New-York tribune., 1890-06-28
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

II IS claimed for Chicago that. in proportion to its
population it has more benevolent societies than any
other city In the world that the percentage Of It's
dependent classes is less than IN any other great
city that there only two other cities in the coun
try well supplied with sunday schools and nnally
that it, NewIcrry Free Library starts with fund Of
$3000.0OO the largest given Il free library. Bc
side, thi, library the late Mr. left than
| Sl.O0o.Oo0 for another. and in addition, the City
Library has income OF nearly 100000 from taxa
ton. The city apiropriates one third Of its
! % the public schools, and during the past year ts
citizens raised SiI5,00o for the Chicago University
and 100000 for the Lake Forest University. Tie
MoCormica, have given nearly ~ 100000 for theo-
logical cducation. and not long ago Mr. Moody easily
raised 100000 in Chicago for his training school.
In view %; all this might possibly BE- advisable for
! the humori,ts 10 stop manufacturing squibs about
Chicago pork and lard. she Is II city of which all
Americans. Scw-Yorkcrs included. be Justly proud.
\ M-apprchcnslon.- How cool she iS!7 exclaimed
Mr.. kaIoue, admiringly as he watched the daring
female tlapezc performer Al the circus.
Yes mapped Mrs.. haIone-, as she vigorously
5c & dan G @ any SSqg S9"a o
than she ht,. (>"mcrville Journal
The Epl,couaans arc in a turmoil their next
Church Congress First of all il announced semi
officially that the Rev. Mr.. MlcQuoary, gentleman who
has recently written very radical book, had been ap-
pointed one Of the speakers the next congress This
drew from The Churchman' last week singing ar
tcc protesting against the appointment OF man who
has formally denied that Christ WAS born OF virgin and
that He va, raised from the dead This week Bishop
Potter writes "A letter Tho Churchman.n taking the
same ground and lntimating pretty broadly that tho
Church Congress need not expect the countcnance and
support If loya Churchmcn it docs not cancel this
obnoN ious appointment This is all proper. But
to the on, ,ider 1t seems strange that clergyman so
objectionable can continue to be priest in good
standing in the Church Is who Is considered
fit to minister the atars of the Church unfit to
read paper before voluntary debating society like
the Church Congress
She Cyawnlng. as the clock /, on the point of
striking ~ Isn't there game PLAYED with cards in
which one goes out and the other stays In
IIcYcs. It's called p
Well lets play it, I'll stay in
lie didn't stay long after that.-(Norr!stown Herald
It is safe for man not TO keep secret, from his
wife John smith married a few years ago. and, as
T. not unusual did not marry his first love cousin
with whom lie had formerly been intimate visited New
York hast week, and John took HIM home to dinner
and introduced him to Mrs. smith. How do you like
New York - ,,skcd sam Of his hostess. after having
lived in Baltimore D." I've always lived In New York.
was the puzzled reply. looked a, Il he had made
nice Of 1t. but in an instant Mrs smiths face
Frightened "Oh ,mow what You mean she sad.
h WA II his other oac. Tia, ala was brJAen
Of long before John knew me- But sam didn't feel
happy until he ont of the house.
Youthful Cutcncss.-JimmyM Ma, can have that
candy your dressing case
Mother--les.
tGimmy makes no motion toward taking it,
Mother Why don't you take II, IL YOU want II
Why, dccldir its gone
Jmm, Yep. | ate IL before ! asked you for IL.
-llaWrcnce American
Little Girl Mamma. wha. + grass widow
Little Erothcr tbpaldng inl-Whv, SIS. any body
knows that. IT, what had husband that
died Of hay fever.
Fragment Of dialogue overheard In the street
slim In black alpaca coat and sleek side
whi-kcr- Godshy. he did play you pretty mean
trick. bat yon must leave Vengeance To the Lord NOu
his head.
Fat man with scribbv gray mustachc. small !
checked cUtaway coat and brown Derby hat oh, |
yes deacon I'm OF fore1vng deposition, and I'm |
perfectly willing 10 heap Goals Of fire his head I'LL
| burn him badheadcd. .-(l'o,ton Transcript.
What j. the chief end OF man ," asked Hraintree.
Mass. sunday school teacher of Of her boys. Aud
instead OF giving the answer in the oatechsm. he |
replied. The chief end OF man Is the end what's got
the head on
Boston Policeman Ito weE dressed lady)-Beg par
don, ma'am, but you will have To- get in somewhere
oil the street.
Lady-t;ct on the street, What do YOU mean sir |
Pollccmau-An't that dress merchandise anu that |
bunnitl and all them other flNins OF course they |
And the order Is that merchandise shint DO |
exposed In the streets for longer than ten minutes.
sorry ma am. but yOn'll have "a get In somewhere
-(BostOn Transcript.