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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-07-23
inexperienced kissers.

Said a young friend to me the other
day: Il am getting tired of having nv.
hair upset and my corsage bouquet
torn all to pieces by beginners, and I
believe if the dear boys were only told
how to go about it they would not make
such perfect mess of it.
There is no necessity of grabbing a
girl as though she had stolen pocket
book and making a lurch at her as
though you had accidentally stepped
one foot in a coal hole while walking
rapidly along the street. There is no
actual necessity to get clutch on her
dress and try to tear it off or turn her
over inside of it. There is no necessity
of pulling her head forward with such
Intensity that her eyes are endangered
by scarfpins and long pencils protrud-
ing from upper vest pockets. There is
no use firing kiss promiscuously at
her eye or ear or neck. 70 begin with,
the girl is not trying to get away.
Keep cool; bear in mind that you have
the soulful sympathy of your victim
and your aims are identical-that she
has as much at stake as you have.
Keep perfectly cool and collected; gent
ly insert your right coat sleeve about
her Directoire costume and turn her
gently toward your manly form, Place
your other and as yet unoccupied arm
in such position as the exigencies of
the occasion seem to demand and give
a gentle and soulful pull as AmHelie
Rives Chanler calls it. By this time
the rosebud mouth is turned toward
you. Lean over gently and let nature
do her work. That's all. Girls don't
like any other way, boys.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-07-23
improvements In Vegetables.

That this is an age in which art advances.
And progress each enterprise surely leads,
Will be seen by the thinking man W no chances
10 look through catalogue OF seeds.
The pole-beans out in the garden blooming
All poleless now in the zephyr bob,
Where the green corn tender and sweet is
looming
With mammoth kernels and pipe-stem cob.
All stringless the string-beans are now blow.
ing,
And peas through an edible podlet shine
In the sun, and, indeed there is no knowing
How soon wen rejoice in a succotash vine.
We find no seeds in our new tomatoes,
Nor in our melons, and one begins
10 fancy they'll offer soon potatoes
That grow to perfect minus skins.
And then in our garden in sunny May time,
Well set out our tender greens and seeds
And garden labor will be play time
With the plants that will choke and kill the
weeds.
A cabbage will grow with mild Hymettus
+ Flavor that through the house will fit
Like a blessing, and Wen have golden lettuca
Without suggestion of sand or grit
And if at one time the beds are seeded,
The things won't ripen together and spoil:
They will ripen to order, just as needed
The salads all juicy with olive oil.
The caullower, Tam O,shanter
Will sprint to keep OF the splitting SUM-
And the bug that attemps its life instanter
viii curl up and wither for all time done.
And who can say that in this connection
An electric machine will not be found,
TO ripen our green groceries in perfection
AT the moment the seeds are underground?
r. K. NJ, in Puck.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-07-23
A Nice Little Boy.

If a 6-year-old boy who rode up Fifth
avenue in a stage yesterday does not
turn out to be a genius it will not be
the fault of his father, says the n. Y.
Evening San. The latter looked like q
prosperous banker and was reading his
paper. The boy, who knelt beside
him, was nicely dressed and kept up a
running fire of questions from Fifty
first street to Madison square. But
the father was so interested in the
newspaper that he did not listen to
these questions, and answered them
merely to keep his son from boring
other people. The stage was we'll
filled when they entered, and as the
youngster climbed upon the seat he.
said:
Say, papa, what makes that lady's
cheeks so red?'
es, my SON.
Does she use paintpn
Il guess So
ust like that of sisters that made
me sick when ate it?''
" es.''
Is that gentleman sneak-thiefp''
Shouldn't wonder
'M ere you ever burglar?n
~ ep.'
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-07-23
Bucklen 8 Arnica saive

Bucklen 8 Arnica Save
The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheun,
Fever Sores, letter, chappee Hands.
Chilblalns, Gofns, and all Skin Erup-.
lions, and positively cures Piles. or no
pay required. It IL guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or d oney refund
I'd. Price IS cents per boz. Sold nv O.
e. Roos.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07
the EAR,

No oily substance, pouliice or lnimeni
shoald he put into the ear, because great In.
jury is liable to be done. Warm ~a,er is .he
best possible and about the only safe wash
DO not scratch the ear with any metal; pin
heads, hairpins or car picks should he ,sbooed
DO net scream II an insect enters the earl
warm water will drown II and wash out the
remains. The ear is ROT nearly 70 liable to
10 dislodge II. DO not put anything cold into
the earj even cold water should be avoided
especially ifthers is any affection ofthe hear
ing. DO not put cotton in the cars II there is
any discharge Of pus from them. Use warm
water as frequently as may be necessary to
keep then. clean, but do not force the foul
matter back into the delicate machinery. Il
any small bard substance falls into the ear, do
not attempt 10 "dig II out" II not readily
removable. allow II 10 remain In quiet, and
have physician take care Of !, when conven.-
ientj Il Is no. likely to DO any serious harm
uaiess tampered with. Anything which Is
soluble may be washed out with q itsle pa.
tienee, by the use ola syringe and warm watsr
II not soluble il is harmless. Deafness may
sometimes be caused by sn excess Of ear-war,
which has become hardened and obstruets the
action of nhe membrane. Either have care >
ful hand apply warm water through . proper
syringe, or piece Of cotton Wsdding wet with
essence Of peppermint. may be introduced.
which will dissolve and absorb the hardened
wax In lew hours.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

We want to say to the Times Mountain
eev that the carpets imported last year into
the United States amounted ~ $f.47S,r54,
% and the amount OF duty paid was $685.
si7,3f. Now this was under the old
law. The duty under the Mckinley bill
on the same amount and kind Of importa.
t!ons Of carpets would be $89o,0sa,7s or an
increase In the aggregate Of $so543,,o4 or
an Increase OF 81 per cent. The Aoaatain.
eer says, "Amcrican made carpets are un-
taxed" This IL the plea Of the dcmagoguc
and we arc surprised that the TN should
resort TO II. Il has only one reason for Il.
II j. the dermer resort. This statement Il
contrary to the central Idea OF pro-
tcetlon. The protection Idea Is that by
placing u duty cn imported goods the
manufacturers Of similar American goods
may be sold at a higher price than II they
were sold IN competition with free I'm
ported goods. This increased price to the
consumer (who always has II to day,) Is a
practical tax 10 him. II this duty on car
pets IL not tax on American made car
pets, why IL Il that retail dealers IN carpets
all over the country are receiving circulars
rom whoiesale dealers and manufacturers
announcing advances In prices, Of from
ten To twenty-five per cent? This In
creased price 10 the consumer Il a tax
whether l, be called by that name or not, and
so the consumer itis Of little consequence
what II be called SO long as he has II 10
pay. BJt VIC are told by the 0reg0aian that
II is class Of swindling dealers that Is ad-
vaneing prices for the purpose Of making
big profits. OF course this Is an insult TO
every honest dealer in the'eounty for they
arc all compelled TO advance. And II Il
were true "a the 0yegoHian puts It, that
docs not relieve the consumer OF his in-
creased burden, and whether true or other
wise, the Mckinley bill is the excuse and
cause of the advance. Republicans may
lusi IS we'll prepare 10 meet the cyclonic
hpheaval In store for them.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

In allowing inactivity of the kidi eys 20
grow through neglect. The deadly shoals
Of Bright's disease aud diabetes will wreck
the goodlv bark Of health If it's all wed to
drift rudderless upon them. The bladder,
too, if inactive. and jndioious medication
does not speedily direct the helm toward
tho port of safety. will be whelmed by the
quicksand of disease. In selecting diure-
tic. let your choice fall upon Hostarter's
Stomach Bitters, which stimulates the renal
organs without irritating and exciting tham.
two effects be apprehemded from the un-
medicated stimuli largely resorted 10. These
have tendency to react prejudicially. The
Bitters invigoratc the kidneys and bladder.
n common with the nerves and he dig
i've organs. and SO afford lasting aid. ]
o affords dual assistance in preventing
uring intermittent and remittent
iIiousness, constipatiof and rhaumati
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

In speech made at Philadelphia some
days ago, Speaker Reed said: "The ina
ioiity OF The democrats live south OF Mason
and DIxon's line" The purpose of Mr.
Reed was to make !. appear that the demo-
cratic party Is sectional. When the facts
arc fully brought TO light his desisn
sIgnally fails. In the presidential election
two years ago the democratic vote Ia the
north was 3,6I7,9S9; in tho south. 1870,
a44 Another thing may be said of the
democratic vote Of the country: In presi
DENTAL elections i's aggregate IL often
larger than that OF the republicans; .leave
out the colofed vote of the country, and
the white democrats decidedly ou,number
The white republicans every time
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

The late Chief Justice Miller of the SUI
premc Court of the United States. who was,
I" after the most s,ric,est sect a republican
pronounced the following judgement on
the protective tariff: ITO lay with one
hand of the government on the property
OF the citizen, and with the other 10 be-
stow 1t uron favored individuals TO aid
private enterprises and build up private
fortunes, is none the less robbery because
II Is done under the forms of law and Is
called taxation" VIII the Statesman de-
nounce this mature and sound judgemcn,
of great republican,,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07
HINTS To HuusLKE KEgPERs.

To tteshen leather chair seats. vaiisss, bags.
etc, rub them with the well.bsaten white Of an
egg.
Pa, bits Of eamphpf gun In trunks OF draw
CTS 10 prevent The mice from doing any injury.
To brighten carpets. wipe them with warm
water in which has tren poured few drop. Of
ammonia.
Keep the back. especially between The
shoulder blades. well covered; also the chest
well projected. 10 sleeping IN cold room,
establish the habit Of breathing ihrouE.. the
nose, and never with the moaih open.
DO no, fan sick person unless you arc &c.
ques,ed TO DO 10 CT there is a good reason why
you should. A nervous petton is of,n made
very uncomfortable byi IL.
Butter or eaas Of milk may DC kept perfectly
cold by being wrapped in e!o:h anI set in 4
deep dish containing little water. where ali
= circulating.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

PooR CoAL.-As We want 10 know the
truth about coal prospects, We publish
the following from the Salem Journal,
though We do not believe the coal was n
'air sample ot most coal in the foothills /:
NJ Martin, superintendent OF the Salem
water works, sent up 10 Lebanon and had
q ton Of coal sent down from the coal
fields near there for the purpose OF giving
IL u test. His first impression was that
the coal could be used instead of wood.
The coal is Of n course quality and con-
tains considerable dirt and rock 80 much
that IL IL now doubted II II can be profit
ably used. The test given 1t at the water
works IL not favorable one. Out Of the
1900 pounds used yesterday afternoon
there was enough Stag left in the furnace
TO be the remnant OF several ton Of first
class coal.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07
THE q OIDEN RrLE RAZAAR.

Has now complete line OF Holiday
goods, dolls, doll buggies, boys wagons,
velocipedes, and many other goods which
go to make up complete line for Christ
mas, besides complete line OF lamps OF
every description. China crockery, fancy
decorated ware, glassware, bird cages,
plush goods, such as albums, toilet sets,
autograph books, scrap books, children's
A B G picture books, and all goods that
are carried in Bazaar store, including
Roger Bros. 1S47 silverware. We wish
to call the attention OF the public in par
ticular TO the Golden Rule prize baking
powder and tea, put up expressly for
this trade, which gives the best Of satis-
faction, as is attested by the hundreds
who have used both the tea and baking
powder ever since introduced by the
Golden Rule Bazaar. Each package Of
tea and can OF backing powder draws q
prize in the shape OF fine piece OF glass
ware. Be sure TO call, when in Albany,
at the Golden Rule Bazaar, as you will
be sure to find what you want, and will
be shown over the store and be treated
kindly by my clerk, Mr.. Miller. My
goods are all marked in plain figures 80
as not to deceive anyone, and have but
one price to all.
Yours truly,
Julius GRADwoHL,
Oct. Is, 1890.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

ErdENr.-The jury in the case OF l.
Stewart vs Eugene for damages for tho
opening OF Eleventh street west through
his farm gave n verdict for the plaintiff
for 1865. That 10 an exorbitant SUN to
give where the improvement makes the
land more valuable. It's likely that the
city will not put the street through at
present.
Aaron Lurch, who was sentenced TO the
penitentiary in December, 1854 for term
Of 10 years for the crime OF forgery, was
granted u pardon by Gov Pennoyer on
the oath OF October, having served count
ing his credits for good behavior, about
half Of the term. Mr. Lurch IL now free
man but his whereabouts are not known
to the officers who have two indictments
still holding over him.-Guard.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

In the village of West Haven, VT, in the
Champlain Valley, still stands the old
schoolhouse where Horace Greedy began
the education which continued through
his whole life. The desk where he sat Is
still pointed out BY admiring citizens of the
village,an the initials Of his name, al. g..
were cut there when he little thought they
would become historical, and be borne by
thousands named for him, and thus per-
petuating TO future generations name
otherwise kept immortal by Its owners
service 10 his fellow-men.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07
Eure fer spinal yyeakness,

L Woolston, Yates. Orleans Co, NY,
writes:
"My wife. ave years ego, was confined to
her bod with infiammatory rheumatism Of
the muscles Of the hack. The doctors
thought her case hopeless, and doomed her
to be bedriddsn invalid. The violent
pain kept her awake almost svsrys might.
She Loaf over thirty pounds m weight. To
ease her pain ! thought would pas on AL
cocks Porous Plasters. I covered her back
with them. To my great delight she began
to seep we'll. The pain very much abAted
iu one week. then took the plasters of
washed her back, and put on fresh ones.
at the end of ths second week ehe insisted on
getting up, aud by the third week was en-
tirely well and able to attend toiher house
bold duties"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

a dealer In guns in this city,a republican,
says he is almost persuaded to be demo-
crat tor the treason that aguns which has
heretofore cost him $25 have now been
advanced to $aS, all on account of the Nc
Kinlev bill. He says 1t is the condemned
est piece of foolishness to put such duty
on guns that he ever heard Of We say to
our good friend thar scores of republicans
all over the country are being fully con-
vinced and are deserting the unhallowed
scheme of "protection,"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

Many schemes are already in Course Of form
alton by which large sums Of money are to be
drawn from the treasury oi the state. There
will be the sans combines TO accomplish these
raids that we're entered ists two years ago Z,
raid the treasury 10 build local roads
The boldest scheme is one to wrench ssoo. o.ooo.
from the ,ax-payers to aid in representing Or
egon at the Worlds Fair. 4 reasonable ap-
preparation should be made. but su.h 9 raid as
this should be met at its incepieney and down
sH
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

A sure cure for tbs whisky habit: DIR
Livingston's Antidote for Drunkenness will
cure any case of the liquor habit in from ten
hirty days, from the moderate drinker to
t drnnkard The Antidote can be given
in cup of coffee without the knowledge of
the person taking IL. The Ant;dotc will not
injure the health in any way. Mannfactured
~ the Livingston Chemical Co., Portland,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

These waters are sure and safe specif- :
for all kinds OF female troubles andwnl
remove all distractions to the monthly
periods, no matter what the cause. They
are just what every woman needs, and
can be used with safety. For sale by the
Livingstone Chemical Co., also from our
sole agent, ] A Cumming, druggist, Blu NJ
berg block, A lbany, Oregon.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

A lady Of Ne~buyport vas greatly aston.
ished on Moadsy To ses = live piekerel
weighing abou, / y pounds drop IN the read
al her feet. Glancing upwards she discovered
lowering about the spot . large Americas
eagle. which had evidently secured the 6sh
from one Of the neighboring brooks and had
dfopped ii
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

The Red River Mems Creamery associ-
alton has petitioned the government of
Canada to increase the duty on butter, In
view of the Mckinley tariff, from to 6
cents pound. This would. they say, give
them the British Columbia market, which
is now supplied to great extent from the
American Pacific states.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

The far Of seals is concealed by Goa: o.
stiff oveThair. which must be laboriously re-
moved before the skin is ready for use Seals
from two to four years old have skis weigh
ing from ss{ 10 twelve pounds, and three Of
these are required for lady's sacque.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

Mr Armour. Of the great packing house
of Armour & Co, says the cost Of tin TO
their company for the coming year will
be increased $4,000 By the tada law.
Every consumer who bsys . can Of canned
beef will helm To nav ti.at g1soooo
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

The United States Express Company has
issued petemp,ory orders To ali ol its agents
not to receive money. tickets or lists Of draw
ines from the Louisiana Lottery Company. o
in any way TO assist in the Transaction Of lot
terry business.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

INSTRUCTION IN MusIc.--Those wish
ing instruction in piano, organ or har-
mony, should call on Mrs Fl + Hollen-
beck. at the residence of Mrs Thomas
Monieith. Private musicales will be given
each term for the benefit of pupils.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

The custom Of tree planting by school child
ren on certain day each year, known as car
Dor Day" has been imported fsom America TO
Australia, in accordance with the decision ol
the minister for public instruction.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

II fprotection is such blessing why do
the republican organs try so hard to show
that the chief virtues of the Mckinley bill
lie in Its free list.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

An explorer, DIR II Labonne, is authority
for the statement that the fishermen of the
island ST Kida utilize the stormy petrol. after
its capture and death, by putting lamp wick
in the birds bill, and lighting it, the oily
flesh OF the bird thus providing light for an
he.r
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07
Cu1icura Remedies

Ringing yoids fssa grateful liray,s teii tie r;o-s
Of great i,'ysesi suffering, 81 mental aHgulsh, -
reneDn of hnn!ssing disligarasjo,.s snd ~ tbse.t
eittd d'nzsss h4pgliy n81 speedily asdea, isy ths
CtTtcggs litBgSige the greatest Eain Cure
Hui irfiHtgs aud Ilgineg i.efaedits tie y erai
iEts g.. EuHHn. GrTfeEEA EEyuifEsT, the ns2
Le7i si5 F'-il purifier aid Rfesf>sf Of hnror rem
e,lis', lits'isss i1e l}Oej ~ ali Impurities srf
POI 1oh1rf giajnetiis Ali tiHs reai0s4g the eGcsg
=h'sfA "a. the Rtea' rstl eIf1 sid tfftt.Bs
EbIF. m exquisite skia ieantssr clear tic Min
siil scalp ai'i restore the hal. IfrBe1 the Gf-fI
ftEs ESsgDtcA cue every sPscis's Of sepfizins
hnmiliHiiBs. tetting, Lutni.sg f.al, sYh ,itet Z,
ilseasrs 81 ttig ssh seaio a;,i blaGi III, i9ss o;
hair. AHa sli brgnOTs. blotbcs, efut.iDna ,osse
sealet. F"f efusis. wAiher simple, scro;aing. si
e"ntiR't -, ~tHa ihs hest Iiysiel.us El,d ali fi
remedies f. Grstefai fssiitr9..lg!s ufoya fAe,.
statements ia every partieu.4r.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

Dried fruits are advancing in prices, and
farmers would do well to save all they can Of
windfalls and panty decayed apples for crying.
Good fruit Is scarce this year throughout the
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07
ut A. n.sTATE

David W Brewer 10 John Turner,
los acres, Sec Is, 20 Tp i2 i Il
west, t,.,...,..,......,.. IdUO
Jas o johnson 10 Libhie Faulk-
ner, SW ! Sec i2Tp lOsR2E 1
Albany Gem Assn 10 II Simpson
lot l57 Alb. Gem Grounds IS
Nellie 4 Gilbert 10 Elijah II Mer-
rlll, lot blk {, Vierick's add 200
Stewart Evans 10 Emma Evans,
acre in ID l. G Of T Ames .. 100
\ l. Snyder 10 Emma Evans,
acre in d l. & Of r Ames ITO
A G Hausman 10 Mary Dunn, blk
ilausman's 2nd Ad 20 North
Brownsville c..,.............. IS0
4 iiackleman TO Il L Thaycr
acre lis End ad 10 Albany. 750
II G Miller etux TO Fred = Miller,
10 acres, Sec ~ Tp l3S RTE 100
Lebanon Lodge 4 + A N TO Geo
Fry, lot 70 Mas Gem ........ i2
y c Myer 10 David Myer, tract In
scio- .,.s..-.. ,,,...-.........t4 %
W W Carlile and 4 B Loveail to
A + Thomas, lots ) and K's
3rd nd 10 Lebanon ........... so
ID Myers TO \ G Myers 2 acres In
Scio .......,........... 400
u to VIM Curtis. lots 3 and {
Sec 2 Tp 10 RAW w......... Patent
Total al......................... 1865
Total for the year zee. ...... eu5s3G2
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

have just received n large invoice of lace
gu, tains, ranging in price from one to nine
,iollais pair, scrim ,s~nrtain nets, etc. Also
a line of curtain poles and furniture cover.
NIX. SAMUEL E YOUNG
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07
ches In the eastern states.

Sunday,,he explosion of blast OF $1,000
pounds of powder successfully tore away
65,ooo tons of rocks at the entrance to Port
Crescent harbor, on Puget Sound.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-11-07

Two hampden lMe.l farmers reesotly gave
a travelling doctor who agreed to cure than Of
all ills their notes for $50 apiece. The medicine
lei, by the doctor proved to..be tomato catsup.
ID the notes have come to the.banks for col .
lection.