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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
slIEIsIFF,s SALE.


Thomas j. Webb and
Mary T.. W. Young In Wood County,
Mary A, J. Webb, ms Ex.
ecutrix ofJohu Webb, Circuit Court.
deceased, Ut al,
Bv virtue of an order of sale In Partition.
Issued In the above entitled cause, by the
Clerk OF the Circuit Court of Wood County, Ohio,
and to me directed and delivered, I will offer
for sale at public ycidue at the front door OF
the Court House In Bowling Green. on
Tuesday, February ~, 1900,
Between 10 aud II o'clock n. m. of said day.
tho following described lands and tCnements
to-wit.
Road Tracts of the Maumec and Western
Reserve number Gttv-thrce (63) containing
sixty nine aud ifty-two-hun dredths ESQ 52-1 90
acres (lcss Church lot in South west corner
niso ess ore third (l5) of nm acre ont of til 4
Southwest corner OF said Road Trnct number
hfty-threc (5@ heretofore conveyed to one Byron
Jolly IN April 9th. 1883. Also less one a. ncre
OF land ont OF the Southwest corner Of said
Road Tract number hfty-thrce ,5Sl lying dir city
East OF and adjoining said church lot above
mentioned, heretofore conveyed to the Board oi
Education of Troy township, Wood County.
Ohio on the end dny Of July A. D. 1883 and
Road Trnct number ffty-siX ih6 containing
ninety (Q0) ncres more or less in NIL one hundred
iifty.nine tifty-two hundredths 159 j2l00) acres
of lnnd oil in Wood lounty, Ohio.
Appraised ut Sll g65,
Also In.lots OF the incorporated village OF Per
ryshurg. Wood County, Ohio, number four hun
drcd cighty.tve. (iS5). five hundred t500D, and
five hundred twenty-four t5c4), as recorded oil
the official plat Of said town.
! Appraised at S405.
/ Terms of Sale-One-thrd cash onc.third II
one year, and oue-third in two ycnrS deferred
| payments to be secured by mortgage on III,
premises so sold, with interest payable nnnu
MILTON +. MILES. sheriff.
/ DopGE & CANARY, Pitts Atty's.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
perrysburz sire Department..

Last Thursday night the young men
who have been earnestly trying TO or
ganize a fire company, mot ut tho
engine room, and succeeded in per-
fecting an organization. n. Tefrt was
elected Chief Engineer, J. B. Webb
foreman and Henry Wild assistant
foreman of engine. F. II. Thornton
foreman and II. Cook assistant foreman
OF Hook and Ladder company. George
Hechler, foreman and L. !. Baird as-
sistant foreman of hose company. The
first meeting of the Department will be
held this evening when the trucks will
be taken out and the boys given Il
little exercise. The companies are
we'll officered, and may be looked upon
as being in good shape for active SER
vice.
Fanny Sill, huTiarS nj actual pDSt
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
MEGAI. NOTICE..

Washington Farmer, and the unknown heirs
OF Washington Farmer whose places Of resi-.
dencc are unknown will take notice that op
December IL. 1859. Mary j. Russell commenced
in the Court OF Common rlcus OF Wood County.
Ohio, an action wherein she IL plaintiff aud
they are defendants, setting forth that she is
the owner and in possession of the following
lands The south twenty (20) ncrrs OF the south
hnlf t.) OF the southwest quarter tal OF sectioIi
twenty-five t22i. in Henry township, Wood
County, ohio. That the defendants appear by
the records oi Wood County to have some estate
nr interest in said lands the nature whereof Is
10 her unknown. but that they have in fact no
estate or interest therein and their apparent in
tcrcst is II cloud upon her title She prays to Ia
quietcd In her title against them, und for other
proper relief.
They ARE required to answer said petition by
March {, 1890, or judgement will DE rendered
accordingly.
COOK ( TROUT.
.Asi0.C0 Ai,'ys for Plaintiff.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25

An editor has invented an Internal
machine which he places in an envelope
and sends to those who refuse the paper
after taking it five years without pay
ing for it. The machine explodes and
kills the family, and the fragments
that fall in the yard kills the dog.
Glory certainly awaits the editor and
when he gets into that sanctum that
awaits him above he will have uphol-
stored chairs and will be allowed TO sit
with his feet on the table.--Ex.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25

The following new cases filed in
Common Pleas Court are John II.
schraeder, as Receiver of The Penn
berville Milling company VS.. w. d.
Stewart-To enforce the payment of
stock subscribed to said corporation.
John H. Schraeder, as Receiver of
The Pemberville Milling Company vs..
George F. Cowden-To enforce the
payment OF stock subscribed to said
Oruoration,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25

Don't be drawn on by unknown
photographers who have no reputation
TO lose, but pntronize a photographer
you know to be reliable. Call on L.
NJ, Publ, Maumee,. Ohiu.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
No. . Soft Wheat 1sc. per bu.
ABNER l.. BACKUS & so
TOLEDO PRICES TAI0 FAnMnss

GnA;v MAKKEv--tuurrectcfb Ivy G.. A. King q
COZ Whcat-Nu. = red SIG; No. g. 55l:r No
white, ;cu; rpru-N No. :, new, 26s; Did 81" .
outs, NJ white, ~: ryo, No. =, ijc
Clover seed. prime. - 50.
Manhattan mills nre paying soc Tor nice mill
ing wheat.
pEonucr-t Corrected by Il. \. Hood. sii sum
nit Stl-Butter. 10. ljdndISc eggs dul. tirFl6r ;
potatort, bu. 5O@;sjc; apples, B G75c; squash,
per II li.eG2G; onions. UQuud7Oc Cabbage. ~
and Ghr; IrrlipS. purple top. -;.Gd.Sc white
egg, GLr popcorn. SlaudIjc.
DKgseLp WitOLFsALE-, Corrected ny
Charles Mayor. 5l2 Adams 81. Hcrthidcs n y ,
AID IL, miIlinn. 70. 7uudS'; dressed lambs.
". sind9c; calves. u. Tnndac; Gres.sd hog,,
- GUauLI -; dressed chicSons, Sau!?r, ducks,
Ivt; turkeIs, II; live chicECuS, Jan1
HIDE.
Corrected BY FLYNN ~ Monroe st,-Hcnvy
steers, D. light steers. COWS aud hcifrrs. q
kips ic cali &c; bull>. &c lrceswaS. 2JunG.,'
tallow. 2'gc; shcurlmg, 4uandljc lambs,
Gldud6j
HAY -tCorrected by ChGs. Neucndorf, sos
Summit ST. Hay. ton. S7nudsl0; straw, ton,
S5GndG car corn bu. clc; oats, ='anG23c
Retail Prices.
Flour. bbl, 81 7Mnd5 il chop feed 81 90
corn meal. 81 % buckwheat. To-, 3Ec; bran SIX;
shorts soc; lniddings ST. 20.
,Correctrd by Henry Philips Seed ann 1mple-
munt Co., lid and III 81. Clair Sti-ClOvcr seed,
81 90: timWhy seed prime, 81 70.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
BucIsIen,s Arnica salve.

The hest salve IN the world lor cuts
brui,es, sores, ulcers, gall rhemm, fever
sores, letter; chapped hands, chiihinIm'
curns, and all skIn eruptini.s, an'l po,itive
ly cures piles, ur no pny required. IL II
guaranteed To give perfect satisfaction. or
money refunded. prIce 25 cent? per box
For snle bv A. Il. Chnmpn-v.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
M on cy 10 oan.

On farms only, from one TO five years.
Interest payable annually with privi-
lego Of paying part or ali at one time.
&. \. POWERS. Agt.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
NOTICE

The note given by Lewis Raitzel.
in the year 1879, for $3.50 at per
cent. interest, with space loft for
another signature, is not lega', and I
will not be responsible for the salne,
and parties are warned not to purchase
ii. JOHN cRANKER.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
UNION ELEVATOR.

Toledo, OHIO. January 25, 1870.
We are paving for grain delivered by
farmers at Union Elevator to-day the
following prices.
NJ % Snrt N-ia,t 20, ,,,r l,u
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25

Watches. Clocks, Jewelry. Specta
cles. Special attention given 10 repair
ing. All Warranted. JOHN ZURFLUH,
3I3 Monroe street. Tuledu.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
Our BASKET SALE
OF BOOTS AND SHOES

A. sud Iteluw mnu,f ,clurer's cu-t. il
nnw j" pr"grrrs Call early aud secure
some 81 the greatest bargains ever offered.
The public knows that We keep the iest
makr-. the lite-t stylr-, the finest gouGs
rnd the largest stuck 4" select from.
Iod,r, q Gents 30 Shoes hr,luc,u tU g 6
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25

Best iodides and vegetable altcra-
tive make Ayers Sarsaparilla the best
blood medicine.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
FIRST PREMIUMS
We're also awarded IL"
New High Arm No. 8

Wheeler and Wilson as The hest Emily
Sewing u chire in the world al Wisconsin, ,
Ninn-s.ia and Iowa state f,irs 1859
Ten DAYS trial Tree. Every machine
wrrranred perfect. See and try the new
Wheeler aud Wilson Simplest IN con.
struction. Least machinery of any hrk
~iiici, machine in the world. Positive
perfect rotary principle. I'ghle-I mud
fastest running. M".i r.ri-u -''lch.
Straight ..lf-.erting needI- Double feed
atrel and glass font, both. Won't lreali
,hreah ar make bnd sI,"i ia sewing, il
run backwards or forwards. Au,rhm, ni-
perfect. New nnchine- fr"m $40 10 $50
on ea-y payments. All kinds M old
machines taken in exchange. Second
hand machines from 81 To 500 an easy
Payments. All machines repaired W"rk
warranted. Needles, oil and attachments
for all machines. il will rav yom To zee
~ or write for terms and prices btine
yon bnv - machine ar trade with any
QUE. ntiire and sale-room, 3l7 Adams
street, Toledo,
A. AUSTIN, Agt.
HENRY SHUFELT, Agt.,
-
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25

I.ntl.4 and gents slippers that were 81
and ~ - reduced 10 iSc and rhuus'md
more such. baig ,in-. They must 90 and at
once tn make room for our inIme"se stock
nj sIrmg eond-.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25
A. AUSTIN, Agt.
HENRY SHUFELT, Agt.,
Monelova, O.
TOLEDO COLUMBUS & CINcIN'TI
TIME TABLE

Taking effect Sunday, December l6, 1888.
| Trains going south. Trains going North
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25

Charles Pocklington OF this place,
has been granted an increase OF pension.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-01-25

Shave Mt John DuFord's. Hair
Cutting, Shampoing and Hair Dressing.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
a Horse Tia. nldn.t Ll,.e Cats.

Farmer Thurber, Of Maurice Pa. saw e
cat rubbing its sides against his stallion
forelegs and making friends with the horse.
At frst the stallion appeared to be friendly
toward the cat, lowering his nose ana letting
the cat rub against it. All at once the horse
seized the cat by the neck and savagely beat
II against the side Of the stall The cat
scratched the stations under jaw, but the
enraGed horse kept shaking it until it had
stopped scratching and was limp and almost
hfeless. Then tho horse dropped the cat in
front Of his manger and paid 40 more atten-
ton to 1t. When the farmer picked the cat
up 1t was dead with = broken back
Farmer Thurbcr said that all the cats IN the
barn seemed to like to go around the no-ss
and make friends With him, and the horse en-
courased them Until they had confidence in
bin. Then at the first good chance he would
grab them by the EecS with his teeth and
beat the lie cut Of them before he let 20
After their death. seven cats vero found in
his stall on different mornings during tie
wintor.-LoGiSNille Coarier-!ournaL
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15

inches. II. VI. Johnson holds the best record
Of the world for a standing broad jump with
cut weights, 10 feet l0l% inches. There is q
difference Of four inches in the length of their
limbs aud the one shown IL ''Cn is about four
inches more in circumference at the upper
part than Cd" Both are good all round
jumpers, with the advantage on DIS side,
but this may be due mostly 10 the fact that
&C has paid more attention TO running
- has never made fast record at the latter
game, and the little he has done at 1t showed
a very long, slow stride. He has not the abii-
lty TO stride quickly, and yet, Judging by the
length OF his limbs, one might suppose that
hs should make a runner of an unusual
standard. he weighed when ne was in HIS
best condition 1G2 pounds, or nearly twenty
pounds less than &C"
The long muscles previously spoken Of
are well displayed IN ID, " and when doing
any kind Of jumping this athlete shows q
great deal OF action. lie does not jump with
what might DO called a nervous snap, but
uses more OF slower muscle contracting &C
ton which lmpreS>es one that considerable
force is used. The action Of {" when jump
ing Is quick compared with n" and the
same ability 70 concentrate quickly is shown
in his jumping that he displays in running
lJV yards Considering the great difference
IL physical characteristics between SC and
n" would il ever be imagined by one hay
In, theoretical Idea Of athletic ability that
'C" could run 50 fast as 100 yards in = 4-5s-,
and that ID could Eo1 run fast enough 10
be worthy Of mention. or that C could
stand stiH and give \ further spring than
ID, while the latter can ourjump &C IN
nearly every other way!
These questions are interesting. and their
very complication makes them al tire mora
difficult 70 answer. One great reason that
must not be overlooked Of a certain athlete
excei.InE some other one IN O certain game,
seemingly against al plausible theories. *
that an athlete. Is a rule, t2kes up s. special
rule which he likes. and. with continued 7vac-
tee, develops the muscles USED. ana thereby
becomes UNUSUAL ll-cfi>jea-- Then wien he
Is compared VIA some other enc who taea-
reJicaly HAY - be,.ec ban. for the game.
has no has NC p-4ct5osd SO nlca. ii should
not be difficult 10 sly WV he Is actually 1-,-
Ter .t ihs ISL -ic;Ilsr event f-aa .te o-he- one
There Is = s.eA. deal :. tr14ta in the idea
that certain acb.eJes are ball; ta- ...yAre-t
games. iog - would De found Or irving
number ~ lAv.eeS n a gymnasium II many
Kinds o.. exercise Js~t eScn branch would
pVodGce better Dsrfcr-izacss BY sons men
kan oT 1SnSrS IL Is eaSy - see shRt eae
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
The Count and the Collector.

Collector havecalledto present your
bill.
Count-BiIl? What eez zat?
Collector-Your account.
Count-Oui, monsieur; am Won count,
as you gay.
Collector-Yes, know; but I want
you to pay; pony up-see?
Count-Pay? Pony up?
Collector Yes, your account, you
know.
Count-Oui, monsieur; am Won count,
as you say.
Collector-Well, here's your bill.
Count-Bill? What eez Eat?
COllector-Your account.
Coant-Oui, monsieur; l am Won
When the account was sued for the
count had a counter claim against the
collector for assault and battery New
York World.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
NOT IN HIS THOUGHTS.
There Is No Time whiks in Battle to Thin
of Outside Natter.

There Is No Time WhiEs in Battle to Think
OF Outside matters.
An ex-captain of VOLTA nteers was enter
tanning few friends in AN Office on Lar.
| ned street with some of his army adven-
lures when a new arrival listened for a
moment and then interrupted him with;
Excuse me, captain, but how is it
when a man is in battle?"
"How do you mean?"
"Does he have time to think of outside
matters"
"Well. hardly"
"Just has his mind occupied by what
is going on around him?"
Eyes"
"Was that the way with youT
eyes, suppose So"
''For instance, while you were fighting
at Gettysburg you didn't let your mind
wander back to me, did you?"
mo, sir"
"Exactly-all right didn't suppose
you did. You went away owing me $40,
you know, and didn't know but it both
cred you. All right--all right-it's out
lawed now and shan't ask for it. Go
on, captain, and teIT%em how you won
glory and renown and didn't think of
me. Detroit Free Press.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
IT'S HUMAN TO ERR.

He came in from the smoking car
To seek his sister IN the rear,
While gently from the realms afaR
OF night stole shadows nesr.
In deepening gloom he took his place
On cushioned seat beside the girl !
One hand he passed about her waiS6 --
The other dallied with curl ~
To shield his sister from all harm
Had been his Joy from chiIdhood's years,
And close ne pressed his guarding arm
70 give her peace from twilight fears
The tardy porter hustled in
And lit the lamp, whose quickened ray
Fell on man in deep chagria-
His sister sat two seats away,
81 beg your pardon. miss, he said:
Il thought you were my sister, there;
What can you Think" and down his head
Dropped with apologize air.
81 think, " she said-her voice was htlshed,
While mirth beaned in her lovely eyes
"Where ignorance is bliss''-she blushed
Deep red-"'tis folly to be wise"
H. l. Wells il West Shore.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
MUSCLE MAKING.
Different Development Of Men
in Similar Lines.
SHORT LEGS AND LONG LEGS.

Apparently as Much Depends on an Ath-
iete's Disposition az Or His Muscular
Makeup Says Malcolm w. Ford-Famous
Runners and Jumpers Cited as Instances.
Followers Of athletic sports often ask,
'Where does So-and-5o get the power to trav-
ell over the ground 50 fast?7 or in some other
case, Glow is it that such heavy fellow is
so active" Any attempt to have certain
rules by which 70 answer these questions with
even a fair degree Of accuracy Is thought by
most instructors to be useless, so far as ana
lying muscular development is concerned.
Good athletes vary 50 much in height, length
or glrth of limb, weight and age that it is
most perplexing TO even a careful observer to
think out why it IS that So-and-so can accom-
plish certain athletic feats, when some one
else who looks just as strong and takes as
much practice cannot show anywhere near
such excellence,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
Disinherited,

Lawyer-You are one of the heirs con-
testing this will?
EVitnesS-I am.
Lawyer-One Of the provisions of the
will says that any heir who contests it
shall receive nothing.
Witness-Yes; but we have one gate
left open by which to enter into the
property.
Lawyer-Humph! You are joking.
What gate is that?
Witness-The surrogate.
Lawyer-The witness is disinherited.
Chatter.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15

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anything %. i IS slT5oFzs Ass tzs s4zaz-
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15

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tened TEFzzs. l-l-o 4 - .4zzcsg- - - Esps =
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
How She Fixed Him.

Maude-Oh, Daisy, saw your new Lit.
tie poodle the other day.
Daisy (ecstaticaiiy)-Did you? Isn't he
just too sweet for anything?
Maude-Yes; but I thought you said
some of his pretty curly hair had been
burned off.
Daisy-Oh, it had; but I just patched
him up with one of grandma's new
waves" It's just a splendid match.
You'd never know the difference
Smith, Gray & Co. S Monthly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
Strictly Impartial.

"Clara, what is Master Harry dressed to GO
out for?' inquired Mrs Beaumonde, in a tone
which showed that something was wrong.
Clara the new nurse)-I thought he would
60 out for a ride in the carriage with you
this afternoon, ma'am.
Mrs Beanmonde-Not at all. I had him
yesterday, and l don't want TO be accused
of favoritism. Its dear little Fido's turn
today.-Munsey' Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
A nadGe of Distinction.

81 suppose you think 1 wear this high
collar from dudish motives" inquired
Longnecke Of his prospective employer.
'It certainly looks that way
That is where you DO me wrong, sir.
Last summer while promenading in Cen
trail park the nenagerie broke loose. A
gang of keepers Gagged me by mistake.
while my best girl returned home with
the giraffe No, am no dude"'-Dry
Goods Chronicle.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15

The car poSsessss toVsy-sotlr uniforms, OF.
of whoa b" hss never we-a. VIZ. that Il {
Rgss,aH field --srs-sl. Although he :, 6
commando in-cEisf IL tie arr7v- tss aases-v
rss, the continental s-c-v zoes. viewed re-.-
% ve1l- tee Insignia - 4 S@l3 r-a-s11l until
fnls gvsaa s1z have been cor E--rel uz.1C
hir0 ey hrs brother Des1 n,arzslz-- a. ~ q 10
tog.o1S war.-Mo1sEs=I Sssz.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
The Complete Outfit.

Family lawyer understand that
you are a suitor for the hand of the
daughter of my millionaire client?
Titled Foreigner-Yes, monsieur, in
part.
Family Lawyer In part? Explain
yourself.
Titled Foreigner with a shrug)-
We'll, monsieur. to be frank wiz you, l
shall expect re Pocketbook Eat goes wiz
re hand.-Chicago Times.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
Glowing Revenge

Bank Teller toa his WY home or a street
car)-Pardon me, SIT, here's my card. I've
left my change in another coat Wiu ~.
kindly loan ne a nickel for nv farei
Solid Citizen who remembers recent
hsCgls AZ the teiler's wIn60H}-W here's your
Identification, That card IS 20 goo1-J1dge.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15
Even So.

Husband-I can't give you any money,
Tn dead broke.
Wife-Oh. Charles, why do you say
''hroke:" It's such bad grammar!
1T may be bad grammar, but its
blamed good senseF-Lowell Citizen.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-04-15

Patient say. doctor, what sort OF a
lump is this On the back Of M neck2
Doctor-It Is nothing serious. but
would advise you. nevertheless, 10 keep
your eve on TEXAS SfftIng5.
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Prompt and Careful.

Mr. Tick-How long will it take you
to make me a suit of clothes?
Tailor-Tnree DAYS.
Mr. Tick-AII right; and Til settle the
bill in just sixty days from today. You'll
have EN- ready on time, now. won't you9
Tailor-Yes, sir; they'll be ready in
just sixty-three days.-Smith, Gray &
Co. 5 Monthly.
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Miss Bighsee Pa, does il hurt 20 have
tie ears pierced:
&r Highsee-W Eat makes you ask tina;
question, Lucy are ron gong 70 sing;
-BuLugton Free Press.
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Private Hunks-By thunder! that's IA
shame, an tn hogs cot away, too.
Chatter.

Private Hunks-Yes. boys: those were
great days. That ragged break in the
old musket shows the power my muscles
had in the Army OF the Potomac. did
that Draining a colonel over the breast
works Of Peters5urg.-Judge.
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The One Break in Hi. Record.

Mamma-You must put an end 20 it at
once.
Penel0pe-Surely you would rot have
me decline q man who saved ny life!
Mamma-Fe NAV have saved your hfe,
my dear. but from what know Of him it
Is the only thing he ever did save.-Life.
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do You hunt. doctor
No, / am not al expert in handling
the gun"
But you might prescribe Tor the
game. Puck.