New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-26
THE TAIN or THE DAY.

4 ponul,r BROOKLYN preacher SAYS that he can SOC
no objection to smoking if the man smokes the cigar
and NOT the cigar the man Wen. who is TO decide
the quc,tioul Evidently the man. not tho cigar must
do it, and 80 the cigar is placed at a manifest dis
adyantacc And what about the pipe And that
worst abominatIon OF all the cigarette
An Industrious Girl-Nr Mddlcwcll-And what has
my little .-.rl been doing today
Tie itiic Grl-Oh. have been busy all day, papa,
Mrs. Nddlc%ick-Yc- she scwed one finger OF a
glove this morning, ana tl9n >he tepAl'u ~ ,, ,.o
-cy's weekly
The Emperor Of Germany has been di-suadcd from
p,ll..biuc the pootry ne wrote when he was very
,ouu.. man. And consequently the world viii never
know what De used TO think about q summer evening
and the stars. and the glad sprlngtime. and other
pictty thing. That interest very Young poets.
\ frcc.trlde organ. rs an argument against pro
lection ~tv-:- Le'rh county farmer upon halihci
cent, a day over hl, farm and living expenses lie
was a blame sight Mcalcr Than many country iIe
fishers Of free trade Wcchh.j. Ihc after ran n dco
- tNorr-tovu Herald
ON a halfacro II land in Middle borough. Ky. The
town which j, now having "a boom. there are twenty
f,ur distinct varieties Of trees follows: White oai
walnut red oak. poplr. cherry sas,air's. per'imn'n
plum maple. mulberry. plwpaw. water beech hickory
do.,,o.d sycamore. willow. ash. elm, red ha" box
elder, sweet gum, spccwood black gum, black haw.
First Youn~ ELECTROMAGNETIC are You going to
deny Yourself during Lcntl
second NoIu- Chgrchwoman-l wanted new
PRAYER lool. drcadfuy hui arm going 20 do without 10
ana pat the money into my Easter bonnet instead
uoNcu Clulcn.
1.-The Boston Transcript" is a little uneasy bccH-e
tl- dog D, NOT property in common law. hui WHO
care. anythia. al. , common Lass in these days when
we have forty or nfiy high priced Lessl1ure' grinding
out uncommon laws ly the yard
4 well hnoyn compo.cr who has been married three
tiu,. divorced twice and sued for aumony once, is
AT work. ON a wedding mar'h. II De "cavc' ~ own
martial experiences Hto the r"mno-t'n' portion, OIL
if viii sound Ike Blind Tom, Thunder storm. WIN
hail and cyclone accompaniment lNorri>toNn Herald
Tho people who send to the River Jordan FOR
bopt,nlal water are not eo.u; 70 liayo things all
their own way There +, a patriotic Chicago man
now living in England who ha, sent for bottle II
Chicago River water. to be- used in bapthnS his
infant som But the chances that when the
officiating clergyman secs it DE Will refuse TO Use 10
ON the ground that Cook County real estate IS not
a lawful element in the ordinance Of baptism.
HOW IT WOULD BE.
I.-Bcforc the storm.
WhrIus down lightly.
Gl,tcnine Whitley
On the bare ground IN soft; ilcecy mound
How I long for IFS whttnc-,,
IT, cold dazzling brightness,
Floating and sitting!
For snow!
II-Aficr the Storm.
on.
This snow,
Nv arm, aching
Ny back Is brcalingl
Here, as / shovel. ! long for howell
In sunny cline
Where IT., hot al the time,
Trolling and sizzling,
Frying and irlAlngl
ON,
This snow
-Somcryc Journal
This is how some figures It out: From a
nushcl Of corn d~tlcr get, four gallon, Of whi,hey
which retails at SIG. The Government get, ~ go.
tno farmer who raised the gets 10 cents, the
railroad gets a ~, the manufacturer ge,t 81 the
retailer gets 81, and the consumer gets drunk. No
wonder 50 many Kansas farmers are using corn as
fuel
New Mother InIaw Jol:c.-Mother-in .law-So
your husband wants to get divorce
Daughter in aw-Ncs, he wants a divorce
Who is the cause of it-a woman
Nce and think You are the woman.
Well ! declare + he suppJ,cs I'd marry him in
case he got a divorce from you he is very much mi,
taken. / am sure | never gave HIM any encourage
ment .-(TeXas Siftngs.
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