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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

On and after Sunday, the 9th inst, the
steam heated, electric-lighted, vestibuled
train of the Chicago, Milwaukee & st Paul
Railway will leave Minneapolis at 20 p.
IN and st. Paul at 500 p. m, daily, arriv-
ing at Milwaukee at 6:45 and Chicago at
$50 next morning, in ample time to make
all eastern and southern connections.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

To THE EDIToR:-Please inform your
readers that have a positive remedy for
the above named disease. BY its timely
use thousands of hopeless cases have been
permanently cured. / shall be glad to send
two bottles of my remedy FREE to any OF
your readers who have consumption IL they
will send me their express and post-ofice
address Respectfully, T. A. SLocuM, M. c.,
ISL Pearl street. New York
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

HAVE nothing TO do with scrub
stallion. A stallion of that kind is no,
worth enough to you to accept his serv-
ices for nothing.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

ALWAYS avoid harsh purgative pills. They
FIRST make you sick and then leave you con-
stipated Carter's Little Liver Pills regulate
the bowels and make you well. Dose, one pill.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

THE street beggars work on the principle
that nothing succeeds like distress.-Phila-
deiphia Times
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

$500 PRIzEs-Case School of Applied
Science offers five $500 prizes on entrance
examination. For partic .ars address Presi-
dent Staley, Cleveland, o.
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Consumption Surely Cured.

1T seems rather personal to the drum
major when the band behind him starts up
where did you get that hati"-Boston
Cnur{ar
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

VIXEN Spaniard comes to America and
gets to prefer beer garden 70 bull fight,
he is said 10 be on the road TO higher CIV
ilization.-Texas Siftngs.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

For twenty cents you can get Carriers
Little Liver Pills-the best liver regulator in
the world Don't forget this. One pill dose.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

A MAN who attempts to latter you takes
you for q fool
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

CELERY is considerable of nervine.
There is no vegetable that We eat thai "
more hezlthful.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

No Farmer Should Build Any Fence
until he has written to S. II. Garrett, Mans
field, o. for Catalogue of Fence Machines, etc.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20
INTELLECTUAL WOMEN.

especially provided
the correction of their physical ailments by Dr. r. Pierce Of Buffalo 1t IS
corrective of all male
invented
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

THE inexperienced carver is apt TO find
that knife like some rules, can work both
ways.-Burlington Free Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

MOST OF US worry over our trials, but the
lawyers worry If they haven't any.-Yonk-
ers Statesman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

A MAN makes grist of enemies by aspir-
ing to things other men want
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

If you ever expect to get rich you must
make money when times are hard.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

1T is no use to talk pessimism TO a darkey
with a FIVE dollar bill.-Terre Haute Elk
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20
New Route to ST. Louis.

AS exchange says the best thing TO give
an enemy is kindness; but that depends on
tho enemy's size-Texas Siftings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20
Fast Time to Chicago.

The collapse of a real-estate boom only
means that the wind has been taken out
Of the sales.-Binghamto Republican.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

BEST. easiest to use and cheapest Piso's
Remedy for Catarrh. BY druggists. 25c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

No STRANGER should leave the city without
q box of "Tansilrs Punch &c. Cigars.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

this rapidly growing city have been so sue
ressfui that the Chicago q Eastern Illinois
Railroad, Evansville Route, will run one on
each of the following dates-Feb. 4th, 18th,
18th and 25th For copy of Alabama AS
1t Is" and further information send to
William Hill, Gen. Pass. Agent, Chicago, Ill.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

How Ny THROAT HURTsi Why don't you
use Hale's Honey of Horehound ana Tar!
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

IL you would lift me, you must be on
higher ground.-Emerson.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

A MAN who itches for fame must scratch
around lively TO secure it-Epoch
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

A CLOUD upon real-estate title does not
always have a silver lining.-Hutchinson
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

To CLEANSE the stomach, liver, and system
generally, use DR.. Pierce's Pellets. % cents.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20
Gratifying to All.

''NoTHINs is harder to bear than long
succession of pleasant days" sighed the
umbrella maker.-Fliegende Batter.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

Whether the removal Of much OF the
dead bark on orchard trees, etc, or, in
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-02-20

u ben.
His face was the first TO greet Susan
when she opened her eyes and tried &c
draw a free breath. Where have you
beenP" she added.
NO matter where ! was. I'm here
now. and with choke in his throat.
I'm going 10 stay, too" He had
guessed that she had come seeking him,
also that the fire had in some way
originated through his failure to be al
his post And in the confusion he bad
gathered that she had put it out at the
peril of her life
1t was long time before Ben found
courage 70 tell Susan that Jim Slsde
had gone of with his savings of two
wears work which he had foolishly in
trusted TO him. And in her glad reazi
cation that Ben had come to his senses
and concluded that he was as well on al
home she felt that the money was well
lost in showing him the real character
of his false friend. But she was toe
wise little body 20 say so.
She went with Ben when he made al
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
A LOST OPPORTUNITY.
Why the Man With the Gun Would Not
Speak for Three Hours.

Why the Man With the Gun Would Not
Speak for Three Hours.
Six men of us had come out OF the
mines in Montana to take train for the
East, but the train we intended to take
met with an accident and was several
hours late. The station was a small one,
the weather very bad, and after awhile
one of the party went to the agent, who
was also the telegraph operator, and
asked how long before we might expect
the train.
Dunno" was the brief reply.
you don't! Well, then, find out"
exclaimed the other.
"When l do I'll let you know"
"Oh, you will, Ell? Now, then, you
ask Rosenberg If the train has left there
yet"
"I'll be hanged if do"
One man out with his gun and was
going to shoot, but two or three of us
drew him away and talked to him, and
| finally cooled him off. The most solid
argument we advanced was that if he
killed the operator we could get no
news of the train. and would be even
worse off than we were. This argument
was what decided him, and five hours
later the train came along and we got
aboard We were all seated together
and had got fair start when some one
observed:
That operator had narrow es.
cape"
Eyes, meant to shoot him." replied
the man who had pulled his gun, "but
these gentleman argued that in case ]
did we could not hear from the train a,
all"
Thunder" gasped a third. "Why
I'm an old operator myself, and had yor
shot him l was ready to locate thai
train in five minutes"
"Then may be teetotally kicked Il
death by jackass rabbits" groaned the
would-be slayer, and he leaned back ant
nursed his disappointment, and would
not speak to any of US for the next thre,
hours. N. Y. Sun.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
Oh, What A Cough.

Will you heed the warning. The
signal perhaps of the sure approach of
that more terrible disease, Consump-
ton. Ask yourselves if you can af-
ford for the sake of saving 80 cents,
to run the risk and do nothing for it.
We know from experience that Shi~
loh's Cure will Cure your Cough 1t
never fails. This explains why more
than a Million Bottles were sold the
past year. 1t relieves Group and
WhoOping Cough at once. Mothers
do not be without it. For Lame
Back, Side or Chest, use ShilOh's PO-
rus Plaster. Sold by w. II Flem-
ing. 3
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
CHAP. II.

"Maud," he said as he brushed an i'll
bred country insect from her dress and
threw sycamore chip at an inquisitivo
half-grown pig that was trying to be So
ciable, 81 managed tosget this saucer
full of ice-cream before it was all gone"
And he set it down on an inverted
bucket.
There is more than want, Oliver"
she said. We will eat it together"
divers heart beat wildly. With q
trembling hand he took two spoons from
the basket beside them, gave one to his
fair companion, kept the other himself
and waited.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
MEANWHILE, TENNESSEE sATURDAY,-OC Is, 1890.
The Great Majority

OF cases of scrofula, and other blood
diseases are hereditary, and therefore
difficult to cure. But as we wish to
state in the most positive, emphatic
manner that Hoods SarSaparilla does
cure scrofula in every form. The
most severe cases, too terrible for de-
scription, have yielded to this medi-
cine when all Others failed. If you
suffer from impure blood in any way,
take Hoods Sar.aparilla.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
Keep Up With the Times.

The world is getting wiser every day
Mankind is constantly advancing from the
old to the new AS it is with Religion Art
and Science, so it is with Medicine Each
day adds to our knowledge of the human
body, and therefore to our ability to cure its
many ills. The day of gripping purging. de.
biltating pills, for instance is rapidly pas,
sing away aud their places being taken by a
Bowel Regulator whose action is natural
and easy yet effective. Such a medicine is
Manalin, gentle laxative that acts direct
ly upon the Liver and Kidneys, and leaves
no bad effects. Itneither gripes nor purges
1t not only cures Constipation, but, all the
disorders and diseases arising from it, and
when taken from time to time in small doses
prevents Constipation altogether. If you
need a Tonic, take Pe.ru.na. If your Blood
is diseased you will find nothing better than
La.cu.pia. For sale by Ritchey & Bostick
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
CHAP. III.

The young lady opened the basket,
took out another saucer, emptied half of
the ice'cream into it, and proceeded
leisurely to eat her portion.
And then Oliver put his saucer down,
went off and sat on the bank of the
stream, and looked pensively over into
the marshes beyond, where the bull
frogs were sounding their opening notes
of their evening overture.
ut didn't work." he said to himself.
81 needn't hang around that girl any
longer"
And the buggy in which Oliver and
Maud travelled homeward reached its
destination three hours ahead Of any of
the others, Chicago Tribune.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25

AT the age of thirteen my son be-
came affected with chronic diarrhea,
caused by scrofuIa. gave him Bulls
Sarsaparillla and it cnred him. !
recommend it especially for scrofuia,
fevers, sores and general debility.
The cures / have known it to make
in some cases seemed almost miracu.
ous.-Jeanie Johnson, Benton Bar
racks, No.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
The First Symptoms OF DEATH

Tired feeling, dull headache, pains
in various parts of the body, sinking
at the pit Of the stomach, loss of APP
petite, feverishness, pimples or sores,
are all positive evidence of poisoned
blood, No matter how it became
poisoned it must be purified to avoid
death. DIR. Acker's English Blood
Elixir has never failed to remove
scrofulous or syphilitic poisons. Sold
under positive guarantee by w. H
Fleming, McMinnville.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
LINCoLNS MELANCHOLY.
His Sympathetic Nature and His Early
Misfortunes.

Those who saw much of Abraham
Lincoln during the later years of his
life, were greatly impressed with the
expression of profound melancholy
his face always wore in repose.
Mr. Lincoln was Of peculiarly
sympathetic and kindly nature.
These strong characteristics inhu-
enced, very happily, as it proved, his
entire political career. They would
not seem, at first glance, to be efficient
aids to political success, but in the
peculiar emergency which Lincoln,
in the providence of God, was called
to meet, no vessel of common clay
could possibly have become the
"chosen of the Lord"
Those acquainted with him from
hoyhood knew that early griefs tinged
his whole life with sadness. His part
ner in the grocery business at Salem,
was Uncle" Billy Green, of Tallula,
ILL.,, who used at night, when the GUS
toners Were few, To hold the grant,
mar while Lincoln rpci'ed the less0n9
1t was to his sympathetic ear Lin
coin told the story of his love for
sweet Ann Rutlidge ; and he, in re-
turn, offered what comfort ne could
when poor Ann died, and Lincoln's
great heart nearly broke,
"After Ann died." says "Uncle"
Billy, con stormy nights, when the
wind blew the wind blew the rain
against the roof, Abe would set thar
in the grocery, his elbows on his
knees, his face in his hands, and the
tears runnin' through his fingers.
hated to see him feel bad, an I'd say,
abe, don't cry;' an he' look up an
say, Il can't help it, Bill, the rains a
fallin' on her."
There are many who can sympa-
thize with this averpowering grief, as
they think of Il lost loved one, when
"the rains IA fallin' ON her" What
adds poignancy to the grief some
timeS is the thought that the loved
one might have been saved.
Fortunate, indeed, is William
Johnson, Of Coronr, l.. l., builder
who writes June %, 1890: "Las
February, on returning from churci
one night, my daughter compliance
OF having pain in her ankle. The
pain gradually extended until he
entire limb was swollen and very
painful to the touch. We called
physician, who after careful exam
inatiOn, pronounced it disease of tn,
kidneys Of long standing. All ",
could do, did not seem to benefit he
until we tried Warmers Safe Cure
from the first she commenced to i'm
prove. When she commenced tax
ing it she could not turn over in bed
and could just move her hands il lii
ue, hut today she is as well as sh
ever was. | believe | owe the re
cOvery Of 'ny daughter to its use"
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25

To cure felon, says a correspon~
dent, mix equal parts of strong am
monia and water, and hold your fin
ger in it for fifteen minutes. After
that withdraw it and tie piece Of
cloth completely saturated with the
mixture around it and keep it there
till dry. If this treatment is adopted
when the ailment is at first realized
the pain will cease at once.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
That Terrible Cough

In the morning, hurried or difficult
breathing, raising phlegm, tightness
in the chest, quickened pulse, chilli
ness in the evening or sweats at night,
all or any of these things are the first
stages of consumption. DR.. Acker's
English Cough Remedy ,oW cure
these fearful symptoms, and is sold
under'a pOStire guarantee by w. H.
Fleming.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
POOR Mr.. PEDUNcLE.
HO Brings Matters to Test and GlooInily
Returns to Town.

CHAP. l.
The summer day was drawing to q
close and it was time for the picknick-
ers to return homo. They had battled
with abandoned mosquitoes, fred stones
and disguised profanity at itinorant
pigs, changed their camping-ground two
or three times on account Of bumblo-
bees nests, sunburned their noses and
caught one small mud-cat, sixteen craw-
fish and one snapping-turtle. The only
thing yet to be done was to finish the con-
tents of the lunch baskets and cat what
remained of the ice-cream.
A little apart from the others sat, on
buggy-cushion, Oliver Peduncle and
the young lady to whom he had devoted
himself during the day.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
An EXCEPTION to the Rule.

Colored Waiter-I jes' 'spise dis heah
slang. Pears like you can't go nowhar
but you heahs some of de missile trash.
Now, it's in de soup-in de soup-wha'
ever you goes-eve' things in de soup.
Boarder-Not quite every thing, Ju-
Illus. Didn't you say that this is chick
en- soup?
Eyes, sab"
"Well, I'm dead sure there's no chick
en- in the soup and never has been. =
Texas Siftings.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
Protection Guaranteed,

'Tm amember Of Congress" remark
ed the new arrival, as he placed his
name on the register of the Slavin
House, at Tombstone City.
''You needn't be afraid" replied the
clerk; 81 won't tell any of the boys;
you'll be perfectly safe as long as you
behave Yourself Jury.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
Answer This Question.

Why do so many people we see
around us seem to prefer to suffer and
be made miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation, Dizziness, Loss of APPS
petite, Coming Up of the Food, Yell
low Skin, when for 70 cents we will
sell them Shiloh's System Vitalizer,
guaranteed to cure them. Sold by
w. II. Fleming. ]
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy,

ShilOh's Catarrh Remedy, mar
velous cure for Catarrh, Diptheria,
Canker Mouth, and Headache.
With each bottle there is an ingen-
!ous Nasal Injector for the more sue
ceSsful treatment of these complaints
without extra charge Price 30 cents.
Sold by W. IL. Fleming,
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
The End of All.

Mendicant-Pleaso, sir, can't you give
me little money? 1 Haven't cent to
buy food or medicine, and my wife is 60
ing to die.
Citizen giving him quarter-What
is the matter with your poor wife?
Notwithstanding, sir, nothing
just at present, that is; but I'm afraid
she'll die, Every body is going to die
some time, amt theyP-Munsey's
Weekly.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25

English SPAWN Liniment removes
all Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps
and Blemishes from horses, Blood
SPAWN, Curbs, Splints, Ring Bone,
Sweeney, Stiles, Sprains, Sore and
Swollen Throat, Coughs, ect. Save
$50 by use of one bottle. Warrante
the most wonderful Blemish Cure
ever known. Sold by RITCHEY q
BOsTICK, Druggist.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
Do Not Suffer Any Longer.

knowing that a cough can be
checked in a day, and the first stages
of consumption broken in week, we
hereby guarantee DIR. Acker's Eng
lish Cough Remedy, and will refund
the money to all who buy, take it as
per directions, and do not find our
statement correct. Sold by w. H.
Fleming. 1
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25

A search for the oldest clergyman
in England shows that Rev. John
Elliott, vicar of Randwick, will be
100 in three months. He preached
up to the age of SO regularly and oc-
casionally last year. He goes to
church now regularly every Sunday,
and OCCASIONALLY visits parishionerS.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25

Says Buck, in secret, to his own,
Il am Alliance to the bone,
So let the fool 'crats wall on"
Then publicly he does declare;
"I'm standing on the platform square;
Sale on. oh bOys-er-sale on!'
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25

Thousands of miserable and puny
little children have been restored to
robust health by using DR.. Bulls
Worm Destroyers administered to
them by kind and loving parents.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25
DIR. Acker's English Pills

Are active, effective and pure. For
sick headache, disordered stomach,
loss of appetite, bad complexion and
biliousness, they have never been
equaled, either in America or abroad.
Sold by w. H. Fleming,
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25

A great many of the oranges on the
west coast of Florida have been sold
for 81 per box on the trees. This is a
better price than in any previous
year.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25

Ifyour baby is restless while teeth
ing, get DIR. Bulls Baby Syrup; a
dose of it will relieve the little suffer-
er at once. Only % cents a bottle.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-10-25

Subscribe for the STANDARD. $1.OO
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1890-03-15
Substitute for Coffee.

A new substitute for coffee may turv
up in a berry known rs '%'gaertncra.'
The British consul ut Reunion says that
ut one time he has received many let
tiers from merchants in England asking
for information respecting II shrub then
called ~''mussacnda," the discovery of
which, it has been said in some CONF
mercial journals, would deal a severe
blow TO the coffee and chicory trade.
About two years ago ii was
spread that the berry of this shrub
could be adyantageously employed as
a substitute for coffee and chicory. 1t
grows to about ten feet high, Ia, very
few leaves, and its branches are wide
apart. The berries DO not grow all
along the branches. as is the case with
coffee, but in punches at their extreme
ties. At present it is only met with in
the mountains, where it grows wild. 1t
might be produced on an extensive
scale; but with its inferiority in fra
GRANGE and color it could hardly com-
pete with coffee.