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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

BLEEKs-G Goodbye, old man, I'n
gong To New York. Got just enough
money To take Inc there.
Kleeks-BI 1t how are you going 10
get backl
Bleeks-Nothing easier. I'll Just
walk into a police stat ion and announce
myself as TascOtt. Sc, I?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
PIen-c non.t Enrrrr liz

That nr. II. James Cannahf- Indf,, fs rra-
I"r"d IA Calcutta, India, from the pure-t and
%.>i Na'iN" Hemp. and i. The only remrd =
'l'h'f lh mat country or this that Will po-i-
INC ami f"rmaEouiIy cure G4uS.atfn,i.
80" ~ I = 4 uItIr. A't-ui ',ftIT IN ana N,rryiis
- - "h 'I bf"'h up = IRISH cold IN TWEEN
lN-t"ur hours $50 "A bottle. three bottles for
SOL Grhdd"ck = Co., ProuIietors IGI2 Race
street, Philadelphia.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

4 ne,s method OF Obtaining stained
glass is done by a process Of printing.
The design is embossed Oh an IRON
plate, on which = lump Of hot glass is
rolled until it takes the form of the
plate on which the pattern Is cast. The
sunken lines are then llled with enamel
and the whole plate is fired. This pro-
cess obviously does away with the use
of leads, is rapid III its execution, and
has the additional advantage that the
design may be repeated as often as it
may be required.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Dropsy. Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, Sc- Cure guaranteed. S3I
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 a bottle. 6
for 50, or druggist. 1000 certificates of
cures. Try 1t.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

HIS NOSE FOR NEWS. New Re
porter Crushing in from the astrOno-
mical ol servatory)-Now l have a
''sc6op,'
City Editor-What is It?
Reporter There will be a total
ECLIPSE OF the sun visible in this country
May y, the year 1900.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

The record OF cures accomplished by Hoods
SarsaParilla can never be completely written.
] lie peculiar curative powers OF Hoods Sarsa-
I1rllla are successful when everything else has
f>.ed- If your blood is impure, your digestion
out oi ol der, try Moods SaTsaparilla
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

CAULIFLOwER IN BATTER.--Take
the cold head OF caulifiOwer that has
been well cooked, but Ia not fiabby or
overlooked. Trim the caulifower into
small heads about the size of the top
Of a wiue-glass, lay them in pie dish,
anu sprinkle with a little pepper and
salt Make a very light baking batter.
When 10 Is well beaten up pour over the
cauud0wer and bake in brisk oven
This - u very delicate dish, but Is not
preferred.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

IN the course of some excavations
lately made at Ludwig's Hafen, on the
Rhine, the tibia and two teeth Of a
mammoth and the Jaw of stag were
found.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

RICE WITH CuEESE.-Boil half a
pound of rice; drain and shake dry; put
"A layer Of this in a puddlng-dish season
with salt and pepper, and dot with bits
of butter. Crate a quarter of a pound
of cheese, and sprinkle each Layer of
rice with the cheese. Let the last lay er
be of rice, Whip one egg with a gill
OF milk, pnd pour over all; sprinkle
with crumbs, dot with butter and
brown in the oven
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

How CAN TRUTH LIE? Truth may
lie at the b"ttom of "A well, but il doesn't
trouble the average fisherman, He
never goes there 10 fish.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

DR. NASsES, the Arctic explorer. has
received 10000 crowns from his Gov
ernment for his expedition to the North
Pole which will start in February 1927
reschi ing BehrinS Straits in July.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

A funny thing IS That secretary can
hunt for wetk to discover the record
of an action taken by his society, and
vet find it In a minute.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
Rupture cureguur,u,eea,,

Or. j. B. Mayer, Sd Arch ST., I'hil'I,
Pa Ease at once, no operation or de-
lay from business, attestel by thou
sands OF cures alter others fail, advice
hce, send Cor circular
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

PUBLIC SfIRITED-Dryas ito hi.
clerk III understanI, Sorber, that yor
are in the habit Of taking glass a
beer every day with your luncheon.
Sorber-"Yes, sir; the supply OF
water is very short just now, sir, and
every little helps"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
Frazer ANIs Grease

The Frazer Axle Grease lasts fur times
a. long As any other. Use II, and save
your horses and wagons, a trial will
prove that we are right.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

RASPBERRY BUNs.-Mix six ounces
each OF ground rice and Hour, rub in a
quarter ~ = pound of lard, the same of
white sugar, and a teaspOonrul of bak-
Iug powder. Make INTO stiff paste
with the yelk Of an egg and little
milk. Divide INTO small balls; hollow
each, and insert a little raspberry jam
close up neatly and dip into beaten
white of the egg; fatten a little and
bake on a tin in sharp oven. They
viii crack during the baking and show
the jam through.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Grapes are readily relieved by spirits
of turpentine put in the trachea on he
tip or "A feather. One or two drops will
d.S.:Oy tie worms.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

SERVING BANANAs.-A favorite
way OF serving bananas in New Orleans
Is to cut them lengthwise in two pieces,
dust them with pSwdereti sugar, a little
lemon Juice and bits OF butter, and To
bake them In the oven for tw enty-five
minutes. They should be basted with
the butter once OF twice while baking,
and serve hot in the dish in which they
are cooked.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

EpidemicS, such as Influenza, are said
to arise when the supply of ozone to
the air is Insufficient. To counteract
this DIR. Forster, of Berlin, has recently
advocated the artificial supply of ozone
TO the air Of towns and thickly popu-
lated districts.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
%sS1aeES

Il ne,1 disinftclanT has made its APP
pearance. II is combination of cam
phor with sulphurOus acid, containing
over SIXTY times its volume of sulphur
Gus acid gas, which, upon its exposure
in a warm room IS gradually evolved.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

CoRREcT-Teacher - Bobby, what
does lazy mean?
Booby-LaZy means always to want
your Ii tie SISTER TO get it for you.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

AN ACT OF CHARITY JOHNNY
Can't have another penny?
Mother - You eXtrayagant boy!
What did you do with the one gave
you?
JOHNNY gave it to poor old woman
with only one eye.
Mother-That was Il good boy. Here,
you can have another penny.
Johnny next day)-Gan | have
penny to give TO that poor old woman
to-day?
Mother-Yes, you can have one.
What do you want to give it 10 her
for?
Johnny-For stick OF candy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

y bundle of spider webs, not larger
than buckshot and weighing less than
dram, would, if Strengthened out and
untangled, reach a distance of $50
miles.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

GRAHAM CRACKERs.-One quart OF
graham -four, one tablespoonful of sug-
ar, one-half teaspoouful OF sail, one tea
spoonful Of baking powder, two table
spoOnfuls Of butter, milk To make a
stif dough knead five minutes. Roll
thin and bake ten minutes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

OYSTER SALAD.-Bring to a boil a
dozen and a half of oysters in their
own liquor, To which two tablespoon
fuIS of good strong vinegar have been
added. with white and red pepper and
salt for seasoning; drain, and cut the
oysters In dice So a. not TO injure their
appearance Wash head OF celery and
cut the edible parts in dice; mix with
the oysters, and keep in a very cold
place until ready To serve, when cover
with a mayonnalse OF salad dress
ing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Scientific persons have found that
the reason why dog turns around
three or four times before lying down
is that his ancestors came from a
sandy region and were accustomed to
turn themselves around in order to
make Q comfortable bed In the sand.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

JUBlic opinion, who knows every
thing. has discovered that the hottest
pace OH the earth is that part OF Persia
that borders on the Persian gulf. The
} uly and August, whsp teI forty con-
secutive days the thermometer Iegistsrs
not less than 100 degrees night or day.
At Bahrin. a place in this section, wells
are sunk from 100 to SO 'tsst before
water is reached. In spite Of al this,
peop'e live there. The water supply is
drawn from submarine springs IN the
gulf. From these water is 9ottep by
divers who. after plunsihg down
through the brine, fill goatskin bottles
at the fountains Of kesh water.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Plant flowers. shrubs and vines about
the house to add To its attractiyeness,
and otherwise improve and ornament
yOur surroulinp5
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
Plant prime seed corn only.

FlIS: All Fits stopped Tree gy Or. Kline's Gr A.
Nerve kestorer. No Fits after nrsr DAYS use Mar
Eeous eurez Ileilse and 81 90 trial bottle free
u cases Send 10 Dr. Kline. .y3I Arcn 81 PnIa IA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

AT THE SrAIION-"Dearest Laura,
don't cry sol II everything else van
ishes, We shall yet have left to US MEN,
oryl''
''Ah. dearest Emma, then perhaps
you will remember that lent you ave
dollars two TearS agol"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Give the fowls meat food of some
kind and less z. ain and yeu will get
more eggs in cold weather
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

When you stop for dinner. do not be
too lazy to take the harness off your
horse and wipe the sweat from their
shoulders aud backs. 1t Will refresh
Them
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

THAT WAS ALL.-"WLcreh have you
been, earest?''
I've just been shopping
Where a-e your bundles?''
"Why. didn't | say had been simply
shopping.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

In shipping young poultry see that
they are well watered and fed before
cooping, and do not crowd too many
into the Goods
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
Gamma Kidney Cura

No one material can lie considered as
a complete food in itself.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

The secrets of large yields always and
everywhere are rich soil, good seed and
Thorough tillage.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Hardy shrubs and flowers should lie
selected with view OF having a supply
of flowers from spring until autumn. As
some flowers bloom early and others
late, selections OF varieties best SUITED
TO the soil and for each month Will as
sist IN ornamenting the garden until
frost appears.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Judge-Get out of this Court. Won
pair of lunatics; what difference can 1t
make to you whether the moon is in-
habitei or not?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
Ths Canning Seasen.

Canning Is an Improvement upon the
old-fashioned method of preserving
pound for pound IN sugar. 1t retains
more of the fresh and natural flavor, is
far less trouble TO prepare and more
economical. All fruits may be canned
with or without sugar, as the sugar
takes NO part whatever In the preserva-
tion. For havoring ice-creams and
water-ices it is desirable TO can the
fruits without sugar. Choose only per
fectly sound and fresh fruits on the
very verge of decay; even at very re-
duced rates, as they quickly ferment
after canning, and you not only lose
fruit, sugar and labor, but very often the
Jars well.
All large fruits, after raring, should
be Immediately thrown into cold water
to prevent discoloration, then boiled In
clear water until tender, then again in
the syrup.
Small fruits retain their shape more
perfectly if sugared one or two hours
before cooking, A quarter teaspoonful
of alum added to each ponnd of sugar
hardens the fruit and gives it bril-
liancy.
Large mouthed glass jars, with porce-
lain-lined or glass tops only, should he
used. They should be thoroughly
heated before filing. filed quickly
through a wide-mouthed funnel to
overfiowing. A silver spoon handle
should be passed around the inside of
the jar, to break any air bubbles that
may be there, and the tops screwed on
without delay. Stand the jars while
filling on a folded towel to prevent
breakage, After scaling, stand the jars
in a warm part of the kitchen over
night. In the morning the covers
should again be frightened, as the glass
will contract after cooling, and put
them away in cool, not cold, dry, dark
closets. In week examine each jar
carefully, without shaking or disturbing
pore than necessary. If You find the
lids slightly indented, the contents free
from AIR bubbles. and the liquid settled
You may rest assured they VIII keep. If
you find the opposite, open the jars i'm
mediately TO prevent bursting. This
fruit may be re-cook ed and used at once,
but is never satisfactory If again
canned. Use only the best granulatsd
sugnr. Fruit canned with sugar of an
inferior quality is never clear, and is
also more liable To ferment.
The surplus Juice that eXudes from
small fruits, such as Strawberries. Iasp-
berries and plumbs, may be strained
and boiled for Jelly.
A porcelain-lined kettle, rather broad
than deep, is best. Copper or brass
must be thoroughly cleansed with salt
and vinegar. ami even then the articles
are more or less imbned with verdigris
that is produced IN them by the action
of the acids.
Small oil stoves are most convenient
for canning, preserving or Jelly making;
the kettle Eeing Immediately over an
oven and intense heat, the contents boil
quickly, thus retaining color and
flavor.
If the directions are carefully fol-
lowed. and there IL not too large guam
tIty cooked or scaled at one time to
prevent careful management of each
jar, not one can III a hundred will be
last.--hrs. ROrer an IdbLe JdtE
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

hammered with eoreeyes use DR.. Isaac Thomn.
son sEye-water- Druggists sell at &C. per oottIs
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
1t pays to look after the bees.

- y: b. .WALTHALL & co, Druggists, Horse
cave, NY, say: Halls Catai iTh Cure. cures
every one that takes it," sold by Druggist, 70
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

"The West" says Mr.. Watterson.
''is the natural ally OF the South. We
have long been singing To her:
She's my sweetheart.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Flowing under green corn appears to
be one of the secrets of rendering some
soils productive. They supply humus
cally.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Waiter-IIow will you have your
steak, sill?
kleeks-EXtra well done. Ju t set
II III the sun for seven seconds.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Norway has University, 46 profes
sors and $50 stu Bnts.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Allow me to lay this little gift at your
feet"
mo. no; 1 never take any presents
from my gentleman frlends.''
But this is only copy of my
poems.''
''Ohl in that case, don't mind.
thought it was something of value''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

1t Possible That he Night Not
Mamma-'I wonder what shall we
call the baby"
Johppy-..I don't think we'd better
g MI him any of the names papa called
him last night when he WAS crying.
He mightn't like it when he growed
up."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

No farm animal Will make a surer
return in proportion 10 care given than
COW. Good care TO cows will he the
way out OF the agricu tural depression,
In connection, of course, with enlight-
ened marketing of dairy products.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

II Is probably idle to tell people that
there is thousand times the danger in
the sewer pipes that there is in the
thunder clouds, but it is true ali the
same. The deaths by lightning are
few indeed. Who of the readers of
this paragraph, says the Hartford
Courant, ever lost friend that wayP
Who of them hasn't lost score of
friends by the less brilliant and less
noisy destruction that comes up out of
the drainsp The trouble with the
lightning, or the trouble that 4 gives
the people, is N its indsscribable sud-
denness and its absolute uncertainty.
You know neither when 1t is coming
nor where it is going, all yoq fssl GER
tain about is that some storms leave a
number of catastrophes to mark their
course. The caprice OF the lightuing
defies the explanations of science, and
there is no pred citing beyond a few
generalities. This much it does seem
safe to repeat, even In lively light
ming season, that the increased uss of
electricity, with the multiplicity of
wires, has tended to fewer fatal strokes
of lightning in cities.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

More attention ought to be paid 10
the teeth of our domestic animals.
They often suffer from neglect.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Customer-IIave You any plain lob
St-r.
New Waitress-I think we have none
that are plain, but i just heard the pro-
prietor say he had some very handsome
lOtStefS
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

and the old gal is pretty near really to
come TO our arms"
''Old gal" forsnothl Coy maidens are
never Won by such language. Go to,
Henry, go tol
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06
HTNOROUS.

THE IMPERTINENT ENUMERAToR
-Cepsus-taker-"How old are you,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Make note of all experinents
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

TIE DIFFERENCE-You Young Staylat
Yes, Pm getting along vely well,
Miss Emily; in fact, Pm fourlshing
like a green bay tree.
Emily-There's a difference between
you and a bay tree, though. Alr. Stay
late.
Stay late-Why, what do you mean!
Emily-A bay tree leaves late IN the
spring. but you leave late all the year
round
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

BUTTE IMMATERIAL-"You on see, RE-
marked the amateur angler, I'VE left
the hotel with lunch hamper. two
bottles Of rye and our fishing tackle. Z"
"Have pretty fair sport?'' ventured
the guest.
"Fairl GlorIousl Only at the start
some internal tramp went TO work and
stole our"
"Hamper, ehp"
''Oh, no, not so bad As thatl Only
our fishing tackle!''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Justice - Pat, what made you
drinkp"
Pat-"well, sor, yer honor, 1 wac
timpted TO do So"
Justice - "Who tempted you to
drink9''
Pst-"That fellow over there He
lsnt NE 50 ceniaO
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

No ALTERNATIVE - lie - "Why
won't you marty me. dear? 1 have
plenty of money"
She-"Ies; if ! married you people
would say il MAS Just for your money. -
IIe-''Then. am to believe that. if
[ was poor, you-"
She No, decidedly not. Because
then they would call me a fool for
marrying you"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

81 count TWEEN y-fve springs
c. T.-"And how many do you mol
count?''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Unruly cattle on "A farm are very
troublesome, but the cause is not hard
TO hnd. 1t Is, almost invariably, poor
pasture ard semi-starvation. Why
shouldn't hungry anima Jump fences
OF push them downY
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

WHAT CAUSES DIV nORCEs-Judge
Ito MARI led couple who want a divorce)
What began this trouble between
you?
Wife-It began, your Honor. in a
discussion AZ TO whether the moon is
inhabited Now, | maintain 1t il.
Husband-lt IS AN error. There is
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

Miss Sumrk rs Is "A very sharp
srOken girl, said Blifkins Ia one of has
friends.
"Ye-, II has struck me so -
''DO You think she is woman who
would make home happy?"
II couldn't say as To that, but |
think you could count Oh her To make
II Interesting
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-06

HIS LITTLE CoMPLIMENT-Bon Bonrder
Did you ever play chess, Mis-.
Irons?
Landlady-I never did.
You would make very strong play
er."
(Highly pleased)- do you think
SO, Mr.. Tuttle?"
(lnspect ng the hash and The chow
chow)-"Y our combinations, Mrs.
Irons. are simply bewildering."