New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-08-18
THE TALK or TIE DAP.

place in a Prohibition town In New-Jersey has .
slgn with the words, Saltwater, root beer, ginger
ale sarsaparilla, etc. AS might be expected, the
greatest call Is for ~ etc.
California man has invented an agricultural
machine that combines digging slb,ol9g puverlzlng,
10 drive the team so that the agriculturis can 20
to the nearest village, sit on the postoiee steps and
discuss the purposes and progress OF the Farmers
Alliance, he Will make fortunc-ITexas slftings
OF the 1,34o abandoned farms reported in New.
Hampshire year ago, 3O1 now occupied. They
have nearly all been bought either by welltodo
people from cities for summer homes, or Dy practical
farmers Just about year ago The Tribune sug.
gescd that welo-do city people buy these aoandone4
NcwHampshre farms, and IL Is gratifying to see that
the suggestion has been in measure adopted There
are many fine farms in NewEngland to-day ad.
mably adopted for summer home, which can
be bought for q trinc. How much better II would
be for city with a growing family to go to
such farm for his summer home than to some
noisy and garish hotel, with bedrooms like pack
ing case!
To Ease the Trademarks Mlnd.-Mrs Blobson-
There's another bill from Kengott l am AFRAID ne
Sir. Rlobson-IThat's So must step in tomorrow
and order some more goods-tl'urllngton Free fress
When the present Earl of Caithness now sixty four
years Of age dies, he will be succeeded by Arthur
Sinclair, Who in partnership with his cousin John W.
Dakota. Mr.. Sinclair Is handsome and manly
fellow with a proper American contempt for glitter
aud empty titles To his neighbors in Dakota he
has never said word about his prospects and con-
nections in Scotland. and it IS doubtful II any one In
Nelson County Is aware that the modest fellow whom
they know so well may be, Of these days, Arthur
sinclair Earl Of Caithncss and Baron of Bcrrdae In
the Peerage Of scotland. Baron Barroslll In the
Peerage OF the United Kingdom, Earonet OF Nova
scotia +. r. s.. Lord Lieutenant and sheriff Principal
Of CaithnessShre, etc, etc.
Seen Near IIudson.-A few DAYS since a party Of
gentlemen and ladies' were walking In the cemetery,
and glancns at an adlacen ot tae e SAY IsS
lands. The sight referred b. wos that OF Young
girl hGhSS to Of ms wo c aea The ana poor Srgf
fsltered In the work would her by threats
end ~ The seen WRS s % make r 1s o
the Old scoundrel who uses his help Ike animals. II
is enough 10 make ones blood curdle to see such PEG,
help protect any one who will Eve the villain sound
tlrashing the next time he l. caught dohg ahS'hMs
Of this knd.-QIudson Journal.
Old Nicholas Lunng, of san Francisco who died
the other day worth s15,oo0O00, was very grasplns
and miserly some time ago. acquaintance who
met him. noticed that he looked very unhappy "Whst
Is the matter Mr. Luningl' he asked Mater
enough growled the old millionaire, "Pve got
% 900 600 lying idle in the bank, because can't loan
IL at anything over per cent?
Hanging in the compoSlng-room OF "The news.
office IS calendar for lS9o'9l that was prh.eu Sy
cunied a good share Of the attention OF newspaper
readers four or FIVE years age 81 ' Fyua wSr IN
New York. ard printed By HIM TINS Week III S G
sing Prison The calendar + nsa.E nsper Of tobacco
that was wrapped up YESTERDAY In me same
river institution by the recently 'e"''"0N "a ''A'>
pcll-(Newburs News.
"The Nashville American tells Of cactus KNOWN
blooms Just before Democratic triumph But tha'
is not nearly so interesting plant as "skuhhcao-
haee, on the farm Of Hiram Dawkins. OF vermont,
aIch only emits its peculiarly unpea odor Just
before a Democratic triumph. Latery' Mr. Jaw
kins says it manifests disposition to emit an odor
when the Democrats put up candidate but 'nere
doubt on this point
ash, exclaimed Tommy. listening a. the door s;
IN ;, ,noDr,d While Mammals calling papa my
love- "-(Chcago Tribune.
aThe Best Way of Keeping Apples Is tfe u.e
q, n long article in The New England Farmer Ac-
cordlng to all accounts the NewEnsland farmer Will
find little use for the suggestion this year.
Customer-IIow much IS this winel .,,.,. orA
hno xou like W' IT, Everybody does Is that yOqr
little boy Fine looking little lad ANYBODY eoa quo
want a cookey This wine, mem, is worth $3.50
gross. Have il sent. Of course u.o. ., MIN,
Custoner-OI oilil MI,'S% q "a tha bnynnae.
nathic d,snansary on the next street Will you pay
Tor that cooley or will You have it charged -tBoston
Transcript.
The Church Record Of England thinks that IL
IS not desirable to pray for fair weather except wheh
the bad weather is very bad as to make IL evident
that it is a visitation for National SINS otherwise /"
will be useless TO pray for fair weather. Oh course
"The Record. is in solemn earnest bat II h extremely
amusing all the same.
Always ON the Go-IIenry-IIave you a standing
account at Trustems! x., o,,.s
Uenry-No; it's a running one Wonder comes
Trusteul now ood-by.-(Detroit Free Press.
MIR rOISOM'S PREDICAMENT.