New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-24
THE Talk or THE d 7.

The lampposts OF Cincinnati were recently draped
with crane in memory Of deceased director oil the
"a, company. But some one remarked ''e meters
didn't stop working minute 10 attend the funeral
Do You think lie asked in hc'.taiing accent.
wv Ve -" She replied coyIy. could learn but l'r
afraid you'n have good deal OF trouble teachiuS
father. Washington Post.
A., cynic saws that the meek may inherit the earth.
Int he is blamed they viii never get possession
OF il unless they do a lot ~ hu'tlins
How they Could Tell can always tell when my
husband Ia, been drinking -lid a young WIG
N,. lr said another young wife.
le- ! know y the moment ne KISSES ne
II can al.o tell when my husband has been drink
ing. ,s sa'a the Quiet
ie- Then he doesn't Kiss me."-Gndanapois
journal.
SAYS The Cooper,town Republican,: Last week
"a. announced that the gift OF 10000 by the children
~ Mrs Carter for the erection OF hospital here had
been withdrawn. ON Monday Dr.. Lathrop received
lr mail an cnvelope postmarked Newark. y. j.
which contained another envelope on which wa
written: TO the ho- p!;al from friend Name sus-
rc.,ca Gods Providence llosptai.~' This envelope
contained Il $4,000 gold ocrihca'e.'
I'm, can't marry you Charlie she said sadly:
Don't say that darling on doht say ""'' =
!rcc,use. charlie am neither a minister nor a
MAGISTRATE and have mo- authority
Then the ,oul of Charlie qlictcd and a great
uslt shonc rDand about him. Washington star.
Their. j, a little narrow gauge railroad in Penn
evlvana. Of which one man is the president, the
Eo..i # Directors. the superintendent. the general
messenger and freight agent the ticket agent, tho
conductor. aud the yarima-ier
CAUSE IT'S GIrrIN' SPRING.
Tine neddcr lark j., pipin' forth swceer note 10 me-.
ga hn,r ihr pccW,~ over Wander in the cedar tree
Tho popplc leaves is quiyrin cause the wind Is IN
And The r'nin'. round ahookin' straws to build his
Tho hlleltii,i he's a-fashin' up the crimson on his
What, the reason
Oh the reasons cause ITS gitun' spring.
The ODD man, got the rheumatic an sim as he can be
Nlv n don't Kit settled wcather's mOren he can
Iu clears OH splendid. then he's feared the
An hr lrckons Jest little wind nd keep away the
The kitcncn door is open; can hear Elmry sing.
What's the reason
oh. the reasons cause is eittn' spring
The air i, kind o. softnin and You think It's gon' 70
sometime, it,, kind o. chilly. then asn it comes OF
AM jc,, When its the stllc-t You hear the bull
An, it bear, as if he wondered how the frost got in
rho dmcs AM geese are rotous an strainn' hard to
What's the reason
on the reasons cause its sttin' spring Mai,
ont in Montana the minister began: VIII YOU take
thi. woman to be Nour Nruu'u WHO WHICH u' N'l"P
uiu.. groom interrupted HIM aS follows; say, MI
Minister. quit yer fooln' and get down to hiIne'9'
,,u know I'm here take this lady. an 50 whats the
,,.e ~ a.lr' me BESIDES don't allow nobody 70 call
her , woman. She's lady. she is
81 began Tommy when his teacher inter
| r,,u,,d him That Is wrong; You should Say AIM
] ~ an right" said Tommy. am the ninth lctler III
/ thr alphabet. o. tllarpcr's Bazar.
Tl. death Of the man who first suggested Worlds
Fair for i-o2 is beginning to be recorded - lone a.
thc death Of the Worlds Fair Itself is not recorded We
/ ,,n hear the news with comparative cduanimiV.
Erirhtwit's Boy-Faher. was there ever any shp
| which carried more people than the city Of Paris
/ urohtvlt', Boys Fathcr-lc>. my son. the MAY
flower She carried all the ancestors Of American so
cicty.-l Elmira Gazette.