Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-12-20
PuNeENr PARAGRAPHS.

PUNGENI PAHAGHAfftS. .y-..
You do not always get returns from
your wisdom, but you always get big re-
turns from your follies - Atohison
Globe.
1t is oil right for a girl to look into
the future, but it Is not becoming for
her to look forward. - Yonkers States
man.
1T is not until you have walked into
a puddle that you can SEQ tho different
paths that would have led you safely
around it,
Still Youths Won't Take Warning.
Before marriage - "Why so pensive,
dearest?" After marriage - "Why so
expensive, Mrs. JonesP"
-Roso De Mascus-"Once and for all,
/ must be plain with YOU" Maud
st. Agedore-"Yes, l know you must;
you could not change your looks If you
wanted to"--St Joseph News.
-"Miss Stuckuppe has some very rare
flowers in her conservatory. That is
hor hobby" "H'm! Any one could tell
that she was haughtyculturist from
her manner!''-Boston Traveller.
"A Tempter of Providence. -"How is
it he can't got his life insured?" Hes
poet in the spring, n gentleman jockey
in the summer, football player in the
fall and tobogganist in tho winter.-
N. Y. Tribune.
Fashions OF 1890 O-Teacher-"Cor-
rect Woman is in the feminine gender.
Now tho sentence speaks of young
woman in fashionable attire. What
gender is attire?" Bright Boy-"Mas-
culine. Good News.
-She-"Every woman is more or less
OF mind-reader." He-"Do you think
YOU could read mine?" She-"rd rather
not Mamma is little particular as to
the character OF my reading. Indian
apolis Journal.
IL was so gratifed, Miss JONES'"
said the young playwright, "to see that
my work moved you to tears last night"
"Yes, Mr.. Bronson" said the young
woman. with sigh; II was so sorry for
you. "-Harper's Bazaar.
-Temperate-"Psh Talk about
you swearing off! l don't believe you
could do it to save your life" Fuller
"Is that so? That's all you know about
it! swore off five times last wock!"-
Boston Traveller.
johnson -"Does your amateur dra.
matte company seem to be developing
any histrionic talent?" Thompson
80, yes. The leading lady, her under.
study and one of the soubrettes havo
applied for divorces already. y."-Indian-
apolis journal.
Assurance Doubly Sure. .-He-'You
remember you said last night that you
would be sister to mo all my life?"
She-"Yes, | did" He-"Woll, pro-
posed to your sister Kate this afternoon,
and Judging by what she said. l rather
think you will. ."-Somerville Journal.
Gifted. $50 your son won't work"
said one Congressman to another. NO,
was tho reply. i've tried to persuade
him to employ himself at something
but he won't do it." "May be he is
what they call gifted" Il should say
he was. I've given him every thing he
has, and more too Washington Post
Art vs. Nature 20, what is that,
dear mother?' THAT is a rose, my
child" But what, dear mother, is
that next to the rose?" "A sunfower,
darling" But, oh, what is that grow
ing next to the suntlower?" That is
pond lily" But oh, dear mother they
are growing out of the same vine?"
THAT is the way they grow, my child,
on lambrequins. ."-Upholsterer.
His Mother-"Waldo, why are you
30 extraordinarily studious lately?"
Waldo Beaconwealth (of Boston, aged
two and half years)-"I have noticed
that recently vacated college presi-
denotes have been filled by comparative
ly oery young men, and in view of somo
immediate vacancies of the same ma
ture, have deemed it prudent to be as
thoroughly prepared as possible. -
Harper's BaZar