The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-07-10
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ssrEor
Idnh Iis little thipss thai tell Ia
ihs life Alice Well yes'd thint ~ II
yea had i.o small brothers. ~ have
Il have sesef read Ssstsptstes voris.
.siJ prsisstisns sonss. but slssys 60
issfsissd the higbosi opiDion 81 hiG ~ q
nsn"
LnslsEd iced not despair Of q settle
mepi Of The Airicsn problem. The con
nenoEsni orator will dispose Of !, before
The mouth ~ cot
TIE man beat qualified 10 enjoy the
Lvesy moon 10 The one ~ho bsd ell The ro-
nsHoe licisd 90, Of him before he reach
that ptrod.
In street car ipsi before 6 O'Clock
Hs-I am very sofr, 10 eroud you. Miss
Dewitt. bot Miss Dewitt - Don't
.pssk 81 IL There is really DO room for
apology.
Holvorby tenienos la,e) How long
has DIR. vor been preachinef Sexton -
T~sn,y.i~o Year,. air. Holworshy 4
guess Won't 60 ~. err
"A Voice IRON Africa. Mumbo Jnmb OF
Uigi tsrcciingmissionsry) Glad to meet
you. sab. ba, Is powerful tender bout my
orthodoxy. sn don't want TO heah DO talk
'bou. revisiu' de creed
Somewhat on the principle OF the
ton thai records for mans benefit the 90
casion on which be made the biggest fool
Of himself.
Mibister;"wel Bobby. do you think
jon will be better boy this year than you
we're lss,' Bobby (bopeiullyl: think so,
air; began by taking cod liver oil last
week
Mrs DeSmilh - Ny dear have lit.
tie conundrum for you Why does wo.
man change her mind oitener than mani
Mr. DeSmith t.till resdioe) = Because .
womsn's mind needs changing oitener
than . mans.
Husband tns lina) This paper says
jenkins will lead Miss Cuttlehsh to the
altar shortly Wife Humph. He'll never
lead her any further,
--Miss 3lescher That was beautiful
catch you made yesterday, Mr.. Ipfield.
Inaeld l. Yes, twas yesterday first met
you. Then there Was short stop in the
conversation pending bushes.
What . nice portmantesu you have,
Henry. Yes my wife gave it to me on my
birthday. Oh Was there anything In il ?
Why, yes, the bill for the portmsn,esu.
Three thousand Austrian bakers are
on the strike for IN increase OF wages. |
They kneAd bread. but are willing to loaf
rather than work for their present pay.
A mans capacity for endurance 10
some respects changes after marriage The
lover that never grumbled ut holding 1870
pound girl for hours. grumbles II be has
10 hold l0.pound baby two minutes.
She would like TO: He lat midnight)
Funny custom the Chinese have. The
hostess 10 expected to notify the caller
when II 10 time to 60. She with sigh
But We are in America, you know.
Maud Il heard a man today speak OF
you in the most praiseful terms; he ad.
mires you greatly. Mrs. Tifity-Oh, do
tell me who be isl Maud Your husband.
Mrs Unity oh, you mean, cruel thing
How could your
Percy, Who had just come out OF skirts
VAS one day strutting around 10 his first
suit OF jacket and trousers, when lady 10.
marked, "Hellol guess some one has
soms new clothes With crushing force
cams the reply, Them amt clothes -
lbem's pants
Your papa and mother know wha, is
best Tor you. Tommy" said bis mother.
Tommy rolled about good deal on th,
rug aud then said. Ma. do yon know
feel like being AZ orphan"
Colonel Yereer lis your clergym man
goiDg 10 take . vacation this summer?
Judge Peterby Yea. We raised purse for
hin without any trouble. II We hadn't he
Tould have kept right on preaching oil
through July and August.
Mr.. Justice Norris. 10 the Calcutta
High Court. recently delivered what 10
Understood TO be the shortest summing up
IN record. II Was ss follows. Gentlemen
u the jury. the prisoner has nothing TO
'sy. and | have nothing 10 say; what have
Tou got TO ssy7
Miss v.sssr : Don't you think Miss
,prinelove is charming poeiess. Uncle
solomsn - OBJ. yes. . very sweet poeless.
nd her cousin. Misc Cbslmere.i is q chsim-
ug psiptress, end her amt Lucrece Is an
1cellent seulptoress. and her mother
Ised 10 be 40 excellent dish~ashefess.
nd ------
-wlllismspoit girl who 10 the matter
4 bcsa,y aud al etiona'e eiuberspce wss
Ios 10 cay 'fresL as hrst love and roty a. :
be dawn" vas ssked Why che did no, &c,
asrried, add this Is what she said 10 reply;
! have considerable money Of my owo. ]
ave parrot thAi csn swear aud . monkey
bal chess tobacco. 30 thai have no need
- husband,
--lndignsnt Servant complaining 20
Iis,ressi Til hsy,hsn Kissed me. Miss.
'ess Hos dare you do such a thing.
obni John Ms.ier be say: John, you
y make good man alice ssmee white man
90 do al ssmee like mr. Me do alice
,mec liks master. Isish gifl kickee.
Little John - YES. pa. 81 Sunday n
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