The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-04-20
ROUND THE COUNTY.
Personal Points on the Tire
Of the Revolving Wheels
of Time.
HoBoKEN HITS.

11OGofA EN- I'll -.
It may not be OF interest to any one to
know it, but 1t IS fact. Tom Noonan has
got new pair of trousers They are
Easter trousers and are bnilt on the right
angle style. Tom likes them aud the
girls look admiringly on them as they
pass by.
Constable Goelleris working hard to be
appointed sergeant-at arms at the Court
House to fill the vacancy caused by the
death of TON Foley. He cfaims that he
has fair chance for the appointment.
If you ever write anything about me,
said Christy Smith, Il will punch you"
This Is written to notify the Street Clean
ing Department to have on hand some
boxes to gather up the remains
Justice Stilsing. though stern, severe
and yet scft-hearted, never fails 20 note a
ludicrous incident in the examination of
prisoner or witness, and almost uncon-
sciously turns TO see if the reporters have
taken advantage of the incident The
Judge is thorough student of human
nature.
The Jersey City aud Bergen Railway
car conductors are kicking over the new
orders which compel them to jump oil the
car when approaching the Pennsylvania
Railway crossing 10 ascertain il a train is
approaching. 1t is, however, an order
for which the travelling public are thank
ful
The tallest man in the City Hall is
Treasurer Cleveland, ana the shortest
man is Clerk Jimmy Connolly rhe fat
test man Is John McCutcheou, and the
thinnest Que is Mr.. J. 0'Donneli. The
happiest is Paddy O'Neill.
Jimmy Lynch Is beyond question the
most important man in Hudson county
when he bowls with the john Boyds. He
outshines everything but Boyd's three
karat stone. Jimmy IS very successful
bowler.
Colonel Brown said he had startling
and frightful surprise one day last week.
1t WAS in the shape OF a constable who
asked fellow guest to sstage something
He told me this was astounding, but it
indicated increased prosperity, and that
some day even Dick Gar~ick might buy
some soda water.
Judge Aldridge is Jealous of Judge
Allen, although he ought not be, foi both
are bald headed. Judge Aldridge is
jealous OF Judge Allen because the latter
has more female clients than he has and
Judge Allen is good looking man also.
He Is not seventy years old yet
Dick Bischoff has written to his
friend in Ireland explaining to him how
the bunch of shamrock, which he had so
much admired, had been ruthiessly de-
srroyed. s'Dick" expects some German
shamrocks on one Of the Bremen steam
ers. He says he will not put them on the
end of the bar.
John Il. Havens is mentioned as can
didate for the Inspector Of Weights and
Measures. Charley" Van Dorn would
also like TO act as such, but it is said that
John has the inside track. The duties of
the inspector are very laborious.
Jack Flynn. who, by the way, is the
exact counterpart Of John l.. Sullivan,
made an efficient sergeant-at-arms at the
ladies' social session of the Elks. When
ever Chairman 0'Mealia called for some
one, if that body WAS in the room, the
sergeant-at-arms would not be long in
hustling him before the Chair.
When that peerless serio-conic. Mabel
Hadson, sang Annie Rooney at the
Elks session it was one OF the proudest
moments OF John Hainnond's life
Marty McDermott and his little
brown mare were on deck Wednesday
night, and Notwithstanding the fact THAI
Marty" said he was out OF condition he
received deserved applause.
What is coming over the City Fathers?
On Tuesday night they actually held a
meeting without wrangle, but perhaps
this is the calm which precedes a storm.
The storm may arise when the new Coun-.
Gil holds its initial meeting.
"Tonla kehoe. the great and only origi-
nal tom, is said to be booked for the
School Board can manage to get rid OF
the present japitor.
The sewers In the different parts of the
city are being we'll laid, thanks to SUI
peryision Of Freebooter Ellis "sill'' de-
lights in taking a hand in and showing
the men how to wor... and has already
soiled two good suits of clothes.
Fritz" Pohi's smiling countenance no
longer adorns the Theatre Cafe He has
hung out his shingle az the Oakland
Rink, Jersey City Heights. and is said to
be doing well.
IL is said that several members of the
Lime Kiln Club are preparing to visit a
fashionable tailor in Brooklyn and get
new toys for the coming summer. They
expect TO enchant the beauties at
Scauefzen Park.
Jimmy Lawson takes his defeat for
Alderman more gracefully than any de-
teated candidate 1 have ever met He
has no harsh words for his opponent,
and says that he win not forget the
friends who were with him on election
tiay. Some defeated candidates would do
well to emulate Mr.. Lawson
One of the surprises of the late election
was the surprisingly small vote Lew
McCuiloch received Tor School Trustee in
the First ward. Lew was very popular
and WAS coniidenr of being elected. yet
Hicks beat him easily. Hicks owes mis-
election TO the regular nomination and
nothing else.
It is now said that "Gus1 Bewig would
like to be Mayor, and he is said TO be
ayerse to going into any combine unless
he is promised the nomination.
"Chariey" Darcey's window at the City
Hall enables him TO view the beauties
which are constantly passing Oh Wash
ingtou street,
The new Board of School Trustees
promises to be lively Que. john
Reid, one OF the oid-time MEM
bers, will no doubt haze his little shy.
tsBills Dynan, the newly elected member
from the Third ward, is another good de-
bator.
Chief Dopovan blushed like a schoolboy
"Wednesday night when Police Commits
sioner kaufman and Sergeant-at-Arms
Flynn tod him that he was under arrest.
Chairman d Mealia fined the Chief for re-
sistiug arrest.
s.Do you see that houses" SAID con-
The best medical writer's claim that the sue.
cessfui remedy Tor nasal catafrh must be non
Irritating, easy OF applicafiou, ana one that viii
feash all tine remote sores and liberated sur
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