New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-11-07
TIE TALK OF THE DAP.

In Q political campaign the American citizen u
occasionally funny any creation Of opera bourne
With Joyous shout that seems to carry everything
before it, he SHES his hat into the political arena and
loudly declares his determination to save the country
single handed need be. lie attends all the political
meetings Of his party and yells like q Comanchs
Indian at tho telling points Of the speakers He
joins q campaign club and you would think to look at
him in his gorgeous uniform when taking part In
parade that no was ready to shed Ids last drop Of
blood for his country. What glorious thing 1t Is, you
murmur as you see him, that Columbia's sons arc
thus eager to do their duty ut the polls. May tho
balIot-box ever remain the sacred shrine Of our
liberties But hold on. The enthusiastic citizen
whom we are observing did not register he "kind o.
forgot you know, or was out OF town. Or else. II
he registered he failed to vote Really he was terribly
busy that day. "And after all one vote doesn't count
anyhow" no says In explanation Could anything b
more exquisitely funny IT, in view Of its results. 10
was not SO unutteraby sod 1t is the thousands OF
edoesn'tcount" voters who arc Jointly re-
sponsbe with the punderers for the msgovernment Of
this great city to-day.
A Wonderful Memory want something, saa
farmer. he entered Michigan avenue ofus''e 'n'
well. what is IT." 49,. r.,.
q: 8 s Il 81 r; ss sa my
Of the ake below uss'
a EssS What's the name Of the bay which the
"Put-in-bay: s -. 6, .her.,s
Correct. Now, men, VINO pun =" "
"sst string vent zen cents :, wof fore &
Il. but here's the proof that didnI'-tni'"suA''
Journal
One of the popular fads In Boston Just now, is tho
vystaphka, or Russia tea party.
Tommy-Maw snt going 70 have any 'sal'Ain '''s
ON" Jer M,1 The reason she amt .,. -,
There amt any skins. Sues"
ssnk I ps% ssa sG 81 in had got away WITH
'em.s-(Chicago Tribune.
The Figaro OF Paris soberiy tells Of wonderful
slot machine which 1t says Is IN use in this country
The machines ore stationed at tho outer edge Oh ne
sidewalk and bear the following legend. Drop
nickel in tho slot and will hold your norse. tMs
Is all very convenient but when the man comes back
to get his horse he finds this legend staring MN In the
face sDrop two nickels in the slot and III Yet 60
OF your horse.s Hal Hal Very mnnyI ana 80
true to fe especially the little remark In the Story
that in American cities all business men do business
ON horseback.
aohl what is that, dear motheri"
But what. dear mother is that next to the rose'
"a sunnOwer, darling"
But, oh, what is that growing next 70 inc sun
But, Oh; dear mother they are growing out OF the
That is the way. my child, they grow on iambrs
QuinS '-tU pnOlstefcr'
Somebody in .The st. Louis Globe Democrat tells
NJ a new wrinkle I'm shaving. "A friend OF mne,' no
saws "a few months ago told me how TO shave easily
and panlessly, and have never shaved IN oarper.
shop since The plan is to oil or grease insteaa
NJ soap to prepare the chin and and soften tho beard
yasepe is the most convenient, and II should d
rubbed in quito freely. Then, with keen razor
shaving can be done quickly and without suspicion
of pain At first couldn't reconcile myself TO DONG
without the orthodox sther and used soap after the
yaseline had been applied But the soap Is really uh-
necessary. and shaving with oil or vaselne IS ceane'
as well as peasanter and what is more to the point
there is no irritation whatever to the skin''
Grocer Well, my little boy, what will you have'
Fifteen cents worth OF molasses .,
Grocer (as le hands the pitcher over 'ne cer"'0''
"len In the pitcher put It there so to be sure not
to lose it.r-(Flegende Blatter
An English writer estimates that on an sser.ss
every British workman spends dollar "ecA io1
beer and twenty five cents week for tooacco' W"
II the workingmcn Of the world would iorego ''cse
'luxures and turn the money they wouid nave sPcs
ON them into common fund for the benefit OF WORKERS
what a magnificent income they would have In 10"
years.
Had Some Feeling.-"I hope yOu can appreciate
INV nosltiom sirs said stranger who had asked
citizen for 5 cents the other day
Il have been feennching at Q place over here
all the faii without buying single glass OF peer !
want to continue al winter a, St 10 sort Of sniff ne
seasons in two by buying least one gia.s. a..
nickel-iDctroit Free Press.