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Jnsirnrtlon.
For Young Ladles-City.
For BOYS and Young Men-City.

A CLASS FOR BOYs.-Int I'm date and advanced
a. grade. students prJarea gi o,.ele, %M. .os
schools and business. W. !. OHHoH' - "''' 'o'''o'
A -CIECrLAfS OF GOOD SCHOOLS FiIE, state
"A. whether FOR boys girls city Or eountry. T. T.
AN cry. Ame ricsn school Bureau Vest lfu--t \. \
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UNIVERSITY GRAMMAR SCHOOL. ,473 broadway,
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n c. HENDRICKsON. Principals
VxJFSr END SCHOOL. 1l3 West 71st--t. opens oct l.
w collegiate school for boys itary drill ne"
gymnasium. 'hE>Ifls DoNALDSoN' a. "
For Both Scxes-City.
II EFE LECTURE on FOREIGN
HOW TO TEACH THEN
THURSDAY April H. at 80 y; NJ at The Y. NJ C.
Association Lecture Room, 23dst. aud Ath-avc., by
DIR r. S. ROSENTHAL OF BOSTON,
Author Of the Mcistcs-cha system. and late private
tutor 70 the Imperial family OF Austria
SPECIAL COURSES AT LOW RATES
for tourists and all persons who wish u really sp'a
Viii he sart-d under Dr. RO-cntlal's own supervision
'.fhc irst teacher OF the gc."PaIs Figaro. The
,,,rtical method ever dcvIsed."-N. y. Nation Gratis
al Lesson after the Lecture Every day and bu.
conversation can mastered in this course Terms
tn".ire of ali books only SIS. Applications may
made after the lecture. or by Iettr I" Dr. lVa care
Y. n. C. Association.
BUSINESS bookkeeping. writing.
n sri hmeiic. correspondence spelling grammar ste
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NlDDEUTSCHER LLOYD IS. co.


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NJ YORK AND CUBA MAIL IS. COM
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From Piers 10 and II Il. H., at y. m.
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SEA Hay. and Mantanlas ........... we'd. Apr 70
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or l0rucui1rs. freight or passage apply TO
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HOTEL NETHERWOOD,

on.us MAY 18TH Bilck structure all modern conN'n.
toned, 4, minutes from Lih'ft st., Contra. H. l 81
-" al train. cliy. Hotel oIn FOR inspection. Rep
r,.cnt,.l,c will cal on partic, with DIAGRAMS.
''''''''' FRANK J.. MILLER
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Spring Resorts.
4 NEW AND NOVEL FEATURE.

The beautiful pdrior on Toy Of house the mean an
hsinc ahovr ,hat OF Washln gtons Monument; one can
overlook the Chesapeake Bay iatapsco River, wy o..
Isamore Druid I'm PARK and surrounding coun mr.
hated hv steam and log fires ncoscd by immense pIae-
glass Windows makes 1t sun Parlor and Reception oo
combned Must be to BE- appreciated. Hotel Is OH
The American nan cuisine homcike and refined Rooms
On suite slngly and with bath 1hatto.a-nec Sprnss
rurIfv Poland Springs or Maln'
situated on The hand.onc-, boulevard in America ne
highest and healthi,st point Pamphlet describing Dai-
tinore and Hotel Atamont sent free ,,,o,o,
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TIL nryy1s ATLANTIC CITY

II OTI.L DENNIS ATLANTIC CITY.
III OCEAN cad u Mich. an-lye tOIen all tho year,
All modern convenience.
JOSEPH II. HORTON. Proprietor
JOTlL LvEAY. AILANIIc CITY. y; w MIN 20
h.,td by hot VAR superior 10 steam Capacity. 200
ca 49,. Oefer aud Manager. }. WHITE.
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TO RENT IN ORANGE COUNTY
LARGE comrodious house built o., brick = roon,:
High and d,lichtfll situation. Maple tree. and sran
fruit stable room Tor three h0r~> The owner beng
abroad rho house will h rented Top fn' -faenu. May ID
10 october I. Photographs and particulars Or
rOuN NOITY ..Fvening Pot" Building POS Broadway
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BUSINESS pcnmanshp aud bookkeeping taught pri-
Is Nafcy. i. j. SCARBOROUGH 242 fcnn-,t..
Brooklyn.
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rJ'O LET. FURNISHED OR TRNISHEp.-A CO..
/ tage In I'M order with an Improvements. on Flcot
Place Ncw.Brghon, : !. about 10 min1'e.' val, frn
room Kitchen g.: Tot iooNl5o. srut furnished $50;
rent nnfurn shed $3.50 Aufir 20
l2asN RICIARns { SArSE. B Lh--iy,,
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In the great pine ply G sun pariors open WOO
nrrs: elevator: now open. Do hours from ~ T. Penn
mi; ..The Sherwood shave. and 4fth.st., or
s ATTICK Manager. Browns Mhls T. o.. y. }.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-07-24
THE PRAIRIE FARMER
BY EUGENE BARRY.

-. 1ived here now for thirty years, and, stran-
80 not a better farm in all this Western
nat somehow at this time of year. like fever in
., Ies feeling DER me steals that's hard to
be withstood.
..n not work, can not rest, but far away
would roam,
For now the ofcnhrus are IL piooIn III my new
England home.
,,rs prospered well these level fields as far as
Won can see,
rv,sv sre bought and paid for, and they all be-
7 never could have done SO wen at home, you
may be sure;
often smile 10 tninA upon tnose iarlns so thin
Rnt as sit behind my team and plough the
deep black loan,
I see the apple-trees IN bloom round my New
England home.
Straight east 1 draw my burrows wide to meet
the rising sun,
Then turn and drive straight westward, and so
till day is done;
And then in autumn's glorious time, when days
are calm and bright
Miles u pom miles OF ripening grain wave in the
golden light.
Rut when at night seek my bed, in visions
The hills Of old New England around my child
hoods home.
Nv bows are grown to stalwart mon, my girls
are fair TO see,
They re proud of this free Western land and
wonder much at me;
put they have never stood upon the mountains
summit grand
Nor seen old Ocean crested waves break foam
ing on the strand,
Nor ever known the sweet delight in forest
wilds TO roam,
Nor seen the apple trees in bloom round my
New England home
The swallow seeks the grove where first it saw
the suns bright CLEAN,
The salmon leaps the torrents fall to reach its
native stream,
Athousand leagues the wild goose flies on tire
less wing o'erhead,
Straight as an arrow to the bleak, bare North
where il was bred;
Sol the spring my faithful heart, holding al
else in scorn,
Turns back to old New England .. a. the home
where was born
Though here I've cast my lot for life and hero
must remain.
TIL death shall plough me under like stubblt
on the plain,
Make not my grave in this strange land, but
place me If you will
Within my fathers burial lot, upon the wind
swept hill,
Where / may watch the mountains glow ano
ocean break in foam,
And see in spring the orchards bloom round
my New England home
-NeU England Magazine.
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Indian Counting out"

Similar legends and games entertain
children the world over, and are often so
much alike as to suggest the question
whether they were invented indepen-
IDENTIFY by each nation or have been car
ried from one country to another.
The children of the Wabanah Indians
of Northern Maine have counting out'
system very similar to that of white
children. The "inty, minty, cuty, corn,
apple-seed, and apple-thorn, wire, brier,
timber, lock, OUT, spells Out, and
other familiar nonsense rhymes of Amer
lean games have their counterpart in the
Wabanaki Z" Hony, kee-bee, la-welss, ag-
les, hun-tip.n
Hun-tip is the fateful word. Each
child puts out two fingers of each hand,
and one child who hasa hand free repeats
the words, pointing to the fingers. Ev-
cry finger that hun-tip falls on is doubled
under, until only three are left. The
owners of these three fingers start to run
and the one who is caught is squaw-oc-
t'moos.
In publication of the Royal Society
of Canada, Mrs. w. w. Brown describes
the game in which squaw-oc-t'moos
figures. One little Wabanaki is the
mother. Her children, ten or twelve in
number, form in line back of her, each
holding the one in front by the dress be-
tween the shoulders. Squaw-oc-t'moos
cries, Bo-wad-man Wa-ses-uk," q want
babies and tries to catch one of the
children.
The mother endeavors to protect them
by keeping squaw-oc-t'moos in front OF
her. This causes the end of the line to
move very swiftly; just as the outer end
of a wheel spoke has to move quickly
enough to make a much greater circle
than is made by the end near the hub.
As the excitement increases the children
lose their balance and 60 tumbling to the
ground, scrambling 70 get out Of the
way of the terrible squaw-Oc-t'moos.-
Youths Companion.
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Idolatry in India.

Captain Cruikshank, of the English
army. told little about idolatry in In
dia at the Richelieu the other evening.
sit seems as if there were more idols
than people in India" he said. "They
are made of stone and metal, and some
times of wood, and you see them under
every shady tree. 1t is like reading a
chapter from the Bible to walk about
some of the groves. While most OF the
temples are of wood, some of them are
made of solid marble and gold. The Gus
tom of worship is amusing. The devout
Indian upon reaching the temple first
rings a bell. That is to notify the god
that he is on hand to do business. After
that ceremony the worshiper repeats his
PRAYERS, and then deposits his offerings.
These consist of rice, grain and cloth.
They are afterwards put in the hsly
cart and sold. The priests have no
trouble in selling them, for holy food is
always quoted high. Twenty loads Of
holy food can be sold in the time II
takes TO dispose of cargo that has not
been in the temple. The ceremony OF
putting the gods to sleep would make 8
saint laugh. The worshipers assemble
in the temple and blow on horns, yell and
shout at the top of their voices. This
resembles an American Indian war dance,
and it is kept up all the night long.
Other ceremonies are as strange, and the
work of civilizing does not progress rap
idly. Buddhism did more than anything
else to reform idolatry, but the people
have drifted back to the same old habits.
An advanced sect with high morals has
been founded, but it viii do little
good. II Chicago Tribune.
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He Drummed for Jackson.

Jordan B. Noble, colored, died re
Gently in New Orleans. La, aged ninety
two. He was a drummer boy In the
army Of jackson at the battle Of Chal-
mette in 1914, and was one Of the survi'
vors of that memorable campaign. he
was a drummer at the recruiting stations
here during the Mexican war, and during
the late war under the authority Of Gen.
B. F. Butler. raised one of the first com.
panies Of colored troops for the coloreo
National Guard, New York Times.
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and he FASTENED at once TO her side.
His return did more than all the doctors
in christendom could have done for her,
and in few days she was as well as
ever.
A month from the day of Harry's re-
turn grand wedding took place at the
home of Bessie's parents, in Rochester,
and she became Mrs. Harry LeMar.
The lesson Bessie learned in those
few days of agony was bitter one, but
her whole future life was better for it.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-07-24

A man who boarded an open car on
Jefferson avenue found a woman occu-
pving thot end Of the seat, while all the
rest Of it was empty. He stood for
moment waiting for her to ~hitch. but
a she made no move he quietly asked:
Madam, do you wish me to step on
you2r
IF Won dare tor she promptly re-
Piled. MY husband tried it this
morning and got left. and now I'm
waiting for someone elset
He vent back to the last seat.-De-
troll Free Press.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-07-24
west Indian Carriers.

The creole porteuse, or female carrier
of the West Indies. furnishes remark
able proof that great physical energy
and endurance can exist in the tropics.
At a very early age, perhaps at five
years, says Lafcadio Hearn, she learns
to carry small articles upon her head,
bowl of rice, or even an orange on a
plate, and at nine or ten she is able to
carry basket or trail-a wooden tray
with deep, sloping sides containing
twenty or thirty pounds. Then she
walks barefoot beside her mother, twelve
or fifteen miles day.
At sixteen, she is tall, robust girl,
and carries burden of one hundred
and twenty or one hundred and fifty
pounds weight She now earns about
six dollars month, by walking fifty
miles day, as an itinerant seller.
There are never old porteuses; to do
the work even at forty, indicates con-
stitution of astonishing strength. After
the force of youth and health is spent,
the poor carrier must seek lighter
labor.
As rule, the weight is such that no
well-freighted porteuse can load or I'M
load unassisted. The effort to do so
would burst blood-vessel or rupture a
muscle. In preparing for her journ ey,
the young merchant puts on herpoorest
and lightest robe, and binds a plain
handkerchief about her head. On the
top of this is placed another handker-
chief folded, to form pad, and on this
rests the great loaded trail. She wears
no shoes. She must climb and descend
thousands of feet every day, over slopes
so steep that the horses of the country
break down, after few years of similar
journeying. The soles OF her feet be-
come so tough that they feel no rough
ness, and present TO the sharp pebbles
surface at once yielding and resisting,
like a cushion of solid rubber.
Young girls very often set off to-
gether, and keep step and time through
out their journey, but the veterans, or
women selected for special work, usu-
ally go alone. To the latter class be-
long girls employed by certain great
bakeries. They are the most heavily
laden of all, and carry baskets of
astounding size far up into the noun
tains, so as to furnish country families
with fresh bread, at an early hour.
AT shutdown, the porteuses are coming
from far Grand Ause to halt moment
in this village. They are going to sit
down on the roadside before the house
of the baker, and his great black work
man, jean Marie, stands waiting to re-
iieve them of their load. Here they
come, the girls, yellow, red, black. See
the flash of the yellow feet, where they
touch the light All smile to see Jean
Marie waiting for them, and to hear his
deep, kind voice cry out:
How art thou, dear? How goes it
with thee?"
"All sweetly, dear; and thou?" some
Of them make answer. But others,
over-wear'. cry to him:
unload me quickly, dear, for am
very, very weary"
Then he takes away their burdens,
fetehes bread for them, and says little
foolish things to make them smile.
And they are pleased, and laugh like
children, as they sit down on the road
there to MUNICH their dry bread.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-07-24
Brooch and Lace Pin.

The difference between 8 brooch and
lace pin, which q great many people DO
not understand, is that brooch should
be almost as long as it is broad; oftenest
it is round or square, but this is not abb
solutely necessity. A lace pin must at
least be mounted on a long pin, If the
jeweled part itself is not long and mar
row.-TNew York Star.
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The colored people in a small town in
Georgia had gathered at their church to
hold funeral services over the remains
of a woman who had died a couple of
DAYS before, says the Chattanooga
Times, and the ceremonies were about
TO begin when the bereaved husband,
who was large, corpulent man, beck
oned to one of the men standing in the
vestibule TO follow him to the horse shed
in the rear of the church. When they
arrived there the bereaved turned on
him with:
~See heah. Moses, wants an under
standin' wild yo' befo' dis funeral goes
any furder.
what is it, Julius?" asked the
other.
Las week, when we buried Henry
Carriers wife, yo was right at hand.
Yo' crowded yo'self up to de front.
When de weepin' begun yo' set yo'self
to work an moaned an took on until
Henry hadn't no show tail. Some Of
de white folks reckoned yo' was de be-
reaved yo'self. !"
Il dun couldn't help il, Julius.
~Yo' couldn't? Well, now, let me
give vo' a pinier Lucinda was my wife
an nobody else's. She libed wild me
an died wild me, an Use got to foot all
de 'spenses. Now, den, when de sad
ness begins rze No. l from start to
finish. TIE de bereaved, while yo' is
only an outsider who feels sad cause
Ize left all alone in dis world. If 20
90 to takin' on like lyo' did last week,
rze gwine ter forgit my great loss list
long huff to turn around an gin yo'
such q lift under the ear dat you'll
reckon yo' is the subject of the funeral.
Do 70 ha'r me, Mosesg"
Il does.
aDen cum along. an recommember
what rze been saying. Better take a
seat in de back row an hole yo'self
down. for at the VERY fust whoop of
sorrow rze gwine to light on 20 wild q
fo'ce of fofeen boss power.
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FAIRY TALES.

''TeIl me some fairy tales" she whis-
pered, gazing skyward. ~ love them. +"
..Do your said he. 'sYou are very
sweet and clever"
She turned her radiant eyes upon him.
personal ones don't 60" was what she
said.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-07-24

Daughter-Father, believe Twas born
to marry a nobleman.
Father-Yes; but, daughter, try to
look on the bright side of life-perhaps
you'll die.
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MEETING TROUBLE HALF WAY.

Daughter-Father, believe was born
to marry nobleman.
Father-Yes; but, daughter, try to
look on the bright side of life-perhaps
you'll die.
FAIRY TALES.
sTell me some fairy tales" she whis-
pered. gazing skyward 81 love them.
ssDo your said he. 'sYou are very
sweet and clever"
She turned her radiant eyes upon hlm.
personal ones don't go" was what she
said.
GOT 1T ALL IN.
Lawyer-If anybody asks for me this
afternoon, tell them | am called away on
most urgent business.
Office Boy Yes, sir. (Half an hour
later.) Stranger-Is Mr.. Quill in2 Office
Boy-No. sir; he's been called away to
the baseball game on most urgent Dusl-
ness.
VERY APPROPRIATE.
Mrs. Singleton-Is that your better
half see across the streeta
Mrs. Littleton-Yes, you might call
him that. He lost 5000 on horse-race
yesterday.
IF THEY STICK.
Hollis Holworthy-My dear Miss
RoseIeaf, you girls are like postage
stamps.
Miss Roseleaf-W Why, you foolish boys
Hollis ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS you are
necessary to the existence OF the United
States male. Harvard Lampoon.
REASONABLE.
Razzle--Did you notice how many new
clothes Robinson has2
Dazzle-Yes. That's the only way he
can stave off his tailor. -[Clothier and
Furnisher.
JoNEs's REVENGE.
Muggins-Funniest thing happened
the other day-Jones was trying to make
his mule drink out of bucket, when the
animal kicked him.
Cobb-Ah, then did Jones kick the
mule2
Muggins-No; he kicked the bucket.
Life.
WHAT HE MISSED.
Uncle Silas Greening, visiting his niece
in the city, was taken one day to see the
chrysanthemum show. The old man Is
of practical turn, and seldom hesitates
to speak his mind.
"Well, uncle,' said his niece, after
their return home, chow did you hike the
exhibition"
"Wal, to tell We the truth, Elviry, !
didn't think much on't.n
''Why, what was the matter with iti''
sMatterl Why, there want so much
as a single pumpkin in the whole showP
EDUCATIONAL ITEM.
First Boy-How do you like your new
teacherl
Second Boyle is not lightning
teacher. He strikes several times in the
same place.-[Tcxas Siftings.
A REMEMBRANCE.
$50 Chollie has gone abroad"
"Yes."
"Who sent him that beautiful bunch
! Of forget me-nots2"
ellis tailor
'sNExT."
Gle hasn't much 60"
! "Mercy, mol He hung on at oul
house last night until after twelve o'clock.
+ Then Pa put out the light and turned to
/ Chollie and said, 'Nextl'"
BAD BREAK.
i Summer Girl-Do you remember how
we sat on the sand, after our sail, and the
waves broke at our feet2
Last Victim (absently)-So was |.
Summer Girl-What3
Last Victim Broke, at your feet.
SHE HAD HIM THERE.
"For life by your side, my darling,
l would give up everything possess
parents, position, wealth-all. Z"
"But in that case what would there be
/ l. Dla4taw
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-07-24

HEAVEN will be full Of surprises, but
none greater than when = man realizes
that al his good intentions have put
no jewel IN his cro~n-Afehtson
GiObe.
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GOT 1T ALL IN.

Lawyer-If anybody asks for me this
afternoon, tell them am called away on
most urgent business.
Office Boy Yes, sir. Half an hour
later.) Strangers Mr.. Quill ina ONCE
Boy-No, sir; he's been called away to
the baseball game on most urgent busl-
ness.
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nE pIpN'r cArcn rHAr FIsH.

Mrs. Brown had to cook that fish at
once, as was afraid it wouldn't keep.
Brown-Geewhizl I'll 60 right down
to the market and give that man piece
of my mind.
Mrs. Brown-Hold on, my dear; it was
the fish you caught yourself this after
noon Bazaar.
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ExcnANaINa ooNFIDENcEs.

Clara-I have such horror of growing
old
Maud (sweetly)-I should think you
would have got over it by this time.
TDrake's Magazine.
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sAMsoN pEscRIBEp.

s'Johnnie," said his teacher, "who
were the two strongest men of olden
times2n
eSamson and Hercules.
''Can you tell anything about them"
sob, yes. Samson was regular Her
cules.
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A CHRONIC COMPLAINT.

Doctor-What is your husbands COM
plant, ma'aml Is it chronicl
Wife-Yes, sir. | have never known
him to be satisfied with meal for the
last thirty-fye years Burlington Free
Press.
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VERY APPROPRIATE.

Mrs. Singleton-Is that your better
half see across the streets
Mrs. Littleton-Yes, you might call
him that. He lost 5000 on horse-race
yesterday.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-07-24
rnr nor wArER SHOWED.

"Curious that boy is so bad, and yet he
is the cleanest, neatest boy in school"
Not so curious. He is in hot water
all the time. and it shows"
GOOD REASON TO BE MAD.
"Did you hear Of the mad zebras at
Barnum'sr
ono. What made them madl"
They overheard someone say they
looked like dudes aboat to play tennis. -
Bazaar
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1890-07-24

IUMFEIENT,
Nurse Girl heard you wanted some
one to take care of your baby.
LADY, do Where did you work
lastl
Nurse Girl-At Wheeling, West Vir-
ginia. Lowell Citizen.
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WALKING WITH AN OBJECT.
4 USELESS QUESTION.

NJ. Moneybags (sternly)-So you love
nv daughter, young man. What are
your prospects, may askl
Charley Slimpurse-It's no use asking
me. You know better than do what
nv prospects e. Vest Shore.
BEWARE OF THE BEG.
When to country you 60,
Lest you feel much of woe,
Be careful, my city bred friend,
Not to fool with 3 bee,
For prompt way has he
OF using his business end
New York Press.