The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-02-09
BRIGHT BITS.

WHATS the matter with that man over there?
de looks down in tue mouth"
he ought TO. lie is throat specialist. -
CiOihteT AID urn Sher.
MISSED A GooD CHASCE.-Kind Gentleman
tpckins up boy)-Inat wa, an AWFUL hard
ia my young man. Way didnt you cryl
Small Boy didn't know anybody was look
inS. The san.
MAuD-Don't you think those horrid cigarettes
are running youc health?
CioIly-I don't lh.nk the cigawett aw so
harmiu as the-aw- ictuahs, don't you know!
-Ier'e Haute E.rp,esS.
HONEST, ANYWAY -Turner-That Sampson
IS mean man
Draw y--Yaws, by Jove; he said the othaw
nlsht tnat weminded hun of Bawnuin's What
Is IT, But Will say OF him, he's as honest
as The day is iong.-i e.
BETTER THAN WEBSTER ST felt so nervous.
mamma, said little girl, referring TO an acci-
dent on the previous ay.
What do you mean oy nervous, my dear?'
why, mamma, its just being in hurry all
over. "-SprtnQtieid Republican.
The LOGIC OF IMPECUNIosITY.-T lin
hat.
lerk-But we don't know you, sir
TroverS-That's all the more reason, then
why you s. o ia be willing TO charge it.-Ctota-
ter aud FitrntSher.
FINALE PHYsIcIAN-George, is there any pros
pect OF 1t clearing off very soon?
George-Not m Ich; way:
Female Phys cian-Ilrs. Smith sent for me to
pay her prof sSio a. visit three days ago,
d ia e b-en waiting ever since Tor it to
clear OH. I'm sure she will be expecting me-
Epoch.
WATcHMAN (breathlessyl-The boys dor mi
tolV Is ON fire, aud il icy ind it out they'll
stop TO save their footballs. bats and thin s.
an perish.
Boarding School Principal (quickIy)-Notify
the ooys that all wlo a not downstairs il
Two minutes won't get any pIe.--,elO York
Wee Ia.
WHAT WE NAY EXPECT -Reporter-I am with
the Baz o. Miss Bislani, and have called for an
interview
Miss Bisland-I have nothing to say You will
nm an ex-steamboat mate in the next room
wIom l have hired t. express my feelings
Please close the door tightly whsn you go In
Terra Hdute cypress
WINTER RACING.-Mrs. Highfy-My dear. dur
ing The summer you said TIE only reason YOU
went to the races was because ths CO IN ry air
was s. cool ana pleas ant. Why do you 20 now
when the tlernometer is almost at zero?
Mr.. Hlg .hy-U n-er-I go now. my dear
hecau the excitem mt of the races warns me
up.--'ei0 OIk u eekLy.
CHRONIC BoRRowER-Canyou lend me $50 for
few days?
Weary Friend4why don't you pawn your
watcn?
Because it is a keepsake from my dear
mother, and don't like ~ part with it,
My money is k epsake from nv dear
father, and Idon't like to part with it, either
Teas Sptin0S.
A SURE RsMeDY.-Did you ever call upon DR..
Banquet profession lily?
Yes, o lc4. l was drowning"
Drown mgr
Yes. He diagnosticated my case on the in
stant, and wrote pre- criptiou on a chip, which
he threw into the wafer Were l could get it,
What was the prescriptions"
Swim. Life.
In THE EQUITABLE BU1LDISG AT / O'CLOCK p.
M.-Lawyer Cokeman-You ought to call some
day at lu0chtine, Uncle | should like to nave
you meet some members of the Lawyers
Club.
Uncle Deaks from Wayback) -What time
dyer feed:
Lawyer Well-ahem well err
oh, usually at about 1870 O'Clock.
The Fenl of a Caterer Boy-Your luncheon
is served, sr!-Ptck