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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
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EOR every $50 Hawaiian or other
Il Pacific Islands Stamps received,
wi ! post four English illustrated papers
per week for month, or will send one
of the latest English, French, German
or Spanish novels. Stamps of other
countries sent in exchange for those of
Hawaii. All manner of articles sent in
exchange for used postage stamps and
postcards under special arrangements
JULIUS Il. ASHTON,
Importer, Wilmington, M. Manches-
ter, England. 735 I'm
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23

Lionel-Deah boy, did old Hodges
WEAKLY forbid you the house?
Archy-Yes, sir. And when called
again, don't you know, he had me ar
rested at the door.
Lionel = Great heavens. you know
-aw!
Archy-But, by Jawve, I've terwib-
BILE wevenge for him, y'knaw.
Lionel-Aw-what-
Archy-Why you see, deah boy, don't
you know he has put it in me power
aw-to-aw-jilt his daughter-aw!--
Harpers Bazaar.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
According to inc Necessity,

It was the day Of the late unexpected
water famine in Englewood. In the
house of man in Yale street there was
only half gallon of the precious liquid
and the youngest member of the family
just in froan game of crack-the-whip
was preparing to wash his hands. :
Remember, Tommy, said the father,
"the water in that pitcher is all there is
In the house. You are the smallest of us,
and your share of it ought to be less than
any one elses."
lit doesn't go accordin' 10 size" re-
piled Tommy, pouring half the contents
of the pitcher into the wash bowl, but
aoOordln' 10 the dirt. &C Chicago Tribune.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23

THIS ONE WORKED.

THIS ONE WORKED.
Grandma Ito young hopeful who has
been an hour with her, and has not yet
received an invitation to partake)-
Dordie, what did your mother tell you
just before you left home?
Dordie-Danma, the lass thing she
said to me was, ''Dord, my child, be
careful an don't eat too much pie"
The pie was soon forthcoming, -Har-
per's Bazaar.
THIS DIDN'T.
Waiter-Haven't you forgotten some
thing, sirP
Customer-No, guess not; if have
you can send it ON by express.-Life.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
Officially Denied.

"Poor man, you are badly hurt" said
a man, as he assisted wounded passen-
ger out of the wreck.
mo, I'm not replied the injured
man, who happened to be an official of
the railroad "There's been no acct
dent. You just imagine one. You've
been hypnotized. New York Sun
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
Made 1t Early i'm Life.

"There is Il child who is going to make
his mark" said the fond mother, as she
passed the baby into the young mans
arms.
Eyes" he replied, as he caught sight
of the place where the rubber ring had
been rubbed on his shirt front, she's
done it. Washington Post.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
Eben Harvey's Epitaph.

In an out-of- the-way corner Of an out
of-the-way Boston grave yard stands a
battered tombstone, bearing the follow
ing epitaph: Sacred to the memory of
Eben Harvey, who departed this life
suddenly and unexpectedly by a COW
kicking him on the 18th of September,
1868. Well done, good and faithful SER
Detroit Free Press.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
A Laudable Desire.

Wife-Dear, dear What can you be
dropping oil ON your best coat for?
Husband bought bottle of stuff
today to take out grease stains with, and
| wanted to see if it was any good
| Clothier and Furnisher.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
She Did Both,

Mr.. Bohre-Did your sister get let.
ter yesterday, johnnie?
Johnnie Yes, sir.
Mr.. Bohre-Did she look pleased or
give it warm reception?
Johnnie-Yep; she did both After
she read the letter she laughed fit to
bust, and then she put it in the fire.
journal of Education.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23

Mann 10 ittle Nellie)- Would nay
little girl kn 10 20 out with mamma
and look at the Stars:
Little Nellie-Oh, yes; and | ant
you to show me the dog star, man ma
that is, If it's muzzled SO that it can't
bite.-Epoch.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23

Polite Guest-My dear Mrs. Smith,
you do succeed in bringing the most
charming people together!
Hostess-Oh, thanks! You are SO
kind; but l only wish you could have
been here last week. Why, ! haven't
one of my best people here Tonight
Venowines News
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
One Explanation.

Teacher don't see why you can't
understand this rule in arithmetic, John
ny. 1t didn't take me five minutes to
understand it when it was first ex-
planned to me.
Johnny-Perhaps your teacher ex-
planned it to you better West Shore.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
NOTICE to A RGHITECTS

ROUND and Elevation Plans for a
VI Sailors Home Building TO be
erected on the site 5 Il. corner of Ala
kea and Ilalekauila streets, 1872 IT. on
Alakea street, and 80 IT. frontage res
peeliyely, are asked for, 10 be handed
In 10 the undersigned on or before Feb
rnary !, 1891
A prize of 5000 viii be awarded for
the best plan aud przs of $50 for the
second best plan submitted.
Gas" For particulars apply 10
FsA. sGlIAEFER,
e. Nj. COOKE
IS. Nj. DAMON,
7a0 I'd Committee.
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of Course.

Bloomer ITO ragged urchin)-Y Your
parents left you something when they
died, did they not?
Urchin-Oh, yes, sir.
Blouner-And what did they leave
you, my little man?
Urchin-An orphan, sir.-Epoch.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
A senslhIe FeIlow.

Man ito wife)-The man that makes
up this newspaper is a sensible fellow.
Wife-Why SO?
He always puts the poetry down the
center column
"What difference does that maker"
"A great deal. You see always fold
the paper in the middle "-Arkansaw
Traveller.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
Cruel.

Ethel How clever De Ritter must be
to live by his brains.
Maud-Very clever. He has SO little
brains. -Munsey's Weekly.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
Cause and Eject.

Twill | scream if you kiss me, Mr..
Major? That depends. You can't ex-
pect effect to precede cause, and you
surely don't expect me TO jump at the
aY"-Philadelphia Times
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
Sometimes They Are iI-cs.

boys will be boys-you can't hope to
change them
"Well, wish men would follow out
the plan and be men. Courier Journal
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
The Trouble,

Doctor Your little boy ill? Suddenly
attacked? What's the trouble-cholera
morbus?
Jones-No; buckshot. He tried to rob
q melon patch.-Lawrence American.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
sympathy.

Mr.. Brumford Chappy-A fellow told
me today that didn't know enough to
go in when it rained.
Miss Edgerly-What want of tactl-
Life
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
Poor Man.

Mrs. Dobbins (reading) Ma
ria Won Kensky, of Bohemia, i.,.s bagged
1888 hares in one day.
Dobbins-Her husband will soon be
baldheaded at that rate.-Epoch.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
A Bad Case of 1t.

sis he honest?"
lawfully. Why, he'd steal for the
pleasure of making restitution. New
York Sun
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
History Does Not AIways Repent ItseI

HUBERT say, Clara, you're nice
girl, advising me to come the prodigal
son business with the governor, took
your advice and tried it on yesterday
Clara Well. didn't he kill the fatted
calf, as | saidf
Hnbert-Noi but he jolly near killed
me- ann quite sore still.-Judy.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
He Thought 1t Was a Backing Box.

Near Sighted Old Chap Ito amateur
photographer)-Hey, young fellow! My
train goes in few minutes. Shine 'em
up in a hurry and I've got a quarter for
you.-Harpers Bazaar
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
NOT iCl:..
u sEIC H.

IL claimants to lots in Kapiolan;
- Park, SITUATE hetweeu the points
b Nv specified. are hereby II Quested to
exhibit lhrii leases or evidences of such
Wa 'rship, TO the undersigned at once.
in order TO prevent the di' posal of said
lots 10 present applicants, viz:
LIST = innate on manka main avenue be-
tween the premises occupied by Jas.
ID nd and the property and home
sicad of James Campbell. Num-
brred on Park map from 81 to 80
inclusive.
2d-Situate on mnkai main avenue be-
tween the premises and homestead
formerly occupied by u. w. Mac
farane and the property of James
campbell. Numbered on Park map
from 90 to 100 inclusive.
By order of the Board of Directors.
w. NJ. GIFFARD,
727 2w Sec'y Kapiolani Park Asso.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
JUST RECEIVED /!

lAIRECT from Egypt. consignment
1 of Dubec, Coussis Il Co.'s Gen
uine Egyptian Cigarettes, made from
the choicest Turkish tobaccos. The
above brand is the cigarette of Europe
and The Continent, Try sample.
Wholesale orders filled. For sale at
California Fruit Market.
p. G. CAMARINOS,
Agent for the Hawaiian Islands.
715 I'm
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23

Miss Tremmer Cafter the gangplank
slipped) oh, good Lord. save mel save
mel Don't let me d-drownl
Bill the Boatman-ENcu me, lady,
but II you'll shct your mout a ,ninnit
you'll help him like thunder Judge
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
A Case for Redress.

"Those fellows should be arrested for
wearing such noisy pantaloons.
"Why?"
"They're loud enough to- constitute
breeches of the peace. Philadelphia
Times
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23

Presented by the Board of Directors
of 1891. Open only to members of the
I'll. X. A., who have never made re-
cord of over rs per cent. in any regular
competition; to become the property of
the marksman wining it three times.
Distance, 200 yds; rounds 10; Military
rifle; limited to one entry to each COM
petitor. Entrance fee, 81.
VII.-POOL TARGET.-(S inch
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
SHIP MATCH.

For Association Badge. To be worn
by the winner until his score is beaten
at any regular meeting of the Ii. r. A.
Limited to members of the Association;
10 rounds at 500 and 600 yards. En-
trance fee. 81.
Won July 4, 1888, by j. G. Rothwell.
Won January 26, 1889, by Lieut..
Ashe, II. b M. S. Hyacinth
Won July 4. 1889, by j. w. Pratt.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23

J. q. RoTHwELL,
Secretary. $50 I'd ]
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1890-12-23
uI.-H. X. A. TROPHY.

Valued at $50. Competitors limited
to members of the Association. Condi-
lions: For the highest aggregate score
at 200 and 500 yards; 10 rounds at each
distance; any military rifle under the
rules; to become the property OF the
marksman winning it three times at
regular meetings of the ii. Il. A. En-
trance fee, 81.
Won July 4, 1859, by w. Z. Wall
Won Jan. l, 1890, by F. Hustace.
IV.-MID RANGE CHAMPION
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-05-30
Stantnr.l.s Loan Bill.

In tine senate Mr.. Stanford has intro
dnced a bill for loans on land. 1t provides
for q land loan burenu in the treasury de-.
partment. The chief and deputy chief
shall be appointed by the president with
salaries of $6,O 900 and 5000 respectively.
The secretary of the treasury is authorized
to prepare, ready for issue. United States
circulating notes OF the denominations of
So, $40, $40, $50, 500, $500 and $1,000.
to the amounts as they may be necessary,
to be placed to the crdit of the land
loan bureau. Any citizen of the United
States who owns unencumbered ag-
ricultural land, may apply to the
land loan bureau for a loan, to DO
secured by a lien on such land, the loan
not to exceed half the assessed value of
the land. No loan shall be made upon
lapd of less than $500 in value, nor in
sums less than $25O. nor for a longer time
than twenty years. The loans shall bear
interest at the rate of 2 per cent. per an
num-, payable annually. The secretary OF
the treasury shall cancel and retire circu-
lation notes equal TO the payment made on
loans, and in case payment is made in
other currency of the United States, he
shall cancel an equal amount Of the notes
issued underthis act. In case of default
of payment of interest or principal Of the
loan, the chief of the bureau may order o
foreclosure Of the lien in o United States
circuit court.
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-05-30

thousand copies were ordered printed for
the use OF the senate. At the conclusion
of Senator Stanford's speech the bill was
referred to the committee on finance. The
naval appropriation bill went over without
action. The conference report ON the
bill for o public building at Aurora,
H., appropriating $4,000, was agreed to.
Senator Faulkner gave notice Of an
amendment to Senator Wilson'S bill provid.
ing that liquors imported into prohibitory
states be subject to the regulation, control
states police power. Senator Call offered
a resolution calling on the president for
information as to the landing Of an armed
force from the revenue cutter at Cedar
Keys, Fla, the forcible entry Of houses
and the pursuit of citizens. On motion OF
Senator EdMunds it was laid over. After
executive session the senate adjourned.
In the house on the 23d Mr.. Flower, OF
New York, introduced a bill subjectins
ol~eomargarine to the provisions of the
laws of the several states. Referred. The
house then went into committee of the
whole on the river and harbor bill. When
the paragraph appropriatinR $500, 600
for the construction Of the Illinois and
Mississippi Hennepin) canal was reached
MIR. Turner, of Georgta, made the point of
0eNsS SAAsAS ~ uV IA6Nkt
tioa over canals. Pending decision the
committees rose and the house took a recess
until evening. The house in the evening
session passed forty-two private pension
bills and adjourned.
In the senate on the gath Senator Will
sou, of Iowa, asked and obtained unani-
nous consent TINT Oh the 9th after the
routine morning business, the bill subject
ing imported liquors TO the provisions of
the laws of the several states shall be
taken up aud its consideration CON
tinued until disposed of. Senator
Blackburn presented the creden.
tails of John Il. Carlisle as senator from
Kentucky for Senator Beck's unexpirei
term. which commenced March 1. 1889.
Placed on file. The naval appropriation
hill wa then taken up. After the adop.
ton of u number Of amendments Senator
Cockrell moved to strike out the provision
for three sen going coast line battle ships,
not to cost more than 81, 900, 900 each.
Pending action the senate adjourned.
In the house ON tina 9th a motion to
strike out the Henrepin canal clause ofthe
river and harbor bill was lost--5O to 122.
Or motion of MIR. Henderson, of Illinois,
an amendment was adopted reducing from
-. 0O0,O00 to Sl,t 90, 0GO the appropriation
for improvement of the Mississippi river
from the head of the passes to the mouth
Of the Ohio river. Mr.. Blanch-
ard explained that this was
due to the fact that congress- made an
urgent appropriation of 81. 400, 900 for the
improvement of the river on the under
standing that o reduction of that amount
be made in the river aud harbor bill. The
committee then rose, and after ~eulogistlc
addresses to the memory Of the late David
WILDER. of New York, the house ad.
iourned.
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-05-30
Lady Rival. ut War.

Miss Anna Frances Lams, u belle, pretty
and we'll educated, is the daughter Of .
wsll-known farmer living near Gasconade.
She has been arrested on a charge of send
ing indecent letters through the mails. She
and Miss Quick were rivals for the hand
of u young railway mail clerk, John
Dremel. Miss Quick, whose father is
squire Of the district, seemed to be get
ting the advantage and they ceased to be
friends. Two letters were written, one
to Dremel aud the other to Miss Quick.
They were anonymous and purported to
come from intimate friends. In the one
addressed to Dremel the writer professed
to be q man with eight children. 1t in.
formed the mailing clerk Of Miss Quick's
drawbacks and related many alleged doings
at the Quick domicile, family history being
thrown in. The letter addressed to Miss
Quick described Dremel's firtations. Tane
object Of the letters was evidently to dis
gust each with the other. The case will be
heard in October.
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-05-30
NEW LEGISLATIVE TRICK.
Unique Method Pursued by Jersey As
nemblyMam tu Kin u Bill.

Unique Method Pursued by a Jersey AS
aemllyinan tai Kill u Bill.
A%ssemblyman Reuben Trier, of Newark,
is moro talked about now than anybody
else in the state. He has played u prank
on tho legislature that has led to confusion
and commotion and created a general sen.
sation. On Monday night he ran
away with the engrossed copy of
the Newark elevated railway bill.
Since then he has not been seen here
and neither has he sent the bill to the
house. The house ordered him as chair
man of the committee OH municipal cor
p%orations to report the bill. AS soon as
the order was issued Trier left the cham.
Der, saying he was going TO the governor
on some business. Instead of doing that
he took the first train for his home in
Newark. The house has been IN a tumult
over his disappearance ever since. Reso-
luton after resolution was offered, declar-
ing him in contempt and directing the SER
geant-at-arms to go in search of and take
him into custody and bring him before the
house. He cannot be found. A great deal
of money is interested in the defeat of the
bill.
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-05-30
TICKLING rHE SOIL.
Good Reports from Mcpherson County, in
South IL

Good Reports from McPhers0n County, In
South Dakot
The long looked for rains have come.
The grain sown on August and September
blowing was oil up and growing, while that
sown on spring and late fall blowing did
not have sufficient moisture to start the
seed. The heavy winds have not affected
the wheat fields. Farmers have been
breaking steadily all the spring, requiring
extra teams to do the work. As the
prairie is now in excellent condition
farmers will at once commence to break
and a very large amount will be done until
the season is over. The increase in acre.
age of wheat sown over last year is about
40 per cent: OF flax over last year from rs
to 100 per cent. The great increase in the
acreage of tiax sown is owing to the heavy
immigration Of this and last spring. All
our oldest settlers, who have been here
since 1885 and 1856, have each sown to
wheat from $50 to 200 acres, and still o
tinue to break prairie for flax. Immigrs-
ton is still pouring In from Russia and
will reach about the same number as last
wear.
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-05-30

Could he utilize free labor as he had slave
laborp He did not believe 1t possible, to
himself or any other man.
The walnut trees that shaded the FAM
lily burying-ground were in half-leaf
whom he got home. He stood with his
mother beside his fathers grave.
My son," she said, you must give the
old home a fair tiial. It's bad, / know;
but I can't leave here"
II will not leave you. mother" he re-
piled.
Another spring saw o new grave there.
1t was his mothers. II have nothing
now" he said, 80 bind me here. love
Alice, but she 10 too good for me. Ihave
no country. I will 60 to Brazil aud die
there"
He sold the property and went into
exile. He prospered. But as the muir
derer cannot escape his conscience. go
could not Linthicum escape the irresisti-
BILE longings Of his " heart. His
dreams were OF the graves at the old
homestead. That spot. oncs carefully
tended, was now grown up. in weeds,
every sprig Of which pointed the finger OF
contempt at him. The walnuts wrunR
their limbs o. il In painful wrath. A
sweet pale fece ct the village postoiice
grew paler When the answer came, mo.
nothin' ter.day, Miss Alec" He had
written her only once, But why shonld
he look backward The past was dead
TO him; 10 was another man in another
land.
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-05-30
CLAIMS THE HONOR.
Walter H. Freeman says he Invented IL
candescent Lamps.

Walter x. Freeman Says He Invented In-
candescent Lainps.
An extraordinary claim is made in Q suit
in the supreme court brought by Walter K.
Freeman, of Eau Claire, Wis.,, against the
United States Electric Lighting company.
Freeman AYERS he invented the incandes.
cent lamp claimed by Edison. He in
vented it, he says, prior to August,
1878. and sent the lamp to Edison,
and claims that two years later
Edison announced to the world the invsn.
ton Of the incandescent lamp. Freeman
makes the assertion that Edison offered
him $5,OO0i il he would refrain from men.
tioning or publishing the fact that he wa
in reality the inventor. Freeman vas at
Racine when he sent the lamp to Edison.
He afterwards went into the employ Of
defendant, and claims that they were de.
relict in pressing for his patent as they
agreed. He asks for $4,000. Edison is
not made q party to the action and conse.
quently does not appear in 1t to answer
Freedman's allegations.