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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
WINDOWS BAD SCHEME.

IL may he taken for granted that con-
gress will not waste time i'm talking
about MIR. Windows disquisition on
silver. The secretary got too far away
from the republican platform. Occa-
siOnally some eastern newspaper puts
i'm u word for Window and his scheme.
not presuming tn comprehend it. of
course. bat assuming that il is what
Mr.. Harrison and the Secretary have
agreed upon and that, therefore. il
ought to go. Practically. however,
Window il without u following. The
simple plan that inds favor is tn in
crease the monthly purchases of silver
and issue certificates again the same.
Talking to II reporter the other day,
Senator Teller sketched western senti-
ment in u few husiness-like sentences
which are u complete statement of the
situation: "Windom's scheme" he said.
docs not deserve consideration at all,
as "a measure that can command any
degree of support i'm either branch of
congress. 1t is wrong in principle to
begin with, because it would make sill
yer n commodity for speculation like
petroleum, or wheat, or corn. With the
power given to the secretary of the
treasury to buy or sell bullion at will,
no matter whether he bought or sold or
did nothing. or whether he was dishon
est or not, il would be a source OF per
petuaI scandal. 1t would open the
doors for fraud and speculation. and he
would be charged with it all. Besides.
are in favor of elevating silver instead.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
z AND

An instance of Browning's Kindness OF
heart II told ian the AthenoeeM. A young
girl WAS la write an explanation Of "Pros-
picc." Not satisfied with her essay, she
v~enturesi tn send il tn Mr.. Browning, to
whom shc was an entire and he
took the trouble tn make sunGlry cOrrec-
tions and additions, winding up with :
''Tliere. my dear young lady, ! have done
may suffice. AFectionately yours. Robert
Browning.
When Senator Ingalls, gocs tn New York
he Is u marked man. The papers have
made his face familiar tai the public, but
hc IL not always recognized until he takes
oft his hat. Then IA unusual and bulky
formation of his head attracts attention,
and thu parting of the hair stamps the
senator at once. He IN amiability itself
as "a rule, when on - visit, and when he
stops tn talk i'm the corridors Of the hotel
there IL usually AN Interested group of
listeners about taking i'm the display of
verbal of which the Kansas
senator is such a proficient master.
The marriage of George Augustus Sala,
the London journalist, will make il inlpos-
sible for him tn keep up n mode of living
which has long been the cause of IA good
deal of transportation to London editors.
Ii has been Mr.. Sala's custom for years
To keep his residence Am absolute secret.
He has never permitted even his most i'm
innate friends to know where he lived.
His Hail went to the office or
tai the club, and whenever he had % biR
piece OF work OH hand which required his
steady attention he would disappear absn-
Iutcly from view.
Emile Zola. tile French novelist, who
wants tai b, elected tn the vacant chair of
the French academy, has had II hard time
electionecring. The first visit he paid in
Paris I'm the interests of his ambition was
to aswell-known poet. While waiting In
the ant,-roo,n Zola heard the poets wife
say to th. servant: "Antoiue, see that this
fellow does not stick up indecent bills i'm
the ante-room." After leaving the salon
he heard the same voice remark: "He is
not as had as ! thought him; he did not
spit OH the carpet.' lola has become
saddcr and wiser since he began to hustle
for a chair among lie immortals.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
Gossip Abou. Mark Twain.

Prom the New York star.
saw Mark Twain and Elsie Leslie
walking down Broadway the other after
noon, and they attracted II great deal of
attention. Since the production of his
piece, THE Prince and the Pauper,'' at
the broadway ~thcater, Twain has been a.
very happy man. As he told an audience
n few nights ago, il has been his great OBJ
ject To have tine book dramatized. met
him at an uptown hotel and i never
knew him tn Inc i'm "a happier mood. save
on ouc occasion, that was Mt Newport one
summer several years ago. He had n very
gay time and a very gay bathing suit. He
caused n sensation that season 10y his
bathing suit. II was the most
affair probably ever seen at "A watering
place. Joseph's coat of many colors
could not with IL. The author
had his wife and little boy with him that
season, and the bringing mp of his son
The boy was a fmlI-bloodcd little chap. high
spirited and prone to pranks. His father
believed i'm severe treatment whcn occa-
sion required. but the lads mother would
never listen to- II. The amthor and his
wife had many animated talks over their
son. but il was no use-Nark was not al
lowed to administer punishment of any
sort tn his offspring.
One morning ! met him ON the hotel pi.
azza. promenadinG up and down and
laughing as though his heart would break.
.sWhat is the matter" 1 askesl
40. O" he said i'm his quaint way, ''shc
has gone and done it,"
Then he laughed louder than ever. He
told me that his wife had arisen that
morning and discovered that her son had
taken a dress and, after tearing into
shreds, had utilized il as q kitetail.
"And for the first time in his life that
boy of minc.' said he, ''was given n
that ever saw n boy get"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
"iss,b' lnger~0l1 and the President.

From the Washington Post.
A group of lawyers were sitting around
the clerks Office of the Supreme court "a
few days ago. listening tn Bob Ingcrsoll
tell stories. ~ scc," said he, ''that the
president says he does not expect tai
please every al that there are 10 appli-
rants for each Office, and that, as he can
appoint only one of them, he is sure tn
make 10 cnemic with each appointment.
man he does appoint. I told him SO the
long and keep men hung up until they are
tired and sore with waiting. Tie had APP
pointed a man whom 1 had recommended
long bcfOr tn II certain office. ] had al
most forgotten the matter, when one day
the maj cam" In. and slap
:Do you know that ID SUCKER
shows what kind of u friend the president
makes in the man he does appoint. 1 told
Harrison the STORY and said that the man
believed that he was not appointed be-
cause the president wanted to do SO, hut
because he could not help himself. Har~
rison jumped mp quick and said: Ginger
soil. who was that man."
Bob, sby saying: MIR. President, you
have appointed about 1.ooo men;
you find OUT" -.
.sHarrison's selection at Chicago" said
newly married couple who .auarrcled
about what they should have for dinner
The next day. The husband swors, he'd
have terrapin and the wife vowed she
wanted duck. The quarrel got hot and
they finally compromised ON cabbage.
That" said the colonel. pointing scorn-
fully in the direction of the white house.
''is cabbage"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

The fact that one of the gentlemen who
wants to succeed the late Judge Kelley
i'm congress made u fortune out of light
ming rods, leads n clever writer
to remark that he must he IA strong pro-
tcctionist. Mr.. Kelley was i'm the. habit Of
carrying his district by about ten thous-
and majority. hut there will bc n warm
contest over the succession. Three big
WOODEN factories i'm Philadelphia have
failed since the day of Mr.. Kellcy's death,
and, during last year. more than 40 car
pet and WOODEN establishments i'm and
about that city went tn the wall; so that
the protection cry may not now he as
potent in the district az ID used Ia be,
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
1T HAS SPACE FoR HIM.

Whatever else happens. Mr.. lIauser.
Of Helena, can always assure his rela-
tives that. month i'm and month ont. he
is sure To get just about so-and-so
many columns of space on the editorial
page of the Butte Inter Mountain.
That newspaper carries Mr.. ~IIauser rs
u sort of under study. His movements.
his and his relations to eur
rent politics are themes over which the
Inter Monntain loves to linger.
IL has always been h STANDARDS
opinion that our Butte contemporary
makes quite too much of the Helena
magnate. or course he is u man of
prominence. He is rich. he has bust
Eess relations that give him influence,
he worked very persistently and very
loyalty for the Gees of the demo-
cratic ticket last year. lie hoped to be
elected United States senator and he
had y right to entertain ambition i'm
that direction. They say that he sulked
wheh defeat overlook him, but hat is
mot passing strange Thomas Jefferson
saiked. SO did Henry Clay and William
III. Seward and Charles Sumner and
Thomas &. Power, and Roscoe Conk-
ling, and General Warren's business
partners newspaper. just n little. and
Bismarck and Senator Edmunds-in
fact the list might easily he heightened
of those who have sulked.
Blu the story is current among Mon
tana republicans that Governor Hau-
eer's disappointment worked itself ont
i'm an intensely practical form. Every
body i'm n state understood long ago
that the presence of Colonel Sanders in
the federal senate would be thoroughly
agreeable to Mr.. Hauser, assuming
himself to be barred. The reason for
this is clear; both gentlemen are in
Intimate relations with the Northern
PnciGc railroad, and it is an open Sec
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

Stories of persons climbing "A tree and
saving the limb Off on which they sat,
have been told with more or less fire.
quency and truth. but now comes intelli-
GcIIcc of an act of John Tribhcy of Salem,
Ia, which puts the man up and down n
tree to shame and confusion. Mr.. Trib-
hey was building a large ice chest, and
got so much i'm earnest about il that he
nailed himself in. AMI couldn't get out
without external assistance. Still lac isn't
fine first man who got himself into "a box.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

In "a Hood at C~olcrainc, Mass. last week,
"a big oak log s~acrilsgiously crashed
through the Baptist church, and going
straight for the baptisrnai font, wrought
its total destruction. Evidently the log
vented the disappointment it experienced
upon finding that il had not. as Il
supposed, got i'm ont of the wet.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

The angry fight over the worlds fair
in the New York Legislature was put
squarely into politics N kept there.
The state was thrown by u single man.
Mr.. Platt had his way from first to last.
lie controlled the republican assembly
which has its brilliant presiding officer
i'm Speaker Hustled who acted in har-
mony with the wishes of Mr.. Plat. II
rs not &c many years ago hat this same
gentleman became widely known rs
'.Step Ladder" Hustled. lie il VAS
who. when h Conkling-Pla sena-
torial contest was ut its height. pceped
through the transOm over the door in
the Delavan house at Albany in order
to he an y witness to the social inf
deity of Mr.. Plat m "a tale-bearer
respecting the trouble IN scandal i'm
which that gentleman then became in
volved. All the same Mr.. Plat has
use for Speaker Hustled now-and the
speaker is willing. 1t was easy for Mr..
Hustled To throw things rs he wanted
10. Probably he is the most skilled
parliamentarian on the continent.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
WEDNESDAY,. FEBRUARY Ia. -

The charming young horse thief.
Miss Louie Sherden. has been convicted
at Rock Island. ILL.,, of n crimes laid
at her door: but she looked so young.
dainty and fascinating that the jury
did not have il in their hearts to give
her more than one year i'm Joliet. There
is room for profound speculation as to
what would have been her fate had she
bean caught and tried by the gallant
vigilantes of Montana. 1t is doubtful
whether that stern prosecutor, Colonel
Sanders, would hav had h iron cour
age Tn urge the infiiction of punishment
any more sever than "a gentle spank
ing.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

4 san Francisco paper is i'm receipt of
advices from China tn the effect that .sihc
altar of heaven, which was destroyed by
fire. cannot he rebuilt AT once. and a mat
shed will be- erected To take its place pro
tem., in order that the emperor may offer
sacrifices i'm the early part OF next n,doh."
Ii looks AZ though there. Is going to- he n
little blootlshed within the mat shed.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

The story that the manufacturers of
sosla-watcr fountains are forming "A trust
is confirmed in New York. but we predict
that the outcome will he "a fizzlc.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
Some Political Contrasts.

From the New York World.
II has been said that President Harrison
has made Mr.. Hays shine out somewhat
more brilliantly upon the pages of history
by contrast. DUST him how Spcaks r
Reed, 10y the same process, is lifting poor
old keifer into the realm of rcspecta-
bility.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
Mt. Arc Nn L.ongcr a Curto-it,

His Are No Longer ~ Curiosity.
From the Nonkers Statesman.
Il. Il. Barnum claims to own, among
other musical curiositics. the biggest Tyre
ever made. We trust this is no reflection
ON his gcutIemanly advertising agent.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
Sometimes n Happens.

From the Kansas CITY Times.
Miss Sarah Phelps Stokes, daughter of
a wealthy banker of New York. and Baron
Hail<clt of Germany were married i'm New
York Tuesday. The queer thing about the
match is that the groom not only ia "a
baron. but he is also immensely wealthy.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

The carnival at New Orleans is in full
blast. The prize ring was also i'm full
swing there Monday night. and the evil
dencc il clear that Jack Kilrain was not
Res.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
W.. Can Now R.sIuc.

We Can New Reduce Dur SurpIu-.
From the Omaha World Herald.
The American hog il now to he freely
admitted into Mexico. This will he cheer
ing news for some people.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

You may he I'm it will 20 pass. and
you may also be- sure that whatever
legislation i'm reference to silver In en-
acted by congress will he in the direc-
ton Of it's fuller demonstration and
more extensive coinage"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
And Mr.. Connell of Ruttc is

From the Albany Argus.
New England merchants are beginning
to organize to secure Legislative protec-
ton against the "nrc'' and s~.bankrupt
sale" companies that tour that section.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

Bali i~nritdfons aud society printing ere
cufsd in an artistic manner at the "Staad-
ard 7" office.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
"a New Version.

In New Version.
From the Utica Observer.
Plat seems To think that only those who
wear his collar deserve the Fair.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

The virtuous and patriotic Ingalls,
should ooh into this. n cOlored pastor
of New Haven, Conn, has been awarded
800 damages against the owner Of "a
Hudson river steamboat who denied
him passage on of the peculiar
tiles Of his complexion. For the color
line to be drawn OF n steamboat line is
hard lines.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
Hence. the Large Ci--u,,,i,

From the Chicago Tribune.
The prudent Kansas farmer il now cf-
fectinH quite n saving i'm corn by feeding
Congressional Recosds judiciously into his
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

In a modest way. the race question
is IN issue in Montana. I~hilipsburg is
mildly disposed To draw the color line
in y VIC, I? make it ruu through the
primary department of the pahlic
school. senator Ingalls, ought to
gather up all the facts III the case. The
proportion of colOred people i'm Mon
ann il surprisingly small. They have
never been a factor of great account in
social OF political life here. Many of
them have beer prosperous. their rela-
tious to the community have not been
the theme of public discussion, II it
In probable that the little agitation
which is reported to he progressing i'm
Philipsburg will speedily adjust itself.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

some exciting times are expected
among the members of the Hamilton
club of brooklyn. At their e meet-
ing they will discuss the question "lIow
shall we Train our Wives" Now the
wives of the members have announced
their intention to have a luncheon at
which they will discuss the subject
"IlOw Shall we Educate our Husbands
NJ that they IA train their Wives"
These public discussions no doubt will
abound in airy satire and graceful wit.
but the merits of the case will not DE
reached until the joint debates that
will follow in the privacy of the mem
bory' homes. The real sledge hammer
blows Of irony and deadly stabs of sar.
casm will be reserved for these supple.
mentary discussions.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

\ schOOlmaster in suing the town Of
Green, Ohio. for S312 salary due him
and thereby hangs several tales. For
the amount was withheld on u charge
that the schOOlmaster failed to correct
u boy who terrified nigh mi death the
son of one of the trustees by telling
him a succession of horrible yarns of
the woods being full of Indians, on their
way home from school. The practics
of telling tales out of school no doubt
met with the teachers Misrepresentation,
and he must have assumed that the Of
Tense took place beyond the limits of
his jurisdiction. else he would WIS.,
tied his diapprObation in the usual
manner n upon the proper place. AS
it is, i'm consideration Of receiving the
S3l2 without further trouble, I'M
doubtedly he would now be willing to
perform that part of his contract which
he trustee AYERS he Initiated, to the
eminent satisfaction of all concerned
except possibly the hoy.
Chauncey NJ. Depew has been talking
about fees. "FOr II first legal paper ]
ever drew" he says, II charged 81. 80
n farmer was my client and he beat
me down To ~. Twenty years after
wards j wrote n paper precisely similar
and received for il $500 with many
thanks" Mr.. Depew seems to belong
to the class that is always striking for
higher wages, but unlike most of that
class he seems I'm oret tbam
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19

Il Main u Third streets. Anaconda,
Montana.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-19
the ANACONDA STANDARD
STANDARD.

nj business letters should bs'
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-11-10
:: :: ::C::z5zEMA
e~'LpH 10

When an infant my body broke
out all over with an eruption OF rash,
which became more aggravated as I
grew Older. Every noted physician
in our section was tried or consult
ed. When came of age / visited
Hot Springs, Ark, and was treated
by the best medical men, but was
not benefited. When all things had
failed l determined to try S. s. S.,
and in four months was entirely
cured. The terrible Eczema was ell
gone, not sign left; my general
health built up, and / have never had
any return of the disease.
GEO. w. IRWIN, Irwin, Pa.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta. Ga
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-11-10

$4,000 will buy a nice two
STORY brick house and a good establish.
ed grocery business. centrally located.
JNO. 7. HAMBLEToN Il Co.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-11-10
QUICK CURES WITHOUT DRUGS.

DIR. j. ID. MacLennan, Gil Avenue C,
treats all chronic and complicated dis
eases, of whatever name or nature, with
out the use of nauseating medicines,
painful surgery or dangerous treatment.
The most hopelessly cases taken and
cured after all other means have failed.
Consultations free. Charges moderate.
The poor remembered. References
given. 9 % If
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-11-10
LITTLE OF EVERYTHING

Have you lost, found or want
anything? If so, advertise in the DAILY
LIGHT, and it will be made known.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-09-05
P1AsrERERs. TzKE WARNJyG

Gympsum City, Kansas, August, 70, 1890. To
the Public and to whom it may concern, and
especially to Manufacturers and Dealers in Plas-
teTing Materials
Know We, that there is but one ''Acme Cement
Plaster in the United States. 1t is manufac-
tured at Gympsum City, Kansas, by the Saline
County Plaster Co. There can be no other ma
terial lawfully handled under that name. be-
cause the undersigned Company have q Patent
Trade Mark on that name. and no one else has
the right to it. Neither to use the word
Acme in connection with any plsstering
Mark was made by the U. S. government
authorities at Washington. D. c., dateu the lst
day OF July. A. D., 1880, and continues for thir-
ty years. All persons are therefore notified not
10 in any way use, or abet. or aid, advise or as
sist in using said name, Acme Cement Plas-
ter, or any portion of it, in connection with
any plastering material. All persons doing so
will infringe upon said parties Trade Marx,
and will be held accountable in law and prompt
ly prosecuted therefor. lSigned. The Saline
County Plaster Company, by John Il. Prescott,
president. Attest: z. Upper, secretary.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-09-05
Arranged Bail for His Son.
Special to the Gazette.

WACO, TEX, Sept. Capt. Sam
johnson came to Waco this afternoon
and arranged bail for his son, who killed
the negro Jim Criner, and will return to
Perry tonight, where Sidney johnson
will meet him, and from there they will
proceed TO Marlin, where the inquest
over the negro will be held tomorrow.
Young johnson can give any amount of
bail, and will surrender to the sheriff as
soon as he reaches Marlin.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-09-05
Panhandle Lands For Sale

Sc sections in Deaf Smith county at s.. so per
acre, and 20 sections in Randall county from
So % to $500 per acre on easy teTms 4leagues in
Cochran county cheap and on long time. Cheap
lands in Floyd, Lubbock and Swisher. We
want lots for sale in Amarillo.
PENDLETON & PENDLETON,
Amarillo, Tex.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-09-05
READ SUNDAYS GAZETTE, SEPT. 7.
OUR TEXAS GIRL ABROAD.
A charming letter from Venice by Miss Jessie
Corinne Chamberlin.
HOW TO BE AN AC


Corinne Chamberlin.
HOW TO BE AN ACTRESS.
A Symposium by famous footlipht fayorites
who give their experience on the stage.
WAKEMAN'S wANDERIEGs.
The Gretna Green Contribution from the Great
Traveller, Edgar L. Wakeman.
BELLE HUNT IN NEW YORK.
A Fort Worth Lady Sees the Sights in Gotham.
THREE FEMALE MONEY MAKERS.
Miss Grundy, Jr., Tells of Famous women.
OUR FASHION LETTER.
Fashioua's Fancies for lady readers Of THE
GAzRrTE.
CLARA BELLE
Another installment OF richness. raciness snd
spice.
OUR YOUTHS'S DEPARTMENT.
Facts and Fancies for Old and Young.
OUR AGRICULTURAL DEPARTMENT.
Edited by Prof. ]. p STEELE.
OUR LADIES DEPARTMENT.
Edited by Texas Woman for Women of Texas.
READ SUNDAYS GAZETTE. SEPT. z.
The Great Family Paper of Texas.
ASK YOUR NEwsDEALER FOR 1T.
s. year in Advance by Ma /.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-09-05

CINCINNATI, OHIO, Sept. 4.-Ex-G Gov
ernor f. F. Noyes dropped dead in the
courthouse at HIS this morning from
apoplexy.