Telegram-herald., 1890-11-30


Jay.
Where's. No ser0as plague or famine
or var has laid waste tho fafr face OF
the repabhcs and
Whereas. 'rhs wagrs Il a erew of near
~ thirty men working ln a button fac
tory in Vineiand. n. J.. have been al
yanced IS per cent Al valorcfn since tho
passage u the Mckinley edll: and
Whereas. New times begin 10 brighton
Gp All over cur land as a resalt OK the
paymsnt II my election bets; and
Whsreas. Tho man who was 90 tho
stamp a few weeks ago. aud now Ia the
potla@es. has ceased % state that we are
now upOu ths ove q ono Of the most i'm
portans elections in the history OF tins or
any osher cOantry; AMI
Whereas. The reception OF the literary
works Il rolstoi and MclAlhster have
given ~ good reason % behsve that tho
scavgngcz ard tho usob must still keep
outside of god society, and
Whereas. feel Axe It.
Thsreforo, I. Edgar Wilson Nye. OF
tha county OF Richmond. and state Of
New York. do hereby constitute and
sd aside tao Thursday following tho
Publication os this proclamation as a
day u gcnerl JOY aud Thanksgiving
Throughout the land.
The year last past has been one Of al
most unexampled prosperity from the
subscribers standpoint. and Thanks
giving proclamations arc generally writ
ten by a man who is feeling pretty com
f1rtable himself The year has indeed
'1osn real prosperous. Our growth
throughOat the length and brcadfh of
TIE land has been phenomenal. and Il
some cases Fsprehensiblc. II padding
hal been as high before the census was
taken "A it Is now many United States
cities would have bean eyether much de-
pressed in figures or hopelessly in debt.
Another cause for congratUlation Is that
for . few months New York hes not
been ashamed Of her babies, bringing
Sut many from concealnent an1 count
ing ths noses u nations yet unborn.
over and above all. We cOns-ratuiste
everybody and shake hands with voters
and ourselves bscause the election IS
over. The loud smelling torch ard can
iidate have bosn laid aside til another
anne. and tho cam 2ai 50 liz. with a large
irregular naiIh,la "a It, - IN tha hell
box ~ the country paper.
There ara MANI carsos fer pcrsonal
rratulati0n and oOngratalat0n- The
stout ladY who had q room above mine
ss TIE boarding housa, and who was
jumping ths rope IN order 70 reduce her
weight. has decided that it Is not bene-
Gting her aod hss ceased- We are having
anew ceiling put on my room. Also 10 the
ROOF Of my heal I do not lind large
pieces % plaster in my bed IN tho morn
Ing. and soon / can take of the piece /
have IA mJ nose.
But the ciearins up q The political at
nosphers Is the caief cause for national
ioT. and the greatest Why, by the way.
shond ~ have elections SD freqsentlyi
n they were two or three times As TAR
apart va could almost afTord % iet con
rress pass any bill it wanted %, and we
.ould meet it with our savings from gin
and karoasns. And 20 whom does the
great shCreless sea ~ campaign funds
~ Does u % to the church or tna
uahe. taa widow OF ths orphan. the hon
est Industrious 0r afilicteda
Nay. beautiful reatier with the violet
breath. nay. syft voiced reader with
tbs high. Intellectual seslsiCn shoulders
ou vo1r wrap. che grand cd ocean of
,srupeian funds steals not up 20 lave the
SIT "a the starwng. - oooi tae brow 81
Fhs iavAhd. Is queaches nos the tairs.
~ ths dying snd is scftens not the osi
e snTsrsng
The -snpaizn fund luhricetes ne
wheels ef s'vift Ling jobs. ls Prih1'
api distributes .rsca. which nobody
rsais It sVvs tas services az unnalc-
a bands. whose notes ara rFpteeted on
svcrv ccrnsr. and IN iunre - whose alto
hcrn4 - fsvored visa ths dssson rum.
Is buys coal OH which secxs ~ oresssns'i'
the reccrd ef the m.hfate.
If turs oratorr s'ioh would make tbe
aufikossam ot par.lltion hiss. AMI create
= coolnsss even Among she hands in tbs
suslua roosa &C 3Aesn e xrest exposition.
Re bn~s sus~cass taat would empty 4
-nss- .tepcs spes,hes th.ss would stop !
.t--t sr.-.-h<e thet uvouia remove super
srrcrs barr. -yeeches sbas wruld cu'
h,les II a sfesk. Speeches salt wouh -
raora Nar1s. speecbss tsat wgnid s-osl
krivrs. sst saws. rsaava vsrshTrls. rraass
stafns. rn0th pssechas. frecsiss or wo.o.ler
Puidngs
Then the -resk helanoe gces down IT.,
rarched slsroet u r'eu wAo havp -
rnoreY n psysscal streuxeh ~ hrain.