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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

4 curious development Of the ''nickel
Tor penny In the slot machine" has
appeared IN England. IL is proposed
to erect automatic Photographic ma
chimes, corresponding In a general way
70 the other machines Of this class for
weighing, selling candy, etc, with
which the public Is now familiar. In
tue Photographic machines penny IS
placed In a slot, the person stands in
front OF lens for about five seconds,
being notified by the ringing Of bell
when TO cease posing. BY the mechan-
ism the plate is developed and fixed,
and In fOrty-tive seconds the photo Is
passed out % the purchaser y second
slot for nRlfpennies delivers a frame
when one coin is dropped into it. It IS
claimed that the profit on each photo
graph is over one halfpenny. The
chemicals used are 4 secret, and 1t Is
largely owing 10 their low cost that the
figures given can be realized
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

GOOD CoFFEE.-To those who do
not own French coffee pot Marion
Harland advises the following method
for making good coffee: Mix with a
cupful of ground coffee one of cold
water, In which has been stirred the
white and crushed shell of a raw egg.
Put the mixture into a scalded coffee
boiler, and shake well before adding a
quart and a half pint OF boiling water
Boil quickly-taking care 1t does not
bubble over at the top-for fifteen min
utes; scrape the sides OF the boiler and
dash in suddenly half a cupful of cold
water. Draw the pot to the coolest
side of the range, where it cannot pos
sibly boil; let the beverage settle on the
lees for from three to five minutes, and
draw off gently into scalded table pot
or urn
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Tie height of an olive tree is usu-
ually 20 feet, but it is sometimes as
high as 90 feet, and it reaches almost a
fabulous age. One recently destroyed
at Beaulieu has a recorded age of 1--we
centuries, and It was 33 feet in circum-
ference. The olive tree is exceedingly
prolific under cultivation; the fruit
yields about 20 per cent of Its weight,
exclusive of kernel, in OIL Italy is
said TO produce 80, 3,O0O,0 600; France
1902 coo gallons of oil annually. The
tree does not yegetate readily beyond
1900 feet altitude OF 40 degrees lati-
tude.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

UFIs IN DoUDT-"I don't know, u
said Willie Washington, ''whethah Pm
popuIah with the young lady on whom
i called lawst night Oh not"
''Why?" inquired the friend to whom
he was speaking.
''I had been there an ouah, when she
said: We'll, Mr.. Washington, We have
had a delightful evening, haven't
we?"
That was encouraging"
"Ya-a-s, but 1t happened that / had
the toothache, you know, and hadn't
said fouah wohds the whole evening.
don't you Know"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

L USefUl attribute of paper not gen.
orally known is Tor preserving ice in a
pitcher of wafer. Fill the pitcher with
Ice and water and set it on the centre
of piece of paper; then gather the
paper together at the top and place the
ends tightly together, placing a strong
rubber band around the coil 10 hold il
close. so as 10 exclude the air, y
pitcher of ice water treated in this
manner has been known to stand over
night with scarcely a perceptible melt
ing of the ice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Erri-nal Newu An, no is wi hin 4
y,.r u' neIng a nouogeuIri an, is unable
to 20 any distance without aid, and las
had To give up his early rising and min
istrat5Ous. Cardinal Manning, on the
other hand, who is 50, retains the same
bodily aud mental vigor that he has ell
Juyed Tor years.
READ ana milk is one Of the most
popular dishes served for IuHch AT the
Congressional restaurant in Washing
to-. Glasses OF pure cream or of half
cream and haf milk are greatly In de-
mand among the Congressman who
come from cities bat they are avoided
Is the rural members.
\ pos age stam'' was recently found
~ a Corn ctIcut physician in the ear
o.: q tie patient, aud on lis removal
% 50 we've pain, from which the child had
.uffrr.d Il and hich aused the visit to
he dl-tor. disappeared.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

CHOCOLATE BLANC NANCE -
Bakers chocolate, ,one-eighth of a pack
age; Cox's gelatine, One-half box; sugar,
one-half cup; vanilla. one tablespoonful;
milk. one quart. Soak the gelatine IN
little water; CRATE or scrape fine The
chocolate, boil it in the milk in farina
kettle two hours, then add the geiatine
and sugar and cook ten minutes more;
strain through sieve or strain; add the
vanilla; skim frequently the grease that
will rise on top. Serve when solid, with
cream or sauce.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

MALAGA CAKE--Two cupfuls of
sugar and half cupful of butter; beat
to cream; i half cupful Of sweet
milk; mix three cupfuls of flour with
three teaspoonfuls of baking powder;
beat the whites of seven eggs to froth;
stir all together; add flavor with lemon;
bake In sheets. Filling-Whites of three
egg, beaten with sugar as for frosting;
save out enough for the top of the cake;
add a coffee-cupful of seeded and
chopped raisIns and two teaspoonfuls
of lemon extract; spread between the
cake.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Tie minimum dry weather flow of
cer ain rivers Is given as follows In a
report by Willis Chapman on the pro-
posed sewerage of Brantford, Ont.
1t. Lawrence at Brockville, Ont, Is
OOO,0J cubic feet per minute; Missis-
sIppi at St Paul, Min, 1900, 900;
Connecticut, at Holyoke, Mass, 800,
600; Ohio, at Pittsburg, Pa, 100000;
Seine, ut Paris, France, 100000; Mo-
hawk, at Cohoes, n. Y, $1,000;
Thames, at London. England, 30, 600;
Chicago, at Chicago, Ill, (out Of Lake
N'chi-anl, 80, 600; Illinois. at La Sale,
Ill 36,OOOi Grand, at Bradford, Ont.
Is, 600.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

! viii forfeit the above amount if ] fail to
prove that FloTapleNiOn i the best medicine, ian
existence for Dyspepsia. Indigestion or Bilious
ness. II IS a certain cure. and affords imiHe,iI.
ate relief. in cases Of Kidney and Liver Com
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FlOrapleNiOn builds up the weak system and
cures where other remedies fan. Ask your
druggist for il and get well. Valuable book
Things Worth knowing" also. sample hp'ti-
sent free: all charges prepaid Address
Franklin Hart, - Warren Street. New OK.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Don't readl Don't tb;,.
Don't believe! Now. arr ',,a -.s
better? '0u
You women who think f..
patent medicines are a b,,rs -'
bu :, and DIR. Pierce's Far-aS .'
ite Prescription the bigross. ".
humbug of the whole (beSSsS,r,ss'.
it's best known of aIl)-Jas.
your lack-offaith cure Com s ,
It's very easy to don't !,
this world. Suspicion aIwara =
comes more easily than COY
fdence. But doubt t-TttI,
faith - never made a sicL
woman we'll and the aFa
vorite Prescription has curs5
thousands of delicate, wasi.
women, which makes Us tbi1i.
that our " Prescription =
better than your don't believa
We're both honest. Let rs
come together. You try n
Pierce's Favorite Prescription
If it doesn't do as represented
you get your money again.
Where proofs so easy, ca,
you afford to doubt?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

To take iron rust out of white goods,
pour teacupful of boiling water stretch
the goods tightly across the top of IT;
then pour on little of the solution of
oxalic acid dissolved III water, and rub
it with the edge of a teaspoon or any
thing. If it does not come out at once,
dip it down into the hot water and rub
again.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

IN one of the leading locomotive
shops there is now building an engine
with an enormous driving wheel, nine
feet in circumference. which will be
fixed in the centre III front OF the boiler.
Instead OF ordinary aXles the truck
wheels viii have bicycle spindles and
eXperts claim that the large driving
wheel will carry a train at over ninety
miles an hour.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Professor EIiiH Thompson says that in
the near future railways Will be run by
electricity. by this he means not only
the small roads for cities and suburban
districts, but the large ones connecting
cities, and lie looks for a higher speed
than is now attained with the steam
locOmotiYe.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

To take out machine grease use rain
water and soda. To remove oil and
varnish from silk try tenZine, ether and
soap very cautiously. To take out
paint mix equal PARTS or ammonia and
turpentine- Saturate the spot two or
three times, then wash out in soapSuds.
Paint can sometimes be rubbed out of
woolen go Ids after it has dried.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

One of the deepes. mines IN the world
Is at 1t. Andre du POirier. France, and
yearly produces 3Oo, 600 tons OF coal.
The mine Is worked with two shafts,
one :, gj2 feet deep and the other 3.OS3.
The latter shaft is now being d-epened,
and will soon reach the 1000 #. level.
The remarkable feature In this deep
mine is the comparative low temPera-
ture experienced, which seldom rises
above - de-. Fab.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

HERRING SALAD-Fut into salad
bowl the crisp leaves of a head of let
tuce; remove the skin and bone from
two smoked herrings; shred them fine
and add 10 the lettuce; pour over the
salad a plain dressing and garnish with
hard-Doiled eggs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

MUSTARD CABBAGE-Chop half a
head of cabbage fine; put on to boil. a
cupful of vinegar, cupful OF sugar.,
seven tablespoonfuls of milk, two of
mustard, and one each of pepper and
salt, add bsaten egg, stir the mixture
well; then pour the whole over the
cabbage and serve.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Doctor Flint Is quoted as saying: 81
have never known dyspeptic to re-
cover vigorous health who undertook
% live after a strictly regulated diet,
and have never known an instance of
a healthy person living according to a
strictly dietic system who did not
become dyspeptic.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

AN ACCOMPLISHED GIRL - Mrs.
Smith-So your daughter has gradual
ed with hOnors.
Mrs. Jones-Yes, she understands
painting, and astronomy, and piano
playing, and Lord knows what all.
You ought to be very proud.
suppose so. l expect she will be
very happy in her married life if she
finds husband who knows how 70
cook, sew on buttons and dress child
Ten.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

To Remove Mildew or Stains From
White Cloth-One tablespoonful of
chloride of lime in half a pail OF water
and let it stand half an hour, then dip
the cloth in, wet thoroughly, and spread
in the sun. Repeat this until entirely
out, then wash thoroughly and rinse,
and the lime will not injure the cloth
To leave the cloth over night without
washing, tn. lime Will rot IL Yellowed
or unbleaohed clothes may be bleached
in the same way.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

INK STAINs.-Ink stains on mahog-
any furniture will disappear if treated
as follows: Put six drops of nitre into
teaspoonful of water, and touch the
stained part with feather dipped in
the mixture. Immediately after this,
rub with a soft cloth and cold water to
prevent mark.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

In order to keep machinery from
Tusting take one ounce of camphOr,
dissclving it in pound of lard; take
off the scum and mix as much fine
black lead as will give it iron-color.
Clean the machinery and smear it with
this mixture. After twenty-four hours,
rub clean with soft, linen cloth. Ii
will keep cIean for months under
ordinary circumstances.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Ast Gugc phenomenon In the heavens
was noticed by manyIn Lexington, Ga. 4,
lately IL was hay, cloudy, and en-
circlinS the sun was complete rain
bow with ut least half the hues. Some
Of the suspicious looked upon II "a "A
sign of some great calamity to come,
and have not rested since.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

EXCUSED THIS TIME-Schooimarm
twith ominous look in her eye el-W hat
made you so late, Robert Reedf
Robert-Been fightin'
Schoo,marm advancing furiouslyl-
You have, eh?
RObert-Ye Is, Ma'am. a hoy sed yer
wuz ugly as homemade sin, an jest
give it To him
SchOolmarm-Well, Bobby dear, III
have TO pardon you this time; but con-
troll your temper the best you can
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Lady de Primrose do you
think of the new Duchess?"
Mrs. Normanby-''O, she's perfect
phonograph!''
81 don't understand, What do you
mean?r
"Well, you see, she speaks without
thinking"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

4 ciriI engineer at Watertown, N.
Y, lately accomplished, in q simple,
cheap and expeditions way, the laying
OF a long line OF pipe in deep water.
He had occasion to lay nearly one thou
sand feet Of suction pipe at RouSe's
Point. The water was needed for man
ufacturtng purposes, and, as IL was
found that the water near the shore
WAS more or less impure, 1t was neces-
sary 10 place the inlet considerable
distance out IN the lake. He purchased
FOR the purpose a steel pressure pipe OF
eight inches In diameter. Plugging the
end Of the llrst length, he pushed II out
on the surface Of Lake Champlain, and
connected the second length, pushing
this out in turn until the whole line
WAS coupled. 1t then presented ths
unusual spectacle of a line OF S-inch
pressure pipe nearly thousand feet
long, floating with displacement Of
only 81 inches Of its diameter. When
the requisite length had been connected
the line was towed 70 position, the plug
at the end removed, and the pipe sank
easily In l6, feet of water without
breaking a Joint or receiving any in
Jury. NO bloys or floats were used in
the operation, and no apparatus OF any
kind. The pipe Is now In use as the
suction OF steam pump, and gives
perfect satisfaction, 1t Is said.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

THE PENALTY OF FALsEIooD-
Stronger (at doorl-Is Mrs. Ffippy mr.
Maid-Are you the man with the
milliner's blll'
Stranger trying to lie his way in ,
AIpy Iwho has more than he wanlS)
-..Pooll! r ches have wings"
Poor Jack (who hasn't enough -
Maybe; but they're mighty slow III iy-
Ing toward fellow"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

GooEoglsts assert that if khe continents
and the bottom of the ocean were
graded down to a uniform level the
whole world would be covered with
water a mile deep, so much grrater is
the depression of the ocean bed than
the elevation of the existing land.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

KEEPING WITHIN BoUNDs-It is a
pIetty careful speaker who Is never
compelled to discount his first assertion
by more than 10 per cent.
Little Mar % Edith, there's hole
in your stocking as big as a silver dol
lar.
Edith-Why, Marie. how you exag-
geratel
Marie M.Iie-Well. it's - alg y 90 cents.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

PREACHING AND PRACTICE-M Mr..
Wealthy presume, sir, you will Join
our new forestry association?
MIR. Rlchman-MOst gladly, sir. The
way our virgin forests are being de.
stroyed Is a shame-an outrage. Johnl
Put few more logs on the crate.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

PARsNIPs.-Boil until tender, scrape.
cut lengthwise, ard put into sauce
pan With three tablespoonfuls of but
ter, little Pepper and salt, and a
tablespoonful of chopped parsley. Shake
until the mixture boils, take up the
pieces carefully, and pour the butter
over
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

The Evil That Men DO, Etc-City
EditOr-Here's a sad piece of intelli-
gence. Hare. the poet is dead
Copy Reader-Dead? Hoorayl
City EdltOr-H es; but he left 10, 0CO
unpublished poems.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

In water telephone recently pat
ented in England the apparatus
employed for the collection of sound
transmitted Though water. between
ships, has been improved by construct
ing the apparatus so that any pressure
caused 10y the increased density of the
wafer has no effect upon it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

y MORNING CALL-Mrs. Pattan-
gill Ito neighbJr who has Just dropped
in')-'NO. EIviry, / can't say-no,
rally, | can't, that | enjoy goin' to
funerals, 'ceptin', of course, when it IS
one of my own folks"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13
The Ladies' Delighted.

The pleasant elect and the perfect
safety which ladies may use the liquid
fruit laxative, Syrup of Figs, under all
conditions make il their favOrite rem
edy. 1t is pleasing to the eye and To
the taste, gentle, Yet eflectual in acting
on the kidneys. liver and bowels.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13
HOUSEHOLD.

OMELETTR-Eggs. three; milk, half
pint; flour, tablespoonfuls; salt to
taste. Beat the yo;ks and whites of the
eggs separately and add the whites last,
stirring i2htly. Bake in a modeIate
oven.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

EASY ENOUGH-Inquiring Stranger
Can you tell Inc what those carvings
on the station are for?
Ticket Agent-Certainly, sir. Sc
that people when they have nothing
else To do can ask about them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

ACQUIRING INFORMATION" SEX
cuse me, sir" he said as he stepped into
the office, but do you carry any life in
surance?"
I'D like to answer that question by
asking another" said the merchant.
do you carry any fire insurance."
"Why, no, /"
"Well, If you go out quietly you
won't be fired. that's all"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

HER ExCUsE-When will parents
learn not to expect too much OF their
children2
"Ethel, get up, my dear Don't you
know it's naughty To play like thatrMr.
Smiths daughter never would do So.
She's a good little girl-"
"Well, mamma, Bessie Smith ought
10 be better girl than am. Her papa 8
a minister, and nv papa's only a dea-
con-"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

PIANO CASE PoLIsH.-Olive oil ap-
piled with cotton or canton flannel rag
and afterwards rubbed with dry flannel
is a good polish for a piano case. We
have read that one part olive oil and
two parts vinegar is also good.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Customer-Did you say ten cents?
Barber-ls that too much fora shaver
CustOmer-NO OF AT all. 1t would have
cost Inc so to have a surgeon do that
amount of cutting.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

WHAT HER PARTY WAS FOR
why, my dear, you had a party last
month. How often do you wish to
entertain your friends.
This Is not to entertain my friends,
but to snub my enemies"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Biologists assert that if the conti-
nents and the bottom OF the ocean were
graded down to a uniform level the
whole world would be covered with wa
ter a mile deep.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

ASKING TOO MUCH-Lady-l can't
stand this any more. You have a
different soldier here in the kitchen
every week.
Servant-That's not my fault In a
house where the table is as poor as il
is IN this, you can't expect the same
soldier to stand IL more than 3
week.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

"Hold on. my friend, don't shoot:
Pm judge"
"Wall, s'posen We are; judges ain'i
no more count dan de law is nowadays,
fe can't hang a feller, ye can't 'lectrify
him, and my lawyer can appeal 3 fast
as you kin sentence. Shell out.''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

feeling and debility, and in the weakened con
dition Of the system. diseases arising from i'm
pure blood are liable To appear. To gain strength,
to overcome disease, and 10 purify, vitalize.
and enrich the blood, take Hoods SarSapauIla.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

WOULD RESPECT HIS WISHES Old
Gentleman (from head of the stairs at a
late hour)-Clara, L think you and that
young man have talked enough for one
evening,
Clara-All right, pa. We Won't say
another word.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

STRAWBERRY SYRUP.-A pound OF
sugar 10 a pint of strawberry Juice,
strain the juice from the berries through
a muslin bag; let it come to a boil, and
skim 1t well. when cold, add brandy to
taste and bottle il.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

COFFEE CAKEs.-A cupful of butter,
half cupful of sugar, 4 cupful of mo-
lasses, a teaspoonful of saleratus dis
solved in cupful OF strong coffee, a
nutmeg, a teaspoonful of cloves, cin-
namon, five cupfuls of -four, and cup
full of chopped raisins.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Mr.. Staid-"And is Miss Giggle.
gaggle well educa ed?''
Mrs. McFad Educated? | should
say so. Why, the ribbons on her grad
uating dress cost over fifty dollars"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Young BrindIe-Pa, can't | have a
flannel shirt like yours?
Mr.. Brindle (sleaking from expert
ence) e)-My son. you may have tins after
it washed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

At the Broadway Theatre-She-
This melody is simply Intoxicating,
isn't it, George?"
He-'G es, OF course; don't you hear
it's drinking song they are singing. -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-08-13

Too EXPENSIVE - Widower Ito
Observation-Disclosures You say the
funeral costs two hundred dollars. l
wish had known that before.
Undertaker-You said you wanted
your late wife buried In a stylish man.
ner.
Widower-Yes, certainly; but two
hundred dollars! Why, l would rather
have had no funeral at all than 10 have
to pay that amount.