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New-York tribune., 1890-05-28
Jnsirncilon.
Miscellaneous.

g CHooL OF ia thorough training y,
- S.,In-t ~, fuiy g. Circulars free.
NcToi" - CURRY Is 2 Bcacon-st, Boston, Mass
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ne N SYLv ANA
RAILROAD.

ON AND AFTER NAY II. $780,
trains leave stations, foot Of Desbrosses and Cortland
500 4. Nil. FAST LINE for the West. Pullman
5,2S a. m tola56us so a. M, Chicago 90 ,. r.
sf ESs ayS "a as and enoS except saada S.
1o;oo a. Mfmk SI gfimfk SEW96RK AND CHICAGO LIN.
dSd R ana ' cl neo" p-s.sn2ns ssPs a
S; a Of PGhe SF s;sa sa By e1a a all sni "a
Lighted BY stationary and movable electric lights Ar.
a.%a 3 Sif h6IIs a1e 1ceHIc&$S ASp cIxGIS5SSFi
. S%G 6c 2 81 t9 ;, 9as a"S and Se! GHs11 @
snaa Is i5's a. % s.Ss chSaso 90 p % and St. Louis
$50 = G@rHls z' 'WSffsrERy EXPRESS for all point, IN
Ard E, Pp%aP Iaa Tsss' Gss
'Sea' ea e9% @ed % 1yd; t a ctnt"aa
700 a. m. second mornlns. Connects Tor Cleveland
500 MP5sid; rgT.n vS,si9qs Rgsa
sps s M F e Syc eoamSgs B. N I
i. n. Cleveland G IS ,. r. next day. and Chcago 70?
Tor CORY Ec he Oh Regions Cleveland and colan
BALTIMORE. WA,HINGTON AND THE SOUTH
Washington Limited Express Of Pullman Pasl0r oar
4al R. car 3r s2S ~ 500 e'Sd aHd wsSAnsSn so @ ,s
@Sa Only $40 TSo Io2 p n p % saaday % and 80 NJ. tsS 5SS
?a g0G p and Ohio o"a a9aS and aF cnciaaa p seepe
FOR ATLANTIC ITT ? 90 D. Clhrouch Buffet Pario'
and Coach week kdavs. connects for Browns
Nills. For Cape Nav. no p. m. weekdays.
Od Point and Norfolk. Via NewYoFk. Philadelphia
No-f ,lk R,iroad 10 q. m daily eXcep, sunday and
8 90 p m daily; Via Baltimore and Bay Line. Q 10
FOR PHILADELPHIA.
Express Trains leave follows -
20 ~ : 90 : 30 10 Chi'ago Limited, win
Dining Car and 10 10 Washington Lnlted and II 90
~. Y 80. 90. 10 go 3 80 90, 30 ., 90
Accommodation II 10 a. ~. 40. and 90 p n Sun;
days INprc,, G:lj. : 30 9 90 10 Limited, and
10 a. m . 90. 90; 80, oo. 90 5 90 and 100
ghe NeS.YorS transfer Comrsnv VIII call FOR and
check baggage from hotels and residences.
For timetables ~ local trains apply 70 any cekt
agent NJ the CoTpany. -
CHAS T. PUGH J, n WOOD,
General Manager. General Pass'r Agent
New-York tribune., 1890-05-28

For Both Sexcs-Country
-, .c,TION SCHOOL for boys and girls. Pleasant
Y "Lnre Tor adults on the CIiESBROUGH SEMINAR
,,,rWno no"'v Terms @ moderate. North Chill. Monroe Co.,
y, Y.
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Musical instruction.

ID ANJo and GUITAR taught In twenty PrDete essSn nR
IL With or without the aid OF notes HENlsf u OoO
Gov io7o Iroadway. between 32d and 33d SIS.
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CHAELEsToN. :. G.. the south and south
Y
JACKSONVILLE WI VII rLoEIpA rl1NIs

JACKSONVILLE ANp MI FLORIDA POINTS.
TIE CLl pI STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
i'ror Pier 49, f. Ifo.- EoD-',ei'.st % 3 o.
CiIfEOKFI. tnaf.c. tfn and iackoutilF lI.. N'F 3o
IiMASNFI a.. ia l--ors Ilr. lur>.. iuf
SfNISoi.E Chsiie,tnn and lac cs,ou,lls vi. ine
IKOQi'OIS Chail.ton and Jacksonville Tuas Jln. DO.
Al steamers nf-cla,s passenger o. Dmiloll zoos
Insurance under o.'n policy cL'c' - nh ~ on" n"F
cent WI J. 10 ~ 80. - ..
r q rGTr q = 4 - : / & T. La. Ji1 u vav. Ny
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,NrrI.RG- ,NIFRICiX PACKET co.

n I'I.I = ~TTNII r NV NII-TaT V--N IN -TI-
Parts. Iitufur-. Sew 'nin .rr,w st.aurrs - 1000
ton, and - 500 20 1000 hor-e-I"v'r
tUIt,i-IAE SERVICE. =. y .-Iarl ~ t'rc~'
.Suc,ia ! .. D. MAY "9 'Wa1nd p m. June y
Aug..Nl,torla1 pm. Nav ." NomNn q a u.. Jan" J.
,pba.tIa 0 u Jule { oiuu.hlf .. Juno -
Nofmannia : a IT, irnc .Ruria 80 a d.. June q
Sta,fg.r. l,av. from HAMBURG po-k4 U0b.t.u. y i.
~pcrlai ,,t., fo- phys,c.n. 20 u,o Ec-ln CONGRESS
II ,MpTFrt, iNfI R1ftS lGTN'L PASSAGE OFFICE.
'p,ctTT COMPANY 4. u. Ef( (lIAKDS { GO.
a I.fo,GWav. Nov ioIk. 6l BroadW1F.
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j FOR QIFTNSTOWS AND LIVERPOOL
CITY or RFhrIN Weinr-i,v. MAY - l2 30 p. uI.
CITY OF CHl STIR ....... Wednesday. jpnr 8 % =.
CITY CHIC NtO N'dncst1v. Jun" II ! ..
CiTY OF Nfv.YORK Wednc.iIy June - G p. BOD.
From Ptf g. y. T.. al oilinc Chri.i0phcrst I"-fr.
FIRST CAUIN. 500 and M ari arcordinc o steamer
ard location y ION" SIt4T(H, G\N @3'" 'ri -:
vKIGHT { >"NS. General Agents. HoWLIN"
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CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW-JERSEl.
FOOT or ,: T551 y Msv N9RT 20 !5o RIVER
Msua e u1s %"1FG cadss Ase
S5S cS%5s saRsn S ss Allen
M for Tor Tsn smnstd nE6se aSa Ea%%n i9a hs% Er.Sn Alien
and MauGh chgnS On s;oaG'yN N Gr L9ks Hot
s:nss 90 ApS~d % o Ga5t bua .
SsSs saa5a iSsii. wFisi TifRHaS fHSS1s
On sunday; e: Ea''on' bethlehem, Allentown. Madch
a5s e. Efi9n Rshe A5sn:o"q scSasSa Mnash
.so ia Tl!s%nson Lake Hopoeo"s' Eas'on
9 3 z; 20 M,usA
For Rod bank, Long Branch Asbnry Park. OCEAN
'V5 70 80 . 10 > m; SUNDAYS. 90 a n.. 90
Aangs Hs3nd' 7 g M3a",9 a. 40 and 3S5cyDo5
S'I' o.' GakoTc'4 "a Toms River and Barncca, 30 rs
For hantc sS '9 2lIy G "vinyn4 and prldgcton 80 a m
i' ro4 T. Freehold 30. SIS. IIl5 a. m, 80 80
4 S5 Aoqy q o. 20 sS % Sl5 = 30 % e. H. 5a3,T
'O0 d '"'' SAYDY HOOK ROUTE.
'''' AI'' From Pier log, ., H;.,o,:.,. a N,.
Tor Atlantic Highlands. Highland Beach, Seabright,
Np,uoufh Reach. Long Branch. &C.. 10 80 10 - n
4..i o. 90 p. ul >pndays. = 30 q. u. For LlheWood
Tom. River and B,rulg,t. 3 .Aj y. m.
For f-b,ron Grove. Ashurr PARK Point Pleasant.
&c. % 10 - M. - ,. in sundays except
G-,,.s aai ury Para. az 30 q.
FOR PHILADELPHIA. BALTIMORE AND
WASHINGTON
va Central r. \. . NewJer,cy rhl2telphia and Read
ror I'h,G,ran At 80 7:i5 CO. II 30, a. NJ 20,
S@Dl5S 5oo 5y ii 0 90 a. 'G @ o. 90 5oc y1s %
p of '5 ha'or in 'd asd washington d,y %, II 90 x
Trains l.aylnc % II 30 4. M. 30 90. , 90.
20 o. 10 y night. except S1tu'iay night have con
n.ctidn f,- Reading Iarri~burg, l'ottsyille. g..
Fo- Suni1r,' Icvi.hurg and wlamsport VIA Phll-
dsipha a, : - B. d.. q 90 pArlor Car. 80 D.
l1'ij uIdrt.n rNrept saturday night, ndays p.
qsKe,s aud ParloCar b. procured at n 2ei,
AZ OF so 32A Broadway. 131 0th-aN"., 2Gf West
is5ihs, i3i iast l.Jth.st. NewYork Court.st, $50
rulf1n..' broadway. Hro0klYn.
New York Transfer Company will call for and check
t,rt1c. r-nfa hotel q residence.
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8 HOURS
TO WASHINGTON
Jersey Central, Reading&B. .&O.R.R'd
FASTEST TRAINS
IN AMERICA.
NO EXTRA FARE FOR FAST TIME.
PULLMAN CARS ON ALL TRAINS.
Engines Burn Hard Coal and Coke.
MO DUST, NO CINDERS,

By reason OF the construction OF bridge
Schylk the abovenamcd lines under their schedule OF
Nav H. are enabled 10 offer accelerated Express Train
Service tetween NcwYoTk Phlade pho Baltimore. aud
Washington fastest regular trains ever cstab shed
The fast time T. rendered practicable
bv superior condition OF the doubetrnck steel
roadway excellence OF equipment and elimination Of stops
TICKET OFFICES:
NEW.YORK II. 2G1, 4I5 9i4, 1,l4o and 1923
broadway 737 204 West l25thst and 1872 East
l25th-st
Broadway.
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C,oMpAGNIr GrNERALE Transntlantinnc.

\ FEI.NCIG LINE 10 HNVRE EVERY SATt KDNI
Company "lor lueV ". ~. North kN'r a. Nori"n-'
IA NORM NNDlE. collier SATURDAY. Nav 81. 800 u. n
La not ECOGNE. Ir1ng,ui Naturiet. Juno e. r
Ia BEETAGNE DE- Inuss'i ln.. >a' Jun. li 80 .. i.
IA GNSCGGNT. Snnfclii ... SaturdaY June -. q. i
Ia NORM kNDII. Collier >a'rli'y. June 27 J J.. m
\. FOE1ET General Agent 80 Rowling ''r"'n.
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DED I'D" LINE OF STEAMSHIPS

IL FOK LAGUAlNA, PUERTO CABELLO, CURACO\
tOKO AND MARACAIBO.
Calling Trinidad 10 land aud embark paSSenpcr. md
mails
From Pier 30. East River.
S. pHILADEI PilA A-.-.-: Tuesday. June g. . 90 D. m
So Vf.NhIl Ella Satnrdly, June II. 90 p m
IS. CARACAS THURSDAY June 3G 4 90 n nm
These American steamships. specially Iullt Tor IN.
trade have superior accommodations for passcngcr.
BOCLrON, BLISS & DALiETT
General Managers II w.Iist
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STEAMBOATS,.

HUDSON RIVER BY DAYLIGHT,
a. Day LIN, steamers.
- Wy
Daily irNcrpt >Iut1ysJ
Leave Brooklyn. lulton-st 10y Annex --.. go a. r
d. Ncw-N Ork Dr-bio.~.--i : 80 60.
West --..-f .-.-..--. ? 90 Go
To. ALBANY landing AZ louEer>. West Point New
burg rouchkcrp>ic. Rhu... d. tatsNil aud Hudson.
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W-1tKk TO I-lN l-kf'''I'. D, ~ I'..'N4'"'' -
FINN Pi,i fN. NoftA l.t'F
FAST fAII,i>> MAIL >ItNl'
>,r,nio Sa, Ma, 81 . H. ir. Ga1 Wd Ju- - G 30 a.r
lot4nia. lone { - .. 81. f.r4fa So nn' ~ DO
I uli'a June o. 30 >. Aur'ni' st Jnn. p rn-
Ser,ia SIT Juno - =. u. Notul Wcd JuiY - n.H.
'Wl.l uut carry storage.
cabin u,>.are -Io and upward. Int rfr,iat' -3i and
go storage ilrrt. and fon a. lrt- ~ i.t"pr -
very low rn'c. boy 'terht and pi-.aF apply p h" ''-
po. - - .,s. : iinL N't-i y
NTENON n BROWN 4 co.. ".ursal Asnri-.
New-York tribune., 1890-05-28

DAClFlC NAIL STEAMSHIP COMPANY'S
L LISEs FOR CALIFORNIA, JAPAN CHINA.
CENTRAL AND SOUTH AMERICA AND MEXICO
From New-for pier foot OF Canal St. ~ H..
For san Francisco. Via the lsthinus Panama
CITY OF PARA sails saturday Nav 81 noon.
From san Francisco. lst and Brannan is
For China ana Japan,
CITY OF PEKlNG sails Saturday June a. 3p m
For frnRht a-sagc and general Information aupy To
rOmpahy's Oicc on the pier. foot Of Canal-st. y Il
II. ]. III Lay. (.nnernl Sunnr nrlntnndnnt
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LII FARES REDUCED VIA STONING.

"A IuN LINI--Ihc Nsld. route. H0st0n, g Ffovl'
LANp aud NIOTINIlON leave new Per 35 n. II.
enc block aboy" Canal -; at p H.. sunday excepted
NATSkll.L, HUDSON. AND CONSACKIE.
~ Ro1t, leave daily. sunday excepted. from Pier 49,
foot Jsy,t y r. a. j. connectlng at Hudson VIA
B.. \ Il. Il for Al io'ut~ cast Also Lebanon springs
Il. direct BENNINGTON. VI.
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\EW-YORK STEAMSHIP COMPANY.

n EW-IORK AND CT ia M.Nll. s. COM
~ PANY FOR CUBA AND MEXICO.
From Plots 10 and u =. r.. at D..
SARATOGA. IiavRns and Cnfdenas .. we'd. Nav %.
!. .o,.,,.cu,~,ro>. Hay, Prcgrc>o Tamplco
- VT "'''h''''N''l IrApim 4 Ncf1lIrI.S sat May 81
SENECA. Havana and Mantanyas. We'd June {.
!, o, =, :, ~. >t,pt. ilnN.. lIOgrcs". CBmp'che.
u W |i'H HN'p"i" FfOnterd Vera CIUK. sat. June
SANTIAGO }Naesau. Santiago de Cuba 4 tlrn-
"' ''i fIcgos Thurs. D.
For particulars freight OF passage apply 10
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~ Pier Al. y r. foot of Leroy II ~
NEW.YORK and LIVERPOOL. via OF EENSIpWN.
CITY OF KONL -eils -
SATURDAY Nav 81 3 p m June es July 20. Aug ~
Cabin 800 $50 800 Second cabin. t3o ste.rage $50
SIW.YORK AND GLASGOW. VIA LONDONDEEKf
'Dcvonia MAY ~. 8 ?. ~. Anehofia June j. D. M
Clr~assia June :. y n Ethiopia. Jun" 81 : q. ~
cabin so anl ESQ. second clas>. e3D. St"crng" -.
-ans froni Anchor LIN" Ii"r'. fienic''
Stores brooklyn Wall-st. f"r-N.-
f,NDFtSON BROTIIIKS Bowling Gr'"n.
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STATION FOOT OF LIBERTY STREET.

NENTRAL RAILROAD OF W-JERSEI,
~ FOOT OF LIBERTY.ST, NORTH RIVER
Ti.ue Tl Of
New-York tribune., 1890-05-28
Ocean Steamers

IEARN' west i4'n street
Trunks Satchcls. Bags. Steamer Chairs. Rugs. ko.
Largest stock and best values In Ncv.fork
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-09
WIT AND WISDOM.

-"Do won know what dutv isp- "It
IA what wo cxact from otborsr-A. Du-
mas
Tho man who ia so busv that he has
no time 70 laugh needs a vacation
Rams Horn.
-patienee humility and utter forcet-
fulnoss NJ self are Tho true roval oual.
itios.-Tbomas IIuches
nv examininr tho tongue Of ma
tient n physician discovers tho disease
Of tho body. and by the same means a
pbilosopber discovers the disease OF tho
mind.
= A scandal monccr ia n norson who
talks to our neivbbors about us. An
entertaining tallxer ia a person who tells
us mean stories about our nciphbors.
Munsey's Weekly.
1t is we'll onourh for n man To wait
ti,l bis shin comes IN. but be would re-
alI,o on ,be caroo mncb soonor N bo
yould bns,Io far n tnc-boat IN tow a. in
IN harbor -Elmira Gazette
Nc co,,o 1,ohring So, 20 M, car-
man snmmer eardeS lint n large bodv of
Goals ontIrelv surrounded Inv nonchers.
Tho nhonotic sim,Ior,tv has deceived
ron I,ahrinr not beorinr Soap-
;,os,or Transcs,nt ~
'o'.y nv, r.nS Ia ia ,.,., h,,
,..,.s s H. t ~ ~. - en-,
opy,,"aa ~ 49, anha I ra,,ar,,aS 49, ..s ,on a.o ra,,
saaS ans ,'oha.a mo,i ,oa. ,a,,,ar a,,i
soya "u .sa,,oa [ ',,aas ~ M ~. son,',,nso,, ',
I'm, r,,,sa a.ssI's nia..nn ~, " ooi W. '''''
riesenuo pla's,.. .,c.,
~ nia,, nay naNo nvau ~ s.unva .'..,,.'
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-09
BASSETT eco.

Catholics, 1856 other Christians, In
Guiding the Morayians, Baptists, Meth
odlsts and othor independent chprchesi
5G3, ,i72 jews, and li,2Ts "unclassifled. "
OF the l25613 independent Christians,
co. 900 are Baptists, OF whom 2O,9go arc
members OF the Baptist churches
Wesley was onco engaged in an inn
portant conference with his leading as-
sociatcs. They wanted a satisfactory
definition OF faith. No one could fur
nish 1t. Wesley sald "Let us call in
Mrs. NJ" naming q woman Of strong
sense and doep pietyi i'sho can toll US
just what faith Is In D phrase that a
child can grasp" The woman was call.
cd in. "When asked what faith Is sho
replied: at is taking God at his word. ="
"rhat will do" exclaimed Wesley. And
that will indeed do for all OF U.S.
I'm Grosspclsten in Eastern Prussia,
Is q teacher whose father and forefathers,
ever since tho year 1880, havo been act
ing as teachers in the village. Son has
followed father, SO that in 1880 the fam
lily Dettihn was able TO accelerate its 250th
anniversary. All Bettihns have cele-
brated the fftieth anniversary in Office,
pnd. what is more, every ono OF them
has celebrated his golden wedding. Tho
present cantor, Julius Bciiihn, who has
been teacher in that village since ls4l,
Is at present sixty-eight years old, and
remarkably active and physically strong.
--Woro man able to writo In seven
languages, could he daily converse with
oil tho sweets Of the liberal sciences to
which the most accomplished mako pre-
tensions; were no to entertain himself
with all ancient and modern history;
and could no foast continually on the
curiositios which tho different branches
OF learning may discover to him, all this
would not afford the rnvishing satisfao.
tion which ho might find in relieving
the distressos OF q poor, miserable
noighbor. nor would 1t bear any COM
parison with tho heartfelt delight which
he might have by doing service to the
kingdom OF our great Saviour In the
world. Cotton Mathor.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-09
RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL,

-
MIR. J. J. Ilill has given half mill
lion OF dollars to establish q Catholic
theological seminary in St. Paul, Mimi.
--Ynlo's academic and scientific fresh
mon classes will aggregate nearly 400
members. Princeton will open with
over 800 men.
There are bT.oli Daptists in Ohio.
with dSs churches. Last year the do
nomination in tho State contributed for
missions sl8,oOl.27--an average OF 20
cents per mcmber.
--Coleridgo cbaracterizes certain rc-
ligionists as beginning by loving their
party better than their church-that
they 60 on 70 love their church better
than their God, and end by loving thom-
solves best OF all
Man is flrst startled by sin; then IT
becomes pleasing, thon easy, thon de-
lightiul, then, frequent, thon habitual,
then confirmed. Tho man Is impenl-
tent, then obstinate, thon no Is damned.
Jeremy Taylor.
--Sixty-sevon seniors and ninoty-two
juniors at Yale University elect Old
Testament literature. two lessons u
week, for next year, tho Old Testament
being tho only textbook. Oriental
history. with special reference to tho
bible, will bo required study In tho
freshman class. Prof w. X. Harper
will teach thcso classes.
The religious statistics OF Germany
show 20, 800, sa7 ovangelcals, including
mcmhors OF tho Lutheran, Reformed and
United CHURCHES; io.7SA7sa Roman
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-09

before him, and IN tho thick OF which
le still finds himself,-Good Health
Repairs Npcdel-histrcss-,Mary,
what are you doing with that clockq"
Mary with tho servants bed room clock
under her arm)-"Plaze, mum, Dim takin'
1t to watchmaker's. It'sall out nv order,
mum. livery morning at foivo o'clock it
goes all TO pieces, an makes such q
racket OF can't slape."-N Y. Weekly.
1t is not from prudential motives
merely that the energetic and persever-
ing assist each other, All men OF vigor-
ous minds and elastic temperaments
sympatbise with effort They honor tho
individual who has fought gallantly tho
battle OF life, though reverses may have
oyertaken him; they recognize him as a
kindred spirit, though he lies on his
back; they are willing to give him a
hand. because they feel that he needs
but new tcolhold 10 assure Lis ulti-
mate success,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-09
s -
WOMANS' EDUCATION.
II j. More Easily Acquired and Less Ape
plled Than That of Men.

~
plled Than That of Men.
What is the use Of all knowledge IL,
when mountains Of difficulty rear their
awful heads, the practical common sense
which manufactures wisdom out Of
knowledge be lackinge What profit Is
there In all tho laws Of the chemical
kingdom II tho knowor can not mako
them take the stains out Of her fine new
gown? Vassar knowledge, you SEQ,
without Vassar wisdom! A young wom-
an who had Just carried Oft one OF the
graduation honors In some like institu-
tion. II not In just that honored ono,
found tho front OF her lovely frock-her
very graduation irock-sprinkled libcr.
ally with brown spots which no one
could account for or prescribe for. Salts
OF lemon, oxallc acid, all the best known
detergents, were considered and dis
missed rs being too harsh TO be safely
tried on the delicate fabric. A hop at
the little mountain resort was in pros
pect and the young girl was In tears.
Then to the rescue came tho fifteen
year-old brother with such a knowledge
VI to no naQ piOhtu up
'fooling round" as the family called it.
in neighboring laboratory. borrowing
q few ounces OF washing soda from tho
houseteeper and small vial OF muriatic
acid from tho house physician, he pour
cd the acid over the moist washing soda
and held the fabric over tho irrigating
fumes that Immediately began TO rise
- ~ futn l.11.I
breath, as right before her eyes, without
aLy agency except that OF the mysteri-
GUS vapor, the brown stains melted out
OF sight and left tho goods as daintily
white as at first. And she had tho sense
to hold her tongue, too. when her
brothor-doing the proper thing for
fllteen-year-old boy who had boon able
to teach his college-brcd sister in her
own trade, as he said-jeercd and ad-
monishcd hcr to revive her knowledge
OF chemistry on tho properties OF chlor-
inc gas.
But that she had. She could have
told him glibly enough that chlorine is
n heavy gas OF grecnish color and irritat
ing odor; that II Ia destructive 10 life,
and that 1t is largely present In common
salt Oh, yesl she could have told all
that and more, too. She could have told,
probably, what fun the girls had making
1t in tho laboratory in college, and how
they got the horrid stuif into their
throats, and how one girl was careless
and got hor lungs full of 1t and had to
be carried out nearly asphyxiated, and
how they held red roses in the gos and
watched them turn white; but when it
came to setting this knowledge to work
and making II take the ugly stains out
OF her white dress, bless your soul, she
never thought Of such n thingl But her
young brother did, and herein lies the
commonost advantage OF the mind mas
culinc over tho feminine mind. II
doesn't necessarily possess moro knowl-
edge, but IL organizes what II has and
applies TN. y, Eyoning Sun.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-09
plra AND POINT.

The Modern Maiden. -He-Would
that those busy little hands were minel
She-You can hire them for SIS week.
Van Dorn's Magazine.
$50 your intended is really beauty,
eh?" "a beauty? Yes, indeed. Why,
shc even looks handsome in an amateur
photograph. h."-Indianapo Journal.
Room for Doubt. Mr.. Whitney
House (pointing to young Clarence Yer
isopht and his girD souls with
but single thought" Mr.. chauncey
Lake (cynically)E"Which has it9"-
Westborough Tribune.
! Tho Returned Traveller. -"Switzer-
land, madam, Switzerland is horribly
overrated! You are all tho while shut
in so by mountains that you can't see
any hing."-Courrier des Etats Unis.
-"Wcll, young man." said the irate
parent, "if you persist in your present
course you will sup sorrow with q
spoon.' 81 don't know whether that
can be worse than eating ice-cream with
fork" returned the proAgate; ''and
I've tried that"
Husband Sitting down to supper)-
"Where are all the children. Marig?"
Wifo--"I sent them to bed" Hus-
band-"To bed? Why so early?' Wife
-"Because you are going to put up that
new stoyeplpe, and want them to grow
up to be polite men and women. n."-Bos-
ton Herald.
Duchess of Borrowitz Ito Attendant)
-"Who knocks at the castle gates at
this unseemly hour?" Attendant Tex
citedly)-"It is thy son. He brings with
him an American wife with purse
large enough to pay all tho family
debts" Ouch ess with emotion)-"Ad-
init my son and tho purse. IN. Y.
Weekly.
Won Lohnote "a ponderous basso-
singing)-'A Warrior Bold Am L. Two
hours later; Madam Won Lohnote =
Jacob, "a the wood ready for the cook?"
Won Lohnote-"Ycs, my dear" Madam
Won Lohnote-"Then lock tho doors,
and don't dare to wake the baby" Won
Lohnote (meekly)-"Yes, my dear
Pittsburgh Bulletin.
Little Nell-"Auntie took me to
the matinee to-day, and all tho idiot
asylum inmates were there. The man
ager sent them free tickets, and put
them all in one part OF the theater In
whole lot of seats by themselves"
Mamma-'Indeedl And how did they
actP' Little Nell--"o, just as II they
had box. ."-Springfeld Republican.
Maria" he pleaded, 'if your IA
thor will not give his consent will you
elopc with me?" "But, Tom, Just think
Of the wedding presents we will miss.
] will promise TO be yours whom papa
says yos." "0h. pshaw Why wait all
that time? II we elope we can cello.
brate our golden wedding by the time
your father comes around "-IIarper's
Bazaar.
-Ethel-"What are you so angry
about to-night?' Maud-"rvo received
a note from Jack saying that he's en-
gagged to Clara Beachly." Ethol-"Well,
should think that would relieve your
mind rather than make you angry. You
are engaged to Tom Shore. and intended
to throw Jack over anyway" Maud
"Yes, goosy, but do you think wanted
to lose the fun of throwing him over?"
Epoch.
Nobody cares whether tho inhab-
ltants Of Jupiter are transparent or not,
as scmo OF tho star-gazers affirm; but IL
would be something OF a godsend in the
way OF wisdom tc understand by what
process of vision a woman can sec clear
through a man Weighing two hundred
and forty pounds with as much compre-
hension as she can look into plate
glass window full of new bonnets.-
Rsm's Horn.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-12-09
A FARpY VENGEANCE.
vlndictlve Energy OF n rntriotio Son
Bonnie Scotland.

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