The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1890-01-10
WIT AND HUMOR.
The proprietor of a crematory is de.
'endent upon his urnipgs.-Washing

The proprietor of a crematory is de-
pendent upon his urnings.- flashing.
ton Capital.
Sitting Bull recently lost $3.50 at
poker. He seems to be in the Siouxp.
Y. World.
Frequently late election returns seem
TO come properl,F from outlying dis
tricts. Merchant 1rareler.
The owner first breaks the racehorse;
then the racclorse proceeds to break
the owner Washington Capital.
Youngboy-"Figurcs can't lie. sir"
Oidboy-tCan't they, thought Tell
that 10 the modistes.-N. Y. Herald.
A New York waiter II v his work re-
minds him of Il large eagle. 1t is so
long ffcni tip TO tip.-yo nkers Suites
The letters our wives don't care If
we do keep in II pockets instead of
posting them VS. aud X's.-Detroit
Free Press.
There are many IL. DIS in this
country, but there are lots of laws that
need d~octoring just the same.-Roches-
tcr iost-E1p,eSs.
A good thing for young spectators
to remember is that as u rule there is
something crooked about IL straight tip.
-"'Po o"zof.
Aged Pauper lin New York)-"Can
you tell me the shortest way to the
aimshouse. sir?' Lambkin - wall
strect.'--N. J. Sna.
We live longer than Methusclah, for
we know NOR, do more, are more in
seventy years " IN he knew, did, or
was in his 9t9.-Adpance.
What do YOU get nm EVENING for
waiting ut entertainments" give
marks, but ii there is 10 be singing l
must ask six. "-bfiegcaie Ntatter'.
Real humorjsts are SCARCE ,,d wbon
4 la.,l once rets ,l,c rom; .,t;nn h;s
wl,o,e life is saddened by The effort TO
iive up to it.-Hobile Register.
Hc-..Aud to-morro,v i; a,,r vo5-
dinr-,{,y. dearest > She-"Yns ,nd +
is h1rga;n-iay nj silL,n,n,s foo Isn,t
lhat agrrnya,inup"A'T rrs Ulv,. ~
nress.
oon,,nmio,ao Ia hn,., u siea. I'M, n,
Ir,'in ~ wo b.,n ii's,
i.,hi. ". 49, .nan'i'H-o'u
n.1s up ~ '"i '''s' -"''f"e9 H"-
'f,"|
NIT Is the NE o That girl bangin'
away on the piano, Marla?' "Frac-
tlce, John. Practice makes perfect"
- R,,o NM -N"'-
Harhlns-"lt Is said thai women live
longer Than men. barkins-"Bosh!
Why I'VE known u hundred men who
entilveu the'r gfandmothers. -Har-
Ptf's H9zar.
Jack" she said. in a tender voice.
II am really sorry but our graduating
motto this year was Learn to Say No.
and tins Is the hrst chance I've had."-
q ;. Sa".
L;twyer-"Jud"ing from your re-
plies. you do not seem 10 have any
opinions on any subject Possible
Jnrer-"No, sir, / amt tried to have
no ollMioh OF my Ter a good many
years.! "i1ulhPh! HOW many yearsp'
4nhno' eve since married. =
~. T. uee"'9'
"Goodhcavens man! your head is laid
open your nose is smashed on the back
OF your neck, one arm is fractured, and
your jaw d~islocatcd. How did it hap
penP" ''Ah, docther. Biddy-rist her
ahihieo me wa q motty-'God
bieSs Oof i1oihe' sch"ate liomc' -
~ I. bef"f".
Employer Ito bibulous clerk)-..Mr.
Soaker, why are you not like a gun?"
Soaker (who feels ii incumbent on him
TO laugh)-"1 (hic) don't know, sir!''
Employer (meaningly) Because "A
gun cannot be discharged when it is half
cooked. You may get your salary
from the cashier ~. Y. San.
Henry is late apoin to-n;obt ;,
sobbed Mrs. Nubride land bn knows
we'll enough that ] told him | wnulIn,t
speak to him for a week if ho didn't
take to coming home earlier.n ..My
dear child" said her mother lyon arc
young yet, Of YOU never would try that
plan.nEleyye Hautc E.sDyess.
A,yions Mo,hor az an, auoo.
,,;snd NV con w g,d ~, s,.a:s SUI.
ware ,war ,nn hncnme =. mnr" YOU
hone ron I I,ye NOT ac.na h,ais w.
the yS,,,r lady ron how. .,InatoJ a.
m,ona,. Iif. a u" &c ~
]rixrisaae. Ad,,1t So " '' I'll
matL.,. Sha,s ~ gro oon :, ne.aa,
rigb, N".-N GGsoskIu o"N
long silenee naa la,ien on me
Saoup m.Iu'.' .he ll'in s,oNe III .ne
g gack W .he ohial"laa nrs So9as s1ore.
r,aen VI .le iousn cis'zens nau ioio ms
s,ois oi ea n,i h son,e appearance ".i'en
oiIc pe,ei nm any ihe sileice I'at
i 1n' ai i~aieie.lnle yarn oi'he HON.
oiii oeuhs was Intense,
Ill y. s.lnnfei from me Eas' lao ilst-
eieu III iistIess' Wanoer-
,ns n'aheeI, anu aawhso 9Nceeo1hglF
, Mneh .ie o.i,.1i 'nr silence
.,l'l9he,ea WIN .ne sliohe' ana as 1ney
n lpon1u ~ one a'lo,noi Az lne growing
!; u" aIn N;l l"i uHvoa'asthe 10 preah
IL M Mike e"'peS Win a siiSht mem
saiuI
Ma'' no", wy W. an iieu our say
LIZ. ,'ic s'ra''Ser say SUNNI,
NJ eses III .uiica .owIto we
9 9I VIZ 'au eolit RON .le last
nc p,eaoeu :a,oia'''9 ~ II soou sloly'
u ."es p.lss. my weitn . pal-
t t'' d,r;nn ~, Will n M oe,ipena 5
u III MI SHlNlN iIC