New-York tribune., 1890-03-22
THE TALK or THE DAY.

4 great many passengers on the Thirdave. elevated
trains to the City Hall would Ike to know, nfst' WHY
the guards change places with each other between
Chatham Square and the city Hail. and. secondly why
they do not make the change until the passengers
are crowded into the a,les thus annoying and dis
commodlng everybody. Is this rule Of the roadf
And if 20, why
,nippers-Cant you pay A little something on your
Wacglcs-Ce Certainly. Been carrying $40 around
for YOU since SATURDAY. Coni9qnd It, Us gone, gone,
There's hole in the pocket. Why don't you nahe
pockets that won't tear out !-tMnncapoNs Journal
George Francis Train has started on his trip
around the world. lie has his Psyche IN small
leather grip. says that he is fixed 50 that he can
buy a steamer any time If 1t Is necessary. lie
regard, with apprehension the fact that he VIII prob
ably be referred to in the English papers as ~Hr.
Francis Train
MR.. OKay-Im going to Outlets, Horace Shall
| order the sunday dinner -.
Mr. O'Kay-By all means no, don't order III
Inst ask for il. Last months bill is stl due-Cna nat'
ter.
r. r. Davenport has again become manager OF
50 The New-IIaven Morning News and he promises TO
make important Improvements in the news depart
ment, Of the paper. The News Will continue =
be independent In politics.
A PRONOUNCED DIFFERENCE.
When gentle woman meets grim grief,
And for her woes sees no relief.
| Nor auchi her aching heart 10 cheers
She browns her sorrow IN a tear.
But man. when every sky Is lowering.
Nor delgns to clear for all his glowerin7,
How ices he then from hateful carei
''' -Crerre Haute Expres<
Bismarck is puzzle all around. Instead of point
ng moral and adornng tale for the teetotallers and
anti tobacco men, he is standing protest against their
declaration that alcoholic beverages and tobacco bring
"a man to an early grave.
4 Comforter Disguised Statesman (throwing down
hye lines gwen 10 my speech isairs ana
ton Of public int"llsence . - .
iii, Wife C,ympat theticallylLAh but Il people al,
ready knew what was best what WouN De the neei
of reforming them PUCK.
Hamfat has been heard from again. Referring To
The reports that he received ovation on his recent
Western tour he says it would have been more
ceptablc if the oya had not been 50 ancient. But
It was always hard to please iIanfat.
\ Natural Accompanmcnt.-Miss Olive Green-pm
sorry bur you hno% sing Ts at naaomnsny mToa nnn
Iach >piceiy dnlurcdly Why on my feet Of course!
-(Amcrlcan Grocer.
Here are sentences each Of which contains all
the letters Of the alphabet John quickly eAtempo
r1ed i've tow bags and The quick brown fox jumps
over the lazy dog
Appropriate Music.-Marcuerite Seated beside her
afanced on 'oia to her lister IN sGons nor roo-
Dora (ascd hftccnl-oh' you and Clarence ought to
know .,.,, .
Love- isn't IL .,.
Guck.
rangle-Say Chumlcy. that's peculiar disease
Dakota fowl, diving of. eh
Chnmley What disease
Fancle-Crop failure. Makes rapid escaped
SUNDAY school Teacher falso cashier In a bank--
Can Nou tell me- Johnny, what a miracle i . 49,
fnhnnv Yes teacher Pa says II you don't SKIP
10 canada before lons il Will be miracle. sure
1IarVard Ismpoon.
II is said that Chnamen on the Pacific Coast lease
nropcrtv for twelve months. and then lease IT 10
chiuamen for thirteen months. that being the number
of months i'm the Chinese year. The Chnaman is
rapdly learning to be good American business
man.
Taken al His WOri.-Nr- Slimdiet lthc andlady)
- can vou tell me the difference. Mr.. SOwpegh, be-
tween A hcristeak and a ~hnglc
~owpcigh lnattcrc'il-Er-I can't say that do,
maam'
Mr., ~lmdet (contcmptuouSlvl Slvl-Mary. that M
Slowpegh Is served with hroied single each morn
ing There's wasting any more good vctuals
20 American