, 1890-01-30
CURI,EST NOEEs,i

and so let it alone" "Tho drinklngP"
NO, the working. '-I'liege BlHttcr.
Mrs. Fangle-rhis Russian influenza
is very contagious, Is /, not2 FInglc-
Yes, even detective could catch it,
Life.
lrate lIousowifc--You' realways break
ing something. Scryant-Suro but |
air. tried II on your record for fault
fnding,- Rome Sentinel.
Bronson Sec here, Cad cy, did You
tell Smlthers | was the meanest white
man that ever lived? Cudley-No,
didn't draw tile color line--New ! ork
Sun.
Toledo Commercial: The poet says
that ITS love which makes tho world
20 round,' 1t also makes tho young
man go round' quite frequently sun
day nights.
New York Herald: "You know what
fashion Miss Gnawlcds ~ has -, quot
ing proverbs vt all timosF' "N Us. ~
'Wcll, last night as rema rkcd about
midnight that l must so, she looked at
the clock and murmured, Better late
than newer"
Toledo Blade; "And what do you do,
johnnie, with all the pennies tlut arc
given yOuP' 80, save 'om up
That's right, AMI Whist do you cH.
pcct To do with all tie money you save2
80, when | gets enough / u 20 and be a
senator from OHIO
Smith-"That was a very interesting
lecture of yours ON the Culaconib.. Did
you write 1t while you were in Rome, or
after you returned honrH' on, no,
wrote 1t before | went. Wanted TO get i;
Otl my mind, you know. 20 that when |
got abroad I'd have nothing tn do but
enjoy myself. boston Transcript,
Fashionable Pastor--"I t-ust. madam,
that while you are suffering from tui-
influenza your conscience Il at rSstY''
Fashionable Pieti-t-'l.ntirly, | have
vigorously performed all my religious
duties, and WAS just executing the last
when you Came.' Fashionable Pastor
-"Ah, what was THAR Fashionable
Pietist-'l bought a box for the charity
ball. New YORK Truln,
"Ic have me sympathy, Mrs Sulli-
VIM "Fhat flr, Mr. O.llIicn2" "Nour
Bereavement. It's in uarnin' costume ye
air, | see Sure an' It's in ulvcnin'
costoom Dim In. It's me Aight out.
Me missus was aither disCardin' hei
wades an 1t wasn't the loi kc q me to
refuse sich q garuint, con sidcrlu' the
missus suCsaydid in obtaining "A new
hushin' a.wcarin' of 'em, Harper 4,
Weekly.
\ church fair phcnomcnon-Ihe
longer IA man stays thc shorter Lac gets.
Rome Sentinel.
We suppose it is To King GOmbrnus
to whom we hear occasional references
Us 'his royal jass, '-Dinghumtou
Lender
a writer tells how 20 sponge "a shiny
coat. II he will tell how to sponge q
brand new coat he viii attract more at.
tention. Texas Siltings,
I.arkin-Ilere's tho biggest English
syndicate yet. Ga2zau-W hat does il
propose to buy2 Larkin-rhe Niagara
hackmen. -liarper's Bazaar.
There IS hope In the future for every
man. Even for the youth with pair OF
tight shoes on there Is the blis-hl p-os
peot OF bedtime.- Merchant Traveller.
The long haired men who are of the
sanctidcd faith must admit that person.
al cleanliness makes better men than
/ perfect holiness. New Orleans Picayune
Shc-"You ARE very kind to invite me
to so slcighing but-did your horse cyoi
run nwav?" Hc.-"OftcH. You SOC,
I am careless about horses. and often let
the rens fall to the bot tom Of the sleigh
aud drive with my feet She--"Ill 70"
New York Wcckly.
~ hope you will not waste that on tho
saloons, said Temperance philanthro-
pisi. giving quarter to poor tramp.
| III won't. sir. I WON'T he replied. with
tears in his eyes. "Nhen yc got this
much money bay my liquor at whole.
sale. Washington star.
New York Herald: Johnny Nam
ma. what's the use of keeping tho Will
| YOU use ON me behind thc motto. God
| iless nur home P' Nlunma-"lan You
suggest better placcY' johnny y-"Ycs
put 1t behind the motto, IL need Thee
every huur"
Texas Sinlngs; Vl-Itor-"Ah, you
have q family album, | sec" Lady
"Wcn. yes, suppose yon might call il
| n mmily album. II contains the pho
togrtphs Of my deceased husbands
/ That large volume on the other table Il
my divorces, bound IN moroccO.
Tcrra IIaute Express; Mr. Long
yarms-"say, wickwirc, have you hear
thc latcstg' Wickwire (resigncdlyl-
/ NO" Mr. longyH ms Wei, it- Til
way htchoo! AtchOol Atcheho'
, Wickwirs -"Bv George that's pre- :
good III spriug THAI ON my wiio whrr
| get home. Inttlihs good imitation
too, Longyarns.'
Father Ito editorl-''l would like yol
to give my son u chance in your print
Ing Office Editor What can the bO,
do2" Father Mt first Ii,
couldn't do anything more than cdi
your paper and 'nEe General charge q
the mechanical department, but late
on, when he learns sense, he'll bc handy
TO have around To- wash windows, keeI
hmp.Chimnoys clean, and silt ashes. -
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