New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-23
TIE Talk or THE DAY.


has measured Heaven, and who has found out tia
there VIII be room enough in 1t for the entire in
hdDitant>, thrnughon. all time, of a hundred worlds
like this. For a Boston man. this is very handsome
But then lie probably doesn't expect % meet all these
people in ms set.
An gntimelv End.-Thc folo&ing obituary notice
on postal card tells the story Of journalistic birth
and death:
DIED.
ansen b% sNnsn s oG a w october 49, rdas ao
escape the enOminy Of bee on.ng hOatin. alOmina
non upon the rising tide of debt. II chose with bar
D0dkih tD make It's own end while yet II could pay
for its own burial
The sand, OF the shore will drift Ger lis grave.
Ht no stencil from Its will float the wave
Editor - Press: Dear sir-:icccpt our thanks for
Your courtesy in exchrn:inc with ar little Budget
ana allow II, 10 express the hope that MY
know the Humiliation Of pulling down yomr oihce sign.
Respectfully SNow ~ wIIIrsoN.
-(philadelphia Press.
An English correspondent of Thu Congregatio nalist'
tells the following story about Benjamin. Tllet: the
young English labor leader VINO has recently to
the 'front.' and who. by the way. i, COngregaionalst
" lie was speaking to an immense crowd Of working
men. many Of them socialists. when he began to
talk about his Divine Master. lie spoke OF what the
Man of Nazareth said when lie was upon the earth:
he told them what the Nan of Nazareth did when He
dwclt among men and he added what he believed tho
Man Of Nazareth would do to workingmen and dock
laborrrS were lie here to-day. lie grew more and
more earnes 5 he spoke Of the righteousness and
sympathy and un>clfshness and love Of the Man OF
Nazareth. At last socialist cried ont: Let's give
three cheers for thai Man OF Nazareth! He Is the
best of whom We have ever heardr And I'm.
medla,cy Thousands OF hats and caps uplhed,
and thousands voices Joined in ringing cheers for the
Man Of Nazareth 20 the world moves {"
Intelligent Compositor-That new reporter spelh
Foreman-Yes, he's fresh make 'er right and dumpr
in here; want 10 20 10 press in just three minutes
And hat fln lie road uh fha
was ls!l@d The verdict Of the coroners jury Va,
that the deceased came 10 his death from the effects OF
Sun>liot wound in the victuals '-(Wmteside Herald
The AIstro Hungarian Gazette is doing good work
for the antiTammany ticket II is the official organ
OF over 400 Hungarian organizations In this
and other cities, with total membership OF about
$4,000, and also Of the Al,tro-lungaran Consulsies
in the United states.
Dollle Smuggling quite close to his watch ehaanl-
What have YOU In that locket2
Cholic-A postage stamp.
DOllie-t;0o>!e. What postage stamp
Ch0Be-The one on your last love letter. 90
tachcd it carefully. II touched your moist red hps
Dollie-Yon dreadful fellow! I'm so sorry
Chollie-sorry Why
poll,r-I;ecail,e mOl,tened that stamp by pressing
IL on Fido'> DEAR damp nose.-tlfttsburg bulletin
One OF the clerks OF Pay Inspector G. A. Lyon. IL
charge Of the Navy Pay Office at ian Francisco. Is
Col mel Antonio Francisco Gomez He /, Parsee. and
wien in India his name was RustumIee COnjee. HIS
ancest RS erected Of the most magnificent palaces
of ancient India.
"Do you allow your husband to carry night'keyf
said a severe looking woman Ia Mr.. McIndley.
oh law, no." replied that lady :" | never think OF
such a thing Half the time he'd catch his death NJ
shutters once twcc. and come down and let him
in. "-(WashingtOn Post
The summer resort hotel clerk Is beginning to fnd
his speech after the past seasons campaign. ma
if Won will let him tell the story, he is muclabu'ed
individual For instance says one OF them, the
clerk schedules getting up at I o'clock "ch'
M G boy hammers on his door and says lady wants
70 see him at once down in the Office: can't walt
a minute and nobody else will do. Up jumps the
clerk and falls down to the ground floor 10 find the
occupant of suite 4, for example. laying for hm'
Good morning. madame, says the clerk. Dear! How
Won have KEEP: me waiting" she replies. very sorry
says the clerk Wishing in his soul that ne haa heps
her half an hoar. Then she begins again: i intend
to spend the day in town. and got up early to SEQ
IL you thought the 10 O'Clock train was better than
the 10 20 What do you Think He's Just gov
TO grit his teeth and smile and say that the 10 train
Is faster by two minutes but that he thinks she woua
find less cnders In and better views from the 10 ~
Then she'll thank him and take the IL :56 tran.'
Tho Member From tian-" Papa inquired oon
grrssmans little daughter over trehch e>,oh "n"'
II tho French for a battle horse =,
A war horse you mean. don't your
81 guess 80. papa u, 49,, IT,. ...t
COT course YOU do daughter The French ior MAJ hs
WHISPERS with prldrfal dgnlty and went on with ms
newspaper. -(Washington STAR.