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Evening journal., 1890-04-03
JOHN I. DICKEY,
226 MARKET STRICT.
HoUsEKEEPERs GROCERY LIST.
DENNIsON q PEACH.
I02 AND lO4 EAST FIFTH STREET.

We are headquarters for all kinds Of gro
ccries. We are very much encOura. ed. We
feel that we must give customers entire satis-
faction, our sales having increased over Az per
cent. In the last le months; Our Tea and gof-
fee sales have doubled in the above time. The
Tea that Is usually sold at 20 cents, we are
selling now at 80 cents. and the Tea that sold
at 20 cents, we sare selling now for 20 ceuts.
Evening journal., 1890-04-03

to stop a clock" She--"Oh. that won't
matter II can be started again. -
Philip d. Welch.
$500 Reward
is offered, In good faith, by the manu-
facturers of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
for a case of catarrh which they cannot
cure. It is mild, soothing and healing In
its effects. and cures "cold in the head.
catarrhal deafness, throat ailments, and
many other complications of this dis
tressing disease. 30 cents, by druggists.
DoDsoN-''B Brown seems to take q
great deal of pleasure in writing for the
press" Fogg-"Yes; he takes so all
fred much fun in it that he leaves none
for his readers American Grocer.
DYSPEPSIA, indigestion, sick headache
and that tired feeling are cured by Hoods
Sarsaparilla. which tones the stomach,
promotes healthy digestion, creates an
appetite. cures sick headache and builds
up the whole system. Sold by all drug
gists. 100 Doses One Dollar
The pike was in his hand, yet slipt away,
Mhereat the angler bold gave vent TO walls.
"Hthink that nsh." he cried, "alackaday.
Was covered DER and DER with sliding
Chatter.
"Creston is the nearest open tract to
the city. Lots sold on installments.
I'LL. have a walk over. My opponent
is bad egg" "Then you'll get left. I
'Left2 / guess not. Yes, you win.
You can't beat bad egg. g.'-Chatter.
Reopening
OF the Second street dancing academy on
Tuesday, April 8. school for Gents,
Thursday, 10th The Esmeralde Bay
Club will give a sociable Easter Monday.
Tickets, 25 cents.
"SAY, waiter. reckon you've taken
my order all wrong | ordered q spring
chicken and bottle OF III clsret; waal,
/ opine, from the quality of the goods,
you've brought me a ~ chicken and a
bottle of spring claret. Racket.
THE most attractive location for resi-
dences is at "Creston, Ninth ward.
Ladies' and Gentlemen's restaurant,
Sixth and Shipley.
THE protection dog will undoubtedly
make better time when Mr. Mckinley
ties that tin can to his tail.-Courier.
Journal.
Oysterssin every style at Mullins res
| taurant' Sixth and Shipley.
"ONLY 10 cents for pair Of scissors z
cried a downtown street fakir. why
gentlemen, ,tbegFe worth that to clip the
| fringe of tho bottom 9f gonr pants. And
sold another -PhiladelPhlg Rasord.
THE Fall Of Man.-Miss Parsons.
"And so Adam was very happy. Now,
Willie, can you tell me what great mis-
fortune befell himY' Please,
Miss Parsons, he got wife. '-Munsey
Weekly. -"
TRUNKS at Yerger's, 4O7 shipley st.
| A PATENT fact-Judge Distraught--
"Here again. are youl Are you marriedg'
Prisoner mo. sir. Single Judge
Distraught = mighty good thing for
your wife. Ten days Boston Post.
Meals at all hours at Sixth and Shipley
HARNESS at Yerger's, 407 Shipley st.
Sweet Easter BELLE glad Easter belle,
What happiness thy tones foreteil.
That bonnet must be SWELL
Sweet Easter belle, fair Easter belle.
Judge.
Roast dinners a speciality at Mullins,
Sixth and Shipley.
sHADRAcH, Meshack and Abednego
were very warm friends San Francisco
Bulletin.
DIR. DEHARDTs Pennyroyal Pills, are
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made.
At druggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 N,
9th st. Phila. Ladies beware Of limitations
The man who takes things as they
come never has any ''go" to him. .-Bos-
Evening journal., 1890-04-03

The man who takes things as they
come never has any 'go" to him, -Bos-
ton Post.
Evening journal., 1890-04-03
The First Bocl, Beer Or tho Season.

Ladies' and Gentlemen's restaurant
Sixth and Shipley.
Evening journal., 1890-04-03

SHADRAcH, Meshack and Abedneg,
were very warm friends. San Francisc
Bulletin.
Evening journal., 1890-04-03
A new BUSINESS METHOD.

s. II. Baynard has adopted a new plan that
is now prevailing in western cities. whereby
the opportunity is given TO procure a good
watch for a very low price. through the
agency of cooperative clubs This plan Is as
follows: Clubs are composed OF forty mem-
bers, who pay one dollar fee, which payment
goes to the originator OF the plan. When the
club is formed they mutually agree 10 purchase
forty watches for the sum OF seven hundred
and sixty-tive dollars. Each week thereafter
the members meet, and each pays one dollar,
at which time q number is drawn. which en-
titles the owner OF such number to select and
and receive his watch, similar to the old plan
Of watch clubs, with the exception that upon
the drawing Of number further payment Of
| that number cease. The remaining members
| Qess one each week. continue their payments
and drawing for thirty weeks. when an pay
ments cease and the remaining ten members
The watches so distributed are gold-flled
case. made by James Boss, with either an Ell
gin, Waltham, Springfield or Hampden move
ment, such as are sold all over our city for
/ thirty-five dollars and which are fully war
ranted TO give satisfaction. Clubs are now
/ forming and drawings will commence Tues
day evening. March 25, For further infOrma-
tion and examination OF the watches call at
Evening journal., 1890-04-03

Roast dinners a speciality at Mullins
Sixth and Shipley.
Evening journal., 1890-04-03
anooReward

is offered, in good faith, by the manu-
facturers Of DR.. Ssge's Catarrh Remedy
for case of catarrh which they cannot
cure. 1t is mild, soothing and healing IN
its effects. and cures "cold in the head.
catarrhal deafness, throat ailments, and
many other complications of this dis
tressing disease. 30 cents, by druggists.
Evening journal., 1890-04-03
FURNITURE! !!

AT this season of the year wien
you doubtless wish to buy, we would
call your attention to few Of our
Evening journal., 1890-04-03

DopsoN-"Brown seems to take
great deal of pleasure in writing for the
press. Fogg-"Yes; he takes so all
fred much fun in 1t that he leaves none
for his readers American Grocer.
Evening journal., 1890-04-03

Sweet Easter belle. glad Easter belle,
What happiness thy tones foreteil.
That bonnet must be swell,
Sweet Easter belle, fair Easter belle.
Judge.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12
An interesting physiological sxreri.

An interesting physiological sxreri-
menr was made a the Edison House,
the headquarters os Edsson's Phoao-
graph Company in Europe, recently.
DIR. l.. White, Of Harley street, has .
patient who has . defect In his speech
OF q most singular character. The pa
tient q lad Of ten. and English by
birth, is unable 70 speak his native Ian
guage, but a jargon which cannot De
understood; many doctors have exam
ined him, but could not exactly dag
Eose the cause of the phenomenon, and
il was questionable whether the lad
spoke the same thing twice In the same
way, and the only way TO discover
whether he did so or not was TO get him
to speak TO the phonograph- The Lad,
in the presence of several gentlemen,
was asked to speak the Lords Prayer
and the alphabet. Several cylinders
weIe made in this way. ami when a
COMPARISON was instituted between the
various phorograms 1t was found that
there was no variation in the spoken
words and that IL was quite possible fer
the language which the boy speaks to
be understood by simply learning the
various sounds. The phonograms Will
be exhibited before various societies In
this country, and it is just possible
Lew disease has been discovere l..
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

AT present epidemic GA this continent, as
well as on the continent of Europe, The pre-
cursor OF Pneumonia ami other fatal dis
eases, l. principally Catarrhal intIamma-
ton OF the Mucous Mem brane of the upper
air passages.
1t commences suddenly, and is generally
attended with an extreme degree of debili-
ty, with high fever from the commen ce-
meni; marked pain in the head, shoulder
and limits, and oppression of the chest
severe cough and little 'Xpt ctOratIon, with
a loss OF appetite ami some times diarrI ga:
in tile course Of feN Gays follow al times
tree eApectOrations and copious perspir-
atoms
The disease N ust be at once driven ont of
the system in the first stages If possible,
and not allowed TO develop into others Of a
moro serious nature, which may become
fatal To do this the most simple AGENT
may be found in Radway's Really Relief
(and where there is not diarrhoa). Rad
ways Pills
Take two to four of Railways Pills be-
lore retiring at night, swallow thirty to
sixty drops of Ready Relief in a half tuU-
bier OF water; rub well, applied by l. e
hand, Railways Ready Relief TO the head.
thr Jat. chest, shoulders, back or limbs
wherever the pain is felt; get into a good
sweat, cover up well. and avoid catching
ITesh cold II not entirely cured. repeat
the following night.
This treatment has been used before in
similar epidemics, has cured thousands
'tLd wardei on pneumonia and other fatal
diseases Lich are SO ready TO St p in.
There IS no better Treatment than this for
driving out a cold. Phys clans are not
always within call, and il is jeopardizinp
human life TO be without such potent rerne.
dies as Radway's.
They should be in every family. and
ready FOR use when required. An ounce of
prevention is better .han a pound of cure.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

TIE facts disclosed in the process of
unrolling a mummy present in striking
contrast the difference of the mode of
cmbalmIng pursued by the anc ent
Egyptian and that carried out in mod
ern times. Now the embaimer can
conduct in minutes a preserving pro-
cess which cost the Egyptian as many
days, and If after his process IS COM
pleted he should take pains TO seal up
the preserved body with all the skill
possible 70 modern art, he might leave
a human body so pc feet in regard to
natural form and color that after 300
Years not lineament need be wanting
for It's Identification that would not
have satisfied a contemporary or the
dead person. We are inclined now to
experif nee regret that in Egyptian times
the art was not advanced enough to
leave the embalmed in such likeness
of life. But whether it is worth the
trouble In these days TO revive the art,
in the more price, type of it, fer Il e
edilication and satisfaction of the men
and women of thirty centuries hence,
IS wide question. Cremation Is. AT
tn moment, becoming the fashion.
but possibly some persons would rather
he so immOrtaliZed and preserved for
scientific study, like VIII am Gilbert's
flies in amber, shining IN eternal
sepulcheIs "
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

aMar said breakfastabe he ..,
= ryema 4
cup % Wo Cvrus you're about suspect such u
itf"
Cyrus with III have adorned a skull.
dgusted, with triumph quickly
CYRUS mad r. V. Tice,aD tt
blotchcs
and brandnew.
and
weighs hundred
Cvrus il discover that's worth mentioning"
Golden Medical
blood all
possessed such
warrant
will
will be
Even which
Breath
fooled into taking something else said to be
cry" alcohol to inebIae no syrup or 10 an
small and pleasant to the Equally
DISPENsARr MEDICAL Nc
Main nSuee,B Buffalo, n. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

Prizes or !SfeJe- Las touchel one of
the evils OF the day when LIE declare S
that there prevails a keenly-felt dedrth
OF thorough teachers who have devoted
their lives 10 the spec al study of the
formation of the vol e, and this II mark
applies Just as ioicible In public speak
ing. Our people have yet to learn that
a ready flow of ideas and the gift oi
CAB do not constitute the sole and only
requisite of the impassioned and eio-
quent orator, says Medical Classics.
Cicero. when he began his public ca
reer, soon found his voice and delivery
so inadec uate that he gave up his pro-
fession for time AMI spent number
OF years in Gre. &c and Asia Minor in
the study of elocutiCn. When he re-
turned and resumed his profession his
voice became proverhial for its sweet
ness, compass and power, and his deiiY-
cry charmed and delighted one of the
most eloquent ages in the worlds his
tory. The severity of the exercises
pursued by DemOsthenes have furnished
texts for even the writing books of our
schools, and, as result, he so devel-
oped the clearness OF his articulation
and the strength of his voice that ena-
bled him TO SuDdue in;O silence and awe
ll4Ooc .luOuS dSSEUlDllGS OF The
Athenian democracy, where the noise
and confusion were often like that 'son
the lips of the many sounding sea-
Professor McIlvain of Princeton
strikes squaIely at the evil known as
c'ergymen's sore throat when he SAYS 1t
would seem that he who imagines him
self to be preaching the gospel while lie
violates almost every law of oral
speech, deceives Il msclf and commits
no little sin-a SIN which, like all 9TH
ers, does not tail 10 punish itself. For
tliose wasting throat diseases with
wl!iIh cler2ymen are afflicted more than
ans otlser class of public speakers are
often traced, physiological speaking, to
had management Of the voice; 20 the
violation of thO5s laws which nature
las prescribed FOR articulate speaking
laws which, Ike I'll others established
iiy The Gt d of nature, can never he vio-
lItel with impgnity. This view is con-
ii mel by the fact that no more effect
ual preventive for these diseases has
been disc veIed an a thorough course
Of sound elCcul iOnary training.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

MONSIEUR wanted the picture hung
TO the right; madame wanted 1t on the
lett. But monsieur insisted that the
servant should hang the picture accor'-
ing to lis orders. Consequently joseph
struck u nail in the va ! on the right,
but this done he also went and struck
another in on the left.
"What is that second nail for?'' his
master inquired Ia establishment.
Its to save me the trouble of fetch
ing the ladder tomorrow when mon
sieur will have come round TO the views
of madame,"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12
FARM NOTES.

a. TO SToCK-RAIsISG.-T II
both pleasure and p.oht In stock hus-
baniry for tl.ose who have a taste for
the business, sufficient means to begin
it properly, and can find the right loca-
tion. Orange Judd, who Is familiar
with the ins and outs OF the business
from investigation in many parts Of the
West, pertinently observes that stock
raising is inviting so long as there IS
p'enty OF unoccupied land in ones vi
ciniiy for free pasturage- II one has
only 81, 600 or less, he will necessarily
choose sheep-Iaising. He can hardly
undertake cattle raising with less than
= 900 for purchasing animals, building
corTals, etc, and for current expenses,
as the returns viii not begin to come in
until the third year. This is beginning
on a somewhat small scale-though In
the ca e of Nr. Vaughn, in the sun
River Valley, he began W tn horses with
a capital all told of only e, 2OH, which
has since grown % $50. 600. So a man
may begin with a few cattle, and by
taking more time may increase a small
herd 10 a very laT.e one. Mr.. Judd s
suggestions are worthy of note, especi-
ally by those who c. ntemplate trying
stOck-raIsing in any of the Western
States or Territories.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Queer Dol1 IS and Happenings o;
Western Men,

western NA1AN-
IN attorney rotrd for his absent
mind dues, as vel as for his business
shrsNduess Is lu the habit OF leaving
the management of his house entirely
10 his wife, IN whose ability Ee has The
utmost confidence, SAYS the Evening
W-isrorsiY o. Milwaukee lie furnishes
her the where y.tlal to run things and
never inquiries or cares about what she
does 50 l0ug as his comfort is provided
FOR. one evening not long ago he was
seen standing on = corner, looking o-s-
Coasolate and greatly discouraged
Hello. B'aukl' said an scquaint'
ance. "What is the matterg'
''Dash IT," lie responded, I'm In
Iuced bad box and don't know what
20 DO. Nv wife moved to-day. Sue
tp'd me this morning she was going 70
move and where she was gong TO move
.o. but I'll he b'uweI IL 7 remember
where is was. Where DO you think my
wife w uIi be- apt o. move tOr'
The friend could not help him, and
how and where he found his domicile
hIstor sIyetl not.
Another story OF abseut-mIndedness
is told on an attorney. Passing a pea
nut stand he was tempted TO indulge 70
the extent Of a nIckel's worth. He
handed the vendor q quarter, the only
silver he hal, and slipped the change
into his pocket vi hout looking at It.
Later he hal occasion 70 use . cents
and, fishing The money out, he found
he had four pieces, three uickels and a
dime he thought.
That poor peanut man cheated him.
self, - he soI.oIUiZsd, "bUt III make it
right with him. o he retraced his
steps over several blocks and returned
q nickel % "the poor peanut man, and
boarded a car for home, feeling that he
had done a noble deed. He handed the
driver tie dime. Mister, that's only
half dime. " said the driver, returning
10. and so 10 proved 10 be. lie says he
don't care about the nickel be has
cheated lIusCIf out Of, but he regrets
the six blocks walk, and the impress
sion he must have made on the peanut
UuH.
Augout-u.uIetuss} is not confined 70
lawvels. however. 4 young man owns
a horse uT which he Is very fond, and
and who IS also fond Of giving yuOug
ladies' rides behind his stopper, has a
habit Of tlaur 20 his horse, address
ing her with various pet names Not
long since le took a young lady, a
teacher. riding. aud the conversation
turned upon ler work. She was telling
him Of trouble she was having and
how she dreaded t0 meet lt, when, in a
loft suI soothing tone hs iuterrr p ei
her with. Viewer m nd, Pc, never
mind. DO VIII Dee all right If YOU brace
right up 90 %. " anil 10 was only after a
very painful pause 30 the conversation
and an awkward explanation that she
learned The remark bad ue meant for
the h1 se which uaI ben afraid Of
something aEer1.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

The WINNIPEG mound res ON, rs de-
sCrI.cI iu tie American Association,
by Prof George Ey.es, Ut Manitoba,
lucIuI as district some four hundred
miles long from east % west, and rum
ulug luu tile international boundary
uo.tu fU at Ioa.t latitude 90. IGg
author hJd seen some lI mounds and
utI opened 10, working usually in con-
uerfiUu with the Manitoba Historical
society. Numerous skeletons have
been gNHumed. UuuaEufactuTed aTti-
ylrs found included large quantities OF
-ulr.uaI-reI aaJ yellow oCHTe and
birch utrk rlagreI Manufactured ar
tir.gs. Stone implements, scTapcrs,
-uuEps, gh.sels. INgs, malls, CoulurOrs
tubes, and set of gaming stones.
Bones. Breast OTu mcuts Of various
kinds, whistles, beads, etc. Shells:
Coluuseut Of CrUcu from trophies,
trnpcd utfUl AMI mar.iuctta SHELF
madr into beads, wImpum and breast
ornaments. Horn. FIzh-speJr, pottery,
numerous marked fragments, various
copper implsusuts, aud near one skel-
yJOu two Jumps %. aTsHuiCal pyrites, no
doubt USED as sacred objects. Al
mounds were circular, and al. on prOm!-
ueut uelduWJs. Tho sjlrIty con-
tanned skeletons, probably If NanIdus
Of the Missouri, VINO Sd years ago were
extermluated Iy smallpox. Certain
mounds, from the state or the bones
and certain Typographical and Eeui0E.-
cal cons daT1tiOns, are likely 90 date
from the beginning OF their central
parts 400 Years back.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

IZe new eismoscopes, made by Bras
saIt Bros of Rome and adopted at the
Italian meteorological stations, are de-
scribed in the RtriSta ScieHtufco Indus
triu {. They are of a very simpl.
nature, the one consisting merely of an
on rod, about five inches long, leaning
slIebtly against an adjustable screw
support near lis middle, and with IFS
lower p 'inted end in a cup. When a
sIcck ur tremor occurs, the rod falls
away from its support and is caught by
a fixed metallic r!rg. making electric
contact and ringing bell. In the other
instrument the ring is connected with
a hinged lever arrangement, which
stops the mechanism of a timepiec",
showing when the shock occurred.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12
Muuid You EeIIevn

The Proprietor OF hemp's Balsam gives
Thousands of Bottles away yearly? This
mode of advertising would prove ruinous
II the Balsam was not a perfect cure for
Coughs and all Throat and Lung troubles.
You will see the excellent effect after tax.
ing the first dose. Don't hesitatei Procure
a bottle to-day 10 kee;, in your home or
room for immediate or future use Trial
bottle Free at all druggists. Large Size sos
and 81.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12
Entitled to the Best

All are entitled TO the best that their
money will buy, so every family should
have. at once, a bottle of the best family
remedy, Syrup of Figs, TO cleanse tie
system when costive or bilious For sale
in soc and sI-OO bottles by all leading
druggists
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

lNpIAS FEITrEEs.-Pu three table
sD3uulu.s OF flour Into q basin ana pour
over lt sufficient boiling water TO make
q stlh paste, but take care to beat il
well tO prevent 10 from getting lumpy.
Let 10 stand "a while 10 cool, and then
break into 30 without any previous
beating the yO,Es of four eggs and the
whites of two, stirring and beating all
well together. Have ready some boil
ing dripping Cr lard If YOU prefer to fry
with that, and drop dessert spoonfuls
Of the batter into IT., FRYING 4 light
brown. They should Il5e 20 rs to be
almost as round as balls. Serve on n
hot dish with a spoonful OF Jam be
tween each tUltter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

Referring TO the s.Ory of the death
Of a woman from blood poisoning. al
legged to have been communicated by
mic. obss ia the skin of kid glove.
the NeGsc,it I RES and Circular saws:
''ln view of tie processes through
which skins have 10 pass before being
cut up into gloves. a perfectly disinter-
ested person can only feel some admi-
ration for the robu ,tness of the indI-
vidual microbe Vi oie tenacIty of life
and purpose enabled them at the proper
Goment TO give expression to their
malignity.o
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12
Dise,se. yraI,y. Causes Few.

All functional diseases are att nded with con
cest on and toIpor Of one or more OF the great
ans OF digestion, nutrition and eNcrctlon,
and The only known combination uf safe and
effect We medicines able to restore healthy ac-
tiou to the liver, kidneys, bowels, lungs and
skin j. the old time hpnOred . IL OF our fatherS,
St Berna d's Vegetable PHI. approved by all
S hOOs Of medicine. ample Of the st. Ber-
uard Vegetable Pills vii be sent free 70 all ap-
plicauts. Address, ST. Bernard, Box 2il6, New
York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-02-12

CEUNITETs. s.-DisSoIve ha.C OF a Yeast
cake lu "a cup of luke warrl water; add
two cups of milk also S, .ltly warm, e
little salt, aud -four tu1.-I 10 make a
good batter. When Yer. rgut (which
viii be in i've OF six Lurr-I, add two
tab,espOonfu's OF melted butter, a nd a
quarter OK teaspOUutu # soda llight
measured, and a very s,t e tlOur to pre-
vent the melted butter from thinning
the batter too much. Stir hard for a
minute; butter the muffin rings; let
them stand Tor ten minutes. and bake
in q quick oven.