New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-27
TIE TAX or THE DAY.

"The Boston Transcript rcIates this lite stos3
OF strcetcar manners: \ lady aud gentleman enter
. car ut the same monlnt-tho former by Tho rer
door. the latter by tho fot. The gentleman hastily
appropIines tho only vac1t scat. which happens to
be next TO an individual No Is evidently no, total
abstaIncr. The inebriated Pity rising from lis seat.
offers 1t to the lady. rcmaring at the Sane time,
Madame offer you my seat am drunk totay, but
tomorrow shall be sober; for that mar theru.'
pointing to the one who hal JIG lat down. no 10
hog to-day, and will lie n hog morrow" This u
q striking instance OF :" In vino .rtas."
"Youve been writing poetry to i.ter." said wilma
"Yes,' admitted the youth.
What kind Uf poem was thaoa,t ono you sent
:" ON, II was q sort II apostroplc.'
well, IL you'd % seen the way p acted when hn
saw H. you'd thought II was Who'll lot Of exclamSr
ton points. '-tWashlnston Post.
Tho pigs In clover' puzzle Is rang In soutA
Africa Probably they Will set tho gp some time
next year.
Democrat tell you. sir. unless they ook out the
Republicans will raise IIadc'.
viii bring the Democrat. TO tho surte.EIso,tos
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The cpitaph on tombstone l. often cpifHy. llov
much better 1t would have been to adminis.r utih
VI tho "tafy' during the life Of the dcpasd
"wcll. my dear madam. and how ar YOU ,oiayf'
40. doctor. ! have terrible pains NJ over ny shois
u
l tAnt sleep at all. and haven: pArteh Of
appetite.
-(Ficgendc Blatter.
A canton, China. paper. climates that 5000
people die every year IN China by aud hosd. bu
IL +, not satisfied. THE fact H. II ~marks with
cold bloodcd cynicism. the grcx need o China is the
sudden removal Of two or thr'. million nhsbitants
~ make elbow room for those wto are lct.'
lie Guessed n.-Jlmmy PERI Say. Mr.. Noodles, I
want IL tell YOU what .:>t:r sad about you.
Mr. ,, What a' s;er .a N.Y. .. aS1 did 20,
what do YOU meani'
she said you were a regular donkey. --lIAwrcna
American.
A Western religious paper prhc> int, the cowboy
style of rcvvali>tS who - much vogue now.
"will II lie long, II ASKS. "h!rc the fences u tie
cite, are adorned with ,!tho-rl and flaming posters
announcing the arrival Of The MAstodon EXanse'tio
| Combination rS
4 London editor says: Z" taeri, an hnmor Las
sort of stoc ;rinn"-. which a. Sc TIA al dire tly
I think. To the int'tJarriisc the whites Win the
alorlgina! lni,an>. American iunOr Has ulc rpu
iaon Of hem. original. Tut W. rin't suppose II was
al,O aLori. -tNorri,town Head.
II Is funny to read 81 ial var going on In Con.
| cord. " H. the point IL d.,'i.Son being whp arc
entitled to Lc col,id,''d bhi",yod,d ar,tocrat,.
Commenting on the wal, a GI paper says: "Is
will rc,iu.rc a.eulLin. I, 'e nut, -: the Nc\,,,c.
,,ur hundred, al beast two c.iaatiors %. ancestors
| who I'D not - ba;cfoo: up uihc time they wcS
! twcniy.un before tiy tan lie su,lcd u enei tAa
magic crclc where 'b!ovI Will t.
| WE WILL TRY 10 Sc. IT.
| World', Fair boom in N"vvork ggcw-
| Listen L. IL tai" III wv
| A boom Of some d.ui"n>i"n>. T.,
| Worked up by Whitney AMI iNcw,
| Only l., SIC /, ts"Ib" ihg""-h-
Listen I" IT. tab 81 We.
| Hart trials fbr them two.
| Lille Whitney and Dpw
| And all the other bouilcFs. toe
| Alas, (hirasotd, y. d. H..
| Boo. hoo! BS,. h~
Listen To thr.r tale OK voc.
oh, do. oh. d.:
| Listen to their tale 81 woe!
| -,Wa,hDcu star
! The Carpenters Union Il SPOKANE fal. HI, pub>
ll>h,d circular warmth: all NEE hdnics toecp away
! from spokane Falls, the ground that ~, /, 10
| work Toy those who already there. Wis r,Ay
| Ice takea Ia mean that there too many iyh.n,s
! IN that town nov. Gr that those who arc tic d,u'
want ally competition.
| The Honeymoon: she Ny dear. tell me vi YOU
Iooh - eros. lul should have -, rcs ru La.
/ Remember you and | on". now.
Ilc-Wcl tn" landlord doesn't seem ~ th'nlSo,
| any how.-lliCk Nc i.