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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-02-13

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bus 9r0Bte MiuB Don 6reibeit geIpdbrt,
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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-02-13
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Der Sise Ses geiedtS paiiireu fam.
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mar, iu6t Der pom @eridt beitsllte rGus
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Der Seamtc ielbit feline eisenen Sa9sH
fir ein puu- 6runten psrfauft bate.
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Ter Rieie foIpert iibsr ben 3werg.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-02-13

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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1890-02-13
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miiBte ii9 bod Der Qo5noicner natb oer
Ritoluitir9enubr ri6ten, wsI9e man
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gen bGrsn fam. Sie 9tatbbausubr
sebt immer minceiten fInf Ntuuten Su
friib.
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1T ni6t wabr!
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On Did nur 9Iei9 10 treifern?
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Da babe i'd mid oIio seirS$. Sd sldubte
uber bisber INNER, be gtitolaitir9eus
abr 9in0e craft uno babe mid baber au3
ItetS nod berieIben gerthtet.
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@snubr ssbt INNER minbeiters ;sbu,
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10
An Absent.Minded Farmer.

A Scotch farmer who was little
abseut.minded was one day going into
Perth with a load of hay He led the
horse ont Of the stable, but instead Of
backing it into the trans Of the wagon
lac ahseat-mindedly led the animal
along the road and never as much as
looked behind him till he walked into
the yard leading the horse, where the
hay was to be delivered. "Whaur will
/ back into?" he cried to a stablemau
standing by. Back in what ~ asked
the man. The hay, you stupid idio, ="
"Wh,t hay? Ye'ye nae hay, We daft
gowk" Turning round, to his con-
sterua'ion the farmer for the first time
apprehcndcd the fact that he had left
the wagon a. home aud brought the
horse alone. ln his hurry to repair
the error he started off at a tfot aud
was half way back 20 his own farm
before BE- realized the fact that ho had
lef' Che horse behind Scottish liner.
ifgt
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

hummer gets paid for his services dur
ing election times in actual cash The
editor gets paid for his services in
thanks.
But life Of poverty would not be
so bad if the editors feelings were not
being continually plowed up by unfeel-
ing persons, when, for instance, the
Office boy announces that a gentleman
outside has bill he wishes raid 1t
is painful at times to decline manu-
script, but in such cases it should be
done.
1t is very trying to an editors feel
ings when supposed friend says: Il
saw au excellent thing in your paper
the other day." and when the editor
imagine it was one of his editorials, he
adds with cruel, cynical smile; 1T
was recipe for making lobster salad.
But about the meanest thing to do to
an editor is to ask him where he is
going to spend the summer
Very frequently journalists are nm
kind to each other. Not long since tile
following appeared in a country paper
We DO not desire to be personal, but
if the lean. lank, liver-colored lump Of
lunkheada;iyeness- refer 10 the
thimbleful Of alleged brains that
edits(y our esteemed contemporary.
etc
How painful it must be to the ed
itor's wife, when asked by the rag man
if She has any rags for sale, to be
obliged 10 reply: "No; my husband is
down a the Office, and he has all his
clothes on him.
Thea the editor has ofttimes trouble
in the manipulation Of the mechanical
department Of his paper, when, for in.
stance the chuckle-headed new press
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

Mr. Jaeger Of Rochester New York
was frequently puzzled by the alb
sence Of his dog The animal was fire..
qucntly absent half a day at n time,
and recently was missing for two days.
His owner advertised for him, and on
the following day he was returned by a
man who had discovered his peculiar
mauia II was for riding on street
ears. He will get aboard OF any car he
sees aud ride until hr is pat oil Mr.
Jaeger proposes 10 get season ticket
and attach it To- the dogs collar. that
he may indulge bis street ear propcusi
ties iu a proper and legal VuF
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

man greases the forms to make the
roller run slick, thus causing the paper
to look as if it had been chucked to-
gethor with a shovel.
And rs foy having leisure hours, that
is something about which the editor has
no IDEAS whatever. If he has any he
spends them in catching up with his
work
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

no doubt of the wisdom of the selec.
ton, her qualifications for the position
being conceded by all who know her.
She is the wife of hIr c. ID. Haines,
senior member of the well-known
Haine9 Brothers, brokers and owners
of the street and short-line railroads in
several States. They own a number
of railroads, steam and street, in the
Lone Star State. the Medina Valley
being one Mrs Haines. the fair
President of this line, is said to be a
most efficient officer as well as a most
beautiful woman.
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

people have as many TRIALS and tribu-
lations as the average editor. There
are so many drawbacks in the editorial
carer that we have only time to touch
lightly on few.
AS general thing the editor, like
the preacher, is very poorly paid, says
Teras SUtingS. If he is on politi-
cal Paper and his candidate and party
are successful the editor is forgotten
in the hour of rioting The political
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

Mrs. Haines is the first woman even
chosen to the Presidency Of a steam
railroad, but in her case there can be
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10
HE TRIBULATIONS OF EDITORS.
'ew People Have n Many Trisis-Like
Preachers, They are Poorly Paid.

4 y there b @
amy greater
mistake than to
suppose jour
snalism is d e
avoid of trials
"a n d tribula
tions? A great
m any people
'imagine t Ii a t
the life of an
editor is a very
pleasant o n e.
This is a grave
mistake. Few
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10
HOW HORN COMBS ARE MADE.
BY EMMA WHO.

OMBS are made from
horns gathered in Aus
tralia and South Ameri-
ca, and from buffalo
horn brought from yari-
Gus quarters. Z a C h
market supplies a horn
of a distinct character,
and the characteristic
is closely maintained in
the production of the
combs. The processes
adopted in manipulate
ing the horn are, how
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1890-05-10

Il DON'T think Jones has boom iudulg
ING toe much said ms kindly believing
pouar -but still I thought be rather
,dd 90 alm that ho shuHlt wrench tho
sHnea. a4 ihe u0uf do1l nd bring Be
In famaa. at H ML .lruf that
Ard gathered aln.hel nose nfme 0ai
q faN .ll.N I0HI llU .mpI. n
uaa IHHN mWfs .l sentimental a
owes Nr e#
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-12-09
c ounty Official Paper
THE CONSTITUTIONAL CON-
VEN TON.

Is it certain that the vote for a
Constitutional Convention is sufficient
to secure its adoption? The present
Constitution requires that a majority
OF the electors voting at the election
shall vote in favor Of calling the Con.
vention, and that in determining
what is majority OF the electors vot-
ing at such election, reference shall
be had to the highest number Of
votes cast at such election for the
candidates for any office or on any
question.
For State Treasurer 1891 votes
were cast, according to the Reno
Journal, and this would require 6,651
votes for the Convention in order to
secure the adoption Of the measure;
but according 10 the same authority
there were but 1886 votes cast in it's
favor, and unless the official canvass
shall disclose q greater number of
votes favorable to the measure than
is reported by the Journal, no Consti-
tutional Convention can be held.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-12-09
A New Dining Car.

One Of the three Pullman dining
cars for the Southern Pacific system
which are to be put on the road be-
tween Ogden and Truckee on Deem
Der 9, arrived here yesterday after
noon. 1t is beauty, and is as sub
6tantial and convenient as it is hand
some. w. J. Winsett, the conductor
in charge of the car, showed Stand
ard reporter through the "Golden
Gate," as this new car is named, in
company with Superintendent Knapp
and Mr.. Wallace, agent of the Pull
man company. tits an eight section
car seating thirty-two people at q
time. The kitchen, which is a model
in arrangement possesses many i'm
provements over others. There is a
place for every thing and the range
is certainly as convenient and roomy
as could possibly be devised. There
is a hole or metal chute through
which the walters give their orders
from the pantry which is separated
from the kitchen. There is an apron
over the range which furnishes draft
that carries the superfluous steam or
smoke or smell from the range to the
outside, and ventilators in the top of
the kitchen department which makes
it very clean and pleasant place.
The supply water tanks overhead
have a gauge which tells the cook
when he is out of water. The pantry
with its array of tableware would
make even wealthy housekeeper
envious.
The bar supplies are in the other
end Of the car, and better arrange
ment nor choicer selection Of drink
ables could not be selected. In fact
the car from end to end, top to bottom
lays over everything ever put on this
road. In fact, it is said to be the
finest line of cars ever sent out by the
Pullmans.-[Ogden Standard.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-12-09
The Lodge Force Bill.

Speaking of the Federal Elections
bill, usually known as the Lodge
Force bill, the San Francisco Alta
California says:
"We repent that the measure is
revolutionary. The nero suggestion
ofsuch law in England would raise
a clamor and outcry from Lands End
to John O'Groat's. 1t is the enact
ment OF Ingalls, statement into law
1t is the canonization of scoundrels
1t puts murder, bribery, fraud, steal
ing, amongst the beatitudes, and is
suppression and extinction com
plete Of popular government. T.,
protest against it is patriotic duty,
and to overthrow it, if it become a
law, the most serious purpose Of every
free man."
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-12-09
CHARLES MUSTACHE,
1t Was Very Small, But It's Owner ws
Very Proud OF 1t.

1t Was Very Small, But It's Owner Was
Very Proud or 1t.
young man and his girl were at the
Peoples Theater the other nigh5, says
Texas Siftings. The young man carried
his head on one side, 1t being forced
into that position by the weight of
very tender nustache, which was COM
posed OF seven hairs upon one side and
eleven upon the other side of his nose.
The comedian on the stage had brought
laugh by some allusion to boys first
shaving encounter with barber, when
the young man leaned over to his girl
and whispered:
"That's true to life, can tell you"
"How do you know2" inquired the
girl.
"How do know" he repeated, in a
whisperi why by experience, of
course; that was the way with me when
1 first got shaved"
"When was thatp" she asked, inno-
Gently.
ooh, before raised my mustache,"
he returned, moving uneasily.
"What mustache2" she queried, lit
tie surprised.
"What mustache do you suppose?" he
retorted, turning red.
"Why, Charlie" whispered the girl,
II mover saw any mustache. Do you
mean"
"Never mind what mean," Kissed
the young man through his front teeth,
and became silent. There was lots Of
fun in the play, but Charlie never
laughed again. He took the young
woman home, but on the following Sun
day night he went to see another girl.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-12-09
The VETERANS STORY.
His EtcaHA from tho Prtson Pom at Sails.
bury, N. @.

His EScaNA from tho Prison Pom ut Sails.
bury, N. Q.
was one of the crowd of Union pris-
oners which dug the long tunnel and
escaped from the prison pen at Sails
bury, N. c., said q veteran to q New
York Sun writer. Those of us who had
worked the hardest had the first show
on the night when we broke through
into the railroad cut. AS fast as we got
out we took different directions, as had
been planned. / went up the Yadlin
river, hoping to get into Virginia.
had $40 gold piece-one which had
carried in my boot heel for three months
unknown to any one. 1t was given me
by a citizen Of Salisbury in exchange
for $1,000 worth of Confederate gold
bonds.
made fair progress to the North that
night and the next day. AS evening
came again / was forced to stop at
farmhouse and ask for something to
eat My request was readily granted,
and when I rose to go the man of the
house observed:
Stranger, they say lot of Yahks got
clean out of the pen at Salisbury the
other night"
sis that 500" .....
''And they've scattered ever the ken
try like SO many rabbits"
t'Ycs2''
''And they say that whoever brings
one back gets a hundred dollars" -
''Well?" .....
''Well, I reckon I'll hitch up to the
cart and drive you back"
''What! Do you take me for an es-
''Sartin we do" replied the farmer
and his wife in chorus.
''You are greatly mistaken. Would
Yankee prisoner have this about him?"
laid the gold on the table. Perhaps
it was the first twenty either had ever
seen. 1t seemed fortune to a poor
family.
''I'm going to leave it with you," 1
continued. "You can give me some
meat and meal and bed-quilt for it,"
They were perfectly satisfied of my
identity and where had come from, but
the man held the gold in his hand and
said:
Mother, he'un can't be no Yank."
SIN co'se he amt" she replied.
''He'un must be Confederit contractor
lookin' after hogs an con-"
Il reckon"
"An' it's our dootv to help he'un get
through"
"Of cose."
"Then you put up the stuff fur him,
while tell him the best route, an in
case any sojers call here an ask if we'uns
has seen any of them Yankee prisoners,
we'uns is to say to they'uns that we'uns
haven't seen hair or heard hoot."
was captured near Rockford and re-
turned to the pen, but it was no fault of
the people who gave me such lift on
NV NAV
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-12-09

M. Reinhart has
lust received his
Spring and Summer
samples for custom
made clothing. II
you want your
clothes made to or
der, give him a call
and see as fine a
line Of samples as
has ever been ex-
hibited in Elko.
You can get q suit
Of clothes made to
order from $21 90
up. Fit Guaran-
teed.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-12-09
He NIistook the Sign.

A colored brother once applied for
license to preach on the ground that he
had seen as sign in the sky the letters
&c. 7. c." which he regarded as call
to $50 preach Christ" But an aged
minister assured him that he had mis-
taken the revelation; that 1t meant:
"Go plow corn"
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1890-12-09

Comfortable Beds.-:-well Aired Room
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-11-28
THE ONLY ONE

The Chicago, Milwaukee s St.
Paul Railway is the only line run
ming solid Vestibuled, Electric Light
ed and Steam Heated trains between
Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul aud
Minneapolis.
The Chicago, Milwaukee & St
Paul Railway is the only line running
Solid Yestibuled, Electric Lighted
and Steam Heated Trains between
Chicago, Council Bluffs and Omaha.
The berth reading lamp feature il
the Pullman Sleeping Cars run or
these lines is pstented, and cannot b'
used by any other Railway Company
II is the great improvement of the
age. Try it and be convinced.
For further particulars apply to tn,
nearest coupon ticket agent, or ad
dress ALEX. MITCHELL, Commsrcia
Agent, 262 So. Main ST., Salt LAX
City, Utah.
Jan. IS. 80,
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-11-28
IRON BRIDGES.

The Boise Statesman advocates the
construction of iron bridges in Ada
cou T. to replace old wooden struc-
;ares. The suggestion is good one.
In this county our road and bridge
fund would have been better off to-
day had there not been a wooden
bridge constructed. Two bridges
across the Pavette river, one in Gar
den valley, and one at Horseshoe
Bend, have been a continual expense
ever since they were built at consid-
erable cost. Had less than $4,000
been invested in iron bridges all of
the subsequent expenses, amounting
to thousands of dellars, would have
been avoided. Just so with every
bridge in the county, no matter how
large or small it be. If the county.
whenever bridge is found to be in
shakv CONDITION, as many of them
now are, will replace them with iron
ones, road contracts will be let at
much lower figures, repairs on bridges
will become unnecessary, and the
county will be greatly benefited
financially in the end. We have
talked with some of the County Com
nssioners on the subject and they
have expressed themselves opposed
TO the construction of any more
wooden bridges. The one in Garden
valley, which has cost the county
thousands of dollars, could have been
contracted to an iron bridge company
for 81, 200, while that at Horseshoe
Bend would have cost about the
same. A little more outlay on the
start will be economy in the end.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-11-28
Tribune Family Receipts
Caldwell Tribune

Clear Conscience Pudding-Taks
s6 of the American make and shake
oriskIy under the Tribune editors
nose. Drop the same into the slot
aud allow to remain. You then ex-
perienco a calmness and relief of
mind unknown before, while the rem
edy will be served once a week for =
year smoking hot.
Printers Pis-Lift about six INCH
es of solid nonpsriel and balance
same carefully IN left hand. Elevate
the hand until the type Is on a parsl-
lei with the nose. Then press hard
with the thumb ON top, taking care
to remove fingers from the side. The
next step will suggest itself. Stir in
= square yard OF choice profanity;
wrap in piece of brown paper and
put away in = dark corner. Serve
cold.
Postoffice Hash-Plant yourself in
front of the delivery window and ask
for the mail of yourself and all your
relatives, living or dead. Then go
to the money order window and ask
again. Then run quickly home and
send your wife, and if you have chill
dren, send them in turns, according
to years. Then come back yourself,
and swear at the postmaster, and tell
him about the letter you are expect
ing. Then abuse the department
from John Wanamaker down. Then
turn to the postmaster and again ac-
cuse him of holding the letter back
You will then find out where the hast
comes in.
| Galloway Dumpling-Take about
three fingers of the best Caldwell
sheep dip. Shut your eyes firmly
and pour the same quietly down you
throat. Add two glasses of bee
quickly and then start out to find tht
marshal He will then give you fur
ther instructions.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-11-28
THE IDAHO SENATE nsHiPs.
4 Republican From tae North states
the situation.

BLAcKFooT, Idaho, Nov. 22.-
Especial to Tribune. M L. Staunns,
Republican Sheriff of Nez Perce coun-
ty, in North Idaho, is in South Idaho
on private business, and was met by
Tribune reporter to-day. Mr..
Staunns is one Of the most prominent
representatives OF the North.
"Who is tha choice of your section
for United States Senator?:" was
asked by the Tribune man.
"The members of the Legislature
from Idaho, Nez Perce and Kootenai
counties and a part of Latah are for
Mr.. Dubois"
"Who is their choice for second
Senator?n
s'Idaho and Nez Perce will prob.
ably favor L. P. Brown OF Idaho
county, and Latah and Kootenai will
vote for Mcconnell"
"Will they unite on either one oi
these gentlemen or on Mr.. Clagetts'
mo, there is no sentiment in eth
er of those counties for Judge Clag
EFT. Nez Perce and Idaho would no
go to Mcconnell, and Kootenai anc
Latah would not vote for Blown"
"How do they feel in regard t.
Shoup?"
"They are friendly to Shoup AM
would not object to him at all. Idah'
and Nez Perce now fully understand
that South Idaho would not consen
to such an unequal distribution a
giving a member of Congress, Sena
tor and Governor to North Idaho an,
a Senator to South Idaho would be
Ii North man is elected Senator
Dubois would of course oe the Soutt
because Shoup's elevation make
Wiley of North Idaho Governor, an
no one thinks the South would Civ
the Governor, Congressman and
Senator to the North and take only
! Senator themselves"
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-11-28

The position to be taken by the
priests of the various Buddhist seets
in Japanese politics, and especially
during the first general election, has
been a matter Of much interest, in
view of the widespread influence, the
energy, activity, and occasionally ex-
ceptional ability, of members of the
Buddhist priesthood. When the text
of the constitution was under consid
Grafton the famous Monte sect sent
delegates to Toxic to urge the au-
,horitiss to allow thsir Order the
right to elect and be elected to the
House of Representatives. A politi-
co-relIgious association known by the
high-sounding title of Sovereign
revering and Buddha believing grand
combination" which has recently
been established, is supposed to be
mainly composed of priests. How
ever this NAV be, the chiefs of all the
Buddhist sects lately met in one OF
the principal temples of Toxic to
discuss the subject of the priests
duties in regard to current practical
politics and to lay down certain rules
for their guidance. The result oI
/ the conference was series of resolu'
tons that no priest should be per
mltted to join a political party, tha'
q priest should, under no cIrcum
stances whatever, be allowed TO labo
for a political party, and that ever.
priest should be enjoinsd to warn hi
hock against the danger of allowing
political differences to interfere witt
social intercourse, and against break
ing the law through political zeal
and that under no circumstances shal
either the principal hall of tempt
or any other sacred building be len
for ths purpose of holding politica
meetings or delivering speeches con
nected with political parties. Thes
resolutions, with appropriate instruc
tions, have been circulated by orde
of the head of each sect to ever
Buddhist priest in the country.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1890-11-28

WEIsER LEADkR: IL the Republi-
can members of the next Idaho Legis-
lature want to make Idaho soIidlv
Democratic for the next twenty years
they can do so by Ignoring the claims
of Northern Idaho to one of the Z
S. Senatorships; and Democrats al
over the State are anxiously praying
that the Republican Legislature
shortly to convene will be led intc
this grave mistake. -. Wilson Broth
ers have half q million pound: o.
wheat stored in their warehouses a
Salubria, aud some folks say thai
Washington County is an unproduc
tive county.