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PROPOSALS INVITED
FOR FURNISHING
STATIONERY And BLANK BOOKS.

OFFICE OF THE STATE BOARD OF EN-
~ aminers, Sacramento, October II, 1890
Sealed proposals will be received at this office
until II o'clock NJ, on MONDAY, November II,
1890, to furnish Stationery and Blank Books in
accordance with schedules which will be furn-
ished upon application by the Secretary of the
State Board of Examiners.
Samples of each article bid on must accom-
pany eacn proposal, except where so stated in
the schedule Where samples cannot De sent
minute description of the article, or the stand.
ard, or copyrighted name must be used
When standard or copyrighted name is used
to describe an article in this schedule the genu.
inc article is meant, and bids on no other will
be received.
The proposals must be for the delivery of the
Stationery and Blank Books bid on at the office
of the Secretary State, in such quantities more
or less than the schedule names and at such
times between the LIST day of December, 1880,
and the LIST day of December, 1892 as the Secre-
tary of State may direct.
Each bid must be accompanied by certified
check on some bank of good standing, drawn
to the order of the Secretary of the State Board
of Examiners, for q sum equal to 20 per cent. OF
the amount of the bid, which check will be
forfeited to the State if the bid which such check
accompanies shall be accepted and the party
making such bid shall fail or refuse to enter into
a contract and execute satisfactory bond for
the faithful performance of the contract
awarded to him.
The Board of Examiners reserve the right to
reject all bids if deemed too high
All bids must be directed to the undersigned,
Endorsed Proposals for Stationery and Blank
Books S. P. MASLIN,
Secretary of the State Board of Examiners.
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COUNTY TICKET.

@NOTICE-"The polls must be opened at
sunrise of the morning of the day of election
and must be kept open until 5 O'Clock on the
afternoon OF the same day, when the polls shall
be closed" Section 1862 Political Code, Stat
utes of 1882 page 209)
BY order OF Democratic County Central Com.
uittee, W. S. LEAkE Chairman.
]. c. BAINBEID6E, Secretary. o24-td(Su)
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Excellent
health. Mrs. c. E. Clark, Tewksbury,
Massachusetts.

health. Mrs. c. E. Clark, Tewksbury,
Massachusetts.
81 regard Ayers Pills as one of the
most reliable general remedies of our
times. They have been in use ia my
family for affections requiring purga-
tive, and have given unvarying satisfac-
ton. We have found them an excellent
remedy for colds and light fevers. -
W. r. Woodson, Fort Worth, Texas.
For several years have relied more
upon Ayers Pills than upon anything
else in the medicine chest, to regulate
my bowels and those of the ships crew.
These Pills are not severe in their ac-
ton. but do their work thoroughly. l
have used them with good effect for
the cure of rheumatism, kidney trou-
bles, and dyspepsia" Capt. Mueller,
Steamship Felicia, New York City.
az have found Ayers Cathartic Pills
to be a better family medicine for COM
mon use than any other pills within my
knowledge. They are not only very
effective, but safe and pleasant to take
qualities which must make them
valued by the public. Jules Hauels
Perfumer, Philadelphia, Pa.
Ayers Pills,
PREPARED BY
DR.. J. C. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Dealers in Medicines.
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ArrERxooN SESSION.

Berlin, with its 100000 inhabitants,
has 1898 physicians, 107 dentists and 120
licensed apothecsries,
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Suicide of an Aged Lady.

SAN JUAN, November 4th.-Mrs. Terese Durin,
aged 6S years, committed suicide yesterday
morning by shooting herself through the heart
with a shotgun. She had recently returned
from the French Hospital at San Francisco, and
had displayed signs Of insanity of late.
Serious Fire.
SALT LAKE. November 3d.-The buildings at
the mouth OF the Ontario Eastern drain tunnel
were burned this morning Loss, 100000. The
work on the tunnel Will be delayed couple of
months
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ST. DAViD'S,

ST. DAViDS,
715 Howard ST., near Third, San Francisco.
A FIRST-CLASS Logging HOTEL. CON-
II tanning 200 rooms; water and gas in each
room /; no better beds in the world 10 guest
allowed to use the linen once used By another ;
a large reading room hot and cold water baths
free. Price OF rooms-Per night, SO and 70 cents;
per week, from 81 upwards. Open all night.
r. HUGH kcS, Proprietor.
eaAt Market-street Ferry take Omnibus Line
of street carS for Third and Howard. TTStf
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ELECTION NOTICE.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT IN
IN pursuance of an order of the Board of su-
peryisors of Sacramento county this day made,
an order of election of Trustees of Swamp Land
Reclamation District No. 8, on Grand Island. in
said county, will be held at the residence of A
T. J, REYNOLDS, in said district, on the 18th
day of NOVEMBER, 1890, between the hours OF
10 O'clock A. NJ and O'Clock P. NJ. THOMAS
H. WILLIAMS JR-. is appointed Inspector and
ISAAC G. HALL and HART +. SMITH are ap-
pointed Judges of said election.
October T. 1890
fsEALl W. B. HAMILTON,
os-td Clerk Of the Board of Supervisors.
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SUNDAY excepted. sunday only. SMonday
excepted. A.-For morning P.-For after
a. n. TOWNE, General Manager.
7. q. GOODMAN, General Passenger snd Tiekei
Agent. tf&Su
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UNDERWRITERS.
REEVES & LONG,

No. 6G9 Street,
KEEP ON HAND EVERYTHING IN THE
N Undertaking line. Also agents for the
Indestructible Burial Caskets (made of cement).
Orders from city or country attended to at all
hours NO ICE USED. Embalming a specially
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CALIFORNIA AND COAST.
The Grand Hotel in San Francisco
Destroyed by Fire.
SUICIDE OF AN AGED LADY.
Another Outbreak Among the
Highbinders at the Bay
Coast Politics.
COSTLY BLAZE.

ESPECIAL DISPATCHES TO THE REooaD-UN1oS.l
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1890-11-04

By order OF the Republican County Central
Committee, WINFIELD J. DAVIS, Chairman.
P K. BECKLEY, Secretary. olStd(Su)
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01

The ordinary New York candy factory
will employ about 100 to 1bO hands,
who are largely adults and make very
good wages. In the summer fifty barrels
of sugar per day will be made tip into
sweets, and in few months more, when
preparing for the holiday trade; and
when the rush is at its highest, 200 bar
rels daily will not be considered very
high figure. The great bulk of the sugar
used in candy-making is of special
grade of granulated refined especially for
the purpose. A little corn syrup or glu-
cose is employed in the manufacture of
SOME kinds Of candy, but outside Of that
the favors, nuts Or seeds, gtims, th0co.
late, etc., are the only materials found
necessary.
Starch is prominent aid in manufac-
turing sweets, and the ordinary factory
will need about 100, 600 pounds Of it foi
daily use. This may seem strange to
candy eaters, but it is easily explained
In the factory everything is laid out in
starch. The moulds for gum drops, jelly
beans and all such articles are all made
in starch, and these moulds are among
the most essential needs of the candy
inaker.-Ne,o York Neaos.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
THE RESCUE OF EMrN pAsHA.

Owing to delay in the mails on the
Umgagi and Mbawa Northern Railroad,
the following from Lits's African cor
respondent has just come to hand. 1t is,
however, the first authentic report of the
meeting of Emin and Stanley:
Mr.. Stanley approached Emin's head
quarters about o'clock in the afternoon,
softly whistling "Little Annie Rooney"
He raped at the door of Emin's tent,
and Emin himself answered the sum-
mons.
"How do you do, Emin2" said STAN
ley.
81 beg your PARDON" said Emin.
"You have the advantage of me-"
~ am Henry M. Stanley"
81 don't care. don't want any sub
scription books, and I read The Dark
Continent long time ago."
"But have come to rescue you"
81 don't want to be rescued"
swell, you've got to be rescued. Put
on your coat and come along. Life.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
A Floating Bazaar.

A German steamer, which is intended
to make a round of the ports of the
world, carrying floating bazaar as cargo,
is now being loaded at Hamburg. Stalls
are to be erected on the decks and Ger
man goods will be displayed to all ad-
vantage. There will be curiosities, side
shows and refreshments peculiar to the
German nation, while music of the
Fatherland's composers will be given by
faultless Teuton bands.
A small army of commercial travellers
will invite all possible customers at every
point of call. There was an idea of hav-
ing young ladies to preside over some of
the stalls, but it did not entirely COM
mend itself to favor, some of the older
heads thinking the damsels might part
with their own sensitive hearts as well
as with their goods and quit the ship al
together. Each voyage is to last two
years and the first stoppage will PROB
ably be New York. The great ship and
her cargo have cost 81, ,250, 900.
Francisco Chronicle
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
Working on a Canal Begun by Nero

One of the interesting canal enter.
prises now on foot is that which is to
connect the Corinthian and Saronic CULTS
of Greece. This canal across the 18TH
mus of Corinth, which is to render
unnecessary the voyage around the
Peloponnesus, will be four miles long
about the length of the Hoosac Tunnel
but it will beat even that famous work
in the lapse of time between its inception
and completion. 1t was suggested by
Periander, one of the seven wise men of
Greece, nearly six hundred years before
Christ, again by Demetrius Peliocretes in
300 B. c., and once more by Julius
Cesar in SO B. G. 1t was actually begun by
Nero, who employed, among other labor
ers, 5000 Hebrews whom Vespasian had
taken prisoners, and it is to be finished
by General Tuerr, Polish engineer, who
was in the Italian service with Garibaldi,
and who hopes to have it ready for use
by 1892. He has carried on the work
from the point at which Nero left off,
following the latter's lines and making
use of double row of thirty-two pits,
some of them 130 feet deep, which had
remained unchanged for 1900 years, ex-
cept that they had become filled with
debris. The excavation now reaches
from sea to sea, and is in some places 225
feet deep. The canal is to be over
seventy-five feet wide at the top and $50
feet in depth at the point where the
isthmus is highest. York Star.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
The Bad Lands.

The Bad Lands are an immense barren
desert in the Dakotas, Wyoming and
Northwestern Nebraska, west, south and
southeast of the Black Hills. They ex-
tend from the North Fork of the Platte
to the South Fork of the Cheyenne
River, lying mostly between 103 and los
degrees of longitude. The estimated
area is 60, 900 square miles. The land
in question is composed at the surface OF
white and yellowish indurated clays,
sands, marls and occasionally a thin bed
of sandstone and lime. The soil
abounds in the most marvellous fossil
formations on the globe.-Star-Sayings.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE.
STORIES THAT ARE TOLD By THE
FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS.

On the Fence-A Paraphrased Or
der--A Crucial Test-Grinding
Criticism, Etc, Etc.
Two women leaned over the backyard fence
tThe same old fence as the sun went
down,
While each told the other in confidence
The scandals she'd gathered around the
town.
For women must gossip, or they can't sleep;
Their idea is that secrets weren't made to
keep;
So they lean on the fence in the cleaning.
Two women sat out on the front-door stoop,
In che evening glow, as the sun went
They told how their children had skipped the
Group
And they sneered at the minister's wife's
new gown.
For women delight in friendly chat,
Without it their lives would be stale and
fat;
So they sit on the stoop in the cleaning.
Two husbands came home from the baseball
game
From the office, they said), as the sun
went down,
Both ready and eager to hear the same
Sweet scandals their wives had hunted
down.
For men, though they work, love gossip
too
And that's why their wives seek something
As they meet and talk in the cleaning.
-SomerUitLe Journal
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
SELECT sIrT1NGs.


Cincinnati, Ohio, consumes 5000 frocs
! daily.
Movable types were made in the tenth
century.
The Prince Of Wales often dozos on
horseback.
Block printing was invented BY thu
Chinese about 593.
A New York dentist recently pulled
eight of his own teeth.
The Atlantic cable authorities count a
word exceeding ten letters as two words.
Scarlet fever has been spread through
q library book, used by d hospital nurse.
A London photographer has paid Ex.
plorer Stanley $4,000 to sit for his photo
graph.
In India, road-dust and linseed oil are
used to paint woodwork exposed to the
weather.
1t has been proved by algebra that two
and two make five, but it is mathemat-
ical fallacy.
An aged lady died suddenly in hotel
in Alabama, and in her hustle $2010 was
found concealed.
/ Philip Hensen, of Mississippi, is six
feet six inches high, but his beard
reaches to the ground.
A New York hotel clerk AYERS that for
nearly thirty years every third summer
has been intensely hot.
The manufacture of soap is taid to have
begun in London in 1924. It was made
| in Bristol before that time.
The Theatre of Bacchus, at Athens,
Greece, built by Philos in 42O B. O., is
said to have been the first erected.
The Korean alphabet is phonetic, and
so simple that any one can learn to read
in day. Nearly all the women of Korea
can read
The Khedive Of Egypt has but one
wife, while Ismail, his father, has as
many as three hundred at time in his
different palaces.
The petroleum industry of western
Galacia, Austria, is older by ten years
than in Pennsylvania and the oil-produc-
ing region of far greater extent.
The word "Thane" was Saxon title
of nobility, which was abolished in Eng
land at the time of the conquest upon
the introduction of the feudal system.
A bundle of spider webs, not larger
than buckshot, and weighing less than
dram, would, if Strengthened out and
untangled, reach distance of $50 miles.
A monster crab was landed ia a net
at San Diego, CAL, the other day that
measured sixteen inches across the body,
while the spread of the nippers was thir-
ty-six inches.
A Frenchman who received the basti-
nado in Japan and the kout in Russia
says it is about an even thing which
hurts the most, but in both cases he was
laid up two months.
The historian tablet which the Chinese
Government has taken measures to pre-
serve has been known for more than $50
years, and according to its own inscrip-
ticn was erected 1000 years ago.
In Russia, when coffins are covered
with cloth, the color Of the covering is,
to certain extent, distinctive, pink be-
ing used when the deceased is child or
a young person, crimson for women, and
brown for widows; but black is in no
case employed.
A large quantity of clay is used iu
paper making to give it body and a
smooth surface, but not to cause the
fibres to interlace and hold together.
This they do naturally and very firmly
as the paper is pressed between the
heavy heated rolls.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
NO FLIES ON HER.

"Herbert," she said, with melting
mellifuousness in her voice that sounded
like the ripple of an orange ice as it
thaws, "Herbert!"
"What is it9" asked Herbert And
the cold firmness of his tones showed
that he meant every word of it.
''Would you love me just as well if
you knew that am near-sighted?"
"Why, why" he stammered, "of
course | would; but are you2"
'Yes, l am afraid so. Just as test
I can't read word of that sign across
the street; can you2"
eyes" said Herbert, resignedly, 81
can. 1t says ice cream. y Washington
Post
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
A Floating Church.

Parisians have been rather surprised
to see floating church on the Seine,
between the Pont de la Concord and the
Pont de Solferino. The nautico-ecclesi-
astical construction is owned by Brit
ish evangelizing society, and is no doubt
intended as temporary place of land
ing for the barges and general riverside
people, some Of whom are badly In want
of ,nversion.-NaNa and Express.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
WOULDN'T DO AT ALL.

'NIrs. Rambo," said the pastor, as he
shook her by the hand after the services
were over while the congregation was
slowly filing out, 81 have long thought
of calling on Mr.. Rambo and having a
serious talk with him. Would it be ad-
visable, think you, for me to come-let
us say-to-morrow afternoonl"
81 am afraid you could hardly make
any impression on Absalom if you should
come at that time," replied Mrs. Rambo,
timidly. "He's going to hang the screen
doors tomorrow afternoon. - Chicago
Tribune.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
COULDN'T BE DISMISSED.

''Mr. Hankinson, you will excuse me
if receive you in the dining room this
evening""
"Don't mention it, Miss Kajones. 1t
is much more cozy and home-like."
''It is not on that account, Mr.. Hank
inson, but Bridget has gone into the par
lor to take a nap on the lounge, and
given orders that she must not be dis
turbed."
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
MEDICAL. ITEM.

Allow are you coming ons Have
you many patientsa"
B.-ssNo, indeed, feel very much
discouraged"
"What do you suppose is the matter9"
''I've an idea it is because health
epidemic has broken out in our midst. I"
--7eeas Sytings.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01

hoteD-s.You registered from Boston.
Why don't you register from Chicago7"
Second Chicago Man ian old traveler)
-"Because I've got tired of having these
New York hotel clerks tell me not to
blow out the gas."--LiH.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
AN URGENT CASE.

Tramp-"Please, mum, can't you help
a poor man with large family, mum.
Me wife an children arc starvin', mum. "
Benevolent Lady-"Good gracious
I'll go see them at once"
Tramp-'If y'd please give me ten
cents, mum, I'd"
Benevolent Lady-"Take me to them
quickly. There is not minute to lose.
My! My! Where are they9"
Tramp-"Please, mum, it's too far to
walk. They're-they're in the old coun-
try, mum. "-NeD York. Weekly.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION.

Tnterpreter-"Chief Wangbo wants no
more beads and brass wire; he says you
cannot cross his country unless you agree
to pay his price"
African Explorer-ttWhat does he
want2"
nterpreter-"Two-t thirds of the royal
ties on your next book. ."-Puck.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
EXCITEMENT IN NEWSPAPER OFFICE.

James, what is that moving
in the waste basket--a fnouseW
James examining basket)--"No, sir,
it's one of them throbbing, passion
ate poems, sir"
Editor-"Pour some water on it and
throw it in the ash barrel; the place isn't
insured. ."-Argosy.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
A REASONABLE EXPLANATION.

Brushley-"It's awfully annoying,
Mary! Just as am getting in the last
touches on the canvas the blamed cat has
to have fit."
Mrs. Brushley-"Perhaps she caught a
glimpse of the picture dear" ."--Judge.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01

SARATOGA COUNTY, N. Y.j
D7. Tobias, Ner fort:
have used your Venetian Liniments for
number of years, and consider them. without
exceptions the best and most reliable before
the people
internally it is Invaluable, its application
harmless and the effect produced truly won
derful.
They are indispensable in the household or
the stable.
Very truly yours,
CHAUNCEY KILMER,
OF the firm of &. kilmer & Co.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01

Queen Victoria's favorite cook is 4
Mussulman rejoicing in the style and
title of Sheik Abdulla Mustapha. He re-
Gently went to India for his health, and
the Queen was delighted at his return.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
TWO VIEWS OF CONFINEMENT.

Man Ito brother man)-"What's the
use of frettinga Let's be jolly; we have
only one life to live."
Cat Ito brother caD-'sWhat's the use
of fretting2 Let's be jolly; we have nine
lives to live. Boston Courier.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01

RUSH NO. Q.

Stranger Gn Western city)-"Hello! |!
Must be big boom here. l see all the
people are rushing to real estate offices.
Trying to buy lots, supposed"
Resident-"No, sir. The boom is
just over and they are trying to sell 'em. !"
--New York Weekly.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
PREPARED FOR ACCIDENTS.

Kenealy-'What have you got that
umbrella for, Mulcahyl 1t amt
rainin'."
Mulcahy-"Ohl oi brought that in
case that boat blew up. Then all Old
have to do, is to come down in my lit
tie parachute. ."-Argosy.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
NOT A SUCCESS,

First Tramp-'I suppose you struck a
tender cord when you told your pitiful
story to the lady,"
Second Tramp-'Not bit of it. 1t
was the toughest wood ever tried to
saw. ."-Detroit Free Press.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
PROGRESS.

"There's nothing like Western town
for progress" remarked Trotter.
eyes" said Talbot. 81 saw an in
stance of it while in Colorado. A man
was given ten hours to leave the town
and he took just five minutes. ."-Judge.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
A TECHNICAL TRUTH.

a TECHNICAIi TRUTH.
Blobson-"Johnny, how many times
have you played hooky since the base
ball season beganG"
Johnny-"Not once, pa"
Blobson-That's good. "Herc's cent, +"
Johnny-"Thanks (aside.) 'Taint lie
neither. Pvc played hockey good deal
more than once l"~-- Lascrence american,
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
BY THE SOUNDING SHORE.

Msud--s'The beach is all Uttered with
seaweed tonight.
Jack-"That is strange, isn't it2 The
ocean has such reputation for being
tidy, "--Chattcr.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
USED TO IT.

Mistress-"Bridget, 1 wouldn't hang
the clothes on that electric wire. You
may get shocked"
Bridget-"Sure, mum, I've seem 'em
all before. "-Munsey.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
GRINDING CRITICISM.

Morgan-'I never could understand
that engagement. It's too bad"
Miss Brune-"They say he's regular
rough diamond"
Morgan-'He ought not to be. Every
body | know has cut him. "-Judgs.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
A CRUCIAL TEST.

"When did you first notice this loss of
memory of which you speaka"
'About week after l had loaned him
five dollars. ."-Puck.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
REAssURING.

Wife Grom adjoining room-sus-
piciously)-"John, what makes the baby
80 quiet2"
John-"He's playing with the fly
paper, my dear-dont worry. 1t keeps
him quiet and amuses me. ."-Munsey's.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
ITS SAFETY SECURED.

"This is the only house that stood,
while the tornado blew down all around
it."
"That was strange"
"Not at all. There is q mortgage on
this heavy enough to hold it down.
Munsey's.
Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1890-08-01
A PARAPHRAsEp ORDER.

Toothless Guest-''If you've got some
extremely tender steak, you may bring
me some."
Hardened Waiter-"Slab'f yearling fer
GUNNER !'-JudGe.