The Opelousas courier., 1890-11-01
HUMOR OF H DAT.

Have the door-Rugs.
pie-rates-Ten cents a slice.
Always takes the house by storm-the
yclone.
The crow doesn't fy from . cornfeld
Without caHs.
a church bell, like truth, should NOT
5e tolled st all times.
Conscience is that within us that tells
ii when our neighbors are doing wrong.
Naturally d fellow il quite upset ii his
sest girl throws him oyer.-Detroa Fres
res.
The expert manicure generally has CON
dderable awork on hand. a-YonEsrs
Haseste.
Druggists, however prosperous, always
10 business on a small scale.-Laurencs
american.
The busy little bee works by the job,
sat be does just as good work as if he
ab0red BY the day.
His Mother-nWhat are you doing out
here in the rain2p The Terror-aGet-
ap ret .-daanta Journal.
Life il full Of compensatioas When
he husband is out all night the lamp Is
,ot.-Tayo Hants Erpress.
.lOh, I wish I'd been a man, cried
Irs. Bionsons 81 wish to heaven you
aadl' Tetorted Mr.. Bjonson.-Epoeh.
Good advice is worth more than money,
bt Jones says that somehow he cannot
make his creditors see it in that light.
tsIh Oils the bill,' Z remarked the ban
sam pullet when she picked up q large
lnG juicy grasshopper. Washington
ar.
9Why, Adolphus, WI at is the natter
Why do you tremble soa" sMy best
grl Just shook me..-B5nqhemton Re-
pablican.
When the butler begins TO Drag Of his
honesty 1t is time to fall on his neck
md feel for the spoons in his coat-tail
pocket.-Epdch.
IL guess I'm a Jonah remarked the
mall boy who had been punished. ut
seems 10 be my luck to get whaled right
sIong. - Washington Roa.
NO. can't say that | want the
saftE I unused the freight car tourist.
About three-quartsrs Of II il water, and
Fh&t I amt got no use for
The ma who says he is going to get
heTe, and don't you forget it, makes
more noise about 1t than the mar who il
actually there. --4tchisoA Glabs,
Why II it that d woman,
When she becomes mcther-in-law.
Though she may have besn sweet as sugar,
Atonce learns to jabbsr and jaT
-LoufeBce American.
Teacher 10 class)-ssIn this stanza
what Il meant by the line, The shades
If night were falling fast'aa Bright
scholar-aThe people were pulling down
De blinds
BacnelortNcd, how would you de.
ane i love letterl'' BenedictA love
kter Is j thing that ten years afterward
soa generally wish you hadn't written.
9asfrgM Journal.
don't believe ii allowing domestics
ID @Bt the upper hand. make my sery-
nns keep her place s'You are lucky.
Dnlg nsver does for more than three
gss Anserieap Grocer.
You are not the young lady 70 whom
eive lessons, said the piano-teacher,
sNp: The young lady to whom you give
LESSONS is sick, and she sent me to prac-
ice for her, p-Bastoa Courier.
Mppit-HLook at that tramp going
Hes d coFker, eh2 Wagwell-
Judging from TINT ruby On his fronts
piece I should ssy be was more inclined
70 be- 81 an-corker Gasstte.
THE GAME or LIFE.
Existencs is honey and caketo d fey.
But Hith most of rs Life ID asscafia,
AAd ers with the game we ara finally
through.
hgagh d. cur Keen best 10 Be brought
into view.
Wsind we arg lost in the shuttle.
-ChicaJo Post.
body seFrapt, newly engaged, pro-
ssnsaa u his master i pair of boots, the
M q oae oil which was much longer
thAn theoEher: sHow comes ii, Patrick,
taAt thess boots are Got of the same
lengthr1 III rally don't know, sir: but
FaAs Doshsrs rie most II that the pair
gaEnStails are i'd the sanle al. Vhae
Nasaia R1o.