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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
CENTRAL sTisDlgD TInR.
svCnnSy|Vdnid LINES.
From Bridgeport Station.

Trains via the Cleveland aud Piusiurg Rail-
road leave Bridgeport for Plttshurg chlraE1
and Cleveland, i:hOa. m. For Pittsburg, iJ|3t
A. IN For Chicago and Cleveland. 100 3. rn
For Pittsburg aud New York, 2.5i =. ~. fof
steubenyille, s:a3 n. m.
Trains arrive AZ Bridgeport at 1883 @. r., iJ.k2
a. M, I2:l0 D. m, 49, p. M, aud 81 .. ~.
On Saturdays only-For. East Liverpool, 2. 70
D. M; from East Liverpool, II u =. M.
FROM WHEELING STATION.
Trains via the Pittsburg. Cincinnati aud ST..
Louis Railway, Panhandle Route. leave wheel
ing. for Steubenyile, Pittsburg aud the fast
$50 a. m, l2:a5 p. ~. $40 y. n., and $40 p. m
For Columbus, Cincinnati, Indianapolis And ~
and Chicsgo. l2:35 p. m. Trains arrive At wheel
ing Mt $50 a. m, 1000 a. M, 2.sJ y. m, aud ~
.. IN Trains leaving NJ 6:5l a. NJ. aud arriving
NJ $50 D. M. run solid between Wheeling and
Pittsburg. All t,slns daily except Sunday.
uOiO
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Remarkable Rescue.

Mrs. Michael Curtain, PlainfeId, III
makes the statement that she caught colo,
which settled on her lungs; she was treated
fer month by her family physician, ou'
grew worse. He told her she was nope
Isss rietim OF consumption and that no medl-
cine could cure her Her druggist Sug-
gested DIR. Kings New Discovery 1or Con
sumption; she bought bottle ana 10 nel
delight found herself benef1ted from TN. .ne
first dose She contisued us use, anu a. 'ei
taking ten bottles. found herself sound ana
we'll now does her own housework and is
ms well as She ever was. Free trial bottles
of this Great Discovery at Logan Drug
Co.'S Drug Store, large bottles 5Oc' ana
500.
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West virginia Postmssters.

WAsmxGToN, November ls:-New
postofiiceS have been established at
Bowlby, Monongalia county, with Ed
ward J. Bowlby as postmaster, ana al
Vincen, Wetzel county, with Isaac j.
Warman as postmaster. A. j. King,
vice w. j. Morrison, resigned, has been
appointed postmaster at West Milford,
Harrison county.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19


Annie j. Waddl". eNccutriN Of ". II. Waddl'
and in her own right and W. 4. Chambers.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
DOWN WENT M'KINLEY.
runc-"McGiuty.
~ NUGWUMr.

EY A NUGwUNr
Tuesday morning lust at nine,
Biz Mckinley. dressed so fine.
stepped over ,1 his Canton polling booth.
Though hi> Chinese rUrin bill
Could have h-t him beer-his I'LL
That he'd las him put that very night Ia truth.
For good people with Will
Voted So uarc against poor Blu
Aud cleaned him out iu true old YANKEE style.
While the g. o. p. did Gus. aud was ready for
Never jreamiug just how far 10 had to drop.
CHORUS.
Down went Mckinley GO the bottom { the poll,
Aud The author Of the bill Is eating crow-itS
And the c. o. P. is dead. having fallen on its
Dressed in its high tariff clothes.
Aal Reed began to roar. and Lodge he felt
Aud cannon ar,d ~ his mouth with-lye;
but the G. %. T.. was sick aud couldn't Int a
lick.
For NcKinley's hat it loved SO long and we'll.
While the States that caused the mus
When they heard these fellows cus>.
Jailed the G.. %. Il. Tor going on spree. .
Nud Judge "Uucic sam" with smile says. 81 ID
keep YOU there awhile
TIN Grover e. comes back IN '@,.
Down went Drlamater 60 the bottom 90 the
POLL
And Matt Quay upon the cart
I couldn't get hi> mules 90 start.
Aud DO took hu. little time 90 call the party ruii,
/ D-e, ~ lu its Pcnnsy lyania clothes.
/ Vow thc G.. % =. boz Jail
I Looks very tlir and pale. ,
For ID Thought its tariff bantling no small
| child.
While Nckinl~y'> hraius are full
OF coal md tiu and wool.
Aud Blaine with chs pork barrel SETS hiu
wild
| And au Weld to blank despair
I Aud mallv tear thrlr hair,
Lookiu. outeu old salt Rivers che,ric-' shore
/ They sre that they can't swim.
And Vet ioohshly plunged m
To waf-- that they'd never tried before.
Down went ~Eil McKiuley" 10 The bottom %
the SAY"
! And .'it" must De- very wet,
| For Quay hasn't claimed u yet.
But thcv say its ghost comes round ihe Hous'
before the break OF Gay.
Dressed in it. high tariff clothes
NssC York NsrGR
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FINANCE AND TRADE.
Money at 3a3O Per Cent.-Governments
Dull and Heavy-Stocks Lower-Flour
Unchanged-Wheat Lower.

New YORK, November lS.-Money on call
tight, ranging from to 30 per cent. last
loan at per cent; prime mercantile paper
619aSl per cent. Sterling exchange steady
at 4791Sa4S
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
Buckien's Arnica Salve.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Brui ses. Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever,
Sores, letter. Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
COrus and all the Skin Erupticns, and pos
itiyely cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed TO give satisfaction or money
refunded Price y cents per box. For
sale by Logan Drug Co
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
Putting Up a Lightning Rod.
Nqrper's BG:Gr.

HQTptFS Bd-Gr
His mother-Waldo, why are you so
extraordinarily studiouS lately?
Waldo Beaconwealth, of Boston, aged
2I< years. have noticed that recently
vacated college presidencics have been
filed by comparatively very young men,
and in view of some Immediate vacan-
cieS of the same nature, l have deemed
il prudent to be Is thoroughly prepared
- possible.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
\ Boston Chicago Match.

Hotel clerk-See that couple there?
They have just been married. The
bride is from Boston and the groom
from Chicago.
Friend-That so? Sort of pork and
beans As 10 were. Ell?
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
Handicapped by Nature.

Experienced burglar Ito new recruit)
Great Jupiter. Don't make so much
noise.
New recruit can't help it. My toe
joints always crack when ! walk in my
stocking feet.
Experienced burglar much disgust
edl-Then you'd better turn honest.
Iou'il never succeed i'm this line of bus
iueSS. You're cut out for family man
with twin babies that need lulliu' TO
sleep.
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The Danger of the Ball Room.

Smith-Well, but if you can't bear
her, what ever made you propose?
JoneS-Well, we had danced three
times, and | couldn't think of anything
else To say.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
Did Not Want Itspoiied.

Mrs. Larkiu," remarked the minis
ter, 1--WE wish you would let your daugh-
ter join the choir"
..Oh. couldn't think of it, replied
Mrs. Larkim; "She has 4 sweet DISPOSE
ton. and | don't want her to become
ouarrelSome"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19

NFFTCE OF THE CLERK OF The COUN-
~ TY COURT 81 Ohio County. Wet Nir-
In the matter 81 the probate OF the will Of
George Hill. deceased. ..
garet Ann Hill fled her petition asking for the
probate OF the will Of George Hill, deceased.
and it appearing by said petition and an aiilda.
vit filed herein that Sarah Della Lannigan aud
W. T.. Lannigan. her husband, Geo. W. Hlll,
Thomas jefferson Hill. Albert Hill, William
n in aud Pauline Bowden are non-residents Of
the State OF West Virginia. it is therefore or
dered that the aforesaid persons do appear
within one month from the first publication
hereof and do what j. necessary 70 protect
their interest In this matter.
published the FIRST time October y. iss0)
GEORGE HOOK, Clerk.
ROBERT WHITE, Attorney. oc2soawt
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
All for Luck.

Flceced player-Lend me s..
Lucky player am afraid it Will
change my luck.
Fleeced player-Then lend me 81
seven i n lucky number.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
XANAWHA AND MICHIGAN

IN RAILWAY. Y. W. KELLEY, President
(Kanawha Short LineD Schedule IA effect So
yen.ber slih, 1893, (subject 10 change without
notice. Trains leave Wheeling 1871 q. M. via
Ohio River Il. H.; arrive Charleston $50 y. r.
Leave Charleston 5:i5 a. m; arrive Wheeling
7:s5 p. NJ, via o. X. Il. r. Leave Charleston
II 80 a. m; arrive Wheeling 80 a. IN via Co
lumbus and Is. a o., daily except sunday. "Cen.
trail Standard Time Sundays only trains
leave Charleston 500 q. m; arrive Wheeling
10 p. ~. Leave Wheeling 500 a. m; arrive
Charleston as p. NJ, via o. II. X r.
GEO. J. ERBLlCH. q. p A.
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Brir ging Up the Past.

Head Of the frm-That'S pretty
tough looking Office coat you are wear
ing around, Mr.. TraverS.
Travers-YeS, sir. got this with
the last raise in my salary.
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ACCOMMODATION TRAINS.

HUNTINGTON DIVISION No. u. leay'
Clifton Forge daily s.3)a. IA. arrive Huntington
$3.50 D. M No. 10 daily. leave Huntington 60
A. m. arrive Clifton Forge 30 p. M No. D.
daily except Sunday, leave East Sew"ll BOZ e..
m arrive Huntington 1000 %. ~. No ". daily
except sunday, leave Huntington 200 p. Do ar'
rive East Sewell 7.0j =. m.
CINCINNATI DIVISION: No. II. daily rN-
cept sunday leave Russell lrontonl a. ni.. ar-
rive Cincinnati 1889 o. m. No n, daily. except
sunday. leave Cincinnati 300 p. M, arrive Rus
sill SD D. N. NO. ~. daily except sunday
leave Maysville 5:i5 d. m, afriy" 'inrinnai
s.eO a. m. No. - daily except Sunday. leave
Cincinnati 500 p. m. arrive Maysy.lls % 3. Do
Trains at short intervals between Cinrinuaf
and DAYTON. H. " FULLER.
General Passenger Agent.
GEO. ". STEVENS, Gcn1 Sup.
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A Necessity.

Hollow carelessly happy Miss
Pumpkins looks.
She-Yes. When any one is 30 and
has never been engaged Que has to look
careleSSly happy.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
Took IL Out i'm Trade.

"Did that bogus minister ever pay
back that 81 he borrowed of YOU" -.
"No-he-that is, took it in trade.
'In trade?"
.Yes: had him marry me"
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Saturday, the 18th Day of Decem
her A IL IS90

commencing at 10 O'Clock a. m. the following
described two parcels OF real estate. that j. e
say:
First. The South one-thirl Of Lot No. Is III
Chapline aud Eon's addition TO the City OF
Wheeling. In the County Of Ohio. and State Of
West Virginia, fronting twenty-five t22) feet on
Main street and running back the same width
10 an alley. Being the same property conveyed
To August Rolf In his lifetime by John GoshOrn
aud recorded In the Office Of the CLERK Of the
County Court Of said Ohio county, in Deed Book
No. 81, page ~. And
Second. Lot numbered fifteen no. - In
Square No. l6 as designated on the map OF the
subdivisions OF the Joseph Caldwell estate and
additions theFefrom 10 the City Of Wheeling.
county OF Ohio, aud State Of West Virginia,
being the same property conveyed 10 August
Rolf ia his lifetime by Christian klcincr and
wife by deed dated the 10Th day OF August. \.
ID. 1874. and recorded in the Office Of the Clerk
Of the County Court of said Ohio county. IN
Deed Book No. %! pages 2sS and 2sg. Said last
mentioned parcel. Lot No 10, will be- offered ~
a whole and In two parts.
TERMS OF SALE-Onethird, OF as much
more as the purchaser may elect TO pay, cash on
day Of sale, the balance, II any, In two cqua
instruments. payable in siX-and twelve month";
| respectively rom the day Of sale with intercs
| from that day. the purchaser to give his note
| for the deferred payments. and the title To th'
property 10 BE- retained until the notes are pale
| in full. LOUIS +. STlFEL,
Special Commissioner.
WM IIALLEE. Auctioncor.
hereby certify that the said Special Commits
sioner has given bond required by law and
the decree entered in the above entitled cause
nol3 JOHN W. MITCHELL, Clerk.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
The Dear Girls.
Uapsey's Weekly.

Ethel-Don't you like those sofas that
have lust room enough for two?
Maud-Yes, but like those that nave
hardly room enough for two far better
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4llbeelin9 3e9istfr
Gruurlrra' o5uinr.

A RRIVAL AND DEPARTURE
n OF TRAINS-ExPLASATIOS OF RErER-
ENcY MARKS: sDaily. tSunday excepted. ,Mon-
d,tv excepted SUNDAY excepted. saturday
4Vc.pted saturday ouiy. SUNDAY only-s5
Ncrilian. Nov Is 1870 Wheeling time, which
= one hour earlier than Central Time.
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MANY Persons sre broken

down from oycTwork OF Eou-ehold cares.
Browns iron Bitter5 rctnHds the
system. Gids digestion. rcL9vc5 c--ccss Grille,
End cures malaria. Ocs the ccnnnc.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19

Nos 3 aud {. daily. +. y. y. Limited. run solid
between New York aud Cincinnati with Nest-
bule Sleeper between Washington aud iouir.
willie aud Old Point aud Hinton.
Nos | and . have Pullman Sleep"rs between
Cincinnati aud Washington. solid train between
Cincinnati and Old Point daily
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
The Metal Market,

New York, November 1s.-Pig iron
steady aud quiet. Copper, neglected: lake
$40 50 Lead, dull at = 50. Tin, unsettled;
straits so II.
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y WESTERN AUCTION SALE.
Useless Material Left In the Hands of the
Grand Old Party.

The following circular was distribut-
cd at the Democratic celebration at APP
pleton Wis:
AUCTION! AUCTIONi
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CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RAIL
~ WAY COMPANY.
r. F.. ".

(Fast Plying Nirginianl
vestibule Limited. solid, with Dining Car be-.
tween New York. Washington and Cincinnati
Nestibuie Sleeper between Washington aud
Louisville and Old Point and Cincinnati Srh,d
ule IN Effect July - 1870
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TO WEAK MEN.

Suffering from the effects OF youthful errors.
early decay, wasting weakness. lost manhood.
etc. | will send q valuable treatise (seale2l con.
taiping full particulars for home cure, fkEE
OF charge 4 splendid medical work; should
be- read by every man who is nervous and debil-
itated. Address, Prof. +. G. FOWLER
Moodus, Conn.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19
BUILDING LOTS FOR SALE.

t0xlii feet on North Front ST. west side. 81 So
50xi4S feet on North Front ST., west side. l.a)C
S0xl20 feet on South York St. west side. Coz
60xi00 feet on South Elm St, west side. so
S0xl00 feet Oh South Elm St, west side e. go
3Oxi00 feet on South Penn St, east side ~
.5xll2 feet on North Wabash ST., east side s75
3Oxle0 feet on South Huron St, east side. go
i2x60 feet cor Huron and New jersey Sts. Go
30xisO feet on Fourteenth ST., north side. 200
30xl20 feet on Fourteenth St, north side. 200
50x3j0 feet ON Caldwell's Run. ........ go
5Oxl0O feet on Wilson St, 9th Ward ..... LOO
i(Oxi0O feet ON McColloch St. Sth Ward 100
l40x250 feet on National Road ........... 200
l00y35O feet in Pleasant Nallcy.......... 100
10 Acres near Elm Grove ................ 1900
l5ii Acres miles west Of Bridgeport. o. 500
Il Acres near Lorain. o. observation-disclosures. 100
Is Acres adjoining ST. Clarsville, o.. 1900
Lots and improved property in Martins Ferry.
Ohio.
RiNEHART & TATUM,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19

have used S. S. S. for number o.
wears. and consider it the best tonic anu
blood remedy that l ever used. IN Iac.
| would not attempt TO enter upon
snring or summer in this climate WIN
-, n III. w. COLEMAN,
OF Coleman, Ferguson q Co.;
Dade City, Fla.
O,r book on Blood and Skin Diseases
nailed free.
SHIFT SPECIFIC Co. Atlanta, ia
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w. p 4 r. DIVISION
OHIO RIVER RAILROAD.

" TIME TABLE TAKING EFFECT AZ.
GUST nth, 1880. Passenger trains viii run o.
fCilOws-Contral Time. All trains daily except
those marked thus I. which do not run ON SUI
day:
soura porSp. INo.5tNo. b'No.S''No. {
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1890-11-19

Nature should be
n assisted in the
spring to throw off
the heavineSs OF
the sluggish winter
circulation Of the
blood. Nothing
does 1t so well. so
prompt or so safely
as Swift's Specific
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Special Commissioners Sale
VALUABLE CITY PROPERTY.
August Rolf and Others

". In thanccry.
Wilhelmine Rolf and others.
pY VIRTUE OF THE AUTHORITY VEST
ID ed In him by decree Of the Circuit Court
Of Ohio County, West Virginia, made and en-
tered In the above entitled cause on the 81 day
OF November. 4. ID. 1880, TIE undersigned
Spe :ial Commissioner will sell at public auc-
ton, at the front door % the Court House OF
snid Ohio county. ON
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WTHEELING \ ELM GROVE

SUNDAYS-Leave 81 a. m. aud every hour &c
c. HIISCH, Superintendent.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1890-09-14
THE MISSISSIPPI CONVENTION.

1t is not denied that the Constitutional
Convention of Mississippi may determine
the qualifications of electors. Every State
possesses that right. Congress has at no
time claimed for the Federal Government
any right to interfere in that direction.
So it happens that in Federal elections
voters in the States are qualified by local
laws and vote under their restrictions,
differ however SO widely they may,
But in imposing restrictions and deter
mining qualifications no State has the
right to impose conditions that deny the
right to vote to any citizen because of
''race, color or previous condition of servi-
tude." Now, of the many propositions to
regulate the electoral right in Mississippi,
there is not one, save that relating to
woman suffrage and to property qualifca-
ton, that does not tend, and Intentionally
so, to deprive the black man citizen of his
right to vote. While Mississippi may
attach property qualification to her Suf-
frage Act, it must be general and apply to
all colors and conditions of men. No one
wants the negro to vote simply because he
is negro; he must vote under the same
laws that apply to and restrain and en-
franchise the white man. If Mississippi
desires to shut ignorance from the polls
she will find no one of her sisters to COM
plain of it, but it must be barrier to ig-
norance behind a white as well as a black
skin.
We do not think that the proposition in
the Convention to give extra votes to those
possessing sums in excess of given figures
is, however, within the constitutional
power of the State She may prescribe
the qualifications of voters, but she has not
the right to give to one man greater voice
in government than another because the
one has an excess of property beyond that
required TO insure the right to cast one
vote
Sacramento daily record-union., 1890-09-14
The First Customer.

"Put that up as soon as possible" he
said, handing the druggist prescription.
"Giye me two two-cent stamps" said a
lady just as the druggist was about to note
the contents.
Dropping the paper he procured the
stamps and changed dollar. Then a
faxen-haired girl accosted him with:
Quarter of caramels, quick | want to
catch the picnic car"
The caramels were weighed, done up
and a ffty-cent piece changed, when a
portly man entered and said rather
peremptorily;
''Let me see your directory, please"
The directory was procured from back
room.
'Say, amt it about time you tended ts
my prescription" asked the first custo-
mer.
'sOh, YES, excuse me. | almost
"Oh. do give us girls some soda, quick
We're parched; we're going to the picnic"
II want vanilla"
~ want strawberry"
81 want lemon"
rhe druggist began to arrange the
glasses.
"You brute p yelled the trst customer,
''give me that prescription
The druggist seized the paper and read
ing it, said:
@It won't take minute; it's only
brandy"
.sBrandyp yelled the first customer.
"and that internal quack sent me here for
brandy, and wholesale liquor dealer"
-Pioneer Press.
Sacramento daily record-union., 1890-09-14
CURRENT NEwspApER WIT.

Little boy-"Papa. what is a trunk rail-
road?" Father-"Well, my son, / expect
the railroad that goes to Saratogais a trunk
line"
$50 you were a soldier? Did you 90
clear through the re5ellion?' "No. |
married during the war and have not got
through the rebellion yet."-Detrot Free
Press.
There's place for you, Bill, said the
tramp, laying down his newspaper. .What
is it?' can actress advertises for walk
ing gentleman. You've had pile of ex-
perienee"
'I'll send my boy to boarding school,"
"What for ?" "Oh, he asks such internal
questions. Last night he wanted TO know
if shoemaker could breathe his last.n-
Nep York Sun.
They are building home for aged po-
hcemen in Waltham. 1t may be ever so
elegant but policeman will never feel
more at home in it than under a lamppost.
-LooeH Citizen.
Jimson during lull in the converse
ton n)-"However it may appear to you, l
don't think ! ever thought Miss Snubb
(reassurinsly) )-"No, hardly thought so
Inyself." Epoch.
Chicago Teacher-eYes, corned beef is
one of our most famous exports. Now,
who can tell me what stands next to
corned beef" Boston little boy triumph
antly)-"Cabbage."
"What is it the German philosopher
says-sA handsome woman is always
right9" "That was the way he said it.
| suppose he meant that pretty girls are
never left."-To1cn CSier.
'sWhat are you laughing at so p he
asked, suddenly starting up in bed The
wife checked her laughter at once. 81
couldn't help it, John. l dreamt l was a
widow" Philadelphia Times.
Mr.. Rockefeller, of the Standard Oil
Company, says he will not endow the
milIion-dollar Baptist university.
This proves once more that water and oil
will not mix.-Rocsester Post-Erpress.
Mr.. Freespender-"Can you tell me,
dearest, how those waves closely resemble
NV salary?D Dearest "No Arthur; how
do they" Mr. espender-@W Well, both
the waves and go broke as soon as we
reach the beach
Simonson-@Fm very proud of that
horse. He only lost ore race the whole
of last season Swift-"You don't say
so. How many times was he entered ~
Simonson (reluctantly)-@O old fel.
low."-AmericaR Grocer.
Lady Visitor-I am very sorry TO see
you here, my friend You appear to have
received good educationp Convict
well, madam, | have been through Trim
ity College" Lady Yisitor-'1s it posi-
ble?p Convict-@Yes, that's the reason
am here. They cought me as | was going
through. D-Cldtter :sxSs----.s---.s,..,. $500,