The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-08-07
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you sosld dry up oboe 10 uhile.
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that dfess suit ybu bad the other eyeo
issl Dazzle Fifty cents 40 hour
byron IL one Of the luekiest towns IN
The ~csL II bss brass baud. iust organ
'1ed without the means to procure ipsiru
i1snia
II tell Jon travel develops . man. II
be b1 anything in him. ils boupd to
come GU, in travel Particularly ocean
travel.
Passenger ION street car. slsrmedl -
Madsn, do you feel q. coming oni Mad
I'm tbsugh,iiyl No. sir; I'm trying to find
my pocket
Every man should have an aim 10 lie.
Ia, be shouldn't spend too much time in
aiming. The quick shot gets the clay
pigeon when the trap is sprung.
Small boy = There's one thing 10 the
Bible sis Gays she'd like to change. Min
lister Impoaiblel What can 1t be, my
young mso' Small boy - Her age. sir.
Little Dot Msmms Msmmsl Mamma
Gin the neI, ROOM Whist? Little Dot
My kiiicn has caught a mouse and she
acts hungry Please come sad cock il for
her
And Minnie has made Q furtune ont OF
her pisno playing. How did she do il so
qnicklyf She prscliced piano so much
that her uncle committed suicide, and she
~ss his heir, you know.
Pastor should like TO see you taking
. more sctive interest 10 religious things.
Miss Bessie. Miss Bessie 50 | Il IN afraid
IL wouldn't do. Mr.. Goodman. couldn't
be spared from the choir.
Collector TO skimsulletj-I virh you
would settle this account. sir; l cant come
after the money every day. Skimgulet--
Well, 1t would suit me better. too, il you
came 81 night, I'm never here then.
DO you guarantee this not to break
down. she asked. Our instructions, miss.
said the salesman. blandiy. are never to
guarantee hsmmoeks when we sell EN-
TO handsome young ladies. She bought
II.
The best thing about vacation Is the
the change il brings, said Mr. Bjenkips,
10 . tone that showed be knew. Yes,
assented Mr.. Bjones; and the worst
thing about . vacation Is the change it
costs.
It's very strange that they do not
have the bridegroom given away st we'd
dings the same rs the bride is. remarked
Mrs. Trotter. Mr., Trotter No need TO
give him away hes the one thst gener.
ally gets sold.
Breezy Young Al. ID. ian ardent HON.
@opatb) Il assure you. miss, that 10 vac
cinstion ! use only virus direct from the
cali. Clsrs-Ah. that accounts for your
excellent health, Like cures like, you
know.
Eastern Capitalist Great Stars and
Stripes Is this the site OF the new city
you persuaded me TO help iound' Why.
hs oil bog and swamp. Western Specu
lator Yes, sir. You know / said il would
be second Chicago.
Maiden Lady Wow Gracious me
Whist in the world are You doing there?
Man Uader the Bed II you please. ma am
am the man you got tue Governor 10
pardon ont Of the pen t'o,her day, and /
,ist though, would come around aud
thank ye. mssm.
--Miss May True oh, Edith, dear, do
you know that Fred sciuslly proposed 10
me last evening. Edith just as eI
pee,cd Miss Al. !. Why did you ex
pee. ~ Edith Why. when | refused
him lss, nigh, he said he would go aud do
something desperate.
What boBsense this is going the
rounds Of the pfess, that sucb aud such
woman has becn the first TO be admitted
70 The practice OF the Law 10 this cour
try. Haven't women. aud particularly
married women, been laying down the Law
70 men for centuries.
A nsphev OF Governor Robinson OF
ksn,nely u1 recently saving away st
hddie when some one asked him: What
ere you pisyinsf lie answered: I'm play
Ing clsssic music. To the further question,
What sort Of music 10 classic musicf be re
piled; That shat sin' got any tune 10 u. |
Eva, he ssid softly. Is they s,rolled
through the park. lie, me call you Eve. II
sili make this plsce seem more like the
Garden Of Eden. Certainly. George. 70
piled the beuitching maid. bu, I cant
psli you Adam. You-you are not my frs,
man, you know. No, by several. 0ecsse
Dont you ,bist. rhe said. Is abe g.z.
ID cot where the stars are. that The idea
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