New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-11-07

CHANCES HERE lind THERE.
Have any Of you dyspepa or !. hatred Of the wo'm
II you have. get up early these mornings and Walk o"
In the air and I'LL your lungs when the sun Is l",s
bright enough to take the sting put Of the aerial
but leaves the exhilaraton and the electric touch W
1t. Walk up the streets to the Park and when you
reach cw-York's big garden settle down to prisM
pace and keep 1t up until you feel tinge In So
cheek and your breath comes between yon'
lips Then try to talk Of yonr ills or cares II you ss,
A remedy as old as the hills. you say. OF cou,so o
It Is but good many people forget 1T or are 700 iAA'
TO try it.
What do you suppose keeps tie color in the cheef'
OF American girls Watch them in Fifthave. some
bright afternoon They so to dances. They eat ia'o
suppcrs. Many Of them miss thoe hours OF sleep when
called the hours for beauty Sleep but their eyes
are sparkling and there is touch Of pink on tne'r
check. They are erect when they walk Their s'ep
Is firm It's all because American girls arr s,, mUs
OF pride to Americans and Of admired beauty TO weary
cd Europe.
Election days bring TO ones attention certain con
diti0n OF affairs which becomes condition and not
theory often election comes around. why
are the benches In the parks deserted Just beioro
the day Of votngi Where have all the homeless
wretches gone who usually sit sround, redeyed ana
lstless. Well, ii you walk up the Bowery and look
into the cheap restaurants you will sight that
will open your eyes. Men eating II thir lives de-
pended on it, making up in tire, days for year Oh
fasting. The places filed with them and the cheap
lodging houses simply packed with them. Every
bed, every cot and every bench las Its occupant
you innocent you may wonder at the sudden chas
has taken trampdomp in out of the cold. But after
election they all back In their old haunts ta' te
IL Is vote for meals and bed. No one needs to ASH
who gets the vote who pays for the meals anu
lodging. That Is an old story
Work on the laying of the cable in Broadway mas
begun in some parts Of that great thorougae. IhoSe
to suffer first from the necessary discomfort are thea'e
goers at night. II is in the region OF the
that the pavements coming ur and the coachmeh
who try TO force their way some OF the thea'res
when 1t is dark and the weather is bad ferventy wish
that cities had been made with all rapid fac-
ties provided In advance-ony they DO nct say So i'
their language is less indirect and more iorciDic'
DIR. White says that people like football so much
because, among other reasons, the young men WIZ
play the game display soldierlike courage ana WIN
does not admire bravery case In Illustration
might be quoted of football eleven OF one
Of the big colleges in ar exciting year.
1t was in a championship game that 10
went smashing down the field and came Iuii
force into an opponent No one ever knew quite now
It happened but the runner dropped like log MS
chest was battered In and his sternum was prohen-
and they thought that lie was dead WHICH, io"i "o"
were CARRYING him off the field he opened his eyes ior
a moment HIS face was deathly white and his lips
blue Say boys he gaspei give give .hena ' IN
devil for this Then he tainted again ana s'ayco ILL
the hospital for many weeks.
IL was in that year or time near It, the writer
is not positive on the date tina; another Iamo"s
PLAYER was at the bottom of a heap OF men after q
hard "scrmmage.' Tile men gradually u"'"ns'Su
themselves and came to their feet, all except the
rfacflv cfil
Are you hurt old man. one OF the players asked
anxio,sly "IIurt 2" said the other: mo. Dut lily
knee-cap is smashed, and can't move my rs'
People who live in the Eastern Boulevard, the ex-
tension of Avenue A, which runs along the East hNor'
have the benefit OF two attractive featuresplcue,uc
Dlackwcs Island by day and the river craft Dy h'sh.
The houses here are close to the river that vesseiS
seem to pass under the WINDOWS "ie.
dark the lights floating silently beneath one are
strangely fascinating. But the large Sound steamers
| are most beautiful of all. They are huge pies OF
brilliantly lighted windows. In the darkhess wnen
night shuts out all comparisons they are apparently
,mmeasurable The cabins bright and the glass
SO c cra sas mn the river They are walking and
talking under ones very eyes for lnomeiit aiu I'LL
INC rmsh of waters below where the steamers wash
| circles TO the shore and then away again.
| When the islands in the East River become parks
for The people those who live near them VIII nave
reason to congratulate themselves. And people WHOSE
| homes have been in other parts OF the city may
hurredly take up carpets, rush ont furniture ANU
scamper toward the banks OF tho East River. farhs
in a great city are GASES in dreary deser, "hol
beside all this Battery Park Is park, not halIa% s,
and half building, hdeous at that, sew 10lhers VII
smile the very mention Of parks Ill other citeS ID"
| this Is all when"
| "What kind of people do you dislike most?" wa
the irrelevant question asked OF pleasant condncto
: <ba hiO ratiro
people who for some internal reason will not III!
tickets before getting the train and those VINO az
| get their tickets but can find them when come
| along to collect them. The man who insists upoi
getting his ticket the train almost Invariably lie
| TO get me to change a large bill am not supposed
to sell tickets, but to take them from passengers.
can't account for the large bills except ON the theor
that the man who has large bills has nothing smae
and is afraid to wait for ticket agent to make chang
for fear he may miss his train AS for the other 0
fender when he sits In his seat and goes through NV
nockets one after another without finding MS ucke
and then begins all over again, he drives cohu"o'o
| crazy
| The clever woman Is ont again with another co
| nundrum "Why," she says, "do yea men wheh
| woman Is standing I'm a Ger blush ami look uhhapp
~ Won get ND after painful pause AMI offer her yOu
! seat. And why do you blush furiously and long
| she politely declines the seat! Nine times out
| ten when this does happen II admit that women q
not often decline to take mans seaD, she has oh
a short distance to ride or Is not Urea ana HAS Az
objections to standing when she might deprive som
tired man of his seat She does not decline IL DC
| cause she is indignant. Besides, a woman appear
n better advantage in a car when she is standin
| than a man. She rests easily and comfortably o.
her feet looks composed and Is patient Your m. ma
| hangs 10 his strap, twists and turns as he watche
for q seat into which he may dive and wears grieve
Expression as II all the world were wrcning him. WI
| is thIsfn Why Is IL IL 1t be sol
| An Embellishments pride in his nationality sometime
| makes him ridiculous. An EDglsiman was comm
ont of the Grand Central Station the other day WIG
two men stopped him with prouse apologies aud aske
| him in French IL I've could give them O. light for thei
| cigarettes lie answered courteously In the sam
language that he could, and he forthwith handed on
of them q matchbox. His French accent was goo
| enough to deceive the Others, for OF them sai
| with a smile: Et vous etes Francois, aussi, Mon
| sLenr ., but the Englshman almost roared In III
indgnation 81, STRIP and this in g0cp old EnSlsa
IL am an Englishman.'