Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1890-01-29
iTEMss OF INTEREST


REVISE the Text Books. American
Boy docking up from his school book. ~
. Papa, | can't understand the difference
tween a republic and an absolute mon
archy.' Papa who has just been q wit
ness in a murder case and has endured
three hours cross examination)-
There amt any. IN. Y. Weekly.
BIZ sure to get Hoods SarsapariEa if
You want an honest, reliable medicine.
Do not take any other which is alleged
TO be about the same or Just as good
Insist upon having Hood Sarsaparilla,
which is peculiar to itself. Sold by all
druggists. Try it.
Yes, Joe was great fellow to get Out
of paying bills. Why, he fell off a
thirty foot ladder the other day and got
out of paying doctors bill "How Gid
New York Sun.
FEHRENBAcH and Stoeckle's Beers.
Foord Bottling Co.
III it hadn't been fer me little Harry
Parker would have gotten good licking
to-day, ma. He struck me, y on know.
And what did you do. my sonY' Il
didn't him back. New York Sun.
WE are now receiving some of the
finest Prime Oysters that come to this
city, at Dolan's,' 6 West Third street.
TEAoHsR-"Now. children, by what Is
the earth dividedY" Tommy Whose father
is kicker BY the politicians. Epoch.
THE breath OF chronic catarrh patient
is often so offensive that he becomes an
| object of disgust. After time ulcera-
ton sets in, the spongy bones are at
tackled and frequently entirely destroyed.
A constant source of discomfort is the
dripping of the purulent secretions into
the throat, sometimes producing inveter-
ate bronchitis, which in it's turn has been
the exciting cause of pulmonary disease
/ The brilliant results which have attended
| its use for years past properly designate
Ely's Cream Balm as by far the best and
only cure.
DoLLIyER-What peculiar book re-
viewer Razzle isl Did you ever notice
how confused his ideas seem to below
rambling and incoherent2 Pompous--
Yes; I've noticed it. Struck with an
idea) Perhaps he reads the books he re-
views l-Lippincott Magazine.
For the finest glass of Old Ale 60 to
Dolan's, 6 West Third street.
DocToR-"W Well, my fine little fellow,
You have got quite well again was
sure that the pills / left for you would
cure you. How did you take them, in
water or in cake9 "0h. | used them in
my blow.gun. '-Fliegende Blatter.
| DIR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, are
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made.
| Atdruggists and by mail, 81 Office, 203 N
9th St. ,Phila. Ladies beware of limitations.
No man who was not gentleman at
heart ever was, since the world began a
| gentleman in manner Great Expecta-
tions.
b. s. o. II. B.-W Western Tickets.
The B. & o. r. r. offers the following
inducements to purchasers of Western
tickets: CHEAPER RATES, FASTER TIME
FEWER CHANGES than any competing
line. No extra fare for fast time. Pull
mans finest sleeping and parlor cars OF
all trains.
PERHAPS reports Of Congressional pro.
ceedings are suppressed because Speaker
Reed has discovered the preference Of the
reading public for base ball news.--Cour
| ier-Journal
RoBT. Smiths India Pale Ale. Xxx
Brown Stout, Foord Bottling Co.
ST.. LOUIS woman says whenever she
sees particularly gallant act or finds &
man giving up his seat in a car to female
she knows that man is either a South
erner, an actor, an artist, or a newspape
man.
BEReNER & Engel "Tannhaeuser" Beer,
Foord Bottling Co.