The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-10-11
MEEkER HERALD.
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A scrap-b00k Of clippings from the
Advertising columns Of the pres reveals
a mass Of go0ily bits Oi UNCONSCIOUS
humoF, OF which On!y fcN nsy -
quoted here.
Prom such se-ap-book the Ss0 York
Evening sun takes the f0ll0alns sE.oi-
mems Possibly some 0i them 4rr NOT
- inhoaent Of hum0FOrs inlrnt ~ their
source would wish 10 imply, bul u.Hy
IL thea must 90 4s lrFsiut-bin evidence
that iiibsrnizHisms arc not cnnrnoi
10 the land which reiairsi Ia i's "'a'
insnes as the birthplace Of Dir iIush
Roche.
Eau De Cologne water and giants 30
suede gloves sFo luE4Tlrs @hirA s0 bro
told may h. ours ~ 'rllnDasiH Ion
prices" A 'hinesr lEuui rGgi-n ulil
''Aash aud iF0n . collar aitl g CslF f3F
tao cents, AMI aill sall lea aHi c1- %
al equally loN rates"
4 safe company wishes a travelling
agent, 'z-Elsss' Dimensions which
are hard 10 ini aHi1ns men capable ~
travelling and carrying sanple saira
abSuI the country with thea, ari iaF
akom IL Is therefore considered Hvrt7s-
sary Ia sdYeFsi,s.
undor tho general hsaiinr - ''i'i.
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bay a long AMI arli established hu6i'
Eess, details - ;l0 iruFih ~ tHn hl-i-
ness not i'iyrHs tlr va1.r cuatrylaf Ha
idea thaE the .krlr Jon d likely o. ls'
ssm0Hhai too extensive zai ccriaisiy
80 cKf~nslFc.
~ talsntrl. iniHl'iFrgi young uian ~
many yrzra' raf-cfirlsr wishes a Ulsiiira
laA saloon asa lifg,r hi nI-F' =aa iH-
ilrali1H tina; benevolent il1sioI h-s
asnt ca, l1rsthins besides poets -El
Pgs.lisis-
A kcrpcr Of = biaFlins-hoase ulshrs
- rat ''Fpam q a 81 1'lrnan. l4Fser
airy and siEArr.T AnplhHF rperl lIs-
ur1is oaiy teHsEg o. D. fFrisri Ia O.
De Ia . select u-ishhsFHppi ''Hr-F tAr
Theological s-mir4ry ami miIulas
uaik fslm tlr Grand or-ra-iluusr,' q
tr-zii1n soil rlirnial-I 10 al.i III sls'4
AMI e5Hllii1H5 u m'H-
isgas 20 altiFa U-la;rr's error iis'
-la o. lf1laihlu fsr iH~ naive announce
aaag th.g ",iaiam i..l44 tas Tor sl1t q
rHau flr a single gentleman; bgzri very
fruirnir."
Teeth allied uhilr yul salt lacks
1aH trur Flnr Il she aiU'Fiisor's highest
art. il; IL may h. sru4iE~, "tuhrrlizs
H-IViiol uiih H1v Fiira, Tiirta .Ei cover
is-' d. certainly s,.si basis Tor sssuas'
llF gAAs ihr umbrella ueuivs u hope
90 psrs1n who viii ''nTyrs s4y die"
Tho iaaii0ri Who sly'rtiscs q nat
''Elih al $40 modern Improvement, no
q. O.. q
talE what all mnirra Improvements
z-Js zni may 10 .ei down a. lr!ns tells
o. gairus,upTihy a. tho prrsga Nh,
ulshes 30 soll IAN "aprruousiy profitable
bulinrad for mcrv a1a;."
"Nn bargain, ~ ihis li1r'.- D. candid.
RAT sensational; and one mzy rrAs,naliy
dis.glsi the coal dealer Who assfri, lg
big biar,. lritrrs that hi '.,as welsh
SOD pounds, and ;hs. hin ''coai gives
olt heat"
"Lrai-A bava-r haiiio-. Tho nnicr
viii ahii.n the o+ngs ~ keeping tho
das;.- hetfays = ph.iD1ophicai a. we'll a.
: hurioF1ua turn % mind. while tho PR
t1a who plisra e inward ~ e. f1r
''p~5.l.ct.isools Of 20 value" appear. % 10
aa cE;ravasant prt7-rn.
4 physician advertise Tor "a ''oil-r
boy who can Dive" hprrou who docs
no, siyo his business vilhes - employ
q good, steady man Vhp has e.l' n nc
. month. IN author Of standing vii
write a hook, ou any Euhice;. lot any.
holy, Tor moderate pay"
Verify, the supply scCuiN 10 h. InrN'
hAul,iblc, and cpc van iuh n sufficient
BuI.i,cr Of laughs Ia the display rllUsins
81 newspapers Eai In lack Page, q tho
magazines 10 fully Justify Tho famous
srmags of the riulurni iisH. NialaTsops:
sweet arc tho ulas. ut alyaF hing.