Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1890-04-05

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without an apology.
Make your business known in few
words, without loss of time.
In order to get the wild oats out of
boy he must be thrashed.
A crossed woman is nearly as dam
gerous as crossed electric wire.
All who pass through the door to
success will find it labeled "push."
The most grateful man is the one
for whom you have done the least
The execution of laws is of more i'm
portance than the making of them.
Is the woman who goes to church
to exhibit her sealskin sacquereligious?
A hero is a man who refrains from
eating things that do not agree with
him.
He who tries to climb up by pulling
his neighbor down makes poor head
way.
Marriages don't come high nowadays
two for assent seems to be about
right
When man is under cloud the
silver lining is generally on the other
side.
Culture does not make a gentleman.
A regular beet may be a cultivated
thing.
Patience is better than wisdom an
ounce of patience is worth pound of
brains
Harry-Are you singing in the choir
now Howard-No, l have joined the
church.
Some mems affairs don't get straigh-
| tened until about the same time they
do themselves.
We live so fast nowadays that it
keeps the recording angel busy putting
down "breaks"
Perseverance overcomes all things;
but the most persevering liver can not
overcome time.
The streets need overhauling where
they have been worn out by the haul
ing over them.
There are several ways to pay bills
but the majority of big ones are paid
with reluctance.
If life be of all things the most pre-
cious, wasting time must be the greatest
prodigality.
Think little Of yourself, and you
will not be injured when others think
little Of you.
knowledge is essential, but it is
equally essential that knowledge be
we'll directed.
We attract hearts by the qualities we
display we retain them by the quail
ties we possess.
He who muddles his stream of life
should not complain if forced to drink
of the dirty water.
Wouldst thou travel the path of
truth and goodness Never deceive
either thyself or others.
The great secret of happiness is to
throw ones self into the circumstances
which surround one.
1t is better to be above rather than
under the medium size, in fight with
a medium-sized man.
When man ''tries for all he is
WORTH" and doesn't succeed, probably
he is not worth much.
Oars mighty few promises dat hobs
good De peartest boy sometimes turns
out ter be de LATEST man.
Teacher-Tommy, how is the earth
divided Tommv-Between them that's
got it and them that wants it.
| Goodness and absence of heat and
haste indicate fine qualities. A gentle
man makes no noise a lady is serene.
The man who has dominion over
himself is very great, but even he can
not always control his youngest child.
"Her feet few" read Ichabod, but
Jonathan spoiled the climax by saying,
"Then she must have had sore toes"
Some men enjoy the habit so much
that they would pick their teeth care
fully if they had nothing but soup for
dinner.
The man who shaves himself may
save money, but think of the valuable
information that he misses in the course
of year.
A vigorous old age is able to accom-
plish, out of all proportion, more than
several careers, however brilliant, cut
short in youth.
The talent ofsuccess is nothing more
than doing what you can do we'll and
doing well whatever you do, without
| thought Of fame.
There are two reasons why some peo-
pie don't mind their own business.
One is, that they haven't any to mind
the other, that they haven't any
business.
"Why don't you run newspaper
like that?" grocery merchant in
country town said to his editor, throw
ing out New York paper. "For the
very reason you don't run a grocery
store like that" replied the editor,
turning to a five cokmn advertisement
of New York house showing a twelve
story building. The grocer looked at
tentively at the advertisement and the
picture for a moment and then said
81 never looked at it before in that
way"