The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-07-06
Here the speaker hung piece of cable
around Mayor Keisel's neck.
Mr.. Keisel responded:


My Lord Duke You don't know how proud
I feel to be decorated with this title and about
$50 pounds of 3-inch rope. am glad to know
that 1 am thus honored Salt Lake has
everything she needs u port OF entry. / will
perform the duties of my trust to the best of my
ability.
''Nicholas Treweek'' sang out the High
Exalted. eyes, Sir,n meekly! responded
Nick.
You have been brave sailor, Nick You
have even went out on this great sea with moth
ing but a bathing suit. You have not feared
the flowing bowl, and Neptune is proud of you.
He has many whales. The whale is q daisy
so are you. shall appoint you Grand Keeper
of the Kings Whales and will urge you TO do
your duty like d man without fear or favor.
Should anyone attempt to induce you to shrink
from your task, spurn him.
Treweelk promised to obey and the High
Exalted called Judge Elias Smith. To him
he said:
Judge Smith, have selected you for the posi-
ton l am about to appoint you because in all
nv career have never known you to let go of
worth a cent. know you will hang on TO this.
l make you Keeper Of the Seals, because am
sure it will be safe in your hands.
r. G. Sleater was called.
President Sleater, Of the Federated Trades
their are no birds nobler than the pelican. They
are lu-lus. The same remark applies to your
SELF shall make you Grand Keeper of the
Pelicans.
''F'red Simop,'' rang out like clarion.
The H. E. said:
Fred Simon, this vicinity is full of sharks
and make matters disagreeabe. will make vol
Grand High Keeper of the Sharks.
'sLet Frank Dyer come forth'
Frank the beasts of the field and the birds O
the air need watching [ name you as Crane
High Keeper of the Gulls.
"Henry Barnes" sang out the Judge, an(
Hank came bashfully to the 'front.'
| Neptune looks with great favor upon you
clam ranch, OF when you nave made such {
glorious success. He directs me to make yo,
Grand High Much-a- Muck of the CLANS, and t.
| beStoW upon you TINS,
and Henry got clam shell that will weigl
twenty four pounds.
c. M. Jackson, who represented tn
| HERALD, was called:
C. M. Jackson, you were never known to lie
an oyster get by you. Oysters are very cunnin
smoothly in this department, make you Gran
High Defender of the Oyster Beds
Here the monotony of males was broke
by calling Miss Gussie Goldberg.
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Miss Gusse Goldberg, it gives me grea
pleasure to name you as Queen of the Me
maids. May you live long to enjoy this homo
Continuing, the II. E. said:
And to you James K. Gillispie, 1 delegat
an important trust For years many staunc
vessels have gone to pieces on the rocks
this great deep. | make you Lord High keept
OF the Lighthouse on Block Rock. Set you
candle in the window and be ever faithful.
Arthur Pratt, nature made you for a swimme
1 can see that from your build. Therefore
, make you Lord High and Deep Diver Extraol
binary.
And to you, Alfales Young, 1 delegate til
; duty of caring for the bathing material vii
the title Defender of the Bathing Suits.
. Colonel Page, as matrimonial fisher yo
, have not been a blooming success. am gon
| to give you better chance and make yc
| Keeper of the Fishes and place you in charge
the Queen of Mermaids.
5 r. A. Davis, your duty will be to keep Il
l waters of the sea SALT
Sam Thurman, you are created Chief Adm
raj of Utah Lake. and you, George Sutherlan
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