Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-03-22
VARIETIES.

He who lacks strength must attain
his purpose by skill.
The man who is quick to get truth
is king among fellows.
Man was given brains for purpose
Some never find this out.
No one is satisfied with his fortune
nor dissatisfied with his own wit.
Very few people are good economists
of their fortune, and still fewer of their
time.
Grant graciously what you can not
refuse safely and concilitate those you
can not conquer.
Tenderness makes woman CRATE
full noble manhood compels all her
deep instincts Of love.
Sorrow is kind of rust of the soul,
which every new idea contributes in
its passage to scour away.
Female econon1y-5uying a half
dollar straw hat, then putting $11.50
worth OF trimming on 1t.
Be brief, for it is with words as with
sunbeams, the more they are condensed
the deeper they burn.
Sorrow is stone that brushes sin
gle bearer to the ground, while two are
able to carry it with ease.
Don't say He amt no good Din
mis- that's not good English" "Nath-
er am Oh, thank Hivin, begobs."
What is known as pessimism, or ask
ing, as life worth living" should prop
erly be called a sort Of liver complaint.
The most suckcessful men | ever hev
known are those who CONSTANTLY max
ing blunders, but never seem to kno it.
Northern GentIeman-Have you
any children? Southern Negress-In-
deed I has, boss, ten OBJ 'em-fve boys
and seben gals.
If most people tried as hard to please
others as they try to get others to
please them, what a delightful place
this world would be.
The Philadelphi Neacs says it is
better to have loved and lost than to
be obliged to get up at five o'clock on
cold winter mornings to start fire.
A tailor-made girl and a ready
made young man wooed the beautiful
sunshine recently without their winter
wraps. Funeral ON Friday afternoon.
Friend (to convalescent)-I s'pose
your pneumonia cost you a good deal,
BROWNE" Convalescent-"O, no; [
got it in an open street car for five
cents"
Hibernian Nurse-Arrah, wake up,
wake up! Hospital Patient (drowsily)
What is it? Hibernian Nurse-It's
time for your shaping medicine, sir, so
it is.
Nothing sharpens the arrow of sar-
casm so keenly as the courtesey that
polishes it. No reproach is like that
we clothe with smile and present with
a bow.
The two most exciting periods in
woman's life are when she is listening
to her first proposal and bidding on a
basket of broken crockery at an auc-
ton.
Minnie-"What are you writing,
Mamie, your will?' Mamie-"No.
Pm writing my won't. George pro-
posed last night, and | told him I'd
answer to-day
Business.-Jill-'I wonder why
they make the magazines so stupid
nowadays ?" Jack-'I suppose it is
to make the advertising pages more
attractive by contrast"
Three things too much and three
things too little, are pernicious to man
to speak much and know little, to
spend much and have little, to presume
much and be worth little.
Do not laugh too much in public;
the spectators that are as merry as you
will hate you, either because they
envy your happiness, or fancy them
selves the object Of your mirth.
"May l take one kiss before | go,
dearest Angelina ?" eyes, dear Edwin,
you may take one, but you must return
it, for ma has frequently warned me
against giving kisses to any one.
A little girl who was ill called her
mother to her bedside and said pit
eously; mamma, | am awful sick !;
/ Just swallowed upward And her
mother sympathized with her deeply.
Five rules to insure sleep: Eat moth
ing hearty after five o'clock calm
your mind before retiring; go to bed
at regular hour; when you avail Ike
rise at once never sleep during the
day.
Beware of ever unjustly imputing
sins or faults to your neighbor, of need-
lessly disclosing his real faults, Of at
tributing wrong motives to good ac-
tions, of denying the good that you
know to exist in another, maliciously
concealing it or depreciating it in
, conversation.
A Christian should make his Saviour
a perpetual companion everywhere and
on every day of the week. Christ offers
to walk with him in every days journey
of life. What companionship so en-.
livening and so purifying as his and
9 who else can so make our hearts burr
| within us by the way
"John," was the monosyllable which
: Aoated down from the second-story
: window into the streets, as that you ?
a "Yesh, my dear" "Do you want t,
t go to bed ?" "Yesh, my DEAR" "Well