Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-04-19
VARIETIES.

sia-diet.
A pound of care will not pay an
ounce of debt.
A man is veal or woe as he thinks
himself so.
Henrietta, will you marry me?"
81 will knot"
The man who loses is never accused
of not playing fair.
1t discourages young mustache to
be called down.
The girl who jumps the rope is a
skiptical creature.
A mans best things nearest him,
lie closest at his feet.
Adversely borrows its sharpest sting
from our impotence.
Love is the beginning, the middle
and the end Of everything.
The man who never excites envy
never excites admiration.
Services and kindness neglected,
make friendship suspected.
Loyalty is highest, noblest and
most generous of human virtues.
The skill of a baseball player
depends greatly on how he fields.
The old bachelor who would alter
his ways should begin at the altar
Society is like a pie-the upper
crust, the lower crust and the best part.
The girl who has the strongest will
is the girl who says the strongest won't.
Never resent a supposed injury until
you know the motive of the author OF
Truth can stand alone, but lie has
to lean on something, generally another
lie.
Pleasant words are as honey-comb,
sweet to the soul and health to the
bones.
A man is never so much a master
of himself as when he has given him.
self up,
In some places corn is known as
fodder. We presume this must be the
popcorn.
A book is good company. 1t is full
of conversation without laquacity.--
Beecher.
A man is happiest when he can for
get all the mean things he knows about
himself.
Don't allow yourself to be carried
away by enthusiasm-you may have
to walk back.
Seediness and popularity something
go together. Take the watermelon,
for instance.
A morbid mind broods over grief
and pain a cheerful mind lives plea
sure over again.
One may be better than his reputa-
ton or his conduct, but never better
than his principles.
A man never knows the extent of
his wife's patience till he is sick and
has to be waited on.
Fashion plates show that short
sleeves are of recent origin. A sort Of
nude departure as it were.
"What good was ever done in the
world without agitation? We cannot
Isn't it pity that the salute given
by the groom to the bride at the altar
is so often in the nature of farewell
kiss ?
A new "boy preacher" has dawned
on the land. 1t was time. His prede-
decessors are fast becoming fathers in
Israel.
"Genuine liver pad" is the latest
thing offered in that line. But what
does a man with genuine liver want
with pad.
Patient Cat Christian Scientists
office Us the healer in ?" Attendant
eyes, sir, but she is sick to-day and
can't do any business"
A Western editor apologies for the
lateness of his paper by saying" We
were unable to give proper attention
to work owing to our wives illness.
'There is nice thing about having
two babies in the house, said Sleep
less. "What is that?" "They each
cry so loud you can't hear the other.
"Did they treat you cordially ?"
"Indeed, yes. Why, about midnight
her father came to the head of the
stairs and called down to know if
wouldn't stay to breakfast"
Mamma Shocked and grieved)-
"Willie, dear, wouldn't blow that
horn to-day. It's Sunday" Willie
81 know it, mamma /; it's the first Sun
day in Lent. This is fshhorn.' y
(Toot loot y
The happiness of your life depends
upon the quality Of your thoughts
therefore guard accordingly, and take
care that you entertain only pure good
thoughts. Then your life can hardly
fail to be happy.
A slightest divergence at the out
start carries the arrow far out Of the
way at the end, just as false step in
starting gives life result that is dis
astrously wide of the mark. TO begin
we'll is to begin true, and with sure
aim.
First Ballet Girl-"What darling
little breastpin that is. Who is it for?'
Second Ballet Girl-"It is birthday
present from my little granddaughter