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1t is a pretty severe test Of any doctors
skill when the payment Of his fee is made con.
ditional upon his curing his patient. Yet
after having, for many years, observed the
thousands OF marvellous cures effected in
liver, blood and lung diseases, by DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, it's manufacturers
feel warranted in selling it, as they are now
doing. through all druggists, the world over.
under a certificate Of positive guarantee that
it will either benefit or cure in every case oil
disease for which they recommend it, if taken
in time and give a fair trial, or money paid
for it will be promptly refunded. Torpid
liver, or "billiousness," impure blood, skin
eruptions; scrofulous sores and swellings, con
sumption (Which is scrofula of the lnngs), all
yield to this wonderful medicine. 1t is both
tonic or strength-restoring, and Alternative OF
bloodcleansing
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04
Carlyle's Cold Water Remarks.

Carlyle's Cold Water Remarks.
The little anecdote of Carlyle related
by Lord Houghton to the members
of the Yorkshire college is said to he
characteristic of it's hero. Itappears
that many years ago, when Carl le
first came on a visit to Lord Hou, III
toms grandfather at Fryston, his
host took occasion one morning to
lament to him the destruction of a f. ne
view by the erection of a tall factor nv
chimney. Mr.. Mines, no doubt, e. <
pected that his guests would readil y
concur; but the philosopher was no t
in a concuring mood, and his repl, 7
was. Il do not at all agree with YOU .
Since I have been under your hospi
table roof this is the first evidence I
have seen that any work is beingcar
ried on in this neighborhood which is
of any utility to mankind" This is
the sort OF reply which sensitive con-
versationists find slightly discourag-
ing.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04
A @ Dog Story.

This, we think, is a new and OF
course true, dog tory Agentleman
was out shooting near Totnes the
other day, when he had the mistor.
tune which has previously occurred to
other sportsmen to shoot his dog.
For q moment he was too overcome
to zee what damage hehad done, and
before he could recover himself the
animal, a black retriever, had come
up to him bringing in it's mouth it's
own tail, which had been shot off.
Next, please.-London Clyde.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

Men are often heard saying that their as
piratiop are high, but every time they cough
their noses go toward the earth with indica-
tions that they will follow them o unless
they are wise enough to take DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup in time.
Adam, the ~goodlest man of men since
born" still could not be called exactly envia-
BILE, for when he titled the ground in the dewy
twilight and caught a sharp touch OF rheu-
matism, he had no Salvation Oil for his cure,
and no rs cents to try it.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

4 Mrs. G. M. SPooNER, q niece OF
Senator John G. Spooner, is one OF
the young married women of Wash
ington who is described as being an
enthusiast on the subject of bicycle
riding. She has had an attachment
placed upon her wheel in which she
can deposite her baby, mount her
wheel and go, romping along out OF
the city and in pleasant country
roads until both have had plenty OF
exercise and fresh air.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04
An Episode of Teeth.
The Boston Courier

From The Boston Courier.
1t was about 2 o'clock of a chill
morning when Mr.. X. presented him
self at the door of a doctor in the
village of W, and after O series of
laundering knocks at the door with
a good deal of vigorous exercise up
on the bell handle succeeded in bring
ing that gentleman to the window
overhead.
"What is it," asked the doctor.
"Do you pull teeth?" Mr.. X. de-
manded.
Eyes, when 1 have to-" was the re.
ply.
"4hen I want a tooth pulled"
"All right. Come back in the
morning, and I'll take it out for you"
"Come back in the morning!" ejac-
ulated Mr.. X. "What do you take
me for? Here I've been in torment
these two days, and for the last two
hours I've been hunting all over this
confounded town after a dentist, and
now I'd like to have the job done at
once if there is any way to fix it,"
The dentist at first demurred, but
at last he consented to come down
and get the tooth out at once; and
after q due interval, in whichhe made
his hasty toilet, Mr.. x. was admitted
to the house. The chill of the night
was everywhere, but x. was too in
tent upon getting rid of the trouble
some molar to mind that, and he
was duly installed in the operating
chair and an examination made.
"Hold on there" X. said, as the
dentist, having satisfied himself
which was the troublesome tooth,
took up his torceps and prepared for
work. II want to take gas. This
tooth has given me about all the
pain | can stand from it,"
"Well," the dentist answered, "the
gas is a little low, but if you insist I
will give you what there is. 1t
will deaden pain, though very likely
you will feel it some"
The conventional breathing tube
of black rubber was produced
and X. proceeded to inhale for dear
life. For q moment the dentist
allowed him to pump his lungs
full from the gas reservoir, and
then taking the breathing tube away
he quietly whipped in his forceps and
whipped out the tooth.
II did feel it some," x. observed,
when he was able to get his mouth in
a condition which allowed him to
speak.
"Did your" the dentist asked, SYM
pathetically. "Not much, l hopper"
"Not SO very much" X. replied.
"Still, | knew when it came"
When a moment later, X. prepared
to pay his bill and asked the price, he
was surprised to be told sum which
Was SO small that it seemed that q
mistake must have been made.
But is that all you ask for admin
istering gas?" he asked.
20, bless you," was the smiling
answer, "there wasn't any gas there.
[ only let you breathe into the tube
a little to satisfy yourimagination."
X. did not at first know whether
to be vexed or amused, but wisely
concluding that the latter was the
better policy he wendell his way home
%chuckling, and got himself to bed as
the first streaks of the coming dawn
began to shown in the sky.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04
The Safest Part Of the Train.

The Safest Part of the Train.
That was a keen observer who ex-
claimed as he clambered over the
wreck at Ninth and Brown streets,
that he would not ride hereafter on
either end of a railroad train. The
middle cars are always the safest.
They do not receive a destructive
blow from either q front or rear col.
'lision; if the engine leaves the track
they usually remain in place, and
they are never snapped off, as the
rear car sometimes is. Almost the
only case in which the middle cars
suffer is when they are thrown of
track by the breaking Of a coupling
or of some part OF the running gear
and that is as likely to happen te
one part of the train as another
Philadelphia Inquirer,
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

DESERVING OF CONFIDENCE. There is no art
icle which 80 richly deserves the entire conf .
dence ofthe community as BRowN'sBRoNCHI-
AL TRoCHEs. Those suffering from Asthmat-
ic and Bronchial Diseases, Coughs, and
Colds should try them. Price 25 cents.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

Pure soap is white. Brown soaps are adul.
terated with rosin. Perfume is only put in
to hide the presence of putrid fat. Dobbins'
Hos been sold since 1865. Try it now.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

In Madrid, Spain, there are over &C, 900
cases OF influenza, and many persons have
died.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

Chronic Nasal Catarrh positively cured by
DR.. Sage's Remedy. SO cents, by druggists
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04
In The Winter

rheumatism is most prevalent because exposure
to the cold and wet drives the blood from the
surface OF the body, and causes congestion Of the
liver and kidneys, These organs are thus unable
to perform their functions OF eliminating the i'm
purities and Tactic acid. which are taken up by
the blood and deposited in the joints and tissues,
resulting in the pains and aches we call
Rheumatism.
Hoods sarsaparilla has had great success in cur
ing severe cases OF this disease, both chron-
ic and infammatory, This medicine. acting
promptly and powerfully on the blood. neu-
tralizes the Tactic acid, expels all Impurities. and
at the same time invigorates the liver and kid
neys so that they are restored to natural action.
II have taken Hoods Sarsaparilla and found
1t excellent for rheumatism and dyspepsia. I
suffered for many long years. but my complete
recovery is due to Hoods Sarsaparilla." JOHN
KULLMAN. IS Chatham Street, Cleveland, Ohio.
Hoods SarsapariIIa
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for 80. Prepared only
by c. ]. HOOD GEO., Apothecaries, Lowell. Mass,
100 Doses One Dollar.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

Gen. Boulanger denies that he has been en-
gagged to deliver lectures in this country.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

Mother Aloysia, for many years mother
superior of the Sisters OF Charity, died ut
Greensburg, Pa.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04
No Cure No Paw.

Five thousand miles o~frailroads have beer
built in the United States this year.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

A serious riot was caused by an attempt to
arrest a colored desperate in Georgia.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

A Chicago druggist retailed over 100, 900
'Tansill's Punch" sc. Cigars in four months.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

You may find many q newspaper
man under fifty working like sixty.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

Maj. w. r. Snider, a veteran northwestern
newspaper man died at Deadwood.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

oregon, INC Paradlso OF FRrmerS.
Mild, equable elm ate, certain and abundant
crops. Best fruit, grain, grass and stock country
in the world. Full inior n ation free. Address the
Oregon Immigration Board. Portland, Oregon.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

will disturb him until you snail nave
reported to me. You may adopt
your own time and method to reach
the end in view, and you may call
upon me for such assistance as you
may require in the CASE"
"Do you suspect financial trouble
in any form"
II have no data upon which to
ground a suspicion; his trial balance
sheet made three days ago proves
the books and accounts in good shape,
and the cash balance on hand at
that time was correct"
"Does he complain of illness or
overwork?"
"He does not; in fact, when I ques-
toned him concerning the cause of
his appearance, his answers seemed
rather evasive."
After a few moments further con-
%versation l bade my client goodnight
and departed. The next day I en-
tered the counting room of Mr.. B.
and asked the clerk at one of the
windows to give me silver coin for
a $40 note. Pointing to another
window he said: '"The cashier will
give it to you" / was about to
have a view of the cashier. This was
the purpose I desired to compass. I
hadnotup to that time had glimpse
of that gentleman's face.
Approaching the aperture designat.
I'd I asked: care you the cashier7"
'Neceiving an affirmative response I
requested change for my paper cur
reltcy, which request was silently
granted.
The few seconds required by the
cashier in which to gather up the coin
and pass it through the window suf-
hesdEme to take in" that gentle
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1890-01-04

VIVA ouSSSNNAAN wv oSAA% %ANoCS
than the last, until he visited the
place almost nightly, and finally
realized that he had drawn out near,
ly all of his cash balance'in the office
besides having hypothecated some
shares of stock owned by him. The
loss caused him much regret, but he
had spent many sleepless night be-
cause of remorse when itfully dawned
upon him that he was living a lie
and that the confidence reposed in
him by Mr.. B. and Miss-would
be instantly withdrawn and summary
dismissal from both follow, meaning,
of course, disgrace. He had used his
own money, he had not gone far
enough in his ~recklessness to fitch.
care you satisfied now to cutshort
this recklessness?" I asked.
eyes," he answered, determinedly.
"Pledge me your word that you
will never again enter q gambling
house or gamble, and l will agree to
make a report that will not expose
your r~ecklessness. I feel assured that
otherwise you are reliable. / believe
there is ample chance for you if you
will be wise as we'll as correct in your
character; but I will warn you
that you will yet be watched,
and if you prove unfaithful to your
pledge I will see to it that you do
not escape the logical consequences"
He extended his hand, which I
grasped, and his moistened eyes, full
OF gratitude, told me that he was in
earnest when he said: ~ pledge my
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Cars second move would be to
precinitate an armed force into
British Columbia; now, Russia is
not in any way committed to our
independence, she cannot be sup
posed to realize as other prominent
European states do from actual ex-
perience how the United States re-
CARDS it's existence, and there be-
ing no written declaration OF the
intentions of the United. States to
prevent, what more natural than
for the Russian forces to stop on
the way from Eastern Siberia and
occupy so important a strategic
position as that which we occupy,
and for a time at least, seriously
embarrassing us.
The time of peace is the time to
prepare for war, and if the Euro
pean nations and lately the United
States deem it wise to spend their
millions in preparation, should not
we not take advantage of such an
opportunity as the present to abso-
lutely establish our national integ-
rity at such insignificant cost?
The question of a guarantee OF
our independence by the United
States is not a new one, and when
such an assurance was refused in
the time of Jarvis, Lee and Allen,
foreign residents here, other than
Americans, looked upon the cir
cumstance as q most alarming indi-
cation of the sinister intentions OF
our great neighbor, and they now
seem to be equally alarmed when
what they then SO greatly desired
seems likely to be granted. When
we consider that such men as Web
ster, Everett, Clayton, Marcy, Fish
and Freylinghuysen while favoring
and in some instances warmly ad.
vocating Hawaiian independence,
nevertheless declined to offer the
Senate any treaty securing it, and
that now there is q Secretary Of
State at Washington willing to pre-.
sent treaty guaranteeing our In.
dependence, to Senate politically
in accord with his administration
and which has hitherto approved
all of Mr.. Blaine's treaties-a com.
bination of favorable circumstances
not likely to occur again-when we
consider these things, arguments
advocating delay should arouse oul
impotence and we should use every
effort to urge upon our officials al
possible despatch in taking advan.
tage of the present opportunity tc
negotiate the proposed treaty in
Guiding Article Four.
HAWAII.
Honolulu, April "a, 1890.
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Certificate Of Registration of Copy
right.

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR.
HONOLULU, HAWAIIAN IsLANDs.i
KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRES
n ents, that in accordance with the pro-
visions of Section Chapter 3 of the Session
Laws of 1888, JAMES J. WILLIAMS has
filed in the Office of the Minister of the In
terror an application for a Certificate of
Copyright for Photograph of Her late
Royal Highness. the Princess Llkelike,
which said application is accompanied by
the oath of the said applicant that he is the
original and first author of said Photo
graph.
Now, therefore, this Certificate is to
grant unto the said James J. Williams, his
heirs or assigns for the term of Twenty
Years from the twenty-second day of
April, one thousand eight hundred and
ninety, the exclusive right to print, re-
print, publish, use and vend the said Pho
tograph throughout the Hawaiian King
dom.
In witness whereof 1 have caused this
Certificate to be issued at Honolulu, this
ed day of April, A. D., 1890. and the seal
of the Department of the Interior to be
hereto affixed.
IL. s. L. A. tn URSTON,
Minister of the Interior.
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WE would call the attention O.

We would call the attention of
the public to the communication of
Hawaii. It shows very clearly
what the spirit of the foreign policy
of the United States is and always
has been. Whatever charges can
be laid at the door of our nearest
neIghbor, that of disposition to
aggrandize itself unjustly at the
expense of it's neighbors, is not one
of them. The United States alone
among civilized powers has steadi-
ly pursued the ends of peace. She
may be trusted to continue to do
SO. We in particular have been
the recipients of more than one
proof of her friendly and disinter-
ested disposition and have no cause
to begin to doubt it now.
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THE TREATY.

In reply to the Bulletin of late
date, we will say that we certainly
never dreamed that the references
which it had made were to the
clause providing that the treaty of
complete commercial reciprocity
should only be terminable on mu-
tual consent. We never dreamed
that this could or would be re-
garded as 6. concession to ano-
Their power unless indeed the whole
treaty were to be regarded as such
a concession. How any one who
believes, as the Bulletin processes
to, that complete free trade would
be q boon to these islands, can
complain of the clause making that
free trade permanent, is something
that passes our comprehension en-
tirely. We do simply what the
United States do, viz: bind our
selves not to break the treaty
without the consent of the other
contracting power. In the mean
time we would be still at liberty to
make any treaties with other
powers which we chose. In other
words we would be in AL respects
in precisely the same position as
the United States themselves. If
free trade is really desirable, we
ought to do everything in our
power to secure it's permanence
and not make any treaty for a
term of years merely. One of the
greatest evils of our present posi-
ten is the fact that an uncertainty
continually hangs over our COM
merce and consequently over our
general prosperity. Such treaty
is only half blessing. Of course,
it is not possible entirely to elimin-
ate the element of uncertainty of
duration from treaty relations, but
it is obvious that such an element
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is reduced to a minimum when the
treaty is by profession and inten-
ton, a permanent one. We confess
freely we are at loss to see how
the friendship of the Bulletin to
full free trade can be sincere
coupled as it is with objections to a
a permanent treaty.
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aHI11 Rxs 4OCO.
The National Reform Party's Folly.
Mr.. EDITOR: The remarkable
resolutions adopted and published
by the National Reform Party yes
terday in condemnation of the
Marshal deserve more than passing
notice.
The action taken by that party
can be accounted for only upon the
theory that they are sensitive on
the subject of the authorities TAX
ing steps to preserve the peace, or
that they are led by very weak
and blind leaders.
The facts appear to be, that ow-
ing to information that certain evil
disposed persons were making
preparations to commit acts of vio-
lence the Marshal took more than
usual precautions to preserve the
peace and guard the station house.
This was all done quietly and with
out the slightest display or osten-
tation. In fact it appears to have
been done so quietly and silently
that very, few knew Of it.
But it has touched somebody,
and the whole party rushed to-
gether and lifted their voices in a
howl of protest. l say the whole
party, because in their solemn reso-
luton they state that the action
was taken at "a full meeting of the
members elect of the Legislature
belonging to the National Reform
Party" etc. If their statement is
true then their party consists Of
not more than fourteen members,
namely: r. w. Wilcox, III. A.
Widemann, J. S. Walker, J. A.
Cummins, E. G. Macfarlane, D. w.
Pua, E. Muller, A. Rosa, III. G..
Crabbe, J. Phillips, G. J. Mccarthy,
T. r. Lucas, w. H. Cummings, J.
w. Kalua, for no other members
elect of their so-called party were
in Honolulu yesterday.
Under the circumstances this
hasty and ill-advlsed action Of the
National Reform members must be
condemned by every right thinking
citizen. Here is party whose real
leader land by whose influence
every one of them was elected
only a few months ago conspired to
overthrow the Government and
sprung a plot which took the city
and the authorities by surprise, and
caused serious disorder and blood
shed.
Now, when the police authorities
receive information which indicates
that preparations are being made
by certain parties and that an at
tempt even more desperate than
that of July last is contemplated,
the persons who have placed them
selves under the leadership Of the
July insurgent should be the last to
protest against preparations to pre-
serve the peace.
Under existing circumstances the
Marshal should not be permitted to
retain his Office an hour if he me-
elected to take every reasonable
procaution to preserve order.
If the object of the National Re-
former members was to injure the
Reform party the weapon used cer-
tainly resembles boomerang.
Yours, CITIZEN.
The United States and Treaties.
Mr.. EDITOR: Will you be good
enough to publish the following
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Certificate of Registration of Copy.
right.
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR,
HONOLULU, HAWAIIAN ISLANDS.(

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR,
Honolulu, HAWAIIAN islands,
KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRES
N ents, that in accordance with the pro-
visions of Section 2Chapter of the Session
Laws of 1883, JAMES J. WILLIAMS has
filed in the Office of the Minister of the In
terror an application for Certificate of
Copyright for Photograph of Natives
Eating Poi, which said application is ac-
companied by the Oath of the said appli-
cant that he is the original and first author
of said Photograph.
Now, therefore. this Certificate is to
grant unto the said James ]. Williams, his
heirs or assigns for the term of Twenty
Years from the twenty-second day Of
April, one thousand eight hundred and
ninety, the exclusive right to print, re-
print, publish, use and vend the said Pho
tOgraph throughout the Hawaiian King
dom.
In witness whereof l have caused this
Certificate to be issued ut Honolulu, this
22d day of April, A. D., 1890. and the Seal
of the Department of the Interior to be
hereto affixed.
Ills L. A. THURSTON,
Minister of the Interior.
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The United st.te. and rre.ties.

Mr.. EDITOR: Will you be good
enough to publish the following
extract from the New York Herald
of March 18th:
1.-THE JAPANESE TREArY-INTERyIEw
WITH EX-GOVERNOR HUBBARD WHO
NEGOTIATED THE ARRANGEMENT.
Ex-Governor Richard B. Hub
bard, of Texas, formerly Minister
to Japan, who has been stopping at
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Seats can be secured in advance for any
night during the season at the office OF l..
]. lsevey. W
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CORRESPONDENTS.

We do not hold ourselves Responsible for the
statements made. or opinions expressed by our
correspondents.