The Forrest City times., 1890-08-23

Herbsrt Cladstous 10 c yeazs old. He M in psrliamsnt on the prsstigs of his fasnsrs namo moro than on hts own ability. Hs ,s cousidored . milk and water y0uug man Is teonis player and dswdler ct 5 seioce seas"
 John McGlyna, . shosanAksr q kings ,o. srGRrinr from srs abocese on tho neens died suadeuiy oa. Sunday evenine ~ .oor he aaId So his wil6: 1 want eood ainner, if | do dEs dsn's want e die hungry"
 Tho clock recently removed irom toe exchaurs tower in Savannah 6A. haa marked ofr tims therc for eighT-ssven yenrx It was scuoved because It nad oe roms too unssiiable. A modern timepioce k to take its place
 n Y sAflsber fMra Partingtca) roach ed his roth bfsskdsy last Saturday His health has been pocs fos several years, but neither his own suffering ses the conduct of that bad boy Ike has diffitssd his genisf snirit or dcmini nished his love Ter Dis fellow | man.
 A new stumbling block for bigamists l has been found by determined young I Miss Day, who was married by MT. Roberts, he having another wife at the time. When she had to leave him she sued him for breach of promise os marriage and bus gct a verdict of Rasoo.
 Tho emperor of Russia's suite at present consists of i73 pcrscns. of whom seventy i three are general and scventy-six extra 1 aids ae-camp To the sutte belong nftceE members of the cmperial family. scveuteep persons of not imperial birth. seyentees counts. niue barous and Ill other nohac- men.
 | The festive jack rabbit is strict vegeta~ rian and will not touch grease of uay kind~ nor will he tackle vegetables that are seas soned with greasc Orchardists In Colo | rado take advantage Of his fastsdiousnsss ma protcct their trees from his incisors by rubbing tho body of the srsc with bacon rind.
 Down in F,orida negro tried to stsat ride on a cowcatchcy The ensineer. on 1 not see him until the trais ron into COW on the track whom tho coY flew oa one side and the negro on the otbcr. cnc'sim ing, "Oh LordyI' forty umss bc'orc ns hit the ground. Hs was iefs p kesp tns | bovine company.
 l Miss Gushlcre--.How torturiu9. how fearful the thought must be for . great singer to know she has lost her 1 yoice., Mir. Praclere--'It's much more torturing when she doesn't know Hdrrard Lumpoon. l Walker--..Goo gracious. Wentman- how you have changed--only . ghost of your former selfp What have you been doingY' Wentman--'F Following out the Health Hints in the ncws- papers. ."---American Grocer.
 Actress (to intcrviewcr) --'So you want the facts of life? We'll. to begin with, was born in Newark, N. J." interviewer. guess I'll soften that down little. Tn just say that you were born abroad. ."--L Light. Friend Well, Ethel, how do you l like married lifeP" Ethel (cuthusias- Ltically) )-s1t simply delightful. We've been married week. and have had eight quarrels. and l got the best of it every time. "-- -BostonidH.
 There Is one nice thing abont being
 an idiot. There is never any likeli-
 hood of m. idiots blowing his brains out. This information was given us by one who knows, and is not based on
 personal experience.-N 4. Com .p,srcial.
 I Smith--"I notice that Robinson had | an article in the paper this morning"
 Jones' '.Indccdlf T didn't see it. Whs&
 was itpr Smith His spring over
 coat. He was taking 1t to the tailor to
 Do pressed and cleaned. " Bnrlington
 Free Press.
 George" said she after she had
 promised to be his wife. please don't
 announce our engagement until next
 week" Why not. darling?" he asked
 tenderly. Because I'm going to tho
 theater with Henry Friday night
 Harper's Basar.
 Why. George. married to you and
 secure in your love. could live upon
 nothing" Il am rapidly getting into .
 condition to marry then. sighed
 George. Here are the matinee tick
 cts. and the earrings will come by mes
 senger. " Phiiadslphia Times. l 1Ex-Congrcssman Tim Campbell ot New York stood in front of the Astor
 House while crowd of immigrants
 was passing along. They are Nor
 wegians," calculated son of ex-Con- ' gressman Nicholas Muller. ..Is that
 sop'' said Campbell II thought they
 were Swedenborgians."
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