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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-10-08

- 81 Northern Pacific Rolling
-lmmense Freight Shipments.
-. Oct z--tSpecial. l-Assistsnt General
iendent Dickinson. OF the Northern
WITH headquarters At Helena, 10
city. Speaking Of the ALLEGED
Of motive power aud rolling
r. = eeid today that three new locomotives
added to the Pacific and Cascade divi-
Seung the past week, and that the addi-
yulpment to the road since January /,
peen q follows: Twenty five passen.
$S vesfihuie dining cars, 50 cabooses,
esrs. 1.5oo box cars, 800 coal cars, 500
- 100 refrigerator cars.
eatput u the Northern Pacific coal mines
ZSQn for september was 4O,l4l tons. The
output was 2S.lA tons.
~ nv yards and side tracks At Cle-elum
Contractors King & Dickinson, have
pad s.taed over to the Northern Pacific BY the
seots Of the Northern Pacific freight de.
sss. this city show that in 1889 freight
~ 9 curing the month OF September aegre-
- s4ss pounds, 2s.660, 060 pounds less
handled for the corresponding month
~ Charges for September, 1890
9S-~s - sSs2,oA is an increase Of $liS,-
/ over September. 1859.
sunny itE o6teIAl m00Ile coast
Ssso We Chicago. St. Louis 4 Kansas CITY
|S~sh mas been absent from this CITY for :
~ q weeks Henry Cassidy has been sent
-. .cceed Mr.. Muffiv. and as the latter snent
- - uceiy and left without arranging ali of
ne1rn. e1 'n.s ne WIZ
evening it was learned that Muffiy. 4
~ before leaving, while having $40 de.
y the Tacoma Nationsl bank, had three
each for so. cashed at Layher q
1.ss. neaith Office saloon. Before the
-. could be presented for collection MufY.
s. 49, ofawn his deposit from the bank. II
1s- ssa he went to Canada. His wife has
jEss.:s = @ Join her people. AS Mufay had :
s. - me time OF drawing the checks. Jus.
\. a stfack advised Layher & Otto 70 pocket
~ - y = Mufiiy could not be prosecuted.
|Ausa- uanspires that Muffiy went to
r.end has q $50 CHI OK csshed by
lite age I of the Puget Sound 4 ALASKA
= company. The check was forwarded
s ss,,ss.' essry of the company. Walter Oates,
~ aon. and went TO protest Oates con-
~ ssf1ck. and has not vet taken steps to
Asfiy. 1t is understood Muffiy
sums Of many of his friends
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Nnrria Park Racas.a

MoRRfs PAxK. Oct 1.-THE track was - Of
mud and WAFER. summary:
Two-yesr folds, six furlongs-Mim Hooker colt
won, Gray Lock second, sinaloa colt third.
Time, 1:iA
All ag I, Ave fnriongs- -Baldihoo won. g. w.
Cook second, Beat Boy third. Time. liz.
Runnymede handicap, mile and quarter
Tristan won, LAvin4s Belle second, Riley third.
Time, 2:l4
Elmeldorf handicap. 2year-olds, six furlonss
Annie won, Peter second, F1avills third. Times
lila
Hickory stakes for 3year-o,ds. mile and half
Tournament won. Banquet second, Enslish
Lady thru. Time. 2:4k
Mile and one furlong- Salute won. Esquimau
second, Floodtide third. Time, 2;011<
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waila waIls Races.

wALIA WALLA. 0ct. Especial. l-The crowd
was considerably larger 1t the second day Of the
fair. Tho races were very interesting, and
there was big money in the pool box. Sum.
mary:
Homely Girl tied. Time. 1:06 On the tun-ofH
Northern Eclipse won. Time, iii.
Two furlongs and repeat-Jim Miller won IN
two straight heats Time. "a
special trot-Alta won nrss heat. Time, 2:So
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TxRRE HAuTE. Ind, Oct 1.-The track was
three seconds allow. Summary:
Citizens, stake. 2:22 class. guaranteed t1s6o0-
McDoll won. Waiter + second, Diamond third.
Best time, 21S1z.
Wabash stakes. for 2.year-olds. value q, 80
Uncle Sam won, Free second Chiquireta third,
Blanca fourth. Best time, 2:Sl1z
2:1S class, pace. purse Of $3.50 funfin-
ishedl-Hsrdy Jones won the drst heat and
Grants Abdallsh the second heat Best ime,
oil
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halfway oenbsny. ~ vort i % = befun &
o4ces 6nd Nj 1hour6on left oeorian6lof AN
k1nc1eco thio evsninu - contsaet fcsmeterIasfs
~ Ihe 1lno runs irom 1fons sn6 Gsnfk slfoets
g W. heiehts nofthwese o. he city, and III.
xnonpeon eays Is wi1l b he b<st electric rad
"a ~ country. with Iron tioe ct "a coocr0te
ana ~ ben combinatfon sefla
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Gam Morton. the manager Of the Minneapolis
.eem. mas hesn guilty. Of unprosessional corr
auct snet may cost him deal OF trouble. He
mas written letters fosently 70 Ersnk Snyder
seatsle's catchsr 7, and .Jgss'' Parrot, the Por.
lana third baseman, endeay0ring tn secure them
IoF nn ciub next season. He Il subject to IN
q 1859 for trying 70 engage players reserve,
unoef the national agreement, and Manager
hockweli, getting wind of Mortnn's movements
vestefday teleRraphed the facts to Mic Young,
secretary Of the National league The charge
ssainst the Minneapolis manager Is not .
grnundleaD one, - Snyder still has the letter
which Morton sent him.
Manager Rock well. in an interview with q
fosr-iNrEILIGKNcrR reporter, states that he ID
more IN favor Of admitting Butte and Helena TO
the League next year than be II Of consolidating
the Caltfornia and Pacific Northwest Leagues
VI the latter proposition he says:
= am unfavorabie TO II on two grounds. IN
the nrss place. the distance IS too great It Il
nrRed that Milwaukee and Denver teams in the
western league, travel LOO miles to play
against each other, but IL must be remembered
fnat there are half-doxsn League towns Inter.
vening. The bigeest jump IL from Omaha to
Denver . distance Of 500 miles.
The second objection ID the difference in the
prices charged here and In California They
charge but . cents In the latter league but q
oecent sarin IL necessary here, where the IA.
dlonces are not 20 large It woHld be uuite I'm.
po sfble to charge different prices in different
towns Of the same league.
would very much like TO see Butte and
Helena admitted, and II the Northern Pacific
peUple would reduce their rates the arrange.
ments could probably be made,
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League sud Brotherh0Od Losses.
new York, Oct z.-[Special l-Public interest
IN the financial result Of the baseball season Of
the professional clubs In conse quence Of the
baseball war has been quite a. great this year
~ interest in the championships
Tie Herald pfesents carefu1 estimates of the
records for the season. which closed on satur-
day, ana the nnAncisl returns OF each club In
both the warning iactiona The estimate is baeed
upon the ofncial figures a. given out from day
to day BY the oficeu OF the clubs to the news
papers. It shows that both leagues have had
DISASTROUS campaign. The Approximate expenses
Of the Brotherhood climbs this season have been
about $4,000 each for tho i've clubs. The e..
pense o the Cleveland and Pitsburg clubs vas
about $4,000 each. and the Buffalo club about
10000
In the National League the expenses OF the
clubs have not heen quite 20 heavy, even among
the clubs contsirfng high-priced veterans and
those that paid big bonuses 70 playens *.
ponseG New York, Boston, Cincinnati ana
Bro0klyn averaged about $4,000 The cost 81
running Philadelphia and Chicago waa $4,000
each, the Cleveland clubs expense was about
$4,000. and the Pittsburg tail-enders. Who
played one Of their home games away from
home. did not exceed $15O00
All but New York. Boston and Chicago Broth.
erhoo5 ana the Philadelphia National League
Club will have to bear losses ranging from $500
70 $4,000 If the attendance figures were known.
combined with the losses of the two leapues
according to some good judges. they would foot
up over 100000
A Feather Weight Knockout Fight.
New YORK. Oct 7.-fSpecial IA prizefight 10
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HOTEL ARRIVALS.

THE RAINIER.
g p Lewis Port Tow's'dJ N wilmans. San Fran
b kac~ou. e Suu M. Mss Pore ns1 Ludlow
8 = Lacey. oiynSis NJ: Hsmpston. Ptlnd
Col Anderson . v. Q SAW Ewins RI Town'd
~ x MasSn 90 ksns Denver
@ J Taylor, Tacoma II G McCausland, Mich
a II Goods, do 70 Croles 4 v, st Paul
oliver, Oakland McCann. Cincinnati
r L Tiiton, Spokane Brackell, Boston
John Dodd. r n Alder, Boston
Geo Jones' San Fran Nudge, do
Nv Gates, Portland
RUSS HOUSE.
Bothul, City smith. Chehslis
3 yNcsthup, Centraiia A Graw, Absent Harb'r
II Daniels. Cal ST snumney, Boltn
a G Ke tn d ", 6edro ii Durb0raw. Tacoma
Granville. Tacoma G y Fillmore. Chicago
W Milton, Spokane WJWimer. Oakland
Casteram. whatcom G Foningt0n. City
r HOuch, City Hi Kreider, Pa
Snyder, Chicago Humon, Chicago
RE Fender. Portland 0 B France. Oregon
r Flaherty, Kansas CitZw B Fitzgs raid Salem
4 windb "a. sehome v Milton. spokane
81 n Ea9d LIS ARR F 1homps . fS.
Ja.rsicI Gw. Nevada Mrs Rnsh6ekt 4 son. III Iii
Mn H COVE d, III W Hopper. City.
THE sNoouALMIE.
Brosius, Tacoma Mrs Henderson, ep Fills
Henehclifs; Tacoma D Pardy, city
ID ourt sfdney Mm F hSnmcng; o nen'er
4 Entv sfle. Tolt Mrs N N Smith, Olympia
Prank Terrace MRS w N Cochrane
Ni.esd.s sncwoh Pei, e sson, San p Fran
A Ackiey & v. K'kland C Gilman, Iowa
Mrs G Payne.s tanwood Dubois, Slaughter
warmers corse.s Doheny 4 Marum.
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Americas Associations Ball Cameo
LOUISVILLE. Oct 7.-Louiaville 8. Toledo
81 LOUIS, Oct. &-st Louis 8, Columbus 8
The game was called ct the end Of the ninth
on account Of darkness
PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 7.-Philadelphiar Roches-
ter game postponed; rain.
BALTrnoRE, Oct 7.-Baltimore-Syracuse game
uoatponed: rain.
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;1 = ~ Gcof<1o xioef1io hallway
SSS1x 66rrS1nuo - the Lake 0nioo
Sf IsInine street. along III eouth
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81 81 ~. s.,,Ace - beeun from 10th
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~ .se q q $1,000 =. - shsf q viii - -
81 -. g 4 ~. vveehfnston canal
ZIG Il 'ss...,.s,s shroneh Isko Onion.
e of fhs property through which
- So61orday sold 156 47-l00 aoree On
S6fy Iuhrman Tor $l0os0&
------
improvement Company q
= = line Of steamer from 9uiioens
1 81 connection with the kor
UtheFn railroad - soon - sne
~ ouiicone. 81 order % - nearly .
II 1hroush connection g Oiympias
iSsle re new sseamers Bniley Gst-
4 SsSftIe and Victorian win b run
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zeeek = corps o. surveyor - 40
aeniue MAKING preilmtnery sur
49, no eccret o. tne iect snss sney efe
t1e = g =. ana tnat tLe coess e.
have : terminus somewnefe @
with branches 70 ever port On
-
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2; - 81 ths Iske shore road CHIEF
91ouxh 70 stand Agatnss the wilma
sss - '.s-.- 1900 49, 49,.
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6,- Aiectric Road for Portland. -
Oct z-lspecial.l- James N.
GO, president of the Pacific Cable Con.
company, has arranged to build an
aosor line for the Willamette Heights
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PORT CRESCENT.

so. r.s' R.,I
ahleof berung
~ 'p . p = se S"nAs
s %
% Css s10h ~ As 1ass srohsr
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New Westminster Truth says: The
- paridc Navipation Com pany II at
tseuaftng the plans for = lsrge steel
which b to ply ON the line between
yNeninster and Victoria The boat u to
,his winter and viii be ready for the
ling nafac
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- he new track Of the Yesler avenue
e. Rainier, has been delayed BY lack
1C2 but will be finished BY Sunday
- viii then stop running 70 allow the
~ q the curves and the change Of the
- The old to the new track. The shut-
oulll ln1t about three daya
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: 0ote4 division engineer OF the Union
mhfosd, was in the city again yester-
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1AcolA RAILROAD NEWS.

- q wheat arrived in the city yestsr
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A Feather-Weix Knockout Fight.
New YORK. Oct 7.-fSpecial IA prizefight to
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New draperies. Doheny 4 Marum.
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11eem played havoc with the forests
I6ha Shore road on Monday and ye4-
- were blown aeross the track at
gyals. and all trains were delayed
1ke1on. The only semblanco Of an
1oe5ed near Lake McMurray, whore
y wheels belonging to the tender
ction train were thrown. on the
~ were replaced without damage.
Ut Dunn went 70 Snohomiah yes
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II nj ueek caused only Z slight rice
11i1h river, 20 tnat It 10 not likely
1kWm swollen enough 70 endansof
51l11ro 81 the Lake Shore road. Chief
IDots has no doubt that the bridge
e6olxh 70 stand againss the wind,
~ not heard from there. the mail
e lnys TO reach Seattle from that
16tant Engfneer Warner went 20
" 70 look after the work.
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warmers corse's. Doheny 4 Marum.
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1lh61pn = Missouri River Railroad
~ boeun survey Of = line to the
n1rming repeated statements that
= 6 he line would mot stop until II
uosee. 4 corps Of Surveyor afo In
d5ouneaius making preliminary sur
j11ko no socret Of the fact that they are
"a 10 b 4 r.. and that tte COAST *.
m have : terminus somewhere on
- with branches to ever port on
Morning journal and courier., 1890-05-24
GOVRRNMENT HHLP.

The silver question hasn't been quite as prominent during the last week as 1t was be. fore, though the silver men do not abate their claims. It is, however, evident that a very decided expedition to their scheme has developed. The people are beginning to see that what the scheme really means is that the government must buy the silver product of the country, and as much more as is for sale, at prices fixed not by the needs of the government, but by the greediuess of sellers This is the real situation. How does this scheme differ from some of the other preposterous schemes that have been put before this cougressi We commend to the attention of our readers the remarks oz MT. Mills of Texas in reply to the request ot the Farmers alliance of his State that government store agricultural products and issue treasury notes upon them te the extent of 30 per cent. Hs shows that were such principle once adopt ed by the government, all othsr products ol ell other industries might reasonably de' mand the same thing. He says very truly In periods of manufacturing and mining de preesion, iron, steel, woolen and cottol goods will demand to bs deposited ant taken care of and money loaned to thsi owner, and so will coal, orc, and lumber If tho policy is adopted. 1t must apply to al and the power of those interested in thos products will compel the government to sx tend its patsrnal care to them.
 If fhe oovernment takeH care of the eflve men 1t should take care of all the rest. Tn, demand of the farmer is no more absurd than theirs is.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-05-24
Saturday, May 2A, 1sgO.
A RlDIOULOUS LAW.


 Some very foolish laws have been passed with the interest to promote temperance. One of them is the Massachusetts law prohibiting the sale of liquors over a counter and requir- ing food to be served with all drinks. The attempt to enforce this law in Boston is mak- ing much trouble and some fun. There is a general uncertainty as to what strict con- pliance with the statute consists in, even among the commissioners charged with its enforcement. The term 'public bar" does not seem to have an exact definition in the law. Some dealers considered, or pretended the law by selling drinks over lunch coun- ter. It will require a test case to settle whether this violation or not. If it is not, lupch could be spread out on any bar, and the result would be practically the old system of selling over the bar. A like uncertainty seems to exist as to what constitutes "food" and what con- stiutes the serving of 1t. Many Boston deal- CTS claimed to have complied faithfully with the law when serving liquor by laying 8 cracker upon the table. The buyers could drink as usual and leave the cracker to be used in the same way till some hungry inc ebriate took 1t into his head that he would eat 1t.
 Little attention is paid to the law in some of the cities of Massachusetts, the commis- sioners in charge of the enforcement being evidently satisfied that 1t Is absurd, and rea- soning that, if 1t has been violated all these years as matter of course, 1t is all right to continue violating 1t. It would be wiser to enfo1ce 1t, to show how ridiculous and use- Jouo fc
Morning journal and courier., 1890-05-24

tacle under tho seat, from which it passes in drops to the generator. On a good road-bed that is nearly level the car riage is propelled at the speed of ten miles per hour. The coat of running is merely nominal. The speed of the motor is abso- lotely under the control of the person in the carriage and is regulated by fhe person who performs the office of driver. It is regulated by lever, which can be moved by the hand or foot. A person desiring to ride at certain speed can place the lever at a fixed point and have nothing to do but steer the carriage. If the track is straight it is not necessary to touch the steering appara- tus.
 Charles W. Hamilton, a naval surgeon, publishes this plan for curing sea sickness: The successful treatment of sea sickness. which surgeons aaoat have so much to do with and which generally they are unable effectively to alleviate, must prove my ex. ouse for bringing before the profession the curative effects of kola (StercuIia acuminata). In the few cases which have lately had to deal with have found the internal admins tration of the seed of the kola a most suo cessful remedy. Half to one draohm of the seed chewed slowly was followed, in about forty minutes. by complete cessation of ths various symptoms of nal de mer; the depres sion, vomiting and giddiness disap. peared; the hearts action was regu lated and strengthened, and a conf. 'dsnce was felt in heavy weather that my cases never before experienced dur ing the many years that they served in tht Royal Navy .and had tried the usual remedies prescribed by their advisers. At present ne means of preventing sea sickness in those susceptible of it is known; and venture te believe that in the kola, or it's alkaloid, wt have one, and that larger trial of this drug will tend to support my opinion. From itt we'll known sustaining and invigoratine properties during fatigue, for which it ii daily used by tho natives on the west coast of Africa and the Soudan, it's action in sss sickness seems to be the giving tone to tho nervous system, proving ssim ulant-aosine generally and locally
Morning journal and courier., 1890-05-24
DROPPED.

''I say, teacher'' "Wella" stWasn't the fall of Adam case of Eve's dropping, tool" Puck.
 A paper devoted to Indians Is published in Washington. We presume they use copper faced type.-Yonkers Statesman.
 'I lead post prandial sort of life," said the scholarly tramp. "What sort of life is thats" 'I am always after dinner. ."-Nsw York Sun.
 Ibid you ever think of going on the stsgea' .'Yes, at one time thought seriously of It." Glow seriouslya" ''So seriously that de- cided not to."-Lowell Citizen.
 "Ah, good morning, Mir. Brown. You are taking an early walk!' "Yes; always go to walk mornings 80 that shall have noth- ing to do afternoons" ns."-Fiiegende Blatter.
 "This edible you have placed before me, madam" said Slowpsy to his landlsdy, tsre- minds me of friend of mine who died the other day. He was high er."-Racket.
 Sunday School Teaoher-Well, Johnny, what would you do if you were mana
 Johnny-I'd slug de umpire wos gave g decision agin Twirly Sam dc odder day. Epoch.
 The Modern Chi!d.-"Well, Laura, are you always a very good little girla'' "Ob, yes, aunty, almost always. You see it would not do to spoil my parentep-Fliegende Blatter.
 Long Winded.-Holworthy (entering late) -"How long has Dr. Vox been preachinga" Sexton-''Twenty-tw years, sir." Hol- worthy-"l guess l won't go in, then."- Harvard Lampoon.
 It was not bad point made by legis- lstor,,the other day, that some members Of the general court have changed Consistency is jewel" to Constituency Is 6 jswsl."- Boston Transcript.
 A Woman of Resources.-Poet Gin despair) "Wife, the wolf is at tha door. What shall we dos' Posts Wife-"Go up on the sec- ond floor. lasso him with the clothea-line, and we'll cook m."-Life.
 Dennis O'Reurke-"An' phwoi did yez lave the banquet so suddfnt Iasht noights" Mike Rafferty-"Faish, an found that the wooden-headed committee had English wal- nuts on the bill of fare. Racket.
 Policenan-sfCome along" Rowling in- ebriate-"Whazzsr wants" CT arrest you. You are full of whiskey." ''You bstcher lifei Tam 'riginal package of whiskey, an y can't touch mel Thatsh th' lawl Hanish offl"-Chicago Tribune.
 Ike Weir, the pugilst, declares that if he "osnnot arrange a fight with some oae very soon he will 80 to work" Cannot this i'm pending calamity bs averteda Give Weir chance to wrestle with a hungry tiger, so that he may not be compelled to disgrace his profession. Norristown Herald.
 Judge-"Are you guilty oz not guiItya" Prisoner-"Not guilty" Judge (to witness) -"How much was the stolen watch werth.' Witneas-"Your honor, 1t was worth $150." Prisoner (taking the watch from his pooket) -"That shows he can't be believed. Do you think that watch is worth $l5ol'-Jsweler's Weekly.
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No. f23

the sea-bilge waterl Ride in gondola and your pores become it's clammy matrices. Lean upon the marble tables in the gaudy cafes and it's fetid breath is in the very stone. Grope your way to your camera de letto for sleep, the very walls are mildewed with it's rime; you gasp and wheeze all night as though in an old ships hold, from it's va. DOTS; and you awaken in the morning limp as 6 mold of dough from it's steaIthy satura- tion and filtration through sheets and blan- kets into your enervated body. It oozes and shines over marble steps and under marble arches; it perspires through the complexions of Veronese's portraits, trickles among the allegories of Giorgione; exudes from the freecoes of Titan; and stands like gummy dew upon the entablatures of Tintorette!
 EDaAR L. WAKENAN.