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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
saw the Connection.

SIS that check good Tor anythngp' asked
passenger Off the Lake Shore road Of the
policeman at the D,troit and Milwaukee
depot yesterday
mo, sir" replied the officer, after an in
spection That's confidence mans check.
How much did you let him haveP
Thirty dollars"
"Well, you have been swindled- Didn't
you ever read Of their gamesP
Lots Of times
sand yet you were roped inP
"Yes.n
~ can't help you any"
ldon't want you to, ! want you to look
at this.n
He handed the officer parcel which, upon
being opened. was found 10 contain large
bunch Of human hair which had been pulled
out by tho roots, together with piece Of a
mans ear
"And couut this" added the man, as he
held out roll Of money
"Here are $40, and what does ii all meanF
asked the officer
"lm the man that was swindled This
truck belonged TO the chap who thought he
had caught a sucker See the connecticut
Closely observe my left eye. See any squash
In therel Feel Of my head Amy soft spots
anywhere around Tra-la, old boy, and tell
'em not to weep for yours trulyp-Detroit
Free Press
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pnterl,al "reminiscences.

Col. Fred Grant and Robert Lincoln
were converSing in low tones in the Fifth
Avenue hotel corridor. Col Grant pulled
a cigar out of his pocket and stuck it in
his mouth, From his trousers pocket he
drew forth solid gold match box,
studded with diamonds. He touched the
biggest stone with his thumb and the
lid Of the box flew open.
''QR,te match box said Lincoln.
"Ycs,n sSid Col Grant, 1T was
given to fathsr by the sultan Of Turkey.
l would not part with for the world. 1t
is very valuable. Father carried it for
years. Do YOU carry anything that was
precious 10 Your fatherl"
''YeS, was the reply, and the speaker
pulled out Of his pocket an open face Sold
gold watch.
at was given to father by mother, >
said the speaker. The inscription read
''Te Abraham Lincoln, IRON his loving
wife. Foster Coates Letter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
TRADES AND OCCUPATIONS.

THE YOUTHS COMPANION for 1891 will
give an Instructive and helpful Series of
Papers, each Of which describes the char.
acter Of some leading Trade for Boys or
Occupation for Girls They give iuforma
tion az to the Apprenticeship required 10
learn each, the Wages to be expected, the
Qualities needed in order to enter and the
prospects of Success. To New Subscribers
who send 81. 70 Az once the paper will be
sent free TO Junudrv I, 1884, and for q
full gear from that date. Address
The YOUTHS COMPANION,
Boston Mass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

man who has practIeed medicine for forty
years ought to know salt from sugar read what
he says:
TOLEDO, o., January TO- 1887.
Messrs. f. j. Cheney d CO.--GENTLEMEN: have
been In the general practice of medicine for most
forty years. and would say that in all my prac-
tice aud experience have never seen pTepara-
tion tnat / could prescribe with as much conf
dence of success as I can Halls ratarrh Cure
manufactured by you. Have prescribed il great
many times, and its effect is wonderful; and
would say in conclusion that have yet to find
a case OF tirrh that it would not cure, If they
would take il according to directions. Yours
truly, l.. l. GORsUCH. NJ. b.
Office, 2l5 Summit street
We will give 500 for any case OF caiarrh that
can not be cured with Halls Catarrh Cure
Taken internally
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Proprietors,
Toledo, o.
EGF- Sold by druggists, 75c,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

Corkins Wipedunks, | have accidentally
lost that book borrowed Of you the other
day, l'm awfully sorry, for | hadn't quite
finished it. You haven't another copy, have
your
Wipedunks-l have not, Corltins, but tsug.
gestivelyl there is bookstore next door to
my Office
Corkins considerably reieved) - That's
lucky You can get another one without any
trouble pll call around tomorrow Splendid
book, Wipedunks, wouldn't miss reading
1t for SlO0 Chicago Tribune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
Ho Helped Him.

"Say, pard I'm starving GiBno dime
for meal, won't yerF
The speaker was n sad eyed tramp The
man addressed might have been one Of the
McAllister 400 Tho scion Of aristocracy
glanced scornfully at the scion Of poverty,
allowing bis eyes to rest unfondly upon the
unshayeu cheek and chin Of tho hungering
soul
"Ieah," he said. "lleahs quartah.
don't give a rap for youah hungah, but fab
the sake Of sassiety 50 and get shaved. "-New
York Evening Sun
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

BRANDRETH's PILLS are the oldest,
safest and best blood purifier and purga-
tive known. They are purely vegetable,
therefore harmless. They are always the
same and always produce the same effect
Other purgatives require increased doses
and finally cease acting altogether. A
course Of one or two Of BRANDRETH
PILLS taken each night is a positive cure
for constipation, headache and all bilious
disorders. II you can't take them plain,
get them sugar-coated,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
Taking un the Thrend Again.

There had been a runaway A pair Of
horses were down a carriage smashed to
pieces, and the driver aud lady lay groan
ing on the grass with their hurts The street
car stopped and many got Off to render aid
Among those who stood on the rear platform
were two ladies, one Of whom held up her
hands in horror and exclaimed:
Mercy on mel but what an awful, awful
AFFAIR." How long did you say you boiled
your grape jelly, Mrs Smithp-Detroit Free
Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

Bishop to Pat, returning from work.
You look tired, Pat
Pat-Oi am, sorr It's harrud day I've
had, sorr, as foreman o the gang-tin
straight hours.
Bishop-Ah, Pat, weall have to work hard
in this world. often put in eighteen hours
day.
Pat-Yis, your rlvirence, but your
wmruck is oisy loike, and clane, and yes
hasent any responsibility. New York Sun
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
4 dnilnrtltre

- VtRHtoF0
from ordinary methods has long
been adopted by the makers of DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
They know what it can do and
they guarantee it. Your money
is promptly returned, il it fails to
benefit or cure in all diseases arising
from torpid liver or impure blood.
No better terms could be asked for.
No better remedy can be had.
Nothing else that claims to be q
blood-puriiler is sold in this way
because nothing else is like the
&C. M. D.n
So positively certain is it in its
curative effects as to aoa'rqRt its
makers in selling it, as they are do
ing, through druggists, on trial!
It's especially potent in curing
letter Salt-rheum, Eczema, Fry
sipelas, Boils, Carbuneles, Sore
Eyes, Goitre, or Thick Neck, and
Enlarged Glands, Tumors and
Swellmgs. Great Eating Ulcers
rapidly heal under its benign in
tluence. Worlds Dispensary Med
ioal Association, eos Main Street,
Buffalo, N. Y.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
A LIttlo Commission.

She ION board the yacht Fleetwng)-What
are they doing, Lieut. Goldbraidt
He--They are weighing tho anchor
She--0h, are theyl Would you mind ask
ing how muchit weighsi am SO interested
in everything Of nautical nature. The
Epoch.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

DR.. Williams Indian Pile Ointment will cure
Blind. Bleeding aud Itching Piles when all other
olntments have failed. 1t absorbs the tumors,
allays the itching at once, acts as a poultice,
gives instant relief. DR. Williams Indian Pile
Ointment is prepared only for Piles and Itching
OF the private parts and nothing else. Every
box is warranted. Sold bv druggists, or sent.by
mail on receipt Of pric" SOC and 81 per box.
WILLIAMS MANUFACTURING CO,
Proprietors Cleveland, o.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

Chicago Man CJn Chestnut street, That
gentleman just bowed to is one of the most
remarkable men III Chicago.
Philadelphiun Chs In what wayl
"He was born there. Philadelphia Rec
ord
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

Forthroat diseases and coughs "BrOlOn's
Br0nchiat Troctes," like all other ne ,Hy
good things, are initiated. and purchasers
should be careful to Obtain the genuine
article prepared by JOHN |. Brown &
Sons
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

The saving in clothing where Dobbins'
Electric Soap is used is ttcenty times the
SOAP bill II is no new experiment, but
has been sold for "a years. To-day just as
pure az in 865. Try it. Your grocer has
IL or will order IT,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
IN ooNsrANr PAIN IS MoNrns.

And How It Was Cured by Electricity
After All Other Known Remedies
Had Failed-TOtaI Deafness Cured by
the Same Method Eighteen Years
Ago and Remains Permanent TO his
Day.
IA Market St., Portland, Or, Nov. 2S, 1890.
Editor Oregoniau: Seeing so many
cards and letters in favor Of DR.. Darrin, |
think it justice 10 him a. as well as the
afflicted TO tell what he did for my wife
TWO years ago. For IF cen months prior
to calling on him she had been suffering
constant pain night and day from the eff
fetts Of rheumatism in her arms and
shoulder. She had not raised her arm to
her mead during that time. She could not
sleep only by taking opistes and her gen
eral health was poor and broken down.
After course of electric treatment by DR..
Darrln she was curs and has never had a
return Of her former troubles. Will gladly
answer any questions By etter or other-
wise. G. f. MAY HEW.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
KINTER IS COMING.

Send to Smiths for your winter outfit
They have the biggest stook Of undertaking.
They have the best boots aud shoes They ave
the cheapest hosiery for everybody. They have
the greatest variety of dry goods. They have
family groceries of all kinds They have dried
fruit OF the new crop. They have canned goods
at wholesale prices They have warm mitters
and gloves. they have blankets from $125 up.
They have comforts from 30 cents each to S..
They have overalls OF every size. They pay spe.
cial attention to all orders, Address for full
particulars and copy of Hi)me Circle free
Smith,s Cash store, AIS Front street,
Sam 9ranciS0. Cal
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
RELIABLE AND ALWAYS THE SAME

Mr. Younghusband- I'm caught at last
Old Fisherman lin surprise)-And she didn't
throw you back!
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
CAMP LIFE.

The one thing you'll slwsys fud in every cow.
boys outfit when he goes IN the spring roundup
is " Fish Brand " Pommd Slieker. They make
the only perfect saddle eoat, and come either black
or yellow They protect the whole front Of the
the saddle entire, When used as a waking coat,
the extension pieces neatly overap each other,
making 4 regular overccat with double storm
proof froai. When riding, the saddle is 6~y as
bone, from pommsl 10 eantle, ard the rider IS en-
q Slickers,n beng Of extra width, make hne
blankets Tor camp. Beware Il worthless limitations,
every garment stamped wilh " Fish Brand Trade
Mark Don't accept any inieriNr coat when you
Can havo he Fish Brand Slicker" delivered with
cat extra eoss. Particulars sai illustrated essa1cyus
tes
A. ]. ToWER, Boston, Mass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
pILEsl PILEsl PILES !

"What is family tree, papa?' "a chestnut,
my SON ="
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

Nuts for the Democrats.-Jackson was "Old
Hickory" Cleveland deserves TO be known and
remember as Old Chestnut.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
Total Deafness Cured by Electricity.

Mr.. Editor: lu 1872 my daughter was
taken with membranous Group, and uppT
her recovery was left totally deaf called
on two eminent physicians, who said they
coulA do nothing for her. AS last resort
| took her TO DIR. DarTin, who cured her
so she has never been troubled with deaf
ness SINCE consider it one of the great
est cures Of electric treatment on record,
and with great satisfaction give this testi.
monial. ri-ide in Berkeley, Alameda Co.,
California, and will take great pleasure in
answering any inquiries concerning this
most remarkable cure. Yours respect
fully, WILLIAM S. DIBBLE.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

Several candidates are now using brands Of
patent medicine which provide cure for that
Tired foellngn
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

Beware OF limitations of the celebrated Seal OF
North Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

The Drs. Darrin are crowded with pa.
tients from 10 A. NJ. to s p. M. They have
large country practice and send their
electric remedies to any one desiring
home treatment for any durable chronic,
a'ute or private diseases, which are kept
strictly confidential.
One of the doctors is visiting different
towns in the State to better accommodate
those who find it impossible to come to
Portland. One of the doctors will be at
the Hoffman House, Eugene City, Dec. |
to 9.
The head office at 70I Washington
street, Portland, will run as usual Con-
sultation and examination free. All
classes treated free from 10 to II A M.
daily. Charges moderate, being only $50
a month for { ach disease, or in that pro
portion, as cases may require. Send for
circular, free to any address.
Do not insult the under man in fight b tell
tgts. thnra Il gs,1o ,txr ton.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13
FREE SURGICAL MUSEUM.

Do not insult the under man in a fight b tel
ing him there is plenty room on top.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1890-12-13

ne- Sold by druggists, 75c
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05
Warm Clothing.

The relation OF animal hea, TO heath
and proper digestior is very close.
Cool health is never secuted escept
BY proper attention u clothing. iihl.
should he neither too heavy nor TOO
scanty. The animal heat !, too largely
retained in the a. c..st. aud iEtu.ii.
ciently held ia tho other. External
cold, ia moderate degree. acts as a
sort of stimulaut through the nervous
system. when ii comes in contact with
an exposed or thinly clad p&rl Of the
body.
One OF the chief causes of a chill is
a sudden evaporation of the perspira,
ton. Another is a sudden arrest of
p~erspiration. These are largely pre-.
vented when one isclad in comfortable
underclothing. The bracing effect of
cold is felt when one is not too thickly
clothed, and when at the same time
the surface heat is in a dangerous ex.
cess. Thus 'the indiscriminate use II
the thick, heavy oyercoat" cannot be
too greatly deprecated. To this may
be largely attributed the colds 50 com.
mon in the cold seasons Of the year
Warm, thick underclothing apa nght
outcrclothing this should be the
habit adopted. 1t is in the intermit.
tent use Of the heavy overcoat that
dangers Turk. Rhode Island State
Bulletin.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05
Fighting at some Disadvantage.

A bull dog dwells on High street, in
Auburn, of bull dog tendencies in
spite Of domesticity. He knows one
master "A boy of tender years who
drives the bull dog around in a Sled
and who, when he does not behave.
punches the bull dog in the head and
proves who Is running the establish.
ment. Strong men have turned aside
for this dog. One gentleman of over
T5 pounds ayoirdupois crosses the
street when the bull dog, lying in wait
for him, sticks his head out of the
'front.' yard and shakes his upper lip
commandiugly This bull dog aud
his juvenile M ster were out having a
drive u day his week, the dog being
harncssed int the sled and being left
standing on ne walk while the boy
wentynlo tin house after Il bit of nour
ishing gingr Dread The situation re.
manned unchanged until another dog
appeared o. the scene. The shifting
panorama turns now 10 a lableau,
where the uull dog Is bounding over
the sidewalk and the next moment is
engaging tiIc other dog in mortal com
bat IN tie middle of the street. He
was handicapped by his attachment Of
sled and harness. but he WAS very nc.
tive just the SAME and the dogs fought
under the sled and over Tire sled aud
on top of tue sled. A team vas com.
ing down the street and the driver did
not see the dogs aud the dogs did not
see the horse. There was a sudden
collision and panic Of dog. sled, boy
and horse, and the street was full Of
woe. When the relics We're gathered
up the bull dog was found to be un-
hurt and ready 10 proceed to his daily
routine Of RECOMMENDATION -Iewiston
Journal,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05
CANNON MADE OF LEATHER.
They Were Successfully Used In Ancient
English Warfare.

s'
LET me give you a bit OF history"
said a downtown leather merchant,
''that many a student has overlooked
The objects of peace are not all that
leather figures in, for it is 10 leather
that we owe the introduction OF light
artillery. Leather cannon have been
actually tried on the battlefield. and.
what i more. turned The Tide or one or
the greatest battles of modern times.
The inventor of leather artillery was a
certain Col. Robert Scott, a Scotch
man IN the service of Charles | Of
England.
lie constructed guns of hardened
leather and cXperimentally tried them.
The result Was that they were pro-
nouuced superior 10 runs made of
brass or iron. The colonel. however,
did not live long TO enjoy the greatest
triumph OF his invention. lie died in
1861, and a monument erected To his
memory | have seen IN a churchyard
IN London This monument represents
him Us an armor clad, fierce looking
man, wearing IA heavy mustache and a
pointed beard
in the very year of the colonel's
death the effectiveness of his lcathern
artillery was amply proved on the
memorable field of Liepsic. where.
Sept Z, 1851. Gustavus Adolphus
achieved his splendid victory over the
imperialists under Gen. lilly. 1t is
said that il was owing to the invention
of Col. Scott that the victory was OBJ
tanned.
The guns were found to be so easily
carried that "A small battery could ily
from one part of the field To another
and thus artillery be brought to bear
when most needed-a thing impossible
with the heavy artillery of that period.
Certain IL is that leathern artillery was
used in this great battle by Adolphus,
though ii is equally certain Thai the
guns were used afterwafd. The
reason of that, however, was that the
leather guns having demonstrated the
value OF light artillery, a way was dis.
covered OF making the meal runs
lighter, and the greater durability OF
the latter gave them the superiority.
"As used in the battle of Lcipsic the
leather gun consisted of a copper tube
OF the thickness Of parchment,
strengthened by iron plates running
parallel with the length Of the gun,
bound with iron bands. TAet tube was
then bound with several cnalings of
cord. with a cement of maStic lulwecn
each coating, and the whole incloSed
in a case OF tough leather. The weight
of the gun was such that two men
could easily carry it,"
In the year 1880 q snuff box manu-.
facturer named Richmond invented a
leather cannon, which was Tried under
inspection at Woolwich, but il did not
prove as successful as some OF its fore
runners. The celebrated Pete, Pindar !
satirized the affair in these lines;
Richmond w~atciiul Of the states salvation.
spriukliHg bis raveiius DER the nation.
Nos buying ieltIeru boxes by tons.
Improving thus the nature u great guns
Guns UlSt with double natures cid and
roa-hs
To give n broadside, or a pinch OF snuff
The great Napoleon was not above
using leather as "A means of defense.
He put the leather cuirass upon twelve
regiments of his cavalry. New York
Journal
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05
CsplIas aud The Coon.

Coon hunting still gives great m
jOyment 10 hunters in the mountainous
districts Of Massachusetts,. The skin
of the animal sells for a dollar or
more. but this reward is a mere trife
compared TO the pleasure the hunter
finds in tracking and freeing the coon
and finally bringing him to the
ground. Few men yer appreciated
sport of this kind more keenly than q
certain old farmer named Cephas
Green.
+ He and his wife were one day jog
ging along toward the town in the
carryall. their business in the city be-
ing of especial Importance, nothing
less than the signing Of papers which
should transfer half of their farm TO a
neighbor.
They had still four miles 10 go, when
an acquaintance hastily crossed the
road in front of them, his gun on his
shoulder.
AFTER a coon" he said. hastily;
'my boy seen one IN the woods up
here"
us that sof' cried old Farmer Green,
excitedly. He passed the reins To his
wife, leaped from the carryall, and
disappeared after the sportsman.
Six hours l6er a neighbor, driving
over the road, found the carryall
drawn up under n tree, the horse
turned out 10 grass, and Mrs. Green
sitting in the shade, with a look Of
disgust and WEAKNESS IN her face. Usu-
ally the most placid and even tenn
pered Of women, she now said, with
pardonable sharpness:
'If you see job Sanders in town,
please tell him that Cephas Green has
melt q coon, and that that trade Of ours
won't be made as long rs that coon is
alive. IL you're hurried for time you
needn't say anything but Cephas
Green and coon Jobll know the
ss&."-Youth's Companion.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05

Refevonccs-Fifst National Bank Of CHI.
Bank OF Chicago. capital Sl.0UU,ODQ.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05
CONSULTATION FREE.

psy~ Agency for DR.. Lieblg'S Iuvigora-
tor at Room ., 5 +. Broadway, Butte.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05

In IN. District "Jur Of the Seventh Judicial
District Of the st le Of N, ntana, !; hin and
for the County OF Gu SER.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05
"Wednesday, March s, 1890.

BUTTE Is not SATISFIED with the
hundred thousand dollar public bIild-
ing asked for by Congressman Carr r,
and her citizens held a public meeting
on Saturday night, AZ which IA RS ,lu.
tion asking for $500 600 was adopted.
The meeting was well attended. and
for the time being Precinct "a Was for
gotten.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05

We the undersigned BanEs and Bankers willPay
All Prize, lrNGn IN The Louisiana state Lotteries
which msy be- presented at our counters.
R.M. wALMSLES, Pres Louisiana Nat. Rank,
PIERRE LANAtN, Tres, state Nat. Bank
A, BALDWIN, Pres. New Orleans Ma. Bank
CARL kOHN, Pres. Union National hank.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-03-05

The State Of Moniars sends greeting to Henry E.
EhO.st. defendant:
lou are hereby required TO appear IL an action
brought against you by the ABOVE named plaintiffs,
IN the District Court OF the seventh Judicial Dis
said County of Custer, AID {, answer the Complains;
fled therein, within ten days exclusive OF the
day Of s%ervioe) after the service On you Of this
~sumuOns-if served within this county or, II
served out of this county, but In this district,
then within twenty days: Otherwise within forty
dsys-or judgment by default will be taken
against YOU, according 10 the prayer OF said
eOmp 'aiut.
The said action il brought 10 dissolve the bonds
Of %mhirtnOny now existing la Y en- this plain
tif' and def nda ON the ground Of d,seniOn.
aud for cause stalrs: That the defendant on or
about the hrst day Of May, 1855, without reason.
ahle cause aud against the wishes OF this plain.
iid, deserted ard N%;lfully abandoned this said
piaiutif, snd departed from The then Territory
Uf Montana, with no intention Of returning and
has not returned. As will more fully appear by
reference 10 the complaint on file herein.
AM you are HEREBY notified that II you fail 10
appear and answer the sid complaint, .. above
required. the said plaintiff will apply to The court
for the relief demanded IN the complaint and for
costs OF thi, action.
Given usder my hand aud the seal OF the Dis.
f-- triet Court Of the Seventh Judicial Dis
SEAL. trict Of the State 81 Montana, in and for
i-c' the said County ~ Custer, this 2lst day
Of February, In the year of our Lori one Thou.
sand Eight Hundred and Ninety
+. N. SCHWARTZ,
Clerk.
~ ID n,r..,rov nt.4..aa. A,a.u