New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-02
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

According to "The Boston POST Boston sign
hears the artless inscription, Cigars and cigarettes
sold on tho Sabbath for medicinal purposes only
This is by no bad, but we still think that the
blue ribbon belongs to that proprietor OF western
skating rink who advertised sacred dog fight Tor
Sunday.
Chicago Girl-oh, pa, please buy The Angels'
pano Observation-Disclosures: no one in the family
could play on II II we had list Paul Poneer-Press'
The correspondent who asks on what date the duel
between ex-Mayor Dooley and exNaior Day, both OK
Belleville, n. j. is to be fought expects TOO much
from u.s. The Tribune is not in charge Of the Weather
Bureau. The exMayor, being the party challenged,
had the choice OF weapons and place, and ne made
the condition to fight with wheebarrows In four feet
of snow IL would not be out OF place TO recall tho
case OF the Irshman who sentenced TO death for
murder and given the choice OF mode OF execu-
ton He elected TO be hanged and from the oranches
OF a small rose-bush. Butt said the judge inc
bush is not large enough to make 1t suceessu Ioo
The Irishman with ready wit, replied FAX, Judge,
don't moind SIGH small thing that; shure, OIL
wait It'll it grows 1t is likely that both the ex-
Mayor and the exMajor will DO willing to walt Tor
the four-feet depth Of Snow
A Study In Repartee. -Fenderson-What Is the
reason, wonder that fellow comes here every Gay OK
Fogg-I don't know, unless II Is he believes In doing
In Rome as the Romans do-(Boston Transcript
The Hon. J. W. Covert, OF Flushing, was one Of the
inventive geniuses who tnought the cpeaher use SEQ
them when they wanted to talk and mustn't see them
when they didn't want to vote. Having voted by mis-
take he demanded the privilege OF changing his vote
Then when his name called he said 81 VIII vote
later And then that bad Speaker laughed-unof'
fcially.
Polite Beat-Can't you accommodate me with 'nree
ZIMMERMAN alive you make me nervous Why
do you always ask for three dollars Instead Oh asking
for one dollar or two dolarsf .,,,. .o
uolt4a Mr.
understand the begging business Dettor tan W; iuss
You beg for a while and let me be bahKer'-tieAas
slftlngs.
The block IN front of the postoce isn't even paved
with good intentions. or If II is they have had bad
luck and gone to the wrong address.
We suppose that it will be in the coming baseball
season, in the past, whenever We wahe pa'e INV
from man he'll be out-CIoledo Blaue'
Now Kentucky rises TO explain that Blue Grass
is not blue but the grcenest sort OF green. YES
yes ~ course and red Is the complementary color
and that is why SO many towns are painted that way
Yc imps of IIades please prepare
A bed of iron thstles m - -.
For one who'll soon be with you tnere-
Inv '''''' Washington Post.
Little Scene From Life-The Doctor-why have
T never married Why should II Cat and dog LIE
az best.
The Admlral-Not in my case.
The Doctor-oh, pshaw, now, everybody knows-
Come then, how do you manage 1t
| The Adniral--Au cat.
Soma theoogtans' views seem 10 be good deal
like boarding house coifee-in need Of something 10
settle them burlington Free Press
Theodore Wing, weather prophet, declines to let
we'll enough alone Mr.. Wing is one Of the precious
few people who predicted the tremendous storm OF
March L. 1888. That ought TO have given him
enough reputation for meteorological wisdom TO last
him lifetime But instead Of resting his laurels, he
endangers them by telling folks TO look out for an
other big storm presently. suppose the big storm
fails to materlalze, where will those laurels be
Some shocking things have been said in the debate
OF tho Presbyteriansor things that would have been
spectacle Of young Just out OF the theological
seminary pleading for the doctrine Of infant damaa-
| ton is almost enough to make one believe IN IL i%
| Just such cases."-(Boston Transcript.
An eating house cook who recently interviewed
| states that many beefstesk which is served TO
customer as broed is in reality fried. The public
will receive this statement with composure, holding
that man on whom a fried beefsteak can be palmed
of for broed beefseak richly deserves that sort OF
beesteak BY the way readers will recoliect that
| Grover Cleveland was elected the understanding
that by way Of exploiting his devotion to Jeersonisn
simplicity he would give the country q fried beestcas
| ipie administration. But did hei
The Peacemaker-Dont you know It IS very wrong
to tight, little boyi What does the good book say
Tommy who has Just polished on the class buliyl.
] dunno amt read 1t no further than David an
Gerlire-(Puck.
Boston is tired Of the street handful codger nuts
ance with all the litter Of rubbish II implies and talks
of stopping 1t somehow. Only show us how dear
Boston.
Heard in q Horse Car.-rirst Young Woman.
Then wen meet again tonight at the door OF inc
| theatre
Second Young woman-Yes; it's nice OF you
10 ask me to como with you. TOO. II do have TO 90
home alone Last night happened TO be the ony
| person In the car going home, and | was 81 mucn
| amused had told the conductor where 10 stop. -
when got TO Belyiderest he opened the door ~
called out. Belva acknowledgment TrsnscnsA