The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-10-02
MISCELLANY.


$1,000 Reward II offered
for better washing compound than, Savena Bvery
body likes sAvena that tries It, Just try one pack
aye Yourself \ useful prescnttneverypaekags'
A Lively Girl-Annie Nation.
A Muscular Girl-Callie Sthenics.
The itching of the scalp, falling out Of the
hair, resulting in badness, is often caused 1y
dandruf. which may be cured by using HAIRS
Hair Remover.
"Why do you put poultce on your husband s
stomach for pain in his heart Because a
husbands heart is approached through his
stomach"
Queen Victoria has remarkably hne head OF
hair, for lady OF her age but her son, the
Prince Of Wales, is quite bald. Had he used
Ayers Hair Vigor earlier in life, his head might,
today, have been as well covered, as that of his
royal mother 1t is not too late yet.
Look here Who told you to strike D." ask
ed the walking delegate of the lighting. "No-
body; l struck because felt like it," replied
the lightning in flash.
Neuralgia is obstinate. Johnsons Anodyne Lin.
ment has cured many severe cases.
Probably your grandmother when a child, knew
and used Johnsons Anodyne Liniment.
"What is the duty of the Houri'' asks an
esteemed contemporary in large type. Until
the Conference Committee reports and the bill
finally passes no one can tell.
why suffer from sore musclsst Johnson's An
odyne Linimcnt makes them very pliable.
Eighty years Johnsons Anodyne Liniment has
led. No better endorsement wanted by us.
Rev. DR.. Highfyer 81 delivered that ser
mon off hand. l hadn't given it a moment g
thought. How did you like !" Frank Hear
er. II can't say. You see, didn't give it u
moments thought, either.
Many young children become positively re-
pulsve with sore eyes, sore ears, and scald head
such affections may be speedily removed by the
use Of Ayers Sarsaparilla. Young and old
alike experience the wonderful benefits of this
medicine.
al often prescribe Johnson's Anodyne Lirimen
for Erysipelas," said ply sician to us.
"Uniyersal household remedy" is the common
peoples name for Johnson Anodyne Lioiment. =.
Mr.. Dan McGinty won't you have som,
beer, my dear l got sick Of water at the bot
tom of the sea-" Little Annie Rooney mo
Dan; l am weary of the beer gardens. Iv'
been in them all the time for months past
FOR some time past have been rheumatic.
recently tried salvation Oil which gave almos
instant reief. / sincerely recommend 1T as it ha
entirely cured me. AN GORDON, Baltimore, Md
81 remember Johnson's Anodyne Lininent.
said an old man, "when l was boy. Same now :.
There is double significance in saying Of
dead shoemaker that he has gone to his las
home.
To avoid a cold and lameness from wetting, ru
the chest with Johnson's Anodyne Liniment.
,'There are millions in it" said a druggist whe
asked about Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup. Price as cts
She-"Isn't this beastly weather-He-"Yes
| It's raining cats and dogs.
All medical authorities agree that catarrh is n
| more or less than Inflammation OF the linin
membrane OF the nasal air passages. Nasal catarr
and all catarrhal affections of the head are not di.
eases OF the blood and it is serious mistake to tres
them such. No conscientious physician ever al
| tempts to do so. 1t 10 held by eminent medics
men that sooner later specihc will be found 10
every disease from which humanity suffers. Tn
facts justify in assuming that for catarrh at leas
positive cure already exists in Ely's Cream Balm
A peasant is shown into the surgery. TIL
doctor examines his tongue and winds up in hi
examination by saying; "Have you good az
petite, my man p "0hi ay sir; do you happe
to have anything handy =
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duct the sale Of one Of the very best, most mel
torious, aud taste st selling inventions ever O
fered to the American people. To the rigf
person we will ray liberal saray or allow
large commission. For full particulars addres
VOLTAIC BELT CO.,
No. 2lS, Marshall, Mich.