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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06
REATTNG DOWy THE CATDRER.
Paul Pioneer Press


"Thcre are women, and Sgain there are women, >
said well known caterer YESTERDAY and II YOU want
10 learn something abOnt their natures yon should DC
in nv business. What's bOthcrng me Well. short
time ago | went ont 10 "A wedding party, small
one and everything seemed 10 90 as smoothly as Oil
When Il was time 10 leave, the lady OF the house
came out to the room where was experimenting me
walters and with n show Of the greatest Indignation.
exclaimed:
".Thls Il simply outrageous
What Is outrageous 2 said ].
The manner in which you have served this parry;
well in what respcctF Put thus 10 the Necessity
Of giving an excuse she replied
There isn't "A piece OF 1iaviland among the china.
Irrltated BY this exclaimed
torted .Pick ont piece that Isn't Hayiland.
We'll the fngerbowls aren't the best, was the next
";They're lust as good as Won paid for was my
,romnt answer i understand yOur little game.
madam and IT isn't the first time have seen II at
ing 10 beat down the price. but 1t won't work"
y" gave orders TO the head walter to pack up ana
left fearful that my temper would get too mnch inc
best Of me. She came around 10 my onice iterwaiI
told the clerk 10 tell her so. Then she reduced tho
bill and sent back with the amonnt abe thought was
due . ..,... o. ,r,o - ,no,
rben IL comes 10 matter Of judgment but she can't
IL She had asked me in the first instance for re-
Auction would have made ID sooner than have had any
trouble but had faithfully lived up 20 INC sgrcemsn,
called FOR without making any extra charge, the entire
hill for that matter being All inconsiderabc amount,
and il aroused 10 have the service attacked In snc
a tran parcntly unjust way:
Did yOn receipt the Dit" -
dwell | should say not. u will he paid You may
he sure but just showing Won ho7 queerly women
can act in awhile as rue they are e 5he 9ss ,
their breaks are noticeable because so enufey uIer
emit from those made by men,.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06
NOW rorrov OFrry CATCHES FIRE on SHIPS


Cnrtnn Hen amin Doanc. OF Pa'nheld, y. D., WIN
,entv retired from the command Of the steamer Chero'
kee OF the CLYDE Line after twenty years OF saaths
NE furnished Tribune reporter with some Interesting
information abont fires shpbold Inc Nesscis
that Capan commanded were In every case COTTON
carriers OF considerable capacity. From personal ooscrvs
on he discovered the OF cotton fires on the
colstlng shipping. Said he; -,
Cotton IS as inranmabe as gunpowder To my mihd'
most cotton fires started whcn tho
ba,es Are tumblcd down the hatchway INTO
the hold NV chief officer came to INC on" day ana 'od
mo that in his opinion iron bindings OF the cotton pacs
yefc striking fire on sanchons In the hold as inc
merchandise was tumbcd down. went down TO see TOT
uvself For two hours watched the bales OF cotton ~
thev dsappcarcd in the hold. and whenever noticed
hale strike spark ordered the bale to be thrown ASIDE
for examination. -
The flint spark Invariably burned hole, cean'cut Is
~ IL had been done with rcdhot darnng needle which
renerated 10 tie OF the bale Oftentimes the nre
went out for want Of Sometimes the tiny spark woud
.moder for DAYS burning meanwhile some OF the cotton
in the centre OF the bale, before going out
1.-THE only way 10 avoid FIRE from this source Is 70
sheath with cloth the sanchons below the deck his
did and thereafter had fire on board my vessel
think few captains Of ships know this fact II thcy 0s
they would follow my example,"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06

nv besides III till she has read the
papers for a few DAYS"
In half a week the enumerating Official called again
''Wouid 1t be convenient you. madame, to see me
to-day 7"
Eyes. 10 would" snapped the Come in"
Thus did discretion the better part Of vaor, and
cathcrcr OF statistics gain his point Madame
had read the Tspers.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06
rHp POWER OF THE PRESS.

"I,ve called said the OF questions, ITO inquire
..Well you don't inquire here!" and bang went the
door In his face.
Then the census.taker went around the corner anu
bought stein of beer, and pondered. Now" said he
to himself and the suppose 20 down 10 the
census Office and complain Of this shrewish woman what
will gain She will be summoned before the Commission
er shall have 20 take half day TO appear as witness
Probably she will cav that asked her impairment quee
tions or insulted her In way. Finally she'll gv'
her answers ct the ONCE shall get nothing Tor men,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06
A WISE YOUTH.


From Babyhood -,
one day T. age three years and nine months SAID
to Jsck age two years Jacs 90 ySI hnoT a %na'
sitherS was the reply then, after q fey minutes,
SJack you viii never amount TO anything you doh'
knov what knowlcdRe Is"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06

While one Of the judges OF this city was delivering
roccntly A severe lecture to convicted prisoner IN
tbe prsence OF the jury. Western lawyer REMARKED
+" a friend II the judge i not careful ne VIII fali
tn," Tho error of a Justice of my state who said 10
,ha nrisoner You are OF the most unmitigatcd
sooundrels have ever known. Jury OF your peers
Sas inst nroperly convicted and you must sinner
Tho usual penalty OF those who keep bad associations
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06

Italian testimony 81 . certain class is cheap. SAID
the prc-dlnc Judge u a lawyer who was acting as
counsel for an Italian last week: Il want to make
some arrangements for the future. Have you much
NOR, testimony To offer - could tell better the
a-vcr answered. rather ncautiou>ly if knew just
how much would satisfy your Honor" Nevertheless
he lost his Casc
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06

Charlie, VI Da Costa by whose will Columbia College
receives scncrou, beque.i was. although quiet ana
unobtru,iyc one OF the bcstlked among the members
Of the bar I'm this city. He courteous 10 every
one gentle I'm his manner. and we'll read In the lore
If his profession samuel Blachf0rl, the present AS
,ociatc Justice from this district In the United states
supreme Court was for many at the head oil the
firm If which Mr.. ia Costa was member II was
then known as blatchford, seward, Grls"oid d
ia Costa Clarence ~ seward now alone remains Oh
tho original firm.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06
LOGIC.

LOGIC
Mrs. 4. J. T., in Baby hood.
NV little boy hen he says his prayers saws ~,
Lord take care Of Paul and make nm 2 good s nhs
When / remonsrate with him and say No say ms MAJ
Paul a good boy" he says, "No, no-Pani Is Wv"
boy
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16

Five Pointers.
First: That the biennial conclavs Of
Supreme Lodge knights Of Py.
thias. convenes at Milwaukee
July 9Th to 18th, inclusive, 1880.
Second: That excursion tickets will be
sold from all principal points In
the west and Northwest to Nil.
yankee and return at rate Of
one fare.
Third: That the Wisconsin Central 4
the direct line from Minnsapo.
lis and st. Paul to Milwaukee,
with two through trains each
way, daily, and Pullman vesti..
buled sleeping car service. }
Fourth: That as the camp ground 10 10
Gated directly OH the Wisconsi
Central. passengers taking thia'
line will have the advantage Of
being landed there.
Fifth: That circular giving detailed
information will bs sent fres
upon application to F. H. An.
son, General Northwestern Pas.
senser, Agent, 10, Nocollei
Hruse Block, Minneapolis; Char
E. Dixon. City Passenger and
Ticketagent. 1872. East Third st.,
st. Paul, MINI. or to Louis Eek.
stein, Assistant General Passen
engr and Ticket Agent, Milwau.
kee, Wis.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
~ ID
which are fairly prosperous; but

which are fairly prosperous; but
the conditions are not similar.
They are connected, in one unbro.
ken chain, with State after State,
reaching clear through to the At.
lantic, each with THRIVING towns
and populous cities. With us it is
different. A wilderness twelve
hundred miles across separates us
from the fertile and populous east.
This waste is an effectual barrier to
the many hundreds of advantages
which result from continuous settle.
ment even to the extreme member
of the family communities. We
are therefore worse off, and as long
as we have to depend on the old
channels of communication we
shall continue to be worse off,
than those states which are as far
inland as we are. But face lis
around to the north and give us a
seaport within an average of five
or six hundred miles, and we shall
speedily overcome the advantages
of our insulated position. Here is
where we have the advantage over
those states referred to. They
cannot get nearer tide water if they
would; we have it at our very doors
almost, and once there we are as
near Europe, both in time and dis.
lance, as New York is. How long
would those interior states sonth
of us wait to avail themselves of
this commanding advantage if the
case we're theirs? They would
have Had a railway built to Hud.
son Bay years ago.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16

lefault having Le,n made In the psym. mt Of
1.-The rum Of Tires Hundred and forty dollar
/ and forly-eight cents which Is claimed 10 be due
at tho date Of this notice, upon certain mortgseo
duly executed and delivered BY George x. fres.
man TO W. II. Randall and 0. II. Johnron, bearing
date the ssth, day Of October, A. b. 1877 aud
duly recorded In the ONCE OF The ReTisief II
Deeds in and for tho county Of PembIne snd
territory OF Dakota, now StAte Of North Dakota on
the 49th day of October 1852 at II 30 O'Clock O. m,
N Ok OK No. ~ OF mortgages, on pages b3S b3g and
~ aud no action or proceeding aving been insu.
tued a law or otherw sc ~ recover the debt eecur.
% by said mortgage Or any part thereof:
virtue Of the power of sale contained In aaia
mortgage, and pursuant to the statute in such
case made and provided, the said mortgage viii
30 foteclosed BY sale Of the mortgaRed pfemise
described In and conveyed by raid mortgage 10
wiz; tho southwest quarter (swt) section mum.
i,er twenty. eight (28D In township number one
and a.s q NUM-
tsining one hundred md sixty acres more OF less
10 Pembins county, North Dskota with The here.
dItaments and sppnrtenances will be sold q
public auction % the highest bidder Cor casS
TO pay eaid debt, interest and taxes, II any. on
raid premtses and twenty-five dollars attofnsys
lee a. stipulated in and by said moftesEe In ca
Of foreclosure and the disbuftmeutI allowed BIZ
law, which sale will be made by The Sheriff 81
said Pembina county or by his deputy q the
6ina IN ssid county and state on the 1Uth, day Of
June. lS00. at ~ O'Clock g. M Of that day, suSject
% redemption at any time within one year from
date Of sale as provided BY law.
Dated, Hamilton, N. D.. May 10th, 1890.
W. II. RANDALL and .. H. JOHNSON.
= III AsAatA ,o.n..v Mortgages:
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16

Grand Forks gave Bishop Stanley, of
the North Dakota diocese, a grand recep-
ton Oh Tuesday evening. The closing
words Of the bishops address are worthy
ofnote. ut is grateful to me to feel that
the narrow mindedness that has charac-
terized 20 many cities of the east has
never found its way to Grand Forks and
God grant it never may, for the spirit Of
religious fanaticism is great deal worse
I think than the spirit Of infdelity and
the spirit Of bigotry and fanaticism
sllonld be kept OH the other side OF the
river. Let it never come into North
Dakota but keep it across the line with
its whiskey."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
Tho First stop.

Perhaps your are run down, can't eat.
can't sleep. can't think, can't do anything
o your salts faction. and you wonder what
ais you. You should heed the warning.
you are taking the first step into nervous
prostration. You need nerve tonic and
in Electric Bitters you will find the exact
remedy for restoring your nervous system
to its normal, healthy condition. Sur
prising results follow the use of this great
nerve tonic alternative Your appetite re-
turns, good digestion is restored, and the
liver and kidneys resume healthy action.
Try bottle. Price Soc. 1T Short Bros,
drugstore.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
The New Discovery.

You haye heard your friends and
neighbors talk about it. You may your
self be one Of the many who knew from
personal experience just how a thing it
is. Ifyou have eyer tried It, you are one
of its staunch friends. because the WON
derful thing about il is. that when once
given trial, DR.. Kings New Discovery
ever after holds place in the house.
If you have never used it and should be
afflicted with q cough, cold or any throat,
lung or chest trouble. secure a bottle at
once and give it q fair trial. tits guaran.
teed every time, or money refunded.
Trial bottle free at Short Bros, drugstore.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
Real Estate Trsnst.r,.

The following is list of real estate
transfers for the week ending May
10th 1880. furnished by Mr.. o. NJ.
O'Reilly of the register of deeds office,
Pembina.
Thomas McKibben and wife to Robert
Ferguson net ll-16l-5l, $3.50
Peter st. Amour to James Kyle lot 2
blk in st. Amour's add to Neche, 500.
Gaylord w Hoselton and wife to Will.
lam Shultz, lots Sand 4 blk II in Wallace
Bros. add to the Town of Drayton, $2l5.
Thos. H. CHM to Annie Taylor set IL.
l6O-55, $1,000.
William Armstrong and wife to Flora
Stewart net 6-16l-56, $500.
Susan Williams to Mary E Ryan lot
blk IL Pembina, $500.
Bnjanin H Webster TO Cady Webster
nw4 27-l6l- 50. 81 $50.
John McGinpis to st. p. Nj. & NJ. r. X.
Co. swt l9-159.54, fright away across, J
500.
Angus Mcdonald to School district No.
II, acre NV corner Of swf 26-l50.55, 81.
John johnson to Sveirn johnson nj Of
nel and nj Of nwt and 81 of nw} and 81
of net SO-lGO-56. $1,000.
Geo w Lemon and wife to Sarah Nc.
Farland lots to IL inclusive blk 80 aud
lots IL to q inclusive blk So st. Thomas
$25.
Herbert Z Pratt and wife to Chas Rob
ins nj Of lot II and nj of lot IL blk II
Cavileer, $50.
Alfred schell and wife to ChasA Gear
heart lots %, "a and Is blk 5 Crystal
$3.50.
Caroline L Kranyenbuhl and husband
to Jane NJ Gregg set 1O-l6O-54. q, 1000.
Amelia johnson to John Hogan sw.
2O-l63-5l, $500.
WI Kneesl,aw to ] w Kim sw3 1898
sc, 81 200.
Canning to John Crowder swl 30
1881 (quit claim deed) $500.
Samuel Woodhonse and wife to &c,
w Ryan and Augustus Short swt 1912
$500.
Moulton Honk to Robert s Ramse
lots 2 aud 8 blk 30 st Thomas (quit CLAIM
deed) 81.
William Hunt to Alice Hunt nw4 3-l5e
81, $500.
Eliza Reopelle and husband to Nei
McKechnie sw} 2S-l62-54, 800.
Levi Bechtel and wife to w Z Lcisti
kow, w Tierney, John Bechtel
Gilman aud J w RG01i
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
strayed From tho subscribers.

A bunch Of horses and ponies bearing
any Of the following brands: On shout.
der. n, H land NO. On left hip, u and
:, and P on either IMP. By reporting
the same to us, the horses will be imme-
diately looked after and the persons
furnishing the information will be suita.
bly, rewarded.
H. A. MAYO C. 20.
Walhalla, N. D.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
stanley's African Book.

Henry NJ. SANKEY'S book describing
his expedition. discoveries and thrilling
adventures, will be published about
June LIST, 1890, aud will contain about 200
illustrations, mostly engraved from
photographs and sketches made by him.
self. a.
Anticipating a great demand for tins
book, INSCRIPTIONS publishers are flood.
ing the country with agents for SO called
Stanley Books, who represent their
worthless trash to be "Stanley's Own"
Persons who would discountenance sucl,
frauds upon the public should positively
refuse to take any Stanley book offered
for delivery unless it be in two volumes,
entitled, I'm Darkest Africa" written
BY Stanley himself, with imprint q
Charles scribner's Sons. New York, on
title page. Reliable agents wanted. W.
D: Condit & Co., general agents Des
Moines, Iowa. 3S.45
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
For Sale.

Oats and corn for sale on time, OH we'll
paper.
w. L. ABRAMS,
36-tf Hamilton, N. d.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
THE LIQUOR DECISION.

By the late decision of the U. S.
supreme court, it is decided, that
liquor in unbrcken sealed packages
may be imported into any state
notwithstanding state prohibition
laws. How much farther the sale
may go, is as yet a mixed question.
1t would seem that while it
might be against interstate com.
merce law, to prohibit the sale
from one state to another, that
certainly state law should have eff
feet when one of its own citizens
sells to another Gifts own citizens.
We believe, however, that the
wider open, this decision throws
the door to whiskey, the greater
the reactionary flow ofprohibitory
sentiment. If the supreme court
today declared all state restrictions
to the liquor traffic unconstitution.
al, in less than five years the whole
nation would be under national
license system, whose restrictive
powers would be gradually increas.
ed until finally the prohibitiye
point would be reached. What.
eyer side of the question anyone
may take, every intelligent man
must acknowledge that the public
sentiment against the sale ofliquor
is gradually and surely increasing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
new FLOUR and FEED STORE

The undersigned desires to call
fthe attention OF the farmers and
people in general to the fact that
he Is now prepared to supply all
with Flour and Feed of all kinds.
WHEAT, OATS AND BARLEY
Taken in exchange, or for cash, at
the highest market price.
Store on corner Stutsman and
Second streets Pembina.
H. G. FELDMAN,
Proprietor.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16

csss Of 5000. 100 On. (2l,ooo.ooo bushsls)
shipped by United States moro than
compromising for the deficiency Of $3.50.
600 qn. (2l, 2oo. 900 bushels) from Russia.
Crop prospects throughout western Eu.
rope and south Russia arc favorably 70.
ported. Looking all around, II appears
a. II present influences At work in the
United kingdom, In spite Of rampant
excitement Of SPECULATION here, are too
much against the articles to look for any
assistance from importers there to prop
up wheat this side. although II market
resumes fair relative basis here, We
look then for good healthy consump-
tive demand for better grades.
Our English friends are particularly
anxious for news Of your crop at this cri-
tical period, and We will deem Il an e..
pecial favor, If you will keep us posted
by letter on this very interesting subject.
If any sudden change. by rain or other
wise. will gladly defray costs Of telegra.
phic advice. which will be thankfully
received. Faithfully yours,
GAUrrER De STE ERolx, WALKER Co.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
To Ministers.

Northern Pacific clergymen's half.fare
permits have been made available over
the Wisconsin Central lines. 1913
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16

We are now giving away the National
Encyclopedia" a book worth S4.25 to Gus.
toners. No lottery but q straight gift.
Call and sec u. SHAw & CHARLTON.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16
STATE OF ONO, C1rY OF TOLEDO,
Lucas County. %

FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he
is the senior partner of the firm Of +. ].
CHENEY & Co.. doing busipses in the City
Of of. Toledo; f0nnl n(1Esssid,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16

Attention is called to the history
of the "bungle and Doodle" seed
business Of the commissioners as
reported by the county auditor in
this issue. A system by which
two.thirds of the seed wheat was
bought from our own farmers and
taxpayers by near neighbors, saw.
ing to the commonwealth, the
hauling and storage charges by
saving it to the farmers, is certain.
ly radical "bungle' and we won.
der our commissioners are not
ashamed of it. How much better
it would have been for the county
to have bought the wheat ut once
and peddled it out itself, aidlng
the small cost of warehouses, wages
ofagents in charge, s.rinkage in
handling, etc. 1" fact we wonder
that the homes farmers who sold
their needy neighbors on these
county orders; did not rise in their
majesty and refuse the "boodle"
thus given then; they certainly
would have done so if they read
tie Bathgate Democrat, and thus
realized what a dishonest "bungl-
irg and boodling scheme this
seed wheat business has been.
Really, this exhibit of Auditor
kabernagle is mort shameful af.
fair. or else the Bathgate Demo.
crat has been a long way off the
truth during the last six weeks.
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Fort Peknbina

Considerable anxiyty has been felt by
some of our citizea during the last few
weeks by rumors6f the abandonment Of
Fort Pembina. By a telegram received
last week. by one Of the officers, it is
positively stated, "That Fort Pembina
will not be broken up" and tie telegram
is from one who should know of what he
speaks. 1t has been said that either the
fort would be abandoned or else made
an eight company post. Our citizens are
now prepared for the latter alternative.
To US men of peace. il seems as though
if a garrison 10 needed anywhere, it is
here, where the only navigable river
for hundreds Of miles crosses the bound
sry line, river which might easily he
made navigable for man.of-war direct
fr1m European shores; where two great
liAes Of railway tap the heart of a foreign
country; where an immense unprotected
length of boundary lies exposed to the
incnrsions Of foreign soldiery, and
along which, the customs are likely. at
any time. to have complications which
might require the aid Of the war depart
ment; whore. within days march, east,
west and north, in Minnesota, Dakota
and Manitoba are the borders of large
Indian reservations; it would seem to a
man who has not made the science of
war study, that these combined, made
this place a strategical point. History
has also, a number Of times, during the
past hundred years, confirmed this
theory. But We presume these things
wouldn't count for much with real "war
Teller" as the Argus scribe would say.
Then again, if economy is thought Of,
forage and rations could be supplied
from this agricultural country about as
as cheaply as at any place. In q
sanitary point of view, a strong, robust
aud healthy soldier ought to be more
valuable than an enervated, ague or vel.
low fever stricken one.
So far rs we laye observed, officers
and men stationed here have always ex-
psessed themselves as pleasantly situat.
ed. and in many cases, thought it an
agreeable contrast to other posts in which
they have been stationed. But such
matters rest with the powers that be.
and We hope that if these reasons have
no weight in increasing the garrison,
that they will see others that have weight
and that at least, it will be long before
orders are issued to abandon old Fort
Pembina.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-05-16

The republican state executive
committee have been called to
,nee.- :. yargo on the 23rd, by the
sssAE. 9. Geary. The re.
Nss \embers are J. LaMoure,
"a sain. j. A. Percival,
III. Hewitt and
committee will
Ie and place Of
h. Time and