Telegram-herald., 1890-03-14
POLICE AID COURT
Wednesdays Catch Assorted Gas
slned and ID. posed OF
4 HILARIOUS, JOLLY, HAPPY GIANT
TEL That Seller 10 Quit His NStss eT
Get oRt The HitI oAux oct on
% Paying Costs-Iate itSiAs
of Midnight HiserY.


guests awake al Wednesday night. IL
pleaded guilty ia court Al 2 O'Clock
yesterday, with the same buhhlns
buoyancy that kept him from suicide
the night before, and LAID down las
s5.55 as merrIy as q hslleluJah a@ari
would drop penny into the conunDu-
ton box. Hls name continues Ia be
John Doc, and John i, reminded, n
tins funny connection, that he laughs
best VINO laughs last.
When the celebrated Charles George
Gordon was making historic material,
IN thc soudan, few years ago, Tor az
lmmo,t1l.ty of fame, hc MAS also
advancing himself 10 an Immortality
OF life. During twenty-threo hours
and a half OF every day. his person
was accessible 10 all comers, bat during
the exceptional half hour 4 rcd hand
kerchief lay Ola the ground at the door
Ot las tent. and that was notice 10 the
whole world that $50 business could pc
important enough 10 warrant 4 violation
of the rule that Gordon must be
alone during that half hour. 1t was
I the half hour when Gordon was alone
with ms God. The novelty of the sign
of the red handkerchief Is only appar-
ent, not real. 4 week IN police court
Will show that whenever YOU see dull
eye, uncertain feet, malOdOrous breath,
these things are signs 10 all the world
that that man has Withdrawn himself
10 he alone with the devil. No rational
converse can be held With that man TIL
the Satanic handkerchief IS removed.
Patrick Finn was III the tent OF shame
ON Wednesday, and yesterday le was
committed TO jail for twelve days, IN
default of S5.35 tine and costs. Late
last evening he had succeeded IN rals-
ing the required amount, aud was Te-
leased from jail.
The appearance of "the hill gang in
court yesterday was very creditable,
and won llis Ilonor's heart. by APP
pearancc l. meant their looks, not toe
act ot coming. Not an unklnd word
was SAID to them by anybody, for
everybody conldn't help feeling tnat if
they would always behave as well rs
they looked, they would bye and bye
get to bc good enough TO work ia d
printing Office. Lawrence +. Carroll,
assistant city attorney, and Attorney
QulnSy put their heads to-
gcthor moment, and then
pulled them apart, both smiling.
Carroll announced that an agreement
was ready for imme1ate cyaoution.
the court cUncurrng, 90 the a ticct lnat
the BOYS pay the costs and tn u the CT
would be- discontinued. ifr. Qumsv
then stated tnat the willingness to
COmprOmse was not to be cor r,trucd as
Il confession Of any degree Ol guilt. but
only rs the shortest and cheapest WaF
ont o. tae matter. These bows were all
labOrng boys, and the timc which
would ba consumed in the tr al would
bc a nuch glcater loss than sue costs
already accrued. HIS Honor very
pleasantly remarked, thal Judging from
the orD sHTanCo OF the young mCn. this
was tae most happy and proper disi o.
sitiCA Of the case. The cost 10 cacn
VIII be- about -. and all was paid
These are the boys that made q gOul
deal of noise u their club room on
Ea.t Brdge-st., one day, and
got arrested, and also got
written up in the TELEGRAnI-HERALD.
Although the boys are not guilty OF
any high mlsdcmeanOrs, Il il safe to
say tuut the announcement would bc
premature that thClr club IS 10 bee turned
INTO society for ethical culture.
II all the boys could be made To feel
rs ashamed oil being n police court rs
was William Brady, yesterday. fewer
would return there after the first cx-
r4vf4rFa Rrrfiv Lafp- tr~a
ccrv store on Sprlng-st, and
!ate Wednesday night be had
some Unpleasant words with "a drunken
Frenchumn named Fcrain. Feraln left
toe piace and had plenty of time 10 get
far away. when Brady went out. With
out prOv0caGon OF any sort, the
Fr.ucauJau dssaile3 Brady with that
meaningless form OF words ending with
female dog, and which, for somc n-
-cu liable reason. tae average man w
resent a, ho would not resent an insult
% his wife. Ihereupou, Brady gave
the man q blow thar sent tine blood
flowing ell over everything. and s0led
go. fellows handkerchief. For this.
Brady y paid S aud costs yesterday.
william Grady was baj.vpuni,hed .n
thr cage on Wcuc day night. Toy the
muscai slout1C Of ran, John Doe.
Grady sali % ~cboney. .lou just tll
tuat teiler T. quit h.s NOISE, OF else get
01t ol hgrs.' Tho drive nas SD funny
that thc giant turned on ouaduple
dose, and Yesterday morning Grady
W.auly crcpt I0to court, pleaded guilty.
pa.d the regular s5.55. and stole away
a badly punished man.
GcoT-o ri. Browns two lqu0r sa-ts.