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Mike Kelly, of the Boston Players
league team is supposed to be a rough,
workaday fellow, with no sympathy
or good fellowship In his makeup. He
himself gives out this impression by his
action on the field. Underneath this
rough exterior, however, there is a
heart rs big as an elephants, and
though he doesn't like to show his sym
pathetic nature, on the quiet he pos
sesses plenty OF it. Pat Tebeau tells
in The Sporting Life a story about Kel-
ly which illustrates this. In the game
In which Pat met with the accident at
Boston, which laid him off for a couple
of weeks, Kelly was playing, and as
Kelly often does, he was chatting Te-
beau all through the game.
When Tebeau dropped senseless after
being struck by the ball Kelly, think
ing it one of Tebeau's tricks, called
out, Never touched him" When the
baseman failed to rise, however, he ran
to where he was lying on the ground
and helped him to the carriage. After
Pats broken nose vas repaired he was
taken to the hotel, where he was con-
fined to his bed for five days. The
next morning Tebeau, naturally enough,
was blue and almost heartbroken at
not being able to play. No m had
been near him all morning, and in his
own language he was all broken up"
He had hardly time to think over
the situation when there was a knock
on the door and in walked Mike Kelly.
He carried in his hand a big basket of
fruit of all sorts, and after leaving it
within Tebeau's reach he left with a
few words of cheer. Il tell you" says
Pat, 'the way that man treated me
brought tears to my eyes"
, 1890-10-09

AS a New Yorker, whose very red
nose is not unknown on Broadway,
turned into the Fifth Avenue hotel
one afternoon he passed William Coop
err, the Mexican business man. "H he
only knew it" said Cooper of the gen.
tleman with the nose. "a diet of cactus
Juice, fresh from the plant night and
morning, would bleach his complexion
to a beautiful purity. Americans do
not appreciate the value of the cactus
until they have lived in Mexico for
some time. The fruit, tunas, is deli
cious, and the juice the best blood puri-
fer, | believe, to be found in the yege-
table kingdom. People who live where
the cactus grows do not need any med
ieine.-New York Letter.
, 1890-10-09

o NHAa
Gen. Charles J@ines Napier, while
governor OF Seinde, to an en-
sign, advising him by study TO prepare
himself for the higher ranks of his pro-
f~ession, so that when promotion came
he would he ready to discharge the
duties of the new position. The gen
erals words should be inwardly di-
gested by all young men. He wrote:
by reading professional books you
will discover what is faulty in your
corps, If faults there are; you will then
learn how things ought to be, and viii
by daily observation see how they are.
Thus y GU can form comparisons which
will in time teach you your profession.
Keep up all knowledge that you
have acquired and gain as much more
as you an. By reading you will be
distinguished; without It abilities are OF
little use, A man may talk and write,
but he cannot learn his profession with
out constant study to prepare. espe-
cially for the higher ranks, because
there he wants the knowledge and ex-
perience of Others improve ed by his own.
but when in a post Of responsible
he has no time to read. andif he comes
to such a post with an empty skull it
is then too late to fill it and he makes
no figure. Thus many people fail 10
distinguish themselves, and say they
are unfortunate, which is untrue; their
W previous idleness has untitled them
to profit from fortune.
THE smith who has to look for his
hammer when the iron is red strikes
too late; the hammer should be up
lifted to fall like a thunderbolt while
the white heat is In the metal. Thus
will the forging prosper. Youths
Companion.
, 1890-10-09

Cork is extensively used in France
both for steam pipes and as a protec-
e.. u water service pipes against frost.
One of the great advantages of this use
of cork is that with it no chemical ac-
ton injurious to tho pipes can take
place, which cannot be said Of many
compositions brought into requisition
for similar purposes. The chief point
TO be watched is that the cork is ex.
actly in contact with the pipes, so that
10 circulation of air takes place be-
tween the covering and the pipe. New
York Commercial Advertiser.
, 1890-10-09

An old fireman on the retired list wns
in the fire alarm office the other day
and told Fitzpatrick this;
"one Of the reasons why l aIu glad
that ! am not in the department ~ that
| have not realized a superstition that
used to travel with me night and day,
and that vas that some time, sooner or
later, | would be killed at a fire. Ihave
escaped think may say that there
are few men IN the department who do
not have that sort of a superstition, al
though not one will admit IT, In a big
city like Chicago | think every man
takes his life in his hand whenever he
goes out, but l do not think a fireman
has more chances for dying at his post
than the average business Chi
cago Tribune.
, 1890-10-09

NO more Shaving Corpscs.
No more shaving corpses.n
II am glad of it."
mo more lather for cadavers."
"Horriblel"
But true, nevertheless, as p
This snatch OF conversation was
heard yesterday afternoon in front Of
the Hotel Cadillac.
What does it all mean9' asked a
friend.
1T means" went on the speaker,
that we were just discussing the new
method of preparing tho lace of a
corpse TO give the cadaver a clean
shave, 80 to speak"
by the razorT"
mo, by strong chemicals"
'NYhatr'
Chemicals. The secret formula is
bathed over the face of the corpse, and
presently the stub ends OF the beard
fade from sight"
Burned OFF,
NO"
Then what9n
That would be, in part, revealing
what is a secret At any rate the stub
ends disappear in a twinkling, leaving
a beautiful clean shave on the face of
the beloved Departed
"Horriblel" -
Not at all. On the contrary, quite
an innovation. At any rate a great
help TO the profession of undertpkers."
Detroit Free Press.
, 1890-10-09

Rev. f NJ. Shrout. pastor United
Brethren church. Blue Mound, Kan,
J II feel it my duty to tell what won.
ders DIR. Kings New Discovery has done
and my parishipners thought 1 could live
only a few weeks Itook five bottles Of
DR.. Kings New Discovery and am sound
and well, gaining &c lbs. in weight"
Arthur Love. manager Of loves Funny
Folks Combination, writes: After a
thorough trial and convincing evidence, /
am confident DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption. beats EN- all and cures
when everything else fails. The greatest
kindness l can do my many Thousand
friends is to urge them to try it" Free
trial bottles at B. B. David's drug store.
Regular sizes SOC and $l.O0.
, 1890-10-09

Mr.. G. B. Jones. OF Spring Hill, Iowa.
says: Il have used Chamberlain's Pain
Balm for severe and painful burns with
Netter effect than anything l have ever
trico. 1t relieves the pain instantly and
cures without leavineia scar" Pain Balm
is one OF the most useful medicines that any
tamil, can be provided with, especially
for rha umatism, lame back, sprains,
bruises. tooth-ache, ear-ache and hke.ail-
ments. One application will relieve any
pain and a fair trial insure a cure. SO
cent bottles for sale By W. N. Hunt.
, 1890-10-09

A young Wisconsin man, A p. Han
son by name, who is now a resident of
Copenhagen, has made an invention
that is likely to inaugurate an era in
printing. He calls it a colorgraph. By
it two or three or even more colors can
be printed on the same paper at one
impression.
, 1890-10-09

A capital story was current in Dub
lin at the time Of the foundation Of
The Nation newspaper by Duffy, Davis
and Dillon. Somebody asked a legal
luIninnry OF Unionist politics If he could
tell him what was the tone of this
new journslfr THE tone Of The Ma
toni Wolfe Tone, sir!" was the angry
reply. Nothing could have been apter
in substance as n fnrm-Academv
, 1890-10-09

Wealthy Old Lady-And that is
Cleopatra's needle7
Jennie Yes, grandma. 1t was
brought here from the beautiful
queens own country.
W. o. L. with a sigh of relieD-Wen,
now, the Scripter sayin' is all right. A
camel could get through the eye of a
needle in them days.-Pfttsburg Bulle-
tin
, 1890-10-09
TWENTY DoLLAR coLp PIECEs.

Mrs, John Curtis of Peoria. Ill, writes:
Used one box of Usage Pills previous to
second confinement; they worked like
a charm. Would pay $40 for a box
rather than do without them, as they
have proved a Godsend to me-" Write
Usage Medicine company, Wichits, Kas.,
for particulars, and their book to wives
mailed free. Sold by druggists. Sold by
w. N. Hunt. Cheyenne.
, 1890-10-09

Caffeine prevents loss OF breath and
palpitation after an eXertion, and this
is a point of no small Importance. Any
n going through any violent and pro-
longed exercise is by its use put on the
same footing with a person having
taken a curse of training. Paris Her
aid.
, 1890-10-09

II people would take the advice Of
W. n. Hunt, the druggist they would
never start on a journey without,a bottle
of Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhea Repedy. 1t can always be
depended upon and is pleasant to take.
, 1890-10-09

Prince Louis, Of Battenberg. is one
Of the few royal personages of Europe
able to support themselves by means of
n trade or profession. He is a skillful
, 1890-10-09
VIEW GOODS.

Hearts are all the rage
ffs JeiCeIvy. Zehner, BMech-
Her n Co. recetced some
Uery hse styles fa Lace
Pins, Pendants, Scarf
Fins, ES.-S-=
, 1890-10-09

An Idyl OF the Rail.
L.
Girl in chair car,
Railroad train,
Going eastward,
Home again.
Ill.
Little schoolm'a
Been out west,
Teaching. hard work.
Wants a rest.
III.
Dashing drummer,
Gross the aisle,
Awfully horrid. but
Has to smile.
w.
Mutual mash,
Found it out
Travelling on,
Wabash route.
, 1890-10-09

Not only to get way up" work done,
but also to get your darnIng. patching and
buttons sewed on without extra charge.
CHEYENNE STEAM LAUNDRY.
, 1890-10-09
A FEW REASONS

Why you should try the celebrated DR.. d.
Wagners methods OF cure.
l. ~Dr- H Wagner Is a natural physician"
o. s. FowLER,
The Great Phrenologist-
z you are wonderfully proficient In your
knowledge OF diseases and medicines"
DR. ].
3 Few can excel you as a DOCTOR
4 "The AFFLICTED lind ready relief in your
presence" DIR. ]. SIMss.
O. "Dr. H Wagner is n regular ~graduate
nom Bellevue Hospital, New York City; has
had very extensive hospital practice and is
thoroughly posted on all branches OF his be
loved science, especially on chronic diseases"
g. ID II. Wagner has immortalized himself
BY his wonderful discovery OF specific RENE
dles ior private and sexual diseases-"-Vtr-
gtnia City Chronicle.
T. Thousands OF invalids flock 10 see him"
San Francisco Chronicle. .
8. The doctors long experience as a spe-
eialist should render him very successful-"-
Rocky Mountain News.
, 1890-10-09

Plumbing ira all IT'S
branches promptly attend
ed 10 By E. LII W.LER.
Leare orders at SchtUeick-
erf's hardiUare store, Sir
feeufh street.
, 1890-10-09

I ne largest stock of fine brAndies, old
WHISTLES, choice Rquenrs and superhne
cigars at GEORGE Masten's vel known
house, corner Sixteenth and Ferguson
, 1890-10-09

Jinks-Why, Binks, what's become
Of your watchi 3
Binks-Sat in the train next to a man
who asked me ten times in one hour II
l had the time.
Jinks-Weu7
Binks-Gave him the watch.-Jew-
elers' Circular.
, 1890-10-09

First Sweet Girl-Did you see the
skeleton dude at the museuml
Second Sweet Girl-Yes, l saw him.
First Sweet Girl-What did he look
like2
Second Sweet Girl-oh, just like any
other dude. Good News.
, 1890-10-09
An IdyI of the a

Chickens. old and young; ducks, dressed
or undressed, at the @. @. G.
, 1890-10-09
PLAIN FACTS PLAINLY SPOKEN.

PLAIN FACTS PLAINLY SPOKEN.
At one time a discussion OF the secret vice
was entirely avoided by the profession and
medical works. Of but a few years ago would
To-day the physician is Of a different opin-
ION; he Is aware that It is his duty-disagree-
able as IL may be-to handle this matter with
out gloves, and speak plainly about 1t and
intelligent parents and guardians will thank
MIN Tor doing 50.
To all those engaged in this dangerous prac-
tice L would say, irst of all, stop It at once.
Make every possible effort 10 do so; but If you
iail, II your nervous system is already too
power broken, take some nerve tonic to aid
you in your effort Having freed yourself
To- n me na6it, l would further counsel you
for 1t Is a great mistake to suppose that any
one may for some time-be 1t ever so little
give himself up to this fascinating but dang
erous excitement without suffering from some
OF its evil consequences at some future time.
tated TO All the duties enjoined by wediock is
alarmingly large. and in most OF such cases
this unfortunate condition OF things can be
traced to the practice OF selfabuse, which had
been abandoned years before, Indeed, a few
months practice OF this habit is often suffi-
Client to induce spermatorrhoa in later years,
and 1 have many Of such cases under treat
ment at the present day.
YOUNG MEM
Who may be suffering from the effects of
youthful follies or indiscretions, will do well
to avail themselves OF this the greatest boon
DIR. WAGNER will guarantee to forfeit nve
hundred dollars for every case OF seminal
we Ak or pThva ha S dlsease t ol any ana k ans 1 or
cure.
Middle -AEed M On-
There are many the age OF thirty to sixty
who are troubled with too frequent evacua-
tions OF the bladder often accompanied by a
slight smarting or burning sensation and a
weakening of the system In a manner the pa
tient cannot account for. On examining the
urinary deposits a ropy sediment Will often
be found, and often small particles OF alpu-
men ~wilIRppear, or the color will be a thin,
or millxish hue, again changing to dark and
turbid appearance. There are many men
who die OF this difficulty ignorant of the
cause. DIR. Wagner Will warrant a cure In
all such cases and a healthy restoration OF
the g-enitourinary organ. Consultation free.
Thorough examination and advice, $500
All ommunicatlons should be addressed
DR.. H. WAGNER.
I4l4 Larimer ST. Box 2ss, Denver. Colo.
, 1890-10-09

An kinds OF fruit for preserving at the
, 1890-10-09
CHRONIC COMPLAINTS REQUIRE
TIME FOR CURE.

Persons at a distance who wish to be treated
by DR.. Wagner need not feel backward be
cause OF inability to visit him If they will
write to the Doctor he VIII send them a list OF
questions which enables him to send medi-
cines, counsel and advice to thousands he has
never seen. He has patients in every city,
town and station throughout Colorado, as well
as All over the United States See his address
In his ndvertisement@Denyer ribune.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-10-17

The Bspubliean Candidate for Mayer Of
the City Of TaeowA.
Tacoma Globe

The 1spubliean Candidate for Mayor Of
the City Of Taeema.
Tacoma Globs.
George HANDLE II . self-made man In the best
Denso OF the torm. He came to Tacoma Z pSof
boy and he has secureds competency through
industry, faithfalness in public services and
sound business qualifications and meshodA He
had no influential friends controlling millions
Of other peoples properly to push him TO the
front Every step he has made ahead has been
carved out By his own industry, upon his own
meKi's unatded By powerful ffienda. Klecsed
auditor Of this county when he was the only
maa On the Republican ticket elected. he dis
eharGed his duties 90 ebly and faithfully q 70
insure his reelection for three terms and
% gain the entire confidence Of ths poo-
ole. The faithful and e63ciens manner in
Armed the public confidence that he wao elected
to the Legislature last fall BY the largest popular
majority received By any candidate. In the
legislature he was as attentive to his duties O.
any man In that body. He never arose to ppsak
unless h had something to say, and for that
reason his recognition By the speaker was the
signal Tor general attention He always spoke
70 the point, without waste Of rhetoric, and
always carried the house upon any point he Of
fered. He Is . man Of the people, u George
HANDLE; man who made his Awn way In the
world. and whom We Ill respect on that 20.
count He is . man Of rare judgment, o.
honesty above . breath Of suspicion.
He win be elected mayor by the
combined vote Of all clauses of citizens united
In giving him an unprecedented majority, and
he will administer the affairs Of this city in Z
way to merit the encomiums Of ev ~ honest
Tacomsn- We win vouoh for George Handle.
He II true gold. He is Of the stamp Of men Of
whom America 10 proud-seIf-made men, men
of the people. And a. mayor George Ksudle
win b the same honest, energetic, industrious,
everyday man he hiss always been, man OF
the people and for the people Where Il the man
who dares say otherwise?
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-10-17
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-10-17
THE UNION IN DANGER.

The New York World is devoting several
columns OF its space daily to q ventilation
of the views of certain specialists as to
the effects of the passage of the tariff bill.
Its sixth batch of such contributions. con-
tanned in the issue of October 8, includes
one from Mr.. A. M. Warner, the head of a
firm Of importers and manufacturers, who
manufacture table covers. piano covers,
mantel covers and similar articles for
household use, and who have been i'm.
porters OF certain pushes, felts and the
like for use IN these manufactures.
By way ofintroduction Mr.. Warner says:
{ before expressing an opinion of the new
tariff it seems fitting that / should say
that was born and bred Republican all
my life" The relevancy of this disclosure
70 statement of facts and business condi-
tons is not made apparent. and its truth is
heavily discounted by the patness with
which be subsequently, falls into the familiar
Democratic habit of referring to "the pious
WsnMmaker." Boss Quay" Senator Sher-
mans .sanctimonious speech" and to the
tariff as a modern commercial iugger-
nauf."
These expressions indicate that Mr..
Warner is sailing under false colors. but
whether that be true or not he brands him.
self weakling in processing to have been
born to political belief Men of brains
and conscience base intelligent political
opinions on Investigation. study. knowl.
edge. and do not espouse them as birth.
right. As his introduction foreshadowed.
Mr.. Warner takes . woeful view of the eff
fects of the new law. In his Judgment it
was deliberate scheme to drive him and
few OF his brother importers out of bust.
ness. He predicts that within year il
will drive hundred millions of capital out
Of employment The immediate advance
in price of certain imported commodities
win be, in Mr.. Warmers opinion. at least
eight hundred million dollars. with cor
responding and in the aggrssass greater
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-10-17

Fra trade. the one distinctive principle
Of The Democrats party. implies direct
taxation for the support Of the federal gov
ernment ct least 10 the extent that such
support u now derived from customs du-
Hes. In fact, the tenacity with which the
Representatives Of that party at the outset
opposed the internal revenue system and
he income tar gave evidence that in all
respects they preferred direct taxation,
which b the logical inference from oil Of
their arguments in respect TO the revenus
policy Of the federal government
They havs from time to time limited at
IN income tax g preferable to an increase
q customs duties, and TO effect reduction
Of these have opposed abrogation or reduc-
tion Of intsrnal rsvsnus taxes, but these
have bsen merely variations Of their oppo-
sition 70 the prctsctivs tariff system and
consequent preference for direct taxa
tion a. means Of raising revenue. Any
Democrat who 10 well-groundsd in the
principles Of his party will. Il candid, adj
NIT that he would II he had il In his power
do away with custom-housss, customs
o6lcsrs and customs duties, and also with
internal revenue taxes. and with all federal
cfacials In that connection. and would col.
lsct I'll federal revenues in the same man.
ner and by the same officials that state.
county and municipal taxes are collected.
But Il VIII surprise those Who have not
given special attention 10 the subject 70 be
Informed that direct TAXATION a contem-
plated BY the federal constitution is quite
different from the direct taxation BY which
state. county and municipal revenues
are raised. and not nearly q con.
sistsnt With modern ideas Of justice and
right These latter are raised mainly on
property values Each person pays toward
the support Of govsrnmsnt in proportion
70 his property Interests. II one man has
more property than thousand others he
i expected to pay more taxss than are paid
by the thousand.
But the rule laid down IN the federal
constitution requires that Il direct taxation
y sesoeted y eef The support q The federal
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-10-17

PORTLAND, Oct Is, Ina
70 THE EDJToR: Today my attention was
drawn TO N article which Appeared In your
paper under very conspicuous headlines and
was evidently intended 70 injurs my reputasicn.
can only attribute the publication 70 the fact
that the se0undrel who gave the false infofma-
ton must b skillful enough 10 deceive even
Newspaper editor. Being too III q this moment
70 decide upon what further steps to take in
the mattoF, simply write these hines a request
Of you 70 publish the following denial in your
next issue, which shall ret substansisted By
the persons alluded to I'D which viii oulaoo
untii after my return 70 Seattle.
herewith state to your readers that Il % . lie
that ever applied to Mr.. Nadeau fog pasa TO 70
East The fact II, that ] got pan fog . busi-
ness trip 70 Portland for work to be done for .
Seattle psper. It II lie that went to San Fran
cisco secretly. went to Portland. NOT secretly.
bat quite openly and announced my departure
to at least two dozen people. Ny intention was
TO return few days earlier. but shall stay here
until have made tho>e business arrangements
which intend 70 make, and need, believe,
nobody's permission for doing 20. Il Il . lie
that owe even . cent to either Mr. Paul
Riecker. Mr.. August Erts or Mr.. Frank Hanford.
shall write to these gentlemen tonight and ]
have no doubt that all three win be ready i'm.
mediately TO give public denial in your paper
Of the matter published In 1t with regard to me
Al regards my private debts 10 other people, they
concern only these gentlemen and myself.
GUSTAV GLAsKR
sEArTLI, Oct l6. 1spa
We, the undersigned, state to the readers of
the PosT-INTELLrGEHcER that Mr. Gustav CHASER
does not owe VI . single cent
PAUL RIEcKRH,
AUGUST ERrz.