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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
q LOTS ONLY Sls.7i!

A Nd NOW CONES TBR LADIES IN A
"a mighty thrungs ru-hing into the Onco
Of the "Originap Greene, A. ga Man Il.
near the lift House. each one determined
10 buy or 10 Lots at the Lowest Prices.
and sell ag-in when the top 10 reAehed-if
We get 10 the top this summer. Everybody
knows that the Ladies arc SnEKwpEE
SPECULAIORs than the men. LAst week
many ladies called; this week. hundreds
more viii be in.
The offer OF LoIs At sls.7s each Is for the
one week only. commencing. Monday. April
nth. ard ending April lsth (sat1rdayl.
every ay from a m until p. m. except
saturday, when the sale closes At : p. N
Next Week, Up GoEs THE PRICK.
Wa eh for the Big Jump IN the price, it 10
coming soon For eScA lot you purchase
You must introduce some one 70 our on &c.
II you reside ont Of the city. send two
names for every lot you purchase. WevAnt
10 send Maps. Circulars, etc. etc.
II YOU want TO see how many people can
be squeezed into one small once. call At
No. "a Main Street, any day. We are al
WAYS busy.
II you believe the title il bad. the lots too
far from the Post once the ground wet
and covered with aikali, or any of the
many tales Of woe and depression re
tailed by rival agents. who do not have
the honesty to let buyers share prunts with
them or the personal ability TO push a Ereat
enterprizs to The successful issu'a which
TIE Or AZ Trans-JOrdAn syndicate are
meeting with, do not come to our oEnoe.
but leave these lots for those who have The
wisdom 70 investigate for themselves You
will be trying to buy some OF these lots n
SEQ apiece before fall. you people Who
heaTken TO our envious would be Compel
tors arc the very ones OF HON We shall
eventually make our N ney.
The ADVERT sing lots will be sold oniy for
each. and all lots
VI ust he paid for when selected from
the amps in the Office
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ut he paid for when selected fro m
the Izlhps in the Office.
b<frRcf. Title Insurance Pol
nnaI MnrranrN Dcrd

The ti;Ie 70 be LOIS j. absolutely perfect
F. To every cal er We give a map and other
printed matter. 10 every purchaser \
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TODAY'S TELEGRAMS.
The Hatch Trial

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo, April
l2.-Last nights session Of the
Hatch trial did not conclude till
nearly midnight During the early
part of the evening several witnesses
were called who testified to having
seen C.. w. Hatch at Flagles on the
27th April and that the deceased had
told them his nephew often sent him
money with which 10 prove up on
his claim. DIR. w. l.. Strickler was
the most important witness called.
He said, II am physician Of Colo
RADIO Springs. i have had active
practice for twenty-six years l
was medical officer during the
war. 1 heard DIR. GOdsman give
testimony. I listened carefully TO
the description Of the body Of the
deceased, and Of the autopsy. TAX
ing into consideration the condition
Of the body and the results attend
ing the auioysy. I should have in
sufficient data for giving n positive
opinion, but so far rs the data goes,
| should say they point to apo
plexy as the most probable cause Of
death. II would certainly be some
thing extraordinary II death ensued
from Injuries Of 50 trivial a charac-
ter. The scalp wound Was apparent
~ n mere scratch; rs 20 the bruise,
It was an exceedingly Insignificant
wound. There is no evidence that
this bruise extended TO the skull;
hence / infer that the violence
causing it was Of most insight
ficant character. II a person
had n sudden attack Of apoplexy
and fell TO the ground, blood
oozing from the ears after death, 1t
would be exceedingly different TO
state the cause, and il would be
necessary TO search further. The
shock Of the fall might cause the
blood 70 OOze from the ear, in case
the drum membrane is defective.
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call.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
President brigham YbunE-s

Its my intention to compile all
my fathers Letters for publication,
and | will be greatly obliged to al
those who have such letters II they
will kindly forward them to Jane:
a. Little, care JuueniLe Instructor
Office, Salt Lake City, that they
may be correctly copied. All such
letters will he most carefully
handled and returned safely to thu
owners. Respectfully,
DDS JOHN w. YoUSG.
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Taken TO Ogden.

Yesterday afternoon DIR. J. s.
Richards, DIR. Hall and others per
formed an operation on Alexander
Garrick, Jun, who was hurt at the
Union Pacific depot yesterday. His
leg was taken of just above the
knee. 4 short time afterward he
was placed on n train and conveyed
to the Union Pacific hospital at
Ogden.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

Grain Store, opposite the Post
Office, are doing rushing business
in Grain and Garden Seeds, OF
which they have just laid In an
immense stock. Being among tho
oldest and must reliable dealers in
the city, al knowing from the
demands Of the past, as well a.
from practical experience In farm
ing and gardening, what varieties
are best adapted to this region, they
are prepared TO meet the wants OF
the public in their line as few others
can. Call upon them du
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

% IL ATH s.

suAS.-Franees swan. daughter Of Doug
las A. and Melissa Coray Swan. born oeio
Der II, Is77. Diet April L. 1870. Of paralysis
Of the heart, following diphiheria-
Funeral services will be held At the
grave: oorieEe will Iesve the residence Al u
m. 10 norroV. sunday.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate Of John Wilson. Deceased.

NorICE IS HEREBY GIVEN BY TIL
~ undersigned. Administering Of ths
Estate Of John Wilson. deceased. q
the creditors OF. and all perssns having
CLAIMS AGAINST s4id deceased. 20 exhibii
then with the necessary vouchers- with
IN ten months after the 1rst publication Of
this notice. 70 the SAID ADMINISTRATIVE AZ The
law Office OF James H. Moyle- No ~ South
Main street. Salt Lake City, in the County
OF salt Lake
MARGARET WILSON.
Administrators OF the Estate OF John VIII
son. dtceased-
Dated March 5. LOO - coaw5v
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

The High Council will meet at
al 7sS1 on Wednesday evening next.
THE third vuOrum of Elders will
'rcet in thv Third Ward meeting
house On Monday night at 7:3D.
THOMAS Canaan Pc.
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SPECIAL NOTICES
SHORTHAND.

Day and evening classes and by
mail. Terms reasonable. Write or
call for particulars Practical Short
hand College. Progress Building.
F. L. MCGURRIS, PrOpr.
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LINCOLN PARK

Is the Leading Eastside Ad-
dition. Look it up. You can
double your money in 60
days by buying at present
prices. C. E. WANTLAND,
DIFF POI Main Street.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Es,.,. of E,ira Iohn.on. Deceased.

NOTICE - HEREBY GIVEN By TUE
~ undersigned. Executors Of the last Will
ard Estate OF. laraL- J. Young deceased. TO
TIC creditors OF. antail persons having claims
against the said deceased. 10 exhibit them
with the necessary vouchers. within ten
months after the frtt publication 81 this
notice, 20 said executors. ~ g. south
Main Street. salt Lake City. IN the Couuty
OF salt Lake
Dated January 9Th. $50
W. W. RITTER
y '. JONES
Executors Of the last viii and Estate OF
Clara l. J. Young deceased doaw sW
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

Vienna Liver Wurst, Head
Cheese, all Pork Sausage, Beef
Sausage, Bologna, Wiener, Wurst,
Breakfast Bacon, HOme-cared
Hams, COrned Beef, PiciSled Pork,
Dried Beet, Dried Venison, and
Fresh Meats Of all kinds in season.
Meats promptly delivered. Low
prices and quick returns. Telephone
50. F. J. MAY,
Union Market. 50 f. First South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
OGDEN nenarfmert.

The NEWS can now be had every
evening. at Sis, at the news
stand OF the Union Depot, or at the
Ogden News depot, S3l Twenty
fourth Street, a few doors east Of the
Post Office; also from Dalton, Nye
* Cannon, Main Street, or it will h
delivered at your residence the same
evening by applying to NJ. Scot
Anderson, NEWS agent In Ogden
City.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
RELIGIOUS SERVICES.

Religious services of the Church of
l,zas Christ Of Latter-day Saints will
- held IN the Tabernacle tomorrow
sunday afternoon commencing at
: O'Clock.
Home missionaries will visit the
lily wards tomorrow
In the city wards services are held
IN Tie various ward meeting houses
Al tha hours named:
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

We have a great many calls for
acreage Owners wishing to sell,
list some with US.
MILLER < MILLER
Not brothers, no relation. Room
/, Scott Auerbach building.
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Ram-: Rame.

Corner lot lT5 II. front, l mile from
Temple A fev chances left at 81 a
chance. Don't lose the opportunity
but call at once on John Wetzel,
the bOOtInaker, 90 W. Third South
Street half block west Of Cliff House.
u I'm
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

SHILOH's VITALIZER is what you
need for consumption, loss Of appe-
tite, dizziness, and all symptoms Of
dyspepsia. Price 10 and 70 cents
per bottle. .
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
First Glass Paper hangers
wanted at DINWOODEY'S.

SHILoH's CoUGH and Con-
sumption Cure is sold by US on n
guarantee. 1t cures Consumption.
For sale at a. &. Smith & Cos
drug store.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

For a choice selection of
Wall Paper call on Neve &
Child. 32S S. Main, south of
Fox & Symons.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

Is now located in his New Quarters,
No. - East, First South St He
has n New and Elegant Stock OF
Watches, Diamonds and Jewrlry,
and is Agent for the Victor Safety
Ricvele. the best in the world. u
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
Special Notice.

The members Of the High Coun-
ell are requested TO attend a meeting
10 lie held next Wednesday, April
10th, lSs9, at 7:3l p. m.
JAS. ID. STIRLING, Clerk.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
The Peoples Equitable Coop.

VIII pay a cash dividend Of two per
cert per mouth for the past six
months, and five per cent rebate on
all purchases Payable on and after
April 18th, 1899, at their Store.
dtd WM. LANGTON, Supt.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
SUBURBAN TRAIN
SERVICE

SERVICE
Now established helps in
vestments on the slope of
the East Bench. Look up
LINCOLN PARK before buy
ing elsewhere.
c. E. WANTLAND.
DIFF POI Main Street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
An LIMITATION DDcLINED.

BRUSSELS, April ia dispatch
from Cannes says that Stanley de-
clined King LeOpOld's invitation to
attend the anti-slave congress now
sitting ut Brussels, ON the ground
that the condition OF his health will
not permit The same dispatch says
that DIR. Parke, who accompanied
Stanley on the expedition to the
interior Of Africa, and is now with
him at Cannes, declares that Emin
Pasha is suffering from an incurable
catarrh, and before n year will be
blind.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

OTTAWA, April I2.-It is the in
tention Of the Dominion Govern
ment to provide that hereafter no
salmon nets be used in Canada.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
LInenln Park

is not waiting for street cars. Spleen
did train service there now.
G.. l.. wASTLAND.
dlf anl Main 81.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
CHENILLE CURTAINS.

The Finest Chenille Cur
tains ever brought to this
city are now at DInwoodey's.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
~ DINWOODEY

is now ready TO show his I'M
mense line and really fine
stock of Carpets. Give him a
call.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
JOHN c. CUTLER & BRO,
have REMOVED

Temporarily to No. IS West.
First South ST., One Block
West of Deseret National
Bank.
Homemade Wooden Goods
of all kinds.
Gents Suits Made to Order.
New Styles Spring Suitings
Just received.
CALL AND SEE US.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

For lame back, side or chest, use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price %
cents. For sale at A. G.. Smith <
Co.'S drug store.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

services in foreign languages are
e Gductei Is f0IloWs:
s-andi7sSi1H, Social Hali, upper room,
DO an
-eS=sz' seal Hail. lower room, 10 an.
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THE FINEST AND BEST.

selected line OF Curtains and
Carpets are for sale at Din
woOdey'S.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
Acreage.

Bids will lie received for sinking
artesian wells on westlake. Ad-
iress PA Main St.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

Neve & Child are offering
special inducements on Car
pets. Wall Paper, ETC., at 81
6. Main.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

For Curtains, Win d ow
Shades, Baby Carriages, Up
holstery, ETC., go to Neve &
Child, 32S s. Main Street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
Do You want TO Make Money?

Utah Real Estate and Invest
ments. e. f. WANTLAND, Agent,
POI S. Main ST.. Salt Lake City. DIT
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
ALASKA REFRIGERATORS,

Family, Grocers,and Butch
ers' Refrigerators,har wood.
all styles, big variety, low
prices. Call and see them
at Dinwoodey's.
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.nxIcr rn anrurnx

MIS-. WISsLow.s SOOTHING SYRUP
shorld always be used for children teeth
in<- IL soothss the child softens the gums,
silays all psin. cures wind collie. ana is the
best remedy for diTrhnz- Twenty-Five
cents botfie- decd WY
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
Union Pacific Lands.

Buy your drugs OF "the boys"
johnson, Pratt & Co., Is Main St #
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

c. Ellis Lectures on Mormon
ism tomorrow evening. at 7:39,
in the Federal Court room. dit
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
WALL PAPER.

Mammoth line,most unique
styles, grcatvariety,a ALI prices
cheap at Dinwoodey's.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

LoNDOS, April l2.-Stanley
reached Cannes to-day. He was re-
ceived by Sir William Mackinnon,
Chairman Of the Emin relief COM
mission. Stanley subsequently
called upon the Prince Of Wales.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

at Dinwoodey's. The Best
and Cheapest line we ever
had.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

$50 BABY CARRIAGES

Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Scott
Auerbach Block, Salt Lake City.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

THERE are messages at the West
ern Union Telegraph Office for Jas.
Nibley and w. II. White.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
THE RICHEST STOCK

of Carpets ever brought to
Utah can be seen at Din
woodey'S.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12

UTASTED.-CLEAs DRY STRAW. Vt
w Deseret Pager Mil, Mouth OF Big
C0ttonvood- for which Cash viii be paid.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1890-04-12
RICH CARPETS,


Beautiful line. at Din
WOOdaX's.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-11-22
A Poverty-stricken Millionaire!

This seems a paradox, but it is ex-
n1ained by one of New York's richest
men, 81 don't count my wealth in
dollars" he said. "What are all my
nossessions to me, since L am victim
IF consumption ? My doctor tells me
that | have but few months to live,
for the disease is incurable. / am poor
er than that beggar yonder." But"
interrupted the friend to whom he spoke,
consumption can be cured. If taken
in time, DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery will eradicate every vestige
of the disease from your system" "Pll
try it," said the millionaire, and he did;
and to-day there is not a healthier,
happier man to be found anywhere.
The "Discovery" strikes at the seat of
the complaint. Consumption is a dis
ease of the blood-is nothing more nor
less than lung scrofula-and it must
and does yield to this wonderful remedy.
Golden Medical Discovery" is not
only an acknowledged remedy for that
terribly fatal malady, when taken in
time and given fair trial, but also for
all forms of Scrofulous, Skin and Scalp
Diseases, as White Swellings, Fever
sores, Hip joint Disease, Salt rheum,
letter, Eczema, Boils, Carbuncles, Fry
Sipelas and kindred ailments,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-11-22
Mental Inertia.

There seems to be no limit to the
wonders displayed by the human sub
ect while sleeping. Condorcet, the
mathematician, resolved one of the
most difficult problems while asleep
a problem, too, which puzzled him dur
ing his waking hours. A professor of
theology in the university of Basic
wrote sermon while asleep; he found
it on his desk next morning. The pre-
ceding night he could not grapple with
the subject as he desired, but the per-
Torrance of his sleeping hours was salts
factory. Coleridge composed "kubla
Kahn" while asleep. Next morning he
was sure that there had been an
acquisition to his literature, but was too
negligent to write the stanZas. A few
days afterward he attempted to recall
the verses, but they had in most part
fled the poem, as it now stands, is but
a fragment
Jennie Lind was the most celebrated
singer of her time Not one could rival
her powers except a factory girl. The
girl could not attempt any difficult
pieces when awake, but when sleeping
she sang so correctly, so like the re-
noWned Jennie, that it was difficult to
DISTINGUISH between their voices. On
one occasion Jennie heard the girl, and
even tested her marvellous powers by
Giving her long and elaborate
chromatic exercise. This the sleeping
Girl performed much to the wonder
of the famous prima donna.
Reporters of public debates
often exercise themselves to their
utmost to keep from sleeping. A few
years ago one of the reporters tor
the House of Commons took down
speech while he was sleeping. His
statement rests on his oath.
Calvin tells of a friend of his who.
read aloud while asleep. In. cases OF
this kind the organ of vision alone is
holiavad 10 he all that is active.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-11-22

A Story of Jay Gould.
From a New York Letter.

When Jay Gould purchased the Mis-
souri, Pacific Railroad of Garrison, IT
was paying good dividends o ana G GarIll
nsked him what he would take for it
and he replied 1.-TWO and one-halt
million dollars" ,r
TOO much" said Gould, i can't
give it. r.;so, onor
DON'T need to take it if you don't want
to- toAi but the price will be $4,000 to,
morrow" Gould laughed and walked
away. III, a oaarad
the So. SOC, 600 for it. You can't have
it, replied arr ESQ The son road d5y is
it," said Gould. Garrison "a asi1 a pepifdd, don't
am not anxious 70 sen, anu h,'t TT 70.
morrow na5r the price will be $, 300, 900,
Gould waited until the next day. ana
actually paid $3,5OO,0Oo.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-11-22
TEA-TABLE SALAD.

FLEECED PLAYER-'Iend me S. >,
Lucky Player-''Pm afraid it will
change my luck" Fleeced PLAYER
Ihen lend me $7-seven is lucky
number. Teas sytings.
MAMMA Johnny, you should try to
WIN prizes in school, like Tommy
Brown. He has a dozen already"
JohnIny-"O shucks. His are all good
cohu "a, prizes, an who wants that
kind "'-Puck.
II WAS SO gratified, Miss Jones'" said
the young playwright, 'to see that nv
work moved you to tears last night"
Yes, Mr.. Bronson" said the Young
woman, with sigh; ~ was sorry for
you. "-Harper's Bozar.
toRA-"W onder why the pretty
young minister calls us the lambs of his
10ld Dora-"On account of the
sneeps'-eyes we are always casting at
MIN, presume" -Nem York Herald.
"A MAN paid So for barrel of apples.
lie sold half of them for 50 so, and the
rest decayed on his hands. How much
did he lose ?" asked the teacher. "He
didn't lose nothin'," bawled out a far
mer,s boy in the class. "He worked
EN- up into cider. "-Chicago Tribune.
NIsIToR-"lsn't your mother afraid
Wine, OF catching cold in those slip
pers"' "Willie-"H Huh, / guess YOU
don't know them slippers! Ma uses
them to warm the whole family with"
-1merican Grocer.
john" said Mr.. Stingy's wife, II
wouldn't buy any more So trousers, if |
were you" "Why not?" ''This last
pair you bought are the identical ones /
sold the ragman six weeks ago for so
cents.-Nea0 York SIN.
WELL, your goose is cooked !" ex-
claimed Snodgrass, as he entered his
parlor.
"Who has been roasting you this
time, love?" asked Mrs. Snodgrass,
anxiously.-- Munsey's Weekly
"No, no." said the Italian Count.
"Eet eesa no use; / have long talk
witha her father. / tella heem | have
a great vista of possibilities befora me-"
and what did he say?" "He tella me
to pulla down my vista. D. Washington
Post
AN AMERICAN FLUNKEY. - "Well,
James," observed the gentleman, II
hear you got a situation as valet re-
Gently"
81 did, SIR" replied James, "but it
was too blamed much for my selt-re-
spect. What do YOU think the boss
asked me to do the very first morning?
Wanted me to help him dress. "-Ameri-
can Grocer
Just got back from Eu-
rope, Ell? What in the world induced
you to send home those bogus cable
grams, saying that YOU were dead?"
Literary Man ''Well, 1 had to do
something to make the magazines pub
fish the articles they have accepted
from me- ''-Puck.
JUST AS WELL.-A California paper tells
how mountain lion lay down beside a
little boy in field and guarded him
from danger until his mother returned.
The story is just as good as if it were
true, as the moral is there. The said
moral is: discharge your nurse girl
and hire a mountain lion in her place"
Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-11-22
Hold IL to the Light.

rno man who tells you confidentially
u Lu CHAT will cure your cold is prescrlb-
p ps Kemps Balsam this y ynar In the prep
ar@L IIn and colds no expense is spared to
cou WINE only the best and purest ingredi-
co con- Hold bottle of Kemp's Balsam to
e EN- LIGHT and look through it; notice the
,Lr rS l clear look; then compare with other
O Ldllgsedies Large bottles SOC and 81. Sam
I njn hotties free at all druggists.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-11-22

Bronchitis is cured by frequent small
doses OF Piso's Cure for Consumption.
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