The Red Cloud chief., 1890-05-30
RURAL RuxHLlNas.
"''EK g ssss.S 81 rs. Cc."sy.
walnut Creek.

mousse haS hu0K Out u banner on tne
outer wall with tho following roster Of
officers: President, Geo. Hummcl; v.
r., A. Mccall; Sco., D. Mccall; TX.
CON-, U. Mccall. A. Mccall, s. fIea-
ton. This Is the state Of man etc.
And when no thinks good easy soul
that his greatness is full surely ripen.
ing there comes . frost . kilIiog
frost and nips hisroot."
A HAPPY look now spreads over
tho face Of Nick Blankcnbakcr. A
boy. When told Of its arrival Nick
cxcitcdly exclaimed lam I . father or
q mother aud when the glad ncws
was impaired to him, he swel:od up
bigger than a toad and said, Most any
plug can have . girl but IL takes a
man to have . boy. Nick wa, cxcit-
cd and got ON what mixed. by the
time no has boon . father a. many
times as Dennis no will realize the
truth Of Pauls cpistlc 70 Blue Till, viz:
Ids . nice ding being . fsrder cspco.
tally gedding ub % aeola Winters
hide and bour:ng oud haregoric ~
moon lido. Ids nico to dink dot dc
psby . going TO grow ub und have
do mumps. measles, colers infantum,
chimchsm. und diugs like dot to take
away q mans money dot be has laid
away for 81. Patrich' day." etc. W.
understand that Nick 10 now gayly
singing that sweet old retain "lll
namc the boy Dcnnis or no namo s'
lall.",
Oliver Downs has boon boring
around hero II late for water. Oliver
has q new song that would bring tcarl
/, 70 your eyes entitled, "GrandPas jus,
smothcrs Benny" lio sings IL TO tn,
familiar tuno backward turn back
warl, oh time ia your flight make m,
q democrat again for tonight.
Charlie Hunter IL keen to buy SORT
now At - cts per bushel. In som,
respects Charlie resembles Joseph
: that you read about 10 the Bible a. /,
. times Of plenty no provides for . fam
' inc. Don't lot Charlie know tha'
Dennis says he resembles Joseph d
= !. oil as va don't think no is very badl,
stuck on Joe. In fact h" was ono,
heard TO remark Joseph was
chump.'
Dennis read with interest tho rcso
> luton adopted by tho alliance tina
meet In tho llummcl school house an,
would Offer m amendment that III,
' committee instructed wait on the Re,
, Cloud papers also wait on tho ~,
y Cloud banks with tho Same message
"1ts but n step from the sublime 4
= tho ridiculous"
Dcnnis doesn't like to peach" o
!, stir up any "applc' Of diseord but il !
tho "current" report that there is
I. lady on Walnut that has blood IN he
cye aud says that tho next fruit ire
y agent that strikes her place will b
treated to a "pair' Of black eyes an'
the watch dog will pc instructed l.
take q "grapc vine" hold on the par
!, that gcts over tho fcLcc last. Ttcr
is a "stra~bcrry" mark On the moon
Dennis called on his old time friend
Milt Lester, y low days ego on Ali
ancc business and was surprised l.
1 lind him digging q big holo. Neigh
Dor OImstcsd happened along AM
I Mht con6dcd TO Us tho fact that /
!. was = dsh pond provided he could 70
}. water 70 I'LL Il and 6sh 10 stock |,
b Out Of the Kindness OF our hearts Don
nis and Olmstead sgrced to furnish
messing ingredients, Dennis fus
sishing tho water and Olmssssd cal,
no could fSraish Milt suckers. Dsu
mis- has no use Tor water and Olmslsa,
says he gets moro suckers IN his nc
than he cAn uac