The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1890-03-13

cnlus, or other throat or lung trou-
bles attack you, don't delay getting
the "Discovery."
The electrician is good soldier.
lie knows how to charge a battery.
Mama, if you had three twins
what would you call them-troub-
lets" Eyes, dear, think would.
AS Adam remarked to Eve as
they sat outside the garden gate !:
We've had an unusually early fall,
have We not %
A Boston genius has discovered
a'sure means Of preventing boilers
exploding. His plan is to keep the
water in them cool.
When musicians need "a tuning
fork for their instruments, why
don't they use pitchfork =? 1t
ought to be just the same.
Wishing happiness for another
will not make him happy. The
wish must be enforced by loving
words and kind deeds.
The champion modest woman has
been heard from. She always re-
tires to her boulder when she de-
sires to change her mind.
We know men who insist at every
point upon beating their way
through life, but we observe that
they all draw the line at carpet.
If you reel "out of Sorts cross and
peevish-take DR.. J. e. McLean's Sa1sa>
parilla; chserfulnsss will return and life
will acquire new zest. =
Some mems affairs don't get
Strengthened oHt until about the
same time they do themselves.
The blood must be pure for the BODY to
be in perfect condition, DrJ. 81. McLean's
Sarsaparilla makes pure blood and imparts
the rich bloom of health and vigor to the
whole body.
A politician is supposed to see
his palmiest days when he is Gin the
hands of his friends.
If you are suffering with weak or infam.
ed eyes, or granulated eyelids, you can be
cured by using DR.. j. h. McLean's
Strengthening Eye Salve
In some places corn is known as
fodder. We presume thismust be
the popcorn.
II you are ell run down-have no
strength, no energy, and feel very tired all
the time-take Dr..J. II. McLean's Sarsa.
parilla twill impsrt strength and vitali-
ty to your system.
Hush-money, when used, is more
apt than any other money to make
a noise.
Children who are troubled with worms
may be quickly relieved by giving them
DR.. j. II McLean's Liquid Vermituge. 1t
kills and expels worms.
When the barber talks too much
his stories are generally illustrated
with cuts.
Don't irrltate your lungs with stubborn
cough when pleasant and effective rene
dy may be found in DR.. j. H. McLean's
Tar Wine Lung Balm
1t is the woman who loves to hear
herself talk who ought SO invest in
a photograph.
1T goes right to the spot" said an old
man, who was rubbing in DR. j. II Nc
cans Volcanic Oil Liniment TO relieve
rheumatism.
The easiest way for good wife
to get along pleasantly is to practice
what her husband breaches.
For rheumatic and neuralglc pains, rub
in Dr. j. Il. McLean's Volcanic Oil Lini
ment, and take DR. j. H. McLsan's Sarsa
parilIa. You will not suffer long, but will
be gratifed with speedy and effecti We
cure.
Two hearts that beat as one-An
clipping pair who leave the confding
woman's husband without a cent.
The circulation of the blood-quickened
and enriched-bears lite and energy to
every portion ofthe body; appetite returns
the hour of rest brings with it sound res
ponse. This can be secured by taking Dr.
j. II. McLean's Sarsaparilla.
The man who is most ready to
give advice is the one who received
a great deal that he tailed to use.
The quality of the blood depends much
upon good or bad DIGESTION and assimila-
ton. To make the blood rich in lite and
strengthening constituents use DR.. j. II.
Mclean Sarsaparilla Il will flourish the
properties of the blood, from which the ele-
ments OF vitality are drawn.
Mrs Llttldn Gas her husband . a.