The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-19
CONFIDENTIAL CHAT.

driven to express their griefs publicly on
the servant girl terror. The ladies of Ashe-
vile, North Carolina, held meeting lately
and formed a union, offensive and defen-
sive, against the peregrinating slatterns
who destroy domestic peace and comfort in
this country by pretending to do kitchen
work. The Asheville ladies agreed on a
plan of campaign. They formed stiff
housekeepers' union, all members pledging
themselves to abide by the rules established.
They established & graded scale of prices,
to be determined by the capacity Of the girl
and the length of service in one family.
This will work much good if the plan is
strictly adhered to. A housekeepers' pro-
tective union is one of the needed organiza-
tions of the nation. 1t should extend all
over the country.
ave are still in favor of disfranchise
ment," says the leader of the Liberal or
gan. "We are still in favor CT giving our
votes to your opponent" says Young
Utah.
There is but one issue in the present
campaign -disfranchismen of voters who
have never broken any law, to please the
within of those who would ruin if they can
not rule, and who would ruin if they did
rule.
Let every voter do his duty, and the
apostle of disfranchisment will be showed
under so deeply that he and Pooh bah
| l1o
shelf.
Scene 1-Ofice of Society Topics:
Enter a brisk odor of red herrings and
lager beer, followed by seedy Individual in
decollete broadcloth, with dried beer trim
mings).
Proprietor Society Topics-Hello, lola,
dye want to make stamp?
Seedy individual (promptly)-Well,
shoald relax my facial expression!
Proprietor Society Topics-Well, just take
On a few of the hotel registers this morning
and see who's in town.
Scene 2-Front ST. Marc Hotel:
Seedy individual (humbly approaching
desk BEG pardon, sir; but can l glance
over your register for one moment9
Clerk (haughtily)-
Seedy Individual (meekly)-I asked
whether 1 could glance over your register
for one moment. Hope, sir you have no OBJ
lection, sir!
Clerk with magnificent scorn) - Well
rush it! rll give you just two minutes tt
look over the list and fling yourself out in tt
sidewalk again. Time!
Scene 3-Ofice of Society Topics:
(Seedy individual hard at work as fol
lows on Lounger paragraphs):
"While glancing languidly over the regis
ter in the lobby of the st. Marc yesterday
1 almost dropped my cheroot "a reminis
cence, by the way, of delightful evening
spent with Sir Lionel Westgate, of He
Majesty's Lies, and select set of ga,
club mem, as remarked, l almost droppe,
my cheroot in surprise to run across tn
, autograph of my old chum, the Count de Ii
F'rommbosio. So the count is once NOR
basklng in the sunlight and chic of Gotham
society. Well well as we would say Of
the Bourse: 'Ce monde est plcin de fouS' /
l remember Alright, first met the count a
Baden, where we were both taking tn
waters. His persistent attentions to Mis-
Madeline X, fair young bud of tw
seasons, was the talk of the clubs. Man
were the rumors," etc.-Journalist.
The loyal American citizen is not one VIII
would disfranchise his opponent in orde
that an election might be won. Therefore
the Liberal candidate, Old Man-Afraid-H He
Won't Get Enough Votes, is not an Amer
can, and is not entitled to hol
} the responsible position to which he as
pires.
The Utah boy will not be found votin
. for the man who has done his little best
shove through Congress the miserable di:
franchisement bill When the Utah boy S
0 far forgets himself as to cast his vote fc
auch fellow, Arthur l.. Thomas will /
0 found truthful on the Mormon question.
n 81 have always been thought to be
pretty good fellow" said the latest additio
i, to the list Of defeated Liberal aspirants fl
Congressional honors, 'but in a few day
i, from now you will discover just how bad
am" All that is necessary is to peruse I'll
testimony in the case of Carter VS.. Coco
y win to discover how thoroughly spotles
and unassailable White -Souled Goodwin il
0 1t was at Spirit Lake, at thevery limit
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