The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-11-13
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.
Sunday is now generally observed in
Japan as a day of rest.

= Sunday is now generally observed in
Japan as day of rest.
In many transactions the middle
man very soon gets in the first place.
- Some people take the world as they
find it. Others want the world and can't
get it.
Happiness is great deal like butter
in one respect-it goes further when it is
spread on thin.
"A peasant woman near Nantes,
France, recently gave birth to FIVE chill.
dren, who were still alive at the last re.
port.
When.a maa and woman have been
made one, the honeymoon is the time
spent in endeavoring to discover which is
that one.
-"Say, dad, when I grow up want
you to make a minister of me-" "What
induces you to make that choice, my
boy ?" II want to 60 Europe every
SUMMER"
= A male child of Mrs. Michael Nc
Guin, Of Newark, N. j., weighs only
three.quarters of pound, although it is
three months old.
One af the shortest names in the
country is possessed By Mr. Ye, who is
secretary of the Corean legislation at
Washington.
= Rio de Janeiro has reduced the ex-
port duty on coffee from II per cent. to
per cent, to take effect January 1st, 1891.
This will cheaper Americas most popu.
lar drink.
- The pay roll of the servants alone
of George W. Child's country place at
Bryn Mawr amounts to $1,000 month.
This is said to be the finest country resi-
dence III the United States.
"A large part of the drill of life con-
sists in overcoming hostile dispositions.
Every time we have conquered some re-
sentiment or prejudice we have made
distinct gain in the way to well-regula-
ted behavior.
= Ex. Congressman W. L. Scott, of
Pennsylvania, has tried buttermilk that
has been heated to the boiling point
without boiling and then permitted to
cool, and universally recommends it as
cure for dyspepsia.
"What did de doctah say allied yer
mostly, Bill?" "He lowed dat 1 had
confagration of diseases. Fust, de sal.
vation CLANS don't insist my Indigestion
dat makes torpedo liver, cose I'm liable
to go off any minute"
"A genuine case of leprosy has been
discovered at Chester, Pa. The disease
has shown itself by swelling of the skin.
all over the body, but as the victim has
robust constitution, it may be many
years before he succumbs to the deadly
malady.
"A Georgia editor, says the Atlanta
Constitution, borrowed mule to plow.his
garden. When quiet was restored the
editor was found under an clubhouse, four
panels of fence were gone, and the mule
was eating roasting ears in neighboring
truck patch.
Said very old lady, in peneten-
tial mood induced by illness, GIVE been
great sinner more than eighty years, and
didn't know it." "De land sake!" ex-
claimed an old colored woman who had
lived with her for for years. ~ knowed
it all the time"
= Louis Wolf, of Louisville, inherited
$4,000 a year ago. he went to New
New York, drank up his money, and
went to Crank Rapids, where be went to
work as porter in saloon. The other
day his friends had him locked up for
twenty days to sober him.
-"My son, stop! You must not dis
pute your mother that way" "But she's
in the wrong" ''That makes no differ.
ence; and you might as we'll learn, my
child, once for all, that when lady says
thing is 80, it is so" and then be added
earnestly, ''even if it isn't So"
= The greatest man is he who chooses
the right with inVincible resolution who
resists the sorest temptation from within
and without; who bears the heaviest
burdens cheerfully; who is calmest in
storms, and whose reliance on truth, on
virtue, on God, is most unfaltering.
- The color line is being drawn. In
New Orleans a mulatto girl is suing a
man for $4,000 for calling her white,
and in Atlanta a white girl is suing
man for calling her black. 1t is danger.
GUS to talk about dark completed
white person or blue.eyed negro nova.
days.
= Application will be made to the
next legislature OF Georgia for an act to
amend the prohibition law of Hart
county and provide system to establish
an agent in the county of "Hart for the
purpose of selling liqnor for medicinal
purposes only: and for no other pur-
pose."
A boy named Charlie Mason was
recently tried for horse stealing and &C.
Quilted at Paris, Texas. The evidence
was all dead against him, and be had no
lawyer. His face saved him. It Was an
honest face, and the jury took his state
ment in preference to the sworn testimo.
ny.
- Mrs. James Proud, of Hazardville,
Pa. ran away from London thirteen years
ago to marry Mr.. Proud. Last Tuesday
she received a letter stating that her
father had forgiven her on his death bed
and had left her $4,000 She read the
letter and dropped dead. The shock
killed her.
"Have you boarded long, at this
house ?" inquired the new boarder of the
sour, detected man sitting next to him.
"About ten years." "1 don't see how
YOU can stand it. Why haven't you left
long ago?" "No other place to 60"
said the other dismally. "The landlady
is my wife"
During the forty years just passed
12925,643 immigrants have arrived in
this country from all corners of the
world. The largest number came be-
tween 1851 and 1856, when the immigra.
tion returns show an income Of 2, 1915, ,6S3.
From 1856 to the present, 2,266, SAT I'M
migrants entered our ports.
At West Sparta, N. Y, recently q
number of men we're engaged in butch
ering hogs on farm. They were making
scald, when Charles A. Thompson, los.
ing his balance, fell headlong into boil.
ing caldron of water. When taken out
he presented fearful appearance, the
flesh dropping from his body. BE died
af.er several hours of terrible agony.