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The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

lam Slocum, the hermit minister of
Rhode Island, who lives alone in u forest
near Exeter, breaches each Sunday with
tree stump for pulpit and the sky for
roof, marries or buries his few parish
toner's as occasion demands and enjoys
his comparative solitude with all the
zest of a lover Ct nature. He has eX-
pounded the doctrines of the Baptist
church for sixty years, and declares that
he will rot "let loose the grip on life and
the gospel" until he reaches the century
mile post OF existence.
Another minister whose pulpit career
extends ever six decades is Rev. Peter
Havermaus Hastor of st. MGry's church
at Troy, n Y His age is 81, and he is
said to be the Oldest Catholic priest in
America. Born il Holland he was ded-
icated by hi, parents to a religious life
when scarcely more than an infant.
He was Urlnined in 1880, and entered on
his long and useful pastorate at Troy in
1912.
A third preacher who fought evil for
over sixty years died the other day, and
was nourned by widely scattered and
cosmopolitan congregation. There was
sorrow ut nanny tropic port and arctic
whaling station as well when the news
went abroad that Father Walker was no
more.
In his time the old man had preached
to three generations Of sailors of all
climes, of all colors and of all faiths.
His Floating Church of Our Saviour for
Seamen ut New York city was through
many years a haven of rest for weary
mariners, who found in the gray haired
soul pilot" rs they called him. not only
spiritual adviser but a stalwart pro-
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
A Scientific Diagnosis.

Van Doodenbocker lin front of monkeys
cage at Central park)-Say, chawppie, |
don't take any stock in this twash some Of
those beastly old scientists invented about
these cwetaws being our gwandfathaws,
do your
Chappie gazing vacantly Mt the intense
faces of their monkeyships)-Naw, thawt
don't; too demd much expwession for a
gentleman's gwandfathaw, don't chew
knaw.-Judge.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
Gave Him "a Tip.

Chawles-Ah, my deah Miss Flirt. May
I, you know, ahsk you what it is you find
so amusing?
Miss Flirt-I was Just reading Mr.. Gasp
an item that i thought might interest you.
Chawles-Tndeed. Pm delighted, you
know. What is it?
Miss Flirt-It says that II DR.. Thompson
has just made successful experiment in
brain grating. Chicago Times.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
Inconsistency.

Gushley watching sunset in the north
woods)-Ah, the infinite glories of the
heavens! At such n moment as this one
realizes the littleness of all earthly things,
the utter worthlessness of human life
Guide Gnterrupting) Say, boss, here
comes the man who's sworn to shoot any
one what hunts on his land.
Gushley-Great Scott! Let's run for our
livesl Run like mad!-Munsey's Weekly.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
Nhnt MnLn Him Dad.

Judge-Looli here. this makes the sew
enth time in IL year that you have been be.
fore me, and each time it is for worse Of
Tense than the time preceding. Now, why
are you so? What makes you so badY Why
don't you keep away?
Prisoner-I dunno, yer honor; allus did
have II habit of getting into bad company.
Lawrence American.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
Too Much Civilization.

Tenderfoot tout west)-Is it necessary to
go armed in this section?
Native-Wall, tibet depends. Wot's yer
business?
Tenderfoot-Pm music teacher.
Native-Huhl Now you're here, 'spose
every gal in town III be raisin' Cain till she
gifts pianer an begins practicn' five hours
a day. reckon you'd better go armed
New York Weekly
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
Only Negative Proof of Meaning.

"Now, Mr.. Tintype," giggled Miss Used
tobe, "don't you dare tell me to try to look
pleasant"
Mr. Tintype, "in your case | shouldn't
think of such thing"
And Miss Usedtobe would give her best
false teeth to be sure which way he meant
it.-Westborough (Mass.) Tribune.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
The Murder.

There were no new developments
yesterday in the murder case. A
tramp, white man, who was seen
loafng around the neighborhood on
Monday has disappeared and cannot
be found high or low. The officers
are doing all in their power to capture
the murderer, and with that announce.
ment the public must be satisfied.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
A Voice from the Boudo.r.

"What foolish mani" said Miss Grace
"All men ar- foolish, my dear" re-
marked Miss Trim. ITO what particular
one do you referY"
at says here in the paper that Phila.
Ndelphian has just offered to sell himself to
coroner for SO"
"Reallyp exclaimed Miss Sour. II am
delighted to know that there is one man
who fully appreciates himself. "-Chicago
Times.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

Owner of Horse brushing the flies off
the impatient animal)-What are you tell
ing me, Larry? Are you really descend
ant of the Irish kings?
Larry-Yis, sor.
"And now you're shoeing horses in an
Englishman's blacksmith shop! 1t looks
like the irony of fate"
"Yis, sor. Stand still, we bastel make
me livin', sor, by ironin' fate "--Chicago
Tribune
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
CnrefnI of His TrOuserS.

Miss Cashley-You have dropped your
handkerchief on the floor, Mr.. Van Dude
kin.
Van Duhckin preparing to get on his
knees)-l did it with purpose, dear Miss
Cashley-er-E love you; will you
be my wife?-PGck.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

"You look like contented man." said
a charitable old lady to IL laborer. Il don't
believe that you consider your work be.
meath YOU"
"Faiy, an Oi do, ma'am," was the reply.
cts well Oi'm digg!n'. "-Washington
Post.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
Card of Thanks.
AUSTIN, Sept. 10, 1890

To the Firemen of the City of Austin:
GENTLEMEN-The management of
the Lunatic asylum desire to tender
to you sincere thanks for the timely
and heroic aid rendered in extinguish-
ing the fire in the laundry on the
night of the 18th inst. No firemen
ever made quicker time or did better
work. May you, one and all, olive
long and prosper" Very respectfully,
j. s. DORSET, Superintendent.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
A Taclx-ful Apology,

Mr.. Raconteur-What makes you so
cross today, jim? Ever since your baby
arrived you've been gay as lark, but now
you seem TO be on an entirely new tack.
Mr.. YoanSfather--I am; got it in my
foot during last nights floor walking
Westborough (Mass.) Tribune.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
Awful. Indppli

Mrs. Kawlcr-Tms so sorry that your hus-
band wns caught and sent to prison for his
embezzlcment of the bank fundsl
Mrs. Alb SCOnder-Yes, and the worst of
it was that in court they put him right into
the sane pen with all the cheap, petty
thieves! SO degrading to n man who stole
SlU0, 0O0!-Lowell Citizen.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
AROUND THE CAPITOL.
Matters Picked Up Going Through the Cap
itOl Departments.
EXECUTIVE OFFICE.


Miss Josie Bridges of Mason, has
sent to Governor Ross check for $l2G
for the Confederate Home, being con-
tributions from various ladies and
gentlemen of Mason. Miss Bridges is
the daughter Of veteran Federal
soldier. Governor Ross replied in II
suitable nole to Miss Bridges.
An amendment was filed to the
Houston City Street railway of 1870,
increasing capital stock to 100000.
An amendment was filed to the
new charter of the city of Rockport.
The resignation of Hon. ]. M.
Renick, representative of the Seventy
third district, was received and &C.
copied by Governor Ross.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
The Ouihhles We're Lernl.

Lawyer Black-Yo' honah, | rise to OBJ
jeck to de legal bubbles dat der prosereu-
ton am bringin' up
Judge Cole-Mistah Black, yo' sit right
down. Fl dem bubbles Am legal they shall
stand, and de cou't allows 'em.-Harper's
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
Nothing to Worry Ahnmt.

Scared 'eighbor-Oh. Mrs Muggns, y'r
husband is tryin' to hang himself in tn
barn.
Mrs. Muggins-He never succeeded in
dom anything he tried TO do so far. Guess
he'll be comm in all right wen the dinner
bell rings. -Street & Smiths Good News.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

Mr.. Whitney House (pointing to young
Clarence VeriSopht and his girl)-Two
souls with but II single thought!
Mr.. Chaurcey Lake (cynically)-Which
has it?-Westborough Mass l'i'buLe
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

you haven't put az change pocket in
this coat. Snip"
~ know it. sir thought vary likely IL
you had no pocket you might send your
change to me-, and that would reduce youl
account. "-IIarper's Bazaar.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
COnsOling.

Mrs. Uneasy weeping)-Potipha dear
don't know, but believe my liver is out of
order.
Mr.. Uneasy-Oh, we'll, never mind as
long as you have kind heart. | didn't
marry you for your liver.-Whitesde Her
aid
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

'IHE STATESMAN awould again and
most earnestly call attention to the
TACT that the manufacturing conven-
ton will be held at Fort Worth next
week. Has Austin yet selected the
delegates who are to represent her in
that most important convention? -
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
short but Sweet.

links Why, Binks. what's become of
your watch?
Binks-Sat in the train next II a man
who asked me ten times in one hour if |
had the time.
Jinks--Well?
Binks-Gave him the watch Jewellers
Circular.
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
WOnan's Wit.

"Let me see" said Bienkins musingly.
"What was it | was going to take home
tonight"
perhaps it was a horse car" said his
pretty steDographer saucily.--Somerville
Journal
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
Old No Longer.

Stranper-Where do the Highminds re-
side They are one of the old families Of
this city, believe.
Mrs rorundred-They used to be, but
Mr. Highmind failed last year.-NG.j York
Weekly
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
A PROGRESSIVE PRESIDENT.

venezueIa's Ruler "Dooming Things for
His Country.
DR.. Raimundo Andueza Palacio, pres
ident of Venezuela, is evidently man
Of resources, ability and snap. In the
western states or territories he would
doubtless take first rank among boom
ers" and build up the section in which
he was interested despite all obstacles.
AS it is he is doing great things for the
country of which he is the chief execu-
tive. Not only is he developing the ag-
ricultural and mineral resources of Ven
ezuela, but he has also set on foot an
immigration scheme that, if successful
means great things for the republic.
President Palacio was born forty eight
years ago and received his education at
the University of Caracas. He chose law
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25
The Waning of the Honeymoon

Groom-A ring around the moon is
the sign of rain.
Bride (sweetly)-And ring on
woman's finger is sign of -?
Groom (sadly)-Reign, and 60 to
Brush,s and select set of that beau
tlful Havlland china he has just re-
ceived. l told him you would
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

as a profession,
and became doc
tor in jurispru-
dence attached to
the judiciary in
the federal dis
trict courts of
V e n ezuela. At
terwarl he prac-
ticed law on his
own account un-
til the advent of
t h e Ale a ntara
n Il mi iStratiOn
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

think"
"Ah, bought it. did youy'-New York
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

when he held two very important posts.
Later on he was exiled but returned to
assume the presidency, having been the
unanimous choice of congress for that
Office
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25


Consq!aion free personally Address DR.
Cal VIII Western and Southern cities DR. LBlGS
To trial bottle
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

Cotton pickers are in big demand,
The Austin weekly statesman. (Austin, Tex.) 1883-1898, 1890-09-25

sLoCUM. HAvERMl.Ns.
ical and intellectual
vigor is presented tol
the public gaze, The
panara1 wonder caa,nS
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-04

ben 9dnben basesen, tuo bic giuiliid'
tipn iinoeren 9atums nnb bic Bnrbn-
rel Gdnser berridenb setueieH 1T, tpie in
&uBldno, oa iueroen ueue Sheen nit
Der sr6Bten 8ereituiaisteit aui9euUm
men.
9ambrOiO sei9t MIN ferner, iup oas
@erie bel ben Srren su Gage tritt uuo
Die GntartlIngs Rip6oien oes @entes.
90 fommt er Su Der SdluBfol9'rung.
baB gipiiden Der GhpitOlugie bes 0tan-
mes BON @eiIt uub Der Eatbolo9ie pes
Srrcn es iebr sablreide SeriibriluSs'
pllnfte sibt, Die iosar cine aeiuific Con
tinuitdt Swii9en beiben beriteaen. Wsan
fann ii6 oaraus bas bdiifige Sors
fOmmen uou 9eiitrei6eu Srren uno BON
geiItesfranten @enies erfldren, Die Siuar
ibre eiseutbiimli9en @isenidaIten be-
iiben, Die ouf Der uebertreibun9 Der
jenisen beruben. tuel6e oas e'cnis
perleibt.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-04

Sn ieiHer frIbeften Suseno tuurbe q
mad Der beriibmten 8lausras. .@egeuo
bon Sentudp sebrabt unb rnter ben
.gorucraders" nabm er in pbGnume.
Raler Beiie an 6leii9 Su. glls 5tpeis
jabri9er &nabe tpog er bereits 206
8iuno unb elm Sabr ipdter erbielten
ieine @ltern auf 8arnum'S rSabp.
Sbotu- in gteip gort fir ibren SSobnnie,
ais bas i6perite Sabp, ben eriten
Breis i'm 8etrase BON $1,000. SIN
Glter BON Subreu tppg Der &nabe 3O2
Bfunb uno in oen ndbiten 6 Sn6ren
nabm er um tueitere 103 Sfuuo Su.
Gls 10 Sabre alter Siinslins hattie er
bereits elm Sf6rpergetpi6t ppn COL
Bfunb uuO als iunser Manu opn 25
Sahreu nos er 725 Hflnb. Sn ben
nd6Iten 5pei Sabren nabm er MIR I'M
33 Bfuno 5u, bas Sabr baraui ma6te
ibn tuieber Inn 81 Bfunb idperer, 10
oaB er I'M Sllter bon % Sabren 792
8fllno ipo9. Su ben leBten iiebeu
Sabren lit iein &6rpersetui6t Itetis 9es
iua6ien unb betrdst basielbe iebt 9O7
Bfunb. 9Ius ieiner bisberisen itetigeu
3unabme oil Sleii6 lit gu idlieBen, 6a6
er iein DfoTimolsemi6t nod ni9t err
rei6t bat.
SObn 9aniOu grnis oerbantt iibri,
gems feline coloiiale 8eleibtbeit ni6t
ieiuem iibermdBi9eu Slppetit er III
uielmebr I'M @iieu unO Srinten iebr
ndBis. Sic Sleii6maiien ieines &6rs
pers oeruriadeu benz Dtanne ni6t bic
9erin9Ite 9ait. 8el6e 9imenIiunen
fem SDrper bat, mag oarnus entnoms
men tperoen, DAB er lint Die Siliten 8
s5uB 8ol miBt. SelbItperit6ntlid
sebIaudt ct fir ieine Sleioer gang ries
iige GuantGten StOff. Sir einen pols
len Slr5ug, &Od, Soie uub 8eite, mug
Sein Shrei6er Al Ynros nebmen uno
brei BimtS @arn 9eben auf elm 8aar
ieiner Striimpfe
Sn @raigs gloern rolIt cine MiIhuna
ppn beutidsm, irii6em, i6ottii6em unS
en9lIid]om Blut. Gein @roBpater nit,
terli6erieits par eiu S6otte imS feline
SruBmir.ter cine Seutlte aus sraufz
furt. Sein llr9roBpater miitterli6er.
ieits mar Der in SrfunO 9eboreue erIte
'Spuperneitr bon Sermpnt, Gbittenben.
Sein @rrBpatsr mar in @uslanS gebos
zen uno ftarb uad 35idbrisem 9ienit
'dls GIiiiiant @eneralar5t Der Ser.
Stadten 81 @nIt 2ibertp. &a. Craig
Dat ii6 trOb leiuer rieiieeu 8sleibtbeii
Cit @eib6en Don 5ierlider J.sur se'
iiGmmen EnS bieie @be 1T DOT
eiriseu 2aseH burd bic @eba!rt zines
Yadodns seieeuet tusrben, bas ii9 in
Rsbts BON Den 8abieS nurn1olsc Batter
IIntcri6eioet.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-04

Gufresuna lieB lie nidt id[nfen, itbon
na6 elmer 8Iertelitunos itnno iie uieoei
briiben I'M &rantenSimmer = biesmat
nber iueui9er, unl bel Selir ST fua9en,
ais um bic iueuigen Stunoen oeS 3u'
Iammenieins nit benz 0atten, ben Iis
bod ans ireiem Guti9luB perlaiien
iuollte, nod nlsSutoIten. sic i6ieueH
ibr plbbIi9 t6Itli6e GropTeu I'M MeeI
Der Belt! - Seinritb I9ien aud fat er.
freut iiber ibr 8ieberfommeu, es mar,
ais ob CT eiue Side empfdnoe am &rans
fenbette oes 9emeinIamen 9ie6lingS, Die
eben uur Martba aIlein auSfiillen t6nne,
barum i6ob er ben iuei6Iten Seiiel fiji
iie ans Settben uno 5uslei9 in Die ri6'
tise SlauOeroii itance, uno bat lie. ii6 81
iesen.
Su bieiem ausenbtid frat Wartba,
fin6 ins 3immer, leiie, als triise Il,
cine Sarntappe anItatt SeS bunfelu
9udenserieiels auf benz Sierli6en &0pf.
6en. 9a Iie tpGbrenb 8riioer6ens
Srantbeit Mamas ipecieGIe Siiriors,
i4merjlib entbebrt bate, iu9te iie, iiG
sdrtli6 ani6mie9enb:
rSb iuia nit Dir scben, Mama,
iuenn On perreiIeu tuirIt."
llno bas @ort bes 8inbes i9ien
pl6bli6 aud bas ribtise 8ort auf bic
2ippen oes 8atcrs gu leeen, na6 iuels
6em er pielleibt ldnsit persebens se'
iu9t bate. 8en &opf beS 366ters
dens liebeuon lit bic S6be ri9tenO,
frus ct i9erSenO unO tiefernit suslei9 ::
so uulltelt On Sapa bod psrlufen,
9u fleiHer 8uBprebiser? SD bente
aber, On bleibit bel Beiben! Ni9i
,uabr, tbeure Martba?"
9lus benz Muube Der iinsen 5rat
flans Elm Sreubeul6rei, 10 laut unt
eurborin9enb, baB Selirden erruadte,
limb iudbrenb iic sebro9en ilub itol5,
iau6Senb unb iueinenb susleid5 on
ieiner itiirmii9 flopienben 8ruIt lag.
ipieberbOlte Selir9en lit ieinem Sett
6eu: n3u Seiben!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-04
stn RoIoB In wsemfasaseftaIt.
Sobn SaniUn Grai9, ber
RieIe

Sas Gtdbt6rn Sanoille, fueldeS 10
@eilen ipeltli9 BON Snoianapolis, Subv
an Der ,Si9 Sour" @iieHbabn belegea
,lnb Der @ouHtpiib BON SenoridS @oantg
lift, bat unter ieinen 1000 @iniuobuern
eiuen MaHu, iuie ibn iuobl Die iibrist
&elt ni1t auf5uiueiieR bat. @s 1T biea
Der &ieIe SObn Sanion Craig, beiieu
&5rpergetpidJt bic $leinigfeit BON 907
Yiuno betrGgt. 9ie 2ange bieIea
Iebenbisen 5leiIbtlumpens 1T uidt I'M.
gefpbbuli6, ba Sp9n mir SUB 3 .3pl
bonn S9eitel big sur Spble miBt. 9ei
Mana, iuel6er jest 35 Sabre Sdblt unS
fid fets Der belten @eiunbbeit erfreili
bat, 1T in SUwa County, Sotua, ala
SObn pun @ltcrn 9ebpren, berrn aOr'
perbimeniiOuen nidt einmal oas gtors
mafmaB errei6en. Seiues Satera
&6rper9eiuidt betrug faum 120 8filno.
ipGbreno feline Ntutter nm Sfuno me
niger ipos. Slls Sobn oas 9i6t bel
@elt srblidte, iuos er mir IL 8funb.
Balo uabm er an 2eibesfiille Su unb i'm
utter BON IL Mpnaten mar er bereita
~ SIunb l6per; fir icOen Wtunat iei'
mes 9ebens bate er lomit 2 Eiuns
5leii9 aufsuipeiien.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-04
9aS SantpfftaSier.

sd perbanfe benz ebemaIi9en 9ireo
tor bes Sippobroms 9lrrnult", "a
i6reibt Iurelien Sdou in ieiner neiie.
Ien Sonntagsplauberei i'm rMatin"
iuie bic ,Sr. g. i9reibt, yStunben bei
Seiterfeit, tuie iic mir 3ibler uOer 9oin'
tia ME perI6affen f6nnteu. 9ai
9ampfflapier iuiegt ale gSerte 8aul bi
&pds auf. @s erlebte nur cine Spr'
1telluns, bdtte aber beinabe 200 @tenp
i6en bas 2eben getpitet. 9onneritaa
ben11. Suli 1868, llbr Ha6mittags,
na6oem bic 8agenrennen beenbet ma
rem, Der Mnnn nit Der Su9el bic &unbt
nm bic &ennbabn sema6t unb Der fal'
i6e Blpnoin ben @iertu6en binnusge
trn9en bate, ben er auf benz Sell SO
Meter iiber benz Meeresipiesel sebudeI
bate, rief glrnault: Y9as 0ampitla
pler!"
Wan Iab nun eiueu 9ainpfteiiel au
bier 9idbern bereinrollen. SerIelbt
tuuroe bur9 Elm 8fero 9esu9en, mas
anfangs fontii9 fpirtte. lleber ben
&eHet erbpb iid cine Reibe Bfeifen
Gbnli6 tpie Die Sfala BEL Der 8anIl6te
Ser @rfinoer idiirte bas Seuer uut
bre6te bann ben Sabn. Sofprt er9os
ii3 Der 9umpf in idmmtli9e Srselpfcb
fen auf einnnt. 9tein! Soldb' Elm 21rm
bat nod niemals Die Sbren eines Men
i6en 9etrDffen. &ein Sttrr, tein Orb
beben, fein @ulfanausbru6 bnben il
audi uur Die Sdlfte bieIes @et6ies Der,
oOr9ebradt!
SteIIen sic iid Die Srompetcn Dor
Seri6o Dor unb laiien sic bieielbeu
upm Miitral anblaien; fiigen sic bauu
nod oaS Britllen bon 500 26pen bin5u,
Die lebeuoig rerbrannt perbeu, unb baa
@eIdrei ppn 1900 betrunfenen @ieln,
baum t6uneu sic 1ih einen l6pa6en
Segriff uon ben erIten glfforben bea
9ampfflauiegs MAIDEN. glGe 9eut,
Itopften Ii6 Die Sbren Ill. Die Sfinber
i6rieen. Den 5rauen tuuroe libel. ST
niae eri6redte 3ubOrer retteten iif
bur3 eili9e Slu6t. pgsas lit Oenn lus ?"
frug Irnault ben @rfinoer un0 brebtt
ben 6abu. Man bat su tart gebei;t",
autiuortete er. Der 2drm l9polI immel
mebr an. y@enug!" - y@euug!" rieI
man BON allen Seiteu, nur Der 86rieu
matter @mil @remieur, Der 10 taub mar,
baB er, fuenn man Die &auone i'm Su,
ualioeubotel abi6uB, fraste; v@ie,
i9ou balb?" = @mil Gremieur 9ing
auf ben Smpreiariu 81 uno fraste, aui
cine rieIige Srgelpieiie beutenb: y8o'
iauue Ooer 8ilton?" Der @riinOer
antiuortete oeriuirrt: ySinten i'm Soit
...." Sn bieiem sIugenblide srt6nts
Elm frr9tbarer Small, bas 8iaup flpe
i'll bic 2uFt. Ollie 9eute iu6ten ii9 Su
retteu. Slls ii6 Die 9ampffpolten uer.
So9eu batten, iab mnu ben @rfinoer be-
iiunungslOs balie9eu. @r bate ein.n
oreiin6eu Irmbru9 erlitten. Die Or
selpIeifeH lasen ber6osen aui 6em 30,
ben umber, Der &efel mar in Der Ntittt
seplabt uno Die Sublen9lutb ilammte
rubis tueiter. Baron 8auiin, General
Secretdr Der Bariss 9pon Mittelmser'
babu, auf Der Ii1 'bamnls Snblrei6e linz
fGle erei9neten, ia9te su ieiuen Nahs
barn: r9as fam man tueni9itens ni6i
vi &e6nun9 unierer @eieui6ait iesen.-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-04
SoreieDS Riass.

SD beiB nidt, tuaS iOu es bcSeuten,
1lnb mas id bugeseH nur thu? -
SD b@be ieBt factiid bier Ober
9Iu6 Hibt eiren Gneenblid Stub.
f5ait iebtr sermuniihe Siusliua
GrpreBt fi6 aui mid eineu Rsim,
@s iuden mid, beiuebeeeiitert
Die beutiG1sn Sadfiide beim.
Ger Rnler nit leuhteu6eu 9liden
Sn Observation-Disclosures Yeiu.
@r fribelt mid, lebuiudtbur9itau
@ntSiidt i'll isiE Sfi5Senbud Elm.
Sn iammerpru= '9redlidsn S6neu,
Sn Colo, 9uettsn, I'M @bor,
Gtei9t tdgli6 Su msinen Sbren
Gin Seer bon @eiangcn empur.
@S ielbet su meinem Sdeitel
Der Sritte mOuOclelRO biuau
9as bat nit ieiuem Singer
Sm 9eidfiHn Der SeiEe getban.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-04

Cine 70 pidtige nnb ae,
beimniBpo1e Roue audi Der 8nutUfieG
bel unS i'm @eiten ipielt, i'm Often lit
ibm cine nod sr6Bere Beoeutuns be-
ihieoen. ST cine muIelmduniide 6rau
bon ibrem Ntanue beleiOi9t fuuroen-
benn aud bort iin6 bic Mduner tpuntel'
miitbig uno ungetreu-, 70 sebt iie snus
einIa6 ~ benz &nbi nno Iest einen
8antoffel perfebrt auf ben 8OoeH, 70
bnB Die Goble na9 pben itebt. Dies
rei9t bin, Obne OaB lie Elm @urt fueiter
Su ipre9en brau9t, Obne cine iueiters
Grtldruu9 uerltebt Oer Saoi ben Sinn
bieler Sanolimg, unO bic 10 BON Der
Sldserln perlanste Sdeioung tuiro be
ipiIIigt. gSil oasesen Die Sirtiu init
ibrem Wianne beiiammen iein, 70 jiebt
iis ibren 8autOffel aus unb ieuoet ibm
oeulelben ourd eineStlauiu. 9ns beiBt:
rSomm i6neGI, mein Serr, Define &c
liebte bofit boil Sebniu6t nuf Sid1,%
Sat iie Seiuf Don elmer Sreunoin ers
baltsn, 10 ItelIt iie bereu Santpfiel uOr
ibr .3immer, nm 10 ibrem Maune un5u.
seigeu, es Iei cine frentbe 5rau inn
Sarem nnb er biirie oesbalb ni6t bers
eintommen. 9ieies YnntuffelSeiden,
eeseu bas feiu Ruielmann Ju banoeln
ipast, iuiro freili9 nidt ielten au6 be
nibt, ipenu bic 5rau aus irsenb einem
au6ersn @ruHo ben 8eiu9 ibres Rou'
neg usrhiHoeru tuilI.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-04

- so 6oer ben. 2etrer
Tim Gramen) 0iebt ben Sas Sum gttes
beridreiben auf: 19ie 5rau, eri6redt,
entflob." S6Hlrntb prlft Oas @e'
isariebcne bel eiuem idtuader Shiiler
Der lebtem Sant uub finDst: nSir Jrau
Grl6redt cen 5lpb."
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-12-04
Gragen uno Gntiuprten.

Sra9en un6 Gntpprteu
@enn sic Cob MAIDEN f6nnten, mad
iuiirben sic oaraus maiden?
- Gin @ebeimuiB.
8elde Seiddfti9uns udbrt mebr,
Stifen ooer Ntalen?
- Sc nad Der 3eit: frib itlden,
Weitta9 nlalen.
8eG6es 8ferb frist Sbit?
- Der S6immel.
&eI6er llntcri6isb iif ;ipiIden sinsm
Slid uuo elmer Sbiir?
: Ger Slid bdnst un elmer anssl,
bic Tblr all StueieH.
8onu iuerocn Die 8ei6eu bon ben
Irmeu unteritiBt?
8euH iie uuf &riiden s.bsH.