New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-02-10
The TALK OF THE DAY.

! as
/ as the extravatance Of your New Yorker is,p said
young fellow the other day. "Take my own case n.
/ instance. / came to this city not long ago from
+ country town. where saved my odd cents relgiousy
and did to-day what could conveniently be pp,
! Off till tomorrow. Now, though live from hand "a
! mouth get my shoes BACKED by an Italian instead
! OF doing it myself and have come to imagine myself
In such a hurry that often pass two or three shoe
shining chairs to find one where there are two sons
of Italy to operate my shoes at once one polsher
! is too slow for me nOw'
"And so Mr.. Grmsby is dead. And, pray, what
Well don't know for certain The stories one
| hears are so conflicting, you know SOmesa he died
OF homOeOpathy Others declare it allopathy while
others still think it was hydropathy; but between
yOu and me, suspect IL was falth cure.'-tBost0n
Transcript
The Rutgers freshmen who stole the clspper Of the
college bell the other day did very foolish, very
childish and a wholly indefensble thing Their fellow.
students may sympathlze with them and may have the
right to protest against the punishment inflicted BY
the faculty as too severe ard TO appeal to the trustees
But they will not win the sympathy OF the public By
Kissing the faculty in chapel.
PopIniay TO Blobson and Dumpsey, who quar-
relng on opposite sides of the fence that divides their
prOperty)-sce here You VIII never comc 10 con-
cu,On as YOU now.
BlObsOn and Dumpscy-Wly not ,,
POplnay-Because You arc arguing from different
premises.-tBurlingtOn Free Press
Austria who few months ago renowned all his
imperial rank and dgnities in order 10 become
private citizen apparently is beginning to regret his
hasty action in the matter. For he has named
Erzhcrzog (Archdukel the steamer which ne has
bought for the purpose Of trading between Fiume
and the Levant
some popcorn, MADAME he said, as she opened
the door;
81 JUS. popped this morning.
Sc / have a large family. maam and take this way
| to support them"
" / guess won't have any,"
It's very nice, ma'am.'
yes but have scruples.'
81 YcI think ID is a painful and unnecessary opera
ton to submit corn to, and cannot conscentlousY
encourage such sentiments -, ,
" But have to boil the molasses to make my candy
ma'am."
You dot"
:. Them that also settles me on the candy question
Good day, sir!7-(Detrot Free Press
arbo uinnoapos Tribune suggests that the Masss
chnsetts legislator who introduced bill to prohlon
gambling in margins ought 10 have included Original
SIM in the provisions OF the act
PHILOSOPHY FROM "FoGGY BOTTOM
What's de use OBJ bother bout de national affairs
Mo cares foh DAN squabblin' an dab pahymentr,
Folks dat 20 TO Congresses is shoh 70 qua'h an FUSS
peaceful men mout ies ez well not worry bout de
aim INV wastin OBJ ma strength or layin wake-not
Eoonin; rack OBJ all dab little arguments an such
lse cot enuff TO keep ma thinln' apparatus bright
Case Ise Cwine 10 90 cakewalk dat occurs tomorrow
night.
se creased ma patent feathers tell dc looks almighty
ism sot a bunion inierferin' wild ma feet.
Ma sunday close is lookn ey'y biz e. GOOD ez new; .
Ma razah IS sha'hp an slick Twill spit nan ID
Ma MINI is peacefu but in case some feller makes
kick ,, .,
30 what's dc odds ter me how much de folks IN Con
Ise cwlne to de cakcwalk dat occurs tomorrow night
/ -Cwashngton Post.
Glory awaits the first amateur photographer who
will take a picture Of globular lightning phenomenon
known to occur. but Of which no thoroughly trust
worthy evidence exists.
understandable. cleveland. will you kindly tel
mlcxactly what yOu mean BY tariff reformf
Nr Cleveland with much emphaSlsl-By tarin 70
form Sir | mean the judlcous. careful. well cOnsd.
cred thorough. methodlcal painstakins. and, may
saw the ch-needcd reform Of tle-cr-tarh Sir
Chicago Tribune
He who dares 10 predict the weather from day 20
day gives hostages chance, and discounts probabi-
ties with more than the easy confidence of combma-
ZION bank Wrecker.
The following is Herbert Spencer's definition OF life:
The definite combination Of heterogeneous changes,
both simultaneous and successive, in correspondence
with external cOeXiscnces and sequences AS the
publ hers have calmly put forth TINS dehnuOh uhre-
lleved bY a chrome any other sort of lnducemenL
we take the liberty of saying that Mr. Herbert spencer
will present a palm-leaf fan 10 the first person VINO
sends him correct solution with serial diagrams
burlington Free Press.