New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-03-18
CHANCES HERE AND THERE.
lie was Of large requirements, ana OF
varied and extensive misinformation." VINO sad
that first and where did he Way it2

! that first, and where did he Nay 1t!
| Can Won think OF a qucercr twist in words and
their meanings than that shown by the undoubted
| derivation Of pomatuml From pomum, the Latin Tor
apple. forcmothers used to anolnt their tresses
| with a dclectable ungucnt, compounded from lard
and cider. They called II pomatum; but, by any
other name"
Now sobIcsld's descendants, ch1 Yes and Kos
ciuskos descendants, and Stcubens descendants, and
De Kalbs descendants. and SO on, are intensely IN
cresting people because Sobcski and koscisko
and Stcuben and De Kalb were foreigners. But how
about the descendants Of Jefferson Franklin, Adams
and score Of otherSl oh, they are republicans
like us, who take care OF themselves, ana there
| fore don't interest Quite right. TOO. 1t needs
the aroma transatantica to tickle the tip OF
the true Yankee nose
Ampcre's blorarhcr would have us believe 1t was
| absence OF mind that made the great electrician
finish his undressing and to bed instead OF putting
on his other clothes and going to the ball. All, you
sly old Ampcrc you may have discovered the secret
| Of the telegraph but you didn't discover that
What a grand strcet Pennsylvania ave. could he
made by wipng out that ruhbishy south side of the
way and letting the Mal7 park come up to
the street. Think IT
| Hair stand on end OF course. Why not' Isn't
| IL the cooscnesh actl Know thysclf. Look and
see.
az hopcr said an original Republican the other
day for the sake OF history that when Mrs. Davis's
book out we shall be able to read IN 1t some.
thing that don't know. Her husbands presented
the extraordinary spectacle OF man iour years ~
| the head "i-wci. TINS Is slueanish "n''' S"'
four years IN power t"h-"ri'l"R o'S '0
without being able or willing to tell us anything VIC
didn't know
,,,.. ..,.,, sre.r, or f, ,ocr, or
co." ',r Won ,o him .urcrv Won are gently nurturcd
r,o, h,rc manga or the citing Jelly of the foot
| Of thc cali. Yet from very much that we all have
To- read and hear. one would say these charming
oualltle, are ALWAYS on the point Of achieving
| brilliant success. 30 they arc lust a, satisfy
/ hc American OYSTER plant. /, said to be always on
!
Mischief making. too. when did it ever accom-
| pli h ANYTHING worth accomplishing As obstruction
! il gains no more than the III bred and badly advised
/ little dog did when he AT down at the end Of his
chain and decided TO hold back the farmers WAGON
It lcft feeling the part Of the dog, nothing
morn. And In the highest FORM or 'h' lowest " W"
o., ,,s immediate nurno.c what has mischief making
c,cr gained, WHY the car killer Is the Car maker.
nnt Won can't make Iaro think II you could, he
c,,.r, q, ,his cor, ~ thing .lc other day. a vet
. -,ii.,i., aid e. Yes and n always makes me
! ,, ~ -, ,,,,,,,. tory, ~ ,be inevitable crazy
,. ,,, had i,,.o,,t.d the Inevitable. ant, rccoil.
NV . ,. So r,ol, vc here gents all SAYS
w .,,., ,rr,,o., fines All c,nnons has. when shootcd
OF k,led hackards Amt it sol nackarts. - it
IT, an ''' ".'" ~ -. ,....s a. cannon cents.
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WHY num-
| .,.,., ,-.,, ,-,,r - e. rcalrv what that stone
v,us, c,o.o 70 broadway: bit
trough nv wi" ,',., cha, o,.,.rc wooden
u'''"' '''''' "'.'',, g. s,, d,srenntahlv cooked
%, ,,n ,n,,,'r, .,,nrlIy made f,,t with old
.'' 49, e., a nutshell mig nut. at that
,r, -r.. o.,,o, only ~ ZOO 600 and cost
! 10000" ono consequence ], '''' Wv -. ~,
or company That STAYS rl'h "'''' ''"H 49,.
! publicly making rs fortune every m''I''-
| lrcaAfi.t VIII BE- the hlr'. ""'''"' !" '
Tower had stayed. me h'N "'." ' go.
.erpud or even ~" tN' " ''o ~
D4rlen had al-o stayed
-
Belgium talks frnhh' " N"H iN'' "a = ''
for frog. Tins year after year arc '''' ''r''' VI
! 10y being VIZ. ted from hiin.
Would n be to- inufh 10 AK lr "'''''" "'''
| main Office corner ~ Dcy 81. and liro1dvav. where
| che message sending public can look AT a. Tru"
u,.r. f.. one behind the incl'~cd counter. whence
.,..,n,llv IL will ic handed To- you II You walt long
.,.t,.h and ~ lat succeed In attracting the proper
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The London Tlme.~ printed sentence In a
.le,dcr- twenty lines long continuing 17G words hy
connt for Tho Globe" man counted It. Then
t,,,~.,..s History 81 thc Girondi-s.T nfty four
,, , n,lf line. ,o- words. No wonder he Didn't
., ,. a. d.. ft.,t ~ the French Republic ~
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ma. .,,,, r,,r,s sin IA hear FROM
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