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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
A JOKING SOLDIER.
No Always Saw tho Drishte.. Side OF
EverythinE.

Everything.
Only this week I was reading Gen.
Doubleday's story OF Gettysburg, and
the day before had seen tho old lem
eral on the street. His presence in
New York and his book combiuc to re-
call to my mind very practical joke
that was played upon him at Gettys-
burg by Capt. JOo Parker, of Gen.
Hancock's staff. Col. Billy Wilson and
Joe Parker were Gen. Hencock's pets.
They were both young. full of mischief,
and only saw the ludicrous side of
everything, no matter how serious.
In tho very white heat of tho battle
on Cemetery Hill on July 3, 1863, Gen.
Hancock was severely wounded. and
Capt. Parker immediately rode off TO
find Gen. Doubleday, Who was the
senior division commander, and put
him in command of the Second Corps.
He found Doubleday sitting under q
big tree. He suluted him quickly and
said:
"Gen. Doubleday, Gen. Hancock has
been very seriously wounded, and You
will"
Just at that moment, before ho Ind
time to finish the sentence. assume
command of the corps" shell burst
directly over the General The shock
half stunned him, and he fell over. tx
claiming;
"Oh l am killed! am killed."
Capt. Parker couldn't resis! this OF.
portunity for joke, and he lode OF
rapidly i'll search of Gen. Gibbon. lie
found him, reported TO him That
doubleday had bocn killed, Hancock.
lind Imam ,xDnn1o,l al, l.
take command of the corps The news
spread rapidly that Doubleday WAC
dead, and Capt. Parker so reported to
Gen. Hancock. a few hours later a
railroad train containing Hancock, his
stnft and number of wounded officers
was moving toward Baltimore. Ha"
cock was lying on II stretchcr, suffering
intensely, but his mind and sympathy
went ont toward his division command
ers and his other officers who were lead
or wounded.
Its too bad about Donbleduys
death, snid he to n wounded officer sit
thug near him, who was shot in tho
| arm.
doubleday isn't dead" replied the
officer. u saw him III command of the
corps after you were wounded and two
hours before L lett the field"
Why. Joe Parker told me thai ho
was killed" replied Hancock.
Parker, who was in front car with
the boys having fun, was immediately
summoned. He appeared before Ham
cock, who said:
Capt. Parker. didn't you tell IN
TINT Gen. Doubleday was killed."
Certainly l did, replied joe "He
told me lie was, and what tho devil was
TO do but take his word for ii?"
Despite the suffering in that car,
there was II hearty laugh, and Parker
went back to his companions. As ho
closed the car door, Hancock re-
marked:
That boy will never SEQ anything
serious in the most serious things Of
this life"
Poor Joe Parker aud his counter
part, Col. Wilson, nre both dend. While
the old General of whom Cen. Hancock
told this amusing story walks along
broadway apparently MS hearty and
healthy as nnn of fifty.-Ne0 York
Star.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

We were sitting ON the vcranda of Il
village hotel i'll Wisconsin when u man
drove up with yoke of oxen and entered
the hardware store opposite.
''The OK is curious animal, when you
come to study him." observed the agent
of New York hardware house.
eyes, and it is quite II l:nack to drive
a yoke of them," replied the drummer
from Il Philadelphia cloth house.
"POch!"
"Dont you believe it!"
"Naw! Anybody can drive oxen"
"rhey can, eh? I'll go you five that
you can't drive that yoke around the
square without an accident Of some
sort"
"Done!"
And We went over and told the farmer
what was up. and promised him the
stakes, no matter who won. He looked
rather anxious, finally consented, and the
drummer took the CAD, stepped to the
shoulder of the nigh OK, and called ou.
"Gce up, boys-come along, nowi"
They looked ut him in astonis hment.
shook their heads, and the farmer called
out:
'Look out little for that off OK. IIe's
bin sort O. sneezy all day"
"Oh, I'm onto him. Gee up, 1 say ~
He touched the off one with the cad
and they moved off at a fast pace. We
followed, of course, ard they proceeded
fairly well to the first corner. Here was
where they were to turn to the left, and
the drummer called out:
"Gee there, boy-whoa! gec!"
But they didn't. They put their heads
down, elevated their tails, and started
for the country on n wild run, and in
three minutes were out of sight. The
farmer received the $40, and then he
started after them. We did not see him
again Until dark. Then he came in on
foot. to hrnt us up, and say
"Boys, it was kind in you to give me
that $40, but when 1 came to figure up
damages found myself just $37 short.
Tint ERE partner of yours had better let
oxen alone after this, and try hogs or
geese. "-Neao York Gun.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
WORDS OF WISDOM.
A natural manner is always refined.

a natural manner is always refined.
knowledge is dependent upon expert
ence.
ignorance aud confidence are mutual
friends. -
III People who look ahead are not troubled
about what is behind
No one should be so afraid of doing
wrong as not to do anything.
The man who is most slow in promis-
ing is most sure to keep his word.
Blessed is that man who knows his own
distaf aud has found his own spindle.
: A wide-sp-eading, hopeful disposition
is your only true umbrella in this vale of
tears.
Cheerfulness is also an excellent wear
ing quality. lthas been called the bright
weather of the heart.
We go and fancy that everybody is
thinking Of us. But he is not; be is like
us-he is thinking of himself.
Luck is ever waiting for something to
turn up. Labor, with keen eyes aud
strong will, viii turn up something.
Habit has its peculiar value. 1t is a
little stream, which flows softly, but
which freshens everything along its
course.
No man lives without iostling and
being jo7.led; in all ways he has to elbow
himself through the world, giving aud
receiving offence.
Life hath no blessing like an earnest
friend; than treasured wealth more pre-
cious, than the power of monarchs and
the peoples loud applause.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
Every Ninth individual In Chini
Washes Clothes.

The cultivation of silk in China has
grown enormously under the influence of
the foreign export, and with it the mum
bers OF persons engaged IN tending mu!.
berry trees, feeding ilkworrns, spinning,
weaving, wholesale and retail trade in
silk, etc.
Out of the $50, 900, 600 of which the
population is, according to the latest
statistics, composed, about one in ten is
engaged in agriculture. one in 100 is a
bricIlayer or mason, one in 120 is a
tailor, one in 40 blacksmith, and one
in nine n washcrwoman, while about one
in 100 is q carpenter. All these classes
are largely benefited by, and inc.-asc and
multiply with, foreign trade.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

NJ '
II thoy are, We know how you nrc WORRYING
ways, their childish prnttlc, even their mis-.
chleyn,s l,rauks. Without Thorn the world
would DO choerlcss l,,dco.l. Tho more IL nnlns
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nSen uiscovcrcd that will curc tho ailments 10
Group. Cole, Cholera Tnfantum. Dys"", n ~
Scarlot tevor, Whooping Cough, DiphthcrI,''
on that dreadful Catarrhal Earache. Ii YOU
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d Dr. nagrlman's liz Of IAfe," containing run
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niedloincs, which no household can afford In
i S Without, are eoil everywhere only 81 .
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
Novoi,les and Kn.wIedre.

A now book OF 'tiactivc reading. brimful
Of good things worth knowing aud illustrated,
is Just issued. II contains n largo collection
Of yaluSS;e autographs, cscellcnl receipts for
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druggists and a:rrs,n-, by sending two
cent stamp to thu publishers. An Important
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With y choioc eclec' Ion. Tho lit Ia voinn,c IL
tho st. Jacobs OIL t:alo'.dar for 1859 20 pub.
lisned by THO Charles 4. Vogo!or Company,
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Reno iy for Pain, st. Jacobs Oil, whose virtues
never ubatc, aud whose popularity mover
wanes The ,iomand for botu book and inodi-
oinc ID very great.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

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A large Treatise 100 pages, illus
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Address. WORLDS DisrENsAuY MrD-
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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

In order thoroughly to realize our
selves, we must DO conscious of our ab-
sorption, or at least of our inclusion, in
a greater and grauder system than that
of our individual surroundings; in order
to find our lives, We must first discover
the art Of losing them.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
GETTING EVEN WITH IFS WIFE.

The conductor of a Chicago car APP
preached hard-visagcd woman and asked
for her fare.
go on with you, now, I've paid you
once" said the woman.
mo, you haven't"
eyes, l have"
Give me nickel, or I'll put you off Z"
"Do if you dare"
The conductor stopped the car and put
her off.
"Rathcr Il hard thing to do" said one
of the passengers, "but il served her
right, / suppose"
"oh," the conductor smilingly an
swcrcd, at wasn't hard for me to do, for
il isn't often that have a chance to get
even with her. She is my wife. "-Ariaa-
Saso Trareler.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
"ALL Is NOT LOST,

The modern child is an analyst. The
small boy was playing with the scissors,
and his kindly old grandmother chided
him:
'You mustn't play with the scissors,
dear. knew little boy just like you
who was playing with u pair of scissors
just like that pair, and he put them in his
eye, and he put his eye out, and he
never could see anything ever after"
The child listened iutently and said,
when she got through:
''What was the matter with his other
cyc?"-San Francisco Chronicle.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
CONSIDERED ExrnAvAcANr.

Eyes, said the old man with sigh
"Charles seems to be very devoted TO
you, Arabella, and he says he wants t"
marry you, but Pm afraid he'll never get
ON very well in this world"
'tWhy, pa?" exclaimed Arabella in
surprise. "What makes you think so!"
~ don't think so. Arabella, returned
her fond papa. II know so. Charles
told me to-day that he bought new UNI
brella last week. What reckless extrava-
gance that was. Why, don't remem-
Der that l ever bought IN umbrella i'll all
my life. "-SomerciHc Journal.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
HIS PRESENCE WAS INSPIRING.

Manufacturer Ito his office boy, who
persistently sets the clock backward in
the morning and forward during the
lunch hour)-"I can't understand why
the clock is always behind when ar
rive at the office and ahead when / leave
it,"
Office Boy Gnnocently)-"I reckon it
thinks it ought to hustle while you're
here, sir."-Je'oelers' Weekly.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
LITTLE MAID WITH BROKEN ARM.

A small girl fell and broke her arm two
or three weeks ago. The fracture was
reduced and all went well, the little mite
proving herself a heroine under the pain.
And what pain broken arm can givel
But the tiresome part of the business,
the growing together of the fractured
parts, has tried her patience sorely. The
other day the family doctor explained to
the little patient that the pain she sut-
fered came from the knitting of the bone
''Knitting is it2" the child echoed !;
"well I wish is would stop, for I can feel
the needles sticking into me. PttsJusy
Dispatch.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
yENTURED A sURMIsE.

''Susie," said Willie to his sister,
"what are Blackfeet Indians2"
"What are whatan
"Blackftet Indians"
AZ don't know, Pm sure" said Susie,
"what the expression can mean, unless
those wicked traders have been selling
the poor Indians SOME Of the hosiery that
is warranted not to fade. Merchant
Tyapeler:
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
HAD GOT HER CONSENT

Dick-"I intend to marry you
whether or no. know you love me. /
shall not so until get your consent"
Miss Flirttc-''You have it."
Dick-"Ah, l knew / should tri-
umph."
Miss Flirtte-"Of course l meant my
consent TO o. Chicago Jowmat..
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Wc offer Ono Hundred Dollars Reward fos
my case OF Catarra that cannot DO euro by
Ia .iIg Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J: CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, O.
We. tho undersi trcd. huvc known II. J.
Oh ney for the lust 10 ycnrs, and Believe him
perfectly honorable In all business trananc-
tions, aud financially able 10 carry out any oh.
legations nude by their flrul.
West y Truar. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo,
Ohio.
Waldlng. Kinnan & Marvin. Wholesale Drug
Klsts, Toledo. Ohio.
T.. ii. Van lIoe@on, Cashier Toledo National
Bunk, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Cntarrh Oure is tukon informally, act
Ing directly upon tho blood mud mucous sur
faces Of the System. Price. Toe. per bottle
Said by nll Druggists.
To ralamst,cs, of Greece. is attributed the
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
VERY TRUE.

Teacher-"All things which Gan be
seen through are called transparent.
Fanny, mention something which is
TRANSPARENT"
Fanny-"A pane of glass"
Teacher - "Quite correct. Now,
Fanny, mention some other object
through which you can see."
Farny-"A keyhole. y Texas SiJtings.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
A NATURAL CONCLUSION.

Mr.. lIardup-"Why don't you pay
more attention TO the cooking. You
know you can do frst-rate cooking when
you try"
Mrs. Hardup-"I know 1 can, but
whenever ! get up any particular nice
dish you cat it all yourself. "-1ere
Haute Express.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
HE WAS NOT SURE.

Guest-"l want something to cat"
The waiter calls of a number of dishes,
ut the same time moving about his feet
uneasily.
Guest observing this asks)-"Have
you any cornsa"
Waiter-"Don't know. I'll ask the
cook. "-I'Guas Siftiags.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Jinks (solicitousiy) Bhnks, stop a
moment. That's fearful cold you have.
Are you taking anything forit2"
Blinks QHurrying on)-"Not in the
shape of advice, Kiljordan."
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
AN uNGRATEEuL COMPARISON.

Lord Duiferly ION his FIRST visit to
New York)-"Who is that distinguished
looking man we just passed? Why, he
has the bearing of a Duke"
Mr.. Fourhundred-" 'Sh! Don't let
him hear you! That's u captain Of
police i"-Puck.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
OF PARAMOUNT NECESSITY.

MIR. Uncertan-"Youk keep private
yacht, don't you, Dubiousa"
MIR. Dubious-"Oh, yes"
Mr.. Uncertain-"Well, next to money,
what is the most important adjunct nee
essary to the maintenance of craft OF
that kinda"
Mr.. Dubious -"Credit. "-EpOch.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
SIZE LOVED TO eRoAN.

Aunt Mary-"What cold hearted
world this isl l was so sick all night
and not soul in the house came to see
whit was the matter with me-"
Ella-''That's not it at all, auntic (;
we all heard your groauing, and we
hadn't the heart to interrupt you. We
know how you do enjoy good groan-
ing, you know. Boston transcript.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
CHARITY BEGINS NOT AT HOME.

"And what's all this hear, Barbara,
about your wanting TO find some occu-
pation2"
"Wcll you see, it's so dull ut home,
uncle. pve no brothers or sisters-and
papa's paralyzed-and mammals going
blind-so ] want to be Il hospital nurse. F"
London PUNCH
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
A PAINTED BEAUTY.

Hc-''I got letter from Cousin Tom
to-day. He says he is engaged to Mollie
Jennings. OF course he paints his fu-
ture bride in glowing colors and all that
sort of thing"
Shc-"So far rs that is concerned,
Mollic is pretty expert at painting her
self in glowing co!ors. "-Terre Haute En-
press.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

,."where is my overcoati" was all he
said.
81 think you are as hardhearted as you
can be, she said, mot to realize that
any one can have trouble" a
~ realized it," he said. GAS soon as
came into the room saw evidences of
u cry, sis. "-.Mercadat Trdreier.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
AFTER MANY YEARS.

Old Profcssor-'sWhy, Mr.. Barllins,
glad to see you, Pm sure. How time
does fly Why, it seems to be only Il
few years ago that gave you sound
thrashing."
Barkins-''I remember it. I've al
ways wanted to get even with You for
that. Have cigar, won't you?"-Nal-
sey'S Weekly.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
VERY PRIGID.

"Been having TROUBLED" asked one
travelling man of another. s+-.'-
..s,.Some."
"Girl gone back on you?"
'No, but her father has"
Dismissed you in summary manner.
Eh?"
mo. In wintry manner. "-Mr-
chant 1tarcier.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Sorato, Bolivia, is the highest mountain
i'll America. Height, u, 81 feet; about four
miles.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

lerned, and generally applicable
rules for the dropping of superiluous
letters. The rules suggested are as
follows:
]. Drop ne Mt the end OF words like dla-
logue. catalogue. etc, where the proccdIn.
vowel is short. Thus spell domngog. cpiIoc.
synagog. etc. When tho preceding vowel
is long. as In pro oguc. vogue. disembogue
retain lnnl letters rs Mt present.
2 Drop finnl 2 In such words us definite
Infinite. iayorlte. etc. when the preceding
vowel Is short. Thus spell orposit. pre-
,crit, ,hypocrit,, Feqnisit. etc. When the
preceding vowel Is long. ns In polite. finite
unite, ETC.. retnin proscntfu unchanged.
\. Drop final fe In words like quai tettc.
coquette. cigarette. etc. Thus spell clgarct
roset. epaulet vcdet. gazet. etc.
.. Drop final me in words like pro-
Grnmme. Thus spell program. orifiam.
8. Change ph to i in words like phantom
telegraph. phnsc. etc. Thus spell nlfnLst.
paragra'. iilosofy. fotogrn'. etc.
q. Substitute r for tho dphthonga a. and
a. whom they have the sound OF that letter.
Thus spell oolian. osthetic. dlarrhoa. sub
pena. esoia2us. nthenouIn. cite.
These rules, though few in number,
would, if adopted in our writing and
printing, save an appreciable percent
nge of the labor now involved They
have the sanction of the highest schoi-
arship in the United States and En-
gland. including the teachers of phi
lology fn our foremost educational
institutions. They have been com
mended by leading editors and writer's,
and there is nothing against their
adoption except the disinclination TO
change. Yet their use would IN q few
months become so habitunl that every
one would wonder why they had not
been adopted sooner.
1t il proposed that these rules shall
be adopted in the newspapers of the
country at an early date, when the
eyes of reading people would Don be-
come educated to the new appearance
of the words, and whence their use
would quickly extend to our books.
This would be in the direction of the
injunction of Noah Webster, that "the
tendency of our language toward sim
plicity should be sedulously encour-
aged" The sooner they are adopted
the better.-ChicdOo Ledger.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Nearly every article sold is chcapcncd, In
cost II production nj exp nseof q ulty. Dob
biuss Electro sta Is erGciiy tu-tlu, what II
was In lsS5. atsofuhiy pure, harmless and uni
form. Ask your grocer 70: IL. Look out for
imituti us.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

We want gents 10 sell our celebrated rem
cdirs, sasm worth rent To- responsible =, raons
Ia he paid Tor when sold. Largest commissions
ever offered, Send for agents terms. Frank
lin Hurt keImedy Co. II Mummy 81. n Y.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Lady-"I o sit for n picture"
Arti-"i tlal be very glad paint you you wait
week, until finish the one | am ut work
LGdy-" Oh my couldn't wait that long. Why promised
to be home dinner u five ocockI" -
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

ow, John, my son. before you 60
Take this advice to heart:
Don't try to show off what you know
So folks may think you're smart.
Although the world is like a school,
Where those who study rise,
Remember that the silent fool
Is oft considered wise.
Boston Courier.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

The "Enrlish Mrcur," July 2S, 1858
WAS the first English newspaper.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Joan of Arc was burned ut the stake May
30, li3l, because she irie>, To save her country
from foreign rue.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07
SAW EVIDENCES.
He was a cruel brother

He was a cruel brother
He happened i'll to the room TO find his
sister in tears but did not inquire as to
the reason nor offer single word of COLI
= dolcnce.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

THAT which is easy to do, though IL
may be worth doing, is not 30 impor-
tapt as that which is hard and dis
agreeable. and which. therefore, finds
fewer workers.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Pr ection ia attained In DIR. S,,to's Catarrl
Nomedy. II curo, tho worst cnscJ.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Catherine, vie of Peter the Great, was
once II peasant girl.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

6courHcd With ulcers, boils and tottcr,
Weak If Hal. aud sore Of oye,
Hopeless now q growing butter,

SSs.VIy OHN intlHI NIO
Not at all, DOR, discouraged sufferer from
uisoIdcFed oiouti nnd scrof lous trouble. Tako
great blood purifier aud lifc-savcr Of modern
dtys. All thus unwlulcsonc suros and hiood
dtsordors may bo cured, and the victim will
look and fcel likea new man. IL Ia ,rur'ra,,itd
70 hcnoiit or cure Or money paid for IL prompt
ly returned.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

They disappear like hot cakes lefnrc n st
Louis tramp" Tnnsill'a Punch" o.. Oignr.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Until lie Inns written to s. II. GARRETT
Alnnsheii, g., for catalogue oi PicLU a jn,
Fence Mdchimc, Wholesale prices. tSc,
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-03-07

Mild. equablc climate, certain nn,l abundant
crops. Beat fruit, grain, grass nnIl stock coun-
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