Omaha daily bee., 1890-08-03
LOBSTER SALAD.

LCBSTER SALAD
1t appears now that the Marquis do Leu.
Vile fell in lovc with Mrs. Frank I.esie's
feet instead of the lady herself Mrs. Leslie
at least, tries TO carry this impression, and
her account of the matter leads ono 10 accent
the story without allowance. She was
widow, deeply yelled One day she stepped
from cab and the marquis, who was pass
ing, saw n small and daintly shaped foo,
emerge from her skirts when she alightCd.
He was wild. He found the owner OF tho
feet in a surging crowd he sought an intro
ductiOn and told his love. He did not let cone
ccalmcnt, like worm in the bud, feed on his
damaged cheeks. But the fair posseSsor OF
the dainty feet refused him with scorn.-his
second hand title and ALL and sworc that il
ever she loved one again she would allowon
anowspapcr man to pour out his soul TO her,
and il there was responsive throb in her
heart, or feet, she would be his hucdcbcrry.
This is a story of love and scorn that is cal.
culated to fill with woe the hearts Of all tho
second hand jukes and marquiscs in the
country round about
Since the sad fate that befell Colonel Nc.
Ginty there has been but little heard OF him
or his whereabouts. The fashion just now is
to sing Annie Rooney. Italians with ban.
anas for sale and queens of drawing rooms
may be heard hummin g from morn till night
She's my sweetheart,
I'm her Joe
Little Annie Rooney.
Just how long this fad will last is hard to
tell. McGmty was shortlivcd, and Annie
Rooney connot long survive the scandal
Mr.. ]. M, Leach of Hiawatha, Kan, sends
The BEE the following elaborate "pocm"
which he wants printed. We comply with
Mr.. Leach's request with pleasures
THE "KICKER."
know n man who is never content,
Fen when fortune her smile has lent;
And if in heaven you see him sit,
Just watch him, his face will wear frown,
And when on his head he presses his crown
He will swear it does not fit
And if by "lSicking" he loses heaven
And meets the doom To sinners given,
And falls as low as Lucifcr fell;
He d have chill as his toes burnt brown,
And his face would wear the same old froyvn,
And he'd complain of cold in hell.
The results of the Spanish census of 1887
have not yet been entirely published and the
total enumeration is not known. Accordingly
there has been no blood shed over the result
nor no rccounts ordered. In this particular
Spain has the advantage of this country
The Lawrence, Mass, cyclone has given
eastern papers an opportunity to grasp tho
electrical disturbance by the tail and dssect
it at short range. The proposition that irri.
CATION and vegetation would prevent cyclones
is proven.a false theory from the fact that
the Bay state has ample vegetation. The
wind bloweth whore it listcth, and this is all
the explanation that can be considered au.
thcntic
The cultivation of Japanese bamboo is to he
introduced in Louisiana But this will not
BAN mboOzlc the lottery sharks
a Kansas man was arrested for plagiarizing
an original package.
The statement is made, as startling, that
Richmond Va, a city of almost one hundred
thousand people, has mo city hospital Omaha,
city of 1876, ,0O0 is also in the same unfor
tunate dilemma
The number of different languages spoken
in Europe Is 5S7. This does not include the
Missouri language.
Two women in Ottawa had terrible on.
counter with bear the other day, and one
Of them was almost hugged to death. And
now all the single women around Ottawa are
out looking for bears.