New-York tribune., 1890-06-18
THE TALK or THE DAY.

rb o.o.,o,or n a circus which employs indians
saws that he ands very hard TO get tne men 10 "'
tend any religious service on sunday IL tey happen
! N .ncnd a SUNDAY IN town in which any one de-
nomination is unreprcscntcd by place of worship uc
hravcs unanimously declare, first that they are mem
tcrs ~ that particllar denomination, and secondly
that II would sorcy w0und their consclences 70 20 l"
any other And II sunday IS spent III Town
,,Icrc all the denominations have places Of worship
they declare that they agnostcs, with CONSCIENTIOUS
objections to all chuiches'
4 New York critic says that certain actress 2s nas
~ or vet hccn exactly fitted with play She should
go IN Pari, and get Worth 10 take her measure; nc
has lifted more than one actress %l.n Uid
IN which she has made a hit Norristowh Herald
: The Toronto Empire thinks that had better
refrain from ANNOYING the British Lion, for he may
suddenly get mad and hurt us. This is said win cS-
nccil reference 10 the Bchrhg sea and fishery que''
lions Great Britain remarks The Empire IN It's
most solemn Canadian. British tone, has always
looked upon the United spoiled child OF It's
own. and has. therefore, treated that country WIN a
degree OF Indulgence which would not have been
thought Of in dealing with any other people. Con
ces,ons have been made 10 II again and again, notably
in determining the boundary between that country and
| Canada which ought not to have been granted
1t Would Yot Do.-Prson Warden TO new prisoner
We always like 70 assign the prisoners TO tie t.rs
with which they are most amiiaT ana ,rid s oc 'PpS
Pr,oner-I am = commercial travcller.-lLa~rnce
American.
The only lquor saloon that ever opened in
NooreS Hil Ind was knit ont by the temperance
women Of the place. "You see. II was this way says
a citizen. Whch the saloon was started the women
formed i'm relays and and took their knitting u"
thc saloon. OF course that knocked business higher
than kite II wa, not long before that saloon had
70 he closed and since that man has ever had
| tho nerve 70 start another
Unclc Yellowstone Platte from Nebraska. Who has
been spending week IN the cty-Wall TINS yer clS >
u nnc place ter live In: but don't Ike II ior soN'e
'''i icr-what s it that you don't like .n, .
VIZ plattc-Why. I've had to wear SOCKS ana Il
| collar ali week don't like such dudSh ways
! Light.
There is a saloon -tccper in Utica Ncb, who must
be u pretty square man, as saloonkeepers GO lie
/ inserts the following advertisement IN the Iooal
| papers To whom II may concern hho" Ac' '@"'. @
by the payment Of II ,327 40 permitted TO retail
intoylcatne LIQUORS at my saloon in this city. 10 ue
,ylf, who has a druukard for husband or fr'ehu
who IS unfortunately dssipatcd | say emphaucaly
civ, me a notice Of such cases IN which YOU are IN
,retcd and All such will be excluded from my place
Let mothers, fathers. sisters. brothers unoies anu
aunt, do likewise their requests will be regarded
IN sunny Itay.-Fair Tourist-Ah. what an ideal
life d, that Of the peasantfy ~ Cloc @ "a The
,tth nature no ,0rdd cares, no dues to pay 10 u0
! cyartions ~ soccty-- ,, rrn.
| Hautc Express.
a.rhe Boston Post' tells Of man returning from
/ tho Vcst ~ visit his mothers grave IN cemetery
/ oor po.,o, I couldn't Ind the lot he SAID IN
telling the story and when got home aSAed hs
sist,r aboui it, and who II was that had put up os
monument there with the name 'Ihcodo''a ." ~ ~
.wbr that was the place said nv sister 'buo WHO
/ l. Thcolosiai asked. That Is mother salu sic
= know II wasn't her name but it IS pretty one' ana
I thoucbt She would like II. And, did You see Iohh
i,..ed
| had a baby hcadstonc set mp near the 'orne' ""
| ,,or,,tc, en-, On IT, You don't mind, do you ="
Modest Genius.-Idler-I suppose like the ma ma
,orlt- of your class Won drop into poetry octasI"i
| - Vcvsn,ner Nan-No, sir, do not may riSo H'''
noetry occasionally (Terp iiautc Express
ONLY one boo,, ont Of 10000 in the splendid pubic
library If Ro,ton fails be returned. TN, l. ocC""'o
,bo ratrouzc It are proud Of IT, and are careful oi
| tho hooks saws Librarian Arthur Mason nan
hc,,cve that thousands of fine brains have been DC
! ,.l,red hv study in this library. No schooiroo"
,ras cvcr nc orderly or quiet this institution we
have gone further than that Here Is speclai ro"
,arod the study, which can stay IN ior hou's
and he emf of from any disracting element one can
mako \ reouc,t for valuable work 10 be reserved
for him for DAYS come the study and use 1t until
he has finished"
Amy Clara. what is the title of your sraHua''o"
Cam-Flllal Duty.
| -" " hay, bccn 50 busy helping mother win
her household duties and waiting on father, VINO u
sick that haven't been able 70 write & ,mmen"e 0 nee,
week, but hope to finish II IN time ior 'o'"''e''''
It sometimes happens that way, nowithstana,ns a,
the Jokes of the newspaper humoriS''-''o'''''''
Herald.