The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-08-14
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please Miss fcsiberbone- With oil my
heart. Mr.. Cftsscross Only The butter.
please
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tseen girl 10 foil evening dress and 10
bathing robes 10 the difference between
los Q and high G.
la the Park First French Maid
Little Harry seems very found Of you, Julie.
second Preach Maid Yes. the dear little
tsyi He takes after bis father
SO Jack Is married. ebl Do you
ihipk he'll get on we'll with his wiiel I'm
quite sure be will They sang 10 the same
choir Tor t~o years without quarrelins.
-~An amateur editor 10 Indianapolis bias
made fortune by bis pen. His father
died Of grief after reading one editorial.
and lief. him $3.50. 900.
did your wife listen TO your excuses
for s,sying out 40 late last night oh.
yes abe listened 10 me, snd then - Then
wbsti ! listened TO her.
Good Gracious. Fniz. where have you
beenf fell into the canal, papa. And
With your new trousers on No. | bad just
time TO take them of before fell In.
-Graciousl that was al awful clap Of
thunder' IL frightened me terribly. Pooh
thunder cant burt you Cant, eh' Did
nj yon ever hear Of person being ihun
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A remonstrance Young wife-But.
Charles. you said before We we're married
tbs, my slightest wish should be granted
Young husbsnd-Yes, Maria, but there's
nothing slight abou. $40 bonnet.
There are some fears that the cracker
trust may have disastrous effect on clam
ehoxder. II has been the custom for some
years to serve that dish minus the clans
What will il be without crackers?
"A Miss Partridge, ont West, has re
fused no less than ten eligible offers OF
matrimony Miss Partridge IL would ap
pear, does not care TO change her name
Sue 10 bound TO die game.
Lord Noodles -Aw. | say. captain,
what is that land We sec ovsh there2 Cap
tain That is America, my lord. Lord
Noodles = Ye don't say thought Amer
les was = larger country than that.
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tic breeze. Didn't marriage make you
snd NE ope2 she asked. OF coune ii |
did How can | help belug o fool then.
Why, Archie. you're not at the jam
again, aud oniy punished for it an bour
ago. Yes, mar; heard you tell aun,ie
you thought you had whipped me too
hard. sud thought ia even things up,
Why is it. Emma, you play that piano
10 such odd timer That's on
recount OF the measure. papa. Oh,you're
playing i, by measure. didn't know but
what you were giving !. to us by the
pound.
Farmer Come out here TO The bars,
n iss, Brscons,reet; | want TO show yon my
new Jersey call Miss b (enchsn,ed) -
Dh. what lovely little cowl Now, !
,uppose this is the Kind that gives the con
iensed milk. isn't IN
Senior Partner What did that young
nsn ssn,2 Junior II He has Just been
graduated from Harvard, aud came In TO
zee II We didn', want to take him into the
He said he'd work year with
,ut having his name on the sign.
Mkt t. pretty woman. | love . fast
,orse San Jones We don't. When
Te are neIt TO pretty woman We want
me OF those kind OF horses that yon
rouId have to build Are under TO get bin
mt Of = small trot
Husband Ain, you ready yet? Wife
: III be ready 10 a minute. I've only so,
ne glove TO put 90. Husband (sig hing
: Oae OF those ten button gloves. Well,
II sii down and write four CT five more
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Whist IL your husband doing now
at,d xomsn Of one 81 her neighbors.
,. he's specuIs,ins, Specializing l did
a kuo~ he had any capital he basnt
10 iasi ats down an specuia,es about The
'oii,icsl si'us'ion aud that sort Of thing
Returned Tourist Mr. Hayseed. !
ne, yoar runaway son iu the wess. H.
s become . very successful Chicago
runmsr. Farmer Hayseed = Must .
sca some other fellow. mister. Ny 500
'sd 60 ear for music, and eonldnt keep
ime 10 inue ter cave his neck. He
sdn't hoihiu' 'oepi cheek al impudeBce.
According 10 telegram. lightning
raek msu 10 Springfield. o.. killed
i'm. barned the riga 81 cross on hts
.es, and thea dos hole in the ground :
hind him The erxrt s4x4 snd shsn. AZ N