The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-03
BRIGHT BtTS.


McCoRKLs 1ook!n- at the individual leaning
against tae lamp-post That man has queer
name Triangle
McCrackl 1t is appropriate, though. He
a ryetangled I iangls. y est Shore.
DsALER-I am sure madam, you could look
riage then this.
Mrs. ~ Avnoo-Oh. its handsome enough. but
i looks too comfortable TO be stylisl. -Neic
lolk WceEy.
MAY-What strunr, noble face.
Etael 1t IS. iHie -. Toe face OF Cousin George
a inner Fellow never faced drea sfdlflL
May--GTaeldus Is be dead?
Et1sI-Wol So. ne has Joined football team.
-tittsbu'g Bale IA. --''-
Toe Qiy1l,-"afa1sn. Observed The actor 20
10 the mother Of yelling infant in tie audi
| ence, ''~1en your child ia quite through ap-
| piauding viii continue 10 merely feign in
| sanity. AT present the pressure is entirely too
great ''--Anaer can Gr0cer.
OVERHEARD N l4J2 That's il - said Column
nus' as la ID fast BROKE upon his VISION That
''Norta or South?' asked the mate
That cant saw until I've seen Che map
returned the eNporer-Plict.
A Man paid 80 for barrel Of apples. lie sold
/ hat of them FIR g. 30. AMI the rest deca we'd on
his hands How much did he lose?" asked
He didn't lose nothing" bawled out a
| farmers boy in the c3ass; he worked EN- up
INTO ciuef -Chtc0go Tribune.
! LAWYER PULLMAN is an Austin LAWYER who has
/ q great reputation for collecting bad debts. IL
/ the money can be got out of msn, Re vii get
/ It. IL was to this lawyer that Bob Buckley re-
| ferred when he was request to run quick for
| doctor. as neis hbor child had swallowed d
coin. Doctor be bowed. I'll run for Lawyer
| Pullman; he'll get the money out Of the lid
/ quicker than dozen doctors" said Bob.-Tazds
/ Stftlngs
MAGAZINE EprToR-I'm going 70 run the last
chapters OF your story next month.
Au0hor-Ihe last chapters, Why. the story
mas only been running couple OF months, and
isn't fairly be yunl
Magazine Enor-I know it. but the won. m
dent seem TO get interested in it, because they
don { Know how il 5 going u tut n out so shall
run the last chapters and Just suit them.
Bost IN Tidte Ter.
LORD RrN'YaEpE-Ah, Miss Twumbull. I
faWhcy n ", yOuaVeject my suit bee l Sc you
Rave no wan That is verwy inconsistent for
an AnerWlcdn, you know. | faWnc ed al
An?eFwican girl woul fawncY herself m ca al,
and tel eyeryb ldy my birta was mere acct
dent, you know
Mis- rrumbull-Oh, no. Lord Runnymele. I
won d'n't Snarage you birth in the least
! don't INK it was a m ere accident-it was a
Regular catastro2he.-Lge.
AT ELEVEN O'CLOCK the other night a minister
was called 70 perform the maria e cerem INV
for mfddle-aSed couple each of whom had
prooaoly been mar led before. He asked if
they had the license. and the man reuljd:
"License, no Wnar bout licenseg'
You must have one"
Where do get it?''
AT the county clerks office, but it's too late
tonight"
'rlea won't marry him at air. said the
woman
who wants you to- re d.manded.
"a man who is fool enough to forget the
lice nse ca I marry me-
You 20 on, wouldn't have you if you were
the asst Won \ ear b,
Ny friend, you can get a license to- morrow, :"
sail the miniSi er
Il don't want one" replied the man "And
| I'm sure DON'T" aided the woman. and they
Withdrew and walked of iu different directions,
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