New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-14
THE KENTUCKIAN'S CREED.
Corn bread when Pm hungry,
Whisky when Pm dry,
GreenDacks when I'm hard mp,
Heaven when | die.

The modus vivendi' expires to-day. but there
no apparent expectation that the Canadians will ash
for the immediate unconditional surrender Of the
United states The present Cabinet at Washingtor
has not gained the reputation of being Of the yielding
Kind.
The contemporary who says. Kate Fields paper Is
inst lie Kate Field herself. Ten cents a copy IS
in There are no copies OF MS fleId ana NE
original is not for sale AT any prce'-tAa'e fiSl'
Washington
The possbiuty Of a lawsuit being brought 10 com
pol Miss Anderson return 10 the stage, suggests The
wish that permanent inunctions might be granted
keep some other people OIL it.
y. Y. Customer in Portland. Me- Brine me bOci
waiter: Certainly sir. but in giving your orders
please adhere to the nomenclature of the menu-oN
goats milk there !-lIlme
The appearance in the House OF tho River and
Iarbor bill would be welcomed for reason II for
no other il would afford the Democratic press an op'
portuny TO vary the mOnotony Of us carpng strains
Mamma said Tommy one day, after his mother
had given away some II Tommy worn Cloimhg,, %
thcr, wasn't / suppose / would have to wear them
clothes another ycar."-(Boston Transcript
Putting side by side The stories Of outrages in tho
south and those az the convict prisons IN Mara one
can't help but think how very much alike the two
sections Of the world would be were u not Tor inc
difference in climate
Anarchist nuying some red bunting for flag
Will this stuff wa,h1
SaleSman-Ncs. o,..
Naturalization I don't want it.-(Chatter.
The bill to revive the whipping-post has been
defeated In the Virginia Legislature. Butt saws me
Washington Republican, the maternal slipper the
pa;ernal rod and the pedagogic ferrule VIII conthHe
20 flourish" Doesn't The Republican, kno" mat
in most civilized communities these instruments q
o. fofa
pillory and the whipping post
she is in the very hey-day of LIFE
You're dead right She is grass WIDOW '-lChatte''
Resolved having read the from Hudson
County. that ballot reform is the crying need Of the
hour-most especially in New-Jersey.
Mr.. Tu,ur-How's that FOR cigar: old man
NJ. Kcywcst- well-puf-ld rather-puf-have
cigar Toledo Blade.
at is significant coincidence remarks "Tha
Omaha Bee that the movement O. tax bachelors
in wyoming. was followed BY the announcement that
the unmarried women Of Massachusetts, have $780,
100000 laid mp in saving banhs.'
The present riding habit for ladies IS more Re
coming than l.a Tor sei,ne r @ AL HyIG al
habit. We believe. is to let the ladies stand up
Nonkers statesman.
Kentucky's great reform bill which proposes
penalty for crcus's non performance Of It's bill
board promises. lacks important feature; IL ought
20 provide for the preparation Of minstTelshow
chestnuts.
Are you making gratifying progress in your lit
crarv work 80,
oh YES I've got To the point now whore the
editor, VIII return my Mss. without my sending
stamps. THE Epoch.
Vienna is i'm danger Of becoming grmy and n
sootv as London. For the lourneymen cnmney-
sweeper, have begun general strike. and it IS I'M
.f,,t ~
necessary for the performance OF their duties. In
deed the geography Of the old Vienna chImneys
intricate and wonderful that II requires years 81
apprenticeship t. become even an ordinary sweep.