Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-04-03
FARMERs TAKE NoTIcE

odteenS ana wash goods at Schreiner s
Sons.
FARMERS TAKE NOTICE
We have 800 bushels prime flax seed
Tor sowing. at grain house, Lancaster.
ANY who wish same for sowing please
call at once. Sc T. c. HAwLEY & Co.
Baltimore News: '.Dop't forget to
insert an advertisement about poor lost
Fido"
HuSband-"Fesr not" Exit.
Wife reads in the paper the following
morning ''10cents reward. Lost last
Monday. measley hair-lipped. cross
eyed old yellow pup, answering to tie
name of Fido. He has no tail, is wild
with tleas, has a glass eve. and his
WINES would make q rhinoceros shud-
der. Knows how to bite. $50
reward If he be returned in hearSe."
wife faintS)
Money to loan on real estate security.
Inquire of II. BUCHNER.
WOOD.
For bargains in wood, green or dry.
apply to j. f. Barnett & Son.
Exchanges: Tailor-you promised me
faithfully Yesterday morning that you
would call in and settle for that suit last
night if it rained pitchforks.
Customer-Yes, know, but it didn.
rain pitchforkS.
EGGS from Light Brahmas, P. Rocks.
Langshans, W. C. b. Polish. l.. Wyan-
dottes 81 90 for IS; w. Wyandottes
$3.50 for IS. j. O. BARTLETT,
Mar. & Apr. Lancaster, Wis.
Garden Seeds in Bulk-Fresh. At
Stone d Hassel's. SO
Go and see the novelties in dress
goods and fancy notions at Schreiner &
Sons.
Fond mother is your Aunt
Polly, my dear, of whom l have spoken
so often -
Young Hopeful Ton his first visit, at
loss for the proper thing to say)-"DoeS
Aunt Polly want crackerP'
PIANOS TUNED.
Parties wishing their pianos tuned
will please leave word at the Wright
House. w. jackson
Lady-And what is your Christian
name?
rooLr,a, Nab,,ok, t,,o.,.,o,. ,,,,,,,,
Lady-What dreadfully long name
/ should never be able to pronounce it
if | wanted you in a hurry.
Coachman-Ye don't need per-
nounce nothin', mum. When yer wants
me you've only to stick yer fingers in
yer mouth and whistle, and I'll be
around afore you can say Jack Robinson
EGGS FOR MATCHING.
No Mixtures, No Intruding! SILVER
LACED WYANDoTTEs, First prize at
County Fair, the best fowl known for
all purposes; PLYMOUTH Rocks. fine
strain of this p Jpular breed; RosE CONS
BROWN LEGHoRNs, the most prolific
egg producers; Eggs 81 90 per setting
of fifteen, or $3.50 for thirty. Salts
faction guaranteed.
All orders promptly filled.
+. NJ. Nye, Platteville, Wis.
After course of training in the Nor
NAL department of the Cincinnati Con
servatory of Music, / am prepared to
take pupils for instruction in instru-
mental music. ca Linda Rhodes.
Don't forget that we haye the largest
line of Carpets and Curtains in the City.
Our prices are right. John Schreiner
d Sons.
The Teacher-Johnny, what is the
name of the deposed emperor OF Bra
I'll?
The Head Boy Torpedo.
dom Pedro. YOU mean. How
could you make such a stupid mis-
take?"
Il heard my pa say that he went of
quick and was all busted up
Wall Paper-Spring stYles-Fresh
Stock Cheap. At Stone d Hasselrs,
Sc
Pittsburg Post: DR.. Lancet Qhe
family physician) Well, doctors, what
do you think?
DR.. Scalp (called in consultation
The patient evidently requires shock
to his sensibiities to arouse him from
the present condition of lethargy.
Dr.. Probe (also called in consulta-
tom How would it do TO show him
the bill for this consultation?
| John Schreiner & Sons are head
quarters for spring clothing and fur
Dishino goods Stocks larger than
ever. 6-9
NOTICE.
will show our Clydesdale Stallion.
King James, Al the Wright House barn
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