The Portland daily press., 1890-11-03

man of large means as well as high literary
attainment.
The Gorham high school masquerade was
grand success. The costumes was tasteful
and unique, that of Romeo was especially
fine, and the clown kept the room lively.
The young people should be praised for the
manner in which the whole affair was car
ried out; their fun never degenerating into
rudeness. If the parents will aid Mr.. Wood
man in his efforts for the advancement of
morals and manners as well as intellect
Gorham will have no reason to complain of
its young folks.
John A. Waterman. Jr,. is making a short
visit home.
Mr.. Lewis johnson is better although still
In critical condition.
WIT AND wlspom.
Admitted his Deficiency.
Yabsley-Why is it that girl who can't work
10 minutes without being "all tired out" can
dance for hours without getting weary.
Mudge-But they can't-when they dance with
me, at least-lndianapolis Journal.
Baby cried.
Mother sighed.
Doctor prescribed: Castorlal
Before the divorce.
"Well," said Brown TO his newly married friend
$50 your wife does the cooking. wonder you
are alive to tell the talel"
"Yes," replied the other, "but am alive
alive and kicking. Life.
What Shall the Harvest Re!
Whyi What can it be, but suffering and sor
row, disease and death, If you neglect the symp-
toms of disordersd liver? Take DR.. Plerces
Golden Medical Discovery. 1t outsells all other
remedies. Sold under condition that it must
either benefit or cure the patient, or the money
paid for it will be promptly returned. 1t all
diseases arising from deranged liver, or from i'm
pure blood, as biliousuess, silver complaint" all
skin and scalp diseases, saltrheum, letter. scrofu-
lous sores and swellings, feyer-sores, hipjoint
disease and kindred ailments.
Clara-Jack intends to have everything his own
when we are married
Clara's Mamma-Then why do you marry
him?
Clara-To relieve his mind of false impress
ion-Lfe..
Harsh purgative remedies are fast CIV
ing way TO the gentle action and mild effects Or
Carter's Little Liver Pills. If you try them they
will certainly please you.
"Foxley's quite slight of hand performer,
isn't hep"
"Well l never suspected It,"
eyes; at dinner today he took pitcher full of
water, and in the face and eyes of the whole
company, without any attempt at cOnce ament
whatever, turned it into-into-"
"Well, what?"
"why into a dozen glass understanding
II you had taken two of CATERS Little
Liver Pills before retiring you would not have
had that coated tongue or bad taste in the mouth
this morning. Keep vial with you for occa-
sional use.
MUCH IN NAME.
Whats in a name?" Considerable, so we have
For instance, grocers sell us salt at but cent
While for chloride of sodium 1.-THE druggists gayly
p0unce
Upon our pOcketbooks and charge us 30 cents an
ounce. Chicago Post.
Persons suffering with headache or other pain,
should use Salvation Oil. Price 20 cents.
In using DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup, you are en-
ploying the very best remedy for cold.
Both Stayed at Home.
Johnny-Ma, wherein going to stay while you
ana pa are gone?
Ma pa isn't going away
Johnny-Yes he is. He's going to Rome.
MaoWhat put that foolish notion into your
head?
JohnnIe-I heard him tell a man hat as soon as
you went away he was going to make Rome howl,
ana now can he do IL without going there?-
Chicago Post.
How is your cold? Use Johnson's Anodyne
Liniment or it may last all winter; certain fact!
Oldboy-YOung man, don't try to fly too high at
first. Always begin at the bottom and work up.
Flippant Youth-That's all right IL you want
TO climb ladder; but what IL you want to dig
well?-Light.
The usual treatment Of catarrh is very I'M
satisfactory, as thousands of despairing patients
can testify. A trustworthy medical writer says:
Proper local treatment is positively necessary to
success, but most OF the remedies in general use
by physicians afford but temporary benefit.
cure cannot be expected from snuffs, powders,
oouches and washes" Ely's Cream Balm is
remedy which combines the important requisites
VI quick action, specific curative power with per
i9'V '"ie'y and pleasantness to the patient.
In Training
eynect ny Hoo d4t.ng over manuscript)-YOu don't
thar A. any eeltor will accept any such stuff as
Jsek,0erdtainly mott 1t has been refused by
se ha,TrytiWhy under the sun do you keep on
Jack-lm trying to discover in how MANY WAYS
tnlng can De courteousy declined, many ways
Harry-What for?
Jack-I promised to go with Imogaro . an.
dinner OF the Mystic Cooking Club.-Life. ~ 'no
~,uss aInEaH ann nnnna..-