The Lamar register., 1890-10-11
:, NEVER RETURN.
!. ..l..rlh Day. are e''' Bat .'' s's
Forgotten

y yaiisriL Days are s''' ''' " ~
x,, q time" said the editor.
~, s- .ud proprietor Of the Union
~ s.,oer and American Watch
...h.n my country subscribers
!. apples. potatoes. turnips.
II ,ouashes, eggs and lots OF
4, free gifts to tho editor.
Sc, aside the second col
J,bs third page for notices that
sni,h and so forth had laid on
~. 50 and SO. for which he
.,..se accept our thanks It
,hree years since even to-
=, brought into the office"
~, has brought about this
,:rT IT,. 49,.
- ,,sleuie on the good old Gus
.ul they have given II its death
And there's another thing.
!. ,,ar or five years ago some OF
.A.-rlbers were certain to put
tsOo 20 500 in the rag bag for
,..slrg and then sell the bag to
.8jer without remembering the
could always count on at
.,oi,ens Of this sor; every rsar.
a., arc gone forever now"
I'D do you blame tho dailies for
slsr
ia They poSed fun a, and heap
.l,-,ls on the farmer until he felt
=. to deposit his money In tho
pon't you remember those
"a lars when the vile used to
roo ia the parior stove for safe
~. Aad her husband used to
.sre without her knowledge?"
les
sen Il 1. fully four years since l
II la such a case, Ths daily
sz- are to blame for II There was
~ shoa could count on n s,aight
L. s uecS under tho head OF
S,-.bls Accident, Another Farmer
I.,,sa to DEATH The farmer had
uy. yol knoW. Of hitehing the lines
H. ,ss body waen he was break
! 5 ooli o. iy ing tho rope To his arm
Il. .e1d.ng n fractious horse to
ks- Hs doesn't do IL any more.
n Ssly papers have had 30 many
y, Aeaici 'Another idiot Gone to
eAslrd or 'Ano,bee Fool Farmer
81 Frca' tia, the practices s
~
.T.S know"
-A,i could Ia those good old
|ss regularly eoaa, oa shat was
bsn 4, the pl;chtork accident
b, ssSi 10 keep the item In type
/. ,;ABdiag galley aad simply
ts,- -anes and date. Yoa -s-
sEs-- hos ii used to rlas Farmer.
J IL soa o. hired man stacking hay
f,-ss ard thea slidinS down on the
n It uAs sometime. a hAys,aek
4 nze,iEsss a haymow. bat thoy
,gi managed 70 hit the fork when
n EA doun. The TAT take has soas
2 As others ane he dafiiss are TO
arsr
n s--sas sadr'
q 4 sA1- You know how we used
=iSs up tho editorial pagcP We'd
isAaer fron tho Sun. Chicago
ga CineiaaAh Enquirer or Buffalo
'Ti>r. sai lead her riyh, out. simply
Tss ~ a preface; That. able and
s-seaaae;sd Journal. tho - says.
X q drop the style three ysA-s ago
: sAi!ies segss ,s nick aad my sub
,ssss 'e t.t isuit May a time /
sess'e4 out four columns OF edl-
u Ia less than ten minute. And Il
'iss zy heart ache to realize tha, |
ssTer, no never. do so any more
: q The ,aides; changes. however,
- last"
VIA, Is iha,9r
'so'eiag u. to drop tho We which
: 80 loas the power behind the
we You can look back To when
/, called into Brown's grocery; when
took run into the coua,ry the
s. esyi vhea We dld thus and so
es oihes thing. and we're the
s''' mas Ia town. All gone now
Hfilh the Perqui,les and privileges.
y oHly last week. when chuckei
enee columns OF dead ads to all up
e fourth page, half a doIen sub
''sr' came in and complained OF
'@ reading m,itcrl It's change
great change. and / IN afraid some
$ Fiu die trying TO get used TO 1t. "