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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1890-02-20
John D. Boear Of Port Trevorton.

John ID. Bogar of Port Trevorton,
was in town on Friday, visiting his
many friends on a political errand.
ID. II. Smith of Laurelton, who by
the way is one of the overseers of
poor of Hartley township, was here
on business, Thursday.
Prof. G. A. Walter of New Berlin,
was here with his parents and lady
friends over Sunday.
j. +. Benfcr and G. f. Berger, ac-
companied by their "dears", spent
Sunday with friends near Globe
Mills.
Sawyers II. L. Mohn and W. L.
Shook of Centre county were home
with their families over Sunday.
Prof. II. A. Walter, teacher of the
Grammer school was home with his
parents at Smithgrove over Sunday
Miss Minnie Reichly is visitor
in town, the guest of grand-mothel
Reichly. X.
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PAxroNvILLE.-Rev. l.. $. Reichard
OF the Evangelical Association
preached his last sermon for this
conference yearlast Sunday morning.
4 full house testified for the high
regard in which he is held by the
people. He has acquitted himself
nobly during the year as pastor, and
we would be pleased to have him
again. May success attend him
through life.
Mrs. A. 5. Hassinger left for her
future home in Elkins, West Virginia
on the l1th. She was accompanied
by Miss Clara Hassinger.
A spelling bee at Meyers school
house was one of the events to
please the boys and girls. 1t was
well attended. =. Erb of near Ban
nerville came i'll time to prove him
self a good speller. Come again.
w. ID. Harner of Shamokin has
come home to stay awhile. His best
girl looks lawfully pleased" "
One of our young men enjoys the
rare pleasure of having "moonshine'
night and day.
Carrie Derr of New Berlin and
Jane Brunner of Miillinburg arc
visiting their parents.
Valentine day was remembered
by some of our people.
Cuttings are all the go Just now
Shouldn't wonder we will hear o
weddings soon. One thing is sure
the champion quilters are enjoying
high liyin.' Mincepie, chickens
and gossip is the regular bill offare
Miss Annie Strunk, II former resi-
dent is visiting friends and acquaint
ances.
Among the comers and goers, W
noticed Miss Sallie Ocker of nea
Middleburgh, Miss Wagner of Nc
Clure, the guest of her sister, Mrs
Howard Schambach, Miss Clar
Graybill of Richfeld is visiting he
sister.
Vim. Boyer of Fremont spent
few days Mt the home of Chas. Boyer
CLAIRE.
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A Lady's Perfect Companion

Painless Childbirth, new book by
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Nov. IA,
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DIED..

January 81, in West Perry town
shin. lydia. widow of Jacob Shelly,
aged 20 years, o months and A days.
Feb. LIST. in Selinsgrove, Ada,
eldest daughter of j, W. and Eliza.
beth Gaugler, aged 80 years, II
months and 90 days.
Feb. /. i'm West Perry township,
Martha. wife of Peter Fisher, aged
36 years and II days.
Feb. 7, in Middlecreek township
Elizabeth, wife of Reuben Musser
aged 63 years, 9 months and s days
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1890-02-20
THE PRIMARY.
West BeayertwI

On Tuesday of next week the Sny
der County Republican Standing
Committee will meet and designate
the time for holding the primary
election. 1t seems to be the desire
of not only most of the candidates
but of the people rs well, to have 1t
take place in May instead Of March
as heretofore. Here we are ut the
end of February, and should the
primary be held in March it would
allow candidates less than month
to canvass the county over roads
that will be almost impossible. The
campaign for the general election
will be plenty long enough from
Saturday, the 3lst of May, (Which
will allow the necessary sixty days
from the lst of April to the llth OF
November.
Refusing candidates the time
(Which means the privilege to can
vass the county may result in anon
nation in haste that may be re
pented at leisure, and the Standing
committee will be looked to fot
granting IL fair field, fair fight, anC
plenty of time.
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Caution Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the undersigned
property has been purchased by me at Consta-
6les sale and loaned for use 20 Mrs. Lelndes
SMITH and caution all persons against meddllng
win the same; icook stove, coal stove, sink,
flour chest / wood box, / sofa, 10 chairs. = IA.
bles 4 beds and bedding, ] Sewing machine, ]
clock bureau, stand 25 yards carpets, nut.
ter churn 2 tubs 85 chickens, COW, the hall Ol
four acres OF grain In the ground, sc,
A. G. FIELD,
February 3. pd. Mlddlecreek TWP
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WIDOWS APPRAISEMENTS.-N Notice IS here
w by given that the following widows APP
praScments under the $500 law have been illed
with the Clerk Of the orphans Court OF snyder
county for Confirmation on Monday the 2ilh
day of Feb. 1890.
Advertisement ~ Sarah ROmlg, widow Of Geo.
q. RGmg late Ot Penn twp, snyder county Pa,
deed.
Advertisement OF Susan Erdley, widow OF Simon
ErdGy, late Of Middlecreek twp, snyder county
Pa, decd.
AppraIscmcnt Of Mary 4. Strawscr widow OF
Jacob II. Strawscr late Of Chapman Twp, snyder
county, Pa, decd.
Advertisement OF Mary Gelnctt, widow Of Geo.
Gelnctt, late of Perry twp, snyder county, Pa.
deed.
Advertisement Of Esther Harding, widow q
William Harding, late Of Perry twp, Snyder
county, Pa, decd
| W. W. WITrENMYER,
| Clerk Orphans Court
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Saturday, February %, 1890,

Saturday, February %, 1890,
at 10 o'clock A.. NJ.
Smith. FL Fa.
The following described three tracts OF Real
Estate, all situate IN Chapman township Snyder
county Pa.
TRACT NO. IA certain nessuage and tract
OF land situate In the township ana county aforc-
said, Bounded north by public road, east by
lands Of Harrison Newman, and John Rine,
south by lands OF Benjamin SwartZ, and west by
public road, whereon are erected good Two
Story DWELLING HOUSE Bank Barn, Wagon
Shed Hog stable and other necessary outbulld-
ings, containing . ACRES, more or less.
TRACT NO. "a tract OF land situate In the
township aud county Aforesaid bounded north
by lands Of Samnel IerrOd, east by landSof John
NJ. Mne south by lands OF solomon Ebrght, and
west by lands OF A. II. Troutman, containing
81 ACRES and 80 perches more or less,
TRACT NO, IA tract OF land situate I'm the
township aud county aforesaid, bounded nOrtl
by lands OF Joseph Meiser east by lands OF John
Newman south by lands Of Henry Diehl anC
west by lands--IlayeS, containing 40 ACRES
ana IL perCheS, more or less.
Seized, taken into execution, ana 10 be sold as
the property of Simon lille,
REUBEN DREESE, Sheriff
sherln's ONCE, Mddleburgh, Feb 3.
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RGdEStatGataBargail
Farm and Mill Property.

That desirable Farm and Mill property belong
ing to r. :. a = II. Miller, formerly known as the
'WitherOw Mills situate ON the road leading
from MCNcytOwu 10 Newton Hamilton, I'm Wayne
Township, Minin county Pa. The property
consists OF a farm OF 1876 ACRES of good land. 100
OF II under good cultivation and 80 acres In Tim
bcr. The Improvements consist Of large Grlst
MILL doing a good business, large Frame House
Mil House, aud an extra Tenant House This
property Is o miles trOm McNcytOwn, 4 miles
from Newton Hamilton, ana miles from the T..
n. r., at Vineyard station. For further infor-
nation apply To
DIR JOHN LOCKE,
e.2O-3t. Real Estate Agent, LewlstOwn, Pa.
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Accounts.

The following Accounts have been filed, exam.
inod and passed In the PrOthOnotary's Office, and
VIII be presented 10 the next court OF Common
Pleas for confirmation. All persons Interested
viii take notice.
The first account OF Harry j. lleiser, commit
tee OF the person and estate OF Polly Lease,
lunatic.
WV MITTENMYER, prOthy.
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EDITOR Posi-

EDITOR POST - -.,.., ,,
,yr.trru uart NJ SNYDER county have been de-
.pryr.I. recognized lu the office oi Shrrlu. re-
,p,rtully submit my name as a candidate Ior
the nomination for That ONCE subject oi 'ouIa''
tu nlI thr rules governing the Republican prl-
''''! q. W. ROW,
Penn township, Feb. Il.
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County Treasurer.
EDITOR Posr

EDITOR Posr .,,...
Through YOUR column, permit me
to Announce my candidacy l1r lh' lNpnnl''ii
nomination for county Treasurer subject tuall
the Rules governing the PRIMARY E,leCllnn
JOHN W. WALTER.
Frahklm township
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For Sheriff.


EDITOR lIARrEH
Please make announcement
iu Your paper THAT anna candidate for the uhr,
uf sheriff. uf the coming primary election, plar-
INK mt-plf uu platform ul % past record merit
lud Justice. r~, tup -uNprI-r uf the people on
the Two term rule. am willing 20 submit 90 the
councils and actions Of the Republican standing
DAVID REIClILY,
Franklin township. Feb. Is. 80.
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Caution Notice.
Trial List February Term

j. NJ TroXel use Sc. VS. Aaron wagner.
" =. Hare VS. Franklin Township.
H. y Reichenbach vs. G.. Tower &c, ct nj.
If. r. App vs Albert ArbOgast ct al.
commissioners OF Union Co.. vs. Richard Budd.
Geo W. Klase ct al. " John Cruikshank ct al.
John Shaffcr vs. The Union co. Nut Live Stock
Insurance Co.
Borough of Middlcburgh ys |. Gricr Barber 81 al.
Susquchanna Nut Fire lns. co. vs. lielrlch a
Smith.
same vs. Same.
same NJ, /. aud Ser h. Mlddleswarth.
same vs. Henry Kern.
Ellen VI. Mus,cr sc vs. Elizabeth Mussor.
Geo. II. Dean yS T.. &. Williams
Geo r. Buchrr ys j. Norman App.
JOShu NanOrmcr Vs llOruhcrgcr q Jacobs sN. &c.
John ". Rcnninger vs. The ;. l.. X. r. Co.
John IIummcl " cyrus BOwcr,ON.
II q. B Ain q co. &c. vs. Ju9cphat walter.
iydia Ann Hare " Franklin Twp.
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EDITOR POST

EDITOR POST
Please announce IN your Journal
that um J candidate flr thn Republican uoWl-
nation iur Assembly. subject to the Rules adopt
I'd by tine county committee Tor holding the
Primary Election. aud. lfnomlnatcd and elected.
% VIII D' ms pleasure 30 serve the people iuth-
JullN BOGER.
chairman TWu.. Pa
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County Commissioner.

Please inform the Re
publican voters of snyder comfy, through your
nlpDr that am "a candidatcfOr the Republican
Illumination for county Commissioner, subject To
the rule, governing the Primary Election.
Nerl Respectfully, .....
THOMAS IIEiBSTEt.
West Beaver, Twp, Pa.
EDITOR POST. Please annOunc" my name as
"A candidate Tor the Republican naminat0h lor
county Commissioner, subject To the rules ana
regulations adopted for the holding oi the prllha-
. A. ROMIG.
West Beaver twp.
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REAL ESTATE AT
SHERIFF'S SALE !

Whereas, by virtue of n writ Of III. Ia. issued
out OF the Court OF Common Pleas OF Snyder
lie sale at the Court House, IN the Borough OF
Mlddleburgh, Pa, ON
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1890-02-20

Organs and Pianos sold for Cash, Easy Pay.
ments, and Rented. Catalogues free.
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POPULAR STYLES ORGANS AT ssl, $3.50
500, s7s, 500, AND UP.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-04-02
MONTANA. OREGON AND WASH
lNQTON.

MONTANA. OREGON AND WASH
iN0TON.
A correct map Of the northwest
will show that the Northern Pacific
Railroad traverses the central por-
ton Of Minnesota, North Dakota,
Montana and Washington for a dis
lance Of nearly 1000 miles; it is the
only railroad reaching jamestown,
Bismarck, Miles City, Billings, Liv-
ingston, Bozeman, Missoula, Cheney,
Davenport, PAlouse City, Sprague,
Ritzville, Yakima, Ellensburg, Taco
ma, Seattle and in fact nine-tenths
Of the north west cities, towns, and
points Of interest.
The Northern Pacific 10 the short
est trans-continental route from st.
Paul and Chicago to Helena. Butte,
Anaconda, Deer Lodge, Spokane
Falls, Walla Walla, Dayton and
Portland, and the only one whose
through trains reach any portion Of
the new state Of Washington. Land
seekers purchasing Pacific Coast
second class tickets vim St. Paul and
the Northern Pacific have choice
from that point OF free Colonists
Sleeping Cars or Pullman's Tourists
Furnished Sleepers at charges as low
as the lowest.
For the benefit of settlers the
Northern Pacific also gives q ten
days stop over privilege on second
class North Pacific Coast tickets at
Spokane Falls and each and every
point west, including over 1875 sta.
tions in Washington, thus enabling
persons seeking . home to examine
this vast territory without mourning
an expense Of from $500 $500 in
travelling on local tickets from point
to point.
Insure for yourself comfort and
safety BY having the best accomoda-
tons afforded, thereby avoiding
change Of cars, re-checking Of bag
gage, translersand lay overs en- route.
Money can be saved by purchasing
tickets via st. Paul OF Minneapolis
and tho Northern Pacific.
For Maps, Pamphlets, Rates and
Tickets enquire Of our nearest Tick
Of Agent, any District Passenger
Agent Of the Northern Pacific Rail-
road; or CHAs. 8. FEE, General
Passenger and Ticket Agent, st. Paul
Mimi.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-04-02
First publication Mch. 10, 1850.
Probate Notice.

In the county court Of the county Of Union
State Of south DakOta.
In the matter OF the Estate Of Gundcl Olson
deceased.
Notice Of Application for letters Of Admins
trnti0n.
NOTICE is hereby given that Ole Olson has
nled with the Judge OF this Court, a petition,
praying for Letters OF Administration OF the e.
late Of Mrs. Gundel Olson deceased, and that
Friday, the eth day OF April, 1880, ut 10 O'Clock
.. m. 1t said day. being i day OF i regular term
OF this Court, tO-wit: OF the adjourned March
term, 1890, at the Court house In the court room
Of said court In the city OF Elk Point, county Of
Union has been set for hearing said petition
with and where any person Interested may ap
pear and show cause why the said petition
should not be granted.
Dated March Is, 1890. N A. KIRK,
/ (sEAL) County Judge
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-04-02
peoa d wives.

Having used Mothers Friend" I
would not be without it. II is a
boon to wives who know they must
pass through the painful ordeal Of
childbirth. Mrs. G. Melbourne,
Write The Bradfield Regu-
lator CO., Atlanta, Ca, for further
particulars. Sold by w. J. Conley.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-04-02

You cannot accomplish any work
or business unless you feel we'll. II
you feel used up--tired out-take
Dr.. ]. II. McLean's Sarsaparilla. II
will give you health, strength and
vitality. For sale at Talcott's drug
store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-04-02

That sour-tempered, cross, dyspep-
ito individual should take Dr.. j. ii.
McLNans 6arsaparillai II will make
him feel % we'll and hearty % the
healthiest Of 10. He needs bracing
up. vitalizing, that ID al. For sale
ct C0nleyis drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-04-02

To allay pains, subdue inflamma-
ton, heal foul sores and ulcers, the
most prompt and satisfactory re-
suits are obtained by using that old
reliable remedy, Dr.. J. III. McLain's
Volcanic Oil Liniment. For sale at
.COnley's drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-04-02
Esrst r-abiicasIsa rob. III.
School Lands.
State ofsouth Dakpta
eenmiulsnsf Il Schsd and Pahlle Lands.
PIERRE. Feb. 2fst. ls9O

PIERRE, Feb. 3ist. l100.
Notice Il. hereby given that on the lekh day
Of 4. D.. LEGO, all the School Lands u Union
county will be leased 1t public auction 70 the
highest bidder, ut the front door OF th6 Court
House ID said county. The leasing VIII be con-
dncted by the County superintendent Of Schools.
Satd leasing Will be held between the hours OF
10 O'clock >. m. and 3 o'clock p. m. each day
until all tracts Of School Lands have been offered
for lease. Each bidder whose bid Is Accspted.
must at once deposit the amount Of This bid with
the County Treasurer, taking his receipt there
Tor. II the lease 10 not approved BY The Govern
Or the money will be returned.
The following Ia tile list OF School Lands In
HYAfnn nos,nfu IN ha o8onnA
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If you want harness or any kind
Of agricultural implements, MUIR
phey has got ID the largest stock in
Elk Point. He is getting them in
BY the CO. load.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-04-02
First Publication March 10 1870.
Probate Notice.

In tue County Court Of the County Of Union.
State OF South Dakota.
In the matter Of the estate of Andrew K. Lund
deceased.
Notice Of Application for letters OF Admins.
tratiOn,
NOTICE Is hereby given tina Tom johnson.
has filed with the Judge Of this COurt. q petition
praying for Letters OF Administration OF the Es-
tate Of Andrew X. Lund deceased, and that
Saturday, theil2th day OF April 1890. at 10 o'clock
.. m. OF said day. being u day OF u regular term
OF this court, to-wit: OF the adi0urned March
term, 1890. at the court house, In the court room
Of said court in the city OF Elk Point, county Of
Union has been set for hearing said petition
with and where any person interested may ap-
pear and show cause why the said petition
should not be q anted.
Dated March Is, 1880.
n. A. KIRK,
(sEAL) County Judge.
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Ehs Palpit and the stare.

Rev. F. NJ. Shroat, Pastor United
Bretheren church, Blue Mound,
Kan, says: Il feel it my duty to
tell what wonders DR.. Kings New
Discovery has done for ma. NY
lungs were badly seased, and my
parishioners thought I could live
only a few weeks. / took five bot
ties and am now sound and we'll,
gaining 26 lbs. in weight"
Arthur Love, manager Loves
Funny Folks Combination, writes:
ALTERS thorough trial and con
vincing evidence, / am confident
Dr.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption beats EN- all, and cures
when everything else fails. The
greatest Kindness / can do my
thousand friends il to urge them to
try it, Free trial bottles At J. 8.
Talcott's drug store. Regular sizes
Soc and 81.
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The following il the list Of the
Grand and Petit jorors drawn for
~ April term Of the Circuit court,
~ Judicial circuit:
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NOTICE. copy

Know Ill men by these presents, that I, Th0s.
w. Knight. Of Eden. Lincoln, Co.. Dakota Ter
rit0ry do hereby relinquish to my sou A. C.
knight OF the same place, all Of his earnings,
wages. credit and profits Of whatsoever charac-
ter and description whether arising from his
personal labor or from any business In which he
may be engaged, the said A. G.. Knixht being
over tho aSe 81 Eighteen years.
And /, Father, ~relinqNlsh all my rights as
Parent Of controlling him In any manner grant
INK unto him his full time the same a4 thONgh he
custody over him.
Witness my hand and seal this 26tls. Day OF
June 1853. Slgned In the ~presenceOf
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1890-04-02

Tin need Of lumber see Us before
buying.
No / dimension .............S18 per NJ
|6nC6SiH&
Siding .........913, 4l5, so "
Other lumber at correspondingly
low prices. Terms cash.
J. M. TALcoT7.
Be sure and try some Of orr Mi
kado Tea, 30 centsa pound, and q
fine pail with sach pound
G. n. RUsT.
Thoryltnnss line AK gloves md NIT
f0sss asesthe b&st end clJo1peot ii
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FOR SALE by
D.. ]. S. Talcott, Elk Point.


Orders by mail have prompt attention.
Send for circular containing testimonials and
Insurance Proposition.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-01-03
1{EsELske. NEVADA, FRIDAY, JANUARY g. 1890
"a LlrTIEE lNoNseNsE."

BARBER IAPes this razor hurt you,
sir" Victim lit would if I weren't
Christian ScienHss Hsst "-Boston Herald.
~. -Unconrqe Train Robber (en-
tering smoking 4Aar) Throw up your
handsw JenkiniS Iengrossed in eucher)
Hanged il Will; here's both bowers
and the joker. ~ y Texas Siftings.
lam sorry to say" said sheriff to
a young widow, who was handsome,
''that 1 have an attachment for you"
II am happy to say, sir, that it isn't
mutual" she replied.
Kissed her f9r her mothers sake,
But now tho years have flown,
I'm very glad to get the chance
To kiss her for her own.
" -Kearney Enterprise.
Marriage" remarked Biggs, ''is a
sort of brief swooh. When 1 was first
married I thought Mrs. B. and I were
one; but it wasn't long before we came
two."-Boston Transcripts.
-Prodley--"I hear you have been
getting married" Tooker-"Yes." Prod
ley-''Whom did you marry2" Tooker
-"Mflly Jones, her mother, heE step
father and two maiden aunts. ."-Har-
per's Bazaar.
"A Jew went up to railroad station
and said: "Gimme tiget to SPRING
field" "What Springfeld?" asks the
ticket-seller, illinois or Massachu-
setts?" 81 don't gare. Vicheyers the
sheapest. ."-Exch ange.
"A New Version.-Harold "a. B.,
Harvard, 'ss,)-"M Maude, 1 love you!
Will you be my wife2" Maude "a. b.,
Harvard Annex, Ss,)-"No, Harold, that
hn hut hal 81, h..
thers."-Harvard Lampoon.
MIR. Jawk Coming in after the storm)
-''Great Scott, Maria, look at the hail
stono 1 found on the step! Why, it's
nearly three inches square," Mrs. Jawk
-'"That isn't q hailstone, you old SIM
pleton; the iceman just left that"
-(The minister's youngest has been
detected in the telling OF a most fragrant
fb; and has been shut up for an hour to
learn verse from the Eible on lying)
The Minlster-"Well, pet, have you
learned that verse yet?" Alice-"Part
of ono, papa" Minister-"Part of ono
we'll, let's hear it." Alice-"Psalms
hundred an sixteen leven-'Au men
are liars, Boston Beacon.
There is one thing that always
strikes me as funny abont your produc-
tions," said the editor to the amateur
humorist. 'ls that so?" said the humor-
ist with pleased expression on his
face; land what is that?" "Why, that
you should think that they are funny
yourself" said the editor, and tho
pleased expression vanished like turkey
at a newsboys' dinner onJ nJThaIksgiving
Day.-Somerville Journal.