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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-02-11
DROBATEOF WILL.

In the msiter Of thc p.oiie of''.
Sarah Crowley, deceased.
On the DIST day Of January
+ Rogers. filed his petition, asking
bate of the will ~ -afah CrOw4ey, q Dc-.
10 appe ring by saii Ie iiion END o..
me state OF West Virginia. % o. therefore
liar ihe afoft aid Tef on DO aprlA ar
one month G0m the first pl1lcai on per
A, What IL necessary % iO pr. 3 r.. htr lrief' ID
a.. mater GEORGE HOOK t.crs
lPntllsned the iri time February -
J. +. ROGER. Attorney '''o
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There was froe who lived in q spring,
He caught such cold he could not sing.
Poor. unfortunate ratrachian, IN what a
sal plight hc must have been. Aud Vet his
misfortune was one that often hcfalls singers.
Many a once tuneful voice among those who
belong % the genus homo is utterly spoiled
on cold In the head. 90 or on the lungs, or both
combined. For the above mentioned croak-
"a" We are not aware that any remedy was
ever devised. but we rejoice t. know that all
human singers may keep their heads clear and
throats in tune by the timely use of DR. Sage ;
Catarrh Remedy and Or. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery, both of which are sold by
druggists.
Dr. Sace's Catarrh Remedy cures the worst
cases Of Catarrh in the Head, no matter of
how long standing. while for al laryngcaL
bronchial throat and lung affections, Or.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery Is posi-
lively uneQualed. IL cures the worst linger-
ing coughs and builds up the flesh aud
strength of those who have been reduced
hv wasting diseases. IL is Guaranteed TO
benefit or cure in all diseases for which II IS
recommended. II taken IN time and given a
fair trial. or money paid tor It refunded.
Copyright. issS. by WORLDS DIS. MID. Assn.
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struck the Right Vein.

L1iisl &c COufltT-J1ufItut
The Democratic Governor Of West Viz
GINA did good thing when he wrote
"What we have endured and expended
in this contest counts for naught in COM
parisou with the preservation OF the pollt-
zeal rights Of the people through an uncor-
rupted ballot"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-02-11

WHAT we have endured aEd expended
in this contest counts FOR naught in com.
parison wi,h the preservation Of the Polit
zeal rights Of the people through an uneOr-
Inp.ed hAlIot.-Gorernor FIelniaq.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-02-11

THE Htebigacsr nowadays appears to
be edi.ed from the ofiiee OF the Pniladel-
phia Press and what the Philadelphia Press
dOtsn't knos about West Virginia pOli,ies
would make large and interesting
Ishrarv
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-02-11

THE Democrats have nominated IN
in Judge KELLY's district in Penn
sylyanis an extensive wooden manu-
ac.ursr, Mr. WILLIAM NJ. AYERS, to
succeed toe late father Of the house. And
they nave nominated him on a tree wool
platform. Il will bother Senator RRY-
RuRN, his Republican opponent, to attack
Nc AYERS posilioa.
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Taken on with La Grippe.

BALTIMORE, MD, February 10.-Rev.
Hueh Francis Griffin, one Of the Oldest and
best known Catholic clerggmen in Mary
land, died at st. Charles College, near
E lott City, Of il fl uerz' complicated with
other complaints due to old eye.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-02-11

As WILL be seen from dispatch in an
other column. The Yves; Virginia Central
railroad Is in = very prosperous and grow
icy condition.
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r,Xnrto Get Idaho In.

WASHINGTON, D. c, FEBRUARY 10
Tee Senate Committee on Territories TO-
day directed Chairman Platt to favOrably
repor: the bill for the admission OF Idaho
ss State, aud it will be reported to the
Senate.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-02-11

TT WILL b. Interesting to hesr the Re
publiclns discussing the subject Of rules
in ths next Cjugress, wsich will have a
big Dsmocra,io majority.
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GRAND OPERA HOUSE.
@,nqal got te,
SpsToCKHoLDERS' NEEIlyG.

The irc0rporators Of the WHREiIN. .E
VELOPMENr COMPANY hereby f.-.Hs'e
Tuesday, February llth, 1890 AZ two OBJ I..
m a. the time. and the rooms OF Oh. Haa ~
Of Commerce OF the city OF Wheelr s.
plgce, Tor az neral meeting Of She S'0.si ..7
FOR the election OF DreCtoN and tr+rsacro. ~
such other business ~ may be- DR. r.u
them.
n. h. SCOTT JAMES NrtlNl tl.
c. +. BRANDFASS, g. BRADY
r. y. I OBBfNi. incorporate.
NOTICE. Al, subscribers % tsr stock 0i a'0.r
named Company are expected 90 be present t
above called meeting
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SPEAKER REEDS idea Of msjori,y rule
ia TIA. 40 Dsmocratie member Of Congress
shall have any say about any thing.
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TOR RENT.

3 0' ''' l.
Ten-roomed house, s4s Main street: has ali
modern improvements.
SixIoomed brick house. 1901 Jacob street
Seven.roomed house. South Penn street: has
all modern impr vements
Five roomed rouse, natural and city gas at
80 North Huron street
Five-Toomed house. 10 South Broadway
Six roomed house, 1884 Market stree
Three roomed house, 262S Chapline street.
Three-roOmed house, LOG Virginia street.
Five-roomed house. IL Snnth Broadway street.
Six-roOmed brick house on South Elm street
Five roomed cottage, so Kentucky street: pos
session at once.
Nine rooms s G. corner Market and Tenth
ST. eetS: good location for boarding house
DAIRY FARM, within few minutes drive
from this city, on National Pike. Possession
April LIST.
q. o. SMITH,
feT, Tn, SD No. 1920 Main Street.
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THE President has Op,nsd the ball in
the Sioux reservation.
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DR., PIERCE'S PELLETS

regulate and cleanse the liver, stomach and
bowels. They are purely vegetable and per
fectly harmless. One a Dose. Sold by
druggists. IS cents vial,
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DLANK BOOKS J
SHIPPING BOOKS

CHEOh- = ~ q
The REGISTER Blank BooA ....- -tl.e.
gindery n the most oomple.e n...1es.
work executed with facility so
ders solicited.
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feT.Th,sad
TRUSTEES SALE.

'hOS EE > CADE.
BY virtue OF a Decd tf Trust made by Emma
Stanley tn William Prayer, the undersigned, as
Ircstee dated January 49, 1889, and recorded in
the Clerks office OF the County Court OF Ohio
county West Virginia, in Deed OF Trust Book
No ~ Folio 6l9. will sell at public auction at
the storage room corner of Eleventh and Water
streets. in the city Of Wheeling W. Va, on
Thursday, March l3, 1890,
beginning at 10 O'Clock a. m, all the following
property. that is to say: 32H yards BRUSSELS
carpet. 20 yards Bru.tells Carpet, 26l+ yards
BRUSSELS Carpet II. yards stair Carpet, Cham
Der Sets, . Cotton Mattresses, 2 Spring Mat
tftsses. Feather Pillows, Feather BOsters,
Folding Bed, / 7l2 dozen Stair Plates Smyr.
ma Rugs, Mas, Bear Rug. BRUSSELS Rug,
Stands, Lounge, Plush Parl0r Chairs. 2 Rat
tan Chairs, Walnut Chairs, Diniug Chairs,
3 0ttomans Clock, Mantle Ornaments Cur
tain Poles l Wardrobe. l Marble Top Table, or
so much thereof as may he necessary TO pay the
debt secu e1 by said Deed OF Trust.
Terms OF Sale Cash.
fellI VIM. Prayer, Trustee.
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Steamer RAINBOW" Chris G
Irllsfstf? Young, Master; Chss. W. Knox
GO Clerk; every Tuesday at a. m.
Steamer ANDES" Z. B.. Cooper
llzItr3 Master: Al J. slaven, Clerk; ever
Ia Wednesday at m.
Steamer "HUDSON," J. F. Ellison
sl|zsStt9 Master; Dan Lacey, Clerk: every
Thursday al a, m.
Steamer &C. W. BACHELOR,
s1St-SG George O'Neal Master: 7. c. Poe
Clerk; Every Friday att am.
IT, :. Steamer SCOTIA" John NJ. Phil
lsSt$il lips, Master; Robert II. Kerr, Clerk
- every Saturday att a. m.
~ Steamer "LOUIS A. SHERLEY,
s4ts4stsf Ed Msddy, Master; julie Wehrman
$3.50 Clerk; every Sunday at = m.
First class fare. Wheeling TO e .Scinnsti, $500
Round "Trip, $1,000. Meals aud state-room in
Guided.
Rs-Tiokes transferable and good until used
For Freight or Passage spply on board or Tele
phone No 3i2. FRANK BOOTH.
noiS Agent
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Hen advertisements.
NIGHT SCHOOL.

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TO THE GOVERNOR.

a Communication 10 His Exoelleney Re
EardiDg the Weston Insane Asylum.
To Governor a. B. Fleming Through The
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Stlamboats,
STEAMERS
For Cincinnati, Louisville, Mem
phis, st. Louis, New Orleans,

VIII leave Wharf Boat, foot OF Eleventh Street
Daily. Monday excepted, as follows
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GRAND OPERA HOUSE.

IN 4G<S - "a n a AhAFI-
Supported by a Great Company Of raft- ss
nhceni stage Appointments. Tyro ,...l
the Helyetian.
Prices for this occasion only as % .,. ..
lery DC Children i5c: Or, ~ Circ. . U.
chestra Chairs so and IS cents. Ecs,r,f ,ai
on sale at Mcclure House Hat Rui Flu.tn
Store.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-29
Suits Suddenly Ended.

Mabel Collins libel suits in London
against Mime. H. 2. Blavatsky, Light and
Mr. B. Keightiol have collapsed, her conn
sci abandoning the case and the court
striking them off the docket. The plaintiff
made a somewhat sensational scene in
court upon this sudden and unexpected
termination of the proceedings, but-hke
her spits-collapsed when confronted with
one of her own letters that had just been
brought TO the knowledge of her counsel,
and which was tho amply sufficient reason
for his action. The result will be great
disappointment to tslc enemies of Theoso-
ply, both in England and this country, rs
high hopes nave been cherished by them
Of using Mrs. Cook (''ldabel Colhns'') as a
hammer to crush the Theosophic leaders
IN popular esteeln.
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light, but it is MRS. LILLIAN S. GOULD.
probable that the actual facts will never
become known. 1t has been established,
however, that Mrs. Gould reached New
York from England in October, 1888.
Her passage had been paid by the Lon
don overseers of the poor, and upon her
arrival in Gotham, she went to boarding
house in Chrystie street Within thirty
days she became insane from the excessive
use of stimulants and was removed to
Bellevue hospital After her recovery the
authorities furnished her with transporta-
lion to Marietta, Ga, where it had been as
Certained that Charles Gould, the man she
alleged was her husband then resided
With her departure from New York the
case OF Mrs. Gould passed out of the pur-
view of the authorities until the other day,
when the details given above were extract
ed from the official records by those inter
ested in securing the true story of the wo-
mans career. How she passed the time
from the hour of her arrival at Marietta
until the fatal moment when she stabbed
Gould at Murphy is not known, save as
credence may be given to her own nara
tive. She asserts that on joining her hus-
band she found him living opulently and
drinking heavily. They removed to JellicO
Plains, in Tennessee, where they remained
for rather more than year.
Some weeks since they visited Atlanta,
Ga, and Mr.. Gould, by common report,
there became notorious for getting drunk
on champagne and for beating his wife.
The latter, by the way, who is a handsome
little woman Of so or theTeabouts, dressed
elegantly and wore many costly ornaments,
among others a jeweled dagger, which
adorned her belt. After the pleasures of
Atlanta had begun to pail the couple re-
moved to Murphy, an isolated little hamlet
In western North Carolina, where Gould
after few days of abstinence began a ca
rouse Of the most luTid sort. In one of his
drunken frenZies ne chased his wife through
the halls OF the village tavern, striking her
with his riding crop.
He was taken to his room by the servants,
and Mrs. Gould soon followed him. There
the assault was renewed, and fearing for
her life, as she asserted at the inquest, the
wife stabbed her husband twice with the
toy dagger. He fell on the bed mortally
wounded, and while he lay there Mrs.
Gould diverted herself at the piano by sing
ing the jolliest songs she knew. The
wounded man fingered for three days.
After his death Mrs. Gould was arrested,
tried and acquitted by two justices of the
peace. Since then she has passed the time
in alternating paroxysms of grief and
hilarity, but whether sorrowing or re-
joicing has found comfort in cigarettes,
which she smokes necessarily.
If Mrs. Gould's tale is to bs believed she
has been married sixteen years, and at the
time of her wedding her husband was a
wealthy coffee planter in Ceylon. Their
life seems to have been a wandering one,
and some years ago Mr. Gould visited
America, leaving his wife in charge of his
sisters. How she CHANGED TO exchange a
comfortable home for the harsh charity of
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EpSfcr'S Grandson.

Little Hester has grown up brothers and
sisters and nephews and nieces who are
older and bigger than she is herself. 1t has
never occurred to her to be surprised at
this; it is part of her world as she has found
it. She has not yet discovered that this
state of things is somewhat unusual.
Not long ago one of her married sisters
sent for Hester to come and see a new
baby, and accordingly the child was taken
by a nurse to see this new relative. She
looked at the baby in mingled astonish-
ment and delight.
"Well, little sister," asked the baby's
mother, chow do you like your new neph-
ew?"
''Oh, l like him." the child answered
earnestly; but he can't bea nephew; he is
too small. But perhaps" she added, upon
second thought, che is big enough to be a
grandson. "-Cincinnati Enquirer.
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The Rest Dressed Girl

At winter resort the fair girl who by
unanimous consent was accounted the best
dressed on the occasfenyof a certain morn
ing german wore = simple white linen
lawn or muslin having a small purphsh
gray figure scattered over the material.
1t probably cost less than twenty cents
yard. 1t was made without trimmings of
any kind, the skirt in extreme simplicity,
the bodice open at the throat in a long,
narrow V, the sleeves full and unlined.
The waist was encircled by a wide ribbon
sash of the same shade of purple gray and
the satin shoes were of the same tone. No
other girl on the floor was as simply at
tired; no other excited so much comment
nor looked so sweet and womanly. She
might have been the poorest of all, so little
did her toilet cost, but as it happens the
contrary was the case, for besides being
"the belle of the ball'' she was great
heiress. Chicago Herald.
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up, ne rushed TO the door, JerKeu II open,
and screeched out as he turned around
and faced the other passengers:
Farewell, vain worldr'
Some of the passengers glanced over the
tops of their newspapers toward him,
others looked at him with languid interest,
while the man nearest the door threw up
his arms and yawned frightfully.
The man stepped out to the car plat
form, thrust his head back into the car
and again yelled out:
Farewell, vain world, go hence
Nobody seemed to care whether he went
hence or to some other place, and look of
bitter disappointment came into the brassy
face of the would be suicide He again
thrust his head into the car and wildly
Shrieked out:
'Good-by forever"
$50 long, my friend. Let us know when
yawned as he quietly closed the door and
sat down.
The desperate man on the platform fiat
tened his nose against the car window and
gazed in modify at the tranquil passen-
gers.
Waving them a final adieu he flung off
his coat, threw up his arms and-sat down
on the platform. Then he crawled up to
the keyhole of the door to gaze through it
on the horror and remorse stricken faces
of the men and women who had dehber-
ately permitted human being to go to de-
struction.
But there wasn't a single horror stricken
passenger to look upon. Several of them
were giggling immoderately. and the cold
bloeded, yawning passenger was indicating
by signs to the others that the farewell
vain-world" man had not gone hence, but
was still in New York state.
Finally he came sneaking back into the
car with a combined look Of sadness and
madness on his careworn face, which grew
gloomier when nobody rushed forward to
ask the cause of his desperation. Nobody
passed the hat for his relief; nobody begged
him to confide in them; no purse was made
up; nothing turned out as he had thought
it would.
Singing himself into the seat he had va
Gated the man Kissed out to the wretch in
front Of him, who was swaying to and fro
with rude and i'll concealed laughter:
Laugh, now, darn We! Oh, laugh, why
don't We? If ye had single drop of the
milk of human kindness in your breast We
wouldn't see anything funny in the suicide
of a fellow being. You'd bid him pause
and"-
Tickets! Ticketsn' cried the conductor,
appearing suddenly, and a minute later he
was saying to the man who had saved him
self from the death of a suicide:
"Loollee here, my friend, this is the third
time within a month that l have caught
you trying to deadhead it over this road.
The last time you was trying to work the
boat ticket and pocket book and dying wife
racket on the passengers, and l know from
your disappointed look that you've been
up TO something now that amt panned out
well, so off We co."
A jerk of the bell, a sudden stopping Of
the train, quick appearance of brawny
brakeman, slight scugfle near the door,
and the gloomy passenger had indeed gone
flying from the platform, and the train
had gone on, leaving him alone in this cold
and vain, cruel world.-New York Tribune.
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Fruit at Meals.

AS rule, fruit dessert in the evening
and after a mixed meal ought only to be
lightly indUlgedin, for the average stomach
will but rarely tolerate heavy influx of
such cold and usually watery aliment as
fruit. This is not the case If the fruit is
eaten before or between the meal courses
A ripe melon eaten with salt or butter, be
fore or Immediately after the soup, can be
freely INDUCED in. Experience teaches us
that stewed or raw fruit may be largely
taken between the courses In many parts
of the continent this custom prevails; the
Germans eat stewed fruit with many meats,
and in warmer climes such fruits as grapes,
plums, figs, melons and sweet lemons are
habitually eaten with all kinds of dishes,
or as = late refreshers between the courses.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-29

Bushels of chills and fever literature
have been written about Calamity Jane, -
said Cassius Reynolds, Wyoming ranch
owner, in the Palmer house, but true
story of her has never been given to the
world. These stories reflected upon her
character, when,.as a matter of fact, she
was good and brave woman. l saw her
at Rock Springs, Wy, where she is now
living. Her name is Jane Steers She
was the best known person in the west in
the 70's She carried military messages
for Custer in the Big Horn country, where
the savages were so thick that white
man dared not enter the basin. She dressed
like man. always wearing buckskin
suit. She could ride any horse that ever
bucked and never heard of tie word fear.
After Gen. Custer was killed she went to
the Black Hills and was the first white
woman to enter Deadwood. When Wild
BIZ was dying she tenderly nursed him.
When the Indians and outlaws were driv-
en- away from the Black Hills she drifted
from place to place and finally located at
Rock Springs .."-Chicago Tribune.
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A Gypsy Episode in Connecticut.

Prince William. who is said to be the
richest gypsy IN the world, has of late cut
wide swr&th IN Connecticut. He first at
tracted attention because Of the big gilded
chariot which Re uses fer his travels about
the country. Then his wife, Princess Mary
William, got into trouble at Rockville,
where in her way Of business as a fortune
teller she informed hrs. Ibith that her
spouse was regular Don Juan" Mrs.
lbith pitched into her husband, and be got
even By troUDcing the princess She sought
relief from the caaFts, and the mixed up
row threatened TO grewse serious that the
royal gypsy suddenly fed with his gaudy
aquip2se, burged up wife aad miscellane-
JUS assortment Of horses, dogs and thinkers
.enSilS.
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TIE ATTFnpTFD DIAMOND RnRRERY-

1hE AAlEAElED B1ANpNB Robbery.
s London pooruouse is not known. In
deed the only facts fully established are
those connected with Mrs. Gould's stay in
New York and with the tragedy at Muir
ply.
One of the many queer incidents con-
nected with the affair occurred on the day
OF the funeral Mrs Gould did not attend
the obseQuies, but sat in her room and
wrote poetry. Here is hey production:
TO GOD TOR MY -zsBASD's SPIRIT:
Ny God, lin5Jr yet on earth,
With reverend prayer TO thee,
Fearless mid the awful desrth,
That thou will yet hear me
In holy regions far above,
A spirit Yet may linger,
Awaiting from the hands oS love
Some sign of the blessed finger.
That hand now dareS on earth 10 write,
Now clasps itSef in prayer,
Entreatng asks the holy light
To show her husband where
He yet may meet his weeping wife
Who praye-fully asks Gods aid
To lead her TO eternal life,
And BE- with Charlie saved
The ''whys" in the Gould cSse are nu-
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beth street, where he had ruled as king
of de gang" so that he might not be
tempted to break his good resolutions.
On meeting some of bis old companions
one afternoon recently, however, they
picked quarrel with him under the be
lief that Dillon had got too pious ter
scrap" But when Dave raised his brawny
arms and made an old time rush they scat
tered like sheep. At close range one of
the gang" Edward TitJerton by name,
fired shot, and the big workman, who
was the sole support of wife, two chill
dren, two younger brothers and an aged
father, fell dead. The assassin and his COM
paniOns were soon afterward arrested.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-29
WHY VAST DONE?
A Query Constantly Following
the Commission of Crime.
THEsTRANGE CASE OF MRS. GOULD

A Woman Who Sings, Smokes Cigarettes
and Writes Poetry After killing Her
Husband-A Diamond Robber Loses
His Nerve-Frightened by Ghost.
Why2 ~
That is the query which must always
supplement any story Of crime. Looked at
from the dispassionate standpoint of disin-
tereStedness there seems to be strange
unreasonableaess in the preparation of
4 wrong which w9Ild naturally suggest
that the evil dOer is 50 lacking In mental
fiber as to warrant the presumption of in
sanity. Indeed it is a common saying, even
of hardened and haoitual l2wbreakers, that
ga man who has been in jail once is a fool
If he ever does anything to warrant his be-
ing locked up a second time" Ask the
maker of the assertion why it is that he
gets behind the bars so frequently and his
reply is almost sure to be:
Guess IT'S because Pm crazy"
Granting Iunacy to be prime factor OF
the law breakers makeup it must be both