The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1890-04-05

Indeed, SO great shock,
Methinks, would quite, like dynamite,
Make whole country rock.
All, she was fair, as she stood there,
Gently to me inclined;
Her hanging head, just tlnged with red;
Her foot so well-dehned!
Her gentle breast no faults confessed
By fitful heaves and throws;
No thermal tides her slick insides
Disturbed in their repose.
A broidered line of sewage fine
Her graceful figure traced.
All, surely meier such body fair
Displayed so little waste?
To bide with her, the apex were
Of sublunary bliss!
Such joy as swelled when Eden held
The paragenesis!
Her iron hat she dotted; and that
Left her bright face revealed,
The while this word thought heard;
"Assay me and I'll yield"
Quoth l, "Dear witch, the prospects rich
"But I've been there before.
'I've ta'en my pick till was sick,
"And tested DER and DER.
IA silver glance has made me dance
'Till skips wore out my pumps.
II could do naught with all wrought
"But add it to my dumps!
This warned me I should never try
''To prove loves different sorts
"By turning lens on specimens
SAT single pints or quartz.
"Grown wiser so, fain would know
"As prudent scientist,
"What you will be in quantity.
"In short, will you persist"
With modest mien and ruby sheen,
She whispered low, "Will you:'
(Whoever tries two crystal eyes
Will know this tale is true)
eat least you can, re.began,
eff your refractory, state;
"Mispickel there looks very fair,
"But won't amalgamate.
81 think" said she, "that should be
"Not difficult to treat
"With stamps enough, and pans and stuff
''Of various kinds, and heat"
Said L: "Twere we'll if l could tell
(Which way your course will tend.
"Will it or not unto my lot
"Be faithful to the end?
"These strikes Of folks, they are no jokes
"I'd bar that trouble here;
"If here at last my lines are cast,
II want my title clear!"
She answered: "Such claims to much
"For me to grant think;
"If you don't like my present strike,
YOU'D better drift or sink!"
"One question MORE" said, "before
II act upon the rest:
"Could expect good effect
"From having you well dressed!
"Your gravity fain would see
Specifically figured;
Would you prefer Rittenger?"-
She answered, "I'll be jiggered!"
And such glance she shot askance,
felt myself unable
My passions weight to concentrate
On my hearts shaking table.
changed the theme. odd you meier
dream.
In earlier days than this
"You passed through strange
mysterious change,
Or met morphosis!
Have you ne'er climbed in clouds
sublimed
From scenes of igneous strife,
Or have you led thus far, instead,
IA sedimentary life!
"That is sweet friend, did you ascend,
''As every parvenu must,
"Or come through chinks, AZ Emmons
thinks.
"Down from the upper crust!
"Not that I care from what or where
"Your beauty came to me;
l Judge by fruit, and not by root,
Your geological tree.
''Yet there are those who still suppose
IF they can tell, Whence was it?
They're on the road that parts lode
From merely deposit"
"Eaught do know, if from below
''Or from above came,
only this fact is quite exact;
81 got here all the same!
$50 tease me not to tell you what
''To me is all unknown,
"And fear no harm, but put your arm
Around my mineral zone!'
Enough! cried; my charming bride
Your worth do divine;
Till beyond doubt you peter out,
IN proudly call you Nine"