Mohave County miner., 1890-03-22
ALL SORTS.
How the Funny Men Are Gsrn'
ing Their Money.

~ HDm1u's BoIC8o
ton Of clothes, 49, - goodnes.
A purasoi, some bsndboxes, nno s"
only knows - .,,u.s ,,,,hin II
How many scores OF otne' 'h'nss
she may store, a., ,-,cs
And yet there's slwsys o's VI ''o''
~ many more.
But give . man that seIisans ofa"e' ''
inst one pair OF socks,
An sndershirt, some dirty Guns, an empty
And when 1ai ~ - pu, them in, IT'S capacity ben
nd aII 'b., !. no 20 swful full hen never gst II
shut.
professional Courtesy. Wickars-
.sls Timfnins writing poetry yetF
simmonds tsnother Poe.s
not YET. ."-Terre Hauts Express
The Australian ballot system IL TO
be tried on the Quincy postofhce prop.
lem. Next thing somebody wh "
recommending ii for the "grip.
A little girl, somewhat noted TOT
her quaint and original sayings ss,a
the other day at the breakfast tsois
that oshe had got . piece OF prcad
head-first down her cough pipe.
The British syndicate met the cam
psien liar on Q lonely road recently.
The two looked at each other . minute.
then rushed into each others arms ex-
claiming, ..My long lost brothsr!-
Lowell Mail.
sbe--sir, what do you mean by put
ting YOUR arm around my wsistf
Hc--Do you object?
Sbe-Mr. Arthur Gordon, I'll give
you lust five hours to remove your
arm.--Beac0n.
Mrs. Gossip-"what IL your hus-
band trying for the grippe, the prayer
cureW /.
Mrs. Ginger-"Tron his remarks, l
should think he was trying the swear
cure. e."-Lowel!.
Laphson-sI Just met Randall, and
he said I didn't look like myself 1t
all.'
Smiles-IfWell, old man, You ought
10 consider that very delicate compli-
mem. journal of Education.
The Russian Government will begin
the Siberian railroad In the spring.
This will be good news to the exiles OF
the future. At present the political
prisoners have to foot It, and they find
the steppes very long.-Loweii
Courier.
Asking an 1mpossibility. At the
door-..Marier this IL the fifth time
I've asked you to come and let me in"
"well, heard you. Say it again
and then sing it"
"Can't, / amt got the key. bling
bamton Republican.
Barber (running his hands through
customers hsir)-Your bead, sir, Il
quite
Customer (irritabIy)-You gave It .
shampoo yourself two days ago.
Barber Quickly recovering)-Its
quite remarkably well shaped head,
sir.-Chicago Tribune.
"Been writing any poetry lately, old
manp"
"No, not for q month or So"
"What IL the matter?"
0I read in all the newspapers that
Browning was unquestionsbly one of
the greatest poets of this century, and
/ concluded / would back OUT
Lowell Citizen.
A Gush Of Generosity--One Of our
clergymen married araw young fellow
from the country, the other day, and
after the ceremony the youth in
quired:
"well, mister, how much for the
job?"
The clergyman laughingly replied,
"Oh. it il customary to leave that to
the bridegroom"
Gentleman Ito young lady from
Richmond, on the cars)-Beg pardon,
but ] am physician. Your compan-
ion is very pale. Is she seriously af-
fected?
Young Lady-PAinfully 20, assure
you.
"An aneurism, perhapsr
ono; think his name il Arthur
es."-Richmond Recorder.
Plantation Philosophy-Dar's mighty
few promises, dat hobs good. DE
peartest boy sometimes turns out ter
be de lazie man.
De quick man amt allus the bes'
ham ter do er piece er work. DE bcs'
rain comes from de slow cloud.
Oar ain't no hope fur de born fool.
De bigger de chances yer gin him TO
show dat he hab got sense de mo- he
will prube dat he is er fool.
Eight men outen ten is sorter 'clined
ter be hippercrits, not so much case da
wants ter be, but ease da thinks dat
eberybody else 10 an dat da mus keep
up wild de times.
! doan like the man what passes me
In de road widout speakin'. De dog
dat won't neider growl nur wag his
tail amt no a'rthly er count.-Arkan-
saw Traveller.
M was coming up from the depot"
he was explaining to police officer
Yesterday, "coming up from the depo.
with my $50 overcost on my arm.
when feller runs agin me. l wasn't
to blame, but he called me chump
and slouch and hsyseed, and added
that he would lick me for q cent.
Well, you know, i didn't want any
fuss, but second Teller comes up and
says 10 me, You 60 fur him and shat