Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-10-23
IT requires much sparkling to strike matr
monial match.

IT requires much sparkling to strike matri-
monial match.
ELECTRICITY is being introduced into all the
arts sciences and professions, but religion Is
yet to be heard from. The sooner It gets
move on the better.
WE are not men of note,
Merely the floating vote,
But during all campaigns we cut . dash.
We laugh while others quarrel,
Keep our eyes upon the barrel.
And while the leaders snarl
We
The
Cash,
(Chorus:) Sing hey, ye boodlers gay!
Hooray for election dayi
When we'll vote any way, II
We
The
Every candidates our friend,
For they fully comprehend
That we do not fear the crack Of party
lash.
They ouf value recognize.
And our power highly prize,
1iour pile is just their size. why
(Chorns:)
Oh, now's our harvest time;
It's dollars to dime
That we'll get there before the final crash.
Wen see how the wind blows,
Which way the money flows.
For we don't care who knows
We
fChorus:) Hooray, we're boodlers gay!
Who takes MS for jay?
We make the bosses pay, and
We
locomotives have arrived at Jerusalem. 1t
must be very expensive to lay rails on holy
land.
AoABLE car gripman is going to canvass
votes for Pattison. He has pull on the peo-
ple and should swell the majority,
THE spectators who cover their shorts man.
age to get along.
ONE ice machine company has been frozen
out already. Money put in frozen water is
liable to melt.
IT is not necessary to engage lawyer to
prosecute business.
THE farmers offer the most significant straw
vote going this time.
THE Delamater organs have discovered that
lew Emery is a bold bad man. Once upon
time he attempted to blow up an oil rig This
is terrible charge, to be sure. He's now blow
ing ND a candidate who killed an oil bill Which
is the worst criminal?
REpEArERs will be watched on election day.
PITY the sorrows of the small boy who
Has neither shoes nor heavy overcoat
Thrice pity him, for he feels very blue,
Because he is not old enough to vote
THE girl who smiled upon you in the break
ers will demand An introduction on the avenue
Formalities are waived on the seashore.
THE stage marksman is q shooting star.
IIPHILADELPHIA was christened the City OF
Brotherly Love before the dawn of practical
politics.
JUSTICE is blind. and good many jurles
seem to be deaf and dumb.
IF time was not divided up into such small
fractions, life wouldn't slip away SO fast
ONLY the rich find out how many beggars
live in their territory.
The "dignifed silence of the Delamater
managers will be broken in November.
IT must be hard to take the census in Venice
1t has floating population. you know.
Mr.. DELAMATER is almost worn out by
overwork. He lost his voice some time ago.
AN Indiana man has returned home after an
absence of 46 years. He got back just in time
| to vote.
SOME of the candidates are anxiously wait
ing 10 see how the trade winds will blow in No
| vember.
AMAN can be Christian under any creed.
A GREAT many courtships end in court
THE voters of Pennsylvania feel sore this
| year and are forced to do some scratching.
THE bootblack shines for all, evenif he is
son-of-agun.
The fashionable tailor cuts his way into
| society.
DRAW the mantle Of charity over the ballet.
| 1t will cover multitude Of shins.
WILLIE wmK1n.