Telegram-herald., 1890-10-26

REASONING WITH EEED.
.s<sis of Mount Kstahdin. or IN some
clover saamei-d pasture q the mighfy
PIse rree state. great Big eoarss car
would % born. whose tnGaence would
BE- felt throughout Europs and as far
bark - Roaae Cly. Ind, l would have
hcsilatsd in set>5ttng Maine - a sate for
my own birthplace.
dad known that there where benefi-
cent sunshine woes from is hiding place
the scarlet whdsA IaAnsies 20 tn brow Of
the wintergrern hurry. and where the
crystal sap o. the soaber spruce tree
CONES forth 20 gladden. the heart and
stimulate The sAhvary glands OF na-
ti0ns YET unborn. that in the quiet OF
some h0tbed q shingles, where the
white birch spool Ia made. or whore the
scream Of the sawnin OF the snore of
the shingle mil salutes the balsaa bur
dsned air. wvuld spring up. with blood
IN his eye and side whiskeFs GA his front
teeth. cruel and corrulsut car who
would enjoy biting old people. | would
have controllsd myself and been born
elsewhere.
Maine Is the hotbed OF progress and
American freedom. Everything in Maine
is FREQ except rum. The work Os giving
20 the colorsd man the divine night OF
voting. as ne was requested. was inaugu-
rated and assisted IN Massachusetts,,
which wSs then a part OF Maina Free
dom has always been characteristic OF
Mains-ereedorn - Be. TO do or 10 suf-
fer: freedom % be bora there ard then
70 wcst % grow up with the country;
freedom 20 remain there and behave
ones self or 20 away 30 some other state;
freedom 90 fish. cut bait or 90 ashore,
and freedom TO utilize her hallowed
pre- nets as birthplace, provided they
BE returned IN good order ~ when first
received.
IL -. then, 70 me a most seriou Md
most batter truth that comes to me now
knocking for aimitennce at the storm
door of my recently refitted and refur-
nished temple Of reason. It Is tho great
sorrow ot lifetime TO know that in
Name. whero the only true. deep and
earnest dried apple pie OF the treat work
aday world was first discovered. there
shOaid arise middle aged czar with
knoat IN one hand and an or CAD in the
other. at the end of which is a sha-c
brad thrse-fOurths Of an inch il length.
And what is 10 20 DO czar2 Ask Of
the blood spattsrsd history OF Europe,
where you cannot even trust n hen 20
lay for You = pure and noble egg. Ask
the man whose life IL today inHttered
BY shivsring fears and the chilling hor-
ror that svsn his own long trusted hens
must % watched lest they insert some
deadly poison IN an egg while prepar-
ing is for use. Ask him st night rs he
cooks his own sspper over keroeene
oil stove because hs dare not trust the
hand of hts slave Ask him "a he IN
laces his sheet iron corset and hangs a.
On a chair. OF jumps into his Mosler
folttng bsd and screws the copper COW
eriet down 50 that people cannot stab
him IN the night. AK him "a he runs
bis eve csrslessly over this column
which arm now writing. and then blots
it out by means of bis mncilsslnous
roller and a handful OK black san [, re-
gsriless of deep and earnest kick Of
our entire hst Of shocked and outraged
subscribers In his empire
This Is not IN the nature Of threat.
but In order - lsad up 70 the great ones
ton whithsr are We tending Is the
hns COMING when one man Is 20 have the
r>spoushihty u this mighty government
upon his shoulders Is the day A. hand
when one man viii have 70 be respon-
Sible and have - personally psy all the
bills % the government Are we to be
ruled by one man who viii not even al
low "a b think disrespcctful thought
of him without danger of the lxngut2
Think II the time. dear reader. II it
must come. when nice. pleasant old
gentleman Ike Mr Holman. of Indiana.
may become the rsrent q a di<respect-
fal thought rsgariIng the czsr In fancy
I can see William now. brought forciblv
along the aisle. clutching eagerly and
yst imposentlY AZ the desks and clothing
81 members "a he "a dragged 10 che desk
n he spesscr. with his tongue hanging
out ike thst of hunted stag at a stag
party Then ia fancy ses him com
peLed - remove his Prince Albert coat
and vpst. ans tben remove suf6cisnt -
bis sairt - thar tae lar can get at is
with hrs xnout' Then hear the loud
Ard echoiDg pinnx of the tncut as it de-
srends acon she sFinsl xYlcphoue of the
great obiectcri
On. it is 40 ts-rihie ~ think or It =
80 sal 10 Anticipate Let "a hope 5hat
the dsv nav he ira~er in corning than
sorne cf the pspsrs a. ca - stare
What is the general tendency of the
bcur in other couRtriesf Is 10 not tewsra
the dissolution Il empires and The Dis
rupacn ~ ivnasties' Most assurediy u
"a Moreover. the monarchs themselves
ara not al al f-aling vel The Eng cf
Helaud e qnite in His victusis fn-
stead Of doing him god seem to - pro-
aucrve 1f eoil in the stomach. He IS
cften heara 70 wish thst be- was dead
an - stsG aays 2ronassed. 80 fax ss