St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-12
ALL SORTS.

ANY schoolboy who is DESTROYS of
trading his prospects for attaining the
presidency of the United States for the
pennant which will be won by the Min
neapolis ball team can manage deal
by calling at 426 NicOllet avenue.
In order to correct any erroneous I'M
preston which may have got abroad,
Edward Brandus states distinctly, that
the Verestchagin paintings will not be
exhibited at the exposition, as result
of the large crowds which they have
drawn.
A j. BIethen has confirmed the ru-
NOR that the Another Octopus" story,
recently published by the Tribune, was
written by Toby, the oficeboy of that
paper. Blethen says: ut was written
by one of the brightest young men in
my employ"
The loving cup which is to be pre-
scented to one James G.. Blaine is not
The one out of which our own Win
H-n-y E-st-s drinks the health of the
astute Jimmy, although such might be
Inferred from the name of the re-
ceptacle.
The Evening Jay runs big black
letter headline which announces Gar
If and Fair" Even the Jay should
KNOW Glldb dill bllluS ldll uOfCl
be coupled with the tariff.
Poor RemeY! At last he knows how
it is. Day after day he has devoted
his facile pen to casting large hunks of
sarcasm and villitication at the poor
gentleman who exposes himself to bod
lily injury for the purpose of calling
balls and strikes, which triple-plated
monolithS of criticism were placed be-
fore the world in full-faced minion
loaded. But one day, alas that it did
not rain! be consented to try to be an
umpire, and now he sits down before a
plain pine table and murmurS brokenly,
while the cockroaches swim in his tear
lets, MY SIN has found me out"
Eighth Ward Dwarf is reported as
being anxious TO have ''go' with the
Peoria Giant.
AS hint to Ace P. Abell's attorney,
let him not go before the Judge and say
that Ace is Abel to explain everything,
else he will get his client into serious
trouble.
If one P. Cardiff, formerly of Mime
apolis, but more recently of Soupbowl,
had wandered into Des MoineS yeSter-
day at setting of the sun he would have
found nine athletic-looking young men
competent to offer him sympathy.
The Bennett-Moulton Opera company
has done a good business so far, with
the front row we'll filled every night
and the Hudson, Wis, ministers are
said to be turning their carpets and
vanishing their old chairs in anticipa-
ton Of the harvest.
VIII II. Wright, late of Iowa. and now
of the Evening Jay, has entered the field
against Ward McAIlster, and is writing
book to be entitled Society as l In.
tend to Leave It." Some of Willis en-
vious rivals have been heard to remark
that he would leave it in despair.
If the university students, they of the
bullying brows and poetic sentiments
will only take the hint conveyed by Sgr
CruZ'S gift and write all their poetry e
in foreign tongue, they will receive
the thanks of grateful public.
1t is rumored that while G. A. Pills
bury is in Europe he will investigate
the "short" selling of foreign titles tt
American girls, with view to deter
mining its effect upon the ''dook" mar
ket.
1t is now in order for Mrs. McCurdy
ct al. to insinuate that Mrs. II. B
Walker and the ladies who went will
her have praised the condition of tht
Jail merely for the purpose OF taking
Slap at the ", G. L. U.
If the bridging of the tracks will only
bridge the difficulties continually crop
ming out between the st. Louis and the
Manitoba railroads, the district cour
Judges will be able to take vacation
and the public will breathe sigh o
relief.