The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1890-06-08
A SOUEAL FROM THE HOG.
DRIVEN TO BAY At LAST, he MAKES
VICIOUs DEFENCE.

Few words TO Young Man Hho De'
cIareh He will DO as He LlHSs 80
OF the Sun's Crusade-Some AnVoreSnH
Rules for the Soaety Of Hogs
The Great American Hog. driven into cor
ner, has turned on his pursuers. He ma been
heard from. at last, in his own defence. true
70 his nature even In this extromlty' NO ID 30
cowardy that he dares not sign his own n anne,
but he adopts the respectable alias Of A GSung
Mechanic" This is what he writes
To rHE EpIroR OF TuE suS-Str: would like to know
80 vop or any of tho irritable crAnkH that infeS he
npblo oonveyances going to prevent the Great
AMERICAN Hog - you seem so disposed 10 can MIN
t,om riding on the do not think it 10 right for
man To smoke In the cara or TO spit or wipe his dirty
hoos on IN, seats apybodJa clothing But do you
men going sit with their feet on the door
and their hands their like lot Of schoolboyE Just
An army crankb who would kick at their own
shadows IL they had nothing alSe to kick att Intend TO
cro.s nv legA my elbow the window sill and
ait in whatever position IhaVo the most ease IT'S wen
enoush for ladies' IKE MT DuvR TO sit in that
position As for surrendertng my seat TO lazy
would not unless she aged carrying child In
her armI consider the statements In THr suH OF
lies of tho reporters own making. For heavens sake
lot mp the Great American Hog and get some new
fake iii up paper as you nave mo ana even
ether reader OF suN in the shop where1 work tired
YouHa MEoHAHIo.
The exasperated squesl OF this hog is to DO
interpreted not by the literal language but BY
the meaning between the Inca What he evil
IDENTIFY wanted to say, but didn't dare put In
plain words. was in the surly language OF MS
Well-known breed:
I'M do Just as please and any blamed
Ar, nix that interferes VITA me will get his head
puna he'd! See2"
THAI this is tho real me aiming OF the anony-
nous " ritter there can be no doubt, Tor tho
points OF cri, icism he deinurs to have none OF
them been ra tsed by THE SUN. No objection
has been made though many people consioer
II bad FORM TO u mans " sitting with MS legs
crossed " in the O. Urinary way or to his sitting
In "whatever pos ton he hes the most ease"
provided he does Not inter fore with the comfort
and convenience of others It has not even
been argued In this series q articles snst aGas is
The test TIE sgS se ,Sa to sSPlyb Il
TT Se s q s sesed family ~ hSa
himself TO this tesas DOUBT he f. Judging s
Of hs tSst III hs opnoS e HE
he wants most e "a the ss him Sg ssEs .te
m moist y. s sTP e as
i mn Ss In other swinish raedceP. as yery
will let gs eS %h ood ston e
hhorp, to make him sQuea as hog never
OaTeSs ars has been call for a2list oftthe most
offensive breeds othogs with Whi+h Pu6li CON CON
SeyaRees are To- AMI Which ndeaSi Sd
Hons may be made. Here tits:
l. The tobacco. splitting hog
Il: S S5:sa ma sSsSssssssa..nro.ss hog
3: Tie Tie P IaSaas1 rS Smoking hog.
F TRs i mSadSy fsattt his foo Sof
10 IN ne UMBRELLA sticking ont from under hsAr
I'll The sozo-tho are standing
3 u The loud on all public o1cur'
TO match such q list q correspondent sug:
pests a few rules OF conduct for members q
the Society of Hogs when In PUBLIC public places,
doubt s s'HS young Mechanic" and such Of hIs as:
qSsse S hdys ns saSe S0'h '00'
and % 'ns s as q sfi p
.na Of
iii SSsi psr cane fan or other Are.
er6Ndea street Platform 81 Wherever it
mHfwSyS occupy space than necessary I'm wait
snS.1s aSa lee: xSs aed
e Sess &od Ss
Eae 5 xtss Sf as upon
Never restore a Cropped article to lady-anoW her
ke1sr r lIs yoaf greeting parting 'Au
ssSs , Of S.;s4S da ss5 @.R
AlwAya rustic programme LAn VI EAlnsn'S so - uD
kotST 2polSrisO thOUo who obliged to rise to
AiWsSS eat IN places of amusement 50 as to annoy
sure L you are So9nd and healthy to seat your
Don't PAU to stare pretty Gr out Of countenaneo at
Make Il praotco to read your nOiGnbOrs paper over
Thsn On a the on cSFS Of week
rSo and devote part Of your CArOusR to public
GormAnoo on the cars
There were some interesting passengers on
o train that left the City Hall station yesterday
morning sh9Fg after OSi9c sIsn In b4s1S
pInf:taeed III 6er blonde head pTGD6G'd b
bis n pe % h Who %as s
asleep. Just ad ross the aisle were two young
whom dEoH si1ess had also fRs sssfs
opposite were oS eupied by theF legs ana feet
Tive sntf 6e
sS s qs s fStE r. ssst 4 S so9
lows aWote With start and looked half dazed
81 tue TN tRs Ta8 g
fiinchinGiy met. and the taller woman. who
had bold BlaSs eyes snapped out:
!panatio{Ro she dg 1t ERE cd her
sEirts about her an n d1 4aeT az Ps 5Sr con
In Third avenue uptown car one evening
safhsnl{ as &sy hsaVS II
seats. One OF them had caIelsssiy In[oW row ne
saE p sFo b hS fS bis biz
over upon Xhe lads shoulder. The messenger
boy looked very tired. put No uncom phAlulLEV
bore his budsn until the train was o. See 70 the
Thirty-four thu street station. Then hye drew
piece Of can dy from his pocket and as he arose
slipped It IN 10 The yawnine mouth Of the neGroi
with q half-c ossd snort he struRglingiy awoke.
The boy ele'itally observed the results OF rs
negro got to his feet with rage IN his eye. no
slipped out on the platform and disspDeaIed;
steps of Sixth avenue station the OF her night
and between htecoughs requested the agent to
sell him ticket
No sir" was tho reply. We can't allow
intoxicated persona to ride"
Tho bibulous mai who was well fed and fat,
good naturally pie lded with the agent, who
was memorable. ! hon the drunken man pom
eHed lie struot a hnal balance before the
agent, and with difficulty said: You're nico
Voung man an Ink you-hic-much- Pm GO
In back tthe boys an III tell M wife to;mor-
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