New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-11-11
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

1Uans are funny critters says an old farmer. ana
| have one on my Place that Is about the funniest
~ the lot A few months ago she took most violent
ll,in, for an old brindled cow Of mine AT first all
sho Ala u.s IN 30 ont 10 the pasture with the cow
hut after a while she began TO jump on the cows back
For long lime The cow resented this novel arrange
mcnt and Indignantly SHOOK the hen OH bu' ~ "iu
not do any good the hen hoped right on asain' uV'
at last in sheer despair, the cow ph'osophcaY ao-
cep.cd ;ho situation. SIZE wa' probably the more w
clined 70 90 80 when she discovered as 'he soon o'
that Bddy a. much possible, kept all insects iro"
annoyipg her. In fact she went even inrther thSh
that for when she discovered that the cow w0un hSo
90 have her back scratched she scratched u Ill .
way to make the very happy. ~ result oi
th. the COW soon began to enjoy tde compahiohsnp
OF the hen: and when the hen gets Oh hr ""i'
20 eat old prndc is evidently uneasy until she comes
back again.
The Terrors of Banluuptcy.-First Mcrchant-Met
-nocgf la evening entering DelmOnicJs. lie va,
Dire sed in the height Of fashion, and large anu ''
second Nerclant- ,n6dgra,s oh. yes; he fallei
two months ago and is trying TO settle a, ~ o"'
Jewellers Circular
The Harvard Crimson very sensiby protests
against the formation Of any more college c"o'' 20,
ing that under .raduae lie has become . DusS NAV,
win the evening" lectures. club meetings ana So'nu
ob,,g,tIons many men begin to find it hard to luihi
heir obligation, toward tire societies Of when they
| are already members.
A vouuc law student recently had occasion 70 con,
! suit the latest American dictionary now eon mnr5
from the press. and CHANGED 10 w 9TS meaning to
move oil slowly Under the definition OF te MoJ
Fam oI Tay IN When the word but the quota
was credited to Ect iiaitG i'c e,inr forth the
facts II his discovery. lie then eitsied upon mid
>rorchng arla!gnmeGt Of the publishers VIZ ME- tha
De 40 ncs from Coon~, lays Ba1ty jim Tho
| i,fc nd
s cs .I aion TO the error The poe; then added
But after all. Mr. larte Is the ole VINO ',na Mae ~
siher vail Which it seems has gone slightly a,tTay'
S, ii her, have The same justification for making
mistakes that other people nave, nou I,unrnc az
W t, lin instead Of Banty Tim "-(Chicaeo Mall
Those he degenerate days. An ohio poet recently
ra,bo,ic nocm about the little led Schoollouses
| - ,ho. stale When the poem appeared some heaT-
l., Grader nd went 70 worr and Investigated t1' e ior
Of the schoolLo,cs. finding tia; cut oil l"- onh '"o
were red iut the poet was not entirely ahhiii,et,
for he got off the chestnut that his poem was read
| the ,choohou~es weren't
SO your won't work laid one &c, srG M nero 70
another No" was the reply. rye iTIfu 20 PR,
Snade him TO employ himself at something. but ne
Won't do it, Maybe he is what they call gifted n,nS no
has. and more. too.r-CWashington Post.
It is now stated that Frederick f. Ives. photogra.
uhcr of Philadelphia has discovered metno1 ot
taking photographs in colors. II this Is So Mr. ives
will Of once become rich as well famous, but Old
photographers always smile incrcdulousy when the
subject Of photographng in ooors Is mehuoueu i'f
| they believe it can't be done.
Ma moment when the battle OF sadowa was as We,
undecided and Which, indeed the Iru,slah, apPca.r r
| to be losing ground. Bismarck was wandering over
~. Tstcte,d like "a soul IN agony. Certain historians
nave Zone 50 far that he kept loaded pistol
in his holster for the express purpose Oh Dio"s ou'
| his brains IL the NstrianS had won me dN' . ,
Presently he fell in with Won Moltae, who :, was r
quietly looking on at the sh behe anAJ h n ~
aut III Cinar case in which only two L0ndres' were
eft-one OF them extra good aud the oher OF very ~.
who after examining the cigars for long time, ,ieW
helped himself 10 the best That was enough lot 'le
| Chancellor, and he remarked 10 some one near d.
'" When saw Won MoltNe Use such deiberstion IN
choosing his cigar. and above an, whfn ne co'e -
| best. | knew that was sign ulaV thihss "cIc eS&
| well with us."-(Municher Zeitnns. q
The reports concerning the apple crop in Manc"fre
o calculated to bring delight without alloy to lovers
| Of that wholesome and delicious fruit. dspsWh
from Augusta says that the crop is now all harvested
and is far below the average. the great bulk of tho
frees beinC fruitlcss. Nor does the quality make up
for the reduction quantity while in some cases the
appes are better than common. in Others the frut Is
| badly w0rm-eaten. As whole the report Is hos
satisfactory Maine did wonderfully well politically
This wear but in the matter Of apples she Is conf
| parativc failure.
The Ceaseess Coil OF Wory-Pon sOnby-A load seems
| TO he your mind, Pop.nlay. What's up ,.
opniay-l am disturbed by an article a tSs es ,pI,
Will OvcrpOpulaed that there VIII not be enough
| Ponsonby-Why should that worry you' You'll be
O' Popinjay~Bnt how about my great great grand
| children Jewellers Circular.