The Opelousas courier., 1890-11-15
HUMoR OF II DAT.


HUMOR OF THE DAY.
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TEXAS Sytings.
If the boys d" not kiss the misses, then
the girls will miss the kisses Bingham.
TOE Ls0dSr.
Americans want no King, but on a hot
day they like TO have the clouds rain over
them.-G Columbus Dispatch.
A Texas debating society recently had
for a subject, SIS It proper to sound the
Fin doFga"-Tesas sy5sngs.
Tramp-tsSay, mum, your dog bit
me-" Lady-"Well, never mind, I'll
wash his mouth. Good News.
Folks as have no mind TO be o. use
have ailays the luck tx DO out o. the
road when there's anything to be done.
Greene-sHe can lick you, can't hsa''
Br5ton--nHea Why, he couldn't wake
me up in fifteen minutes with a clubi'-.
Chatter.
Mrs. Youngwife-"Did yon ever try
any of my biscuits, Judgei" Judge
"No, I never did but ! dare say they de-
serve it,"
Two periods.-Before Marriage:
"Why so p%ensive, dearest2' After mar
riage-HMhy 50 expensive, Mrs. Jonesl"
-Backet.
Dsbtor-aI want to pay that little
bill Of yours Creditor-sAll right,
my dear boy" Debtor-'But / can't"
Beacon.
ttGive every man his dew" remarked
ths nocturnal atmosphere as it soaked the
tattered garments of the tramp.-W ashs
ingtoB HGtcher.
"They say fogs are detrimental to to-
matoss." .sTney are. had about eight
bushels OF them stolen one foggy night
by tramps. a-Basor.
Mr.. Borruvit--a1 wish you would
help me out . little today Mr.. Busy
with pleasure. I'll hold open the
o or.'-Nep York Weekly.
Citizen fagitatcdly)-"What a writ
for me9 Why, God bless usi" Consta-
bic (stol;dlyl-"Nop. Wrong again.
Mandanus --Amerscan Grocer.
81 don't mind the pitfalls of life" he
said, as he rubbed his head ruefully and
picked himself up, sbut these banana.
skin falls II kill ms yet.".-Basor.
Whether Miss Willing, of Philadsl.
phia, is to marry Millionaire John Jacob
willing.-LouisriM Gonrier-Journed.
He only shaved clean once d week,
And wnen be died his widow bought
a cactus plant and Kissed It or;
na@ 80 ~ = MpAaadefnbia 5irae..
r,1ohson-stpoor NJ. T,,fstaxe, IA
YOU know how she happened to lose all
her moneyao Dumpsey-aYes; she took
three .awyers ii To board .n-BurIiagton
Fyss Pres.
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quarter 70 give % 2 poof lalie lnan. e
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inc Weight" Soy es ~. oaa
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ma'am.
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you not give me paal y ola p =.
Lady-sNny, nose you lave =. -
quite new yet: sgga " z $3.50 1870.
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