River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-06-26

work hard to support and educate his
family. Barry had been obliged TO wear
a suit of clothes that had been awkward
" remodeled from his fathers old uni
form. Herbert Fleming had once ridi-
culed the cut of these garments, and
Barry had been stung by the ridicule.
am afraid that he had cherished a
grudgs against Herbert ever since.
When he discovered that he was to be
the nero of the sham-battle he took con-
siderable satisfaction in thinking that
Herbert would greatly like to be in his
shoes on that occasion.
Poor Barry was not TO realize his tri-
umph. after all The teachers in the
military academy did not dare offend
Mr.. Fleming. and they decided that
Herbert should be given the coveted
generalship. Barry was told that he
must command the Hessiansls
Nobody knew what his disappoint-
ment was. Nobody knew how he shut
himself into his room and foughta battle
with his ugly feelings toward his school
fellow and with his own disappoint-
ment The boys pride was wounded,
and he felt that he had been defrauded.
He had taken his chances with the
other boys, and had honestly drawn the
ticket that entitled him TO the favorite
generalship. Why should he be forced
to give it up? lie would have refused
to take any part in the sham battle il il
had not been for his father. Barry did
not want him to share his disappoint-
ment He said nothing about the affair,
and consented to represent the Baron
Knyphausen.
IL was bright spectacle-that little
parade that marched through Spring
/ field on the Fourth of July. The women
/ folk had taken an interest in the affair
and had made the boys uniforms The
band played, and. dear me, what an i'm
partial band il was! II played Yam
kee Doodle and God Save the Queen
with equal enthusiasm.
The two generals made a gallant APP
pearance-Herbert upon aspirited black
mare and Barry upon his fathers sedate
old sorreL The two officers preceded
their armies in their march to Academy
Green, where the school principal, Mr..
Dinwiddie, made a speech and astonish-
ed the town by his eloquence. He told
of the battle that had been fought and
won in Springfield in the year $780, and
how the stout hearts of the Jerseymen
were shaken when they discovered that
they had no more wadding for their guns.
There was an American minister in the
thickest of the battle, named James
Caldwell. He was a great soldier as
we'll as great preacher, and was called
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been shot by a Hessian soldier, and
the terrible news was brought to him
while the battle was in progress, and at
the time that the want OF wadding was
discovered. Mr. Dinwiddie said that
this good man did not stop one moment
TO vent his grief when the dreadful
news arrived. tie did his duty before
he uttered one lament poem, by
Bret Harte, told exactly what he did:
81 They we're left in the lurch
For the want OF more wadding. He ran 10 the
church
Broke the door stripped the pews, and dashed
out in the road
With his arms full OF hymn books, and threw
down his load
At their feet, Then, above all the shouting
and shots
Rang his voice: Put Watts into enjoys,
give EN- Watts"
And they did. Mr.. Dinwiddie de-
clared that the British army was driven
out of Springfield. thoroughly democrat
lied and thoroughly astonished at their
own defeat. They did not know that a
heoric preacher and the peculiar merit
in DIR. Watts hymns had conquered
them,
When the grafton was concluded the
band played Hail to the Chief" and
then the sham battle began.
Were a soldier | would give you all
the details of that blOodless war.
would tell you how the scouts came out
to discover what the enemy was doing.
| would tell exactly how both armies
advanced and reiterated. | would tell
how the old cannon doomed away on
the hill, and how the rifles were loaded
and reloaded with harmless blank cart
ridges I would tell you all about the
real smoke. the real racket and the real
enthusiasm that accompanied this pre-
tended battle. But I am no soldier,
and therefore could never do the sub
Jet justice.
On the occasion of which write both
Generals were unhappy, and this proves
that greatness does not always bring
cOntentment The Baron knyphausen
found himself envying General Greene
and thinking bitter thoughts about him.
Herbert's uniform was very handsome
and he rode the spirited black mare like