The Camden journal. [volume] (Camden, S.C.) 1866-1891, 1890-08-07
PITH AND POINT.

PILL AND PUlN |. z.
The after-clap-An encore. =
Out for sale-The auctioneer's flag.
Only fit fora dog to live ina kennel. .
The expressman puts on great many
lugs. - , .,.
The poor man can always get prompt
justice when he is to be punished. =.
Puck.
Il is perfectly legitimate for cattle
trust to water its stock.-Richmond Re
corder.
A tennis suit is not very loud, but a
racket nearly always goes with. it,
Washington Star. =
Hailstones intended for publication
are usually as big. as hens eggs,-Ne1.
Orleans Pieayune. -.
Don't try to drown your, sorrows in a
Jug; troubles are great swimmers. .-Asae- !
pile IN. C.) Citizen. say x
A boy never SO thoroughly realizes
that auarrelling is sinful as when he is
getting licked int fight. l. ~ )
sI don't like my Calling" as the ap-
prentice remarked ton being compelled to
get up at 4 A. M.-.-LoreN Citizen.
If Mr.. Stanley and his wife ever quar-
rel it is quito possible that they will carry
the war into Africa Pitts5ury Chrgns- :
Gle. -
He wrote: ~ luy you. You have
throne a spell around me" And she re-,
piled: "Why don't you use it2"-Bos-
ton Transcript. $ ~ lssFssss
The tramp now seeks tho pond or Lake z,
By some untraveled path,
And in some sheltered nook doth take :"
Again his yearly bath. -. -,
81 tell you, travel develops a man. If
he has anything in him, it's bound to
come out id travel" sParticulary ocean
travel. "-Puck. -
The man who can attend to his own
affairs carries with him business quail. :
fcation that is recognizable the world
over.-Prison Mirror. +-.r q
Though actors may quarrel, :
Howeer they may rage -. i.
They are sure to mako up"
When they go on the stage.
- .r ;. D.. Judge. -
Very many people who are taking in
summer boarders are people who have
seen better days and lived better 50
have their boarders.- Orleans Pica-
yune. ,- ...-..
A Prince who recently married avery
rich American heiress is an expert on the
violin; and doubtless the young lady
who dances to his humor is willing to
pay the fiddlor.-Judge.
First Senator-"I have scheme to
which wish to give the widest public
ity. What do you suggest as the best
method2" Second Senator-"Discuss. its
in secret session, of course. "-Racket.
He who courts and runs away ~
May live to court another day;
But he who courts and will not wed,
May find himself in court instead. =
- Chatter.
An iceman who has lost part of his
crop says, "There's no use OF crying over
spilled milk" It's pity that this mau
can't be philosophical without covert
thrust at business which, after all, isas
good as his is.-Judge.
sIt's very strange that they do not
have the bridegroom given away at we'd
dinCs the same as the bride is" re-
marked Mrs. Trottcr. Mr.. THO
need to give him away-hes the ,one
that is generally sold."-NeU York Hsr-:
aid. ,..- r.
It's enough to kind of sour man on
human nature" said the tramp, "when
you stop to consider how often you're
called lazy because you won't do sew
enty-fve-cent job at sawin' wood for
fifteen cent breakfast. - Washington
Post.
Maiden Lady-"Wow! Gracious ME!
What in the world are you doing there2"
Man Under the Bcd-"If you please,
ina am, ain the man you got the Gov
ernor to pardon out Of the pen t'other
day, and l jist thought would come
around and tnank ye, lia aln. -tqTE
Haute Express. ........
At the Chinese theatcr the female parts
are performed by men in disguise. One
evening the play was slow in commenc-.
ing and the audience grew impatient. At.
length the manager advanced to- the foot.
lights and said, II must ask the specta-
tors to excuse us few minutes; the
Queen is not yet shaved !"-GI Bias.
Ycarling Bride-"Mr. Jones, have
always been in the habit of indulging in
the last word, and l do not wish to
change my habits at this time of life."
Mr.. Jones-"Well, dear, 1 have been
praying for about year that you would
finally come to that delectable word. l
am weary, and would rest. Simply
speak it."-American Grocer.