Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-01-20
ALL SORTS.

Jaggs: GIVE got good one" Bagg "Keep
it, my boy. keep it, Don't spoil it by telling it in
your inimitable way
The great popularity of Ayers Pills as ca
thartc is due less to their promptness and efica
cy than to their coating of sugar and freedom from
any injurious effects. Children take them readily
See Ayers Almanac for this year, just out
GLOW are you succeeding, Mr.. Hornblower, in
your work in the West?" Rev. MIR. Hornbower:
'Magnifcently. There's a great awakening at the
close of every Sermon"
The usual treatment of catarrh is very unsatls-
factory, as thousands of despairing pa tents can
testify. a trustworthy medical writer says:
"Proper local treatment is positively necessary to
success, but most of the remedies in general use
by physicians afford but temporary benefit. A
cannot be expected from snuffs, powders,
douches and Washes Ely's Cream Balm is
remedy which combines the important requisites
ofquick action, specific curative power with per-
feet safety and pleasantness to the patient
Everything that is nice in this world grows on
the other side of barbed wire fence.
INTERESTED PEoPLE.-Advertising patent med
cine in the peculiar way in which the proprietor
OF Kemp's Balsam for Conghs and Colds does is
indeed wonderful. He athorizes all druggists to
give those who call for it sample bottle free, that
they may try it before purchasing. The large bot
les are 50cc and Sl.O0. We advise trial. 1t may
save you free from consumption.
If your heart is larger than your head you inJure
yourself aud if your head is larger than your heart
you injure your neighbors.
1t is foolish to send for the doctor every time you
don't feel just right. My doctors bill for years
a hundred dollars a year, which made
pretty big hole in my wages For the past two
years, only spent ten dollars, with which bought
a dozen bottles of Sulphur Bitters and health has
been in my family since using them.-Robert John
son, machinist.
This is the season of the year when the sluggard
who did not take the proverb makers advice,
and go to the ant in the spring. has to go to his
uncle.
DRUNKENNEss-LIQUoR HABTT.-In all the world
there i but cure. DR.. Haines' Golden Specihc
1t can be given III cup OF tea or coffee without te
knowledge OF the person taking it, effectng speedy
and permanent cure, whether the patient Is 4 mod
crate drinker alcoholic wreck. Thousands OF
dTunkards have been cured who have taken the
Golden Specific in their coffee without their knowl
edge aud to-day believe hey quit drinking of their
/ free will No harmful effect results from its
1 administration Cures guaranteed send Tor cir
cular and full particulars. Address in confidence,
Golden Specific Co.. 155 Race Street, Cincinnati, o.
A craveler says that 'sin Ukraine, Russia, girl
i does all the counting" We saw woman
from that country. If there any counting
done, she'd just have to do it.
DIABErEs.-Dr. Flint's Remedy. when taken in
cases Of diahct,.s vii show is curative effects in
the ,liiuiauriou Of tie of urine il the
at on Of lormal spi etic sn'. in iilr api-lIncui
Of pain. be.rrpriye if,a.ls, ailf eurh i'nri't =
address MacA Drug lu.. x. !, SolI Al druggists.