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Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24
rhe neenest Lake Known.

By far the deepest lake known in the
world is Lake Baikal. in Siberia, which
is every way comparable to the great
Canadian lakes as regards size; for,
while its area of over 1900 square miles
makes il about equal to Erie in super
fetal extent, its enormous depth of be-
tween 1900 and 4,50O feet makes the
volume Of its waters almost equal to
that OF Lake Superior Although its
surface is I $50 feet above the sea level,
its bottom is nearly 5000 feet below it.
The Caspian lake. or sea, as il is usually
called, has a depth in its southern basin
Of over 1900 feet. Lake Maggiore is
5000 feet deep, Lake Como nearly 1000
feet and Iago-di-Garda, another Italian
lake, has a depth in certain places of
1900 feet Lake Constance is over / 900
feet deep, and Huron and Michigan
reach depths of 800 and / 1000 feet.-Now
York Telegram,
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24
a Laugh ON the Doctor.

FIUIH IHV ITUJ ITtas.
A Utica physician has to bear the ban
ter of his medical friends on account of
a natural mistake that he made recently.
A patient called TO be treated for a severe
cold. He described his troubles at length,
and the doctor advised him to 60 home
and soak his feet in hot water "That
will do no good" was the reply Of the
sicl, man. "iow is that ?" asked the
Doctor a little put out My legs are
cork said he, with a smile, The doc
tor did not fail TO appreciate the force of
the reply
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24
Special Excursions to Washington via
Pennsylvania Railroad

Special Excursions to Washington via
Pennsylvania Railroad.
In order that the residents of this sec
ton may enjoy the opportunity of visit
ing Washington the Pennsylvania Rail-
road Company will run a series of special
excursions to that city on the following
dates: February 18th, March 9th, April
Sd, and April Gath. The National Cap
ital is one of the most interesting cities in
the Union. 1t is esteemed by many tie
most beautiful city in America, aud the
fact that 1t Is the ssat # government and
the location of the 4Andsomest public
buildings in the land makes it interesting
to every citizen.
Both branches of Congress will be in
daily sessions. and, in fact, every branch
of the public service may be seen in the
actual work of conducting the the gov
ernment. The public buildings. en-
bracing the Capitol White House,
Treasury, State, War, aud Navy Depart
ments, the great Smithsonian Institution,
the National Museum, are open to the
public every day, and offer a field for in
terest and study that cannot be excelled
anywhere. The great Washington mon
ument, the highest memorial shaft in the
world, is in itself worth trip to see
The rates are unusually low, and the
Limitation of the tickets ample for most
pleasurable visit.
Excursion tickets, good for ten days
from date of sale, admitting of "a good
stop-over in Baltimore in either direction
within the proper limit, will be sold from
Pittsburgh at SO, and at correspondingly
low rates from other stations in Western
Pennsylvania. The tickets will be good
for use on any regular train of the dates
above named except limited express
trains and in addition to the regular
service a special train of parlor cars and
day coaches will leave Pittsburgh at 8
4. NJ, and run through to Washington,
stopping at principal stations. The re-
turn coupons will be valid for passage on
any regular train within the return limit,
except the Pennsylvania Limited
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24

T.ig late Lewis c. Cassidy, of ThRdel-
phia, LETT handsome fortune. Ii was
thought al list That his debts would eat
up his estate, but after every liability has
been met there will be al least $3.50, 900
to be divided between four heirs. Mr.
Cassidy made an enormous amount of
money during his professional career. He
received a salary of $4,000 a year from
the Philadelphia Traction Company, S10,-
900 from the Baltimore & Ohio Railroad,
1000 from the Liquor Dealers Associ-
alton, and general fees bringing up his
yearly income to more than $50,000
yearly
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24

THE question of the location of the
Worlds Fair is to the patriotic citizen not
a question of politics, but one of con-
venience and suitability. 1t is a blot
upon our boasted public spirit that poll
tics should have been allowed to come in
at all. What location is most accessible
to the world? where can the purposes
of the fair be best carried ont There are
the questions that should decide the
matter.
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24

SOME wise people are proposing mat
the Worlds Fair be postponed till 1893,
saying that the date OF opening in that
year. say My 1st, would be as near Ocio-
Der 18th, the date of the discovery of
America as May lst 1892. Well,
suppose il is how will it be
about the closing time? 1t is great
pity, If The American republic is not able
to get ready to celebrate such an ami
vcrsary whsl it really occurs instead o: a
year later. Let's call in some help.
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24

The attempt Of O'Shea aud his backers
to discredit Parnell in England seems to
have beena signal failure. Several pub
lie bodies have passed resolutions of con
fdence in the Irish leaders innocence, and
It looks as if the famous divorce suit will
prove vertable boomerang to its con.
coctors.
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24
10 nopY or a MAN rouNp.

The Search Force Comes Upon the Remains
ofAnother Flood Victim Near Coopers-
dale
On Saturday the search force at work
near Coopersdale came upon the body of
a man, buried deeply in the sand. 1t was
removed and brought to the morgue late
in the afternoon. The description is as
follows:
No. 531, male, height five feet nine
inches, large irregular front teeth some
what decaYed, lower right back teeth out,
gum boots, black and red ringed woolen
hose-rngs one-half inch wide, the legs
had been darned near the top-calico
shirt with square red dots one-half inch
apart brown and white striped shirt of
regu lar cotton shifting worn under the
other, covered scapulars, two pairs OF
pantaloons-top pair Of pepper and salt
colored wooden goods the others gray
mixed goods With narrow black stripes
one-half inch apart-ve Of heavy wOo.ch
goods grayish with narrow black stripes
somewhat closer than in pantaloons, gutta
percAa buttons.
The body is in a fair state Of preserya-
tioo considering the length it has been
buried. a watch chain was also found
on the clothing.
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24

SPEAKER REED IS opposed to tellers, be-
cause if he doesn't count straight they
will tlell.
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24

And Thus Ar The "TsithtcV" Rewarded
It is given out that in place of Louis
Wehn, Democrat, who has recently re-
signed the position, William P Reese,
of Millville, has been appointed Stamp
Deputy al Johnstown Mr.. Reese was
Deputy Chairman Of the Republican
County Committee in this section last fall
and by his untiring efforts succeeded in
letting O'Connor, the Democratic candt
date for District Attorney, gain several
votes in his ward. Mr. Reese is Principal
of the Millville schools, which position nc
has held for several years.
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-24

Chairman of the Democratic Committee.
Carrolltown. Pa, January 81 1890.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Wisdom From the Phila-
deADhia Record

An elephant may live over 100
years.
Easter Sunday in 1891 will come
upon March 80.
The speed of circular saws ranges
from 5000 to 10000 feet a minute.
The established church in Eng
lang is the Episcopal church, gov
.erned by two Archbishops and
thirty-two Bishops.
Judges of the Supreme Court
hold office during life or good be-
havionr. They may be removed
by impeachment.
The saying, ~ would rather be
right than be President" is attrib-
uted TO Henry Clay.
George William Cnrtis is in his
67th. year. He has been editor of
,HarPer's Weekly almost ever since
its establishment, in 1857.
The Official returns show that
2,653,000 soldiers enlisted during
the civil war in response to success
sive calls of President Lincoln. OF
this number 10000 We're colgred.
The English are the tallest race
among men, their average height
being s feet 10 inches. The Nor
wegians average ALMOST the same.
The Danes, Dutch and Hungarians
average 8 feet S inches. The Swiss,
Russians and Belgians, 8 feet n
inches. French and Germans, about
3 feet inches.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Hold 1t to the Light.

The man who tells you conf
dentially just what will cure your
cold Is prescribing Kemp's Balsam
this year. I'm the preparation of
this remarkable medicine for
coughs and colds no expense is
spared to combine only the best
and purest ingredients. Hold a
bottle of Kemp's Balsam to the
light and look through it; notice
the bright, clear look; then com
pare with other remedies. Price
SOC and 81. Sample bottle free.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Every man is Job when the
boils are on some other fellow.

INVly 10 u cOb WilSh viz
boils are on some other fellow.
"Uncle Jacobs, aren't you asha-
med to be seen here so often ?"
claws, honah, dis place am respect
BILE ter some places where 1 am
seen."
"Oh, John, T've lost the diamond
out of my engagement ring"
"That's all right, so long as you
didn't lose the ring itself. It's gold,
you know"
Ethel-Isn't it lovely? Tom said
this morning that he finds me
dearer. Her unmarried sister (spite-
fully)-Did he say how much the
Mckinley bill had to DO with it?
Watts--Now, if understand cor
rectly, the first principle of social
ism is to divide with your brother
man. Potts-Then you don't un-
derstand correctly. The first prin-
ciple of socialism is to make your
brother divide with you.
Yes, l have an umbrella that
needs mending; but if l let you
have it, how am / to know that
that you will bring it back? UNI
brella Mender-Haf no fear. / al
ways sharge more for mepding dan
| could sell zee umbrella for.
"George," said the bride, 81 seem
to he constantly hearing the sweet
est music l wonder what it
means" at means," said the prac-
tical groom, "that the feller that
sold me that wedding ring for a
plain gold band worked off brass
band on me-"
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

rne secretary, thinking IL would be y
good idea to humor the follow, replied:
II think So"
"a one-legged fellor?"
"Yes."
"Fellow with splay foot?"
Exactly"
"Sorter curious looltin' out OF his
eyes2"
"IIe's the man."
always trying to steal somebody's
dog?"
"The very follow"
"Come from St Louis, eh2" the man
joyously exclaimed.
Eyes, sir"
"Sorter hoarse, especially just after q
rain?"
1.-THE identical fellow"
"Are you surep"
"I am"
Nov, look hero, podner, the drinks
are on you"
"Why SOP"
because there amt such man in
Arkansaw. Come, set EN- up an won't
tell the fellers that I've caught you.
Wnat 40 you sayF
~ say that won't"
"What after have caught you9 Say,
podner, try once, won't you?"
"Turn me loose"
"Wait mint. / am stranger In
the town and would like to be treated
with courtesy. / may be curious but
generosity and courtesy win me every
time. Hold on bit. Say, do you know
q mean, rough-skinned feller named
Parkman? Hold on-Say."
The Secretary had broken loose from
him and run to the shade. .-Arkansaw
Tro vo1er
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
GEORGE HEINE
100 Ladies Wanted

And 100 men to call on any drug
gist for Il FREE trial package of
Lanes Family Medicine, the great
root and herb remedy, discovered
by Dir. sSilas Lane while in the
Rocky Mountains. For diseases
of the blood, Liver and Kidneys ii
is positive cure. For constipa-
tion and clearing up the complex
ion it does wonders. 1t is the best
spring medicine known. Large
size package, 30 cents. At all drug
sits.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Never Mixed Business.

A man with box on his shoulder was
making his way along Chambers street
the other day, when it fell to the walk
After two or three efforts to replace 1T
he appealed to man in doorway
with:
"Give me lift, please?"
Cant do it," was the prompt reply.
''And why not?"
"Because never mix business. am
a plumber, and the man next door Is In
the elevator business. It's for him to
give you a lift"
The man with the box thought for O
moment, grinned in a good-natured way,
and by an extra grunt re-shouldered the
box and passed on-N Y. Sun.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Forced to Leave Home.

Over 60 people were forced to
leave their homes yesterday to call
at their druggists for free trial
package of Lanes Family Medicine
If your blood is bad, your liver and
Kidneys out of order, ifyou are con-
stipated and have headache and an
unsightly complexion, don't fail to
call on any druggist to-day for a
free sample of this grand remedy.
The ladies praise it. Everyone
likes it. Large-size package 90
cents.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
WANTED INFORMATION.
And When He Received 10 He Made Loud
Demand for Drinks.

Ana When He Received 10 He Made Loud
Demand for Drinks.
Tho Secretary of State had just come
down out of his Office and was making a
bee line for cool place, when tall,
lank, hump-shouldered, ''one gallused'
man stopped him in the merciless sun
shine and said;
''Do you live here?"
"Yes SIR"
''Been living here very long?"
"Yes for some time"
'Know fellow named Ike Pilers?"
"No, think not"
"Great big red-headed feller."
''No don't believe / have ever seen
him."
.Sortor limps with his left foot and
don't care cent who's In town"
"Never met him I'm sure"
The man took hold OF the lapel of the
Secretarys coat and said:
''Of course you know Sam Powell?"
Don't know that do. Let's get In
the shade,
wait just minute. Sans sort of
bench-legged feller-a curious feller,
not exactly liar but man who keeps
on tallfin' after all his facts have give
out"
Don't know him.
Blind in one eye"
'Never saw him."
"Curious feller-man that will pay II
he has the money, but who never has
the money"
''IIave never met him. My friend,
must get in the shade.'
Just wait q minute" the man re-
plied, retaining his hold on the Secre-
tary. "Pm a stranger in this town, and
want to get little information. DO
you know feller hero named Pete Will
sonY'
~ think not"
"Soft OF curious fcller, with a scar
on his right jaw
II haven't the pleasure of his acr
quaintance.
"Feller with one shoulder higher
than the other"
II have never met him. Whow! | must
get In the shade"
Just wait mint. Just want to find
out little something. Am a stranger
in the town Say, do you know follor
named Potter Mason?"
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

CHICAGO, Oct. 29.--[Special]- 1.-The
Corn Cob Club is the latest social
organization to be brought into eX-
istence in this city. 1t is composed
of a number of bankers, journalists,
and other professional men. 1t
is intended as protest against
the raise in prices of cigars occa-
stoned by the new Mckinley Tar
if bill. And the only qualification
for membership is that those elect
ed must smoke corn cob pipe on
the streets in lieu of cigar. APP
plicantiOns for membership are
rapidly pouring in, and before
many days it will be no remarka-
BILE sight to see staid and dignified
bankers and tradesmen coming
down to their business on the cars
in the morning, or perambulating
between the lunch rooms and their
offices at noon, with well filled
corn-cob pipe between their teeth.
-COIunaus Post.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

All trains between Columbus and Cincin-
natl run through without change of ears, con-
Meeting in Union Depots with all dlverging
lines.
The Fast Express leaving Cincinnati at 7:l0
p. m, Is II solid train to Pitlsburg via Wheel
ing, sleeping car attached.
The train leaving Columbus at 1886 a. m. Is
n solid train from Pittsburgh to Cincinnati,
with sleeping car. AT Columbus a slseping
car Is set mt the east end of Union Depot which
can be occupied at any time between $500 pm,
and 3:35 a. IN.
The train leaving Cincinnati Mt 1880 a. M,
has through coach to Columbus and Pitts
burgh; also parlor car attached; and connects
at Columbus with sleeping carfor Baltimore
and Philadelhia.
The train leaving Columbus at 2:l5 p. m,
has parlOr car from Columbus to Cincinnati.
The train leaving Cincinnati at S:45 q. m,
has parlor car from Columbus to Cincinnati,
The train leaving Columbus at 3:05 p. IN.
has through coach from Pittsburg and Col
umbus to CINCINNATI and connects at Column
bus with sleeping cars from Baltimore and
Philadelphia.
s. p. PEABODY. O.P, MCCARTHY,
Gen'l Supt, G.P A.
Columbus.C. Columbus, o.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Columbus and Chicago Line.

NO. 81 leaves Columbus daily at 9:i0 p. m,
arr YES Chicago via c. & A. at 8 25 O. m. Pull
man Sleeper.
NO. 80 leaves Columbus at 1905 n. M, ex-
cept Sunday; arrives Chicago 35 p. m. Pull
man Vestibule ain, with Dining car from
Marion to hicugo.
NO. 30 leaves Chicago SO p. M, daily; ar
rives Columbus 10 u. m. Pullman Sleeper.
NO 30 leaves Chicago s 35a. m; arrives Col =
umbus 10 20 p. IN. Nestibule train TO Marion.
Rates via the Ruckeye Ron e are always rs
10 as by any other line. Through tickets
sold md baggage checked to destination.
Ifcontem plating journey in any direction
please call on nearest agent of the company,
or address any of the following representa-
tives of the passenger department for folders,
rates and other information:
L.W. Landman Southern Passenger Agent,
Gallipolis.
l.. w Buckmaster, City Passenger and
Ticket Agent, 3l4 N. High Street, Columbus.
For further conformation address Agents g.
ii. .& L. R'y.
CHAs IL. ROCKWELL, w. II. FISHER,
Genl Sup't Genr Pass. Aet.
Columbus, o.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
The Liver

When out of order, involves every organ of
the body. Remedies for some other derange-
ment are frequently taken without the least
effect because 1t is the liver which is the real
source of the trouble, and until that is set
right there can be no health, strength, or
comfort in any part of the system. Mercury,
in some form, is a common specific for slug
gish liver; but far safer and more effective
rnadicina 10
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
1t Could Fly and 1t Didn't.

New arrival (taking his first meal at
the country farm house): thought you
advertised that this was a delight.
full place.
Farmer Brown: So it is. Have some
teal?
New Arrival: What is teal?
Farmer Brown: Why kind of duck.
New Arrivals: Could it fly?
Farmer Brown: Certainly. Have
some?
New Arrival: No, dom t want any.
Any thing that could fly, and didn't fly
out of this accursed place, / don't want
any thing to do with.-The Jury.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Ayers Pills.

For loss of appetite, bilious troubles, consti-
patton, indigestion, and sick headache, these
Pills are unsurpassed.
"For long time ] was sufferer from
stomach, liver, and kidney troubles, expe-
riencing much difficulty in digestion, with
severe pains in the lumbar region and other
parts of the body. Having tried variety of
remedies, including warm baths, with only
temporary relief, about three months ago
began the use of Ayers Pills, and my health
is so much improved that gladly testify to
the superior merits of this medicine."-
Man0el Jorge Pereira, Porto, Portugal
"For the cure of headache, Ayers Cathar-
tic Pills are the most effective medicine
ever used."--R. X. James, Dorchester Mass.
"When 1 feel the need of a cathartlc, take
Ayers Pills, and find them to be more efiec-
tive than any Other pill I ever tOok."-Mrs
B. @. Grub, Burwelvllle, Va.
~ have found In Ayers Pills, an invalua-
BILE remedy for constipation, billousness, and
kindred disorders, peculiar to miasmatlc
localities. Taken In small and frequent
doses, these Pills
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

House on Canal Street, Logan,
10 rooms, well, cistern and cell
lar; will trade for farm.
RG Wanted, Timber lands.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

A good good new two story
house with four rooms, situated
in the village of Oreville, and
being lots Nos 30, 80 and 32
will sell all for $175. We must
sell. Hansen & Smith.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

The following 4 tracts of land
lying together consisting of 336
acres, in the south west corner
of Laurel Township, we will
sell as a whole or in part to suit
purchaser, or will eXcange for
live stock, or for lands in north
western Ohio.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Real Estate
EF0R44
Sale OF Exchange

80 acres of land in South east
corner of section o, Laurel Tp.,
Hooking County, Ohio, lying !
mile north of Gibisonville. All
of above so acres of land is in
grass; good barn and house,
good orchard, so sugar trees, 10
acres of timber and plenty of
water. Terms reasonable and
on on deferred payments.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

A small farm know as Kelch
farm located near Gibisonville
containing 80 acres. Price
reasonable.
HANSEN d SMITH
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

Old Grpmp-Why don'tyou try to save
some money?
Young Fastboy-Afraid some one
would want to borrow it.-Te&as Silt
ings.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Nothing to Worry About,

NOtHTng 10 WnrTy FEOuE'
Scared Neighbor-oh, Mr!. Muggins,
y'r husbaA is tryin' to hang himself in
tn barn.
Mrs. Muggins-He never succeeded in
doin' any thing he tried to do, SO far.
Guess he'll be comm in all right wen
the dinner-bcll rings. Street & Smiths
Good News.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
Mckinley Bill Prices.

Chicago Tribune: The effects of
the Mckinley bill are being felt
daily by New York merchants, and
now importers of pearl buttons are
realizing what an enormous i'm
crease they will have to pay for
imported stock. The duty paid up
on an invoice ofpearl buttons prior
to October 9th. amounted to 1928,
while today upon the same invoice
it would be S6,s43, or an increase of
$6,515.
The advance in the stock prices
of imported pearl buttons of today
as compared with what they were
a year ago is a very decided one,
and it moreover shows that the
greatest percentage of increase is
i'm the commoner and lower grades
of goods, which are used by the
poorer classes. For instance, a
year ago the stock prices of "extra
super two-hole" per gross. No. l6,
was 10 cents, while now there is an
advance to S1.17, and the same line
of buttons, No. 26, which could be
had year ago for $l.77@, are now
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

House and Lot in New Ply
mouth, Vinton County, 75 #.
front. Will sell or trade.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01
a Jail I;ird

"Now, SIR" asked the prosecuting at
torney, looking at him sternly, were
you ever in PRISON."
"Yes, sir, have becn," answered tho
witness in a low tone.
"Ah, / thought SO, sir. You are a
pretty fellow. Jail birdl How long ago
has it been?'
st was during the wa-. ! served six
months in Andersonville and Libby
while you were up North hero writing
magazine articles on how to end the
conflict" answered the witness in the
same low, mock tome Munscy's
Weekly.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-01

"Hollo, Shadbolt! Huwdy? By the
way, they say there is n dangerous $40
counterfeit in circulation. Seen any of
them?"
Haven't seen any OF item. Dinguss,
but if you have $40 bill Of any kind
I'll take it in payment OF tnat last y
YOU got OF me-"
(Gratetully)-"Thot's kind of you,
Shadbolt. Here's one they won't take
in any of the stores. Ever so much
Obliged TO you old boy."-Chicago Iri-
bune.