The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-22
BRIGHT BITS.

A YOUNG BACHELOR is an odd fellow aud some
woman IS always trying to get even with him.
Washington hdtcitet,
A BosToN CHILD. becoming impatient at its
mothers delay ia hearing is evening prayers,
exclaimed: Come, mamma, Dod's -waitin'."
Lo1ceH Mail. 49, ~.
''MUGG1Ns, how many more times are YOU 60
ing to deal? Seems TO me it's my turn"
Juggins, do you see that sign? This is the
Ideal Whist Club. Chicago Tribune.
HE-No sensible gif7 viii ever accept wild
overs proposal.
She-Why, pray?
He-Because man who can't profit by ex-
perience Is certainly fooL-Munseu's Weekly.
FIRST SUMNER GIRL just returned from a
long, lonesome season at. the summer and
autumn rcsoru1s-O, how delightful the city Isl
Second Sumner Girl-Perfecty heavenly
Broadway is just black with men.-NelC York
Weekly.
NATURE, says scappleton, never makes
'oh, don't know. about that; look at the
dude
Yes; but she didn't waste any brains on
him. "-WdShington psf.
TRAvERs-Can get off two hours, sir, to buy
hat?
Head of Firm-Two hours? For gracious
sakel What do YOU want so much time for?
Travers-11alt hour to buy the hat and
the rest to establish my credit.-Ciothier and
| FtGrnisher.
| FARMERS WITE-Couldnt you sell the pota-
| toes, Hiram?
Farmer-Naw; the grocers said they want
good for nothin'.
Farmers Wife-Wel wouldn't ha' brought
| EN- home when you owe the editor 81 for his
| paper.-Jitdge.
land YOU mean to say that your train crossed
| the cha m where the bridge al burned without
| being VT tcSed? Remarkable! What kept it
| from going DOWN"
las good luck would have it, just at that mo-
uTnC hall hU froit, ..NlNE,
Chicago Post.
AUTHOR Director, may ask as to what
| the committee think of my drama? 1t is per
| haps accepted.
The three members of the reading com
mlttee wer of the opinion that one of the three
| acts ought to be struck out. but each wanted to
cut out different one. "-Fliegende Blatter
DO YOU KNOW she said, that clock reminds
me of yon every time l look at it. Do you no.
| tlce anything peculiar about it,"
Why, no; l really can't say thet do" he
replied. as he drew nearer, Except that it
| doesn't GO" Then he got red in the face and
| in few moments vanished Washington Post
DOES your cyclopedy tell anything about the
| toothacee?''
81 think so. mum; it touches on all useful in
formation. We haven't published the 7 volume
| yet
well, you can put me down for a t volume.
| an II it goes ahead of our almanick on tooth
| ache cures I'll take the whole set. -hunseu's
| Weekly.
Rev. Mr. JoNEs-Sister White, it grieved me
| las Sunday ter see you at church in deep
mournin', an at de same time er wearin' waller
| strings on yer bonnet. Dat amt zactly de way
| ter mourn. sister.
Sister Whte-Brudder Jones, l wears dem
! yaller ribbons in memory ob my los dubbed one
who wuz er bright mulatter befo' ne up an
died.-Tcrds SUtin0s
| EMPLOYMENT AGENT-Th' top o. tn mornin'
| I We, Biddy Maloney Oive found place fur
| ye. Go to the strate an number We foind on
| this card.
| Domestic-Sure it's a noice neighborhood.
| Oi'll go.
| Agent-Wait a minute. Biddv. Take off that
| French cap. It's not a French maid but an
American CURL they wants.-Neto York TVeekiu