Evening journal., 1890-06-06
A Scared Editor.

NoTflStOWu derald.
a Scared Editor.
A rugged farmer stalked into the sane
tum with big whip under his arm.
"Be you the editorfp he asked. II
am, was the half apprehensive reply.
Heres two dollars-send me your
paper for life, he said.
s'You see, he went on, ''our daughter
was sick and liked to die; she dropped
and grew weak and pale, had headaches,
no appetite, back ached, feet and hands
like ice, couldn't sleep, hacked with
cough, and we thought she had consump
tion. No medicine helped her till we
tried that DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
tion mentioned in your paper, when she
began to mend in no time and is now
we'll and handsome as a rose-put me
down as life subscriber"
Now the editor Is looking for another
scare. The medicine has cured scores
afflicted as was the farmer daughter, re.
storing the female functions to healthy
action and removing the obstructions
and tuppressions which caused her
trouble. 1t is guaranteed to give salts
faction or price ($1.0 00) refunded.
In Mexico forty-eight languages are
spoken, not including the one In common
use by the people who miss the trains by
only 3 few minutes. Troy Press.
THE peculiar combination, proportion
and preparation of Hoods Sarsaparilla
makes this medicine different from others
and superior to them all in actual cura-
tive power Sold by all druggists. Pre-
pared by Q. /. Hood & Co., Apothecaries,
Lowell, Mass
George Francis Train with bushy hair well
curled,
The reason was INST likely. as time pressed
He didn't stop 10 see how folks were
dressed.
Philadelphia Times.
Chester and Return Juns 10, 80 Cents.
On June 10 the Ancient Order of Hiber.
mans of Delaware, New Jersey and Penn
sylvRnia will have large torchllght
parade at Chester, Pa. For this occasion
the B. & o. Railroad Company will sell
tickets at 30 cents for the round trip,
good on the special trains leaving Market
street station at z 40 and z 90 p. m.
These trains stop at Delaware avenue
going and returning. Returning trains
will leave Chester Immediately after the
parade.
All divisions Of the order in Delaware
viii leave the B. q o Market street sta
tion at 40 p. m. Tickets on sale at
Market street. and Delaware avenue sta
tions.
WHATEVER may be the case elsewhere,
1t stands TO reason that an editor in his
sanctum is the write man in the write
place. -Pittsburg Bulletin.
SEE F. G. Hodges advertisement for
awnings.
Il am perfect bear.r said he
Unto the girl he'd make his bride
'indeeal Why. then, you'll just suit me-"
The timid little maid replied.
New York Morning Journal
PERHAPS no local disease has puzzled
and bailled the medical profession more
than nasal catarrh While not immedi-
ately fatal it is among the most distress
ing and disgusting ills the flesh Is heir
to, and the records show very few OF no
cases Of radical cure of chronic cattarh
by any Of the multitude Of modes Of
treatment until the introduction Of Elys
Cream Balm few years ago. The sue
cess of this preparation has been most
gratifying and surprising
"wHY do you call this Riddle Cot
tageT" Because the tenants give II up
every year. Harper's Bazaar.
SEE F. G. Hodges advertisement for
awnings.
Notices are good things But the
butcher who adopts Live and Let Live"
for his, Is somewhat off-Lawrence
American.
Ross has removed from l16 Market
street to his new store 210 Market with a
large stock Of latest styles of Hats, White
Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned If goods are not satisfac
tory
Cinnamon may not mind their p's but
they take great care Of their queues. -
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
DIR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, are
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made.
At druggists and by mail, 81 Office, 203 N.
9thSt. Phila. Ladies beware Of limitations
"Politeness pays, but it win not set.
tie any bills.-N Y Morning Journal
MARRIED.
BULLOCK-CORNISH On May A. IN
Camden, N. J. by the Rev George w. Fin
land, John lBullock and Anna Cornish, both
OF this city.
-COWPERTHWAIr.-- On June 3, by
the Rev 4. y, Cook, ID. D., stephen n. Fogg