Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1890-03-21
MIR. AND MRS. BOwSER
BY MRS. BOWSER.

IUIlutu out TO NE. NO one must get the
idea that Mr.. Bowser and | Quarrel. We
simply have our peculiarities. same rs the
average husband and wife On +be 9th
of last December. two DAYS after Christ
mas. Mr.. Bowser wanted 10 mt mn a hracll-
ct in the sitting-room, and he called to me
to bring him the corkscrew
Have YOU lost YOUR head?'' he demand
ed as | handed 1t to him.
mo, sir"
''Didn't YOU hear me saw gimlet?'
You said corkscrew. 8"
"Neverr'
Yes Won did, Mr.. Bowser" said the
cook. who had luckily overheard him.
Don't | know the difference between a
corkscrew and screw-driver?'
"A minute ago YOU said gimlet. Mr..
Bowser. What is it YOU really want
a corkscrew. gimlet. screw-driver. PIN
GERS. milestone. brush-broom. brace and
bit. or what?"
Il want to inform Won " he repIied as
he flung the bracket under the Iounue-
Il want to inform Won in letters six feet
high that I'll be INTERNALLY smashed to
squash if l get you Christmas present
next year,
Mr. Rnwsarr'
Il won't. even if Won oct down on vour
knees to mer''
And about the 10Th of Jannarv. one even
inc after s sumner he bromprbf in M tba oil
mo from tba barn. and Of course ! in
1nired What he ,y,S como 10 do
Mr. Rou-so, y Io berra,, !, +bo Ioft,,
way Of bTshSnI who i 7rararaJ l 10 n ,aSe
his wife fake hack seat .!v0, have I
,,TasT,na LnorJ Of Ina+barS,,
Yes sir ~ " '''''''
..Ieatbar ~ Won nrobabIv do not know
and yvo1Id ,,a,o,. All o,t bI,+ fra,,, ,',a -
fba hide off tbe bnc Of :' = CERTAIN o nr;n'1I "
am N ~ n cow y stnoT. atc NE b;In "f q
horse is called bo,,sn-bijn - ~ '''>'N VI
II thou,rh+ II wos rlliad daar-sl,in - 7
ronIiad willino, to La c,,,sbad
t.SLi No joII+ won, ia All ,,.,,,,o,,
,,roLaL,- 10 Ma r;Io IS ,,if i Wiz" oniIoI
aaI Hg,i ~ III l''''' u ''i /" '''''e'
..II,,n- ,,.o,, lorf,,I NJ, Ro,,,,o,.r Do+lo,,
+,l,a ~ eff 1biIa bn ~ iiIa9 GaIrn, a (L !
Sbnd tboi TidnS i +,o , f, do the,,9 on 0h
how I wish ! had yonr i[nowied %a aIE
..Yo,,,. baai oo,,id ,,oa. ,,,t5;,, = NTrs
Rowser he answered. T I'G trIeJ almost rS ' 10
death over the IGNORANCE | nretended
But to resume. Leather is the hide OF
an animal mt +hroupb 81 urocass called
f,n"n ,i EVAN e nfor ho;noP I tannoJ TG y
All &c ,a,o 'i''i '''' ''''i''' II l.
i''. ..I pi ! l'0 nossih,e2"
.Tbnsa Iro,as ,,7nrta a. +bor oro admit
wa+a,, Tb9t's how Won M l,ct ToIr feat
damn
rs that tbn raasop2"
If is. and now | am ooino 70 beat
no+ure Inv flIinc, those ,oraS with oil and
TINS kanI ont t6a wotnI
"With inseed oiI9''
"Cerfainiy :
"Rnt Father and Tom usad 70 usa casio,
oil. They said tbe other oils prevented
their shoes from takinu a shine afterwards
AID made the leather sficly = " ~ ~
OH tbev did9 WeII What vour fatbe,
and Ton, Jcr,t l-,ov, about Ioat,or ,T ,,IlI
MILO max y Lia hook y ''''(' '''l'o1 "N'''
II H. % ~ tlo al I,;,l = :, ,ll,s
VI ~ "l,, - l,'' L - - ~,
On Soiie W. 'ils pen an iGi 4Hei 1 n -
m lIe on shine II wns NO oo He rnbbef
H., ,,aoi-+;a aI,+ost C,.a,. 10 Lao1, &c IL.
head he's T 6n Steam nower conjn 5aHe % dome
if He @nit 6rnSbing and called to me
afr;d of j. i ,o i;, ~ no hold
m' f az ''l'' u ~ ie''le'' do ie iie'o
Wy IN. IN r00 DIV d;l,, y ,,o,, GOV, %,
- , IA wy '-''i' 0' say So
w. yo,, bo,,a ,,o,o o,d s,,o;Iod
+boso ~ ss sboo lT9 nave soie anu SpoiIe'
M Ro,,-sor toId ,o,, +ba+ I;,soad oil
would ROY, In. +bar, s+ini-vanJ
.otrd +,-a1t ,'> 10 toI Won ,o,+ bo,o
now tbat Won, ,yo,'+ ,rot No Cbr;s+,,,as
nresant novf yearNnot eyep a candy cati',
bn ;ilto.,,I,,+oJ bo Lane.oJ H.
ne o. as lie 49, MS nav
on On us He"u 70 TAKE d ""ih aIouhu 'he
"'T ", Uol.,,o,- ou,7oro5 o,,4 l,,f -,,o.,,
IL ~ '','l y; ,q IT,, a. ,ilc
ne tfnt up PqlHeF ba ana %Pem proved
oy Ille COON Lil"V 1T WIS ilil''"Neil' ie 'uiil-
ed . away with; = ~ r5 a.; 49,.
~ wen II yTE ''1n ''loIH llilS SUI
Vi Iililig' can II rather nave peace;
OF course; out next Christmas eve VIII
MAKE everything an rlghI. i, lou II oe
looking Tor present ou0 you Il LOOK III
NaI1.
IN APrll we were IaVili9 IToIiial4e'l
game OF eucIlfe one night anu TOOK MS
KING ..{T or SPaoesI VIII " p the ace, ..vl4
mat cool. ne re n a. g., W nat
sort OF a game do you call this:
'Euchre.
well, you hand that trick over here!
''What for? | took 1t.
Not muchi The ace don t take no king
in this game!'
of course it does. The ace is next to
the left bower,
"Fvervbodv knows II =
Then EVERYDAY i a fool The king Is
above +be ace of course. That's WHY fhe