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Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07
Electric Bitters.

This remedy is becoming so well
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bitters sing the same song of
praise.-A purer medicine does not
exist and it is guaranteed to do all
that is claimed. Electric Bitters will
cure all diseases of tho Liver and Kid
neys, will remove Pimples, Boils, Salt
Rheum and other affections caused
by impure blood. VIII drive Malaria
from the system and prevent as veil
as cure all Malarial fevers. For Cure
of Headache, Constipation and lndi-
gestion try Electric Bitters.- Entire
satisfaction guaranteed, or money re-
funded. Price so cts. and $l.C0 per
bottle at II. B. Gamers Pharmacy.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07
Drunk enness---Liquor Habit---ln all the
World there Is but One Cure, Or.
Haines' Golden Specific.

It can be taken in cup of tea OF
coffee without the knowledge OF the
person taking it, effecting a speedy
and permanent cure, whether the pa
tent is moderate drinker or an al
coholic wreck. Thousands of drunk
ards have been cured who have taken
the Golden Specific in their coffee
without their knowledge, and to-day
believe they quit drinking OF their
own free will. No harmful effect re-
suits from its administration. Cures
guaranteed. Send for circular and
full particulars. Address in conf.
dence, GOLDEN Specific Co., 185 Race
Street, Cincinnati. Ohio.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

Mistress during heated term)-
Get dinner to-day on the gasoline stove
liriaget
Rridget-Plazc. mum, did thry, but
IN stove wint out
Mistress-1ry 1t again, then.
Ilridget-Yis. mum, but it's not como
back yit. IT wint out trough til roof
N Y. Weekly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

He should be prom oted.-Editor:
Is that new reporter any goodi
Assistant editor-Yes. He is very
original fellow.
Editor-Is that soi
Assistant cditor-Yes. He wrote
up an obituary yesterday without say.
ing that the deceased had performed
many acts of unostentat ,ous charity.
Grip.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07
A CHILD KILLER.

Another child killed by the use oI
opiate given in the f,rm of Soothing
syrup Why mothe,s give their child
rem such deadly poison is surpris-
ing when they can relieve the child of
its peculiar troubles by using DR..
Acker's Baby Soother. It contains no
opium or morphine. Sold by H. B..
GARNER Druggist.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07
A DUTY TO your ,rLr.

1t is surprising that P eople win use
a common, ordinary pill when they
cat secure valuable English one for
the, same money. DIR. Acker's Eng
lish pills are positive cure for sick
headache and all liver troubles. They
are small, sweet, easily taken, and do
not gripe. H. d. GAKNER. Druggist.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07
To Nervous Debilita,ed rseN,

II yon will send us yort address.we
will mail you our illustr .ted pamphlet
explaining all about Cr. Dyes Cello
brated Electric -vop.a Belt and Ap-
pliances, and the'r charming effects
upon the uervor.s debilitated system,
and how they vii quikly restore yor,
tree IL You are thus afflicted, we VIII
send yos.. Belt and Appliances or a
trial. VoLTAIo BELT Co., Marshall,
Mich.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

Is the complaint OF thousands suf-
.fering from Asthma, Consumption
Coughs, etc. Did you ever try DR.
Acker's English Remodyi II is the
best preparation known for all Lung
Troubles. Sold on a apositive guaran-
tee at 25c. and 50c.
II. B. GARNER, Druggist,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

Not If you go through the word a
dyspeptic. DR.. Ackers Dyspepsia
Tablets are q positive cure for the
worst forms IF Dyspepsia. lndiget-
ton. Flatulency and Constipation
Guaranteed end sold by II. B. GAR
NER, Druggist.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

"What,e = inquired the telegraph ed
itor OF the sporting editor, ''is the
most Troublesome poker query you
ever had to answerf"
"What have you gr,ti' l think ia n
Question that has bothered me as
much as anything else" Washing
ton Post,
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

Score one for Dlna.-Mabel: The
Sunday World is bustling newspa-
per, isn't itl
Clara. DO you know, l think the
Sun makes a better hustle; it isn't so
large. -Munsey's Weekly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07
WE CAN AND M

Guarantee DR.. Acker's Bloed Elixir
Tor it has been fully demons rated to
the people of this country that it is
superior to all other preparations for
blood diseases. 1t is a positive cure
for syphilitie poisoning, Ulcers, Erup-
tons and Pimples. 1t purifes the
whole system and thoroughly
builds up the constitution.
II. b. GARNEJ., !, Druggist.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07
THE BOTTLE FAD.

How 10 Brought About the Downfall OF n
bright Young Man.
The bottle fad consists in writing a
message OF some sort and corking 1t up
In bottle and sending the same aaoat,
70 be picked up somewhere else. I've
found 'them by the dozen ON the beach,
and had 'em bob In 70 noe on tho break
ora The messares are generally dated
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

Foremen of Daily Paper-This cut
OF Before using Higgins salve' is
fiattened out SO it won't print
Editor Run II in on tho first page
aud mark it "Mrs. Langtry in the
dal X; we've got to fiji space to-day,
anyhow.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

Do you need an affidavit editori"
asked u caller in our sky parlor the
other day.
mo, sir" we replied; eve have no
occasion to swear to the circulation of
our magazine. Our competitors swear
at it enough" Smith, Gray & Cos
Monthly.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

A slight typographical error.-As
it was written: The Misses Soanso
have very engaging manners.
As it was printed: The Misses Soan-
so have very engaging mammes.--
Town Topics.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

The true 'tand best religions OF the
ancient world were always the sterncst
and saddest, because the unaidcd hui
maa mind IL certain that God is just,
but is not CO tain that lie is mcrciful.
DR. Shcdd.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

OF vibrations traced on tio cylinde r.
Convenien tables are prepared shcwing
to the practical observer the exact rela-
ton the readings have to the speed -
n. Y. Sun.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

Thousands of miserable and puny
little children have been restored to
robust health by using DIR. Bulls
Worm Destroyers adm inistered to
them by kind and loving parents.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

A good business head.-Farmer's
wife: Couldn't you sell the potatoes
Hirami ;,
Farmer-Naw; the grocers said
they want good for nothin'.
Farmers wife-Well, | wouldn't ha
brought 'em home when you owe the
editor 81 for his paper.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07

Never new what struck him-The
bumorist who could not remember
Yesterdays idea.-Judge.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian., 1890-11-07
THE LARGEST CIRCULATION

IN A CITY OF 5000
ANDA
COUNTY :; of - 10000 ;: POPULATION
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04
SOUTH AMERICAN TRADE.


The reason this country sells little TO
South America is not for want of recipro-
city with South America but with Europe.
South America exports hides, skins, wool,
coffee, rubber, dye stuffs, drugs, guano,
and other similar articles. The imports
into South America are machinery, tools,
linen, cotton and wooden cloth, furniture,
medicines, wines, and other manufactured
articles used in civilized life
Now, the only reason that South America
purchases her imports largely from Eng
land is that the latter country hav-
ing free raw materials can sell
some articles cheaper than we can.
The difference cannot be caused by
the higher wages in this country since the
greater efficiency of American labor makes
it cheaper in the end than English labor.
The difference is caused by the greater
cost of raw materials, which seriously
handicaps cur manufacturers and prevents
them from entering freely into the worlds
market. The lack of regular steamship
communication between this country and
South America is another reason why
English manufactures are preferred to
ours. Free raw materials, both for our
manufacturers and for our ship builders,
would quickly place our manufactured
goods within the reach of the South Ameri-
can states. Free iron, tin, and other
European products, as well as sugar,
hides, coffee, and dye-stuffs, will
enable Americans to compete with the
English in supplying the manufactured
goods for South America.
Americans are forbidden by law to buy
and by the tariff to build ships. American
manufacturers are guaranteed the exclu-
sive patronage of the home market by the
tariff laws, so that some of them do not
seek the foreign market. Others find that,
tariff on raw material included, they can
still sell III the foreign market at a profit
and make an effort to do so, often selling to
foreigners cheaper than they sell in the
home market. But on every hand the
tariff Injuries the foreign trade, and it is
impossible to overcome all its disadvant-
ages.
/ The result is that South America
sells her goods to US, and buys
chiefly from Europe. We are the chief
customers of South America, and the latter
is the chief customer of Europe. The re.
ciprocity amendment may in some degree
better these conditions, but it does not
strike at the root of the evil What is
wanted is free raw materials all around,
and American manufactures can command
the highest price and the readiest sale of
any in almost any country in the world.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04
ARlzoNA's AorING-GovGRNoR.

Secretary and Acting Governor MURPHY,
of Arizona, has had another opportunity
and has improved it, for displaying the
littleness of his soul and the narrow plan
upon which he is constructed. Last winter
this same fellow went all the way to Wash
ington to try to induce Congress to provide
Arizona with test oath similar to that
which deprives 80 per cent of the popula-
ton OF Idaho of the right to vote and hold
Office. He asked that Mormons be disfran-
chised, and when piled for his reasons for
requesting SO outrageous thing, stumbled
and halted He was forced to confess be-
fore Congressional committee that the
Mormons in Arizona were peaceful and in
dustrious; that they were enterprising and
progressive; that they were law abiding
and that they did not practice polygamy;
that they were well thought of by their
neighburs, and thatif put to vote of the
people of the territory, the majority would
be against the disfranchisement of the Nor
mons. All this he was compelled to admit,
for he could allege nothing against the
Saints. Then why did he request that they
be deprived of citizenship? In the absence
of any valid basis for his appeal he had to
tell the truth, which was that the majority
of the Mormons voted the Democratic
ticket and thus kept the Republican party
in Arizona in the minority. His confession
caused laugh in the committee, and some
OF the committeeman were disguised with
the fellows impudence to openly ask
Congress to legislate political party into
power by denying to the opposition the
privilege of the ballot.
Mr.. MURPHY returned to his home, and
his leader, Governor WoLFLEY, having
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04
THE MANIFESTO Is ALL RIGHT.

Last evening our esteemed contempt
rary, the Ne,uS, fairly roasted the Tribune's
bawling idiot in regard to the declaration
OF President WooDRuFF. The Tribune has
been raving and frothing about this declar-
alton for days 1t says the declaration does
not come in the usual form of command,
that it is not authoritative, that it is not
definite, that it is simply "the advice of
President WOODRUFF as man.
To this last allegation the Ne,os quotes
the language of the declaration itself: ~,
erefore, as president of the Church of
JESUS CHRIST of Latter day Saints" How
the authoritative nature of that expression
could be doubted, no one but Tribune
lunkhead would be able to see.
On the other points, the Ncps' summary
is also admirable:
President WOODRUFF makes FIVE definite an
nouncements. They are these:
First, he says the statement telegraphed as
being in the commissioners report, that forty
or more plural marriages have been contracted
in Utah within certain period, is false.
Second, he declares that the leaders of the
church are not teaching plural marriage or per-
hitting any person to enter into its practice.
Third, he denies that any number of plural
marriages have been solemnized in the period
mentioned either in our temples or 10 any other
place in the territory.
Fourth, he declares his intention to submit to
the laws forbidding plural marriage and to use
his influence to have the members of the church
over which he presides do likewise.
Fifth. he publicly promulges his advice TO the
Latter-d1y Saints TO refrain from contracting
any marriage forbidden by the law of the
land
The document is signed by WILFoRD WOOD
RUFF as president of the Church of JESUS
CHRIST Of atter-day Saints
And with these facts plainly stated in
terms OF unmistakable clearness and def
niteness, in the official declaration of Presi-
dent WOODRUFF, the villianous organ pre-
tends that the declaration doesn't mean
anything. The Tribune and its ring hate
nothing else so much as the determine
ton of the Mormon leaders and people
to obey the law. They see their hope of
gain through oppression of the Mormons
jeopardized by the express intention of the
Mormon people to obey the law in respect
to polygamy as in other cases. They know
that, polygamy included, the Mormon poo
pie have vastly better record as law -abid
ing citizens than their opponents in Utah !;
and TO be deprived of the polygamy buga-
boo Is a blow that makes the plotters sick.
May the devil have mercy on the souls of
men who hate to see their opponents law
abiding in every respect for fear they
cannot plumber them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04
THE TRIBUNE MARES A DISCOVERY.
The Tribune made a great discovery Il
other day. 1t said:

The Tribune made great discovery the
other day. 1t said:
When silver has been at so per cent discount
measured by gold the farms of the country and
the products of the farms have been at exactly
the same discount. There is not an
ordinary article of manufacture either in this
country or in England that has not suffered
exactly the same decrease as silver did as COM
pared with gold
1t made an attempt at proving the truth
OF this extraordinary discovery by quoting
the prices of wheat and cotton, which 'had
luctuated something after the manner that
silver had. The sheet continued that the
recent advance in silver was the cause of
the recent advance in other articles, pota-
toes, wheat, etc.
But now comes a test of it. The sheet
says:
The fall in the price of silver ten points is a
great disappointment to the friends of silver in
the United States. 1t would be foolish to at
tempt to deny it.
This means, then, that all other products
have fallen "ten points, in price, since '.the
earth and the products of the earth rise
and fall with silver"
1t happens, however, that neither wheat,
potatoes, sugar, beef, hats, shoes, nor any
thing else has fallen ten points along with
silver, as any one may demonstrate by pur-
chasing any of the articles. And this con-
stitutes the chief objection to the Tribune's
theory, viz: that the facts are against it.
There is no particular objection to this
innocent play of fancy on the part of the
Tribune except that it might be taken seri-
ously by people who are not fully &C
quainted with the unreliable nature of the
sheet in question. Its groteslue magma
tion, rollicking fancy, and absurd surer-
stitions in regard to silver, are well known
to old residents here. But this silver fall
lacy might possibly mislead the unwary
into supposing that by watching the rise
and fall of silver, they could keep track of
the fluctuations of all other articles.
Really, there is no such danger. No one
has ever seriously believed that the price
of silver was the key to all other prices
The sheet that publishes such stuff makes
q laughing stock of itself.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04
CONGRESS.

When Congress adjourned the other day
everybody heaved a sigh Of relief. For
long weeks the intelligent and thoughtful
among the people had been YEARLY await
ing the coming to an end of the session,
and when The vice-president and the
speaker declared the houses over which
they respectively presided stood adjourned
there was rejoicing from one end Of the
land to the other. There is more or less of
this feeling Of relief at the close of every
long session, and the longer the session the
greater are the popular apprehension and
WEAKNESS, and the deeper the pleasure
over the ending. Nor does it make much
difference which of the political parties is
in power, the masses are always glad when
Congress is not in session.
This feeling is natural, and should have
its effect in the way of improving the ways
and methods of the national legislature
We say the feeling is natural, for the
reason that Congress has come to be re-
garded as disturber of commercial condi-
tions, If not constant menace and threat
1t INDUCES in broils and keeps the country
embroiled and in a state Of agitation. Hun
dreds and thousands of bills are introduced
which Ii passed would prove injurious to
the public, and the public is worried lest
these bills shall become law. From the
time the session opens until it closes there
is raid upon the treasury, and the people
are annoyed and alarmed when they wit
ness the grabs at their money. Partisan
politics figures in much Of the legislation,
l,.;r -.
of the United States are exercised in their
minds lest the representatives of the other
half should do something. make some law
which will be unjust and give the party in
power an unfair advantage. During all
these months since last winter more than
half the American people have been kept
on the anxious seat by two bills which
were revolutionary in their character, one
the Notwithstanding the trade and in
dustry of the country, and the other-the
force bill-having for its object the curtail-
ment of the rights of the people
at the polls. Manufacturers, dealers
and importers could not conduct
their business on legitimate lines;
they could not manufacture, could not buy,
could not fix prices with intelligence and
proper business foresight, for everything
depended upon the fate of the bill. The
country was for a time up in arms against
the LODGE election bill; its passage would
certainly have occasioned trouble and blood
shed, and it is doubted that it could have
been enforced, so Jealous are the people of
their rights, andso much opposed are they
to federal interference in their affairs.
The people have actually come to fear
Congress, and they live in state of appre-
hension and disquiet while the national
legislature is in session. That this condi-
tion of things is evil, that the effect Upon
the country is injurious, everybody con-
cedes, but nobody seems to have remedy
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04
THE CACHE RAILWAY TROUBLES.

The good people of Cache valley in gen
eral and of Logan inparticular are just now
in the depths of one OF their periodical
wrestles with the railway company. Perio-
dical is hardly the appropriate word to
employ here, as the struggle is constant
and amending. At present the popular in
digation is a little more intense than usual.
due to the notice thai has been given by the
company that for a time coal will not he
delivered in the valley.
1t is shameful, the manner in which that
rich valley has been treated by the railway
company. 1t is one of the wealthiest valleys
along the line of the road, and has been one
Of the most generous supporters of the
Union Pacific, contributing many thou
sands Of dollars monthly to the Golfers of
the company; and with monotonous reg
ularity the company has returned for the
patronage received Sights and manifest
discrimination. The HERALD is not talk
ing at random. 1t knows whereof
it speaks. 1t has been familiar with
the bad train service out and
into Cache during all these years /:
We have known of and denounced the hun
dred and one sights put upon the people
and their fertile valley; we have partici-
pated in the many contests which the com
munity has had with the monopolistic and
therefore autocraJic road, and we have
wondered why the rich and progressive
people Of Cache have not long ago applied
the remedy which they have in their own
hands, and brokenthe shackles with which
they are bound. Cache viii never be treat
ed fairly until she has another railway
outlet. So long IS the valley is dependent
upon one line, the ''soulless corporations
will assert itself, and it will not matter
whether this corporation be called the
Union Pacific or something else The
relief which is needed can come only
through second railroad, and the longer
that second road is building, the longer will
the relief be delayed. The enterprisine
men of Cache can build road, or they can
make such offers or present such induce
ments as will persuade an existing company
TO run into the valley for its great
and growing traffic. Competition will
give good railroad service while a
community which is without competition
and is at the mercy of one company. no
matter how good that company may try to
be, is to be pitied.
The experience of the people of Cache
in the matter Of railway service has been
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04
Our line of underwear for the fall and
winter is now complete.
BAsT-TERRY MER Co.,
= Hatters and Furnishers, 142 Main St.

Mr.. G. w. Sutherland, druggist in the
town of Colfax, state of Washington, keeps
in stock all OF the leading medicines for
throat and lung diseases, but says he sells
more of Chamberlain's cough remedy than
Of any other and has never heard a COM
plant from any one. This remedy gives
entire satisfaction, because it can always
be depended upon. 1t is popular because it
never disappoints and because it is pleasant
and safe to take. Let anyone afflicted
trouble give it trial and he will realize for
himself what valuable medicine it is, and
learn why it is so popular. For sale at 80
cents per bottle by 2. G. M. ]. drug depart
ment. f
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04
CHAPPED HANDS, LIPS AND FACE

Sunburn and tan quickly cured by usin,
Arnicated Eureka Cream. 25c at drug
gists'.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04

sad in the extreme. Those people having
oeen thoroughly convinced by this time,
That protests, pleadings, swearing and de-
nunciation are all in vain, having no remed
lal effect whatever, should now join hands
and free themselves from the abuse of the
monopoly. 1t isn't far to connection
with the Central Pacific, nor would it re-
quire much persuasion to induce the Rio
Grande Western to run into the valley.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-04

WHEN DUBoIs promised the Republican
members Of Congress that if Idaho were
admitted to the Union the state would be
Republican, he knew what he was talking
about, but he didn't expect that the people
were going to fulfill his promise so over
whelmingly and with so much emphasis.
Even THE HERALD, while it cannot ap
prove the judgment of the voters, is COM
PEELED to congratulate the ex-Delegate.