The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-15

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take course in some Methodist col
lege and graduate as a full fedged
ambitious live deacon and move west
for development.
His fame there would be greater
than Talmage as a preacher and more
extensive than holland, who came
near bankrupting Missouri playing for
jack pots.
THE BANQUET.
The nations editors were banquete1
at.the American House, Boston, Fri
day evening, June 81. About three
hundred covers were laid, and Colonel
Taylor. of the Globe, presided. He
had on one SIDE of him President Elect
Stephens. of Missouri. and the mayor
of Boston, and nn the other
joe Howard and the Rev. NJ.
j. Savage. of Boston.
A PRETTY KETTLE OF FISH.
Joe Howard aud the Parson touch
al elbows and snapped stories be-
tween drinss.
DIR. Savage. took water, while Joe
elected sugar in his'n.
Speeches were made by Mayor
Hart, of Boston; Pre>i leat Lee of
the Editorial ass Dciation; ex-President
Herbert, President Elect Stephens,
Joe Howard, Walter Williams, of
Nj sou,i, while DIR. Savage read an
original penn entitled the Pulpit
and the Pres
Joe Towards speech at that dinner
table was one of the bright spots of
life 1t was full of humOr and truth,
oddly said and strangely but a'tract-
ingly put together. 1t took a wide
rage of thought, linked together with
and irony CONFUSING his
audience with laughter.
NOTES.
Beans, Boston B. ked Beans.
Col. E. w. Stephens, of the Co
Iumbia Herald, was elected president
without opposition. He
is fine presiding officer.
John w. Jacks, OF the Moutgom-
cry City St.ntar.i, was SICK while at
the fremont House. He ate tor
many beans and he has BEAN sick
ever since.
C. Il. Lingle, of the Henry
County Democrat, was the most
pleased man of the party. He was
accompanied by his wife and both
we've cpmpanionable people.
"A ed.headed clerk at the Ire
mont House was one OF the attractions
At that hostelery. If that young gen.
tlemaa was in the west he could get
an easy livmg-the birds would feed
him cherries.
The Boston niger is proud of
his position and insists on being allied
''the colored man." Bob White, of
the Mexico, Mo-, Ledger, came
near getting into troub'e be-
,iuse he would say "nigger.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stephens, with a
patty of Ohio delegates, left at noon
today for the White Mountains to
spend Sunday. They will meet the
writer Monday and go to the Thou
,and Islands on the st. Lawrence for
feS days sy.
Il met here in this city James D.
ives, formerly keeper of the Ives
Housa, ho;el of fame in Sedalia,
also Henry S. Porter, brother of Lee
Porter, of Sedali.. Henry formerly
ivei in Sedalia. They are now pros
oeroue dealers in laundry machinery.
Col. Ives holds his age well and is the
,ame pleasant gentleman as of old
Henry has grown old some and is
quite corpuIent.
While the banquet was going
%, and after Col. Norton,
Of Texas, had been called
IN to respond to a toast, the |
,and struck up "Dixie," and above all
he music, din and merriment, Col. |
raylor's clarion voice rang out in UNI
q; stakable tones: Gentlemen, that is
fankee Doodle now bsing played by !
he hand, set to new music" Ofcourse
he cheers drowned even "Dixie."
Walter vii Jams, ofthe Columbia !
Herald, saw pretty girl at The State
House the other day. She was ex-
ia sitely beautiful, positive
and possessed two
lie eng black eyes that no doubt
re now haunting the youth in
he jungles ofBcone county. Walter
vas captivated. 1t looked as if Mis-
ouri was about to lose a god editor
nd Massachusetts, secure a poor hus-
'and. The boy was distracted. He
vas wild. Through the aid of a Bos-
on lady he was introduced and
Walter put in his best words in
crown plush voice. He subsequently