The Forrest City times., 1890-10-18
HUMOROUS sruDIHa

Inc sheet of spray is hemmsd by the shore.
 Getting up woman's club-raising broom.
 People who talk dollars generally trade in pennies.
 It is the Fellowship that navigates the college course.
 Kerosene oil can--Blow up hired girls. for one thing.
 Labor conquers all things, oven ths man who tries to do it.
 Pensions to sailors would scarcely bs wreckless pensioning.
 The man who catches dozens of blue. fish is hardly blue fisherman.
 Atlas held up the world. It is not stated how much he got out of the job He-How can express my great love for youa She-Send it along as freight. If you can't marry a woman with dol lars. the next best thing is woman with sense
 The sugar trust is not interested in the suit for infringement of sand sep arator. A kiss is always matter of news. A report of one is never heard until after 1t is printed. | When lovers hang over the gate tbere 1 is a good deal to be said on both sides before they quit ! How many things there are to laugh | at in this world to the girl who has pretty teeth and dimples. Food for reflection Is mince pie and cieese. 1t keeps enc awake nights foi refccting purposes. | The difference between a suitor and an the other courts pay.
 When man finds button in his salad he will hardly take the excuse that It s part of the dressing. It is tho lawyer who asks suspension of public opinion until he has secured his fee in criminal case.
 The going out of the tied--the depart- ure of the bride and groom from the church after the ceremony.
 Cantwaite- Sir, your bill has been run ming six months.
 Do Fer-Let 1t rest. please.
 The difference iu the chicken and tho watermelon is that one must be pulled down and the other pulled up,
 When saloon keeper improves h" bar it is not for the purpose of lettins bigger "schooners" pass over it.
 To hear the college freshman talk one might be pardoned for thinking that pretty girl is the noblest work of God.
 A mans enjoyment of a melodrama is intensified by the opportunity between the acts of having mellow dram o' two.
 Your militiaman always feels happy when he gets inside his military togs- Then, if ever, comes uniform good na' ture.
 "Oh, Black is very thorough. Nc half way about him. V
 .why, unders- -ood he was an ics dealer He-The outlet is cold again. darling. Now, what would you do if scoldeo just little? She-Make it hot for you. dearest.
 Buffalo Bill has bought a residence ir Naples Po sibly he wants to live whers the lasso. roni will remind him of his life oil the plains.
 What success dii you meet with in collecting rents in the French apartment house to-dav?' "Npne. wa, met with flat refusals. Tho theory that gcoi apples cannot bs grown in tho south seems to be disproven- | Apples ten aud twelve inches in clrcumfcr~ encc are raised as far toward the equator as southern Florida
 A rich find of silver Is reported to have been made in Calhoun county, Alabama. In what appears to be a mine formerly work ed by Indians. The ore s said to assay 60 per cent of pure silver.
 Natural gas has become SO scarce at Pittsburg that many of the leading Iron works cannot run full time, and tho probability is that they will be obliged A return to the use Of coal
 "Aunt' Kizxie Hooks, of North Grifdsv Ga, recently went on a hunt for chicken thieves, though sho Is eighty-fiv years old She caught one. too. and sent him on with a bullet in his side.