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Males.

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-03

A LADY Of the highest social position IN
"A the south. who hos spent several year;
abroad. and speak Fren' "a and German
Gucntly. would Ike 70 obtain a position as
courier 70 some lady Or la,.ieS wishing 10
travel on tho continent for the summer
Do ont4- Or any length II t,ue; Will locate
permanently In some citg ftr the winter =
SNrens,.- rrqr.r,d. best aaa most uneX.
c.p.loaabl. icr-nces given and required
Address X. " B Bluf.ayo.. Rome, Ga.
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puslrfe5 @ hGutt5

A ! PAY ChSh io' 7ttoI ,5 o. f'9 t't.
"A. GIL =. dil FOL -i@r' i .i. % INV
n..ni.e f'Dc,. g.. . c,,.,, SCIiXr1I
9gian1,| aG f'Y w.. Or f2lI'f ,a 81 Waisar..t
-T,TITID\ ,,1...,i ..-o-,, 4 ,or n.-i.
\ r., pa!o,,e-. 'a, .-.e., ai',,.a .D ~. 'l
~, commercial references. riIpD>
CARLTON ifpkri-. -n- Broadway.
,..,-....-,,.>.., -
\ $3.50 f,'t,-ir.,. ,..ol alrt.oniI rap.
lf.l da-i,.d Address IIANNOhD. ! .lli-
MO ono,
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SION, - lat R.nu,y..,.. Trra'E. y. J.
4 LAsIIliN "hA,~ .id >, - .iito5',,
oG0. Would Ike silent 81 a,riyo ra,tae, 90
iurui-h go 600 additional capital. Adar'--
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EOK SALE.-Ury and fancy gooi~ stock
y Mo'T,'iG ,de y, j.. i,ta' = suit
| ~ Wa" ,' ''' d'-.trI-
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- ATE'T IOE PRESS f0r lut ana board
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nlsct!lencons


A IBERT q. SrENCLK, 27G Gth-aNo.
"A Letw cen 5.t, and 18TH Z mhrciids,
lAfa-oI-. cancs made 10 order, recovered
and repaired prompt aud f"lable.
~ lCYtLES.-Wll mako 10 order nnr
- a..t Of rlo'hllV Tor @ licVclo, Ad-
dr.es 1AlLOKn sons. E"A IS. Tribune
Onirr.
NON'T DRINK dirty w1'er.-tvoid m.
~ HcMih from drinking impure wator.
Gct thc Beet and Cheapest Re, ., Die Srf-
Cleansing Wafer tntr. MCKEE IIa'eI
IlLa any laucr. Mailed ne" fOr 30 c.-.
IL. SEED, % Centres.
IENTLLMEN wishing % dispose Of their
W lc.i.OG clothing at far value viii
please call on or a1dre~s
EDWARD MILLER, 90 Cth.ave.
UMBRELLAS recovered canes rDUirru !.
u parasols 70 match suits spccialtlc, coii
and -Hy'r handles repaired. GAlCiELLN,
80 6th-aNe.
IN O0O CIRCULARS, - .; 1000
IO,OOO card~ 20 other printing loss.
10. WEISS 4 CO., 81 parK Row
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Countrp Real estate for Sale

AGENCY FOR MoNTCLAIR.-IIana.
"A some residences and building sites for
tsle houses ~ let, furnished or unfurnished
IUBBS a TAYLOR. D Bceknxn- St
AT ELBERON. n. J.-For sale, choice
"A plOt. l5ON3oO. as 500. 800 by
WILLIAM LANE. Ocean-ave., Long
Branch
FOR SALE.-A gentleman : complete
= country seat. stock or dairy farm, In
Morris Co. y. J.. within ono mile o. depot
Dut Q miles from MorsstOWn comprising
loo acres. in excellent coalition. with
spring str am running through portion 81
Me property; modern residence large sta
oies oGtbuildings; the entire IN perfect
condition and Will te sold low considering
Us cost and value including the handsome
i,urn,ture and stock: Photographic views.
r rd' j.. HAMILTON & co. 90 Broad
lNDEN. y. T., 10 minutes walk from
PENNSYLVANIA Railroad, pleasantly stu
s.ei $1,000. French roof cottage Ola Mood
20 Sborc Henry-st. rooms cewented
.s"ar grounds 1OOx20O ~. $50: Henry.
-, corner Westinghouse, twos'ory LOus..
,o,.nehted cellar. nine rooms. grounds l1JX
~; $500. opposite corner seven rooms.
ni,s o1s A. d. ELDERS, 172 Hudsou.st.,
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Havana. July spanish gold -f3d2i34. Exchange
ouin, sugar quiet: 1J7 hacs centrifugal a6 degrees
oIarilation. were sod at g 7o4 god per quntal
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COTTON--On ne SPOT dun al unchanc-d pIIC7.
Sars l5I bales consumption. Port receipts today
SIS bales $50 bales last and - bales this
day la, year september rreeip: al Tho ports az
gItgdtcd 20 bales. against ., io195 bales for te
CORES bonding time last year.
Quotations based American standard ~ classified
ton aud IN In quality not
Il lands. Gulf.
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Brooklyn.
:furniebeo Rooms


UNFINISHED IARLOR BEDHpON, 81
l. cDnycnicncrs y W'cs. - Ond Iot
NELSON, 100 West j0th.st.
uANDsOMELY FrKNIoHhD ROOMS,
IL win or without board. 10 J.. o-l-'t.
\ AEGF. handsomely furnished ro0m- with
lIbaflIo0u connecting. ONcrlookluG Nddl-
son square Park; rcfcrenc". ~ +. 2"d'h
MOTH GEAMERCY PARK, li7 East
Y 9lsf-st. Handsomely : rnlshed rooms
20 let: breakfast given IL sized also PARK
privileges references.
NEWLY furnished double and single
v rooms references. 2i6 west 43d's''
- WEST 3lsT.sT. Handsomely furnished
{ rooms suites OF -ingly hdll rooms
summer prices breakfast optional refer
cuccs required.
-TI.sT., "a EAST.-.LoIRc furnished
room in private family for genurmch
only; references. ---
NoD.>T.. SI4 WEST.-EXccllent location
20 lUPs front rooms; ho1'c hf'c-cl'--.
18TH ST. 2O4 WEST In strictly pri-
I'D yate house. largo cool room Tor one
OF two, -; one for 81 so ---.--
-r~T.4T. ~ WEST. Handsomely for
q ni-hrd room private hOrs'; every COW
yeuience; one block 20 l. station gentle
men.
OOO WEST 45I!I.ST.-Wll rent lcauu-
%pO ful furnished rooms, a. suite or
singly. In private house.
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Comestie Sltuatlons Uante0
-------~.~-~-- - ---~-s----.
Females.


v, B.-NO BRANCH OFFICE.
! 90 WEST 22D-Sr.
e. ----------H
.,-..,.
A LADY Of the highest social position IN
"A tue south. Who hos spent several years
i. n,i a Void iVe 20 oGia;o an Ho.t,6n rs
'o,-r,.T ~ some i1dy or i1,.ieS WISHING TO
travel on the continent for the summer
Il ont4- Or any length II tue; viii locate
rrrr'1norty In so-1c city fir the winter Z
d,sirod no -alarv. only AJ payment Of all
expense, r'qIir,d b",t aal H',t 1thr eNT'
c'plolahl. icr.nces given ana r'qIIeA'
Address Il. W. 81 5.ln.aN.., l'o.l--' "a.
WIDOW DIR , 20 o, 90 . t,h, b RAJ 'N'H
n or It.h!l 49," .ii- or NHYf, Ho'''e' -''
l L.. 9tuh-'', - Ho'', ol,A'
A IHAiEiD y IL -H w.,9' f,,6 Eip %
"A mount o' H'tH -,"'nu l'Iln MA
pa:"nt or 10 tab chai -' 90 Town BIZ
Wound iriN'l ,p"'"' E93n 80 r3' ,,-,i,n.
.ar,. BLENhER, 81 Wet 4sth-,t.
---..--.-.-,, ~. h.... .,,,ufi.t ,rCo n
\ 49," -. ,t,tiiIF = Nest
"a h!'"@ .lI p..s 49,, a', ''''''''''' - "0''
inns. corner O.'afr'
4 WoMNN. wants washing and ironing
"A or 9ny KIND = Wote 70 up AZ nom
Address Mrs. BANhON, c4- "seeh"4ch-'t''
store.
Al KINDS 4 German servants win
a ui't-rias' i,.en' e. 1.NaEs Oh ,itrnItX N.Y.,
.
rU,pFH0NF- nv "a ladv. q position %
y travel with Young adj .n'es cA'
b changed. :. C.. Box .. lr.hNn' 'Ic
I.n,,p1~ToN q, \or,h ,,errr,ti young
L Iadr understand, dfc,,raEine and com.
I~t.nt IA every r.-peet; city or country.
''tr's- " t., c'I 1th-aN'-' bi"'"iNh'
nffNNTTeNfATD AID WAITRESS IVA
80, -.IfS 80 ian voSh AND ron or
would assist in N. Ntchcn city or country
reference. 90 3f-2Ne.
%Ii.st 1,f--iN ,,I W,ITpTSS
E cG6R AID I>tEbHrSS' ~ Two
lung Pr,.,siait women t6.eth,r or 50.
a,at": best references; ctv os country.
Pl.a~N call 40 Gth-aNc.. i-d--f
,,-.,.,,,,...,i "a ,I-II,---S IT.
( J. ~" a. d, '',' ,..,, ,,r''i. al
>.r-. NALNBl l;Gr -. ith-avc, between
10Th ant -Jtl -t,.. upstairs.
-u,,t,f-gV,lVlr ,y,rfET~~FS &c
,.'a.. ,o- ,.itt ~ ..oratry ~ r.ncs..
i8, G.u.asr.. NJ tsc PROT! SLANT HOME
80 EFAC. itA house above lch->t-
.,,DrpNytpE Vnf->EVVORES e.
1 -. ,;afHI,, go. ~. citv or country
l3S Gtu.ayc.. at the Pro iEsIANI HOAL
BUREAU, ith house above tth-st.
,,,,....,,..f,.- ,.trt,r.s nv a
4 % % ~ ~ J.. ~. 3D.. u, t.,tt,
\ Young btiinul Giil i'' .-' ''ll-,e.
IIrA,iVrKlIATD and WAITRESS. BY
- 49,. '..'.ii III. ..,- ~ country.
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= OK. Sc.-By plain cook or do house,
" WORK; city or country. j. w, SO
Rutgnrs-st
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Giir Real Gsiaie Go ftt.

ITO LEASE.-With or without power. cleo
Il tfic light and elevator, lst lOOr, ] ROOM
l2OAlOO; room, 2Oh3O do, 1 Do. l2Jx
90 DO, 2OX8O; basement room, lOJXlOO,
concrete floor. stables Tor horses all light
ana very desirable for manufacturers. Ap-
ply on premises. NEW-YORK LUMBER
AND WOOD WORKING CO.. 134th-st.,
near Llncoln-aVe.
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Brooklyn Real Estate.

Az EXTRA LARGE, pleasant back
II parlor and light ffoLt Easement on Gth.
ave, Brooklyn, 10 Jet as studio and phrsl.
cans once. Address REASONABLE,
Box o. Tribune once.
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Gin Real CsIaie for Sale.


INOR SALE.-A valuable property, g.
Il story building. covering Six city lot.
can De NEGOTIATED for on good terms shown
BY appointment. Address $50 PrOspect-ayc.
Sew-YOfk
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-31

essA-cr oaenss 10 tine - ooonv
syll@bses o. sneas tngerS teAs = Ia
wsy tie arst verse runs
.Aaz18 wsy : ple4sazs szniko
Dresse1 - Bes1 oSt cute !. sSys>
2srry eAze year CEss - sA--
Hss @gtle AaEte kco1ey-
Epery esv1l-x r@sn . Sal2a
lzake esl s~lxt eLsht 4st n-1s
o. k<t 80 snorsly vi - En-1s-
late Azz-ts EooL~y
There Is : charming to1ch II tnst-
TIE devotion q this mysterious Joseph
is pronpt, regular. and utterly lnde-
pendent % the weather. ThLs Is proper.
The yoong r.sn WHO hasnS pair q
gAlosAes Is unworthy Of tbs name II
lover.
Ia lyrical choral burst Joseph-who
has no kinship with his Egyptian name
szke-goes on % emphasize the sweet
concord that exists between Miss
Rooney aud himself Incidentally he
hints that his intentions are perfectly
honorable He has gotten cut abe
marriage license and has net engaged .
divorce lawyer. Thus he waroles:
SHE'S zy s~sesAesrt Prn her ossas
ssss uay Annis I IA her JoA
Sooa well marry, never 70 part
littie Ansie Rooney is my swcetnesrt
In the second stanzs % this dainty
lyric Joseph's doDes lefty shines out
He admits that 10 forms : family circle
every night Ths Is not reprohensible.
but IL certainly seems . triGs prems-
tgre. There is al eionsnt of selfish
ness in IL too. The man who woald
not DO satisfied with little Annie Rooney
and be content 10 wait for the family
would wsnt 20 own Chicago and then
weep because ho didn't have Oshkosh
too This Is the verse;
Tho parlor-s small but Dest and clean,
And set with taste 80 seldom seen,
And you can bes the household Queen
Is Little Annie Rooney.
The Ere burns chcerfuily and bright
"A family circle round each nishs
We form. end every ones delight
l. Little Annie Roonsy-
So the sweet, bird-liko idyii drifts on
toward . fat, two chairs, table, q bed,
and bakers bill:
We've been engaged close on year,
The happy tirao Is drawing nesri
III wed tho ono love so dear,
Little Annie Rooney.
Ny friends declare I'm in Jest,
Until the time comes I'll not rest;
But one who knows its value best
Is Little Annie Rooney.
This Is the song of Little Annie
Rooney" and successor to Mr.. ID. Mo
Ginty, who has gone down, but doesn't
60 down with the public
People say there are no American
poets. There are.
The man who wrote this dainty ditty,
redolent OF love and family circles, is
an American and variety actor. His
name is Michael Nolan-a name that
babbles OF tho Mayfower and Yankee
dom.
The song runs TO q pretty Hitting
waltz melody. But'of course every one
knows tho tune.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-31
DRUNKENNESS DEFINED.
Lawyers Poetioal Plca or Behalf Of .
Convivlal CiIcnt.

A Lawyers Poetioal Tlca or Behalf Of .
Convlvlal Client.
Drunk or not drunk?" That was the
question which presented itself for set
tlement the other day at Ripon, Eng,
says the Newcastle Chronicle. On be-
half Of the luckless man who was ao-
cused of having imbibed too freely 1t
was submitted that he was only too
fresh" Tho legal gentleman whose
services had been retained further
maintained that a person who could
walk as his client had been able to do
was not drunk within the meaning OF
the act, and he reminded the bench that
1t had been written that
He is not drunk who from the floor
Can rise again anG stll drink more,
But drunk Is lie who helpless lies.
without the power 10 drink or rise"
This poetical plea, however ingenious,
as it unquestionably was, was not re-
garded sufficiently sound to hold water,
and so the customary fine was imposed.
II has lately become necessary TO apply
tests in such cases, but this does not APP
pear 70 have been done in the present
instance. When the licensing act of
1872 came into operation publican in
this neighborhood reSorted 10 the hap
py expediont Of fixing the limits of
supply by the ability of his customer to
utter. without stumbling, the words
"truly rural" and some timo ago it
Jared badly with poor fellow in Lon
don, who was so for gone as to be unable
TO spell CONSTITUTIONAL or "statisti-
cal" The law, however, takes no cog
nizancc either OF "shibboleths" or spell
ingbees in such matters.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-31
AFnn.rni.I-orinr nnr.

There Is dog in the northern part %
St. Louis which is regular funeral
goer, and be has acquired the habit
within tho last SIX weeks he belongs
20 some ono Who lives near O'FallOn PARK,
and you osn generally fnd him lying on
the roadside. One day as I vas driving
out the road 70 Bellefontains with
funeral l saw him get up and trot along
beside the heaTse. I thought no moro
about hin I'll we reached the grave. snd
there | saw The big 5rindie hanging on
the outskirts q the crowd. just as much
interested "a any one The next tine
went out be did ths sane thing, and The
boys soon learned % know hin and look
for bin Prom that tine on be has
been a regular mouraeT. and he goes 20
evsr7 funeral tsst takes place either 2
Bellefou ssine OF CaiyarT Cemetery.
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-31
A Telcphone Seventy Years Old.

Tho speakingtu5o IS q contrivancc
mentioned in ancient writer's, and comes
down 10 us or survives just as candles
and oil lamps have not been altogether
superseded by gas and electricity. In
1867 Robert Hooke, Of London, de-
scribed how he transmitted sound
By means Of wire TO considerable dis
taRces Whcatstone described his "tole-
phone" in 1921, and in 1854 Charles
Lourseul said: Suppose man speaks
near a movable disk, sufficiently pliable
70 lose mono OF the vibrations Of tho
voice. that this disk alternately makes
and breaks the currents from an cleo
trio battery, you may have at any dis
tance another disk which Will stimuli
taneouslv execute the same vibrations.
II is certain that in more or less dis
tsnt future spesch will be transmitted
by electricity"
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-31
y. rAs ArrEK rHE kLErHAxr's BLOOD.

~ WAS AFrRR THE ELEPHANTS BLOOD.
had but little difficulty in securing
actors. the girl to ride on a broad pad,
the old-ioks clown and the fellow 10
swing on a rope. but my ability as an
organlzer VAS somewhat strained when
turned my attention 20 the collection
o. animals; and, AS the season was ad-
vancing. I was compelled to content
myself with . lame bear, q one-eyed
wolf and . young elephant that had
seen . great deal OF rough service.
We made our frst break In the south
western part OF Missouri. In q commu-
ntsy where a circus had no, been seen
since the early days OF Dan Rice; and
ss Ne marched In triumphal review in
front OF ,he blacksmith's shop and ttss
magistrates once. /. standing in tho
band wagon and sxclaiming that FREQ
exhibition would be Immediately given
a. the big tent knew that the mellow
light OF recollection threw a halo about
me- There was the freckled face boy
that had saved up his dimes from the
commercial transaction OF selling stolen
ogzs; ;here was the family that had
the town marshal with his great Swag-
ger OF authority, and there was the
solemn-face man. who would not have
poksd his nose outside she door but for
the fact thss ne had 70 bring The chill
srsn 20 see the procession.
just a. Ne were making ready 20 be-
gin the ring performance, and when /
was about 20 appear a. clown. our regu-
lar hand having fallen of the wagon
and hurt himself. one OF the men came
running into the dressing-roOm and ex-
citedly informed me that local bully
had gotten into fight with the ele-
phant fastened into the "menag-
erie" and thors found several OF ray
men holding tough-looking fol-
low. lie grasped long knife with ono
hand and vas struggling desperately.
The elephant stood a short distance
away. strsiniag his chain and throwing
clods o, dirt in the air.
what Is the matter hsre?" 7 de-
mauded, addressing the bully.
My men did not release his arms, but
csaSing bis struggles FOR moment, ne
turned his enraged face toward me and
replied.
Il N no fool. 7 can tell you that. an
want you All this blamed valise-
iookn' thing. TOO iinclining his head
toward the elephant. 20 understand IL.
amt mover travelled around none, but
a. You pick mo up FOR a fool you drap
me. shafts all.
Who has picked you up ior q fool?"
I asked.
"Why that blamed thing thar again
nodiin< at tho elephant | come in
here expect n 20 behave myself as we'll
as ths next man. ard while I WAS
standin right over thar. that wrinkled-
up sign FOR lanyard reached out his
old biow-pipe an iised up ny coat-tau
and wiped bis mouth on IL Ny name
Telegram-herald., 1890-03-31

ssasaiag as eSaL WA Is ne zAt-
ser ," / asked
Er good ca es mater. SAL COGe
n ysrs tszdia' Ter ny own biEasss 4a'
wsnt p~stsria nobo1y al &c fast sbinz
I knoNsd dat uieu' se04aal 20 ointing
~ shs elephant ecDe - slngin eirs sa
nv clozs Wantsr Bar asze gsrmsns -
O. funsl Ter Nor al ! aint likin' q er
sal 1hsa 6st scsenal cones sr sinz a
kis trash ca EN- J co&n snow bin er
tsll. aa ks Ain't goE 40 righL Ter cone
round ne MD sichsr liberty " y,
sak. I -o4ldnt los er sls fsien ter
cone rou a or 6irtyin np ds1s garmens,
naeh lsss sr henOFy lookln' Stranger
ez hs q foa make him h1oe hisSsf
ar / g~ins hart him. al ven hurt
him Ihursa aim bad kln tell yoa dAE"
During the ~hois time Of the after
noon performances l could see that
sroabl. -as brewing. snd just as No
were gsttiny ready for The evening sx-
hfblsion ths t0~n marshal came 70 ne,
and drawing ne to one side. said
Now. l want you - understand that
I an your frisnd.
"All right .hzs is the natter
WALL. asv you must know that your
elephant has rendered himself mighty
unpopular Ia our city
Yes cannot help bu, see that he
has made several enemies"
'Ah. IA. an that is what brings mo
20 you Now Bob Hsckstt 10 . mighty
full -biocdsd fsllsr. an that elephant
done wrong when he wiped his mouth
on the tails OF Bobs coat That want a
polite trick, Cap'n-wsnt gentlemsnly
no way you can AZ it; an agin that
niggsr want treated right Elephant
had no right TO throw dirt on his
clothes Now. tho upshot OF the whole
thing Is this Bob's friends and the
nigger's friends air gittin' together an
they air goin' TO mob that elephant an
if you want 20 keep him wy you had
better pull up your shebang right now
an hull out as fast as you can"
Ieouldn't afford TO lose that elephant
/ could have saueezed through without
the wolf and possibly could have wor-
led along without the bear, but the loss
or the elephant would have fatally
crippled my menagerie; so, | decided 70
take up the tent and quietly steal away.
The night was dark and Ne succeeded
in starting of unobserved. but had not
gone more than mile before We heard
a shout that told US too plainly that We
were pursued We fastened onward as
fast as We could, and were greatly
encouraged until We came TO =
creek. Then q difficulty arose.
The elephant refused 10 cross the
bridge. We tried 10 shove him on but
in vain. The shouts OF the mob grew
louder and louder. We showed the ele-
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''BEEs CLERK ron TWENTY YEARS.

''BEES CLERK ron TWENTY YEARS
phant into the stream, but he climbed
out on the same side. The mob drew
nearer. At last We got the elephant on
the bridge. The frail thing broke down
and all of us went into the water. The
mob was upon US The rascals shot the
elephant We proceeded on our journey
with the lame bear and the one-eyed
wolf
The next day learned that we had
rival in the field. Jack Brock, an old
Snowman had whipped round and had
stolen our territory. We were billed
TO appear at Green Briar, and / knew
that IL we made a good impression at
that place. We should soon be able 20
get another elephant. One day, whom
we we're within twenty miles of Green
Brair. man rode up to me and said
- want to see you on a matter OF
business. Jack Brooks circus is billed
10 appear in our town-Green Briar.
II is the best circus town in the country,
but it is necessary FOR you to get there
first IL you want TO do anything Now,
am the clerk OF that county. and am
inclined TO favor you. Give mo one
hundred and fifty dollars and I will
promise not to grant Brock any license.
By this means you will have everything
your own way"
This was my opportunity. I gave
him the money, and feeling secure.
rave a performance az little place
few miles from Green Briar. When |
aid reach that gre al atcommercial center
I found that Brock had just left and
that be had taken nearly every dollar
out OF the town. I fastened 20 the
clerks Office. The rascal had deceived
me-
II wish 20 see the clerk" said l.
20 a man whom l found in the court
house.
Il am the clerk" be answered.
"Ain't there some mistake about
that7"
Reckon not: have been the clerk
o. this county for twenty years.
why. met man about twenty
miles from here and be declared that
he vas the clerk OF this county and
that if 7 would give bin one hundred
and ffty dollars ne would not grant
licsnse % Brock
Yes. heared sons % the boys
laughing about that. The man Jou met
WAS Jacs Brock
That night the bear iied- killed
ths wolf the next morning. and hired
out % farmsr There "a no particg-
lar halo about ny head. have no
lore Ehatever for the Cd wagon show.
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LTTIe ANNis ROONEY.
rhs s---t ssce-ssor 80 th. Unfortznss.
Mr.. N-Gfnfy


Nr. N-Ginty.
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