New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-25

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TIE TALK or TEE DAY.
A lady VINO has been travelling throygh tho wess~r
past OF North Carolina tells this interesting little n,
cident: "Ths North Carolina mountsineess see esosr
ally good Republicans; but rode past one houssholl
In my afternoons trip that certainly strkin1
exception TO tho general political complexion. Thrs
picturesquely dirty little tow.headsd brats-ths tve
younger ones wearing coppeas coiored cotton dresses
the Oldest, possibly six, simply and effectively clad n
red woen undershirt that Just escaped tho gsounl
tied M tho neck with lesther string, and having u
sleeves gracefully fastened mp BY the same means-
were playing, with all tho pretty sheconsaeness a
tiger cubs or young hyenas In front Of moro than usu
ally wrctched hut. Suddenly in tho melee the youuH
est bit the dust and bawled out cav, mako TIM.
man lemme Toner
g You Thurmani Stop pesterin' Cleveland -
sponded voice from tho hut
az haint teched im,' squeshed he Of the red shtA
ITS Hendricks!'"
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The American Protective Tariff League offers to u
members Of senior classes Of all colleges and unive
ties Of the United States series Of prizes for approved
essays on The Effect Of Protection on the Purchasing
Power Of Wages In the United states" The essays
must not be more than 5000 words In length, and
must be sent to the Office Of the League No. % West
Twenty .third-st, New York, on or before March !,
1901, accompanied BY the name and address Of Ne
writer, and certificate Of his standing by some co.,
lego officer in separate sealed envelope, marked BY
word or symbol corresponding with the signature d
the essay. Prizes Of $50, 300 and ESQ are offered
for tho best second best and third best respect
lively. And for other essays deemed especially mert-
orous the silver medal Of the League will be awarded
with honorable mention Of the authors.
First Lady.-Come, let US go and sec the play 70
night It's society drama, and everybody says trs
just lovely
Second dltto-why not 90 down to Tating 4 Bias
folds opening Of Partisan costumes Wen see Just
as much and more, and then. yOu know, We WON'T
have attention distracted by the conversation OF
First Lady.on. yes. thatn be ever 50 much nice.
than the theatre. Strange didn't think OF II myself.
-(Boston Transcript.
Some one has sent DR.. Field. Of "The Evangelist
two buckeye seeds, which he Is going to plant. This
leads "The Interior to give the Doctor some informS
ton and advice. "Cows' II says are fond OF buck.
eyes. They are to what whiskey Is to men. wha
the buckeyes cover the ground two layers deep under
the trees then DR.. Field must keep his Jerseys away
from them. He may give them half peck Of them In
the morning 'cyeopener. and another half peck In
the evening might cap'-much to their emotional
elevation-but no more. Should the cows get ct tho
buckeyes and eat themselves drunken-well, We
used to give them heroic treatments quart OF brines
pint Of sweet spirits Of ntre half gallon OF sage tea
and we had surgical instrument, OF which We forgos
the name-a lance In a nat tin tube-w1th which to
draw the gas from the stomach BY perforating from
the side. We suppose the cows had headache on
Arooo +bair hur
pay any attention to that"
CAPE COD IDYL -
Within the parlor sat the pair
Just after tea.
He occupied the rocking chair.
The sofa sha
The light upon the mantel burned
With cheerful glow: .,,..
Tho lover was not one who turned
The lamp down low.
He sat aud unused; with furtive glanos
The maiden eyed
The silent, bashful youth askance
And softly sighed.
At length she spoke while to her brow
"pd feel relieved II were nov
As big as you"
aYou would not look 50 sweet" said h.
"But tell me why
You'd feel relieved II You could b
AS big as l."
Because I'm weak" she made reply;
"ShOuld You insist
On kissing ME, I'm sure that
Could not resist
-(Yarmouthport Item.
ale Francais,' a monthly review Of French gram.
mar and literature, is now published under a new
management. The September number has been ed
tied by Messrs. Bertz, OF the BerIfz schooi Oh La
guaces who are the new propretOrs OF the maya
zine ale Francois. will he Of great assistance TO the
students OF the French inasmuch as particular atten'
tion will be given to department OF grammar where
the fo ms construction and pronunciation OF the frecn
language will be treated. The present number con-
tans in addition, well chosen extracts from modem
French writer's.
Mrs. Fangle-How do you like your rev maid, Nh
S0h. she'd DO all right she wore not 20 o0d'-
refined
In what way'' ... .,s,,v
"she never breaks ANYTHING but tho most oosW
Dresden china st. Joseph News
The saloon is the Tammany workers church n
1, there he first learns to prey-on the community.
planned to the head master that on the previous even
Ing he had seen one Of the top.form boys niru1s
smoke 10 the occupants of said form In severe terms
on the improperly OF such conduct, ana wound up
his haransue by saying tat oS o. nrt hn, iuysd
him into his private room at TIE clSse OF ino
head master when six crestfallen topform boys pro
sented themselves at the private interview-(Humor
istische Batter.
The Browning craze has almost died out In Boston.
In fact poetry longer the fad In that city, "ha
goes now Is intense vivid and pulsating prose. 70
yeang gmpses Of tragedy and passion, Without now
ever any suggestion OF uncleanness or eroticism.
What would some nineteenth century young Isdies
do without mammal Two elderly ladies' ana ono
Younger one were q cable car at the )mcuon yes
terdaS said one Of the elderly ladies TO the younger
a., 49,. ~-,.. r,.,p
awin You walk up to the store with mel ,,,1,,
"But i've been walking this morning, iahRu'o az
replied the gir Then. turning TO the other !aay sly
asked Mamma, am too tired to walk 70 tho '''''
with auntyis y 1.., c,.r
DAVID A. wELLSs CURIOUS PLEA
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