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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
A Romantic Marriage.

James Hall, of Cochransville, o.,
and Carrie Malsen, of Tyler County,
West Virginia, were married last
week under romantic circumstances.
The couple met the minister At the
railroad station opposite Cochransville,
after night, and, after reading the Ii
censc BY the light of a lantern, the
light was extinguished and the couple
were made one amid the silence which
was broken only by the minister's 5
voice and that of the hOoting and
screeching night owls, and in the pres
ence of the gentleman who accom-
panied the minister. Then the COM
pany dispersed
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

Superstitions regarding the days OF
the week are many. The following
doggerel is an old Scotch rhyme,
not often quoted nowadays:
Monday for wealth,
Tuesday for health,
"Wednesday the best day Of all;
Thursday for crosses,
Friday for losses,
Saturday no day at all.
In Judea, rainy day was always
considered unlucky for a wedding.
Here is more doggerel regarding lucky
and unlucky DAYS:
Born of a Monday,
Fair in face:
Born Of a Tuesday,
Full of Gods grace;
Born OF a Wednesday
Merry and glad;
Born Of a Thursday,
sour and sad;
Born Of a Friday,
Cody given;
Born Of a SATURDAY..
Work for your living:
Born Of Sunday.
Never shall want
So there's the week,
And the end ont.
The idea of Friday being an unluckv
day is almost universal, and it is
known as hangman's day, In Scandi-
navia. Thursday is considered the day
of bad omen. 1t is very old belief
that the hair, like the nails, should be
cut at certain times. There is another
ancient rhyme that reads:
Friday cut and Sunday shOrn.
Better never had been born.
Few persons in Iceland cut the hair
on Friday.-Iouth's Companion.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
THE DAWS.

1 saw the gibbous moon, all glowing red,
Sink down below the FAR horizons rim,
The stars, nights candles, burned but pal.
and dim;
blush OF light the eastern skies O'erspread.
While purple tints filed all the arch o's-head; !;
In darkling grove, upon his chosen limb,
Some wild bird warbed low his morning
hymn;
Fhe cock his clarion sounded from his shed;
Then grew and spread the Light still more
and more:
The village church spire caught the fiyinr
ray;
a thousand feathered throats did then out.
pour
joyous welcome to the newborn day;
l saw the dew-drops glisten ON the lawn,
And all the glories OF the summer dawn.
-Pittsburg Bulletin.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
A SpIendid Studio.

The paintings on the panels Of
Miss Anna Tadema's studio are from
the brushes of some of the best artists
in London who did them as sort OF
warming gift to the young artist.
The ceiling of her fathers famous
studio is of aluminium 1t looks like
silver, and it would have been silver,
said NIr. Alma -Tadema to Mrs. Louise
Chandler Moulton, "but that silver
furnishes so quickly in this London
iS"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
Emneror Milliam,s Rank,

Emperor William has but recently
honored himself with any high
military rank. Though as Kaiser he is
the "War Lord" of the German army,
he remained but brigaiier until q
short time ago, when he rose to ma
jor- general. Since Queen Victoria
made H., general, Moltke has urged
him TO come up to the first rank, ano
he Is pl'vs commanding general.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

The spur of moment.
The horns Of a dilemma.
= nick OF time.
A bone of contention.
Parliamentary whips.
A man of straw.
a grain of truth.
The threads of stories.
a ship of state.
A fly on a wheel.
4 bee in a bonnet.
The point of joke.
The dark horse.
a political warming pan.
a circle in which men argue.
The historic sword and pen.
The SILVER tongue of an orator
The features of plucked candidate.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08
a QUARREL.
~ MARY r. vANDvNE,

THERESA a knowing UftIe proyerD,
Prom the sunny land "a ~pAius
But In Noyfhilud, as la south .lud,
l. IL mpIu.u.s clear an NtAih-
Lock lr.up within your hearts
Neither lose uul lend II
Two IL takes To make a quarrels
one can always euG 70.
Try IL we'll In every way,
Still you'll I'm = 20 true.
IuaHLh without "a tur-
PRAY What could you do
IfrUs wrath D., yplIs alone,
soon yHU VIII Npvud it-
TwoII .aNes rNmIke a qu1rrelf
one can always end IT.
Tst'. Sunp0se that both are wroth'
and me ~tri 20 uC -1fu-
ff0ur voice shall cry foC Peace
soon 10 VIII BE- dou~s
m but ou,. shall span the breacns
He wlIl q.iciSAy mend II
Two IL takes TO make quarreli
One can always end IL.
RdrpeT's Young f,apts
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

When the three grown-up boys of
George Zsdock, a New Jersey farmer
IF 65, protested against his taking a
,hird wife, he turned to and licked
hem off the farm to prove that he was
a better man than at 45- 1t was an
argument which silenced all oppoxf
isn.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

Foreign power tsarcastically)s
backing out, l see. D" Uncle Sam
C5orrowIulIy): Yes; do az you please.
won't make any resistance. Foreign
power (proudlyJ; u knew you would
not dare defy me" Uncle Sam Chotly):
at amt you | am afraid OF, you old
fool. wouldn't mind a war What
/ am afraid Of is the pensions"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

Bobby-Pa, why can a man run fast
er than a boy?
Pa-Becanse he is bigger, OF course.
Bobby-Caft pondering for a mo-
ment)-Well, pa, then why don't the
hind wheels OF a wagon run faster
than the front wbeek?-Ie.rds SJf-
iRgs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

WoKK aud Worth sre twin brothers
Apsr of shoes for Georgia negro
weighed four hundred pounds and nye
ounces, They EeEe npm9sEea altssa;
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

One OF the Ithaca(N. Y J enumerators,
found family OF ten persons, each
member Of which was born in ditsg-
ent State,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

THE moment we come to understand
God we love God
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-10-08

GoD loves cheerful giver. So do al
the preachers
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21
Clienf and Architect.

The architects client should reason with
himself somewhat in this fashion: Here j.
a prOblem 20 be solved which Is very am
cliIt. As demanding both practical and an
artistic solution. Here is man whose
profession it is to deal with such problems.
The respect | feel for professional skull IN
other directions, artistic or practical, as
the case may be. | should now feel with
double strength. OF course, | must tell
him exactly what | want, as ! must de-
scribe my state Of body to my doctor or my
business tangle 10 my man OF law.
But this done, / should feel sure
that he will know best how my
wants can be supplied. or course, he j.
working for me, but 50 is my doctor, so Is
nv LAWYER ! am not more Interested IN
the outcome ofhis efforts than OF theirs; 1t
is not sign of folly, "A confession OF dis
graceful ignorance, 10 defer 10 professional
skill when they are concerned; the lOliy
would b. and the ignorance and disgrace,
did try TO doctor myself or to plead my
own cause, or, after engaging some one
more competent to do it for me, did dictate
10 him. cayil at him, and hamper his hand
AT every turn. And by just so much rs art
j. more subtle, and, so 10 say. more probes
5ional than anything else, by just 81 much
ought to be most modest, most scrupL'ous,
most trusting. when her ministrants are at
work tor me.
But this. American Public. is exactly
what YOU do not say 10 yourself, except OF
very recent years and in the very rarest
instances. You do not see that it Is Just as
foolish to refuse professional help IN build
| ing as in law or medicine. and great deal
more selfish; nor. wnen YOU ask an aren't
tect's help, do YOU follow and help HIM
with bali enough dociiiy and trust. You
must have your own say about his work,
and your own share OF credit II 1t succeeds.
| Truly. YOU own the result. But 1t belongs
also to the artist and to the world at large
and their interests are quite as important as
YOUR own. The architect, it cannot be said
| too often, works only when you give him the
| chance. and only as you permit. just no"
our art Is in a transition stage. THIS IS
crucial time, when every effort Is of such
| importance that YOU would be glad to es-
cape from all responsibility, eager to shitl
| il ALI upon the architect, if you were only 4
little less ignorant with regard to the depth
of YOUR own ignorance. What you ought
10 know is that in any profession, and es-
pecially i'm so complicated one as this. the
weakest professional is likely to do better
than the cleyerest amateur. Whatever you
want. then. 20 to an architect for 1t; not Il
A CARPENTER or "A mason or your own still
more profound incompetence. The North
American Review.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21

1t is said that money can never give hap
piness. This Is an experiment, however,
that every man wishes to try for himself.
"Where are YOU going, my pretty maid -
"lntO society, sir" she said. MAY 20
with you, my pretty maidE' "lf you've
plenty OF money, good sir" she said.
haven't a penny, my pretty maid" 81
wish you good morning. sir" she said.-
Boston Times.
Jane Dettenridge, an orphan OF Jamaica,
has refused thirty-seyen oilers Of marriage.
Miss Dettenridge has good sense and a mil
lion dollars, especially the latter.-Phla-
delphia Ledger.
Much as man admires the truth he pre-
fers TO have it told about some other fellow
-Atchson Globe.
Owner of a Fish-POnd Ito enc who is tres
ssing)-Don't you see that sign $40
Fishing Here!"
Angler with an injured air)-Yes, and
dispute it.. Why, there's good fishing here
look AT this stringful. The man must have
been mad who put that board up.-Our So
ciety journal.
Modern Writer-The entire first edition OF
my book has been taken already!
His Friend-lt has: Why, | inquired
at all the news-stands, and none of them
had il.
Modern Writer-No; the police took it,
Light.
Maine Congressman (eXultantly)- Well,
we elected Burleigh.
Ohio Ditto lyj-Burleigh Who's
Burleigh.
Maine NJ. &. Indignantly man.
he's the Republican candidate for Cover
nor.
OHIO DitO-Oh, | beg your pardon.
didn't know anybody was running but
Reed.-W ashington star.
Miss Terriut-When mommer and were
in Yurrup, oh, the awfullest thing happen
ed. There was prince-and "A, count
and-and they fought duel-about poor
me-with pistols.
Nabslcy-Ah! Were they loadedy
Miss Terriut-No. they weren't They
were just rs sober as could be.-lndianapo.
liz Journal.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21

tanned i. 100 grains. exceeding the old weight
Inv 3GO grains. or threc-quarters OF an ounce
The strict pound of II ounces was
used only in weighing the precious metals
and. with different subdivisions. for the
costly drugs and medicines dealt out Dy
.anothecaries. For heavy goods tavoir du
poidsl a more liberal measure was given.
like the bakers dozen, and ID ounces
were called a pound. In the same way =
pounds were called a quarter, ana liz
pounds hundred weight, allowance pein1
made for waste or wrappings' Inc III
crease of the pennyweight to ~ grains III
1921 raised the value Of the ounce 10 iNo
grains: and accordingly the pound Of COM
merce. containing Is ounces, was raised 10
!. 300 grains. As 30 grains OF wine were
reckoned as equal TO cubic inch, the gai-
Ion. containing : Of these pounds, or o',OoV
grains. had capacity OF 1904, or IN even
numbers 93f cubic inches. This II the VINE
gallon now i'm use in the United atates.
The ale or beer gallon, of D. cubic lnche' :
was originally measure containing q
mounds of wheat at 20i grains TO the cube
inch.
The name ayoirdupOis was transferred al
a very early date from the heavy GOODS
which il indicated to the system by which
they were weighed. Ii occurs hrst III ID,
statutes Of 1885 and l3j3. The carry pounu
nj II ounces of 10 grains each-O, 30
grains-was raised by law, as mas peer,
shown. TO 300 grains, making 10 OF the Oll
ounces. In practice, however, the pound
seems TO have fallen below this standard 10
about 1000 grains, and this weight was
finally declared 20 be pound aNo.ruupois'
the avoirdupOis ounce, or sixteenth OF lhe
Mound. being thus reduced to 1914 grains.
-Harper's Magazine.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21
breakfast at Tea.

Mr.. Robb, an efficient man who has risen
to be park commissioner in the greatest
city of the New World, failed not long ago
20 wear the plain coat and vest Of his office
with that tension Of suspenders which indi-
Gates well-bOrne man. That dignity and
gentleness which come from perfect under
standing and a good digestion were not Mr..
Robb's on the day he said, at meeting Of
the Board. that he would wipe the floor
with Mr.. Gallup, president Of the body.
The Board mad adopted Gallup idea,
which seemed to make II impossible for
IpbD 10 do his duty and eat his breakfast
al 10. so he lost his temper. Slave. Gas
tronomic serf Creature Of breakfast at ~,
YOU must conquer your stomach or your
temper. What hopeful case you present
for the rising generation! IL is hardly ne
cessary 10 add that after the commissioner
conceived that his colleagues were trying
10 RObb him Of his morning snOOZe, and
after he nod got on high horse, he found
he could not ride on Gallup.-TeXas sift-
ings,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21
This L. Getting Serious.

There are lots of wooded hills about here,
and lots of brooks tumbling down them 10
the Connecticut, and lots Of trout in the
pools, all of which has been an attraction
10 lots OF young men from the city, with
their fine rods and reels and make-belleye
flies. saws "A special TO the New York sun
from bradford, VI. The absurd Vermont
law closed the trout season on the first OF
last month, but the young men linger ON,
casting successfully for bass and pickerel
in the ponds. The summer girl Is here, TOO,
i'm engaging loneliness and great numbers,
but she has seemed 10 be having lonesome
time of it, Inasmuch rs the young men
were attentive 10 reasonable degree, con-
sidering the attractions OF the brooks, the
meaning of the feminine sorrow was not APP
parent until last evening, when the i'roies-
sor returned from Halls pond with the
complexion Of boiled lobster, but peace
fully contonted in the possession of "A bas-
kethi of big bass. The girls, five Of them.
were sitting about the parlOr, dlsconsolate
and fretful, much 10 the annoyance OF the
Professors cOmplacency. He looked at
hem with "A suspicion OF scorn IN his line
old eyes.
why don't you have some music y he
exclaimed; ''or PLAY games, or 90 hshlng
aud get healthy tired, or something|
We've sung the covers of the hymn
books. Professor" said the blonde, "and the
plano aches with waltzes aud transcript
lions, and we can't 90 fishing, because
there's nobody to put the nasty worms ON
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21
Personating Prince George.

Mail news from Canada brings details Of a
Joke played 10y five midshipmen at Halifax
by impcrsOnating Prince George Of Wales.
When the Thrush arrived a dcputatiOn was
sent out to the ship 10 invite the prince 10 a
grand banquet given by the upper ten Of
the city. The notice was short. so the inYi-
tat0n had TO be declined, and five midship-
men were doputed 10 deliver the answer 10
the invitation. Accordingly these young
gentlemen thought they would have a good
time Of it while they were on shore and be-
yOnd the reach of r0yalty's eye. So they ar
rayed themselves in their best clothes and
set forth. To one Of them occurred the
thought that il would be well 10 pcrsonatc
the prince and receive the homage due 10 a
scion Of British royalty. His friends en-
cOuraged the idea, and, as they eX-
pressed il. said il would De al capital lark
They all pat up at the best hotel IN
the place. and one was sent of 10 the man
sion selected for the reception % announce
that Prince George would have much pleas
ure i'm accepting the invitation. At $ O'Clock
the Young men arrived. one PiN!ey playing
the Prince with great success. They were
led tO the seats Of honor, and all the beau
ties of Halifax were introduced To them.
Society was delighted with the Princes
afable manner and pleasant smile. After
the banquet tOasts were drank and the So
called Prince responded gracefully 10 those
of her Majesty. the Prince of Wales, and
the British Navy. They each lost a little of
their dignity 10y this time, and invited every
one 90 meet them ON the Thrush next day.
This was unfortunate. The young men re-
turned. well satisfied with their evenings
entertainment, bat the morrow brought re-
trhution swift and sure. one of the hosts
visited the Thrush and discovered the fraud.
Consideration cusucd, and the young men
are 20 DE concentrated for conduct unhe-
lifting English officers and gentlemen.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21
Told ofPettibOne.

4 handsome old gentleman, breezy
business man Of middle age, gllt-edgc
dude, son of the latter, and three women oc-
cupicl Broadway ear when 1t stopped be-
fore the Gilsey House.
The old gentleman got out.
TON, did YOU notice any popularity in the
man that Just left u.s."
Ills colahs, Guy'nOr:
"NOt his collars
4 pause. Toms eyes fell on his lovely
patcnt-leather shoes. Ills feet. GUY nor: "
Exactly. Best known big feet in Mas
sachuseits.'
"The, seemed a goodish size, Guy'nor,'
said Tom, reflectiycly.
81 don't know bigger. That was Petit
bone. the actor. Great fay0rite in his day.
Retired now.'
~ aas. GUY nor
Years ago they told capital story on
Pettibonc." The father chuckled IN memory
of lis humOr.
"If the story is real larkish tell it,
Guy'nor."
Charles Fechtcr. at the Boston Theatre,
was at MS wits ends 10 find "A player 10 act
a peculiar character in some play, ana
.Naas, but YOU didn't give the name OF
the play. GuynOr.'
THE name Of the play has no bearing ON
the story
Then why was Mr.. Fisher at his wits
ends about it, Guy'nor"
.Oh, whang dang it. Fechier. Fechter.
not Fisher
4 wave of exclamation from the ladies
i'm the other end OF the car.
"The play has nothing to do with the
story"
"Yaas, Guv'nOr'
81 say no. no. no"
"Hc-he- he-he-.'
Tom, youee a saphead.
''Naas, Guy'nor.'
MYSTERIES smOthercd in handkerchieis.
"Shall 20 onT
"Naas. but its such a rummy 90. First
YOU say Mr.. FIGHTER was in trouble about
the play. Now you say the play has nothing
TO do with Mr. FIGHTERS story | WEAKLY
CANT make it out, Guy'nOr.'
Trcmulous gurgles.
"Dod CAST it, Listen to me, Fechier. Odd
character 10 nit in "A play. knew no one
suitable Friends say PeltibOne i the man.
Fine actor. Boston Museum. Fechter saw
Pettibone, returned. His friends say, IN,
Won have seen Pettibone: Is he not grand :
Fechter replied, 'lle'es yairee flemish
arteest. lee voice, zee fire, ze saintee-
maint,' and then, adding after an awful
gr0an, bud, oh hees foOts.'
That's Jolly, Guv'nor; but what did he
mean BY 'hees fOOtTs
The fathers face wore murderer's look
and three smOthering. gurgling, shaking
women tumbled out Of the car and had then
laupb out on the sidewaik.-New York
Herald
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21
Not such Great Pun Amer All.

a little rough experience IL often suil-
c.eui to curb bows thirst for life of ad-
venture.
a few years ago some youngsters IN the
suburbs 0f Boston. United states. conceived
fac idea OF going West and becoming cow
Buys. first, however. they thought best to
eci d little practice as amateurs. They
would lassO "A COW.
The leader, the Buffalo Bill Of the party,
Saving ~ act the double part Of horse and
rider. tied Il clOthesline 10 his Own waist,
au made loop Of the other end, which he
threw over the cows horns AS she was
quietly feeding in the pasture.
10 took her some time 70 fiud out what the
nonsense meant. Then she made things
lively for the cowboy" The part Of the
iis,J.tirOwer was successful, but the part
~ ine horse was a failure.
ilr WAS thrown % the earth, and one con-
inuous streak Of COW, rope. and foolish boy
" 'nt dying across the brambly field, and
over walls aud fences, 10 the amalement Of
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21
Nothing but Iiheumatics.

We hadn't been out of the bay ten min
utes. and had just got fairly to bowling and
hobbing on the ground swell, when was
seized with a suspicion. The captain OF
the fish boat had assured me by all that he
held sacred that wouldn't be sea sick
couldn't possibly be il tried my hardest.
II now occurred 10 me that he had made a
sad mistake. My stomach began TO roll.
my head TO swim, and as ] FASTENED 10
stretch out AT full length on my back h.
queried:
"Chlll coming OnT'
Chill, I'm seasick sick from head t.
heel"
Cant bc-can't possibly be- be calml,
replied. IL noticed YOU had a bilious look
when YOU came down this morning. Ought
TO look out for your liver"
But tell YOU I'm in an awful way, |
can't wait another minute. Here 90 -
Haven't the first symptoms Of seasick-
ness" he said. as he picked of an inch Of
plug tobacco. "Why you ought to have
seen the man had
"Say. How much will you take to 90
ashore
"Now hear him. This shows what imagi-
nation can do
"Would a thousand dollars be any object
to YOU"
"Now. then, get out those fish lines, and
open a few clans for bait. Wen be among
'em in less than five minutes
Great Jupiter, man. by my head whirls
like a top"
Cant possibly whirl-couldn't do it for
money. There isn't sea enough on here to
spill glass Of water"
And my stomach. Lands :"
Get out those clans
CLANS, CLANS, | wouldn't look at a
clam for ten thousand dollars. Take me
home. Take me into aswamp-up tree
under water-anywheret TO get out Of this!
Shall make it fifteen hundred-two thou
sandY'
whats the matter now"
"Matter: I'm DYING
Cant be-can't possibly be. Not the
slightest system Of even being sick. \ little
bilious. and the glare of the sun does the
rest I'd try pint of salt water
"lIeavcns, but do yOu want TO see my
boots 90 overheard? say, I'll give you
"Oh, well, if your head aches you might
lie down for while, but don't gel
any foolish ideas into your brain. Ocean a
perfect l-pOnd-not the slightest heaye-
boat seems to be spiked 10 "A rock. Try a
sandwich? NOy Have a chaw? MOI
Like IA raw clam TO sort o settle things.
No; Well, lay down and keep quiet.
take out babies occasionally, but this time
forgot my nursing bottle. Did you bring a
rattle bOX!'
"Say, Captain"
Yes
"l-I feel better
"Certainly."
"And I'll-l'll get up
"of cotrs. \nw then over with that
line; keep your eyes on the water half {
mile away; quicker your lips into a whistle
and that rheumatic will 90 OF. That
what it is. Can't possibly be anything else
I'll give you some shark lie to rub your
i'ints when we get ashore. There you are
you've got whopper-pull- whoopee"-
New York Sun.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-09-21

What time the Christ to Calvary was led
And hung all bleeding on the cross OF
shame
While frenzcd hordes reviled and Knocked
his name
O'er thorns the golden aureole's flame was
shed,
when DER his face deaths deadly pallor
spread
And one great cry Of anguish shook his
frame.
ON rapid wing plying robin came
And fiuttered sorTOwful about ms head
From out of the wounded brow with eager
Dcak.
The robin plucked thorn when IKE Il
tear,
Upon It's breast one drop Of liie-blood fell.
Aud even now the blessed brand VIII speak,
From every robins bosom, of the dear
And tender pity that he knew so Wen.
-Scrlbncr's Magazine.