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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Nothing New About It.

Mercury-They have adopted a new
plan with criminals on the earth. They
execute them with electricity.
Jove Shaking his thunderbolts)--
What chcstnut That has been my
method since time Observation-Disclosures
sey's Weekly.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

1890.
P. C. Kelley and D. NJ Richardson,
contractors, doing business under the
firm name Of Kelley & Richardson,
plaintiffs, against Hugh Keogh and
the Norfolk and Western Railroad
Company, defendants, ia chancery
md attachment.
Pie object OF this suit is to attach
my money owing to the said Hugh
Keogh by the Norfolk and Western
Railroad Company, and to subject
the same, or so much thereof as is
sufficient 10 the payment of the debt
due by the said Hugh keogh to the
complainant. AID I'm affidavit hav-
ing been made and fled that the de-
fendant, Hugh hecgh, is not resi-
lent of the State of Virginia, it is
ordered that he do appear here, with
in. fifteen days after due publication
hereof, and do what may he necessary
TO protect his interest In this SUIT.
And it is further ordered that copy
hereof be published once "a week for
four week in the Ro! noke Daily FINES
and that Il copy be posted st the
front door of the court house Of this
city on the first day OF the next term
thereof.
S. S. BROOKE.
Clerk
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knew yyhat He Was Abont.

New Boarder-That charming young
lady whom saw playing on the piano
in the parlor, Mrs. Irons. is sister Of
yours, presume?
Pleased Landlady-No, Mr.. McGinnis,
she is my daughter.
'Is it possiblel How very young you
must have marriedF'
New boarder gets best cut OF roast
beef, and his share of the pudding has
all the plums.]-Chicago Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

Mrs. Brown-I don't see how you
could pay your good money for such a
bottle of ink as you brought homo to-
day. 1t hardly holds any thing.
Brown guess you won't think SO
when you go in the parlor. broke the
bottle on the carpet.-Drako's Maya
zinc
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Why lie Were Them.

Cholly-Fweddy, old boy, what are
you wearing those big spectacles for?
Fwcddy-Becauso all tho snobs, don't
y know wcah single eyc-glawss.
weah the lahge spcctacles to let 'em
know I'm not doosid snob, bah Jove!
Chicago Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Deadly Ammunition.

Mrs. Lonely Rhoades-Oh. Henry.
Towser is dead, and you've taken your
gun to be repaired! What ever shall |
do to frighten the tramps away?
Mr. L. Rhoades-I don't know. my
dear, unless you bake some Of your
homemade pies. Light.
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a sim ofLuck.

julius Sniff recovering from the col
lision)-Wut's de number oh dat hack2
A Sympathizer-I suppose you want
to prosecute the driver, don't you?
Julius -Smif-No. l wants ter play
policy. De hack done killed my wife,
eip't it?-Texas Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
At 1t Again.

sHello!' exclaimed Mr.. chugwater.
looking over the morning paper, shere's
another tragedy in high life"
"What is it?' eagerly inquired the
other members of the Chugwater family
"Girafe in Van Humbug's circus
broke his neck by getting it tangled In
a telegraph wifi you throw that saucer
at me, Mrs. Chugwater. I'll plaster your
face all over with this mashed potstoP
Chicago Tribune
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Is LIE WORTH LIYlYG ,

Not if you 20 through the world q
dyspeptic. DR.. Acker's Dyspepsia
Tablets are Il positive cure for the
worst forms of dyspepsia, indigestion,
ilatulencv and constipation. Guar.
lnted and sold by BudweIl, Christian
s. Barbee
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
On q business Basis.

cit was brave act, young man. said
the grateful father, with deep feeling.
cat the peril Of your life you rushed in
to the burning building and saved my
Slaughter. How can ever repay you%
..Wouid q couple Of dollars be toe
ruch9p suggested the brave reyytaers-.
Uhigsgo tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
For Rent.

Desirable Office or store roop in
TIMES building, corner Third avenue
and First street, S. W. The best .oca-
ton in the city. For terms and par
tictulars, apply ut this Office.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
There Must Have Been Trouble.

Spit Ito joint of meat)-What's the
trouble between you and the COOKE
Joint-N othing.
Spit-What is he giving you that
roasting for then2-West Shore.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
History All Wrong.

Historical Editor Great Daily)-a
reader asked for the names of the Bos-
tonians who participated in the famous
"tea party" which dumped the British
taxed tea into Boston harbor. | found
the list in an old print and sent it to the
composing-room; but am told you Or
dered it out.
Managing Editor-1ndade Oh did tho$,
Sure that lisht was all wrong. There
wasn't any Oirish names in it at all
at all-exciptin' one, an he wor a
Scotchman.-Puck.
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TRY Paul ZONES famous old Baker
whiskey j. f. MARSHALL & Co,
eug15.2m Sole agents for Roanoke.
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a Costly Sent.

First Sweet Girl-Just think! Tho
Gar OF Russia has throne that cost
50, O0o.
Second Sweet Girl-Really? Why, that
is not as much as papa paid for his scat
in the House OF Representatives Tho
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
WHATS In a Nans9

: Tho name given to baby was Lynn
C. Doyle. and, wonderful to relate, no
une seemed to think OF the strange
svunG IL MAIDS when pronounced The
1urvs
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.RhDAM' 5 .MICR0BFr KILLFR

lextermlnates the microbes and drive
them out of the system, and when
THAT is done you cannot have an ache
or pain. No matter what the diseas.
iwhethera simple case of malaria feve-
/ or combination of diseases. we cure
gthem all at the same time, as we treat
jail diseases constitutionally.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

OLD exchanges for sale at TIE
FINES office; 20 cents per 100.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Notice,

There will be general meeting
of stockholders of the River mont
company, held liz the city of lynch
burg. Virginia, at Calisthenic Hall
on Thursday, September 2jth, ut 4
o'clock p. IN. All stockholders are
expected to be present in person OF
by proxy.
BY order of the Board of Directors.
y M. DOYLE,
au23&sep2i Acting Secretary.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

Rank Prohibitionist-Ho long have
you been in the clutches OF this vile
demon, whisky?
Old Rats, the soak-oh, only bout
forty-tree years. You see, boss, when l
wus kid had a awful tussel wild de
aguer, and everybody fought de jig
were up; but whisky saved my life, and
maturity been sorter under obligation
TO de old stuff ever since.-Judge.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

OLD exchanges for sale Ut The
TIMES office; 20 cents per 100.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

Il all, if you are
not in the swim,
staying in New
York and work
ing the growler
IS just about as
much fun as
Newport" re-
mark od Il i b.
bins, as he rose
! to open the door
in response to
the maid who
had oblirinrly
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A CHILD KILLED.

OLD exchanges tor sale at THE
TIMFS Office; 20 cents per 100.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

IN THE CLERKS OFFICE OF
| the Hastings Court, OF the city of
,oanoke, on the 18th day of August,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Keening the O,d Man busy.

Miss Fonduv-Iiave you seen papas
Mrs. Fonduv-Yes; found him Ggur-
ing in the library, and induced him 10
stop long enough to listen 50 my plans
for spending August at tho sca,hore.
Miss Fonduv-And whore Is papa
now?
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

THE TIMES Ollie" has been removed
TO the new building corner Third
avenue and First street, southwest.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
sIalt;ssr.ous Dabi-s

.Biggs-Our fo,cfathers had wives that
we're Of some account They could-do
every thing, from the family sewing TO
driving oxen.
Boggs-Ycs, they hcmmed and hawed,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

TIE TIMES Office has been removed
TO the new building corder Thifd
avenue and First street, southwest.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Rcmair, to Ee Seen.

Charlie-Going out hunting, arc you7
Dick-You bet.
Charlie-What are you going TO
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31

Asthma, Consumption, Catarrh,
bronchitis, Rheumatism, Kidney and
u .s::gpf Disease. Chills and Fever, Female
j Troubles, in all its forms, and, in fact,
seyery disease known to the human
Asystenl.
Beware of Fraudulent limitations
See that our Trad Mark (same al
Baglove1 appears on ca h jug.
Send for book History of the
4 JOHNSON 81 JOHNsOGs
sf9Ymsrlts, Hcis ngenta, Cor. Jeffesrot
{, hsiH fifst M w
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sANCTUaI SARCASM.

City Editor-Whcre's Carnage? Gone
to that hanging yet?
Browne rival rcporter)-No. Hos oat
sharpening up his dull thaa.-Drase's
Magazine.
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THE BOWsERs.
MIR. B. Tries Sleeping in Ham
mock on tho Roof.
sudden.

sudden
ly ejacu la + ed
Mr.. Bowser the
o t h or evening
rs he sat read
ing his paper.
what is FTP"
Nothing, ex-
ccpt that " G
been a fool.
"How?"
"Why, IL ere
W G. V Q b @ c n
ronstinT almost
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Neither Would Suit.

Mrs. Fangle-Let US 90 to the seaside,
John, dear.
Fangle-oh, the air there is too salt.
Mrs. Fangle-Then let US go to the
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Tho Long and Short of 1t.

Clcvcrton-I have Just boen reading
an article on how long animals can live
without food. What do you think about
It?
Dashaway-I don't know any thing
about long animals, but 1 put all my
money on short horse the other day
and haven't had any thing TO eRt
since.-The jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
S. S. BROOKE.

A copy-Teste:
Roy b. SMITH, p. @. augl5tli4t
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Tho Power of Imagination.

Mrs. Tonduv-oh, he is still figuring.
Puck.
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THE ROANOKE
Steam RQttlilg Works,
GEO. 2. CARE, PRoPs.

GEO p. CARR, sPRoPR
Sole Wholesale Dealer and Bother
Of The Celebrated Fass Schneider's
Beer. The Rergner 81 Engie Pbila.
Export Beer. India Pale Ale, Por-er
and Brown Stout salso manufactures
Eof Soda ~ alter. Sshrsaparjl la, Ginger
Ale and Settler and Vfcby " aters,.
M aft,I AiiS $1,000
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
a Gentle Hint.

Dick-Can't tell till see what l hit
Texas Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1890-08-31
Che Citizens Bank Of Roanoke
Roanoke, Virginia.
Salem Avenue, betooeea jefferson
md IIe,,r.,,. Streets.

G2ld Henry SJTE2tS,
J. B. LEVY, President. Late cashier
Commercial Bank, Roanoke, Va.
JOHN Orr, Cashier. Late cashier
CITY Bank. Richmond, Va.
Accounts of banks. bankers, corpor-
ations, merchants, and Incl viduals
solicited. Our facilities for 1oing q
general banking business are equal to
to any banking house in Virginia.
Collections speciality and prompt
remittances made Interest allowed
on time deposita TaTS-tf
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

Our assortment Of new designs and
oolorpgs for the Spring season ~ 1880
i now complete, and We invite inspec-
spection q the lorqea and fasss stock of
Carpets m the State. embracing con-
plete lines Of ROYAL WILTONS, Ak
MINISTER'S, AININSTER Mo-
OUTFITS, TELVITS. BODY BRUS-
SELS. TAPESTRY BR USSRLS.
TWO AND T,RRLE ply INGRAINS.
TEAITL4NS for halls aud stairs. NzI-
TINGS, OIL CL0IHS. etc.
Ask to see the Ny Weave, KIDDER-
MINISTER INGEAlNs Quslty guar
anbcod. The Hrkynsr, CLOSEST WOVEN.
most perfect quality Of 81 wool Ingram
carpetng ever made The patterns
anc colorings are Ia entirely new BFus-
sells effects. Borders q match If de-
sired. sold only by SPRING a con-
PANY.
The London Corlcne Company. Of
London, Eng, have appo.nteo Spring
8 Company Sole Agents for Weste1a
Michigan, for the celebrated CORTI-
CINE or CORK CARPET. We show
the complete Inc Of patterns Of this
superior floor covering. Noiseless and
enduring, il takes precedence over any
other known material for Store Floors,
ofices and Public Buildings.
We offer OIL Cloths, Linoleum. Mst-
tings, etc, in every Val ieiy Of patterns.
width and quality.
Persian Rugs, Mohair Rugs, Velvet
Rugs, Daghestsn Rugs. Fur Rugs,
smyrna Rugs, and Ingram Art Rugs,
in great variety. Sizes from = yards
by YARDS up 10 the largest sizes made.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
4 AREPUBLICAN WARD
What the Ward Republican Club
Win Make OF the Tenth.
iSOTHER 4EETIsC sEyr THURSDAY
Aa Encouraging Meeting Held At Ria-
soette's hail Last ~. ht-speeeAss Sy
t-w rufts Ana Col. Peaay-
Prospects Tor tie n&fd-

The Tenth Ward Republican Club
held meeting last nght Al kinsuette's
Hall, which was an eye-opener 10 the
Democrats living IN that section Of the
town. A large crowd was present, and
President James l.. LEWIS occupied the
char.
C. W. Tufts was the first man called
upon 10 make Z speech. lie stated
that the South End was the growing
part OF the city. lie had falth IN is
future, and ~ great Was hls falth That
be nad about thirty houses I'D process OF
construction IN The Tenth ward. 1ne
ward, be prOphesied, wouldundo0btedly
cut great figure IN city politics, and
he thought that the Republican forces
should be so organized tnat success
would be assured at the coming cleo
tons. The ward, he said. should De-
made permanently Republican, and
should De nude socially and politically,
what IL IS IN business way. tie re-
terred u his recent travels IN Europe,
and compared the squalld novels OF
the peasants there 10 the happy homes
of the prosperous American working
men. The Democrats, he claimed, were
seeking 10 make the labor system here
the same a that IN Europe.
Colonel Penny next took the tioor.
He thought that the good Republicans
present knew their politics we'll enough
without being preached 10 on the sub
lcct. The ward Was 4 new ward, he
SAID, and It must be made Republican
in the first place, and be made TO stay
SO.
At the conclusion of the speaking,
hats were passed around and a LIBERAL
sum realized 10 defrav the expenseot the
coming campaign. a large number OF
new members signed their names 10 the
constitution and bylaws OF the club.
The club already numbers about eighty
members.
No names were mentioned as candl-
dates during the meeting, but after 1t
had formally adjourned, those present
began to talk. Many of them want
Charles X. Sigh nominated tor mayor,
and all of them agree that Fred ;.
Clarke's name would look well at the
head of the ticket. For alderman, the
name of John Powell, ". \. Shaw,
Russell Stowe and join Schetfer. editor
of the I'riqhcids Bdnier, are mentioned.
James A. Mckee aud b. DeGraff are
both favorably spoken OF for supervisor
and 1t is understood that Burt Enla and
Harmon Grabel both want to be COL
lectOr OF the ward.
The club proposes to make the Demo-
Gratis hustle and another meeting viii
be held at Grahel's store, &C. Jefferson +.
ave-, next Thursday evening. Good
speakers viii be IN attendau g.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
COMMERCIAL UNION.
The House Committee viii Report a
Resolution for il.

WAsHINGToN, March 20.-The House
Committee on Foreign Affairs today,
by unanimous vote, instructed its
Chairman. Mr.. Hit, of Illinois, to re-
port to the House the following JOINT
resolution:
That henever it shall be duly certi-
fled to the President OF the United
states that the Government OF the
Dominion Of Canada has declared q
desire TO enter into such commercial
arrangements win the United States as
would result in the complete removal
OF all duties on trade between Canada
and the United States, he shall appoint
three comm 5. .OncTs to meet those
who may be deSlgnat' d to repre- sent the
Government OF Canada. to consider the
best method of extending the trade
relations between Canada and the
United States. and to ascertain upon
what terms greater freedom of inter
course between the two countries can ne
best secured; and SAID commissioners
shall report to the President, who shall
lay the report before Congress.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
HAVE RETURNED.
The jolly Party That Went to Mexico
last January


On January 10 last the following
jolly party started upon a trip to san
Jose. Mexico. +. Stewart Waite, Henry
NJ Reynolds, Lewis II. Whitney, 4. b.
knowlson Z. j.. Br00kheld. Charles
Fox cad Freeman aud NHIiam Dun
l1W.
Massrs. White, Boyno de, Brookfeld
aul Freeman have just returned 30 u :
G IS. Mr. Dunhaui rrt. ruoi some time
Az. being unable. cu .lnt Cf slck-
ness, to 50 further t..a lninuahua.
Mr.. ku0wlsou viii return either tomor-
row or early ucVt woes having taken a
s.de trlp 10 tine City az McKee,. Mrs.rs
Wthey ana Fox have gone upon an ex-
tcaded trip through Mexico, Glcstsu.
etc., and viii nos return for g month
yet.
The gentlemen. with tho exception o.
Mr.. WIthey. are heavy st0cxbuiders in
theFrceman SILVER MnIuZC Company ard
n the Canton Nina NunC Company.
both of which have many rCn gold 81
silver mines r1 tlc vlC.atv of san jose
and winch make their headQu trtsrs az
tbs mining hamlet. I'm t1e Freeman
oumpaav. which IS the older. over one
hundred Grand Rapids citscus are n-
fcresfed. ans t1e Canton Nina Com-
psnv p composed of q smaller sy- 3 .cs ~
81 rar1
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
IN JUSTICE WALSH'S COURT
when the Jury Get Hold of Their Enc of
the Case, They Hustle 1t.

On February 10 last row anything
but heavenly, occurred out in the town
ship OF Ada between the clans of the
Ryans and the Doyles. Tue tronble
was all about the sheep OF the Doyles
stray.ng upon the premises OF the
Ryans. On the day above mentioned,
Catherine Doyle claims to have been
terribly thumped 10y the Ryans, and
came 10 town and rec.ted her tale Of
woe before His Honor. justice Walsh.
Warrants, arrests. subpRnas, lawyers.
iuries and all such things followed in
due time. and Yesterday the grand trial
came of in Walsh's court. After a
trial to a full house all the afternoon,
the ease went TO the jury about half
past >, and the jury all got home to
supper ell right. Their verdict was
that the Ryans we're not guilty.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
BLOOD AND BRAINS.
shocking Suicides at owosso and Nor
rice, Mich


Owosso. Mich. March 20.-Tom Con
nors, car Inspector of the Michigan Cen
tral railroad, had been drinking lately,
and last night he committed suicide by
shooting. lie leaves a widow and
family. He was about 50 years old,
and not generally Il heavy drlnker. bat
an old citizen and prominent lrsn-
man.
Connors went TO his room, placed the
muzzle of a breach-iOading shot gun
under ms chin ana blew the side of his
face OFT, covering the four walls with
blood and brains.
MoRmcE, Mich, March 20.-Frank
Brigham, who recently came from
Holly and purchased the livery busi-
ness of L. y. Goss, shot himself twice
IN the left breast and once III the right
temple this morning. He lived two
hours. and leaves n widow and son.
Brigham was about 30 years old, and
dependency caused MS suicide.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
win K.an the Hnms.tesd.

Judge Grove has decided the chan
Gerry suit Of Judson u. Peaslee AGA Gst
Isaac Collier ard wife TO set ASIDE deed
OF husband t. w.feof the Homestead 50
Henrv-st.. m favor of defendant bv
setting aside cOmplaiuaGts bli The
homestead Is worth 5000, on WI ch
there Il $500 mortgage. TIE law
ex mnts $500. leaving a surplus Of
$3.50. which comp nant claimed be-
onged 10 him on the ground that the
Transaction was not bona G1s. Judge
Grove. however. decided thaf the trans
acton was bona fide.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

The ladies of the Christian WORKER
Society of the Westminster Presbyterian
Church gave free entarta 'nment last
evening 4 ba>s s0.o. "Ouf GA tae
Deep was s'1uC by q. =. Cotton. Mrs
~coketec playing tne piano acc8mua i1-
ment. Mss Lotie Wariel nareI a
violin solo. and was hes ely apo aud -
for 2. a mandolin and PIANO ouet vas
rendered hy Mrs. LoveIov al SIR
Nea brock. Mss II Donald PLAYED q
and exec lent rsfresa11 nfs weTe served
ffar
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
JOURNALISTS.
How They May be Made to order AT Amy
Time.

From the Toledo Blade.
Gould you tell me how can become
a journalist
This was the intent and purpose Of a
letter which | received the other day,
signed "Regulus." This is not the
original form of the letter, but what re-
mains Oft after a boiling down process
to which | subjected. The most
prominent feature of the letter was a
large, attractive due stamp delicateiy
engrossod on its back with rubber
stamp by the postal authorizes. |
desire TO inform Regulus before going
farther that he should defray the post
age on has letters, else in the dim vista
OF the future | shall repudlate his
efforts.
But can l tell you how to become a
journalist?
Well, Regulus, can make very
energetic strrngeffort in that direction,
and think an effort that IS destined TO
be crowned with success. 1t is always
n pleasure TO me TO assist aspiring
young men ID become journalists, and
IN dong so save the world and man
kind a great deal of sorrow and woe.
take il, Regulus, that you have re-
Gently finished your freshman year,
nave you not, and decided 10 waste no
more time with professors, who know
comparatively nothing when compared
with YOU? And now YOU have decided
TO become a journalist?
Well, with your start, it viii be an
easy matter. What YOU need first Is a
par of large, clear glasses, and a cute
little gold chan with which to hitch
yourself TO them. Next, you need a
few facile gold pens. Trenchant pens,
however, will do II you can't get the
facile, although for journalists ! would
prefer and recommend the latter.
Now dispense with the services of the
barber. and wear your hair fluent.
Secure 4 large, corpulent pad of
paper, and wear 1t under your arm.
You may need It when the city editor
sends you out after a nice little item at
3 \. IN. about the lurld insurance
features you neglected TO mention in
your Mss on the lurid, tOngUe-forked
flames that hehtened up residence in
the early morning.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21

he marrled about eighteen months agO
under esFcuu' stances Lb2t u le happ-
ness ID p)-si5ie, and 81 be- is ID G
Avs hard clutches charged 8th T.
tempting the hfe or h.s wife He - :
4 ae ever gets OuE OK tbls scrape ls
VIE vii have 90 worse cause of CONE
pl4lnt agalnsE bim than absentee
lie : a carpenter, and has rooms a. so
south D.y,sou-st. lie once shot l-nl-
sell through the body by reason OF
domestic lnfeiicity. and tnls time he
turned the gun the other Nay.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-21
Our Team

Manager Ben West, of the Grand
Rapids Ball Club. has signed the follow
il g uen: John Whalen, catcher; c.
Newman, formerly with Lansings,
catcher and out-feldcr; Bob Hart
formerly with Jacksons. pitcher;
Charles Glib, last year with the Hami-
tons ami two years ago with Buaalo,
pitcher; 6. Bckhart, with the Kal-
kaska team last season. pitcher; George
McIstpr, last season with Jackson. third
base; Ed. Egan, James Purvis and Nc
MahOn. 0f last years Grand Rapids
team. Two more men Will probably be
signed early, and the team VIII be
organized for work as soon as the park
viii be- ready for practice.