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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1890-10-22

The largest number Of exhibits ever made
at New York fair was at the late fftieth
annual exhibition of the State Fair at the
new grounds near Syracuse. There were
entered 1859 cattle, 523 horses, 669 sheep 32T
swine. 1884 poultry. making the total Of live
stccss @7t2. The grand total of all exhibits
vas 5D.I.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1890-10-22

1EssRs. Z. ri. 1ETERs 6 SON. OF Arnens
Ohio, who ale engaged in tho shipment oi
produce, nlade sale to New York hrH
recently Of 5000 cases or $50, 600 dozen eggi
TOR O consideration Of S26,25Q.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1890-10-22
FIVE MEN KILLED.

FriShtfully Manglcd by an Explosion
in SawmiIl.
At Chewalla, McNairy County, Tenn.' hve
men were instantly killed by the explosion Oh
a sawmill boiler belonging to Mr. Gurley'
C,rr,sv,s body was tern into shreds.
Wij;inm JohnsoI's head was torn from his
body and thrown fifty yards distant: Walter
Pitinan and his brother and son OF Gurley
were horribly manged.
A colored iaborer was fatally injured.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
Yesterdays Rumor.

1t was rumored yesterday that
Col. G.. W. Macfarlane had sold to
Col. Claus Spreckels his half-interest
or shares in the Waikapu Sugar
Company. Each party having hith-
erto held an equal half of the shares
of the corporation, it is said that the
sale will carry with it the individual
half of the Waikapu commons, a
tract of about 1000 acres, in fee
simple, of the richest sugar land In
the kingdom, a large portion of
which is in cane of the Hawaiian
Commercial Company. A consolida-
ton of the Spreckelsville and Wal
kapu company's interests will largely
enhance the value of both estates, as
this will practically give the Com
mercial Company control of all the
land and water between East and
West Maui. Who has Hawaiian
Commercial Company's shares for
sale now?
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
SHIPPING NOTES.

The schooner Olga will sail tomorrow
for San Francisco.
The steamer Hawaii will leave tomorrow
for Hamakua ports.
The schooner Haleakala came in yester-
day from Laupahoehoe with 700 bags sugar.
Twelve new platform cars for the Oahu
Railway and Land Co., arrived by the bark
Forest Queen on Sunday.
The schooners Kulamanu, Caterina, and
Waiehu, will take 200 tons of coal out to
the French flagship Dnbourdieu.
The bark C. ID. Bryant, ]. III. Jacobsen
master, arrived Sunday, about IL days
miscellaneous merchandise; also 10 horses
for Mr.. O'Connor.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

convention was called to order by
MIR Atkinson introducing Prof. Scott,
who spoke on composition. He gave
some very practical ideas of how to
teach the subject
MIR. 2. L. Lord gave his prelimin-
airy remarks on writing, which, with
MIR. W. L. Lucas instruction in
phonics concluded the days ex-
ercises.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
Fall of the Bastile.

The anniversary of the Fall of the
Bastile was observed yesterday in
this city by the flying of the Gov
eminent, Diplomatic and Consular
flags. Statutes were fired at noon by
the French flagship, the T. S. f. S.
Charleston and the shore battery.
The men-of-war in port were dressed
with bunting. The Hawaiian band
played at the residence of Mons.
d'Anglade, the French Commissioner,
at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, and
His Majesty the King, attended by
Col. Macfarlane, Chamberlain, mem
bers of His Majesty's Cabinet, the
Diplomatic and Consular corp and
others, called on the Commissioner
to pay their respects.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
SUPREME COURT-JULY TERM.
MR.. JUSTICE DOLE PRESIDING.
SATURDAY, July u.

Mr.. JUSTICE DOLE PRESIDING.
SATURDAY, July II.
Isabella z. Nuuanu vs.. Sam Nuu
anu. Petition for divorce. Granted
on the ground CT non-support and
maintenance. S. X Kane for plain
tiff.
Mahoe VS.. Maokaailau IVY Peu-
tition for divorce. Granted on the
ground of desertion. A. Rosa for
plaintiff.
MONDAY, July IA.
The King VS.. Joe. Perjury. Tried
before a foreign jury. Deputy At
torney- General Creighton for the
Crown; w. G. Achi for defendant.
Verdict of guilty, and sentenced to
one years impr: sonment at hard
labor.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
Teachers, Convention.

Following is the order of the ex-
ercises of the Teachers Convention
at Fort Street School for to-day: 8
to 9:15, Roll Exercise; 9:15 to 9:45,
Primary Teaching, Miss Coursen;
9:45 to 1915, Reading and Question
ing, T. III. Gibson; 1915 to IL, High
er Arithmetic, John A. Moore; IL to
IL 80, Primary Arithmetic, Miss j..
Deyo; IL 80 to IL. Tonic Sol Fla, Rev.
j. b. Alexander; IL to l, recess; l to
1 80, Phonics, w. T. Lucas; 1:3O to
2:15, Composition, M. NJ. Scott; 2:l5
to 2:45, Writing, P. l.. Lord; 2:45,
Discussion.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
Police Court.
MONDAY. July IL

~'IV-NH1AI. U VI IL
A nolle pros. was entered in the
case of Daniel Lyons, charged with
libel. The defendant will publish
an apology in his paper.
Five DRINKS contributed the usual
amount to the treasury.
Three opium and other cases were
continued.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

The Hawaiian bark Lady Lamp
son arrived off port last evening
fourteen days from San Francisco.
Pilot Babcock went out to the vessel
anchored her and remained OH board
all night. She will come in this
morning. The Robert Levers was to
have left San Francisco two days
after the Lampson.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
VESSELS LEAVING TO-DAY.

Stmr Kinau, Lorenzen, for Maui and
Hawaii.
Stmr Likelike, Davies. for Maui.
Stmr Mokolii, McGregor, for MolOkai.
Stmr Iwalani. Weir. for Lahaina and
Hamakua.
Stmr as Makee. Macauley, for Kappa.
Stmr Kaala, Hagland, for Kauai.
Stmr Mikahala, Campbell, for Kauai.
Schr Kawailani for koolau.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

Admiral Premesnil and officers of
the French flagship Dubourdieu
were presented to His Majesty at
Iolani Palace yesterday afternoon.
The list of those present at the audi
ence appears in our By Authority :"
column. The household troops were
drawn up in front of the Palace and
the Hawaiian Band was in attend
ance.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

This evening the Tivoli Gaiety Co.
will present the skit "Peck's bad
boy" at the Hawaiian Opera house.
1t abounds with fun and will no
doubt attract large audience. The
box plan is open at Mr.. l.. j. Levey's
office
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

We learn that His Majesty the
KING will give State ball at Iolani
Palace to the Admiral and officers of
the French flagship Dubourdieu. At
a late hour last night the ball was
fixed for Friday evening, the Admiral
delaying the departure of his vessel
for Tahiti until Saturday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

Admiral de Premesnil accompa-
MED by Mons. d'Anglade French
Commissioner called upon His Elk.
j. A. Cummins Minister of Foreign
Affairs yesterday morning.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

At 7:30 o'clock this evening there
will be a meeting of all the members
and those interested in the we'll
being of the Second Congregation
of st. Andrews Cathedral, in the
Sunday School room. Important
matters will be brought up and there
should be full attendance.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

A rare treat is in store for the pub
lie, as on Thursday evening grand
concert will be given at the Ha-
waiian Hotel by the bands of the
French Flagship Dubourdieu, the
U. S. Flagship Charleston and the
Royal Hawaiian Band. The pro-
gramme will appear in Thursday
mornings paper.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

A special meeting of the new Fire
Police Company will be held this
evening at the room of Engine Com
pany No. 2. A full attendance is re-
quested.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

In one of the late San Francisco
papers the City of Picking is adver-
tised to leave there August 23d for
Hongkong via Honolulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
NOTICE.

HAVING BOUGHT OUT MR.. w. III.
IL Page in the Honolulu Carriage Manu-
factory, at 1913 Fort Street, l am prepared
to continue the above business under the
old name of Honolulu Carriage Manufac-
tory, and being all old experienced carriage
builder l solicit the patronage of my old
friends and the public in general, and with
my thorough knowledge of the business
and with experienced workmen and using
only the best material L guarantee general
satisfaction. Please call and see me before
going elsewhere.
(Signed) GIDEON WEST.
Honolulu, Oct %. 1889. 103-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

Mr. j. +. Morgan will resume the
credit sale at 10 o'clock this morn
ing at Ell. Hackfeld q Co.'S store.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

The Band gave concert at Emma
square last evening, playing the
French anthem at the end of the
programme.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

Pay your water rates to-day or
have ten per cent. added.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

II you are looking for good safe,
call on L. w. Hebron, agent for the
Halls Safe and Lock Company
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

"Peck's bad boy" will hold the
boards at the Opera House tonight.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
DEPARTURES,

MONDAY, July IA.
Stmr Waialeale, CLANCY, for Kilauea
and Hanalei.
Stmr Waimanalo for Waialua and Wal
amaze.
Stmr ] A Cummins, Nelson, for Koolau.
Stmr Pee for Hamakua.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

The special committee will visit
the leper settlement next week.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

The Kinau sails at 2 O'Clock this
afternoon for Maui and Hawaii.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

The opium committee held a ses-
sion last evening in the Marshaps
Office.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
LOCAL AND GENERAL.

MIR. Justice Bickerton sits at
Chambers this week.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
VESSELS EXPECTED.
PASSENGERS.

ARRIVALS.
From San Francisco, per blk c ID Bryant
July I3-Mrs w Mitchell.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
EVENTS OF TO-DAY.

L. o. .. F.-Excelsior Lodge No. /, at 80
p. NJ.
80 P. NJ.
CHURCH MEETING st. Andrews second
congregation at school room at 1870
PM
TEACHERS CONVENTIONAL Fort Street
School at 8 AN.
LEGISLATIVE AssEMBLY-At 10 A. NJ.
OPERA HoUsE-Peck's bad boy at 8 P. NJ.
FIRE POLICE Meeting at Z BOP.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15

THIS PAPER is KEPT ON FILE
Il at E. G.. DAKE's ADVERTISING
AGENCY, "a & IS Merchants Exchange,
San Francisco, Cal, where contracts for
advertising can be made for it.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.
ARRIVALS.

ARRIVALS.
SUNDAY. July IL.
Am blk ID Bryant, Jacobsen, II days
from San Francisco
MONDAY. July IA.
Haw Blk Lady Lampson, Sodergren, IA
days from San Francisco.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
NOTICE.

THE UNDERSIGNED HEREBY GIVES
l. notice that he has purchased the Laie-
wal Rice Plantation from Aswan, and will
not hold himself responsible for any bills
contracted by any person against said Rice
Plantation previous to June Z, 1890.
152-3w* YEE ON WAL.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
PORT OF HONOLULU, Il. |.

The whistle of the Honolulu Steam Planning
Mill is blow daily by electric signal from the
Survey office precisely at Honolulu mean noon.
1t sounds again at 20 mi n. SO sec. past o'clock
s.. m. of Honolulu mean time. to correspond
with 12h. 0m. 0s. as given by chronometers set
for Greenwich mean time. This last Is especi-
ally for the benefit of mariners and jewellers.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1890-07-15
SPECIAL BUSINESS ITEMS.

DELICIOUS ICE CREAM
SAt SoDA-Cool and Refreshing
at The ELITE Ice CREAM PAR
LoRs Civ
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-05-17
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

"A book that is likely to make some
stir"-the cook-book.-Norristown Her
aid.
-Bacon-''The doctor said you had a
very high fever, last week." Egbert--.
81 guess he was right. l notice by
his bill his charge was S25. "-Yonkers
Statesman.
-Gilhooly-'I heard you were not ex-
pected to live" Gus De Smith-"Yes,
the doctors gave me up" GLOW did you
come to get well?" 81 gave up the
doctors. Texas Siftings.
Miss Gushlere-"How torturing, how
fearful the thought must be for great
singer to know she has lost her voicer'
Mr.. Praclere-'It's much more torturing
when she doesn't know it. "-Hartford
Lampoon.
-"Sir!" he said to the proprietor of
dry goods store, 81 have called to notify
you not to trust my wife on my account,
as She" Don't worry, sir, it has
been ten years since you had any credit
OF this storen'-Detroit Free Press.
Get out of this!" said tailor to an
untidy looking tramp, who had strayed
into his store. This is not fitting
place for YOU" 81 doubt if it's fitting
place for any body" replied the tramp.
Light.
Two busy doctors meet and speak of
the influenza. "You must have plenty
of work." says one. Don't speak of it, "
replied the other, 81 am absolutely
played out. The patients are killing
their doctors at present" Revenge is
sweet" the other retorts.-Le Figaro.
Tit for Tat.-Mr. Younger Injecting
Miss Winters on the street)-"Why,
how do you do?" Miss Winters with
cold stare) -"You have evidently made
amistake, sir" Mr.. Younger-''I beg
thousand pardons-I mistook you for
your mother. "-Epoch.
don't take much stock
in tle idea that fish diet builds up the
brain. I've lived on fish, fish, fish for
three straight weeks and feel less like
doing mental labor than | did before
began Fish phosphorus is humbug."
Kiljordan-"You have been expecting
too much from it Phosphorus only
stimulates the brains. 1t won't create
them."-Chicago Tribune.
Manager Ito young playwright
"Tm sorry we can't accept your play. 1t
doesn't quite, suit" Playwright
THAT'S unfortunate, sir. Will you
kindly suggest wherein it may be i'm.
proved?" Managcr-"Sorry again, but
I'm just like you in that respect; don't
know thing about writing good play.
Washington Star.
81 think said Mr.. Jason to his
wife, ''that if my health does not i'm
prove l shall not last through the sum-
mer." I'm sorry to hear it" was Hhe
answer, in not-deeply interested tone.
"Well, that is surprising. Id just like
to know what in the world you feel sor.
ry about?" because, if you should &c
and die in the hot weather it is going to
cost me such lot of money for Co.
Terre Haute Express.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-05-17
The Largest Cake Ever Made.

The "iubilee cake" presented
Queen Victoria by the Messrs. Gun
the famous London purveyors, in il
1887, was triumph of the bakers
confectioners' art. 1t was 9 feet 6 inc
in circumference, 10 feet high,
weighed over 600 pounds without
decorations, which alone were over
pounds. The design was that of Gro
guarded by lions and surmounted
temple bearing figures of Fame :
Glory, each holding trumpets in {
hands, heralding the jubilee to thes
quarters of the world. These, a!s
were surmounted by temples with s
gled figures of Peace. The panel
the base were embroidered in goli
white satin, bearing the royal ne
gram, while between them were figV
in relief representing the four ouas
of the world. Between the lions wi
guarded the crown wore medall
bearing portraits of her Majesty AND
prince consort as they appeared OF.
wedding day in 1910. Other ports
represented her Majesty at various 4
the last being from the photogu
taken in May, 1ss7.-Notes and Quei
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-05-17
COLLECTING BAD DEBTS.
A Chicago Man Has a New Scheme Which
Works Every Time.


Works Every Time.
Away out where Blue Island avenue
intersects the prairie there lives bad
debt collector named John Smiley, whose
ingenuity deserves better recompense
than it obtains.
When all other means of collecting a
debt have failed recourse is had tc
Smiley. Only the desperate cases are
given to him, as he charges 80 per cent
commission on his collection. The Other
day he went into downtown office tc
collect bill of $50. His dress was
funereal, his face sanctimonious, his
eyes beatific in their upward roll. II
one hand he carried small vial, in the
other the bill which he was trying to
collect.
This is the fourth time have called
said he, in sepulchral tones. II am q
poor man; l am desperate. 1t is no,
worth the throw of die to me whether
1 live or die. My inability to collect
this bill has almost driven me out of my
mind. See this" holding out a vial,
land see this" holding out the paper.
"One is bottle of strychnine and the
other is bill against you for $50.
Either you pay the bill or take the
strychnine."
''Better take the stryohnine," wasthe
suggestion.
'All right, but if take the poison I'll
take it here. / have friend outside
who has my dying statement in his
pocket. In that say that was driver
to suicide because you refused to pay
this bill. That will be in all the news
papers tomorrow morning. The pub
licity won't hurt me then, because I'll
be dead; but you can judge of the effect
such a statement will have upon you"
Smiley's aspect grew still more
funeral as he stopped talking, and his
hand fumbled nervously at the stopper
of the bottle.
"Well, here's your $50. Now get out
didn't give it to him because l thought
he would commit suicide" explained
the debtor, but because he's got new
scheme for collecting bad debts. I'm {
pretty hard man to collect from, bu
this chap carries too many guns for me.
Chicago News,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-05-17
THE MAYFLOWER.
Interesting Facts Concerning the Vessel
That Landed the Pilgrims.

A new training brig has recently been
launched at the Pembroke dockyard in
England. This latest conner in the En-
glish navy has been christened May
flower, the last of a long line of vessels
of that name. This has brought out the
interesting and little known fact that
the Pilgrims Mayflower of 1920 was at
one time an English war ship. The
name is one of the oldest ship names in
the English navy, going back to 1415,
when vessel with that name carried
some of the knights who fought at
Agincourt across the channel. Her sue
cessor-the Mayfower of 1447-was the
flagship of Richard, Duke of Gloucester.
But the Mayfiower of 1920 was an old
Armada veteran long before she came
across the Atlantic, and took promi-
ment part in that historic sea fight in
1888, fighting alongside of brakes Re-
venge and Hawkins Victory. In the
fight off Gravelines, when the Armada
made last desperate attempt to save
itself from utter rout, the Mayfowers
part was prominent one. According
to recent writer in the London Graphic,
the ship was one of the chief ones
contributed to Queen Elizabeth's feet
by the merchants of the city of London,
but Goodwin's Pilgrim Republic states
that the officials of Lynn offered the
Mayflower (15O tons) to join the fleet
against the dreaded Spanish Armada.
The Graphic enormously implies that
the Mayfower ended her days inglori-
ously in the slave trade between Guinea
and America. Goodwin, in reference to
this rumor, says that the SLAYER May
flower was ship of $50 tons, while the
Pilgrim vessel was only $50. The latter
came to Salem in 1929, and the last
known of her was when she was one of
a fleet that landed John Winthrop and
his colonists at Charlestown in 1880.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-05-17
VIA TINE ALBERT LEA ROUTE,


Snail not De open 10 inquiry except in
case of fraud or collision in said proceedings
and sale on the part Of or between the Treas
urer and purchaser: this section not to apply
TO real estate the title to which remains in the
State.
IS. The Treasurer shall bel entitled to the
fees For advertising property for
sale under the provisions Of section fifty-two
ofthis subtitle of this Article, to en- force the
payment of taxes, If the property be sold the
Treasurer shall receive five per cent on the
gross amount of sales with his expenses as
aforesaid, but II the amount due be paid
without sale he shall receive four per cent on
she amount collected, and his expenses as
aforesaid. to be paid by the party paying who
hall be entitled to an itemized bill. And If
Ihe Treasurer or any clerk, agent or deputy of
juch Treasurer shall ask, demand or receive
my greater costs or fees than are allowed by
he provisions of this section, or shall receive
my pay or commission for or on account of
my advertising, printing or surveying or
my contract thereto, or for any thing which
he sections of this subtitle of this Article, or
hall for himself or any other person discount
" buy or receive for less than its face or real
1alue any claim against said county or certif-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-05-17

"We heard tell Thompson
You like this: Thompson settler
He lived bank of big streamthe MISSISSIPPI
thirsty
and drinking like sensible crier would what did the
walk down and-take a drink"
When bilious
thing they they
sickness of Dr. Pies
Discovery prevent nothing
Bousne Blood Scrofa which
really nothing than ScrOfua of the Lungs The Golden
will refunded
Lungs Splitting of Blood Shortness of Breath Bronchitis
efficient
ASSOCIATION Manufacturers No.
Buffalo, N. Y.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-05-17
1t Was Original.

Don't you think" said an author to
an acquaintance, that l have written
an original book?"
Eyes, think So"
'You will acknowledge, then, thatyou
have never seen any book just like it?"
Eyes, I'll do that"
''Ah, I'm glad that have compelled
you to give me even wormed-out
acknowledgment of my ability. You
actually hate to compliment man, but
will you please tell me in what way my
book is strictly originate"
20, yes; it is original in this way: 1t
is the poorest book that has ever been
published. "-Arkansaw Traveller.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-05-17

Fritz-Why are you packing the cigars
in your masters boots?
Johann - Because, when we get to
Baden Baden he'll be sure to say: "You
stupid fellow, what made you put the
cigars in my boots? Now you may
smoke them yourself "-Unterhaltungs-
blatt