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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
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Two college boys were guessing each others
ages To judge by your immature and
amateur Jokes, you're about I6r said Bill
10 Judge by your antique and messy jests.
you re about 20 replied Bob, and h0nors were
easy.-PTOUldeHce Telegram.
A YOUNG ATTORNEY got a queer letter the
other day. II was from negro in Florida. and
requested him 10 look up the whereabouts of
some friend supposed to be in this city The
intelligent black concluded his appeal with the
request: If you don't get this letter please let
NE know."-Bl.1aIo Express.
SOME SAY that too much prominence is given
at Yale and other institutions to boat-rowing,
etc Just imagine if there should be another
Hood how this knowledge would come in useful.
a college education teaches man to look a
big distance ahead. and what is wiser than
Philadelphia Times
They were talking of death, when one man
asked:
what were his last words?'
He didn't say anything" vas the reply.
That's Just like him, " said the first man.
with approving nod: there was no gas
about him. He was all business. F-TerGs Sift-
fngs.
FRIEND-Miss Brown, let me introduce to you
Mr. Gariay.
Garlay jbashfulIy)-I think I've met you be-
Miss Ended! 1 do not recall it.
Garley still more bashfully)-I think pushed
you down stairs about thirty years ago, when
was young.-Rdrper's Bdzdr.
JUNIOR PARTNER (Colde. Cash & CoO-The
salesman in department Y says he won't per-
Jure his soul another week lying about
our goods 1t will be difficult for US to fill his
place.
Senior Partner-How much is he getting?
Ten dollars a week"
"Offer him SIC and a commission. "-Netc
York Weekly.
HosTETTER NIcGINNIs-MIss Esmerelda, If you
only knew how much l love you. There is
no sacrifice I'd not be willing to make for your
sake.
Esmerelda-Is that soG Are you really in
earnest?
Il am, indeed. Try me-"
Then marry my oldest sister, so it will be my
turn next."-Ierds Sifttt0S.
AND THIS Is CoNvERsATIoN!-Wigg ins-How
are you, Spriggins?
Spriggins-How are you, Virgins?
WigglnS-It is a good while since I saw you.
Spriggns-I haven't seen you for a good
gins-Beastly weather.
Enthusiastically
NlgglnS-Well, gOod-day.
Spriggins-Good-day- Transcript.
HELLO Virgil, how are your"
Il am not feeling very well, am sorry to
say
What's the matter, my dear fellow?"
I'm troubled with insomnia
Are you? Well, III tell you how think you
can get all right again You work too hard.
Take things easy. Go TO bed early and get
plenty of sleep; you've no idea how quickly that
will set You up'-Shoe and Leather Reporter.
NOT WoNDERFUL.-Severalm men were standing
IN the curlo hall of a dime museum discussing
the Georeia blue man, 'Oh, he is simply Won
dertul!" said a woman who came up and Joined
in the conversation. How on earth could he
have turned so blue?H
Il don't see anything wonderful about it.
replied sad-looking old fellow who stood near.
Nothing wonderful about it, The fellow ran
country newspaper, that's all"-Arkansato
IrdUeier.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

New York and Washington are talking
about the quick trip made by rail the other
day from Jersey City to Washington. Here
tofore the quickest time for such trip has
been five hours and thirteen minutes but
Manager Palmer and his "Aunt Jack" COM
pany made it in four hours and eighteen
minutes The distance is 227 miles.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

Republican organs are falling into the
habit of referring to Senator Calls ampli-
fication. in the Congressional Record. of
what he said about Senator Chandler on
the floor of the Senate, as ian infamous
act" They should fall out of it as quickly
as possible. 1t is very bad habit-that of
abusing man for clothing the truth in a
better garb
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

Vice President Morton should send Post
master General Wanamaker telegram to
the effect that he is still alive. Statesman
Wanamaker is a little skeptical about the
possibility of q northern republican coming
south and getting back alive.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

Delegates to an educational convention in
Morehead City, n. c., July 10, will form a
s'Southern Educational Association" This
is not intended to oppose the national asso-
citation, but to discuss questions pertaining
to school work peculiar to the south. Cheap
railroad and hotel fare has been obtained.
aud it is expected that there will be large
attendance
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

The New York Tribune says: 'Mr.
Wanamaker denies the rumor that he in
tends to build a great mission church in
Philadelphia His money and labor will
continue to be expended upon Bethany
church" A part of his money will be ex-
pended upon Indiana hoaters, if Dudley
continues to boss the republican Doodle for
that stqta
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
The Presidents Duty.
From the Hartford Times (Dem.

From The Hdrfford Times DENNY
Let President Harrison take the first step to-
ward peace in the south by the prompt with
drawal of the nominations of Judge Swayne
and Marshal Mizell, and thus prove 10 the south
that there. as in the north. justice shall be iu-
dicaly administered. If he shall take that i'm.
portant step in earnest be will speedily be
amazed at the tranquility Of the south and the
harmony Of the races
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

The New Orleans city council wants less
noise in that city at n.gat, aud it has passed
an ordinance prohibiting the blowing OF
steam whistles between p. n. aad $50 a.
M. The 1ines-Dsmoerat approves the or
dinance, 80 far as it goes, but thinks that il
ought 10 prohibit other night noises Il is
Just possible, however, that the city council
may End that noise is inseparabls from
great eiaes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

The New York Tribune doubts Mr.. Car
isles statement that congress is about
to wipe out the surplus. The Tribune will
hardly contend, however, that congress is
likely to make reputation for economy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

A statement has been going the rounds
that Senator Dolph is devoid of a sense of
humor. This has been quite evident since
the senator's smelling committee met.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
Congress lie Not Aimighty.
From the Cleveland Plain Dealer Dem

NFVIlE TT NIFttfIIIIIF T IIIIt If7IFFT TIlFUI-L
II McC0mss or Wickbam should get his bin
through congress prohibiting a change IN con.
gresssonal districts. it would create sucn con.
fusion as never was gltnessed Ia Ohio The
republicans propose - hold control II they have
. resort - the mailed hand, which 8ill II
followed az, Lad - their OWn disc 9mnture.
Congress D. not almighty, and has never before
ard never VII - permitted - regulate affairs
that belong exclusively ~ states.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

Win the Georgia republicans put up
Carpet-bagger Buck for governor this years
All good democrats would liks to get a
whack at Buck at the polls
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

The second anniversary of New York's
great blizzard was day of ethereal mild
ness. Such blizzard as that of 1855 is a
rare oceurrence in that state.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

Nellie Bly, has visited the white house,
and the President has congratulated her
upon her trip around the world. What a
great head for advertising Nellie has, to be
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

The passage by the Maryland legislature
of ballot reform bill may be regarded as
vindication Of Senator German against
the charge made against him some time
ago to the effect that he was an opponent of
ballot reform. This is particularly the case
when 1t is remembered that Senator Cor
man helped to draw np the bill which was
passed, and that it is a very good bill
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

Senator Sherman says that be is going TO
make a speech against trusts when the
Blair bill, which, he thinks. is being talked
20 death, IS disposed Of. Perhaps he would
like 70 talk his antitrust bin b dea h. II
is difficult 10 conceive Of republican being
really opposed ~ trusts.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
CURRENT COMMENT.
1892 Is the Year.

From the NeiC York World CDem.)
A fair held in 1898 will be absurdly meaning
less. 1t will be significant of nothing but
laundering incapacity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
Small Man From a Small State

From the PHILADELPHIA Tunes (Iad).
Chandler is from a very small state and as a
senator he about fits the state, but he man.
ages TO make noise enough for senator Of full
size.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

The Philadelphia newspapers contain an
account of how a housekeeper made matters
rather lively for Evan Adams, of Pleasant
vile, Pa. Adams went to Philadelphia aud
employed the housekeeper, who is described
as pretty little southern woman. She re-
turned to Pleasantville with him. and he at
tempted to assault her. The pretty little
southern woman" pounded his head with her
fist, and finally picked up stick. whereupon
Adams ran. She pursued him hotly, but he
eluded her by climbing a tree Then sac
smashed out a few window panes of his
house, and demanded money to return to
Philadelphia. The next time Adams en-
ploys a housekeeper he will probably be
quite sure that she is not from the south.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

An interesting rumor from New York is
that Jay Gould is going to marry again, the
object of his choice being the widow of
Maurice B. Flynn. Mrs. Flynn is the
daughter of o former theatrical manager
named Theodore Moss, and Mr.. Moss and
Mr.. Gould are great friends. Mr.. Moss
says, however, that his daughter is not
engaged TO Gould Mrs. Flynn says moth
ing, and Mr. Gould is in the west The
public will probably have to curb its impa-
thence and await developments.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

The Baltimore American says that
Charles II. Reed. who was counsel for
Guiteau, lives Ia that city. lie has well
furnished home. and appears b be coatsnted
and happy lie has retired from active
professional life.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
De Soto
SAVANNAH, GA.
THIS New and Magnificent Hotel was opened
for business JANUARY 1. 1890. For par
ticulars, terms, ETC.. address the proprietors.
JOHN A. BAKER & co.
The Seminole
WINTER PARK, ORANGE CO., FLA.

WINTER PARK, ORANGE CO., FLA
INH1S new and elegant hotel, accommodating
Il four hundred guests will be opened Jan.
LIST, 1890, under the able management of Mr.. W.
+. Paige, so well known as the successful man
ager OF the great "kaaterskill'' in the Catsdll
Mountains 1t is superbly located upon high
land between two beautiful lakes, the ground
gently slopng to the shores of both, and from
the promenade on top eleven lakes can be seen.
Everything that human ingenuity can devise
has been provided to make this beautiful house
attractive and homelike for old and young;
Sleepers from New York without change. All
trains stop at Winter Park. Send for guide.
Address w. F. PAIGE, Winter Park, Orange
Co.. Fla.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

Brother Wanamaker fears that the life Of
a northern republican is not safe in the
south. Brother Wanamaker overlooks the
fact that there are a good many carpet
baggers in the south, that they have been
here some time, and that they are not afraid
of being assassinated.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

simmons LissF Regulator has peser been
hnesn ~ fail ~ eafe aii liner sisc lses.-AdU.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

Some Of the Georgia newspapers are dis
posed 70 question the reliability Of the
recent count by which Col. Northen APP
psared 10 be by far the most popular Of the
gubernatorial Candidates That the prefer
ences OF 1900 other citizens AID voters
might show very different result cannot
DO denied.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
NDEI TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

BlEETHG-The Hibernisn Society; The Ger
mania Social Club
SPECIAL NOTES.-THE Title Guarantee and
Loan Company Of Savannah; The Gerke Brew
ing Cos Genuine Buck Beer. George Meyer.
SPRING AND SUMNER CLoTHING-A. Falk &
Sons.
CHEAP CoLuxS ADVERTISEMENTS Help
WanJed; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost: Personal: Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15

Every tissue x the body, every bone.
muscle and organ, il made stronger aud
more hoalthfm by the col Hoods ssrsa-
parAia.-Adp.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
AN EATING SORE

Henderson, Tex, Aug. g, 18sS.-'For eirh-
teen months had an eating sore on NY tougDa.
Twas treated By the best local physicians. but
obtained no rellef, the sore gradually grown,
worse. 1 concluded finally to try S. S. s, All
was entirely cured after using q few bolts
You have my cheerful permission to publish Tho
above statement for the benefit OF these similarly
afflicted" c. B. McLEMoKr, Henderson, Tez.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
MEDICAL.

VIII be paid to any competent chemist vho,v,,,
hnd, on analysis, particle OF Mercury, Potash.
or other poisons in Swift's Specific Is. S.S1
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-03-15
What's the matter, my dear fellow?"
wv l..dr II, l..

HELLO, Virgil, how are your"
Il am not feeling very well, am sorry to
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-10-23
ASLEEP UN THE TRACK.
Young Farm'r Killed By the Cannon Ball
Train ut Denton.

1oung Fafm'r Killed BY the Cannon Ball
Train ut Denton.
Special to the Gazette.
DENTON, Tex, Oct. ia Young
man by the name of Tooley, who live
near Aubrey. was found dead on the
railway track inside the corporate limits
OF bis city by the section hands abou,
o o'clock this morning, south of the Mis-
souri,. Kansas and Texas depot. He had
evidently been killed by the cunnon ball
train last night, as II went south before
midnight. He had been at Pilot Point
during the day aud was drinking, and
on his way back TO Aubrey on the after
noon southhound train went 10 sleep
passing Aubrey ana Denton aud was
walked up and put off the train ut Ar
gyle, the first station south OF here, As
he was making his wny back to Denton il
ID supposed lie went TO sleep on the
track and was struck by the train going
south, receiving u severe stroke on the
back OF his head. crushing his skull and
causing death ut once. The body was
brought to the depot here where It still
remains awaiting Instructions from his
father who lives In Greenviile, Ky, who
has been notified by wire OF the sad
death OF his son. His father il said to
he in good circumstances. The Young
man had been living near Aubrey for
several years and had the reputation of
being an industrious and honest Young
mnu. He was well dressed aud Il said
10 have some means where he has been
living. Justice Withers will hold an in
quest over the body this evening.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-10-23
Northern seed, Sley at Milan & Pat
teFson s, dralee an gain hay aud seeds
usMsrlrAsAL.

An orinion from The Unite S,sfts cIrcuit Couy,
Concerning Prohibition In Kansas.
srecial 10 the Gazette
KANSAS CITY. Mo-, Oct. 1.-THE cir
cult court OF the United States at To-
peka this morning filed its opinion
touching the constiiu,ionality OF the pro-
hibi,ion law OF Kansas. 1t 10 very long
and 1t declares the prohibitory law of
that state unconstitutional. because Of its
passage prior TO the passage to thee VIII
son Oil by congress. The decision,
therefore, leaves the situation la Kansas
the sumo rs before the passage of the
W ilson bill. and will permit ths estab.
iishinent OF original package saloous all
over Kansas.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-10-23

The day Of cheap watchessl60FSssed The
country is flooded WsfExs1HefH The GAZETTE,
abreast with the kjzSishds resolved that " Try
one Of its sneS11s shall have placed tain
his reachsASJ6afch OF the best kind made-one
thakEfNttn be proud to wear and have comfort
~ Tim was when the stop-watch, with the split
second hand, used for timing hoises on race
tracks, cost many hundred dollars and could be
Afforded by only few. Time was when q gold
case OF sufficient thickness to protect a watch
was out OF The range of possibilities of nearly all
men. The decrease in the cost of manufacture
OF movements and the invention OF three sheet
NOW brings both these within the means of
many, and almost to the price which is charged
by swindlers for the gold 'washed'' limitations
and brass counterfeits OF common watches The
genuine gold filled or Reinforced cases
patented and made only by half dozen manu-
iacturers, are the same for use and wear as solid
gold cases and may be so considered and treated
have them. on account of their greater strength
Five points Of interest to subscribers:
l. stop watch, sweep second, each second
split into ffths. for timing horses, races etc.
Z. gold or silver case. the gold case to be
steel reinforced. to give strength ami durability
honest metal and no plating, with u years guar
antee for wear.
3. The latest improvements Of every Kind in
winding, setting, opening, etc.
4. guarantee of one year from the maker OF
the movements.
s. As beautiful design as could be made, for
only.
ihese watches are manufactured and guaran-
York City, one of the largest and Oldest as well
as best known OF the fne-grade watches, and
i HE GAZETTE now offers Its readers their choice
OF the following watches:
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-10-23
HORSES SLAUGHTERED.
Chambers PREVAILS A!armIng'y Among Horses
In and about Cuero.

sTecisl to the Gazette.
SAN AMI ONO, Tex, Oct. I5.-News reaches
here Of tie irighttul prevalence Of glanders
among horse stock in the country south Of this
city. particularly around Cuero, Dewitt county.
1t is claimed that the contagion was spread from
San Antonio, but no complaint of the disease In
THIS immediate vicinity have been made The
malady is said 10 hare gained such heaewsv az
Cuero that fifiy-6ve horses have been sIaugh-
tered b. their owners IA that neighborhood
within the past week In the hope OF checking
further rlvages OF the disease. The contacioi
fas SEIZED upon one man OF Dewitt county, and
his his Is despaired OF. The horsemei have
in the city. but they are considerably aeitatesi
over It's prevalence in Cuero, and so clos. with
SUCH intimate commercial relations with San
Antonio: The most careful precautions ara
being taken to prevent tn. appearance of gland.
ers In this immediate vicinisy.szexS3E
Subaa2i E1U6fWeekly GAZETTE.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-10-23

ike second hand. extending to the fftbs O, =
second marked on its outer rim. The Iit.Ie no,t
on the left hand stops and starts the watch: tn,
little post on the right hani turns the hands
setting the watch. 1t need never be opened *
rs ratchet stem-winder, full jeweled balnncs
wants. - any "iAn
The back of this watch is engine turned or ex.
Suistttey engraved by hand, and nothing mora
beautiful or more artistic has ever baen I5,ja -
worn, and the subscriber may trust THg Ga.
zETTE Judgment and knowledge on this sub
lect, or call at Office and sec sample
=, with each watch there goes guarantee by tn.
Mannattan Watch Company to keep it in order
t t one year free OF all charge, and guarante,
Co., for 10 years.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-10-23

eversfor sts eNographers and type
wrttepd II W III nave to cry for some
timeS the sTTsyr4 tandard OF salary Is in
creassA stef-~ nographer when first ap-
points thes mall pittance of $50 per
montP is a-~ fair average. Yet he
has ply dew! pied many years to the
acquift or the art and has spent
consids mo ,ney for instruction.
He naturo lily discouraged by
the sn snlnr-y offered. aud there
fore itaL 1the young stenographer OF
ability promise prefers 10 connect
himsei - some business house where,
startin y0on q small salary. he eau
shown "a tn and increase his positlon
10 one Aporiance and profit I'm much
less tiuLl he can by shaving away In
the go, INT service with small hope
OF fuu motion or recognition.
suchSil brief resume of the people
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-10-23

The face OF this watch Is precisely ths sa-ns q,
that OF the gold watch and the movement Is prs-
cisely the same. The difference between ths
two watches Is only in the case. The latter 4,
OF o1idized silver, Gcid eaten, very neat AMI
quaint.
The movement 81 these watches is identical. IL
Is the quick train, with strai ght line lever es-
capemenI, with direct acting hani set that
permits accurate setting, and will not allow th
hands to move out of position while setting In
the sweep second movement tbs
the second hand is run direct from the move
ment IRAN, insuring perfect motion, while the
dial train and hands are run by q friction piniou
from sids center. This gives all the advant-
ages in time keeping qualities of the most deu-
cately adjusted and expensive movement.
Each watch Is put up in a neat box pa Ided, to
carry 1t safely through the mails. In the boz
are directions for setting this hands and revu-
lating the watch, with the name OF the osr5o,
at the factory who tested and packed it.
and state.
Send all orders and remittanccs to
THE GAZETTE,
Fort Worth. Tex.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-10-23
A Cook Book Frea..<s

To every subscriber $500 Skfy Ca
zErTE who se9aksH win cash We will
send the s6azsTrE ons year and
he mold Cook Book, 3l5 pages.
9ead In cloth. In ordering paper,
please mention this offer Send ST %
anu auuress Tux GAZETTE,
Fort Worth. Tex.
Fort Worth weekly gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-10-23

WHO cOnVNHt tHe EOHtrnment service.
The civil service law has protected those
occupying positions. ana il is even limited
now that the English system OF pensions
Tor government employees would work
well In this country. Thut is question
upon which opinions differ vastly and it
Is not my purpose TO discuss it. II Is I'M
doubtediy true, however, that the gov
eminent profits more by the civil service
Inv. aud gets better work for the money
paid under its provisions than 1t would
by following The spoils system aud GUST
ing its vast urmy OF clerks ut the change
OF every admin. stratiou.