The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1890-10-03
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

Many Congressman envies the mos
quito His bin always goes through -
Scranton Truth.
Put two doors side by side and the
small boy will go through the one that
squaks. Mercury.
WANTED An energetic man. with good
reference, to take charge of our business
in Camden, W. s. DowNnY & Co.,
1921 Chattanooga, Tenn.
When the Indians raise their toma-
hawks things begin to look founshing -
Yonkers Statesman.
Willie What is meant by hue and
cry, papa? Papa Yelling blue muir
der - fancy Winchester
Even the LATEST Of men can usually
see some work that some other fellow
ought to do Somerville Journal.
Comet Come to the new drug store
H. W. Mannon's-and get bottle Of
"The New South " for collie, diarrhea,
gripping, etc, l0:ly.
1t is said that there are more men with
classical education on the streets than
there tramps. York World.
A man can't expect to transact much
business with barber without getting
into scrape. -Binghamton Leader
told you the new drug store would
keep all the iirst.class remedies-Liquid
Cathartic Compound for the liver and
New South for summer complaint. Holy
Edwin; And you'll always be true to
me, Angelina? Angelina Why do you
doubt me Edwinl Edwin Oh, you're
to good to be true.-Life,
She (nervously): What do you think
of my biscuits, dear? He HIM don't
care exactly to give an of-hand opinion
on weighty subjects-Harper's Bazaar.
An eminent physician says that catarrh
is produced by men removing their hats
in theatres Profanity is caused by wo-
men keeping their hats on.-Chicago
Post.
! Say, friend stop taking so many pills
and try Liquid Cathartic Compound.
Never afiliates with the system. Sold
| by II. W. Mannon. l0:lv.
Strong Testimony. Examining attor-
ney (to witness); You saw the prisoner
when he was drunk, you say? Witness
Yes, l had full " view of him.-
/ Epoch.
He: How would you like to spend the
honeymoon in Lapland2 She ] wouldn't
care to. That's where we passed the
most Of our couEtship, you know.-Bostor
Herald
Eczema, Ringworm, and letter are al
disagreeable companions and the source
) of much annoyance. Hunts Cure cures
them ALL Guaranteed. At Mannon
Herrin's,.
1t is not surprising that the young MAJ
should steal kiss from the pretty cir
: whom he takes fishing. 1t is perfectly
proper for them to have fishing smack
Boston Herald.
Representative Kilgore, in breaking {
quorum, door and Mr., Dingley's nos,
, all at one time, demonstrated that tn,
: Texas foot is bigger than the male,
| hand. Philadelphia Ledger.
9 Lost his grippe-the man who tool
: Cheatham's Tasteless Chill Tonic, but h
amt kicking and says It is a Lulu
Oheatham's Tasteless. For sale by Man
; non & Herrin.
. 1t seems now to be very certain tina
$ William Tell did not refuse to bow t,
/. Gessler's hat. What Mr., Tell really di
4 was to ask Mr.. Gessler where he got it,
q Louisville Courier Journal.
g Snafles: This paper says that big hat
went out with August. Waffles: What
And September is the month for cattl
u shows Well, reckon that editor neve
b saw the head of a farmer who took frs
t prize on his pumplzins-Chicago Times
9 Lost-a fine large case OF the chills
/. Supposed to have been carried off b
Cheatham's Tasteless Chill Tonic N
reward offered. 1t is gone for good a
. Mannon & Herrif's.
"Ah little boy, said the minister 0
9 Sunday Morning, "what would you
n father say if he knew you were loiterin
t. here with fsh-pole?" g dunno, but
v guess he'd cuss me for not hurryin' u
= and catchin' some fish before the cree