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on AND AFTER MARCH .. 1890
Trains sD.l.O.s DesOres-rs nna toFts
S.oU' a. .-ema' FAST LINE for the west Pullman
Nesoae Sleeping and Paror cars Arrives cie' elant
- NJ columbus . 80 a. M, chicago p ,a n" VII nj,
lsn~Io.G Lo'n Haven Remove, except sunday. and
1900 4. M .Ti 9r'u NnN.YoRK AND CHICAGO LIN
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For ATLANTIC CITY, = 90 p ni throueh Buffet Parl0r
t.r and Da. Coach W.r0 tays. COlnert- Browns
NILS. For Gao. Nav. 900 y. "a.
For Old Point snd Noli0ir VIA NewNork. Philadelphis
aud Noriok i,ai'road . 90 Q. ds except SUNDAY
AID : 90 o M daily Via Baltimore and Bay Line. 10
H. FOR PHILADELPHIA
EXPRESS trains les,- a. follows. - 49,.
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limited With Dnln. car, ana iO:iO Washington
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r0 timetables " local trains apply % uc.et sgen.
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G W DILLINGHAM. Publisher. Ncw-york.
nR. JORDAN on skin diseases. blood impuri
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MATTHEW CALBRAITH PERRY.

Typical American Naval Onieer. nv WILLIAM
ELLIOT GRIFFIS D. D., author Of THE Miksdo'- I'm
pr-" The Lily Among rhorns." etc. New Edition
With Portrait Crown $40. $500
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1890-12-31

interest alone; the reduction of rates
would cheaper the use of money and
that would operate to raise the value of
farm products IN corresponding degree
The use of money would cost less and
the market prce of wheat pork and
cotton would rise to a profitable level
But how can we get money at one per
cent? Why just like We get it now al
ten per cent-by making the law that
way. Let the people put money to its
proper use, let them declare the use of
money to be public function. let them
abolish all banks of issue, and get
money to the people directly from the
mint or press, through Government
agencies, exact ng for its use only
enough to pay expenses of doing the
work-and that would not exceed one
per cent for money on long time and
two to three per cent for money on
short time, taking for security lust
what banks and private loan agents now
lakeland, personal property, notes,
bills. etc. force of 5000 to 1000 per-
sons properly distributed would easily
DO all the work requ red in accommo-
dating all the longtime borrowers in
the country, and half of these could be
relieved at the end of five years
With the use of money at cost, when
mortgaged homes would be relieved.
there would be no further need of bor-
rowing, because every other kind of
property would be quite as valuable as
money, and nobody could afford to
hoard money nor to lend it, because
there would be less profit in that sort
OF business than in any other. And
that would tend constantly to force
money into circulation, whereas the
existing system tends to attract money
to money centers." The new system
would keep money out among the peo-
pie where it belongs; the old system
takes money away from the people and
places it in the hands of few persons
who let it out only on the payment of
royalty for it's use.
How establish the new system? By
an act of Congress defining the powers
OF loan bureau in the Treasury De-
partment, and prescribing details of
management Anybody who can I'M
derstand the operations of our postal
system can understand the new finan-
cial system proposed in ''The Way Out"
Kansas Farmer.
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Fried Foods.

When any kind of food is fried in
grease at temperature which perm is
1t TO become soddened with fat it is al
most impossible of digestion. The lit
tie food PARTICLES are encased so that
the gastric ju ce can not reach them to
do its work, since it does not act at all
upon the fats. Stomach gestion IS
then either very imperfect or wholly
wanting, and extra work is imposed
upon the digestive fluids further on
the pancreatic juice and the bile Foods
fried in very hot fat may have the in
side protected and so little upon the
outside that it Wi not soil napkin
and unless the Drowned portion is en-
tirely removed, it will be hindrance
to digestion. There is further obiec-
ton in that if fat is allowed to become
in the least scorched. it develops cresy-
lie acid, which is very poisonous. This
acid is noticeable in the smell of the
smoking wick of a candle which has
just been blown out Frying is not to
be commended for any variety of cook
cry DIR. J. Fl. kellogg, of Battle Creek
Sanitarium.
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CHANGED BY THE PAPsRs
An Old Saying That Has Been Improved B
MisquotatiOn.

An Old Saying That Has Been Improved Isy
NIisquotatIOn.
What is the most common m suuota.
ton in the English lanruage?" asked
the fnquisitive member of the Co rburn
club, as the pur st entered The an
swer came promptly:
"WhenGreek meets Greek, then comes
the tug of war;
well what is the matter with that?''
asked the inquisitive member
THAT is the most common misquota-
ton In the English language, res pended
the purist II heard the late Roscoe
Conkling say once that he had won a
basket of wine from Clement L. Vallan-
digham on that quotation. He wagered
that Mr.. Vallandigham could not tell
what the correct words were, nor who
wrote them, or when they were written.
And he won on every point. Now, put
yourself in Mr. Vallandigham's place.
What would you have done?"
81 should have declined to make the
bet" said the inquIsitive member.
'And l, and l." came from all parts
of the room.
"But | should not" said the purist
"'When Greeks 10 ned Greeks, then was
the tug of war; is the correct quotation.
1t was written by Nathaniel Lee. an
Englishman about the year 1900"
did you ever see it quoted corrective
asked the inquisitive member.
'Never in the newspapers said the
purist-Ut Ca IN. Y Observer.
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dora, the color coming and going change
fully on her face.
Indeed! May l ask, madam, who
authorized you to make that statementP'
crisply questioned the husband.
''But you will go, won't you, Charles?'
faltered poor Theodore.
mo. madam, will not, said Mr.. Car,
donnel, rising and looking around fol
his hat. II propose to spend the even
ing quietly at my club"
And he bolted out of the room, nearly
falling over his mother-in-law in the
passage, and muttering to himself:
by Jove! if l had stayed another
minute those tears would have con
Quered me. Poor little Dora!"
1t was past twelve before he re
turned. Never, in all the experience O.
their married life, had he been 80 late
before.
"Sitting up. eh2" said he, savagely
''Now, Mrs. Car6onnel, mean to put al
end, once for all, to this sort of thing.
81 was so anxious about you, Charles,
pleaded poor Theodore.
''Anxiousp sneeringly repeated thu
husband. "Do you suppose George
Fitzgerald allows his wife to sit up fol
him2"
'Ohl Charles, wouldn't have yor
like George Fitzgerald for the worldl
exclaimed Theodore. bursting into tears
Wouldn't you?" said Mr.. Cardonnel,
the faintest suspicion of q smile glim.
mering under the ends of his mustache
Il h. IL l.
to be q little afraid of ones husband.
And you know sugar and spice and all
that's nice grows insipid."
Mrs. Cardopnel spraug to her feet.
'Charliej"
"DoraV
ibid you hear what said this morn.
ing2"
81 did hear 1t, Mrs. Cardonnel, and
thought would shape my conduct tc
suit your taste"
Don't do 1t any more, Charlie" said
Mrs Cardonnel, with a quivering lii
and tear-bright eyes lifted wistfully t.
his face. Il don't like it; it isn't nice
to be afraid Of ones husbandw
Just as you please" said Mr. Carbon
mel. laughing. ~ only wanted to adapt
myself to your wishes, Theodore"
But l was such a goose!' cried TheO
dora Dear, dear Charlie, have cried
my eyes out tonight trying to make
out what could possibly have changed
you so. And you were only making be.
lieVe all the timer"
only making believe" acknowledged
Charles Card onnel.
And then they kissed and made
friends after the orthodox fashion, and
their honeymoon began over again fol
the second time.
But Theodore made no more com.
plants about her husband being ''toa
devoted to her. "-Boston Globe.
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----., 80 5ne came INTO tue ulninR-room.
where Mr.. Cardonnei was pacing up and
down like the proverbia1 Gagged lion"
of romance.
Late. madami 1 should think you
were!" retorted the husband, in q tone
which fairly made Mrs. Cardonnel start
TITS half-past six, If it's secondl But
l suppose you think my time is Of no
value at ALL"
''Charles!"
'I've borne this long enough" went
on the indignant husband, ''and 1 give
you fair notice that will bear It no
longer. Sarah," to the cook, bring in
the dinner at once, and tomorrow let
" be served at six, punctually, whether
your mistress is here or not!"
Eyes. sir" said Sarah, and she disap-
peared, grinning, into the kitchen.
Mrs Cardonnel sat down, scarlet to
the very roots of her hair.
Charles" said she, with difficulty
commanding her voice, lis it necessary
to insult me thus before the servants?"
Eyes, madam, it is" retorted Mr..
CardonneL ST wife doesn't compre-
bend her duty, 1t is high time she should
be made to do so. I'll trouble you for
cup of coffee"
Mrs. Cardonnel was stunned-amazed-
She was entirely unused to this system
Of domestic reproot
Almost before the dessert-with which
Mr.. Cardonnel found plenty of fault, in
timating that 1t would be better If his
wife remained at homo to attend to
household matters little more, instead
Of gadding abroad the whole time-the
door-bell sounded.
ITS dear mamma and Aunt Susie
come to spend the evening"" said Theo-
dora, jumping up.
'Confound 'em ALL" roared Mr.. Car
donnel, shifting his fist on the table;
cant we have quiet evening once in
awhile?"
IL told them you would take US all
to the theater tonight" hesitated Theo-
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new. but closely scrutinized the frayed
button as If 1t were the absorbing
object Of her thoughts.
81 know it, Mary"
''Could-oould-you let me have q lit
tie money, Lionel? For the children,
you know, dear-we have never let the
day 60 past without sOmetAing for them. /"
sand we must not now" he said;
''they will never be young but once, poor
things" he took out worn wallet
from his pocket.
''I have looked over all the old thinas
in search of bits to make over into gar
ments or fancy things for them" she
continued alphabetically, but every
thing Is worn so close, Lionel. try to
DO frugal and saving" Her eyes were
filled with tears now.
"And you are, Mary. Where would
We have been had 1t not been for your
careful management win two dol
lars Be enough9 1t is all have
this morning. Heaven knows l
Wish could make It twenty or hun,
drsd-there is no limit to the deserts Of
the good wife you've been to me. Mary.
Don't DRY. dear, it takes AL my courage
ard strength ~ see YOU uuhanny."
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that heart could wish, and consequent
ly wasn't pleased with any thing. Mrs
Cardonnel liked pink and Mr.. Cardonnel
had furnished her boudoir in rose color
and silver. She was partial to flowers,
and Mr.. Cardonnel had given standing
orders to florist to keep her balconies
blossoms She was fond Of birds. and
half dozen gilded cages swung from
the ceiling each one thrilling with
delicious melody In fact Mrs. Carbon
mel had every thing she wanted and
was not satisfied at that
Like him well enoughr' repeated
Rosa Trefoil, who, having Just grad
mated from boarding school, thought
that . young wife, who had welded the
man Of her choice, ought to be supreme
~ happy. ''Oh, Theodoral how coldly
you speak,"
"Well, can't help 1t. +" said Mrs. Car
donnel, letting her head fall languidly
on the rose satin punings Of the low
easy chair on which she sat. zone gets
tired of cake and champagne all the
time. Sometimes / think / should be
happier IL Charles didn't worship me
quite so devotedly."
''Oh, Theodorap
Its q bore, you know" said the
young wife, conndentiAlly. 'Tt would
be relief II he could find fault occa-
sionally. He's too good! Now, StAoiA
Fitzgerald is actually afraid Of her huS-
band--a great, handsome six-footSr of
. fellow, with . lovely black silk-noSS
beard like an italian brigand's, Oh, IL
must be charming to DO little afraid
OF ones husbandp
snow, Theodorar' cried the scandal
f1ed Miss Trefoil, "whGt nonsense you
arc talking"
81 dare say it may seem 90 to you,
child" said Mrs. cardonnel, patroniE-
tngly. "But If you ever do get mar
1ied1'
''Of course shall sometime" said
pretty Rosa, who had not the slightest
Idea Of being An old maid.
well. when you get married, then,
don't marry q man that is sugar and
spice and all that's nicep It's deal
too insipid."
YOU'D recommend on the contrary:
Snaps and snails and puppy dogs tails,
!eh?'" laughed Rosa, quoting the
nursery rhymes.
mot that, exactly; but one does get
tired Of perpetual honey aud sunshine, "
said unreasonable Theodore, IS she
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reached out her hand for her worsted
work "And now you know you prom.
ised to tell me all about Minnie Ding
mans bridal trousseau."
Mrs. Cardonnels parlors were ele-
gantly furnished In maroon satin and
walnut woodland, as 1t happened, they
were separated from her boud0ir by
portieres that were maroon satin on
one side and rose-colored chintz on the
other. And Mr.. Charles Cardonnel,
reading the evening paper on the other
side of the draperies, had had the whole
benefit OF this conversation-an caves
dropper, in spite Of himself
His cheek burned, he bit his lips and
the blood rushed in little tingling.
needle-like particles through his whole
frame. So Theodore was getting tired
OF himl
Well, after all, IL was better thorough
" to comprehend the whole state Of the
case. He was too amiAble, was he3
Mr.. Cardounel rose, lung aside the
crumpled Newspaper and walked onOs
e twice the length Of the rooms.
..rii see that the fault Il corrected. I"
ne said TO himself, with grim smile.
And he went OF TO business without the
s,Food-bye kiss" in which he generally
indulged himself
Mra. Cardonnel went out shopping
khak afternoon, and was detained liz
tie. bnt Il did not worry her In the
least
"Oharles doSs't care, said shei and 20
abe spent an extra hour IN deciding
whether she should have lilac or prim-
roao color for her new kid gloves. and
whether she looked better in hat
trimmed With sweet brier OF staple
field dasies.
'I.m : Little lata I'm etraid-" ahe
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sYmPrOaas OF cATARRl.

Headache. obstruction Of nose. discharges
falling into throat. sometimes profuse. Watery,
and acrid. at others. thick. tenacious. mucous
purulent. bloody and putrid: eyes weak, ring
ing in ears. deafness. difficulty of clearing
breath offensive: smell and taste impaired,
and general debility. Only few Of these
symptoms likely TO be present at once. Thou
in the gFRye.
BY its mild, soothing. antiseptic, cleansing
and healing properties, Dr. Sages Remedy
Head . Is cured with a few applications
Catarrhal Headache is relieved and cured
as II by magic. 1t removes offensive breath.
loss or impairment of the eense of taste,
smell, or hearing. watering or weak eyes. and
impaired memory, when caused by the v3o-
lence OF CafarTh, as they all frequently ara.
Sold By druggists, at fifty cents. Manufact-
ured by WORLDS DTsPENsART MEDICAL As
s0cIATIoN. 66s Main Street. Buffalo. n. 7.
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eoeeY's QUESTIONS.

what for the folkses 60 TO war
Up there IN Behrin' Scar
Asked Bobby OF his sister Sue
While sitting on her knee.
It's all about the-let me See
think its all upon
IT'S ali upon-Go In the yard,
And ask your brother John"
"What for the folkses want 70 neht
Up there in Behrin' Scar"
Says Bobby to his brother John.
Says John: "Well, let me Sec
An outraged international Law,
A long infrscted right"
But Bobby stares and asks: What IN
What for they want to nghtr'
"Go ask your mother Bobby, now"
And Bobby turns TO fee;
"Say, ma, what for the folkses hght
Up there in Behrin' Scar
"Lord Salisbury and Mr.. Blaine,
They can't agree" says ma,
And so, you know-and so-and So
Run out and ask your pa"
"Say, pa, what for they 60 TO war
Up there In Behrin' Scar
- It's all about some seals" said pa
On which they can't agree"
"What, fight about mess er seals,
Jes' fight until they DIET
think they're awful FOOLS" says Bob,
Pa answers: $50 do l."
s.. W. Foss, In Yankee Blade.
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Too Risky.

1t is neither the right thing nor a
safe thing on any mans part to remove
his hat in passenger elevator, no
matter how handsome the woman is. 1t
doesn't help his case in the least and
the chances are nineteen out OF twenty
that you get cold in riding three floors
up Just provide yourself with card
on which is written: Cant run the
risk. you know. Detroit Free Press.
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Apple Bread -One-half pint sweet
apple sauce; add one-half pint of milk,
one and a half pints of flour, two tea
spoonfuls of aking-powder a little
salt; mix quickly and bake forty min
utes.-Good Housekaeninp
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"TOO DEVOTED"
Mr.. Cardonnel Adapts Himself to
His Wife's Wishes.

ES," said Mrs
Cardonnel, IT
like him we'll
enough, 1 sup
pose"
Mrs. Carbon
mel was tu 81
nine t en-, .
bri d Q of six
months stand
ing, and a love-
ly, hazel-eyed
brunette. She
had every thing
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over with happy tears, and when he had
finished, and she realized that the load
of harrassing debt was to be lifted. her
face took on reverent shade of joyful
thanksgiving. and taking Lioners hand
In hers, she said, gently; Let us pray
Mrs. f. NJ HOWARD.