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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-02-28
MONEY ,s w.Ar

MONEY % WHAT TALKS.
Merino suits for men at 7sc.
Mems all wool gray undershirts
at CSC.
Mems o. N. S. shirts Qaun-
dried) SO.
NOW % THE TIME TO BUY.
Needles (Sharp's) &c a paper.
q.
o Come and get our Prices.
Over shirts, from 23c to SI.Io.
Pride ourselves on low prices
Purtes from &C to 1sc.
Pins from &c to SC paper.
Pipes from &c to Ioc, sell every
where at Ioc to 75c.
Quit paying enormous prices.
r.
RIGHT DOWN.
R. R. caps at 47c, worth 75c.
s.
Sure to be pleased with our
goods
Socks frem &C to 25c, regular
prices 10 to 4oc.
Soap from &c to &c a cake.
Shoe brushes from &c to 15c.
r.
Try VI for cheap goods.
Towels from SC to 17sc.
Thimble at &C.
Undoubtedly the chespeot
House In Town.
Underwear at about one-half
what others ask.
v.
VANISH HIGH PRICES.
We come to stay and respect
fully ask a share of your pat
ronage.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-02-28
Humboldt

Mrs. 4. A Jones died Saturday morning
and WAS buried Sunday from the Presbyterian
church. She had been sick over four months.
There have been i've deaths In the city this
year, all OF them adults.
The grippe has about all disappeared, but
hiss LEFT oil Of rs In o bad DIX. None that We
have talked to say they can gain any strength.
All of the business houses on the north side
Of West Bridge Street have put gas burners In
their stoves. They need them, too. We begin
to think Winter 10 here.
Quite . lot Of Iola's citizens were down Tues.
day. Didn't they catch 1t when they drove
homef
One OF our undertakers had to send to lola
for hesrse last Sunday.
D. p Dunnins has pair OF Texas COW horns
In his meat market that measure over six feet
from tip to tip. 1t put US in mind Of thirty
yesrs ago, when every steer that came from
Texas could be sailed down In his horns when
killed.
The Young Ladies' Band played for the Ruby
Lafayette Theater Co. week ago last Monday
That Is the last we have heard Of them. They
may be running q stiil-hunt "
Talk of Iols's vote on the "cow questioni''
We can 20 one better here, for We have blue
grass pasture for our cows TO run in.
Our street commissioner has put in q stone
cuivert north OF town and stopped the danger
there.
30, the beautiful snow and the ground
hog did see his shadow.
Trade has been dull this week.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-02-28
Salem,


That was manly aud straightforward letter
Of Mr.. funston's In reference TO his vote on
the Silcott defalcation, and makes us glad
clear down to our boots. Now IL ID time for
the Democrats who thought they had sure
thing on him. to look around for something
else to down him with. 'Rsh for E. H.
An entertainment will be given at the school
house next Monday evening, March 8, to raise
money TO apply on the minister's salary. Sup
per will be served and good time 10 assured.
Come everybody.
We did not say that Mr.. Crawford Was going
through the county selling trees, but thst he
had trees In different places, and that those
who wanted could depend on their being what
they are represented to be.
Mr. Gordon has moved into one OF g.
Robbins houses and will work land for him.
Mr. Darrackman is losing some OF his cattle.
They get weak in their hind parts. cannot get
up and finally die.
Warren Pine and others have been losing
hogs BY the cholera
Hogs have not been doing well In this par. OF
the county for two or three months. So sever.
81 have reported to Us.
Logan Fronk has gone to Ellsworth county
to work.
That is . mighty fine horse Ed. Wilson has
st LaHsrpe.
Miss Bertha Keller is sick with the grippe
and mumps.
J. o. Hottenstein sowed his oats last week.
A. b. johnson has been sowing red top.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-02-28
SUNDAY sHRVIcIs.

Announcement for LaHarpe charge
Sunday March End. Prof. w. a.
Quayle, of Baker University will
preach In the church at LaHarpe, at
IL q. m. In Salem school house at d.
10. and at Star Valley school house al
7:30 p. m. All are invited. Let each
one avail himself of this opportunity
to hear Prof. Quayle. J. w. PIXIE,
pastor.
REFORMED CHURCH.
Sunday School at 10 q. m. Services
ii a. m. and r. m.
J. r. SKINNER, Pastor.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-02-28
REFORMED CHURCH.
BAPTIST CHURCH,

J. r. SKINNER, Pastor,
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
Old Abe,s Readiness.
ITsras Sininns.l


We once heard the following story Of "Oid
Abe" told by = neighbor Of his in Springfield,
ILL.,, where the martyr President used TO practice
law.
1t was in the early days Of Lncoln's law
practice, before he was known outside of small
circle at his home. He was engaged 10 defend
a man in a charge Of assault aud battery The
case was an aggravated one, one farmer having
pitched into another without much proyoeation
and given him a severe beating The case was
clearly proven by the testimony OF ncighbors
who witnessed the assault and there seemed to
be little chance for the defendant to escape
Where did you say this fight occurred 2 I"
asked Lincoln Of the last witness.
In BascOm's meadow"
What was the size of the LOTT"
"'lout 10 acres l should say"
"Well," said Old Abe. with droll twinkle
in his eye, do you think it was much of a
fight for 4 40-acre lotP"
The laugh which this unexpected query
brought from the jury acquitted the defendant.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27

II is a duty you oce 10 your comrades 10 get al
least one Heg Subscriber for TIE NATIONAL
TRIBUNE.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
A SIciIian Legend.

There is legend in Sicily, told by mothers
TO their children, that on All SOnls' Day the
dead issue at night from their graves, and 90
20 rob sweetmeats and playthings Of all kinds
TO make presents to all good children. The
dead leave the Convent Of the Cappucini and
walk in procession two by two-1rst, those
who have died of a natural death, then those
who have died by capital punishment, and.
lastly, those who died suddenly by accident.
They are wrapped in white sheets, ard carry a
crater under one arm and resin torch in one
hand, and rs they 20 they recite litanies. The
CRATER serves TO scratch the feet OF the children
who lie awake 10 watch what presents they
bring and where they hide them. Very often
the dead play practical jokes leaving in the
open corners of the house pans Of charcoal,
onions or bits OF iron instead Of playthings
They then carefully hide sweetmeats and toys
in the most distant and dark parts of the
house. and the next day the children cry be-
cause they cannot find the things and are angry
at the tricks played.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
Moltke Took the Best Cigar.
L

At a moment when the battle Of Sadoga was
as yet undecided. and when. indeed, the Prus-
SLAMS appeared 10 be losing ground. Bismarck
was wandering over the battlefield like a soul
in agony. Certain historians have gone so far
ss to say that he kept loaded pistol in his
holster for the express purpose Of blowing out
his brains if the Austrians had won the day.
Presently he fell ia with Won Moltke, who was
quietly look ing on at the fight. Being anxious
10 arrive at an idea Of the exact state of affairs
lac pulled out his cigar case, in which only two
I.ondros were lcit-One Of them extra good
and the other of very inferior quality. He
handed the case to Won holthe who, after ex-
amining the cigars for a long time. silently
helped himself 10 the best, That was enough
for the Chancellor, and he remarked to some
one near at hand:
when saw Won Moltlks use such deIibora.
tion in choosing his cigar, and. above all, when
lac chose the best, knew that was a sign that
things were going we'll with U.s."
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
VIcioria's simple Habits.
ILadTI Isotorial.I


Nothing could exceed the regularity of life
in Balmoral Castle. The Queen rises at her
usual early hour and devotes the morning 10
business Then comes luncheon. a simple, un-
prctenti0us meal shared with tho members OF
her family, and after luncheon a drive, with
tea at 5. either in some cottage or, maybe in
her Majestys carriage, then home TO dinner.
which is az half-past0, and is served in the
private library. unless tho party consists OF
more than six, in which case It is served in the
dining-TOom.
After dinner the Queen, who usually wears a
low-necEod dress. with a thin gold chain and
pendant of diamonds and emeralds cOnVerses a
little with her family aud guests in the draw
ing-room, leaving them. as a rule, soon after IL
and retiring to her private apartments, where
her Majesty reads and writes often until l in
the morning.
One day is almost the counterpart of another,
and what with the society Of her children aud
grandchildren, lORg carriage drives. little Jour
news round tho BalmOral policies in her don
key ehase. music, tableaux. and the daily busi-
ness Of State. the Queens life glidcs placidly
along from day 10 day-useful beautiful,
benevolent. refined. model home for a nation
Of home lovers.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
Identified Herself.

There is a pompous cashier in n certain San
Francisco bank who lost all his pride the other
day.
"You must be identified" he said TO a tall
hooked-nOscd wOI1an in green. red and blue
who brought in check at time his window
was crowded.
well, ,I-I-why-I-no. 10 can't be. Yes, il
lie too. Amt you Henry SmythP'
That's my name madam, be replied coldly.
AN you don't know me- Hon? I'm changed
some au' 20 air yOa but jist kuowed I'd seen
ye. You've got that same old east in your lcft
eye, your nose crooks Il little to the let an
you're n Smyth all over. An you don't kGow
me! Don't know Salindy Spratt that you uster
coax 10 become Salindy Smyth. Member how
ye uster hsui me to school on your sled an
kiss me in the lane an call me your little true
love? Member how ye cut up cause / give re
the mitien? Land, Hen, / could stand here all
Day talkin' over them old times! You can
Identify me now, can't you, Hen?'
Hen" did so, but in q mood that almost pro-
dGced apoplexy.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
SHERIDAN'S WIT.
lie Organized Walking Match Between Tur

anu Neeses
When Sheridan was hard up for cash he used
70 make his wits earn the means for subsist-
oncc; and he could accomplish this in no
better way than by laying wasers with the
Prince regent. A discussion once arose, says
Spare MDgcEts, aS 10 the respective walking
capabilities Of turkeys and geese; and the wit
expressed himself very iHcredulous Of the as
s,rtion that turkeys would walk twice rs far IS
geese in n given space Of time. He affected 10
believe that geese could be driven as fast en- the
road as turkeys. and the thing appeared so very
absurd that the Prince instantly laid him a
heavy wager that such was not the case.
Sheridan. however, knowing the eariy-tO-
bed habit OF turkeys. took care TO arrange for
a long distance 20 &c trayerscd. and to TX the
period Of trial late in the afternoon. The con-
sequence was that evening set in before the
rival lOoks had anything like arrived at their
destination, and, although the turkeys out
stripped the geese at first, as the shades OF
night fell they refused 20 be driven forward,
and got to flying up onto the branches Of the
trees at the roadside. The geese, however,
were driven speedily forward to the goal, and
the Prince as usual, lost his wager.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
VI


Jealousy, the fear Of rivalry, or perhaps a
moral incentive 10 project The giIl Perry from
worldly-minded strangers, caused Archy
Beatty 10 come 10 a swift decision that night
after be passed Brian OConnOr coming
through the woods.
The Object 0l this decision he encountered
before he reached the old house upon the
slope Perry was sitting down by the broken
gate, and she started upsuddenly and called
Archyf I'm 70 glad you are here
was afraid TO 20 20 bed tll you camen
Afraid OF daddy. childgp
90, Yes His eager bold, insinuaiing
stare scares me when you are gone. and am
here with him alone. lie has put his hands
on my neck two or three times yer lately
and called me his darlin'"
fes, he il bad old man, aud The time
has arrived for me 10 separate you from him.
Perry. lie is subject 10 two devils that
ought, together 10 have destroyed him long
agO-rcyenge and drink. lie might come
home drunk some time and be a villain.
suppose he will never die, and IL is a sin for
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
Starting i'm Bu siness.
IChicnlo Hcrald.l


He had his blacking-box thrown over his
shoulder. His fqce and hands were several
shades darker than rightfulIy belongs 10 the
little Arabs. She was walking briskly along
the street intent upon anything but street
gamus. All at once the little necessary evil
forsook his companions rushed up to her and
said:
Say, will you give me a penny"
He was so earnest and honest, the lady much
amused and with pretended sstonishment
said:
Why what fOr?"
Blacky drew his coatsleeve across his face
and replied:
Well, yer see, was playin' craps an I lost
dc last cent, an mus get started again"
started in gambling again?"
"Naw, in de paper selliu'."
GLOW are you going to do it with one
pCnny?"
With look of disgust at her ignorance, he
said:
Jes' buy two papers wid one cent and sell
EN-, den buy four wid the ccnlsand yer start
ed. See2"
She saw and started him in business.
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
A Wel,h Verdict.

The historical verdict, "Not guilty, but don't
do it again" was improved upon recently by a
jury at Carmarthen Quarter Sessions Having
10 try charge OF embezzlement, where the de-
Tense was that the prisoner had spent the
money in question not OH himself but in push
ing his employers trade, these - good Welsh
Iaen and true came TO the following conclusion
I'VE find him guilty Of receiving these sums
Of money. and arc of opinion that he did not
appropriate the money to his own use, but en-
ployed It in the interests of the firm by pushing
the business, and we strongly recommend him
to mercy"
II other words, "NOt guilty, al strongly
recommended to mercy"
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
AInrnr Himsnlf nncn-

The car was filed with cxcursiOnists return
ing from the exposition. Every seat contained
a pair of Buckeye lovers. The last bear died
IN Ohio some time ago, but the art Of hngging
has survived. 1t was the midnight express,
and the air was right chilly bat not n soul no
ticed that except poor little married man,
who sat alone in the hall by the unlighfed stove.
lie looked down the car and noticed that ap-
pArently all the young men were oHe.aTmcd /;
at least but one arm Of each male WAS visible.
The light IN the car was very low, however,
and that may account for the phenomenon.
Lovers like twilight; if Adam and Eve did
not sing In tine CLEANING" it was because
thoy knew a fresLer song. And ii was tWi-
light in that car for all three double lamps
were turned down very low, and before the
train was out of the Allegheny yards the flame
in one Of them had sputteTed h4Ted a moment,
and expired. OF course, every girl in the car
WIS alarmed when the gloom dcepened. Every
girl got little closer to her protector, and a
few minutes later, when the second lamp began
10 show signs Of cOlapss-the flame leapipg up
frantiCally as # afraid TO die-about dozen
pianis5iIno screams came from as many feminine
throa,s.
The conductor opened the door a few minutes
later and the draught finished lamp number
two. This left one lamp alight at the rear end
OF the car. How auziOusly it was observed !,
Would it 20 out2 Ii looked consumptiye. but
there was no draft to expedite its decea5e.
At last the train whistIed for its first stop and
the Gttle married man came out Of his corner
by thc stove to a!ipht. lie had been a bachelor
once, and he remembered it as he laid his hand
on the doOr-kHOb. The train had not stopped,
but he opened tho door, and Immediately a
gust Of wind murdered the last lamp. As be
stood in the doorway inhaliug eindeTs aud
river fog he had the satisfaction Of hearing a
sweet, low voice murmur behind him: "Oh,
George. | WAS so afraid /"
"Of what, my daTling?"
'That that lamp would never go outl'
The National tribune. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1877-1917, 1890-11-27
(ssIAt,ARgh

j. a constitutional and not a local disease, and
therefore a eannUi be cured by local applio4,-
tious. II requires "A constitutional remedy like
Hoods Sarsaparilla, which. working through the
blood eradicaics the impurity which causes and
prOtnoies The disease. aud effects "a permanent
cure Thousands Of people testify 90 the succ--.
81 Hoods StrsapAIilla a remedy for eaiarrh
when other preparations had failed. Hoods Sar-
suparilia Also builds up the whole system. and
makes y0n fee renewed ia health and strength
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-02-08
Life Is Too Short,

and time and money too precious, to be frittered
away in the trial of uncertain means of cure,
when one is afflicted with any lingering or
chronic ailment of the liver, lungs or blood.
Now. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is
such a positive remedy for all such ills, as to
warrant its manufacturers in selling it, as they
are doing, through druggists, on condition that ii
money paid for it will be promptly refunded.
There are a gre at many headquarters adver-
tised, but only the Golden Medical Discovery
of DR.. Pierce could sustain itself and be sold
under such trying conditions. To sell any ordi
nary medicine under such q guarantee, would
bankrupt its proprietors, but with the 'sGolden
Medical Discovery all that is asked for it
it is advertised to, the manufacturers will
cheerfully and promptly refund all money
paid for it. By this singularly pecu-
liar method of business, alike liberal to the pur-
chasers and exacting to the manufacturers, the
invalid can be sure of getting the value of his
money, which is not true of any other medicine.
All diseases arising from a torpid liver, or from
impure or poisoned blood, are conquered by the
Golden Medical Discovery" Especially has it
manifested its marvellous potency in curing
Saltrheum, letter, Eczema, Psoriasis, Imperti-
go, Erysipelas, and all skin and scalp diseases,
no matter of how long standing. Scrofulous
affections, sores and sweiiings, as Fever Sores,
White Swellings, Hip-joint Disease and kindred
ailments yield to its positive, purifying, strength
ening and healing properties. Lung Scrofula
Commonly known as Consumption of the Lungs
also yields to it, If it be taken in time and given
a fair trial. Contains no alcohol to inebriate,
no syrup or sugar to Torment and impair diges-
ton; as wonderful in its curative results as it is
peculiar in composition. Don't accept any sub
stitute, said to be Just as good, y that the deal
er may make a larger profit.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-02-08

Blocks 1871 and 1893, lot 4, Paramount avenue
Blocks 1911 and 1913, lots o., 10 and II. Fairmount
block 1893, lot II, Paramount avenue
Biocss 81 N i !; Is lot Il and ali Of ios is. Fair
Blocks 1871 and 1873 2s Of lot 16. Paramount avenue
Blocks is1 and 1913. lots 1, 2, land q Montgomery
BLOCKS Isl and is ! Of lot II, montgomery street
Blocks lsi and la lot IS. Montgomery street
Blocks l91 and 1S, 2S Of lot SO and l3of iotsb
Blocks iM and iss. % of lot 81 and IS Of lot 50.
BIook ls!. lott Montgomery street
Block 1873, lots 8 and 4, Montgomery street
Block ls4, lots and 9. Montgomery street
s sloek III ~. lots lot !; ) a a3a j. Monigo onsss street
Block 1874. lots IS and IA. Paramount avenue
Block 194. lot Is, Paramount avenue
Block 1874. lots IL and II. Paramount avenue
Block ~. lot 2, ~Fairmount avenue
block 30 81. lot g. Boland street
Block 1875, lot l. Montgomery street
Block 1876, west ha.e OK iot !, Bergen avenue
Blocks 2aS and23i. lot $, Bergen avenue
Blocks 22s and 23i, lots12 and IS, Falrmount ave-
Blocks 800 and 2sl. lots IA and IS. ave-
Blocks 2s and 2si. lots "a and Is, Paramount ave-
Blocks 22s and 2si, lots 26 ano q. Fairmount ave
Blocks 800 and 2s1, lot As, Paramount avenue
Blocks 229 and 23i, lot 81, Paramount avenue
Blocks 229 ana 25l. lots 81 and IS. Fairmount ave-
Blocks 22s and 2sl, lots 60 and 81, Paramount ave
nue.
Blocks 22s and 2sl. lots GO and 6s. Paramount ave-
nue. II
Blocks 22s and 2s1, lots 6s and 90. Paramount ave
Blocks 2s and 2si. lots 20 and II. FairmounS ave-
nue.
Blocks e2s and 2l, part of lot "A and all of lot IS,
avenue
Blocks 2s and 2sl. lots IS and u, Paramount ave
nue.
Blocks 229 and 2Sl. lots IS and %. Paramount ave
Blocks 22s and 2s1, lots 30 and 81, westside avenue
Blocks I'D and 231, lots 81 and So. West Side ave-
nue.
nue.
Blocks 800 and 23i, u of lot A, Duncan avenue
Blocks 29 and 23l. west II OF lot s, Duncan ave-
nue.
BLOCKS 800 and 2s1, east " Of lot 5 and N of lot 4.
Duncan avenue
blocks s29 and ssl. part. Of lot 4, Duncan avenue
Blocks ~ and 23f. lots y and 10, Duncan avenue
Blocks 29 and 23l. lots ID and IS, Duncan avenue
Blocks 229 and ISL, lots l6 ana II, Duncan avenue
Blocks 20 and 23l. lots IL. IL and ~. Duncan ave-
nue.
avenue.
And the said Court has fixed Saturday. the first
day of March, eighteen hundred and ninety, at
the Court House, in the City of JERSEY City, az ten
hearing any objections that may be made to
the charges and liens fixed and certi.
fed by the Commissioners of Adjustment, in said
report, when and where all parties Interested there
in may be heard.
DENNIS MCLAUGHLIN.
Clerk of the Circuit Court OF the County OF HUDSON.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-02-08
New d X. of 2.

Rathburn Lodge, a new organization
of the Knights of Pythias, has been
formed at the National Assembly Rooms.
No. 642 Newark avenue. At the pre-
liminary meeting held Thursday evening
these officers were elected.-P g.. 7. A.
Hanna; G. c., W. H. Mead; Y. c., d.
Campbell; Prelate, Theodore Mills; X.
of r. and c., H. H. Brinkerhoof; M. of
Elk, Philip Shield; M. of F., George 8.
Earl; M. at A., Joseph Locke; |. e., M.
Freise; o. G., M. Gabriel; trustees,
Messrs. Snyder. Mcbride and Freise.
There are sixty applicants for the charter.
Thursday evening, February 49,. the ap-
plicants will meet at the National AS
sem6ly Rooms and proceed to the hall of
Grant Lodge, No. 141 Jackson avenue,
where those not connected with the
order will be initiated. The new lodge
will be instituted Thursday evening,
February 20. and parties wishing to enter
as charter members must make appllca-
ton by that evening.