Evening journal., 1890-04-14
ITEMS OF INTEREST

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ITEMS OF INTEREST
GAMiN Ito street pedler-"Say. mister,
are you really blindf' Pedler--"No. sell
these cough drops for my blind brother,
who stays around the corner to look ont
for cops. "--Philadelphia Society.
$500 REWARD for an incurable case Of
chronic catarrh in the head. offered by
the manufacturers OF Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. Sold by druggists, at 80 cents.
IT makes no difference how plucky a
man may be; his friends will always
drop the p in telling of it.-Atchison
Globe.
THAT tired feeling, so subtle and yet so
overpowering, is entirely overcome by
Hoods Sarsaparilla, which tones and
strengthens the system and gives good
appetite. Be sure to get Hoods Sarsa-
paril,a. 400 Doses One Dollar" is true
only of this peculiar medicine.
JOHNNY, what teacher are you under
most?" "They all sit on me when they
get chance. "-Munsev's Weekly.
A NEW idea embraced in Ely's Cream
Balm. Catarrh is cured by cleansing and
healing, not by drying up. II is not a
liquid or snuff, but is easily applied into
the nostrils. It's effect is magical and
thorough treatment will cure the worst
cases, Price 90 cents.
HARoLD-"How can l make myself
solid with the rich Miss Sillytwist2
Charlie-"By being a little soft. -
Chicago Times,
THE Creston Land and Improvement
Company are getting ready for some large
private sales Of building lots this spring
The tide OF emigration has fairly set in
now toward this beautiful plot of land,
and ere long II will be thriving town Of
itself right in our midst, and only few
minutes walk from Tenth and Market
streets.
''How do you read mindsY" inquired
dude Of mind reader. "Well, " he re-
sponded with great deliberation, 81 frst
get The mind'-then he stopped for
breath, and the dude for some reason
slipped Out. Washington Star.
THE tide of emigration. which so long
and uninterruptediy flowed to the great
west, is now more than evenly divided !;
for the great south is getting the larger
share. For this there are great and we'll
known causes; not, however. until re-
sra
which are vast beds Of various qualities
of iron ore, enormous deposits of coke
ing and other Goals, and the timber sup
ply, TO say nothing of the kind climate
and fertile soil, with their unfrozen rivers
aud abundance Of almost every industrial
element found on this continent. Chat
tanooga has risen from a poor riverside
village in 1865, to fine city OF $4,000
inhabitants In 1890. and one of the great
manufacturing centres of the country.
True this Is an exceptional instance; but
it is but one of many such instances in
the south, only less in degree.
A MONTREAL woman is the mother Of
twenty-five children. If TO have numer
GUS progeny is godly, she must expect to
60 to heaven by the heir line. New
York Herald
THE most attractive location for resi-
dences is at "Creston, Ninth ward.
DUDE posing for boll, bad mau) )--
"How does water taste, Miss Belasysg
Miss B --"You don't mean to say they "
brought you up all this time on milk?'-
Bostonian.
WITH Ely's Cream Balm child can be
treated without pain or dread and with
perfect safety Try the remedy II cures
catarrh, hay fever and colds in the head.
It Is applied in the nostrils and gives re-
lief with the first application. Price SOC.
A MAN or woman who goes to a store tc
duplicate ar article never seems to sus-
psct the inevitable danger OF double
dealing Baltimore American.
DIR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, ar'
the only genuine pennyroysl pills made
At druggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 n
9th st. Phila Ladies beware Of limitations
GOOD HOUSEKEEPING has appeare,
Fortnightly, going out to its constituencl
with each issue with an abiding faitl
that the world was being made better 70
the establishment and continuance o
such publication as it has been and is
without a successful duplicate and un
rivaled in kind, character and helpful re
suits.
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