The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-08-23
TEA-TAELE SALAD.

ODDLY enough we call them grand
stands, when they are built expressly
for us 10 sit down upon.-BostoR Gtpte
IT is stated that the government
wants new design for the silver dollar.
We would suggest a weather Sane; ii
very easily changes to four quarters
Phaddeiphia Press
TALKING SroP.-Mrs. Snodgrass-''i
| think Mrs. Laker must be from Chica-
GO" Mrs. Snively-"Why?" Mrs
Snodgrass-.Beca she saws %, lard =
SO often. '-jTea Shore.
THE summer girl sits before the glass
In deep, rapt meditation.
For she feels the freckles upon her nose
Is matter of Specialization.
Chicago Tribune
''GEs, it would ruin me, financially. if
the whisky business should be wiped
out Are YOU engaged in the business.
sir ?'' ''No. no; I'm temperance ora
tor. "-R0ckd.
NIsIToR-''I have not seen any of YOU
for ever So long. How is your little
brother coming on, Tommy? '' Tommy
First rate. He can whistle for him
self and wear my pants. '-ICras Sift-
inqs.
JUDGE-''What made YOU Jump into
the river after stealing Miss De Niera $
diamonds ,"
Thief-''The discovery that had Civ
en- her a $500 advertisement for 500
worth of paste. ''-Je,celer's Weekly.
'.Is your husband a very generous
man ~ Indeed he is. You remem-
Der those nice cigars | gave him for a
birthday present? Well, he smoked
only one, and gave all the others away Pr
-Etchanqe.
THE man who stops you to tell YOU
your barn has just burned down was
once the good little boy who got licked
for reminding the teacher that she had
a cob of coal SCOT on her chin. ashland
Press
THE jury brought in verdict of mot
guilty" The Judge said admonishingly
to the prisoner: After this you ought
to keep away from bad company.
Eyes, your honor. You will not see me
again in Il hurry. y Chatter.
Mrs BRoNsoN-"Well, Johnny, how
do YOU like Switzerland ?"
Johnny docking out of a window of a
railway carriage l-''Nery much, mann
ma: but thought from my map ii was
pinker. ''-Horper,s BaeGr.
IEASr-''Do you quarrel with your
neighbor vet about his hen coming over
in your garden?" Crimsonbeak-" No,
we'er all over that now Buried the
hatchet?' '.No, better still; buried the
hen. > lotkers Statesman.
"WHAT's the trouble between young
Bond and his landlady ," ''She asked
him to say grace at dinner Sunday, and
he said: % Lord, for what we are
about to receive make us truly thank
full, for without thine aid We are likely
to be otherwise '"--Echo.
"You were pretty badly in debt when
| saw you last" said Il congressman to
one of his constituents. Are you
meeting your notes now?'
81 should say So" was the reply. Il
can't turn corner without running
into one of them. y Washington Post.
IcEMAN (at front door)-'Ice - Ten
ounce rattles over stone walk
First tramp Ito pall-"IIey, Bill, here's
our chance. We are saved at last
Second tramp-'tllow sou
First tramp on bltf hlm on the Jaw
and I'll seize de jcwelan' run ,''-De'rot
Free Press.
"WHAT are your charges, doctor ~
''My terms are IS q visit, madam" is
that for both the rheumatism and the
malaria ~ ''Ges. ''Weii, times are
hard and money does not fetch the
rheumatism stand and cure only the
malaria ?''-Jurg.
PRoFE~soR-" my dear friend. so
clad To see Won after your long absence.
How is your dear wife ,"
Friend-'l am unmarried Herr Pro-
fassor ;,
professor s,rh-ouite riaht-that is
i meant to say. how lonG have Won
been unmarried -Doubarbi,r.
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says that unless the manager SENDS illlii
back the price of Il square meal. he :
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PECKSoN-' My dear. | trust You VIII
..Jl D.. ~; W.,
touiageh pliiSet atttltioi' ~
should she send me this lock OF halr
Mrs. =. lhystericalIvl-'W hat The
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