The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-07-20
sUNFLOWER SKINNER.

| The Topeka librarians name is Beer.
| but there are no flies on him.
Jake Stotler is saving state Partnership
wood and he hasn't muffled his saw,
either
1t appears that the only "open sesame"
to Mr. j. r. Burton, of Abilene, is In
gals"
! Funston has another disadvantage that
| Eugene Ware has not-his name is not
easily punned upon.
When the Atchison Champion wants to
/ have Sunday boom edition, it leaves out
its anti-Ingalls editorial.
Ham and Eggs is the name of new
paper at Topeka. Full of interesting
breakfast table talk, presumably.
! Frank MacLennan says that anybody
can stuff anything down the Capitals
neck" Even original packages" Mr..
MacLennany
Will Stotler, of the Wellington Press,
says there is Wellington man who calls
his horse Free Coinage Bill, because he Is
hard to pass.
Sol Miller says the Wyandotte Gazette
is the meanest paper in Kansas Ii uses
red soap labels for wrappers, that we can
not turn and use over
The Salvation Army at Wellington dis
charged several Of its members because
they attended a patent medicine mans
concert on the next corner.
Mr. Hickey, a Missouri Democrat at
Washington, talks about throwing In
gals out of the senate window. Probably
Mr.. Hickey is rickety in his upper story.
Dan Anthony was Disguised with the
way in which the Topeka convention was
conducted. The police commissioners
from Leavenworth is not reported among
the list of speakers.
An original package dealer settled down
in Burliugame the other day and there
hasn't been SO much excitement there
since the time Bill Anderson and Dick
Yeagar threatened to raid tine town.
Mr. Baker. the Alliance candidate for
congress in the Sixth district, is described
as a man totally devoid of egotism. II the
farmers lay out Webb McNall, they want
TO make the defeat n humiuaJiug as pos
sible
In the stupendous Alliance parade at
Emporia recently the several gIee clubs !
sang song the burden of which was |
Good bye, old party good bye, and Of
course Father Eskridge thought it meant |
Ingalls,
An Arkansas City physician rizzies |
every day. To rizzle is 10 20 into a coma |
tose state after dinner He claims that /
the condition Is the most heaIthfui TO di- |
gestion We have an idea that the Per |
kins opposition in the Third district Is /
rizZled.
When an anonymous article appears IN 1
the eastern magazines that rOasts some 1
Republican, the Democrats simultaneous
~ all over the country wake up 70 the /
suspicion that ingalls, wrote it. How the /
Democrats wish Ingalls, were one Of them
Ex-Governor Harvey didn't even carry
the delegates OF his own county ia his
candidacy for congress. 4 man who will /
desert the old custom OF Carrying q dry
potato IN nis pocket 20 cure rheumatism
aud 20 of 10 the -1a shore instead. can not
be said 70 lie any longer en- rapport with
the people Of old DAVIS county.
The Clearwater sun Is chaRriDed a.
Queen Victoria. because she docsu't knight
Henry STANLEY. The sun = probably he
only weekly paper IN the distrIct that j..
trying To keep hand in the political pot
OF the big Seventh snd ~ the same time
keep the Guelph family headed up the
stream.