St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-23
MINNEAPOLIS.
additional city News on Page s,
NOTE AND COMMENT.

additional City News on Page s.
NOTE AND COMMENT.
A. Il. Hall. assistant city attorney,
does not understand why the papers
are all against the police" The pa
pers are not against the police when
they behave themselves and are against
the spying, stepladder surveillance OF
private houses which the head OF the
police force inaugurated and indorses.
"And he handed the reporter fresh
cigar Aid. Tom Downs wants TO
know who has been connecting his
name with a board of public works.
Rumor has it that it was the gentleman
who chased bull over the fence at the
Stockyards short time ago.
Now that the city officials have eX-
amined the Dorsett conduit and found
that it is all right what excuse Will the
alderman have for extending the tlme
IN which the wires are to go under
ground.
Manager Regain of the exposition
promises to beat even Barnum with his
greatest show Oh earth"
Since the police gymnasium has been
In operation several members of the
force have increased their striking
powers. and one or two are actually
taking lessons in fencing.
The Minnesota Homeopathic institute
has finished its labors and adjourned,
and the various dictionaries will be
given rest until the next society that
has habit of eXhausting all the jaw
breaking names in this and every other
language takes notion to convene and
discuss medical formulas for the benefit
of a suffering humanity.
If David Rowe were to write book
upon what he does not know about base
ball. it is ten to one that he could get
letter from A. G. Spaulding, or any OF
the recognized authorities, endorsing the
work as school for bail players, that
would make an interesting study which
they could pursue with profit.
The story of Damon and PythiaS
grows fiat, stale and Improbable, when
compared with the bond of affinity eX-
listing between Frank Deshon and
William Thorn, Esq. Mr.. Thorn is not
the distinguished actor who made The
Celebrated Case" famous, nor IS he a
branch of the same family tree. 1t is
limited, however, that the two will star
next season as The Two Dromio's."
The representation will be superbly
stayed, with red feathers up the side.
c. A. Parker was a witness in court
yesterday and never once attempted to
soar. The past theatrical season has
been so improbable that Parker has
been unable to give his plnions new
coat of paint.
Deputy Postmaster Hughes knows bis
business. Although he wants to be
postmaster himself. he proposes to be
Hale fellow well met with the man who
does get it, should he fail himself.
The Journal has forfeited all claim to
being the paper for the people. Through
the medium Of its headlines it has in
troduced caste into Journalism.
Secretary Sturtevant intends to "call
down. Signal Service Greeley on the
weather report matter, but if Greeley
would only improve OIL his weather the
public could get along without the re-
ports.
Persons who intend attending the lee
ture to be delivered atPlymouth church
by AnaStasiuS DemosthentemistOcleS
Zaraphonithes should attend promptly
at s, as the man making the introduce
tory speech will begin at 7:30, and will
not insist upon prOnOuncing the whole
name Of the lecturer.
The old adage of tout of the frying
pan into the fire. is illustrated by the
case of John A. Caswell. His wife says
he kicked over the frying-pan, and now
she wants divorce.
Since Miss Louise Montgomery's sue
cess, several young university men
have been trying TO figure out how
glri can become fellow.
This talk of the Homeopathic physi-
clans CT using electric blaZes is not a
new thing at all. Many man has been
known to invoke the aid Of Helen BlaZeS
TO relieve wounded feelings.
1t is believed that several aldermen
who are agin' the Times on the city
printing matter, are at the bottom of
the war which Street Commissioner
McMulIen and Sidewalk Inspector De
HarVen are making on the distributors
Of handbillS on the streets.
Any man who knows Loren Fletcher
knows that Uncle Loren does not want
to be mayor of Minneapolis. Bill Mer-
RAM doesn't live in Minneapolis.
If Manager Pride would only give
photograph of himself to everybody,
the Minneapolis mothers would be only
too anxious TO enter offspring in the
baby show. In fact, they would take
Pride in doing it.
1t is a general suspicion that the
weather clerk is covering up the hot
sun until the new Athletic club is
opened, and Pope Gooding gets into
condition. Drivers of sprinkling carts
can then be taken care of.
The usual reliable of the Starlight
Tribune crops out in the interview with
Tom Downs. The last line of that little
matter should read, handed the fresh
reporter a cigar"
The marriage contract entered into
between a couple of persons in San
Francisco, as reprinted i'll an evening
paper, is much like the one which Min
neapoliS policemen are believed to sign
when they don the blue buttons. 1t rec
Dgnizes no law but that of the signer's
will.
DR.. G. E. Rocker is about to draw ND
cily ordinance for presentation to the