New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-11-27
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AN EVENING WITH A CONJUROR, =


AN EVENING WITH A CONJUROR, =
From Punch
| Scene \ suburban Hall The Performance has not
Yet begun. The iudicroc is limited and low spr-
tied. and mas pcrhap- number. including the At
saf- ar mS9 in l S egcnihs "G GTc, Which he
tire, to conceal under capped cloak. and two ladies
the rificr-. and the stars sing melancholy
direc Each casual cough arous"s dismal echoes
a IN the i' midic Of an empty row After remoy
ing III, hat and coat. he suddenly thinks better or
wor-c-of II, puts them on again. and v'tlishcs hur
rodB.
First Eardoaic Attendant tat doorvayl-Reglar
turiiiu tm away 10 night. We are!
second Sardonic Attendant He come mp to me afore
IT, T to- me Pas ,na Box ~ ana a, 'g1 VIII Think we
can manage 10 squeeze You In somewhere Like That
(ric Orchestra consisting Of two thin armed little
girl. with pigtali-. enter. and perform a stun
RIM oySa' % Goan fTiGNe Spb ro on pfor %
amidst loud Gaping fom two obvious C9hied-
Herr y X. lin a mixed acccnr-Lytcs and sbcntil-
maus. pcf,,r 90 uoucr viz my husou' ~ hcNcnn'.
ave most hcmph,dic.,lly to rcpooriae hall assistance
from hiny prrid- or '.'pernatart beins vat'3h"yer
~ ,'i 49, ." uh.N ,a. 80. ~ icd cor doc man
lie Invites an, member ~ the Audience 10 step up ana
assist HIM. but me spectator rcnSa c'RJ oc Zee a,
a, usual SIN opc-i Here pn" OF tie obvious con
f-deratc -ouchc' mp and JON, hun on inc platform,
The Confcderar" sria, sh"epi-hlyl LED me ,ec
-fsWI -, Pc 90
z,t cNha,n, Dr., But Won ave ueyairo assist me
," c Oh 5 rf9 ND 'r o ct y iS ya dr. nr l%a
ncy4lrc dcu vat you gan do I'm You dry. a, n ele
,oT r d y WEN G Goat 90 eom lpS Sow ,ae You know
a cart ven you 'imf m. zat L. something airctty
n" hacF ne Cooie,irraie fumbc>.l don't yi>h to
urry u-hut Want y"n 10 NIKE Astem@i,.; ere;
r.nn, the wizard o. The West. guinea once to
t.;,rh me- thnt til,h-tlct' was nothing IN IT,
tft ffi-f ft.ff e. III
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That ''"Id eN'''N 90 J." '" '''
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- ans 'i,'ir,rn,n, ,iI knliy favour me viz y, at
O., -. ANN. a., ms .Nbrriri"ut
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cry''c Io 3D. c,.p'''.',, tof'r- ra YOU wait
ana hoN u! ,o9.r 81 h'n ever Va, ,r. ,,,id.
sur. -r Won d n".,ne node %, NI nuislnor,
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t GI ,r ,' NJ me- %kch IN lhnk ,uu t. -'e me-
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cool -" hAu' t," 49,, 'rd declare &c II really /,
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| never sid there were - 10, 1,i,i,,
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And ar.in q vide rd ?nd ohe. TWO dlrc ul"rT va,
sIici May / d-,unlc ,ou 20 com a,t d'h' l,l'
.na' ,, Gc" rIhr audience .urecrl OH bot Wait
''. "' mo.t Convenient 'at Extracting = lai-"
~ j., , ,nmplrtr -,.t uf bah, linen.
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re-
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man. h' En'" ''n me- 80 vii clp i'm by dstrbut.
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die -h""eiN .ndu'' ,',g IN" audience each person
Ju-'iHS :. -, ,v., 4 chiefly I'm the cVc-lin-
i" ','l'ti ~ t,r,f aud thr Noor thick with them
III ,"| 81 f. nluch annovcii Internal liberty
Couionndrd lmpud'n' ~ ,iv thc TOOL with il Ilc
I'd known he Wa r''"e " '''
ms, t,, q, Plush Coat But | thought You knew
Inc VI. III !" - ~ WIZ
VIZ" L d. ,~,unriur 70 fire a marked hllfcrown
dlcrr Won p. Is - pau III, d, y-iaI ra,kct
from hlindIih'' ii,'' t. h,.i,,udI- John I'm
Lazy WIN N'I' -, ,irr o,Y'
sure hc'- going ~ i t'I' ii,,t lao surpri,cd II he
H. can't help II. o., D., .o., tt,,d ,ou could
The h. Win N.-Nou conIl u 70" , N'u ,.,Il ,I bo
tell him my nerves Won ',.,.,L +, IRE I'm sure
every bit - p"n u ID" "r r,n stand II very well II
yOu Hike. t.tu There
The !. win D. ''u lain | must 20 out
les raising II 70" ~, ,, Lr,,, I .huIl
' ih - =, ' nn vhai'. the use! He'll have hr'h
long before YOU ger - wv .,.,,ninc sitting down
where you ar a , v" ,rlrrc Won see, You didn't
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scream, after az .,.d IN myself which +, ever