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Evening journal., 1890-08-09

THE doctors and the aesthetic critics
are making more fuss than Kemmler
made. Some people are wicked enough
to wish that they could change places.
Evening journal., 1890-08-09

IT seems to be conceded now that Sec
rotary Blaine will write the next Repub-
lican tariff plank, because the Mckinley
nlank has split in the middle.
Evening journal., 1890-08-09

for the men even if the strike was sue
cessful. The general account shows an
Immense loss and no profit whatever for
the eaploye.
Evening journal., 1890-08-09
Cadet psal.rne Named.

The name Of Herbert Deakyne Of New
Castle, who recently graduated at West
Point with such high honors, has beer
sent to the Senate by the President for
promotion to the Corps of Engineers
which is the highest branch of the SER
vice.
Evening journal., 1890-08-09

Ne York Press.
II electrical execution continues to be
the extreme penalty OF the law hanging
ought to be restored, anyhow, for use as
the punishment when the verdict is
guilty, With a recommendation to
mercy"
Evening journal., 1890-08-09
There's millions in It,

New York Herald
That Blaine proposition that he, or the
President and he. shall be allowed, after
year or two years, and at their sweet
Evening journal., 1890-08-09

To the careful aud dispsssionats eye
of the Chronicle It looks very much as If
the Republican party Of Delaware is in a
very critical condition. Milford Chroni.
Gle
Turn on two eyes and the condition will
appear fatal
Evening journal., 1890-08-09

Bay Ridge, Sunday, August 10, &1.OO
Trains leave Market street a go a. m.
Delaware avenue at 80 a. m. This is thu
resort where the people go to ENJOY sixty
miles ride on the Chesapeake.
Evening journal., 1890-08-09

PENNIES AND SMALL CHANGE CAN
BE had Ar THE COUNTING RoOH OF
ea~ @SAMA~ss - U-~&&&
Evening journal., 1890-08-09

Two deaths by the stings of bees and one
by the acknowledged worm show us again,
in the logic OF the prohibitionist, that the
summer must be ahOlished. --Jnd ke.
Evening journal., 1890-08-09
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEES

FOR SHERIFF,
PURNAL J. LYNCH.
Evening journal., 1890-08-09

DHILADEDPHTA AND READING RAIL
i ROAD ROYAL ROuTRh BETWEEN
PHILADELPHIA AND ATLANTIC CITY. TEE
ONLY DounuE TRACK LINE. SCHEDULE IN
EIEElT .IIrIY 4. 100
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

~ suffering rheumatic would loot A.
credHious II told his rheumatism VA not q
disease. Also the sufferer from ,oStorrh.
with his sore tender and exudinR noefrila'
" told catafrh was but . symptom. Yet
such it ierip fact The disease from which
2 man or woman suffers who has rheuma-
usm. or catarrh l. blDl rpsisoo. How did
the poison set into the blood, From various
ceuses; colds, exposure, Indigestion, pom
natter, your blood Is impure, and you WIN
sg1er inst 20 long = this great stream Of
ne = ciogged with particles Of impurity.
Ihen why not strike 1t the root or cause 81
rheumatism or catarrh, BY annihilat-
ing the enemies Of good health that exist in
your blood. This an be done By using DR..
Bulls SarsaparillA Its Alternative virtue
VII! quickly cleanse the blood Of every i'm.
purity, and thousands have thus by its use
been permanently cured Of rheumatism and
catarrh. No other remedy in the world acts
20 powerfully and yet so harmlessly rs .
blood purifier. 1t conquers Is il by magic
all tendency to cruptive, Irritating and
painful ailments.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14
THE CORONER SAW IT.
And Consequently the Jury Returned
Verdict Of No Oae - Aasoa.

And Consequently D JuFy 20turnod &
verdict Of No Oae - nlsoe.
There had beanaAeaociAeatea the A.
& A. railroad, by.which two passengers
had been killed and several injured, and
the compapy's attorney was diSpatched
to attend the coroner's inquest and see
that the right sort of verdict was re-
turned. I
You see how it was" laid the sttor-
ney, as he took . little walk with the
coroner, 'sA'freight train was standing
here in front Of the depot ct the main
trnCk.." "a - az -
"YessI De- sss Jit
"fhs passenger train cane slone and
raninto the rear Of the freight"
re was an actof Frevidsace."
"Oh, but the station master did not
horst the signal. as .hs should have
DONE" ssA~F~
rThat is true. ghat way didAxhse'JT
because he was drunk He has "a.
mitSed that he was drunk"
"Yes, HUT nov did he come 70 ret
drunhfs In ~.setsrning frcA dinner he
found Absetls ofwrhisky On sthe street.
He drank some, and'sas made drunk.
Ordinarily - would not touoAsit, but he
had cramps. He usually uses Jamaica
giaeer Tor cramps, button this occasion
Lee had reason to believe that there vas
none in town. Don't you see the hand
Of Providence all through IT," .-s'rls
Yes, l begin, TO. but some one
should have raised that signal"
i.oh, . to that n we are sued and :
case ever comes to trial. we shall not
only prove that the signal was up but
that the air brakes on the passenger
train refused to work. It was Provi.
dence. Of course, and II tho boys will
lnly see 1t that way"
oh, certainly. You are . railroad
man. and you ought to know more about
than the rest Of us. We |
shall return . verdict Of no one r.
Y. SIM |
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

~ SoN SAou up
will gaze at me for . full minute with
out speaking. Then he will finally re
mark:
Didn't l tell you SOP"
"What?'
"fou got your feet wet.
"Oh, no, Mr.. Bowser."
"Then you went out bareheaded. OF
you have been eating ice-cream or some
other balderdash."
"On tho contrary, l have been very,
very careful"
"Oh, yes. you women are always very,
very careful. II a giant was to expose
himself the way you do he'd be dead in
six months. Had the doctor?"
"NO."
That's it! Want to let the typhoid
Fever get hold of you, don't you? What's
LII. IS telephone number?"
Don't call q doctor. My head is much
better than it was, and l shall be all
right Tomorrow"
well. if you are not I'll call two Of
them and have you taken to the hospital.
! have no pity on any one who will 70
sloshing around the way you do. WAS
Intending to - to the thcater tonight;
and here l come home and find you fat
tened out, perhaps to develop . case
OF yellow fever or smallpox"
Mr.. Bowser goes tramping around 10
dnd fault with his supper, with the
cook, with the baby, with the furnace
md with every thing else which he
happens to think Of, and the evening
IS rendered very cheerful and happy.
II l happen T. b lnoking down the
street when MI Bowar 0ets on the car
I can tell Wheeler he Aa0a headache b
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

RON. ..WhY didax you knock aA-<h,
ehimneys OF the house while you wer,
about it?"-oC "A
"wh.t did I have to do withtt Mr.
Bowser?"' ~
J"Weren't you right here all the time,
Did, do itS Did baby do 1t? Did SOM
OF the neighbors como N and knook.i,
down With = crowbar?" q
1T fell because It va poorly put M
IN the first place. Pc t
ut fell. Mrs. Bowser. because you 70,
the step-ladder and climbed up through
the scuttle-hole and went walking acres
the joists in the attic. I expect "a
come home any day and find the house
in ruins"
But Mr.. Bowser goes even further
than this sometimes. One day high
wind blew down . portion of the back
fence, and when he came home he stood
and gazed at the wreck for q moment
and then turned on me with:
swell. what less could have been OF.
pected?'
"Whatdo you mean, Mr.. Bowser?"
'Oh. it's all right You just keep on
and see how you will come QUIT"
'But did / blow that fence down, Mr..
Bowser?"
did l? You were here all the time.
You say it was the wind. but where are
your proofs? Why didn't you wreck the
barn while you we're about it?"
And n evening when he came home
looking out of sorts and I asked II any
thing was wrong he snapped me up
with:
boil coming on my legl"
"That's too bad"
"Yes-um-I understand"
"What do you mean, Mr.. Bowser1"
"Never you mind. You keep right on
and see whore you will end"
But Am I to blame that you have q
boil on your leg?"
Its all right, Mrs. Bowser. I can see
through . milestone rs far IS the next
man."
Mr.. Bowser. you don't mean to In.
THAT'S all right. Just keep right !
away from me! Ihave long had mysus- |
and this confirms them. I'll
look over my accounts tonight and have
! plain talk with you in the morning."-j
Detroit Free Press.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14
CONDENSED SCIENCE.

A CURRENT Of thirty volts power a
sufficient to send . message over an At.
lantio cable.
Two FRENCH dentists extract teeth
without pain by spraying the external
ear with ether. /
EXPERIMENT. have been made in Ger.
many with torpedoes made Of paper,
loaded with . charge Of twenty-five
pounds Of dynamite and fred by cleo.
tricity. Very satisfactory results are
said to have been obtained.
The progress of stellar photography
10 we'll exemplifed in. the case Of the
Inner satellites Of Uranus, which, al.
though they are among the most dim.
cult Of all. have. during the past year,
been successfully photographed.
9 In . startling paper; to the Vienna
Academy Of Science, Thcodor Gross has
doubted that sulphur Il an element, b.
uevtng, for reasons soon TO be given,
that It Is . compound Of carbon with
some other q yet undetermined ele-
mentary substance.
A CONSEQUENTLY Of the British Jour-
nal Of Photography. having found, BY
twenty-five minutes exposure in photo
graphing the moon. that The Image 4
travelled nearly the length Of his plate
adring the exposure, suggests thit'ph6.
eo9rAphy might BE- made the means OF
che movement ofSbe heaven
n bodies. 80 ~ .I,f- tssf tSr
II us q sitro-si5ice III ]. o..e..sa
Instead Of alcohol 4. sscomr
nssded By "a Enslish~ pAyaisian. Al
lrop on the tongue rouses . faintine /
nan, and 1t may restore life in the casd !
R1ppsrent death; agftom drowning; It
las quickly relieved headschA, heart
aims And. Asthlss, N46& ste~euRthened
!eek pnlss in fsvers. -
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

had come either from Egypt or South.
ern Indiana, and when he saw the fat
woman hegot up and said:
Here, Miles, take this seat"
The woman waddled forward, thanked
M sat down. He caught hold of
qSS2trapss looked 1t her for . few mo-
It's and then, 80 loud that every one
too13d hear, remarked:
= notice that thar amt many polite
fel1ers In this town. 49, =
~Eot very many" the woman e.
GeH>ed. y, ariru a. aSs
amt - very polite myself" be
wento on "Down q way they think
I'm putty tolerable rough 1t times."
II think you are very polite" the
woman replied. $50
mighty glad to hear you say %; a.
ways like to know that my little efforts
lind spprecistion. rvsdoneerxo good many
mean things, 1 reckon. but there's one
thing that I won't do il 1 can help It an
mighty nigh sllus oan, an that's this:
1neyef let . essat;. ~, 4ss woman
standa!p." The woman gAared At him.,
"No idon't," he ~enton, 81 Jest won't,
do it Ny wife is awful lat woman--
no Is 4. ss-you' ~, bat putty toler- /,
able fat fcaA give you.a ,pointer." -,
The woman. With msrs aeility than
she had doubtless shown for some time,
:sprApg % her feet and sEulaiped: =
! pat havs your ssst, STRIP = 49,
IN IS welcome to4t - not, ] tell YOU. |
I don't 4sAt. 70 see you stand IN. fer.Il
know that when my wife has to stand
up it mighty nigh klls her an she sin,t,
- p6a AZ; ip3hSr.e sGotshealdsrs.
.y t2uA. batstilkshsstst -
nat 80 sss-saaf ssvises--O s~ss
Il wsI& NV ~ Roo(aes fhe 1
woman sSh0OsA .sssss Asss'sss 1875
WHO. As-AsesQWA& &t4s.es :
Wy rde~ &Soss
IA goi1rANa 6S.mi:ot1
sorry SOcs
psgsiS Se-Psifsa'.4
ne added when the Disguised woman had \
eft the c4r, an reckon that is one of
the things that a Teller has TO- guard
1gsinst N . town like tAiosEAr4A1sav
LIave.oe.
3.,s1. 49, 81 !
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

The readers Of thispapsr win bs~esased
@ learn that there is at least one drosdei
NJ snas science a been eble tsclps q
CAtarrh Cure 10 the only positive cure NOW
known to b MEDICAL Fraternity. Catafrb
oeinR q constitutional disoeA,sreduffcS,a
c0nsututonal, treatHnnt, rAsiPs CsNsrrh
Iu ~ !: taken Internally. ,acting directly
OF the diseAsss and Hmm t&e ps{ient
strength BY building up tho cop~stitufioS
And assisting nature IN doing IL WORK. Th6
p!roprietors have somuckiaifh IN il eurn.
we powers, that tbey offer &l0O1or anycase
nat is fails 70 cnre.Eepd for list Of testi.
m So,d ~ ~. !: CENT Go, Tslsdo O.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

HE ear was crowd.
ed. A slim girl
got on 1t Illinois
street, and several
slim folio 3
bounced up and Of
fered their seats.
At Chicago avenue
. fat woman got
on, but no fat man
bounced up to give
her . seat There
sat, in the forward
NASSAU -.- A-A
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14
A Jolting on the Ran

0rievously disturbs the stomschs of invalid
travellers. The motion Of the shin and vi.
eration OF the screw In crossing the ocean
does the like for many In good health. An
travellers should have, as companion, hos
letters Stomach Bitters which fortiaes and
eeu!ates the stomach and bowels, counter
acts hurtful influences OF Climate ana
changes Of temperature, and 10 . sovereign
remedy foE Dalarial, rheumatic and kidney
oilments.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

- IN u
-"Oh, they're all well except Mother. She,
about tho same. Poor Mother, worn out by
household cares, exposure and overwork.
no wonder she gives up atiast and takes to
her bed But oh! how much brighter the
family dreside would b II mothers chair
was not vacant. The doctors don't seen 10
De doing her any good. She says their med
iclnes don't seem to 60 TO thespoAs She
feels so weak and longs FOR strength. "OhI
give me strength" she murmurs. why not
give her the remedy her system Graves
Her impoverished blood and Shattered
nerves are starving for just such ingre-
dents as are contained in B. b. b Botanic
Blood Balml. Then try q bottle Of this ex-
~cellent remedy. It il truly woman hest
friend. 1t quickly relieves pain and re-
stores health, strength and functional rcgu.
James w. Lancaster, Hawkinsville. Ga.
writes: my wife was in bad health for
eight years. Five doctors and as many
more drSerent patent medicines had done
ner no good. Six bottles Of b B. B. has
cured her." "
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

wei; What d III"
Chow b your moEAsr, tAis me ningi ~
"veEy mncA bsteer : she had = real resH-
ful sleep lat night ; she 3 alDo1 I'd Of hes
night-sWeate, cough and nervoume8, and h
growing quite cheerful How grateful W
IN arc o yyou Tor that botaIe a nSlIeinanI
Don't Peak q gratitude What don
the doctor say Z"
HE mys b never Nv % wonderful Q
change IN such . serious hung tfuabla. He
cetIl thinks no arc giving his medicineA I
don't lice 70 ten him.n
"IAatS right Hes m Oh frtsnd, yes
uow ; but yos wont fosxse d hams 81 t.
medicine win you ~ -
"Nsvsf DE: Piercss 0o3dANedical Db:
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

One Of the most noteworthy events in the
south during the year 1890 will be the hold
ing OF the famous Texas Spring Palace ut
Fort Worth, which opens on May 10 and
closes with the ending Of the moath. ssTexas
ata glance" Is the expression often used in
connection with this palace, and it Is very
expressive and comprehensive, q tho
palace displays to great advantage all the
past twelve months have been the most re-
variable In the history of development in
Iexas. Unknown counties have been peo-
pied and new towns and cities have sprung
up almost In q day. Great railway systems
have been extended, rich and vast deposits
new and immense industries established-
All the railroads entering the city have
made greatly reduced rates, good for thirty
lays. For further information address
b. d. Paddock, President, Fort " forth, Texas.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

oHeEDrros:-PeaeeisSosm your rcd
sss that I have 3 postEs remedy for u
thousands Of hepeaees Gases lave zen per-
manently cured IshAll b glad 70 send two
bottles OF my remedy PRsR 10 any Of your
readers who have consumption II they win
sem me their express ssd p~osto61co ad-
drcsA Respectfully, T. A SLocUM, N. C.,
Isl Pearl street, New York,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

A LADY said she had hard work to get her
druggist to keep DR.. Bulls Worm Dc
stroyers, as he was anxious to sell another
kind. But she made him get them for her.
Go mother and do likewise.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

TN two great wants Of the day-better
9eil service abroad and better female sery.
Ice ct home.-Burlington Free Prcea
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

BU.L's S~arsaparilla has entirely cured ma
OF rheumatism, from which l suffered for
three long years. ! lave now been free
from pain for several months and I have no
y the cure Is permanent. = Isham
Bridges, Uniontown, Ky.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

An athlcte who ''paints tho town red"
can hardly be expected to keep in the p;nb
OF condition. Hotel Gazette.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

"BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocaEs, arc vida.
Y known az an sduir1ble remedy for
bronchitis, Hoarseness, Coughs and Throai
troubles. Sold only IN bvres.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

IT IL as easy to tell the truth to your wife
. to tell . lie, but it Is not always 20 ex-
pedicnt-Boston Courier.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

public man has lost his Grip he
WiL not 90 much Handwriting with constit-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

THERE are some men to whom the loss Of
tneH regulations would mean mighty good
luck.-Wa shington Post.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

Inn value OF clever On chysAnds - q
means Of gehderisR the soil less compact
and easier titled 10 much undor-estimsted.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

W1r don't you try Csrter's Little Liver
fflls! They are . positive cur for sick
headache, and ~ the Ills produced By dis
ordered liver. Only one pin . doso.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

She can't 1t Is Impossible. But IL she
will only take DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, II viii cleanse and stimulate her
d~isondered liver, purify her blood, make
her complexion soft and rosy, her breath
wholesome, her spirits cheerful, and her
temper sweet All druggists.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

ONE ENJOYS y.
Both the method and results when
Syrup Of = gsistaken Il kpleasant
and reffeshingto thetasts, and acte
gentlyyetpromptly On tho Kidneys.
Liver and Bowel1 cleanses the 81.
tenn efiectually. dispels colds had
aches and feyers and cures Aabitual
constipation. Syrup Of Fin + tho
only remedy Of IT. kind ever pro.
duce4 pleasing to the taste and %.
ceptable 10 the stomach, prompt n
it, action and truly beneficial tn
eliect, prepared only from the most
healthy and agxssshls~sabstances.
it, many sxcsalent qualities com.
mend It to I'll and have nsda =
the most popular remedyknewn.
Syrup Of Figs b for sale n
and 81 bottles By al leading drug.
gstas Any se1iGble dfu&1j5kv&
may NOT heve.it ON hard @:n
cure Il promptly FOR asy enc vhos
wishes to try&sirDos1uta eeepe
my suhsHtutosaEe- - fp@A-
MLAoRxN M.$ksW n.
~ .scs,a sAx a. o.:z;.o
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

Tns time when . Congressman Is tout Of
order" - when he has been out III night
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

IH1 resort hotels win 0 BE- making
Rrepsrauons for the summer yscizn,.-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

SoND pointers IN tho buckct-shop bust.
ness prove to be disappeinters.-6osto
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

II is no longer necessary TO take blue piIls
TO rouse the liver to action. CAREERS Little
Liver PILLS aremuch better. Dop'tforret this.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

No OpisAs In Piso's Cure for CONSUMPTION.
Cures wt0re other remedies fail. ,26c. =
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

SoMR speakers prcfer,to talk IN the OMEN
' IN 10 the only way they can induce
people 70 hear them out-Yonkcfs States
man. lie T@I
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

DOSE in Time Saves Nine Of Hale's Ron.
s Sy, OF snd Tar Tor Coughs.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

THs pawnbroker's life may be . losuly
1ne, put 1t has its redeemins featurco.-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

DoN'r hawk, hawk, blow. spit, and disgust
use DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy and end FL
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14
THE BOWSERS
II. BoWser's Peculiar Ideas Ahout
Household A6aira

HEN I have .
sick headache I
know exactly
what will hap
pen when Mr..
Bowser reaches
home. He will
let himself in
atthe frontdoor,
hang up his coat
and hat, walk
through to III
sitting-room,and
seeing me on
the 10 OUNCE with
my head tied up.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

A "coRNRA" which IL not worth a fle-
ealsin' the currant values 70 date on dried
fruit-Americsu Grocer.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

= 0ooD-SlzJD sinking fund Win III 4
- Keep . corporation aaoak-Epoch-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1890-06-14

not. He comes slu1plAg along, arms
hanging down, eyes on the, sjdewa}2I
out:
!. 1 1sss;s': ssf,r'.s ss..'s.sy1'oo.
"Why, what's the @at1an0xsm
"l'm next
~ n6EaKs13o ~ ~ tor Of
my hesdfs kqDe Think kpnkhying.,
help himSG witk III ret him
on to eslaaRos. p1ll q. - tiers,
tuck h6 fH16lth then Ieanst A1aay.
ing: DART Fen you or a.
"W-whae9"
You've been -careless S HAA
in your oflos With y66s fSet oat q the
window. or you held scAunk OF 100 N
your lap, or you stood In . puddle of
water in your bare. feet. It's . wonder
to me that any man lives 70 the 2 Of
thirty"
"O-o-o-0h!" he groans. J
That's It! Got tho black plague or
the Asiatic cholera hold Of yos.
probably! I was going over TO Ira
Cato's tonight to a progressive euohre,
but This spoils it all. I'll have three
doctors up after tea, and have the am
bulance come at the same time"
Then Mr.. Bowser sheds tears, and I |
30 and heat . brick for his feet, tie .
towel around his head. send baby up.
stairs and stop the clock 50 that moth
Ing may annoy him.
! don't suppose that one husband IN =
hundred sets out to lnd fault around the
house. It's just their way, you know.
They are boss. and they feel thlt fhly
must keep this fact duly impressed on
The minds of their wives. No husband
b ever to blame for any accident about
he house. The wife xlwnis e. ter
Instance, . water pipe down In the
easement burst the ether day.~ NJ.
acwser got home just - I wassbsue p
"Pipe busted! Who busted isss
|houted. IS he pulled OF his oveseoaA !
Fs..Why, no one.r n
..Xss,f they did, tWater-pipse lost
'usS Without halpl Some Of you have
'een knocking oa that pipe with ham
ner.r
1 went down and showed him thst The
eak was ut . point where none e us
ould possibly reach it UeeAersplied:
We'll, some Of you arc ceD1a3hly to
lame Cor IT. That's tho Ml<<lhe min
Ite I leave De house sGfosthiney hap-fi
ems! Now We shall havt 44plamber
round here for . week OF move mn
ill Of Forty OF hfty dollsrs~{
The back Kitchen door had tobetaksn ]
ito hinges ~and>plaaed ofA lifte andll
A&eASngiAe it Nj. Hbws6e -gpt b ~
urry and only put one screw in he I
'xex hiAees-Thec0ck found the 9TH
IS and laid them aside. One day, after
Q had got home to dinner, the door fell
lkeu, - might lMDD@ expecAed. g
sN0wsNwlat have you done!.. shouted :
9 Bow.ssteme a IL eeoam<tnE
''iCY didn't break the door" l
"You didn't! Then who did, /
.Tfo~aidn't put the screws back when u
Brenham weekly banner. [volume] (Brenham, Tex.) 1877-1907, 1890-11-27

In 1880 Texas was assessed at
S311, 100000; in 1889 at S71O,000,-
600, an increase of S396, 100000.