Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-27

something like the following would
bring him patients from afar:
To the (credulous) Pu6hc:-
j, Thomas Aldridge, NJ. D.. B.
A, G. H, late graduate from
Missouri's great West End, having
taken Especial course" of sii1
'0eeks duration on diseases of the eve,
ear, nose and throat, is fully pre-
pared to cure all diseases above the
"wozzen."
No desperate case will he pass by,
That can afflict the human eye.
With perfect ease he will extract.
The most malignant cataract.
Unstop the deafest, mutest ear,
That slightest, faintest, ripping hear.
Manipulating with hose,
Remove distractions of the nose,
Enabling one to smell with ease,
The odor of Limburger cheese.
In fell diseases of the throat,
To phonate like Billy goat.
TESTIMONIALS.
BARTEMUs RIDGE, PALEsTINE:-I
was born blind. So were all my an
cestors as far back as Nebucadnez-
zar. Blindness was hereditary in
our family. tried all the remedies
l saw advertised in the aImanacs.
Such as Stevens eye-salve, Hardy's
eye balm, Thompsons eye water and
the elixir iodo-bromlde of Calcium
compound, without the slightest
benefit. Seeing DR.. AS advertise
ment in the COURIER, L Immediately
put myself under the care of the
great eye-mender. The DIR. looked
at my peppers through his eyerscope
and said l had cataract in both
eyes and one in my nose. Grasping
his cataract snatcher, he had my
crystalllnes out in two seconds by
the chronometer. This he said made
his "thirty first successful case.
l can now see to thread needle just
as well in the dark as in the light.
Mrs. SUSAN BLINDER.
REEDvILLE, Me My hearing was
totally destroyed by the rebel can
mons, at the battle OF Bull Run.
For many years l spent all my
pension money on ear openers, hut
received no benefit. Seeing DR..
AS advertisement in the papers l
took the fast train for his office
which l easily found by meeting fel.
lows coming from there armed with
states and ear trumpets. l found
the DR.. gentleman y and from
the size and shape of his head 1 saw
that had found the right man.
The great deaf-healer gazed into my
head and said my drum and fife " ere
out of tune, that my eustacher was
bunged up, and that the cannon's
roar had coagulated the ear wax.
He Informed me Gas usually that she
had seen many cases just like mine
which he soon cured" ONO Cure,
no Pay"). L am happy to relate that
in four treatments" my hearing
was rendered so acute 1 could dis
tlnctly hear my wife's curtain lee
lures while l was asleep.
j. THOMAS DEAFER.
SNooTvILLE, TENNESSEE Il had a
dripping from my nose from child.
My coat sleeves always gave sad
views of my affliction. 1 tried all
the atomizers, and douched my nose
with gallons of snout water.
| was unable by my nose,
To tell dogfennell from the rose.
Seeing DR.. AS advertisement
in the papers l thought, as a der
nier, would try him. soon found
his office by large sign on which
was inscribed ''Dr. A, snoot special
ist." Ono Cure, no Pay"). Office
hours from sun to sun. The DR..
ran his sDoot opener up my probos-
els and said: "Eh!" This alarmed
me very much. l asked him what
he found. He said my case was a
bad one, "but Gas usually he had
seen many just like it, and cured
them all. Ono Cure, no Pay")
The DIR. said had antero- postero
occlusion of my sneezer, that
the vormer had separated the
snoot holes and that nv mares
were water-logged. The DIR. ouietea
my fears by informing. me he bad
cured "sixty five just such cases
that day. Under d. AS skilIfuI
treatment in three days I could on
kissing my wife tell readily when
she had been eating onions.
j. HENRY SNFEzER.
HYPocRITE BLUFF, CeEN:-I am 9
little man and an old man and have
been preacher of the gospel fol