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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-09-12

Witncss-.'Your Honor, it was worth
Prisoner (taking the watch from his
pocket)-'sThat shows he can't be be-
lieyed. DO you think that watch is worth
$50. "--Jeteeltrs' Weekly.
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A PRELIMINARY TRIAL OF the sLrppI

A PRELIMINARY TRIAL OF THE SLIPPERS.
Mrs. Spankwcll Ito shoe dealcr)-
'AIay try these slippers before 1 take
thcm2"
Shoe dealer-"Why certainly ma am. 4"
Mrs. Spankwell Catching her hopeful
over her knae)-"Yell kinder easy,
Johnny. Tain't as if we was nice and
cosey at home, you know.-Burlinytoa
Free Press.
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BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FRosI
VARIOUS SOURCES.
Two vicws-Too Gcnerons-Hard on
Cadlcy-Hc Was the Biggep
Man-It Was Applicable
Personally. Etc, Etc.

She iooxs SO frail, 50 small, so MICA
So dainty and so neat:
so like an angel L should think
She won!dnt need to eat
HER LITTLE BROTHER.
Sis may be just rs nice as pie,
But she can eat pie, too
And PORK and beans and buck wheat cakes
And she just loves onion stew.
-Netr Yor,: Herald.
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PIIILANTnRoPIsr AND pHILosopHER.

Wife-"John, dear, define philan-
thropist."
Hnsbaud-"A philanthropist, my love,
is man who gives away other people
money!"
W.-"And what is a philosopher"
H.-"A philosopher is man who
bears with resignation the toothachc
from which his ncighbor is suffcring."-
Pick-M-U Up.
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MS SOUL REvoLrED AT A LIE.

Judge-"Are you guilty or not gri!ts1"
Prisoner-"Not guilty"
Judge Ito witness)-"How much was
the stolen watch worthl" &. AZ -2=Szz;;.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1890-09-12

1t was week after that night when
Arthur Brooks had gone home in JOY to
his bride and John Long had waited out
In the night that they found the note
William Harris had left, betraying the
fact that disordcrcd brain had led him
to suicide.
Then they knew.-AAanta Cons,itu-
ton. -. --'a-~.-.-s>.-..--.a.s ISL
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Metals.

BRADFORD. Pa, Feb. 7.-Opencd at 81 OGssi;
closed az 81 o.; highest 81 VIZ; lowest 81 OF;
clearunces 5iG. 90 barrels. = ' >'
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'V'eFHn1eHF HHu oHlu UUHus uuII Hnu hteNuy
poSDs AND STOCK QUOTATIONS cLosED HID,


Y. :. IL reg..."....l Mash. 4 Chat........lG2
" s. y. cOupon,.."l2S New jersey Central. Ivy
~. 4Iss reg"..-..l 032 Northern facilc..... 81
9.s. ~ COUPON" len do preferrrti-.... 10
ADAMS ESpscss.". l3 Chicago 4 N. W.... ii0I,
american EkpfcssllS do prricrrcd......-lii
Gaiiad6 Southern.- bslS Sew York Central. lCGjt.
Central Pacitic....... 33 Ohio 4 Mississippl 2lis
Chesapeake 4 Ohio M do preferred 49, N'
do irst preferred. BiLlIracltlc MRil,,,,... 3d.
do second prefd. 4JJi lpi,tsburHh,,,,, ,.,,,..lS
Denver Il X, G...... 10 Rcadiug......,.........J -
81. l.. \ 4. f........... II
do prcfcrred-...... CT do prrferrci..'... AZ
Fort Waync..........iA DO 8rst preferred, 81
Kansas " Texas...... 10 IC. n, Il 81, Inui'.s G0,z
Lake Eric Il Vest. lsI; do preferred ..'liiss
do pteierrcti..... G6GTexas pacitic, 2il
Lake shorc.;.;."..lGG2sun Union laclhc......... Ok
Louisville & Nash. Syi United States ~ Nj MI
L., n. A. 4 C........ 20 w., 81. l.. Il p. iSn
Memphis & Chas.. 81 do preferred - MI
Michigan Central. u WrllsPargU EI,.,..'li0>
MlSsouti fac!lic... 5lSlWeslern Un!on...., StIs
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There was a splendid mango tree,
loaded with fruit, on the low ground
near the cottage and Ike had a longing
for some Of the tempting product. Like
tho product Of the orange tree next door
the fruit remained ungathcred3and the
temptation for raid was toof;strong to
be resisted. With Bill, a blaek&boy on
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the premises, as an auxiliary, he move,
one day, on the tree, getting the fruit
involving littleali little climbing, which
he prepared TO execute. It was per.
formed without much difficulty, and The
stuffed the little blouse he wore until Il
would hold no more, slowing IL all
around him until he was swelled out
like wind fish. He attempted TO come
down, when he was beset, front and
rear, above and below, by hundreds OF
little wasps, called by another name
that dispute his passage. They had let
him up without contrasting his right, but
they had evidently called meeting and
resolved upon an attack.
Ho swung bis arms like tho sails OF a
windmill, and called on Bill 10 come
and help him, but Bill had seen the at.
tack, and, fearing serious consequences
ior himself, ran away, leaving Ike to
light 1t out on that line, which he did,
but was inadequate for tho undertaking,
and, attempting TO scramble down, load.
ed as he was, the wasps putting In their
stings energetically, he surrendered in
me lowest crotch OF the tree, and tum.
bled down ignominiously. The wasps
continued their attacks, and Ike, his
means OF defense all exhausted, cot on
his ieet and started for the house, veil.
iinH Tor help. His pursuers were reient.
iess, and he rushed into the presence OF
Mrs. Partington, with halo OF angry
warriors about his head, one of whom,
without discriminating, made dash at
inc dame and darted lance into her
nosc,, causing her intense agony. the
member swelling instantly till It resem.
Ding q lnangel Worried beet .I,''lEl.l
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CINCINNATI, O.. Feb. 7.-Flour steady. whea,
weak; 10. red &c; receipts ,UOU bushels; ship.
Oats stronger; No. mixed 2jc Rye dull: No,
ioc. Pork quiet ut $40 IS. Lard dull at 6, tic.
hulk meats and bacon quiet. Whisky steady a;
e. ". Butter. sugar and cheese steady. Eggs
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Rescue for both parties came. and the
insects were expelled, but the spectacle
that both presented was a sight to be
seen, not described, and the curtain
drops here, leaving Mrs. Darlington and
IKE 10 their lotions and emollients, DAYS
intervening before the injuries were re-
II declare" said Mrs. Darlington, as
she contemplated herself in the glass,
with an obscured vision; "if | we're to
reconter myself now, in this precarious
condition, | shouldn't know il was I.
There's not liniment by which l could
be- identified. and the nose is perfectly
ubiquitous" %
The reporter OF the Equatorial An
nouncer, who got hint OF the event
called to ascertain the facts, and pub.
lished column and half about it.
mostly imaginary, tenderly touching
Mrs. PartIngton's nose, avering that the
hospitality Of the colony WIGS endangered
by the attack OF this member. Even Sir
John Ticker tho governor, Jealous for the
colony's reputation and fearing the event
might endanger the peaceful relations
existing between the two countries, sent
her sympathetic letter which she kept
till her dying day. =, !
This latter remark, italicized in the
preceding paragraph, must be ruled out,
because another with all the incidents OF
his work in his head crowding impetu.
ously to get out, may inadvertently al.
low some OF the most distant to escaps
before their time. The possibility Of the
demise OF Mrs. PartiDgton should not be
entertained by the reader for minute,
but nous FERROUS.
Slow for Ike was the process of cure,
his Lace mulched with plantain leaves,
but he found amusement in rummaeinp
over some old books, long undistur5ed,
in which he found many funny old pic.
lures which pleased him: He was turn.
ing over the pages one day when d
strange looking insect or reptile dropped
upon the floor and was making off as fast
as it could, when he tried to stop it. 1t
was curious looking thing, with long,
jointed tail, about an inch in length, its
color like the paper it had escaped from.
He reached forward, placed his book be-
fore it, and touched it with his finger.
AS he did so, the creature swung around
its caudal appendage and struck him
right upon his thumb. Heavens, how
he yelled! All the pain inflicted by all
the wasps, concentrated, was nothing
like it, and he rolled over and over in
his agony. Twas q scorpion which he
often wished he could see, but now he
wished he had never seen, though the
pain did not last long. Fo
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Health iSWealth

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"What do you want to act so like the

"What do you want to act so like the
Probable Son for?" said Mrs. Darlington,
when quiet was restored, ~ wish YOU
would show little Jurisprudence, for if
you 90 on in this way you will, l am
afraid, become an infringement on the
family excursion" IE
Ike listened to the rebuke attentively,
sticking his knife into the wooden floor.
Mrs. Partington celebrated her con.
valescence by frying large batch OF her
grand doughnuts and sending goodly
dish Of them to the Government House,
with her compliments ito Governor
Sir John Ticker, who returned his
thanks with the empty dish, and thus
assurance was given that the conditions
OF peace would be preserved, unless tile
politicians should take Mrs. Partington's
nose and make a handle of it, "And the
years glide by" Mrs. Darlington had
become fixture, her name synonym fol-
benevolence and profundity, with health
measurably attained, but she was little
homesick with the periodical return oil
the Seven Pollies. rlf- ~ (.
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STRAY FACTS,
llly Is selling at burlington, Kan, at

LAY Is selling ut burlington, KAN, Al
81 a ton.
IA bug is killing oil the pines and
worrying tho turpentine men in South
Georgia. NH 'HEf !
There are eighty.one women In Kan.
sas acting as superintendents Of public
schools. ~, =
Capt. Cook, the new doorkeeper OF the
Kentucky House, is 7 feet high and
weighs 200 pounds.
GooSe feather fans arc among the In.
novations. Along the edge garlands Of
blossoms and buds are painted.
St. Joseph, No., boasts OF being the
only city In tho union which has two
separate and distinct post.oilices within
It's limits.
Bunker Hill monument Is TO be trans.
ierred from the control Of an association
to that Of the State and DO thrown open
free to the public. 4a4..
"Tiresome list" are new sort OF
album kept by young ladies, who, when
they find guest bore, get him to write
bis name in the book aud then leave
him to discover the title Oh the cover.
A consignment OF 1000 mummics has
been shipped from Egypt to an English
firm In London. They are to be pulver.
lied and used as fertilizers.
The flour train that made the trip from
Duluth to Boston last week consisted OF
a string OF fifteen tubular iron.sill freight
cars weighing 10000 pounds and having
capacity OF G0, 600 pounds each.
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- BALTIMORE, Feb. Wheat, western steady;
March S.4c: May siIIasiXc. Corn, wesieri,
hth mixed February ;a3ic; March u.s. Sl3s1. e;
ArIii %,iia51c: May size; June aT75;iaisc; Ju.,
iSSAc. Oats stead; western ahItc m5Is.3lc.
nj sl2 vVal3 ". Ness pork stcsdy al slI TO- Iint.
Ter steady; western packed IjalOc; best roll in
i6alec Eggs iirn AT lie. Coles steady; Rio
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Not Ono In Ton

OF the people you meet from day to day
has perfectly pure, healthy blood. The
hereditary scrofulous faint afllicts the
large majority Of people, while many
others acquire diseases from impure air,
improper food and wrong indulgences.
Hence the imperative necessity for a
reliable blood purifier like Hoods
sarsaparilla, which eradicates every i'm
purity, and gives to the blood vitality
and health. 1t cures scrofula, salt
rheum, humors, boils, pimples, and all
other affections caused by Impurities or
poisonous germs in the blood. all that
is asked for Hoods Sarsaparilla is thatit
be given q fair trial.
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FOR SALE.

No. AIN Market street. large brick residence.
GtOuni lull lot Fronts &C feet on Market
M'ett Has II paved alley on north side and
alley on east side. This lot Is centrally located
AMI would he M excellent location for a church
brother public building. The house now rents
ASSOC per annum. This property can be bought
eheap foE II few days only. twill be out Of the
market after the slh iiist.
lean sell YOU property on the northeast cor.
ncr OF Main md Twenty first street for 60 per
hcO
y, acres OF land and n dcsirable residence, &C.,
Ecar Elm Grove. : =
Only two building sites left for sale Of Exley
property on McCollOch street. EEr
Many other bargains IN Real Estate. :
JAMES A. HENRY,
Kea! Estate Agent, U. S. Claim Attorney and No
larry Public. No, l6l2 Market Street fc3
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Live Stock.

. CHICAGO. Feb. cattle Receipts 1900 head
shipments 900; market stronger. bccvrs 81 ca
"; steers s. UOa3 70; stockers and FEEDER - "A
h35y: Texas s. DOA3 %. II0gs-Receipts u. ON
head: shipments l0,uOJ head: market IL lover;
closing steady; mixed 81 75a3 95; heavy aud
light 3ljAi W; skips s. OOa3 Gj. Shccp-Kc
eeipis wv head; shipments 2,uOJ head: market
hteady: natives So 5ua6 W: western corr fe.i "a h
n5 W; Texans s. 5ca5 ": lambs IS 00a6 10.
EAST LIBSgTY, Pa, Feb. Notwithstanding
do6 head; shipments 73l head; marsel
nothing doing, all through cOusIgn
ments. lioss-Reccip,s 1900 head; shin
mehts a,Soo head market active: medium mud
tops IVA. .. flssand extreme light s. SUii w.
Shee;f-ncceipts 100 head; shiplncuts r.iW
head; market SLOW at unchanged psiccs.
CiSciHSATI. Feb. 7.-IIogs scarce and higher:
common aud light s. 60ai U0; packing and butch.
eis y 9ai Is; receipts l.yVJ head; shipments
800 head.
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In the United States will recommend
Elixir OF Dates if you need gentle and
reliable laxative. II your liver is inac.
tive you can't hope for good health
until you regulate the regulator" by
taking. some safe remedy. Elixir OF
Dates is Just what you need. Give it a
trial. Sold in so cent bottles by @. r.
Goethe, W. w Irwin, John Laughlin.
Logan Drug Company and Goodwin &
Co., wholesale agents. - n
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at does look like an alligator" said
Mr.. Trimblc, "of which Mr.. Smith said
that it had an amiable expression when
it smiled and the smile OF this fellow
must have been in the quality Of the
pie"
"If I had seen 1t subsequently," said
Mrs. Partington, sit might have revolu-
tionized my stomach, but it is fallacious
to recall the past, and most assuringly
it tasted good, and l shouldn't be OBJ
jectionable to another"
This was an experience Of which she
had many others, and time flew by on
rapid wings. Ike, on the whole, had a
hard time OF 1t, with not another white
boy in town, but he found refuge at the
store below, and made himself as useful
as the conditions allowed. Once when
sent with message, and having To wait
the movements Of a Jumping servant,
he amused himself by penceling mus.
tache on the lip OF Venus Of Milo that
stood in the vestibule, much to the de.
light Of the servant who had to wash it
off. "A g.. .ls. 4, * rs
There was splendid mango tree,
1oodad with frDif IN tbor lou proup 4
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Tired feeling, dull headache, pains in
various parts Of the body, sinking
at the pill Of the stomach, loss OF appe.
tite, feverishness, pimples or sores, are
all positive evidence OF poisoned blood.
No matter howit became poisoned it must
be purified to avoid death. DR.. Acker's
English Blood Elixir has nerer failed to
remove scrofulous or syphilitic poisons.
Sold under positive guarantee. For sale
by Logan Drug Co., j. +. Goodwin & Co.,
G. r. Goethe, A. 7. Young, John Cole.
man, G. Menkemeller. Daw-4
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The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, aud all skin eruptions, and posi-.
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price 95 cents per
box. For sale by Logan Drug Co.
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Not II you 60 through the world dyspep-
tic. Dr.. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets are
a positive cure for the worst forms OF
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, FIatulency and
Constipation. Guaranteed aud sold BY
Logan Drug Co., J. Y. Goodwin & Co.,
G. r. Goethe, a. T. Young, John Cole.
man. Daw-6
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Brentlstufls md Proyisionn.

NEW foRK, Feb. 5.-Wheat, unyrnded rod
I!1SaS5Lc; No. Northern 93c: options mndcr.
ateiy actlve; No. rei February Sl;Sc; March
ssS$,tsS1sc. closing at S5sc; April bGi,fc; May
sSHc; June sJj'ssas5ic closing at SIZE; July 81
asl5sc, closing ut Sll,c; August siiSitsFLic, clos.
ing al si4c; September Sic; December SGJsa
S.Ic, closing at sG14c. Rye steady: western Boa
S9c. Corn: receipts 203 iOj bushels: exports l0p
~! bushels; sales 2.TGS,0CO bushels 81 future,
and l69,oco bushels OF spot; market weaker and
less active: nngrldel mixed 2Sao7551c; February
NC: March S6'sG361sc, closing ut i1c; April NJ,
4Sltse, closing ut 3i1}c: May M June ss,,lc;
VOL bushels: salcs l6 COO bushels OF futures and
Sii,Ooy bushels OF spot: market weaker and fair
Y active; February 2l1zc; March $40; April
2 Il ca, May Gssc; spot No. white
do 2,asjc:, No. Chicago SNc. iI ay
aud hops firm. Coffee steady and 5 points
up; February, March and April lS.9jalG. OSc: Hay
and June l5.Hal5 &c; July l5Sjal5 zoe; August
i5sOc; september l5.15nl5.sOc: October and
November 10 7Oal5.75c: December l5.G0al5.T0c
MolAsses quiet and firm. Rice strong. Tallow,
r0sin aud turpentine dull. Eggs firm; western
iJ4alic. PORK steady aud quiet; mess old $40 aja
10 g: do old $40 75,llro. Cut meats quiet. Lard
9 anu easy: western steam G.l7IIc; February
6.i,c; March 6.lgc; AprilG.Gc: May G.cVc; June
nc; October GG?c. nutter steady; Elsin 9Sa
NC; western dairy Sale; do creamery Pare
Cheese Urn; western s.ll0c.
CHICAGO, Feb. 7.-CAsh and future quotations.
Flour Unchanged. Wheat, cash No, asnrinc lie:
NJ: spring C7aSse; No. ned sc; aay iSI:a
is7sc: July nM7754c, closing nj IKE. Corn. cash
No. =, 2s2sc; Marcn 2y11ssc; May &c; July size,
Oats, cash No., e)Isi.lc: May 2.5sc; June 2llc.
Rye, No. .. i3c. barley, 5Nl5fc. Flaxsecd, n Is.
iiM9thy, 81 ~ Mess pork cash 81 6ja9 10: March
SiO0!EalU l211s, closing III $40 VIZ. Lard, cash
sue. Bacon, shott ribs i.1Uai,SIgc
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On one occasion there cime I'D from
the kitchen smoking pie, the crust
brown and crisp, digusing an odor most
provoking to appetite.
Il declare SAID Mrs. Darlington, "that
|, very tlagraut, and l wouldn't know
that 1t was not promulgated by myself.
1t is certainly very credible thing"
AT the table there was much praise
Tor the pie, and Mrs. Partington was ac-
corded the honors for its Introduction,
You deserve the credit OF an original
discovery" said Mr.. Trimble, rs he held
his plate for another quarter section.
"Well, | don't know" she replied, at
is certainly very reprehensible, but l did
not eventuate it. 1t came down to ME
from very remote antipathy."
When near the close OF the meal she
was observed to be turning over bone,
upon her plate, with n dubious express
sion upon her face. 1t was a strange
object, the bone with three projections,
like the shade rest OF an Grgand lamp.
what do you see?" said Mrs. Halls.
ford, looking at her daughter and
smiling.
Ike was intent upon his meal, and
took no notice.
"Well," said she, 81 have been used
all my life 10 the anathema of poultry,
but such bone as this have never be.
fore extelnporized."
MY dear Mrs. Partington," said Mr..
Trimblc. after you have concluded
your dinner, will show you the feath.
ers."
The meat was very white and sweet
AMI the dame greatly enjoyed it, but
that bone was mystery that she could
not fathom. A three-pronged bone, she
said, was parallax to her.
After the repast she went out with
Mr.. Trimble to review tho remains OF
the strange fowl, and there, nailed to a
board WINS the skin ofan immense Iguana,
looking like.an alligator with arms and
legs outspread, the claws extending,
with a row Of long quilts down its back.
"Well, WE'LL" said she, smiling, .this
beats eating frogs hind legs, but never
did think that should have made SC
good n dinner from an allegation"
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FlTTsIUEGh, Pa, Feb. 7.-rclrolcum fairly ac
highest 81 VIZ; lowest 81 OG3L.,
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GATARRlI,
Catarrhal Deafness = IIny Feycr-A Now
Homo Treatment,

Catarrhal Deafness lIny Fevcr-A New
Homo Treatment.
Sufferers are not generally aware that
these diseases are contagious, or That
they are due to the presence of living
parasites in the lining membrane OF the
nose and eustachian tubes. Microscopic
research, however, has proved this to be
o fact, and the result OF the discovery is
that simple remedy has been fornu.
lated whereby catarrh, catarrhal deafness
and hay fever are permanently cured in
from one to three simple applications
made at home by the patient once in two
weeks. rs
N. B.-This treatment is not a snuff
or an ointment; both have been dis.
carded by reputable physicians as inju-
rious. A pamphlet explaining this new
treatment is sent free on receipt ofslamp
to pay postage, by A. II. Dixon & Son,
337 md $3.50 West King street, Toronto,
Characterization Adrscate.
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Do you suffer with habitual constipa.
ton or biliousness2 II 70, try the pleas
ant fiuit laxative, Elixir Of Dates. II
will cure you. Sold in so cent bottles
by 9. R. Goetze, W. W. Irwin, W. E.
Williams, John Laughlin. Logan Drug
Company and Goodwin & Co., wholesale
agents. f.F
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-02-08
ghe Sntelliaeufcg.
0tlee Nos. 20 and FL Fourteenth street.;
As BLACK AS PAINTED,

HW When think OF the towel,
The Old'iAshloned towel,
ihR' ubed 10 hang Cup by the printing. house door
! think thRt nobody, - h = : =
In these days OF shoddy, t.4Ht
Can hammer out Iron 10 wear as II wore,
The tramp who abused n,
~, The devil who used IT,,
Inc comp. who got ut II when these two were
gone,
The makeup aud foreman,
!. The editor, poor man,
Each rubbed some grim OF for tho hoan they
put on, HI FHII' -
10. over, and under,
Twas blaGkcr than thunder,
A"% hafuGt thaii poverty, rouRher than sin, "a
From the rol Ter suspended,
II never was Bonded,
Ana u Tapped on the wall like banner OF Tin,
ltgrcw thicker and rougher,
And harder and tougher,
Ald uhlly put on more inkier hue:
Until, ono windy morning
.. Without my warning, -
IL iell 10 the iloor and was broken In two,
.Htf |.,E-.rs BIZ. Burdttte.