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Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20

r.!carry oil from over yonder at Lima to
Cleveland
"Ah!s said /, great things, those pipe
lines, are they not?"
That's what"
For some moments we both remained
silent putting smoke.
My companion broke the stiffness.
II 'spose, now, you never heerd tell of
Pipkin's Pipe Line?"
Cant say that / ever did"
"No. 1t was before your time, I
reckon; and most Of folks has forgotten
all about it But hain't and | never
shall"
l looked at my watch. 1t wanted
forty-flve minutes to train time.
Tell me about it," said !.
"Well, 3 good many years ago-neyer
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20
Hardly a Recommendation.

Tangle-I want set OF false teeth,
DR. Stumps
DIR. Stumps 1.-THE dentistl-Woll, sir,
this is the place to get them. I'm maxi
ing the best teeth in the city.
Tangle-Will you guarantee that they
will look natural?
DIR. Stumps-Certainly will My
false teeth are so natural that they act
ually ache.-Light.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20

"A woman dressed in mourning called
at Montreal police station recently
and requested that she might be given
her sons picture. When told that there
was none there she answered that il
was in the rogues' gallery He was
once accused of picking pockets" said
the visitor. but was discharged. This
picture was taken at that time have
none, excepting one showing him as a
child, and now he is dead"
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20
TIE TRAMP AND THE CONSTABLE.

TIE TRAMP AND THE CONSTABLE.
A Tramp who was sleeping on the
southern edge of straw stack after a
hearty meal of cold victuals, was sud
denly awakened by voice calling in his
ear, and he sprang up to be Confronted
by Constable, who exclaimed:
"Prithe, Sir, but this is against the
your conduct"
Lands! but it is only Constablep'
gasped the Tramp as the look of Terror
fled from his face and was replaced by a
sweet, sad Smile.
"Only Constable! But, sir, repre-.
sent the Law, and / can Restrain thee
for Thirty days!"
go ahead with your Performance
old Man, replied the Tramp. "For a
moment my heart ceased to beat.
thought you were Buck-Saw, come tC
lead me to cord Of Hickory Woodp'
MORAL: Even tramp has lots o.
things to be thankful for.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20
MEN WHO FASClNATE.
Female Views on the Fellows Who Have
Winning Ways.

Female Views on the Fellows Who Have
Winning Ways.
"And would you marry the sort Of
man who fascinates you?"
"Yes, indeed. don't think there are
any of them good enough, so there's not
much choice, and you are more apt to be
happy with the man who fsscinates you
to the extent of making you forget his
faults than with the one who has so few
faults and is so moral he just isn't any
thing else"
'I'll tell You the kind of man l call
fascinating, said right chatty married
lady with well-established opinions. at
is the one who always says the courte-
Gus, agreeable thing, whether he means
it or not. The one who helps you out OF
a street car as If you were princess
royal. The one who continually piques
your curiosity by making you feel that
he is keeping something brck, and that
never really allows you to believe that
you know all about him. like him to
be cultured in the broadcast sense, to
have travelled and read AMI thought SC
much that he has something TO say, and
with authority, on all subjects, and YET
who pays you the most subtle of al
compliments by occasionally referring
to your opinion or asking your indorse'
ment of his views"
THE man call fascinating" said a
girl with reputation. for possessing all
the destinations belonging to women, as
we'll as understanding those peculiar x
men, lis the big, manly, strong, gentle
one. | don't admire that detestablC
creature known as the male flirt, bu
one who, when thrown with person o
the opposite sex, makes her feel, fo
the time being at lea4 t, that she is th'
only woman in the world worth talking
| tO.S-N, Y. Evening Sun.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20
THREE AMERICAN FABLES.
Their Morals Are Plain Enough to u
Guessed by the Dullest Intellect.

Their Morals Are Plain Enough to Be
Guessed by the Dullest Intellect.
TIE SENATOR AND THE FISH.
A United States Senatorof Undoubted
Veracity, who had been Fishing for sew
eral hours without any Luck, finally
hooked sun-bass Weighing about four
Ounces.
Kind sir, please spare my Life~
pleaded the Fish. 81 am so small that
it would hardly pay"
"Oh, you needn't feel any Anxiety on
that point, replied the Senator. 'There
i return you to your native Element
in Safety, and may Peace go with you"
MORAL: Then he went up to the ho-
tel and swore he hooked one-hundred-
pound Tarpon, but that it broke his line
and got away.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20
PIPKlN'S PIPE LINE.
And How the Revenue Men Got
After the Man Who Owned It.

7 WAS my mis-
fortu ne, on @
day last sum-
mer, to miss
connections"at
Green Springs
junction, o. 1t
was not the
first time by
any means that
1t had fallen to
my lot to cool
nv heels at
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20
The Usual Description.

SIS the fellow what you would call a
fast man?"
HE certainly is fast in every respect
but one."
What is the exception"
THE matter of paying his debts."-
Chicago Times.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20

"A shorthand reporter in Placer
County. Cal, charged for punctuation
marks as u they we're words, shd the
county want slQ4.S0 refunded
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20

The crow has been lately put forth
by a correspondent as the cause OF the
decrease in game birds. He claims that
the crow destroys the eggs Of prairie
hens, quails and partridges, besides
killing the young biFds. and suggests as
. remedy bounty on crow beads.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20

The value Of pack of hounds is re-
vealed by the sale of one recognized as
among the finest in EREiaE'i for ,hres
thousand guineas,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20

Mr.. Toetles (who has been scolded
by his wife for being out late) )-''If you
don't like It, my dear, why don't you
strike, as factory employees some times
do?" Mrs. ootles-"No; won't strike.
bat you'll find there'll DO lock out
Eema night. ."-Munsey's Weekly.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-06-20

Near Boston, Ga, there lives an ex.
tensive family by the name OF Grower.
One popularity about them is their in
termarriage. Within radius of five
miles there reside seven separate fami.
lies. and each head of the family mar
ried a lady of the same name, and the
kinship of none run lower than the
third cousin.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22
NARuiiiNa ON

The tariff reduction Is taking hold Of the
minds of the people of the west with a
mighty grip Is clearly shown In the fol-
lowing article taken from the st Louis
Gtobe- Uemoeraf, one OF the ablcst repubiI.
can papers OF the west;
"1'he republican revolt against any In
crease In customs duties which Mr. Plumb
has started In the sebate IL movement In
the rlkht direction. Indeed. II should have
been begun long ago. While the McKIn-
ley bill has some good features, like the
alterations Ia the sugar schedules, II has
several bad ones. These bad ones, OF
course, do not altogether neutralizc the
good, but ne there Is no valid reason Why
there should be any bad ones at alt their
existence IL detfiment TO the measure, an
injustice 10 the country and q serious
menace 10 the stability and potency of the
party. Against these bad provisions the
raising OF the level OF impos,s In several
schedules Of the hili--cvery consistent and
public spirited republican should vigor.
ously protest.
The attitude Of the republicans of the
West toward the tariff may be outlined In
q few words. Revision Of the duties TO
which the party pledged Itself In 1888 they
Interpreted TO mean reduction. This ID
the construction which has been placed
on the phrase In this section. Moreover,
II IL the only construction which Is In hsr.
mony with either logic or propfiety.
Every republican stump speaker who ap.
Peared IN the Wes, during the canvass OF
1885, and every representative republican
newspaper of the West Understood and
proclaimed that by revision reduction was
Indicated. The West insists that, when
duties are touched, they shall be lowered.
Ihey say, leave the rates as at present In
the cases In which II may appear desirable
10 make no notifications, but let every
change be a change downwaf
So far we have ever been able 10 learn
from toierably careful and conscientious
stuty OF the matter, ,here is not the
shadow oi an excuse for single increase
of duty which IL made by the Mckinley
bill. Not one argument has ever been
presented Ia defense ot this policy which
is worthy oi moments serious eoasidefa-
ton. The Industries affected have been
running along under tho prevailing i'm.
posts sinee 1883, and II any ot them have
suffered by The arrangement In theke
seven years the fact was carefully con
eeAied from the country until the framing
ot the new tariff bill gave an opportunity
TO certain iateresls 10 &C snFe higher rates
ard make greater profits. The time has
come for Western Republicans To openly
and clearly define their position Ia this
particular.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22
4 VOICE FROM KANsAE.

The Western farmer has no interest
whatever in a protective tariff. His inter
est rather lies iu the direction OF tree trade
Of access TO all markets-whatever his
products may be In demand. II Is for his
interest to sell what he raises wherever In
all the wide world he can tind purchaser,
and thus provide himself with the means
ct disposing OF his surplus crops. No,
only is he vitality interested In securing all
possible markets, but equally so in buying
wha, he needs as cheapiy as possible. Sell
where he may, and buy at the lowest
figures; this, selfish rs Il may Sc EN-, Is
what most concerns the Western farmer.
Free trade will give the West the mar
ke,s Of the world, and an opportunity 10
buy what 1t requires at less than half Il
now pays for these same articles.
Lumber, hardware, furniture, clothing
groceries and agricultural implements
these the West needs principally. Free
trade will bring these things to us Mt figures
fer below protective prices.
In all this the HAMPTON speaks solely
from the standpoint CT self-interest. II IL
with states and sections as with individual
citizens-self-preservstion Is the first obli-
cation. A due regard to our sectional
preservation, our territorial interest, de-
mands the adoption of free trade-com.
mercial reciprocity with all nations. The
East, as VIC have stated, has grown danger
eusly rich by means of protective tariff
now let the West assert itself and use ths
means at its command to change Il,
economic policy to one more conducive te
sectional welfare.
The question Is broader than party
lines. II Is more vital than mere forma
political dominance of any particular Sc
of politicians, for It touches our life and Il
indissolubly interviewer with our existence
Protection continued twenty year
longer, and the West. with its vast agri
cultural possibilities, would be paupel
bound hand andfoot. Let US who liv,
here In the West be fools no longer, bu
let us exercise our common sense ant
protect our own interests by obtainin,
just as quickly as possible, the freest trad
with all Its attendant eaefts.-Atchisoi
CT mfioa (Rep)
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22
NO PROTECTION DEMOCRATS.

a circumstance Of The tariff debate much
sofe diseoursging 10 the Republican Senator,
than lie probable lenglh Is ,heif demonstrated
inahility TO bteak through The sold Democratic
line. They have tried to pierce !, by series
Of clever manoeusIss, but only TO be repuised
each time by response so hearty and unanim.
oas ss 10 make the though, otfariher effort IN
that direction entirely lille.
l, 10 no secret nox that a, the ou.se. the
Republicans thought they saw their way TO
put Mf Gotman and Mr MePherson 10 an
embarrassing attitude. Both Of those Senators
wefe looAed upon as having distinct rfo,ee
,ioa leaasnga. and their names had figured in
the newspaper lis, of those pemoefalie lead
efs who protested aga,nst the tariff reform mes
ssgs --se 10 CobgFess by Mr. Cleveland. More
osrS- S-JhsE Esc, that Mf M.Phefsoa had voted
Tor the Tariff SiIl oi 1855. when his party op-
posed It. was made the basis OF hope that
probably he might be influenced this time by
observing that the schedules relating 10 the in
dusiTies Of his State had been studioasly cared
GoS by the House.
The Republican calculation. howevr,, was
q mistaken one. Neither senator, when re-
preached with his pas. record AID position,
could be made TO finch. Both confessed
frankly to the position they had a. one time
occupied, aE d both as frankly stated that they
stood with their party to-day. Mt German
was mas, explicit on this i'o,ni. and Mr. Nc
Phctson has emphasized his declaration by
moving Feduc,ion Of the rates Of the very
schedules which il was thought would ai leas,
make him silent when they were reached. lie
eoursgcousiy refused the bal, and has rallied
for reduction all through the earthenware
schedule.
Things are completely reversed indeed.
There are no Protection Democrats, as ,ha,
term was once used, in either House Of Con-
gress. but the most perfect accord in the Dem.
ocra,ic ranks on the suhjsct Of a reduction oi
taxation. The b,ot is now on the other leg.
The bolt Is IN the other party and Il is growing
serious. Mr. Plumb, Mr. Teller, Mr. Paddock,
and even Mr Ingalls, in many things are much
aearei 10 the Democratic than they are to the
Republican view Of taxation.
Their votes and u;,erances so far in this de
bate conclusivel, show that the Mckinley bill
Is drafted on lines TO which they doN not sub
scribe and which, in their judgment. are pre-
judicial TO the welfare Of the country; nor i.
there any evidence Of surrender on their part
The bill TO the end will continue 10 receiv,
their criticism. and. with regard to Messri
Plumb and Telle,, stranger things have hap
pened than hat the measure may become
aw without their yoieS
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22

John Steinel. Of Reading. has a peculiar
habit aud rather unfortunate tne. He
never leaves home without being robbed. About
six months ago he went to New York to sail
for Germany and two days later returned say
ing he had been robbed Of all his mon.y in Bat
terry Park. Three months later he went to
New York and was robbed in the Bowery Of
his money and his trunk. A few days ago he
left home with 5000. planning as usual to visit
his relatives in Germany,and to-day he return
ed to Reading minus trunk. His wife has
grown tired Of such monotonous performance
and has had him arrested and compelled ,o
give enough bail to keep him there, -Philadel-
phia Times.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22
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leading photographers Albany Oregon.

We have bought all thenegatives made by
L w Clark and w ii Greenwood up TO Nov
18th, 1889. Duplicates can be bad from
hem only Of us at reduced rates. We have
also about $4,000 negatives made by our
selves, from which duplicates can be had at
like rates. We carry the ouly full line Of
views Of this state and do enlarged work at
lowest rstes for first class work. We shall be
pleased to see you st our Studio IN Froman's
block, next door to Masonic Temple.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22
Enacll.

The transition from long, lingering and
painful sickness to robust health marks an
epoch in the life of the individual, Such
a remarkable event Is treasured In the
memory and the agency whereby the
good health has been attained Is gratefully
blessed. Hence II is that so much Is heard
In praise of Electric Bitters. So many
feel they owe their restoration TO health to
the use of the great Alternative and tonic.
II you are troubled with any disease Of
kidneys, liver or stomach, of long or short
standing, you will surely find relief by use
of Electric Bitte,s. Scld at soc and 81
per bottle at Foshay & Mason's Drug
store.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22
VALUABLE Properly.

The cusIck Addition 10 Albany has
just been thrown or the market and will
be sold at such prices and terms rs will
enable the speculator to make good
money. This property lies just this side
of Goltra's Park; Is high and slightly,
overlooking the city and surrounding
country. In the language of a First
street merchant, "That Is destined TO be-
come the 'Bon-ton' residence portion of
the city,"
Wallace s. Cusick, the agents for this
property, have their own conveyance and
will be glad to show this, the best of all
additions. to the intending speculator.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22

Senators Ingalls, and Manderson joined
Senators Plumb and Paddock In voting
against tariff robbery. This places two
western republican states outside of the
tariff.for .the.rich. man-only column. They
are not free traders, but they see that the
western farmers are getting a surfeit of
tariff taxation.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22

The Omaha Bee. very earnest republican
paper. has been brought within the wholesome
influence ofihe campaign Of education. Hear
it:
1t is of vital Importance at this juncture
that Con- sress should be clearly advised as 10
the wishes OF the farmers respecting the tariff,
and we are entirely confident that the Repub-
.lican Convention would have correctly stated
the desire Of very large majority Of the farm
e,s Of Nebraska II it had made an unqualified
demand for free sugar, lumber, wool, wooleu
goods, salt, coal and iron, with perhaps Other
goods in common use.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22

Manchester Uaioa: II as Tom Platt, alleges
in recent letter on this subject, the party that
can command the support Of the young men
Of the country will win in the next campaign.
tn. Republican party may as well get ready for
burial. The organization bossed by Reed,
Mckinley & Co Is not attracting that element.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22

Talmage sees danger lurking at the
watering.placcs. So does the summer
girl as the season slips by, as her stock of
costumes begins to lack variety, and as
the summer young man is forced to go
home early or be lied up for his board
hill
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22

Money will buy almost anything, but it
wouldn't buy the Louisiana alliance men.
The farmers are incorrrptible, and they
delight in attacking corruption wherever
encountered.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22

xeep full line of these gloves in
black and colored. Am sole agent for
Albany. Oregon. Samuel r Young,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22
encountered

Genuine Iowa sorghum on draught at G
E..Rrownell g.
Best roAst coffee in the city Conrad
Mcycr,s.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22

Smoke the celebrated Havana filed oil
gars, manufactured at Jul ur Joseph'a Gig ar
fSetory Only cents.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-08-22

ANOTHER Coat NINE w Bishop, re-
siding ten miles east OF Lebanon on Ha-
milton creek, brought TO this Office some
fine coal groupings Experienced coal
miners have examined the ground and
the out-croppings and pronounce II the
most promising of anything they have
seen in this part of the state. One gem
tleman told Mr. Bishop that he thought n
rich vein Of coal could be struck Mt q
depth OF fifty feet. What we need, and
must have, il Oregon ever takes rank as
mineral state, is men TO develop our re-
sources. Mr. Bishop offers 10 give one
half interest to any man who viii develop
the mines. Express
The Newtown bee., 1890-06-27

In every town where sAvExA is introduced, the sale Is larger than nil other washing con-
 pouude. F 3s Z ms
The Newtown bee., 1890-06-27
NUMBER 26.

MT Pierce's steam road roller, which has been at work in Newtown, has proved itself quite an attraction to many of our townspeople, especially those mechanically inclined. The roller is of English design, was built in Rochester, Kent county, England, and is the latest improved product of the Ayeling & Por- ter Co. As there is probably no class of machinery subjected to such severe strains as steam road roller, particular attention is given to the selection of the material used inits construction, strength and durability being the desideratum. With the exception of the wheel-tires, smokestack and cylinder, steel is em- ployed throughout The boiler shell is of exceptionally heavy steel plates and is stayed to safely sustain pressure of POO pounds per square inch. It is fitted with two safety-valves of such construc- tion as to prohibit being tampered with. The engine is of the plain slide-vaIve type, link motion, and can be put to a variety of uses when not on the road. Its rated horse power is merely nominal; it devel- oped 22-horse power when ascending Church hill, but in an emergency these figures may be doubled. The machine can ascend gradient of 15 feet in 100. under favorable conditions Its entire weight empty is 10 gross tons and its furnace consumes one-eighth of one ton of coal per day. For picking up" road. steel spurs may be inserted in the driving wheels and the work of 30 men rendered an easy task. The rear part of the machine is provided with coupling for pulling stumps, trees, or for use in heavy plough work. The coat-of-arms of the county of Kent is shown on the front of the roller and is represented by the rampant horse and the Latin word |" Invicta," which means uneonquerable, Kent county having never been taken by the enemy in any of England's historic wars. To avoid misconception, we will settle d much mooted question by stating that this is the machine which, owing to q defectiye gang-plank, preceded MT McGinty in his aquatic feat.
The Newtown bee., 1890-06-27

Five through trains in each direction are daily run from New Haven to Bots ford. to connect with nearly every train on the main line These trains are run by Conductors Phillips, Bradley, Beers and Perkins and are we'll patronized. Some are expresses between Derby and New Haven, but all stop at Shelton and Stevenson and at Monroe when, as is ire quently the case, there are passengers to leave or take.