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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
A Michigan Central Railroad EmpIoyc
Nius iIs IA-.. aiiCr seven
Year, Contest.

" lille employ ed A. agent ui the Micni
gan CenLEs. i.l-iiliss1 60 "a sj4ny ~ Augusta
NJ .cE., my Eidueys b,-c7auie Clseas.c. at q
u,tu all imp p-s erl-nea aud impure stale
ui lhe oUod. any genera! It-3.l. q vs. under
mined. J cons suited Inc ies.Ail- pin .siaus
81 tnls cliY and Aun ArOpr, aL- ali pro.
uUuDc-d uIy cs.+~. ijrl !, uis ci~.s.~-. In th.i
ii.si Deglu lsLhIug L4Uo-rG- -.IeUIlial lc
:! rup. and ain ~ day ~e4 lH4u. 10 al.
h.I d. iut ,,isa-lft tB reudrg eurirl ing u
ulGnItA Any goa lL.t ! can, .uu ! W.sL To
lay iua.i ! ln4nE u Inc greatest nits,sd, Aid-
Dey and aver llc LIE II Ine World.
l. LAi,ZALLitE, AEril. NJ. e.. Il. r.
Album. u lcr
-olc Uy smith SIC lncT.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
WHAT THE CHURCHES AEE DOM.

The Woodstock church viii be
Dedicated Oh Oct. y.
The Presbyterian syn ID OF the P.
cifc c,,4si has 2,5 churches aud l6,-
90 cOlAuIuaIcauts.
Calvary Presbyterian church, 5.
F.. has Fai--d the salary Of ils pas
tor, Rev. DI. E..siun, from S4,OUu 10
$500.
The seventh annual ministeria.
aud sunday school convention OF
F the Portland district of the Evan
eeical association meets in East
. Portland, Oct. IL.
The Rev. Mr.. Ticknor has re
sgued the work in Medfard and
o, her parts OF Southern Oregon, and
removed 10 Twelfth and V streets,
East Purtlaud.
The Rev. Mr.. Powell has, with
hi- family, taken up his resideDc- III
A.Liua. He will perform two-foid
duty, a. assistant III FIRMLY parish,
Portland, and nissiOuary in A,bina.
The largest church audience room
IN California ls probably that Of
simpson Methodist church, Los
ALgeies. 1t will Accommodate :, $40
comfortably, and by opening the
Glass room. adjoiuiug jO0 more c,,r
~ seated.
The Rev. Vim. Morrison, for sew
era Years Presbyterian minister
If decided abiiity and attachments,
mas D--en admitted by the Bishop OF
De!an are H. pOs,u!aut, having
U--n rtc-uIiy cun!irmud in The .
Chap. II Tie Good shepherd, Bish- 1
upstcad.
Rev. c. 3. Carlisle has accepted .
the unanimous call recently len-
dered him by the Congregational
church aud ssIcirty Uf E-cundiu,
with WHOM be Is very popular, aud
he has Entered up.u the second
year Of ni. WORK there.
The Baptisis Of Oregon have held
d meeting aud resolved 10 raise Sl15,
0JJ for the founding OF Baptist
college al Portland, aud TO ask the
National Baptist Educational Soci
ETY. 10 give theuIs,5, ,0JO more, con.
on their raising the first
making total Of u quarter
Uf d million.
Rev. Mr.. Connolly Of R,-dding il
al -fiDrt To erec, hand
some church there End proposes to
the citizens that n they will gener- !
ously assist him 10 enclose aud PANT
the building he will bear the ex-
pense Of furnishing beau iful win
dove If cathedral glass.
Rev. y. X. Jubnsuu, Of Oakland.
has entered public prdest against
l'io't71iHs Nbiirtsahs Noiihe iT cab
1idaies for the legislature who are
Dol ia favor Of sunday law. and
Ie says that matter will come W
s.fore the next legislature, and ev-
.fy Christian vote should count ~
,ayOr Of the law.
Two years ago the American Bap.
.ist F'reigu Missionary society
10 secure i30 new mission
aries fur China. The apporiiUu
nent % Caifpruia was four. Mis-
scott, who will leave this city for
china, Oct. 8, makes up the four
Her support is provided by Mn
DR.. Gray Of Oakland, through the
Homsn's Board of Foreign Ais-'
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
Ordinance No. l&.

An nYd ;nAf're b'il Truyid M for the r-o'cc
tApn uf pubic sewers, the manner ul
making c'uu-ction Herewith. and for
making re,srrd ui such connections.
lie IL nrdal ned by The cOinluo council oi
b.. city pi salem.
~EIilbN I-!t-hAil I've unlawful for any
.,,r-s.n ~: lss' ~s,Ds 80 oD~Truci or III huS
nAnH.r interfere viii Eny publtC sewer
riiliu In" City ut -!tleui, uT to- siias, c,'iI'
trrttun Herewith without II. vrittt u it'g-
,is~i.n ui he city recorder.
SECTION .--hry p--r-or desiring such
-innect ION. before making be same, shtit
iIHh- application in writing Ia The frC-urd-
r for h permit therefor. particularly d.
.cr.uinE The prem >t., to bv drained AtId
ne pninI Oi JuucIar- villa s.GI pC"l,c
Ssf.
SECTION S--The ci', r-S-urdrr j. herr
~ authorized u grant i--rnits for su"h
,un meet ious. subject 10 such restrictions igs
q The liz. and material of -uch e nncct.I.I
'iIy-. the iFraiiBn ol ir7sIs> a d iat u.airtiss
q doing The worR. a. The r,surde- ana
'niurIilt'e- nr streets and pAblic puie
iHy deem necessary. And, when requested
- SAID cunilnllleF. ne shall re- ulIc IT,. .t
ne Hpliclni h bond " her security rui
icisut in amount io indemnify tue crN
gI,lnsi lo-s ar dam &c resulting irum TN
srtlt-ssntss. 1IE perfect wurS or iuai.--
iRl, or failure - comply with Tie
arms uf he permit or 81 ni. ordinance
-EtTlUN 4 The i--son obtaining -uch
--rinii rhHii make he cnH li-t''i.tn ihsr'iu
NJ hur nd n acssprGAnr- with IT, terms
,Dn~r the -up-ryi> >iun ni the street csiu-
missioner !. provided IA ofd nance ia he
iistii cause The pnTtina oi Tie street nr
ley Disturbed by riil 20 De- PLACED la
nd = 'nditiop; and n 'tiy the recorder u
vritinc q! tb- Ipi-tion ui he work. hal
r,.csfrd may be sep 81 such cnuueCti n.
-kA7 ION S--rbe recorder snail make
,-t-s-d. IN IA sui hoie book. 81 nil cS,nD.s
iuus heretofore made wi3h h ib- pubiic sew
r. O! tine city, and s4rh map r- here
ises Juade under the lrIs lSiou 81 tisie or
HnAnoe, showing The iocation, siEe and
fistersal Of the connecting pilse, the point
Z Junc;ure WIKI te public sewer and o,
iain. ~ the ---r~pn pr p-.f-s'n- iD al h'iu
n p"riuu Wa e. an cs ii,.se' her = .il tite
me when sarn connection was uIas.~.Huu
u'ai MAKE ruch utl e. r-,a'-d retailing
hereto as .Aic c,mmitJce Ray dir.-'t.
>tGfib\ ANY p-'r-pn riil-ilnE any
iibe pr'IvisfoDs "a -'.sTipns -'i f'! .i-
'rd D'ance -hsH ufssu t~sIs ct ~ In.-f,s'i
for y ne rccUrder. t-t fined = L sutu noi
1ceeding my dUlIH-O- tue JNIpy.
i;lesul l.. 3. CONS,
Il. Crirder
Passed the common council ApGast 7lh
80, Enc apprOs by the mayor Angus
III. lsso. GRO. ILLtAals, Mayor
salem, Oregon, sept. lsth, Isyu.
~ ct L-F UNN Recorder
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
Mining Application No. ,.
CNTTEp STATES LAND OFFICE.

OREGON CRY. oregon. Aug. Is, 1850
NOTICE u he~chS given hat the JApitA
y Consolidated Cruid and silver min
ing company, =. r. Chadwick. president
wio-e lo~inftire address l. -stienl. org IN
has ihi> day rird hi> application for .
patent fhr an line'tr tel ol tns - pts
|uu~uli dated tIoic and SILVER mine or ven
bear d. gold and ~ilVc-. wllu sG-fstf,
s-punC az feet in width. situat d IN Hen
me mining distract c,jntN az Na-ipr
"a 4 oregon. and designated cN III
ieiC notes znd o-hci1.l plt.s on ME in tht
, Il e ~ lot No 2ih -Ald iof NJ 2lt t.
iug Described ~ fliiuws, 10 wlt t.-s-l d IN.
a1 a rick In place With upun1 ui stpiii
y ith bearing tree Garner No. /: theme
l7e T.. to- feet I. ~isu- N upUDc
stone Win ne.sri, Z tree csi-ner NJ = hen,
y. - " .suu ieel TO stone in mound
>'one corner Nu. 3. thence =. II W. .,
f,-et 10 -pcs IN pi.N- with mound OF siopc
t7IrueT No. a. tnenCN ;. - r.. NS let I.
rare ~ 'eg.nning. Magnetic variation
10 tn - z. cnnt4tln.Hl AZ tr-cs- tn
if-ca''cH pfthis m'ne = recorded IN th,
re,-srusr'S on 90 81 Mr., n c,,un y. p--goi,
ANY and "a J po--1'l- aiming adverse,
anv pp-'ipr % sad .ap.iAl C1nsul date
- Id and silver nine or surface grouu,
are -,-{E nd 10 fil- their acversr claim
W.T. n t.e reg iefand r.-c-iver q, ne L. :
!$ni piiir- ~ p-rgpn 'liH, IL the s;.sie
ir-gon. during tue siAty days rerlpd
publirs.iipn there Z or hey VIII n barr'l
by vir- ne VI the prov -iun> OF the siafui,
J 7. AIFkE -ON.
s:lq-s,1 Register.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
THE ODELL
I YPC WRIT ER.

SO will SUy the Oprii. TNrE NRITfE
with - characters. ana Sl5 ~. hc >IN" '
CASE tiDEi-I. warranted fo da ctiicr work
ihsu any machine made.
% c,nhlne~ SIMPLICITY Wild lhCNAhlL-
rvN >FyED. EA~E al prFEAT1h>, wears
longer VII n pUt g-r>>' nf -rIr,irfnE thRn Sny
other m4crine Has TO Ink ribbon 10
bnt her tuc operator. ltt~ pcr,t. Suo~ian-
iiat. nickel plar ed. TNcrf,-f and ad pied 70
u-e~>. u produces sharp. clesn. lcgihie
inauu~rripi. Two or ten copies csn b'
made al one writing Any .G-cl gent per
~pI 60 n bts-pme an 0TNsrst0r in 'wo days,
N . ofIe- slOo 10 ..uy up"-iiiT who cFn
eaupl The work or thc IoUB CAst
ON Ii.
EcGuhle Agents ard SleSmeu wanted
Sreciai induc-intni tO dealers.
For nsmpiti.' giving Inducements. &c
add-..>- pIEIL TYPE " ElItR 81
- and - Sth Ave. Chicago, ~:
Al
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
Best Remedy lar csgghs and ifon
cnial AI-cllpps.

Or. Holden: Your Ethereal Cough
syrup consider Que l' the !,--s, rriu-
edies ior caushs and uruucnisi aiit-c
iruns made. Have used q, fo- >-ver-
al years ia my family for IL, children
u. II. CLIFFORD, sloratln.
Large SIZE II. small 81 c-u's For
sale 10y all druggists.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11

TOITCE-The undersigned sexton o.
N the !. o. y. =. cznse;ry will, after Oct
Ia, De found a. the first house St the
south east corner O. the cemetery.
l9I5s w. UUOSSELL.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
.uau"p WITH xHERNAy,

AAAAkk-O - I'm o&A1->-41N-~f
~ARpe sn IL vay oe focl cvxr rooco-
Sntr spt sk-ouch DoraA csry-ng krsVH
- aDe gun siers on brush 1870 ss kesS
"a q ~ mud caught COLA from tbs -.
SSs a vhich ~ f-icsh tscuxht be wo'1f1
11v0 reeover. l<ExrmG vhs uc~ 60
@UDeScp for Eary ye4eA be av IL
FJrrrPO GoSden hetieA Discovery aevs--
euet N Q county pevspapsr. ano oe q,
Sr-miore 70 ~ IL A few e,us.les vo-fe<
8 ehange; ex months continued ose caT-e =
ksn- AlwayS tos independents - ak sn
0pCusry sor Q peasiCn- he nov ~ hf
sss6 noee- b. he,Ped sye - se7nty
- aved hinsASi Co1guEpooc u lcnke
@ufrA Fer sc-psnkA IN al m Dyr.A1
fDrA o. Dr>ove-y . ~ uoeeES
WDety. Il cieaoes the gwen q n
A,op6-ssx.n from rhx-rvsr Hnse krls q
no1 ccr0 an skin a,a Scar D. - Z
rSrun Tczer. Ez-CA foe no -
6nU I, y guaYAnsecA t. oeoer ~
ez.1 u al e,sezs-s fr winch = = re>ao-
DnndeI. o. money paid for n VA S ~
fuDAsl sose sy d-ugGSA
cspyrssh. lsA ~ wokiss oa Ma Assr
-. AAGE-s CsrARRH RENEpl
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
Hand Made Brick & Tile
MURPHY l. DESART,

0uoosnsor1 70 D. Mash, have q well eetso-
nsbed Brick and Tile factory in North
AAiem, near the fair grounds. and are pre-
pArSd 70 furnish crSi-clsAs priek and tile
q snorT notice.
nAnPses Of Brick or Tile sent free 70 any
poiui DESIRED On sborI notice. Orders can
- lsft with J0e- Flshburn. llo State street,
where samples can Dt seen CAV
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11

4 n CLOCGH. Cnds-Ake-, Enoalrne
"A. Acc Cko-1e. Akks-. 10 STATE 81
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11

z A. R-SeexwicK Post. No. 10, Depsr
". Hsnt q. Oregon, iIlee-s every Monda!
evening ~ the nall over the oregon LAnC
sSnpAnys oftlce. Visiting comrades a.
Sordisiiy invited TO attend
D. c sHEEkAs, Pos. Coinnscer.
O. A. RAyDLE. A6. uis1 IL.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
BCSINEss CARDS.

TA-E BAKEE Ellnc Ear EDpo-
IL IN Nsyz- s--ee.-thi-c door ron or>e-s
hocse- NscriiEi<c cunS. hxir crrla 0
spe,aAsfy. Ear o-c-s1ng = lie lA,es-
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11

e z soCTHyICK. Conr-.c-o- .nc
L. buIo--. Vel prepared 70 DO 6
Ends q t-Attng and guarantee sstisfc@
SoE- s-I-ln
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11

The Richards drug csmpaay. agents ia
40 81 sArket stsssi. Dan frsncilco lAl.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
SOCIETY NOTICES.

4 Q. Z. w.-PrDle-tion Ledge No . 4
"A. o. L. W. sal.rn. oregon. AHei- -sc4
KeSnezaky eveni nE =. - nal IL stale 10
eurxnce block corner Commercial All
Chenete.A streets Visiting and sojsuril
ing pgetnren iuvii@c =. 3. ooCTEvICK,
IRA KkE, Recorder. N "
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11

TOHS GRAY.-Cnnt-zcio- xod pu!loe-
- Pine inkldt finishing 8 specially. -
Com -nIpc-ca.l s,ree-. szien Oregon
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
plpoYEHoxAI c.AKpA

CT RICHARDSON. Attorney 81 av. n.
-. nce or stairs in front -Vsa-ne d new
Bush block. corner Commercial Gnt Coc-;
streets, salem, Oregon.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11

J. SHAW. Ans-n.y.at Law. sxleH
d, Oregon. OG0 t-S; door n The le.
Q; bead o. s.a-S II me rea- o. Lad &
Bukhs bank.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1890-10-11
WILLAMETTE Y ALLEY

We have booSs choice aC@lIs N me SroSh
~ nJ % acres each tur garden and fruit tracts all fin
deep black soil and good drainage. lying east o the Cy
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-10-25

-:u zacede from if. The noisy Dem
willie Will rec demagogues in milwaukee were
dishonest at the beginning afg;na and for a aIe
eharch OF for any race They merely y hopee
to WIN. and, in order to win taeE w state
pull down the strongest pillars OF fo oe
But for them the mlsgula L. da a6a the
s Wne a e Of an American state would
On Ont them. therefore, should fall the accu-
AS at present supported the Democ1 "a at nc
state ticket in Wisconsin deserves sat r. r. is IS
beaten by an overwhelmlng vo'G r stands
for an n nhnoxious foreignism 1t an alien
q stranger. It degrades Democracy. pc
,,o,...cv should be foremost in pullmg II
down. before election if possible Dut al
the nOlls if necessary.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-10-25
living on Herself.
.o,, on Allentown. (Pa.) Special.

From an Allentown, (Pa.) Special
No case of fasting on record can be
compared in any way with that OF Mrs.
Ellen Wuchter, wife of poor laDorer
residing in the village of Whitehall SIX
miles north of here. This woman has
not tasted morsel of solid food for IA
DAVIS, and not a drop of liquid food for
163 DAVIS. Since the beginning OF her
fast Mrs. Wuchter has been critically
m and suffered intense pain. Her last
is compulsory. Mrs. Wuchter is aff1lcte91
with cancer of the pharynx, ana
the growth, which has been going on
for wears, has so filed the upper portion
of the nsophagus that no food can
reach the stomach. Up to nine years
400 Mrs, Wuchter, who is 80 years OF
age. was in good health. About, that
time she began to fail, the first evidence
of declining health being spasmodlc
cough and gradual loss of voice: About
eighteen months ago the cough became
very severe, and her voice sank to a
whisper. About ten months ago sWa-
lowing become difficult, and IN a short
time she was unable to get anything
down her throat except liquids. Her
condition grew worse until she was IN
able to partake of even liquid foods only
dU rare NdIS, oAANA CAANAA NV
than a spoonful at time. Since Good
Friday, April 4, she has not taken drop
of water, although she complains OF an az
intense thirst. The only way in which
her thirst can be partially allayed is by,
placing one of her hands in a basin Of
water, where it is kept for half an hour,
SO that the pores may absorb the moist
ure, and thus take away the keen edge
of her thirst.
When in health the weight of Mrs.
Wuchter was 140 pounds. Now her
weight is between 55 and 60 pounds.
Six months ago short and severe epilep-
tic commissions developed, and these
occur from five to forty times day.
Mrs. Wuchter's sight has almost failed,
part of her body is paralyzed. At times
she is entirely pulseless, though. her
heart is nearly normal. She sleeps
very little, and seldom longer than Is
minutes at time. At times since her
fast began she has been unconscious for
varying periods, but her mind is not af-
fected, and she fully realizes her con-
dition, and is anxious for the end to
come The only responses she can
make to the sympathetic inquiries of
friends are muff1ed groans.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-10-25
AS From a Catapult.
From the Jacksonville (Fla.) finest

from the JACKSONVILLE ella. Times Union.
! Last Sunday at one Of the single
mills on the St. Augustine road, one of
the negro hands, happy in plug hat
and welcome leisure, was sitting on a
long end heavy pine plank which rest
ed on two cypress logs just inside an
open wagon shed in the shade. About
fifteen feet of the plank projected into
the open air. and near it were piled
high the great sections of cypress trunks
from which the shingles are sawed.
The unfortunate darky was talking poll
tics with a number of his comrades
when the jar of an approaching train af-
fected the pile of cypress butts, and the
topmost one, which was very precari-
ously balanced, fell over, striking with
most disastrous effect one end of the
plank on the other extremity of which
the negro. was reclining. The heavy
mass, weighing many hundred pounds
hitting the long lever, sent the other
end skyward with hurting rush. nro-
lectlng the luckless darky into snace
like stone from catapult. The shed
roof was f1lmsily shingled, and his head
struck 1t like a cannon ball. going
through as far as his shoulders with .
mighty crash. Here he stuck. sns-
pended by his chin, while his com
panlons looked ON in awe-stricken
amazement until his yells for helm made
them get ladder, with which be was
removed. His neck was badly scratcha .i
was unhurt. ILL
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-10-25
BirchalI's Mistakes.
From the Toronto World.

Little things make all the difference.
Thus, if Birchall had not overlooked
the cigar case the identity of Benwell
would never have been established.
Also, if he had not got turned round"
in the swamp he would not have
walked west to Eastwood when he
thought he was going east to Coolies
Station, from which the swampis only a
mile and a half distant. If he had got
on at Coolies, he would have escaped
identification that afternoon by Miss
Smith and the other Eastwood wit
nesses, and the jury might possibly
have felt more doubt of his guilt. Nor
al: Don't get turned round
Birchall should now write true his
tory of the case, if he can, copyright it,
and have the book sold for his widows
benefit. He need not tell us how far
Mrs Birchall was aware of his wicked
ness, but he might disclose exactly
what took place when they went up to
Princeton to identify the body-where
he drove and what he did. Everything
else is known. 80.
1t seldom happens that trial, so
wholly dependent on circumstantial
evidence as was the notorious case Just
closed, issues in verdict with which
the public press is, we think we may
say. in perfect accord. 1t is by no
means an unimportant item in connec-
ton with the Birchall case that the YER
dict should have been thus agreed in by
public men who have followed the case,
line by line, weighing the evidence of
each witness with impartial mind and
seeking only to ascertain the truth. II
is safe to say that there has seldom
been case in which the bench bar
press, and public opinion have present.
ed so absolute an agreement.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-10-25
An Effective as a Miracle.

A little town near Providence boasts
Congressional Church whose pastor,
be sides being an eloquent preacher, is a
man of stalwart proportions. At one of
his evening prayer meetings, says the
Boston Globe, the services were dis
turbed by two young men who audibly
scoffed at everything they saw or heard.
Finally the pastor demonstrated with
them on their behavior, and asked them
why they attended the meeting. 1--WE
formed, ;" GmpudentIy replied one Of the the
rascals. Leaving the desk and walking
quietly down the aisle, the pastor
seized one after the other by the collar.
and as they disappeared out of the
door, with the imprint of his boot in
their trousers, remarked: eve don't
perform miracles here, out we cast out
devils
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-10-25
On the Train.
From Life.


Blossom (to drummer sitting by n
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. me, sir, but Y
open window is very annoying"
Drummer (pleasantly)-"pm SON
but Pm afraid you'll have to grin !
bear it,"
Blossom-"I wish you would closi
SIR"
Drummer ould like to accomn
date you, sir, but / can't" i
Blossom-"Do you refuse to close
window, sir %
Drummer-'I certainly do"
Blossom-"If you don't close II
will"
Drummer-"I'll bet you won't =
Blossom-"lf | go over there vi.
Drummer = "Tn give odds
won't"
Blossom "I'll ask you once more'
will you close that window p
DrummeT-"No, sir, | will not I'M,
Blossom getting on his feet)-ll
Drummer-"I would like to see F!
do it,"
Blossom placing his hands on the
jectionable window)-"I'll show
whether | will or not" !,
Drummer Gas Blossom tugs at Wlllu'
-"Why don't you close it"
Blossom getting red in the face]~
-appears-to be stuck" :;
Drummer-"Of course it IS. trle'
lose it before you came in"
a 4hs
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-10-25

he ct pie Win MS knife
And you betcher sweet life
He couldn't break into our ser
-Wdshinao
THE man who can catch fles'
dark has little to learn in nor,E
RAMS Horn.
No complaint is made abom
measure when we have a peck of
ble.-Patsbatrg Dispatch.
TT takes a man of nerve to sit 4,
a $50 Prince Albert without ARM
the skirts.-Puck.
A GOOD jest is like a diamoM
sparkle is often the result of mm
tent grinding. Puck.
AFTER all getting grapes from
neighbor's vines is only a matt
pluck. -Binghamtom Republican.
WE may shut our eyes to n
truth; but we don't shut our ~
it's about somebody else.-Puck
AN PTIoN.-A-"Accidenb
happenv'
Life.
@"MoRE rejected manuscript
claimed the young man, disconsOs
when his love-letters were retunl
him. Washington Post.
POSSIBLE BUYER-"Is he full,}
ed ?''
Gullick (the dog broker )-'Y]
Can't run twenty foot 'ithout gith'
in. the face. "-Scribr1er.
MorHER-"I am glad to hear you,
to church to-day. What.was the sen
about"
Adult Son Ia reporter) 81
know, mother, [ haven't written or
notes yet. "-Street &; Smiths Good
: Nor For A REsT.-Depositor-T
cashier imp"
;. President-"N-o; he's gone aws
Depositor-"Ah! Gone for i
presume"
President (sadly)-"No; to ayoi
rest. "-New York Weekly.
A BEREAvED husband in North
lima put the touching Inscription
departed wife's tombstone, "A
while" In a "1ittle while" =
weeks = he married again.
Leather Reporter.
"DID you recognize your wife a
masquerade ball last night?"
"Not until | patted her shoulde
she whispered to me: ''Lemue
make a fool of yourself, you old
key" -Chicdgo Post.
con, no-there amt any favort
this family" soliloquized Johnny
no! I guess not! If [ bite my
nails catch it over my knuckles,
the baby can eat his whole foot
they think it's just cunning. ~
Republican.
To HAVE AND TO HoLD.-Real
Agent Ito Harlem property hol(
"What do you want for that corn
you offer for sale ?" Property Il
81 am holding it at $3.50, OOO."
-.,'Well, you keep on holding it,
day" -Teras Sytings.
IT is now rapidly approaching
time of year when the housef
who ordered a ton Of coal "only
or two" before finds it vanishe
smoke. II now understand,
Miserleigh. "why they speak of it
coal been p"-New York Herald.
SHE-"So you are from Oklal
Mr.. jenkins? Then the music (
sea will have all the charms of nj
for you; you never heard the DO,
Of the breakers at Oklahoma
(sadly)-"Quite true, Miss Simpson
| assure you I heard more than |
to Of the breaking Of the BOOM
was one Of 'em. p West Shore.
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SUMMER RAIN,
A MOOD.

Heavy the daisies hung their golden
Bowed on their stalks the honSef vi
clover,
Beat down with drenching weight of :,
The distant wood in pearly m;st "a
over,
Stood yoiceless on the brow of vonds, !,
And so my heart was bowed, NV M 9
still, WI
With weight of utter loneliness and no.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1890-10-25

Joseph B. Treat, of Monroe, Re-
publican candidate for lieute nant-gov-
ernor, was born in Promo, Me, in 1886.
He came to Wisconsin in 1860, and a
few years later went into business as a
dry goods merchant. He has been
trustee for the village of Monroe, and
repeatedly served in the state Senate.