Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-11-17
NOVEMBER.

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NOVEMBER.
The earth golden store has cast in tired reap
ers' hand;
The leaf-stripped trees nod. in the breeze that
sweeps the forest land;
The night dews kissed by frosr-touched air.
white-coated greet the morn,
But melt to tears when light appears. ere day
is fully born.
No song birds carol in the grove. now swathed
in fog-wove veil,
Where shadows gray shut out the ray that in
the East is pale
Slow climbs the sun, with lukewarm breath to
cheer the days full birth,
And gladness bring to everything, and glorify
the earth.
CARS can be trained easier than horses. Both
require breaking, though.
THE O'Shea scandal may prove the political
death knen of Mr.. Parnell.
PIT. BARNUM is ill, but he shows signs of
speedy recovery.
SOME men pay more attention to the cultiva-
tion of whiskers than brains.
You don't have to be barber to shave
note.
PROF KOCH walks perfectly straight. even If
he has lymph.
THE North River Bank is the only institu-
ton affected by last weeks whirl in Wall
street. Too much water, perhaps.
THE Jealous French doctors are rejecting
the German doctors injection. Hate that
hurts health is simply devilish.
The world is growing better, but it gossips as
of old;
Still people only ask for what is right.
So when half startling story has been by
some one told,
We only say:
IT is significant to note that Prof. Koch has
not yet impaired his secret to single female
doctor.
THERE are fair minded people in Chicago,
of course but they do not seem to be connected
with the Worlds Fair.
IT has been demonstrated during the past ten
DAYS that the business of the country is not
carried on by gamblers in speculative shares.
THEY are Barring the money market with
vengeance in London.
THE silent man is generally listened to when
he speaks, for he has something to say.
A MAN can husband his strength, but good
woman can strengthen her husband.
THE Jays of financially Gould and Jay
Cook-are not in the jay class at all, at all.
The English sea Serpent has disappeared for
keeps
SPEAKER REED says he has cold. At all
events he seems to have severe attack OF chill
Blaine.
A FoReER always does write before he goes
wrong.
THE wild West must be awfully cut up with
warpaths.
STANLEY once called London music hall
fairy an angel Since then he has changed his
views about the heavenly hosts.
A QUARREL between the electric light COM
panies can appropriately be called revolt.
TIE Wall street brokers would sooner be
struck by John L. Sullivan than pinched by
Jay Gould.
DULL folk cannot be expected to make cut
ting remarks
| BLAINE is scheming to secure rs
Cheap tobacco and cheap tea;
| And he certainly will lure US
To boom reciprocity.
THE Oklahoma lawmakers have passed libel
| law to protect their characters. Judging from
| the opening antics of the ANIMALS when the cir
Gus commenced all the reporters have to do is
| To furnish full reports of Legislative proceed
| inps A diagram of members characters would
| be superfuous.
THE Berlinese are turning hotels into hospi.
| tails Both thrive on consumption, too.
THE Miss who marries and applies for q di-
| yorce was mismated.
THE world only tolerates fraud until IL is
exposed.
WHEN brewers turn out bad ale we want to
know what ails the brewery.
THE cable car man who ran into the rear Of
the car in front on Saturday simply lost his
| grip, also his situation.
WHEN Africa is opened up the elephant
| will 90 the way of the buffalo. Man is merci-
| less toward that portion OF the brute creation
which Yields revenue after death.
THE car stove is on duty again. 1t should be
fired.
ON sverybody's lips-Down.
| THE man who wants 10 leave big monS for
his heirs to fight about will find his opportunity
| in Africa, There's lots of wealth In sight
there according to the explorers.
THE proprietors of the sanitariums are the
only people who wish Prof. Rocks cure would
! fail.
THERE seems to be considerable breakage in
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