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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-30
" TAKEN IN"

az used often to read the newspaper
aloud to my wife" said Bert Robinson,
"and once 7 was fairly taken in BY a
patent medicine advertisement. The
seductive paragraph began with a
modest account Of the sea serpent, but
ended by setting forth the virtues of
DR.. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery,
which. it was alleged, was a sure cure for
all Bronchial, Throat and Lung troubles
and would even cure Consumption, if
taken in time. The way was taken in
was this : L had lung disease, and l
bought q bottle of the remedy; l was
q stranger to it, and it took me in--aHd
cured me" Robnson's experience is
identical with that of thousands of
Others. So true is this, that after
witnessing, for many years, the marvel
Gus cures Of Bronchial, Throat and Lung
affections wrought by this wonderful
remedy, its manufacturers feel war
ranted in selling it as they are doing,
through druggists. under a positive
guarantee that, if taken in time
and given a fair trial, it will relieve or
cure in every case, or money paid for it
will be refunded. No other remedy
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for such maladies is sold under such try
ing conditions; 10 ordinary remedy
could sustain itself under such a plan
of sale.
For all chronic or lingering Coughs,
Weak Lungs, Splitting of Blood, Bron-
chitis, ShOrtness Of Breath, Asthma,
and kindred ailments, it is a most
potent remedy. While it cures these
diseases it also cleanses the blood, in
yigOrates the liver, improves digestion,
and builds up both flesh and strength.
Contains DO alcohol to inebriate, no
sugar or syrup to sour or lerment in the
stomach and interfere with digestion.
1t is Il concentrated, fluid, vegetable
extract. Dose small and pleasant to
taste. 1t stands alone in the field of
medicine, and is as peculiar in its Won
derlul curative effects as IN its compost
ton. Therefore, don't he fooled into
taking something recommended as
"iust as good" Bear in mind, it's the
only Liver, Blood and Lung Remedy
possessed of such trdnsCeadent curative
properties as to warrant its manu-
facturers i'll selling it under printed
certificate Of guarantee, which wraps
every bottle. WORLDS DIsPENSARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Proprietors,
663 Main Street, Buffalo, n. Y.
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NEW STYLES FOR MEN.
A TOUR THROUGH FIFTH AVENUE
TAILOR SHOPS.

The Complete Ge1tlenan's CUths for
Spring aad Summer - Fashions Tor
Business suits, Fun Dress and Sport
ing Costumes.
tC0ryrightl
New YORK. Mlrcl 2l--Wheths- tailorz
and fsshi0n=-s. or princes and blind chance
guide tie course of fashion, it Is a TACT
which ne ons possessed Of eyes AMI an aver
aqe taste can deny, that since the former
have assumed to ildueacs tie dI-ec.i3A.
there has bean a direct progress toward t2e
appropriate il drass year b. year. The
eminent lights OF he satr0-ial world ara &C.
compljshiny much to establish more COM
plet4ly the dominion OF science All art il
tie forms- realm Of caprice AMI clance. !
stroll along the avenue, AM talks with tls
swell tailars and with Eiitor John J.
Mitchell o. the SQrtori1l 1yt Journal re-
veal much tast i rar.
The leading charactsr!stics os tho poDu-
lar styles for co3ts viii be shoulders Of iIs-
dicm widoE, moderate lengths, low Cpal-
i:gs, sleeves # amole sizs, Iho1gh slspslF
CT tao inside, and the sof5-s. possible finish;
ror vests, = low opening and moderate
length, ard for trousers, meiium-slzsd legs
With a slight spri a. tho bottom
For OTerc9ats. TIE .ty-frO oTars2cks VIII
be tie fAr0rIts style, AID VIII be made
from wcr t5sis and ainos1 all varieties of
oveTcOeuugs- IAey VIII be Of ln5IlGM
leaCth, So t. 81 inches being the limits for q
ma OF average hight. The collar and
lepe,s viii b. Il b. n effect, ana tho r5li
five inches deep when closed. Inc breast
pocket will &c finished vi a we.t. but the
others wi5l in " OUT flap. The edges
VIII be douo.e-stitchs1 and ths fronts silk
faced u tle ID &c. while the sleeves
viii nave imitation cuffs or De finished vita
a vent. The flash vii be soft, s. that when
Thrown open tho fronts WI roll free 20 The
bottom, or ID q Y point desired For ord
larry wea the covert were vat. desi ruei for
riding and driving purposes, and "a gug III
length from tairt Y-four b thir. y-ive inChcs
for the average siZs. viii be much worn.
Though slira.ly tracing tie back. td.s
coat viii be quite loose, with tie sd.
seams left opea for ab IL fo1r inches
With the lapels ana collar lighter than
thosc Of tie oversack, the roll wheA
the fronts are closed is about four and q
half inches log from top OF collar, while
the pockets WI have ia or out flaps aud
slightly rounded corners, wllh the slceves
moderately loosa .ad flushed with three or
.aCr rows Of sti5cli & aroI1d the bottom.
-s'e al -es lgll usually be do1ble-sl cled
aad tne seams appsd and stitched TO match,
;2aGeG 3. W-l be- correct 70 have them
s;r1Fce:. tr' lOractae5 riding this over
'-ost -. Re S-e o4iy ~ 10 worn.
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CARPETS.

Ingram Carpets at 45c. and soc. yard, reduced
from 60c and Csc
Tapestry Brussels reduced from 75c. and Sc.
to CSC. and 75c.
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BOYS SUITS.

SEQ BOYS Knee Pant Suits, sizes to IA years,
at third less than former prices.
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WHITE GOODS.

A full line of India Linens, plain and striped
Nainsooks, just received Also plain and fig
ured French Dimity.
Hemstitched Lawns, 43 inches wide, at 40c.
and up to &c. yard.
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STANDARD FOR OVER HALFA CENTURY
PURELY VEGETABLE,
STRICTLY RELIABLE,
AND ABSOLUTELY SAFE

For Sale by all Druggists. Price % cts.
per box; B boxes for SO cts; or sent by
mail, postage free, on receipt Of price.
DR.. j. II. SchenclI & Son. Philadelphia, IA.
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4 Superb Stock.

WE have now open at specially low prices.
beautiful novelties in plain and fancy fine wove
colored Dress Fabrics in Gloras, Mohair, Beiges
PlaIds, Serges, Cashmeres, and Henriettas. and
in our Mourning Department. new b ack Dress
Materials in Cameis Hair, plain and bordered
Serges, Crepoline, Batiste, jacquard Weaves
ETC. Side band Ginghams, French Sateens, new
printed Ponges, in exclusive designs and colors
WE WOULD CALL SPECIAL ATTENTION
TO AN ENTIRELY NEW LINE OF FANCY
WASH SILKS, Tussar and Japanese Silks in
dress patterns only; no two patterns alike
Also handsome assortment of French Chales
in dress lengths.
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MattingS-

New line Idattings just received. Extraordi-
nary bargains will be offered during the week
on all classes OF winter goods. Cloaks. Shawls.
blankets, Comfortables, Flannels, Ladies and
Gentiemen's Heavy Underwear ETC. will be
absolutely sold regardless of cost. with view
OF making room for our spring purchases.
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- aH
PEAS.

LEATHER GOODS.
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|. DR.. SGnENCK'S
hSUL.M0nEG
SYRUP
Will Cure
COUGHS, COLDS,
And All Diseases of the
ROhT AND LUNGS.

It is pleasant to the taste,
and does not contain a particle
of opium or anything injuri-
Gus. tits the Best Cough Med
ieine in the World. For Sale
by all Druggists. Price Sl.CO
per bottle. Dr.. Schenck's Book
on Consumption and its Cure,
mailed free. Address
d .5.H.Schanck & son. rti,a
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DR.. SGHEMCK'S
I OHIO
Is a Positive Cure for
DYSPEPSIA

And all Disorders of the hi.
gestive Organs. Its likewise
a Corroborative or Strength
ening Medicine, and may be
taken with benefit in all cases
of Debility. For Sale by all
Druggists. Price, Sl.0O per bot.
tie. DR.. Schenck Q New Book
on Lungs, Liver and Stomach
mailed free. Address,
Or. !.h.Schenck G. Son, Phila
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
The Line Kiln Club.

"In walkin' softly lt nG de path of life dar am sartin Gngs it would be wtu to remeni- ber," said Brother Gardner as the meeting opened.
 ''Doan' judge of O mans beauty by his whisllerS. He may grow em to conceal piIn- pies an scars.
 'One reason why our chill'en git licked so often is because their parents happen to be de biggest.
 ''It is unly fool who goes around lookin' fur a model man. A man widout faults would be too soft to stand dis climate
 "While consistency should be respected in a gineral way, doan' hesitate to sqIirn out O any sort If a loophole when argyin' wid lawyer.
 About de time a man begins to assert dat dis world owes him libin' ar about de date when he sho 'ld git his fust sentence to state ,rison.
 When yon ha'r z 1uss 1 1argfyinG dat d3r On no sch thing as IucI.ur' punishment yoa nas lighted upon an ole sinner who ar tryin' to lie to hisself
 'You compliment some men altogether too highly to call 'em hog. I hev noticed dat no hog gets drunk except by accident
 "While I admit dat George Washington was great an good man, would not, if I was runnln' a co'ner grocery, trust any odder American on dat account.
 ''De man who am allus ready to fight fur bis convictions will fight on de wrong side at least half de time.
 ''An eGotistical pusson is simply rehecll- shun in natures looking glass.
 Dignity ar de fence which saTtin people build up to keep de world from gittin cl'ls huff to find out how bad de- really am-"- Detroit Free Press
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
IMPORTANT.
Summons.
Apartado 43.

In the District Cou t, First Ju icial Di,tic of the Te ri'ory ui Ar:zona in and Ter tn, county f o:h se
 hn $. M,Leod, pl.inIiff, vs. Belle Mcleod drfendant.
 Ac :on br Jught in the Di t-ct Cont rf th Fn-t u iicl D!strct of the Iert " oi ,rl- zona, in and Ter the county of Cochisr. and comp aint fled in Il e S4Iu GU lnty uf C, chs m h. ttlce oi Ih~ C rk or said Iii trict ( Tre Trrrt,ry of Arizona Sends greeting |, B,li McLe Id. d-fend mt
 You r ntr~by required to appeIr in an lc- ton brought aga ns you b | t Ibo 6 nam p.int if .n the District Cou ot the lIr,t uli- ll Istd,t or lh I r.tury AriLUnt n .n cOmpl 'i"t hl- d th' rein Hithn tn days u sIve ot le day uf civIc'l after the ser,i -e ut y,u of this sunmon, Ii Sc ved wi hIn t. ,uuut', or II serve out of this cpun V, but II. this dl, net, within iwrntv days, oth rVi @ ,f Tn lrry d 'ysl, orJ idgnent by delaut Will b, ta- en agdI lst Y,u ccUrdI1g to the prayer 0 said comp ai"t.
 l id acton is Hraught to ob'ain a deere oi divo ce ah'i dI,s )iu from ue bonds . Ut inony now TX sting between th= pl un, fl and th- defend nt.
 .@o. Gv under m, hand a d ihe s al
 O. the Dis riot Count oi tl- Elr-t lu- SEAL. Il i Il DIs.rIct ot the Tern ory of Ar.-
 % a, in md for th: co Int, f , o "0-@ cnl c. this ,oth ay of M ,rch, n the y'ar our Lord one tnousand erght hundred and rinety. A. II. EMANUEL,
 3-l5 C"rk
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
THE LlMs KILN CLUB.

''Will Moses Jumbo Comehatk please sueT l;iis way!' asked the president As tue rle..' ing opened
 Brother Comeback, who has been a veI1 qliet but deeply interested ru.mbcr of tlr c 1b for the past few years, advanced to tn desk, and Brother Gardner confinued:
 "Moscs, Earn dat you am cn de pint reIovin' to Illinoy."
 'Yes, sah."
 "You will tale your certificate louC wit you, an yoil will keep your membership wiC 1s jist the Fame; an any time you kin rais money huff to take freight train an cui T, an sec US you will ind hostile walcone.'
 "Ycs, sah-I2e much obleeged, sah," re vlicd lIoSc3, as he wiped tear from his eye
 An HOW l want to say a few furder word. to you" rCcumcd the president, after a soleiar pauce. ''You am gwine to cut loose an s,ii in dc company of strangers, an dar' am C few things you would do well to remember.
 "Rcmemher, dat lawyer will wor.l harder to c'lar murderer dan he will to convict thief
 'Remembcr, dat naybur who offers yoi de loan of his hoe am Gshin' round 10 securG 1e loan of your wheelbarrer.
 'Remembcr, dat you can't judge of q. nome happiness ct man an WlIe by seelr 'em at a Sunday skule picnic.
 Remember, dat while de aiverege r1ui will return de k'rect change in Q bushes transackshun, hell water his milk an -at' 'fans wid his coffee.
 Remember, dat all de negatives pt dr hcst photographs am retouched, an do w1Iukls. tn' freckle3 worl d out
 Remember, C.!t society am nit.i.s I;s of good cotEes, m -lgry stomacEs, deception lealJaches and n.:Aed grammar.
 'Remember, dai people will nehcr stop tH Iueshun de truf of my rumor or any scand.l aisectin' your chara ter, but it takes years c satisfy 'em dat youl rreat grandfather waslit pirate an your CreHt Grandmudder de lne'l- in gal in a fifteen cent ballet. You can nuw 'ot down an close y,r eyes an reflect an iiScSt, an do rest of Us will prrceed to carry out de usual programme of de .neetIn'."
 "In diGparsin' to your varus homc5," said the president as the triangle sounded it's notes uf warning, ''rene2lber dat civility an de grease which keeps de wheels of society from s.icilin fast to the axletrces. Ar obleGin' dis position may keep your wlahtub an flatirons foatiI' Groun' de nayborhoO1 ;leben months In de y'aI. but de sane reason will bring in chicken broth an kind we rCls in case you have ruo of bilious fever. Somebody wake up Elder Toots an let us E eerfully down stairs. ."-Deiroit Free Press
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
Unpreiudiced Gen H ,uston.

When Gen. Sam Houston IS governor of Texas he was very active an 1 persistent in causing the prosecution ol Q defaultin2 oiIicer-so much SO indeed th tt the fricnd' ot the accused raised the 3Ty of persecut,au. The governor, speaking uf lis to coml,"ny of gentlemen, hooted the ide.l that he JUS prejudiceG against the defar ter, decla. '-l that he had no other motive than the ,r- forccment of the laws, and said that e-l should probably have the opportunity p.' convincing tho public that he had no feelih- of personal animosity against tho man. ''Ths evidence against him will be so overwhelming that any grand jury will find a true bill ot ildint.nn,f ,,---iI, tho geueris. and no Leu, jury in the world can Tail Eo convict the criminal on such evidence. Then, when found guilty and sentenced, he will change lis tune and he and his sympathizing friends for hirr Will appeal to me for executive clemency Then will be my time to show that have no prejudice. I shall pardon hirl, for I will never allow such an unmitigated scCundrel to contaminate the penitentiary of Texas."- Harpers Magazine
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
His Daughter, Too. We'll Married.

A German banker. travelling by rail in first class carriage toward Vienna. had os a fellow traveller at one of the intermediate stations an old gentleman, who entered into conversation and proved very pleasant. The banker got out before his companion, and before he did so asked the latter how far he was going. The gentleman replied to Vienna.
 "I have a daughter very well married there." said the banker. T should like to give you note of introduction to her"
 II have also . daugater very vel married thcre," said the other.
 ''WoulI it be too great liberty to ask t,le uames' said the banker.
 'My daughter" the gentleman answered lis marricl to tIo emperor of Aus.r.a."
 It was the old king of Bavaria.-Couri Journal.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
D2OpOSAL> FOX ARMY rRAN~P k


 D2OPOSAL> FOX ARMY rRAN>P k 1 tIuol.-. le ,dq IlrD,r, -eJarta ent'f Al iL Jna, . hc- hI Q [. rma,I [, l. Angel->, c.. M uCh 7 l'9 - al pro o,,IiS wll i' -.---s--.I-4Il.s-. s-..ltl,--r,-..I.1--.4 k a-.-.-- I'll y K b N, Ap. Y ,t9o tnG O. nea nl- m Il.e,y un.r ltcr Il he r t ~t thd I,rs ,r rrdm,p rtatr D, b, w,gJn, of mint r sup pl t, du i Z the n Cal yer nd s He 50. I3) on ut -> m the D-p ,rtruent Uf Arz h.. ds I,,loNs KCUTr I.-F om tnN 5 at n the A Ia II; d d P ,cfc, 1T Prescott and Ar .ona ent al R llr an To | Ne de. A. |. ROUTE No. Prom Pnr, ix. A r 10 Fort McD p,tll A [. K" TIE N From Mie
 station, \. r., 10 Fort B vie, [. kC UTE No. 4-rIom howe ath.n. or Will OK. \.
 r to Fort Tho nrs aud San = rlJ~, A. | |, an from 1T II h mas To "a Carlos. A l
 Gra |, A. l. ROUTE N0. F om H.ib o k, r., 10 Fort 4pach A. I. "UUTE o7 - m IU ION. A. T. to Fort | ow, Il. A T.
 ROUTE No. S. From Huac uca NIAtn' n. A.
 L., |, tor Hulchu Il, A. T. QUITE No. g =
 From any Id ion on |. & F. K. k. to Foit stanton N. NJ. ROUTE No. Io- From Natrous, N M.. to FUI | mon N NJ. k"UTt \o It-F ,m Nln ate St I n, N. M. to Fort W,n.aIe N M ROUTE No. I2 Prom >Ilv r 'iy N M. to Fort Bay4rd, N M. ROUTE No. I3.-trDm Railroad Stat on at tnr, Fe, N. 10 Fo5t Marcy, N. Nj. >Iec- meat onS general instr ctIIns 10 hld'Iers and blank forms O. pr p osal wi he iurni i-hed on aP- D icat,n 10 this fiji e, or 10 the Assistant Quar-
 trma,t-r at luc-Un A. r.. Slnra Fe, N M.
 A ;. Kl iBALL, . .altermaster U. ,. A., l Lhiei Q Jar ermdsIer.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
Understood His Business.

Omaha Travelling Man tin Chicago)-I un. ierstand a good many Chicago families em- ploy S5,00) Q year cooks.
 uvttl Clerls-Ycs, that's so.
 Gan you tell me how l can get the ad- dresses of such families?''
 ''jfo to the Highhy Caterers emporium Dc you wish to engage a cookF'
 'Oh, no; am agent for Kllercures dyS In,sia medicineT-Omaha Wo,'lI.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
CbUNrY OFFICERS

SupcrvIsuro-D. .. CuFFMAN, Cn Lrnan, anu OHN MON rGO IrRY anu 1. l. WHrrk, Mem CTS.
 SIert-l. 1. SLAU iIrsR. Under , IcrI-c. 4 ,hArrUCK.
 I,Irer-lA,. r. IC .LLIsrER. Recorder r. 6R AOLrY. D,sIrlcl .Atto.u w. Il 'rILWELL. ProOItc JuI sc-E-. K. IJNh. CIerA U st,Ict CO O4ru--A Il EMANUEL Suveyor-h. J. Il jwk. ASscssOT-N. 4. LILLIAN.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
DRoPosAr S FOR BEL AND MUrro,

DROPOSAl s FOR BEEF AND MUTTON
 II -hraIqulTte $ Departnent o1 Anzona,
 Ojfce Chnf L, mn sar\ of SUbs st r,Ct. Los
 Angelrs. al, March I6 I8eo. 5. aled pro 'o-
 Slis m lca'e su ject to the usual on Ii'ions,
 will recriv d at Ihrs ufic ard at t ,f1crs O. tha ct ns COmmiss stres ot Su $ sten ce al
 the 10 lowing na ned posts untl I2 o'clock,
 no n, on Monday, Alp j 2I Iooo and tn, open in the pres-nce ddeis Tor fur iot-
 ing and deliver ng such q lanlt es oi Fresh BeeI nj Mu ton, on ie block. as m " from tune 10 time b rec uired at >an nr g B lT cks, al Forts Alp rche, Bowie. G ant Hudcnuc,, Low Il, McDowell. MoIve. 1homaS and Veror; San Carcs and Mh'pplr B tracks, 4 zona;
 and at Forts Rayard. M rcv, ~eidc1, Sttn'on, tini 3n and Wn;;ate. New Mt xico fr m Illv T.
 1890, 10 lune 30. 1891. Contracts made gnd-r thIs adv rtISenent s1all not be ,onsIGue To In-
 vove the Unit Strt-s il any obligation tor p |, ment Tn Xcess of approprr iii n 2 anted b, Congress for the :'urpo-e. Pr, ference will b. gwen to articles of domestic oduct O.. be G 1ve nmrnt res erves t right 10 T. jet any an al Iropo ,alS. Full inform 4 on will be tur-
 nIsh -d apple ti,n to eth of the above named offices. Enve ope> coit ming propo as
 should b. marked Proposal, for Fre,h Beef
 and Mutton" or for Fresh Beet only" las the case may bel at and ad iressed 10 th-
 A C S., of the p1st tid for or 10 the under
 sign=d d. w. A. ELDEkKIN, Nj jo- and C. s, Il. $. Army Ch et C. S, Department of Aizsna. Les Angeles. Cal.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
A woman Named sherU,p.

Shortly after tho war closed the negrocs began to call each other "iady" and gentle man," but in speaking of tue whites theT generally called them that ''nian" and thai ''woman." An instance occurred a few years ago in which Gen. ". T. Sherman played Q part. The general was sitting in frcI5 of his house one pleasant evening with some friends, smoking and t&lking, when fellow as black as the ace of spo1es sidled up, and addressing the general said: "Is de lady here named Johnson" 'No," said tLe general Well, said the darky, Il think there must be lady of that naino living here, because she is my wife. and she is work
 
 i,,oro, C.i+in
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
Sl,reu1 SwinIlPrs

First Confidence Man-You see:a to have Eruc,l a streak Of bad luck, Bill.
 Second Confidence Man-Ehy Go T.
 "Yo='ve got on such mse-a6.y cteaP, shelf worn suit of clothes. Don't believe it cost over $7, dld itl'
 "No, but these clothes wasn't bought for economy; these clothes mean business"
 "Businessp
 "Yes. I'm tryin' to pass myself Of for rich Philadelphian- "-Omaha World
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26

DKOPOS Is FOR MILITARY $ L. | pie d road stttuns.-teaCQ II b, . p lrIm Ut Of Ariz .'-r.. Ot ;e uI thr Chr-r . ,i-
 t master, Lo Angeles. CaliTurni4. AprI
 r39n.-S aled pr pyus4s in du hcIte, W
 T, C VI al tnls office u.tI IT O' C o,k a. m. or THU KS .AY, May 6, 1890 and De-, mn,e- diaiet' her alter n the pre C. Cf Dldder 10
 rh fl rniShns OI fuel, forage 4ud water at Roau Stll ns l. the DepaI tm-nt of ArILooa 10 pas lng pu lie team, or tIchmeatS of tr opS dur
 nI E n ledl co niIIrnCing July I, loOo, and enI ng u ,e 30. '89r. Bl4rk ms 'or pr, pu- d cohlainl"g Dart culars cf tie supplies re quired and Inst uc ions 10 idders, wili be iur- n'sled ap hca ion tc this or C., or 70 the Q rte m sters at ,rcs nacl le, BoAle, Grant Hutcn.c Lowell. McDowell, Mvitv-, Thomas and We de, and San Carlos. Whippl= Bar ack, ana Iu,son, r.. and Forts Biyard, Selde , stanton, Un On md Wiieatr, and Santa Fe
 \. M. ] he Cove nment reserves he right 10 reject any CT a bids. A. 5. KIMBALt, |, Q1arseSmaster U. $. A. Chiet QaattsEmastsr.
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
History a Ia 1gnatius Donel1y.

Will Shakespeare-Please, sir, the manager h'of the Globe theatre wants his new play.
 Lord Baco1-How soon!
 "H'at once, sir, for tonight"
 'To-night? Great St. Geol gel how does he expect me to finish my Orgunum, write my public speech, get ready for that trial and write him play all in one day!"
 "II'I don't know, ST. but he wants the title right away so ke can put it on the bills j. "Well, I'll do it. Lat-me--see. Tell him the title will be Hamlet. .'"-Omaha World
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
ington Critic.
On n Dairy Inrrn.

Man of Al Work-Old Brindle died last night.
 Proprietor-That's a pity. How much milk did she give?,
 Man-About gallon.
 Proprietor-Ho many cows have you got nowl
 Man-Te1. Had better buy anotter ones Proprietor-Of course not. Just pat an- other sucker in tue Washington Critic
Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26

DROPO>ALS F1R FUEL, FORAGE &
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Tombstone epitaph., 1890-04-26
Where There's q Will There's n Why.

Tramp date nt night)-Could you give me shelter for the niShts
 ''Yes, suppose so. You can sleep on that cot there"
 "Well. could you let me have bite to eat before retire?"
 "Why, it would injure your health to eat before sleeping"
 ''Then I'll s,5 up for 0 while. ."-Nebraska State Journal