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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-18

ains bdnn Sum GdreibtiId. @ein
per5 idtus bbrbar, beun isbt mIBte Die
GrfIlung meines ie1nli9fen @unl6es
tommen, Elm Bib nit elmer gSiSmung
Uun ibrer Snnb. Sie blifte mid, l6el'
mild iibsr Die S1ulter al, griff in Elm
Offences Sad ibres S6reibtiid)es nHo
iaste, alS fe iuieber anf mid Sutrnt:
so, uuo bier bait On aud ein liBes
InoenIen, 9u lisber. fleinsr Sub," unS
babel slDrite iie mir nit Der iueiaeu
6anb auf Die Baden, tpie eineu tleineu
Snnseu, uno briidte mir cine 9roBs
5onbonbiitc in Die Sittsrnben Sdn6e.
gto6 Elm ireunbli1es: yIbieu, &leiner.
gril6e Die lieben @ltern!" unb Die boloe
Gri9einuns mar perI6munben, MIR ois
fleIne rmpertinente &ammerfaBe tpar
suriidseblieben unb 6ffnete mir nit be,
leloigenoer 3uoorfommenbeit ldmmtlids
EblreH. 9d ltano Der arme @diar nit
ieiuer grilneu S6iilermiibe uno Ieiner
Sonbonbite uno fletterte lnn9lam bic
Stufeu ieines 8apitols iuie6er hinunter.
Iber i'd mar uidt etiua b6ie ober gaI
empbrt, pbslei9 i6 in Der folgen6en
ytabt bluti9e Tbrdnen 9eipeint, i'm
@egentbeil, bic tuoblperoiente, berbs
2ettion bat ibre gldnjenoeu Srii9te ae.
trasen, ibren 3rped seuilIenbaft srfallt.
Sd ieste mid beiddmt fiinitig babin,
luobin i9 9eb6rte, binter meine Binder,
beitnno mein @ramen 9ldnSsn6 uub bin
aud ip6ter ais Gtnoent, 9ottor uno
8unttritifer teiner Spiinitlerin pieber
ldItig 9efallen. llnb an allen SduIa
mar bod nidts Glnberes, nIs bic liebe
tleiue Bonbonbiits. limb tpenn i4 bents
Sbneu 6ieielbe nit Gins imb 3iniessins
in persrDBertsm WaBita6e Su 5iBen
9ele9t, meine @Edoislte, 70 seItab es,
nm Sbnen burb ibren ssnbalt Su be.
rueiieH, bnB mir SunIttrititer feline rod,
itidtisen gbarattere pber nnbanfbart
Naturen iinO unb fur eble unb tpabrs
aunit itets bic slside So6n9tung unS
Sefunnoeruns hesen, benn Ste babn
Sbre 3ite mod ui9t bis auf OeH
@ruuo 9eleert!"
sd babe iie iinten i'm MantsllH
rief gbelaibe aufiprinseno; berieibs
iuur6e gebrabt uuo bon Der ann5en
neusierisen @eislidaft umringt, 6fnet,
Tie porii6tis Die llmbiGIuns Der Quite
ano fano ein fleines gebritfteS Rus
uuifript nit ieioenen 9dnoern oerI6lOl.
len uuo Dem Sitel:
Die 8onbonoiite!
Gin 2uitipiel in einem slct.
geim S@eiben SRI. sIhelaioe 8arnau
ebrIllr9tspOa gefpiomct bon
Doctor Berg.
Sarfbar. nit gliditrab ablen6smGeii6i
reifte lie Dem Sidter Die San6 SiI elmer
ebteu re6ten SiinitlerfreunOibaft flr's
gan;e 9ebeu, un6 Die flsine ori0inel,
80ubenoiite unb ihr seiltooller @srfaI
fer iinb 6urd Die berrfi6e 9arSteIIuns
Der srpBen SiinItlerin ip1ter nod iebt
6eriibmt Hno oft itiirntiib applaubirt
noroen.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-18

Ser oe6en abg geleD + II +;
BorI9ia9 bss frdnSDiii6en 9lbgeorbnes
ten Gmile Wprsau, Die Slbrung bes
Mbelltitels tduilia su maiden bejip. su
beIteueru, bat aud fur Sruutrei4 ni6t
ben 9teiS Der @eubeit. Die 8uurbpms
trieben idou I'M II. SabrbuuOert nit
Gitelu S9a9sr, gllIen porm 2ub,ui9
XIV, Der nSieI9sIieOte". 1706 Der
faufte er 2GO gloelStitel fur ie 5000
9iores, 170S erunnnte er 500 neue
Sitter, Die oaS 9uppelte jabIen muB'
zen. Sm Banseu ioQ er 100 MsiIIiOusn
Tranten bel iol9sn Geifdftcn einge.
npmmen 6abel. 9aiiir uabm Die 9te'
solution cincn: Oieier Sitter ni9t nur
Setueu Noel, ionHeru aud ieinsu Iameu
= unS i1,ieBlidb 5as 9ebeu. G5 tuar
6err be Saint Gpr. rg9ie beiBsu sic ?"
9raatc ibu Der 9titbter. v9c Saint
Gpr." - ,GS Si6t feline De mebr." -
.9t(iO cinfatb SaiHt @pr.~ - ga
1i6t teinen Saint mebr." - rRun,
oann Gpr." - r0ier bari man giie.
mcnb Sire ueuHeu." Grmer bt
GniRt Cur!
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-18


-Spu allen @aruiI nspGn
gen Der 9uteu alteu Belt - 10 1dreibi
man - mar Der 8Opf Die bel6iuer'
fi6lte. @aren Sferoe, Reit5eug, 8af,
fen unb gtaes aepubt, bnm b1ieb nod
be miibiams Sopftoilette iibrig, uns
eeraoe BEL bteier mu6te Die 9r6Bh
8lnttlitbteit unb Gurgialt beubndtei
tueroen. Sober hattie oaS beitimmtI
MaB fir Die 9anSe 9dnae be5 8upfes,
fir bic 2dnge Der 8auoiuidlitng unt
iuie peit oieie bonn 9taden entiernt ieiu
burite. Susar bic 9dnse BEG am @nbi
beIinbliden !0anrbiI9elS mar gsnar
beitimmt. Die binter ben S5ren ber'
abbdn9enDen ni6t III ben i3ppI ein9e,
bunoenen Geitenbaare muBtsn senau
bel Sen Sbrldppden abselhnitten iuer'
ben. g8er iie uur eiRen Bal6en 3oa
ldnoer wadieu lieB, mar ein ySeiltdu'
SER, ySdeerenidleiier" unS pSfUm6,
biante". Sas ipareu aber niIr Die Gbreu'
prdoitnfe, bns geiu6buli6e bieB: rSer'
oammter 8inbbsutel". Die Goleateu
friIirten iid ielbt, aber es CAB inter SebH
taum eiuen, Der eineu tiibti9en, parade,
mdBisen 3opf nit siuem lb6neu $amn
Itrid Don BOmnbe juDe9e 6rabtc %
muBten Nun Ranbe ituRoeulnu9 mar
ten, biz Die Reibe au lie FAM, babel ben
lief bic 9eit, mo- SiIr Raraoe ocer 5un
Grerciereu aus9eriift iuuroe, iulo es lGs
oft nod man6er arme 9eufel in SOatn
an9It, obne buB isiu 3upf semabt iuar
uno ein Samerao erbarmte Ii9 eHolid
np6 ieirer uuo lpidelte linn ein i6leb,
tes 9ing Sure1t, bel beiien Soueubuus
oft nidbt 10 uiel Belt iibris blieb, ben
iiberhliIigen Yuber uus Dem Gefi6t 10
eutferneH. mas seiubbrli6 Elm Eau,
5ndtelu nit ben auSeit iertiseu Rliuges
oes 8nbtmeiiterS ooer 2ieutenants eit
trug. 0tit bem BuseN Der 8affeI
murSe es BEL &eitem iii6t 10 Itreng se
uommen, iuie nit ben S6pfeH, itnS bier
fief Itb Der Ba6tmeifcr eber eine @Ht
Id)nlbi9iing. Hituuter aud einenS9wani
ais SusrcOe seiaIIeu. ipenn ie nureisen'
arti9 iuar.
- . ieSraueH n StHOoI tdI
beFben 10 gut iuie Die Mdnnsr ibr eise
mes @eieBbud, tuoriu i9re &eftl
ihipdrS aui wciB nsrserhuet lteben.
Siebcn pciie Grauen iino Die %eriertt
ger oieie5 apoey. 9nrua6 perbep
idmmtlidc @aHner in brei @laiien se'
tbeilt: i'll ,anltdnbise", in rbatbe" unG
In ,6utpulsSupla". Inter ben stH
itdnoi9eu peritebt man 1Olde, Die i'm
Stanoe iiuo, eiue Srau puaiduoi9 81
erndbren. Die ybalbeu" Oerm69eu
oies uidJt; ibre 5rnuen mihtu ielbl
nit Snuo anlcgen, 6as td9li9e 9rot ~
ertperbsn. sic t6uuen alIO AMI 9teid,
I5tung ruie bic uauItdnoisen" feineu
anipru9 MAIDEN. Die 5rnn, tuenn Il,
BON bem ,bdlben" seiblasen miro. bat
bas &edt, wisber SiSuibla9eH; aud
bari Iie 6em Msnnne Sanre aus bem
Bart Snpfcu. glm l9limmiteu babeu e.
freiIi9 Die vSulpul !6uplas-. 9h
5raIen oeriet6en f0uuen ss1n Sngl
lang auBer Ssm Snnle bleiben, uno, biz
MdnNer olrien Ii9 ni6t eiumat er'
tuuoiseu, mo iid Die Sruu @smabIiu
tudbrsno Der Belt alisebalten bat
- Der ginSige, Dem btinb,
liuss 2iebe entgcaeHsebrGdt tuiro, ii
Der 9affee, benH er iuirS pbue SrIub 90
tiebt,
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-18

-GGGide Yuifai iiung. @ut.
ter Tam @eburtstase(: rNun, ireuii
On Old 6enn ui9t iiber ben prattii9en
Snbrer bur3 GirUl. ben Dir gsapn duI
Deinen 8uui6 bat tontmen laNeu p"
= 9uhter (ttefauiicuiSeuO): sd, i'd
bate mir ia siuen IebeuOiseH se-
plnldt!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-18
RIeine pDiltnroTc Saaasen.

l. Der @r(t6uig.
%, 8at:r, rcif ni9t bur6 Die fnItere
Saioe,
Der grlf6ni9 tbut mir iOnIt nod mas
6u 2eiOe.1
60 Febts Der &uabs, Der Safer Ipra9:
ySd6u,
SD fam Seiue Slenstliaseit iupbi
i9on ueriteb'n.
y9ic Ru9t 1T 10 ountel, 9 1T tUinois
uno talt,
Sa bOlt man iid Suitsu uno Sdunpfeu
gar balo,~
S'rauf sius uuf ben Sa9nbOf er bin
nit benz Go6n
unb uabm Stuei SiIIets bis sur ni9iteH
Station
Sm ,3uee lunr's iparm nnO bcbd9lid
uub I66n,
sic tnmeu ua9 Sauie beS IbeuOt nm
Setn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-18

,. Der Sdu6eT.
Der 8Dnig tuirft Den Se6su biHab
sSn Die brauien6e, i9dumenpe Slut6.
,Seu Se6er mag baber Der lua6err
Wann,
Der i6n Su bolen bat Wutb."
IS meloet iufprt ii1 eiu iltu9er Wednu,
9est 9nuderfleibuns uHo Rasfe on.
unb wirili9 brinst er ben Seher
binauf
Der &6ui9 nber, er ipriht:
rBinIt gu meine Gobter sum @eibc
eleid,
90 5nu6're jum stueiten Dtul ni6t.
BrinaIt On mir ben Se6er Hod eiHmal
Der,
80 Trieeit Su iie iummt Der Ntitsiit
i9uer."
Wiit 9ddelu onrauI Der Slulliu9
Iprnd:
SD tauhe, 10 oft es geIdllt,
Senn bieisr Gnu9eran5us lit
Sei Der erIten Sirma beItellt"
Sds iab Der S6uis audi ruirflib ein,
Sab ibm ben Seder. bic So9ter
oarein.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-18

3. 2eupre.
2snore fam nd6 gIbcub6rpo
3um 9Ommaubeur gesansen.
y@erieib'u sic, lit Der @ilbeIm tubt.
ST er pieIleitbt gefangeu?
gSo lit ocr 9ump grblie6cn?
Gr bat ni6t maj gei9riebcH.
Sa iprad 5u ibr Der Gunmanoeur:
,,9iif,t tuot, aud ni6t sefnnseu
ST @itbelm, nciu. er 1T pietmebr
gum 6eino iibergcgangeu.
@r bat - i'd lag eS Ufeu -
Die 26buuug tets oeriUfen.
,9ns ia9t Dir Seber, Der i'm tcuut
Wtan muB ii9 ieiner iddmen,
9o6 tannlt aus meiHem Regimsnt
On eiueu anOcrn nebmeu.@
9as that iie augeublidtib
luo lebt nod beIte 9liidli6.
MarSiridfe D.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18
FARHAvEN HERALD SUNDAY MAY 49, 1890

even when the great national telescope
act closed his services TO the eonfederaey
couldn't have been great under any cir
cumstanees. The fact Ia that Col. Win
ston's boyhood was marked by numerous
patriotic and loyal performances. He
was educated at the North Carolina uni
versity at Chapel lillian institution which
WAS the alma mater Of President Polk; OF
Graham. who was ON the presidential
ticket with General Scott; Of King, who
ran with Pierce. and OF numerous other
distinguished southern statesmen. In %
when the question Of peace eonNen-
ton was being mooted IN the
south meeting was held III
Chapel Hill. which was addressed by
IS. L. Phillips afterwards soliciior-general
under Grant. aud by samuel j. Person.
a very eloquent orator who was a. ambi'
tious a. he was brilliant. Phillips spoke
for peace and union. Person for con
timed war and disunion. Al the close OF
the speechifying, the cripples and other
exempts who made mp the small crowd
were invited To show their preference a
to the views of the speakers. by alignine
themselves along side Of the orators. II
this vote it was plain that peace aud
union had the majority, then Person
: called oniJ''Let the boys voter Tn
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18
THE BENNETT COAL MINES

Ne>>rs. Geo stafford a Co, real estate
brokers. have on exhibition ia the win
dows Of their office ON Harris street
samples Of cual and coke from the BEN
nett coal mines near >edro. The samples
are very Tine and indicate superior
quality Of coal
Mr.. Craddiek Of the above firm has just
returned from "A "Trip 10 the mines lie i
miner Of considerable experience, haV-
ing been engaged in that business Tor
number Of years in Montana. He was
surprised al the .Ntent Of the deposit and
the evident good quality Of the coal.
The mines are situated four aud one
half miles from Sedro ia northerly
direction. but by the circuitous wagon
road aud trail il 8, good seven miles.
The mines are located ON the mountain
side al an altitude Of five hundred feet,
thus affording facilities for working them
without the expense of constructing deep
vertical shafts and air viii be- much more
easily admitted. There are live distinct
veins varying Ia thickness from seven I,
thirty-siN feet. Al present but two of th'
veins are being developed.
Mr.. Craddick was shown through th'
various parts Of the mine by Mr.. Jennings
the genial and ohliging superintendent
The principal development has been dom
upon the two center veins. The lower o
the two j. being developed 10y an inclines
shaft following the course Of the NeiI
from it, cropping ON the mountain sid'
aud j. at an angle OF abon
forty degrees At the bottom q
the shaft drifts run east an'
west on the vein. Al the end Of he ea>
drift which j. about fifty feet ia length.
cross cut i made which exposes a vein o
coal twelve feet Ia width. The west drift
in about seventy feet aud az the end.
cross cut j. run which exposes one uf tn
largest II not the largest vein NJ coal i
the world-a vein Of clean coal thirty-si
feet across.
The SECOND Vein In feet further up tn
hill. Is developed by a atty foot ,hafi wit
cross cuts at the bottom which eNposes
twelve foot vein Of very gf.ud coal. II
said that all This coal j. good cooking coa
a. the company has thoroughly irste
IT, qualities in thai line.
The company has Just begun a lara
tunnel al the base 81 the mountain Ia IA
the veins al distance Of a. feet. II
then nothing hut Development work wi
h. done on the mines. \ large force 9
men are al work making a wagon road
10 the mines and erecting chutcs an
other buildings \ branch OF the +. 4 !
r. e. j. being built in 10 the min
and viii h. finished >oon. II wi
b. hat very shori time hetol
coal ships will he loading black dit
monds in Beliingham Bay a. Of we're.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18
HEAR THAT SUNDAY BELL

You hear that bell u rngin
On this sunny sunday moruin'.
II sounds like angels singin'
A kind an gentle wsrnin'
Singin' sweet warnin'
To the sinners all arouu'.
Beside the music in II.
with it, soft an -iv'ry SCUM
It's the first church bell that ever rung
To call these sinners down.
Amt 1t good to hear it,
That soft an silv'ry SCUM;
That bell a ringin' out so sweet.
The first one in the town,
The tall pines done the -ingin'
Just a little bile ago.
An the vines wcrr thick an clingin
Down to whore the waters flow.
Long the bay thanks down below.
An whar he SHOWS are gleamin
WAY up In the mountains.
Then the woods e little dreamin'
That the church bells here should ring.
When sunday sun Is streamin'.
Ain'ttt good to hear it
That sweet an silv'ry soun'i
That bell ar igin out so sweet,
The first one IN the town.
WILL vIssCHER.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

The 81 Joseph. Missouri. Herald ha~
discovered a Young lady who according
10 her own confession just fairly dotted on
Byron's Childe Herald and declared il TO
h. -the finest poem in the English Ian
guage- The heartless editor having met
a number Of persons who were enthusi-
astic upon their admiration Of certain
authors. and upon being pumped dem
onstratad a complete ignorance Of their
-sfaNorites" In such forcihle manner.
determined upon discovering whether
or not she belonged 10 the
army Of men and women who
go into ecsiacies over authors with whose
works they are wholly unacquainted... Tell
me something about ~Childe Harold" he
said. Il read il when was boy" He
did not say. however, that he had read II
a number OF times since. 'Oh II i just
lovely" she replied. etc. etc. What
subject does II treat Of. was next asked.
..Oh something about the Prisoner of
Chillon.- don Juan. "Mazeppa. etc.
she promptly replied. II Is unnecessary
TO further quote the Young lady. for she
demonstrated that she had never read a
line Of .sChilde Harold. This young lady
need not be more severely criticised than
thousands Of Others all over the country
who make pretense Of worshippina
at the shrine Of authors about whose
works they know nothing. To the
men and women who are conversant with
the productions Of standard writers in
poetry aud prose this sham admiration
creates nothing hut irritation and disgust
Pope uttered truism indeed when h'
said:
"A little learning j. a dangerous thing;
Drink deep nr touch not 81 the PieriaI
spring;
For shallow drafts intoNicate the brain.
While drinking deeply -oher- IL again
Honesty j. the best policy In everything
but here the term has special force an'
significance. Take our advice and do no
attempt to talk about books you haN'
never read. Although YOU may not know
that your ignorance i being continually
exposed il j. fact nevertheless. II q
better 10 make a sensible criticism upoI
the shalloWest books that are in prin
than TO expose your ignorance by feignnI
TO be- familiar with something you know
nothing about
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18
KUMLATELY's KINKS.

There has been much talk" said Mr..
knmlately. from time to time. and pro-
baby will be 10 eternity. about the eter-
nal fitness Of things. cut have been
more OF less impressed with the etsrnal
uniitne>> Of things You may take the
trtrsi gun ever made and do your best Ia
drive centre an mark aud the chances
are that YOU will hit exactly any other
spot than the one YOU aimed at. KNEW
man who was exceedingly fond Of music
aud he became as deaf as an adder.
don't know precisely how deaf an adder
t.. hat would infer from the frequency Of
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

little story heard not long ago Of a
young couple who were out on the streets
one beautiful Sunday morning like this.
beautiful baby carriage. The father very
proudly pushed the vehicle and the
mother walked afFectionately beside him.
keeping her eyes. for the most part on the
precious freight Of the miniature
phaton. But Hubby's eyes were
watching to see the effects Of
the profession on the general pub
lie. aud he noticed that the people would
gave amusedly as they approached. and.
In most cases. laugh outright "a they
passed Hubby got nervous and glanced
at his wife. aud himself tn make sure
there was nothing wrong in their personal
I appearance. The laughter continued.
however. and at last the father requested
the mother Ia walk on ahead for half a
block and return. instructing her to OBJ
serve closely aud see II there was any oc-
casion for hiarity. She complied. and as
she nearcd the carriage on her return trip
! her eyes bulgcd aud her face famed as
she saw on the front Of the vehicle a
pacard which had been overlooked when
the carriage was bought, aud which bore
the inscription, "Our own make"
Hon. Patrick Henry Winston. United
States District Attorney. was in Fairha-
ven few days ago looking very much
like candidate for governor. and plainly
exhibiting the fact that he wanted some
Fairhaven town lots. which he suisse
qncniy acquired. Colonel Winston is a
brilliant gentleman In every way. and is
particularly one of the hest story
tellers under the canopy. Some
body has lately been inquiring how
the Colonel became possessed Of
his military title and has very promptly
informed all such inquisitive persons
that lac was born a colonel. just as all
well bred southern gentleman are, sab.
There are those who have minated that
Col. Winston was in the Confederate
army, but as he was at school during the
war and was below the conscript age,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

The Portland oregonian says: Fair
haven i one Of this most ambitious towns
in the world. With a population. ae-
eonLing Ia its own figures. Of 1850, IL
polled Monday last a vote Of Las" The
figures $50 may have been fair show
ing for Fairhaven three or four month.
ago, but II this city has not now oven
2co people then the Fairhavan dock, are
at Lnmmi. Besides being new town
with insufficient accommodations at pres
ent for families. the proportion of adult
males j. much larger than that II Older
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

that simile that an adder i a. deaf a a
bost. Then knew a man who loved to
study the ways of ants and he became -
blind and helpless that he had To go to
his uncle ~ for myself have long been
trying to lind something in the west be-
low mining camp prices and at last few
days ago found a BARRIERS shop where a
first class hair cut could h. had for Il
cents. But being as bald as a new tin
cup. where docs any eternal fitness oi
things come in on that for me-
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

Il met a Young lady a few days ago
whom have been acquainted with since
her childhood. She is married now and
has turned her attention to pets. especi-
ally pet dog. She hadn't been fond of
pets when she was single, especially pet
dogs. until she fell in love with the
poodle aud noodle whom she now calls
husband or 'dearie,' as the case may
be- asked her how this dog had hap
pened To take hold Of her and she said.
Well. Augustus has become so taken mp
with himself and his own comfort. since
the honeymoon that can't pet him. and
"a il wouldn't look well TO pet any other
man. have taken TO dogs. Would you
believe il. the great big sofa at our house.
which used To be- large enough for both
Gus and me. with room to spare. Is now
only big enough for him. Perhaps II she
had nice baby carriage and something
to put In il, the dogs nose would be put
ont Of joint. and this reminds me Of a
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

II il is true that all flesh is grass he must
be load Of hay 1t makes printer long
for him TO hear of his fat But il is great
~ 10 be hoped that the Democracy will
nominate him for president in 81. ii will
be so easy to beat him and the Republi-
cam want something big TO beat. Cleve-
lands greatness. however. lies only in his
aVnirdupois
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

The Anaeortes Progress seems to have
taken ''caniption tit''-whatever that Is
about Fairhaven. To read the Pro-
gress one would think that Fairhaven is
a. Hat failure and a near nothing as
Anacortes i. But that's one way some
people have Of fooling themselves. Fair
haven will hustle along just the same,
however
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

Notwithstanding the fac, that Col. Bob
Ingersoll is down on the roasting pro-
cesses which orthodox religion tells about.
he i president Of company which pro-
passes To build enormous furnaces at Spo-
kane for roasting ores. That is better
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

Last night young man at an old piano
was heard bowling the words Il cannot
sing the old songs" II he can't sing the
new sing any better than he does the old
ones. he i supplied here. with advice
free. gratis. for nothing" not to sing al
all
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

The establishment Of fire limits in Fair
haven by the city council j. an excellent
move. The limits extend from Ninth
street e Fourteenth and from Mill Ia
Laraiee. aud no more wooden bindings
will be allowed within those limits. Thi.
viii give protection to the splendid brick
buildings now In course Of construction
or completed. and will be encouragement
10 those who desire to build good strue.
lures. Those who have he good Of Fair.
haven al heart want to see it, principa
business portion made a. safe as possible
and prevent wooden town upon which
some day the blazcs might claim "onc Tor
a Swpeu
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

James ID. Chamiers, foreman Of the
Pacific Cable comp ,ny's car stable, was a
nice man and wan ed to shine In society,
consequently he borrowed. unbeknown to
the company. 5000 and now the company
wish TO furnish him the society for bor-
rowing their s5,0OO.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

senator wolcott. of Colorado, was never
boSsed before, but now having married
a Boss. he will know how il is himself
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

Won Mollke wants "a strong army" for
Germany Give it more limberger and
nnL..n.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18
S D r 0
CENTRAL ADDITION TO SEDRO
The Coming City Of skagit County
The Spokane Falls of the Pac-
cihc Coast

Sc DRO Is the center and outlet Of the
finest lumber. mining and agricultural dis
trlct In the state; Is on the Skagit river, the
largest river flowing into Puget sound. and
seattle A Northern. and Seattle Lake shore
a Eastern railroads
Central addition embraces plateau ten
acres In extent and Is located as the name i'm
dlcates. in the center OF the city.
Make trip to Sedro. II will pay you. and
buy n lot before prices advance.
Lots In this addition viii be put on the
market April 10. 1890.
For prices and terms address J. COMPTO
co. or J. IL TROWBRIDGE at The Fla
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-05-18

Prom all that can he gathered by tn,
Derusual ~ Reporter Crawl rd's article
IN Leslie's Illustrated weekly. his World
Interview with Cleveland and other New
York newspaper literature ON the subject.
the ex-president can "outswcar the army
in Flanders" and produce stream Of
other vulgarity that would make a sewer
sick. The y. NJ. c. A. should try to do
something for His Obesity as well as the
anii-fat doctors. It seems that the man
" destiny" has grown 50 oleaginous that
he loads the lean earth as he walks. and