The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-02-06

mp on the fine and costs, and found that II
he had steady work ct lbs per day for s. a2l
wears he could hardly hope to square mp.
He Was detected and broken. He even
wanted TO die.
Brother Jones moved that the fine and
costs b RENTED, and that Brother Clay
b made happy again. and. after some de-
bate. this course Was pursued
The secretary then announced the follow
ing:
Irwin srArlox, Pa. Jan. Is lsso.-- 70 de Or
ssrs an NsmbaAs % DE- Lime ATTN Club: We have
IN ole colofed Lady b. de name Of Aunt Liza
Gardner. who says she was Brudder Gardnef's
fast wife. and thas he left her mo- dan City years.
ago and run OF wild young yalief gal with red
hair She says dat Brudder Gardner could steAl
mo- chickens dan any i've chicken raisers in de
state Now. we was srgeiyin' about raisin' .
branch club here. but ii dat is de- karacser Of dc
president we don't want nuthin 10 do via IL
Please send infoFmashan 10
sourpLAM r BUrra
There was breathless silence in the hall
as the reading vas tinished, and Rev. Mr..
Penstock was about to bob up and declare
the missive q deadly insult TO the club,
which must be revenged, when the presi-
dent rose up with bland smile on his face
and said
Its list . mistake--dat's all. nebber
knowed no Guild woman named Aunt
Liza Gardner. an nebhcr got mar'd bat
jist de one time. She's got me mangled mp
wild some odder pusson. an de Guild peo-
pie at Irwin needn't hesitate TO apply for .
charter on my account haint de man
OF co'se hain't Dey has simply met up
Wild mistake"
Lord John Russell. chairman Of the board
OF relief, reported that Brother Whyfors
Smith had applied 10 him TO b paid 81 per
week from the relief fund. having been con-
fined TO the house for the last two weeks
with rheumatism. He had visited the
patient, seen his condition and would re
commend that relief be granted.
"You's bun up dar. has your" asked
Brother Gardner.
Yes. sah.'
s.Secn him In bed %
Yes. sahf''
"knowedis Was rheumasicssn
Oats what dey called :t.s
Who called III"
"Bradder Smith an his family.
''cuise likely, but let me tell Won sunthin'.
Bsud2ss Snasfll gus sha, rheumatics in try
in 10 lift bale o hay on bet oil fifty cents
dat be could do IL What ais him is crick
in de back, an dat back o. his will keen
right on crsckin' till Fo'th o. July befo' he
gifts any money o. u.s. When memner of
dis club siss hurt or falls sick In the line OF
duty ives bound % help EN- out. but when
q member makes fool OF himself be must
skirmlsh fur his meat an Eaters. -
A communication was received from q
local barber anquiriug If the Lime Kun
Club was In sypashy with the attempt of
certain Sleeps 10 put sn end 30 all Sunday
shaving, or II II belsevesi that sunday shay
ing Was necessity and should he coatsn-
usd.
ITS suhiee dali vs haint prepaid to
discuss, rspiied the president III
owned barber shop an didn't want to
open il ca sunday. Ia keep de ioah locked.
IL did want 10 ep<n il, den ia so 10 work
an ssy rnfsan' about 10"
The secretary then announced that sam
Bno;se. Of Eufsula. Ala. Who calls himself
the CsEsrc Of che South. vas Oh his way
10 Detroit 10 deliver = lecture on The
Restoration Of the Brass Age. and wou.d
probably arrive In shout . week