The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1890-12-19
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.

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In church government standing com
mittees are often made up of laymen. -
Boston Courier.
NouoE--Those who are indebted to
us will please settle by January, 1891,
and save cost HERRIE & BATENIAN.
A man doesn't have to understand
military tactics to drill hole.-Birm-
ingham Ledger.
The hen has no hard feelings against
her owner, even if she does lay for him.
Boston Transcript.
IMPoRTANT-My books must be closed
by January 1, 1891. All parties indebt-
ed to me will please take notice.
r. Il. TRAVIS.
When girl is Rugged by an inebria-
ted individual she gets tight squeeze
Pittsburgh Dispatch.
The man who itches for political pre-
ferment often gets scratched at the
polls. Boston Traveller.
Say, friend stop taking so many pills
and try Liquid Cathartic Compound.
Never affiliates with the system. Sold
by Mannon & Herrin. holy
1t is a rule for Christmas to come only
once year, but it is good rule to go
buy.-Philadelphia Times.
An inquirer wishes to know what
will cure felon. The penitentiary OF
death st, Joseph News.
Ask your druggist for Cheatham's
Tasteless Chill Tonic. Distinguished
from the old original by the word "taste-
less" printed in red on all cartoons and
tables. A new departure, but the re-
suit of years of careful study and expert
menting. No cure no pay" Take it
and be happy. For sale by Mannor &
Herrin.
One of those bad Indians is named
"Two-Strike." Will somebody please
l make it three. --Washington Star.
Queen Victoria does not retire before
7 2 a. m. Her son does not think she re-
| tires soon enough. Chicago Post.
Gomez come to the new drug store
Mannon & Herrin's-and get a bottle OF
= The New South for collie, diarrhea, grip
: ing, etc. HOLY.
johnson Sides, the Messiah man is
: still at large, and the troops are anxious
t to take Sides. Philadelphia Record.
Q To a girl in love with him, hand
some young carpenter at work assumes
: the most fascinating hews.-Texas Sift.
t ings.
: Cheatham's Tasteless Chill Tonic
f Same as the old except in taste. Sweet
q as Honey, but gets there just the same
The babies cry for it. Buy bottle
and see them smile. Guaranteed tC
cure. Sold by Mannon e. Herrin.
The Indians never harm an idiot
. Why not send out regiment of dudes
u to suppress the ghost-dancers ?-Indian
apolis Journal.
For all we know the jackass may fee
l, thankful that he has ears big enough t.
s. take in all his own beautiful music
b Indianapolis Journal.
I told you the new drug store woult
J. keep all the fi1St-class remedies-Liqui(
/ Cathartic Compound for the liver anC
T New South for summer complaint II,
g "What dear little craft that wife 0
yours is, eb, Dobson, old boy Dear
y 1 should say so. She is so very dear
4 call her my revenue-cutter. "--Bostol
Courier.
1t is hard to satisfy everybody. Con
sumers complain of short weight in de
% livering coal, and dealers complain Q
long wait in paying bills.-Somervill
II Journal.
Use Cheatham's Tasteless Chill Tonic
2 better then pie, but it breaks the chill
off short and no mistake. Guarantee
to cure. For sale by Mannon & Herrir
Visiting friend How are you con
. ing on?" Sick man; Well, the doc
ors have given me up, and now ] hav
lg struck way to get we'll l will give u
s. the doctors. Twill get even with them
n: Texas Si1tings.
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