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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-17
ApYlCk ru kuTHERs

A pair of spec,acles-Two women in
divided skirts" riding bicycles.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-17
STATE CONVENTION.

HEADQUARTERS STATE DEMOCRATIC CEN
TRAL COMMITTEE OF ILLINOIS,
CHICAGn LII. March 9Th. 1890.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-17

BURLINGTON RuUI C, r. & @. RAIL
ID wsy-Depot First avenue and Sixteenth st
NJ J. Young. agent,
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1890-05-17
East and South East

Passenger trains arrive and depart from union
depot Peoria.
Accommodation train leaves Rock Island Gas
p. m. arrives at Peoria ~ a. m Leaves Peoria
1:15 p. m. arrives al Rock Island :05 a. m.
CARIE RRANCH.
Accom-. MIA Ac Accom-
Lv. Rock Island. -... $50 am 90 an 400 pm
Arr. Reynolds ........ 74l am 20 10 am SOS pm
Cable. SIS amll1 o. am 5 40 pm
Accom-. M'lSAc, Accom-.
Lv. Gable ........... 6.3l am IL 50 pm S.45 pm
Ar. Reynolds ......... 10 an las pm 425 nm
: Rock Island.- --.-.l Sos am 500 pm $50 pm
Chair car on Fast Express between Rock Island
and Peoris In both directions.
II. B. SUDLOW, r. ST0CKHOUSR,
Superintendent. Gen1 Tkt. Agent.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1890-06-25
a..s. rLles. Ileh ng pines.

sYMrzasfs Moisture; intent itchinga "a stias
ing altst h fight; Nnfse W. scratching n alios-
FG tl SanaanNe tnmors 4 rin. which often bleed
ga MERIT q camtng very sire. Sw VISA )
0fSrsfiasr stDHs The itehing ard beelirg. heal
oiearziiaa sra / ! q ost cases removes IN. tunls
oFs AZ drug ISIS. q by mail for so cents. 1T
sgsyn-k son Philsdelphia.
.HGw ~ care AT Akin Diseases :
Simr apg1y 'sswa ms Oihtmeft ~ tGfer.
nal lie Z. Ia teqaueG. Cures Atl '. cez-,na
&c ~ eFJpi oas on the c hands -. 10.
yrtat hta lei. and etsaIsyc p3wnf ~ 10 -
81 Us q i@s r ssaY Ask your drug. LIS fl
: " yfst+ Ointment.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1890-06-25

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Hab-
it-Io all the World there is bit
one cure, DIR. Hasnes' Galtl-
en- Specific.
Il can be given in a cua &c tea or
coffee, without the knowledge Of the
pers N taking It, cff,cting a SPEEDY
aud permanent cure, whether the
patient ]. 4 mol-rat danker n ar
alcoholic wreck I thousands OF dru K
ards have been cured Who have takeE
the Golden Specie ii th,ir coffee
without their knowledge, aud to~day
believe they qait 6rinking If their
own free will. No harmful ehect lie
suits from Its administration. Cures
guaranteed. Send for circular and
full particulars. Address in corfi
dence. golden SPECIFIC Co, 1s5
Race Street. Cincinnati.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1890-06-25


this old Geld hopper never did and
never intends to belong to that de-
testable crowd ! am determined
my chrildren shall never say Il saw
my father drunk" / had rather
letye them that good name than to
leave them ten thousand dollars each.
Now, Mr.. Editor, have stated moth,
ing but facts, and in no Dragging
way. II Yon think it wo,.hy Of q
place IN your excellent paper yop
can insert it.
Very RESPECTFULLY,
cyl ID. E. SANDLIN.
Richlands, o SLOW Co, May /.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1890-06-25
Important Information For
Many of You.

IL
Many of You.
The proper and picturesque route
for business AMI pleasure travel from
this City to the Catskili Mountains,
Saratoga and other New York State
resorts, is by the West Shore Rail.
road. BY taking the Penn. r. r.,
Passengers will mike direct connec
ton with the West Shore in Union
Depot at Jersey City. and common,
cling about June 10Th drawing room
cars are run through without change.
For tourist books, timetables and
information regarding the West
shore Railroad ell on our address
II. u. Jagoe. General Eastern Pass.
enger Agent, SOB B'wsy, or G. Z.
lambert, General Passenger Agent
d Vanderbilt Avenue, New York
City.
Summer Excursions" handsome.
ly illustrated book giving descTiption
ofthe Hudson River and New York
State resorts VIII Be mailed iii re.
ceipt OF FIVE cents pos age. m u 6
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1890-06-25
ADVICE tn nInfI,crs.

RS. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
should always be used for children
teething. II soothes the child, softens
the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie,
and is the best remedy Tor diarrhoea.
Twenty-Five cents bottle.
sep 27-d-w-1v
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1890-06-25
IDaily except Sunday. sDaily. DAILY, ercepf
- Z. !. 1891 MondaR IN n =. VA -

tram leaves Oxford daily sunday 100 a. ~ arrive
Henderson IT'D r. NJ, returning Henderson 0 ~ nj d.
cept sunday arrive Oxford 10 r.. NJ 4s a"5 80
No 81 leaving GOdsboro 20P. and Ralei,h III % M
connection az Durham with No TO- leaving IL dsils az
and r. H. Roads = P1rSt'4p' ~ 1nyO ". q Ccp
saes run through between West Point and Raleigh VIA
daily except Sunday Pf~ - ~ ions ana BAN.
Wv ~ W. W. p connsc with from Mon head
NO. 5z connects a. Greensboro for Fsyetevle s.t -
No. % connects q. Selma Wilson n IN M. so..
Sonnecon University Station With trains Il AMI from ha.
undsys. Z IWT'irr"@" - i ~ 'i0m ohapthih
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1890-06-25
"a - n fshs hlIIis sHfti fas

foriahe where III Remedea FALL y hIsao1
enl sss BrdwAys ksu ierk Mre for look pres fkkk
Itch on human, hocses and all sn~
imals. cured il 80 minutes BY Woods
ford's Sanitary Lotion,
Sold by n, NJ. johnson & Co.,
Druggist, Durham, N. g,
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1890-06-25
y. II NANULINs
Richlands, o SLOW Co, May l.

To make fine slick horses you have
TO use Dixie Horse Powders. A full
supply st
Yearly & Cos,
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06
HIS LEGS WE'RE SEEN.
Peculiar Manner In which u Coiored
Man Foil Into The law. Hnnd..

IN the Standards Special Wire.
BUTTE, July 6.-For more than a year
Jack Dowtl has missed cigars and
whisky from tie cellar of his saloon ~
the corner nf Main and Galrna streets.
About . o'Ulo"k thi, afternoon his bar
tender had u'ct-iou q - t. The cellar
aud saw n man legs proirWling frutu an
ape rturc whi,h lrd into the rrIEF ab,yc
tile foundation Wall. Dllloc Waters was
called and while others Kept watch at the
outlet OF the hole, tho Office bravrly
crtwlch IN after his pr"y, Altrr crawling
some distance with - rpvulyurir uuC h.,u,I
anda lamp ia tile other lac r4I'u ~ la
hts prey. The prey yicl,iul gracefully
aud turned uut to I've iurrd man Eaturd
BIrris. lie had 1000 Cigtrz Nttu nln. lie
was duly arrested and takcut Ia uir county
jril. Tho holc by which Ibr %r,lpr,pi
man made his trips to Dowd's cellar WI,
10y an aperture 10 inches high. icutifug
under several other buildings. Mr.. how'd
thinks Ia" has been robbed Of 5000 ,r
ei,OJD worth of liquors and cigars Va the
past year or two.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06
The CITY OF The DEAD
Ill Cared For and In a Depl0rable
Condition.
A Little Money Would Make Its
Appearance More in Keep
ina With the Place OF
Final Rest.
BY the Standards Special Wire.

BY the Standards Special Wire.
BUTTE. July ~5.--Gravcyards, To use a
homely and old fashioned expression. are
at best not very bright and cheerful places
to visit because of their suggestiveness,
yet for all their grucsome reminders,
graveyards can he made tn assume an
appearance of natural beauty that helps
TO hide the corruption and changes that
go on silently and quietly among those
equally silent and quiet slcepcrs under
the green mounds who slumber without
awakening.
The adherence and superstition which
formerly attached To cemeteries under a
greater intelligence and civilization has
passed away, and now the living
prompted by love and respect, seek in every
way To adorn and beautify the resting
place of the lear departed in the place
where they, too, expect some day Ia sleep.
Fo this reason the cemeteries of most
cities are a source of pride To the public
and all that can be devised Ia rob them
Of the horror and responsiveness is done.
To those who have wandered in the
well kept, magnificent cities of the dead
in other places, the contrast existing be-
tween them and Buttc's Mount Moriah
must be painful and sad. Where graceful
trees, budding flowers and luxuriant grass
are seen in the former. in the latter only
Dare little mounds OF earth, dry, parched
burrows, called walks, and n general APP
pearance of desolation and neglect that
causes one to shudder. Not "A flower, lot
"A blade of glass thrives there Ia dispel the
gloom and sadness of the scene. On the
surface, rs below, all is death and desola-
ton.
Were those in charge of the place SO
willed "a change could speedily be wrought
u instead of being a disgrace, Mount
Moriah would soon become a credit 10 the
All that is required is the expenditure of
IA little money.
A well should be sunk and a windmill
n tank erected. As now situated the
windmill Is absolutely without a drop Of
water, not even enough for drinking pur-
poses. A STANDARD reporter recently
visited the place and found matters just
as described.
Another thing he also noticed was the
tumble-down little frame shanty, which is
supposed To be- the home of the sexton.
III that functionary flnds comfort in the
rookcry IL il more than many "A well sta
BILE horse could do.
Inquiry made established the fact that
u Is not poverty of the cemetery ~assucia-
ton that compcls IT Ia keep Tire grounds
in their present condition of shameful
neglect. on the contrary, the association
has ample money In its treasury Ia make
the improvements mentioned aud still
have enough left for all reasonable con-
t~ingencics. An effort will no doubt SCOT
be made To induce the trustees Ia ,lo
something in the direction of improving
and beauiifying the grounds where ~
many loved and lonnred siccp.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06
ED MAZE INSTALLED.
~. Formally Assumes Ills New Position
ON ihe Union ~i'p,iiir.

ON the Union ru.iiir.
~ the Standards Special Wire.
BUTTE, July 5.-Transfer Of the Union
Uuion Pacific officers 10y u. W. Adams To
T.. v. Maze, tho new general agent of the
company. has been completed, aud Mr..
Maze is now finely established ia his po-
sition. In selecting "a city ticket agent to
succeed himself Mr.. Maze decided upon
g.. w. Samson. for "A long time telegraph
operator IN the local office. Mr.. sam
son Is thoroughly familiar with the duties
of the position and will no doubt he a.
successful as was his predecessor. Mr..
Samson bears his honors gracefully aud
with the molesty Of u school girl received
III" congratulations that were showcrcd
upon him to-day.
Tomorrow evening Mr.. Adams will
leave for Denycr to take charge of the
| Mon Pacific general fr"igbt office there.
Mr.. Maze will accompany him a far rs
salt Lake b. call upon =. W. Ecclcs. gru-
Dral freight n passenger agent. uudcF
whose jurisdiction all traffic matters iu
Montana, Idaho and Utah have been
placed.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06
ROBBERY.
Two Toughs Try to Rob "a Drunk.
Man.

Two Toughs Try To- Rob "a Drunken
Man.
D. t1c Standards Special Wire.
BUTTE, July IA bold attempt Ia rob a
drunken man was made 10y "A couple Of
toughs in the Davenport saloon on South
Arizona street this afternoon. The two
men entered the place supporting a third
between them, and attempted To induce
him to buy the drinks. l.. Orr. proprietor
Of the place, objected to such proceedings
and refused To sell them anything. III.
three continued To stand in front Of the
counter, and thinking themselves unob-
served the two tougls began To ego
through" their companion after the most
approved manner. Orr commanded
them to dcsist and as they
paid no attention to him he
attempted to make them dcsist 10y force
while he began n all for the police. See
ing that he was helpless lac secured a re-
volver which was behind the counter, at
the sight Of which one of the fellows ran
out and escaped. Keeping the other GOV.
cred with the weapon, Orr held him "a
prisoner until messenger who had been
sent fora policeman returned with Officer
McLaggan. who arrested the would-be
robber. On his way To the station the
man tripped the officer and was making
good time getting away when lac was
caught 10y Ed Rodda. an ex-policcman.
Al the station he man gave his name as
John Doe n was booked for attempt at
robbery.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06
SELL YOUR SLOUGH HAT.
II Is ia. Insignia OF III" hold burglar,
in Eut'p.

u II the Insignia Of ia" bold burglar,
in Hut,c.
by the Standards special Mirr.
BUTTE, July 5.-AboIt . o'clock this
morning. Mrs. w. ID. Femme was awak-
cned 10y the noise of somebody trying To
get Ia through the window of the dining
room Of their house. No. iJ West Broad
way. She awakened Mr.. Fcnner and hc
Immediately seized his revolver. His
wife called to him not Ia shoot, but the
burglars had taken alarm. By the time
Mr.. fenner reached the door they had
got "A hort distance down the street. He
shot three times after them, but cannot
tell whether he hit them or not, Their.
were three of the gang, and they had par
tally raised the window. The men were
ugly looking customers, aud all wore
slouch hats.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06

Ia IA" races of July 4, at the race track,
iIDiI Wade won the three furloug dash ia
80, uvur Roanoke. Tic mile aud an
'IEhtt handi'Iu was wuI 10y Justice, over
Gladstone, ia 2;u5 Ia tlu buggy horse
race, Chico won, Tempest BvlmuUt scc-
oud, Dan ihirl, priu"u fourth. Ia the
$50 tr1t, Silver Dow won, Minltc Almunt
SECOND.
pI account Of there being many good
hor-rs IN town who had mot taken part in
thc meeting owing la not having been
vIur,,l, IL has been decided la continue
the race Monday. The following pro-
m and entries nave been arranged:
FlrsI, running, 3 fulGngS, SlOJ. Grnrg,'
Moneys b. =. Lay Charlie, ITO lbs. .Niltam kid-
noy, eli. m. Concentration, ilO lbs. John 4. Me.
Aycry's cli. E.. SUrrcl ban, 10 Hrs; j. l.. Suitun's
ch. M. Susie Glenn, i2l llis. Ed smiths H.. :. Tom
iiuWling, no lbs.
Second. i've n~urlougS, slO'. j. u. Hayes ch. :.
Ailrr, 100 lbs. ban Iuunplly's h. Z. Indian
Tom, ITO. Ia smiths H.. M. Hall MWuu, Iiu, John
Iuwd's br. r., Joe Towers, no; Jaiu.s Is. Me.
Masters ri. Y. Dwarf licgcut, no; Cole 1hoinle
sous br. g. Harry Hughes, no.
Third race, trottilN. special class, mile hcJts,
three in i've, $40, VI. 7. Jones Z, Z, Gray Ned,
~. Hltrlrnck's rlL Z. Zen Davis, w u. Williams
Il, Z. Ben Williams. j. n. Stonrruad's y. M. Belle
Fourth race. pacing. Tree fOf all, mile heats
three ia Eve: \. o.. llClm's u. =. Bawlry. Hitch,
clicks ch. =. Blonde, ". u. Brooks H. :. Duu
Angus.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06

The Montana Union has arranged to
attach "A passenger coach To freight train
No. 6 on Sundays. This will leave Warm
Springs on Sundays at ! O'Clock p. M,
reach tuart at : 40 y. m, In time 10 catch
tile Anaconda EXPRESS Ia Butte. BY this
arrangement parties spending the day at
Warm Springs will he able To reach Butte
at s:0 y. M. instead of having To wait for
fha late train
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06
An Ominnns RrInArk.

From tl" New York sun.
GLAD To see you," said the canuibal.
"Thank you for your kind reception"
returned the missionary. II think we
shall get on famously together"
81 hope So" observed the cannibal.
your predecessor disagreed with me.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06
NotIce Ia Contractors.

All contractors bidding on brick, stone
work and plastering will do well to re-
member that they can make more money
on their work by using the LorenZ lime in
Anaconda, Butte. Dillon or Deer Lodge.
WM. LoRESZ, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06
Reduced Rates for the Races

To persons wishing To attend the Butte
races July 2, 3, 4, and 5, the Northern
Pacific railroad will sell round trip tickets
on July 2, 3, and 4, at the one way fare,
tickets good TO return until July q.
JAS. MCCAIo, Gen1 Agt.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06

Mems high and low cut canvas shoes a
cost al the Gold Boot. No. Is West Park
Butte, Mont.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06

Dur Douglas h~and-sewed kangaroo
shoes are just the thing for -. No. IL
West Park, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06

Call at the Gold Boot and buy our calf
shoe. ha~nd-sewed. at $50. No. 10 West
Park street. Butte. Mont.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06

NiSr StnE RACING AsSOCIATtON-July meet
lug. same day and track. Iruttilg IHrc, tree
iur AL, mIle h"ats, best Three IA bye. ftrsi
NTu din. died far tnr,p.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06

WEsr SID RACING Asso,IATIoN-.lulN meet
Ing, same day and track. Truiting race, for
real estate buggy horses, best . In 3, mile heats.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06

III spsTneu as though most OF TIE money
on the track was put az ON the last race,
the frce-for-all trotting race. Ii vas an
elegant race too. There was much ex-
element in il and no end 10 Specializing.
Manning was the favorite, selling at
Sl3; Carl bringing $40; Condee $40; Geor-
gle Musher 81. Pools sold at about this
ratio as fast as they could be disposed of.
The horses were all making very fast
time at the start and kept up their race.
Condce led at the eighth, Carl second.
Mosher close after u Manning far
10 the rear aud behaving badly.
Al the quarter Cordee was still leading
while Manning was coming up fast and
in second place. At th~ree-eighths, Condee
had a lead of a length and held that lead
10 the three-qnarters. Then Manning
caught him and at the seve~n-eighths vas a
trifie ahead. But Condep recovered and
in an exciting finish ooh the heat 10y a
half n length in . pa.
For the next heat. there was no less bet
ting and no less excitement.
Manning was still the favoritc Pools
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-07-06

The third race of the day was the coo
yard dash. Pools sold very lively on this
race mt $40 on Barney To- the same amount
on a field OF four horses, Doc got started
behind aud stayed there. The others
dashed along in "A bunch Barney winning
however in good shape.
SUMMARY.
WHIST ~ RACINg Asso,IATUuN-.Iuly meet
ing, Same day aud track. Running rare, U1l
yards, for pm - of SlO1 divided for three.
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-09-06
A OuEER
low the President of the Argentine Re
public is Elected.

How the President of the Argentine RE-
public Is Elected.
The mechanism of the Presidential
election in the Argentine works rs fol-
lows: The President is elected for six
years and is installed on October 18th,
the anniversary of the discovery of
America. The last year Of a prcsiden-
tial term is one Of elections. On Febru-
airy 18th are renewed Il third part Of the
Senators and Deputies of the National
Congress-, which will say the last word
In the election of the new President.
On the 18th of April takes place in each
province the election of electors of tho
second degree, who, being chosen out
side of tho members of Congress-, and in
double their number for each province,
meet on June 18th to designate the can-
didate for the Presidency who has thor
preference. These delegates accomplish
this operation in the capitals Of their
respective provinces and Designate the
President and the Vico President by
means of signed personal ballots, which
are delivered to the Legislature of the
province, and then sealed and trans
mitted to the President of the National
Congress, who opens and examines them
In presence OF a quorum composed OF at
least two-thirds of tho members of that
assembly. In case Il candidate has OBJ
tanned an absolute majority for either
Office, he is Immediately nominated by
Congress-; If, on the other hand, no can
didate has an absolute majority, Con
gress selects among those who have re-
celyed most votes, and in a single ScS-
sion appoints President and Vice I'rrsi-
dent.-Theodore Child, in IIarp"r's
Weekly.
The intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1887-1891, 1890-09-06
PARAGRAPHS.

-Tom-'Did Thompson really say I
was half crazy, JACKIE" Jack-"No, he
didn't. He isn't so generous as that
Epoch.
There are thirty-two compositions
on the market to prevent submarine
growth on iron ships, and none OF them
does the work.
Elevated ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
street" Tho Duke-"Bless me soul.
What picturesque names these Ameri-
cans 10 have for their streets. IN. Y.
Sun.
why, Brown doesn't know enough
to come in when it rains" ale doesn't
need to, he has my best umbrella
Harper's Bazaar.
Young Farmer-"I know Pm a per-
feet bear in manners. but" Mary
mo. you're not; you haven't Rugged me
yet."-Punch.
Harry DO you love me, dearestP
Dearest-Love you? or course / do.
What other excuse could | possibly have
for keeping your company2-Boston
Transcript.
Employer (warningly)--"I am in
formed, sir, that you attend horse races
and bet on them" Clerk (coolly)-'I
won a thousand dollars last week" EN-
ployer neutrality-suspicious. dye get y'r
tips?"-N. Y. Weekly.
Pat (who Is being lowered into a
welD-"Stop, will ye, Murphy! Oi want
to COON up again" Murphy (still let
ting him down)-''Phat for?" Pat
"Oill show ye. AZ ye don't sthop let
tin me doom OH cut Their roper'
Mamma, | know the gentleman's
name that called to see Aunt Ellie last
night, and nobody told me, either"
well, then, what Is it, Bobby"
why, George Don't. l heard her say
George, don't in the parlor four or five
times hand-running. That's what his
name is. "-Philadelphia Times.
-Hostler-"What's the guv'nor SO cut
u~pabout?' Coachman That telephone
message about Fairy Bell falling and
breaking her neck" Hostler-"Good-
ness me! 1t wasn't the horses neck. 1t
was he mans" Coachman-'Go and
tell him quick. What a relief it will be
to him!" Ally Sloper.
Before and after taking.-When the
picnic party Is starting for tho woods
the man who Is compelled to stay at
home wishes he could join it, and when
the man who was with the party returns
at night he wishes he had been CON-
PEELED to stay at home. Chicago Post.
The young man of to-day who claims
to know more than Solomon, does not
go to the ant with a willing spirit to
obtain wisdom, as that wise man en-
joined, but goes to tho uncle" with his
oVercoat to see how much no can raise
on it.-Ram's Horn.
-Chestly (of the Yale crew, in n rush
on the pier at Coney Island)-''How the
deuce do the women get through 30
wellP They damned me against the
rails like a crowd of freshmen in a cane
rush." Yardly (his commercial friend)
THEY have been in training at the
bargain counters. The Epoch.
-Sharpwit-''I have a neighbor whom
l want to drive out, so / can get his
property cheap. | have tried keeping
chickens, dogs and parrots, but without
SUCCESS. A neighbor Of yours, however,
Tolls me you have a pet which he will
warrant TO clear a neighborhood of in
habitants In less than no time, but |
forgot to ask what it was. Have you
any particularly noisy parrots or any
ting of that kindP" Suburban Woman
Indeed, | haven't any thing at all
except a little kitten. There must DO
some mistake. Jane! Jane! The baby
has walked up. 30 to him quick
Good News.