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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
HE LAUGHED TOO.

Absurd Action on the Part Of an
Excited Citizen.
A remarkable instance of the absurd
things man will do under excitement
occurred Saturday in connection with
the cable line collision at Third street
and Pleasant avenue. Atthat point the
cable train ran into hack and damaged
one of the horses attached thereto. A
passenger on the grip. seeing the inev-
liability of a collision, jumped off be-
fore the crash came and ran along be-
side the grip for several yards in a
frantic endeayor to hold back the heavy
train. When it was all over the passen-
gers realized the absurdity of his effort.
he laughed with them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
HOSIERY And UNDERWEAR
Center Aisle. Wabasha Street.

center Aisle, NaDaSla Street.
The same old story. Cold
weather comes without warn
ing, and hundreds of people
have not yet made their pur-
chases of cold weather Hosiery
and Underwear. To these we
wish to say, simply, look at
our assortment. The GUAM
tity, qualities, styles and
prices will speak for them
selves.
The foreign goods are prin-
cipally direct importations,
and the domestic goods are
bought from the makers. Be-
ing satisfied with a reasona-
BILE profit, our customers are
given the benefit of the re-
duced cost.
Children's black all-wOol
ribbed Hose, sizes S to 81, at
rs cents, are the best we have
ever sold at the price.
In q higher grade stocking
for children we offer as lead
ers a line made by [. & r. Nor
ley, in England, and another
line OF the celebrated G. G..
French Hose. Both kinds are
heavy ribbed, all wool, with
double knees. Price for all
sizes from 6 to 81, so cents.
Infants extra fine quality
imported black Cashmere
Hose, sizes 4 to 81, plain or
ribbed, 25 cents.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
A CENSUS ECHO.
Legal Quibble to Let Out Stevens
and Dickey.

Judge Nelson, of the United States
district court, yesterday heard the argu-
ment on the demurrers to the indict-
ments of the persons charged with con-
spring to pad the Minneapolis census.
Judge Shaw and F. B. Hart appeared
for the Minneapolis people, and Special
District Attorney Baxter argued in be-
half of the government. The objection
to the indictment is based on the
ground that men like Stevens and
Dickey could not enter into conspiracy
as charged in the indictments. No one
but an enumeration could make the cen
Sus returns; therefore as Stevens and
Dickey were not enumerat0rs they
could not c0nspire to do an offense that
it was not in within their power to COM
NIT. A short oral argument was made
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
Under False Colors.

George Copeland, for whom Marshal
Donahower has had warrant of arrest,
surrendered himself yesterday. Deputy
Marshal Shehan left IN the evening to
take him to Vermillion, S. D., where he
is wanted to answer an indictment in
the federal court. Copeland is said to
have represented himself to be deputy
United States marshal, and to have
used his reputed position to defraud
certain persons. He is said to have
been in the employ of the Minneapolis
Harvester works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
Senator Beck's Will.

The will of James B. Beck, of Fayette
county, Kentucky, was yesterday filed
for probate in Ramsey county. The
will leaves all his property, real and
personal. to his widow, Jane M. A.
Beck, for life, and then to his daghters,
May and Bette Beck. In case his
widow marries she is required to give
each of his daughters $1,000 on becom-
ing of age. There is about $4,000 worth
of property belonging to the estate in
st. Paul.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
FlE[D,MAHLER
g. co.
NEW STORE,
Wabasha, Fourth aud Fifth Streets.
SILK DISPLAY.
Center Aisle. Fifth Street.

Our dark room for the dis
play Of Evening Silks is COM
pfeted, and we cordially in
vite the ladies to inspect our
special exhibit of High Novel
ties and rich Evening Silks to-
day and tomorrow. The col
lection of Crepes, India Silks,
Tissues, Bengalines and High
Glass Novelties for Reception
and Bridal Costumes is unsur-
passed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14

and briefs were filed by Messrs. Shaw
and Hart. Mr.. Baxter argued the point
orally. and will file brief Judge Mel
son took the matter under consideration
and will not decide it until after the
conclusion of the Duluth term of court
which commences today.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
Genuine Macintoshes at 1.-The
PIym0uth',

The new fall styles have extra large capes,
with fly front and patent collar; seams are
both sewed and cemented. The Plymouth
Clothing House are sole agents in Mime
apolis and ST. Paul for the only genuine Mac
fntoshes, manufactured by Charles Macirto b
d Co., London, England.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
Last Day in the Morning.

You can start to-day, Oct. IA, on any
Great Northern train, 10 Minnesota,
Dakota and Montana points at one fare
for round trip. Tickets good for thirty
days and stop off at will.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14
IT'S AN ART To. FIT THE FEET.
CHILDREN'S DEPARTMENT.
Chxldrens School Shoes for Fail and
Winter Wear.

1iHuTeHS oCHOW OHOeS 7Or raw ana
Winter Wear.
We have a patent hygenic Shoe, with
thick, light, warm and flexible sole, for
both ladies and children. The bottoms
OF these Shoes are made Of a. non-con-
ductor Of cold and dampness, keeps the
foot always dry and warm. Bring your
children to us and have them fitted as
they should be by competent and expe-
rienced statesmen. We know you are
good judge Of Shoes, for you have worn
them all your life so far, but our sales
men sell and fit more Shoes in one day
than you will have fitted or wear in
lifetime, and yet they are learning
something new every day. Their judg-
ment is valuable to the purchaser.
How can child learn or remember any
thing at school when their feet are in a
cramped and uncomfortable condition? Some
are nervous and irritable and can't learn or
commit anything to memory. How do you
think they can be otherwise when their feet
are tortured? Many child to-day is walk
ing the streets of our city in an almost Grip
pied condition, all on account of the way
their Shoes are fitted.
We boast of our ChiIdren's Department We
also claim it is an art to fit the feet. We have
Chlldrens Weak-Ankle Shoes. Our ST, S1.25, $3.50
and So Children's Shoes we have in all widths,
and can lit your children as they should be- Fine
french Calf Shoes for Children Boys School Shoes,
$1.75 and So, wear like iron.
Ars(1z@@ With every purchase of So we give ticket
Mg ~ good for two consecutive insertions of rs.
VJkA0 word advertisement in the want columns Of
the DAILY GLOBE.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14

Mail Orders receive the ben
eft of all special prices, and
will be promptly and carefully
filled.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14

Nothing Like Macfntoshes
For comfort in rainy weather The genuine
English Macintoshes are sold only at the
Plymouth Clothing House.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14

Autumn styles now ready in all depart
ments at the Plymouth Clothing House.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-14

Men may talk about the tariff,
But there is no need for scare if
Folks remember that ''The Plymouth
Don't mark up single suit.
For 1.-THE Plymouth" bought in season.
Other dealers have no reason
To endeavor by their clamor
To make prices upward shoot"
The Plymouth Clothing House.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30
Odd Chinese Customs.

In dating letters the Chinese write
the year first instead of last.
The Chinaman does not shave hi.
face, but his head and eyebrows.
In speaking of the compass the Chi.
nese always say it points south.
In China the men are millIners,
"washer-women" and dressmakers.
The Chinaman whitens his shoes and
buries his dead on the surface of the
earth.
Americans shake hands with each
other; the Chinaman shakes hands with
himself.
The Chinese launch ships sideways,
ring bells from the outside and turn
screws from right TO left.
The Chinese pay their doctors as long
as they remain well, but as soon as they
get sick the pay stops.
Americans live, cook and eat usually
on the first floor, sleeping upstairs, but
the Chlnaman reverSeS this order.
Black clothing is generally consid-
cred sign of mourning. In China
white garments Indicate the loss OF
friends.
The Chinese do not cut their finger
nails. They consider 1t aristocratIc to
let them grow from five inches TO a foot
in length.
The Chinese do not uncover tleir
heads as mark of respect; they not
only keep their hats on. but when wish
ing to be very polite remove thelI
shoes.
In the Celestial empire not children,
but old men fly kites, walk on stills,
play marbles, shoos firecrackers, and,
IN doing this, use Their feet as much as
possible instead of the hands.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30
WORTH HEEDINo,
Married Life Is Failure.

The men say, according To an Atch-
ison GtObe-When a wife thinks more
Of her relatives than of her husband
When wife believes her husband
must love her whether she deserves it
" not.
When wife stoops TO her husband s
level, and tries to equal him in being
mean
When a wife fails to realize that pa
,lence and gentleness are more natural
with her than with a man.
When a woman marries for convent
ence, and pretends that she marr!es for
love.
When a wife pays too much atten-
Ion to her husbands old vows, and
not enough 10 the nature OF the man
she has actually married.
When a wife insists that her hus-
band shall be as good as his mother,
instead of as good as his father.
When wsfe says that if her husband
earns three dollars a day, he ought t.
put dollar and a half of it il her LAP
every night, rs ''her ARE"
When "A wife, who is not expected to
do any such work, says. IN the pres
ence Of the neighOorS, that she was not
raised that way, and will not SAW
the wood.
When the wife blames all the trouble
on her husband, instead of accepting
her share.
When a woman imagiEes that all the
women in the world are In love with
her plug of a husband.
The women say-When a man say
Ina cannOf enpfrnI bfs fatnnar w hon l.
MS wife and children, although they
know he controls i when provoked b.
q large, muscular man enemy.
When a man is a liar, and his wife
knows il. When man IS liberal and
fair AID cheerful with every one except
his sife.
When 4 man is fool enough to expect
an angel will marry him.
When a man Is patient a.d cringins
Nth men when vino do not care If they
diSplease him, and impatient with his
sick children.
When a man expects that his wife
ou hit TO buy as much with one dollar
~ he himself can buy with two.
When a man frets because his wife
did not love him before she knew him.
When a man expects the fountain Il
be higher than the he u; when he eX-
poets a better home than lie provides.
When a man smacks his lips In re
collection of his mothers cooking, and
forg-ts that he had better appetite n
a boy than he has as a man.
" hen u man believes that a wIft
should give all her time To their home
and then wonders that she never has
any money of her OWL
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30
The Model Wife.

a model wife is the woman in whom
the heaIt of her husband doth safely
trust.
She is the woman who looks after his
household, and makes no pitality a
delight to him, not burden.
Who has learned that a soft answer
will turn away wratli.
Who keeps her Sw eetest smiles and
most loving words for her husband.
Who is his confdant in sorrow or il
JOY, and who does not feel the necessity
of explaining her prIva Z affairs to the
nrighborhood.
Who respects the rights of husband
and children, and in leturn has due re.
gard paid TO her.
Who knows that the strongest a-gu.
ment is her wOmanliness, and so She
cultivates il.
Who Is sympathetic in joy, or il
grief, and who finds work for her hand.
to do.
Who makes friends and keeps them.
Whs is not made bitter by trouble
but who strengthens and sweetens uu
der It.
The woman whose fe-|ook has love
written on every page.
Who makes home for a man.
home in house and in a heart. 4
home that he Is sure of, home that is
full of love presided over by one whose
price is above ruDieS.
She IS the model wife.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30
The Education of W men.

SO prevalent among women is the
amiable wish to please the lords of Gre
alton, that it may reas s0nably be doubted
whether they ever do anything amiss
the motive fot which cannot be traced
to this desire. Though Eve ate the
forbidden fruit, it is nowhere denied
that Adam had twitted her about the
comparative unimportan of her at
taiuments. and had bred in her a rest
less appetite for miscellaneous learning,
which made her the serpent's easy
prey. Is it not so with our female
eIucation? If there is anything wrong
with it are not the men TO blame? If
it Is true, as Mr.. Allen says, that the
present system produces literary wo-
men, schoolmiStresses and lecturers on
cookery, it will probably be found, Oh
investigation. that it is precisely those
species of educated female that the un-
mar led male most affects. No doubt
female education is all wrong, If Mr..
Allen SAYS it is, but if he is to set 1t
right let him consider whether the bes
way to 60 about il is not TO try and
teach 9 wiser discrimination to males.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30

cried Ruth, clasping the dilap!dated
child in her arms and sobbing for Joy.
You have nearly frightened us to
DEATH
I've been in the creek responded
Bennie, placidly putting the last of the
sandwich in his mouth. And Mr.. Har-
rington's been in The creek, too
In the creekr cried the sisters, turn
ing pale.
Yes, l fell in. and Mr.. Harrington
jumped in after me. l can't swim, but
Mr.. Harrington can swim enough for
two,' with an adniring look at that
gentleman.
MT. Harrington introduced himself,
and gave the sisters an account of Ben
nie's exploit. He was overwhelmed
with gratitude by Ruth and May, who
could not thank him too much. In
spite of his wet and be lrabbled cond.-
tion, he could not help lingering at the
gate to admire the two sisters and
m entally contrast their styles and beauty
as well as observe the warm affection
they so plainly showed for little Bennje
That young gentleman used his ut
most powers OF perSuation to induce
Mr.. Harrington To dine with him; as
surfing him, III a confidential side whis-
per, plainly audible 10 every one, that
they We're going to have apple dump
lings for dinner. But Mr. Harrington
Was proof against even this seemingly
oyerpowering argument, and took his
leave, promising to call and see them
at an early day.
As he wended his way back to the
farmhouse, where he had left his car
rlage, his eye caught sight of the hand
bill announcing the sale of the Rea
property; and when he had read it, he
understood more clearly Bennie'S rea-
son Tor wishing to earn money. And
very grave lOOk was on his face as he
sat in his library that night, and on the
table before him lay mortgage, exc
cuted and signed by Douglas Rea. For
he 1t was who held the mortgage, hav-
ing purchased it as an investment. But
he did not see il; for efore his eyes was
vision of a sweet girl, with lovely
Drown eyes and rich brown hair.
And 1t came to pass that there was
no 81 on tie day set by Mr.. Gray;
and rumor has 1t that Ralph Harring-
ton visits the Rea cottage regularly,
and that May is busily engaged in con-
~tructing a wonderful trOusseau, which
IS to be the admiration and envy of AL
the brides for a hundred miles around.
And Bennie sees all these prepara-
tons with an improving eye; for he and
Mr. Harrington have entered into a
conspiracy together concerning a won
dertul Shetland pony, with an accom-
panyIng dog-cart, from which he ex-
poets great things at Il time not very
far stant.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30
There or Not Thera-

When at her first lesson Katie read
quite glibly: What have you in your
hand, AnuIer-'A button-hooker, ,
her teacher order ed her to be seated tu
consider what WIS actually the passage
To be read
\ second trial was given her, an
the child. with perfectly so'emn face
repeated:
What have you in your hand. An,
nie?-'A button-hooker.'
y third and fourth trial elected
nothing different except a torrent of
tears from the pupil and much wratE
from the teacher.
Bring your book to me, child" eI
claimed the latter finally, and show
me the bu ton-hooker." The injured
one did as she was bid, and placed d
quivering little finger on the rnteTToga
ton point at the end of her sentence.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30
Indian Humor.

The Indian has Keen appreciation
OF humor, and Is like a child In his
miTthfulness. No orator can see tn.
weak points in his adveTsary's armor oI
silence a foolish speaker more quickly.
Old Shah-bah-skoing, the head CHIEF
of Mile Lac. brought all his warriors
- defend Fort Ripley In 1862 Tie
Secretary OF the Interior, and the Gov.
eTuOr and Legislature Of MInneSots
promised these Indians that for this act
of bravery they shOcld have the special
care OF the Government and never bs
removed. y few years later. a specia
agent was sent from Washington TO ash
the Ojibways to cede Their lands and re,
move to a country north OF Isech
Lake The agent asked my help.
sad: II Enow that country. l have
ctmped on IT. Ii is the most worth
less strip of land in Minnesota. The
The Indians are not fools. Don't at
tempt this folly. You will surely com.
TO griet." He called the Indians in
council, and said: MY red brothers,
your great father has heard how you
have been wronged. He sad, Il will
send them an honest man. lie iooke,l
IN the North, the South, the East and
the West. When he saw me, he said,
This Is the honest man whom | will
senI to my red children. Brothers,
look at mel The winds of fifty NV,
years have blown over my head and
siIvered it over with gray, aud in al
that time have never done wrong 10
any man. As your friend, 1 ask you
To sign this treaty"
Old Snah-bah-skong sprsng to his
feet and said: My friend, look at me!
The winds OF more than fifty winters
have not blown my brains away"
That council was ended. Bishop
Whipple IA North Anls ricdn Reuie,c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30
Ultra Realism

Every school OF thought, and o
criticism upon thought, has its day, it,
disciples, and its defenders. The
school of ultra realism has many such
at present, but it is not wit hout vIgor
Gus opponents, of whom the venerable
Doctor Oliver Wendell Holmes is one
In an "Over the Tea cups" talk in the
April atlantic he says-"The frs
great mistake made by the ultra real
lists, like Flaubert and Zola, is, as
have said, their ignoring the line OF
distinction between imaginative ari
and science. We can find realism
enough in books of anatomy, surgery,
and medicine. In studying the human
figure. we want to see it clothed with its
natural integuments. 1t is well for the
artist to study the ecOrche in the dis.
secting but We do not want the
Apollo or the Venus to leave their skin,
behind them when they go into the gal.
lery for exhibition. lancisi's figures
show us how the great statues look
when divested of their natural cover.
ing. 1t Is instructive, but useful chief
ly as a means to aid in the true artistic
reproduction of nature. When the
hospitals are invaded hy the novelist,
he should learn something from the
physician as well as from the patients.
Science delineates in monochrome
She never uses high tints and strontian
lights TO astonIsh lookers-on. Such
scenes as Flaubert and Zola describe
would be reproduced in their essential
characters, but not dressed mp in pic
turesque phrases. That is the first
stumbling block In the way of the read
er of such realistic stories as those to
which / have referred. There are sub
jects which must be investigated by
scientific men which most educated
persons would be glad to know nothing
about. When a realistic writer like
lola surprises his reader into a kind OF
knowledge he never thought of wishing
-or, he sometimes harms him more than
he has any idea of doing. He wants to
produce a sensation, and he leaves
permanent disgust not TO be got rid of.
Who does not remember odious images
that can never be washed out from the
consciousness which they have stained:
A mans vocabulary is terribly reten-
tive of evil words, and the images they
present cling to his memory and vii
not loose their hold. One who has had
the mischance TO soil his mind by read
ing certain poems of Swift, will never
cleanse 1t to its original whiteness.
Expressions and thoughts of certain
character stain the fibre of the thinking
organ, and in some degree affect the
hue of every idea that passes through
the disoolored tissues
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30
Mrs. Harriet Beeoher Stowe.

Mrs. Stowe has been described as a
brilliant, fluent conversationslIst, and
withal for that kindliness Of disposition
in society which she transmitted to the
world through her PEN Her smile
has always been especially winning.
Giving to the world 50 much fiction, 1t
j. To he expected that she would be
subject to fits OF abstraction. On one
occasion party of young ladies was in
vited 10 meet her at luncheon. Mrs.
Stowe appeared, but not the expected
flow OF entertaining words, the out
pouring o. the wealth stored within.
Her principal remark was request for
some one TO pass her the bread The
ld.es were disappointed of course, and
It was subsequently discovered that she
was at the time in quite different COM
pany from that which really surrounded
her. She was having tete-a-teie with
the characters Of "Old Town Folks. F"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30

THE people Of Jersey city, who are
20 Indignant over the frauds of the pol
Iticians that they talk of forming a
Vigilance Committee, will probably
40 nothing but vaporize. Really earn
.st reformers ought to get together aud
10 the work of Vigilance Committee
nv legal methods, landing every dis
Honast election officer in jail, and hold
InU up to public scorn and contempt
,ny OF the bigger politicians who AZ
,ampt 10 excuse OF protect their tools
The frauds have been proved, and IL
remains for the citizens Of Jersey CITY
.o nut the rascals who committed them
In jail
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1890-04-30
In the FireliRht.
EUGENE FIELD.

The fire upon the hearth is low,
And there Is stiffness everywhere.
While. like winged spirits. here and there
The freight shadows fiuttering go.
And as the shadows round Inc creep,
A childish treble breaks the gloom,
And softly, from a further room
Comes Now lay ME down TO sleep"
Ana somehow, with that little prayer
And that sweet treble in my ears.
My thoughts go back To dis ant years
And lInger with "A loved one there;
And as 1 hear my child'S Amen,
My mothers Iaith comes back to me
Crouched At her side seem TO be.
And Mother holds my hands again.
oh for an hour in that dear placei
oh for the peace OF that dear timaI
Oh for that childish trust sublime.
Oh for a glimpse of Mothers face.
Yet, as the shadows round Inc creep,
do not seem to be alone
Sweet magic Of that treble tone
And Now lay Inc down to sleep!