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Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
cEvErERT wAIr WITH nRoKES BoTTrEs
AsA Guard.


ne visitor The old ones. erected near
IL half a century before the civil var.
ara in a nuch better state q p-sservs-
tion than those erected during tho war
ard in the decade that followed It. The
inseri riptions on the ante-bellam stones
ara clear and easily read. Those on
the construction stones a-e hard 20
decipher. The superintendent gives
vau he clew. The eol3 stones. - he saTs
were erected IN the days when things
were done honestly.
Those erected since the var we're put
up bv contractors. anxious only % make
r.oreT. Most 81 sham were cut late in
TIE sixties an3 early in the seventies.
Ahous that tiue the old peniteausrv
wss pulled 6ova- From il the con-
Tractors Obtained The sandstone Tor
rsanv % the monuuentS Whss wonder
tbat stey sre nov cruoblinsi
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02

Scrofuls. hols. pinples. hIves ard
ether h1msrs are Liable 70 nantes
themselves a tbs seasac. hooa
SarssnsrsFe exur5s al rur1ofs from TIE
blood ard vita 1zss ard eurEches it.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
TKEAsuRER,s NorIcE.


City Ircasurer's once.
Grand Rapids. Mich. Aus. ~ lssr
Notice is hereby given THAI tie assesaln gilt
roll Cor grad!n.. eraycine aAd pak n Tie
CUTTERS OF King Court. IA t3e clty ~ hrant
Rapids. Is now ia my hands. and tAat ] Viii
receive payment thereon Tor the period OF
tN-nty days from this date. Ia the ofEce u the
City Treasurer. 1iiy Has.
0EoR6E Z. PERRY
sept City A.erk.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02

Publisher-Is this novel OF yours quite
completes
Pretty AGthoTcss-All but the name
In fact I don't know what 70 do for a
title
Publisher with an a6miTing glance
Do what other pretty women have done.
Marry one e-Iittsburg Bulletin.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02

Iaty Trt&s4reFs once.
GgSaa RSpies Mica. AuFasi = lsse
Notice i belrsx siAeH thAl tlc assessment
Ter sever ia erfh iaEla street. tfeta Nrs ttrfS
street - alpridse street.. iQ the c-tf 81
0raE1 Rapids = Dan al ~ haaos AA4 tAei
Nii regelAs paxmrnI Ihereo4 for ths pcfles ~
tHcIJs aays irota tnis cate. ~ ne en- q ~ the
SFoKGE r FERhl.
sept Is tiry 1rtAsurer.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
THEAsuRfR,s NOTICE.

Cfy Ireasarer's once.
Grand Rapids. NLeh.. q a.. y. ISIS
NCtirs IS hereby ElFrl fa4g ffr assessment i
roll lor thr opening and eAteasloa ~ eAlth2
avenue on tae west side Of ufAn4 river, IA
ihe City 81 Grand Rapids L. aow ll ny hands.
AID Ehat 4 Vii recelke pasmsHt thereon iNf
tha period ~ twenty a6As troal Ials date, al
tie once u the l8s Treasurer llly hai.
oE9ll0L X PERRY.
sebI 10 t1fN treasurer.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
ne Rfrnl..

Richfello-What perfect complexion
Miss Beautv has
Rival Beile-Yes. BY the way. she is
with heT brother tcuiVht. 10 yoa know
hiuas Hes q very prominent importer
of drugs. chemicals and toilet ARTICLES.
New York Neekiv.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
MICHIGAN CENTRAL
THE NIAGARA FaLLs RouTl

fbaiy. All tfhrrs di4lv except randay.
Taxing fecf sunday, Jn,N -. le>s.
Sleeping cars uI Pacific and Atlantic Ek-
Presses ~ .lIia irom betrilL farior cars ran
GA DAY Express an1 eIand Rapids Express a.
AUD from hViroit. Direct connections made
al Detroit With 3 "a tLTcuEh ira as ass fiCE
els n sale ~ tnlon Ticket once s. Nouroe-
ST.. AID ~ { alien deno~.
fEsb IA balces. 0eh1 Agt. 9' Mouroe-st.
q. ". kUDsIEs. q. i. aad i = AFt thieaeb.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02

Elderly Coaaetts-I have given u-ary
= nan ire sack
Gus DE- Srai;h-I suppose - Yoa
hsTs had s1ouzh time -Texss Ssftiuys
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02

Fer Ccids. Group. Asthraa, kro-icr "a
snd Ss,~p n roaf y5sa pr. Thc-ass Eleo-
tric 0si. ana Get the genuine.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
rREAsURER's NOTICE.
City Treasnrer's once.
Grand Ranf6S Nlfh Aus "a fS,N

=
Grand Rapids. Mieh a ~ Il. lSse.
Notice = hcrfby siYen that TIE assessment
roll Tor The regarding ana paylns hast Leon
ard street. floin oraud river e2sf l. De main
tracks az he D.. u. IL 4 NJ. r. n. Go. is nov
ia my hands. and that will receive payment
Il ereOa for the period Of twenty days ir IA
fni, date. Al the once 81 TIE tltS lfeasareT.
Ci.y hall
GEORGE T. PERRY.
sept9 City Treasurer.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
For Ottawa Beach saaaaY onl5l - ~
From Ottawa Beach Sunday onif.
Prom OffsNa Beach. Monday aud


tHAf tafh -.-.-.....f.-... ID = ~
sNaisr fpaiiV csc pf runaay fnsfN 81
cepf ~afufaaF. .ffaire rehc. Nf NnudaF.
Ibfnnrh fafiur coach ~ Chicago o. p ~ n
~ 81 Mo extra raafEe ffF aerfa
Trains leaving 9 ssf8 sap o. al ) o. 3 u and
III - = ~ f1n II. rough 10 Chicago su1i
Combination sirfpiHK ard parior cafe hf.
weeu iFfsud Rapids and Indianapolis nn
Nlebf Efrress trains
lur0ugh siffpfft 10 and from Chicago on
\ ghf IKprees Itlbs
9hrouzh s.eepsf tsfween fhfcaFc und graf.
erse fIirs Leaves Chicago % p m rrrfIf
sf.e gifrbe3 m+ leaves 1fSftfee fitr q 3. 81
n erafBi rafuroasf arrives hraHc AarIaH
- 81 = rl. fhiesFe it A. ~. TIE ~ 3 nj ffslu
hse ffrongb psriof car % Nanistes fia ~
IS. = ~ ~.
Pas -esfer route between Strand Earlaf aEd
fWra2os va - estit arc - ~ tsfaiatif
"fffr - ffespe- hnd pqrtan.
Isavt sraua Aapiet ~ m 8ffsl C6ieago
leave Chiosco 80 y n. STRIVE Grand Eaplas
IAN.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
DETnoTT. LANSING NoRTHEHE

DFgEnTT. LANSING N0RTHEkE-
Hl.ffFF.
FspFsf fof Nzlinav aro tav CRY ff
~ 81 fof IzHEinE beffof aud taf am
Frrrfss frf Lars nf Detroit afe faei 81 fH p fa
Na-l fof Alma % Lett aut eafruas ff il D fr
Tasi lab. for Detroit. hfs pfE ana
Boston ....s.. - .. Z fr
gfrfrf
Sail from Sag nss anc Isy ffF ~ ~ nj
Nal ffor larslnn firffef eUf Faet fll al ni
last Etr. ffen Lansing Detroit snd
thr sst p n
p ttftss tfffn Lars rF anf iiffFuf u fn
Esfftss ffam saginaw. at Lrpis ane
Aims. -......... flt 81 f
fIfaiIr Goa y escl4ff suufar
Il BE- shortest Hue ft Dafrr'f Hed ffsf Fe
ganf rsflof tafs Deixet1 i5efreit she sfsnf
s,rsft Rapids sut Rasos bsts uue tsAls.
Iesfs Fnfsa Depot
Dffy 1FsTte
Bm um an. 19b 1m co 90 80 n
ss1eas a.iy-1H - as ~ fm Pm
Ieav. 1f~eds r.sts- aiFer FsFk
rfftF Ts4frs
ww nramf 5H IN - f| 80 -
80. - go sfS ir.i-rrrettur aft'F 81 rniee
flsfsi aalra 81 weifes 81 anf fIer ttpst
va esrr-r. Eeflne Gen fess ~.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02

a.. sa- Prfx4ss BgEszl 6roznd c-ss 90
neiaa< ~ shs s.sisa-A List 81 sissA-
salsEins a Ol4-A ttxoFEss ffotsss
A<.lass Czp-rsisa@bas >aet-es
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02

MADE ~ vanevCsty Il lling Ce-. Grand
Rapids, : = family favoTsfe. lIy -
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
Cheap Lands and Homes in Kentucky, Ten
Hessee, Alabama,
a.

WIooIaSIVrI oTIH LuuieioHa'
on the lire Of the CUEFN 4 CRESCENT
ROUTE can be found splendid Bottom. upland.
timber and stock lands. Also the fncsl ifuf
and mineral lands on the Continent. Tor sale
on favorable terms.
FARMERS. With aii thy getting get home
ia the Sunny South. where niZzards and ice
clad plains are unknown. only Inc from tin
cinnati 10 Somerset. hartman, Cardiff. Chat
tanooga, Tenn. \ ew EngEDd City Fort Payne
and Alfalfa. Ala, Ntridian. Miss. Afcao =
Shreveport. La. Parties desiring Information
OF choice locations. fer factories. building
sites, mineral. timber grazing and agricul-
turGl lanes. can obtain reliable information
with county maps. by addressing ID. g. I'D
WARDS General Passenger ano Ticket Agent.
Queen & Crescent Route. Cincinnati. Ohio.
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
TSE DELIGHTFUL
SUMMER RESORTS!!
-cf
NORTHERN MICHIGAN.
ks4eAe4 - tse
Grani Rapids { lHiiaaa Rsllnad,
rnE pEllGHTFul
~TaE FlsHiN3 lisE

eT1E FISHING lisSr
HAfkfkkc kkD Gaa the mang kesarts
feaehed fhefeff0las
c44i So Malte. Mar
aGetta. hes N4saeA4x
i..aaGS siS-
Pssesssy s Bay yea eFsov 9srsss hsSes' s.l
tfsFieynfA. efe-- aeeat-
Vd ia tttt l1144ttl1lc
De.rhaoi aool-
TRAVERSE CITY sae ss.saasr.as .,... lag Z. B.
s.s4s la 1-4plos. efe.
The many lakes and streams anord the ne
esi of ashi :. Ihs oroek fresgt tne * tbrated
srasilag' black bass. AKA other varieties -
sane ISL,
TIE tram service 81 the Grand Rapids IA
diana hAilresa iQr tae >css2a ot ia. MI se
eeiaPiete % every particular.
TArough Sleeping cars vii be y "a sefweea
Cincinnati. fefeskey "a NSck4aab-. Also be-
tween tlltas1 ald Ae.Qaery aAI Aaekl lnan.
- the Aichig4a teEFIal Railroad AID hzl4-
nlaEoo.
! Tourist Tickets c1l D. pureha4ed 70 any Of
Jae above points al ffauceTralfs
For descriptive matter. tiae q Irds and fa..
Information, aldrcsss
c. L. LOCKWOOD,
Gent Pass. and Ticket Agent
Grand Rapids. Mich
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
SENATOR'S cENOTAPHs.

Amos Cszmnasnzs Scores Congress
for NegiseEing rs Famous Dsad
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02
HOW DOLLARS ARE MADE

sept
Telegram-herald., 1890-09-02

The many lakes and streams atord the ne
esi of nshi z Ihe broek rFeslf; the oS tbr&te3
srasllagi black lass. zId other varieties ~
L4tnf H-n
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
A SiIyer-plated Fresh Egg.

One day, about three years ago, New
York silver-plater, named Downing, took
a fresh egg, and, after proper prepara-
ton, threw it into the silver bath and
turned on the battery. The result was
what appeared to be delicate work OF
art-a silver egg, which, under strong
glass, showed all the minute pores of the
shell. The egg was exhibited for over a
year, and not one person in hundred
would believe that it was anything but a
cunning specimen OF the silversmith's
art. To settle discussion which ran
high one day, Mr.. Downing seized a
sharp, heavy knife, cut the silver egg in
twain, and it was found to be as fresh
and sweet as the day it was electroplated.
He then began series of experiments in
the line of his trade, which were highly
successful and have opened upa most as
founding possibility-the embalming of
the dead in casts of nickel, silver or gold,
according to the purses and artistic de-
sires of the survivors of the deceased
Ar1Ou0llt
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

Pine Level, hamlet in Texas, just
across the line dividing the State from
Louisiana, boasts of phenomenon in the
shape of a girl not yet quite ten years
old who has already attained the height
of five feet, ten inches. She is the
daughter of James Rutherford, engineer
at the lumber mill of Carter, Robinson s.
Co., and who is himself giant in size,
while his wife is six feet and quarter in
height. The girl, who was, her parents
say, an unusually small, sickly baby, be-
gan to grow when she was about six
years old, and in four years has gained
two feet and half, an almost unprece-
dented growth. She is stout and devel-
oped in proportion, and has the strength
of man, but her mind is feeble, or else
has been SO outstripped by her body as
to give it no chance to develop. The
young giantess presents most remark
able spectacle with her childish face and
dress, seated playing in the sand or anus
ing herself with DOLL Washington
Star
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
A Grateful Japanese Priest.

know an American who commissioned
an agent to go to Japan in order to buy
the quantity carved panels which adorned
one of the best and last of the very
ancient temples of Japan. The old priest
in the temple disliked to part with his
treasure and, indeed, he persistently de-
clined to do so while one bid after an
other, of increasing sums of money, was
made to him. Not at all despairing of
the capture of this bric-a-brac, my
American friend went to Fifth avenue
cabinct-maker and procured handsome
rosewood set of bedroom furniture. This
he shipped to the priest. This gift SO
delured the old Jap that he stripped his
temple not only of the panels but of
many other things priceless to con
nossieur and sent them over to America.
= Chatter.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
Before We Turn to Dust.

How long will human body remain
in the earth before it decays until it can
not be distinguished from the surround :
ing clay is a question as yet undecided by
the scientists. Much depends upon the
character of the soil and the different
elements of which it is composed. In
countries abounding in limestone, or,
again, in regions thoroughly saturated
with alkaline waters, human flesh will
retain natural coler and tirmness for an
indefinite period of time. The bogs of
Ireland have yielded up bodies fresh and
natural as life that had been buried in
their Shiny depths for Centuries. 1t is
said to be an historical fact that the
bodies of three Roman soldiers were
found in a peat bog on the Emerald Isle,
in the year 1859 A. D., fresh and life
like, although they had been buried al
most sixteen centuries. - Commercial i'd
Ce3tJSer,
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
A TRAGEDY IN ONE ACT.

IA pair of CATERS, James," said Mr..
Golding, affably.
The young man hauled half dozen
boxes off the shelf and knelt in venera-
ton at the feet of his patron.
"Fine weather we're having, James,"
the customer observed, with no less
cheerfulness,
"Yes, sir, said the shoe man in a
tremulous but delighted tone. 'I-I
trust that Miss Golding is we'll"
"Yes, sir"
"I-I have been thinking of calling
on Miss Golding," the young man haz-
arded, timidly.
.'Take those CATERS away and bring
me some heavy boots with pointed toes"
the old man said, explosively.
And the young man, with crushed
and despairing look on his face, silently
supplied the order and then went into the
back store to weep.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
The Land of Small Families.

A law passed in France, designed to
give certain advantages to fathers of
more than seven children, has brought
out the facts that in France there are in
round numbers 2, 100000 households in
which there has been no child; 2,500,-
600 in which there was only one; 81
800, 200 of two children each; 1900.
600 with three each; about 1000, 600
with four, 550,000 with five; 330, eco
with six, and 100000 with seven or
more.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
STRUCK THE WRONG MAN.

''If you jab that umbrella in my eye
again, as you have done twice already"
said the man with the brown overcoat,
fiercely, "you'll get broken head!"
SIT was as much your fault as mine, "
retorted the man in the gray ulster. "If
you want to kick up any fuss about it
lust sail inl I'm insured for $100 a week
in the Scrappers' Self Protective Mutual
Association, and I'm aching for abroken
head"
The man in the brown overcoat looked
fxedly at the other. Evidences Of Sc
we're mental conflict were visible in his
face. At last he spoke.
"You're safe," he said. "I'm an agent
for that company. Chicago Tribune.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
A Potato for a Penwiper

''See that potatoa' said the clerk, in
one of the large hotels, as he pointed to
huge specimen gracefully balanced on
the box of toothpicks.
eyes, sir; what of ita"
'sThat is my penwiper. I find it the
most improved penwiper of the age.
When guest signs the register, l take
the pen and hurl its point into the pota-
to. In an instant the pen is perfectly
clean and ready for the next signer. The
juice in the potato keeps the nib of the
pen soft and free from dirt. After the
potato gets too old it can be thrown away
and replaced by another. have tried
about everything in the market, but I
think nothing in the line Of penwiper
can compare with good old potato. y
Detroit Free Press.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
1T SELDOM FAILS.

House Wife-sNow what do you
want2"
Peddler-stI have here soap for re-
moving stains from paint, carpets, furni-
ture, and-but, really, l don't think you
need it, for there isn't a stain on your
paint nor your hall carpet, and if your
furniture within is as spick and span
which no doubt it is-as everything ap-
pears here, I have come to the wrong
house. Good NOR
H. (pleasantly)-s'Never mind. You
NAV let me have half a dozen cakes. |
dare say it will come in handy some
day. ."-Boston Courier.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
FAITHFUL TILL DEATH.

Employer Ito ten-year-old Office boy
Johnnie, take this bouquet to Miss
Blank with my compliments. J."
Johnnie-sExcuse me, sir, but I have
promised my fair one never to speak to
another woman until we are married. l
can give up my five dollars week, but I
cannot be untrue in love. I cannot 60"
--Munse4's.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
CATCHING RECOMMENDATIONS.

Mr.. slimpurse (who has been accepted
by Miss Wealthy, without inquiries as to
his financial standing-"I wonder, my
darling, if gour parents will give their
consent"
Miss Wealthy (thoughtfully)-"Ma
has always been very particular about
the moral character of young men as
sociate with, and I'm afraid she'll ask
a good many questions.
Mr.. slimpurse Goyfully)-"Oh, I caa
get references from half dozen minis
ters"
Miss Wealthy (delighted)-"That's
splendid That will catch ma. Then
after that, all you have to do will be to
get references from half dozen bankers,
and you'll catch pa. ."-Lond0n 1Ed-BIts.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
A WARRIOR BOLD.

A lawyer gave dinner party, after
which the gentlemen retire to smoke and
chat. All at once he got up, took down
a sword which formed part of trophy,
and, brandishing it in the air, ex-
claimed:
''Ahl gentlemen, shall never forget
the day when drew this blade for the
first timel"
"Pray, where did you draw it?" said
an inquiring guest.
CAT rattle" was the lawyers re-
ioinder.-Figaro.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
A TRTFLER.

Mother-s'Lucy, hasn't Mr.. Jinks pro-
posed yet2"
Lucy-"No, not yet, mamma"
Mother-ssHe helped you to put on
your gloves last night"
Lucy Shaking her head)-"I know he
did, but there are six buttons on the
glove, and when he buttoned the fourth
button he asked me if that wasn't
enough. 1t only took him a minute. If
he had any serious intentions it would
have taken him half an hour at least.
see he is only .riding with my young af-
fections. ~ Chatter.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

He could write comic article, that would
make fairy roar,
And his after dinner speeches were with
numor brimming DER;
But when left to mind the baby his resources
fatty failed,
And the funnier he tried ID be the more the
baby walled.
-Terre Haute Express.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
HER FUTURE PLANS.

Bride (after the ceremonO-"How
stupidity our escorts acted"
Brioegroom-"Yes; the groomsmen
and bridesmaids were all very awk-
ward"
Bride (decidedly)-sI shall never in
vite one of them to a wedding of mine
again. y Chicago Times.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
ACCORDING TO GUNTER.

A traveller is about leaving hotel.
swell, landlord, here's pretty how
dye do; you go and charge me two dol
lars and half for bed, when you
know very we'll that the house was so
full had to sleep on the billiard table. !"
"Well, sir; please look at our rules
posted up on the wall there-sUse of
billiard table twenty five cents an hour. !"
--Judge.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
EAsrLE ACCOUNTED FOR.

Jones and his wife were wandering
among the cages in menagerie.
81 say, Jones, dear, what on earth has
the anaconda tied himself up in such an
involved knot fora"
"Can't say, darling, unless there's
something on his mind that he wants to
remember. ."-Judge.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
PLENTY OF PRACTICE.

Miss Fianoe-''Do you get any time to
practice now, Lena?"
Miss Younghusband-"oh yes; plen-
ty of it."
Miss Fiance-'In Indeed; I am surprised.
What are you practicing9"
Mrs. Younghusband- "strict econ
omy."- ."-Burlington Free Press.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
A HARDENED SINNER.

Mistress Ito servant who is about to
throw away an old lamp)-"What is the
matter with the lamp, Bridget2 Does it
smoke2"
Bridget-nI don't know nothin' bout
whittier it smokes or drinks; but it goes
out noights, mum. n-Har0ard Lan.po0m'
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
DASHED HOPES.

The maddest man on earth was Main
street man who was walking home about
eleven o'clock at night, when stranger
drove up alone in buggy, and said:
saint you tired of walking?"
ayes, am" said the Main street
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
A REToRT IN ANGER.

"You needn't talk about keeping ones
word" said husband to his wife dur
ing slight misunderstanding; "when 1
first asked you to marry me you declared
yo1 wouldn't marry the best man in the
world"
''Well, I didn't, snapped the wife,
Neeo York Sun.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
WRONG IN THE NUMBER.

Bellows-'.Let me congratulate you
on your recent marriage, old fellow, you
have got number one wife"
Fellows-.sYou are wrong, I've got
wife No. 6"-Epoch.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

In the twelve Southern States there are
projected 1850 miles of railroad there are
located and under survey 5147 miles. there
are at present under construction 2802 miles,
and since the first of the year, 6o2 miles have
been built.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
NOT FULLY RECOVERED.

Bagley-ssHave you recovered from
your recent sickness, Baileya"
Bailey--''No, not fully"
Bagley-sWhy you look as well as
ever"
Bailey-"Yes; but owe the doctors
S1S yet"
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
MOST POPULAR WHEN IN MOTION.

He (at 11:30 P. M.)-'All the girls
tell me 1 am the best young man going"
She with yawn)-tYes, much bet
ter then than at any other time"--De-
troit Free Press.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
NOT FOR SALE.

Sodsmith-"Young Bondclip offered
her yacht and long cruise every sum-
mer if Miss Fairface would marry him."
McJones-stDids she accepts"
Sodsmith-:'No; she said: Thanks,
but I'm not for sail. "-Jester.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

IT has been announced that tho Roach
Ship Building Works at New York and in
Chester, Penn, have been sold to an English
syndicate, who have established company
with q capital Of $3,O0Q00O
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

man; ''much obliged, and started for
the team.
ssWell, why don't you run awhfle?"
said the man in the team as he drove off.
Auburn (N. " Gazette.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
THEIR STOUT FRIEND.

W~zHs-"What peculiarly taciturn
fellow old Stoutly is'
Banks-s'He is strange man. He
seems to live wholly in himself"
Wanks-"Well, goodness knows he
has room enough. ."-Aunseys.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.

BABY Failed to See the Point-Wrong
I'm the Number - Ovious - Most
Popular When in Motion
A Hardened Sinner, Etc.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
1RR1GAr1Ne HIS CONVERSATION.

Mr.. Oldboy-"Why do you bring so
much water, Tommya I merely asked
for drink"
Tommy-s'I thought you'd need more
than a glassful, cause sister said you was
the dryest old stick she ever knew
Aqyosy.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
BEATING THE MACHINE.

sThat boy who just dropped bad
nickel in the slot reminds me of the
Arab who folded his tent"
SHOW was that2"
s'He silently stole weigh. ."-Mun-
sey's.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

S. X. Coburn, Mgr, Claire Scott, writes: II
find Halls Catarrh Cure q valuable remedy"
Druggists sell it, 75c.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

Sic Noue,s Free, will be sent by Cragfn & Co.,
Phila., Pa, to any one in U. s. or Canada, post
Soap wrappers. See list of novels on circulars
around each bar. Soap for sale by all grocers.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

PHILADELPHIA glazed kid is crowding tn
french article out of the American market.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10
Children Enjo

BALTIMORE, Md, Is to have a seven-mile
cable road to cost SO, ,000, ,0C0.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

FITS stopped free by DIR. KLINE's GREAT
NERVE REsToRER. No Fits after first days
use. Marvellous cures Treatise and So trial
bottle free. DR.. Kline 93l Arch St, Phila., Pa.
Beecham's Pills cure Sick Headache.
Passaic City record., 1890-07-10

Children Enjoy
The pleasant flavor, gentle action and sooth. ng
effects of Syrup of Figs, when In need of a lax
ative and il the father or mother be costive or
bilious the most gratifying results follow its
use,so that 1t is the best family remedy known
and every family should have bottle.