New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-05-17


with apologies to Bret Harte.)
Al was with Grant the stranger said.
But come 10 my cabin on Carbonate Hill,
And share my wealth In oTe.'
al was with Grant7"I have heard enough,
Aud know you are tried and true
As man must be who marched with him,
And wore the Federal blue"
81 was with Grant" Of con, So sou were
You look like an fonest man
And did You charge f. tile First Brigade.
Or ride behind on the van"
81 don't know what you mean by that
! really don't at all
For was with Grant, was going TO say,
When he ran Iammany Hail.
Then the miner looked at him aghast,
And he laughed in Leadville glee, .
As he summoned his reighbols or carbonate Hius
And hung the chap 20 a tree.
Earl Marble n LeadVlle Democrat
some men," says philosopher in "The Boston
Transcript are gallant toward women in much the
same spirit as that in which they subservient TO
the wishes Of very small children baby is king be-
cause he isn't yet really human beingl And some
women it must be said. accept lackey service from
men in q way which is confession that they believe
this to be true. and are willing TO be reesated 70
palpably inferior position
There are few things in life more depressing than
for the editor of newspaper. who has been writing
learned editorials on the marriage laws for several
weeks TO receive Il letter asking II be Will be 50 kind
10 inform the writer whether or not our laws on
marriage what they should be- and the depression
i nOwlsc allcNlated by the fact that tne leltcF
signed Constant Reader. "-(BoSton Transcript
Can II be, a. some Boston papers insinua.e, that
literary Phadelphans talk about orr and oTtists'f
The truly Boston pronunciation, OF course. is aArr'
and ahr.r-tSts' Don't try get it II you were born
within sound OF Trinitys chimes, for You Will fall
III, Legal -Policeman-Come along!
Ilowling lnebrlate-MhazIer want
81 arrest you. l0I are full Of whshey' 49,.
You bctchcr life. I'm rginal package o. whisn
key an " can't touch me- 1hatsh IN law! Handsh
of. Whoop Chicago Tribune.
Bishop Malalleu. in The Western Christian Ad-
vocaeo tells how processing church members visiting
the city OF Mexico 90 to bullhehts on sunday.
And he thinks IT little inconsistent for Christians
who on the way down read the Bible in the Pullman
car every morning to make such d poor use OF sun
day.
Corker--Nv fortunes made. old boy. I've dis
co,er,d a sire cure for rheumatism in leaves.
Wentman plubiously)-I see. But how are you Ing
to tell when they've, ut the rheumatism
Weptman-Why, the tea leaves -(Amercan Grocer.
The dic;un that the bullet and the Bible must be t'e
a,ents in the work Of civilization has epcrammauc
rim, about it, But as matter Of fact. tie savage.
mon whom the bullet has been used. is in no con-
dition 10 appreciate the Bible And for some reason
m other the bullet u always used first, maybe because
II IS less trouble.
Mr. Krchbiel had many interesting things 70 say
about the precursors OF the panoi9rte. hqudlS 49,.
cr,tng nj sht be account OF the present cursor,
n the piauof0rte drawn from the experience OF pVs
of summer resorts and jewellers WITHIN earShot oi HNs
OF music teachers ,Boston Transcript.