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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-11-17

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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-11-17

HIu1S.
coon TgMpLARs' FAIR The attenda5 &c
a.lGe fsir saturday night was unusuh, ~,
is-,,a aad the programme for the even 20
" EXCEPTIONALLY fac The following , - -
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q G l@,ly III XII, 5; Arthur Davis, 3; T.
Nd Of P Charm: E L. Oakley, 10;
ma ~ 3: Charles Herbert, 4.
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y Mansfield, g. A. J. King, 3; George
7'S'' olG , e. piu: f w=bb 5;Wm- Thalsr,
=. e1s,1zt o .;,tcrs, 8; H. Daring, .; h w.
. 33c'.5,oljye spgines,'s lin: john Kelly,
q. + oc spencer. 8 /; Ell Murphy, 2; James
r1r.in. 4: Matthew Acton, g. Malcolm Nj.
% p r CONDUCTOR pin John P. Bart
.eH. 3; James Nagle, D.
H.nisome colG-headei. silk Umbrella, TO
r.. voird to the most popular lady or gentle
nan W. H. P.ice, |; I. A. Henry, 3; Geo.
d.: 0 ice G. Nelson, 2; E ina Reed, 20 J;
Lucille Dolan,
LaJest s;yla winter DouaAt, TO be voted to
vo7-, panuar lady: May Brown, g.; Annie
White, s.
"; vial. the fair in .heir fall dress uniforms.
AZ ~ en- exh bilion drill by the company
nicyei ea1ad will drill for gold medal.
Wednesday, night RathooDe Division U. +.
K ofP will visit the fair, which will close
that night.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-11-17

DEATHS. Charles Ha,dhower, the IT,
year-oid son CT Mr.. Charles Hardbower, died
at 81 early hour this morning at his home
across Hunting Creek.
Mrs Robert Mitchell died on Saturday
evening and her remains we're sent to her
old home at Fairisx Station for inte.ment.
Mrs. Alexander Bsauregard died at her
homs en- south Fayette etreet lsst night.
Mary Ely lbeth Tatsaasugh. daughter Of
the late Henry snd Margaret TatRapaugb,
of this city, died in Baltimore en- be 12sb,
aged 80 years.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-11-17

All miserable sufferers With dyspepsia are
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-11-17
small COST.

SERIOUS ACciDENr.-Mr J os. Clagett, of
the Warrington Pickle Factory, In closing
his Store on lower Kiug Street yesterday
morning inadvertently left his latch key on
the l0eiGs If the door. To gain 40 entrance
to tbs building Mr.. Ciagett procured plank,
ami plsc,pg Que end below the sill attempt
Cd to ciimo to the s.cond-storv window
Wheu haif way up the plank broke, precipi-
ta,inc Mr.. {. to the ground, breaking his leg
in two places, the boue prosrudtng through
tbs skin above the ankle. Mr.. @ was token
t. the Iniirmary. where ne was attended by
D.s Jones aud Smith. Il is feared be will
lose bis leg.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-11-17
coon TxMpLARs' FAIR The attends &c

~ 4bis s,ction light rain, warmer, soufhe''y
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1890-11-17

Soma people say that By the weather OF
Friday next can be judged that of the whole
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Old Soldiers at the FAIR.

The reunion and camp fire of the
G. A. r. associations of Brown and
Redwood counties promises to be
among the pleasantest and most not
able features of fair week. Secretary
Dornberg informs us that the veterans
have consented to get up sham bat
tic on the second day of the fair, on
the grounds, to be followed in the ev-
ening by campfire and social re-uni-
on of the veterans. Taking in all the
program for fair week at TIL: place,
beginning with the Republican con-
vention on the Esd, and including the
veterans reunion, sham battle and
camp fire, the annual fair, and races
in which numerous horses Of reputa-
stion are likely to compete, the last
week of September is destined to be a
lively one in Redwood Falls.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Fortune TJnbidd en-.

See what the Minneapolis & St.
Louis Railway has done opened its
lines for three additional home seekers
excursions September 8 and %, Oct
ober IA, making rate of one faro fol
round trip to points on its Pacific di-
vision, Morton, Mimi, to Watertown
Oak, inclusive. Also, to all points in
Southwest Missouri, Nebraska, Kan
sas, Arkansas, Indian Territory, Tex
as, Tennessee, Colorado, Wyoming
Utah and Idaho and the great North
west. Tickets will be good for thirty
days with stop over privile; @. Cal
on any agent of the company for par
ticular5 or address G. NJ Pratt, Gen
Ticket and Pas. Agt., Minneapolis.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

The fair at Tracy next week will
doubtless attract a good many Red
wood county people. Tracy is strain
ing every nerve to make their first fair
a complete success.
There was hard frost in North
Dakota last Friday night. Wheat was
badly injured in some localities.
Along the Northern Pacific railway ice
an eighth of an inch is reported.
w. G.. BARLEY was over from Morton
yesterday, and consulted with Secre-
tary Dornberg about the fair at Nor
ton, which is to be held Sept. Doth and
3Oth, Immediately following the Red
wood county fair. The combined Of
fers of both associations will greatly
strengthen the inducements to horse
men from abroad, and thus make
the racing features at both fairs more
interesting.
A carriage containing two young
ladies from Springfield or vicinity was
badly Used up last Tuesday, from the
effects of the efforts of the horses to
kick themselves loose from the vehicle,
after running upon a loose barb wire
which had been stretched across the
road cast of town. The young ladies
exhibited admirable GOODNESS in re-
naming in the buggy and holding to
their horses until male assistance ar
rived, when their wrecked vehicle was
towed to Moon Bros. shop for repairs.
As the young ladies manifested great
anxiety about keeping their names out
of the papers, our reporter turned a
deaf ear to mischievous suggestions
that he should immortalize their names
in print. We might say in this con-
nection, however, that to stretch a
barbed wire across a once-traveled
road is poor way to turn travel into
a now course, and might easily lead to
tragical consequences, especially to a
night traveller.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Teachers Examinations

I will hold public examinations for
applicants desiring certificates to
teach in Redwood county as follows:
Redwood Falls Sept. 4th and 5th.
Walnut Grove, Sept. 9th and 10th.
Lamberton, Sept. 18th and 18th.
Examinations will begin promptly
at 9 a. m. in each place. Oral exam
nations will be held during the even
ing of the first day in each place.
Each examinee must provide himself
with paper, ink and pens, and be
present each morning at 8 a. m.
S. j. RACE, Co. Supt.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
New Dental Office .

DR.. G. NJ. Leffingwell Will open a
first-class dental office in F. w. Phil
bric k's new building in about two
weeks. He proposes to lead both in
prices and quality of work. The best
grade of artificial teeth on best rubber
plates will be made for $40 per set, in
Guiding extracting. All work war
ranted. G.. M. LEFFINGwELL,
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Stockholders Annual Meeting,

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Farmers Mutual Insur-
ance Co., of the town of Vail, will be
held at the secretary's Office in said
town, on Monday, Sept. LIST, at l
o'clock p. m. The election of officers
and other important business will be
disposed of, and all stockholders ara
requested to be in attendance.
JOHN LoNGBoTToM, Sec'y.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
OF LOCaL INTEREST.

An invitation social hop will be held
in Dunnington hall tomorrow evening.
Blacksmith BaScr does his pillow
grinding now with ali emery wheel
driven bv horse power.
Mr.. Matheson, the Sunday school
organizer, will preach at the Grow
Creek school house next Sunday, at
3o'clock.
VIM. Rose had been in the New Tim
iail two wears last Sunday, and the
Review predicts that it will be two
years moro before he goes out OF it.
Notice f. j. Tylcr's announcement
elsewhere, as painter and paper hang
or. Mr.. Tyler has dccidcd to settle
here permanently, and give attention
to all branches OF his trade.
The GAZETTE made "break last
week in stating that Elder Harrison S
pulpit was supplied recently by d. v.
Hawk. 1t should have been Nj. Maj
ors. of Morton.
The wheat market more than holds
its own. Yesterday the quotations
were 81 cents for No. l. hard, 81 cents
for No. Northern, and 81 cents 1or
No. 2. Flax has dropped away slight
ly since last week, to Sl.l4.
The prairie chicken crop IS so near
ly a failure that local sportsmcn hat'
enough the hrst week, and are 10"
waiting for better luck with the ducks
The few hunting parties that came
here from abroad gave up IN disgust
after one or two trips.
Judge Bowers continues to take a
lively interest in the ChautauqUa
course of reading, although he was
one of the graduates of that institrl
ton this year. With the design of en-
listing a good circle at this place this
fall, he proposes to explain the sub
ject at the NJ. E. church tomorrow
friday evening, at o'clock. All in
terested are invited.
Sleepy Eve Dispatch: Jas. Snyder
left for Redwood Falls Monday morn
ing where he goes to commence worl
on the new Mckay building, on which
he has secured the contract for til,
brick work. The new building is t,
be 5OxSO feet, two stories high and tn
fact that Sleepy EYES boss brick lave
has the work in hand is guarantee
that the work will be well done.
DR. Greporv. having retired from
the presidency of Bennett Seminary a
MINNEAPOLIS. has received flattering in
vitations to accept other responsible
positions, both as preacher and colleg
worker. Mr. Turrell has been informe
that the doctor will go to Cincinnati
this fall to preach in the Second Pres
byterian church of that city for sho
time, upon invitation from the congr
CATION, who enjoyed his pastorate ten
porarily some years ago.
Mr.. Matheson, the Sunday scho
organizer, has established rs Sunds
schools since his arrival here a fe
months ago, eleven of which are loca
ed in this county, six in Brown cou
ty, five in Cottonwood and two each
Renville and Nicollet counties. 1
reports that he receives WELDON
from the people in all localities, al
is hopeful of having a Sunday-scho
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
PERSONAL MENTION.

Miss Marion Everett left yesterday
for weeks visit with friends in Min
neapolis.
Charles Chollar went to I;nneapol-
is yesterday for a week and to take in
the Exposition.
Miss Hetty Persons starts for Red
Wing tomorrow, to resume school
work next week.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. D. Baldwin took
last Saturdays train for Michigan,
where they will visit friends.
Geo. Lechner went to Faribault last
Saturday, intending to bring his fam
lily back with him this week.
Editor Stegner of the Morton En-
terpriSe dropped in at the Gazette
Office yesterday. Call again.
Leonard Pryor goes to Minneapolis
this week, to be in readiness at the OPP
ening Of the University year.
Miss Lucy Rowe is stopping i'll town
this week, and will begin another
term of school at North Redwood next
Monday.
Mrs. o. L. Dornberg and Otto went
to Blooming Prairie on Tuesday,
where they will sojourn for a short
season at Mrs. Dornberg's former
home.
Editor Kane, of the Fairfax Cres-
cent, paid the GAZETTE office a neigh
borly call on Tuesday. He reported
Fairfax still growing, with real estate
selling at good prices.
Mrs. H. D. Brooke left Monday for
trip through the Dakotas and the
Red River district in the interests Of
the Minneapolis house of which she
has been engaged for the past twt
years.
G. r. Kneeland and Smith Hanson
of Lamberton, drove over to Redwood
Falls on Monday, accompanied b,
their ladies. We acknowledge a friend
ly call from Mr.. Hanson, who has bull
up prosperous harness trade at tn
Southside.
W. J. Tyler came up from Lamber
, ton last Saturday evening, expectin!
:, to meet his parents here, but on &C
count of stormy weather the latter di
not arrive until Monday afternoon,
, little while after young Tyler had tax
en- the train for Lamberton.
Mrs. Dwight Bissell, Miss Lizzi
4 and Stanley Bissell will leave here tc
morrow for St. Paul The two latte
will go on to Mortified to enter earle
ton College at the beginning of tn
college year, while Mrs. Bissen visit
with friends at the capital city.
R. J. Tyler and family arrived her
last Monday from Iroquois, S. D., CON
ing by easy stages with team an
, :, spring wagon. They will be domicile
: for the coming fall and winter in tn
a +, Pease house, formerly occupied b
Conductor Hughes and Agent lyle
1t looked SO familiar to see Jane
:, Smith on the streets last week, thu
n VIC did not at first realize that he ha
= been out on the Pacific coast for Sc,
eral months past. He bought a schot
section of timber land in Souther
Oregon as an investment, and wit
the increasing demand for timber hi
investment is likely to be at least
safe one. Mr.. Smith says that Will
there is an immense immigration int
: the Oregon country, there is also
a large number coming away from the1
b every week, who failed to realize the
rosy expectations. IT,
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Blue Fropt

We have just opened another case
of Premium Baking Powder; by drop
pin g Is cents on the counter you have
the privilege of dcawing a premium
worth from 10 cents to $1.OO. These
premiums consist of hand-decorated
China and cut-glass ware in new and
beautiful designs. The Powder gives
excellent satisfaction.
We also have a Premium Coffee.
The premiums are Wash-bewls and
Pitchers, Sugar bowls, Vegetable dish
es, Pickle dishes, Pitchers, Mugs,
Plates, Sauce dishes, Cups and Sau-
GERS, etc. Each pound draws
premium.
Doyou want IS cent Folding Camp
Chair and a pound of Worlds Fair
Baking Powder for SO cents? The
chairs are solid maple frame, 33 inch
es high, 16 inches wide, seat striped
duck ID inches square, and IL inches
from floor. The greatest premium
ever offered with Baking Powder.
We get our Coffees direct from the
roasters, always fresh. Try our gold
en- Rio and Java mixed, ground toy
order.
Complete line of canned fruits, fish
and vegetables, mackerel in mustard,
tomato sauce and oil, sugar cured
hams, bacon, Clipped beef, pork, cod
fish, salmon, mackerel bloaters, and
pure homemade lard.
| All kinds of California dried fruits.
Redwood cream cheese, sour pickles,
Snider's catsup, Halford Sauce, Bur
nett's extracts.
Oranges, bananas, lemons, pears
peaches, apples, grapes and cocoanuts.
We have everything usually found
in tirst-class grocery. Goods de-
| GYered.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

St. Paul State Fair-Sept. 8 to 13-
One fare round trip with Is cents add
ed for admission. Dates of sale, Sept.
8, 9, 10, II, II and Ii, good to return
Monday following date of sale. Over
the NJ. & St. L. road.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

A pair of brown ponies, with harness
and platform spring wagon, all in ex-
cellent condition, to be had at bar
gain, as owner has no further use for
them. Apply to r. J. TYhER'
Redwood Falls, MINI.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

The Western Union Beef company
was recently incorporated in Colorado
with capital Of S15,0O0,0Co. It alt
serbs all the old cattle companies Of
the west, and tho stock of many other
cattle companies. This company now
owns 10000 head Of cattle besides
numerous ranches The object of the
company is to breed and handle beef
cattle on the western ranges.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

French s. Houghmaster's Land List.
We have for sale S6 acres of wild
and in The town OF Redwood Falls, at
IS per acre. Terms, one-half cash,
balance Oh long time, at 7 per cent
interest.
40 acres wild land in Delhi On the
same price and terms.
$50 acres in Springdale, 90 acres of
which are broken, with good house,
barn and granary, we'll and grove,
price SO per acre. A great bargain
Special bargains in other lands in the
county. FRENCH & HoUGuMAsTER.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

Minneapolis Exposition Aug. q to
Oct. 4th-One fare with rs cents add
ed for admission fee. Dates of sale,
Aug. 27, %, 80, Sept. 2, 4, 6, 9, II, ID,
l6, 10, 20, %, rs, u, 80, Oct. 2 and 4,
good to return Monday following date
of sale. Over the M. & St. L. road.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

Notice is hereby given that there
will be special meeting of the coun-
ty commissioners of Redwood county
commencing on Tuesday, Sept. I'd,
1890. TILL T1BBErrs,
County Auditor.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
For the Southern Minnesota Fair.

For the Southern Minnesota Fair
The Chicago & Northwestern Rail
way Company, will from Aug. 10Th to
Sept. 6, inclusive, sell excursion tickets
from all stations in Minnesota to Ro-
chester and return at half rates-one
fare for the round trip. For tickets
and information concerning time of
trains, ETC., apply to agents G. & N.
w, Railway.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
SDaCiaI Premium

To the teachers of public schools, l
will give pair of Fleece Lined Alaskas
for the best composition on "School
Shoes" Judges-H. NJ. Hitchcock,
O. B. Turrell and S. J. Race.
J, e. GEORGE.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

Nothing adds SO much to persons
appearance as a fine thick head Ct hair
Of even color, and to assure this use
ONLY Halls Hair Remover.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

If you have been slandeEed, learn to
live it down. 1t was Cardinal Newman
who said, Some mud sticks longer
than other mud, but no mud is immor-
tal"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

The bonded indebtedness of high
License Missouri is only $s,783,OtO,
while poor prohibition Kansas is
grooming under the enormous sum Of
1901 ,OOO.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

I hereby announce myself candi-
for the office of Register Of Deeds sub
iect to the action of the Republican
County Convention.
n w Con- EIGu
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Losses Red Glover Pile Remedy

sa positive specific for all forms of
he disease. Blind, bleeding itching,
liberated and protruding Piles. Price
50 cents. For sale by H. NJ. Hitch
cock & Co.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Nesting of the Y. P. S. c.. E. at the

Meeting of the Y. P. S. G. E. at the
M. E. church Monday evening, Sept.
lst, at s o'clock. Leader, Belle Clay
son. Topic, "Philip the Evangelist,
Acts viii, Sc, 26 40, All young PEG
pie are cordially invited to attend.
Members of the society are requested
to be present at the regular monthly
business meeting, which will be held
Immediately after the other meeting.
JENNIE WINTER, Sec'y.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Spe cial Premium

To the farmer exhibiting the best
peck of Navy Beans I will, as premium,
give a pair of $3.50 shoes; said beans
to be delivered to me after premium
has been awarded.
Yours to please,
GEORGE, The Shoeman.
Just received full line of fall goods
at Geo. M. Brands.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
bIjECHHER'S s.

you full weight and measure, and go
where you will, no grocer can or will
undersell us. Look over our goods
and get our prices.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

Losses Red Glover Pills Cure Sick
Headache, Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Constipation, IS cents per box, S boxes
for Sl.OO For sale by H. NJ. Hitch
cock & Co.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

Pure Homemade Lard at Chas
Dunnington's.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

Special sale Of silk plush photograph
albums at G.. II. Brands.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

Homo made. comforts at very low
prices at Geo. Brands.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Team and Wagon fer Sale.

Special bargains in overshirts, pants
and overalls at G.. M. Brands.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

Hats at cost price at Geo. Brands
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

The Y. P. S. G. E., of the Christian
church, will meet next Sunday even
ing, Aug. 31st, at 6:45 o'clock, in the
Christian church. Topic, walking
in the Light" LIST John II. Leader,
Miss Carrie Cuff. All young people
are invited. MARY CLIPFELL,
Cocrlt arv
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28

Last weeks rains were boon to
plowmen.
G.. W. York has sold his interest in
the Sleepy Eye Herald to his partner,
w. r. Hodges, who will continue it's
publication.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Farm Lands for Everybody.

Choice farm lands in Redwood and
Lyon counties, on long time and alta
low rate of interest. Purchasers OF
Lyon county lands can secure timber
lots, with each farm. For particulars
and terms, apply to
ORLANDO GRAY,
Redwood Falls P. O.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1890-08-28
Getting the News.

Caldwell, of the Marshall News
Messenger, and one of the best news
gatherers in Southwest Minnesota,
writes entertainingly about the duties
of his position, and in "a way that all
newspaper makers will appreciate:
The local editor must make his COM
positions treat on the matters pertain
ing to or connected with the village
or city in which the paper is published.
He must look for news, and write it
up. But this is easy. In a village
like Marshall there is constant chain
of occurrences sufficient to fill good
sized paper. The public is sympa-
thetic and patient. 1t looks every
week for a paper crammed full OF
news. If it isn't crammed the local
editor hears of it a hundred times in
getting from his home his den. And
then again, the public has it's appetite
and expectations whetted to a keen
pitch. The local editor may start for
home in the dim shadow Of the even
ing, or burn the midnight oil, conscious
he has produced a very respectable
paper, although his topics are some
what commonplace. Imagine the Sc
renity of mind he carries to his sane
tum next day after meeting with some
sponger on subscribers paper, who
innocently asks why don't you have
some news in your paper?" News is a
commodity always at hand. One has
only to send a boy out to gather a
basketful, and then chuck it into the
paper.