The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-12-06
MISSOURI EDITORS.
what They are saying In Their
Papers,

ruItOH udZctLc.- Dchu uucu tcil uU
tales" Still you high tariff fellows
keep babbling.
Rolla Herald convened.
Reed will be "king bee" for a short
season, and then-a drone.
Greenfield Advocate:-Col. Bill Snort
says "Quay has gone to the dogs
which is rough on the dogs"
Fulton Sun:-Of the 20 counties OF
Missouri showing republican majorities
at the late election, five were carried
by less than 100.
Mexico Ledger:-Two by two the
patients "cured by the christian scien.
lists" die, and still there are others TO
take their places.
Lancaster Excelsior:-Chsrley Ross
has been found a%gain-this time in a
Massachusetts, Jail, where he is serving
a term for stealing.
Bates County Democrat:-A yonng
lad 16 years of age, of Newberry, N.
Y, has become an imbecile in mind
from cigarette smoking.
Bates County Democrat:-Joplin is
to have a $3.50, 900 hotel erected bv the
business men of that city who have
formed a stock company.
Kahoka Herald:-It ia not quite time
yet for the republican papers to begin
telling their readers that Missouri will
be a republican state in 1892.
Fulton Sun:-Julius Fischer will
contest Annie Bakers right to hold
the Office Of county clerk of Jasper
county, this state. Julius is a galooli
Falton Sun:-The people gong home
from church in Sedalis, last Sunday,
almost wiIted when they beheld a
young lady coming up the street at a
lively whirl On a bicycle.
Cooper County Democrat :-Gover-
nor Francis hit the nail on the head
when he appointed Thomas and Mac
tarlane. Both gentlemen are well quail
flied to fill the important positions.
FELTON, Sun:-Lloyd Smedley, IS,
Nevada, monkeyed with an old army
masket. II burst and an inch square
piece OF the stock was blown into his
head above. the right eye. He will die.
Ellsberry News:-Gov. Francis has
a level head, and knows the size of
southeast Missouri. Aside from the
fact, however, his appointment OF
Judge Thomas is q fitting tribute to an
able %iurist.
Shelblna Democrat:-Succi, the fas-
ter, has gone without food tor a fort.
night, and he looks almost as thin,
gaunt and starved as the men, women
and children at work in the p. elected
mines of Pennsylvania.
Knox County Democrat:-Auguste
a picker-up of cigar ends, has just died
in Paris, leaving behind him the respec.
table sum of n hundred thousand
francs, which, it is narrated, he amass-
ed from his occupation.
Cooper County Democrat:-Lodge
thinks the republicans will not disturb
the Mckinley bill; he also thinks that
Mills will be the next speaker; if he
shall be, Mr.. Reed will certainly feel
very pleasant addressing Mills.
Pierce City characterization be.
ing a man Of reflected brains, supposed
TO inherit common sense from his
grandfather, a good deal OF curiosity is
felt to know if, in his message, he wi1
urge the passage Of tho force bill.
Cassville Democrat Whether an
electric execution is an unusual pun
ishment" or not, about three fourths of
the republican party of this country
would be glad to see a test trial made
on the Hon. Mat. S. quay, of Penn.
Knox County Democrat - Here's the
latest thing In trusts. II Is o monkey
trust, organized at Newark, N. D., by
Italians, "to bring to America for sale
the different cities and museums
monkeys from Africa and the Azores"
Pierce City Democrat The Demo.
,rat can see no force in the plea tina