New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-08
TIE TALK or THE DAP.

"We have lust returned from the mountains saysa
Georgia editor. where We went for the beiieh' oil our
health. During our visit We fell down a pFeripre AMI
broke our left leg. and As We are without a par of
crutches. we call upon our subscribers to pay what they
owe, and We promise that hereafter. when in search o.
health. we will remain al home
Hide Tommy somctine>.-Mr. Dashboard Po2rc the
other evening invited a few friend, 10 dinner DURING
ove % one fh" %. "a .hlona Ip hook Sla,,e, on the table
and it smash ID upon the floor. NO one seemed 70 take
notice of the incident except Tommy. the prerociVns
p pT,Ge a. ms rs ONE me' Of ,ho "s' glass; we borrowed from;
Mr. Robinson next door. ."-'JeweIlerS' Ciruiar.
We hear a great deal. especially from our Good
friend, the parsons. about the incXcu>aole blunders OF
the daily papers. But when 1t come, 70 speaking Ola
prominent man who ha, been dead four week, A, stiu
alive yuu have to Look Ia the weekly papers. An
instance OF this kind ha, lust occurred, and instead Of
feeling charmed over the blunder, the editor probably
thinks It was simply an unavoidable mistake SOME
times the man who gets ont a b: paper once a day
isn't nearly 50 busy as the editor of a weekly is-in nus
own opinion.
The >hah's sons in Law.-The Shah Of Par.ia won't
stand any f~ooll>hncss on the part of Ms soil-ln-law.
They can't move into the palace and board free. with
tho use Of the library and Bathroom thrown in. They
can't consume hi wine, aud cigar aud Use his horses
without compensation. IL. only marric> a daughter Ia
a very rich man. and as soon d the ccr~nl9nv Is over
Kind Of man the shah is. Then they have 70 go to
work ana n. Try sn 10 I Iihsi S Sp snT ihsn i TO ..n his t sons.in rs
law hustling around u make a liNlns.-tleXas su-
ing>.
The school for church musicians recently organized
under the hu>pice> Of the Hartford Theological SEMI
mary has received a number OF Applications and
Others are constantly coming in. The project has 70
ceivcd tattcring Communications from a large number
of prominent clergymen and church musicians.
Practical Experiment.-Fiedgely-I have loved
you. Alice. tiese-tn'~c TWO "cch': DO 'oa love me
" Alice do not know. Mr.. Fled scly. hut We will see.
In the Princess new book. " Love. Loving. Loved
i, the pa>>aE. = When Nierrnon Dnn,ar e ne E,. as
illet of gold. her heart l.capd INTO her eyes; hcr soul
E ;nHSS sIm like II N MIN v bear; are ana nu inru ss' tn, S.en rins s"i
undergo the same sensations. will be- able TO answer
your question more completely Jewellers Cir,ular'
While the g. A. Il. men were in Boston they are said
TO have consumed upward Of hall a million pics. Thus
once again is the courage Of our gallant boys in blue
proved to the world.
LINES BY A LATTEI.DAY LAKISr.
". st. Legcr in ." Ballads from Punch"
"My little maid. | reasond mild.
lis wrong. SD black a skim"
Twas natures eloquence." replied,
Tile. freeGorn peasants sriIL
So. saddcned As ! took the path
Thar up the forest led,
A NOISY stone. in harmless sport,
came sailing by my head.
And turning round. the nymph l spted.
Her rustic missiles throwing.
Beside her. champion of the wWd,
llcr mira SufNlN. INK DTotTcF StOuu,
Ills little aid bestOwing.
And little maid and brother Jim,
I'LL both were OMt OF breath.
Gave vital stream and eye and limb
To unbc>ccming fate and grim,
Ncccs>itAting death.
Til, child was farther than a man
Could reach with measured pace,
And dignity IA run forbade;
NJ. morallzin.. up the glade
| strodc with pensiyc face
Full often faithful memory paints
The cot. the forest wild.
And Yet wish that had gone,
And smachd the sylvan child!
The American Humane society Offers two prizes
each Of $50. for the best essays on the question
whcih her vivi>ection should bc permitted In the inter
c>ts Of humanity. and. II Sd. with what rNNtrir"ohs'
Essays arc 10 BE- sent to George +. Angel. NO. ~
Mllk ST.. Boston. before January l.
People Wcrc Strong Then - Donnerwcucr VINO 10
always informing Others on matters they take no IN
tcrrSt inl-Talklng ahOnt watches. 40 you KNOW thSt
they have been In Use Only since l+oI
Noclcinmal- That's Interesting ""at oo people
carly before that timc' u
i"nncrwctler-I e7ieSs sun a'aiS'-''c"eAErs III
cular.