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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
A VETERAN POST OFFICIAL DEAD.

BALTIMORE, Md, June 23.-Judge James
Lawrenceson, who has been in the postal
service IN the United States continuously
for seventy-one years. is dead He died in
his home in this city, aged 81. Judge
Lawrenceson has sworn into office every
postmaster general since the days of
President Jackson
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

CHICAGO, ILL.,, June 23.-James H. Bres-
lin, Carton Wallen and John Boyd Thatch-
er, New York members of the Worlds
Columbian commission, issued the follow
ing today: eve desire to announce to our
fellow members of the Worlds Columbian
commission that we propose to present the
name of Hon. Chauncey NJ. Depew, of
New York, for the president of the COM
mission -
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
romatoe. with MIX Gravy.

Scald some fine tomatoes and remove the
skins; put them in a dish and sprinkle
over them some pepper, salt and bits of
butter; let them cook on top of the stove
for fifteen or twenty minutes, take them
of and turn them, dredge with -four, add
some more butter and milk enough to
make a gravy, also slight pinch of soda,
set them back on the stove and let scald
for ten minutes.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

The band, which is usually made With
the borders Of Turkish towels, is hned
with sateen or soft silk, and inside Is in
serted the second square Of cardboard,
with lining uppermost; it Is intended 70
give more frmness to the foundation and
more neatness to the inside. A strip Of
plush, cretonne, or cashmere Is added 70
the top and drawn at the mouth with two
mixed cords with tsssels 81 each end; the
triliing produced by the drawing Of the
strings Is jauntily lined with silk Of con-
trasting color.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

The fact that the American govern
ment is proceeding constirutionally. and
voting the money year by year, does not
affect my argument. which remains IN
answered and, I believe, unanswersbls.
VIZ, that TIE big announcements Of the
admiralty lsst year have given the Pro-
tecSoziss party In America plsusible
prete1s fo- app-opris+Ing prospective sar-
p,uses o. the American revenue for yaars
10 come, and thus defeating that tariff
rstc-m which means millions % money
20 British artisans. A ?. Cnsz1tEg.
u. p, "a Londca Times.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

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ycu. old rl2z, oo ths E-E &<rivi Whogz
ICES bs ioSn Efs'
FStzer remembering ths TtssseT's CON
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5Sth SiGsz q ths ExInlly - HArpeys B4zsx
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
pEAThoF JUDGE HENRY w. THOMAS.

FAIRFAX, Va, June 23.--Judge Henry
war as a Wing, and since as Democrat,
he served several terms in the legislature
He was member of the commission that
visited President Lincoln in 1861 with a
view to averting hostilities During the
war he was second auditor of the state.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
he is Suffering From an Attack at the
Mexican CAPITAL.

CITY OF MEXICO, June %. - United
States Minister Ryan is suffering from an
attack of illness.
An attempt was made yesterday to as
sassinate Jose Sanchez Ramon, the general
manager of the lnteroceanic railroad.
II. 4 Forest has been authorized TO act
as British vice consul at TuXpan.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

Do not take any chances of being poison
ed or burnt to death with liquid stove pol
ish. paints and enamels in bottles The
Rising sun stove polish is safe, odorless.
brilliant, the cheapest and best stove pol
ish made, and the consumer pays for no
expensive tin or glass package with every
purchase
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
BALTIMORE,S FIcuRFS

BALTIMORE, Md, June 23-The census
enumerators have concluded their work in
this city. The population is 49,, ,095 against
3.32 90 in 1880
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

life on his own sccouat. He IS g resr- Of
age, and in addition 70 his othsr accoTn-
plishments, enjoys the distinction Of being
catcher and captain CT tie crack baseball
aine OF Fort Pierre BE Is well liked. and
his Caucasian friends are anxious 70 see
rim gr.c1esI
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
A TOWN DEMOLISHED.

OMAHA, Neb., June 23.-Pleasanton, a
town of about 200 inhabitants situated on
the Union Pacific, about twenty miles
north of Kearney, was struck by cyclone
yesterday afternoon. Nearly every house
in the place was destroyed or badly dam
aged, but no one was killed, so far as re-
ported
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
uNCOIN N,s POPULATION.

LINCOLN, Neb., June 23.-By permission
of Superintendent Porter, Supervisor
census shows that Lincoln has 53,902
people.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
A Priest for Half q Century.

1t does not fall to the lot of many men
to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary Of the
beginning of a career and start on a second
half century of labor with active brain and
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

Scrofula, boils, pimples and all humors
are cured by Hoods Sarsaperilla. Give ii
a trial now
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
A Sioux Indian Becomes q LAWYER.

One of the interesting residents Of Pierre,
S. D, is John Van Metre, a full blood
Sioux Indian, who recently secured adnis-
sion to the bar and is now a lawyer in good
standing. When sent to school at Phila-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
ApnrrER eunnre HIMeEI 6

CINCINNATI, o., June 23-Henry Mappes
one of the proprietors of pottery near
Spring Grove cemetery, committed suicide
bV Shooting himself in his barn Yesterday.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

--11s'18
ai0fheT-kOE. Jeanz.ss. you nEsss cut the
apple = EAfy.s Nnd give tAs larger kklf -
fouE ljstle zEsse-
JohE.1e-I4ss hsr ezs t.-caas&ex
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
WINNERS AT CHICAGO.

CHICAGO, Ill, June 23.-Winners of to-
days races at Washington Park: Mabe.le,
The Duke, Losangelos, Crawfish, Wary.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

Ayers Hair Vigor restores gray hair to
its original color mrkes it vigorous and
q abundant
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
MINISTER RYAN ILL.

Soft, white hands and shapely nails for
ali by using CUTICURA SOAP.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
ARRESTED For SUNDAY PL LAYING.

ELNuEA. y. Y. June 23.-All the players
OF the Brooklyn and Rochester clubs were
arrested today just before the game was
called, for Sunday bail playing
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
A Pocket Match Safe Free to Sm0k-
erS of
c. " j
A HANDSOME Work Bag.

The attractive bag here depissed has its
base formed of two squares, of cseS6 board,
the corners of which are rounded of; each
piece is lined With satin Oh one side only
and round one is sewn band of oriental
embroidery measuring 25}z inches by 115E
inches, the extra fuiluess allowed for the
turning of the corners beng caught in
few plaits under mixed cord placed e
inches from the edge, which is also bound
with cord, and likewise the base.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
A Convenient Clothes Line Hoist.

A correspondent sends to Farm and Fire
side the sketch of convenient clothes line
hoist, here reproduced
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
THE FIRE UNDER CONTROL.

MOUNT CARMEL, Pa, June 23.-After a
stubborn fight of twenty-four hours the
fire which threatened to destroy Congress
mrn's Scott's large Pennsylvania colliery
has been controlled. Work viii be re-
sumed in few days
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
DEPEW FOR WORLDS FAIR PRESIDENT

Beecham's Pills act like magic on a weak
stomach.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

Remove boils, pimples, and skin erup-
tions. by taking Ayers SarsapariIla.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.
AT COLUMBUS.

Columbus. us.............10 0 0 0 o. .
SB. LOUIS. " v " " " " L l. L
Base hits-Columbus 5, st. Louis 5.
Errors-Columbus l. st. Louis p
Pitchers-Gastright and Stivetts.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
VlSlBl GRAIN SUPpIY

NEW York. June 23-The visible supply
grain on Saturday. June 2l. as compiled
by the New York produce exchange, was
as follows:
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

PEARS Soap secures a beautiful COM
plexion.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

THE STORY OUT.
HOW THE COTTON BELT ROBBERY
WAS DONE.
The Widow Of Ratcliffe Makes Full
Confession for Her Dead
Husband.
Prisoners Williams, Mcdaniel and Browley
All Implicated in the Plot with
Radcliffe.
Sensational Revelations Forthcoming in
the Woman's TestimOny-The Grand
Jury at Purvis, Miss, Finds an In
diotment Against Slugger Sui
Ivan Circulating Peti>
lion for Olemency
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
A MINE AII ON EIRF

Mt. CARMEL, Pa. June 23-The inside
workings of the Pennsylvania was dis
covered TO be on fire this morning 4
large force of men under the leadership of
experienced superintendentSa are now fight
ing the flames with the hopes of conquer
ing them. The mine Is the largest in the
region The origin OF the fire Is unknown.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

The Arcade confesses that she
over bought herself and offers
you bargains you cannot get
elsewhere. Don't pass LOO
when you can get it for 60c.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24

Half wool challies cut TO 13c.
Peep in and see.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-06-24
40 cent red damask cut to 23c.

10 cent bath towels cut to &c.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24
The ElrSL Step.

PERHAPS you are run Gown. cant eat. cant
sleep, can't think, can't do anything 10 your
satisfaction. and you wonder what ais you.
You should heed the warning, you are taking
the first step into Nervous PrOstratiOn You
need a Nerve Tonic, and in Electric Bitters
you will tiud the eXalt remedy for restoring
your nerv Gus system TO its normal, healthy
condition. Surpris ny results follow the use
of this great Nerve Tonic and Alternative
Your appetite returns. VOCd digestion is re-
stored and the Liver and Kidneys resume
healthy action. Try hottie. Price 80 cents,
at Dreiss, Thompson Il Co. 90
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24

The lots in Government Heights
addition are over one hundred feet
above the city; are within five min
u5es' walk from the end of the street
car line which is now running. with
beautiful cement sidewalks, which
are under construction, for half the
distance from end of the track. They
are so situated as to overlook the
surrounding property and city, and
catch the first wind from the south
east, and are now surrounded with
the best kind of neighbors; no fancy
prices asked, and sales made daily.
Call on J. V. Dignowity for further
particulars before your best chance
s gone. 2-11-tf.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24
The 1ai1u Eight.
MONDAY, FEBRUARY "a 1890.
Base Ball.

Base Ball.
A congregation of some 200 or 300
people gathered at San Pedro Springs
Saturday evening to witness the
struggle between the Houston League
team and picked nine of the Jokers.
Although the Jokers play ball excel
lently for an amateur team they were
no match for the vets of the Leag ue,
and they were beaten by score of II
to 4. Some good field work was done
on both sides.
A still larger assembly was at the
Springs Sunday afternoon to witness
the last game, and although the
Jokers played we'll, fate was against
them and they were beaten by % to ],
Bryant, McAdoo and Garcia, of the
same team, ly..distinguished
themselves by some splendid catch
ing.
The Houston team left for home
this morning.
NOTES.
The Denvers play the. Houstons to.
morrow and the next day the Chicago
club follows.
The new grounds will be located on
the east side of the San Pedro park
the old Sunsets grounds.
Creelan says prospects for having a
league team here are fair. San An
tonic, the largest city of Texas, ought
to have a good team, and games
should be we'll patroniZed.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24

The owner OF the lots in Govern
ment Heights addition is now con-
structing plank walk from near the
middle of his lots to connect with the
cement walk at the post on Govern
ment hill, from where the street cars
nows leave every few minutes for the
city, thus giving all purchasers easy
access to and from the valuable prop
erty. 2-11-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24
BUCRLEN,s ARNiCA ,sALvE

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts
Cruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, ChilblainsV
COrns and all Skin EruptlOns, and, pOsitie-,
ly cures Piles, or no pay require 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price 2L cents per box
For sale by all druggists, Drefss, and
Thompson & Co.'S. wholesale. G).9-131y
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24
A Serious Accident.

Mr.. B. c. Kelley met with quite a
serious accident Saturday evening.
He was riding down Alamo street
near Commerce, when his horse step
ped on a rail of the street car track
falling with Mr.. Riley under him.
His left shoulder was fractured and
his leg was dislocated, the knee cap
being pushed entirely out of place.
He was taken to the residence of his
aunt Mrs G. NJ. Gordon, where his
injuries were attended to, and at last
accounts was resting easy.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24
Plants and Trees.

For all kind of hot house plants
Fruit and China trees go to Mrs. Jen-
ner, end of Camargo street. Rose
trees of all varieties on hand; flower
pots of all sizes for sale at the lowest
prices. Call early and make your Sc
lection. I7-5m
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24
Notice.

Notice is given to the public tnat
r. B. Underhill is not any longer in
my employ, has no authority to close
contracts nor collect for me.
FRANK TECH,
2-w Marble and Granite Works.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24
Ewes eSted

by Kings optometer and spectacles
to suit. Watches, Clocks, Silverware
and Jewelry to please everybody,
Also, watches and Jewelry repaired;
all at lowest figures.
OTTO BLUMENTHAL's,
241 Commerce street.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24
IS LIFE WORTH LIVING?

Not If you go through the wor dyspeI
ic. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are a positive
cure for the worst forms of dyspepsia, ind
Restion, Flatulency and Constipation. Sol
by Ragland u Co., q
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24

Marriage Licenses.
Anacleto Palacio and Refugia Gar
cha.
J. p. Buck and Amanda J. Tempke.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-02-24

Turkish and Vapor Baths.
At Zilian's, corner Commerce and
Alamo streets. 3-l7-tf
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06

SEMI in your orders for frs, Gle =
job work to this Office.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06
LOCAL JOTTlNGS.

az Blank pools Of Labor for
sale 1t this office.
For q first class shave or hair cut,
60 to Lew Walkers pAlatial establish
ment, in Bullion block.
The road between Huiley and Bel
levue is now open and travel between
the two places is uninterrupted.
John O'Brisn, OF the Wool River
Meat Market, keeps none but the
choicest meats on hscd. Try him.
Last night was pronounced the cold.
est OF the season, thus far. The
mercury registered 10 degrees below
zero at s o'clock this morning.
Go to w. S. Mack's to have you,
house, sign and carriage painting,
hanging, calcimining, ETC., done
and carpets taken up and relaid.
J. II Bca,ner has Road Carts, Road
Wagons, Buggies, Phsetons, Surveys
Family Carriages, Spring Wagons
and Moline Wagons, for sale. AL
goods warranted. Prices and terms tc
suit the times.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06
No Mail Train To-day.

The two engines and the snow.plow
succeeded in getting through to Sho-
shone Saturday night, by leaving the
coaches at ketchum. Yesterday they
started back and reached here about
Z o'clock last night, since which time
they have been trying to reach ket-
chum. They will probably 60 down
the road some time o.nisht, and no
doubt we shall get regular train
again to morrow.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06
The Rotary PlOw at Sea.

The principal Of the rotary snow
pillow has been applied by a San Fran
cisco inventor to what he calls ''cen
trifugal auxiliary propeller" to be used
at the bow OF a ship as helper Of
the regular screw propeller.
In shape and construction it is
similar to long pointed fan; its Office
is to throw to each side the water in
front Of the vessel, thereby decreasing
the friction that has t, be overcome
10y the hull Of the ship passing through
the water. 1t can be applied to
existing vessels, by cutting away Il
portion OF the bow from the water
line down. 1t can only be used or
highspeed vessels, and the invento,
claims that the great ocean steamers
by means of his invention, will be
able to maintain rate Of fifty miles
an hour without increasing the pre-
sent horse power of their engines.
The invention, if the theory work.
out in practice, will be ranked as the
greatest of the age. 1t is apparent,
based on correct and scientific prin
ciples, and promises to do for swift
going ocean steamers much more thar
the rotary snow pillow has done fol
snow bound railroads.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06
The Worlds Wisdom,

Atchson Globel
The way to &c, rich with rush is
to 60 slow.
Your friends punish you more than
your enemies.
Many man knows dollar by sight
who does not know its value.
When you look at some people, the
first thing you think of is a club.
Don't try to dro~n your troubles
in n cup; troubles are great swimmers.
The first time a man is called Badly
the thought, Of a fight comes into his
head.
/, is so easy for man to say that
the people dislike him because Of
envy.
1t Is safe to say that no girl ever
went to party without wearing
something tha, was borrowed.
There is coarse streak in every
man that lives; it is bound to crop on,
if YOU know him too well.
The two u.liest thugs on earth are
the man who looks like girl and the
girl who looks like man.
Every man knows how mean he is
himself, but he is not absolutely sure
about his neighboi; hence his fond
ness for gossip.
The woman who takes three hours
10 dress for n party NAV he vain, but
she will never wear short hair and tr,
| to act like man.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06

Furs! PpltS! Hides!
The highest cash price paid Tor
hides, pelts, and furs, by
LEON FuLD, HALEY, Idaho.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06

at, CARROLL SEMINARY Carroll Co. M
L. In thoeoughness OF work 10 unexcelled. l.O-
cation delightful; easy Of access. "Oreads" free.
0snd ior one. See Advertisement.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06
The Schools.

Mrs. Stowe and Miss Gilpin open.
ed their respective departments in the
HALEY High School this morning.
As there has been no train yet the
absent teachers are still absent, and
their vacation is liable to be prolong-
ed for some time, to come.
The departments opened this morn.
ing had the usual attendance and
are moving along smoothly.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06
A SHORT SERMON
Which Plainly Shows the Great Risk
Taken by the Man Who Fails to Fay
the Printer for His Paper-Thc
Ground Opened and Ne Was Taken In.

Ground Opened and Ne Was Taken In.
Ogden CommercialI
Delinquent subscribers Ace when no man
pursueth, but the cash patron of . newspaper ID
~ bold lion
This language can be found by any
one with ordinary eyesieht between
the twenty-third and twenty fifth
verses of the fourteenth chapter OF
one eyed John, and is about the cor
rectess thing we ever saw in print,
John, notwithstanding his optical
deficiency, WAS q close student OF
human nature and knew some things
rs we'll IS others. He could tell a
man that hadn't paid for his news
paper a mile off and regarded him
accordingly.
There are men living nowadays who
can do the same thing without strain,
ing muscle Or crooking a hair. The
man who don't pay the printer has u
sneaking, cowardIy look. lie looks
as though the devil had \ past-due
mortgage on his soul aud he expected
every minute would bs the next. His
eyes wear u wild and lonesome as
pect and wander about in their
sockets like a shoemaker on the hunt
Of job. He has the dyspepsia, cold
feet and breaking out on the back.
But how is it with the cash patron :?
tlis eyes are bright, his cheeks are
rosy rs sunshine and he is muscled
like the champion OF base ball club.
He has no sins but what have been
forgiven, and his mother-in.law is
contented to reside in her own dom
icle. lie has had the mu,nps,
M" asles and whooping cough in his
infancy, and has been twice vaccin-
Ated for the very oh lord.
The crows never pull up his grow:
ing corn and his children always
stand at the head of the spelling
school. When he dies a convoy OF
angelic printers will convey hum
home to heaven where his board bills
are paid throughout eternity, and he
has nothing to do but sit on the shady
side of a mansion and read the latest
news from the daily jerusalem Flap,
doodle, for delinquent subscribers flee
where no man pursueth, but tho cash
patron is as bold as a lion.
Statisticians have discovered tina,
only one man in 900, 1000, 900 who pay
the printer ever have tobacco worms
or the ringt one, and no man has ever
been found liz Jail or Congress with q
publishers receipt in his pocket
This fact proves something and SHOULD
he solemn warning to those who are
exposed at this season Of the year, fo
in the language OF the s'ngle-evet
John, delinquent subscribers he'
when no man pursueth, but the casl
patron Of a newspaper is as bold as I
lion. Tho congregation will pleas,
rise and sing the thirty-third Pslsm
commencing as follows:
There was . man lived on h'li,
Aud he refused to pay the printers bill.
An earthquake came. the hill wss rent in twain.
The man fell in the crack. aud Was never see
again.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-01-06

SAMARITAN NERvINE, the great
conqueror, is guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or money refunded.
Leading physicians, eminent Iii.
v,ues-everv one who tries it, endorses
SAMARITAN NERviNE. At druggists.
& so, or i for IS.
"Has cured several cases here OF
paralysis, Kidney Disease, Chills and
Fever, Epilepsy and spasms.
Mrs. NJ. T.. MARSH,
Bn,lerville. T.onoke Co., Ark.