St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-03-09

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Why is p. Halifax Gibbons not In
vited to introduce John Boyle o. Reilly
tonight?
How much did the hair dealer pay
Col. Badger for those breeze perco-
lators? w.
Why has the Thistle Foot Ball club
not engaged S. c. Lewis?
Why do not the bloodthirsty victims
Of the st. Paul Sunday blackmailing
sheet carry out their threats OF veE-
geance on the self-cOnfeSSed reporter?
Did ex-Ald. Phillips have any designs
upon the library board when he offered
them the use of carriages to view the
South side site for branch?
viii Golghtly Morrill, hold open air
meetings in the projected half Of the
Calvary Baptist church?
Was Donald MacLaurin's bogus call q
scheme to increase the yearly stipend
allowed him by his congregation?
Why wouldn't the suspension bridge
cables make good corset laces for Miss
Minnie Apolis?
What will become of the sad-eyed car
horse when ears are all run by elee-
tricity?
viii Aid. Reeves attempt to hatch
chickens from door-knobs?
will the city council order gross of
Mrs. WinsloW's soothing syrup to tide
over the boodle scare?
Z When will the school of fine arts &C
;cumulate enough surplus to pension OF
Prof. Waters?
Has Charles d. Meyer hidden himself
away, far from the madding crowd?
How low will the market price for
false hair of the brunette type drop
when Louis Runge shaVeS Off his Whisk-
Will it be possible for John G.. Tay-
lor to have the field of battle long
enough for his proposed trip to Mexico?
How can G. Z. Norton reconcile him
self to the position of secretary Of the
society for prevention of cruelty to ami
mails, when he can stand and coolly talk
an arm off from prospective pasSen-
ger2
When does the police force intend to
organize that fat mems club talked about
some time ago?
Where does the bond of affinity lie be-
tween David James Burrell and L. DE
Witt Talmage?
Will triumphal arches be erected
when Mayor Babb returns to town, or
will the market price OF ice go up with
bound?
Could G. J. Buell. be induced to pose
as museum freak?
Can Henry Hoch confine himself
strictly to soda water during his stay in
Chicago?
Is there anything in the story that E..
f. Jones has purchased a trotting ele-
plant?
: When does Stuart Robson Farley ill.,
1.,@o 81 fnnrO
What will Assistant City Editor Man.
nix do when package time comes at an
inconvenient hour.
WHY does the Tribune not insist that
the Misslssipl riv never existed?
Why does not RAID Sergeant Kirkham
add a lassO and drag net to his outfit?
Why do not the Minneapolis sporting
editors "plug in'' for the base ball team
little harder?
Will the council pass an ordinance
governing the street piano, 81 nee it has
disposed of the "red hot" man?
What the same council will do with
the Doodle should its investigation dis
cover any.
Does Tom Lowry know that the even
papers have scheduled him in Mime
apolis before this time?
If he does know it. why doesn't he do
his duty and vindicate sunset journal
ism?
When the board of trade will tackle
the question as to who wrote Beautiful
Snow?"
Why some of the city officials haven't
explained the charges OF ''rocky book
keepingT'
walker object to that investigation?
linn llxlr ES-ll
ing next summer?
What is the new sensation the board
of health is preparing?
Why does DR.. Hansen never attend
the meetings of the supervisors of the
poor?
Win Stenographer Stanley ask for a
rebate of 10 per cent on his typewriter?
Why does Maj. Norton look so sad2
How many tons of ice has Mayor Rabb
disposed of on his Southern trip?
/ When speaking of peculiar perform
ances," did the Times mean Aid. Bra
dishs style of making speech or Aid.
FarnSWorth trying to look wise.
Does the book reviewer Of the Eye
use broad-aXe or bludgeon?
Who had charge of the commissary de-
partment when the city fathers were in
speeding the poles.
Where is the new assistant librarian
Commodore Putnam has in view to come
from.
How many new parks has G. NJ. Ior-
ing planned to have the city buy before
he dies.
Why does City Clerk Haney always
take a visitor with whom he wants TO
have private confab into the fire-proof
vault?
What is expert accountant, who is to
be employed by the city, to find out?
Will Anti-administratlon get hustle
on himself and capture the wire inspec-
torship?
Why does not Anthony Comstock
send a special representative to the
Minneapolis public library?
Why hasn't theDuke who belongs to
the baseball team>been bought for some
local heiress? =
Why doesn't the inventor of the
remedy forAodoriferous pedal extrem-
tiles invent breath fumigator and be-
come q millionaire?
Why doesn't Comptroller Calderwood
take lessons from the commercial tray
elers and charge that typewriter to-
'sundriess'