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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1890-07-10

Miss Annie Hanson came down from
st. Paul Thursday and returned Sat
urday.
Chris. Thompson is again seen on
our streets.
The 4th of July celebration here
was a success, there being large
crowd both day and evening. The
dance was well attended and about
sixty numbers were out.
S. I. Irvine received an appoint.
ment as railway postal clerk and start.
ed for Eau Claire last Saturday.
Miss Katie Gillespie Is visiting
friends aud relatives in Trenton.
George Drake was in town last
week.
A. G. Foss is taking the remainder
of his stock o. hardware to Ellsworth
Ceylon Rossman has finished the
course at BeemaI's College and re
turned home.
A. Il. Ulvin has retired from bust
ness, having sold his interest in the
store to Oscar Olson.
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'sDel." Peck of Chicago is in town.
Mrs. John Lee has gone to Glenwood
to attend her sister who is very sick.
A. S. Collins was in town last week
and took his mother back to Omaha
with him.
Mrs. Plumb attended the funeral of
her sister at Knapp last Monday.
David Sloan is building new house.
Several ladies awaited themselves of
their rights for the first time last
Monday evening, and went to school
meeting. where they helped elect Miss
Ellen Bradford director and Loren
Rich treasurer. Hereafter the dis.
trict will furnish text books. renting
them to pupils.
Alden Bradford is building an addi-
tion to his house.
Miss Mamie Campbell read the De-
claration of Independence, and Mr..
sam. Bradford of Hudson delivered
the address here the 4th. a process
sion representing the business of the
town. headed by States wagon, was
feature of the day. 1t takes a pile
of girls to represent the states now.
They were arranged on seats forming
stairs all around the wagon and at the
summit was small girl i'm crib
holding a banner inscribed "fOl Ida. =
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|. S. St, P. & U. P.
THeSe Lsff.sS are The Initials Of TIE
Nsr EiHs through UyOHliRg and
Idaho Pa lie Pacific Northeast.
C. B. & N. Il. R.

This line IS composed of the Chi
cago. st Paul Minneapolis & Omaha
AMI Union sPacifc Railways and
reaches more Far Western Cities than
any other line. as follows:
Haley. g lise City, Lewiston. Mos
COW and principal Idaho points.
WaIla Walil, Colfax, Pennington,
Rockford. Spokane Falls and numer
GUS Washington points.
Baker city. Pendlet0n, Portland and
princip j b-t- IA points.
Ogden ai.d -alt Lake City, the lar
gest points IN Utah.
san Francisco. Los Angeles and al
California points from Mt. Shasta tC
San d.. go.
And this Hue also reaches Butte
Anaconda ;ut many other points il
Montana.
Also notc That by this line accom-
mOdations aia furnished in Pullman
Family Sleeprg Cars at very 10"
rates u holder Ut SecOnu-claSs IlChel'
going To Washington, Oregon and Cal
ifOTHia.
When you 2 ready to 20 West. be
fore aeciIing upon your route, call on
agents All g.. -. z. VI. * o. Ry.. wht
will cheerfuily furnish rates and in
formation about through car service
over the ''LlkE SUPERIOR. IT. PAUL
TNI0i PACIFIC iilE" and connections, oI
for pamphlets and maps address
T. ". TEASDALE.
GsrclnI Passenger Agent. s.. Paul
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AnrfcII.

The Band boys of Martell leased the
grounds of Toilet Rollefson for three
years where they built platform fol-
dancing, and had the grandest cele-
bratiOn on the 4th ever held at Mar
tell. over 100 numbers were sold. Jas
Hill of Hammond played first and Hen.
~ Stark and sister played the organ.
A. p. Forsyth read the Declaration OF
Independence, and DR.. ID. w. Wood
worth made a short speech. Refresh
ments were served at the grounds.
Miss Mollie 0sen was down from St
Paul to spend the Fourth.
Albert Brook and wife of Minneapo
lis paid visit at NJ. E. Syness'. They
returned home Monday.
E. p. Bjerbeng visited his uncle al
Madison last week.
|. b. Iyerson returned home last
week. He reports good time.
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Farmers are haying.

Crops are growing this warm wealth
er.
Miss Clarissa McCollum returned
home. Her cousin, Lizzie Montgom-
cry, accompanied her to visit at OFT
man.
Miss Kate Van went to Prescott
last Saturday to visit relatives.
: Mrs. Walter Ogilvie returned home
last week.
There was prayer meeting at Henry
Van Sunday night.
Mr.. Poston of 0ttman visited at
Mrs. Jennings last week.
There is to be an ice cream festival
and lemon squeeze at the church the
evening of the 18th inst. Every lady
will bring a lemon and cake; every
gentleman must pay two cents fol
each seed In his partners's lemon
The proceeds will be used to pay fol
church curtains.
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KinnfcEinnse


Joseph Wilson Of Hudson spent sun
day in town.
A company of ladies and gentlemen
from the Twin Cities made their abode
with Mrs. Fuller last. week. while fish.
ing.
Herman Ball OF Madison spent u few
days with Fred Smith recently.
Miss Gertie Wright of Crookston.
Mimi, visited with Miss Ella FOllaDs-
bee last week.
Chas. Gray accompanied 10y friend
is visiting relatives.
Mrs. Prof. Baker is at home this va
cation.
Mrs. George Williams is recovering
from her recent illness.
A very quiet wedding occurred al
Mr. Halls last Thursday, July 3. Miss
Ida Hall to Mr.. Israel Reed of Belden.
vile. After "A short visit with friends
the happy couple departed for their
future home in Beldenville. We all
unite in wishing them prosperous and
happy voyage.
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TrfmJeIIe.

Andrew Bennett and Mrs. Hall were
married July I'd by A. ]. Moore, Esq.
John Whipple lost a valuable COW
on Thursday last by strangling in the
rope she was tied with.
Andrew Tildening lost fine mare
and colt last week, rather mysterious
ly. and friends have made up collec-
ton for his benefit.
1876 numbers were sold at Ed.
Leach's dance the 4th. Did any place
in the country beat that! Let's hear.
Three harvesters and about 2 tons
of Irvine were the sales Ed. Leach
made in two days last week. This
shows where the best and cheapest
Irvine can be bought.
AZ. Richardson will be on hand with
a new threshing machine with a
IA horsepower straw burning steam
er. lie intends to do away with
horses and haul tank and separator by
steam.
Miss Lou Mclaughlin from Wash.
is visiting in town.
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BILTMoRE.
Vanderbilts Earthly Paradise in the
Mountains of North Carolina.
HENDERsoNvuI.E. N. c., ,
lima X 1904

June Is. 1890.
About twelve miles from this place.
three miles off the line of the Ashe-
Vile & Spartanburgh branch of the
Richmond & Danville X. r., is the
Southern domain of Mr. George Van
derbilt, the New York millionaire,
which is destined to be the finest
country seat in America, if not in the
world. Attracted by reports of the
genial and salubriOus climate and the
beautiful scenery. MIR. Vanderbilt
came here in 1888, and was so de-
lighted with what he found that he
resolved TO buy "a tract of land and
lie purchased 5000 acres along the
French Broad River. and is now inn
proving it with that serene indiffer-
ence to cost which man worth "A
hundred millions can feel.
The plan of the mansion called for
site on the brink of perpendicular
bluff; and as there was no such site
on the estate one had to be made. So
large force of men are now engaged
in grading down part of "A mountain
for that purpose a private railroad
has been constructed at cost of
81 200 to convey the material for the
mansion from the Richmond & Dam
vile station to the grounds. When
the work of transportation is com
pleted this railroad will be destroyed.
Five hundred men and vast number
of teams are now engaged in prepar-
Jog the grounds, and great houses and
stables have been erected for their
accommodation. There are to be
lawns and meadows, parks and groves,
orchards and vineyards, game pre-
serves and trout streams, and winding
among all beautiful grass bordered
roads. All kinds of native and for
eign trees are being planted, and rare
exotic plants are being placed in con-
ser NdIORltS.
All this is very fine, and will help
to advertise this wonderful country
with its glorious climate, its wealth
of timber and minerals, and its Him
liable water-power; but the New York
Cresus ought to have the nightmare
for giving to his grand estate such a
name as ''Biltmore.
The fame of this mountain region is
growing. Already people are being
attracted hither not only from all
parts of the United States, but from
Europe as well. And the enthusiasm
of those who come here is such that
glowing accounts are constantly going
back to friends left behind. The eli
mate of western North Carolina is
acknowledged to be the finest in the
world. No purer air, no better water,
no grander scenery can anywhere be
found. Why should not they who
have means to crafty every desire
come here to live! ). A. q.
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Fargo.


Mrs. BrOwell of North Dakota is
visiting friends and relatives at this
place.
Miss Emma Olson closed a success
full term of school June 81. We un.
derstand that she will be her own
successor.
Miss Addie F.. Stewart closed her
school in Trimbelle June %.
Miss Dell McCue of st. Paul, spent
the Fourth With her parents of this
place.
The grain crop in this vicinity has
never looked better than at the pres
ent time.
Mrs. Chas. DOpkins has returned
from Pueblo, Col, where she has been
visiting her parents.
Mr.. Watson and his son Frank made
several calls here while on their way to
Red Wing.
Mrs. Robey has gone to Grantsburg
to visit her son, NJ. l.. RObey.
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Rye is nearly ready to be harvested.
Martin Murphy lost good work
horse by heat "A few days ago. 1t
dropped dead while blowing.
Henry Gunter has this contract to
make side cut on the road near ID.
A. Smiths for 500.
Mrs. Daniel Lowe of Prescott is
visiting in town.
The picnic at Armbuster's was a
success and everybody had a good
time.
W. III. Miley and August Malneg
have the job of building the bridge
near VIM. Meier's for 1924.
Those children who were sick with
scarlet fever have recovered and we
have not heard of any new cases.
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English SPAWN Liniment removes
all hard, soft or calloused Jumps and
blemishes from horses. Blood SPAWN,
curbs, splints, sweeney, ring-bone,
stiles, sprains, all swollen Threats,
coughs, etc. Save $50 by use of one
bottle. Warranted the most wonder.
full Blemish Cure ever known. Sold
by K. S. Freeman, druggist, River
Falls. Wis. 35-1y
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Oftlnan.

Merritt Moore of Green Bay is pay
ing his sister, Mrs. ID. Thurber, a Wis.,
il.
Mrs. Shorn and daughter Lulu are
here again to spend the summer.
Cyril Bartlett is preparing to move
his house to a more desirable lOca-
ton.
There will be a sociabls at ii. Bart
let's the 18th for the benefit of Rev.
HurlbuTt.
Miss Ida Jennings of Ono made us a
short visit last week.
Mr.. 5. Gabriel of Mendoza is spend.
ing few days at b. J. Nelson's.
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Roc1 Elm.

The summer school started on Mon
day with some Is new pupils.
The heat on Monday afternoon was
the most intense and prostTating oil
any day this summer. The thermom
eter stood at from 90 to 1909 for sew
eral hours in the afternoon.
o. P. Whip has sold his farm tc
Geo. Shaw, including farm nipple
ments and some stock, for $1,000. The
two families exchanged residences or
Monday. Mr.. Whip taking possession
of the Tornow house in this village
Our 4th of July exercises were very
interesting, but owing to the many
celebrations around us the crowd wa:
not large. Rev. Atkinson gave fint
grafton.
Miss Nellie Churchill and little
brother have returned to Minneapolis.
VI. I. G.
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j. J. Schulthess was chosen Dist.
clerk for a full term at the school
meeting Monday evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. CoulsOn are happy
over recent addition to their family.
1t is girl.
The 4th of July passed off quietly at
this place. A good time is however
reported by those attending the cele-
bration here.
A Sunday school class was organic
ed at this place on Sunday, the 9th.
oberding Bros. have begun putting
I'D kiln of brick.
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Netr CenferrilIe.

There was large crowd here on the
4th. Everything went off nicely and
all enjoyed themselves.
Chris Larson came heme from Bel
denville quite sick two weeks ago
We are glad to see him able to be out
again.
School closed here June 9th. Miss
Nelson gave good satisfaction.
Old lady Hodges, who we have been
expecting to die all the spring seems
TO have a new lease of life, as she was
over to the grove on the 4th.
Simon Babcock has had his drilled
well blasted out and he now has plenty
of water.
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SIG, 900 Worth Of Monuments
TO Nv s3,p ,'rr,.lx rue NExr 80 DAYS.

To BIZ som t'1r,r ~ THE NENT 80 DAYS.
This stock. I'aI = both Marble and
Granite. WIS -J.ufactured during the
nlst winter while labor ruled low, and
will he sold Il i mech lower price than
IL made duriuv the summer season.
If you are thinking of placing a fine
r,c,rment. c.sll.t once aud see the low
figures ue I,ave an these goods as they
are MI expected % go in the next %
days.
All orders rrcei-ed soon can be set
up before Decoration day.
+ Y. PETERSON.
Office. store and Factor 243 y. Main ST
STILLwAFLR. MINI.
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TARIFF LITERATURE FOR ALL.

The AMERICAN PROTECTIVE TARIFF LEAGUE
is publishing s most valuable series of Tariff
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Each issue of the series appeals TO those en-
gagged in separate industries, and presents in
disputable cts-cOmparisOns of wages, cost
of living, and other arguments showing the
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Tariff" which will be sent for cents.
The whole list will be sent for 80 cents or
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5-"Failacies of Free Trade" T. 7. MILLER. 80
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1.-THE Protective Tariff: Its Advantages for
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Public Exercises of the First Class
Ever Formally Graduated in Supe-
rior---Some Excellent Essays Fine
Music and Happy Teachers---"The
Sweet Girl Graduate"
lCopied from The Evening Telegram of SUI
perior, Wis, issued June :, 1901
Last night for the first time in the his
tory of Superior, class graduated from
the public schools.
The exercises were held in the upper
room of the Central Park building, which
was filled TO its fullest capacity by the
friends of the class of 900"
The decorations were magnificent,
made up of evergreens, flags, and pro-
fusion of potted plants in full bloom.
The blackboard was adorned with fine
drawing in colored crayon-executed by
Miss Florence Bertrand and Lottie Beebe,
also the class motto, MI ftuctunt sed con-
ceptunl - Not finished but begun.
Promptly at o'clock the class was escort
ed to their places by principal g. l.. Bow
man. The class consisted of three mem
bers-Misses Edna Kimball, Nellie Len
root and Gertrude Gates. They were
dressed in white, dresses ornamented
with roses and gold ribbon, which repre-
scented the class colors.
The following program was rendered:
Greeting Chorus-School.
Prayer-I. w. Gates.
MISUNDERSTANDING Gates
Impromptu Polka-Bertha Kimball and Lolita
Beebe.
Class IIistorv-F ma Kimhau
Juvenile Sem Ohorus.
Glass Prophecy-Nellie Lenroot.
The Lord is My Shepherd-Solo and Trio.
Violin SOlo-Anna Tompkins.
Essay: What do You Fear2-Edna Kimball.
"Qui Vive," Gallop-Bertha Kimball aud Ger
| trude Gates
Essay: one of the Problems-Nellie Lenroot
Lightly My Bark-School.
Essay: A Modern Hero-Gertrude Gates.
Valcdctory-Edn Kimba1
Vacation Song-School
Benediction- ev. A. Durrie.
The exercises presented by the class
were perfect gems of literary production,
both as to matter and composition. Miss
Kimball in treating, "What do we Fear?"
addressed the question to every person
present. The paper was full of fine
thought
Miss Nellie Lenroot in treating, zone
of the Problems" thoroughly and practi-
cally discussed national and compulsory
education. Her delivery was full of Wig
or, clear and entertaining.
Miss Gertrude Gates gave very vivid
review of the life and works of Henry NJ.
Stanley as ga Modern Hero"
The diplomas were presented in a very
neat speech by Principal G. l.. Bowman
who addressed the audience with a few
fitting remarks as TO the character of the
class and the duties of patrons.
Supt Langley then followed with con-
gratulations and word of advice.
The musical part of the program was
fine in every particular. The semi Choir
us by the school and violin solo by Anna
Tompkins were very well taken by the
audience.
The flower tributes and books present
ed to the members of the class were
beautiful and costly.
Taking it all the entertainment fur
nished the people of Superior last night
was the finest ever witnesse in the city,
and the class of 80, their teachers, par
ents and friends are to be congratulated.
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The strengthening properties of rye
at once recommends Secale Flakes to
the public as most wholesome dish.
Try it for breakfast.
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Educational.

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IAN COMMUNICATIONS should be addressed TO
the Editor at Esdaile, Wis.l
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EsaE:r00a r.n:e- Fables.

EH-Trairs No. n for 81. Paul connects at IIud-
son for all points on Lake superior; also for
Green Bay. Back River Falls. Eau Claire and
Menomouie, also with daylight train for Chi
oago, Milwaukee and Madison.
Es-Train No. Isl connects at Hudson with
vestihuic train for Chicago and Milwaukee, also
with fast train for Duluth, Superior, Ashland
and all Lake Superior points.
Coupon Tickets or sale for an principal points
in the United States.
FP. AINSwORTH. Agent.
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THE "CLASS OF 90"

Public Exercises of the First Class
Ever Formally Graduated in Supe-
rior---Some Excellent Essays Fine
Music and Happy Teachers---"The
Cuuaaf Gtrf Graduate -
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Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-11-11
Dou't Fool with persp. ration.

Considering oil that has been written
and published about sun-strol1e, and the
danger that arises from dry, non-perA
spring skin, it is really amazing how
many people call for preparations to
prevent perspiration. There are several
of these, and they are all effective, the
main Ingredient in each being tho same.
The effect is not only to stop perspira-
tion wherever the preparation is apa
piled, but also to increase the tempera-
tLre several degrees and seriously in
jure the skin. Ladies, of course, use
such complexion preservers more than
men, but there are not wanting young
men who, to keep up a spotless appear
ance, will subject themselves to annoy
ances and take dangerous chances. The
only legitimate manner to check per-
spiration is to keep quiet and avoid ex-
ceSsive exercise.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-11-11
HAD Mover rrisd It.

When no was at Odessa, not long ago,
the Gar visited the barracks, which
had. Of course, been newly-painted and
cleaned for his inspection. The com
mandant, with the idea of impressing
the Imperial mind with the care taken
of the soldiers, hired lot of warm,
bright blankets and sheopskin mats,
which we're placed on and by the side of
the mems cots. The Car was highly
pleased, and, on leaving, turned to one
Of the sentries at the entrance to the
dormitory and asked him If he found
tho blanket warm enough. "Fve never
tried it, Littlo Father, ~ was the inno-
cont reply; 1--WE have no blankets but
our oyercoats."
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-11-11
UNLUckY THIRTEEN.
The Conductor Did Not Understand, But
He Will Next Time.

Ahe CONDUCTOR Did Not Understand, But
He VIII Next Timc.
1t is custom on some street rail-
ways to give annual passes, which are
numbered, says tho Seattle Press. These
passes are not necessarily shown each
time man rides on the cars of that
line, but each one bears number, and
when asked for his fare the holder of
tho pass calls the number of his pass.
Not long since the holder of pass No.
lS on one Of the Seattle lines got on a
car, accompanied by two ladies, for
whom he must, of course, pay fare. 1t
happened that the conductor was q new
man and not acquainted with the pass
system.
The conductor entered the car in quest
OF fares and the first man he approached
was the holder of the pass.
The gentleman handed him one dol
Lar to take the ladies' fare from, at the
same time remarking distinctly
"Thirteen.''
Tho conductor took the dollar and
thon began ringing the bell Of the reg
lister. Ding, ding, ding, ding ding,
ding, ding, ding" went the boil.
Hero, here" broke in tho passenger,
what in thunder arc you trying to do?''
Didn't you say that you wanted to
pay for thirteen?" n,
mo, you double-breasted lunkhead! I
hold pass No. Is and want to pay for two
ladies'"
A"Oh!' exclaimed tho conductor mild
~, "why didn't you say so before?"
Then the bell-pullcr gave the passen-
per back his change and inwardly de-
termined to get even on the first small
boy that attempted to steal ride.