Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-14
PITEI AND POINT.

The sailors accounts are cast up by the
sea.
Rights and lcfts-Thc Gins" and the
"outs.'
Spoiled children mike bad men and
women.
a martial strain is that which is put on
the drum-maior's spine.
The best site for the Words Fair is
undoubtedly the mirror.
Some women like whispered tale of
love, but belle prefers n declaration
made in ringing toncs.-R.!tim0yc .imeri-
can.
The old railroad contractor should be
in a good physical condition, for he is
training all his lfe.-Kea,ney Enter
prise.
The Indians are the largest land owners b
IN the country, but they have raised moro
hair than potatoes, thus far MinaeapOlis
Journal.
a Morsel for the Dog .-Tramp--"Im
nothin' but a bundle o bones Hired
Girl-"IIere, Tige, so bury him." MN
sey's Weekly.
al think Your wife wants change"
"Change? Doctor, you don't know That
woman. Change will never do for her.
She needs fortune"
'NTa, the minister is coming "JYhat
makes you think so? Did you see him2"
"No, but l SAW pa take the parrot and
lock it up in the stable"
Nations are like individuals, says IN
orator. Not much. You never hear IN
individual complaining about the size of
his surplus. Courier
Lawyer-"Your opponent will have to
pay the amount, but you will have to
stand the costs" Client-'Will you
please tell me, have won or lost
Lancaster-'I hear that you have been
burning the midnight oil What study
interests you so muchl" Forester
GLOW to get the baby to SLEEP. zime.
Although they went to school together,
And grew up children side by side,
he never dreamed how much he loved her
Until her wealthy uncle died
-Ha,pcr's Bcsar
How hard some men will struggle to
build little reputation, and will ut once
give up the the ghost when il comes to
building Il kitchen fire. -hcainey Enter
prise.
Lioness-''Ive been chasing miSs,.
sionary for about s'tccn miles! Did you
SEQ where lie went, ne lord?n Leo
Eyes, my dear; lie just stepped inside"
Puck
what does Il man know about
womans dress, anyway scorrfulIy
asked Mrs. b. 'sHc knows where tho
pocket isn't" was Mr.. BIS reply
Louisville Joarnal.
Stern Parcnt-'Looll here, have Just
in school last week. didn't know it al
TIE time" .Iirmy-"I did, pa."-
LdpIencG imcricdR.
She-'Sir, what do you mean by pat
ting your arm around my waist!'' He
"Do you objectl" Shc-"Nr. Arthur
Gordon, I'll give you just five hours to
remove your arm. ''-Boston B,ucos.
Some one was SAYING before Jones that
the best method of restoring those who had
been frozen was TO roll them in the snow.
THAT may do well enough in winter
time, but what yer goin' to do in sum.
mer, when there amt 10 snow?" com.
mented that cheerful idiot.-Jv,7qe.
Don't waste the gas, the igh-pricet gus
Now nights grow long and drear;
When comes TO pass, each precious lass
Expects her sweetheart dear
'Twould be quite right to qiench the light
When dudes. as green ms grass,
Make their tongues run Oil what the've done,
They'll furnish all the gas
Judge.
y number of Children were making
good deal of noise, and their mother,
after rebukiag them several times, at
last said: "If haze to speak again,
shall punish some of you" AT this the
youngest child rolled off the sofa, and,
after gravely rejecting awhile, ssitl.
"Then mamma, I'd advise you MOTTO
peak" She didn't.