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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

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Maryland.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

THE rules of the Democratic party in
Carbon county should be so changed as to
give equitable and just representation.
There is something very wrong with a
system of rules that don't operate fairly for
each district. For pleLehighton last
year polled over two hundred votes and
has but four delegates, while several town
ships polling less than fifty votes get two
delegates each,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

THERE will be no Prohibition ticket in
Carbon county this year. The man who
was running the machine and raying fol
the grease is tired of the job. Though he
is to be commended for his earnestness In
the cause and his perseverance in face oi
continual disaster, he shows good bit ot
horse sense in blowing off steam raised by
his own wind.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28
Orphans Court Sale
on VERY
NTnlnnhln Rnnl EnAaAn

Pursuant 20 an order of the Orphons' Court
Of Carbon county, Pa. there will be sold at
public sale on The premises 10 the Borough Of
Lehighiou county and state aforesaid, ON
SATURDAY, July l9, 1890,
at o'clock p M, the following real estate Of
the estate Of Aaron Weidnw, decd. to.wit. All
that certain lot or piece of ground situate in
the borough Of Lehehton, county aud state
Aforesaid, numbered in the plan OF plot Of said
borough No 10. and having a front Of sixty
three feet and three inches on the Public
square and extending of that width at right
angles with said Square one hundred and
eighty one eet and SIX inches to Chestnut al
lev, bounded on the east by Apple alley, on
the south by Chestnut alley, on the west by
No ] I and on the north by the Public Square.
The improvements thereon are Two Story
FRAME DOUBLE DWELLING HOUSE,
10x4O feet, with kitchen attached, qx7l feet,
and all necessary outbudings. This offers q
rare chance for any one desiring a pleasant
home, as the location is one Of the most desir-
able in the borough. The buildings are in
first class condition, having been but recently
erected. Terms anu conditions will be made
known at time and place Of sale by
AUSTIN BOYER, Adms.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28
KUHN'S
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
ROOFING, SPOUTING
AND
GENERAL JOB WORK

Receives Our special attention at
this time, and in connection we
are prepared to REPAIR WASH
WRINGERs, no matter how far
gone. We supply new rubbers
and new cog wheels and make
your washer good as new at a
very small cost. Our line of
House Furnishing Goods in
cludes everything in that line,
while our stock of Heaters,
Ranges and Stoves can't be beat
in this town. Before purchas-
ing elsewhere call and see us.
w. S. KUHN'S.
North First St, Lehighton.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

In THE bill for medical expenses at the
Laurytown Poor House is an item of very
near $500 for whiskey. 1t don't go far
enough for us to learn whether the direc-
tors had the ague or staggers or whether
it was used up in filling mince pie pre-
scrintions
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

WHEN the Valley company once realizes
that Lehiyhton is rapidly developing in
size and importance they will give us the
new depot. The flight of progress is to
the north and west of town. A station al
the rear of the Exchange would fill the bill.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

LANsFoRD has three wards, but Lehigh-
ton with oyer seven hundred voters don't
appear to have enterprise enough in this
direction to raise petition for two, and
vet we'er bigger than Lansford.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

TUE hundred and one distractions on
First street are direct violations of the or
dlnances, and yet they flourish in utter dis
regard to the convenience of pedestrians.
The time for them to 90 is not yet ripe.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

THE overhead bridge has been con
demned. The Court should see that it
goes. Corporations should have no rights
that endanger the well being of the people.
The work of the overhead bridge is as dead
lv az the grade crossing.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

ONE unreasonable, disgruutled kicker
can do more to retard the progress of a
town than the work of dozen good men
to advance ITS interests. Reegate the
kicker TO the rear.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

"WHAT we know about road making Is
said to be the title Of forthcoming book
by Council, though IL has been graYely
hinted that what they don't know on the
same subject would ill bigger book
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

THE "Royal path of life" has no refer
ence to First street, though Bunyen's
"slough of despond" can't much beat it
after heavy rain.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28
Lehigh Valley R, R, Co.
Arrangement of Passenger Trains.
In EFFECT MAY llTH, 1890.

LEAVE LEHlGAlON
For Railway, Elizabeth, Newark and New York
COG 5.22, 7s, 9.6I, and il'l2 AM o. 6.2s and
For Manunka Chunk and Belvidere d.Oo, 7.sl,
a.m l2.31 p m.
For LambertYille and Trenton sos, 500 ana
1.l2 am; O6 and 5,29 pm.
For SlatingtOn, Catasauqua, Allentown, Beth
lehem, EastOn, Philade' 'phia ana points south
5.22, I.O1, 7.3l, 800 and ll.l2 ami aOO ~ ana
For Reading and Harrisburg 7.sl. s67 and
Il; a. M; 500 and sOl pm. ,,.,., -.
rvs, White Hall, GOplay, HOkenlauqua ana
Freemansburg 522, 7.O1, 800 800 & ll'l2a a. nj
For Maueh Churk 6a6. 743, 9.47 and Has am. /;
l.22, 315, b.25 2. %, sl6 and 9.3s and l2.47 pm
For Weatherly and HaZietOn 647, 7.43 935 ana
S for aianoy 9 cly s shensndoaa Nan @ and Ashland
G.47, TAB 9.S6 and ii4s am; si6, b'2o ana ''Ss
i, For Mt Carmel and shamokin 74s and Has
For New Boston and Pottsyille 7as 9s6 and
Has am; 3.ib and 723 p.m. MI.
For White Haven, WilkesDarre ana flllston
647, 7.4s, a36 and Has am; $40. h26, I2s and
+ For r. Scranton e.s0, 7.4s, O,se, and ii.4s am;
For TunkhannocE has am; S.25 & 7.2s and
F For owego, Auburn, Ithaca and Geneva Has
F'i For Ia LaeeygiIe. Towanda, sayre Wayerly, FL
mira. Rochester, BuffalO, Niagara Falls and the
west ll.4o h,Alisi ana is2b anu 300 psuis
SUNDAY TRAINS.
For New York 642 and 1907 am. 5.2a pm.
For Philadelphia SOP a. m. and 8h7 pm,
For EastOn and intermediate stations h.2i,
s.02, 1907 AM p 62, 3.5I. 5.29 and s34 2 m
For Mauch Chunk s.l4, 1856 AIM 1896 alb,
6.i9, a.52 and 938 pm.
For Ha2letOn 800 ami ~ 20, 3.l5 q 942 pm,
For Mahanoy City and Shenandoah 1925 ana
3lb pm.
For White Haven, Wilkes Barre, Pltlst0n,
runkhannoek, Towanda, sayre, Ithaca, Geneva,
Falls and the West AZ pm,
For further particulars inquire Of Agents tor
Time Tables. h. b. BNINGTON,
Genl Pass Agent,
May IL, 10. 1y South Bethlehem, Penna,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

CARBON county tax receivers are giving
out their "original packages" with the
promise Of five per cent. II paid promptly.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

SOME men are born great, some men
achieve greatness and some men-are town
councilman.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

Bona Eide Circulation Larger than that Of
any Weekly Newspaper in the County.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

M. O. Kuntz.
East end Lehighton
Weissport Bridge.
Dealer in SoleLeath-
er, Finished Calf
Skins, Kip and Up
per Leather, Harness
Leather, etc.
Highest prices paid for
Hides, Skins & TallOw.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28
EXPENDITURES

Ss55O- Refunded from per cent.
TO per cent.
We, the undersigned, Auditors Of Lehighlon
Borough, Carbon county, having carefully ex-
ahmed the ahoye accounts OF the treasurer
fnd them correct 10 the best of our know ledge
and belief j. j. KUTZ
T.. j. HAUSMAN, Auditors
j. H. ESCH,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

The newest fabric Of the year is Printed Cot
ton Goods, India Pongee, Lisle Thread finish
81 inches wide. All the latest shades and
printings at Twenty Cents Yard
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28
LOCAL OR TRAV-
ELING.

10 sell our Nursery stock Salary, Expenses
and STEADY employment guaranteed
CHASE BhOIhEhe COMPANY,
5-l7-2mf Rochester, n. y,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28
Spectacles! I!

When you buy pair Of Shoes YOU want a
good ht. But II YOU need sPECTACLEs IL is
much more important that the EYE should be
accommodated with correct lenses and a proper
" fitting frame which will bring the lenses di-
rectly before the centre Of the eye. If YOU buy
your speetaeles at DR.. Horns you will Gnd the
above points properly attended to-
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28
NoiSSPort Business Directory.

u. S. KRESGB
IN the Old Post ONCE Building
HANDMADE BUOTs & SHOES speeiaity
Handmade Uppers Supplied 10 the Trade
- Buy our $3.50 Handmade Shoe -Tne BEST
All Kinds of Repairing Neatly Cheapy and
and Promptly attendedin
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

SATURDAY, JUNE 28. 1890.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1890-06-28

Rates for Legal AdvertisinRi
Charter Notices 4 90
Auditors Notices 90
commissioners Notices OF
Divorce Notices OF
Administrators Notices 3 90
Executors Notices 3 0C
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
WHY a Robber Was Popular.

From the published accounts it would
appear that Jhunda, the notorious dacoit,
who was recently killed in an encounter
with the East Indian police, was a sort Of
Robin Hood in his way. He began his
career in the native army, but soon left the
service for the more congenial occupation
of robbery In 1874 he was captured and
sentenced 10 fifteen years imprisonment
After breaking his arm in an attempt to
escape he remained n Meerut ieil till 1888
and became the most expert carpet weaver
in the prison. On his release he collected
a band which soon became the terror Of
Meerut and the adjoining districts.
His usual course of operations was TO
pounce upon a village and call upon the
local shroff, or banker. TO produce his
bonds and receipts, which were then pub
licly burned, while the siroI himself was
plundered. This style Of proceeding made
Jhunda popular with the indebted classes,
who form large proportion OF the Indian
rural population, and by their aid be sue
ceeded in defying the police for the last
two years. Like his English prototype he
is also said to have often been charitable
TO the poor. There was at first some doubt
whether he was actually killed, but his
identity is now placed beyond question
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
Doing a Russian Business.

Gar Of all the Russias-Have you put
the dynamite gong that rings thirty min
utes beforehand under the table?
Attendant-Yes,r evered bastinadoer.
Czar-Have you fastened the alarm
telling of the approach of strangers thir-
ty miles away on each door?
Attendant-Yes, blessed knouter.
Czar-Have you mixed the poison an
nihilator in the soup?
Attendant-Yes, marvellous admins
trative processist.
Czar-Have you set the ferreter Of Sc
cret plots in the pocket of each one pres
ent and attached it to my napkin?
Attendant-Yes, wonderful exiler.
Czar-Have you put the electro poison
point detectives on my knives, forks and
spoons?
Attendant-Yes, soul of Siberia.
Czar-Have you closed the bullet proof
steel shutters?
Attendant-Yes, redoubtable coward.
CZar-Have you examined the last
batch of Centuries with the quadruple
binocular treason detective. and removed
all but the covers before distributing
them?
Attendant-Yes, adoring worshiper of
KEENAN,.
Czar-Then taste lavishly of each dish
before you; if you live will partake of
a few mouthfuls in the midst of prayers
and mbling.-Judge.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
A SEASIDE RESTAURANT.

~1he scallop, next TO the oyster, is one Of
the most palatable of sea fruit Among
the crusading knights, you may remember,
its shell used 10 be worn rs a badge. The
scallop of America is found along the Long
Island shore and the entire eastern coast
The best, however, come frem Rhode ISL
and and are taken to the Boston market.
In their habits they are like wild geese
move in groups At night there may be
thousands of bushels on one side Of a chan
mel three or four hundred feet wide, and
the next morning you will find every one
not even a straggler left behind, trans
planted to the opposite shore. In moving
they open the shell and violently expel the
water, and under the circumstances their
speed is something remarkable. Many
persons think they are too rich for ordi-
nary eating, but when scailops are stewed
with properly seasoned white sauce they
form a dish fit for king"
The old FISHERMAN went deep into BIZ
valvular lore, and, like all of his class,
knew how TO cook what he talked about
in the most approved style. but its repeti-
ton in detail would require another chap
ter. FELIX g. De FONTAINE.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14


and cheered to the echo. and know all
the time that you are very much over
ESTIMATED man, Ostenable, viii turn TO
aloes and NORWOOD the nice buck
wheat cakes and maple strip of the best
banquet that ever graced the groaning
board of a monarch
l earnestly hope, Mr.. Peterson, that
YOU NAV never be placed in that posi-
ton. To be compelled TO stand up sad
ly and say: Boys, | am much obliged
70 you, but I've taken advantage of you.
I've got your banquet, and | have re-
ceived it under false pretenses. / can
not return it to you. and am not per-
mitted by the rules of the game TO pay
for it. l give myself up. Icannot make
speech. What little glory l ever won
was won In another way, and so can
not do it." To say all this and see one
countenance after another fall is tough,
Mr.. Peterson, extremely tough.
Then comes the professional enter
tainer, and gets the general good feeling
a-going once more. Every man TO his
avocation, Ostensible, is a great rule.
Neither Mr.. Edison nor can make a
good after dinner speech The great
noticeable difference between us. how
ever, is that Mr.. Edison knows enough
TO say so and stick TO it. To be diner
out, bon motter or a raccoontoor is a
gift 1t cannot be acquired any more
than parents can be acquired late in
life.
You Will think you can make an after
dinner speech possibly. You may think
so all YOUR life and still be in error
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14

In order 70 allow them 10 cook IN their OWL
Juice. When stewed they should be re
moved on coming 70 boil
''These bivalves," he continued, now
and then indulge in queer pranks and
take to strange bedfellows Here Is the
shell of one, for instance, that attached IL
self when young TO piece Of wood about
four inches long. and as you see followed
the shape of the wood until 1T has formed
almost a complete circle.
Here is another specimen in which the
oyster FORMED on the eve of a sea spider,
sort of cross between lobster, crab and
shrimp, and a veritable scayenGer of tbs
sea. Strange to say, when / obtained tbs
nondescript beth the spider and his neigh
Dor were alive. Here is another sample
a marine wedding between clam and
oyster. In fart there is no end Of THE
curious attachments that are formed at
the bottom of the sea
AN interesting OBJECT u an oyster IN its
incipiency seen through a microscope when
it is invisible as living thing 10 the naked
eve. You may see its heart FACILITATING as
regularly as the pendulum OF clock.
Oysters always fasren themselves on then
left side The shell is first formed over the
ton. then beneath. The muscles fastening
the bivalve to its bed finally shrink, and
the oyster is then of Importance.
Speaking Of muscles in bivalves, it is a
fact not generally known that If you han
die a hard clam tenderly il will yield to the
knife with but little pressure, but drop II
in a basket where there are five hundred
other CLANS and every muscle in the live
hundred will instantly contract with re-
sistance that sometimes GompelS you to
break the she'll Try it next't:me you open
clans Soft CLANS don't move, but SUM
Der contentedly in their beds Of mnd until
the fisherman wants his chowder or his
bait; hard or round clans, however, pos
sess the faculty of sinking themselves In
the sand, having kind OF foot or teeleT
with which they dig their way down.
1.-THE mussel is also another curious den
lien of the sea, and. like the oyster, at
taches itself to all sorts of substances and
assumes the most singular shapes and
clusters. They should be eaten in the au-
tumn, the spawning season being in the
spring, when, if eaten, they are likely tc
produce a cutaneous eruption. Like GER
tain kinds Of oysters, however, they are
valuable in that they produce fine pearls.
About twenty years ago there was gen
eral pearl hunt in many parts OF the
United States which resulted in the find
ing of a number of rich specimens. IL
1858 a mussel pearl was found in New Jer-
sey, near Salem, more than an inch in
diameter, and was afterward sold in Paris
for s., OOO The pearl mussel has long been
famous for the beautiful excretion found
in its shell, and which is much used for
ornamental purposes.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14

ones every time. a Young, well cultivated
oyster i heap better than sn old one. Just
as yOung chicken Is more tender than an
Old hen"
How do American compare with foreign
oysters"
They are not 70 b. mentioned in the
same breath. The Ostend oyster, for il
stance, IS favored as If dipped in q solu-
ton Of copper, and / know Of no foreign
varlery that equals any OF our own. Many
attempts have been made 70 breed he
American oyster on the C-her SIDE. but
without satisfactory results, q small worm
taking possession Of the beds and maxim :
havoc. StiIl, the English market patron
lies Us 70 the xtent OF thousands Of bush
els a year, and the demand appears 10 10
growing
The old captain then went into disser-
,atlon on shell fish generally Oysters. be
said. when kept in the shell should D. laid
on their backs, and II given al occasional
sprinkling vii be better az the end Of a
week than II eaten IS soon as they are r.
moved from salt water Wien roasted
thew Shonld a.so b ola>~: - .A-'- 49,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
WITH US ONCE AGAIN.
WELCOME CLOSE or THE OYSTERS
ANNUAL SUMMER VACATION.

From Now on Until Next May He Will
Be an Honored Guest at the Tables
of High and Humble AHke-Other Mol
lusks.
Copyright by American Press Association
To the lover of oysters September is al
ways a welcome month, inasmuch as it
marks the end Of the spawning season of
the toothsome mollusk and permits one to
exclaim again, though somewhat paradox
cally, good bi-valve" This period varies
according to locality and weather, but is
generally supposed to be during July and
August, the oyster then being thin, Shiny
and comparatively tasteless, except when
taken from deep water.
1t is always pleasant TO talk with an in
telligent old FISHERMAN on the subject, for
it abounds with many points of interest
that are unfamiliar TO most people, and it
is from such a source that the writer has
derived much of the information which
follows. First" he said, few persons
are aware that right here at our door
within the borders OF the state of Connecti-
cut-there are nearly hundred thousand
acres now under cultivation, and the oyster
industry is steadily increasing. Our knowl-
edge too, of the habits and manner of
growth of the oyster has been expanded
though we have not yet learned how to
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
She Glad Them Down Fine. &"

81 think you may send me quart OF
huckleberries. said the landlady TO the
marketman as she looked about for bar
gains in wilted egg plants.
Have you many boarderS this sum-
mer, ma'am" he asked mildly.
Nine"
Isn't quart of berries rather-rsther
light for nineF' ne ventured.
Not with me-" she snapped -Four
of my boarders don't eat huckleberries
for breakfast. and five don't eat bananas.
so l alternate and ketch half either way"
New York Tribune.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
A Reasonable Reouest.

Prominent Humorist-Er, would it be
too much of favor for you to let me go
into your ice house for few hours this
afternoon?
Ice Dealer-Well, that's a strange re-
quest, sir. What is the matter-is the
heat too much for you?
Prominent Humorist-No, but I've
just received an order from Fudge for a
lot of Christmas jokes, and / want to
get some Observation-Disclosures Ameri-
can
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
What 1t Suggested.

Mr.. Nice TO stranger, whose language
has annoyed him)-Look here, sir. want
you 10 use better language in the pres
ence of these ladies! Your talk is abomi-
nable.
Stranger-Is that so? Well, I'll talk
just as / want! Ny language is all right,
an all do is to call a spade a spade,
Mr.. Nice-Indeed, ! should imagine
that you would call it a bloody shovel
Lawrence American.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
PERTAINS Willie Knows Now.

pa said>Willie Fauntleroy the other
evening, II heard DR.. Snuffem say today
rnaU old Congressman Seekem was a
war horse What is war horse, pa:"
MY child" replied pa, "a war horse
is a creature that snuffs the battle afar
the farther the better-and snorts and
plunges at every Office in sight. Chi
cago Times.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
An Advantz-roa. Petition.

Mr. Knight-FroIn where wO1id yo1
like 10 view the parade
Mrs Kuight-Frorn a gwen point
M KEight-W Eere's that:
Ms Knight don't know; bat
notice that al pzrsdes are 50 long N
passing that plzce--Pack
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
4 TruIffnI LIZ.

Guest who has tIlel thent-why on
earth don't You cas doEa th-t cd apple
tree It's - Lear jl- rad lie boys steal
most Of en-. ard they're hard. sour
things any Way.
Doctor Popular with quiet smile
They pay for tueln al = = VISIT adse
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
Rest and Recreation.

Porter-You travel regularly now, l
see, sab.
Mr. Gotham ION the New York and
Philadelphia express)-Yes. The doctor
said needed rest and recreation. So
spend one day in Philadelphia and the
next in New York-Puck.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
That Would BE Heavenly.

He class of 'e0}-Did you heah that
astonishing discoverwy they've made
that hair grows after death2
She-Oh. I'm so GLAD Maybe you'll
have a mustache in heaven.-Life
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
1t Was Good Cement

is that cement any goodg" asked q
prospective purchaser Of traveller.
ANY goody' Was the reply, why,
| should think so. You could mend the
break Of day with that cement. Chat
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-09-14
of Course They Will.

$50 Jack is married, eh? Do you think
he'll! get along well with his wife?" I'm
quite sure he will. They sang in the
same choir for two years without quar-
reli ~. Boston Times.