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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-07
RAILROADS.
From Pittsbura Union ststioa.
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SOUTHWEST SYSTEM ROUTE.
Leave for G9einns mat and g. L0uif DS R R
Wheeling: i:iS !; n: Is;ds. SIG ?: q. s.eHH5s9;
$3.50 As, 4:55 p. m. Bulger, 1910 a. m. Burgettss
town, 9 niS5 a. m. SIS p. m. Mansfield. 7ila,
io:f p. m. McDonaids. d AIS. I0;45 D. m, i0iO6
p m. -
m, s;oS, q SIS p. m pen9ison. $50 :; p. stea.
benville, sos p m. Wheeling, 2:lo, s;S a. m.
so SS %ssRne5Sn 3 III s g s 5S O % no. nos
2:s4 s;25p, m. Mansfield, $50 5:5$ $50, Il.ao :;
M. H;!5 S55. 1880 and ) SEQ p. m; Bulger. lisa
p. m. McDonalds. 6:S5 q m, $500 p. IN.
NORTHWEST sYsTEM-FTw WAYNE RoUTE-
h srespt 5os GelGanq sstHTaag 3 1S D. rGedo @ zig
m, l2:2o 100, and except Saturday LED m;
p M aSd fs1 ao M oieTsa Hs r. S. Try: New
Castle and Youngstown, 7:2O a: m: H:M S:Sp.
& Tie Srs sSS snd hs ESQ t1 p 70 Mead
,. E. m. A0S %hssfins s'G snd Ssare Bel s:io n I'LL;
s $40 a, M: Leetsdale, $3.50 a. m.
DEPART FROM ALLEGHENT-Rocheste $50 s-
lis m g:g0 iso, As, 5:s s:ls 7:s6 800 p M Con:
Falls i; 50 10 p. ' m. LeetsdaIe. $50 p. m
TRAINS AKRIvE U mon station from Chicago, ex.
95o Toledo except Monday Non i az ss5 1
NJ; 5;S5 and SO p D. m; Srestine aa1d c p s1 mi'
l0,l5 p. m; Miles and Youngstown, $50 p. m;
Cleveland d $3.50 q. m, 220, ZOO D. M; Wheeling
and BeIlaire, 800 a. m, 2.20 700 p. Erie and
Ashtabnla, i:25 10:15 D. m; Alliance 1880 q. m;
Niles and jamestown, s:I0 q. M; Beaver Falls
7:sO a. m; Rock Point S:25 p. m; LeetsdAle.
10:40 D. m.
ARRIVE ALLEGHENY. from Enon, 500 a m:
Conway 8. 4Oa m Rochester, g. 4Oa. M Beaver Falls,
s5S s5S Is i1G no. iO E. T. i tfss'das i sss g 90
D. m. Fair oaks, = 8. So a. M; Beaver Falls.
r. SOp. M; Leetsdale, sOS .. m; Rock Point
d. daily; s, Sunday only; other trains. exceps
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A 1OO.Barrel We'll,

MoNToUR-Miller & McElhern No. /
got sand yesterday afternoon and started
flowing from first pay. 1t was drilled about
three feet further to-day. The well is flow
ing every 20 minutes and will be good for
100 barrels from first pay. Should the sec
ond pay show up The we'll will be good
one. This we'll will show quite an extern
sion Of the field to the east. Five rigs were
located to-day near her.
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PEOPLE SHOD!

This is the record of the first half of Great Special
One Weeks Shoe Sale
An average number of thousand people per day
spending to advertisement
One thousand pleased shoebuyers leaving establish
ment daily
Truyhis exceeds sangune expectations
We expected to be busy but were fairly overwhelmed
with trade and indications are worth anything the next
three days will witness greater rush.
Our preparations to serve every patron promptly
complete corps of statesmen having been strongly re-
inforced.
This without doubt the best and greatest chance of
lifetime buy sod durable shoes big saving of money
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Though Totally DESTROYED

again by the potent aid Of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters. which renews the processes of diges-
tion and assimilation, thus furnishing the sys-
tenn with the elements OF yigor, the ground
work of functional regularity. Fever and ague
constipation, liver and kidney troubles rheum-
stism, are overcome by this superb regulator,
tonic and appetizer
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An Extra Servant.

Walkers Wax Soap is equal to an extra
servant in the house. It costs no more than
common soaps, and goes twice as far, and by
using it you save a servants expense.
Ask your grocer for Walkers Wax Soap.
au2, ,13, ,14,15
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The wildwood Wells.

n w1LDwooD-Grifith & Co., No. 2,
whitesell, is still holding up to 60 barrels
per hour. Greenlee & Forst, No. 1, Rolls
house, is making 20 barrels per hour. They
have sold half interest in the RoIshouse
farm to Mckinney Bros. Of Titusville.
81. NoC,
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TENNlE JUNE-THE BRIGHT AND
81 popular little lady who writes under the
writer and for years President Of the Sorosis
Society. is q most delightful entertainer In
conversation recently as to the preparation of
a nice dinner or tea. she said: much depends
upon the materials one uses. l use 'Thepure'
Baking Powder and find 1t excellent. 1t makes
light and delicious biscuit and cake that 'melts'
in everybody's mouth" Here Is q valuable
hint for all wives and housekeepers.
,,A
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A BcnHrr Cnunfr Well.

NOOK TowNsHIP-Campbell & Hunt,
in Moon township, will soon complete q
new well. They are drilling in the shale
Just above the sand. and expect to hit the
sand tomorrow. This is regarded as an ex-
detrimental venture,
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nresses nnd GoWns

In order to dispose of the balance of oul
stock of dresses and gowns, previous to the
arrival of fall styles. we have made a lib.
eral reduction in price.
PARCELS & JONES,
29 Fifth ave.
Ladies' Suit Parlor,
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Can Find Nothing Better.

No substitute for pure beer for a health
full summer drink has yet been found. 2.
Wainwright & Co.'s beer has attained the
highest popularity here. Families can be
supplied direct by sending q postal card, or
order by telephone 5525.
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MoouIight Excursiou

On the steamer Mayfower, Thursday even
ing, August z, 1890. Boat leaves foot Of
Wood street at P. M, returning at IL P. III.
Fare for round trip, including dancing,
25 cents.
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For gentlemen; light weight and easy on
the feet; selling at S. this month only.
CAIN & WERNER, Fifth and Market.
TTE
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A CHANCE for the gentlemen: Over
1000 pairs gents fine shoes selling at S.;
reduced from IS, 81 so and S6; this month
only. CAIN & WERNER, Fifth and Market
st. TTF
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G. A. r.
Excursion TO Boston.

Baltimore and Ohio Railroad will sell ex-
cursion tickets on August 8, 9, 10 and IL, at
rate SIS so all rail, and S14 30 via boat
from New York.
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NEW ADvERTIsEmENTs.
ABROTHER AND SISTER
THE DANGEROUS CONDITION or Mr..
AND MISS EHRHARDT.

How They Were Rescued by the catarrh
Specialists at 323 Penn Avenue.
Miss Emma Ehrhardt well-known young
lady who lives at 73 Sedgwick street, ALLIE
gheny, has for years been great sufferer from
catarrh.
Her throat seemed to be always filed with
phlcgm and she was almost constantly hawking
and splitting. Her throat became very sore and
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-07

A CHANCE for the gentlemen: Over
1000 pairs gents fine shoes selling at s.;
reduced from IS, 81 30 and S6; this month
only. CAIN & WERNER, Fifth and Market
st. TTF
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REFRIGERAToRs and ice chests at about
one-hah their value, to close stock. Come
soon and get bargain.
TT HOPPER Bros. & Co., 3O7 Wood st.
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REFRIGERAToRs and ice chests at about
one-half their value, 70 close stock. Come
soon and get bargain.
TT HoPPER BROS. q Co., so7 Wood 1t
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A CHANCE for the gentlemen: Over
LOCO pairs gents fine shoes selling at S5;
reduced from IS, 81 80 and $6; this month
only. CAIN & WERNER, Fifth and Market
St TIT
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The Finest I'm the World.

The most delightful dainty ever discovered
is Marvin's new coffee sponge cake, just the
thing for quiet little luncheon or picnic.
TTSSu
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b. q b.

Extraordinary - black goods. 5o-inch
pure fine woul serge, 75c; worth 81. See II
it isn't. BoGGs & BUHL.
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MoRE d 50 black silk warp csshmeres
(Henristtas) to-day, and at 81 yard.
Jos. HORNE Il Co.'S
Penn Avenue Storex
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Operations in the Eureka Field.

EUREKA-Barnsdsl & Moore completed
12-barrel well on the Hammet farm Mon
day, and Boyle & Barnsdall finished an
other of the same caliber Tuesday on the
Colbert property. The McCalmont Oil
Company are drilling well on the Boyd
farm, four miles southwest from Euraka
and so rods west of the old horseneck shall
low developments away back in the sixties.
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August Shoe Sale.

Secure pair Of outing shoes cheap. Cain
& Werner closing out their entire stock oi
these goods Fifth and Market st. TTF
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BLACK surah silks, 50c yard, the great
est value ever offered at the price; a few
pieces only. HUGUs & HACKE.
TTSSu
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FIGURED India silks, 85c quality at 45c 9
yard. A few patterns only.
TTSSu HUGUs & HACKE.
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Cannon sense Shoea

For gentlemen; light weight and easy on
the feet; selling at $5 this month only
GAIN g WERNER, Fifth and Market.
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For gentlemen; light weight and easy on
the feet; selling at s. this month only.
CAIN & WERNER, Fifth and Market
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-07

PLATT's Chlorides as disinfectant is recon-
mended as just what every family needs.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-08-07

DITTsBURG AND LAKE ERIE RAILROAD
Il COMPANY. Schedule in enect Nay u
1880. Central time. DEPART-For Cleveland,
ass $500 a. M, sI:35 42u. -9:45 p. m. For Gin
cinnati, Chicago and st. Louis. I;S3 '9:5 p. m.
For Buffalo, 500 a. M, - s;io m: Eor
Salamanca, 500 q. m, '4:D, g:4S p. m. For
youngstown and New Castle, 4:55, 500 10:15 n.
M, T:35 4:2G '9:I5 p. m. For Beaver Fails,
4:5t, i:SS 500 lO:l5 !. m, l:S, a:s9 '4:0 5:2G
-s:55 7:3O 7:4O sos. 300 1o;l4 u:S3 a, m, l2:29
1S:4O fi2: i4o s;2O $3.50 f4:25 I4:3 5:O5 62 $500
hRRiyE-From Cleveland, SIS a. m, 'I2.3a
5.45 s7.45 D, M From Cincinnati, Chicago and Sc
ioGIs 6:a5a m 'I250, T:45 p m. From Buffalo. 'e:a
a m $3.50 $50 p. m. From Salamanca, 'l2:31
E.Sn m From Youngstown and New Castle,
ss.2S se:35 A. M, '2:30 5:45, 7:45 $50 D. m From
Beaver Falls 5:25, '6:25 7'20 -si35 a. m, 'I2:S9
i.S0 5;4S r:45. $50 D. m.
p g. Y. trains for Mansfield. ass, 7,4o a. m.
$40 $50 p. m. For Essen and Beechmont ASS
7:4O q. m, 3:1o p. m.
P, c. & Y. trains from Mansfield. s;T7. 7.l2,
I1:90 a. m, 5;45 p. m. From Beeehmont 7;l2,
p, NICK. &Y. r. R.-DEPARr-For New Ha-
ven, $3.50. 17:30 q. m, 800 p m. For West New
ton, $50, 1880, s:35 a. m, HS:Oo, 5:25 D. m.
ARuvE-From New Haven, $3.50 q. m, T4.H
5:l5 p. m. From West Newton, Sis, $50 q. m,
For Mckeesport Elizabeth, Monongahela City
and Belle Vernon, s:S9 I7;S1 1I:2o .. M, 1SOQ
From Belle Vernon. Monon eahela City. Eliza
beth and Mckeesport 7:5Q. 1S;50 .. M, 12:3a. 500
'Dafiy. Tsundays only.
City Ticket Once. $50 Smithheld Street.
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FELL WITH THE ELEVATOR,

An Injured Brewery Employe Brings Suit
for $50, 900 Damages.
Carl Huff yesterday entered suit against the
Eberhardt & Ober Brewing Company for So.
000 damages Huff was employed by the brew.
ing company. On November q, 1885, he was
going up on an elevator in their building in
Allegheny, when it broke and he fell with it to
the basement, a distance of so feet. Both his
thighs were broken, and he was permanently
disabled, lying in the hospital for nine months.
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AT $40 each, French robes, cream colored.
silk embroidered, for evening and seaside
wear. $40 was original price.
TTssu HUGUs q HACKE
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RAILROAOS.


DENNsYLVANIA RAILROAD AND
L after June 9. 1890. trains leave Union
SLatlons flttSnurg, IS IouoWs EASTERN 5tanoaro
Time,
MAIN LINE EASTWARD.
New York and Chicago Limited of Pullman Yes
tibule daily at 7:15 a. m.
Atlantic Express daily for the East, $50 q. m.
Mail train, daily, except Sunday, $50 a, m. sum
Gay, mail S:4o a; m.
Day express daily at 500 q. m
Mall express daily at 800 D. m
Philadeiphia express daily at 4:so D. m.
Eastern express daily at 7:l5 D, m,
Fast Line daily at S,io p. m.
GreensburQ EXPRESS 5;fO n m week davs
Derry express II 100 a, m. week days.
All through trains connect at Jersey City with
boats or stBrookIyn knnexf, for Brooklyn N "
avoiding double ferriage and Journey through N
Y. City.
Cresson and Ebensburp specfal 2:55 n M Sat-
urdays only.
Trains arrive at Union Station as follows:
st. Louis. Chicago and Cincinnati Express.
daily. ................... 2Ooa. m
Mail Train, daily ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS s:l0p. m.
Western Express daily. ..................7 745 a. m.
Pacific Express daily ly..,.,,,,,,,,I2:45p m.
Chicago Limited Express daiIy y.,. $50 D. IN.
Fast Line daily Observation-Disclosures. :55p D. IN.
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The Nations Bank for Savings, Of ALE,

Has removed to its new banking house, No.
ITO Federal st. Will pay interest on time
deposits and lend money on mortgages.
Business hours A. N. to P. NJ; on Sat-
urdays 9 A. M. to 6 P. NJ. Accounts So
icited. IT'S
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ALLE6 HENY VALLEY RAILROAD
"a Trains leave Union station Eastern Stand-
Ex., daily. $3.50 a. M; Kittanning Ac., 800 q.
m; Hutton Ac., 1910 a. m; Valley Camp
press, las p. m; Hutton Ac., 300 D. m.
Kittanning Ac., 3:55 p. M: Valley Camp Ex., 455
$50 p. NJ: Hutton Ac., 7;5O p. m; Buffalo Ex.,
daily. s:45 .. m.; Hutton Ac., 9:45 D. m: Brae-
burn Ac., u;30 D. m. Church trains-Braeburn,
l2:40 p. m. and $50 D. m. Pullman Parlor Buffet
Car on day trains, and Pullman sleeping Car on
night trains between Pittsburg. Lake Chautau-
.AGt. ;DANlD MCOARGO, Gen. Supt
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cANNiBAL AND MISSIONARY.

A cannibal lived on a cannibal Isle,
And was thinner than thin could he:
His legs were as lean AS The tail 0f n raj,
His head ratified round In his number 1--WE hat,
And he left no mark on the sand where he sat.
%, "A woful sight was he!
30 he WAS
A dismal sight was he.
Now, there came TO this island from over the
main
Alaudable missionaire:
His weight was three hundred and fortythree
pounds,
His pannch and his jowls and his tonsure were
And he left a mark when he sat ON the ground
Just w and u half feet by three,
so he did
Just woand n half feet by three.
But the moral I'm trying to teach In my song,
You soon will be able TO see,
For the Christian proved docile and teachable
quite;
liz earned from the heather the thing that was
right,
And one sunday morning, as soon AS twas light,
He ate mp the cannibalee?
Yes, he did
He ate up the cannibalee.
Harvard LdmIssm.
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TWO CLEVER TROUT.

Tenderness Of Their Family Relations and
Their Remarkable Dental knowledge.
From the New York sun.
"No more fer me, by hockey exclaimed
Jep Marcy the ~side-partner of Joe Mcftay,
the boss bear-killer. as he came in from
Rouzer's run and tossed his fish-rod on
the ground in disgust. 'No more troutin'
fer me! Tn han't no uset. The trout in
oil Rouzer has got too smart fer me, an
wen ! go out 10 hev lem git the best o. me
ag'in it'll he arter this year.
nd been fishin' all the mornin' an
ketched nothin' but a few th't was so lit
tie th't | was ashamed TO look 'em in the
face wen l took EN- of the hook. though
] seen enough oil busters 10 nh a sheep
wagon. Bimeby ] sneaked up To a
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THE c MARKET.

These Quotations Are Revised and Cor
recsed Every Day.
Sugar Granulated, per 100, G 500; light
brown, $500; pulveriked II 4 A.. New York, si3.-
30; loaf, $3.50; maple per pound. 2c.
Cofee. Market strong; green Rio, isdelc;
Mocha, 5Id+oc; roasted Rio and Costa Riea, 219
SIC; roasted Carbaio. SIZE; roasted Mocha and
Java, 5000; Arbuckle's, SIC.
Teasc,Japan, asG50c; English Breakfast, soc6
si:oc; @cStsi.~; extra Young hy-
Pickles Eastern-s gal, s2.so; 5 gal, $50; 10
Pctatoes-si.75 per cwt.
Cabbage-fer cwt, s3.O.
Eggs-fer case, $500.
Butter-Per n, 3Sftt0c.
Cheese-Per n, 2Oft25.
Fruits Dried apples, per Sn packages, 7sct
Salt Lake, Ice; apricots, eec; evaporated ditto,
25c; blackbcrries, Use; raspberries, BE.
California fruits. s5.0016.J per case.
3-n Standard Tomatoes, S3.25.
2-n standard corn, $500.
2-D Standard peas, $50; seconds, ss.75.
I'm String and Lima beans, s2.s5.
Dried Beans-Nayy. 5000 per 100 n; Lima,
Wheat No. I, per 100 n, s2.0e.
Corn-Cracked, per 100 n, si.55.
Bran-fer 100 n, $50; bran and shorts pei
Flour Per 100 n, Pillsbury,s best, s,.5o; og
Corn meal-Per 100 n, $50.
Cat meal-Per 100 n, $50.
Lard -l0di2c.
Fresh Meais-Pork. i6c; beef, sGooc; lamb
quarters, '5cgSi.0o; mutton, 5GJi5c.
salt i0tl1c; bacon, i5c; corned
beef, loc; pork, lie; sausage, l2tsdlbc.
Coal ton, hard, $500; SOFT, sa.G.
Wood.Per cord, st.50.
Hay-Per ton, s2s.U.
Straw Per ton, si2.S.
Oats-Per cwt. s2.Ud.
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"But | am a woman still in the same
quiet tones.
was s~peechless with establishment.
"Oh, pray believe me. Iam' indeed
She paused. did believe her. I won
dered had not noticed her more care
fully before.
"Come nos, you will aid me?"
promised to. looked i'm every place
in my room,b but could not Ind n penny.
Then ! was about to go down and see my
mother, when heard strange
from below. l had just time To close.
lock and bolt my door, when somebody
in a strange voice demanded admittance,
in the name of the law. | looked around
nj my visitor, and he-that Is. she-was
scribbline something with e lead pencil
"You are TO read that" she observed,as
she closed the book. 'Good-bye!' As
the door was burst open | heard her
crashing through the elm in our yard, a
great tree whose branches reached To my
windows.
drawers before they withdrew.
/ sat smoking, with the copy OF Burns
i'm my hand, until they had gone; then i
read what she had written:
~ have taken your watch u chain. i
shall return them. But nov l need the
money.
The years rolled by; but she never was
recaptured. She disappeared. On Sun.
day, at midnight, March II, 1857, l went
to bed. II was raining softly. Ii was a
q warm rain. II seemed as il spring had
come again. l heard the rain patter among
the branches of the old elm. and was
lulled to sleep by il. | remember wax:
ing with a start, just as | had dosed
off to the borderland Of sleep, and
wondering why / had never heard from
the hunted woman, or from my watch,
Then, as / heard the wind howl around
the block, l screwed myself selflshly up
into the blankets, and crossed the Dor
der.
In the morning. when ! looked ont, the
world was clothed in white-and my dear
old elm tree was gone. L hurriedly
dressed, and went down To the yard. The
elm was lying across several fences, ant
standing In the hollow at the base of II
was a skeleton, with its elbow in n crotch
It's bony hand and arm extended, and
around its fieshless fingers a chain, from
which dangled my weather-stained watch
-Ihaffer.
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hole whar I esety alluz git a FOUNDER or
two. an peeped over. I seen two slam
min oil mossbacks layin' In thar an
l laid low an began to fish for 'em.
] trailed my flies over that hole, this way
an that way, a shiverin' an a tremblin.
of 'em the beet i knowed how, an IL
there's anybody In these Piny Woods
th't knows now any better'n | do I'd like
TO see him but 'twa'nt no use. The lit
tlest n o. 'em trout must ha' weighed
two poun'. an l wanted 'em bad, but
neither one Of 'em didn't pay no more at
had been wooden fish, held down by
sinkers. l was hid ahind n big elm tree.
an list peeped round IL enough SOS | KID
see the fish. Bimeby ! see both on 'em
put their heads together. They talked
awhile an I waited. Kin fish talk ?Wall,
wunst. m III hain't no sewin' society th't
ever gabbled tht kin hold the
butt end of a taller candle 10 'em
fer postin' one another en- to watts
goin' on. An they don't only talk. They
sw'ar. Didn't ye never notice what a cat
him in the boat? Jist listen some time,
an II yc don't hear yourself called names
an IL We don't git some lessons In cuss
words, then / don't know wet my name
is!
swell, them two big trout they gifts
their heads together. Nd see 'em dis.
cussin' the matter and kinder thort ] KID
hearth oil man-they was man and wife,
sartin-I kinder thort | KID hear the oil
man say To his wife:
"'See here, Mag, I'm gnmmed IL | han't
gettin' tired o. SEEM them bugs scootin'
about on the ceilin'."
$50 be L. says the oil woman
'"Ivea big notion, Mag says the oil
man, "to just sock mn gums onter one OF
'em list to give 'em a hint that wen we
want comply well send out our keerds.'
THAT'S wat | imagined j heerd them
trout sayin', but whuther they did or not all
on a student the oil man trout shot up Ia
the top % the water. whar i were jiggerin'
my flies fer all they was wuth, an ! thort
sure he was my meat. He grabbed n o.
the flies, an fore l knowed witch end ]
was on, my head or my heels, he jumped
clean ounten the water, ketched my line
jist whar il jined the leader, an chawed IL
off ez slick es il IL had ben shipped with
a pair o. scissors. Then he went back "a
the bottom, carryin' all o. my six fies an
the eight foot o. leader that cost me 50,
The nook o. the fly the oil trout took was
fast i'm his upper jaw. But did that hurt
his feelin's much? Not To no alarmin' ex'
tent il didn't! He sailed over to his oil
woman. Topped over on his back, an SHE
list went To work with her teeth an TOOK
that hook outen b oil mans jaw ez cas-,
m scientific ez III she'd ben born AN
bred a dentist!
$50 thar!' concluded Jep. THAT.
wat the trout i'm oil Rouzer has educated
themselves up to-. Anybody kin buy ilie'
an leaders an go an feed ZEN TO then
trout ez long cz he mi TO. But no NOR,
for me, 10y hokeyr
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-06-29
Defacing a Counterfeit nili.

happened To be i'm the United States
sub-treasury on Wall street the other day,
says a New York Star g~ossipper, and was
rather amused at a little incident ! wit
messed. A gentleman entered, and APP
preaching one of the clerks, handed him
a SO bill and asked IL il were counterfeit.
The clerk took IL. went away and In a few
minutes returned and handles out the bill
without n Odd Gu across its face with
a die was the word counterfeit" The
rage of the owner M no bounds.
"Tonfolnd your he shouted, ~ didn't
ask you To destroy the bill. ] simply asked
you To tell me IL il were counterfeit. It's
worthless now"
at never was of any value" mildly re-
sponded the clerk, and the rule of the de-
partment is that all bills offered in this
before returning them to the party pre-
senting them.'
"Now that remarked the examiner "a
me, sis an almost daily occurrence. A
man gets a counterfeit bill passed on him
and, being i'm doubt, he comes in here Ia
ask about il, and il is destroyed for him
He il naturally indignant, as doubtless hs
gave value for il and would like To nave
chance Ia pass IL Oft on some one else
But the law il imperative on us and w
must destroy all such bills under enaliy
IL thai man had taken his bill to a banh
II would ave been returned to him q. X
but he made the mistake of bringing i
here. The national banks are supposed
Ia deface counterfeits as well as the treas
ury. They seldom do il. however-per
haps not one case out Of 100. They are
afraid of insulting n customer"