The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-10-15
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| Ian AhbuODl ID a very udNAH5 HAL CO1I
sidering the spots on his own history.
Jerry Simpson sailed on British watel
for two or three years, but he didn't touch
it.
What's the matter with Horton
Humphrey, Higgins, Hovey and
H.O?
People have already begun to discover a
similarity between Judge Pfeffer and Dan
VOORHEES,.
| Myron Stevenson of the Ashland Journal
has just got married. He was good edi-
| tor, already.
State Senator Swearengen suicides.
ALTERATION a, ruling Kansas passion, is
strong in death.
Governor Steele of Oklahoma, has vetoed
/ the capital bill and good many kansans
are getting revenge on Indiana.
| The most discouraging argument the op-
| position has brought up against ingalls, is
that he wears mud ulster and a SLOUGH
| hat.
Mr.. Waterbury is a candidate for a
county office in Lyon county. This is the
first indication the campaign has given of
along spring
were present at Topeka when President
cause remarks.
The people who do not like the McKin-
ley bill were not wholly forgotten. The
new tariff law reduces the duty on strych-
nine 20 per cent.
About once year an article appears in
the Atchison Globe with head on it, says
the Kansas City Star But it never lacks
a pessimistic tale
1t seems to be established that Jerry
Simpson is an infdel, but this was not
what beat Eugene Ware for congress over
in the Second district.
Senator Plumb will not make a speech
in Kansas in this campaign. This is not
inadvertence. The class in diplomacy IN
Kansas has been promoted.
Rudyard Kipling has broken down from
overwork. This is something that no
member of the Western Author and Ar
lists club has ever been able to do.
Willis own sister is fighting him. In
some families when one member gets a
little notice, all the rest of them imme-
diately continue to thirst for notOriety.
The Kansas City Evening Times seems
to be very nice kind of a paper, but there
is no telling when it will get reckless and
print an interview with Jesse James, Jr.
The Prince OF Wales is travelling incog.
in Europe. The state central Republican
committee is trying 10 impress the excel
lence of the idea on Jay Rats Burton, it is
said
hr, nd nf
and busted congressman, will not open his
mouth to say word. 1t always produces
CONSERVATION when a Kansas man refuses
to talk.
Farmers in many vicinities have agreed
not to attend any political meetings ex-
cept Alliance picnics. Pretty soon they
will get their wives TO sew up their button
holes
Nobody will ever know the CONSERVATION
of those organs who tell western farmers
that the Mckinley bill is a godsend to
them, when it was discovered that freckles
were on the free list.
Happily for the Republican party the
nut is no harder to crack when Anthony
bolts, and the only thing left for Daniel is
to screw up his visage. A prohibitionist
"9 oCilCC as he, NOulu PlOodOIJ ODJSCC "
making a wry face.
Among the incidents of the Harrison dem
onstration at Topeka, is related the fol- !
lowing: Senator Ingalls, was standing in
the Office of the Copeland hotel, when he
was approached by well dressed man
reached out his hand with the observa- |
ton: your face seems familiar to me- |
and | think | have met you before"
'Quite likely" responded the SENATOR
my name is Ingalls," Ingalls," echoed |
the stranger, Ingalls,? Excuse me, l |
thought you were Massillon." And then |
they both laughed