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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

INEBRIATE LAUGH. laugh. lou VIII
he paid for your trouble, 1t is quite diff
ferent from any other laugh. 1t is an
open laugh and noisy.
1t is not definitely known Just when
and where the laugh started, but it is
quite plausible to believe it had its birth
thousands of years ago when Goliath
smiled at David-before the latter used
his sling-for he certainly did. Babies
laugh. old men laugh. 1t is one thing
everybody has in common.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

on either cases or kegs. A good quality
of beer sells for $3.50 a case of twenty
four quart bottles, with $3.50 rebate
when you return your empties. And
this expression, ''return your empties,"
ranks with ''original packages" in pop
ularity in Dakota. You hear it every
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

Iaugh-lf you nave Une--Witn some OF
those presented here.
A style of laughing. like that of cry
ing, seems to be about as conventional
as the way one will brush bis hair, curl
his mustache or carry his cane.
As arule, every one has his degree of
laughing, from the grin or first stage
of merriment to the loud and boisterous
noise somewhat similar to the sweet
songs of the crow. with perhaps yaria-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

The Ladies' Aid Society of st. Johns
church will meet with Mrs. Chapman. 500
Holly avenue, Tuesday afternoon, June 3.
AS this is the last meeting for the summer a
full attendance is desired.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

wears uO MUS
tache as a rule,
h a S t h i C k,
rounding lips
an d a good
large laughing
mouth, set off
by a set of teeth
far above the
average white
mans. He vas
made to laugh.
Last of all,
DuG not at all
the least, you
should criti-
cally note the
j II e b + i a t e d
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01
see and hear it very plainl

FAT MANS LAUGH. Ustudying. You
have seen it numbers of times-hav e
practiced it yourself, no doubt. After a
six days siege of chills and fever a
friend meets you on the street, strings
out long yarn with little or no point
and expects you to laugh. You do, but
it is very tame one and manufactured
for the occasion. 1t sounds like this:
Ha, ha, good joke; ha, hal This is the
forced laugh.
The man who laughs in his sleeve is
known to everybody. His style of
laughter is hard to describe. In fact,
very few have observed it. He is sup
posed to be boiling over with mirth,
which he succeeds in concealing from
the person at whose expense he enjoys
himself. This style Of laughter is not
very infectious.
The farmer has a good, whole-souled
laugh. There is no makeup about it,
either; but don't try to tickle him with
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

linly. He opens
h is IN o u t h
pretty well and
often keeps his
eyes ell open,
too. Tie COM
hi alton is a
grand e fl e C t.
The fat old man
usually closes
his eyes and
ms &C k
when he wishes
to indulge in a
good, h e a I t y
laugh.
The laugh for
effect is a feat
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

Taking evidence the trade the past month
tanly WITH US.
popularity of customers
daily There certainly doubt but they
there People
are pleased with purchases always good say
fol bushes giving satisfaction. \
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01
L00KAT YOUR PICTURE
Do You GiggIe, or Grin, or
Smile, Or Laugh Out
right?
Laughter Is Said to Be an
Index Of Human Char
actep.
Young Ladies Satisfied With
a Smile, but the Small
Boy Howls.
Our Artist Gives a View Of
Fun for the Globe
Readers.

I'D you ever no
tice now people
lau & b I? H o W
manyvariations
there are, from
the convulSive
OutburSts of the
small urchin in
the top of the
gallery of the
theater to the
incessant giggle
of the giddv
girl? If you
haven't y 0 Il
should in fut-
ure, and COM
pare Y O u +
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

ore eye, looks up toward the ceiling,
opens his mouth, takes one Oh two gulps
and broad grin overspreads his face.
The pugiliSt's laugh generally stretches
over his countenance. 1t is not pretty
smile, however, and it is not materially
bettered in appearance by the addition
of cigar butt. Prize fighters don't go
much on facial expression, and as they
doff the appendage to their upper lip
the chance for criticising the voluDtu
Gus grin after a successful battle is thus
made very easy.
The best example of the laugh in its
crude and untutored form is given us
by the negro He,laughs from the soles'
OF his feet to the top of his pate. He
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

We are selling the best edition of Web
is bound in Ha If Russia, and is in every re-
spect superior to all others. The price,
with patent index, for this week. is S2.9S.
Let US show ii to you. Should be i'll every
family in ST Paul.
Teachers are cordially invited to critically
examine this superior Dictionary, that
every one should own.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

q straw COM
posed of some
boi ed yer
cheStnuts, or he
might run a
pitchfork into
you.
The old maids
shipper is an odd
mixture of a
quiet laugh and
a grin. 1--WE
girls are so shy,
he! he! he!"
A smile that
is a smile-the
prohi bitiOnist's
is seldom put
up in original
packages, but
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01

We here give you in cold type something
worth knowing. We could easily exhaust a
whole page of this paper enumerating and
describing 10000 cloth-bound books re-
ceived this week. There are about 600 of
the best authors to select from. Price zoe.
A word to the thoughtful: We advise our
patrons anticipating the want of books tor
their libraries. that they should buy them
July /. That is all we have to say about
books.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-06-01
ST. il DIS!

i harvest"
a This
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
AN AMENDMENT OFFERED
To Mr.. Smiths Motion to Alopt tho Par
noll Keport-A Pertinent Iuouiry.

To Mr.. Smiths Motion to Adopt tho Par
noll Report-A Pertinent Inquiry,
LONDON, March I'm the House of
Commons to-day Mr.. Lewis J. Jennings
Progressist Conservative member for
Stockport, gave notice that he would
move to add the following to Mr.. Smiths
motion asking the House to adopt the
reports Of the Psrnell Commission:
"The House condemns the conduct of
those who were responsible for the &C.
cusations against members OF the House
OF completely in murder, when such ac-
cusations we're based on forged letters"
The notice OF Mr.. jennings motion
was received with opposition cheers.
Mr.. Justin Mccarthy expressed in.
tenee satisfaction at finding a congerya-
tive thus taking independent action in
the matter OF the investigation BY the
House Of Mr.. Parnell's assallants. In
regard to the Leagues books. Mr.. Nc.
Carthy assured the House that he had
attended meetings OF the League and
that he had heard nothing contained in
the hooks that might not be read in Par.
lament. }Is n -.sss-- uS. .is
.-
Sir Henry James compared tho Par.
nellite leaders to captains in command
Of troops, with tho striking difference
that whereas tho captains were the first
to condemn disorders, the Parnellites
melted their followers to commit out.
rage. A.elu.Gr. l1.l57.F 80. .l4
Referring 10 LeCaron aud his alleged
falsities, he asbed what was LeUaron
compared with men who had taken an
oath to destroy the Government Of the
Queen and establish republican gov.
eminent, and had then entered paflia.
mcnt and taken the oath Of allegiance TO
Her Majesty. I5G''{ 55F !
Aessrs. As4uith, G. Hall and others
followed. The debate dragged YEARLY
and many members left tLe Uduge.
Finally the House was counted out,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
STRUGGLE Writ A MADMAN.
A brave wOmnns' Desperate Encount,
with mn Escaped LupntIc.

A Brave womnus' Desperate Encounter
with mn Escaped Lupntic.
.S CHICAGO, March Mrs. Peterson had
desperate encounter this evening with
a madman, who gave tho name OF Albert
johnson, and who had escaped from an
insane asylum in Michigan. Jensen
entered tho house and was confronted
by Mrs. Peterson. After moment the
maniac fred his revolver at Mrs. Peter.
son, but missed his aim. The woman,
then, with super.humau strength grasp.
cd hfm by the throat, when a struggle for
life began. The contest was a fearful
one, Mrs. Peterson holding on to the
mans throat until his eyes started from
their sockets, the veins Of his forehead
swelled almost 10 bursting and his
tongue rolled out as he gasped for breath.
At last the blood spurted from his nos.
tri!s. This was too much for the woman,
who relaxed her grip and fed to neigh.
boris house and summoned the police,
who arrested, Jensen in a very much
weakened condition,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
IRON AND STEEL MARKET,
Aho situation ms Viewed by tho Iron A
,A, and Ot}ter autt,or,.,. -

Tho Situation MS Viewed by tl,c rro, =.
40. and Other Authorities. = go
New York, March 7.-Tbe 1ro, Al.
comes to the conclusion that tbe mr..
chaHes Of steel rails for renewals mnst
be much heavier this year than last.
Tho demand for new construction il ny.
pected to be equal to last year. Tho
Engineering Ne'rs estimates that s o3s
miles miles Of railway are now partially COM
pleted or in process Of constrnction3 II thot
1o4l miles are surveyed or Hinder s1S s,,r.
vey, and that 1881 miles Of lines are no not
yesiaa. yes surveyed, but are being pushed by
projectors with such energy that IA
prospects seem fur for the beginning Of
ma, ac!nal work before the close Of the year.
n Iron a9e believes "that the consumption
Oh ral!s WI vii be heavier in 1890 than Il.
was IN 1883. 1t Is not unreasouable IN
nope that it will reach l,SOO OO1 net
Tons. some nd authorities in The trade es-
innate 1000, 900 tons. We are incI;ne5 I
SAio .ne latter figure as high, although
rs not impossible that it nav be reach.
ed, aoo OF IL may even be exceeded. i With
a,ooo'Voo tons in 1900, prices cannot de-
cline much with a consumn,ion ~
;i,voe,ovg IONS, they must develop ris.
ing tendency before long!"i ''
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
:, Will Retain His Sent.

Z WASHINGTON, D. O., March MIR.
Haugen, Of Mississippi, from the Com.
mittee on>E affections, reported a rcsolu-
ton In the Alabama contested election
case OF Threat vs.. Clark. The resolution
which was unanimously reported de-
clares Clark entitled to retain his seat.
1t was adopted,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
Herr Won TlsxR Resigns,

PEsru, March 1.-THE dissension be:
tween Herr Won Tiaza, Premier, and
other members Of the Hungarian cabi.
net, in regard to the naturalization Of
Louis kosspth, has finally resulted in
the Withdrawal from the ministry Of
Herr Won Vieza, the Emperor having
accepted his resignation. Count Won
Sxaparry, at present Miniater OF Agrioul-
ture, will succeed Herr Won Tisxa as
Prime Minister. Harmony prevails
among the other members OF the cabinet
and they will retain their por.. ,,,,oa
Herr Won Tisza will co-.,nne 10 fU, be the
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
LIVELY SCENE IN A CHURCH,
a Indy Required to Ply o. 80 neforo She
Could Sit In Her Pew,

a Indy Required to Ply o. 80 neforo She
Could SIT In Her Pew.
MILWAUKEE, Wis, March IA lively
sensation Is just now agitatlns the at
tendans at st. Johns Cathedral. Miss
Hattie J. White, q granddaughter Of Sol.
omon Juneau, was Inst Sunday ordered
by the rector, Father keogh, not to oc.
cupy the seat that had been occupied by
her grandfather's family for forty years.
She insisted on doing 50, however, and
quite q lively scene was enacted in the
aisle OF the church by Miss White and
the rector: Miss White finally paid s. 50
for the privilege Of sitting in her accus.
toned seat, and peace reigned until after
service. 1t is claimed by Miss Whites
friends that her grandfather donated to
tho church the land on which the Cath.
edral stands, and that the family had
always been given a pew in the church
free.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
SENATOR BtAlI, STILL At IT.
He Accuses tho Prsss OF All Sorts OF Things
Mr.. Hale Opposes Ills iii. (,

WASHINGTON, D. c., March Tho
Blair bill came up as unfinished business
in the Senate, and Mr.. Blair addressed
tho Senate. Ho insisted that the Repub.
lican party was pledged In lis platform
to the passage Of hisbill, and he predict.
cd that II that party failed 10 make good
It's pledge, that fact would put an end to
the party. For himself, he owed no
political allegiance to party that lied;
and there were other men In the country
who were, like him, testing the solemn
pledges Of the Republican party. That,
he said. was no threat, but It was fair
warning from one who loved his party
and has rs much blood in the soil which
that party helped to bless rs any oftbem.
Mr.. Hale opposed the bill. lie spoke
OF the growing opposition to tho meas.
ure and said tit were to be fixed upon |
the country never to have it's grip loosed, |
the line Of State and local interests and |
influences Of powers would fade away
and recede and would be finally swai.
lowed up in a sea OF Federal influence.
He did not believe that the Senate Of
the United States was prepared to cm.
bark on any such course. The history
OF the bill had shown that all tho time
that opposition-to the bill had Increased,
the reasons for its passage had di.
minished.
Mr.. Blair said that he was not mis-.
taken as to the source from which most
OF the misrepresentation at the North
concerning the bill had come. The Jes.
uitical power Of the country had decided
that the way to get control cf the
schools was first to get control OF the
press. The press had received It's full
share OF attention and had manifested
its full share Of subserviency. Tho New
York papera were monopolies Of the
worst kind, and the country papers had
been perverted and poisoned by them.
Even the Republican party in the North
had been induced, by misrepresenta.
lions, to turn its back on the
National impulses Of Republicanism
and oppose the bill; but when it got the
Facts las It would get them some time) i
that truculent press would tell differ
ent story. lie went on to speak of the
Boston Herald, the Boston Globe and the
New York Tribune as being against the
bill, and said that every Democratic pa. S
per in New York had once advocated it, {
naming in that connection the Herald, r
he Times, the Hor1d and the Eyninq :
Post. He also included in the list Chi.
'ago Tribune, "that free trade organ" K
After an executive session, the Senate t
Adjourned until Monday. ~ II
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
wost vlrriuinns In Washington.

Specfa! Dispatch to the IntelIigeneer.
WASHINGTON, D. O., March Dis
trict Attorney Sturgiss and District Mar.
shal White, who were in the city to-day
looking after their accounts in the
Department OF Justice, left here this
afternoon tor New York. Mr.. Sturgiss
is accompanied by his wife.
Congressman Atkinson has located
himself for the session in rooms at the
corner of Thirteenth and G streets, No.
1921 6 street. This place is only two
blocks from the Ebbitt House.
United States District Judge jackson,
OF Parkersburg, arrived in the city this
morning. He is on his way to Florida.
Hon. L. B. Dellicker, of Parkersburg,
is in the city on his way to Newark, New
Jersey.
W. 3. McMechen aud Ben Fisher, OF
Wheeling, are among the arrivals to-day.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
A QUEER BRIDEGROOM.
He Shoots Himself Immediately After III
NInrrIure-nIysterlous Case.

He Shoots Himself Immediately After His
MarrInse-aIysterlous Case.
CLEVELAND, o., March 7.-John N.
Hodgson was young book-keeper with
three houses and lots and bank &C.
coust. For seven years he had been
engaged to Addie May Bishop. Yester-
day afternoon he went to Miss Bishops
home and proposed that the marriage
take place ut once. The pair visited
the probate office, secured license
and then repaired to the residence Of
Rev. DR.. Schrecher OF the Euclid
Avenue Church, where they were mar
ried. They then returned to the Bishops
residence. Hodgson left the house a
few minutes later and, going to his
room, shot himself in the head and died.
The bride did not hear OF the suicide
until to-day, and when she went after
the body learned that Hodgaon's rela-
tlves were in possession OF it. It may
be repleyined tomorrow by the bride.
No one knows why Hodgson suicided.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
Secured I1ost OF tho Money.

DALLAS, TEX, March 7.-supcrinten-
dent Fuller Of the Pacific Express Com
pany, and the father Of F. II. Walton,
the absconding agent, are here and have
secured from house Of ill fame a pack.
age containing SlG,040. Walton left this
package In the woman's charge When he
ran away. This, with the $4,000 given
up by the absconder in New Brunswick,
makes $2l,94O Of tho original s35, 900
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
TllR CONDITION OF. TRADE.
II. G. Dun & Co.'s Weekly Rsvicw or tho

H. q. Dun & Co.'s Weekly Review OF tho
Condition OF Business.
New York, March 7.-R. G. Dun &
Co.'s weekly review OF trade says: Tto
state OF trade has not materially altered
during tho past week, though the change
Of weather has produced much te,spo.
rary improvement in some lines and in
others trade is rather less satisfactorv
than q week ago. The interior money
markets nre generally steady, but on the
whole, rather more easy. At Philadel-
phla the situation is substantially the
same, but there appears to be more strin-
eency. Money Is unchanged at Chicago
ana at Pittsburgh rather abundant
though the demand is large at Cleveland
The volume of domestic trade appaars
well sustained, with general encourars.
ment noted at Boston and St. Paul. and
at chicago Improvement over last wear
IN grain and meats, with the dry goods
trade about equal to last years and the
clothing trade only fair in volume.
Inc Woolen manufactures do not an
pear 10 have changed much in condition
or prospects, though better sales OF
neavy weights are noted at Boston, while
lighter goods are quiet. Sales OF wool
are larger, and it is thought bottom has
oeen touched, but prices are depressed
a. fhliadeiphia, and tho early expecta-
tion OF new and large supplies leads
holders to make Concessions. Tn tho
iron trade, also, the situation has not
materially improved, and at Pittsburgh
prices are making lower.
The window glass trade is active. and
fourth advance in prices within three
months has been ordered hnt Tho iu a;ue
production. ~ ~ ''''ins
!, The coal trade is not better, and entire
~ IN buyers favor. eFrz'-"'- w.
Alttle can be said OF the market for
oreaustuiis Tor, notwithstanding spasm
OF activity one day IN wheot-ra;sinr
sales mere Tor the week to 50.0O0 001
oushels-the price is but one.o,arter NJ
cent lower than a week ago. Corn ia
unchanged, but oats one and one.ha}f
cent higher: The general course OF prices
ior commodities has been upward and
tue average advance for the week has
been nearly one.half Of one per cant -
,,,r;n, rno ssock market has not changed
curing oa Inc past week in any material re-
spec., st" @ ihe average OF prices being sub
stantlally the Same, though there was a
stronger tone on Friday. : 5l'. !. -
Inc business failures during the last
seven dsys are 260, against a total Of 3Ol
last. For the corresponding week of
last year the figures were 23l. 10
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08

STAFFORD, kAs., March Frank O..
Watson's drug store was entered yester.
day about l o'clock by burglars, the safe
was blown open and robbed OF small
sum Of money. The store was then set
on fire by the thieves to cover up their
work, and the building, with its con-
tents, was destroyed. The fire extended
to the store occupied by Jess Morrell,
which was also destroyed: The loss will
reach $4,000, insurance 81, 600. 500 U,l
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08
Tho Worlds Fair COMMITTEES.

WASHINGTON, D. G., March THE
Chicago men who reached Washington
last night were again before the sub.com.
mlssee on the Worlds Fair this morning,
talking about the details OF the hill,
They will remain here for several days
and expect to be joined tonight by an-
other body Of representative citizens OF
Chicago. 1t is not believed that the
names OF the incorporators will hs s,ealect.
ed by the stockholdA-, within n fort.
nign!' put ~" committed will not be de-
y. ;ed on that account.
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CINCINNATI, March AT Lebanon,
O., yesterday ex.Treasurer Coleman,
who had been convicted Of embezzle-
ment, the amount being fixed at Sl2, 500,
was sentenced to pay double the amount
embezzled, the costs OF prosecution, and
to be imprisoned in tho penitentiary
two and one half years. Coleman's
family is one OF the most wealthy and
respectable in tho place and they are
heart broken. - +,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-03-08

WASHINGTON, D. O., March 7.-The
Senate Committee on War Claims has
reported favorably bill introduced by
Mr.. Faulkner, appropriating S2,SSO to
pay to Bishop Kane, as trustee Of the
Catholic Church, at AIartinsburg, for
rent for three years during the war.
Sometime in 1861 the Federal military
took possession Of the church, aud for
three years used the upper story for a
hospital and the first story for stable.
The church building is the finest one in
Martinsburg, and is still used for church
purposes. Up to the present time the
congregation has not been reimbursed
by the Government. E.--- -.L-l.--N