The sun., 1890-01-26

well have you farmers had rain enough =
qHSTfS e TSs sE%Sr E0S rSp S the market
xoS SSCspso ;s %6I 4 has rainod almost
the farm now, but II we had a little more rain
I think | could put on e. e aatboat % and carry
bigger loads"-Detroh Free fress
1t takes man lifetime 70 establish o char
acter noted for charity, truthfulness, and per-
feet honesty. He can become notorious as
thief in twenty-iour hours.-NeD Orleans hoa-
pune,
There are only three one-leRRed members Of
the House this year: Henderson Of Iowa. Stern
OF Kentucky, and HOFFMAN OF ono. put tnere
In times like these the Doctor skilled
M niS . sSps: Of S cgrins ring ,SansS Si6srS o,,.a
Drawn from the public eSssSSis s:s;a.;,,, o,,,,,,
.Harry-And. dearest. do you think OF me all
ala H.5r e1s the days s6s Sss
know that that must make some difference
Boston Transcript
Resolutions are like messenger boys. They
Boston Transcript
what is your idea of q gentleman Yel-
Of story SnS ss7eP sTs'sh says h hs
fore."-Boston Courier.
wickwire-what is the reason Nudge does
not SPEAK to you any moreR Have you Of
Ya6sley-Yes. claimed that he had nothing
but common oold.-1eyre Haute Express.
& There oS tSs tSG PSse Tsy On. HoSs
they haven't any mind; the other, that they
haven't any business.- -Harudrd LamDoon.
Doctor feeling the patients pulse>-Um. um.
you send in your bill p Washington Star. 49,
Physician-,Madam.h how did your. husband
neia oSpd %g oat
Wife Of Patient-He was hardly awake and
p91ShRg I0F bds hs cough do got
Of this Kind before?
when he lived in % New jersey @ '''" - ''' 0"''
Physicien-Is your husband from New, Jer-
sey2 Madam, he will -Cmcago Tribune.
Mrs. Montmorency-Smyt Mrs, Rag
house Whenever dif1culty occurs between
my husband and me Mr.. smythe always takes
Il Mrs. % De De- Beresferd- R Raggles-Ah. yes; I've
often wondered why Mr.. % %Smythe ,, spent 80
After the railroad accident. Husband textri-
ca ing himself from the wreckl-Emily. thank
God you ai safel Heavens! isn't this awful
Wife.Dreadful! Hear the poor people Groan!
Husband-what is 1t. lover.
Wife,ls my hat on straight F-Burin0ton
by thunder. old fellow, what has happened
to YOU that you smile SO all the timer What. is
IT. q good I% .. III ~. 30, am ora ,av.r
graphing im."HFie0ende Biaeder:
LandIsdyaMeEeyl somsthine ad d5sadiul,s .ses e.,
sFoss-treassurine neIy,"ordinarily. yes but
ss hH Ga know 80 e95 h9es9 one can
Yabsley-Wickw wire we have Just been dis
cussing the question whether married women
really T a DO 60 through their husbands pockets.
Wickwire-of course can only give you my
own experience. and that is she don't When
sss efs ase e rres sns ss''0m OF them she stops
Amillion little microbes
rhsss wsrs .S aHTsinS S,1,t n The ri 'Tn Inn ,,o,
And then there but one
This lonely little microbe
Ana Sasia SsiS, NJ @i MsS Miss l. ihp Too was dead
BeeAu''rvo lost my EfiI;o t5,;o, y,or,c,,n,
Tho dear delightful vASsAr girl
win lSassf Sass Of s'Goi 9ou hs5 sGsSSx Ssha gum
= Tdshtn0ton Star.
facetious Bostonian. who has occasion to
send postal cards to certain small city where
there is Postm stress, writes this legend on
the top, OF the Gard; Please forward after
perusal."-Boston Herald.
The Snow Shovel Trust seems to have leased
quarters outside the breastworks for the year
$780, Washington Post.
The man who thinks quick and speaks slow
ly.-Ne,o Orleans PtcaVune.
At any rate the mortality from influenza is
not so great as that from the elixir OF lie lew
months ago. 4Hil,Ddukee Sentinel
wRas Ana he he SFRs .%ora sFh anG az .hsa :Si 'd
II ,Sta Son is,S sne.sa sas fSl a.idi" n"a 'p''a
Arc to the sounds of dole and woe
By %hsst.tonss % ; sridse they laid him low.
The golden stair he coulomb.
-LUs.
While passing farm in Virginia the figure
for the utter absence OF any decorative efforts,
was to be seen leaning against the fence.
" How are you getting along down hero"
".:$SsGSd"" " :Ss d"s "isTnSS 'S1- ~ ~ N
Can you raise anything on it2"
labs , on it; fohth mortgage too."-WaShtnOton
HSrryA5s yoq singing GdunS f. the choir ;bS nP1E R0w
Kedrnev Enterprise.
1t must have been drEeadfully hard to wear
Yes; they have the appearance OF hard
Young Medical Student ITO his sweetheart)-
Do you know Julia, that the human heart Is
equal to the lifting OF 100 pounds every "a
Julia (dsmuEelyl- DWELL. that's Just my weight.
Grand Rapids NetcS.
NAV. ! INQUIRE your occupation2" asked
am a clerk on a salary Of $3.50 a month"
Your ailment. sir" said the doctor. with de-
oision.. Is not gout 1t is simply an aggravated
case OF inRrowinR toenail. Chicago Tribune.
"Did yCq ever call upon DR.. Banquet. pro-
Yes, - H, ONCE; i was drowning"
Yes He diagnosticated my case on the In
gtant and wrote q prescription on chip which
he threw into the water whore could get It"
What was the prescription%
II; Swim."-LUe.
Mistress (kindlyl-Jsne. / hear you have been
seen In the park with my husband.
Jane ldefiantlyl-Yes; ma'am; have.
Mistress (still more kindlyl-Well. Jane you
are COED girl; and dislike to lose you. but
keeps bad company.-NetO HGpsn NutnleOs.
Newly accented suitor-Well, Bobby you will
have MH b he% unoe @ soon; au your Aunt
Bobby lsurprised well, that's strange. 1
heard her tell mamma only yesterday that you
were HobBon's choice.-LlJe.
Patient lone OF the 400l-Doctor. 10 this COM
plaint-la grippe. think you call it-pTeyRlent
among the-aw-the masses
Physician-It is, MoIe than half the patients
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