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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

DoBBISs' Electric Soap does not chap the
hands. being perfectly pare. MANY people
afflicted with Salt Rheum nave been cured
by its use. Preserves and whitens clothes
Have your grocer order 1t and try il aor
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

! No O71iat7n in Piso's Cure for Consumption
I Cures where other remedies fail 25c
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23
Oeliverance /.

As TO the Industries Of this country,
what IS keeping the carpet down is the tax
OF it.-PhiIadelphia Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

WHEN q man and woman have been made
one the honeymoon is the time spent in en-
deavoring to discover which is that one
Yenkers Statesman
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

4 NEw YORK paper contains an article
entitled ny Cats Are Thin" JongEDes
says cats are thick enough around his place.
-Nprrisrown Herald
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

WHEN medicine is given child, parents
like 10 feel ii is a safe and proper one,
Such remedy is pr. Bulls Worm De
StroySrs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

THOSE who wish TO practice economy
should buy Carriers Lutte Liver Pills.
Forty pills in d vial; only one pill 4 dose
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

WHEN al the cars are run by electricity,
the term lightning express VIII be nj
mist omer-BostQu Gazette
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

THE worth Of a man is not increased by
adding TO il the worth Of his money.-N .,
Picayune,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

IF yen arc tired taking the large old fash
1oned gripping pills, try Carter Little Liver
t'1Ils and take some comfort A man can I
stand every thing. One phi dose. Try them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

t'TEEgE' s nothing like making a good i'm
preston remarked the burglar, as ne
took the lump Of wax from the lock
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

II was the women who saw the first
snake, but since then the men have attended
10 that sort Of thing.-N. Y Ledger
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

SOCIETY dinners, horse-races, human
events and love are al matters Of course
bInChaIntou Leader
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

TIE summer girl may disappear with the
season, but the renem brance Of her is q joy
forever.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

"ARE the winters cold in Arkausasf"
sT'In not sure; but thev always have Hot
Springs
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

DoN'T Neglect Cough. Take some Hale :
Honey Of Horehound and Tar anstd1ater.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

THAT is a little out Of my line as the
haDgrnau said when ne was shown the ap-
paratus for execution by electriclty.-Texas
Siftings.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23
TIE MARKETS,

THE somerset-man 1t the circus seems to
ire by jumping his ooard--Elnira Gazette
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

TIE tramp who works has no profess
sional prids-RaIu s Horn
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

We all have strength enough TO endure
The nisfortunes Of oIbers,-Denver Road.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

Why does this man stare SOP He
is simply listening to the marvellous
cures effected by DR.. Pierce's Gold
en- Medical Discovery.
The following case illustrates
February lsth. ESQ
WORLDS DTsPEYsARY MEDICAL. AssoC1A.
TToN. Buffalo. n. T.
GcrstIemen-A remarkable case has occurred
IN our territory. ]. n. Berry. n man about
thirty years OF aHe, was going down rapidly.
He tried physician after physician, patent
medicines, home receiprs-in fact everything
He went TO q noted sanirarium and returned
no better. We NIL thought he was dying with
consumption, and only q few weeks of life
were left for him.
He commenced Golden Medical Discov-
cry and al the same time commenced to
mend. He has used about two dozen bottles.
and is still using it. He has gained in weight,
color and strength, and is able u do light
work. II is inst such case we should
have listened TO rather suspiciously, nlf when
we see il we must believe II.
It has trebled our ssles of . Golden Medical
JOHN HACKETT & SON,
Druggists, Roanoke. Ind
In all bronchial, throat and lung
affections, lingering coughs, splitting
of blood, weak lungs and kindred
ailments, the Discovery" effects
the most marvellous cures.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1890-10-23

.sBrLIoUs BUTTONS" saved my life
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15

l am glad the bawl season is over, the
cattlenan sang, rs he loaded car Of
calves for the market.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15
MOW,s Thief

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re-
ward for any case OF Catarrh that can
not bc cured by taking Halls catarrh
Cure.
F. J. CHENEY Il CO., Props, Toledo,
Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known i.
j. Cheney for ting last Ia years. and be-
lieve him perfectly honorable In all
business transactions, and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
West u Truax. Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, Ohio.
waiding, Kinnnn Il Marvin, Whole
sale Druggists. Toledo, Ohio.
Hal IS CataIrh Cure Is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all drug
gists.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15
lntitlesl to the Hest.

All are entitled to the best that their
money will buy. so every family should
have at once, bottle of the best family
remedy, syrup of Figs, to cleanse the
system when cos,iye or bilious. For sale
in zoe aud 81 90 bottles by all leading
druggists.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15

a curious anTsthc:ic used by tho
Chinese has recently been made known
by DIR. L. LsmIu,h in his third annual
report Of the s'ouchow Hospital. 1t Il
obtained by placing a frog ~ n jar Of
flour and irritating II by prodLinr IT,.
Under these circumstances It cxudCs
a liquid which forms paste with the
-four. This paste dissolved IN water
has wcll.markcd auirsthc,i, properties.
After tho Gn.cr has been immursrd In
the liquid fora few minutes IL can hc
cut TO ;ar bone without pain being fcit.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15

Cooperation has not bccn successful
In Berlin. Thirty-ivc cooperative So
ciciics have been organized there for
manufacturing purposes since 1868.
Thirty of them wound up their affairs
after an average existence OF six years
each. Five still exist Tho various
reasons for discon,inging business werc
lack Of funds, Differences of opinion
among members and dwindling away Of
mrmbcrship.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15

'sir." aall The young man TO his cm-
ploycr. 81 thought might take the lib
cr;y OF reminding you that you prom
iscd to raise my salary this week. ="
Certainly. I've got two collectors out
now. and am just going over to the bank
% try Uud Tot my mote discounted. Just
keep c-!ai. and | II false 1t somehow II
have any sort " luck"
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15
Liberal CLUnmING OFFERS.

Arrangements have been made by
The HERALD whereby any OF the fol-
lowing well known standard periodicals
may be had in connection with The
HERALD at IL trihing cost. These fig
ures apply to cash subscriptions only:
THE HERALD and Cosmopolitan
Magazine monthly To new sub
scribers only OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. "
TmE HERALD and Chicago Her
aid weekly. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, ~
TmE HERALD and Philadelphia
Press weekly .................. %
The HERALD and San Francisco
Weekly Call. Observation-Disclosures. . -
rEK HERALD anu Detroit Free
Press weekly. .................. 5 %
Sample Copies OF any Of the above
may be had at TmE HERALD office,
upon application.
Address:
THE MEEKER HERALD.
MEEKER. Colo.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15

Mamma, where do the cows get their
milkrn asked Willie, looking up from
the foaming pan Of milk which he had
been inten,ly regarding. Where do you
get YOUR tears. was the answer. After
n thoughtful silence he again broke out:
Do the cows have 10 he spanked, them.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15

The Western editor deiiently asks u
brother to take up his glove, to which
the other responds: Certainly, give us "a
pair OF t0ngs.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15

One Of the les, papers In the United
States il tho Chicago Herald. The
weekly r,ii,ion u this iirsi-class family
paper and Tng HERALD for $50 Tor
s!,- wear
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15
ONE ENJOYS

oN H 4>&<Jo4 -
Both tho method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; II is pleasant
aud refreshing To tho taste. and acts
gently yet promptly on tho Kidneys.
Liver and Bowels. clcanscs the s,s
tenn efIectually, di.Irls colds, head.
nches and fcvcrs mud currs habitual
constipation. Syrup Of Figs Ia the
only remedy OF its kind ever pro-
duced. pleasing N tho taste and nc.
ccp,ablc TO tho stomach, prompt In
its action and truly beneficial In is
effects. prepared only from the most
healthy aud agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend il
to nll nHd have made Il tho nost
popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs b for sale In 60c
and 81 bottles by NIL leading drug.
g,sts Aey reliable druggist who
may not hnvc Il on hand will pro-
euro II promptly for any ono Who
wishes TO tsyil Do not accept any
substitute. -
CALIFORNIA RIO SNRUP co.
SAG ssAscssco. ca.
toJ'srnff. ~. Sfw ross. ~
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15

a Vernon, editor boasts that he has
stub.tailed. one horned COW. with no
pedigree, which not only furnished the
milk for his family OF ten persons last
year. but 500 worth which he sold TO
his ncirhbor.-
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15

PRECINCT orrtCriis.
Nrrsrn rnrris,r-i'sa,i o,-r.--r. - Di..
u,.f No. l. t--i. Nii-n: pi.,r,st No. 5, J.co,,
Matter: District No. q A'i.m smith.
Ju.iles 81 tho fsarc-G. ". s,.o- anil ". =.
tAuri-.
C.a.ishl.-n y. Clark.
Coat CuurR-Justs---r y. Gees.
C...tsi,i--J. II. Nmi-k.
Ns~.i o,.rs--r-sam Martin.
rirrs>cr-Ju.ii...-T. y. King.
'"n.isti's-J. ". it-r-ih.
Head o,ar.~-r-J. ". tisinbsi.h.
WWsv~ Wsvsu-jsssss---Ss.N ~. ttosar,I
C.asishis-n. it-isan.
ftaai o,erss-r-G.nrs- ". fis-k.
Ht>gris q. fEs-r;.
Crnsisisl.-ju-~ph s,a,irr.
Ns-si o,-r.--r--. &. s-ars.
rrruH wnirp-tu.'Ir--rh.r saii,h.
C"n.tai,i~-wIiilsinc srN-r.
itu~i o,-f-.-r-D. si-.,t.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1890-11-15
s,,.., p.,~.. l.r.,.s piles.

Observation-Disclosures intense itching
and singing; most at night; worse by
scratching. II allowed to continue tu-
mors form. which often bleed and ulcer
ate, becoming very sore. Swayne's O!nt-
ment stops the itching and bleeding.
heals liberation, and In most eases re-
moves the tupu---At druggists, or by
mail. for 30 cents. DIR. Swayne 4 Son,
Philadelphia
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-11-07

The local gossip of the Herald con-
tains the hint Of developments to come
which will show that Mr.. Carter in a
measure has been a sacrifice to other
mems ambitions. 1t says:
Some we'll informed people are talking
about very curious phase of the situation
as one of the causes Of the reverse. This is
nothing more nor less than jealousy,
which has sprung up in many influential
quarters, Of Mr.. Carter's rapid rise to
prominence in the councils Of the nation.
These men, regarding the defeat of the re-
publican nominee as an impossibility,
worked against him with the idea of reduc-
ing his majority and thus shearing him of
his we'll earned glory. Had these men the
faintest idea that their party's candidate
would be defeated they would have worked
might and main the other way. The mo-
tives actuating such course seem at first
sight inexplicable, but it is, after all, but a
revealing flash Of the petty meanness which
is said by philosophers to prevail in all hu-
man nature, the best as we'll as the worst.
This sort of talk is current every
where, and the question is naturally
asked, who are these men and what is
their motive? Mr.. Carter has made his
mistakes and deservedly forfeited much
OF the confidence reposed in him year
age. He made too many promises that
he could not fulfill, but that is no rea-
son why he should be stabbed in the
back. Let all the facts in this matter
como out. Give us the names OF the
! traitors.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-11-07

by the moneyed manufacturers of the
east. To act in opposition to the ukase
OF these men would be rushing upon de-
struction. And SO the poor, old, broken
down hacks Of republican fallacies are
to be trotted out again, the working
man is to. be told that prohibitory riff
means high wages, that the foreign i'm
porter pays the tax, that protection pro-
tects all, and SO on. Silver is still to be
a commodity, not be mentioned or
dreamed OF for an instant as on a level
with gold. 1t will be strange, the re-
publican party feels confident, if the
wage-earner can remember for two long
years the lesson he has just had Of the
injuries inflicted on him by that party
and it's class legislation.
Men who reason in this way must be
blind to the signs of the times. This
great popular upheaval has very decid-
ed meaning, SO decided that he who
runs may read. It means that the
working men have ceased to believe in
the empty protestations of the republi-
can party. They are no longer to be put
of with idle words. They want deeds.
They want q reduction OF this tariff tax
that sweats them every day for the ben
eft of the manufacturer. This election
means that the silver producing states
are determined to see silver righted. It
means that honest men all over the
country are tired to death of the meth.
dds OF Quay, his associates and his imi-
tators. The republican party may pass
all this by with contemptuous smile.
So much the worse for the republican
party. The democratic majority in the
next house Of representatives will not
and dare not 80 blindly shut their eyes.
And it is safe to say that, with deter
mination and bill to secure free coin
age, as we'll as justly, fairly drawn
scheme Of tariff duties, the democratic
party will sweep this country two years
hence from ocean to ocean and bury all
opposition in the depths.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-11-07
GABRIEL's HORN.
Will it be Brass or Silver why Not the
Latter?

Will it be Brass or Silver ? Why Not the
Latter?
connection of mine for whom have an
ahectionate regard, clergyman, though
once an officer in the army, and who lives
in constant expectation of 1.-THE Lords
coming" was telling me one morning at
breakfast of the wreck, off the coast OF his
parish, of small vessel which he consid
cred had been purposely run on some rocks
for the sake of the insurance money, says
the Spectator. He gave his reasons for this
belief in manly, shrewd and businesslike
way, and told me how he had refused to sign
a recommendation which the owners Of the
smack wished to accompany their appiica-
ton to the insurance company for COM
pensation. He pointed out that there had
been no fog the night Of the wreck. al
though the crew had once or twice sounded
fog horn. This sound he said he had not
himself heard, but his wife had done SO.
Had heard it" he said meditatively. bu.
| with perfect simplicity, 'sof course should
have thought it was the trump" "The
what2" asked, naturally not catching his
meaning. "The trump" he repeated, with
an expression of sad surprise at my obtuse-
ness.
This time, thanks to his omission of the
.'et'' ordinarily concluding the name of the
instrument, I did understand him. "But
surely" said, lyon don't think the solemn
like fog hornr' 'Well perhaps not,
he replied; "of course one does not know
what sort of trumpet it will be-"
"But do you mean to say" asked in
amakement, shat you really expect it will
be wind instrument of any sort, to be
blown with the lips?'' ''Of course I do!'
he stoutly replied, and, scandalized at my
:kepticism, added in shocked tone,
What else could it be?''
attempted to suggest, a. more probable
that it might be some rousing moral appeal
made by God to the conscience OF the ma
tions-as, think, remember Nh. Maurict
putting it-but / wasted my breath, and b.
stuck to his trumpet. .Whatr' llepeated
hardly. yet believing my carr, literally
brass trumpet" ssNo," he replied; II d.
say that" And then, after pause, al
though considering whether or not might
be able to receive an importation OF deepel
truth, he whispered the browning revela
ton: "Now, look here, ! will tell you some
thing-why should it not be silverf'
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-11-07
CAUSES OF CYCLONES.
Tho Weather Bureau Investigating tn
HM Matter.

Tho Weather Bureau Investigating the
Matter.
few days ago Senator Plumb. of Kan
sas, introduced into the senate resolution
calling upon the signal service to investi-
gate the cyclones and tornadoes whice had
been SO destructive to life and property in
the state he has represented during the
past two years, says the New York Star.
The object of the bill, the senator stated,
was to see If some means could not be dis
covered by which these death-dealing
winds can be diverted and the destruction
that they entail avoided. asked SerRt.
Dunn of the signal station in the Equitable
building, yesterday, if the signal service
department thought it had 30 far advanced
in scientific discovery as to be able to die
tate to the winds their course and instruct
them when to blow hot and when to blow
cold. mot quite 40 far as that yet"
said the genial student OF the storms;
and peculiar sseli az" features
with these winds that have swept over Kan
sas and been the cause of SO much suffering
and distress to the people of the state, and
the signal service thinks that thorough
investigation of the subject may reveal
something which can be utilized to divert
tA0 COUAoO VI AOocOA VAO AuAy ~ VAO AAAA1s
One of the curious facts connected with
them is that they have only visited the
state during the past two years. Before
that time the people of Kansas were free
from them, but during the past two years
they have come at about the same season
and have swept over almost the same terri
tory. Now, it may be that the occurrence
of these winds is simply a freak of nature,
and that they may not return again
next year, but the fact that they have
come twice at about the same time and in1
practically the same places leads rs to be-
lieve that they will continue to lie an un-
welcome visitor to Kansas unless something
is done to force them to realize that they
are unwelcome. would liken the vista
ton of these winds to disease like hay
fever, which comes at reg liar periods. No
one has yet been able to grapple with this
disease, and the signal service may find
these winds too knotty problem for it to
solve. The idea, and such is the object of
Senator Plumb's resolution, is that, as these
winds are of very recent occurrence and
were unknown until two years ago, there
must have been change of some kind in
the conditions which prevail about Kansas.
This change must be the cause Of these
wiz DIS. We may be able to discover what
this change is. If we do, we then know
whence come these fatal winds. With that
knowledge we may be able, remarkable as
the statement doubtless seems, to control
the action of the Winds"
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-11-07
1t Acts Like . Red Rag.

Helena Journal: The lank and lean
chicken which was drawn (and quarteredl
in brilliant scarlet on THE INDEPENDENT
bulletin board to express the editors re-.
joicinR over Mr.. Dixon's supposed triumph,
is an ill-omened bird, which suggests in Z
striking manner the hungry and NANCY
condition of the democracy. The devotees
of this unsightly fowl crowed very loudly
on Tuesday night and startled the sleeping
town with their wild yells. They forgot to
to remember that the returns were not all
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-11-07

ALL of Speaker Reeds chairmen of
important committees went down in
Tuesdays storm. Mckinley, of ways
and means; Cannon, of appropriations;
Rowell, of privileges and elections, all
leaders on the floor, have shared COM
mon lot. So much for crooking the
pregnant hinges of the knee to die
tator. Carter may console himself with
the thought that he is not the only man
who has followed the fallen leader to bis
own undoing.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-11-07
THE LOST AND THE SAVED.

The people OF the United States in
mass meeting assembled, on Tuesday
last, all but unanimously said to Ben
jamin Harrison that they did not be-
lieve in him or his policy and would not
require his services at the expiration of
his term of office. In view OF the popu-
lar verdict, SO emphatically expressed,
the president may as we'll lay aside the
ambition for second term that he has
so tenaciously cherished and devote the
last months OF his administration to rec
tifying the errors of his party.
Benjamin Harrison will step aside He
is not in it.
And what of Reed, Thomas B.,
"whose superior" our Carter "never ex-
poets to see?"-Reed, the Caesar, the
new leader, the quorum-counter, the
man of heroic mould who was to give us
policy Of brilliant audacity and blaze
new trail across the continent? Alas,
poor Caesar! They have sent him at the
end of a twelve-month to join the
immortal Keller in the limbo Of de-
parted statesmen.
Erase the name of the over-fed die
tator from the list. He is only an un-
pleasant "reminiscences.
And where is the youngest and the
most promising Of the lot, the young
Napoleon of Ohio, who, confident that
the path he travelled was leading to the
stars, let the pooled manufacturers of
the east hitch that tariff bill to his char
lot? Go ask the miners and farmers OF
his district where they buried him.
Mckinley is no longer name to con-
jure with. It is simply verb. McKin.
leyed! How suggestive it is of nitro
glycerine explosion instant destruc-
ton, complete humiliation.
And who, pray, is left? Why. who
but the one sly old republican fox who
said that tariff bill was a fraud. The
man who saw the force bill was loaded
at both ends and wouldn't touch it
Blaine, of course, the magnetic, peren
NAL, lridescent Blaine, tho ono republi-
can statesman wiser than his genera
ton.
And for tho tail of the ticket, who?
Hello! whose round, pugnacious-lo look
ing head is that peering out Of that cy-
clone cellar over an unbroken expanse
Of wrecaage? Why, bless us, it belongs
to oar old friend Plumb, of Kansas, the
republican Noah of these latter days.
Blaine and Plumb. How naturally
those names come together! The two
Fepub? cans who uttered word in sea-
aoE for the American farmer and the
American wage Garner. Who else can
lead the republican party in the new de-
partureS