Telegram-herald., 1890-08-10
The BROWy-SIOyE
Not the Mansion With Brown
Stone Front.

suit Against MF A q stone for
Breaeh OF Promiss-A PrOspee-
tive Lively sensation oaistly
Settled cut Ot court
IhrOagh the InterNen-
tiOn OF Electro
oxORe.
Mr.. Alven c. Stone, having fallen
heir 10 the accumulated wealth OF
deceased bachelor uncle, concluded
that il was not good for man 10 1--we
alone. lie therefore began 10 look
about for genial companion, with
whom 20 share ms wealth. Miss Minnie
Brown, music teacher and agent Tor
a prominent piano aud organ establish
ment. was selected 10 share his newly
acquired wealth. Mr.. stone was sensi-
lively fastIGIOus lsOme men are), nc
dlslIked 10 have Il lady blow her nose
/ (sOme men do, or 10 10 use
musk. At the time he first be-
came acquainted with Miss Brown
/ she did not Use "musk," nor did she
bow her nose necessarily, but steadily
gained favor with the precise gentle
man. True love never does run smooth.
| Miss Brown began 10 sneeze and blow
| her nose. She said IL was hay fever,
and II being sprng time IN 1889, Mr.. ;.
| anticipated the annoyance To cease
with the season, but spring melted INTO
summer, and summer chilled into au-
| tumn. and autumn became trgid with
! frosts OF winter, but Miss Brown blew
| her nose more provokingly often; her
| breath becoming offensive she began
| to use musk" (as Mr.. ). called IT.,
tthough really Jockey Club. He ceased
! his attentions Immediately, and for a
period Of six months. Mr.. Stone was
] treated TO a lawyers letter demanding
/ marriage or compensation for lacerated
/ feelings of his client, Miss Brown. Mr..
! stone referred the attorney to a
! prominent law firm, anu gossip
was aglee with the tlattering prospect
of sensational litigation. But a
cOmprom Sc meeting of the lovers was
arranged by the attorneys, at which Mr..
| :. failed TO detect the OdOr of musk or
! offensive breath, neither blowing of
| the nose, whereupOn his smouldering
| love burst into flame, and be sought an
| explanation OF the cause OF the change,
and was informed 10y her attorneys
! that, during the interim of his non-at-
| tentlon, Miss Brown had learned that
! she was afflicted with catsrrh, and had
| taken a two months course of New
/ Method ElectrU-OZone Ozonated and
| Medicated Air Treatment, as perfected
/ patented and used by DIR. j. c. Ken
/ nedy, and she was thoroughly cured.
Immediately on hearing the facts Mr..
/ >, by mutual assent, settled the suit
and all sensations 10y marriage, and
Miss Brown became his better half and
heir to the other half-his fortune.
AS an evidence that others as well as
/ Mr.. Stone object to catarrhal bad
breath we instance the following: A
divorce was granted to a lady IN an
| Indiana court last year on account of
! her husbands nsufferably bad breath
caused from catarrh or oZOena. The
evidence established the fact that he
was SO stlngy that ne refused TO take
treatment, or to make any effort to
obtain cure for the lOathsome disease,
/ hence the bill was granted with ali
| mOny. The court held that a sick per-
son who refused to use the means or
make any effort to recover health de-
served no sympathy, and is not tit
companion for the healthy.
The Grand Rapids Office for the New
| Method Cure by Elcctro-OZO is located
in rooms 3, 4, 10 and II, second floor of
| the Hermitage, corner of Canal and
Brldge-sts This treatment is the only
sure cure for catarrh.
Do YOU wish 10 know what catarrh
VIII do for you # you neglect to have
It cured? II Will make you hawk and
| spit prOvokingly. 1t Will make you
feel the want OF a patent blower to
clear your nose of that "stuffy'
clOgged feeling. 1t Will make your
nose drip like a maple-tree spIggOt IN
| spring time. IT will make your breath
| smell as "lOud' and loathsOme as
asafwtida. 1t VIII make your "head
ache fl 10 kill" It Will make your
ears ring like a chime of cracked bells.
II Will make YOU deaf as stump
and blind as al owl in daytime.
IL viii rot your nose and eat
up your bones. IL will make YOU
/ "catch cold without cause" 1t
/ will make your voice a. husky and un-
| musical as a fog horn. It's the grand
father OF bronchitis, and in many IN
stances successful advance agent for
( that horrible disease, consumption. II
/ engenders inflammation, encourages
constipation, generates dyspepsia. and
prod uces kidney and bladder disorders.
II is one of the most prolific sources of
suffering and premature decay and
death that human flesh IL heir TO. and
yet insidIous and deceptive in its action
I unit. the victim IS well under ITS power.
i begins at the TOD and goes to the bot
/ tom, ImpTegnaung every part. with
poison aud death. It's slaughtered VIC
TINS iIDger in lonely graves. At the be-
ginning u is easily conquered Neg.