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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-14
Why Fanny Cried,

1t is hard for grown people to realize how
many things are perfectly simple to them, but
quite beyond the comprehension of children.
Figures of speech in particular, are almost
sure to involve the little people in taugle of
perplexltles, says the Yohh's Companion
Something of this sort happened to little Fanny
IN church not long since She is almere morsel
of humanity. and it is the pride of her life
that she is old enough to be allowed to go alone
to the house of her aunt. three doors away
Fanny Is too short to reach the bsHknob and
as her soft little fist cannot make noise epougn
to be heard by any one inside she is Obliged TO
stand on her aunts doorstep until some good
natured person comes along whom she can ask
to ring the bell for her. This difficulty. how
ever, she has been careful not to mention at
home
On Sunday the preacher had much to say
about coming to the gate OF heaven and knock
ing for entrance. Fanny listened atteutiyely.
with a face which grew CONSTANTLY more
sober, until at last when a picture was drawn of
little girls coming to the portal. she suddenly
put her head down into her mothers lap and
burst into a perfect convulsion of tears.
Astonished at this sudden outbreak her mother
bent down and in an ANXIOUS whisper asked
what the matter was,
80, mamma, was the answer in q sobbinp
whisper, Il don't think ! could ever get into
heaven"
Why notf" asked the puzzled mother.
20, mamma, am 50 little | could never
reach the bell; and / never can make anybody
hear me knock"
Her grief was so bitter that she had to he
taken out of church, and the rest of the after.
noon devoted to explaining to her that the
minister's words were not to be- taken too
literally.
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fare often, they would pursue, perhaps. q
different course OF conduct
Indeed, it would in most cases be wiser
for them to do 50, because most women,
after little business training, make ex-
cellent managers Of pecuniary matters.
In France, where women take charge of
household expenses and often Of the bust
ness in which their husbands are engaged,
they are as a general thing more successful
in business affairs than men.
One reason, Mrs. Ives says, why self-re-
liant women who have learned to support
themselves shrink from marriage is "be-
cause they cannot bear 20 be 50 dependent
Weaker women, however, rush into mar
riage without any thought Of money settle
ments aud without any understanding with
respect TO them. When it is too late they
realize that the position Of a wife who has
no pocket money, except what she can coax
out of her husband or get by deceitful
methods, its far from pleasant one.
OF course there are wives who are spend
thrifts. If they had bank TO draw upon
they would soon break il. Such wives eau
not be trusted with the pocketbook. Hap
PLY, however. there are comparatively few
Of that kind. Most wives are as anxious for
their husbands interest as the husbands
themselves. They ought to be their
husbands confidants in all business matters,
AID should have their pocketbooks supplied
with money in accord ancs with their hus-
bands meanq.
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Throw Physic to the Dogs"

There is Washington physician who some
years ago made an important discovery-noth-
ing less than a cure for consumption, says the
Washington Star. The cure was effected in his
own case, but his doubts as TO whether the
same remedy would be equally eficacious If
tried on other people have deferred him from
making the facts generally known. The doctor,
as he supposed at the time, was victim Of
consumption, and was coughing Up sections of
his lungs until he thought that both lungs were
nearly gone. and that the grave digger
would soon be given employment pre-
pairing his last resting place. Although
the doctor bad one foot in the grave,
as he supposed. he was not too far gone 10 fall
in love with one of the prettiest girls in the
city. Unfortunately. or fortunately as it
turned out, he was Tilted by his s~eetheart. All
along the dying man had been taking cod liver
oil by Wholesale but when disappointed in his
love affair he NJ longer desired to live and stop
ped spen hing his money for drugs, hoping the
end would soon come. Fat meat and cora
bre ad took the place of cod liver oil and
whisky, with the result that the doctor soon
got strong and healthy. Since then he has dis
sscted the bodies of many victims of consump-
ton, and from present appearances Is likely to
outlive many persons who didn't have con
sumption and are happier than ne in their love
affairs.
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over and Over Again.
From the WASHINGTON Post.

Over and over again,
No matter which way turn,
l always find in the book of life
Some letter / have to learn.
must take my turn at the mill,
l must grind out the golden grain,
l must work at my task with a Tesolute will
Over and over again.
We cannot measure the need
OF even the finest flower,
Nor check the flow of the golden sands
That run through q single hour;
But the morning dews must fall.
And the sun and the summer ain
Must Go their part, and perform 1t all
Over and over again.
Over and over again
The brook through the meadows flows,
And over aud over again
The ponderous mill wheel goes;
Once doing will not suffice.
Though doing be not in vain;
And blessing falling us once or twice
May come If we try again.
The path that has once been trod
Is never so rough to the feet,
And the lesson we once have learned
Is never SO hard to repeat.
Though sorrowful tears must fall,
And the heart to its depth be driven
With storm and tempest we need them all
To render us meet for heaven.
JOSEPHINE POLLARD
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INDEX TO new ADVERTISEMENTS.

3 MEETINGS brotherhood Locomotive En-
gineers, Myrtle Division 25s; Mass Meeting L o.
OF.
SPECIAL NoT1cEs-"Let's Jump Aboard and
Ali Take Ride. Savannah Carriage and
Wagon Company; Oyster and Clam Roast at
Lanes Beach House, Tybee; A Sick Chicken,
Townsend; Cobb's Military Band Orchestra;
Announce nent, Prof. Z. A. der Hoya;
SIS, 900 for Newly Finished Dwelling, R. D. La
Roche, Real Estate Dealer; $500 for Five
Houses and Store, r. d. LaRoche, Real Es-
tate Dealer; Or. VIM F. Aizens Return; Spe-
cial Notice, E. A. Lage, Manager; Two
Million Dollars a Year, Robinson Steam
Printing Company; Important to Land Owners,
Title Guarantee and Loan Company; Timing,
Etc. E. @. Pacetti; A Grand Oyster Roast and
Fish Dinner at Toshach's, Tybee; Special No
tice, ] H Baker; Notice, T. NJ Keller; The
Georgia State Building and Loan Association;
Jos Galina's Custom House Shades; Dissolu-
ton of Copartnership, Foster Bros; Copart-
nership Notice, Foster--& Co; Timing, Plumb
ing. Etc, P. II. Herman; The Savannah Steam
Laundry.
Company.
Gutman's.
BLASK-B H Levy & Bro.
wEDpINes-M Sternberg & Bro.
GAS FIxTUREs-,Jas. Douglass.
DEsrRUoTIoN-The Globe Shoe Stors.
FALL AND WINTER-Eckstein & Co.
REMovAL-New Stock, new goods. u Boley &
Son.
This STORE WILL BE CLOSED MoxDAY-A. r.
Altmayer 6 CO.
AND STILL, STILL They CONE - Emil A.
SchwarK.
SPECIAL SALE OF LINEN AND TowEIs-C Gray
q; Son.
$4,000 STOCK AT RECEIVERS SALE-John R.
Dillon, Receiver
PIASos AND ORGANs-Davis Bros.
SILKEN-Dapiel Hogan.
BLAzERs-Jackson, Metzger & Co.
EDUoATIoNAL-St. Vincent's Academy, Savan
nah, Ga.
OFFERINGS FOR TUEsDAY-A. Enrich & Bro
FALL AND WINTER-Crohan & Dooner
Our FALL STOCK Is ComPLErE-A, Falk &
Sons.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Helr
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; Fol-
Sale: Lost; Rafle; Personal; Miscellaneous.
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Nothing but English Would Do for Him
Say" he said coming up to the boxoffice
after the first act, says the New York Tribune.
what kind of show is this anywavPa

Say, he said coming up to the boxofice
after the first act, says the New York Tribune
what kind of show is this, anyway
Good play, isn't it?''
We'll, but what is it?>
What do you mean?'
Didn't ask you If it was English?'
Didn't tell you didn't want no foreign
importationsf"
We'll, what do you take me forsr
why, sir, L"
Don't you try to fool me, young man.
want to give you piece of my mind. I've sat
in there for thirty-fve minutes and haven +
understood a word. There amt an English
word been spoken. Do get my money backY''
:. But every word in it is English. It's an Eng.
hsh opera"
Say you're Joking
I'm not, | assure you"
We'll, I'll try it again
AT the end Of the second act he again stuck
bis head in the window.
so you call that English, do you?''
Certainly"
Let me tell you a thing or two. Young man.
That music's pretty. Those painted scenes is
pretty. Those young women are all quiet nice
little things; They look pretty and they be-
have themselves proper. But they can't speak
English: They can't do it. say. What want
Is something / can understand"
I'm afraid it's the peculiar vocalization.
'vocalization, Ell: What's that got to do
with the English languagei That's Spanish or
French or Eyetalian Anyway, It amt English
they're talking. Say, do l get my money
back1n
Sorry, sir, but it's against the rules"
All right Only don't you keep on fooling
honest people. IL don't pay. young man. You'll
lose by i In the end. Keep your dollar, for all
the good 1t will do you"
he left the corridor, but was back in a
minute.
You are welcome to the dollar" he said. IF
you need II, But can you send me 10 a show
where they speak Englishf'
Not where they speak better English than
they do here"
That settles II, young man, Good night /
90 back home tomorrow"
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PERSONAL

GIN. EzErs. who whipped the Gustema-
lans, is only q years old.
MILLs. Cannon, Bland and Blount have served
the longest consecutively in congress
Ex-SPEAKER FREMONT COLE Of New York is
going to Seattle. Wash. TO open law Office.
CARDINAL GIBBONS has expressed himself in
sympathy with the Social Science Congress nov
open in Lie1e.
EDWIN BoorH is Ill at his apartments at the
Players CLUB, New York, bu- his indispositiou
is not considered serious.
FRANcIs MURPHY, the TEN perauce orator, and
Mrs. Rebecca Fisher Of Council Bluffs, la .
were married on Tuesday evening at Rock
Island III.
THE INFORMATION is sent out that Mary Ander.
sons friends are urging her return TO the stage
for season, and it is not unlikely that she will
accede TO their desires.
Mr. HEAroN. the member of parliament who
was recently in Washington consulting with
Mr.. Wa1Gmaker in regard to ocean penny post
cge. Is now in Ottawa, and has laid his plan
before Sir John Macdonald.
DR. RAPHAEL Villavivencis, the new consul
general to the United States from Venezuela.
has arrived in New York. He has bsen surgeon
general OF the Venezuelan army and was for
years professor OF history at the university of
Caracas.
THOMAS WILSON Of winona, the democratic
candidate for governor of Minnesota, is an
lrishman by birth and SO years.of age. He has
oesn member of the Legislature and chief JUS
nce OF the state, and was a member of the last
congress.
IosTI, the composer, has had an experience
common to most successful artists, in having
been able to sell for large sum a couple of
songs TO Italian publishers who had refused
them when offered for very little, but who had
forgotten the fact
MISS HELEN MAGILL, who has become the
wife Of ex-President White of Cornell univer-
sty, is one of five daughters of ex-President
Magill or Swarthmore Her grandmother was
Quaker preacher, and one of her sisters is the
Wlfe OF Unitarian minister.
1T is REPORTED that Cardinal Manning does
not entirely approve the action of his cardinal
colleague, Cardinal Taschereau, in claiming the
right or precedence in taking rank above
BRUSH admiral and generalin-chief and being
Immediately next to trince George of Wales at
Lord Stanley's dinner
FRINGE BISMARCK s abandonment of his pro-
jected visit TO England must give immense
relief TO the Prince of Wales and Lord Sails
bury. They would probably rather stand the
seah another month than undertake the task OF
entertaining the eX-chancellor in such a way as
to avoid offense to the kaiser.
HENRY ARTHUR JONES. the English drama
fist. is slight in figure and about 10 years old.
shire, and at the age of 10 began earning his
own living. When he was Is years old he visited
London as commercial travelar, and saw
his first theatrical performance.
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An Anglomaniac in st. Paul

He carried a very yellow hanibag, q big cane,
an umbrella, a hat-box. and g couple Of English
travelling rugs, with glass stuck ia one eye.
says the s.. Paul Glo6s. He poked his expires
sionless face into the lookup yesterday after
noon aud mildly inquired:
CABIN you tell me. ofisah, when the next
train leaves faw Moo Yawk, and viii you kindly
place me luggage in the vans'
what yelled Capt. Dan Day. as his fipe-
cut chin adornments began to curl in a tareat-
enfng manner
Il want the next twain. doncherknow I
want 10 get back to Moo Yawk, We knsw. It's
me home. We knaw." Then, es the captain be-
gan 70 look ugly, thinking that he was being
guyed the apparttion inquired: Isn't this the
central station A pehson out OF the sweet
told me il was
The captain then began 70 see what was
wanted so be directed the young man TO the
union depot, and as It moved down the alley he
broke In with We'll. I'll be daBn-d if that
ANT another o. them fellers that don't know
enough 70 say deepo."
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The earrundia affair.

Onr dispatches yesterday contained VIVA
is, in all probability, a full and accurate
account of the killing of Gen Barrundia
on the steamer Acapulco, in the harb1r OF
San Jose, Gautemal on Aug. IS. The
administration has not yet received tle
official account OF the affair from Alr. Miner,
the American minister to Guatemala His
account may differ in some particulars from
that already published, but in essential
points it will be the same, doubtless. From
the account published it does net appear
that this country occupies very enviable
position in the affa ir.
There are several things which are very
clear. One is that Gen. Barrundia was
passenger on vessel carrying the Amer
lean flag, and that be had not attempted 70
land on Guatemalan soil. Another is that
he was shot to death on board of this vessel
because he refused To be arrested by the
Guatemalan authorities. He knew, of course,
that his arrest meant his death. Had he
submitted quietly TO arrest be would
have been taken ashore and, in all proba-
bility, after a short trial, in which he would
not have been given a hearing, he would
there we're two American gunboats in the
harbor of San Jose, and that they rendered
the captain OF the Acapulco no assistance,
although they were requested by him TO
do so.
It seems there was a demand for the sur
render of Gen. Barrunda when the AGA
pulco was in the harbor of Champerica,
which the captain of the steamer resisted.
Why did he not resist the demand that was
made at San JOSEF He seems to have
thought that it was his duty to offer Gen.
Barrundia all the protection in his power.
His call on the gunboats shows that. The
inference is that he considered that he
ought to be guided by the advice of Minister
Miner, and the statement is that Miner
virtually ordsred him to deliver Gen. Bar
rundia to the Gautemalans.
Had Minister Miner authority to give
any advice in the matter to the captain of
the Acapulco, unless the captain solicited it!
From the account it does not appear that
the captain consulted the minister, but that
the minister took it upon himself to order,
or advise, the surrender Of Gen. Barrundia.
The affair has an ugly look for Minister
Miner, for the commanders Of the two gun
boats, aud even for the captain of the Ac-
apulco. II the captain of the Acapulco, or
the commanders of the gunboats, had been
anxious to save Gen. Barrundia from his
enemies, the general could easily have been
transferred to one of the gunboats, where be
would have been safe. AS far as
Minister Miner and the commanders Of the
gunboats are concerned, they seem to
have been In sympathy with the Gaute-
malans. They certainly did not act as if
they were anxious that Gen. Burrundia
should have a chance for his life. The affair
should be thoroughly investigated, and If
Minister Miner or the commanders of the
gunboats failed in any respect to do what
was required of them they should be held
to strict accountability. If Gautem ala
violated international law, or her treaty
obligations with this country, she should be
required to make ample PREPARATION.
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the Senate to remove the remains of Gsn.
Grant to Arlington cemetery New Workers
are making renewed efforts to get the
money with which to build him a monu-
ment. They have got so far along as to de.
eide upon design for it and to conclude
that they want about $500, 900 with which
to build it. 1t looks as if they expected
congress, or people outside of New York,
to provide the money. Since the monu.
ment is to be an attraction in their city,
perhaps they might just as we'll pay for it
themselves.
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Rash differences.

citizen with a fishing pole over mis- shoulder
was going up State street yesterday, says the
Bangor Netcs, when a straLg ger called out:
Have any luckg''
Fifty feet further on a second man inquired:
Are they biting now?"
At the next corner third stopped him and
asked:
Say, what will sou take for ton OF them:'
fourth fifth sixth and seventh. had their
say. and the eighth bore down upon him with:
''Itell you, old fellow, you may laugh at the
idea of splitting on your bait, but it brings luck
and eau prove it.
Speaking to me?" queried the man with the
pole.
Certainly"
What do you take me for?'
Why. are you going a-fishing;"
Who said so?'
Haven't you got fishpole?'
Suppose have. If saw you carrying bar
Of soap home would argue that you were go
ling to do the family washing?"
But aran you going a-1sbing?'
No, sir. This pole is to punch the sparrows'
nests out of the caves of my house. Mighty
funny how many people there are IN the world
who are interested IN other folks bu ineSS"
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II Representative Dunnelfs apportion-
ment bill is accepted the House will contain
S54 members when the new apportionment
law is in operation. The House now con-
tains $50 members, and when all are present
the hall of the House is pretty we'll
crowded. 1t would not be surprising If
there should be demand soon for new
hall for the House, and for the Senate, too,
for that matter. 1t would bs a difficult
undertaking to enlarge either chamber.
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The MORNING NEWS Trade Edition an
pears to have made an excellent impression
in all parts of the country relative to
Savannah's prosperity. There is no doubt
that the commercial Importance of Savan.
nah is beginning to be understood and ap.
preciated. Her advancement in wealth and
population within the last few years has
been great, but it is safe to predict that her
advancement within the last few years viii
De Insignificant in comparison with the ad-
vancemens she will make within the next
few.
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Bushes Are Never Seen,

from me PtttS5urg DisDdtch (Rep).
The use Of geDtian is recommended as a cure
for blushing. But n careful Investigation fails
20 disclose any special need for such a specific
IL some beneficent herb could b. discovered
which Win cure tbs disease Of not blushlnR, Il
and nnancial circles
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The Duchess dues, who contributed
100000 to help along Boulangers cause,
now wonders how she could have squan-
dered so much in behalf of man who has
SO little courage. Her regret for the loss of
her cash will not make her folly less ap-
parent
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Col Livingston seems to be coquetting
with the senatorship If he is a candidate
for that Office he ought TO say 50 frankly.
The secret circular method of electioneering
is not in harmony with democratic politics.
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The rice planters in Georgia and South
Carolina are having a very unhappy ex-
perience this year. If they succeed In saving
any considerable portion of their rice In
good condition they will be fortunate. The
continued rainy weather is preventing the
rice from being harvested, and is also dam
apino IL
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CURRENT COMMENT.
Feasted on Fat Offices.

From the st. Louis Republic (Dem.O
The Indiana republicans do not appear to be
10 condition of eYuberance and enthusiasm
rorpldity is result of living on the choice cuts
of the meat, and plenty of them The Indiana
republicans have had too much room at the
trough.
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Senator Call is determined to talk to the
people of Florida, even if he has to go from
place to place on foot. Such enthusiasm in
his own cause eau hardly fail to win recog-
milton. The people listen to his speeches
with pleasure, and do not complain if they
happen to be rather long.
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Nerve Sometimes Does It.
From the Washington Post.

A beginner at draw poker writes the Post IN
know IL there is Anything TO beat four cold
aces ?" cold nerve has bsen known to pro-
duce such result as our amateurish inquirer
suggests, but it Is not a good thing to overtax
the nervous system in conducting the great ma
tiOnal -