New-York tribune., 1890-01-02
THE TALK or THE DAY.

"Thc Jewish Messenger begins its thirty fourth
year this week. 1t marks the event by publish
inc an Interesting symposium on the question. What
i, u 10 bee "a jew Mr. Whittier. the poet thu,
Enthusiastically answer the question don't know
what it i, to be jew but know what it Is 10 be a
Christian who ha, quarrel with others about their
creed and can love. respect and honor jew who
honestly believe, IN the faith Of his fathers. and who
obey, the two great commandments. Love to God aAd
Love 10 Man.
Lost miormauon.- Vi, Quc,lynch-oh. You ought
10 have heard Professor !ookwaru lecture on ~
tuct B.ri-." last night. What De said out the dodo
Mr.. Pary,iu- Dear me- how unfortunate to have
missed ltc,pecally as We arr &" have dodo pdll'N
on dining room this wceh.-lburAnston free
Press.
He received a nasty blow under the jaw. and had
10 b. escorted TO the pavilion by the police VINO al
the finish had 10 get him across the fields two miles
ont Of h- WAY. as the natives were waiting for MN
in different parts Of the town. The town referred
10 j, Work-op. England. and the object Of the IA
tyc,'7 attention, wa, not an escaped murderer or
thief but a gentleman of the name OF Madin, who had
imprudcnly consented % act referee ~ football
CUP match and had given decision unfavorable 70
the home side.
The way We are ruined by the terrible tariff that
f. crushing iudu~tuc, j, seen I'm the hct that
since l--O the wealth OF this nation has increased
stand a good deal more running Boston Traveller.
The man who want, to 60 home from the theatre
IN Fifth ave. stage lind, the latest left at II p. III.
The man who owns some Of the stock wishes the
latest had been the last. The man who catches one
letlrcs 10 dream Of riding the earthquake
There are many good opening, in the world for
those who are willing To - ont and hump themselves.
one Of the Caroline Islands Is SAID 70 be Owned by
An American sailor named Benjamin. who has sixteen
wives. about nfty children. and Ia, nothing 70 DO
hut smoke and have hi, fun.-Ou City, PENN BIZ
zard.
4 happy New Year 70 ;he cardrver. Don't have
TO st,p for anybody now. Next car.
Business /, m,inc>,-Iife Insurance Agent tout
Wc,tl-What did Mr. Newcomer ,ay
As>,tant-lI lie wouldn't talk with me al all; said
he was too busy to think about If. insurance,
We'll. I'll hang around hi, house 10 night and shoot
hole. through mn, windows. and when he come, down
town the morning You b" behind "A fence IN some
vacant lot. and put few balls through the top Of
M, hat Then when he reaches h, Office I'll drop in
and talk life insurance AGAIN ,Aew York Weekly.
The man who bring, with a fyc gallon ban- in the
early the quart Of milk guaranteed TO contain
per cent Of innocuous fluids assured the anitor of
The ,,,ic" ON saturday that Mconty La Grippe are
the silly and Cabridcs of modern conversation.
John-Clara. I've cot important question to ask
Clara know what it is. You want me TO be your
wife. | dreamed II. Well take me.
John G7itller nonplussed,-NOu dreamed il,
C.-Yo,, dreamed last night that you asked me
what am asking yog, and th4t you took ME IN your
arms and kissed me after said you---
What could John do i-lBoston Courier.
We may not like our new visitor. but all the same
the influenza is not TO be snccLcd at.
An Unapprcciated Partner Billins-low is bust
ness. Wilkins
wilkins can't make It 90. At this rate I'll be
bankrupt in another month | don't seem to have
any head for business
Bilbin> so. you haven't: but you have good
stand and If yOuI promise 10 keep hands on and
let me ruin things, I'll 20 in with you partner.
wilkins Done. \ friend in need Is friend indeed.
Guest of Mr. Wkin, Ctcn wears aftcrI-What mag
nfccnt place You have every hing that wealth could
buy or heart wish! lou have been wonderfully pros
porous, Mr. wilkins
Mr., wilkins lsadlylTruc but after all get ONLY
half the profits OF my great establishment inst tell
YOU. my old friend the mistake of my life I'm
taking partner New York Weekly.
An what the best resolution you made a year
ago.
A Deadly Weapon" You saI that both dueSt,
fell dead p"
Yes
"Great Heavens! What were the weapons used p
"Thc American toy pistol Epoch