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The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

A MAN often finds it difficult to break the
ice, but tho past Summer it didn't take any
effort for ice to break Il many onkers
Statesman
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

y MAN in Bonsall found a silver watch in
his hen-house. AS he failed to find his
chickens there, it was very evident that his
hen-house needed NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Herald
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

''YoU must have been given rather
warm reception" said the merchant to his
demoralized collector. ''Well, rather 1t
was combination of fire and toe, so to
spcakn- Indianapolis Journal.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

Miss CUMMING, OF Bear Lake Mills, Mich,
has two tongues. That's all we want to
know of the Cumming woman Bingham
tun Leader
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

NEVER was strong and married deli.
cate little lady. We travelled much in
search of health but we remained invalids
until we began use of DR. Bulls Sarsapa,
rilla. We both are now in better health and
feel stronger.-R. A. Mathews, Harrisburg,
Pa
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

AN aching tooth may be little, but it's
nervy-Elmira Gazette
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

No MATTER what the season of the year,
we always have ties with u.s. In tho warm
weather they are house flies, in the cold
days snow flies, and perpetually time flies.
Boston Herald
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

A CERTAIN city physician with sporting
proclivities did The best shooting on the
Eastern Shore recently and boosted of it to
his companion. mo WONDER" was the
others Comment, lock at your practi.e"--
-Philadelphia Tilues.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

RAN away with coachman-The horses.
Texas Siftings.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

RURAL. dissirationA meadow clark. ~
Texas Siftings.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26
SHOW to Make Moneys

And "How to Succeed in Life' are absorb
ing themes to everyone. In this connection
the readers attention is called to an adver-
tisement lin this paper) of The Burrows
Brothers Company OF Cleveland, Ohio, one
of the largest and bestl1nown book houses
in the United States. Any representation
need be no hesitation in sending them
money. For SLIGO they propose to send a
book giving large amount OF valuable in
formation. Better read the ad. pretty care
fully and see if you do not want it.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

TIE first regular fall opening-That of the
oyster-Boston Herald.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

Love is a reality which is born in
the fairy region of romance. -Talloy.
rand
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

You were dissatisfied with your pastor
some months ago!" "Yes." "Has he re-.
signed yeta' ''No; but the congregation
is. "-Yenowine's News.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

A DUCK of man generally makes goose
OF Il husband.-Ram s Horn
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26
"GooD fornn-Fenus.
AGAIN. IN u stew-Oysters.

ACnui CT Son alton rowsiness--
bGr:sh Caroniclc.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26
CORRESPONDENCE

IN BusINEss published book
Of renmansp and postage Particularly attractive
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26
LAnaR checks are always fashionable for
lawyers suits.-Boston Commercial.

LIKE Oil Upon Troubled Waters is Hale's
Honey OF Horehound and Tar upon cold
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

BOOKSELLERS and STAIIONEl
23-25-27 EUCLID AVENUE, CLEVELAND, OHIO.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26
PRICE, SI.O0

ors, and written up in commercial form
form most attractive feature.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-11-26

SHORr.cUT.
sxS=2i. Put down
both figures and
carry one always
carry one): 5x6&39.
Put down both fig.
ures. and you have
the product 1924.
THOUSANDS OF
EXAMPLES CAN
BE WORKED LIKE
THESE TWO.
LEARN WHICH.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01
A True Bred Man of Sussex.

A sketch of the Sussex character
could not pretend to completeness in
the smallest sense il the question of
h hs'qQr Ks sfis sa as 4sf5 out Ias
nothing keen or delicate about his per
sspaee Sinh the nhhd much f 3at t 3 III
natured. Take the following illustra-
ton 1t is true story, told me by a
clergyman as having happened in his
Own parish no great while since.
Obliged to be absent from the duties
of his church on a certain Sabbath, he
had secured the services of a very wise,
grave and reverend ecclesiastic for that
day. The latter was a man of great
reputation. The only doubt his friend
had was whether the visitor was not
too learned for the country folk that he
would have to preach to. Returning
In the following week, the clergyman
fastened to his parish clerk to inquire
how the services of the preceding Sun
day had passed off-in particular, how
he had liked the sermon.
ooh, SIR" said the old clerk in an
ecstasy, 1T was the finest sermon that
ever heard. 1 wouldn't presume to
say that l understood a single word
of it,"
Pompous old divinei Good old clerk,
listening open mouthed and with won
dering eyesi Thou, old clerk, art true
bred Sussex. Bar
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01
Ghastly Cleverness.

Pinetti, the famous conjurer, wa
commanded by the Empress Catherine
II OF Russia to give her a specimen OF
his cleverness. On presenting herself
at his lodgings, in response to his.isf
vltation, her majesty was condued |
INTO a room that was entirely dfnad
In black and lighted up with tapers. A
sort of wooden gallows was ERECTED in
one corner of the room, on which. to
her horror, the empress saw hanging
the body of Pinetti After a while the
oonjurer flung off one of his legs. then
the other, in like manner his arms
then his head, and last of all the trunk
dropped to the ground, and uniting
WITH the limbs presented the figure Of
the performer restored to life and yiror.
Catherine made him a handsome r,ras-
ent, but sent him an intimation to laazao
the country.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01
LEGEND OF ADAMS BONES.
A Singular Account of the Preservation
of the skull of the First Man.

A Singular Account of the Preservation
of the skull of the First Man.
The following tradition of the di-
vision and final burial place of the
bones of Adam, our common ancestor,
is from a curious work entitled "a
Mumical Treatise of Tentzelius; A Ma
| tpral Aseaaapt Of tha Tsas- Of lie ADD
EVIL This odd little work was puo-
lished by Hen: Fletcher at the tnree
-Pal1Is churchyard, Lons
Noah was commanded by God to
carry Adams bones and the Tree which
grew on his sepulcher into his Ark, and
preserve the originate of mankinde;
which Noah did with all observance.
And when Noah sent his three sons
forthe into the three parts of the
worlde, he divided Adams bones
amongst them, giving his legs and feet
to his youngest some, his breast and
his arms to his middle some and his
head and skull to his eldest some, as
such sacred rehckes of the father of
mankinde as deserved to be kept.
Now his first born betook himself into
the parts near Jerusalem, where he
buried Adams skull In a little mount
ain, which was therefore called Mount
Calvary, because Adams calvaria, or
skull, was there inferred; which the
evangelist therefore called Golgotha,
or the place of a skull, in the singular
number. Moreover the Tree of the
transplation of Adam was by remarka-
be and admirable Providence pre-
served and made into a cross for
Christ's crucifixion, and erected direct
ly over the place where Adams skull
was buried
Although the text of the above copy
is somewhat ambiguous, enough may
be cleaned from it to prove, according
to the legend, that the grave of Adam
was opened by those who were to take
passage ON the ark; that the bones and
a tree which originally grew over them
wcru ucpUSrrou m rne vessel that was
to override the food and were thus
saved from obiteration; that the son
of the ark builder who fell heir to
Adams skull was also intrusted to
transplant the tree, which, through a
series of remarkable coincident hap
was used in after years as a /
cross for the crucifixion OF the Saviour. |
The mystery of the whole affair is |
deepened by the last sentence of the
legend, which says that the cross was
set up directly over the spot where
Adams skull had been deposited by
the dutiful son of Noah. an assertion
soncurring in every particular with the
Scrptural account, which says that the
place of crucifixion was known as 1.-THE
place of skull"
The author of the work containing
he above legend attributes it TO IAN
ncient doctor in the eastern country
nd a bishop of the church little after
,hrist- st. Louis Republic, f.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

To prevent the blood from settling
under bruise there is nothing to COM
pare with the tincture of strong in
fusion of capsicum annuum mixed with
an equal bulk of muciage of gum ara
bic, and with the addition of a few
drops of glycerine. This should be
painted all over the surface with a
eamefs hair pencil and allowed to dry
on, a second or third coating being ap-
phed as soon as the first is dry. If done
as soon as the injury is inflicted this
treatment viii invariably prevent the
of the bruised tissue. The
same remedy has no equal in rhe,,-
matte stiff neck. A simpler way still is
the instant application of hot water or
by using a little dry starch or arrow
root merely moistened with cold water
and placed on the injured part.-New
York Journal.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

al .h.,.bv NOT only TO provide occups-
,;or 10, evsry variety Of talent, but : ,
Nm. market for every product whicn
tho bosndlsss natural resources -
shis country oan supply. The efes,sI
~. diver,ity of our industries. and ire
larger their output. the more oenenois,
thsv are to cur people Of ell classss. ana
~. Iover the cost Of production. Inc
irresistible law OF competition VIII ievs'
down prices to consumers to 'he io",'
scsle 1T which any product osn 70
Afforded with the Same average ptons'
,b.. attend other pursuits. Protective
llesislstion looks to the employment. =.
lI.bor st rates fitting the oixnHs -
lAmer;csn citizenship. Ii locks TO the
creation and maintenance OF Lon
market for the products OF the sou. ~
t-cm charges for long transpo,.s.'o.
- from the uncers sinties OF ol.'-
4 - he esnsus and the N.tionH
Bureau Of StSlIsffss 4s---<s that it has
accomplished these PURPOSES; that the
people have been employed At liberal
wages, and the procusts OF the
soil have been provided with .
home market. Notwithstsndfns The
vast area OF our farms, and the mum bers
employed on them, which are at least
double those engaged in any other form
Of industry, our agricultural products
are subs.an tally consumed 1t homo. at
prices which are on the average for the
whole country higher than are received
by the farmers OF any other part OF the
world. This result il secured by the
development of American Industries
under protection. These industriei
employ labor. They consume the
products Of our mines and forests and
Of the soil. The workmen employed in
them furnish . market for products Of
food. The wider the development Of
these industries and the larger theil
production. the greater will be theiI
consu mption OF raw products and the
more numerous their consumer
of food-in word, the
larger and more active will be the home
market. When. then. our free trade
. friends attack our export trade. they
q seek to limit American productions o.
d every description and restrict our mar
ket for agricultural products. They
are assailing the vital source OF Aneri
- can prosperity-the growth OF diversi
- fed industry. They mean to drive
70 men out Of those pursuits which pro
" vide consumers with food and max
10 them producers OF food. They woult
limit our industries to the outlet fur
nished by the home market, forgetting
~ and contradicting all they have beeI
!. shouting for twenty. five years, that "
" must have foreign markets. Let then
20 70 on. The end is not far of wheI
!" they will recall and apply to them
Z selves the old saying. Whom the god
mean to destroy they 6rst make mad.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01
Barrain Counter symbols.


.sHere is one that may suit you, miss,
remarked the obIiging saleswoman, pro-
ducing a vase In which the shopper de-
tected and pointed out flaw
ssThata oh, lots of people buy an
as is when they can get it cheap. That
little chip probably never would be
noticed. and If it were it might have
been made by servant. Your friends
never would know the difference, miss. !"
The defective bit of pottery was
marked both las isl and s'P. NJ" in
addition to the selling price and the
information that it had been marked
down from 81 A reporter who noticed
the cabalistic symbols inquired what
they meant.
.sAs is2' replied the clerk, as she adj
justed the wig of French doll and
turned her back on a middle aged wo-
man from the rural districts THAT
means 'as it is You take your own
risk when you buy an article marked
as is and such goods are not ex-
changed. Generally as Is means that
the goods are to be gotten rid of, even
at a sacrifice. No, the mark does not
always indicate a defect like the CHIP
in that vase Sometimes remnants are
sold at short measure just to get rid OF
them. For instance, eight and hall
yards of cloth might be sold as it is
for the price of eight yards. So you
see the customer sometimes gets the
benefit.
'What does p. M mean2 That
goods so marked are not going fast
enough and that the salesman gets
per cent. commission on the sale"
''Then such goods are not very de
sirable?"
Sometimes you can find bargains IL
them. We always have a good many
p. NJ and as is goods after the holi
| dayVtrade. Sometimes the pattern il
not popular or the goods are going ou
of season and they are marked p NJ
| to make them sell a little faster New
| York World.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

II Major Mckinley should be unable
to overcome the big Democratic major.
ity in the gerrymsndered Sixteenth
District there is one very prominent
-n>.~aa.Aa-aA-s aha iStAt1- UAor wsAf-b v-vrry
sorry, and his name 10 James E. Camp
bell. Governor of Ohio. Campbell
must make the race sgain in 1891 or
drop ont of politics entirely, and it
would suit him . great deal better to
have Major Mckinley safely ensconcsd
In seat in the House that it would not
do to let so of. than to have him at lib
srty to head the Republican ticket in
that State.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01


Free traders in the Senate and out OF
it are running wild over the AIN. ID dis
covery that about 100000 dAllsrs'
worth of American manufactures, out
Of total Of 5000. 900 600. are mar.
keted In foreign countries By means oil
special discounts to the foreign buyer.
We are inclined to give these free trade
gentlemen all the rope Of this sort they
want. They will lad it tight around
their necks before they are done with
with it. II il we're shown that these
exports increased prices to our own
people there would be room for com-
plant. But the reverse of this IL the
truth. The object of protection is to
develop and diversity our industries,
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

Mr.. PowDERLY says of the Lodse
force bill: The name of every Con.
gresham who voted for that law should
be published to the world, and citizens
who are opposed to such high handed
work should scratch them on election
day.. And vet that law was only in.
tended to protect the weak against the
strong and defend them in their inalien
able rights under the Constitution. Mr.
Powdcrly seems to have gone ofi his
base all around his late run.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

The Count of Paris in . personal let
ter to friend in New York speaks OF
his approaching visit to America and
says: Il cone ~ former soldier o,
the Army Of the Potomao to see our
battle fields and to see how old friends
are doing. Having been with the
United States in some Of the darkest
hours OF their history. ID will be .
plsaAurs 20 ne 20 witness their present
happiness ard prosperity" So tar no
good. Az an ex soldier of the Union
army the Count il welcome. But uha.
ne sDsaksot ~
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01
Ca'.rrAhCAp.s Ne Curea

80 seA blood or CON. - Z
4isease. d in order to cuz-the lf1oo
to take internal remediess
tarrh Cure 10 taken internan.rts
directly on the blood and n Ind;s
face. Halls Catarrh Cure il
medicine. L. was prescribed by
the best physicians in this countfyD4o1
years. and 10 regular prescription. II
IL coAposed OF the best tonics known
CON bined With the best blood purifiers
eeting directly ON the mucus surface.
The perfect com bination OF the two in
gradients u what pro 1uces such won
derfui results In curing catsrrh. Send
tor Testimonials, tree.
I; J. CHENEY & CO.. Prop, Tole-
do. o.
Sold by Drusxists. rs ans253v1m
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

Ny wife used only two bottles OF
Mothers Friend" before her third con
6uement Says she would not be with
cut it for hundreds Of dollars. Had not
half ~ much trouble - before. Dock
MILES. Lincoln Parish. La Write
The Bradheld Regulator Co. Atlanta.
Ga. for further particulars. Sold BIZ eli
druggists.. DIV 6
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

In promotion OF the efficiency OF the
postal service Mr.. Wanamaker says he
wants to try the experiment OF giving
the postmaster of town of 500 800 .
year II ne will Gauss one delivery . day
70 be made through the town. Another
scheme OF his is to pay the school
teachers to distribute. through the pu
pills, daily, the mail natter that the
postmaster shall send them.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

THE Hon. Hannibal Hsmlin. the
first nan elected Vice President by the
Republican party. 10 now eighty one
years old, and full of life and vigor.
He has outlived all his successors in
office except tho present incu nbent.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

The Mississippi constitution doctors
propose to limit suffrage to those who
can understand the constitution after it
has been read to them. This will
leave tho delegates to the convention in
complete control OF thapufirsge OF the
State, ii even they understand what
they are dong
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

GOVERNOR GORDON. of Georgia, who
jumped into the boycott bramble- bush
that the Atlantis Constitution planted,
10 likely to have hard fight to win the
United States SenAtorship. Before his
fssco he had . walk oyer. The Far
mers' Alliance is against him.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

A bill viii be introduced into Eng
lands Parliament next season which
proposes to restrict the public perform
anoes Of hypnotic experiments. Accord
ing to medical testimony much harm il
done by amateurs dsbbling in this sci
ence
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01
Ia Darkest Africa
AND THE
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BY HENRY II. STANLEY.
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Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01
Republican Ticket

FOR Representative In Congress,
HENRY U.JOHN5OS.
Judge of Circuit Court,
DANIEL w. oOMsTOCK.
Prosecuting Attorney.
HENRY c. STARR
State Senator.
JOHN YARYAN.
Representatives,
NATHAN HARLAN.
ARTHUR @. LINDEAUTH.
Clerk OF Circuit Court.
GEORGE r. WILLIAMS.
Shertff,
WILLIAM B. DORMER.
Auditor,
JOHN n. WINsLOW.
Treasurer,
ALFRED L. MCMEANr.
Recorder,
BARNEY Il. LIGHTHOUSE.
Coputvs Commit ssfoner- Eastern District,
SOLOMON WOODY.
County OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES DistrfcA.
CALEB J. HARVEY.
Coroner,
WILL An w. Il AAEBAAN-
surveyor,
ROBERT A HOWARD.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

The Topsks CAp,sAl ysNQxik "a 90,
600 bushels Of wnest n
eighty two cents to one dolior Dusnei'
svssasef. ~ 6eeshr-ic5f 4 ~9 II K sas
would be without money 10 the pockets
OF Its farmers. even ii the crops are 8
little short.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

WHEN New York cesses to be the
great pivotal State" Grover Cleveland
will cease to be the only living boss OF
the Democratic party.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01
Another Photographic rr,umnn.

An electric spark has been photo
sraphed by means of a special camera.
N which the sensitive plate rotated at
1t Is said, a velocity of Q, 500 revolutions
Per minute Public Opinion.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01
Colors in Cd

Garnets are not alW1
red. They appear ~ brown. 3
green and yellow. O,lorIess and
specimens have also been found
is a coarse variety known as CO.
garnet found in sufficient quantity fS$s
be used as fiux ia the smelthk of
iron. 1t is the noble garnets or i
precious garnets, sometimes called v
mandine, that are of great value. ThA
are generally of crimson ed color.
sometimes of so deep tint that jewel.
ers hollow it out 3eneath or place .
plate of silv@ at the back of il. The
cinnamon stone is said to be asparuss.
There is q ar B found in Siberia
which is cs1ede the Grossularia, from
its resemblance to green gooseberr5
in forms and color Powdered = =
nets ZEN used for polishing and
cutt pther stones. The powder is
know mong lapidaries as red emery.
-Key tome.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1890-09-01

Sufferers from indigestion, loss OF sp-
petite. liver or kidney complaints, rheu-
mstism or neuralgia, would do we'll to
all such disorders. no medicine 10 90 eff
tecsive ~ this. when faithfully and per
severingly used. dvlw