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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-06-18

A rugged farmer stalked into the sonctum
with big whip under his arm.
BE you the editorH" ~ am" was the
half apprehensive reply.
Here's two ,dollars-send me your paper,
for life" he said.
You see," he went on, "our daughter was
sick and like to die; she dropped and grew
weak and pale, had headaches no appetite
back ached, hands and feet like ice couldn't
sleep, hacked with cough, and we thought she
had consumption. No medicine helped her
until she tried that DIR. Pierce's Fayorite Pre-
scription mentioned in your paper, when she
began to mend in no time ind is now well and
subscriber" u -, -
Now the editor is looking for another scare.
The medicine has cured thousands afflicted as
was the farmers daughter, restoring the fe-
male functions to healthy action and remoy-
ing the distinctions and suppressions which
caused her trouble. 1t is guaranteed to give
satisfaction in every case, or price t$1.O0) re-
funded. It's legitimate medicine, not bev-
erage. Contains no alcohol to inebriate; no
syrup or sugar to sour or ferment in the stom-
ach and derange digestion. NH
For Book Of 100 pages on Woman: Her
Diseases, and How to Cure them, sent sealed
IN plain envelope) enclose ten cents In stamps
TO WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL, AssoCiA.
TON. No. 663 Main Street. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-06-18

The completed tunneLbetween Sarnia
and Port Huron win be over one milein
length, q, $40 feet baing under the river,
1,810.fset under dry groundton,t Mich
igan side and about 1000 feet on the
Canadian side.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-06-18
So N. Union St., LambertviIIe.
B- DOMESTIC BREAD, PLAIN AND
FANCY CAKE BAKERY

Finest Quality of Cream, Vienna, Graham and
other varieties of Bread and Rolls always on hand
and made from the choicest brands of -four.
Orders for Weddings, Parties and Funerals
promptly attended to and salts faction guaranteed
hand.
Families wishing to be supplied with Bread.
Rllos, &c, will be waited ON by leaving orders ut
the Bakery. mo 1870 87a s.
Quality and competition deHed
Sept 25 lSS9-6m.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-01-23
Hay for Sale.

TIN 1BU NDERSIGNED HAS FOUR OR FIVE
hun ret tons OF a talfs hay for sale Am
pie corral for feeding, or will bale bay If desir,
l. vCloCks, Nevada.
ssI 2S-tt N. CARPEkT
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-01-23
WHY me Wont OuI.

A good hau--wf, at the highlands
Vtsh d To su prise her husb,nd by giving
am some of a ptrticnlar kind Of cake ol
Vnlch he was very fond. She took
treat pans ~Itp the MIXTURE, measuring
ut each ingredient with the utmost care,
y she wa determined to produce the
est loaf sh. ma 4 evsr made. When the
ood man c,m 10 TO tea aud saw th.
,nd.,ms loaf. his heart went out
wards his wife with renewed sfectoo.
rhe clke was finally cut, but the fret
mouthful he took made him look puzzled
aud soon he fs III, tail, The wife
vas curious t. know why he went out,
aud noticiug that he had left his cake
aim ,st untssted she broke off a little
irce and put it in her mouth, "Horrorsl
,yenne pepperl where did | get thar"
I'D spe made bolt for the kitchen.
Going into the pantry she looked at the
eox where she got her cinnamon TO put in
he CAKE. There stood the box, but the
vord Pepper" was so big that there
as no mistakiog the contenes. She
,ays the next time she makes a loaf OF
AXE che will taste OF everything before
.he puts it 70. aud her husband says he
lnesn't know bat she'd better.-Spriog.
i Id Homestead.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-01-23
Notice of Time for Proving
will.

IN the District Court Of lhe state of Neva q
in and Ter the G. unity OF Humboldt.
In the matfer OF the tsttte William Black
,terk, deceased.
ia sliant to an orcef of aid Court made IN
H. sih day Of JaBu ~. o.. Eotie IL hereh,
siytn that ON MuNHAN. the thId 'ay of Feb
u.rv. 1870, at 10 ',lotk, A. M of sai daV. nt
the e nttoom OF said court at Z Ceu thoust
a he T. ,wn OF Mime muce Humboldt couu y
Vevaria, have tetn appt inted a. the time AID
& lacs or proving the viii Of aid illiam Bla X
tack, deceased, and for leari = the application
~ mes NJ .latkstock for the issuanfe 10 him
o letters testtnltntly. Nh,H and vhe'e any
person interes ed may pr"ar and contest tie
-ame Dated Jauuaiy :, 1900.
l.. f. DUNN, Clerk.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-01-23
enGifie Information.

Professor-Haveany Of ou Exp 'ienccd
su electric shock?
Impressionsble Pupil (Iihlen5ly)-
Yes, SIR have. a touching of hands
YOU know. And timpulsively) she
felt l., 90.
Professor ('everelyl Young man, tn at
was not electricity. That was gal-van.
ism.- Pittsburg Bulletin.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-01-23
Notice of Assessment.

A DE AIDE OPPER co. 10 alton of pin
" cioal lace If husine's. San Francisco
Cal; location OF works. Gold Run Mi ing district
Humbo d unty, es.-Noti,e Is hereby given
6hat AZ meenr nf the bnar,i If Directors h, Id on
h 81 toa, of ID cen,ber 1>S0 an assessment No.
I :, oi 10 cen's pes share ~as l-vh upon the cap.
ia sto X ~ the Corporation. pay he imTr dat "
~ United States gou coin. ta Sc etary at III
ihc OF he Company, 426 sansome st ee san
Francisco "a iiortia ANY STOCK unon which this
as: essment sha remain unpAid ON
The 3i>, day OF Januay. 1890.
win he ielu an. M and advertis Il for sale at
public auction; and unless syn tnt is M
. fore viii be OH On FplDAY the 2Sth day OF
February, 1890, 10 p ths deiinqnr asstss
ment together with costs OF advertising and
pxn M, OF sal. BY or, er OF the Board OF
Directors
W. IL w. GRAVES, Secretary pro tenn.
426 sansome St, San Francitco, Cal
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-01-23

Where the brook ald river msct,
Womanhood and childhood heet!"
a a type OF thousands OF young girls who are
merging from the chrysalis sta se OF their ex.
Stence, as they enter upol their" teens" Merry.
Ms, excitable, irritable, stirred by strange IN
>howahle forces within them, each mystery
into herself our girls need the tenderest care the
host loving, patient oversight, and the aid OF
~, Pierces Favorite Prescription, TO safely
iery them through this critical period, du.in.
'Heh, in too many lives, alas, are sown tn
seos OF distresins.r - rms Of disease peculiar t,
~ iemale sex. '-.dt this boon TO womankin0
WI prevent all such diseases, or cure themi
ney nave already seii esi victim. Womm
:" es II to herself, TO her family, and to he
"oh'l station, TO be well and strong. Let hei
"eh hot neglect the sure means Of cure. "Fn
oii.e Prescription" is a legitimate medicine
"fsiuIiy compounded by an experienced an
Nhiioi physician, and adapted 10 woman's deli
u'e orsahlzation. 1t Is purely vegetable in ii
imposition and perfectly harmless IN Its eilec.
= any condition OF the system. sold by dius
rs sl.oo' or six bottles f. $500.
copyright, 1858, by WORLD DIS. MED. Ass n.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-01-23
Dr.. PIERCE'S PELLETS

egnlate and cleanse the liver, stomach and bow
~. lhey are purely vegetahl a. nd perfectly
lafnlless. s,no Dose. SolSyIy druggists
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1890-01-23

The picture gallery Of the future is
likely to be an apparatus for exhibiting a
succession OF instantaneous photographs
IS moving picture of the person repre-
ssnted. this apparatus being so geared
with the phonograph that as the later
gives the individuals speech the former
will reproduce his gestures and
facial exprt ssion. BY such means an
,osent actor, for ,x.mple, might be
bfouRht before an audience, or present he
might witness the reproduction of his
Own acting. This combination of phosc =
graph and phonoqraph is a suggestion
4ately made to tn French academy by
VI. g. GaerouIt. but experiments. with q
similar arrangement wers made about
year and bali ago by NJ. A. Bandsslt,
oi Brussels. --ES.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1890-02-18
THE GeN1lEP SEX.

Mrs. Louise Chandler Moulton is rather
below middle weight. Of matronly figure,
with pleasant face and dark hair
Lady Pauncefote is noted at Washing
ton as q pedestrian. She often walks
from house to house in making calls.
Miss Braddon, the authoress, isangulaI
Of build, sandy of hair and ruddy OF com
piexion. She writes steadily four days q
week, and devotes the other two to riding.
Miss Anne Whitney, the Boston sculp
tor, has noble head and features OF idea
beauty on which time seems to make nc
more impression than on sculptured mar
BILE
Mime. Carnot. wife Of the president OF
France, has taken great fancy to Amelit
Rives-Chanler. She considers her the
most charming American she has ever
met.
Miss Edwards, teach her of the school al
Grauiteville. Nevada county, Cal, went
to North Bloomfield. fourteen miles, or
snow shoes recently She made the trip
in four hours.
Ada Ellen Bayly C'Edna Lyall''). thu
English novelist. wears blue serge dress
with plainest Of trimmings. and "shorl
brown hair, arranged with Puritanica
simplicity" In speaking her voice is low
and soft.
The Duchess Of Connaught made al
impressive speech when presiding at :
meeting of the Rajkumare Female Train
ing college. in which her royal highnes'
referred to the deep interest she took II
the welfare of the women OF India.
Mile. PopeIin, the accomplished young
Belgian lawyer who was lately refused
admission 10 the bar of Brussels because
OF her sex. l. organizing Il woman's clut
in that city. with the 60 operation Of hel
sister. " ho is a successful apothecary.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1890-02-18

The plague which the agriculturists Of
England are now suffering from the raw
ages of rats is not without precedent in
Canada The nearest approach to this
rat plague is the plague Of mice which
visited Prince Edward Island and Nova
Scotia in the early part OF the century.
As long ago as 1853 the undue preva-
lence Of mice in Prince Edward Island,
or the Island Of st. John as it was then
called. was noted by the French settlers;
and in 1774, both on that island and on
the adjacent main land, complaint
arose that these animals were again too
numerous and too familiar. In the lat
ter year the mice visited the fields and
ate up everything, including the pota-
toes, and having finished this disastrous
work they turned their attention to liter
AZURE, and consumed the leather binding
Of the settlers books. Ottawa Telegram.
To Vary the Monotony.
"Your duties must be somewhat mo
notonous, said lady to mailing clerk.
They are, indeed"
THE same round day after day and
week after week. No excitement"
mo excitement excepting when we
have to rush things"
"And when is THAR
"When we find In haste written on
the corner Of an envelope"
"Oh! yes, that creates excitementr
''Tremendousr-Bos Courier.
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Marrieo.


CUMBERLAND.
In Portland. Feb. 10, william l. Lloyd and Miss
Maggie Ripley; Feb. Q, Clifford B. Fowler. of
Be fast, and Miss Emma A. Staples. Of Portland.
KENsEBKc.
In Hallowell. Jan. 20, d Edward Greenleaf OF
Gardiner, and Miss Florence L. White Of HALO
well.
In South China. VIM. z. Weber and Miss Dora
May Runnels.
Miss Oracle N. Libby. both Of Augusta.
KNOX.
In Camden, Feb. S, BY Rev. L. ID. Evans, J. H.
Montgomery, Esq.. and Miss Elizabeth N. Knight,
In Warren, Feb. s. Mr. Kendriek p. Wight Of
Warren, and Miss Aubine Wiley, Of Thomaston.
PESoBsCoT.
In Dexter, Feb. /, Mr. Z. L. Smart and Miss
May Dearborn, both of Dexter.
In BanEor, FEB. 10, Mr.. y. C. Young and Miss
Matte A. Page. both Of Corinna
SOMERSET
Miss Myrtle VI. Perkins, both OF Rome.
In Hartland, Feb. ., Mr.. Jessie E. HUFF and
Miss Ey eiyn A. Barnes, both Of F7ttsfeld.
WALDO.
In Liberty, Feb 2, John W oxton OF Camden
and Miss Ina I. LemAn OF Liberty; Jan. Is. Cliff.
ton n. Wing and Miss Eva Wellington.
In Burnham Feb. Z, Elmer Murray Of Auburn,
and Miss Aid r. Barrows, Of Burnham.
In Freedom, James ". Libby and Annie s. Bill
linss.
wAsHISaroS.
In Eas'port, Feb 8. Mis- Nellie 5. Mutt and Viii.
In south Robbtnston. Feb. ., Miss Fannie g
Davis Of North Perry. and Robert ClelaAd Of South
Robbinsion.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1890-02-18

The German press is discussing at
length the merits of anew French repeat
ing air rife called the miracle" gun.
The rifle was invented by NJ. Paul Gift
fard, in Paris, the original protector Of
the Partisan pneumatic post 1t is de-
scribed thus: 4e-
The weapon is light-much lighter
than any of the army rifles now in use.
1t resembles the magazine gun in that a
steel cartridge about span and a half long
and as thick as mans thumb is attached
to the one barrel by means of a screw.
This cartridge contains 800 shots, which
can be discharged as rapidly or slowly as
a man desires. Since neither powder nor
any other explosive, butonly compressed
and liquefied air, supplies the expelling
force, no smoke and no fash accompanies
the discharge. Only q short, sharp, low
report is heard as the ball leaves the cart
ridge.
''At the recent trial the ball travelled
with wonderful accuracy. and penetrated
deeply into the wall Of the shooting room.
As soon as one Of the cartridges is emptied
of its 800 shots another cartridge can be
screwed on the gun in the twinkling Of
an eye. NJ. Giffard says that the 800 shots
in cartridge can be produced at cost
Of about two and one half cents. The gun
itself can be manufactured for about Is. ="
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..r4s .eaApsvInE s.sv.a.

~ ~
WAafw~s sor = be - pasatass~A
Dusn - he dsep bayou.
ne fzirese Pps Of ~ cresssoa-
Cnder the srs,tinS blue.
Wher the wind came over the cotton md ecs1
To the cnx. slim inop I'd sprng.
With brown ,e=1 hare. and hat erim sorA
And suias IN The grsP~sfos swing
Swinging IN the grapevine swing.
Laughter there the Wild hiryts sing
dream aud sigh
For the days Sune BY.
Swinging IN the grapestne Svms
Out DER the wafer lilies eonnie and hr1gAA
Back 70 tae noss grown tree<;
Isho1te.i and Laughed with . heart - igne
As q .iA rose tossed by the breeeeL
The nso-csiny bind joinet In my RECKLESS eie~
Itonge.i for angels wing;
luas Just a. near heaven - wanted TO ~
Swinging in the grapevine swinx
Sainging u the grapevine swing,
Laughing where the vid birds sing;
oa>Eo be boy,
With heart full OF Joy.
Swinging In the grapevine swing
Fin weary at mora I'm weary At nignt
I'm frettesi and sore Of heart;
And care Is sowing my locks with white
AsI werd through the fevered mart
4. FIN tired Of the world. with It's pride and ponaR
And fame seems . worthless thing;
I'd barter il all for one day ronp.
And swing in the grapevine swing.
Swinging in the grapevine swing,
Laughing where the Wild birds sing;
would We're away,
From the world to-day.
Swinging la the grapevine sSing
New Ori.aas Times Democrat
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Berlin has 1853 common schools. With
s.cil class ronos snd RI. 90 echolan
Apthe Paris exposition a watch ~ss
shown only a quarter Of an inch in d.
ameter. ss& M "a
From $50 to 900 bcttje ncsrd whales
were driven ssi,crs below Barns.ankef-
meas, Scotland, recently.
The average cost OF . full, equipped
utebo4i. with transporting carriage. life
bette. ETC. III EneiaIa. - $3.50
Forty thousand communications are
daily ras de hv Telephone IN London over
the wires OF the Sat:rsal Telephone com
panJ.
Brilasny's Looking Backward" has
Just appeared in German on the conti-
nen, under the title 80 Allies Versraatiicht"
Everything Nationaiiz@dl-
According to 3 recent paper read be-
fc-e the French Academy of Science the
re1nperatnre at the Top Of the Eirfel
tower is frequently much higher than At
the ground. though the contrary, a. q
rule, is to he expected.
Tuileries is derived from the word
tuiie, tile, because tiles were made on
the spot where the palace now stands.
Catharine de Medici began the building
in 1854, and Louis XIV completed it in
1854 The grounds and gardens were
laid out by Lenotr-. celebrated gar
dener
Tontines. loans given for life annui-
ties. were invented by Laurence Tonti, =
Neapolitan. They were first set on foot
at Paris to reconcile The people TO Car
dinal Mazarin's government, by anus
ing them with the hope Of becoming
suddenly rich Tonii died in the Bastile
after seven wears Imprisonment.
The hangman in New South Wales is
looked upon with sueh horror that he
recently found hime--h completely boy
cotted OH reaching Wagga-Wagga to
perform an execution. The cabmen re-
fused unanimously 10 drive him from
the railway station: the porters also de-
chned to carry his luggage. and the un-
lucky executioner was Obliged TO trudge
off on foot struggling With his various
traps.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1890-02-18

The following iss complete program OF
an entertainment to be given in honor OF
Wsshinston's birthday, by Central stree
Grammar School in its room, FRIDAY eve
ming, Feb. 81, at 745: March, School
Recitation. The Flower of Liberty, Pear
Moore; Music, Hail Columbia, School
Apecdo,e of Washington. - Boys; Music
Battle Hymn of the Republic, School
Exercise. washin ston our Model, 10 Girls
Recitation, Elizabeth JsQe. May Moore
Solo, Chamouni. Daisy Glidden: Exercise
Liserty's Call. School; Music, American
Flag, School; Recitation. A Legend of thu
Northlsnd. Daisy Collins; Essay. History
of Our Flag. Carrie Martin; Duet, Parent
Lard, Daisy Glidisn, Florence Lancaster
Flag Drill, ls Boys; Recitation, The Flag
in the School Room. Miily Wsdsworth
Written for Central Street Grammar
School by Mrs. Laura f. Richards }
Music, National Hymn. School.
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Dieo.

CUMBERLAND.
Al Long Is'and Feb. 8, weaithy s., wife OF
Jas. H. Burgess, sged n years, 10 months.
In New Gloucester, Feb. .. Mrs. Elizabeth
Chase, aged 81 years.
In Bucksport. Feb. :, VI. Joshua Ha.ch Hill.
aged ~ years. months and a6 days
10 East buckeport, Feb. l, Mrs Elmtra g. Lowell
aged - years and / month.
In Brooklyn, Feb. =. Capt. Roscoe H. Cain, aeed
So years.
IN fremont. Feb y Ar. jobs n Biliinss, aged
about 20 years
In wiuslow. Feb. L., Mrs. Hattie T. simpson.
aged 3. year, and months. 80
In watervtle, Jan. 81 vina d. arboru, ased u
years; Feb. !. Mrs George Penney. aged - years.
Drowned In the kenuebec river wstervtl 9.
heb. ?. Charles Le-sss, Sgd a5aat - years.
20 years
In Augusta. Feb. =, Willis. Burgess. aged 50
year,.
In Camden, seb. l. Georss Z. Robinson. as.l
n years and noafhs.
IN Cushiag. Feb. :, Daniel Pottle, aged n years.
In HOPE, Feb :, Henry n. Cole, a9ed 81 ve<fs.
In Appleton. Feb. .. viram r. Keene. aged q
year,
In ReekaA.d, Feb. Z. san.el Pillsbsry. AIRED "
ysan; Feb .. Charles D. GsttieAn. Ass2 n years.
In walAsbors. Feb. Z, Reahnn Wsnuhenh>cA.
ased ~ ysafs; Feb. Il. sanssi OTIS waits, aeez
II Jessrsoa. Feb. ., Ma kisas Robinson, ss,a
= years.
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The well known experiment OF max
ing sounds by holding tube over jet
Of buring gas CASUALLY hvdrogenl is often
omitted in chemistry classes because no
suitable tubing is at hand. A fact not
noted in any text book have seen. and
unknown to all teac hers that have con
suited, has been brought to light in my
classes, viz. IA bottle will serve in place
Of tube. A philosophers candle"
properly burning viii yield a fine sound
II capped by wide mouthed bottle. as a
Quinine bottle or a large test tube. OF
course, this is according to the principles
OF acoustics, but it seems strange that no
text book gives it. lshould like to know
u this fact is known to any one else. -
7. Berry Smith IN Science
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IN amoSi na' iase''yry o. ne siasys 70 &c:
di ease and diabetes will wreck the soodiy barb
Of heath II it il slio ssd to dri.; radderiess upos
their The bladder too, II inactive, and judieio u
ward the port Of SAT ~, viii be vheimed by the
. riesssnd Of diease In seleetiss . diDrstIe. lei
our choice fall upon Hoststter's sfosaaeh Bit-
'ers, which stimulates the renal osRass without
II ristieg aud excl ing them. two efeets 70 be sp-
preiser aed from the unmedicsH sfirnsh largely
resorted to. These have tendency 70 react pre-
judiciaiiy. The Bisters invigorste Tia kidieys
and bladder, in common With the perves and tie
dietsffve organs and sasrd lasting aid. Il aiAe
affords dual assistance tntprsventinG and cpnna
Intermittent and remittsnt fever. HiIouspsss.
constipation and rhesmaiisn II also ssbfagaAas.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1890-02-18
SOME THINGS WOH1n ovuwrr.

Great improvement will be found in
tea and coffee If they are kept in glass
fruit jars instead of tin boxes
teaspoonfui of borax added to cold
starch will make clothes sitter than any,
thing else ever tried. though it adds no
polish.
Equal parts of ammonia and turpen-
tine will take paint out OF clothing, even
if it IL. hard and dry. Saturate the spot
as often as necessary. and wash out in
soapsuis.
tnniectioner sus gar is very fine
powdered sugar. called by The trade
XXX. For al canjy creams. icings,
sherbets. and sweets in general, this
sugar is preferable to either cut loaf or
graduated. and its st is about equal.
When the glass gl,les Of cl.....d.liers
have become smoked and grimy. oak
them in hot water to which i little sal
soda has been added. Then put sorie
ammonia into hot water, enter the globes
aud scrub briskly with a stiff brush.
Rinse thoroughly and wipe dry.
Put dishes, tumblers and other glass
articles into kettle, cover them entirely
with cold water, and put the kettle where
it will soon boil. When it has boiled
few minutes, set it aside covered close
When the water is cold take out the
glass. This process will harden the ar
ticles 80 that they will not be so easily
broken
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No Place for Him.
where's the nearest firer asked ,
nervous man Of a big Chestnut stree
policeman. &,
Fire? There isn't any fire that
know Of"
"Well, where's the best block t. -
people killed by the electric wiresT' r 81
whats the matter with YOUR
"Ain't there any riots handy"
"Riots? Why, are you
"No good place to see couple of ~
itors sandbaggedF'
"See here, have you escaped fFoa
some lunatic asylum
mo: just came from New Yosk
You're sure there isn't few old womel
or children run over BY trucks sohse
wheref"
Il think I'll take you in ~
you needn't mind, mister. Just di
rect me to the nearest railroad depo
and I'll get out Of the town fast enough
There are no home comforts here To-
me. "-Philadelphia Enquirer.
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CARL pRETzeL's PHILOSOPHY

1t vas exceedingly unnecessary for a
Teller to dink dot he could shtop all der
while at der banquet tables of his life.
Dhere vas much many mens. dot vas
know dot obey desert q goot lickings,
but Obey dond would allow efery Teller 70
gif it to him.
II vas a pooty good msditations dot
der goot tings which der Lord did gate
~ vas plainly e6dencs dot der efls
which he sends vas not indicted 0it NAL
bA-Chieago Nafioaal Weekly.
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BEWARE OF AND AVOID.


n psrsen who has q sorrow that be i Dc.
6osnsd ~ share with you.
n psrSon who insists upon knowing what
0Ako you look 50 troubled
h man who talks a Il he held all women
sxcspe yourself in contempt
Ths person who always tells you what
ssosbody else has been saying about you
h person who has conquered his vices.
Ut whose virtues have conquered him.
Ths person VINO continually reminds you
& tAings that it delights you to have for
gsesa-"
1es persou who gives you what you know
y D good advice, but which you are not
~ 70 follow.
n psrsoo Who inaists upon your sxprso
y yuaraR upon religion, woman s,6r.ss.
go mArrtafs faIlursr'-Nsw York Bun.