The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-05-22
BRIGHT BITS,
HUMAN NATURE
One's own sorrows have no light side,
Though they may be only bubbles;
But we always see the b light side
OF another persons troubles.


Ones own sorrows have no light side,
Though they may be only bubbles;
But we always see the light side
or another person S troubles.
-AelU York EUenin1 Sun.
AN EXCEPTION. can't be in two places
Can t, Ell? Well, know man who was in
pair OF trousers az once. Puck.
DID you have any luck when you went fish
ing last. Tues ayr
well should smile; eight men with bills
called at the house and three at the Office. y
The Jester.
DID you like Miss Faircomplexion's evening
dress?'' o
"a portion of it."
Yes, what part2"
- Tue part she mad on. Portland (Ore) West
Shore.
LITTLEsHoRr-I can't pay that old account
just yet, hr. Cutaway, but want a suit this
spring If you can accommodate me.
Tailor-Certainly, sir; I'll instruct my attor-
ney to commence tomorrow. and
Fur7tisher
A BALTIMORE GIRL has gone insane because
she wasn't born man. She never had to meet
the rent, nor shave. nor serve on jury nor pay
poll tax, nor fasten suspender with Single
nail. but she didn't know when she was well off
Merchant 1rdreter.
PoET-Conceive if you can, of my horror. nv
dear madam, when yesterday nv 3-year-old
Otto tore to fragments poem l had just fin
ished.
why, I did not know the child could read
yetH'-F2tegende Batter?
INNKEEPER-This wine I can conscientiously
recommend to you, You will be much pleased
Yes? Well then give me bottle of it, and
do me the favor to take glass with me-
20. in that case think we will try another
kind "-FitegenGe Batter.
Mrs EsoNY.-I spects youse very busy now,
Mrs. Black.
Mrs. Black Deed am wifi de big revival oh
religion goin' on ia de church and fob visitin'
clergymen to do for. Keeps me cookin' half de
day, an my husband he has to be out half de
night gettin' chickens.-Nesc York WeekIH
MASTER OF THE House Ito pretty servant girl
who is cleaning the front windows)-See here.
don't want you to be so flirty. Half the men
who pass the house look up and nod aud smile
New Girl-Please, sir, they don't see the lit
tie cloth have in my hand, and they think I'm
the mistress reckoning to them.-Netc York
Weekly.
FRIEND Ito Chicago carpenter)-You won the
day, understand.
Striking Carpenter-Yes, indeed. The bosses
had to come down to eight hours,
Any immediate result?
Well yes
What is it?
Landlords have raised the rent on us.-Terns
Stftinos.
MORAL WITHOUT A SroRy.-Tbus we see
greater, Notwithstanding the fact that we NAV
be poorer than some. and likewise have less
wealth than others again of our friends, It is
well always, if possible, to do presently that
which, if neglected now, will possibly not be
accomplished, If even then, until some time
when we have more opportunity.-Puck.
Mrs. GAMER (of Chicago)-Now, my dear.
while you are in Europe you must not forget to
call on all the big bugs, and invite 'em to stay
at our house durin' the worlds fair
Mr.. Canner-Au right, Mirandy, I'll remem-
Der.
Mrs. Canner--And if you call on a duchess.
don't forget to ask her for a good receipt for
sauerkraut.-NesU York Weekly.
BELLE-Can't you go to the broom drill this
week, Carrie:
Carrie-No; I'm very much pressed for time
this week.
Belle (maliciously)- and know what
time it is too.
Carrie-What do you mean?
Bee-The time that you are preSsed-from
$50 to 11.-Burtin0toR Free Press.
FIRST PRETTY GIRL (angrily)-That fellow
across the aisle ought to be horsewhipped. He
has been staring at you for the last ten minutes
Second Pretty Girl-Why, my DEAR you are
mistaken. He has been looking steadily at YOU
then he would look at me to avoid meeting your
eyes.
First Pretty Girl mentally)-I-wonder-
who-he-is.-NeU YORK. Weekly
They were talking about cold countries they
had visited at the Noodle Club.
THE coolest place l evan saw was Miss
! Giwotee's pawlor lawst night" said Mr.. Oys-
terclaln in a tremulouS voice. Il was given the
| coolest shouldah and fwozen wight out by an
othaa fellah. nevah felt so chilled in all my
life.''
You don't show any effect of it now"
mo. Her fathab came down and made it
waam for me before left, douncherknow. -
Netc York Herald.