Cherokee scout. [volume] (Murphy, N.C.) 188?-1961, 1890-10-21
HUmoR OF THE DAY.

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Goes.into tea without beip qsked---
-II Society leade Re IN the
where but at the. ,ISdec-facs.
Arbitration gives two parties tOs
halves of pretty stale and bitter loas~-
Puck.
Ladies' change-that found in the
pockets of husbands at night.-B9stoa'
Courier.
It NAV be said Of man who invests
in quarry that his lot is hard one
Yo1kers Gazette.
Some men stand on principles, oilers
trample on them. The latter, naturally,
make the most noise.
Silver is sold in France by the 'dllo-
In this country it comes IN quartz
Commercial AdOertiSer.
A man must necessarily have sharp
eve in order to cast piercing glance
Binghamtoo Republican.
ga good lathering is the first requisite
of a good shave" cit is also the best
thing for a bad shaver. Mao York
Herald.
'sDo you dictate to your typewriterF
81 used to do so, but I married her and
now she dictates to me-. Boston
Courier.
There is reason in all things. Few
never call their wives 'told hens" until
they became broilers.-C omnaerciagsAdl-
0ertSSeT.
Dedhed-"Say, doctor, what kind OF
medicine will cure my cold2" Doctor
Smart-"The kind I prescribe. Yam
Eee Blade.
An uptown man recently left his
family and has not since been found, al.
though his nose turned up.--Ph1Gdet'
paiG Times.
If money could be borrowed as easily
as trouble, the world would be full of
round-shouldered people.-ZndianGpol'
RAMS Horn.
Vaughn Their Tongues Did you
sver know that Wagon spoke2" eyes.
heard one complain about being str1Iat.as
! aTRe BostoHigH.
T-~--trsaAzyep4 love me whel L'nn old 2"
sang maiden OF uncertain age. will
L4'' murmured a crusty old bachelor.
tDo I, you meant Washington Star.
you'll be President, perhaps, I
If well you run lifes race"
'.rd rather be,n the boy replied,
''The man who plays FIRST base"
Washington Post.
stThe new assessor is a very honest
man." tYou don't say sol What has
he been doing2" 'tWhy, he told me he
often taxed his own memory. - Vest
Shore.
"Judge," said the prisoner, who had
robbed an art store, in a pleading tone,
"there amt any law to prevent mans
taking photographs, is therea"-0dicG9'
Tribune.
| Brown-t'Helloa, Smith, have yor
change for a va" Smith-stYes; her,
| you are" Thanks. I'll bring
the fve-dollar bill next week. ''-Dctroi
Free Press.
Groom-ssA ring around the moon is
the sign of rain" Bride (swcetly)-
"And ring around a woman's finger is
the sign Of" Groon-(sadly)
ssReign. "-JeaOelers' WesEly.
Miss Amy-tNow I'll sing you sOnly
Lock of Her HAIR" Young Dolley
latter she has made several false star1s)-
ssYou don't seem to have the right key
for that lock. "-Lippineott'S.
Susan (reciting) -ttH Half a league, hall
league, half a league onward" Fa'
ther-tsThere, Susan, taatT do. We
don't want any of that baseball no1sense
in this house. Boston transcript. .-S
Hprogress now 50 fresh and heet,
Keeps on, IT'S just as like as not
i Well take our baths, AMI shave, AMI cat
/ By putting nickles in the slot.
| Washington Post.
First Citizen Cat street row. Is
that man living in the ambulance one OF
tho fghters?" Second Citizen-''No,
he was passing at the time and tried to
, stop the fight. There go the fighters
walking off now. Boston Herald.
emo" said Professor Feelera, tbs
eminent phreaologist.Y my profession
does not yield life t9h OF 81 IE1 a
many suppose, tell you" and h
wiped away tear. eTve felt SONS
pretty hard bumps in my life. Light
fare you student or a praeticins
physiclau2n asked the young woman o.
the young man VINO nad peca known q
tsDoctor" since last June. stNeither,
he said, with depth of disappointment
which she could not fathom.-- Wasting
ton Star.
Mr.. ChugwateT explaining matters K
visitors1 my wife is generally we'll
but she is suffering to-day from rheama
tism, influenza, toothache, ascore thumi
and ON 1n6amed eye. In her case itneve
rains but it pours. Mrs. Chugwater Tex
planning matters also)-tT don't max
any fuss about it, though. I am not llk
my husband. He never pains, but h
SCARS. n-C Chicago Tribune.
For short period, under tho Yves
Saxon kings of England, Croydon va
the capital, and London mere pSoyin
n;al %nvv,, N0runn1 sf ~ 4-,era r,r-s