New-York tribune., 1890-01-27
It's bad enough 20 have a cold,
And yet one might endure it
II every friend would not proceed
To tell you how 70 cure il.

-lNaSnngt0n POSt
Cooperation is invading the pulpit Baptist
and a Congregational minister Of Boston, whose
churches are not far apart. are holding meetings al
which one Of them breaches the first hif OF the
sermon and the other the last half. Very good
exhibition OF Christian unity But there possible
difficulties in the plan. suppose. for instance, tho
Congregational brother in the first half OF a
should deny the necessity Of baptism by immersion.
and then the Baptist brother should come along ard
deny the validity Of sprinklins in baptism. Not
likely , OF course not; but it oucnt TO be # each
man regards his creed as dlyiuely tue.
studies in Repartee-Algy (patroni7ingly)-r-llo.
jim! What-you play the hanio2 You lucky dos
you possess all the accomplishments lack
Jim (modestlyl l-Oh. nonsense! Why, you're max.
ing out regular Cricht0n devils Lake Cyclone.
Now look out for denunciatons OF Yankee i'm
pertinence7 I'm the Southern press. Some Boston
citizens headed by John d. Long raising money
for the widows and orphans Of the colorcd men who
were recently lynched in Barnwell County. :. c.
Guest az Restaurant Goolu Y obviously at broiled
fowl-Waer if this Is your spring chicken take il
back and bring 4 Hole old hen.
Waiter (chang.ns o0.ccnt check for 3Ocent--Ar
right, sab. There you arc-lChceso Tribune.
strong Amelia B. Edwards cult has been de
vcloped in Cincinnati.
\ grief 50 hot to tears it melts the eyes
Burns I'm mans bosom.
To think how oft umbrellas he buys
-(Washington Post
Says a clergyman who has worked in this city for
many years as a missionary: As every ono knows,
the Young tough Of this city is pretty hard 10 reclaim.
Nevertheless have seen many Of them give up their
evil courses and become excellent citizens. lou Will
doubtless be surprised When tell yoI
how know that tough las crossed
the Rubicon. So to speak, into the world
II decent people. A. soon he begins 10 say
fourth instead Of 'fourt have no longer any doubt
Of his reormaton II Is a shbbocth that invariably
indicate, a moral revolution. The inability 10 pro.
nounce the sound Of III is universally characteristic
Of the New York hoodm. and when he really begins
To reform he at once applies hims N 10 the mastery
Of this difficulty. Maybe | Will write book soma
day on the ethical import of pronunciation; certainly
it is a suggestive subject
N the Boarding House. Smith-J0nes, you are
exquisite carver but seems 10 me yOu serve pretty
small piece, for a hungry man.
Jouc, t,enlcntiously)-Gr before eat.-(Burlng.
ton (NtD Free Press.
Tho municipal election Of salt Lake City which is
to take place on February 10. WILL it Is hoped, result
in the triumph Of the Gentle Liberal ticket as
It is called
Dolvcr-What peculiar book reviewer Razz,e is /
be-how rambling and incoheientl pompoil,-les. .
I've noticed II. tStruck with an dcl.l Icrhap, h0
reads the books hc reviews !-(Lpplncotrs Magazine.
oysters in south Australia are as big as a dinner
plate. Of them nicely cooked IN its own she'll
makes good neal
Hc-MiSS Wayting, You a puzzle 10 me.
She (,hyly)-You never tled.-(Burlingtca Free
Press