Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
Scattering Shots.

SS@o~oAAAk cAOOos
ATTORNEY General Goodwin might get
even with the senate "by due process of
law"
SEVERAL bandaged state officials are
now studying the book entitled "Oficial
Lire Made Easy; or How to Ride a Buck
Now THAT the school bill has been
passed by the house, that body is entitled
to q rest. And yet it is. limited that this bill
will be sent back to the house for further
consideration.
REPORTS from all parts of the state indi-
cate growing excitement over the war or
der, ITO Arms" issued by General VIM. A.
Bentley and Adjutant Oliver Perry Morton
Jamison. Several regiments are now said
to be marching overland.
REPRESENTATIVE BUCHANAN must dis
card that buttonh ,le boquet or prepare for
the opposition of the gallant Haugerud on
all measures that may come before the
house hereafter. Haugerud will not be
superseded as the ladies' favorite.
The rumor that M. A. Dauphin has been
in the city in the guise of a moralist, op-
posing the lottery bill during the past two
the effect of the opposition gives Strong
grounds for the suspicion.
WE are still of the opinion that Senators
Barlow and Dodds are simply the victims of
evil associations and bad advice. They are
personally deserving of the highest es-
TEEN, but having signed their names to
That minority report, they must expect
heroic treatment.
THE amendment to the school bill
adopted in the house yesterday, providing
that scholars need not remain in the school
to the suspicion that "the small boy" who
appreciates an extra recess, has been doing
some lively lobbying.
STANDING Rock AGENCY, March 4.
MY DEAR ATToRNEY-GENERAL Coop
WIN: l have read your heap big ~"opinionn
to state senate and have come to the con-
clusion that you are related to me. Answer
and give me what information you nave on
this point. Yours with love, GALL.
THE friends OF Representatives McCor-
mick and Mccullough deny that their real
names are j. T. Beauregard and Jubal A.
that the New Orleans dignitaries have
been operating in the city in disguise. We
are confident that the popular legislators
known as Mccormick and Mccullough can
prove the falsity of the rumor.
SENATOR WORST rose to a question of
privilege to state that the stenographer
had misquOted him in his speech on the
famous minority report" by making it
appear that he styled Messrs. Barlow and
Dodds as scoundrels, etc. He explained
that he applied no such epithet to these
men, but used it in speaking of the repre-
sentatives OF the St: Paul and Minneapolis
newspapers. That's all.
WITH the encouragement laid up for
repairs and Senators Barlow and Dodds
seriously wounded; with minority reports
calling prominent statesmen dead beats''
and "shysters" and resolutions of censure
on members of the senate; with a general
wreck of forces and q chaos of interests. it
would seem that Representative Coles
peace policy is meeting with unprecedented
success. No one believed that the effects
OF Mr.. Coles suggestion would be so sud
den.
YESTERDAY being Representative Wal
toms birthday, a number of the agreeable
and entertaining statesman's friends
Joined in a pleasant recognition of the
event. Inviting the unsuspecting Walton
to dinner, they presented him with several
handsome testimonials of their esteem, and
with merriment and good cheer started
him on his 2Sd year Che informs US he is
~ with the hope that he may have several
birthdays before the final adjournment of
the legislature.