New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-01-10
THE TAIN OF THE DAY.

Up in Vermont they are tapping tie sugar maple
trees. and the trees are 80 mixed mp by the mild
winter that they are emitting good supply Of sap.
corrc,poudcn' # ap ar'.e 'ur,ih say, i i4a.
one Of The most effective means OF keeping cellar
drs is 70 hliId an area wall around me "h"i" ~ tr
sitc that earth doc NOT te, directly asAn'I IhS
that /, quite effective h to build the cellar IN me
! garrett. Thi, d~penScs with the extra ~alI-lNor'-
town Herald
The Ncvicans have no confidence in yOII-
! doctor until he has had couple of years practice.
Then they make AN inventory OF his patients, and if
| he has cured more than hc has killed they recognize
him. no natter whether he has diploma or not.
Easily Identified Nunic-T wonder Who was the
young man in the fur trimmed coat ana SILK H1I 'HaO
yi ar9 Oh he f., a Chicago travelling man.
| Minnie Then Won know him, do youi
Mamie-Ncl so Iut didn't You hear MN say
l have saw l-lrerrc Ilaute Express.
Tie town Of Whittier, in California, is named after
the poet Of course it celebrated the birthday Of tho
venerable poet who sent the following letter to be
read al the celebration: Il am pauhcd to know
that the people Of the town which bears my naino
Will remember me on my birthday. l watch lis
growth with great interest IL has the reputation
among all who have it that it occupies one Of
the ovclic,t sites in California, and that in moral
and religious and educational point OF view 1t need
| not
| Fear the ,ccptics puny hand
Iyhil. near The school the church VIII stand
Nor fear the blinded hieot , rule
While near the church shall stand the school
Genial Bob's Youth. Year ago one bleak cold
winter day. poor, lone, dc'ohlc nun uuS alV' ,.uN
.r,,o and -oNbus rs the side OF the ne" made grave
/ ri m. oihcr i'm Evergreen Cemetery, ihr \llA-e.
'rhat dc,oatc little boy NINA i4s dtEe"p'n sio IL
c. Inccrsoll is recognized a. one OF the most talented
men that America ma, R,'u4,'"' M.nl r,, "m an6 1
yor,ity spent IN the southern portion of Ills town.
madison County ~. " Times.
III, friend, say that Iccman Turner deliver a
very melting speech. lie used 10 deliver good deal
Of melting ice
Drnggst-Mr. Mixer, what i, all that stun down
GIcrk-oh that's some medicine that there's no sale
for It's brakes Digestion Provocative. l Thought
Of getting the old junk man TO carry IT OIL ..
" The Influenza Anuhlntor.' ana vel get rd az II
fast cnough-CBoston Transcript
This i, the new scheme Of the University OF Penn
syvana Professors and lecturers Of ihc university
saG will be sent ont to establish course, Of lectures
on popular and advanced topics in al the larger towns
md cities within 100 or 200 miles of The city. The
residents Of these localities will be encouraged I'm
every way to attend, instruction Will be given at a
convenient time and the effect of the plan will be
10 establish score o. branches OF the university in
all the country round Efficient men will have charge
OF the work. aud immense impetus Will thus be-
! given 10 educational work
| First working man-Lets 60 10 the Art Museum.
second Mathematical on sundays. Nou know.
Third Worldngman- Well lets 10 10 The Zoo
Second Worllngman-C Can't the swes are all there.
First WOrkngm Gad then lets 20 into the Pig
and Noodle and MI up Pick Mc-Up.
Pennsylvania man wants divorce because his
wife danced for JOY when he chopped his finger of.
| That husband Is a brute. doubtless she was feeling
happy because he hadn't chopped his whole hand OIL.
| Miss Mary Anderson would confer IA great favor on
| the telegraph editors in this country II she would
| kindly consent to marry some worthy young man
1.-The Chicago Tribune.