Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1890-01-27
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Shorthand and Type-writing Taught
Thoroughly at the Wilmington CONNER
cial College. day and evening Students
aided to positions.
FRITz-s'Father. do help me with this
example. ] cant get the answer.
Father returning the slate, after vain
efforts)-'Well / can't get Il right,
either" Fritz-"There. now To morrow
| shall get bad mark, and all because
you can't do an example. '-Fliegende
Batter
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preparation II you have decided to buy
Hoods Sarsaparilla.
MODERN theology might score telling
point by asserting that hades is heat,
with steam. --Milw journal.
HUMANITY is ready enough to lend
hand, but il is usually empty Boston
Commonwealth.
vfsIT TO Editor-"conld you use an en-
tirely original poem on The Narcotic
Weedg Editor--'I could, Of course
but as long as matches are so cheap
don't see the use '-lippincotl's Maya
zine.
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GREAT Statesman to married daughter)
My dear, your husband will never
amount to anything if you don't spur
him on Why don't you persuade him
to go into politics. Daughter-"But,
pa, he has tried, and he can't stand it; the
whisky makes him sick. New York
Weekly.
| THE breath Of a chronic catarrh patient
| is often so offensive that he becomes an
object of disgust. After a time ulcera-
tion sets in, the spongy bones are at
tackled and frequently entirely destroyed.
A constant source of discomfort is the
dripping of the purulent secretions into
the throat, sometimes producing inveter
ate bronchitis, which in its turn has been
the exciting cause of pulmonary disease.
The brilliant results which have attended
its use for years past properly designate
Ely's Cream Balm as by far the best and
only cure.
| WHEN man is under cloud the sill
yer lining is generally on the other side
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journal.
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In Memory of DIR. X. Y. johnson