The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-10-30
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sane spot
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A patent medicine that would esss
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bs boon 10 civilization"
- southern pspss 10 called The Lsdls.
A newspaper that 10 frank seoush 10 I'd
na tbsl i, 10 In The soup deserves 10 get
cut
Victim Of railroad accident doctor.
do you think I cen rscovesi" Doctor-
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year 10 psint their facsa. u soets ~
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sssm 70 produce The sane estvssd saseA.
The dinsrsccs bslsssn them 10 ihst dye
pepsis 10 very hard 70 core.
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hesl bought you . Windmill. nov What
do you vsn,," Little Wiilis-"Bool
hooo,ol want The Wind"
MY dear Mosky." said The nanns
mosquito. "don't you Try 70 bite thst Chi
esso man" "why no.f His sp,dsr-
mis- will take tho edge Cd your bill"
"A msshss gsEed intsnlly 81 . sinds
for . lev moments, and turning sadly
away, sighed forth; "Oh' II I had . neck
like that. Whist . collar I could vsari"
We made big mistake, Adam. said
Eve after shsy had settled outside ths gar
don. How. dsari We should hsys insis'
ssd upos hsvios that nss.ss asbilsstsd.
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Of geology . piecs Of brick) Hers 10 .
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"A little girl. feeling . sharp pain 10
her neck. was told that IL vss - stitch 10
her neck" why" she exclaimed. with .
terrified look. "srs our heads sswed on'"
Mrs. Snodgrsss Your husband CON.
plains that be can I smoke tho cigars you
bought for him. Mrs. Snivelsy-Wsu,
cant wear the bonnet hs sslssssd ios Nc.
either.
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Editor Of The Mssniag Prosss Huss
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DAspi That's ssasaAins snusaal Most
dsys Il i pretty ~.
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style. Hs began: On ~ bonded knees
lot me swear and 20 on" Docs b. ever
talk that way nowi' No He Just swsars
vii out asking permission.
The new president oil the Argentine
Republic vss formerly . Newspaper man.
Once year or 70 even newspaper man
forgets the duty be owes 70 himself and
his profession and goes wrong.
Dumlsy (impressivsly) = Pom my
word, dye know II should ~
ghost. believe I should become s-aw-
idiot Miss Quicker (soitly)-
Don. tell Us about that shost you did ~.
Dumlsy.
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when gave u 70 her," "Hov. smiled
What kind Of . smihf" "Just W. came
smile. Lieutenant. that . waiter hss When
hs gets . tvo,dollsr Fec"
-Bismarcks bedroom contains only |
three pieces Of furniiure-an enormous
wsa hand stand. small camp bsdssssd.
and boot jack. There ussd 70 b.
compile hair brushes Take them away"
said The prince lev ysan aso; - towel
will do 70 part my bear novdsya"
Pond Parent that Jon are
about TO BE- married. my dear children. ]
wsnt 70 do the handsome thing BY Jon.
md here 10 . check for $1,000" The
Bride 30. popperl How perfectly love.
y" The bridegroom Would you
niad sending down end getting Il esrti.
asd"
We'll. landlord. here's . pretty hove
do; you 60 and charge me u 10 for .
bed shsn you know very we'll thai lhs
houss wss 90 fall that l had 70 sleep on
he billiasd-sable." "Wsll. sir; plssss
|oot u our sslss posssd up on ths vail
here; 'Uss Of billiard table % csots -
hour"
--Summsrman We'll, this y snusaall
Why. you are putting I'll the big apples 10
|bs bottoms Of The barrels And The little
ones 90 top" Uocls Hirsn-"Yss.
Those isllen 10 the city ere ssttin' 70 I'll
irsd euse; they open the barrels from tAs
bottom 10 see whether ~ Farmers b.
lsyin' 10 cheat them"