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Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
CHILDRENS CHATTER.

TEACHER-"And now, children, you have heard the story of Ananias. What lesson should we learn from his fate?"
 Willie-"Never to get caught"
 'GRANDMA," said little Tom, ''they have got awful nice tumblers at the circus" ''It used to be the same way years ago, Tom-filled with red lemon ade, ain't they?"
 GRANDMA-''I should like to know if that slip set out four weeks ago has rooted" Little Bessie-"No, grandma, it hasn't got root. I've pulled it up every day and looked"
 SIx-YEAR-oLD - Grandpa, we have come to wish you many happy returns of your birthday. And mamma says if you give us each gold dollar, we are not to lose it on our way home."
 JIMMY (who has just returned from a party)-"Oh, mamma, do wish I'd worn my overcoatw Mamma-"Why dear?' Jimmy-"Because could have eaten great deal more ice-cream-"
 "WHY, Archie, you're not at the jam again and only punished for it an hour ago?" ''Yes, mar; I heard you tell auntie you thought you had whipped me too hard, and thought I'd even things up."
 "How long did it take Noah to build the ark?" asked the teacher. ''Dun- mo-" came the answer. ''Why don't you?" inquired the teacher sternly. "Cause," replied five-year-old young ster, ''I wasn't there"
 TEACHER-''Freddy, you may go to the principals room and see if he is in. and then come and tell me-" Freddy ton his return)-''He ain't therc." Teacher (severely)-''He ain't there?'' Freddy Correcting himselD-'He is went out"
 strangest little boy I ever saw. While other children of your age are light hearted and thOughtless, you are always sad" Little JOhnnie-''That's cause the other fellers ain't got cross-eyed mother who can see when you make faces behind her back"
 MRS. RAMBo-'-Is your mother at home, Thomas?' Tommy Dodd-''No, ma'am; she's out" Mrs. Rambo-''HOw unfortunatel Tell her I shall call again tomorrow, will you?" Tommy DOdd- -''Yes'm, I'll tell her; but it won't do any good. Iheard her say she was all ways out when you called"
 AKINDLY old lady was scross-examining a class of Sunday scholars some time ago. She sought to impress upon her youthful audience the importance of maintaining through life good name, and reminded them that Solomon had declared good name to be better than riches. "Now, boys, tell me what you would rather have when you grow up to be men. And please think before you answer" Up came several hands; but the first one called stopped any further inquiry. "Please, ma'am," shouted the little urchin, ''rd rather have whiskers.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
Equal so the Occasion.

Boston Thief assure you my of fsnse was but the result of a slight mental aberration occadoned by the gastric emotions that arose from my be- coming oognizant of the existence of an unprotected aggregation of putritivs substances in my immediate vicinity.
 Boston Cop-In that case suppli- cate your pardon and trust you will not think too harshly of me for having abraded the epidermis of your peri eranium by the sudden propulsion against it of my hgneous wand of office. Town Topics.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

THE Los Angeles Times says: Mark Smith, the democratic representative goes back to Washington for the third time, carrying eight counties of Arizona out of ten. The Pacific Coast Republi- can tidal wave did not cross the Colo, rado.
 The Times has been misinformed Marcus Aurelus Smith did not carry out of 10 counties, and the only majori- ties which he received at all were Nor mon votes. Two years ago MT. Smith was elected by 3,S68 majority, this year it was reduced to less than 600. We call it a victory out this way.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

That cunning but entirely gratuituout and wholly incorrect statement in this mornings luminary that Col. Wm. Her. ring and Hon. Harry Jeffords had been retained by the republicans to contest the county election, is false in wool and fabric. By the returns, both Heney and Brown are elected and there is ao solutely nothing to contest, so far as the republicans are concerned. The scheme is too gauZy. It shows through.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
New Restaurant.

I take pleasure ia informing the pub lie and my friends that I have removed from the Fashion restaurant, to the St. Charles restaurant, on Meyer street between Congress and Pennington which will oe known as the Bon Ton Everything new. Private rooms for families. Tomorrow being Sunday, I am going to give an excellent openin dinner.
 JoE SoLDINI.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
4 TWO SIDED BILL.
70 Created . Tremendous Sensation in the
 Treasury Department.

% Created Q Tremendous Sensation in the
 Treasury Department.
 There was received at the treasury department one of the most peculiar bank notes ever seen among the millions upon millions of currency notes printed by the government. 1t was go note or a s10 note, just according to which ide was up, for by some remarkable mistake the one side was printed with the figures and devices of a $20 bill, while the other had all the figures and devices of a $10 bill.
 The note was returned to the treas ury by the cashier of the First Wash ington National bank of Jersey City, who sent it with rather sarcastic note, fntimating that bis bank was not going into the freak business, and added that as the treasury had counted that bill for &20 he would trouble them to send him an ordinary go note The affair created sensation, for no one had ever seen such wonderful note before. The matter was referred to the depart ment of issue, from which the note had been sent out to the Jersey City bank. The mistake was promptly corrected and an immediate investigation begun
 The investigation was prosecuted with vigor, and Gen. Meredith found the cause of the trouble. It seems that the four notes printed on sheet are not all of one denomination. There are always three of one kind and the fourth of another; thus, in this case, three tens and 8 twenty. It was an easy task to learn just when this bun dls had been printed, and by which plate printers. They were examined, and it developed that one sheet of four notes, after having been printed on one dde, had fallen of the bundle to the floor. The assistant who picked 1t up by some unfortunate oversight turned the sheet upside down when she placed it on the bundle.
 The rest is easily understood. This iheet was printed on the second side with @ f0-face on the reverse of a ten, and one of the three 10-face on the re- verse of the one 20 of the steel Hence there were two "10 POS" in the lot. Thus the mistake was corrected. But no good explanation was offered, or can be offered, why these two bills, passing through a score of hands, each one of whom is supposed to examine every bill most carefully, should not have been discovered.
 Every person in the bureau who handles a note is held responsible in the strictest way, and 1t Is almost in- credible that none of these people should have discovered the mistake. In the department of issue are not less than dx counters, whose business it has been for years to count the notes be- fore issuing them to the banks. They are considered the most expert counters In the world, and yet all six of these wonderful experts allowed such bill to pass through their hands. No trace has been found of the second hybrid, so that it must be wandering around the country. The two notes will be kept in the treasurer's office as curios- fties.-Baltimore Sun
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

4 cablegram sars the presidents of Paris and Lon,iDn are wild over the democratic victories" This is the sa me crowd which was wild" over every dem ocratic victory in the late war, and the same gang which is constantly predict ing that the American Republic is a failure. Republicans are to be congrat- ulata6
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

AFTER bushwacking in every camp from Yellow Jacket to GratervIlle, and threading to throw out the Nogales vote in the endeavor to down J. K. Browns majority for sheriff, the local democracy this morning shouts "stop thief" Shades II anQue Verde.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

Deed from Jos. Carbon to Mrs. Glenn for lot in the town of .Nogales. Consid- eration S360.
 Sallie A. Buell. to the Tucson Build ing and Loan Association deed of trust 5, and ' of block 22, in Buelfs addition. Consideration S200.
 Deed from Sterling R. Wood to J. w. Bruce, consideration $40 for B part of lot 2 and in block 99, Tucson. QLocation of Walsh and Woring mines in the Silver Bell district dy D ::Wo ring and J. J. Walsh. =.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
Cyclamen Grawfag Rare.

The pratect of Savoy has recently prohibited the gathering of the cycla- men in the woods of his department. Notwithstanding it's abundance in the locality this beautiful plant has been threatened with total extinction from the enormous numbers gathered each year for sale In the markets of Cham bery and Ai1-les-Bains It Is the old aory; collectors arc everywhere; and tAe edslweiss and possibly the primrose vill soon become rare, fl not extinct.- 9chsnas.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

D. B. HILL will be more modest when he again attacks Secretary of the In terior. His violent attacks on Secretary Noble, because that official refused to order and pay for a recount in New York city met with one of the most scathing articles which 1t has been our pleasure to read for some time. MT. Hill was painfully made aware that the Secretary understood the manly art of self defence.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

IF Bishop Layton had only worked the thing little more carefully, Mark Smith would have had 200 mormon votes out of 123 cast at Pima, instead of 122. These little slips will occur, however, Bishop.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

IN the two years to come the people of the United States will have an op- portunity of reading the Mckinley bill and learning how the democrats lied about it in the last campaign.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
Depot Beer Garden.

Now open for the season. A first-class saloon in connection, where choice wines, liquors and cigars may be had. All manner of lunches at all hours. Ten pin alley in connection with the garden. Good lodging rooms and board :.S6 per week.
 GEO. SICoCAN,
 Opposite Dept.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

SAM JONES says D. D. after preach er's name means Devils Dude. Those who have heard Sam Jones talk prefer a dude to blackguard.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

LORD BYRON must have written the Maid of Athens immediately after a democratic .'tidle wave" struck Greece. Hence those pathetic and immortal lines "Teke the rest"
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

THE increased duty on imported cham pagne has already had the effect of largely increasing the consumption of the home article
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

WHEN the republican party becomes encumbered with boss it throws him overheard, per se, Pennsylvania, and other districts not so far away.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

CALIFORNIA beats the world on figs and Arizona can beat California. The climate is more adapted here, to that fruit, than on the coast.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

THERE is revival of republican stall wartism going on in the east. That is our religion.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
Justice.

Universal verdict is to the effect that Lemp's Lager on Draught is hard to be theSt. LouisExchange.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
LETTER LIST.
Unclaimed Letters Remain ing in the Tucson P. O. the Week Ending
 Nov, 10th.

Albizo, Alcanta Lopez. Petra R. Almenar, Juan Martinez, Baker, Blakely Medina, Francisco Bareras, Felipe Merklin. Geo. Bouillas, Solbador Meila, Petra Bruch, Adolph Mills,J F Burruel tlorensio ? Martinez, Bernabe Cerrano, Francisco Moline, Jose J Castro. Juaquina Muzer, Esq. Corrales, Ygnaeio Ortis, Enguil Dodson. John Rodgers, Geo Domingio. Refugio Sanders, Joseph Dazuel, Mrs. Sidel, Daniel Elerle, John E Logan, librada Edmundo, Miss NJ Soto, Maria c Fay, Chas M Steiner, Jacob German, Martin Trujio, Carmen Hartman, Ernest Telles, Jesusito James, Julian Valencia, aura Jones, Chas B Valdez, Maria Lopes, Francisco F Varelas, Guadalupe Lopez, Angela M Valenzuela, F. Lopez, Anna MaIiaVelasco, Beatriz F
 Villa Brijada
 KNOX CORBETT,
 Postmaster.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

IT is now definitely known that the mormon vote struck Billy Patterson.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

SILK hats are not suited to the repub- icau stYle of beauty this time.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
RECORDERS OFFICE.
KNOX CORBETT,
 Postmaster.

c. A. sHIBELL, COUNTY RECORDER.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

A SOUTHERN paper shouts. ''The old soldier must go." It looks a good deal that way this election.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
ANTI PRIEST.
PRES. HAPPEN TALKS.

President Happen, iof the Gallatin National Bank and a member of the clearing house committee says: "Our committee is now in session and signing certificates, but indications are that the issue will be very small. There is noth- Ing in tEe situation so far that affects the associated banks at all disturbing. Receivers White and Slocum of the sugar trust have taken possession of all properties and affairs of the trust.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
PRICE OF THE CITIZEN.


 DAILY. flne Copy, One Year in Advance, S10 0l One Copy. Six Months W
 WEEKLY.
 eCopy, One Year in Advance, SS 0l ne Copy, Six Months Ot II 0CAL NOTICES WILL BE INSERTED Al 4 I5 cents per line for the first insertion an 70 cents per line for each subsequent insertion. THE ARIZONA DAILY ('I2IZEN is in its twenty first year, and has an extensive circulation throughout the territory. Its Associated Press reports are full and concise and especial attention is paid to territ0rialinews.
 CORRESPONDENCE is always welcome but ii must be crisp, newsy and to the point, Matters os personal nature are ot desired.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15
J. c. WALCOTT S co.

J.C. Walcott and O., announced a suspension. on the Stock Exchange. It is not believed the failure will have any effect on the market.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

CITY OF MEXICO, Nov. 9.-Owning to disorders in the Colon plaza Sunday bull fighting has been suppressed in the Federal district and the governors of the States of Mexico will also suppress them
Arizona weekly citizen., 1890-11-15

ALGIERs, Nov. 1.-The Sultan of Morroco recently had narrow escape from assassination by members of bis black bodyguard, who had been sub- jected to discipline for some t-ifiing of fence. The would-be assasssins were promptly executed.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-11


- popular have our caesP adysE-
tlssmsuEs become mat there i con
st4nt lnqglEy ~ our clerks ia the once
sld f0slg collectors ga tie slxset 4 se
are gong - nzss "Seksl AIS nsxt
sunday II has never been tie AIM
~ the TEszszAs HERALD - print =
large number " advertisements a. thls
cheap rate but rather - 10 ace those
snO are not IA ths habit Of usins the
Hant columns u any neEsp4PsE 70 ny
C once and b. convinced. We believe
that lhs paper 5 already looked upon
A. TIE leading medium IN Western
Michigan for Want Advertisements, AMI
tlls . What Ne want. AZ nYe cenLs
each almost any amount Of advertising
could be obtained from real estate
dealers aad others. but As there : no
money AZ these prices .e restrict ali to
nQe advertisements each, bat invite
every one - come with one or more
wants. The more the merrier; come
oae, come al. but come before Satur-
nay noon.
Five lines for 1--WE cents.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-11

a. fo.loss II. &. Baxter } II. Dou-
A-,lsla. II. ". Shgples X. - Ia, ".
B. L0yelzLd, T. J sso~s }. = p>fF2s,
A =. White.
IT. Leonard L Sous cleared another
caE-ioSd of eroekery a. tee customs
once YESTERDAY, sl4 TIE Sigh furls-
t1Ee Company cleared eAx-l1ss1 81
n EFoEs- The daty On the mirrors was
$50.
County Clerk Harvey = prepsF ng
tsbul4Ied statement VI al the Clty on
GERS. ward officers, sapsFE .soFs aud
tcsRsnIp 0r1eSrs, vita addresses, ete.,
A. : the custom after election each
year.
Tomorrow night : yislt0gs' night
AT tbe OwashtSuOug Club, and an lul-
promptU eRLsTL4Inment sill be given
On faestay ikhI a. athletic entertA n
ment Tor members and ladies Mi be
giyen.
Hon. Wm r Abrams, OF Detroit, vii
dellyeran address On orgaui katl0u, Al Sn
open meetsng az Red Meas Hal, 50
Canal-st., Aonday evening, April "A,
under the auspices of Carpenters Union
No. IS.
Percy /. Cook filed bill Ia chanceTy
N the circuit court yesterday. Tie de-
PENDANTS are Jesse AcC0llum and May
McCollum, and the bill IS hled % en-
force a len upon a house aud lot a.
south Grand Rapids.
Yesterday morning the cable was
running al two O'Clock, aud illustrated
the curious fact in acoustics that noises,
ike men, are much more important
when not interfered with by competi-
ton on the same lne.
Among the cases argued and submit
ted Yesterday ia the Supreme Court
was that Of Maud Kelley against the
D., L. & Y. K. X. Co., Gen. Rutherford
appeared for the plaintiff and Wm.
Alden Smith Tor the defendant.
Inc arguments on the demurrer of
the defendants IL the case of the United
States We. the Michigan Land Il Iron
Company et al, were completed yester-
day. and the matter was taken under
adylsement by Judge Severens.
BY request, the Schubert Club will
give another entertainment at Powers
tonight. The M kadO" will be the
piece produced. The Schuberts have
reason TO be proud OF the request and
the performances that produced II.
The South Park and Crystal Springs
Railroad directors meet on Tuesday
evening next. The meeting which was
TO have been held this week was post
poned on account of the absence IN
Missouri, OF J. r. Trout, who IS one of
the board.
The long desolation in the jail Office
of the sheriff IS at last ended. The grain
ing and vanishing OF the wood work
and the papering of the walls are COM
pleted, aud the cheer of the place has
put smiling faces upon all connected
with the administration OF jail alta irs.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-11
PURELY Personal.

W. VI. Ford Is in Chicago.
Al. skinner has recovered from his
recent illness.
J. B. MullIken, of Detroit, was in the
city yesterday.
Mr.. w Byram. of Chicago, is in the
city for few days.
VIII Jones has gone East on an ex-
tended business trip.
Mrs. lie Grand Peirce, of Cincinnati,
is visiting Mrs. John Peirce.
Circuit Court Commissioner GOss was
at Sparta yesterday on legal business.
C. Blush, of Jackson, division super
intendent of the NJ. G. was in the city
yesterday.
Mrs. Loren Day has returned from
Florida, where she has been spending
the winter.
Miss Bertha Fleming, who has been
the guest OF Miss Remington has re-
turned home.
Or. F. b. Wright has returned from a
visit with friends IN Washington and
Indianapolis.
W. B. Carpenter, travelling passenger
agent OF the c. & W. NJ, D., l.. & y.
ana =. \ q 81 L.r@llrOauS, Is IN tnc city.
Mrs. DR.. Campbell FAIR has post
poned her trip TO Baltimore until next
week on account of the illness Dr..
Far.
Mrs. Garry Fuller, who has been
spending the winter IN this city, left
Yesterday for Wilmington, y. c., to visit
her brother.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. J. Coppens are tax
ing trip through eastern Tennessee.
Mrs. Coppens Will visit Memphis for
time before returning.
Mrs. Luclen Hawley, of Buffalo, who
has been visiting her brother, c. w.
Jennings. of 233 South Union-st., viii
leave for her home on Saturday.
J. 4. Weeks, manager of the Western
Union office at Muskegon passed
through the city yesterday on his way
home from Pontiac. where he attended
the funeral of his sister.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-11
COURT RECORDS.

KENT CIRCUIT-Judgc BuTch-Alex.
MathcsOn VS.. Austin Richardson, tres
pass on the case; on trial. Judge
Grove-NelsOn ". Northrop vs.. Thad-
deus G. Brooks, chancery; argued and
submitted. John i. SCally w. William
X. Keeler, tresDaSs on the case. stay
extended 30 davs. Eugene A. Roby rs.
William u. Gilbert ana Edward II. Gil
bert, replevin; argued and submitted.
Cornelius l.. Harvey and Henry j..
Heystek VS.. Frank c. Rathbun and Geo.
K. Ford, repleyin; stay extended 80
DAYS. Harrison II. Reed vs. William
Rice, assumpsit; stay extended 10 DAYS.
Charles 3. Dressler admitted to citizen
ship. Charles Z. Bseder ct al. ".
Sherwood Manufacturing Company,
principal, and Eugene VI. Kendall,
garnishee, assumpsit; judgment for de
fendant Kendall fox costs. Cyrus h..
Berkins, probate judge, etc, ". VII
liam COrdes, assumpslt; on trial.
PRoBATE-Hon. Cyrus L. Perkins,
judge-Estste of Gustav Christ, de
ceased; Will admitted to probate; Mich
lgan Trust Company executor; John :.
Lawrence and Charles r. Blair appoint
ed commissioners on claims. Estate Of
lHAElid -. ANHAhlf ut1ttHfA. v l44 anu
petition for probate filed; heariug May
%. Estate OF Jesse Packer Barton, de-
ceased; will and petition Tor probate
filed; hearing May l9. Estate OF Han
nah 5. Wood, deceased; letter tesla
mentsry issued TO Mary K. Wood. Is
tate Of Angus: II. Schatfer, minor; let
ters Of guardianship issued 20 Ferdi-
nand Scncidcl. Estate Of Clara NJ.
Schaffer. MINOR; letters 0f guardianship
issued 10 Frank Hsmmerschmidt. Is
tate OK Ella Post, now Bird, ct al,
minor, guardians final account filed !;
hearing May -. Estate OF Bridget sui
livan, decreased order that all claims
DC fled Ia court on or before October
70, ls90. E@tate 0f Florence CT0wles O.
81. minors; guardian's annual account
Hlld Estste # William Remis, de-
ceased. execut0r's saunual account Died.
Estate OF Don II. KTum. deceased; pet
ton for administration filed bearing
May -. Estate of Teddo De p e, de-
ceased; letters OF guardisnship issuei
20 Martin B Kmm.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-11

In the South Congregational Church
Center and McDOwsll-,ts., the young
people and children give Bradbury S
cantata, Flora Festival" Friday
evening, Aprii IL. They have been
praCtIclng the chOTuscs and semi
choruses several weeks, and the solos,
etc, are prepared with musical ability.
Over one hundred singers take part in
tho concert, which promises TO be a
musical event of some note.
The object is the purchase OF n piano
for the Sunday-sChOOi,
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-11

Have you raS or lnzrs In carpet That
tic arpet cleaner cannot clssn' Il s.
send tu ~ ard re w.I wash u for voc
and yog w4 b sgfpr se4 a. rs clesu
appearance when sic return g - vou.
HrFGER's I.ArNDRT.