The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1890-06-05

Kansas auMoR, FACT AND EArcr.
Web Wilder dropped In, Monday
morning, on his way 10 Topeka. he
is getting fat fighting vild-cats.-
Sol Miller.
About the hardest thing Webb
MeNall will have to do when be gets
10 Washingt0n-that u, II he 10
sIeeted-wiIl be 20 quit saying
''pants. "-Aler. Butte.
The Garden City Herald hiss gone
into the hands Of q receiver, but
good peanut crop In Finney county,
this year, will place Il ON is feet
Again.-K. e. Star.
"Brethern," said the Rev. John A.
Anderson In q sermon which he de-
iivered while be was In the preach
ing business, "GOd IL no slOueh. ~
Aisg. BWffs.
III farmer ever makes money, he
will. not acknowledge it.-dtchisOH
GiObs.
IL r. pretty hard 20 get ahead Of
Ingalls,. A fellow claiming TO be q
new Christi has appeared among
the Cheyenne Indians.-Wtehifd
Eagle.
Some people will think Il was &C.
cidental that the State Medical
Society aud the Kansas School OF
Embalmers met At the same time
Butts.
Charles Carroll Carlton has sue
ceeded In proving, beyond = doubt,
that the idea Of the Immortality Of
the soul IL not original with Senator
Ingalls.-k. {. Star.
IL should be borne In mind that
the police judge also deals out JUS
tiee In original Paekages.-Stdte
Journal.
A real good woman Is one who
enjoys visiting her kin.-Atchison
GiObS.
Why doesn't the Democratic paper
say something about Is cent corn {?
The bowling should not be stopped
because the markets have grown
firm, for prohibition aud the tariff
are with us yet.-NertOH Republic
cdH.
Emporia IL believed 10 be the only
town OF its size In Kansas or pro-
baby In the country, which has
only one newspaper. But IL will
not enjoy that distinction long
there are too many fOels In the
wOrld.-.SOl. Miller.
Every one sometimes thinks u
would be nice To die, but somehow
the next morning everything seems
brighter.-AtchisoH Globe.
IL is surprising, after q man hss
stolen a hen, how many places
where he IL invited TO eat they serve
Standardization Globe.
The latest phase Of the resubmis-
sion movement il horribly amusing.
business men are invited to take
hold, and secure the easier dow OF
rum. Yes, business men want more
lOafers aud dead beats TO carry
WydRdOtts Gazette.
with their usual stupidity the
Democratic newspapers Of the other
states keep right ON expressing
sympathy with the Kansas farmer,
while he keeps right on getting bet
ter money for his corn, hogs, cattle
aud wheat.-T0pskd Capital.
Gene Wares latest poem tells Of
something he did on 1.-The eastern
shores OF Kansas half a million
years ago" That settles it-Ware
is one of the "Old crowd. "-IbHsnr
R' fSctOr.
10 10 said that TOmlinsOn. Of the
Topeka DsmOcrd', would like Ia get
back into the Republican party.
Hr was not compelled 10 90 out.
The party il full, just now. Let
him wait for = yacancy.-.SOi Miller.
An overall factory at AtchisOn
blows its steam whistle a great
many times n day As a signal for oil
ing the forty sewing machiues. The
AichisOn people put up with u, be-
cause they think IL means business.
-!Stdfs Journal.
The Topeka Democrat thinks ait
really begins TO look dubious for
John J. Ingalls," Begins? That -
q good word for paper that has
had Ingalls, beaten for more than q
year.-Ifcy. Butts.
The Abilene Reflector IL cIrculat-
ing the story that u newspaper man
of that city was robbed, the other
night, Of els. Is the Reflector real
sure that IL wasn't fifteen cents
AiST. BHfis.
a tramp near Parsons attempted
10 make q woman cook him some
dinner, when she sailed into him |
with a hickory club aud almost
pounded the life out OF him. IL |
won't do TO fool with Kansas women.
Her. BHits.
A man dropped dead at EmpOris
the other day, while he was at work. |
When a thing Of that kind happens |
there the old buns all swear OFF, aud |
the drug stores don't do any business
to speak of for couple Of days
Butte.
A number OF Aichison girls have
organized Saturday morning club.
There will be no meetings, no presi-
ieuts, no reunions, no receptions.
Each member of the club will stay
At home Saturday morning and help
her motheT.-IiCr. BHfis.
President Glover Of the Farmers
Alliance says that Ingalls, talks too
much aid does too little. And by l
tn" wsy, Glover is something OF
talker himseIf.-k. &. Star.
The temptation to stretch q thing
10 see how far il will stretch before
L will break, IL Irresistible in the
Nisest uf them.- IfchisOn Globe.
Aliens own 2j,OOO,O10 acres OF