The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-07-17
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tie sifllconisGpiuousl,) -Poobi We shus,
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II, Cl.agailiy) Let's have airstion.
Jos, ior amusement shs{drearily) Lets
wait = month. There's nobody here ye,
10 talk shout II.
Little Johnny calls neighbor Jones'
ball dog ''Pos.eriiy." Johnny has recent.
ly been told that ''pos.erily" means those
vhs come after Us.
He vas awful. said Chsppie. .indig
nsnily. He said II ! opened my mouth
sssie bed pu, head on me. Why did.
nj you scoep, bic oiferf
Heard 10 The nursery = Willie-Auni
jennie says she b.. = crick 10 her back.
Susie -0sciousl II beats all how some
people do pefspire. doesn't III
--Johnsoa When are you going 10 paint
that fence Tor me. uncle Rasiusi Uncle
Rastns Well. sab, reckon I'll do 1t Sat.
urdsy. II de Lasd's sillin'; or il not, II
do /, Monday. soy way, suah.
YES, said the Indiana legislator. our
laws oa divorce are rather easy. but We
must encourage immigration somehow, and
/, takes = good deal 10 do that with fevei
aud sgus III tue air TO buck sgaiBst.
Mrs Della Creme What 10 the world
is tba. awful racket 10 the library Some
body being murdered7 Mrs. Calvin tcalm
VI No, that is my husband. He is dis
cussiog revision with DescobO ldschool,
"A young man led blushing female
toto the presence OF Rev. Mr.. Carpenter
We want to be married, be said. Are
you tho Rev. Mr.. Carpenter Yes. replied
the genial minister, Carpenter and joiner.
The youth who intends to devote bis
attentions exclusively to one girl this sum
mer will ask. il be knows what's what, p"
"Shsll We hammock for the season. Aud
she will answer sweeily, my inclinations
twiue that way"
Mrs. Gotham TO Mrs Southchurch OF
B,slonl Have yon taken much interest in
this discussion on what heaven is like?
Mrs Southchurch oh. no! For | am
quite convinced that heaven is simply Bos-
Ton on large scale.
-wife(deIighted) What home through
the SIMMER shower But where did you
get that lovely piece OF ice' Husband
(eIul.sntlyl Its hsilstone which just
Tell in our front yard, and We can pay oil
our mortgage with it,
"A family party out driving had driv.
90 who WAS extremely voluble. Indeed
be monopoIized ell the conversation. ALI
Of once the lit.leiellow OF the party pulled
bis father over 10 him. and whispered in
his ear, Does he charge any more for
talking.
This Is characteristic OF John Ruskin
When ! see . girl dance, l thank heaven
that IN ade her cheerful A. we'll Is graceful
and envy neither the science nor senti
men. OF my dsrwinisn friend. who sees 10
her only . cross between dodo and
daddy .lons.leg..
The meaacst church organist lives iu
Philsdelphia Hs is all bent with age, snd
the other day At the wedding OF an antique
Philsdelpbis belle. whom he knew many
yesn before, he astouishej every body BY
playine = fsntssie on the air. when you
and we're youag.
The Young Man (argumen,ativelyl =
But don, you see. Miss Bessie. that when
you reason in that way you are only beg
sing the question: The young woman !
(blushine beautiiullyl--l am sure, Nj.
Peduncle, didn't intend to to beg you
10 TO ask me any question:
The proprietor Of country daily start
ed . weekly edition. What do you think |
Of the mes ye1iuref be asked OF . sub.
'criber. It's splendid paper. was the
response. like 1t better
lh.t the daily. WhyS /, contains the
'ame msitsr. Yes. | understand that; but
oniy comes once . week.
Odd Deacon I'm afraid. pastor, that
We lnt our ioct Ia IL 10 raising our Broth.
~ Smith to the dignity Of a deacon. Pas
lot = Bless me, you don, say sol Has be
besn guilty Of immotal pfacticese o. ID
We'll. not exactly that. but be aciuslly
Proposes to have fresh sandwiches, and |
emon. 10 the lemonade si The Sunday
school pienic-
Seattle We've 90. the biggest Wash.
"a The union. Jackson AID se the pref.
les, Mise, Philadelphia And we The
realities. Pa Ho, Springs : Bat We are
ne moot ancient; ~e have got the Ark
3sugor Aud what's the matter with Me-
sss York Hush. children. with your
'sssins. You viii mske little Chicsgo
u With ear,.
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