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Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

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meu uio hls tupoI lm vi trade. IuD
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that !, ine worl used ia t4c complaint
Greenhaum does not plead guilty. aud
/ uls case Wlll be trel or ota,rw d.s-
posed OI Oh the - day of May next
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now nave % mani cemnanN urtn .nI.
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oWn faut Jmm.e 0r-t nan aWav
Derslsteutv from Tie ward SCHOOL
/ Tben he was sent % ne traanf school.
/ lie also evaded tne re.pors.b. lil.es of
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hard 10 dcal wth Jimmie De Mover as
/ has tie truant officer. Tlf bot could
never be found WHOM wanted Yoeter-
dav the land slide occurred and tlc
DoIice court Will hear no more Of little
! Jimmie De Mover. He rocs - lansing
u remain until he isl- wears Old
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Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Don't fail to see the finest line of dra-
peries III the city at the opening today.
JOHN Ten HoPE,
l34 Monroe-st.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
Ladies Take Notice

Mrs Z. :. Reynolds has removed 10
No. 10 Canal-st., and IS now prepared
10 see all her old customers, at the new
store with a full line of spring milll-
merry. Don't forget the place, No. 10
Canal, opposite Sweets Hotel.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Cures all kinds of sore eyes, such as
granular lids, wild hairs, scrofula in
ewes, failing sight or catarscts. For
sale at Peck's drug store, 50 cents per
bottle.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

New wall paper received daily and at
lowest prices. Call and see.
T. III. SEYMoRK,
rs MOnroe-st.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
TRADE STILL ON THE INCREASE
And we are more than
ever convinced that we can
save you money on your
GROCERIES.

Best Roller Process Flour, per 100...s2 90
p lbs pure Buckwheat FlOur."-.... 80
II los best B0lted Corn Meal ........ 90
Rolled Oat Meal, lbs................ %
Granulated Sugar, &c per 10, 10 lbs l 00
Extra Sugar, &c per 10, II lbs...... ] 90
Pure Maple Sugar, per lb.............. 10l
Water White OIL, per gal 1Oc, gals 45
6 bars German Family SOap.......... %
! can Tomatoes 10C, cans for. %
l can Corn Ice, cans fOr......-..... %
III very best Japan Tea............... 30
Flaked HOminy, los fOr.....-...... 25
1-3 10 can best California Peaches, 25
/ can best Baltimore Peaches....... Is
! pint best Worcestershire Sauce. %
quart Crescent Olives...............- 40
! quart Queen Oives.........~........ 40
l quart Olive Oil.........-................ 80
3-ib can Cal, Peaches.................. %
BIB can cOts........................ 20
can fancy Sweet Peas.........-..... 20
3 fbs Canned Pumpkin ............... 10
Snlder's Catsup, per bOttle-......... %
No old Goods to work of. The stock
Is entirely new ana in fine shape. The
assortment Is varied and complete.
Goods delivered to any part Of the city.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Don't forget that you can buy wall
paper at F. II. SeymOre's, l4j
Monroe-st., cheaper than elsewhere.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Call at Seyrnore's, i45 Monroe-st., and
see his new mouldings for picture
frames
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
Lily White flour.

Buy your frames to order at Sey-
more's, AS Monroe-st.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
Lily White FLOUR

Is made from the choicest wheat, care
fully selected.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Michigan Bounties. See Mr.. Gibson's
advertisement in another column.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
Lily White Flour

Makes finest pastry, bread or biscuit.
The best Is cheapest and most salts
factory.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Made by Valley City Milling Co., Grand
Rapids, is a family fayorite. Try it.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
DE-. YYiIbur's Eye Water

Save money by buying your wall
paper at tSeymore's las Monroe-st.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Office of The MILLINERY PARLoRs,
- Canal-st.,
GRAND RAPIDS. Mich.
I hereby inform the public that Miss
Clara BrOglie Is and has been my head
trimmer TOR some time, and any hats
or bonnetts entrusted to my care will
received the utmost attention on her
part, as she is one of the finest millTn-
cry trimmers IN the West.
Respectfully yours,
G. A. BERwIS.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
Opening DaY.

Ladies should not fail 10 see the fine
line of draperies and millinery displayed
by John Ten Hope, l34 Monroe-st.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29
PiIe., PiIes,,riies,.

John Ter Hope has the finest line n
lrsreres l1 tHa city. Don't fail - at
tna t1e opening today a. l34 Mon
TCe--f
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-29

Every sack Of LILY WHITE FLOUR
has q picture Of our mill. None genuine
without %.
VALLEY City MuIrNs Co.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-04-03

One Of the new ideas about the milk sup.
ply Is the canning II sterilIzsd milk. The
milk is first brought TO the boiling point,
to disiioy all the bacteria aud other mic
robes, tten put into cans aud sealed while
al the boiling temperature OF courss u
must be nicely done. aud the cans made
perfectly air-iighi. ~ is the case sith COO
densed milk. correspondent Of the
Nep Tork Tribune says that be pnt up
milk 10 this way for family use. While milk
was pleniy. that be might base supply
on hand Wien milk was scarce lie was
using out ot cans 'pnt up some weeks
ago. snd the ladies said il WAS 'lnss love
IT," while the correspondent ssys I. is 20
uics that be wonders IL Was DOT long since
brought into general use. IS II was much
more desirable than condensed milk, hay
ma a more natural favor For infanis IL
. much better. more ifesh-llke. ihso con
Iensed milk and must cefiainlr be prefer
able 10 The vsiered aud doctofed siui gen
erslly peddled 10 cities.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-04-03
Agriculture.


A ihoroagh investigation 81 The causes
Of agricultural depression has been made
/ by the Amer,cAu Akrieannusi, and from
available statistics add the opiaiops oi
compeisut writer's. il SUMS % the follow
log three fessous As tiiardius, 10 lis opin
ion. the real eIplAaAlina oi the stusiion;
f,nt-~oserprodaeii7n, esUsed by
Second The gorefnmeai'. irce laua
p ,licy, sad
Third lite immigfatias system
The tsria has ~ impDrAnt bisr.
ing 90 ibe issue. bat still mere potent
lnau,ncs is domestic taxation. aud TIE
combinations ~ buYets aui tfausp1rers
thar largely gtvrra the mosemea, aud
ADD puoas oi proiaca Al nnhiised scru
tiay Of the last decade tevesl. The extent
% which these nhuaaces have combined
10 eunningy divert attention from them
selves by directing the public mind toward
the tsrii lhe farmers at last seem 10
grasp The situation White, like the
workers 10 other industries, farmers hold
widely divergent pluions as 20 the duty
on Imports, they are nov upiiying their
effort upon reforms relative to land. Il
nance Onolnding tasation), aud Transport
tatiou--the three great problems which in
lieir nu tudinous details affect SO vitality
the produSrs and therefore the welfare OF
the entire Uaited States lastead OF open
ing new lands to settlement, which would
add abnormally To the over production, the
time has come TO call halt. The pro
posed scheme for retaining the arid re
giou may be a wise provision for the dis
tant future, but no abnormal stimulsnt
should be applied to the actual deselope
meut OF really usv lands until the census
Of 1909 shows that Agriculture has fully
adjusted itself 10 the conditions imposed
upon it by the mushroom progress OF the
past quarter Of a century.
Let population catch up with produc
ton. Let the comparative small area OF
public land still unsettled be held in re
serve. LIT the nov unworkei but cult.
vatable areas IN the various states be reset.
tied. For the next decade this will afford
an abundance Of cheap lands to our IN
crease aud such mmigrat ion as it is wise
to foster Let the farmer, meanwhile, see
to it that lie bears only bis just proportion
of the public burdens Let him secure
the home and foreign market for his own
productions 10 such manner that the sup
ply anl the quality shall govern prices
rather than the dictates Of any combina
ton, Such a policy, wisely administered,
should make agriculture not only the most
hon orabe, bat IN n modest way, the most
surely remuneratiye OF all occupations.
To effect tins change demands not only
better sales at greater profits bat the
earnest fultiIlment by the farmer OF those
political duties that arc demanded of the
citizen by every instinct OF patriotism,
The sound integrity, sturdy common
sense and the clear aud sober judgment
OF an intelligent yeomanry were never
more needed 10 pubic affairs.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-04-03

John J. Ingalls,, one of the Kansas Sena'
tors, is an exceedingly brilliant man, aud
has an extraordinary control of language
He 1eaer touches subject unless he
beauties IT, He says the following about
grass;
mex in im portenc- to the divine pro
fusion OF water light ani air, those three
physical facts which render existence pos
sible, may be reckonei the universal bo
nehcence of grass Lying 10 the sunshine
among builercups and daudeliaus VI May,
scarcely higher IN intelligence than nil
earliest recoll ,ctions are OF grass, and
when the fLful fever is ended aud the fool
ISL wran1le OF the market aud the forum
is clio ,ed, grass heals over the scar which
our descent into the bosom of the earth
made, aud the carpet OF the infant becomes
the blanket of the dead.
Grass is the forgiveness OF nature-ber
constant benedictlon. Fields trampled
with battle, saturated with blood, torn
with the ruts Of cannon, grow green again
with grass, and carnage Is forgotten.
Streets abandoned by iiSflc become grass
grown, ike rural lanes, nnd are obliterated.
Flowers decay, bafvests perish, howers
vanish, but grass Is immortal, beleagured
4 mi, IKa
into the impreguable forests Of il subter
ranesn vitality aud emerges upon the sol
citatlou OF spring. Sown by the winds,
by wandering birds, propagated by the
subtle horticulture Of the elements which
are its ministers aud servants, it softens
the rude outlines Of the world, II evades
the solitudes Ct deserts, climbs the ihac
oessible slopes and pinnacles Of noun
tains, modifies the history, character and
ies'iny OF n,tious. Unobtfustiye and
patient, IL has immortal vigor and aRgres
500. B.nisbel from the iboroughfare and
feld, i, bides Its time TO return, aud when
visilancies relaxed. or dynasty has per-
ished, 1t silently resumes the throne from
which il lad been expelled, but which "
never abdicaies Il bears no blsz inry Of
bloom to Charm the senses with fragrance
or spIendor. bnt it's homely hue is more
enchanting than the lily or the rose. II
yields no fruit 10 earth or air, yet should
It's hsrvests fail Tor a single year famine
would depopuaie the world.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-04-03
TARIFF LITERATURE ron All.


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n rCssnAaima : 5tsi5i gaf5ailr NgrfaA % latEf
afsuMrntal a1fien nTp lqF8aaps7a with Nifw
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hisrtfS. mctsihnts - tHuteNlansi urH
10 sssga VI lie sf'rigA gas4a W These t8ls
fREtsa in seIisf1ie ta0psffatS, ani ifsa,s q ifss
GhF0tatir iHete ounlp sfascps - VASES. clsi
u lsfua, ard other erg'iitiouis higHkas sho
Ans Singh one atli le sent 90 res, y ~ 2
ceaIs iH stAnita except NaRfH itsiax AMI
term. which WIN d ~rat Tor : ugnfs
fhe whole iist Nlll y SIT 81 y yeats g
Hny tavise Ger ~ cHais ur any ave i0f ~
ocatS postage Paid oIsirs ~ number
i-"wssss, ti,ias ans rans- nAHAfF
a-~fas k8yssiass. Y : isssts,.,is, farth -
sac tAisa sa1 Industries - tds Naltei
siatae fiiHi iatae Assag, assi tnA~
s--H oiss frsais,ian laAisieasasle Is t6g,
~ q lev ffiocs " " Maunfartiusl
fhe tQilsd hiat's, ppa Aasqasie liams
iio4pcisqa II us.se tssilantstifiss iwpat
eihe without l4otegtiss Aaits," isfsi
t48HH faeAs lsh8 z h 4apu5.. m q
s--vhsf sre Ksu Aaletssif s. paii fres itaW
s5 $780,. 2, A,9'; N, ,, \, tAs , i
tlfst irisr Essay iSss hasm lam..t g
t~ebaiiecifs 81 Fss itaan y hns4M,. 50
ness Mat 0ta nEATHil ,.t.t,...s... -
s-"Tha I'rUirtiyu farm ily Advantages a.
2
-rhe Wood luiefest" 9gage Wa. tAWnENof "a
-" fFota4laA a. Frpe Trade IA Historical
i,tfiuw. y q HAhrfsAN. ,.,.......t.. 80
l8-"flr farnleF aad The ARIA Col rf'eRAs
u~tiat'ssti i'a a. a lii,abie noagy dloase g.
hFNFMAtAss.sst tstfrta 500 ssssstsssttsss. ts 10
L. hfllY 20 The rfidrAfa ffpp-lfh1d Ase
ssae = X. y. ipIITH.a- ttt,.........4.y.
ta-s" - UfklnFiatu aGd tae lafiN ....,.rss.. 8
H. he Vital Nncstipn shall American inaus.
fiies be Abandoned sna Aa,ritnAa Mar
tet surrendered p .,..tts,s,.,.,s. ...+s,.,
is-~Hauit IL Nerfuan. with Addition. .t5,t,.t q.
lG--" be irpsfrss 81 one hundred bcaIa."
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IT," pfoteg,ion for American shipping. "......
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iN.-H n hy IrlshIuen shout g iiutoCtionlHis,H
Co.," ruieeiiaA," =. II, AEEipoNs...,,.,. 4
Str v han u D farih q" Answers 90 Working
mans Question t.t.s .st.s..,sss.sss..4. 4
ee-"1i,c Anieican v DOL Industry" T. II AN
So 49, snd Cast II living ~ ] Il. WINS.
9i~"sdufhcru Farming indust ries H.,.,,.....,. 4
Ia short Tax 10 Mpfktngmra" a...,.st.,. =
BE- ftotNtloh and the Farmer" senator s NJ
ANl40Aat...tss ts.sss.ts.ss.+.sst,t.sssst,.s II
fia AntnicAs EcoEnsIsr week. devoted 10 the
die zao0 81 ell phases Of the IArih question a.
eycae fuianie copies free. Address American Pro
.es4te TARA l1agae. ~ w, sd ST., New York
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-04-03

| The undersigned has in stock 6rst-cass line
OF cooking stoves, ranges aud heating stoves,
amnnp which are To fouud
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-04-03

J'OR SALE. viii sell my house and lot a
| Manchester Leasrp, Hanse u nearly nsN
handsomely finished, main part 80 20 ell 10 y
all two stories, IA rooms good cellar, good els
tern snd e.eelle0t water 10 sbunda nee at al
times, aud the premises occupy the pleasantesi
locality 10 the village. | also wish TO sell two
good feelings and ont buildings with ~ aeros
of land in Barnumville at a bargain lor the
purchaser. ..
j. + McNAUGHT0N.
Barnumyille, May 22nd, 1889 23m
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22
nis EarIy Education.

\ St Paul merchant gives the fol
lowing to a PioneerPress reporter as
reason why he cut a piece Of goods
ia two and sold one portion at a high
and the other at low price; Twenty
dive years age | was sub-clerk IN a
general store in Kalamazoo, Mich.
The head salesman sent me down
stairs into the grocery department to
do up pound Of tea for prominent
social leader. In forty-ive minutes il
came back from the house with an or
der To change IL. What does that head
salesman do but shake the tea out Of
tho brown paper do il up in silk tea
paper. tie it with a colored cord aud
send it back to the lady Ii staid
this time, and she after. ard told me
tiat that was the kind of tea she al
ways wanted to Gil her orders. That,
my boy, was a part of my early edu-
alton
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22
A Cow I'm New York.

a COW has become a stock sensation
in one part of town. Every night at
10 o'clock a real one, alone and con
tentedly chewing her cud, is driven
into Fourth avenue from East Twelfth
street Sine ambles along up the ave
nue. in homely country fashion Most
of the boys and girls of the neighbor
hood wait up for the event. They take
solid comfort and bubble over with
childish antics IN watching every
move of the COW, and she returns the
attention By mild looks from her big
and peaceful eyes and switching OF
her tall. Just as in fly time
shes goin' to do her act. said a
Fourth avenue car driver, nodding
toward the COW few evenings since.
He meant that the COW was an at
traction in a ncighboring theatre la
the play there Is a country scene, and
the COW 80 strange to New Workers,
50 commonplace to most other per
sOns-is making an unbounded hit. 81
Z G r. in Chatter.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

Nobody, - said man whose long
residence in New York entities him 10
the distinction Of being deep and old
observer, is 50 utterly indifferent t.
public opinion as a fashionable wo
man. Size really docs not care a rap
one way or the other what the world
thinks OF her as long as She has a
chance TO exercise her pet hobbies. ]
suppose three Of the most tscmcr dous
crusades that have ever been made
against womankind were. IN the first
place. tine movement against wearing
corsets; then the agitation about the
cruelty Of women using the dead bod
les Of beautiful song birds as orua
nents for their hats, and. thirdly. the
cruelty and injustice OF big hats IN
theatres. Yet today the women go
gloriously forth laced to the limit.
with their bats covered with the
corpses Of beautiful birds. and wearing
hats that would shame the mainsail OF
down east schooner Man j., of no
account whatever when be throws
himself against a wOman's notion Of
fashion. New York Sun
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

The balloons. always troublesome to
the crops, have of late developed a
new propensity Mr.. H. A. Dryden,
author OF "kloof and karroo" dong
man 81 says Some years back some
one haboou having come across the dead
body of mich goat, discovered and
extracted the mich bag, and, like Eve
saw that it was good. His discovery
must have been quickly impaired to
his fellows, for the karroo farmers be
gan To lind their mich goats ripped up
by these brutes solely for the sweet
and luscious milk. Tie balloons, too.
becoming accustomed to butcheriug
presently turned their attention to the
flesh. and will now destroy kids and
lf they can manage ii, goats-for their
flesh alone. As the author remarks,
this modern development of a carniv
orous habit coincident with the in
crease Of flocks Is analogous TO that OBJ
served in the sheep killing parrot of
New Zealand. Public Opinion.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22
CHURCH SERVICES

First Baptist thurrh- services at 3 y. m.
sharp. iu Presbyterian church 10y Rev. n
e. Collins. Every body invited. especially
AN Bapti-t-.
Methodist Episcopal Church Mill and SIX
toVnth streets. g.. &. Boswell, pastor. sun
day service % %. Ia. church services at II
20. m. and p. m-
Presbyterian church Thirteenth aud Col.
umhia, ". \. Mackay pastor sunday SER
vice az 40 %. ~. church services al u a. m
and p. M.
tuurrcrational-Rey J. &. Wright. pastor
Services at the Tabernacle. corner Thir-
tccnth and Gambler streets, at II a. m. and
VI. u.
First CONGREGATIONAL thurch-Scrvices: sun
day -huol 40 90 am; preaching at II am
Christian cudrayur meeting at : pm.
preaching at pm. All are cordially in
Nitcd To each meeting Pastor. Rev. j. G
Wright Prayer meeting Wednesday even.
ing al nm
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

ana demanded her property, On re-
ceiving a negative answer TO her re
quest the plucky junior grabbed hold
Of the cushion and pulled il from un-
der the senior In an instant there
was a regular tug of war. The mem
bers of each class came to the assist
ance of their comrades Each division
held on to the cushion, pulling and
wrestling, and finally both came to
blows
The widest excitement prevailed,
when the professor, accompanied by
some gentlemen, entered the lecture
room The professor shouted for or
der, but without avail. He then took
hand in tine fight and captured the
cushion, which he bore off in triumph
TO his desk.
When quiet had been completely re
stored the owner of the cushion quiet
ly stepped down to the desk of the pro
fessor and returned to her place with
the prize which she, not figuratively,
but literally, sat upon. Philadelphia
Times
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-07-22

The advice which Daniel Webster
gave to neighbor of his, in the fol.
lowing anecdote, might be followed
with advantage by many people. In
deed. the reader will be likely to think
that il might have been followed to
very good advantage by Mr.. Webster
himself.
On one occasion a man presented to
Mr.. Webster a bill for payment.
"Why. Mr. N, said the states
man. 1T seems to me that i have paid
that bill.
Mr. N protested that it had moi
been paid, and Mr.. Webster told him
to call in a few days and he would at
tend TO the matter. After the man
had gone Mr. Webster asked his clerk
to look over "A quantity of bills and SEE
If he could find a receipt Tor the
amount To his surprise two receipts
were found, indicating that the bil
had been paid twice.
In due time Mr.. N called, just al
the dinner hour as it CHANGED, ant
Mr.. Webster invited him in to dine
After the meal was over they proceed
ed to the business in hand.
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Webster inquired.
No, was the reply.
II Thought 50" said Mr.. Webster
"Now, / advise you TO keep books. II
you had kept books you would have
/ known that / had this receipted bill,
showing him one.
Mr.. ~ WIS greatly surprised anC
mortified and apologized as best he
could for his mistake.
Yes, it is always a good plan 10
keep books continued Mr. Webster,
showing him a second receipt
Then, knowing Nv. N TO be an
honest man, and not wishing TO an.
noy him, he suggested that perhaps
receipted bills had been presented, but
really left unpaid. and insisted that
Mr.. N should take the money
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