New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-11-13
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

"A ,,,,o and a quarter for missionsp is the watch.
word OF the MethOdsts this year, ana they arc gums
to get IT, too Universalst minister once said 70
Methodist minister With such zeal as the Methoo.s
have We could sweep the world bu' you COW.
have such zeal" was the reply Of the Methodist ~r
we believe we've got to the world and you don'
believe in the place we want to save 1t rom''
r,no,e--I hear that your next door ncighbors have
very good organ. Do you know how many stops
mas ironsonopy about three day. and those are moi
very long ones.-(Brooklyn Light.
Tim campbeIl says the Republicans are Ike tho man
uho drives the hearse-they are not In IL. Tim 'eis
the truth: they are not in it, and they never VIII
DO either.
literary Editor-By George, it's too bad In q
literary point Of view It's the best piece OF RoS1
tnss s Do to publish it. Tho Society for the Pre-
venton Of Vice would surely De ater En-, Us, oun ubo
society EditOr-Whats the nanic OF the "o""n ""o
wrote iti-(BOston Transcript
arhe Genuine cowboy isn't at all proud OF MS
clothes y saws q Texas man. "They are necessary
part of his outnt, and he not aware that ne at all
picturesque Those strong eggngs ana jacket pro'ec'
him from the thorns and brush through which ne some
times has 10 run full speed to head OH wiz st'
Those large spurs to make his pony go quick "nen
he Goes to rope an animal. That wide-brmmed hat 10
20 nrtect his face from the burning in this South
ern climate That cowboy belongs % the church. ana
next sunday you may see him in the congregation
dressed ND as neat as pin. and likely teaching CLASS
in the Sunday school,
THE HORSE SHOW OF 100.
Oh who's for the Horse Show. the talk o. the owl
That IS held In the building OF yellowsn Drown
There vera Horse shows aforetime, and Horse SHOWS
But never Horse Show like this ala we e.. see
For II leaves all the others behind 1t as iar
AS the Fenwicks were left by the Young Lochinvars
There's mighty high Jump and record 70 oreahL
And the world has no fences that horse viii not take
Asd the ssn RIDER e slips pnerCnsy into seat
iin-and over The men are too hushed 70 hurrsh:-
But q thousand McAllster maidens say "A-nh'n'
Sec the hansoms all drawn up 10 gorgeous array
true British idea, in a miniature way.
The The crowd crow IS ali slyo9 could hear pin drop
He is going-ths noble and ventu a. man
TO catch wild runaway horse-n ne can.
Rut the best to NEWCOMERS Of all of the show
Is 70 see the fire laddies hitch up and let 90;
e sMy gracious TsIs socn rs qst IKE Srssm'
And now for the stables, to make things compie'e-
The luxurious labyrinth under our feet.
Then who's for the Horse show the talk OF the town.
WHY every good cit. from McAlster down
Tor up) to the butcher-boy driving his cart
We're all for the Horse Show, with all OF our heart.
Poor and rich, proud and humble the me anu '"'
For he's no sort of man who don't to talk horse'
N'' ~ NV -Fuck.
ain one Of the most gruesome parts OF tue konoon
Tower says an American who recently visited ui's
institution, "the following bit OF conversation csn0
TO my ears: Il say, Jimmie whatever VIII 90 "''cn
the bloomin banns are callcd' shall feel such =
silly to know Pm soon going to be married "omsn'
shall You, now Mary Jane y he replies WE'LL ow
do Won think shall feell 1t amt no nonsense see
married. for a man gets to be rate payer .en, anu
no mistake and e's q 0use older and that Ihsa
an interval ensues Of eloquent silence. The checks
the girl grow pinker. and the man wakes sefeon-
scious and awkward and l, who listen to this chatter
walk quite away from 1t all, and muse on the greas
problems Of love and lis and mummies Tor mere arc
mummies galore to right and left In various degrees
of stony, calm content"
Old Fuddy-George, Just look In tine dictionary ana
see what the meaning OF syLygy Is!
Geogoh bother Why not Write say 70 aS e eo ans
besides IL will make him think that We arc literary
lights. ..,,, .,.., u.,.A
you are.-(Boston Transcript.