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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

rursaaut g. nssn.s fruun the iien. Juigs -
lfl.istf - g. rraufF uftfxferll ~tats 20 hains
stt' sgli 81 fatlf aartiun. - ~ tseutY sssout
IaF ~ Mafth. a. n. tcs "a Gee u'ca<k IN ~
fsrrut-1n. "a 49, otrs iu iisthsl n ali Cuuntf
an o. ftaht tts ant iuterst llsing = uioftg
asHss rtgtt al FsIattY O. rssiestn' uhtrh tlnsthY
4 taftrF tttr n ait iLtllel. tssea-ssi, ha1 in
anf O. 90 f.slnsinE nsms.i and ds=Criis.l rtal
estate o. Wit tsiuE ths huus-trtt - thf All
unlfthF 4 carter. sltaatst 81 NIL iiln ~trest.
ln sal1 iistiasl ani UuasistinE % alt fouF Arrc-
- IauIi Win e. buihtings uaTreuu.
tiafo.i thls fsurth dsy - fetfuary, \. u. leo.
AZ llhRhiCk, Adfalhi.tfaisr.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
-. ro-Cr... M.rd.

NJ arsi L. in cat. Tat b1i In Kitten.
Nv ssranl L. In glove, ut u1i Ia raiiien-
NJ thifl l. Ina rat, bot NJ In nous
NJ falrih h. la clitagr. lot ~; In ho'i-s
~ Gfil l. Ia draggLt. bat noi In drink
wv shoe L. a ouaysyABce. I think
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

CRrNrEIs.-Take one quart OF light
tread dough: break three eggs separate
". mix In the dough. add sufficient milk
warm water 60 form . batter, Jet rise,
beat down, grease rings, pour 10 the bat
ter and bake.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
NInIlnhEN nnMN.

1. " not al "a .~r 80 mIny Young
men every LAY Ut whom thl. ctn l'r al !
Young man, take my ad,i.r. Ni"p ~
indi.crril0n. which you have practical,
lcrp GOO hours, rvilv early, anl bull'
up your shattered system by u'lns sui
piur Llticr.. which will cure yoa.-oLp
l'tiNsigINN
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

Lady To gentleman Who has beeu
thrown from III. hor.e-''i am sorry Tor
YOU" Gen,lcman--''lt lent 80 bad
madam. az u seems. assure You am
much more comfortable now than ] was
la the saddle"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

\ Youug Iar,ntltu: funl mother --
Tommy. darling. ihi' u your hirthiiy.
What uoail N"u Ike lc.tf TOMMY
after a n0mrnt's rvfcctionl 81 think
should ENJOY .ecing the hiby spanked.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

4 woman like. other women to admire
her levels. but .he doc.n't like Ia have
think ton much of her husband. u
would seem Ia follow thercfor, that
husbands are not lewels.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

Wife .cmphail,all,l-"p you .iy
marriage Nas iiiluwF' Husband
.humhlyI No. my d~ar, III not. \
mlrtiei man doe. not have 90 shy what
o. think.. ,locs lIrF'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
a I.,.,. MAN..


rAir,st iagghisr q ths sky,
D~ign O. tAks The letter !
Ssii u placs III lsi,sr l.,
AMI tie letter u A. sell
Nay. ! -01li D., --ary thss,
Dot D. Kind All ALI v,
vi thsn dnish q with J.
la, thou cario-ifyi
Al, thsa gvnuy traoe at,
Don't shrink. Zoe thou must ~.
That al II sboail follg~
Nay. I -Oah ~, w-ary th~s,
Not D. lind AMI ali an l..
AMI th.n finish a siih T.
-rsA rsidls smooth o. rad.
n. ut thou then hArsh q dc.si
Oi this mAla1y ! de;
IL thou kind. O. els liz.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
Ne Fs-Aa,hm.,l..i.

Paw folr nlnss 30 a. 90 s,IuAi oos hunir~l
4 dpck t-'ors tso durss. duck tshin,i
to ducks AM dncs t-ts-su too dgeks-
30 many darks -ere thsrc La -ili
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

TIE sais-,risr Lsreby give. pabnc notice
that she he's tesB daily sppoint~i ~ tn Honor.
abb judge % Probate fer the toaniy 81 Oxfsri.
estate 81
SOLOMON n CANNON. isis ~ Hartford,
in salt Coanfy. deceasef. by Efvisx l-cni ss IN
istettef o. the estate ~ ssid aeces-ei ~ make
imrn<iists payment. AMI ths.e Who have any
dsnaDds thsrcoa b. sxhibit The sane o.
Jan. u. iso. CYNTHIA n. CANNON.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

\ fici that al men With gray and
minv .hliri Whi.krfs shouii knos,
thit Buckingham. Dyr alNa,s colnr'
an even lrs.sn 90 Nail al viii.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
WHAT ARR Yov GniNG To- po
NuDI IT.

Ilsrr I. Nlniry weather right uPon
a.. anl some Que 90 more mrmh"rs ~ tho
family will have throat 90 luug troubles.
Thee musi 4, che l'-i IN time or .rri"us
result, may fuliaR. Get Nlimsou's iip-
ttufr t.tu.h Iltt.aut.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

Tie count ot nosc. Ia the New NorS
churcl,c. shows, Shat everybody knew
bcforr, that tlis mi)onity ot churchs"of'
arr women. The sterner scN never h'.
any usN b0unri..
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
ABSOLUTELY CURE DISEASE.


~ uthFr Preparation rr-turr- aui
strrnrth the Digestive Organs. ,rfl'-
ing au aprsfiir. auishiu. NCtlhN uf
ths stomach. bifIlur... tilt "al.-elu"
feeling Coated Tongue, ElI ta.i',
~ick Headache. iiearthgrn. lrrTsulufN
q thr Hnuvi. ukr DAM. ~hEsNrA-
ana. "Nrurtlet D. ths PRAYER %
III Nrr,r. f1r healthy lIuHi. t1I this
h. aIso true 20 ever, ether form "t alrf-
sas fs.fsf THE sETtr UIuIpl
,l~au.e. aul surirhr. Co., l' 1rl aud gI,es
.tryugth to tlr utr,rs .. NJ Nt mfEir.
o.. remarkable slr"r.. Iu Hs.mfi.sm,
q. due to the tat, thIt turlfrthf,s aui
DESTROYS ths 'sinfttr" ur a r- Arll Iu
the Bio,.l. vh,,h b. thr gau-s 20 Nus.ulIr
Ehsumatism. n la r.r.ir'.. Elixir ui
Life LfmrmiTr 90 HHrrraf.. if. "
after you taks thre,-fnurth. uf "a bottle
yuu tel uo ifs.u Nuur MONEY uul r
refunded. We guarantee "a Durv 10 isr-
.ssafir ussi ihs uufst ,asr wr ever
saW Was cured hv L. inttlrs, AMI crib
mar, ca..s arv curcd hy from . 'n 81
bottle. You have un vAru.r t"r NOT
giving 10 trial unlr.s yuu want O." suffer
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

Diur,, l.. not permitted We south car
o'inl. hIi ,uI vin shoot ,nur wife when
,ru have grown tlr-i II her, anil the
mr Won't twuhlc YOU.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
PURELY VEGETABLE.
STRICTLY RELIABLE.
..sADSolurClv SAFE

T-.Si.t, alt rr~gsi.ss Pre- :, ga
30 tss . 1850 60 - -. - - y
aall t--sAss ffss. - IssstFt y 49,
IT J Il S,Asssa q "a. FhiisassAis' 70
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

OXFORD. - i-M . Court ~ froiats he'll Al
Paris, within AMI Tor The ,oanty ~ ONf0ri ou
ths thiri Tuesday ~ Jan. 4. n. Iss
ALbkkr MERRILL. nsmei Isecui0r In 4
certain instrumsnt puuofting o. ~ tks lat va
AMI Testament ant co-licli tkereto % tphralaI
having pre-suie-l ths same Cor Prol.atr
OsDtntD, That ths ssit Ixesutsr stse
notlcs b al psrsons ihisrc.tei. BY causing copy
~ this or,ier 81 - pahlishet three weeks saooss
sissiy In The osfori Democrst priniei a Parts,
Al fars. In saii toaniy. on The thlri Tuesday n
feb. bsst. "a e'eis,k In The forseoon. sai shaw
eaa-e. ~ any they have. Why the said lnstru.
msns .hoeh net " proyei. sppry,ei AMI siiyw
81.
GEORGE A. WILSON, Jusxe.
n true copy--atts<t Ill. T.. DAVIS. Register
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
HOMEMAKERy COLUMN.

Css~.ys.aeses ca topic. 81 iassrv.s 30 NJ lAa,ss
u schrisei Ai.ivss kditcs ilonsuAkrks
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

Nautr. hr. gaah o..
D. .rr ! fsff uaial -. D." Afus.-s,
pufr "a Una uFY rfe r.If r
frf1r NeI.fira. laaIt r.s.a.f
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
Maine Trotting Stock
At AUCTION.

4 largs numtsr % har-ss fruln aI ever e.
stats. oansistiug q Tr1ttFrs. tssuts driver,
-talIi1ns. hrlssl Marps. tsis. husfnrss usrsFs,
str 49, . uns - Carriage ant iisrure-s- 81
~ .ssli O. ~ hirhrsf hiiiGf ~ ~ hfals liulse
.f.Hlr Nar9nU NJ
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

Ne fs--Issy ussssAisg~
!. E-isAs s.nxiss, eel lsA,s b>versg~s
2 fLb-ai % sxpcct. anil leave 90 attend
q Ileheai u~fal instrument. AMI lave .
tufi q hair 4 n~hssi ihfcrmei, and lave
nsrvhAndi-s 8 D>hcsia re,iuue. and leave
% fan Ia drot. a Dsh~si fspciful, and
lave % dis;riba,s. :. hebeai 90 suppo~s,
AMI leave tolanxuisA a B>beaisi no time.
snl lave Alssys
Tis tsh-asi~i letters OH name vhai chill
drva no~i enjoy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
- IA N.i..i n.iil..

Rsleasi The -ur,i. dsansi In ths hpi CD
ann % rs iho-. Ia The -suni The decapi
taisl lsitsrs In Orier wll stsll . decisive
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

Ss. IA ryrAssid.
80
o o o o
o o o o o o
o 90 o o q O
TIE sniltAry ring rvrr--sn,s a csn-oaaht
II. ro~ q thru, ''tts hone q VII t--ss's,'
n ros q i've. "a n0tsy collision q too %
NOR. l..ii.s- TIE ros q sven. 30 sluci
date Ths roc q nins, ''to wrungly em
y,oy.- T,s vsrtlcAl q i've, 'singicm-"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
"a MAN

Chicago, R0CE lSlala y PaGlll H.
fnSisiins flns. Tss' at We, = ~ y ts.-r,
riy-E NJ ni.sri 49,. :. 80 o., ~ 30
CDuNCff, uIuITa. WAuEufuNN ftaHN
yAfIIA MfNNEAI-otIH. 80 FArt ~ 30
rPit trCHfsoa. t.EAvEhNuhtli AATaAs
cry TOYIkA, nENvrh. CuL1hAp4 afh1s
- rrWufO IF.a nrritufnF CfaIf CarH r. 80
-, cIfIrAOo cALDWrLL urIllffNs1s
ssa Dopog CRY So - 49,. :.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
COUGHING

utist l. sars e. fsUrs FRA ths isffrss'i Isafi
al trsalAa.il fatss slrv al safr rvrurif. 90
- unfartunstr. So hss - rFtssl o. safuiHs
uaflrr a'sars Fifes o. aN
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
,olIp yEsTlBUlf EXPRESS TsLlsi

n TOs-arh ca-sfi.-s. siespsFs ~ aHrs
rl.fg 90. sfH fraaf = ~ hlHrr t.H -
s.ii, t.-s.--.n CHIC 400. GAa Mlfnla tHhhs
en-. uf.tTYa an.t naAttA 40 IAll 49,.
- ca ca a. HoHfil - 20 -
aFnfsua al FurnLo. ~ o. g-ssfa hta-
= CIV at EuF~ka erlsritil br.-a N.iea
,r,st n st Jussth al hsnaas NiiT "a. .If-1t
49,. ,.tft Cf..L-s n ul1lfsa A. al r-- ktl
49,. fsaTfisIt.f - Ansates 49, -. lrtH. -
- f'fs.t 10 - and re. Fisss rrfH nsrt
~ - = gaEHrnEEH
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

Entris. 49, Msfch ~. Cstslsxues rvs.iy Nsryh
d. Tsftns Cash. q psrurn o. =silng sn.i aityr
tising uur-ss o. o. NJ raarg - salF taF ur to-
t-sfsrs a. dats uarlsst. fsr sNarninstlsn ~ par
ehA-sr. Sals D. taks pt,cs rain 80 shine ~sui
In year sntres q,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04

Via Tho Albert Lea Route.
glIt rsFr.-s TFaina daily tsfses- -
-Iisis.- CO Cas- ruEN a. a. r." -
-. - K.raaaCfH Ihfu.afh CAR lf 80
49, b-s-esa pa1ris. Hflrt La s-. -
Yals ~ Mrfk taianA Nu1 Aaf
Ifautil.f snd I1si-inE Owls n Va 80
IN. gbars Ia "a $500 AL Harsa.1. -
s.-fiitt-s - fravai q al frUHl faiiala ..i 80
Cfnusti al atllsr nai.fnrrn rel1ta
FurTtrksfa. Mars. T.i.frs. af t.sfai -
90. sgttT "a aaT cezs.n A-a-t - i
q. ST. JOHN. JOHN SEBASTIAN
Oh $780, osn1 ~ rtss -
CHICAGO. ILL.,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1890-03-04
cg. ccH-Rcx'a

AL al I,tsri-'s q ~ ~
s..ilys Ofssna itklits.t.-
|. Cofrsl.Fstiss - stfsssth-
salaf Neiifias. ssi sag -
,.lsa -tih l-sstt ~ All sssss
q nssstiy rsf s.is " 81
prsss,.i. fries.timp-f -.
"a l,s ~ksafks Me- Hsak
"a iaag. ilssf saf ftes.ssh
sasils.i ff-~ astifs..
o. .IHtCssssa q sss. fhi,s.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
NE ARIZONA KICKER.

We extract the following from theIast
issue Of The Arizona Kicker:
Nor YET.-In reply TO Anxious In
quirer," of Philadelphia. we would say
that we hold no political or appointive
Office whatever. Right here it would be
very appropriate for US TO add that we
want nothing Of the sort, and that if the
president would tender Us cabinet posi-
/ ton we should refuse it. We ought to
say so, but we don't propose TO. We
have been ready for the last two years
to take most anything we could get our
hands on in the way of an Office, but the
opportunity hasn't dropped on our side
| of the fence. While we are the editor,
publisher and proprietor of a great
weekly newspaper, and while we con-
| duct job Office, newspaper. grocery,
saddlery, hardware, butcher shop, mil
hnery store, feed store and signal station
all under one roof, there is still an ach-
| ing void. While our contemporaries
may play hypocrite and liar, we see no
occasion to conceal our real feelings. We
want Office of some kind, and veil get it
or bust lung.
HIS HEAD Is LEvEL.-Last Wednes-
day night, when returning home from a
call at the two story adobe of the Widow
Glassfeld's, and just as we were passing
the ruins Of old Fort Todd, we were
fired upon three times in rapid success
sion. We didn't stop to inquire the gen.
tleman's name, nor to ask the occasion
Of his hilarity, but covered the mile Of
sandy road leading into town in some
thing like five minutes. Next morning
we went down to the ruins to see what
we could see, and it didn't cost US three
minutes time to discover who fired those
shots There were the footprints of
bowlegged mana man so bowlegged
that no one could mistake his identity.
We returned to town and set out to hunt
up Professor MonCRtOn, who has been
playing an accordion in some of the first
class saloons, and who was gone" on
the widow without our knowledge. We
had some music in our hip pocket for his
private ear, but brief search disclosed
the fact that he had skipped the town.
He had seen US going out to look up his
tracks, and had at once bolted into the
sage brush.
TRY II ONCE.-Two months ago the
postmaster of this town didn't care a
cent whether our mail reached US or not,
and every complaint we made was re-
ceived with Ill disguised contempt. We
brought matters to a climax by encour-
aging him to attempt to hOrsewhip us.
AS soon as he had struck the first blow
we sailed in, and his friends say that he
was the worst licked man ever heard of
in Arizona. Since that date nothing is
too good for Us. He sends a boy over
with our mail twice day. and every
one of our subscribers gets his Kicker so
promptly that the paper feels hot when
it reaches him.
Mem.-If your postmaster won't trav-
el in the right bride path, basic him
Detroit Free Press.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08

We had blue points. snsils, shrimps,
/ beetles, crook nec1ed clans, terrapin,
roasts. removes. side issues. bon mots,
asparagus, F1led Glush, with New Orleans
molRsses; bosom of lamb, with catnip
sauce; briSHet Of moose. sweetbreads,
mussels. relishes. mustard pie. Vermont
maple sirup. mackerel, pie plant pie, PTS
tache. ice cream. fo-tissiro cheese. cafe
noir, Garcia cigars, etc, etc, and was a
little anxious. so far as possible, to know
what the bin was, for Mr. Davis is not
e1tr&vaEsnt or foolish in these matters.
l got q glimpse at the check. which was
thirsT-fve cents each, and it was with
great difficulty that l remained IN my
chair.
said: "Of course they viii take rs for
drive also, viii they not, if they charge
rs thirty-dve cents for this little bite
with wine"
'No," said Mr.. Davis. ''they say they
cannot afford II. Food. of course, and
wine are quite cheap here, and labor is
not expensive. but horses and carriages
come high. You can live we'll here and
not attract attention, but if You hire or
own q carriage it proves that YOU are
thoroughly reckless about money mat
terra
l watched him pay the seventy cents,
nip the waiter and 90 out, and then
said. ''SaEl, do you mean 70 say that you
got off with less than dollar for that
dinner"
oh. yes. I thought they rather socked
Il 10 me today, Generally they throw IN
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
DOCTOR PURDY,
SURGEON, OcuIiSt and AuFiSt
1874 MAIN ST. WICHITA. KAN.

/ The doctor gives special attention
| to the treatment Of all diseases Of the
/ EYE. including the scientific adjust
ment Of glasses to correct imperfect
vision.
CATARACT removed and sight re-
| stored to many who have been totally
blind.
CROSS EYES Strengthened in one
minute.
SORE EYES cured without the use
Of caustics or other harmful agents.
ARTIFICIALEIES carefully select
ed and applied.
DEAFNESS-AU durable cases 81
deafness promptly cured.
OLA SSES-Onlyt those who have had
a thorough training should attempt
10 f glasses. lest they DO the patient
more harm than good. Many cases Of
NERVOUSNESS, irTitabIlIty, insomnia,
headache, vertigo and seeming stu
piCity ia children are due 70 defective
vision and are removed 81 once by the
application OF proper glasses.
Doctor Purdy has achieved a sue
cess little less than phenomenal a. a
general surgeon, treating with great
success defOrmities. club foot, curva-
ture 81 the spine, hip joint disease.
white swelling, diseases Of the bone,
cancer. ulcers, tUmors, old sores, hair
liz. facial blemishes. skin and blood
diseases, etc. syphiles absolutely
cured. Doctor PuTdy was late pro
fessOr Of surgery in the Wichita Hedi-
cal College and Surgeon 70 81 Francis
Hospital, having reliuquished the
above positions IN order tOGeVote his
entire time TO his specialties.
y. Il, SupeFnuOu- hair, facial blem-
ishe-, mples. etc. removed by eteo-
tr1cIty. Correspondence solicited.
Consultations free
K.F. PTRDY. II. d.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
Public Advice.

The other day when horse drawing
a cart full of coal got stalled on West
street the public was promptly on hand
with advice.
"Put on the whipP' shouted tina driver
Of an express wagon.
"Tal1e him by the headw added a
truckman.
Light a bonfire under him" called a
man from the sidewalk.
Cant you see he is stuck on the CEN
ter?' Queried man who was probably
an engineer.
eff that was my hoss," said man
with bundle of clothes under his arm,
"Pd tie a cloth over his eyes. I've seen
it tried handred times, and it makes
'em pull their best"
Don't believe it" said a man with a
cane. I've owned horses all my life
and I've had some bad ones among EN-
The only thing to do is to blow into his
right ear"
"You mean the left" said small man
with very thin voice.
'No, | don't! l mean the right ear.
I've tried it often enough, 1 guess"
A crowd of fifty people had gathered,
and now the driver got down and looked
the ground over. One wheel was down
in rut. He stood looking at it, his
hand on the horses hip, and everybody
around him rendering advice, when a
couple Of sailors came along, and one CT
them called out:
Aye! mate, but here's craft on
reef"
Cover with he-, then"
Both seized the wheel for lift, the
driver clucked for the horse to go ahead,
and away went tbs load as easy as you
please. They were the only two of the
whole crowd who had not advised the
driver how to do it.-New York Sun.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
frisco limo, to st. I.onis ana the E,st.

The best, quickest and most direct line
from Wichita to st. Louis and all princi-
pal eastern, southeastern and northern
cities
The Frisco line runs two daily express
trains from Wichita 10 st. Louis without
change, equipped with Pullman palace
sleepeTs and free reclining chair cars. No
other line does it, Close connections in ~.
Louis union depot with solid vestibule ex-
press trains, without change. To Chicago.
Louisville, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Pitts
burg. Philadelphia New York and Boston.
The popularity of this line being uni
versaIiy acknowledged by all competitors.
all passenger trains of other railway lines
entering Wichita from the north, south
and west arrive in time TO connect with
the Frisco line fast express trains 10 the
east
II you cannot purchase through tickets
reading via Frisco line from your starting
point, 1t viii pay you 10 purchase 90 Wich-
ita in order To secure the advantages and
comforts Of this line
For further information regarding rates,
time, connections and through reservation
of sleeping car accommodations call upon
or address w. ID. Murdoch. ticket agent,
10 North Main street, orDouglas avenue
union depot. ID. WISHAET.
Gen. Pass Agent
d56-tf ST Louis, No
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
Who Ee Was.

Pedestrian-Whats all the fuss about
in that house, wedding?
Resident-NO. \ rev baby arrived
the other day, and all the women in tie
neighborhood are going into ecstasies
over it.
''Who is that tall man all the women
are crowding round?"
He Is a minister, come to fix date
for the christening"
land VINO is the short man who at
tracts so much attention"
He is the doctor"
''Ah! l see. That no account fellow,
who is being pushed out of the way OF
run over, is the gardener, presume?"
''No; he's the father. Petit Journal.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
LIVED AND LOVED TOGETHER

We have lived ard loved together
Through many changing years;
We have shared each others gIsdness
And wept each others tears
have never known q sorrow
Thas was long unshered by thee.
For thy smile can make summer
Where darkness else would be-
Like leaves that fall around Us
Il autumn's fading hours,
Are the traitor smiles that darken
When the cloud Of sorrow lowers,
And though many such we've known, love,
Too prone, alas! TO range,
We both can speak Of one, love,
Whom time could never change
We have lived and loved 47gether
Through many changrs years.
We have shared each others gladness
And wept each others tears;
And let Us hope the future
AS the past has been VII be;
shall share with thee thy SorrovS
And thou thy joys with me
San Francisco Examiner.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
Keeg M. to- lstors Esf-rsne..

The For scott. y ickita & Wsstsrn rail
way Missouri Pacific Route L. the only
line running solid trains through from
Wichita 20 Kansas City AID - Louis.
leaving Wichita - f.l5 2 K you arrive a.
kau-as CITY next EsorD-12 a. : o'c.0ck
Pullman palace sleeping end free reci.1-
ing chair carr through % kaUszs Cry and
- Louis without change. Eerueu Ter =
vou go gsa the Fgrt >cgst Route ysu are
noc depeudeut o. main LIE crUuncflo a.
junction Point bat son n rgb' through
On .o!id tr.zEs This - The CnIF rrgfs
r hose roa8n IUs runs through X ich.tA
An traits are mace Up te-e AID I7sn
through @1l.1 20 Ealazas City 20 - Iorri.
l. j. IKE slCr1e- h-e og fur-y = Eft 115 -
and two AOGu she quickest Two trains
daily 10 - I0uls ard ali points szst
Ticket Office &c NoT-h Aiz5u street DeIgs
corner Second &-L wichita streets
p r EG-AaELET.
Pas-+agrT ard Ticket 4 zeu-. ~ Nor
Nas1 s--eet IS letlfa EaD.
u e. los E>sNr
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
C%~~frG EYG1.

Mrs. Billus ITO psddlsrl-Oniy $50
for that piece % cloth; Enough OF II to
make q sur Of clothes fo- my husbxnd2
IF yo1 czn sci It for that p1ce you Ftole
IL. Clear OFT,
Peddler f1nroIEng same piece Of clcth
a. ofzcs Of M BlIus shortly xfss-ward
Never E2lnd how l got tire goods
There's enough o. l. 70 make q splendid
dress fer your WIG. need Just SIS. Is
it go2
Ar. B-lfR-Yes, n take it.-Cni>azo
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08

After the wedding ceremony a friend
Of the family took tle father of the bride
apart and whispered to rim: You do
not seem 10 be aware that your son-in-
law is over head and ears IN debt"
care you sures
Certain. lie has only married your
daughter with the object Of paying Of
his creditors"
why did you not mention this be-
foTe?'
He owes me ). coo realsF'-Caleudario
Bilbaino.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
A Csustic OUerv,

Come. come, don't be fool, my
dear" said the husband, during domes-
tic breeze"
Didn't marriage make you and me
one?' she asked.
"Of course it did"
Glow can help being a fool thenT-
Cape Cod Stew.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
IS back duck STEAK oro.tins Boom
Grating a Boom

Druggist Ito assistantp-Willam, how
much of thai sal kidney cure have we
left?
William (counting)-Forty-two bot
ties. sir.
Druggist rubbing his hands(-Then
get out that batch Of ''tired feeling
labels. When I'm running a first class
pharmacy can't afford to have any shop
worn stuff lying around.
Grocer
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-08
Thy Eent Him RurY.

Jumley (Jo PuGer. VINO is busy writ
ing)-lIy presence does not disturb you,
does it?
Pufer-Oh, no; l don't mind, so long
"a you don't do as that blanked idiot
Willis did this morning.
Junley-What did he DO?
PufTer-He gave me a handful of pea
nuts. Couldn't write for half an hour
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