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The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

sufficiently deep for the butts of the
poles to catch when you raise them.
Lift up the poles when bolted together
as high as mans head, and place a
board or piece OF rail under to hold them
up. Fasten your fork rope to butt of
middle pole, taking the rope across the
rick bottom between the other two
poles. Hitch your horses to the rope, a
man standing with the butt Of each Of
the two poles to keep them from slip
ridF ping, .as;l! and youfeam will raise the der
When the butt of the middle pole
comes within eight or ten feet of the
rick bottom, unhitch your horses, and
two men can take hold of the poles and
put them any place desired For the
heavier of the two poles dig hole
about foot deep; for the other poles a
mere notch in the ground to keep them
from slipping will suffice. The butts
of the two poles should be about twen-
ty inches from the rick; the butt of
middle pole at such distance as to
bring your fork over the center of the
rick. Attach pulley to the top of the
middle pole, and one to the bottom of
the largest pole; attach the fork and
horse, and you are ready for work.
Some may think the hay would all
fall in the middle, but the Kicker can
take his fork while the hay is suspended
in the air and shove the hay any place
desired. We build ricks SO feet long,
Forests are rapidly disappearing and
every farmer has not poles on hand.
For n mast take a 4y4-inch tOurh niece
IS feet long (c, d, in Fig. y; eight scant-
ling 2x4, and 12 feet long; four scant-
ling 2x4, and s feet long; piece of @
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

Not the poison that the covert assassin
administers in the drink, the food, or some
ems the lives of myriads. There is safe
and certain antidote, Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters, which not only fortifies the system
against malaria, but roots out its seeds
when they have terminated. Dyspepsia,
constipation, rheumatic, liver and kidney
trouble are conquered by the Bitters.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11
HOME SEEKERS EXCURSION
via the Big Four Route.

The last Grand Home Seekers Excursion
OF the season will be run via the @. q. @. q,
st. l.. R'y, Big Four Route, Tuesday, Octo-
ber IA, 1890, at the low rate of One Fare for
the Round Trip--tickets will be sold to all
prominent points in the West, Northwest
and Southwest good for thirty days return
ing, with Stop-over privileges in Home
Seekers Territory. Call on nearest Ticket
Agent and ask for tickets via the Big Four
Route, which will ensure Palace Sleeping
Cars, Elegant Reclining Chair Cars and
Through Coaches.
d. b. MARTIN, General Passenger Agent,
Cincinnati q.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11
CoRN-FODDER GUTTER.
A Handy Home Made Farm Convenience
Try 1t Once.

A Handy Homemade Farm Convenience
Try 1t Once.
j. A. Sanborn, Franklin, Neb., writes
the Orange Judd Farmer: The con-
trivance here shown for cutting corn
fodder is made as follows: Construct
sled of 2xs inch planks z feet long for
runners, with three cross pieces 81
feet long framed in, the front cross
piece being exc inches and the others
x4. The sled is foored with inch
boards, the front ends of which are cut
to fit the back of a scythe-blade, which
is placed at a. The heel of the blado
rests on the front cross-piece for about
foot while the point is inserted in the
hole in runner at a, or about 6 inches
in front OF cross piece, giving a square
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

-"What makes you look so down
hearted, George?" asked his wife. 81
lost thousand dollars this afternoon in
bad speculation" "0h, well, don't
let that worry you. Cheer up. I have
just received letter saying that Uncle
Silas, Aunt Melinda and their five chill
dren, of Cobb's Corners, are coming to-
morrow to spend several weeks with us. +"
George didn't cheer p.-Norristown
Herald
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

Benevolent Lady Ito tramp)-"Here,
my poor man, is all we have left this
morning. suppose you have hard
time of it?" Iramp-"Yes, mum. It's
awful hard mum, to leave nice soft
hay-mow SO early in the mornln', or else
get around too late fer breakfas. IN.
Y Weekly.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11
Stock Market Methods. "H,

Stock Market Methods "How
much are Lima beans this morning?"
inquired the customer, as she laid down
her basket. Twenty cents half-peck,
ma'am." "Why. they were thirty, yes
terday. What causes such a reduction?'
just sold the last half-peck, ma'am.
They'll be thirty again tomorrow
American Grocer.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

-Unsophisticated Stranger lat sea.
side hoteD-What are the rates of board
here? Clerk-Five dollars a day up.
Stranger-Oh, don't care about going
up. Gimme cheap room on the fust or
second hoor.-Good News.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

Mrs. Wiggin lat fashionable sea.
side hotel)-How short the days are get
ting now, Charles? Wiggin (thinking OF
the hotel bilD-I wish tbsy were the
only things that are getting short
Boston Herald.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

good quality of Dobbins' Electric Soap. just
get one bar Of your grocer, and let it tell you
It's o,pn story next Monday, and be governed
by that, good or Dad. Remember Dobbfns'
Electric
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

You hardly realize that it Is medicine, when
taking Carters Little Liver Pills; they are
very small; no bad effects; all troubles
from torpid liver are relieved by their use.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

DoN'T Wheeze and cough when Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar will cure.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

CONSIDER the caterpillar-he has to hump
himself if he wishes to make any progress
Elmira Gazette.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

IT is ono of the peculiarities Of coming
men that they don't seem to arrive-N Y.
Herald
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

You can't help liking them, they are so very
small and their action is so perfect. Onepiil a
dose. Carter's Little Liver Pills. Try them
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

WE believe 1t is the railroad engineer who
whistles at his work.-Yonker's States
man.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

THE best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere ESQ.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

BECAUSE girl has no figure is no sign
she is not good mathematician.-St Joseph
News.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11
Slain by Poison.

WHILE we have so many lakes in this
country, there Is only one that is really
SuperiOr,
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

Ir the legs arc not hollow, why Is it the.
get drunk SO easilyl-Ram's Horn.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11

TIE height Of tyranny-to arrest a brook
because it murmurs.--Texas Siftings.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28
The Hon Ton.

A new house Of entertainment will
be opened on Saturday night in the
Schmalsle building on the corner Of
Park and Bridge streets. The new
place will b. known A. the h IN Ton.
and it, interior equipment fully justi-
fies the name, ~ no expense has been
spared to make II the hsDdsome-t rs
SORT In the city, Hi Astel and Archie
Fraser will do the honors, aud the
Nigro Bros Italian Band will msk-
things pisasautin a musical way. All
are cordially invi ed 10 attend the
op, ming.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28
Advice

Keep your head .onl-your lee
warm-your liver =" tiv., aud trust In
God" WA The adv &c uf IA celebrated
physician to a pat e.,t. Y u can =
la'e the action Of your liver, kidneys
and bowels by nj v ID. Wiit'- 3 ,rss-
parilla. an absolut .iy re able hl" d
purifying remedy. For sale by w. L.
savage, druggist.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28
letter Lisl,

The foil wing letters remsin IN.
called for In the Miles City, NJ. r.,
postofice. Feb. %, 1889.
Buster. J W. Bytnr. VIM
Bull, Chss Brown. Frank
Rarret'. Michel Csl ron, Ms. Mary
Connolly. Albert + Dixop, Richard
Gre-nsl-te. JAZZ Knowlt,D, Chas
Lewis, II l. Lewis. tt
Mason. Miss Peter Ma son, FIG
Pero. Mrs. Blapch Rerstt, Frank
Randall, John b Sexton, Jno
smith, Fred A Smith, ] ID
Wright Mrs Meta
Persons calling for the above letters
will please say they are advertised.
JOHN McAUsLAND. p. NJ.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28
f. J. Chaplin. Familiarity known

f. J. Chaplin. familiarity known o
his many friends Ia this country ss
"Old Chap-," i now president of the
Imperial Battling Company If CT j.
C go, maui sc'urer- and dealers in
''carbonnied BEVERAGE" W. mention
this for he benefit Of any Of "Chsp'-'
frieud- no may visit Chicago, where
II they cail upon him they will un-
doubleday have Nh opportunity of fill
ing Themselves up Ia the neck with
pop, ginger ale and other harmless
and laxative beverages. IL IL pre-
sumed that "ChaIe presldes over the
conglomrration of the beverage
with the zane dignity and dpionb
that he used to exhibit when sitting
behird "a bob-tsii flush In the happy
days g"n. bv.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28
Children Enjoy

The pleasant flavor, gentle actifn
aud soo'hing ell -ci- # Syrup Of Figs,
whe. in ned of laxative and II The
father or mother be cortive or bilious
the mist gratifying results follow it,
use, 3, that il Is the best family remedy
known and every family should have
"A hottie.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

II you fiud you are going dovn hill In point Of
health. Failing strength, impaired digestion
and assimilation are the marks OF decline
Cheek these and other indications Of premature
decay sith the grand vitaliser and restraining
tonic. Hostetter's stomach Bitten. Beginning
at the fountain head, the stomach, the Bitters
remedies is inedicienoy; ~corrects its errors, and
Ia thus enabled 10 thoroughly separate from Inc
food its nutIItive principles, which the blood,
enriched. Thus IL the system nournhed, and
being nourished, strengthened, and abnormal
waste of It's tissues stayed. Apostle, the pover
10 rest we |, and the various funrtions re-estab.
lished. and the various functions move once
more In their natural and h ealthful groove, The
Bitiers, m~oreover, l. 0 specific for and prevent.
I've OF malaria, complaints. rheumatism. BIZ
i~ousness aad kidney troubles.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28
Reward

Il certain II r-' spnsblr effort Is made
10 cure n cough hy the use of DE Wits
Cough aud Consumption Cure. This
remedy il correct and cer'aiD in It's
action aud costs no more than unreli-
able preparations. Insist upon hsv
ing Il. For sale by w. f.. Savage.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Lieut.. Gus Maiden is in The city
from the mouurains-the name Luiie
gave the pine hill and was amusing
many of our citizens with his old fid..
die CHI r~.sten.d "Old Liza Jane"
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Why don't you cure that cough? De
Wits Cough,and Coz sumption Cure
will doit. This ren ely is positively
certain, prompt anu thoroughly salts
factory. IL yon have tired It. GU
know Thu stat, ment 20 be "A Gc.-if
you have Mt you sr- doing yourself
Mn iniu,tice. IL Is sold by w. L. Saw
are.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

u wind from the northwest which will
very likely bring u chinook before
lunp, aud reli we III. coal men Of such
q rush aud "a We The consumers {. few
dollars.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

A dance will I've gwen ut McEvoy's
ranch In Eureka valley n week frcm
next Saturday, and # the weather
permits. many people from this city
will embracs the opportunity TO At
tend a genuine country dane.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

The date # the amateur perform
snre, Among the Breakers" Is ,e'
for the 18Th, instead Of the 30,h u.
stated In yesterdays issue of the jour.
NAL,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

p rites who are intending TO bid on
furnishing fence posts for tn. Hor-e
Sales Association, will please take
notice that the time for Receiving the
bids has been EXTENDED from March LIST
TO the eth and govern themselves ac-
cordingly.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

J. r. Brown, of Birney. departed On
yesterdays east Bound train tr Mis-.
si-sippi. to settle up some land bu,i
n-.s In that state In which he Is utter
est-d. Before returning he will visit
several III the S"u'herp citie~, where
hr has friends and Relatives.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Mr.. and Mrs. lanes Ireland arrive d
In tne city yesterday from Fairbury,
Nebraska. n visit Mr.. aud MIS- John
Gibbs, Of this city, to whom the are
Ielnie,i..
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

The train from the east that arrived
here yesterday morning was delayed
here three-quarters Of an b ur with =
not box.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Do you suffer with catarrh? You
can be cured n you take Hood's Sarss.
parilIs, the great blood purifier. Sid
by oil druggists.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

pR0pOeALe FOR FENcR P0sTs.-Propossls
viii be received BY the uudenisned ur,,i
March 70. 1890. for delivery al the grounds OF he
Custer County Horse -ales and Fair Association
In the Vicinity Of Miles City, Of the Glowing.
Loo Cedar Pots. nine (l iest long and nat kss
200 Cedar Posts, ten 0C) FEET lons ana NAT ,ss
thsu SIX t) Inches In diameter a. the small end.
proposas 10 grant the privilege Of aklug dgtv
per cent to per cent) more than the ousntitv
named o. ne eontnet prizes, The right 10 ~.
Addrs GEo. ". ALlEETov,
Miles City, Feb. 10, 1890
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Quite q number OF sleighs were out
yesterday. taking advantage Of what
might be termed the last sleighing VI
the season.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

The III Company will give a sheet
and pillow-csse dance the 18th. IL Ia
the first OF the kind given. All should
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

For . few days before the arrival oi
our spring stock you can buy shoes
vsBy cheap. Mems thoes from el.76
70 >D.60. eto. q. B. Towers q Co.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

p. q. Whited. formerly Of this city
Bat now employed by the N. p. st the
ullljngs bridge. arrived on the delayed
III nom the west last night.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Dasiy yesterday morning the Their
usGnstsr reached nearly ~ low ~ n
~ NE preceding morning. but 10
M mltdsr ell day and st 2 o'clock
usrosry rssistsrsd ie' above, with
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Geo. + Newmsn c,me down from
Hathaway yesie day afternoon to
transact business IN the city.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Yesterday was q very poor day for
the news gath. rer, and very dull in
every respect about the metropolis.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Mrs. John Fraser came down from
Billings yesterday on the delayer
train, to v sit relatives In this city.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Rullard has some fine old port and
sherry for family use
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Take De Wits Little Early RIser..
For sals 1t 6avage's drug store.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

The Young Folk-' Social Club wi
give a dance TO night II. the gymns-
stun building.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

E. 8. Beeman caD,e down from Rose.
bud yesterday and stayed over one
train TO meet his partner, Fred Ram
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

when Baby was sIcs. We gave her Casto'ia,
when she vss q Child. she cried for Castoria,
whsn she became Miss, she chung TO castoria,
when shs had c andren. shs gave the'u Castoria
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

"Skew" Johnson departed on yes
terday's train for ~. Paul on business.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

HIS yirl didn't go bach on lin be-
cause he used De VIM. Little Early
Risers. On ssie ut Savrg-'s drug store.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

De Wits Little early Rlsers get
there. Sold ct 6avsge's.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Ask W. e. Savage what Deyvittr
Little Early Risers sre.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

The train from the west Vas eleven
hnvrs late Yesterday.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28
LOCAL 1T E S.
Read Astrl 4 Fraser 8 OPENING local

DR.. Redd will arrive from Helena on
to-day's train.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

J. F. Walsh. of Minneapolis. was In
the city yesterday.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

cleanss your breath with Dc Wits
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-02-28

Little Early R'sers. For sale by w.
f. Savage.
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-01-18
A REMINIsOENOE OF GRAssH0PPER
TIMES.

In the Sweet Springs Herald "Ram-
bier, wriler from Mt. Zion, gives the
following Renaissance of the grass
hopper plague:
All will remember the great drouth
and the grasshoppers of "a. There had
been no ain FROM lMay "a, until Jnne
20 that wet the ground but very little
The president asked The people to meet
at their places OF worship on the 22ud
Of June and prsy TO God to remove the
Hoppers and send rain All entered into
II with great earnestness except w. w.
Arnett living north OF Mt. Z'on aud
Bob Robertson living one hall mile
south OF Mt. Zion. They said il was ala
nonsense and that they intended 10
plow and they did so. About 2 O clock
in the evening, after the services were
over the hoppers all LETT and at sunset
there were none to be seen. During
the night II commenced raining, light
ening and laundering The tightening
struck w. w. Arnett's stable and killed
q mule lit also struck Bob Roberlson's
stable aud killed a SOW aud ten pigs
that had made her bed by the stable.
Remember these were the two kickers.
The rain continued and all will remem-
Der what wonderful crop of corn as
made In rs. We give this incident lust
rs II occurred, and leave the readers of
The Herald to their own opinion.
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-01-18
TRANSFERS OF REAL ESTATE

| Furnished weekly To the lntellIgencer "a,
Captain j. ID. Conner. recorder OF deeds o
Lafayette county, Mo.
Abstract OF the deeds led I'm the Office n
| Recorder OF Deeds from SATURDAY, Ian 4
1888. to Saturday. January IL, 1890. opI,
such as contain covenants of warranty cop,
tanned In list.
Henry Block TO Fritz Block, 92
acres o OF ne = ~. %. also OIL W side
W hf NV 3, 40. d .. Sa nOo IN
Il. Taubman to f W Petering ISS '''0' w
acres. hf se and hf bf ne al AZ
"a. also 1T sw sw 10. 4S, % ~ 1000 90
w. i. Shockly 10 Rufus W McIor.
mack, 40 acres. ne NJ 10 90 81 q UOO nm
Zocariah Barker TO George Barker.
~ acres. ut sw 81 Is. AZ, 81 1aO m
allen Pneger TO q. W. Johnson
sw ar lot IN biz ~, PHege,'s add To-
Dover yer............ m oo
Ssrah J. Roberts ct al 10 l. ~ W.
Jones. Ut NV ne 2 IS, 2s 9,I ,o
George Zigler to Jacob Mercer. 100
acres We NY and sw ne and ne sw,
and nv y Sc rs 3, 4s. % .... $500 90
lots 90. 6l and ~. blk 80 Ann M
WI WiliiaHs1y9 10 j. II. Pember-
ION: 10 acres OF W side W hf rw "a,
49, -. iZs,.:::;i;:.;.;. ~, .....:... 1850 90
Miller; ph. part 81 40, %. ....:,...... 2,7OO 90
Benl. Cooper 10 Charles Wagner,
"lS acres. hf SO and % acres OF
onu' o hi ne 81, hf sw and w hf NV
2S' also ~ acres off n end o hi sw 81,
OIL \ - i, ';:,:;:;......:;........... $500 co
ID. L. Snelser TO George Tieman
iaV acres, hf ne ., Is. and 90 acres
OH SIDE w y hf ne ls, so, "a. ;...;;.. 61OO 90
cheInski. lot 4, blk IA, Odessa. 400 90
aaH No instrument will be tiled until the
fee Is paid. -sizA
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-01-18
THE THINGS THAT AFFECT WAGES,

Henry George In New York Stsndard.l
Wages are higher here than in Eup :
land. Workmen do live better here as
a rule than they do IN England But
II is not protection that makes the diff
terence. There may be as much logic
In attributing the difference to protec :
ton as there would be in attribut;ng II
to our comparatively large negro pop.
ulstion or TO the long twiights OF Eng
land but there is no more. Ifproteo-
ton makes the difference wages In
all the protection countries ought 10
be better than they are In England.
But they are not. The working classes,
badly off as they are in England, are
better off there than In any country in
Europe; and yet tariff protection il
lower in England than in any other
European country. Two things unite
TO make our wages higher than English
wages. One is the greater amount OF
cheap land which enables workinvmep
OF some means TO get out OF the class
that must find an employer or 20 with
out work; and the other IL the greater
production OF American labor. A
workingman here is expected to pro-
duce more in given time than work
ingman in England, and he does it. lie
gets q smaller proportion of his product
than an English workman, an d, there
lore, economically his wages are less
ont as his product Is greater, his wages
are actually more than English wages.
bnt Just as the closing in of land goes
on and Its prIce rises, so does the pro-
portion OF his product that goes In
wages to the lahnrar laclina. onl III
proportion is helped. not hindered, by
protection. Land monopoly, by OBJ.
-'ructing production, bears down upon
hoor; and protection, by obstructinR
rade. does the same thing. Liberty 10
produce and liberty to trade are the
conditions Of high wsges, and restric. |
ion In either will sooner or later bring |
Town wages.
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-01-18
ENGLAND GRANTS No STEAMSHIP
SUBSIDIES.
From the Philadelphia Record, !

MIR. John G. New. American consul .
general at London. who is republi
can and protectionist, says in a repor,
to the state department that the Brit
ish government does not grant subsi-
dies to any steamship com pany but that
the postotiice authorities simply make
contracts for the conveyance of mails TO
different parts of the world to com
panies which have steamers sailing
TO those ports. Besides making this
authoritative statement, Mr.. New has
transmitted an official publication OF
the British post -ofiice, which shows
that the expenditure in 1883 80 Oh ac
count OF the packet service was 80, 1884,
435; and yet the prOtectionist shriekers
will doubtless continue to tell us that
Great Britain gives lavish gratuiiies TO
steamship companies, and that foreign
trade may be secured only by Initiating
her example.
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-01-18
PUOKERINGs.
High protection-A seslskin

High protechon-A sealskin over
coat.
The pen Is mightier than the Nv ord.
but the pencil isn't much good without
the knife.
Some months ago the edict was sent
forth, "The bustle must sol" From
the graceful, gliding, sideling move
ment with which ladies sit down In y
car to-day, 1t looks as II the hustle i.
still going.
An Announcement. - Bridget (,er
ionrth day )-"Miss Jimmy, one ui ,.r
msshes Is In the parior. don't meal,
the dark teller with the curly eyelsshes
Life
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-01-18
RIGHT He WAS.

81 Will bet you new hat said "A
gentleman, "that you will come down
out OF that chair before | ask Won
twice"
"Donel' replied his friend.
"Come down." cried the other.
81 will not" said the friend with
much obsiinacy.
"Fhen stop Till ask you n second
time, said the other.
PerceiVing that he never would b-
asked second time, the gentleman in
he chair came down in q double .epss
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-01-18
A USEFUL ARTICLE.

There is scarcely any thing "A woman
cannot do with hairpin. They use il
10 pick their teeth, button their shoes,
clean their fingers, punch bedbugs out
OF cracks, faslen up starry bangs, clean
out the stems OF their husbands pipe,
scratch their heads, trim lamp wicks'
run into cakes to see if they are snffi
cien'ly done, and about a million otbe,
things the poor deIuded men know
nothing about and they do il al; with
the same hairpin, too.