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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
PERSONALS


Geo. w. Young attended Confer
ence this year.
George J. Eckels has removed to
Fairfield. Iowa.
R. A Handy is still having a tussIe
with the rheumatism.
T. B. Trader, stock agent of the
Rock Island, is In the city.
Joe FOust recently got his leg
broken by runaway team.
H H Bennett Sundayed last Sun
day at Norton visiting friends.
@. E. Abbott and family of Topeka,
Kans., have taken up their residence
IN Phillipsburg.
Joe Gebhart and family have re-
turned from their extended visit to
friends in the east,
John BisseI says he is receiving
considerable encouragement in his
candidacy for congress.
B. F. Blankenship of Belleville, is
in the city, purchasing cattle for the
Kansas City market.
George Medium is in st. Joe, pre-
pairing to take his new run between
that city and Phillipsburg.
Charley Eldred will sever his CON
nectiOn with the postOffice as clerk,
and accept a position as assistant to
Lawyer Q. A Lewis in his Office.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. P. Isltt of Kan
sas City, attended the funeral of Mrs
Brown last Tuesday, Mr.. Isett is a
half brother of MIR. StrettOn.
The recent partial change in the
prOprietOrship of the HERALD, does
not effect MIR. George Danforth, who
has for several years been the efficient
foreman of this Office. He will con
tinUe to fill his Old place
j. K. Glasgow has traded his farm
near Agra for a hardware business a
Truro, Madison county Iowa. Mr.
John Dimmit with whom he traded
will come to this county. We ar
sorry to see Mr.. Glasgow leave tn
county as he is one Of our best citi
zens.
Mr.. q. L. Simmons, brother O
Rev. Simmons, has taken the position
of salesman in the establishment o
Rosenberg d Michalisky. The yoIn,
, man is studying for the Baptist min
istery, but will for some time devot
his energies to the dry goods trade
He is a social, pleasant young man.
E MIR. J. w. Thrasher, formerly G
this county, now of Radersburg, Mon
taua, in writing this Office on bushes
; says: Il am a long way from Phi
: lipsburg but I can't do without tn
HERALD. l will say to my Kansa
friends to stick to Kansas for the
cannot beat it by going farther west,
D. A Webster, Familiarity know
as ''Gus," has left the HERALD ofic
and become an assistant to E. I
1 Horns in the pOstofice. Gus was
r trusted HERALD empIoye for severe
? years; we knew him as a child in o.
g ceOIa, Iowa, and it gives us pleasuI
to say that while Phillipsburg col
8 tains several nee young men ther
r are none any more moral and exen
!, pIary than Gus. Webster He ha
: the HERALD's best wishes for his SUI
cess in life
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
sHERIFF's SALE.
STATE OF KASsAs,
Phillips County.

STATE OF kASsAs, So.
In the District Court Of Phillips County:
The Pennsylvania Investment CONF
pany, Plaintiff.
VS. Case No.
Samuel T. HageTman, and Margaret 1862.
G. HageFman, Defendants
Public notice is hereby given, that under and
by virtue of the Judgment rendered iii the above
entitled action, in and by the above named court,
and of an order of sale issued on said judgment
to me directed and delivered. T viii on Thurs
day. May 1st, 1890, at one o'clock p. IN.
of said day, at the east door of the Court
House, in Phillipsburg, in the county Of Phillips,
State of Kansas, offer atpublic sale and sell 90 the
highest bidder for cash in hand, the following
described real property, namely The southwest
quarter of section twenty three OBJ. i'm township
three 3), south of range twenty (201, west of the
9Th P NJ. all in the county of Phillips, State of Kan
Said property mas been levied upon and lis to be
/ sold as the property of the above named defend
ant
! Dated this 25th day of March. a. D.. 1900
LEE SCRIN NER
/ mar.28 st Sheriff of Phillips County
( W. II. Mcbride, Attorney for Plaintiff.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04


The result of the Conference held
by the NJ. E. Church so far as it eff
fects the church in Phillipsburg is as
follows
Rev. E. H. Fleisher, who has re-
sided here the last year, and has not
had a regular charge, has been ap-
pointed to the Phillipsburg station,
while the present pastor, Rev. Beck
hart, goes to Hill City. Presiding
Elder Greene is given a charge at Al
mena, and Rev. E. w. Allen of Kir-
win, has been appointed Presiding
Elder.
Rev. Fleisher has many friends here
who will be glad to learn that he is to
be pastor of the M. E. Church at this
place the coming year.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

Relating to the appointment of Committee 20
test for a sufficient supply of water iar use Of
proposed water works for the OF this city
and appropriating funds for the payment there
of;
Be it ordained by the Mayor and CuuuCilmCu of
the City of PhillipsbGrg, Kansas.
SECTION /. That whereas it is the opinion of
the council that proper test for a sufficient sup
ply of water for use Of tins city should be made
before submitting the question of water works to
an election of the voters of this city. Therefore
be it ordained that VIM. BisseI be appointed a
committee to supeFinteud said test.
SEC ,. That there is hereby appropriated ont
of the general funds of this city the sum of One
Hundred Dollars, or much thereof as may be
necessary, with which to pay the expenses of
said test.
SEC. g. That this ordinance shall take effect and
be in force on and after its publication.
Approved Apr. ,, 80 FRANK STRAIN,
Attest: j S BARNES, Mayor.
[SEALl City Clerk.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
PUBLICATION NOTICE.
Land Office at hirwin. Kansas, + ~
ETugsoh DIS $500 ~

Land ONCE at hirWin, Kansas, ~ n, 30
March 21et, 1890. W. -''''
Notice is hereby given that the fOlOwiug-uamcd
settler mas filed notice of his intention to make
final proof ia support of his claim and that said
proof viii be made before Re gistcr or Receiver
KiTWin, Kansas, on May Bird. 1890, viz.
FRED. i. KINSEE,
for the southeast quarter of section 341-1I
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon. and cultivation @L
said land, viz: Charles Below George BOim-
REF, Z. T. Burt and D. r. Potts, all Of CROW,
Kansas. WEBB MCEALI4,
mar 2S-6t.pd Register.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
- exchange - a. cd

An exchange says An edltor
works three hundred and seventy
five days a year to get out hfty-twO
issues of a paper-that's labor. Once
in a while somebody pays him for a
years subscription - that's capital ;
and once in a while some son OF a
gun of dead beat takes the paper
for a year or two and vanisbes with
out paying for it that IS anarchy !
but later on justice will Overtake the
last named creature, for there IS a
place where he viii get his deserts
that's hades,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

The following constitutes the
Petit Jurors of the District Court
which convenes May 9Th, 1890: Mer-
rick Davis, Sumner Twp. r. II. Cud-
er, Arcade; III. M. Lafferty, Belmont;
p. A. Thomas, Long Island; V. H
Rogers, Long Island; VIM Sum
mOnds, Walnut; E. H. Beatty, Solo
mon; Nick Noel, Logan; a. II. Gran
ger, Arcade; B. j. Walker, Prairie
view; P. NJ. Lee, Prairieview; David
E. Moon, Kirwin; Philo Frink, To
wandas j. w Maxson, Phillpsburg;
P. r.. Haney, Arcade; Claude Rivers,
Solomon; James Brown, Crystal; Tay-
Tor West, Long Island; J. A. Deems,
Granite; A. S. HarwOOd, Deer Greek;
Geo. Bogenrief, GIenwood; VIM. T.
Thomas, Deer Greek; J. 0. Dean,
Long Island; Henry Bolan, Dayton
Dan r. Ream, GIenwood; Noah Good
rich, Granite; j. Hoy, jr., Long Is
land; d. w Whetson, Beaver; L, j.
Kiser, Long Island, J. NJ Highly
Mound.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

Fresh groceries at PoIings.
Geo. Cole delivers goods, Leave
your orders with him.
Exchange papers for sale at this
Office at the rate of so cents per hmm
lred. If
-FoUND "A lady's pocket book
which has been left at the HERALD Of
flee for Identification.
H S. Polling q Co. is the place
to buy groceries. They will give you
value received every time.
Big bargains at the Chicago Fair
for the month Of April. One door
south of Bissell Hotel
N. e. Miller will preach at the
Rising Sun next Sabbath at 3 o'clock.
All are invited
H. S. Polling & Co, are knocking
the bottom out of boots and shoes. Go
there if you want bargains.
Passengers from the west report
snow six inches deep at GOOdland,
yesterday,
S. S. Fisher & Co.'S. is headquar-
ters for cigars. They always keep
the best brands.
F. Z. M. butcher, at the postof-
flee, is agent for all the eastern news
papers. You can subscribe for any
of them through him If.
The Chicago Fair has the big
gest stock, the finest assortment and
low est prices. Give them a call
One door south of Bissell Hotel.
Good farm loans in this county
and city loans on PhiIlipsburg prop
erty will be filed without delay b!
VIM. Bissell.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

Following is a list of letters re-
naming unclaimed IN the postotfice
at PhiIlipsburg, Kan, Apr /, 80.
Witter. Mrs. E. B.
Persons calling for any Of the above
please say advertised"
3. f. HORNS,
y III
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
lEonev. Monev | Monev N

Save money and time by placing
your application for farm loans with
the First National Bank of Phillips
burg. They will make you as low
rates as any one offers in the county
and pay you your money when the
papers are signed IT,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
AlIianoeOountv Omoerg.

AIlianceCOunty Omcers.
James Arnold, President
j. 7. Dunning, Vice President and
County Organizer.
,. Hinsdell, Secretary.
Robt. Douglass, Treasurer.
o. L. Smith, Secturer.
Q. Dillman, Sargeant-at-Arms.
@. E. Uutter, DoOrkeeper.
Executive Committee-G E. Utter,
L. Popejoy, g. F. Young, G. Hoy,
Eli Massey.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
Dedication.

Elder f. III. Rains of Topeka, viii
deliver the dedicatory sermon at the
Christian Church on the second
Lord's day in april, at Agra, Hans.
All are invited to come and hear the
famous dedicator Of the brotherhood.
COMMITTEE.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
a. .. Cbureh Appointment.

The following are the recent APP
1ointments made by the n 3. Church
n this part of Kansas
NORTON DISTRICT.
Rev. E. W. Allen, P. E.
Almena, S. A. Greene,
Lenora, A. F. Cumbo,
Logan, w. @. Little,
Long Island, g. S. Remnant,
MarYin, III. j. Bailey,
st. Frances, I. S. Hall,
Hill City, A. D. Beckhart.
PhiIlipsburg, 3. ii. Fleisher,
e Circuit, Ed. Goodrich,
Kirwin. W. K. Loofborough,
OSBORN DISTRICT.
James BOicourt, P. 3.
Osborn, w. Il. Allen,
Alton, G.. w. Merely.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
CROWN ROLLER
Mills.

Having been appointed Receiver
for the Bunnan MILL have remodled
It, and put IN complete order with q
view to the farmers trade. Please
give me q trial. III. S. PoPER.
90 RecPiYer-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
An Ash Rock man made So

An Ash Rock man made SI,20O
out of his broom corn last year, and
sold at $50. a ton, too. The price is
way up now. The big money to be
made out of this product ought to en-
courage our agTiculturalIsts to try 1t.
-RO0k8 County Record.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS,
For the Week Ending Tuesday, April i
1890, as Furnished By AIva H. Pearson
the Abstracter, over state Bank.


the Abstracter. over state Bank.
Marshall w. Hadley to r. V. Shirley, ne
Daniel Higgins to George Noble, NV or 80
George simonds to Elizabeth Everett lot
10, block D, range 2, Logan, W d. 49,. $50
John Q. Adams to John @. Lynch, lot 1.
block 4, range ,, PhiilipsbuFg W d.. -
John tanning to Mary Lanning, NV or
Joseph Grifin to James Griffin, W Inf sw
or 9-E-I6, W d H.. ..-.. ..... .-...... LOGO
John Chaifant to j. b. Mccullough, syy or
q. S. to siias McCune, sw ar 5-l-i6, pat.
Emma Dodge to o. Il. Benedict, sW qrnw
or NV or sW or 1929 W d.............. 800
o. r. Benedict to Emma Dodge, lot -,
block II, Prairie View, w d ........... $50
Isaac Selby to Amy Cafey, sw or 1s-1-10,
Bangham ohm to John Wood, lot 10, Blk
q, Long Island, W d......... 81. 80. .... 200
E Taylor to " A AIcCrOsker lot Z, blk
ID, range 50, Logan w. d. -.--,..... S %.
Samuel W Taylor to W a Simmons sc Or
Z S to NJ EversOl ne or 1886 T. T. -......
John HallOCk to Mary Fish ne or 12-2-11
q. G. d.. .......- NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 2Jt
Andrew Larson to John Lynch lot /, Blk
1, range Sc, Phllipsburg, q. C. d. ace. 900, e.
Annie Woodward to John Lynch lot ,, blk
/ 4, range 6 Phil. W. d.. ..,. ....... e.. 4
Lincoln Land Co. to Eliza AveriH lot II,
VIM BisseH to Central Doan and Trust Co
hf sW or 10, W hf sW 1928 q. c. d,...-.... 10
! -
1 ". u. tu
| Charley Kearns to VIM Hamilton hi sW
or ne or sw or sw or Sc or 2S-217 W. d.. 245
| Malinda CFibbs to VIM Beaver sw or my
| NV or sw or 1920, Sc or ne or ne or Sc or
1850 W. ........... 900
! Vim Beaver to John Myers sw or NV or
| NV or sW or 1880, Sc or ne or ne or sc or
John Myers to Sarah Griffith syy Or NV Or
NV or sw or 1880, Sc or ne or ne or Sc or
! 1920 W d.. q. ...... ............... 4SO
| Z to L II SChantz sw or 34-1l6 T. r,.... 10
L to Edward Sawyer Sc 24-1S pat 900. "a
Lewis Copeland to VIM Wyrill Sc or sw Or
q, W hf NV or 28-416 W d. ........- ...... BOO
S j Hartman to " D Granger lots II, II,
and p feet side lot 10 blk range ,, Phil
LpsDurg W. 49,. SO-
LOvina Hand to Hugh Hamilton lot II,
blk T range KirWin ", d. ....... 900. o. II
John Potter to Mary Barnard lots -, IA,
blk 9, Long Island W. d.. ...... ....... 23C
Henry Ferret to Joseph MOrrell sw or %
APO d. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. ......- Z,
Z to Vim Leighty ne or 1880 r. T..-.-
Eugene Bryant to Annie Potter lot H..
35 feet of II blk Logan W. d.............. /
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

See the Chicago Fair for bar
gains every time before purchasing
elsewhere. One door south Of the
Bisseu Hotel
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

The Dime Museum given by the
ladies Of the Episcopal Church, held
last Tuesday evening, was a fine sue
cess Everything was exhibited that
was promised in the program and as
it was something new to PhIlIipsburg
people created much interest and was
greatly enjoyed. 1t ought to have
been more generously patronized
however, as the ladies did a vast
amount of hard work in getting it up.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

The recent sale by Mr.. Horns Of
his interest in the HERALD to a thor
oughIy practical printer and success
full newspaper man, shows that the
HERALD is regarded as valuable prop
erty. We know of two other men
who have left with us a standing offer
for the purchase of this paper the
past two years. The HERALD was
never on SO solid a financial basis as
now.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

Station Agent Turpin informs US
that last Tuesday a special car pass
ed through PhillipsbUrg containing
but two persons Mr.. Robinson, Gen
era1 Manager of the AtchisOn & Santa
Fe. and President nj. A Low of the
@. K & n. Mr.. Robinson seemed to
be inspecting the road.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

The editor parts with MIR. E. f.
Horns as a partner regretfulIy. We
were together three years and they
were pleasant ones socially and IN a
business way. Since he was appoint
ed Postmaster he has been unable to
attend to HERALD business and meet
ing with a good opportunity to sell
his half interest in the HERALD for
cash thought best to do so.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

MARRIED: By Judge n. Polling
since our last issue the following:
Joseph Reynolds and Eva Smedley,
r. b. Blakesley and Ermina Clark.
Licenses were issued as follows: ii.
T. Shurtz and Lena Schoeffer, Frank
E. Barnes and Letta NJ GOode. Burt
III. Webb and Maggie Scott, Benja-
mine Q. Hawland and Eta GOOde.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

The Young Peoples Society of
Christian Endeavor will meet at the
NJ E. church next Saturday eve
nIng. Subject:-Turning away from
Evil.-Ezek. xxxiil, 1920.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

Fresh groceries at PoIings.
Geo. Cole delivers goods, Leave
your orders with him.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04
OSBORN DTsTRTCT

James BOicourt, p. p.
Osborn, w. Il. Allen,
Alton, G. W. Merely.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-04-04

CARD OF THAMES. Mrs. S. j. Fogle
and Mr. and Mrs. VIM. Stretton wish
to return their sincere thanks to their
many kind friends and neighbOrs for
their kindness and sympathy mani
tested on the occasion of the illness
and death of their daughter and sister
Mrs. Ida J Brown.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
ADVICE To nurHKks.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth7 If Sc,
send at once and get a bottle of Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. Its value is incslculable.
II will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm,
medistely. Depend upon it mothers.
there is no mistake about it. 1t cures
dysentery, diarrhoea, regulates the stom-
sch and bowels, cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums, reduces Inflammation. and
gives tone and energy to the whole sys-
tenn. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for Children Teething is pleasant to the
taste, and is the prescription of one Of
the oldest and best female nurses and ply.
sicians in the United States, and is fol
sale by all druggists throughout the
world. Price 35 cents per bottle.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
A Statesman's Apt Reply.

A Swedish statesman recently in
Weighed most eloquently in parliament
against oleomargarine. Next evening he
was invited to dine with the king, who
loves joke. There was only oleomar-
garine on the royal table and the states
man literally partook thereof.
AT the close of the meal the king asked
him: We'll, sir, how do you like oul
butter?"
1T is excellent" replied the states
man; "the contrast between it and arti,
fetal butter is very marked"
But, said the king, that is artificial
butter.'
The other guests roared with laughter
but the "old parliamentary hand" re
turned, quick as fash:
Your majesty. if one can be deceived
so easily there is all the more need Of
strict laws against bogus goods. Lon
don Tit Bits.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
ELECTRIC RITTERs.

This remedy is becoming 80 well known
and 80 popular as to need no special men,
tion. All who have used Electric Bitters
sing the same song of praise.-A purer
medicine does not exist and it is guaran-
teed to do all that is claimed. Electric
Bitters will cure all diseases of the liver
and kidneys, will remove pimples. boils,
salt rheum and other affections caused by
impure blood will drive Malaria from
the system aud prevent as well as cure
all Malarial fevers-For cure of head
ache. constipation and indigestion try
Electric Bitters-Entire satisfaction guar
anteed, or money refunded.-Price sc
cents and $l00 per bottle at Hartz &
Bahnsen's drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
Is Cousump,ion Incurabei

Read the following: Mr.. G. H. Nor
ris, Newark, Ark, says: WAS down
with Abscess Of Lungs. and friends and
physicians pronounced me an Incurable
Consumptive. Began taking DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, en-
now on my third bottle. and able to over
see the work on my farm. II is the finest
medicine ever made"
Jesse Middlewart, Decatur. Ohio. says
Had it not been for DIR. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption would have
died of lung troubles. Was given up by
doctors. Am now in best of health.
Try it. Sample bottles free at Hartz &
Bahnsen's drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
The Strangers Column.

Whenever I'm reading the papers see
Nearly always some name that's familiar to me;
Some old time acquaintance of mine has been wed.
Or friends name Is found in the list of the
dead.
Rut one fact peculiar don't understand
I've noticed i'm all of the papers I've scanned
| look through the births with a hope that :
forloru
For no one but strangers appear to be born.
Chicago Herald
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
Tho spr,ne Medicine.

The popularity which Hoods Sarsapa>
rills hes gained as q spring medicine is
wonderful. II possesses just those ele-
ments of health-giving. blood-purifying
and appetite-restoring which everybody
seems to need at this season. Do not
continue in dull, tired. unsatisfactory
condition when you may be 80 much ben
fitted BY Hoods 6srssparilla. 1t purifes
the blood and makes the weak strong.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
"An Ill Mind - Etc

A French officer of high rank in the
last war had his leg shot away by can
non ball.
While he was being cared for his valet
wept bitterly.
Don't cry, my good fellow said the
officer with grim humor; you've had ali
the luck today, for you'll never hereafter
have to shine more than one boot. ~
Judge
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
BUCKLEN's ARNICA sALvR.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises. sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chspped hands, chilblains.
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-.
lively cures piles. or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale bv Hartz & Bahnsen.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
Theory and Practice.

Mrs. Marchmant-Why, Jane, where
are all the young ladies? l thought i
heard them come in an hour ago.
Jane-So you did, mem; they'd been to
the cooking school, mem, and the three
of them's been down in the kitchen ever
since. bilin' egg, mem.-Puck.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25

Who of us are wilnouI trouble be they
small or Target The blessings of health
are best appreciated when we are sich
and in pain. A hacking cough. severk
cold, or any throat or lung disease are
very troublesome; but all of these may be
quickly and permanently cured by DIR.
Bigelew's Cure. Safe and pleasant for
children. Price 90 cents.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25

Stewardess-Madam, I've attended to
you the best knew how, supplied every
want but you are still unsatisfied. What
do you want now:
Seasick Lady Passenger want the
earth.-Boston Courier.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
A Send OF or a Stand on.

Parkly Saunters-I-l-l want your
daughter. sir, to be my wife.
Old Dukkets-Wait a year.
Parkly-Its long time to wait, sir.
Dukkets-Oh, don't mean for you to
wait here. Call again in about a year
Puck
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25

A meteor that cast shadow and ap-
peared as large as the full moon was
seen by Noblesville, Ind, people the
Other evening.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25

A. s. Clough, of Prescott, A T, drives
team of mules that are thirty three and
thirty FIVE years old They are still
good workers
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25

''Ah. poor old Thompson ran long
racer'
"Yes, and after all it was dead
heat"
why, what do you meang"
ssHe was cremafed r-Iife
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-02-25
An Absurd Delusion.

Mrs Haut Tonne--Sir | demand an
apology. You have just stepped on my
trail
Stranger-Me? Impossible, madame
Showing his badge; am Chicago de-
tective.-Dry Goods Chronicle.