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Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Company F, headed by the 18th Regiment
Band, Napoleon's pride, will leave Sunday
morning at o'clock for Put-in-Bay where
the 10th Regiment goes into camp. The To-
cation is splendid one and our boys will
have fine place for their eight days soldier
Iifa
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
Birthday Party.

Last Tuesday evening is one that will long
be remembered by the many friends of Miss
Cora Christy. 1t being her 18th birthday;
quite number from Holgate we're present.
numbering in all about 70. She received a
large number of beautiful presents.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

II. G. Groschner's is the cheapest place in
town to buy Wagons, buggies, surries snd
carts. Call and examine them before you
buy. A first class job guaranteed or money
refunded. st
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The victims Of lightning have been unusu-
ally numerous during the present summer,
owing to the remarkable prevalence
throughout the country of storms inyoly-
ing electrical disturbance. II has been
mathematically demonstrated that the
chances Of any individual being struck by
lightning are about as one to 10000, but this
does not entirely reassure the unlucky man
who happens to be caught under tree in q
thunder storm.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
TRANSFERS OF REAL ESTATE.

Thefollowing transfers havebeen record
ed since our last issue:
fied to = ' = ... .......s OcO
II Mitchell to Bushing. lots in Deshler 150
r Scott to a Lange. lot In Napoleon $500. $50
Geo LasKey to w j Easterbrook, 40 acres in
baftloW tp zuu
@ Henderson to A Miller, lot in Liberty HI
Center. lou
Powell to j W Terrell, land In Bartlow
ida. ........ ................ 10
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Mrs. Diery, wife of VIM. Diery, died on
the Bird. Mrs. Diery was most estimable
woman and her death is severe loss to the
community in which she lived. The stricken
husband and family have the deep sympathy
of all
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Night providers were around in the west end
of town Tuesday night, visiting the residences
of Messrs. Ragan, Durbin and Hanna, and
other premises. Nothing Of value was taken,
SO far as known. The rascals can have the
bunch of keys they left at the editors house
by calling personally.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
SECRET SOCIETIES.

y. h A. N.
Napoleon Lodge No. 266, meets every Tuesday
on or before the full moon.
]. o. o. +.
Napoleon Lodge No. 260, meets every Wednesday
at i. q. o. +. Hall.
ROYAL ARCANUM.
Napoleon Council, No. 1885, meets the first and
third Tuesdays OF each month at X. Of l.. Hall.
AMERICAN LEGION OF HONOR.
Napoleon Council No. 6l2, meets the first and
third Thursdays Of each month at K. Of L. Hall.
SONS OF VETERANS.
Belknap Camp, No. 343, meets the frst and third
Mondays Of each month ct g. A. r. Hall.
g. A. r.
Choate Post No. Sc. meets the FIRST and third Fri
days Of each month at g. A. r. Hall.
X Of L.
Local Assembly No. 5s5s meets every Wednesday
at Z. Of L. Hall.
Il. Of p.
Morrison R. Waite Lodge No. 2Sl, meets every
Thursday at X. OF P. ball.
MAUMEE VALLEY COUNCIL.
National Union, No. 400, meets FIRST and third
Mondays Of each month at X. Of L. Hal.
MAUMEE VALLEY ENCAMPMRNT.
No. l37, meets second and fourth Fridays Of each
month at I. q. o. r. Hall.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The infant child of Mr.. and Mrs. Calvin
Myers died Sunday and the remains were
taken to Liberty township on Monday for
interment. They have the sympathy of all in
the loss of their little one.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Big reduction in prices of Summer Goods
to make room for Fall Goods at Geo. H..
Rohrs & Bros. 2t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
TO TAX-PAYERSi !
Time Extended for Paying
TAXES.

Notice is hereby given that the time for
paying taxes on the June collection has been
extended to the 10th day of July. Tax-pay-
ers are requested TO come in early and bring
their last year receipts with them, also provide
themselves with change.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Charles Dudley Warner says that the diff
ference between the "faith cure' and the
''mind cure" is that "the mind cure doesn't
require any faith, and the faith cure doesn't
REQUIRE any mind"
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Mr.. THEODORE Suhr has purchased the inter.
est of his brother in the boot and shoe bust.
ness, and will conduct the business alone
hereafter
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Mr.. and Mrs. H. A. Smith very pleasant!
entertained party of friends at their beau
tiful home last Friday evening.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The Napoleon band has been made the
regimental band of the 18th Regiment, o.
N. G. Napoleon has fine musical organi-
zation. and the selection is merited one.-
Defiance Crescent.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
DEFIANCE. O.. July 11th. 100.

OEFIANCEs O't July IIIIIS OOs
We, the Crescent base ball club of Defiance,
O., do hereby challenge any base ball club in
Napoleon under 10 years of age to game or
series of games of base ball, half to be played
in Defiance and half in Napoleon. Answer
through Daily Crescent.
G. B. SAMPSON, Manager.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
strayed.

Two steers, IL years old, one red and the
other red and white. from the residence Of
George Duncer, IL miles southeast of 0ko-
Iona. A liberal reward will be paid foi in
formation which win lead to their recovery,
%
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Corporal John Klunk, of Battery D, Tole-
do, had his right hand fearfully mangled at
Put-in-Bay Sunday by the premature dis.
charge of canon.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Don't forget TO call and carry away one of
those spring suits. Never before In the his
tory Of the clothing trade has there been such
bargains offered as you will find now on sale
at Henry Meyers Eagle Clothing Store. If
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The finest and largest stock of piece goods
can be found at the store of Geo. Hahn, the
old reliable clothier. Good fits or no sale,
and styles guaranteed. If
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Mr.. Charles Rhodes, of Fostoria, visited
with friends in this city last Sunday.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

For the American Shoe, new style shoe il
the market for ladies, one of the best manu-
factured, 20 to Fred. Brinkman's. 2t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

DR.. j. Thatcher of Urbana, Champaign
County, Pa, was the guest of his brother
Samuel and family the latter part of last
week
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The picnic given by the Lutheran Church
and Sabbath School on the fair ground last
Sunday was pleasant affair and was largely
attended.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The Cash Tailor in Gary Block is selling
Two Dollar Pants for One Twenty-Five. Ge
a pair before they are all gone. 2t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

On Monday last M. Britton shipped a car
load Of his celebrated "a foot oars to San
Francisco, California, the same to be used
on the waters of South America. This goes
to show that Mr.. Britton manufactures No.
article which are in demand all over the
United States, which speaks well for Napo-
Icons ability to produce first class goods.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The Misses Lena and Olga Stockman, of
Defiance, spent Sabbath with their cousin.
Amy Stockman, of this city.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The reader should not fail to read the new
advertisement of Henry Meyer, proprietor of
the celebrated Eagle Clothing House.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Clark and Dick Durbin, of Mcclure, spent
Sunday with their parents in this city.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

You can buy good pair of overalls at 800,
good working shirt at $50, good overshirt al
39c. at Geo. q. Rohrs & Bros. 2t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

We open this week big assortment o
new fall calicos, they are choice nice styles
see them at Geo. 81. Rohrs q Bros. 2t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Always on hand, full line of Gibbs I'm.
perial Plows, Oliver Chilled and Steel Plows
the best in ths world. II. @. GRosoHNER,
Ct Agent.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Henry county fair bids fair being the best
exhibition given in this part of the State this
year. It will be big one.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

II you want good ready-made snit Of
clothes Geo. Hahn can give it to you at low
or price than at any other house in the city.
Try him. tt
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The Fulton and Defiance county commits
sioners met with our board on ditch matters
on Friday last.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Mrs. ]. G. Ketter and Miss Lulu Coover
are visiting friends in Defiance this week.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Every citizen should bring something to
the fair. The more display the better il
speaks for the county.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Attention is called the great hat sale of M
Honeck. Hyou want a good hat for 40 cent
don't fail to see him.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Richard Hudson who has been here visit
ing his many friends, has left for his home
at EImira, N. Y.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Glassware and queensware a specially for
80 days at the Variety Store.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

A young daughter of Mr.. Crosley in Harri
son township was buried yesterday.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Mrs. Garry Powell, of Chicago, is guest at
the home Of her husbands parents in this
city.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Don't forget the 8 and 10 cent counters
when in the city; will be found at the Spot
Cash Variety Store.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

For the latest styles of wall paper call at
the store of F. H. Voigt, Holgate. New
styles cheap. If
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Go to George johnson for fine carts and
buggies. Cheapest place in Napoleon, one
door North of Miller House. If
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Ladies clean your kid gloves with the Math
or Glove Cleaner. For sale only by Shoema-
ker Bros. nov 2, 89-1y
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Joshua Teisher and daughter, of Millers'
burg, Ohio, are guests of the family of Re
corder Hanna.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

E. ]. O'Hearn of Custar was in the city on
Friday. Mr.. O'Hearn thinks of coming to
Napoleon again.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Chas. Binzley, of Brighton, Penn, was
here visiting his brother DR.. Binzley during
the past week.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The celebrated Smith & Stoughton shoe for
gentlemen can be found at Fred. Brink
mans. 2t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Geo. Williamson, of Bluffton, Ind, is visit
ing the family of Nathan Hoy in Harrison
township.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Master Willie Hsly is spending the sum-
mer with his grandparents, Hon. Isaac Kagy,
near Tifin.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Miss Celia Quandt. of Baltimore, Nd, is Q
guest at the home of Mrs. Fred. Baum.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Keep cool and the commandments.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The corn is booming.
New apples are in market.
"
New wheat is coming into market.
Hon. D. D. Donovan was in the city Fri
day.
Peter Saygers has his new residence under
roof.
Cigars, tobacco and pipes at Ke'ter d
Smiths.
Carpets and Rugs at cost at Geo. H. Rohrs
q Bros. H
The vassar shirt has made its appearance
in Napoleon.
Hattie Hudson has just returned home
from Tennessee.
Where is the fend who said this was to be
q cool summer?
A full line of fresh candies received daily
at the Variety Store.
Mrs. Frazier. of GAINESVILLE, is here visiting
her sister, Mrs. Dr.. Haly.
Geo. D. Loomis and little son OF Tifin
were in Napoleon Friday.
New lot of dress goods and dress fannels
at Geo. II. Rohrs d Bros. It
Asa Haggart and VIM. Hutchinson of De-
fiance, were in the city Monday.
Slippers of all kinds at Brinkman's. A
nice line of ladies fine slippers. H
The best pickle pork you ever saw at the
Pork House, 8, 6 and Sc per pound. 3t
Business in the court house outside of the
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

New jswslry at way down prices at the Va
riety Store.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Good plov shoes at s1.0O pair at Geo. q.
Rohrs d Bros. %
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Miss Julia BIackman, of Toledo is visiting
in Napoleon.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Business in the court house outside of th
receiving of taxes, is quite dull just now.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

AS we 90 to press the Republican Stats
Convention is being held at Cleveland.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Love house and lot for rent. Enquire of
e. R. Cowdrick. 81
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
Ohio has 4, ,449 voting precincts.

Money to loan at low rate by Camp
bell & Van Campen.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

For the most reliable seeds of all kinds in
bulk, go to Bradley's. II
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Big assortment of ladies muslin under
wear cheap at Geo. II. Rohrs 4 Bros. 2t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The Redersen Bros. have opened a meat
market in Hamler.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Ladies, try the American Shoe, they will
please you. At Brinkman's. 2t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

A full line of toilet, Fairbanks laundr!
and toilet soaps at the Variety Store.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

The best pickle pork you ever saw at Il
Pork House, g. and Sc per pound. 81
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Slippers of all kinds at Brinkman's.
nice line of ladies fine slippers. 2t
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
Threshers are on the 60.


New jewslry at way down prices at the Va
riety Store.
Miss Julia BIackman, of Toledo is visiting
in Napoleon.
Good plov shoes at $1.0o pair at Geo. Il.
Rohrs d Bros. %
Love house and lot for rent. Enquire of
z. r. Cowdrick. 81
The Redersen Bros. have opened q meat
market in Hamler.
For the most reliable seeds of all kinds in
bulk, go TO Bradley's. II
Ladies, try the American Shoe, they will
please you. At Brinkman's. 2t
A full line of toilet, Fairbanks laundry
and toilet soaps at the Variety Store.
Big assortment of ladies muslin under
wear cheap at Geo. II. Rohrs 4 Bros. 2t
AS we 90 to press the Republican State
Convention is being held at Cleveland.
Miss Celia Ouandt of BaItimore Md. is a
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17

Asa Haggart and VIM. Hutchinson of De-
fiance, were in the city Monday.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
PRESIDENT OF
The MEDICAL ASSOCIATION
MICHIGAN AND OHIO.

NAPOLEON, Miller House,
Thursday, Sept. 18th, 1890.
DEFIANCE, Crosby House,
Friday and Saturday, Sept. 10 and 20, 80.
,DR. BOOTH devotes his entire attention to
Diseases Of the Eye, Ear, Throat, Lungs, and to
all Chronic, Private and Nervous Diseases and
Deformities, Granulated Lids, Cross Eye, Deaf
ness, Discharge Of the Ears, Bronchitis, Chronic
Cough, Goitre (big neck, Fever Sores and Ulcers,
Brightss Disease, Rheumatism, all Diseases Of
the Kidneys and Bladder, Heart, Stomach and
Nervous Diseases; Ch0rea lSt vftus Danee),
Epilepsy (Fits), General Debility Scrofula, Skin
Diseases and all diseases due to bad blood.
EPILEPSY, or FITS, positively cured by a
New and Never-F Failing Remedy.
RECTAL DISEASES. Dr. Booth also makes
aspecialty of all forms Of Rectal Disease. Piles
Internal and External, Itching and Bleeding.
Rectal Ulcers, Fissures, Fistula- (which are often
taken for Nervous and Lung Diseases, all cured
II taken in time. Remember, ! cure all forms OF
Piles without pain, interruption or detention
from business, and without the use OF knife,
Caustic, Ligature or Injection. Come and be
convinced. DR.. Booth made these diseases an
exclusive specially for twenty years In large
city 4
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1890-07-17
TO YOUNG, MlDDLE-AGED.
AND OLD MEN

Suffering from Spermatorrhoa, Impotency (loss
OF manhOOd), or from weakness brought on ng
errors or indiscreti0ns in youth or over irldul-
gence In later years, are given relief In q short
time. Relief Permanent. Absolute Cures Guar
anteed. All cases strictly confidential
SMALL TuM0Rs, CAMcERe, WARTS,
M0L rs. ETC., removed without acids, knife,
pain or scar. New method, Electrolysis.
cATARRH. New Home Treatment. with
apparatus invented by the Doctor. Examine u.
Unsurpassed. Cheap
GUARANTEE to cure every case Of Dyspep.
sia, Sick Headache. Piles, Tape Worm and
Structure.
W- win give special attention to difdcnlt
cases and to cases other physicians have failed
70 cure.
Persons applying for treatment will please
bring two to four ounces OF urine for analysis.
Address,
DRS. 3. s. & co.
MUskEcoN. MICH.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-10-04

Der m5eIi9eu anuabms bet Wtsfinleb Bill
borsreifeab, bic bic erbObuus tes einfubr;cl.
lee sur i5oIse baben iDirb, baben mir rs&'teitis
In alien Departments f6per seiaaft; unb OBJ.
aIei6 I'm aanbe cine prsiserb0suns in allen
6nbrifaten pabrl&einIi if. perben mir bod
iBie bis1r an unferer alien PraGis fsabalien
uub isrtfabrsu, 70 biu.s pie je au bsrlaufsn.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-10-04
ssrrea eamir unO ebsOo anse $780, So &c. $3.50 unb $s
3n 3ebn Dollar

bataun mir anise in oem Saiden Sanie MODERN bou imbor
tem gaiimir gbebiot unb Sort Serep ~ T
Baue ann Beabr uno Rilot Gtof Nu,a bou $40 oum1rts
gUfdnbge ausmab 9baren nnb farbn Gooonaiem gof
Srsp, in mobernm Sdni BON $12 aufrarts.
gi berfauu in unm Department. fit bonerrs feline Mn,Io
nur iclde, bic ipesieG fir nnS smad purben.
Pay Os Ssaaa @ M Maaans sanSen bat bsH Da bic en6
Sur ben eorpuntea @ ar ben basen @ann lit aeoo unS qua
rantrea mir fur 5sben pansnbe an3ise su baben %
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-10-04
Bur SeQd)tullQ.

gerdumt ni4 uniere auspabl Damen lnus au bcFdisen
Damsn pe Sertb ami elegantes unte3eus g oten nt
sblen unere bon SOIen anuebe beno
Worsenrcd Sm 8eneiber pnb llncrrod @e bou $3.50 bis
$11.O0. -
Damsn psaHor" gbemidetien.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-10-04

Die
WD9entli4e 6reie Yreiie fit Seras
erf9eint
ieoea 9ommetfag
un6 foitet
$3.50 fitr 0aS Sabr Doer $f.25 tas
6 @onate in Wuraaabesabluna.
DeSoto times. (Hernando, Miss.) 1879-1898, 1890-06-19
IA LITTLE NONSENSE"

Mrs. Youngwife-"Did you ever try
any of my biscuits, judge?" Judge
"No. I never did, but dare say they de-
serve it."-Yonkers Statesman.
doctor, | am very i'll. And yet l
eat well; I drink well; | sleep well.
sNever fear, my dear madam; we will
cure YOU of all that. '-Harpers Bazar.
Busy cabman CLOSING the door
"Where to, sir?' Apoplectic gentleman
(raspinc)-''I-I-can catch my breath.
IL feel as if we're going to die"
Rusv cabman-''Ye sir; shall | drive to
an undertaker's or the morgue, STRIP
n. Y. Weekly.
--Wife-"John, if we 90 to the thcater
tonight will you have togo out between
+be acts to see a MANI Husband
,srm very much afraid shall" Wife
ssyNell. here's a dollar and half extra.
Get ticket for him, and let him sit
with us."-Llfe.
--"It's all very we'll to talk about
hearing both sides" said Bronson, but
there are some things I don't want to
hear both sides Of" What, for in
stance?" inquired Tangle, 'Nell, a
bass drum, One side of that is quite
enough. "-Light
Young wife (beamingly)-'I have a
surprise for you, Clarence. Imade these
doughnuts myself" Young husband
fpausing with one half way to his mouth
1"You made them, Effie?" 81 did
it's my first attempt" Fervently)- =
"My darling, you have saved my hfe:'
Mavs doughnut down).-Chicago Trlb
| une.
This is the prevalent style Of joke
in the Post-ofice Department-flrs
clerk-"How is this about Wanamakei
selling thirteen two-cent stamps for
cent and quarter" Second clerk"
don't know. He can't Of course" Firs
clerk-"But he does just the same
Isn't one cent and quarter twenty-si'
cents? Ha, han'-Washington Star.
Mrs. Hooligan-"How's the strik'
rettin' on, Missus Grogan?" Mrs. Gro
gan-"Foinely, Oi hear, Mrs. Hooligan
But do yez know what the byes ar
strikin' fer now?n Mrs, Hooligan-It'
EIGHT hours wurruk they want 50 the,
kin have more tonne to pass wild thel
staryin' families" Mrs. Grogan-"Mor'
tonne wild their families, is it? Thin
be hivins, Oh hope they won't win tn
strike, for if Grogan passes any NOR
tonne at home wild his family sorra a
eve will Oi have in me head that won
be as black as coal. .'--America.
DeSoto times. (Hernando, Miss.) 1879-1898, 1890-06-19

dldn't know wat were goin' on. She
dabbed down ag'in an brung out a hull
han full o young catfish an turned to
dlVlde 'em with her family. Then she
dlskiverd th't tn was un%y five kittens
left, an lookin'' round jist more thin
stonlshed, she see the last of her missin'
young un goin down the nanny cat
hsh's throat. Then she ripped and tore
an took on so orful th't, bgosh, she
skeert me, but | stuck an hung whar I
were to see how the row mowt come out.
The oil cat tore her ham full O young
catties to pieces an stuffed 'em down
her young uns' throats SO durn savage
th't she most choked the liyers outen
'em. I've see wildcats an painters when
they was mad, Squire, but | never see
none of 'em th't were more rampaginous
thin the nanny catfish were Wen she
see dozent or more of her family bein
chawd up like that at one fell swoop, as
Dominic Van Slocum mowt say. She
sprung out on that log an swep' your
OF cat often it ez if she'd been feather.
She bit one O. the kittens squar in two,
an dropped half o it on one side O. the
log an half of it on tother side. Then
she stepped inter the water ag'in an
laid back to see how the OF cat liked
the way things was goin'.
"Your cat scrambled back on the log,
an l tell ye, Squire, her dander were
'WaV IN to the ton notch She went to
scoopin' young catfish out O the water