Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-06-25

vith }oy when 70 found Va were going
TO have things eli our own way.
Indeed, VI we're 30 overpowered by that
tender passion that the people talked Of
sending no to the insane asylum.
After We had the nrst meal they talked
still more seriously about 1t. But It
wasn't from overjoy this time; it WAS
from ovsreating.
was very anxious to commence
.baehing, and now my every wish 10 . At
is6sd. All but one, ! meant. One more
desire IL still unqusnched. That desire
10 to quit baching.
think it 10 the meanest Job in the
world, with . wire fence around it, to have
to stay mp all night and then have to
wash dishes and cook all day. If | don't
stay up far enough I'll get lacked up.
The station agent lost . tariff tho
other day and couldn't find II. Says.I,
Son" says !, and my voice sounded like
the A.ampet Of judgment when the see
shall give up its dead. and everyDvdy will
CRASHING their teeth together, ~andtherell
b lots Of whooping and yelling and oil
manner of ejaculation, and oil nations
shall come together, and the goats shall
b cut ont, and the joker shall b put In
bills shall present themselves; says /.
Son, the next thing you lose will be your
job, and that will be harder to ind than
that tariff"
thought this to be . sound bit Of ad-
vice. OF course this is only my opinion
Of it. Everybody has q right to his
views. If you say you have q right to
your own vie VS. out in Wyoming you
Won't live long to view. The next thing
will be the ~coroner's view. He'll find q
little hole in your anatomy whore some
body has nailed you,
Many years ago. when l was young. /
remember one winter l had two pair OF
bob sleds. In some manner / broke the
hind sled Of one pair and the front sled
of the other pair. / could mot mako q
new sled. and l was stuck. All ct once a
bright idea cast its cheering rays over my
dsrkened intellect-darkened by sheer
Holiness. Why not take the front sled OF
one pair, the hind sled Of tho other. at
tach the two. and have q good pair Of
l thought / was . terror; some folks
say l Am. But to return. The next day
! said to my playmate:
What If you had two pair Of bob
sleds, and you broke the hind sled Of one
pair and the front sled of the other pair?'
intended this to be . sumner. But
somehow or other the little cuss N.
swersd without the least hesitation:
sd attach the Two good sleds."
l didn't notice this however, but n
svered: i figured this out one day In
Eve minutes"
1t was like when . fellow is in school,
and the teacher asks him the meaning oil
q certain word, aud he has been saying
that definition over ever since school
called, and was thinking how bright hi
was, whom, Just as he was going to spring
ii. some other scholar gives 1t in five
times shorter md palmer words. Yor
hate that scholar from that minute. II
il the sAme way with q good many people
nowadays.
Some men get 80 bound mp in them.
selves that they don't notice tn vt every
natural-boln idiot knows more than they
do. To such persons, il there be any
among you, ! would say, Don't get toe
funny"
The lion, the historian or somebody
else tells US, lis . teri BILE animal Why
didn't the blamed cuss tell rs something
No didn't know? What did no take a.
for, anyway Suppose we didn't know
Just IS much about lions az he did? 1hinl
we've ] ct to be woke up in the morning
and told when we're hungry?
Imagine you know it all and that WI
don't know anything.
Why, my poor, mistaken nymph, my
youngest boy knows more in six week.
than you do in q minute. You amt tn
only man that knows the lion is . terribl,
animal. 1t amt SO awful terrible afte
all. II cen be tanned. jim BILDAD.
CORONA, Col,