The Minneapolis observer. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1890-1???, 1890-09-20
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-Esverpay Have you completed
my suit that ordercd7r Finklestein--
mo, batf not yet cut do clot', but
half your pill already made ont Chi
cage Post
POND Mother-(to her son1- THAT
young lady with whom you were talk
ing seems to be quite belle" Kegi-
nald-twho found Miss Yesano dnlI)-
Yes, mother, quito . dumb-belL -
Harper's Bazaar.
I'll hate himl~-I hate him as ! do
poiaonlr Then why do you have him
visit you7s Well. I'll tell you, but
you must not betray mo. Ny wife docs
my cooking. aud | want TO ruin his d.
gestion. ~ arper's Bazar.
First Messenger Boy say, yer
there. wat fur yer runuin' down the
street Just uow2r Second Messenger
Boy--"Ah. com-ofi. Some bloke guy
me push an started me runnin' an
wuz too lazy 70 stop. see?s
When q man has two cigar, good
one and one intolerably bad, and he
gives away the former and smokes the
stoga himself. that man comes about as
near Christian perfection As It il pos
sibie for \ man 70 get--Boston Tram
script
~ see by the newspapers" re-
marked Mrs Bunting, shat a petrified
Jaw two feet long has been found in Cal
ifornia." why, you never told me
that your ancestors came from that
part OF the country" replied her hus-
band Figaro
Lawyer TO Burglar)-"Don't tak'
All have. It's ruin" Burglar Well,
I'll tell you what I'll do. pard. won't
iiyyy now, but II ! get snaggcd BY the
police Ill let you defend me ard go you
halves II you got me Of. Sec?"-Pitts-
burgh Dispatch.
= Mrs Higgins--(to her star boarder)
Won't you try the chicken, Mr..
Mc,junkin?' Misunderstanding IL 10
his neighbour -''Thanks, no; bat the
Judge here Is the man 20 do that"
Mrs. Higgins ''why2p McJunkin--
''Hs's used 10 trying tough characters,
| you know. Inter Ocean.
mo Responsibility. $50 you are
married, Jaek?" 81 am, jim" II
hore you considered the matter we'll
II Is q serious matter assuming the Fe-
sponsibilities involved IN marriage. :"
You're wrong. my friend. ] have no
responsibility at all now, My wlte's
the boss. "-- Bost0n Courier.
Uncle John-"It pains me, Charles,
10 hear you forever saying what great
things you arc going 70 do next week,
next month, or next year. Why don't
you try and do something now? There
is no time like the present" Charles
"And IL is for that reason. Uncle John,
that mean 10 enjoy 1t all can"
I'D like to ask you how you killed
this chicken. said the homeless young
man to his landlady. ''Why. tina girl
cut It's head of, OF course" with a
hat6het3'' ITO DO sure; you seem un.
aecountably interested mo, but |
would like 10 know where you buy Yonr
hat,hets Washington Post
- softpato--'I don't fawncy the style
OF sports In vogue just now Think
they're wather duh, you know. just
think Of the good old days when they
used 10 hunt the stag. and the boar,
and all that sort OF thing" Miss Sharpe
-s'Ilunt the bore? All. yesl What
pity you did not live In those daysl''-
/ America.
Whiffers--"Narrow escape Differs
had yesterday, wasn't it3" Miffers--
II didn't hear OF H." Whiffers-'' why,
that bore. DE Gabble. button-holed him
on tho street and began telling him all
about that first baby Of his; but fortn.
nately just as he got started runaway
horse dashed into them and Differs was
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