The daily critic., 1890-12-06
RIGOLE1ToS

Editor-WIat does lt meana hear that
the ro-toncc authorities have eizcd tho
mail edition Of The paper. Was 20 because
of he lottery adsg
Business Mauagcr-Yes; That is, the
marriage notices. EFrhuigr.
chance for "a Fortune.
SCcly Gentleman WIN YOU help me to
win wager, sirs
Bank Prcsidgut-N hat do you meau3
Seedy Geutiemau-Nhy ne and my
fdCul here have made "a wager. lie bets
me 4 U00,tC0 against 80 cents that ! can't
eat Thirty quails iu thirty days I've gbi
The 30 cents. What | want 10 know is II
yuull help me 10 "a fortune by providing
the quails.- N0msrriVs J0VuIi.
Miss Gushing n dote on the beautiful
south, with IFS palms and orange trees
DO not you, too, love sunny climes
Miss FaTyeuu-NO; ] can't say I DO.
when ! have 10 climb, prefer 10 have it
shady Light
"Ihe meek shah inherit the EARTH,
quoted The minister 20 d parlshiOuer not
LOitd Tor hls meebucss,
'tNts." replied The layman, "but the
busilcr Us cunitsiiUg he VIII very yigOr-
ously AHrpfFs Ba1r.
Weary druggist, ven remind sou
That Ibis set all life sublimes,
When you sell amps and keep smiling
Daily, several hundred times.
-ItaraiIeeUtisfg ErH
little Alice docking over book Of re-
ligiOus pictures Papa, what are "Fdmi-
tiye Christians
Para-Why, they we're the first Chris
tiaus, the early Christians The lrs' ones
duu'I yCu kuow.
Ahct-Iheu we're not .regretfullyI plim-
tive Christians are we
Papa mo, no; Of course not.
Alag frightening But Wu get there
just the tsme, con we papa s-f'ne.
Grave Cause far su- piclou
saescious EmpIoYer-I fear. Mr.. Too
loui, shan hayc 10 dispense wlta your
services.
New clerk Why sn, know { have
OulE teen leTe Weeb but have J not dur
70 s lis time been thoroughly faithful i3
Elur interests
Euui3yel on. y0u have heeu faithful
gIurzL ana capable enough, but
NeE tllTh-LuI what -irs
Employer Wei, / slH sou take .
postage stamp OUT pl the drawer yestef-
day.
Nev Clerk 1es afr but pat tE1 cents
iu iIs Tllca
Employer Iblts just what 7 .lut 90.
deIsfaad. guess you'd be-ter =o---h .'H
t1HTlel-
Ihe iimIt
She laL eIgnai with mer galore
she lived UltL lu51alI luuher eight
Sad Inne.l fl UrI - many bore
she'd diamonds .asr iu every >tlte-
BuJ she tlu-Led, aud declared herself ont
ol Iae race
When tlcy asseI LeatJ star iu tle -Clc
-Nag IaFf Sal
An aetlll yals creation .l Dg.maa.sa.s
] .AH- DLuIE- lllu'L I seq sou lsFe au
Z lIls- suio oI taat ueW hliry cIgra tlt
I oflrs .ghL I.ee It Immensely bgr
1 Gelr lug Peters Uau- l-r lne hfFl one
L He's MS tailor. E1u EulN aa4 ur l4 lT--
[ ue ana l'u Lut f1 interfere sou know
Z whatever De -iFe5 me-
Tle other dude; "IisW very reaarE
..Iaz- father makes an arTlu-eu4eHt vi-l
I I.u ly the year. sou kuaE, ana "a t1.
I IaFiG-l glad ai tr sou bupH tp make aal
I Ila-. .e.. p EHII -.a.
Z ll= llL-r -l--. Pretty ra= Faa
-Ee=. -aH ir % Iaa9Iaa Mr. -.arr's
sou Snow 4 com gt tl.1-- fHas a.
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Il ana -al -- Lafae ae# 5s f
Tie Eieh Juelr
la Desperately Tell mas Ile TRUTH
rar mF poverty taal rl-lea He.He-a s
She -aalf Wees
ua .u,lL Z raF ~ Haul.-I slaI.g Gaal
au ran- ana sa. uHtar.uHa1 s m
I I.uen lut have al aged u.a al
. strg I.al ana lae-r-lr ie lal Ea.t
ar- cannot iau- .-sas1
-E- .I IH-bfa1Ie. Hos EfaI aH.
tIHulutiu son 90 WU Eau u-rllla
Z U.u r9 L.u.-fr Iar Na
Oh ur- tlase Plush Combination SCI
Z arT Pgrkar-s. GIa seventh street..