appeared. was no wise
reluctant Tie body va found and
various circumstances traced the crime
- Johnston, n 40 was put On trial Tie
tcry oomprlsed nine whites and three
backs, and yAst throng of negroes sgr-
rounded the house while the trial
vas going On CaEio0siy enough. two
Of TIE men CON posing the jury were
taken violently IL snd Others Lad ~ be
substituted tUr them. Johnston was
fond guilty and Was sentenced 70 De
hanged. Three hours after the sentence
the sheriff Of the oounty. whose BUSINESS
II ~ss - hang him-E robust man IN the
prime OF dropped dead. The
murderer was. however, executed
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

.sy sa4 xashsrsd IN thirty-si1 lssssrs
by Gcs4Al So-1k . Psck of newspapers
aa5 zs.rly . basasI Of circulars be
cl.1 ss1 ths prl staircase - tae
Hose loooy, an1 sntsEed tas Chan Ger
n line - as2r shs elin6 Chaplain sAy
a nee. Pl4elaz as letters sae papers
upon "a 1ssk. &c made ia ~.y - ne
eleAk-Fo0a- before 1s eoul1 hAng ~
his eS.t snd al AL ges 0Gt " tes
clo4k-sco2, hs Z % - llstea - NO ~
three stories froa a asubsr ne s4a
sesA aeseat sso sssks ana hs1 4ss
returned
once In ia seak hs nsehaBtcslif se-
gzn % opea hls lssssrs- TIE 1Fss Ole
r.s uire1 IA De1l4se stGenE0a New
4 5rk "A porter ~an Esa three copies 81
t1s Administrative I4gin BIZ "a Is
p4sss1 tie House .nt be wanted tEem
r.EhG away Tee Rsprsssnt&lise hAa
slrsadg received al granted atty sln-
lar fes tests. A. 20 sAs oE-y enltlsd
- hrs cop IS Of The Bill be as forced
. skiFu4is among brethren represent
iug agricultural districts, w60 hAt no
lse for .hsir own copies Ihls to0k up
= goOd ten minutes Of his sinre. lie
had ,uss thanked lis friend an sen
page tor tie tariff bill. when brother
Aiem Der borr0 ssd tentoilArs from hln--
lie sas not from Chicago.
The second letter opened was terror.
It~ss from gentleman whO la known
tie Congressman xhsa he NGs a scnool-
boy. De ked rs friend - - I'd 30 the
war Department and get Tor him the
names Of al shs soldiers engaged IN the
ate var
As4ntims shs legislative mill sas a.
work The Journal had been read.
Little It'd -bits were being ground out
BY unanimous consent Members were
correcting the Record. The Speaker
was aging executive documents before
tho House. Leaves OF absence were
being granted and half dozen fellows
were clearing their desks for q nghs on
= contested election case. There vas =
morning hour intervening and nobody
could tell what measure might pop up
before the House in that hour.
The Representative had succeeded IN
getting the run OF legislation when a
doorkeepe hsn3ed him = card Wish the
remark that is owner Was awaiting him
a. ths east entrance. As the man was
unknown TO hin ths Congressman
fancisd that be could ascertain what ne
wanted and return 10 the House before
the real work o: the day began. The
visitor was dignihed gentleman with
gray hair and gostes he was inter
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

Again The Representative headed for
shs COMMITTEES room. ibis time be
gained IT. He arrived a. The tsil-eni of
The discussion over Toe bill in Which b
~ss Interested. lie gained Nnss IN or
nation hs could ~ questioning
brother nan ber o. the con rnittee. His
sttention b "a again becone fvsd upon
the business before the con mittes
-hen = aoorks-uer announced that
lady snd gentleman outside desired %
see hlm ft Was prominent banker
.nd his VIE fron a. inland sitv TheT
desired ards of air ission % ths Men-
ba-s' Gallery Back through the dark
corridors and up tha slevs or tie Rep
rsssntativs -~rr
r.. ~ss scccn canisd - .hs hsrxer
.na his vie The rar-v entered ne
Rouse fcbbv Bisn -ar3s wee cbrsirsi
s-,--- +r- --4~r- -4 re Mar- ee-
sfxned then, sn5 escorted as VISITORS %
ths "a err
By shis tire "a vas a quarter -
twslvs The Rer~ssentstivs made
bird brssx FOR Ia cnn nj ttee-roorn-
Four ti-nes vss he srcrred ~ personal
sceaaintsnees Efs reached rhs rcou snd
fcund it enrrv TIE crnu ttee hsd
eoncIufad iss tusirese ana a. -cn~1ed-
Trs clerk tcfd b. M hrtsfT Vhsthsd zen
soue snd hs started fcr tae hsl ai ths
House 81 a. t' Re n a1ns ier prayers.
Ee ssocpsa a. ths psssc1es 81 tae
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
q SENSIBLE GIRL.
Sorry to Accept Flowers from Her Lover
Because They Cost SO Much.

p
"Oh! / wish he wouldn't" said dear
girl TO New York Evening Sun re-
porter, as she opened the box and for
one long moment of pure delight drank
in the exquisite beauty and perfume OF
the great cluster of velvety lacks. >"
They're lovely, and so is he, but l do
wish he wouldn't" she repeated as she
lifted out the great bunch and thrust
them with the most elaborate and
artistic carelessness into great cut
glass rose bowl.
"Why shouldn't he II he wants to?"
asked her listener.
She flushed little, but answered
bravely: Because he can't afford it.
You see," she went on heavily, II know
the dear fellow cares for me-know it
Just as well as if he had told me so, and L
well, / wouldn't feel distressed over this
If You see, young men are SO foolish
about these things. A flower seems &c
them the very apotheosis OF gift TO a
girl, and SO it would be IL we lived IN
Already and roses were to be had for the
plucking. But we don't; we live IN New
YORK, where every ouu costs Dlg,
round dollar, and the poetry of flower
giving resolves itself into the decided
prose of earning the dollar to pay for
them. l don't know Toms salary, Of
course, but / know 1t isn't $4,000 a
year, and here's SIS worth OF jacks,
Am sure. II young men only knew it,
sometimes a girl, if she has any sense
at all and any proper appreciation Of
how money is earned in this world, Is
really more distressed than gratified
when he thinks he is making her hap
piest Wouldn't she be selfish girl II
she could be perfectly happy or even
coolly complacent over gift that will
last her few hours, but that shc knows
will cost the poor fellow who sent it
half his week salary TO pay for"
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

~as inssrruDEsd o. two other gentle
men one ha4 been dropped from ths
rolls Of tas Public Printing once, Ap-
parsntly BE- aa.o be rAs Democrat,
ana Ehe other vas looking FOR - place
Ia tho Census bureau. The Member
comforted the hrss, and said that hs
would DO what &c could FOR the second.
he reached his scOmmittee-vOOm without
further lnterru ptlon-
A yery lm portant bill was under dis
cussion- lie Vas .uss getting into the
merits % ne case when page told him
that be Nas wanted 81 the telephone in
the House lobby Through the long
dark corridors 30 wended his way 20
tho elevator. and was carried 20 the
lobby above. By the time be reached
the telephone the connection Atthe cen
tral once had been broken. and ne could
20. no satisfaction lie started once
more for his eommittee-room. While
passing snrouga sho Hall OF Statues
lie was aceOsted by = gentleman from
New Jersey, who bore letter OF intro
duction A bill In which the Jersey
man vas In tsrested had landed In the
Military Committee. As Us passage
would place him on .he retired list OF
the army and give him SAC. 900 back
pay, 40 was much interested in its fate.
he wanted the Member 20 ascertain
what sub-committee the bill had been
referred 20 and 20 importune that com
mittee la his behalf The Representa-
tive promised - ascertain the status OF
the claim and again started for his des-
tnstion-
he had hardly entered The rotunda
teioFs he was stopped by fellow Mem
Der Who had written a letter to some
Farmers Alliance IN response TO an in
vitation from them The letter had
been printed IN Western newspaper
and he wanted his friend TO read L.
The reading was done IN periunctory
manner. the mind OF the Mem Der being
concentrated upon the bill before his
committee. He caught hardly q clue
TO she points o. the letter, but returned
the newspaper with she remark that 10
was certainly \ very able document
The Representative mads mis- exis
from the rotunda By the West door aud
was about 70 descend the stairs. when
friend. The friend insisted upon his
visiting the restaurant lie replied
that bis duties just then were urgent
But the friend was fully as urgent as
the duties He had petition for an sp-
pointmsrt tie wanted 20 secure the sig
natures OF al the State delegation TO
Congress- The Representative was ex-
sctly the man % obiige him. Il was
suggested that he could pass the petit
ton around ia the House sometime
whsn the delegation were al present.
lie promised 20 do this- l. vas safe
promise. Tbs thiFty-four men bers OF
ths delegation have never been in the
House together a. one time since the
equalization Of the Fifty 6rss Congress-
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

When certain residents of The West
Side vent home 20 dinner one day last
week. SAYS The Buffalo Courier, he found
hiE youngest dsughter. a httle tot not
ret four years cd. parsdiag ID and
down before row of other ittle Ti-lS
Ua3er one arm vas a ruler and III ons
hand she carried Al open book. walls
her avs were moving up and down Fi1h
-he regularity of stesm hammer
what are you d0ing2" asked her father.
'PlaTinT schoolH
AID what have You Ia vour nou I'd -
ftfun
Where 8ia You zet it7~
'eTook it frcu ny scholars tbe ss1as
az saa teacher does
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
TARIFF LITERATURE FOR AL.

The ANErrc1S PROTECTIVE TsrTsF' Ftcvs
Il publishing q suOst valuable serlec q. ~
Socunepts. These are prepared With NiSs
70 state the fscts ana Arguments for frotcc
DoB, whether ln the interest ef farmer
laborers. merchants or professional men
Zach issue Of the series appeals 20 thor es-
gagged IN separate industries, snc pressut IN
disputahle fsCls-cOfgIis fls0ns Cf vaFes- coFt
of living. and other arguments shOv!Es Tie
benefits Of Protection.
Any single one viii be cent on receipt ~
cents IA stamps exceFt Wages. Living and
IariN." which Wi ir sent for cents
The whole Int - q. he sent Ter ~ cent? or
any twelve fer - ocnis OF ANY FIVE for 10
cents postage paid OraoI by number.
No. psou
l-"waFe,. Living ans Tsrin" y A. H.EIs
a-"The hevsutsst, % I'ro,ective Tsrir 20
the Lahor RLd Industries - The lEiied
steies lif,t ]. tze Essay. ist7. ca"
FORD y. HUNsfNN ........ . ....-. ........ ... -
-'Eorns Proauc'lon In6ispen,ebi, te sup
Comm, dire, required for TIE F-opis ef
the CHiteo state. Gno Adequate EoDs
sibls -S,so,a rrossesi.s Tsrir. Fis,
Prise fsssy, lsst g I, Tenn. 81. "a
t-"phst are Esw ssfsrislsf Ncuid Fr-s Raw
Esterisls be sd.sutsf~cps ~ The Labor =
first Triss ysssg i,ss nesrS 2 DpEls :,
e-~som. yIs-. oi' tbs lam by a. OF ba.i
rcss Mar sto rstyta ......... -
g" The Protective ftyir lp bdvsntsses fo'
s-~rfs ZOO i,.,,rs.' . ;easssss l.,rssro- =
neview . H,rspss. .....-......-.. 70
Io-~Tse Fsrrnsf sn1 sas Tsrin +" Coz THosas
u-~Tratsrfio5 a. a fubiic POLICY 4" SE1ssoF =
1a-"rep8y - tfs 'rs'i.sert. f-esirsos sses
SAGE" = p. ~ y. ..... .....-....-
Is-"v ;. .ngu.r sns ne Tsgfr .--........ Q
ls-"The fitsl -uef.or fse.l hrieriesf ln1us-
fri0s ~ = 'sneonel enc brDtficsn Asr-
u sais is oernse i,l AcAl.loh = go y
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

ested in a bridge project out West
Congressional action was necessary and
he wan ted the Members aid. He was
fortified with letters OF Introduction
and had newspaper extracts and pam
phlets enough to NIL a four-q quart
measure. The Representative stood
within sound OF the voice OF the Clerk
OF the House. His attention was divided
between what the bridge man said and
what the clerk was reading. He feared
that bill levelled against the interests
OF some of his constituents would turn
up before he got back.
Meantime two or three other persons
in the corridor had recognized him and
were waiting to get hold OF him when
the old gentleman let him go. They
caught him. One was an old pilot
deeply concerned in the fght over the
Dingley bill abolishing compulsory
pilotage. Another was member of a
typographical union interested in the
International Copyright bill. A third
vas Custom House officer from Balti-
more who was anxious to ascertain the
probable fate OF the bill granting ff-
teen days vacation each year to men in
that department receiving per diem
com pensation. The other employees in
the department already have such va
cation, and he could not see why the
per diem men should be left out.
Once more the Representative applied
himself to his legislative duties. An
elsotion contest was on the tapis.
ID
behalf Of the contestant. and crisp Of
Georgia was sending in mitrailleuse re-
plies. The Representative again ap-
piled himself TO his mail A dozen
times rss be called from the hall There
were trips 20 the Document Room. to
the Congressional Library. to the Sen
ate Cham Der, 70 the galleries. to Clerk
McPhersons Office. to the docket OF tho
Supreme Court, and % dozen other
places in the great building. All were
N mads on behalf OF some constituent or
some visitor.
The House al burned that day after
I've clock. Tae lem Der 40 b as never
missed roll-call since the opening
OF Congress was in his seat exactly
thirty minutes out oi the Eve hours
He probably did more physical work
in this time than any coal-heaver about
The Capitol. aud "a much mental work
asa Civil Service Com n issioner when
hs is no under investiEstion- Tha.
night &c answered his thirty odd let
tsrs and paid the postage from MS own
pocket TIE Mem bsr slept sveetly
afser retiring He had spent another
dsY n the service oi his country.
ANOs J CUMarNGs
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
DRINKING IN GuRoPs.

~Gsth Z" Tells sOms Instructive things
Aooat fOreixn bibdious CastOms.
I.&st summer when ! was in the
northern part OF Europe 1 found alcohol
almost pure, set free upon the breakfast
table IN an urn where nearly every body
drew glass and absorbed It's effects. at
the same time taking certain picked
food. After drinking OF this stun and
eating cold rations until the appetite
was stout and hardy, the regular hot
breakfast was called for, which consist
Cd Of oggs, steak, coffee, etc. Scotland
and the land where Calyinism has held
out the best is equally land OF distil-
leries, Of hot liquor and of heavy drink
ing. The North Irish. though Pr0tes-
tants, drink just es hard as the South
Irish, aud according TO my experiences
drink harder. Their superior sense OF
thrift often appeals TO the individual
mind, and IN order 10 bs rich one VIII
lay Oft his liquor, but the North Irish
love whisky, whereas in middle and
South Ireland they are fond Of porter,
whence Mr.. Guinness obtained his great
fortune by manufacturing the odorous
water OF the L!aey river into brown
stout. There is no country on the globe
where intemperance exists 70 that de-
gree that il does IN the Dritish Isles or
United Kingdom. Perhaps the next
country for heavy drinking is Holland,
equally energetic in its time. Sweden
and Russia are also lands where the
drupkards are by no means exotic.
Transposed from the cold and raw
peninsulas OF the Baltic TO Normandy,
Sicily and elsewhere, the Goth became
man of enforced temperance, TO whom
the warm suns OF his new countries an
swered all the warming purposes Of a.
- I
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
puEU,rArIsM ALWAYS CURED.

KENroS. o. Nay is. lS61--Io al
whom 10 may concern ! hereby
certify that j was srlietoc for 3
year with disease of tDe n
Joint. during which time 4 ST
fered the mosteacrutiatiuE "a =
with but very little intermissioa.
Prom the leiut ii f0iioNee TIE
direction Of the bone. destroy
ing ClIfo within about Inches
al the knee. when 10 discharged
from half a pint 10 b pint 81
matter Gay, small pieces Of
bone coming Away from ume 10
tine. ] tried al the physicians
that ] could hear OF that !
thought would be likely 10 beu-
NJ ne, ] ihen tried patent med
icines. nulmcnts. and saves.
ano derived no beneft, but con
iinued 10 lose strength. B luhi y
hearing Of the success ~ Or :.
Clay Todd In the treatment ~
such diseases. and being strouz
~ persuaded by Nr. j.. q Mc
Witty. father OF i. u. McNitiy,
10 give Tim = trial. ! placed n'y
seIf under his treatment. an
am happy 20 say that ] gradua.-
II improved. gaining strength.
the pain leaving me. tie sorrs
being entirely healed. and Wf
limh. which was sweiied 10 ncgr
~ double the natural SIZE. a-
sumed the natural shape sra
feeling within SIX weeks flmr
! Was g years OF age when
cured. ] would De pleasrd O.
answer letters. from the az
firfed HANsor Rory.
T. Room Z. Grand Rapids, Nica
a All Diseases Of the joints
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
ACOSGRESSMAS AT WORK
How Representative Is Forced -
To4 roF His County,
Ia Exort "a hs4<a al Cszsfttss- nss4~
Hay as L~s~s lEs Taxs-a ~ Lssis4-r
s1.2-6is Physle.l wsEk Es4.1
- az asAEaI L@a1<s


a nsDbsr - shs House of Rsprsssn-
t4slsss atssads1 a eouEisLss- lEssslAs
g - s'zlscx tAs ether morning. It-As
he'd "a t1s con a. ttss EOoE a. sas
Capitol he I'D a4rdly satered taas
tsDgis ct Legislation before - vas
st0Dged 1y "a sld soldier The Eetersa
80 as4rlg bliad AL parsi. - disabled
ne s44 = Oam9F4l hs Ea1 Leea al
.tEsst4as far Ehs House - ksgressn-
t.El'ss al lad lAssly received n9Eics
% ala dlscaarge. hs made MS e0m
plainE % tas hsprssensa and be-
soaEat his al - asking hin - 70
bsfors Ghs Con nlk-ss 0n Acc0ants and
argue la cass Walls ghe k@preseu-
t4tiss sAs taking ~l.G ne so.-lsF "a
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
thirty YEARS SICK.

was very sick 81 years; had dropsy al over ms
BODY ctu "a a q ,.rep OF % a t4a AKA - as tc4L
a choAings as .tion' aud would have 10 st -
h 1ula a tlmr. tlQ -fl.4t lfotu. Pass ~
from bowels were partly 81 uei also u a a l1,dte
I rec tncn-s b.. navel that come cut as Dig
IS my thum when | cOIgned or d al "a ptin
Ia IRE 4sfl. llA- la my stomach aud sDii " iteri
cough very bad. oug q lt~i AMI tires "a -
"A and trouble with my heart and terri
bic pain be ~ Iesr alt rneI . - ttfta
{ ment with Dr. :. Clay Todd. 43 Nonr0s-st.
room I. - ana Rap Is iien-. oct 8. s- ~ 1
been getting better ever since and am now
very much e ter n .v-r % f-f1 D. fald's
treatment. Dec. 10. l'sq. PETER KRUIIH JF.
Drenthe. Ottawa County Mich.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
voOOOO WORsHlPERS.
Thousands of Southern Negroes stili Be-
licve tn Fctiches.

Thousands of Southern Negroes stili Be-
Iscv- tn Fetiches.
The most superstitious people in the
world, perhaps, are the negroes, among
whom any CON bination Of odds and ends
ga inoongruous az the ingredients ot the
witches hell broth In Macbeth becomes
''fetioh- This expression come. from .
Portuguese word meaning magic. and ia
any shiag n nature or art 70 which magic
power is asoribed. such as stones, or cor
tain parts of plants. animals, etc. Curl
0uslT enough, al ne civilization which
has surrounded The negroes IN the South
efu States has. according % the Chicago
Journal rot ben sufficient to disarn
their beisf in fsticbes- "Voodoo.7 OF
tetichisra. is stili practioed considerably
n some OF The Southern states by ne
zroes who a. believed 70 possess special
powers, snd 20 - able By TIA prspsra-
sion 81 certain charms % bring about
whatever their patrons nay desire Il
1881 criminal trial occurred in Sumter
CoontT, 8 G., in which The defend
At vas colorsd nan ~ TIE name
~ Johnston. rh0 hsA killed s10ther
naued Davis, the former having
n his possess = charm Which hai
besn given . aiu sy a. aged negro
named Orangs Issaos. voodoo con
jursr. who assured hiz shst Il
vould protect hfu from a isa-
ger a = result - his crime Tie Oh
iect q SO y zar8er vss - susble thA
criminal - narrT the F13ov u tie
numbered usn he chs-n siven hin
bT ths soas s1rsE vss composed . s@es-
wax- foxs hsir htke sand fro-z -
ssoe ot ne person sho rss = - k5lles
AEG dr>ke's fse& s1e v-3ls ks-zS
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

No one knows better than those who
have used Carter's Little Liver Pills
what relief they have gwen when taken
for dyspepsia. dizziness, pam in the
side, constipation and disordered ston-
ach.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
DIR. :. CLAY TODD.

once and Dispeusary Room 4 fmmen BLOCK. a.
Monroe-st-. Grand Rapids Mich.
Cures Deafness. Noises IA tne Head. Cstarra
Bronchitis, rheumatism. Nervous Debility. In
pOtouce Darrcnncss aid diseases result az fr0 n
cary lndlscgetlons ana excessss 81 nanh0o1 al
q seascs Of the Urinary or sas. Blood. >t3 asea.
Lungs. Eye aud Eat. tlts, Dit sores. Bcich "a Z.
Dysp .psia, Nerve SDiRe Liver Kidney. a "a {
Diseases SnOrtaess II Breath. Back OF II al
smail OF BscN, al diseases Of women and chilirea.
and All chranis diseases
0fire Eouls a. m 90 Z p. m Consu tat free.
and no charee for services uBtll cured. Medicines
sent eyervwhere Make c-A II possible. Dirss.
lions N all AN ruA9eN
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

NJ MiseriY-T doat belisvs = snT-
thfnE gong % waste q Youe
Etssi--Nsil don g ob5eet 70 as arm
Eoiaz 10 VAST
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
BUY
D / ARA s
HOLDFAST
RUbbERS!.

The only ru b b er
that is warranted not
to slip on the heel; no
straps, ties nor elias
tics, but an ordinary
rubber with patent
heels that cannot pos
sibly slip off. Call and
examine them, and at
the same time ask to
see those beautiful
turn shoes at $500 a
pair, and those new
French Kid turns at
81 and So a pair on
the new self-conform-
ing last. The best
satisfaction guaran-
teed to all who trade
Of
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
FOURTH NATIONAL BANK
GRAND stplDs HioH.

GRAND RAPIDS. MICA.
CA PITAB7 $500, 900
T-snsarfr q generai banking bushes In
ffree uz.e IN the cepufifs ~ spsris
raneefnerfs vita hess-s tnauth. NafhGf
kuhn - NnV YORK. letters ~ er~dit rur
rerf Ia 81 foreign rGuT tres. issusc direct
upon fhs most fsVoTsee euudifious ano
craffs drawn gH 81 the f0reigu cites 81 Zee
est rates
uTREc1GRs.
{ " WATKINS william sears
q = tsriBvaL Geo gofusor-
7 Euvrs James ksir.
a j Esthpyrs. J. a BiodTett
SEQ Gss
~ Bov-wE PresHisrf
u A BIFtDcFfT y - President
Nv Nash. Castsf
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

Cinderella found ,has a low menial
pos sian ed % hymeniai ens.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24
ANos J. CUMu1xss

Th. .srpens rss ths most subtle %
al 81. beasts o the Geld 5lt tbs Army
trader "a suffer
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

eg-~ru<.s pr.s~.vfy- weekly de-rfeS ~ to
Slscvssir 81 al ffsae. - fiEs Tsrff oVe~tior -
~esy esTit,io o,4riaf fr~e. A1ores- Arff-icHn 70
tefttvs Isrfs Issvue. 2. y 20 S.. ksv Iort
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-24

Inr0e-Sf.. Room (. brand hApllaI VIC
tula and all Diseases OF the joints
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1890-12-04

The finest composition of human ma
ture, as we'll as the finest china, may
have flaws in 1t, though the pattern may
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To rejoice in anothers prosperity la to
give contentment to your own lot; to
mitigate another's grief is to alleviate or
dlspel your own.
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Why don't you marry, Tom !?

Because matrimony is possible only
under three conditions.
What are they?
My wife must be rich, beautiful and a
fool. Unless she be rich and beautiful
| won't marry her; and unless she be a
tool, shs won't marry me.