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Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

No medicine seems to be so grand in Its
action Tor rapid curing ol the very dam
gerous cough aud Tor the certain preven-
ton otIpDeumonia or inflammation OF the
lungs. as DR.. smms' White Pulmonic
lialsatl, 5Dc. and 81. Sold by drugglst,.
Depot. lth aud King streets, Whining
tim
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

II your clock has ths 10 grippe and
won't DO, aud wish 1t put in good running
order, seud postal and 1t Will be called
for, returned, and no extra charge made.
Ell l.. Bar'on, jewel,cr, No. ~ East
Seventh street,
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20
List of Public Sales.

1870.
January
18th. Jester & Mcdaniel, City.
2]rd. John +, Shurplcss' estate,
Brandywine Hid.
9Th. clarence Jennison, Red Lion
Hundred,
21th. VIM. NJ. Chandler. near Fair
willie. Pm
eth. r. L. Roberts. Chester, Pa.
February.
]. J. II. IIoffcciter, New Castle.
9th. A. II. TYSON, Chester, Pa.
" 10th J. Il. leighton, Pencader Id.
18th J. Il. lfornbv, Drandywine II d
18th. IL. Stafford. Now Castle,
18th. 4. u. Everett, r'r~sCaafie iId.
10Th. Matthew Rylett. Brandy
wine I'D.
2Oth. r. J. Morrison, White Clay
Creek Hundred
cath. Fell \ Leach, christiana Hi.
"a. ferdinand Janvier, Pencader
I'D.
q J. D. Hyatt. Stanton.
March.
ID. W. II. Derrickson. Mill Creek
Id.
ith. Geo. Foster, Iirandywine Id.
=. 9Th. Il. Donahue, brandy wine Hd.
9th. james Wright, ". G.. e. lid.
10Th. Peoples 6 McElwee, Christ.
lid.
II. Edward bands Ghristiana Id
18th. II. j.. Wood, Christiana Iid.
18th. Edward Banks. Christ. Iid.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

DR.. Lipplncott, No. ia French street.
rheumatism, neuralgia, dyspepsia, chill
dren,s diseases. urinary troubles, liver,
blood, skin, and all chronic and nervous
diseases specially.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Tom prov promises to be partly
cloudy % clearing, preceded ty rain and
sliPht thermal changes, followed by
clearing and colder on Wednesday.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Leaves behind troublesome cough.
Nothing better for this than Canada Pine
Cough Syrup. Keep bottle close at
hand and take enough to moisten the
throat occasionally. 25 cents at all
drug stores.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

To Prof. NJ. We'll, No. 800 Market
street. My Dear sir: have no hcsita-
tion In 'cn:iying to tho comfort have
derived from tho uso OF the periscopic
sptctaclc., which obtained from you
last November. The ssnse of cooinees 10
my oyerworked eyes Ia remarkable.
Yours truly,
SrEhCgn T, HALL, L, L. d.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

D. A. Powell, Nos. 3O8 End $50 Madison
street, has lake pike, l,ke shad, white
fish, founders, trout, gtlsn pike. Goldfish.
haddock, etc. Oysters iy the quart or
bnshel. Delivered free sf charge to all
parts OF the city.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

WIN al pear ut Proc,or's Grand Opera
HOUSE, Friday and Saturday evenings
and Saturday Matinee. The stowaway"
Is a powerful aud exciting drama, which
will be resented by rong company.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Complexion Powder Is au absolute ne.
cess ~ of the refined TO let Ia this cli-
matt. Pozxoni's combines every element
OF beauty and purity
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Masquerade suits To hire at Mrs.
IIenzs's, 81 East Fourth street.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Hand-knit clouds, hoois aud legeings
at % cents. Call and see, at Hnkill "
Poist's, Second and Tatnal streets.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

+. J. Meredith & Co., southwest corner
Third and Jetlcrson streets, Tor Clover
Honey, 16 cents per box.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Shallbark csramels at Ferguson's, II
East Second street.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

The celebrated 5 B. b. B. cigar, manu-
iaelured by II. +. Bourbon 81 Bro, No.
sl9 West Second street. Sold at all til 9
leading hotels and cigar stores. Try one.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20
PROGRESS,

We endeavor to always
keep abreast OF the times
and to that end have made
a radical change in our sys.
tenn OF milling from which
we are producing better
flour than we have ever
made, and which we ua-
hesitatingly claim leads the
market.
The requisite qualities Of
flour required to make good
bread are color and strength
and by using our improved
process flours you will find
that We have attained
both of these qualities to
their highest degree.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Old Cabinet, Gibson, Dougheriy and
Trlmile whistles at A. Wilhelm's, All
Shiplty street.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Cold winter 10 very near to us. Fill up
your coal bins, with the best OF coal ,
which can be had from GEo. w. BUsu g.
Sons, French street warf.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20
THE WET AND DRY.
IaA1Y WET PLACES AND
stsvEN DAY PLAC Es.
ranch, one. aud tho Disappointed
,5r. u wilmington iins O7 feren-
r..l oase, and u ARIA
spot Martin Leonard
iIpwied out.

"a .T 4f |A - ~ N'''
u ',,r-, M lsye lerusrs and who not.
gVy IA ist Of those granted,
II. .lspI NAtdmwu'
,rANilp-wItMIsoToS.
,,.nrse- No 3os King street.
"a. Nmh1l', rtitheast corner OF
..n,r .rreet aul lsnIfoad avenue.
,l'4mlI B~it southwest corner
i.,ei.t, and church streets: ,
,rsaret Burke, No. II Maryland
.pth 4. Baumanr, southeast corner
i ID kiug strcrl'.
,u Back, southeast CORNER thirteenth
!ltA streets. r.
el r fhcf, southwest corner fiith
s85ilaV s'rre,s.
3D. dr X Cu, forihsest corner
.6, a. D French eiteott.
-r.sl B i.urr. southwest corncr
sulswur .,rccts.
ia u Ha, shsast corner Front
i Frr,u tireejs,
l,ts'tet Bup, so. sol East Fifth
y - "fN
~
.emagl cut, Nota'' Church street.
i, r.em "A. carey SO. % South Justt-
/ ,'ttas .......
N ian q Cte. northwest corner
AuI Nonroe street.
aMlCi4ts. Va. E1 Pine street.
Vt aaaHJ, = az. tt nhfti"est corhor
smore AniJa0t-m ,lrsrts.
IN 'taSeu, t".e.'f'st corner Ninth
lui'on' stlt's.. .-..H
"a j pHb' southeast corner Filth
tilHy sire'.-,
linDa i1i-huty, southeast corner
sa,i !futli ,.ls Is.
ieq " FORD .wahwe-t corner Sew
.ttuA ! 7. lreye, 81. Ggi Shipley
-,
tGA ra'lneH 80. 1l' Market
H. ~" E....
f.aa i.amar, sou,aeas, corner FI'il
rara Hteets.
oaunan w. 4nj hlaI street.
tunm.l u. Gam, No 22J KIN, street
ef.e W. Grmt,, northeast corner ,i
4. N ,pl lhnf,,i,rr streets
.-.iIm Holland * Bro, 40. j2s East
t'h street,
aGi S Heal, No, 5li las, Fourth
s'. ... " .4u. .".
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a. III ae1pu ntteots.
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~ ''5lren streets.
.' tg N''2sfF, a1ithea,teorner Lam
"a rankin HtIeet.
4'b ~ ,.'lht'1, northeast corner
+. ''a7' i5iIt streets.
nd 3. On streets.
+. =H''tfo. ney, seu'heast corner
q 49, I'D tbfistiaua avenue.
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ny Hngb No Ia Market
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49,. = " .s7f Mill shelley street.
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&! = Harrison streets.
n,',,,Sn''.r', ''','''
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I, , ls,t streets.
4 4snt'r.b " ~ ~. ~ % .arNet street.
b II. Harvey, No, III = N1e ,,.l, '',ee', y,
81, L, smith, Fifth and King str,e,,
a
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Ask your dealer for Pine Needle cigars.
Dur,tein can supply the dealer. No. 3 L.
Second street.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20
Wilmington Composer. lie, rirs, Prize.

Wilmington Composers Get First Prizes.
The citizens Of Wilmington and vi.
c'nity Will WILL remember tho fine dis
play OF liable syrup msdo at the
Wilmington Fair of 1889 by George
Boyd Il Sons, OF Philadc'phts, Ia. This
1rm exhibited Its products at the diff
ieront State Fairs throughout this
corntry also, and ut all OF them offered
three premiums for the bot poems con
tanning the words "Qnecn,s Ia lie Syrup,
through the same. Tho first prize being
Is gallons OF "Queeu's Table syrup. u
the second 10 gallons aud the third .
gallons. BY this mornings mail (Janu
AIRY 2Otb) our well.known fellow cit zen.
Robert &. frniui, Esq. received the con.
eralulGtious Of Mrs'is. Boyd X Sons ior
having received tho first prize for tho
bes, poem, and that 10 gallous OF the
"Queeu's Syrup" would bc forwarded To
him ut Cnce.
The second prize was awarded to T. NJ.
LOOMS OF HALIFAX, Pa; the third prl1. 10
MTs. Helen NJ feidt oi Haeerstowp, Md.
Inc same firm also Offered three similar
premiums ior the best story, coniairin q
the words "Queen syrup therein, one
OF which, the second premium, for ten
gniious Of syrup. WAS also awarded to a
citizen OF Wilmington, Del. The fret
premium for tho best short story WAS
aaaidcd to Mrs. Armpr Of iIaperstown,
Md. the second to Norris &. Morgan OF
Wilmington, Del, the third TO Mary Bell
stewart OF York, Pa. Out Of the many
llumdicds OF poems and stories written
i,r ,hss prizes, Wilmington carries OIL
the FIRST for the btst poem and the second
~ 10 for the best story, which shows that
Wilmington talent is duly appreciated,
As Mcssrs. Frgim aud Morgan were not
anown by any Ot the committee who
.waIded TO them the pIizes lor tAeir lite
IatY pruductions.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

The indications point out a gang OF
boys In this city who are ambitious 10 be.
come robbers. II was sometime between
II O'Clock Saturday evening and Sunday,
p. n., that they forced the window of
ar. u. s. Picrscn's Office at Filth and
King streets and made their entrance.
They then proceeded Into his flour aud
feed store, and, taking up hatchet,
money drawer. They overhauled other
drawers and papers, bu. did not tackel
the sale. Although some bags Of Hour
were moved, they evidently hunted only
money, which they did net fnd. as Mr..
Piersoa does not leave bis money where
small boys eau get it. They are more
likely to hug the whipping pest at New
Castle than TO make money by robbery.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Go To

Shot, tall, lat, lean, large. small, nc
difference, s3.U0. 52l Market street.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

n. +. Davis. jeweler, 0 East second 6
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

For Calarrh, smoke Pine Needle Cigar
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

The best relief for cough and hoarse-
moss 10 McInall's Syrup oi Tar, IS cents.
Danforth, druggist, Second and Market.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

In all there were % applications for
license about the same number there were
last year or these 50 were granted, IL
refused and two Withdrawn. Last No
vembcr there were but 10 licenses granted.
Of the nuIpber granted 81 are in this city
and nine In The city were refused.
There were several Interesting contcsts.
Martin Leonard made q bold light and
hal any amount OF favorable testimony,
but It wac not heavy enough to cover up
law-breaking propensltics, aud he was
refused. Another strong fight was that
made against Philip Ambo.d, Eleventh
street aud Railroad avenue, bnt Ambold
came oil In lying colors. la addition
George W. Griffith, ON the East Side, " ho
bis counsel, Walter Bacon, Esq. repre-
sented as "a God fearing man. rot his
license, after having been twice "turnei
down" Captain William Ii. Brady had
no money 70 spend on law yers, and In a
neat speech laid his own ease before the
court. As tho captain was n gallant sol
dicr. he captured the good graces Of
Judge Houston at once and came of vic
torlous. No old soldier no- INDECENT
widow, Il they are respt table, appeals 10
Judge Houston In vain.
The high license had no deterrlng effect
In the number OF applicants, and the only
thing gained by II IL largely increased
revenue to the State At last years fail
court the revenue was only about 81, 900,
but this year II 10 as follows.
Eight druggists, so each. 200
Fourteen hotels, country. $40 each 2,suO
tiity-cight hotels. city, 1890 each. II, lOO
Last year ........................ 1000
Gait. -, ti,..
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

MONEY
Could never be better
invested than to put it
into Clothing at tho
present prices for
which we Ilare selling
Suits and Overcoats
for. Then what can a
man or boy get that
will be mere durable
and useful tran good
stylish Clothing such as
We sell are. A coed
suit Of clothes not only
improves the looks OF
a man, but will keep
him warm and com.
fortable-saves many a
mans health.
Suits and Oyercoats
are being sold at re-
duced prices, and II you
know about our man
ner Of doing business
you will know that =
reduction means souup-
:, thing with US. ve
y. close at 6 p. M, except
Saturday evenings. .
JAS. I, MULLIN & SON
Tailors, 9th & Market,
Clothiers. Wilmington
j. I
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20
AT HANOVER
THE PEOPLE WORSHIP GOD IN
HIS TEMPLE.
Tho Heautifui Cong of a stead.
inst Church Listen to u Faithful
Evangelist's Sermon ON
Riches versus Eter-
nal Life.

God owns Hanover Church property.
Should there ever arise full and final
control Of that edificc by men contrary to
the will, pleasure and honor OF Cod, He
will demolish it. God does what lie
pleases with his own property.
1t Is. however, one Of the staunchest
and purest OF the Christian churches Of
Wilmington, and for - years has been
to the people OF this city holy light of
truth, purity, faith, hope and charity,
The benefits and blessings Hanover Pres
byterian Church has bestowed upon our
beloved people are more numerous aud
greater than any one intellect In human
being can measure.
Should ever couple Of men discon-
tinue placing IT. cir personal prominence
70 tAe way Of Gods bringing all His
ntoss into His storehouse," God will
open tho windows OF heaven" and
pour out blessing" that will not only
wipe out the humiliatiug poverty Of
q church debt but will also erect q new
temple to His Interchangeable honor.
Should there lot be personal repentance
and full surrender 10 God, He will take
a valued life after manner In which lie
took that Of Moses-"while his eye is
not dimmed nor his natural force
absted." God honois every Holy Ghost
Presbyterian coyenanter that is full of
peace, love. Christian service and bless-
ing. Jehovah will never allow ''the
blood OF the everlasting covenant to 10
trampled upon. "Whosoever tsucheth
child Of the Lord toucheth the apple OF
His eye.'
"It were better for him that a mill
stone were hanged about his neck, and he
cast Into the sea, than that he should Oh
! fepd one OF these little ones"
! There are some thin rs In which, even
while In this life, mankind are obliged to
submit to the judgment of God as be.
tween man and man. Human opinion is
compelled to be suspended until It oh
serves which life Of the two at Issue God
takes ilrst In penslty for being In rebel
lion against God In Jesus Christ mani.
festly present in the Holy Ghost max ing
application of the Holy Scriptures to the
Q .nscieDces of men. God exercises His
Infinite power to defend His obelient
servant.
| Truth, justice and purity, peace, love
and blessing must be triumphant among
the glorious sons of God aud the trans.
cendenlly beautiful daughters of Jesus
Christ's Church.
| "Rches versus Eternal Life" was the
topic yesterday morning OF Rev. William
| w. Campbell, a well-known and popu-
larlY.loved Evangelist of the Presby erian
Church. At the conclusion of the
service, with s.ngularly harmonious
propriety, two members OF the
bar OF their respective States
John O. Patterson, Esq, ex.U. g.
District Attorney, and John e. Hark-
ness, Esq, Of the nAlLr. .RFPuBLIcAN
and other publications, mntually nNrssd
and declared 1t was fumsS osi ~
forting sermon and shook hhnos il.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

Strong Cough Caudy ~ Fsrgason's.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20
anen Baby was sick,

Nnen Baby was sick,
We gave her CastoytA
When she was a Child,
She cried for Csstoria-
When she became Miss,
She clung 10 Castoria.
When she had Children,
Che cava +. an Iastorfa
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

1eo'clock

at tue REPUBLICAN, ollice to-day, in the
ghade:
7o'clock 1oo'clock 1ao'clock
so 81 IS
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1890-01-20

She gave 'fam castorla.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-12-12
Sound Work.

Carlyle's instict was sound when it fixed
upon honesty and veracity as the foundations
OF character, and exalted the Germanic races
because they possessed these fundamental
traits. Without honesty and veracity the
superstructure of character, however ample
and beautiful, rests on an insecure founda-
ton. With honesty and veracity at the base,
the widest opportunities, the greatest gifts,
and the most ample fortune may be possess
ed and used without fear of deterioration.
Carlyle's instinct was equally true when it
fastened upon the soundness of old English
workmanship as the best evidence of English
veracity and honesty. To do the thing one
has in hand thoroughly and competently is
to give the only convincing proof, to furnish
the only overwhelming demonstration of the
possession of honesty and veracty. No man
can be thoroughly honest and true whose
work is slipshod, careless and incompetent.
Character expresses itself in work. AS q
man does with his brain or his hand, so is he
in his heart, and there is nothing which re-
veals him so unmistakably as his work.
Good faith with himself and with his fellows
demands OF each man, that whatever else he
may fail to do, his work from day to day
shall be done thoroughly and cOmpetently,
not because this is the first duty, but because
it is the expression of his character. No one
can hope to gain the force and impulse of
strong life whose work does not bear the i'm
press of an inward honesty, which is so much
part of the nature that every piece of work
is done as if in the doing of it lay the whole
duty of life. Longfellow has reminded US
that in olden time builders fashioned every
detail with the greatest care, because the
gods see everywhere. An honest man does
his whole work honestly, not because it is to
be supervised and examined, but because he
is incapable Of doing 1t any other way.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-12-12
Imagination.
The Effect of 1t Related In a German Medi-
cal journal.


The Effect of 1t Related In German Medi-
cal journal.
The force of imagination is demonstrated
in the following article taken from the Deut-
sclae Medaziaaalzeitung::
DR.. s. was called late one night to the
bedside of an aged gentleman who said he
had swallowed his set of false teeth and was
threatened with suffocation. The doctor
found the patient very much excited. ais
eyes were protrudIng and bloodshot, the pulse
quickened, and respiration laborious.
On examining the throat hard protuber-
ance was found on the left of the neck near
the collar bone. Breathing having become
difficult and sufocation being feared, it was
decided, as sounding proved to be useless, to
make an incision in the neck. When this
decision was made known to the patient he
energetically requested that it be done at
once. He was placed under the influence of
chloroform and the incison made, but to the
surprise of every one present no foreign sub
stance was found.
When this fact was made known to him
after he came to, he suddenly complained of
pains in the region of the stomach, which be-
came more severe as the night advanced.
After another examination early the follow
ing morning the teeth were tound-under the
sofa on which the patient was reclining when
he fell asleep the night before. Upon the
teeth being shown TO him the pain in the
stomach ceased and the patient rapidly re-
covered.
He had fallen asleep on the night mention
ed while sitting on the sofa, and waking up
missed the set of teeth. A search for them
was unsuccessful, and he supposed that he
had swallowed them. This supposition was
the cause of all his troubles.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-12-12
Damaged.

Some years ago, when railroads were still
a novelty In the west, W gon load of coun-
try people came ten miles to look at rail-
road engine and train of cars. None of
them had ever seen such sight, with the ex-
ception of one old and loquacious man. He
had not only seen a "injine" before, but had
Grid behind one."
He was naturally the great man of the
hour, and perhaps was to be pardoned for put
ting on some rather comical airs of self i'm
pOrtauce.
With his friends following close at his
heels he walked ali around the engine, en-
tightening them in regard to its workings
and the value of steam in general.
"Now, this is the steam chist, and this is
the cowketcher, and these are the drive
Wheels" he said, touching everything he
named with the end of queer old cane of
his wife, said
Don't tech things, pa, don't. There's no
telling what harm you might do"
The old gentleman paid no heed to this ad-
montion, but went on touching the various
parts of the engine.
"This is the driving shaft, and this, of
course, is the b'iler, and this" -
At that moment the engineer, in spirit'of
mischief, blew the whistle with loud, un-
earthly screech, which caused the examining
party to fly precipitately with shrieks of at-
fright
Shaking her finger reprovingly at her hus-
band the old lady said, in tone of dismay:
There, now, pal / told you you'd do
some mischief with that meddln' cane. ]
s'pect we'll have il to pay for. Somethin's
bust sure. l amt goin' nigh the thing
again
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1890-12-12
VOL. XXXV-NO. SO.
VARIETIES.

why do you call that group of middle
aged ladies on the piazza atomists 7" BE
cause they are always cutting up people"
-Mamma-"Take your fork, Tommie.
Don't you know it is wrong to eat with your
fingers?" Tommie-"Fingers were made
before forks, mamma" 81 knowit, TOmmie;
but yours were not"
-"Ah, nam selle, you are really beautiful
this evening. That rosy mouth, those heaven
ly eyes, those hands, those feet-oh, they're
all immense"
Mr. Jones-(taking his watch from under
his pillow)-"Six o'clock. and no one has
come to wake me yet shall certainly lose
the train if they don't come soon."
-"Do you believe that marriage is q lot
terry, Mr.. Wanamaker =" asked Benjamin
Harrison. Largely 80, MIR. President"
"Then you must forbid mail facilities to love
letters"
Two periods. Before marriage; "Why
80 pensive, dearestT After marriage--Why
so expensive, Mrs. Jonesi" -..a..
-Beggar-"Ach, my dear madam, can you
not give me pair of old boots p Lady
"Why, those you have on are quite new yet !"
Beggar lin whining voice)-"That's just il;
the horrid things ruin my business" m
"A fellow thinking to appear smart en-
tered notion store on Sixth avenue the 9TH
er day, and said to one of the salesladies
"Have you any call for husbands heres"
"Oh, yes, occasionally. Are you looking for
MARKET" "Yes," said Smarty. "All right.
Step up on the ten cent counter"
Il don't see why you can't keep awake
in church" said the pastor. II am there as
long as you are, and don't have to sleep
half the time" ooh, WELL" replied the dea-
con, "you just sit down in the pew and let
me preach, and Pll bet a new organ you
couldn't keep your eyes open ten minutes"