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AMUSING

y COUNTRY politician, having made !
speech, wound up ~ saying: .:Gtntlo-
men, themE my sentiments: and, let no
assure you, They arc tho sentiment: of
un honest mani. But, gentlemen. il they
don't suit you they Kin 10 GltCrcd.'
y WESTERN lawyn. addressed tho
court: II am about t, illustrate M
case by diagrams, and | hope 10 make Il
so plain that il will be conprchcud"d
~ the jay, and perhaps / May oven
bTinE u within tho comprehension OF
the court"
II summit OF tho Dublin po5t-omco
Il adorned by three statues. Upon IN
Irish co@cl:inan Informing . traveller
that they were truly ;hr Holy Apostles,
Tho latter inquired: where arc Tho
other ninc?' ..Shurc!'' said tho Icish-
r1aa, they acc inside tho building,
sorting the lattcr5.'
II Tho niGilc of ono OF Rcv. Rev.
land Hills sermons 10 wa disturbed by
. c2Elmot!on in the gallery. lie OK
claimed: ''iYhGt'j the matter there:
tlio dovil CccmB u have 60. among you?'
n countryman replied: at arn't tho
devil as is doing it. it's = lady wot'g
tainted I'LL rojoincd: a. beg the
lalY8 pardon, and tho dcvil'5 too"
DE-. RNpct!rrc, whilo dining at = con-
rivial party. refused to leave it 10 attend
to Q Gl"l; oma Her husband there
upon picked him mp bodily, and forcing
him into . carriage, drcvc elf with him.
Tho doctor ct first was orra-od. but
finally tool; it a5ajo!:c. and said: "Nou.
You impndcnt dog, iii DO rcvcngcd on
you, for III cure your wife"
y TouH0 man of Nantucket, becoming
engaged recently, was DESTROYS OF pre-
GontinE his intended with u ring, anpco-
priatcly inscribed, but being ut T. loss
what to have engraved upon il, he asked
his father Tor advice. "NYcll," said he.
put Whom thi, you sec, ro,ncmbcr
me- Tho young lady WAS much sur
.priscd q few days afterwards To receive
% beautiful ring with this inscription
"When this you sec, remember fathcr."
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OPPRESSED Hsao,Nes.
Why They Figure So Frequently In Liter
nturc OF Young Wonen.

Why They Figure So Frequently In Liter
nturc OF Young Women
Probably most mon, and certainly
most young mon, feel that they arc
good fellows wrongei, that the world
has not treated them exactly right, that
the: arc harasscd and ir,pcdcd by tho
disadvantages of their environment,
that their Immediate circle docs not APP
p.ecictc them 1t their full value. But
women, because they arc moro scnsi-
tive, and hayo % leisure 10 think
over the snrbS ard Sights that AFRO the
tragedies of everyday life, entertain
this feeling far moro Scutely. That is
Why tho oppressed heroine. tho hornciy
heroine. the poo. and humble heroine,
gro such frequent and familiar and ,av-
o-ttc characters in young wo,aen's litcr-
aturc. Probably tho authors OF these in
tercstiIS characters took 10 literature
because ~ 5o,nc tiIno of their career
they had been thrown back upon them
gclvcS They began to write when cir
curstanccs made them feel isolated
from the rest of tho world, and in .
sPiritof morbid concentration upon their
own thoughts. a woman with = turn
for literary worls, who notices that she
il aissanccd, - far is success and adj
miration gees. by rivals iufccior in men
tai capacity 10 hor3elf, nic5 eagerly to
tho society OF her own fancics, and
makes her pen her greatest friend. 1t is
tho lot OF many girls to pass their
childhood or youth in = somewhat
m3rotonous round OF domestic duties,
u frequently in Z narrow domestic
circle with which thcy may have no
great intellectual s. sympathy. II is L de-
liThtIUl consolation for tho shcrtcon-
incs Of the social life around them to
build up an Imaginary picture OF social
life as IL might be-iull Of romantic
adventures and pleasant coaqucsts. In
manufacturing hCr heroine the young
~rcclusc puts on paper what shc would
herself lti:C 10 be, and what she thinks
might be il only she had golden hair
and = wider sphere OF action, or II mon
zero wiser and moro discerning. In
tho Sights offered to her iayo-itc ideal
she paints the Sights that might be or
have boon offered to herself. and she
gloTies in imagining tho triumphant
way in which (unlCr more CuspiCiCuS
circumstances! sho woGld turn upon
her enemies and tramplc them Under
foot Tic vcEatioE3 and a~.noyanccs
shD is usually able to describe with
spirit and accuracy. Tho triumph, be
ing the representation OF her own dclic-
ioas dreams, Is apt to be 4 little too
spectacular: it iS TOO completes; rivals
and enemies arc too cTectually crushed;
tho world looks Oil and appl@Uds with
rather unnecessary v~cLcEcncc; the un.
dcrratcd m.rtyr OF the first portion of
The book has somewhat too magnificent
an a%pothcoSis 81 its close. Sometimes.
iadecd. she dies tn ;hcla5t chapter, but
even then she has her rcvcngc-sho cx-
pircs in tho calm consciousness that her
family circle has found out. when TOO
late, I'll the mistakes and injustice 1t
has committed toward her, and that
tho world At largo PcrCCivc5 that It has
been entertaining unawarcs m angel
just rs the angel has taken flight ur-
ward to another sphcrc.-IllustrStcd
american. =.
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AAAsrlu -p..INclrLlss.

Unior tsis head tho Silver State
$a1es occasion 10 criticize the action
of Congress in its Discrimination with
retcrencs to tie Mormon population
of Idtho and Wyoming. 1t eeems
that IN ILlho, for certain reasons, the
Mormoas aso nearly all Democrats,
while in Wsoniny they arc nearly all
Republicans TO meet the require
ments III each case, u clause was in
serted in the Idaho Constitution dix-
francaisiny Mosmoao, who viii not
subscribe 70 what is termed "the test
OATH whether shey are ROW or ever
have been ppiyeamistz- While in
Wyoming not only ere the maic Nor.
mons porraitte1 70 so.e, but the right
of suffrage is also extendod 10 their
wives aud daughters This leads tho
Silver State To say:
"a iarty with principles SO elastic
that thoy diatranchiSo tho male ,nam
bars OF religious denomination in
one Sale, because they arc Demo-
Gratis and extend the suffrage not
ouiy 10 ;Eo male, but 10 the female
mo-n5crs OF the Same religious faith
in an adjoiling State, because they
are Republicans; which declares Cor
the FREQ coinase OF silver in Nevada
and opposes . bill for the free coinage
in Congress; which pledges protection
To American industriesin its national
platform and passes n bill in Congress,
which, It is said, places moro articles
on the free list, thaa Mills, sc,calici,
free trade biil; Nhtch denies freedom
of apSsei ia tho House OF Representa-
tircs, while pledg;ng itself to giant
it o every citizen; which adopts
rules, at variance with the Coastitu-
tuition, for the government OF C5n-
Rres and passage OF bills %. a mi
marty; aud which declares that it
"no.ds to the principle OF free coin
uge rs q tenet OF party faith aud 4
test OF party allegiance while con-
tonding that the Sherman Conference
bill is all that could be desired by
the friends OF silver, may reasonably
expect to maintain It's supremacy in
national nfairs until a mliofitg of
the voters OF tho countrg are con
trolled by reason, not actuatci By
p. ejudice, when they deposit their
ballots"
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OFFICES COUNT.

It is announced from Washington
that after a spirited contest between
several candidates John OrndorI has
been recommended d. tho Nevada
delegation for Postmaster at Virginia
City. The Federal Judgcship has
not yet been disposed of, and accord
Ing to some reports no appointment
will be made until after election.
We may talk o: political principles
and ali that, but the Offices are what
count, and. kpowing ruch TO be tho
Gaze, peeps shouiiagt DC too severe
in consuming Congressman Bartine Tor
recommending, as n OF tho Commit
tee on Coinage, the passage OF the
Window bill, and not advocating free
coinage until it was evident that it
could rot become n law. 1t is pos.
sthfo that Mr.. Bnrtinc may want the
District ~.GudgeshIp himself, and had
he ran counter To tho Administration
or evinced disposition to obey the
maniatcs of King Caucus io could
not hope to get the place.
Tho pcapIe Of Virginia City and of
all other towns should be consulted
as to whom they desired for Post
mastor, but they seldom are, tho up.
pointmcnt being at the disposal OF a
Congressman who may not be Il real.
dent Of the town.
Sorv!ce 70 party, not ftnoss for the
place, is the consideration that con.
trolls the present occupant OF The
White House in making appoint.
monLs, hence Mr.. Bnrtine can doubt.
loss secure tho Judgeship, il it is
feared that the people will defeat him
at the polls, or ii the "machinc poll.
ticians" desire that there should DO q
o candidate for Congress .-[Silyer
State.
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and rere lis-hargel.

port yecc discharged.
State o! Seyada IS. j. a. Houston
Indicted for house breaking: .. A.
Plummer Esq. appointod by the Court
as counsel for tho defendant, and on
motion said defendant WAS given
until Wedncs lay, July %. ut 10 o.
clock A. 81. to plead. +
S ate of Nevada vs. Virgil Clerse-
Indicted for Burglary: {. S. Far
rinSton Esq. appointed by the Court
as counsel for the defendant who was
! given until Wednesday July p, ut lc
o'clock =. II. to plead.
+. bieGary, Uric Brassnrd and
John Bcran, natives OF G5eat Bsitiar,
were admitted US citizens OF the
United States.
Wednesday, July %, 1920
State OF Noyala Va Virgil Clauss-
Indicted for burg.sry: Defendant,
BIZ his attorney, entered q plea %
guilty to house breaking, which pled
was accepted. Defendant waived
timc for sentence, whoreapoa tn.
Court ordered that said defendant,
Virgil CIauss be c5aicsdin the State
Prison for thotesm OF n year.
State OF Nevada w. J. y. Ecuston-
Indicted for house breaking: De-
fendunt, b. his attorney. entered II
plea OF guilty as charged in tho in
d.ctment, waived time for sentence
aad was thereuRon sentenced by the
Cour: to one year in the State Prism.
John L. Wright IS. &. 4. Nicnols:
Motion ovesrulad by tho Court, de-
riurser withGrswu aGI twenty days
given in which to answer.
JoHnio Fu.lrr VS.. Frank Butler:
Cours ordered that Judgment be en-
tered in accordance with stipulation
OF respective parties.
Homer Warren Clttlo Co. IS. Stef-
fain D=:tista; Curt ordered that
de;autt be catarcl against the de
iendant; unl that sail dstcRlent be
notified that il ne wished to coatest
the matter nc mus: immediately move
- cy5R tIe 4ciauit. INC cases OF tie
Same ConUany against Stefain bar
to!ameS e-e disposed o. In tho same
manner
Jao. S. MlyiuE h VS.. Hcary Coe, y.
Wines CT al: L. ). FI.Eipstou Esi.
moved tho Court - DO allowed 10
Introduce documentary evidences in
the SNAPS OF Order OF Sa!e" in the
cas-, OF II. Z. Taylor IS. y. aui n.
Wines. Objected 20 by attorneys for
defendants, aad after argument oU-
lection overEu!ed and evidences ad.
m!ttsl aud fled. E. s. harrington
tnea moved to 10 allowed to tile
supplemental complaint. AfteraTEu-
mont hy respective counsel tie motion
was ovc;rulcl By the Court.
Adiic L. Lewis V. Cnaa. Lewis
Petition for divorce: After hearing
evideaco tho Court ordered that judy
ment and decree be entered in a2cQ.>,
naco with the prayer OF tho Plaintiff
compliant
ThaF-day, July q, 1880.
Jno. S. Mayhugh ". Henry Coo, y.
Wines ct al: Argument UY respective
counsel in this case consumed the
greater part OF the day.
John Doherty, n native OF ireland,
was admitted as e citizen of the
United Suites.
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sHoRr-slatirgD PEOPLE.

-
Tho curlnuD Cinrs or Old A;nn fIowctsox
nnd venrrnbic SIR. Drayfoglc.
They wore talking about nonr-sighlcd
mon. says Tho Now York World.
Did you oversee old man Bowcrgox?"
asked ono. snow, Bowcrgox wac tho
ncarcGt-gightcd man | over saw. IIo
used 10 have tio dclirium trcmcnr, end
would l,avo tho biggest fights with
DEMONSTRATIONS, green monkoys, pink
rats and chat sort OF thing that Won eve.
hcSrd tell Of. Ono dcy he was hcYiug n
liGc-und.dca:h struggle with n whole
mcnagCric, and IL was tai:iny o dozen OF
tg to hold him. Somebody cont for his
wife, and the minute yho entered the
room she yelled:
""Iako oil hiaopcctaclcs!'
1--WE hadn't thought of That. but Tho
minute wo took thcrl off old IIowcrgox
hcavcd ~ Sigh OF rclicf and not well on
tho spot Mover saw = unalio or T.
blamed thing after We took ohhio specs.
Couldn't 90 1t, YOU know
"Thnt was curious cnsS" Gaid an
othcr, "but no moro curious than tho
case of my old fcicnd Draytoglc. Bray
foglc wao . great dreamer. Ilo used TO
say that IL was his Brcatcgt GpliElit to
90 20 bed and dream of biu C%hildhood's
happy homo. But, do you know, Ecnts.
lo couldn't eco his %obildhool'a happy
homo or any OF his old folks unlcs, ho
wentto bod and slept With his glassoa
oD.p
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Inauratal Eihrc Ware.

Tho attention of the public is di-
rectcd to my new stock of Iubd
Buckets, Basins, etc, manufactures
from Indurntcd Wood Fibre, pressed
out in QUO piece, without seams or
hoops. 1t is light and durable, will
not shrinl; or swell. will not faint any
kind of liquid and bids fair 60 super
ccdD tin and woodcD ware. Call and
examine it.
II. CHASE.
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NJ
WEGn:-At tho Depot Hotel, Eiko.
Nevada, July %, 1890, infant son OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Il. L. Webb.
a Sure Cure For Files.

Itching Piles arc known by moist.
uTo like Precipitation, cnusiu& intense
itching when warm. This form as
we'll us Blind, bleeding and proud.
ing, yield 1T once 10 DR.. Dosani;o's
File Remedy, which acts directly on
tho parts affected, aGsoIls tumoIs
allays itching and c!fcctsapcrmanent
cure, GCc. Druggists or mali; treatise
free. DR.. DosanIsO, piquu, o. Sold
by Z. L. Muller
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Notice for Publication.
LANn OFFICE ST ruReKA, NEVADA

LAND OFFICE ST EUREKA. NEVADA
JUnO -. 1870.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN TtihTT TIL.
~ following IInmcd settler has filed iintiro
Of Ills intention To make fiihl proof H. sup
tort of his claim, and th0t snId rrO0f viii 10
mndc before tic Dis.sIci Court Of NCyadn,
nj Elko, Nevada, III MONDAY. August 4.
1890, yiz-IiuinHstand duplication 30. 99t.
join kRiESkE. for the ~ ofs Eii Sec
IS Township 3IN Of Il co T., N NJ.
lie names the following witnesses 90 prove
his continuous residence upon. oud cuIuyn.
lion OF. said land, viz:
pc Kennedy. Of RUBY Valley.
~ Woolyctton, 81 Ruby Valley.
J w Health, Of Ruby Valley.
ilayii of.Atthur. Nevada.
u. H. HALL
3osia,or.
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DISTRICT
Hon. r. r Bi0ELow, Judge.
Tuesday, July 90, 1900

Grand Jury %impanelcd. and ROMAN.
ing jurors ordered excused.
In tho matter OF the Estate of John
Tholnas, deeeueed: Court ordered
that letters OF administration issue 70
John Henderson, as prayed for, upon
his fling q bond in the SUN OF $1,000,
and further ordered that summary
administration on said estate be held.
D.B. Williams ~. Katharine West:
Application for judgment ovcrrulcd
by tho Curt
John O. Hanitan vs. John a. Pal.
NOR: application for judgment over.
ruled by the Court.
AMMO G. Peck Va. a. j. Bondor:
Application for Judgment ovorrulcd
by tho Court.
j. Il. Martin va. 4. j. Chandler:
Application for Judgment oyerTHlld
By the Court.
John Knno VS.. Charles Latnpmhn:
Application for ju lEuiont oYerruled
by tho Court.
10 tho matter Of tho Estatoo Aaron
Van Week, deceased: Court ordered
that the hearing OF tho petition for
diotribution DO continued until notice
tbercotbad beon givon To the heirs.
In the matter OF tho Guardianship
OF Apnic N. Murphy: Petition OF
Delia Scranton for letters of guardian
chip granted "a prayed FOR, upon her
filing a bond In tho sum OF 1900.
Emanuel Penrod va. Androw Wost
land: Argument by respective cout-
Gel and case taken under adviscmont
by the Court.
at 4 o'clocl; p. N. tho Grand Jury
sesino into Court, mado tbnir Hn.i 70
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Now Fancy Goods Store.
NEXT DOOR TO TIE
w.. {. r. u. Reading Rooms
We have just opened u now aud do.
sirable line OF Fancy Goods, including
Gloves, llahdkotciiiors, Ludics' aud
Childrcn'8 lfoisory, Drcs9 Trimming.
Gcntlcnion's CruYats, etc, TO which
wc invita- tho attention of tho public.
-=-----
sD Dress Making in nll its branches
speciality. 40
SIfEEUAN SISTERS.
1.-Two And Let Live.

Those who dcsito fresh Groceries
and Provisions, MS we'll as Glassware,
Quccnswurc, etc, shonld not fail 10
examine my stock and priccn before
purchasing.
a penny eavcd 10 nsgood 10 q penny
earned andyou can save money by pur.
chasing goods at homo. l carry o
largo stock OF scasonnblo goods and
wi!l soil at Live und Lot IiTo prices.
g.lS III. CHASE.
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Live Aud Lot Live.

Those who desire TO purch: 20 eth
bost quality OF Groceries and Pro-
visions arc referred to tho above re.
liable house whcra fair dealing and
courteous treatment is tho rulo.
Glassware, Tinwnrc, Stonewaro, Nails
etc. always in stock.
II lI.CnAs:.
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hey Goods.

Mrs. G. j.. Lynn has just received
n nice stock OF assorted dry goodp OF
the latest otylss. Call At her rusi-
doncc and examine goods and inquire
prices.
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Dentistry.

will be IN El&p, july 10, 1890, at
Room 40. Depot Hotel, aud will re-
main q fcw daya for tho pfuctieo cf
my profession. All those who tequirc
first class den:al work will please take
notice.
G. HANtfTo9,
t. Dentist.
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Having purchased Of Brown e. Hos.
kinb thor interest in the Undertake.
ing buRihcss, | am iiow prepared TO at
tend to all calls in that limo. / will
nlso attend TO tho repairing and up.
ho%lstcring of Furniture, ctc. Shop
on Commercial street, noSt door ts
Brown s. Jloakirs'pld stand.
TO N. i. PErspsoY.
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= Contradiction.

/ w5sh it distinctly understood that
although siur has been cast upon
my character md good name, l au,
aot the VIM. IIoaT rho has been uc-
cuscd Of bong arrested. For further
Information please cali ut tho White
Houac, Salt Lake City.
Yours Respectfully,
VA. IToAH.
Ello, New, July 70. 1880. ~.
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Lost.

AZ the South Forl: celebration on
the Fourth Of July, n daublo-nction,
contcr-iiro, 33.calibcr Smith & Wcsson
revolver. y reasonable reward Will
be p.id 20 any ~ returning tho Same
10
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POLITICAL sRsouscEzlSTs.

Advertisements under this head will tc
patiishcd until tie County Conventions
mcet fe- $40, Invariably in advance.
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ELEGANT CARD ROOMS
Aud oNciy ihing iint will ndd e., the comfor
md plcSsHro ofpairohs.
tbs eotninodlO,a Saloon viii 10 conducted
aPopulsr. Establishment
Undertaking.,

confortfblc nrds-:-wcii Aired ROOM,
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1890-09-16

JEALOUS.

A colored man of this town being so
unfortunate as not to have the rud mentS
of the 3 Rs, called on a white fir end to
read a letter from his best girl to him.
From " Darlingest CT d~atling<," it gradu-
ally warmed up, ~meandering through the
green fields of love-making territory, to
the very heights of the strongest express
sion of her love. In concluding, the
damsel remarked: "Tm ! ngilg TO fall
into the open arms of Morpheus Hold
up, bossl how's dat" asked The excited
be au The expression was r peated
Morpheus" Morpheus II know
him." said the enraged man, land con-
found him, if I keteh i'm huggin' my gal,
I'll kill the black rascal" The way of
the lover is hard = Concord Standard.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1890-09-16
WAKE COUNTY ALLIANCE BUSI.
NESS AGENCY READY
TO WORK.

The Wake County Alliance Business
Agency is now established at 3O7 South
Wilmington street, Raleigh, and the
Agent is now ready to attend to the
wants of the Alliancemen of the county.
If you want to sell your farm products,
stock, or the handiwork of your wives or
daughters, or if you wish to purchase
anything in this market, your Agent may
be of material benefit to you. If you
have stock of any kind to sell, give me a
careful description and price Of same that
I may record it in this Office, or # you
wish to buy stock, call at this Office and
examine my registry. Consult this Office
on the market prices of all your PRODUCTS,
and bagging for covering your cotton.
Cotton stored and money advanced on
same at the lowest rates for charges. Let
vour wants be known at this office and
hey shall be attended to.
R. JAS. POWELL, Bus. Agent.
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BETTER THAN GOLD.

1t was in Essex street the other day
that a gamin of II found a youngster of
6 or 7 crying on the curbstone, and when
he asked what was the matter, the latter
replied:
4 - I lost a cent?"
"Lost a cent, eh! Well, that's bad.
Hev ye hunted all over ?"
"Y-yes."
I'D give ye a cent if I had one, but
I'm broke. l hain't got no gum, fish
hooks, marbles or string, either"
The youngster began weeping afresh.
Say, I'll promise to take We to the
museum next year"
The tea S increased.
Ill come around here with a apple to-
morrow"
Louder bowls.
"Say, I've got It'll If yell stop crying,
Tl-IU let ye lick me-"
"You are too big" sobbed the other.
"No, I amt. I'm bigger'n you, but I
hain't got no grit. Any boy kin lick me.
Come, now"
"May I lick your"
eyes Now I'll get down on my
stomach, and you jist pile on to me and
hammer till I holler."
He took position, the little one piled on
and pounded him about the shoulders till
he cried "enoughl" And when they got
up the small boy was radiant and excited,
and exclaimed:
"Didn't I make you boiler, though
Now I'll go home and lick my two s~isters!'
N Y. San.
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JAR AT H T

St. Peter Confronting caller)-Well,
what's wanted?
tx Observation-Disclosures.
St Peter-Your latest abiding pla ,?
Elk Cashier-St. John.
St. Peter-That's in Cana "a; native of
or a settler from the States?
Ex- Cashier-The latter.
st. Peter-Penniless, l presume?
Elk Cashier-AI but 5 $500, 900.
St. Peter-No room here; take the
road opposite and turn to the right.
st. Peter (of another are you
from?
Pilgrim-Pennsylvania.
St. Peter-Business.
PDgrim-Coal.
st. Peter-Baron?
Plgrim-Yes, sir.
St. Peter-Step down into the elevator,
if you please, baron. Down Mr. S., stop
at the lowest level under the slate. There's
a birthstone bath goes with your room,
baron: You've keep so many people
cold in the old world that we will heap
Goals of fire all over you, and see that you
never get a chance to SILVER in this one.
St. Peter (to another man)-Whence
come you?
Pilgrim-From a labor organization.
st. Peter-Prove it-show me a copy
of the labor paper that represents your
organization.
Pilgrim-Alasl I never subscribed.
St. Peter-Hence, then! Follow the
ex cashier and the coal baron.-C Colorado
Workman.