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Telegram-herald., 1890-10-25

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a. eEasx1y "a t2s zs@cbo~l gcofess4oa-
Wei tAe1. n4ks A-s>s. Ora. Is g2
.a1 Fii si4s1-~
hasa ths papsr 49, pses~ased. shs
ed alan szaso il @tIhoaE sora - pEo-
tes& cooa sfseF~aed be -@s relieved
Il an uash ohleegsd - yoa mea. s4l1
he, -s1t | soa's sl@n yos again Vel
reokoa ~e'i h.stses ~ - bsd Rm
serrY. o2x II have ~ p@t yo1 uaen sp-
stalss. And tAs ~Sssg - X i. thSre aint
A. bedste@d u shs rooa. k4t VA ga
slsep on = pallet. eAnt yogs@
~Oh, pee 4ny thing sall salt a."
Per hong tinse after the doctors lay
do~n they almost sa0Sk shs old ho1ss
Win thsir l41ghtex. This Is nus
dscs zleRt - shos 4roaad TIE nsig "a bor-
ho0d saif khnt = soul3nt have
missed this aigAt f0r = handEsd-dol
move
They zwoke early AZ morning and Ia
dalge4 IA another Asarty laagb. Look
here" said ElinI hooking aboss the
room. Il osa't nnt my clothes"
II can't dad nlne either. Weed re-
sponded 'whst the deaoo could have
become Of tbemt Step - the door ARd
call she old maa"
fiiRt went - the door IL was hooked.
lie tarned the knob, ball des In the
hall uttered a threatening gFowl
Il don't ike thisl" exclaimed Weed.
just then they heard noise over
head. and looking up saw the old man
grinning at them through hole ia tho
roof Say. gentlemen. said Dan.
''shere's mighty curious disease goin'
round the community. The nrst thing
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the victim knows his duds are gone.
and then II help don't come pretty soon
he has an awful chill, and with the clos
ing words of his information down came
g bucket of ice water.
"Merciful heavensp' cried Flint,
don't do that. Wool You'll kill me.
I'm not well, any way. Don't do that
again"
THE chill falls on them all on a sud
den" said old Dan. There was learned
feller in the community. and he had
studied chills just enough not TO be-
heve in them, but one day one came
along and before the doctors could get TO
him he was friE."
Down came another bucket of Zoe
water.
''Oh, you old scoundrelr' Weed
yelled, "I'll give 1t to you when get
you out Of here. Woor'
"Yes, but how are you goin' to get
out? Bull dog achin' for your meat and
chill hoverin' on top Of the house."
swash.
For the Lords sake don't do that
Flint implored. Don't you know It
will kill us this awfully cold morningP"
II thought so at fust but now I'm
sorter feered il won't" Swash
"I'll kill you if ever get out" Weed
yelled.
'Oh, reckon not for I'll never let
You doctor me again. Yes, powerful
epidemic prowlin' round the neighbor-
hood"
"Say, old man, let us out and we will
give you back that libel"
We'll. now, don't let that worry you,
for got that last night while YOU was
asleep dresmin' of the awful epidemic. :"
Swash.
"Nerciful heavens," shouted Flint
capering about the room, 81 shall be a
dead man within ten minutes"
''Oh, I'm Altered not. Say, how would
you like 20 sign little paper? / have
writ one out Let me read 10 to you;
we, the undersigned. do acknowledge
that we don't know nothin' about medi-
cine, nor nothin' else, and that we hum
bug the people every chance we get:
furthermore. we cheerfully acknowledge
that Dan Morgan has gOs more sense in
one minute than we ever had in our
lives How does that hit you?"
Eve won't sign itl' they shouted.
"Al right" 5wash- Down came .
tub OF ice-wster.
Hold on Wen sign it
'Al right. I'll let down the paper
and pen and ink"
"No. well sign il when We come out =
SwaShi
Hold on, for the Lords sake. Wen
sign It now
The document. soceshev With pen
and ink were lowered into the room.
The doctors shiveringiJ attached their
names
Much obleeged, said Dan as he drew
Up the string Here's your clothes. III
call the dog OF. and 20 on away. Would
stay 70 help Jos dress. but a epidemic
has broke Gus IN the neighborhood and
I must 20 and see about It.
OPrr = READ.
Telegram-herald., 1890-10-25

- BAfRS'S fnF-o~ed K4saszins Ce.ras
- - frf~-e - a. n -~r1s. gcree saiss. csfs.
"A - srrsazs aEt hr-lfses ssres tiufe II ri-sz-
- a. sod sy - trazsisrs Friee 80
JOHN G. HARE. Sole Proprietor.
GRAND RAFTpS, KICH
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ICANT BREATHE.

0lnPLES. black heads. red. rough. chspped.
| lIil and oily skin cured by CurIcrEs soar.
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s>oz<s .sss 2s~as - e. E--~k.sa .zzz
he pA@sed kAe p-s4-fs 90 t1s ~>xrox
ss4s bs<zds kk@ -Ase - s~r.s< ee<.~
z~s n1ges n .~sa s.rx nseA H-H
Hsx k<-o~r<s k-1 80 hsa ~ss Aa<.s
~1en = e~lhA4zs t&e& ss~ek esza Re
sepPed 1ls kozss - sxsa<Fs sAs<s tAs
re~1 osossss EAs E-s< b<.1eA
III g. T. - gzzaF" - s~Aa ~ 40
.. szd 80 pfLss kas2~
Ibsrs0pon Ne s.rsasr rose - Il "a
wsgoa Aa1 b@xan ~ sA<s &C tie pzsoAa.a
and rep4scbsd clothes As kSd ~o<a -
lonE A - s~GzeEot g@rusnt n
so~ssd X into shs crsek sasl he h-1
slaz~1 shsU 81 "a. sac b-d nothing %
bss hls s1iFk
'Sress appls ss~f he exclaimed
~l3at ~onJ k.ils4 BE 81 priseos@
Then fsFulsr Roberts rs@ched for shs
package tAAE h2d ais neS clothes IA. Ia
wasni on s1e se.t F4rEaer Roberts ga
dson 1hd reached sn&er she soaL .fns
package ~~sR't there. fksn he telt al
ever the bottom u the ~sgoR- The
package wasn't AHy where on the bos-
ton Fz<Iner Roberts poss up Ia the
wagon and looked back along the pisoA-
dark road
Then he climbed back In his seat. and
away the horses went FOX home. The
night was chilly, and there wac three
miles - 20. when Farmer Roberts
reached home and climbed cut OF hts
wagon he paused
The hall idee didn't work" said he
but I'll bet nine dollars that surprise
Eliza"
That he aid no one doubts. but when
he got up in the morning and went out
- the barn clad in the hired mans
overalls. and saw his package OF new
clothes hanging by its string on the
brake handle AZ the side OF the wagon,
he wAs little surprised himself
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he SEIZED HIS WIG.
A Row That Took Place In Congress BE-
fore the War.


The bloodless and braiseless fist-fght
between COngressmen Wilson OF Wash
ington and BeckWith OF New Jersey
has started flow of "reminiscences OF
other ludicrous spats on the floor OF the
House, says Washington correspond
ent OF the St Louis Globe Democrat.
One Of the best stories is told by Colonel
Hinton, who was newspaper corre-
spondent here before the war. Some
phase Of the slavery question was up in
the House. Owen Lovejoy, of Illinois,
had been talking, and, as usual, he had
aggravated the Southerners. Barks-
dale, of Mississippi, replied. Hot words
passed. This was not the Barksdale of
recent service in the House, but Gen
eral Barksdale, who was killed during
the war. AS the interchange OF in
veotives grew more and more personal il
seemed that an encounter was unavoida-
bic. Roger A. Pryor, then a young
Congressman from Virginia, raised
the lid OF his desk and slipped out
pistol. Several others got ready. Just
as the crisis was at hand giant of a
man from Wisconsin named Potter sud
denly reached over from the Re-
ublican side Of the House and
made q grab for Barksdale. The
Mississippian had long hair, which
he always wore carefully brushed. To
To the astonlshment OF the whole House
the luxuriant hair proved to be wig.
1t came of, Of course. Potter stood
there dumfounded, holding the mag
nifcsnt covering aloft and looking first
at the hair aud then at the bald head be-
meath. The House held It's breath for
moment and then roar after roar of
laughter drowned out all feeling Of re-
sentiment. Pryor raised the lid OF his
desk. put back his pistol, and laughed.
Lovejoy sat down convulsed. Potter
awkwGrdly restored the wig, and then
both he and Barksdaie smiled There
was no more thought Of fighting over
slavery that day.
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ne SURPRISED ELIzA.
AID After Drsag Tt B- Wa. Treated 10 .
Little surprf.~ HInn-eif

aad After Dctag rt Ne Was Treated 10
Lssie Surprise HIna-eif
John RobertS of North East II q
farmer well enough 70 DO. but be had
always been eccentric about his clothes,
writes a Saisnanca correspondents 81 tae
New York sun. Until week OF 40 age,
be hal not been known - buy a new
suit % clothes sor Years. The ones be-
wore had been - ofssn patched and re-
patohed that no bis - she original warp
and ~ool vas visible. This personal
slovenliness On the ps-- ~ her busband
wss a source q conssaat annovance ID
Mrs Roberts. who Is a woman ~ ex-
ceptionsI nessness, She long AGO he-
came - ashamed q his appearance tbas
sne would no lou Ter sccoupany him 20
tovn - 10 hev trading This singular
eaarsctertsric q shs tarnaer was nos
owing - penarioasness. for be = liber-
a. man IN al his dealings
few daTs 40 he vent - oown - 10
a little tradirg. ard. - sbe utt sston-
ishmsnt of the town. hepurrhased aear
szlk q sassaes fer atasei HIS new
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REmtuIxs and purchased them from my drug
gist. and obtained almost instant rekef. be
gan 10 notice that the scaly eruptions gradu-
ally dropped of and disappeared one bv one.
until had been fully cured. ] had the disease
thirteen months before ] began taking the
KENFDiFs. and in four or five weeks was en-
tirey cured. Ny disease was eczema and
psoriasis. | know Of a great many who have
taken the REMEDIES. and thank me for the
knowledge OF them. especially mothers who
have babies with Scaly eruptions on their
heads and bodies. / cannot express my thanks
- You. Ny body was covered with scales. and
/ was an awful spectacle 10 behold. Now my
sIin Is as clear as a haby's.
GEO. COTEY. Merrill. Wis
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on. when Il began 10 look IKE
spots OF mortar spotted on,
and which came of in layers
accompanied with itching. /
would scratch every night ur-
tll | was raw. then the next
night the scales. being formed
meanwhile, were scratched
of again. In vain did | con-
suit ali the doctors in the
county. but without aid. After
giving up all hopes OF recOv-
cry. | happened 70 see an ad-
vertisement I'm the newspa-
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MORTkR-SPOTTED SKIN.
Covered with Scales-AWful Spectacle
Cured in Five Weeks by the
Cuticura Remedies.

I am going TO tell you CT the extraordinary
cure your CUTICURA REMEDIES performed on
red plIn pies like coming out all over my body,
but thought nothing of IL until some time later
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CUTICURA RESOLVENT

Tho new Blood ana Skin Purifier aud greatest
of Humor Remedies. internally ITO cleanse the
blood Of al impurities. and thus remove the
causel and CuTICURA. the great Skin Cure. aud
CUTfCuRk soar. an exquisite skin Beautiler.
externally. TO clear the skin and scalp and re-
store the hair. cure every species o. agonizing.
Itching. burning. scaly. aud pimply diseases OF
the skin, scalp. and blood.
Sold everywhere. Price. CvTicURA. Soc. soar
sc. REsoLvENT. si.0o. Prepared by the PoTTKE
DRUt AND CHEMICAL CnRPoRkTIOy. Boston.
ss-send for "Hsw to Cure skin Diseases -
a pagcs. 50 IIlustrations and ice testimonials.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29

two peoples, Il permitted calmly To con-
slider the consequences Of an armed con-
aict, would naturally decide 70 avoid a
contest of arms; but when We consider
that wars arr usually popular and always
tend to unite and harmonic conflicting
political aniagonism-. let us consider the
political antagonism, existing N the
British parliament over Ireland, and let
us not forget the influence the Irish vote
Is exercising with both national parties
ia the United states. aud remember that
every Irishman born in America aud Can
ada desires to tight England. England i
the last country In Europe that the United
States could afford 10 be- reasonable with
in the adjustment Of difficulties or the
settlement Of disputes. We regard war
between England and the United states
a. quite within the line Of possible
events
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29

LET'S HAVE AN OPERA HOUSE

The audience az the Grand Army hall
last saturday night was another inelca
ton Of how much Fairhavcn needs an
opera house. The hall was allied 10 the
doors aud there were hundreds who were
not IN attendance because they feared
that 1t would be- impossible for them "
get comfortable seats. The people here
are generally Of The class which has been
accustomed Ia excellent amusements in
superb iheatefs and they are actually
hungry fof dramatic and operate enter
fainmont Despite the fact that at pres
ent there are no streets graded To the
Grand Army hail, aud under existing
circumstances the place j. SomcW hat on
Of the way the people went there in large
numbers 10 h. amused aud entertained.
The work Of grading both the streets on
the corner Of which the Grand Army hall
stands. has begun and Ia the eour.e Of
two or three weeks the walk aud drive To
the place will be a. good a. that TO any
other portion Of the city. The hall 3, neal
and comfortable aud IL acoustic proper
ties are we'll nigh perfect, but la a short
time hat hall vii not be- capable OF ac-
enmmodatiug tenth part OF the average
amusement audience Of Fair
haven and indeed 40 this moment IL j.
Far from beiug spacious enough for the
audiences Inch would turn out now to
witness good theatrical entertainment.
Aud hy the time theatre OF opera house
could be- completed the demand for such
a building viii b. simply uproarous. II
4. probable that after little while when
the Grand Army organization has grown
sufficiently strong an addition will he
made Ia their present hail sufficient Ia
construct stage and the necessary ad-
iuncts upon. aud while that will always
be valuable for concerts. lectures. meet
ings of societies etc. and will be- SOME
what available for dramatic entertain
meuts while an opera house i, under way.
Nevertheless "a splendid. spacious aud
thorough theatre j, needed aud should BE-
built az once Nothing be- lps 80 much to
advertise Young city a. q superb thea
tre Actors are a numadic people aud
they are always on the 90. They are grn-
orally far above the average 81 intelli-
gence and they love Ia talk 81 where they
20. The hundreds Of actors who would
in the course If year visit Fairhavcn
would be Wal king advertisements for the
cit, wherever they 20, II We had such an
opera house A. should be- erected here a.
SOON a. possible. beside, such an enter
prise would boz q pay ing one aud there j. a
certainty thar IA company could he quick
~ organized with sufficient capital tn
build the thpaffr
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29
a PROBABLE WAR

d i- almost -HeIial nn th. part of oar
government -a far a- thr cities oi fa-at
Sound are concerned. 60 ans longer defer
the establishment 90 NAVY yard ou
pur.r Sound aud numerous strong fpii-
6catiuus. we'll supplied With heavy ufd-
nance and especially along the northern
part uf tic sound ipr tho protection OF
the cllirs 10 This direction.
lfitis TRUE that la time of peace ma
tiuns ,hould prepare Cor war. how much
iruer is It that war should pr prepared
fof when 10 is threatened. aud that is pos
bivcly me situation unH between this
government and Great Britain over the
question of seal fishing in thc BchIine
sea There are hose no l.el safe in the
idea thai the growth at civilization has
prcelndcd The possibility of any more
great war. They simply "hug line drlu-
si>o phantom of HOPE Tie hstor, of
the WORTH Teaches ua that wars are mri-
dent ia The highest civilizations SaVaa,
and harhtf. -Hgiet, sire uoi -n prolific ul
war a. is the condition q rlalted ruhght-
enmcui aud every Wal ~ the later eiyiH-
zaiion has ur,l.ed u tr-tuurtitrur Zoe
thc proportion jmI human iuapuuy has
brau caltb'r pf uyenfing BOO pre- powerful
engine. uf Destruction
Claiming COS She may naturally d. eN-
pyrted and warranted in e#UuHg tpe
protection that her muihe, country can
give. canada Will ash English defense OF
thr assumed rights of British ,uhiart
ia fishing. trading and -cal hunting In tin
open polar seas. aud the questions which
are involved ia these claims as between
prov idrncva of Treat britain and thu
Emitted State, government. are too i'm
portant. intricate. ramifying aud techn-
cal 10 admit Of their settlement bv any
other acans that the wages of battle
Thus u war between the United States
and Great Britain is not only possible but
imminent. aud such war Wonld probably
involve the alliance Of all the European
great powers with one side or another and
the results would be Of incalculahle los.
Ia the world Of commerce aud in life
property. IT would make the conqW
Of anada the aim Of the United Stat
aud would endangcr from homhardmcni
the capture and occupancy of every city
on Puget Sound A. well rs the cities ol
san Francisco and Portland not to speak
of such cities IN the East rs Chicago, Emf.
taio Milwaukee. Detroit aud in fact all
the cities on the Great Lakes and else
where along the Canadian border Writ
ing on this subject MI Frank PiNley
the able and distinguished editor Of th,
san Francisco Argonaut says, speaking
of the United States and Great Britain.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29

IN a hammock 80 laziiy swinging
FINDER the sunny skies 81 June;
Idlv -Naying and softly singing
Tender snatch Of a quaint old time.
All the freshness Of spring a-blending
With warmth Of summer and lush OF bloom;
vlolets tender and Wild roses lending
To wandering breezes their dainty per
fume
The air i heavy with scent Of clover,
And sweet with the odor ~ new-mown hay.
Aud tvittering swallows nit and hover
Ger stretches Of meadow where sun beams
play
Family the light breezes daily and waver.
stirring the tree tops By heat oppressed;
Rocking the birdlings that pipe and quayer
safe and snug In their leaf hidden nest.
Dappled clouds In the blue depths lying.
Fleecy webs a. white a. the moon;
Backward aud forward their shadows Aging
Veil the glare Of the yellow noon
The sultry hush grows softer aud deeper
With drowsy hum Of vagrant bee
Aud the mellow sound ~ distant reaper
That sways like a drowning melody.
I IhuEubfph~ airs anu bilEHi sunny EidHtfst
Odors STEPPED Ia the poppy's dew.
Lullaby sound aud tender fancies,
Into the mystic dreamland WOO.
/ To aud fro, swaying to rayi>hing whispers.
Launching the sense- uu witchery's tide;
soft comes the ringing of mystical vespers;
The magical portals are opening wide.
-JosEPnINE BRINKERHoFf.
spokane Falls. Wash. July. 1s90.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29
SOMETHING OF A SETTLER

The seattle Times, Of the 9lst, in long
editorial commenting on the Great North
ern in that place. says this at the con-
elusion Of IL editorial
That this road viii. If completed, come
TO seattle. there j. no doubt Indeed. il
must come here 10 get business sufficient
to maintain Itself But that it viii seek,
t. already seeking. aud compelled to build
uD somew here else a terminal city, a Ia
Tacoma, We have many reasons to be-
lieye. This conclusion Is reinforced by the
following, whichsiS clipped from the Rail
way Review. Of July T.. ls.o. and which
the present city council will perhaps lind
interesting aud Instructive
t,ErAr NoKfnERN.- IS officially an-
npHnced that the FairhaYen n Southern
railroad has been transferred to the Great
NortheruIhe transfer includes the eastern
branch. main lins. which j. being built up
Skagit river. aud is to cross tn" Cascade,
al Skagit Pass to connection with the
Great Northern line building westward.
aud the line running south through Sc
attic and Tacoma to the Columbia riNer.
togsther with lO acres Of terminal ground
ia the heart Of fairhaNrn. besides water
front aud harhDr facilities. nder the
contract. FairhaYen j. to BE- the terminus
Of the Great Northern system ON the Pa
ellie coast The road has already been
begun and considerably advanced. al~o
the construction ot very large wharf- and
docks. IS hicll are 20 accommodate steam
ship lines 20 the Orient. connecting with
the Great Northern system. \ trans
Pacific line of steamships will be part oi
the systcm from Fairhayen. II j. under
stood this new transcontineuta line shall
De completed aud have cars running
| {
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29

Ellensburg Localizcr: Mount Tacoma
Is the name by which the snow mountain
is known about the city of Tacoma and
aud other counties besides Pierce; but the
Seattle people mostly call II Mount
Rainier. They persist in adhcring To the
old English name by which IL was desig
mated by the explorers. The people of
the city OF destiny delight ia calling it
Tacoma. which is changed from the In
dan name Fahoma. II matters but little
what II Is called; but the SEATTLE people.
influenced by jealousy. areuNcr DESTROYS of
of retaining the old name. As 10 oursat
We are not English enough to he sticl,ler
for the name Of Rainier.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29

Auacprtc- American. The contract for
the construction cd ~rNrutN- seven miles of
Tie seattle a Montana Was ict last Thurs
day tu shepard n e. ut ~. Paul. the
contractors. Who have bHilj much of the
Great Northern road Work Viii be- begun
within five DAYS. aud men will be strung
along the line A. fast ~ they can be OBJ
tanned. The completion of this section
will bring the road to within about
twenty tive miles ol Anacartcs. and to a
connection with the Seattle a Northern
ana FairhHNru IS southern.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29

Pullman Herald: We have always had
the impression that the Oregunian was
up with the times" but when that
paper gives the account of the fire here
such a startling headline as Fire at
Pullman. W. T." it's high time To kick.
The Pullman that burned has been in the
STATE of Washington for some months.
aud while the fire burned Just AS fercely
perhaps. as though we We're yet in ter
riiory. still the people have certain
pride in the Knowledge that they are
vested with all The rights Of American
citizens which no fire is hot enough TO eN-
tinguish.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29

Port Angeles Times. That great broad
wasted man. whom Dana has immortal
ized Us Tile stuffed prophet of William
street. and who has also earned notoripty
~ Tire national lettrr 0titcr. j. not com
the east. but has now tackled tic Pacific
cua {. Ills Wurdy uatt a. ti.H Tacoma
Democrats declining 40 par iripatp IN
their coming puN-RoN. t. characteristic
caiIy hugc anu in.thr.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29

Anacnrtes Americans: fairhaven wants
more shade. and "a Bellingham BAY paper
propose, that the streets be- lined with
trees. The shady character If some of
the railroad enterprise. gp 10, that section
al country uught 10 bc Sufficient tu supply
all demands ia this direction, bui to he IN
harmony ana Ia accord with the eternal
illness ot thing. q grove ui chestnut trees
sprrad uF.r her expansive dcrsag. would
mnL b. nul ml nI.Lll.-
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29

Po,t-lnlcligencer: There is not Il
newspaper man In the land Who will not
applaud the courage of the Spokane
Spokesman In throwing of a long
tanned rcticenec upon "A painful subject:
some uniriendly citizen left some com
plimentary cigars at this office. lie iuad q
VrrtautlN forgot TO remove the brand
around aural thrm. II bears this omlnuus
Legend: I ndcgtakcr~' Delight. The
entire hHN has been turned over to the
pgHu. reader. wuu lae uh trpu stomach
apd bras. uu-trii-
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29
Editorial Perqulsltes

nublest SONS rode over into New Whatcom
ON sunday. Wishing 10 appear 10 the
best advantage they did not curb the
speed ii their liery sleeds-but the police
did and IL cost them about $50 each next
day. We expect them to buy n a cigar
for moi givlng their names aMnY.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-29
New Reason for Marriage

Yakima Herald: The Herald would
advise all bachelors To enter the married
state a. soon a possible. aud would al
the same time counsel all spinsterS to be
satisfied with their condition. for Prof \.
y. kiscr. a Norwegian statistican. has
discovered aud declared that the mar
riagr stale increases the death rate among
women aud decreases ia among men.