New-York tribune., 1890-06-01
THE Talk or THE DAY.

The report Of the committee on temperance % Vs
cnerl conference of the Methodist Episcopal Churcn
south advocated prohibition, and was Unanimously
adonted II declared against license AZ folo"s va
are opposed TO all forms Of license OF ths n'quV.
v.-ther the same be high or 'l0w' IL oai'l'' "
nut so high that the prayers OF "odS peopo iV' "
.nnression will not rise above IT, nor so low 'houss
it makes its bed in hell, that the shrieh' Vi u'e
lost through is accursed agency VIII not ue''eu ""
Meath it,
Three iuvenile officers, quartered at the Currasa:
iryo nnt ! their ali in Dublin in straits as 70
how they should return 10 headqnarers A. a. nnSSo ~
to Tsn SS the them Gss BACK his cceptsa a. n:
last station but one was o1servn 10 anf f,h chnts
On s How eeG'" ON earth did You them they asked
on s perfectly easy lust Walk rScve Sc% .r rae tree'
1,'i nnd rvn H,u rot six more st Jaues's Budget
rho woman,s Christian Temperance Union q
r,r,io raunn now meets once a moth and has taken
nm twelve departments Of work Miss Ackermahs
rncort visit greatly strengthened the oFeahHauoh-
During her stay new temperance society oi Young
mon was orcanized 400 of whom signed the pledse
through her influence
Eastern Marnifcence-'I In Java yon need NOT ns
very distinguished 10 have hudItn sv s t, ~ r,ir
back. / kept sixty myself ana II 'o'A io"r !" '''A
N.Y. Mai fonr servants for one glass of sosN
Certainly: one made the water not. s%souH S ..s pa,
I'm the sugar third added the rum ant me 9t i9HTa
drank Il, for don't take groS my sell -l"'e"o' D'
bOgen
4 Marcellus, Mich school teacher received tas
t,rovinr note from an angry parent recenty'
Mcv the q 1880 when nv Boys are Stang away
from school have Work For them and when lhey
are dare you Teach them. and when They ae
home. that is non Of your Bisnes' yon hant Ienhs
Nv silently not by dem side, az my home.
A STEP TOO FAR.
She could figure 10 fraction the exact ae'tlelc asol
oi each pr'matic shadln- d2"n 10 r,ybere ~
puted that In color Combinations She was he''
AnVmm I"ad " mon ribbon all the energy Of Gbon,
and 10 her simple threading would transform
the ta,s Tomsn,s ol dressing she was great beyond
;" '' cxnrc,suc but she bought her hub nc'AW
and he tainted dead eTnH AVN 49,, r,,r,isbcr
Archbi,hop ireland. of Minneapolis ha' oT"
o,sct,1 member Of the Grand Army o' the Republic
In acknowledging the honor he said 'at amons '''
dearest memories OF his life were the days "'"n ~
followed the stars and stripes on the taitieaeH'
chaplain OF the lst Minnesota.
Crlhat or Croat. II introduced into ny rsnsr ~
some French officers on their return ron M T,rsss
in i6ati The CrOats who guarded tllc lH
frontiers of Austria and acted as .cons us on necSs'
fanks Of the army wore Ilheh ruuu ,i,n or >iIk
When France organized regiment On ,.s,ss ts ani
OF the Croats these linen nechcotls wcrs s 1Dry
tile regiment was NIlNu Inv i'''N'
Goods Chronicle
II is contendcd bv The New.York Frecmans Jour
nolr that thc Wisconsin supreme Court dd not deeac
the Bible 10 be u sectariau book, hut simply u" n"s
lanes version Of the Bible. a distinction winch
important 10 Roman Catholics.
Al hotel waiter came out OF the cofec;rcom IN. s..
informed the manager tlat man NV wa "'s,crsomed
turbancc bccusc nc coulu hol nave "' ~"
seat at the table. ,o,ia,s
S'' co in again said the manager. "and prop'l1'
''p M weni the waiter and said If You don't a9 a
the way things is done here. YOU can get Gnt, Z" ="
| propi;iate You pretty qni'A' -'L'oS"S "''
some liquor sellers in Boston think OF trying 70
circumvent the law by selling under the par' a' '''
| ng over "A bar only IS prohibited
servant answering belnMy master isn't in' SIT
Won may leave the bill. Il YOU wish. 80, uisn
caller (In surprlse)-Bi l nave no bii-"''"
Soryaut dn surprise also)-No bill Then you
must have called At the wrong house.-l.e "auo's'
| ON a little boat house the North River this sign
is dispayed: Sandworms and all summer drinks m ~.
! ale And near the foot of Wallst. sign WIN
the following legend may be seen: tmorei' "O'
pital7 n,s
so You hal your clothes made by WORTH ~"
you So So' nv husband will have the dit when the OH
comes in.'-(Liverpool Post
English religious papers frequently sneer az uii'
country because marriage which Il hwiui ~ a..
state may be unlawful in another state But snn..
condition OF things exists in Great Britain III s ~
for instance. marriage with deceased WIG 80 80.
Illegal while in the Island OF Jersey such m'r'"s'
| is valid
Too Late.-After the wedding ceremony n.rt tan and
of the family took the father Of the brhie awas
whispered To him, You do not seem ~ y" I'm debt
that your son-inaw is over head ana e"'' "
/ E" Ara you surcin .rh,.r With
Certain. lie has only married your da"sn'ef "'''
the object Of paying off his creditors an
why did you not mention tlds hSioT c.lendsHf
" lie owes ma uve thousand ~<a t'-SS