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The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05
OhAEE AND CHATTER.

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AN English Journal discusses the
possibility OF distinguishing "high and
low born blood" by the aid Of the micro
scope.
IT Is said that tramps will never work.
And yet six of them dug their way out
OF q New Hampshire Jail with q ten
penny nail.
TRAVELLER lin the Indian Territory
-"How do the folks in Oklahoma man
age to live9" Half-blood-"Just by &C.
cident, stranger"
WHEN you see 10000 people spending
the afternoon at a baseball match II
sets you thinking of the number of men
that must work ut night.
IMAGINE the torturing hesitation Of
the average small boy trying to decide
whether no would rather go to n real
circus or sec his little brother get q
licking.
THE Fiji Islanders are far from
illiterate. Some Of thcm read Homer.
And some Of them would devuur an
author as we'll as his books il thcy got o
chance.
A KANSAS editor has been granted n
BtllolOAl VI Ga u IllOnlh lOE lulRCSUlOn
lie will recover from isindigestion now
that he has tho means Of buying some-
thing to digest.
II SUPPOSE when you were in Rome
you did as the Romans do?" "NYcll, no,
not exactly. You know I'm q little too
fond of soap to give it up ct my timo of
life"
TEAcnER-"Wbo was tho richest man
of ancient times?' Freddy Fangle-
"Mothuselall, ma'am." 'What?'' Eyes;
he had more time than any one else,
and timo is money, you know"
A MIsSoURIAN died the other day from
having gorgcd himself with veal and
hard cider. lilo was a member of seven
societies, all Of which have passed the
customary resolutions throwing tho en-
tire blame for his removal on Divine
Providence.
"WuY, Jane, where are oil the young
ladiesP l thought l heard them all
come in an hour ago." Jano-''So you
did, mem; they'd beer to the cookin'
school, mem, and the three OF them's
been down in tho kitchen ever since,
bilin' an egg, men,"
~ y CUltOr IN New YORK tunes
his Tyre and bursts forth in song with
the following result: Oh! tho clothes
press is u swell affair for garments nice
and neat; tho hay press is q grand ma
chino and does its work complete; tho
cider press Is lovely, with its juices rcd
and sweet, but tho printing press con-
trolls the world and gets there with both
feet.
REGINALD-"Now that We are alone,
Claire, can ask you a question that l
have been burning to ask all the even
Ing" Claire Overcome with emotion)
-"Oh, Rcginald!' Reginald-"Evor
since / entered the ballroom I have felt
that my neclitie was slowly creeping
over the back of my collar, and tho
thought of my appearance made mo mis-
cradle. Tell me, Claire, is my necktio
all right"
THE King Of Tari-Tari, in tho Gilbert
Islands, has notified the Navy Depart
ment at Washington that he has adopted
a royal ensign, a design Of which he has
sent with the notification. He has
chosen the American colors, only he
puts blue where we have white and vico
versa. When our vessels tarry in the
vicinity Of his Royal Highncss hereafter
they will fire a salute in It's honor-un-
less he shall in the meantime be fired
himself.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05
o DRIFT.

DRINK at close of mo ais, not too
strong nor too hot; never q full glass Of
very hot or very cold liquid to wash
stomach flooded
POTATO BCNs.-Boil four good-sizcd
potatoes, mash and sift through sieve;
add one and ono-half pints of flour, two
tcaspoonfuls OF baking powder, one pint
of cream or milk; form In small cakes
and bake in q CREASED tin.
IT docs not follow that sick persons
arc asleep because their eyes are shut;
they may BIO %acutely conscious of all
that is passing in the room, though UNI
able or unwilling to make any sign; and
nothing can be moro nervc-provoking
than hushing and whispering around
and crcalling about on the tips of their
toes.
To BAKE beans without pork, thoy can
DO dipped into a pan when nearly done,
seasoned with cream, salt and p p
and baked In a slow oven for an hour.
The pea bean is the best for this pur-
pose. A favorite method with New
~Englanders is to use a little molasscs
instead of pork, about two ~spoonfuls to
n quart Of beans.
TAPIoCA CREAM PUDDING. -four largo
tablcspoonfuls Of tapioca soaked over
night in q little owe one pint of milk.
Put tho tapiooa and milk into q tin, and
put the tin in a pot of boiling water; let
1t cook until tapioca is clear. Stir in
the beaten yelks of three eggs, one-half
cup OF dessicated cocoanut, and vanilla
and sugar to taste. Cook two or throo
minutes longer. Pour into a pudding
dish and spread with tho beaten whites
OF the eggs and n little cocoauat Brown
SLIGHTLY in tho nvan
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

Only a medicine possessed Of e~xtraordi.
nary merits could sustain itself under
such o business policy. The "Golden
Medical Discovery +" is such a medicine,
and has proven its ability to sustain ita
proprietors, wen though sold on such
extraordinary terms.
As a remedy for all Blood, Skin and
Scalp Diseases, 1t has won for itself
world wide fame. Especially has II
manifested its potency In curing Salt
rheum, Eczema, letter, Pfmples,
Blotches, Eruptions, old Scrofulous
Sores, Ulcers, and kindred ailments.
AS q remedy for the peculiar weak
nesses, distressing irregularities, and
painful arrangements incident to
women, DR.. Piercc's Favorite Pre-.
scription stands alone a the only REM
edy guaranteed to give satisfaction in
every case, or money paid for 1t Is
promptly refunded.
1t is but natural that the people
should bestow their patronage upon
these medicines, since none other are
sold on such fair and liberal terms.
They are manufactured by the Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, of Buff
falo, N. Y, q house whose financial
standing and reputation for fair dealing
is well-known to every publisher, as
well as to every druggist, throughout
the civilized world.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

A tourist climbing up a mountain side
doesn't want a small, timber or rotten stick.
No, he wants a stout staff that will bear his
whole weight, one that he can lean on in
confidence, one that is worthy OF trust and
that will uphold him should his feet slip. So
an invalid, in search of health. They dis
like to fall into the hands of n doctor and be
experimental with. They want to use the
proper remedy for their ailment in the
start. They are only willing to take medi-
cine on condition that it will make them
well. Now there is one remedy whose effect
IS a certainty. 1t has been tried and tested
in thousands of instances and has never
once failed. 1t is called Smiths Tonic
Syrup. Its principle was discovered by the
eminent DR.. John Bull, of Louisville, Ky.
1t Is pleasant to take, and possesses all the
good medicinal qualities Of quinine, but is
free from all its Objectionable qualities. 1t
will cure chills and fever when quinine
fails. 1t will also prevent and cure colds,
influenza, la grippe, etc. Its influence is
positive, and 1t is u remedy worthy of trl.~
MANY o woman who resolves when she is
married TO make over her husband ends by
being content to make over her bonnets.-
Burlington FREQ Press.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05
She Was Glad.

New Englanders are given to saying
that they have no need to travel to get
q change of climate, and the same seems
to be tru of jewellers in some other
places as we'll.
Old Nanny lived in North Carolina,
very near the line. When the boundary
between that State and Virginia was
changed she was told thatnow she lived
In Virginia.
WELL" she answered, ~ am power
full glad. always heard that Virginy
was q healthier State than North Carr
lina."-Youth's Companion.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

Us that dog of yours good for any
thing?" vas asked of a saloon-keeper as
he motioned to a canine that lay behind
the stove. ''Is he? You just lay your
hand on my shoulder and utter whoop."
Tho man did so, and the dog sprang up
and bit his owner in the leg and grace
fully retired. 'IIow do you account for
that?' asked the inquirer, as a general
laugh vent round. Hang it, l had for
gotten that he was cross-eyed!" was the
reply. 81 ought to have put my hand
on your shoulder and yelled."-N. Y
Press.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

At the yearly meeting of friends,
held in Philadelphia, the question was
asked in regard to worship: Are you
clear of sleeping or other unbecoming
practices?" The answers from the sew
eral quarterly meetings were then read
and summed up as follows: THE hour
of meeting has been mostly observed;
some instances Of sleeping; no other IN.
becoming behavior TO remark"
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

"A Missouri youth whistled at a
prayer-meeting, and whom rebuked he
claimed that he had been insulted and
drew a knife to carve some one. Ho
was knocked down with a chair and dis
armed, but he and his four brothers
propose to see who run tho prayer.
meetings in that neighborhoo1.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05
LIVE OAK. Ala. Dnc 18th 1894

Messrs. A. I. S-HALLENBERGER a. Co.
itochester, Pa. Gents!--Last spring l re.
ceived by mail a bottle of your Antidote for
Malaria for my brother, who had chills for
more than six months. He frequently broke
them with Quinine, but they would sToon re.
turn. l gave him the Antidote and he has
not had n chill since. 1t has made n perma-
he'lt cure. Yours truly,
w. W. PERDuE.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

the dignity of our Nag. Charles A. BouteNe.
demonstrations OF affection for the dead
arc both natural and praiscworthy. That
thn men who experienced the hard
.hips and friendships of war on either side
hould enjoy occasional reunions is to be
"&pcct"d, and wuugd work no harm within
l,"Op,r huunds. The raising of monuments
to The dead i an appropriate custom among
ivtIiZcd people.
l question, however. very decidedly the
rood taste, I" say tho least, of erecting in
vtriuus parts of thu South, since the war
tltucs Cf "ehcl Generals In uniform, which
"gu calculated, II not intended, to keep alive
ceilings of pride in the attempt to over
l.,raw the Government, and therefore
e un~frirndlinC-s to the Government
/ Sc While Southern public senti.
hI'nt 90 enthusiastically applauded Charles
summers objection to having any pictures
ut the National capital tnat would preserve
the rccullect ons of thu civIl war, they do
NOT appear to have applied the sentiment
to their section, but have been erecting i'm
posing military monuments In their prlnci-
pal cities to chieftnins of the lost cause. A
foreigner travelling In this country must be
STRANGELY impressed by finding monu
lncnts of Union Generals only In
the North and onumo OF Rebel
Generals only In the South, But a
feature OF the most recent dem.
,rT.. ration against which l am bound to
ul-'r my earnest protts st Is the profuse and
{ s.,n.atious display Of the robel flag in thu
Gr.' alton and procession at the late capt.
I'll If the onfederacy,' The papers report
That the Confederate flag was displayed in
s'n places side by side with the National
nag, In many places Only Confederate nags
we're used, and one writer says! almost
rv.ry small boy carries the Confederate
uLs n, but l haven't seen one vet carrying
tss nag OF his country"
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

There is gentleman in Seattle who
has a new fad. He had the dime-saving
last year. Now he thinks he is a
reader. He has never yet failed
to match nickels by placing one finger
on the forehead Of tho other man and
reading his mind, Then he places down
his nickel and matches it every time.
1t is becoming rather b~cwildering to tho
other fellows. Seattle Press.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05
WORDS THAT BURN.

The Rearing OF Monuments to and the
Public Eulogy of Men who Fought to
Destroy tho Union, Together with the
Haunting of tho Rebel Flag, Form the
Kcy-Sotes OF ScathiDg Memorial Day
Utterances by matt ingalls,, of Kan
sas, and Representative Boutclie, of
Maine Shall the Flag that Represents
Treason be Held Up ms u Fetish for
Rising Gcncrntions to Worship?
Hon. John j. Ingalls,, of Kansas, was
Inc orator at the Gettysburg Memorial
Day exercises, and in the course of his
address said;
The highest tide of the rebellion broke on
this field and along these rocky hills In a
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

"A young man who recently COM
mitted suicide in New Orleans left a
letter stating that he lost all his money
buying Louisiana lottery tickets. lie
appears to have been u "blank' fool
-Norristpwn Herald.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05
A Veil of Mist

kising at morning or evening from some
lowland, often carries in its folds the
seeds of malaria. Where malarial fever
some efficient medicinal safeguard. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters is both q protec-
lion and u remedy. No person who inhab-
its, or sojourns in q miasmatic region of
country, should omit to procure this forti-
Tying, agent, which is also the finest known
remedy for dyspepsia, constipation, kidney
trouble and rheumatism.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

ALL cases Of weak or lame back, backache,
rheumatism, will find relief by wearing one
OF Carriers Smart Weed and Bolladonna
Backache Plasters. Price 25 cents. Try them,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

PooR little child! She don't cat well, she
don't sleep well she don't look well. She
needs DR.. Bulls Worm D~estroyers. Papa,
get her q box.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

HAD calls for twelve bottles of Smiths
Tonic of Syrup one day before noon. There
Is no chill and fever medicine that gives
such good satisfaction,-J. A. HarlpOOd, Cor.
nth, Miss.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

M. L. THOMPSON IL Co., Druggists, Cou-
dersport, Pa, say Halls Catarrh Cure is the
best and only sure cure for catarrh they
ever sold. Druggists sell it, 75c.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05
Says the Southern Medical Worlds:

"Mother's Friend' is growing in favor
throughout the South and is highly recon-
mended by physicians. We consider it in.
pass through the ordeal OF child birth,
Write Bradiicld Peg. Co., Atlanta, Ga, for
particulars. Sold by all druggists.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

Sir Norels I rec, will be sent by Cragin q
Co, Philada, Pa, to any one in the U. $. or
Canada, postage paid, upon receipt of %
Dobbins' Electric Soap wrappers. See list
Of rovels on circulars around each bar.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

-Flott, the volunteer, left the bar.
racks without permission. As the
young man is n general favorite, his
corporal determined, if possible, to
shield him from punishment. Accord
ingly, he wrapped n sweeping-brush in
a blanket and laid it in the volunteers
bed. The officer on duty, who is rather
short-sightcd, soon after went the round
of the beds until he came to Fiott's.
''lNho lies here?" he asked the corboral.
'Nolunteer Flott," was the reply.
Elliott, ch? Tho disordcrly fellow is
SO intent on pleasure that he totally
neglccts himself CThe corporal trem-
bles in the belief that tho fraud is dis
covered.) "iou may tell Volunteer
Flott tomorrow to get his hair cut,
Observation-Disclosures Batter.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

flood OF blood and
flame that ebbed away
ut ~Appomattox. Three
summer days changed
this hamlet to an
epoch, and gave to
this locality an i'm.
mortality equal to
Marathon, Marston,
Moor and Waterloo.
Ii is thus that we have
assembled twenty. five
Years after to again
pay the tribute of
homage, respect and
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

No woman was eve so ho,nely that
n man does not defend her looks after
he has heard that she adnigss ain,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

WOMEN, like pokcr-playcrs raise the
blind to see what the neighbors nave got
Lawrence American
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

THEY are introducing Peruvian dogs Into
this country. Hereafter there will be no
scarcity of Peruvian bark.-Plunder.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

ALWAYS discount what a man says when
mad. About. temper sent will do.-Smith,
tray a. Co.'s Monthly.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

WHEN n man reaches forty ho begins to
look around for the names of men who dis
tinguished themselves after that age
Atchison Globe.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

WOMAN is mans superior in agreat many
ways, and the worst Of it is she knows it.
-Somerville journal.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

THE woman who conqucrs her husband
with o broomstick may be said to have won
q sweeping acknowledgements Repub-
lican.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

IT Is no sign Of prosperity tnat tine man
who never advertiscs is doing business at
his old stand still Rome Sentinel.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

At the United States
to express something
more than my regret
at the demonstration
ia a height oiing city
% Virginia, that seems
la have been very de-
l. hrratcly managed,
hut which can not fail
ia shock the sense Of
Iropricty whcrev"I
tac people are proper.
ly Jealous OF the homer
If our country ana
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

IT Is when he is brought to trial that the
swindler regrets that he is not q honest
man.-Elmira Gazette.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

Freshness and purity arc impaired to the
complexion by Glenn's SULPHUR Soap.
mus Hair and Whisker Dye. 30 cents.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05
THE SPELL OF AFRICA.
Emin Pasha's Case Reveals II Strange
Trait in Human Nature.

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Emin pasha's Case Reveals u Strange
Trait in Human Nature.
There is a touch OF grim humor in the
report that Emin Pasha, after having
been rescued IRON n situation of sup
posed great peril and distress, proposes
to go back to it, and to resume the wild
life which he so recently abandoned. 1t
seems Incredible that a sanc nan should
voluntarily rc-eXilo himself in that way
when civilization offers him SO many
inducements to do otherwise. But it is
not an Unprecedented proceeding by any
means. II is the repetition of an oft
told story, the illustration of a trait of
human nature that has been frequently
eXcmplified. There Is a fascination
about those remote and melancholy
spaces which the explorer can not
resist. When he has once looked upon
them he is never again satisfied away
from them. 1t was SO with Liv-
ingstonc, it was SO with Gordon,
it will be so with Stanley. In q
lighter degree it is SO with all men who
go beyond the confines of civilization
and taste the peculiar freedom of UNI
settled regions. The trappers and min
ers of the far West rarely or ever con-
sent to live where they must submit to
the restrictions of organized society.
No temptation is sufficient to draw them
permanently away from the rude and
hazardous conditions of the frontier;
the charm is i~ndefnable, but none the
less complete and controlling.
The truth probably is that civiliza-
tion is only n veneer, and that the Gle
ment of savagcry in man is never
c%radicatcd. We are all barbarians just
below the surface, and the best of us
easily drift back to the original estate
of the race when The occasion serves.
1t is very certain that Africa has little
to give in exchange for the comforts and
cnioymcnts of civilized countries, as we
are in the habit of measuring such
things, and yet it is likely that
tens of thousands of intelligent
and cultivated men have felt a
decided longing to go there and
to pluck out the mysteries of
those vast s~olitudes. The story of Stan
will be read by more people and with
keencr relish tnan any OVner DOCK OIL
the period. lie could easily recruit a
regiment at any point in Europe or
America to march with him ON a SINH
lar expedition. Emin Pasha is not
different from the majority of mankind.
The motives and tendencies by which
he is inspired are common in some
measure to the men Of all countries. lie
is simply obeying a law of his being.
The cnticcment of the African plain
and forest is the same as hat of the
outlying district of our own continent
to which adventurous are continually
going on one prctcXt and another. 1t is
tho spell by which all pioneers have
been moved in their schemes of conquest
and development, Some natures are
more susceptible to it than others, but
none are entirely beyond its reach. The
faint is in the blood, and the question
of resistance is one of circumstances
Globe-Dcmocrat.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

THE burning love of two young hearts
is n case of spontaneous combustion
Washington Star.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

For twenty-five cents you can get Carter,s
Little Liver Pills..the best liver regulator in
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

TIL best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

.WoRy-oUT street railway equines can be
classed as horse chestnpts.-Pittsburgh
Chronicle.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05

Lors Of men seem get ''solid' comfort
out OF Liquid" refreshments. -Dansville
Breeze.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-06-05
NONE equal "Tansill's Punch So. Cigar

A STABLE government must be estaD-
lished by good horse sense.-N. o. Plea
yune
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-11-21
Another Railroad Accident.

Yesterday bad accident occurred
to w. w. Mckinney, a we'll known
brakemen on the Arkansas Pass rail-
way, while he was on freight train
three miles south of Floresville.
He, was on the top of a box car
when the running hoard broke and
he fell between the cars. Seventeen
cars passed over one of his legs,
mangling it terribly. His shoulder
was badly bruised also, and he was
stunned by the fall.
After his fall the train passed on
without him, and had travelled five
miles before his absence was dlscov-
cred. When the train returned the
men found Mckinney had torn off
his coat and with it had bound and
wrapped his crushed leg and was
waiting for assistance. He was
brought to this city and his injuries
attended to.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1890-11-21
A BOTCHED JOB.

Some Crooked Men Slip Out of the
Hands of the Police.
During the past two days the police
made some very important arrests,
and kept the facts guarded from in
vestigating reporters with greatest
care.
This morning however, one of the
three men, who had been arrested as
suspicious characters had TO be turned
loose as nothing could be brought
against him. Two more, however,
are being held under five hundred
dollar bond, until the 25th inst.
The men in question were acting
very suspiciously on West Commerce
street near Main Plaza, when one of
the officers noticed them and watched
their tricks, hoping however, to catch
the men at their little game of bur-
glary. They were temporarily scared
off, and search was made for them,
and one Of the men arrested. This
put the other men on the alert, and
of the whole gang only two others
were captured. 1t is thought that If
the police had merely watched the
men as they had been doing before
they would have caught the crooks al
their game. AS it is, however, they
were compelled to turn one of them
free, having nothing on which to holC
him. He has naturally spread the
word to his companions, and the po
Ices brightest hopes are knocked in
the head.