Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-06-22
MONEY TALKS
The Flight of Double Eagle and It'll
Capture

capture
Won are bright, promising looking
yellow huN. Where did You come from
and " hat have you been doing?
By some strange freak of fortune
twenty dollar piece mad straNed into the
possession of a sub-editor, and il was he
editor talking Ia the auriierous Mandetef,
and trying To Interview il.
\ twenty dollar piece i very eloquent.
Much more eloquent than trade dollar,
aud vel the buzzard dollar i the biggest.
All money talks, but twenties talk great
deal the most.
/ The Twenty smiled. Twenties always
de look pleasant. aud the sub-editor was
4 ia his Interviewing mood, though u
! took him long time to get familiar with
/ the Twenty. II was 81 unusual to be IN
sucb gilt edged society. But then the
! Twenty had great deal OF good cents
and came to the editors relief They are
always a great deaf of relief when they
/ come.
We'll" said the Twenty. keep still
and II tell you all about IL. The first
thing can remember was taking mint
hip. That must have started my eircua-
ton. was apped out of The mint In
Carson city. and il made "A lasting i'm
, preston on me. sam Davis of the Carson
Appeal. was standing by at the time,
aud remarked. Here you 20 again.
= Nuu are probably going out Tor change.
, sam is always SAYING something funny.
Well. | got out as far a. Missoula Came
I uuI with some friends TO buy cattle and
T. among rs We bought hig herd and then
! retired for Il While 10 rest in a bank. but
"A Young man came along and g0t me Oul
and Ne went on Il iamburee During tn,
e evening We mel several prominent citizen
4, who came TO see "A man. but dldnt stay
long. aud things went along nicely unit
'' the Young man left the place,
e and then he treated me badly. goinl
e oh and leaving me in the pos
, session OF the ban keeper aud | laid il
the saloon Till all night and nearly chuke'
e with the smell Of had whisky and othe
lie Niliaiuuu> compounds, INT il So happene
that the ncNt daN man Who was guin
to Snokane and vino didn't want To h
loaded down with silver. came in and
was exchanged aud Went down Ia the IA
caMtai uf the falls.
'fhi, man VA, terror. lie louh me I
the variety show aud there ia the >ociet
OF some very loud Young women We had
cafuuse and / Ma finally showed oil
thu barter lor Jersey cider called Chan
payne. II vas awful. but before morn
ing ! was in the hands Of anoth,
fast Young man and he traded me oil Il
a stack of red buttons which he bel q
a green cloth and hy morning the =,
hnituns were back where the young te
low had bought them from and had
jolly talk with The buttons. but | won
tell what they said. for they told son
awful tales about some respectable cit
ken- oI spokane.
finally got into the hands Of one
those respectable citizens aud thus q
Out eft that place. and eventually in
matter OF business reached the wallet
very rich man whu doesn't care mu,
about money. - he started dow
To- the Review Office one day
give me to Henry Adams for wri
ing poetry about him. hut chang
his notion for somr cause. prohab
because be remembered that Adams "
an editor aud didn't know what | "
good for After >muthering IN that W;
lei Cor while | finally got loose aga
and Went "a here and there | was stol
once traded oil for bronco. gambl
over. gpt into he hands Of all sorts
people. mostly bad ones. aud once iell'
gave me into the hand, of a policcm
and said something about m um." I'M
Pui~er Met lellam got hold of me a
brought me all the way up here. and
. wa glad when You borrowed me fr'
him. for got awful Tired of hearing h
sing. Down Went Mctiuty."