The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-12-12
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Alex Butts claims that Andy Felt eats
mustard on his pie.
The Alliance ought to make one big res
olution next New Years day-an ingalls,
! resolution.
A Kansas paper questions whether Sen
ator ingalls, will be in Topeka when the
| legislature votes for senator
The eastern papers are calling our con-
gresham Jerry Sampson" This is pay
ing Jerry back in his own coin.
The Kansas City Star man got muddled
the other day and complimented Senator
| ingalls,, edItorally, two days in succession.
The Leavenw orth Times has again been
/ thrown out of the mails. 1t is about time
/ for the subscribers of the Times to raise a
/ kick.
! Luther Challis says, THE Kansas polit-
| zeal backyards are full OF Old Dog Trays. "
and Luther Challis is famous a dog fan
/ cier.
Every time Nelson Acers receives a let
ter, now. with New York post-mark on
! it, he slips away off in the woods some
where to read it.
The Santa Fe net earnings this year
were over $4,000 900 under Mr. Manvels
management. This is a strong" story
with a small IS"
Web Wilder is to be a contributor TO the
next edition of 'Bartlett's Familiar Quota
tions," which will be much superior to all
former editions.
Tom Richardso n, well known news
paper character in southern Kansas. is
making $500 a month at Galveston as deep
water correspondent.
Attorney General Ives has already got
at Heterogeneous with the present in
cumbent of that office on the decision of
tie vote by drawing lots.
The strongest argument that Willis
will be elected for the United States SEN
ate is the fact that the Topeka Capital is
supporting Ingalls,, Garfield and PETER.
all three
Charlie Finch has been married just
about long enough for Mrs Finch to learn
that Mr. Finch carries his pencils in his
vest pocket and that she mustn't hang his
vestup, upside down.
An Atchison barber is getting n good
dead of fame because he oEce shaved Gro
yer Cleveland. Emporia BARRIERS who
have shaved Senator Plumb should hold
themselves in readiness.
Tom Ryan refuses to be interviewed
Mr., Ryan is probably of the same opinion
as most people who have visited Old Mex
ico-that there isn't any more Castilian
blood there than there is CASTLE soap.
Whoop TomlinsOn says Ed Howe of the
Atchisou Globe, ought to take the job of
cleaning Grover Cleyeland's boots for the
next six months. This is in return for the
Globe man suspecting Tomlinson of being
the Indian Messiah.
Plumb wants the senate to met at 10 a.
m. This means more time and more work
Senator Plumb is the only man in the
United States senate who could conscien-
tiously and with impunity ask a raise in
the senatorial salary.
If Kansas goes into the doubtful ranks
in '92 it may not be at all improbable that
people will come over in Kansas
30 live few months before the election to
vote the Democratic ticket. Oklahoma
may have to be drawn upon, too. The
bureau ought to look into
this
The majority of John G.. Otis in the
Fourth Kansas congressional district was
f. 900, and he lost the even 5000 by the toss
of penny. A certain voter in Scranton
could not decide which one of the congress /
siOnal candidates he would support, and |
to settle the matter he tossed up IA penny. /
1t turned up i'll favor of Kelley.