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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1890-11-27
LOCAL nREVuTIEs.

The Northern Pacific property in this
city has been assessed at $53,7l0. :.
Friday night at the Presbyterian
church. Let all come and hear treat
The telephone service has been ex-
tended to the residence Of Dan Simmons.
PROF. Parker will make another bal
loon ascension at this place on Saturday
next.
Remember the lecture and musicale
next Friday night, at the Presbyterian
church.
Born, at Wide Hollow, Wednesday,
November 18th, to the wife Of Elmer
Schwartz, a SOM
The North Yakima male quartet will
give a concert at the opera house on
Christmas week.
Everybody should hear Rev. Kenneth
Duncan in his lecture at the Presbyterian
church Friday night.
The next meeting Of the district lodge
Of the Independent Order Of Good Tenn
plars will be held in North Yakima in
March next.
Died. at North Yakima, Monday even
ing, November oath, Jessie, only daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. G. W. Eggett, aged 8
years, months and 20 days.
But twenty-six county tax receipts
have been written to date out Of a prob
able twelve hundred. Taxes become de-
linquent on the first Of January.
About three hundred citizens attended
the pork and bean reception Of tho Sons
Of Veterans at the Grand Army hall, Sat
urday night, and a royal good time re-
suited.
The Lloyd Bros stock Of merchan-
disc is being moved from Ellensburgh to
Spokane Falls. Kaminsky, Of the p. o.
P. store, is also preparing to seek u new
location.
The superior court will convene in
this city on Tuesday next. There are
over hundred cases docketed for trial, a
very small percentage Of which are crimi-
nal cases.
Public ball tonight at the Hotel Bar
tholet. A general invitation is extended
to the good people Of Yakima to be pres
ent and enjoy themselves in the nazes Of
the dance.
The Problem Of the Cradle" is full
Of humor and fun. Let the boys come
and hear something Of evolution in rela-
ton to their own life, at the Presbyterian
church, Friday night.
The Swedish ladies, eight in mum
Der, will appear in concert at the opera
house December 22d. They are highly
endorsed by the press and the public
wherever they have been.
The sale Of the bonds Of the city Of
North Yakima will be made to-day. Two
investment companies had bids in on
Wednesday, and another was expected
before the hour Of opening.
IT. T. Airheart, with men aud teams,
started in on the work Of enlarging the
Hubbard ditch on Tuesday in conformity
Of the plans and specifications Of the N.
p, Yakima 4 Kittitas Irrigation COM
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
A Great savant But Poor Fisherman.

After coaxing and flattcring him for
three or foni days the judge finally
consented to go fishing with us. There
was nothing of the egotist about him,
but his friends from Baltimore had
given him to understand that he was
a great man. He was scientist, n
savant, a philosopher, statesman, n
historian, gcologist and great deal
more, and when we got him to talking
about fish he gave us pointers on the
finny tribe clear back TO the days of
the ark.
After sail of two miles we got
down to the fishing grounds, and as it
was just half-food each one had plenty
of business on hand for the next hour.
The judge was on my right, and while
l was pulling in lively fish every
other minute he didn't get single
bite. l heard him muttering and
growing, but had no time to investi-
gate. 1t was only after the run, and
when each one was counting up from
twent-five to sixty rs his catch, that
the judge broke out with:
"And here I've sat all this time and
not caught a single oneF
took hold of his line and drew it
in and there was kingfish Oh each
hook and both dead. They had drown
ed themselves. There was n roar of
laughter, and when it had subsidized the
judge innocently protested:
3fWell, how was to know i had n
fish? The water is SO deep can't
sec 'em!"
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
How Two Dover Girls Paid a Bet.

A couple of Dovcr's leading bellies
created sensation in this staid old
capital the other evening by trundling
a well-known butcher of sporting pro-
clivities down the entire length of the
principal thoroughfarc in wheelbar-
row. The young ladies were talking
one day about some of the peculiar
bets that had been made on the base
ball ground that afternoon, when the
butcher came along and joined in the
conversation.
After insinuating that lady never
paid her wages if she lost, he bet that
there was a letter awaiting him at the
Post Office, stipulating that if there
was the ladies were to convey him TO
the depot, five blocks away, in a groccr's
wheelbarrow, while if lie lost he was
to treat to ice cream. The young
ladies accepted the bet, and the trio
visited the Post Office. The letter
was there. 1t took the girls just about
five minutes to borrow the shabbiest-
looking wheelbarrow in town, and in
a trice they had it before the Post Office
where by this time quite crowd lad
assembled.
The butcher tried hard to beg of,
but willing hands dumped him in the
wheelbarrow, and one of the maidens
seized the handles. OFF they went Mt
rapid gait without regard to the riders
bodily comfort. Hundreds of persons
gathered to see the show, but it was
the butcher, and not the girls, who felt
out of place. Before they had gone a
square he had offered to buy them
everything from quart of ice cream
to silk dress apiece if they would let
up.
Never had such an interesting pro-
cession paraded Dover's streets. The
girls trundled the wleelbarrow right
up to the depot doors, land there, in the
presence of an admiring crowd, they
dumped their irate and half-dead vic
tim on the sidewalk
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
When on the High Seas,

On the rail, on steamboat, aboard fish
ing smack, or yachting on the coast, Hos
letters Stomach Bitters will be found a
reliable means of aver,ing or relieving
ailments to which travellers. mariners and
emigrants are peculiarly subject. Sea
captains, ship doctors, voyagcrs or soiourn-
ers in the tropics, and all about to encoun-
ter unacclimated, an unaccustomed or
dangerous climate, should not neglect TO
oUafl themselves OF this safeguard OF we'll
ascertained and long tried merit. Consti-
gestion, rheumatism and affections OF the
Bladder and kidneys are among the nil
mcnts which 1t eradicates, and 1t may be
resorted TO not only with confidence in its
remedial efficacy, but also in its perfect
freedom from every Objectionable ingrcdi-
ent since It is derived from tho purcst
Andmost salutary sources. 1t countcracts
the effects Of unwholesome food or water.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
Trapping MOSQUITOES.

Three or four men were sitting on
the piazza of q seaside cottage smoking.
1t was evening. The stars were MS
thick in the sky as frecklcs on red
headed girls face. The waves came
in on the beach with a swish-swash-
swosh just as they have done ever since
the second day Of the creation.
More piercing than the song Of the
waves were tliy notes, and more multi
tudinous than the stars of heaven the
number of the mosquitoes that haunted
that piazza and every one of them was
choking for blood" The men had
ceased smoking for fun. They now
pulled their pipes and cigars to keep
the mosquitoes away.
"Something funny about mosquit-
oes," said one rather absent-Ihindedly.
Yes, rather," was the drawling
reply.
"Funny how much blood it takes to
fill one of them up"
"No, but honest, now; do you know
that if a mosquito'd get his bill down
into your hand he can't pull it out
while you hold your breathe"
'Don't believe it."
alt is true, however, for l have
tried it,"
s'Bet you the cigars mosquito can
take his bill out at any time he wants
to do it, and we will try it right here.
is it n go2'
ssIt is, and I'll let them try" A
lamp was lighted, the cigars put out
and all waited. In less than minnie
mosquito had placed himself on
TOMS hand and begun operations.
"Now," said Tom, and placed the
forefinger Of his other hand down
close to the mosquito. 1t did not
bulge. He placed his nail against the
abdomen of the insect and whirled it
around. Still it remained fixed.
"You can do it every time" said
Tom, as he killed the mosquito and
drew a long breath.
1t is fact. Go and try it.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
GORMANDIzING,

overeang paakng indgcstbe food
Of discomfort and suffering To relieve the
bowels overlooking, full dose of
Peces Pugav Pellets the best remedy They operate gently
yet thoroughly and without gping other unpleasant
ehects
the too free indulgence such nmperate eating has deanged
Digestion causing dyspepsia and bouncss attended with
funes. bloatng eang tongue bitter bad
arising, after indscbable
ing Of dread Of impending calamity and
icl Discovery the nvgorate the liver and all
the Of digestion work While curing pufs
blood cleansing blood
matter Of what from what arising Unlike
contains alcohol ineate to felmen sh
tion and all tho digestive and assia,ive
wonderful and peculiar curative results chemical composition
nothing similar approaching
Therefore, don't be dped and induced substitute said
be Just good" that the dealer may mako larger profit
Manufactured by WosIps DsxHsAsy M1ploA+ AssooIAtgoS
QA ees Main Street, Bg6Alo n, = % ~ -.t+.' ~
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
Modern superstitions About Gems.

Possession of numerous large dia-
monds insurcs the owner against i'm
mediate want.
The presentation by gctleman to a
lady of a fine ruby, set in ring, gives
promise of an early marriage.
Oval pieces Of finely polished crystal
improve the vision.
A Rhinestone threatens the wcarer's
friends with imposition and deceit.
The ownership of fine, large, pure
sapphire indicates clear discernment.
To leave a very fine fire opal in tho
hands of an uncle means misfortune,
if not poverty.-Jewelcrs Weekly.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
Morse's School Shoes,

Made in our large factory at Omaha.
Nebraska. Ask your dealer for them.
Refuse to take any others. II not kept
in your town. write us asking where
to get them. They wear longer and
fit better than any other shoes. Shoes
have always been made too narrow.
We make them wide. A reward Of
Fifty Dollars in gold paid for every
pair of our own make Of shoes that
contains particle Of shoddy, or any
thing but solid leather. We make
$50 styles Of Women's, Misses and
Children's Sewed and Standard Screw,
Grain, Glove, Kid and Dongola. Ele-
giant styles, wide and good fitting. We
also carry $50 styles of Mems Goods,
Rubbers, &c.
w. v. MORSE & CO..
Shoe Manufacturers, Omaha, Neb.
Wales Goodyear Rubbers are the best.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
Aprecocious Little Shaver.

Mr.. Wick, of Chelsca, is the father
of very rare infant, Of which he and
Chelsea can both be proud. The in
fants name is Nelly. It is four years
old and on Wednesday, backed by its
father, it shaved five men inside Of
thirty minutes, for silver medal.
No medal was given to the mon, who
seem, however, 10 have deserved some
thing. This precocious young woman
did the job very neatly, with ten min.
utes to spare, taking about four min.
ufes to each man. The men were
picked out Of a very st4lby lot.--LoR
don CahlAgysm.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

In the Congressional report upon the admission
of Wyoming, many facts were given going 10 show
her as richer in resources than any of her sisters,
iho5aSSshly 2Ss SaS!ssS; I6i. repor. Shows ne
lest cities of It's size in the world and certainly the
most favored and prosperous. The Union Pacific
ssygOM and employ 2i0j men; THIS fact coupled
With the early :dmsson M of the state assurei. e
stu low Offering the best investment IN the West
in the city. and our prices are evee fp1er tha n
that immediately adjoining. We are 1eering only
We will 70 . limited amount take two-fifths in
clear lands or chattles small cash payment, bal
ance in one and two years, at seven per cent.
semiannusi interest. Call q our Cheyenn ofice
IMMIGRATION CO., Department b, Dem
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
Mol to lm Ruled.

A bachelor, who lives in Newark, N.
j., and who has always had fear that
his little wife might rule him, says
now that new idea has struck him.
lie is going TO marry typewriter girl,
because he can dictate to hcr; ;-Drake's
Magazine. 4, go =
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

Our Hannah Jane was thin and weak,
And ashy white her lip and cheek,
We often thought-and thought with
pain,
=" We soon must lose our Hannah Jane"
With change of doctors, change of air,
She sought for healing everywhere.
And, when our hopes were almost past,
Favorite Prescription" tried ut last.
1t gave US Joy, it gave us hope,
IPierce's remedies are sure and true]
Now Hannah Jane is good as new.
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the
only medicine for women, sold by drug
gists. under q pOsittUc guarantee, from the
manufacturers that it will give satisfac-
ton in every case, or money will be re-
funded. This guarantee has been printed
on the bottle wrapper, and faithfully car
ried out for many years.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
FOR SALE.

A complete outfit for small country pa
per including an Army press; very cheap,
A McFatrich mailing machine and
enough mailing typo to set up3,OOO names.
Virtually new.
A complete job office doing good bus
iness. Fine chance for q good man.
Two or three newspapers in flourishing
Colorado towns.
For particulars address ]. 8. TEMPLE,
Denver, Colo.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

Don't grumble abowt yesterda, thare
aint no sutch thing, its ded, don't
worry abowt tomorro, thare aint no
sutch thing, its not born yet, have a
cheerful hart too da, for If yu don't
yu never will have.
Be generous, but don't let everybod-
dy know It.. Thee man who's pocket
Is alwaze open IL apt too have 1t pickt
DO good seeckritly and avoid ingrati-
TODD and eskape thoze people who vii
alwaze ride fre hoss to the devil.
Luv IL q. curious kompound. II won
kould pick it too peeces, thare wood
be found hatrid MKT upp with it q
perhaps knotempt. And yet luv is
abowt the purest pashun thare liz.
Singleness Of purpus IL rarer than di-
nundz.
II virchew was az katching as vice
The wurld wood soon be perfect-that
liz If wee could ownly find virchewous
man too katch the epidemick OF good
ness from and too start the bawl II
rolling.
A CRATE genius haz hiz limit beyond
"hiSh hC hohhot ii1o pue si"AS - A'>
snd too idiocy. 1t makes no difference
how big fool yu find, thare IL shure
100 be bigger won sumwhare.
A man att the bottom off a well sees
the starr in the little patch off sky
abov him in the da time, SO sum men
when in the darkness OF trubble kan
,e the starr Of hoap.
CHARMING FATTY.
Weak though my song still let 1t be
A heartfelt offering to thee,
For thou hast lightened drcary days
Thou whom 'twere falschood to dispraise,
o! Charming Patty.
Oft have gazed upon thy form,
Glowing and graceful, sweet and warm +;
What though thou vert q trii!c brown,
Thou vert the boast of half tho town.
o! Charming Patty.
Yea, all men love thee, worship thee,
II thou art crusty they'll agree,
1t adds unto thy charms, and when
Thou art not crusty, all the men
Say Charming Patty"
And who shall say that they are wrongi
Or I, for praising thee in songi
No one will venture IL, j swear,
When l thy christian name declare
o, Oyster Patty.
Stanley Wood In Great Dtpidc.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
LUCKY PHILIP.
A we,l Known German Wins Sis, 900.


Indianapolis dndJ Sentinel, April 20
A few days ago Philip Reichwein Of 90
N. Noble ST., received draft through the
Merchants National Bank of this city for
$l5, ,O0O from the Louisiana State Lottery
Company at New Orleans-Mr. Rechman
holding a twentieth part of the ticket
winning the capital prize Of $500, ,0O0 Dur
ing the month of February MIR. Reichwein
made trip to New Orleans with the In
dianapolis Maennerchor Society, and while
there purchased ticket for the March
drawing, leaving it with friend there.
That ticket drew s., and sending word to
his friend to invest that in more tickets he
gave little thought to the matter. Shortly
after the last drawing he found he held
ticket drawing twentieth part of the
capital prize. He is a prominent German,
well known in the city and Supreme Sec
retary of the Ancient Order of Druids,
which gives him large circle of acquaint
ances in New Orleans.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

When Baby was sick, we gave her CastoriA,
When she wns Child, sho cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung 20 Castoria,
When she hs." Children, she gave them CastorIa
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
How's Thtsi

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that can not be cured BY
taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY q CO., Props, Toledo, o.
Cheney for the last Is Year,, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transactions,
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
tions made by their firm.
&Truax, ,WholesaleD Druggists, Toledo, Ohio
Walding, kinnan u Marvin, Wholesale Drug
giUts. Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Price, 75c- per bottle.
Sold bv all Druggists.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

Queen Victoria travels with seventy 1.-TWO
trunks What good times the Irish bag
gage -smashers could have II she would
only come over here,
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

"Brown's Bronchial Troches" are wide
ly known as an admirable remedy Tor
Bronchitis, Hoarsen~ss, Coughs. ana
Throat troubles. Sold only In bOreS.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

1t is tho old man, as rule, who gives
the advice to the young man. And II Is
the old man, too, who gives the money 10
the confidence man.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

A Lady in South Carolina Writes:
My labor was shorter and less painful
than on two former occasions; physicians
pstonishcd; / thank you for Mothers
Fricnd.r 1t is worth its weight in gold.
Address Tho Bradfcld Reg. Co., Atlanta
CD, for particulars. BY all druggists.
With IN embczzicr turning over new
leaf doesn't always mean turning over
stolen funds to their owners.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

An acid old maid abandoned her trip 70
Europe when she learned that she had
bought ticket for passage op q mail
steamer.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

Ste NopGls Free, will be sent by Cragin
& Co, Philada-, Pa, TO anyone In the Z. S.
or Canada, postage paid, upon receipt Of 2,
Dobbins' Electric Soap wrappers. SEQ list
Of novels on circulars around each bar.
Soap for sale by all grocers.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

I The old man asseverated that his daugh.
ter's suitor was not u suitable person for
her, to which charge the defendant merely
replied, though he might be his fsther-in-
law no was no Judge.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

There is likely to be considerable funny
business in the Mayors Office at Milwau'
kee, Wis, during the ensuing term. A
professional humorist has been elected
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

Most women admire little wildness In
men, until it comes to their own husbands
and then they don't care how lamb-like he
a..
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

Rich! fragrantl fine! are the expires.
sons Of those who smoke"Tansill's Punch''
SC. Cigar.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

The difference between the soldier and
the ballet-girl is that the soldier gets his
living by feats Of arms and the ballet
girl by feats of legs.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

Dr. Pierce's Pellets-cleanse and regu-
late the stomach, bowels and system gen.
orally. One dose; purely vegetable.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

matches are popular in various parts Of the
country. This may be true, but 1t smacks
| of improbability.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

Some one wants to know Senator Brice's
religious belief. He is o Calvin so. Of
course.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
Our Hannah Jane.

Proprietors of ice houses are advertising
.srOoms for rent.n
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
ONE ENJOYS

ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy Of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities CON-
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
4ists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIc SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Ky. NEW YORK. nv
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20

Sometimes a man is absorbed in his
business, at other times it is only his money
that is absorbed.
The Delta independent., 1890-05-20
WYOMlNG.S CAPIIAL.

Isn't 1t unconstitutional to deny ballet
dancer tho right of APPEL!
Telegram-herald., 1890-01-05
NARY A BE NDER
So Mrs Marks, or sherrer, Now
Ia Kansas, Claims
But HER lllM RlSlBlC ROLEB II.
Tue Marriage sac Relies Upon foos
Fi4ss tu 1888 aad ths b~oder
BaEchsEass Not Jntii As4r
AsEer-A aaFd AltlEsB

JAcEsoS, Mich, Jan. Mrs. Sarah
DAVIS writes County Clerk Bateman
here from Oswego, kan, that the
woman nos under arrest a. old Mrs.
Bender WAS married al Parma during
the year ls.l es Aimra MARKS. The
Noes looked the matter up and hnds
that the marriage occurred December
-. s58, Justice Chsrle- MCOee tying the
ElUta o. Parma. Iue contracting parties
were Amra Marx. and ohauncey
>urrrer. >he VAS ~ and he 81 and the
certificate 0f marriage = ou record
here. This !, evidently al attempt 20
show that the woman now under AZ
rest not Mr. Bender, bat t ls q tAI-
ure. as the Bender butcheries We're
committed early ina tine -0's and Were
discovered in '73. 50 that the old
woman had plenty Of time to set mar
rigd i'm Jackson county "a '63 and 20
West 20 her career Ot crime.
Mr,. Marks of Sherrer, was assOclatea
Ja horse thieves while pa Concord
township, and her first husband she
had a dozen different ones died sud
denly, and Sherer only remained with
her Two weeks. sheriff Ray remembers
th woman well and says he thinks she
wa, tried IA Barry county Tor killing
Marks.
Telegram-herald., 1890-01-05
ASHAMED OF HIMSELF.
Batoman Tries TO Deny His Inhu-
man Conduct.
Hat the More it l. Investig gated the
Biack &c Appear Thomas, n Depu-
81 >hefiu Who served tho Writ,
say lie Ordered lGtui 60 DO It.

"Bateman CLAIMS that he was not
present when tie officers seized the
goods on tae writ. and that he was not
aware OF the circumstances surround
mg the family"
Tie Eaqis makes tins statement in
yesterday i,sue, anent the case OF the
mortgage shark Bateman, against his
victim, Blake. full account of which
was published IN the TELEGRAN-HERALD
of yesterday.
Eyer willing To- DO justice 10 all, the
TEEaRtN-IIEEND dispatched a re-
porter IN quest OF tic very necessary
vcrincat.Jn OK any-Or rather the state
mcut made by the Eoqle. Fortunately,
the reporter met Holmes, Blake attOr-
uey, ana vulged his mission. The at
toruey atonca pronounced heasserton
In unqualified tal~chooJ, and gave As
proof tine following facts.
II was slttng in my house." said he.
when word was brought me that
slINc'- tlruture WAS being taken away.
ut-t.l. -H t.c -.o- aud found one
Thomas. q deputy ,ArIii. I'M the act OF
Eng thc good, br virtue of writ OF
.ep.evn. l repre- uteL To him
.aat the poor woman and her
.tt.e one were very IlI, her
husband was away and that 1t would
ue cruelty % carry oT bed, bedding,
furniture and even tueir stove under
aay circumstance. hut more especially
when they were botu lll.'
'I also made tms proposition TO him: