The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-01-09
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The bsrains qsessios q The bear =
The price q eosi
--lIs il, pretty ioelish msa vho ssinh
thai ths grass siao. 10 green.
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lscly Il be set. mtls 81 The ersi vsier
~Tae mss vko rescbos The TOP 81 ibi
ladder mast gsa there 10 . roundsbos
vsy.
Mistress 20 spplseanil How cid Ar
yes. Balss,' Applicant with sssb) .
Abi nsm' bsyihef ~ us will liver see fort,
Isib.
some mea have W work harder d
sralI psyibg ~ hoRes. debl iaaa tibet
saald 10 cara The money 10 pay .
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What sfe 700 poplibg about Johnny
BlIys real mesa What's The mAilfri
eat eli ny s.ndy. aad Billy Won't sirc m'
sny Of bic
-Mn S5visu -Barglsn broke in,s
TIE ebafch lssi pishi snd took everything
r. saesdeh t.bssn, N isdtd) - Dad The,
take eollcc,ioof
Judge II got a. intorics.ed ~ OF
do ia shoot myself. Prisoner - II you
~As s'to.siostsd ~ sm you couldn't bit
Ter bsru door
--srrvsn. Boy wants 10 soc you. mum.
Mistress Hss be got ball 10 his hand
No. mum. Well. thea. he's got one 10 hi,
pocket sspd him swsy.
Miss Autumn Il wonder Why Charlie
ssked me Tor kiss lsst nish,f Mis- Csus.
,iqae = | suppose be VI. foolish enough 10
Imagine you souldn', give IT,
Ethel = Would you mind sitting on
my be. pa Father = What under the
sun doyou wish me 10 81, 90 your bat tori
want to see II can't invent 3 new
style.
Mrs Bloodgood What no. sn open
fireplace nor stove 10 the whole housef
How does Jour father warm bis slippers
willie2 Willie ttueiully) Warns EN- on
me. ms'sm,
She You are such 9 solitary man, Mr. 4.
sibly, should think you would ge, lone.
some. He-on. no; ] enjoy being by my.
self She Geographically Il don't see
how you can.
Mr.. Nswlyiied Il can SOC that baby
will be = great society leader when he
grows up. Mrs. Newlytied (aelighted)-
o. do your WhyY Mr.. Newlytied = He
gives ball every night.
Mr.. Harbosh-So you desire posi-.
iion as groom. What have you been EN-.
ployed at recently Applicant Hi ave
bin kachin' Hinslish PRONUNCIATION to
some dudes, your 'ishuess'
How absurd, said Mrs Spriggins. II
Gays here that Gov. Hill had given him
three cheers and stiger. He can set in the
cheers, bn. wba. on sirih will he ever do
with the dreadful animal.
Waiter TO Brown, on whose bald head
he has just upset his tray -Skuse me,
boss bat the fact am dat when q gema
min fnseis totip de waiter dis tray am just
sure ter do de tipping fer him.
--Eorsp.ured Dude Qo chorus girl be.
hind the scenes) = Miss Footlighte, adore
you. Can you-esn you be my wife2
Miss foo'lishte-I'Il ask my husband
about NJ he's Just coming of the stage.
Papa, said boy much given to read
ing, have often seen the phrase "A,
right thinking people In the papers Wtat
kind OF people are right thinking people?
They are the sort Of people, said the "a
ther Who think as We do.
odd Man lat lhe head ai the stairs at
2.30 q IN, Susie. what time is in Susie
with second look at Reginald, who loos-
ems his sripl-A few minuter pas. 10, |
pspa Old Man - Don't forget TO start the
clock again when you go to bed.
First Little Boy My pops a Metho
dist. what's yours9 Second Little Boy 80
Mine is ihsosophist Theosophist?
Whats thatf | don't know. Why dom,
you ask your pop9 ! did. but the way b.
looked, guess be dosea'i know either.
Minister Ito Johnny, who is digging
worms for BATH johnny. don't you know
that /, is wrong for you 10 do any work
except work OF necessity on the Ssbbstbp
Johuuy Necessity Amt this necessary
Howsa TELLER to do any fishing il he DOM
have bail1
--vi.iior- DO you like going to school,
my little dearf Little Fsuntleroy = Yes.
indeed. Visitor OF course. You love
yeur school, doh'. you, my pet; you like
your teacher. too, don't you, Little
faun,leroy oh. yes I wouldnt want
my other teacher Visitor OF course not.
Little fsnu,leroy NO indeed. Shessw
iul besrsis htei.
johnny during temporary absence Of
bis sister from the parIor) Going TO stay
here very late this evening. Mr.. Hsukin.
'on' Mr. Hsnkinsou l.omexh.i embsr.
r.ssrd) HIN why do you ask me that
question. JohanyY Johnny Cause Mr..
fersuson hes Irene's other TELLER, you
nov --is soin TO give me half dollar IL
stay IN here Tonight Is late - you do.
fssDiog I'm ge,.in mighty tired.
Going Higher. Mrs Bsansoup TO
Mr. Ffontrooml SO you attended the
meeting OF the lndependent Order Of
last bigh,g Mr.. frontiocm
seciien,iy stumbled iato the meeting.
And you declared in burins words ihs,
he time has come when boarders should
lice above The tyranny OF the boarding.
aoase Arepsr. ! may have said something