The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1890-02-07
LOCAL RECORD

LOCAL RECOl6D
APoErIcAL VERSION. N.-The Piaindeale
OF Roseburg, the home Of + Dell,now Il
jsil In Albany for bigamy, thus tells abou
tae affair In language that lascerates ani
that will amuse some ofour readers "On,
] F Bell whom Rose1urgers will remem
Der lead ono of orr blooming widows Il
the hymcnial altar, short time ago, anC
on account oi ineompatibility OF temper
perhaps. left, after a short honey ioi
parts unknown. Being Of high suscepti
bility to the tender passion he found him.
self struggling In the meshes which PaiI
of pouting lips and iove-lighted eyes had
spread for him In the social environments
Of Albany, whittier he had gone to avoid
the lnharmouiousnss OF sentiments from
his late spouse here. The JOY and sympa-
thy he experienced ia our sister city
among the gentler eek made him ob,ivious
TO hts marital VOWS to Mrs Bell No I, and
In an unguarded moment he led another
loving heart to the hymenial aitar,who be.
came Mrs Bell No Notwithstanding an
ediet of the court had not dissolved the
marriage contract. But true love never
does run smooth,a aud Mrs Bell No began
10 grow cold, unappreciative and hts ar
dent love was not rcciprocated. What
could poor soul 10 whose heart had been
torn and left bleeding without love or sym
pathy from some one. No he could no,
endure Il. SO he seeks some more genial
locality and he pulls up In Oakland. But
calamitics never come singly. Mrs Bell
No heard of Mrs Bell No with no legal
partition between them,so she invokes the
aid Of oficials.and Mr. Bell Is pounced up
on and dragged before his superiors and
Mrs Bell No I summoned to appear and
tell what she knows about her much mar
ried flor report has Il he has been captured
by many before) husband OF only a few
weeks here In Roseburg."
MoNoToNoUs The following from an
exchange will be read with varied interes
just ct the time when We would rejoice to
be able % get mail even on a eayuse pony
at midnight; but Il will be appreciated IL
time:- "The people of the Willamette val
ley are usually patient and long suffering
we are not inclined to be dyspeptic. carp
ing or peevish; but the regular running o.
the Eugene express train through the en-
tire length of the valley year after yea
without mail or express agent Is grow
ing monoionous. 1t Is getting to be al
outrage on public patience. Oa the part
of the people of the whole valley, we wisf
TO register vigorous kick, We shouls
have tws through trains, but II the railroad
company will not put them on, we should
at least have mail and express agents OF
those we have. II the Eugene express
should be extended south to Roseburg ane
carry mail and express agents. 1t would be
a great accommodation. We want 10 cal
the attention of our representatives a
Washington to this shameful abuse of the
public patience. Let them demand tina
mail agents be put on the Willamette val
ley express trains at once"
We HAVE Ir--The following from In,
Roseburg PlaindeaIer Is good advice; bu
as Albany has an association almost I
year old the advice Is not now necessary
for US. We give It for the benefit of oul
Corvallis, Eugene, Lebanon, Brownsvill,
and other readers.
"The good people of Albany who hav'
been monkeying with the American
Building and Loan Association, have ar
RI red at the conclusion that the concern 1
z, and have abandoned payment in tn,
same They have done wisely. Now, le
- hi
and invest their small change where the
know IL will be safe, and where theyar
sure Of getting good interest Oh thei
money. All local arrangeiD- its of thi
kind are prospering. ard can not hell
prospering II rigb.sy managed. Tn
Roseburg b, z l. A., which was organ
ized a,yc1r ago Is doing fourishing busi
T>ss and is steadily taking In new mem
bers. II Is on Sound financial basis an
Is earning money daily Tor the stock
holder. II you have dollar or two to In
vest do not be running after strange an
unknown gods, but invest your money Il
your own community and thus help
make everybody prosperous and hvPp
In IS8f.-As high water is all the topic
we give the head lines that appeared {
the Democrat Of Jan. II, 1881: The Floos
The Wratl.fuI Willamette Waging
Watery War of Waste. Hundreds {
persons homeiess-Tho Of shec
cattle, and horses drowned. Millions
acres flooded Property destroyed
Growing grain washed out and a geDer
Reign Of terror throughout the vale
Below in athree column article appea
this sentence. "Steadily on and up
crept, passing mems opinions, and hoodir
fields and streets, until IL reached on Fridi
morning the l4th instant, 80 $40 fe
above low water mark, this being with
feet and 10 inches Of the highest poi
reached by the first food Of I86I-2, d
most disastrous ever known in the vale,
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Saturday evenir
an alarm was given by the white priso
ersin the county jail, that All Joy Sing,t
Celestial who assaulted Mrs Murry witt
cleaver, had tried to commit suicide N
Smallmon went down into the corrid
where he found the Chinaman in a stup
lying on the floor. Fastened to the c
door was the cue of the Celestial. In b
ing brought to, he complained of his ne
bcing sore, and admitted that he had tr1
TO take his life. There is a possibility
was Just trick but the probability Is y
Il was genuine attempt to end his Gu
life.
A CoMeosrrrox. The following ia
school BOYS composition written dur
high water. on tse human body.
The human body consists Of three pa
the head, the thsrax and the abdom
the head contains the brains when ther
anv. The thorax contains the heart
tho abdomen contains the bowels Of WI
there are five. ., q, o, y, ana someti
and y. Ia order to secure harmony
Al those parts bay your groceries OF Q