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DAIRY AND POULTRY.

ictorla's Hish-Bred Jerseys-Domestio
Fowl Of All Kinds.
The dairy is Of stone, erected. Al thu IN.
,ription on the friezs tells us, in the twenty
rot year Of Victoria's reign. Il ia attached
, the dwelling house Of the dairy woman,
( rather the dwelling house 10 attached to
/. The day was oppressively warm, and
10 transition from the outer air into its
,ol dim precincts was most grateful.
Tho room ID thirty-seven feet long by
venty-three wide. It il lined throughout
door, walls, and high roof-with tiles in
,ol tones; bas-reliefs ON some Of these tiles
,pressnt tho seasons and kindred subjects.
.edallion busts Of the royal family are in
,rted in the walls. The dairy was built
Store the marriage of the Prince of Wales,
I'd of those who have married into the royal
lmily the only medallion is that of the late
|mperor Frederick. On small brackets at
10 end stand marble busts of Victoria and
lbert. By way Of added decoration, bits
/. precious old china are ranged ON shelves
shallow recesses. Under the tables the
oor il sunk few inches, and this cavity
kent hlled with water, while a pretty
suntain in the center Of the room is con-
antly playing. The reoeptacles for milk
10 Of white china trimmed with gilt. ma
e cream, to the eye was delectabIe.
The butter, of which numerous pats Law
JON the cool marble, was truly GOLDEN.
rough not moro % than I have ceen IN
ew England kitchens. The dairy-woman.
no Vas SCOTCH. said it vas the buttercups
hich the cows ate that gave to il it, Golden
ne. -
do you think soF' said.
'Csrtainly," vas the reply. 'sButtsr ID
ways yellow after buttescupe come. And''
triumph 'thst's Why thsy arc called
lttsrcaps, because they make the butter
In an enclosure hard by the dairy we're
edine 1yrrh. Dewdrop and Totae. and
: rest Of the hard Of high bred Jerseys.
AcrpD the way FROM the dairy stands the
lazy. long. low pavilion. in the upper
|ory OF which She poultry-keeper, Who 4 :
oman. lives. Within its handsome, Welt
|pt peecinots arc peAoillsd and black Ham
|nH1 Dorkings. game fowl and Plymouth
|ookA Plymouth Rocn in Q royal aviary!
aade Of George I'LL Thsy arc saoslIsat
|yer1 H. posltsy woman told ma. The
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1891.
Harper's Magazine.
ILLUSTRATED.

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\. n. Floyd.Jone.. Atlas Block.

eAR0AINs.
front, $26OO. - ---
100 teet. Hausef boulevard, south front, S2,2so.
30 feet. corner Of Laurel and Choteeu streets
Syndicate addition. north front, $500.
20 feet corner Of Jocelyn and Wilder streete
goo. Syndicate addition
900 feet, Syndicate addition. $4,000 Easy tsrms
go feet. Syndicate addition, $4,000
20 feet on Helena avenue, fronting north, $4,000
W feet ON Helena avenue. fronting south, $500
- i60) feet ON the east side. near the railroad
Property on lower Main strsst suitable for Inn
mediate improvement, price and terms upon ap-
ptication. =
200 fest Of property ou Center street ct reason
e12 to SIS -
Lots IN the Ames addition, I'll to SIC.
foot. -
Lots in Hotel park. prIcs nd terms ON apppli.
cation. ~ SSS~. 3
Large list Of scres inside end outside IL CITY
limits st reasonable prices. =
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DANCING.

Prot. A. Thelin guarantees to teach
any one to dance in fifteen less ons
Class meets every Monday night at
Electric Hall. Regular dance night on
Thursday evenings. Music by
PROF. q. w. DUNCAN.
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WIN. Mutla's List.

: WN8s 0UE0'8 L13&s NM
10 asres Montana avenue property.
zfa aores choice West End property.
100xl25 Bradford edition corner, e2Do0
600 front feet Syndicate addition. tiA Per Ssat
20 front feet 9eymer Park, % per SCOT.
One BLOCK. Highland Park, choice. ea.soA
1O0x225 Hauser avenue front, $40 O. ~
100116O belle sue addition. $4,000
8xlzs Main street front, corner. 5000.
l0OxlAO Eighth Ayenue and Idaho. 5000
% acres at 80, x3.2O0 m
Residence IN psussr edition, $500
kesidsnce in Bradford addition, H.200
Residence In Bradford addition 1880
Residence In Hoback and Cannon, $500.
Rssidencs corner Bzsckenridee and eso
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Helena Real Estate and Buildinee Associa-
tl0n.
Herbert B. Reed, Secretary
0round Floor. Bailas block.
loc lots nsas city limits. 500 each: s. cssh a.A
- Per week. + n
- go lots near Northern Pacific Depot, SIZES each;
Us cash and 10 per week '~-"'.
20 lots in Northern Pacific addition Nc. q, $50
each; rs cash and 80 per week. N. 4 '7'77.
Five lots on Eighth avenue, 800 oaah and 90
paP month.
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SHER1fF'S SALE-BE NONI STEELE. PLAIN
~ tin, 70. George T. Jennings and Catherine
II, JenningR defendants.
Under and by virtue of an order Of eale and de-
Gree OF foreclosure and sale issued ont Of the
district court Of the First Judicial district OF the
state Of Montana. in and for the county OF Lewis
and Clarke, on this 18th day of October. A. D.
1890. in tho above entitled act on wherein Benoni
Steele, the abovs named plaintiff. obtained :
Judgment and decree Of foreclosure and Gale
sum OF 1853, besides interest. costs and
attorney fees; which said decree was. ON tho
18th day Of October, A. D. 1880. recorded in
judgment book No. F Of said court at page =,
am commanded to sell all that certain lot,
piece or parcel OF land situate, lying and being
IN the county of Lewis and Clarke, state Of Mon
tana, and bounded and described e follows, to.
VT: Lot fourteen [l4I. in block numbered I've
~: N the Valley View addition to the city Of
neAsna; according 70 the plat Of said addition on
ME IN the Office of the recorder Of I'D comfy ~
LEWIS = d Clarke. Montana.
Public notice is hsreby given that ON Friday
the list day OF November A. d. 1890 1t ia o'clocE
a. OF that day. at the front door Of the court
house. Helena, Lewis and Clarke county Non.
ta1a will, in obedience to said order of sala
and decree OF foreclosure and sale. sell the above
described property or much thereof "A NAV
pc necessary to satisfy said Judgment with in
tsrest and costs to the highest and best bidder
Given under my hand this S0th day Of October,
A.. D. 1880. CdAS. n. JEFFERIS, Sheriff
ISAAC HOLBROOK. Deputy Sheriff.
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A NNUAL NEETING.-rH E AJOURNEDD
"A annual meeting Of tbs stockhol3oEu
Of The Three Nile. Mining and Ninine
company viii b. held q 10 .. m, oo
wednesday, November 18th. 1870, ct the ofSoe 81
the secretary. room Il Bailey block, for tho pur-
pos Of electing trustees and the tEanAactioa az
such othee bustAan - may o00o hefpgo ths0.
a. II. Nolsoo. seersenEy.
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NOTICE IS Hereby GIVEN THATTHERE
A. Mll 81 meeting Of the stockholders Of the
aeg Cniee Mining Company hsld Ct the law Office
q ,Ashbufn - Barbour. in Ma1onic Temple
Friday. the list day Of November. le00, 1t {
o,clock p n. Of said day. for the purpose Of
electnS board OF trustees and Of franaactine
meeting. = -
Vs., 2. ". KNIGHT. President
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aELP-M1sCELLANEoUs

ClTUATION WANTED - EXPERIENCED
y teacher from the east would like position to
teach in q few rrivate families in the country.
Addris, Postmas ter, Lewistown, Mont.
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SITUATION WANTED-BY YOUNG GIRL,
~ TODD homework without cooking, or NURSE
5B6 Ilis hi n street,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-08-08
They Gave Out Sparks,

DIR. r. ID. Musscy, professor of
surgery in Dartmouth College, i'm the
American Journal of Medical Sci
enccs forJanuary, 1888, gives an ac-
count of n Mrs. b, n married lady
about thirty years of age, residing
in Grafton county, New Ham pshire,
who gave out sparks and snaps
continuously for some thirteen
weeks, when this power was entirely
lost, and did not return again. The
discovery of this faculty was n great
surprise to the lady, and subsequent
ly caused her some annoyance.
Though Mrs. b wore IL silk dress mt
the time OF the commencement of the
phenomenon. this was exchanged for
cotton and flannel succcssivelv with
out cffecting the result; and thcman-
itestations were found to he due to
the ladys own person, and not to
the clothing or other conditions.
Doctor Mussy's account is support
ed also by DIR. W. Hosford, the lady's
family physician.
Phenomena of this sort, when
manifested, do not seem to be con-
fined to any one portion of the hu-
man body, though occasionally
localized. A Capuchin triar is men.
toned by DR. Schneider, whose scalp
was Il veritable reservoir of clcc.
tricity. Whenever he cmoved his
cowl IL number OF shining, cracklin.
sparks" would pass from his bald
pate; and this phenomenon, which
was definite and strong while the
monk was in good health, continued
perceptible after three weeks illness.
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Before the Flag.

In a certain New York mission is Il
bright street fellow who. ii this in
cident may he taken as an Indication
bids fair to develop the brains aud
the patriotic sentiment OF IL GOOD
American citizen.
4 gentleman announced his intcn-
ton OF delivering an address on
political reform in he cighborhood
OF the mission, Il particularly DIS
orderly district. He and his friend
We're informed on good authority
that ii the speech We're made the
speaker would be pelted with rotten
eggs.
1t seemed that the proposed nl.
dress, which, it had been believed,
would exert an importun, influence,
must be given up \ small boy h..
tween whom and The speaker Il
friendship had Developed al the mis-
sion. solved the difficulty by an in.
genions eXpeIient
Il tell You what to do" said he.
"Hang the American lta@ back OF III,
platform, and Won stand before a.,
flag. The rouglis won't throw r@g.
at Stars and Stripes Youth
Companion.
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A Dry Niagara

It seems almost incredible that at
one time in it's history the greatest
and most wonderful waterfall in the
world actually ran dry. Nevertheless
it is an established fact that this oc.
Cured on March 20, 1884, and for a
few hours scarcely any water passed
over Niagara falls.
To thoroughly appreciate this as.
tonishing phenomenon it should be
remembered that the estimated aver
age amount of water passing over
these falls is 500, 500 tons per minute.
The winter of that year had been
an exceptionally severe one, and ice
OF unusual thicknest had formed on
Lake Erie. The warm spring rains
loosened this CONCEALED mass. and
on tho day in question a brisk east
wind drove the ice fur up into the
lake. About sunset the wind sudden
ly veered around and blew a heavy
gale from the west. This naturally
turned the icein it's course, and bring
ing it down to the mouth of Niagara
river piled it up in n solid, impene-
trable wall.
So closely was it packed and so
great was it's force that in a short
time the outlet to the lake was com.
pletely choked up, and little or no
water could possible escape. In a
very short space of time the water
below this frozen barrier passed over
the falls, ana the next morning the
people residing in the next neighbor-
hood were treated to q most extra
ordinary spectacle.
The roaring, tumbling rapids above
the falls were almost obliterated, and
nothing but the cold black rocks
were visible in all directions. The
news quickly spread and crowds of
spectators fiocked to view the scene,
the banks on each side of the river
being lined with people during the
whole day. At last there came u
break in the ice, it was released from
it's restraint, the bent up walls of
waters rushed downward and Nj
agara was itselfagain.-Golden Days.
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A True Ghost Story.

a certain young lady, while alone
one night i'll her room, whiled away
the hours by reading IL thrilling
ghost story. Page by page hes be
came Interested, and the weird ho,l
OF midnight was passing. Needle So
TO say she was nervous. What young
woman is there that, sitting en-.
thrnlle'l by an exciting ghost story
ut midnight and alone. wouldn'tcon.
descend To become ngitnted at the
proper mompnt' Strange coinci-
dence, but ut this proper moment an
riiin"ntly respectable banjo that
bad long been in the room had one
string that couldn't stand the strain
lon2ri, SO Just as the hour hand was
Midway between 2 and it broke
with Il sharp report. People living
ionr blocks away who were awak.
cnnd by IL female shrek that
night are sendingin their condolences
to the tair young reader of the
ghost story.-kcnncbec journal.
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The June Bug Rampant.

The bu" is II very useful insect, but
how Objectionable it can make itself
on occasions wns shown by an Incl
dent which occurred one night on
the Central railron,l OF New Jersey.
The milk train was carrying two
passenger coaches behind the milk
cars, and as the night was warm
the hall dozen passengers aboard
had the windows all raised. The
train had been standing on Il
side track few minutes when a
swarm OF large June bugs. attracted
10y he ear lights, flew In through the
windows. In five minutes the seats
were nearly covered with bugs, and
they began To crawl around the legs
oithrrnssrng"rS and to prove other
wise nnplraSnntly otiicious In five
minutes TIL" insects had possession OF
tlietwocarsand the passengers turn
rd out, The problem which now
presented itself was how to get the
pests out of the cars before the train
started. \ fire wHs suggested. ard
while Inc passengers gathered brush
wood and kindlcd Il roaring blaze,
one of the bralemen went into the
ears and put the lights out. The
y1scw;.s successful, the bugs deserted
the cars and he passengers went
back, shut down the windows and sat
in darkness until the train started
New York Commercial Advertiser.
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He Was Not e. Kicker.

"Heastly weather, ism it?" observ
ed a man who was hanging to a
strap in a crowded North Side car
thu other day.
"Wcntlcr suits me well enough, /"
replied the man spoken to, who was
cinging to another strap.
"lou're not particular about your
weather. suppose" rejoined the
other slightly nettlc,l.
Not at all. One kind good as an
other to me-"
Easily suited generally. Just ps
licl' stand up in IL car as sit down,
rcckon!"
"lrs. just us lief"
"Ant particular about getting
Your full share of everything that's
going. perhaps, if you have to kick
to get it?'
PPM not a kicker"
Don't worry over things When
they don't happen to comeyour way,
calcuatc?"
"Ain't worrying about anything. {"
"liaven't made any fussabout the
census in Your town, either, of
coursc?i
Mary fuss"
And don't intend to, hey??"
CHATS correct. Don't intend to.
Don't care IL darn about tie cen
sls."
lust so-.just sol" unused the dis
eontentcn passenger. MANY other
men in Your town like YOU"
"lluntlre,ls OF EN-"
DO YOU mind telling me where you
live"
Just as soon tell YOU asnot. I'm
from Hannibal, Mo-"
"Arc there any other men from
lianniha! aboard this caro-
"Don't see any"
"T!Eank lnnvcn.H
Ah,l the man who sometimes kick
ed at things crowded to he other
end of the ear and put his head out
To get some fresh air.-Cllcago Her
aid.
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Thew Had Met Before.

Now, SIR began the attorney for
the defense. knitting his brows and
preparing to nnnihilate the witness
whom he WAS about to cross-rxnm.
Inc. YOU say yorm nnmeis Williams.
Can you prove That to le your real
name? Is there amy body in the
courtroom who can swear that you
haven assumed it or the purpose
oi fraud and ,Iecpi,''
II think you can identity me your.
self. answered the witness.
az Whr," did ever see you be.
fore. my rirn,l'"
II put that scar over your right
eye twenty-five years ago when you
We're Stealing peacIies out OF my
fathers orchard. I'm the same
WiIiiams.'
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0"''" ttie monograph is now. used
to wait for the Lell to ring so as to
have IN excuse to howl in the thing.
One day it went off and | was on
hand promptly. discovered that
the talker at the other end of the line
was one of the most prominent So
ciety ladies of the South Side. also
discovered that she thought our Of
flee was butcliershop. She wanted
to know ii Mr.. -, the butcher, was
in. and said that she had the honor
of talking to him then.
"What do you mean, she asked,
by sending mo snch roast of beef
as that OF yesterday"
81 asked her what was the matt
with it and she replied that it wasn't
fit for n dog to eat. spanked upat
this and told her that | had had
more trouble about her trade than
all the balance OF my customers com
bined. told her that she not only
did not know Il good piece OF
roast beef when she saw it,
but that she did not know how
to prepare it, and that she didn't
know how to ent it after it was pre-.
pared. Of course, she rung me off,
and lwentover to my desk and rolled
over and laughed. In few days [
had occasion to go into the butcher
shop milady had been talking about.
and while waiting for my order said
to the butcher: Docs Mr-tradc
here now? mentioning the name of
the husband of the lady WHO had
talked to me over the wires.
mo, sir, the butcher replied. lie
came i'll here and said that | had in
suited his wife over the telephone. I
tried to explain, but he wouldn't
have it. So | have ordered the con-
founded thingto be taken out of here.
l was afraid of it in the first place
and told the fellow that it wouldn't
work. 1t was IL hnmbug.'
81 looked up ut his telephone and
saw that he had IL chunk of leaf lard
stuck in the transmitter and II kidney
tied under the bell. lie said he had
had the thing stopped up until it
could be taken out. suppose /
ought to have told him the truth,
but | couldn't summon the nerve.
Besides, enjoyed the tongue-lashing
which l gave the lady on the South
Side, but always feel guilty when |
meet her. "-Chicago Herald.
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Swallow Only Pennies,

Alloy with tears coursing down his
cheeks was led by an excited woman
into the office of an east side physi.
clan.
Can you save him doctor?" de.
manded the woman in u trembling
voice.
what's the matter with the boy,
madam?" responded the doctor.
He's swallowed some money"
GLOW much?"
GA cent"
cold style or new?"
"New."
Tho doctor gave n sigh of relief,
and then smiling upon the woman
he said; "Don't be alarmed, madam.
Wipe the little fellows eyes and take
him home. He'll not die this time.
But letme give you u bit of advice,
madam. Make that boy of yours
understand that it he must eat mon.
ay he is to stick all the while to the
lowest denomination, and the newest
fashion of that. couldn't do any
thing for your boy, madam, if. fol
example, lie should swallow a silve,
dollar oradoubleeagle." New York
Times.
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in fury over the island, and it seemed to
me that al! the evil spirits were bowling and
shrieking in the dir. '
Shielded from the storm by n large boat
cloak, carried my beautiful bride with
her face nesting GU my breast, to the cove.
and then bore her into this tinc saloon.
- shall never forget the sweet words sho
whispered on the little journey, even while
the tempest almost dashed me to the ground,
ana ~, the sharp lightning nearly blinded me.
me.
No sigh escaped the lips of this cold
blooded monster as he uttered these words:
no sign of feeling for the ruin of n gentlo
girl whom he had betrayed to his piatical
den of infamy and crime: whose dream Of
iife was destroyed like crushed rose leaf,
anu all her hope gone from that moment.
TO DE CONTINUED.
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Tn" baby runs the white house,
Morton runs The bar.
Wanny runs TIN Sund;y--rhool
Is Sick-Nursing Unhealthy?

Sick-nursing. We fear is going to
prove an unhealthy occupa lion. says
the London Hospital. 1t is a very
common thing nowadays to meet
nurses in the street, and the obsrlv-
mt doctor cannot but notice how
pale and anrmic many oi hem look
No one need be surprised that large
numbers of nurses are so pale and
bloodless. Their life is Tor the most
part indoors and indoor life is sure
to produce anrmin sooner or later.
Moreover. the work or nurse l.,
anxious, responsible, solitary. She
eats all her meals alone or in the
presence OF a sick person. 'Shris 10,
at home in the kitchen, and issel,lom
welcomed as Il friend or member of
the family upstairs. She has long
hours of work. short periods of To-
taxation, and is often disturbed
in her sleep. Many employees
look upon her aus Il kind If
eight-day clock, which, periodically
wound up, ought to go for ever.
How can she he tired; is she not I'll
nurse? How can she nave n roornp-
petite: is she not IL nurse? Why
should she have Il headarhc and 10
depressed i'll spirits alter II sleep!es-
night; is she not Il nurse! There are
hundreds OF people who's to think
that because Il woman is Il nurse.
therefore she is no longer Il woman,
but il kind OF cnst-iron machine. or,
as we have said. an right-,lay clock.
wound up and by the nature oil the
i. nase warranted To go" What il;
], undoubtedly now required is ready
and sufficient means ol securing rest
for a nurse before sil" is broken down
nnd i'll. That she will break down
and be i'll is certain il she Keeps on
long enough with her work without
rest. That she cannot afford forest.
if the same time she has TO pay
Tor her own lodging and food, $
equally certain. Proper provisi,n
for trained nurses during convrIt..-
rence and holidays is one of the most
urgent wants OF the time.
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Better Than a String.

Detroit Free Press.
81 want something" said farmer
as he entered a Michigan Avenue
drug store the other day
"Well, what is it,"
Il didn't tie string around my
finger but ] guess ] can get around
to it all the same. What's the
name of the lake below us?''
Lake Erie
Exactly. WHAT'S the name OF
the bay which the boat runs top
"Put-in- Bay"
Correct. Now, then, who put in
there?"
PERRY"
Straight rs u string. Iwant 10
cents worth of perygoric. NV old
woman said I'd be sure to forget it,
but here's the proof that l didn't"