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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-03-08
DR.. RyERS' GOOD WORK,

Young BFIcK Maker IestIhes to the Benefits
Derived From a Careful Diagnosis and
Systematic treatment.
Mr.. Barr had been troubled with his head ana
stomach for over four years. His nostrils
would clog up; first one side then the other;
constant pain over the eyes, with headache,
buzzing in the ears and dizziness. He became
hoarse, throat got sore and cough set in raising
a thick. brown-colOred phlegm. Later his
stomach trouble became very severe; lost appe-
tite, flesh and strength rapidly. and was so
short of breath he could hardly walk. Sleep
became troubled with horrid dreams, night
sweats supervened his heart became affected
and he arose in the morning more tired than
when he went to bed. He improved from the
first treatment and is now enth ely we'll and
never felt better in his life. He says: II owe
all this to the careful and conscientious treat
ment of DR.. Byers, and will always remember
him pleasantly and with gratitude"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-03-08
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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-03-08
OFFICIAL-PITTSBURG,

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN report of viewers on the paving and curb
ing of Wyoming street, from Grandview ave-
nue. TO Boggs avenue, has been approved by
Councils, which action will be final, unless an
appeal is filed in the Court of Common Pleas
within ten (10) days from date.
E. M. BIGELOW,
Chief of Department of Public Works.
PITTSBURG, Feb. 26, 1890. fe26-70
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-03-08

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
~ the reports of Viewers on the construction
of sewers ON Summerea. Holden. O'Hara and
Howe streets, from Ellsworth avenue to Shady
avenue, and Twentieth street, from end of
present sewer to Allegheny river. have been
approved by Councils, which action will be
final unless an appeal is filed in the Court of
Common Pleas within ten Q0) days from date.
E. NJ. BIGELOW,
Chief of Department of Public Works.
PITTSBURG February 26, 1890. fe26-70
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-03-08

HORSES AT AUCTION-THE BUREAU
IL of Police will offer at public sale on
MONDAY, March 10, 1890, at 10 o'clock A. M, at
the department stables, No. 16l Wylie ave-,
lot of horses fit for draught and driving pur-
poses. GAMBLE WEIR.
Superintendent Bureau of Police.
j. o. BROWN,
fe2899 Chief Department Public Safety.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-03-08

DENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD AND
il after November 10, 1889. trains leave Union
Station, Pittsburg as follows. Eastern Standard
Time:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-03-08

already authorized for such a purpose.
Councilmen Robertson and Binder, and
Controller Morrow objected to the price for
the leases. They thought it too high,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01
Cool Tom Patterson.

A haH-dozen story-tellers were at q Washing
ton street rendezvous last night, says the
Chicago Tribune. and one of them related this:
The coolest man 1 ever saw was Tom Pat
terson. young travelling man who used 10 go
out OF Chicago. Tom had g way of celebrating
his return to the city in q manner that made
him favorite with certain class of boys about
town. The only trouble with him was that
when he fell under the table il was good by to
Tom He never moved until the next day
FINALLY his hast friends undertook 20 reform
him Persuasion was Of not much effect, and
they concluded 70 try another scheme. One
night. when Tom vas groaning under his
cargo, the boys toted him to TIE Dad
morgue, which was then over on Third
avenue where there IL now q sky
scraper. That morgue was always open.
Tom was laid on a elab between two unknowns.
IL was CHASTITY sort of Joke. Toe boys lin
gered about TO await results. After awhile
ION returned to consciousness and struck a
ngnt. He was great smoker. He held up the
match so as TO see where he was. and of course,
he saw.
Then be lighted a cigar. sat there and
smoked, after which be resumed his recumbent
position on the slab. The boys then called him,
put ne informed them that he didn't want to be
disturbed or course We had to get him out.
Out ne wouldn't come until he got ready Once
We threatened him. but he replied that If we
useo any force he would raise an alarm and
nave US run in on the charge of proving around
q morgue for the purpose of stealing dead
oolles; And he was as cool as sudden cold
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01
A Delightful Woman.

Miss Kate Cummings, who lives with her
parents on farm IN Winnebago. Wis, says the
New York World, can beat any man in the
county moving hay. She wears boots and a
waterproof, with a felt hat and hnsey woolsey
dress, and, mounted on the moving machine.
sne Is as handsome as Hebe. Kate has had a
great many admirers, and the admirers have
mad great many difficulties to overcome.
One OF them mad the audscity to swear out a
warrant for her arrest on the charge of assault
with malicious intent Rufus Sloan was hired
oy Mr.. Cummings for harvest work and while
turning the new-mown hay he fell in love with
Kate. Every time she came around on her
chariot, pushing her sickle Ii tie further into
the standing grain, Rufus would take his rat
of and throw a handful OF kisses at herr The
young lady did not like this performance and
told him so.
Then Rufus asked her to pull up, as he had
something to say to her. She drew the horses
in, pushed her red hair behind her ears and
with fire IN her blue-gray eyes, said:
Then Rufus planted his pitchfork in the stub
bic for rest, told her he wanted wife and
offered her the position. She curled up her
nose, wrinkled her brow with scorn, and an
swered:
You? Bahr
This was too much for Rufus, who jabbed her
In the side with his ptchfork. Kate sc canned;
the horses started. In his excitement the irate
swain got on the sickle side of the mower The
lady saw her advantage, seized the lines, and
chased the fleeing lover all the field
screaming t at she would NOW him down and
cut his ugly legs of.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01
BRIGHT BITS.

NOWADAYS bird on the bonnet is worth a
dozen in the bush.-Balttntore american.
"Ir's VERY HARD sighed the gas-meter; 81
always register, but can't vote.-Puck."
WE SINCERELY hope the new tariff will not
raise the theater hat.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
A MAN looks for the path of duty afar off, yet
it passes right by his door.-Terds Siftings.
MARRYIxe RICH WIDOWS, like drinking liquor.
is often done soiesy for the effects. h-TerGs
SDtinos. ze' ts
PEANUTS do not complain under criticism.
They evidently expect aroasting.-Nelu Orleans
Picdyune-
the decision of the court in the Andover case
Boston Herald
You can never tell how much the lines in a
man g face court till you see him in a wood cut.
Scranton Truth.
HEN TRYING TO hatch chicken from rot
ten egg is unconscously setting a bad egg
sample.-Ierds Sifttn0s.
THE ACTOR who phys Antony TO Sarah Bern
hardts Cleopatra will have to be armed with a
search war. ant.-CkicdgO Post.
The g. o. p is right. Wooden goods are not
uecessaries of life. The poor can wear silk or
satin AMI be in noimmediate danger of dying.
-NeD Fors C0nmeTctdt.
ErHeL-Have you ever noticed that there is
something depressing in the darkness?
Mauu-NO. DuJ nave OICSn uOJlCeu something
pressiug.-NeiC York Herald
How is this for republican ticket for 1892!
For President-Jay Gould.
For Vice Presdent-William Mckinley.
Platform-Get along with one coat.-Boston
Globe.
1--WE CONE now to transparent objects.
Emily, give me example"
"A pane of glass"
Correct; and now Sophy may give one"
"A key hole. '-Fliegerlde Batter.
P. 7. BARNuM says that the press pulpit and
circus have worked together to civilize,
world The press, however, doesn't wait until
| the jokes are forty years old before it springs
| them upon the puolic.-NOrY istornt Herald.
| Iowa LAD-Papa, is a saloon wonder?
| HIS FATHER-Tes, my son; saloon in Iowa
| is certainly supposed to be a wonder.
| Iowa LAD-That accounts for it, then. / was
| reading the other day that a lot of tourists
| drank N all the wonders of our glorious Pro-
hibition State, and couldn't make il out
| Puck.
CHEEKY JOIN MAcLEAN made his first appear
| ance in London. at the Surrey somewhere
about 1901 as Peter Purcell in The Idiot of
the Mountain" Shepherd and Creswick were
| the managers of the theater then. and Maclean
| was standing one day at the bar of Rooney
when kind friend pointed out the newly-en
| gagged actorto Shepherd. who, having been ill,
| had not yet seen him. you're playing in nv
tneater. Mr. Maclean?' Shepherd bawled
I'm playing in The Idiot of the Mountain,
| sir Maciean replied. half timidly.
| 'Glad TO hea- it. sir; glad to near it! Shep-
| herd exclaimed; you're not the IDIOT, surelys'
mo, sir" Macleau answered with serious
| face; 1.-THE manager who engaged me is the
| idiot!"-Argondut.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01
Sne Spoiled His Suit.

A yacht was becalmed in Long Island sound
and the company were on deck under the avn
ings lounging about in costumes more com.
Portable than elaborate, says the Boston
Courier, when the Englishman appeared clad
In white canvas, wonderful and spotless. He
seemed himself TO have been starched for the
occasion and the company exchanged glances
as he came forward with the SPLENDID uphols.
tered British matron on his arm.
Light of my eyes," Miss Daring cried out as
he approached her. thou art more Respondent
than the full moon in its rising!'
The British matron glared at the girl, who
was provokfngy pretty and well dressed in a
gown of Quaker gray betiste.
ponderously. why the fact that one is on q
yacht is an excuse for going about In neglige
costume"
Nor l." the other assented with mock defer
ence IF there is one thing as vulgar as tc
overdress on a yacht it is to fail to be dressed
we'll enough"
The British matron gave a snort in reply. anc
established herself IN comfortable seat. Her
son, as the moth flies on the candle made hi.
way at once to Miss Daring.
The girl rose as he approached her. Her eye:
were full of mischief, and she threw a saiIc1
glance around the circle. ending with look a.
the British matron which seat cold shiyer,
down the respectable backbone of that emf
nently proper individual.
II can swim ike a fish," she said Come
| Mr.. Montgomery"
1 Anu DCAOic any Ouc COutu QlVlne WlaC Sls
meant to do she seized the Englishman by tn,
| arm and deliberately, though swiftly, leapet
| overheard into the blue, calm water Th,
| Engishman, taken completely by surprise. los
| his balance. and pitched awkwardIy into tn
| sea after her. Miss Daring let 20 of MS arm a
| exactly the right moment, and, buoyed up b.
| her garments, managed to keep her head from
going under water, so that when the discomflteI
| gentleman came spluttering to the surface sh
| was ready to greet him.
Isn't it delightful, Mr.. Montgomeryf' sh
said. DO call out to your mother that you ar
| all right, or she will hurt herself screamin
| So"
| For in truth the worthy British rnatron wa
screaming with all the force of her well deve
oped lungs.
| How they got the pair out of the water, an
how the men laughed and the chaperon
scolded, and the Englishman swore, and hi
mother su ked, would take up too much space i
| telling, but it may not be amiss to add that
| afterward transpired that the whole schem
had been carefully planned by the wicke
young woman, who had on bathing clothe
under her Demonstrating Quaker gray batiste
| the British matron will never forget and ueye
| forgive, while the son is more deeply in Low
with Miss Daring than ever.
| And she is engaged so the papers announc
| this fall, TO the owner of the yacht whereo
! this bit of farce-comedy was enacted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01
Uncle Eph-iam.

From the Chicago Netrs
Ny Uncle Ephrsim was a man who did not live
IN vain,
And yet, why he succeeded so never could ex,
plain;
By nature he was not endowed with wit to de-
gree,
But folks allowed there nowhere lived better
man than he;
He started ro0r but soon got rich; he went to
And held that post of honor long against much
hrainier men;
He never made famous speech or did thing
of note,
And yet the praise of Uncle Eph weled up from
every throat.
l rec ollect never heard him say bitter word
He never carried to and fro unpleasant things
he heard;
He always dotted his hat and spoke to every one
he knew,
He tipped to poor and rich alike genial ''how-
dy'-do;"
He kissed tae babies, praised their looks and
said: That child will grow
To be a Daniel Webster or our President
know"
His voice was so melihuous, mis- smile so full of
mirth,
That folks declared he was the best and smart
Now father was a smarter man, and yet he
never won
Such wealth and fame as Uncle Eph, ''the
deestriks favorite son.
He had convictions" and he was not loath to
speak his mind
He went his way and said his say as he might
be inclined;
Yes he was brainy; yet his life was hardly
success
He was too honest and too smart for this vain
world guess
At any rate, wondered he was unsuccessful
when
My Uncle Eph, a duller man, was so revered of
men.
When Uncle Eph was dying he called me to his
bed
And in tone of confidence inviolate he said:
Dear Willyum, ere l seek repose in yonder
blissful sphere,
fain would breathe secret in your adolescent
ear;
Strive not to hew your way through life-it
really doesn't pay:
Be sure the salve of hattery soaps all you do
and say:
Herein the only royal road to fame and fortune
lies:
Put not your trust in vinegar molaSses catches
fliesl"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01
crowd,ng the white Man out.


The list Of names furnished BY the repub-
lican COMMITTEES Of this county 10 the
county commissioners, from which TO select
managers and ta!ly-sheet-keepers for the
election to be held on Nov. 4, had not even
the name Of one white man on 1t. This
seems to be drawing the color line as close
as il can well be drawn. Before great
while the negro republican politicians IL the
southswin shut out every white republican
from all honors and offices available to that
party.
The only use they have for their white
associates now is to get all the money they
can from them, ostensibly for campaign
purposes. The day is not far distant when
the Bucks, the Johnsons, the Doyles, the
Corbetts and OF Ter white republican Office
holders will have to give place 20 their
colored brethren. If thu force bill" IS
passed, a sign will probably be put out
bearing the legend. NO white men need
apply"
In Texas the negroes have already driven
their white associates out, and the latter
have issued a circular dated "Headqu arters
Central Republican Executive COMMITTEES.
Here is the way it reads:
"FeiLoto Republicans: Our patience is
exhausted, and we cannot any longer en-
dure the shame. disgrace and humiliation
brought upon repubiicanism in Texas by
the audacIty, arrogance, corruption and
treachery Of the negro leaders and their
followers
They have taken torcibe possession of
our primaries, and ruled our conventions
with relentless tyranny; they have driven
many OF our best aud most patriotic white re-
publicans out of the party ranks; they have
demoralized and disorganized the Republi
can party in our state; they have laugh a
decency 10 scJrn, and branded paJrl tism
with ignominy; they have barte ed their
citizenship away in open market, and sold
their votes to the highest bidder at every
election. Republication in Texas has be-
come a stigma upon American citizenship
reproach TO our civilization aud curse 10
our country"
This is pretty good start, but the author
warns up as he proceeds, and, after good
deal of spirited denunciation of the negro,
gets down to business prop )sition to re-
organize the party on a strictly white basis.
This proposition has been made before, but
not with any great results. the Texas re-
organizers, however. do not apparently
expect to part with the negro vote. The
circular continues:
I'VE desire, however, to emphatically state
that IN excluding the colored man from re-
publican primaries, we do not intend to de-
prive him of his rights of suffrage or any
other right of citizenship guaranteed him
by the constitution of the United States;
but that it is, on the contrary. our wish,
and 1t shall be our effort, t. protect the col
ored man in his rights, to guard him against
the baneful influence of his base and IN
scrupulous leaders, and to enable him to
vote intelligently and conscientiously. and
not to have his vote sold for him by his
party boss, as has been hitherto done at
almost every election
The negroes in Texas are only a little
ahead of those in Georgia.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01
theories of Temperament.

Now comes DR.. Paul Gibier of the Pasteur
Institute in New York with an entirely new
theory anent the human temperament, based
upon the chemical composition of animal
organism. Instead of the old divisions into
the sanguine, the nervous, the sympathetic
and the bilious temperaments, he argues
from experiments and observation that
there are three temperaments or constitu-
tions of the animal body-the alkaline, the
acid and the neutral-and he holds that a
study of these temperaments would enable
medical men to gain better idea OF the
unequal distribution of maladies, or, in
other words, the differences of susceptibility
to infection.
According to his theory people with an
alkaline temperament are not subject to
either rheumatism or cancer; but thew
show a peculiar aptitude for contracting
chest troubles, and should, therefore, use
animal food and moderate quantities of
spurious liquors. Those, on the other
hand. in whom acidism prevails, are not in
danger of tuberculosis, and are less subject
than the other class to cholera or yellow
fever; but they may have rheumatism,
neuralgia aud heart troubles
Persons having the neutral temperament
are really in normal condition, and are
more easily cured when they are attacked
by acidic or alkaline affections All the old
definitions, according to DIR. Gibier, de-
scribe the moral character rather than the
internal constitution; and so when we refer
to a man as having an acid temperament it
is not intended to mean that he is sour
tempered or Of vinegarish disposition, but
simply to describe his animal organism.
Science merely places man on a level with
the other composite bodies in nature. Am
monia, lithia, sodium, glycerine and
chlorides help to make up the animal body,
into which microbes, bacteria, bacillus
tuberculosis and a whole host of other
infnitessimal organisms enter and run riot.
After studying this over for awhile, and
| rejecting upon how easy it is for something
to go wrong, it is not nearly SO difficult to
understand why people sometimes get SC
| awry as as to eat onions, commit suicide or
vote the republican ticket.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01
lNDEI TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

SPECIAL NoTIcEs-As to Bills Against British
Steamship Scotsman; AS to Bill 10 Amend an
Act to incorporate a Regiment Of Cavalry
Turkeys, etc, at Joyces; All Saints Day. via
Coast Line Railroad TO Cathedral Cemetery; To
Our Friends and the Public, Pepper Hartyi
Removal of DR.. Montague L. Boyd's ONCE.
CONE AND SEE McGINTY-Linisay & Morgan
ATMoRE's MNoEMEAT. ETc.-At Wells Bros.
PUBLcATroSs-The Century Magazine in 1891.
NoTIcE-New Store, l. n. White.
AMUsEMENrs- Excursion to Beaufort
Sunday, Nov. 2
ALL BUILDERS SUPPLIEs-George Schley,
Broker.
A Coon NEWSPAPER FOR SALE-George Il.
CLARKE, Smithville (Ge.) News.
LEGAL demonstrations from the Clerk of
the Court of Ordinary.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; Fol-
Sale: Lost; PERSONAL: Miscellaneous
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01

Responding to inquiries from county
chalrmen in the Fourth congressional dis
trict Of Virginia Gen. Malone, as chairman
of the republican state committee, has writ
ten personal letter to each, in which he
says that Iangston is not resident OF the
state; that he is not the nominee of the Re-
publican party; that he is dlsorganizer;
that his election would be detrimental to
the interests of both parties, aud that he
hopes he will be defeated. If there is any
thing else the small general has to say about
the brunette statesman he is keeping it to
himself
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01

One Of Judge Roger A. Pryor's first cases
in the New York common pleas court was
a peculiar divorce suit in which Marie
Bolland accuses her husband Of general
cussedness and strong tendency to mop up
the floor with her. as it we're; and he, in
turn, charges that she talked in no amiable
way all day and all night and far into the
Sabbath, greatly TO the humiliation Of
sleep. If that's the case Mr.. Bolland had
some proyocation for resorting to somewhat
desperate measures to divert her thoughts
from conversation.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-01

ut is with alarm" that we announce to
the newspaper fraternity that Mrs. Frank
Leslie threatens to marry a journalist. She
says she wants one big enough to properly
trouuce stupid English reporter who once
entered her bedroom and failed to ade-
quately describe her underwear. Here is a
golden opportunity for one of those journal
lists who are satisfied with reprint. But those
who go in for an original article had better
break for the high timber until it is
definitely ascertainei just what journalist
she intends to marry.