St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-07-13

maiden speech. Gray. however, doesn't
seem inclined to follow Vandewaker's
lead and deliver only "boughten"
speeches.
A little boy stood on the corner o
Sixth and Nicollet last night at late
hour, sleepily crying his papers while
the wind toyed with his tatters. A
passer-by, who had just left his office
and wanted paper, found that the LADS
bundle was composed of Evening Jays
two days old.
whats your name, young one?' in
quired the would-be purchaser. who
! discerned a purpose in the boys ac-
lions.
'.Me name is Augustus AdolphuS
Georgius Geewhilikin McDoodle," re-
sponded the little one In highly tragic
| tone.
"What are you out here selling old
papers for?'
'Histl Do you know why? Then
l will tell you. 'Tis now three hours
since the false Mehitable Jones trans
ferred her maiden affections to another.
have sworn to win her package,
sworn it-by heaping honor upon me
name. Breathe never word of what l
| now tell YOU" Then sinking his voice
to whisper the boy hoarsely aSServ-
Grated, s'I'm laying for a Journal re-
porter, and I'll lay out the other fellow
by getting my name in the paper"
Seerious Where were you Friday
night, Golightly? was looking all over
for you.
automatic band in the city hall.
Coorionc XVba,.a,c tho hand down
there
Golightly-lsn't the council full of
wind instruments, you BOBBY?
Lac Stafford is home from Cleveland,
| and thereby is the intense heat of yes
terday and last night accounted for.
! Lac's account of the trip and its coll
| comitants aboundS in rich, warm, even
torrid coloring.
| Now that the municipal government
| is bent upon clearing the streets OF
| those itnerant merchants who, to Ger
tain extent, impede traffic, why not go
| further and clear the streets of several
other nuisance which interfere with the
| free passage of the streets? There are
! the street musicians to begin with.
They may be unfortunate, but they are
none the less public nuisanceS who OBJ
struct the streets. Then there is the Sal
walton army, which is the biggest kind of
a nuisance on Hennepin and Nlcollet
avenues early in the evening. They
| always attract crowds to the street cor
nerS as through The streets they march,
! stopping teams, interfering with street
cars, frightening horses and rendlng
| the air with their car-splitting noises.
1 &c
| the publiein the name of religion is nc
reason Wi!y it should be tolerated by the
public, but little portion OF
which is in sympathy with
the movement. If a gang oil
| ho0dlulrs were to parade the street
doing nothing but beating drums, foot.
ing horns and shouting, every member OF
the party would be run in" The Sal
walton Army is just as much of a nui.
sance. Let it stay in its own hall. 1t
has no business Oh public thorough
fares. OF piece with it is the con-
! glomeration of missionaries who, on
every Sunday night, attract large
crowds and blockade the sidewalks
along various portions of Washington
avenue. There are more street obStruc-
tionists than the banana men.
An evening paper states that there
has been a sharp demand for money
during the past week. This ''sharp de-
mand" should cease in view of the ex-
perience of the fnancier who went
through Northern Pacific train and is
now IN Dakota Jail.
ST declare this sort of weather makes
me BOIL" observed Precipitation Duct
as his man walked into the open sun.
sit breaks me all up" replied his
friend G. Ollar. 'Notice my limp"
| The July Scar"
The July lumber of the Car, the Phil
adelphia journal devoted to the street
| ,.oiIrrnr indnctru lie of mora general In