The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-29


svsrxs POETRY
In the srT.ns the artssl ansier win begin 10 6sh
and lie;
In the spring each dish Of grsyy win contain
drowning fy.
In the sprins ven TASTE Wild onions in the gen.
lie bovine's milk:
In the spring our wives Win elsnor for q grsnd
new summer silk.
In the spring BY cold win settle very sadly in By
head.
In the spring our neighbor's poultry win destroy
Cur posi- bed
In the spring. 10 save hoase-cleaning, every one
viii have 20 move;
"In the spring young maa's fancy lightly turns
TO thosghss Of love-"
Chicago Herald
Mra Pnesrsonie-I was so provoked AZ the
Art Museum sosiAyl There vas Q painting there
which they told me was painted by q man
By the name Of Xariilo III you believe me. IL
Was only . copy OF that beautiful chrome of
ours over the psylor mantel! don't know Who
this Murtlio II. bat think IL is shameful that
he should be siiovsd thus 10 cheaper works of
art: and I didnt hesitate to lie. sne r-esooie
know inst how felt about it-Bossoa Tfaas-
ertPs.
roo True
Imuse upon the foolsshness
OF everything today.
Az rushing for the early train,
hump me On my waT.
Things isc. ~ they wsz,"
As down the stree. csrse-
Trains gone, I'm ieft-sins table 8 eharsed--
lea iempora rautsntar.
-passzr Miscellany
Not Entirely sestlet-Dsingerneld tnear thu
ranteil-f:'s awtuiiy awkward Whenever vii
- L.
They don't SIGHT do fheyf nain9erfeid-No
but she keep. up such an inserEainable Cunning
for the alsnony IL raakes everybody uncomfor.
tsble.-Js9gs
You are IN authority on fsass OF strength. I
believe" remarked . stranger TO the sporting
editor The latter bowed and repliet: .what
can DO for yous" II wish ron would tell me
which In the stronger, the female shopltfssr az
the woman who holds UP train ."--NsM
Hesk,g.
Republican Partssxn-wel, for examnle. what
has the Democratic party ever dose for soldier.
Democrats Parttssn-Nhas has IL eone- WHY
SIR. il caused the war There never worIa have
been any soldisrs II IL hssn'f been for the
Democratic party sssarf1z ReyHeiLoaa
Quite . surprise--visisor-I heard yoar rsssn,
today, aud for fAshioaseie preacher BE . Ger
tAtnly very unusual Parishicner-In VIA,
way. think yous visasor-He talks like a man
Who has experienced relixion--csseago TIzes.
sEsish-i notice that Robinson had an Article
fa The paper this morning. Jcues-Indeed,
didn't see IL What vas IL snisa-His sry.rr
overcast He was taking Is 10 the taller 70 be
preHe1 and eseaaec.--Bsrssscsas Fr,e nssx
Psrionsele rrefsrence-M-s TeAkun serxse
II see that boiling fhs hair IN Q ISOLATION a ia
viii ca.keE IL Teakum ssrase-so I've heard
ny tear: bat prefer 20 have nay tea caxkened
in soras ctaes wsy.-Amsrsoaa G~acxr
The APrIs Cs=ssrs contains seaae Suggestions
Tor The Next wera.'s Fxsr." The fair IN the
next word VIII wear wings. ar4 aay ssrrex-
siozs offered them now VIII be iove's labor Lost
--xs~rsszcsrz Eeras1
Mss Gasalere-Hcw tor.zrinx how ses-fu
the thought ast Be fa- . great singer 70 know
she las lost Aer voseer Mr. Praehere-Ts-s mach
iners sorfussag when she coexns anow it,
EfsTss~9 Le@rsaA
silence - net Eos3e1-Eas yoa-wn<a yoa ask
yuns trend 20 lend yoz SO ana he takes coca
ssoa 10 stop and taink4-i>earrrsize xe~~s~aI
A newspaper is korsesa.ng like . farnfly-sf q
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