Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-12-17
Sun.

This Years StyIe-Tr0asurers ac-
counts are being worn very short this
slzs1a--CcIumb1s Dispatch
"Tz!s is IN add funk to nv bust
ness" said the rsglaan, as he gathered
IN lot ot old iroG.-Nev York Jour.
IA.
A correct statemeut-Patient-"Do
cusuu5ers distress al people, doctors"
D1e,gr-''No, sir, only those who eat
tlsn."-Judge-
Lady guest 70 a small boy-"why.
Willie. how tanned you areH" Willie
.taHs.y1-"Yes'm; father done it."
-Fa-aisIPlia Inquirer.
Sas-.As the vassar girl said to the
IVES, Point cadet" He-"What was
la-H sLe-''Ir's a long time be-
tween tce-creams. Puck.
wlts ltearfu)-''You've broken the
promise you made me" Husband
,s.ss-a- herr Never mind, my dear
don't c-ys III make you another
Mazsey's Weekly.
The Uses e Words-Lawyer's Clerk
-.'Wi- you lake chair, NIiss?" Boa
tcu G----'.NJ, thank you, 1 wouldn't
know what 10 do with II. But I'll sit
down II nay. Life
A .l.l-;a.a ign.-Ted-"Why are
yea SO su-e Hiss Lonely hasn't q
oe-4' Nct-"I called on her the
o-Ler evening, and there wasn't an
armchair IN the parlor."-Epoch.
AS il wera, IRE Iight.-"In wha,
lga," asked the teacher, "did the
EZG---r Nero regard the Christians
e, Rome" And the smart bad boy
thought q, was torchlight.-Burdette.
Sou--h.as new in bric-a-brac.-
E:As.-"O-, saw such a sweet match
ssfs this lf;eruoou." George-"what
tn7s was it iu?' 81, wa. in the
shape OF q marriage certifcate."-
Time.
lie Coa tho piazza at nighD-
"T-l-c's q cool wave coming" She
1z.cUs.y-"Oh, dear! l hope it
won't come between US" And he
drew nearer, 50 it couIdn't.-ChicsSo
Glgtc.
Slightly personal. - Magistrate -
Describe eLs man whom ynn SAW
ASSEMBLING complainant" Policeman
"He was q little, insignificant looking
cra,u-r Coou:your size, your worship"
Grip.
E5e1ez,r-"DId you water the cows
tonight, Hirams" Hiram-"No, for
got" Ebenezgr-''You shouldn't have
forgotten, but then va Will water the
1--Sr AID that viii DO Just as we'll"
Grip.
terrible burden.-Clarr-"whas
ategy.ble noise that wagon mskesI"
Geo-ge-''Yes, it's dreadful, isn't it7"
'Waat makes it groan 50, George1"
"War, 1t is filed with green apples"
-Youkers Statesman
Iommy-"Paw, what IS q philan-
17oP.s;2" Mr. Flgg-"A philan-
throPist, my son, is a man who would
ratler supply a dozen men with COL
lar apiece than give one man q shirt"
--Terre uaute Express.
\. the cashiers wiudow.-Robber-
Il have you in my powerI I am the
Slug Of the outIawsI Hand out the
cash. CGshier-'I have never seen
ycl before. You will have to be
identified before We can do business"
Omaha World.
Pd;.ological.-Solau fresh from the
cold sod"-''Oi wonder phwst makes
thin Do0tchmen spake such q quare
lingo Teddy. Sure Oi can't undher-
stand thin Gt all, at aIlv" 0olan-
"Faizr it mustn't be the beer, barney.
Ol can't even understand mysilf very
We. at,l-g dAriuliin a couple av cans"
Puck.
"I,s hard 70 be left here alone"
said S.npkius, whose wife had gone
away for the summer, every hard
Seems kind o. lonesome, does it7"
"Fesl intensely lonesome. Everything
around ne seems TO wear an air Of
Melancholy" "Yes, I notice It.
Even tia, bottle on the mantel-pieos
seems low spirited. ."-Arkansas Trsv-
sIer.