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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
A Cute Atlanta Young 'Un.

"Papa," cried little 7-year old, -
want some money to get"
'Don't go any further" he interrupt
ed, throwing down q coin.
The child came slowly up to him,
after pocketing the money, and barely
touched his cheek with kiss.
"Humph," calculated the parent.
from the kiss you give I should judge
that you don't appreciate it very
much"
She caught hold of his hands, and,
looking squarely into his eyes, solemnly
said:
''Do you expect a $40 kiss for fifty
cents ?"-Atla1lta Constitution.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
lie Got III.

"Can you tell me2" he queried as
he entered the City Hall-"can you in
form me-?"
"What is it?
upon my soul, but have forgotten
what 1 wanted to inquire for! Well,
never mind"
He toiled slowly up two pairs of
stairs and was resting after his ascent,
when he suddenly slapped his leg and
exclaimed:
"I've got it I wanted to ask him
where the elevator was!" = Detroit
Free Press.
A woMAN's strange gait may not al.
ways he caused by her gaiter.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

tract. Dose small and pleasant to the taste.
Equally good for adults Or children.
To invigorate the liver, sharpen the appe
tite, improve digestion, and build up both
strength and flesh, when reduced below the
standard of health, it ranks pre-eminent.
Has the largest sale of any medicine in the
world, ,eithout q single cDceptioa!
For all itching, scaly, fostering, burning,
tormenting Skin and Scalp diseases. it Is
especially efficacious Salt-rheum, letter
Psoriasis, Erysipelas, Eczema, and all hu.
mors, from common pimple or eruption to
the worst Sicrofula, vanish under the use of
this world-famed remedy, if continued for
a reasonable length of time Scrofulous
Sores and Swellings are cured, and the
most tainted systems are, by its somewhat
persistent use, cleansed from the most viru-
lent blood-poisons and completely renovated
and built up anew. WoRLD's OIsPENsARY
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Proprietors, Buf-
falo, n. Y.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
A Woman Two Hundred Year. Old.

A case is on record of woman who lived to
this advanced age, but it is scarcely necessary
TO state that il was in the olden time" Now
a-days too many women do not live half their
allotted years. The mortality due to function
al arrangements in the weaker sex is simply
frightful to say nothing of the indescribable
suffering which makes life scarcely worth the
living to so many women. But for these suf-
ferers there is certain relief. Dr. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription will positively cure leu
corrhea, painful menstruation, prolapsus, pain
in the ovaries, weak back; in short, all those
complaints to which so many woman are mar
tyrs. II is the only guaranteed cure see guar
antee on bottle -WraDper
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24


in site, fur 1 looked, an I don't no to
this day why they wus all a-talkin
bout this TEEN an that TEEN, do you
Mister Editur?
Thay wus the boys from Rag Ally
agoine to play agin the boys frum Up
sturt street; an thay wus all thare,
rugged out in thare bran new unicorns,
an thay looked first rate.
The Rag Ally boys he'd the fust play,
or innins, es thay call it, an one of 'em
took the bat an while he wus waitin
fur the other feller to pitch the ball.
why the feller tibet wus behind him
put wire bird-cage over his face, then
the other feller throwed the ball, an
Rag Ally hit it welt the fust thing
an sent it flying clare off.
"What hevingly fy!" ses a gal a
standin clost by me; an l looked all
aroun an I kno they want fly no.
whares neer.
1 tell you, ef they want a lot O. pee
pie thare, an sum of 'em dressed fit to
kill
The widder an her bow found q
shady sect an set thare eatin penuts
an candy. What wus game O. ball
to them? Want thare soles q sailin
in to sea O. bliss? es the poick ses.
William Henery wus that axcited he
woodn't let me half listen to what the
folks around me wus sayin. 1 Jest
cot part of it.
San I jest tole her thet I'd see her
furder-" ses one.
"Nor nothin I Good do wood"
ses little womin.
make HIM get her a new bunnit, +"
ses another.
"Laws, ses I, hain't you afeerd
he'll" an ole lady ses.
"Take it on the fly, skinny" ses a
boy,
"Yes, an wood you believe it, she
got bunnits in II years and him
only"
~ ,]5Twenty-fvss cents glass an ice
Away out West WHARF I wus you
"Do emmy thing? Well, 1 shood
say"
"Git thare, Eli" ses another boy.
81 do iist love-" ses a purity
blunde.
"Iakln medlsln every hour to-,
its"
"My own horse, ses he, and I haint
afreed to bet" ses tall man.
"My resete fur cookeys9 OF course
you kin"
"Tell you what it is, Naber Clark
haint no"
Spring chickens? Well haint thet
| menny now"
81 never expect to go thare agin
| fur"
90! what beestly fuke thet was
-"
An thet wus jest the way thay KEEP a
runnin on, an never got to hear all
thet emmy of EN- sed. 1t wus purvokin,
Mister Editur, fur jest es Id begin to
sents what one sed sum one elts I'D say
sumpthin.
"Haint this bully good game, Hes
ter Ann ?" ses VIM. Henery.
II don't no nuthin about it," ses I.
"Hurrah fur Rag Ally" ses he, a
jumpin onto bench an wavin his
banana.
"Shet upp ses feller.
"Shet up yur own SELF" ses William
Henery, hollern "Hurrah!" louder n
ever.
"Cum along with me, I'll pull We fur
'sturbin the piece" ses the man who
wus hossifer in disgust.
wus auful skeert. So no more at
present.
HESTER ANN ScooPER.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

On recent trial in Wales to test the
validity of will it was proved that in
1869 the testator became impaired in
intellect to such an extent that he went
to the postoffice with a postage stamp
on his forehead and requested to be
sent to place he mentioned
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
FOLLY AS 1T FLIES.
A HARD blow-a hurricane.
A GOOD fit-a fit of laughter.

A HARD bloW-a hurricane.
A GOOD fit-a fit of laughter.
PASSING away time-handing ovel
your watch to footpad.
WOMAN may be conundrum, a puz.
zle, but the world will never give hei
up.
SHE-Clarence, am afraid you are q
black sheep. He-Yes, dear, that is
why l love eve.
"THE hustle is thing of the past,
says a fashion exchange. 1t always
was little behind.
The Indiana couple who were married
by telephone must not be surprised if
they find their anticipated heaven a
hello.
MRS. DE MILL.IoN-And you thought
! married You for love? What did you
take me for? De Milton (mournfu1ly)
For better or worse.
LouIsA-Mamma, I'm quite disap-
pointed in Robert. Mamma-Why,
dear? Louise - Why, when 1 said
yes he merely kissed my hand.
THERE is only only one letter in
mans alphabet and that is II" only one
in girls and that is "O," only one in
a married woman's and that is "U."
81 DON'T like your acquaintance.
Who is he?" san acrobat" Hes too
fresh to suit me- "Acrobats are queer
people. Some are fresh and somer-
sault"
YOU'VE Callow-I say, fellow, I'm in
a great hurry. Give me two pounds of
dog biscuit? Clarkson formerly in
gents furnishing goods)-Yes, sir; for
yourself, sir?
JUDaE-Can you give any reason
why you can't pay your debts? Delin-
quent Debtor-I have nine reasons,
your Honor, a wife, mother-in-law,
six children and an empty pocketbook.
AsoFT answer: Wife reproachfully)-
You never kiss me now; (suspiciously)
Why don't your Husband-B Because
Pm ashamed to, my love. You're get
ting to look too young for such non
sense.
PUBLISHER Can get credit here?
Banker-Inever give credit. Publisher
Why, I remember you now. You
used to be the editor of the Angel
Choir. You never gave credit then,
either.
CHARLEY LovELox (who sees q
chance to say something really bright
Weally, Miss Squelcher, you wemind
me of Cowoner's iuwy. Miss
Squelcher-Yes! Why, pray? Charley
Lovelox-Why. you sit on a body so,
you know.
DAINTILY expressed: Old Brer jack
son-Dat ar gal yoah Nose am keepin'
comp'ny wifi am mos white; amt she
Mrs. johnson? Old Man Johnson
Why, yes; she am pooty light fo' q
brunette!
"WHAT is it, little grill" said Har
lem grocer to q five-year-old miss, as
he leaned over the counter. Little
girl-Mamma sent me for lamp Chin
hey and she says she hopes it will be as
strong as the last butter you sent us.
PoMPANo - These high hats have
their uses. / sat behind one Of them
last night in the theater and rather en-
joyed the sensation. De Baggs-But I
understood that you never saw the
stage? Pompano-That was the en-
joyable part. 1t was an amateur per-
formance of Hamlet"
COUNTED OUT.
! thought that had won her heart,
hat she was mine alone;
No more would rivals rouse my fears,
Henceforth her love I'd own.
For ehe had asked in tender tones,
In which true love sighs were,
II my latest photograph
Would kindly give to her
Deceitful wretch she gave it to
The maid that cleans the halls
But first she wrote upon the back:
'I'm out when this ono calls.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

The pleasant effect and the perfect safety
with which ladies may use the liquid fruit
laxative, Syrup Of Figs, under all conditions
make 1t their favorite remedy. 1t is pleasing
to the eye and to the taste. gentle, yet enectual
in actingon the kidneys. liver and bowels
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

1t is easy enough to be prudent,
When nothing tempts you to stray
When without or within no voice OF sin
Is Turing your soul away.
Bnt it's only q negative virtue
Until it is tried by fire,
And the life that is worth the honor of cart
Is the one that resists desire.
FILA Wheeler Wilcox.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
Ask Your Friends About 1t.

Your distressing cough can be cured. We
know it because Kemp's Balsam has cured so
many coughs and colds in this community.
Ask some friend who has used it what he
thinks of Kemp's Balsam. There is no medi-
cine so pure, none so effective. Large bottles
Soc. and 81 at all druggists. Sample bottle
free.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

, SIC Noucts Free, sent by Cragln & Co., Phila.
"a. to any one In Y; s, or Canada, post paid
wrappers. See list of novels on circulars arnmn1
each bar. TINS soap for sale by ali grocers
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

The worst fault that people have te
find with the fellow who is always say
ing that be feels like committing sui
eide is that he doesn't go and do it.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
STATE OF ONO, CRY OF ToIEDo, s..

STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, L.,
LUCAS COUNTY, o''
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of F. ]. CHENEY 81
Co, doing busine in t City of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said firm
will pay he sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot
be cured by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of december, A. d., 1886.
I~ A. w. GLEASON.
SEAL Notary Public.
(~
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken interna ly and
acts directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces o. the system. Send for testimonials,
free.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

Much Of the charity that begins at home is
too feeble to go a-ysiting.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
LETTERS FROM THE CORNERS.
NECK OR NoTHIN' HALL, l
KILKENNY CoRNERs.

,R. Editur: All the
way to the park,
next day, the min
folks wus a talkin
about "teams" an
:" fys" an" "felder"an
"home stretch" an
the like. 1 coodn't
make he'd or tale,
likewise the widder
m or Billy's W i f g
couldn't n u t Il e r.
When we got there,
thay want a TEEN
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
The opisthocomus a bird Of tbe Tel

The Opisthocomus, bird of the Isl
and Of Maraio, in the Amazon, is four.
footed when young. Its wing has two
fingers, each with claw which drops
off after time, and these are used in
scrambling about. AS the wings of
birds are supposed to have been evolved
from prehensile hands, this is, as Mr..
F. E. Beddard states, "a curious in
stance of a partial retention of. an ear
tier condition.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

A NORWEGIAN engineer has invented
a machine which can pack 1000 boxes
of matches in minute.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

If aiflic'ei with sore eyes use DR.. Is &C
Thompson's Eye Water Druggist sell pc
per Lottle.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
Don't e. ct Caught

This spring, you may have been before, with
your blood full of impurities, your digestion I'M
paired, appetite poor Kidneys aud liver torpid, and
whole system liable to be prosrated by disease--but
get yourself into good condition and realty for the
changing and warmer weather. by taking Hoofs
sarsaparla. 1t stands une1uaied for purifying the
blood, giving an appetite, and for general spring
Iinir, Do nslirn In mt
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
A Single Trial VIII Convince You That
DIR. Tobias's Venetian Liniment is the

GREATEST PAIN DESTROYER IN THE WORLD
Don't be persuaded that something else is
just as good, for DIR. Tobias's Venetian Lni-
ment has been established over forty years.
Every bottle warranted to give perfect salts
faction or the money refunded, yet a bottle
has never been returned.
Does that not speak for itself, and proclaim
1t the pain destroyer of the world2
Ifyour druggist or store-keeper does not
keep our goods, send to us and we will forw ard
promptly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

Many Il man who is q good shot in this
world hopes to miss fire in the next
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

Miss Florence Firmstone, of England
wrote 1S, 900 letters with her own hand and
raised in that way 4 800 to pay of a church
debit
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

The first condition OF human goodness
something to love, the second something to
reverence. Ul1
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

No stranger should visit the city without
'm king Tansill's Punch sc. Cigar.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
PATS DILEMMA.

Well, Pat, will try and relieve you, [duced)
with smile which Pats speech had in
And # you can't LAY" nor "set" either,
Perhaps you had better just roost!
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

Cleanse the liver, stomach bowels and whole
system by using DR.. Perce's Pellets.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

FITS stopped free by DIR. KLINE's GREAT
NERVE REsToRER. No Fits after first day
bottle free. DR.. Kline, 93l Arch St., Phila, Pa
The world doe. MT care how you got beat
anybody can do that. 1t wants to know
how you got there.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

Pride is wise when it goeth before n fall.
1fit waited until atterward it could not go
at all.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24
tood's SarsapariIIa

"For five years was sick every spring. but last
year began February to take Hoods Sarsaparilia.
fused five bottles and have not seen q sick day
since &c. W. SLOAN, Milton, Mass
..My son was aniicted vita the worst type OF
scrofula. and on the recommendation of my drug
glst gave him Hoods sarsapariila. To-day he is
sound and well, Notwithstanding it was said there
was not enough me iiciie a Illinois to effect cure"
~. CHRISTIAN i),lis, III.
Dizzy, iired Feeling
For hrst-class spring medicine my wife and
think very highIy OF HooIs Sarsaparllla 1t cured
my wife of sick headache AMI relieved me of a
dizzy, tired fcelrug"-J. If. PEAacE, supt. Granite
Ry. Co., Concord, N. II.
Hoods SarSaOariIIa
Sold by all druggists. ST. six for IS. Prepared only
by @, ]. HOOD a Co., Lowell Mass.
= 100 DOSES 0ne Dollar
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

MANY man says he would die for 0
woman just because he thinks he knows
she wouldn't want him to.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1890-04-24

F. j. CHENEY g. Co., Toledo, o.
sY- Sold by Druggists, 7.c.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-12-26
DoLpu cuRSEREn:


Dolph was making speech Wednesday
n favor Of the Force bill. Senator Eustis
oi Louisiana, said he would PIT question
TO the senator from Oregon, aud would
ask frank answer, The question was. II
there were million and half Cinnamon
In Oregon Who had the right of suffrage.
aud who established in Oregon Chinese
state government, and the people of Ore
gon had over,hrown that Chinese govern
mcnt and re-establlshcd white political
supremacy, would he (Dolph) In such a
case advocate the passage OF law by con-
gress. the intent and effect of which would
be to encourage, stimulate and sustain
those chinamen In their efforts to recover
the political power of the raceF
Dolph squirmedd and odged 10 avoid
having 10 answer, but Eustis pressed him
for an answer so strongly that he finally
declared that he refused 10 be interrupted.
Dolph was hoored.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-12-26
Administrator's Sale.

Notice IL hereby given that the duly ap
pointed qualified and acting adminIsira-
tor OF the estate Of Kuth BRADSHAW, de-
ceased, viii by virtue of an order OF the
county court for Linn county. oregon.
duly made and entered Of record at the
November Term thereof. 1890. towil:
On the 5sh day OF November, in the
mater or the estate Of Ruth Byadshsw de
ceased. aniho izing and directing he saIe
OF tho following described real property
belonging % Tald estate, 70 wit:
Beginning at the W corner Of John II.
Edmonkouss donation land eIaimNot. No.
zoos and claim No. s.. in tp i2. $. X. 4 W
running frem thenee East 3I.S9 chains,
thence South 3l.49 chains, thence West
81 50 chains, thence North 81 10 chains 10
Tho place OF beginning, containing lilo
acree Hifsp Linn County, Oregon.
&feE nnlng In the center Of the Cal
apor<< <kskk on the east bounderv limo Of
the I'D John II. Edmonsons donation
lsnd claim Not. No zoos snd claim No. IS
IN tp ~ y II 4 w and running themes south
u, DO chains 70 the southeast corner OF the
north hall ri tl.e said donation claim,
thence West 25 chains 70 tho center Of the
main channel of said Calapoo'a creek
thence up tho center OF the main channel
OF said creek iosthe place OF beginning.
containing % acres. all In Linn County.
Oregon.
minisirator Of tho ostste aforesaid, will of
fer said promises for sale at public auction
to The highes. bidder at the court house
door In the City OF Albany, Linn County.
Oregon, on the 3Fd day Of January 1891 al
the hour OF one o'clock p IN. of said day
Terms OF sale cash Ia hand.
X w WEATuERFaRD WM. GLEN ENs.
Atty for estate. Admlaistraitr, r,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-12-26
ALL Bosn.

The present disturbance Of business can
undoubtedly refer 10 the psomlsederuptiou
and shange Threatened. and the free trade
element that Il promised 70 be grated up.
on our taFin system than 10 any other
causes connected with The political move
ments and actions Herald
The above Is all boAh. There Is no
promised eruption. The threat of n
.'chauge" (redaeilon) IN The tariff will como
just as sDon as the friends OF tariff reform
secure power. A verv large majority Of
the people voted at the late election for II.
Thousands upon thousandsof republicans
everywhere voted for tariff reduction can.
didales. The present financial disturbances
are no more tracablr 10 the spread Of .ariff
reduction DOCTRINES than TO the death et
Suing Bull. The congress elected this
fall will not meet for year yet. The
senate Is republican. and win be for two
years, at least, 40 that this scheme OF '.frec
trade Il to the Herald ssa red rag to a
bull. can not be carried out for At least tnat
period of time. All financial and busi-
meas experts In the east attribute the press
ent financial panic 10 the passage OF the
Mckinley bill which stimulated such
heavy importaiions.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-12-26

The fundamental vice OF the federal
election blu Is Its undcniabir partisanism.
When introduced II WAS Al asowedly Sec
tlonal measure, intended to be brought
Into operation In the south only and for
the advantage OF The republican party.
The proposed legislation is based on the
assumption that the colofsd vote OF the
south Il suppressed, that II cast II would
be for republican candidates aud that By
IL suppression the republican strength IN
congress Il iess than Il ought 10 be. The
real purpose of The faimers and supporters
OF .he bin Is not 10 secure free and honest
votes without regard for their political
complexion but 10 eject more republican
congressman, 10 say nothing Of The con-
tempia,ed influence on the presidential
election. There Gao be no honest denial oi
this purpose. II has heen avowed owe.
sgain By republican papers and politicians
that the objret OF the bill Il TO Increase the
republican vote In The south AMI the re.
publican representation IN congress-
To accomplish tlsia partisan end par
sisan president propose TO construct par.
,isan machine and place II beyond the In
reference of the people. Partisan ehiei
supervisors appointed for life are TO be
placed In control OF an army OF partisan
supervisors and deputy marshals who are
TO be given possession, under the name Of
'superylslona' OF the entire election ma
ehlnery. No vote can be east and counted
without the assent OF these partisan "su.
pervisors." Votes rejected by the state
election judges can be received and count.
ed BY the federal partisan ''supervisors,'
who make their returns 10 a federal par
tlsan eansasslng board. The certificates
OF election furnished by this federal papti-
san board arc 10 take precedence OF eef-
tifiea.es issued by The slaie authorities and
the mares on them must be placed on the
roll Of the house by The clerk under pen
alties Of enormousc hnes. long lnpgfsion-
ments and perpetual disqualification from
office.
Once this elaborate partisan machine Is
constructed and set In motion there Il 10
be no stopping Il or taking II apart. The
people are to be allowed no chance Al it.
An administration Of another political
faith cannot affect Il. A hos.lle congress
cannot render II useless by stopping The
supplies. The chief supervisors are ap-
pointed for life; their control over the ap'
pointment Of the army Of election super
visoFA and deputy marshals Is practically
absolute; their bilis arc 10 be paid without
question or delay, and to prevent future
representatives OF the people interfering
with this partisan work the appropriation
with this partisan work the appropriation
fos Il II nsde continuous.
There Is 10 pFeeeden, IN tho history o.
our government for this audaelousiy par
ilsan legislation. - clss<ksHd Pfsimieaier
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-12-26

The project for ship canal from Lake Erie
to he mining regions oi western Pennsylvania.
and connecting pit,sburg with the lakes, has
been declared feasible and is strongly recon-
mended. The aid OF the Federal Government
will be asked for it. The object is to bring ore
vessels from the lakes ic Pittsburgh without
breaking bulk. Such canal must add greatly
10 the Importance Of Pittsburgh and the upper
portion Of The State Of Michigan. whence The
ores are brought.