The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-04-03
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him al 40 ssd start cue,
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ab3s 80 s,ifseilsn q s'sr.tsiisn aS3 tbs
spoosrsssmeni q, The pHblic sfcs, helr
10 Ei@.
ia % isiellisenes ohioe Aseni 10 r.
n.le .ppliessil Are 'oa married o. ain
sisf Applloaai tblsshisg lSyihur, mum.
Dim eagage5
III . S. Lsun Vnman receive 500 ioi
hsnA smashed by hotse CAT, ho~ much
sseaId Chiosso sih set 'of foot crashed
b, . Terry bosi'
= Mlsi.isF 80 yoa sas some boys h'b.
iSg on she Sabbath, my yoasg msn. Did
,oa "a anrihiag 10 discourage them
sm.ll boz Yss, sir, stole their bate
Nj. whits~iags Say. ! bear Joa've
bsss ealiia' mes fool usels Pete ~
dids'i cal! 700 fool ala, no sscb a
fool as ~ say sbsfyibing ! thinks
"A little gitl iseliSg a sharp paia Ia
bsr neck. ~ss told that IL Vas ''stiioh IN
her neck. "whyl" she eIelsmed With q
terrified look. are our heads sewed onr
Hicks How are you. Wicket Queer
~eAihef ~e've been having Wicks -
"oh. doni ,alk shout the seathef TO me
! never vas Interested 10 variety shows
'Tbs,s rather rough.looking police.
man you have on this block. - Yes, be
is hsrd. looking fellow. but be has Que
mighty good point H4 doesn't snore "
Dental Item Sufferer do you pull
teeth si,boul psiug' Dentist we'll. net
slways. spfsined my wis, las, time |
pulled tooth and il hnrs me yet occs :
sionly.
Tired child -"Mamma. how much DO
put 10 The collection borf Mother-"A
quarter. my deat Why? Tired child =
well. this preacher gives au awful lot for
the money.
-Pirs, New Yorker "Didu't you get
homgsick when you we're across the wat.
err Second New Yorker 0ceasionly.
Bat when dad. | insi took little rnn To-
TO Ireland
Elderly widower -"Mrs Little. bsye
just one question TO ask you. Will yon
marry mef Elderly widow "Mr. Blses,
have jus, one question to ask you before
! can answer. DO You snorei'
The First aud 0nly Chance. First
m al lerciiedly): "our boarding. house is
sdrel" Second man Calmly. "Come.
then. hurry up, aud perhaps We may be
able TO get something hot.
A Dismal Outlook for New York.
PA. what makes it rain so much2" IL
don't know, Charlie, unless ii is because
New York ia under cloud just now on ac-
count Of this Fair business
You never bear woman use the the
expression, Il haven't cent IN my peck
ct She never trusts her money in her
pocket. She might never find it again
30 she carries 1t 10 her hand,
Chief 20 fireman throwing water into
\ barring ohurcb) Why are you keeping
= stream on after The tire's outY Fireman
Its the hfst time 10 my life that ever
bad chance TO play on the organ.
--PJr,ly dame with tho aid Of her maid,
struggling into her last seasons winter
Iackeil Why, Jane. really do believe
this thing has shrunkl Maid Yes, IN IN;
i is reilly wonderful bow clothes do shrink
II yoar time Of life
This is where we east our cannou,
'aid the polite attendant, How interest
ns said The sseet gitl. "And where do
rou blo~ your great guns? Nv heard
yachting friend Of mine speak OF that so
,ftan.
Little Alice odd Solomon know
more than anybody who was ever 10 the
world, pspar Papa (ihoushiinlly) =
We'll. gness be knew mora than any body
ever met, except prehaps your sixteen
Iosr.old brother Jack A"
--Aa artist once gave a little supper at
,is studio. and be put on his invitations
B. d c. v The letters puzzled some
people, who found when they went TO tue
upper ,ha, they vent Bring some cold
ticiurls.
Tramp is needless to ask yon
he question. madam you know what l
want" Lady" Yes knox what You
'su, badly, but I've only Que bar Of soap
a the boase, sni the seryau. is using IT,
)ome again sons other tins
II van, 10 get good ban mock, said
he customer 10 the salesman. Strong
nouah 10 bold two. suppose?" suggest
4 tbs salesman. slyly. mo. sir" ssii
he customer, with some shos OF resent
neat "No. ait; I've been married for
aafs THAI three years
- Iii, occupation gone C,ricaturia Col
llas,ra,ei comic paper ID yea mean TO
elI me thai tbs hae.lookipg Old gentle
asn who lasl vent out 10 Ben. ButlerS
ir,0r = Yes He's had bis game eye
aended Carlcsinr.si (suruing irigh,inlly
ale Sir wish 10 tender my resignation.
Il. Is reported tha, our Government, Is
bout 10 sbandon the westher Barcau and
ab.,i,ute the old Farmers Almanac Z"
he latter predicts the weather a year
head. aud makes no more mistakes than
10 we,,her Bsfe.u, besides teiling Us on
tI day Of the mooih Alb Of July occurs
ad the stsc, numbet Of days 10 February.
- Partners. be social With your cat
., !" /. the sivcs given by AZ agricultural :
.ufpsi We never considered tie subject