Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1890-01-27

Young Lady Ito very new salesman: "Have
you IA book called an AN Essay on Irish Bulls?
Salesman "No; miss. W. haven't any works on
live stock"
DEMONSTRATIONS HABIT.-In all the world
there is but one cure, DR.. Haines' Golden Specific
1t can be given IN a cup of tea or coffee without the
knowledge OF 1.-THE person taking it, effecting a speedy
and ornament cure, whether the patient is a mod
crate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Thousands of
dIunkards have been cured who have taken the
Golden Specific in their coffee without their knowl-
edge, and to-day believe they quit drinking of their
own free will No harmful effect results from its
administration. Cures guaranteed. Send for cir
cul,r and full particulars. Address in confidence,
Golden Specific Co., 185 Race Street, Cincinnati, o.
Said the cook to the footman, "It's a great use
that pepper has in the Kitchen YES" was the
reply, "but the nutmeg has Il greater"
That beautiful glossy sheen, so much admired
in hair, can be secured by the use of ayers Hair
Vigor. There is nothing better than this prepare
ton for Strengthening the scalp and keeping it free
from dandruff and itching eruptions.
"What's the outlook in Rhode Island?' asked a
Pittsburg man of a friend who had just returned
from that state. 'The outlook?" he replied.
"Why, there's all there is in Rhode Island"
No other as good. This is the statement of Pro-
fessor Smith, Analytical Chemist: L have analysed
all the popular blood purifiers and medicines now
sold. Many of them 1 found to be worthless, some
dangerous to use. Sulphur Bitters contains nothing
poisonous, and L think it is the best blood purifier
made.
Mr.. Candleburns Gmpaciated by the gout)
"You rascal told you to put cracked ice on
my forehead, and you've slapped it on to the back
of my neck!" His nurse; LAS near as 1 cud pipe
it att, sor, that's phere yure torehId begins"
A DIFFICULTY URMoUNTED.-It is often very
difficult to tell what kind of a laxative to give to a
very young child who is suffering from constipation.
The only medicine which is at the same time per-
fectly safe, effective, and pleasant to take, is Ham
burg Figs. Is cents. Dose, one Fig. Mack Drug
Co, n. Y. Solo by druggists.
An Ohio minister, at the close of some remarks
in his own church, said, eve will now hear from
our coIored brother" The visitor addressed, be-
fore entering upon his subject, said, My brother
is mistaken; l am not colored L was born black. -
A century of progress has not produced a rene
dy equal to EIy's cream Balm tor catarrh, cold i'll
the head and hay fever 1t is not a liquid or a
snuff, but is perfectly safe and easily applied into
the nOstrils. 1t gives immediate relief and cures
the worst cases.
Don't say theirs is no cure for catarrh, hay fever
and cold in the head, since thousands testify that
Eiy's Cream Balm has entirely cured them. 1t
supersedes the dangerous use of liquids and suntfs
II Is easily applied into the nostrIls and gives Ie-
lief at once. Price soc.
Mrs. N~ewIywed: ''Oh, Charlie dear! I've got
such a nice piece ofnews to tell YOU" Mr.. New
lywed: Indeed! What is it, love?" Mrs. New
lywed: "Why, William tells me that our place is
just overrun with milkweed. Won't that be splen-
di for the COW.
The EXCITEMENT NOT OyER.-The rush on the
druggist still continues and daily scores of people
call tor a bottle OF Kemp : Balsam for sore throat
AM lungs Tor the cure oI coughs, co d., bronchitis,
aStAIlt aud consumption. henp's Dai-ain, the
II .ndard family remedy, i soiu oil a = Iaiant-'' ana
never tails 10 gave saiieiae'i.r, irice Sc and 81
Iriai BIKE free,