Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-06-13
FOLLY AS FLIES
lGleaned from our Exchanras

lGleaned from our E1changesr
MAEHlns for money-the preacbo,
AN elevated trAin-Poetic though
A CHIMNEY sparks, but never ms s
A rAELoR is court room Int ,s'
room is not q parior. '0uft
THERE can never be any ob;eot;o..
a cigar manufacturer putting his or 70
goods. 0Sa
The mosquito will soon show, .
American people whether hides ara .ns
or not. 'ee
AN acid old maid abandoned ber l..
to Europe when she learned that ZIP
had bought a ticket for a PASSAGE 81 sat
mail steamer. "s
CEAToR-Yes, gentlemen and fo,,..
citizens, the wealth of a country ;s;'
its soil! Old Hayseed lin back seoH I'm
Guess ye tried farmin', did yes
LAWYER explaining to client-WsD
now, my dear sir, to tell you the trutb
Client bouncing up and OUT
You are no lawyer. Good morning
GAMALlEL- Why is it YOU ALWAYS ~.
me so close to the fire when l call ev es'
ings?-Hortense-Oh, II know the a.,
has a great way of making things bon ns
+ HoMEPATHY Knocked Out dom,
believe that like cures like" Can w.
disprove it?" Il can. A piece Of NV
wife's mind is not good for my peace =,
mind"
Il SAY, friend. YOUR horse is a little
contrary, isn't hep" mo, sir "Wls,
makes him stop, them" oh. bss
afraid somebodyll say Whoa and h.
won't hear it."
HrsBAND-1ou remind me of a rail.
road crossing. Wife-That's a nice 70.
mark! How do 1 remind you of a rail.
road crossing? Husband-Firs. Won,
gait and then the train.
WHAT do you want, Johnnie?" saida
drug MAI to an urchin counter higI
Something to keep moths out of car.
pets?" Yes" answered the boy.
that's what L camphor.' :"
Il have an aunt who is very unfortn.
nate" said Maude. she is slightly
deaf and very near sighted" "Grai.
cious!!' responded Mamie, What a
lovely chaperon she would make"
Mrs. PACKER lof Chicago This
room seems so dark; what do you SUI.
pose causes it? MI. Packer--Mv dear
if you would remove your feet from in
front Of the window youll find it will be
considerably lighter.
THINGS must have changed very
much in Texas since l was there. Jones
tells me his brother came within an acc
Of being lynched for riding on SUNDAY
= SO HE was, but did Jones ment0,
that it was on another fellows horsea
GRATEFUL Citizen-I was delighted
to read in the papers that You had re
fused to raise the price OF ice. Pres
dent Ice Company-That is true. We
shall make no change in the price. 1Ie
only change will be in the Jumps.
FRIEND-Well, Patrick. how do y1
like your new place?-Patrick (who hs
recently started in as a coachman)-
Couldn't be betther. Faith, the
masther buys the horses and carriages,
and it's meself as has all the tuno'
drivin'.
W1FE-My dear, that horrid man
next door has killed the dog. Husband
We'll, eve mind, my dear; Illgs
you another one some time. Wiz
But it wasn't my Fido that he killed; j;
was your hunting dog.-Hushana
(wildly)-Where's my gun?
SHE DECLINED.
"a wife is Il clothing repairer,
As we'll as n solace," said he,
$50, please, of my lot be q sharer,
And sew on my buttons for me-
Then the maiden replied, to his sorrow,
In sewing l never had skill,
But our seamstress is coming tomorrow
You may call and ask her, if you will
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