The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-07-03
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haples eaildrss. Dsnsg be feoesi iour
DO refused 10 n. hsby.
- hiGi 20 ohiss deeorssou; The
'ismiiy ss@ shosld never be painted 10
os,mibs. bet Il Too often u,
.-sesies 10 brIieviss. ssd vkso . nsn
seos s.sfn 81 be~s sbos. 10 settle % bis
bead 10 10 iiass tor hln 10 be leaving.
--linsssnd = IL, % 40 10 The leciars
ionisLl nifc--i have nothing 10 scar.
iia.bsnd Then LEI % 60 10 The opsrs
-Thrss es.spsper mss have left Clers-
lsnd 10 balloon. Was that the Only way
ihsy could escspe imponenais crediionf
rfUisssioasi Bicycle Rider Now DO
you upass.isnd my i1siraeii0nss Ana
tsuf~yes It's, 10 -sr-~vsll that is-
isubls
"A lively nss paper 10 Indianapolis
{. called Tho Rams Hora. Oar Ger
msH oog,fibasor ssys IL is 'fsbeep Al iwo
dollars yesr,
il's pretty hard lock. complsined the
big trunk. 10 led yourself completely
strapped .usi sbeu you're starting on 90 .
long journey,
Iaieinsurance sgeni 10 . man who
has snger.d him -Fsllo~, the only thing
that saves Jon Is the Tact that insured
your liie Lat seek
The Cheyenne trouble 10 the fret out.
break that has occurred smong the Indians
aimee The Government stopped issuing
bucksbcsi - ra'iops.
Mr.. 61aid--And 10 Miss Gigelegsggle
veil educs,ed7 Mrs. Mead = Educstedf
should say 90. Why the ribbons on
her graduating dress alone cos. over $50
la Court How old are you. prisoner
TseD,y four, your honor But that was
Just What youssAid five years ago. Oh,
but tia. Vas III another case. your honor.
MIR. Seslove (st bis seashore ooilsse)
My dear, please tell our daughter to
sing something less dolefal Mrs Seslove
--rbs, Ia not our daughter, my love That
Ia the foghorn.
--forsisu Visitor (snding in New
York. 1888 wish TO go TO the Worlds
fair. Policeman Yes, sir Go Ave
squares north, then turn TO the left aud
10 thousand miles wet.
--Psrishoner Well. doctor, | enjoyed
your sermon very much. Dominic You
pain mo deeply. air My sermons are
written for instruction. not for the giving
OF pleasure on the holy Sabbath.
Rev. Mr.. Grimes TO Judge Tor,)--
Yes; aud when you have particularly
bad boy come before yon what is the first
question yuu ask himi Judge Tort ask
him, Where does your father preacb2
The really smart young man is the
one who can pretended that he was only
doing II 10 cool bis heated brow when he
has lifted bis bat by q mistake to q pretty
girl who turns out to be mot the same"
Judge What is the witnesses repu.
tstion for veracity' Prosecutor MOT Of
oil good. Judge What was his occupa
tionf Prosecutor He has boon q census
enumerstor In Chicago. Judge--Thstl'
do.
oh, Clara. Toms been expelled from
Yalel You don't tell me so. What WAS
the matter. He was found study ing po-
Iiticsl economy when be should have
been developing bis muscles for the next
boat race.
Florist Ito committee) You want an
appropriate floral design, do youS Wba,
Was the dccedent's busipess2 Spokesman
He wss an attorney. Florist - How
would something in the shape Of 9 Tyre
strike your
-He-Tbey say II will be folly to buy
. plate OF ice cream this season. The
dealers have combined 10 give very
ANAL plate for ten cents She Il xeetly
Then we'll have TO pay twenty cents,
won't we7
Rider Hssgsrd complains that al Amer.
lean publishing Hrm mu,ila.ed one OF his
novels The number Of savsges killed by
two Euglishmcn Ia hand TO hand hght
Vas cut down by the American publishers
from 7i3 TO 264.
The Proper Cabinet Officer. We would
likesome good remedy for the army worm
said the spokesman Of deputation OF
farmers 10 the Secretary Of Agriculture.
You'll have 10 see Mr.. Proctor, replied
Uocle Jerry he's the Secretary OF War,
You know.
Angry Citiz,n Ho~ much will You
take aud leave the neighbofhood at onces
Leader Of Little German Band = Fifty
cents Angry Ci,izsn -You ask too much.
Leader OF Little German Band = Ish dot
sos Veil. ] blsys Won more time, uni
den see " dots too M ooch.
One woman 10 response 10 the ques
ton. Have yoa any chronic disease, re
piled: have been waiting for you. a.
] told the lads next door. have chrome
heart complaint, chrooic neuralgia. chrop
10 liver uonble. two chronic corus and a
chronic ipsro~ipg toe nail You cAn put
me down ~ chronic all over.
Snail Boy -whAtll | do with this
money bsnkr Mamma Pat II away, OF
course. |, has . dollar 10 it that your
snni gave you, and some change your pa
and pat 10. Not nov. There isn't any
money 10 !. nov. spent 1t Spent IL
chat did yon do that forf Why. the
minister preached % hard sssinst bosrdin,
up riches. that got converted and spen,