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The morning news., 1890-12-11
BRIGET BITS.
THAT is a touching poem,
Now several cycles ola,
About the hairs Of silver

THAT is touching poem,
Now several cycles ola.
about the hairs Of silver
That mingled with the gold.
Bot yet for royal splendor.
For wild barbaric strength
For richness AMI loc fulness
or hight and depth and length,
II can't with Mrs GAYS remark
An instant bref compare,
When on her husbands silver head
STE found golden hair.
Boston Courier.
IT'S better to have loved and LOST
The poet sings in plaintive rhyme
Oi course 1t is; for then you can
Make lore again some other time
Life.
erly called sparks from the wres-Sda Frtsa-
cisco Alta.
Il WONDER il tha; man reads my articles be.
fore he rejects them. remarked writer Il
suppose, responded his non-adIniring friend
you want the comfort of revenge - Washing.
| ton Post.
Me-. WIcKwIRE-This is goinz to be cold
winter. feel il in my tones.
hrs. Wickwire-That's The first time knew
you believed in the gOoseoone theory Indian
dDobs Journal
DocroR-Hy dear sir. you are ali run down;
Euess you're mistaken this time, doctor; I'm
stage carpenter at ths Washington Square
Theater.-Puca
poMD1K (who is reading the newspaper)-A
distinguished poet recently wrote a long poem
on an empty stomach
Mrs Tomdlk-What an uninviting theme
Chicago Inter Ocean.
PAPA. won't you buy me bicycles My
friend Alma has invited me 10 join the bicycle
club" so Wen, If YOU want to use Your
feet so nnch, | will buy you sewing ma.
chine. - ttiegends Bi1tter
see heaven after va get there It is believed
that Ray ynond excursion party would see 1t in
about one-haH the time but it might be more
expensive. Norfs'o,on Herald
TEACHEa-Thomas, I saw you laugh jus, now.
What are you laughing about:
Tommy was just thinking about something
Teacher-Iou nave no business thinking
during school hours. Don't let it occur again -
TerdS SiftinQs.
MR. D. P. WoRas Christmas evep-Wen. got
the sack, after all
Mrs. Works o. YOU dear! Did you get the
sealskn or the other:
Mi. WORKS / got the other-the sack-.rhe
bounce-the discharge. I've got no job-under-
stahdf-C6f'sinGS ttCcE.
FIRST Eco What do you expect to be- when
you grow upf
Second EgR-An omelette-and yous
First Egg-Weli, don't know. Until this
dreadful mystery as to my parentaee is cleared
up | do not know whether to ce q spring
chicken or a roast goose.
CALIroRNIA has many strange and wonderful
things but the limit as reached when a Santa
Barbara mans garrett yielded up 5000 pounds
OF honey 10 search warrant, and he took his
solemn af1idavy that it was all deposited there
10y wild beas in one season. II will be q case for
the jury to decide upon.-DetroIt Free Press.
''OH, SIR" gasDed boy who ran up to a
policeman on Gratiot avenue. there is an
awtnl fight going on over here on ST. Aubin ~
Who's hgntiIg?"
My father and another man"
How long have they been at it?''
''Oh. half an hour
But why didn't you come before.'
why. because dnd was getting the best OF
it, t'-DetToit Free Press.
The morning news., 1890-12-11
Little Men. Guano -nnd Impure Air.
From The IYaunesboro lGnl TImes lDenlN

rum "te VuVheS0orO NOu) 4 Itbte6 tDcnl.).
A second edition of the Brady guano bill has
again toboed VI in the legislature. IL Is about
as unwlse and inPractcaDle as its predecessor
Inc feeiing or desire to buy and not 10 pay Is
becoming too general. Ia the pretended fear
OF IMAGINARY imposition some people would
ward of such dangers by taking an unfair ad-
vantage ol everything and everybody. In the
desire 70 get cheap money and leap goods, the
eOnsi teration Is completely ignored 10 fact
the idea - really 70 destroy all consideration
In the discussion Of such matters the little men
ec1nir prominent, and the country is afflicted
with the bad ventilation which comes from the
Impure atmosphere Oi their surroundings.
The morning news., 1890-12-11
R.ginerss at ne P,.sorses IN sop1a1-4A.


Tbe Mos,IEs News Is pabHshe1 every CAY Il
Ar year. and Is ssrvsl - subscribers tss c-ts
~ = cefts E week g. % a month. 3 70 for az
months and SO 90 for one yeA-.
The MoRSESG SKws. bg naasL oHs n.9ath
81 %; thres Enoaths g 50; SIX months. 3 ";
sne year. so 90
The MosNISs NEWS. 5y NAL, sLx tiElss week
fwft1oJ. sunday issue tire Inoaths, - OOl
AZ months, 81 %; one year, 8 %
TIE MoExIxs SEws. -Wsekiy. AondayG
Wednesdays and Fndsys, OF TD-s1ays, Thurs-
Gays and Saturdays, three months, s. =; SIX
months. s. 50: one yesr. g o.
The SUSDAT SEEs, 5g H.1R, one year, g 90
The WEEELF SEws, b. HsGL oGe year, u -.
S1bscriutiOns Dayaols II sdvance- Remit oy
postal order, cheek o. registered letter. Cur
feucT sem by mai a. risE % senoe-s
Letter and tsIegraT1s should be addressed
~MozSISs SEvs." Savannah, Ca
Transient sdvertiSements other than special
eolumn, local or reading notices. auQss-
nnents and cheap OF want column, 10 cents @
hse. Fourteen lines Of agate type-eoual 70
enc inch spscs in depths the standard OF
Ueasuremeut. Contract rates and discounts
made known on application at business of1ce.
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Sarah Althea Hill seems to be having
rather an uphill sort Of time trying
to get possession Of the property Of the late
Judge Terry in California. Now that she has
had several lawsuits and an exciting series
Of street fights over it. tho court finds that
Judge Terry's claim was not valid at first,
and 70 cap the climax two adventurous
Fresno men have Jumped" the property.
So shs will have to shoot them Off before
she can undertake TO deal with man who
has "a 10000 mortgage. Trouble appears
70 be heaping up for Sarah Althea.
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Luck strikes the University of Virgins
IN the shape of a Dsquest of 100000 from
the estate Of Mr.. Daniel B. Fayerweather,
who recently died in Baltimore. Beside
that he bequeathed about s2,OOO. 900 to other
colleges. The 100000 will be a very
welcome addition TO the resources Of the
university, which has not received many
donations Of late years, and could stand q
great many more.
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Looking forward TO dinner time seems a
very tlresome operation TO Faster Succi.
who is apparently longing for thotim when
he can call the neighbors in TO rec him
eat. And when IL is done what Of itf Why
the world is simply ahead Of him 1876 square
meals. That's all. And he is none The
better for IL. His chief consolation seems
10 be looking at flowers and pretty girls.
which eginees no little good taste, though
Il affords but tho most ethereal diet No
doubt, the good taste OF a fine chunk Of
aaF0ry roast bsaf ~0ald haze msel more
satisfying effect irsaFsly,
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Making nickelsteel armor- plates for ships
has been very successfully accomplished
at Pittsburg mill at the first attempt
This seems to encourage the belief that we
shall soon have our war vessels in armor
that shall prove virtually impervious to
the hardest shot that the most destructive
of ride-bore guns can project against it.
That will render our few ships equal 10 a
greater number Of less solid and substantial
craft in case of conflict
The morning news., 1890-12-11
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

1iz- ). J. FLTSS. General Advertising Agent
OF the MoEsnse SErs. Office . Park Pow,
Eev York. An advertising business outside OF
the states Of Georgia Florida and South Caro-
lirs VII be managed By him.
The morning news., 1890-12-11
PROPOsALs WANTED.

DROPOsALs FOR CONSTRUCTIVE sIE6opg. ,.i og.
Il RNAGBOAT-United6 States thg.seI 49, ,,,.
flee. Savannah. Ca, Dec. J. 1880. Sealed iiol,,
sails iu triplieate. for building sbam spts .S's
boat. and for furnishing material ana h,,,'tl ,,,rtl
cry for same, will be received az thls oihexv ~
NJ O'Clock NJ, city time, on the 3DTH gAl tn
DECENBER, $40 The attention of bidders y ~ y
vitod 20 the scIs Of Congress. approved ! 80 "a
1875, and FSb. "a, 1877. vol y, rage ~, IN
vol "a, page llg Statutes al iArRe f1,rtR
necessary Information apply 20 y, ~ lAlf'@''
Ist. Lieui. corps 81 Engfs, y. e A.
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Farmers in South Dakota are said 70 be
suffering greatly from destitution aud the
severity Of the climate. But aid from the
neighboring states will soon relieve their
distress. That is the beauty Of America.
Its climate and resources are so varied that
crops rarely fail over any extensive area
and the suffering incident TO disaster in one
place can soon be relieved from the abund-
ant products of another
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Not long ago Journalist Moses P. Handy
was telling soma racy stories of the experi.
epces Of former consuls general at Cairo,
Egypt. Now he wants to go there himself.
His application is very heavily indorsed
and the chances are that he Will get there.
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Poultry is now said to be just as good a
a crop as wheat Therefore we should do
ali we csa 70 foster and encourage the duck
industry. One advantage this has over
wheat Is that you can water the stock with
out injury.
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Snow, with its accompanying sleighing
lice, good skating and ecstacies, is now per
meating the atmosphere and exciting the
rhpturous admiration Of the press in the east
ern cities. Now will the susceptible young
man and his "best girl" got together and
hold down the furniture.
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Vow that Rube Burrows is safely planted
and out of the way, four men in Linden
Ala, are wrangling over the reward for the
job, which amounts 10 the Snug sum Of
$4,000. Equally divided it would give
each Of them quite comfortable little for
The morning news., 1890-12-11

When Baby wns sick, we gave her Castoria
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she clung TO Castoria
When She bad Children she gave them Castorh
The morning news., 1890-12-11
OUR Ll-TLE Dor.
DIED OcT. l7TH. 1886.

1t was heedstone for q child's g-ave-s,ch
headstone as only the poor and lowiy erect over
the grave Of a loved one. Plying her poverty
ana her sorrow. the painter NAV have Done
MS work for nothing. TIE boys could read
and as each one read for himself he turned
away and vanished IN the darkness The last
70 90 took on his ragged cap TO that head
board, and kindly said:
we didn't know II. auntE: please forgive :,
The morning news., 1890-12-11
CURRENT COMMEN T.
They AL Got Thera.

From, the Boston Herald Ind).
Congressman Amos Cummings has fished ouo
the impressive fact that not q single demo
cratic member of the present House who was
a candidate for reelection failed TO realize his
ambition
The morning news., 1890-12-11

With all Of its alleged slowness, Philadel-
phia has turned out the first full-nedged
female burglar that has yet astonished an
always expectant country. Shs manifests
decided inclination for whisky and cutlery
and had confined her depredations chiefly
% saloons up 70 the time Of her capture
The morning news., 1890-12-11
The Circassian Beauty's Corn.
FROM the Wichita lKan.) Eagle (IndA

1t took five bushels of corn to get into a cir
Gus i'll Kansas in the autumn of 1880 This
autun YOU can get into the main tent, stay TO
tie concert. go To the slde-snow and get pict-
ure OF the Circassian beauty all for one bushel
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Theory viii not sustain 9 newspaper
Henry George finds upon close examination
of bis Standard lie says IL is financial
failure IL DOESN'T ssom TO stand even a
single tar.
The morning news., 1890-12-11

AZ agnosiic IL a man who does not know any.
thing, aud glorIes IN tue fact. The atheist Is a
smart man who re1oicas In naaking a fool of
hlfnsolf 80 bgsfoa 1fotvlier.
The morning news., 1890-12-11

For Coughs ana ThrOat Disorders use
BEowsb BRONCHIAL TEocHEs Have never
changed my mind respecting them, eEeept
ihigk bsitsr of that which J began thinking
Vel ot fer Henry W1rd BeseleF. sold
The morning news., 1890-12-11
BAKING POWDER.
A Twenty-Second Talk.

4 LUM" baking powders are
L / cheap and dear-cheap. be-
cause they are made for about
four cents a pound and sold for
about twenty; dear, because thev
do less than half as much as a
strictly pure cream of tartar
powder, and doubly dear, for
their continued use Injuries the
health. There is no alum, no
ammonia, no adulteration of any
kind, in Cleveland's Superior
Baking Powder.
Cgeceldad Baking P11der Co..
81 d So Fulton 81, Neu York
The morning news., 1890-12-11

Reckless driving is becoming altogether
too common an occurrence. Human life
seems TO be held at naught by some Of these
brutal drivers. Only last week two young
men in st Lous driving at reckless pace
knocked down young lady and dragging
her nine blocks, killed and horribly mutt =
lated her. Now we hear Of farmer in
Wisconsin running into wagon loaded
with small children, and killing and maim-
ing some of them without even stopping or
trying 70 help them. This sort of danger
Gus recklessness is more prevalent in the
large cities than elsewhere, and vigorous
measures should be- taken to stop it,
The morning news., 1890-12-11

DR.. Leonard Woolsey Bacon, well-zuown
in Savannah, is one OF those irrepressible
sort OF men who are constantly getting
themselves talked about. He is a man Of orig
inel views, which he expresses with good
deal OF force and with evident satisfaction
to himself. And, it is not too mucn 10 say
that he expresses them with benefit to the
public. People like 20 hear him preach,
because he generally has something new 10
say, and though they may not always agree
with him they nevertheless enjoy what he
says. The doctor doesn't attempt to make
his views palatsble by suppressing anything
in them that might give offense. He says
just what comes into his mind and he fire.
quently irritates the sore spots which he
touches.
He is preaching iu Nor wich, Conn, now
and in that city a new theater has Just been
built at a cost CT Sl00, $50. 1t was built by
stock company, to which about ell the
leading men Of the town subscribed. In
his sermon last Sunday Dr. Bacon said
something about this theater. ard Incl
IDENTIFY ne remarked that Norwich is a
Puritan city which has lost its Puritan
principles, and got no others in place Of
them It appears, therefore, that, in Or.
Bacon's opinion Norwich is without princi-
pies
He did not condemn theaters so conducted
as to promote good morals but he crit icised
severely those which encouraged suggestive
plays. He said: ''In orderly. well governed
towns Of the old world, where the theater.
with whatever its possibilities are of good
or evil. has been, for generations, @ part of
their civilization. the Aaring posters and
suggestive announcements, which now
and then fame out upon our dead walls.
would be promptly suppressed by the po-
Ice
I'VE have got to look the facts in the
face, and recognize thae the old sweeping
condemnation of the theater, once universal
among earnest, pure anu faithful men, was
founded on state OF facts which no longer
exists-that there has been change in the
theater itSelt-in its plays in its personnel.
There was time, not SO very long ago,
when the name of en- actress was a
synonym for infamy. To-day tbs man
who should make such u presumption
as that against the character Of a
lady devoded TO this trying aud
perilous profession would be guilty Of
wicked calumny. In view OF these changes
in the theater, for the church to maintain
its old attitude of condemning ali indis-
criminstely would De not consistent. but
bigoted inconsistency"
The foregoing is very moderate for Dr.
Bacon, but st is doubtless very near III.
truth. He is progressive man, and recog.
nizes the fact that there are changes in the
theater, and that the church must taAe
note of them and guide itself accordingly.
The morning news., 1890-12-11
EC AL NOTlCIs.

~ EOR0IA, CHATHAM CoUNTv.-An pe!solS,
" having demands against the estaVo 40.
CAROLINE COOK, late of said county .bair
ceased, are hereby notified to render IN Inen
demands to John A. Oliver. at POolor. Ga, az az
cording to law and all persons indebted 20 "a
estate are hereby required to make imne1tse,' t.er
payment 70 him, this lsth day OF no, N9ve.i'o'
1890. CHAS. A. J. SMEAI'
John A. OLIVER,
Qualified Executors Of Estate Caroup'
Cook deceased
The morning news., 1890-12-11

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The morning news., 1890-12-11
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The morning news., 1890-12-11

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The morning news., 1890-12-11

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The morning news., 1890-12-11
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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-12-27

The setting OF small watch in brace-
let which is of more or less valuable
and ornamental description is, OF course.
no longer novelty, but the introduc-
tion of watch of this description. which
positively requires no winding. Is a
piece Of marvellous ingenuity, which
amounts almost to the mystery Of magic.
Imagine the comfort OF being able TO
carry about with you tiny timepiece
which 10 absolutely self-winding, and
which can never by any possibility get
out OF order. The simple fact of secur-
Ing the bracelet on your wrists, and tax
ing 1t of again, winds the watch FOR
more than thirty hours, and although
this movement is entirely efieacIous,
the watch may yet be taken off and on
as frequently as the wearer wishes with
out the slightest Inconvenience or any
danger Of doing harm TO the watch by
overwlnding it.
The mechanism is OF the simplest de-
scription possible, and the opening or
shutting Of the bracelet lie as easy
matter as the turning Of key In any
ordinary lock.
NO kind OF clasp or fastening is Wis
ible in the wristlet itself, so that no
sudden jar will cause It to unrasten, and
once it has been elapsed round the wrist
1t is perfectly and absolutely safe, no one
being able TO open it who is not already
initiated into the mystery of Its invisible
fastening.
In many cases the watch is set In a
handsome oirclet of diamonds, the same
stones being also used to sup
port the arabesque designs in gold on
either side of the watch itself
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-12-27


How sveety thought OF Summer /, cation
Ana long Z Tor th dli WHOM my iesye woui,
When ia qu the great city. its noiss and yoxa
ton.
Its turmoil and troubla. its heat ana expenes
Fair visions would roms NJ tho "a forai beautis,
i th m could enjoy tn my fullest deilsht
VI hshing ana driving ny whole daily duti,r
hr ~ glorious morn O. tn darknes5 of night
II ought oi enc rapture n roaming at leisure
Ger daisy clad meadows, whose cen wa, tif,e
six
OF picking ipe ffuit at my sveat win and pleas.
OF tat ne fresh butter, osss. ohlorou. and
milk.
But alas for my fa~cyl Reality taught mo
That ccu Try dellg Is a e rema knblv lew,
The Il day inosQ itoes per sistantiy sought mo.
Aiii iher stlngs from nay heart rash anatue-
mas drew.
While nshlng Umb'ed and feliin the river.
Toe SAT up to dry on nest Of black ants;
and know that my fram5 With now horror I'D
culver
When a girion snake crawled up the leg OF my
pants,
The living was rare. and e fruit Il wes rarer;
The chickens were scaros as We're butter and
egqsi
And tniok that the cownigit have acted much
BY yi'liins some mix without chan, in its
dressl
me hest was intense and prices alarming
81 much so indeed ihat / had 20 c '1nplaln;
80 I've made Doe line FOR the city 80 charm
Aud here in the future I mean to remain.
John Grev
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-12-27
ImprorInr a &c ~

An efficient little apparatus has Just
been designed to improve the light from
gas jet without increasing the consump-
tion OF gas. 1t claims, and not without
reason, to burn with perfect combustion,
to produce a brilliant, steady white
fame, with considerable saving OF gas.
The apparatus consists of a polished
brass or nioKel-plated vessel, provided
with a wick tube, which protrudes In an
upward slant, like straight spout OF a
kettle, this is filed with oil, lighted and
fixed to any burner so that the oil fame
mingles with the gas flame, producing
Immediately really wonderful result.
An ordinary jet, consuming three feet OF
gas per hour and giving the light OF
three candles, will, provided with the
new apparatus and consuming the same
quantity OF gas, give a light OF eighteen
candles
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-12-27
UP MONT BLANC ON A 8LeDag.
A Lame and Elderly Man Makes the Jour
ney w tn Some Degree of Oomfort.

A Lame and Elderly Man Makes the Jour
ney W tn some Degree of Comfort.
A lame man, about sixty years Of age,
has Just made the ascent OF Mont Blanc.
In his day Mr.. Jansen has been great
mountain climber He is the President
OF the French Alpine Club and an astron-
omer. He had a two-fold pur, ose in
view in the ascent he has just made un-
der such disadvantageous circumstances.
He wished in the first place to ascertain
whether it was possible for scientific
men to reach the regions Of eternal snow
without becoming so fatigued as to i'm
pair tho value OF their observations.
His second purpose was scientific. He
desired to find whether the outer atmos-
phere Of the sun contains oxygen in the
state in which the gas is formed In the
atmosphere OF the earth.
The scientific results Of Mr.. Janssen's
Journey have not been announced. He
aseertained, however, that though old
and lame he was able to reach the top Of
that terribly fatiguing mountain in COM
paratiye comfort. In fact, the astrono-
mer was taken up on a sledge which was
drawn and pushed by twenty-five guides,
and while they had a rather hard time Of
it in some parts Of tho ascent, the old
gentleman sat In comfort on his sledge
and let them tug away, and founder In
the snow.
When near the top Of the mountain, at
the Ridge Of the Bosses, the ascent was
almost vertical, and on both sides were
beds Of snow, apparently ready to fall in
avalanches at the slightest motion. The
twenty-five guides, who were up to their
waists in tho snow, begged tho old gen.
tieman to try walking for a little variety,
and assured hira that avery short pull
would land him on the top OF the noun
tain. He finally consented TO try 1t, got
OF his sledge, took six or seven steps,
when he tumbled down in the snow. He
said the work was much too hard for his
strength and they must get him up on
the sledge somehow. Another hours
hard work and the astronomer was on
top Of the mountain, the first time that
any one has ever taken a sledge journey
up Mont Blame
1t took him two days to make the
ascent. but only one day to return to the
hotel near the foot Of the mountain; and
during the many hours the guides were
pulling away up the difficult slopes, two
ladies', tho wife and daughter Of the
Alpine sledge traveller, were on the
veranda Of the hotel Watching every
movement Of their relative through a
telescope.