The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-07-24
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do no, yon uss fool Tia, 10 the lerg
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"A Fsiilial Boy Il The boss ib1 No
wheB vii b. be b>st1 eaai ssyi
Why cant yost He told ns 90. to.
-Cisrs Il have ,neh horror OF grow.
ing old Msud ls.eeii,)-l shoold ibint
.oH seald have sos over /, BY this time.
That's . very bright baby you have
there. ssid . mac 10 = LADY. Well. she
replied. he ough, 10 be bright; he's .
sep.
The year old boy vbo WAS both q
.besIbsrfos sni . cart 10 about ~ much
embarrassed |. young man with two
s,ris
-- How 10 she your sister, by msrfiagsi
n no.slsmmaed Chsppis. Quite the re
verse. yos know. By refusal Of msr'
risse.
The Maori women Of New Zealand are
iiIlies themselves thy ns 10 wear corsets
since they have seen them on the mission.
sfy women.
When . young man besios 10 talk
Sbou, his troubles TO girl Il 10 sisn that
u vill not be very long before she Will be
bic greatest one.
"A learned writer declares that butter
~N unknovn 10 the snciebts. This makes
II harder ihsn ever 10 sccount for the
favor Of some We have tasted.
He whs. would you say il were to
tell you that u vas your money that
bought mei She shouId say that
paid sefy large price for such rs 40 10.
significant article.
FIRST Poet Il an going 10 get even
With the editor Of the Nogood Magazine.
Second Poet How First Poet-I've sent
him poem, and I've poisoned the mucil
age 90 the return envelope.
Benevolent - Well, Fritz. you got
whipped 10 school today Yes. bu, it did
no, hurt Bat You certsinly have been
crying Oh, ] waited to let the teacher
have little pleasure on, Of It.
A Morning Call, Mrs. Pattsngill 10
neighbor who has iats dropped in No
Elviry. can't ssy no really l can't
that enjoy goin' TO funerals. 'ceptin', OF
course. when its one OF my own folks.
Not Much Mind to Make up You
are too vacillstiDe, Mr.. Scrogss said.
could make up my mind Oh the matter 81
once, So could l, my dear. replied
Scrogss, il ! had as little as you have.
Thompsorio Miss Plain. hoIust left the
piano. You played that very beautifully
Miss Plalr. II seems | have heard that
song before, Wnat is the name OF II please
Mics Plsir-l. is called Down Went Nc.
Giny
Practical Education. Mr.. Mscgoolin
Ny Charley writes from college an says as
how he and your Dan is tskin' fencin
lessons. Mr.. Poppinlay Good Well SCI
them boys 10 digsin post hole when they
get homei
--Hurroo for ould OirelAnd. exclaimed
Mnldoon when be came across the names
O'rempors, o'Mores. They are cousins
Of me own. only twice removed, he ex.
planned, tossing his head in supreme self
satisfaction.
Mrs. Uptown What can we do. dear,
TO pass away tho time until evening. Mrs.
Aboutown = L,t us go around the stores
and run mp some bills for our husbands
TO pay. The more money they .have to
raise the less time they have TO scold
Mamma had found il necessary TO dis.
cipline George Tor being uAughiy one day
usually forgsipg nature Of the child was
held 10 check until bis father came home
when the little boy ran 10 him aud said
Papa | saot you to do snmpGu for me;
want you 10 discharge mamma
Old Nanny lived in North Carolins.
very near the line. When the boundary
between that state and Virginia was chang
I'd, abe Was told that now she lived 10
Virginia Well. she sussered, / am pow
erful glad. alwsys heard that Virginia
vas . hesither state than North Oarolins.
fellow thinking to appear smart en-
ieren no,ion store on Sixth Avenue the
other day and said 10 one OF the ssleslsd
les. Ever have any call for husbands
heref On. yes. occasionally. Are you
looking for marketi Yes, said Saarty.
All right step RICH. up on the ten ecu,
counter
big Firm Man Il wish you would
give NJ Stise up sod run u a. news. Se,
your price. Editor We never do that
sif. Blu, IN tell You shat bad thought
OF dong. shall write up your business,
- ee'ns Of inieres, TO our readers; and OF
course, II about tao thirds Of your graft
tnde msiersliz,d II would be noltins more
'ban might be expected.
"A ten yssrs old boy thinks bis father
hnoss great deal; At ffieen he knows ~
nnch - bis father. Ut twenty be knows
twice Is much; al thirty BIO is willing TO
take bis advice; .. forty be begins to think
bis father knows something. after all; .,
6f,y be b~sirs 10 seek bis sdyice. snd .,
ATTY, siiss bis father is dead. be thinks be
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