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St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06
Fanaished,

New England farmers are proverbial
for their liking for pie. It is a staple
article of food with most of them
they wouldn't know how to keep
house without it." And indeed it is
hard to get along without anything to
which we have all our lives been ac-
enstomed. An old lady went from
New Hampshire to visit city relations
on whose table pie never appeared.
Her visit had been understood to be
for a month, but at the end of two
weeks she announced her intention of
returning home on the following day.
"Why, auntie," said her niece, in a
tone of great surprise, 1--WE thought
you had como to spend at least a
month, and I can't think Of letting
you 60 SO soon.'"
II think I must, Matte" replied the
old lady, firmly.
'But we haven't taken you to half
the places we want to see, nor done
half we want to do for your pleasure.
Surely you're not tired of us SO soon"
"Oh, no, no" protested the old lady,
I've enjoyed myself very much,
0eari you nave ali Deen SO KIM anu
thoughtful. / can't thank you enough
for is ALL"
Then stay longer, auntie. Why
should you go SO soon?"
With the frankness and simplicity
of many aged persons, the old lady
said:
swell, Matte, if must tell you, /
will. I simply can't stay where folks
never have pie, and l don't want any
extra trouble taken to make it ON my
account, SO I'd better 60 home where
we have it common"
She did not 60 home for some weeks,
and pie appeared upon the table at
every meal as long as she remained
Youths Companion.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.

Il HEREBY give notice to all persons con
i cerncd that the roll of 1870 has been dciiv.
cred to me- and that am prepared to collect
all State, Parish, Corporation Criminal lac
wee and Poll Taxes for the year 1890.
Persons owing taxes on movahics only, Will
become dclinquents on and after October lst
1890, and persons owning real estate Will be
come dclinquents unless the taxes on SAINT
are paid prior to January lst, 1891
Come and pay your taxes in time and spar'
me the unpleasant duty of adding costs Their"
TO. +. $. FDNTENOT,
Sheriff and ex-otiirio Tax Collector, Parish o
st. Landry. Oct. l,-ti.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06
How the Governor, Reaping the Bene-
fits of Lottery Money, Makes it's
Appropriation Right How Sus-
pecting Others May Get Some
Makes 1t Curse and Disgrace

appropriation night 1AO" 0ua-
pecting Others May Get Some,
Makes 1t Curse and Disgrace.
Who darcs forsootl, to question the moral these
facts tell,
bling hell
The monster sinner Morrls SO pregnant with
damnation,
To every other citizen, was means of "'T M'fo-
fiOH
We neither tnd nor forge a fault when We, the
Doodle get,
The curscdncss that we lcnouncc against winch
we rail and fret,
Is that, il hrlrnticr, our ambition should mnrl
To seek Il reelection and the good luck that he
feel Us,
In the recent little scramble be suddenly with
drawn,
No refuge would be lett liz, no one on whom to
fiwn
From the summit OF ambition, our leader has
look'd down,
ON our NhiIom friend and Savior with uneA-
prctcd froWn.
Which lrany si=h to think of, and at mast
hiush 10 o'rH.
But bow We must suIrmissi>rly, for what Is
done. is done.
II one could read our hidden thoughts and sec
them as they are,
They'd lind that men not always are, W lat they
perchlnce appear;
And hence We are embarrassed ant forced L"
preach and act.
In drnllcst ways, and vain ones too" I" keep on
friends compact.
We meetings call and speeches make, most
Justify and loud,
To wake the echoes far and near, like thunder
from Il cloud,
And make impressions, i nc caI' upon III as
sembled crowd.
We get up resolutions and send them to the
Press,
And shout with cxuItation the An,iLcaSuc :
success.
There's nothing like ii great display, i'll all they
try to do,
1t capiivatcs the fancy, and offers To the view,
a splendid exhibition of the knights Of
'spoopiu."
They hoist their banners high III air, until they
seem I" rise
On tip-turd expectation of sweeping down III"
skies
The social circles mal;uiir- they LAY they mean
to cure,
And guard against tnttcii"" whilst tthnG
theirs pH,t.
1t will not h. Disputed. Til. slninrs al Earrhu.
stand
In ey'ry section of the state and wI,>e a potenr
wand.
Attracting cen these Gallant knights, drfen'icl :
OF orr land,
Who act as ii ,tcputeh to order AMI command.
Why silent then regarding them. have mnrtals
Ger itvIScd,
Alulrucnt1 80 cntlCinG to millions SACRIFICED
II mo'ots he The l"1ty theme with which Their
h"Som. -Wcll
Why tolerate and ratlonizc these signal lights
10 helix
can they deny what each one knows, ant
knows alas, too we'll,
Their woishippers are doom'd to die too nrl-
mrIonS to tell
Can they pretend they do not see. where'er they
look around,
The Wet inns OF t'tt,0'icI0"ec IN every hamlet
found
can they assert they Il o not hear III" walls Of
frcHzird wives.
Who'ye toilrd and wept III squuiid need, all
their welded lives
The cries and wants OF children for necessary
bread,
No comfortable raimcrt, non Wherein to lay
the head
Why raise voice to help such, from misery
and care
No ready hand III answer to the oft repeated
pray'r,
That Cos, WOua send some WllhefoTce, kind
HUfcr OF a Tell
T. excmphfy the motut rteps on which they so
much dwell.
Why utter not a crllsnre against these hanes of
life?
SO fatal to mans happiness, and with his ruin
i'io'
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06
Notice..

VWVHE undersigned has been appointed the
II agent and attorney in fact and attorney
at law of the New Orleans Pacific Railway
Company for the purpose OF compromising
and adjusting any and all claims OF settlers
under the Robertson- Blanchard agreement and
the act of Congress Of February Sth, 1887.
Al persons interested herein would Ito wcll
to call upon me, and will give them all the
information possess free OF charge.
july 2t-3n GILBERT l.. Dt' PRE-.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06
Foreign Lottery Tickets Admitted.
A Church Fair Rattle Again ThrOwn
Out.

NEW YORK, Nov. 1.-LSpecial. THE
Secretary of the Treasury has made a
ruling in the case of the seizure of the
German lottery tickets, and the naval
officer has been ordered to release them :;
O duty, however, will have to be paid.
They are valued at $4,000.
LEAvENWORTH, Nov. 1.-[Special1-
The Times of this city proposes to have
q legal Interpretation Of the anti-lottery
law. Its edition was thrown out of the
mails a second time for containing list
OF the Catholic fair raffies. Suit has
been brought against the postmaster
for $4,000 damages, and the ground
will be taken that no law can prevent
an American newspaper printing the
correct news ofthe day.-City Item.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06
Saturday. the 21th day of December, A.
D., 1890,

the follow mo described PROPERTY on which a
srr,.i,I tan is due th. Board of poIr. nf sand
tn,.n .a-a FAX haxiuI j,ru L.yi.1 IN la~t-
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49, t' ~, t.t,, ;,,,,', ' 49,, 49,"
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PRIME 1'''' ii" '"'' "a '"'' Wv ''''i"' "a
TAX payers 'he @H'o"I't VI taxes que ny 'atA
o, NV '9''''' ~ o' 9'" '"'' ana ,"' '"''
ahie ana hhl!'"N'h'' f'"P'i'S aNA'S5tu |" Ff'L
to BIZ offered tor sale are a. follows to-Wt
rr-n,ar,ir. Lopi,- House. lot and imrro\c-
mrrt4 il. l,. town OF rprlasou~. bounded
north Nv property oi lecnur. south by Gro
lee street, e,~t hy property OF widow Perry
west b' - street. assessment $1,000, G2.
er"l merchandise; assessment S!}oh. &nrelai
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06

sCrayon Portraits executed in the high
est style of the art, and at most moder-
ate prices, may be had through Mrs.
Fannie billiard, Agent. All that is
needed is photograph of the person,
and those not possessing photograph
will be supplied with one, taken in the
beat style. at Barnett's, free of charge
Call at Mrs. Brooks boarding house and
ssee samples and get prices
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06

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other Organization, or firm, or individual. l.,
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based on he gross annual receipts "l ~AId bus
less. rs follows
ti"%S l. When III" trrr'"'I afr Yen I."uHhnd
i'"itto or more 'h' license sham ne iW'h'A
Dollars, s4,
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St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06

Subscriptions to all the leading perio
.,icals Of the day received at the DEMO
RCAT Office at publishers rates.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06
Advertise in the Democrat.
Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria.
Good Service. Prompt Returns.
COLUMBIA RICE MILL.
NEW YORK

The undersigned beg to call the attention OF
planters and factors to the above mill which Is
among the largest in the United States. 1t Is
thoroughly equipped with the latest and best
machinery for the milling of rice and secures
out-tnrns eqnaled by few and excelled by none.
Sales guaranteed; accounts rendered and re-
mittance made immediately on disposition Of
goods
If desired, will remit nominal valne OF goods
Immediately on receipt, charging for such ad-
vance interest at rate of OIO per annum.
Relatively higher prices are obtained on rice
at the North.
Toll same as Irregular" in New Orleans like
wise selling charges.
COnSIanmcntS and correspondence solicited
DAN TALMAGE'S SONS,
Oct. IL, 3m. rs Wall Street, New York.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06
PENSIONS!

The Disability Bill is a law, Soldiers disabled
since the war are entitled. Dependent widows
ard parents now dependent whose sons died
from effects of army service are included. If
you wish your claim speedily and successfully
prosecuted, address
HART Fl. SANDOZ,
U. s. Pension Claim Agent Opelonsas, La
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06

IL r. CLEMENTS. A. l.. Stage
ENIS ~ Stage
iSurressors 10 Ehtch E HOiTtSJ
General Fire Insurance and Real Estat ~
ENTS.
OPELOUSAS, LA.
yMVHE following old and reliable companlt
represented: Liverpool and London an
Globe insurance Company OF England; lloG
and Niagara Insurance Companies OF Ne
York Fire Association. OF Fhilaattphlh GU
Uomr Hone Mechanics and Traders and Su
Mutual Insurance Companies, OF New Orlean
Oct 4, 1880. gga
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1890-12-06

Advertise in the DEMOCRAT.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
FOR TWO IMPORTANT PLACES.
Robert p. Porter and Professor Good,
rendered Work In the Worlds Fair.

Robert p. Porter and Professor Goode
rendered Work In the Worlds Fair.
WASHINGTON CITY, July 2S-The COM
missioners of the Worlds fair, during
their recent visit to this city, rendered to
Hon. Robert p Porter, now superintend-
ent of the census, the position of chief of
the bureau of awards and to Professor G.
Brown Goode, now assistant secretary of
the Smithsonian institution and in charge
of the National museum, the position of
chief of the bureau of classification and
catalogue for the forthcoming exposition.
Next to the director generalship of the
fair these are the most important posi-
tions connected with the exhibition.
Must Have Them if Possible.
The bureau of awards during the Cen
tennial of 1876 was in charge of Gen. Fran
els A. Walker, and the bureau of classi-
fication and catalogue in charge of Mr.
Dorsey Gardner. 1t is not known def
nitely whether Mr.. Porter or Professor
Goode have accepted the positions ten
dered. 1t is understood that if they do
their new duties will not interfere with
those of their present positions 1t is not
known what salary will be paid these gen
tlemen, but as the commission is anxious
to obtain their services 1t has practically
determined to let them name their own
terms
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
ADVICE To zVrEERs.

Are you disturbed at night sno broken
of your rest oy sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth7 IL so,
send al once and get bottle of Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup FOR children
teething. Its value is incalculsble.
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm
mediately. Depend upon it mothers,
there is no mistake about it. II cures
dysentery. disrrhoea, regulates the stom-
sch and bowels, cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums, reduces Inflammation. and
gives tone and energy to the whole sys-
tenn. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for Children Tecthing is pleasant to the
taste, and is the prescription of one OF
the oldest and best female nurses and ply
sicisns in the United States, and is fol
sale by ali druggists throughout ,bc
world. Price 25 cents per bottle.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
ELEcrRrc BIrrERs.

This remedy is becoming so well known
and so popular as to need no special men,
ton. All who have used Electric Bitters
sing the same song of praise.-A purer
medicine does not exist and it is guaran-
teed to do all that is claimed. Electric
Bitters will cure all diseases of the liver
and kidneys, will remove pimples. boils.
salt rheum and other affections caused by
impure blood. Will drive Malaria from
the system and prevent ss we'll as cure
all Malarial fevers.-For cure of head.
ache, constipation and indigestion try
Electric Bitters-Entire satisfaction guar
anteed, or money refunded. Price 80
cents and $1.00 per bottle at Hartz &
Bahnsen's drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
Awoman's Discovery.

"Another wonderful discovery has
been made, and that, too, by lady in
this country. Disease fastened its
clutches upon her and for seven years she
withstood its severests tests, but her vital
organs were undermined and death
seemed imminent. For three months she
coughed necessarily and could not sleep.
She bought of US bottle OF DR.. Kings
New Discovery for consumption and was
SO much relieved on taking the first dose
that she slept all night. and with one
bottle has been miraculously cured. Her
name is Mrs. Luther Lutz." Thus write
W. G. Hamrick & Co., of Shelby, N. c..
Get free bottle at Hartz & Bahnsen'
drug store.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
THE RECIPROCITY QUESTION.
No Much Apparent Prospect for BIaine's
Ideas To He Adopted.

No Much Apparent Prospect for BIaine's
Ideas To be Adopted.
WASHINGTON Cry, July 28.-The Re-
publican members of the ways and means
committee who are In the city had meet
ing Saturday, nominally to confer about
the order of business. They took no ac-
tion on that subject, but the question of
reciprocity as proposed by Secretary
Blaine was discussed at length. 1t is said
all the members present expressed them
selves as opposed to the adoption of either
of the schemes outlined in the Hale and
Pierce amendments to the tariff bill.
These schemes embrace the ideas Mr..
Blaine is so desirous of having injected
into the tariff bill.
Comments on the Scheme.
The Republican members of the ways
and means committee informally dis
eussed the matter after Mr.. Blaine had
presented it to them in February last. The
conclusion they arrived at was that
neither Spain nor the South American
republics We're in such financial position
as would make n loss of revenue a thing
to be thought of for "a moment. Most of
the Republicans thought that the time
for mutual concessions had gone by: that
the time to have bargained wss when
coffee. hides, rubber, etc.. were put on the
free list in previous tariff acts: that now
1t was impossible to tura the mill with
the water that was past, and they seem
to think so yet.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
To Naryou, psb,l,tatsd Men.

II You will send me your address we
will mail you our illustrated pamphlet
all about DR.. Dyes celebrated
their charming effects upon the nervous
debilitated system, and how they will
quickly restore you to vigor, manhood
and health. Pamphlet free. If you are
thus afflicted, we will send you belt and
appliances on trial.
VoLTAIC BELT Co., Marshall, Mich.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
Hold II TO The Light.

The man who tells you confiden =
TALLY just what will cure your cold is
prescribing Kemp's Balsam this year. In
the preparation of this remarkable medi-
cine for coughs and colds no expense is
spared to combine only the best and
purest ingredients. Hold a bottle of
Kemp's Bslsam to the light and look
through it; notice bright clear look
then compare with other remedies. Price
50c and 81.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29

In buying Hoods Ssrsaparills. for it is
everywhere recognized as the standard
building up medicine and blood purifier
1t has won its way to the front by its own
intrinsic merit, and has the largest sale
of any preparation of Its kind. Any
honest druggist will confirm this state
ment If you decide to take Hoods Ssr.
saparilla do not be induced to buy any,
thing else instead. Be sure to get Hoods.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
The Rifles viii STAY at Home

WASHINGTON CRY, July 2s-The Ma
tional Rifles of this city have for some
time been contemplating trip to Europe
this summer, and application was recent
ly made for passports. The application
was held up, however, until the foreign
governments could be heard from. Ger
many at once absolutely refused admis-
sion within her borders to any armed COM
pany from the United States, and England
said that the Rifles could not enter Irelandl
OF course this ended all talk of the
European trip among the soldier boys.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
BURIED HIS ASHES AT SEA.
The Curious Caprice of an Old Sail
Carried Out by His Wife,


Carried Out by His Wife.
NEW YORK, July 2S.-Capt. Bearse Crow
e H. of the Cromwell steamship line, died
at his home in Brooklyn on July 2 and
three days later his body was cremated at
the Fresh Pond crematory. Prior to his
death he expressed wish that his ashes
should be buried at sea. On Thursday
his widow. bearing the vase containing
his ashes, boarded the steamer Taurus and
went to Long Branch. On the way back
she told Cap. Hobbs what she desired.
When off Highland light the Tauras was
hove to and the flags placed at half mast
Capt Hobbs made brief address and the
vase was lowered into seven fathoms of
water, the cover being removed so that
the ashes might be washed out. The Tau
rus then proceeded to New York
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
.sJust % Gooc,"

Say some dealers who try to sell SUBJ
stitute preparation when customer
calls for Hoods 6arsaparilla. Do not
allow any such false statements as this
induce you to buy what you do not want.
Remember that the only reason for max
ing 1t is that few cents more profit will
be made on the substitute. Insist upon
having the best medicine-Hood's Sar-
saparilla. It il Peculiar to Itself.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
MORALITY AND SUCKSHOT.
The White-Cap Idea is to Sort of Coz
bine the Two.

The White-CHp Idea is to Sort of Com
bine the Two.
RALEIGH, n c., July 2s.-Advices have
been received here of the fatal work a few
days ago of " hite Caps i'll Greene county
white man named Sam Potter had q
woman of bad character living on his
farm. He was warned two or three times
that he must remove the woman, but in
stead of doing this he employed white
man to guard the woman's house to keep
other men away, and especially to pre-
vent the visits of "A negro. At night
twenty five men went to the woman's
mousse, hoping to catch the negro and whip
him
They Got Away with Potter.
He WAS not there. They told the woman
she must leave. She set up scream
which was heard by Potter, who started
for the house armed with pistol and a
bowie knife. He was found next morning
with a load of buck shot and five bullets
in his body. His white hired man, Bur-
well, was tarred aud feathered. He took
the train at Greenville next morning with
the tar still on him
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29

Who of US are wIInout trouble be they
small or larger The blessings of health
are best appreciated when we are sich
and in pain. A hacking cough, severk
cold, or any throat or lung disease are
very troublesome; but all Of these may be
quickly and permanently cured by DR..
Bigelow's Cure. Safe and pleasant for
children. Price so cents.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
BucKLEN's ARNIcA sALvE.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises. sores, ulcers. salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands. chilblains.
corns and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles. or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Hartz s. Bshnsen.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29

$50 you've got married, old man, while
have been away Yes" well.
congratulate you on having shaken off
that she>drsgon of housekeeper of
yours at last" ooh, don't make any
mistake. my dear boy; she's the woman
/ have married"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29

In the pursuit OF the gooa things Of
.his world we anticipate too much; we
eat out the heart and sweetness Of world
ly pleasures by delightful forethought of
them. The results obtained from the use
Of DR.. Jones Red Glover Tonic far exceed
all claims. 1t cures dyspepsia, and all
stomach, liver, kidney and bladder
troubles. 1t is perfect tonic, appetizer,
blood purifier, sure cure for ague and
mslarial diseases. Price. so cents, Of
druggists.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
Reassuring.

Chappie (surprised)-Did you weally
Kiss that little dog just now?
Maud fondling her pet)-Yes. But
don't be alarmed; I'm not going to kiss
you.-Munsey's Weekly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
Explained.

"Curious that boy is SO bad, and yet
he is the cleanest, neatest boy in school. !"
"Not 30 curious. He is in hot water
all the time, and it shows. ."-Harper's
Bazaar.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29

A Differenc.-Visitor: Your sister is
studying music. l understand Little
girl: Oh. no, ms'am. she doesn't study
music. "She doesntf" Nom She
only practices scales an things"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-07-29
An Ill Feeling.

Sawdoff-Yes, have profound re-
spect and admiration for our old family
doctor. He has proved himself our
friend.
Sawmoff-Still you must admit that
you have an i'll feeling when he calls
Chicago Ledger.