The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-12-18
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--Thssss rpatsss ~ tosetfrs - MAJ
hstas uhsn be sss sbs aga 'Fresh Fsiss.
The critic sho declares thai sss Amer
.csr belle !. irciinsd .a bs idle sod hssicss
E<ru sac bee ebss gen-
-iiss good isss 10 s1nu With shs
teo.hsebs eeessiossily. II proves 10 youf
fssssSs tLsi yeps teeth ere real
Willie wbsi DO ycs pat boies 10 The
middle 81 she cookies for Ccch-To
make then wholesome.
--Jels1y. you shouldst rsn 10 The rsip
vf,hcss yosr hsi 90. Mamma, ny bead
can't es, sa. I've bad u sLinsisd.
Yes. 10 like TO meet soGs ors sho
has COED opinion al sinper Would
yonf Then III introduce !oa 10 s,iipsr
To he Eeslous o. good sorks dossst
nssu 10 held down . store boz aud
vhiiiis .Lile yosr siis 10 81 bone bard u
wofi iEyirs 10 make living.
Ill nsn conid live thousand yesfs.
be soeiI probably spend the last City
freiiine g,rr shat be nigh, have done 10
tho prs,isps sssied lime.
BELIEVES The world rarely praises .
mac utiii after be dies Fellows : Gen. .
orally issis shout oil tho world can hnd
10 pts,ae him ior
sgi ycu ever overcome by some un-
def Ionglngs. Mr.. SDsplsyf H'mi No.
LII. e much more trouble With very clesr'
" d. lai shofiusss-
she oh, Mr. wedssrly. did you ever
keep dis3i Hs-Yes. ] kept one ihres
years once she-oh. hov lovely. He
CLnnirs kept IL locked up 10 my trunk
So lie pressed her TO bis breast and
sighed. read the elocntionis,; aud the boy
10 the rear gallery brought down the house
by yelling. Which slider
Two children painting In the Nursery.
Governess Well. how stupid Of you 70
pain. tbsi Gov bluel Kathleen aged seveD)
oh, is's blue with the cold. soverness.
III have ever used any unkind words
10 you ssrsh. Said Mr.. Meek. calmly. I
will take them all beck. les. indeed. she
replifs, ! suppose 30 you csn nee them
eli over agsin.
-sLe - How cbsrmiDgiy Mr.. Galley
talkt. Lf. GreeDeye. There sppesrs to be
no subject be is not informed on. He
(madly iesious) Says be lnbefits the
gilt, bis spotstors were BARRIERS you know.
Judge You robbed your benefscior
In mosl shameful way. DO you feel no
computations OF consciencep Defendant
Before answering. sir. | would like TO con-
sui. my COUNSEL.
His Fsncee Are you sure you would
love me just as ienderIy IL our conditions
were reversed-ii you ~ere rich aud were
poor He Reverse our conditions and
and try NE.
New Spirit Was that . very bad msn
You iust turned swby7 81. Peter - No; bis
record is good enough; but he's been the
head man 10 small town Ill bis life, and
know .ber,'il be 10 living with him.
-oa what ground, Mr.. Cautious, do
you propos. TO break our engagement
There's 10 ground. Miss Bellows; tbats
the trouble. 1 bad supposed. shen We
became engaged, you owned large farm.
by George, ssid the tramp, I'm eettin
discouraged. su't been sble 10 get Job
at srus shoselin' all summer. think III !
60 on. o the bn,iness aud take MP lawn
mowii.' Tor the winter.
--Whai do you want for = Christmas
present, ny drary said fond wife to her
devoted husband. Money. vas the ready
respous4. need il to pay for the Christ.
mas pre'eni am going TO buy fer you.
Who carried Of the gates Of Gszs2
asked tie Sunday school superintendent |
IL VAS the second morning after Halo.
ween, and twenty seven boys rose mp d
once y q sid itey hadn't had anything 10
do ar.
odsfn Miss (searilO Life doesp't
seel ~or'h living. suniy. Auniy III don I
wordvf. suck up here 10 = study aa'.
Wbat iifl OF yonr age onght TO have 10
lice nJa-r garden and = good, strong,
ola'lashioned front gate.
hamma 60 iiiiIr Nsllie) Would my
liile rirl like go cut with msmma and
loca ~ ,he rist2 LATHE Neilie-Oh, yes;
and ~sut you 20 shoS me the dog star,
manms; that Ia. II rs muzxled 90 that Il
can, buc
Gfinislonr. we're YOU ever csnd idate
Tor / ilie, ..krd bis TREND. Yrs, | vent
Though sign once 10 . candidate.
replied O'itatiooe.as look Of pain fitted
scross b. iser. bu, lived II down, Kiljor,
dan lived II down
-sprslius o. a brave man. said Col.
Biare Pass, Of keniucky there 10 Col Blood
Of our iesn. Hes the bsvest man know.
Ihdss ! Yes. Sab! Why. Sab. the doctor
prescribed = glass 81 vsier before break.
fast every maEing aud. Sab, the Col. IL
taking u snboni kick
Sunday ies'iims-- Mother COOKING d
johnny reproachinli,) Where have yen
been. Johnay tins siiernooni Johnny (un.
sssil,l snrdsy school. Mother - Why do
you sn.ll Of t,h and look 20 ve,i johnny
--Teschsr told ne tho story
81 Jon. b snd the vLsie.
-cfossessminiue q uosei--lsnr your
ausbapd . burslsrf Witness Yes
Counsel And didnt Jon
Inow be cas- bargisr when you married
simi witn-ss-Ys: bat ! vas getting .
iiile Oh. sua ! hsd 10 choose between .
burglar sud n lssycf