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Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01

There was a frog Ebo lived IN a spring,
Ho caught spci cold he could not sing"
Poors unfortunate BGt-achizni In what >
Ea plight be must have bern And vet hfs
misfortune was one that often hefalls slngeFx
Many Glsoe tunefui voice among those " ho
oEtOnR 20 the - sreniss homo q utterly suoiled
BY " coia IN sAe bead" or on the lungs or both
combined For the above Eoentiobsd = erozk-
or" We are not aware that any remedy was
E ever ooS4Asd, but We 5s,,c- 20 know that Ali
human singers may keep their heads clear an
tEr1at9 10 tune " this timely use Of Dr. Salre's
CatEzTa RegneGy and Dr. PieFeeis Golden Ned
~ -ssascoyery. DOth OF which ars sold By
er1eElszs.
Dr. sage's cafarTh Remedy cures the worst
csses 81 Cetarrh IN the Head no matter Of
bow long Standing. y bile for ali kgTyugeaL
bronchial, throat and lung affections, DR..
P1erce's Goioen Medical Discovery Is posi-
ETe3y slneQuale6- IL cures the worst finzer-
Ing coughs and bullds up the feSh and
strength Of t5ose who hsvc bceH rr6uced
~ Easti1e diseases- x is auarEneeed 70
seaeGt or ciIrc IN ALI dlsczses f,1r Thsrh il u
rseoEarseialed, n takcn ia siln and s4zen .
fsir trial. g r1ooey pad Tor II refunoed
Copyrights. Isss By wozLD's DIS. Nzr zss'x.
Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01

CUBA has raised the duty on Amer
lean -four 50 as TO completely shut out
the United States product. She did
this after we had put ON pr 'hibiting
duty shutting out her sngar product.
Verify a protective tariff is a two
edged sword.
Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01

CALIFORNIA horses aEe carrying Oh
the honors la the east this season. i. is
not the real estate buyers of southern
California alone ~ho J. -, -, beer bitten.
Owners OF eastern horse flesh are get
ting their share of the cyclone.
Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01

THs Valley Bulletin, published at
s'olomonville, has since changing the
name TO the Graham County Bulletin,
made a speciality OF getting all the
news OF that colnty, which increases
its usefulness and value as news
panar.
Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01
u. S. Land Office Notice,

Strawberries from tie Meieslfs
ranch received regularly at wolcott's
during the season. Leave orders
there q
Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01

Choice brands Of butter and chee b
at Hoeher's the pioneer grocer, on Ere
mont and Fifth streets. M
Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01

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Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01
Lgsr OF PBIzss.
ARR xIHaTIog FEIzEs.
club Rates: o Tickets for sSe 90.
sJssilt IA es arr ranged with sgeBts
Agents Wanted and ne sily Ivy Ia I'll r. ?

Agents Wanted and ne ,i,T ivy n III r.. ?
UuiIrd States Int Bfitish AmsHea-
The Paym' NJ Of Irists + CaIrzBfged by e spe-
c'si drpo-!t 81 We Hundre TnoasErd d lars
30 ot0l with the StEtc tsoyeEumf n. and ap
proved y Jesus Are Ii "a. GOvein1z
Drawing, der tia per-uusl supery sion Of
Ii H-rlainiO Auega, wh, = a. p1inied bY the
Government IS late. yegt0r.
"Ice s. that VISTA the Sta'e Treasurer sIi nee
- EBaraussIs are d -BJEited, as-aling fail
psy aept u al prizes nf tLis dfawing.
HEENISs0 ARTEAGA, Iute4y -niog."
IMPORTANT.
Rs ui-taf cE- meet be either b. New " 4ft
* ryss Or EeEIstsred L fJtsT. AHGri a m.usy
UsITeC,i. "a car Be made hy =Jptc e camp- n e -
bBHks. IicSGt se. rect 10 5aanaggiacEt vi } b
paid ~ cragg u New Yo-f, Mon rgEl, 81. Panl,
IN e. g. Szs ErBufi 20, OF city n Msxcs For
further tIfJrEaslGn sd iEg-E.
JUAN PEDAD. NaaaEeF,
Zacttecas NJ Nico-
Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01

The Tucson Citizen. Phenix Herald
and Arizona Republican are said to be
haTInonizing their differences. II so
they have a peculiar way OF going
Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01

Dated Bisbee, April IA, 1890.
Tombstone daily prospector. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-1891, 1890-07-01
CITY AND COUNTY OFFICIAL PAPER.

Fresh Ranch Butter IRON the ranch OF
n White atwoieotrs czsh Store. S7n
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-06-15
AFFAIRSO OF THE THEATRES.
UMMER OPERA STILL DOING WELL
AT ALBAUGH'S.
'The Black Hussar" Will succeed "Nadjy"
This week-SomethingA About the Latter
Performance-Prepa Among the
stage Folks for Next Season.

The Lamont Opera Company spread itself in
"Nadiy'' last week at Albaugh's Grand Opera
House. not by confning itself strictly to the
libretto of the opera, however, but by drawing
extensively upon the originality of its comedi-
ans and throwing an unusual amount of spirit
into the rendition. The honors of the week
were shared about equally by Miss Hanley in
the title role, Mr. De Lange as FdragdS, and
Mr. Graham as The Mdrgrdrc. These three
disported themselves in q manner without coun-
terpart and lent especial inspiration TO the re-
mainder of the cast. For the reason that the
music of "Nadiy' scarcely possesses the catch
ing quality of "Erminie' or 'The Black Hus-
sar," the monkey business and local gagging
generally INDUCED in with this opera seem to
be less out of place and therefore more eXcusa-
BILE from popular standpoint But it is a
question il the bounds of license could not
have been drawn with trile more conservatism
last week without any sacrifice Of effect. Miss
Lamont as Princess Etclkd appeared to much
more advantage than in her role of the preced-
ing week, and the same may be said of Mr..
Wilson as Rdkoc:y. The chorus acceptably
fulfilled the demands imposed upon it and as
sisted materially the success of the production
by its intelligent work.
"The Black Hussar'' at Albaugh's.
This pretty and popular opera will be given
at Albaugh's this week by the Helen Lamont
Opera Company, sixty-fve people, an orchestra
of twenty, and special engagement of the
Marine Band. Miss Lamont is one Of the
greatest favorites that comes to Washington,
and she has company that have made them
selves popular with all theatre-going people.
Albaugh's Theatre should be packed to the
doors during their one weeks engagement in
''The Black Hussar.i Already the sale of
seats is large, and those wishing good
seats should secure them well in advance. The
good ventilation of Albaugh's and the open
spaces about it make it possible TO keep the
house remarkably cool even on the warmest
evenings.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-06-15
THE RUSH TO EUROPE.
Vast Sums That Are Spent Annually by
Americans Who Go Abroad.

Vast Sums That Are Spent Annually by
Americans Who Go Abroad.
Charlie Murry in Pittsburg Dispatch.
1t is estimated that the average number of per-
sons who 90 abroad at this season of the year
will reach at least one thousand per day. This
means that from the middle of May to the mid
die of July upward of sixty thousand Americans
will have departed from their native shores in
quest of pleasure and health on foreign soil.
Do you realize what all this means from a finan-
cial point of view? From the poor steerage pas
senger who will blow in a couple of hundred
dollars in visit to his fatherland to the million
aire and his family whose expenses mean that
much every day of absence, it is moderate est-
mate to place the average expenditure at $500
each for the trip.
For sixty thousand this means $50 600, 600
For the entire summers crowd $50 900, 600 will
be a more accurate estimate. And this is for
New Y ork alone. All of this money, mind you,
goes into foreign pockets, and should be care
fully set down in figuring the balance of trade
between the United States and foreign govern
ments. There is enough expended on foreign
pleasures every year by Americans to create a
respectable Navy and sea-coast defenses, if spent
at home for that purpose. Itwould seem worth
the while of American craftsmanship to provide
some means by which, through an American
merchant marine, large portion of this annual
expenditure might be retained at home 1t is q
great pity that some statistics can't be had as tC
nearly the exact number of people who leave
the United States every summer for foreign
travel. 1t would also be interesting to know
just how many people leave our great cities tC
spend their time in the mountains and at fash
ionable watering-places. Sofar as New York j;
concerned the number is simply marvellous: Il
the empty houses of these people could be col
lected in asingle nsighborhOod, they would form
! vast and silent city of themselves.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-06-15

Mackay, Arthur wallsck, and Alfred Ayres,
have decided that the best of the five is a COM
edy, will o. the Wisp,' 10y Miss Martha Morton,
of New York City. OF the other four two were
by women.
The great event of tomorrow night in New
York will be the opening of the new Madison
Square Garden Theatre. Strauss with his I'M
perial Vienna Orchestra and two grand corps
de ballet imported from London will be the at
fractions
Josef Hofmann is quietly studying in Ger
many and will not appear in public again until
he has grown up. Otto HeRRer, on the contrary,
although he is studying at his home in Switzer-
land, will return to America and give some more
recitals.
Robert Downing has had prosperous season
and WILL as usual, spend most of his vacation on
his sabine farm across the Eastern Branch. Bob
finds that having himself for a manager is pro-
ductive of harmony and profit
The seating capacity of the Madison-Square
Garden amphitheatre, New York. is between
seven and eight thousand but the vast place will
hold 14,OO0 people. 1t is the largest auditorium
of the kind in the country.
Pauline Hall, prima donna and bicyclist. says
that she intends to make the trip from Baltimore
to New York on her steel steed before the snow
flies. And reporter of the Baltimore american
believes that she will.
Although France is supposed to lead the world
in casting aside the prejudices of the past, NJ.
Numa, of the Paris Odeon, has been refused the
grade of officer in the reserves because of his
profession.
Col. John A. McCaull can quote lett-handed
Scripture, it is said, with all his oldtime fiueucy
and vigor and his friends are now confident that
his complete recovery will not be long post
poned.
Frederick Mortimer Vokes, father of Rosina
Vokes, died in London on the 4th instant. 1t is a
curious coincidence that on the same hour and
day of the month his son Fred. died two years
ago.
Wilton Lackaye, S. Miller Kent. and Jennie
Yeamans have been engaged for THE Canuck,
which Mckee Rankin is to produce at the Bijou
New York. next month
Charles H. Hoyt is at his country home al
Charleston. n. H., engaged in constructing an
other greatest effort of his lifetime. to be called
"A Trip to Chinatown"
Eugene Oudin has been engaged by D'Oyley
Carte to sing the baritone role in Sir Arthur Sui
livan's grand opera, "Ivanhoe," to be produced
in London in the fall.
Minnie Palmer will close her English season a
Liverpool and sails for America on June rs
Next year she will produce a new play called
MY Prima Donna
A New York paper say s that Wilton Lackayt
/ will spend his summer on upper Broadway, al
ternating between the Five AS and the ROO
! of the Casino.
/ William Gillette, the actor playwright, ha
been seriously i'll with catarrh of the stomach
at his home in Hartford.
Carmencita, the popular Spanish dancer, is tc
make a tour of the principal watering places
this summer.
Frank McNish will give up ''Silence and Fun
and burnt-cork next season and star in white
| face comedy.
! Miss Rosa Rand will stay in New York anc
! Job next season.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-06-15
Beauties of AIbatross Skin.
From Forest and Stream.


The most valuable part of the albatross, how
ever, is its plumage. The neck, breast, and
belly are snow white, shading deicately into
gray and dusky brown at the sides and back,
and the feathers are so curled and elastic that
the skin with the plumage on it is an inch or an
inch and half thick, No finer material can be
got for muffs, cuffs, collarettes, capes, or the
trimming or lining of cloaks and robes. 1t is
very light yet exceedingly warm, while for ap-
pearance its dovelike smoothness and purity
cannot be eXcelled. 1t has the advantage, too,
Of being very durable, the natural oil of the
bird preserving the skin and feathers for many
years, while the Characteristic musky odor is
easily overcome by camphor. 1t is a wonder that
some enterprising furrier or modste does not
set the fashion of wearing albatross plumage
and send to Antipodes or the CroZets for a sea
sons supply. There would be money in it, not
only by its novelty but by its usefulness. At the
same time hope it will not be done, because if
once the skin of the albatross acquired com
mercial value and the ruthless hand of fashion
were laid on its smooth, white neck, the poor
bird would soon be driven from its secluded
haunts and might even be in danger of extermi-
nation.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-06-15

Who is the prosperous man? The man
who aavertises in The Sunday Herald.
Advertise in The Sunday Herald and get
business.
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-06-15
ID EAL ESTATE BULLETIN
h RY

THOMAS E. WAGGAMAN, 9I1 street.
Changes made Wednesdays and Saturdays.
TWO-STORY BRICK AND FRAME HOUSES
The Sunday herald and weekly national intelligencer., 1890-06-15

-Heurich's Extra Pale Lager. ASK for it.
The Meeker herald., 1890-03-22
ooMYloIs M -.


ny iwo ast"F
Regarded Is places Of paa' aaaat
the &orcalDsls miao4 d.d rlt 'lu ~
mo so torgiblo Is thoy Era o:i-H .rsf,-
scented 10 be. /. is rnl worry p -r
OF course. to work eight o. !ca '-4iH
every day in r. damp or .ey g4ile.!
three hundred feet untgrgro lldi bnl
even such cmploymon, Is. tlil'" j. =
preIudicial 10 health than untroHsJ
confinement In II dirty. oycr-eruwtld
and ioul-smeiiing convict prison. Tho
mlnos are badly ventilated and tho
gases liberated In them By the csplo-
sIyes used arc doubtless inJurious; but
thore are no deadly fumes or o@ha.G-
lions from poisonous ores Ike cinnn-
bar to affect tho health 81 the Labor
ors. and experiences seems TO show
that tho death rats Is no higher among
tho conylctB who 70 regularly evory
day into tho mines than among those
who lilo Idle day after day IN the
ylt,alod air OF tho prison !suaoTnt II
were permitted tn MAKO choice be-
tween complete id.eHrss In such II
prison Us that Of klgachl or Ut karn
and regular daily laaor In tho mines.
should. without hesitation, cAolfe
the latter. 10 Tar a. could nse1r-
tslH by ea-uIul Inquiry among thec1n'
victs themselves. no one has over hnfa
compelled To live and sleep In iheaa
that all tie s:aric, 20 that OBJECT pub
ilshod from i!uo 20 iimo rFa wholly
imaginary Had fictitious The Wurf,
Ing foreo many occasionally have tcCa
vldcl Into lEy and night gang, O..
shift. -sEt lasI TIE mlHsl nitsrl a'ei'
but tho samo mrl hLgu u1ref bccr
required To remain there cuHtinrru fg
for tventy.f1ar hogTt 4. tho pre-
en- time ghoro 1, no night work ard
all OF tho oonyists return 10 taair
prisons before dark. or IN tho fhpr,
days o! mlaainter very soon Ei'"r
dark 10 not wish 10 Do uudfr.totI
Gs saying that the life Of lalsizH con.
ylcth "a. Tho Srrshinslt silver mines 70
I'm easy one. - tLst ihey do no; SUI
fer. can Es~!'- ana E.Ga a uors tor
Tlble and hupa 'gsl 9.ia'Ha,1 ihas that
OF man who vI-Sf H'i t0y Ia oar Of
the damp. muddy ia. cries OF tho
PoiToisisi mlao. and gpss back 81,
night To n cinr foul. ylsnIH-!n'a3,od
prison iiitc that OF AlgaCAl. Il Il
worsc ihaa tho life Of any lH .ah d..
bu; It tho game time Il % no. tie sor.
uailoaaliy ;prFibl1 NO Of tho ic'ui1ls
cnav.si drll'!hri by MD GgeEyl.'a
Murssy-tAs csEy!cl iFho lives llsl.
and day under ground. sleeps "a o.
rocky ulchf. tolls IN hrFslc-8 mise-r
uutcr thc .ash Of pi;...-s ov5re,t
and D s.guiy plislsci - Gca'I - tAa
iumo1 81 gusesUiycr. sHgh fhia-
may b elective ia n sensational
drains, but hey Gro not true. The
wort i,H.gro ~ prnal Fcryiiula Ia
Siberia 3 rot hard ia''1r "a %, Eln,,;
i 10 tho condition ~ tEl prisons
George kearug. iI Cgail ).
The Meeker herald., 1890-03-22
MEEK Err HERALD.
ras cl.lLpRgM.s BOOKS.
uo. to Select E.aaiHs Matter for the
Young fo;hE.

How to Select E"aaiaA Matter iuF ''o
Young Folks.
a very grave matter indeed has
become the quality o! tho reading
furnished TO our young people In
families where newspapers cnl"r iree-
liz, even the casual reader who takes
lhem up and Chances them over care
lessly can not fail TO get knowledge
d! tho world that II 1t does no hnTm
does no good either. There, hre lam
llics, Indeed. where tho children arc
allowed certain columns oil a single
paper only, but such prohibition l.
often Us dangerous As It's opposite- y
notion prevails In many minds That
the young must have reading furnished
20 thom whore tho subiect has noen
writion down 10 their c1mproheu4lon'
forgetting that all our growth CONES
from struggle upward. gnd that u i
really great deal better atler Tn
taste Tor reading has been oaco formed
To have tho book or tho fubluct jest
ono degree advanced beyond the
moments taste or fancy. Much Of tho
formation Of taste in this matter de-
wolves upon tho mother, the aust, tao
elder sister; and II they SEQ TO u tha,
models o! purity and vholesomceess
-saA--'.xass.Rt.,i..s.".i .T ei'u-biIiig,lnli TO
tho mental iber. and thus nosiou'. u
habit will b. formed that In time ulli
instlnctiyely reject nil that Is no, dis
tlncilyely cnnobllng. and doe, no.
feed tho better portion Of tho
mind and nature. puorllliics nre
much Ia vogue to-day; but their
influence Is Vicious because /, - weak
.ning. and In 30 much degrading.
Children can bc trained to care
as much for ono Of i'aTkmHE's
histories. with all Its talo Of daring
md dolEg, ns for any paper-c"gurcd
story OF a cowboys adventures; ns
much for tho Midsummer Eirhi'd
Dream. with IL wit uHd poetry -ui
pathos aad mu,lc. ne for ruy iua isy
story Ia which boy and girl loyo s.a
part; IA, much for tho sounding san-
tc-ccs Of the Old Testament and ~
olrIan as for any scnsolca- Jingle;
and while they will derive nos -
tfthssFHsN sAtss- tAAA ~ AANtA AHNN
other. aud eventually more. tie better
kiEl will giyo pleasure on loil.cr
plane. bnd Will cause tho mlrd To
reach up Instead Of dcSn. I, Is high
time tia; iho hr1ls Of families looked
into thla tublec; Ia some mca,urc.
especially since tho eager mind OF
childhood mus, 30 led. aud will do.
your whatever comes IN It's why n
nothing y inFnlhei IL with duslgn.
Such oversight i TO, 20 easy q tax
that Il can b. dr1plsrd ms TOO trivial
to b. undertaken. Tor Ia tho myr.-d ~
publications Tor ch.ldrcn and thr,1
Jus. escaping childhood |, l.aseriUus
effort 10 keep aH c araH'. and 20 d ubt.
iul Il tho character Of many o! ihrm.
II not n, to intention, yo, hs iH!ur.olE
quality without Intention. tia: Ia tho
supervision ono has to become Sc
qtiaiatra With n mass OF rubb.sh Ia
order 10 eliminate II. and finds Il
work OF tim. and thought not always
,s--ls-.---'- u----
The Meeker herald., 1890-03-22
siMPLIFiEo BURGLARY.
Tie Now departure MAIDS by al f"srn.
isas tin.isnsu -sfs-tr.sLsr.

Tie Now departure Mad. by an f.srn.
is.s tin.isnsu -.fs-nr.sLsr.
Human Ingenuity l, mora drvlil1h
than angelic. and u moro alert 10 Do
siroy than 10 create. II IL = general
proposition ihni ulat ono man may do
another can undo. &c bclnR easier some
wha, 20 mar ;hnn 10 make For years
lools-smlths and saie-6uild1ra have
rnckod their brains aud cmp'ny,f
their cunning To dnsiA- safe ll4a.
should bo absolutely burglar rs vet
m hrc-prooi. is tho builder, have
improved their slcsl castings nad com
blHs;.onl. tsno-loc.a. etc. the burglar
has bothered his tools or extended his
methods Of operation nnd 1t h.
boon found that. given fair shoE,
tho burglar will got into any sa;c that
can DO cot against him. In ruccal
years high degree Of perfection 10
the construction of safes has boon mr.
rived Mt. and many good mon pu, their
money confidently into tito latest ir..
proved rrceptaclo.. convinced that no
burglar has tho art TO penetrate tho
chilled arcanum. But hnillrd Ia one
wns tho oSpc,licnt burglar goes cnor-
go,ically aud in;clllgoutly to work In
another.
In Cincinnati tho other nigh; hu
operated upon snfc that wa. obdurn.a
to tho usual methods OF persuasion.
The safo was not 10 DO opened wi.
ioolH. nor was there much temptation
TO drill holes into 1t and blow 1t open
with powder or dynamite. The Job
was 10 be done cxpcd!tiously aud noi-9-
lcasly. Ergo. tho burglar. brought to
bear tho powerful CHIMP In general
use In safe factories. u simple and Of.
d foc,ivc instrument by the Hid OF which
the spindle was pulled entirely out OF
the lock. tho tumblcrs OF the lock all
lowed to drop down. after which the
safe bolts were drawn by tho nero
turning OF tho knob. Tho clamp Is n
heavy bar OF steel bent In the form of
half square. with threaded hole In
tho stem through which wind. the
steel lever rod. AT one end of the rod
Is a ball aud viso that scizcs upon the
Knob. and when the operator vigorous
~ plies his lever aud begins 10 unwind
Tho thread rod, something Ia found to
yield. and naturally It is the cas,-irou
knob and its ias,onings
Tho Cincinnati experiment wns thor.
oughly successful. and will probably
be the signal to the fraternity through
out tho country how TO argue with n
stubborn lock. The method Is simplor
and sailor than the old explosive style.
aud knocks into shndowy perspective
the tedious and umc-cousuming drill
system.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Meeker herald., 1890-03-22
HUMOROUS.


Gimme ten cents wuf O. hcsh.
cullud cour, plaster. boss "Whi,c
or LlacsF' Look hosh. honey. luA
rua'gnHn CD c,icg an 70 aware 90 do
is.s i'ssi .t..-.' 1890 1851. - .---''
1iEn.
--Singlcy-''iiow much you guaein-
bio jour aistsr. Nile BONES would
sal:n you foe hur." ai.fB n.ouss-
Newell. air slnGlcy. this 80 sudden;
but yol may a.i. pa"-LawrSaeo
American.
Observation-Disclosures from books
to babies. madam. that's finr youur-
stcr. Allow mo 10 con sraiu.ale you.
Young womsn--''s.r. that baby u not
minol" B5ok-sEurt--''I repeat. mad.
nm. allow fno 10 con lraiulaia you. -
Judge.
-"ncon saving wood" inquired
tho callor. "Wugpc than that"
painted the bank pre- dent vlp!nr tho
Precipitation from hls brow aad throw
ing himself cxhagsicj into chair.
III have hcsu talking T. u ia4y do.
posi,or. Whcwl'-ChieuFo Tribune
A good Invention. "EIlsoa has n
now invention whereby you car zoo g.
mans iaso mica away" said Saith.
Mrs. smi,h-"ch. how rlcn J.ure.
you will buy ono. won't you7 Yag
can thon stay IN a. nights mad s.ill 500
tho man. An c.!gl1 Commercial
Trayclor
Single Gau:lcm1n -- "f!ayo you
my magfisgoghio ,iluchiorsf' Land.
lndy-"'Iwu lovely creatures - ono
lovely blonde nsd-" Singlo Gentle.
msr-''saglso nc. madam. mako t.
ruio never 10 board In tsusc u.s.
lcss tho landlady'1 duughs1ra gro mar.
ricd. Good morning. '-IlElI SILT
ings.
ibid you usn your French whllo
you were In Parisg' asked n young
woman OF friend who had just TO-
turned from n European tour. .onco
or twico-hut Il was embarrassing. 10
WHY "Wo rcur'y ways hal To
toll what wo wanted Ia English before
wo could got any one to understand
us "-Murchant Traveller
boy (hurrlcd.yl -"Gimmc n bo,,o
OF DE-. puaci.lrs cough sirup. Mr.
squiliA" sg4i.l5-"A dollur aud n
quarter, plouc." Toy (roproachinuy)
-"Sryl hi amt 70 customer: is
for Mr.. Meu,bol. ON tho corner. I'm
tho boy Ia his drug Store" Squills-
"Oh. excuse mel Thought you wcro
tho public. IhiFty-lvo coats. please. "
Lowell Citizen.
Mira Jason-'It really ia n pi,y
tina, tho papers have to devote so
much space to scandal" NJ jason
ut il. indeed. BY tho way. did you
,cc any thing in tho paper nbou,
Wickwiro lenying town tho other DAG
with married. woman" Mra. Jason
-"Nol Tell mo about It, quick Who
vas shop Mr. Jason-"his wifo. -
Zorro Haute Exprcss
Miss Brainylof Husioul--l want to
have Nou send home suit Of clothes frr
my little brother Willie. lie is eleven
years OF age.
Salesman Yes. madam. should you
say -or- tina, lie was large or small
Tor his age2
Miss HrdIny 49, Well. don't know
that Willie has any supelluity OF
adipose tissue MS compared with Other
boy S of his age. hut lie is unusually late
in his habit of arriving al his destination
with 10th pedal uN,f' mites firmly
al al.