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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17
Pr RSONAL.

AZ an unvsiling Of a statue to Jeanne & A-c
n France thirty descendants of her brothers
were present.
GEORGE WEsTISGHoUsE is having e c0ttag e
built entirely If marble at Leanox. Mass. at
cost Of $4,000
JoHS P ST JoHS Is stumping Nebraska for
God au1 home and native land and so and
expenses per stump.
MMg. MoDJEsxA says that she cannot afford
70 get angry. for the reason that to lose one s
temper is TO lUse ones beauty
THERE is Dne Indian in the United States
worth SlOO0O0O- He is known as Matthias
splitlog, and is chief of the Wyandotte tribe
JOIN DUNsELL Of Providence. Kan. s. years
old and an Invalid. has applied for a pension on
the ground that be is the orphan" son of q
revolutionary soldier.
IT IS RUMoREO that John D. Rockefeller aud
number Of other rlch men have agreedt to sup
port newspaper enterprise in aid of the anti
saloon temperance movement.
AT the recent marriage of the daughter of
Chauncey Kimer Of New York ct his summer
home at Rock City Falls the grounds were
Illuminated with nine miles of Chinese Ian
terms.
Henry WILLARD expresses his positive opinion
that in five years there will not be a steam
locomotive on any railway in the United States,
ana every kind of machinery will he driven by
electricity.
QUEEN VICTORIA has invited Herr Swoboda,
the Austrian artist and his sister. who is also
artist, to visit Windsor Castle for the purpose
OF painting portraits of the members of the
royal family
The late Writ Dexter of Chicago once made
a remark that it had been the ambition of his
life to kill 50 Mallard ducks in one day, and that
he had spent $40, coo trying to do it. He even
tually succeeded. and at his death he had a
record of 135 ducks day.
UNITED STATES MINISTER SSowDEE likes the
government and the people of Greece, but not
the country. AS he luckily represents the
United states in Roumana and Servla, as well
as IN Greece, he Is enabled to leave Athens IN
the hot season and seek cooler cline.
Mr.. STANLEY's GIFT to his bride was a set of
sapphire and diamond ornaments and a mag
nidcent diamond star and diamond brooch. Mrs.
Stanley S travelling dress is a dove coored crepe
de chine, embroidered with silver. Her bonnet
is ornamented with feathers of the same
hue.
JAMES CUsTCK who discovered John C. Heenan
in California in 1919 1856, and brought him
east to fight with John iIorrisey. died at st.
Luke S hospital, in New York last Wednesday,
BY curious coincidence his cousin Nicholas
Landon, who also led sporting life, died the
same day at Bellevue Hospital
HERAULT DE SEYCHELLES. whose great-g grand
father went to the guillotine with Danton, Ca
mile Desmoulins, Fabre Byzantine and fifteen
other more obscure beings April 8, 1894 died
lately In Paris in great poverty. Marats
nephews and descendant of Danton are living
and well off, but, strange to say, do not favor
the republic.
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To a SOubrette.

Eugene Field an the Chicago Neics.
'Tis years, soubrette, since last we met,
And yet, ah, yet, how swift ana tender
My thoughts go back in Time S dull track
To you, sweet pink of female gender;
shall not say, though others may,
That time ell human Joy enhances;
But the same old thrill comes TO me still
With memories Of your songs and dances.
Soubrettish ways these latter days
Invite my praise, but never get it;
! still am true to yours and you;
My records made; I'll not upset it,
The pranEs they play. the things they say,
I'd blush to put the like on paper;
And I'll avow they don't know how
To dance, so awkwardIy they caper!
used to sit down in the pit
And see you fit like elf or fairy
Across the stage, and I'll engage
Fo moonbeam sprite were half so airy,
Lo! everywhere about me there
We're rivals reeking with pomatum,
And If perchance they caught glance
In song or dance, how | did hate EN-.
At half past ten came rapture; then
Of oil those men was | most happy.
For wine and things and food for kings
And tete-a-tetes were on the taps.
Do You forget my fair soubrette,
Those suppers in the Cafe Rector,
The cosy nook where we partook
OF sweeter draughts than tabled nectar?
oh, happy days, when youths wild ways
Knew every phase of harmless folly
On, bssful nights, whose fierce delights
Deted gaunt featured Melancholy
Gone are they all beyond recall
And l, shade, a mere reflection
Am forced to feed my spirits greed
Upon the husks of retrospection.
And 10, tonight the phantom light
That as a sprite fits on the fender
Reveals face whose girish grace
Brings back the feeling, warm and tender;
And all the while the old time smile
Plays on my visage, grim and wrinkled,
AS though, soubrette, your footballs yet
Upon my rusty heart strings tinEled.
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BRIGHT BITS.

NATURAL AND SELECTED
Her eyes are bright, her smile is bland,
She walks in beauty pride,
The girl who promenades the sand
Until her hair Is dried.
But she will e'er be deemed a belle,
Nor will the youth admire
The maid who goes to the hotel
And dries hers at the fire.
Boston Courier.
TIE best boy in the school is sometimes called
to a count by his teacher-that is when he is
asked to do sum.--BOstOn Courier.
THE HUMoRIsT presenting slip of paper)-I
bring you, sir, joke away across the continent
The Editor (reading)-Yes, it seems rather
far tetched.-Totcn Topics.
TRAMP-Will that dog bite?
Farmer-Yes; but / can't spare him now
You'n have to go somewhere else. want him
to keep the hens out Of the garden.-Pack.
Coal OPERATOR tdespondently)-I wish way
could be found to relieve the glut in the coal
market
Consumer (conddently)-Tel the dealers to
give better weight.-NetO York Weekly.
MTGHr HAVE PUT 1T DIFFERENT-She-Wel
they had only been engaged week, when
thestating) if I've told you this before I'll spare
you repetition of it.
He fearfully bored)-Oh! don't spare me-
american Grocer
PAsToR-I should like to see you taking a
more active interest in religious things Miss
Bessie.
Miss Bessie-I-Tm afraid it wouldn't do. Mr.
Goodman. couldn't be spared from the choir.
Chicago Tribune.
A GENTLE HlNr.-Mss Van Prim (40D-Dont
Weeks?
Weeks really
Miss Van Prim-They say it embraces
25'0O00OO women!-Americdn Grocer.
IT'S all very WE'LL Clara, began her mother,
chidingly, ito sit in a dark parlor with Mr.
HodkinS, but don't YOU think it's rather prema-
ture for him to be heard kissing YOU he did?''
.'Oh, mamma, the idea! How can you? |
assure you, if he kissed me didn't see him do
it."-Philadetphia Times
GILHooLY-There has been a report all over
town that you were dead.
Gus de Smith-You don't tell me so.
buried"
Dear me! l hope the report will not be con-
tirmed. "-Ieros STttngS.
FREE GIFr-Mrs. Bibbs-See here! Why
are you unloading all those shingles in front of
my door? We haven't ordered any.
Driver-No, mum. They comes wild the com
| pliments of the neighbors. You see folks
thinks from the way your boy acts that you
can't afford to buy any.-NeW York Weekly.
AS REPREsENTEo.-Purchase - Rosenbaum,
you told me this suit was fast colors Look how
it has run.
Rosenbaum- hellup me, Waiter Abraham
vat does the man want? l saidt dose colors was
fast unit day run Do you think dey oughter fly.
or go by steam, or Something's like dot.-The
Racket.
WERE you ever in love before Edwine'
Great Caesar ~ he cried in anguish, am |
never to be free from that awful question:
And what is strange about t?''
All the girls ever loved have asked it, and
when answer EN- yes they answer that they
| wouldn't have Thought it from the way acted,
| And now here you are laying wires to ring in
the same old conundrum." San Francisco
Wasp.
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INDEX TO new ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETINGs-Solomon's Lodge No. 1, F. and A.
M; The Executive Committee Of the First
Senatorial Committee, Haupt Lodge No. IS, !.
o. O. F.; Southern Star Castle No. 7, X. G. E
MILITARY DERs-Oglethorpe Light In
fantry
SPECIAL NoT1cEs-Dr. 7. F. Robertson, Dentist;
DIR. j. D. Lanier Resumes Practice; A Card,
Joseph E. Herbert: Tybee Railway Extra
Schedule; Hotel Tybee Wis The Regatta; Read
the Order of G. NJ. Heidi Co. as to Boracine.
LEGAL NoTIcE-Petition for Incorporation of
Lumber Workingmens Union Association.
NEGLIGEE SHIRTS, ETc.-Dryfus Bros.
RAILROAD SCHEDULE Central Railroad Of
Georgia.
No BoAT-For Warsaw To-Day.
For SALE Cottage and Lot at Pooler
THE MAYoRALTY-Davis Bros
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
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Answers to the Census Taker.

The census enumeration, says the Hartford
Times, called at the house of good old honest
German, not long in this country in a neighbor-
ing manufacturing village, and began to gather
statistics:
Enumerator-Do you own any real estate
property?
German-Yaw.
Estate what and where it is.
G;-Dot vas two goat, two key lager, Won
leete toy, jar sour krout, Won black he cat
E.-Hold on. That is not real estate.
G.-Vot dot is den:
Eft is personal property
G.-Dot is my wives real estate, too; you
gone to take some away, an you lose dot hair
on your red head!
EDO you own anv houses or land?
G.-Not py tam sight-you tax EN- for me
to pay? Moor
Elbow old is your wife?
Gold You told her on dot ting vonce an
you got peppers on your eyes!
E.-Wel never mind. When was she born?
Tell me about how old she is.
G.-She vas born in Metz, 1919, she vas 81
years old next November.
E.-All right. That's near enough. How
many children have you?
G.-Nell | will count Dere vas nine childs in
Metz, six childs in Bosting, seven chids in Rood
Island. four chlds in Con-"
E.-Stop, Your wife has not got so many
children. Give me the names of your children
G.-NeI you'd peter not told me was Won
liar, ven your nose pc redder den it was now
Den III tell you vot deere name vas. Dere's
Hans an his tog, dots two; Fritz an his tin
drum and his goat, dots five: Shuzon AMI her
six tolls, dots twelve my wife, her red rooster
and der shicken, dots nineteen; Shon. vot sells
peer, and me, dots"
E.-Hold on! It's children I want-not--"
G.-Den, mein Colt you goes and gets EN-
we're you can. Raising his cane. You pother
me some more, Ply tam, you go down Ply der
gutter we're de mud vas.
E.-Weu, well, let us keep cool; must obey
the law and ask you these questions, and you
must answer or you will be punished Have
you any secret diseases in this family
G.-Yes, tam secret; an my wife she's run d
away, and l staid alone wild Shous cause | had
EN- tefore-you seed der scars on my face,
cause could not took EN- once more.
K. (eyes beginning to swell out)-What is the
matter with John?
CO, he's got der-vot you call der leetle
pox-de smallest pox upstair dere; you go up
and ask him some questionable can jus visper,
leetle!
E.-Good.by.
G.-Ter teuyfl! How dot man runsl He peat
a horse race
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Florida and South Carolina will be managed by
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The old adage, at never rains but it
pours," finds illustration in the occurrences
of the last few days. The deadly cyclone
in Minnesota was followed by a fatal ex-
plosion in Cincinnati and great fires in
many parts of the country, causing the loss
of millions of dollars worth of property.
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Foraker Shielded b. Bis Friends.


1t looks now as if no report would be
made at this session Of congress by the con-
gressiOnll COMMITTEES which Investigated
the O-io bsllot-box forgery case Inme-
diately after the investigation was concluded
and when ths whole country thought
ex-Gov. Foraker's political career had CONS
20 an unexpected and DISASTROUS end, it was
said thai the committee would make a
report at AZ early day that would make him
political corpse Ther4 is no doubt
that it was the intention Of the committee
to make such report. Leading Ohio
politicians however, began t. exercise their
influence in Foraker's be1alf, and they were
successful in having thu report delayed.
Having accomplished that much they had
Foraker named as temporary chairman of
the approaching state republican conven-
ton. They then said to the
republicans % the investigating COM
mittee that the Republican party
of Ohio already had enough internal
troubles to contend with, aud that it would
not be wise TO smirch the character of the
man who was to be the temporary chair
man of the state convention. This argu-
ment appears to have been so effective that
the investigating committee concluded to do
nothing for the present, although the delay
ing of the report was costing the govern
ment about SIS a day for a stenographer
and clerks, who cannot be discharged until
the report is made.
1t seems that Foraker has plans for bring
ing himself into prominence again in Ohio
politics, and perhaps in national politics.
He does not believe that his connection
with the ballot-box forgery case will do
him any permanent harm, and that Ohio
republicans will be as ready to support him
for office as they were when he was the idol
of the young men of the party.
The Ohio republicans do not appear to
have very high standard of political
morality. So long as a man is not in jail
for violating the laws he stands most ex-
cellent chance of getting any political
office to which he aspires and which he has
the ability to fill. 1t seems strange, how
ever, that a congressional committee
should SO far forget the duty it owes to the
country and be so Indifferent to the re-
sponsibility resting upon it as to permit
itself to be made the tool of a lot of design
ing politicians. The country is entitled to
have the conclusions which have been
reached in the ballot-box forgery case 1t
is not the business of the investig ating com
mittee to attempt to shield any one.
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a Great Problem Solved.


From the 81. Louis Republic tDem.).
Field Marshal Murat Hastead is not at all
alarmed at the threatening aspect resulting
from Secretary Baine's foreign policy He saws
1T was from Russia that acquired Alaska.
and she must see to it that the rights she guar
anteed are maintained " That lets us out of
any difficulty IN very comfortable way Sec
rotary Blaine should turn his attention to Rus
STA. Probably copy of the Standard. Jtion
mailed by the state department to the car
would settle the business
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

There are two public improvements in
particular that should receive attention at
once and be completed before winter, viz. ::
the asphalting of Bull street to the park and
the removal of the fence around the park
The proceeds from the sale of the fence
would doubtless go far toward providing
an ample supply of benches for the park
and public squares. There should be also
more electric lights i'll the park
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

Maj j. Horace Lacey of Wilderness,
Va, has written letter to Gen. Jubal
Early that promises to cause trouble be-
tween the two men. 1t seems that on one
occasion Maj. Lacey at a dinner party said
that Gen. Lee had made the following
statement IN his presence: Among the
younger men in the army Of Northern
Virginia think William Malone developed
the highest qualities for organization and
command" Gen. Early, when he heard of
this statement Of Maj. Lacey, denied that
Gen. Lee had ever made any such remark and
at dilner at the unwilling of the Lee monu-
ment in Richmond refused to recogni ze
Maj. Lacey. This conduct on the part of
Gen. Early was the occasion of Maj,
Lacey's caustic letter.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

The residents Of one of Brooklyn's fash
ionable quarters are up i'll arms because a
colored man, the porter of swell republi 70
can social organization. has hired house
in their neighborhood and inteads to locate
his family in the midst of them. His next
neighbor, Mrs. Beecher, a first cousin of
the great Brooklyn divine, is one of the
loudest in demanding that he take ND his
residence somewhere else. Another woman
in the same block threatens to turn her
house into a Chinese laundry, and thus
depreciate the value of adjacent property if
the colored man is kept as a tenant. Had
this occurred in the south there wouldn't
have been any type large enough in the
offices of the administration organs to ex-
press their indignation in pint against
what they would have called au outrage,
but as it happened in the north this little
episode, in which the color line has been so
sharply drawn, is dismissed as a mere
mention" in a short paragraph
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Where Have They Gone.
From Ltppincott.

Ma, I've an idea that some of the folks in
this graveyard haven't gone to heaven" You
don say! What makes you think that they
havent?" Because | read it on the tomb.
stones. Mo- Yes, l did. though. 1t was
carved on ever so many, Peace to his ashes
Now, there amt any ashes 'cept where it is
very hot is there nav
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

The statement that 70 per cent of the
students at the state university are poor
boys, who are there through rigid
economy practiced at home, is a high
tribute to Georgia thrift. Every one of
these boys has been taught early in life the
sure road to success.
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Funny, Funny Mani

From the st Louis Globe Democrat (RepA.
If it is true as stated, that Powell's irrigation
plan cannot be carried out IN less than fiftv
years, then it ought to be discarded The conn
try doesn't care to have the work thus pro
longed to the incoming of the next democratic
administration
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

1t seems that a first-class hotel cannot be
kept up at Sullivan's Island, near Charles
ton. The New Brighton hotel. which was
built there a dozen years ago at a cost of
more than 5000, was sold on Tuesday for
$4,000 to Brooklyn man. Tybee is the
great seaside resort on the South Atlantic
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Villainy South, Business North.
Erom the Solid M1lldoon.

Flying confederate flags in the south is simply
villainous. Manufacturing the ''despised rag
in Massachusetts and Connecticut is-well, it is
huSn aSS
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

The Serviaus have at last discovered a
way to get rid of their meddlesome ex- king,
Milan. They talk Of assassiaatng him.
This method is cheaper than buying him
off, aud, besides. more suited to the char
acter Of the country.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

One of the Vauderbilts is going to get rid
of couple of his millions-that is, he is
going 20 start daily paper in New York.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

The democratic committee of the First
next Tuesday. July %. at II o'clock m.
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young Washington ID. c. dnc

young Washington ID. c. dude
started for Lexington. KY. last Mon
day to pay the daughters of Senator
Blackburn visit He got as far as
Lexington, but did not reach the house of
Senator Blackburn. The chief of police of
Lexington wanted him to account for the
money received OF some forged checks.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

Congressman Cooper's appeal to the
House in the case of the pension commits
sioner will make Raum howl
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

Murat Halstead says he is not going to
Europe. This time there is no lack Of con-
firmation of the matter.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

Chills or Ague may be avoided if you will
keep the bile from accommodating in the
system by using that wonderful anti bile
remedy, Smiths Bile Beans.-Adu.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

One by one the aldermanic boodlers re-
turn TO New York. They know they will
be safer there than in Canada,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

That was a sound platform the Tennessee
democrats constructed. There isn't an I'M
sound timber in it.
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CURRENT COMMENT.
Bad Stock.

From the Philadelphia Times (Ind).
An Illinois policeman recently shot himself
He wasn't thoroughbred, or he would have
shot some one else.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-07-17

The Southern Alliance Farmer makes
this sweeping statement in its issue this
week: Hundreds of thousands of dollars
will be spent to defeat the farmers in this
movement. Thousands will be spent to de
feat Col Livingston in the Fifth district,
for the politicians believe to defeat him will
be to defeat the alliance" Where are these
Hundreds of thousands of dollars to come
from! Let the Alliance Farmer give names
and particulars. This talk about Doodle is
too interesting to be treated in such an off
hand way
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Another African expedition has just been
sent out to pierce the very heart of the
dark continent under the leadership of
NJ. Alexandra Delcom nune. Tae particu-
lar object of the search will be great lake
which is believed to be the source of the
Congo river. Another object of the ex-
plorers is u penetrate the country of
Urna, Oh the west of Tanganyika. which
has never been entered by other explorers.
The Undertaking is more in the nature of II
commercial enterprise, the Congo Conner
cal Company paying all expense' with the
expectation of opening up q rich country
for traffic aud settlement.
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simmons Liver Regulator cures general
debility and will give you a new ease on
life Adu