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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12
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We are in receipt Of the Sou
veHir Of the great Confederate
Reunion rSich j. TO re held In
Chattanooga on July 5. : and ,.
1890 IL is an exquisite bit CT
art, The cover has on the FIRST
page an immense T. 5 flag In
eOl0Ts. a spIenGid portrait Of
General J l. Gordon. the Gene
RAJ Commanding tAs United Con-
fedeTzte Veterans, printed oa
The SANE The fourth page las
Ehe Confederate lag. IL proper
c0lOrs, On is tight to the stars
Beneath il IS a eOi0Fsd iIias-Ea
ton Of the famous scene az the
Battle sf the Wilderness. This
explanation Is found under ij-
The artist describes the mo-
meEt Oh yay -. iSef xhea
JOhnstOn's Division bad been
surrounded AID captured, and
General Lee Aal ridden 70 the
front to lead the charge that
vas to save tn eisy OF BIsA-
m0ud Lifting his hat, Lee was
about TO give the ccwEand-
when General Gordon rushGt
70 bis side exclaImiog. To the
rear. General The safety II Use
army demands IL. These are
VIrgiuiaEs. aud tney sever far
Forward
As the command OF TIE gallant
GeOrgiaa rang cut, tas Hae
sPrzBg forward to the eAaFg.
and txC stalwaFt soldiers seiz
ing the Feius q Old Traveller.
forced tae commander they
ad0red to 90 20 the rear
There are thirty SIX pages OF
descriptive matter enclosed BY
thrs cover
On july s. she United Con
tsdeTste Eet-rans vii Bold theiE
GrnventI0n. At night there
val be a grand entertainment
by the Ladie4 Forrest Noun
meat Association IL = 10 raise
funds fer the erection OF stat
ute CT General FORREST. the
greatest cavalry 0HecT Of she
a-s
July 4lh Will lie celebrated by
e gTznd display Of one dEvtsloa
of military ard seven divisions
Of veterans, together wi.h cIv-
~xOcisgiss and srsSc displays
General = Etrey Saith I'll
command on thss dr. nssissed
By seven Division Commanders,
Jaly 5sh viii be spent On tls
6sld OF Chic EznAuz with "a
Historical SasheTiag 81 The sun
init 81 Su0dzF4Ss nil IN the ~
~EsTH0Oa Ihe E7autai1 tops
ald ths Tennessee VII % S1xz.
xith fireworks on tae nights o
the ST. aa6 9Th
4ne ~Tslru1fs 1s s
rates, good uEtil J0ly Isga. An,
PIE arrangements ATE made u
Chattanooga for she aece@mO
d4G59o ct Az EveEy Cosfede
-&Aeldier in TIRE Ual1ed STATE,
IS net emily invited BIAS 1rEed g.
participate IN tAis &c srai Re
Eujer-
4 Fer partleg ara a s 90 trans
Fogszt on als AT se1euts. al
drsss st CAattaaOe<a. ftsI g.
cs1R3E. IasFE4l gsmIgttae o.
LIlals-astatl0n
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Richmond has unveiled It's
statute of Lee and true hearts
IN al sections and all countries
have tae enthusiasm Cf the Old
Demi4lOnr reverencing the msa.
oEy OF : noble chiefsaiu 2ai a
brave leader. 4 fearless hero
and a peerless gentleman No
matter IN what esuse enlisted
the beauties Of true and noble
ElaahoCd alsays eniists SympA-
thy and command admiration.
No matter whether er0wEed IN
aareI or drsPed in cypress the
verdi must alssys homer =
sword a hero holds and Ee~er-
ence the banner that was the
OriHauie Of Ii. glory. Robert Z
Lee vas 9 Kan against whom al
the shafts Of bitter enmI.v have
fallen harmless Ills wss the
strong arm and tender heSsf.
hlS the fearless mind and gentle
soal. his tAe courage Ofths war
rior and The nobility of the gen
tiemaa, bis the perfect compile
ton In peace aud EaE Of the Ia
selfish patriO! and the modest
hero. IL requires no love of the
COnfederaey TO love It's chief
tain Is requires 70 loving.
memory Of HAT dear. dead
Southern ehivslry; of that con
quered banner and its beautiful
hopes and cold despair. 10 hon
perhaps the nObIest charse-
ter that ever the stern genius
Of war developed Sunday
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12
Ayers
Cherry PICTORIAL.

AT an beGan g. -prsvc. nv
t ~ IN esh eaHA s-a -
s@EF Mf hgai-ah.r sha- 7 kave syp-
Nc~l ~ar twuubt sst r,lr rha uarns
= AYERS the-ry FecnlraI be- rhtBzssa =,
49, e L - eeflg Saved nlg FL
- ontaA >ai-g Rueuos Ayr~
ANW years agg I soaE 4 verv Raa 4etf
waHh Settled ga ay ts= Z had uhrsr
serh& r1sEl- ccah. anal E-eaa soFunesF
NJ 4,csFs HHedeiae Ge ne No rsssa 7
hl~1 Hany remedies bur received 6 hene-
II 1e.ly AeaRulred af my recovery I
- sAxass& . use AyEs Cherry FsesgraI
4 &aEss resaFr ~ - Fssm sbs erss
h eSasa relief ana af-er usnx No
eNftes e. Z. VS. completely resrsreg "a
h@41 Al1lE. View Gretua Nj
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Writing of the unveilin. Of
L.e's statue az RiebEond. the
Pa'ladeiphA Record SAYS Even
tlcss Who neither fought under
HEs banner nor shared his con
: etlOas vii recognize his
daaaildss courage, his deep de-
vssisa 10 an idea, his purity of
Character. and his calm sabsnis-
sion 30 defeat II his own psr
son General Lee illustrated
these high mental and neral
qualities that appertain TO the
highest tPye OF American man
kOcd.'f
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Davis, IS she sole author ~ 6;
that sac Eas neither contributed
a line nor a word To asy other
sC-calIsd Biography. whether
pEb.ished- OF to be published.
Ncrth OF South For this beck
and al o for the short hisfsFyl
Mrs. Davis IL TO receive a fell
share Of the profit on every
copy sold. She owns ami holds
Ehe copyright Tie woTk = e
fsll- minute and graphic nsrFs
tive q the pubiie aad domestic
life Of the great maE. by ihe On
u person no. living competent
20 psrfoTTg that duty It is
therefore the only biography Of
Jefsrscn Davis which is q can
DE satheatle. authorized and
complete
These are the facts, aud ID
S cur Only reply 10 the injustice
and injury We have received
We zak- no counter attack
rp0n any enc lt IS not ueces
sarv that ere sl4aEld. for we can
Safsy accept the Southern peo
pc a. 4 larv. confident in taeIr
verdict
respectfully years.
EFLFOEB COwFAvY.
Publishers.
Is East I,gh St. New Ye-k
III san a. Lancaster. Z
s-eat for the Life aad History
az Oxford.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12
2IssSsisc! ExeGFs5on 10 tss
National Educational assa
cati1a-

Annual Meeting July Stb lIsh.
1899, IN ST. Paul, EInneSO;a.
Railroad tickets xslI be one
fare for round trip Plus two
dollars for membership lee.
ahISh KIll eEtisIe one 20 urznv
privileges Of the occasion. za,I
J copy of the entire proceed
iugs, handsomely printed Gud
bound IN bOOk form, worth twice
the fee
Hotels Oder reduced rates.
AID private families rilI furnish
good recommendations az from
one dollar, 90 one dollar and q
halt per day.
Il yOu think of going do not
fail TO write either to tue under.
signed. or to ; Shereu OF 81.
Paul, for an Official bulletin. q
handsome pamphlet of - pages
giving full details of all desired
iHf0Tw1tI0R- Excursions az mere
nominal cost, 10 points of his
tOTie and scientific interest. ard
TO places OF great natural beau
y have been pleutifully arvaug-
ed BY the committee. Railroad
rates Including membership Tee
TO 81. Rz2I and return viii be
"a fSlOws-
Holy Springs. $3.50.
Oxford. 1915.
Water Valley. 2
Grenadx. s.i5.
aInogs. %S.
DursRt- gS5.
S&1tcH. $50.
Jackson, $50
HseC0mo Cigy. $3.50
New Orleans. 500
iaZ0o City, -. -.
nos Iusk0, 99G.
Starkvilis. 1855
West Point. 79S
Aberdeen, 29S-
The most convenient train wIII.
be No 4. leaving New Orleans
at 8 7. NJ, July Itb. a3d making
connections as above, taking
breakfast Saturday morning Ialy
9th. ut Holly Springs, and reach.
ing Chicago early Sunday morn
ing wheTe the day sill BE- spent
Monday and Tuesday viii De
speGt In sight seeing aud way
side pleasures along the Chiea-
80. Milwaukee. and St Paul
The undersigned wiIlI.
be aboard throughout the en-
lire route aud viii BE glad 10
render any assistance pOsSible
10 the Mississippi delegation.
and especially TO ladies'. 1,
J0Es ". JOHNSON. a.
Manager Miss Dept Y EA.t
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12
Respectfully years.
The coariar Laarnal ~.

A" @@ 01aA AAa -
Ihe gnznIG.ty With which
she Democratic PARTY ia Cen
EFess has opposed the EckIn
icy bili Of abo1Inssi0aS. and ths
eEtIre harmony that exists il
the party throughout tie ecHn
try ia regard to tarin reform S
sastug Is e@eet every EheEe
Il Is apparent 70 even : casr
q observer that tae Democratic
party has gotten together or
= SeEaius Democratic platform
a p.stform that foTbjzs he sac
rtIee Ct Que class 70 another
that TsFa3i1te. shy system 81
political ecoEcuy TIA. taxeu
frCE Tia people ons Isllar nor,
than : required Ter the eco
s0mieal Administration Of tn,
90 eFumen.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

A telegram from West Point
aiss. to the Memphis CONNER.
eial, says: Seyeral dave ago
a Clay county farmer sold al
this place four bales of cotton
hat was raised before the war
oy slave labor. Although he
las lots of its stacked axsy a,
hls farm he never sells a bale
Of unless he needs money aud
sells only enough TO supply his
SAINTS The reason he gsre for
not converting il into cash j.
nat he voRld have 10 lend il
70 some one less fortunate
and he says he Is pretty sure
none IF them could have the
cheek TO ask the loan Of q
~hole lie Of cotton
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12
GROVES TAsTELEss CHILL ToNIc

nsrz r1asz=s - f1s aH-sasI---
-
1E1 sEA - tn&zs ~iI lSr l. -
rwGE k1g- il Is nc
Ch1a@x&1 cry tax L. Never .,
Es-R.
L144 9a&e ArSkHw vi nctre~z-
test ezlv hall he Sr-es eg sgar-
Sl Ear1eA
70 9z7niHs rsedz1 ". r---
nE4tzd
eSzrA1=s ~ Fatsa1 Cheaper TAI
4N-n4zA
Il F1rf3ss Izs e1e1 az1 r-mex-~~rt
zAaTiA ps@4za &1Z sac xyx-a-
y - as Arys A. a1T 1aI-4r ssnis auf
REfAaS FCB 50 CENTS
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

The QaeeH Gf Spzhs secEet
.cf success : explained ~ 3
paulsh statesman SAe = the
exact opposite % Al Intriguing
somsn, be ssys she te a..
ialsehocts Las a0teS Of the
byr0eF5te about her, IS a. siusp-e
aud modest - she IS honest.
add there = nobody in SpA.s
Sho = not Convinced that she
tries - do her eesc for th.
country. Material tact. iatsiII
Eenee and kiudness are AS
smOag the weapons BY HEicl
Christina maintains her position
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Ex-senator Charles " Jones
of Florida, a man veil known in
the past 10 many y0bilians. is
RoS In an insane asylum 1t
Dearborn. Michigan, nine miles
from Detroit Tie physicians
who examined him, and gave a
certificate of his insanity. say
that his case 81 hopeless The
m.R who ten years ago could
hold the attention CT the United
states IS now a mental wreck.
What a striking example IS this
of the instability of things
earthly-AObiIe Register.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

RIveEtOn, the new town GA
the Tennessee River. has s5oas
400 hands employed grading
lots They have a telegraph
Office, bank. electric lights. add
many houses are being built
Hundreds Of people from differ
ent States attended the land
sale last week, and one DAYS
sale amounted 10 s70,esl.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Nineteen young women gradu
ated from the EoGians Medical
College of New York last week,
and it Is claimed for them that
they we're in everything beyond
the average attained by stu-
dents OF the ether sex.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Il l. announced that the black
berry crops viii be very short
IA North Carolina this year.
The editorial fraternity iu tina.
State Is consequently very
much distressed 1T the outlook.
-Mississ!ppIan.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12
Er !s=ssn Davis aeRsir 81
Her hssaase


L ras ogr coed seyt1ne 10 &c
chcSe1 by Jefferson Davis be
fegs Gs death, 30 pab!ssa his
IA. comp eIe EoEk. a SaorG
History OF the Confederate
States aud BY Mrs JsHsrsOu
Davis. since her husbands de-
cease. 81 publish her ~ sneat
wUES. Jefferson Davis. II
Prssssieus Of ths Confederate
States; \ NewoiF By HlS wife ?
TIE reseit CT thls kas sssn a
stern 81 eslualv aud SANDER.
chiefly through tAe medium CT
circulars widely distributed
among The people. though. TO
orr surprise. some 0f the ness
papers have taken part Ia the
attacks lP0E - II i me ge
nosF OF her husband by Ms.
Davis which sse2s ebIsay 90
asve svOEOd this visaperasIYe
tsUFess. We have boon called
Yankee publishers, 0Hr str8iehi
Fgrw2rd statements Of tbs shsr
acteT and ai.s Of she books ws
pa0lISh have bcea denounced
IS lies: IN fact. everything tiszt
euylcu. laveatiOu coaid devise
Aas been aGHg g. As. VIZ. Ne.
arr At loss &c understand
Way we shOuld be Yankee
publishers because soEe Of
car olhees are &c the North. "a
fslE 20 sac We have close bgxi
ness and friendly connections in
avery state sad city II the.
SOata. Our affiliations are al
mos. entirely Soulasra: il Is the
works OF Southern reOpie that
sc chiefly pdblIsh. and me
books =pOa our catalogues aEs
largely devoted to Seuthern Else
anu b The interest 8f Southern
ers- Are not thousands of
SoutAerEeFs born and erc1. ~
Ing ard doiag business :. the
North, - ws are doing simply
because, a. tae pEesec. tiae.
receiving and distributing, rail
read and shipping f. iiiles Gse
easier Ct access here Doss
this make rs Xankeesi Does
ahy sensible person Supposed
ihas Jefferson Davis, or Ms.
Davis, wouli have ILtrusted re-
sponslb.llsies so heavy And
Ecrks Of character 50 pnrely
ii both of them had
net lad IN. assurances Of car
Southern relations and symPa-
.hles such . stateAsnt Is as
lbS1ra Is IL Is slaudrrOas and
intTge- As TO Hrs Davis wHrk.
Jefferson Davis. En- PresIdeat
iEe Confederate States. pub
shed by BelfsTa Company, We
a2Se, oEce for al, this plain +,
taieEsat u a Truth. that tais :
COX = positively The 9aly - !
gEapEF, Ale cr Ls45ir OF Art T,
laws that LA been authorized .
, as faEiiE; that Hrs. DAVIS. :
&c Ee1eEed st4ow Of Jefferson
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

I suppose yOR Eud THE TO b.
a hard, hard world, 10 yOu uoty
she said. as she gave the tram
4 loaf Of stale dread
1esn II, answered The trsmn.
tFylas 10 make q dent in m.
loaf vita bis knife; -oRt We fre.
quentiy strike things that arr
harder ~ Y Sun.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Three hundred years ago the
average life OF man was Il Il
years IN the early part of this
century Il was rather nor than
10 IL and certainly has lot
iessened since That uaeaEs
that IS many people I've 10 30
h0w - lived 10 40 5s0 years ago.
-Ex.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

The Illinois Central wlll put
on it, cannon ball tram between
Chicago aGi New Orleans on
Jaly l. Is will leave Chicago
at ) a n, and arrive next day
- New Orleans At . . m
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Promote as su object of prI
mary Importance, institutions
Tor the general diffusion OF
knowledge Ia proportion A.
the structure of a government
gives foIes to Pa5Iic opinion, 1t
IS essential that pahlie opiEion
saOnld be hi stteHed-Gec.
Washington.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

The president Of the State Al
lance has appointed Gen. y u
Query, OF Lovndes eoaaiy.
crop ssz;isticisE fer the State
Alliance
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

The Calf 4 ship Island rail
road track l. being rapidly LATED,
and within a feE weeks the
road sill bs operating from the
c0asi 10 Hat;IeSSgrg
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Crop prospects IN the Delta
r reported TO be splendid and
It's thought % Tzzzy
vii compare isvOT@bly with this
season last year
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

N a number of towns in the
state the merchants close theiF
stores TO give the employees
recreation during the summer
months.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Poisoned ice cream has caus
ed a great deal Of sickness aud
several deaths IN diTerents
parts of the country.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

0nly a worl Of encourage
msat. \ single word. Is gave
a dropping spirit rev life, and
led to victory.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

\ Gainesville. "a. uaa has %
acres planted ia eueu@bsFs and
expects 90 realige s5N.s) from
them.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Nessrs Hooker. KERN and
Hamilton have been nominated
to the constitutional convention
IRON Holmes county.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Ta- Commencement sxsrcis-
- Of AM college, vill be
held jane l. 20 Il.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12
Ayers Cherry Pseioral,
PEz9AEzD M
DR. J. c AyE7 . co. Lowell. Mss
SEA eFa1 Drg Raee 4. az sov

Your silver dollar IS worth
more to-day than Z ever was
before WhYa Because with
4 you can nOw get the New
Weekly Times
Democrat ioE I whole year.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

The lates; Georgia freak Is >
- year old preacher
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

Greeuvilie has decided 20
build a s6s.eso c0urt house.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1890-06-12

The case CT ex-Treasurer Hem
iagwsy has besa set for rsxt
Monday and EiA be tHied then,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-11-07

dog?'
THE very fellow"
'Come from st. Louis, eh?" the man
ioyously exclaimed.
Eyes, sir"
"Sorter hoarse, especially just after
rain?"
1.-THE identical fellow"
"Are you sure?"
81 ann
Now, look here, podner, the drinks
are on you"
why sop
Because there amt such man in
Arkansaw. Come, set EN- up an won't
tell the fellers that I've caught you.
What do you say%'
~ say that l won't"
What, after have caught you? Say,
podner, try once, won't you?"
"Turn me loose"
"Wait mint. | am stranger in
the town and would like to be treated
with courtesy. | may be curious, but
generosity and courtesy win me every
time. Hold on a bit. Say, do you know
mean, rough-skinned Teller named
Parkman? Hold on-Say."
The Secretary had broken loose from
him and run to the shade. -Arkansaw
Traveller,
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-11-07
THE EDITORS CALLER.
He Dealt Out Too Much Taffy to BE a
Profitable Customer,

Stranger Ito editor)-I dropped in this
morning to see you in regard to placing
an advertisement in
Country Editor clubbing his hands,
Yes, sir; be seated, sir
Stranger like your paper. like its
principles and the bold stand it takes on
the subject of temperance and
Country Editor-You will find our
rates for advertising as low as
Stranger like its independence, its
attitude respecting the sacredness of the
Sabbath, its fight for the poor and lowly,
and its fearless denunciation of the rich
and the mighty, its
County Editor-Yes sir, an adj
placed in our paper will be read by
thous--
Stranger-In excluding from your
columns, sir, every thing of sensation
al nature or that which can not be read
by every member of the household with.
out bringing the mantling blush OF
shame, you set an example, sir, to the
newspapers of this country that can not
but bear fruit, and
Country Editor-Well, about that ad.
vertisement you were
Stranger-The mission of your jour.
nal, sir, is noble one. Upward and
onward" is a glorious sentiment. In
putting aside all sordid thoughts of gain
and battling for truth and justice alone
you elevate your paper, sir, to the high
est realms of journalism, and
Country Editor-About how much
space will your advertisement occupy?
Stranger-Well, l am not quite pre-.
pared to say this morning l happened
to be passing through your beautiful
little town. and thought would ster
In and get your rates, Ii you will
kindly state in your next issue that Mr.
Obadiah r. Tomlinson, prominent cit.
zen of Cityhurt, spent few hours in
town last week and made us a pleasant
call, and send me marked copy of the
paper, / will be very much obliged tt
you, sir. Good morning.-Tit-Bits.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-11-07
VOLUME VII.
AN oPTlM,sT.


/ likes der biggest peaches on der top
Der leedle ones all out Of sight pelowt
! likes der finest pictures In der shop
All shtuck up In der vinders In row.
likes der darlS-green watermelon rind
Turned up, der yellow oonder oud Of sight,
A shtreet parade nit limping teams pehind
Und der silfer-blated harness in der light
likes to seen der goods along der shtreet
Nit awful cuts In brces on dem pinned;
II makes me laugh dot soda-fount TO meet
Und bay fife cents glass for shweetened
Wind.
I likes to seen der ice-cream colored pink,
Der butter colored yellow like der gold,
Und when der circus Lemonade I trink
likes to shut mein eyes unit call 1t cold,
Volts der use of going pack Of der returnsf
Der vofldt itself vos hollow down pelow,
But der surface off i'd only me concerns,
Unit I'm better for dose dings do not know
Enerypody tries to show his pest outside,
Unit danlS him for his effort me to please,
Unit der paint unit varnish he has used TO hide
Dot weather-peaten side dot nature sees.
"A. T. Worden, in Judge.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-11-07
Getting Even.

Bimley-What do you think that ras-
cal Jonasley did?
Standof-Can't imagine.
Bimley-He forged my name for five
hundred dollars!
Standof-You don't say! Didn't you
do any thing about it?
Bimley-Yes; 1 got even with the
scoundrel. l forged his name for a
thousand. Judge.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1890-11-07
WIT AND WISDOM.

He who laughs at himself will not
laugh alone RAMS Horn.
Hay fever may be lilSened to site
vote" as "the eyes and nose both appear
to have It,"
"A close reader-one who always bor
rows his neighbours paper, being too
close to buy one.-Texas Siftings.
Go to work, you lazy thing"
"'Tain't no use. Work won't do nothin'
for me since struck him" -Harper's
Bazaar.
After all the only way to profit by
the experience of others and avoid
their troubles, is to die young.-Atchi-
son Globe,
The way to emancipate man is to
make him so large that you can't afford
to furnish iron enough to make fetter.
-Beecher.
Speak no evil Of the absent; that is
cowardly Likewise, speak no evil Of
the present; you might get licked. In
dianapolis journal.
An empty pocket-book is man's
most constant friend, Others may grow
cold, but he will find no change in the
purse. Great Darlington News.
The man who is small in statue
never regrets the fact so much as when
he is holding an umbrella over pretty
girl who is about fourteen inches taller
than he.-Boston Herald.
Mrs. De Fashion-Whatl Did your
daughter marry for love? Mrs. Oldtime
Indeed she did. Would you like to
see her? swell, yes, unless she is ex-
hibiting herself at some dime museum
Good News,
"A mans ears are placed in such way
that he may catch the things that are
said in front of him, A merciful Provi-
dence never intended that he should
hear what is said behind his back.
Atchison Globe.
Il believe in holiness, truth, beauty;
I believe in the redemption of the soul
by faith in forgiveness l believe in
love, devotion, honor; believe in duty
and moral conscience; believe in pray
er; l believe that our higher nature is
our only true nature. -Amiel's Journal.
Somebody says that q healthy in
FAINT cooling in cradle, is sight that
makes angels lean over the battlements
of Heaven and gaze longingly toward
earth. The idea is poetic, but the cold
facts in the case are that life is full OF
bowling discord to the inexperienced
father of colicky twins.-Ram's Horn.
Great Editor NEW daily paper)-
Have you finished that double-leaded
leader on our marvellous increase Of cir
culation and our phenomenal SUGGEST
Assistant--Yes, sir. Just got through.
Ibid you refer to the paper as the most
wonderful journalistic triumph since the
days of franklin" Those were al.
, most my very words" Good Quick
as the edition is on the street. Pn hus.
tie around and see If ] can borrow
. enough to pay your salary. N Y.
Weekly.