The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-14
BRIGHT BITS

AS THEY PAaTEo-"A lass" sighed he "Ah
men, wept she.--Aetc 10 K Herald.
HELLO, JIMMIE, How do you like living in 4
fiat?
Pretty we'll. mis- the banissers, though.
HaTDer'S Young People. .---..-.- -
An OLD OFFENDER, web knowna at the Tomb
and whose Experience mas been great declare,
that the best timing which a man can do when a
poiic .IItan is alter him is toolockshis door and
then ''Doats himself.--Aeis 9ort;g Ledger,
"wHAr's' the matter with you to-day, Tom
N.Y. YoaIs senlro es uneasy .,
II avn said he bad lntle boy. Yesterday
was pas and ma 5 wooden Welding. and all the
neighbors SEM EN- shineie leg ~ Neto York Sun
WHAT did son get Kossuth hat forg''
Won It Ga the election. ! wanted TO teach
the other fellow a lesson -
What had that TO do with thats''
We'll, l wanted it to be felt. Philadelphia
Times.
An Iowa WOMAN has named her twin daughter
Gasoline and Kerosene. ET. The old mans
name IS probably Pete Roleum.-B Com
niercidl Bulletin. The man who marries into
that family will strike oil.--Cdpe Ccd Item. We
nope the babies viii grow up parsfine girls
Boston Herd 4.
MYRTLz-F1or ance. is that Fred Dunley's
handwrtingf
Florence dear. I'm engaged TO him, you
know.
Myrtle-Yes. I know it. l was engaged to
him last summer.
FlOreace-The dear boyl l wonder who will
marry him eyentu2! y.-LoRdon Punch.
ANARoH1sT- What object to is the rule of
wealth-that the man who Gas more money than
lhave should be abls to control for q time the
actions of Others.
Mr.. wigsias-And yet If my wealth would
enable ne TO orjer Two beers"-teil me, Won
Ffermautn, wouldn't you control your feelings
sufficiently to take one Of them with me?M0R
SeQ'S Weekly.
A YOUNG son Of Richard H. Dana OF Cam
bridge was asked by one of his companions if
he didn't think tho story of Jonah and the
whale was fuLni. He piled that il couldn't
be funny, because Il was in the Bible Speaking
To his mother about it later, however, he toll /
her what he had said adding: but honestly
| 90 think 1t vas funny, don't youT-Cdm-
bridge Tribune.
THERE have been some sharp Thugs said
lately witt respect to plagiarism in the pulpit
IL is claimed when a preacher uses the words Of
another ne should always acknowledge it: but
the difficulty Is to know vi hen the quotation
ends One man who appropriated anOther's
sermon bsgan With: ~ cert ain man hath said ."
but MS hearers did not Or am that they we Q
indebted 10 Jnat certain man for the whole
sermon.-Ch .stiGn Inquirer.
DRUMaER lin a nearby hotel. to friend\-I
see you are ttluz to be quite dude, wearing
black croChetei tie.
The Other Drummer-But this is not a blnck
cTocheted tie.
Bets on the question are forthwith made, and
drummer 70. announces triumphantly that it
is 2 black SILK tie
First trumm er-That's what saba black
crow-shade tie 81 eat Darlington Netos.
As oSE of our citizens was returning TO his
home late on Saturday night he was accosted
by stranger, VINO asked him if ne had a
match. 5. was the answer, producing the
desired article The stranger felt In his pocket
moment and then said: Where did put
that clgArY / must have lost il. -
You don't mean by that that you want ME
to give you cigar, too, do your" asked the
citizen.
We'll, l don't mind if you do was the cool
answer, and he passed out the cigar Ne,c
Bedford Journal