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Los Angeles herald., 1890-05-28
Safe. Sure and Speedy.

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ingredients which are exactly adapted to the
purpose for which plaster is required. They
are speedy in their action because their
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relieving pain and restoring the natural and
healthy performance of the functions of muscles,
nerves and skin.
Beware of limitations, and do not be deceived
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let no solicitation or explanation induce you to
accept a substitute.
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quick and certain relief.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-05-28

The HERALD Job Office is now better
prepared to turn out first-class job print
ing than ever. Give us call when in
need OF printing of any description.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-05-28
Highest Leavenng Power-U Govt Report Aug 1889
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ABSOLUTELY PURE

received from the members of the order
while here.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-05-28

Use Siddall's Yeast Cakes.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-05-28
M.HILTON WILLIAMS. MD.
ASTHMA

NJ. c. P. S. O.,
By His Hot Air Medicated IHhalations and his
COMPOUND OXYGEN TREATMENT.
Los Angeles herald., 1890-05-28

that terrible cough. Shilohs Cure is the
remedy for you For sale by C. F. Heinzeman
122 North Main street.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
MORE THAN he WANTED.
"Iyinr" Bob Has "a Terrible Expert.
ence, But Does Not Quit Lying.

oIyinc" Bob Has a Terrible Expert
ence, But Does Not Quit Lying.
We bad case Of smallpox in our
lower camp once, said the Colonel to
New York Tribune reporter, which
gave us a good deal Of trouble. You
see there were only six Of us, and we
did not want TO lose any more men than
possible We determined to send the
case 70 the upper camp, five miles
away but the problem which worried
us most was who should 60 along as
nurse.
Bob. the cook, was hard driuker,
ard as soon as he heard Of the case he
proceeded 20 drown his cares In
whisky lie was terribly frightened
al first. but the more he drank the more
Ciened he became to circumstances.
" h,n Bob was drinking he could
ltai env man Ia Colorado at Boosting
and leforc long he began TO declare
hat small poX had no terrors for him
lr fact, he bad nursed nineteen pa
liCtt at one time when every one else
ad deserted them lie had brought
q EN- safely through, too. In the end
be graveiv asserted that he couldn't
catch the small box, anyway, for he
had already had t.
Five Of the boys looked at me sig
ni6cantly, and | nodded my head We
bundled the sick man up carefully and
put him In a wagon. Two hours later
we had established hospital at theupper
camp, with the cook as chief surgeon,
physician and nurse. The cook, by the
way, was sleeping rs peacefully as a
child when we left the hospital
The next morning we heard wild
shouts and saw Bob tearing for the
lower camp, half dressed. We imme.
diately established a shotgun quaran-
tine
Hold up, Bob one of the boys
shouted. this camp is quarantined.
You can't come past the whistling post
But say pleaded the frightened
cook, that man has the smallpox.
Well you volunteered TO nurse
him.
"'I2 he screamed. incredulouslv.
Remember those nineteen patients
you nursed.
What nineteen patientsg
And then you know, you had It
yourself,
81 never saw case before, he
howlcd.
Can't help Il, You've started on
Il now and must keep Il up
I'VE chased him back from the post
and left some whisky aud provisions
for him on the ground. We told him
TO come down every evening at sun
down for a new supply, and VIC never
let him come near the camp
He used regularly TO come down
every evening and beg to be allowed to
come into camp, but the shotgun policy
was strictly maintained. Then he
would take up his whisky and provis-
ions ard shout out 10 us that he would
have tveTy one Of us hanged for de
libtIatC murder.
Did hC catch the smallpox? No, nor
did That experience cure him Of lying
ard maUging. He aftorward boastcd tn
I,iI,lc that he had nurscd us all. only
lCswCll,d cur number TO nine, for five
wt,ks without closing his eyes that he
!, dc Thirty miles twice week FOR mcdi
enc, ara looked after all the cattle be-
side"
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
BAD NEWS FOR THE TOOrHLESS.
The PiIce OF Faise Teeth Ia Likely to
be IioOsted

The PtIce OF False Teeth is Likely to
be boosted.
You would hardly believe IT, said
a dentist to a representative Of the Har-
rlsburg Pdtriot "but the manufacture
Of incandescent electric lights Is likely
TO increase the price Of false teeth. -
why. how Is thai?"
"Well, do you see that small wire run.
ming through the centre?' The dentists
use hundreds Of pounds Of that II Is
platinum wire and IL has always been
considered very expensive, aud nothing
can be had 10 ill the bill for the pur
pose IL Is used.
What is It used for, asked the
scribc2"
Why, have you never seen or no.
ticod those small pins in artificial teeth2
Well, they serve In fastening the teeth
to the plate, which Is made Of rubber,
and fits closely 10 the gums and roof of
mouth. This platinum wire Is the only
metal which will stand the great heat
The teeth are subjected to when made;
all other metal will melt, and on &C
count Of the great quantities the electric
light companies are compelled 20 use
the price has been terribly advanced
Why, l tell you three months ago We
could buy this platinum for s. 25 per
ounce, while at the present time Il IS
quoted OF S27 per ounce If such mat.
ttrs continue 10 exist people who use
artificial teeth will be compelled 10 pay
for them a very great advance In price,
as II Is being consumed now faster than
Il can be made.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
TRn cLEYER PAuPERS ClufHT.

Attempting 10 WORK an Ingenious
swindie, They rail.
Paris Disrrteh 70 ne London D1i'y Te'e1r7pb.
Sympathetic spectators gathered this
afternoon around young man who fell
down In front Of the Louvre, In what
appeared 60 be an epileptic seizure.
One Of the bystanders stepped forward
and proposed to carry the Invalid to a
chemists shop not far oil and another
offered 10 assist. The one who spoke
first took up the epileptics hat and,
throwing a siXpeuce into It, said to the
crowd II am a poor man myself, but,
II each one Of you did as / do, this
unfortunate creature would have some
thing 10 help TO relieve his suiIerings
lmpelled bv this generous example, the
crowd sbowered Coppers and small silver
into the hat until over ten shillings was
collected.
Great was their establishment when
two Constables walked up and seized
both the benevolent originator of the
aims collection and the epileptic suf-
fereT The latter, as soon AS he opened
his eyes and saw the policeman, forgot
he was an invalid and attempted to es-
cape They were both taken TO the
lock up, and were identified as two
well. known lazy mendicants named
Garnet and Desmarets. They had
enacted the same dodge successfully In
the Rue Saint Tonore during the fore
noon, the epileptic and his colleague on
that occasion fleeing the charitable TO
the extent of eight shillings The
chemists assistant. who relieved the
pretended sufferer I'm the Rue Saint
Honore, happened to pass the Louvre
while his second performance was go
ing on. Suspecting fraud, he told
the police, hence their arrest.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
WOMEN CAN'T BOX.
stul 1t IL Fashionable for Them TO
Make the Enort.
Hon ne Ner York EeenIng sun.

FtSin ne Nstr York EceBlHg sun.
One Of the things that II Is declared
fashionable for women to do nowadays
is to box. But boxing aud singing bass
are things not to be prcdicated Of the
average woman who might 90 on
taking lessons in the noble art until her
locks were white without developing
The least aptitude In hitting or warling.
For, you see, a woman cant box
This much she can do, she can put on
the gloves and learn to square of, and
she can stand up and pummol bag or
ball that Is obllging enough 10 hang
there and let itself be pummeled. But
when her els a ris developes a live force
Of iis own and manifests tendency TO
rummcl back, then the sum of her ac-
quirements are al an end.
For In the first place. she cant take
a blow from the 9 loves as a man does,
squaTely In the chest. Aside from
knocking the wind so completely out
of her body that she could never get Il
hack again. the chances are that Il
would break her collar bone. Aud In
the second place she couldn't ward or
fend from an ordinary blow without
danger of breaking her wrist or her
forearm.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
Festival at sohuetzsn PARK.

Schueizcn Park presented a lively
and brilliant scene last night on the oc.
Casion Of the annual festival for the
benefit Of the German Orphan Asylum
Association. There was very large
attendance, and the exhibition Of the
gufn Ncrcin Society was highly apprc-
ciatCd. There were bowling games at
which J A. Schuergen won the $40
prize for the greatest number OF ten
strikes. The following received the
target shooting prizes Henry Nickel,
first; Edward NJ, Koch, second Morris
V Entriss. third: Louis Keiller, fourth /:
Leon Adler, fifth; DR. +. Sellhauser,
sixth; August Haufam. seveuth J w
Lehman, eighth Jacob Appich, ninth
Henry Bleber, tenth II Springaguth,
eleventh Alexander Ebert, twelfth; NJ
kleinheine, thirtcenth; NJ. Schneider,
fourteenth The ladies also had target
shooting, but they received no prizes.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
Young Chrisiian Athletes.

A meeting Of the board Of directors Of
the Y. NJ c. A. was held last night in
The association parlors, President Cur
ley presiding The resignation Of As
slstant Secretary Dyre, who has become
general secretary of the Suffolk, Va.
association, was accepted. The salary
Of Professor Simms gymnasium In.
structOr, was increased, and arrange
ments made for enlarglng the gym
Basium apparatus Arrangements were
also made for an athletic field day on
the 22d. 10 take place at Capitol Park
There will be eight events, and medals
will be prepared for each winner, aud
also a medal for general excellence, IL
Is expected that about thirty contestants
will take part 10 Vie sports.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
Only a Drunkea Freak.

William BesdIe, al intelligent looking
and neat appearing man. was ia the Po-
lice Court this morning charged with
vsgIaucy, Officer Wagner aad Mrs
pIiCe. who but a short time ago was
charged with keeping a dis0rderIY
house on Madison street, testified
sgainsl him. Mrs. Price charged also
that Beadle had driven her horse aud
carriage away, but The officer said this
vas only a drunken freak aud Judge
Miller required him 70 give a bond
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
slabblpr q ne hFoEkhou.e.

BeDiamln Dun alias George 5milh,
had a lively quarrel Al the w0rkbouse
On Saturday with another Col0red IN
mate named William seymour during
which the former stabbed the latter
near the heart With a penknife. Had
the cut been an inch lover il would
have resulted fatally Yesterday after
noon Duff vas brought before Judge
Miller. charged Bith an assault. and
bound over 10 The grand jury 10 the sum
of 81 Geo
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
SOME SILLY HATS.
"MadEe" Tells of Girl who Liked
Her own Appearance

ah"hNEt AeAAH VI HANt =" NO AaAheu
Her own Appearance.
Some Of the sailor hats that girls and
women wear now are excruciatlngly
silly, says "Madgo" In London Truth
They are so small and are perched at
such ridiculous angle upon a hayrlck
Of hair that II the face beneath be a
large one the effect Is dellciously funny.
| saw a girl yesterday whose face was a
deep red all over, that on the large fat
checks being a triie deeper than the
rest. Her dark hair was piled up 50 as
TO form a sort of nest for the little glazed
sailor hat to sit on, the diminutive
size Of the headgear causing her cheeks
to look enormous. I wondered how
she could bear to look at herself In the
glass, but as she seized every opportu.
nifty Of studying her appearance In the
shop windows as she walked down the
hilly street, II Is quite certain that when
she views her own reflection she does
not sec hersclf as others see her.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
lodges Political Position

tFcHl ne SpTtHghstd Republican
The proper formula would be: La
dies and gentlemen, this Is the Hon.
Henry Cabot Lodge, who will now in
ucduce, explain aud, so far as possible,
defend his celebrated Force bill" This
y ould fairly describe The place ap-
pareully assigned Lodge in the campaign
pToeTamme This fall. It's a mean place to
put lin IN. 10 be sure, but then some
b. dy had % DO IT, and as the original
Gfeuse vas his, be must take the conse-
gueuCes
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
Hard 20 Please.

F4op. street ana sHt1's Good Mere,
ST. PeteT-Iou were a very. very
good little boy en- Garth, and now you
enter 10 your reward
Boy SplTit-Can / have a tin horn
and a drum and a horse lddles
oh, no, but you can have harp and
a crown
Il wish Ia been bad
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
A PATROL "NlGHTLlSER.
Evii-Doers by slight in the First Pre-
cFnet Can Ride

Evil-Doers by Night IN the First Pre-
cinct Can Ride
Last night for the first time, an all
night patrol wagon was placed on duty
by Lieutenant Amis at the First Pre-
cinct Station. In this precinct partlcu-
iarly there are frequent calls for a
wagon after midnight, and the officers
have occasionally had to carry persons
bodily to the station
The placing on duty OF the wagon In
the First Precinct is made as an ex-
pertinent and Major Moore entertains
the most sanguine hopes that It will be
satisfactory one. II so, all-night
wagons will be placed in the other pre-.
cincts Work on the municipal patrol
system at the Seventh Police Precinct
Is about ready to be tested, and the
same system will Immediately be con
structed in the Fifth, Seventh and
EIGHTH stations, and may eventually be
adopted in all Of the other precincts.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
FIGHTING ON A BRIDGE.
a scrap tn which Two Persons were
Eug

a Scrap tn which Two Persons Were
Cut.
About IL o'clock last night there was
cutting afIray on the Free Bridge 10
witch the participants were Sadie Hunt,
Kate Briscoc, William H. Harris aud
William Patsy. During the alteration
both Brisco and Patsy were cut with
pocket knife by Hunt The former
ter was cut In the back Tho injured
men were removed to the hospital, but
their injuries are not looked upon as
being serious.
Both Hunt and Harris were arrested
and locked up at the seventh Precinct
station, charged with assault with Intent
10 kill.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
eEeat LltlIs lea

some Of the greatest meu that ever lived
we're 81 smal stature aud iusiguiasaut al-
pearauCe Tie reader WiI readily recall
many instances Very small are Dr
Iierlls Pleasant PurgatiFs Pellets, bat
ull-fashloued ullIs, which are - liIauIE
h. swallow ana 81 harsh iu their action
Tie Pellets are gentle aud never cause
CuHsllI ration For liver stomach aHd
LlHeI derluglueHts tleg have 20 equal.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
Wauls De DsolsIoa Chaueed.

The answer Of Tie defendants Lieu
j. Williamson and Der husband Rich
ld Williamson 10 the ease 81 Mitchell
EeHz SIS Lieu Williamson, Richard
Williamson and John PIid4eau was
fled % lhG Equity lqur. 10 Jay They
ASK that he temporary iaiuncllou
granted the plaintiff and also bis bill gl
complaint Be discharged
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
A LAYER. Deserlntian-
Prom ne Eew YorL W,sHg

Miss Nugg-I don't see how II IS
your sister failed to find me at the sta
tioD. You said you would describe me
10 her.
Iafatuated Lover (who sees a good
deal more In Miss Nugg than other folks
can)-Yes, / told her 10 look for a
beautiful girl with the face Of Ma
donna and the form Of q sylph. It's
queer she missed you.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
1hs .PTofessorH Allowed 70 90.

William L Fitzgerald, a nice-appear-
ing man. who has been manipulating
The ivory KEYS at Martha Raper's place
on G street for year or more, had 10
answer 20 a charge Of yagrancy Ia the
Police Court. lie was standing In front
Of Hamilton saloon, waiting for some
money, when be was arrested By Officer
Sutton. The latter told Judge Miller
hat Fitzgerald had lOileTed about the
house mentioned all The time. Tue dc
itLGsnl said hat he was about starting
tuI Baltimore when arrested, and JUICE
Miller allowed him % 60 under a per
S. nal bond
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
w. II. Houehton = cos Immense
ReductfOua

Go and examine their lovely parlor suites
Six pieces for $50 Either in Cherry Of solid
Oak HALF price tCr all unreasonable goods
Such patterns of carpets that cannot be
duplicated az prices which will surprise
yCu Ask 20 be shown those Solid Oak Bed
room Suitcs pieces. for $40. Also their s23
pieces. Of solid OAK Bedroom suites
These suites are an DNrstEs, and Will uo
doubt. please the most fastidious purchaser
All orders for Wall pauering for the next
two weeks a. 25 per cent disC1uat no
W. III HorGur1S s. Co.'S,
12lSf230 F street northwest.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
The National safe Deposit Company,
Cor TOM 81. and N Y Avelne.

Storage for sgverware, Jewelry. Laces,
Fine Goods and valu3bles OF all kinds,
Charges moderate. Safe deposit boxes for
rent at the very lowest rates
The daily critic., 1890-09-09

Special tram Oh parlor ears and day
coaches will leave b. & r. station 7.l0 a.
m. on the nth for Niagara Falls. The rate
for the round trip is $40 and a stop OF Ia
either direction at Watkins Is permissible.
Tickets are good TO return any time within
ten DAYS
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
Not PosIsd. Or Ysry Loyal.
-. n. - -.

Tie Republicans Of the Fida Dis
uict iud9rsed Blaine aui Mckinley aud
Plumb and Reed and Iug4lls AS slrad
dlgIs The Republicans 0f The Fltlh
could give pointers % BaTuum India
rubber man.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
49,. m.ln.

Hu. 3 EsIos s Soothing syrup should
aIaass b. used Tor children taathiag It
a. pan, cures aiud cole, and e 8 tha laaG
1sEasag q aiaErhaaa. -. 8 bottle
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
a Questlon of Position

Prom ths PhHl1alahi1 IlaasF,
When cur side wins az the ball9t-boZ
IT'S triumph for night aud God,
When The other side wlus it's a victory
gained
Ey blCedsaed, f1Tea aud fraud.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09

a TOURIST agent ana chaper1u Hlll take
good laFe uf Bll hose 30 lhe excursion 81
Niagara Ealia Fla Pauusy yiFauia Railroad
% Thursday che lth- Rate IS SO FOR the
round nip ana FQu gan stop 81 Watkins ~
glEleE 1Lel1igG.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
An Unu-uaI Circumstance,
Ff9a ~ AHphls DfHaefzt

Uncle Joe Cauugn made another
speech IN Congress yesterday without
running lLe ladies 0ul Of The gallery
Uncle J6e deserves great credit for
tLis
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
Sick Headache

rs a complaint from which many suffer
and few are entirely free. Its cause
is Indigestion and a sluggish liver, the
cure for which is readily found in the
use Of Ayers Pills.
81 have found that for sick headache,
caused By "a disordered condition OF the
stomach, Ayers Pills are the most re-
liable remedy. Samuel Z. Bradburni
W0rthingt0n, Mass.
"After the use Of Ayers Pills for
many years. in my practice and family,
1 am justified in saying that they are an
excellent cathartic and liver medicine
sustaining all the claims made for them.
w. A. Westfall, NJ. d. V. Z, Austin
4 n. W Railway Co., Burnet, Texas
ayers Pills are the best medicine
known to me for regulating the bowels,
and for all diseases caused by dis
ordered stomach and liver / suffered
for over three years from headache, IN
digestion aud constipation. had no
annette and was weak and nervous
most of the time. By using three boxes
ID Ayers Pills, and at the same time
dieting myself, was completely cured
Philip Lockwood Topeka, kansas.
Il was troubled for years with indi-
gestion. constipation, and headache, A
few boxes Of Ayers Pills, used IN sllaA
daily doses, restored me % health.
They are prompt aud effective. ~ " IL.
Str0ut, Me4dyiles "a.
The daily critic., 1890-09-09
THE DAILY CRITIC
OTrY sPFOTAIs.
Ruddcn's New Fal Goods

John Rudden, the pioneer instailmcnt man,
centrally located az go and 9}2 seventh street
northwest has lust returned from the east
elm markets with an immentc supply pl all
Kinds of housekeeping goods. carpets stoves,
rugs, etc. You can furnish your house from
cellar To- garrct, at Tins store with cash
rrtces, on the installment plan.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1890-06-05
Chicago & North Western Railway

D. A. MAHONEY. P. M.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1890-06-05
The Original of Fauntleroy.

Mrs. Frances Hodgson Burnett, in
reply to the charge that she derived
Little Lord Fauntleroy'' from Miss
Winthrop's "Wilfred," says: There
is one person to whom I am slavishly
indebted Tor all that Fauntleroy is; but
for that person the book never would
and never could have been written.
When it occurred to me to write it he
was small man of seven, with the
sunniest, sweetest nature that ever
made brighter a little fellows beauty.
There is not speech of Fauntleroy's
which is not plagiarism of his quaint
ness. He had an English mother whom
it was his pretty habit to call Dearest,
and he had been born and had lived in
America. Every day he I'M
consciously wrote Fauntlerov for me"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1890-06-05
Sold by a Chinaman.

The mimetic skill of the Chinaman is
proverbial.
So that when few days ago Fo Chi
Lo set in the window of his Ninth street
curiosity shop box filled with artificial
flies, there was only an increase to the
already prevalent wonder. Those flies
were marvels of initiative ingenuity
big, fat, blue-bottles true to life in every
semblance of the genuine. even to the
reproduction of the delicate down upon
the legs and the irridescent sheen of the
wings.
Colonel Joe Love. of Chicago is
famous among his friends as lover of
the manual arts and the ingenious
crafts, and in passing the shops of Fo
Chi Lo, one day last week, his interest
was aroused in the flies. He bought
one, cheerfully paying the 81 de-
manded.
The fly was nestled in cotton and
placed in a small jewelry-box by the
Chinaman, and delivered with every in
junction to the Colonel not to break it.
Colonel Love dined at Welcker's that
evening, and during the coffee struck
off into the general subject of initiative
art and the skill of the Chinese in par
ticular. Then, to illustrate the point.
he drew from the snug recess of his
pocket the box containing the fly. His
three fellow-diners closed about him.
He lifted the lid, parted the warm cot
ton and revealed the fly, which, with
struggle of legs and futter of wings
to the Coloners unbounded astonish-
ment, hoped out and flew away. The
laugh at his expense was uproarious,
and he cheerfully paid for the dinners
as the price of the company's silence.
In small circle of friends, however. he
will be asked to the end of time
whether he has had any recent obser-
vations of Chinese ingenuity, or has
paid dollar to thaw out any more
frost-bitten flies. Chicago Journal.