The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-04-10


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spolss sptl yei, Caller Pefhsps yol
have ntvsf girsn it chance.
-TleJ bafe pair d pan,s ia the pat
cni ofiicc at Washiugton. Pair Of VIA,
asked The psrst Pants What unhear,
bli q Invention u pair Of pAu,si
she ladeei. rs no, an easy thin,
iors sirl 10 get husband. He-Wby.
pretty Rifl eau make her choice Of fon
out Of every Gve msa she meets. She
Bot rs The atih thai she wants.
~ New Yofk business frm recently re
oiered Telegram ssyiug; "A mosquito Il
today Can't come down /, turned GU
that al smploye named Amos was quite II
sod could no, put 10 40 appearance.
Faogle The singnal Service doe,
-four times As much predicting nov Ms Il
used 10. Cnmso lis that soi" Faugl,
Yes where II formerly made ope 'ipdi
% iNA " INV LAhhEr lnfNNaAAHs
rennyson has declared that although
he may coDiiDue TO write poetry from time
10 time. be shall not publish sny more.
His example ia cordially commended 10
American spring poets
Say, mother, dots God see everything
so Augusta Yes. was The solemn reply.
lie sees our every act. Whereupon the
Young sinner exclaimed Good gracious.
mother Lets move back to Bangor
AIRS Mulligan," said Mrs Giuiy.
is IT we'll yer icelln' the day." "Yir,
very we'll. An s,hrong" "Yis. quite
s,hrong, "Then p'raps it's able ye'd be
TO bring back the two washtnbs yez bored
last Monday.
An article IN the April Forum is emit.
ed "Wba, a Boy Should Know at Eigh
teen. one thing a boy generally does
know at eighteen is tina, he didn't know
quite as much at sixteen as be thought be
did
Teacher tpromenading with his pupil
In the field Nature works are marvellous
exclaimed the pupi Yes, indeed, the
teacher replies; when you come to think
for example. that the bumblest insect has
it's Latin name.
You know what fashion Miss Gnaw
ledge bias Of quoting proverbs at all times?
Yes, Well last night as ! remarked
shout midnight that must go. she looked
at the clock and mutmured, Better late
than never,
Severe Adoter (abou, to enter the
Il trns, you find great deal OF
comfort Ia thinking OF Scripture verses.
Interesting iayalid Yes indeed That
text, Grin aud bear it, does me heap OF
good.
i sish 10 say TO the congregation. said
he minister, that the public is not respon.
'ible Tor the error OF the printer on the
ickets Tor the concert 10 the Sunday |
'chool room. The concert Is for the beue
:, OF tbs Arch Fund. not the Arch Fiend. |
Miss X snneworlh -He'sa very pretty |
ollie. bat | don't see why he wsgs bis
all up and down instead OF sidewise
Mrs Morris Parker The poor thing has
lssYs lived with us 10 our II rlem Hat
nj that's the only way be conld wsg it,
Tenant The windows 10 your house
hn, so badly that my hair blows all about
ny bead. You must really have some.
hing done 10 sheai Landlord Il don't
GO the necessity Of that II would be
,uch simpler for yon TO have Your hair
at.
r. Pnmns How did Furgus do at the
pcakingf Sscundus - Well, sir, when
ergns time came there vas round after
mod OF applause Primus Good
inst congratulate him on bis success
ecundns Aud vhen be faished YOU could
ave beard pa drop,
- Young Vile sho has JUS, caught sight
her husband = face 10 the mirror WHY,
ear. sbats the natter Husband (say.
,elyl = ! eat get the com bination Of this
Iankef tonriu hand tie. Wife (sweetly)
Well, be- careful not 10 look round this
~, dear; % feeding the baby its milk.
Smtlh Tha was very interesting
c,are u yonn on the Ca,acombs Did
% write II ~hile you sete 10 Rome, or
Ter you returned home? spouter 70,
;. srole II before went Wanted 10
}, It % my mind, yon know, so ,ha,
beu cot sbfood 10 have nothing to do
!, enIa, myself
-- What would be your notion OF absent.
iodejncss7 asked Raius Choste OF a wit.
as whom be was cross.eismining Wall.
IA the witness, siih q s,rong Yankee
cent. should say that man who
oashi he'd left bis watch to hun. and
Sk II ont'n bis poeae, to see II bed the
ne TO 40 ban snd &c, ii. Vas a lns
;,
Jenkins: ! sasi tia, barrel O.
Ut sad Tub Q butter, the three hams, '
.m potatoes sad tufnips and the rest
Il track. widow simpkins. Lad O. 4
sanessl Nos What DO yoa ~sni o them =
usst Farmer JeskIns: VA. you zee .,
how I'm 'reentor Of yonr late kusbin's "
!. snd The laise ssys mus, pureeed a,
J, 10 carry on, the parrisions
-f.,ber 10 editosl- Il would like yon "
give my 600 ehsaee 10 your printing
ca Filter What can the boy dof r
her Well. Al Gre, be eoala't do any
% taote than edit yonr paper sai take
'ersi charge 81 the msehsnicsi depart : u
NJ bai later on. when be learns seas@ '
u be haair 10 have srcnui 10 wash w.
dess. keep LAMP ehinaeys clean. ssa
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