The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1890-08-08
CITY ITEMS.

Naturally fellow is quite upset il his
best girl throws him over.-Detreit laree
Press.
Gomez Come TO the new drug store
II. W. Ma-nenSs-and get 2 bottle q
"The New SoHth" 4ef Uolie, biarhea,
gripping, etc. 1OIy
The returned booder's salute to tIie
Colonel: Hail, Fellows Vel! met
Judge.
1t is too much to have to scratch for a
living and for relief also. Hunts Cure
will not help you in the former case, but
will sure care Itch, or it cost you nothing,
For sale by H. w. Mannon.
After spending an hour with pretty
fool, how refreshing homely people are
Atchison Globe.
For SALE-A fine mich COW and cali.
Will be seldcheap. Reason Cor selling,
have another COW. Call on ". A. Var
brough, Camden depot. d3-d.
Stranger lin Tombstone, Ariz.) hest
your bank has suspended? Resident;
Yes; so is the president Racket.
Say, friend; stop taking so many pills
and try Liquid Cathartic Compound.
Never affiliates with the system. Sold
by H. W, Mannon. l0:ly.
Lady; want girl. Keeper Of intel
| ligence Office; have fifty just imported.
| Lady: Yes, but ] ~apt a domestic. AZ
Lowell Citizen.
Sample copiesof TIE OnRoNIcLR 'S6hS
tanning full election returns, $3.50 per
hundred; single copies, 5 cents each.
Johnson: WHY'S the moon often spoken
of as the silvery moon? Jackson: Be
cause we get it in halves and quarters, j
suppose.-Epoch.
told you the new drug store would
, keep all the frst-class remedies
Cathartic Compound for the liver and
0 New South for summer complaint. [}e:ls
We predict for Cheath&m's TaSte,ess
Chill Tonic an unprecedented success.
The well-Rnown reputation of its manu-
factuters is, OF itself, an ample guarantee
Of its superior merits.
" After being discharged, am led into
bad company" as the bullet remarked
when it lodged in a tramp.-The Jester.
Summer comethon apace, and soon will
the granger be engaged in his annual
struggle with chills and fever. Take time
by the forelock and lay in a supply 81
Cheatham's Tasteless Chill Tonic thai
your days in the land may be many. Fol-
4 sale by W. II. Mannon. 16.1y-4t
:. There is some consolation is knowing
that the man who takes up two seats in
{. the horse-car counts for only one in the
: census. Beacon.
A few very pointed reasons why Cheat
IL hams Tasteless Chill Tonic will be 4
:, great slRlcass. 1t is absolutely free from
all deletertoais Ingredients as pleasant
to fine taste as honey; an 'aosoltGe end
n never failing cure for all malarial com
= plants. Guaranteed TO cure. What more
could you ask? Sold by H. w. Mannon
=" Consistently obituary poets shoulC
J. share the emoluments with the under
taker, for they play conspicuous par
r in the last sad rites. -Philadelphia Press
7. "Who is happy on this mundan,
sphere2" sneeringly exclaimed Pessi
g mus. "The girl with her first engage
ment ring" triumphantly replied Opt
ce mus.-,Ieweller' Circular.
Blobson: Poor Mrs Tuistale Do yo
1T know how she happened to lose all he
ST money? Bumpsey: Yes; she took thre
lawyers in to board Burlington Ere
Press.
ca She Quick, hook oat, you must not Il
ie' them see you with your ARA around n
waist. He; Oh, don't care woul
y run any risk for your sake.-Exchang,
- Never make love in a corn-feld. r.
to member that corn has ears and is easil
lie, shocked You should make an oat
this.-Philadelphia Inquirer.