New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-07
THE TALK or THE DAY,

The Honorable Mr.. Bynum, of Indiana seems h
have achieved distinction that will carry his name
down through the aisles OF Fames temple "the
gentleman from the burnt grass district Of Indiana
"Look here you've got TO striker said an individual
TO workman.
Who are yOu''
Pm walking delegate"
Oh yOu are, are yonl well, now let me see YOU
walk - (liunsey's Weekly
THE st. Louis Republic reports the following
remarkable coincidence concerning the name Of T.. f.
Reynolds During April 1859. f. i. Reynolds, Of
Utica, y. " visited by Z. f. Reynolds, Of New.
Haven. Conn. Each acknowledged that his name was
Elmer Ellsworth and that he named for Ellsworth
Of zouivc fame. The publication of the facts has
lust brought letter from the rev E. T.. Reynolds,
of Ludlow VT named the same and born the same
week the others.
Stranger lin York)-will you please tell mo
Old New Yorker-Look at the lamp post-oh | for.
got let's step into this store and ssk.-(Puck.
Because Inspector Bynes gets a holiday it doesn,
necessarily follow that the crooks OF the city will DO
left free to work their own criminal will without
noiestati0n. A number of efficient understands VIII
see that the catand-mice game is not allowed to
flourish.
It's case Of coffee and pistols for two, between
Well, if you neal the kind Of coffee we get az orr
hotel dunno a. thcre,l be any use Of botheHng
about the pistols -(Washington Post.
No less than twenty eight private sealers are fitting
out at Victoria for a raid in the Behrins sea this
summer.
The philosophy Of this world IS kept busy finding
out how many things do not need from among those
we cannot get.-tNew Orleans Pcayune.
For the first time perhaps, in the history Of The
city, poverty and want stalk abroad IN the streets
of San Francisco, to quote the language OF Pacific
Coast exchanges. the terrible foods and storms
Of the past few weeks having caused unprecedented
restitution and suffering. The glorious climate Of
California j., growing careless Of it, reputation
A HINT FOR MUNCIIAUsEN.
When the crowd gets to talking OF rowing;
And of some great achievement you'd TELL
You can beat the best liar by SAYING
That you've rOWed in a dynamite shell.
-lBnghamt0n Republican.
The humorst who declares that he Is tired d
writing for the press may generally feel sure that tie
public has reached a corresponding condition OF weaF
ness.
Merchant after refusing applicant for work-ld
Ike to employ YOU, but you see how II IS. nope YOU
appreciate the situation. ,-.... ., ,.
it.HlpMdnsey's weekly.
The departure Of the grip is a relief in more WAYS
than one. From the paragrapher II removes tie
temptation Of making and from the suffering sub
scriber the necessity of reading the superauity u
poor puns for which the dread disease Wac responsible
Il see the price of meats has gone up said
travelling man TO his wife
Has tl7 .
Yes; and a man with Judlclous sporting m
stincts I object 10 it,
To WHAT
Playing for such high steaks Merchant Trav.
eler
street-pedlinc in Philadelphia has been declared
illegal by the Pennsylvania supreme Court. Irddl-
tional quiet must be preserved al whatever cost.
Il is much easier 10 cu>- the police than 10 BE- An
efficient pOlceman.-lOl City BhZZad.
According to the Directory and Bulletin of Rome.
the railway up Mount Nesuvius, which Is now n
charge Of Thoma, Cook a son. is again in working
order. When Mr. Cook bought the railway tho
mountain loafers," according TO The Bulletin DE-.
stroyed the plant. but Mr.. John Cook had the hne
put INTO proper working order and got control over
the guides and oaer who the pest OF visitors,
and has stopped all their Importantly 50 that now
for the first time in its history, visitors can make the
ascent IN a comfortable manner
They are talking Of establishing a public bath ID
Chicago. \, good many strangers visit chicago ~
the course OF the year, public bath will be useful
thing there Washington Critic