The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1890-02-06
PITH AND POINT;

The sailors accounts are cast up by the
sea.
Rights and lefts-The 'ins" and the
"outs."
Spoiled children make bad men and
women.
4 martial strain is that which is put on
the drum-major's spine.
The best site for the Worlds Fair is
undoubtedly the mirror.
Some women like whispered tale Of
love, but belle prefers declaration
made in ringing tones. .-Baltimow An7era-
can.
The old railroad contractor should be
in good physical condition, for he is
training all his life.-Kearney Enter
prise.
The Indians are the largest land owners
in the country, but they have raised more
hair than potatoes, thus far. ar.-A'nneapoli'
Journal.
A Morsel for the Dog.-Tramp-sspm
nothin' but bundle O. bones" Hired
Girl-"Here, Tige, go bury him. "--A'sn-
sey's Weekly.
81 think your wife wants change"
"Change9 Doctor, you don't know that
woman. Change will never do for her.
She needs fortune" {"
"Ma, the minister is s.coming:" "What
makes you think SOB sD you see himW
ssNo, but saw pa take .ae parrot and
lock it up IN the stable. ss5e-.ss 8, :,
/ Nations are like individuals, says an
orator. Not much. You never hear an
individual complaining about the size OF
bis surplus.-Bostun Courier.
Lawyer-sYour opponent will have to
pay the amount, but you will have to
stand the costs" Client-'sWill you
please tell me, have won or lost"
Lancaster-''I hear that you have been
burning the midnight oil. What study
interests you so lnuch9" Forester
"How to get the baby to sleep."-1sme.
Although they went to school together,
he never dreamed how much he loved her
Until her wealthy uncle died.
-Harper's Bazaar.
How hard some men will struggle to
build little reputation, and will at once
give up the the ghost when it comes to
building kitchen fre.-Kearney Enter
prise.
Lioness-ssI've been chasing a mis-
sionary for about s'teen miles Did you
see where he went, me lord9" Leo
ayes, my dear; he just stepped inside"
Puck.
"What does man know about a
woman's dress, anyway" scornfully
asked Mrs. B. "He knows where the
pocket isn't" was Mr.. BIS reply
Louisville Journal.
Stern Parent-"Look here, I have just
been told that you received thrashing
in school last week. I didn't know it at
the time" Jimmy-I did, pa
Laurence american. AaSE
she-"sir, what do you mean byfput1
ting your arm around my waists He
.Eo you object?" she-''Mr. Arthur
Gordon, III Iil give VOL Just Ave hours to
remove your arm" ."-BOstoH Beee0n.
Some one was saying before Jones that
the bestmethod of restoring those who had
been frozen was to roll them in the snow.
"That may do we'll enough in winter;
time, but what yer goin' to do in sum-
mer, when there amt no snow2" COM
mented that cheerful idiot.--Judge.
Don't waste the gas, the high-priced gas,
Now nights grow long and drear;.
When comes to pass, each precious lass
Expects her sweetheart dear.
'Twould be quite right to quench the light
When dudes, as green as grass,
Make their tongues run on what the've DONE
They'll furnish all the gas.
Judge.
A number of children were making
good deal of noise, and their mother,
after rebuking them several times, at
last said: eff I have to speak again, 1
shall punish some of YOU" At this the
Youngest child rolled off the sofa, and,
after gravely rejecting awhile, said:
"Then mamma, I'd advise you not to