The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1890-10-09
WISE AND OTHERWISE.

He said: "My love l am sorry to dis
appoint you about the picnic, but my
trOtter has lame foot" That nothingi
We've got plenty of Salvation Oil.
The Detroit Free Press Fiend has been
punning on DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup. His
is only gratitude, for all thinking men
know its merit.-Erch.
Merchant-We must get up new bar
gain advertisement for tomorrow. What
shall we try?
Partner-Suppose we advertise that
we actually make profit on our goods.
That will be something entirely new.
If your baby is restless while teething,
get DR., Bulls Baby Syrup: a dose of it
will relieve the little sufferer at once.
Only % cents bottle.
A box of Old Sdul's Catarrh Cure is in
valuable for catarrh, influenza or cold in
the head.
The Sun wants to know the author
ship of poem: 81 Sat Alone With My
Conscience" We can't say; but if G.
A. D. makes practice of it, and his con-
science retains good memory, he has
lot of company to sit up with him.
The declining powers of old age may
tanned by the daily use of Hoods Sarsa-
parilla.
New Reporter-I went down and inter
viewed Gen. Snappey, as you ordered,
sir.
Editor-Did the general lose his tenn
per?
New Reporter-Oh, no; he had it with
him.
"HOw to Cure All Skin DIseases';
Simply apply "SwAYNE's OINTMENT" No in
ternal medicine required. Cures tetter, eczema,
itch. all eruptons on the face, hands, nose, etc.
leaving the skin clear. white and healthy. Its
great healing and curative powers are possessed
| BY no other remedy. Ask your druggist for
SwAYNE's OINTMENT. lOfol m6
Sometimes a typographical error adds
zest, as in one ''localn which begins:
''Dr Smith, who is widely known as one
of the most skillful of our physicians"
the IS having disappeared, with the usu-
al depravity of inanimate things-or
shall we say with divinatlon of the
truth wholly unusual?
THEY ARE LIABLEi
The doctors are all liable to be mis-
taken. They were in my case. 1t cost
me 5000 because they said | had heart
disease, and then told me | must die.
Grandmother said it was liver complaint
and 500 worth of Sulphur Bitters cured
me.-Jennie Poor, Roekport, Mass.
An article in another column contains
a sentence of wonderful construction as
originally set up by the cOmpositor, and
it is reproduced here to show the unini-
tiated what a proofreader has to con-
front:
~ was Just saying: If no one was tax
ing care of me, should help myself my
self to some of me. should help myself
tosOme to those preserves. ."-JOmndl Of
Education.
For Over Fifty Years.
An OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY Mrs. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup has been used for over
FIFTY YEARS by MILLIONS OF MOTHERS for their
CHILDREN WHILE TEETHISG, with PERFECT Sue
CESS. 1t SooTHEs the CHILD, SoFTENs the GUNS,
ALLAYs all PAIS; CURBs WIND CoLIc, and is the
best remedy for DIARRHoEA. Sold by Druggists
in very part Of the world. Sc sure and ask for
MRS WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP. and take no
other kind, Twenty-Five cents bottle. lIyl
The Writer is Dead-Contributor: l
have brought you a poem OF four stanzas,
sir.
Editor, examining it'll count five.
Contributor, mystified-Sir?
Editor-Yes; in addition to the four,
YOU see, notice it stanza a chance OF
} going into the waste basket.
All medical authorities agree that
catarrh is no more or less than an in
flammation of the lining membrane of
the nasal air passages. Nasal cataTrh
and all catarrhal affections of the head
are not diseases of the blood, and il is a
serious mistake to treat them as such.
No conscientious physician ever attempts
to do so. 1t is held by eminent medical
men that sooner or later a specific will
be found for every disease from which
humanity suffers. The facts justify us
in assuming that for catarTh at least
positive cure already exists in Ely's
Cream Balm.
A Bad Break-Van Bibber: Who is
captain of the Chicago Players Club,
, Hood?
Brother Hood-That's fine question
for yon to ask, considering that you're
the editor of sporting paper.
Van Bibber-Excuse me my friend, my
paper is not sporting sheet; it's Pro-
} hibition organ. The drinks are on you,
| think.
Although Mrs. Fremont, with char
acteristic self respect, declines any
: further financial aid, it is well that her
, condition was made known to the
country. 1t has stimulated congressional
action, bought TO the surface any number
of well meaning friends and taught her
near relatives an apparently much needed
lesson.
Speaking of the mysterious decay of
shade trees that is so troubling the resi-
dents of New England cities just now,
, the Boston Herald advances the novel
theory that electric lighting does the
, mischief; that trees need nightly rest
and repose as much as men, and that as it
is impossible TO get sleep under an cleo
trio light, the trees sicken Cor want Of
rest, and SO decay and die.