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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22


EAIRHAVEN LODGE X. OF T.. No. 81
Regular meeting Tuesday. d. M. at
Castle Hall. corner Larrabee and Eleventh
All visiting members cordially invite to at
tend. +. j. KixGHoRN C. &.
:. :. ANDERSON. X. of X. and =
UNITY LODGE, No, No. 10. TT, MEETS
EVERY Monday night at $500 D. m. in DE
Fries hall. Larabee street. Visiting menu
bers are cordially invited To meet with US.
A. X. DoRR sec'y. Miss LILLE CURRY. V. T.
WARDNER HOSE No Irregular meeting
=" every first and third Friday In the
month and regular drill every Tuesday at
$40 p m. Jas. Mulrcin, Capt.
Edward Brown. Secretary.
RENNETT HOSE co No. Regular meet
" ing every first and third Wednesday In
the month and regular drill every Friday at
$50 p. m. A. r. Gibson Capt
II. &. Dunbar. Secretary.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

The White star line steamer Tcutonic
has made the passage from Queenstown
IN five days and thirteen hours. breaking
the record. II sh. hadn't broken tine re-
cord. she would have broken her owners.
Something had to break.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

sixty thousand members of the Saliva
ton Army are holding meeting In Lon
don. And vet you will find people who
do not appreciate the blessings Of living
this far from London.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

Democratic papers are bowling at Pen
sion Commissioner Raum. They howled
Corporal Tanner out of office, and would
how the president out If they could.
But they carh't. ye knaw. -
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

Roswatcr. Of the Omaha Bee. threatens
to emgrate to Africa If the prohibition
amendment carries. From this there are
those who viii be led to the belief that
ROseNaler Is working for the mensnre
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22
WASHINGTON Hate LETTINGS.
How,s ThisP

\ monitor Is real tug of war"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

Sometimes the play-hill, say. Between
Tue first aud SECOND acts ten years arr
Supposed 10 have elapsed, and frequently
large portion Of the time does elap>e.
fhi> old idea j. forcihiy brought Ia re-
memhranee by the time the Chicago au-
thorities are consuming in selecting a site
for the worlds fair. At the present rate
the time set Tor the fair viii have passed
before they ind site. and then it NAV
not be- a good one. by blamed sight and
thus viii become blamed sight in
fact.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22
Steamboat Time Schedule

SlednlDOd lime SCne0uIe
HOURS OF ARRIVAL AND DEPART
IRE TO AND FROM FAIRHAvEN
Fairhaven and Tacoma
STATE OF WASHINGTON
Ar from Tacoma Mon, Ar at Tacoma Tues
Wed. q Fri. 500 am. Thur. sat. $50
Lv for Tacoma Mon. a.. m.
Wed. & Fri. $50 D. m Lv Tacoma sun. Tues.
Thur up. M.
skAGIr CHIEF
Ar from Tacoma Tues Ar at Tacoma sun.
Thur.& sat. 4:0Op. m. Wed. 4 Fri s::D "a m.
Ly for Tacoma sun Lv Tacoma Tues. Thr
"ed. Fri. SOD a. M. x sat 3;aD a. m.
STEAMER FAIRHAvES
Ar r from Tacoma Tues Ar a. TACOMA sun.
Ly for Tacoma Tues. Ly Tacoma Mon. Wed
Thur. & Sat. so pm. & Fri. 5p. m.
w.K. NERwIS
Ar from Tacoma sun Ar at Tacoma. Mon.
wed. Fri 1000 am Thur. 4 Sat.
Ly for Tacoma sun. Lv Tacoma Tues.
Wed q Fri. 500 pm. Thur. 4 Fri. 3 p. m.
STEAMER WASHINGTON
Ar from Tacoma sun. Ar at Tacoma Mon.
Wed. Fri. 1000 a.m. Thur. & sat.
Ly w tor Tacoma &c, ma sun. Ly TACOMA Tues.
GENERAL MILES
Ly for Tacoma Tues Lv Tacoma Mon. Wed.
Thur. sat.6;0O am. & Fri.
CITY or QUINCY
Freight only. Between Tacoma and Fair
haven. Time irregular.
Fairhaven and Seattle
IDAHO
Ar from Seattle Tues. Lv Seattle Mon. Wed.
Thur, 4 sat. l:3Dp.m. Wed. 4 Fri. Ii 100 D. m
Ly for Seattle Tues.
Thur. X sun. $50
STEAMER HAssAIO
Ar from Seattle Mon. Lv for Seattle Mon.
wed a Fri. l:'b D. M Wed.& Fri. $50 pm.
Fairhaven, Blaine and Seattle
STEAMER sEHoME
Ar from Seattle Tues. Jar at Blaine Tues.
Thur. sun. 400 a. M. Thur & sun.
Ly for seattle Tues. Lv Blaine Tues. Thur.
Ly. Seattle Mon. Wed lLv for Blaine Tues.
q sat sio" y. m. Thur 4 sun. a. m.
Fairhaven, Blaine and Tacoma
ELIZA ANDERSON
AZ from Tacoma Thur. Ar at Tacoma Tues.
4 sat. 1000 a. m. & Thur. 300 D. M.
Lv for Tacoma Tues. Lv Tacoma Wed. 4
Ar from Blaine sun. Lv Tor Blaine sunday
800 a. m. 2p. m.
Fairhaven, Vancouver and Tacoma
STEAMER PREMIER
Ar from Tacoma Wed.Lv for vancouver
ana sat. 500 a. m. Wed. 4 Sat. s:l5 a. m
Al, from NancouyerLy for Tacoma Mon
Mon. thur lO:4o Thur. 11:00 p. m.
N; Ar az Tacoma Tues &
ara. vancouver wed Lv Vancouver Mon.
ana sat and Thur. 400 %. m
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

Grading and planking Farhaven's
street, Is progressing SO rapidly that the
city will be well provided in that line by
winter time. Good streets do more to
help build city than almost anything
else when it, resources are such a. Fair
nlNl.i- I'M
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
HELP WANTED
SITUATIONS WANTED

WANTED-A good man ON wood Hath; mu.
be irst-clas- turner; apply at factor
near Bellingham mill.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

The governor of South Carolina has
been heard from again. Not In reply to
the governor of North Carolina this time
bit being one Of the same set "a that noted
pair 50 often quoted. he's "agin colleges.
aud calls them dude factories.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03

CENTER, TEX, March 27.-The Champion has
been published here the past twelve years, dur
ing most of which time the present editor,
Alfred Podon, has been connected with it. 1t
has always claimed to be Democratic. The
Shelby Press has been published here a few
months, and has always asserted that it was a
Democratic journal. It's editor, B. Y. Arm
strong, is son of an old and rather prominent
Democrat. Several weeks ago bad blood was
engendered between the two editors by some
things published in their papers, which finally
led to charge, one against the other, of lack
of fealty to the Democratic party. The Press
made the first charge in general way. The
Champion responded more directly The
papers contained articles this week, in which
the assertion was made that nothing would be
the Press assaulted the editor of the Champion
on the streets. The sheriff parted them before
any serious injury was inflicted. Thesead b.
not
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03
= OF the Gazette

toilets, there viii be vine-clad bellies at
all the occasions of elaborate evening
costumes. OF course, there will be the
usual amount of enclosure by fne fabrics;
but on the surfaces of silk and satin will
trail embroideries of leaves so deftly
done, as to both shapes anu colors, that
they viii look like the real things. The
initial picture and the second engraving
show examples Of this latest de-
vice Of establishment. In these in
stances the gowns were white satin,
upon the glossy surface of which the
green leaves were very conspicuous. In
the latter dress the satin was EN- broldered
with long trails of orchid and iris bios
SONS. Looking still further ahead,
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03

Quired an entirely new "parure, - con-
sisting of superb canoes, copied after
ancient models and set in chased gold
bound together by little chains. This
will serve as cOrsage ornament. In the
hair there will be likewise a cluster of the
same canoes.
Everything is to be Vandyked this
spring, from paTasols to petticOats. [
saw one of the former in black crepe
lisse with double ruff1es on every rib and
n deep friIl around the edge. When shut
up this sable mass of fufiness was ex-
tremely swagger. Fancy how fetching a
pretty widow would look under it. This
style to is realized in white crepe. The
parasols to be carried in open carriages
are the most startling of plaids, and the
handles are carved to represent every
thing on earth. One stick of cherry had
a bunch of bright red cherries dropping
over the handle. Somewhere on all
these parasols the Vandyke effect is OBJ
served, either in the way the silk is
gathered on the outside or in the
lace points which droop from their edges.
You will see such parasols in plenty next
summer at all the places of fashionable
resort. Another thing now to be used at
spring balls, and sure to multiply for the
ensuing summer coquetry is the flower
fan. One-half is composed of mon
strous silk rose; and the rest is just plain
fan. Then there are the silk null fans,
over which are scattered tiny clusters of
artificial buttercups or violets, finished
high up on one side with a larger bunch
of the same flower. One, a black null
over which viOlets are scattered, was
bought by a handsome widow. ''This
will be just the thing to carry when l N
driving, - she said, ''to ward off the
SUMS rays. - She might have added
that she could also weep behind it for the
dear defunct, and at the same time peep
through it at the boys.
1t not infrequently happens that a
country girl goes to town so elegantly
and tastefulIy attired that it would be a
pretty difficult matter to distinguish her
from her city cousins, who have the run
of the large establishments in keeping up
the reputation of their families as being
always well dressed. There is one point,
however, in which the visitor will often
be found wanting, and that is in her
walking shoes. The rest of her
attire may be quite faultless. Here she
will slip away a little. The reason
Is not hard to apprehend. In the coun-
try it does not always pay to wear fine
shoes. Sidewalks are defective or abb
sent, and then again the feet are not in
open sight, like the head or hands.
Therefore it is that one will observe a
pair of clay soiled and somewhat worn
CATERS peeping out from under an eIe-
giant walking dress. The effect is bizarre
to put it mildly. The American may
well be proud OF the CATERS, low shoes
and slippers made in this country. They
are stylish, elegant, dainty and cheap
withal.
The last picture in this article illus
trates a model and ideal Easter Sunday
toilet for church. Quiet elegance is it's
keynote. The bonnet is simplicity it
self, and yet so very elegant. The
dress is nun-like III plainness, yet how
demurely stylish! Nothing in the toilet
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03

bride. 'Harry,'' said she, "Alice in
vited me into her room to-day and oh,
my boy, she doesn t dress like lady at
all. I'm afraid, Harry, really am. -
Harry smothered his Indignation and
begged his mother to explain herself.
"Well, you see,'' said the latter,
"Instead of nice white linen, all her
underwear is black silk. Every item is
of that material, and when 1 spoke OF
it she showed me trunks full of clothes
in every tint of silk Imaginable, and no
linen at all. This was bad enough,
Harry, but her carriers had jeweled
clasps on them. Oh, my son, you never
knew of a girl of real refinement to get
herself up in that style. l feel certain
that something that we do not know
about Alice IS disposition will come out
sooner or later. -
In great rage at his mothers impu
tation, Harry left the house. When he
returned he did not recur TO the subject,
and his mother refrained from broach-
ing it again, though her whole manner
indicated her fears concerning her son $
fiancee. A week later, however, the girl
eloped with an adventurer.
81 should always says Harry
mother, "doubt young lady who could
not take pride in fine linen, and am
positive that no modest girl ever wore
jeweled garter. Such thing could not
be the gift of her father or mother, and
she certainly would not buy it herself. -
And fancy 1t is a fact that really ex-
quisite girls avoid elaborate fads in un-
derweaT, and that elegance, not showi-
ness, is commendable in a fashionable
dresser
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03
FASHI0NA.

Some OF the Pretty Rigs That viii Be
Brought Ont on Easter Sunday.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03
FoRxEY, TEX. March 28.-Mr. H.H.

FoRNEY, TEX, March 28.-Mr. Fl. H.
Boles, respected citizen of this place,
was found dead near home Thursday
morning. Mr.. Boles was working with
his two boys on his farm Wednesday and
in returning home after work was done
told his boys to go on ho.1e and he would
go through the pasture and kill some
rabbits. As he did not get home search
was made. About II O'Clock he was
found dead near home with q bullet
through his heart. He has been despon-
dent for some time and spoke of killing
himself several times, but no attention
was paid to him. Jury of inquest rem
tdefed verdict ofsuicide.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03
REFRIGERATOR COMMITTEE.
Arrangements Perfected to. FAKE the Column
bus and Victoria Plants.

bus and Victoria Plants.
Special to the Gazette
GALVESTON, TEX, March 2s.-The interna-
tional cattlemen's convention, which recently
met at Fort Worth, appointed committee to
investigate the subject Of the location of slaugh-
ter houses at central localities to convert raw
material into the marketable product and
thereby create a better market for Texas beef.
The convention said there was reason
others should not be located and proftably con-
Quoted here in Texas, the very source of
limitless supply. The committee appointed by
the convention st Fort Worth, embracing
Charles Goodnight of the Panhandle, r. E.
Maddox of Fort Worth and l. T. Pryor of Aus
tin, after having visited Victoria, Columbus
and the mouth of the Brazos, arrived here to-
day. They were met here by Gen. II. B. Stod-
ton, and Messrs. H. NJ. Ehren-
worth and Sandmeyer, prominent cattle
men, while other members of the committee
are P n. Maddox of Fort Worth, T. NJ. O'Con-
of Victoria, j. L. Brush of Denver and A. L.
Matlock of the Capital syndicate at Texline. The
gentlemen have consummated an arrangement by
which they become, in connection with the
present owners, the proprletOrs of the extensive
Grated, one at Columbus, the other at Victoria.
For the consolidated operation of these two
plants company viii be organized
with q capital of S1,OOO,O0O. $780,
coo of which has already been
subscribed A charter for the new company
will be applied for in a few days, after which a
prospectus will be issued and the company for
mally organized by the election of officers and
directors. Besides the two plants already
secured, the location of two others at Dallas and
Fort Worth are in contemplation. While moth
ing yet be said as to the possible outcome of
this big enterprise, it means much for Texas,
probable point OF export for this product to for
eign markets.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03

has been duplicated into general use. AS
displayed by Mrs. Vanderbilt, it was
q most tasteful and orginally-cut
dress in silver gray peau de
sole, trimmed with old silver sequins, as
designed. White gloves and a black
pearl necklace completed the costume.
The style of trimming has been adapted
to many materials, and has 1xed itself IN
the season IS fashions. So much for the
authority of a millionaire lady. 1t is
Vanderbilt news not hitherto published,
that Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt has ac-
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03

Everything to Be vandyked This Spring. Jew
esI OF New York's Rich Ladies' How
Country Girl Can be Told
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03

New YORK, March "a.
VERY woman in the
land will be inter
ested to know all
anout the Easter
new clothes which
devils ed by the ex-
pert realtors of
fashsS and worn
by wTeS0y devOtees
of dsa viii be
disclOS T. the big
cities after next
Sunday To begin
with the most strik-
ing novelty in ball
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03

length, reaching almost to the western
border of New Mexico. To-day Mr..
Potter is lying at his humble home in
this city, a physical wreck, houored and
loved by all who know him.
H H PARKS
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03
confederat6sRome nIoner.

Special to the Gazette 49,
MARSHALL, Tex, MaFehs28.-A draft for S1O1
was sent to Gov. Ross TEiarsday night for the
Confederate Home. Thfss rnakes about 1872. %
raised in Marshall by theSMorning Star for this I
institution. ~ "a
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-04-03

is fiamboyant, and nothing is inartistIc.
Exquisitely polite taste is expressed in
every plat of that Easter outfit.
Nicely in dress may not always be ac-
companied by goodness in the wesrer,
yet il is apt to be so construed. The be-
trothed wife OF AN estimable young man
was recently visiting his mother. The
members OF both families were delighted. :.
The chaps mother was dazzled by the
beauty, the breeding and the elegance
of her prospective daughter-m-lasg.
Strange TO say, however, on the day
after the young girl had begun her visit
the mother called her son to her and
spoke graFely to him about bis promised
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-01-17
GEO. w. LINCOLN.

tractor and mow btDER IS STILL IN THE
oeuer prepared to do
the same good or any other class
manner as heretofore;
to the n plenty OF to do all appetain.
sanoe entrusted
at very low rates suit the
s " n'iu Ia what is worth doing all is
Thanking the public for past favors
az remain respectfully
w.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-09-24

Wrstched men and women long condemned to
suffer tho tortures OF dyspepsia. are hllsd with
new hope after few doses of Hostetter's stom-
ach Bitters. This budding hope blossoms into
the fruition OF certainty II the Bitters 10 per-
sisted In. II brings a reprieve TO all dyspeptics
who seek its aid. Flatulence, heartburn, sink
ing 1T the pit OF the stomach between meals,
the nervous treniors and insomnia OF which
chronic indigestion is the parent. disappear
with their hateful progenitor Most benehcent
of stomachics who wonder that In so
many instances IL awakens grateful eloquenos
In those who, benefited by It, speak voluntarily
In it's behalf IL requires n graphic pen To de-
scribe the torments of dyspepsia, but In many
of the testimonials received by the proprietors
OF the Bitters these are portrayed with vivid
truthfulness. Constipation. biliousness. mus
GUAR debility, malarial fevers and rheumatism
are relieved by IT,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-09-24
Tin dollars from aich." seq he, Twill do,

Tin dollars from aich," seq he, Twill do,
An not clint
This side o. tin'll let yez 90
Aha. Misther Ragin-a twinty, Ohio.
Coome, open yer hearts-poor Culligin' 5
dead,
An his wildly AN orphns moost be fed;
Give all that yez kin. for Jasus' sake,
At Culligins wake.
1--WE locked all tn durcs," an lac jingled
tn kays;
BE lively now there
a twinty from Burke-well. tn twinty IL
shtays.
No change kin we shpare.
Look here. Mickey D'ylc,' seq his reverence
To me.
Eyer tn lasht on tn lisht-terror n
'ounds,' scr he,
Whin ! tux up me pincil, wild bouldest of
sthroke.
An guy big check on IA bank-thats
broke
AT Culligin's wake.
God bless, yez, me b'ys, it's dacint pile,
10 il that. indade,"
sez Father O'Bray. with howly shmile,
EZ he oop an laid
a big wad % bills by the poor widdy's side
Bad cess To tn check that guy. how IL lied
Then he lept on his horse-but tn haste ran
away,
An corpse was poor Father O'Bray tn
mkt day;
But his sowl whit to God who had stint him
10 shpake
At Cullisin's wake.
RAvENNA, Ohio.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-09-24
oIdH.sds and Young Hearts.

snow, Samuel, " said his doting mother,
"you are going TO see one o the incest
girls tonight that ever came TO this
town, and | want you to make good
impression. Now, the way TO do that is
TO show appreciation. As someone says:
BE good listener Now, don't you for
getsit."
al won't, mother" answered the duti-
full Samuel.
At another house, the one To which
Samuels feet were tending, a loving
aunt was saying to her visiting niece:
"Now, If Sam comes, don't you rattle on
as If you hadn't any brain. Just you
keep quiet, and let him do the talking.
He'll like you all the better for it,"
To this day those matchmaking
women can't understand why those two
young folk despise each other.-Puck.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-09-24
IN THE LAP OF LUXURY.
A Steel Steamboat for Millionaire Wander
biIts /, hiIdren.

the millionaire, assisted by picked
crew of four. The little craft is side
wheeler. The engines eat mp two tons
of coal day and will propel the boat
about eight miles an hour. 1t is fitted
up plainly but comfortably. The after
cabin. which is sort of sitting room
for the children. has soft, red-cush-
toned seats on either side and pretty
rosewood table in the center. The
forward cabin is much the same as the
other as regards seats and windows,
bat the table here is longer than the
other one and is TO be utilized for n
dining table. The boat is painted
white, and the trimmings both on deck
and below are of hard woods, princi-
pally mahogany. The metal fittings
are of highly polished brass. Forward
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-09-24
SMILES SUPERINTENDENT
ISSUED FROM THE PENS OF
VARIOUS HUMORISTS.

Pieasant incidents Occurring the World
over-sayings that Are Cheerful tai the
Old or Young-Jokes that Everybody
win Enjoy Reading.
These are hard times, Jerry" OBJ
served the detected policeman, as he
leaned up against the fruit stand and
ms fingers mechanically closed in on
the finest specimen in the orange pile.
"Ye're right, Mr. Murphy" said the
fruit man. "It's all we kin do TO make
q Twin"
An some of u.s." pursued the man In
the uniform, "ain't maxim even that.
It's hard luck when n man that's always
done his duty an never given no cause
for complaint gets turned out of job,
'thout a minutes warnin', on account of
some favorite of the Mayors that wants
his place"
"Wot ia We mean, Mr.. Murphy
Amt you on the force now? Have you
been gettin' turned OUT"
That's what 1 have, jerry. They
gave me the bounce about an hour ago,
aud Pm loolin' around now for job
thatll@"
Then take yer dirty hands ofi'n that
bunch of bananas and drop that orange
quicker.n lightnin'!" roared the fruit
man. "or I'll have ye arrested for
stealth. You amt on the free list o:
this establishment any longer. Git j.
PtttS 61trgh Dispatch.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-09-24

We've heard Of a woman
who said she'd walk five miles
to get a bottle of DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription if she
couldn't get it without. That
woman had tried it. And it's
a medicine which makes itself
felt in toning up the system
and correcting Irregularities as
soon as its use is begun.
Go to your drug store, pay
a dollar, get a bottle and try
try a second, a third If
necessary. Before the third
ones been taken you'll know
that there's a remedy to help
you. Then you'll keep on
and a cure II come.
But if you shouldn't feel the
help, should be disappointed
In the results-youll find a
guarantee printed on the bot
tle-wrapper that'll get your
money back for you.
How many women are there.
who'd rather have the money
than health? And "Favorite
Prescription produces health.
Wonder is that there's a
woman willing to suffer when
there's a guaranteed remedy
in the nearest drug store.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-09-24
Exposed!

Captain Cuff is setting out on long
voyage.
Mrs. Cuff kissing him)-Oh, darling
it breaks my heart to part with you.
Why-oh, why-cannot you be always
with me?
Rosie from the hearth-rug)-What a
one you are, ma! You can never think
of anything fresh to say.
Mrs. Cuff-What do you mean,
child?
Rosie-Whv, them's the very words
you said TO Mr.. Jones the day before pa
came home. / was on the stairs and
heard them !-Pick-Me- Up.