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An Average MOtIicr-in-Lsvg.

There iz no femail woman now stationed on the bu2zdm ov this earth who iz more anxious to please and fails oftener than the average mother-in-law.
 Her motives are seldom construed right, and what iz often real good sense and genuine kindness iz call ed sticking her noze into things.
 There is no stashun in life more ditfikult to phill; it Is harder to be a fust klass mother-in-law and do the subject justiss than it is to be a wife.
 1 would rather be an olel maid than to be mother-in-law, but 1 never expekt to be either.
 l hay seen mothers-in-law who were az hard to get along with az a bunyor; but I hay seen skors ov them who were az gentle as the dew on the mountain grass and az nice to hay in the house, reeldy for use, az bottle ov Spaulding's glue.
 The average motherin-llw has my simpathy; she also haz mi advise, and it iz this. Don't live with yure children until yu are obliged to.-Josh Billings.
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Better Times.

Stock growers in Arizona should take courage and look for better prices for their products in the near future. The pleuro-pneumonia is raging with great violence in Hi nois ard Pennsylvania with pros pect of it's spreading to adjoining states. Colorado is again infected with Texas fever while portions of Texas is dried out and it's herds of cattle perishing fo= want of water and grass. Such a condition of af- fairs will inevitably send up prices of good beef.-Gazette.
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advice fO Mothers.

Mrs. Winslow's- Soothing Syrup for children teething, is tn" pres scription of one of the best female nurses and physicians in the United States. and has been used for forty years with never-failing success by millions of mothers for their chil- dren. During the process of teeth ing it's value is incaIculable. It re- lieves the child from pain, cures dysentery and diarrhoea, sriping in the bowels, and wind-colic. By giving health to the child it rests the mother. Price 25c. bottle.
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of farm animals, shows an increase of horses in 1889, with an aggre- gate excess of 14.000,00O. The improvement in the central states from blood of Percherons, Cleveland bays and English sires continue ac- tive. Horse ranches in the Rocky mountains are improving the stock of that region. The increase of numbers in recent years, while prices were tending higher. has caused a decrease in values, which are nearly everywhere lower than in January, 1889. Mules have al so Increased, and are estimated at about two and third millions, at slightly lower prices than last year. Milch cows make an aggregate of nearly l6, 900, 900. The increase IS shared by the east and south Prices show slight decline as com pared with last year. The num- bers of other cattle continue to in crease, while the prices have fallen in still larger ratio during the year. The numbers as estimated exceed 36,000, ,000, an increase of between l0,000,000 and 100000 since 1880, which is in excess of the ratio of animals to population. An increase of about 4 per cent. in numbers of sheep is indicated. The lowest average price was reported in 1886. Improvement has been gradual since, with some accelera- tion during the year. The increase in swine has been in proportion to advance in population. The aver age price has declined.
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old Time Editors.

'1 see says "Brnnswick" in the
 Boston Gazette, ''that John J.
 Ryan, who has been an attache of
 the Herald for thirty yerrs, has
 just diei ia Paris. There is no one
 now on the Herald who has been
 there as long as Ryan except Joe
 Elliott Elliott has been there
 longer than Ryan, I fancy. He is
 the sporting editor-in-chief, and is the only man in the office who calls
 Mir. Bennett James when he speaks to him. Mir. Bennett senior left Elliott g pension of ten thous- and dollars a year when he died, so SC it is said. but the old man likes his work, and can not bear to give it up. He has any number of as- sistants, but there is none like Joe Elliott himself for scenting out prize-fghts or any such sporting news. 1 saw photograph group not long ago of the elder Benuett and his editorial staff. There he sat,as complacent as you please surrounded by Joe Elliott, Ned Wilkins, John Ryan, Dug Lavine, Felix de Fontaine, Doctor Hesmer, and some others, whose names 1 cannot recall. Elliot and Hosmer are the only ones out of this group still on the Herald. Wilkins and R yan are dead, Lavine is on the World, and De Fontaine about the city, doing I don't know what. There are to be u number of changes in the Herald office, both here and in Paris and London, before very ong Thereis no such thing as ;alling into rut if you are on the Herald, for the turn-about plan is 'ne in which the proprietor thor 'ughly believes. In turning about he salaries are never lowered. If | you have been getting seventy-Gve dollars week as an editorial writer md set at reading the exchanges, your salary goes on just the same"
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Tommy-Ma, Washington was the father of his country, wasn't he? Ma-Yes, dear. Tommy-And King George of England the sonl Ma-Oh, no. Tommy-Then what did Washington give him such a licking fosi-Kearney Enterprise.
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FAMED FOR TWENTY YEARS. For Integrity of its Drawings. and Prompt PaymsHt of Prlzss.
 Attested as Follows: .

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 Incorporated by the Legislature for Educational and Charitable purposes, and its franchise made part of the present State Constitution, in 1879, by an overwhelming popular vote.
 Its MAMMOTH DRAWINGS take place Semi>Annuaily, June and Decem- ber), and its GRAND SINGLE MUM BER DRAWINGS take place in each of the other ten months of the year, and are all drawn in public, a, the Academy of Music, New Orleans, La.
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A Vast DineGeuce.

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Inor..s. ln Domestic Animals.

The February report of the Wash ington Department of Agriculture, which relates to numbers and values
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A STRONG APPEAL.

Lives of poor men oft reminds us honest toll don't stand a chance; more we work we leave behind us bigger patches on our pants. On our pants once new and glossy now are patches of different hue; all be- cause subscribers finger and won't pay up what is due. Then let all be up an; doing; send in your mite be it so small, or when the snows of winter strike us we shall have no pants at all.-Bozeman Appeal.
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pr. PIERCE'S PELLETS

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Father of Twins,

A well-known young man in town, says a Toledo paper, who became the father of twins the other morning, grew so elated over the event that he proceeded to trife with the telegraph to the extent of twenty-five cents, and wired his mother-in-law in Chicago in this jubilant, jay-on main:
 ''Twins born! Head us off,"
 The next day he was surprised by sudden sweeping down of the mother-in-law upon him, bathed in tears and full of anxiety, even as the proud father had been full of a sweeter spirit ever since the advent of his heirs.
 The mother-in-law had been shocked at the receipt of the tele- gram, for q wicked and soul-harden- ed telegraph operator had construed the message so that the mortified grandmother of the two innocents read 1t: Twins born! Heads of. :"
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New Orleans National Bank,
 New Orleans, La

"Remember that the payment of prizes is guaranteed by Four National Banks of New Orleans, and the Tickets are signed by the President of an lnstitu- tIoh, whose chartered rights are recog- nized in the highest courts; therefore, beware of all limitations or anonymous schemes"
 ONE DOLLAR is the plice of the smallest part or traction of a ticket is sued by us in any drawing. Anything in our name offered for less than a dol lar IS a swindle.
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AGENTS WANTED.

Hn-FoR CLUB RATES, or any further information desired, write legibly to Il, undersigned. clearly stating your resi-, dence. with State, County, Street and Number. More rapid return mail deliv- cry will be assured by your enclosing all envelope bearing your full address.
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a[h0la Central Bank,
 FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA.
The Oldest Bank in Northern Arizona. Interest paid on Time Deposits,
 Collections a Speciality.

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 Your Banking Business Solicited.
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IMPORTANT.

ADDRESS
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 New Orleans, La. Or M. A. DAUPHIN,
 Washington, D. C. By ordinary letter, containing MONEY ORDER issued by all Express Companies New York Exchange, Draft or Postal Note.
 Address Registered Letters containing currency to
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Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-12
IIiE LATEST.

THE Liyerpoo, seamcn and fremen
have decided TO combat the just organ
lied ship owners federation. and q trial
Of strength with the gigantic union of
capitalists may soon be looked for.
THE New York Board of Aldermen
has adopted a resolution declaring that
tho recent censu Of the city was mac
curate and an injustice, and calling
upon the Government for a special
enumeration.
WHuE n colored excursion was on its
way from Savannah to Albany, Ca, a
row arose over a woman's choice of an
escort Fully fifty pistols were drawn
and firing became general. Seven
women were shot dead and several were
seriously wounded.
THE international Agricultural Con-
grcss at Vienna, has passed resolutions
in favor Of the formation of a central
European customs league and the
adoption Of a standard of value Of the
states comprising the league.
ALL the consulates, the cathedral and
most of the public buildings at Salonica
have been destroyed by fire. Twelve
hundred houses were In ruins.
IL answer to appeals from the Chero-
kee Strip cattlemen the President has
extended the time for removal.
WHILE a number OF persons we're on a
bridge watching the floods at Prague,
Austria, the structure gave way and
thirty were drowned.
Hos. T. I. MOVES, Judge OF the supe-
rior court OF Cincinnati, fell dead at the
court house on the 4th. lie was about
fifty-seyen years old and had been Gov
ernor of Ohio and was Minister to France
under President Hayes.
IT is reported that the liabilities OF
the ~insolvent Potter Lowell Company,
of Boston, will reach S., 600, 000.
MORTON McMIcHAEL is the new presi-
dent OF the American Bankers Associa-
ton.
GENERAL debate on the Tariff bill
ended in the Senate on tho 4th. The
House passed the day in personal
wrangle.
SPEAKER REED reached Portland, Me-,
on the 4th and spoke to a large gather
ing at the City Hall.
SAWYER, WALLACE & Co, an immense
coffee and provision firm Of New York,
failed recently after losing 81, 900, 900 in
a pork deal.
A New York Central train was
wrecked three miles north OF Castleton
on the night of the 4th by unknown
parties Four men and a woman were
reported killed.
Two men were killed and sixteen cars
wrecked and burned in a freight col
lision near Warrington, w. Va.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-12
-TIE SOUTH.

EXPORTS from Texas show a great in
crease.
WILL JONES, another notorious Ken
lucky mountain outlaw, has been capt
ured at Yellow creek.
PARTIAL returns indicate the r%e-elec-
tion Of Governor Eagle in Arkansas by
increased Democratic majorities, There
was a killing at Conway and some ex-
citement at McAlmont
THE scaIolding Of a new building in
the center OF New Orleans gave way.
One man was killed and two fatally and
two badly injured
THE express train robbery on the
Louisville & Nashville, in Alabama,
was accomplished by a solitary bandit,
evidently an old hand.
THE Republicans Of the Fourth Con-
gressional district OF West Virginia
have nominated Hon. c. ii. Smith for
Congress.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-12
WAsIIINGTON NOTES.

THE President has approved the sun
dry Civil Appropriation bill providing
for additional force 10 carry into effect
the Dependent Pension bill.
The President has signed the Meat
Inspection bill.
THE Secretary OF the Treasury has
made a call for $40, 600. 900 Of bonds for
tho month OF September.
IT is not thought likely Congress can
adjourn before October.
The public debt statement showed a
decrease during tho month of August of
ss33. O73.
THE President has approved the Joint
resolution making appropriation for the
relief Of the destitute in Oklahoma.
PRESIDENT HARRISON and General
Sherman have accepted invitations to
be present at the tw~cnty-first annual re-
union OF the Society OF the Army of the
Cumberland, TO be held at Toledo, O.,
September Il and is.
TIM President has nominated as Com
missioner OF the District Of Columbia
Postmaster John w. Ross, OF Washing
ton, a Democrat
THE President has transmitted TO
Congress the recommendations OF the
international American conference
touching international arbitration, to.
yether with a transmittal from Score
tary Blaine.
THE United States steamer Kearsarge
has been ordered to Aspinwall to pro-
tcct American interests in the event of
trouble from the railroad strike on the
fsthmus.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-12
CRANKY ~KlCKAPoos.


The ill-Tempered Red. Igly and supersti-
tiuus Over the Census.
OKLAHOMA City, Ok, Sept 4.-Spe-
cial Agent LATE Merritt and Indian
Agent S. L. Patrick have arrived from
the Kickapoo Indian village, where an
attempt has been made TO enroll that
tribe. A council OF the head men was
had Saturday and Monday, at each Of
which they positively refused to be
counted. They arc stubborn and super
stit.ous and bitterly object to tho APP
p%roaches made by the Government
officials upon any subject in reality for
the r well being.
The Kickapoos have occupied their
preient reservation for sixteen years,
having been removed from New Next
co, during which time no enrolment
has been taken OF them. Their agent
was ordered 70 do so, however, at all
hazards, and now hat they have re-
fused troops will undoubtedly be called
to assist in the work.
The above named officials wired the
department at Washington n statement
Of tho situation and asked for military
aid, which will probably be furnished
from the camp at this point or from
Fort Reno.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-12

FRANK kfMBALI. who abscondcd from
Worcester, Mass, two years ago with
cas- 500 and a French Canadian woman,
was arrested recently on his landing at
New York from Europe. The woman
was seen and followed to the steamer
and was arrested with her lover.
DUEfSG the parade OF the Bakers
Union Labor day in Allegheny City,
Pa, a party Of American mechanics
broke into the ranks and tore down a
German flag. The bakers defended the
flag, but they were %overpowered and the
flag trailed In the dust Tho incident
created great excitement and consider
able bad blood.
CHARLES II. AMsDES has been nom
mated for Governor of New Hampshire
by the Democrats,
JT Is stated in Wall street that Steen-
strand, the Liverpool bankrupt cotton
merchant is estimated to be worth
$3.50. 900 10 81, 600, 600, and carried a line
OF 100. 600 to 125. 900 bales Of near OPP
tons.
THE New York State Board OF Arbi-
tration commenced an inquiry into the
New York Central strike on the I'd.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-12
II WOULDN'T JELL.
The Suit of the Preserves Trust to Crush =
Member Thrown Out Of Court.

The Suit of the Preserves Trust to Crush =
Member Thrown Out of Court.
ST. LOUIS, Mo, Sept. 4-The Ameri-
can Preserves Company, the predecessor
OF the American preserves trust, in try
ing to discipline the Taylor Manufacture
ing Company of this city, %jellies, fruit,
buffers, etc, in violation Of an agree
ment, sued for an injunction in the
United States Circuit Court several
weeks ago. Yesterday Judge Thayer
overruled the motion and the temporary
injunction was refused. The case is ex-
traordinary, Icing the first case in which
a trust has sought to compel its men,
bers to live up to an agreement by APP
pealing to the courts. The Judge de-
cided against tho trust, refusing TO
enforce j contract made by 1t.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-12

HrSEY Gron0N arrived AZ New York
from Europe on the isL
sEcturT meeting was held a. Buffalo
y. Y. ~ New York Central strikers and
the strike declared OF.
THE annual convention Of the United
TypothetR commenced in Chickerlnr
Hall Boston. on the "a
A Mas Mcixum and two girls lost
their lives In a FIRE recently a. 1904 Ger
mautoWn venue Philadelphia
Is consequence Of the Potter Lowell
failures some firms which they had been
carrying are In financial straits Seary.
Foster a bowman. manufacturers Of
sewing silk and machine twist boston.
are said 10 BE- badly involved
FfEE a. the jute barring factory Of
Peter Young brooklyn. n Y, de-
stroyed property worth soc. 900.
THE strike az the Westinghouse
works. Pittsburgh. Pa. ended by the
return Of the men 10 the shops
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-12


Az explosion has occurred In = mine
a. Borislav. tn SilesiA Thirty miners
were sunocated.
kixe CmAmKs o. Portugal Il suffer
Ing from an attack u typhoid fever. the
result q drinking polluted water The
attack 4 not severe.
TmKrErS lives have been lost in In
accident a. Leipslc. Germany. While
workmcn were completing the roof Of a
new ice ~storehouse Tor the Ulrirh brew
cry the structure collapsed and the men
were buried In the debris In addition
70 the thirteen killed many we're sori.
ously hurt
A NTmLtsr recently attempted the
life OF Governor-Genera Baranoff az
NJ nj Novgorod. Russia. recently. The
bullet went wide OF its mark.
BY the food in the river Neva at 81
Petersburg several persons were
drowned and 400 houses inundated.
THE Turkish soldiers at Jerusalem
have expelled the Franciscan fathers
from the city. The French Consul pro-
tested against their expulsion, but with
out avail.
A REPORT is current that a Spanish
line Of steamers Is 10 be established by
the Compania Transatlantic Espanola
20 compete with the American steamers
for Central American trade. The new
steamers will run % points no which tho
American vessels do not touch.
A DAUGHTER OF General l~iarrundla,
who was shot on an American vessel.
recently attempted the life 81 tho
American Minister, Mr.. Miner, at the
City OF Guatemala. The Minister saved
his life by i~nterposing a thick hook be-
tween himself and the bullet as the girl
fired. She bitterly reproachcd him for
the death Of her father.
THE leading importers Of Havana,
Cuba, have formed a league against the
encroaehment Of custom house officials
The strike on the Panama railroad
continues. The strikers will not allow
work TO be done by outsiders The
telegraph wires were cut several times
and attempts were made to tear up the
rails.
LUZ IfAlufAA % NtutAutAA mas Just
issued a decree furnishing several edit
ors Of newspapers who have been ad-
judged as having libellcd him and othe-
public functionaries.
THE experiment Of transmitting opera
music from the opera house to the
Urania Thoatcr by a telephone proved a
complete success.
Az international temperance congress
has boon opened at Ch~ristiana, Norway.
The delegates, who come from nearly all
parts Of the world, numbered several
hundred.
PRESIDENT CAHyoT OF France has re-
covered from his slight sickness.
THE Porte has authorized the found
ing Of a Russian school in Constantine
pie.
MINISTER MIZNEE's friends are urg-
ing him to abandon Guatemala IL he
would save his life. The followers OF
General Barrunda threaten TO kill him
on sight The failure Of tho attempt
Of Barrundia's daughter to shoot Miz-
ner seems only to have whettcd their
appetite for what they call revenge.
Los Cerrillos rustler. (Cerrillos, N.M.) 188?-1891, 1890-09-12

IN on one side
the offer that's made by the pro-
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Remedy. It's $500 reward for IN
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ter how bad, or Of how long stand
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they're responsible, and the offer
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or you're paid $500 for keeping il.
But it's safe for them, toO-they
know you'll be cured.
DIR. Sagc's Remedy produces per-
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Catarrhal Headache is relieved and
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offensive breath, loss or impairment
Of the sense Of taste, smell or hear
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druggists, 80 cents.