Telegram-herald., 1890-08-09

h tas Frozt hz4 - keep II As o<--.tett-
ale te12pexasate agEfEx tie ~'l1ssi, a-l2e
Wae1 rs sprlzs ezzae DOshg1S w. al 4
asoo. Essasg Ise ss0Te. Il ">S ~ y
the way. We kzd 10 piEerto move y
%, 2zd when s1nEaer came V1t3oEE n.
Bower having sd enyreiAS Esoet
removal ! fer p<sssez-y assured Is.s =
wo1ld lezve tat stavs alone. SiS-i
YSs nay eons-sE-ztlosa. t2e7afsge' .ssa
Ne scG1sziy observed ths other evening
IS Nc roasted On tie f-o1s steps;
De1, wei, bat how ESseot MINDED
hzys bsco1ns. Why didat yoa e<ll
Iay attsntloa 10 It's fact tesE that co2l
sssYe Id &c. bssa moved oIE q LA
hSl.gs
s-3ec2use II Is 70 - left therS
'.Sce nrchl People nsnst have thought
as . qeeer fzlciiy to haysit Tiers a. long
ss "a have"
''1Ir. D0xss-, ira. stove - ros In ths
way. AID il is Eot a. eyesloEs. Besides
we h2yo 10 plsce 70 store ia
''fs goes 70 tie hs-2 or ooEzse.
",s1g. Dowssr, yoa can 70 mere move
that stove tsaa can ty."
Cat = can % It with enc hand
TIED be1iad re. s3d Tn so .isst =. II.
'.tr. Eogssr. remember that pro-
tsas."
Certainly. You ara the great Amer
;can protsster, anyway. II i killed Fly
yoa'd protest.
went back 70 tho steps, knowing well
what would hspp-l, bgt felt that had
6ons my da.y. | heard bin fussiag
around for q whila, a.a9 taen lie lnu'tered;
SHE'S purity hefty. but she's got TO
conc OFT o tEi3.
Ten saco2Gs later there was Wild
wao0p. ard when | 6os iaso TAO 2ll Ar.
B:wsor stood or o.zo foot aaa Was saa.-
izg tas o.her IL tho air. wLiie to top
OF tac stove ley on the fioor. lie had
pulled it o1f a. tho iirst gr1b.
"Thandc--&zd blsIos-ani Jewhit-
tater-aad Tez-S-and Ja;li-n." he was
Yelling ss be waved his foot at7e.
''D.dn't / tell you::" qusried, as l
loo,-zl IS ii9.
''No. Never! You Eeyer said word
20. woVdt"
/ Now, VIII yop let that stove alone?
I ''lyo! I'll taka it out of harc If die
fox is!"
"Air. Eowser. this pig headed obstinacy
OF yours VIII surely lead To-
None oe the Bowec- family were ever
ret 'lowacd by a oeal stove, a.ad its too
lato to Lsgin now.'
Another I2aa would have removed the
legs lrst. He didn't taiak OF it, but Nv
GoTtocAc 70 rcove tho stove =; one moves
barrel Standing on end. TO had pro-
g-eSsea aboat Ave feet when tncrc WAS \
souz,! which frightened tho whole neigh
LoyAood
1Iy first impression vas that tho Gin
ger 2la factory in the alley had exploited
and driven Our barn ND against the
kisohon. lily net was that a Dritish
gunOoSt had slipped sroand froIa tie
Behrins sea and dropped q loo-nound
shell oa the roof OF our-hacoo TO Offset
Nr. Bowser's assertions that we were
the greatest fighting nation on earth.
l knew what hal happened. So did
the cook. So did the peiGhssrs. Il was
lninuse before cosld move, and was
flying indoors when heard AR. Bo1ser
utter a strange souaG--soz.e.Aing be-
tween the last roar OF a dying lion and
tae plaintive moan Of cow fer her lost
CALI. couldn't ses him at first. 1t wSs
all stove, and the stove was on top Of
him. Between my scraa-ls and tha cooke
shouts we got q neigabor in, and the
three os Us Lifted Typ tbs stove and drag
ged Mr. Bowser ont.
/ got the doctor up No bones were
broken, but Mr.. Rowser had collapsed
like en- empty barrel. aad evesy square
inch Of him wes brUised and pounded
Il vas long after MID. i. before b.
said anything. was rpI sing him via,
arnica with one hand cad flaming him
with the other, when he looked up aid
asked:
MRS. Bowssr. Is it fatali'
"Oh, no, dear
"Ary bones brosen?
None"
"Did the stove fall on DeT
Eyes, dear"
Don't yes. dear me. Mrs. Bowser,
fcr won't etaId il, The acsles have
fallen from ny eyes st last. and know
you for what you are! 4 nice job
wasn't III Calculated I'd be driven
through tho floor, didn't you, Hoped tc
be widow by this time, Ell? Tomorrow,
Irs. BowseF, I'll cal Up lawyer, and
we'll see what's whatw w-Dctroit free
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