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The evening world., 1890-06-21
IMPRoVEMENTSAT GLEN ISLAND.

The Popular Day Resort Made More
Attractive than Ever.
The feet of fsst-going steamers, running
to Glen Island-the Sam Sloan, Matteawa raj
Mohawk, Myndert starin aid Howard Car
roll-have been newly equipped for the sea-
son. and with the reserve boats, the John
II. Starin. Pomona and LAurA NJ. Starin,
offer unusual attractions for a sail out into
Long Island Sound.
Many improvements have been made al
the Island. The m~enAgerie has been in
creased, the AviAry enlarged, Little Ger
many rehsbilitated and the whole group OF
islands made even more attractive than last
year.. There II. no emf to the variety of en-
tertainment to be found there, and It prom
tses TO be more popular this Summer than
ever.
The evening world., 1890-06-21
WoRLpLINcs.

The fATonte baPtismSl name for young women
In New Orleans Is Viola. There are AlSo many
opheliAS in the city. but not DesdemonG.
iii estimated that the regular insurance COM
Panies Of tine United States will disbuns during
1880 the sum Of ss3. GOO. 600 in death. spdoW-
ment and dividend claims. IL Is An average Of
~ o for every minute in the year.
The late J. }. McElhons. stenographsr Of the
National House OF Representatives could report
equally we'll w1th either hand. and In takiug ;
long speech In the House he would frequently
hiit the pencil from one hand 10 the other With-
u intsHupting his speed.
The longest sTeech on record WAS made in the
of British Columbia BY : representa-
i've named De Cosnos, Who 70 defeat bLl spoke
aninteEFuPlsdly for twsnty-siE hours.
Jay e0uld wears no isWshy except small COLA
SHIRT stud.
The evening world., 1890-06-21
ALICE SWIM RECOVERING.
LsPEcIAL ro EHE EyEsIxa woRIn.l

NEWARK, June2l,-Twelve-year-old Alice
Swim, daughter of David A. Swim. a vet
eran of the late war, living ON Mill street,
Beileyille, who Ia criminally assaulted
Wednesday evening, while on her way to
Montgomery, y recovering very slowly from
the attacb made upon her.
Her ASsail4nt, a man of twenty-five, in
dueet the child to accompany him into q
vacant lot on the plea that a mad dog was
coming down the road. When the girl dis-
covered his purpose, however. she screamed
Tor help, ami the scoundrel choked her into
uncOnsciOusnesE.
The police have found no clue to her as
sailant.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

If the vaulting spirit of Chicago should
undertake q steal il will certainly be
something Titanic. The pushing boodlers
Of hat live place will not brook being dis
tanced in . peculating bout by Boss
TWEED or Napoleon" IvEs. or any
grovslling thief of the ~"effete East" Mr..
WARREN LELAND tells a tale of 81. 900, 900
hush money with which a great unknown
tried to gag him into silence about the
Lake Front Park. Mr.. LELAND did not
gag, however.
The evening world., 1890-06-21
Conditions /:

Conditions:
THE EVENING WORLDS gift Of Estey's best
make piano in any wood desired by the re-
cipient will bo awarded to tho most popular
female Sunday-school teacher. :
She must teach in q Sunday-school in the
State Of New York or New Jersey or Con-
n%ecticut.
Neither sect nor creed will be considered In
thiS contest. 1t il open to all female sun
day-school teacher Of every creed.
The voter must use the ballot printed in
The EVENING WORLD. cutting it out and
voters favorite Sunday-school teacher. des-
tRnating her Sunday-school and it's loca-
tion. and signing the ballot with the name
and address of the voter.
Ballots must be inclosed in envelopes aud
addressed to the Teacher Editor, EVEN
mo WORLD. 3" Park Row. New York"
The evening world., 1890-06-21
SPo7lETS

An heiresS was abducted from Newcastle.
They used to re taken from old castles, and
nowadays are generally taken from castles in
the air.
A woman secured "a. 500 In a suit against
another woman for slienatinR her husbands
affections. FlAttering to the h~usband-yery!
-.
Emperor william has visited Krupp's factory.
One Lig gun visiting the others.
In Kansas they have had such a rush Of water
that they are suffering a water famine. Sounds
paradoIical to have water scarce because there is
SO much OF it.
=.
He was a paragon Of politeness;
he Insisted on Its enforcement;
He got a check nlled out '' Blank, ESQ.,"
And made an according Endorsement.
Puck.
Some Indian well-digEers struck a vein Of gold.
They dug weller than they thought to.
There were SO many caterbillars on = railroad
track that the train couldn't go on for want OF
friction. This shows the advantage Of running
over cows.
There will be q great Tenny's party at the
sheepsheAd Bay next Wedno-1ay.. But will they
have their racquet when they 40 homs'
The keeper Of the seal should certainly some,
times say die.
II is to be hoped that Geraldine never suffers
from any NAL de mST. She would have to throw
up her races # she did.
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ASSAULTED In HER CELL.
Mamie Teahe Makes q Serious
Charge Against Doorman Bourne.


Doorman George II. Bourne, OF the West
Forty-seyenth street station. was arraignsd
in the YoTkville Police Court this morning
on = charge OF attempting to assault fifteen
year-old Mamie Teatle. who was confined in
one or the cells al the station, to which she
had been committed on complaint of her
parents, who charged that she Was incoTrig-
ible.
> Mamie Was arrested Tuesday night and
day morning she charges that Bourne
visited her m her cell on some ~pretense aud
attempted to assault her. She cried out in
alarm aud he lett the cell.
She was committed to the custody OF AF.
GeTTy's society on Wednesday, and to him
she told the story Of her treatment By
Bourne.
Bourne denied the charge, but admitted
that he had gone into NAMES cell. but
said Il was only for the purpose OF making
her comfortable.
he was held for trial at the Court of Gan
eEal Sessions.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

Have You an almond bag with which to
give yourself = brisk little rub down. No.
then get one without delay; or. better still.
blanche your Jordan almonds. slip of the
skins and crush in a mortar. and cream with
the pureSt white soap. Drop this mixture
into = muslin cover, and when you are ready
for a dip give your almond bag a generous
bath Of rose water and lathe you pretty self
from top to toe. A quick rinse OF in water
which has been sprinkled with benzoin
liquid and an imDromptu massage here.
there and everywhere until you are as pink
as a peony will send you into your lounging
gown in an altogether blissfuI frame Of mind
The evening world., 1890-06-21
The Western Mode.


NJ NlHalT.
Teacher in Department Nos. Mis-
Breezy. suPpose you anted some butter Is
the table and nobody noticed your want e
Il. shat would you say7
bliss Breezy tot St Louis)-sayf /
Souldnf say Anything. Ia lust get up and
get what OleJmargaTins I wanted aud ira
- P4ek % my seat ! guess you're not ~
The evening world., 1890-06-21
ON THE FLAGSHIP.
An Evening World" Man Visits the
Baltimore on q BumbOat.
Phases Of Navy lacks Daily
Life In Harb0r.
Sights on the Fieetest First-C Class
Cruiser in the World.

An EVENING WORLD reporter took a
cruise in a bumboat in the North River
with two real Little Buttercups and a
cargo Of succulent pies, ten cases of bot
tied beer and a clothes basket filed to
OVERLOOKING with tobacco, cigars, pipes,
pins, needles, thread, buttons, soap,
The evening world., 1890-06-21
NOT SMALLPOX AT ALL.

TIL little scare which rippled through the
town over a supposed case of smallpox. re-
ported by DIR. Edward j. Gallagher, of IL
Abingdon square, Is wholly allayed by the
decision of DIR. Benedict, OF the Board OF
Health.
lie investigated the case last night and to-
day he reported TO DIR. Edison thatit was cot
a case OF smallpox, but Of yariOcels or
cllcken-pox.
The sufferer is James, the four-year-old
son of Joseph Jewbry. living in the tene-
ment house n the rear OF 252 West Eigh-
teenth street.
"Chicken-pox," said DIR. Edison, els
never fatal. We have not had . case OF
smallpox in New York since 1888. Such
stringent measures are taken now to isolate
all cases OF a contagious character. that It
would be almost impossible for ali epidemic
to gain any heAdway on us"
New Workers. need not be at all alarmed
about smallpox. There's none in the town.
The Esrlem EdIt: on of his SUNDAY
WoRLD contains IL IA OF interest 70
every HarlemIts. Buy a copy OF it
The evening world., 1890-06-21

Some day . millionaire will be carried
home dslicatsly boiled, with his bones
broken or aching and q hot wrath in his
soul that would melt the statue OF ROBERT
Burns in Central Park. Then there will
b one real good advertising agent for the
stsam-Heating Company. Sop
The evening world., 1890-06-21
Wants to SEND More.

To hs Editor
lnclosed you will find s9 to help the sick
babies. wish l could send more for your
good work. MARIE.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

The Sultan is getting alarmed. Some
Of his good subjects have actually been
unorisntal enough TO take an interest in
the Government, and have even mani
Tested 1t with = reckless disregard OF bow
strings. This advance in civilization
naturally disturbs the Sultanic mind. and
he Il "a mad a. = halter. and Just : little
bit frightened.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

feeling and at once began taking Hoods ssrsapa
uila again. IL Is the test blood purifier / nave
ever seem MEs. A "A. BAERETT. louisville,
Long Island, ~. T..
- feel in duty bound to acknowledge the
efheacy Of Hocd's ssrsapsrillA. For 10 years l
have suffered vito dyspepsis. and what Is called
water 6rash, and alter having tried various
remedies | concluded to try Hoods saIsapGrIla.
l nave been taking II for ave months six bottlesl
and the eject Is marvellous in MY Gaze. do no.
say am entirely cured, but TO all appearance
very nearly 50. My grateful ACKNOWLEDGMENT
Is due Tor this timely relief and l cheerfully rec
Omuend Hoods ss~rsaPanllG." J. n. JoHSsoE,
a. TeHthS trest. Toledo. Ohio.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

A young buck at the Pine Ridge Agency
who was about 70 die got up and killed a
white man a. a puri6catory rite before
going to the Great Spirit The days of
Indian warfare are not done yet.
The evening world., 1890-06-21
Quite True.


Enclosed please find $3.50. which mite,
we hope, will aid the babies Free Doctor
Fund No better benefit will ever be or
ever was derived from any sum than tIom
Tins small contribution, Y. AND T..
The evening world., 1890-06-21

The weather is SO cool that it is almost
uncomfortable TO sit by an open window.
1t IA 50 hard to keep track of our seasons
without the aid of an almanac.
The evening world., 1890-06-21
Death OF a Philadelphia Landlord.

SPECIAL TO TIE EVESISG woRLD!
PHILADELPHIA, Jun Ell. L. Kingsley.
proprietor Of the Continental Hotel and ths
Miksahicken Inn, died Gt the latter place AZ
z o'clock this morning, after . long illness.
The evening world., 1890-06-21
Music on the Malt

There viii b music oR the Nah. in Cen
trial Park. both this afternoon and to-mor-
row afternoon a 4 o'clock. By Cappas ssy-
cath Regimsnt BaRd.
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They Held a Fair.

Enclosed hnd 81. ~, the amount made at
a fair held by US last Saturday for the sick
LADIES. tuRNELIA MOZART.
NELLIE MOZART.
ARMASD GIRARD.
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THE SUBSCRIPTIONS.
Four Little Girls.

~ M Hdiofs
lnclosed please find 81. 2b. our subscrip-
ton TO the Sick Baby Fund from.
FoUR LITTLE Sisters
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Two Little Ones.


lpelosei please lind IS, contributed in the
name Of my two little ones. in aid Of your
noble work. EDDIE n MABEI-
The evening world., 1890-06-21

brass ganeway stanchions held the Carrie
firm, while the tide rushed and swished
along her stern. much TO the dampness
and discontinue of the two Little But
tercups.
The reporter disembarked, aud stood
In the Upper layer Of the tide on the plat
The evening world., 1890-06-21

Well. Mr.. BEATTIE. how does not
cleaning agree with you?
The evening world., 1890-06-21
ANOTHER NO FOR NEWTON.
The clothiers Decline to Join the
Citizens Campaign.

The Clothiers' Association has declined
the invitation Of Rev. DIR. Newton to partic-
pate in his new municipal reform scheme,
BY the passage ~ the following resolution:
RrsDipeds That n Is not within the PROV
inee OF TIE Clothlers' Association to pArtici-
pate in any movement OF = political nature. -
The evening world., 1890-06-21
HOWE & M M e.

have written q chapter of THE GREAT
EST COMPOSITE NOVEL.
The evening world., 1890-06-21
Hoods ~SarsapariHa

Sold BY All druggists. 81; dH for s6. Prepared
only By c l. HOOD co, Lowell. Mas.
AGO DOsKs ONR DOLLAR
The evening world., 1890-06-21

Few large hats are worn for driving. but
they are popular At the seaside and in the
country. Small, eloSe-ftting toques are
worn by both mAtronS and misses, and it
must be conceded that nothing is SO uni
~yersAlly becoming.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

-s 4sf:si;s FEE Ea9: s sssI .;s;:i sse'':'
The evening world., 1890-06-21

THE The Merits of BLACK
! n Black Jack On
FIGHT. o Discussed by WHITE.
Race Divisionists.
Tho Color Line Closely Drawn. See
THE SUNDAY WORLD.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

Necessity L the Mother OF Invention.
tIT0A Assk.l
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Profits Of a Fair.
BhsEdur

lnclOSed please find IS from four Brooklyn
children 20 help the Sick Babies Fund We
raised the money by a little fair held AZ los
Henry street. Brooklyn.
LILLIAN ANDERSON,
ETA NOLcKMAN,
lRACE DRAKE.
HAEoD ATHOOh
The evening world., 1890-06-21

T0aElst-WhAs In thuhdsT does that mean
Rskoss fsEnsr-9hsns car RsH cyclone
-
The evening world., 1890-06-21

It may interest the equestriennes Of New
York to know that the young Duchess de
BliGny wears a green habit in the saddle
trimmed with silver buttons and q jockey
cap pulled over her eyes.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

At n large dinner recently given in Wash
~ington. q space in the centre Of the table.
nearly forty feet long aud eight feet wide.
was sunk 80 that the 800 potted ferns with
which II was Allied rose but a short distance
above the table-cloth Innumerablo little
electric lamps were scattered under the fern
fronds; no other lights were used in the
room. and the effect is described as par.
ticularly charming.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

sold b. All Srusglsts. FL six for q PrsparoL
only bYo c. l. HOOD 4 CO.. Lowell. Mas.
400 DOSES ONE DOLLAR
The evening world., 1890-06-21

At one time or other in their lives most
men turn for solAce to the collection OF curl
Gus. beautiful. comical. pathetic or historic
wAlking-sticks. We are informed that the
Prince OF Wales possessesa most interesting
and varied collection OF walkinR-sticks from
all part Of the globs. One is made OF the
wood from one OF the piles of old London
Bridge. which was discovered in the course
Of some repairs to the present structure.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

The enamelled flower is the ~iavorite
brooch. For the nonce violets and daises
are out Of favor and preference 10 shown
orchids. blueys, eidelweiss. cornflower and
snowdrop. Clusters and sprays such rs
f~orget-me-not, sweet pea and lily Of the
valley are not successful designs for enamel
work.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

Mrs. Amelia Bloomer says that she not
only did not invent the so-cAlled Boomer
costume. but that she was not the first per-
son to wear IL. Both OF these honors belong
to Elizabeth Smith Miller. daughter OF Ger
nit Smith. Mrs. Bloomer took it up after
Mrs. Miller. and got all the fame. and much
OF the ridicule attached to il. She wore it
for six years in public and private, and
found it a very comfortable costume. She
is now four-score years and ten, and for the
past thirty years she has worn what she calls
the draggle skirt" OF conventionAlity.
The evening world., 1890-06-21

Auef4
The evening world., 1890-06-21

Farewell to freckles on faces and arms. IL
the experience OF a South American lady is
verified. She writes: Some time ago, in the
hbsence Of water. OF which there was .
dearth at the time, she washed her face with
some OF the juice Of q watermelon. The re-
suit was so soothing that she repeatedly
washed her face In this manner and her
astonishment was great, q few DAYS later, on
seeing that there was not 4 freckle left on
her previously befrsckled face. Just at
present the aqueous fruit retails at 81 each.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27

The de- lake IN the world is Lake
Baikal, Ga Siberia lis area II over
1900 square mile, makes it about equal
to Lake Erie in superficial extent; its
enornou. dapth Of between 1000 and
A,50O feet makes lis volume Of water
almost equal 70 that Of Lake Superior.
Although Is. surface is 1850 feet above
soa level, is bottom averages over
5000 feet below the same level.
America has a lake which, although
is w,tpr- are not as deep as those of
the Siberian wonder, also bears a unique
distinction Ii is located ia the Yose-
mite valley, and is called Mirror lake.
On account Of the hcight and sheer de.
scent az the surrounding mountains
the sun does not rise upon it until II 80
o'clock in hemorningan sets seventy
three minutes latcr.-St. Louis Rcpub-
lie
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27
a Hard. Hard World.

The most pitiful sentence | have read
in a newspaper in a long time was that
brief line in one of the New York dali
lies the other morning in connection
with an author of good parts whom
bad luck had driven to suicide, "lIe
had no friends The reporter who
wrote the article was merely filling in
the ~perfunctory details If a police &C.
ord, and had already given the name.
nativity, scS, age, occupation and
dwelling pi@ce of the unfortunate.
Usually these descriptions end with
the statement that "a brother took
charge g. tlr r,uai -" or ''thccorluer
delivered tac body 10 the friends II the
deceased" ar Tho lodge OF which the
dcceas"l w1- "a .ellbcr will conduct
the fun, ..I" 4t this man, borne
down 90 - ni md death in the
midst oI.TH4 rciyy where he had
lived e, l.'H i for twenty years,
'had no 60 ~" All, this world.
which o. '.s mall when we measure
its girJh with q telegraph cable, low
infinitely le it seems sometimes
when Vs. trE SO span the distance ON
it, surface Z .EnCn maj and mani
Kate He'd Washington.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27

What would some Nineteenth cent.
ury Young ladies do without mammal
Two elderly Indies and one younger one
were on q cable car at the junction
YESTERDAY Said one Of tie elderly la.
dies 70 the younger one
"Wiil you walk up to the store with
mey'
But I've been walking this morn,
ing, languidly replied the girl. Then
turning TO the other lady, she asked,
mamma. am ! too tired TO walk to the
store with auntyF'
Her mother said she a .-Kansas
CITY Star.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27
The Cost Of Operating a Mule.

Col. Joseph A. Walker after an alb
sence Of two months spent in the east
and west has returned to the city.
While absent Col. Walker made a thor
ough investigation Of the use of cleo.
tricity for propelling street railway
cars. 1T is ~contended," he said, that
it can be operated at a cost of ten cents
per mile, but | contend that il costs
twelve cents, whereas we operate the
mule at n cost Of a fraction over five
cents per mile. New Orleans Times
Democrat.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27
No Time 10 Inderstand.

"How is ii. my dear" inquired a
school mistress Of a little girl, that
you do not understand this simple
thingf'
II do not know, indeed" she an
swered, with a perplexed look but
sometimes think / have SO many things
TO learn that ] have no time 10 under
stand. salem Mass. Gazette.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27
CONSULTATION FREE.

Oar Agency for DR.. Liehig'- IEYig ~
tUr al hnun :. ) T.. Broadway, Butte
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27
Keeping Up Appearances.

Husband Suddenly waking up at
dead of night)-What in the world was
that noisel
Wife tcalmly)-It's all right, dear.
The guests Of the Astor ball are just
coming home, and ] slipped down and
gave our front door a slam, so the
neighbors would think we were there.
New York Weekly.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27
What Allied Him.

Sambo-what did de doctab say
allied yer mostly, Bil'
Billie lowed dat ] had q con-
faGraiion Oh diseases. Fust, de saliva
ton CLANS don't insist my indigestion
dat makes a torpedo liver, cose I'm
liable 70 20 of any minute.-Texas
ejiftings.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27
Medical and Surgical
institute,
Kansas City. Ne, San Frapci ACC, CAL,
and Butte CITY. Mont.

Or llebig * Car nv regular graduate IN med.
lClDe sup suIr'rg Uut Elptiai lraGlHtlpnyn aye
'hu'fsal ~ lay l'a''s U' a!ssuU3, is'.ipTrla AMI
iu-TASA, TO trc' al CAfDII,, nervous bUa phi
'a., tI-gasoe, lwa.IEgr c"uso, ny impTDlcucr, cy-
ee.I pf cont a.ulJ .,uiuaI wyuEnpss iui-h tUs.e
scNgrl o li.if!, DO %. tvNun IgVrl uyITgIs lp-
hIlI l'B.EI' ITr' ioIftluN'ra ys ID Iua lilo o..
lr!UHi.is, 6uEaIlua elect end strIrIUu)g res,
tpUarg r5slt guaranteed Wit lie I,uIerL lr.
luar-t1 low, tngsaHtt II Cg7cs ,YT,n A'
medicines are spol.gii. piCIns.llH" each .U'rrElr
unl Casr, a. augfUiHff. Nc MUIR, Us " poison.
0us c0rur POUNDS u'.A,
Soiua,l st lro business Pa'.outs AZ a at,.
lance irul'r4 hy hitter and uXUps.. Np0iu,Ec
sca' cysIywh here, lri, from gszc o. lIoNkiEr.
In dis,ases Of the t.Ood, brlir, bc7-t aui nrlv-
OTIS sSstcIu. Gs well w liver. kidney aul Gravel
CON lints, rhcuniatIsm, paralysis, and all other
Ch'Onic diseases
Write Tor illustrated papers on n~g,ormitie,,
Club Feet, Curvature ut the spine, lits, IUmOrs,
Cancer. Istgrrh, HroUCLi,is Inhalation, Elr,tu.
city, Aaenetism, Paralysis, Epilepsy, Kidney,
Bidder Eye, Ear, skin aud Blood, and all surgi.
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Diseases Of Women Speciality. separate par.
lOTs iOT lay patients.
The only Reliable NcGicli aud Surgical I 81
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Al. Hood diseases successfully tfeai,d. - d..
lis Poison removed from The system without uet.
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Vital Power Persons uuablc 10 yisii rs may he
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Thousands Catuot Dc cured OF triyate. s~ytc.al Snl
Nervous Disease, Seminal Weakness, SIeima.
touhUa, lmpoiency, SyPEillis, GonboFrheG,Gi eject
NariCOcelC, elo,, 80.
Or. lielig \ Go. ar the oaly qualified or re-
: onsible specialists iefi Ia Montana, since tie
LtW medical law
ofhCe hours from = TO o and TO 9p. an; or .
appointment tn obscure and Urgtut cases.
CONSULTATION FREE.
49, 4 frf,.t. t.r Tr I '.frF,'l I.H1f, q.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27
NY LADY OF THE GOLDEN HEART.

ny lady Of the golden heart, she comes each day
Dow by the lodge gate that Keep, she comes
demurely.
And her two hounds sedate do follow and obey
Her slirhtcs, wish. and they do love my lady
surely
She comes each dsy, my lady OF the golden heart,
Sometime from riding or sometime she comes
a-walking;
The birds along the hedge, they do not even start
When she comes 10y, sunetime 10 her big hounds
a~-talking
"Good morrow, =" says my lady, she who's heart is
gold,
And gold out OF her heart makes light the gate.
way;
The sunshine II her face in winter time does hold
Green meadows AMI sweet flowers and makes a
umlner stra!ghtway
My lady. she who's heart is gold. my lady goes
Each day into the village bread and good wine
bearing
To those that sick be, and my gentle lady knows
All OF the village folk, aud Tor them she be
caring
Now, as she comes each day gold is my lady's
heart,
Or goes upon some errand Heaven has sent her,
The gates Of my poor heart, they do fy far
apart;
But there my lady fair and sweet she viii not
enter.
Meredith Nicholson in Washington Post
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1890-11-27

A man who has fully investigated
the matter says that there are only
forty primal jokes In the world, and
that ti,ese have existed from the dsys
a Adam.