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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10
SChunenlaIl
& Evans!
CCl "a K
DEPARTMENT..

If you want to see the
largest and handsomest
line of Jackets, Newmarkets,
Plush Cloaks and Wraps in
the city, you must come to
our store. No other house
can show you the variety
that we are displaying this
season. Below we give. a
few leading styles at spe-
cial prices for this week:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10

oil EC Or. II. Waite, Specialist; IL
TIL EA. years in Minneapolis. Why suffer
when cure is mild and certain
Ask hundreds Of leading citizens of ST. Paul
Minneapolis and the Northwest as 10 the
treatment and cure: Pamnhiet free. LIZ
Hennepin Ave-. Minneapolis
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10

Fisk, Clark & Flagg's New-StyIe
Searfs. ''Lenox," Cosmos" and 'sAs-
cot in great variety at T. Cianey's.
Ryan Hotel.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10

See Fisk, Clark & Flagg's enormou S
line of Novelty Neckwear at CIancy'S,
Hotel Ryan, Robert street side.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10
PATENTS
9AUk q MERWIH.

Patent Attorneys and Solicitors Offices: 9I2
Pioneer Press Building, ST. Paul: G57-66U
Tempe Court MINNEAPOLIS: -. Norris
building, Washington DC
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Buffalo Knocks Out Cincinnati

CINCINNATI, o., Oct. 9.-The Browns
knocked out the Porkopolitans in an eX-
hibition ga me to-day. Score:
At Cincinnati R. H. E
Cincinnati 30 100000 oO-I S 4
Buffalo. 20 0 l q l o . 81 q 2
Batteries. Mullane and Harrington. Stat
ford and Mack; umpires, Rhihes and Gun
niugham
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SATURDAYS SPECIAL !!
$3.50 Trousers for $1.88

Y6sOV fEUUOU1O aUl YEsOO
Saturday. Oct. II, and that day only, we offer
500 pairs of Heavy Durable Mems Trousers such
as are sold by all retail clothiers for $3.50, at
1913. They are new goods, in neat patterns extra
we'll made and should interest every laboring man
in the city. See them in Robert street window
Mems Black Cheviot Suits still seem to have
the call. Those $12 and SIS All-Wool Cheviots, in
single or double breasted Sacks or 3-button Cuta-
ways, we guarantee perfect. You'll not see such
suit as the $12 one elsewhere at less than $15,
and we're sure that we can save you the same
amount on the $15 Suit.
Every man does not want to wear black To
any that do not we can show thousands of Cassi-
meres or Cheviots, in neat or fancy mixtures, at
from $40 to $f6, first floor. Fine Suits $18
to $50, second floor.
Overcoats Of every description. Fall weight,
medium winter weights or extra heavy. More
than you'll in any other store in the city Those
Melton Coats at $12, $15 and $f8, in black, olive
tan or light shade are the best garments in Amer
lea for wear. Strictly all wool.
Short Top Coats for young men, box back
strap seams. either single or ble-breasted, in
Black Cheviots, Black Meltons. Light Irish Friezes
Beautiful Kerseys or Imported Venetians.
More novelties in Boys and ChiIdren's wear
this season than ever before Mothers will find our
assortment the best Nobby kits, Jersey Knee
Pant Suits in two three pieces pretty o. ercoats
you whether you wish to purchase or not
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10
$500.

Ladies Black Cheviot
Refer Jackets, shawl col
lar, double-breasted, 81 in.
long, all sizes from 80 to
~, actual value So.
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10

For Ladies Saturday Reynolds
today Saturday Bros
day and Saturday Reynolds
Remember the sale at 2 East Seventh between Waua
Every warranted Reynolds
e.. HOLLOWAY
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10

Short Top Coats for young men, box
strap seams. either single or double-breast
Black Cheviots, Black Meltons. Light Irish FIR
Beautiful Kerseys or Imported Venetians.
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10

PIrTsBURG. Pa. Oct. 9.-Steps were
taken to-day to bring about confer
ence between the Players and National
leagues. 1t was in telegram by Presi-
dent McAlpin, of the Players league, to
President McCallin. of the Pittsburg
Players club, who read as follows:
Can we have Pttsburg's consent to the ap-
pointment ola committee of three to confer
with similar committee from the National
league, looking to a settlement Of the present
base ball war:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10

Every man does not want to W.
any that do not we can show thouss
meres Or Cheviots, in neat or fancy
from $40 to $f6, on our first floor.
to $50, second floor.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-10-10
800.

Ladies' Black Beaver
Cloth 4-length Jackets, tai
lor-bound, double-breasted,
raised shoulders, perfect.
fitting, worth $40.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
Superiority of American Humor.

New York Ledger.
A contributor to one of the leading
English magazines describes Ameri-
can humor as "the result of shrewd
and for the most part half>educated
minds acting upon matters of every
day interest,"" and speaks of Ameri-
can humorists generally in a some
what disparaging vein, and of their
productions as inferior to the "pure
humor" of English scholars.
Now, we understand legitimate
humor to be that which compels men
to laugh without causing women to
blush; and no people on earth are so
prolific of such humor as Americans.
Highly refined facetiousness, which
the English too often mistake for hu-
NOR, is not side-shaking. Itdoes not
make people roar, or endanger the in
tegrity of their blood>vessels. 1t is
rather wit than humor. A pun that
satisfies the taste may not tickle the
the fancy. An epigram that is a
model of completeness, may never
theless fail to provoke smile.
The most irresistible jokes we have
ever heard have been perpretrated
by Americans of ordinary education.
There is hardly a village in the Union
that has not its genuine humorists,
who can easily "set the table in a
roar" The truth of the matter is,
American humor is seldom finical
and never stupid, but always humOr-
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
STANDARD McNNNVLLE TENNESSEE SATURDAY. NOV g. 1900
PRODUCTION of words which must ter.
inmate with an opponent,

PRODUCTION of words which must ter.
inmate with an opponent,
1t was found necessary to rule out
proper nouns, slang words, and con-
fractions, and to ordain that in case a
player, when a combination ofletters
like "y.a-c.h" came to him, in pref
erence to adding the obvious "T,"
went silently to the foot, thus forcing
his neighbor to go to the foot,as well,
that trick should be played only
twice. The third player should end
the word.
1t must further be added that any
one may "chalIenge" word who
suspects that the person who made
the last addition is under misappre
hension as to the correct spelling of
the word. If the word thought is
rightly spelled, the challenger goes to
the foot. If the person challenged
has made mistake, he himself goes
to the foot, and his place is taken by
the challenger. OF course a person
at the foot, having no position to
lose, may venture to challenge freely,
in hope of an advance; but person
at the head must be cautious, and
only challenges when he sees an
impossible combination of letters
coming dangerously near himself,
l found this game to developer ac-
quaintance, into very bright and in
structive amusement. Try it your
self, the next time the neighbors
come in for an evenings fun.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
A Many-SIded Man.

First Newspaper Man-Say, Jobson,
what relation did you sustain to that
journal you had out West?
Second Newspaper Mani was its
publisher.
"Ah, and you hired some one to edit
itP"
"N-no, was its editor Also"
"Any thing else?"
"Ye-es, i printed it too"
"Well, you did have siege of it, Pub
Usher, Editor and Printer. Any thing
else?"
well, old man, l don't generally
make the fact public, but in this case
you seem so interested, 1 don't mind
saying that l also constituted the bulk
Of its circulation. Van Dorn's Mag
aZine.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
HER FIRST CALLER.
How the Grim Reaper Was Welcomed by
Down-East Spinster.

HOW the Grim Reaper Was Welcomed by
DOwn-East Spinster.
Some years ago Amelia Simpson, q
maiden lady of mature years, moved
into New England village to take pos
session of small property-that had
been left her by deceased uncle.
Miss Simpson was city spinster and
1t happened that while moving into her
new home she made some decisive re-
marks about the village, which remarks
reached the ears of the villagers.
1t was before the days of boycotting,
but the spirit of that method existed,
and so unanimous were the feelings ex-
cited against the newcomer that not q
soul in the village called upon her.
Tho lady herself was unconscious that
she had offended, and made several ad-
vances in the direction of forming an
acquaintance with her neighbors, but
was met with cool non-recognition every
time.
Then she withdrew herself from any
communication with the people, bought
all supplies from neighboring town,
and lived alone with a female servant
for score OF years. At the end of that
time she was taken very Ill. A doctor
was summoned from distance by her
faithful attendant, and he soon knew
that all remedies were useless, and it
only remained for him to tell poor Miss
Simpson that her earthly pilgrimage
was nearly over. This he did in his own
way. He was doctor of the old school
and he approached the subject cour-
teously.
Madam he said in a grave deliber-
ate voice, 81 have done all that I posi-
bly, can do in your case to insure return
of health, but without avail 1t only
remains for me to inform you that death
has called"
Poor Miss Simpson raised herself on
her pillow with smile of satisfaction.
"Show him up" she said, with shin
ing eyes, 81 have lived in this unhos-
pitable place for twenty years, and he is
the first caller ever had!"
And she sank back with a peaceful
look on her composed features.-Detroit
Free Press.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
Rev. DIR. J. B, Hawthorne.

pastor First Baptist church, Atlanta,
Ga, was compelled to resign his pas.
tOrate on account of chronic catarrh.
We are happy to say that he is en-
tirely cured of this terrible disease,
not SYMPTOM remains, and he is in
better health than he has been in
twenty-five years. Kings Royal
Germateur cured him.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
The Secret Out.

"She is homely."
Positively"
SILLY"
without doubt"
"Then how can she be so successful
with the men?"
81 guess it is because she knows so
little that the boys are never afraid of
offending her by what they say."-Mun-
sey's Weekly.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
"A Macon (Ga.) salesman while tr;

"A Macon (Ga,) salesman while trav-
cling on a southern road was greatly
surprised when a woman occupying an
adjoining seat whispered in his ear that
his personal beauty had captured her
susceptible heart. She was woman of
forty-five and by no means beautiful.
He took another seat, but she followed
him and continued to pour into his ear
her tale of passion until every person in
the car was laughing. Finally it trans
pired that the woman was crazy and was
then on her way to an asylum.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
Gould Not Tell a Lie.

1t was the little girls first visit to a
dairy farm.
Uncle Zeb," she asked, (which one
of all your cows gives the most milk?"
Uncle Zeb was truthful man. He
laid one hand on "Old Crumplehorn, !"
carelessly placed the other on the pump
and said:
This one, child. Chicago Tribune.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
Maddox-How was that?
Interested in Science.

Miss Millie-Oh, mother, Prof. Sci
ence is to lecture tonight. Can't goP
Motber-Dear me! What's got into
you?
Miss Millie-Why, he's to lecture on
"Sun-Spots," and I'm just wild to get a
good cure for freckles.-N. Y. Weekly.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
Extraordinary.

Customel Look here, sir, you cheated
me when you sold me this parrot. You
said he was an extraordinary bird, and
yet I find that he can't even say Pretty
Poll, or polly wants cracker"
Bird Dealer-Yes, sir and that is the
very reason that called him an extra
ordinary bird.-Light.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
Couldn't Stand a Loan.

Gazzam-I never saw man lose his
strength as rapidly as Dolly did the
other day.
Maddox-How was that?
Gazzam-I asked him to lend me ten
dollars, when straightway he declared
he was unable to stand alone. West
Shore.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
Converse tIonal Item.

Grandma-Keep quiet, Tommy; chill
dren should be silent when older people
are talking.
Tommy-Then I'll not geta chance to
talk for good while yet, for old people
never are silent.-Texas Siftings.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
DIR. Acker's English Pills.

Are active, effective and pure. For
sick headache, disOrdered stomach.
loss Of appetite, bad complexion and
biliousness, they have never been
qoualed, either in America or abroa.
Sid by w. II. Elem ing. Ia
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08

Rhubarb may be planted now.
Give not less than three feet space
each way. Old plants should be
taken up, divided and reset once
every three years. Make ground
very rich. In order to have fresh
pie plant during winter, dig up a
quantity of roots with plenty of soil,
pack in half barrels, and set in the
cellar. They will soon sprout and
make large shoots.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08

We have a speedy and positive
Cure for Catarrh, Diptheria, Canker
Mouth, and Headache, in Sill
LOH'S CATARRH REMEDY. A
Nasal Injector free with each bottle
Use if you desire health and sWec
breath. Price 30 cents. Sold by W
II. Fleming.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1890-11-08
It Happened in Chattanooga.

Rev. Charles E. Wright, pastor Of
the Second Baptist church of this
city, states that his 15-year-old son,
who for the past six years has been
sOrely afflicted with epilepsy, having
as many as a dozen commissions a
day, has entirely recovered his health,
has gained fifteen pounds in flesh :;
this wonderful cure was made by the
use of Kings Royal Germateur,
when physicians and other remedies
failed. Rev. Mr.. Wright further
states that he gives the above infor-
nation with Christian convictions
and cheerfulness for the benefit of
suffering humanity. This reliable
family medicine cures rheumatism,
neuralgia, catarrh, dyspepsia; liver
and kidney trouble are dispelled at
once by its use, and for the correction
Of female irregularities it stands with
out a peer.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1890-06-21
Reed Subdued.

A refreshing time comes to all who
await 1t patiently, and the Democratic
members Of the House are having their
rsfreshment now. During the whole of
this session they have sat under the
tyranny of the fetch that the Re-
publican majority elected to rule them,
and they found no relief from their i'm.
poeition. Now the tables have been
turned. A question arose upon which
the men from Maine could not hold In
ioast the men from mountain and plain
and the abused Democratic minority
has been turned into a majority by the
aid Of the recalcitrant Republicans
II 10 situation which the minority
party of course enjoys and it il
Inevitable that 1t should solidly
unite to maintain it. We do moi
understand that the party is expressing
y: isvotiOn to free silver in embracing
within its lines the free silver men
though the tendency of the union will
certainly be to draw it toward the fret
silver idea further than it would other.
wise have gone.
The movement 30 far is only toward
efriking down the tyranny of the
speakers rule aud bringing the House
under the control of its member
With the restriction of q fair use OF
~ rules. The undertaking Of the speaker
- control the House to his will through
his power In the chair aud In the com
mittee on rules, has received rude over
arow, which II he survives will eompel
him herssfter TO take lower roost and
nlen 70 the commands of q fair admin
- Of his duties.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1890-06-21
with q Double Tongue.

Mr.. Quay has favored Philadelphia
and Its mayor with his presence and
advice for day, during which he had
two Interviews with the mayor and has
gone away, as we are advised by his
particular organ, the Inquirer, leaving
s'the situation not changed in any re-
opect." "Mayor Filter remains friendly
70 General Hastings and Senator Quay
sympathizes with Senator Dclamater."
The situation, says the Inquirer, "as II
now exists Ii, of course, favorable to
s Delamater." The 'of course" will be
nnderstood to refer TO the fact conceded
AL around in Republican quarters, that
- Quay wills 80 will the nomination for
governor be. For this particular occa.
zion he IL dictator.
General Hastings, it IL recorded,
called upon Senator Quay, during his
visit to Philadelphia, and was received
With much friendliness If not warmth.
A. we are given to understand that the
senator decides for Delamater only be-
cause the Republican voters have de-
cidod for him, clearly there was nothing
( TO disturb the amity of his meeting with
General Hastings.
But there is clearly TO the ordinary
comprehension some difficulty In recon
cling these two understandings one
being that Quay names the candidate
and the other that the Republican voters
have named him. This latter being the
the case 1t Is not quite clear what Quay
was doing In Philadelphia comforting
q nth Eitlar nor xyhcrefora tba politi
CLANS hearkened that they might hear
who Ii to be the Republican nominee.
Apparently there is lie out some-
where; since 1t cannot be that nomi-
nation which the voters have settled
: still remains TO be awarded.
Our Republican politicians have grown
% accustomed to talking double that
they do not realize that everyone secs
their insincerity. When Quay declares
4 that he is taking no hand in the fight
while he In dickering with the mayor of
Philadelphia TO support Delamater, he
may not know that he is making himself
ridiculous, but 1t is apparent enough to
the public.
Meanwhile, can anyone tell us who
holds the Democratic nomination In the
hollow of his hand to give to whom he
pleases? Does anyone doubt that the
! Democratic candidate will be named
by the voice Of the majority of the con-
yention? Look on this picture and
then on that and you will have q dis
tinct view of the great difference In
the constitution and control of the two
great parties Of the state.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1890-06-21

PURE MALT.
Summer Hints.
(EIchanDe.)

Do not tax the system with any excesses.
Avoid draughts whether OF air or ice-water)
when perspiring profusely.
Remember that the heat Is facilitating In
effect and that the lifo forces must be sustained
Draw moderately ON the water cooler. Drink
slowly, In small quantities and not frequently.
Remember that when psrspiring, you are la-
bio to catch a chill by sudden change of tenn
pcrature A Summer cold is more annoying
than Winter one
When you feel the weakening effect OF tho
heat, take a drink OF pure whiskey In water.
IL Is wonderful what healthful and sustaining
effect 1t viii have.
Remember that only pure whiskey should
under any circumstances be used. The whiskey
which has the highest standing and best iec-
concentrations is D,tTy's Pure Malt. t5)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1890-06-21

- PHENs LuTnERAN--Corner OF Duke
..sss' ss.sMssss,,ar sy = MMss rs
Rey. VIM. r. Lichliter, pastor. Sunday school
oLIvET BAPTIST CHURCH East Vine near
school at 10. m. Children's Day. Appropriate
raa sSsnns
Queen street, Thomas Thompson, ID. d., pastor.
sunday school az q. m. a. A. v N
D., pastor. Sunday school at m. Class
meetings at $50 p. m.
pastor. sunday school at o q. IN.
WEsrERN NJ. e. CHuRCR.-Rev G. G. Clark.
pastor Glass meeting at 800 .. m. Sunday
FIRST REroRmED.-Rsv. J. NJ. Titsei. d. D..
pastor. Services tomorrow morning and even
MosXvIxS.-R J: Max Hark, D. D., pastor.
Liiany and sermon Q 9. m. sunday school.
West orange and Concord streets. .-Rev. G. W.
Hutsler, pastor. Sunday school at n. m.
Tsass passssrnssAM.P ssrylss :. III " Mitchell D. d.
Y. NJ. Q. A.-Young mems meeting at $40 p.
m. Address by Rev. E. l.. Reed, on "The
Young Mans Opportunities"
TRINITY LuTBERAN-ltcy. {. !. Fry, pastor.
ssgdfTy school % M9r"ss ssrsr by
ST. PAuLs NJ. y, CnuRoH.Rey. y. G; Yerkcs,
pastor. "a. m. Class. Sunday school at o a.
@ service Esr.y ~ &sSyer p m service AZ 0p " Evening
''insG1 bnUTscsE &C III REronx-sr. JoHAsSEs KlKonxn
in h' the German Language from $50 to io45 a. m.
and from o to 7i6 p. IN. sunday school rom
1910 TO las p. m.
EVANGELICAL CHURCH.--Rev. BID. Albright,
pastor. Sunday school at 0:I5 y. m.
ST. JOINS LuTHERAN-Rev. b. r. Alleman,
d. D., pastor. Services at ii q. m. In German y
berry street. Children's Day. Rev. Geo. ScholI
secretary OF tho board OF foreign missions OF tho
general synod OF the Lutheran church, viii
speak morning and evening. Sunday school ai
st. Johns at 1870 q. m., and at Gotwald Me
mortal Mission at 8 p. IN.
CHRIST LuTHERAS.--Rev. e. l.. Reed, pastor
Sunday school at . a. IN.
GRACE LUTVERAN.--Rev. C.E. Haupt pastor
Services morning and evening. Sunday school
at y n. IN. Evening service at $50 y. IN. Church
school closes on Thursday morning.
EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN SUNDAY SCHOOL
or EMMAsUEL-North Pine near Walnut-at'
u. m.
| ST. JAMES CHCRCH--E. Orange and North
| Duke streets "a. m holy communion lG30 n
| M morning prayer lltany aud sermon 6:lb p
m. evensong; o q. IN. Sunday school.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1890-06-21
Eccentric Hearing,

From the st. Louis Republic,
Editor Cowles, late of the Cleveland
Leader, was tho victim off singular intirm-
ity of hearing. 1t partook somewhat OF
the nature OF color blindness, as that effects
the eye, he being unable to hear certain
sounds a. all. For example, he never
heard the song OF a bird in his life. A
whole room full of canaries might be in
full song, and yet he could not hear note,
but the rustic of each tiny wing would be
plainly audible such sounds being dis
tinctly materialized on the tympanum OF
his ear. He could hear all the yowels, but
there were many consonants which he
never heard. lie could hear man whis-
per, but could not hear him whistle. The
upper notes of a piano or other musical
instrument were AS nothing TO him, but
the lower notes could be heard without
difficulty. The writer learned these
curious facts while working for the Leade.
company in 1855, but has not seen them
mentioned in recent accounts of his death.