The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-11-13
sUNFLowER SKINNER.

With some Jews, nothing succeeds like
failures.
1t was scarcely a personal rebuke to
Emile Firman.
The State Agricultural college never be
fore represented so little
The first Democratic congressman from
Kansas was John X. Goodwin.
Very properly, the corn raisers are going
to see to the reigning themselves.
Jay Gould has sheltered himself in Dan
! Anthony's bosom, by trying to wreck
Johnny Wanamaker
| Senator Ingalls, has not given up the
/ race for his old seat, and if he had, he
would not leave Kansas.
| 1t is possible that calling the late cleo
ton landslide" is giving undue credit
to the Democratic party.
1t is plain enough to see now that those
! corn-fed fires last winter warmed many an
Alliance caucus into life.
There are only four lawyers in the next
'hOuse." 1t is not often that Truth gets
on its feet so forcibly in Kansas.
In the way of throwing cold water on
the farmers political aspirations, one Of
them has invented sun-bonnet.
The ''funnel-shaped cloud" in Kansas
you hear about, is nothing more than a
shock of corn turned upside down.
There are one or two men in Kansas who
would refuse Ingalls, place in the senate
on the principle that comparisons are
odious."
Most of the Alliance in Kansas would
feel far happier if they were not conscious
of the fact that they have pleased Dan
VOORHEES,.
Somebody must have kissed it. This is
the only explanation apparent why Har-
rison kelley's mascot, his vote against the
Mckinley bill, didn't work.
p. p. Elder once called the attention of
the Duke Alexis to the motto of Kansas:
Them words is Latin" 1t will make
him speaker in the next house.
Our young world fair commissioners are
probably wondering why they are not
being complimented for their diplomacy
In keeping out of the last campaign.
1t is not likely that the Republican
State Central committee will be very
pressing in their demands on President
Harrison to open the Cherokee strip.
Jerry Simpson carried the Seventh dis
trict and thinks he can carry the United
States. 1t is a feeling for humanity per-
haps that alone keeps Atlas from throw
ing up his job.
Noble Prentis has a long article in the
Star on Pictures in Boston" Prentis is
never demagogic. He knows the average
farmer reader, who is looking tor Alliance
notes. will darn his pictures"
1t is said that ). c. Shoemaker, the blind
editor of Wetmore died of broken heart
on account of scandalous publication in
a Kansas City paper about one very near
to him. Some wretch read the article to
him, and from that moment he began to
despond, and was dead in three days. The
loss of any of the five senses is said to
sharpen SenSitivenesS.
New York Star: The approaching de-
feat of Senator Ingalls, for reelection to
the senate is likely to result in his becom- /
ing a resident of this city. l called upon
the senator just before he left Washington
to arrange with him about writing an ar
tlcle for a newspaper. He told me that if
ever he should leave the senate he intended /
to turn his attention to literature and /
said there was great deal more money in /
that profession thanin being a senator. He /
also said that his duties as senator made it |
impossible to prosecute literary pursuits. /
He then had an order for 10000 words from
different magazines, but he was unable to
fill the order. The senator also remarked /
that New York was the proper place for a /
person engaged in literature.