Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1890-10-02
A Tilt With Foils.


ME. KrriEY TEACHES ms WIFE nov 10
FENCE
~. .. Fuller, IN Texas sinings
There !" exclaimed Mr Kelley. Looking
up from his paper, that would be good
| thing for you.
| What would:" asked his wife
Fencing. replied Mr. Kelley
Fencing :" shc echoed in surprise; II
never could build fence
What's the NC to- be an IDIOT" retorted
! her husband, with considerable asprritv /.
/ II mean the art of sword PLAYING. Here
/ let mr read YOU Fencing is now regarded
/ A. fully introduced into fashionable circles
I for amusement Of The ladies II is a
/ wholc>om" fascinating exercise. admirably
( adapted 10 women Married ladies' are
I even more benefited than the unmarried
aud lot- more 10 the same effect" said
Mr. Kelly How dye ,pose you'd Ike
H.
wen DON'T know" sad his wife.
( dnuhtiully How i i done:
'oh, they generally use small swords
f"il>, they Gall 'cm, but you might begin
w;th s'fck ana III show you how. II YOU
want me 49,"
You say it, fa-hionable?" Mr-. Kelley
he,ifa,ingly asked.
says So right here. exclaimed her hu--
baud What dive say ".he went on On
Enthusiastically. "~bau Ne begin now: You
n.ra .xnrci.r' Martin and Itr noftcrt far
some time tha, yuu was becoming sedeu-
tary--thats What the paper says night here
IN tbs pi-,c Shall We begin:"
Mrs. Kelley reluctantly consented, ana
her husband, inspired with the idea, dash
"a out into the shed, and presently return
eli with Two laths which in his .xuberance
h.. had r.ckI.sslv wrruched On IN Nm.
COOP.
Nnw. then N. exclaimed milling on
hi, coat whit, nj. wif,. moved tIc ,al,,. snI
chairs ou, Of the way .thi. i VI. way Il
i. dom. arI h.. ir.,ruc,.dti. vi1. how m
hnIt ,lc r,r,r.,.rta,F,c foiI vbua ", null.
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,b.. mr,hnG nf rxcharoing hlous ..\n,
~ m.ke II rnor, r..I ,nt Tlassant "h. ro,.
,i,,,.d u.1I ,arli, IN. f.,cirg sc.ra !,
II,r,l.,
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k.u.v axcIsi,r.d. lana M y. ~ uar
Ia,
.ph dos .peer.d Nr k,lIar rol,ux
., bssl,fy Ham, xonh he Wbo ',.,s, a,s,
al UanIrt wi,h In hsir snJ mn,e III
chins m h.. U,mIe, mv..lf
III, " h, rracio,I.Iv Welded IN. noin, 10
save disnr,' and con,sn,rd he,.eIf vim
sr,inr Al Nr Iaer,.u TIL n,hrr cb.rsr,er
in th,. nl,y
..Cnm,. On now .ajJ Mr. Er,lav as.nm.
iur a iauu,y uo.l,jon. win M, Iaih IN th,
Ar ana M, i.f, hand b,hind HI, bsrk far
PROTECTION.
~ wifr Grabbed her lath vim hntb
hands throw il 4p.,ge,icauv alnf, s,d
knocked a lobe or the chandelier
..oh. that's the way.' .roulcd Mr..
Kelley. A. .he .tnpp,d To- pick mn th,. ,l,.bri.
.uau,lrf wouId hayr Ion, iDst -haf wav
| didn't know wa- rii.l, uud,.r the
hnrp,.r ul.,t,st.,IIf. vir, 4. sLa ,br.y
,h. hrokrn o,,.- il, ia. .toyc and resumed
ber Iath.
.Nnw h. more careful This time said
Mr. KELLEY. a. ,he ara1u tnck a nosjtinn
No-dont hold your foil like tbat-you
ain't going tn beat nd carpets There
,hst.. NOR. liL, tt-now then
til, laths ratified sGainst ,s,h o,t,rs few
time. ami Mrs kcIIcy received terrific clin
onthe hand that moved the skin from three
kuurEles and evoked from that LADY a SIN
n4nJous veil.
"a hii-a pslnah}e Nj, slaefuIiv ex.
claimed Mr. KrIlrv a. his wife dronnfd in.
IA n chair and huGucd hpr hand
At almost broke nv nnper" she wall.
.d
..pn1b' NuSp't mind litt1a
ILL. th.t Mr. KcIIav remarked az nc
hound nm the ininred ,pemh4r
II pnr.s you wnnldn,t call II a li,,le
( thing :" nrot..,ed his wife
LA, i" r.,nr,.I H. E,Il.v sco,,f,,l,
ga msn xanldn't notice a doyen crarts If
,hat art Gene IN row
uis vito n,crsd M hsr 10th again IN q
d;,ir;,I - ~ = ro IA r'.aa H.
E,fI..,s foii
| - ~ s,r, ,o ;d c;,.n, ..r,,
co,nina for ,nn ,,;,h M. dao,h bIn,, and
Vim wa,t to lnot M fnr mo
mi. hi, of infarn,a,in, had ,ba asact of
s.i,nnia,ino his VIC 70 extraordinsrv
a'r,s a,,d IVA so;,s e,,nat a. - arar,
tla,, ,I'iIa NJ Ksla,,s 1a,h no,ft,-,,ad :.
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,h,ir oc,an,ri,.i,v
III, orray, sbon,ad ~ o;.ad n.
EarIl,, ard h.. low.raJ bis foii for tha
aniah;n,, s,rota n ia, ,ns,an, III. ,;fa,S
'soiu'ioi III VI. an, anu ~ 'ne eonius,un ,