The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1890-12-18
MISCELLANY.


,o,a ,s,,er washing oompoundthan savenA. Rvery
bodylikes savena that tries II. just Wy one PACK
age Yourself useful OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Upright as they are, there Is one thing that
the Vassar girls never seem 10 learn "h"
that :" That they can't cook.
To strengthen the hair, ,hioken the growth,
stop its blanchinV and falling out, and where
/. gray, restore the youthful color, use Hal
Hair Remover.
Fair Visitor. "Why do you call the sailors
tars. lieutenant |" Lieutenant. because theY
pitch into the enemy.
To Mothers-should the baby be suffering
| from any of the disorders OF babyhood, use Dr.
Bulls Baby Syrup for the trouble at once
| Price rs cents.
| Old Saul's Catsrrh Cure does not irritste, is
pleasant to use and will cure positively. Price
% cents.
Cit. "why do the New York gamblers dress
40 poorly 7" Wit. "Because the police live In
in brownstone houses"
Did you ever buy horse and have some mis-
giving as to his points until they were fully
tested Not so with Ayers Sarsapsrilla; you
| NAV be sure Of it at the start. 1t never disap-
point, those who give it fair and persistent
trial.
"Did YOU ever hear OF such a thingf Begun
saws in his new house he going to have his at
tic in the cellar" "Oh, that story won't go
down"
The infan, reason grows apace and calls for
one more application of that good friend, Saliva
ton Oil. which never disssppoints but always
kills pain.
1t is neither pleasant nor profitable to hear
people constantly coughing, when they could
he easily cured by % cent bottle OF DR.. BuW'
Cough Syrup.
Lady (eng,sing seryanD Tell, me have you
n sweethearti" Servant. mo, not at present
but don't trouble yourself about that. I'll soor
find one
No remedy for blood disorders can equal Ay
er's Sarsaparilla. Though concentrated ant
il is perfectly safe and may be taken by children
as well as adults. Physicians recommend 1t II
preference to any other. Price 81. Worth 50
Burton "What do you think Of the Stanle,
revelations 2" Spoke. 81 don't wonder Emil
didn t want to be rescued from the sayages."
A Beau Of 1920.
When grandpa went a-wooing,
He wore a satin vest,
A trail of running roses
Embroidered on the breast
The pattern OF his trousers,
| HIS linen, white and fine,
Were all the latest fashion
| In eighteen twenty nine.
Grandpa was fuelooking young fellow then, 81
the old ladies say. and he is fine looking ole
gentleman now rOf tile past heofe " wears ne I'm
been firm believer in the merits of DR.. PIERCE
Golden Medical Discovery at renewed my you'll
he frequently says. 1t is the only blood purifier ans
liver invigoratnr guaranteed to benefit cure o
money promptly refunded. 1t cures liver di sease
dyspepsia. scroiulous sores, skin eruptions and al
diseases OF the blood. For lingering coughs ant
eonsun piion, (Which is lung sorotua in its earl,
stagss). 4, lis an unparalleled remedy.
Mother. ~ hope you liked Mr.. Wearisom,
who called last night; he is such staid younl
man." Ethel. "S,ayed l should think hi
did. never was tired in my life."
WANTED.
We want an A No. Agent in this county a
once, to take charge Of our business. and con
duct the sale of one of the very best, most mer
itorious, and fastest selling inventions ever Of
fered to the American people. To the RICH
person we will ray liberal salray or allow
large commission. For full particulars address
VOLTAIC BELT CO.,
No 2l8, Marshall Mich.