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Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15

The march of bankruptcy is strlkingly
alike on both sides of the Atlantic.
Nearly 5000 failures took place i'll the
United Kingdom last year. Their mum.
Der decreased in the wholesale trade
Uut increased IN the retail trade. There,
as here, the little fish must go.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15

Much of our enormous crop of corn is
being burned for Iuel in the Yves: be-
cause of the eXorMtant charges made
10y the railroads for transportation.
Misery tC an unusual extent will result
IN The farming districts from The extra
ordinary bounty of Nature.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15

Our surplus revenue has been SO used
in buying up bonds at premium that
there will not be enough MONEY in the
Treasury to redeem the bonds that come
to maturity next year.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15
Labor Papers Please Copy and Nail
the Lie.

To the Workmen's Advocate:
After vainly trying to get the New
York Daily Nelrs to publish the follow
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15

The electric companies Of New Bed
ford have con- olidatrd. Those of other
cities will follow. Then they will CON
soidntr between cities, between States,
and finally "narionaIize." What then
viii the people dot What then can they
do but soClalize?
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15

NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS. The date
after your name upon the address label Al
tached to Y, VI TAI CT Is the date of expirsti' d
of subscription. Thus mrhoo means that
your subscription expires with the end Of Mar, h.
1890 Send Your subs riptor M uey early, and
notify us of any fault In delivery or error Oh
our part
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15

English money continues pouring into
this country for justification purposes
Zen million British pounds are to be
inverted IN American gas works.
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15

NATIONAL Executive COMMITTEE, b }. GIhrcn
Secretary, % East Fourth street, N, Y,
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15

BOARD or GmEyAhc =, ERNEST G. SCprEpl En-,
Secretary, b5 Dover street, Bos' on Mass
LABOR NEWS Co. PARTY Jon pnINTEHY,
25 East Fourth street. New York
Workmen's advocate. (New Haven, Conn.) 1883-1891, 1890-02-15

SOCIALIST LABOR PARTY
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
After Captain Kids Treasure.

The "money diggers" are back again
to their old haunts in Pittston, near the
east shore of the river, six miles below
Gardiner, says the Lewiston (Me.) Jour
nat There are three of them, one com
ing from Nebraska and the others from
Franklin County. Their operations are
confined to the old lot of land called the
"money hole," where men have beer
digging for Captain Kidd's buried trea
sure long time. They have sunk one
shaft, five by four feet and ten feet deep,
near small brook. They first struck
clay and then bed of sand. Ten rods
up the hill they have excavated another
hole, perhaps six feet across. The
'money diggers" are in dead earnest and
toll away with shovel and pick in the hot
sun, as if certain of finding Kidd's
money.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
THERE WAS ONE PRESENT.

"Is there man in all this audience" 4"
demanded the female lecturer on wo-
mans right tiercely, "that has ever done
anything to Tighten the burdens on bis
wife's shouldersa What do you know
about woman's work2 Is there a man
here, she continued, folding her arms
aud looking over her audience with su-
perb scorn, "that has ever got up in the
morning, leaving his tired wife to enjoy
her slumbers, gone quietly down stairs,
cooked his own breakfast, sewed the
missing buttons on the children's clothes,
darned the family stockings, secured the
pots and kettles, cleaned and filled the
lamps, swept the kitchen, and done all
this, if necessary, day after day, un-
complaininglya If there is such a man
in this audience, let him rise up.
should like to see him."
And away back in the rear of the hall
a mild-looking man in spectacles, in
obedience to the summons, timidly
arose. He was the husband of the elo-
quent speaker. 1t was the first chance
he had ever had to assert himself. - Chi
cago Herald.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
Renting Clocks.

Renting clocks is u new business in
New York. Over 1900 clocks of this
kind have been placed already in that
city at rental of seventy cents month
In some cases where the time of opera
tives in a factory demands careful adjust
ment an employe of the company visits
the place daily and regulates the clock
so far as may benecessary. Ordinarily the
clocks are wound once in six days, and
the company attends to that.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
THE DIFFERENCE IN MIND.

The conversation turned on literature.
81 hope you are not an admirer of
Fielding, Mr.. Cahokia," remarked the
young woman from Boston.
"Why, of course, replied the young
man from st. Louis, candidly. 'I like
to see it when it isn't too ragged, but 1
always did think it was batting that
wins games. y Chicago Tribune.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
1T WAS HIS WAY OF ADVERTISING.

81 beg pardon for intruding upon your
time, " said the polite, smiling man with
the small valise in his hand. "a ped
dler is nuisance. l know it as we'll
as anybody. But there are various kinds
of peddlers, and all of must live. 1t
isn't our fault that we are here. Those of
us that earn our living honestly have to
share the odium that belongs to the call
ing. I'm not complaining of this, gen
tlemen. 1t is part of the curse that
came with the original package to Adam.
If there is any one of you that has spot
of grease on his coat, vest or trousers, "
he added, opening his valise and taking
out small cake of soap and sponge, az
shall be happy to remove it and without
asking anybody to buy my soap. It's
my way of advertising. My dear sir,
allow me. There is little spot on
your vest"
He rubbed the spot with piece of
soap, deftly applied the sponge, made a
few passes over the cloth with piece of
cotton sheeting and said:
"There, sir, that spot is gone. You
will never see it again, and probably you
will never see me again either, as travel
but once through community. My
goods Will be found at the stores.
take it for granted nobody wishes to buy
cake of my soap. l wish you good
morning, gentlemen"
After the polite, smiling visitor had
gone away the gentleman whose garment
had been operated upon had occasion to
consult his watch.
1t wasn't there.
1t had disappeared with the spot
Chicago Herald.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
Fantastic Uniforms.

Some of the tre ops of San Salvador
have fantastic uniform. IA few wore
sandals, writes one who saw them, "but
the most of them were barefooted. They
had huge straw hats with red bands or
them. Most of them wore overall suits
trimmed with red braid; others were
dressed in go-as-you-pl fashion, with
all manner of uniform. Every man in
the company had big revolver strapped
around his waist. Some of them carried
rifles and muskets.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
HE WAS POSTED ON INDIANS.

"Who were the first inhabitants ol
America, and what was their occupa
tionG" asked the school examiner.
The most notable answer was given by
a boy who had often been caught read.
ing cheap bloodthirrty tales, and was as
follows:
"Injuns was the fust, an their ocky.
patton is tishin' in canoe an killin' peo.
pie an stealin' their hair. - Philadelohtc
Call.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
A Botanical Parade.

The second parade of the Royal
Botanic Society in Regent Park, London,
was brilliant success. All kinds of
vehicles wreathed in flowers formed a
charming procession. The most original
and striking device of the day was a
huge white elephants howdah as it ap-
peared in the distance of the grounds.
Near at hand this chariot was seen to bs
twined with plated straw and white
marguerites. - Chicago 1ymss.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
MODERN ROMANCE.

Miss Sweetlips Gust after the proposaD
-"oh, Mr.. Poseyboy, you don't know
how glad and grateful am"
Mr.. Poseyboy (ecstatically)-"Then
you really love me2"
Miss Sweetlips-"No; but your pro-
posal brings my record up to nine this
month, and wins my bet with Miss Gig
gletitter "- Binghamton Republican,.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE.
sTCRIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.

And Silence Fell Upon Them-An
Excuse-An Accommoda atinG Man
All Relatives, Etc, Etc.
write me an epic" the warrior said,
Victory, valor and glory we'd"
''Prithee. a ballad" exclaimed the knight
'Prowess, adventure and faith unite. :"
IAN ode to freedom" the patriot cried,
Liberty won and wrong defied."
Write me check" the poet cried;
And the silence, all wool, was full yard
wide.
philadelphia Times.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
Big Peaches.

The champion peach, so far as our
knowledge is concerned, was brought into
the office by B. F. Corbin. 1t measured
11s inches in circumference and weighed
13 ounces. This was followed by Will
lam johnson, of Pleasant Hill who
brought in six, the average weight of
which was ten ounces. The largest was
only trife smaller than Mr.. Corbin's.
Petaluma (Cal.) Argus.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
A JuNEBuG's TRIALS.

Teacher-"Give me the name of some
quadruped-that is, an animal with four
legs"
Tommy-"A dog"
Decentralization another"
Tommy-"A Junebug"
Teacher-"A Juuebug has six legs"
Tommy-"Whats the matter with
pulling off two of them2"- Teas Sitt-
ings.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
KEPT TIE OLD MAN BUSY.

"What is your fathers output this
year, Maud2" inquired the cautious
young man OF the manufacturer popular
daughter.
at is, so far, fifteen nincompoops and
eight dudes" responded the maid "but
they didn't seem to mind it much after
they struck the pavement. Jester.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
AN ORIGINAL PACKAGE OF sENs1f1vENEss

Clara-"Well, aunt, have your pho.
tographs come from Mr.. Shapes.
chotte's?"
Miss Maydeval (angrily)--"Yes; and
they went back, too, with a note ex
pressing my opinion of his impudence.'
Clara-''Gracious What was it2'
Miss M.-"Why on the back of every
picture were these words: The original
OF this is carefully preserved"
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
AN EXCUSE.

"And you allowed your girls father
to kick you?"
~ did. But how can a fellow help
what's done behind his back" ?"-Phila-
aelphia Times.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE.

A broker addresses friend who is
ABOUT to begin letter:
''How can you say Honorable di rect
or to a man who has done enough to send
him to the gallowsa"
"Well, what shall say9"
ooh, My dear confrere, or anything
equally commonplace. ."-Judge.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
TEXT BOOK REVISION.

Teacher of Natural History Ito class
OF young women)-'Is it true that ami
mails feel affection2"
Young Woman--"Yes, in almost all
cases."
Teacher-"Name the animal that feels
most affection for man"
Young Woman-"Woman. -Ne,o
York Herald.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
PREcAUTIoN AGAINST AspHYxIA.

Gentleman Ito barber who is shaving
him)-"Hold on a moment. I want to
ask you favor"
Barber--"What is it, sir2"
Gentleman-"After my death please
shave me once more. / am SO afraid of
being buried alive. - Wasp.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
AN ACCOMMODATING MAN.

SHOW are you getting on with your
new housel"
AZ have had to tear it all down"
"What was the matter2'
cit wasn't built the way my friends
wanted it. ."-New York Weekly.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
A SUDDEN CHANGE OF MIND.

"Clara," said the old man, "that
young fellow can't have you. He smokes
cigarettes, know, for smell them when
he is around"
"Papa," said the dear girl, che never
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
CUT SHORT HIS REJOICING.

GIVE made my will, Joseph, and it's
SO. well drawn it can't be broken"
81 rejoice to hear that, uncle"
~ don't know whether you do or not,
Joseph. haven't left you a cent
Bazar.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
ALL RELATIVES.

''Englishmen and Germans in this
country are all related to each other"
"How's thatY"
"Ihe former came from the mother
country and the latter from the father
land -"-Nep York Herald.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
HOW HE DOES 1T.

C-"I don't see how that merchant
across the street makes living. He
sells all his goods at cost price"
U-"That's very simple. He buys
his goods below cost price. ."-Teras Syt-
ingS.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
HIS QUESTION.

Young Mr.. Hankinson had sat in EN-
barrassed silence for some momeuts look.
ing at the shapely fingers of the lovely
girl as if taking the measure of one OF
them for golden clrclet. Presently he
spoke.
"Miss Pinkie," he said, "you will moi
think l am taking too great liberty, l
hope, if l ask you IA somewhat per-
sonal question:"
Certainly not, Mr.. Hankinson," re.
piled Miss Pinkie, softly.
'Then please tell me-" he rejoined,
chow you got those warts off your
knuckle. My little sisters hands are
covered with them. > Chicago Tribune.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
THE DEAR GIRLS.

Flossie-"I made large collection of
beautiful stones while l was at the sea-
side"
Maud-''So did 1; but mine were all
set in engagementrings when Igot them"
-Aunsey's Heekly.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
An Arrument rh.t Win Not Fat,.ue Ye..

Az Argument That VIII Not Fatigue Yos.
When al article has stood the test of public
trial upward Of forty years, like DIR. Tobias 8
Venetian Lfniment, can thefe be any doubt
about iAe possessing real merit?
Ask any druggist and he will tell you that
this valuable preparation is looked upon as
one of the standard articles of his trade; while
Ine nd enormous e sale and rapidly increasing de-
evidence of its usefulness and popularity.
Pain yields Immediately to its wonderful
curative properties, therefore no family
should be without bottle of 1t in the house
Hundreds Of dollars and many hours Of suf-
fering may be saved by its timely use. No
matter II you have no confidence In patent
medicines try this and you will be sure to
buy again and recommend 1t to your friends
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

AN on one side
the offer that's made by the pro.
prietors of DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. It's $500 reward for an
incurable case of Catarrh, no mat
ter how bad, or of how long stand
ing. They mean what they say
they're responsible, and the offer
has been made for years. It's all
on yoalr side-you lose your catarrh,
or you're paid $500 for keeping it.
But it's safe for them, too-they
know you'll be cured.
DR.. Sage's Remedy produces per-
feet and permanent cures of Chronic
Catarrh in the Head, as thousands
can testify. "Cold in the Head !"
is cured with a few applications.
Catarrhal Headache is relieved and
cured as if by magic. 1t removes
offensive breath, loss or impairment
of the sense of taste, smell or hear
ing, watering or weak eyes, and
impaired memory, when caused by
the violence of Catarrh, as they all
frequently are. Remedy sold by
druggists, so cents.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
A CAUTIOUS LOVER.

"Looll here, Fritz; why don't you
make up to the little Fraulcin1 Go in
and win, man! Pom my life she's a
beautiful pearl"
Fritz (sulkily,-tThat may be, but I
can't put up with the mother of pearl"
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

smokes them, but he owns . cigarette
factory"
"Sof Then, my darling, he can marry
you when he will. There's money in the
business. ."-Bazar.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
THE EVIL RESULT OF TIPPING.

81 amt had meal in two days, and
this is my last quarter" he said to the
restaurant keeper. "Won't you lemme
sweep off the sidewalk for somethin' to
eat?"
"Why don't you buy meal with your
quarter. This is twenty-five cent
house."
"My sakes man, you don't s'pose I'd
dare eat meal here without tippin' the
waiter quarter2"-C Courier Journal.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

Guaranteed five year eight per cent. First
payable every six months; principal and inter.
est collected when due and remitted without
expense to lender. For sale by j. IL. Bauerleir
S Co., Kansas CITY. Mo. Write tor particular
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

Money invested In choice one hundred dol
lar building lots In suburbs OF Kansas City will
pay from five hundred to one thousand pei
cent. the next few years under our plan. 81,
cash and 81 per month without interest con.
trolls a desirable lot. Particulars on application
j. Ii. Baueriein Il Co.. Kansas City. Mo.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

DR.. l.. L. Gorsuch, Toledo, o., says: ~ hav.
practiced medicine for forty years, have never
seen preparation that could prescribe with
so much confidence Of success as | can Hall's
Catarrh Cure" Sold by Druggists. 15c.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

Nearly every article sold is cheapened, in
cost OF production, at expense of quality Dob
bins's Electric Soap is er IctiB to-day what II
was In 1855, absolutely pure, harmless and uni.
form. Ask your grocer for 1t. Look out for
limitations.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
SHE WAS JOKING.

"No," said she, 'I-I can be only a
sister to you"
Every WE'LL" said he, "I must be
goingl had expected different an
swer, but-well, good-night!'
George" she faltered, as he started
out into the night, "George!"
"What is ita" he asked, Grossly.
"Aren't you going to kiss your sister
good-night9"
He did not go.-Laprence american.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

Lee Was Chinese Headache Cure. Harm.
less in effect, quick and positive in action
Sent prepaid on receipt of 81 per bottle
Adeler q Co. 81 Wyandotte ST., Kansas City, Nc
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

ILLINOIS ranks first among the wheat State
of the Union.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

Is England thero is one known thief tc
every l945 persons.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

If afflicted with sore eyes use DR. Isaac Thomp.
sons Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c. per bottle
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

Oklahoma Guide Book and Map sent any where
on receipt OF Scots. Tyler & Co.. Kansas City, Mo-
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

Woman, her diseases and their treatment
72 pages, illustrates; price jDc. sent upon re
ceipt of lOc., cost of mailing etc. Address Prof.
X. ii. KLINE, NJ D., Bl Arch ST., Phila., Pa
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

Timber. Mineral, Farm Lands and Ranches
in Missouri, Kansas, Texas and Arkansas
bought and sold. Tyler 4 CO.. Kansas City, Mo
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10
Judiciou- SPECULATION,

Money invested in sums of from 81 to 8
weekly or monthly will make you fortune
Write for Inf lrmatioa. Benz. Lewis & Co. Sc
curity Building, Kansas city Mo-
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

ARE THE OLDEST FAMILY STANDARD. =
A Purely Vegetable Compound. without
mercury or other injurious mineral. Safe
and sure always. For sale by all Druggists.
Full printed directions for using with each
package, = DR.. Schenck's new book on This
Lungs. Liver and Stomach SENT FREE. Ad-,
dress Dr. I, H. Schenck & Son, Philadclphiai
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE
sTcRTEs THAT ARE TOLD BY THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.
And Silence Fell Upon Them-Ar
Excuse-An Accommodating Man
All Relatives, Etc, Etc.
write me an epic" the warrior said,
Victory, valor and glory wed."
''Prithee. ballad" exclaimed the knight
"Prowess, adventure and faith unite"
''An ode to freedom" /" the patriot cried,
Liberty won and wrong defied."
Write me check" the poet cried:
And Che silence all wool, was full yard
wide.
philadelphia Times.
AN EXCUSE.
"And you allowed your girls father
to kick you?"
~ did. But how can fellow help
what's done behind his k?"-Phila-
aetphia Times.
HOW HE DOES 1T.
CT don't see how that merchant
across the street makes living. He
sells all his goods at cost price"
U-"That's very simple. He buys
his goods below cost price. ."-Teras SJt-
iags.
~ CUT SHORT HIS REJOICING.
"I've made my will, Joseph, and it's
SO. well drawn it can't be broken"
81 rejoice to hear that, uncle"
81 don't know whether you do or not,
Joseph. haven't left you cent
Bdsar.
THE DEAR GIRLS.
Flossie-'I made large collection of
beautiful stones while l was at the sea-
side.
Maud-'So did L; but mine were all
set in engagemeutrings when l got them. "
-Nunsey's Heekly.
ALL RELATIVES.
"Englishmen and Germans in this
country are all related to each other"
"How's thatl"
''The former came from the mother
country and the latter from the father
land. "-NeV York Herald.
AN ACCOMMODATING MAN.
'How are you getting on with your
new house2"
81 have had to tear it all down"
"What was the matter2"
cit wasn't built the way my friends
wanted it. ."-New York Weekly.
CAUTIOUS LOVER.
"Loob here, Fritz; why don't you
make up to the little Fraulein2 Go in
and win, mani Pom my life she's
beautiful pearl"
Fritz (sulkily,-"Th may be, but
can't put up with the mother of PEARL"
PRECAUTIoN AGAINST AsPHYXIA.
Gentleman Ito barber who is shaving
him)-"Hold on moment. 1 want to |
ask you favor"
Barber--"What is it, sir2"
Gentleman-"After my death please
shave me once more. am SO afraid of |
being buried alive. - Wasp.
A SLIGHT DIFFERENCE.
A broker addresses a friend who is |
ABOUT to begin letter:
'How can you say Honorable di rect |
or to man who has done enough to send
him to the gallows2"
"Well, what shall say?"
ooh, My dear confrere,' or anything
equally commonplace. "-Judge.
KEPT THE OLD MAN BUSY.
"What is your fathers output this
year, Maud2" inquired the cautious
young man Of the manufacturer popular
daughter.
''It is, so far, fifteen nincompoops and
elSht dudes, responded the maid; "but
they didn't seem to mind it much after
they struck the pavement. ."-JtSter.
TEXT BOOK REVISION.
Teacher of Natural History Ito class
Of young women)-"Is it true that ami
mails feel affection2"
Young Woman--s'Yes, in almost all
cases."
Teacher-"Name the animal that feels
most affection for man"
Young Woman-''Wom -Me,o
York Herald.
THE DIFFERENCE IN MIND.
The conversation turned on literature
81 hope you are not an admirer of
Fielding, Mr.. Cahokia," remarked the
young woman from Boston.
"Why, of course" replied the young
E.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-10-10

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