The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-06-05

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lose,
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your horse Cupid because hes such love
al . kor.es Hs-So, eIscily, fou sce'
he's blind.
we'll soon take the starch ont OF
you" said the warden 10 the refractory
prisoner. You will. will jour "Ys,
veil iron you.
Little Pred came down 10 breskiss,
With bad cold 10 bis bead "Boie OF my
eyes Is lesling." be told bis mother, ''apd
one Of my noses don't &c"
- Psddler Can I sell you soDc patent
cemsnt. sirf" Mr.. Scedie -"Cemeni9
Whist do | want with cement P
"wcll. you look ~ II you were broke.
Up 10 The state OF Maine. they have
model husbands. Who never complain be
cause they have 10 carry home bundles aud
parcels. 30 long as they are original pack
ages
He The outlet is cold again, darling.
Nox what wOuld you do II | scolded just
hitler She Make i, hot for you
dearest
Mrs l. Ion deck) Rafus. have the
children come up yetf Rafas t~ho is bav.
ing bard timel No. bu. they are the only
things Of niue that haven't.
AIR. Packer (sho~ins some eastern
friends the utndio and works OF his sony =
That's . band painted picture, done by my
son. Not much talent but an awful lot Of
nerve
"A preacher once said that ladies were
very iimid. They we're afraid to sing when
they we're asked; afraid OF taking cold !:
afraid Of snAils or spiders but he never
knew one afraid to get married.
Miss jones' Prof, Griddle, do you
dare TO look me 10 the face and then say
that originally sprang from . monkey?
Prof.. Gnddle Ia little taken Aback, but
equal 10 the oc,ssion) Well. really, it
must have been very charming monkey,
In Boston. Gertrude. Mamma may
90 ever to Mabel SAtterby's and copy
of thu, recipe for baked beans, this morn.
ingi Mamma No. my child, you seem
10 forget that our own family recipe for
baked beans antedstes all others 10 exist.
anc by seventeen years.
Mr. Nicefellow Il an delighted to
hear that you beautiful sister is back from
the south. Sue 10 always such belle ct
the summer resorts hope her flight
southwark every winter is not due to i'll
health. Little Boy NO, but 10 cold
weather up here her nose gets red.
First village maid Did yon know tie
neg minister had srrisedl Second village
maid - You bet; saw him get of the train
and followed him home from the station.
and what do you think? When he step
ped in the mud saw that horril Miss
Baitikins whip ont string and take q
measure u his foot.mark, aud l hear the
mean old cats SET to work masking him
pair Of embroidered slippers.
10 Sophy hear you kissed Mr.. Ron
d.. the poet. 10 the conservatory last
night" "Um.m.ml' "rell me, --whst
vas II like7" We'll he has a very pro
nouncsd literary taste.
---Csusns. raker -"How old are you,
madam" II count twenty five springs.
q. IT. And how many do you not
count2"
--yisitor And what branches are you
studying at school, my little manS Hal
tsho is full Of mischief Apple tree mot.
ly but sometimes willow; according TO
what the teacher has 10 stock
The old Duchess OF Gordon used 10 !
say 70 her cronies: You know, my dear, |
When | don't know how TO spell worI l |
always draw . line under il, and il il is
spelled wrong il pssses for . very good
joke. and II IL is spelled righ, il doesnt |
matter.
The strongest Man Nov, children.
who Was the strongest many' asked the
Sunday school superintendent John
l. Samson" yelled little fellow whose
k0oslejge 81 sacred aud proiaae history
was somcshat mixed.
--prsstion. - Mr.. phiIe.s Fosg (in the
wcstl-"i suppose you meet With good
many hsrdships. on, there on the plainsi'
LARA. Lake-"Hardships; should say
col Why. Pni, I've sometimes been
obliged TO chew smokin' terbackerl"
--Taoug Bat. Clara. that cloak
yoa have on 10 the very one would no,
get icf you because /, ~as 80 expensive. /"
Yes. Joba, dear, bu. bousL, il after
wards because couid no, bear TO think Of
hos you would reproseh Yourself for your
obsiinscy in nct getiias II fer me.
% do you think that the Fair q,