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,1rou o. Lls; BUFFALO IT, LIZ 7-uOErps oAEr.

stovoy, Murphy, Wise. Twobase hit-J. Irwin, Stolen
By Kroy l. By Ferson L first base on errors-Eoiton
.; Bufnlo 3 Hit by pitched bAil-kowo. Person
Passed bsll-MaSk: VIVA p,,eh-Tsrson; s,sno l out
Quinn Kelly and Nash; Mash unassisted irwin Quinn
and Kelly; Hoy and Mack. Cmpires- Matthews ana
Cunning. Time-2s+o Attendance 255+
PHILADELPHIA " L. 0; cHcAootr L. S-ATrERSooS CANE
PnLADulruIA Nay. so-Ths Players League Club
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biI College W coTnsl-idp
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SSSIp Ssn.s Montgomery Long Island Park
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CINCINNATI IN. L.. s. NEW YORK IN. L.. l.
MOLNISG GAME

~ Sommers has played In live games with the
New YORK \. /. team. and has not made O
hit. In the last inning OF yesterday mornings
game hit from him would have Just about
ted the score: But he struck out, and that
Settled It. Had Bassett not been injured In the
the New lorks would likely have won as
Sommers made q sorry mess OF It all around
the field he stood like a stick and saw Reilly
get three bases on hit that Herman had TO
run away out OF his territory after. The score:
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Grand League Championship Game. Cinclnnatt W.
New York Dame r. q. Admission oOc.-Adp.
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GAMES OF DECORATION DAY.
THE INTEREsT ~ THE NATIONAL PAS
TINE CONTINUES UNdBIIED


How Most of the Prominent Games We're
Won aud Lost HeH'erdny-The Attend
nnce Com impaired with Last Yoar-StIrrInE
Contests Among the Local Amateurs.
The results Of the cham ponships both morn
Ing and afternoon In the four associations yes
terday we're rs follows;
THE NATIONAL LEAGUE
"a. M Cincinnati. 8; New York. l.
u. M, Ctncinnati | Now York, O.
"a. Al Boston, 6; Pittsburgh q
II. Nj. Boston. 3: Pittsburgh, 0.
"a. NJ Chicago o: Brooklyn, 4.
". NJ - Chicago. II; Brooklyn. 4.
"a. n. Cleveland. 81 Ihiladelphja, I.
Up. NJ Cleveland 4; Philadelphia, 1.
THE Players LEAGUE.
"a. NJ New York. II; Ilttsburgh, T..
VI, Nj Pittsburgh. y. New ! ork, E.
u,n tP. NJ Br1oklyn. "A; Cleveland. TO-
IA. M. Boston, &: Buffalo. T.
VI. NJ. Boston, o.; Buffalo, g..
"A. NJ. Philadelphia, 4; Chicago. g.
". NJ Philadelphia. o: Chicago, 8.
THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
"a. NJ. Brooklyn. 4: ST. Louis, 3.
". NJ ST. Louis 3: Bro klyn, /.
"A. NJ. Syracuse. 8; Toledo. =.
w. N, Toledo. /; Syracuse, 8.
"a. N; Athletics, 5; Columbus, 8.
CP. NJ Columbus 4: Athletics, 9.
IA. M At Rochester-itain
Up. NJ Rochester 4; Louisville. Q.
THE ATLANTIC ASSOCIATION.
"a. NJ. Newark. @ Jersey City. 4.
tP. M Newark. 10; Jersey City. 7.
"a M worcester 8 Washington O..
tP. NJ New Haven, 0: Baltimore. D.
"a. NJ Baltimore. x; Hartford 2
tP. NJ Hartford 9; Wilmington. 4.
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PHrtApELrmI. May. su.-This is how the National
League games resulted to day:

sscrtnss hits-NyerA Thompsop Mexican, oilks and
Daily. BABrs stolen-Zimmer. Double playn-Nyers
aud McChuey, smaley and Veait Left on bases--
Philadelphia o Cleveland, 8: struck out-Thompson,
Mexican Daily, SnAlIoy and WAdsw orth. First base
an bAls-Mcc1nsy, Alien y, vesit Davis spIley,
thinner C2I Hit by pitched ball-Burke, Sohrtver.
wild pitches-wadsworth /; smith, l. Time-iiao
Empire-McDermOtt
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Earned runs-New York. 4: Pittsburgh T. First base
By errSr.l-Ssw York, Pittsburgh 2 Left on bases
crane s. OF calvin strnck mi RX S, on
Ewing i BY Calvin, / Home runS-FieidS a. Three
base hitS-CrAnG Oh Nlsner TwobAse hlts-Connor
Qkourke. Sacrifice hits-Gore, Richardson (2l visnor
koei9Ion, Calvin Stolen bases-Hsnion (2j, Kuehne
balls-vaughn. J.; Carroll .; Umpres-Perguson and
uOlbert. Timo-l1O AttendRnee-L246
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>''N'''---''
First base on errors-New York l; Cincinnati . Left
on bases-Sow York 3: Cincinnati I. First baso on
eAlh.Qa kusie =: % y",t ). struck out-.By Rnse
heard Knight Keenan, Wan, Glasscock IS stolen
nasss-ncIhe" i"i!iay ClArke iIouhle plays-Glass
Reilly; Wan and Reilly HI, by pitcher-Marr Holt
1ime-l1H ''
c1N,uNu.r, ~ ~ O. amin ,,on, f.,
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Totals, 10 INs26 III TOtalh -. 5 127lb =
'GrubsF declared out for batting out OF his turn
5GiESStixRa :S SsSS5G--'S
Earned EunS-Brooklyn. 81 Clsyeland O. Left on
Brooklyn laceysland, First base on 6IilS-oh WSy.
hing 81 on GrubOr. o. Struck out-By WeyhtnE, Oh
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22
How the Infants Shoot.

A charming young public school
teacher, with very lively set of young
charges, is responsible for the follow
ing tales, which appear in the Wash
ington Post. She told the youngsters
to write compositions on Good Man
ners." This was the most unique, by
an eight-year-old:
Good manners is keeping your fresh
mouth out of other peoples business. >
The teacher drew a picture on the
blackboard of boy wading in the
water holding crab in the net. Little
Jules GARNER wrote:
@The crab we see on the board is not
a deviled crab, but salt water crab. !"
Is the dime novel di appearing from
the hands Of innocence? 1t looks
that way. The teacher read her pupils
q short Indian story. They listened
with open mouthed interest.
and tomahawk few by the boys
head and buried itself in tree Now,
children, how many of you know what
a tomahawk is?"
No reponse.
eCome, any boy who knows what a
tomahawk is may hold up his right
hand"
One timid hand went up,
@Well, Johnny, what IS a toma-
hawke"
"a tomahawk, Miss Mamie, is some
kind of bird, / believei'
@Why do you think it is bird p
because it is hawk, and you said it
few By the boys head.
Innocence forever, and down with the
aBoy Scout of Dead Mans Gulch!"
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22
CornleId Philosophy.

-he hen that lays the golden egg
will not make a pot-pie any better
than the old rooster that lays no egg
at all. Kill the rooster.
The railroad is good institution
until it runs across your own farm.
Don't try to light a match by
scratching it on ice.
"Try, try again" is motto that will
hardly apply with good results to in
vesting in lottery tickets.
The poor man has few of the luxu-
ries of this life, but then he is not com
PEELED to lie to the tax assessor.
1t will not hurt you for some one to
say that you are liar and thief. 1t
is only when he proves his charges that
you lose caste with your neighbors.
Perhaps the reason that your neigh
Dor prays so long on Sunday, after
cheating you during the week, is that
he feels down in his heart that he
needs lots of prayer to save him.
Chicago Ledger.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22
WORK AND WORKERS.

A Nassau IN. H. cotton firm has cut wages
because of Southern competition"
A bill before the Massachusetts, Legislature
fixes eight hours as a days work on railroads.
The Michigan Federation OF Labor refused
to admit Barry, founder OF the Brotherloo /
OF United l. lbor.
The Bricklaysrs' Union of Boston has in
vited the Employers Society to debate the
eight-hour day at public meeting.
A bill before TIL Ma ssachusetts Legislature
will abolish fines for bad weavinz. In some
cases men have been fined 50 50 cut of pay
of So so.
Syracuse Knights urge the abolition of
the Erie canal, and its replacement by a rail-
road owned and operated by the State gov
ernment
Bills before the New YORK Legislature call
for the weekly payment of wages n"prompt
payment of wages to carpenters and to
prohibit the sale of prison made goods.
1t is reported shat all the manufacturers
of cordage and bindiug-twiue in the country
have formed an ASSOCIATION intended 10 do
away with former differences between midi
vidual companies, aud to create more bar
mony of interests as well as improving the
general condition of the industry. There
are about thirty-tive establishments engaged
in making cordage aud binding Irvine, and
the formation of the association is to avoid
competition in the buying of fbres, which,
heretofore, has forced excessive prices.
A bill before the Ohio Legislature is for
making void any agreement between rail-
road companies and ihsr employees By vir-
tue of which such employees release the road
from liability iu case Of injury to such EN-.
ployes; prohibiting railway companies from
compelling their employees to join mutual in
surancs or benefit companies; providing
hat where q railway employee is injured
through the negligence of another employe
ne shall not be debarred from bringing suit
for recovery Of damages against the com
pany.
AS far as can be ascertained, there were in
January, this. year, 81 strikesthroughout the
United States, involving ,65i wage workers.
dost OF these strikes were sainst reductions
of pay. Next in Importance came those
forced upon the workmen 10y the attempts OF
employers to break up trade ulions. Buffalo
cJopers struck to have a man dIschars Ell
len cents per barrel is paid. Southboro'
tMass.1 lasters won a strike and the dis
charge OF non-union men. Fall r YER unions
talk OF asking law fixing fifty-four hours
as weeks work. MINI lat orers at Palmer,
Mich, struck for an alvanea-Sl Is to SO o
day. Some sho cutters at Haverhiii, Mass,
struck for an advance from SIS to SlT q
week. The Chicago C opers won the demand
for B, cents for barrels and 40 Tor tiercss
The men employed in Wurralfs machine
shops at ELI ibeth, N. j., quit work. San
Francisco shoeiasters have struck against a
cut, The men were making from 50 to $l1
per week. Sharon, iPal molders STRUCK
against non-union man. Lowell ingram
weavers won strike against carrying their
own niling from down stairs,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22
Men without Names.

In a work upon the prisons of Siberia,
NJ Edgar Boulangier, French engi'
neer, who spent long time in the SER
vice of the Trans-C Caspian Railway, de-
scribes a strange class of beingsin TINT
country. They are the men who do not
know who they are.
No doubt many of these men merely
assume this ignorance, in order to mys-
tify the officials. but their identity is in
many cases totally unknown to the au-
thorities and all their acquaintance.
The prison of Alexandrovsk, NJ.
Boulangier says, contains several Of
these singular people. Now and then,
driven by hunger, vagabond comes
to the prison door and asks to be
taken iu.
81 have come to deliver myself up,
says the vagabond.
For what reason? Who are you?"
81 don't know"
Don't know? What's your name ?"
al have forgotten it; it was so long
ago."
Where is your passport? ?"
81 have none"
"Then you are brodidga-a vaga-
bond; you have escaped from prison.
What crime were you in for?"
Il have forgotten"
Nothing more definite can be got out
of him. Sometimes these vagabond
exiles accuse themselves of crimes that
they have not committed, in order to
make interesting journeys at the ex-
pense of the government. Frequently
their imposture is detected after they
have been transported long distances,
but who they really are the authorities
seldom ascertain They are kept under
surveillance, and NJ. Boulangier is Of
opinion that they sometimes really for
get what their names are.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22
JEWELS AND LACES.
" Oh. girl with the jewelled fingers.
Oh, maid with the laces rare /"

strength to the whole system. For over.
worked, vermont rundown debh
tated teachers. milliners, dressmakers
seamstresses, shop girls" housekeepers.
nursing mothers, and feeble women gen
orally, Dr. Pierce's Favoritc Prescription
is the greatest earthly boon. being une-
qualed as an appetizing cordial and no
storative tonic.
As q soothing and strengthening nervine.
q Favorite Prescription is unequaled and
is invaluable in allaying and subduing nerv-
Gus excitability, exhaustion. prostlation,
hystsrfa, and other distressing nervous
symptoms, commonly attendant upon f,inc.
tional and organic disease. 1t induces re-
freshing sleep and relieves mental anxiety
and dependency
An Illustrated Book Of 100 pages, treating
Of woman and Her Diseases, and their
Self-cure,' sent sealed, in plain envelope,
on receipt of ten cents. in stamps
Address. WORLDS DIsPEHsARY MEDICAL
ASSOCIATION, No. Cos Main Street, Buffalo,
n Y.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22

What are your jewels and what are your
laces worth to you if, from undergoing the
trying ordeals which fashionable society inn
poses on its devotees, and which are enough
TO test the physical strength and endurance
Of the most robust, you break down, lose
your health and become a physical wreck,
as thousands do from such causes
Under such circumstances you would
willingly give all your Jewels and all your
laces to regain lost health This you can do
if you will but resort to the use Of that
great restorative known as DR., Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription. Thousands Of grateful
women bless the day it was made known to
them
For all those arrangements, irregularities
and weaknesses peculiar to women, it is the
only remedy, sold by druggists, under a
positive guarantee from the manufaet-
urers, that it viii give satisfaction in every
case, or money will be refunded This guar
antee has been printed ON the bottle-wrapper
and faithfully carried out for many years.
As an inyigorating tonic, it imparts
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22

some the prejudice which has heretofore
existed against Them
In diaeonals and in vida vale goods
COR spring topcoats the dark-green shad-
.ngs are quietly effective 10 quite IRE
iis,ible degree.
The double breasted long sack reefng
Jacket, made to fit loosely, is the bright
particular hit OF this season in the cloth
ing business.
Well-made trousers are seen al the r
best under the present accepted vogue as
70 measurements. The tendency toward
he absurd balloon revival has been hap
PLY checked. The correct trousers are
now ent reasonably snug about the hips
sith straight fall and slight sharp
tnper toward point at the bottom.
Aside from the crush hat, the tall silk
stovepipe is the only appropriate head
gear to be worn with evening dress.
Swelidom will welcome the opera hit
back ag in when the proper time arrives,
FOR thu silk hat is, upon occasions, very
much in the way and decidedly incon-
venient to manage.
Some of the ultra swells will wear
white waistcoats when the thermometer
is down near freezing point. The mo-
ter al is washable, but infinitely warmer
than the summer textures.
The figured waistcoat is the one sop
cast by the relentless fashion-molders
this season to the small army of men
with ready money to spend ia costume,
and possessing we'll defined penchant
for the natty and picturesque in dress.
In the variety of style and beauty of
workmanship the American manufac-
turers of canes and umbrellas long since
distanced European competitors. These
articles come forth in wondrous multi
plicity of design at this period of the
year, and for seryiceability those of the
best quality may be warranted to stf.ld
ell of the tests in contest with the best
example on which duty was ever paid.
As if TO deprecate and diseountenance
the wearing of the high hat with the
sack dress .coat, some of the leading
swells have taken to wearing brown and
light colored Derbys with the garment.
This attitude makes the ASSOCIATION of
the high hat and swallowtail even more
dis inctively correct, and furthermore
acts as foil TO any sugge ion of Gu
croacbment upon the realm of the skirt
coat of full evening dress.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22

Biikins How is business, Wilkins ?
Wilkins-Can't make it go. At this
rate I'll be bankrupt in another month.
l don't seem to have any head for bust
ness.
Bilkins-No, you haven't; but you
have good stand, and if you'll promise
to keep hands off and let me run
things, I'll go in with you as a partner.
Wilkins Done. A friend in need is
O friend indeed.
Guest of Mr.. Wilkins (ten years
after)-What magnificent place You
have!-everything that wealth could
buy or heart wish! You have been
wonderfully prosperous, Mr.. Wilkins.
Mr.. Wilkins (sadly)-True, but after
all l get only half the profits of my
great establishment. 1 just tell you,
my old friend, the mistake of my life
was in taking a partner.-NeaU York
H'eeILU,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22
BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD,
Time table In effect Nov. 10th, 1889.
WESTWARD

No Vestibuled Limited daily, leaves New
YORK II Is a m. Phila Is, BALTIC 10 le a M
Wash il 20 IN. arrives at Marunsburg l IS p
m, Pittsburg IS p M and Chicago 10 IS a m.
Connects at Hancock for Berkeley Springs ex-
cept Sunday.
No Limited Daily, leaves New York 800 n
M, Phila SO, BALTIC 80. Wash $50, arrives at
Martinsourg Il 40 m, and Chicago 0 As p m.
No Nestibuled Limited Daily, leaves New
Wash 8 10, arrives at Martinsburg 5 10, > m,
Cincin ~ a m, ST Louis 6 50 p m. Connects
TOT berkeley Springs except sunday.
No Express Daily, leaves New York 90 D
m, Phila IS, Baltimore 10 25 Wash Ii 80 D M
arrive at Martinsburg AZ m, Cincin Is d IN
and St Louis % M stops at Hancock and
No Pittsburgh Express Daily, leaves New
Y ork 90 m, Phila 40, Balto7 80 and Wash
10, arrive at Martinsburg 10 so p m and Pitts
No - BALTIC and Keyser Accommodation
DAILY, leaves BALTIC via old line 10 a m, ar
rive MartinshuTg at s 25 a m, Keyser IL 50 m,
stops at all stations and connects at Hancock
LOT berkeley Springs except sunday.
no 10 BALTIC and Grafton Accommodation
Daily except Sunday, leaves BALTIC via old
line at ~ a N, arrive at Martinsburg at 10 p
m, stops at all stations. connects at Hancock
ior Berkeley Springs and at Green Spring Run
ior Rompey.
EASTWARD.
No Vestibuled Limited Daily. leaves Chi
cage at So p m, arrive at Martinsburg 90 D
m. Wash 0S BALTIC 3 30, Phila 20 and New
YORK nork 10 10 m, connects at Wash juno fol
IteuStlGk.
Nos Express Daily, leaves Chicago 10 10 a
IA. arrives at Martinsburg at 30 a m, Wash
u y m, BALTIC % p m, Philadelphia 20 New
York 81 D m.
No Vestibuled Limited Daily leaves st
louis s 90 IN, Cincln vs. PIN. arrives at Mar
tlnsburg ii 80 N, Wash | 81 m, BALTIC 2 as
lhila 81 and New York % p m, stops at Shen
Juno connects at II Ferry for the valley ex-
cept Sunday and at Wash juno for Frederick
NO Express Daily, leaves ST Louis 05 p NJ.
Cincln 5 90 m, arrives at Martinsburg at 30
u 10, wash %, BALTIC %, Phila 10 and n
~ 80 m.
No 10 Express Daily, leaves Pittsburgh g2Op
m arrives al Martinsbsrg As M Wash I TO-
Balto 10, Phila II U0and Y ISL M
No 10 Daily, leaves Grafton IS IN and
Fittsburg ~ III, arrives at Martinshurg Is
= m, Wash 80 and BALTIC As y m, stops at ali
stations west Of Wash juno, conuect at II F
for Winchester, at Wevertown for Hagers-
town and at w juno for Frederick, except
sunday.
No Il Piedmont and BALTIC accommodation
Daily except Sunday, leaves Martnsburg at
ii 10 am, arrives at BALTIC via old line at SO u
m, stops at all stations, connects at Weverton
for Aagerstown and at Frederick juno for Il.
No 40 Martinsburg and Sandy Hook Accom-.
Daily except sunday, leaves Martinsburg
At 10 IN, arrives at II. f. IS and S. II, 90
m. stops at oil stations and connects at H. F.
for BALTIC and points on valley r. r.
g. W. SANTMAN,
Ticket Agent, Martinsburg.
CHAs. o. SCULL,
Gen. Pass. Agent
Ut. ODELL,
Gen Manager, Baltic, Md.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22
THREE KILLED In A WRECK,
A Passenger and Freight Train Col
Tide ON the Monon Road.

A Passenger and Freight Train Col
Tide ON the Ionon Road.
The North bound morning pass niger train
on the Louisville, New Albany aud Chicago
Railroad collided with freight engine two
miles North of Mitchell, Ind, at 10 o'1iocz
A N.
W. Fl. billiard, of Louisville, ca: ,neer, ara
J. B. Godinger, of New Albany, fireman Of
the passenger engine, were instantly killed,
and Charles Wright, mail agent, of Orleans.
Ind, was fatally injured ami died in short
time.
A few ether passengers were hurt, but not
sertously The wreck was caused by wrong
orders from the train dispatcher, who Or
dered the freight engine South on thu time
of the Northbound passenger train. The III
jured were brought mere.
A freight wreck on thu Main line OF the
Louisville, New Albany and Chicago Rail-
road, between Moaon aud Chicago, delayed
the Southbound yestibuie train SIX hours.
The officials of the road say that no one was
injured.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22

Ben Franklin is to blame for the sor-
did and very partial view of success
that prevails in this country. Frank
lin, though himself not parsimonious
man, dinned maxims of parsimony into
the ears of the American people SC
persistently, and did it in such a won
derfully forcible way, that he succeed
ed in ingraining the thought of the
American people with an eminently ma
terial philosophy. The moral Of it all
is-save, save, save for rainy day.
By dint of everlasting repetition of the
vision of the rainy day that has got tc
be laid up for, Ben Franklin has sue,
ceeded in taking all the sunshine out
of the days that are not rainy for hun
dreds of thousands of people. Boston
transcript.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22
WHIPPED BY WHITE CAPS,
A West Virginia Man and His wifi
Terribly FIOgged.

Terribly Flogged.
The red men and white cap spirit seems ia
be coming to the front again in certain sec
tions of West Virginia. At Rockport, Wood
county. Charles Smith and his wife were 9TH
taken from their home aud numerically
beat n on the bare back with hickory switches
and compelled to leave the county and the
state. The family passed through Parkers-
burg and told a horrible story of their suffer-
ings and treatment. The wife says that after
whipping her husband the mob caught her
as she was trying to escape from the house
With the children, and tied her to tree She
was then beaten until the blood cAme Mrs.
Smith says the sole cause for the outrage was
her resistance to the improper solicitation OF
acitizen Of her neighborhood. At Clay Court
house woman was also driven away by a
mob, who visited her bousa, firing guns and
revoiv, RS, and tied note of warning ard a
bunch Of hiskorles to her door.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22

A TEACHER was instructing his class
in natural history "And to what class
of birds does the hawk belong?.A he
asked. 40 the birds of prey" waSshe
reply. "And to what class do quail
belong2" There was a pause. The
teacher repeated the question.
"Where does the quail belong?" "On
toast'' yelled the boy at the foot Of
the class
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22

FARMER HAYsEED Doctor, that
heifer o mine is a pretty sick animal
Doc to.-Yes, so / see. Farmer Hay
seed-I'd like to haze you fix her ur
if you can You see, Doctor. my wife
died two months ago, and it would BE-
awful hard to lose 'em both in one
year.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1890-02-22

WELL, sir, asked noisy disputant,
don't you think I've defeated my an.
tagonist to some purpose? "Oh. yes,
replied the listener, you have If evel
l should happen to fight with such
Philistines, I'll borrow your jaw bone.