The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-08-31
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the buttons on his uniform. He will be
among the staiwart Knights on field day
at Asbury Park next Thursday.
Several members of the Roasters' Club
attend regularly the open air religious
meetings.
Johnnie Nevin has abandoned Journal
ism for time. He is training, however.
as a dude. and anticipates. when perfect.
staggering the city editor and catching
a soft snap ON the Tribune.
G. Lee Myers. the Secretary Of tine Car
taret Club, was q prominent athlete a
few years ago. He would still make the
cracks hustle if the Handicapped had not
crowded him out.
Is it Foy or Foyer? They pronounce i5
both ways at the club, and the genial
Franks new friends are in doubt and
hesitate when they address him.
Nike Egan has done most efficient ser
vice since he was appointed detective in
the Fifth precinct. Now if he would only
arrest the man who helps himself to Cap
tain JACK smiths good cigars, Mike
would crown himself with glory.
Dick Ulrich is the happiest man that
wears trousers when he has on the blue
and white checks that foated up to his
boat house recently.
1t IS u pleasure to see the trouDs of
young men aud women daily pass
through this section of Jersey City on
I1lC14 " ci1 ~ t1C 0rtf 1Att 20 IDefG TO
catch crabs, battle and generally enjoy
themselves.
Alderman Max Salinger SAYS that all
the persuasive eloquence of his many
friends cannot induce him to be a candi-
date for an Office that Orestes Cleveland
has disgraced.
Mr.. Wins. the druggist says that
the next time there comes a severe storm
and Monticello avenue is flooded in
front OF his store, he viii procure
few rowboats and let them out to the
Bergen dude and his best girl
There was great deal of swearing at a
very pretty girl yesterday at the juno
ton. An open Greenville car came along
with every seat but the last occupied BY
girl and four men, who were
smoking, were waiting for the car
1t stopped for the party and
and the gentlemen politely made way
for the young lady to board. the car.
What was their disgust when the pretty
girl deliberately settled herself on the
back seat, which is always reserved for
smokers, and spread out her dainty
81 irts until she occupied room enough
for two. Three of the men crowded
in beside her and took fiendish
delight in blowing their smoke
as near her face as they could, while the
fourth man chung to the rail and swore.
"a SuOU JUNG ID tOlG db the expense OF
Policeman Fisher of Archie McKaig's
squad. Fisher walks slightly bow
legged, which attracted the attention of a
citizen near Bergen Hall, and he
enquired the cause. "You won't tell
anybody If / tell you, win yousr said
Captain Archie; ''it's dead secret" ne
continued, in mysterious whisper. The
citizen promised, and the Captain told
him that it was because Fisher had a
cork leg The citizens admiration for a
man who could so deceive the astute
police physician was great, and he says
that he amt going TO give any man away
who was smart enough to get on the force
with wooden leg.
Enoch Ryno, poor fellow, is in love.
Any one can see it. The melancholy ex-
preston in his face, the pitiful curl in his
nasal organ, the heavenward glance Of
his toes and the generally demorallzed
appearance of.his auricular organs all 90
to prove Enoch is in love. Poor Enoch.