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Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
A HAUNTED HOUSE,

This body of ours has been Iikened to a
tenement. 1t often has haunted apart
ment-the stomach. Scared by the eldrich
sprite, dyspepsia, digestion flies and re-
fuses to return. What can break the SPELL
what can raise the ban laid upon the un-
happy organs? We answer unhesitating-
ly, Hoste5ter's Stomach Bitters, and we
are warranted in the response by the re-
corded testimony of myriads, covering a
period of over a third of IA century. A
course of the Bitters, begun in any stage
of the affiiction, and persistently followed.
will terminate in cure positive, nat partial.
The Bitters restore tone to the epigastric
nerve, renews and purifies the juices ex-
uding from the cellular tissue that act
upon the food digestivelv expels bile from
the stomach and the blood, and promotes
a regular habit of body. Malaria, kidney
complaint, nervousness, rheumatism and
neuralgia give way to this medicine.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
EXPERIMENT N IyrErIA.

However. the trick can be successfully par
formed with little practice. and the way Of
1t is as follows: After tossing the first die into
the box, hold the second enc vita the fingers
so that il shall be somewhat higher than the
bottom of the box and the due within IT. Then
give quick downward movement with the
hand. al the same instant letting 90 OF the
die held In the fingers; the latter will not
move quite quickly the hand and dice
box, and il viii not be difficult 20 move the
box directly under the second die, 70 that it
shall fall into ii without throwing out the
first one. This amusing little trick h an cx-
oellent illustration of tho fact that the prin-
cipie of inertia prevents body from begin
ming 20 fall at the exact instant that support
is withdrawn from IT
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
MAKING READY FOR THE MOVE.

NEW YORK., Feb. 8-The executive
council of the American Federation of
Labor met today to make preparation for
the Inauguration of the eight hour day on
May l. A large number Of members
from affiliated organization were present
and all agreed that strikes would be Or
dered unless the eight hour question was
established. 1t is said that the financial
condition of the federation is such that it
can not maintain the stand taken to a sue
cessful determination. The decision on
which the organization shall take the
initiative was postponed until next month.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
WEATHER BULLETIN.

SIGNAL OFFICE, WICHITA, Kan, Feb.
g. The highest temperature was ~ !,
the lowest was 19o, and the mean 29o
with brisk to light northerly shifting to
fresh southerly winds, cloudless weather,
higher followed by falling barometer.
Last year on February s the highest tenn
perature was 40. the lowest 26 20 and the
mean &c.
FRED L. JOHNSON, Observer.
WAR DEPARTMENT. WASHINGTON, ID. c.,
Feb. 8. S D. H. Forecast until p. m.
Sunday:
For Kansas: Fair weather, variable
winds; colder Monday morning.
For Missouri: Warmer southerly winds.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09

Tho bending OF q glass tube l. one os the
simplest Of operations, yet the chemical ANA
teur can never bs certain Of doing it suceses-
fully until he learns the secret OF tho whols
.natter, aud that Is TO h<at q considerable
portion Of the tube by moving IL bark snd
forth lengthwiso In the 6ane, ss tia sarns
time slowly revolving II between the tingsrn
When the tube Is thoroughly and uniformly
softcned for a spacc Of about t~o inches, il
should be removed from the nszns and bens
into the desired curve. nnt this can Be slow
ly done, as tho sgiass VIII not harden TO
quickly
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
IOWA;S DEADLOCK.

DEs MONIES, a.. Feb, S.-There were
eighteen pairs in the house this afternoon.
After taking six ballots the house ad-
journed until 2:30 Monday.
Both Republicans and Democrats sub
mitted to the opposing party propositions
nearly similar. They both substantially Of
fer to give the other party two-thirds of
the minor offices and the first choice of the
committees in return for the speakership
The propositions will be discussed between
now and Monday and caucuses will likely
reach an agreement before the Monday
Saccjon
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
q NEW PI AY MADE

HELENA, Mont, Feb. S.-Sherif Parker,
who was upon his way to Helena with
Senator Becker, was arrested at Bozeman
this afternoon by the sheriff of Galiatin
county on a charge of kidnapping the
senator. He waived examination and was
placed under bonds AS the matter now
stands Becker is at Bozeman with the
sheriff and unless a special is employed he
will not reach Helena before tomorrow.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09

There Lave been 0aly two train rob-
berries on the Mexican Central railrsAd
since IL Wa Completed The robbers
started In with great erlfhusiz<1n. pus 60
did the government, capturing and kill
ing every oDe isnplSezted. zad .e~
PASSENGER train wairi by without ~yez
wondering hoz snsny Graxnasrrs All
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Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
THE PLANTERS TOBs CLOSED

ST. LOUIS, Mo-. Feb. S.-The Planters
House and Insurance company, owners of
the Planters house of this city, levied an
attachment on Joseph Girardi the lessee of
the hotel today for about $4,000 overdue.
Mr.. Girardi has been embarrassed for some
time and unless amicable arrangements
can be made with the creditors the hotel
will probably be closed in few days.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
pENNovi vANIa;S STORM

FITTsBURG, Pa, Feb. s-No further
damage from the storm has been reported
1t is slightly colder this morning and the
rain has again given place to snow. Tele-
graphic service is in bad shape, many
wires being down and business considera-
bly, delayed. The storm has not interfered
so far with traffic on the railroads. All
trains were on time this morning and no
serious delay is expected.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
An Excellent Rem edy.

According to the eminent Sir William
Gull, pint Of warm water, taken on an
empty stomach in the morning, is the safest
and surest of all remedies for habitual con-
stipation- It dissoives the fecal matter and
stimulates peristaltc action, thereby giving
a normal action without pain IL the tongue
is coated, squeeze lemon into the water and
drink without sweetaning.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
AN HONEST OEEER.

The Monarch Laundry works. of Chi
cago, ILL.,, are giving away 1000 Of their 50
Washing Machines to introduce them and
get agents. No washboard or rubbing re-
quired. If you want one write them en-
closing &c stamp for particulars Editor.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
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Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
THE BULGARIAN CONSPIRACY.

LONDON, Feb. S-News from Sofia of
today's date makes no mention of the
execution of Panitiza and his accomplices.
1t is stated that Zankoff and Mathgeoff
were the ringleaders of the conspiracy.
Mathgeoff received from the pan-Slavist
society in ST. Petersburg $4,000 with
which to carry on operations. All the ad
herents of Zankoff in Bulgaria are now
flying for their lives and taking refuge in
Sarvia
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
SHOT WIThHiS OWN GIN.

KANSAS CITY, No., Feb. s.-A Star spe-
cial from Marshall, Mo-. says: While out
hunting yesterday Warren Dyer, stu
dent. accidentally shot himself. He was
drawing x gun through a hedge fence.
with the muzzle towards him, when =
twig pulled the trigger. The charge en-
tered his groin. He lived only brief
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
AYSiOLOGY AND HYGIENE.
Tbs Phoncgraph Utilized =. 40 Apparatus
for Testing the Hezyis~.

A writer in German nsadkcsJ jvgrnai ss-
se-Tz that Edssozs pzcDcTTEpa Ells 81 tee re
c-5-sce11s f0- a. 2rs-Eetrs Or ins-rEzos1t
fer accurately measuring toe bearing
TEe operation Of ne appars.us = sizpls
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be 70 toe TsarS1E. Is so2n6ss- tt. ae<unrsss3c e
scsle Is t5@n cs@rsrsded sntll a p.sor1.yTHEa -
Teachez9 which cannot be s~zra Tkix s-zr *
la EEs., os hearing sor taAz ear. In tEa
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
STABBED BY HIS sROThER-lN-LA A,

CHICAGO, ILL.,, Feb. S.-A sensational
affray occurred this evening on Clark
street in front Of the Chicago opera house
between w. 2. Belden and his brother-in-
law, j. II. Wing, both young men. A
divorce suit has embttered the pair, and
while discussing it Wing drew a knife and
ripped three inch cut in Belden's throat
and inflicted dangerous wound in his
back. The scene caused great excitement
on the street. There was q desperate
struggle and this saved Beldens life as
Wing could use his knife only once before
he was seized by the bystanders and held
until the arrival of officers. The street
was filled with people on their way to the
theater, aud the bloody act witnessed
caused several ladies to feint Belden may
possibly recover.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09

GENERAL sHERMAN'S BIRTHDAY.

GENERAL SHERMAN'S BIRTHDAY.
New YORK, Feb. S-General William
Tecumseh Sherman celebrated the seven
tieth anniversary of his birth this evening
at his home by entertaining at dinner
Senator John Sherman. Chauncey M. De-
pew. General Thomas E. Ewing, General
Wagner Swaiue and others. General Sher-
man was in the best of health and received
numerous dispatches and letters contain
Ing the congratulations of his friends.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
ANGLo-PoRIuGuEsE NEGOTIATIONS.

LISBON, Feb. S. Mr.. Glenn Petri the
British ambassador had long conference
today with Minister Ribero. The official
press states that the government will not
disclose the progress of the negotiations
with England till the documents are laid
before the courts.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
CARDINAL PECCI DEAD.

ROME, Feb. S.--Cardinal Peeci, brother
of the pope. who has been i'll for several
days with pneumonia, died this afternoon.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09

Borrowed garments seldom fit well, nor
no bogus remedies cure successfully. The
real cure for coughs and colds is DR.. Bull s
Cough Syrup.
Why sit doubled up like an old man, by
boyi What's rheumatismi Take the good
the gods provide thee, and send twenty
five cents around the corner for bottle of
Salvation Oil and you'll ride your bicycle
tomorrow
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
SCIENCE AND PROGRESS.
INTERESTING FACTS PRESENTED IN
BRIEF AND POPULAR FORM.

Entertaining Recreation In the Domain At
Familiar Science-PlAin Direc<ton0 -
ing Glass Tube or Drawing zt - . Ps1nt
With the simple apparatus Of dice box
and two dice quite pretty little experiment
IN nsrtia may be performed As first sight
1t would appear 81 easy n,stser to tcs the
two dice. held ss nepres<nted In the eat, into
the box, one after tine other. But upon trial
it viii be found that, while there is little dit
hculty In getting the first die into the box.
the move that puts the second one in viii
pretty surely toss the first out again. anu tho
problem is to avoid doing thix
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09

the sympathy between the Germans and
English as especially noticeable since the
Emperor William had been created an ad-
miral of the British navy.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
KANSAS LINE FOR QUARANTINE,

CHICAGO, Ill. Feb. S.-The executive
committee of the National Live Stock ex-
change held its first meeting today. NJ.
p. Buell. submitted resolution providing
for the establishment of quarantine line
at the south line Of Kansas. south of
which all cattle shall be considered in the
scheduled districts and stock yard COM
panies should yard them alone; the cars in
which they are shipped to be disinfected
under the direction of an official bureau
of animal industry at terminal points and
by the railroads. The report was adopted
and copy was ordered to be sent to Sec
retary Rusk and the governors of interested
Sratps
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
DIFFERING STANDARDS.

Each grade of society seems to have its
own standard of humor. The delicate finesse
of polished wit, as exemplified by ''The
School for Scandal" or 1.-The Rivals" worth
lily staged and acted, is lost upon the disciple
of McGinty.
1t can be imagined that primitive mans
conception Of a jest must have been of the
same crude nature, and that the grimace of
pain or the spectacle of a fellow stumbling
into ditch was needed to call forth his in
frequent guffaw. Hence, probably, the
growth of the practical joke.
We can mark the traces of such rough-and-
tumble ideas of wit in the horse play of the
old novels and comedies The jests were
driven in with a bludgeon Cracked pates
and bleeding noses spoke more forcibly to the
groundlings than the swift thrust and parry
Of dialogue; if one person tripped and tum-
bled it was irresistibly droil and when two
or three sprawled in heap the mirth be-
came boisterous. Such simple method Of
quadruphng humorous effects must have
been a boon to the dramatist. The public of
that time laughed because they felt like it,
after the manner of children; but today,
since we have stopped to ask ourselves why
we laugh, our laughter has naturally become
less loud and frequent. Nothing better illus
trates this change Of standpoint than the
recent theory that Omar Khayyam's praises
of love and wine are really chants of relig-
ious ecstasy. Regarding Don Quixote rather
as pathetic than comic figure, we find it
hard to understand how the recital of his
misadventures Laughed Spain's chivalry
away"
Our ideas of what is laughworthy shift with
age. ''Verdant Green, with its jolly advent
ures of Bouncer and Gig Lamps" Charley
Larkins and
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
FITZGERALD'S APPEAL.
THE FAITHFUL In AMERICA RAJ.
LIED FOR BATTLE.
Every Effort of the Enemy Utilized
to Cause DissentiOn
in the Ranks.
A Crisis Near at Hand Which May De
eide the Cause of Irish
Liberty Forever.

Contributions Asked for Final Struggle
The French Government Determined
to Enforce the Law of Banishment
Against the Duke of Orleans
An Effort In His Behalf
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09

Consunpsives obtain relief by using
Ayers Cherry PectoraI. No other cure Is
o effective
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09

Ayers Sarsaparilla purifies the blood
and expels all poisonous elements. Sold
by druggists.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE.
LAUGHTER THAT MAKES ONE FOR.
GET THE DAILY GRIND.

The Different Standards Of Humor-In
Olden Times When Ideas Were Drive.
Into Pates with Bludseons-Humorist,
Pass Away and Are Forgotten.
'Why we laugh" is question often asked
but the sources of laughter are SO many and liz
30 far apart that it would be no light task d
enuinerate them. The Jest has not all season
for its own. A large and respectable class q
persons are unable TO recognize a joke q
such, unless they see it duly labeled in tn
funny column" But If you are mo suC
man." the veriest trifie may set you off, am
cause you to quake helplessly with mirth
You grin when You find that your friend is
described in the morning paper as having had
"houses, instead Of ''honors," showered upon
him; or when, in his sonnet, the ''viewless
train of poesy" masquerades as the 'sviewless
train of palsy" Yet were the case your own,
there would be nothing diverting in it; for
no matter how robust your sense of humor
may be, it will scarcely carry you far enough
to make you appreciate a joke of that sort at
your own expense. II goat. or a dog
marches into church, subdued litter runs
through the congregation-either because OF
the incongruousness of such an episode, or
because anything that breaks off long con-
tinued train of thought Is welcome. Inter
course with those unconscious humorists
whose blunders and ebsurdities are treasure
uove TO their acquaintances yields double
sense of qualification, not only amusement,
but a soothing consciousness of your own
superior mental qualities. But whatsoever
the provocation, if you are not in the mood
the iOllieSt QuiD falls fat: for sorrow is moro
easily compelled than mirth. We hear of
crocodile tears, but never of crocodile laugh
ter, though the genus is noted for fine teeth.
You can, at pinch, weep with those who
weep; but TO counterfeit enjoyment Of their
old stories would be a much more difficult
matter.
Wichita eagle., 1890-02-09
Pretty Patty Honeywood,
Fair and sweet and plump,

is side splitting at fifteen, but do not spoil a
cheerful memory by attempting it again at
thirty. "Midshipman Easy" is another essen
TALLY young book. The middle aged man who
can still grow hilarious over ''Pickwickn has
preserved childhkeness of heart that should
be envied, not despised. To careless youth
the quarrels, the love making, the merry
poverty and queer makeshifts of Mimi and
Rudolphe, Musette and Marcel. who figure in
Murger's 'Scenes de la Vie de Boheme," ;" may
seem pretty enough, but at fifty we pause to
question, "What of the declineof such livesr'
Perhaps Murger realized this when he 'Illlled
off" several Of his charming grisettes in the
flower of their days. But while time has no
chemical action upon the eternal charm OF
wit, nothing so soon becomes musty and out
of date as hunor.
IN THE PILE WITH DoEsTICKs.
Last years humorist has often vanished as
utterly as last years snow fakes VIII the
drolling of Mark Twain and the delicious
absurdity of Bill Nye be swept away into
that same rubbish heap where Doesticks and
John Phoenix and the rest lie burieds
We pay the tribute of a silent and some
times bitter smile to the nimble cleverness
of French wit, SO utterly unlike the good M
tIred, dancing bear cfurnsiness of German
humor. Who can imagine being stirred TO up
roarious n1irth by Gavarni's pictures1 That
great portrait gallery Of MS, D'Apres Ma
ture, cuts almost too close TO the quick of
human life to be amusing. With what
subtlety he manages to hint at something
wicked and sinister amid the curves and
dimples of his exquisitely pretty women!
With what profound. cynical insight into
human nature he has contrived to write a
whole history Of character and circumstance
upon each face-the youth so good for moth
ing that his parents think Of making an artist
of him; the danGin, with his foolish profile;
the fatuously important workman whose
marriage with Picheuxs daughter has been
interfered with ''by the government" the
forlorn, froTsy headed creature, with her
ragged broom over her shouldcr-what evil
youth has led to this foul old agel-who has
figure dams les ballets;" the fshwife, with
arms aixEnbo; the shabby senteel bibBophIs
indulging in an intellectual orgy" at book
stall: the two hags discussing their 'fbrigandss
Of husbands, and expressing the pioUs visa
that tbeone might be hung for uurdering the
other; the father with his good, simple face,
SO proudly escoraag bis daughter, whose
pretty, trivial features already tear the i'm
print OF something that is not candor or pur-
ity. Move do not laugh at these.-New
Orleans Times Democrat
Tombstone daily prospector., 1890-07-10
A SONORA MINE.
RmsGler for Wealth ia Mexico

The Fl Paso Herald has the follow ing interesting account of A mine in Sonora and the troubles that beset a man in working it and getting the ore to market. The gentleman spoken of is well known in Tombstone:
 "M. Harper, one of the partners Of the late James Keckin the Dos Gabe- gas mine, near Bavispe, is in the city. He states that Neck had from $40 to $50 on him when killed, which was stolen besides, his rifle, pistol, and watch, by tine murderer, who is sup- posed 10 have been 8 strange Mexican who was known to have been hanging around Bayispe and the Mescal ranch neal. which Keck met his fate. Mir. Harper has with him 4 shipment of ore of 2S tons, which will run about $500 per ton.
 "The Dos Cabezas mine is located about 200 miles south of Deming. He ships his ore 90 miles on the backs oi burros from the mine to the Caretas ranch. It is then shipped by wagon to Deming. I75 miles farther It costs him $50 per ton to lay the down in Deming.
 "The executors of the Neck estate are causing Mir Harper considerable trouble. There appear to be six oi these in all--one in Mexico, two in New Mexico, and three in Texas. When Harper's ore arrived in Deming it was attached by one Of these exeeu- tors, Andy Laird. of Demipg. In the suit Harper beat Laird and then ship ped his ore to this city. where if is now attached by the Texas executors. The ore c=eesior in Mexico is legally ap- pointed and causes no trouble"
Tombstone daily prospector., 1890-07-10

The leading question now is: Are you provided with bottle Of Cham berlain's Colic, Cholera, .aad Diarrhea Remedy, as a safeguard against an at. tack of bowel complaint during the summer months !? No family can afford to risk being without this invsl- uable medicine during the hot weather. It is almost certain to be needed, and is friend indeed when required, as it never iails and is pleasant and safe to take. 9 and J0 cent bottles for sale by H. J. PetU.
Tombstone daily prospector., 1890-07-10
Subscribe for the PRosrEoroR.
Call for schli,z Neg Eeer.

Paul B. Warnekros, has this day re- ceiyed a carload of the celebrated Schlitz Keg Beer direct from Mil waukee. This beer has widely known reputation on account of it's superiority. Mir Warnekros assures al of his patrons that they can de- pend on being regularly and perma- nently supplied with tine article. He has rented the ice house and store room of the Crystal Palace Saloon, one of the most convenient locations. All orders left at his store will receive prompt attention. 6-l6-ti.
Tombstone daily prospector., 1890-07-10
NOTICE.

If you want fine straight whisky, of .i.e most celebrated brands. drop into the Pony Saloon a.id satisfy yourself that this is true. Tine Pony also car ries the finest brands of domestic an! imported Brandies, Wines, Ales, Por- ters, and all kinds Of liquors. Tom and Jerry, Hot Scotch, hot spiced rums of all kinds a specially. The Carmen Key West Cigar is the finest for the money 10 be had in Arizona. St. Louis Anheuser-Busch Lager Beer on draught at all times. No favorites. Come all.
 JOHN SHAUGHNsssY,
 Proprietor.
Tombstone daily prospector., 1890-07-10
The Ner Deal.

 John s. Robbins, returned from Yuma today where he has been look ing after the affairs of state at the prison. The new board met and ad- iourned after shaping things after their manner of thinking. The new ly appointed officers are annexed:
 BOARD or coNNIssIoNRRs. W E Davis, chairman, Pima. $ Robbins, member, Cochise. E A Cutter, member, Graham. c H Brinley, secretary, Yuma.
 OFFICIALS. F s Ingalls,, Supt. Yuma. Robt, Hatch, asst. supt. Cochise. H Taggart, physician, Yuma.
 GUARDS. C Mccormick, Apache. AD Johnson, John Juhl, Juan Za, bala, Alex Berry and L J F Ieger, jT. Yuma.
 Fred Ward, CIV Hackett, and Gee Wilder Msricopa.
 Mat Flynn and Mac c Elliott Pima.
 wD shearer and Chas Cowell, Co ohise.
Tombstone daily prospector., 1890-07-10

Senator Stewart in his remarks on tine silver bill. said that if the confer ence bill was executed in good laith, as the senate was bound to assume it would be, it would give great relief. He was confident that it would be an object lesson that would lead to free coinage. This would intimate that the bill vii! go through.
Tombstone daily prospector., 1890-07-10
Notice to Creditors.
IN THE PROBATE COURT,

County of COchise, Ter. of Arizona,
 In the matter of the estate of Stephen Veitch, deceased.
 All person having claims against the estate of Stephen Vei,eh. deceas- ed. are hereby required to exhibit the same with the necessary vouchers to the uude, signed at his office in the town of Bisbee, County of Cochise Territory of Arizona on or before the 24th day of September A D 1890. 523-4m s c PERRIN, Administrator.
Tombstone daily prospector., 1890-07-10

Great attractions every night at the Crystal Palace by Miss Edith Smith. If you want good time go to She Crys- tai Palace Concert Hall where old boy Jule will serve you with the best of old Slater whiskey. Virginia rye, fine old brandy, old Hook and Zinfan- del wines. finest brands of Key West cigars, Ice cold Anheuser beer on draught.. All kinds oiz-slelieacies for lunch. Come one, come all to the
 CRYSTAL PALACE -