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Franklin

The trial OF the Western Reversible
Champion and Austin road machine, here
recently. WAS Witnessed by people from
surrounding towns a. we'll a. nv our own
tOWu,mcn The Western Reversible was
cons!i .red As hest adapted 10 our needs
AMI accordingly became town property.
Sir. Charles r Bunker ha, leased the
French dwelling, formerly known a. the
Junction House, has rrntted ant opened
under the name Of The Franklin Ex-
change" Doubtless the popularity of this
new hosiery VIII soon become known To
The travelling public.
Al the Relay, landlord Hasey has re-
paired and enlarged lis stable room aud
VIII, 80 report SAYS, open livery stable
Mr J. F. Gordon ha- lald the Keel of
his second vessel ani another crew OF ship
carpenters are at work
Mrs Gordon. Card and Blaisdell have
returned from Portland We are glad to
say that these ladies are in better health
after three weeks tarry at the hospital
Robert Haley of Neazie has been visit
ing friends ia town. His sister, Mis-,
Lottie. accompanied him home for yaca-
ton Of few weeks.
Mrs. Veranus Coffin was the guest Of
Mrs-J. II West last week.
Parties from Bangor and our own citi.
zens report a good catch Of fish on their
various angling expeditions to Turk Pond
Mr.. ". b. Blaisdell hooked the champion
eel from Turk W atcrs, three feet in lengih
and nine inches girth. He holds the skin
"a a voucher
Our musical young people are preparing
for minstrel concert. The Sabbath school
will give a Childrens Day concert on the
evening Of June 29th.
June l6. LEON.
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Commencement Exercises nj East Maine
Conference Seminary.

The commencement exercises of the East
Maine Conference Seminary occurred Wednes-
day. At 4. NJ, 10 Emery Hall. Rucksporl, aud
Us usual upon these occasions there was very
large audience present, which was much inter-
es,ed In the speaking and music. The follow
ing was the order OF exercises
Prayer,by Rev. n. T. Whitaker OF Portland !;
music. Andrews orchestra; Discovery, VIII
liam Il. Burrll. Dedham; The Admission OF
utah. Josie +. Clay, Bucksport; Ulysses s.
Grant, Benjamin p. Gilman, Orono; The Dsp-
dellon's Story. Edith X. CHM, Bucksport; In
veniion aud Civilization, Walter Cooper. West
Searsmont; Is Poverty Necessary: Helen IL.
Chandler, Bucksport; Shall the Saloon Prob
lem enter Politics. Horace NJ. Msnsur, Mon
roe; music, Andrews orchestra; The Public
School, Everett |. Grant, Monroe; John
Bright. Grace II. Montgomery. Bucksport;
The Commercial Idea. Thomas II. NJ iran. Bos-
ton, Mass. Labor, Kate NJ. McEacharn.
Bucksport: Has America Reached Her Gold
en- Agef Edgar c. Smith. Brownville; The
Importance Of tribes. Grace r. Moore, Pros
poet Harbor; Is Europe Approaching Crisis:
q, Roscoe Davis. Washington. u. c., Rondeau
Brilliant in Eb-C. NJ. Won Weber, Louise l..
Fernald, Casiine; The Extravaganza OF Mod
ern Society. Leonard NJ. Moore, Prospect Har-
Dor; Woman's Work in the Civil War. Hsr-
rietta l.. Montgomery Burksport; The Adj
yantaees OF Thinking. Leonard u. Moulton.
Bucksport; The Tariff and the School Marion
l.. Webster, Stockton Springs; The lnspira-
ton OF Noble Purposes. James 4. Erskue.
scar>port: The Resources OF the United
| ~ An
drcw.' orchestra; Tariff Reform. Fred W
Patten. Brewer: our Countrs's He, oes and
lIcroncs, Julia +. Murphy. Bucksport; Eth
ic> and Education, Albert T.. Luce, North Car
mel The Russian Problem, Katharine u. Par
fridge. Passac Fails. y. J our Place in His
tory. Howard ). Warren. Dedham: our Aims
AMI Ambitions. Blanche h. Bolton. Orriugton; ;
music. Andrews orchestral: comforting of d.
piomas: awarding prizes; beuediction. Rev.
". i. Jewell. Bangor; music. Andrews or
Chn~tra.
The names OF the students, with the course
Of study. are n follows:
Classical 6. Roscoe Davis. james l.. Frs
kline. Leonard u. Moulion, Howard ;. War
rem.
Latin, Scientific Blanche X. Bolton. Waller
cooper. Horace VI. Mansur Katharine II. Par
fridge. Marion l.. Webster
Academic 4 lncrt T.. Luyr. Grace I. Moore.
Musical Louise l.. Fernab.
Commercial Andrew ! Bahha-r. j times +.
Burg,--, titan X. BurriH. Helen IL Chan
der Jo.ic r Clay. g. Prescott tlcaye-. " H.
bert A. n'Nrr.nA. Wilmer : CORNISH. Fannie
:. Gem Geo. Gem. Eduh X. CHM. Benjamin
L Gilman. ltcrrti |. Grant William L. Gray.
Gror-r r. tre,it4. Martha T.. Hartman, O,-
car VI. Heath. Fred T. jones. Albert T. Luce,
h ate NJ. McEScharn. Grace NJ. MONTGOMERY,
Albert u. Moore Thomas II Moran. Julia T..
Murphy, Fred " fs't"n. Fred VI, f,a,'ce
Charlie, l.. Rogers. Edcar {. Smith. Grace VI.
Stl>uu. sidney {. 1Iomp.un. l.suS,inu Il.
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ADVICE TO MOTHERS

Are YOU disturbed 1t ni.hi ana broken ~
your rest Icy >ick chIi -urlrrln. and cry id.
with pain OF cutting teeth, II -. send at
once and get bottle Of Mas. WINSTON :
SOOTHING SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEEII-
ING. Its value j. incatculablr II will relieve
the poor little sufferer Immediately. Depend
upon 1t. mothers, there j. no mistake about it.
1t cures dysentery aud diarrhra, regulate, the
stomach and bowels. cures wind collie, softeus
the gums. reduces Inflammation. and gives
tone and energy to the whole system. Mrs
WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP FOR chill
DREN TEErHING j. pleasant 10 the taste. and
Is the prescription OF one Of the oidr.t aud be>t
female nurses and physicians il the United
States, and is for sale by all druggists through.
out the world. Price 25 cents a bottle
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Soaping a Railroad.

Once a western railroad company laid rail
over a widows farm at quite grade. and did
not compensate her as she thought they should
have done. About once month she soaped
the rails. checking the trains, and finally in
this way brought the company to terms. Soap
is a power in the world, and the monarch of
All soaps is Brussels soap. 1t delighteth the
heart aud is a foe to uneleanliness. It's eco
pomical
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Press Excursion.

Only members of the Maine Press Asso-
citation. who have paid dues to Jan. /,
1891, are entitled to excursion tickets by
rail or by boat. All members who intend
to join the excursion will please notify A.
w. Lau.hlin, at Portland, at earliest date
possible (before July lstl and he will
furnish the tickets at once. Each member
should also state to Mr.. Laughlin which
route preferred. by rail or by steamer. All
bands will please make ready?-M achias
Union
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Tie Sons of Veterans.

The Sons Of Veterans encampment at
Wateryile, Wednesday, decided upon Au-
burn as the next place of meeting. Be
sides division council and delegates. these
officers were elected
Colonel-A. c. Cloudmsn. Saccarappa.
Lieutenant Colonel-E. c. Mason. Thomas.
ton.
Major-E. A Vose. Wateryile
AajutantJ W. Phinney, Saccarappa.
Qnartermaster-W. {. Farley, saccarappa.
There are rs camps with a membership
of 1851. Four new camps were formed
during the year. Hon. Hannibal Hamlin
spoke at the banquet in the evening.
Mr.. Geo Hamilton represented Hanni-
bal Hamlin Camp No Is, of this city.
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southwest Harbor.
The PEOPLES CHURCH -Children's Day
was observed here yesterday. The house
was beautifully decorated. The exercises
in the morning were simple and attractive,
the merry singing of the birds mingling
with the glad songs of the children
On entering the house we found, as usual,
large congregation. The first thing that
attracted our attention was the faithful
pastor and the happy children. They
seemed to have an understanding with each
other. Mr.. Haskell is very popular with
the children, and it is something wonder
full to hear the host of young people who
take an active part in his prayer services
Mr. Haskell was appointed to this charge
three years ago. He came fresh from
school as 1.-THE boy preacher" Then, the
Methodists were but handful, they wor-
SHIPPED once month in the Union church
now controlled by the Congregational and
Baptist societies. Under the bold, per-
sistent and skillful leadership of their
pastor the Methodists have secured love
~ house of worship. their membership
has doubled and trebIed and to-day they
are the only independent church in the
town of fremont. As a preacher Mr..
Haskell is plain. earnest, and spiritual
He is not afraid to speak the truth, let it
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West Franklin.
The Union sewing circle gave soclable
and supper at the Union church, Saturday
night, June a.
1t is expected that the Harvey Elliott
copper mines will be worked again soon
They talk of clearing the mine of water
right away.
The new stone pier stands the test well
SO far, and quite quantity Of paving has
been landed on it.
Mrs. B. F. Clark and Mrs. C. NJ. Butler
are visiting friends and relatives here from
Milo.
The Franklin Cornet Band has received
some new sheet music. They will be
equipped with the latest style music of
choice selection aud will be ready for an
engagement at short notice
The Waltham sewing circle will give a
celebration, July Fourth. The Franklin
Cornet Band has been engaged to furnish
music during the day and evening.
June Is HAS
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NOlIAIC BEL 20.
Xrf Mz--E.N Mich
DRt NIX ENNEsS LiQUnR HABIT In
all the World there i, hut cure.
de laiur.. t.nIu.n suE.ln.

II can De- ciyrn tn rup ~ TIA VI coffee with
out the An"" 'r'i-" M M person takin. il. ct-
fecfing speedy amt itrrm iurut rurr. whether
The patient Il n moderate irinkrr Or Hn alco-
hohr wreck. Thousands ~ irunkarl- have
been cured " hu haNr taken tlr holIrn Sprei-
lie ia their coffee without thrir Know 'r,c,
and to-day believe they quiz drinking Of their
own free III. No harmful elect results from
IL administration. Cures guaranteed. send
for circular ana full particulars Address in
confidence, GOLDEN SPECIFIC CO.. ~ Race
Street, Cincinnati, q. lv4O
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4. II. NORRIS.
}. MAIN 81, ELLSWORTH

Gu, where 1t viii. He is rather Of the
argumcntauvc style and at times both
eloquent and powerful A. man he Is
"bny," open hearted, kind simpTa and
LnaS>umiug. He has good word and car
ric~ a smile for ali. How true the saving
simple people are not always great bat
great people are always simple"
linn. Ia INn
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Municipality Of Chicago.

CHICAGO, June 10. A resolution favor
ing consolidation of all the village, town
ship. city and government organizations
in Cook county into one central govern
ment as the municipality of Chicago, was
introduced at yesterdays session of the
c. unity board and referred to a committee.
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THE subscriber hereby gives public notice to all
4 concerned that he has been daily appointed
and has talen upon himself the trust Of an admin
istrafor of the estate Of Mary A. Davis late
OF Ellsworth, in the county of Hancock, deceased,
by giving bond as the law directs; he therefore
requests all persons who are indebted to the said
deceased's estate to make immediate payment and
those who have any demands thereon to exhibit
the same for settlement.
JAMES U. DAVIS.
June 18th, A. D.. 1890. 3w25
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HORSE FOR SALE.

The subscriber oners TOR sale his dark hay
horse. I'VE year. olt sound and kind Inquire al
the uorncr Of Washington ana Water streets.
JOHN II. LELAND.
Ellsworth, June 8, i>91. 3w2l.
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With the possible exception OF war
and intemperance, religions intolerance
has been the worst evil the world has ever
known.
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NE subscriber hereby gives public notice to all
concerned, that he has been duly appointed
anu mas iaken upon himself the trust Of execu-
tor OF the last viii and testament of Newell
osgood, late of Surry, In the county of nan
COCK deceased, By giving bond as the law III.
Iects ne therefore requests all persons who are
indebted to said deceased's estate to MAKE imme
diate payment, and those who have anv imrne-
dlaie demands thereon to exhibit the same for set
Element.
REUBEN g OsGOOD.
June Znd. n. ID. lS.N, 3w23
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All persons indebted 10 me rs note or account
are requested 70 call at nv Office In Masonic
BLOCK, state st, Room No g. and settle Office
hours from to 5o'clock p NJ | shall be prepar-
gu 10 seule All accounts until July after that
date all unsettled accounts " i'm be len with law
yer for collection without further notice.
ANN GREEDY.
Ellsworth, June 3, 1850. swn
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Mr.. Boutelle Renomiuated.

The fourth district Republican conven-
ton at Bangor renominated Congressman
c. A. Boutelle by reclamation. Mr. Bou-
telle made an eloquent speech of accept
ance, in which he reviewed the work of
the present Congress.
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N Q 2 I G z!

Notice Is hereby given that unless all proper
charges due the Maine Central Railroad Company
upon the floor boards hereinafter specified are
paid before the time Of sale herein below noted
or unless said boards shall be otherwise disposed
of before said sale there will be sold at pubic
auction sale on Wednesday, June 18th, A. u. 1880
at II o'clock and 30 minutes 4. W., at the store.
house of the late George W Fiske, on Water street
In Ellsworth. Milne, certain load OF hard
pine door boards tongued snd grooved, contain.
ing $3.50 feet, more or less, being same consigned
to Messrs Ford 4 Godfrey via said Railroad Com
pany and 10y said company received at its Els
worth station, June 9Th, A. d 1ssg. Terms an.
nouncetl at time of sale. Prior To sale property
can be seen by application to George ID. Crane
station agent, Ellsworth.
Dated May 2lst, A. d. 1886.
PAYSON TUCKER,
2w25 GenH Manager NJ. G.. r. r.
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ST ATE OF MAINE.

HANCOCK s. Alta Court Of Probate holden M
Ellsworth within and Tor said county, on the
second " Wednesday of June A. H.. isJ9.
MOSES klMBALL, having presented petition
Iu praying that administration OF the estate OF
David kimbali, late u Amherst. In said county,
deceased, interstate may De granted to some suta
BILE person Ordered,
That notice thereof be given to all persons in.
terested therein,by publishing copy Of this nrer
three weeks successfully in the Ellsworth Amrrf.
can, newspaper printed at ellsworth, in said
county, prior to the second Wednesday Of july
a. D. 1890 that they may appear a. a probate
court then TO he held at Bluehi within and for
said county, at ten o'clock in the forenoon, and
show cause, if any they have. against the same.
o. T.. tUNSINGHAM, Judge of Probate.
A true copy, Attest '-CHAs, T. DoRR. Register.
3w2j
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What host of men have kissed their
wives in the Clark, supposing them to be the
pretty servant girl. and what host OF people
still use common instead Of Brussels soap, sup
posing them to be as good aud economical.
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Second Summer Session
PUPILS SIN EXPRESNION

Barkeryille Lewiston. Maine, July 10th to
August 18th, l-.p. Instructors Howard NJ
ic Delivery and Criticism; Sarah T.. Laughton,
Teacher of Execution and Physical Culture; Ma.
RE Ware Laughion, Teacher d. Delsarte system
OF Gesture aud Pantomime. 4 Thorough and
Practical Course. On successive Wednesday
mornings wi! Dc given Series Of Talks on Eiocu
ton as an Art. Pulpit Dratory, Uses The Throat
IN Reading and singing. For further information
address 81. W. LAUGHTON,
4w25 800 Main st, Lewiston, Maine.
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For Governor,
Edwin C.. Burieigh.

TOR EErEE>E>rAlINls 10 CONGRESS-.
IUst btstrit-TIIpNI IS y. REED.
>H.a-.f Uifritt NELSON nl\GLEI, lR.
mari Biaritt SETH l.. MlI.LIkE>.
taUut District CHARLES A. BOUTELLE.
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y All Warnings
A cabinet photograph. the latest sitting Of the
late DR.. Sewall Tenney, souvenir, call at
OsGOOD'S STUDIO, -:- ELLSWORTH, NE.
Price. 35 Cents. 2w25.
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-I.a-t- iwle" a. long A. cheap .oa, for laun-
jTy use Bfu.-.i.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1890-01-16
Sale Bills.

The PosT, with its extensive cir
culation throughout Snyder county,
will be an indispensable advertis-
ing medium for farmers who con-
template making sale this spring of
their personal property. The Posr's
sale register will be free to every
one getting his bills printed with
us, and we don't only extend this
advantage but pledge our word of
honor to do the work as cheap as is
offered by any other printing estab-
lshment in the State of Pennsylva-
mia. Select your date and send it in
that we may reserve the day for
your sale by placing it in the sale reg
lister free Of charge, and print your
bills at any time in the future you
may select. If.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1890-01-16

NEw BERLIN. 1t seems to be fash
ionablo that every town should be
afflicted with the grip. 1t has taken
slightly hold of our people and
seems to be taking firm hold in the
College. 4 number of the profes-
sors have it now Typhoid fever
seems to be taking hold too.
The winter term of Central Pa
College opened last Wednesday
with fair attendance.
j. ID. Winter and his son Vain
right are going east to spend n few
days in the Quaker City.
Nj. l.. Schoch's store of general
merchandise was entirely filled by
lady clerks last week. The College
students have made it business to
do all their buying there.
Campbell takes the prize to come
in late. He can be glad the college
dog knows him or he could not zen
ter college" SO late in the morning.
Miss Nicholas, member of the
Senior class, is afflicted with the
grip" Abe seems to have it too
Mt the heart.
Our public schools are soon to
give us another entertainment. We
have some very fine performers i'll
our borough schools.
Our town orchestra is doing very
well; the college orchestra better,
and the Senior chorus is best So
we are not to have II musical con-
vention this year, as we are supplied
with good singers.
One of the members of the Senior
class came in possession of n very
fine animal in December. 1t has
created quite an interest among the
scientific professors, and, especially
among our female instructors. Up
to date no name has been given it.
The Eyangelicals began their pro-
tracted meeting Thursday evening.
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SHAMoKIN DAM suppose by the
time | write you again the people
will be planting their onions if the
weather holds out. The farmers
are mostly through with their spring
plowing and are making fence, while
the supervisors are working the
roads.
Saturday evening some of our
young folks spent very pleasant
time ut the home of Miss Lille Kirk
patrick, it being her 2lst birthday
anniversary. Among the many val
liable presents she received was a
beautiful gold watch-a gift from
her father.
This new disease, / think they call
it La Satchel, is taking hold of most
all the people in this place, there be-
ing very few who have not had an
attack of it.
John Lenhart, aged 70 years, died
Monday afternoon. Buried on We'd
nesday.
Mrs. Mary Springer bought a
house and lot of Jonas Aurand for
$3.50, She will take possession of it
in the spring.
Adam Elliott bought house and
lot of Henry Clement for $500, and
Daniel Elliott bought house and
lot of Il. c. Fiss for 81 500.
There will be considerable chang.
ing around i'll the spring. There are
not near enough houses to accommo-
date all.
Its bad when n fellow goes to a
calithumpian serenade and drinks so
much beer that he goes home and
wants to shoot his horse.
We see there are plenty of report
ers from this place at present. The
Selinsgrove Times" and Tribune"
have each one, but then we think if
they have reporters who are not
subscribers they should at least be
furnished with one copy so they
can not only see their efforts in print
but preserve them for the edifcation
of generations yet unborn.
The Granger's Hollow debating
society is in full blast and they are
wrestling with momentous ques-
tions.
The schools are now open and
things are running along smoothly.
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SEMNsGRovE.-Ai terrific storm OF
wind visited this section, driving
away the warm spring-like days,
breeders of contagion and disease
King Frost gives notice of his ncal
approach. Welcome, overdue King,
to this pestilent land
Every other person whom one
meets shows evidences of being nc
quainted with the "sparer not OF
persons" In grippe.
Mrs. Col. Hilibish, who has been
dangerously i'll from having tooth
extracted, is recovering slowly.
The communion services to be
held in the Methodist church were
postponed owing to the illness OF
the pastor, Rev. Klepfer.
The match factory which has been
in operation for some time has closed
for short time.
Great excitement on the East End
Capt. Andrew Stroh's feather
weight, ,all-round pig, laughed at pen
and bars, escaped to the fields, ca
reered in the waters of the creek
and the river, and was caught by its
multitude of pursuers only when
the staying qualities of the pig had
become exhausted. AS result OF
the chase the Captains boat-swain
Foster l.. Smith, was confined to his
bed for n couple of days.
The frm-name of Schoch Bros
will soon no longer be found on the
list of merchants. They are now
selling their large stock of goods al
auction, with view of retiring from
the business.
A crew of painters is engaged
upon the newly built part of The
river bridge.
Mr.. VIM. Holtzworth, proprietor
of the National Hotel, is making
preparations to build on the Rhora
bach lot, front street.
This scribe has'm.
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ADAMsBURo. Many of our people
are down with the grip.
Mrs. Horace Haines nee Wood.
hng) is dangerouly i'll.
Mrs. DIR. II. / Smith offers at pri.
vate sale her house and lot and Is
acres of good farm land.
Rev. W. II. Wieand, wife, and son
Harry, spent a few days in town last
week. Harry preached an excellent
sermon in the Lutheran Church.
A "double-header" jumped the
track near here one evening last
week and delayed the passenger
trains several hours.
The high wind last week rolled Il
barrel of coal-oil off the station plat
form on the track where it bursted
Mr.. Felker of Ind is visiting here
j. W. Forrester's new house is un.
der roof and the plastorers will com.
mence work in II few days.
Don't forget the Prohibition Co
Conference which will meet ut Ad.
amsburg, January 9th.
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Some Points About Men.

A mans smile is either his convic-
ton or acquittal.
Aman who attempts to ilatter you
takes you for fool.
Man, like fire, is apt to torment
women 10y going out at night.
If you want to flatter man, talk
to him about his great reserve force.
A good many men are unable to
prove that the world owes them
living.
A wife's royal road to her hus-
bands affections runs through his
stomach.
A lucky man-onc who marrics a
widow whose first husband was
mean to her
The poorer II man is the more apt
he Is to refuse the pennies you give
him in change.
There is always something for
man to do when everything else
fails he can worry.
Even though man does not de.
serve assistance he feels the need of
it Just the same.
Some men enjoy the habit so much
that they would pick their teeth ev-
en- if they had nothing but soup for
dinner.