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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

The county commissioners yesterday
opened bids for supplying the county
buildings with fuel and awarded the con
tract for the ensuing year to Hacker &
Jackson. they being the lowest bidders
Some routine business was given attention.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

Two special trains went south over the
Rock Island last night loaded with ties
aud rails for the extension south of FL
Reno. The work has been resumed with
large force of men and the line Is being ex-
teuded as rapidly as possible.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

Mr.. Charles Jams. who for some weeks
has been visiting in Peoria. III. is ex-
pecred to return within few DAYS. He
writes that he has met with great success
and has made number of unsuccessful
httempts TO get started home He has the
sympathy of his many friends, some of
whom suggest that he might Is well
bring her along.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10
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byC. : EooJ A ca. Ag-lsAsraass f4~Ft. Gass.
100 Doses One Dollar
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

Col. J. r. Hallowell left last evening for
Beaver City, No Mans Land to look after
some legal business. He expects to return
by Saturday next
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

The work of auditing county bills up TO
date was completed yesterday and County
Clerk Dunlin says he wants to see every
Que early this morning
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10
THE COURTS.
DISTRICT COTRT.

Attorneys are notified that cases not
represented by counsel when called viii be
dismissed instantly.
c. r. Miller VS. a r. Museller; stricken
from the docket John Kimmerle vs. J. a.
Bishop; Judgment for plaintiff for $3.50 j.
c. Jackson vs. Valley Pressed Brick and
Tile company; Judgment for plaintiff for
81, 139. - {. +. Darcy vs. Memphis a Den
Yer Town company; dismissed. W. II.
Clark, assignee, vs. Richards & Conner
Hardware company; judgment for costs
for plaintiff Chicago Lumber company
vs. J. 7. Holmes ct al; Judgment in rem in
favor of plaintiff for $500. Farmers Bank
of Frankfort VS. Wichita Terra Gotta
Lumber company: dismissed a defendant
cost. Equitable Trust Investment Co. IS
". Burt ct al; Judgment in rem for S93. 20.
Melton Stewart vs. f. Biges; judgment for
plaintiff for sos. G. Il. Miller vs. \. +.
Osborne; dismissed at cost of defendant,
two cases. +. Heinkleman vs. j. c. Han
lon; Judgment for plaintiff for 81, $50. B.
T. J. Hit VS. Barbara Hit was on trial by
the court. NJ A. Osborne VS. c. r. Miller;
dismissed and costs paid. +. II. Hills VS.
Thos. Fahey: judgment for plaintiff for
costs Dunbar vs. Stevens: a demurrer
heard and ovverruled. a Macarthur VS. g.
c. Eldridge was on trial by jury, who
found a verdict for plaintiff for S13
PROBATE COURT.
Application of appointment of a special
administrator of estate of VIM. Craig, de-
ceased. fled.
Marriage licenses were issued yesterday
in the probate court to Valentine Book
and Ida NJ. Jansen, both of Wichita, and
to J. II. Jackson and Matilda J. Atchin-
son. both of Wichita The routine work
of the court occupied Judge Buckner yes
terday.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

The last load OF stone to complete the
new court house was hauled from the yards
of Balance x Jaus Yesterday.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

The fellow with an overcoat yesterday
while not with the majority was not
curiosity.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10
JUSTICES COURTS.
The usual round of civil work occupied
the justice courts yesterday.
POLICE COURT.

The police docket shows the arrest of
three more whisky vags yesterday who
each paid $50 to square the charge. The
collection of back fine concluded yester-
days business.
Jack Darim, an arrest of the preceding
day was arraigned before Judge Musseller
yesterday on a charge OF disturbing the
peace. He was fined $ and allowed ten
days to settle Several license taxes We're
also collected completing the financial
feature of the DAYS work
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

Mr. Charles Campbell left laSt eTeuinG
for many points ia Illinois. where he VIII
visit relariveS and frienas and look after
some business matters He was accompa-
MED IN his mother who vii spend six
month, with relations IN Illinois. Daring
Nr. CampI,ejI'S absence the street force
viii be ia charge u h. assistant, ,I88rs.
who IL i thought Viii he equal 70 the
task of standing ali kieks shout defective
Crossings and well grown mud holes.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

The foundation for the freight depot Of
the Rock Island j. nearing complexion
The building viii he one hundred and
thirty feet long and one hundred feet vide
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

Parlors Of the First Methodist Episcopal
church. 5 O'Clock p. M, April Il, 1890. Pro
gram as follows:
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

The Ladies Missionary society Of the
Central Christian church viii have an
open meeting tonight Thursday at the
church, to which the public Is cordially in
vited. An interesting program has been
arranged. consisting of papers on mission
airy topics, select readings. songs. etc.
During the evening the mite boxes viii be
passed and present having the mite boxes
IRE expected to bring them TO the meeting.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

Last evening d special car on the Rock
island reached the city containing W. l.
Allen general superintendent of the Rock
island: NJ II. Stillwell. division superin-
tendent at Horton; c. H. HubbeiL division
superintendent at Harrington. and their
families. They remained over night in the
C.Jy and this morning leave for the south
for day or two in the strip and Okla
hnma
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

9sse - 50 se4sxlsfz. 49, - p fr~1sr-si s-sf
81 G s. zifssg a CO. a ssrss.ssssss. tasr.i. EaaA
100 Doses One Dollar
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-10

Arbor day wit be observed today at the
high school. Suitable exercises viii be
held at u o'clock and at 2:30 the different
classes viii plant their trees. All are in
vited TO attend
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15


When was a boy went to visit an
austere old uncle of mine, who kept a
country store in Florida town. He
was never known to laugh out loud or to
take much amusement out Of anything
There was big bumblebees' nest in the
eavestrough Of the old store, however,
and the darkics that we're always hang
ing about used to stir it up occasionally
70 make fun. When strange darkv
would come around who did not know
Of the trick, the boys would get him
near the nest. stir up the bees behind his
back, and then quietly get out Of harms
way and watch the stranger jump when
the bees stung him.
This trick, when successfully carried
out, was one Of the very few things that
hekled old Uncle Ben. and he would
watch its performance with anxiety lest
1t should fail and would then retire to
the back part of the shop and shake for
ten minutes with internal laughter
which only found outward expression in
his quivering stomach and shoulders and
swapping black eyes. This had been re-
peated scores of times, when one day
there came hitch in the proceedings
One bee lit just on the old mans upper
hp, and gave him a sting that raised a
lump as big as pigeons egg there in
about one minute.
Old Uncle Ben retired 10 the back Of
the shop, as usual. without giving any
sign of his smart and followed him to
see him shake with laughter. There was
no shake this time, however The old
man called me to him and said: Sec
here, my boy, you run out into the back
yard and get me a lump of cold. wet
clay from the well side. I dideso, and
he sent me away again, saving that he
wanted the clay TO stuff up rat hole
with. | hid behind barrel. however
and saw him clap the clay to his mouth
take his head in his other hand. and
stamp around and swear TO himself. till
l got scared. Then he took out some
ball blue from box, wrapped it up in
his handkerchief, dipped il in pail of
water and rubbed il on his lin Till ne
looked like an Indian on the war path
Finally he Gained down, washed him.
self of, and came out looking sourer than
ever.
The next day the BOYS found a most
promising victim, and were preparing
10 play the trick on him when Uncle
Ben came out and shouted Now. then
you lazy rascals. won't have you driv
ing off my customers with your scurvy
tricks The first boy that touches that
bees nest will get a cowhide over his
back And the darkies never ,ould un.
derstand what caused the old man to
change his mind so suddenly about a
trick that had amused him so many
times. New York Tribune.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15
PUBLIC SALE

NpiFr Of administrators
sale II real estate.
Notlcc j. hereby given that In purSuanca ol
an order of the Probate Court Of The Cnnnty
~ Fierce and state Of Washington mad. ~,
tlr sih day uf April. 4. d. fSn In thr n,ntt.,
II the estate Of Henrietta l.. Pier,y' de-
ceased the undersigned. administrafor a,
~alq estate. viii sell AT public auction 10 the
hlshc>t bidder for cash. gold coin Of the
hllrd states Of America. and subject Ia
gnnhrinatiun BY said Probate Court. on
inuf>dAN' the 18th day OF August. A n
- z, : clock . NJ. at the front door ~
i"tti alrhaNen. IN the city OF FairhaVen
'uuniN OF Nhatcom. state of Washinrton
al! US right. title aud interest aud estate Of
Silu henrietta L. Piercy. al the time of her
H'ath. ana all the right. title and Interest
thai said estate has. hy operation or law az
WlhSfWl~g' acquired other than or in addition
in that Of said licnri,tta l.. Pierty nj The
time Of her death. being "a onp-half Interest
.h ailh 70 dtl those certain lots or par.els az
ANA situate in the County Of Mhatcon, and
>tat' ~ Washington. aud described n mi
HN> iu-wit; Lots numbered one To fifteen
u" "a. inclusive. IN block numbered thirty
lhr,' "si'- ln ltntun'~ addition to ~ebotnr
= "uuiN OF Nhutcun. STATE of Wa~hinptnn
recording Co the plat thereof nov on Ble md
tr'urd iu the office uf the county auditor in
anu tut said Nhatcum County ~
TERMS 81 sale-Ca~h. gold ,.oiu ~ ,h,,
uitcd states 81 America: twenty ner con,
.i The purchase price 10 be paid 10 Inc nuc.
lluuttf on the day Of sale. ha lance, ON emit,
nation ~ sale by said Probate Court
WILLIAM !. PtERrN. administrator ~ TIA. ~
tate Of Henrietta l.. Piorcy
Tacoma. wash. July l. A. u lssD
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15


some years ago a rather Amusing incidant
TOOK place IN one of the most splendid Of ths
New York hotels which is too good nor 10 h.
related swell young gentleman was a
ooarder IN the house, and, preferrinc NOT 10
eat al the table dhote, had his meals served
~ us own private parlor with all the ele-
gance for which the establishment, -,
Being somewhat annoyed with the airs ~ ~.
servant who waited upon hinl-a ne,,ro ,f
very sooty eomplexion-he requested hin, one
Jay at dinner to retire. The negro bowel
ana TOOK his stand directly behind the ,,en.
t'enlans chair Surprising him gone. il was
WIN some Impotence that a few minute,
laeer the gentleman saw him step forward 10
remove the soup.
Fellow said he. leave the room,
wish TO be alonen
Excuse me, sar,n said Cuffee DRAWN,
himself up stiitiy; but am responsible for
de silver. New York Mercury
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

N"tlce J. hereby given that sealed hid.
VII o." received at the office IT the Citv clsrl
nl NE city 81 New Nhatcom until II o'cio.l
on JulN -. l>'h. for the building and Side.
walking 90 any and all the following streets
VIZ. Us H'''''N
son. f'" ." ""Ti'
=, Maple street from Forest to and aeros.
Garden street frum Ivy To- Cedar.
tlh street from Myrtle to Pine. Oak st,aa,
90 Garden. '''' "'h
separate bids are To be- presented for the
M,fh on Magnolia, Maple and Garden Il reefs
hraced in single Lid wv WIZ
tagh bidder viii be required tu endorse n
',rlIhru check for So with his bid or bids
lian~ ana specifications for the WORK re-
gu.rtu can he seen az the office Of the city
ne city council reserves the right Ia "a
i'cl any, OF any part OF any. or an hid.
~. ,,-, j. VI. EPSON. city CLERK.
'ated View Nhaicom. July : Is'n.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15
FRHAvEN HERALD FARHAvEN TUESDAY 1890
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

The following are the real estate trans
HIs sine" our last issue as furnished b,
The abstract Office of Fred c. pettibone 4
CO.. Nhatcom and Fairhaven
FatrhaNen Land Co To 4 Brlngolf. lots
and . blk ~, aud lots / aud >. hlk
~ hrst add to FairhaVeu. sian
\ W Steen aud wife Ia q l. Foss. lots
uh9 g. Din :. Stcens first add to Blaine | nj.
> Nardner et al 10 r. l. Cowgirl lilo
VA, "a ne ne z OF seA; and lots H.
VI I Chestnut and wife 10 7 NJ Arnston
et al lot I. blk ~ and lots and 4. MI
Il, nllS{ fark add 10 New Whatcom
same To VI Peterson. lot 10. blk . Valley
Park add 10 New MhatcOm 10,
VI thesihut and wife 10 swandson.
,9i u Din . Valley Park add To New
NhatCom. ta-
Sane to Iuppert, lot %, blk e-.valley "
Park add Go New Whatcom. lei
u >Wslt ana wife 10 T G Nicklin. lots
ana = DIN ca; lots and H. blk Is, lots
and :. biz ~, Mhatcom. NO
e Dihhlc to G. sanford. lot % blk NJ.
supplemental York add 10 New
Po'Connell to } Morris lot is. blk
-. carriers add To Fairhaven. xN
W y Jenkins To NJ : Coute. lots and Il
BLK ~ Nhatcom. an
Receiver 10 W VI Coleman. sw 4, of sci,
sec . nwa OF neil and eia Of nwi. sec
10. ~, tp y, z a., nm
u II Ashley by sheriff To T q Nlcklin.
sNa OF hcA; sela Of nwA. sec 81. tpm
rae. an
| Orchard and wife To II A Muir. lots
sand -, biz 10. Orchards first add Ia
FarhHven. ON
W W stewart and wife To + Albert.
about acres in ueil Of nell see ~ IN
40 ~ 1,
l. y Pentico>t aud wife Ia n Mortimer.
!ut> l. =. , aud !. blk II. Melrose add 10
Fairhaveu. ~,
J nobman TO + : DeWolf ct AL nwi. NJ ~
swit. SEC ~ aud NJ, of 81, OF sec H In
-. q. oon
FairhuNen Land co to + Afieck. lotsIa
& u Ad~it Ia u Pierce. lot > hik m
Adsit,s first add To Sehome. loo
4 u & X x Co to W = Mcdaniel
lots aud :. blk 81. New Mhatcom. Ia
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15
CHURCH SERVICES

I hsl baptiSt thurch-SerVices at d. m
sharp. in Prcshy terrain church hy Rev \
&, Collins. Everybody invited. especially
Method Episcopal Church Mill and siN.
tccnth streets. e. &. BosW ell pastor sun
q. ui. and ; y. M.
Presbyterian Church Thirteenth and COL
umhia. ". \. Mackay pastor. SUNDAY ser
vice al 10 a. M. church services at II a. m.
and y. M ~
'ongrrsational-Re Rev. J. e.. Wright. pastor
services AT the Tabernacle. corner Thir-.
tcehth and Gambler streets at II a. m. and
p. IA.
! nj congregational Church Services: sun
Jay shool al 10 am; preaching at n a. m.
nri> lan ehdeaNor meeting AT pm:
nlttd 10 each meeting. Pastor Rev. J a.
Wright Prayermeeting Wednesday even
ing az nm
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

sealed bids for the Improvement ~ MN
aNtnut, rom the east side OF Tenth street a.
H'tlvtcd AZ the office Of the city clerk of The
IVY ~ talfhaNen untl3 D. m. on Thursdav
dulA - ls'N' Plans. specifications and nrn6le
N9fk must be- completed within ,.,- nm
urea daN~ rom the approval OF me bonds hv
lht citN ceusfil. and each bid must he ac,
urea ,lW dollars which check shall ba -.
!slttd 10 the city la cast the person Ia ,vbo,,,
me contract IS awarded fails To eNecntn ~
llic sum OF f5.O01. within five DAYS Inn, ~ ~
"a, when the contract l. awarded hy the
pavement Of Mill Avenue" Wv i'l-
all bids w '''''' any or
Dated July :. 1Sl0 ny "r"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

seated hids Will be received al the Office nj
=. %. thursday July ~ lssa. Tor the i'm.
WVNtmthi OF Lnrrabec avenue. from ~,
'gSI ia. 81 ~ nnett avenue to the west id,
ana profile may be- seen al the nt,ice ~ ~,
city engineer VI WV
., work must he completed within lao DAYS
,i,in " apprnN al of the bonds by the civ
council and each hid must he ac,o,n,,.,, - y \
~ q tined check forone hundred 1i6G dol
iais' which check shall be forfeited la tha
S',s ~ HaSy The person to whom the CONTRACT
cured by two hondsmen. each In thr ~, " ",
23'NN' within five days from the date when
" 'nni iaGi ! awarded by the city councii
prnNemcut Of Larrahce Avrnue" wv '''-
all bids w ''le'' any or
Dated July :. lsi0 IVY '"rN
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15
A I'ussI.

Mother 10 Kitty, who is not too modest a,
De Vainl-Did you have a pleasant evening AZ
Auntie Bells, dearf ~
Ai.'y -Delightful, mamma Everything
was 50 pleasant, and Mr.. Postlethwaite told
me was as pretty as a picture
Kitty. "''''e'e rS'
hitty very thoughtfullyl-I know II isn't
:, us'nie out mamma dear, how shall know
Young People. pe'
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

Their was Young man in the Twenty first corls
Who thought he'd enlist for year or two noris
He did not fear danger He'd met IL teforr,s
But ere The flrst year of his service was orIs.
lie met huge lion which came TO his DORIS
And srnuging upon him resistlessly borIs
The gallant Young grenadier down to the fort,s
Then standing above him with terrible rnrt,s
The annual rnthlessly mangled and torps
his no'il a. well a. the clothes that he wprpS
And after the tearing and wounding him sorps
lie finally left him an weltTing in CORP.
WITH blood freely ouzing from every porps
IN tiiis sad condition he thought Of the lorfs
he acquired At his school in the sweet DAYS ~
yorps,
And loud in has pain he was heard to deplorlls
me ia, that he went with the Twenty first cnrrs
Washingt0n Post
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

Funny Man to young woman reading his
own jokes 70 him There's one thin. Nj.
Fannie, I'm not vain, and am free 10 CON.
les It hores me TO have any one read NV
jokes TO me
MIS- Fannie putting down the paper
Wen, II what I've been reading is a sarnple
| should think it would. Washington star
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15
Diet of Hammer and Nail.

young ostrich came to its mother oroar.
ing with pain and with its wings tighfIs
crossed upon its stomach
" hat nave you been eatingfn the mother
asked with solicitude. '-''
Nothing but a keg of nails was the re.
ply. '"e ~
what! exclaimed the mother. "a whole
Aeg OF nails at your agef Why, you will kin
yourself that way. Go quickly. NV child
anu swallow hammer. San Francisco
Chronicle
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

In Pullman car.
nliiniher-lt seems to me that this car is
scareelN up To the Pullman standard. I'm
coaches than this
Trimmer-Dont you know the reason,
There's the apology ON the door.
Blimmer-l don't understand.
Irimmer-Doesn't it say:
Built by the
PULLMAN COMPANY.
Pullman ILL.,
Town Topics.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

a snriek came from tic parlor, and the
lion. W - e7' agltar
nat is IL, my daughterr' she exclaimed
mas tnis-this person from New York baan
rude or uncivilf'
Not Intentionally, mammal said tb.
young Boston maid, family. "But it was a
painful shock He said 'hippopotamuses' IN.
Stead OF 'hippopotami. '--Chicago Tr,,,,..
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

Kate daying down anovsD-That's a splep.
did story Jack. Have you ever read its se
queli
Jaek-Oh, yes; / have read stories not
only its equal, but far superior
Kate say, have you read its sequell
Jaek-And say have read is superiors
kaie-lts sequel, Jack, It's sequels
Jaek-lts superiors, Kate, It's superiors.
and don't you forget it, New York World
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

sealed bids will be received al the n,,i,.o d,
the city clerk unt , D. m. Mondsv I'i,, =,
Ipf ne Improvement Of Tenth street frn,,
north side Of Cowgirl Ia north side 81 NH
nNtnue' according 70 plans and cificntion,
a1conpanitd BY q certified check for ana
which i forfeited to the city I'm ease st,c,,ss'
~ nlddtr fails 10 execute proper contract
Npfk must DE completed within sixty day.
IRON approval by dity council Two bnnd,.
hiei each IN the sum Of s5O1O. must justIfv
on bond OF bidder within five DAYS frn,,,
WITH OF contract by city council The civ
''9'rNeS the right 20 reject any or ali bids
Approved July SIN. isn Wy 'ierh'
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

Does anybody live in Africa. rnammar-
asked 7-year-old Harry
why, OF course, my dear People live in
AL parts Of the world What made you askf'
u should think they'd be scared -
Scaredi Why, no. What should they be
scared aboutr
Cause It's always night time there
by, no. my child, 1t isn't always night
time there any more than II is here Who
gave you that ideaf
Ny teacher did. She said Africa was the
Dark Continent buffalo Express
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

what lovely ruby YOU wearr' she sald
as she made a vain hunt for her eyeglasses
out what queer place to pin 1t. WHY
don : you wear Il in your scarf instead Of II
the back Of vour neck r
$50 she Young nian who was calling o,
that Boston girl remarked as be strobe from
tne room, Its downright poor taste to max,
fun Of boil r-Judgs.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

Gu have daughter whom l love. - said
Inc young man timidly, as he approached a
business man of years and wealth.
I'm glad 10 hear IT, Which of ,b,, fo,,,.
do YOU mean to rob me Of, young man
Absent ninde,lly-"It IS immatsrial -
long a. get one-quarter of the boodle.n
Dung man, you are an honest fellow
admire You. You shall be my son-in-law and
take your pick. Hartford Post
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

he-What sort Of an animal would Won
prefer 20 be, Mis- Northcote-that is. il Won
had to be an animali
She-Oh, don't know. am sure But
Know what sort Of an animal would like 70
have you be-
He tcuriouslyl-Whatl
Shea weazel
He-A weazeli-and pray whyl
She-Don't you remember the old nursery
rhyme Pop goes the weazel f'-Burlingto
Free Press
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

Sraves-Does Feedwell live in good stylel
he hasn't much Of an income, fancy.
Merriman-Livei You should see the tabls
he sets would like nothing better than 70
have hum rich, and then board with him
Lowell Citizen.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

First Theatre Aitache-Say, Bill, I've a
good mind to quit this eating house.
Second Ditto-Whvg
First Theatre Aftache-B Because. every
une YOU and come together, that confouni.
ed waiter yells out, Two supeslr-Burling
ton Ere. Press
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

Annet'e-tieorge, don't want you to turn
any more music for me at the piano
6eorge-N Why, what's the matter now. pct /,
You turned two pages at once tonight.
ana finished with dirge before knew ir =
on, we'll don't fret; nobody else noticed
lt Time
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

First Train Robber-Shall we tackle the
Pullman nexti
Second Tram Robber-Naw, faint no use
The porter has just finished brushing of the
Passengers, Minneapolis Tribune.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

Yeast-Do you play chessg
Crimsonbeak-Well, no; can't say that
play IT. | work at it occasionally. -Yonkers
Statesman
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-15

Maker If Musical Instruments ,cheerfullv
rubbing his hanisl-T There, thank goodness
the tass fiddle Is finished at last After a
pause Himuell Donnerwetterl II haven't
gone aud left my glue pot inside,-Reuch.
thalar