The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-01-09
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.
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widow.
= It is curious thing that an apple
ruined the first pair.
- The only thing that beats g coed
wife is bad husband. I.ssSs: 81;
= The shortest way to do many things
is to do only one thing at once.
! 81 Within the last twenty years Kansas
courts have granted 7,191 divorces. s
= When money is tight It e anietss|
That is more than can be said ofsa mani.
= 1t takes more than well:starched
shirt front to make polished gent tleman.
= The United States bought over two
million dollars worth of eggs from Canada
last year. - S.
- Some one says that it is better be-
small and shine, than to be great st$
shadow. "a m
- The youth WI ycnngsS
lady's beautiful eyes made her two offers:
and vas astonished at her noes I;
= There is young giantess feet 81
inches high, said absolutely TO be eonIyI2
years old, on exhibition in london: She
is Don Cossack.
- The fast mail service between New
York and San Francisco has been reducS
ed to four days, twenty-five hours and
forty.fve minutes. si2s :sl 81
- German chemists have discovered inI
the cocoanut fatty substitute for buItef1s
and this new product has begun nstosba rs
manufactured on large scale. ssss s @ @
- Cottonwood Falls, Kansas, iiss ont
debt, has money in the treasury; and
levy no tax the ensuing year for mun
pal purposes. It has awomsn.c city CD
Gil.
- Miss Ella Green is a!commeJtcisL
traveller for ST. Louis paint house, She
receives q large salary, and has SssYed
enough money to buy hotel ia Top pekaSl
Kan.
= The man who keeps, his "a ,nth
closed seldom gets into trouble witt Ebisf
neighbors, and, what is quite as. im por-E
tant, increases his chances Of sIeac| |s,ing
old age. IS @
- The extreme length Of the city
Chicago is twenty.four miles, its extreme
width is ten miles, its area is one hundres|
and seventy.four square miles, and lis es-N
timated population is /, 100, 600. s;s
~ is expected that by another year:
fresh figs, raised in Florida and Georgia
will be put on the Northern market ms
considerable quantities. Several largel
fix groves have lately been planted
During 1889 slightly over one5snr3
dred million dollars worth Of go
been dug from earth on the fon1 81
nents. The largest quantity CAM 3
Australia, California and South
"A young lady named Drake
that she has refused eleven ofsraa aray
riage in one year. Whata pitKherA #
is not the opposite gender Of The one
bears. We could then refer 10 her #
"Decoy Duck"
When dog gets after asrabbl
makes the hare fly. Sometimes, VIZ
woman gets after her derelict hush y Y
she, too, makes the hair Ay. And
mother finds her only son at th|
she too makes the heir fly. s:s99aalssgg
= A woman writer says: 8 Many Of
my sex have yet to learn the intrinsic
value of a smile." They should ask their:
husbands. The price of q nsmile, we've
been informed, varies from I've to thirtz,
cents, bus its intrinsic value is much aess.s
- The latest evidence Of the; ;enlarge-s
ment of woman's sphere cpmegs finn:
Connecticut; where young " oman has
recently obtained 8 license as a Dispensing
druggist after passing the best examiiia iass
ton ever passed before the present ex.s
amining board.
= A wicked Frenchman says that'
women have such an innate vanity sofsI
dress that if you were to tell one that she
was to be hanged in the presence of
twenty thousand persons, she would Nats
once exclaim, "Great heavensl I've got
nothing to wear" ssSl
- When the bark from which quinines
is made Was gathered from wild StreesI irllss
Central k.merics, the price of the drag;
was So en- ounce. Now thai the trees arc
planted and cultivated, the supply fbarl:s
has increased, and the price Of Squinine,s
has fallen to fifty cents an ounce. ss5
- The Belgian King wants $4,000:
American negroes to emigrate 10 AHca;
and civilize the Congo States. In about
six months after their arrival there d Wpuldl
be more deviltry in Congo than Hnros;
pean army could wipe out in FIVE yeafs s.
Detroit Free Press. sss.
= The first attempt at cultiyatings
| American cotton in Central Asia failed.
From Russian work it appears, how:
ever, that since 1884 success have been:
achieved in Russian Turkestan, Wheresnoj
less than $500 acres we're devotedito
this crop in 1887, and three times as
m uch in 1883. KS ssSs sSs
"A minister Of the Gospel, ason efsas
prominent minister of Lexington, is
attempting the extraordinary task Of com.
mitting the entire New Testament To-
memory. He has been working on it for
years, and as he has a wonderfully raten.;
tive brain, the work is in a fair way toSan