Telegram-herald., 1890-11-11

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51E ~ aheat Is then - weala ave
sllouraed sb- great 0oty x oEaLors And
smart Alscks f1r bea Or r~elxe years
Eat sozlah0s thls oaeitL city ls anra-
durzbly iad With0ut CA sI1sats u lAs
senate ansl A.yuse. The big Capsfoi l.
zreaL All magnificent cave 4 gt0ola zad
slionce. The noteI y3toies are pgaetIcSly
desss1s.t. ana even the 5ridse aud gro0nls
f1f saich W sshiagton k1seis are n9sed
a. aot make up for ths absence II the
statesmen. The clubs ars taA, and Ehe
r-staarsnts and cafes positively op-
pressiFe ID tAeir ezaptInsss.
over ~ tie hotel owned by sAs vice
PRESIDENT, uasro daring ths eoa<fes-
aunal .eason o1s may az any monaenE
r,ln upon hAif doEen or more ulsR II
national IT. pgta-ion, and 40 end II smaller
fry, two OF three lonely wsissEs nov
siCoze while hooking for the yaests that
never os rarely coma Hackmen sloep
az day "a lAsir boxes AID Iaost Of the
night. because the statesmen are not
hers T. STIR theta up. Even the saloons
A. aun and uniav ting for what Is the
inllucemeut % a rnaa ~ 50 oas and take
= drink " heu the senators and repre-
senranves are rot 10 be found pr4ctioing
before the bar Ia the good 0li Way' Our
friends. the statesmen, bore Us AZ times,
a. be sure. with their long speeches and
their ineGabl8 c0nceit and persistent
selashness. bat they also amuse Is and
give a. somctking ID gossip about, and
We cannot i've without them II they
III bus return all viii be forgiven.
Id would be q pleasure even - see that
northern senator who lives within that
handsome frams II bis with al the
haughtness OF a prince IN his eastle-a
senator who IS 50 unfortunate as TO De
the most thoroughly disAksd man IN al
congreas- BE Is really az heart pretty
good fellow, sut an inordinate vanity
and few unlacky rnannsrisIns have
caused him - 30 generally dstested-
THIS n the senator about whom the fol-
loving story Is told: Last winter all the
representatives, OF mas party nom bis
state chanced - meet at a dinner. They
fel 10 talking OF tbeir senator's What
do you think OF senator Blanky asked
one. Il think him an iRternal ass, 4" was
she reply. and with this every member
OF the party, ons alone excepted, has
tened - express agreement. Il cant In
dorse that" said one gentleman; that
il. not all of It. agree that Senator
Blank is an ass. but he s not an internal
as. He h An ethereal ass-an ass who
sails abOut N the blue empyrean Of his
self love- We are lonely in Washing
ton. and even this senator would be wei
coined back with gennins nthusiasIn-
And there is the senator who gets
drunk and ugly Tuesdays, Thursdays
aad Saturdays In The Afternoons. We
shonld be dshghted 70 see him, particu-
larly 90 Noadays. Wednesdays and Fri
days. When sober b Is y good deal VI
a Gentleman, BAT wken drunk or mean
descent-for be Dev~r boils over or blazes
out, lat SIMPLY gets red and quietly
sassy-he Is one Of the most uncornforta-
bis men In Washington b run up agairtst.
was 80 urforeunate Is 10 be compel ed
% call on him on one Of his tri-V eekly
local option days. he was sitting at his
own table, trying 20 eat his dinner. The
rlsnbers q his family were about him
lie meant " be polite to me, and asked
me 70 step into the dining room. He at
tempted TO rise from his chair 10 shake
hands. but lost Iis balance and fell back
heavily He did his best TO talk to me,
bat Was unable to xrticulate inteligibly.
Before could find q pretext with which
20 close the painful scene the converse
ton came - an end in sn unexpected
manner. The senator was asleep with
his vhislrsrs Ia the souPi
You may think this fairy tale, but
Assure yoa it Is not. | wouldn't speak
Of it now bot for the yearning which W.
IN Washington have for our old frionds.
Even the senator who feH asleep and
bathed his whiskeTs In the soup VIII o.
forgiven If he wiz only return.
So Il = with that senator who never
PAYS his debts when by any possibility
be can escape doing 40, and that senator
whose delight II i - get a numbsr OF
hss colleagues IN a carriage with him
and drive thom from saloon - saloOr
al All sre pretty wen ''c0rked up" II
IL very lonesome 10 Washington jusi
now. and forgiveness l. extended 70 him
and 90 the1n also.
There Is cur old friend Toe Brown. oi
tfecrxia. R1mor bns it THAI he is com
in oack % Washington. where be ha,
not teeu seon for more than a year Hs
VIII be welcome. even II be does dxiv,
that same old ricketv carriage and spa
vine,l horse which he formerly KEEP
hero. That turnout VS. known as ''Io-
Browns Bi Maria. from the resefu
blsnce between the vahicle and the pris
ou van used BY the police derartment
If large cities Uncle Joe Brown Is sew
eral times a millionaire. but he keep.
tho nccrsst horse and carriage In Wash
frxton when be = here e. keep ons a
all The oldest thing aboat Il is tha
ks ~ ashinEton eQalpe is an sxsct "a
prcd1cnon < the sguipses which h
drives Era Atlanta It woald take An ex
pert s0 tan taeFa apsrt. There u thu
STRIKING difference between them. how
evr--shs ~ kept in Atlanta y Uuci.
Ioe's own. while she one 7sed here
rents~i at SD much rer month. What th'
price Is a. not know. hut I wiz yentur'
the pr~iiction thas she hTsrv man does
rsf Tst ri-h 90 u that contract Uncis
Joe - ons ~ the incest old fellows ia th.
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