The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-12-25
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schlspe. last sist,f Al. bhsd. Denny.
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to,ns.
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thu. !, sss slssys on i,s biod legs.
"A slight typographical error As il
sss written. The M,sses Sosnso have very
engaging manners. The Misses Bosnso
have very epgsgiog msmmAs'
--McG,il Il Do you exchange unsstisfsc,
tory gooisi Salesman Yes. cir. Mccall
We'll here's sn overcast l got here lest
year. sod ,biuk I like your new styles
muci better.
Did you know tbs, Miss Bjones Va
Coins 70 marry young Smith l koow II;
but cannot anderstAnd hos girl - ins
teiliseoi A. she 10 can consent 70 marry
msD siup,j enough TO sso, TO marry her.
John. ssid Mr.. Stingys xifs. l would
20, bny soy more Two dollar irousen IL
we're you. Why poti This Last pair you
bought are the iieniic.i ones sold The
rsgmau sir weeks ago for ATTY cents.
"A youth 81 Blddsford. Me-, hsd an
excellent excuse Ter tsrdiness. The mis,
Give be- bore 10 the teacher from his mother
read: Please excuse Alfred for being late
He had shsd for dinner
-fou say that oil dreams are due 10
something influencing the sleeper 1t The.
particular moment How do you acco, Mt
for my dresming the other night that !
vss desdl Probably the room wss too
hot
Youtg Wife - Hofrorsl See herr, cir
your dog bas run of with whole sponge
cake left outside 10 cool. Tramp Don't
worry. mum; that dogs tougher than be
looks. He hin est anything.
do you think. young man. that you
could give my daughter oil she ssks fort
questioned psps srimly. l-aw-think
10. .it murmared the lover. bashfully.
Sbc ,ays sbe wants only me.
Everything 10 At . standmiiil With us,
said the dear old Philadelphia mstron. ~
30 ! have observed. replied the m,jor.
ionr daughter. hesr.is still twenty three
Just rs she vas ten years ago.
--Sympsiheiic Visitor Mrs. A., what
do you suppose makes you suffer soi Mrs.
A. Il dou't know. I'm sure. and I believe
nothing but = pos,'mortem will ever show. |
y. V-You, poor tbingi You are 90 weak |
you could never stand thsti
Its getting quito dark nov. remarked |
Cbclly a. they sat on The front pisxza.
Yes she answered. With .. touch Of scorn
~ she surveyed the distance between
thcm. ons might imagine you were afraid
OF tho dark.
oh no-tbsrs sin't any favori.ss 10
our family. soliloquized johnny. Oh sol
susss no,l II ! bite my finger nsils !
catch il over the kpucties. Bnt the baby
can Eat bis whols foot and they think ne
Just canning
kind Lady IL you need clothing !
eau supply Jon With 40 old suit Of ny
husbands, but they'll BE- about four sixss
Too biz for you Tramp Never mind.
mum; i'sl wear EN-. Id rather BE- mis-.
took for 40 anslomsnisc than freex,.
"A man laid 80 Tor barrel Of apples.
He soid them for 81 80. and The rest Of
then dscsyrd 81 bis hands. How much
did be- iosey ~ KIDD the teacher. He didn't
lose aoihin hswled out . fsruses's boy 10
the clsss. lie worked EN- up iuto cider.
Miss Fanny You seem 10 be N bish
feather, Mr.. SnoLbsrly. Saobberly
Miss Fanny, an Ia high spiri.si I've bad
,remsndous luck -almost found foss.
ieaicd clovah. dost yer know. icsHd
cBe silh three Leaves. bah Jove!
NJ. w,iniIes What's shs matter. /
Nossl Yon Icok puzzled. Mess Ooea
ssichsr-- Ys"ah; Iss besn ssadyis' obss
dis ting IN der noospspsh. but iaat
make nntain oatsu Il Mr.. wrinkles-H
wonder. poor islios; i,'s negro dialect
story.
Mrs. F,eg Did ycu ever notice hov
Deacon P,aa.hy sisays begins biz pra, o.
9th fAnsr, T6oa ksosess batter thss
uei M. hss tsh, so~s to church mere.
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