Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-03-30
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Maybe it vas some peter way
| To pooty soon get rich.
To make million in day
Midout you work a stitch,
Vile he himselluf, he hat not
nickel, it would SEEM
Der only dings vat he hat got,
Dot vas shDlendid scheme.
Youst ven to peesness you YOU go
To earn your daily bredt
Oop hobs dot scheemer from pelow
! (Youst den you wish him dedt).
He take you on der buttonhole
Und in your ear he schream
''Of you would like 20 safe your soul,
got der bully scheme
Und den, vile you vas miss your train,
He told you all apoud
Won new way, how you'll heafen gain
Some droubles shure midoud;
You need not try TO doing rigid
Youst shwim rigid mid der shtream,
But only lief mid all your mighd-
Dot vas his latest scheme.
And so his schemes for gittin' great
For gittin' wise and rich,
Vat meier end. but I'm afraid
Dey land you in der ditch.
Vile he vas Matching oud his plans,
Vat often lofty seem,
To Something's git for nix his chance
Vas shlippery, like his scheme.
Maybe you better hustle oop;
Don't nit dem fellers shtop.
Or else vonst nit EN- in der soup
Some day you gitten drop.
Youst now, much more den all his bosh,
Der world hat need extreme
Of one goot patent vat will squash
Dot Teller nit scheme.
boston Globe.
The ladies of St. Andrew IS aid society
open their Woman's exchange Saturday
morning at PendrY Bros. Main street
VIII have on sale cakes, pies, bread :,
salads, turkeys, etc.
On Monday night there will be meet
ing of Carpenters and Joiners' union
| No. 277 at 1904 Main street. This will
be an open meeting to which everybody
will be welcome.
This morning there will be meeting
of the committee on bylaws and consti-
tuition of the Trades council which was
appointed at the meeting on March "a (.
to draft the regulations for the organiZa-
ton. 1t is intended to secure the Coop
Grafton of all laborIng men in this move
ment, the prime object of which is the
securing of an eight-hour day.
A sneak thief stole a fine set of harness
from F. H. Collins stable last Thursday
night.
Rev. N. Schultz will preach on the
subject, SO 'Twixt Heaven and Earth, -
at the Unitarian church, this morning at
IL o 'clock.
DR.. Hyde, of Lexington, Ky, will
preach in the South Side Baptist church
this evening.
Services will be held this morning, but
not in the evening, in the First PresbY-
terrain church, in the Christian, the First
Baptist church, and in the Cumberland
Presbyterian church' Rev. DR.. G. W.
Hyde, of Lexington, Ky, will deliver
the sermon in the First Baptist church
81 Ill. eE,r
Broadway Baptist church.
The musical services at Unitarian hall
to-day will contain the following by the
quartette: o God, Thou art my God,
This World is Not FIeeting Show, He
that Hath Pity on the Poor, Peace aud
Love and Qui TOLLS. Professor Ault will
preside at the organ.
All Royal Purple degree members of
I. o. o. f. are requested to meet at Odd
Fellows hall on Monday night, March
81, at S O'Clock, for the purpose Of or
ganizIng the Cant or Uniform rank.
While the city council were in session
last night young man brought intelli-
gence of the destitute condition of q
widowed woman named Mrs. Ingraham,
who lives on the Bluff. She has sup
ported herself and three children by
taking in washing. Yesterday at noon
one of her children, boy about ten
years old, died of the measles, and both
the other children are down with that
disease. She is in very destitute circum-
stances, and requested the burial of her
dead boy at the oity's expense. Steps
were taken to comply with the demand,
and to afford such other relief as might
be necessary.
NJ. A. Collins, the gentleman who
proposed to address the people yesterday
afternoon at Huffman g hail on the ques-
ton of dancing, deferred his Grafton
until this afternoon on account of the
small attendance.
Mr.. ] s. Meade, who suffered Sc
we're accident on Friday afternoon, was
able to be out yesterday with the aid of
a crutch.
a fine specimen of sandstone from the
Quito quarries is on exhibition at the
Texas and Pacific ticket Office, along the
line Of which road the quarries are 10
Gated.
A fair amount of money has been sub
scribed with which to send a delegation
to meet the state Democratic executive
committee on Tuesday to endeeyor to in
duce that body to name Fort Worth as
the place for holding the next Demo-
cratic state convention. The delegates
will be named to-day.
1t has been decided to have the Maifest
extend over period of only three days,
as the fourth day would be Sunday.
A grand pyrotechnie display will be one
of the features of the event.
Yesterday morning it was learned that
during the previous night a lot of tools
belonging to the workmen engaged on
the corner of Third and Olive streets had
been carried of by some enterprising
thieves, who have as yet neglected to re-
turn them.
a number of excursion trains will
reach Fort Worth to-day carrying per-
sons who come TO hear Sam Jones.
Officer Whether and Deputy Smith
8 couple of men near the Texas
and Pacific stockyards yesterday after
noon on suspicion of their being the
who have been attending the
tabernacle meetings; but they didn't
succeed in getting them behind the bars.
Witcher took the two men aboard a street
car and while paying the fare one
skipped, and the officer followed in hot