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Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-03
LOVEL

A washerwoman's work has but just be-
gun when she is approaching the clothes
Yonkers Gazette.
Hard and persistent work will usually
bring success-no matter how wakeful the
baby may be.-Somerville Journal.
Pale youth Ito dusky brother r)-Wouldn't I
be q fool to fight wild you, anyhow; if gave
you black eye 1t wouldn't show!-Life.
Rapid.-In the Restaurant - "My dear
young lady, I love you. Do you love me q
little, perhapsa" eyes" "Waiter! A min-
ister at noe."-Flisgende Blatter.
"I'm no sardine," said the Maine herring,
but they put him In box all the same, with
French name on that he couldn't have pro-
nounced to save his spine.-Puck.
Popinjsy (passing store)-"Good graciousl
What is the matter with that man leaning
over the counter in therea" Blobson-"Got
counterfeit, I guess. s."-Burlington Free
Press.
A paper in Connecticut expresses surprise
over the fact that small hill in that vicinity
has entirely disappeared. 1t probably walked
off during the night. What does hill have q
foot for, anyhow'-Terre Haute Express.
Regulating the eTariff.-Thompson (after q
that these cigars were two for quartsrr
Brown (puffing joyously)-"Yes. I'm smok.
ing the twenty cent one."-American Grocer.
Asking Too Much at Present.-Agent-
"Now have q singer to recommend to You
"a wonderful beauty, 6ne appearance,
charming manner, perfectly elegantl" d.
rector-"Has she any voicsa" "Whatl You
must have that, toos'-Fliegends Blatter.
Travis-"well, De Smith. Pm bachelor
of art now" De Smith-"Boshi You never
graduated anywhere" Travis-s'I know it,
but 1 have learned to sew on buttons and
wash a lamp chimney. y."-Burlington Free
Press.
Reporter represent the Daily Rustler,
and have called to obtain your views on the
prospects for spring trade.
Disgusted merchant-Good lands! We've
had nothing but spring trade all winter
New York Weekly.
Verbally Immaculate. Stranger
IT'S there any opening for me herea" EN-
ployment Agent (contsmptuously)- )-sDon't
talk gibbsrish. Why don't you say jobp
Seedy Stranger-"Because I mean opening
Pm in the oyster usiness!"--American Gro.
Ger.
'I Jest believe their Teller is jes' as we'll of
widont eddycation. "Wall, dunno. There's
Bob Sawyer, he sent his son Bob to college
to teoun, got job in bank an he has JUS
sent Bob enough money from Canady ter pay
off all the mortgages on his farm and built
new barn."-Life.
| "Well, did you get anythingl" queriet
the big tramp Of the little tramp as the lat
ter rejoined him after calling at a house OF
Brady street. "No." "What's the reasona
''I made blunder." "Howa" "Why, tol,
the woman hadn't tasted beer in three days
and before I could change it to bread she hat
whistled for the dog and yelled to the ol,
man. ."-Detroit Free Press.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-03
His Marrow Escape.


"Mr Brodweigh," said the lovely Boston
girl, flush mounting her pale forehead and
her voice trembling slightly II will not deny
that your avowal moves me strangely.
cannot disguise the fact that my heart pleads
for you. But in matters that involve the
whole future happiness of two human beings
no step should be lightly taken. Mr.. Brod"
weigh, ''she continued, softly wiping her spec
tacles, "while should not look upon your
residence in another city as wholly insur-
mountable barrier to our union, there are
nevertheless, other things to be considered.
You are not aware, possibly, that am veg-
etariana"
care you indeedr' exclaimed the young
man, deliRhtedly. "Why SO am II Miss How
james-my own dear Emersonia, ="
"One moment, Mr.. Brodweigh. 1t may
seem trivial to you, but is, I am persuaded,
matter of vital Importance that we should
entertain the harmonious views in particulars
as we'll az generals. Pardon mo but what are
your preferences among vegetsbles!"
The young mans arms dropped to his side
again:
dicted," he replied, "are tomatoes, cabbages,
turnips, rice, rutabaRas. eggplant, ,beets, sweat
corn, peas, potatoes, lettuce, parsley, and
manRelwurzel. I also eat great deal Of oat-
meal and cracked wheat"
NotnlnS else, MT. 6rooWelgn. inquired
Miss Howjames, anxiously.
"OfA course I use all the principal
fruits, }" he said, ''I consider apples, peaches
pears, grapes, melons, cherries, currants and
berries of all kinds as really vegetables"
"You have omitted from your list nothing
that-that seems to you peculiarly and dis
tinctively brain-nouTishing and-and repre-
sentatively vegetatian in itselff'she said will
an effort.
eNothing that can think of, have mon
toned all the varieties, think, that I-bu
why this agitstion, Miss Howjamesa Are yos
i'll? Have r"
"Mr. Brodweigh," family spoke the young
lady, sin the agony Of this disappointment
the keenest that have ever felt, and who's
bitterness you, too, must share"
'sEmersonia Howjames7" he exclaimed in
thrilling voice, light breaking in upon him
"did forget to mention beansi Did omi
beanaa Why. beans, my darling, are my YER
lifel"
She fell into his outstretched arms, the
mingled their tears of ecstasy together, an
New York and Boston again communed
spirit, as they have done once in great Will
from the beginning, do occasionally even nov
and probably ever shall do at rare interval
world without end.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-03

Europe and Asia 80, 600 square miles, India
5000 and Japan 5000 square miles. Two
hundred thousand square miles besides are
in site in Mexico, Vancouver, Tasmania,
New Caledonia and South America. The
worlds output of coal in 1883, the last year
from which complete returns are in, was
455, ,52S, ,6S7 tons.
Count Julius Szapary, the new prime
minister of Hungary, is fifty-eight years of
age. He belongs to an old family of mobiles
who rendered great services during the strug-
gle with the Turks, and who have always
held high Offices in the church. the army and
the civil administration. Count Szapary
Joined the Deak party at the time of the
first compromise between Hungary and AUS
tris, and was q member of the grand COM
mission of 1867 by which the details of the
settlement were worked out. He was shortly
afterward appointed under secretary in the
ministry of public works, and from 1873 to
szlavy administration. He was minister of
finance from 1878 to 1887, and it was during
his tenure of Office that the first Hungarian
conversion was carried out, but the methods
employed were so costly and the scheme so
badly executed that Count Szapary remains
on record as the very worst finance minister
ever known in either Hungary or Austria.
He is, however, an honest, hard-workipg and
well.meaning man, with limited vision. and
exceedingly subject to external Influences.
His tenure Of Office is expected to be both
brief and inglorious.
The French chamber of deputies passed
last year a measure according premium in
the form of exemption from taxation to all
families of seven children and upwards.
When, however, the law was put into exeou-
ton, it was found that, contrary to the gen.
eral understanding, the State would not con-
sent to bear thu deficit in the revenue created
thereby. Consequently, in each community
the Inhabitants not blessed with the requi-
site number of olive branches have had to
pay all the taxes of their privileged neigh
bors, in addition to their own. In some
parts of France, such as, for instance, Brit
tany, where large families are common, the
taxpayers with less than seven children have
to submit to an increase of taxation to the
extent of fifty and even sixty per cent. The
Chamber, however, has recently declined to
repeal the measure, or even to modify It.,
until after the passage of the bill now under
discussion, which provides for the taxation
of bachelors and old maids. 1t is estimated
that the revenue to be derived from this
source will permit the diminution of the
onerous State dues that are now exacted
from the unfortunate fathers of small fami-
lies.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-03

Denver is rich place. There are In that
city thirty-one millionaires whose aggregate
wealth is s46, SOC, 900 and thirty-ave SEMI
millionaires whose wealth aggregates $17,-
500, 900, making In all $64 ,000, 900 owned by
sixty-six men.
There are things in this world AS surprising
as fish stories. EARLY in the winter Saco
(Maine) man was strollipg through Florida
orange grove and cut his initials in the peel
ing of growing orange. He is now in saoo
and last Saturday night he found that identi-
cal orange in q dozen he bought of local
dealer.
Massachusetts is in good financial condi-
ton. The auditors report shows that tho
State owes q little over $2S, 100000. But as
IN offset to this it has sinking funds to the
amount of more than $21 ,000,0 900, land in
Boston harbor which cost about $500, 900,
and s., ,0e0, 900 worth Of Fitchburg railroad
common stock. If these last two items should
be sold at the cost of the land and the par
value of the stock the resources of the State
would only be about $70,0 900 less than the
liabilities.
The Society for the Preservation of the
Irish Language prints statistics supplied by
the commissioners of national education,
showing the progress of the study of Irish
in the national schools. Irish is taught in
forty-fve national schools, and tho number
of pupils who passed hag risen from twelve
in 1881 to over five hundred In 1859. With
reference to intermediate education the
council have also to report highly satisfao-
| tory progress. The results of the recent sx-
aminations show that the number of boys
who passed in Irish amounted to 1913, while
In 1883 it was under fifty.
Generosity is sometimes seriously misun.
derstood. M. Heriot, the owner of the big
store called the Louvre, in Paris, was sent te
the insane asylum by his relations because
he insisted upon giving 81, ,000, 900, which h
could readily afford to lose, to founding ar
orphanaae for soldiers children. The loca
authorities finally ordered that he should b
removed from private asylum and PLACED
in public one, and 1t was quickly fount
that he was not insane at all. For thirteel
months treatment the private asylum doc
tors demand 81, 500, the local doctors wan
$40, 900 more, three medical students VIII
helped find him crazy $1s 500, and the keep
ers s., 900.
The world will not be without coal fo
some time to come. The supplies of th
United States are Of almost unlimited dura
tion, while China alene has 400, 900 squar
miles of coal land; Switzerland, Germany
} Bohemis, the Low Countries and Denmar
$1,000 square miles; Russia $4,000, th
island Of Formosa 10, ,O0O-some of the vein
being ninsty-six feet thickf-th rest {
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-03
"Lovo 1Enouxh."


The groom, was loving, the bfls was fair'
Her eyes met his with witchingEs
She was tender and meek as maid coS.th,ee
And she had no mere sense than babe OF
"Younster, bewarel" the old men said.
"We've tried tho pass''-but he shook his head;
n see. aeaa ooe IS quoth he
Breakfast at home. How strange and sweet!
But something was wrong with the things to eat;
Something was queer in coffee and tea
MAY, give mo kiss inste ad, )" said he.
Dinner at home-but he could not eat;
O rawish potatoes! kiln dried meat!
you've loft out the taste from the SOUP" noansd
he.
'I'll make it all right with KISS" smiled she.
Supper at home. and he could not eat;
Q bread like putty! o mush of wheat
o slimy picklesl Q tea Of tanl
Ho rose from the table a starving man.
AIack. what aleth that bridegroom now?
He stamps and roars as he knots his brow:
go home to your mother, and say from me
That love is not nearly enough ~ quoth he.
e. Turner in Good Housekeeping.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-03
4Q1sceIl eIlamenMs.
FURS AT COST! /!

Owing to the unfavorable season for Furs,
We have . large stock on hand that we are
selling at cost. The following are few Of
the bargains offered:
Seal Capes reduced from $45 to $35
Mink Capes reduced from $40 to $50
Persian Capes reduced from $50 to t21
Monkey Capes reduced from $40 to $16
Beaver Capes reduced from $25 to $16
Astrachan Capes reduced from $12 to :
French Seal Capes reduced from $40 to $3.50
5000 Seal Sacques to $185
$3.50 Seal Sacques to $12O
$125 Seal Sacques to 500
FRIEND E. BROOKS,
785 Chapel Street.
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-03
9rY 6nnt.s.

dUWG \ S[G[SUn
KID GLOVES
FOR EASTER.
Of course you will need a pair
of Kid Gloves for Easter. Our
importations are all in and we
can simply say that the styles.
colors and qualities excel any
assortment ever shown in this
city. We can fit you in a and
S button Gloves; 8, IL, 16, 20
and "a button Mousquetaires, in
Suede and Glace finish. Also the
popular Biarritz Gloves in Suede
and Glaze; prices are 48c, CSC,
7oc, $I.oo, 1.25, 1888, 1.5o,
$1.75, 400, 2.25, 2.88, $50 pair.
Novelties in Handkerchiefs
just received, at &C, sc, 12Hc,
17c and 25c each. Many of the
styles are confined to us and can
not be found in other stores.
Cloak Department.
This department is crowded
with the latest styles of Ladies,
Misses and Children's garments.
Our Special Bargains are:
Ladies Cloth Capes at SLAB
and $1.o8.
Ladies' Jersey Jackets at $2.e8,
$3.50 1898 and 500.
Ladies Cloth Jackets, revere
fronts, at 5000 and $50.
Ladies Connemaras, 5000 to
$3.50, in plain colors, Plaids
and Stripes.
Ladies Wraps at $500, 1000
and $12.5o.
Ladies' Black Silk Capes,
handsomely trimmed with deep
silk fringe, at $3.50, $50 1000.
Misses and Children's Come
maras, Peasants Gretchens,
Refers and Jackets, from $1.5o
to $Io each.
Lace Department.
Another lot just received of
those Black Russian Drapery
Nets at 25c per yard.
All Silk Drapery Nets, in
handsome designs. at 75c, ST.,
$I.25 and $50 per yard.
Novelties in Jewelry and
Dress Trimmings. Perfumeries
and Soaps, in great assortment,
at the lowest prices.
NoTIcE.-As our store will be
closed all day Friday, April 4th,
we shall hold our Bargain Sale
Thursday, April sd. You will
find something way under price
in every department. Open
Thursday evening until 9 o'clock
| HOWE & STETSON,
Hnsurance Building,
806-888 Chapel Street,
l New Haven Conn
Morning journal and courier., 1890-04-03
EDITORIAL NOTES.

Denver is rich place. There are in that
city thirty-one millionaires whose aggregate
wealth is $46, 500, 900 and thirty -ave semi
millionaires whose wealth aggregates $17,.
SOC, 900, making in all $64, ,00O, 900 owned by
sixty- ak men.
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-07-04
KANSAS pRoAlBIrloNIsrs.
An Liquor Legislation In That state Do.
clare Void.

All Liquor Legislation In That State De.
clared Void.
United States District Attorney J. W.
Ady has written an opinion on the validity
Of the Kansas p%rohibitory law which has
cast o gloom over this prohibitionists of
Ksnsas. He declares that the Law is abso.
lutely null and void, made so BY the recent
supreme court decision. He says: Tho
supreme court decides that the state laws
now in force have no application to the
subject Of liquors imported and sold in
original packages. II is not q crime now
TO make such sales within the state. Cou-
gress has no power to make any act done
In Kansas a crime under our state laws,
aud congress does not attempt to do so.
II would be . singular act Of congress that
would put into effect o license law in Min
n~esota, local option ia Pennsylvania,
and straight prohibition In Kansas.
After the Wilson bill passes, the
sale Of liquor in original packages will still
continue to be interstate commerce. The
court says interstate commerce ia free,
and tie presumption that congress and the
states intend tina, it shall be free, will con.
tinue until there is q direct act on the sub.
jsct. All state laws on that subject now
are no laws; they are dead matter. The
Wilson hill will not infuse new life into
them. Il is surprising, almost marvellous,
that the American people should have gone
on legislating on this subject fora century,
and that it was reserved for the supreme
court Of this day to render q decision
affecting SO profoundly as this does all
they have done. But neither the singu.
larity Of the doctrine nor the magnitude Of
the evils results, in any way impair Ito
validity and force as law"
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-07-04
HAD MANY HUSBANDS.

Many Nmss Married., Now Single with
Twelve Children and . Fortune.
DR.. Emma A. r. Boulton, Of Bourbon,
Ind, has had q remarkable marital expert
ence. Her maiden name was Lvop, and At
the age Of 16 years she married Nelson
Drake, who died two years later leaving
her one child, o daughter. Her second
marriage Was with Mr.. Roberts. In 1856
she married DR.. Maryatt aud removed 70
indianapolis. DR.. Maryatt died, and three
children were the result of this union.
Following DR.. Maryatt came Mr.. Ballard,
and after his death or disappearance Mrs.
Marya4t removed to Kokomo, oWhere she
married DR.. vanidin. Who was afterward
killed In . railroad wreck. Then she mar
ried Strawhacker and two more children
blessing her. In 1876 Mr.. Strawhacker re.
moved to Peru, and his wife married Will
lam Moore, and they settled in Plymouth,
where Mrs. Moore resumed the practice OF
medicine. In 1888 Mrs. Moore secured .
divorce and welded HI. Thomas, Aid fol.
lowed it MP by Q marriage to o farmer
named Cunningham in tho fall Of 1883.
She secured . divorce from Cunningham
In 1885. aud the same year married .
farmer named Spencer, with whom she
lived happily until his death in May, 1883.
She was Mr.. Spencer's ninth wife, eight
having disd. In 1880 Mrs.. Spencer
married Judge 2. d. Boultop, was divorced
and IL o single with twelve children and
fortune.
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-07-04
DR.. BRowN-sEouARD.
He Comes Again to the Front With an Inn.
proved Theory.

He Comes Again to the Front With an Inn.
proved Theory.
DR.. Brown Sequard again comes to the
fore. It will be remembered what a sen.
sation he created about ayear ago by dis
covery which he claimed was the fountain
of youth. DR.. Brown Sequard's sub
%cutaneous injection was a nine days
wonder, but nothing more. Scientists
gave his discovery the cold shoulder aud the
academy of medicine refrained from ap-
pointing q special committee to consider
the subject as it has often done in analo-
gous cases. Recently the academy Of
biology, before which Chairman Brown
Sequard read first a report on his discoy-
cry, was notified that the learned doctor
desired to acquaint them with q new de-
velopment of his system. During the
winter months, while residing in Nice, he
experimental with q septic injection
of his famous solution. Sequard
claimed that by a new treatment
there had been rapidly cured cases of
chronic intermittent fever, rooted neural.
gia, rheumatism OF insomnia, even leprosy.
lie referred particularly to the cure OBJ
tanned by a leading physician in the case of
a gentleman we'll known to him and to q
fellow member N. D., A1sonval, who cor
roborated DR.. Sequard's statement. The
new system finds no more favor with his
scientific confreres than did his first. A
large majority are more than
skeptical and speak p~iteously Of the grand
intellectual capacity which is losing, if It
has not already lost, its balance. There
are, however, some who give open and un.
restricted admiration to the aged professor
who, at the close Of a long career, when
other men are resting on their %laurels, per-
severes in labor which be believes to be
that Of science, careless OF the sneer of
sarcasm.
Among the latter stands prominently
DIR. varict. who was one Of the first Paris
physicians to experiment on other solu-
tions which sequard had SC far only tried
upon himself. Among the majority is
Prof. German Zee, whose lectures at the
Hotel Diem have placed him in the front
rank of French physicians.
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-07-04

He turned . vivid rcd, ran his hands
through his hair with desperate energy.
and began again. Dear friends and fel-
low-cit,yens, that proud bird Of liberty.
the representative Of our American free.
dom - til. American eagle Just
then an owl. probably awakened from
his MONDAY nap by this invasion Of
his domain, solemniy inquired, sWhoo,
whoo?"
The audience Uttered. and Mr.. Bum
connie turned a shade redder. MY
friends" he said again, desperately,
That representative bird. the proud
Americ n eagle---"
Say, mister. 1 guess the 'merican
eagles tlewed away" squealed n small boy
IN tho audience. after the pause had he
come Cypress We.
Tho opportnne OR inopportune remark
had completed Mir. Buncombe's embar-
rassment; aud, while the people roared
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-07-04

Now FORK Cloak Makers In . Pitiabls
Condition Without Food.
A few days ago It wal thought that the
cloakmrkers' strike was ended. Now 1000
people are starving. The men arc 90
weakened BY hunger that they stagger a.
they walk and their famished children arc
crying In vain for bread. OF the 10000
idle people, som arc barely able to live, but
others are dependent ON charity and have
lived for days on bread and water only.
Men with gaunt and haegard faces and
eyes wild from the hunger were seen by
the scores by reporters around P~ythasoras
hall. Piof. Garside, president Of the
cloak makers union. has made Q strong ap.
peal TO other organizations for aid, which
has been responded to, but there arc 90
many people without food that the money
obtained 10 only . drop in the bucket.
Prof. 0arside Vas seen and described
the condition OF things % deplorabis. sWe
only lssist the very worst cases." he said.
IT 10 the best No can do. We give. O. .
wssk for . family. Some Of the people az
living ON credit, while Others have pavned
everything they could lay their hands on.'
The Hot Springs star. (Hot Spings [Hot Springs], Dakota [Dakota Territory, i.e. S.D.]) 1886-189?, 1890-07-04
FILED ITS CERTIFICATE.
h First Mormon Church to Incorpo.
rate In Wyoming.

The First Mormon Church to Incorpo.
rate In Wyoming.
The first Mormon church to incorporate
in Wyoming or elsewhere, as far as is
known here, has filed its certificate Of 90.
ISOLATION at the Office of the territorial sec.
evanston Ward. Of the church Of
Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" Six
trustees will conduct the affairs OF the
society.
Evanston is tho home Of the corporation
and its term of existence Is given as per-
petual. Evanston ward has we'll defined
and c~ommendable objects which arc stated
as follows: For the maintenance Of re.
ligious worship to maintain, hold and
keep In repair o house OF public worship,
with o parsonage house appurtenant
thereto, to provide. hold maintain
and keep in repair o place for the
burial Of the dead; to establish and main.
tain . library aud an academy for the edu.
cation Of the youth, to promote the diffu.
sion Of useful information by other means
not herein enumerated; to provide FOR the
mutual assistance Of the menbers Of said
association in time Of sickness or necessity
and to establish and maintain . hospital
for the care Of tho sick.