St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-05-25

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The Carbonates from Denver came
And sWore they'd take full every game
Away in triumph to the West.
Alas for Rowe Who could have guessed
That mighty pitchers would fall down
And bite dust IL the Flour Town?
They came safe anchored in the lead,
But when they struck the local speed,
They found their pace was much too slow,
And SO they fell peg or so.
Next on the list will come the Sioux,
Who will give up game CT two.
Our sluggers will the pigskin lace,
And land themselves up in first place.
Farewell, Dave Rowe, your baZoo yell
Was long ago chestnut bell.
IT'S playing wins the games you know,
So let the winds OF buster blow,
The stillest waters deepest run
You make the talk. we'll take the bun.
Roger Vail will take steps to re-
cover, through the courts, part of the
increase in salary which Golightly Nor
rill is reported to have received, on the
ground that it is due on an advertising
contract.
Briggs, he of the health department,
and the erStwhile luXuriant beard, Sc
cured clean shave last night, and i'm
mediately rumor was abroad that
new mattress factory would be estab-
liShed in Minneapolis.
Odds of 10 to l were freely offered
yesterday, with no takers, that one of
the Tribune'S ears to-day would say:
''In addition to spending several mil
lion dollars in Minneapolis every year,
we have just secured an influx of
$25O,0OO foreign capital!l!! A. j. B."
Complaints long and loud have arisen
from some Minneapolis people that no
result has accrued from the much
beralded visit of H. G. Willard to this
city. What is the matter with the Edi-
son exhibit for the exposition being
result?
The Pioneer Press reliability has
again become apparent by the fact be-
coming known that 1t described meet
ing OF political magnates in Minneapolis
which never occurred, some of the
being in the city.
"'TWeen you and y some one in the
Evening Hybrid Office has discovered
that bicycle is two-wheeled machine.
The light of genius cannot be masked.
Young Michael Friesch has received
several offers from Chicago brokers
which are open until his time at the re-
form school shall have expired. Such
all expert stealer of wheat is pearl of
great price in that hamlet.
DR.. Emery and DR.. Aspinwall are
both envied by several local politicians.
The latter have had rods up for years,
and have never been even threatened
by lightning.
The rumor that w. E. Steele, young
Mr.. Bailey, Mayor Babb and A. j.
Blethen attended Miss Barnes lecture
on marketing" is denied.
1t was once a common rumOr among
the "chappies'' in Minneapolis that the
West hotel could not get along without
Will Burwell. This remark is recalled
to mind by the fact that in Col. Vests
hostelry there is void because of the
gentle Wills non-return.
1t is given out for publication that the
lecture to be delivered by Mrs. Angelo
Crippen-Davis on yourselves" will not
be a parody on eve, Us & Co."
Frank Partridge, recently an employe
of the Brunswick, by his aptitude for
trouble seems to not belle his name. He
is evidently bird"
Rev. G. P. Linderman will soon
lecture on 1.-The Lights and Shadows of
Ireland" but it is understood that the
lecture will contain no reference to
either doc" Ames or Pat Gibbons.
1t is strange that President Loring
and the park board did not object to
Col. Kings gift to the city. Why
doesn't the park board Insist that Col.
King lay out the park and build fence
around it before his gift shall be ac-
cepted?
1t is melancholy fact that the city is
losing portion of its revenue because
of the now famous White verdict. The
daily average of arrests has decreased
about one-half since the jury came in
on that case.
Persons who have noticed that Stylus
Pensivo Jones always hangs to one par
ficular corner of the scorers box must
be no longer left In ignorance. 1t is all
because the athletic S. P. wears a
white silk neglige shirt, and works
with his shirt off, and because his cor
ner is visible from the ladies portion of
the grand stand.
From his manner of clearing several
hundred simoleonS on Col. John T..
Vests house, w. E. BurWell has evil
IDENTITY not forgotten what he learned
when manager of the Minneapolis clear
ing house.
The Times has announced that it
would, on June l, move into new quar-
tiers In the Journal building. 1t re-
mains to be seen if the companionship
will have the effect of making its mat
ter assume that slushy, slopery, gallery,
greenery-grocery style peculiar to its
new neighbor.
THE ELKS' ELECTION.
To-Night's Meeting of the Lodge
a Most Important One.
The annual election of the Mime
apolis Lodge of Eks occurs this evening.
The offices of exalted ruler, esteemed
leading knight, esteemed loyal knight,
esteemed featuring knight, treasurer,
and secretary are to be filled, the inter-
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