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The daily critic., 1890-07-25

The Senate Committee on Fisheries
today went on with the investigation
Of the Fish Commission Mr.. Rath-
bore Of the Commission was examined
and made q statement, partly verbal and
partly tabulated The Investigation
will 20 on tomorrow. Major McD0n-
aid Is getting the better Of the hurt 10
his leg He Is al his office, but IS
obliged 10 be careful IL seems he
slipped and struck bis lee against a
sharp corner, tearing the flesh below the
knee, While painful Il is not a serious
injury
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

WHEEsBAREE, Pa July 2j-At
Eiwardsville, a small town about three
miles from here, early this morning
Evans brick block, containing the
Town Han and " j Lewis dry goods
store. was burned The total loss will
reach $50 000. panty Insured
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

The Senate to day on motion Of Sir.
EvaIts. adopted joint resolution eX-
tending the privilege Of the Library of
Congress 10 Tie members aud secretary
of he Inter State Commerce Comuis-
sion
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

The House Committee 90 P1st1tfges
to-day decided 10 report q bill relating
10 lotteries. prohibiting any mail re-
ituiug t0 The lotteries bliug carried on
hitgs containing checks etc % any
lottery company % Is made appliCa-
he to hanks, Who ncl as agents. and
tAe posLmasllIs must stamp an letters
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

IULUTu Nina. July 25--C0nsiJgr-
able betting was done last night on The
professional single skuI Eacg which
takes place al o'clock thls afternoon.
GaudaueE Is the favoFige, With Teemer
selling second and Hanlau thlrl
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

1--WE DO hereby certify that we supervise
the arrangements for all the Monthly and
scmi.Annual DRAWINGS OF the Louisiana state
LOTTERY Co., and IN person manage and con.
troll the drawings themselves. and that the
same are conducted with honesty, fairness
and IN good faith toward all parties and we
authorize the company touse this certificate,
With fac SMILES of our signatures attached,
Iu it- advsrtfe4rnpufs %
The daily critic., 1890-07-25
R5aFsJ. WILLIAM LEE
Successor 70 uenry Lees sous,
UNDERTAKEN.
332 PA. AVE. N. w.,
South Side.
Branch Odice, 49s Maryland ave g. W,

klag- LADIES' LADIES' LADIES'
- Mrs. McCaherty Is the only hat and
bonnet-fFame manufacturer IN the city. CAL
ard see her new shapes. Bleaching aud
pressing. straw and felt hats altered 10 the
latest styles. orders promptly attended 20.
t00a x street %. "
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

Sstory uHcE dwelling, l5 rooms with
Office annex aud large side lots situate ou
cor. Duke aud St. As-pE sts,i lot is1-y,
$500,
s-st0ry ana back building dwelling con-
tanning ~ rooms and bath, Iur l-4Jo. sit-
uate Nc. GA Prince So
4t- Price, 81 SD
ssl0rY and back building brick house,
containing IS rooms, situate on southeast
cor Prince aLi Patrick sts
452 Price, $500
sstory brick dwelling house, built IN the
most substantial manner, containing 20
5gl Price S8500
2-5tory and back building brick house.
containing S rooms situate on Columbus
st.r near Prince.
4s3 Price, $500
s9s-ss story brick dwelling louser con
tanning IC rooms ana alI modern improve
mluts, large side gardi situate 0u cor.
Washington all Cameron sts., opposite
OIE Christ Church. Alexandra Va, This
lsrle hgst situation .u Alexandra. Price,
s. ou# Terms -Ole-tL-Fd cash balance
one and .Hl Tl-Es,
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AIso some Army promotions

UysTbovs on Fsuusy lyauia avenue.
Mr HaIIiz today presented 10 the
Senate memorial from Captain John
CoWdou iu relation % the protection
fIQm overflow Of that part of this city
south 0f Pennsylvania avenue ha-
ltIIgJ % tie District Committee.
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

LIVERPOOL July 2j.-The p lssengeu
OH the White star steamship Germauic.
which arrived here from New York,
reports that On last Saturday Night the
vessel was delayed four hours by an ac-
Cilgul % enc ol her forward engines
The daily critic., 1890-07-25
FetltIons Irom NJ .InIa.

Mr.. Daniel presented 10 the Senate
10 day four petitions Of citizens Of Vir-
Pinia, praying for the passage Of the
bill giving The Washington and Western
Railroad Company authority % extend
iis road into The District
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

as fraudulent and return them to
The writer's. Newspapers are also pro
hibited from publishing advertisements
or drawings
The daily critic., 1890-07-25
AT THE CAPITOL
THE SUNDRY CIVIL BILL TAKEN
Up TN THE HOUSE
THE MKNLEY BILL TN THE SENATE
Blaine Says the Force Bill Will Band
the Whites Together
AND KEEP THEM so FOR A DECADE
Chances for the Passage Of the Bill
Judge Stewart on the Alliance.
District and Other Matters.
THE gEgLEY BILL IN THE SENBIE
AND KEEP THEM 50 FOR A DECADE.

In the Senate TO day the Federal Elec.
tiCns bill was referred TO the Commit.
tee on Privileges and Elections.
MI Sherman offered a resolution IN.
stuctine the Committee on Printing TO
report whether any abuses exist in
printing matter in the Congressional
Record that ought not to be printed
therein; and to report bill to
limit such printing to the actual
proceedings IN both Houses; also
whether It is expedient to edit the de-
bates Of Congress by the omission Of
such parts as are immaterial, and of
such papers as are already printed as
public documents
Mr.. Hale complained that mistakes
In printing Of The Record and Of public
documents are more numerous within
the last year than ever before
The resolution was referred
The bill to transfer the Revenue
Marine 10 the Navy was discussed
briefly ard amended by extending the
application Of the bill to the Lie Saving
Service
After this the Tariff bill was taken
up and Mr. Vance addressed the Senate.
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

Dnnitt of CC'um5i7, comfy of Washington, ss'
], THOMAS C. PEARsALt, Cashier Of the
above named bank, do s0lemuly swear that
the above statement Is true TO the best Of my
knowledge and belief
THOS. c. PEARsALL, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn TO before me this
Gath DAY Of July 1850.
William sELBY, Notary Pubic.
CCucCt-Attest.
2. RURTz JOHNSON,
j II, SAUN.
THOs. SONERVtLLE,
WM. N WEST,
CHARLES W, HANDY,
Directors.
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

The President sent % the Senate To-
day he following nominations
To he Consuls of the United States
John S. Bradford Of Pennsylvania. 40
Antigua, West Iudies Wm @ Riley
Of Virginia. II Puerto Cabello, Neuc
Zuela.
Also some Army promotions
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

BosIoN, July % Nelson W. Roy
uolls, AGED 20. died at The hospital this
morning from the effects Of q SAUDI
baeging Inflicted la5i Saturday by some
unknown PERSONS,
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wANrED-HELP.

A1Jsrut9pesu vadeT Nls head, C0i,r lines 0T
fss, % ccnU fJT one iHsCrti0n' 80 c0iH fOT three,
VHTANTED-SIN FIRST-CL CLASS WATERS
w at MORGAN'S HOTEL, 1918 32l 90 W.
iy2i5t
VITANTED-A WHITE GIRL FOR GEN
w eral homework iu o small family,
man, wife and boy years old; German pre-
ferred; TO the right party q pleasant home
and good wages assured. Apply at No 1908
stuw.
UTANTED-BY A GOOD COLORED LAUN-
w dress, washing and Ironing 90 10 at
home; teterences given. Apply 1919 ay.
AN ABLE ADVERTISING, INSURANCE,
saIe, Ligii,iiing roq- o. booA AgenI or
work. large salary. Write London 3 Hart
ford Pub. Co, N Y.
The daily critic., 1890-07-25
FoR sALE AND RENr.
ESTATE BULLETIN

Ia BY
THOMAS z, WAGGAMAN, 9l5 street.
Changes made Wednesdays and Saturdays.
2-sTORY BRICK AND FRAME HOUSES FOR
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

In the House to-day Mr.. Cannon Of
Illinois, from the Committee on Appro-
priations, reported the Sundry Civil
Appropriation bill with Senate amend.
ments, with certain recommendations
relative thereto, and moved that the
House 60 into Committee Of the Whole
for It's consideration.
The Democrats antagonizcd this mo.
iion in the interest of the private caleu.
dar. but were unsuccessful and the
House accordingly went into commit.
tee.
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

lNNHHtff4 .0fIf r. q - aHH
I, NJ @ EMERY, president Of the above
named bank, 10 sOlemny swear that the
above statement Is true 90 The best Ut my
knowledge and belief
M. G. EMERY, President.
Subscribed and sworn 70 before me this
2ith day Of July, 1890,
Q. ". Be- LLOCH. Notary Public.
C0TeCt-Attests
WALTER W. BURDETFE,
JOHN l.. VOGT,
LEWIS CLEPHANE,
Dfraafnra
The daily critic., 1890-07-25
~ THE STORAGE WAREuOl5E
49, UE TINS
AMERICAN SECURITY AND TREs COM
EANf

A l EhlIIuNs President
West SIDE Fifteenth -rEear. ba-H alI
M
MII b. omen t1 receive Furr.." CIR
RACES. slIFerEarlr brl--a -lI4e- pan
Muet iIIEk5 ut Clothing alt F...aaa VI
an kinds al -tuEage. August 17, l-
Separate Locked mon luuuar.I
special Facilities FOR STORAGE % .."ales
Pianos Mirrors, Pictures ana L.
Goods Qi an Description larara .a-A-l
ald Moved without trouble r1 HU
TEP only Absolutely EiFguIaut @ H
the -itE L4i owned 81 tla aoElrl4 Art
l..- Fa-5 door
Terms aud luI Information .ael at
once American Security and IgH-. .- lIauE
l4Ia street north Wesf
ALBERT N aAp
General Manager. ST arelau aagL
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

AdreTtiSefueru uHder t1b head, f0lfr lines OF
A FEW DESIRABLE ROOMS, WITH
steam power, good elevator service and first
class ianltorshlr, in the TOsT BUILDING,
for rent at low rates to drstolass tenants.
Apply TO sT1LSON HUIUuirs, o,0 post
Bulldinp, or FRANK MAGUIRE, suporin.
teudent.
The daily critic., 1890-07-25
FoR RENT-uoUsEs.
EoR RENT UNFURNisHED-

Adgsyasenau uoey NJ a.ed, rg,r tla,s or
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

UOR RENT-TWO BRAND NEW SIX
H room frame houses, high and dry loCa.
Unior,oSn. Inquire Of A. BEHRESD, iis Ii
a "
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or Of HgshIfgfsa- ETtfBgf Washington, ss
T. DANIEL B CLABEE, president of th1
aHaEE-uaurl bans. 10 sUIeuulF swear that
thE above statement ls true 70 the best ll
ms suuWledEu lld belief.
DANIEL E CLARKE,
President.
subslrIte1 aud sworn 10 before NE Tbs
-lll taE 40 July 1850.
EENWICE YOUNG;
Notary Public
Correct Attest
A A. WILSON
o. g. GREEN.
GEO. HINEAL. fE.r
NIa. tors.
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

Mr. Blair presented TO The Senate to-
day a communication from Post "a, G.
A. r. Of New Hampshire transmitting
a circular letter from II. ID Phillips, q
claim agent Of This city soliciting pen
sion claims Referred TO the Committee
on Pensions.
Pension for Gen. mcCIeiian's widow.
The House Committee on Invalid
Pensions to-day ordered a favorable re
port on the House bill granting q pen
sion Of $4,000 a year to the widow Of
General George 3. Mcclellan. A mum
her Of private pension bills also received
favorable reports
The daily critic., 1890-07-25
CoUNTRY REAL Estate.

COuATRR REAL ESTATE.
NOR sALE-ABDuT % ACRES ON ST
il extended, on the line lI the ECkIl--
ton and soldiers Home Railway, being part
81 the estate ~ tie late Chief Justice Chase,
nov called "EdEeWuld,l good opportunity
Inquire III CHAFIN BROWN, 3- u So We
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

HSaFREPoRT OF TIE CONDITION
- or THE
NATIONAL BANK OF THE REPUBLIC,
AT Washington, District OF Columbia,
At the Close Of Business, July IS, 1890
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

We the undersigned hanks and bankers
will pay an prizes drawn n the Louisiana
state Lotteries which may be presented 40
our countCrs
r. NJ. WALMsLEY, rros't Ia. Nat. Bank.
r. LANAUX, prest state Nat. Bank
A. BALDWIN, rrostN. o Nat, BANK.
CARL ROHN, Prcst Union Nat Bank
The daily critic., 1890-07-25
Rasgs CHARTERED by CONGRESS 1sis.
FRANKLIN INSURANCE co.
.nt- ~. /. Z No.. N -.

CAPITAL AND SURPLUS, s335cOo HAS
never contested a loss by IRE. but always
makes prom and liberal Adjustments. Dr,
Daniel y. Clarke, pres't: George E. Lemon,
wick Young, sec'y; VIII T. Boteler. asst
epCfv iunF I'm
The daily critic., 1890-07-25

~DR WHITE

lal6 Fgura- ave-, opposite Ml'sIIs Hlt9l-
ior relief irgm ana avoidance ui CQUs, lGu-
Ions diseased nails aud All other ia2t
troubles. Hours, a. %. ta o D.. ur SUM
days, e 10 =. Established lsll, Eea
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
Eczema From ChiIdbood

When an infant my body broke out
all over with an eruption or rash. which
become more aggravated as | grew
older. From early childhood until I
was grown my family spent fortune
trying to cure me of the disease. Every
noted physician in our section was
tried or consulted. When | came of
age l visited Hot Springs, Ark, and
was treated there by the best medical
men, but was not benefited. After
that, under the advice of Il noted spec-
ialist, l tried the celebrated Clifton
Springs, New York. without anv good
results. When all things failed / de-
termined to try S. s. s., and in four
months was entirely cured. The terri
BILE Eczema was gone, not a sign left :
my general health built up md I have
never had any return of the disease.
| have since recommended S. S. s., to
number of friends for skin diseases.
etc, and have never known of a fail
ure to cure.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
GATSKILL MOUNTAINS
Saratoga, Lake George
ADIR0NDACKS.

On and Bfter SUNDAY, June D. express trains
on West Shore Railroad will run to and from The
Jersey City Station Of the Pennsylvania Rail
road, making close connections with fast trains
to and from Philadelphia
CATSKILL MOUNTAIN EXPRESS. u cave
Philadelphia 20 a. m; Jersey City Station at
10.40 a. m. Arrive Hotel Kaaterskill via Kings
ton 3.43 p. m; Grand Hotel 3O0p. m: Phgnicia.
2.20 p. m: Hobart, 430 D. m. Drawingroom ear
Philadelphia to Hobart, without charge and
jersey to Grand Hotel Station
SARATOGA and CATSKILL MT EXPRIcSS.-
Leave Jersey Ci,y Station il 20 a. IN. Arrive
Hotel KaatersSill, via Kingston. $50 p m. Grand
Hotel, 425 p m; Ph9nicia $50 p. m Nj House
Station, 4.l5 p. IN Halenyille, 20 p. m Arrive
Saratoga, $50 p. m. Caldwell, Lake GeoI2c 79j
p; m praWlnS, room cars from jersey City fer
Hotel KaateTskill, Grand Hotel Station Saratoga
and Caldwell
SARATOGA and CATSKILL MT SPECIAL
Leave Philadelphia l2.44 p. m; Jersey City sta.
ton at 3.2S p. IN, Arrive Hotel KaAterskili via
Kingston, $40 p. m; Grand Hotel $50 . m ;
Ph9nicia, ~ p. m; Mt. House Station, 755 D.
m; Palenville. 500 p. IN. Arrive Saratoga 925
p m Drawiug-rOOm Cars from Jersey CITY for
Hotel KaHterSkill, Grand Hotel Station and
Washington without charge.
Purchase tickets at Pennsylvania Railroad
Offices hnd connect in the Jersey City Station
for all Northern resorts by West Shore Railroad
Baggage checked through
tiOns. G. r. fAMRFRT
julSO-tf General Passenger Agent. New York
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
Friend, giving advice: Don't be
discouraged young man. Never say
die, you know p' Young BostOnian /:
II don't sir. say expire"
Gone for Good

1t is to be hoped that the barbarous bus
tie has gone for good, but it is certain the
great discovery Of DR.. Franklin Miles has
come TO stay and alleviate human suffering.
This wonderful nerve food and medicine
builds up wOrn-Ort systems, cures fits,
spasms, headache, nervous prostration, diz-
troubles, etc. Mrs John r. Miller, of
Valparaiso, Ind, and J. d. Taylor of Lo-
gansport, Ind, gained 20 pounds a month
while taking it. Finely illustrated treatise
on Nervous Diseases and sample bottle
Of the Restorative Neivine. free at j. w.
Denney's, who guarantees it.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
THE SMYRNA TIMES.
Smyrna, Uei,,
Wednesday Afternoon, Sept. 10, 1890
CHURCH SERVICES

AsBURY METHOD.sT EPIsCoPAL.-Sundav t,.o,o,,
ing at l9z2 "a: A: N ,, and "a P, NJ Sunday school,
Rev. W. W. w. Wilson, Pastor. - T. "'
ST. PETERS PROTESTANT EPIscoPAt.-Sr,dov
Preaching at 10% A. NJ. and 734P. NJ. Holy Davs
~ A. M: Sunday SehOol-2 P. N. PRAYER
Meeung-Wednesdays, at ~ P. NJ Rev. G. W.
-Sunday-Preaching at 1Ol/ NJ
and "a P: NJ. Sunday SehOol-2PM. PRAYER
Meeung-Fridays at Z P. NJ. Rev. C. c. Adams
pastor.
ST. PoLYcARP CATHOLIC CnURCH-Mass on First
and Third Sundays, at $50 A. M. and ON the
Second and Fourth Sundays, at lO.3C A. M.
CatechiSm Glasses Taught every Sunday after
Mass. Rev. Dennis Flynn, Pasto.
CENTENNIAL. METHODIST FpIsroPst fColo,od,
Sunday-Preaching at IL A. NJ and ~ p N.
Sunday SCHOOL, p N. Rev S. Hammond,
Pastor.
A. NJ. Z. -Sunday-Preaching at lOI5
Rev. j. PeytOn, Pastor. -
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17

There was an occurrence not long ago
in the city of Minneapolis which we'll
illustrated the making of virtue neces.
sity and prOfiting thereby. A lady, than
whose name there is none better known
in the theatrical world, was playing an
engagement at the Grand. She stOppedl
Of course, at the West. One day she
was engaged in looking over her ward
robe, or a portion OF it, in l.cr room,
and, being busy, had her luncheon sent
to her room. When it came her stage
diamonds, made Of the purest paste,
were scattered about on the table, among
them being a large cross, heavily set
with sparkling diamonds. 1t caught the
eye Of the waiter who brought up the
tray, and, by little Juggling with his
napkin, he secured it. lie rushed down.
town as soon as possible, to, in vulgaE
parlanee, hoek it, but found that hd
could raise but fifty cents on it. He
was " smooth guy" so he fastened
back to the hotel, only to find that the
lady had departed for the matinee perI
formance. To the theatre he went, andI
securing admission at the stage entraned
on pressing business from Miss -
- hotel" he found the lady and re-
stored to her the diamond cross, which, /
he plausibly set forth, had become en-
tangled in a napkin. She had never
even missed the ornament, but she was
so delighted with the fellows honesty
that she gave him five-dollar bill.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17

If you have made up your mind to
buy Hoods Sarsaparilla do not be in.
duced to take any other. Hoods Sal-
saparilla isa peculiar one, possessing.
by virtue of its peculiar combination.
proportion and preparation, curative
pow er superior to any other arti Gle
the kind.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
SECRET SOCIETIES

every Friday evening, at O'clock.
MCDONNELL ENCANPMENT, No. 2, .O.OF.-Meets
Second and Fourth Tuesday evenings of each
month. at ~ o'clock.
HARMONY LODGE, No. l3, A. +. A. M-Meets First
at O'Clock.
SMYRNA LODGE, No. 8, l. o. G. T.-Meets every
Wednesday evening, at o'clock.
SMYRNA CONCLAvE, No. As, ORDER OF HEPsAsoPHs
Meets first Wednesday evening of every month
UNION CASTLE No. II, X. G. E--Meets every Thurs
Gay evening IN Odd Fellows Hall, at O'Clock
ROYAL TEMPLARs OF TENPLARs.-Meets every
Thursday evening at O'clock in Good Tenn
plaTS Hall.
MIsPAH LODGE, No. 16, A. 0. U. W.-Meets every
Monday evening at O'Clock in Odd Fellows
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
When a girl has shown her hand in
the game of love, the next time she
shows her hand she should have dia-
mond ring on it, just for luck.
Thousands Poisoned.

In a recent work on Heart Disease DR.
Franklin Miles-the noted pecialist-gives
of people are slowly poisoning themselves,
weakening their hearts by the use of tea,
coffee, tobacco and alcohol These are
Heart Whips, causing il TO beat rapidly,
thus gradually wearing it out, producing
shortness Of breath whom exercising, pains
in side and shoulder, hungry and faint
spells Finally swelling of the ankles and
sudden death. For weakened and irritated
hearts the press everywhere highly recon-
mend the New Heart Cure discovered by
DR.. franklin Miles, which is for sale at j
w. Denney's.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17

ENTITLED To The BEsT-All are en-.
titled TO the best that their money will
buy, SO every family should have at
once bottle of the best family rem
edy, Syrup Of Figs, TO cleanse She sys-
tenn when cOsIive or bilious. For sale
in SOC aud $l.OO bottles by all leading
druggists.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
A Safe Investment

Is one which is guaranteed to bring YOU salts.
factory results, or in case of failure a return o
purchase price On this safe plan you can buy
Kings New Discovery for ConsumptiOn. II is
guaranteed to bring relief in every case, when
used used for any affection of Throat, Lungs or Chest,
Bronchitis, Asthma, Whooping Cough. Groin
etc. etc. II is pleasant and agreeable to taste
perfectly safe, and can always be depended upon
Iflal bottles free at Jas. HofieckeFs Drugstore
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
Marit Winn

We desire to say to our citizens, that for wears
we nave been selling DR.. Kings New Discovery
Ior b consumption, DR.. Kings New Life Pills
I Puckien Arnlca Salve and Electric Bitters, and
that have given such universal satisfaction, We
90 not hesitate to guarantee them every time
ana az We stand ready to refund the purchase price
II IL satisfactory results do not follow their use
Ihese remedies have won their great popularitv
+. HOtieckers Drugstore. ~ Jus
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17

Amy-What do you think Of the young
cornetist, Mabel? Mabel-Oh, he is Just
utterly toOt-toO.
Many man who objects to carrying a
bundle home from the provision store
goes home from the barroom loaded.
Mr.. Crisscross-Pass me the butter,
II you please.
Miss FeatherbOne-With all my heart.
Mr.. CrisscrOss.-Onlyth the butter.
Young Springley (audaciously)-How
old are you, Miss Breezy?
She (sweetly) was born on a Thurs
day. You can calculate as well as l. =.
Painter-I assure you, my dear sir,
the portrait of your wife will turn out a
speaking likeness. CustOmer-Speaking
Great heavens! Can't that be altered +? 4
"These are my household GODS" he
said to her as he entered his bachelor
apartment " But you lack something"
she remarked. What" "a goddess"
"Would you II 1 were called from you,
dear, place monument over my graveP"
q should be delighted to do so, dar-
ling, " he said sympathetically, and they
were only week married.
Algernon-Bah JOve, old boy, that
girls a tease!
Maurice (whO has been there)-Yes :;
and if you are not careful how you cross
your tease, she may dot your eyes.
Martha-Well, Maud, how do you like
married life?
Maud-Its just lovely. Charles has
left me and gone back to his mothers to
live, and the court allows me $25 a week.
"It was the next thing to a railroad
accident that deprived me Of my lover"
said Miss Antic. "NIy back hair fell off
and he knew that had deceived him."
These misplaced switches are awful" :"
Mr.. Barnes-YOu are charming to-day
Miss Peachblow-Indeed? What nice
things you men say Mr.. Brown told me
that as l was leaving the house. Mr..
Barnes (anxlous to depreciate his rivaD
of course you don't believe he meant it?
Miss JOnes-Professor Griddle, do you
dare to look me in the face and then say
that originally sprang rom q monkey !?
Professor Griddle Ga i.ttle taken abaciv
but equal to the occc on.) Well, really,
it must have been ,ery charming no.
key.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17

Through the use of the electric light
the time consumed in passing through
the Suez Canal has been reduced to
twenty-five and One-half hours.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17

Humorist's boy: "What makes pana
SO cross, mamma?" Humorist's wife
Hush, darlingl Your father is writ.
ing side splitting Jokes for his paPer.n
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17

Bobby-Mr. Bagley, you wouldn't set
the North River on fire, would your
Mr.. Bagley-Why, no, Bobby, of course
not. l couldn't do that Why
Bobby-Well, they were discussing
smart people at the house last night and
that's what sister Sarah said about you.
I guess sisters got you down pretty fine.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
NJ wnntad one About Fortv

Mr.. Lazarus Goldstein-I love your
daughter, and would like to marry her.
MIR. Isidore Goldfogle-You may have
her, my poy. Nit Rebecca, who is
eighteen years old, give $4,000; NIT
Sarah, who is twenty-four, $4,000;
NIT Loweza, who is thirty, give $685.
600. Vich one do you vant?"
oldstein-Haven't you vun about
forty years old?
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17

She: "Poor soul, you seem TO have
mad a good many hard trials.p Betcher
life madim. The last one cost me six
months" a Ns) tfl
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
There is nothing square about gos-
sip. It is always going round.
A tennis player is quite a bad case
when he's thrown out ofcourt.

med, how would you define a love
letterPp Benddick "A love letter is
thing that ten years afterward you
generally wish you hadn't written.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17

Miss Elizabeth Bisland. celebrated
for her flying trip around the world,
has taken up her permanent residence
in England.
Smyrna times., 1890-09-17
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