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Connecticut western news., 1890-08-13
NOBODY WILL EVER SEE IT.~
A Story for the Benefit of Those Who
 Don't Believe in Advertising"

A Story for the Benefit of Those Who
 Don't Believe in Advertising"
 The advantages of thoroughly adver- Using whatever one has to sell have been set forth by the newspapers in the strong est light, so that most people acknowl- edge the evidence to be overwhelming. The Vallejo (Cal.) Chronicle contains the following, which illustrates this subject, ing Thomas, yet have considerable faith when it becomes aroused by some extra ordinary circumstance:
 A short time ago we called upon a cer- tain man in business in Vallejo, and asked him why he did not advertise in The Chronicle.
 "Oh, because" he answered, ''whats the use? Nobody will ever see it."
 ''You're mistaken" said we; "every page in our paper is read"
 Nonsense" he replied; "even if they did read my 'ad.' people would never think of it again. I don't want to adver- tise."
 "But"-
 "No buts at all don't want to ad- vertise and don't bother me any more, I'm busy" And he walked back into his store and strangled poor little fly that was helping itself from barrel of sugar.
 Time passed, and we never again inti mated advertisement to him, although meeting him daily. Yesterday the gentleman called at our sanctum, look ing little uncertain as to how he would be received. We cherished no hard feel ings, and motioned him to a chair.
 ''I suppose you heard of that little affair of mine below?''
 "Oh, yes," said we; ''that little esca- pade on Kearney street night before last"
 "Yes, we've got all the particulars
 "Hush! Not so loud, please" said he; "of course, you are going to say nothing in the paper about it."
 ''And why not? It's matter of inter est to your friends and the people gener- ally"
 Heavens! Why, it would ruin mel"
 "Oh. no, guess not. Nobody will ever see it."
 'sYes, they will And it will ruin me as sure as I'm sitting here. I'll be the laughing stock of the town. They will see itr'
 We rose and touched him impressively on the shoulder.
 "Wen, we will admit that the people will see it, but then, you know, they will never think of 1t again.
 His words came back to him like 8 flash and he trembled so violently that his eyeballs fairly jingled; and he was such an object of commiseration that we promised to keep mum. This little moral, as drawn from the above, is applicable the world over. Ask man to advertise and he will immediately say, in the ma jority of cases, that Nobody will ever see it, but advertise gratis some little indiscretion he may commit and he inn mediately grows indignant over the cer- tainty that the whole world will know 1t.
Connecticut western news., 1890-08-13
Ready Mixed Paints
 IN SMALL CANS.

Longman X Martinez Pure prepared Paints. all colors, from quarts to five gallon kegs or barrels.
 Sherman x Williams Mixed Paints, more than twenty five colors.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Among the agricultural c~uriosities
of home production. thai are see from
day to day in the Miles City market.
are n few potatoes that ex' eed In size
anything We have v seem There
are two from John Cartcr's ranch
weighing respectively five and one
quarter, and four pounds. Another
from Dan Hsmi't"n's ranch, al early
rose. weighs two pounds. Those
weighing q pound or 80 are too numer
ous to 'slk about. Monster cabbages,
squash, c~aulifipwsrs, turnips. etc. lies
around In pro I%usiop, oil the produc: Of
Custer County soil, quickened by irri-
CATION. II We can only get plenty Of
water on I re tor Of the ground we can
feed the whole state.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
Notice cf Dissolution.

Notice l. hereby given that the MI.
wsuk-e Beer Bo'tiug c.. has ,,srn
Dissolved by mI,rpl c,n.enr, Ions
Bach having purchased 10" "riir- IN
t-r.st If Herman Riier aun George
BuXm,n. Also thu pant for the
mauuf ,ciur. a. cart,orat-,l beverages.
The ia illness val, lie contIuu-d by
Louis d "ch up'i-r the f'm nam- If
the ~. Louis Beer u nIiine and Min.
eral Water % All d,b's du- The late
firm vii he ;aid 10 Lnus Bach, who
hereby assumes al! The liabilities.
Louis BACH.
GEo. B"yMANN,
II. RITTER
81 CSC BrXMANN
Miles 81 V. sept. 25th. l>yb 30
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

from my druggist. ami obtained simos lmnedi
ate relief. began 10 notice tina, tue sesly cup
tions gradually dropped OF aud disappeared one
by one. until I had b en- fully cured. bad me
disease thirteen months '+iore ! began taking the
Remed es. and il tour or five weeks was entife'y
cured. Ny disease wa. ,ezrma ana psoriasis. !
know Of : great m any who hay take : the ,eine'
dies. and flank me Tor the knowledge OF ibein,
espe, tally mothers Who have hates WIN scAly
srupri ~ on heir heads and botiss. I csnno,
express my thanks 10 you. Nv b ~ was covered
with scal.s, aud I was az awful spectacle 10 be-
GEO. CJTEY, Merrill, Wis.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
MERCHANTS.


The facilities Of the present day for
the production Of everything that will
conduce To the material welfare and
comfort of mankind are almost uullm.
tied and when Syrup Of Figs was first
produced the world was enriched with
the only perfect laxative known. a. It
is the only remedy which Ia truly
pleasing and refreshing to the taste
and prompt and efiectual to cleanse
the system gently In the spt.ng time
OF In fact, at any time, and the better
II 10 known the more popu ar II be-
comes.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Ms John Wright's pug dog received
quite a fall Yesterday morning and
was for some time in such n state that
IL was thought it would die, hut II
finally rallied and was able to get
around In the afternoon. The fall w.s
from the second story window Of the
stock Growers National Bank build
ing Oh the Sixth street side. His pug.
ship landed fairly on his hack and only
BY a miracle escaped dAa'b.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Or. I.iebig a Co., are regular sradustes In med
icine and surgery and special practitieneD az
ihoiised by the ttates Of sissoun, California AMI
MONTANA, to tres. ell chronic, neSvous and rri-
cess or contseionJ seminal vssiness tnighi io.ses)
sexual debility, Qoss OF sexual pevsrl nesvous de-
bility, Gloss II Ierve forcel diseA ~ Of the bio 4,
(syphilis, Gono-rhea. elect. and strieture) cured.
Carsble cases guaranteed vita NE ms,nosrshiP;
medicines are specially prepared Tor each individ-
ual case, a laboratory. No injurious OF poison
Gus compounds used.
Notime 3, fro, business, Patients 2, 2 dc.
lance treated by letter and express. Medicine
sent everywhere. ire from gsss o. b~rsakaee.
In diseases Of the blood. brain. heart and new
Gus system, a. we'll % liver, kidney and Crawl
CON laints. rheumatism, paralysis, and all Other
chronic diseases
Write Tor illustrated psper on Dsfcrniliss,
Cancer, catsrrh. bronchitis, inhslaiieu, Elsesri.
city, Magnetism, Paralysis, Epiiepsy. kidney'
Bladder, Eye, Ear, Skin and Blood, and all eaisi'
Diseases Of Women aspseialty. Separate par.
The csly RELIABLE Medical and surgical Insti-
tute making specially Of Private D1seases.
All blood diseases succe.sfully treated. eyphi-
ls Poison removed from the system wtthSaf mer.
euy: New Restorative Tisstment ier Less o.
treated o. home W correspondence. An eonnun
~icatiops confidential. Medicines or | nstrnnents
sent by mail or express securely pscssa. ons
psronsl interview Prsierred. CAL ena SS.snx
in plain sr.ppss our BOOB frss, .Iplsisisg .vhy
Thousands cannot be cured q Private. epeciAl ~
Nervous Diseases, seminal wesknen, epeIms'
toFrhea, lmpossney, sypsillk. 0snheuhes.ehs
varicocsle, &C.. ste.
DR.. Lisbis AGO. Or, the eniZ sualiae1 Of =.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

witnessed by sb ut thirty friends.
The Rev. s. Robins ~ officist.d. A.
ter the ceren opy the gathering were
treated to music snd refreshments md
the reception br,k- ny ul'o II IL y. M.
Mr.. aid Mr.. Borart will 20 on N
months wedding tour, aft'r which
they will take up their nom. AZ De-
mersville, Mont. y, Y. Il.
TRY, Mont, Orf. 81, 1891.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

PrK. Rsichardt has made a new ar.
rangement of"Dixis" for use nj politi.
cal gatherings The hand starts In
hravely IN the confederate air. and
jns' about the time when the unra
generate are going through con'ortions
Of delight. the time branches oft into
"Marcaing Through Georgia." which
straightens them out in short order.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Sam Pepper yesterday took his st,
Bernard pup Jack and the little taxi
dermlzed dog weighing a little over
3 "a. M to the photograph gallery To
have the large and the small taken
together. Proof. Of the pictures were
not out last night but the picture
promises t, be very singular and very
interesting, Is the small dog Is indeed
a great curiosity.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

The genial distributor of the Damo
cratic doipers for last nights lecture,
got weary 81 his j,h and let fhoae
remaining all 90 Mt onoe. The scraps
Of pa,sr were gently taken up by the
morning zephyrs and hurled down
Main street and very near fr ghtaned
q team standing opposite the JOURNAL
OFF, into a run.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

On his arrival st Miles CITY Judge
DeWolfa met with the same fervid -.
csp'ion from lora. demo rats that wa.
accorded to Judge Dixon. There was
nobody ut the depot and the winds
held the same pertinent dialogue as
I,.f,r
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
Notice Of Dissolution.

The firm Of 5oiup q Co. Is this day
dissolved by mutual consent. All
debts due TO Or by this firm will be
settled by Theodor Borup, who alone
is authorized to sign the Arm name 10
liquidation. THEoDoR BoRUP,
CHAs. w. BoRUP.
Fl. Custer, Mont, Sept. IL, 1880.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
Sch Also some pure Kanasta
Tobacco and Dubec Turkish Tobacco.
All warranted imported goods. .

J. A. Campbell was in town yester-
day ! etween trains having taking the
opportunity Of running down from
Howard where he was experimenting
the shipment If beef cattle for the
Columbia Cattle Co.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

George Savage and William Billiard
returned yesterday from q few days
hunt In the vicinity Of Howard. The
large game killed only amounted to
two deer, but they bagged plenty Of
smsll gume.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

TO lolk like spots Of mortar spot.
Ted on. and which came OFF 10
layer, sceomps led with itching
you'd scratch every DIghi till
wa, raw, then1tiie merit night
the sea e., being foiIned mean
While, we're scratched "a again.
Ia vain did ! consult all the
doctors in the couIiTy, but W! h.
out aid. Afr giving up all
hppes Of recovery, happened to
zee an advertisement u the
new spapcr ab ut your c~uticura
Remedies. and purchased them
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
Cuticura Resolvent,

Tn. new blood and skin purifier and greatest OF
humur remedi -, internally 30 cleanse the bred
ii all impun'ies. and thus remove the cause sne
Cuticurs, the great skin cure, aud Culieura soap,
an exquisite skin beau iher' rx'ernAny uo eiesI
The SKIN and scalp and restore the hair, ,ure
every %. cles Of ag MIXING, itching. burning.
scaly. and pimply Diseased the SKIN scalp and
blood.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

About . s'eloch yesterday s~ftsrnoou
The wind started up And blew . prssty
ssiti Rals q Intervals we'll inso The
night, swssplns large eiosAs Of dust
lnto The opsn dooss and TIE iAess o
the prsdsslsians.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

The minstrel troupe left on No. 8
yesterday morning for Billings, their
next stand, whcre they will show
tonight.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Mrs. ]. W. Wstsou will return to
Miles City this morning with her
family and make this her future
home.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Quite q number of U Cheyenne
friends were In the city Yesterday
settling up bills the owed around
town.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
For s~crofula,
Salt rheum, etc..
TAXI Ho0d's Sarsaparilla.

BirkIe 4 Truscott ne now driving q
high lifed and high colored pinto to
their delivery wagon.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
Spotted Skin


I am g,ing TO tell YOU OF the extraordinary cure
your c%utieira Rem die. performed on me,
About The first Of April last ] noticed some FED
pi"nples like 'o.ui all over my body bit Thought
not hing of ID until some time later, when IL beg an
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
THE ODELL
Type Writer.

HCn win buy Ne ODBE4L TKPE Wurt1ns
vsS With 10 shnrastsc. sn1 o1s ~ ~ NJ
OLE CASE ODklLs vsas1nes6 - q hsssr
vssh than sny nasAAas un1A
n ssnklnn unrEscETS vitA pUnAnnryfI
wsw,n As1 40 opsaAssoNs venn 49, uHhgus
go q NVsin shan ~ sthwonsAnn& - -
iak s1lssss tsAhg ~ $780, nop ~,
ws9AnsAh n1sksi pstsA ~ - ooEuo
- ~ kisAa = tps-vsninek ~ DE11
pssu. \ vss1rn sAaEh - t)11s 49,
sosips. zvs 8tDs 49, - - - = -
vs>h.g. 40 iundrowe pun - t1sousea
svssnHss n svs - - - e1oco = -
eVunw ~ eneUnt1ovouaus4
49, zss5Sas...~us
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Prof. nasA has juss pssslvsd BY dlpsss
in~pertatsea . eanslaHmsas 4 lapss>,
se Nssehssess I'VE WhlshsR twsp
oeessy lges1y asl - 49,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

The water works company COM
menced worx on q second supply well
yesterday.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

The Re. Cattle company shipped ~
cars of gooa looking stock from here
Yesterday.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
special.

For o week only, Ladies fine all
wool Jersey ribbed vests, white and
scarlet for 80 cents each at ]. w. Wat
sons
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

A few loads Of hay arrived In the
city yesterday and thus lo'sened the
hay famine to some extent.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

J.H. Price came 10 from the Iasch
on Locate creek last evening.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

sold everywhere. Price CurIcuRA, yoc; SOAP,
?5c; REsOLvEST, 81. repaired by the otter
Drug and Chemical Corporation. Boston, Mass.
Hs--end for How 10 Cure skin Diseases, D.
prg.s, 10 illustrations. and lU0 testimonials,
Dl vPLE black he ads, red. rough, chapped and
IV OILY skin cured BE- Cuticura soap.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Mu. Allan Ireland, dressmsker,
corner Pleasant and sixth streets. .
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Lemp's celebrated lager beer at
Billiards..
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
Tn. Rest Man In the World.

Well, IL not po'i'ivsly the best, one Of the wis.
esi Is he VIII" checks disease at the start in his
own system. la preserving OF 2 sioring the
heaven granted gift Of health, he deserves pro-
fount coDride ration. His example : worthy to
he initiated. The complains which sfilici us are
largely attributable 10 q want 81 tone In the
stomach, either inherent o. inflicted by ourselves
upon that much abused repository oi III. food
that should nourish US What !, its requirements
In diversity? Awho esome tonic, Name 20 BOD,
il we RELY upon experience ani testimony, a. Hos.
letters stomach nit ets Unm,d'taiet siimu-
lants won't DO Regulation. a. vel, ~ invig ,ts-
tion ~ the digestive viscera. Is no. to lie efec ed
~ these. Through IA agency ~ the s'oma ;hic
named, strength Of the entire system q, re,Ienehsd
- dyspepsia and biliousncss overcome. Nalariai,
kidney. blsider AMI rheumatic complaints are
eradieaied by this ~saluiary Teformer OF I'LL al'h.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
ltcpnuaisassd.)
wedding BELLS.


~. ysLlowssoxs ~JouaxAL,
A happy social event that occurred
hsEs Mn sveciag vas the wedding Of
NJ y. q nogArt, Ne vsll kuown
yeAlssa6 aosat. 80 Nh Mas1 Mlllss.
~ see6neay ~ plass = Ne ~
tno lsl6ss passsb 81 ~
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
Wanted.

A Tailor, one who is q first class
C nat maker. Address,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Special sale OF gloves, mittens.
&. B. TOWERS h Co.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
Hotel Arrivals.
MACQUEEN.

c. Fl. Pier, on. W. II. Smith, Chi
cago; A. H. Goodwin, Minneapolis;
Tom Mccoy, Chicago; w. o. Stone,
r. Brown, Wyoming; J. r. Forest,
New York; .. H. Carpenter; A. NJ.
Griswold, Nevada; c. +. NJ. Tinli.g,
1t. Paul; J. A. Campbell, Rochester,
n. Y.
MERCHANTS.
w. Philips, w, j.. Nickles, Glendive;
F. J. Trauplln, N. Y; John Krlener,
Miss Kate Fitzpatrick, Custer; +. M,
Joslln, Bismarck.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25

Yesterday No.2 was ak hours late.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
LOCAL 1T EMS.

Race photo's 2ac nj Wiley Bros
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-10-25
for Infants and Children.

"castoris is 90 well ADAPTED 10 children that
recommend IL - superior to any prescription
tnown 70 me" II. A. ARcHER. NJ D.,
III 30 Oxford St, brooklyn, n. 7.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-03-08
No Candles for Them.

When some one pas talking about
Irish wit, said he: II knew a couple
of 1rishmen once who went on long
tour for pleasure. They carried
small knapsacks containing changes
of clothing, and they footed the
whole route they had decided on TAX
ing. Wherever night found them or
inelinationruled they stopped. They
would put up at an inn or tavern,
have carouse and pass the night
This was in the old country, gentle.
men, and about the time thes gas
was introduced. In those days wher.
n man retired to his room he was
handed q candle in a candlestick,
which also held an extinguisher and
some matches. One night they
struck hotel where there was gas.
They had never seen such an illumin-
alton before.
"'Bedad. Pat. says Mike, that's a
darling Iight'
"'Faith an it is,' says Pat, and
the pair stood looking at it like a
couple OF moon-gazers.
I'm the morning a greatidea seized
Pat. He wrenched off the gas fix
ture from the wall of the bedroom
and hid it under his coat. That
night they struck another hotel.
When the time for retiring came,
each was handed a candlestick with
the usual equipments. Pat looked
at the hotel proprietor and at the
candlesticks and then, hauling out
OF his pocket the gas fixture he had
unscrewed, he fiourished it before the
astonished Boniface and said:
"'To blazes with your candles.
Don't y on see we have the gas?'"
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-03-08
Almost Through.

A country editor, who was not
supposed to be rich, built himself n
modest cottage. The neighbors
were all interested, and naturally
made frequent inquiries ms to how
the building was progressing. The
editor finally tired OF being asked
whether the plastering was dry vet
whether he expected to move this
week, etc. AS he expressed II Ito
could not appear in the street with.
out somebody's asking:
"How's the house getting nlonopn
One day he was quite out of 5n.
thence, and just then a subscriber
asked: 'O''
"Well, Mr. Barnes, have Won movod
into your new house yet?5
I'VE began this morning !" nm
swered the editor; II carried over a
chair, and salt.cellar, and left En-"
dog in the yard" '''
"Well, WE'LL" said the snbscr;hor
moving is bad business; Pm ~Ioi
you've got 80 near through with Il .
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-03-08
Thls Father was Solomon.

A young man with baby in his
arms stood on the southwest corner
of Fourteenth street and Sixth
avenue the other evening, says ths
New York Evening Sun. The baby
was at peace with itself, the young
man who held it, and the world in
general. The young man didn't APP
pear so well satisfied. He looked
quite anxious and i'll at ease. He
had been standing there with the
baby III his arms for almost an hour
when two young men standing on
the opposite corner enjoying the
situation, crossed the street and
walked up to him.
Il say old chappie, where did you
get that kid?''
"A young lady asked me to hold
it for her few moments while she
went into Maey's," answered the
young man, beginning to look as il
he wished she hadn't.
"She did, ell? Well, the best thing
you can do is to take the child up to
police headquarters and report the
case. That mother has deserted the
baby"
Il don't believe it, ;" said the holder
of the baby, but the expression ON
his face seemed to belle thestatement.
"You don't" exclaimed the second
young man. "I'll bet you 50 to 81
that it's a fact"
"I'll take the bet" and the money
was put up.
About five minutes later n very
trim little lady came out OF Macy's
with her arms full of bundles.
''Oh, John, how long I've kept you
waiting. Has baby been behaving
itself? Come to its mother poor lit
tie dear. What, you've got to see q
friend? All right; hurry up"
And as the couple walked off the
young gents on the corner could hear
the fond father say:
''See. it win just buy baby that car
riage yon want so badly"
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-03-08
with the Left Hand.

The bank clerks are so often called
unon for directions that they fall IN
to the habit OF giving them in a hur-
ried and mechanical manner, eonse-
quently they arefrequently misunder-
stood. The usual formula when a
stranger is called upon TO sign ms
name is: "Sign there-pen and INK
at your left hand" une day not
long ago stranger entered one OF
the large banks and asked for a GER
tificate of deposit for considerable
roll OF money which he handed over.
The clerk counted the money found
the amount to be rs stated, and
hurriedly said: "Sign there, sir-pen
and ink at your left hand" 10 APP
peared to the clerk that it took the
stranger long time to sign his name.
but he thought nothing more OF It
and issued the certificate of deposit.
About a week later the same man
reappeared and presented the certiti-
cate. As the clerk sees SO many faces
each day he did not remember this
man when he asked him to sign his
name. He dashed off an ornate sig
nature which the clerk proceeded to
compare with the first signature.
The two were vastly different, as the
first one was apparently the labored
effort OF an old man, II can't pay
you this money, sir, said the clerk
"Why not?" asked the astonished
stranger. Because this is not the
signature of the man to whom | ia
sued the certificate of deposit" was
the reply. sis he your father or
grandfather" The stranger was
dumfounded. "When was here you
told me to write my name with my
left hand, and did so, but | can't
write that way" A light dawned in
upon the clerk now. Nv i'll you write
your name with your left hand now?'
he asked, The man labored hard and
produced fac-simile OF his first sig
nature, and the clerk apologized and
paid him his money.-Chicago Her
aid.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-03-08
A Nest Of AIIigator,s Eggs.

From the American Agriculturist
/ was walking through some thick
palmettoes bordering a cyprus
swamp, and came across a curious,
conical pile of earth and sticks; it
was about three feet in height and
the same in dimeter at the base.
Dug into it at once, believing it to be
an alligdtor's nest, and unearthed
twenty eggs. They were pure white,
and about the size Of goose eggs,
but somewhat different in shape,
both ends beingrounded alike. Wish
ing to see If they would batch out,
carried them home and placed them
in a pile of earth and sticks resem-
bling the genuine nest. Around it
built a pen of boards, SO the young
could not get away should the eggs
hatch. Inside the pen q trough
containing water was placed, sunk
level with the ground.
One morning, about three weeks
after, / visited the nest and was
pleased to hear number of small
voices; there on the top of the nest,
and in the trough of water, were sew
eral little gators, not over 5 inches
in length. Nearly all the eggs were
finely Matched out.