Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1890-06-14

ON the pllloN-crack! you nave
Il:
Let oh, let me gaze upon thy facer'
"Flute AGAIN. exclaimed M. jaime. :
lie rang for the chambermaid.
ASK your master TO come here"
NJ. Fayioli hurried up
Listen, pray said NJ Juane. 2
NJ Iavioli underworld To hold his
breath. OF a sudden two philandering |
cats set up a caterwauling on tho bal
cony.
II hear only two eats talking love to {
each other" said VI. Favioli.
~ hear them too" NJ. jaime chimed
in. 'Be patient. The flute will begin
again.
NJ Fayioli held his breath.
Suddenly, crack, the flute!
LET oh. let me Raze upon thy face"
NJ jaime, in agitation, struck against
the wall, while NJ. Fayioli burst into
loud laughter.
II have II. VI. Jaune--l have It, | will
present YOU to the artist Please follow
me-"
He took light, and opening Nine.
KissnlicOuick's door with his pass-key,
no pointed 20 cage ON the table in
which bird similar TO our hlackbirds
was moving his head about and Ginging
without a scmblancc OF fear.
'''fhat Is Mmo kissmieouiek's flute,
NJ. jaime an Australian nightingale.
These birds learn an air perfectly and
in the night charm the neighbors."
Somewhat calmer, for II was folly 10
got angry with a bird, VI. jaime said:
Propose TO the lady ~ sell IL to mo.
a a..
| may have the satisfaction of wringing
its neck"
"well, n. jaime, viii speak to her
this evening"
NJ. Frayioli complied with his promise,
bat Mime. kissmicouick sent him walk
ing.
give hundred francsP" she cried, IL
think as much of II as a Chinaman OF
his pietail Say to that fellow that !
will not sell my bird for five hundred
dollars, for il is souvenir of my hus-
band"
Thewurd fellow" touched NJ, Jaune's
sensihilitv; he grew red in the face and
threatened retaliation.
As Mime. kis-micouick was accustomed
to sleep from TIVE 10 five o'clock In the
afternoon he scrapcd on a violin, two
hundred times in succession, the first
four measures 81 Returning from the
Review" Unfortunately for his plan
Nine kissmirouick was deaf of one ear
She lay on the other and slept with the
serenity OF marmot
In tine evening. still in a perspiratloH,
delighted with having silenced the bird,
II not the mistress, he promised himself
fine sleep,
But bark suddenly In the silence,
crack, You have H. No, you don't have #.
The bird, which had, IL appeared,
prodigioas memory, began TO sing RE
turning from the Review" without
prejudice to Let Me-" first one. then
the other. 50 thai instead Of one annoy
ance NJ. .lnuno bud two.
Under such provocation he stole with
the tread OF wolf To Nine. kissmi.
eouick's door. by chance she had not
locked 1t lie hurried TO the cage, and
with heart fun Of bitterness threw into
it biscuit dipped in arseniate If potash
and trippcd back again To his room.
But far from making away with itself,
as the cruel lordling hoped, the bird
sang twice minute instead ofonce, and
then, as though II had two threats, II
warhlcd the two airs together, Let
Me. " and The Review"
Furious, VI. jaime ran again to the
door ~ the American lady She had
now come in and locked it, but IL gave
way under the impact Of his shoulder.
Madame" cried he, ''your conditions
no matter what they are?"
Indeed sir She replied, her face suf
HHl. y 10
into ms domictle with high hand
Save my honor. Marry mel"
"Boelzebub may take you frstl' ex.
claimed VI. Jaune, without any French
courtesy.
Then shall appeal to the law"
Pestered by the endless troubles
which pursued him NJ. jaime was
finally brought 10 say:
Il consent II you let me kill that
miserable parrot
II viii hand him over TO you will.
ingly on theday Of the nuptials. dear NJ.
John" She thought that his name was
: John instead u .IaUne.
II. Jaime led Nine KissmIeouick TO the
altar few days afterward.
Il will be so disagrceable. said he TO
himself. "that she can not endure me
and will hurry oil to her own country"
Now, on returning from tho review
excuse me, ! mean from church--he
promised himself the inhuman satisfac-
ton u having the nightingale fricas.
seed and served with his dinner. Never
iheless Nine. Jaune- Kissmirouick gra-
siously handed him the cage.
Zouuds' What surprise. Ii was
stuffed bird which a l'ari, artisan had
mounted as >inginE.hird. In order 10
keep the wheels from rastiHg the lady
wound ii up every evening before going
out
The other nightingale. which VI. jaime
bad taught 10 sing the Review was
that Of Miss Nhltcrose al No. 8
In face % such contempt NJ jaime has
entered IA complaint 10 annul the mar
riaee for error Of person or rather for
error Of bird Translated from the
French FOR the san FRANCISCO Call.
brown time Aies." jenkins
Isl au NOT aware OF It's speedy pas.
sage" B.-'.Then you haye net aob