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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29
NUMBER ii.

day as a society belle on a weeks
visit to a watering place. And that isn't
all. I'll give you"
"Only a chance to work, Larry; it's all
/ ask, said johnson.
'Work2" cried Lawrence; mot if
know it. man who can't find any
thing better to do in this world than
work is defective in Imagination. I'll
give you pension Of two hundred dol
lars month for as long as you need it
I-I-old man, my feelings overcome
met
And he fell on Johnsons neck just as
Bessie had done on Mrs. Johnson's.
There was a crash over in the corner
Of the room, and the voice of Jimmy,
the reporter, was heard, saying:
~ didn't quite catch that last remark.
What was the amount Of that pension?"
They looked up and saw the enter
prising young mans head sticking
through the face OF the tall, old-fash-
toned clock. His right hand, with a
note book, presently appeared, also. He
had evidently been improving his time.
"I've got every thing down straight
up TO that point he said. "Itll be the
greatest work of my life"
''But, my young friend" said Rev.
Mr.. Knowles, in some trepidation,
what have you done with the works of
my clock?"
They're down at the bottom, Jimmy
explained; I'm standing on EN-. See?"
He kicked the machinery, and tho
clock struck twenty-seven.
II fear that you have seriously de-
ranged the delicate and costly mechan-
ism, said Mr. Knowles. Il must re-
gard your conduct as reprehensible.'
Forgive him, sir, pleaded Bessie,
land l will have the clock repaired as
good as new do not like to think that
any body should be reproved upon SO
happy a day
Il have not looked upon it hitherto
as an occasion 81 rejoicing said Mr..
Knowles; nevertheless viii grant
your request"
II suppose I've got to 90 now" said
Jimmy, climbing out Of tho clock.
"But, Mr.. Drane, i: you really have any
soul about You, drop me q postal-card
when you've fixed the date Of your we'd
ding. 1t won't be any trouble at all;
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

Does it look very bad?" he whispered
TO the tramp, as he felt seam in the
back burst
1T looks like bloody MURDER" said
the tramp, in an undertone; land
speaking of that, how do you think
those Kansas City made pantaloons Of
yours fit me?"
Tell 'em you'll give EN- a check at
the Beaver House at three o'clock this
afternoon, whispered Lawrence.
The tramp knowing that Lawrence had
lots of money fell into this plan, and
the police, knowing that they had no
authority, Immediately disappeared.
But not so Jimmy. Jimmy hung on un-
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

wIIe, ana il You nave gone and got he
away from me I'll break your back and
put you in the asylum again 10 boot"
Mr.. Drane shook of his antagonist
easily.
Don't you call me names, he cried,
''or IN have you arrested for theftr'
johnson cooled down once.
''Where's my wife2" he asked pres
emily.
Come with me, said Mr.. Drane,
''and I'll show YOU" and he forthwith
led the way TO the parsons house. Just
as they arrived at the door two men
hurried up who greeted Lawrence effu-
sively. They were relatives Of his
from Kansas City, arrived by way
train from New York, Johnson hav-
ing caught an express at the same
hour. The relatives looked at Law
renee sharply and seemed to wonder
whether he was all right or not, but he
RETAINED from explaining himself until
they had come again into the parsons
study.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

Puck Patti is in great luck she not
only gets $1,000 a night for singing. but
she does not have to pay to hear herself.
DOES young Drywhissel drink"
Drinks like sixty" Then he'll soon
look like ii, too.
MA. have an idea that some Of the
folks in this graveyard haven't gone to
heaven
you don't say, What makes you
think they havent?'
Because | read it on the tombstone"
Not
Eyes, did, though. 1t was carved
on ever 50 many, Peace to his ashes.
Now, there amt any ashes 'cept where
it's very hot, is there, map
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

married This whole complication re-
suits from an inexplcable error Of Rev.
Mr.. Knowles, who married this man
indicating johnson = TO that young
woman in the corner
Poor fellow" said Rev. Mr.. Knowles,
''he is wandering again"
Il am not wandering" said Lawrence.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29
3189

- DIDN'T CATCH THE LAST REMARK.
and for Heavens sake, don't let me get.
beaten on my own story"
What date shall we put on the card,
Bessie?" asked Lawrence.
II don't know, /" protested Bessie. hid
ing her face. Il never was good at
dates when | went to school. You'd
better fix it yourself"
"Let me soc" Lawrence said, reflect
lively; yesterday was the twentieth"
Eyes"
"And tomorrow viii be the twenty
second?"
"Of course"
"WelI, in that case, would avoid ex-
tremes and suggest the twenty-frst.
you mix me all up with your arith-
metic. said Bessie, frowuing prettily.
"Oh! dear: why, it's to-day No, | really
can't think OF such an awful hurry. You
know I've given away all my dresses,
Lawrence Bat on the twenty-frst of
next month, if sou please"
Lawrence, said Uncle Sanford,
''when / look 40 the woman You will
marry cease 10 doubt your sanity,
and n"
"And begin to doubt hers, | suppose,
Lawrence broke in. You are mistaken,
uncle. She is the only woman ! ever
met who was level-headcd enough to
recognize a truly good man under
ragged coat say this modestly. but
I'm ready TO stick to IT,"
1t may be interesting to record. in
conclusion, that the pension which
Drane had promised to the reformed
couple was always paid promptly on the
first OF every month. Within a year,
however, a series Of inheritances raised
them far above the necessity for any
such charity. Bat they kept right on
drawing it just the same and thus by
little harmless dishonesty varied the
monotony OF their otherwise exemplary
lives, wisely avoiding that excessive
virtue to which progressive good fortune
IS the only real temptation in this world.
THE END.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29
CITY GUIDE.

LANCASTER LoDeEA. F. &A.M. meet f Hr and and
third SATURDAY. in eachmsnlh a. p. n IL thSii
Hsllin the Showalter building.
e.p4xr CHAprER. ROYAL ARCH MAsoSs: Reg,
Mar coavoeafion second AID fourth Tle e y
each month at s. p. N. IN lheI nan a. -"
Sh1walterl hiding
srARofths West Encampment No; Z me .s5
tn 1T and 81 Mondays in each month"; al ~
D. n in obi Fellows Hall.
g1ss1ssIpr1 VALLEY LoDeEl.o OF. Meet, Meets
ryWednesday at 7';0p. m. ID odo reii0~s
al Maple street
tampofI. o. F. meets lst and Sd Monday MONDAY
in each month. at 1880 r.. m. II Ouu Feiio"s
Han, Maple street. 7:sO
Hoffnung Lodge. meets every Friday at
m. in odd Fellows Hall. Maple street.
R,r,,rv ronarA.O. wv. Meet first and
bird Mondays of each month IN Baxter
Block, al 30 p. m
SYLVAN CAMP. NJ. w. OF A. Meets lst and 80
Fridavs Of each month in Baxter's Block at
7:S0, p m,
TOW Cox Posi-. No. 1872, G. A. r. Meets every
second and fourth Saturday nights OF each month
in Bakers Block.
CRY LIBRARY. Court House. Open Wednes-
lay afternoon and SaturdaYafternoon ana even
ing.
Rrrr's OPERA HOUSE. Corner Madison and
Cherry streets.
CRY Council Meets lst Tuesday in each
Month in the City Clerks ONCE over sta'e
Bank.
HUNAE soc1E TY. Meets 1st and Sd Tues
DAYS in each month IN DR.. j. Reeds once al
7s3J y. m.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

LAScAsrERL oDeEA. F. & a. N. meet Hrsl ,, ana
third Saturdayin eacn menIn a. p L. -
F8iIin the Showalter building.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29
ROCKVILLE

Auotioueer-J. A. DRUgN Licensed Auction
eer. viii conduct sales in any part Of the coun-
~. Terms reasonable. Address. J A. Druen
35-lyt Rockville Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

c.ruor,c CH1,RcH. Corne u efferson and Cher
nv streets Rev Niehaut, pastor. Services
every sunday at 1O:3O a. m and every morning
during the week at 6 a. m.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

GERMAN PRESBYTERIAN HURcH. Rev. u
Rincold Pastor. Services e cry other Sunuay
Sabbath School every Sabbath at II a: m. ooeia
Meeting Thursday evenings At 73O CLOCK,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

GERMAN EVANGELICAL CHlmcH. Madison -
sunday School A. M Serv ces lO.5oA Am olhs
~ school 2 p. ".
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

BAPTIST CHURCH Madisol Street; Rev. .
Mcintosh. pastor Services every sunday a
S1ndsv ar II as am Prayec meeting Wednes
day evening at Z 80 O'Clock.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

EPISCOPAL CHURCH. Corr er Jefferson and
Walnut street. Rev. S. D. Pulford, rector;
Services every Sunday at L30 a, M ana ,'9V
D. m. Sabbath school every ''unday al : p H.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29
Church Directory.

CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH. Corner Madison
and Cherry streets. 5 ). 9 ,inneli, pastor. ser
sabool a. i'm. Prayer meeting Wednesday at
1908 m.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

METHODIST Episcopal CRuRcH. Corher Mon
roe and Cherry streets. Rev Marcellns, pastol
earvices 10 80 q. m. and 80 p. m. Sunday SAP
ham school at 915 a. m. Prayer meeting ihurs
aav III Z 30 D. m.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

e,p.xr CHApTER. ROYAL ARCH MAsoSs. Reg
nav cogvoeafion second aud fourth Tuesaay Of
an HgntSatS. ,. N. in their Han ~ the
Sho,yalterl hiding.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29
PLATTEVILLE

AttOrneys-A. w. & w. E. BELL, At
}ornevs at Law. atteville, Wis. Also General
collecting Agents ONCE in Washburn Bros
Block, Main Street.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

Agent-R. BUGGINs, Mt. Ida, Grant Co.,
wis, Notary Public and Conveyancer. Collec.
lions a speciality.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

Attorney Murphy & Gardner Att'ys at
Law ana General Collection Agent, Platteville,
Wis. Speaks Germ an and English. 9y1
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

HOtel-PARK House, A. w Moore, Pro-
prieter Platteville, Wis. The house has been
ately reftted and lefurnished throughout and
no pains will be spar ed to accommodate guests.
Good stabling attached.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

srARofths West Eneampment No; X meet .55
h. 1T and 81 Mondays IN each HloA'H' =
D. u. in ODD Fellows Hall.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

,r1ss1ssIprI VALLEY LoDeEl.o OF. Meets Meets
y,ryWednesday at 7';0p. m ID ooo feii0"
al Mamie street.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29
BOSCOBEL.

AttOrRey-JoHN d. WILSON, Boscobel.
Wis. Attorney and Counselor at Law Will
practice in all Wisconsin Courts and in the
United States Court, makes Co-ections and
transacts business promptly. Off over Ruka
Bros hardware store.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

AttOrney-REkMAN BUCHNER, Lancas-
ter. Wisconsin. Attorney and Counselor at Law
Practices in all state Courts. Special atIentlon
10 business before tue Probate Court. Office IN
Showalter Block.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

AttOrneys-ORr AND LOWRY Attorneys
1t Law-office over Thomas and Basfords store,
east side of Cont douse square.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

ATTORNEYS BUSHNELL AND WATKINS,
ATTORNEYS and Counselors at Law, Gen.
eral Collection arc Land Agents. Praetlce In ali
the State and United States Courts. Office in
Lancaster, Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

camp ofI o. o. F. meets ist and 5d eohIISy
in each month, at .:3Op. m. in odd FeAo"s
lie u Maple street. 40
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

TON Cox Posi-. No. 1872, G. A.. r. Meets every
second and fourth Saturday nights OF each month
in BAKERS BLOCK.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29

CRY LIBRARY. Court House. Open Wednes-
" afternoon and Saturday afternoon and even
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-05-29
LANCASTER.

noctor-F. f. STRONG, Lancaster, Wis
consin. Physician and Surgeon. ONCE over
Benefits Drug store. Hours ll'-5 ana 80 p III
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11

The figure Q indicates that the bird was
killed with the second Darrell.
The medal is retained by Swindell, who
won it at the previous contest. He and
Shortly tied, butsthe former used his sec
ond barrel only twice. and Shortly
knocked out six Of his flyers with the
second barrel
The second event was at fifteen blue
rocks for classes A and b, two medals in
each class; goldmedal for the best score
and a silver medal for the second best
total.
In class A the gold medal was won by
Booth who cracked 10 targets. Booth
and Shortly tied at 9 each and the latter
won. The other scores were, Difiay, 8;
Swindell, z; Ring. 6.
In class B, j.. H, Ficken won the gold
medal by breaking IL; Strope secured the
second medal by breaking s. The other
scores were III. Buthfer, Z; Schmultz, 6;
Eisenhart, 5; Carney. 2; DIR. Sutton, l.
The next event was a handicap sweep
stakes at4 live birds. Shortly was hand
icapped. He shot from the 80 yards
mark and allowed Swinden3 yards and
the others Z yards. Shortly and Schmutz
tied. each killed 4. sSwindeH and Kelley
zach killed 8 aud missed /, and Flicker
and Diffley each killed 2.
In the second sweepstakes at four birds
Shortly killed ali, Kelly, SMindell and
Schmultz killed B each, and Ficken, 1.
In the third sweepstakes Shortly and
Schnultz tied without a miss, Kelly and
Swinden killed 8 each, and Ficken, /.
In the fourth sweepstakes and final
shoot of the day Shortly aud Schmultz
tied at 3. FIcken and Kelly tied Mt 2, and
pwintieii mad / credit. Htaa tics mere
divided in the sweepstakes.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11
chnmnionsl,in Rncor.I.
Today,s Card.

Atlantic Association-New Haven at
Oakland Park, Newark at Wilmington,
Worcester at Hartford, Baltimore at
Washington.
National League-Boston at Brooklyn,
New York at Philadelphia, Pittsburg at
Players League Boston ut Brooklyn,
New York at Philadelphia, Cleveland at
Buffalo, Chicago at Pittsburg.
American Association -Syracuse at
Rochester, Columbus at Louisville.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11

Lewis H, Timmans, an employe Of the
Baxter Wrecking Company. was a pris-
oner in Justice Stilsing's court this morn
ing, charged by Poor Master Hewitt with
abandoning his wife. When arraigned
Tlmmans Said he was perfectly willing
to provide for his wife and -four children.
He WAS. remanded till tomorrow.
The wife alleges that her husband,
since some time in April. has been living
with another woman. Timmans said he
never could get along with his wife, but
always tried to provide for her.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11
PELTED PIGEONS AND RAcKED TARGETS

The EureIsa Gun Club Had Its Prize
Shooting at Marion.
The Eureka Gun Club had fine sport
yesterday at the grounds of the Jersey
City Heights Gun Club at Marion. It
was the.club contest tor prizes.
The first event was at seven live birds,
five traps, unknown angles. for the
champions gold medal, both barrels al
lowed.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11
Those Excise Arrests.

Peter McCrea, OF No. 100 Montgomery
street, and Patrick McArdle, OF Exchange
Place, whose bartenders waived examine
when. Arraigned for violation OF the Sun.
day liquor law, were arraigued this morn
ing on charges Of keeping disorderly
houses. The complainant was Chance
man Hennessy. who made the arrests
Sunday. Both were bailed Tor trial.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11

New York. i. Brooklyn. 6; Boston, 4
Cincinnati 2; Pittsburgh, 2 Chicago,
Is; Cleveland, 4
Players I.eague - PHILADELPHIA, IS;
Now York, 2 Bropklgn, ); Boston, 2.
Buffalo. s; Cleveland, l. Pittsburgh, TO;
Chicago, 4.
American observation-disclosures 6;
Athletic, 2. Louisville, 0; Columbus l.
st. Louis, 8; Toledo. s.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11

The Stocktons now lay claim to the
championship of the State, and are ready
todefena their claim against all comers
IN the amateur arena. Manager Brown is
going to Camden to a games with
the crack club of that city. The
Stocktons have the following contracts
to fulfill. Next Saturday they will visit
Newark and meet the formidable team of
the Star Athletic Club; on June 81 they
play at sEasterniP Park, Brooklyn, against
The Brighton Athletic Clubs nine; on
Sunday, June %, they will go to Rock
land Lake and meet the Rockland Lake
Club;ao on June 20 they play at Shohola
Glen against the Port Jervis team;
on July 4 they have two engagements.
The fist with the Liadens at Oakland
Park and the seconds at Corona; On July
10 they will battle against the ball team
Of the Actors Amateur Athletic Associa-
tiepsof America, and on Labor Day they
will wrestle with the Cuban Giants at
Oakland Park.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11

The Wayne Gibbs colors will be worn
at the games Of the Lorillards by 4. r.
O'Brien, William Glossy, F. j. yogellus,
Frank Dolan, ID. Coffey and w. Mono
han.
Schuaibel is training, as he will take
part in the fest of the State Turner's AS
ISOLATION.
The Kensington A. @, will be the sub
ject of an essay that will be read next
Wednesday night at the meeting of the
Greepville Y. N. G. AS Literary Society.
The KensingtQns have been invited to at
tend.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11
.PAEONIA YACHT CLUB MEETING.

There Was a Big Attendance AMI There
Will be a House Warming.
The Pavonia Yacht Club held its
monthly meeting last night at the club
house, foot of Jersey venue. It was a
jolly big meeting, and the room was
crowded with members. The club is
growing rapidly and now has 1871 on its
roll. Twelve members were added
last night, and among them
was Alderman and City Collector
P. H. tOfNeilI. The new members
ada seven boats to the feet, maxi ng the
total number of yachts In the squadron
eighty. This is a remarkable growth.
Five years ago the number of members
was not more than one-third tfatit is
now and there were only about twenty
five boats on the list.
The Building Committee reported last
night that the contractor was moving
ahead nicely with the clubhouse at the
Atlantic Highlands audit would be ready
by July 4. II was decided to have a
grand opening or house warming on that
day. The entire fleet will sail to the
Highlands and the jubilee will continue
for three days.
Chairman Cslfrey, of the Regatta Com
mittee, reported that the annual regatta
promised 60 be q grand success. The
time had not expired for receiving en-
tries, yet savenIy-seyen entries were in.
T~hesregatta will be sailed next Monday.
Some routine business was disposed Of
and the meeting closed.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11
Diamond Chips.

That was an awful fall after taking
seven straight games. The entire team
hnd an off day. Perhaps it was the effect
of that borrowed and laughabla record
given by our only competitor, of the bat
ting and fielding averages.
The New Ravens INT Jersey Citys will
play at Oakland Park Today and again to-
morrow.
Both Jersey clubs fell into the tureen
yesterday. The Newarks were shut out
BY the Wilmingtons who made nine
runs.
Now Jersey City, make it seven up
again.
President Braden, of the Athletic Asso-
citation has been absent since Monday on
baseball business. He will no return
until tomorrow. Some interesting moves
are expected.
It was not Fitz's fault that the game
was lost.
La Due is proving a puzzle to- the bat
ters.
~Steinbruck, Corbliss, Deoley and Cald-
we'll are humping the leather hard.
Fallin is doing fine work at the home
plate.
The Hartfords will be in town on Fri
iay.
Have Snap I.Ang's friends Forgotten
aiins
Burdock is missed. There is no able
lieutenant to manage the ltesm when
Sohn is away.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11
The ExeelsIors spoiled TARGETS.

The Excelsior Rifle Club had the regu-
lar competitive club shoot for medals at
Hapsen's range last night. Excellent
scores were made. The hest totals were
as follows;--L. p. Hansen, 1876; William
Weber, 235; g. Boag, 1888; =. Speicher. 1913;
w. o, HepAessy, 30; Thomas Hughes. 221;
w. p. Charming. 2i9; g. L. Pinney, 2l7.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11
.Nptes..

The Essex Gun Club will have a big
shoot a Marion on Thursday OF NEXT
week. -Four hundred birds have been
secured for this meeting.
The regatta of the New Jersey Yacht
Clubrtomorrow.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-06-11

The championship games played yester-
lay resulted as follows
Atlantic Association-New Haven, G;
Jersey City, 2 Wilmington $; Newark. 0.
Baltimore. 8; Washington. a. Hartford, s;
Worcester, 8.
National League - PHILADELPHIA. 6:
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1890-08-07

WHOLE number of bushels of wheat
963, of which the town of Newton had the
most 1901 and Manitowoc least l $50.
Corn 1861, of which Schleswig had most,
1900, Manitowoc least and Mishicott,
Two Creeks and Two Rivers none. Oats
717,S64 of which Kossuth had most, 49,
$50 and Cato least, $3.50. Barley, 236, 175
of which Schleswig had most, $1,000 and
Two Rivers least, 3,203. Rye 1S2,415 of
which Kossuth had most 20,926 and Two
Greeks least, 1853. Potatoes, 1888 of
which Schleswig mad most $4,000 and
Two Greeks least 1901 Root Crops, 49,
S91 of which Schleswig had most 5000,
Liberty least 40 and towns of Coopers-
town, Franklin and Rocklaud none.
Apples, 25,447 of which Schleswig had
most, 1880, and Two Rivers least, 10.
Clover Seed, 3,0SS, of which Eaton had
725, and Michicott 10, and towns of Cato,
Franklin, Manitowoc Newton Two Creeks
and Two Rivers none. Number of pounds
OF Flax 70O4 of which Two Rivers had
1880 and Eaton &c, and in all only
towns reported as having raised Flax.
Tobacco. Man. Rapids 400 lbs and Mishi-
colt 80 all other towns none. Hay 3d.
093 of which Man. Rapids 5000 tons and
Rcckland least, 1860. Butter 1868 lbs
Schleswig most and Franklin least.
Cheese 3,8i7, 400 lbs of which Meeme had
most, G44,G24 and Cooperstown least,
| 1865.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1890-08-07

THE Pilot doesn't give cent for Ben
nett law, free trade or base ball this week.
1t hasn't the faintest interest In anything
but boils, and not boils in general either
but such as perch themselves on ones
nose and hold the fort with a grim deter
mination worthy of better cause
Webster's definition of a boil gives but
poor idea OF its real nature. A boil is a
jealons institution; it will brook no di-
vided attention; it demands the whole
hog and always gets it.
Then the world is hard-hearted and I'M
sympathetic toward theperson who owns
boil. This is unjust as the man with a
/ boil is not inclined to force his society on
/ any one. He has no positive opinions on
isms. He is meek and lowly and wants
to be let alone, oh, SO earnestly that the
very pathos of it should win him love
through pity.
Boils are-well they are damnable. The
man who invented boils deserves ever
lasting punishment and he is getting it
sure, if justice be melted out after death
The boil on the nose is more satanic il
his ualignity than any of his cousins
Urea book agent won't waste time OF
You If your nose harbors boil. H,
jumps at the conclusion that your tim
is occupied in other pursuits than read
ing, You reach per SaHana the dlstinc
ton Of being fearful example and yol
have not the spirit, If you ever had tn
courage, to kick dog. The boil defe
all the inventions OF science and ha
, ruled the world ever since the time c
Job. Poor, honest, old Job, how forum
ate for you that you are now In Ian
where it is reasonable TO infer there is
!. prohibitory tariff on boils.