The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-09-04
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when tie boy hn 10 tara the grad
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tfsi they aoai wstt others 10 even Joke al
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CRESTED sbasdsbesl Al the pAwnbrOkera.
II rsru realized shst vx meat, by
h,sefs Of scots, said . young Washing
saa msa. gGiil ! proposed 70 deal mute
spd v2s rejected
When msmms gets up soler disturb
shos With her slipper she Is pretty sure 10
leave spois on The con.
--Whss lil,ls American girls and bcys
are bsd nossdsys. taeir nurses tell them
tie Eaglish syndicate Is after them.
WHIST . splendid wife Downer hssl
sse's go. q sunny dispo,i,ion. you know.
Yes. ihsy do say she makes IL hot for
Lsm.
lnierviewer-Afe you iayorsbly i'm
pressed With this couuiu9 Eminent
Ltoiurer Very. I'm rakiog 10 $1,000
week.
"A msBs safesi road 10 success, accord
Ing to bis bis wie's ides. Is the rood that
oh. faithfully points on, TO him day by
day.
- y 3u"hNr uaN hlhthfftti ehietu6 cbH
ilsrily botween the mosquito aud the
summer girl hard 10 catch but easily
mashed
L'ns-I had dreadfully dull time
With Mr. Sillyman lastsvening. Emma
Did you bsve TO do sll The tslkins2 No. |
bad 10 listen 10 him.
- He lie a very original boy, tina, son OF
yours think he 10 bound to rise 10 the
world. don't know Its bard thing
10 get him TO rise In the marning.
--Closetist- Have cigar, Lavish. Law
ish No thanks. Ciosefst = You don't
inink smoking is sin, do your Lavish
Yes. when one gets the sort Of cigars you
smoke.
-Au easy one Teacher 60 class) In
this stanzs what is meant by this line. The
shades Of night are falling fast? Bright
scholar - Tue people we're pulling down
the blinds
Mrs Cumso You've seen these dolls,
dinner bilisoi fare in the household mar ..
rinesY Mrs. Fangle : Yes go, up one the
other day, How much did II cost you?
Three dollars aud half.
The Jury brought 10 the verdict OF no,
guilty. The Judge said admonishingly 10
the prisoner. After this you ought to keep
away from bad company. Yes, you hon
or You will not see me again in hurry
DO you really think that Mrs. Jones
loves her husbauds Loves him? Why
she Gao I bear to have him out OF her sight
Tor single moment You don't mean ltg
| had 40 idea that Jones was so bad as
that
Miss PiainnGi - That bornd Mrs,
Bute actually has her photograph for sale
Ia tho s,stioners shop. | couldn't do such
> thing under any consideration. Her bit
ieres, friend You haven't the face to. have
You. dear.
That's right, Mr. Bronson. said the !
lsndiady. IS the boarder broke bis goblet.
break what you cant eat, I'd be pleased I
10. Mrs Laybiri. re,or,ed Bronson. In.
with these biscuila Of yours tina, would be
: He And so yont answer is fioal
Yon sIi NOT be m,nei She--Yes, sbso
Iuteiy. Bat pray don't go and blow your |.
btsins out. He-lt would be an idle al y
Tempt People say II had any brains l L
aeyer would have proposed to you. .
a yAsssr graduate who married aud 2
Jet out 10 do her own cooking. achieved
her ffs, triumph by ba,ting a fowl with
, ,edls sbd thread. The cook book said
10 haste thoroughly" and she sewed TIL 7
,hickeu 30 full VI thread that her husband !
assn 4 20, il out Ct bis teeth yet
So you have seen Clsrences poems
What do you think OF them? Well. | nc.
iced one or two instances OF poor gram
mar and false metre. o. he excuses that
~ saying IL 10 poetic license All have N
b fsy then Is that poe, who does such
rork ought TO have biz license revoked
First boomer You fellows have no ait
~ seont you Al all Why don't you have
Of yoar town taken like We
li3f Are ycu ashamed Of ~ Rival boom.
r-SAs. tbs, sio.t the reason Of ALL
rant you 10 understand, young Teller. ,hs,
mr. iaxn dat,'t stand sfiII long eannsb Ia
% photographed.
--An Ameficsn aud 50 Enelishman we're
't.ikiae iarIn good humoredly enough
at from opposite poiuts Of vies. Finally
be Briii.her exclaimed see plainly
lonsh thu, The oaly way Tor Us To open
our market. 10 English goods. Is TO come