Mohave County miner., 1890-10-25
WIT AND HUMOR.

Iia of siIeky, black mud.
Ard that settled tbs fash sssh,s hash;
IN. Y, Herald
n you oser your hand TO sone fair maid
As 20 wedding, perhaps she u s<uH,
But IL you Offer II TO = buzz say
--phiia2sIphIa Times.
The hen Is not cheerful fowl. She
broods great deal,--Boston Busieti'h
People who sag sharp things often
get the reputation Of being blunt
baltimore AriertcdH.
Druggists, however prosperous. al
ways do business on small scale,
LdpTsnoe american.
'Jimpson's brother Tom Is going
crazy" well, he won't be very tired
when he gets there. ~ Y. Herald.
II all the good there Is IN thought
we're put in deed earth would soon be
q paradise. sc.--FtorsHce lKan) Herald.
II an ordinary man waa muscled
like flea he could throw book agent
two miles. Indianapolis RAMS Horn.
A race for favor in society Is always
exciting. More than one has been
won BY u neck. .--New Orleans PIcayaHs.
The man that can't sing and won't
sing deserves the sincere thanks OF
musical community. .--SODterrilte Jour-
nal.
Who gave Cresus' bride away. her
father? There wasn't any giving
about il. Cresus paid cash down
Epoch.
she-"How do you manage TO think
among ali the noise In the ) ock E1.
changer" He--"We don't think.
Chatter.
Truth lies at the bottom OF m ink
well. This explains why the post
script contains all the facts.--AHers-
can Grocer.
Somehow or other the man who Ia
called on for speech just before your
turn always knows the best story
Eimfra Gazette.
II there Is anything under the sky
at sight of which the gods weep II Is 10
see a woman trying to do up pack
age.-Ranl's Horn.
George Washington wore No. ii
boot. Ii 10 hardly necessary TO state
that he got there with both OF them
Isrre HaHte Express.
We speak Of redeeming tomorrow
before we have purchased to-day; this.
toe, when we are yet In debt for yes
terday. -Atcaison Globe.
Il want q scrap book" This Is q
book store not stationery" That's
all right; give me the Life OF Sulli-
van. .m--Philadelphid Times.
An Austrian professor claims to have
discovered that the soul is nothing
more nor less than the natural per-
fume OF the hair. indianapolis RAMS
Horn.
Wife--''So they returned your man
uscript. II is too bad Husband
(who thinks he can write)--"Yes; that
il what the editor said about ~
Boston Herald.
blizzard Bill--''What ye lookin' so
glum about, Buff" Roaring Buffalo
-''Squaw heap stuck up--heap too
much style; won't let big chief smoke
10 wigwam. Puck.
The average lie has 10 walk on
never yet seen the truth In a drug
store trying to buy an artificial limb.
--Miiu0dGkee heus.
Mrs. Lushforth--"What excuse can
you offer for coming home in such =
disgraceful condition." Mr.. Lushiorth
--"Nozzer feller was a-settin' -mup."--
Terre Haats Ezpress.
Let's cross over. here comes Bun
ker. He's the sleepiest man / ever
met" "You can't blame him. Re-
member tba, ne Is with himself all tbs
time."--Harper's Gazette.
IF my wife was (hic) here, she'd
say (hic) die ish a nice state (hicl TO
come home in. It's what (hic) call
(hic) ice-elated condition. COS (hic)
I'm all alone {hie) ."--BoSton Herald.
Stranger-'Why are those police.
men hnrrying around the cornerP"
Citizen - There is going TO be q
fight" Where? Around the cor.
ner?" ''Soi it is going to be here
N T. World.
Visitor Ito native Texan)-"Why do
you let the butt Of your revolver pro.
trude out Of your hip pocket?" Texan
--"Because there's a law ag'in carry.
In concealed veal ons, stranger. "
brooklyn LIFE.
. What are you doing now, TragedL
eus9" 'Tattooed man on the Bow.
cry" Get out" True. went
bathing In hired suit last week and
I've looked the part ever since. ."--N.
Y. Commercial AdUertRSer.
First Cherub--"W 40 was that man
that st. Peter just todd to 90 belowP
He seemed TO me good enough to
enter" Second Cberub-''Sh! That's
the chap who has i'een writing dia-
Iogues about him. Y. Sun.
They had been talking about feats
of strength when Patsy, Che tramp.
said: Il once jumped my board bill
at a s5 day house" And l." said the
iucendiary. ''once fired a whole hotel
with one hand."--Sk Joseph (No. }
Netos.
Whenever q caterer cuts his pie into
six pieces II is a sign OF low financial
condition or deep design to get the
best OF his customers. No well regu.
lated public table ever has pie cut into
more than four pieces.-Ransas city
STR.
First Citizen Cat q street row DIS
that man lying in the ambulance one
of the fghters9" Second Citizen
No. be was passing at the time and
tried to stop the fight. There go the