The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1890-04-12
THE MTNsrRELS.

IL 10 mistake to cay that rain falls alike on
the Just and the unjust The latter always has
the umbrella-PHck.
Gilroy-whom would yo,A name il asked 10
designate the master of American fiction,
IArkin tunhesitatingiy)-G Greeley -New
York Sua.
George Washington waa worth nearly mill
ion dollars, yet he wasn't able to bay e-cent
postage stamp with his portrait on it.-Tcxos
IStfIings
she-And after we are married yon viii love
me - much - you do now He--f hope not
] will have to devoee come OF my attention 10
hustling for . living. you know.-7erre HaHte
Express.
Edltor-Do you know any of the candidates
nominated BY the opposition. Reporter-No.
really know nothing about any OF them Edito:
we'll. write EN- down - . bad lot generally
Chicago Umes.
wrecked. but the captain saved himself by
ciingiug TO the blight Of . rope" Hint His
bark appears TO have been worse than his
bight"-Pack.
why do yoa have such homsly old maids In
the tabieaux? ~ asked visitor q the entertain
ment- They are members of the board of man.
ayers and they crowded rs out" poutsd . pretty
Young misS-CAfcuro Tim<s.
As Kaiser William Is az loss for additional
suggested that he shouId coin for circulation
'doubie-mark" bearing the princes portrait.
and call IL ''Bismarck- N. y. Eseasag Pos,.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS do believe Mr.
Scamp has just run OF. and there isn't . single
thing left in the bureau drawers that we cosld
sell. except this one paper collar. Landlord
Wen. thank heaven, II IL quite new 7segende
Batter.
THERE'S something exquiateiy cool In the fol.
fn~u At
when the traveller asked II he had Just crossed
the Alps, "wAll, now you call my attention TO
the fact. guess did pass risin' ground Meas
York Ledger.
Wanted. reliable men, read Mrs Rsacom
from the advertising columns of the paper
Then she raised her glasses apcn her forehead
looked severely ~ her husband and remarked.
And the woEidL wait considerable nuuaher
OF centuries yet before II gets em-Excaoags.
German opera In Phllsdslphis-sieSfried gor
safety intensl-firel Daiucher, Ran for xaur
llfesi Local Manaxer-yat's eadtu' your sies
fred-Don'd you hear dem rooft imherx shn.n
pin oad ( onsr Msnaser-Gome back slres.fr
Dem yos dat audience grsckin peanusx-rsrk
Loves Apprehension-fTen at night: maid.
servant in druggists shop asks for . two-cen,
stamp Aposhecary Sorry eant give vcy,
one; but II yoa are in . hurry take this five.
cent one. "Ahs bat this % for NY lover W..
are sure that that won't carry IL too FAR,
F7secsaGk Rtnts<y.
A Dead Heas-she kissed him a. he raye he,
TIE enxsxsment ring George darling -
always lcaged for one OF this pattern. sn. w.,
are the ara who loved ne snnsc.enily 10 s.nav
ray tastes "a tho matter" and yesfs renI,.x
be- isvelinz taiaes ua. cit 10 no rar.sr N IN :.
enxssemenu have never axsd anyshins eis- :
--BmTassesea FREQ Pvssx
sad News-yssecrase ls WEAK TO wlsa W..
from Colora6os-Ah. masienosselte xay ,h,rs
Paris 10 say nov. Yea should have srsn a. go.
the old regime Par example. before the d..ss
Of Ioass QninH-- Miss wise fhrsAthi.s..,s
oh. do nos tai me b IL dead. yt.e,,,, -,
Papa ha1 pruznis ne TIA. he shosIa mar. -.
furnisare for TIE nes dFawing rom. La
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publishing heaseA-I wonser how la,x IL .an,s
taks. for instance, 70 80 tbs pg.nEn- ara hs.ss
ing On book twice ~ big q tbs wes~ssrs.
unabridged Clerk frskhing errssealv ta..
erns rEsvsss ccceb-it ysa wsas 20 ssr a.. -,
ot printing enc If Senator E!sir's spe~~es. - =.
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