Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-03-29
VARIETIES.

fully borne.
A little word may blast a whole
volume of praise.
Meet pressing emergencies with i'm
mediate action.
Great names are not the prognostics
of great eternities.
1t is wise fools who knows enough
to keep it to himself.
A hen which cackles over night lays
no egg in the morning.
at is time to rise," as the baking
powder said to the biscuit.
Pleasure is the flower that pleases;
remembrance, the lasting perfume.
The conscientious man finds it hard
er to please himself than to please 9TH
ers.
In Venice gondolier is discharged
when he is caught gondoleering at the
ladies.
1t is more honorable to have built
a dog-hutch than to have dreamed of
building palace.
Minnie: "Oh, ma, it's all over this
houseW Ma at is? What is it?
"Why, the roof"
Laws are like cobwebs, which may
catch small flies, but let wasps and
hornets break through.
Rev. DIR. Talmage admits that it is
possible for an editor to be Christian.
Thanks, Talmage, thanks.
Out of suffering have emerged the
strongest souls, and the most massive
characters are scanned with scars.
Seneca said the manner of saying or
doing anything goes great way to-
ward the value of the thing itself.
A benevolent mind seeks for no re-
turn for favors bestowed, beyond that
which its own consciousness confers.
Customer-"Give me dozen fried
oysters, Waiter-"Sorry sab, but
Yves all out O shell, sab, ceptin' eggs"
A peevish mind never seems reliev-
ed by unpacking itself-the more it
throws off the more its stock increases.
Artifce may be defeated, and cum
ming over-matched, but, sturdy, honest
and candid principle ever leads to sue
cess.
The wisest must in thousand times
be once mistaken; the most foolish
must in a thousand times be once
right.
"Aren't you going to divide your
tumble with your sister, WillieY
"Yes'm | gave her the hole five min
utes ago.
To ensure health, so far as human
effort can control the matter, one
should above all be cheerful, contented,
and calm
The man who says to his wife, "Give
me the baby, dear, and | will try and
put it to Sleep is greater then he who
taketh city.
In the West. She: "Do you ever
see finer sunset than that in the
East ?" He: "No, the sun never sets
in the East"
Don't build up higher than your
foundation will warrant. 1t is the tree
with more branches than roots that is
blown down.
Woman can only hold subordinate
offices in the Presbyterian church be-
cause none of them are willing to be
recognized as elders.
The beauty of having children in
the house is that whenever you want
small change you can always find it in
the children's bank.
Teacher-"Now, my children, we
will parse the sentence, John refused
the pie Tommy Jones, what is John ?"
Tommy-"A darned fool.
When man grasps at more than
his hands can hold, he is very apt to
forget himself in the effort and lose
what he already possesses.
Mr.. Suburb-"Uncle 'Rastus, wish
you'd go over to my place and clean
out my hen-house." Uncle 'Ratus
with grim what in broad day
light, sab ?"
Selfrespect-an inward dignity of
character, which once acquired and
righteously maintained, nothing-no,
not the hardest drudgery nor the direst
poverty can vanquish.
"Uncle Aleck, what are you doing
this winter ?" "Ts bookkeeping boss"
bookkeeping ?" "Yas, OATS it. De
ole 'ooman takes in washin', N | keeps
de count O de pieces"
We can no more judge of the true
value of man by the impression which
he makes on the pubic than we can
tell whether the seal was gold or brass
by which the stamp was made.
Miss Priscilla Gagged rty(-"No,
Edith, don't believe in these early
marriages. You will have time enough
to get sick of man if you stay single
for ten years longer" Edith-"Time
enough, auntie, but maybe no chance.
Lady engaging footman): "Are
you clever at tablet" James: Eyes,
num-" Lady: "And you know your
way to announcer James "Well,
mum, | know my weight to a pound
or so, but I'd hardly like to say to an
ounce"
} Owner of race-horse Cooking closely
at scales) civilians, you are trife
: overweight Can't you Tighten your
self litter Williams (thej jockey :
"Got ON my lightest suit, sir. Amt