New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-11-30
TIE TALK or THE DAY.


The Princeton boys are saying that anyhow 1t W.
big victory last year.
His Ideas Not wanted-Great Edtormfou Wsnt 70 b
Mr. Deake with pardonable pride)-l was graduated
from Harvard and took post course at yale
letcaly YOU must have good pair of legs! Suppose
you start collecting bicycle notes for our Connections
edition 1.-The Ep0ch.
A speaker at an antitobacco meeting In washington
the other day frankly admitted that, under certain
circumstances the use of tobacco resulted in the
ing of M This caused great CONSERVATION In the meet
ing, until she-for it was a woman-explained ner
remark by saying that cannbals Will, under no cir
cumstances eat missionary who Is tobacco user
To the good ladies present, this was conclusive but
the argument might work just the other way with
young man who preparing to go as missionary
among cannibals. He would begin to use the "hlthy
weed simply as a measure Of self-proteoton
AVAIL FROM BOSTON.
The Browning and the IOsen fads are getting worn and
NV interest in Tolsto too, has recently grown cold;
And cry Of pessnlstic boresIf want fad that's
pleasant cheerful little fad. that won't wear out the
That won't disturb my sleep at night, or call for con-
fad that's inexpensive, too-this between me ana
Is Just the fad Pm looking for-provided 1t is new.
OF course it must be quite select. since am Boston
And, IlEs my fellow Bostonese would sneer II
Unless he played it Just in tune on every note he blew
fad to suit me must be choice and 1t must DC oian'
1t ought to be religious though might do quito well
II it Implied startling views disbelief In hell
If it were based on Brahmic faith from any point OF
Pm quite sure it would please me-provded It were
new.
assist me- r solicit hP a. y s
newt -(Somerville Journal.
The United Evangelists Of Camden, N. j., cee.
brated Thanksgiving Day by the ceremony Of feet
washing. Two small tubs, one for each sex, were
provided, and twelve women and four mon who
wanted their feet clcansed calmly removing their
shoes the tubs filled with water were placed In mont
of and on either side of the pulpit platform They
then marched up the tubs with towels thrown over
their shoulders. Brother Smith, the leader and ex-
horter first placed his feet in the water, while Brother
Conard dropped on his knees and humbly washed his
chiefs extremities. Another man then washed
Brother COnard's feet. ~ feel If could take the
lowest drunkard or the most abandoned woman and
make them clean. WASH sisters and brethren; wash
out your SINS and you'll be happy" remarked Brother
smith "Im happy, but it wasn't the devil that
made me happy. Oh Pm happy, Pm happy; Pm
on my way to Zion." With such easy road to
happiness available, nobody should remain miserable.
Brown-Ah been abroad. EN- Have q good pas
eGray-splendid; sea as calm as mill pond. Wasn't
Brown.Then you must have had good time;
Gray-NOt a bit OF It,. Nobody else was SICK.
didn't enjoy the trip at all.-(Boston Transcript.
When the Empress Of Austria desires to travel
incognito she passes as Mrs Nicholson, Of Corfu
OF course no one presumes to 90 behind the returns
but it is noticed that nothing is too good for xss
Nicholson, Of Corfu, when she travels.
THE CHAPERoN.
take my chaperOn to the play
She thinks she's taking me.
And the gded youth who owns the bsR,
proud young man is he
But how would his young heart be hurt
That not for his sweet sake 80
Nor yet TO see the trining show;
But to sec my chaperon hirt.
Her ewes beneath her snowy hair
There's scarce a wrinkle in her hand
SO delicate and iine.
And when my chaperon Is seen,
They come from everywheIe-
The dear old boys with siivery hair.
With old-time grace and ld-time ~
To greet their od-time queen.
They bow as my young Midas hero
The dancing masters do not teach
That gracious reverence nowa
with T rSeSeI play I1 their Old parts through.
OF hearts that broke In ufty-two-
Now none the worse for IT,
And as those aged crickets chirp
I watch my chaperon's face.
And see the dear old features take
new and tender grace
And in her happy eyes l see
Her youth awakening bright,
With all Its hope, desire. deliahe-
An me wish that were quito
As young-as young as she
"' '"' IN. e. Bunner In Puck.
We violate no confidence In saying that few fan
students who came into town on Thanksgiving Day
With a pocketful of rocks went home with brick 10
their hats.
Tn Illinois man has been fined fifteen dollars 10!
kissing a woman against her Will. and an ONO c9un
has punished a man T. the tune OF 5000 for sinns
offence. Now this Is OUTRAGEOUS when tnese ,s HIN
we're Infants think of the women VINO sisse1 tno,,
against their WILL And when man grows up snail
Inc bo fined If he attempts to retsliat.l No. fhoussas
times mol No. men and brethren. insist upon lnsScc
upon the righteousness OF lex talionis q sppnee
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