Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-26
A sook Agents Reyenpa

and gave the door bell vigoro5. Il
pull. The door was opened nv n
young girl as fresh and pretty / +
look at as new blown rose ! h
bowed with the easy graeeuIness i \
an accomplished book agent, "a a., \
only attained by long and constas
practice, and greeted her with n,
most bewitching smile, She kiu5i, I
invited me into the parlor, while u,
two eyes beamed upon me ike al,
oflight shining through the Windo..
Of heaven.
She seated herself upon the sob
and !, thinking ''faint heart nsv,,
won fair lady" pulled ont my ms
spectus and took "a seat BY her "a,
For one short happy hour / talksa
with that fair young maiden, uhss
just as we were beginning to Il.
somewhat loving aud eontidenta
the door opened and a sl4-iootss
raw boned. big-tooted Young iarnss
eutered he stared al Us ia blsr.
umazement for moment aud ia
CALCULATED
Gal, what in thunder are s0n a5
ing with that young mafl-Grs,
scott It's a book agent" hs eul.l
abruptly, catching sight Of NV pfos-
pectus
SIR, ! said rising ami paliis.F
bowling. Il have the honor Oi inir.
dueing % you a work
And !. " he broke ia, starting 4.
me '.hage the pleasure 81 kiekag
YOU out 81 my house. Yoa little
red headed ~
diI not wait 10 hTnr more. 81
catching sight 81 the size 81 hls boots
grabbed my hat and started jass
as reached the doorhls foot eanst.
NE Ike d young cyclone, and, hfltisg
me over six steps. landed me il IA
midst % thorn rose bush
when craNled out ~ that h1,a
I ] was as mad u pieces - tuulanity y
the square inch rs ever existed t,
/ smoEhrred the raging Volcano asls.
in. Hross and bowed politely.
Madam, ] said turning 10 sss
girl, whu vas standing on The door.
] step laughing nt ms, beg ypr
3 pardon Tor niy hnsty exit Aeeessssy
, compelled me To hnve your sasas
presence n triiie muFr suddenly fAss
either pOlitsness nF inclination *
citned me 10, but III ylic nrar f,isaw 1
! shall DO myselg the honor "a esq
again
''As for you. sir. said. addisse
Ing the farmer, we two shall uses
1 again
(. let me sntch your rpt head siis.
i ing 10 my yard again and / wili TX
y y1u ali over the iiFrd aas Ga
: sweet good-hy 81 the horHy-hanssi
I, son ~ toll
: That night laid uWnko III uisls
I. IBcfitntiug a dirr and awful rsyeug
I hni by morning | had my plans q
I, made
I. had piecc oi thirk sheet ma
, rnnds 80 that Il Htted snug and tou
I. like TO that part IT ms nnutaml
h which got kicked. then | secured ~
ounces of dynamite and fastened /
n carefully Ia nu oil.lined silk ~.
\ about xix inches square Tbs
I. sewed on thr inside ~ the -rnt 81 u
\ second best pants and my maehip
r. Of vengeance WINS cnmplets.
N ~ walked up To thu door | ss'
<. tie inrmcr drop his fork and take
(. bee line from tho bayfield, to th
IL house. The same girl answered III
n. ring OF tho door hcIl She seeine
4 very much surprised to sse me agais
M but with rosy blush on her cheek
" aud wInsome smile on her lips u
ru agnln invited me into the pnrlor.
d. She seated herself on tho sofa 81
II invited me TO do the same. I dl
nj not dare to sit down. but bent io
M ward, so as tOgivc THE inrmer d roc
nd opportunity Tor n squire kick, seits
nj her hand md had Just begun 60 ma
ld muir passionutely' II must look q
Il. on your supremely beautiful laI
NJ agniu, though the sun should Il
:. aud the heavens should ialI-."
10 When well, the heavens did D,
cr fail, but the iarmct's foot did suuat
o. nnd fair upon that dynamite ba
Great scuttlwho would have thongl
six ounces ofdyuumitc could crea
such q rumpus
When | picked myself ont 81
re straw pile ten rods away. into whit
ne had been fortunately thrown III
Al therefore not much hurt, saw q
n farmer crawling out Of u mud pudd
= IN the hog yard some fifteen ROY
~ away and the girl hanging on 3
he wire fence in the back yard.
cd II bet TINT farmer don't kick q
lg other book agent" muttered 81
II. cleared out. burlington IIawkel
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1n a Lucky Reporter.