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The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23
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The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23
GEMS IN VERSE.

The Conrtship's Log Book.
The courtship is pleasant boat,
No matter what the weather,
Or how the seas may run, twill aoat
As gayly as a feather.
A woman. so the legends say,
Originally planned IL,
But never dared to sail away
Till with n mate she manned it.
Though mates at times must bear breeze
That really is a spanker,
It's when they dare their wives displease
III latter weigh their rancor.
Some, when upon the welded sea,
Midst squalls and rocky weather,
Would from the stormy ocean flee,
But more sail on forever.
And should captain lose her mate
Hope isn't left abnft her,
They trim their sails and lie in wait
To capture what they rafter
--Chicdqo Herald.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23
Not western Beef.

Fair Customer-Is this Western beef9
Eastern Butcher (proudly)-No, madam;
we don't deal in i'll hammered steers from
the rowdy West. This beef, madam, is
from highly cultivated and very re-
fined COW, formerly of Boston. --Nclo
York WeehlH
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23

Junior partner (colde, Cash s. Col
The salesman in department X says
he won't perjure his soul another week
lying about our goods. 1t will be diff
cult for as 20 Gil his place.
Senior partner How much is he
getting2
''Ten dollars a week.
Offer him S12 and commission. ~
NelD York TFeeklg.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23
A Complicated Funeral.

o, bury my arms In dear Mexico,
Aud bury my heart in the South;
o, bury my legs in the State of New York,
In Georgia please bury my mouth.
For have been married ut least four times,
70 spouses who've laid down their lives.
And now that I'm dead wish TO be placed
AT the side of my various wives.
Tim.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23
A Distinction and a difference.

Mrs. Brlndle-I must have some money
today, William. Tm going shopping.
Mr.. Brindle Gin SURPRISED What do you
want with money!
Mrs. Brindle ditto can buy
gooCs without money!
Mr.. Brindle-Ohl you're going to buy
something's / thought YOU were only
going shopping. -Lipptnoott's.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23

Some people never will be rich.
because they're always stewing
And fussing over something which
Some other fellow S doing
-Louiscile JoWHGl
Alas, what dismal, dire contempt
The human race begets:
For girls will coddle woolly dogs,
Aud men smoke cigarettes.
Aeychdilt YTdreller.
All, husband do not scold Your wife
Aud make her poor heart ache.
Because she can't build pies like those
Your mother used to make.
That is, unless you're quite prepared,
To see the whole thing through,
And buy her hats and dresses as
Her father used TO do.
Ripley Tribune.
Women may not love him.
Men may not adore him;
Yet he who wheels the barrow
Carries all before him.
philadelphia Inquirer.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23
LAUGH IF YOU CAN


He-How can thank you for such e
sweet kiss rs that
She-Oh. don't mention It, please
Ycrre Holte Erprcss
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23

Patient-Isn't Sc rather high for pulling
tooth?
Dentist-I think not. Fifty cents for
extracting and 81. 80 for gas.
Patient-That's all right. I'll never
kick at S1.50 gas bill Lotoett Citizen.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23

''She lifted me--ies' left me sudden like:
Went with an Old time rival thar knew
Hurt You should have seen the hammer
strike
The glowing iron. Sakesl how the red
sparks flew,
Blame her. Not Il'' The smith his hammer
laid
Upon the forge. "The day that she was wed
walked with her; and b. her grave prayed
That might soon fad there my marriage
bed
'sles--np yon road that Winds 50 white IN
dust
Among them pines, snd on around the hill
They carried her that day, an som my rival
must
Take me. Til then Iwork and wait his
will
-Titts5urg Dispatch,
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23
FIRST ALpERMANrc DISTRICT.


FIRST ALDERMANIc DISTRICT.
First precinct at sIcEwen's shop at No. 4i% Greene
street; bounded as folows-East ny city line, west
ire line OF Morris street. 50 dta bv city nue.
second precinct at NO l21 Norris street. SoNner's
Washington street north b., centre line OF Morris
street, west Dy Centre line OF henderson street.
Third precinct at No 900 Grand street; bounded
as ioliows-E East by eenire line OF Henderson
line Of Grand street. from Henderson street to
Grove street and by centre line of bright street.
line Of Barrow, street producsd sonth city line;
south by city line.
Fourth precinct at No IS Greene street. bounded
as foilows-soulh by centre line OF Norris street,
from Hudson River 10 Washington street; west by
centre line OF Washington street. from Morris
Grand street, from Washington street TO the HUI.
son River; east by Hudson River.
Fifth precinct ut No. 50 Grand street, aIcDonaid's
stable; bounded Follows South By centre line
street, west by centre line OF Washington street,
from Grand 70 Pearl street north by Iine OF
Pearl street from Washington street Hudson
River; east lsy HUDSON Hiyer.
sixth precinct NJ EngIae House No. o MONS
streets bounaea as foliows:.llas by centre line OF
Washington street from Norris street 10 Sussex
street. south b3 centre line or Morris street, fr
line Of Henderson street. from Norris street 10
Grand street; north by centre line OF Graud street
from Henderson street 10 Warren street. east ny
centre line OF Warren street, from Grand 70 Sussex
street north By GENRE line Of Sussex street, from
Warren to Washington street.
seventh precinct No. III York street. bounded
as follows, South by centre line OF street,
from Washington to Warren street; west by ccntre
line of Warren street. from Sussex to Grand street.
south by centre line q Grand street. from Warrea
Worst street, from Grand to Montgomery street;
Te 9o q ns IF st 81 osas n aFo
Warren street. from Montgomery 70 York street;
x rs e a9s sesrs ns 81 as
lugton street. from York 10 Sussex street.
penter sbop bounded as by
hne Of Washington street, noln Pearl " York
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23

at seven o'clock in this morning. and remain in
sion until eight O'Clock IN the evening" for the pur
pose OF revising and correcting The registry OF tue
general election Immediate ireceding. taking
the certified copy thereof led with City Clerk,
OF adding thereto The names OF al persons entitled
TO the rgnt OF suffrage in the several Election DIS
tf.ets al Tue next ensuing municipal election and
who snail appear IN person before them who
shall b. shown y the affidavit IN writing of
voter IN said district be legal voter therein,
ant or erasing therefrom the name OF any person
VINO a'ter a fair opportunity to be heard shall be
shown not to be entitled vote Their ein by reason
OF non-resid ence or otherwise; and that much OF
said Registry revised and corrected ; pertains
10 the huth Aldermauic disricr shall he the Regis
try o pc used AT the special election Alderman
IN said district aud notice is hereby further gt en-
tnat ire Annual Charter Election aud special eiec-
ron for Alderman, III the fth Aidem anic district.
VIII be lefd OF
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23

Tenant-See here. won't pay another
cent Of rent until you have repaired the
water pipe in my cellar.
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23
Tuesday. April 5, 1890,

commencing at six o'clock in the morning and
CLOSING at seven O'Clock i'll the evening and Ii,at
the following named places for Registry and Flee
tion aud boundaries of election precincts at winch
said boards Shall meet and said election shall be
held, have been appointed and adopted by the
The Sunday morning news. [volume] (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1886-1891, 1890-03-23

Agent " mats the matter now
Tenant Matter Why, the cellar is
full of water. | was raising chickens
down there, but every one of them is
drowned.
Agent-Well. my dear sir. why in
thunder didn't you raise ducks. Munsey's
Weeklu
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

=
Election Likely To lie n subject for seri-
Gus Inquiry-Rrice and "A Democratic
Critic.
Washington special
The means by which Mr.. Brice, of
Ohio, obta ned his seat in the United
States Senate may be a subject of serious
inquiry when the time shall come for
passing upon his credenti lis. 1t seems
TO be overlooked that Mr.. Brice does not
take his seat until the beginning OF the
Fifty-second Congress. Mr.. Payne, q =
slit ng member, will retain his place unit
one year from March next. The OH
Legislature elects its Senators now Que
year in advance of the time when they
will take their seats, because the sessions
of the Legislature are only biennial. A
prominent Ohio Democrat who has him
self at times been mentioned as a posi-
BILE candidate for the United States Sem
ate has expressed the opinion that Mr.
Brice did not expend less than $500, 00J
to secure his seat. The fact that he is
publicly stated 10 have recently sent
checks for $4,000 10 two gentlemen
who worked in his interest before the
Leg stature, and that Mr.. Thorn rs, one
of the defeated aspirants for the
place, now says that. while he himsel
paid one member of the Legislature So
O0J TO work him, that member abandoned
him at the last moment and went over to
the support of Brice because the latte
paid him larger sum are facts that will
not escape the attention of those whose
duty it will be 10 make inquiries
into this subject in the next Congress.
But the question of the use of money
will not be the only one which will be
considered by the Senate Committee on
Il 4.
upon the credentials of Mr.. Brice. 1t was
stated by the Democratic opponents of
Mr.. Brice pending his canvass that he
could not properly aspire to seat in the
Senate from Ohio for the reason that
under the Constitution he is not eligible
for that Office in that he is a citizen of
New York State, and not of the
State of Ohio. The Constitu-
ton of the United State provides that
no person shall be eligible to the
position of United States Senator unless
he shall be resident of the State from
which he is elected at the time of the
election. Mr.. Brice, it is true, originated
in Ohio, but he has lived and had his
business and pers onal home in New York
City tor great many years. But the
legal point which will be urged the most
against his residence in Ohio is that he
gave pouu III connection Win the az ue-
duct contract in New York City of Brown
Howard Il Co., and that in that bond he
stated that he was citizen of the State
of New York. The friends of Mr.. Brice
admit that he has done nothing since that
time to secure a new residence in Ohio
Consequently it must be concluded that
either Mr.. Brices sworn st itement in
that aqueduct bond was incorrect or else
that he is not n citizen and was not cit
izen of the State of Ohio at the time he
uns elactnd
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29
Brice and "A Democratic Critic.

lfrom the New York World
Says Mr. Calvin 5. Brice in his Column
bus interview:
L confess my surprise at the course of
the New York World, for it's editor knows
me personally, and ought to know better
than to suppose me cap lble of the things
his paper so freely and so recklessly
charges.
The World knows Mr. Blice as sharp,
shrewd, successful man of affairs. He is
credit to Wall street and his class. 1t
knows one hundred honorable, in
telligent Democrats in Ohio, any
one of whom has rendered the
Democratic party and the cause of
true Democracy ten times as much
service as Mr.. Brice But these me- are
Door, comparatively, aud they have no
chance o. advancement TO the Senate so
long as a man like Mr.. Brice can be
found to make liber,l expenditures for
the party. Mr.. Brice's best and most
ardent friends based his claims to the
Ohio Senat orship in the recent contest
upon the fact that he (Brice) had been
spending money for the party in Ohio
for years. Without this liberal invest
ment of money Mr.. Brice would have
had no more chance of securing a Sena-
torship than Fred Blankner. the peren-
Mai Sergeant at Arms of the Legisla-
ture. He never made great speech, he
never uttered a great political thought,
he was never identified with legislation,
and he has tod Y no more claim to be
regarded as statesman than the man
who blacks his boots. This is what the
World has said of Mr.. Brce, and what
it will continue to say unto the end.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

THE dependent pension bill intro iuced
in the United States Senate by Senator
Davis provides pension of $l2 per
month for every honorably discharged
veteran who served for three months or
more, and who is mentally or physically
disabled from supporting himself 1t
also provides for pensioning the widow,
minor children and dependent parents of
any officer or soldier entitled TO the bene-
fits of the pension laws. and fixes the
pension for minor children at "a per
month instead of 81, as at present. 1t is
a just measure and should become law
without delay. Pension all disabled
volunteer soldiers alike. No more favor
tism 10 those who wore soldier straps
during the war.-Des Moines Register.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29
sarastn Forms a Cabinet.

mas succeeds in forming n ministry
with himself as president of the cabinet;
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Marquis
Vega; Finance, Equilior; Interior, Cap
dehon; Justice. Puigcerner; Commerce
and Agriculture, Becerra; War, Gen.
Rcina; Marine and Admiralty, Romero;
Colonies, Sullon.
The policy of Senior Sagasta's new
cabinet will be similar to that of the
last. the failure to form a cabinet based
upon objection to that policy being ac'
ccptcd as an evidence that the country
fsyOrs it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29
The Philadelphia Press calls the a

The Philadelphia Press calls the at
ten,ion of Congressm~ Cummings to
the fact that when he offered resolution
in the House of Representatives the other
day. appropriatiug $4,000 to erect n
bronze statue 10 Samuel j. Tilden. he
forgot, probably. that he was naming pre-
cisely the sum that was offered for the
one electoral vote that was needed to
elect Mr.. Tilden PRESIDE in le76. On
the Sd of December of that year, Manton
Marble telegraphed from Tallahassee,
Fla, saying that he could purchase one
electoral vote in that State for $50, 900;
and on the following day, Dec. 4, this
answer went back from Samuel J. TIL
len's house in New York City "Tele-
gram here. Proposition accepted"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

Ev the New York Sun, a Democratic
paper, prints this. -Prother Brice must
earn to sit still in his chair, with his
toga around him. when the Senator from
New York is csllei upon or mentioned.
That isn't h s call. 1t rings up Brother
Evarts or Brother Hiscock." Mr.. Brice
1as been resident of New York City,
with his Office ut 10 Wall street. for over
zen ye,rs. He made his millions there
and in trading political mules with 7-mule
Barnum. The latter has been dead sew
oral years, but his record is still mixed
mp with that of the Senator from Ohio
Col. Brice. of New York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

In the race with the automatic ma
chimes, Paris has put herself in the lead
with machine exhibited the other day
in the Place Gle la Republique. You
brought with You penny and a cup.
You parted with your penny, dropping
il in to the accustomed slot, and your
cup was full of steaming hot coffee,
iudiciously sugared.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

gals speech on the But
Ter bill TO provide for
the migration OF col
ored people from the
South.
Senator ingalls, began
with a glowing eulogy
of the Caucasian race,
which, he said. WAS the
most exclusive aud in
domitable in history,
and which had always
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

GOVERNOR HILL of New York does
not regard Governor Albeit of New Jer-
sey as warmly as he did few days ago.
The New jersey Governor has just de-
clared in favor of the Australian ballot
system.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

Ir is said that smacking the lips is
vulgar habit. Much depends on whose
Hips are smackcd.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

The Rev. Mr.. Lamb You shouldn't
display such an aversion to Miss eve,
God loves her, you know, just ~ He
does you or me. Miss Kidd-Well. if
God loves such faces rs hers I shall
have to give up either art or Christi.
anitv
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

The man who is alone with his
thoughts" often is surrounded with the
deepest solitude.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

THE theory thai whipping makes
boys stupid is absurd. Every boy who
has experienced the operation knows
that il makes him smart.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29
INGALLS, AT HIS BEST.
THE KANSAS SENATOR DISCUSSES
THE NEGRO PROBLEM.

Hot Shot for the south-it Is Advised "a
Try Justice In Its Dealings with the
Negro-Givc the Black Man - show-It
VIII Then Re Known Whether or Not
Hc Can Ec Civilized.
I'LL Y --.--In
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

The S,nate chamber was crowded
Thursday afternoon to hear Senator In.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29
THE RAINBOW-CHASER.
TROUBLE AHEAD FoRTHE NEW OHIO
SENATOR.

The Methods by which He Secured HIS
Election Likely to lie n subject for seri-
Gus Inquiry-Hrice and Democratic
Critic.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-01-29

Next lesson--Chldhood AMI Youth OF
Jesus Luke. 2; 40 81.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1890-01-03

follows: Such, Mr.. President, is this
problem as we see it, such is the temper in
which we approach it, such the progress
made. What do we ask of you? First,
patience. out Of this alone can come per-
rfect work. Second, confidence; in this
pathy; in this you can help us best. Fourth,
give us your sons as hostages. When you
plant your capital in millions send your
sons that they may know how true are our
hearts and may help to swell the Anglo
Saxon current until it can carry without.
danger this black infusion. Fifth, loyal
tty to the republic-for there is sectional
Ism IN loyalty as in estrangement. This
hour little needs the loyalty that is loyal
for one section and yet holds the other in
enduring suspicion and arrangement Give
us, the broad and perfect loyalty that loves
and trusts Georgia alike with Massachus-
etts-that knows no South, no North, no
East, no West-but endears with equal
and patriotic love every foot of our soil,
every State of our Union.
A mighty duty, sir, and mighty inspi-
ration impels every one Of us tonight to
lose in patriotic conservation whatever es-
FRANCES, whatever divides. We, sir, are
Americans and we fight for human liberty!
The uplifting force of the American idea
is under every throne on earth. France,
Brazil-these are our victories. To re-
deem the earth of kingcraft and Cypress ion
-tulS IS our MISSION. And we shall not
fail. God has sown in our soil the seecl of
his millenial harvest, and He will not lay
the sickle to the ripening crop until his
full and perfect day has come. Our his to-
ry. sir, has been constant and expanding
miracle from Plymouth Rock and James,
town all the way-aye, from the hour
when, from the voiceless and trackless
ocean a new world rose to the sight of the
inspired sailor. AS we approach the fourth
centennial of that stupendous day, when
the old world will come to marvel and to
learn amid our gathered treasures-let us
resolve to crown the miracles of our past
with the spectacle of a republic, compact,
united, indissoluble in the bonds of love
loving from the lakes to the gulf-the
wounds Of war healed in every heart as on
every hill, serene and resplendent at the
summit of human achievement and earthly
glory, blazing out the path, and making
clear the way up which all the nations OF
the earth must come in Gods appointed
time.'
Mr.. Grady spoke for over an hour with
great force and eloquence, and his treat
ment of his topic evidently met the hearty
approval of his hearers, for there were fire.
quent cries OF ''Good, "'"true!'' and vigor-
GUS applause.
Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1890-01-03
Holiday Announcement

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Staunton vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1860-1896, 1890-01-03
The Wrong Hat,

There is gentleman living out south who
is quite an equestrian. He takes great
pleasure in riding on horseback, and the
other day he invited friend to accompany
him on his jaunt This friend called at the
house for him. When he entered the parlor
he laid his hat, gloves and whip on the piano
and awaited the host, meantime chatting
with the lady of the house. Finally the lat
ter came in. 1t was just as the friend was
telling his wife Of sad little accident which
happened to his hat at the office during the
day. SIT was like this" he said, and he took
the hat from the piano to illustrate the mis-
hap. I'm the first place man came in and
sat on it, and then another man knocked it
off my desk. You see how like an accordian
it looks now" All this time he had been
hitting the hat and jamming it up to show
how it had been abused. The gentleman
whom be WAS waiting for noticed this and
exclaimed: "Hold on, therei What ia tllun-
der are you doing with my hatg' Sure
enough the visitor had been demonstrating
his story with bis hosts hat, and be had
knocked the new stQyepips ints3 aallll sorts Of
shapes He apologized as best he GOULD, and
the next day be sent his friend an order for
another one.-Chicago Herald.