Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-07-01

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LIT u DO OUR OwN REGISTRA-
TION. OUR own COUNTING, OUR own
CEHTIFICATION.- Nfat.r E..rc Pitts
iug Aiir.ss
A WOMAN has taken prize over the
male senior wraugler at Cambridge
University. She got the last word.
IF these torrid days would only cause
the REEp-QrAY Congress to dissolve, an
else would Dee forgotten by the people.
GARFIELD was made a member of
che Golden Club for a far less pro-
uomced free trade expression than
Mr. BLAINE has made.
CuuEcu District Of Wctzel county
start, OF Col. DAN JouN>oN'S Congress
ional boom. It's three delegates are i'm
s,ructcd for the SAGE of Long Reach.
Forr Republican members OF the
House have announced their intention
to vote against the Federal election 1ili.
Car REED should have them bcheaded
40 once.
THE Ritchic Beacon Light publishes
an excellent edition descriptive Of the
industries and resources of Htchie
county Truly the West Virginia cdi-
tor is Of the salt OF the earth.
HEMINGWAY, the defaultiug State
Treasurer OF Mississippi. goes To- tine
penitcutiary for three years. In the
banner Republican State of renusyl-
wanna. they elect defaultIng State Treas
urers To- the United States Senate.
Tur>E wicked Democratic school
boards will persist in finding capable
Democrats for positions in their gift.
such dcprayity ought 20 bring the
righteous wrath OF the Parkersburg
Journal and the Wheeling Intelligence
down on their devoted craniums.
Tur makers OF protected agricultural
implements IN this country advertise in
Rucnos A,rc- FOR 50 the same ploughS
that they son To- the American farmer
for sll. This fact is calculated 90 cause
suspicious farmer Co lose faith ia the
blessings of a war taN tariff.
TIM jackson Hcr1ld quotes Hon
CHARLIE, +. Hoco as declaring that hc
is out OF politics, and is not a candidate
for the Democratic nomination for Com
ere>s i'm the Fourth district. Mr.. HocG
made a good Congressman. The state
may have honors in store for him yet
Az ingenious astronomer has figured
out that il would take cannon ball.
travelling 1000 miles an hour, three
million wears To- 20 from the earth TO the
star Alpha Ccutauri. Alpha Ccntauri
will bc "a bright and shining light COM
pared with BENJANrN HAwl~oN'N pres
idental star in 1Noe.
Now We know what il is to Doe with
ont a telephone. For the next week mo-
citizen need get mad at the machine as
IL innoccntly hangs against the wall
neither will me- be- expected TO knock II
loose with am axe and throw 10 out in
the street. with the request for the first
draymau TO drive over it.
THE esteemed htcUigcuccr i'm ITS
righteous Indignation calls upon the
people of the Eighteenth Ohio district
$50 administer rcbuke to the Demo-
cratic legislators for their shameful
r,rrvmandcr of the district" by reel
getting Col. j. u. TNNLoE Boy "a good
majority The alleged shameful ger
rvmander~ put Col TAYLOR in dis
trict giving some 6.Ooo Republican MAJ
ioritv. Its evident that the righteous
Indignation Of the esteemed Ipicuigcnco
i, greater than It's knowledge OF ONO
nol,tics. Coz TAYLOR is not Kicking ON
the shameful scrrymaudcr" this
year
RECENT issue Of am alleged Demo
cratic journal. published at CharlcSio"n'
contained d viruleut assault on State
senator KNorr. for rcputed opposition
to measures in which his farmer
constituents were Interested \ writer
han the Shephcrsdstown Register strongly
defends the senator, and shows from
tbe legislative record that the charge Is
ba,eless During the two sessions oil
the Legislature that he has served
senator KNorr has always shown him
self the earnest and consistent cham
pion Of every measure Of practical pen
eft to agriculture. Standing at the
head Of the state Grange Of West VIZ
rinia. me- was entitled 20 speak as rep
re>entatiyc of the farmers, and he was
never recrcaut 90 their interests. sen
ator KNorr's record asa faithful indus
trious legislator. cannot be- asSaIled'
The unjust assaults ON him will hardly
shake the confidence of constituents
who know his sterling integrity.