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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18
An Ozark komence.

An OZ1Tx HOn6DC6.
From the Pittsbuyg Dispatch.
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seventh"
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why Sue, didn't jist asst Ye ter git ready
an j"
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''Sues"
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4 didn't mean it,"
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oh, Sue, quit yer foolin an so asst yer
paw"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18
Party of Economic Radicalism.

From the Mem York Commercial Ad,,e,ti..-
Ind.L
There can, therefore. be no longer anv,nisun.
derstanding as 70 who are the leaders and what
is tue platform OF the Republican party Of To-
day. II " the party Of economic radicalism
us purpose is the extension Of high duties to a
point gradually approxinating 10 total r,robibi
ton ~ competitive foreign imports The low,
tarld republicans who voted their party ticket
N ~ because they wished "a tariff revised nv
lth Trends, can now see what was the meaning
Of their vote The Independents who left the
republican ranks because they could no longer
trust the party's tendencies under its new lead.
ers, have their justification.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

During the present session of congress
16,42l bills have been introduced. The
world will never know what there is IN one
tenth of them. 1t is a physical impossi-
bility for congress TO consider all the bills
which are introduced into its two Houses.
And yet there is an increase in the number
introduced each session. Would 1t not be
wise for congress to draw the line some
where 50 as to limit the introduction of
bills2
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

Chronic alcoholism has taken such fatal
hold upon Soubrette Marie Williams that
she is to be Systematically treated for it.
That is to say, she is to receive medical
treatment. Very likely it was the PERM
cioussystem of treating that conduced to the
malady
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

John Lawrence Sullivan has been put on
the stage to slug a hole in the Thespian
arena big enough to fit his bony big fist
into. AS star he will, doubtless, make a
hit-it anything gets in front of him. But he
isn't at all likely to elevate the stage much
unless he gets under it with both brawny
shoulders. On the Dead wood stage, how
ever, he would have been en- rapport, effect
i've and dt fat; also great surprise to the
road agent fraternity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

Mother and son attacked by an ugly
bull" is the way the New York Sun states
the case. To be attacked by a beautiful
brown bull is enough to make corpulent
man run through his property very precip-
ately, but to be attacked by IAN ugly bill,n
is lust awful.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

Though Kemmler was incinerated, but
slowly, under edict of law, and his horrible
death brought electrocution under the ban
of public disapproval. still another tele-
graph hneman has just been roasted with
neatness and dispatch by the volt power
current in New York. Truly electricity
has strange freaks, peculiarly its own.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

The New Jersey and Staten Island juno
ton Railroad Company is asking of con-
gress the right to build tunnel under the
bay of New York, connecting Staten Island
with Brooklyn Tunnels and bridges will
soon make Brooklyn, Jersey City and New
York virtually one city.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

From the present outlook in the Seventh
congressional district DR.. FELTON, will have
to do some very effective talking to get
even respectable vote. There isn't such
wild desire to hear him make speech as
there used to be, although he is just as
effective speaker as he ever was
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

In a truly christian spirit Parson Sam
Jones fervently says: II am so glad that
whenever any one else tries to preach as
do he makes an ass of himself" Why, how
could he preach" as you do without max
ing an ass of himself, Sammy Sayl
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

Two hundred gold-beaters struck the
other day. Striking is no uncommon
thing for gold-beaters to do, but this means
that they stopped striking gold and struck
the employers FOR more pay. Employers al
lowed it. Gold-beaters have very muscular
arms. It's well they have got back to work,
for we must have gold-plated signs and
fhinOs
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

New York has a new election law which
is a Chinese puzzle to voters and somewhat
mystities even the hardened professional
politicians Only one thing about it seems
to be definitely understood. 1t costs $780,
900 extra money
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

The senatorial campaign begins to assume
a more interesting aspect A joint discus
sion between Gov. Gordon and Mr.. Nor
wood would command very general atten.
ticn throughout the state
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

Secretary Window is doing about all he
can to relieve the stringency of the money
market. but will his efforts be successfull
IL is certainly to be hoped so. There must
be something radically wrong with our
financial system which permits such finau-
cial distress every year just at the time the
crops are 10 be moved.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18
Pickwickianism in Congress.
FROM tie Detrott Ftee pyee, d.,

There is really good deal Of Pick Tickianlsn,
about the conduct OF affairs in the American
congress. As for example, tbs assumption that
the Senate knows nothing about Mr. Kennedy's
speech really savors Of tue humorous, and
might be taken hint BY Mr. Gilbert or sonoa
other contempOraneOns Dickens.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

Portugal is not pledged to fight England,
but the Portuguese statesmen have COM
promised the case by threatening to whip
one another.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

Advices from Acadia parish, Louisiana,
say that the rice crop is good and the boys
are unanimously going to college. That
sounds prosperous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

A gray beard on a man under so makes
him look older than he is. The best dive TO
color oro'on or black is Buckingham's DYE
for the whiskers. -Adu.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

Woman can't DO satisfied. She generally
wears out her mind with her bonnet.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18
The Barnacles on thu Labor Move
nent.
Ftom the Boston Trnreler 1LD

From the Boston Trdreler CInd.).
Mr.. Powderly uttered great truth when he
said There are too many oarnarles ON the
labor movement" The grand army of walking
delegates might be scraped off With beneficial
results.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

simmons Liver Regulator has never been
known 20 fail to cure Dyspepsia.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18
CURRENT COMM sNT.
It's Certainly Down.
From, the Ne,o York Press, (Rep.).

The stock market, which was thought to be
hmping on three legs last week under MIR
WINDOWS bond offer may get on ali 'fours'
again.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18

90 easy IN its action, harmless and effectual
In relieving is Simmons Liver Regulator
Adu.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-18
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-10-16

Anchors, Chains,
Cocoa Mats, Kettles,
Sauce Pans, Fry Pans,
Bedsteads,
Fence Wire,
Sheathing Metal.
Roofing Iron,
Cane Knives,
Cutlery,
Sole Leather Trunks,
White Lead, Red Lead,
Boiled Linseed Oil,
Castor Oil, Betting,
Coal Tar, Water Tanks,
Fire Brick, Red Brick, Alum,
Red Ochre, Fire Clay,
Bags, Irvine,
Filter Cloth,
Soap, Groceries,
Boots and Shoes,
Perfumery, Flags,
po D'u'.'
Dressing Cases,
ios'
'
Bridles Felts Whins Spurs.
Blankets. Sheeting.
Dry Goods, Merinos.
Shawls. Handkerchiefs.
Victoria Lawns.
Mosou;to Mating Ieoc:nos
fiarne',
D"'He' iiunhs'
1ichlc hampers
hosiery
Scarfs,
Sultlngs In latest styles,
Underwear, Braces,
Sofa Pillows.
Gloves, Flouncing,
Embroidery, Curtains,
Table Napkins,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-10-16
Growing Sheep for Mutton.

The farmers near to market, in many
cases are selling lambs now at about
ten cents a pound, gross weight When
the right selection has been made in
breeding for the fleece, a good number
are getting four dollars a head from
the eve. The lamb and fleece together
make a gross return for the flock OF
nearly ten dollars per eve, and she Is
retained all right for several successive
seasons. 1t will not be advisable for
every one to expect such fall returns
from flock the first season. but while
experts are doing we'll, others may at
least do something. Judd
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-10-16
ptlH AND POINT,

Carpets are made 20 cover the
eoors and rugs to cover the flaws.
The greatest loss OF time tina. I
know of is to count the hours -Rabe-
iais.
Men say of women what they
please; women do with men what
pleases them
We grow wise as We grow older.
but it is by forgetting what we thought
we knew.--Life-
As oysters are swallowed when
they are opened. so is the frank mar
taken in when he tells his plans to
rogues.
Nothing is earned without labor.
Hence, if any one obtains any thing
without labor, he is defrauding some
one else
We can not be reminded too often
of the fact that brevity is the soul of
wit, and tediousness the limbs and out
ward flourishes.
Solomon was esteemed wise man
in his day, but then in Solomon's day
no one had ever seen Harvard Sophie
more. --Somerville Journal.
If you have any faith, give me. for
Heavens sake. a share of it! Your
doubts you may keep to yourself, for I
have a plenty of my own.-Goethe.
1t takes something else besides
'cuteness to make folks see what'll be
their interest in the long run. II
takes some conscience and belief in
right and wrong.-Eliot-
The good. old gentleman who Is
fifteen or twenty years behind times
usually has son who is rapid enough
TO make the average about right
Merchant Traveller.
1t contributes greatly towards a
mans moral and intellectual health to
be brought into habits of companions
ship with individuals unlike himself.
Edo care little for his pursuits. and
whose sphere and abilities he must go
out of himself to appreciate.-Haw
thorne.
There is an "aristocracy" of in-
and highly-cultivated people are apt to
be as disdainful of everyday thinkers
as rich people are of the poor. Yet
lives are made noble, and the world is
made happier, very often, by simple
| thinkers, to whom the refinements of
philosophy are unknown quantities. -
Texas Siftings.
Happiness depends not on what
one has, but on what one is. He who.
is of cheerful spirit will be cheerful
in all his privations. He who is of a
complaining spirit will never lack &C.
easions of complaining. 1t is not ones
possessions or ones surroundings, but
S1e's way of looking at his possessions
and surroundings. that settles the
question of ones cheerfulness, wherev.
h, he is. or whatever he has. -
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-10-16
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The Dav of Rreiudfce Conc.

A woman preacher of Ohio has had
some difficulty in securing the license
to perform the marriage ceremony.
This Calls out an Ohio protest that in
that state and in Michigan and in Iii.
oois there are many women serving
Is ministers, and without officiating al
marriages. To be sure, and as II
should be. There is no rational OBJ
lection to a good sermon or lecture
rom woman. They may make our
nest teachers and professors, and may
10 as well as preachers The day of
prejudice, pure and simple, that enables
smusty old judge of probate to quote
Paul and refuse women her equal
fight 10 do what she can do right well
past, or ought to be past.-St Louis
Slobe-Democrat
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-10-16
GEO. w. LINCOLN.

THE WELL KNOWN BUILDER,
l. o
contracting of
antGl
mind that worth doing doing well.
Thanking the pablo for past favors,
l respectfully
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-10-16
advertisements.
Builders Of Steam Machinery

In all it's branches.
Steamboat, Steamship. Land Engines & Boilers,
High Pressure or Compound.
STEAM VESSELS of all kinds built complies,
with bulls OF wood, iron or composite.
ORDINARY ENGINES compounded when I'D.
visable.
STEAM LAUNCHES, Barges and Steam Tugs con-
structed with reference to the trade In which
they are to be employed. Speed, tonnage and
draft of water guarantee
SUGAR MILLS and Sugar Making Machinery
made after the most approved plans. Also, all
Boiler Iron Work connected Herewith.
WATER PIPE, of Boiler OF sheet Iron, OF any
size, made n suitable lengths for con meeting
together, or Sheets rolled, punched and packed
for shipment, ready to be riveted on the
ground.
HYDRAULIC RIVETING, Boiler Work and Water
Pipes made by this establishment rfveted bJ
hydraulic rivetisg machinery, that quality OF
work BEING far superi or to hand work.
SHIP WORN, Ship and Steam Capstans, Steam
Winches, Air and Circulating pumps, made
after the most approved plans.
SOLE Agents and manufacturers for the Pacific
Coast OF the Heine Safety Boiler.
PUMPS-Direct Acting Pumps for irrigation OF
city works purposes. built with the celebrated
Davy Valve Motion, superior to any Other
pump.
Ism Room No. 3. upstairs. spreckeis' Block
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-02-20
VIRGINIA NEWS.

Mr.. Toll!yer Bolyn died at his home in
Purcellvlle last Friday.
Mr.. John R Curry died in Leesburg on
Saturday, aged IS years.
Rev. A. A. McDonough, of the Episcopal
Church at Casanova. has accepted call to
Oxford, N. c.
The Jail at Warrenton haa more criminals
now than have been confined within its
walls at once Tor some time.
Governor Mckinney appointed yesterday
Colonel John Bell Bigger member of the
Board of Visitors to Mt. Vernon.
It was reported enormously at Danville
that Miss Annie Pollard, who had died yes
terday, and was about to be buried showed
signs of life.
The contract for widening and deepening
the Dismal Swamp canal, it is said, was
given out yesterday, and the work will be
commenced in few days.
The republican maj ,rity ofthe Committee
on Elections of the House of Representa-
tves openly announce their intention Of
reporting in favor of unseatng Hon. George
D. Wise.
Colonel Robert Beverly. of Fauquier
County, says he will ship carload of corn
thinks the Farmers Alliance of Fauquier
county will make similar shipment soon
to the alliance of Greenville county.
The officers of the only six equipped cav
airy companies in the State met in Rich
mood yesterday and organized theFirst reg
iment of Virginia cavalry. The follow.
officers vera elected: Thomas R. Marshall,
colonel; g. V. Bdgood, lieut.. colonel; Percy
HAYES, major.
The engineer corps now surveying a
line for railroad connection with the Ches'
apeake and Ohio give hopes that the upper
portion portion of S.sffjrd county will be
greatly benefited, and the landowners are
giving the right of way free OF charge to en-
courage the buidiDg..of the road.
Ga Monday night, the 10th inst, Mr..
Henson Simpson, near North Fork, L u
doun county. had stolen from his stable a
6ne hcrse and on last Saturday night to o
horses we're stolen from the stable of Col E.
V. White few miles from Leesburg. One
of the horses has been recovered and col.
ored man arrested, who Is suspected of the
theft.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-02-20

WEDGED IN FLUE-A peculiar case is rerort.
ed from surry county, N. c.. Joseph Hill, a
farmer, was passing near the store of W. W. Brown
Monday when he heard strange cries. The noises
we're strangely muf1ed, but could BIO distinguished
as calls of Murder" Fire." Help" etc. He
thought it was some female in distress and was
some time in locating the strange noise. At last
he found it proceeded from the stack chimney in
the center ohe store The proprietor was sent for.
Upon opening the store the queer mutfied cries
were redoubled The merchant recognized the
voice as that of his own son, q boy nearly grown,
who had for years been of dssipated habits, and
whom his father had nothing to do with for some
time. The CRATE was taken out but the boy could
rot Do extricsted from his position 1t was only
after an hours work and great hole had been cut
in the chimney above the mantel that he was
taken out of great mass Of SCOT and blacker than
any African. He planned to his father that ne
was drunk, and had tried to enter his store. He
had been drinking heavily the night before.
Liquor had been refused him, and he had climbed
on top of his fathers store Invested himself of his
coat, vest, and hat, and slipped down the Chin
ney He did not know that CRATE had been
placed in the former open fireplace and he was
thus caught like rat in trap
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-02-20
Letter from Richmond.

Correspondence of the ALEXANDRIA GAZETTE
RICHMOND, Va, Feb. 19.-Every one OF
the State institutions is asking for large
appropriation from the General Assembly,
and it is likely that all of them will get an
increase. This is the opinion ola prominent
legislator who is strongly of the belief that
combination has already been formed by
members living in counties where the vari
Gus institutions are located to vote together.
Such q combination is apt to carry sby op-
preparation, and it remains to be seen
whether the alleged combine will work.
The discussion on the oyster bill, which
cones up in the Senate to morrow at one
o'clock, promises 10 be interesting. Sena'
tors have been studyisg the question, and
they will all "fortify themselves behind the
record, "as ex-State Senator Boiling Wilcox.
of Prince George, was wont to cay In the
palmv DAYS Of REIMBURSEMENT. Senator Moore
has twtted the Senator from Gloucester Oh
this subject on several occasions, and it 10
expected that Senator Stubbs aud the Scna
TOT from Fartnx will lock horns tomorrow
on the debate.
n. NJ. Grlegs, the cclored Senator from
the Prince George district has returned
from Washington, where he went to look
after federal Office which he hopes to fill
after the adjournment of the legislature. l
asked him to dav, "How did you make out
in Washington" A satisfactory smile COW
cred his face as he replied, Pm all right.
Things are working very nicely" Just
what position he Is after Griggs does not
say.
The regular session OF the legislature ter
inmates on the day the Supreme Court OF
the United States reconvenes. 1t Ia the I'm.
preston here that the court will render
decision In the Virginia coupon CASES
shortly after it reconvenes. This impression
may cause the General Assembly to
remain In session few days beyond
the term in order to avoid the necessity Of
an extra session, which will surely come If
the opinions of the Supreme Court are ad~
verse to the United States. OF course it is
presumed that an extra session means more
coupon notification laws.
The Arnold registration bill will hsrdiybe
considered at this session. The matter ls
such an important one that there will not
be time enough left for It's discussion after
the important bills now pending are disposed
of. 1t is understood that MIR. Arnold him
self does not have much hope of his bill be-
coming a law at this session, but he believes
the time will soon come when the State will
adopt the law which be suggests. B.PO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-02-20

KINGSTON, Ont. Feb. 20-A two .,o.
frame dwelling occupied hy John Ti.t.!
and family was burned last night togstb.s
with four children. The bodies were no,
much burned, death having been caused ~
suffocation. Mrs. Liston, after vain ea,,:
to rescue her children, jumped from ~
second story window with BABE in b..
srme. Her legs were broken, but the b,t.
was uniujured. Mr.. Liston made be,,i,
efforts to save the children. Three o,b.
children were more or less burned.
ALBANY. N. Y. Feb. 2O.-st. JJbn'. b.
man Catholic church at GTeenbusb ~
burned today from defective flu ADtbs
vestments we're destroyed. An ad6,i,.
costing SS5 600 was completed last nob,
Damage S75 900, insured for 81. 500
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-02-20

been preferred against bin. charges nase
heen nrefarred against Mr.. Summers, VINO
has been nominated for postmaster at Az
inedop. Va, and against Mr.. Upton. VIM
hos heen nominated for census supervisor OF
the Norfolk district.
Mr.. Edgar Allen bad determined to iesVe
Richmond and move here before he mans leu
,he neople of that city, as he did recenuy
h;s remarks to the House elections oo"nt.
tae and the committee 90 the eiectloh VI .no
President and Vice President. Ia tnose re-
marks he alleged that Congressman 5urto o,,s
~ M;oh;nan hsd been badly treated Wnlle
y. aaa;no In the Richmond district last faI /:
sau pnrrows beiug asked about this, denied
NJ. aIian,s statement in toto, and said be
~ I'D never been treated better by audiences,
even 10 his own State.
The Potomac sbad and herring fishermen
are already sending their outfits and hands
TO the different fishing shores down the river
A vessel load of seine hands engaged mere
sailed this morning. and as long as within
hearing distance made the air resonant
with their songs. IT..
A delegation consisting Of Senator Hig-
oins of New Jeraev, and Representatives
Browne and Bowden. of Virginia, and
Brewer. of North Carolina, called at the
Treasury Department TIL. morning a ano
nrred the appointment of Mr.. CAST, of Nor
folk to the position CT inspector of steam
boilers for the Norfolk district, the place
now filled by Mr.. Marshall Parks.
J. M. LangstOn, the negro contestant i =.
Mr.. Venable's seat, was at the CAPITOL TO-
day. BE says be believes be is the God ap'
pointed agent to bring about better rela
ton between the two racesin his own state
As to his contest he says he he's both the
facts and the law on bis side, and that BE
does not believe General Malone or any
other republican is interfering with his case
Mr.. Brady, the collector of internal revenue
for the Richmond district, he says will ap
pear as his counsel when his case snail OF
considered by the House elections commit
tee on the 11th proximo.
The House committee on the judiciary
this morning agreed to report favoraoly the
Taylor bankruptcy bill.
81. B P. Pool was today appolnts store
keeper and gauger for the 6 n or Alexandra
district, Virginia.