Evening journal., 1890-02-24

parina this season. Sold by druggists.
A wINDLAss is not an heiress, though
either is a good thing to get man out OF
a hole sometimes. --Terre Haute Express.
Ladies' and Gentlemens restaurant,
Sixth and Shipley.
TAYLOR 'This suit FITS you splendidlv.
but, to be honest with you, it IS likely "a
shrink. Young Mani guess that
viii not be any disadvantage. have
just accepted my first call to preach on !
$500 salary. "-Terre Haute Express.
TRUNKS at Yergers.
GRAssHOPPERs have made their appear.
ance. A few grassboppers, however. do
not make a spring Baltimore American.
FINE Lynn Haven Bay" Oysters, at
Steele's, 119 Market street.
LOAN me S. to continue playing
with. 81 wonld, but it is unlucky.
The last time loaned So l immediately
began to lose" "Indeedl How much
did you loser" Give dollars Chicago
Globe.
Facts Worth knowing.
In all diseases Of the nasal mucous
membrane the remedy used must be non
irritating. The medical profession has
been slow to learn this. Nothing salts.
factory can be accomplished with
douches, snuffs, powders or syringes be
cause they are all irritating, do not
thoroughly reach the affected surfaces
and should be abandoned as worse thar
failures. A multitude of persons who
had for years borne all the worry and
pain that catarrh can inflict testify tc
radical cures wrought by Ely's Cream
Balm.
McFINeLE-''Do Irishmen ever have
the jimjams when at homer" Pat
'Cert'inly, sor. I" What do they see as
substitute for snakesP'-Lawrence
American.
Ladies' and Gentlemens restaurant.
Sixth and Shipley.
A COLD is good deal like horse car.
A man can always catch one when he
doesn't want it.-Yonkers Statesman.
Closing Out Sale
or Dry Goods and Trimmings. We will
continue to sell our entire stock regard.
less of cost, to quit business. Every piece
OF goods must positively be sold by the
goth Of March, Small store keepers and
purchasers will do we'll to call, as we
have great many bargains to dispose of.
Store for rent. E. T. STROUD & Co,
No. 109 West Second street.
AFGHAEs eat onions as we do apples.
In hand-to-hand encounter they must
be irresistible. Yenowine's News.
Meals at all hours at Sixth and Shipley.
vrsIToR-Tommy, wish to ask you 3
few questions in grammar Tommy
Yes, sir. yisitor-I give you the sen
tence, 1.-The pupil loves his teacher,
what is that2 Tommy-Sarcasm. Texas
siftings
HARNESS at Yerger's.
SNAIL Clerk-Why is It that we ar,
commonly called green grocers, Mr.
Sands2 Grocer-Only relic of the credit
system, boy, only relic. Y Herald
ROAST Dinners speciality, at Steele's
119 Market street,
pWHy did you leave your last placer
ann. au11.I HfNETIoi
did she call your 'She said / were
domestic, mum, and me as hard workin
snd honest woman as ever lived. p
Harper's Bazaar.
DR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyai Pills, ar
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made
At druggists aud by mail, 81. Office, 203 N
9th st. ,Phila. Ladies beware Of limitations
ENAMoRED Youth TO comic opera lady
Cruel Pozzolini Has no man ere
made an impression on your fiinty heart
Fair Enslaver with a sigh)-Yes, i love
your grandfather. All, he was a nobl
man. - Chicago Tribune.
Oysters in every style at Mullins res
taurant, Sixth and Shipley.
EVERYBODY in the world is engaged
throwing the blame on some one else.-
Atchison Globe.
Ii. q o. n. R.-western Tickets.
The 2. & o. R. R. offers the followin
inducements to purchasers Of Wester
tickets: CHEAPER RATES, FASTER TIM
FEWER CHANGES than any competin
line. No extra fare for fast time. Pull
mans finest sleeping and parlor cars Q
all trains.
A SLIGHT upward tendency is notices
BILE in the sackcloth and ashes market
Washington Star.
Roast dinners speciality at Mullin'
Sixth and Shipley.
The National Capital.
The city Of Washington is an object
perennial interest to all patriotic Amer
cans. Not alone because it is the gre
throbbing heart of the mightiest ri
grandest Republic the earth has ev
known, but also on account of its M
terial magni6cence. All Americans tai
pride in its beautiful avenues, majest
architecture. stately homes and W,