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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09
a thoroughly Cooked Goose.

j. Dodge, a horseman of some renown in the
northwest. and at present in ST. Paul, tells q
story about good natured Irishman whom be
took into camp as dsnwashcr and man of all
jobs, says the Chicago Tribnne. One day
Dodge was visited in his camp che was summer.
ing Oh Rock river by several friends who he'd
appetltes for something more than fish He
discovered that his cellar was dry and invited
his friends 10 drive into town with him and get
supply. lnasmuch as they had TO return 10
take the train for Chicago they accepted. In
leaving the camp Dodge asked Pat II he had
anything for dinner. Pat said he had a goose.
Dodge instructed him to put IL over the fire and
stir the water until he returned In town
Dodge's friends invited him 10 come on with
them 10 Chicago, which he did. forgetting all
about his camp. He remained here two days.
and on bis return found his faithful man at fhe
post Of duty stirring the goose The water
and the birrud ARE gettin' very low sir said
Pat, as be welcomed back Mr. Dodge
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

The only newspaper in New York which
obeyed the law prohibiting the publication
of the details of executions in that state
was the EUening Post. Its account occupied
ten lines, and was simple announcement
of the fact that Kemmler was killed. 1t is
doubtful, however, whether the papers
which violated the law will be prosecuted.
Public sentiment is against their prosecu-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

Nh J. J. Flynn has been appointed General
Advertising Agen. of the MORNING NEws with
al Office at % Park Row, New York. All adver-
Using business outside Of the states OF Georgia,
Florida and South Carolina viii be managed by
him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

A suit for the recovery of money paid for
pianoforte in a Pennsylvania town re-
vealed the fact that the handsome looking
rosewood case was cheap wood veneered.
This shows that even an upright piano can
lie a downright swindle.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

1t is said that Tariff Bill Mckinley will
endeavor TO show that reciprocity has never
yielded the United States substantial
returns. If he can do that in conclusive
manner he will perform a notable act. Up
to the present the figures are against him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09
Cause of the Emergency.
From the Boston Herald nndN.

From the Boston Herald (Tnd).
The decision of the navy department that
there is an emergency in the Kittery navy yard
sufficient 70 warrant the immediate employ
ment Of additional men there seems 10 warrant
the suspicion that things are not looking so.
6rght}n Speaker Reed ; district as they might
Hence the emergency.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

The increased democratic majorities in
Alabama, Kentucky and Tennessee are a
pretty fair indication of the sentiment of
the intelligent people in those states against
the force bill. Party lines are not drawn in
such an issue. as the returns show.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09
When the Balloon Has COLLAPSED.

From the NetD York EUenin0 Post (Iad)
When the Tom" Reed balloon has collapsed,
as il is already evident will happen before long
the public viii look back with amazemeDt upon
the lmpudence of his now happily defeated
attempt to suppress free discussion in the con
gress of the United States.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

The rapid progress which is being made
in the building OF the S luth Bound railroad
justifles the conclusion that it viii not be
many months before much Of South Caro-
hna's cotton will be shipped from sayan-
nah.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

Asa Low, it has been stated, is the pos
SCISSOR of the shortest name in the county.
1t is now asserted that Brooklyn mans
name is Shorter, and the Chicago Tribune
adds there are millions of other people
whose names are not Long. Yet Short is
sometimes long and Long some times short.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

1t is stated positively that Brazil is ready
to offer to this country in exchange for free
sugar an open market for its products.
Why not make treatyl Fair exchange is
no robbery.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

Veni, Vidi, Wei This is true OF Halls
Hair Remover, for it is tue great conqueror
of gray or faded hair, making il look the
same even color Of youth.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

The fight for ard against the reelection
of Senator Call is at present disturbing
Florida more than anything else, and 1t
really looks as if the fight for him would be
a winning one.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09
Send It to the Morpus.

From the Washington Post (Ind. Rep)
There is no place in the statutes for the force
bill. 1t belonged IN the iceboX of the political
morgue
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

The worst cases Of scrof1la. salt rheum
and other diseases Of the blood, are cured
by Hoods arsapArilla.-AdU.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

The newspapers are still discussing
whether Mr.. Blaines seal is doomed or
whether bis doom is sealed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09
CURRENT COMMENT.

CONSPICUOUS by It's Absence.
From the Washington Post (I1ld. Rep.).
The old. familiar dull thud" was missing in
the news from Auburn yesterday.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

fhree-foarths Of yoar ailments arise from
liver troubles which simmons Liver Regula.
tor cuTes.-AdU
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

122 and 1874 W. Franklin St., BALTIMORE MD +
Edgeworth Boarding and Day ochool
for Young Ladies will reopen Thursday oep
18th: 9th year. Mrs. H. P. LEFEBNRE' fr'n
cipaI
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

The Macon and Atlantic railroad appears
20 be little slow about coming forward
and saying what it thinks about the city
councils proposition for enabling it 20 obtain
the right Of way through the city TO the
river front.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

Proof of Boss Reeds growing unpopu-
larlty in his own party is constantly accu-
mulating Here is knite-thrust at him
from the Pittsburg Dispatch, an independ-
ent republican paper; Owing to the dilap-
idated condition of the fences in his own
district, Speaker Reed has decided that he
will be unable to stump Pennsylvania in
the interest of the Republican party. His
determination will save the G. o. p. many
votes -
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

Texas is having a remarkable growth.
The vote of the state in 1880 was 800, 900,
and estimating on the basis of the aver
age rate of increase it will be $50, 900
this year. The scholastic population in 1880
was PAS, 900, and in 1890 it is 1921 Tax
able values in 1880 aggregated S31l, 600 900,
IN 1890 they aggregate $765 O0O, 600 While
the taxable values have more than doubled
in the decade, the increase in railroad
mileage was more than tripled. Since the
last census large area of undeveloped land
has been cultivated. villages have grown
into towns and towns have grown into
cities, and the development has just fairly
begun. The Empire state of the southwest
is on the high road 70 prosperity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

From the time of the first speaker of the
national House of Representatives to the
present it has been the custom at the ad-
journment of each session for member
of the opposition to offer a resolution of
thanks to the speaker for his impartial con-
duct in the chair. Not only has Speaker
Reed been discourteous to the members of
the minority but also to members of the
majority. 1t is therefore, no wonder that
the democrats have made up their minds to
draw the line at Reed 1t is safe to say
that if democrat should introduce reso-
luton thanking Reed and approving his
conduct in the chair the democrats would
vote against it, or refrain from voting all
together. Thus Reed will get dose of his
own medicine. He will be treated with the
contempt he deserves.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

MERCHANTS. manufacturers, mercse1 Z
printing, hthogTsphing. and blank oooEss ., ~
have their orders promptly hlled, st,ip1sSTlSG
prices az the MORNING kEWs FiN
E'oUEk : Whitaker EIreeG
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09
h0tre Dame of MARYLAND.

Collegiate Institute for Young Ladies and re
paratory School for little girls, conducted y
the School Sisters Of Notre Dame. EMILIA l.
O., near Baltimore Nd.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

COUTH CAROLINA COLLEGE for Womnes'
- Columbia, S. G.. will open its session outy
1st, 1890. The old Preston Place, suosequgynn..9E
owned by Rev D. Stuart Dodge, of New 1u ss
has been purchased for it by its founders an ne
large and commodious building added 70 nth
mansion. This institution includes the 50 "a.
Carolina Presbyterian Institute, for re 9TH
tory and Academic instruction. and u :. Of
Carolina College, for the higher educ ,o n
women. For all its departmental has q lA'I m.
of sixteen professors and teachers Six
excelled III ability and experience STATE
of them are professors IN the ;,etruc.
University, whose lectures and lhs, M, a.
tion will direct the education OF the you..S II
dies according TO the method and stsnla.d 3D.
the University, and give them unsur Res
vantIges in the way OF higher educatloD'
VIM r. Atkinson. Columbia 5. c.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

Bethel Classical and Military Academy
Prepares for Business Univ of Va. and We, We,
Point. Address Maj. A. G. Smith, betn0
Academy p. O. Va
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09
THE HANNAH MORE ACADEMY

Tor GirIs-Western Maryland KalIroaI-Doonnii
noted for healthfulneSs, careful training 'D
thorough instruction.
Rev. ARTHUR j. RICH. A. NJ, NJ. d.
Near BALTIMORE Reister town, Nd.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-08-09

NEW YORK MILITARY ACADEMY, Corn.
~ wall, \. Y. For illustrated catalogue ad.
dress Col. c. j. WRIGHT. A. NJ. Stunt
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-05-12
THE EARLY RISING HuMBUG.
Most Of the Talk About the Practice Moth
Ing hut Moauslline.

Ing hut Moonshtne.
Most of the talk about early rising is
moonshinc. says the Domestic Monthly.
The habit of turning out of bed in the
middle of the night suits some people; but
let them enjoy il. But il is only a folly To
lay down a general rule upon the subject.
Some mel are iit for nothing all day after
they have risen early every morning.
Their energies are dcadcncd, their imag-
nations are heavy, their spirits are de-
pressed.
IL is said you can work So well in the
morning. Some people can, but others
can work best at night; Others again in
the afternoon. Long trial and expert
ment form the only conclusive tests
upon these points. We all know
tile model man. aged 10: II invar-
iably rise AT ,: | wor three hours
take a light Overwhelmingly, a cracker
aud "A pinch of salt work five hours more +:
never smoke, never drink anything but
barlcy-watcr. eat no dinner. and 90 Ia bed
NJ d in the evening" III anybody finds
that donkcyfled sort of life will suit him.
by all means let him continue il. But
few people would care Ia live Ia NJ on
thcsc terms.
IL "A man can not get all withcred and
crumblcd up on easier conditions than
those IL il almost as well that he should
depart before hc il a nuisance Ia himself
and n bore To everybody else. School
boys and young people generally ought
To get up early, for IL is found that nine
tcnths of them can stand II, and il does
them good. But let no one torture him
self with the thought that he could have
been twice as good a maj as he is IL he
had risen every morning at daylight. The
habit would Kill half of ms in less than
five years.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-05-12
Living IN to Sid. wh,,L.r..

From the Atlanta Constitution.
II is a FAC that side-whiskercd men are
seldom seen in new and busy commune
ties. There Is "a good reason for il. Side
whiskers are expensive. They make a
man look dignitied, and lead him to cult
vatc slow ways and a careful style Of cos.
tune. In order 10 keep up ilrst-class side
whiskcrs a man must a ~ leisure and
money. III he gets up early n PUSHES
around town in "A bob-tailed coat he will
look out Of place, and people will stare al
him with PANIED euriosi,y Atlanta as yet
will come in time. When we have NOR,
wealth and leisure there will bc lots al
solid old fellows here summing their NUT
ton chops on the promenade. But ",
must wait awhile.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-05-12
POOR MARY JANE.
The Remarkably FriWid Experience q" y
Michigan Hired Girl.

T1a.. utrrnnrkMbIN ErlutI ENttartenGe ot "
N,.,., u,...I a.,
-
FROM Tue ''ana "aplas ,cies'ah"" A..
I'm u Oh the princiIai s'ree's vi Nv
city-it may have been Jefferson avenue
during the last cold snap there was an oc-
currcncc that might have been tragical
In lis dcnouement. but fortunately il was
NO,
"I - Il, sl,u,bur
nouse'o'" was m'"'' .n.....a
wheh MARY 'ane' tne hire" en,' s.".
from the grand ball given ny tae ""cicn'
and honorable order of ~bartenders. ana,
finding the doors all fastened, she hui
namely resolved to avoid rousing the
sIoorors She Dismissed her escort and
-. :. M" .;do 90 az. houso IN
Me", H., - t,,nJ -,
uy III wihdows. At'"s' y, iounu ""a'
she supposed to be the coal wihuow IN
the cellar unfastcned. IL was long past
midnight, and the street was empty, SO
Mary Jane resolved not to risk her hest
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-05-12

An expert" writing la the Gioccrs'
Chronicle, well says that canned goods
should be turned out and eaten "a soon as
possible. IL kept AT all, the food should
bc covered up u put IN a cool placc-at-
Ways, however, turHcd out of the original
tin. The liquor around HOLSTERS, salmon
and all vegetables, excepting tomatoes, IL
h desirable Ia strain aud throw away. Lob
stcrs n prawns are improved by being
turned ont into n sieve and rinscd with
clear. cold water. Never on any account
II vinegar, sauces or any KIND of condi-
mrnt e. timed foods while they are in
the tins, and never leave such mixtures
to remain AN hour ar two, II FROM forget
fullness IL Is %
All timed goods are put up as fresh as
Il IL possible to be. hut unless corned or
sailed, viii mo- keep IL turned out. ms
freshly cooked goods will. and certainly
not longer, as many tlioughtlcssly sup
pose or expect they will. S~arlincs. IL
preserved in good oil, and IL of good uua.-
ity. Will br an exception: So long as the
oil IL good the FISH can he kept ia the
tins.
But seven days j. long enough Ia trust
these before eating. Consumers should not
buy larger packages of canned goods than
they can consume quickly; il they should
most of The fish aud meats can la ported
after ~rccooking. sauces aud seasoning
be added. II the noses aud eyes arc
properly used, IL is as impossible to par.
take of AN unsound tin Of canned food 81
any kind as To partakc IL bad meat. fish
or vegetables from "a sllop.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-05-12

Y TNfN TTt TNlNTNV NWNEtTs
A Frenchman who has not bccn long
enough IN this country u talk our Ian
guagc with ease, was telling am expert
cnce he had while in search of informa-
ton. He must he allowed to relate il in
his words: IL like 20 language Amer
caine II il So strong, So descriptive. !
go Ia az man zat cut my hair, zat shave
my barbe, vat you call my beard. | ask
Vat Is jacques zc Rippair.' He say,
jacques g Rippair Is dandcc,i Zen,
d%ictionnairc and | looks for Jacques q,
Rippair,' but ! find him not. Xcn | look
for dandce, and I lind that ~ word l.
dandy, and nat IL means n 'lady-killcr.
zen. when t. my friend ! say jacques ~
Rippair is a ma vat kills ladies' he says
Right you are like az language Amer
icainc, II is so cezcp Ia understand"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-05-12
Death of "A Clergyman.

PTTTsBURG, May n.-Hey. J. King for
n years pastor Of the Wesleyan church,
Allegheny City, died tonight. He was a
schooimate OF Garfield in 1852 and 1853
and was elected president of Hiram col
leye in lss3. hut declined to accept.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-05-12
An Es-Miui.t-r Dead.

MADRID. May II. -Ex.Ministcr Of War
Cassola Is dead.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-08-28
CROPS IN THE SOUTH.
The "Manufacturers' Record' of Balti-
more Reviews the Years Production.

The Baltimore MdRpf dcturers' Record annual
review OF the crop situation south. published
this week, notes the largest cotton crop ever
produced and states that farmers are less In
debt than at any time for twenty-five years.
For five years the cotton crop has ste adily
Increased from sos, 900 bales IN lss6-lss7 to
from 100000 to 5000, 900, the estimate for the
present crop. The price has advanced with
the increase in production, the total value of
the last four crops, including cotton seed
being about q, 500, O00, 600 The value OF this
years crop is estimated at s5OO, 200, OOO thus
bringing the total value for i've years ND to
S2,0O0, OOO, 900.
While cotton has thus been adding so enor-
mously to the south's wealth, corn, wheat oats,
tobacco, rice, sugar, grasses, fruits and vege-
tables have made great gains, and while some
OF these crops. corn for instance, will this year
iaii little short of last year. this difference in
balanced by higher prices. From all over tho
south bankers write of the best outlook for
farmers since the war"
The Record shows that in four wears the
south has produced about % GOO goo bales of
cotton 2,OOo, 900 900 bushels OF corn 200 600 OOO
bushels OF wheat and 3I5, 600 600 bushels of
oats. the total value of these and other apri-
cultural products reaching the enormous ~
gregate of nearly s3, 500, 00O, 0O0 with a cotton
crop worth nearly $500. 600 OOO a corn crop
thar will yield S250, 00O, 900, $50 600 OF
wheat and oats, added TO rice, sugar, tobacco.
vegetables, &c. the south's agricultural pro-
ducts will this year reach at least 81 05O 600 600
OF about s400, 000, 900 more than in 1850
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1890-08-28
FOLKS AT BROOKVILLE.
some or the Recent Sales OF Real Es-
tate-Social Happenings.
&c OF THE EVENING STAR.

Correspondence OF THE EVENING STAR.
BRooKvILLE, Nd, August a.
Mr.. John ". Metz of this village has sold his
farm, just cast Of Brookville, to the following
parties: To Mr.. Seth Washington Griffith of
Frederick county, 140 acres at $40 an acre. This
portion borders on the Brookville and Wash
ington pike. on which the purchaser will build.
To Mr.. Peter Colletan Of Brookville, Is acres,
including the farm house, barn and other
buildings. Just east of the town, ut $50 an acre.
To Mr.. John W. Whiteside OF Brookville, Is
acres. Immediately adjoining his three resi-
dences and carriage repository. at $40 per acre.
To Lewis Carroll, 10 acres upon the outskirts
of the farm, at $50 per acre. Mr.. Metz still
has handsome residence in the village.
Mr.. John W. Whiteside has just completed
his permanent residence. His other buildings
will soon be subjected to similar repairs.
Mr.. John Parsley having purchased the lot
and blacksmith shop of the Riggs estate has
torn down the shop and repaired the dwelling
house upon the same.
Mr.. VIM. B. Miller, who purchased the wood
lot OF the late Roger Thomas. has recently sold
the same to Mr.. John Parsley and Dr. Jas B.
Martin of Brookville.
MIR. Brice Howard lost by fire on Thursday
evening last his large barn, filed with hay
upon the western limits OF the village, upon
which he holds an insurance upon both building
and crop. Cause OF fire unknown. The heavy
rain storm Of that evening alone prevented an
extensive fire.
The young gentlemen Of the neighborhood
last evening gave the fifth dance of the season
to the many young ladies summering in this
section. The dance was held at Olney Grange
Hail.
Weber and portion Of the Marine Band dis
coursed their charming music to a similar au-
dience on Tuesday evening at the same place.
Another dance will be given i'll the village
tonight and several more are yet to follow.
The recent heavy rains for several weeks
have given to our potato fields a vigorous
growth that promises an abundant harvest.