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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1890-01-04

babel Babel It is called the three-arch
plan.
The father of this idea. seeming COM
bination Baron Munchausen and Jack OF
the Beanstalk narrative, proposes to erect
of iron and steel a substantial arch one
mile in length, and rising in the center to
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1890-01-04

FCounterbalance cylinder.
a-Continuous cable governing equilibrium Of
platform.
b-Wheel for continuous cable.
c-Msin cable
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
Nul,. of News.

Bar silver, 81 2nl.
Baltimore takes Brooklyn's place in
the American association.
Gusteiuala aud salvador accepts the
[ ni,ed States a. arbitrator.
.TsU female cpnvic wer, burned to
death IN the lire a, Wasning on, Ga,
Monday night.
WIud dii much damage a-ound
Ru.hvIlle, Pa, killing one p r>on aud
nju,iug another.
II is saId thr count If Paris will not
visit The Uuilei ; ales Oh account Of
,ie Mckinley J.ll.
The house tabled the bill u exempt
mining land from tAe alien land law
by vote If 80 to %.
rhe steam barge Monitor, Of Chi
cAgo, ioan tered twenty mi rs from
II ,ciue. Tue crew We're saved.
The a menlau situation grows
W rss daily. There bar been wnole-
sale massacre Of christians at Mo Jsh.
Puwderly refused the Nomination
for congr ,,smaL offered him by the
Lackawanni, Pa. Democrats. aud l..
AiuernaH va. nUmiIH Ell.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
The Old Colony Accident 4,

QUINCY, Mass, Aug. 2O.-The mum.
Der of patients from the accident yes
terday at the hospital has been re
duced 10 ten, nearly all OF whom are
consideled In q precsrious state. Mr..
aud Mrs. 4. G. Bailey are consider, d
in a critical condition this morning,
aud their recovery 1. extremely doub'.
ful. Fifteen Others who were injured
are ia private h pusas, and the number
vino e injuries are slight have been
lot track of. IL appears from the
statements Of the passengers that
pickpockets worked the occa .io with
great success and reap.d quite har-
vert. Those who e-caped uuinjufed
were dazed sud all that seemed nerr.
sury wa for Respectable looking per.
son TO meet any of them ana 'ffer tn
take charge OF their valuables. Tness
In msIy instances were turned over.
Nit. -h' .i' JFNtitt w ~. JbilV-uuIg,
W., gave her pocket hook aud Iia-
mond ear rings 10 man who -ad III.
name was Harry Brice, aud has s,en
neither man o. properly since. sew
eral of The dead peope were known Ia
have. had money and watches, hut
these were 10: found on their person,
Medic,i EXrnIinerJ J NJ. Glb-rt has
only viewed the remains OF Fireman
RNan, which wsIe taken tn his home
in South BJ.tou. No other bodies
will be removed until the medical ex.
aminer has Inspected them. The ci'y
j. full If stiangers seeking lidiugs
# their friends. by order of General
Manager Kendrick, The track jack
which j. believed 10 have caused the
disaster. will be sent 10 the oiii .e oI
The railroad commissioner.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
Outwitting the ipean.

Twas talking recently with an En-
glish clergyman of the Episcopal church
who gained his B. A. at Oxford nearly
half century ago. The conversation
turned to Harvard college and the dec
oration of its founders statue. Tho
reverend gentleman said that his rec
objections of his Oxford days contained
plenty of episodes of a like nature and
he accordingly related several. Upon
the great quadrangle of the Christ
Church college a number of the halls
front and upward of fifty doors open.
One fine morning every one Of thess
doors, which were Of oak, was painted
bright crimson. OF course there was
great agitation, but the identity Of tho
artist was never disclosed. The dean,
In order to prevent a recurrence of tho
deed, stationed watchman In the
quadrangle, and so well did that func-
tionary perform his duties that the
doors were not touched. But the stu
dents resolved to circumvent the dean
and outwit the sentinel.
One evening a big Undergraduate
who had possessed himssk Of Aowine
gown and wig, pesonating the dsaA.
entered the quad mag" - The couzt
b afFectionately termed, end sppsoadh-
Cd the watchman. "Ahumi ahumP
he began In . deer pitched voisA q
am glad, my man, - hnd you s1tnA'
ins 10 your duty % well Nov yoa g
10 my kitchen and my cook vfl N
yoa good supper end pan&y a - I
win kssp watch whils you ass gunAs
Flnttrsd and p,sassd ths man asssg111
ths Invitation and wsnk He vas 60
flftesn minutes. In he meantime -
ons of The Afty doom ~ $1,000 {
unsst red -Bostoo AdvutisR.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
The Crow Reservation Biii.

WASHINGTON, Aug. l9.-The senate
this morning passed the house bill
which aut horizts the opening to set
tlement OF the Crow Indian reserva
tion In Montana. The proposition
has been the subject Of much argu.
ment ever since the bill was intro-
duced by Mr.. Carter several months
ago. II the President signs the bill,
about 100000 acres Of land will b
opened up. Much Of this IL supposed
20 contain valuable mineral deposits.
Among the lobbyirts who have bssn
at work to secure the opening Of the
reservation are Minneapolis men whs
have begun mining operations along
the southern boundary Of the reserva-
tIo n and have besn waiting for ths
approval Of the oct whioh passed W
day to rush upon the reservation.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
The " orld fnr.sa.d.

The facilities of ,Jr preserI day for
the production ui ess rylhi Z hat will
couduce Ia the Il aieBai ~eiisre and
comfort of mankind aiv aI'"sI unlim.
tied and when Syrupor Figs ~a- first
produced the world WAS enrmh-d with
the only perfect laxative known, BIS It
Is the only remedy which Is truly
pleasing and refreshing To The taste
and prompt and etiec,ual 10 cleanse
the system gently iu the spring time
or in fact, at any time, and the better
II is known the more popular 1t be-
comes.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22

our citiZ-ns are disposed 10 be law.
abiding and to preserve, rather ihrn
destroy, vested Iroperty rights affect.
I'd by the strike. The pr-seuce aud
action of the-e guards undoubtedly
incite the lawle-s to violence and
crime. We also believe they are sta.
toned here under misapprehension 4
our intention and ability to preserve
order aud protect oil property within
our bounds. We feel confident that
our city authorities are not only pei
fectly willing but abundantly able
Preserve the peace A. all times aud un.
der sDy circumstance.
Supt. Bi-s.l lo,u.gh; aid that tn.
number OF es-t and west Houud freigh'
trains to-dsv was tscn Y six, wi lie
the numter % Il rth Bid ruth bound
trains was IF fe.n. Freight will be
moved both west and south during
the night.
The examination Of James Patton,
the PinkeriOn man charged with
shooting the boy Dwyer. Sunday. was
to have bSen continued to-day, but
the prisoner waived further exaaina
tion, and was fully committed TO
await the action of the grand Jury.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
Purchase Of silver Bullion

WAsHINGToN, Aug. 2O.-The silver
bullion offered for sale at the treasury
department to-day wss l,Sl+,00O
ounces. The amount purchased was
Ie6, 900 ounces, as follows: $4,000
ounces at / 10 As; $4,000 ounces at
1 l6s IS; 10000 ounces at 20; 25O,OOO
ounces at | 20 25.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
base IBall-Nednesslay.
Association

ASSOCIATION,
ColumIu- 8, Book lyn 2.
Toledo 7, Syrarus- c.
st. Louis .. R,rb-ster 8, darkness J
Louisvillr Athletics game post poned
by rain.
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
B ,ston 5, Nv Y"rk6.
Brooklyn l3 Ph at-lphia 9
Brooklyn l2 philtoelphis7.
BROTHERHOOD.
PhiladelphIa 4, Brpokiyn7.
PittibuTg S, I l-vrland IL.
New York 8, Bsun3.
Buffalo o. Cnicago2
Buffalo z, Chirag" o.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
The CNclone,, Work.

READING, Pa, Aug. a0.--Reports
from different sections of the country
TO-DAY show that lsst nights storm
either wrecked or uproof.d n dozen
barns. and that the total damage will
amount to 2OOOO in Brooks county.
In Spring township. this county, the
body Of Wm. sieinert, farmer, who
was buried beneath the rebris of q
wrecked barn. was recovered shortly
before noon to-day.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22

Ter In thu own uf A den, this county,
OF Mr.. Colsii, NJ ihs age OF LOS. She
wss b RI ~ France and had resided
here macy wears.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
AT wILKEsBARRE.

WILKEsBARRE, Aug. 20-The
record places the number Of buildings
wrecked ut 400. They are damaged to
amounts ranging from 500 to 10000.
The total LOSE IL estimated at over .
million dollars.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
SOCIETIES.

40. n.-DiyisIOn No meets Grst aud second
uniays Oi each month
X of H.--Aosts brst and third Wednesdays Al
1902. m,, Of obi telloss' Hall
Az. M.-Yellowstons Lodge, No. %, hrst
nd third Wednesdays.
X. A. M.-iellowGions Chapter. No. o, second
'hursday In each month
X. T-Damascus Uommandery, fourth Thurs
Gays.
i. U. o. F.-custer Lodge, No. lS, every
Monday at their hall,
l. o. o. F.-sentinal Eneamr mrment, No. ., arst
and third Friday.
x. Of P.-crussder Lodge, No. 2, Thursday
vsnings at Odd Fellows Han.
q. x. Of A.-Miles City branch. every upday At
D p. m.
X. Of L.-First and third Tuesdays
q. A. k-U. 3. Grant Post, No. IA, hrst and
bird Tuesdays.
TO. @. T.--star Of the West. No. "a, every
rhuIday evening.
D. Of v.-Coi. swaine Camp MOI. Meets second
nd fourth wednesdsvs Of each month at Good TEN.
sn Hall
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22
CIit'I.tlIt.S.

Emmanuel thur,h NtiscJpa lHm'I - Sci
fee Sundays Al II u. NJ. aud $50 y. IA. samuel
kobinson, rector.
Raptisi Church-Wm. ". Weeks, acting ast or
'Ttschiug services sunday AZ 10 q. M. aud y IA
s!Aife aud Prayer Meeting, Wednesday Nj 7;i5 y.
A cordial invitation To all.
Methodist ChuIch-seryices sunday, II a. 10.
y .. N. Prayer meeting Wednesday evening
'.lder NulIing. PASTOR
srasbyteTiaH Cbgpb--seryires sunday, II a. n,.,
y. IA. I. {. ARMSTRONG, pastor
ihurth at Sscud Hrau, 'slboiiC-SerS;ts
very 6Isi aud third rUrdag Of the month. Bigh
Sast l"'Su 49,. Sunday school nj .. M,
vesps, az SsVediCliun at 49, p.n
fATHEE 4. PAUWELYE.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1890-08-22

ALBEIT LEA, Nlpn.. Aug. ~
News hes Just bssn received here OF
the death, al the homo Of ner daugh-
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19
The Effects of Mental Exhaustion


The Effects of Mental Exhaustion.
Many diseases, especially those OF
the nervous system, are the products
of daily renewed mental exhaustion.
Business avocations often involve an
amount of mental wear and tear very
prejudicial to physical health, and
the professions, if arduously pur.
sued, are no less destructive to
brain and nerve tissue. 1t is one Of
the most important attributes OF Hos
letters Stomach Bitters that it COM
| pensates for this undue loss of tissue,
and that it imparts new energy to
the brain and nerves The rapidity
with which it renews weakened men
tai energy and physical vitality is re-
markable and shows that its invigo-
rating properties are OF the hig hest
order. Besides increasing vital STAN
ina, and counteracting the effects OF
mental exhaustion, this potential
medicine cures and prevents fever
and ague, rheumatism, chronic dys-
pepsia and constipation, kidney and
uterine weakness and other com
plants. Physicians also commend II
as q indicated stimulant and RENE,
dy. (55) 1856
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19
Kid Gloves

Joske's have just opened the grand.
est assortment of kids ever imported
to this section in lace, button and
mousquetaires. A new innovation are
the world-renowned "Alexandre,"
which we will henceforth keep in all
the popular modes and new colorings.
Mr.. Joske also consummated arrange
ments with the manufacturers to take
back for return any kid from ST up
that rips or tears after a few days
wear, due to no fault of the party
using them.
The same shipment also brought a
supply of their highly pleasing "Ret
rograde Mitts," tine best black mitt
in the market. at so and IS cents.
HALF PRICE.-A variegated line of
ladies' Hosiery, comprising about
fifty dozen of broken assortments.
heretofore 50 cents a pair, we offer
this week at % cents.
9-15-3t JOSKE BROTHERS.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19
ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE.
To whom it may concern:

You are hereby notified that John H,
Bolton, of BeXar county, Texas, on Sat
signment of all of his property of every
kind and character to the undersigned fol-
pro rata distribution to his creditors
without any preferences whatever. All
persons having demands against the said
John III. Bolton will present them to me
for approval and allowance. and all per-
sons indebted to said Bolton, will please
pay the same to the undersigned.
CHAs. L. SAUER, Assignee.
September Is, 1890. 9-l7-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

II is pretty lear time that the DEM
ocratic joke about Quincy putting in
l. Jck Mcdaniel as chairman OF the
state executive committee was de-
clared a chestnut and rung Oft
Quincy supported Mccormack, of Dali
las, until there was no prospect of his
election, aud when the split came his
vote went to DEGREES and against
Lock Mcdaniel. This is simply tie
truth.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19
70 oua EASTERN ADVERTISERS
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1890.

THE Brooklyn Eagle, democratic, Is
big enough and brave enough to tell
T the truth concerning the Maine cleo
stiaa and this is what it says:
1.-THE republicans Of Maine have
won a signal and decisive victory.
Above the general result in the state
rises consplcuously the triumph OF
Reed"
There are other democratic journals
that know the facts, but knowing
dare not state them.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19
EuDeDSy

This is what you ought to have, in fact, you
must have it t. fully eUioy life. Thousands
are searching for it daily and mourning be.
cause thew fnd it not. Thousands upon
thousands of dollars are spent annually by
our people in the hope that they may attain
this boon. And yet it may be had by all. We
guarantee that Electric Bitters. If used &C
Sor1ing TO directions and the use persisted ",
will bring you Good Digestion and GUST the
demon Dyspepsia and install instead Eupeps
We recommend Electric Bitters for D%yspepsts
e-d M diseases or Liver, Stomach ard Kid
neys. Sold at SOC, and 81 per bottle By D1eiss
Thompson & Co., Druggist.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19
EoR

An elegant home, beautltuITy sItuated,
eight lots fronting south, 5-rOOm houses
servants room, two bath rooms. private
water works, stable and ~out-houScS; III
provementS cost over $500. Term
$500 cash, balance One two, three and
four years. 8 per cent. interest. Address
pOstO flee box Geo. San AntOnio.9-l2-lm
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE democracy are terribly anxious
that Reed should knock Blaine out in
the contest for presidential nomina-
ton. There has been one republican
of whom for a quarter of a century the
democracy have been r~ighteously
afraid, and that mans name is James
G. Blaine.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE New York corner on ice, brok-
en- by the arrival of immense CargOes
from Maine some mouths ago, threat
ems to materialize again in early Oc-
tober. There will be- cold comfort in
getting a corner on ice in New York
at that date, with good prospects of a
freeze any night. The ice corner
works IN San Antonio and the South
to perfection, but not in New York.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE short sighted political econC-
mist thinks that Blaiue's reciprocity
schemes would only benefit the
manufacturing classes of the Unite
States. Can 100, 900 additional hands
be employed in manufacturing in any
state in this union without greatly
benefitting the farmer? The home
market is what the farmer banks on
and manufacturing makes that mar
ket.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE Southern Alliance Farmer re-
marks that the Alliance is the demo-
cratic party. This may be good Cos
pei in Texas but how Is it relished IN
Kansas, and Iowa and other northern
states?
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

ANDERSON County announces Its
intention of fully displaying an ex-
hibit of its mineral wealth in San An
tonic. Dallas, and Chicago expositions
By such advertisement of her resorr'
,ces Anderson county will bring her
self speedily into notice.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

GOOD roads stand next to good
schools as q means OF grace to any
community. Texas has made provis-
ions for her schools, and it is now in
order for her to look after her high
ways.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19
T TO CREDITORS,
JOHNSON Il HANSEN
In District Court,
vs.. No. 563 45th judicial Dis
trict, Bexar COun.
S. A. L A. ?. Ry. Co. ty, Texas.

"a wv DNNAA SOAh
S. A. Il A. P. Ry. Co. ty, Texas.
On tt Second day of September, 1890,
in the above entitled cause, the following
order, in substance, was made by the Hon.
W. ". King, Jude of the District Court
of the 18th judicial District of Texas:
1t is ordered by the court, accordingly as
PRAYED by said receivers, that all claims of
every kind, now outstanding against SAID
| defendant corporation and against said re
| celvers thereof, DE ard they are hereby
| referred to J. K. Fleming, Esq, Master in
| Chancery therein, in order that said Master
may determine, first, the validity of such
| claims. and, second, their several clasSlti
| cations, and make due report of this action
in the premises h erein 70 this court as soon
as il may be.
1t is further ordered by the court that the
| substance of this order be by the receivers
| published IN the daily newspapers. publish
ed in the State of Texas, as may be selected
by said receivers, 10 the end that the Credi-
| tors aforesaid may be fully advised of the
| action of the court in the premises.
3. F. YOAKUM.
J. s. MCNAMARA,
Receivers,
VIM. AUBREY,
Cent Atty for Receivers.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19
GREAT oalve IN kio GLOVES.

These are nice fresh goods in new IA!
,hades. Come early to avoid the rush anC
get good selections. 9 Is u
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

St. Louis is wrestling with $40 coun-
terfeit bills, purporting to be issued
by German National bank Of New
Orleans.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE men who predict that Green
B. Raum will resign his position as
pensions commissioner, without N
shadow of proof that he has misused
his official position, do not know the
general. He is we'll war; Of ii 9
character of mis- detamers aud, as in
the days of the war, he did not run
from that class of enemies so he will
stand his ground.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19
REWaRGI

Do not spend your money on humhue
schemes. claiming to be official" The
only authOized, official programme for,the
Fair Association will be printed at the
LIGHT office, J. A. APPLER, Agent.
9-17-6t
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

OF the nineteen members gained
by the new superintendent the repub-
licans will secure twelve. The demo
Gratis are reversing the figures bur
they won't count as against censu-
returns.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE republicans have splendid
chance OF carrying Ell Paso city, Ell
Paso county and the judicial district
of which Ell PasO is the center. They
are gathering UP their loins, prepare.
tory TO the fight, and the democracy
is d~emOraliZed.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE rush to get away from Europe
on the part of American tourists
never was greater. Over n thoas.
ands Americans are in London await
ing passage and every berth Is sold
tor two weeks ahead. Ships officers
are selling their quarters at good
round figures to wealthy tourists and
are taking for themselves hammock
accommodations between decks. More
money has been spent in Europe this
year by Americans than in any for
mer season, and the hotels abroad
have reaped a golden harvest. Amer
leans are spending more money in
Europe than European capitalists
are investing in America.
AFTER waiting for the passing Of
the river and barber bill and waiting
for the president to sign, waiting for
deep water at Galveston will be the
most tedious wait of all.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE man who walked q seven
eighth cable across the Niagara
gorge recently may have been a very
big fool, as some newspapers say, but
there is no denying that he was a
very successful one Nothing sue,
ceeds like success, even in playing
the fool. That fool can draw a bigger
crowd to the cataract than could the
wise men of the east if advertised as
q 8 how.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE Brenhsm Banner has gone to
mind reading and tells its dupes
what is to be put upon the republi-
can ticket when it IS printed. The
Banner could use it's auriculars for
pennant and thus become a two-fold
banner, as it were.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

IF, as so many democratic journals
affirm the republican majority in con-
gress is due to the ousting of so many
democrats, how came it that the re-
publicans had any majority TO start
with after the democrats had secured
so many seats by the Arkansas plan?
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

The Blanco News OF the 18th says
Mr.. Reed has gone home to look after
his Maine fences. On that date the
democrats had been turned out, the
fences mended, the bars pinned and a
notice on the gate post 'no democrat
need apply"
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-09-19

THE counties representing them
selves in the approaching San An
ouio Fair and Exposition will secure
a sendof in the race for population
and settlement that will place them
years a ahead of their neighbors vino
ave neglected their opportunity.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1890-08-27
A Dark Prospect.

It was in a little southern town called
Mckinney, says the Detroit Free Press.
A Windmill agent from Ohio bowed
to girl who passed the hotel veranda.
He claimed he thought he knew her,
but it was doubtless bogus claim. l
think he was a sort of masher =
general southern agent for the cele-
brated cyclone Windmill, and MASKING
done on short notice" The girl had
scarcely passed when man waited
upon the agent and said:
81 have come to knock your head off
for bowling to my daughterr'
And he thumped him all over the
agent had only gotten upon his legs
when another man approached and
said:
You tried to mash my sister, and
now rll mash you"
And he also did the humping act in
a vigorous manner, and had only fin
ished when brothers Nos. 2, 3, 4, 5, and
arrived, and they were wrangling as
to who should sail in next, when cousins
Jim, Tom. Bill, Hank, Pete, Charlie,
and Sam arrived. They were followed
by brother-in-Iaw Joe, Jack, John, Abe.
and Washington, and as the agent
looked around he was forced to ex-
claim:
Good heavens! but are you all re-
lated?"
'tAll-all!' they shouted.
And are there any more?'
ANY more! Why, there isn't any,
body but a Mckinney in the whole
township. Wait until the nephews,
and uncles, and grandfathers begin to
arrive"
"Pd rather not, groaned the agent
as he fell back. Kill me now and
let's have it over with"