New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-08-03

In the last number Of Punch Du Maurier makes
his fair lady novelist talk in the course OF
rhapsody, Of the crescent moon just rising In the
East Is TIL, some of Mr. Punch's new and
improved fun. with combination lock on it. or has
he been studying astronomy out Of the "Anciens
Mariner?
The sumachs noseless. by the still hot road
stand up 10 guards. with bloOdred soldier plumes.
How light the h-bue clear Of clouGy gooms!
How lone the land, with summer overlooked!
Nth low pleased muttrng where the Wild rose osms;
rhe bovine breath OF sleeping fields perfumes mes,
Good earth. how glad thing II Is 70 be
Part of this full yet placid life OF thine,
Close TO thy heart, humblest creatures preSsi
one sunny hour, the spiritual stress
-(HeIen Gray Cone in Boston Transcript
Steamer Egypt still anoat and stin burning. Isn'e
IL rather late in the century for shpmaser TO Leave
his abandoned snip. especially his burning snap.
floating danger TO life and property, when all he hs@
20 do is to open valve and let her sink'
the P Se. John Pm T S9s gSPi over II
article, Things Worth Knowing -.
"Oh, bosh! Let me read the deaths that's soo0
SOUL - Philadelphia Inquirer
A Sew.Yorb brewer is raising chickens down OF
-(Yonkcrs statesman.
sin has many tools, but lie is the handle thss
ats them ALL" says somebody, and then somebody
else SAYS IT'S the Denver Road Gentlemen OF the
road your hearts may be in the Colorado Iiishlan<as
but how about your Holmes dear o. w!
AT FATHER PROUT'S GRAVE.
Peace 10 thy >umbersl
III T liS' requiem - wells from shandon seepls
It's ivy leaves running
Ana Lee 'f y ave- in the hearts Of thy people
Joy to thy ashes
Thy wits classic flashes, .
.sobk - orftaO ~
Within the tomb waken,
And through air love shaken -, . ,.~
Vibrae round the world az SURGEONS sweet rInslns
9S St Hn" i Esns S il Philadelphia Inquirer
scrub brush is the latest. yet, sad 70 say. rot
the last adornnent Of the who has sworn
eternal enmity the participle present
We are told that there times when Caesar
WAS terribly worried by his creditors. We suppose
f. never Occurred to Caesar 10 come 10 THIS country,
nary an American helress, and spend her uhllon
in paving OF his debts NorTisrwn Herald
Gl,dvs.Maud aged ten Grammar. how y spell
beas'lyl7 80.
not a nice word for my pet 10 use"
Gl,dvs. Mand-wen. don't care I've got to write
70 manner and pepper, n l want to tell ZEN about
the weather.
Grandma" Oh, very well pet
N now story the heroine was glad that her lover
did not look at her, ne ie@ig" f1, SIC with yert
cal eve beams viii take notice with Sladhess'-'DoS'o'
Transcript
rc may confer a boon on mankind who makes tive
blades Of grass grow where there was only one oeioo'
but how about the Capitol restaurant man in Washing
ton, who now gets SA pieces OUT oi pcs WIN" A
formerly cut into only five!
our ofttimes accurate and ever esteemed con-
temporary The Chicago Tribune insists tHat VAL
whitman IL NOT responsible for these INES
Few people l think. have ii special career
I'm view ON one and the same al an uihos
DrsirahIe ultimate object. Although II Is
Perhaps. better to have the winning post
Trectcd before one starts, mankind Is so
Much At the mercy Of the arbitrary de
rates of fate. that IL runs great risk Oh .
Hrng knocke, down before one reaches IL
Yet ii we cannot always clearly see the
Promised land beyond the desert win
Two good spurs in our equipment we are
%ot likely 10 be overwhelmed on the sandy
Plains one Is a strong abiding sense
vi duty: the other, goadlng desire
To get the most and the best out Ok
Ourselves.
Can il he possible that as a correspondent OF The
poston Transcript suggests. there cooks cruel
enough TO put live lobster into cold water ana s1o"~
simmer 1t TO death
METAMORPHOsIS
saw her just month ago.
In tllle and ribbons bright,
And heard her read In accents SLOW
An ESSAY on The Night
And when she closed and took her seat
With her bouquet, IN state,
heard them calling her the sweet
Girl graduate"
saw her Just the other day,
More beauteOus than before
Upon the sands where the WaNeIel' PA"y'
A bathing suit she wore -,
And later when | saw her spIish
Among the rollers whlrl,
| heard them calling her the DASH
lis S"'''''~ -(Boston Courier.
If YOU think there's no heat about the eleetns
light lust walk tor step II you have iorsWorn
Walking into the east corridor OF the Equitable buIa'
ing on Na,sau-st and feel. Looks hot too
First Dude-why. Chawpie! What's the mat'sn'
You look unstwung A., .hoos,o.,rcs have come
second Dude.-SO am MN sio0''"'"s' '
united burlington Free frcss'
DO YOU FORGET TOUR OLD HIATT
From The Lewiston Journal -,
The man who was hurrying into the hatters Innr rr
day was an business. lie wanted his Old hat WHEN
II19 W." leave II here - 90 dunno was the reply
They hunted over great pyramid of hats ana olulu ~
i.n,!icd 1fIv p When h went out ile halter ST.:
.'Thnf man bought a new hat here and when lie NcnS
ont said that he would call for It in half an nus
II has now been four weeks. We throw away se,SS
or eight hundred old Hats every year, for whscn ~
owners are going to call in halt an hour''