davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-09-13

ing the fiscal year ended June 30, just
Sl13,211 worth from all countries In
attempting to shut out that trifie Nc
Kinley has injured our foreign market
for wheat and corn more than four times
as much for single month and for
single country.
To put the matter In still more
striking light, for every dollars worth
of corn and wheat that he prevents from
coming into this country from all other
countries hecuts off sixty dollars worth
from the farmers foreign market in a
single country.
And such is the quality Of "McKin-
leyism"
But it is not France alone that is pay
ing us back our "McKinleyisn" sixty
fold. Canada takes hand in the busi-
ness, too, and has gotten her mills Of re-
taliation a-grinding. Among other re-
taliatory duties which Mckinley has
given Canada cause to impose is the
duty of three cents a pound on our
lard. We exported to British North
-huItIiCd lOI buo hocdl year looo AoAu w
the amount of IA, las, 900 pounds; for the
year 1890 the export was 5,4S5.000
pounds.
As the result Of Canada's duty on lard
our farmers are shut out from that mar
ket. 1t is reported that N. X. Fair
banks & Co.. the extensive pork pack
ers Of Chicago, have leased premises in
Montreal and W Il 60 into the lard busi-
ness there. The report states that they
could not sell their American lard in
Canada owing to the three-cent duty.
Of course Canadian farmers will furnish
the hogs for this Montreal establish
ment
This example shows not only how
"McKinleyism" narrows the market for
our farm products, but also how it drives
American capital out of the country
Was it in view Of fact like this that
Mckinley said: This bill is framed in
the interest of the people Of the United
States?"
Let the farmers keep an eye on "Mc-
Kinleyism.'
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-09-13

C Y, Wakefield, a farmer of Pendle-
ton County, KY. is under arrest in New
port, charged with shooting his niece,
Bessie Coach, and setting fire to his
hnnsn
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-09-13

At sheepshead Bay Tristan ran milo
,nd tbree.sixteenths in 200 Id, beating
Joe Cotton's record by one'swenae'h o'
q second
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-09-13
A High Jumper.

At Elmira, N. Y, the horse Roseberry
beat the worlds high jumping record.
clearing Z feet y inch.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-09-13
To Barin Work on the Grant Monument.

The Grant Monument Association of
New York has received five designs for
the statue and monument AS ssoon as q
choice is made work will be begun.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-09-13

At Genesee, N. Y, in the Thayer
murder trial, Samuel L. Wayman was
sentenced to die October Q.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-09-13

Taxable values in Texas increased
from SSH, 900, 900 in 1880 to s765, 900, 600
in 1890 gan of las per cent in tea
years. And yet the State has scarcely
one protected industry! Texas man
ufactures nothing, and all manufactured
goods go into the State free and AZ
much less cost than Texas could make
them herself, And all this flood OF
cheap goods" has not ruined Texasl On
the contrary, she has much more than
doubled her wealth in ten years! And
without a tariff to keep out cheap goodsi
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-09-13

Protection continued twenty years
longer and the West, with its vast agri'
cultura possibilities, would 70 'paupat
bound hand anl loot.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-07-15

6auie gei1idt bat, obne linn ben 0er=
trag NIT Guglanb our Hatificirung bor'
aulegen. unb bod tudre es bon Seiten
Der &eids.@ esierung febr flug sepeien,
bag giieu gu i6mieben, 10 lanae es nod
beib tpar, b. 3. 10 LANCE Die Begeiiters
un9 iiber sic @rlansung 0eIgolanbs
bas beuii9e Bolt iber bic Sbatfa6e
bintpegtdui1te, baB es eigsntli9 BON
England org iiber ben 26fel barbirt
wurbe. Ser alte Bismard bat bas in
ieiner 6erben Sfenbeit = 10 aiemli@
Der einsigen ansene9men unb liebeuswtirs
bigen gtgenfdaft befeIben = benz 2ais
Ter unb benz r,euen &analer aiemli6
tr6ftig unter bic Nafe gerieben. Sas
8erbdltniB Deutf9lanbs au gn9lanb
In 8e8us auf bieieu Dertras III unges
fdbr bas iener beiben Bauernburi9en,
bic nur cir pfer6 batter, unb bon bes
nen Der cine nit benz anbern folgenbes
Nbtommen traf: rWenu ID reite,
oatui 9 # bu, unb tpea1 bu e f,
bani reit i9l@ @rf gu fpdt merfte
Der Diptrte, baB er BEL oiefem Mbtom.
men INNER au laufen bate! Ni9t biel
anbers gebt Is iebt Deutfnlanb uub Cd
1T fein Wunber, baB bic Sppoition ba'
Bel immermebr gu grouen beginnt. Beion.
berg unangenehm muB es fir 9eutf9.
lanb fein, bob geraoe iebt bic Mel'
bungen lber bic groBartigen grfolge
beg = trob t~pieberbolten Sobt9eiast.
ieins = redt leb~enstrdftigen Dr. ge'
ters in benz Neeerfbnigrei6e lganbc
eintreffen, oas bur6 ben In pti6en abge=
f9IoHenen Nertrag ldngft aus ber beut.
i9et1 Snterefen s Spbdre in bieienigs
g~nglalbs btniibergef6oben tporben lit,
Die diplomatic bat ipieber einmal ON
griiher Slid per6orben, mas peri6nIi9el
Mutb, Musbauer uno 3dbigteit bereits
errei1t unb getponnen batten.
9ie Na9ri6t, bob Der Gaiier Wil:
helm II. feline NoroIanbs @rbolungs'
Gabrt Eber junse Mann reift rei9lid
bel gu feiner grbpIungl absebro9er
bat, UNI benz politifden 56aupIab ee.
rabe iebt ni6t 10 fern au iein, f6eini
fat bas @eriiht au beftdtiger, baB bel
iunge Monar@ bic Nbfdt babe. abi'
Snitiatibe 3ur 26funs Der bulgarif6er
Grage au ergreifen.4 Die Grage If
banit ttur tpentt er mirflin Diefe Nb
f9t baben foIte,-ob es ibm bur9 fold
elm birectes gingreifen gelineen tpirb
bic brDbenbe Rr~ieesgefabr Jul beieitige1
ober ob bies gingreifen nidt bielmeb'
bic Wirfung zines beftigen MinbHDBeI
baben tpirb, Der bic lange i'm 8erborge
men i9melenbe @lutb gu be0en SLAM
men emporlobern ldBt.
Man f6eint f9 briiben nod uni
nod nit Der Iebteren gpentualitdt 3iein
lid uertrout gema9t 3u baben!
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: Bonn @ebeimratb BON Mubboum

= Bonn @ebeinratb bon NuBboum
in Win@en, bel neuerbings In ben
Rubeffano getreten lit, fnb pieIe @e.
f9i9ten i'm S9man9e. bic feline bumpr,
bole Mrt betunben. Gin bairif9er
BrauefeisB sfber lit, tpie 70 biele Bier.
befi1ene in b6beren Semeftern, an Der
@idt. Ct fubr nod Min6en unb ging
3u Rubbaum, Der ihn aus feiner Mili,
tdr5eit Der fannte. nNa, lieber 2rott,1
fagte Der profefor, mo feblt's benn2A
-s9err @ebeimratb, i9 bab's In ben
Beinen." so. 70, in ben Bsinen 20.
ben 5ie'sl Wa fdaun's, tpenn Sizes
oben i'm Rnie baben, NADIA Is bic @i9t;
uenn Sie's aber unten in ben 3ebsn
babeu, NADIA Is bas 3ipperle." vDerr
@~ebeimratb, i@ bab's in ben Rnieen."
$50 baum 3eisen's mol ber ! 49,
Ni4tig, bas Is bic @i6t." Run, unb
mas bilft 6enn bagegen, 6err @ebeims
ratb23-sSa. f9anen's, lieberRrott, ba
benfen's nal iebt bariiber mad, nnb
tuenn sic a ri9tiges MitteI tpiKen, NADIA
fagen's mir's-bann fin ma aae atpoa
In einem Sabre Miliondr." = Run,
uub fonff2" so trinter's bait m6g=
li9ff ueni uno balten's ben SUB marin
unb geftrsdt. - Dante i16n. 0err Sc
beimratb. mas bin i'd i9uloig?"-vOas
foif mir, lieber Rrott, aber bas ttubt aud
mir IL
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-07-15
Bonn 2anboeri6te an @rfurt fiui

= Bonn 2aabgeri9te au grfurt iinb
einige Bauernburi9eu aus Dem Dorfe
Sefuborn, tueI4e bic NbenbmabIs sJeier
Deripottet batten, inbem He bic 6orm
Der Nbenbmabls . Spenbe nahabmten,
inbem fe f6 ObIoten uno SGnaps
barreidtsn, 5u 4 Wo9en Big 3u 8 Mo.
naten @efdngniB D%eruribeilt.
Wie gemelbet pirb, IdBt RG 2ais
fer WiIbelm in Der 2anbi1aft Sarbans
ger, Norpesen. elm S@loB bauer, no.
ielbFt er In iebem CONNER Mufentbali
nebmen min. = Mu9 Der graberaoa
RarI 2ubpig bon OefetreiG. gr3ber3og
Gerbinano unb BITE S6bne tss 3bes
bius bsfinben fid segenwdriis in Nors
tpegen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-07-15
Gtue fibere @elS.Mnlaae

1T eine iet9e, BON welHer Sbnen inter @arantie suae.
f4ert lrerben fam, bab ie befrtebisenbe ReiuItate lie.
fert, pibrisentaus haS ~anseIeste Gelb turiid8e3abIt pirb
Muf hieler 8afi8 tbnnen sic BON benz unten anaeae.
benen &pptbeter cine Tlaf&e Ron Or. ainas Weuen
S4ptnbin@t8 : 9etlmtttel faufen. @8 rirb aarauttrt,
bab bafelbe unter allen I1mitdnben GrIei9teruns se.
Reble, Der Bruft pber Der 9nnaen an,penbet mi,
S8pinbjudt, aunsenentShnbuns, 8rpn8itis, Gf6ma,
aenhbuften, Srdnne sc. sc. Gs 1T ansenebm e~insuneb.
men unb f4medt gut, 1T p6ats iider nnb man fam I'D
timer barauI ~perlaHen.
@rebeEai4sn fret In allen apptbeten. gBbplsiale Bel
Dretb, Tbpmpfcn u. 60.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-07-15
Dad wersienft feat,

Ni muRi4en u~nieren WitblrserR mtt,utbetlen, has
Or. Rings ueueS SdwinpiuGts : Setlmittel bereits
iett elmer Reibe BON Sabren pertanten, ebenic Or.
Rings Neue eeber : Ytnen, BudlenS Wrntea Salbe une
GIectrie Btiters, unb bab mir niemalS HeilmitteI rers
iauft BADEN, bic 70 gut seeben@ cher BITE 70 ~ausemeiu
~tetrieotst baben, mte bieie. 2Btr S0sern teineu ausenz
bid, bic @arautie fur bisie Mittel ieoer 3ett gu tber=
nebmen unn iinb fetS berett, baS perau5gabte WeIn aus
rhdSuBablsu, penn ibrem @ebraude tetne befrteeisens
ben Neiuliate sefclst fiub. Dieie Wittel ~perbduten tbre
srcbe Rcpularitdt ibren ~eiseneu @erbienfen. Bum
@eriauf in alen Gpcthefen unD in Der Drpsuen Grcbs
3anbluns ron Dreib, 9bpmpfcn v. 60.
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Scr ..@Ieftriiden Wina"

Der ,gIettrifden 8iaa" BON
Siemens am Wannfee BEL potsoam
ttatteten %unldnsf bic 2aiisrin 5riebri@
nit ibren S59tern einen Idngeren Be-
iu@ ab. Die 8ebauiung an llfer oes
Wanniees III elm pra6tpert, tuel6es
erff In bieiem Sabre polIenbet poroen
1T. Die @lettriaitdt ipielt In bemielben
cine 9aupirolle. Gi6e, Gammer unb
3eler Rno beiipieIsmeiie nit benz
6peifelaal our9 elettrilde Winia:ur.
babnen perbunben, 10 baB es MIR bes
Orudes auf ben betrefenoen Gnopf be.
batf, UNI bic tleinen gefGlten Maggons
beranfabren gu lo1en.
&err 6. s. @ihaer in Der Wef,
Commerce : StraBe bdlt ftsts bas bon.
tommenfte 2aeer In 3ei9enmoterias
lien, 5apeten, Sarben, Clos. Spiesels
eIas, 8iIberrabmen, 6irniieu unb allen
3ei1nerts unb Walersl ltenfilien. Ginlf.
lerii1 dussefibrte 8ilber uno Statuets
ten &C. fnb in elmer Reconsideration @als
Ierie 3ur Nnfi9t uub gum @erfauf auss
geitent. Sn Sapeten unb 3immeroefos
rationen 1T bas @ef1madbolHte uno
HeueEie bort 3u inben.
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saubbett famn ntd,t sebeilt ipersem

~"OSS SW~sS MsNTs US1SssS W~%~~s'
bur9 locale ~MppIirationen, neil fie ben tranfer
9beiI bes Sbres ni@t erreiden foanen. 81
sisbt nur einsn Bes, bic Saubbeit gu turiren.
unO Der 1T burd toniitutionelle SeiImittel,
saubbeit pirb burd eineu eat3iinbeten 9uitanf
Der fdIeimisen Ausfleibuns bet gufa9ifden
@obre berurfa@t. @eun biefe @0bre f9 ent.
ainoet, babt ibr einen ~rumpelnben Son ober
Embellishments GebSr; unb benn iie san3 se>
idloFen 1T, erfoIst Saubbeit, unb penH Sic
gnt3inbnn9 ni6t seboben unb biefe @0bre tuies
Der III ibren 9eb0tieen 3uftanb Serlest perben
fam, ipir6 baS @eb0r fir INNER seritSrt per-
ben reun Gdue inter 3ebn fInb burd 8utarrb
berurfadt, ueI9er nidts aIS elm ~entSinbeter
8utdno Der f@leimisen OberFd@en 1T.
Wir polIen ~einbunbert Dollars fur jeben
(burd aatarrb rerurfadten) Gau bon 9aubbeit
geben, ben mir nidt bur9 Ginnebmen bon
eaa's Ratarrb Rur beilen f0nnen. 2abt gu@
umIonf gircuIare fcinnen.
8.S. gbeneb & 20, Soleoo. o.
az gertauft bon apotbeterrt, rs Gents.
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SIS 90 o d E.

J0A wv tI"OF~t Nv
id 3ur 3eit unferes Iebten @o@eus8es
ridtes nod i'm 3uifanbe Der S9mebe
befanoen-ber SarifsBil, ber 8uubess
Wablbil unb BET 6ilberbil = 1T i'm
9aufe bieier lebten Mo9e. unb Stuar am
Samstog, menigftens bic eine-ndmli9
bic 3ulebt 9enannte, -erlebigt morben.
Dieielbe lit nit elmer Maioritdt bon
122 gegen SO 5timmen bonn &eprdiens
ta~ntenbauie aneenommen tporben, ua4s
benz bies bereits BON 5eiten BEG Senas
ties aefdeben, unb es liest tetn @runb
Dor, baran 3u 3peifeln, baB Der prdfs
bent He nit feiner unteri6rift berfeben
tperDe. l1eberraf6enb 1T bies &eiultat
teinespegs gerpefen unb man bat ber1s
feIben au9 ni6t i'm e%ntfernteffen nit
ber Spanning entgegengefeben, uie
man bas @rgebniB Der @enatssgnts
f6eibuneen iber bic aaberen beis
ben Bills ent9eseubIidt. Die urfpriiags
lid bpnt Senate auaenommere rabifale
Greiprdsuness8ia III befanntli9 bonn
9aufe niebergefimrat tDorben. Das
rauf lieB baum ber Senat feline urs
fprhngli9e 8ia san3 unb got fallen
s.s u. ex usa n O d oo,,, on.
Ss.s gaa 49, s,e9G Sa MI,
cine Nermebrung Der Silberprdgung
(25 mol 10 bel als bisber) eingefibri
.us!osn UNIV. S.ss wa aaa - :, up
y ysM posa Sss Mnnasn o oaIomn.
9%sayu..nab tai Snaug,ms Sss oa1s
Sua.naas.gs Is. =" az ,.a..m aassn 81,
Honps gs'asassa.e Esa', s;asax s m!m .,; ~,
cla. Dss aaeyI.. Ue.ss Dssi. e; T wv -,
is.n. uub ust u ..S Y,sa a. o - s;sh M
pul..lsA asabsr, wue..aI " e s.s uy n;.'
xIpDIa!IIsH: 1slmI ws.S mun KY S...
aMet,Ian.lgsa Yu.D las sussasu gsgs.
! oaSn usIl1ussn, pup ivy oSa W
VoIDDagluas limit sa.ys o.dsH.s.,
DagIsnO n.a gssn nuw umO Auw Sa'
aaslgnsB''Wsa Sn; "a nhss s's Sas
ysn 'g s.u S'gsa W Is cnx MY. Su a
o.sle ON unsn gsHsM NC Iaun.sl ~
pIsn D'tp, uelye s'I lpswss Ss'ys.
TlgeOen, paB q wv SahSe wv y.
eanIssueIIIsln Is9le unn uaB pvl aae'
OIngen Megr Ve.o "a'el pug opil lOni'
a'tn mens. m..a.u x..:.s
ao!s n.s sUls.s p.sns oels.as ~ us'
.ss1sn 9cousa @naulgaa a a1. :,
" ~ esa 40 m S.uu'eM oe. 1asun -
SaaIs o.slst anOgs uag wv NJ Tsl -
S.au. g'AsHssIDn.n'sni nuus y ~
In 9. Dss asus S.uu, ~ " s noo suna
angsgsns. aou,yvo La u
atz4ssIls a.lp es~e U s.us sp.s D.s
9 yuAsss.SsaalsA ! M sulunaa4ss
gsnosaA;sa-ugsl u.s Js1osteaB ~ sS.
I'VE W. ~ nU UI nno nva.S ~ ouy.'
gpa3llsis lvV,Vvu S.s'sn' y pap VI
glalst gsOgsss aui I rSFsls sshs
Sluaosaa : lsel!s lp9s!H gss lpate
~ Uas InI unlsasH gIss9pu. S5slaap.
pssgsr OeIaAn.lsg j. paags W .
lelne &Irper uno gHlei elln1al ppp
e soren,osh. ~ per YoIl ooa
4ls Curriculum ltinB bierbsi srtudbnt
Iperpei15 oaB PIES oer eITe SIdat
per NgIpl u, ~ pelWeM q uIaus
en- 5t5m ~ : 81 oet polllIlgefl
xeaDlen gill. 5m 3erfitortlthl zbpos
MING nut Is fQ1Dtt felt ubet ~ sfdnreIt
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-07-15

Webrere Monate lit i'd an Bruft.
betlemnuus unb fein Nittel bra9te
mir Sinberung. Sd sebraudte f@lieBs
LID Or. Musuf 26nia's hamburger
Grnfttbee uno in flr3er 3eit NOR i6
gebeilt. -0ermau Mrppng, AZ 6ulton'
StraBe, 2~ancaIier, pa.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-07-15
&eberhiden
giebere 8etlmn9.

@,ff Satren IeibtI @b unb su Isibs t9
"a an etntus Qsterltt> an etnem 9sterltibtn,
ben unb fobalb i'd DR.. DaTfpsfaae, Mppettt>
Mnsuit 9Bnte's 2am> lrFsttit. @dlahOftetstt,
burger 9rupfen baes. &c. g ettbt ntfte
gen anpsnbt fitIe I'd btfnte Dagger. wte
uab Fnb 81. ausuf 8Snis's
bitft alsgt3eiHnttsn 3arabuFSer Srtpfen,
4rspftn be6iueeen itets trenn mad DOri4rttt
Id utetntnt 9aufe gu anBetpanot; ne ieutsn
fnbsn.- Mntpn Rlab, IN feinena 3auit feb
sos RapIesG Ctr, &p> len.- betnri4 Stini>
&ttsr, 81. o. nsr, Detroit, MtH.
pssis so eents; IN alien abattsIensa tabsa.
ssa CHARLES A. yoeELEa CO.. Baltimore. M.
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Nh CHARLES A. voaELEa CO.. saIAnors. n.
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6ambnrger sropfen.

6rsi Sahre lit i'd tsber iwti Sabrt
an einsrt tefttssn Mas lit i'd an etnent befti>
ssnItibsu unb braufte gen @aset : 8atarrb
bk rtrf9ieben fen unb Seferte f6 n1ein
MitttI rtne ben ee> 9uitdnb erif, raaoen1
fineifen Grfole. gu ID anfins Or. @usuit
list ua1tt ID eintn 8Snis's 9dntbur8er
NtriuA nit 81. dug. 9rppfen einsunebmtn.
RSni4'S @ambureer Ma@ be Uebraude
TroSfea unb ldsn mad BON yier GIafnen mar
Yfritfp Wsbfauh trurte i'd nteber yolIfdnbis
fd pplfdnbia bsrae> bersseelt. -9aul &pes
Reas.-Btrtba Wuplfe, Der, 2s5 9arabsesStr
Gts6tsn, Cal. gtieaso, sue.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-10-31
A CLEVER DOCTOR.
Knocked His Opponent Down and Then
Charged for Treating Him.

Knocked His Opponent Down and Then
Charged for Treating Him.
A well-known South Brooklyn surgeon
was passing along Butler street shortly
before midnight, when the air was sud-
denly rent by woman's screams of ter
ror and cries for help. In the fourth
story windows of a tenement house OPP
posite he could see the outlines of strug-
Cling forms.
Dashing into the dark hallway and
cropping up the stairs, he reached the
scene of contention and found burly
teamster in a frenzy Of intoxication
beating and kicking his wife. The doc
tors eye instantly noticed heavy whip
standing at the foot of the sofa. Seiz-
ing it and ''hefting' it for a moment, he
brought the loaded butt down upon the
skull of the wife-beater. The man who
delivered the blow had thorough
knowledge of anatomy; the man who
received the blow went down as if
thousand volts of electricity had hit him
in the neck.
AS soon as the wife saw blood trick
ling by the husbands ear she began to
blubber out that he was killed.
Don't be alarmed, my good woman"
said her visitor. 81 am Doctor So-and-
So. and I'll repair the slight damage
have done"
While he was putting some stitches in
the wound he had inflicted the sobbing
wife explained that her husband was
naturally kind man, but that he had
that day won little money on the races
and had become crazed with liquor.
When the surgeon brought the man
back to consciousness he made the pa
tient hand over 81 for medical services
just to impress the occasion on his
memory, he said. The injured man
grumbled and protested, but no had to
0av-N Y Herald
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-10-31

on toward New York. The name of the
young man was James Slimsey, and he
lived on a farm in Nav Jersey. Near
by lived a beauteous maid whom he
loved. He said he was bound to have
her.
Bound to Havre? You mean you
were bound to Coney Island" inter
ruptcd the stranger, who was evidently
of humorous disposition.
"Same thing" replied Slimsey, who
went on to say that he found it much
easier to love the girl than to make the
girl love him. Moreover, he had a
rival, fellow named Bill Pike. Slimsey
had watched for an opportunity to steal
a march on Bill Pike, but lacked capt.
tai. Fortunately he had found purse
containing ten dollars in the road, so he
grasped the golden opportunity before
it had time to turn the corner. He saw
Katie at once and arranged for trip
among the chowder jungles of Coney
Island.
could you not find the real owner Of
the money!" asked the clerical-looking
gentleman.
Il think it belonged to dad," replied
James.
"You should never take even pin
that does not belong to you"
81 had to. Bill Pike is a perfect SPELL
binder among the female SEX"
Young Mr.. Slimsey went on to tell
about the progress of his courtship.
after She had wrapped herself around
fifty cents worth of doughnuts, hot sau-
sages and other tropical fruits" to use
the homely expression of the New
Jersey swain, he could feel her grip
tighten on his arm. so! Jim, don't you
smell that clam chowder," she said,
with beaming glance. GLOW about
Bill Pike?" asked Jim, cautiously, be-
fore he made any more permanent in
vestments. ''You know despise him.
she replied, tossing her head scornfully.
They Immediately visited clam
chowder laboratory, and there were sew
eral encores to the first plate. Suisse
quently there were ice-cream duets, in
which the accomplished Miss Kate
Shuckers-for that was her name
played the big spoon. The young man
felt pretty sure that he was solid with
Katie, and he came very near popping
the question at the popcorn stand, but
to make certain, remembering the unre-
liability of the sex, he invested moro of
his capital in candy, hobby horses, lem
onade, peanuts, two trips on the roller
coaster, tin type of them both in q
group, and finally to clinch matters he
sooS ter to the large. stationary, artif-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1890-10-31
Jim SHAITuCKS.

Oh! he'd hurl the dictionary premiscus through
the air,
An he'd iab statistics inter We frum almost
ev'rywhare.
An OF Erastus Beede
Said he ct a cyclOpedy
Ev'ry mornin 18th his hreakfast an b'lieve
he did, swear.
AN in knowledge Of the Scriptur' he could lay
the parson fat.
'Bout MelchizedelS an Moses, Jonah an Jeho-
sophat,
An you couldn't fin his ekil
In Levlticus or Zellil;
He KEEP all the law an prophets packed away
beneath his hat.
He'd !,ote Congressional Reports Jest like his A
&c,
IN of all the laws and statoots he possessed
a full idee.
An he'd argify on science
18th all the in tellectual giants
An he'd run 'em frum their burrows, an he'd
chase 'em up tree.
An down to Peleg Perkins store he ulster set
an talk;
One day wen he wuz spoutin' in there como an
orlierd gawk.
An he kinder snesked an sided
Like boss that isn't bridled
An Jim pitched into him an tried to make him
toe the chalk.
An the gawk he looked so silly that we kinder
pitied him.
An Peleg Perkins whispered: "Kinder stroke
him easy, jim"
Then the gawk he squirmed an wiggled
Till the gal clerk up an giggled
Then he wadcd in an argered like blessed
seraphim!
He pelted Jim 18th school books till I tell yc 1t
rich
An he'd whelt him with the Bible as he'd beat
him with switch.
18th the history OF Chiny,
Timbuctoo an North Carliny,
Theology an jollogy, geogerfy an SIGH.
Hold kotc the Presidents messages an his in
augcrul speech,
An no Crumb in wisdOm's pantry seemed to be
beyond his reach;
All hist'ry would he gable on
Firm Boston back to Babylon;
Wen no shook the tree of knowledge cv'ry
shake would drop peach.
An Jim he sorter wilted an then hung down
his head,
An slowly shuf1led frum the store, but not
word he said,
An we all knew Of jim Shattucks
Had net his AppomattOX;
Mex day his children foun' him. in the upper
corn.fcld dcad
S. W. Foss in Yankee Blade.