New-York tribune., 1890-06-06
THE TALK or THE DAY.

~ course the publication OF the Pigott letters By
arha London Tines was a great piece Of folly, 10
call Il nv no harsler name; but the people VINO pre-
dicted that their publication would ruin the paper
financially seem to have been little OIL. recen'
issuc of The Times" for instance contains seventy
two soIid columns of advertising matter; and when
II Is remembered that its advertising rates are con-
saorabIv higher than those Of the best American
raners some IDEA will be formed of the enormous
income which it must derive from Its advertising
patronage.
II is said that after the census question whether
suffering from acute or chronic diseases, Nun hse %
disease pleursy bronchitis, diabetes soiienng Oh inc
BRAIN Brgs sease tqserbS s bsen rcaGns su sa patent
medicine almanac. and thought he had en- ALL
-(Norristown Herald
An Gd.time Christian who has attcnded 'he Boston
Nav anniversaries for the last forty years says tat
nowadays there is a good deal more eating ana a
good deal more speechfying, while there Is good
deal less prayng than there used to De- vi course
,bis is mnorant il true but with the best intentions
I'm tho world these old time Christians are not always
trustworthy witnesses.
Our system of canddatng for pulpit r. Is nc,sSd ead
enough, tut it be outdonc parish I'm IN EmSe e,,T
lately was in need OF minister anu Hori EsSh
Of the six allotted sunday to snow VIA ie
could DO and at a. ACCOUNTS cbncs fe s's s o be made
the richest voters having each six times as mahy y
ins and Paul were to write letter to the successful
candidate. and James to the parish, the two tosetcF
might be interesting reading.-tCongrega'lohahSe'
"Anxious Inqpirer' wants to know the origin OF tho
Ncw-YorlS boys slang phrase Cheese It," II IS
probably corruption Of the exhortation "Chasc IT,
which would be the gamn's way Of saying "run'
This etymoIogy will hold good until some one comes
forward with better.
Look out for Cheese.-A Virginia artillery company
has been using cheeses IN target pracuce ana IL Mas
brcastworI penetrated two feet further than SOLID
iron ball They carry AZ t M ctese ra5S r5Ss IN e
next war.-lDctroit Free Press.
The recent session of the scotchIrsh Congress sug
gests the fact generally understood, that great
many races NAV be found in Ireland between which
there has been little assimilation. In Ulster, OF
course there is a large English element, which has
preserved its purity OF blood perhaps even more care
fully than the English of England. Along the
northeastern coast to be found numerous descend
ants Of Lowland and Highland scots, while in the
southern portion Of the island there is population
having a strong Ibcrian strain; and here and there
all over there Irlshmen who are half Celtic ana
half Anglo saxon, and right good lr5hmen they are
too EtlnologistS also claim that there are Welsh
Irish. Dansllrish. and. Of course, pure lrshIrish.
Even the Irish brogue is English than lrish for
il Is said 10 he largely survival Of the old West of
England form OF speech. which has long ago become
obsolete In Encand itself.
The only people who really afford 10 laugh about
these disease statistics the Christian scientists
conscentiOusly answer that they do not now suffer
and never have suffered from any disease whatsoever
acute chronic You can imagine census taher IN
the feverand sgue district Of Indiana entering house
and finding woman yellow and shaking with chronic
ague .,. D., ,r cr, portor ,rstrpct,
these q llac aud a-hah ada, enumeTi3rs t6aI Hey
must have all the urbanlty u Lord Chesterfield nm
self. madam, viii you kindly state whether yon ara
suffering rom any atu'e Or or oh.,i. ,i,c WIN ''
u Nnn.neever had n.n-n-n -orrrr, nothn' tn,
m.rn-n- matter with me- says tie woman.
Thcn NAV venture to ask you madam" saws th,
polite census taker. why You syer IN that appalms
rs all i'd della u-U-sion, N m nllster. -Nny
a burned bb-bb.b belief Of ager. I'm T. htH- It's
tian scientist, mister. BrTrfr '-lbos'oh l'"'''P'
Two recent utterances on the status OF the
negro IN the Christian Church are IN marked co"''S
ono was by Archbishop Ireland, Roman cannon.
who ha, declared that no church IS nj temple q"
God where a man. because Of his color, is eXcluded
or made 10 occupy corner. Tie other was ~
Bishop Keencr OF the Methodist Episcopal ChuTt
south who thanked God that The Methodist Ep'scopH
church south IS "solidly whife.' Northern Met"ol'
ist journals do not hesitate TO say that the Roman
catholic preatcs view is more in accordance with
the spirit OF Christianity.
Her Information.-Ncrvous old Lady I'm sleeping
PorterrWhat is de numbah OBJ yonah berth; ma.an,
Nervous old LADY, don't see what that mas % 90
with H. bat if YOU must know. II i taIFu-tlege NeH
brother and sister born before me-lLa"rehce Amoa'
Speaking Of the Worlds Fair " The Chicago Herald
casually remarks: rs organization will represent
the most ancient learning and the most modern ART
It's faculties will be more numerous than those 1t
Salamanca in its heyday. 1t Will contain eVhehces
of mans ingenuity unknown when the Count Aqulnas
was s,udying on Monte Casino the books that were
70 give the greatest OF scholars 10 the Middle Ages
II will show in actually concepts OF Aristotle which
Ms contem mporaries held TO be only dreams. Every
age will contribute to its stores Every land VIII
share in It's splendors. Every will be present.
in its achievements. All sciences will participate II
its manifestations
His Widows Gain.-some American passengers on .
steamer which called at Honolulu offered native .
dollar TO lump into the bay aud Kill a shark. lie
readily agreed but while lie was manoeuvring TO XIII
one second came up and snapped him IN two ana made
OF with the prize Its wife thought they ought TO give
her 49, and her mode'ty was re"dued Us purse VI
slO.-(Detroit Free Press.
Nothing delights the average Engishmsn more than
to be- a member OF a society with a long ana involved
name In fact societies with short and enphoniou'
names don't flourish in the tight little ISLE While such
ORGANIZATIONS as The society for the Better Promo
zion Of Relaxation from Business Cares and Enjoy
n,ent During Luncheon Hours in the Municipality of
London grow IN strength and influence. The liking
,or big things and grandiose names Is BY no means
confined the United states.
"Julia, Queried her bashful lover, why do you
wear such a large button on your waistOetF
You press the button said Julia, VINO owns, a
Kodak, and III do the rest."-(NoTlstown Herald