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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-09-30
DR.. ]. COILS BROWNIES
CHLORODYNE.

THE ORIGINAL and ONLY GENUINE.
Advice to Invalids.-If you wish to obtain
quiet refreshing sleep, free from headache, re-
lief from pain and anguish, to calm and assuage
the weary achings OF protracted disease in
vigorate the nervous media, and regulate the
circulating systems of the body, you will pro-
vide yourself with that marvellous remedy dis
covered by DR.. j. Coils Browne Gate Army
Medical Staff, to which he gave the name Of
CHLORODYNE, and which is admitted by the
profession to be the most wonderful and vain
able remedy ever discovered.
CHLORODYNEist the best remedy known for
Coughs. Consumption, Bronchitis. Asthma.
CHLoRODYNE acts like charm in Diarr.
hea and is the only specific in Cholera and
Dysentery.
CHLoRODYNE effectually cuts short all at.
tacks Of Epilepsy, Hysteria, Palpitation, and
Spasms.
CHLoRoDYNEis the only palliative in Men
ralgia, Rheumatism, Govt, Cancer, Tootbache
Meningitis, &c.
From Symes 81 Co., Pharmaceutical Chem
lists, Medical Hall, Simla, January 5, 1880. 10
j. T. Davenport, ESQ, 80, Great Russell Street
Bloomsbury, London. Dear Sir,~We embrace
this opportunity of congratulatlng you upon the
widespread reputation this justly esteemed
medicine, DR.. j: Coils Brownies Chlorodyne.
has earned for itself, not only in Hindostan'
but all over the East. As a remedy for general
utility. we must question whether a better is
imported into the country, and we shall be glad
q o.
Indian home. The other brands, we arc sorrv
to say, are now relegated to tn e native bazaars
and, judging from their sale, we fancy fheIr
sojourn there will be but eyanescenf We
could multiply instances dd iIlfnitun1 of the er-
traordlnary efficacy of DR.. Coils Brownies Chic
rodyne in Diarrhea and Dysentery, Spasms
Cramps, Neuralgia, the Vomiting of Pregnancy
and as a general sedative. that have occnTe6
under our personal observation during many
years. In Cholera1c Diarrhea and even in tbsa
more terrible forms of Cholera itself we have
witnessed its surprisingly controlling power
We have never used any other form of this
medicine than Coils Brownies from 6rna
Conviction that it is decidedly the best. and also
from sense OF duty we owe to the profession
and the public, as we are of opinion that fba
substitution OF any other than Coils Brown e,s
Is DELIBERATE BREACH OF FAITH ON THE PaRT
OF THE CHEMIST TO PREscR1BER AND P1Trr,-,
Co., Members of the Pharm Society 81 Cree
Brltlan- His Excellency the Viceroy's Chem.
lists. Hei"-
ON.-Vice-Chancellor Sir W paoo
wood stated that DIR. j. Coils Browne 1vss
undoubtedly, the Inventor of ChlorodTne. tbe}
the story or the defendant Freeman was de-
liberately untrue, which, he regretted 70 sa,,
1854. guy 10
Sold in bottles at Is. I'D, %. Cd. 4s al
ana lis. each. None is genuine without The
words DR.. j. Coils Brownies Chlorodvne ,, -,
the government stamp. OverwheImi9o n,eSi
cal testimony accompanies each bottle.
Cautlon.-Beware of Piracy and limitations
Sole Manufactured T. DAVENPORT %
1reai Russell Street. Bloom sburv. London -
1904 6m
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24
A GOPHER TRAP.

deep, which is dug around the land te
be protected. Theditch must, of course,
be wider than the cans. Gophers travel
at night, and, on trying to come into
the Enclosure, tumble into the ditch and
run along until they drop into the cans.
A smoker" or sulphur gun" is some.
times used. This is a sort Of rude
pump made Of two pieces of stovepipe,
for forcing the fumes of sulphur into
the gopher's hole. Bisulphide of carbon
is also used. A piece of cotton half the
size of ones fist is saturated with the
liquid and thrust into the burrow as
far as possible, the opening being care
fully stopped. This should be done
when the ground is damp. We are also
told of an ingenious trap for catching
jack rabbits. A piece of ground about
fifteen feet square in a locality infested
by rabbits, is surrounded by a board
fence high enough to prevent their
jumping over. On n side a plank
runs from the ground, with an easy
slope, to the top of the pen, and pro.
jects a foot over the Enclosure. Above
the projecting end, and just far enough
in front of 1t to cause the animal to
reach, lose his balance, and fall into the
pen, is hung some tempting bait. A
little bait is scattered along outside the
pen and along the plank to attract the
rabbits
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24
a FREAK.


While Being burned.
A letter from Cassyille, Mo-, to tho
st. Louis Globe Democrat tells this:
Great interest Is manifested here over n
remarkable circumstance which has Just
come to light. 1t happened on or
Davis, near Buzzard Roost. When old
man Clayback came out of the late war
he was u physical wreck, but like many
others OF tho State militia was too indie
pendent to ask for q pension, even IL he
could have secured one, and made his
living in the best way he could until his
six BOYS and seven girls got old enough
to helm him.
About five wears nco he old man be
gan to got very bad with rheumatism. as
he thought. and. although he used tho
entire crop of spicewood berries which
grew on tho creek. he continued to get
worse. Two years nro he got SO stiIf as
to be confined to his housc. and called in
n physician, who. after carefully dag.
nosinr the case. gave as his opinion that
instead of rheumatism ailing tho man It
was a true case of Justification,
Tho disease continued. complete ossi.
fcation took placc, and tho old man
died. How to carry ont the wishes of
the deceased, who had expressed a de-
sire TO be crematcd. at first troubled the
bereavcd family, until they learned that
Stephen Symphony was burning lime in
his kiln, which had been fired three DAYS
and was reaching a white heat. Desir-
ing to save the ashes they procured a
large eyaporatinr pan belonging to u
molasses mill. Placing tho remains in
this, they carefully showed the whole
into the kiln, which was an open one on
top, and, being built in the side of the
hill, was easily accessible.
The sorrowing family gathered around,
expecting the rapid incarceration and dis
Indignation of the departed. In a few
minutes the winding sheet was gone and
the naked body was exposed to the in
tense heat. From the ears, nostrils and
mouth came jets of steam, broken at
first, then solid, and in an hour had
ceased, but no change was perceivable
in tho silent form. More wood was fed
to the glowing furnace to make the vigil
of tho bereayed bricfer, but still no
change. More wood was pitched in,
and hotter still the fire ragged. Hour
after hour passed, and from n glowing
red to an opaque white the body turned,
while ON the c~ountenance seemed to
rest an expression of infinite peace and
satisfaction. SO three days wore away,
and the fire must bp drawn pr tha lima
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24
FARM AND GARDEN.
DAIRY
Some Things That Dairymen Ought Not
to DO.

Some Things That Dairymen ought Not
to DO.
The disheartening prices Of 1890 for
butter and cheese will very likely
have q demoralizing effect upon farm
ers engaged in this branch OF farming.
Let me urge you all, says q writer In
the Ohio Farmer, not to show the
white feather for a moment or lose your
grip at all. 1t will be a better business
in the near future. Now is the time to
review the work and see where mis-
takes have been made. will point you
to one or more things to consider.
l think it is very bad policy to let n
veal calf suck a dairy COW five or six
weeks and have all the milk in April or
May, to make a three to four dollar
veal carcass. You might just as we'll
make from se%vonty-fve cents to one dol
lar per week of butter from the same
milk and feed the skim milk to the
calf, slightly warmed, and when eight to
ten weeks old it will then bring more
money than the veal calf does at from
four to six weeks old, and you come out
from five to eight dollars per head
DetJer, ior the reaSon tuat co"S VIII
give more milk right along II the
calves are never allowed to suck them
at all after the milk is good.
This advantage, together with the ex
ira butter made, will mount to fully
that sum-. Farmers that send milk te
cheese factories are the most apt tc
commit this blunder. If butter com.
mands the very low price it does to-day
eight cents per pound-and I'm buy.
ing hundreds of pounds of it from mer
better for the farmer to buy some good,
large, clean, pork barrels and fill them
with a good strong brine about one.
third full, and as fast as they make the
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24
AUBREY'S FAMOUS RIDE,
A Feat That Has Few Parallels in Endur-
ancc and bravery.

ancc and Bravery.
THE greatest physical achievement
ever accomplished in this country" said
John +. Graham to n Denver News man,
was the ride of +. y. Aubrey from the
plaza of Santa Fe, n. NJ. to the public
square at Independence, Mo-, a distance
Of nearly eight hundred miles, through
4 country inhabited by warlike Indians,
a large part Of which was then a sandy
desert"
Being urged to give an account Of the
great ride Graham proceeded: ut was
about the year 1851 that Aubrey gave his
wonderful test of human endurance be-
fore which all other attempts of the
kind pale into insignificancc. lie was a
short, h~eavy-sct man thirty-eight years
of age, in the prime of manhood and
strength. His business for ten years as
a Santa Fe trader had made him per-
tectly familiar with the trail and all the
stopping places. He was a perfect horse
man, and although there we're great
riders in those days none of them cared
to dispute the palm with Aubrey. On a
wager of $1,000 he undertook
to ride alone from Santa
Fe to Independence inside of six
days. 1t was thirty-nine years ago that
he undertook the terrible feat. 1t was
to be the supreme feat of his life, and
he sent a half-dozen of the swiftest
horses ahead to be stationed at different
points for use in the ride. He left San
ia Fe in a sweeping gallop, and that was
the pace he kept up during nearly every
hour of the time until he fell fainting
from his foam-covered horse in the
square at independence. No man could
keep with the rider, and he would have
killed every horse in the West rather
than have failed in the undertaking. 1t
took him just Ave days and nineteen
hours to perform tho feat, and it cost
the lives OF several of the best horses.
After being carried into a room at the
old hotel at Independence Aubrey Fay
for forty-eight hours in n dead stupor
before he came to his senses He would
never have recovered from the shock had
it not been for his wonderful constitu.
ton. The feat was unanimously re.
gardcd as the greatest exhibition OF
strength and endurance ever known or
the plains"
What became Of Aubrey afterwardP'
was asked.
after his ride he became the lion O,
the west, and was dined and feted at st
Louis as though he had been a conquer
ing hero. lie finally met his death a
the hand of a friend Ono day it 1854
in an alteration with Major Richard II
Weightman, the great rider was stabbed
to the heart and dropped dead in Santi
Fe saloon, He was buried in an un
known grave, and all that is remember
ed of Aubrey is his remarkable ride
Weightman was tried upon the charg,
of murder, but was acquitted, and, join
ing the Confederate army, was shot a
Wilson's Creek while leading his brigad,
into battle"
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24
OUT or THE ORDINARY.

STANDING ear the yard at Jonathan
Farmers, in Oglethorpe County, Ca, Is
q red oak tree which measures 81 feet In
circumference two feet from tho ground.
1t Is hollow, and tho recess within Is
sufficiently large to accommodate q half
dozen men.
AN immense double watermelon at
tracted attention In q Georgia grocery.
Double watermelons are exceedingly
rare, and all who saw this, including a
Southern darby, who has sc en- many a
melon patch, declared 1t the first they
had over seen.
A LIVE frog was found, not long since,
imbedded In the center Of o fourteen
inch stick Of timber, at tho Omaha mine,
near Grass Valley, Cal. The timber was
sound, with no opening whatever In IL,
and the frog only came to view when q
saw revealed Its habitation.
THERE is q real floating island in Nor
way lake, Me. 1t has an area OF one
and one-eighth acres, formed OF q quag-
miro made up OF q mass OF roots, weeds
and ibers and a growth of small trees.
1t has for years been tho breeding place
for hens, ducks and other birds.
Mr.. MURRAY, OF the Pittsburgh mine,
near Grass Valley, split open q large
log. lilo found q muzzlc-loadiDg shot
gun that appeared to be all right. but
when he tried to pull it from tho hole
the stock crumbled to pieces. The bar
rels are Of fne make and the gun was
evidently stolen and hidden many years
ago.
WHILE two men wero hunting cows
near Fort Myers, Fla, their dogs trccd
q large black bear. They determined to
secure the animal, but had no weapons
except pocket knives. These they tied
to long poles, and, climbing tho tree
after the bear, thrust their knives into
its neck until they cut an artery. when
1t bled to death.
A PRETTY sight often seen on ST.
Charles avenue, Now Orleans, is a little
boy riding his bicycle with his black.
and-tan dog standing behind him. The
dog holds on by resting his front paws
on his masters neck, and appears to
have no fear. no matter how rapidly
they travel. The, Picayune says that
the other day the dog grew weary Of the
sport before the boy; SO, without any
ado.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24
Filling Up Nall Holes.

The following method Of filling up
lail holes in wood is not only simple,
but said to be effectual. Take fine saw
dust and mix into a thick paste with
glue, pound it into the hole, and when
dry it will make the wood as good as
new. Frank Christian, Jr., in Stove
and Hardware, says he has followed
this plan for thirty years with unvary-
ing success in repairing bellows, which
is the most severe test known. Often
by frequent attachment Of new leather
to old bellows frames, the wood be-
m SO perforated that there is no
space to drive the nails, and even II
there was, the remaining holes would
allow the air to escape. Glue and saw
dust paste do the work, while lead,
putty and other remedies often fail.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

Too long
deluded - the unhappy victim of
catarrh in the head. He's been
told that it can't be cured. Don't
you believe it. 1t can be, and it
is-no matter how bad or of how
long standing. 1t has been done
for thousands --by DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy. Other 80 called
remedies may paNiate for a time ;
this cures for all time. By its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties, it conquers the worst
cases. Its makers offer, in good
faith, a reward of $500 for a Ease
of catarrh which they cannot cure.
They are able to pay it. Are you
able to take it?
The symptoms of catarrh are,
headache, obstruction of nose, dis
charges falling into throat, some
times profuse, watery, and acrid, at
others, thick, tenacious, mucous,
p%urulent, bloody, putrid and often
sive eyes weak, ringing in ears,
deafness offensive breath ; smell
and taste impaired, and general
debility. Only a few of these
symptoms likely to DO present at
once. Thousands of cases termi-
nate in Consumption and end in the
grave, without ever having mani
Tested all these symptoms. DR..
Sage's Remedy cures the worst
cases. 30 cents, by druggists.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

Mr.. f. l.. Washburn, the entomolo.
gist of the Oregon experiment station,
writes t. the Rural New Yorker that
the trap shown herewith has proved very
successful in catching gophers in
California. In the last bulletin issued
from the Oregon station a good deal is
said about killing gophcrs. The pic.
ture needs no explanation. The trap is
set at the bottom of the gopher's hole.
1t is doubtful if he knows ''what struck
him" after the trap springs. Another
method is to sink five-gallon oil cans
about one hundred feet apart in a ditch
a spade wide and about sixteen inches
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

AN otherwise unsightly old stump, II
sawed off rather low, says a contempt
rary, may be transformed into some-
thing quite pretty by placing on it a
box filled with earth and planted with
ferns and Tradescantia or almost any
trailing vine. If something brilliant is
wanted fill the box with scarlet gera-
NUNS and let nasturuiums trail over tho
edge. The box can be painted green or
be covered with bark tackled on to rep
resent a rustic basket.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24
ON THE SklRMISH LINE.

THE Cedar Creek battle-ground, in
Virginia, has been bought by the G.
A. r.
The Grand Army will place a statue
of General Grant in the statuary hall Of
the old House Of Representatives at
Washington, Ten thousand dollars has
been collected for that purpose
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

May be safely pooh-poohed. He is seldom
active. Look out for him, though, when
he has used Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters for q while, for ten chances to one
that beneilcent restorative will make hin
well enough to come down upon you like
n thousand of bricks when you least ex-
poet it. Dyspepsia, constipation, neuralgia,
kidney complaints and malarial maladies are
among the bodily affections completely
knocked out" by the Bitters.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

ONE of the penalties a great man must
endure is having every thing, from ba-
bies and short-horns to new potatoes,
named after him. Secretary Rusk has
mad all these testimonies offered him,
and an Ohio man adds to the list by
naming a newly-originated strawberry
the Early Rusk, according to aspntem'
porary,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

GREAT mistakes are often made in trying
to economic. 1t is a safe rule to follow that
the best Is always the cheapest. A cheap ply
stefan may cost you your life. If you have
Malaria in your system, you will not only
is money lost One dollar spent for Shallen-
berger's Antidote will cure you in twenty
four hours. Sold by Druggists.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24
Confirmed.

The favorable impression produced on the
first appearance ofthe agreeable liquid fruit
remedy Syrup Of Figs o few years ago has
been moro than confirmed by the pleasant
experience Of all who have used it, and the
success Of the proprietors and manufacture
ers the California Fig Syrup Company.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24
Watch Your Health.

When you feel chilly and feverish, take
warning. An ounce of preventive is worth
a pound Of cure. A dose or two Of Smiths
Tonic Syrup, made by DR.. John Bull, OF
Louisville, KY, taken at this time may ward
off a dangerous or probably fatal illness. 1t
has an immediate beneficial effect upon the
mucous membrane and circnlatory system.
Its timely use will frequently. ward Of an
gone in the morning IL a dose of this remedy
is taken at night. It is truly a household
necessity and 10 family can afford to be
without it. 1t tastes goodSand children will
ask for it 1t is in fact q great discovery,
having oil the good effects of quinine and
the most delicate invalid and will not de-
range the system. 1t is a certain cure for
chills and fever, colds, influenza, la grippe
and all other effects Of malarial influence.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

HAVE you ever tried Dobbins' Electric
Soapl 1t don't cost much for you to get one
bar of your grocer, and see for yourself why
it is praised by so mann, after "a years steady
sale. Be sure to get no imitation, There
are lots of them.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

THAT bright and lively little boy used to
be sickly and delicate before his mother
gave him DR.. Bulls Worm Destroyers. He
calls them ''good candies"
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

Keeper Of Seals" Could we borrow him
and send him up 10 Behring seai-Aibany
Press.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

If you are tired taking tho large old fash
toned gripping pills, try Carter's Little Liver
Pills and lake some comfort. A man can't
stand everything. One pill a dose. Try them.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

WE sheer ut the Siamese for worsbipinq
the elephant; but think Of the money that
2 paid here annually just TO see 1.-THE
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

THOSE who wish to practice economy
should buy Carriers Little Liver Pills.
Forty pills In O vial; only one pill q dose.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

BRoNcHITIs is cured by frequent small
doses Of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

AsALLow skin acquires q healthy clear
ness by the use of Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, 80 cents.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

The man who Is trying to climb up Hpds
lots OF heels above him and lots OF ists DO
hind him. -Atchison Globe.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

HR-"You never call me Birdie any
more" She-"Still | think you are lust
as much Of a Jay as ever."-Terre Hauts
EXPRESS.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

HALLS CATARRH CURE is q liquid and 1
taken internally. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

THE man who keeps getting deeper and
deeper in debt Is naturally person OF more
yves tendencies. -.W ashingtou Post
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

A CHICAGO doctor says railroad conduct
ors are liable TO an affection OF the spinal
cord. Doesn't he mean bell cordl
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

CONTRARY 10 some peoples superstition,
coal oil Is not foundi In quartz.-Terre Haute
Express.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

THE Chinese carry their devils with them
wherever they 60. They are great Imp
porters Texas biftings.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

SMITHS Tonic Syrup gives perfect salts
faction wherever tried.-J. W. Cochran,
Rossptle, Iad.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

THE man who finds music In q clarionet Is
doubtless Of the opinion that Apollo was q
tootle-ary divinity. Washington Post
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

Tnn reason that the tide II 10 slightly feit
In the Mediterranean IL that tho abb and
flow are checked by the Gibraltar strait and
tho Hicilian ridna
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

AMMIDowN IL q mans given name, sug.
proper response frequently is; ~ am"
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

A QrEER thing about a strike Is that It al
ways comes TO an end as soon as II gets into
wording order. -Binghampton Republican.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

The Grand Army posts of Bayfield,,
Washburn, Ashland and other northern
villages of Wisconsin are preparing a
handsome monument. The monument
stands at q point to command the en-
trapco to Cheapimegia bay,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

The ancient Greeks always marched To
natti9 singing q hymn, 1t was their fight
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-07-24

lr is stated that the daughter of Gem
oral Lyon is living in Colorado in needy
circumstances. General Lyon was
killed in action August 10, 1861, after
performing services which probably
saved Missouri to the Union. His
daughter should not be allowed to suf-
fer now for the necessaries of life.