The enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 188?-1899, 1890-05-28
HUNTINGDON.

Il
May 20, 80.
DEAR EDITOR 1T may be OF interest to
your readers living nearer the northern
lights 70 know what is being done IN the
darker and more tropical regions of our
county concerning r. r. r. q do not mean
Railways Ready Relief, but rail road re-
form). For several years parties have con-
cieved the project of filling the missing
link between Akron and Chicago Junction,
yet.noi until recently has 1t been demon
strated that your humble servant was the
Darwin Iscariot whose bowels should
be gofed out in order to satiate the avari-
cious desires Of an unmerciful monopoly.
The command made at the time creation
was born, "What is thy neighbor's thou
shalt moi covet," has been lost sight of by
the latter-day saints who have substituted
| Il am monarch OF all survey,
| And my right there are none to dispute"
An allegorical sketch may serve to indi-
cate the present status of affairs.
There has been trouble all over the world
Since out Of the garden our parents were
| hurled.
Then sin hatched nest full OF throubes, and
they
Have matched out a million to bite us to-day.
i, And II seems the desire to raise Cain
has never ceased, for
The smiles Of proud fancy prove horrible grIns,
And our cushions Of comfort are stuck full OF
pins.
Tell me, brother editor. Why was It de-
creed that |, like the Democratic party,
should be "of few days and full of trouble"
The X of the universe. as you may suppose.
The Western Reserve. broad and fair,
Yet never had dreamed the length OF my toes
Prevented from stepping elsewhere.
Yet SO il seems. Our neighbors over the
line fail 70 hear my feeble song
rrhat mercy to others show
That mercy show to me-"
CHAPTER II.
And Il came TO pass on a, certain day
pond tsue train of mules, traps, &C.,
tbog = leave the genial cline Of "Dixie
lind md 1850 -
To New London town they bent their way.
Where. they had oft been told,
The streets, so broad, so fine and gay,
Were paved with shining gold.
Arrived in town. no gold they found.
Their ears were long and sorei
They camped themselves upon the ground,
Close BY Josephus' door.
awaiting working orders, signing for the
0lesb pots of Egypt and singing 81 wish
we're In Dixie" when, 10 and behold, came
marching orders for Medina. Now the
chief priests and scribes took council to-
gether as to what this meant, the must
clans and soothsayers supposing II was the
death knell Of their r. r. One, reader
of the law and teacher in Israel, advised
them TO submit TO the Powers that be.
One Glide realized that every dog should
have his Day. One Josephus who, like
o.' VI V' LOO eoO" 'Ae " -'1
ylon ana the uestrucuon Oh Jerusalem' re-
membered Absalom's mule likewise went
away, comforted his brethren BY saying,
"loose him and let him 70, for Lodi hath
need Of him. The zephyr's breezes waited
the malden's song, "Wilt Thou Come No
More Gentle DonkeyT till the shadows of
eyentide compelled them to retire dream
ing of Oliver Goldsmith's description of
the deserted village" The orders came
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