The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-16
BRIGET BITS.
He was foe to self, you see:
He'd naught but strife within.
His father came Fl om gay Paree,
His mother from Berlin.

His father came ON gay Paree,
His mother from Berlin.
-Neto York Herald.
BEFORE an audience can see the point of an
address, the speaker must speak to the point
Mem Orleans Ptcdyuee.
THOUGH there are cyes of Time, it is reason
able TO assert that the old gentlemen never 70 le
them .-Jet0eler's Circular.
IL THIS LITTLE cAskET I have preserved all
these years the dearest remembrance of my
honeymoon. 1t is the hotel FTieQende
Batter.
A MAN may be sure that his friends won't for
get hi.n as long as he has money, especially if
be has borrowed 10 from them.-ELBtird
Gazette. lt
IT has BEEN HINTED thai the touching ballad
Here Lies an Actor" was ded Gated to the
man who is constantly talking about his salary
Washington Post.
THE MAN who Joins an assessment insurance
company can take melancholy pleasure in
thinking of the many that will mourn his death
Indianapolis Jourp0L.
HE-what makes the dining room so CO d.
dear? X
Shell think. love, it must be the frieze on the
wal.-BoSton Traveller.
Mosr people seem to think rumor is like a
subscription list. Every time it comes to them
they Id something to it and pass it along to
the next.-BoStoh TrdUelter.
DANAAr LE9o " JO0HA L "A OC
hanged
Old Practitioner won dn't be surprised
that is, if you defend yourself.-Epoch.
G1LAs-How is it you didn't send that Dor
rowed money you promised, when you knew l
De Jnks-You see, I heard you were likely to
die.-MunSeyS Weekly.
You don't catch me ever getting drunk
again"
Why not?"
because while on my last spree paid all
my debts.-Fltege" de Batter.
HUSBAND tgloomily)-I lost So last night
I playing poker.
Wite-And yet you can't afford to buy me a
bonnet.
Husband-Wen should say not RACKET
A CALIFORNIA PAPER tells how a mountain
hon lay down beside a little boy in a field and
guarded him from danger until his mother re-
turned. The story is just as good as il it were
true, as tie moral is there. The said moral is:
Discharge your nurse girl and hire a mountain
lion in her place. "-Detrodt Free Press.
DAsHAwAY-Ciyar?
Cievertor-Thanks puff, puff; that's good
weed. Aren't puff you going to smoke too?
Dashaway examining the remaining one
closely No; l think not
Cleverton-You must (pufD have given puff
nue. puff, puff the wrong one.-Hafper's
BdSIT.
you've WA1TLEY seems low spirited. l won
der what troubles him."
His uncle is dead"
But his uncle has been dead several days.
and he has seemed cheerful enough until
now"
Yes, but the will was read last night -
Brooklyn Life.
New CLERK-I should like to know something
about these stocks sir.
Wholesale Clothing Merchant-Certanly The
goods on this floor are trousers for the New
York and Boston trade. On the floor above are
the pantaloons for the Philadelphia and Balti-
more trade. The third floor is flied with pants
for the western trade.-GOod Net1S.
THERE is horse on the Mississippi coast. it
would not be wise TO say just where in telling a
true tale and such tale, for this horse has a
master VINO often takes a drop too much, and,
unable to ride, throws himself the ground
ITO sleep it off, Then the horse SrazeS around
patiently until it is time to go home, when he
arouses the man by pulling his sleeve, make $
him mount, and carries him safely home.-Aew
Orleans Ptcduune.