Telegram-herald., 1890-09-14

TIE GUEST 0E TIL. EVENING.
know more Of. 1 learn with great rapid
ity, and now know as much useful knowl-
edge as many men who are twice my
49, hnowa
"Iwant 20 know more about banquets
ana how to appear and sneak ag tAem
We think u having one here sooa. i
wish YOU would give me a few points. for
you certainly musr De authority on these
things WIN you answer through the
papers. SO IS that others which may wish
q know more ~ this matter nay also
have the opportunity
Success in lie Is ros due so much to
Inherent genius "a is IS 70 the ability 10
60 O. tie right place sor what YOU want
q know. l0a have shown the first
onahhcation necessary tosEccess. Osten-
sole. ana YOU deserve % win. Xou may
b. Ia rtther q nebulous and gumny
ftate mentally. bat you know where 10
20 for Information anyhow
Barqaets. according 70 Hilrs Manual
q Penmauship. Caiistnenics, Etiquette.
Common Law aad Diseases Of Horses, +"
''are given IN honor either OF some not
eli occasion or some distinguished for
eigner or prominent citizen. generally
b. an organization or association Of
men.
The guest of the evening may be read
ny discovered By his III concealed an
guish. lie smiles on az with the same
bright cnd bubbl.ng JOY that is felt by
man who canvasses the Internal regions
IN the interests of a large powder works,
carrying his samples with him from
point % point TIE tries TO jot down a
few thoughts On the back Of a menu.
sweet8us his consomine and tries % look
tickled. but the horror Of his own fer
menting thoughtworks and the sharp
prongs on his unborn speech take away
his appetite. and his bright. automatic
smile. frozen upon his white features,
looks Ike the mirth ON the face OF an
ice cream Judas Iscariot.
Every banquet has It's presiding Of
fcer, who may or may not be gifted in
that way. Some men are born banquet
irg, some acquire bznqueting, while
Others have banqueting thrust upon
thea IL is SO with presiding Some
presi .erts VIII make even the guest feel
comfortable, while others seem 10 be
placed at the head Of the table 10 keep 2
tally of the grub consumed. A gener-
5us and hosuitabla heart cannot be ac-
guired Just as we are about 90 fork over
our souls 10 the great grand jury at the
end Of life. and 50 no man can by the
mere acquisition Of property or position
alter his entire disposition in the after
noon OF his existence. You have no
doubt visited az houses, Mr.. Peterson.
whero tho host seemed 20 hang on every
w0ri YOU said. but kept moving the
clspidors around With y0u wherever
YOU went Tor fear you might lapse into
barbausu1 at any moment and spit behind
tie lounge You have visited doubtless,
Ostenabls. at places where the entire
visit was . gentle reproach % you. where
tho host male it easy for you by exam
pie 90 that you would know what finger
bowls ard such things were used for
have.
Possibly there IS an cir about ms
which tempts people Of great refinement
e. watch me nervousiy while / eat, and
keep thsir more toothsouo children osi
q my reach. fam q plain man. born ID
obscurity-in the dark 81 the lnoon-bu'
when my frisnas visit me do not watch
tie furniture with apprehension when
they uss it. OF start mp wildly when en-
ovsrwrouEht chair cracks
However, v--f1 -aiea ono c~rantion