The western sentinel. [volume] (Winston-Salem, N.C.) 1887-1926, 1890-01-23
ODDS And ENDS.


Caller-"To decide a bet, will you
please tell me where the familiar
quotation, ''Turn about Is fair play,
originated?" Man at the Desk (im-
patiently)-"Take your Bible ques-
items to room "a. This is the sport
ing department" Chicago Tribune.
Ifyou are suffering v it'll weak or inflamsd
eyes, or granulated eyelids, you can bs
qrickly cured by using DIR. J. II. NcLean's
Strengthening Eye Salve. Is cents box.
Capitalist-"We are brothers. I
believe in your doctrines. Dirty
Socialist-'sWha4 do you say? You
agree with me! Nonsensep Cap
italist-"Not at all. The more /
look at you the more I'm in favor of
redistribution of real estate" p
~ Y. Truth. biIs % -idi 9sai
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Question of Woman's Sphere:
Domestic Mani pity Patti. She
would be much happier at home with
little children about her." Practical
Friend-"But think of her singing
baby to steep with a three thou
sand dollar night voice."-Chicago
GIoIo ,,s...7ss o.. s.
The dank and decaying vegetation Of
regions newly cleared of tlmber, exposed to
the rays of the sun, Is sure to breed malaria.
DR.. j. III. McLean's Chills and Fever Cure,
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cure. so cents bottle. 2 -
"You shouldn't have taken mo
for an answer so readily, Charlie"
said his more experienced friend:
"don't you understand that a girls
No often means 'Yesf" "She
didn't say No. jake" responded
Charley, utterly without hopt; "she
said Nav" r a. f7,ro0 (ou,sEl,
There are many accidents and disease
W ich affect stock and cause serious loss and
inconve hence to the TAI mer in his work,
which may be quickiy.remedied BY the use
of DIR. J. H. McLean's Volcanic Oil Lini-
ment. u
After the Festival: "Well, i de-
clare" said Johnny in disguised
tone, "here I've been goin' to Sun
day school at the fall an skeepin' as
clean as a girl, an all for what =?
a cornycopy full of caraway candy
an a norange. Bah!"- Munseys
Weekly.
Life will acq lire new zest, and cheerful
ness return, if you will impel your liver and
Kidneys to the performance of their func-
tions. DIR. j. II. McLean's Liver and Kid
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A Nebraska editors barn was
burned the other day, and he crowd
ed out the latest news from Stanley
in order to insert a two-column ac-
count of "the lurid work of the fire
fend," as he expressed it. And he
ended thus: Gas the last dying
fame fickered heavenward we realiz-
cd that the loss was $65-no insur-
ance. Thus to great and small alike
come the deeper tragedies Of life that
furrow the cheek and seal. the heart.
We hope the coyotes who are in ar
rears will now have the decency to
pay up. Verb sap" INK Tribune.
The quality of the blood depend much |
apo good or bad digestion and assimila-
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Village Parson (entering country
,dito.'s Office -You promised to-
publish that sermon I(sent you on
but 7 do not ahd It IA the
atest issue ofypmppper. lac
EditorAI sent Il tnp! 1ta surely
vent in. What was the name of it?
Parson-"Feed My Lambs.
Editor latter searching through
he. paper -Ah-yes-um-here it
5. You see, we've got new fore
nan, and he put it under the head
# agricultural Notes" as "Hints
n the Care of Sheep" Times /.
Democrat. 90 - 10 l.
Sick headache and a sensation a SpPrss-t
on and dullpess in the head, are very COM
lonly produced by !ndIgsstious noseid des-
ondency, irratability and over sensitiveress
+ the nerves may, in majoriy of cases.
e traced to the same canoe sDEJ.H. H
IcLeans Liver and kidney Balm and Phi Il
It's will positively cure 600 SO Ii