The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-05-01
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upon.
--Sgaee,. WAY did you usuy that
Mlai D0rsyi No, ,of her rsnnry. rs shs
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"A j~fser writer believes thai aies
isaEsies aroand the humsn ooasiensnce
ptoaape bay istef This is . theory noi
10 be spes ED -
= Arsmists - ION pa, your arm around
M ssia 80 srsoeiully. George George
- hsrs bad lots Of practice. was
street car coadaeior FIVE years
~Ju3gs All the fools have 20, ceased
10 practice As attorneys, sec. Lawyer
No. your booor. there are not iadseships |
snoagh 10 provide for the whole Of them.
- Mlss Alice well. Bridget, / suppose
700 sonid give a good deal II you could
play like that" Bridget II would. miss.
but "a sive more II ! could play bet
tef."
Mrs Gotham. This paper says mud
baths will cure rheumatism Mr. Go.
than {. great sufferer "Nonsensei I've
fallen down 10 Broadway half dozen
iines, snd IL didn't do s-bii Of good.
~Mss senness has cap.ered 10 the front
with the real. live question Of the hour
shall woman ride horseback man FASH
ionf There is about As much on one side
Of this question ss on the other
Bat said she, TO her husband who
WAS etilicising her toilet, what does a
man know abou, womsn's ,gsrmentsft
The husband. 10 a hollow voice.. THE
price, madam
Little Boy When are you going to
the carpenisr shop 10 be fred2" Poet .
'csfpeuler sbopl' Little Boy Yes; /!
heard pa tell ma there was screw lots,
about you somewhere"
-Ghos, "a, seancel DO you recog-
nizi mer' Mrs. Topper (confideutially) /
--"Yss, you are my late husband, John =
Topper. Ghost (surprised) How did
,ou know mef' Mrs. Topper (drmlyl = =
II smelt your breath, John"
II understand young Brieness is about in
to marry the daughter OF old Bonds, the A
millionaire. Yes. 80 am told" "Will
be give up the Law businesss' YES. he in
will give up the law business and 30 into 70
The son.in.lsw business.
-ATimely Article Smith Il notice that
Robinson had an article 10 the paper this ye
morning Jones lndeed2 didn't see il.
What was it9 Smith His spring over. be
Coat lie was taking it TO the tailor to be =. !
pressed aud cleaned. u
Ill you want to see q man," said his
wife as be rose from his seat. cant you 70
stay here and see him il You use the opera On
gisssesf ''Iaey are not strong enough
he objected. Il can get better glasses out. =
side, aud he vanished. r
--"Proi, Miller died today. Did you l..
know himf' why. certainly; be sno all
worked many years together" What q" ~,
you worked sith Prof, MillerY" Yes. of loo
Course; whenever be wore hole in b.. Of
boots, mended them for him . pai
"A thorough sweeping was going on Il
md mamma turned to the girl aud said
'fon had better close the piano. Jennie.
Little year.old, who was busily PLAYING
ccked mp and sid, "well. mamma, IL
hiok That sond be a good scheme"
"A bishop was at a dinner party one Ia
light sud waiter csfeIessy upset into his
ap plate OF hot coup lie glanced
'ronnd With an sgonizsd look upon his
eainfes. aud then exclaimed, Will some iof
'yaa" make remark appropriate to the
cessation.
Great Statesman 10 married dsughter) r.
Your husband will never smount 40
Q aaylhing II yon doo't spur bin on.
Why don't you persuade him TO go into
oliiesr Daughter But, pa, he has
RED. sud be cant siand II The whisky
lales him siek Z
--iabslsy Wlcksire. we have Just been
iscassiog tbs question whether married
omen really do go through their has
'nd's pockets. D'es yoursf Wickwirs
Oh course can ouly give you my own
'psrienee, aud that iseshs don't When
ie gets 10 the bottom Of them she stops ;.
Weeping Spouse IL shall ercl a u
obamen, 10 you. dearest, when ycu are s.
,oe. ] shall have Loving Husband en-. -
'sysd at tue bottom Of the column" d.. q
< Advertiser - Good Heavens, Pauling. D
at viii never do Top Of column, eighth u
s~. nei, reading matter or Il refuse to
2, =
- See that you train this child 10 The
y be shonli go. beesa the minister at ---
. christening. Sauooni him with the
u 81 Influences and -sho knows bu.
At be may become wAshing,on OF .
snL WHAT name ples.efr Jennie. 4
poadej the yuung mother demnrely. a.
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