Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-08-09
WIT AND IIUMOR.

The weight Of an argument doesn't
depend upon the size VI the man.
hedrHey Enterprise,
Very few women understand the art
Of getting OH a joke or street-car.--
1erre HaUte Express.
lie that Is slow TO anger regrettetb
not the idiocy incident to swollen
head.-Oa CITY Blizzard.
We often repent Of what we have
said, but never of that which we have
not said, --LlsHser Road.
The queen of all bees is the husking
bee. You eau distinguish her by her
Ted ear. -LVioeA Citi2en.
The difference between a liar aud
hypocrite Is iha, the liar is not always
ihclrablc. r Washington Star.
There are some men 10 whom loss
Of thsir regulations would mean mighty
good luck. Washington Post.
Sometimes the lover who Is fired
with passion for the daughter Is put out
By the father Risistarg Dispateh.
The easiest money 10 speul and the
haries, money 20 save Is that which We
haye not yea carucd. ~ l. Ledger.
Bessie "Dh you miss Your first
husband very much2H Iult Not
ngtll AFTER ! married my second, The
EFpth.
IAe Rev, DR. Primrose When YOU
RerV Stealing the cake mykoung friend
nlias Thought did you kaycgf Ii,tle
l0Annic y thought nobody was look
iHg. TIE Epeat
loI mas log hare noticed II but you
viii iiad lha, Tie msn who shakes hands
. lhc hardest b the hardest 10 shake. -
I Aiekmg'.d Il, agrlcr.
BRIGGS ~ did not see you at church
I last sunday Rrasss No; ! didn't
( get ia until yon bad goue 10 Sleep
+ 4trr. Asals Expsess.
Iisa settled fact that few people
eaa practice aha, ilpy preach aud
I most mca don, dare preach what they
I practice Ashland Press.
Odd. lsn't H. thar among the German
and c5lOsuh BARRIERS there are ma Clan.
na.tiaCl mcn though they are all head
tcrntrry MrrobIEi IrdU1ley.
The mouse that gets caught Ia trap
can never Dc 70 young that its iriend'
uill not say Il Mas old enough 10 have
knonn better .AiysalagH 5io5c.
A Bare Superstition; Mrs. Figg-
''wbal Stale + the Cherokee Strip Ia
dearY' Mr. Figg "A state 81 nature
l suppose. ~ Trrr, Hduie Kspress.
Reversing TIE Process: Widow will
,is Children 90 suilor) You love me
George. aud ask me 10 l.e YOUR wife
Well. then, ask my children. y. j
Igi5unc,
The good nre said Ia 10 nappy; 30
Il il probably not bceausc they spcn'
she.r Tins ,hiaking how much tcue
thrV afr than the rest VI humanity
Boston Ts1nscf4lA
"And sou say you would die former
"narling. ! would with delight
|. .sIhrn give ms that test Of your ahcS
,.on aud / viii never wed another =
E,itfssrg D,aya5oh.
"Papa. said the little one. "wi
there DO newspapers IN Heaven
Perhaps. mt child. but there will b
= ncw sri ct editors and reporters =
D.zog Telegraph.
These cigars only COS, rs cents,
: sa,d Wiicy. 80, Why there are lca'
hundred different scents 10 eac
cigar" returned Hubby. aud Wife
went. ~ J, Commercial
A Miss Tarly Of Boston has sued
Or. Early ot The same cily for breac
> II promise Of marriage ATau'y ma
4 eau never expect to catch the bari
J worm. - Peoria YruHscrTf,
. ,.Ycs Nc two boys were thrown Z
. rrthcr a good deal when We ,wrut
, srnool IN the country" In the san
4 class. rhP" No: We rode the sar
/ mile. -Dci-aa E'roe Press.
e Minnie How did you enjoy {
q rlayPr Mamie No, bit Il turn
y out 10 bc \ paptoulimc, aud all the TAI
! Ing We could do didn't annoy any to-
= a bit."- Tcrrc HdHtt EyPrcss.
y Il seem very popular with 70
/. fathers Dig. said Herbert to Map
: "Indrcd?" Yes; the last time tn
10 take my leave he did his best
!. deiain nc. e. Washington Fosi'
. McFlnslc II am going 70 IL up
= capl.room. What sort of tables woo'
!. yon advise me TO gct?' MefanglC
4 whats the matter with plain, sqna
" deal ones. 49, Laurence american.
!, pcncyolfnt Lady II have been I
inc ~ find the ola Ladies' Home. i
4 M isn't ii?' Dooricndcr-- =
madam. This IS the stage door OF
Spectacular Thcater ~ J. Week
!. Erra,ic Gcnius-"I never use no
n hook 10 10, down my ideas. | find
is handler 10 make notes on my cull
re Ills Friend (aftcr glance ut tho GHl
70 .-"What with9 ChalkP'.- icrre hd
y Express,
" II love this old horse" said
coloncl. Il feel that he saved my
al ~ Crltyshurg." Howl "Hc kicI
mo in the stomach before the battle
" Inn couldn't 80 on the field, aud
substitute got shot in the neck IN
tcr.
!, Pessimistic Auditor Cat concert
si mS.ems 10 me that is a mighty 81
~ nrngran. considering the price .
tel ebaTrp." Optimistic Auditor,
- can aa;iv yet the worth Of our mon
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