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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12
NDEY TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS

MEETING-Executive Committee of the Demo
cratic Party Of Chatham; S. F. & W. and c. q S.
Railways Employees Mutual Relief Association.
MILITARY ORDERs-Orders No. %, Battalion
Savannah Volunteer Guards.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-I am Not Poor Devil.
Townsend; Special Notice, Gutman's; Notice, j.
T. Ryan; Imported Cigars, S. Selig; The De Soto
Drag, The Savannah Carriage and Wagon Com
pany: Art Printers. Robinson Steam Company;
just Arrived, at Phillips Bros; Uncle Adams
Pawn Shop; Thinning, Etc, z c. Pacetti; Real
Estate Offerings, W. X. wilkinson; Empire
Steam Laundry; The Georgia State Building
and Loan Association; AS to Crew OF British
Steamship New York City; A B. Hull & Co;
Rossignol, the Real Estate Man; State and
County Taxes, 1880; A Tale of Tea, Heuisler &
Higgins; Notice, F. W. Gerber; Bill of Fare at
Fried & Hicks Ladies' Restaurant; Compound
Oxygen, A. W. Morse; Special Notice, p.
McGiashan: Savannah Steam Laundry; Timing,
Guttering, Etc, P. H. Herman.
AMUSEMENT George Wilson's Minstrels at
Theater Oct. 49,
AUCTION SALEs-Carload Broken Texas Hor-
ses, etc, at Guilmartin & Mehrtens Stables.
On THE CARPET d. Hogan.
READ-C. Gray & Son.
INVITATION Eckstein & Co.
FALL FASHIONABLE FooTwEAR-The Globe
Shoe Store.
HOUSE FURNIsHINGs-Jas. Douglass.
HERE B. II. Levy & Bro.
STYLE 10-L. & B. S. M. H.
MEDIcALr-Fortuna.
AHEAD OF ALLl-Morrison, Foye & Co.
THEY USED TO BE DAIsIEs-E. A. Schwarz
ALL THE LATEST NOVELTIES IN FALL AND
WINTER SUITS AND TRoUsERs-Dryfus Bros.
FINE BLACK AND MOURNING DRESS GooDs-
Crohan g. Dooner
SOLE AGENTS IN SAVANNAH FOR Fosters
GLovEs-A. R Altmayer & Co.
MAKE ENDS MEET-Norton & Hanley.
The BRAYT CART-Savannah Carriage and
Wagon Company.
OUR TRADE MARIA. Ehrlich & Bro.
Ny LINE OF MILLINERY is CoMPLETE-Mrs. P.
J. Golden.
STERLING SILVER 1NLAID SPOONS AND FORKS
a. L. Desbouillon's
WHERE TO Buy UNDERwEAR-Jackson, Metz
ger & Co.
A FULL LINE OF DRIED FRUTTs-Wells Bros.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale Lost; PERSONAL Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12
BRIGHT BITS.

LITTLE THINGS tell in this life. Little brothers,
for MISUNDERSTANDING Aetos.
JEwELEB who had beea elected mayor of an
interior town astonished drunken prisoner by
assessing him with ''1s karats fine.-YenoDtte'S
NetCS.
"wHAr's the matter, old boy? Can't you
Yes, confound it, meet so many that can't
pay them!'-Light
POSSIBLE BUYER-Is he full blooded?
Gullick (Uhe dog broker)-Yes m; can't run
twenty foot 'itnout gettin' red in the face
Scri6nerS Magazine.
ISN'T IT rather paradoxical that the putting
up of parlor stove in the fall Is an occupation
that scots one and is at the same time an
noyance?-BOSton Courier.
RAMOS EYES seem to be perfectly sound.
don't see why he wears those goggles"
He does it to protect his eyes from the glare
of his nose. Oh cdgO Iribrne.
WHEN MEN are as good as their obituaries
and women are as good as the men think they
are the recording angel in heaven can take his
long needed vacation.-AtchiSon Globe.
AMATEUR MANAGER-Well. what did you think
of our stage effects?
Professional Friend-H'm They were more
STACEY" than effectual.-Terds Stfttngs.
MR. JONES taking his watch from under his
pillow)-Six O'CLOCK, and no one has come to
wake me yet l shall certainly lose the train if
they don't come soon.-- FAeJeHde BiGtter.
MIND READING is all right In an exhibition tent
at 25 cents admission, but when you come to
put one OF the phenomenons up AGAINST an old
politician to find out his tricks he's dead
failure.-DetTott Free Press.
NOTICE on the door OF the opera house: ION
account of the inability of our tenor, change
of programme is necessary. Instead OF the
'rroubadour' there will be given The Imagi-
nary Invalid -Btleaende Batter.
PROF STRABIsMus-Now, young gentlemen,
you have heard a brief account OF the condi-
ton OF trade in this country. What is our most
pressing need? Mr.. BloXem, you may answer.
Boxem-A really good cent cigar-Epoc1.
"RAsrus," said the judge ''that is serious
charge you bring against Mr.. Snithers Will
you swear to it,
.''Swar to t9 Sutt'nly. jedge, I'd sw'ar to
anything 10 oblige you, jedge. - Hdrper'S
BGzdr.
Mas UNEASY (weeping)-Potiphar, dear, 1
don't know, but believe my liver is out of
order.
Mr. Uneasy-Oh, well, never mind as long as
you have kind heart, didn't marry you for
your liver WhtteSide Herald
v1s1roa You ought not to keep the pigs so
near the house.
Countrycus-Why not?
VT is not healthy.
CO, you are wrong; why, those pigs have
never had sick day.-The Jester.
WHAT did the minister lreach about to-
day9''
Future punishment"
HE did:"
Yes; he said he hoped to continue preaching
throughout eternity. York Heraid.
HELLO been riding bicycleS"
NO"
Prize fight"
mo. -
Railroad accdentf'
mo"
Mule kick'"
"No"
well, what in thunder is the matter?''
Member of congress- Puck.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12
Early Autumn.
Dart Foirthorne, in Ha,per's B,

DuHb HUT6tOTHes tJt uUIpS bO1uTs
The country lanes are bright with bloom,
And gentle airs come stealing through,
Laden with native wild perfume
OF balm aud mint and honey-d dew,
And DER the summers radiant flush
Lies early autumns dreamy hush
In wayside hooks the asters CLEAN,
AND frost flowers dance above the sod,
While, lapsing by, the silent stream
Reflects the hue of golden rod.
That flower which lights q dusky day
With something of the sun-god's ray.
The grapevine chambers DER the hedge
In golden festoons; sumacS burn
Like torches in the distant ledge,
Or light the lane at every turn
And ivy riots everywhere
In blood-red banners on the air.
A purple mist of fragrant mint
Bordering the fences, drifting out
OF fostering corners. and its tint,
As half of cheer and half of doubt,
Is like the dear delightful haze
Which robes the hills these autumn days.
Odd things but little rrzed of yore,
Like some old Jewel well It,
Take on a worth unseen be 'ore,
As dock, 10 spring graceless weed,
Is brilliant in its autumn seed.
The cricket aud the katvCiI
Pipe low their sad prophetic tune,
Though airs pulse warm the leaves amid,
As payed around III art of June;
So minor strains break on the heart,
Foretelling age as years depart.
The sweet old story of the year
Is spinning onward to its close,
Yet sounds as welcome on the ear
As in the time of op'ning rose.
May life Tor all as sweetly wane
AS comes the autumn time again
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12
rhey WORKED the Conductor.

1 Pare. gentlemen, suggested q conductor in
| the smoking car TO party OF four card players
who held on their knees between them a large
atlas says the st. Paul Pioneer Press Three
Of them quietly handed UP tickets. but the
fourth man near the window became suddenly
embarrassed.
Fare again remarked the brass mounted
official. rather sternly. The passenger addressed
replied with a series of spaSmodic WINS aud
tapped the blck of his cards.
Come. sir, I'm in a hurry" said the con
ductor.
Il haven't got any ticket
Pay your fare, then, with the usual slight
advance. -
Boys. will you allow him to take rake-off:"
! inquired the delinquent traveller.
Not much, answered the trio.
My moneys all UP" said toe passenger ap-
pealingly 70 the conductor.
You will have to get of, then" answered
the official, reaching for the bell rope. The
man laid his cards face downward ano said in
low tone to the other players:
What do you do?'
Il raise you" was the reply.
How muchg"
Twenty dollars"
The man by the window passet his hanc up
70 the conductor. Ths latter gave 1t one glance
Then he released a large fat pOcketbook from
inside his coat. took out two $50 bills, and
handed them to the delinquent.
ter" he said
This complicated matters. and the original
raiser of go shifted uneasily in his seat.
Finally he said:
Il raise you S10.''
Call him, said the conductor handing over
an X, Pm in hurry"
The delinquent passenger did so, and was
about to take in the money on four aces, when
the other player showed straight flush and
pocketed all the money, including the conduc-
tors. The latter was dazed; the delinquent
passenger meek and abashed.
Now you will have to get Off" snapped the
conductor
Yes, sir; stop the train" he replied
The whole party got off.
know those fellers?" inquired fat man on
the opposite side of the aisle
No" answered the conductor
"Slickest quartet of card sharps on the road
How much did they do you for!'
But the conductor raced himself down to-
ward the door, whica he banged shut without
replying to the sardonic inquiry
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12
Hops 60 Up High.

Olympia is the center of the hop country
of the state of Washington. That is emf
nently fitting. If there is any place under
the sun where festive man might reason
ably expect to find hop in all the rich
exuberance of its native agility it should be
within the classic shades of mystic Olympia.
There they grow. Plenty of them. With
the exception of what are gathered up in
Northern New York and New Jersey, and a
few large symmetrical specimens produced
by Mr.. Ward McAllister, the hop crop of
this country now comes chiefly from the
new state of Washington, and very profit
able source of income it is to the cultivators
from Tacoma to Seattle.
In the whole state about $4,000 bales were
gathered this year, of which 10000 bales
have been sold at prices ranging from ID to
25 cents pound. There are 200 pounds in
a bale, which makes the crop of the year
amount to 1000, 900 pounds
Owing to an increased demand in London
prices have rapidly gone up of late. AT a
conservative estimate they are thought to
be now worth 40 cents; but prominent
grower says that he has had recent offers
from London at 70 cents. That, however,
is not supposed to be steady price. Still
it shows an upward tendency.
From that must also be deducted the
freight and carriage between the hop
ranches and tie ocean steamers at New
York, which reduces the figure to
| about 60 cents on board the vessel.
In round figures the hop crop of
Washington now amounts to $1,000
GOO year, and the planters say that within
a few years that state will be the greatest
hop producing country iu the world.
That sounds reasonably probable, for
it certainly has every advantage of
soil and climate and vast ter
ritory. Such an industry should be easily
| developed into source of great wealth to
those who are engaged in it, as it is not a
difficult crop to handle
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12
Men on Mars, o

Mars has looked so uncommonly fiery of
late that scientists have been gazing upon
his flushed countenance with unusual inter-
est and attention.
Close scrutiny seems to convince the
astronomical observers that the traditional
deity of bellicose discussion is covered with
moving objects.
Under similar circumstances almost any
mortal man would be somewhat irate and
radiant from constant and vigorous exer-
tions. Possibly his terrific and incessant
exercises gave him the designation of god
of war among the ancients.
Hitherto Mars has been greatly neglected
because the astronomers have, uncon-
sciously. allowed themselves to grow old
and bald in studying the bsauti-
full and graceful outlines of Venus But
NJ. Flammarion, the French astronomer,
has Of late been engaged in very close in
spection of the planes, and he seriously
asserts that the inhabitants he inds wander
ing over the great forid monster "some-
what resemble ourselves"-all of u.s. includ-
ing Fred Douglass and Col. Editorial Freak
| Shepard.
If that Frenchman was strictly sober
and was not looking into a mirror, his dls-
covery is really remarkable. He could not
| get within speaking distance of any of the
prominent citizens, but as nearly as he
could judge from an outside view the
natives were not very stylishly attired.
Still they were beckoniug US to approach,
which we are steadily doing at the rata of a
mile and fraction every thou and years.
and now have only 974. o 90, 900. 900, 900 mile
further to go before we can reach out auC
shake with them, That W i'll probably TAX
us until after the next pr esidential election
So we can't vote any of them nor show
them the sights at our great Columbo OK
posiche.
How egregiouslv green and ignorant of
worldly ways they must be.
This professor man says they seem to be
brandishing railroad lanterns or something
of that sort at us. But that might have
been a very natural m stake. Possibly he
fell off his perch about that tins, or the
vari-colored objects may have been horse
cars or drug stores; or mayhap police sta
tions or saloons. Nevertheless he vows
solemnly that they we're all red and bobbing
up and down like a sleeps tail in gallop
Whether these strange new people enjoy
the advantages Of free ballot and fair
count, rapid transit, a practical banking sys
tenn and reciprocity, the professor leaves us
in narrowing uncertainty. But he says the
planet diffuses dull glow something like
Boston culture.
Now if we only hustle around the political
VINEYARD lively by the time she comes
within irradiating distance we may hav,
our tariff so arranged as to admit some o.
that light free of duty, or at reduced rates
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12
Re Answered Promntlr-

Just after Andrew Johnson had vacated the
presidential seat, the managers of the Simpson
County Ky.) Agricultural and Mechanical
Association decided that it would bs a great ad
vertlsement TO have the old gentleman attend
don't care for him on Saturday" said the man.
ager. for on that day we shall have a pretty
big crowd together anyhow. Wednesday viii
DO the day. VIII write to the ex President, -
The following letter was sent to Mr.. johnson:
GREAT SIR:-1he pc ople of the wonderful
county OF Simpson, feeling a great n:erest in
ons of Americas most gifted sons, have decid-
Ell to invite you to be present at our fair
wish to shake your hand Please let me know
by return mall
He Let them know by return mail. The old
gentleman turned the letter over and wrote
tle following;
Il am no managerie. A JOHNSON, ;,
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Although the First congressional district
of Florida is safely democratic, Col. s. r.
Mallory, the democratic nominee. is making
a vigorous canvass of it, aud the enthusiasm
with which he is received all over the dis
trict betoaens a democratic awakening that
will forever put to rest all ideas about
Florida being doubtful" state.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Another woman has been arrested in
New York for not properly cultivating her
baby-farm; but the police seemed very 10th
to testify against her. Here is typical
infant industry" fourishing under the be-
niticent influence Of protection"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

President Harrison has been practicing
running an engine. He understands the
necessity Of going at something else, for he
knows that he can't hold his present job
much longer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Rock Me to Sleep, Mother" must have
been written for a cat chorus. That's about
the only way you can get hilarious con-
cert cat to sleep. So it's best to keep plenty
of rocks handy
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

When the premier of England returned
from the continent the other day prying
customs inspector fished out his lordship's
brandy and cigars, and confiscated them fer
duty. Poor Salisbury's insignificant APP
pearance gets him kicked around pretty
generally. But that euverprising inspector
will probably gec bounced high for his
"nernicions activity
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Explorer Stanley has abandoned his con-
templated return TO equatorial Africa
Presumably he expects his newly discovered
mother-in law to make it hot enough for
MIN at home
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That's What Il Is.

From the Philadelphia Telegraph CRep.).
So far as the new tariff bill was proclaimed
to be for the benefit Of the workingman, it is a
cheat and q lie.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Andrew Lang has recently written a
ballad that cuts grass with cycle, when he
might just as well have had red lawn
mower with yellow stripes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Jay Gould's prescription for the future
fashion is that under a high tariff coats
should be worn longer-say about three
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12
Ha-aa.
From the Neig

From the Neic York Mad and Express CRep. \.
Mr.. Cooper failed to mend democratic morals.
Havemeyer was left hopelessly stuck in tue
mire. And Mr.. Gracs's administration so far
as reform was concerned, ended in disgrace.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Galveston is bowling for fresh water.
Considering the deplorable effect her pres
ent beverages have produced upon Tom
Ochiltree, it seems that little fresh water
would benefit the populace if they could
stand the first shock of surprise.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Somebody in Boston has had an attack of
remorse and returned $500 to the United
States treasury, and the other Bostonese
are in an agony of establishment at the
man
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

A powder magazine looks very dark and
dull until it gets fired up. Then it spreads
itself and shakes with you, If you don't get
under something.
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8 1tat Your L experienced

FROM the Philadelphia Press (Repl
mans walk is affected by a corn on his foot
and by cora Juice in ms head.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Collectors are the most disconnected peo-
pie In the world. They are always round
and trying to get square.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

Senator ingalls, is said to spend $500 a
year for postage. Collecting is per cent. in
Kansas must be pretty tough job.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12

France and Dahomey have agreed upon
peace. France has the piece.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-12
" hat Did You Doo

From the LoreH Citizen (Rep.).
Perhaps we viii not have to wait much longer
for the jail accommodate ions we need in Iow9ll
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CURRENT COMMENT.

Another Wall from MISSOURI
From the st. Louis Republic (Denl)
Train robbing in Missouri is a certain passport
to the re Iitentiary nowadays.
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CURIoUsLY ENoUaH1 none of the papers in
New York have as yet commented upon the
debut of Mrs. Pemberton- Hincks III light opera
at the Savoy theater, London. She is another
society woman who has gone over to jotn the
RANKS OF professional artists. Like all the rest
OF her class her entrance to Bohemia was by a
slow and circlitous route. One by one She
slipped her conservative perjudices and finally.
at the earnest solicitation of D'Oyly Care con.
sented to appear on Sept. before her first
audience as Giannetta in The Gondoljers
The ceverness and discretion that have dis
tlnguished Mrs. Pemberton- Hinczs' social and
semi professional career prior to this last move
governed her entree on the stage. She urged
that 1t would be best to choose the d M
season for trying her fortune. and
while all the world was out of
town she would gather practical experi.
ence without subjecting herself to critical iudp-
ment. Ever since her advent in London. three
months since, D'Oyly Carte has insisted that her
forte lay In come opera. Mrs. Hincks, who
comes OF an old and aristocratic New Orleans
family, was, until her coming to New York. n
thorough-gong society woman. She was one
OF the SET that includes the Stauffers. Slocums
BradiSh Johnsons, Shattucks, and Violetts in its
ranks. Her life was devoted to the interminahle
round or gayeties that prolongs the seasons
tnere from early October to late June. Not until
neT husband met with serious financial reverses
ulu IL occur 70 Mrs. Hincks to turn her talents
70 practical account. Her rich and Influential
trends urged her coming north, and for a speci-
he'd consideration singing the Spanish aud
creole songs that had delighted New Orleans
drawlng-rooms for several seasons How she
came and succeeded here IS we'll kn own.