The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-03-02

Sir Tom he saved from ont the wreck,and
j 20 down! Sir Tom. n dolt. q chump. .
stupid dishclout! While /. the noblest,
slickest Of them all, he aid on shelf.
What no, within! Send hither Jack. my
trnsty slave.
Jack-Didst call, good master?
~Sand-Jack, sweet Jack, ! would put up
q job with thee; a ticklish job withal.
Art bold? Art willing? Wilt do as thou
art told?
Jack-Goo<l master. well thou art aware
thou mayest wager thy sweet life that l
will do thy bidding, albeit il doth cast n
lung of me.
Sand-'Tisw WELL. DO thou and Mantillio
draw aside with me. I will tutor you I'm
gall. ! will instruct you I'm finest monkey
work.
iE.reuat.)
SCENE FoURTH-A Forest. Eater SoaderiO
and RirLaysio.
Rick-Peace no. good master.
Sand-How now, fool:
Rick-Al goeth well, sweet master.
Good, brave, honest Jack, he did the btssi-
ness for thee most excellent well. And
likewise /. For Jack did count kickers
out; while i, needing some, forsooth did
count kickcrs i'm.
Sand-Thyw wit is shallow as thy empty
pate. Thou art "a fool, Rickarslo. As l
do live by gall, thou art a fool. Marry,
though not n motley fool, thou art n blank
fool.
Rick-Yet though I am a fool, 1 am not
such n fool as certain other fools. For
among certain peoples 1 do pass as a friar
IA holy friar. Ergo I fool them. Ergo 1,
who fool, am not so great a fool as he that
is fooled by a fool.
Sand-Nay, an success he n mark of
greatness, thou art the greatest fool of the
lot.
Rick-But' tits a merry pastime to- he n
friar. I sing them sweet hymns. Woulds't
hen ~ q. rplrrslelavr Listen a..p1 trnStar.
,Sings) oh. how happy are they
Who arise every day
And sit down hard ON those they would fLittrn.
The perfection of bliss
Lies simply in this
To h. those that sit On the sat ON.
poor song; a feeble song.
"Those that sit on the sat on forsooth!
IT'S II vile phrase. 1 like il not. Canst
do no better. fool?
Rick-I will sing thee the second stanza,
sweet masters; the which doth simplify,
expand, clarity and elucidate the first
stlnZa.
,SitDsI oh, most surely It's tit
That We sittcr> that sit
I'm THE sat an, should heavily sit there;
II we hold our seats down
~ they don't skip the town
Like Eli If old we shall git there!
Sand-Poor fool! Poor witless fool!
Rick-Tarry, noble master, and 1 will
try yet another.
,SilJsi From Butte'> wild Infsr Mountains
To Great Falls LadcrS lame,
They can MS Ia deliver
The goods in Sanders name.
Raise; raise, ye ri,ihl,s n racket
We've got tn fool the people,
IE.y,,ut,
SCENE FIt~ru-A tare,u at the couitoI %,
the Einotou,. Enter. Commit ,e Broad.
x,,ofte,.. tbe vo,,ris Doy;o. Lard C1oybio.
81. SIN, H,,rsi,.. and U,oi,,uio. me ,iubf.
mi ,,,,Ic.
Mav-I ,r,,st we all arr, ready for ON,
nrcsentatiou at the court. 1 pray Won
a gentlemen. when we do get there,
allow me tn steer the business as ma,
seem m 10 me. For though Won all arc
wise and worthy men. of good. trne couu.
sol II needetb "a man skilled of tongue to
fence with This uretender. for he is vii,
bevond c,mnore.
CIor-J will Ia. nj your elbow. doom
M~,u;up;o aud will heln vol, o,,t. For
am, cs,c.,,cd ready AMI fIuent i'm words
t,oy,- r have been known 10 sir me dow,
,nd write am editorial the which nex
Inv ,crforcc did the town wide opcn tear
Nay-Nnv- 7 do bcseecb thee CI,rkio
In, me this business MANAGE
How-Nav I ino,,irc- forsootb who RIM
meth th;nysr ~Nfctho,ybt VIC ali ,Iid bov,
n wbock AZ il.
my head bc no, cracked. ST
Uows;r tho,, hnst not Of late shown n,,,cl