New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-12-28
MIR. BOUSER'S MISTAKE.
HE THOUGHT lie COULD MANAGE HOUSE.
KEEPING.


From The Detroit Free Press.
some g,Jreries which l ordered the other afternoon
failed to come up In time and at supper We had oreau
in place of biscuits ,, , 49, H. ,,icod
'' The baking powder didn't up" replied.
Did you order IL
And it i. now g! Mrs Bowser, there must DC
something very WRONG with your system OF trading II
/ we're ordering groceries ia like to see em ty any
We can get alone for once -,o.,,. o..
= o'clock They arr not here at d. THIS SHOWS "tieF
that the grocer doesn't care for your trade or e'e m
/, a liar IL agreeing to send item up am 'H'''u
they ind yon - very easy mari u.,on,oa
suppose you could do better, retorted. n.o,,s
certainly. \ woman can, perhap'' BUY gihcrlch9
70 better advantage than man, bat when it comes
down to solid, she can't be trusted. g.. ,,o NOV,
,rccI The cook will tell you what Is wanted
IN do it and I'll show YOU that we WI H TSe
great deal better aud Yet save 81 or - a week. l"eS
XcSt morning before going away. he went out to
I I ,snd up the meat for dinner. That's all
Ne want Jew things besides. sir. Pat down
salt soap pepper. tea. cinnamon, starch SAgo' 20
Mat! haven't We got a blessed thing In the
nous Lot. a. things. sir. bat there's something wanting
every day You can aid a "ashboarn; a amp ohih
rcy. .oine sapOlo. box ni MATCHES ana an
~ ,rlnf viii do. interrupted M Iow'er can
200 hat there has been the rroSscst msmanagement u.
nle I"n.@ I'- a wonder that we are not on tie way
~, ~, ,lr NOR house
I" M WTcl II Won don't get 'cn. won't have EN-
aid, ,t ',k and win that nj q natural philosophy
she turned AMY 10 wash her dshe'. - ,,o.
some meat came mp and was prepared LOT u'h"o''
when Mr. BpWsrr came HON" he lnGnF,d'
what have you been paying for roa't hc't
N \" 10 .,,,pcrtcd IT from the way the butche,,
actrd lie has been swindps yon al Inc r'U' u
. oa'-. per pound
Fact ! sent mp q piece at cents which beats
any Sou have Lad i.f i noith' ,l. no looked about
ard rcm,r,d TN, TIC cook had forgotten to put Oh
'"S Io ','| didn't send up any, replied.
To,h.ns came but the meat
l. suddenly frl, n d., yet POCKET ana tAer T ,io
.' 10, and f,r', and began 10 carve the meat.
., ttf.t l,r.. llr bore down and sawed away, ana
tu,uy i.d jhe knife down aud aid .,.o.,,
W n.,l n.r,c - tHcct. Mr. Iow~er Whom
iiy 'cm for rnucr pie boil tie meat about W. Ha,S
IT,. ,r-rcd ser, white and kicked the cat from
under the table. ard our dinner was sum ana r
'oo, b.. y",t oH, - -, me o' and a. he appeared
send mp some tomatoes for -oup. TWO iron pom {"
paca-' Il -tovc P'ii,h ,'mI I,o aver Iops '''Sp''
ID, ,ou pretend to- 81, We wasn't all those things
D." y'. arG many m,rc never worked IN place
l.,r. ,,t.r. h,i -, lt'lo p" DO with II youH sciG
np a man and aa axe I'll have THAT beef Guy up con-
caaa hear W. Boy bya'h,as thirty feet Oh
fan, and D" 81 Dr. Dr., ~ ,r. h"sc %Gout ~ pIodus
T., I'm. afternoon the thing came al All hut u" ,'
ard butter " nil Tune ,,' ,, ,gp" ouG snufins
W.T.. ,r ',,, br r,naried.
'lc 4r ."' u" y,r~ xii know the difference between
lr..if.-t and -apprrl And where on 'aF'h is '''
'nu%' ,r,,,., .cod mn either ten 81 butter.
what, M. Bow-cr, DO Yen imagine I'c so''
'iH a. ;yci ,ney ddn't como MP ..-,..,..
TIL, t.fr me- that feltpnpl''
, IN ..t. mat internal grocery store something ID"
'iiih = f,r tle u">t hundred >r'iI ,,,, n,t Mr.
don't know what ~" grocer el'd u MN IVA. '
,.rr danced mp ard down and sent IAN 10 Jr,i,I|.
Jrr-., civ and ''- 4 ol'r nla'o ni rI"p' H6f1r,
Ia Ever iuy another thin thcrc Ini n.St ih iI
the I.' 90 article ID ~ =, t, ,, and Guttcr ont
%,, ,,,f,r. before hc went doTnto"n he Sad u inc
'o'l ,u .s mn "a chicken to bc baked and ,tuIed, .,.,
- .,i.rt D., chicken having apInr,9 In' INV =,
omc bacon for dnu"r Mr. E"",'r u'n u, ,ho bacon
.n1 AGO. and walked mt uto te Kitchen anu a'"''
. + III iny huu-r or yours
. what Il it," answered q" {. OK,
~Diu't >ay ia send mp chicken
' (nd q T, VIZ. to be stuffed
90 4Gr, VIII, didn't You do it,
[., ,"r Zone - the c,t probably ordered
| n At = o'corl."
. II GiIr Let me- 90 10 mat tclegnons No.
IN 20 .yu aud wipe the face oi the earl" WI" '''''
''I ,rica Z, hold him. Int he hrok" ava. ara Wcn wen.
III lie cane iacl, m about m hour WIN ~, ',|u
| [ 49,, Lt, t,rl his nose Skinned. a bump on ms
| for.ncnd and ono csc shui mp. gun 1 , ,
,, 49,, learned frofl other That IN" butrnrr -"'
| .,' 'h',,., - him lie hadn't ordered any Cll'tch
llr meant TO- hut h. never eyer got %t ~, We. car vi
I"' ,o, ~, his eve ard had clycerincd his nose
| Tor the mn time. b." suddenly o'''rvrd' ,,., In,
w.. am satisfied that coud rin tins house l n''
,-,, ,t,,o better than any woman earth ana save
.hillnrS wncr~ Won save dol'ors, hnt rye go, t"t
| ,',rh an nv ,uipd - n iS and you IAN 20 ahc'd
| y'iih cou. r>tr,yagant and disa,tr0u, career.
| CUfcEgV STEALING ~ WASHINGTON.