Telegram-herald., 1890-09-28

with the encyclopedia drove their teams
over tne caeumoeT vines and went home.
He died iast yeaE. Just before time 20
celebrate his tin wedding l have al
ways believed that a porterhouss steak
would have saved his lite Ills congre-
CATION submitted 20 the inevitable and
got aaother harder shrub % take his
place Possibl they go- Al orchid.
The tin wedding Cccurs az the tenth
anniversary Al twelve years silk ana
linen are the general characteristics. Al
fifteen years comes the crystal. at TWEEN
~ the china. ~ twenty-five the silver
wedding. az thirty pearl.at forty rudy aud
az fifty lhs golden wedding The seven
ty-tfth anniversary is called the diamond
wedding. bat very few succeed IN getting
thar far hand in hand
Your job printer VIII show you what
style of invitation 20 issue. SO that You
VIII have no troublo il regard 10 that
As regards refreshments You must use
your own taste. aud conform somewhat
70 the customs Of the place in which you
live. Some Just pass around the victuals
say about 0 or 10 o'clock. and let her go
at thar. A good idea is TO avoid 50 far
as possible going into perishable grub
Get things that wiz keep. and then serve
after you have run your eye swiftly over
the gifts A friend Of mine got all ready
once 70 feed his guests with the fat of
the land, bat after seeing the layout he
sliced a watermelon and went TO bed,
leaving word In an audible voice for the
butler 70 turn of the gas as soon as the
guests went home.
IL was a crystal wedding. and he told
me that eight Of the guests dubbed to-
gether and bought him a glass marble
with a little mud turtle IN it. At first
re thought that he would seek relief in
The false joys Of rum. but later on he
yielded 20 better copnsals and bought
present fo- one Of these friends who was
about 70 have a tin wedding. II was
thing to use in tearing of checks. and he
made il himself out OF an unsOldered
oyster can. He also cot the entire list
Of guests to unite with him in the ex-
pcnse. This did much TO break up the
custom Of exchanging cookies for carved
furniture, and pTune sauce and a glowing
welcome for set Of solid silver or cut
Z glass.
F Tho Prince of Wales told me that If
\ he had his life 70 live over again be
wouldn't 60 II FOR any Of these things.
In fact he had a tin wedding against his
+ better judgment. he said, rather than
+ have any trouble with his mother. She
I favored IL and thought It would pay.
I but it didn't. Ho says that the way
beard IS now It takes . good many long
handled dippers 10 pay for one Of these
I blowouts
4 / have written the indelible autograph
+ on tie piece Of silk sent me. Anxious
T Inquirer" f" and return il 20 You along with
the odcr os benzine which accompanied
I 10 here when / received It. Use it wise
.y. and may it enhances the grab bag TO
such an extent that in future years
4 when your sons shall write home from
/ the penitentiary and give their autob:-
ography they may point 20 this auto
graph and this grab bag. and say that it
was then and there shat they first learned
the joTs of gambling and = getting by
chance whst they might not by purchase
~iT you with the aup-opria-e stationery
sor your anniversary I viii be glad to
do your work snd furnish you with
wast son need have neat little
prin.a- press. vhich I secured by get
ting q new subscriber and thirty-fve
cents fer q paper which desired 70 ex-
tend jts circulation so tha- is could DO n
good dcnl more COOL than it lad ever
been able % 90 before L Is a cool
little press. bnt IS really better. | End.
IS a cider press than for printing II i
too earnest and zoo Ges.sJus e making
"a deep impression. / think, Il would hs
a good machine 90 prepare reading mat
GER for the bhnl because II can be read
better or The back than ou the front.
aud easter bv torch than ~ sight /
had Intended 60 touch hTiefv Gpo1 the
great solsmuity of ths marriage rela-
tioas anj the horrors - married hfe.
tut I and thas have not tie time or
space for t.
TIowcve-. I may say in conclusion.
F that marriage. II rot carried % excess. il
p wise provision snd a sacred obligation
Harry voar opposite 70 far ss possible,
especially as regards SCI You VII
never regret is r. possible marry
above your own station Both q you
should do this Is is SIRE 20 advance
ycu -zce. Do net marry a foreigner I'M
less highly iudoreei by those IN whom
Won have perfect confidence or unless
vcu want 20 very much indeed
no not encourage long engagements
ft - better 20 cet weary ~ each other AZ
vour leisure sitter marriage thar q fy
around AMI 10 50 beforehand Court
ship however. IS most de1S.tf1l in-
dustry and should not be rashly broken
IA npCn by marriage. Some people seem
% he admirably 6tfed f0r suitors. but
fail n ether occupstiens Ihis is rsry
unfortunate indeed NJ suitor can re-
sure 81 q permanent situation. TIE srIs-
Yiv grestiy exceeis the demand. bni
c,cd husbands ard wives are none To
ple-tv
ffthe Tnitsi ststss zovsrr risnt rroria
establish standard of excelleuce fs1
suitahle hrstan1s unler 20 and shle
.riabis snf serse'e wives n1sier tka
same AZ. snd award a nefal 81 each
and purse snnaailv instesd of oi,nz
tie thcrax anf pasffng the 5sck = csri.
"a We wre.i nevpr have eznze e. reEre'
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