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They Como In for Lengthy Discussion In
the House.

They Como In for Lengthy Discussion In
the House.
WASHINGTON, July 25.-In the house to-
day during n lengthy discussion Of the
public land question, on demand Of Rogers
OF Arkansas the senate amendments were
read In extenso. The reading consumed
more than an hour.
A short discussion ensued rs TO the limit
which should he placed upon the general
debate. The point In dispute was the ir-
rigation feature Of the senate amend
ments.
Breckinridgc OF Kentucky and Payson
of Illinois contending that the debate
should not be limited at this time aud
Cannon OF Illinois and Sayers Of Texas
agreeing that Il was advisable that lmi-
tation should he provided.
On motion OF Payson IL was agreed that
the general debate on all portions Of the
bill except the irrigation amendments he
closed I'm 10 minutes and on these amend.
mcnts half hours debate he allowed.
Turner of New York made a brief
speech critical Of men who controlled the
business of the house and had been slight
ing measures reported by the committee
on labor aud refusing to fix a term for
consideration.
breckenridge OF Kentucky favored the
rencal of the law for the selection and To-
cation Of reservoirs and canals unon n,,b.
lie lands and reseryations Of irriunble
lands.
Vandevcr of California onnoscd the son.
ate amendment. which he asserted would
rebound 10 the interest Of the great land
camnon. of Illinois. onpose,l the senate
amcndment' m ndontcsl n opened aom'-
ns, ,cros nn, only tn hamest.ad s.ttIe.
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RIOT IN FAR OFF ASIA
Particulars Of The Brutal Massacre and
Riot at EPlefoum.
The Soldiers Head an Attack Upon
Defenceiess Armenians. Who
Are Shot Down Like
Dogs In the street.

LONDON, July 25.-The Newx gives the
following details Of vhe recent riot at
Erzeroum. On June 10Th the soltliery
were ordered TO disperse the Armenians
who were holding meeting in church
yard. The soldiers began the massacre
of the Armenians and Turkish populace
joined In the attack. Tho shops and
houses Of the Armenians were piilaged.
The sack lasted four hours.
The British consulate, at which on the
same night ball was being gwen for the
benefit Of poor Armenians, was stoned
and its gates and windows broken. The
consul AID the members of his family
took refuge in the cellars of the buildings
and the fete was abandoned.
The American mission served as a re-
fuRe forfO fugitives. A number Of the
Armenialk, relying ON the promises Of
the Tur1s to escort them To places Of
safety wdse murdered in the streets. Fifty
bodies have been found, mostly OF per-
sons who were bayonetted. Three hum
dred and fifty persons were wounded, and
100 are missing.
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MINISTER'S IN SESSION.
Eioqs s@nt sermon- Mt LivIng-tonby Prom
inent Disines.

Eloquent scrmon- mt Livingston by Prom
in-nt Divines.
Special 90 the Standard.
LIVINGSTON. July 25.-Thc opening SER
vice of the Missionary University last
evening was conducted by Rev. w. w.
vanorsdel. Rev. j. j. McAllister OF Butte
preached the conference sermon.
just before he began small dog
barked. II thought that dog had some.
thing TO say" remarked the preacher.
"and he reminds me Of some statistics
heard several years ago. This country
pays ,O0O,OO per year to support its dogs !;
s6,O0OU0 Ia support the ministers Of the
gospel"
Al the early morning session OF the
Methodist conference to-day, Bishop Vim
cent gave brief address To young men
on ideals followed by bible study in
Timothy. The bishops addresses are
much appreciated and sparkle with
leave the world but To he unworldly la the
midst Of the world. Life preservcrs in the
water. but not full of water, said the
bishop this morning, keep track Of every
member, every child. When you get too
scholarly. too profound To do this, | think
II were you would hire balloon and
GO up and never come down. Have you
faith ia Christ? Nothing else can save
you. A mans ability To swim will not
enable him to cross the Atlantic; he can
not cross on the cable. A man can not
be saved by works, nor force Of character,
nor evolution; Christ is our ship.
After the reading of the minutes of
Thursdays session conference questions
were resumed. T.. NJ. Tower was excused
from executive labor for one year on ac-
| count OF III health. He will preach occa.
sionally in and near Missoula as his
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The Colonel Won't Sell.

DENVER. July 25.-For several days
there has been a rumor that the Rocky
Mountain Neics had been sold 20 a local
syndicate for $4,000 and that the trans
fer would take place on August 1. Colo
mel John Arkens, president of the Ne,rs
company. and managing editor OF the
paper. in conversation upon the subject
tonight. said: There is no truth what
ever IN the rumor that the Nelos has been
sold. and, moreover. il is not for SALE"
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THE CAMP FIRE.
q. A. X. Men W IN Locate East of Columbia
Gardens.


BY the Standards Special Wire.
BUTTE, July 25.-The special committee
Of the G. A. r. met at the court house this
evening and completed arrangement for
the camp fire to he held August 8, ., 10
and IL.
The committee have finally decided to
camp east Of Columbia Gardens.
The owner Of the gardens have
generously granted them the privilege
of passing through the gardens ON their
way To the camp. A fort will be erected
above the gardens. This is 10 he defended
in the battle by the Sons of Veterans with
a small portion of the "vcts" them
selves. II will be attacked and ul-
timately taken by the forces from
the whole state. Teams are being
organized for shooting match mt hun
drcd-yard distance. Each team Is To have
from five TO six members. The militia are
invited TO form teams and compete for the
medal.
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FROM MIkADo'S REALM.
4 People Who VIII Pretend To Mourn
for Three Years.

VANCOUVER. B. C., July 25.-Advices
from Japan per the steamer Batavia, say
that at the first election under the new
constitution duly LIST, the returns show a
large pcpdo pdoRlSsNsst~sectors voted. Thirty
nine government, thirty-three opposition.
eighteen independent and two doubtful
candidates were elected.
The Queen Dowaacr Of Corea died the
4th of July, aged Si years. Royal mourn
ing was ordered, which means the whole
nation is obliged TO don mourning for
three years, and heavy taxation is im-
posed TO pay the funeral expenses.
The Official Gdtetfe states that twenty
three cases and five deaths occurred from
cholera in the town of Nagask July End
and Bird, and altogether there has been
seventeen deaths.
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They Didnr Break ANY Records.

PIITsBURG, July 25.-The first race to-
day was the 2:27 trot, $1,000. Vaspasian
won. Keokee second, Mikagan third, 9th
ers drawn. Best time 2:2ih.
Unfinished from yesterday. the 2 :223 trot,
Si,OOO- -Semicolon won. Abbie V. second,
Knsman third. Best time :24s4.
Ia the 2:l7 pace for sl.0O0, Scoto Girl
won. El,Nfonarch second, Sallie e. third.
Black York fourth. Best time 2:2l.
Trot 2:3. Si.OO-Dandy won. 81. Pector
second, Peter Wholesome third, Louis e..
fourth. Best time 2:23L
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Tn. Daily shooting ARRAY.

SAVANNAH, Ca, July 25.-John 6. Har-
ris. United States deputy marshal, and
John Cleary were fatally shot at a Farm
ers' Alliance picnic at Oliver. Ca, to-day.
The shooting was the result of n quarrel
over family affairs. Cleary aud his
father both shot Harris, who returned the
fire. fatally wounding young Cleary. The
father started To- ride oil. but was cap
tured 10y the sheriff. lie had three re-
volvers on his person, and all had been
sfnptied.
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The Next Ca,holic Congress.

BosToN. July 25.-A business meeting
was held in this city to-day by the mem
bers of the committee appointed at the
last congress OF the Catholics of America
To decide on the matter of future con-
crosses of a similar character. Judge
O'Brien of New York presided. The con-
gress was held with closed doors. and was
In session for three hours. After adjourn
ment IL was ascertained that the COM
mittee had decided To hold the next con-
vention in Chicago in lsai.
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Mountain Murders.

LONDON. July ga band of Aronauts
recently made a night attack upon the
Montenegarine village of Rognore, sur
prisng the Inhabitants, many of whom
were murdered. The Aronauts plundered
the village and then left. Aftcrward the
band was attacked by Turkish troops. and
in the fight which cnsucd 50 Aronauts
were killed and many wounded.
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THIS LET'S GRAHAM OUT.
His Boudsm~n supposed He Had for-
feited $4,000 of Their Money.

CHICAGO. July 25.-After hearing lengthy
arguments to-day, Judge Collins set aside
the forfeiture of the $1,000 bond given by
John Graham. who was charged with
being implicated in an attempt 10 bribe
the members of the Cronin jury. The
Judge held that Graham had been taken
from the custody of his boudsmen, and
after few days he was re-arrestcd ON the
second charge Of the indictment on the
same charge. Judge Collins postponed
his decision on the question OF forfeiting
the bond Of 500 given by Graham after
his second arrest.
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THE SULTAN'S OPINION.
He VIII Not Permit Himself to Be
Humiiiated.

CoSsTANrINoPLE. July 25.-Helit of,
Russian ambassador To Turkey, has been
presented with note from Russia to the
Porte, declaring that a granting by
Turkey of the concessions demanded by
Bulgaria would humiliate the sultan. The
Bulgarian demands, the note says, are
manouvcrs to strengthen the tottering
throne IL Prince Ferdinand and his illegal
rule. Furthermore, the note says, Bul-
Raria is hostile 10 Russia and that the
Porte's condescension to that principality
would be an unfriendly act toward Russia
and might lead to serious consequences.
The attitude of Russia which is displayed
by the note seriously exercises the Porte.
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A Ledge OF Gray Marble.

MIssouLA. July 25.-A ledge Of gray
marble was discovered about June about
two miles from Stowey's ranch, 10 miles
west Of here. There is an immense guam
tity of.it,and piece OF IL polished in Hell
ena shows IL to be of very fine quality and
more easily worked than Italian marble.
Davidson, ID. J. Heyfron, George w.
Reeves and A. II. Bradley. They think
they have struck good luck.
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DAILY. Brown Fox Gets There.

ST. PAUL. July 5.-Three-year-olds, a
mile-Helter Shelter won, Piiny second.
Twilight second. Time :i54.
High weight free handicap sweepstakes,
three-yearolds and upwards. q mile and
sixteenth-Casper won, Catalpa sec
ond. lnsoliio third. Time :49s4.
Carnival stakes, 2-year-old colts and
geldings, three-quarters OF a mile-Brown
Fox lowned by Marcus DAILY won, Dona-
tello second. Sir Abner third. Time
i:i5n. The value Of the stake TO the win
ner was S2,2i0.
Three-year-olds aud upwards. a mile
aud a furlong-Oklahoma Kid won. Pat
Sheedy second. Time 900.
All ages. a mile-Rosemont won, Phil
ora second, Metal third. Time 1 AZ
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Crnl,H In Ernnce.

PARIS, July 25.-Crops throughout the
country except in the section east Of the
Rhone have been destroyed by incessant
rains. The official reports from the great
wheat district Of La Blange state that the
crop is rotting. The losses are estimated
al 5DO,OoO.OO francs. Dealers in grain
discount the scarcity, and the price OF
bread il rising.
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unc,. Sam Want. to Know

WASHINGTON, July 25.-The secretary
Of state has called upon the United States
minister at Guatemala for a report in re-
gard TO the alleged detention OF the
steamship Colima at a Guatemalan port.
aud the seizure of arms and ammunition
which formed part of her cargo.
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Death OF a Prominent Man.

LITTLE Rock. Ark, July 25.-A Lehome
Kwashn special TO the Gazetfe. announces
the death of Hon. w. II. Henderson,. ex-
attorney general of Arkansas. He was
federal judge in New Mexico during the
Cleveland administration.
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Thi. .. the Kind Of Horse Racing.

s"t~ - thr nihu ot IkarimG.
DETROIT, July 25.-To-tlay closed one Of
the most successful, from all standpoints,
trotting meetings ever held. The attend
ance was large, the weather fine and tho
track little slow.
Alderman was redhot favorite in the
unfinished Expectation stakes, and the
first heat trotted to-day made him look
like sure winner. but the California
horse was too much for him.
On August Palo Alto and Jack viii
trot for $500 a side, and great race is
expected.
DETROIT. July a5.-In the ~ tro,. 100.
with 500 to the winner Of the fastest heat
IL better than 2:is, Alvin won, Buck Nor
gan second. Harry Medium third, Ssevie
fourth. Best time, 2:aD.
The next was the 2:35 pace, $2,OOO, and
500 10 the winner of the fastest heat IN
better than 2:i3. Cricket won, Gladtlus
second. Best time, 2:i4X.
Trot. 2:2i class, $1,000. Merchants and
Manufacturers stakes, with $500 10 the
winner of the fastest heat IL better than
2:l6A. Walter Is. won, Suisun second,
Play Boy third. Giliett fourth. Best time.
2:isA.
Trot. 2:is. $4,000. 500 TO the winner Of
the fastest heat IL better than 2:l5-Alfresl
won; Lady Bullion second, kn Curry
u.su. bHect touru. Dest Time, S:l6l.
four-year-olds. Chicago Horseman's
Stakes, $3.50. and 500 To the winner of
fastest heat IL better than 2:i6-Margaret
:. won. Others distanced. Best time,
2:lGL.
Free for all pace, 5000, and $500 TO the
winner OF the fastest heat IL better than
2:liA.Adonis won. Grey Harry second,
Willard Nj. third. Best time, 2:iGL.
Free for all trot, 5000. and $1,000 To
the winner Of the fastest heat IL better
than 2:lSA-Palo Alto won, Susie =.
second, HOW'RE third. Time, 2:l5L.
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A. To zanzibar.

PARIS, July 25.-It is officially an
nounced that negotiations with England
regarding Zauzibar will probably be
favorably concluded within few days.
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Thirty Ar.,,- Killed.

MADRID, July 25.-Thirty Arabs were
killed in the recent fighting at Mellilla,
Morocco.
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In the three-fourths mile dash there
were the following starters: Carrie NJ,
Rolly Bolly. Circle j.. Olympia, Skucun
and Dwarf Regent. Rolly Bolly won the
race in l:l5E.
The big day will be tomorrow. The
races are the 2:2i trot, free fer all trot,
aud one mile race heats, and the list of
horses i'm each Is good.
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WINNERS ON THE TURF
Marcus Daly's Brown Fox Wins q
Magnificent Race at ST. Paul
Close OF the Detroit
Meeting.
Snecial 10 the standard

Special In the standard
DEER LODGE. July 25-The races were
good bnt several little accidents delaying
the races were unpleasant to the audi
ence. The remarkably fast time Of Net
tie =. was the event of the day. Thew
was more betting than usual and usore
money passed through the pools than on
any previous day.
The first race of the day was 4 trossinr
race for two-year-olds, hest two IN three.
The starters were, Erect, blk G. Hu6h
kirkendall. Locust, chg, Winthrop Ray
mond. In the first heat Locust kept In
the lead throughout winning In 316H.
II was thought that Erect was not doing
his best. but when he came in Il was found
he had lost his toe weight. which ex-
planned his conduct.
The second heat Locust acted badly and
Erect took the heat in 3:07 without much
effort.
The third heat was n pretty one. The
horses went together all the way around
Both broke on the home stretch, but gath
cred quickly and Erect came in q winner
IN 500. Erect took the race. Summary:
Eps. Eae,,s, .s,....'..',...'.''.'.''-..'''.......-,
The next race was a running race. GOO
yards dash, in which the following flyers
came upon the track: Eddie r., b. g., G.
NJ. Lake; Nettie s., gr. m., ]. p. sutton;
Bay Tom, b. e., Brown d Blevens; Green
Prewitt, b. g., NJ. L. Jones; Roanoke, ch.
e.. q. A. Afford.
Over half an hour was consumed in
scoring. Green Prewitt was vicious
and could not be controlled. When they
were sent away with Prewitt three lengths
behind, Nettie ;. at once jumped 20 the
front and raising her head said, "Come
on Buys, till break the record"
AZ
the wire in Dh, Bay Tom second. Roam
oke third. Eddie X. fourth and Green Preu-
1T bad fifth. Several men timed the
race W seconds. In the . ~ trotting race
the following named horses went in the
order named: Homcstake, b. T., Ed Laf-
feriy; Louis =. ch. r., j. Il. Cassiday; Cot
tonwood Chief, ch. -, George w. KRAFT
tier; Belle, Y. M, j. u. Stoneroad.
In the first Louis =. lead, Belle broke
after passing the wire and Cottonwood
was very lame. Coming down the home
stretch Belle crowded Louis =. but the
latter came In first. Homestake second.
Belle third and Cottonwood Chief fourth.
Time 2:.9.
Homestakc took the lead in the second
heat and kept IL to the outcome, Belle
second. Louis :. third aud Cottonwood
Chief distanced. Time 2:32L.
The third heat was the same as the
second. Time 2:30k.
The fourth heat was won by Homestake,
Louis ;. second and Belle third. Time
2:9h. Summary:
iioiiiesiake. ...--..-, ,,-.-..,2 .
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SAW A TRAIN COMING.
The Thrilling Tale Of . Man on
Railroad Bridge.


The Thrilling Tale Of . Man on q
Railroad Bridge.
The train was passing over a high
restle work on an Ohio railroad when
man who had been smoking his cigar in
Gilence suddenly observed:
"Ah! gentlemen, but have cause to
remember this spot all my life."
Anything happen to you here?" ask
ed one of the quartet.
Indeed something happened. 1t was
two years ago this month. was visit
ing my aunt in that hamlet at the other
end. One day wanted to come over to
the big stone quarry, a quarter of mile
farther on. 1t was near cut to take
the track. and SO took it"
And met a train!" exclaimed voice.
Eyes. had reached the center of the
trestle, which is ninety-ive feet above
the cruel rocks, when | heard the whis-
tie Of a locomotive, and moment later
caught sight of a freight train rounding
the curve. There was only one possible
way of escape"
And you-you"-
81 seized it. Though considerably
ratified | did not lose my presence of
mind. Dropping down between the
crosspieces swung clear with my feet
and hung on with my hands. You can
judge of a mans feelings with almost Il
hundred feet of space between his feet
and a great mass of jagged rock
"Great Scott How long did you
hang thereg"
About ten minutes"
But did it take the train that long to
pass over you:"
.'Oh, no.
Then how was it?r
why. the train side tracked at the
other end, You see. and hung on until
one of the br:ikesmen walked out to me
and said If wasn't in the circus bust
ness to stay I'd better get out of that"
But don't exactly see"
"Oh, there is nothing to see. got off
the bridge all right. with three hours to
spare before another train came along.
| was very much obliged to the brakes
man-very much might have hung
there all day, you lnow."-New York
Sun.
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An Unreasonable Customer.
/ q shop where birds are stuffed

No. am not at all satisfied. You
stuffed my poor dear parrot scarcely u
twelvemonth ago, and now all the feath-
ers are coming off"
Well. madam, you should give us
credit for the faithful manner in which
we initiate nature. What bird did You
ever see. no matter of what cline. that
did not moult once a ye2rg' Judge.
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Had to Leave AM ais Jokes.

Managing Editor Has Funniman sent
in his joke column yet?
mo. sir; he's very sick. and the doctor
says he can't live another week"
'sThen be sure to tell him to sen i in
a couple of extra columns this week.
Boston Times.
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A Great scheme.

Doctor-What your wife needs. sir. is
more outdoor exercise.
Economical Husband Exactly will
put the washtub out in the backyard,
and have IN awning stretched over it.
Burlington Free Press.
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A Hopeless Case,

"Can nothing more be done for the
prisoner. Mr.. Brief"
81 fear not, SIR"
1.-THE legal eSpedients are all ex-
hausted, are they
mo. but the prisoners money is. -
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A Great scheme.

"Hypnotism is a great thing. can
hypnotic any one: and what desire
the subject to do he does"
See here, professor" said the little
tailor. I'll give you 10 per cent. ON all
the collections you can hypnotic out of
my customers. "-Harper's Bazaar.
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Welcome Home.

Duchess of Borrowitz ito attendant
Who knocks at the castle gate at this
unseemly hour?
Attendant (cxcitedly)-It is thy son.
He brings with him an American wife
with purse large enough to pay all the
family debts.
Duchess with emotion)-Admit my
son and the pursc.-New York Weekly.
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A Polite Pcrson.

Il tell you, Mr.. jerks is a nice man."
"So?"
Yes. talked to him over an hour,
and he agreed to everything said and
never interrupted me but once. and that
was to say there was u bug on my dress
collar. and even then he apologized. y
Evansville Breeze.
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Merry. Though morinnnd,

"Te-her' laughed the dying man Its
the greatest joke on Bill
What is?' asked the doctor.
Il was a-goin' to commit suicide today,
anyhow. and Bill came along and muir
dered me-and, be-gosh. they'll hang
him. Te-her'-Louisville Courier Jour
nal
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lie Fills 1t with Charges.

MY latest beau ought to be satisfac-
tory TO you, papa"
"Who is he.'
Mr.. Kuhler. the ice dealer"
why do you think conscienceless
ice dealer would be satisfactory to me?"
Because he fills the bill, papa
Yenowire's News.