St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-12-04
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.

WHAT iEnatiuS ponneily doesn't know
about politics is made up by what he does
know about spiral .poIiucs. Thus the equi-
iibrum Is sustained.
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simultaneously with the publication OF the
vapid message of President Harrison Span
sh schooner's crew threw an American san
tary officer overheard in Punta Gordo har.
bor, Fla. A little more jngoism, Mr.. Blaine;
nothing is 10 be expected or Politician Har-
rlsou.
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III his compilation of the census report Mr.
Puf}er figures out that Blaine. and not Cleve-
laiid, was elected president ia 1884. This is
: umimportant, as well as untrue, but what is
misrepresentation of the number of people
in the United States. Mr.. Porters
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, The ghost of Gen. Hancock seems TO have
haunted Senator Edmunds into the belief
that The tariff is local issue" The rear
guard OF Republlcanism is catching up with
the vanguard of Democracy
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Reconsideration OF being allowed to re-
IN ain AT the head of the Republican party,
1t is understood Matt Quay viii present Pres
idept Harrison with ,arpon. True. the fish
is a triAe aged and rank; still it has fins, and
is genuine Florida tarpon.
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Itis i great deal easier for the admInistra-
ton to account for Noyembers landslide
than il sto account for November's increase
OF $4,000, 600 i'll the public debt
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On the boards there is the tragedienne the
comedienne, and now comes along the
scandalienne, just in time to evoke encomi-
ums from the baldheads.
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Senator Eyarts says that he can see in
journalism greater possibilities than are en-
braced in any other profession" Is this
sly bid for al interview?
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Webster School Boy-Papa what does this
mean where it says q pugilist won hands
down.
Papa-It means that hc talked the other
man 10 death.
Eastern journals get in ground wipe on
Chicago by abiding to the Columbian expo
sition rs the Cook county fair" MeanwhIla,
the Grant monument fund keeps pace with
the national debt in going backward.
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The st. Louis Globe-Democrat says that
1892 is not exactly the correct time tor the
Republican party 10 put UP monopolIst for
president" Having thus inserted stab
knife into the adipose tissue of Jim Blaine
will the CD. please announce lis prefer
ence?
Charley-But. Ethel. you might learn to
love me.
Ethel Possibly; but 1 should have to for
get everything else.
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''You don't seem to stand much show
observed comfortably seated street car
passenger to man riding on strap.
No. but I've got q pretty good show to
stand
1t is said that Jay Gould can talk TO man
in such an oily, persuasive, confidential
manner that the man Will rush Off into Wall
street and beggar himself and Ill his friends.
What ishypnotiSm compared to Jay Gould?
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Mrs. Shave the whistler is making a for
tune i'll Europe. Some other people are
whistiing for their money, but they are not
making much of a fortune.
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The Minneapolis Journal heads purely
personal article addressed to the Tribune,
Put Up or Shut Up Does the journal
take the Tribune for an umbrella?
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The Mum eoterie of contestants has de-
cided that favorable decision in their case
will. not be reached Immediately No. not
immediately. Not probably during the
terms of the present incumDents-and their
Democratic successors. q
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Some people are notable and some noto-
rious Ii is better to be notable than notori-
Gus in the same degree that 1t is better to be
Grover Cleveland than it is to be Tom Reed.
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Laugh. aud the world lauglas.with you.s
Weep and you weep-with the Republican