Telegram-herald., 1890-05-11

prose Namely love II a Cottage Cast
a,trrft SEarizhs Bsss On the Waves Wait
inz q KstaEn When Carrie Marrlsd
JAKE NJ friends advised LIE write 70
Your a6drsss & see what ENDORSEMENTS
yoa soald aold cat n regards - ny
lecture OF Soclsgy and Common sense.
a 2"
Looking over tins httls Ezysits
yiolsss sweet, huts ike tones and t0rtls-
sEn0 Capitals, one would naturally Con-
zratulzts the American people On The
Chance II may soon have % hear person
S1o = quite prepOesessing, having Veins
also with dark blue imported blood
inso them Mrs. B0wles hAs q great
field before her she can tecture for
some q the young local societies who
have been 50 bitterly disappointed IN
Holmes. Beecher and Ingersol Taking
her sweet. rute ike voice Ia 4 shawl
strap. she can g from point % point,
emitting her lecture Oa society and
Common sense 20 . lost and undone
world
/ would De glad % subscribe for box.
poor a. / am. II l could cause notes
above Second g with Ease and Equality,
where only one had grown before, |
would not remain longer IA Obscurity.
| would soar above mediocrity and DO
much good. She SAYS u Is BY no means
Dry OF Prosy lecture. but conveys many
grand ideas 70 the Lofty minds She
might have trouble, however, IN getting
enough lofty minds AZ some points 20 paw
her bills Lofty minds 90 not always
attend lecture OF this kind, but fire.
quently stay a. home evenings and read
tho county paper II we could only
make an appeal 70 the Lofty Mind that
would jerk it from its lair on nights
when lectures all 1t up with Fire and
PathOs are 20 be heard, II would be a
good thing for al
In fancy ! can now see Mrs BOwles
dressing IN the baggage car, as the train
Is late and as she arranges her toilet be
hind the peanutter's tin trunk. softly
saying over her crisp little piece lit up
with fire and ps,hos. Later on | see her
trying 20 find the stage entrance 10 the
rink IL is locked IL always is locked
After twenty seven Scene Shifters and
Narcotic Supes have gained entrance
they carefully lock the door. and while
quenching the fire with their salivary
surplus they read "Punko Pete. the Dire
Disenboweler Of Dead Mans Gulch."
Hunting through the alley for the
door, she steps IN 2 mortar bed with her
dress suit. then hear her make few
selections. causing notes above second G
/ on third floor. When she goes in at last
/ hear her heart fall as she sees few
beetling browed men with their hats on,
I who have come because they owned a
vacant saloon in which Autographs had
I been inserted n exchange FOR tickets.
I Again see her tossing on hot pillow
I afraid 20 zee the morning and the papers.
| Finally she nerves herself and buys them.
I 4 sob arises in the threat of Mrs. Bowles
as she discovers that only one Of the pa
/ pers speaks of her lecture, and that one
I says:
Mrs Bowles, the misguided lect-
urer on Society and Common Sense,
appeared in her other dress last evening
before Eli Pan8born and Seth Bloomin-
thai fo- an hour with a composition which
would scare q horse 10 death. Mrs.
Bcwles has a good lithograph. and when
you say that. you have said it.
4. S.-She can get extra copies of this
issue Of the paper for advertising pur-
poses az FIVE cents each. We do not
know whose hthograph she is using"
Anon I see her also walking down the
street enjoying her bright new htho-
graph. which carries "cud" Of tobacco
in each eve, or wears bright red whiskers
and purple nose Mrs. Bowles has a
/ bright and beautiful experience ahead Of
her IL she only knew It. Lofty Minds
are not thirsting for Scsthing lectures on
society. Lofty Minds might like 10 see
/ you. Alfarita. IL you have killed several
husbands and escaped. If you had done
rs much in the elevating business Is
Sitting Bull, you might DO well. but.
having done nothing worse than 70 as
sassinate the English language. a good
/ HthDgraph alone VIII not crowd your
Halls with Lofty Minds There will be
nights when two or three lofty minds
viii - all you can scare up.
Your books also must have been pub
Hshed very surreptitiously indeed. for
have not saw any 4 them Possibly you
I have the same man who imagines that he
is publishing a book for me II 40. | beg
vour pardon You could commit almost
any kind # q crime and then. If YOU LET
him publish it. your secret would be
safe.
70, viii find. If you persist in lectur-
ing. that some people Will be dissppoint-
FL IN Won. but remember even great men
have disappointed also. Speaking Of Dr.
Holmes. one q his audience said there
was no use talking. he'd rather read after
Holmes than - act under hun.
Having now given a very thorough ac
count Il Puget sound. I viii closc this
letter. hoping however, 20 add still more
facts ~ another time.
must this afternoon g and pay for 4
bright new floral autograph album viii
a music boV in the hind part u T. which
volume was sent % me for my Indorse
ment. and Pending my signature th'
said album vas stolen from my room
It a pretty tough. % say the least
Writing an sutogrsph IA a trivial affair
but % become he custodian u a vain
able collection and then have p replsC'
IL. Signatures. music box and al = no
vhst IL is cracked up to be
This interesting series f articles ~
Puget sound vii - continued mex
week
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