The sun., 1890-03-30

hT. MAllOCk ueHneS the scope OF the tttulAl
objective rather comprehensively In the orgar
Of the institution. the Weekly Court DIRECTORY
The word Court" is obviously horo usei In the rec
oEnihed technical sense. which, both at home and or
the Continent 1t has acquired In certain connections
TSs sense oxemplihed in all our postal direetore.
dirse,ory Of ,hs le.ursd. Spaen, claSso" re-
II sSoe o & T9S
these came CLASSES
The trihng rhetorical inelegancy in the
ished writer as Mr.. Mniock. since it occurs
inHH o9mmercial q, l al and not 2 literary article.
ewclls.. The Chairman OF the directorate is
fourth Earl OF Kenmare. and Baronet. who
has town residence and four country seats.
CUBS IN tondun He % has he'd s seSers honor
able posts in the Queens household. from Lord
In waiting e. to t6o t9rd I1co chamReran az and is
the directorate is SIR George Frederick MlDer.
Baronet. who is also great swell. as are the
&"iepse Pk and Hufa fsifiGlSi Wiiams ''SSfS 'hareS
IL Mr.. Maock and his directorate carry out
probably liEhtened to the richer classes. For
instance. subscriber to the Court Bureau.
TShsF H sHsaS B: hHa d IL ST ad snd
communicating with friend. would only need
Using same s"pped 10 snb
scribers. and that letter would be forwarded to
msr oo h1
as Mr., ,Mallock saye. :" any one who subscribes TO
ge viii virtually carry IN his pocket all the postal
directories not only OF Great Britain. bat OF the
world, Then. as all subscribers. when they
arrive In or leave London. send their change
dinners. or other social functions may be sent
directly there and will be forwarded at once
send a list Of the guests he or she desires to
the Court Bureau. and the invitati ions will be
be. and sent out without his or her troubling
herselt or himself further In the matter.
o5 suppose subscriber desires S as s,t change
evening. or to take her to supper after the the
Atre. II he waits until the dinner or supper
hnd table unoccupied at any OF the first class
hotels or restaurants, aud ii he sends aserVant
out to make the necessary ARRANGEMENTS the
servant generally gets things wrong. In these
cases the subscriber need only communicate to
the bureau the number of diners or suppers
and state whether he prefers the Berkeley the
Continental the Criterion, or the Cafe Royal;
nd $ he 70 @ H oF
theatre seats. and the bureau will get them.
Take the case Of asubscrber who desires to
90 to Damascus. for Instance, or Philadelphia.
To- stay for a few weeks or months OF quiet, and
who intends 70 take apartments. or a house. or
is over 30 soon as he notifies the Court Bureau
OF his intention. That institution. by means,o OF
kind OF house or apartments or hotel he wants.
IN Just the kind II street he prefers, anywhere
and chambers in London On Tor its subscribers,
Tho bureau, will also obtain for Its sub
scri5ers M suitable and efficient Seryants cry ats with
perior hanson cabs to be taken by the day. and
will provide Telephones with private rooms.
perfect privacy. Another long -ielt want Mr.
Mallock is going to supply is u list OF he chari-
as to each one, so that subscribers who feel i'm
peled to give money away and do not know
Snd esrn how The bureSn roR al Also @' atend So
M tSs RoPds Of to
n the renowned FeStaurat0ura puFi9
shall open on our premises branch establish
msht whieP shat be n Syai,S6ls @ % for our SUB, SUB
hitherto has never been obtained anywhere. a
cafe OF the highest order in point OF cooking.
those @ fTe9uentin ng IT, '''''1''' ~ '''H'
There have been ,some ,rumors about tho
Mallook. Ono was to the effect that he com
temDlated. by means OF the bureau. to supply
who would be guarant eed by him not 10 make
love to the heiresses. while being able TO dance
diviney ahS converse % cnarmanSy II another
iective bureau, by which means the marke..
the habits OF eligible bachelors made known to
parents OF eligible daughters. -, .,
One newspaper has stated" said MI. NAL
look. that the bureau will aim at securing
tho success OF social functions and another
he outoo@s Uf and anohsr Ss that II
chief employments. would be TO INTRODUCE
NO 70 fheF who ESssa
absurd remarks point e, ideas which have no
connection with fact. The Court Bureau will |
attempt TO perform no such impossible or Of
fensiye officeS as those alluded TO. nor any |
oven remotely resembling them. 1t will con-
cern itself with promoting the success Of So |
cial functions only Ia the same sense as the |
Post onicO may be said to concern itself with |
promoting successful marriages; no, smart !
cept in SO far as balgoers may use the ma
chlnery IT. will place at their disposal for the |
purpose OF writing and sending out cards ac-
cordinR to Instructions Civ en-; and although It |
will Afford to its subscribers exceptional iacilI-
ties for all sorts OF commun catione with people |
whom, they happen 70 know. il will do nothing
to facilitate the social intercourse OF any one
with anyone whom he does not know"
Tha criticism II at people object to the pub
lIclty involved In the printing OF their names in
his Court Dirsct0rv Mr.. Mallock thus, loGi ally
disposed Of; The upper classes q This cGu4-
try, as rule are moi ashamed either OF their
movements or OF their baLltations;, No ono oh.
Jects. Tor instance. to The court guides. No one
objects 10 the Indicatenr de CHinrS Every ono
reads the Visitors List at Homburg. and
every one complains at Cairo that there Is no
VISITORS list to read. Add TO this that tho par
Rgraphs which are most frequently referred to
n the MOF1litlU Post Ar IloB4 which |