The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1890-07-04

the Baron Knyphausen. Unfortunately
for ths days pleasure. Herbert declined
to act as British General, and declared
that he wanted to command the Ameri-
cans. He said that Barry had only lived
in Springfield for one year and was
! therefore not entitled to the highest of.
fee the town afforded. Herbert said
that he didn't care to stand up and be
beaten, even in play. He sweiled him
self out and strutted and staggered
considerably over his own fancied Inn
portance.
The Flemings were prominent people
in Springfield, and when Herbert's Ia
Their learned that his son wished to play
the part of General Greene in the sham
battle he sent word to the teachers of
the academy that Herbert's wish must
be granted OF he would no longer pat
ronize the school. fH.aai
Barry Cartwright had been in an ec-
stacy of delight when Ne realized that
he was to lead the American army on to
victory He had fancied himself riding
his fathers horse into battle, and had
imagined that staid old animal trans
formed into gallant charger, seething
with foam, and prancing to martial mu-
sic! He had fancied himself, with sword
at his side, shouting his commands in
warrior-like fashion. He was poor
boy. His father had lost an arm while
fighting for his country, and had to
work hard to support and educate his
family. Barry had been obliged to wear
a suit of clothes that had been awkward
ly remodeled from his fathers old uni
form. Herbert Fleming had once ridi-
culed the cut of these garments, and
Barry had been stung by the ridicule. L
am afraid that he had cherished a
grudge against Herbert ever since.
When he discovered that he was to be
the hero of the sham-battle he took con-
siderable satisfaction in thinking that
Herbert would greatly like to be in his
shoes on that occasion.
Poor Barry was not to realize his tri-
umph, after all The teachers in the
military academy did not dare offend
Mr.. Fleming. and they decided that
Herbert should be given the coveted
generalship. Barry was told that he
must command the Hessiansl
Nobody knew what his disappoint-
ment was. Nobody knew how he shut
himself into his room and foughta battle
with his ugly feelings toward his school
fellow and with his own disappoint-
ment The boys pride was wounded,
and he felt that he had been defrauded.
He had taken his chances with the
other boys, and had honestly drawn the
ticket that entitled him to the favorite
generalship. Why should he be forced
to give it up? He would have refused
to take any part in the sham battle if it
had not been for his father. Barry did
not want him to share his disappoint-
ment He said nothing about the affair,
and consented to represent the Baron
Knyphausen. ~
1t was a bright spectacle-that little
parade that marched through Spring
field on the Fourth of July. The women
folk had taken an interest in the affair
and had made the boys uniforms. The
band played, and, dear me, what an i'm
partial band it was! 1t played "Yan-
kee Doodle and ''God Save the Queen"
Win equal enthusiasm .'..|
The two generals made a gallant APP
pearance-Herbert upon spirited black
mare and Barry upon his fathers sedate
old sorrel. The two officers preceded
their armies in their march to Academy
Green, where the school principal, Mr..
Dinwiddie, made speech and astonish-
ed the town by his eloquence. He told
of the battle that had been fought and
won in Springfield in the year 1850, and
how the stout hearts of the Jerseymen
were shaken when they discovered that
they had no more wadding for their guns.
There was an American minister in the
of the battle, named James
Caldwell. He was a great soldier as
we'll as great preacher, and was called
the Rebel High Priest" His wife had |
been shot by Hessian soldier, and
the terrible news was brought to him
while the battle was in progress, and at
the time that the want of wadding was
Mr.. Dinwiddie said that
this good man did not stop one moment
to vent his grief when the dreadful
news arrived. He did his duty before
he uttered one lament A poem, by
Bret Harte, told exactly what he did:
" They were left in the lurch
For the want Of more wadding. He ran to the
church
Broke the door stripped the pews. and dashed
out in the road
With his arms full OF hymn books, and threw
down his load
At their feet: Then above all the shouting
and shots
Rang his voice: Put Watts into 'em-Boys,
give 'em Wattsr'
And they did Mr.. Dinwiddie de-
clared that the British army was driven
out of Springfield, thoroughly democrat
lied and thoroughly astonished at their
own defeat. They did not know that
heoric preacher and the peculiar merit
in DR.. Watts hymns had conquered
them!
When the grafton was concluded the
band played Hail to the Chief" and
then the sham battle began.
Were soldier would give you all |
the details of that bioodless war. |
would tell you how the scouts came out |
to discover what the enemy was doing. |
l would tell exactly how both armies
advanced and retreated. / would tell !
how the old cannon doomed away on |
the hill, and how the rifles were loaded |
and reloaded with harmless blank cart |
ridges 1 would tell you all about the
real smoke, the real racket and the real |
that accompanied this pre-
tended battle. But 1 am no soldier, |
and therefore 1 could never do the sub
Jet justice.
On the occasion of which I write both |
Generals were unhappy, and this proves
that Craa tnaSS aoaS mot alwavs brinp