The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-27
BRIGHT BITS.
MOVIE passyth forth We Oyster
And his silent Parde, We Clamme,
And comyth Mild Asparagus,

MOVIE passyth forth We Oyster
And his silent Parde, We Clamme
And comyth Mild Asparagus,
Green PeaSe and Young Spring Iambe.
But hymn vt lyves on Pork and Beanes
Hym rocketh notte damme
Washington Critic.
A TITLE often sells book as easily as it buys
an heiress-PucE.
DoN'T be clam. If you've got to be any
thing of the kind be a mud turtle Then Won
may have some snap to BinQhGnaton Re
publican.
WELL" said the rural visitor at New York.
IF that Cleopatra needle, I'd like to see some
OF the stockings she used to darn Wdsht,tq-
ton Post.
CRY LovER-I fain would thy seraphic form
in loves embrace enfold.
Rustic Maiden-Wal, young Teller, you can't
SET ABOUT 1t any too quick.-Binghdmto
Leader.
DO YOU THINK" he asked in hestating ac-
cents. that you could learn to love me?"
. les, sue re Dlled c0yy, Il could learn but
I'm afraid you'll have a good deal of trouble
teaching father. ~ Washington Post
Now, BOYS" said the enthusiast lets give
three cneers for the speaker and then go have
drink.
Excuse me- said the prohibitionist. 81
cheer, but do not inebliate. -Nesc York sun.
''YoU SAY you stopped at the skirate hotel all
the time you We're away? Wasn't the bin
pAOIOg IlSu Luz a lLftu OF your moanSl'1
'Ohl not too high. | managed to iump Il
without much trouble. Terra Hdlte ErDre 49,
THE LAMPPosrs of Cincinnati were recently
draped with Grape in memory of a deceased
director OF the gas company But, as some one
remarked. the meters didn't stop working n
minute. TO attend the funeraL-Neuc YORK
Tribune.
snow Alice, dear. must make confession.
My family is not as perfect as shonld like til
have several very unpleasant aunts ami uncles
and cousins
Hush, Tom, don't say q word-so have 7 >,
NeU York Herald.
MRS. PUNKIN (at the circusl-I dunno. Silas
about climbin way up on them seats: they
look pretty tiimsey to me.
Silas Punkin-I guess they're all right Don't
We know what they said in the Advertisements
secure seats. Puck.
''YoU lcok sad Mamie"
Yes; found auout fourteen doughnuts in
the pantry, and | ate them
Didn't they agree with your"
(Dolefully(-'' Tisnt that; we had three kinds
of pie and ice cream for dinner and hadn' t
auy room for them. n-LipDiHcott'S Magazine,
BUT 1 can't marry you, Charlie she said
sadly ''N
Don't say that, darlingi O. don't say that !
Why can't your"
Because, Charlie, am neither a minister
nor a magistrate, and have no authority
Then the soul of Charlie was quieted. and a
great light Shone round about him. Washi,10-
TON StdT
PIE AND CIVILIZATION prinks (from I'D coun
try)-Waiter, amt yer got no pie for break
fast?
mo sir; nebber have pie for breakfast
Jimmny Jest hear that, Belinda; no pie for
breakfast in Floridy! Who ever heerd of a civil
lied place not hevin' pie for breakfast? Fust
thing we know they'll tell us they don't have il
for dinner and supper!"-Harper'S Bazdr.
How They Could TELL.-'tI can always tell
when my husband has been drinking" said a
young wife,
''Yes?" said another young wife.
Yes, know it the moment he kisses me-"
81 can also tell when my husband has been
drinking" said the other.
"Yes?"
'Yes. Then he doesn't kiss me.''-I,dinn-
dpottS 10 urndL.
81 DoN's know what to make of my husband. "
said young wife tearfully. "Re begs me not
to cook anything, but to allow our trained cook
to prepare the meals"
My husband was different" said a lady in
deep mourning. HE was emphatic in his
orders that the food should always be prepared
by my hands"
And your husband-where is he now?"
HE is dead. Indianapolis Journal