Telegram-herald., 1890-10-26

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ta~ 1nz q DaA0nsy has lad both
ais osz .n1 as wifes relations strained
8y france. and AZ - almost ineviEable.
he Knows also th&s Il VII be ons of
these dlsagrseabls wars II wAlch he VIII
have the sxe.tsusnt u gettiRg some u
as most Indispensable brains sh0t oat
~lthoat the glory 0f victory. Though
he may tEtnk be i right. and that II Is
sstter - Do right tkAa % DC a relative
u the executive, he l. almost certain u
set dcne up ~ France. snd 80 home
carrying hls largest brains N a collar
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The king of Italy formed the foolish
habit q eating his hair pompad0ar
years ago. and now hs cannot make Il
stay down over AID over again ne has
written 90 me % knew what be should
90 IA order 10 destroy or alL2y al least
that appearance of surprise which his
erscs hair gives him lie says MS llfe Is
imolstsEed b. it, and that II Il were not
that be fears that he would frishten the
Seraphia he would willingly blow out
the gas and 50 home.
Pedro II. OF AlcansaFa. nsde "a assign
aent last year, and putting his throne
out Ia the carriage house with burlaps
over 10 he went abroad. telling the rump
senate and house OF Representatives 20
take their old empire and never 20
darken his doors again. When last
hes.rd Of he WAS preparing magic Ian
tern slide lecture on How TO Reign
with Least Fatigue. and What Style Of
Scepteg Is Best lifted for Indoor Reign
iag."
Leopold II. Of belgium. says that II
he could set the same salary from Phil
Armour for sncking hogs that he does
for reigning over Belgium be would DC in
Chicago early IL November, when the
great anniversary and carnival Of the
hog assassination Of Illinois is at its full
height. and be would have his clothes
sent 70 aim rllerward
KhUlalouk0ru l, king Of Sam. says
that he would rather run 4 soda fount-
ain than be king. BE gets al het mp IN
the middle Of the day, and his throne
fairly aches by o'clock at night
Mulcy Hassan. the saltan Of Morocco,
IS tired and sick OF his job. aud says that
if he coull take few Of MS best wives,
and a shotgun. and . wall tent. and 20
out camping for about eighty-fye years
and let the ldckers do the ruling them
selves. he would DC willing TO do il if no
could do 50 hcnora5ly, bat it's like Jay
Gould with bis money. he says The
thing has no doubt made slave Of him,
with biz iron collar on his neck that
leaves him never day or night, but curses
him even with the fear that he viii lose
il. and not only be again poor and
forgotten. but occasionally raked up
as IN example and jesred at by the mob.
That is why. as Muley Hassan says. a
man frequently clings 70 throne that
has big hornets nest in the base Of 1t.
He hates to Cult. and thus admit that he
was not Indispensable, or give the conf
mon people a chance 10 say unjust
things Of him when he is gone. lie is
like the colored man who held the bear
by the tail ard desired help 10 let 80.
Wales has been very successful in
some ways. He has feshed up first rate,
and ha also made 4 record as the Oldest
prince IN England, Ireland or Scotland.
He Is hooking real rugged. but his figure
reminds one Of disabled penchant with
q string around it.
GeCrgios ii, king Of Greece. is a som
nambuhst. and hardy a night passes
that re Goes not wander forth and fall
of the edge Of his kingdom somewhere.
he says If he feit sure that he had made
bis calling and election sure he would
not care how soon the summons came.
Es says he IS tired reigning over little
clearing like Greece. where the history
cf al the old family business is repeated,