River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-10-09
PIN AND POINT.

The difference between a chef and
a cook is that one is paid salary aud
the other has to sue for her wages
Elmira Gazette.
-Binks (who las just written nov
el)-"Bt last am in the eye of the pub
lie" Sneerwell-''Ahl So the public
has speck in its eye, has it?"-Har-
per's Bazaar.
Cure for Friendship-"IIow is it
that Dumley and Mumley, who used to
be such close friends, are now enc
mies?" They started to room togeth-
er."-Lawrence Advertiser.
-Hurly-''My wife has very strong
will" Burly-"Has?" Hurly-"Yes.
She and ! quarreled once. and she said
she wOaidn't speak TO me for a whole
day; and by Jove, she kept her word"
Yankee Blade.
shall married women teach?' is
asked from Cincinnati Why not? But
instruction after l a. m, when their
pupils are weary. should be prohibited
under the direst neutrality-suspicious.
Spokesman.
When a man tries hard to impress
you with the knowledge thai he IS
we'll connected, it may be taken for
granted that he feels the poverty of his
own worth, and banks mainly with bor-
-owed capital.--Ram's Horn.
Thought lt Was 10 be Pawned. =
Mrs Cumso Ito maid)-.Norah. help
ne of with my sack and hang it up"
Sorah Ia recent acquisitionl-"F Faith,
an bow much does yez want me to get
on it?"-Smith, Gray s. Cos Monthly.
-Catskill Boarding house Mistress
How do you like that water, Mr.
York; Mr.. York-'1t has milky
taste to me-" Boarding-house Mistress
Excuse me. Mr.. York. that is the
milk yCu are tasting. Try the glass to
the left "-Yonkers Statesman.
-Doctor-"You look thin. nervous
and tired out What you want is to
rough in the country for awhile. camp
put, and that sort of thing" Patient
why, doctor, that il what | have been
doiHg for two months Doctor-"AhP
Then that is what ails you. America
1t Sounded That Way, Anyway
New Teacher-"Now, little girl. what
isvour name?'' Pupil-"Lu La LOOMS"
New Teacber-"You poor, suffering
little thing And what is your first
lame?" Pupil--"why, Lulu. Smith,
Gray & Co 5 Monthly.
WHAT Alone at dinner, Gertie?"
Eyes: while we were boarding George
always dined with me, but now that
we're housekeeping. and | do my own
cooking. he is so busy at the Office he
hardly ever has time to come to home
meal at all '-Philadelphia Times.
Can you recommend me to an art
ist who can make picture of NY ho-
tel?" YES. Try Smithkins. He's
straightforward. conscientious fellow"
Then he won't do. The hotel is on
side street | want picture of it facing
Che square, with four-horse omnibuses
and barouches passing up and down -
y. Y. Sun
Rural Child-"I wish Aunty Brown-
stone didn't love us so much" Mrs
Hayseed-"La sakes. what a funny
wish! Why?" Rural Child" Cause
asked her why she didn't take US to the
theaters, and parks, and parties, and
operas, and such places, wen we visited
her in tn city. an she said it was cause
she loved us so much she was perfectly
contented to sit around home with us.
Good News.
Mr.. reatfaith-"Please, MIN, my
wife's took sick, and as me ard her is
very religious, we want ye TO come an
PRAY fer her. We know y'r prayers has
cured many one afore, and we both
has an abidin' faith in tn power o
prayer to cure all diseases witch US poor
sinful mortals is" Faith Curist-'I
will go TO her at once. One dollar,
please. My terms are strictly cash in
advance" Mr. Greatfaith-"One dollar!
Hang y'r faith curel | kin git reg lar
doctor fo- two dollars. ~. y. Weekly.