New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-11-17
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

What troubles the sentimental young women OF
Poston who flock to hear Father Ignatus the Anglican
monk is the fact that they can't make slippers 1or
him. because he wears sandals on his feet HAPPY
Thought! What's the matter with their making nice
aesthetic sandals for the good man' They could also
get up something sweet III the way Oh co"is Tut ''o
apostle of mOnasticsm.
"The practice OF chicken stealing. which our OPP
ponents profess to consider so reprehensble Is not Only
quite innocuous in ITSELF but 1t Is the hope ana saIva
ton OF the country and should De encouraged anu up
After Election The country has passed its verdict
upon chicken stealing, and has declared that must
cease. 1t is dangerous most vicious practice ana
no words OF condemn it in terms too positive
or too scathing. D-(Boston Transcript.
The Democratic Congressman from Oshkosh, Wis.,,
is n full.blooded Greek. II the railroads should give
him pass he ought to know how to hold it.
Irrefragable Evidence.-"so you think Jones is a
Christianl"
~ am sure OF it,
"what makes you think so,'
What MAKES me a h.o S' r.S ~ had ansrter re
sist the temptation for whole week to pass ii of on
| q nelghbor '-(Cape Cod Item
"This bit of aluminium" said Colonel L. c. Weir, of
Cincinnati the other day, pointing to small bit OF the
metal on his desk, cost me just $4,000 Yes, that's
rather dear for aluminium, admit, but STILL" with
smile we must have It, you know. became inter
ested in man who had perfect process for making
aluminium A company was organized and the stock
subscribed The process looked very well on paper,
but this is all have to show what became OF $4,000
tho amount OF my stock. Pm rather curious to see
| how successful these newer processes OF making
| aluminium will be-
| good cat story illustrating the sagacity OF the
r RENEE cat saw large rat run out from under
stable and seek shelter In woodpie Tommy FOL;
not do So Finding that his efforts S Were IN ya aa
| \ <pile no nj
informed another cat Of what was up, and the two
back the woodps Tommy No. st, stationed aCs
Rs ~ THIS frightened he INTO tl
am occurrence -(Bangor Wing.
The Lady or the Mtten Jack Huste-will you
Rita Rustle-ThIs is so sudden-gve me time.
Jack Hustlefon can't AFFORD to waste any more ,,
| time You must DC t"ehtS-s'A ho"' say yes "i'@
PUCK.
In an article in lakewood, DR.. Boyd, the Mod
orator OF the Scotch Presbyterian Church gives some
interesting facts which show how popular lIturgca
worship Is becoming in the Scotch Presbyterian Church
lie gives few specimens Of extemporaneous prayers
which largely explain this reaction in favor Of liturgy
For instance good minister recently prayed, ave
know there are blessings going tonight. and put IN
for our share, Another remarked. en- PEASANT, /" II
must be Acknowledged that hitherto Thy people hav,
been In a sad minority; but we look forward TO IN,
day when they shall be in an overwhelming majority.
And another thus reminds the Divine BENZ OF well
known Scriptural statement: "For, as Thou knowest
men do not gather grapes of thorns. figs Of tn
! National emblem This delicate reference to thu
thistle rs the National emblem Of Scotland is delicious
but how 1t would have surprised the writer's Of the ou
Gospels.
"A man paid ~ for barrel Of apples. lie sob
half of them for a. So and the rest OF them decayed OF
his hands How much did he Ioso'' asked TIN
teacher.
lie didn't lose n0thn'.' bawled out u farmers DO.
I'm the class: he worked 'em up into cider "Chlcag
Tribune.
Money Is now being raised to complete the from
OF Trinity Church Boston, according 10 the origina
design Of II. II. Richardson.
| A Dlstinction.-He running to catch Q train
| .What time Is It's he asked
| "standard or town time ~
RAILROAD time. you fooli'-yewellers Circular.