New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-05-25
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

on the ground Of humanity, 10 put II no hsner' mo
Government should provide each of It's census ennh
orators with a neat placard bearing the iono"ln'
legend printed on it in large and plain letters Don't
shoot the enumerator he is doing the best ne can
The Flossies In Pontlcs.-First Pontican-ln con
,ideration Of political service 40 nave rencc
il l. euinently htns that should receive some dP
he done state your wishes. $500 49,,
FlrSt politIciaf~You know have little daughter
GO ppoITgtcianweiI be godfather 70 hcr-Prk
Saws The Boston Traveller: The significance Of
the removal Of Boson's largest shipping firm TO New
York is something that cannot be ignored by those
who are cd in the prosperity Of Boston and
OF New England. Business is business, ana ths
house doing large business in the India ana
Australia trade. in removing 10 Ncw-iork' Simply
Yields 10 business conditions which II mas triod IN
vain to change and remedy
on THE FENCE.
Two leaned over the SscS S.a, s tsRfe
While each told the other. in confidence -
The scandals she'd gathered around the HDwn'
For o m ts, s ssre 0 weren't f ' made to keep;
% they lean or TIE fence In the sloamng
Two women sat out on the trontdoor stoop,
In the evening g1w, as the sun went doTn'
Nnd tey -neored at the minister's Wites new gown
For women delight in a friendly chat.
without D. their lives would be stale and nat,
So they SIT on The stoop in the cleaning.
Two husbands came home from the baseball game
From the Office. they said. as the sun went down,
ho sIG raa oS, 1a S er wives ives had hunted down
For men though they work, love gossip too
And that's Why their wives seek something new
Bonneville Journal.
THE University Magazine for MAY presents al
attractive table of contents. The calendar Of college
events the articles on University Expansion and
&c Tariff ro,chnc" the list OF fraternity clubs IN this
city and Of university clubs throughout the United
states. are its leading features The lllnsrs-
ons as usual are excellent. This number VIII prove
especay interesting 10 Hobart College graduates since
II contains full report of the Hobart dinner recently
given in this city.
say slinkey" said one tramp TO another this
ere Mckinley ara bin is purity hard on us feilers.'
Why. IT. IMPOSES a duty on stained winder- glass
and wo is HE worth without stained wnder In tho
house l'-(Norrlstown Herald
A Jewish synagogue to be erected In Baltimore
will II said he the only specimen OF pure Byzantine
architecture In the United states
small investment Country Jay tent,nns brokers'
Objects this ere the place whar they sell iier sir,
Ahout 500 sh-
Country Jay-Gimme two quarts o. kcrysene-(Law
| renee American
"rhs Lewiston, Me, Journal tells of Maine man
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in his town. lie IS also school agent and highway
surveyor in his school and highway district II Is
said that the town pays him 81 per day for the board
of his mother in.law and that he has hired his own
daughter for the schooltcache Ar ex-sodeI I'D
draws nice sum each month as a pensioner lie
carries or farm and speculacs some IN farm produce
and stock lie also owns building that is the head
quarters Of poker club and lie Is leading as we'll as
| successful member thereof IL should be added tase
| hc does not teach a class IN sunday school
A ROMANCE SPOILED.
Two lovers went to the baseball game
one afternoon in May.
lie wac "A crank she never had seen
Professional players play
| He faithfully tried TO explain II all.
She tried 10 understand
Rut the more he talked thc less she Knew
| Why he thought the game was grand
| lie cheered. he danced. he yelled Iii ht'
She calmly looked about "a.
And II any one made a three base NIT
She asked II the man was out
| sb. tried her best 10 keep the score.
| But when the game was a gone bA
lie found that whenever toul was Hs
She had given the man run
II dampencd his ardor to have her say:
| "Wlv doesn't the umpire BAT 49,, ..,
| Though nc wouldn't have owned 10 tlat,
| r,u a, last she asked in her guileless way,
| Which nine is playing nowf
i' And now they don't even bow I'M. r.,,
| Mice n Brooklyn sunday school teacher ~
eighteen summers, to her cass-Now' ooy'' '''' WV
what is the root OF all evil
| small Boy-Woman'
| He (.ympathetically)-I am sorry 10 near HIN Wv
death OF your dog What the matter WIN In mn such
she~l am sure don't know. Poor tldo was '
a dear and we did set everything by nun; n,arvard
He.-wen, perhaps he ate some oil H'-"''
| Lsmpoon. III,
The ways of lovers sometimes hard 10 eAp',",.
Maine couple have been steadily courtlns eSon -
for thirty years. time enough certainly for u1u. ,
have arranged the details OF their marriage w.. 49,"
any hurry or confusion. And vet af'er a' >.
decided on the wedding suddenly that they 10" ~.
rou.o clergyman from bed the other night TO tie INV
| knot. a..
Street Car Conductor TO driver)-l wohaef WIN
| DC so