Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-03-01
WORK OF THE WITS,

sonee' Walter HOW'LL Won have
Z slr-weak or strong?" "'d ul.o -
lila m hut not week after nex,
Hurry it up. HsA''
Jennie-wcll, what do Won think =,
young Gabbewell? .Jessie-Ha's !
perfect photograph. Jennie-Awhotg
lessle-A monograph. He tails
tin. s puiie-
hndgo-"Doctor, If were TO loose
~ m'hd do you suppose | would be
aware OF it myselt?' DR.. Boless-
"lon would not. And very likely
none Of yonr acquaintance would
notice it either"
Mrs, Kindly.-"I'll tell YOU where
you can find JOB oisawing fiyecords
OF wood, poor fellow" Tramp -
Eagerly. Where num-" Mrs
k.-'Just around the corner of The
next street" Tramp. Thank NJ
mum, much obleeged, might have
run right into il II it hadn't been fur
ye." -
"Mr. M"Clintoek, . shouted his bet.
ter nall. Il want you to take your
leet Of the parlor table" Mrs Nc.
Cllntock, he said. in a fixed. deter.
mined voice, j allow only one per-
son 70 talk TO me in that w.v"
And who is thnt?" she dennLyied
You, my dear, " be- replied softly. ns
he removed the pedes.
Dominie-Hello. doctor, here's a
riddle-what is the difference between
YOU and me. professionally. You
know? Doctor-Why. you preach,
bat ] practic, Got YOU there. par.
son, ! guess? Dominic Nearly: !
preach to save EN- and You practice
10 grave 'em--n mere difference OF
salvation and damnation. Good.by,
doetor!--Bellord' Magazine.
Lucy tsobbing Papa, it's too dr.
dreadful. Jack has failed and Of
course you wo.wont let me marry
him Pnter (reaSsuringlyl N IN.
sensn, child. He pays Just fifty cents
on the dollar. Saves the other fifty
cents. Next time he'll pay only
twenty-five and gnyc seventy.iiye.
Take him and Be happy!-pittsburg
Bulletin.
4 Tennessee editor gives this nc.
com, Of the difficulties under which
he lnhurs. How is il thnt our rend.
crs expect as. out here twelve miles
from a Failroai, twenty-five miles
from a river. millions az miles from
heaven, about two miles rom the
devil and only two hundred yards
iron n Whiskey shop, to get out "A
ncwsy, lively aud interesting paper
Mr Kelly: AN how are sc this
murnin. Misthriss Flynn? Is yer
rlcumntia beithcr21 Mrs. FLYNN:
"Wcll. Wis. think il Is, / thank We
kuinjly. The new dorihor's thrale-
mint Il dom ue wurF nv good, |
behave, He advoises me to take
brandy an Queen Ann ciarnnlly. an
20 rub anarchy ON me 'ints. So I'm
duin a. and ! think it's hclpin' me
wonderfully.
Pas great attention. What does
this spell Ghourhphtheight,eau?
Well. according to the following rule
Il spclls--it spells DO yougivc u up?
II spells potato. viz. gh stand for y,
ns YOU viii find from the last letters
IN thorough. ough Tor o. ns IN dough,
phth stands for I. MS phthisis; cigh
stands Tor a. ms in neighbor; tie
stands Tor I, as In gazette. and eau
stands FOR o. us in beau Thus you
have potato. Who will give
another?
tom, word with you BE
muck then. I'm in hurry" "Whnt
did Won give your sick horse, t'other
duya' "A pint Of turpcntine, Jolln
hurried home and administered the
same dose To his lnyorite charger
,n1 the horse died within half an
hour Ills opinion uf Toms veterin-
nry ability WAS very much shaken.
III met Tom in day or two. Well
Tom. gave my horse IA pint OF cur =.
nentInc and Il Killed him. So did lt
Kin mine