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The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06
. Teach ohldren to Love Flowers.

Nothing is more genuinely beautiful
than the love of children for flowers,
and nothing pays a greater profit in the
market OF morality and usefulness than
system Of encouragement In the love
for and care Of them. The movement
inaugurated few years ago in Boston
by Mrs. H. L. T. Wolcott to provide the
children Of the Sunday-schools with
potted plants at Easter time, with the
promise Of prize to be awarded to
those who are the most faithful in the
care and attention to H. has done much
in the cultivation Of taste for flowers
II can not have failed, also, in its mis-
sion othe childish heart There NAV
be efforts for the elevation OF human
ity OF a loftier nature, but surely none
which more accurately performs its
work in the ennobling OF youthful
minds and in turning aspirations toward
higher things in life. Boston Adver.
ffEar
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06
WATCH YOUR KETTLE.
A False and stupid Proverb That Stan
In. Mad r.F Raxisf,n

A False and stupid Proverb That Stands
In Need of Revision.
There is a bit OF proverbial philosophy
afloat to the,effect chat "a watched ket-
tie never boils" False philosophy this,
whether taken literally or fguratively.
In the one case, it is an idiotic super
stition; in the other, stupid mistaken
in either, humbug and cheat.
Cease to watch your business kettle,
and what comes of leaving it to take
care of itself2 1t either becomes stone
cold or blows up. You don't want your
enterprise oyer-done. and you don't want
it under-done Your object is TO strike
the golden mean between lukewarmnes
and the explosive point, represented,
we will say, by 212 Of Fahrenheit How
are you to stimulate the contents OF
your kettle up to the right mark-to
make them ebullient without turning
them into dangerous element-unless
you regulate the upward tendency ju.
diciously. 1t is only the neglected bust
ness kettle that never boils to good
purpose. ~
Suppose Lord Worcester, Marquis OF
Somerset, had not watched his kettle,
and so had not observed the phenom.
enon of the Tapping lid, forced into mo-
tion by the pressure of the escaping
steam? If the Marquis had not received
that hint from his watched kettle as to
the latent force of steam, who can tell
what deprivation of motive power man
kind would have undergone?
Your moral kettle must be looked
after, too, or it is more likely to freeze
than boil. Morality, without the
warmth Of feeling necessary to make it
active, Is not OF much use. In fact, all
the sfigurative Kettles, Individual and
social, Included within the range of hu-
man hopes and duties, require to be
Closely watched.
The world is paved, as one may say,
with the wrecks OF Kettles which would
have been Of incalculable utility if they
had been properly managed-reforma-
tory kettles, for example, which only
required the fire of zeal TO keep them
going, and the guardianship of practical
common sense 70 regulate them, in or
der 10 become valuable utensils in the
kitchen of Progress.
To watch your kettle till it boils, and
all the time that it is boiling, is the
only sure way to provide against acct
dents.-N. Y. Ledger. q
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06
woMAN.s INTUITION.
Nearly Always Right In Her Judgment Il
Regard to Common Things.

Nearly Always Right IN Her Judgment IN
Regard to Common Things.
An old gentleman over seventy, came into
the city from his farm, without his oyercoat.
The day turned chilly and he was obliged to
forego hisvisit to the fair
To friend who demonstrated with him
for going away from home thns'unprepar
he said: ~ thought it was going to be warm;
my wife told me to take my overcoat, but !
wouldn't Women have more sense than
men anyway
A frank admission.
Women's good sense is said to come from
intuition; may it not be that they are more
close observers OF little things. One thing
is certain, they are apt to strike the nail on
the head, in all the ordinary problems Of
life, more frequently than the lords of crea-
ton.
According to DR. Alice Bennett, who re
Gently read a paper on Bright's disease be
fore the Pennsylvania State Medical Society,
persons subject to bilious attacks and sick
headaches, who have crawling sensations,
like the flowing of water in the head, who
are tired all the time and have unexplained
attacks Of sudden weakness, may well be
suspected of dangerous tendencies in the
direction of Brights disease. ?
The veteran newspaper correspondent,
10 Howard, of the New York Press, in noting
this statement. suggests PessEbiss alice is
correct in her diagnosis, put why doesn't
she give some idea OF treatments / know a
man who has been tired all the time for
ten years. Night before last he took two
doses Of calomel and yesterday he wished
he hadn't - So q
proper answer is found in the following
letter of Mrs. Davis, wife Of Rev. VIM. J.
Davis, OF Basil, o., June 2lst, 1890:
~ do not hesitate TO say that owe my life
to Warmers Safe Cure / had a constant
hemorrhage from my kidneys for more than
five months. The physicians could do moth
ing for me. My husband spent hundreds Of
dollars and was not relieved | was under
the care OF the most eminent medical men in
the State The hemorrhage ceased before
had taken one bottle of the Safe Cure.
can safely and do cheerfully recommend i
to all who are sufferers Of kidney troubles
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

Dyspeptics are ever hopeless They seek
relief from their distress of stomach and Of
liver, and find it not Indigestion, heart
burn, vertigo, extreme lassitude, loss OF
energy, peevishness, etc, is the bane Of
their existence and mars the compiacent
feelings of others around the family Preside.
Why won't dyspeptics come and be cured
1t can be done. There is one sure way Of
strengthening the digestive organs and re-
moving every symptom OF general debility
caused thereby. But this cannot be done by
the taking Of pills and other cathartic mix
lures Such treatment while seeming TO
give temporary relief at first, in the end
aggravates the disease and increases the
suffering, for it is like whipping a tired
horse, It irritates and urges, but the
strength to move at last gives out entirely,
Thousands OF former dyspeptics are now
happy in health aud strength of stomach
brought about by the use Of the finest OF
strengthening and healing tonic alternatives
known as DIR. John Bulls Sarsaparila, the
condensed virtue of many excellent herbs.
1t is the biggest and the best Sarsaparilla
sold
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06
FACTS BY FvUuFgs.

THxHE are 1000, 600 head OF sheep and
goats Id New Mexico
THeUeH the population OF the United
States Is in excess OF that Of Great
Britain. the British railways last year
carried 750. O0o, 900 passengers. as against
$4,000. 900 in America
ACCORDING to statistics recently pub
lished there Is more salt consumed In
England han I'm any other coHntry In
Europe. In France the consumption is
is kilogrammes head; In Italy, 10; In
Russia, Q; in Austria, 9; in Prussia, u
in Spain, 0; in Switzerland, ii in En-
gland. 20 kilogrammes.
LAST years foods sent about 400, O0o.-
600 feet Of lumber down the Susquehan
ma, and . lumberman's exchange was
organized at Columbia to reap some
benefit from logs caught. Today they
have 100000 feet OF lumber in stock
in the yards OF their saw-mi11, and to
date the exchange has divided 100000
among It's members. Ii is estimated the
profits will reach $500, 600.
THE present economical condition of
France is considered unusually favor
able by her statesmen. The harvest
this year was about 12o.oo0.oo0 hecto-
liters 600 quarts) OF grain, the largest
OF the last decade. The export of man
ufactures has increased as well as the
import Of raw materials. Almost $780,
600, 900 lie in the savings banks. The
railway profits have also increased.
EXTENSIVE tests have recently been
undertaken in Russia as to oolor-blind-
ness among the various railway servants.
The result was that Of 1889 points
men, 6s were color-blfnd; Of 4,89o sta
tion-masters, II were color-blind, of
1891 machinists, 81 were color-blind;
and Of is, 500 watchmen on the railways,
i40 were color blind. The various color
blind officials have now been either
transferred to occupations where this
defect is of no Importance, or dismissed.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06
MUSICAL.

There sasp.s 20 DO little going on
in musical circles of late, but there
is much talk, among musical people,
of the marvellous cure of Miss B,
the high contralto singer, who has
long suffered from severe throat
or bronchial affection, superinduced
by Catarrh in the Head, and who
has been perfectly cured by the
use of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy,
coupled with the use of DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. For
all bronchial, throat and lung affec
tions, and lingering coughs, it is an
unequaled remedy. When cornpli-
Gated with Chronic Nasal Catarrh,
its use should be coupled with the
use of DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
OF all druggists.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06
swsgT sgLLs 81 srRATfoRo.


Sweet bells o. Stratford telling slow,
In summer gloaming's golden glow,
hear and feel thy voice divine,
And an my soul responds to thine.
AS now hear thee, even so
My Shakespeare heard thee long ago,
When lone by Avon's pensiye stream
He wandered Ia hts haunted dream;
Heard thee, and far his fancy sped
Through spectral caverns OF the deed,
And sought and sought IN valn--to pierce
The secret OF the universe.
AS now thou mournest didst thou mourn
on that sad day when he was borne
Through the long aisle Of honeyed lines
To rest beneath the ehambered chimes.
He heard thee not. nor cared TO heart
Another voice was in his car,
And, freed from all the bonds OK men,
He knew the awful secret then.
Sweet bells Of stratford toll, and be
a golden promise unto me
or that great hour when / shall know
The path wherein his footsteps got
William Winter, in Harper's Weekly.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that can not be
cured by taking Halls Catarrh Cure
F.J. CHENEY 81 Co, Props, Toledo, 0.
Cheney for the last fifteen years, and believe
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transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West Il Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
Walding, Kinnan Il Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Hall Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials free
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

OLD GENTLEMAN lat his daughters
weddingl-"My dear, don't see how
am to get along without you" Bride
Never mind, pa. Since the ceremony
was performed my husband has con-
fessed that he hasn't enough saved 10 go
10 housekeeping, SO you may not lose
me after all"
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

Mr.. Newman-Willie, what did your
sister say about the ring gave her?
Willie-she thaid she wondered who
wath fool enough 70 tFuths you for it,
Jewellers Weekly.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

When you were reading the large pros
pectus of TIE YoUTH's COMPANION, pub
stop to consider what a wealth OF talent was
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COMPANION, Boston.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

Teacher (hnding out who had hit him
With a paper halD-You thought that
very funny, didn't you?
johnnie would have II hadn't
been caught Life
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06
HAckErr, ARKANSAS, Aug. 90, 1887.


DIR. A. L. SHALLENBERGER,
Rochester, Pa. Dear Sir:-I wish
you TO send me bottle Of your Antidote for
Malaria, which see advertised in the Meth
odfst Adroedte, Chattanooga, Tenn, and
which / cannot get here. Fifteen years ago
my mother had third day chilis, and after
trying the doctors and other medicines
without relief, friend recommended yoer
Antidote; she tried it, and ono dose effected a
permanent cure Truly yours,
J. 5. EDWARDS,
Pastor NJ f.. Church.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

CLARA SwEET-"Mr. Dumley, here's
conundrum for you. What is the
point of similarity between yourself
and statue?a Mr.. Dunley--"I haven't
the slightest idea Clara Sweet-"Why,
Mr.. Dumley, had no idea you were
such good guesser."
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

E Dyspepsia troubled me for number of
years aud / was nervous and weak. A
friend got me TO use DIR. Bulls Sarsaparilla,
and everything l now eat agrees with me,
Ny stomach now gives me no pain and
enjoy my food.-R. n Randolph, Dss MotHes.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

II OBSERVE" said an English woman
who was visiting in this country, that
you refer to the young woman who Just
came into this room as help" Yes"
Whom does she help2p Herself"
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

You can read happy mind in happy
countenance without much penetration.
This is the sort of counteuanee that the
Quondam bilious sufferer or dyspeptic re-
lieved By Hostetter's Stomach Bitters wears.
You viii meet many such. The great ston1-
achic and Alternative also provides happiness
for the maiari0us, the rheumatic, the weak,
aud those troubled with inaction Of the kid
news and bladder
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

$50 vcn 'vhu no leave me. tiwtchen2
! ani'very sorry; baE az co1rss- II Won
think yon tan do 5estcr-- 3That's
mob y I. asl. magm, Az geiaz "a be
nasgsaa Bsssgoaae HlaNsF
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

lou make no mistake II you occasionally
give your children DIR. Bulls Worm De-
of good
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

Do NOT suffer from sick headache moment
longer. tits not necessary. Carter's Little
Liver Pills will cure you. Dose, one little
pill. Small price. Small dose. Small pill
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

Attorney examining witness(--Did
the defendant use incorporate language
Witness-7Yss, siFs ha had been drin,1-
ing heavilyfor twoaays West Shore.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

Aphilosopher Is one who can success ally
persuade himself Il hat he Is happy because
he ought to be, when he ixnot Judge
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06
Pastor III. &. Church


FRENCH Officer to raw recruit)--Do me
the favor to dislnount aud look what gawk
you are ou horseback Pick Me Up.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

A YOUNG lady OF our acquaintance who 10
very fond Of q minister says her love is for
reverend ever.-Binghamton Leader.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

A COOP rule In reading is not TO let your
voice fall too suddenly; it might get
cracked Binghamton Republican
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

TIE best cough medicine Is Pisois Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 25c
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

HE-"What beautiful moon that is,
darlingp Could you ask for better
one?" She tired OF waiting for him to
PROPOSE Yes, Georgia honeymoon"
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

TIE wagon-spoke TO the wheel and said it
made him tired to be connected with such
low felloes as he was, but he was sur
rounded by circle through which he could
not bresk.-Boston Courier
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

sWHr don't you take something for your
coldi' Thanks, don't care il DO. IN. 7.
Journal.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06
How,s This,

QUEER creature, the barber--he docs all
bis head work with his hands.-Elmira
Gazette.
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

CHECK Colds and Bronchitis with Hale's
Honey OF HoTehoul.d and Tar. s,asas.sassssssses
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute
The Russellville Democrat., 1890-11-06

WE don't put our great men on postage
stamps until they are dead. 30 they never
know when they're licked