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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

DICK TURPIN, Jack Sheppard and Captain
Kidd were Englishmen, but the palace car
porter is generally an American. -Phila-
delphia Times.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

DoNoT suffer from sick headache moment
longer. It's not necessary. Carter's Little
Liver Pills will cure you. Dose, one little
pill Small price. Small dose. Small pill.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

THE difference between the ticket-seller
and the man whose money is tested a. he
and the other weighs the pay.-Merchant
Traveller.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

THERE are some circles where IL is only
the man with the income that can come In.
-BGghamt0n Leader.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

FoRrIrY Feeble Lungs Against Winter
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

WHEN barrel Is full it generally gets
bunged up. And this il the case with q
man.-Boston Courier
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

THE young doctor-who fell in love at first
sight explained it in one word-cauterize.-
Kearney Enterprise.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

FROM the large number Of strikes about
the country it is easily to be seen that
labor Is at the bat.-Rochester PostEx-
presA
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

IT takes staying out late and an angry
wife to make man know how it feels tc
be the corpse at an tnquest.-Atchisou
Globe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

SOMEBODY estimates that It costs fond
father between n, 600 and 5000 to bring mp
q girl--but, bless you! she's worth it when
she has been brought up right.-Somerville
Journal N
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

II is Q sad reflection on human nature
that almost any crooked transaction can
be squared by good round sum.-Bsltimore
American.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

SOME speakers prefer to talk in the open
air. 1t is the only way they can induce
people to hear them out.-Yonkers States
man. .t. ~
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

A BILLIARD player never feels happier
than when he has something on the
string American.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

A POCKET match-safe free to smokers O
"Tansilrs Punch" SC. Cigar.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

TEE temperance advocate thinks that the
glass which is wrong side up is right side
up.-W sshington Star.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

SOME mems heads are 80 soft that .
shadow from brick wall will produce =
conclusion Of the brain.-Light.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

AN Eastern man has patented an elevator
boot. 1t will be popular with stern parents,
likely. Lowell Mail.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

WHEN q man finds a BUTTON in his salad
he will hardly take the excuse that it is /,
part of the Investigations Sentinel
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

A MAN generally finds little difficulty in
getting half seas over when he makes free
use of the schooner. Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

WHEN train is telescoped the passen
gers are apt to see stars.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

DIR. PIERCE's Pellets, one q dose. Cure
headache, constipation and indigestion.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses Of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

BATH-ruBs are now made Of paper-that
is, stationary tubs-Burlington Free Press
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

A MAN short in his accounts does not sta
long when found out.-N. O. Picayune
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

EVERY man has his own particular bent,
especially the one whose ways are crooked.
Baltimore American.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

IT is said that the tailor. made girl takes q
measured step.-Boston Gazette.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

ALL the world may be stage, but goot
many Of the people are merely supera
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

constructed that the thin cutting-b.ade
A makes draw-cut or saving motion
as it approaches the wooden cavity or
furrow by the closing of the handles.
This gives it strong cutting power, and
if the operator will press the tree slight
ly from him with his left hand
as he applies the shears with
his right hand, tree an inch
or more in diameter will b. cut
squarely off with as much ease as .
jack-knife will cut carrot. Another
stroke of the cutting-blade will make
the cleft for the insertion Of the graft.
This cleft being thus smoothly cut in
stead OF being split as in common graft
ing, admits a perfect contact or joint
with the graft and the smooth surface
of the cleft, and renders the union and
success more perfect. To make this ex-
PLANTATION more plain, we represent in
the figures the common mode Of cleft
grating, the smooth cut thus made)
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1890-05-14

IT ~ Used BY Ollll-
DREN'a CHILDREN.
TAeusands Of yoang men ssA
women II the U. 8. A. eve
their lives and their health aAd
their happiness 10 Ridse'y FssA
their daily diet In lafaDey
and ChildheoA havtas besa
Ridges Food. BY Druggisss,
80 cenu up. W OlbLRIC2
4 Co, Palmer Aass.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
TIE VOTE IN THE SENATE.
jackson Meets His Match.

Troy, N. Y, March 5.-The Peter jack
son combination in charge of Parson
Davies, appeared here tonight before an
immense audience. The event of the even
ing came at IL o'clock. Davies, on being
introduced, said he had offered Gus Lam
bert 500 if he would spar four rounds
with Jackson. Lambert is a powerful
man, weighing about 22O pounds. He is
considerably shorter than Jackon and very
fat. When time was called for the first
round, the excitement began and increased
until the fight was terminated, when pan
%demonium. reigned. At the start, Lam
bert seemed afraid of jackson and fought
Shy of him. About the first thing that
Lambert did was to strike at Jackson and
then grab him around the waist, which
was his course also in the second round.
In the third round he picked JACKSON up
and ran across the platform with him and
would have thrown him over the ropes had
Some hard fighting was lone IN the corner
and when the men reached the center of
the ring both were blowing hard. Lambert
struck Jackson a blow that staggered him
and the crowd yelled. Jackson seemed
Winded and In the fourth round he fought
for his life but Lambert was there all the
time and when time was called he was in as
good shape as the Australian and the
cheering crowd carried him around on
hands with Lambert. Lambert offered to
fight jackson to a finish, and was tonight
challenged by Jackson to q finish fight
for from $500 to 5000.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
The Second Days Meeting.

NASHVILLE, Tenn, March Sit was
after II o'clock when President Thurston
raped the national convention of the re-
publican league to order to-day. Not more
than half of the delegates were then in
their seats and the remainder kept stray
ling in till noon A cold rain set in Shortly
after midnight and has continued ever
since, making the situation disagreeable.
The proceedings were opended with
prayer by Rev. Mr.. Derrick, of New York,
after which kilograms and letters were
read from President Harrison, republican
congressman, Hon. T. G.. Plat, of New
York. and others. Invitations were tend
cred to the governor of Tennessee and the
members of the state legislature to seats
on the floor, which were accepted with
thanks and an invitation was extended to
the league to attend the reception at state
house. This was accepted unanimously
and an adjournment was taken until 2
o'clock for that purpose. The members
therenpon formed in a line and headed by
the Evansville band marched to the
capitol where they were heartily received
by the chief executive of the state and by
the joint houses Of the Legislature.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07

Jamison were shrieked out upon the
startled air by the mounted scouts, strong
men fell upon each others necks and wept
while frenzied patriots marched through the
streets r%e-echoing the commando: ITO
arms!' As yet all is confusion. The vol
unteers are at a loss to know what "arms''
to bring. One message received last night
was as follows:
GRAND FORKS, N. D., Mar. 4.
TO THE TRIBUNE: Please have your
wal correspondent visit Commander Bent
ley or adjutant Jamison, who, l suppose
will be found in the saddle, and ascertain
what arms we are expected to carry when
we respond to the telegraphic command to
march upon the capital. Are we to use the
Winchester rifle, the Colts revolver, a
double-barreled shot gun, or wind-pumps?
l have a large bellows that can be mounted
aud used as artillery, provided this is the
class OF weapons to be used. Answer.
A. BLOODTHIRSTY.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
National Republican League,

NASHVILLE, Tenn, March At was
long after IL o'clock, the hour for assem-
bling for the third annual convention of
the national league of republican clubs at
Amusement hall in this city, when the del
egates were called to order. The states
delegations commenced to arrive shortly
after II O'Clock. From that on until the as
semblage was called to order, the members
spent their time in admiring the beautiful
decorations and doing some sharp political
work for the next president of the organic.
alton. The convention hall is the largest
in the city. 1t has a seating capacity for
1900 persons. The fronts OF its double
balconies were tastefully and deliberately
decorated with flags while the national
colors elsewhere throughout the hall al
most hid the wall from view. A layer Of
saWdust two inches deep c overs the floor.
When Hon. A. j. Watson, chairman OF the
local executive committee called the as
semblage to order and made his address of
welcome there were nearly 800 delegates
present: Hon. G. N. Tillman, Capt. VIM.
Rule, editor of the Knoxville journal and
w. G. Winsted, all of Tennessee, followed
with brief addresses, after which the con-
yention was turned over to President
Thurston, of Nebraska, who spoke
Of the growth and prosperity of
the 1naOna-
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
When Church Bells Chime.
From Sundays Daily.l

IRON sundays DAlly.l
Once more, after a week of political
struggles and legislative tribulations, ex-
haustive efforts and solonic disappoint-
ments, the weary lawmakers are invited
from the whirlpool of politics to the smooth
and placid stream Of faith that flows to
the jasper walls. Another day of rest and
meditation for you, dear statesman. From
the falls and rapids of the murky waters
of the political torrents you may be led by
the hand of love and forgiveness to that
river of hope which flows through life's
fair gardens of contentment; whose noise
less waters bear the white-winged banks of
purity and joy; from whose pellucid
depths the faces of your loved ones are re-
Elected, and from the simmer of whose
silvery sands the longing eye at last may
turn to feast upon the splendors of the
golden gates"
And will you go?
stung by the SANDER of foes: be,
trayed by the treachery of the de-
signing and annoyed by the i'm
soured against the great wide world that
you will not accept the invitation?
Go. When the Sabbath chimes fill all
the air with music, then drop the heavy
thoughts that weigh upon your mind;
Danish the fears and doubts that knit the
frowns which hide the sunshine of your
face; forget the horrors of temptations of
the week; brood not upon the hypocrisy
with which some have fed their constitu-
ents: tremble not at the thought of having
spoken lies against your heart-but 20
with Hope into the sacred precincts Of
FOrgivneSS and there be honest with your
conscience and your soul.
You say you cannot agree with the
ministers. All, statesman proud, buildings
and ministers do not bring relief. The
still small voice that speaks from out the
soul, is what you must heed to win the
goal. Go TO the solitude of your chamber:
move in the stiffness of some lonely walk
visit the sanctuary of your honest
thoughts in silent meditatio1t and there
let Honesty and Reason be your philoso-
pliers and guides.
B not distracted by the sounding GYM
balls OF the demagogue nor the sympathetic
sobbings of the hypocrite. Ask yourself
whether or not it is right to cry "immor-
atty" with the mob against that which is
neithtr lewd, licenti0ns, dishonest nor
protligate. Be candid with yourself. Go
to Webster and ascertain the meaning of
the word immortality" Reflect on what
you have done during the past week. Have
you cried 'immorality" against a clean and
neatly printed piece of paper called a lot
terry ticket. which cannot cost more than its
original purchase price, and in the sale
OF which there is no deception. while you
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
FEATURES,

By terms of contract the company must deposit
the sum of all prizes included in the scheme be-
fore selling a SINGLE ticket, and receive the fol-
lowing official permit. .
CERT1F1oATE-I hereby certify that the bank of
London and Mexico has on deposit the necessary
drawn by the Lottery de la Benefcencia Publica.
ApoLINAR CASTILLO, Intervenor.
Further, the company ia required to distribute
ffty-six per cent. Of the value of all the tickets
in. priz-s-a larger portion than is given by any
other lottery.
Finally, the number of tickets is limited to
~8O,OOO-2O,OOO less than are sold by other lotteries
using the same scheme. r&1
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
Catarrh Cured,

A clergyman, after years of suffering
from that loathsome disease catarrh, and
vainly trying every known remedy, at last
found a prescription which completely
cured and saved him from death. Any
sufferer from this dreadful disease sending
J. A. Lawrence, 50 Warren street, New
York, will receive the receipt free of
charge.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
Young Lincoln Dead.

LONDON, March 5.-Abraham Lincoln,
aged II years, son of Robert Lincoln,
United States minister,awho has been suf-
fering for a long time from blood poison
ing arising from a malignant carbuncle on
the left side below the armpit, died at TOY
O'clock this morning.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
Look Here, Friend, Are You Sick?

Do you suffer from dyspepsia, indiges-
ton, sour stomach, liver complaint, ner-
v%ousness, lost appetite, billiousness, ex-
haustion or tired feeling, pains in the chest
or lungs, dry cough, night sweats or any
form Of consumption? If SO, send to Pro-
lessor Hart, 50 Warren street, New York,
who will send you free, by mail, q bottle
of Floraplexion, which is a sure cure.
Send to-day.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
Taulbes's Recovery Doubtful.

WASHINGTON, March 5.-Taulbee's con
ditionis much worse tonight and more
{ Iipus Than r has been at any time since
he was siiot His recovery Il very doubtful
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07

Last winter Mr.. H. E. Kinkdale, collector
for the United States Express company at
l)es Moines, Ia, was severely troubled
with chilblains. The swelling and intense
itching OF his feet was a great annoyance
to him. He tried several remedies with
out benefit, but fortunately boughat a bot
tie of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. He says
he only applied 1t three times until his fee
were entirely well and free from itching
and swelling. For Sale by Frank Frisby.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07

eight dissenting votes, and as strong a
committee as was ever authorized tc seek
relief for a destitute yeomanry was named
by the senate. 80 -
DAUPHIN KIDNAPPED, g-
Why do General Bentley and Adjutant
Jamison keep M. A. Dauphin in hiding?
Over a week ago they issued a circular to
the people of the state intlmating strongly
that IN. A. Daupllin is now in Bismarck"
The only conclusion to be drawn from the
Information contained in the circular and
the fact that these W gentlemen are the
only ones who are aware of Dauphin,s
presence, is that they kidnapped him and
are holding him for q ransom. The least
they could do would be to take MI.
Dauphin out for a little fresh air.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
Mr.. Attrell Dead.

Mr.. Attrell, who recently returned from
Winnipeg with his wife and who furnished
a most mysterious sensation with regard to
the disposal of his money and the loss of
his reason, died suddenly Thursday morn
ing at the asylum in Jamestown. His re-
mains will arrive On the west bound pass
enger to-day, and due notice will be given
of the time and place of the funeral.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
ALLISON ELECTED.
Both Branches of the Iowa Legisla-
ture Elect Allison as United
States Senator.
The Convention Of the National Re-
publican League at Nashville
Well Attended.
An Amateur Named Lambert Spars
Four Rounds With the Colored
Australian.
Jackson Fought for His Life, But
the Amateur Was There
Every Time.
afs Majority in the House

His Majority in the House.
DEs MONIES, Ia, March 4.-After the in
PRODUCTION of a large number of petitions
IN the house to-day, that body proceeded
to ballot for the election of a U. S. senator,
resulting as follows: Allison, so: Bestow,
Il; Larrabee, q. The independents voted
for Larrabee.
TIE VOTE IN THE SENATE.
DIES MONIES, March 4.-In the senate
this afternoon the election of a u. S. sena-
tor was taken up. Senator Catch nomi-
mated VIM. B.. Allison, Bolter named S. l..
Bestow. and Engle nominated VIM. Lar
rabee. The vote resulted: Allison, %:
Bestow, 20; Larrabee, 2. Allison was de
clared elected on the part of the senate. AS
Allison was elected in both houses to-day
it will not be necessary to have an election
tomorrow.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07

All members of Sterling Farmers ALI
ance No: 7O6 wishing to purchase seed or
feed will please report to the undersigned
as soon as possible. g. D. EDICK,
Purchasing Agent,
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
TENNESSEE is REPUBLICAN.

The speaker believed that much of the
south was truly republican to-day, and
said that Tennessee was republican on a
fair count. 1t was his belief that "the
fearless men Of the south will not much
longer permit a few selfish political leaders
to %perpetuate theirIpower against the hon
est wish and will of the majority. The
chivalry which has suffered and done
SO much for Dixie will not long
permit the denial OF political rights
to any man entitled to them
under the constitution of this country"
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
Advice to Mothers,

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used for children teething. 1t
all pain, cures wind collie and Is the best
remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty-Five cents
o bottle. -,
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
Scattering Shots.

HERES to Uncle Beard. He is an orator
from way, back and needs ask no odds of
the best Of them.
RAILROAD Commissioner Montgomery
has the satisfaction Of knowing that dur
ing the disturbances he is escaping the in
vestigating committee.
SENATOR BELL made a good point when
he said that in passing a vote of censure
the senate could not afford to stoop to the
use of language as abusive and unparlia-
mentary as that used by the gentlemen
censured.
THE three detectives who are now in the
city are said to be busily engaged in a
search for the smiles that Goodwin wore
from the time he sent his funny" opinion
to the senate until he was stepped on by
that body.
DEAR COMMANDER BENTLEY: l see you
have issued an order ITO Armsw Have you
established a hospital for you!rtroops ? If so,
can you give me a good room at once ? Send
a careful driver with the ambulance, as l
am very sore. GOODWIN.
How Indifferent and nonchalant some
men may be under fire was evidenced
yesterday by Acknowledgement Goodwin,
who, while he was being roasted in the
senate, SAT IN the room reading q news
paper. The fact that he held the news
paper upside down convinced all who
saw him that he was not excited and that
he cared nothing for what vas being said
by the senator's.
In the hurry and hustle of leaving
jamestown, Editor Mattox, of the New
Rockford delegation, took the satchel be-
longing to County Treasurer Willis. AS
the treasurer left the funds of his office at
home and the editors satchel was we'll
stocked with the necessaries of (traveling)
life it is not difficult to account for the
secret sorrow which casts a shade of gloom
over the sunny countenance of the rOtund
scribe.
We are inclined to believe that Senators
Dodds and Barlow have been led into their
present embarrassing position by design
selves, reached out for victims who would
stand as shields between them and the
broadsides of the majority. Messrs. Dodds
and Barlow are too mild-mannered and
courteous to brand a two-thirds majority
as "shysters, deadbeats and demagogues."
These are not their words, and we deeply
regret that such excellent gentlemen
should be so cruelty duped.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07
AGENTS WANTED.

H-FoR CLUB RATES or any further information
desired, write legibly to the undersigned, clearly
stating your residence, with state, county, street
and number. More rapid return mail delivery
will be assured by your enclosing ar envelope
bearing your full address. IS
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07

IMPORTANT.
Address, U BASSETTI,
City of Mexico,
Mexico.
BY ordinary letter, containing MONEY Or
DER issued by all express companies. New
York Exchange, Draft or Postal Note.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-07

This Is general order No. !, and since it's
Issuance the names of Bentley and Jamison
have been written upon the scroll of fame
and these distinguished moral leaders
have started on the road to immortality
hand-in.hand. Reports from distant points
show that this grand Boulanger coup has
created the widest CONSERVATION. As it's
startling, warlike sentences were repeated
throughout the state, excited men gathered
IN groups, and with blanched faces and
trembling lips. discussed the PROBABILITIES
Of q protracted war; terror-stricken boys
huddled In secluded corners; women
tainted; the doors of homes were locked
and barred; entire villages were harricadpa
M as the immortal names OF Beatiey and