The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

ora girl aud her efforts at making cverv-
tong acc II are ., once aiuusia4, and com
N encacler Wien the ciysantnemum go,s
the orc4l3 viii take ITS place, q q the yourr
man who sends the flCwe- will er0aa and
moan aud visa that orc Ills never grew.
or # they did. that the florists would Nv
oerstand his state Of mind aud the condi-
ton OF lbs purse, and reduce the p-lce Of
them.
wo,iAN'S INFLUENCE II 6ANES.
heard tunny thing few days ago.
about one Of the largest banks here. was
gleefully ST owing eight silver quarters and
announcing that 1 had cashed a check for
two dollars and gotten Il all In this way.
wheE the man TO whom | was talking, said /:
DO you know they always make 1t a d int
to be civil TO women in that banki Aud
can you guess the reason whyN OF course
| said / couldn't, but supposed 1t was
because women were So nice. IN uusense, -
be answered; tits because they know that
II they are not civil - women that women
Will induce men to remove large accounts
from there to some other bank Wasn't
this lovely tribute TO the influence of
woman.
GALLANT NEW YORK CASHIER.
Then | remembered aftsrward that one
Saturday morning a line of about twenty
lrate women were kept waiting while the
cashier told me hat a certified check was
hadn't one and didn't want one but as |
saw the name up thought | would like to
kaow what il was. or course | knew 1t
wasn't anything to eat or drink, hut
thought 1t had something to do 18th the
marriage ceremony on account of its being
certified. | am not exactly clear about it
yet, though the cashier brought all his
l. IN iaa ! -
my sweetest aud said ''how nice and
wnen went home and told the family about
II the masculine part of it called me de-
hghttul idiot, but again announced that
they would Ike to see any cashier in New
YORK take the time t. info m a man about
anything. There are number Of advans-
ages attached to being woman for one
thing, you DO get such n lot of information.
HARMONY IN HOSE.
The latest fad ia stockings is the tartan 4:
the plaid extends midway Of the leg, and
above that is plain color. The Gordon,
Stewart, McDuff Argyles are already
to the fore, and undoubtedly the lesser
clans will make their appearance in due
time. And what sort OF a garter do you
suppose is worn with them! Oue that 5
for its clasp thistle wrought out in silver,
with purple cairngorm for the heart Of
the flower! Isn't that beautifully harmo-
NOUS!
WoMANS IDEA OF HARMONY.
There is nothing, after all, like being in
harmony with yourselves and your fellow
man.
We are all in harmony about the Nc
kinley bill-what sort of a bill is it that
raises the price of champagne, of broad
cloth, and of pretty powder putfs!
We are ali in harmony as regards the
value of the typewriter-what would the
editors do with the people who can't write
clearly if it weren't for her?
We are all in harmony about the beauty
of the closa-fitting cloth suit-that is, when
it is worn by the right woman, the one
whose curves are caught on to even by the
irreverent messenger boy.
We are all in harmony al out the value
OF the telegraph, though we fail to see why
telegraph operator can't learn to spell
correctly, and why, if your name is kathe'
rine, vita a K, he will spell it with c.
We are all iii harmony as TO the value OF
the new bonnet though to be sure its value
as rated by me, may be different from that
as rated by the milliner
We are all in harmony about pleasant
men and pretty women; the more of them
| there are the more there will be TO drinh
that funny little toast of the Clover Club
"A long life and merry one
quick death and a happy one
A pretty girl aud true one
| cold bottle and another one."
That's good wish, and it comes from your
| harmoniously, .iDtl Bah.