Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-08-30

IL is strange how people in genera /
delight in the music OF their own
tongues. In society good listener |
y becoming an absolute character.
Everybody has something to say
and only but few listen.
During morning call at friends
house recently, we saw one OF these
inyeterate takers, aud she began to
tell MS how Toms wife" did her
housekeeping. We took "A mental
shorthand synopsis oithe language,
and give it here, nearly verbatim.
Toms wife is awful set Oh, she
Is SO awful set You never saw any
thing like Ill These Morgans all are.
Old Grandpa Morgan had such a wilt
oh, myl II MAS like-like-well, like
anything! Why, when he WINS d wing
yes, dying, and | had it from one OF
4 the iamily-he woulden't let Roberts
oldest daughter-May her name
Mas-come into the room because
she married one Oh the EIroys-he
hated the ElrOys, Grandpa Morgan
did And Toms wife is just so. Oh,
no, l don't mean TO say anything
against brother Toms wiiel Not at
all | never talk about anybody
Anybody that knows me would say
that never talk about folks-espeei.
ais my own folks. But Toms wife
is 80 peculiar. Now. she never uses
Up ans cold food always do.
put my odds and ends OF bread and
cake into buildings. but she neyei
DOES. Now, | cut over things for my
children, but dear me- Tom Wit,
would never dream OF doing that
Well, we'll, some women can throw
cut with spoon faster than MAJ
can throw into tie house with
shovel! oh, she wasn't brought vi
right There is 80 much in bringln.
NJ. My poor dear mother used Z
say that early teaching made rs jus
what We arn and / delieye IL. Poo
dear mother Was such discipline
Fsanl oh. wonderful have heard b,
friends sny 10 her so many time
} uh, Mrs. Jones. il does beat ever!
thing the way those children ofyoul
1 do behave' They ire just liks lit
ladies and gentielnenH
well, now. Tom wita has spoile
Nor babies. There Was little Charley
He had the measles aud hoopln;
cough lnat winter. and the doct,
nus there twcnty-one times ] set
duwa Aud poor Tom working on
j salary. and his insurance assessnen
ia nay. aud they DO cost so mG'
/ that sometimes think u Is cheap
, 10 die without being insured 2
yrs. | suppose measles may BE- dn
4 gaFous, and hopping couch b. awi
irving, but Toms wife would hn
= the doctor ifnuybody II her inmi
sneescsli Folks arc so Different A.
nle never wears her dresses 50 ~
- they como 10 making over! ;
gives them away Well, some ny
can afford to 10 that, perhaps y
cannot, And she keeps girl
=. Tho tiutei And that girl wastes
y much, The coal goes dreadful
- Sush tirps. aud thr doors open 70
the heat autl And soap, Well. y
wouldn't believe me u should
G. you the amount Of soap that - "
= Ii that family Tlwcc ponndsa We
n K there's an ounce Aud Toms =
a nlwnys has the sick headache vi
a. sbe wants 20 get rid 81 doing q
70 thing Now don't have any n
- n @,ck headache. ! never have y
IL haven't any time Tor IL, II do
feel well III the morning ! max Fn'
- ana work il or But some 70
~ don't think of that Now, there
~ Miss Rawlins. She that married
~ rcr ihc lawyer. Why, ! have :
- ibnt woman give up and 80 TO
~ l,ornnar she had the toutbaehe.
e., ~ Iuy al,pd a week. the time sam Joi
bnrn was burned = Fce' W.
: Auril. or May Five years ago
~ s1rinr--no, let me think. I 80
W rsars nro the icnih 81 Aprll'
~ ibcv liked never TO have got (
20 COW out nlive-nnd all the hay
ma burned. and sleigh anu wa
nnd lotH OF tuhs-and that wor
/. Inv abed week Just because she
SO \ boil on her neck; and On
10 here comes old Aunt Susy Picker
~. nnd now a person won't he ahi
10 oct n word in rdgcwnys
st.l Aud ne this stage OF the proc
i.ss ,npa we stopped taking notes.
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