Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-05-30
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Mr.. oldbeau--"Ah, =,
southmayd. your face i ths ~ , uear Mia
OF TRUTH Miss Southr,a sesy mirror
when you are looking into i, y. : Not
lington Free Press. ~ Bsn
Mrs. Maginnis = "yo.
more 9 me every day M ny u g'om
MS fna;'s fact Nurse 81. hagin.
his temper nine times in eleya aas he lost
yesterday. Philadelphia Ine,,, minutes
Merchant Ito his clerk YIN. s,rsr.
you take your hat off to ~, HOW can
you know how he has cheated t,@d when when
now can ! help taking my bal ~ Sey
any man who can cheat yonas u to
gende Blattor. souf File
Judge (who is ba,a.h
half what the witnesses tes,isN III
yon Is true, your conscience ,a asalnst
as black as your hair. prisoaa 'aS' Ds
man s conscience is regula,aa II
hair then your Honor hasn't y his
conscience at all" got any
Well, : said Mr.. uif,ier 49,,
his wife, there isn't a person e 10 y
world who regrets being marriea WI, 'uls
han DO Don't be too sure - . .S'
dear was his better half's corm. may
till you hear my opinion on r..
ton. Philadelphia Times. ques
You see" said the young man !,
was applying for position, '.the tro, Iuo
with so many men is that they lose tho,'
nerve. Now, never do that" se men .aelt
1t strikes me that you must b.vo anu
following these unfortunates arop uua
picking up what they lost. -Wasbin Osaa
Post. 'nihgton
One may have scores Of books wh,.,
he seldom or never opens from ono 1.0n
OF the year to the other, and vet y,,h INV
them his power of literary produc,ioa
would be hampered and impaired or,,.
true book users can feel the powe, ~.
there Is in the more presence OF u,r aas
books. "Aa'eo
Gertrude speaking Of Beatrice.
"hance") - What will Jack do noa
that he has inherited all this mopars,,
Beatrice-"O, | shall Just make H.,
give up all business and-and livo ~
gentleman, you know" (iertrnas
tquietlyl-"lt will be great change d,
him. boston Budget.
A leading lawyer of the Androsco,
gin bar, who was thought some time aso
to be Ill beyond probable recovery. sav,
that among those who congratulate
him on his restoration to health wac
good woman Of Auburn, who offered ri.
tribute: well, Mr.. A.. If you had d;ed
you'd have had very stylish fuperals
Lewiston Journal.
One OF the able habitues Of thu
press gallery at the Capitol has strk.
Ing way OF putting things. Speakinpot
Senator who is noted alike for wisdom
and long-windf dness, be said. "0b
Senator -- knows lots; there's no
doubt of it. The fact is, he knows 80
much it's positively in the way.n-
Washington Post.
Enthusiastic Proprietor-"Whatd 40
you think of the new hotel?" Prospec.
tive Guest (diffidently)-Rather fine
E. P.-"Fine? Grand, | think Did
you notice the fresco work in the din.
ing-room and the new furniture in the
hall?" P. G.-"Yes, noticed them
E, P. (persistently)-"Well, what do
you think?" T. G. (gloomily}-"o,
suppose I'll have to pay for them before
l leave"
A pompous fellow was dining with
country family, when the lady Of the
house desired the servant to take away
the dish containing the fowl, which
word she pronounced fool" as is com.
mon in Scotland. II presume, madam,
you mean fowl said the sprig in a re-
proving tone. Very we'll, said the
lady, little nettled, "be it so; take
away the fowl and let the fool remain"
Sewing machine agent-"Goodm morn
ing, reverend sir. You know something,
do you not, of society in this place
known as the Tattletown sewing cir
cle?' Reverend do, young man. |
do" Sewing machine agent-"fhen you
can tell me, no doubt, what kind Of sew
ing they particularly devote themselves
top Reverend-"l regret to say my
friend, that they devote themselves
most assiduously to sowing the seeds Of
scandal. Richmond Dispatch.