Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-05-03
ALL SORTS.
How the Funny Men Are Rsr
ing Their Money.

only knows s'vohe d
How many scores Of other thing. w,,,. 81
she may store, WAN II
Ana yet lhere's always lots of room d, ~, 4
bht give = man that self.Ssme dy,,..
Just one pair OF socks.
An nhdsrshlrt, some dirty cuff. an a...
collar box, ~ salf
And when hes put them III, it's ea,,,l,,. Il
glht, F+sAs z
And on !. up 30 awful full HEN nsy..
shut. --Chlesaa' ul.lsB N n
Professional Courtesy. Wleka,,
"ls Timmins writing poetry yetS,
simmonds (another poel, = ~
not YET. "-Terfe iIaute Expre.s
The Australian ballot sys,em /, L
be tried on the Quincy pOstslIi5e ~
lem. Next thing somebody Mil II
recommending ID for tho grip
A little girl. somewhat noted 4
her quaint aud original sayings, . Il
the other day at the bFeakfas, ~
that .'she had got q piece Il ~ Il
head-tlrst down her cough pipe
The British syndicate met liz ~
paign liar ON q lonely road Feeep,lN
The TWO looked al each other InIbu,A
then rushed into each others arms "A
claiming, "My long lost brolheF!Bl
Lowell Mail
Mira. GOsslp--s'W What i youF III
band trying for the grippe, the prly
cure n
Mrs, 6inger-'.From his remark
should think BIO was trying the I'VE i
cure. Lowell.
Laphson--.'i Just met lsahdatl, ii
he said | didn'. look like nyse.f 1
alt.
smiles--Hwell, old man, yoa oas|
70 consider that 4 very delicate slgaI Il
Iaen'. '--,ivurual u Edncatian.
The Russian Government Win -
tbs Siberian railroad 81 de spra /
This will b. good ncws q tie ekligt 4
che future. ~ present tbs p8ll,i 1
prisoners hafr 10 foot X. and thfy 4 q
tho stcppes very Ioag L0wi
Courier.
Asking an Imp0ssibill,y AZ Il
door MAFicr. tide i the tlfth IL
Tvs asked you % come hnd u. he IL /
well, | heard you. Sag L 80
and then sing IT,
"Caug, | ain't 70, the key -liln
hanton Icpabllean.
barber trimming bis hands ,hrou
customers hair = Your head, zig,
quite
4 Customer (iEritably 49, You gAyc
shampoo yourself lwu days ago.
barber (qulckly Fccoyerugl -
quite q remarkably well shaped BED
cir. Chicsgo TFibuao.
.'Iisen writing any poetry lately
man p
mo. not for n month or %"
"Wha, & the matter"
II read Ia all the newspapers 4
Browning was unquesgionsb.f one
the greatest pogts ot this egniury 4
concluded would back out.
Lowell Citizen.
Gentleman TO young lady ffag
Richmond, on the rarxl = BEG parsaa
but am q physician. lons comps
ion Il very pale. Il she seriously
/ fectrdl
Young I.ady--PainfaIly 20, ! a,,a|
I you.
Gan aneurism. perhapsf
( "No: ihlak his name u AfshA
Jones. - Richmond Recorder.
\ Plantation Philasophy--par's misl |
few promises dat hors good
peariest boy sometimes I,sfas out
BE- dc lazlc man, j
4 De quick man amt allus ibc
han ter do eF piece or work lie 7
rain comes from dc slow cloud.
Oar amt no hope far 10 bonn III
DE bigger dc chances yer gif MN
show bat no bah got sense &c mo
/ win prubc dat he Is er fool.
Eight men outcn ten y sorter Gun
ter be iipporcrits, not 20 maolI 'ca's
wants ter be, but case do th'nss
oberybody else is an dat do mus II
up Wild de times.
duan like the man what passes
In de road widout spcAsin'. nc
dat won't neider growl nuF Veg
tail amt no a'rthly or eount'--AlA
saw Traveller.
al was coming mp from We uepsl
he was explaining 90 q police guy
yesterday, looming mp from the ~
with my $50 oycrcoat on my
when n teller runs agin me. W.
to blame, but be called me cnu1
and slouCh and hayseed. ana susI
that no would lick me for FL
Well, you know, I didn't want Y
fuss, but q second Teller comes w I
says 10 me, You 20 fur him ana "
ter his system. He's nm awful cO"
and IL just blufIlng."
al see," unused the officer.
"with That the man took my ~
coat TO give me FREQ swing ~
hauled Off TO smash No. |. io W. ~,
to back OF and apologize aud wne.
let up on him the other man ana
$50 overcoat had disappeared
"put up job" observed the os sS
"Will | ever see my coat agalh'
probably not" i.