Evening journal., 1890-03-14


DITHMAR-"Why are you fishing for
hat dog. with those trousers, Taberf"
you see, they are like the
mes my daughters new mash wears. and
when | let the dog loose he'll know
whom to tackle. Judge.
A GOOD appetite is essential to good
health, and loss Of appetite indicates
wrong. Hoods Sarsaparilla
creates and sharpens the appetite, assists
the digestive organs and regulates the
kidneys and liver. Take Hoods Sarsa-
parilla this season. Sold by druggists.
"Curious gait that camel has. Yes
what you might call double back &C.
ton. Puck.
Ladies' and Gentlemens restaurant,
Sixth and Shipley.
THINK Of dying worth 5000, 600 900 and |
going on long journey without a grip
sack or a dime in your pocket. There is
your equality Mr. Agitator. Judge.
Hotel Kiikwood.
Charles j H. Beckett, Manager
The bar.room is now open to the pub
lie Next week the Hotel will be open
for the reception Of gentlemen only.
BEFORE marriage man waits on woman
after marriage woman waits on man.
Atchison Globe
Ross has removed from l16 Market
street to his new store 2l0 Market with
large stock of latest styles of Hats, White
shirts, NeclSwear, Hosiery Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned if goods are not satisfae
tory
A BRASS band in Pennsylvania is COM
posed exclusively of prohibitionists and
when the people Of the locality want
music they pay it round sum to go off
and blow in some other town. Judge.
Oysters In every style at Mullins res
taurant' Sixth and shipley.
lie came home late. His wifes remarks
His mind 10 desperation goaded.
And he went of Then she complained.
n didn't know that he was loaded
TRUNKS at Yerger's, 4O7 Shipley st.
Auction Sale.
The steck Of dry goods and trimmings in
store No. 100 West Second street, will be
offered at auction every afternoon at 2
o'clock, and continue every evening until
stock Is sold. Evening sale will com
mence at 2 o'clock T. 4. Stroud \ Go.
The hotel waiter How'll you have
your steak. sr9" Ssmy Hansen (of Mon
tana after a night with some Of his New
York friends)-"S "Sames usual Phil.
Stack each blues an reds. Judge.
THE most obstinate cases of catarrh
are cured by the use of Ely's Cream
Balm, the only agreeable remedy. It Is
not a liquid or snuff, is easily applied
into the nostrils. For cold in the head
it is magical. 1t gives relief at once
Price 80 cents.
'May kiss your" mo, Mr.. Simpson
don't feel well enough acquainted
Interesting pause.) There, now, d.
YOU feel well enough aequaintedr
Eyes, George Brooklyn Life.
Meals at all hours at Sixth and Shipley
HARNESS at Yergers, 4O7 shipley st.
'sTHEY say now that they are usinl
horses for sausages. well, that's tn
wurst / ever heard. Puck
Roast dinners a speciality at Mullins
Sixth and Shipley.
THE husbands idea Of a model wife
one who is firmly rooted in the belle
that he is model husband. -Somervil
journal.
DIR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, al
the only genuine pennyroyal pills mad,
At druggists aud by mail, 81. Office, 2OS !
! 9th st, Phila. Ladies beware of limitations
How we admire the man who happeT
, 10 catch us when are doing good dies
on the sly Colby, Kan Thomas Cat
FoR plumbing and steam heating, |
to |. n. Eaton, No. 400 Shipley street.
+ PAIN and dread attend the use Of mo
!, catarrh remedies, Liquids and snui
: are unpleasant as we'll as dangerou
i Ely's Cream Balm is safe, pleasant, ,easi
a applied into the nostrils, and a sure cur
ie 1t cleanses the nasal passages and hes
St the iniiamed membrane, giving relief
once. Price so cents.
AN American girl in France who want
! to save cable tolls telegraphel to b
s father: "Marseilles Tuesday. Puck,
4. Ladies and Gentlemen's restaurai
/. Sixth and Shipley.
DIED.
of ALLEN. I'm this city, on March II. Edw'
Is II /, son o. Harry 9. and Jennie Allen, age
" years and months.
CADAfAN.-ln this city, on March II, Lot