Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-02-24
ALL SORTS .

''She is in the very hey-day of life.'' sYour'e
dead right. She is grass widow
The great majority of sc-oalled cough cures do
little than impair the digestive functions
and create bile. Ayers Cherry PectoraI ON the
contrary, while it the cough, does not inter
fere with the functions of either stomach or liver
The story of "There an old woman who lived
in a shoe'' seems reasonable enough to a Chicago
child.
All medical authorities agree that catarrh is no
more less than Inflammation of the lining of
the nasal air passages. Nasal catarrh and all ca
tarrha affections of the head are not diseases of
the blood, andit is serious mistake to treat them
as such. No conscientious physician ever attempts
to do so. 1t is held by eminent medical men that
sooner or later specific will be found for every
diseases from which humanity suffers. The facts
justify US in assuming that for catarrh at least
positive cure already exists in Ely's Cream Balm.
''You Anarchists are dead against monarchs,
but there are two kings you'll never work against"
"Who are they?" Drinking and smoking
DEoPsY AND PARALYsIs.-Dr. Flint's Remedy
prevents the development of all of those terrible
diseases dependent upon disease of the heart. such
as dropsy Inflammation of the lungs, paralysis, and
mental arrangement. Descriptive treaties with
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Sold at drug stores
81 see the price of meats has gone up said a
travelling to his wife. ''Has it?" eyes; and
with judicious sporting instincts I object
to it, ITO what?'' "Playing for such high
steaks
Col. Clark, U s. Army, writes: For the last two
years, my health has been excellent; this, think
is due to my using Sulphur Btters, as formerly my
health was miserable owing to the frequent chang
es of climate, ETC., incident to a soldiers life.
'I've done everything to advance that boy of
mine," said Baggs, ''but he has failed in every
situation in which 1 have put him. Now what
shall I do with him?'' ''Try the last resort
"What Is that?" sect your ward boss to put him
in Office
DRUNKENNEss-LIQUoR HABIT-In all the world
there Is but one cure, DR.. Haines' Golden Specific
1t can be given IN a cup of coffee without the
knowledge ofthe person taking it, etecting speedy
and permanent cure, whether the patient Is a mod
crate driuker or an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of
drunkards have been cured who have taken the
Golden Specific in their coffee without their knowl-
edge, and to-day believe they quit drinking OF their
own free will No harmful effect results from its
administration. Cures guaranteed Send for cir
cular and full particulars. Address in confidence,
Golden Specific Co, ls5 Race Street, Cincinnati, o..
Judge-Have you been punished before?''
Prisoner-Wen, at all events not in the last ten
years" Are you of that?'' Certain sure.
I've just served out a ten years. sentence
NEWS ABOUT TowN.-It is tie current report
about town that Kemp's Ba for the throat and
lungs is making some remarkable cures with people
who are troubled with coughs, sore throat, asthma,
bronchitis and consumption. ANY druggist will
give you trial bottle free of 1t is guaranteed
to relieve and cure. The large bottles are soc,
and 81,