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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27
WellsviIIe Fair.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DrsPArcH,
WBLJsvILLE, o., August 26-On account of
RAIN everything was postponed at the fair
grounds this afternoon. The scheduled races
for tomorrow are the 2:3O trot 2-year-old race.
2:40j trot, and 2:35 pace. Unless rain interferes
the racing viii be very fine, as good horses are
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27
Pushed Under the WheeI,.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPAruH.,
McKEEsPoRT, August 26.-Thomas Crossan,
a tinsmith, was pushed under B. & o. shifting
engine near the depot by some one unknown,
at o'clock this morning, and his legs were
crushed at the knee. He was sent TO the West
Penn Hospital.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27
Remoyip1 IN Walls.

1t is stated the Pittsburg transfer station
of the Pennsylvania Company will be re-
moved to Walls inside of 80 days. This
would neeessitate the several hundred
clerks going out there to live, and they don't
like the change
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27

Piltsburg -. -. 30 o O-l
SUMMARY-Earned runs-New York. 4: Pitts
burg 0. First base on errors-New York. 4: Pitts
burg ]. Left on bases-New York. 1: Pittshurg
s. First on base balls-Uff O'Day, 5: off Maui. 5.
Struck out-Gore Richardson, O'Day. o. O'Rourke.
Nlsner Maui, Quinn, Three-base hits Richard
son. Slattery. Two-base hits-Connor .
U'Kourke, Whitney. Sacrifice hiis-Richardson,
Shannon, O'Day. Stolen bases-Gore. Ewing .
Whitney3. Wild pitches-Maul 8. Passed balls
Ewing, /; Quinn, l. Time-I:5S. Umpires-
knight and Jones.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27
Tewboat Sunk nv m srarm

LOUISVILLE, August 26.-There was a
heavy storm at Owensboro to-day, and the
towboat Rose Belle belonging to w. d.
Crammond was sunk. Her crew was saved.
She can be raised
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27
Philadelphia

Three-base hits-Shindle, Fogarty. MuIvey and
Moods. Home run-WOod. Stolen bases-Griiin,
shinde and McAleer. Double play-Shindle
Pickett and Farrar. First balls-Grifhn.
FOgarty, FaTraT, Larkin and Sutcllffe. Hit by
pitched ball-Grifin. Struck out Hustled, 2:
Browning, Iebeau, McGIll. Pessed balI-Bren-
Wild pitches-Husted Time--I:45. Um-
pires-Snyder and Pearce.
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PHMA. RRPA EIcLEvELANp. R Ii

90 v HMAhs1 = WO-Uast nIss-- HdIlIIIOlI, ounuay,
bases--Hanilton, McCauley. Double play
AIlen, Myers and McCaulev. First base on balls
Davis, Virtue, Smalley. Zimmer Schriver. Hit
by pitched ball-Gilks. Struck out--Mckean,
Virtue, Delaney. .; Allen. Passed balls-Zimmer,
z; Schriver. Time-1:30 Umpire--Lynch.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27
Trotting at Erie.

SPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE pIsPATcHi
ERIE. August 26-The midsummer meeting
of the Erie Driving Park Association opened
to-day. The opening events were trotted in
drizzling rain. Summaries:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27

MWFSSI
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27

SUMMARY-Earned runs-Boston. s. Home run
Lowe. Two-base hits-Hines, Tucker. Cancel
Smith. Osborn, Berger. Three-base hit-Smith.
Stolen bases Brodie, ,; Lowe. First base on
Dalls-Tucker, Sullivan, Lowe, Camel. Jordan.
Lytle. Wilson. First base on errors-Boston. /.
Struck OUTLINES, Nichols, Jordan, .; wilson,
Heard, Phillips, q Hit by pitched ball-Tucker.
1ime-l:40. Umpire-Powers.
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sin BuyiurBonds.

WASHINGTON, August 26.-The secre-
tary of the Treasury to-day purchased $780,
900 AS under circular Of August q.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27

Philadelphia, 15-CIevelaud, 1.
PHILADELPHIA, August 26.-Cleveland Up.
L. got bad drubbIng here to-day. Attend
ance ] l672 Score:
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To CoIIee. cen.u. statistics.
rrRom A srAFr coRREspoNpENr l

tFRoM STAFF CORREsPoNDENT.1
WASHINGTON, August 26-Mr. Enos B.
Engle has been appointed special agent of
the census to collect statistics of manu-
factures at Waynesborough, Pa.
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New lork...........,.....I oOI 0oo %

sTGNN1 Earned r1nS-Sew YorS First
base errors-New York, 2; Chicago, l. Left on
bases-New York, 4; Chicago, 4. First base on
balls-Of Welch, 4; off Stein, 4. Struck out
Two-base hits -Tiernan. Earle. Sacrifice hits
Murphy. Glasscock, Bassett Stein Hornung.
Stolen bases-Whistler, Carroll Burns. Double
pays-Denny and Whistler; Murphy and Bassett.
Umpire-Strief.
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RrnnlIlrn. 11-Rnffnln. &

NEW YORK. August Edwards Brooklyn
Players team to-day won the easiest of vic
tories from their Buffalo rivals. Attendance.
642 Score:
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Boston. n...............O o 0 "a
Chicago ........-.. % 0 o o o o 0-l
SUMMARY--Home run-Duffy. Three-base hit
Richardson. Two-base hits-king. Brouthers.
Kelly. Richardson. Stolen bases-Brown. First
base on balls-BostOn, 4, Chicago, 8. Struck out
brown, Murphy. .; Richardson, Bastian.
O-NeiI. KinK. Double plays-Brouthers and
Irwin: O'Neill and PGeffer, Time, 2:07. Umpires
Sheridan and Gaffney.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27

Pittsburg, here at Pastime Park, Friday and
Saturday, for $50 side. Great games are ex-
pected as the SCOTS will have with them their
strongest team.
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Boston, 4-Chicago. 1.

BOSTON, August 26.-To-day's (P L. game
was hot and exciting and the play was probably
not SURPASSED. Eleven innings without an
error is the record:
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ASSOCIATION GAMES.

At Rochester
Rochester. r..................o o o I'll
Athletics. l. s
SUAMARY-Hlts Rochester, II; Athletics z:
rdNs RSchesteI. s. Athletics, o. Batteries-Barr
and Mcclure; Hughes and Baldwin.
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Association Record.
Grent Game Expected.

scoTTDALE, PA, August 2S-The scottdale
baseball club viii play the J. w. Scots, Of
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27
HARTFORD OPENING DAY,

WardweII Wins the 2,17 Race in Three
Strnight Heats.
HARTFORD. CONN August 26.-The opening
day of the grand circuit races at Charter OAK
Park was attended by rain and heavy track.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-27
BROOKLYN. R B P

Brooklyn ......... 30 2 o / o.
SUMNARY-Errors-Cincinn l: Brooklyn, j.
base hit-Collins. Stolen bases-Latham, Pinck-
ney. Sacrifice hits--Marr, Harrington, Collins,
Caruthers, Smith, DAILY, Lovett. Struck out
Marr, Reilly, knight, Caruthers 2 Lovett.
Double plays-McPhee, Beard and Reilly. First
base on balls-Of Rhines l; Lovett 2 Hit by
pitcher--Holliday. Passed balls--Harington.
Tme--l:5s Umpire-McQuade..
Chicago, New York, 2.
NEW YORK, August 26-The Chicago IN. L)
team to-day won another game from the local
nine. Score:
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-05-18
THE AFTERNOON TEA.

II the boys don't kiss the misses, then
the girls will miss The kisses.
Miss Wheeler, the bride Of Count Pap
penheim. may he one OF those who be-
icve Il ''better to have love and lost than
never 10 have loved Ettal."
George highly p~leasedl: And you
think I have n small foot! Well, we'll,
that does get away with me-" Clara
with u yawnl: doe II, George? i
hadn't noticed it,"
'Don't you think that Mr.. Downylip is "a
very se~lf.conscious young person? ' said
one Washington girl to another. "ies,
but you can't blame him. It's the only
thing that saves MIN from total oblivion"
"Have you any sisters, Mr.. Ncverwed ?"
'Oh my, yes. There was Helen Bronson,
Sadie Harrison, George Dintack and sew
eral other girls whose names I've for
gotten: Would you like to he n sister to
me, Miss Hicksg"
Tailor: swell, Jones, how did your
wife like the new clothes" Jones: 'She
acted just as she did when l first began To
court her." Tailor: slow was that I?
Laid her cheek on the lappels -" Jones
"No; violently opposed my suit"
just for Style-Cousin Josie: "You say
you do not love young Mr.. Spruce, yet you
have agreed to marry him and set an
e %a,Iy day y fq M; ise H EsddiH9' .. Mns' is j E1%r
ttiotiNt WIZ fkhh NoW htstt
don't be envious. Easter is over and it's
all the fashion to marry"
He: Sand you won't marry me?" She:
~ don't think ! can" He: "What OBJ
lection have you to me :" She: "Well,
er, ] don't like the color of your mus
tache." He: "Stella, I would dye for
yon." She. tmistaking his meaning,
"iou would really die for me-" He: "fes,
my mustache."
Bolder: "My dear, women make good
housekeepers, but they are generally poor
~reasoners." Mrs. Bolder (who rules her
household "Well, there's this about il,
Bolder. Women, leastwise some women
you and ] know, ought TO be good logic
ians; for, whether dealing with majors or
minors, they have pretty generally some
times always a tolerably complete mas
terry over the premises"
"You would never believe il, my dear
Mr.. Simpkins," remarked n homely old
positively ugly" my dear madam" re-
piled Simpkins, with the air of a man
paying a compliment, IL can more read
lily credit your statement since you have
80 admirably preserved all your youthful
attractions"
Some figures TO give husbands points
are furnished by a writer i'm the Temps
regarding the sums spent on dress in
Paris in the course Of n twelvemonth. In
round numbers the four leading conturi.
ers Of the French capital supply annually
costumes to the amount of 25,oOo,Ooo
francs. The artist whose began
during the second empire, and who is still
facile princeps in his specialty-toilets for
balls and receptions sends out each year
bills of which the total amount is upward
of 6,0O0,000 francs.
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AN HEIRESS' UMBRELLA.
She Crosses the Ocean 10 Recover u From
Her Faithless Lover.

She Crosses the Ocean Ia Recover u From
Her Fsithless Lover.
Miss Paula Won der Lippe, a buxom
young lady of Poderbaun, Westphalia,
fell heir To a legacy of 800 marks a few
months ago, says the New York Times.
One of her first purchases was a superb
umbrella, and one Of the first results of
the news Of the legacy was an ardent
lover in the person of Johann Welslau.
Mr.. Wclslau proposed after they became
engaged that they make their future
home in America, and when Paula ac-
quiesced he prevailed on her To let him
go on ahead to New York with 5000
marks of the legacy and prepare u home
i'm its gold-lined avenues for their happy
occupancy.
She saw Johann of on the steamer u.
Caland and went home To count the days
until he should send for her. She had
only gotten as far as three when she
missed her umbrella and missed also from
her usual haunts n former sweetheart of
Johann's named Louisa Rothcrt.
Miss Won der Lippe's love turned tn
hate with electrical rapidly, and tucking
the remainder Of the 5000 marks in the
inside pocket of her ~polonaise she started
for America and ven via the steamer
Ems, which landed her at the Barge Office
yesterday. She enlisted Detective Groden
I'm her cause, and they traced Johann and
Louisa TO Jersey City, catching them al
Taylor's hotel. Johann, 800 marks,
Louisa and the umbrella were all locked
up, and the forsakcn hcircss will get her
revenge and her property.
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Woman's World.
A SECRET SHE CAN KEEP-A AIR OF CELEBRITIES WHO
WERE DUMB IN THE PRESENCE OF WOMEN.

paper how he always avoided as much as
possible the eyes of men and how, when
walking from his office to his house, he
preferred TO walk through the broadcast
and most crowded streets. | have II from
authority which canno be questioned that
Mr.. Gushing once, mt an evening party ~
Newburyport, attempting to make himself
agreeable, IL In To be presumed, said To a
pretty, bright-eyed girl OF II or IL sum-
mers, and quite distinguished for her
beauty and accomplishments, in the cir
Gle of her young admirers, ''Pray, Miss
-, can you tell me how love begins? ~
And she instantly replied. with a merry
course,' thus discomforting the distin-
guished scholar and statesman, and get
ting the laugh Of the bystanders upon
him.
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Excusing Himself.
Explained.


From the Pittsburg Commercial Gazette.
A woman has peer licensed as a pilot
on the Ohio and Monongahela rivers.
She is the first one within the recollection
of Captain Neeld of the steamboat in
spector's office and his memory of river
events covers many years. II is not I'M
likely that she is the pioneer OF her sex in
this branch of navigation in this division
of the river trade.
The woman Is Mrs. Gale l.. French and
her husband runs a circus, which he
transports by water in a trim little steamer
known as French's New Sensation. The
circus is known by the same name. The
license was issued TO Mrs. French yester-
day afternoon and she went on duty under
il at once. About nine years ago. said
Mrs. French. 'my husband hit upo the
scheme of running a boat show: that is,
giving exhibitions in towns along the
river and using the o for transporting
the outfit and furnishing living quarters
for our people. IL is much cheaper,
cleaner and pleasanter than travelling by
rail and we are not obliged TO remove our
personal baggage. The first few years
we employed n regularly licensed pilot,
and my husband. who had a masters
~licence, had charge of the boat. then
conceived the idea of learning To he n
pilot aud thus save a big item OF expense.
So | did, and for half n dozen years past
| have held a pilots license. recently
made a~pplicatiou for n masters license
also. at New Orleans and ] expect TO get
it,"
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The wife next appeared, and she was
struck In the face and flung out In the
same manner The frenzy seemed 70
give the little innkeeper q wonderful
interfered he was flung headlong through
the doorway after the women.
He looked at me as II besitating whether
TO treat me In the same manner, but evil
IDENTIFY changed his mind. was particu-
larly interested just then In studying q
q Sobweb on the wall and kept very still:
Finding the room clear Of every n but
me. his manner suddenly changed, he was
again the mild-eyed, quiet little mar who q
few moments q had inquired IL the soup
was to my liking. There was no sign OF
intoxication In his voice or manner, and
he directed me TO the nearest distillery as
Geneva that day.
The wonderful transforming fluid that
DIR. Jekyll employed must have been moth
ing less than q brown bottle Of Schiedam's
famous and infamous product. Certainly
there Is no necessity to resort to black
magic TO invoke Satan when q few cents
worth OF Geneva will summon up a whole
legion OF devils Of every shape n form.
A peep into some Of the homes at Schie-
dam gives n an idea Of what misery
really Is. They are not so dirty as the
tenements OF New York because the
Dutch housewife inherits q certain insan-
W tiSE IccstoT SSTuoDilk ctSTy
thing scrubbablc. She expends more
water on the stones in front of her door
tina on the faces Of her children, and
tolls for hours over a brick floor while her
rags scarcely conceal her nakedness.
The poor houses of Schiedam are
empty. There are a bed and an iron pot,
but the fire is seldom visible. Dry and
smoked fish and dry bread, washed down
by the omni-present Geneva, make up the
meals that are p~artaken Of four or five
times a day, each member Of the family
helping himself when he feels inclined.
A more ragged set of scarecrows than
the ''Dutch devil" II would be hard to inn
agine. At night they fiutter along the
streets like uncouth birds, uttering hoarse
cries when they meet, as IL their throats
were corroded from the libations taken
during the day. Screams are heard pro-
ceeding from many dark houses along the
way, and 10Y and then a doorway Is flung
open and a dark form is pushed STUN
bling into the road, where 1t lies groaning
heavily.
No use TO stop and render assistance, OF
the Good Samaritan will find himself
treated In the same way. The best thing
for the stranger to do is to hurry to his
inn, bury himself under the mountainous
Dutch feather bed and try to forget in
sleep that Schiedam exists, and leavet the
next morning convinced that the hell OF
Holland is a part Of his dreams and
s.Dutch deyils' its Internal inhabitants.
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GREAT MEMS TiMIDiTv.
Cushing and Choate Mere Dumb In the
Society of women

Gushing and Choate Were Dumb In the
Society of Women.
A writer I'm the Boston journal knows Il
for a fac, ,ba, Hon Ca,,h f,,sb;n, wb,
-, ,,.a.a..,an -, IL, 49, c,..,,
WIN nv VI h'", ".'"s 'n""'e
,par mobile ira,ruml' was the best man To
listen TO he has ever been acquainted
with. was substantially dumb In the so
ciety of women. He either did not know
how 10 tall IN Them. ar no would moi. and
M. could scarcoIy Io,L In ,h. f,cc 81 ono
.D".''. 800" -. ~.
VI .'e,h "'.nou' oi"sa"s' ", 'o"'" no'
loon thcIn iairiy IN the eyes, III iact' nor
could he men either, Tor that matter.
There seemed To he an unaccountable
timidity and shrinking about him.. as
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sighed rs she said solemnly: at does
me good TO see n man drink Q glass OF
water like that once more" The silence
that followed was painful In the extreme.
Mrs. Richard X. Paulison, whose winter
home is the house built by the Marquis de
Tallyrand on the st. Johns river, Florida,
Is considered the hest markswoman in the
South. She wears on her excursions q
hunting costume with short skirts and
leathern leggings, and has killed an eagle
on the wing, hagged thirty birds with her
shotgun and hit q coot's head with a
rifle at 30 yards.
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Eugene Field writes from London: Last
month Ralph Meeker. son of the post
trader who was massacred by the Utes in
Colorado a number of years age. returned
TO New York after wv years service on
James Gordon Benefits European paRers.
He has been in the employ Of the Herald
for l6 years and had seriously impaired
his health 10y ovcrwork. The climate OF
London disagreed with him. and he asked
Ia bc transferred TO the New York office
Bennett finally gave his consent. and
Mcckcr went back to America bnt when
lac reported ut the Herald office in New
York for duty he was informed that his
services were no longer required. OF the
many eartlcss acts which have charac.
tcrizcd Benefits career none has been
more brutal than his treatment of Ralph
Meeker.
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4 Wonderful similarity,

From Chatter.
Darling" he said. as he kissed the tips
If the pretty little pink fingers, .why are
you like the art practiccd by all the pres
tidigitators ."
II don't know she replied. shuddering
slightly "why am Il"
Because. precious, you are slight Of
hand"
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(;rs.ai. Nerve,

From the New York sun.
"He has a terrible nerve"
"Who, Chumleigh?"
"lcs. Why. that fellow W as managing
a travelling Hamlet troupe out i'm Kansas
once, and when the audience called for
the author nj the close of the play Chum-
leigh went before the curtain andbowed."
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4 Prudent Parent.

from the Chicago Tribune.
Indignant Father-Hadn't YOU done
anything but laugh?
Boy-No, sir.
And the teacher whipped you for that.
The scoundrel, I'll teach him"
"Ies, and he whipped me just as hard!
He's a great big man"
Not quite so indignant Him. You
mustn't laugh AT school. Johnny. It's
against the rules"
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--..,r;.. ara rich
Inc proverbs OF most coun''
i'm all subjects relating To womeh,a',uouk"
frequently they are far from compliment.
tary. saws the American Notes u
O,s,;es.
Ipdeed 1, is curious that i'm this source
--.a .hn,ia All !, much i'll
Oh h'era'u'c We s""u" :. ....I
natured sarcasm as uhJust an
is untrue. According to n well known
Italian adape. "wbencyer a woman will,
r. can !. , saving which has its cauiya-
Ian, in ether countries. Hence. too, we
nra uarned how:
m. 49,. ! ,nJ wl, ,,;,l. Ia ,orcc ar skin
r" stem tis torrent OF n woman's wiz:
For ii she will, She will, you may depend ont,
And IL she won't she won't, and there's an end
ont
The notion that woman cannot Keep u
secret is embodied in many a proverb'
and Il is alluded To 10y Shakespeare VINO
makes HofsPnr say To MS wiie' ih "hiiig
Henry w."
Constant YOU are,
Hut yct a woman; ana int secrecy
NJ lazy ciostI. ioI ! Wen ncli',r So, ,.u
All MI sn far I" \ VIII rnsi he GENTLE Kate.
NJ KaI,y romarLs In his little hook ON
"'. 10y 80 ...n,
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Very Foolish Indeed,

From the Chicago Times.
Chumly-Did you get the loan from that
acquaintance Of yours?
Bloom-Sure. And he wouldn't take
any collateral either.
"Don't you think ne was foolish to re-
fuse the security"
"Nery."
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United for Life.

From the Chicago Times.
"Strange that your educated friend
can't make a living"
mot SO very strange"
why"
Hes a college graduate
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Keen lRcl,artt,s.

From .Iewellers's Weekly.
Miss Giddings-Oh, papa! What can be
more brilliant than a diamond?
Mr.. Giddings-A girls wits when she
wants one.
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.I~njustics, Done.

From Puck.
ais there much drunkenness in this
town."
81 dunno. I don't think the place is
quiet as red as it's painted"
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FiguratiycIy Speaking.

From l%iari9r's Bazar.
Watts i notice young Brown has
dropped into poetry.
Potts-Ies, and from the specimens I've
seen l should say his feet were sadly in
jured by the fall.
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Late.

Into thy life may come
Some late bird singing,
Into thy s0mbrc lot
A late bee winging,
With honey laden,
From some blossom rare.
Into thy life some one,
With true eyes deep and tender,
May rome nj last Ia bring
Thy heart its full surrender;
Al, mtr-but rare!
Late buds are passing fair.
-.lnna Reading Gusi
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just Like Anyone Else.

From the Soncryille Journal.
The man who asks "Is life worth liv-
ing" shows by asking the question that
he thinks he doesn't think it is, but he
will dodge n runaway horse just as glibly
as the man who would rather Ito almost
anything than die.
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From the Terre Haute Express.
"Well, how are you this morning."
asked the eight-day clock.
al am all run down." answered the
watch. at is a trouble that always affects
me in the spring."
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X FROM LIFE.
In May.

It's the voice Of the landlord,
hear him eNclaim:
81 will put I'm "a new range, have that damp
spot in the cellar cemented, paint the front door,
have house newly decorated throughout, put In
steam heat and electric lights, send plumber 10
repair leaky faucet In bath room, but ON a new
roof, and have the refrigerator fitted up with a
time lock,
II you will sign again."
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-05-18

Smeltcr City Fife and Drum corps pic
mic Sunday, May Is, 1880.