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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

1t Is wonderful for q British ISL
ander to discover what mere step up
on your broad States thousand miles
make" says Sir Edwin Arnold, land 10
conclude from what he sees what must
be- the life, the enterprise, the opulence,
the energy, the natural and Industrial
resources, the boundless future POSSIBLE
tiles OF the territory he has no. seen.
A feeling OF gladness and confidence
about the earthly part OF mans develop
ment beyond all expression has pos
sessed me in perceiving how strong and
sound your national vitality is, how lit
tie You arc really spoiled in courtesy of
manners, in civic Kindness, In social
grace and in reverence for law by your
large liberties.
IAN Englishman, no doubt, notices
here an absence OF Difference and formal
attention, but no also notices the pres
ence OF a nearly universal and most
manly and frank comradeship. the bios
som, perhaps of wider and healthier
air. am far from saying this to fiatter
America. The impertinence OF such an
intention would be rebuked by its alb
surdity. Your Nation of 90, 600, 900
stands well beyond the reach of compli-
ments. History rather waits TO see IL
you will deserve the gifts and opportu-
mites which destiny has brought you
in both her hands
II should not be an Englishman, how
ever, IL did not grumble, and you must
allow me to denounce and execrate the
cobblestones of your New York streets,
that rob the Briton of sleep at night and
rack his bones by day; the snake-fences,
which waste alike land and lumber, and
torture the eye Of an artist; the lack OF
official luggage porters at your rail-
way stations, and those mysterious.
ugly, implanted telegraph poles, with
which you mar the vistas of your finest
streets. But your public buildings often
astonish and enchant me; your colleges.
libraries, museums and observatories
leave positively no excuse to American
! youth. They must henceforth create
and not import poets, authors, artists,
sculptors, scientific geniuses and as
tronomers. You really owe us, with all
your glorious chances, q galaxy of great
names."-N. Y. Herald.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

At a certain country house the pheasan,
were fed daily from kind Of box, tho lid 9
which rises with the pressure Of the bir
standing on the rail in front Of the trough
A water hen observing this went aud stoo.
upon the rail as soon rs pheasant ha,
quilted t.. but its weight being insufficient
10 raise the lii, ~ rs to enable IL Ia get at th
corn, the bird kept jumping on the rail t,
give additional impetus to its weight. thi
partially SUGGESTED. but not 10 the satisfne
ton Of the sagacious bird. Accordingly i
went on. and returning with another Of II
own species, the united weight % the two ha,
the desired effect. aud the successful pair en-
joyed the benefit Of their ingenuity.-Aou
treal Star
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Il thought should smoker right out. nnit
Mrs. Casiton. when, at the circus today
Mrs Smith called an animal a seraph Ol
course. she meant giraffe; but the fun Of II
was. it wasn't a giraffe. IL wss sB"loaile
LIN Italy women continue to pursue
occupations which seem properly TO be-
long TO the stronger sex. Women brick
layers and women hod-carriers are EN-.
ployed in all Italian cities. They dress
wretchedly, go barc-footed and their
fare is Of the poorest. Their wages are
twenty cents day.
Italians are not very strong in
domestic ties. OF 42, 600 Italians that
landed in Castle Garden last year "a, 600
we're males. The emigration of females
from Italy Is smaller than from any
other country, averaging but IS per cent.
of the whole number who landed. From
Germany the percentage Is 40: from Ire
land. ~.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Overheard by tho Man About Town; az
say remarked an English gentleman, now
In America on business not unconnected with
dollars and matrimony, rs he was tooling the
drag OF his friend, C. Fish Tobaccuil, out On
Kings Highway, II say, this turning to the
right is deuced nuisance, don't you know
How did you American fellows ever come to
adopt III To drive, a man must have his
whip arm free, and 40 must st ON the right
OF the seat. II he turns TO the left he can
SEQ both his own and the other fellows
wheels: IL he turns 10 the right he can't sec
either. How you people, who were practi-
cally all English, took up such . fashion |
don't see. How was itf'
Don't know, TN sure" replied hts friend
''ask some OF those poor devils who have TO
puzzle over such rot for a living; they may
know"
The fellows who know things" were duly
considered, but no answer has yet been
given.
Who can explaint-Ss. Louis Republic.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

A new book Of attractive reading. hrim-
ful Of good things worth knowing and
illustrated. II just issued. II contains =
large collection of valuable autographs.
excellent receipts for plain dishes, hnmor
Ia rhyme and prose, monthly calendars.
aud can be had Of ali druggists and deal
ers, or. by sending a twocsnt stamp 10
the publishers. An important feature Of
the work il its offsr Of Free Music, which
offer Is set forth therein. and. by procuring
the book. at once. any one can be sup
piled with choice selection. The little
volume IL the ~. Jacobs oh Calendar for
lsso.po. published by The Charles A..
vogeler Company, Baltimore. Md. II IL
fully the equal q any OF It's predecessors
In the interest Of the Great Remedy for
Pain. ST. Jacobs Oh. whose virtues never
sbate. and whore popularity never wanes.
The demand for both book and medicine
10 very great.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
The Modest, or JoaruaI,.,.

II seems strange that newspaper men, SC
eager 10 advertise and make famous tor no
toriousl ali manner Of men and affairs, in.
stinctiyely shrink from seeing their own
names IN print. 1t matters not whether the
reference he short or long, complimentary or
otherwise, the VAST majority Of journalists do
not want themselves written up.n Why Is
1T Let thuss who wish moralize upon and
analyze the reasons for this.
Said one distinguished journalist Of Boston,
who stands perhaps al tine head Of the pro
fesSion IN this city: II don't care for that sort
Of thing. nlan who works In a candy store
never cares to eat candy Perhaps this
pleasant way OF referring 70 "taifyh may
afford hint Boston Letter.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

was taken with sharp pains in the lower par
OF my bowels In the region OF the bladder
shortly biood appeared mixed with my urine
and few weeks later had an attack of gravel
tried q number Of doctors. One said II va,
gravel, another inflammation of the bladder. and
another stone In kidDeys For three months
was under the care Of an emineut doctor At Al
bany, but constantly growing worse, went home
20 die. At this time | was induced 20 try Dr
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Rondout
". ", and am new robust and strong. A remedy
which can do this for one near death AZ wa
should be known everywhere. | hope this state
ment will cause Others afflicted as was 10 use
the Remedy. G.. w. Brown, Petersburgh, n. Y
DR.. KENNEpY's FAvoRiTR RRMsDY, made a
Rondout, n. Y. 81; 6 for s..
Send for book, how to cure Kidney, Liver snc
Blood disorders
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
A Rnx,a Com ns.sitinn.

The following Is an extract from real
composition written by small boy in New
jersey. Tho subject given by the teacher
was tho extensive one Of Man" Here's
what the small boy wrote: "Man Is u won
derful animal. lie has eyes, ears, mouth.
His ears are mostly for catching cold In and
having the earache. The nose Is 10 get sniffies
with. A mans body is split half way up, and
be walks ON the split endAn-Lppineotts
Magazine.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
AN INDICTMENT.

los browed SomAs that sfois my bcrs,
Falner than I.-les@ true
Yea fooled him finsi with your way soagns.
And your eyes deceittal bluA
You booked In his. an you made him swear
Ills ART love was all a dream.
While you VET him toy with your yellow haiE
And baSs Ia your smiles false gleanL
Well day for ycur eyes 80 orightl
Weeping has made mine DIM
You would smils on though he lay IN III
grave
could have died for him
Hartford rineM
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
In men this blunder still you find
Ali think their little set mankind.


seemingly, for certain wretched inyslids who
toddle fecbly along, though always looking as
n they were going To die, bat emitting to do It,
They dry up, wither, dwindle away finally, but
In the mean time mover having robust health,
know nothing of the physical enjoyment, the
xest of that existence TO which they cling with
such remarkable tenacity. They are always TO
be fountsryans 70 mend by tinkerlng at them
selves with some trashy remedy. tonic or ''pick
me mp to give Q fllip 10 digestion. or "help
the liver II spch misguided folks would re.
10 would be weH with them. This superb In
vigorant supplies the stamina that the feeble
require. by permanently reinforcing digestion
and assimilation. II overcomes nervousness,
insomnia. malaria, kidney complaints. bilious.
noes, consti patton. rheumatism and neuralgia.
What we call time enough always proves little
enough.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
cATARRH,
HAY fRvEK, CATARRHAL DHAFHEss
ANEW nosaE TREATMENT.

sufferers not generally aware that these dis
eases are contagious, OF that they due 20 the
presence of living pararitos In the lining membrane
u the NOSE and eSIsta HAN tubes Microscopic re-
search, however, has proved this 10 be ar and the
result Is that simple remedy has been formulated
whereby these distressing diseases rapidiy and
permanently cured In fro N one 10 three simple APP
llicAtions made At home by the Ia,ent once In two
weeks pamphlet explaining this new treatment
Ia sent fire. on applisa alton by A. II. Dixon Son.
ss7 and $40 West King st. Toronto, Canada. -scssn-
tide american.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

You can't get ahead Of the New York
schoolboy. One Of them was asked the other
DAY by his teacher why ships are always re-
ferred TO as she" because. DO replied,
sthey always need men 10 manage them {"
And then the teacher punished him for hhv-
ing gotten OF stale chestnut N B.-Ths
TEACHER was a woman
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

sure cure for blind, bleeding and itching Piles
One box has cured the worst cases of ten years
stAndiug No enc need suffer ten minutes aftei
using Kinks German Pile Ointment IL absorbs
tumors, allays the itching. acts IS Q poultice
gives relief. DR. Kinks German Pile Ointment
Ia prepared only for Piles and itching Of the
private parts, and nothing else. Every boz II
warranted. .a...... .s=...=.t5 sss..z..,
sold by Druggists and sent by mail on receipt
OF price. sl.0o per boz. J. J. Mack Co., Whole
sale Agents, San Francisco.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Rare novelties. shapes and artistic i'm,
ported Geographic and chromatic cards.
A large and beautiful collection sent by
mail 20 anyone who viii do this:-Buy a
b of the genuine DIR. g McLane's Cele-
brated Liver fiils price Is cents. and mail
Us the outside wrapper with your address.
plainly wr item, and cents in stamps
We will then mail you the above list with
an elegant package of Geographic cards.
Fleming Bros, Pittsburgh. Pa.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

when the Num mse's Foea hms fmded
What shall make Il fais agxinf
When the faee with pals. 10 shaded
Whist shall drive auay ttae palm
MssNS shall aieenosn brighten
AfteF hiiKhftd IS the fr0s4,
Bat The loGd 81 Ealn mAy flxhten,
Aud gs need not count a lost
all she pimaNarrs OF life whrn the vile aud
mother. UPON ubntn the hApPiacss Of home -
largely depends, 10 an etrd with the delicate
diseases peculiar 10 women Il 10 terrible 70
contemplate the miseFy existing In our mtdat
bes a1se Of the prckalcnr- Of these diseases. II
IL hirh time that all women should know
that there t. one remedy for all female com
paints. and that 10 Dr.. Pierre's FaF0gtte Pre-
srripti0u. Do not Ailos iii-heelth 10 fastea
itself upon you. Ward IL OF BY the use OF this
standard remedy. Hut Il Il has already efcpl
in. put IL 10 rouL You can do IL, by the use OF
the "Fayortte Prescription" IL IL gudraHfeed @
Etse satisfaction In every case, or money paid
for II will BE- returned.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Dr. williams Indian Pile Ointment Is the only
sure cure for Blind, Bleeding or Itching Piles
ever discovered. II never falls 70 cure old
chronic cases of long standlLG.
Judge Cofhnbury, Cleveland, o., Says;
81 have found ~ experience that DIR. VII.
relief"
Do not suffer an instant longer. Sold by VIII.
iiamson's Manufacturing Co., Props, Cleveland
Ohia- zoe and 81
sold by L Blumauer q Co.. Wholesale Drug
lists, Portland, Or.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

DIR Livingston's antidote for the liquol
habit 10 doing more to lit up the faller
than all other means combined. IL vii
cure the worst cases In from three TO ter
days. without effecting diet or business
The antidote In never sold In drug stores
A idress: Livingstonis Chemical Company
rooms 10, ii and IL, ID First street
Portland, Oregon.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

"A bioefap her of David Bennett Hill
recalls the fact that the bachelor Gov
eraor was never fond OF the girls. He has
always avoided their society, and he has
been known to walk around . block TO
avoid meeting one.
e. j. Baldwin, the California mill
ionaire, has been blacksmith, farmer,
stablekeeper, commercial traveller, boat
swain OF canal boat and grocer dur
Ing his extraordinary career. He Is now
sixty years cid and worth sis, 000, 900.
I'm place of the yellow button
which usually surmounts the top Of the
cap of Mandarin OF high rank, the Chi
nese Minister at Washington wears q
magnificent opal as large as puIlet's
egg, surrounded by circle Of two-Sarat
Diamonds
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
BAGS IN MANY FORMS.
How to FIT Nearly Every Corner In q
House with One OF Them.

How to Pit Nearly Every Corner In the
House with One OF Them.
As II in protest against the sneer OF
those who declare that women suffer
from scarcity OF pockets, bags have
been introduced In many forms-for
busting clothes 10 hang in all rooms
from the drawing-rcom 10 the bedroom.
for shoes and stockings In the bedroom,
for laundry in the bedroom closet or
bathroom, for the silver of channels
skin, for the dining-room buffet. In
fact, nearly every corner OF the house
may now be fitted up with an ornamen-
tai and useful bag for something. The
busting bag properly may hang in every
room In the house, and contain little
hemmed square scrim. which should
be changed when soiled for fresh one.
This bag is properly made Of linen, en-
broidered in white linen floss, or Of
cretonne or any nice ornamental cotton
that can be laundried. A curtain-ring
OF wood Is the proper thing 10 suspend
II from. as IL can not be soiled like rib
bon. This bag may DO q very orna-
mental piece of work in any OF
the graceful South Kensingten pat
terms OF flowers, or In q graceful
geometric design work in wash
able crewels or silk, which are war
ranted not to change color. A flower
and splder-web Is an especially appro-
pirate design for this purpose. A shoe.
bag is a very useful article, well-nigh
indispensable To \ well-ordered house
hold. These bags should be made OF
some washable material like chintz or
cretonne A towel Of large size makes a
very useful laundry bag for small articles
like handkerchiefs and collars. viii
low hamper Is the most suitable recep-
tacle for the main part of the washing
The bag of chamois leather TO hold the
silver not in use is probably best made
simply with or without lining OF cot.
ton flannel, though this material 1.
specially recommended to wrap silver by
silversmiths. The most useful bag
which may be made OF silk or velvet OF
other rich materials are the larg,
square workbagS which are carried by
ladies' generally now. These bag
should be lined, closed at the top with
drawing strings OF silk cord. Such bag
should measure about ten or twelvl
inches square in size, or larger as tbs
wearer fancies. A dainty bag Is nov
sometimes hung across the top OF q
chair, and is furnished with perfumed
head-rc.lt on the chair, while the bag
hangs at the bacx.-N. Y. Tribune.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

"And Minnie has made 4 fortune out Of
her piano playing How did she do it 30
quieklyfn
She practiced piano 90 much that her
uncle committed suicide, and she Was his
heir, you know. Epoch
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Why rub, and toll, and tceGr cut your.
self and your clothes on washday, when,
ever since 1854, Dobbins' Electric Soap has
been offered on purpose TO Tighten your
labor. and save your clothes.a Notc try IL.
Your grocer has it.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Wherever the tree of beneyolence takes root IT
sends forth branches above the sky.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

No state can be more destitute than that of a
person who, when the delights of sense f0rsake
him, has NO pleasures Of the MUD.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Fortunes are made by taking opportunities:
is made by making them.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

He who waiies to do a gres, good 81 once vii
seldom do anything At all.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Remember. impertinenee isn't wit any more
than insolence Is brilliancy.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
rnx.exanzA for prsAkfass.

II young men will not believe in themselves
no man or woman can believe In them
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

For billoasusss, sick headache, indigestion
aud constipation, take Dr. Pierce's Pellets.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

The smokers delight - ''ransill's
Punch"
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
A sure Cure fer s-..ke.ne-s.

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome
seldom extingnished.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Amdden Changes OF the weather
often cause Pulmonary, Bronchial. and Asth-
matte troubles. "Brosss Bronchial TSoehes'
will allay the Irritation which Induces cough
ing, giving Immediate reiiei.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
A safe Exne.il.nt.

oflce Boy engaged In his usual work of
reading MSS.l-Nhat shall / do with this
articlel | can't read IL.
Country Editor-Are there any stamps In
closedl
Yea"
'Well, keep the stamps, and send the author
word that his contribution Is accepted, aud
win be paid for on publication. "-Harper's
Bazaar.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

Mere Cares BY Drs. Dnrrtn.
KID. Hynes. Alblna- Catarrhal deafness;
.estored
p. c. McFsrlane. Vancouver Sciatica
rheumatism; ured.
George G. Scotch, Alhina. Or. Ringing
noises In the ear and deafness; cured.
]. X. Cunningham, Wapinltia, Wasco
county Oregon, total deafness two years
IN one ear. and partially 50 In the other;
cured.
Mrs. ]. L. Smith, Prineville, Oregon,
nervous debility and general weakness.
almost bordering on insanity, restored
HensonE Mccoy, nufur, Wasco county,
Oregon, deafness and terrible pain In the
ear and head for six months, until he was
nearly crazy, restlessness and insomnia.
Restored 10 health by electricity after all
other tr satments had failed.
Drs. Dsrrin'a New Place OF Business
Drs Darrin can lie con ulted fres at the
Washington building, corner % Washing,
ton and Fourth streeta, Portland. Rooms
10. II. " aud q third floor Ask the
elevator Dor for room IL. Office hours,
from 10 to 4 o'c'ork daily; evenings, to 81
Sundays, 10 20 II. An durable chronic
diseases, loss Of manhood, blood tainta,
syphilis, gleet RonorThma structure, sperm.
atorrhmA, seminal weakness, or loss OF
desire of sexual power, In man or woman,
catarrh and deafness, are confidentially
and successfully treated. Cures Of private
diseases guaranteed and never published
In the papers. Most cases can receive
home treatment after y visit to the doc.
tors Office. Inquiries answered and cir,
cnlars sent free. Parties writing will
'Alsass mention papsrl
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
r.nEn, PsLrrl, PILEnili

Better refuse TO quarrel than make It up ats
ward
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
HISS wADDRY mES0aCEs.
Over Her Resterasies to Health
Uader Dr. Hparrin's Treatment
0th@r yHawd@rg1l asmrew

Editor Oregonian: | desire to say to
the public that | suffered four years with
catarrh, bronchitis and stely with loss of
appetite. Was treated by other able
physicians without being benefited.
Finally took the electromagnetic treat
ment administered by DIR. Darrin. and
after two months treatment gratefully
say that b has effected permanent cure.
M. X. WADDsY,
No & Sherman arrnaf pnrfIand
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01
IN LUCK.

We offer until sold, 10 attract attention and
pay our patrons, for sending away, cases OF
dress plaids. browns, blue. aud different shades
full e iuches wide, heavy and strong. AZ II cents
or yarsis for 81: aud 30 pieces plain brown,
garnet and other shades Of Cashmere, S6 inches
wide, al same price. 70 pieces Of gray goods and
plaids. 10 inches wide, heavy and strong, for
good wear, II yards 81. These goods are not all
wool but are great bargains at these offers For
mailing add cents per yard. Ia ladies' Hose
We Offer some white nj iAc, formerly sold At s0c
unbleached. full sizes at loo. Used To bring e. q
dozen regular; we have black, bfown and mixed
at same price, but not 80 good. MEMS striped y
hose for sunday wear, 81 per dozen up Child
ren's hose, 30 per dozen mp. some extra bar
4 gains In genuine French, all eolorS and all
sizes. Is cents, used TO bring " PER dozen. In
dress buttons, nearly every shade. we can send
YOU Al DC per dozen, or zoe a gross-twooits q
dozen asked for them elsewhere. We fogot 70
mention a woulen linrey In red aud black
plaids and other colOrs, alb At = Inches
wide. at lsc, ore yards for 81, good for school
dresses Masltns, ginghamp, prints, Canton
nannels, and many other goods, retailed at u
cent yard above closest jobbing prices until
Jan. /. lss0 Good warm gloves and mitiens for
the North Country, at 10 and > cents. II would
take 10 columns to hold ali we want to tell you.
But send for full list, free, aud II will be sent
you--everything a family wants 20 see. Address
Hmlth's CASH store, AIS Front ST..
SAN francisco. Gal.
y. 10 $3.50 % xo aSsi ~ 1 n. o, Assas s
preferred who can furnish horse and give theii
whole time To the husiness spare man'ents may Be
sn1 cities u. q. JOHNSON q CO.. 1903 Main b..
Richmond, Va
N n Psease state AGE and bastasss e<perssass
Esvsr mtad abOsl sesdsne st0ras for rsplv. R.E
,. a %.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-02-01

what we call time enough always proves lit
enough.