Evening journal., 1890-03-01

ITEMS OF INTENE8T
MABan-Did you hear that Bessie VIII
lis was married yesterday to Tom Guz-
zlerf Mauds-Really7 I thought she
you'd be the last person to marry him.
Mcdowell. she was, wasn't she2-
Harvard Lampson.
You don't know how much better You
viii feel il you take Hoods Sarsaparills.
II will overcome that tired feeling, pur-
ify your blood, give you a good appetite,
and make you bright, active and strong.
Be sure TO get Hoods Sarsaparilla. Sold
by druggists.
MISIsTER--So you saw some boys fish
ing on the Sabbath, my young man. Did
you do anything to discourage them7
Small boy--Yes, sir. stole their bait.
New York Sun.
Ladies' and Gentlsmen's restaurant,
Sixth and Shipley.
IT is reasonable to suppose that after q
dead beat dies and turns to dust he will
settle .-Atchison Globe.
TRUNKS at fergers.
The shrewd girl divides her time be-
tween airing impressions and impressing
heirs. --Binghamton Leader.
FINE Lynn Haven Bay" oysters, at
Steele's, 119 Market street
IT Is q risky business to engage q chem
list In war of words as he is always
ready with retort --Baltimor American.
Ladies' and Gentlemens restaurant,
Sixth and shipley.
IT Is said that man from the Pine
Tree State can be told by the pitch of
his voice. Binghamton Republican.
A PLEASING description Of President
Harrison's first State Dinner, In connec-
tion with which are given the Cards of
Invitation" of the occasion, with the
Prevailing Fashions of State Dinner
Service" and the bill of fare, with an
illustration of the White House State
Dining room and also one Of the Presi-
dents Private Dining room, is given in
the March LIST issue Of Good Housekeep-
ing just out
"WHo was that ringing at the front
door last night?" The policeman.
What did he wantY' Gle wanted the
baby to stop crying 1t kept him awake. .
Life.
Meals at all hours at Sixth and Shipley.
"Mm-y d-d-dear, III l-love you /
W-w-will you be-" began Mr.. Nj. Pedi-
ment THAT will do. replied the proud
beauty. II do not care to be wooed on the
lnstallment plan. "-Harpers Bazaar.
HARNESS at Yergers,
ION, no. there Aln't any favorites in
this family" s0liloquized Johnny "oh,
nc guess their amt II bite my finger
nails catch it over the knuckles. But
the baby can eat his whole foot, and
they think it is just cunning Puck.
THE man who jumps at conclusions
often finds himself landed in 3 hole. -
Boston Post.
ROAST Dinners a speciality, at Steele's,
119 Market street.
THEY term him pail bearer. because
there would be something indelicately
suggestive In calling man porter who
carries bier. -Binghamton Leader.
DR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, are
| the only genuine pennyroyal pills made.
At druggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 N.
9th st. Phila. Ladies' beware of limitations.
DEMPsRY-"Pfw that lnnch yez
how" McAulih-''Oi whit 6shin yisty-
day, an olive whit an brought me bait
pail t'-day In place O. me grub. Puck.
Oysters in every style at Mullins res
tAurant, Sixth and Shipley.
mo, SIR, said the Rhode Island man.
II am proud TO say that you will rarely
see drunken man in our state That's
probably true, returned his friend. but
you would If they didn't miss their way
home and stagger over into Massa-
chusetts. '-Munsey's Weekly.
Roast dinners a speciality at Mullins
Sixth and Shipley.
ONE story and abasement-The modern
sensational novel-Puck.
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