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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
THE MINsTRELs.
WHY THE MoNEY FLIES.
The dollar has upon one side
An eagle In its grace.
And on the other fair In youth
A woman's pretty face;
So such q combination tells
To every thoughtful eve

womans pretty face;
So such q combination tells
To every thoughtful eye,
Between the two IL is not strange
They make the money hy.
-Pitssburg Dispatch
This internal dust nuisance must damage
You a great deal" he said to the grocer A. be
dodged into the door to let great cloud roll BY.
"oh, no sir. Anything added 10 maplssugar,
prunes. evaporsted app les etc., il paid for BY
the public at 10 much per pound / am no,
doing any kicking ~ Detroit Free Press
Satisfactorily Explained-shoe Dealer-I un-
derstand, Sir, that you said was thief and
robber want An explanstion- Blobbs
(suavelyl-Sir, you are entirely mistaken What
said was that you sold shoes so cheap that ron
are almost freebooter-Light
First Sweet Girl-Just think The Gear OF Rus
STA has a throne that cost more than 100000
Second Sweet Girl-Reallyf Why. that il not
much for throne. ny uncle paid SIos 0oo for
his seat in the Senate.
Nj Goo1enoueh-I have 50 much trouble with
the pronunciation Of my name; il is propeyiy
pronounced Good-no. you know. She tshylyl-
Yes. but II is Gocd-enoush for me.-Wsst shore.
What kind OF . memory have your Bad.
very bad" "fn what particularly IL remem-
hers things that were better forgotten CAT.
ca1o Tsaes.
Brigg-Tompkins IL engaged 10 a widow. I
hear. Brasgs-Yes. that's Just like him. He Ia
too lazy to do any OF the counting Haa.c
Express.
Motto Of the Science Heslen-where there's q
will there's way. OF the Old school-where
there's pill there's pay Tsrre Haute Express.
IL Is the same with q man a. IL Ia with his
house, you win fad ell sorts Of useless things
IA toe upper story.-Atchtssa Globe
clergymea may not amount 70 much a car
pcnters, bnf they make the best joiners In the
worid.-RoeAestsr Pcst Express.
When = young man 10 running down in health
he should wind up some Of his had habits
Nsas Orleans PScaEaa<.
Teacher-whieh teeth does man get Last,
Johnny Knowttail-The false ones OF cour,e
Tssas SutisgS
Here's to the boo;elack. He improves the
shining hours ~ shining oursN Duasvals
Erec-E
How long Was Besrson's speech II don't
know. I cicns have my sas Easse; with me- -
LIE.
strawberries are II bottom prices with the Dor
bottoms away rp>-Ss~ ovlscss Psecyua<
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

The 81 Louis Globe. Democrat thinks that II the
Republicans Of the country were called upon to
designate the most popular man in the party ct
the present time, Speaker Reed would get it By
large majority. Hswley and Chandler are
pretty level-headed men. And how about
Hlnine9
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
Costly Public Buildings.

Massachusetts, has appropriated &. 10000 for
IN annex to her state house Let her not be
disappointed II IL costs so or IS cents more than
that New York's capital was to cost s. 100000
The bills already paid are slightly In excess Of
that figure. aggregating over SIS. ooo. o0o Public
buildings come high. but We must have them.
We trust that the Bay State will see to 1t that
no papier msche gets into the ceilings of the
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
Laura c. Holloway Married.

The marriage II announced OF Mn. laura c.
Holloway. OF Brooklyn, the well-known writer,
20 Colonel Ed. l. Loriord. secretary OF the
Brooklyn d Brighton Beach railway. Mrs Hoi-
ioway has written much for the newspapers and
magazines. and has published some bookA She
il president OF the seidle society, and is denti-
fed with several OF the womens clubs Of this
city ana BROOKLYN.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
The Amepde Honorable.
New York sun

Reporter lmistaking the English interpreter
Of the japanese en-, nassy for a Japi-l on speak
remarkably good English for Japanese.
Englishman (indignaatlyl-S;r. am no Jap.
am al Eaglishman born aud bred.
Reporter (absshed l--Um-er-Yes. yes.
know. meant to say you speak remarkably
good English for an Engiixhman-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

Referring 70 the Democratic on.cu against
what they are pleased to call the shelf of Mon
tans," old Sam HauseF, one OF the Democratic
big four of that state 10 quoted - telling the
whole story In this epigrammatic style: WELL
our folks stole the thing all right enough. but
the other fellows knocked n down and took it
away from us."
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

The time for holding the Hbr AIRY meeting has
been changed from Friday to Saturday even
ing. Il IL believed this win be more conven.
lent for many who wish 10 attend Judge
Buske, Col Haines ana Others have been in
vited to SPEAK. and IL Is hoped to have large
attendance.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

In Buenos Ayres, . few months ago, gold
commanded premium Of 2sa The report that
an Knsiish syndicate IL about TO buy one Of the
government roads, and TINS throw . large
amount Of gold into the country. has reduced
the premium to 10. but there are stiu daily AUG
tussions that have demoralizing influence on
trads. Currency fluctuations are very demon
ali
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

San Francisco Examiner,

tALl
Youn Medical Studenf-A Bosl on younG man
can shIfs his hear, from his left 10 his light
side
Pert Young Miss-Thats nothing young
man not thousand miles from here has passed
ais heart around 10 every girl In town.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
L. Ii an Infirmity Of Genius:


Mr.. CievelAna's ccntrol OF his temper never
was marked. bat "a be gross in yeArs his fn-
trinity appears 20 be emphasized II Mr.. cisye-
lard we're net 80 .reuGsrshiy exofsssieal he
wcalt Re . ro-e pleasant pesson-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

IRE rr~pcgtsoas wasea tAe railroad syenspors
ssg1oz euszseas nas assAlaes iz The Cais~s exAsex
sse tae extses - watch IL Is Increasing - a.
tested ~ sas report 81 rsssns osssrs sor ssssrA;
Cars rhe Fxaasysxansa lsaes ues. II Psttsssrg
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
He Could Make Il ..Mirhsy,, Intsrsss,nr

Baltimore American.
bismarck 10 % write book. Il IL hoped that
his eEeuies viii not be ~ successful in sur
pressing IL IS he was in sEpprexs.ng the memoirs
OF Emperor Fre1egick
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
The Usnai Question.


what did hubby DO while his WHEY was
away" asked the dear creature on her return
II play ed solitaire nearly every evening" be
replied. sbeepasaiy.
.'who WISH WIS the next query, in . tone
OF dee SUSPICION.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

The Bureaa Of Statistics reports IN excess Of
$50 900 in imports over exports for the hrsf
three months Of the calendar rear. which .
four times the excess fer the same months Of
last year. For the nine months OF the fiscal
year the excess Of imports il slizooo.ooe about
three times the excess Of the same period Of the
Lass nscal year This can hardly be called .
bed showing
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

81 Loats Eicoe- Democrat
III we are ever - asve commercial reciprocity
VITA the sogth America nations we M nss show
Q clsrcsss<on TO grant well as 70 so.ieas sayors
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
The Punning Poet
Car g-arasseo Ex.-sra~

San Francisco Examiner.
Oh, Way did the strawberry .sm
And make The brc31 roli on he eoogs
On. WAY did she Old nigi dana
Aud TIE crocus right ~ our DOOR
On. why did the lemon drop
And the c-on crib in the barn.
oa. why Cid tae ssee: rslk sop
And the fxa hook near The fayus
zee sasrash - re pass
Az covsJp IN The ns3
zee tas quicksilver rrn 10 glass
Al ne cannon h4lTs dull sha1
Is . isaskin 20 . hatserinx rAms
Answer rne thai. then, II yoa can.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

IL has been made sbtzssively public that
Henry wsfse,sou. while on tour for the deliv-
eery Of his lecture ON "Money and Mofais," Ina
proved m Oh night by dropping H. 800 In poker
game To which sonipy interference with pri-
vsss aAliu . cruel exchange adds thu: this &C.
co1nfs for the money" but il anxious to know
how about the morals" As Henry il wool
dyed Demncras. the question ID superduOuA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
The Question /. Highly Premature.

kSIs1t lIsSE1es
Nsen they sss all the rascsls turned ou: cf
Tsmlaay hal. What do yoa suppose the hal
vii DC used fer
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

Pullrssr reservations nzzA.e for a.. t,osasa East
via the Nartkcrz Pacific railroad. tae yeasseassa
ssesrex and tfrfnx~eax line A. Ch1Aerx city
taxkes sg~rf -ls seeo1d street. Boston hsork, r.
Toaksz. depot lekes sxsnI Seattle
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

r. - sid thss . strong syrdaeate b being
formed % eonvers Utah's grsst saas lake into .
sszr0 q great wealth. The salt sods and
oshex substances which il holds In sol1tian ere.
is u claimed. capable OF being made worth
EdIiions Of dollars by the application At chem
iszry and suitable Dlants- Glaa<nakinx. the
nsnufaeture Of soap and the extraction Of
agents for use IN man ipuiating gold and siiver
ores ere In co usem plsficn.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
Our Trade Win J.r.a

Nearly one-aalf q The exports Of .spaa are
ssipE<5 20 lbs ccuas-y
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

rAkAsoTa Sun UMBRELLAS
Oar ess los asrssed- Nevei styles 70 selecs
fzoH- AAens<r GseAxy.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06
THE CHARITY SALE
Saturday, Nay IL, 1890,

Saturday. Nay IL, 1890,
Given by Hyams, Pauson & Co, for
the benefit Of the LADIES AID
SOCIETY, the ORPHANS HOME
and the DAY NURSERY. The two
first mentioned to receive Two THIRDS
and the latter ONE-THIRD Of the
entire profits arising from this sale.
This should be great success, as
the proceeds viii be devoted to a good
cause.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-05-06

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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
Remarkable Rescue.

Mrs. Michael Curtain. Piainfeld, ILL.,.
makes the statement that she caught cold,
which settled on her lungs, she was trea-
ted for a month by her family physician,
but grew worse. lie told her she was q
hopeless victim of consumption and that
no medicine could cure her. Her drug
gist suggested DR.. Kings New discovery
Tor Consumption; she bought bottle and
to her delight found herself identified from
first dose She continued its use and af-
ter taking ten bottles, found herself sound
and well, now does her own housework
and is as well as she ever was-Free trial
bottles of this Great Discovery at G. M
Creamer's Drug store, large bottles Soc.
and LOO.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
LIppincott's Magazine,

LIppincotts Magazine,
With its varied and excellent contents
is library in itself.
1t was indeed happy thought to print
an entire novel in each number.
Not short novelette,, but long story
such as you used to yet in book form
and pay from 81 to $3.50 for.
Not only that, but with each number
you get an abundance Of other contribu-
ions, which gives you good magazine
besides the novel.
1t does not follow in old beaten paths
Which is an easy task-but is perpetually
discovering new and pleasant ones, and
following them, too.
The ringing blows which have been
struck on the gateway of popular favor,
have resounded throughout the entire
lard, and to-day Lippincott's Magazine
stands IN the front rank of monthly publ
cations, and it is the most widely-read-
and.talked-of publication Of its kind in
The world. For full particulars, address
LIrPINcorr's MAGAZINE, Philadelphia. So
per yer, % cents single number.
The publisher Of this paper will receive
your subscriptions.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
Wherever NJ alaria Exists,

The bilious ale its certain p ey. In iutermit.
tent aud remittei fever, dumb ague and ague
cake, The liver is always seriously affected, and
the blood contaminated with bile. Ono of the
chief reasons why HoStetters stomach Bitters is
such sure defense against chills aud fever and
every form of malarial disease, is that it does
away with liability to The disease by reforming
lit, GA ari' OF the hillary O,rHu III ad alICe OF
the ar ival OF the Sc son when the disease is
r.valent. There is no finer terrifying pr, ara
IT, foX those about visit or ,migrating to b
locality where the miasma IA mt exist. There
Isl certain immunity from disease in an ell.
demic or epidemic form, to be secured by the
Use of the cage tonics aud anti spasmudics
But where quinlne fails the Bitters ,cc eds
beth III p evening AMI curing. Moreover, It re
c nstipation, rheumatism inactivity of the kiu-
neys ana bladder, and tlanquilizes and strength
ems the ner> Gus SYST m.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
Happy HOOsiers.

VIM. Timmons, Postmaster OF Ievile,
Ind, writes: Electric Bltters has done
more for me than all other medicines
combined, for that had feeling arisr {
from Kidney and Liver trouble" John
Leslie, farmer and stockman, Of same
place, says: Find Electric Bitters to be
the best Kidney aud Liver medicine, made
de me feel like n new man" J. W. Gard
ner, hardware merchant, same town says
Electric Bltters is just the thing for a man
who ID all run down aud don't care whe.
ther he lives or dies; he found new
strength, good appetite and ielt just like
he had new lease on life. Ouiy SOC.
bottle, at G M. Creamer's. Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

MONTEZUMA LODGE, No. l, A. r. d A.
N. Meets on the first Monday of each month.
SANTA FE CHAPTER, No. l, r. A.
Masons. Meets on the second Monday OF each
month.
Knights Templar. Meets on the fourth Monday
Of each month.
No. /, l4th degree A. A. s. R. Meets On the third
Monday OF each month.
AZTI.AN LODGE, No. 8, !. o. o. y.
HeeB every Friday night.
SANTA FEE LODGE, No. 2 K of P. Meets
hrst and third Wednesdays.
GEKMANIA LODGE, No. s, K. OF p.
Meets I'd and 4th Tuesdays.
NEW MEXICO DIVISION, No. /, Uniform
Rank K. of T. Meets first Wednesday In each
month.
CATHOLIC KNIGHTS OF AMERICA.
Meets second Thursday in the month.
SANTA FEE LODGE, NO 1857, u. o. o. o. +.
Meets first and third Thursdays.
GOLDEN LODGE, No. 8, A. o. q. W.
Meets every second and fourth Wednesdays.
CARLETON POST, No. ., u. A. H., meets
first anc third Wednesdays Of each month, at
theiI hall, south side of tine plaza.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
Briggs-Say, old man, what are you
doing for that cold?
Griggs-Coughing.
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once; it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit
tie cherub awakes as bright as button"
1t is very pleasant to taste. 1t soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels, and
liz the best KIN own remedy for diarrhea,
v neither arising from teetning or other
C uses. Twenty-fve'cents hottie.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
Spinal Weakness.

Henry J. Gallagher, 81 FRINGE Street
n. Y, writes:
"Having been troubled with pairs in
back and chest during the Winter was
compelled to remain at home unable to
attend to business, until was advised
by friend to try one of Allcock's Porous
Plasters, After applying one to my
chest and one to my back, IN three hours
| found relief which had not got in over
three months. | cheerlulIy recommend
them to persons having spinal weakness
and lung trouble.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
Notice for Publication.

TTTp-pTHpt1UH NO. Z0O5.J
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M
May II, 1890.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his inten
ton to make final proof in support of hie
claim, and that said proof will be made
before the register or receiver at Santa
Fe, N. NJ, on July 3, 1890, viz: Jose Do
lores Martinez, for the n1a nwI, M
ne ID sec. %, tip. IA n, r. II g.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land, viz: Manuei
Martinez Y Gutierrez, Juan Manuel Angel,
Manuel Martinez y Garcia and Patriotic
Marcia, all of Santa Fe, SantaiFe county,
y. Nj.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17

Perhaps you are run down, can't eat,
can't sleep, can't think, can't do anything
to your satisfaction, and you wonder what
ails you. You should heed the warning,
you are taking the first step into nervous
prostratlon. You need nerve tonic and
in Electric Bitters you will find the exact
remedy for restoring your nervous system
to its normal, healthy condition. Sur
prising results follow the use of this great
tonic and Alternative. Your appetite re-
turns, good digestion is restored, and the
liver and kidneys resume healthy action.
Try bottle. Price soc, at G. M. Cream
er's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
Guard Against tho strike,

And always have bottle Of Acker's En-.
glish Remedy in the house. You can not
tell how soon Group may strike your little
one, or cough or cold may fasten itself
upon you. One dose is preventive and
a few doses positive cure. All throat
and lung troubles yield to its treatment.
sample bottle is given you free and the
emedy guaranteed by A. G. Ireland, IT,,
drufeist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17

Another child killed by the use Of
opiate. giving in the form of soothing
syrup. Why mothers give their children
such deadly poison is surprising when
they can relieve the child OF its peculiar
troubles by using Acker's Baby Soether.
1t contains no opium or morphine. Sold
by A. c. Ireland. ir.. druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17

Confirm our statement wnen We say that
Acker's English Remedy is in every way
superior to any and all other preparations
for the throat and lungs. In whooping
cough and Group it is magic and relieves
at once. We offer you sample bottle
free. Remember, this remedy is sold on
a positive guaranteed by A. G. ireland, jr.,
druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
A Safe Investment

Is one which is guaranteed to bring You
satisfactory results, or in case of failure Il
return OF purchase price. On this safe
plan you can buy from our advertised
druggist bottle of DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery for Consumption. 1t is gusran-
teed to bring relief in every case, when
used for any affection of throat, lungs o,
chest, such Us consumption, inflammation
of lungs, bronchitis, asthma, whoopinp
cough, Group, etc. 1t is pleasant and
agreeable to taste. perfectly safe and can
always be depended upon. Trial bottles
free at G. NJ. Creamer's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17

We desire to say to our citizens, that
for years We have been selling DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, Dr.
Kings New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica
Salve and Electric Bitters, and have never
handled remedies that sell as well, or that
have given such universal satisfaction.
We do not hesitate to guarantee them
every time, and We stand ready to refund
the purchase price, if satisfactory results
DO not follow their use. These remed es
have won their great popularity purely on
their merits. G. M. Dreamer, druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. Ii
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price Is cents per
box, For sale by G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-06-17
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

METHODIST EPIsctIA CHURCH.--LoTer
San Francisco st. &c. p. Fry, Pas
tor, residence next the church.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. st. Rev.
George Il. Smith, Pastor, residence Clar-
endon Gardens.
CHURCH OF THE HeLY FAITH (Epis-
copaD. Upper Palace Avenue. Rev.
Edward w. Meany, B. A. (Oxon), resi-
dence Cathedral st.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.--Near the
University.