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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1890-11-07
THEIR LITTLE JOKE.
Three Members OF Congress Mystify
New Capitol Guide

Three Members OF Congress Mystify q
New Capitol Guide
There arc not many Irishmen in this
Congress. Three OF the best known
sons Of Erin are Lawlcr, McAdoo and
Quinn. This trio walked UP % the
Capitol together the other morning,
writes a Washington correspondent.
and az the door OF the r1tunda
were mot by new guido who
wanted % show them the sights q the
building. The three Congrcssucn con-
sentcd, and were talscu into statuarv
hall 20 hear the echoes. Now vou
stand right here said tho guide,
placing the trio on the wcIl-lznovu
stones, and listen Viii move back
utty-hvo feet and whisper 20 you. and
you VIII hea- my voice as IL ! were b-
your side AL this was done, and the
guide whispered, then spoke, and lnaI-
~ shouted, but not word did either Of
the trio hear. Thinking that probably
ne had made . mistake and put
his victims on tho wrong stones. he
moved them against the wall and
said 20 them; This il the wlisuorinv
gallery. You stand here and I vim 20
across the room and whisper against tho
"r'-+' A'- NAAA lAtAE lAt AS II Al-t az
your ear Again the guide whispered
but me5 with no response. Then ne
gradually raised his voice % a shout,
out the trio of Congressman kept their
ears against the wall and made no sign.
heJolning his customers, tho guide ox-
planned that FOR some reason, probably
on account OF tho humidity in the at
mosphero, the echoes were not working
Wen to-day and invited his guests 20
take look at the House Of Representa-
'ves- Arriving AZ tho main entrance
tho Congressman startod % walk in.
when tho guido seized their arms and
tod thcm they couldn't go in thcro-
that was only FOR members. ~u. YES
but we can, said Mr.. Lawlcr and din
ping tne ast2nishcd guide one dollar tte
joking trio disappeared within.
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SYMPATHY WASTED.
HOyS stYeSt Ga.nIns Fooled Many Kind
Hearted persona-


1t IS seldom that the New York street
urchiu falls to get amusement out Of any
,hing where he secs the chance. Some
youngsters saw an opportunity recently
in the union OF the following elements:
a pair Of trousers, an old jacket and
vest, hat and some straw. The straw
was put in the other clcments, and tho
whole, when completed, mado q very
fair specimen Of the genus tramp"
Tho boys carried the figure around TO q
neighboring church, and placed 1t in a
position which was skillfully intended
TO givo the impression to passcrs-by Of
iellow-being in agony. Then they hid
to watch developments, says the New
York Times. a lady and gentleman
passed the church. "Oh, look at that
poor follow, Johni He seems to be III. -
remarkod the lady. Tho small bows
didn't say any thing, but kept their eyes
on John" John" who was a courtly
cavalier of the oldcn days, benevolently
went up and touched the figure, saying
whats the matter with you, my man?''
He did not wait 10 get an answer, bur
left suddenly, and his departure was
pUnctuated by various cat calls and
scoflng remarks.
Many persons passed the figure, and
mahy, overcome by emotions of pity,
when up and spoke words Of kind en-
couragement to it, patted II on the
shoulder, shook IT, and thcn went away
quickly, accompanied by cries OF "Git
de ambulance fur de man, boss! Call der
cop! He's McGinty's brother, boss!" and
various other expressions Of American
lied Anglo-SaXon that were more or less
forcibly understood by those who heard
them.
The urchins kept it up until one OF
their number suggested carrying the
figure to the park and make a soo'cido
or murder" The idea was seized. and
the poor agonizod figure was hurried
from the church steps and borne of into
the surrounding darkness with a veil
that made nervous old lady who was
standing on the street corner shiver and
cxclaime to her aged companion
"Laudy! look at those boys a-torment.
in that poor man"
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1890-11-07
PRESERVING HUSBANDS
How 60 Troat Men so That They "
Prove JOY FoTeyer.

How 80 Treat Men SO That They v.
Prove JOY FoTeyer.
At a recent meeting Of the No-1
Club at MarshaIltorn, a., Mrs A.
Young caused quito q stir by BE-. ,
sponso TO the toast: "Our Hls1al-
Quoting Burns, Mrs. Young began
Husband, husband cease your s'r-i9.
No longer IDLY rave SIR;
Though l an your welded wife,
Yet I'm not your slave sir ~
Glow shall we preserve oj --5
bauds?' continued Mrs. Young
selecting your husband you sao-- .
be guided by tho siIyury apqea1-a.7
in mackorcl Nor by the golden ..-
found in salmon. BE sure % se-a-. =
yourself, as tastes differ. DO no.
market for him, as the best are -.''
brought 10 your door. Il Is far 'r..-.
have none, unless You know l0N @s.
serve them. Some women do ~
keeping him in Lot water. u--.s-
them freeze by their carclcssnes' o.
difference. Some keep ,l.m IL . =. -
by irritating ways and moods. ~
roast them or keep tLcu IN l--A.
their lives.
1t can not be expected TIM. 81: =
band will be tender and good 4.'-''.
in this way Tho only true "'y
with him is 70 preserve A-- 81.
this your must have a prcser'.--
Of the finest porcelain; oT " .-
unattainablc, an ear,a,l"a'' y.
kin will do with care. -.
the linen in which he Is
served is nicely prepared. ~.
tho kettle with Il strong SIX g..- ...
comfort, as tho one called 'a-+ r..
10 be weak, and he nigh, Iy O-' r.
kettle and bo burned. (Ao- d.
member that husbands are -A.
and Holsters, thoy have % DO s...
while alive.) Mako . clear 7..,
out OF love, noatRcss snd cAe'..
Set him as near the fire as ,s
agree with him. II he spl,.e.s II
zles, do not be anxious, some ri
viii do this until they are l-' n
Add "a little sugar Occa7loAA.-'
form OF what confecti0nerS 90" ..I
but be careful to avoid pepper q n
gar, az those things spoil th' no. o.. d
little spice improves tAcm' .-'a 81
be used with good judEuea.'. J~ d
stick any sharp instrument NT M. u
sec if he is becoming ten tenao5.i ,,.5ir Is Is,
him gently, watching tho VIE ...r- Fl
lie too hat and close IN me ~, Il
then he soon becomes spoA'S
less. Watch him carefully a--
not fail 10 know when he i- 'o- Il
"If thus treated, you wi.i All-
a well-preserved husband INA. ma b,
Joy 70 you aud the chiLaI'a
viii keep as long 70 you nee- -b.5'
less you becsme careless Bh1
TOO cold a place --rs -
"A king for the bcaut!sal realm s-l %
And a man that tho Mao - -
ShAsi look upon as hc d'l ... '.,.
And say-it il very god.
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JOHN e. FINCH,
DBALKR IN
Golden Wedding Rye : WhSkiGS
Isg " ATM ss7gvE-- PrTTsu,-pe d.

Oldest established house in the city, where
nothing but pure goods are put up Strictly for
.Emily and medicinal use. Nothing better than
Golden Wedding. Next on the list Guck-
enheiue-,s, Gray's Monongahela Rive: those
goods are leading brands. Brandies Of vintage
OF ISIS Gu hand. Gins, Holland and Domestic.
also old Tom Finch's Golden Wedding 81 90
for fuil quart, fOr e.. 90; Guckenhefper's me
samei MononEahela. $500 per dozen Wines.
$500 per tozOus 3 90 for one-half dozen. Secure
" boxed. Also have in stock, Grandfather's
Choice. e. S2.O0 per gallon, barrels at specila
Fatea- Apr. s5, go -ly
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When Yoa Arc Dead.

ne Prize Of 10000 francs offered ~,
the French Academy for some ce-,.3yy -
test Of death, looking 10 the Trevor.i -
- -'.-is Ing buried alive, vas given 70 =
si'i@n VINO announces that on hold
-Hs the hand OF the supposed dead nor
soh 20 a strong light, if living a scarIe,
-!ngo as seen where tho fingers toucb
showing that the blood continues - -
cu.a'e' there being no scarlet when tbo
subject Is really dead
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Indian river, Michigan las %. O,
Ash one that no one seems 10 -'
in any other water 7.-',- III.
rock bass. The rock bass o' f.s
York lakes Is especially o'-.'-.f-.
tts enormous mouth and F.I
eyes. The Indian river l-.- -,,-..r.
the red eyes and every othgI thg,-,. ,' is.
the lake rock bass, but !is -l-
than half the size. II 10 ','- -... Il,
and takes the trout fly SO ,--a q
il as great an aunoEaA'. .
fisherman ON Indian rive
nou,bod relative is % ah. . r.. .8
bass on Lake heuza ana -
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saracinns snarrnws.

The little English sparrows in New
York have learned new dodge since
electric lights replaced gas in the city
parks. When the current is turned of
at dawn the bottoms of the globes are
filled with thousands of insects which
have been attracted by the light and
killed The sparrows come around after
the globe has cooled of, slide down The
carbons and devour the insects.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-12-09

Novelties in full dress shirts
BAsT-TERRY MER. Co., 142 Main ST.
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Smoking jackets, dressing gowns and
bath robes.
BAsT- TERRY MER. Co. 142 Main st.
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A FEW REASONS WHY ST. PATRICK
PILLS ARE POPULAR,

Because they never disappoint.
Because they produce a pleasant ca J.
thartic effect
Because they not only pbysic, but cleanse
the whole system and regulate the liver
and bowels
For sale at 25 cents per pox by z. C.. NJ
/. drug department.
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PROVO POINTS.

We have heard no complaints about the
weather for long time.
The sprinkler, with its beautiful adver-
tisement, has vanished from our gaze.
If Witcher Jones gets his waterWorks in
running order by Christmas time he will
have to begin operations now soon.
The stores and confectionery establish
ments are already making displays of holi-
day goods which attract the attention of
the passing crowds to their show windows.
We notice number of posters about
town announcing lottery schemes, which
could not appear in The HERALD or pass
through the United States mails. 1t is now
understood that the "kreutzer Sonata"
was excluded from the mail because it con-
veys the idea that marriage is lottery,
and not because it was regarded as OBJ
scene literature.
The stalwart young men in the several
ecclesiastical wards of this city, have
hauled from the caiions and contributed
the usual quantum of firewood for the beue-
fit of the poor, and the young ladies have
manifested their approval by making a
supper and dance in honor of the young
men who contributed the fuel for the poor
This has become custom with the young
people of Provo, and is certainly more
commendable than the silly custom of a lot
of their scanty means to surprise their en-
ploye- or boss with costly presents.
| The district schools and also the select
schools IN Provo are patronized as never
| before, so there has been some difficulty tC
provide sufficient school room for all the
children. A person passing the Central
school at intermission and seeing the hui.
dreds of happy children there playing in
the yard would be apt to think all the
youths of the city had met there, and &
similar scene may be witnessed at either
the West or East school, or at the 3. Y
academy and other sectarian schools, ant
the Proctor academy. The interest mani
tested in school matters seems to have in
creased in the same ratio as the increased
attendance under the new school law
Parents who could not afford to send theil
children to school have become interested
and this general interest has inspired tn
teachers to devote their best efforts, ant
we have as efficient force of teachers il
Provo as can be found elsewhere. An in
teresting chapter could oe written of tn
schools in Provo, but man would neces
sarily have to visit the schools and then b
very careful what he wrote or he woul
have the schoolmarms down on him. B.
Provo, Dec. s, 1890.
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Sohmer Pianos.
A NOTEWORTHY EXCEPTION.

From the Kimbau IS. d. Graphic.
While the columns of the Graphic are
open to any and all unobiectionable adver
tisements, yet it is quite impossible for us
TO speak knowingly of the merits of the
various articles of merchandise advertised
Particularly is this true of patent medi-
cines. But there are exceptions occasionally,
and noteworthy exception is the cele-
brated Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
This now universally known medicine
has been advertised in the Graphic for
four or five years but not until recently
had we any personal knowledge of it's Won
derful efficacy which has come about
through the prevailing influenza and the
stubborn cough that has so often attended
it. In the writer's family this medicine
has on several occasions this winter cured
cough that baffied any and al other
remedies; and the number OF families in
Kimball aud vicinity, in which this remedy
has been used with like effects, attests to
its value as specific for coughs and colds
of every nature. For sale by L. G. NJ. l.
drug department
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Angel Bros. lumber yard, No 625 First
East
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$500 Reward !!

WE will pay the above reward for any of Liver
Complaint Dyspepsia Sick Headache, Indigestion Con-
stipation or Costiveness cannot cure with Vests
Vegetable Liver Pills when the directions strictly
complied with, They are purely Vegetable and never
fail to give satisfaction. Sugar Coated Large oxes.
containing 30 Pills, IS cents Beware of counterfcits
and limitations. The genuine manufactured only by
THE JOHN C. WEST COMPANY, CHICAGO, ILL.
Sold by Johnson Pratt&Co., Druggists
SALT LAKE CITY.
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CHRISTMAS EVE.

We wish to call special atten-
tion to the fine assortment CT
goods in our Art Dep artment,
including Choice Books in Ella
borate bindings. Statuett IS,
Bisque Flowers, and a splendid
line Of Beautiful Cards for
Christmas and New Years Pres :
ents, from Prangs and other
celebrated establishments. This
department is in charge OF
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-12-09
FOR THREE DAYS ONLY.

James G. Mcdonald & Co., candies.
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Commencing Monday, December sth, first
special sale of handkerchiefs at Csc Re-
duced one-half from regular prices.
~ A. RANsOHoPF
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BRICK BRICK

Can be supplied by the Utah Manufac
turing and Building company. Mill Creek
p. o. box, LOO; telephone 34S, city.
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Billiards. Horehound syrup For Whooping

For the sick, the weak and the ailing.
nothing is so good as Old Jed's pure old
bourbon and rye whisky.
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Embroidered suspenders.
tBAsT-TERRY MER. Co., 142 Main st.
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ment jigs and seven Frue vanners. Its
capacity is about seventy-fv tons per day
of twelve hours. Altogether the Crescent
has fifteen miles of underground workings.
At the mine and concentration it employs
about one hundred men, and the average
monthly pay roll, for labor alone, is 1900
1t has paid s22o, 600 in dividends and never
levied an assessment. The total output to
date has been over s., 100000. The output
for the year ending September 30, 1890,
was ID, ~. 949 pounds Of second class ore,
and SS3 tons OF first class, which includes
the product Of the ground worked under
lease.
The buildings at the mine are fitted with
hose, for protection from fire, the water
being brought from the lake at the head OF
the canon. The mine is now under the
management of Mr.. James McGregor, as
managing director, who is ably assisted by
Mr.. James Hickey, foreman in charge.
The condition of the mine speak volumes
of praise for the management, and is evil
dence that it is being scientifically worked.
| The concentration Is under the direction OF
Mr.. E. Stringer, who has thorough knowl-
edge of the business with which he is con-
nected, as shown by his success. MIR. II.
M. Hinsdell, the secretary of the company
and Mr.. Thos. Stringer, conduct the affairs
at the office. The present officers of the
company are L. H. Whitney, president,
Grand Rapl0S, Mich. {; j. IL. NlcnolS, VICE
president, Salt Lake city; H. M. Hinsdell
secretary, Park City; w. S. Mccormick, OF
Salt Lake city, treasurer, and James Nc
Gregor, manager. Among those who have
| been connected with the management Of
the Crescent in the past and have don't
good service in Its behalf, are E. P. Ferry
j. r. Nichols. j. j. DAILY, p. p. Porter
Stuart Stephenson, Charles H. Getsch an(
Chester FL. Whitney.
| That the Crescent is great mine and
permanent one, is fact. 1t has its great
est prosperity before it, and for years Il
come it will be source of wealth to Parl
City and the country in general.
Billiards. Horehound syrup For WhoOpins
| Cough
There is no remedy in the world which
will give such prompt relief in whoopins
cough as Billiards. Horehound Syrup.
will positively cure it. If you will try it
1our children will not keep you awake al
night coughing. Billiards. Horehount
Syrup is the most cooling and soothing
remedy for consumption, coughs, colds
bronchitis and asthma, in the world. 1t il
free from opium 1t builds up new tissue
strengthens the lungs, and is an incom
parable remedy, made of the best ant
purest materials. If your lungs are veal
and you have tickling in your throat yo1
need it'll.
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DELICIOUS WARN BEVERAGES.

The decoctions served to the thirsty and
cold at the Occidental are delicious, pure
and superior. First-class wines, liquors
beers, aies and cigars. Family supplies q
speciality.
AUER & MURPHY, Proprietors.
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Largest second hand store in the city.
Buys all kinds of second hand goods at the
highest prices, and sells at the lowest. All
kinds of goods exchanged.
Opposite City Hall,
127 and l29 East, First South,
Telenhone 100
Arizona republican., 1890-10-22
PERSONAL.

c. B. Lewis, William Standage and w. J. LeBarron were down from Mesa yesterday.
 w. s. Taylor, Pittsburg, is at the Mills House.
 A. NJ. Franklin, of Tempe, was in the city yesterday.
 Hon. w. II. Hardy leaves today for his home in Mohave county after an i'm portant session of the Insane Asylum Board.
 Thirty thousand sheets of official bal lot paper were expressed from the Sec retary of the Territory's office to Tomb stone this morning.
 J. s. Taylor, one of the largest cattle owners of Arizona, came in from Cali fornia yesterday and will take a trip out to his ranch in Tonto Basin.
 w. H, Lemon, manager, and wife, w. II. Lewis, treasurer, and thirty-seven members of the Cleveland's Minstrels are registered at tbe Mills House.
 J. s. Taylor, Garedo, Texas; A. NJ. Franklin, Tempe; D. $. Thomas and wife, Fort Smith, Arkansas; Mrs. E. Thomas, Richmond, Ind; Mrs. A. l.. Pogen, Richmond, Ind, are registered at the Commercial.
Arizona republican., 1890-10-22
ELECTRIC FLASHES.

On complaint of the Democratic Cam paign committee of Chicago, twenty negroes were arrested yesterday, charged with illegal registration. Many more warrants are out.
 General J. c. Sullivan, who com manded a division under Rosecrans and who fought in the battle of Iuka, died at Oakland, Cal, yesterday from the results of hemorrhage.
 II. Vanderbrook, late superintendent of bridges of the Union Pacific Railway, committed suicide yesterday at Colfax, Wash, by.drowning, it is supposed dur ing fit of temporary insanity.
 A collision occurred yesterday on the Elgin, Joliet and Eastern Railway be- tween two freight and construction trains. Thomas LawlOr, foreman of the construction gang, was killed and eight others injured.
 Pete Mccartney, one of the most famous counterfeiters in the United States, died at the penitentiary at Columbus, Ohio, yesterday. He was serving ten-year sentence for passing counterfeit money in New Orleans, in 1888.
 The largest dry goods store in Falls City, Wash, owned by Stark Bros, was entirely destroyed by fire yesterday morning. The postofiice was in the building, and all mail and records were burned. Loss about $7O00; partially in- sured.
 The North German Lloyd steamer Spree, from Bremen, arrived at New York yesterday, after somewhat tedious passage. She experienced severe westerly gales and was obliged to stop several times, owing to trouble with the air pumps
Arizona republican., 1890-10-22
PREFERRED LOCALS.

YARMOUTH, Maine, July z, 1890.
 have seen those White Bronze Mon uments, and Headstones in Austria, Germany and Italy, and those that had been set for three hundred years looked as fresh and new as though they had been set one day. That was in coun- tries where granite and marble were very cheap, but the White Bronze they use in preference to marble.
 CAPT. DAVID LOWELL.
 For full information address, E. E.. Bridgeman, Agent, P. 0. Box No. z, Phenix, Ariz.
 Reeds baggage transfer will call for and deliver baggage to any part of the city, will receive and exchange cheeks on the NJ. X F. railroad. Delivers to and meets all trains. Will do all kinds of handling freight, having several large trucks. Leave orders with Wells, Fargo X Co. 15l-tf.
 Best rooms in the city, with free baths, at the Vendome. Free bus. 149-tf MILLS HoUsE.-New and frst-class. Best table in the city. Free 'buss to trains. In center of city. 144-tf
 For a frst-class breakfast go to the Maricvpa House, at Maricopa.
 WASTED-A few regular boarders at the Log Cabin Dining Room, on Jeffer- son street. 133-163
 Mrs. c. II. Bury will reopen her pri- vate school about October l for the fall and winter months. 1lS-tf
Arizona republican., 1890-10-22
Insane Asylum Directors.

The Board of Directors of the Terri torial Insane Asylum held session yes terday. A contract was ordered with the Phoenix Electric Light Company, whereby that company will extend its lines to the Asylum and furnish all illumination needed in the institution, by means of incandescent lamps. This will necessitate extension of the present wires from Patton's Park.
 The secretary was instructed to cor respond with the Board of Supervisors of Cochise county as to the disposal ot the child born to Anna Radoyich, a patient from the county named.
 Several other matters of minor inn portance were then attended to, after which the Board adjourned.
Arizona republican., 1890-10-22
Board of Supervisors.

The Board of Supervisors met at 10 o'clock, yesterday, pursuant to adjourn ment, and allowed the following claims : w. J. Milton, labor on road. District No. 6, $3l c. s. Harrington, labor on road, District No. 1, $72.50; w. NJ. Breaken- ridge, survey potters' field, SS; A. J. Peters, jurors fees, $2; St. Claire X Pratt, stationery, S2S.25; D. II. Burtis, pipe for hospital, $l.6O; A. NJ. Franklin, Justice tees, $42.l0; Phoenix Water Works Company, water, S6O; Elljla Ruiz, rent of room for indigent, Sl0,50; James Richards, registering, S2O.40 Elijia Ruiz, rent of rooms for Martha Sander, indigent sick, $20; J. NJ. Mon- tano, supplies for indigent, $l06.
 The resignation of A. NJ. Franklin as Justice of the Peace of Phoenix precinct was accepted to take effect upon the ap- pointment and qualification of his sue ceSsor.
 The Board then adjourned until next Monday