The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-11-06
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TIE cal hss rips lives. and spscd
N w Ill IL vocal cSliSfe.
Tie tforels With ths nilhnsr 10 tbs
b. 10 ~, .iiiiss 70 lei vel sDossh sioss
--Tssss 10 aching shouts vcnss NE
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lie Ct@fors nsrr,Assl Il eosld die ioi
yes. lie isiisf nsfrisss) -Yos VII b
Tie death 81 ne
--"iiov did yss oous 70 hsos thsi yea
vus 10 lew With me. dessisr II fell
tLsi sac AZ svini feol."
"A ooss,ry pspss sssosssss tAss egg
are psetisx up. Thu shows rsuasksbls
preoci0asa~s on The part Of The sgsa
--ose 10 bcsuiiial DO, poor. The other
10 cross eysd bat rich. Ill marry ths
sfo~-syai cIs. 10 stov that On cell
sscnsciss
Ill sst agreeable 10 Lssd one Of your
Jokes 70 The fornss Of The oouposins
reoom. and have him Ash. Hos many
timss 10 this 70 20 iSy
"A, vbst sGs we're you married." shs
sstsd is9aisitivsly. Bat tbs other lady
vas eaasi 70 the sussseoey. and quietly
responded. "At the parsonage"
Believe DO you supposs our ascs
toU usrs such invsssssss gosstps - vs
se' Fellows = Yss; II DAssis's thsosy y
correct. they vsss ~ tale bssrsn
County Bssident 10 peddIssl --0ss
away out Of here, nov. or II yoa doa.t III
whistle Tor my dog. Psddlss-All right
cir. bat first Won't Jon lot ne sell 700 .
good vLis.lsi
Farmer Get down out Of that Via,
you dom up thssei Youthful Piuadsess
oh. only clinsd up 10 get ont OF The
vsy Of the spplss that we're iallin' down
90 my bead.
-She-Ws have bssn discussing The
color Of Miss Bsntisy's EYES. Mr.. Disby.
Don't you think they are like the Msdissr.
rsnssnf Hs-wsll. they do look rather
wstssy. must cay.
Dude Remember I'm weary psrties
lar about ny trousers. you know want
them 10 nt neatly over the call. dopchssnoi
Tailor with malicious inisn.) III they
don't hi .hs calf You needn't take them.
Mrs. Benson lsAooksd) Il saw that
young law student, Carevsy. 10 day and
am sfisid hs was Interested. He sctsd
soqocefly. Mr.. Benson (oarlsssly) oh.
be has evidently been admitted 10 the bar.
--WAtohmsker-Ths Ars. time cleaned
your watch !. Vas in gold case, the next
time 10 gold filled case. scd nov i,'s 10 .
silver cass II. A. r. D. Upps- Yss. sir;
circumstances alter cssss. you ksov.
wife -innocsntly--Is The bsss ball
season over' Husband -pstulantly- OF
coursa Look d the weather. Any fool .
oush, 10 know that wiis-swsetly !
That's why ! asked you my dear.
Mics Kittenish-I wish 10 select . 9
neckiis Mr. Smilsx For your husband :
Miss hit.sDish-No; for the gentleman ! y
an engaged TO. Mr.. Smilsx Well, IliI
guess you'd better let him come and pick o
Il on. himself. You nigh. break of The o
match.
odd Lady I'D like 10 buy some plas.
tiers young fellow. Drug Clssk-Yss, d
ms'sm; porousf Old LAdy-Do you .,
s'pose want TO cstoh my death o. eoldi :
Lsis see yer winter styles. u
Il called 10 zee your father this after A
noon. remarked Charlie - hs took Q seat =
10 the parlor. Heater Auttsrsd v,sibly. /
Recovering herself with sn apparent effort i
ssid. simply; Did your Yes. replied :.
Charlie. He has BEEN owing our Arm . e
little bill Tor some time. 8:
-Everything provided for. -Gusss: p,
I'm slsd theresa rope here 10 csss Of Ore;
but What is the idea Of putting . Bible 10 :
The room In such prominent, position 7 4
Bell boy; Dat an intended for ne. Ssh. ]
10 csss the nrs an TOO iaF advanced fob 00
you 10 make yob ssosps. ssh. Nv
Il think, said the editor in . worried ri
lone. the. I will drop Journalism end
lake to astronomy. whyi Well. sssron =
omss slvsvs sssm 70 have more space
lhsu they know what 70 do With. y
-Psrasnpher--Just look over The. col. =
hmm Of stuG The paper u making . sps
sialty Of email reading advertisements 10 9.
'srspsrsed With my jokes Friend -Ah. pss
20. Which are The advertisements and -
which arc The Iokssi 10
DE Kiqus rsmsrks. spropos Of livery
arss. that be can't 80 the justice Of hsv
ns to buy mans horse sud vehicle. and
hen give II back 10 him - soon = you =
have used II little while. "
Cholly Nobrains Smoking ~. u gst =
Ing deuoedly expensive ~, Mis- PERT =
'iucs the Mckinley tsviff bill ~, ~
'shssed. donehsrknowl Mis- Pert Bat
bal voas inserisrs With Jon you snoiS
isaretieA sisosstbss ron knosi Il
-Nn Mushroom Ii e queer hing,
|cphisA I've bsss al day searching ~
toess Tor % ssestehsos, and I douv d
hink there's one 10 town. I heard Ma 1
tsrtup cay that The Montaeuss bcastsd
boat their unvs'nishsd ssoutAsoa. ssd I
int going 10 lss lhs nsishboss sss shssd
I me In have an sscutchson il I have
. ssnd to Yurrup for Il. and what's more,
II hsve vanished ons VOC.
-Mecortls- Did tell you about . nsh
vallovins . snake that I ssv vhils away
. nv yscstiopf Neon al L. No. buA r.,