St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-02-17

the manager of the Minneapolis departmen
of the Pioneer Press, has resigned his posi-
ton TO take the position OF managing edltol
of the Duluth Tribune. We fear Harold l:
going away from home.-The Register.
Of course he is, as be is going to Du
luth. When Harold comes back he VII
return.
Popular quotations:
at is by no means a fact that death i
the worst of all evils.-Dr. Fishblatt.
There is no grace III benefit thai
sticks to the fingers. ID. II. Dorman
Poetry has been to me its swn eX
eeeding great reward. IT. S. Varnum
I'VE sacrifice to dress till household
joys and comforts cease. "-VictimS a
the Annual Easter Bonnet Raid.
''The way to fame is like the way t
heaven-through much tfibulation. -
Doc Kilvington.
''Luok! how he laughs and street.-the:
out his arms aud opens wide his blut
eyes upon thine, to hail his father. -
Coroner Towers.
Il take of worthy men whatever they
give; their hearts l gladly take, if not
their hands. frank COthaTin Playing
the Game of Hearts.
The labor unions are to keep watch
on members who smoke other thar
union-made cigars. The pnbiic at large
has been led to suppose that laboring
men are in luck to get even square
meal without the cigars.
Apostle Whitney is in the roofing bus
ineSS.and works above the earth. Here
is a possible reason for his assumption
of sacredness.
The Journal should change its GOSSIP
head to saturday SlOp." There is a
pronounced taste to salad.
"a PERSONAL in an evening paper ad'
Vertises for a gentleman TO assist q
young widow in starting boarding
house. 1t is needless to say that none
but an unattached" gentleman is
wanted.
A shocking case of restitution has
been reported to the health Office from
right here in Minneapolis, and all this
time the heather lives on fat missionary
and wears red WOODEN shirts.
During his lecture on "Pulpit Eccen-
tricities," Rev. NJ. ID. Shutter will eX-
hihit stereOptic pictures of Golightly
MOrrllfs boxing gloves.
Miss Amelia B. Edwards is authority
for the statement thatthe ancient Egyp-
tians used beer. This will be shock
to those fossils who have always firmly
believed that beer is an abominatiOn in
vented by the wicked Democrats.
What fat time old man Osiris an6
his friend Lady Hothor must have had
with all those cakes and drinkableS. il
must have been almost as good as bel ne
a preacher after donation or ponnG
party.
The American idea of humor was
rather striklngly exemplified yesterday
Ralph Ratz, middle-aged German. was
struck by freight car while walking
on the Milwaukee railroad near Sixth
avenue south. He was seriously in
jured, and was removed to his home il
the patrol wagon. Every once In {
while some one would asked who wa!
hurt. "Ratz," would answer the police
and a shout of laughter would go VI
every time the enquiry would be made
Every one seemed to enjoy the joke eX
cept the injured man, and if he haC
been of American descent instead o.
German he would have probably ell
joyed it, too, and literally ''died laugh
ing" Now if some one named McGihty
should be sentenced to be hung, wha
an amount of witticiSm about Dow
went McGinty to the end of the rope
there would be.
Aid. Parry denies the statement tina
the inmates of Bethany home do not
get enough to eat. but he had no trouble
in getting another appropriation of $500
for that institution through the council
The Second ward sidewalk funds hav,
been Overdrawn something like $4,000
Aid. Smith does not think this is right
and he Will probably present reSOlu
ton prohibiting in future the transfe
of this money for any purpose.
Several base ball reporters are wei
pleased over the prospect for a gym
nasium at the ball park. They inten(
to train down and be ready for an,
Observation-Disclosures ball toSsers VIII,
object to adverse criticism.
Now that Judge Emery has decide,
that a mans house is his castle, perhaD
the stepladder sergeant will hesitat
before he breaks down another door Oh
climbs in through transOm.
The chief of police complained tina
some of the chattel mortgage men were
engaged in, to say the least, question
able business. The council gave hin
full power to keep them under surveil
lance.
1t is said that certain alderman onl,
received $500 pounds of coal, when hi
bill called for two tons. Perhaps tina
accounts for the ordinance prOvidin;
for deputy weighmaster at every Goa
yard.
MINNEAPOLIS GLOBULES.
The survivors of the Second Minuesot
cavalry viii meet at the Merchants hotel. 81
Paul, Saturday at 2 o'clock. at which tim
United States Marshal Campbell and G. r
Howard will report of their conference WIT
the state commission IN regard to the prer
aration of the regimental history.
The Ladies Sewing society of the St. Peter
a. VI. T.. church is to hold fair on Nico
let avenue. beginning March ID. The churc
will also give a concert at Labor Temple
Feb DH in which MANY local celebrities wi