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ENTHUs1Asr1o cRoss-coUN1RY 1ADs.
All OF the Crack Teams in this Vicinity
Have Lively Runs.

All the crosscountry teams enjoyed their regular
weekly oross-country runs yesterday and some good
work was exhibited Quite . number Of spectators
At the grounds Of the Prospect Hsrriers Flat
bush WHOM Capt Jack Lloyd started out with
for the regular weekly Of the country
champions Of America A. A. AcAusland and Capt
Lloyd the trail layers selected eiEhtmils stretch
Of the stfest country In tho vicinity An exciting
nnsh the result Thirty four athletes started W.
Aneids won the slow pack honorA while Frank Kuhlks
won the fast PACK run Time SO minutes i.l seeonda
About thirty athstss took part in tho weekly road
run Of tho Acorn Athletic Association at Bay Ridge.
Gaps JACK Nolan led shs pack over the ssyemm,ls
Eor. Ismilson snS return: ): Case Won .ns run IN,
s': :ns ;fcsS 4%s
@ sD e .;9sss sT:!
SEC @ s ss TssS s."!s
Se.eh R.iio.d Tssks Alter : spirited. run Frsnf
~. X :sss saa sa
ssa ss e.
read on: e .hs es'; race Of hs
e:s: .Sd John nay
az MIN Ssa
g.1 ss sas: %
~ y sssSa: h; S Ssses1
Capt fhp Brady ed the Erids. Athisto CLUB Hss:
o' fs % s.
the stArt
scene OF . most interesting race II was tho weekly
country Of tho Monroe and Centurion Athletic
Clubs held over an eighth stretch OF country
Thirty -four men took rart in the race James A.
Blanchard. Centurion A O won with Edward Riggs
Monroe 4. C. very close second and william V. bud
ertion Monroe A C.. third 1ima 90 minutes 23a
seconda
The Star Pastime. National New Jersey American
BROOKLYN and Standard Athletic Clubs also no d we'll
at.sndsd runs during the day over their club
country run from Ravenswond About forty athletes
from various clubs participated. The run n proved
very exciting with Peter Gordon winning by four
yards from Thomas Burke who was fifteen Yards ahead
Of James Rooney. Time 4eila They hold run from
Ths Xlierton Athletic iub held their regular weekly
oross count y run yesterday over the Fort George
course Of sii miles Team Captain Joseph Higgins set
the pace With twenty mrmberS STARTING and finished iu
the following order. Edward Ludwig hrst James iig
gins. sscondI u. Eschcnlau"r third; Nowak fourth;
II stooka nth. Time. u minutes = 35 tecondx Tho
club viii have run for members only Thanksgiving
TO the nrxt i've members finishing
Athletic Club was enjoyed yesterday by a pack OF
twenty harrsra who traversed the Reid -Mamlok
course ~ smart clip Adee and Pfeher were the hrst
nnish ssvers Of the New Jersey A. C. runners took
part in the mn Which was highly eni"yed The Amsri
real old fashioned THANKSGIVING dinner Will be de-.
molishOd SftSrWArd
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The Great Billiard Mate h.

Speculation Il rife to tho outcome Of the great
balk.ns billiard game between tho two mastera slos
and schaefer which will be played ono week from
tonight At ChickeruE Hall schaefer continues to rule
favorits In tho betting but sossons nne play has
won him many admirers, Billy Hayes the Boston pool
roomkeeper. met Dick Roche. schsefer's backer in
the corridor Of the 81 James Hotel last night Hayes
offered S4V, to Sn thai Sosson would defeat Schsefer
Roche Immediately accepted the wager tho money
wa. posted With Jact hcArline. who happened TO be
ssrIy yssterdsy sernoon avsra:ns II He /. stili
suffering from his severe cod and says that tax
all inclination to play away from him
slosson h!R run WAS the chief subject OF conyersa
tton In billiard circles yesterday. and Tho ority OF
bets mado were at money The student p'ayed Ms
regulation 90 point gam last evening having Arthur
Townsend as his opp Eoss0n played nno her lin,
game. and is evidently in his best form Tho score fol
lows: ~
slosson2o. O. 1871, ILL., b. 2s I59 !. g. 7s 81 u, o5
-Sal ~
Avsrage--57l1.
Iosnssnd.o o2aLse,o1I.L%o Ola a7-si.
Slosson grand average for a. 200 points 10 BsH
Bchaefer's grand average Tor 2.44l points 10 IssE
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On Saturday afternoon ~ Prospect Park. tho second
team Of stevens folio cd the pie set by III
nrst In !hs mernins and defeated the vicors o
Wet aufsr made th. touch downs for the winners and
Wetsufsr Kicked the goals Gordon. stresI and Vic.
tor did excellent service. Scores Stevens ~; VIC
tors. u
Though the oonstitution of the & A. L. was revised
at Iss last meeting the league is without onicsra
Esssrs Wnsats aud Gels having resigned their POSI-.
tions as Treasurer and secretary respectively. Tho
decreases arrive :. no choice for President Gels
pstItUrs for that once meeting to bresh the dead
lock 10 called for to morrow but there 70 li!te ksli-
training hard for the THANKSGIVING game and
cordiney 10th to SPARE time from practics All the
delegAtss are team men
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Til. u.,on Club. Exhibition.

ship games OF the Union Athletic Club Of Brooklyn
held Saturday night in their gymnasium. majority of
the members OF the club are members Of plymouth
Church aud number nf ths conRreg ,tiou were
estsd spectator. d the com ettons
Tho rum ng high jump was by John Flood with
Il nchos) an actual Jump Of feet siDshsa THIS hat
mite won by Whitley ta' yArds, lime
broad Jun p,sttnes s tss, - inches: The one NILS
u. scconds William Mccarthy, y, A, c. and Larry
Ryrr srook,yn hariisrs gave clever exhibition ot
sIarrng Robert hitey was credited with ~ pnnts;
Lonn tlood $. WiiSm Mo- art!y .; findsy. -
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Base Hall Notes.

Nne Duny. the ex.Nswark catcher says he has quis
the ball nsld for good.
Ksefe 4 Becannon have q OOO worth OF stook OF
Players League base balls on hand
Manager McGunnigls will probably not have chsree
Of the brooklyn (N. l., Club next season
The Atlantic Association will have m eeting a. soon
~ all Of tho difficulties n base ball are settled
Manager Kelly hiss secured the Long Island Rrounds
for next season and will mako all necessary fopairS
The Cuban Giants have been engaged 10 play Oh the
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FyLEMAKER REaA1Ns HIS LAuRE1s.
Tho Mig Canadian Geidiue Clears Z Feet
La luches.

CHICAGO. Nov. 23.-Filemaker's feat Of jump
ing feet AZ inches at tho Fat Stock show yes
tsrday was fitting wind-up to the exhibition.
and tho old horse retires into winter quarters
as the champion high jumper of 1890. having
beaten Roseberry's record by three quarters
OF an inch.
Alter one or two little jumps the bar was put
mp to feet, and the old horse flew 1t In great
style Then tho bar was raised to 7 feet AZ
then advanced a few yards, and. without any
FbeS VII Without sny xsrnins snd VIE
only about. fifteen yards run be made a
dash for the rails. Straight up to the
bars hs eelloped. gathered himself and. with
coming down with such q thud that the boards
ut the bottom Of the rails were shaken out
The old borse stood quiet as q lamb and turr-
cd his head round to look at the big Jump.
while Potter inwardly congratulated himself
that he vas over.
The rails were carefully measured by Iafay-
cite Funk. President Of the State Board Of Ae-
rtculture. and John Virgin. superintendent. OF
certihcste to the effect that the height was
ssven feet two and q half inches and that the
jump was fairly made.
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Tho standing Of the clubs IN the Arlington tourna-
mcut OF Brooklyn to date ID - fonowsi

A. the series Of eams IN the Brooklyn National Tour
nAment progresses the interest In the contests
Up to date the MonroN Reoreation, and EAmsle.s
while the South raw Club which Z looked upon = q .
won none lost TO- its credit The standing Of the
cln ~ Ia aho wu hv tha folio WfD
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wheeling.

Tne Century whselmsn win hold smoker this even.
ing
The sushon-tired bicycle IA being put upon the mar.
ket and Is me.tng with favor for road use.
The BROOKLYN Bicycle Club will hold their regular
monthly reception al their club house on bee IN
TIE Hudson County whcelmen held their hri smoker
saturday evening tAs.r club hOusr Jersey City
heighs Good Ialent having been secured by the club
an enjoy able evening was passed
Ths Long Island wh-elmsn held bsneust At tho
clarendon HOisl Saturday evening 90 celebrate the
eighth anniversary OF the club coyers wsre laid for
y. Lascomb. Mr. SASre. and other PTeDinsat men
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SKILL 1nrUmpBs IN nASDBALL.
The First Match Game Played Under the
Revised Rulss.

The revised Famo OF handbaii has come to stay 1hat
was the unanimous verdict OF thoee who witnessed the
hrst practical illustration Of the new rules As displayed
IN match game at Phi Caseys court IN BROOKLYN be-
tween Patrick Barrett OF New York ana Lawrence
fordo of Brooklyn. The contest was the rst series OF
thirteen Rames ana It took Just two hours to comp'eN
She ssriea During that time there was not an IDLE mo
mont for either player twas all play from the mo-
ment they started until they left the court veterans
who have seen ali the important games for the last
thirty ysars the contest as being one OF the
most interesting that they had ever seen Young msn
whoee knowledge Of the game hes been very limited
Il y S IT
sp..s % time ana e.nts.,sSt. hsm.sys: ,,ss Ssc
s. s %: $
phy snGn ss%s sHSo
parallel line about four feet from the ace Inc vas
sss.a 10 % :,sHS @s,n ny. is%i:,sos .p.s. :.rsiss
in' s: s:vns ss, n. s. .s S o.
Sa,; MIN Snv
81. play and ,hst n ,hs !s., game .hsI Ford: I
;sSSS ,oss. q s.;s =:
:: a: new m. was sh. m.,..d on me soos and A.
s.sss s. aoafd H 'aaT rsras =.
sss: X III.
for ii. hns .apPsarance and SsntiemAnly Gsmssnor
ili:.ds n srss s' ne Ssrd
& iisss sas @ ens ysr: s III 2pe.'.ns .Sps es
S" y $s s,s q ass
sss
''aa
s S:r h. S.sn n s %
i%s W. ss. ss .s' s..s 'Gs
.sn e s be s I .ns I
p:sins .Rs1s @ could a Be . .s!s 1Ss % fo
were playsdi
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The B.neat R.nl,..d s4ss.ao

me committee entrusted with tho management Of
the benent Rame rendered to Charles T. HurI late
superintendent OF Prospect Park base ball groupds
port that the game realized s+5aso Tho committee
desires to thank Charles H. Byrna Of the Brooklyn (N
IL Club for his generous tender of Washington Park
aiso to the OF tho Resonte Club pions Of
the hroosiyn Amatsur ASSOCIATION aud the Long
for playing game at said benefit
The annual meeting Of tile Brooklyn Amateur Base
Ball Associate y will be heid Monday even na Dec
J. Clubs wishing to JON tho will adIress
b. Waldron. $50 Wyckod street Brooklyn
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tt. s,ana,nx H,ss Ju.p Record Iapro,sa.

PnovIpHser, Nov 2a.-At Hsrragansstt Park to-day
o. LensrgAn OF Roxbury, Mas broke the record for
standing high jump without weiyhta clearing feet "A.
inchss beating Luke DAWN Of Maine and v. bun
bar Of Bath Lonsrsap also won 10 le.y.rd foot race
IL ysTda dunbar who h.d nys yards START nnished
one yard behind Calvin loneIaan IL ~ years OLD aud
Portland win back him against any ivovard sprinter
N tue country.
The sun., 1890-11-24
Wright and Moore TO Play Kaeaue,..

The members OF the New York Racquet Court Club
viii be treated 10 delightful exhibition OF racouets
upon the OF Thank Day the
being. Albert Wright the champion Of Amrren and
Robert Moore oi the markers OF the RacQuet
Club snug purse has been provided for tile winter.
The sun., 1890-11-24
GAELIC ATHLE1Io CHAMPIONS.
MitohoN Breaks the Twelve.psuuA Ham.
ner.throwsng ReoorA.

ner.throwsnE Record.
Although the outdoor athletic has practically
ended the Arst annual sthloo championships Of the
Gaelic Society OF the City Of New York held at the
grounds of the organisation at raitin Woodsde Long
Island yesterday in the presence Of several hundred
admirers of athletic prowsss who were enthusiastic Ia
their praise OF the strength and sKil shown by the
sthlees who. clothed in light athletic raimsnt braved
tho chilly air to compete In the events u whioh they
were entered.
the competitors In the svensA the winner of which
holds the proud title Of alround s,hstic champion OF
the society for the year. Sixteen competitors appeared
tor the contesta Durns the afternoon several exhibit
I'll:
sss::I esS!a:.S =: ::ss:s s':s 1sS.s's S'ss
~, =; ssss :ss Nth
ssss. 3. r
va second: ..h g t.ss snS James Iocermiot thir.
si ;::s s:;:s: :: 20 Al
isI..t inshs. o-
:ai ss;; assR:s s,
John g::.s .sa sssI r :s:, ma ~
s y sss
,sSo9d ut. 49, 50 {; s:s. seh:s saa Philip Ryan va.
One.hundrsd.an aud twenty ysfl Hards Raes-won by
{an Hickey NH second and J'hi
Standing Hop, Btsn and Jump-Won by James Nc
COrmack with ~ feet y inches, jobs HAS9srty was
second with ~ feet ~ tnchsA and Phip Ryan third
Hickey won the mile run in ninutes 8 ssoondA
rick Eagen. with ~ feet inches John Leonard vas
second, with ~ fsst and James Aecor third with
81 feet
The The ehampiopsnip w.s !oa Sy Hass.rsy With IS
and Oonuery third With Is each. fhonas r Conn06,
Manhattan Athletic Cub ran one mule sxhi6ton run
In minutes 81 seconds Wnioh. vsry fAss for the
track y o.solivan. New Jsrssy athletic Club, broke
the lsaden missile ieO feet james Mitchell seat the
l2pound hammer record spinning BY sending the ions.
made bv himself II June 1855 aS JonsoS Weed s the
Pastime Athletic Club 4amsA
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Despite the high wind some good made at
amateur rife contest the Queens Athletic Clubs
ersur d Quseus Saturday r. T. Psrley made points
st rest. u, nsfrirk, Conner, ~; Grinin u 1.-THE
C0nner. it. Loses. I, aud 0rifhn
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Tho Chicago (P. L., Club sofa.

CHICAGO. Nov % Presidents spsldnR Of the Chicago
IN. L. Club and President Addison OF the Chicago tP
L. Club met yesterday and terms Of were agreed
upon A. soon papers legally drawn tho deal
will have been contaminated. twenty-five thousan nd
dolia In cash 10 the amount to be handed Ad
olson and his partners or everything in sight and
their withdrawal from the base bail bueinesk
The sun., 1890-11-24

THIS evening viii be . busy one among the tourn
menss in playing Oh their gamsA The schedule.
AoAb.hy soURHAuHNx
Spartan Of Hoboksn "a Rssedals.
Rosedale vs. Apollo
Apollo VI spartan
BROOKLYN RATIONAL souRSAnDnS
South Paw W Kings County Whsslmsn
Kinxs County Wheelmen ~ CefmontA
Clsrmonts " 6outh Paw.
ARLINGTON roURNAnn1
Exeter No. 2 Va Winter Eva
Winter Eve Va Reinecka
Rsinecks VI Exeter No T.
ASTORIA roUnRAHSpN
Boulevard " suncSick-
Terrace W indians.
PesuoeQues vs. boulArd.
ANAfKUR Assoc1Anou.
Riverside VI Staten Island. II Rvsrsids.
ygRsEJ CIT AaASHuR LsAeU1
Pleasures " Independents
WHbnLnAHs L1AavA
Rivsrdds " Hudson County, at New Ysrk.
The sun., 1890-11-24

Ataianta and PsIlsads Boat Glabs With thh result
iSiI pse:shst iss; " ss'smsn 20; Mitchell isa r.
ss s ~ o1ss sSSss d pa:ss ssnss r. r.
.:;. e :,:ss :sss
E.ehoven- ~. 81; E.hen; 81 Klesius i%o: sehneid
e. Emit Il s. e ~ Hsf; s s
Aass5n
pso e. ro.a Sa b"ss 7' III Fn'' 's
:sss a .ps II q: on , ss; II:
xsaT: i IL 'is
m fs'sSHsx:% %:a se' .s s:'sg: S
a. n Armstrong. i2s Total esa
SECOND CANE
M a ssasa.t M ~ sS,:
.P ~ s hsG' III s.s.s s..is ia III 4... ss: sss
ns s oG.1 nSSrf'S 49, ss:anisE sE ss.
rIi.s is; Geo. . 5 R Il s.s s.:.:is III "a ss.
But two clubs rolled in tho United bowling tourna.
ment at the ahaia alleys at nfht Tne nrst half OF
s r.
night score follows:
n: ;s' FAC s.
ss ssssssss S. Y l.. 1sss
81; Tretsch 81. Total +2L
At Dorans alleys 28th street near Third ayeava
E. Tnron. 1888 y; Hunter. ise :. .ulford. I4ei VIM
EdwardA 1856; Alex Aast 1872: r. Arnold. IIsj q L
Lommel va; Al suissr ila' Joe aiEsehnsld io7; VIM
Pendergast, 81.
Tho Madison avenue team Of the 7. n. q. A Leaxus
defeated the Institute branch At the Institute alleys on
by the following score:
MSa'sEn Hnn,on 1ss nEosoD ii: H ss g Cor
ny. III; Hubsl i+>; Lane 2los Rysr. ios; LowndsS
Young Mems lusti.utsKleid its, shiman, 1905 Vols,
msaen a2: sAh.arn s7; d brandt los; q. Brandt
100. Total L62<
The sun., 1890-11-24
Th. I.tsr..ssl..,ie Athletic League.

stsvsnss victory over Adslphi on Saturday meant
more than the simple Winning Of the Esma for by that
victory astains v load in the
Athletic League series she has games to play
but Ads phi has still to tho Polytechnic boys and
sucoessfui viii Tie Stevens for frat psco This will
nse..st..s ano.hsI game betyeen Saturdays con
The following shows the record OF the up to daet
The sun., 1890-11-24
$pprtsuiau's Goods.
BARGAINS IN GUNS.

Just received . lot Of Rusiish Thoa Parker Doubls
Breeoh IoaderA slightly dans.sd BY sals Ater
These have twist bArrslA extension ribs
fore end rsooundns bar IockK pistol grip snd rubber
Free. sit 90. for 10 or ~ bore
j. II. DANNEFELsER.
oChAnabers st.
The sun., 1890-11-24
Here. . sow,,ux Mach lor rou.

BrEiis. Nov. ga Erand bowling match VIII b. held
in Hanover during the month Of June. 1901 for the
German ,, .Amsrts.n shamPionshiP There VIII b:
Hamburg viii acoeps the entries OF the conpsutoss
The sun., 1890-11-24
ROWLING.

The hftssn clubs 1n the Academy tournament are
making strong bid reach the top Of the list Five
OF tho teams tie for the lead The records to date
The sun., 1890-11-24

The tourn ament going among the CLERKS Of the df
fereut banks grows interesting with eaoh me-
TO date;
fIuys Wrn. L1slI Cubs WON Lot.
Ninth National....2 Hanover Satonall
National BAnk....1 Bank for SAvtngu.l
First National. ...1 rourth National. IL
MI Morris......1
The sun., 1890-11-24

South Brooklyn % nov asttatsd over . proposed
match between WsllIan oour.ney and John Delaney:
eleven games al con.tnsys and Casey court. for $40!
be sisne to morrow night Tho match II made viii Be
for bloc but unfortunately IL will be played under
the old rules
The sun., 1890-11-24

Or Six Bottles, Assorted to Sult. $500
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1890-09-18
Urls AZ Pack-Horse.

NO sooner are the Swiss girls
enough To POSSESS the rt;rlIi,ita - =
cal strength than they are set ~ ,s
most servile work the land afford'
says traveller. The child has
panier-basket fitted to her sbonlJo-
at the earliest possible moment anS
she drops 1t only when old ace ~
mature but merciful. robs her of n.y. ru'
er to carry it longer. F'"'
l have seen sweet little girls If 10
Ia staggering down mountain sida =.
along a rough pathway under tSa
weight of bundles of fagots as LARGO ae
their bodies. which they no sGonas
dropped than they hurried back for
others. l have seen girls of Is wear,
bare-iooted and bare-headed. in N.
clustering rays of an August sun. breoL
ing up the ground by swinging mat-
tocks heavy enough to tax the strenrtb
of an able-bodied man.
l have known young miss no older
than these to be employed as a porter
for carrying the baggage of travellers
up and down the steepest mounta;n
path in all the region round abont
She admitted that it was sometimes
very hard to take another step, but
she must do it.
And she carried such an amount NJ
baggage! A stout-limbed guide is pro.
tected by the law, so that he cannot ba
compelled to carry above TWENTY-FIVE
pounds, but the limit to the burden
often put upon girls is their inability
to stand up under anything more.
But the burden increases with thu
age and strength of the burden-bear.
ers, till by the time the girls have
come to womanhood there is no sort of
mental toll in which they do not bear
hand, and quite commonly the chief
hand. -Baltin,ore NeWS.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1890-09-18
Friendships OF Girls.

IL you write letter to- man friend
don't put in black and white that you
are "his forever" or that you send a
great deal Of love. even If it be only in
jest. but remain either his very cor
daily" or every sincerely" Sincerity
and cordiality are possible even with
acquaintance that do not demand
either love. or an affection that is to
last forever. l wish girls knew how
very i'll bred it is to give, or permit
famiiarities in word or pen from
either men or women. Learn to keep
your personal affairs to yourself. Learn
to believe that your first name can only
be used by those connected with you
by ties of blood or having the right
given by deep love. Believe nse.
you will never regret your self respect
AS shown in this way, and you will
never cease lamenting permitting ia
miiar intercourse. that in the future
will rise up before you like skeleton
at a feast. A perfect friendship is like
a rose. after the time of its glory is
passed the leaves may be thrown into
"A jar, covered with spices and salt to
bring out the fragrance forever, and be
delight to you wherever it is. A
friendship that is too familiar may also
be likened to rose, but one that early
loses its leaves. they fall upon the
ground and no one treasures them
enough to gather them up and keep
them as a memento of days that have
gone by. For while there is sick
~ sweet smell, and then they are
blackened and discolored, and no odor
comes from them. Conclude then, in
forming your friendships, to make
those only that can, when time separ-
ateS you two, make pleasant MEM
DRY for the future. and one that will
not cause bush to come upon your
face. Ladies' Home Journal.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1890-09-18
About Men and Women.

When woman gets cross, she gets
cross at everybody.
Smile at some women, and they will
tell YOU all the troubles they ever had.
When woman can wash tlannels so
they will not shrink, she knows enough
to get married.
A women is never so badly in love
that she does not try to find out the
cost of her engagement ring.
One of our delicate women will never
admit that she is hungry; she will say
that she is feeling little faint.
There is only one thing that pleases
woman more than to be referred to as
dove, and that is to hear man referred
10 as a hawk.
A woman never becomes so intelli-
gent that she learns that it is no pleas
ure to others to hear her coax her chill
dren to speak a piece.
A man who attempts to flatter you
takes you for a fool.
Man. like the fire. is apt to torment
women by going out at night.-Boston
Commonwealth.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1890-09-18
oodisl's?" Miss Gossip-"I don't know.

podisl's?" Miss Gossip-'I don't know,
but she has been in society for ten
seasons now. and suspect thai these
VISITS YOU speak OF form her only OPP
portunity Of having man at her feet"
America.
Enamored Youth-"I beg you, sir,
for the hand of your daughter. | can
not live without her." Old Grumps-
Glad to hear it. can't live with her.
Name the day. young man, and have it
soon" Enamored Youth (bncking OH
Jim -er-plcuse give me lime TO re-
nect. ~ \. Igce6iy.
Il see" remarked the poets wife.
"that Bryant, Longiellow. Holmes. and
Lowell AL had or have an incopc out
side of the results of their literary
work" Yes. - replied her husband.
"and | myself could no, afford to write
poetry If hadn't "A good situation at
the ribbon counter. IN. J. Sun.
"Oh. dear, how deadfulm sighed
Mrs. Groaner at the table last Night as
she muuched tea-cake and scanned
the evening paper. Several poor
wretches have been burned up ut the
Turkish summer resort of Fendik.'
SOP queried Groaner. "These sum-
mer resorts seem TO be alike the world
over" and he glanced maIiciously at
Mrs. G.-Chicago Tribune.
How the papers do lie," exclaimed
Snaggs as he threw aside the Morning
Sun, at does beat all" We'll, what
have they been saying about you. Mr..
Snaggs" asked Mrs. S. do let me
see it." They ant been saying moth
ing about me. but here this paper say
ing that a man has been killed in "a
saloon at Burlington, Iowa, and every
one knows there ant saloon in the
whole state. There amt nothing there
but drug stores and original-package
houses. - ChicaQ0 Times.