Telegram-herald., 1890-08-03

ONES hat.
toct who has carved out his own fortune.
and spattered the gloom and gravy
thereof al along down the corridors Of
time. Give me tho self poised and self
appointed studrrticlret who has won his
way unaided rom the counting room Of
the livery stable 70 the proud and dizzy
height q caller OF" at a catch-as-catch-
can and Greco Roman hop for incon-
trovertiole and seek-no-furthsr advice
On how % behave. he Is tho man who
generally thinks that good writer Is
man who has won his fame IN that
direction by his good permanship. He
seems % think that good writing mn
plies a feverish and delirioGs display OF
ornamental swans and bad spelling, and
that powerful writing il produced by
bearing on q little harder than Is ones
won't.
Ia short. he is, ss = general thing and
BY general concession, tho ass De luxe OF
the century be disdgures. the artificial,
Veneered gentleman who, living lect-
ures his bettcrs, and dying-he and his
whisl0ers togesher-goeS 70 his reward
Just "a tho odOr Of scorching woolen
and hot hair dye is waited % Us across
the bourne Of that country where round
trip tickets are unknown and perpetual
stop-oyer privileges are accorded In
lfo be distracts attention from his own
giaring shortages by lecturing others,
and IN death he wears very tooth
some, artificial smile and n costume
which does not extend below the plate
glass peep hole Of his narrow house In
his home paper on tho next week ap-
pears the following:
CARD.
fesirs % fs-uk TIE f-fercs aat nelghbors
most heartily tais manner for their united aid
and co-orerutiCl during tbs Illness and death of
my recent hushlad. who escaped from mo by the
hand Of death Friday lasy while We were eat
i'E breakfast. To the friends. both one and al.
who thus contributed 20 willingly toward making
the last moments and funeral of my husband
h0vilns success. drsire - be remembered most
kindly hoping that these few lines may frd
thcm enjoying the same blessing. bow % tho
cruel stroke Iaiso have a good mich COW and
roam geiling horse rising ot eight ycars oid
which I viii sell cheap on the premises. God
moves in a n1vsteri0us way his wonders 70 pre-
form Tie plants bis footsteps in the sea and rides
upon t.ia storn. Also = black and white shote
vcry low. Yours truly.
Nts HANVAH RosEotA PEErV.
Much space Ia given IN this book 10
tho question whether or not it Is good
form % leave the teaspoon IN tho cup
whilst enCompassing It's contents or when
passing it back % get it repleuished. 1t
Il the belief among the old school Pres
byterians and Wings. / think. that the
spoon should remain In an upright posi-
ton in the cup. whilst the modern OF
Mckee dynasty holds thar the spoon
should be Land IN the saucer or concealed
about the person whilst slipping the cof-
fee To this The Caiviuistic gentlemen
who sin adhere % the fy front pants
anf infant damnation reply that accord
ing 10 good usage the laying down II the
spoon implies dissatisfaction with the
hand and a cau for = new deal How
ever this may be-. the manual above re-
fsrred - does not straighten the matter
ND az III. bat Ssys that the author him
selF sdheres 70 ths custom Of leaving tho
srsan in Tho Gun This. | think. VIII
have a rreas deal 20 do with breaking
MP the practice.
A gentleman making formal call In
the morning should retain his hat IN hrs
hand 10 may safely leave his overcoat
or dog IN the hall. but be must retsia
his bar. rs it means that the call Is a
formal one. and not with y view = mat
rimony. TIE name Of the maker on the
inside of the hst also furnishes good
reading natter when cne has said al one
has so SAY. and il Just recovering from
the debihtatirE effects q great
thought. Families in deep mourning
should use black iirecrackers On the
Fou~th Of July as Far south "a Bleecker
street
When calling on any one sc an hotel,
sCnd up your earl and watt for reply.
II tlo servant returns with the reply
thrt the gentleman is not in. Go not lose
your temper. or throw : rubber cuspi-
dore through the mirror. OF say bitter
thiugs. but q OF ab0us yuur business. X
vou havs anv, and Il rot. advertise and
Ect some AZ once.
Serstor Jones. = Nevada. who once
in q great while goes over - san Fran
cfs>o 70 buy dis grcceries for the ysar.
sfops AZ The Palace hotel while there.
and has a blessing device Ter chtssnIng
rssr ard zoofhful calm. unbruken BY the
uncallei Cor calls u people who wish 70
drop IN and expectorsts from hrs win
dow. Hs registers. and a room = as
s-lesi to him bY the handsome clerk az
rte rsl7ce. Er1s as7sfur-~r - rt1c-l oF-
posite his name IN the book People
come in. tsks frssh tcothFick. stesl a
few matches. sTatch the calf Of cre
limb with ths shin e the ether. lock
along down he pssn deiiberabei7. 50 as
e. sasp paving guests from rsgistsTiu.g,
snt So. Eeilof Jones is lnera WI
seul ny -ard I'D 10 hsr ard ~ hsyv he
r. behaving 81 -OSsif. The cari Is tsslcer
up and shovsd under - 1eor. for Sena-
tor Jones = nos in that ros- las
rcCrn Il kept a. strre csx7s N. Bs1s h~
i NJ. 8, ;t Sor1n4i-rs b ratS -tuoxt