The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-05-08
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be never chss'J tobacco. There was nc
other msu for him 70 beg 'chew' Of
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sLs-Thsi's as sure a you live And hs
ooaljht understand why she emphasized
tho "you +"
-Gros grain silk makes fne dress. but
the farmers say they can not grow enough
grain o. presen, pricesto even think OF the
purchase Of a piece
Ma. the minister is coming? What
makes you t'dnk soi Did you see him.
No bot eas pa take the parrot aud look
il up 10 the stable.
Maid, don't want to be hattered, said
= feminine voice conhdeniislly behind a
photographers screen, but do try and
ldeslize IL all you cap.
Why are you here, my poor fellow 2
ssked the visitor OF the prisoner. De-
walls is thick don't get out. Oats why,
seef
Nov, Katy. how many kinds OF poe.
try are tbere1 The lyric. the dramatic
aud the e--epi-- Elsie (breaking ny
Oh knov The epidemic
Whist is Jenkinson doing nowi" "He
writes funny paragraphs for the Daily
"Funny paragrapbsi" Yes why
doeseu'i be put them 10 the papery"
Il don't like your acquaintance. Who
is hei An scrobat He's too fresh to suit
me. Acrobats are queer people. Some are
fresh sndlsomersanlt
--Girtxeepinel I'm so sorry you have
TO go on the road again. 1t always breaks
my heart, Drummer -Don't cry. Fanny.
III manage to pick up another girl some-
where.
First woman Is that young man mar
ried9 Second woman NO, indeed. Why,
when showed him my baby he did not
even ask how old il Was or II he had any
teeth.
--Flipper ID you know anything
shout the seal fsheries2 Cumso L should
say, do. Hasu't my wife 6shed around
for a seAlskin sscque every day for the
last two monihs2
-Stewardess - Madam. I've attended to
you to the best knew how. supplied
every want. but you are still unsstsfed.
What do you want now? Seasick lady.
passenger L want the earth.
Mrs Abrams: An so your poor, tear
husbaui ees deaf Vas be resignetf Mrs,
Isaac: Yob. be vas vikings to Co. He
said there WAS no moneys 10 der cloding
peesiness nowadays.
Dudley You look at me as II you
thought | was fool, eb? Stranger
Why, no; you can't be snch fool after all
Your remark shows that You read a mans
Sbnu,tts ~ q alapaa
do you think, be asked in hesi,atiug
accents. that you could learn to love mel
Yes, she replied coyly, | could learn. but
I'm afraid you'll have a good deal OF
trouble teaching father
First Reporter Don't yon think that
Quillpen's style Is too iufstedg Second
Reporter Yes but, what could you eIpect
Of man when the managing editor gives
bin blowing mp every day?
"A soft answer: Wife (reproachially) I
You never kiss me now; tsuspiciouslyl
Why don't your Husband = Because
N ashamed to, my love. You're getting
% look too young for such nonsense.
First Chicago Man Wha, kind OF
place is New York. anyway Second Chi
'ago Mao laho has been on a visit TO the
netfopolisl Pretty last They begin to
ell the evening papers RICH, after break
sst
Lawyer do you understand the
allure OF au osthf Colored witness -Say?l
sssyer : DO yon understand the nature OF
a oath. ss,l Colored witness (impres.
irely) Sab, have dfuv mules in Louis
aby Tor nigh 90 10 forty years.
Mrs Dnsky Am dem the black
iockinps you told ms bout buyin'' Miss
anorp y Yes dem Is the ones. Cicely; 40
ey only cos seventy hve cents An sey
I'M Not 'E,e,ly. but dey re es a. good
a ~ill dey wsbi Dat don't know; Use
ply hsd en- 10 weeks
The editor OF the Cmopton Independ
nt ays be works so hard that he has 10 =
ear = long tail Goa, TO conceal the result OF
10 labor. We ~onia sagses, 10 the editor
the Compion Indepeudeni that be
,her qui, Working 80 hard or gel cush
o Tor BITS easy CD air
The poor editor sss dying. and as the :
sc.or placed bis ear TO the patients n
Fart. be sadly mutiered. Poor fellow
lrcals.ion hss gone The editor raised =
mself up and sssped. Iis false We
re The largest circulation 10 The county 4
sen be ssnk back upon bis pillow and "
ed With Triumphant smile 90 his face. q
e ~ss consistent TO The end.
- Rev. A. J. Hoash OF Montpelisr, VT.
70 the zion Herald. Who 10 ~ qaiek ., W
pariee - 10 writing poetry, made ire
asl 90 the second day Of the recssi see- =
IA NJ IN. r,b fsretsoe that he be srrnsfa i