The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1890-04-02
The Ar.zsna kicker.

eextracI the following from the last
issue Of the Arisssle E7cir
We have Just closed a bargain xith
Henry Shane. tie sell kno7a contractor
aad bnjlder. fer ere story addition 70
the rear end Of cur eaice. to be 1lxi4 in
size. This room viii be Used a= gun
smith shop under ogroNn personal man
aeement This wili give us. under one
arb the salae root. a great weekly psper.
q JOB and hook Office. a grocery a feed
store. a hardware store. butcher shoF.
a hoos and shoe store, signal siatior
and a gunshop. Three years ago. upor
our arrival in this tovn, we slept un ssf
wagon for the first three nights, ans
the arst money we had was borrowed
dollar
Is II any Wclier that our moon-eyed.
lantern i3wed. mule cared contemporar,
down the street gnaws iie all day ane
mas the coiie AZ nisht2
Nwsys AHEAD.
Next Monday morning sn artist an
engrager from Coiraeo will arrive IA
t1NH q accept oi a position rendered By
the HIeSEa Ee are tie first To intro
ducea real ar-iss into Arizona, as We are
the tirs, TO iead ,he way in all other goe d
tkings Hereafter al matters Of local
inporfance. bot more especiaiIy street
rows attende'i with loss of lite will be
Illustrated ia the highest style Of art.
thereby Increasing the value OF the
E,rsra TO subscribers by AZ ieast roc per
cent, while the price 81 subscription VII
renaia at the oli fglres.
It has 50 happened that every time We
have been Obliged % kiil 3 man in this
toxin in se.f defense. the coroaer ard
everybody else was in greas hurry, and
thas Size 5ody saz buried ia the most
convenieat place last week We we're
struck with tie idea os cetiine them al
together in vnc common spo. and we
bought an acre of sand lot Of Colouel
Hsw sins for q ground wo-k. our green
eyei contemporary got hint Of what
Sas up. and he wen, blowing around
town aui did ais lest TO head us or he
failed. However. and during the tbaw We
bad ihe tive beies taken up, removed
90 what Is already snosn as .rbe KJeEer
corral and each grave designated with
q white head board With he name paint
ei neatly thereon. In the spring W.
snail see that each grave f. covered with
trailing arhutns-ihai Is. Il arbutus vii
( trail n this country. The names. as they
sppear on .he headboarIs. are Nose,
Pete, Jlgi, sam. md jack We slalI
p7ol.biy add g couple more to the list
before the ides Of May, whatever that Is.
rHEr DoN'F FSrHrsE.
/ Fyery nov and then some one who s
dissatitf-d vith the course Of the KicKE1
hobs up With q proposition 10 ran Us on.
Of the country hy establishing q nep
weekly in opposition lie goes bloviDt
around, gets out a prospectus On abroker
hacked type writer. puts his o~n ram,
down or fse dollars, and that's the Is--
of it. Ws've seen twenty such Gases Il
the last three years. and they no Ionge
mas. our hair stand on end and chill
cantsr up aud down our spinal columr
Two weeks ago we felt it our duty 6.
caution the Mayai of thi- town that hs
was riding high horse, and that he
must come down to a mule or we'd tase
measures 20 make hin. He carried a.
oid shotgun around for three or four
days, telling everybody he bad eampes
on our trail. bEt II finally got too heav,
i0rhim and Re sold ii tor - and cot ou
the usual prospectus We hear that he
aas thus Gr succeeded in raising II ard
dog towards establishing great news
uspsr here. 81 way of encouragement
ve sil add q second dog. and We hope
tae Mayor aiii push his project for al
lis worth.-E.tsuf E' prs