The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1890-07-30
WIT AND HUMOB,.

i'o1'te oe'''si'o''
If our sins were only unobtrusive as
the goodness of others is obtrusive!-
Atchssom GLOBE.
If the bows don't kiss the misses, then
the oirls viii miss the kisses.-Bir,q-
5an,7oa Leoder
Now York SCARED HIGH for the Fair,
bnt Chicaoo's men was mightier than
-, ~: ,+o
,s,aII- ,,,aLes tho oconaintance of his
,SaIa uSay ] poeto,, @ poot ,'s>
uno -
No bald-headed man VINO slls ~ ine
lrIhs ho1io+ TOW poato,a az sn1 GazeHe suteh i0 ~
RoWne de Bout-''Are youstlli IN tne
sWlm!" Upson DoWnes~ esi Oh my
oack Juse a' pieeen'' ''O"-
1t improves your memory to lend
friend 50, but it destroys the memory
of your friend.-Nea0 Orleans Ptcayu'ae.
DO you know the nature OF an OATH
madamP'' 81 think SO. All my hus-
bands oaths are very ill-natured. y
Puck.
BEFORE pettino into the ..swim', a man
should be reasonably sure that he can
keep his head above Water.-BoSton
Courier.
O.-"What did the Saul of Tarsus do
when the liobt of heaven blinded him?"
A.-''Why, why he-he tumbled. ~.
7. Herald.
Edith-"It's the little things that tell
in this life.n Alice-"Well, you'd think
SO if you had two small brothers, as
have. lester.
It must be matter of regret to the
man who likes to hear himself talk to be
told that he has been talking in his
sleep Yo1ekers Statesman.
He-''The outlet is cold again, dar-
ling. Now, what would you do if l
scoIded just littleP" She-s.Make it
hot for YOU, dearest. .''-Jester.
First Drummer-.Gat anv orders
this morningP" Second Drummer
Yes. one" First-"What was it?'
Second -''Gitr'- Philadelphia Press.
Country Rector haven't seen Won
at church latelv.n Old Woman-..No
sir; heered as how it was very un-
healthful to sleep in the daytime. -
Jester.
81 tell Won Georoe If tbere v.s lose
money in the world tbera would he
more religion" THAT may be; but
the collections would fall off.n-N. Y.
San.
Eoror .or+ hrn+;r, ho oon C;.,
snortsman Iwoar;lr1 Nv .y.es ~ So hnay hy
hunting all day for a patch of woods
without law-penalty Sign on it."WM.
Z. Weekiu.
Everv mon sbonld b.ro oood
on;n;on Of b;n,sn1f He NOV fSd II
hard to persuade other people to per
form this arduous duty for him.
Sonaerville Journal.
The ;doo1 vomon,s hot is Soo+;or of
chaos without form and nd void v of arcbi-
taot,,ro1 n, TaI,,o fnrtbn, ;n,nro,ed NV
having its formlessness knocked out Of
shape.-Boston transcript.
..I, +..+ oonont on,, rooao,, .s1,od
1.a.;', 40 .naU Sooni ,'rahy any go. o1Jo,. "o1
piospeo.,od @ d,1 ona4Ga tho ~ - peu ..Whl
any soou. va 40 Ine iePty WY
that cement. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
aMv husband o+tondod tho ror;r.,
1850 .J to ot ae.on ai;a; un :. ~ az
be bnno a t;da --'.S So. So o., 20 W ),
a,1,, uonI nuo ooupeici III, ~ 60
anen I suPpo'1 ! pa05oss nJ WI pt ~ oa' u 'n0
Mr. De;obton.Ab MiSs westorr
do so admire Won mothers carriaoe
so graceful r. and denied !" Miss West,
ern7.tYas II ;s swell tnrnont. no
naid s1 9oo for Il Roetonia, ' r"
P
th;nL Of NV roice 81, ..Iveu Il oil 6a
nends Yon haven't told me- vet Do
won ;ntand bacon,ino a, .notionaer q,
= hucksterp,,W Phi1ode1abin Times
:,
wiz sing Ior you sal9 hafry.
.Sb.ll ISM sino Haw II can sn floe esre Yon9p,: S
mo y She r9,,liad ,vaar;lr corr ..not miles,
rom lnnIu nU H. r. aaa,,,o,. !, Wosb;nnto,, ]
Poet " '-' :, ''1''' -
Iou maxi SIeat ni!siahg III Wa sReah'
;l. n u !. tna' s,, as ~ oaoy JoAe ny,
about baby; but it is too old and gray.
haired to be a baby Joke. .n-Harper's
O.,
on 1neVvonaksPeare IS SIMPLY marvel, d,
T. Gus. ~ oun laihley ne -. -, inueeo ;so.
Lven ehe names @ ne gives ;ednnno III; minor
Look at Pistol for. instance He was
alwavs loaded -Rostonia,
n -
". Ue4ter OF the o0ftgre90Seo''1S.S, %,
ilinkS tnat an tne eaily newspapers wv. Mlii
pe, evehtually: religious IouInals. !nls
ao, 1eos US 70 Ill Teiie'e m .iat al .he reigtGus
journals. u Norr;sto,0m Her9ld
~
MISS beaconhlil-l Wonaef Whae the
pnllosophlcal reason Is that men VINO
mind their own business generally sue
ceedP' Jack Mathews-"Perhaps be-
cause there is SO little competition IN
1s 80. nno' l.. 14'' 90. = -''',;lD1O 49, ,,,,>
1Mlor measuring !lttie DioDos)
Eery singuIar' tnls' SIT. ,I, DioooS-
wv mats tnat! 1allorI your
measurements are exactly tne same n as
the apollo beiveaere statue. bloDps
orders TWO SUITS lnseeaa Oh one')-1"e
Mrs Do conoo .nvbo+ ONO ,, ro.a
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