New-York tribune., 1890-03-28
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

Tammany Is like the boy who bad climbed han
way up steep prccpice. 1t cant hold on ane
IT dassent let go.'
TIE MEN WHO DO NOT LIFT.
The world is sympathetic The statement none can
When AS in trouble don't think that shouN
OF course we haven't time ourselves to care for any
rt vet % VIC hope that other folks will that it Is
We want the grief and rcnury earth to be relieved
Wc'd have the battles grandIy fought, the victories
We DO not care to the lead and stand the brush
and blunt, -, ,s,, an a..
At lifting we're fallnrc, but we're splendid on tne
.runt.
And there are Others find, as on our way we
Who Want to do their lifting on the small end Of tho
They DO lot of blowing and they strive to make
IL known =,
That we're there no one else to help. they'd lift it all
alone. u.
Who'd move mountain OF It's base and move IT back
But as class to state it plain in language true and
They're never worth cent to lift for all they do Is
Qrunt -,Chicaso Herald.
Tho other day a Minnesota clergyman travelled
thirty miles. made six calls. visited two schools
gave an afternoon lecture and shot seven jack rabbits
all between sunrise and sunset and he said II wasn't
good day for pastoral work either.
All Men Are Equal.->outhern Reporter-rve got
a good story. Ten nlgcers killed in barroom ngh~
But Bill Jnls~. the saoonkceper. got his finger
cut by being Int with beer glass IN the same nSt
That So Why didn't You tell me- Make 1t
three columns i~-(Lawrence American
Cigarette smoker, in Maryland in a state Of mind
over the law, which requires sellers Of tobacco in
this form to pay an extra license OF $50 and to make
affidavit that the cigarettes which they sell contain no
injurious drugs. 1t is evident that the law will havc
a dscouraging effect upon the sale Of cigarettes.
| The smokers Of them should be more thankful for
this than anybody else.
Barnun returned from England with $4,000 ret
profit. and il thought Buffalo ll VIII b:lns nome
norg morn Una" The ' baance Of trade Viii be esen when
| Patti returns to Walcs-if not more so.-'N"rn'D"h
Herald.
Tammany statesmen like TO have pail but
they draw the line at pull in the direction OF >ln.
sing
By the way Jane tell the crocer's boy % SEND up
| a half a dozen smoked herring for lunch.
Very well. mum. An can have the herrin bono
| 10 stitch for trmmn' to me new gown !'-(Hdrtioid
Post
| \ Chinese mandarin can order a mans head to be
| cut of at any moment. But within three months he
must forward to the Emperor an affidavit from two
person, declaring that the execution was in the in
terest Of religion and morals. lie has no diihcnly
in getting such asavit-, he can cut of the heads
Of any who refuse TO make them Chinese mandarin
couldn't have a much softer snap If he was Tam
| many leader
The Power OF Love.-lIe-And you won't marry NE J
She-I don't think can.
lie-Wlat objection have you 10 me
she-Wcl err | don't like the color OF your mus
tache.
| te-Stella I would dye for you. a.
She 0mistakinc his meaningl-YOu would really die
for me
He-Ycs. my mustache.- Boston Courier
@rammany on It's knees but not to pray is tho
headline in an ouof town paper. Nevertheless II Is
a fact that Tammany preys without ceasing.
Baseball and Music.->he after a solo the piano.
Now YOU play Mr. GOodun. or are you OUT on
practice 40, -, -.
week although shan't get down 10 steady Wors
for some time yet-ilawrcnce American