Wichita eagle., 1890-03-13
suNFLowER sHADowINGs.
Seeds. sips. sooas. Sprouts. Shoots and siiss'

The .jeweIl county uiStfAS1 Sou -e.o oos
one criminal case on its docket for the
March term.
The average farm hand in Kansas re
ceives one hundred and fifty bushels OF
corn per month salary.
Webb Wilder can assure himself of one
thing. that he is the best known insurance
commissioner in these | nIted states.
The annual conference of the Southern
NJ +. church for the southern district or
Kansas convened in Empora yesterday
The Muscotah Record is after Judge
Beans scalp, and evidently wants to rip
him up the side. But maybe the Judge Is
not string bean.
D. r. Anthony wishes to run for the
mayorship of Leavenworth. 1t can not De
that Daniel has given up his designs on
the governorship of Kansas.
Among several descriptions one pro-
nounces Annie Besaut as very pretty.
This will cause the Kansas men to bull
and the women to bear Annle's welcome
The Lawrence Journal says: The
wild hilarlty and excruciatlngty Keen
pleasure Of doing an insane asylum IS a
sort of destination peculiar TO Kansas edl-
tors
A Fort Scott girl fell from an apple tree
Yesterday and disiocated her arm. How
baDpv we all should be now ii mother
Eve should have had the sang froid of
that girl.
In a speech at Olathe Saturday night
John p. St. John declared himself an az
soute free trader. Ii ST. John was to come
out and declare himself the devil, nooou5
would be surprised.
If the proposed chancellor is elected
new name will be added to the Kansas
category of cognomens-Cholly ThWlng;
Wonder how Professor Canf1eld VIII ieVI
TO be beaten by Thwing:
Bill Higgins. who is something OF an
agriculturist, thinks corn VIII be worth
% cents before the first of July. Many
more thinks" from William and he Will
be forced to join the alliance.
We have had frosts and frosts but have
not heard a word from AIilt Reynolds
about the condition of the peach buds, say
a number OF Kansas exchanges. The fact
is that Milton has another particular
peach that at present'Is occupying ms en-
tire attention-the secretaryshlp oil the
Oklahoma territory.
Governor Humphrey and State Auditor
Mccarthy will visit Atchison this week
for the purpose of presenting 70 Mrs. John
~ Martin the resolutions adopted by the
state officers and judiciary in memory of
her late husband. The work was done
with IA pen by a Topeka penman, and A
handsome frame surrounds 1t.
The man in Morris comfy who made
So 600 off his onion crop last year THINKS lt
is better to raise onious than TO be state
printer. This fellow is sound, but he must
remember that there are lots OF Fellows
who could be state printer, but for the
life of them couldn't raise onions. link
of Jacob Stotler raising onions.
The Atchison Globe, which is full of
odd and forcible conceits. tells this: There
is an old maid in Atchison whose only
pleasure is stolen one, and one that she
would be ashamed to own. She locks her
self up in her room every night and plays
with her dolls. She has large family OF
them, gives tea parties TO them, and has Il
pathetic pleasure with them that notning
else on Garth could give her.
James William Gleed in the Forum;
The broker of the community becomes
the capitalist of the community. The
western mortgage brokers have been no
exception to the rule. One OF them IN
Kansas has made nearly ten million dol
lars since 1870. The business developed
rapidly As increased capital has become
necessary individual brokers have given
way to corporations. There are probably
POO such corporations now operating IN
Nebraska and Kansas alone.
1t is stated that the largest amount of
in the Kansas Missouri district has been
placed in the sub-treasnry at st. Louis to
the credit of Pension Agent Kelley, OF To-
peka, to meet the payment of checks he
will draw for March. The sum OF 81 ,663,-
800 so has been Jut at his disposal. The
sub-treasUry will have mountain of work
in paving this out, as the checks run from
S24 TO SO only, being the pensions for the
first quarter of 1890. The sum for quar-
terly payments has frequently amounted
to 81 ,000, 600, but never before reached this
high figure.
Frank Carpenter: Senator ingalls,
shaves his face twice before he comes to
the senate to make great speech. he has
his hair carefully combed, takes Turkish
bath, and looks us he rises To speak. as
though he had popped out OF Il band box.
His. Prince Albert coat is buttoned tight
around his Interrogation point of frame,
his red necktie is of the freshest and he
has a half inch of red silk handkerchief
sticking out of the left breast pocket OF his
coat 4 pair of gold spectacles, attached
to a long gold chain, are seated across his
aristocratic eose. and these spectacles are
made in Il curious shape. Out OF the
lower halves of each glass half moon has
been cut, and different quality OF glass
inserted therein. The top OF the glasses
are for farsightedness, and were especially
made for Ingalls, to get glance DIT the
Democrats and the galleries, and the half
moons are for nearsightedness III order TO
enable him to read his manuscript notes.
Ingalls, has the reputation for being good
impromptu speaker. Ideas drop from his
tongue faster than the pearls and dla-
monds from the mouth Of the good little
girl III the fairy tale, and he has gotten
the credit of being made up OF pure and
unauthorized brain. This is in a measure
true and in a measure not. He has II
wonderful vitality of intellect and be
Is "A wonderful saver OF the intellectual
pennies. He Is Ia constant state OF prep
aration for speeches, and everything ne
reads, hears or thinks ia LAID away IN one
of the thousand pigeon holes of that little
head ut such an angle that it Will slide
out and down upon his tongue at sec
ond's notice He has wonderful faculty
of memory in that whenever be writes cut
a sentence or a fact the pea that prints
the words upon the paper makes au IndelI-
bic impression on his brain. tie never Tor
gets such sentences. and when he sees =
good thing he puts it down. lie IS 4 Der-
vOus man upon the floor, and lie worries
considerably over his speeches.
am told that be did not sleep at al the
night before his last great speech. ana
though he pretends to have the skin OF "A
hog, be is as tender a "A 2-year-oid child.
He is man of wonderful ability and OF
the most high strung and sensitive tenn
permanent. lie has the greatest power Of
IuvecIive ever possessed by United states
senator, and his culture Is sy extensive
that he is able 10 say q cutting thing Ia
thousand different ways, aud to make
each one more bitter than the last. be
reminds me much OF John Randolph. OF
Roanoke. and ms head Is shaped like that
OF the great Firglnian.
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