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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18
A Reoaiver Of Money Dead

New ORLEANS, Nov. IA dispatch
from jackson, Miss, to the Associated
Press says: "Gen. George C. Mckee, re-
ceiver of public money of the United States
government, died at his residence here this
morning after an illness Of several weeks.
The immediate cause Of his death was COM
plicated heart trouble
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

IGOR RENT OR LEASE, the Whitfield build
A ing; it is handsome new edihce eliqlbiy
located, strongly constructed and well adapted
TO any class of business: possession given iniune-
dlately. Apply to JOHN SULLIVAN, Treas
urer Union Society.
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poN'T DIE IN THE BoUsE.

eaes Po lats" Clears out rats. mice
4. 30 h9oSR ON WORMS. safe SURE
b relisf h0UGH ON TOOTHACHE. In !
~ Ioc.-4du -
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TOR RENT-Farm Of % acres; five minutes
Il walk from Belt Line. Suitable for truck
poultry, or dairy; good six-room house. Apply
l52 CASTOR street
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FOR RENT OR SALE fine new house on
i Castor street, between Lincoln and Haber-
sham. just completed. All convenences. I'm
mediate possession. Apply to A. r. LAYTON
Jr., ia Bryan, or W. TRENHOLM HOPKINS.
at Savannah GuRno Company IS Bay
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

A FEW DAYS ADVERTISING In this column
"A VIII surely bring great results Try 1t and
be convinced.
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INSURANCE, protect your property against
Il fire, storms and cyclones See advertise
ment JOHN N. JOHNSON & co.
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ENOR RENT, an elegant four story building
Il S5N6O on Bull street, with a cellar 10 feet in
the clear. First story IS feet second story "a
feet, third story IS feet. fourth story u feet
nigh. flate glass front, elevator and all mod
ern improvements and conveniences now in
course Of erection. one OF the best stands in
the city aud would make an elegant retail dry
goods, grocery, clothing or drug store same be
ing one-half Of the new building to be occupied
by lis, The two stores divided by fire wall.
Possession given from November 18th 10 De-
cember LIST. For cut Of the building aad terms
apply to DAVIS BROS, Savannah Ga
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

A CHOICE selection OF fine curtains lust re-
! a resolved; from soc TO s. pair. Call aud
see them. EB.CO.
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MATTRESSES renovated in best form in the
VI city by Ewpire Bargain Co., Liberty and
Jefferson streets
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DOASTED CoFFEE-Having the most i'm.
IL proved coffee rooster in this country. Will
roast my coifees daily. Try them. i. M
WHITE, corner Whitaker and State
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FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

TNC RENT, the large hall in the Odd Fellows
Il building with supper room and toilet room
attached, suitable for germans, socables, balls
orany public gathering; seats COO Apply 70
the JANlTOR, or to A, r. FAWCETT, Market
Square.
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MISCRLLANKOUs

UMPIRE BARGAIN CO. Corner Liberty and
~ Jefferson streets. has very fine Waterloo
organ at a very low price
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

AI-Designs-beautiful, 10 great de-
VI mand, Just received, at GARDENERS, sou
Bull street
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NOR RENT. blacksmith and wheewrIght:
IL best stand in city; on West Bread street
Apply to GUILMARTIN & MEHRTENS'
Stables
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ENOR RENT, that brick house southwest cor
Il ner st. Julian aud Abercorn streets: nos
session given Immediately, ALBERT WILLY.
l20 Bryan street
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NOR SALE, turpentiRe, privilege on 1900
Il acres in Southern Georgia Terms reason
able. Address SEYMOUR. & rHUBBELL, Val
dosta, Ca
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THE MARSHALL RESTAURANT
FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

Something long wanted in Savannah, q first
class place, conveniently located, where Meals
and Lunches can be obtained at all hours from
8 A. NJ. TO midnight. Service and table the very
best. Fl. ~ FISH, Proprietor
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ENOR RENT, stalls, mule pens; accommoda-
L dations for any kind of stock for rent in
stables adjoining our Sale, Boarding and Livery
Stables. GUILMARTfN q MEHRTENs.
LNOR RENT, warehouse on River street, for
Il merry occupied by 5ArtestAn Ice Company.
Apply TO Z. q. BELL Business Office Morning
News 50 H'
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~ RETURN TUBULAR BOILERS and En-
~ gines cheap and good GEO. +. LOM.
BARD & CO.. Augusta, Ga.
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TOR RENT-From Oct J. residence 1915
Apply TO l.. w. I4ANDERSHINE. Executor.
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Phillips Digestible Cocoa
Presents new and valuable food beverage. 1t
is delicious to the taste, highly nutritious and
rendered readily digestible. 1t will not cause
distress or headache. like ordinary cocoa.
Druggists.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

ENOR RENT. Dwelling and store IS Whitaker
CLAGHORN, real estate agent. bTayuon 81.
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Tor SALE, Irish Soda Water, Belfast Ginger
Il Ale, Bass Ale and Guinness Stout. NJ
LAWNS ESTATE. sslj-
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I.NOR RENT. dwelling No. - Charlton street.
A three doors east Of Abercorn street. Apply
TO F. Y. DOUGLASS.
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LOST.

T OST. a notified white and liver-colored
II pointer pup slut, about months old;
strayed from 176 Liberty street; last seen fol
lowing one Of Messrs. Puder & Downs wood
carts from lane gate. Liberal reward If re-
turned to FLETCHER A. EXLEY.
I OST, gold locket; bird on one side and dog
II on the other. Reward if returned to this
Office.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

ENOR RENT, House. McDouough street. be-
Il tween East Broad and Houston streets:
rooms; 81; and store Bay street, JOHN Ii.
RUNE.
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STOLEN.
STRAYED.

GTRAYED. one Red Setter Dog, marked with
y q peculiar flesh wound on first joint of left
front foot; finder will be literally rewarded by
returning to G. A. DRAYTOE, 1874 Duffy street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

IGOR RENT. residence northwest corner of
4 CASTOR and Bull streets. Apply 70 LEE
ROY MYERS, 1913 Bay street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

Tor RENT, two stores, Abercorn street. near
4 Broughton. Apply to 5. GUCKENHEiMER
& SONS.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

Tor RENT. house 152 Taylor street. Inauire
Il \. S. COHEN, 1894 Broughtou street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

EOR RENT, large and small furnished rooms.
Il different prices. IL Zubly street
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18
FOR SALE.

TOR SALE-9O, coo strawberry Plants for sale.
II Orders left at HEIpYlS DRUG STORE.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-18

ENOR RENT, unfinished rooms for gentle.
4 men only. Also stable. Apply l39 Liberty
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ROOMS To RENT.

E'OR REST-A front bedroom. nicely fur
Il niShed- No. II Broughson street.
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BOARDIH6.

ENOR FIRST-CLASS BOARD, at reasonable
Il prices, call at l99 McDonough street.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-02-27
Ono Hundred Years Ago.

Fortunately there were no sewing ma
chimes tn n, except the busy fingers of
ladies', who gave less time to personal
adornment than now. The earliest inven-
ton to facilitate the process Of sewing was
that of Weisenthal in 1855. In his ma
chine the needle was pointed at both ends
and had an eye in the middle, so that 1t
could be passed through the cloth both
ways. AlsOps machine came next, in ITO,
in which the shuttle was used then fol
lowed the loop machine of Duncan, in 1904.
10 the United States Granough, in 1912,
took out a patent for "machiue to sew q
straight seam," but Howe's, in 1S46, was
the first practical machine. The feature Of
Howe's machine was the needle with the
ey e in the point and the interlocking the
threads by means of shuttle. But the in
ventor could not have filed an order for a
dozen of his machines for $500 apiece. II
is doubtful if the sewing-machine has be-
come labor-saving machine, for, instead
OF using it TO save time, IL has increased
the amount of sewing done a thousand
fold. While the sewing machine was in
troduced only about forty years ago, the
sale Of them now is nearly, If not quite,
10000 a year, and more than thirty com
panies are engaged in their manufacture
Their cost has been greatly reduced since
the expiration OF the patents covering
them. During the life Of these patents g
machine costing the manufacturer from az
TO Sl7 sold for from 100 to 500, and now
sells for from $40 TO $50.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-02-27
POWER OF CUSTOM.
Differences and Likenesses OF Fashions il
Different Countries

Different Countries
That different manners aud notions pre-
vail in different parts of the globe is,
course, known to us all, says the New Hor'
Mail and Express. In some parts of tn
world the lips are brought together in toliei
of love and affection, in others the tips of tn,
noses. In some places to uncover the heat
is mark of respect, in others to keep i
covered Among some nations black clOthe;
are worn as sign of mourning, among 9th
ers white. In some lands the dead art
buried horizontally, in others they arc
buried upright. In Western countries sicb
peo. lie pay their physicians as long as they
are SICK, puJ IN CHINA ana otner Oriental
countries, physicians are paid by their cLenti
so long as the latter enjoy good health. IL
Paris, domestic servants are encouraged tc
marry, as they are observed to be more set
tied and more attentive to their duty than
when bachelors. In London, such mar
riages are discouraged, as rendering serv-
ants more attentive to their own families
than 10 those of their masters.
| In Paris certain funds are established for
the poor, the yearly produce OF which ad
mits but limited number. In London 6
parish is taxed in proportion to the number
of its poor, and every person who is pleased
| to be idle is entitled to a maintenance. lr
| Paris the poor are always contented with
their pittance. In London they are so in.
solent that scarce one of u N will condo
scend to eat brown bread. The latter city
has accordingly much larger number OF
idle and profiigate wretches than the
! former.
! In Paris, if the bills of mortality can be
relied upon, the births aud burials are
nearly equal In Lon don the burials exceed
the births by no less than five thousand
yearly.
Great is the power of local custom, and II
we take any of the principal events of life,
such as death and marriage, we find the
ceremonies connected with them differing
most curiously in different lands; but
| greater still is the power of fashion, and
the human family is rapidly and cheerfully
submitting to it's tyrannical sway; thus we
| fad Oriental peoples eagerly adopting
Western habits. In dress and manners the
Chinese, Japanese, Hindoos and Turks are
surely getting Europeanized, and to-day
the Oriental youth, discarding his national
garb, looks upon patent leather boots, tall
hats and frock coats as marks of progress
and civilization.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-02-27
sTREET.cAR SPOILERS.
How street Railway Companies Keep 7 alb
on Their Enpioyes.

How Street Railway Companies Keep Tab
on Their Employees.
In the police court the other day, says the
Cleveland Plain Dealer, a young man g wing
an assumed name was arrested on q charge
Of violating the sidewalk ordinance. He
was fined the costs, as it was learned dur
ing the hearing that he is employed by two
or three Of the street railway companies
here as "spotter." The hatred displayed
by street-car conductors and drivers for
these monitors in their affairs needs little
provocation, and as a rule the operators of
the cars get to know their men in time, and
are certainly well posted regarding their
movements.
The "spotter" who appeared in the police
court carried a bunch of the blanks fur
nished by the street railway companies for
hisuse, and their makeup is ingenious as
regards details. The spaces to be filled in
the blank report call for the day of the
week, month and year, and the exact time
OF the day at which a car is boarded. The
direction in which car is going and the
name of the cross street where the car is
met, together with the number Of the con-
ductor and register, is also demanded.
Tnen follows the details regarding the mum.
Der of fares recorded and a space for the
'spotter" to tell of any nickels that may be
knocked down." The report goes further,
and asks for answers TO such questions as
these: "Was the conductor politel Was
the conductor carelessl Was he watchful
as to assisting ladies and children on and
of the cIrl Was he engaged in loud talk
with any one on the carl Was the driver
careful with his teamm
Simple reference to the term ''spotter" is
sufficient to bring on a storm of indignation
from any or all Of the employees Of street
railways. "Every time 1 hear of one OF
those fellows" said a st. Clair street
driver, ~ am reminded of what Superin-
tendent Bowers, of this road, who is now
dead, said of tn t badge of dishonesty, the
bell punch, when it was first introduced.
He refused to brand his conductors with
them, and declared that the man who was
not smart enough to beat them was not ca.
pable of running car. l could point out
'spotters," any number of them, who arc
laughed at by the men of this road 1 re
member when the work was mostly dom
by women. One of them would get on thu
car, open book, and pretend to be reading
it, while she turned over a leaf to CORE
spond with each of the passengers. Thai
was the poorest game Of all, but the scheme.
resorted to now are just as bad. If MAJ
is disposed to be dishonest and is not {
fool he need never be caught. No man or
earth can get on a crowded car, as they al
are at some periods of the day, and keep ar
account OF all the passengers. The con-
ductor, who is bound 10 go through the
crowd and collect fares, has to keep hi
eyes open, and at that often misses one OF
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-02-27
Conservatory Of Music

OF the Willamette Univer ity Salem, ore
gon. the most successful Music School on
the Northwest Coast. Courses in music are
equal 20 Eastern music schools. Yearly at
tendance of nearly one hundred and hfty.
The able corps Of teachers for the coming
school year will be Prof. z. NJ. Parvin,
LeOna willis, Miss Eva Cox; assistant
tenchers, Miss Lulu NJ. smith, Miss Hally
Parish. and Miss Mamie ParVin.
Branches iaughtare Vocal culture, flanor
Organ, Violin, Pipe Organ, Harmony,
Counterpart, and Glass Teaching.
Diplomas given ON nmpletion OF course
send for catalogue and circular.
u. NJ PARNIN. I-20d 3m-wlm.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-02-27
Kansas House,
Corner OF Court and High SITS
{. M. LAW, Proprietor.

We have taken a new name hut
will continue to serve oUr patrons with The
best the market affords, give them Il
cordial welcome tp Oar Home. Terms
reasonable. Give ~ call and We viii de-
you good.
No Chinese employed.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-02-27
A Heap of Game.

The game killed last season on nine es
tates belonging 10 Prince Schwarzenberg
in Silesia, Saxony, Bohemia and Upper Aus
tria was 81, $50 head, including $3.50 hares-
1867 partridges, 8, 1872 Wild ducks, S35 red
deer, 1883 roe deer, LIZA pheasants, 2OC
wild boar, ll9 hazel grouse, 100 woodcocks
and q5 fallnW deer. -
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-02-27
II. BURROWS,
No. 223 Court ST., Salem,

lie Richau'G Golden Bnlsann No.
Cures Cha1cres, flrst and .conl s.ages
Sores m tho Legs and B 'dy; Sore Ia 5
Eyes, Nose, etc, Copper.c lor d BIctches
SypIi.itic atsr.h. iseased Scalp, and al
primary fo--as OF the disease known al
Syphilis. Pric", : 5 co per Bottle,
lie Richau's @ ldan BlIsam Mo,
Cures-TertiGry. Mcrcuria' Sy-ohi.itic Rheu
matism, Pains in tho Bones, Pains in IL
Head, back of tho Neck, liberated Sor
Throat, Syph.it'c Rash, Lumps and cor
tractod Cores, Stiffness OF the Limbs. an
er1dicateJ al scare from the sys.en
whether caused by ind scrcticn or abus
OF Mercury, leaving the b, )od pure az
healthy. u ico 60 pes ottle,
IL '.tch"u' Golden - anish An j.
dotH for to cure Of Gono"rhGa, Cleo
irritation Gravel, and al Urinary or Ccr
Bottle.
~ 6ic!aau' Collie, So,ujsS r.
J"Ct' -, r sHyc"c cases OF Gonorrha
inAdn@ n y !oct. Strictur sac, FrIs
81 per Bottle.
10 L21c..at:'s G 1lden O'xtmed
tort - . sc h"a..ngCf s;ynA...lic S-h
and e:rT:oEs. prlcoGI Cor HG
3-e ! ieia"u'D CO!Ge r.. No
anu Er1 lttcstmeat; loss o. phy.i al ~
er cS,cst {: Oyc:-Eor;, ! rostration, s.
Prioo az co peg Eek.
T'4ic h-d l;ervlno,
sent everywhere, @. o. d., ecure.y paoi
PER express.
c. r. RICHAll' g {; co. Ayers
81 :; 80 Sans0G,e street, orner Clay
S,n T-a1cisco, Cal.
CIRCULAR NAILED FREE.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-02-27
Oregon R. R. Company
Qimitedl

Z. N. SCOTT, RECEIVE
Tickets for any point on this line sale
AT the depot, foot of jefferson street 30 81
the United Garage and baggage iflslet
company's office. corner second anHhe
streets. Communication Tickets at genus
per mile.
General offices northwest corne Frs'
and Pine streets, Portland.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-02-27
EAST SIDE.
WEST SIDE.
Airlie mai

Wrights Hop Celery and Cull.,Hiiiilis ny
bltters "a reliable tunie, appetizci ~ ~ ~,
pArlenl, lnygnuites the digestlt =. I,'9 In
aud prevents dyspepsia, can be fiieN up
on. S0ld by an druggists.
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inside lots
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-04-24
A svmutous fs Not a l5lssass.


 The suffering rheumatic would look in creduIous if told hts rheumatism was not 9 disease Also the sufferer from catarrh, with his sore tender and exuding nostrlls, If told catarrh was but symptom Net such 1t is, in fact The disease from which man or woman suffers who has rheuma- tism or catarrh is blood poison. How did the poison get into the bloodi From various causes; colds, exposure, indigestion, con tagion, etc, may havn been the cause. No matter, your blood is impure, and you will suffer just so long as this great stream of life Is cloggcd with particles of impurity Then why not strike at the root or cause of your Rheumatism or catarrh by annihilatr Ing the enemies of good health that exist in your blood This can be done by using Dr- Bulls Sarsaparilla. Its alternative virtue will quickly cleanse the blood of every inn purity, and thousands have thus by it's use been permanently cured of rheumatism and catafrh No other remedy in the world acts so powerfully and yet so harmlessly as a blood purifier. It conquers as if by magic all tendency to cruptive, irritating ana painful ailments.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-04-24
4---~--------
 Hau Ara fhA EnIks2

'Oh, they're all well except Mother, she's about the same. Poor Mother, worn out by household cares, exposure and overwork. No wonder she gives up at last and takes to her bed But oh how much brighter the family fireside would be If mother's chair was not vacant. The doctors don't seem to be doing her any good. She says their med icines don't seem to go to the spot She feels 80 weak and longs for strength. "Oh give me strength" i" she murmurs. Why not give her the remedy her system cravesl Her impoverished blood and shattered nerves are starving for just such ingre- dients as are contained in B. E. B. Botanic Blood Balm. Then try bottle of this ex- cellent remedy It Is truly womans best friend. It quickly relieves pain and re stores health, strength and functional regu- larity.
 James W. Lancaster, Hawkinsville, Ga. writes: My wife was in bad health for eight years. Five doctors and as many more different patent medicines had done her no good. Six bottles of B. B. B. has cured hern
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-04-24
CONVENIENCE OF THE TELEPHONE.

coverv are household words already, and it has come to stay. Do come and see what sunshine rao 1t has brought already, and let us thank you again for it
 1T will Good bye"
 The foregoing is a fair representation of verv common occurrence. "9olden Med ical Discovery has cured severe, lingering coughs and arrested Consumption, or Lung scrof,lla, in thousands of cases after doctors have failed and other medicines have been tried and abandoned as useless. The Dis coveryn is guaranteed to benefit or cure in every case, if taken in time and given n fair trial, or money paid for it will be refunded
 WORLDS DIsPESsAnY DIE MEDICAL Asso- CLAYTON. Proprietors, No. 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-04-24
HA LITTLE NONSENSE"


 Very Sick. -"Well, Misther Mo phelin, how'd 70 schlape last night9' '.Ah, bhad. Denny bhadl Unconscious good dale av the toime. " Harper's Bazar
 --Squiggs--'T never see you and Miss Maryann out together any moro. Have you quarreled?r Bliggs No, not ex, actly. We're married ? Binghamton Republican
 "0h, sophyl I bear you kissed Mr. Rondo, the poet, in the conservatory last night "Um-m-m?" 'sToll me. What was 1t lilSeq" Well. he has a very pronounced literary taste "-P Puck.
 --s'Willie, 1" said lawyer to his son, did I hear you swearing this after noon2s No, father may have been affirming with unnecessary emphasis, but I wasn't swearing. "-W Washington Post. -
 Was your watchman we'll recom- mended?n ''Oh not directly l nsed to see him in church, and as he stayed awake all through Dr. Sonora's ser mons. concluded he was the man wanted. r-~Chatter
 Her Presentiment Confirmed. Doc tor--'I regret osay, madam, thatyou are afflicted with a severe case of rheuma- tism." Woman tweeping) 1T knowed it, doctor; knowed it. Icould feel II in my bones. Washington Star.
 This is where we cast our can non" said the polite attendant. How l. .<~fff s~t. al where do you blow your great guns? I've heard yachting friend of mine speak of that so often. " Harper's Bazar.
 A Boston messenger boy surprised every body by getting to his destination the same day he was given the message to deliver Afterward it was learned that he stole ride on hearse that was going that way. .-SomerviIle Jour nal.
 -The house-dog swallowed the sausage
 down.
 He smiled little then heaved sigh srm the toughest" he murmured, fin all
 the town
 A cannibalistic canine, l."
 Washington Post
 --He-sDo you think that red nose or pimples is always the result of hard drinkingp" She--''Not in your case. You are not hard when drinking" .Why?r "Oh, don't know, only that when you drink you are the softest man in town, and you can't be hard and soft at the same time, pimples or no pim- pies. 'St. Louis Republic.
 A young married couple have just gone to housekeeping. The other morn ing the neighbors were treated to this bit of colloquial entertainment as the two parted at the gate: Hey What shall I order for supper, precious?' She-.'A piece of beefsteak. and oh, dar- ling, do tell the man to cut it the right way of the goods, so it will be tender"