Evening journal., 1890-04-09

man you must be industrious, why,
mamma, do the lazy boys turn out to be
women when they grow upge-San Fran
cisco Call.
It's Bad Enough
to fool away ones precious time In ex-
perimenting with uncertain medicines
when one is afflicted, without being out
Of pocket as well. The only medicine OF
its class sold by druggists possessed of
such positive curative properties as 70
warrant It's manufacturers In guarantee
ing it to cure or money paid for II re-
turned, is DR.. Pierces Golden Medical
Discovery. For all liver, blood and lung
diseases 1t is specific.
"WERE you in the White Mountains
last summer2" Yes. Had good time.
lis there any game in the mountains
nowYp "Oh, yes; we played tennis and
bean bags all the time. '-Harpers .Bazar.
TINS is the best time of the whole year
TO purify your blood. because now you
are more susceptible to benefit from
medicine than at any other season.
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the best medicine
to take, and it is the most economical
100 Doses One Dollar.
THE Chicago girl walks on all fours,
except when she is compelled to take
fves or skies. Washinton Star.
Ladies' and Gentlemen's restaurant,
Sixth and Shipley.
"wnAT dancing eyes sho hasr "Yes.
a al a tY1f 81
If she'd had dancing cheeks and trip
ping nose and a waltzing lip, she'd have
been in hard luck. "-Harpers Bazaar.
-. a-..:- 80 s,ssSftsrs ss..ss.-v.gs s.vgs
"Creston" is the nearest open'tract to
the city, Lots sold on installments
IN the matrimonial market it doesn't
make so much difference about q girls
complexion II her income is only fair
Burlington Free Press.
WHAT is a cold in the head? Medical
authorities say IL is due to uneven cloth
| ing of the body, rapid cooling when in a
perspiration, etc. The important point
is, that cold in the head is an inhamma-
tion of the lining membrane Of the nose,
which. when unchecked, is certain TO
produce catarrhal conditlon-for
catarrh is essentially cold" which
nature is no longer able to resolve OF
throw of. Ely's Cream Balm has proved
its superiority, and sufferers should re-
sort to It before that common ailmeni
becomes seated and ends in obstinate
catarrh.
Now IL you have girl,
And YOU keep her In the whirl,
| You must feast her;
Your wallet may be bent,
But you cannot say Its lent
Utica Herald.
oysters-in every style at Mullins res
taurant' Sixth and Shipley.
THE homeliest thing on earth is not
the homeliest man, but the man who is
just homely enough to think be is pretty
-Atchison Globe.
Meals at all hours at Sixth and Shipley
The gentle spring is dra wing nigh.
And when we greet the Tad newcomer
Well bid our winter girl gocdby
And hunt us up girl for summer.
Chicago Herald
THE most attractive location for resi-
dences is at "Creston, Ninth ward.
lN the RestaurGnt-'My dear youn
lady, love you. Doyou love me a little
perhapsY Yes" Waiter A min
lister at once "-Fliegende Blatter
Roast dinners a speciality at Mullins
] Sixth and Shipley
POVERTY is the only burden that Is nc
lightened by being shared with others
Richter,
q DR. DRHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, Al
/ the only genuine pennyroyal pills mad
S At druggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203
h 9th st. Phila. Ladies beware of imitation
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