The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-11-20
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Great as the law is, the Alliance is
greater.
Jim Hallowell is absolved from party
caucus
Unluckily, there is no ''Bobbie Burns
Of Kansas.
The voice of the Peoples party is the
voice of Polk
There is just as much hair in the country
| butter as ever.
Jerry Simpson killed thirty "deers" in
the territory last winter.
"Dixey" at Atchison attracted large
and interested audience of Yankee Doodles.
Another maxim that the Alliance has
spilled is the one about too many irons In
the fire.
The judiciary committee of the house
will probably spend very chilly winter in
statu quo.
The newest butter dies have anelaborate
design with Preston Bonaparte Plumb"
| interviewer.
Euguene Ware will never find as many
words to rhyme with Nebraska as he has
with Kansas
| There is prohibition Democrat in the
new legislature This is the very worst
kind of cross-eyed politics.
1t is becoming a matter of some doubt
as TO whether General Rice exactly real
ICES what chestnut" is.
All manners of schemes are resorted to
break Billy Buchan down. A women has
written poem ON ingalls,.
The people are getting TO entertain
very favorable opinion of Congressman
elect Baker. He hasn't said word.
There are los Alliance newspapers in
Kansas. About 104 of these have blind
infatuation for the state partnership.
After this when a Kansas man visits
Washington he will expect beforehand
to apologize for the states congressman.
There is chemistry of names" Why
is it that nobody ever calls the editor OF
the Topeka Democrat, "Billy'' Tomlinson?
Mrs. Lease is very bitter woman. Any
one of her audience can take quinine with
in two hours afterward and never taste 1t.
Cliff Baker says nothing, but he is get
ting the biographies of the Alliance mem
bers of the legislature into type mighty
fast.
A year from today the farmers will not
have any better opinion of the Congress
sional Record than the town people have
now.
Senator Ingalls, is wonderful hopeful
man. He is one of those geniuses whom
smoke makes to see clearer, and cannon
to hear better"
The Railroad commissioners are whistl-
ing hard to keep up their courage, but
their only fear is that the opposition to
them is not ghost.
If Jerry Simpsons friends desire to make
him Christmas present, they will have
to do it through some other route than by
the stocking channel.
Luther Challis calls the Farmers Al
lance "a new laid egg" but his gallantry
to the sex did not permit him to place the
"cackle'' where it belongs.
E. B. Winans, a brother-in-law Of the
late NJ. w. Reynolds, was elecled governor
of Michigan by the Democrats of that
state at the recent election.
Senator Plumb has one individual dis
tinction, all will admit. He has come to
the front in Kansas politics without a
John, or Jim or Bill christening.
a great many Kansas people are prone
to express surprise at the discovery that
Webster does not credit ingalls, with the
authorship of that word, 'iridescent.
Ben Clover called his wife greasy,
dirty and ragged" in one of his campaign
harangues. This has very unmistakeable
marks of an ante-winter wrap statement.
We saw something the other day that
would have pleased that fastidious literary
critic, Charlie Harger. Suffice it TO say, it
was the editorial page of the Abilene Re-
fector.
If "Blue Jeans" Willis had beaten Gov
ernor Humphrey, the latter's case and
Benjamin Harrison's would have been
identical. AS it is, Mr.. Humphrey seems
to lead Harrison little.
A grain of wheat was found on the
mummy of Pharoah, which sprouted on
touching the air. This ought to entitle
the old fellow to an honorary membership
in the Alliance, anyway.
The wife of one of the Kansas congress
men is making a rag carpet, which she
will, il due time, present to the govern
ment for the use on one of the floors OF
the house committee rooms.
Senator Ingalls, thus closes letter to a
New York friend, after having expressed
himself confident of reelection. "The
race is not always to the swift nor the
battle to the strong, but he that endureth
to the end the same shall be saved"