Telegram-herald., 1890-06-06
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ne Intelligent Reporter Lays over
rhs Intelligent c9mpcsltor
ss Eaocss ta@ late Dior~~Sa Z % 'e"stSo
fe4s snzttezr~~sss ~aa AA~~~ase
tas lea SsG- ~ @aa.I4cot a.


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Bv-on uas eleser sncuga ID nls DAY,
a.,f te never oaafrnGea the appsiaag
DANCE of e4tch,ng tao eye or = modern
newspaper reporter.
IL g.ssslug sage. g So oaes nsl1s ln pSilt.
a a1la b a e9sh. a-fs94S1 tAsf~ A2.Al1 :
No 50 however, w.gh = newspaper
Tals afternoon. tns Easls had tyPo-
graphical exercise wh.ch Il headed
diocesan Discussion" znd which
seemed. saEioas.y, - ParpoEt % be al
account 0f tie woTz OF the EP.scopAi
Convention FOR tae day II there Is
auFIamg IN TIE history OF neH spspeT
reporting when, Tor ErePfoacnable uu
IntellgIulilty za1 lncOncelFabls STUPID
IT'S, can beat mat specimen, lts Aut1of
Is now probably out OF a respectable
job.
omit 70 note the glarlns .naccura-
cies IA names snd the many unlutell-sl-
Ole expresslons, winch bear upon lhe.F
face tie evidence 0I good ts4tA, VITA
WL-ca the account fairly onslcs, AID
.nyt YOu 20 consider t9lnes more
startlss Giving tie result OI last ev-
eMngs missionary meeting the Ea4le
said.
''rne total amount raised was 81 rs,
Vas raised by individuals ard sunday
schools"
II the reporter had stopped there,
the b.under would have pssso4 Tor typ
Ograhacal error, but ne denies rs tnls
charitable presumption by going on 10
suggest profound reportOrlal meaning
ana saying, by way OF explanation;
"Over eighteen hundred dollars was
pledged 10 carry on the missionary
work ia the diocese, which. with inter
est. Will amount 10 about twenty-three
hundred dollars" Interest Oh mis-
slonary pledges Is good without refer
ence 10 the mathematical delIc.ousness
OF getting q $500 total and <2405 trac-
ton out or an original pledge OF sl7lS.
After that is the reporters endea y0g
TO reproduce the Bishops compliment.
ary alluslOn 10 your own figures N your
hlstO zeal sketch or the diocese. What
comment ought 10 be made IN irving 10
make Bishop Gillespie say that IN III
teen years tweuty-four churches and
should De lett 10 the Bishop himself;
but what 10 Go with the permanent
missionary fund, $3.50" would be best
answered by turning that acephaleus
reporter over ID the committee on un-
finished business.
Next comes "the report of the regis
ter, Mr. +. 4. Graham" Correct. eX-
cep, that the registrar Is not +. 4.
GOrham, ald Mr.. GOrham's name Is
not Graham.
Again, II the intelligent reporter will
explain TO the churcnmeu of Grand
Rapids what ne had IN mind when he
wrote about "the committee on the re-
mOval OF canons," he VIII confer ia
vor. DR.. Knap, especially, would IKE
20 know, no doubt, tOr his name is as
soclated with the operation.
"Reys. Rippey and Walsh and Lay
men Leverage and Walsh were ap-
pointed 4 committee TO revise the
prayer book"
Shades OF nineteen trlennial conven-
tions of the Protestant Episcopal Church
in the United States of America.
Does not that innocent creature
know that il takes more fuss
to revise the prayer book than
it would to revise the SOLAR system?
There is not j man OF that suppos.tltl-
Gus committee who would nOt rather
undertake 10 get Newton out OF his
grave and through him get the law OF
gravity changed, than to essay the little
end OF the task so cOolyimposed 10y the
Jerk Of reporters pencil?
'The question OF whether women are
to be allowed the same rights as men
in voting for and acting as church OF
ficers was the opening discussion Of the
I afternoon session"
That is much like saying that nr.
Reid Is circulating petition 70 get a
pardon out of the House OF Correction
! Tor Judge Severens.
Is there no help for these things?
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