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The Iola register., 1890-11-07
Saving the Lambs.

We lose great many lambs. We
lose seventy-five per cent more than we
ought to lose. But when the loss of
lambs is great the trouble is that we do
not flock the door until the horse is
stolen" We have practically, if not
really, dead lamb when it is dropped.
The seeds of death are planted in the
little creature before it sees the light.
The eve has not been properly cared
for. She may have been underfed. II
so how can it be expected that she can
furnish the material for the healthy
growth of her lamb and the preserva-
tion of her own functions? She may
have been overfed, and in that case the
system is clogged and the organs can
not properly perform their duty. If
abortion is escaped, garget will likely
result. especially if the overfeeding has
been upon heating, fattening food, and
the lamb has not fair chance for its
life Many lambs are actually starved
to death because they can not get milk
from an Infamed udder, which has es-
capped the notice of the fockmaster. If
the eve is so fed and managed that her
digestion is impaired or she becomes
feyerish, the lamb will havs trouble.
Prevention of trouble lies in proper
nagement.-Western Rural.
The Iola register., 1890-11-07
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
FEEDING THE NATIONS.

TUNE, Marching Through Georgian
On the rich and wide expanse of Uncle Sans
domain.
Farmers till the fertile soil and raise the
golden grain.
And from the hillside in the East as well as
Western plain.
They are now feeding the nations.
CHORUS:
Hurrah! Hurrahi The farmer is the mani
Hurrah! Hurrah. Deny it If you can,
That in lifes great battle here he ever leads
the van,
For he is feeding the nations.
From the pine-clad hills Of Maine to Cali
From the lakes to Mexico, one thousand
miles or more.
Honest farmers willingly the soil keep turning
DER.
stin to be feeding the nations.
CHORUS
Though the crops one season fail and profits all
are blue
Thousands on the earth below would not
know what to do,
But the farmer willingly begins his work anew
Sill to be feeding the nations.
CHORUS.
When the dark days approach and the light Of
hope grows dim,
And the merchants far AID near are making
profits slim,
The dependent millions then must put their
trust in him
Who is still feeding the nations.
CHORUS.
Honest farmers, do not fear the work you have
to do,
But while toiling here below just keep this
thought in view:
That there is better life when earthly cares
are through,
and you quit feeding the nations.
Ohio Farmer,
The Iola register., 1890-11-07
WhiteUash for Fowl Housez.

A first-class whitewash for the poultry
house, and, in fact, for any place, is
made as follows: Put two pailfuls of
boiling water into a tight barrel; dis
solve in hot water one peck of common
salt; add one.half bushel of the very
best well-burned, unslacked lime;
quickly add the salt water and cover the
barrel tightly to keep the steam in
while the lime slacks; when it is
through Stacking, stir until well mixed
together, and, if necessary, add more
boiling water, leaving the mass like
thick cream; strain through sieve or
coarse cloth. Soak pound of strong
glue in cold water over night; cook
three pounds of rice, without scorching,
until thoroughly done as for thin starch,
and to this add the glue; also add
two pounds of whiting, and stir well.
Add the entire mixture to the lime
wash, and enough hot water to make
the compound proper consistency, stir
thoroughly and keep hot while apply
ing. Six quarts of the mixture will
cover about one hundred square feet of
surface, and is very durable. 1t may
be colored any shade if so desired
Orange Judd Farmer.
The Iola register., 1890-11-07

my head jest when the folks was comm
out O. church. Gosh! wouldn'tit be fhn?
Kimball's Hired Mani wouldn't like
nothin' better than settin' down al day.
daubin' off picters like that. It's what
ye might call soft job, amt it, Cap'n2
Cap'n Loveridge-I call it a purity lazy
shif'less kind O. job fer a strappin,,
healthy man. If my boy Bill ever
showed any signs of takin' to'sech
trade as that I'd yank him out to the
barn an lather him till he'd walk
pigeon-toed fer 4 week. They don't
hardly make enough money at it to keep
'em alive. There wuz man along hero
last spring sellin' some kind O. colored
picters erother. He wanted two shillin'
fer the small size an forty cents fer the
largo ones, frames an all. Ask thai
feller how much he expects to git fer
that one he's maxim.
Bromfield, A. n. A. with an inward
prayer for forgiveness him it's
sold in advance for six thousand dollars
and, by the way, ask him if he can
change this fifty-dollar bill, will you?
Kimbsl's Hired Mantle says he's
sold it already for six thousand dol
lars, an he's got the money in his
clothes-an' he wants you to change
fifty-dollar bill for him, if ye kini Ito
Bromfeld.) That'll settle him, mister;
he's stingier than all git out
A pause of five or six minutes. during
which nothing is heard but the rattle Of
a distant mowing-machine.
Cap'n Loveridge clearing his throat
Sorry l can't change the bill for yei
mister; didn't bring much change with
me. But wish ye'd come down an eat
dinner to my house, this noon s I'd like
to talk with ye bout maxim some ar
rangement to have my boy Bill Parn
that there trade o yourn. I'd be willin'
to pay ye what's right if yell take him
fer prentice. ~
Bromfield completing his triumph
/ regret that can't accept your invita-
ton, as must be back in town before
banking hours are over, in order to see
about selling some bonds. As regards
your son, have two apprentices al
ready, at three thousand dollars each,
and shall not be able to take any more
for the next three years. Good morn
ing.-F. Opper, in Puck. a.
The Iola register., 1890-11-07
AN IMPROVED PIGGERY.

1t Is Convenient, Commodious and
Should Save Its Cost in n Few Years.
The accompanying perspective view
and floor-plan are of piggery, de-
signed with special view to the con-
venience OF brood sows, but equally
useful for any other swine. 1t is thirty
two feet long. In height it is six feet
in the clear at the caves, rising to
eleven feet at the peak. Directly over
the center is sort of cupola, eight
feet square, resting upon four posts,
six-by-six inches, and thirteen fee
high. Large windows on every
side furnish ample light and ventila-
ton. On the floor under the cupola is
a hexagonal area, eight feet wide, in
which are kept feed-box and a
hydrant From this area direct access
The Iola register., 1890-11-07

is obtained to every pen. The floor is
divided by strong partitions, four feet
high, into six pens of nearly equal size,
all connecting by gates with the central
area. Each one has sleeping-place six
feet square, divided off by low parti-
ton only high enough to hold the bed
ding. The dotted lines represent two
by-six inch pieces spiked to the floor.
If these are provided the occupants of
the pens will keep their sleeping and
feed-rooms duly clean. The troughs
for feed adjoin the side next to the
central area. Over each trough is a
hinged panel, which may be swung in
ward to fill the trough, and then
brought out again when all is ready.
The hydrant connects with a water sup
ply which should have sufficient head
to throw stream through hose to fill
the feed-troughs and wash out the pens
when desired. Each pen has an outer
door opening into the yard, AMI gate
communicating with the central area.
The latter furnish facilities for chang
ing pigs from one pen to another with
out gates directly between the pens.
No estimate of cost is given, for it
must depend wholly upon the style of
construction and the local prices for
o,aterials. 1t may be built very sub
The Iola register., 1890-11-07
THE ARTISTS REVENGE.
How He Got Even with Those VIII
Made Light of His Calling.

How He Got Even with Those Who
Made Light OF His Calling.
Cap'n Loveridge quilting up his horse)
What's he doin' there, Martin?
Kimball's Hired Man-Makin' paint
in; that's hand-paintin' you're doin'
there, amt it, mister?
Bromfeld, A. n. A. (who is finishing
study for his next exhibition picture,
"Waning Summer")-Yep.
Kimbalrs Hired Mantle says it's
hand-paintin' he's doin'.
Liddy Ann Kimball-Guess he's
maxim it for ono O. them picture papers,
amt you, mister?
Bromfield, A. n. A.-Nop.
Abs'lom Kimball-You might know is
amt for no picture paper; they don't
have pictures of nothin' but fires an ac-
cidents, an houses falHn' down.
Liddy Ann Kimball-May be it's for
one O. them funny papers, then-looks
kind O funny, don'tit?
Cap'n Loveridge-Tellhim if he wants
to put me in, with my ole hoss n buggy,
I'll let him dew it cheap-ho, no, no!
Kimbalrs Hired Man-Mebbe he's
goin' to put US all ir-haw, haw, hawl
Liddy Ann Kimball-He's doin' of
that piece O. stone wall now-4do you
have to git in every one % the stones,
mister?
Bromfield, A. n. A.-Nop.
Abs'lom Kimball = He's got more'n
forty different kinds O. colors in that
there box. wisht-
Kimball's Hired Man-Keep yer hands
out o. them paints, Abs'lom-prob'ly he
don't want We to tech 'em.
Abs'lom Kimball-Can't ye give mo
some O. that yaller you're squeezin' out,
mister? Iwantt to paint my stills with it.
: Bromfield, A. n. A. - Can't spare any.
Kimballs Hired Man-Lijer Wright
went up to the city few years ago to
learn the zerridge-paintin't 'trade-makes
purity good wages at it, ben told. He
comes down here once in awhile to see
his folks, all dressed up Ever ben in
troduced to him, mister?
Bromfield, A. n. Al never happened
to meet him. SO.
Liddy Ann Kimball-If you want to
put in our cows, mister, I'll go up yen
der n drive 'em down. One of 'em's
hookin' COW; but we won't let her git
near you. .rE
Bromfield, A. n. A-Much obliged;
but I'm afraid shan't have time to put
them in.
Abs'lom Kimball-If had that there
umbrelr I'd walk right past the meetin1
house next "'unday, holdin' it up over
The Iola register., 1890-11-07
FIG. 2. FLOOR PLAN OF PIGGERY.

stantially upon stone foundation, with
double boarding and building paper
for the sides, shingle roof and paint
On the other hand the plan is quite as
available for cheap structure on cedar
posts, with single sides of horizontal
boarding and roof of similar material.
If desirable to use the loft for corn
cribs or storage purposes the frame
must be made sufficiently heavy, and
the roof of a sharper pitch, with an
upper door at each end. A perspective
view of the piggery is shown in Fig. l,
and plan of ground floor in Fig. a.
American Agriculturist
The Iola register., 1890-11-07

ume of water flowing in stream is by
the Weir method. Place board at
right angles across the stream with a
rectangular orifice cut in the top Of it
as shown in the illustration. The total
quantity of water in the stream is COM
pelled to pass through this opening.
The two factors upon which the esti-
mate is made are the width and depth
of water passing over the gauge
Farm and Home. .,. ...
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The BIufer BBuHed.

Passenger No. 1 Gust entering the
car)-Is this seat engaged?
Passenger No. 3 (who wants the whole
seat to himselD - No, sir; but I'm
troubled with hay fever, and you better
not sit very near me.
Passenger No. 1-Oh, that's all right.
I've an attack coming on myself.
exit Passenger No. 2.)-The Jury.
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Fixed for George.

"Lucy," he said, in the low, soft,
persuasive voice of an early morning
tramp taking cold victual census Of
quiet neighborhood, ''why should I
not-Ouch! Hlazes! Collect"
''You should have told me you were
coming this evening, Harry" she said,
reproachfully. ''Those pins in my belt
were for George. Chicago Tribune.
The Iola register., 1890-11-07
The Home of Revolutions.

Prof G. Ografc-The earth makes a
complete revolution in S65 days and
hours.
Smartie-Some parts Of the earth
make a revolution oftener than that
Hayti and Venezuela, for instance
Light.
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A Nice Pair.

Brown and Smith Ton jag, meeting
Jones):
Brown with a misty recollection of
poker parlance)-I shay, Jones, amt
We good pair to draw to?
Jones acquainted with the game and
knowing their several capacities)-Yes,
you are; and very easy pair to I'LL
The Jury.
The Iola register., 1890-11-07

IT is perhaps true that it will not pay
to attempt to cultivate the huckleberry,
yet it has been done with greater or less
success, Notwithstanding that the
'1earned" in horticulture pooh-pooh ths
idea.
The Iola register., 1890-11-07

IT is charged with due solemnity that
a man received from the Agricultural
Department catnip seed for asparagus
seed, and that all the cats of the coun-
try congregated in his garden. We do
not know how much truth there is in
the story, but at all events we do not
require the story to strengthen our be-
lief that the Agricultural Department
is not first-class seed frm.-Western
Rural
The Iola register., 1890-11-07
To measure thc Volume of water,

The strict meaning of an inch of
water is statutory inch, that is a vol
ume of water which will flow in one
second, through an inch square orifice
under q tive-inch pressure. For irriga-
tion it appears to be the volume of
water which will flow through an inch
square opening through the season and
is considered in Colorado sufficient to
irrigate one acre. but is inaccurate. A
foot of water is that volume which will
flow during the irrigating season
through an orifice one foot square.
This will water
The Iola register., 1890-11-07

IhlS Will water
a b o u t ffty-four
acres. An inch Of
water is employed
in ordin ary engi-
neering a n d i s l.
172Sth part of one
cubic foot, United
S ia t es standard.
The usual method
of paapinp the vol.
The Iola register., 1890-11-07

And shouted to mine host:
''Ho! mix US two bonanzas,
We fain would drink toast"
Then did ye sldllful mixer E#.s
Two bottles set in line,
Ye one containing brandy,
Ye other yellow wine,
And these two pleasant liquids
Proceeded to combine.
Yc stranger eyed ye compound
With sigh of deepest bliss;
Then down his hairy gullet
II slipped with gurgling hiss,
And did cast bumper
Into mine own cbyss.
Then forth again we sailed
: Into ye outer air,
When 10! this world seemed glorious,
This life a boon most rare,
And that bewhiskered giant
A man divinely fair!
Quoth L: This same bonanz,
Puts fire into ye heart.
Return with me, 1 prithee,
Unto ye liquor mart,
And /, as doth beSeem me,
Win play ye buyers part"
When next again We sailed
Into We crowded street,
Twas arm in arm we wandered
The Iola register., 1890-11-07
A Reason.

He-Why are bears your favorite ami
mails?
She-Because they hug.-Munsey's
Weekly.
The Iola register., 1890-11-07

THE California pears in the windows
of the fruit stores, marked Napoleon,
are rouserS
The Iola register., 1890-11-07

And lifted high our feet,
Ye while ye gracious pavement
Rose up our soles to meet.
Ye third time that we issued
From that accursed den
A change was wrought within US,
Defy:ng tongue or pen.
Each fro plug seemed q hogshead.
Each man looked like to ten!
And still a fourth bonanza
Each poured into his face,
Which caused We mighty buildings
All round about 10 chase,
And made ye streets and alleys
Tie up and interlace.
Anon We swaying sidewalk
Grew rife with wriggling things;
Et With Holsters, pterodactyls,
And toads with fiery wings,
With blue and greenish devils,
And snakes with twisting stings.
That night within ye prison
slept as sleep ye deadi