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n TARIFF FIEND.

I talked to him Of Jupiter and Dian,
The ancient gods who thronged Olympus hill
but he switched on on duties on pig Iron,
And talked about Mcklniey,s tarin plI.
What lowering Of the tariff rates would do,
And what effect twOuld have upon Tacoma,
On kankakee. MRuch Chunk and Kalamazoo;
Then talked upon the duty on alpaca,
ON turpentine and tin-foil and tobacco.
Talked scripuire iiks H.dSsdi6gic dean
He asked II, In my candid e6imatiOn,
There shouldn't be higher rates on Kerosene.
lie said ali sections should together pull,
And II the East got hides exempt from duty
The West should ask a higher tax ON wool;
And IL the sugar men should get q bounty,
10 should the lumberers Of Aroostook county.
! talked Of science probing earth and star,
Calm science, by her handmade, truth, at
He said our present tariff rate on tar
Should be materially at once amended.
Making the whole earth fairer and completer-
lie said that salt should 10 ON the free list,
And so should sodium, soft soap and saltleter;
And then he talked Of tins and zines and cop
Of revenues and European paupers.
! talked of history, literature. art;
The thoughts Of most inspired songs and
sages;
And said a tax should go on ritabagas.
] smOOthed him with a sentimental srtain,
And told the Joys of love and pure affection
He said the rates for Michigan and Maine
Were not the rates for every other section.
] LEFT him and In smothered wrath, went stalk
ing;
When | returned next day he still was talking.
\. W. FOss.
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As we sat around the stove, says a New
York Sun the landlord brought i'm n
gallon of cider with a delicious twang to
il and treated all hands. thought il the
incest l ever saw, put the man from Ohio
smacked his lips, shook his head, and
said:
doesn't taste exactly right tn me.'
WHAT" cried the landlord, ''do you
think il adulteratcdY"
at tastes that way"
ut can't be. Ii was made by old Bill
Nayler, out here about two miles. Bill Is
inclined to be tricky, and so l not only
paid him an extra price, but watched the
whole business of making this barrel. I'll
bet 800 he didn't put in a drop of water"
"Mebbe not, but it's or TASTE"
The landlord was nettled about il and he
was Offering TO make most any sort of bet
when old Bill happened TO come in.
"Here Bill, you are just the man
wanted to see!n exclaimed mine host.
Here's n man who says your cider is off, -
HAS he lost his palate ?" asked the old
sSomething wrong with that cider
something wrong" said the Buckeye.
bill, didn't1 pay you extra for that bar
rel?"
"You did,
Didn't see all the apples ground?"
Dlun Il see tne cneese fnaue y
"You did"
''Didn't / stand by while the cider run
into the barrel, and didn't / bung il my.
self"
"You did"
snow, then, Bill, here's n S. note. II
you did beat me i'm any way the note Is
yours If you'll tell me, and I'll agree no,
to feel hard about it,"
"Honest Injun 2"
ayes, homes %Injun."
"Well, then, Tom. | soaked the apples
in water over night said the cider
maker, as he reached out for the bill.
"Thought as inuch,v chuckled the
ness myself for forty years, and | know
we ant be straight To save our necks. A
very fair article, landlord very fair, bul
a leetle off i'm the taste.r
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in the hole. II was neither stoned up,
nor was there q curb around Il, aud as
there were several children around and
the well was lea the door. l said:
around this WELL"
"What fur 2" he asked.
"Don't the children run q risk of falling
In ?"
II reckon.r
"And wouldn't q curb lessen the
chances? 2"
ut mought, but 'twould take q heap of
lumber and time. I've gota cheaper way.
Loci MT that"
He pointed to q pole stuck on end in the
well, and while l was trying to make out
what Il was for he said:
'That's fur 'em to climb out O when
ler."
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Notice of Sale of School Bonds.

IN. ACCORDANCE with the provisions Of see
Il uons 1880, 1861 and 1852 Of the Montana
authorized by an election held at the district
school house OF School District No. 10 In the city
81 Anaconda, Deer Lodge county, Montana, on
the 18th day OF May, 1870, the school trustees Of
said district No. 10, deer Lodge county, Montana.
VIII ON saturday, the 2lst day Of June. is.1, nj .
o'clock y. M. OF said day in front Of the Office of
TIE ANACONDA STANDARD In the said city Of
Anaconda, eel at public auction 10 the highest
and best bidder for cash, The coupon bonds of
said district 10 the amount Of twenty-five thou
sand dollars CS25,O0ol said bonds 10 be 81 the
denomination Of two thousand dollars ($2yO0,
each, dated June 2ist, isgu, Ia run twenty years,
and resiecmable AT the option Of said trustees ON
and after June 2ist, 1900, bearing interest NJ the
rate OF seven per cent. per annum, interest pay
able scmi-ainnually AT the Office 81 the County
Treasurer 81 Deer Lodge county. Montana.
Sald bonds cannot he sold for less than their
par value.
by order Of the Board ~ Trustees.
Dated May 10, is90. l.. A. KING, Clerk.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-04
ODD BITS OF LIFE.

A friend of the st. Louis Republics man
about town heard n good story the
day told by Bishop Fitzgerald, who was
ordained last Thursday. The bishop is
one of those Christians who have never
yet mistaken dyspepsia for an evidence of
piety. On the contrary he tells an annec-
dote i'm a capital manner, and is the life
of any crowd in which he finds himself.
The man uses the doctors language as
far as he can remember it. Ii was sub
stantially as follows:
"Recently l found myself In a section
of Kentucky where they breed the finest
tance of fifteen OF twenty miles of the
railroad, a colored stable boy was sent
with me to drive my buggy. He was
densely ignorant, and ! thought to utilize
the time spent on the journey by
doing some quiet missionary work.
l began to tell him in the simplest
language the old, old story. l might have
done very well if 1t had not been for the
surroundings. As il was, about the time
| thought the boy was interested, another
colored youth rode by us on a magnifl-
cent specimen of the equine race. My
to me, his eyes dancing with enthu siasm,
N said: "Loohee dar! lookee dar!
Dots Ben Bolt, a full brudder OF Volante;
he win four outen five starts yonder in
Lexington, and made n mile in :43 on a
slow track" l was somewhat taken
aback, but after the boys enthusiasm had
subsidized, / took up the thread of my dis
course and began again. 1t was of little
use. / .pitted the New Testament
against, il seemed To me, all the
blooded stock in Kentucky, and
whether ] left much of the gospel behind
me or not, / absorbed enough knowledge
of horseflesh to last me a lifetime. We
met a son of Longfellow during the flight
into Egypt and a trottcr that had made a
mile in 2:30 'on the coast of Galilee,' A
winner of the Derby led by a colored man
passed us as we crossed the Jordan and
we ran plumb up against n jockey who
had won IL out of II mounts as we 'en-
tered the temple of Jerusalem talked
religion and the negro boy talked horse,
and he was certainly well up in the sub
ject nearest his heart. hope he remem-
bers some of the things l told him, but l
am afraid | ~was-what 10 the horsemen
call it?-handicapped."
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H c
These Quotations Are Revised and ca
rected Every Day.

These Quotations Are Revised and Cor
rected Every Day.
Sugar Granulated, per 100, &c" $500; light
brown, $500; pulyerized II & A.. New York, S13.-
80; loaf, sI3.i0; maple per pound. 2Oc.
Conee.M Market strong; green Rio, 1902tc;
Mocha, 37G4Oc; roasted Rio and Costa Rica, 900
soc; roasted Carbaio, SIC; roasted Mocha and
Java, 3sIJ0c; Arbuckle's, sc.
Teas-Japan, 3JG5Oc; English Breakfast, 40c0
s1.oo; Gnnpowder, 45cGsi.0o; extra Young Hy-
Pickles Eastern-s GAL, s2.0;5 gal, $3.50; 10
GAL, 5000.
Potatoes-si.75 per cwt.
Cabbage-Per cwt, $500.
Eggs-Per ease, $500.
Butter-Pcr n, 3Jdt40c.
Cheese-Per n, 2OJ25.
fruits-Drled apples, per On packages, 75c1
Salt Lake, Ice; apricots, 2ac; eyaporated ditto,
25c; blackberries, lie; raspberries, S5c.
California fruits. s5.0O96.50 per case.
3-b Standard tomatoes, 1925.
2-b standard corn, $500.
2-n Standard peas, $3.50; seconds. s2.75.
2,ib String and Lima beans, s2.75.
Dried Beans.Nayy, 5000 per 100 n; Lima,
500; Bayos, s6.2s.
Wheat.No. i,per 100 n, $500.
Corn-Cracked, per 100 h, sI.75.
ran-Per 100 h, sl.5o; bran and shorts per
Fioar.Per 100 n, Pnlsbury,s best, $3.50; og.
den, $50; Strague, "Daisy," $3.50.
Corn meal-Per 100 n, $3.50.
Dat meal-Per 100 n, $3.50.
Lard-l06J12c.
Fresh Meats-Pork, lie; beef, sasoc; lamb,
Salt Meats Ham, 10G20c; bacon, I5c; corned
Coal-Per ton, hard, $500; soft, $3.50.
Wood-Pcr cord, $3.50.
Hay-Per ton, S25.OO.
Straw-Per ton, Si2.W.
tats-Perc wt. 500.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-04
The Only Thing Ia do.

From the Lawrence American.
Lawyer Visiting the PRISON.: $50 your
10 years are up next week. Mulliean?
Well. what do you intend doing upon
your release? 2"
Mulligan: "Wull, yer honor, Oi dunno.
| s'pose as how there won't be much
chance fer me ter apply anny-whers for a
job"
Lawyer:"No, Mulligan, I'm afraid not"
Mulligan: AN IL III be hard 4 get into
amy respectable business fer some time,
till Oi live down me recordIn
Lawyer: YOU'RE right, my poor man"
M%ulligan desperately : "Thin. begorra.
Di don't see fwhat Oi kin 10 but become
"A lawyeri
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-04
The Kind To Hitch To.

From the Detroit Free Press.
Arthur-Don't marry Ella. She is as
silent as u post.
~Fred-Then she is just the kind to hitch
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-04
Knew a Cheaper WAY.

Opposite Memphis, on the Arkansas
shore. and about ten miles inland, Iasked
the owner of a cabin for a drink of water,
says a Detroit Free Press man, and went
Ia the well with him 20 get H.. He didn't
have 20 go down over fifteen feet. and
there was water TO the depth of five feet
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-04
MISCELLANEOUS

WANTED-To trade for city property, a farm
" Of SOS acres, } miles east o. Marion, Illinois.
Ftfzf Patrick Il Strickfadden.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-04
She Was Mistaken.


~ called here two weeks ago to report
that my husband was missing" said a
woman Mt the central police station yes
terday, according to the Detroit Free
Press.
"Yes'm."
II expressed a fear that he was
drowned"
"You did,"
"And / asked you to have the river
dragged"
"Yes.N
"You refused, and i went away believ-
ing you q heartless wretch"
Exactly"
~ now return to beg your pardon. You
are no wretch. o heart is all right"
"Thanks."
my husband has returned. He is
alive"
'Glad TO hear il, ma'am."
$50 far from drowning himself, he
never went near the water. He never
ven washed his face in two weeks, hut
was lying drunk in an old barn. I've
settled matters with him, and now I'm
square with you. Good-day, sir"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-04
FOR RENT.

'V>o RENi-Furnisked rooms to rent for Offices
M. Schultz. aim
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-04
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

E>OR SALE-Half interest Of partnership o
~ well-established and good paying business II
Butte Good reason for selling. Capital re
Standard once.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-04
WANTED--SITUArIoNs.
WANTED---HELP

Every man and woman IN Mon
taia 10 Know they can get their watches
and lewelry repaired In n thorough and work
manllke manner by \. 4. McClees Il Co., Jewel.
ers, o. East fark street. Butte. 2tf
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-05-09
Remarkable Surgical Operation.

Drs. John 5. Mabon and W. NJ.
Heron, of Allegheny, performed the
novel operation OF intubatiOn this week
on Charles E. Locke, the three-year old
son of the pastor of the Smitbfeld Street
u. E. Church. The little fellow was
suffering from diphtheria and could
hardly breathe The mouth of the
patient was distended by a gag, which
also dilated the threat. A cone-shaped
silver tube was then inserted in the wind
pipe, but so placed as not to interfere
with the esophagus or passage to the
stomach. Immediate relief was ex-
perienced, and constitutional treatment
of the disease was begun. The old
method OF making an incisiOn IN the
wind pipe and placing the tube therein
had the very dangerous and Objectionable
feature of permitting the cold air to
enter the lungs, which in many instances
produces pneumonia. By the other
means the limitations are warmed by
passing through the mouth and nostrlls,
or, in other words, natural breathing
is restored. The operation was per-
formed IN this locality but once before,
and that was in a case where a child s
air passage was almost closed by Group.
The tube is inserted by means OF curved
forceps The new treatment was in
vented by DR.. Duweyer, celebrated
physician of Chicago, and has been IN
use only two years All the indications
are now favorable to young Locke's re-
covery.-PittSburg Leader.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-05-09
A BATTLE WITH PIRATES,
Thirty T0nkin Outlaws Surrounded
in House and Killed

a telegram, dated Nam-Dinh, Tonkin,
China gives an account Of a sanguinary
conflict between French troops and the
rebels The village of Gias Phung, where a
redoubtable pirate chief named Dovan, who
had for long time terrorized the district,
was supposed to be- was surrounded by the
military, and siege was Laid to the house
where the rebel band had taken up its quar-
tiers Not sound betrayed the presence of
the band III the house until all at once lively
discharge Of firearms killed or wounded three
OF the military.
A severe conflict, lasting three hours and
half, then enSued. At last the house was set
on ire, but the combat still continued, the
rebels making a stubborn defence and trying
10 break through the surrounding party.
hen at last it was possible to enter the
mouse the surviving pirates were killed. but
DoNan himself was found dead, his body
y ing on the floor with the face burned. The
tH5lfe band, composed of about thirty indi-
EluualS, was destroyed. OF the French force
Ihree We're killed aud three wounded
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-05-09
A HUGE PRINTING JOB.

Ihe Enormous Quantity of Blanks
Prepared tor the Census Bureau.
The Government Printing Office at Wash
mgton has just finished the largest single job
ever undertaken, in printing for the Census
Bureau %, O0C. 900 enumeration blanks. The
paper required to print this number of blanks
amounted TO II, ass reams. each sheet meas
urlng 22x30 inches When printed and cut
t2ese made 10000, 900 sheets, 1900 900 of
winch We're 1lx15 inches and 1000, 900 of
when were l5x22 inches in size.
he thickness of each ream measured ~
inches; therefore if it were possible 20 stack
HI these blanks they would make pile 65lO
leet high, equal 70 one and one quarter
miles This would make a solid column Of
paper over eleven times as high as the Wash
iiLSton Monument. If laid end TO end these
nIanks would form a continuous line of paper
40" miles in length, or as far as from San
francisco, Cal, to New York city, and from
% mere sit to New Orleans The paper would cover
I2@OS, 533 square feet. Its total weight was
1oo, $50 pounds; or over 229 tons.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-05-09

For Liver Disease, BiiousnesS, Indiges-
ton, Scrofula or any blood-taint or Us
order, the Golden Medical Discovery" is
the only remedy possessed of such superior
curative properties as to warrant its manu-
factsrers in selling it, through druggists,
under positive guarantee that it will
either benefit or cure i'll every case, or
money paid for it will be refunded,
It's a legitimate medicine, not a bever-
age; contains no alcohol to inebriate, no
syrup or sugar to derange digestion. AS
wonderful in its curative results as in IFS
peculiar composition. 1t stands alone
incompatible! Therefore, don't be fooled
into accepting something instead, said to be
aust as good,n because the substitute pays
the dealer a better profit
The equal OF the " Golden Medical DiScOv-
cry" has not been invented if it ever is, it
won't be sold for less price than what the
Discovery" costs, viz: S1.00, or six bottles
for $500. It's concentrated vegetable ex-
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-05-09
The OYSTERS Food.

The food of the oyster consists en-
tirely of microscopic beings and frag-
ments of organic matter, which are car
ried by the currents of water to the
mouth of the animal at the hinge end of
the shell. Along with the food large
amount of indigestible dirt or inorganic
matter is carried in. When this mate
rial is examined through the microscope it
is seen that the oyster subsists largely
upon what scientists call "diatoms -
one of the lowest types of moving plants
which swim in the water, encased III mi
mute sandstone cases or boxes of the
most delicate beauty of workmanship.
When these have been found in the in
testines of the oyster they have usually
had their living contents dissolved out
by the action of the juices Of the stom-
ach.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-05-09

tract. Dose small and pleasant 10 the taste
Equally good for adults or children.
To invigOrate the liver, sharpen the appe-
tite, improve digestion, and build up both
strength and flesh. when reduced below the
standard Of health, it ranks prc-cminent.
Has the largest sale of any medicine in the
world, 'cithOut Il single exception!
For all itching, scaly, fostering, burning,
tormenting Skin and Scalp diseases, it is
especially etficacious Salt-rheum, letter,
Psoriasis, Erysipeias, Eczema, and all hui
mors, from a common pimple or eruption &c
the worst Scrofula, vanish under the use of
Sores and Swelhngs are cured, and the
most tainted systems are, by its somewhat
persistent use, cleansed from the most viru-
lent bloOd-poisons and completely renovated
S MEp Rn up Bs0coy PPo1rers Buy
falO n V
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-05-09

The United States of America has $50
universities, 1910 professors and SO, 400
students.
Fisherman & farmer. [volume] (Edenton, N.C.) 1887-19??, 1890-05-09

But, Pat, for the pain you complain Of,
Simply rOOsting alone might not do,
I think l would try DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, too.
, 1890-02-08

m accordance with ! I Of the
1Ordinance OF End February 1917
concerning Vaccination and : s Of
the rules in connection with the
laid Ordinance, it is hereby made
known that public, not gratis,
Vaccination will take place at my
residence on THURSDAY the 9th
of February 1890 at 3 o'clock pm.
The fee for such Vaccination is,
according to the said Ordinance,
SI.00.
Office of Landphysious for st. Croix, the
9lst JANUARY 1890.
KALMER,
Dr.. med.
, 1890-02-08
dTHE AVlsO
Is published Fiery
"Wednesday CS Saturday

Is published Fiery
"wednesday cs Saturday
Terms of Subscription,
% dollars per ahnu1n, payable hal-y early
sinnSls Copies to nor. subscribers, 8 cents
Parties dsirOas Of Withdrawing their subscription to
The AUls are required to give 8 months notice.
/ FERNS OF Advertdsdng,
approved by Government 95th June
Fop an advertisement of q lines or under, !. to 8 inser-
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! 2 Over . lines, pr. line .l..-. -. 10
Large Type. Long Primer, Small Plea
Plea and Columbia, L to 8 lipes-....... 100
Over 8 lines. pr. line .-...s ..... .--....... 10
For line Of the largest type $3.50. ----.. $50: .16
FOR oneto three Subsequent insertions the half amount of
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k@ All advertisements for insertion must be delivered at
Gals Office on Tuesdays &c Fridays not later than
one p. IN. The postage on letters to
khis Office from West End or st. Thomas must be prepaid
OF nd notice will be taken of them.
E- Special Contracts will be made with parties who may
IS @ishful to advertise yearly, halfyearIy, or quarterly
To Contributors I'VE cannot pay any attention
TO anonymous communications; every article must be
accompanied by the writer's name, not necessarily for publicl-
tdn but as an evidence of authenticity, and for our own
security and it must be distinctly understood that when n
necessarily agree with the opinions expressed by the writer
We cannot undertake to return nor preserve rejected manu-
scripts. Manuscript matter must be written only on one
eide of the paper.
IAR pRlkdItC executed at this Office with noatuess
, 1890-02-08

MED Henhold til Vaccination8an-
ll ordningen at Eden Februar 1877
bekjendtgjores det herved, at off Mt
lig, like gratis, Vaccination finder
Sted NIT Hem IORSDAGEN den
Ste Februar 1890 Kl. 3 p. NJ.
B~etaIingen herfor er if0l89 nevnte
Anordning @I.0O.
Landphy>iyate, Tor st Cro.x, den site
Januar 1890.
KALN FIR,
Dr.. Hed
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-29

KNIGHTS TENPLAR MEsTIN6--
TIE meeting of ibe Grand Com
nxaoery knights TsmPlAr a. A.
oauy yesterday sud la, evening
s&sA grand s8.7cess, from The &c
{ ,unt co1isinei in is-dsy's Heraln.
Each Tempe Conulzodery rpe
~ented repn-t+i nISrsrd prngr-s> and
increase uf lDenbrrs during the pS>i
year. Among lse officers ch -eu
~ tbs coming yez- : Can't ?. J.
Sar.rock. cOuo;s clerk 81 this esun-
IL. who wzs r--elSc;e-i rceurcer.
Following : 8 conpIete list: F. y
Shurtlea. Z c. c. D. ?. Mason, D.
.. G: : VI. Yc-zn, G;J VI Hnd-
SOD. {. Gil W. Pratt. Pre-; B. z
Lippirco,i. :. W; q. Z. Chsmter-
sin, J. W; 5. G.. Whiieboa-e
Tre1s.: F. J. B-bc,ck, Re 4
--zDd banquet. c1neerI and bal
iIl-i Up ttse ps-Ssl-E- ~ the even
- and night. Among tbS,-e pre
nj from Sal-rn the Herald report,
2 J. BAt.rock. L 3. McElroy, P
Il. DAIRY and others Dr.. !. VI
H-epe was zlso smoDg those wh'
-uioyti the tall
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-29
AAkRIED.

ELLlS-BKfDDLE-At the resi
dence Of the brides parents Il,
Polk c0uniy. "Wednesday, Ocioi.e,
-, l6D0. Ar II. J. Ella and Mis-.
Hnh II. LHsiddIs, Rev. Fulton
s(Mcixiing.
The ceremony was performed al
Z O'Clock this afternoon at the bride a
home within three mikes Of Dallas,
In the presence of q number Of r.la-
tives and frieDds of the contracting
parties. Miss Briddie il the daagb.
ter VI prosperous and highly re-
sI%cts-d farmer Of Polk county snd
is spoken ofby those who know her
~ lady Of sweet disposition. fine
accomplishments aud end-aring
qualities throughout. Mr. Ellis Is
senior partner iu the livery busine
Of Ellis d Whitley. this city. and 10
. man Whose friends are only
circumscribed in number by his ac-
quAiDiance. he formerly resided
In Dsllas and 10 well known slI over
this part eftbs valley. Jap" lea good
business man. enjoying . Prosper
'us trade aud will nov be pres-nted
Earnest wisi'ss for long life of
happiness iu his nsw relation.