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Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13
NOT m HIS THOUGHTS.

There Is No Time Win. in Battle 20 Think
Of Outside Matters.
An ex-captain Of volunteers was enter
tanning few friends in All Office on Lar
ned street with some Of his army adven-
lures when new arrival listened fer p
moment and then interrupted him with:
Excuse me, captain, but how Is 1t
when a man is in battle?'
How do you mean
Does he have time to think of outside
mattersT
"Well. hardly"
"Just has his mind occupied by what
is going on around him."
Yes"
"Was that the way with your
"Yes. suppose 40
"FOr Instance. while you vyere fighting
Al Gettysburg you didn't let your mind
wander back 70 me, did youF
"No. sir
"Exactly-sll right didn't suppos.
YOU did. You went away owing ne SO,
you know, and ] didn't know but it both
ered you. All right-all right-it's out
lswed now and I shan't ask for it. Go
on. captain, and tel EN- how Jon won
glory and renown and didn't think Of
me. Detroit Free Press.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

money, sook several lisp dr.asAts Al the
oax sE Sne L.adlox,i's expezlss snd burned
10~n 70 Ehs depot . pa hls excess bag
gage sll1. A1ss = an she landlords aaonsy.
bslisse th4E there are three women act
inK 4s travelling men uo-. sud tAis -as
oae 0f them
The coast Is beginning 70 feel Al IN
ssrest Ia the Worlds fair and vii do -
share hAndso1asly II the say u as
play. A general hope . expressed r-as
AAsricz ~ill not sacrifice beauty and
worth 70 blow and adyerEizlng Art DO
cones 10 longer art when Il Is coscured
by the price marx, and litsssIsrs suffers
~hsn il becomes reading notice. II .
certain city few years ago beautiful
monument ~as built % the memory Of
TIE boys VINO lost their lives in the war
for the UniOn. The inscription read.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

Collector-I havecalIed 10 present yozr
biI
Count-BiII' What esz zst7
ector-T Your account
Count-Oui. monsieur; am von count,
as vou ~.
Collectcr-Y I know but ! 49,
vou n pay; pony up-see7
Cours-Psyf Pony up'
Collector - Tes, your Account. Tou
know.
Count-Oui. monsieur. 7 an vo1 ccuut,
~ Toa ssy-
Tsll. here's vour biA
Co-4nt-R5lIs What ~ zzt7
Cosl@ctor or account.
Co-rt--C'ui, 1oas.ur; 7 an v51--
Taen tss soco1nt vas spei FOR TO
~-~rt rad ccunter c3sins s9siast Sbs
enFsec1or foE assault I'D baftery.--fS>~
Ycrs Hari1-
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

After long, severe argument, how
ever, wiser counsels prevailed. and the
price was stricken out. The trans
Missouri country will enthusiastically
20 in for a good showing. and viii also
attend the fair prepared 10 hguratively
knock out the eye and gather In the
Etruscan pelts Of the great nations Of
the earth.
California, among other salient feat
ures. is the proud pOssessOr OF what is
called an average rainfall. Every child
even knows what il IS now, what 1t was
in 20 and as far back as history extends.
Fourteen 70 sixteen inches viii do the
business in agricultural districts very
well. bat this year II has been from 40 TO
10 inches, according 20 the locality. The
Santa Clara valley has wetness enough
70 last for four years, and yet only in
low parts OF the country will crops be
delayed or injured by the great rainfall
| asked well known railroad man the
other day what ne thought would be the
general effect on business il the govern
ment should take charge OF the railroads
and telegraphs he said he thought 1t
would De anything but soothing. I'm
such an event, said he. business would
be subverted TO politics, l think. On
election day trains would De delayed and
voted in the doubtful states. Washouts
would give large party gains 70 the rul-
ing powers. kilograms would be affected
more or less In the rapidity of their
flight by their political tenor, and the
administration organ would be able TO
get Sunday trains for its mammoth edi-
tions, while the opposition paper would
run off the track or be held for orders.
We can get al the corruption we need,
I think, without extending its scope or
possibilities. | would hate TO see Hes
ter street heeler rewarded by being made
n government train dispatcher on my
road. You can educate a postmaster
pretty well in four years, but you take
green politician and try to make train
dispatcher or a division superintendent
out Of him and you are liable to be Bit
terly disappointed in him"
We had last week ON the train style OF
passenger common to this free country.
He was a Russian by birth and had made
some money in this country by happy
accident in the price of rags or the sud-
den advance in old clothes. Doubtless
in his old home across the ocean he had
slept at night on a heap of straw and
eaten the brunette bread of the plain peo-
pie. Here he had made money under
the fostering care Of our free institu-
tons and rode in a sleeping car. Vul-
garity had early marked him for its own,
and so. even with q silk hat and ar over
coat with fur collar on it. one could see
that he would be more at home sleeping
in the loft of a livery stable with his
whiskers full Of barley straw.
He found fault with everything, and
in half an hour had won his way to the
hearty and cordial hatred Of every one in
the car. He asked me what / paid for
nv berth TO San Francisco. told him,
but told him two dollars less than the
price because he was well calculated to
call forth that kind of an answer. He
was wild. He wanted to jump of the
train and 60 back to the Office to get his
two dollars back. then posted the other
passengers, and they came and pitied him
till ne frothed at the mouth.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

People told him that the company
must have a prejudice against him for
something. Every one pitied him and
felt sorry for him. Finally We got 70
working the same thing ou him in other
directions, We would ask hsm what he
paid for his dinner and his other meals.
Then We would find cut that be had been
robbed again. We would buy fruit Of
the train boy. according to a previous
arrangement with him. at price at least
50 per cent. below What he could get the
sa1ie goods for. Then We would 20 over
and feel -orry for him. and ask him If
be had ever been suspected q being
NihiliSt OF of belon xinz 70 some other
JeuonlnsrFou rDaE was uupoVurzr E6ar
people picked on him 40. until finally he
got - mad that large scaldi1g tears Of
vexaaon ran down over his red bearS
and fell on The rich tapestry II the car.
His only solacs st this time Wa % turn
frequently upon his wife and cur her IN
corduroy profanity svch "a = only found
in Essssa with fur trimmings OF Il.
He -ss the neanest old brute I have
seen since MT Bender dropped cut of 40
rietv. ard I Fas not sorrv 81 help him
white away tedious iorrner hT touch
ing him gently. ever and anon. on the
only place ~h~rs the Old pachyderu
-o,ld - touched vithcut the Aid ~ a
borab. w. his senra~s htSl. inside
rocket
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13
How She FIXED Him.

Maude-Oh, Daisy, saw your new lit
tie poodle the other day.
Daisy (ecstatically}-Did you! Isn't he
Just too sweet for anything
Maude-Yes; bat | thought you said
some of his pretty curly hair had been
burned of.
Daisy-Oh. it had; but l just patched
him up with one Of grandma's new
waves It's just a splendid match.
You'd never know the difference
Smith, Gray & Co.'S Monthly.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

''I suppose you think l wear this high
collar from dudish motives" inquired
Longnecke Of his prospective employer.
at certainly looks that way"
THAT is where you DO me wrong, sir.
LAST summer while promenading in Cen
trai park the menagerie broke loose. A
gang of keepers Gagged me by mistake,
while my best girl returned home with
the giraffe. No. am no dudev'-Dry
Goods Chronicle.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13
PROMPT and Careful.

Mr.. Tick-How long will it take you
to make me suit Of clothes?
Tailor-Three days.
Mr.. Tick-All right; and I'll settle the
bill in Just sixty days from today. You'll
have 'em ready on time, now, won't your
Tailor-Yes, sir; they'll be ready in
Just sixty three days.-Smith, Gray &
Co.'S Monthly.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13
The Complete Outft.

Family lawyer understand that
you are suitor for the hand of the
daughter of my millionaire client?
Titled FOreigner-Yes, monsieur, in
part.
Family Lawyer = In partl Explain
yourself.
Titled Foreigner with a shrug)-
Well, monsieur, to be frank wiz you, l
shall expect re pocketbook zat goes wiz
ze hand.-Chicago Timee-
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

Stranger from 81 Louis 10 Chicago
unSeTtsksrl-Is The oorpss uaorufedl
Chicago Underts ker-No. ssr- Why7
81 Louis Nan should think he would
-. n bs~e been found dad in tbs tow
-LoreH Citizen.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

PATIENT say, doctor. what sort OF
lump is this on the back of my neck'
Doctor-It is nothing serious. but
would advise you. nevertheless, to keep
your eye on it.-Texas Siftings
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

''It's queer how often you read Of act
ors' wives trying 70 commit suicide"
Yes, replied Muristic, but msvbe
they ait out in front sometimes and look
at the play. " ashington Post.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

First Pugilist-How did the new man
strike your Favorsbly2
Second Pugilist- -Favorably7 No; he
struck me below the belt.-Lowell Cia-
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

How many matrimonial knots car
700 20 an hour. DR.. Choker7"
That depends on the tied, returned
the p. D.-New York Sun.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

McCorckle-You will find sectarianism
even among the lower orders of cres-
ton
McCraokle-Oh, nonsense,
McCorkle-It's a fact Even flies are
in sects. Judge.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

Husband-I can't give you any money.
I'm dead broke.
Wife-Oh, Charles, why do you say
broker It's such bad grammar
1T may be bad grammar. but it's
blamed good senseT'-Lowell Citizen.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

Miss Brown-Come right In, papa: you
won't interrupt Us. Mr.. Blish and are
just skimming over our parts In the
Amaranth theatricals.
Mr. Brown with sigh TO HIMSELF
BY gingerl l had hopes that time
Judge
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

He-1s~e ne a kt=f
She--Ye-n .bouba - s<caunsb - yo7r-
sssf
~Asheraed 81 vAatT
% ssksnx ~ ks~s -he7 To7 ha--
-~rs cha%~- 20 s>&s 0za 7-Esras SD
NO.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13
Pas Quiet Hint

Miss Highsee-Pa, does it hurt 10 have
the ears pierced
Mr. Highsee-Whatm makes you ask that
question, Lucyi Are you going to sing'
Burlington Free Press.
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

Ersrtsd in memory y TIE Brave Aen ~ho
. kaid do~n their ives Tor ras Ua-o8. as =
marx q loVs sad lasting =steeIn. ~ t5eu
fsuos p4tr01s 41d .osins frisnds. a. .
cost 0f sl50.o0o
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13
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Nos. rsntlerns~- ussd tes sz-ceic-eer.
ssthe-e tavn hcts srs rosn' - ses IKE hot
cek-s Hsr~'s god sosid -us3 - rocs
h~s1,-u urscss. aer.'s srzs<xs-s h-s- sirs
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

How sonE xss Bronson's speech'
Il don't know. I dR3n't have ny -
asets~ wish r. Life
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13
EYE IS NOT SUFFERING.
ne ANc TllE noe FiiLL SET gesAF-
FEcTED 81 DULL TINES
cA-<-. sf s-4 Es--~a-s- IN ne z-s.y

cA--u4s a. s@a Er-..~a-s- Ia ne s.ssy
ao4sA ~ nsreh-A L-aaRoza Grs.-ly
Iz=po.sa CDsa-rlas Oss-a. II syaaz.1hy
L.sa1Aef . Faaario4- Fr.s<isr.
.Copyrgat - - zdzAE ~ SysI
CAllforniA h2s 4 rainy se2son which
takss tns place of winEer, aEd has some
ram kcft for otner purposes Last win
tsF h Tainsd and did other things for hVs
months but on the day tsat burst upoa
the eoast lie a iong legged benson froEn
= clear SKY, the san esme forth from his
ioug seciUsson Ard liE up the grand old
ualn--ths ocean main, / mean, not
mine. Then the timid sonzster caroled
% his mate Ia low. passionate toaes.
the gag grange peoples began % give
gorgeous colOrinz % the green billo~s Of
field and prairie, aud thousand bright
and beautiful ~ild lowers gsrnished the
great American whey ard, orchard and
coussrVarOFV
Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

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Telegram-herald., 1890-04-13

In fact everything needed TO furnish your
home complete. Sold ON easy payments al
cash prices.
Call and examine our new patterns.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14
SEEKING A GULF OUTLET.
Tho Goal for which the Present Conten'
ton Between the Broad and Narrow
Gauge Is Responsible.

Everybody is discussing the probabili-
ties OF the A., 7. & s. F. tearing up its
Lamy branch and laying it direct to Ortiz
station and beyond to San Pedro. All
admit that it would be the wisest thing
for the company to do, but some say that
it would be Just as economical, if solid
trains between Santa Fe and San Pedro
are to be run, to use the present track to
Lamy and proceed thence over the main
line to Ortiz, thence over the proposed
branch to Pedro. True, itwould be some
twelve or fifteen miles further than by a
direct line from this city to San Pedro,
but as the business is such as not to
make time very great consideration,
many contend that whatever occurs the
Lamy branch will remain intact.
However, some day or other q line OF
road is to be built direct over the route
lying between this city and the central
Pecos valley, possibly via San Pedro,
White Oaks and Roswell. This was long
ago recognized as a valuable route, as
instance the original charter OF the Gulf,
Colorado q Santa Fe road. If this COM
pany had carried out it's original inten-
ton there would now be no Fort WORTH
Denver line to interfere with north and
south business in the Rocky mountain
region. There is no question that the
close OF the present year will find the
Pecos valley road, connecting with the
Texas Pacific, in operation as far
north as Roswell. The charter OF
the Santa Ee Southsrn calls Tor
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14
PERSONAL.

At the Palace The Hyers Sisters and
troup; Mariana Perea, Bernalillo; J
Gaitzsch, St Louis n. Anderson, Ration
c. ?. Van Olstine, Chas. b. Kehrmar
st. Louis; J. A. Browder, San Francisco
A. &. Rhoads and wife, Denver; II. l.
Hopkins, G. U. Hopkins, Denver.
j. f. Fuller, l.. j. Jones, L. Mcdonald
New York; D. L. Miller, Cerrillos JOIN
r. Kelley, Golden; J. W. Owens, Sar
Pedro; f. W. Sayle, Lamy; L. Mcdonald
Indiana, are among late arrivals at thu
Exchange.
Henry Gerber has gone to Pinos Alto
to look after some mining claims of his
which adjoin the rich properties nov
in controversy between Skillicorn ant
Stevens.
s. Spitz, the leading jeweler and whole
sale filigree merchant of Santa Fe, has re
turned from trip to Denver.
Mr. A. Staab, who has been on a bust
ness trip through southern New Mexico
came home this morning.
Col s. W. Fisher is visiting northeas
New Mexico in the interest Of Riven
burgs nurseries.
j. d. woodward, of Socorro, is at tn
Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14
OFFICIAL WAITS.

Bids for furnishing the penitentiary
with supplies for the next six months will
be opened by the board OF commissioners
tomorrow at noon.
A meeting will be held this afternoon
at the local land office to take further steps
toward pushing the national park project.
Committees are to be appointed in Santa
Fe and San Miguel counties to circulate
the memorial TO congress asking that this
national park purposes.
Capt Jack Crawford, who is connected
with the Indian department of the gov
eminent, passed up the road yesterday Ell
route for Washington. He accompanied
Agent Vandever on his recent trip to the
scene of the late Indian trouble in the
San Juan country. He says the Indians
are very quiet and peacesble there now,
and that the trouble arose from the wanton
killing Of an Indian by cowboy. There
was no uprising, and the Indians were
anxious to be advised by Major Vandever
in settling the matter.
Hon. Eugenio Romero writes the sur
yeyor general to assist him IN ascertain.
ing the lines on the San Miguel grant,
where force of armed men recently
caused his tie choppers to destroy al
timber they had got out. The surveyor
general believes that only speedy set
Element of the land grant question can
quiet the so-caled White Caps now run.
hing things about Las Vegas, and he will
make an earnest effort to do this. He
has very encouraging advices from Con
gresham Caswell, OF the house commit.
tee on private land claims. Gen. Hobart
may get away to Washington shortly to
aid in pushing the question before the at
tention of congress.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14
ROUND ABOUT TOW n.

The noon mail was delayed five hours
to-day.
The district court officers leave for Terra
Amrilla tomorrow.
Tax payers will find some figures on
the inside OF this paper TO ponder over.
Will the plaza receive the attention it
deserves before the spring time is gone :.
The Hyers sisters brass band made all
attractive parade this forenoon. The
company will have large audience at
Gray's opera house tonight.
Read the editorials in to-day's issue
concerning the court expenses OF New
Mexico from 1871 to March 4, 1890. They
are good and instructive reading.
Lieut.. Col. Hall, inspector general OF
this military department, arrived from
Los Angeles this morning. He will make
w inspection OF Fort Marcy before Lieut..
Col. Snyder assumes command.
The business men of Santa Fe should
by all means contrive some way to enter
tain excursionists when in the city. 1t is
a shame that when an excursion train
comes to Santa Fe its passengers are not
shown courtesies. Incorporation would
largely remedy this matter.
Mrs. Annie Wallace, employed at Mr..
Gildersleeve's residence and wife of one
OF >laughter's assistants, fell upon piece
of good luck to-day. Some weeks ago
she invested rs cents in Denver lottery
scheme and to-day telegram came to
hand saying the number held by her
had drawn $3.50.
The Building Il Loan association held
its monthly meeting last night. The
81 900 loan made to Mr.. Wldmeyer was
continued one month upon the payment
of interest. An additional loan of 5000
was made to John Digneo at premium
of 80 per cent, and 81 900 was loaned on
Major M. A. Breeden's Palace avenue
property at the same premium. This
premium, with IL per cent interest, is
equal to l6ls per cent per annum,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14
FOR SELF PROTECTION
The 4. $. Government aad the City "ntor
Seryice-Savin [ $1,000 Ter Year
A Move in the Right
Direction.

No news has been received IRON tho
artesian well for several days, hut WORK
is going on all right 1t is learned to-day
that much more depends upon the SUI
cess of this experiment that has hereto
fore been supposed The government
officers, and especially those renresentlul
the military and Indian departments arr
watching this experiment with jealous
care, and it can confidently be asserted
that, should an artesian flow be deYel'
oped in this we'll at depth Of from LOO
to l 800 feet, the national government
will provide for sinking in the city two
or three wells of its own. Al.
ready the general government is
under an expense of some $1,000
a wear to supply its institutions here with
water. The military institutions and fed
eral building now share this expense, but
very soon the government Indian school
will be in running order and, as matters
now stand, at least 81 800 more per year
will have to be paid ior supplying water t.
that institution. This money goes into the
| pockets of the Santa Fe Water u Improve
ment company, and if the service was re-
liable or in any respect sufficient to justify
the outlay of say $1,000 year the govern
ment officers think there would be no
scruples about paying for it. But the
service has not been reliable so far, and
there is no telling how it will be in the
future. The single reservoir maintained
by the water company has been gradu-
I,II IN
years, so that the city water
supply to-day is not so great by nearly
halt as it was five years ago and yet
the demand for water has doubled. There
seems no prospects that the company will
comply with its franchise and construct
two additional reservoirs, according to its
agreement with the county authorities.
The latter also evince no disposition what
ever to protect The rights OF the people by
compelling the company to comply with
its contract or vacate the canon 80 that
others, who are anxious and willing, can
step in and guarantee q first class water
service.
Hence it is that everybody is so intently
watching the experiment of develop
ing artesian water in the valley. An
army officer said recently that ii Santa
Fe failed to become a large military post
it would be only because of the scarcity
OF water Now the fact is that Santa Fe
has no lack OF water. Millions of gallons
are to-day rolling to waste past our doors,
but the water company declines to store
it till such time as it can be readily turned
into gold.
The New MEXICAN has information that
within the next two weeks this question
OF local moment will be fully discussed
In the offices OF the Indian bureau ano
military department at Washington, and
should artesian water be secured in the
present attempt the government viii
probably save itself great future expens,
ny contracting with the Messrs. Lefevel
for sinking several wells on the property
Of the United States in and adjacent t(
the city,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14

Emmert's.
Notice to the Public.
SANTA FE, N. M, March IL, $780,
Following rates in effect at present over
the lines of the A., T. & S. F. K. r.:
First class limited to Kansas City........ $40 40
First class limited to Chicago. ............ % 20
First class limited to st. Louis. ......... % ~
Parties going east have the benefit of
the above rates as. basing rates.
w. M. SMITH,
Agent A., T. & S +. r. K. Co.
shiIoh's Vitalizer
Is what you need for constipation, loss of
appetite, dizziness, and all symptoms of
dyspepsia. Price ten and seventy-tive
cents per bottle. G. M. Dreamer.
Fresh ranch eggs 20 cents a dozen, ut
Emmert's.
Try those India teas, at Emmert's.
Eight cans Ruby tomatoes, at EN-
merits.
John Mccullough Havana cigar, &c, at
| Colorado saloon.
Fine McBrayer whisky at Colorado ga
loon.
Milk l0c quart; &c glass, at Colo
RADIO saloon.
Fine lot of Washinton navel oranges, at
| Emmert's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14

Fresh fish and oysters just received al
Emmert's,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14

No have In stock y line Of Toilet
Articles Of every description;
also q full line Of Import
ID Cigars & Imported
Il California Wines
and RransliA.s.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14

8vovybOdy admits We carry the
largest stock In the territory
N eur line, consequently
We defy competition In
quality or La prices-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-03-14

Try the New MExIcAN's new outfit OF
material and machinery when you want
fine Job printing or blank book work.