New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-06
TIE TALK OF TIE DAT.

DO that uhe Aceh"a' '
capitalists
in our Community that hundreds Of the pai4ict
pants in Mondays labor parades should have Agurs1
sSoy J9 ,Ssi sor %any a sa to the Socialists
other sect psraded as such We found Catholic
Baptist cutters Methodist carpenters In Tue pup
German PAYERS hence these misguided people telt
duty bou.d to march Jewish carpentess:" and q
forming united Jewish trades etc-iJewish hessons0
In the smith-How awkward old serasv
looks on horseback
Brown-Yes; Just like one Of our equestrian stasaa
broke loose.
Pinions are Wings. but-BOwles-Mr StthAny, ]
would like you to fix the wings Of tits watch
StiRany-wingsl do not understand you:
Bowles-reriap, ! haven't got y right. Wnat =
those aaPpenaa;gcs BY which butterfly Is ens'''o
hS stin any RRi'i
Bowlcs-Oh yes fix the watch's pnions.
etifany-Oh!- tJcwtllers Circular.
Mrs. John B. Shpley Marie A. Brown, Of England.
Is so convinced that Mr.. Belamy appropriated tho
romance OF Looking Backward from book calleo
"a Far Look Ahead" published in 1883 by Putn&ms,
that she has written a pamphlet to prove IT, More
over, she asserts that the scheme Of the new social
system depicted In Looking backward Is taken
intact from the work Of prominent German Socialist
Herr August Bcbcl. entitled woman, In the Past.
Present and Future Now that he is accused Of
plagiarism, Mr. Bcllamy may regard himself q pssut
big toad In the literary puddle.
TIE CURVE OF THE CURL.
Some time between the Trojan War
And Adams fall.
Or aferwird. perhaps BEFORE
There lived pig with curly tail
Who tho admiration
OF the animals through the mighty scale
Of the whole brute crcaton.-
Just because OF the whlri
And the curve Of the curl 40
The hippSpo ia na and .Su the coon p,
The Ourang Outang and baboon
And kangaroo
Deferred to the pig with a curly tall
AND S' III, p jaany ' pres s DID they nan
Win shouts Of admiration.
Just because OF the whiri
And the curve Of the curl
Tho other animals tried to curl.
Like little pork 49,
They tried to initiate the WIFI
Couldn't make 1t work.
And once it Mapped sitting near
Who VENT Se"t and T'r a'Led the pix with fear
II he'd explain the ma tirc.
And nd the tst curve rye Of tho curl.
The pig replied. crisp. frank and eays =
iii tell You true s..
It curls because 1t Is the way.
The way 1t grew,
Tie whole brute legislature.
To think That they had put their truss
And the curve Of curl.
For things outlandlsh and unique
Men still are wild;
By things remote and far to SEQ
They are beguiled.
And men who write or paint. or speak.
The artist scribe. or poet,
They must be natural but seek
To let nobody know IT.
And the cnrvc Of the rurl
rs. W. FOss, in Yankee BLADE.
9John L. Sullivan becomes actor" has been
conspicuous headline in a number OF western papen
recently. This may be sothe theatrical profession
occasionally subject to strange vcisstudes-but II so.
it is remarkable that fairly good judges who nave
seen him doing his turn have discovered the fact.
Quite Different Thne-Dudley-rfee feel positive that
she REGARD, me with feelings almost IL not Qte' AKIN
Frend-what makes You think sol
just as was getting ready, to 60 ! remarked that i
was past II O'Clock when she asked me 4 was sure
my watch was not going too fast Don't that mean
Nav, that's saScasm.-CTexas sihincs.
1.-THE Hackensack, y. j., Republican recently
stated that the managers Of fair at the First Lutheran
Church. Carlsbad y. j.. not long ago offered an
elegant easy chair for the most popular saloon
keeper, The Lutheran Observer severely criticiss
the pastor OF the church disgrace to religion.
But il is much charitable to suppose that the
paragraph IN the liac ken-ack paper is erroneous.
Given Away.-Cholly Fashun Ito Custom Honss
officer, Now that you have discovered those English
clothes In my trunk and examined them, should like
smucgc them. How did you know they were In my
trunk
custom House Oilccr-Thcy are very loud that
heard them throbblns inside the trunk.-Lawrcncs
American.
Things are generally evcned up some way or other
in this world. In Europe the workngman has to bow
down before royalty. and in this country he has TO
acknowledg e III. rule of the walking delegate.
Please sir give ne aid. My wife and children arc
starving
Who are you''
Il am Knight Of Labor ordered ont on strike By
our leaders.
We'll. I'm walking delegate. my way 10 join
my family who are spending the summer there.
have time Ia stop, but here, 10 cent, for you'-
(NorrstOwn Herald.
Rank has it, disadvantages il the claims Of long
descent" in,umtrr IL pos>'->oT with sch bipt >ni
h'ragc A. Llola Dc,ima Yer Mica E>yih Endne ths >S
IlI Ida Ruwcua .,d"n rhvra r>ula l>abel Blanche
Leila, py>Hrt Plan,i:,nct which ~ III" L3nlc Ot =
twelve old cousin Of the volatile" Earl ~
Dy>art, all the other Dy>art Plantacene> being en-
duwt1 with equal lhrrat? as L. prcnomen ana
snOmcn. ~ witn",> f.! example. Mabel liclmlngham
r. hrl Iuutnstowcr Beatrice Blazontcrric Eyancel!ne
sc de- Lou de Orcllani Toedmag sdAUn ID, sar Pl,n
tagcnct " Lymph ldwao odn Nr>tr Egh'rt
well orna Ncvill pysar PhntaGenct.-(i iarper'S
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