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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25
BY LEWIS BAKER.

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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25
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are cordially invited to visit and avail tnem-
selves of the facilities of our Eastern Office
while in New York
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

Fashion has decreed that street dresses
shall lie on the ground at least an inch
and half. Jack the Ripper will soon
be doing business ON every avenue.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

TR1- WEEKLY-Oaily = Monday Wednesday
and Friday.)
yr inadvance. 81 90 6mos. in adv. ~ w
3months, in advance 81 W.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

A SEVERE task is demanded of
GEORGE r DAVIS. the director panara
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

Still water runs deep, but swift
streams get there first.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Year 81 Six No. 65c Three Mo. SOC
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

SENATOR INGALLS,, of Kansas. is the
author of the phrase, 1.-THE DecaIogue
has no place in modern politics." Prob
ably he regards politics and business as
so interviewer as to apply the principle
to both. In the recent inquest over the
defunct bank at Abilene, Kansas, the
president testified that 1t had done
thrifty business for Senator INGALLS,
buying up the notes of embarrassed
farmers at is per cent discount. There
is somewhere i'll the Decalogue an init
nation that requirements made in this
way have an immoral quality.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25
DAILY AND SUNDAY
SUNDAY ALONE.

tyr in advanceSI0 90 mos. in adv. 50 SC
6m in advance co weeks in adv. 1 OC
One month ....S5c-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

The scandal that will raise an actress
salary will break poor girls heart.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

The man who can guess how the wasp
wasted woman of to-day got into their
corsets could call the turn on the
weather.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

If the Chicago hoodlums who demand
ed pipeful of whiskers from bearded
man were compelled to smoke hair for
thirty days they would never do it
again.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

The syndicate engineering the seal
corner is working skin game.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

You cannot teach an old canary new
tunes, but you can buy new bird.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

The actress who jumped overheard in
New York bay watered her stockings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

THE pastor of the orthodox church in
the town of Wells, in Mr.. REEDS dis
trict in Maine, has been making trouble
A Mr.. MAXWELL, the richest and most
influential man in the church and
town, sat in the voting hall on election
day with pile of bills and note book.
and bought all the votes iii the market
openly. On the next Sunday this i'm
pudeut parson discoursed on the sub
ject, narrating the facts and that he was
himself a Republican. He was not
timid in his denunciations of the trans
action as immoral and Ubiquitous, a
crime asainst society and good govern
ment, and the man a subject for disci-
pline by both church and civil law. He
does not seem to have realized that
such methods were needful for the sue
cess OF REED and the progress of the
party of reform and moral ideas.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

With women now it's off with the old
love of bonnet and on with the new.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25
CAMPAIGN RHYME.

If hell is paved with good Intentions,
Satan must wear spiked shoes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25
SHOOTING STARS.
A piano tuner should not be breeder
of discord.

Some English servant girls demand a
character of their proposed mistress
from former servants before hiring out
to them. It's queer rule that won It
work both ways.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

SUNDAY ALONE.
l VT In advance. 81 90 3 mos. in adv .....5 SOC
6 m. in advance l 90 l mo. in adv. 49,. zoe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

CAUTIOUS Democrats insist that VEN
ABLE sh ould have been allowed to re-
tain his seat in the house simply because
he had 675 more undisputed votes than
the man given his place. The MALONE
element had bolted and given about
3,7G0 votes to another man. Had they
voted for LANGsTo he would have
been elected; therefore, he should be
seated. A stronger reason was that no
colored man had been let in among the
dozen or more contestants, and the
coiored brethren were getting off their
political base. The voting done by the
people cut no figure. e
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

The worlds stage, but some of its
people are very poor players.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-09-25

LOCAL FORECAST.
For ST. Paul, Minneapolis and vicinity
Fair weather; warmer.
r IyoNs Observer.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
Til. First stoam Fire Engine.

At the suggestion OF the fire insurance
companies of New York City a machin-
list named Paul Hodge, a resident of
Gotham, constructed a steam fire engine,
which was first publicly tested in Front
Of the New York City Hall, in March,
1871. 1t was total failure. Then the
Board of Directors offered gold medal
for the best method of applying steam
to the propulsion of water for tire pur-
poses. This prize was won by John
Ericsson, the maker of the Monitor, re-
cencly deceased, and more recently re-
moved 10 his native country.
The official report has the following
paragraph in regard 10 Ericsson's en-
CINE: "The points of excellence las thus
narrowed down were found u belong 10
an engine weighing less than 2l6 tons.
which has the power of 10s men, and
will throw 1900 pounds of water per
minute TO "A height of 105 feet through a
nozzle of IL inches in diameter. The
model i'm question was submitted by one
John Ericsson. st. Louis Republic.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
Hostesses should Possess Tact

1t requires tact and adaptabiity to be
a successful hostess. Quiet people do not
like TO be sharply josued'out of their ac:
customed routine TO be introduced to
scenes and amusements which are neither
congenial nor necessary TO their happi-
ness. IL is IA positive luxury to such at
times TO be left TO themselves for an hour
or two, and permitted, as one bright
young lady put it, "to look and feel as
idiotic as they pleased" Writing ma
terials placed conveniently in the guest
room, with few OF the latest books or
magazines, is happy device Of the host
ess THAI she may have the morning hour
in which to lay plans and give orders for
the day. When there are two or more
guests table drawn 10 n pleasant win
dow, on which is placed some fascinat-
ing game, is often a gentle lure for the
benefit OF the hostess. There is beau
tiful hospitality that is the outgrowth of
unselisnness and a genuine love for hui
mainly. In such home people have a
good time i'm spite of themselves, for
everything comes to pass without any
apparent effort, and the most delightful
things happen, aud no one is surprised,
for they seem 60 come along in the nat
ural order of events.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

A proud, irritable, disconnected and
quarrelsome person can never be happy.
He has thrown a tempestuous atmos-
phere around himself, and must for
ever move In the region of storms. He
has employed sure means TO embitter his
life, whatever may be his external cir
cumstances. He has been the architect
OF his temper, and misery must be the
result of his labor.
But a person who has formed his tenn
per and disposition of mind after right
model, who is humble, meek, cheerful
and contented, can commonly find "a con-
venient shelter when overtakcn by the
storms OF life. 1t should. therefore, be
our early lesson TO subject the passions,
appettes and desires 60 the control and
guidance OF reason. The first are. the
gales TO impel us in the voyage OF life,
but the last ought still TO sit at the helm
and direct our course.
The stream, when IL slowly descends
with hoarse murmur from the noun
tain, and ripples through the plain,
adorns and enriches the scene but when
Ii rushes down I'm roaring impetuouS
torrent, overlooking its banks, il carries
devastation and ruin along with ii; so,
when the passions, appetites and desires
are kept under due restraint, they are Il
useful and felicitating part OF our ma
ture; when they are allowed To rage
with unbridled fury, they commit fear
full ravages on the character which they
were fitted 10 adorn and eXalt.
We must watch over the first move
ments of the heart, and not indulge,
with secret complacency, in imagina-
tions which we would be ashamed to
avow. II we wish the stream of life TO
be pure, ii ought to be our aim to pre-
serve the fountain whence it flows unpol-
luted. "Keep thy heart with all dill
gence, for out of it are the issues Of life. I"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

How People Sign their Business and So
cial Correspondence.

A friend OF mine always used 70 crowd
just as much as he could on the last page
OF every letter he wrote so that at the
bottom he might have left only just
room enough for his name. Thus he
avoided the use OF any complimentary
phrase that To him was meaningless, and
To the receiver OF the letter might mean
more or less than the writer would wish.
i have often seen him painfully wrest-
ling with his imagination or his memory
for ideas or facts enough TO make ink
and paper come out even. surely his
method OF getting over the difficulty Is
awkward, TO say the least III the end
ing happened 10 come naturally In the
middle of the page, IL would be better
right there To omit the distasteful phrase
than TO take your own time and that OF
your reader with needless sentences,
added merely "to fit" Custom, how
ever, prescribes that all letter writers
shall at the end say something polite
10 their correspondents, even though the
body OF the letter contains the most
caustic sort Of Scotch blessing. No
doubt, too, there are shades OF meaning
in the many forms that this politeness
assumes. You will seldom find man
who always signs his name with the
same phrase i'm front of IL, there being
usually an attempt TO make the phrase
accord, at least To some extent, with the
nature of the rest OF the epistle. 1t
would at first seem hard, then, TO learn
from any given body of correspondence
the comparative degrees of popularity
that these phrases possess, but, curious,
To try it, l examined three hundred of
my old letters, a hundred and fifty purely
business letters, and an equal number Of
IA general nature from friends and ac-
quaintances, none from relatives, and
statistics:
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
Very "Odde Pye."

The fondness of Englishmen for strange
and "mixed-up" dishes of meat is well IL
Illustrated by the custom TO which club
Of antiquarians in London, called 1.-THE
Chelms ford Odd Volumes" is given.
Every year, in the summer time, this
antiquarian club goes TO the country for
a summer ramble, and on these ramblcs,
according TO several Of the London Jour
nails, they are accustomed TO refresh
themselves with a mysterious dish de-
scrbed in the bill of fare as "ye odde
pye."
i he printed "menu" con aims list of
the ingredients of this dish, which is al
ways much relished by the members Of
the club but in order that the guests
may not be frightened off, the list is
printed there only i'm the Latin tongue.
The pie, "a served on the castle
grounds at Pleshey this year. was pre-
pared by Miss Eva Christy, and con-
tanned, "among other things" "field
voles-a kind Of rat-hedgehogs, frogs,
rabbit, fowls eggs, beef, bacon, thrushes,
black birds, greenhnches, sparrows, and
seven hne specimens of the common barn
rat granted
ave can aver with truth" says one OF
the visitors at this years picnic who par
took of the pie. that the rats and hedge
hogs were most appetiZing, and that we
have in these humble animals delicacies
of the first order"
The ingredients Of the "odde pye," are
kept profound secret until the MEM
bers Of the club sit down 10 the feast.
Something new has TO be concocted each
year, but the cook appointed for the
next outing does not despair of attaining
a novelty, since there are several "hdm-
ia the pie
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
The Child OF an EVIL Parent.

Malvolio says in Shakspeare's comedy OF
Twelfth Night" "Some are born great, some
achieve greatness and some havs> greatness
thrust upon them" SO il is With nervousness.
Some are born nervous. some achieve nervous
ness by their own imprudt nee and neglect, and
some have nervousness thrust upon them by
disease The basic starting point OF this all
ment which grows rapidly ana assumes alar M
ing proportions when it reaches the stage OF
hypochondria aud chronic eleeples sness is
weakness, the child OF indigestion, parent OF
many evils. For the incapacity OF the stomach
TO digest food, and OF the system TO assimilate
IL after digestion, Hostetters Stomach Bitters
has ever proved n sovereign remedy. Sleep
becomes tranquil appetite improves, abnormal
sensitiyeness OF the nerves is succeeded by
steadiness and vigor in those delicate tissues,
bodily substance increases when that signal
restorative of digestion is systematically used.
Conquer also with IL malaria. rheumatism, kid
ney inactivity, liver complaint and constipa-
tim
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

An old lady living near Pittsburg, Pa,
hit upon novel and original idea to
protect herself and property from bur
glars, of whom she lived i'm mortal ter
ror. Inside a large bronze dog in her
front yard. she had placed phonsgraph
into which a neighbours dog had barked.
The photograph was run by an electric
motor connected with the house, so that
by the pressing Of an electric push but
ton in her room the old lady could set it
in operation. She never had occasion to
make use of her invention, for the pur-
pose OF protection. but il afforded much
amusement 10 her friends, and after
death was bought by one of them for
preservation as curiosity.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
Talking of patent medicines

Talking Of patent medicines
you know the old prejudice.
And the doctors-some of
them are between you and us.
They would like you to think
that what's cured thousands
won't cure you. You'd be-
lieve in patent medicines if
they didn't profess to cure
everything - and so, between
the experiments of doctors,
and the experiments of patent
medicines that are sold only
because there's money in the
stuff, you lose faith in every
thing.
And, you can't always tell
the prescription that cures by
what you read in the papers.
So, perhaps, there's no better
way to sell a remedy, than to
tell the truth about it, and
take the risk of its doing just
what it processes to do.
That's what the Worlds
Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton, of Buffalo, N. Y, does
with
DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery,
Favorite Prescription,
Pleasant Pellets, and
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
If they don't do what their
makers say they'll do-you
get your money back.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
Expectiuc Too Much.

Mistress - Sakes alivel You have
cooked that turkey that / got for
Thanksgiving, instead of the roast the
butcher sent.
Servant-Sure, OF didn't know IL was
tn mate We wanted fur to-day.
Mistress-You might have known that
/ wanted the turkey saved for Thanks
giving without my telling you.
Servant-Moght Oi, indade? Did yez
expict ter git moind-radcr for tree
dollars a wake?-NeU York Weekly
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
Never Neglect n Cold.

DIR. Austin Flint says In the Forum: lit
is probable that person with an inherited
tendency to consumption would never de-
yelop the disease II he could be protected
against infection with the tubcrcle bacillus.
In the light OF modern discoveries con-
sumption can no longer be regarded as an
incurable disease" IL is no exaggeration
to say that Kemp's Balsam. when taken In
time. has saved many from consumption.
At all druggists; soc and 81. Sample bottle
frea
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
How's This?

We offer Ore Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF CatarTh that cannot be cured by taking
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY & CO, Props, Toledo. q.
We. the under signei have known +. j. Che
rev for the last fifteen years, and believe him
perfectly honorable In all business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obligation
made by. their frm.
WEST & TRUAx Wholesale Druggists, ToledN O.
WALDISG KINSAS & MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF
the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
Druco.sts.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
Hard Up All Around.

British Assisted Immigrant-Begp par
don, but couldn't you 'elp poor teller
as is just hover from Lunnon, sir?
Howell Gibbon (who has just spent q
years income there in two months)-
Devilish expensive place, London;
don't wonder you left IL. / went broke
there myself this season. Puck
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

OF health and strength renewed and Of ease
aud comfort follows the use OF Syrup OF
Figs. as it acts in harmony with nature to
cffectuaIly cleanse the system when costivc
or bilious. For sale In soc and 81 bottles
by all leading druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

PAPER manufacturers have for long
time been much exercised with the prob
lem Of procuring at a reduced cost the
caustic soda and chloride of lime, or
bleaching powder, which constitute items
OF considerable expense in paper mills.
Now these two chemicals have been OBJ
tanned directly and economically from
common salt bv the aid OF electricity.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
Why He Called.

al called to see your father this after
noon," remarked Charlie, as he took a
seat in the parlor.
Hester FILTERED visibly. Recovering
herself with an apparent effort she said,
simply:
"Did you?"
ayes" replied Charlie. ale has been
owing our firm a little bill for some time "
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

1t appears from an official return that
during last year 1879 persons were
killed in the Madras Presidency by wild
beasts and snake, which also destroyed
II, 555 cattle. No fewer than 1857 per-
sons died from snake bites.-LOnd0n
Truth.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

QUICK work without loss or waste is se-
cured by SAPOLIO. The only exception
TO the saying. Quick ana well don't agree.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

The saving in clothing where Dobbins'
Electric Soap Is used is ttrentu times tho
soap bill. IL is no new experiment. but has
as in 1865. Try Il. Your grocer has IL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

THOUSANDS Of mothers bless the name OF
DR.. John Bull inventing his cele bra tad
DR.. Bulls Worm Destroyers Children
tease for them and they never fail 10 do
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

Ex-PREsrDENT CLEVELAND says he has
neither purchased nor thought of pur-
chasing a yacht for himself.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

FOR BRONCHIAL. AsTHMATIC AND
PULMONARY COMPLAINTS. "Brocn's
Bronchial 1TOchesn have remarkable cura-
tive properties. Sold only In bopes.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

A SCIENTIST declares that "the soul is
the oil OF the hair" This is pretty hard
on the baldhcaded men. - SomerUilIe
Journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

THE man who is so busy that he has
no time 10 laugh needs Vocation
RAMS Horn.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

If 10 be true that man and wife are
one, each can be only half true To the
other.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

BEEcuAMs PILLS cure Bilious and Nerv-
Gus ills.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

THE best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

AT the funeral of an aged lady at
Woolwich, England, her seven sons, all
clergymen OF the Church OF England,
we're present.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26
Catarrh

is complaint which affects nearly everybody. more
less. II originates in a COLI. succession Of
colds combined with impure blood. Disagreeable
flow from the nose, tickling in the throat offensive
breath. pain over and between the eyesSrnging aud
bursting noises in the ears. are the more common
symptoms. Catarrh is cured by Hoods Sarsspa-
rila which strikes directly at its by removing
all impurities from the blood, building up the
diseased tissues aud giving healthy tone 10 the
whole system.
Il have used Hoods Sarsaparilla for catarrh with
satisfactory results. receiving permanent benefit
from it," J. +. HUBBARD. Streator, III.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-11-26

Dc NOT hit the oyster when he is
down.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-15
CRUSHED BETWEEN CARS.
A Break in nm Ammonia Tank Cleans Out
nm EstohIi.bmeuf.

A Break in nm Ammonia Tank Cleans Out
m establishments.
John Fable, an employe of Eberhardt & Co.'s
brewery in Allegheny, was killed on the West
Penn road The tracks run in the rear of
the brewery, and Fable was caught between
two cars.
Joseph Douglass, miner at Courtney, lad
both legs broken by a fall of coal yesterday.
He was taken to the Mercy Hospital.
About o'clock yesterday afternoon tank,
containing considerable ammonia, on the first
floor of McCrackens storage building on Lib
erty street near Thirteenth street, broke. The
fumes of the ammonia spread over the entire
building in moment, and the employees about
the place had to flee to the street to avoid suf-
location. 1t took nearly an hour for the fluid
to evaporate sufficiently to enable the men to
return to the building.
George kockman, carpenter living on
Strawberry lane, Allegheny. fell from the roof
of his house yesterday, while making repairs.
His left leg was broken in two places.
Elias Connell a machinist employed in
Robinson, Rea e. Co.'S, foundry. had his foot
crushed yesterday by steam chest falling
on it.
John A. Fulton's grocery team ran away on
Penn avenue yesterday. Willie Jones was
thrown out and badly injured.
a little boy, named Filter. of Western
avenue Allegheny, chopped one of his fingers
off yesterday while splitting wood.