Red Lodge picket. [volume] (Red Lodge, Mont.) 1889-1907, 1890-04-05
HAD Fun WITH isINI.
Entertaining the N"'l-Drasscd
Inutl! at q i'scr-i.,.nc:s
Cn,.rfrs.

N[SHi!iSsis
Vixen q young man who is re-
luced to q low ehb financially. l5ut
who still has lingering evidence Of
prosperity about him, steps up to
free-lunch counter to stay the erav
ings OF the inner man. h takes
chances with the ha',itHes Of tie
place. Tint is to sav. thav mas
,jibe him without regard 10 iis ten
der feelings. S;,1El 4 yolsl! wake
into an Ann street saloon :. sersia:
for the purpose stayins the paass
Of l1un5er on :; glass ut' bees and 4
i'rtei,.ncl. l!e still hal 4 pair q
kid gloves, somewhat the worse t +
Wear, and has!ley watch c!ea;., q
show 70: past grandeur. The yo.y;h
had not GOT far ;yi;h his ocpuoM4icai
repast ua.il one Of the loungcrs
said. in a general way, TO tAc
crowd:
81 tell yo, goats, Ills kinder, s&,l
an, :tAreakin when . ,nHn Ike
Mr.. Vanderbilt gifts down on Aj+
luck an has 70 hit dc frae-laac!1
wild de rest Of US
".After ail its nutiliu' more thar
might hc expected" said another.
These higi. rollers generally lites
off more ti,an they kin chew, and
when they does they stops ridin' il
their private cars an' walkin' is
good enough for EN- after that
The yoong man lnocllc,'son.
Don be TOO free wild yer obsarva-
tions, gents said a third; ''taint
10 sign that q man hasn't his mil
lions Jest because he chooses 10
tackle Il frec-lunch. See? Some
times desc mili;onaircs and h:liion-
aires does this to save time May
be de; has an appointment to meet
some capitalists wild der view OF
maxim some investments, and
don't have no time to go inter g
cativ and feel away valuable time
wild 4 manew. Ss2a?" The young
man lunchcl on.
'S>'ou bet" chimol in d ;i1ir,l.
II waz in q saloon wanst on &c
Bowry, when Il cove comes in wild
kid gloves an diamonds and
waltzed up to der lunch counter,
natural as life. lie didn't cz much
ez blow hissclf fer glass Of beer.
an der Sarcastic remarks Of c'oi
barkccp didn't have no effect OF:
him, nuthcr. We all ch'ppcd H.
an allowed desc war hard t;rnc*
fer de rich an hauty; lnt De f3!lat
ct away at der |;o;lcd tripc an sol"-
krout an paid no attention. When,
he got through, ne turned arpl1Na
to der barIcep an ordered Dc!
Peter Hridsi2k an der IIen@y Clay
!, fer der whole crowd. See? | tel
, yc, gents, he done der ting up nan
a sum, and he could afford it, too
for he was Jukc travciiin' in cog
an he hadn't slipped no cog autAer
, :>:ce?:"
The young man lunc!"l on.
Sail another: "nc>e liz chap
!, often comes in an tackles q free
! lunch jest to mingla wil It, nlsse1
an show lis labo:in, people dat de.A
doesn't consider demsclves allow
: us; an | t'ink it's right gen.@cl il
9 'ein, too
), When the young man had en-
Q tircly finished his luac'l, he NipeC
! his sloved fingers daintil; on hi
} trousers, and, passing Out Of th
/, saloon, paused on the threshold
o long enough to say:
i Mr.. barlsecper, please give thes:
= gentlemen all the beer, ch1n,pagn
and phiskey dcy can drink an
i, added in lover key-'provit'in
"a aey have the stuff to pay for j
!. ;see?'
:, He lodged out of the door, h
returned in few minutes ant
thrusting bis head in called in
loud voice:
a Il say, Mr.. Darkccp, I forgot I
,e mention the Henry CIags. DO"
e. forget the Henry Clays. See?
!, Mayor Hart, of Boston, has d.
- clinel 10 attend the public n3ectin
: :, to be held at Fancu:l Hall Oh Ma
: 81 to protest against the allcg4
= outrases il Siberia. The mays
- says he is authorized to !ook ate
Ne Boston and not Russia, and he ca!
, not, without violating his conyi'
y tons, take part i'll the proceeding
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