Telegram-herald., 1890-11-01
TOWN TOPICS.

ne lat In It.
Two candidates sat on blasted tree
Buls Ms0ee MedaNi
The blasted tree Of Denoeraeee-
Billy Mc6es McGaw,
rhe aust o. tae e0untry a ghwAy track
Lar thiex and xFimy upoa each back
o. music peculiar there seemed 40 lack
BAly Mcliee McdaE.
Twas Melbourne Ford aad Peter D.
Billy McGee MeGzEi
That huddlsd tezether upea that tree"
Billy Mcdcs MeGawi
Thsg sanx their soag n the KEY Of Gi
Nell sAnx The bass ana Peter ne
Responded In sarin fsisstL0 key
Edny McGes Mc0aw.
Two statesmen wise are We. are we
Bluy McGee Mcdaw;
Wei right All the uroags OF eur e0an-ter-ee''-
Billy Mcdes Mc0sw.
Down AZ the foot % that blasted tree
fnas blasted tree OF Democraeee-
There squatted another who Judge would be-
Blns MsGee McGaw.
said Adst arsf TO Peter D.
Billy McGee MeGaw;
Just move along and make room for me-
Billy Me6ee Medaw;
But Peter looked down 10 the foot OF the tree.
And sang Ia the same falsstto key:
Is u anything green up here ye seer"
Billy McGee McGaw.
And Melbourne sang In his deepest bass
Billy MeGee McGAw;
I'm the seat Of N elect you have no place
Billy Nc6ee Nci3aw.
You tanedlto answer 10 our roll.cAu.
You cant be counted. you're not here AZ all;
To disturb our devoticns Is the hight OF galr'-
Billy McGee McGaw.
Hallow cen last evening.
Today Is the last day you can regis
ter.
Big Republican rally at Hartman 5
tonight.
Republicans remember your duty and
register today.
The fly no longer suicides in the
cream pitcher.
Mail carriers arc loaded down with
election literature.
Beware of the oyster that has out
lived is usefulness.
There is tinge of sadness in the
voice OF the Democrat.
The candidates have only two more
DAYS IN which to hustle.
A morning call-"See here, what in
blazes s the matter with the stOve?"
II am aweary," sighed the tramp, as
be swOke from a sixteen-hOurs' nap.
Work on the First Reformed Church
Is progressing RAPIDLY.
Great Republican meeting at Cedar
Springs this afternoon.
PM Fuller Is putting up handsome
barn AZ hrs residence on Fulton-st.
Mrs. Ells Knappen has resigned as
teacher IN the Henry-street school.
Wan. Dunham has gone TO Mexico to
look after his silver mining property.
Don't let the cry be "too late" but
register today. It's your lGst chance.
Whole number of voters registered
in the second ward up to last night was
6sl.
The funeral Of Geo. T. Mcclure will
be held at Al Scribner-st., at p. m. to-
day.
The funeral Of the venerable P. B.
Poster VIII occur At 2.30 p. N. tomOr-
row.
The loss Of the Janitor at the police
headquarters has been felt in many
ways.
Wlber F. Dickerson has been ap-
pointed engineer OF the government
building.
Not man went 70 jail yesterday, un-
less ns stole through when Lewis Was
not looking.
The funeral OF Geo. T. McClute will
be held at 3 o'clock this afternoon from
Al Scribner-st.
The new g.. r. &. I. station agent at
Morley = A. G. Gleason, wee +. J.
Liddy, resigned.
Special All SAINTS day services will be
held in st. Marks Church today, morn
ing and evening.
The arc lights sgain flashed up in the
renoter circuits last evening, after q
rest Of three nights.
A freight car ran OF the track At the
Union depot lsst evening. but al trains
vii run today ss usual.
Geo. +. Graham flied a bill for d.
vorcs from EfHe J. Graham in the su-
perior court yesterday.
The Census Bureau has issued bul
letin declaring the population Of the
United States To be s. $50 $40.
Fearing danger IN frost. TIE con.
tractors for artificial stone walks VII
accept 10 further orders this season.
A drummer from Parls. Frsnce,
Henry Mann. = ~ the city IN the inter
ssts Of = dry goods and millinery house
The ice-cresrn man has lost s1n3e of
his wonSee Cheerfulness. bus the Goa
man still tries - MAKE himself agree
able.
Ths kreachsrens slcrn,-ionr thst sl-rs