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tor GosIoN rhOVIDANCE. MO2CESILR and all
IAeHm roine. Direct route for he VALE NCnN
TAINS steamers RHODE LshASD anS MA:S Ws! MI
-: :. 80 p SUNDAYS exeeta for ftoyldance diIcIf
due connecting with express train Que Boston 10
.. n Worcester and a. NJ White MouitalL parot !:
FSbysnY without change Returning leave Boston. Park
SQYafy Station q 80 D. M daily except sgndaS o.. ana
81 nro.tT.y As,sr HsYse Wndsor an9 a2
SscsSyn who win cali for and bay:ar" tro hotel q
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DOCTOR BILL,
DOCTOR BILL,

COMEDY IN THREE ACTS BY HAMILTON AIDE
THE opening tn Garden Th atrc' WAS deIieht.-
(IferaM. >. ,rnos
PLENTY OF applause beautifully mounted II Inles
crowded With exploits and adventures OF husoahos'
wives and parents '-t>un. , At,
Doctor Biz unaneslionably succeeded In keeping I'll"
audience laughing heartily "-tIt!hune. . ,,
"A bright "it n rmrDt: Delightfully."- set '-Morid'
Doctor BIZ distinct su"cr'- The dialogue bright
and funny Press ,
Continuous a'ph"r. great cl"vsrncss, in handsome
and cosey plnshous- "-(Star. ,,.
The cast includes sadie Martinez Isabelle Evcsson.
Edith Kcnwarl. Louisa Eidrd2". Louise Allen Jsne
Groton, Wilton Lackaye; j. r. Polk. j. w. Jennings
George Bork,. Graham Henderson,. , ~,
PRICES Orchestra Stalls ard first three rows In na:
cony u 90: Boisnce Of BAL ony. 81 Gallery, ooc'
EoXes slO and fl2 General Admission Soc
SEATS SECURED THREE WEEKS AHEAD
N EW PARK THEATRE. B'way & 35th,st.
'>'F' 't CiHi"W1ED ALL TIE TINT. ,,.,r,,
EVANS d HOEY In 4 PARLOR MAItii
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~ EW-YORK JOCKEY Club.
~ MNERIS PANH. MLSII iIl.NTER. y. y.

y MoERiS PARK. wt:ST,iiISTER y. y.
tNL MftTiN,.o -, :, =,
VI, second and Third A,'nuc F.i",at Road. 70 laF
len, River 'i,ruc. Harlem River Branch OF ~ y.
X H. n, r. f. Trains viii leave iIarlrm River
until IL N. on regular srh"du' tmr, and thereafter
s.rinl train, vii laN" every minutes or oit"hr
e,ng dirct the Grand ,',nd. EN"ur'on tickets. 81
Foo, Of or,lahGt 81 ~ II 80 4. III. ]" 10 p H. j. 20
J~s. IL " art Trooklyn. at II - a. M, II; rs p' M
J. s.,,n.. isnd.s foot Fast a:d.>t. At !: Is p M.
10 81 n m. | 10 y. m... ting with y. " y H.
ad H. r. L. at IIariia i.ly.t. Excursion tickets, in
Guiding rIilroa! - cents. . ,,.. 49,, .r,
Inv, Hafl.ii isr 20 Hinut"- a';"s I1-t rae ,'ronn
tol. viii "N" ~ minnie ar ia' rae lhrd Do''
-, an, A. If IA. triin from The ""u:1" =,
vi Fi;i-I. FIiID. FEST RACE At p ~ 49,,
- II Eo,'t Sow. H. De tOCRCY FORBT.S, Pros
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Che Curt.

brooklyn JOCKEY CLUB RACES.
- LAST DAY
SIX RACES TO-DAY.
FIRST RACE AZ O'CLOCK. RAIN OR SHINE -.
Trains from Eest 3ith Street Ferry a.: l2:3o. l-4o
aud y. Long Island Ci,y Is minutes laEr ,o,o
Hoiis fOrt Mmt'lu,l.st. t'fu,Ncr Route a. IO;lO
II 10 II 10 a. M T. 10 II: 40. 10. 30 10 " m,
and hourly THEREAFTER.
nTNDEE PARK Z NCE~ Sept 30 Oct. 1.
- . aud t. Trains lcnv" foot % C"rtlandt and De-
b,.,, Is 30 30 10 10 H.. l. 20 aud 40 D. II.
Running direct to III" trlca ..,. - .-
A. BENNETT. Secretary.
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4mnsements.

A MBERG THEATRE, Irving Pace.
"A IO.NIGFT.-laua Loewe, Eth BlItzmaedel; Wed,
m, Mat. and evening, Paula Locwe hrst time me
Novice Thurs, Seetod and Streitnann Tayd nacn aeh'
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Cost Nno fonmo

osr I ,nk book No 49,. 2Si. Bank for Sayinas u.
/ niccckrrSt. New.York; payment stopped; p'esee
return book 10 bank.
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coast and 2rodrtic Survey chnr. SALARY vi S PER
nnum: and one with experience: salary yVco yr
ammuim ..p,It rngu>rr> Of toposr3phS any ,Sp .
o. san" ,,ncr Information win be furnished OIL appliea
,'n ~ e. MI:XDENIlAII superintendent L. B. Coast
and u odc'r Survey
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Bnsiness CHANCES

q. ANrEp. Situation as buyer with rn:nuneMr,ins
with metals machinery sod fsSHry s"pp pnsr
amulc rrf"rcnce moderate compensation no preiss
ics ~ 10 locality. Address {. F., r. O. Box 2''le'
New YORK City.
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N
"A TONIGHT. -Iaua Loewe. Eth Blitzmaedei WsS.,
m, Sat Mat and evening Paula Locwe hrst Tune me
Novice Thurs, Seetod and Streitnann, Iayd nacn ae"
,ilucck.
nALY'S THEATRE.
~ Under the management OF Mr.. AUGCSTIN JAIL
Tuesday evening, Oct Z, at s:15. OPENING Of tho
TWELFTH REGULAR SEASON ltwcnty.hrst OF Mr.
Days management In New.York).
TIEsT rRoDUGT19N r an snEely nsG fseentsc
(author Of Three Men IN Boat &c, especially altered
and augmented by him for Mr.. DALY'S COMPANY, ana
entitled
NEW LAMPS FOR OLD.
kfIss ADA IEHAN, Mrs. GILBERT Miss ANNA
FRANOSH. Mr. JOHN DREW. JAMES LEWIS. FLED;
ERIC EOND, and BURR MCINTOSH IN the pfiheips'
parts
FIRST MATINEE WEDNESDAY. Oct. 8. at 2.
- Seats ordered for tho opening night VIII De reaay oI
delivery Wednesday morning. Oct ana sstc OF s"Ss
for the first fortnight will begin that m0rning
GARDEN THEATRE. o,
MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
THt: ONLY Absolutely FIREPRoOF
THEATRE IN THIS CITY,. -
EVENINGS AT . 80. SATURDAY MATdNEES AT =.
Avn opEN N r Or TIE Ni;W S lE AiiMMtE;RrcA.
OF THE LhCtiHlNi SUCCESS
OF THE PRESENT LONDON SEASON,
DOCTOR BILL,
DOCTOR BILL,
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NEW LAMPS FOR OLD.

Miss ADA REHAN. Mrs. GILBERT Miss ANA Anna
FRANOSH. Mr.. JOHN DREW. JAMES LEWIS. FEED:
ERIC EOND, and BURR MCINTOSH IN the pfincips'
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}. Sept. 20-The leading futures ranged a, foi.

S..h Su'Nons ,r wsre = xn % SHr :ss"! me
wheat ssasse Ne req. sc,aa','.e no ecn -;
zoe No nexsssd 81 ~ prime timothy se"d 81 20 ns..
pork per DBL g. go lsrd PR 100 ~ 70 IL. 'h9rt RPS
- e2saa5 90 short clear slde. u~>rd. =, ooas1 %
wh!skey distllcrs finished goods, gallon 81 ID; NO
Nh nafa 1I.6i No do 40 n3S2c
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hALY'S THEATRE.
~ Under the management OF Mr.. AUGCSTIN DAILY,

Tuesday evening Oct. Z, at SIS OPENING Of nc
TWELFTH EEGCLA SEASON ltWenty'nrst OF MI
Days management In New.York).
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FIRST PRODUCTION Of entirely new eccentric
comedy acts. BY JEROME K JEl1;ME ,i I'D
and augmented by him for Mr DALY'S COMPANY, ana
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Stock Exchange. Con!
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FIRST MATINEE WEDNESDAY. Oct. 8. at
ordered for tho opening night Will be ready 70
delivery Wednc ,ay morning. Oct. l, and salc OF soS
for The first fortnight Will bc.ln that morning.
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O% Nd AtitH >ifIi.NBI.l: - ls"N. .
~ Z -, e., AN tlhnut
itrrls !oo',
piVO 4. IHI FAST LINE Tor g. WI, YIN an
V">,.Lvir Sleeping Par OF Ca. NI.", t.'NrIahd
- q. ~. tV.!L,bu ) 80 a. ~, , ~ J.. ~.
-, I.nI L.. II I--.l = 4 v.
The morning call., 1890-12-02

u sailed there and the doctors prescribed FOR me.
In two hours after taking the medicine / passed a
tapeworm 80 feet in length. 1 am more healthy
man now than have been in ten years"
The Cosmopolitan Dispensary is Medical and
Surgical Institute located permanently the juno
tion of stockton, Ellis and Market streets the
cure OF all Diseases, Affections and Deformities A
staff of competent Physicians graduates of the best
American and English Colleges. skilled experienced
and able, are in constant attendance. No Minerals
or Poisons us d. The latest Improved methods of
Surgery and the most recent discoveries in medi-
clnes of Europe and America adopted. A Pharmacy
Is attached and all prescriptions filled free Of
charge. Sufferers from Rheumatism. Asthma, Con
SUMPTION Catarrh. Dyspepsia Indigestion, Scrofula
Female Weakness, Cancer, Heart Disease, Rron-
chitis. Eruplions, Salt Rheum, Badness, Tape
worms, Deafness, Lost Manhood, Malaria, Piles,
Bowel Troubles, OF any her Disease, should call at
once Low charges within the reach of all, COM
bned with the best Medical and Surgical skill Cou-
sultation, Advice and Thorough Examination Free
to Patients. friendly talk may save you thou
sands of dollars or yearsof suffering, and perhaps
your life Young. midde-aged or old men, suffering
from the effects OF foieS and excuses restored to
perfect health, manhood and yigor Each visitor
seen privately, and all communications received in
sacred confidence. II you are ont of the city, and
cannot call, do not fail to write. COSMOPOLIrAN
DlSPENSARl. Stockton, Ellis and Market streets,
San Francisco Cal. no3O de- 2t
The morning call., 1890-12-02
FOR PORTLAND & ASTORIA, OREGON

THE UNION PACIFIC RAILWAY ns
Ocean Diylsion-and PACIFIC COAST dEfH3r
STEAMSHIP COMPANY will dispatch from Spear.
street Wharf. at 10 NJ Tor the above ports one ..
their Al iron steamships,
STATE OF eALIFORNiA-Nov. 10. 25. Dec 4,
Is. ~
CoLuMBIA-Nov. %, Dec. l, 10, l9
OREGON-Nov. 9. IS, Dec Z, To-
Connecting via Portland with the Northern PacIi,
Railroad. oregon Short Line and other diyeryin,
lines, for all points in Oregon, Washington.
British Columbia Alaska. Idaho Montana
Dakota, Utan Wyoming, Yellowstone Park and an
POINTS East and South and to Europe
rare 20 Portland-Cabin $l6; steerags. IS: rouad
Ticket onices-l Montgomery street and Palace
Hotel. New Montgomery street.
GOODALL. PERKINS 4 CO., Supt Ocean Line
mrzo ~ Market street. San Francisco.
The morning call., 1890-12-02
sAUsALITO-sAN RAFAEL-sAN QUENTIN
-VIA--
NORTH PACIFIC COAST RAILROAD.


anduntii further notice. boats and trains viii run al
From SAN FRANCISCO for sAUsALITo and SAN
80, 3:25, 4: 55, $40 Pm.
(snndays).S:00 1000, IL 80 A. II; 80. 800,
sos, $3.50 Pm
From san FRANCISCO Tor MILL VALLEY (weeE
days)-9:3 80, IL 200 A. NJ; 3:25, 4:55 p. a.
(Sundaysl-S:OO, 1000. 1l:SO A. NJ: 1890. 500.
From SAN RAFAEL for SAN FRANCISCO 1weeT
daysl-6:l0 7;45. $3.50. l1;15 a. N; 1850. $3.50.
tsundays)-S:oO. $500, A. NJ; 1900 "; 30, so.
$500 r. NJ. Extra trip on Saturday at $50 p Y.
Fare, 50 cents round trip.
From MILL VALLEY for san FRANCISCO week
days)-7:55, IL :05 A. NJ. 3:35 5:05 p. N.
(sundays)-S:l2, 1910 l1:4o a. NJ; l 40, 3;lB,
s:l6 r n Fare. 90 cents, round trip.
days)-6:4b. $40. 1905 a. n; 12:O5. 2:l6. :O5.
6:45 r. M. Extra trip on Saturday at TAO p. =
Fare, 20 cents, round trip
THROUGH TRAINS
.sDtsd A. from Nh, psy Saturdays and Sunday. 81.
terinediate stations. Returning, leaves Cazadero
sally Sundays s1esp,sd at 6;iS A. NJ arriving IN
1850 Z. NJ. Saturdays only, from San Francisco
ior Cazadero and intermediate stations.
500 A. NJ, Sundays only, from San Francisco for
Point Reyes and intermediate stations. Return
Ing. arrives in San Francisco at s:i5 p. N.
EXCURSION RATES
Thirty-day excurslon-Round-trip Tickets to and
from all stations. at % per cent reduction from
single tlriU rate
Friday to Monday Excursion ound-trip Tickets
sold on fridays and Saturdays, good to return fol-
lowing aonday: Camp Taylor, 81 IS; Tocaioma
and Point Reyes, 81 90; Tomales. So 80; HowardA
% SO; Cazadero, ST co.
sunday Excursion Round-trp Tickets, good on day
sold only: Camp Taylor. 81 so; rocaloma and
Point Reyes, 81 10.
STAGE CONNECTIONS
Stages leave Cazadero daily except Mondays) foR
Stewards Point, Gualaa, Point Arena Cuheys
Cove. Navarro, Mendocino City and all points ON
the North Coast
JEO. W. COLEMAN, f. b. LATHAM,
General Manager. Gen. Pass u Tiki AIA
0Nperal OMces. 33l Pine Street. sal 4
The morning call., 1890-12-02
OCEAN STEAMSHIPS.
PACIFIC COAST STEAMSHIP co

DISPATCH STEAMERS FROM SAN e~a
~ francisco for ports in ALASKA, , A. n, 1897
OCT II. Nov. l. 10. Dee. /. 10. 81. Jan. Is 30
For British Columbia and Puget Sound ports
NJ. Nov l6, u, 20, Dec ], d, IL, l6, 81, 70 81
Jan. 8. 10 Is. 20. IS aud 80
For Eureka, Humboldt Bay, Wednesdays, A "
for Mendocino Fort Bragg etc. Mondays aad
For Santa Ana Los AngelsI and all way posts
For San Diego stopping only at Los ANGLER, Ssnsl
Barbara and San Luis Obispo every fourth day u
JAN.
For ports in Mexico. 25th OF each month
ticket ONCE Palace Hotel, New Montgomery Sc.
GOODALL, PERKINS Il CO., General Agents.
eeSO 10 Maraet street, San Francisco.
The morning call., 1890-12-02

MI. Smith was as enthusiastic as his wife, and
SAID her cure was simply wonderful. She had been
III bed for months and after being under treatment
at the Cosmopolitan Dispensary for one week was
Mr.. and Mrs. Smith will be pleased to ccrroborate
tile above statements to newho desires to call
upon them. Their experience is simply repetition
OF that OF hundreds OF others who have been cured
after having been given up by other physicians.
Mr. ii. E Shook. an emplOye of the S. Il. Undertake
Ing Co. OF lO2l Market street. writes: This Is to
certlfy that nave suffered from catarTh for eight
years. and tried many physicians. but to erect.
Dispensary FOR three weeks and am very much i'm
proved and feel certain of a permanent cure"
l was so weak could scarcely walk up the stairs
10 the Cosmopolitan Dispensary last week." said
niture Company, yesterday. II was suffering from
asthma aud catarrh. l had continual pain in the
side and could neither eat, sleep nor work. Their
remedies did me SO much good that now / sleep
and really believe they will effect permanent
cure in my case. Other physicians failed to do me
any gOod-n
Mr. Kane has been resident of San Francisco for
twenty-eisht years aud lives at l713 Post ST. where
he Will correborate the above statement at any time
except during workiBg hours. when he can be found
at the california Furniture Company on Geary st.
CnarlcS Hempler. sailor coasting vessel
plying between Frisco and Coos Bay, has been deaf
for six years.
When went to the Cosmopolitan Dispensary I
was so deaf could not hear a clock tick, he said
land after one single treatment could plainly hear
watch ticking two feet away from me. They per
formed wonderful cure where other physicians
had failed"
Mr.. Hempler resides at 500 Davis ST.. this city,
and VIII Confederate the above statement.
James IL. Scott OF SausalltO writes:
% have been suffering for a couple of years with
tapeworn which has made my life miserable. A
friend advised Inc to go to the Cosmopolitan Dis
pehsary, as ne was under treatment there.
The morning call., 1890-12-02

mo. W. COLEMAN F.B. LATHAM,
General Manager. Gen. Pass u Tkk AgA
0Nperal Onices. 33l Pine Street. sal e
The morning call., 1890-12-02

STAGE CONNECTIONS.
Stages leave Cazadero daily except Mondays) Tor
Stewards Point Guaala, Point Arena, Cufeys
Cove, Navarro Mendocino City and all points on
he Norf
The morning call., 1890-12-02
MISCELLANEOUS
MISCELLANEOUS.
she WAS DYING.
How a WOman's Life Was
Saved.

Mrs. S. G. Smith, residing at 1905 Market street,
mas been sufferer for couple OF years. She is
the wife of Mr.. S. q. Smith, connected with Ran
somes Concrete Apparatus, sos California street.
reporter found Mrs. Smith In her comfortable
little home yesterday. II was dying for year
and half and would have been In my grave to-
day had 1t not been for the Cosmopolitan Dispen-
sary, she said was victim of malaria and
womb troubles. and had been treated by several
prominent physicians here in San Francisco but
they did me no good. Then went TO the w oman's
Hospital, but was just as bad afterward.
The morning call., 1890-12-02
GUNARD LINE.

UUNHhU LINE.
New York to Liverpool, via Queenstown.
from Pier 40. North River.
FAST EXPRESS MAIL SFRVuE
Etruria Dec. 8, II Noon Umbria. Jan 2 II .oo .<
Aurania, Dec. Is, 6:o0AM Bothnia. Jan. TO- 90 px
Galia, Dec. 20 100 Pm Etruria Jan. IL 4 100 AM
Serva, Dec. u, 900 AM tiallia Jan. "a . 800 Px
Cabin passage, 500 and upward intermediate SiJ
Steerage tickets to aud from all parts OF Europa
at very low rates. For freight passage amply az
the companys office. Bowling Green, New YORK
VERNON ii. BROWN Il CO., General Agents
Good accommodation always be secured on
application % WILLIAMS, DIMOND AZ co
WI TuThSa Agents san Frlncisel
The morning call., 1890-12-02
EXECUTIVE MANSION.

- WASHINGTON, Dec. l. The President
sent TO Congress to-day the following mes
sage:
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-13
One Girls Employment.

II heard OF an employment the other
day." said the philanthropist. (which
brought up to my mind all the horrors
Of tea tasting. II recalled the case Of
poor Mr.. Lucraft. who sold his diges-
ton, but it was more narrowing than
that. II rose almost to the dignity Of
Faust bargaining away his soul"
Have you been investigating the
sweating system or reading about the
workers in Russian minesr
"Neither. heard Of a young won.
an who is a professional detective Of
plagiarism. It is her duty to read all
the short stories published in periodic
ais and make a mental abstract Of
them. Her usefulness consists in tell.
ing publishers when manuscripts sub
mitted to them have been too obviously
suggested by existing literature. She
Is well paid. it is said, but what could
atone for having ones mind stored per-
manently and exclusively with scraps
Of modern fictionF' Kate Fields
Washington.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-13
Exercise and Reason.

Massage is a form of exercise for the
very weak. but il must, as o as the
patient is able, be supplemented by
voluntary exercise. What does a per
feet system Of physical exercise pro-
posef Nothing short Of physical re-
generation Of the entire body. A per.
feet system will establish the essential
condition which will insure correct and
vigorous circulation Of the blood and
a thorough sewerage Of the bedy by
eIhalation through the pores of the
skin.
Exercise promotes a good appetite,
but again reason is called upon to rule
the throne. Many persons insist upon
stufing themselves way beyond the
rational demands of a sound appetite
or the ability Of the system ut any time
to eliminate through the natural chan
nels .-JenLes>- Miller Magazine.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-13
Cheap Electric Lights.

A fortunate town is Trente, in Aus.
tria. Its electric light station is owned
by the municipality, which has the nd.
vantage Of a large waterfall. The
light is furnished to private consumers
for about twenty cents a year per
candle power, and they can burn the
lamps one hour a night Of twelve
hours, just as they please. without
extra charge. So as 10 enable the
poor inhabitants to use the light the
town pays for the house wiring, repay.
ments being made by an annual
charge. A -four mill and a spinning
mill are already supplied with current,
and great activity is looked for in the
local industries owing to its use by al.
most the whole Of the community
Detroit News.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-13
A viscount Who Plays the Organ.

One Of the most remarkable specta-
Giles one sees in London is that of a
man playing a barrel organ through
the streets. He is sometimes accom-.
panied 10y his wife. who gathers the
pieces Of money contributed by au-
ditors. The organ Is a particularly
good one; il mast have cost a small
fortune. for il has five cylinders and
discourses fifty tunes. But the most
remarkable feature of all is the placard
surmounting the organ and announc-
ing that the man playing the instru-
ment is the son Of an earl. compelled
by parental harshness TO earn his liv-
ing. The placard spes ks truly, for this
eccentric person is the yiscount Hin
ton. son of n noble earl
This eccentric Individual q~uarreled
with his father four' sen years ago, and
since then las led "a life of vicissitude.
He first tovs TO vcralism in the Lon
don music halls, md enjoyed fair sue.
cess until finally his voice failed him
and he had 10 adopt other means for a
livelihood Il occurred to him to turn
troubadour. He secured a fine barrel
organ Oh credit and proceeded TO tour
the highways and byways of the me
tropolis His TWO children were adopt
ed by the dowager Duchess of Cleve-
land; the son is a subaltern in the
Welsh fusileers and the daughter it at
school Eugene Field in Chicago
News.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-13
KATY DID AND KATY DIDN'T.
An Evening Song That u simple PressuI
Of the Hand Will Hush.

An Evening Song That q simple Pressure
Of the Hand viii Hush.
There Is one crop of early autumn
that grows on trees which doesn't vary
much, and that is the katydids. eli.
matte influences are favorable to the
growth of this fruit. 1t is n singular
thing that on the same trees where, forty
years ago. as little elms. these chant
ing insects lived. they now stay. They
are never known 10 change from n
tree to another There may be several
elms of equal size on one street, but
w trees viii most likely hold all the
katydids. and from the first chosen
greenery they never bulge.
The same way one yard will have its
number, or one tree in a yard; the next
persons grounds, although just MS cool
and shaded. will have none. Those In
the same tees or yards have good nan
ners, never interrupting each other,
but listening intently for their turn TO
express their belief as TO whether Katy
did or didn't. The outside world. after
listening for years TO the debate. is di.
vided rs 10 opinion. just the same as
on more important subjects. it judges
in accordance with the sentiments Of
its own consciousness.
These little green chanters never
change their opinion. For year after
year they belong to the dds or didn'ts,
and by no mistake alter their saying.
One may tramp around the trees where
they live, may sit beneath them, talk,
laugh or indulge in any noise, and Katy
chants on in undisturbed monologue.
But lay a hand ever SO lightly against
the bark Of a tree, says who has
tried IL, and their notes are instantly
hushed, remaining mute till the hand
is removed. In darkness, when n
creeps softly mp 10 an elm where. above
in the branches is taking place "A loqua.
cious dialogue, and softly rests the
palms Of the hands against the bark,
the silence is painfully sudden.
There vas u man visiting Rhode
Island whose ambition was To possess
some elm trees, and in them katydids.
lie had the elms for the katydids, but
no katydids for the elms. So he came
from his distant home and got posses.
sion of one. which he carried back and
put well up in the greenery of the elm.
Then he waited. The katy was as
dumb as sealed fruit jar, and wouldn't
say n word. He wrote back To inquire
why the thing wouldn't open its mouth
and sing. He was informed, first, that
the thing didn't speak the sentence
with any mouth. but with its legs; sec
ond. that although the divorce laws of
Rhode Island were often brittle enough
to sever knots tied by ministers, still he
need not expect any %garrulous hilarity
from one katydid separated from its
mate and alone in a lone land. Then
another WIS sunt and put in the tree,
and in true marital style m said Katy
did, and got contradicted in about a
second. They've kept it up ever since.
Providence Journal.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-13
Where she Would Return To.

She was a real nice old lady, but she
got mad when she approached the ticket
Office AT the narrow gauge ferry and
said. ''Give me n return ticket"
"Where toT" inquired Morris Kern,
the ticket agent"
"Wby, to here. Where else do you
suppose | want to RETURN said the r.
n. o. l.. as her eyes snapped fire, and
'Grandpa" Kern handed her out a re-
turn ticket to Oakland and raked in
two bits. San Francisco Call.