The Saline County journal., 1890-03-20

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Dr.. Coffee, Of Asehison, advertises
20 cure piles. 10 used 20 be said that
coffee caused piles.-SOi. Miller.
"what Kansas needs," says the
Atchison GLOBE, sis grasshoppers
thai will eat Railroad COnmls-
sloners."
The Topeka Republican ls now
issued weekly. and II would really
add 10 lite popularity II IL only came
out once q month";. Z. Star.
Ex-Governor Riddle: When we
hear A man yociferating in fOg-horn
tones that "the Office should seek
tine man" we don't like 10 see him
raise his chin aud wave his arms -
II 10 attract attention.
The EmpOria Republican regards
the constant decrease In the number
Of convicts in the penItentisEy as 9
hiKh compliment to prohibition and
the diligence Of the State Board oi
Pardons.
The Valley Falls bank robbery
was accomplished with the aid Oi
two reyolvers. Iu the robbery OF the
State Treasury Of Missouri, poker
was the weapon used.-SOt. Miller.
BY the way, what has become oi
Prof. Blake? Since his prediction
of fearfully cold December, he has
kept 30 quiet that you could fnd
needle IA q haysiack.-Sot. AfteT.
Matters could lie worse In Kansas
suppose we had no crop at all. Then
We would have no feedi we would
be compelled 10 pay 50 cents
bushel for corn In iOwa!-AtchisoH
GLObe.
About 400 citizens Of Shawnee
county went on q wolf hunt the
other day, but they never thought
Of going near Topeka, and that b
where the most Of the wolves In
Shawnee county stay.-AtsJ. Butts
The chances are that the KansaI
who was baptised In the rivel
Jordan by DR.. Talmage would ac
lust like most Of the other fellow
In Kansas, II he were to be ap
preached in :he proper manner
ALcr. BUtts.
The Topeka Democrat has let uI
ON resubmissiOn. aud doesn't hav,
mneh to say now about anything
but damming the Kaw. II IL bette
sitter all 10 have water on the braii
than whiskey.-E. C.. Star.
The last burglar that made q hau
at Topeka was so agreeable to Tia
lady OF the house which he robbed
and entertained her so pleasant.
while he possessed himself OF he
valuables, that the people conclude,
tn let him off without hanging
dicr. Butts.
A letter on the social life Of th
Kansas delegation At WashingtO
says that Senator Plumb limits hi
facilities for entertaining TO a wei
stocked side board. Plum
always did know more about iI
real needs of Kausas than Ingalls,
dlcr. RUffs.
In complaining about low price
for farm products, says the Ottaw
Republican, "the fact should not b
10. ( sight of that q farmer with
crib full of corn and "A fifteen Get
market beats a farmer with n
empty crib aud a iifty cent maTke
by q large majority"
At a "Republican ResubmissiO
meeting at Topeka, last week, one q
the speakers said that sixty counts
IN the state were liable To sen
Democrats TO the LegI stature, mex
fall, which was received wit
tremendous applause. Now 20
know the sort of Republicans VIII
make up these ResubmissiOn NEE
, Jugs.
President Harrison has issued
proclamation prohibiting the catcl
, ing of seals in Alaska waters. w
have long thought that there vi
too little respect paid TO the efiort
of those in authority To enforce Oh
laws, aud we have determined To -
a good example, 10y obeying q
lawful orders. We shall begin tll
good work by refrainiug from catcl
ing seals in Alaska.-SOi. Miller.