Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-11-04
ENGAGED nY TELEPHONE,
The Professor Popped the DIGESTION Jus
q Eex Minutes Too Late.

Eew Minutes Too Late. a
Ii appears, says the New York Trib-
une, that there Is young lady living in
Detroit who for some time has been the
recipient Of the attentions OF two young
men, one q professor in the State Uni
versity at Ann Arbor and the other q
travelling salesman for New York
wholesale hardware house, whose route
extends through Michigan and parts of
Canada. One day last week the New
Yorker arrived in Detroit late in the
afternoon, and, OF course, Immediately
started making the rounds Of the retail
hardware dealers, with the laudable
purpose Of selling each good stock for
the winter before the representative OF
any rival house should put in an appear
ance. He had hoped TO call on the OBJ
ject Of his affections in the evening,
but business was good, and eight o'clock
found him busy trying to induce a
Woodward avenue dealer to take six
dozen axes, four dozen grindstones and
half carload of wooden pals. At this
stage OF the proceedings q younger
brother OF the young lady dropped in
to buy a new jack-knife, and mentioned
casually that the Ann Arbor professor
was up at the house. 1t instantly oc-
Cured TO the enterprising hardware
and cutlery salesman that the professor
had come for no other purpose than TO
lay his heart at the feet OF the young
lady he himself adored. For . moment
there was struggle in his breast, but
he speedily got control Ct himself and
decided that he could not possibly leave
the store, as the dealer was just on the
point OF deciding to take the pals.
But the thought OF giving up the lady
who had been for months constantly in
his mind, waking and sleeping, was un-
bearable. Light suddenly dawned on
him. Handing the dealer circular ex-
planning the merits Of his new double
bladed chopping-knives, he requested
the use OF the merchants telephone for
Eve minutes, stepped 70 it and rang up
the central Office.
A moment later the telephone-bell at
the residence OF the young lady rang
sharp and decisive. The professor had
been there for an hour talking pleasant
ly Of the grand educational work they
were doing in the department Of fossil
OlDkN al Am AEDOT- " Lfu the Dt4l
rang, the lady's father being absent the
was . physician), she excused herself
and went into the adjoining room TO an
swer it. The professor heard her step
to the telephone and say Yes" make q
short pause and say Yes" again Then
there was short pause and he heard
her say: "Why-why--really, this is
sudden" Then there was a still longer
pause and be heard her say Yes" soft
ly, then Goodbye" and she hung up
the receiver and came back into the
room. The professor moved closer to
the FIRE and remarked that 1t was a chill
ly evening, and he thought it was going
TO snow, and then resumed his talk
about the great work at the university.
Fifteen minutes later there was ring
st the front door-bel. The lady an
swered 1t and district messenger boy
handed her plain gold ring, which she
slipped on her finger and returned &c
the parlor. Miss -" said the pro
fessor, fve minutes later, II want TO ask
you an important question this evening.
Excuse me for putting it bluutly, but
will you be my wite?" But we need go
no further with this. Two minutes
later the professor went down the front
steps, shook his fist az the telephone
wire and took the s:45 train for Ann
Arbor.