The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1890-06-28

TO teach you MANNERS i7uAAiu8 MS cuu~
gel vigorously Why, man, you are mad'
u. 5. Oh. no. Johnny I'm not mad. but
this tobacco Is poor stun. Crying 70 make
his pipe draw
J. p. (To the courtiers) I'd like 10 fog
this fellow for his impudence. (rhen 10
U. 50 Well. what do you wants
u. =. Now, Johnny don't get excited.
just came 20 tell you that the Russian Bear
Is about To pounce on you unawares, and
strangled Ireland Is being brought to life
by her exiled sons across the sen.
J. ID. Q.caves the throne and PUSHES
from one side OF the stage TO the other nj
mention OF Ireland, shaking his cudgel In
u. = = face. while z. ;. sits calmly smok-
ing) Yes, you are sending. aid to Ireland
10 defeat our government II you can, but
we'll show you TINT IL can't be donei
u. s. No. no, we're only watching.
j. Is. You call IL watching, do you,
when millions OF dollars are coming from
America 10 help the lazy Irish to resist
law and ORDER
". S. Now, Johnny do be reasonable.
You never seem 10 fret when millions OF
pounds come to help pay the English land
lord.
j. d. O. that Is private funds.
u. 5. Just SO. Johnny. So IL this private
fundsl
4 ]. H. BE careful or you viii find your
public funds In danger.
/ l.. :. Just 80. 1 remember you were
careful OF your private funds few years
1 ago. when you sent aid by the ship load 90
help defeat our nation. Every dog has HIS
day, Johnny.
4 =. ID. Take care what you sayl I'm In
no humor 10 enjoy a Joke Shaking his cud-
gel with renewed vigor az u. 50.
IT, s (smoking calmly Now, Johnny,
just keep cool know you hate TO have
ms talking about you. calling you robbers
and murdcrers, but you are too high, John.
NY Come down TO the level of mankind
and view things as we do; then you'll see
these things for yourself.
Just then a courier PUSHES into the hall,
crying 1--WE are all going TO be murderedl
London Is all blown up. The tower IL de
stroyed, The Queen Is dead, and no one Is
safe.
Everyone - panic stricken. Uncle Sam
forgot 10 smoke: Johnny Bull forgot his
wrath, aud disorder reigncd supreme. The
man who brought the report had not seen
anything: but the frightened people in the
streets OF London, he said, were running
and screaming with terror, az though all
England was about 90 be destroyed with
Irish dynamite We could not gain any
definite knowledge OF any source, and the
night was passed In dread and suspense.
On the first train In the morning mum
Der of US went down 90 see the wreck
There was nothing talked Of on the train
or on the streets but the terrific explosion.
We soon learned that the Queen had not
been in the slightest danger. But the
great ornamental gates leading TO West
minister Hall had been thrown 10 the
ground, and the windows on the north
and south sides Of the immense building
had been blown 20 atoms. The leather on
the seats in the building had been cut and
torn, and the horsc-hair stuffing was scat
tered In every direction. The great win
dow over the entrance to Westminster
Hall was shattered to fragments, aud the
floors were covered with broken glass and
masonry The lobby OF the House OF Com
mons In the Parliament building was com
pletely destroyed. The strangers gallery
was thrown down. A chip was taken from
the speakers chair, and Mr.. Gladstone's
chair was in splinters. The western ex.
nemity Of the building was a complete
, wreck.
But the tower was the most perfect ex-
doors were completely destroyed The ex-
plosive substance had played mad pranks
with the many hundred stands of arms,
twisting the rifles into the most fantastic
shapes, and scattering them into wild con
: fusion.
Lohdone - who heard the explosion de.
scribe IL AZ most terrific. II was an awful
shock, striking at the heart OF English
pride and power, and resounding through
every land and cline with warning notes.
Returning to Blue Ridge the details OF
the explosion were commented upon at
great length Each guest had some theory
TO advance as 10 what would come next,
and why this atrocious crime had been
perpetrated.
1T all comes from this COMPOUNDED agifa-
ton that Patnell is keeping up" said the
duke rs we were enjoying comfortable
half-hour by ourselves In his rooms
s'I do not believe Parnell IL 10 blame
The Irish people think they can only OBJ
tain hearing in some such way. IL En-
land would deal candidly with the Irish
people rs she does with Canada and her
other colonies, men would never resort 10
such desperate means"
Talking about that explosion YETI" ex.
claimed Colonel Haynes, as he came into
the room. I'm glad my home Is not in
England"
you'll DO having the same trouble In
the United States before long" said, IF
your careless way OF disposing OF public
lands continues"
II did not know we were careless. Our
laws are liberal but well defined, = said the
colonel mo one can buy our lands OF
the government I'm large tracts, and the