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The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

"A travelling printer once dropped
into a way.back printing office, seeking
work. The proprietor, one of those
thrifty individuals who combine the
duties of editor with other pursuits,
such as doctoring horses, pulling teeth,
and peddling sewing machines, sat at
his desk in the eomposing-room. want
any help?p said the traveller. Eyes,
give you twenty cents q thousand"
Guess not, / don't work for less than
forty cents a thousand The proprietor
scrowled and growled out: 1--WE amt
hiring angels. II should think not, y
replied the printer, "from the looks Of
the poor devils on your cases."-The
Union Printer.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

II wish TO say to the congregation"
said the minister, ''that the pulpit is
not Irresponsible for the error of the
printer on the tickess for the concert in
the Sunday-school room. The concert
is for the benefit Of the arch fund, not
the arch flend. We will now sing hymn
six, TO err is human, 10 forgive di-
yine.'"-N. Y. Sun.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

Senator Evarts got off a good thing
On a gentleman at a party in Washing
ton about distinguishing between a
canvas'back and u red-hcad. "An in.
f~allililc test" he remarked, sis in the
length of the BILL just here he was
completely broken up by a lady who
leaned forward and interjected, But
senator, | never serve either canvas
backs or red-heads at my table with
bills"
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

Attention Of those suffering with Dropsy
is called to DR., II. IL Green u Sons fair
offer to furnish free i ten days trial treat
mcnt to every sufferer. These physicians
have made hundreds Of almost miraculous
today stand as the only successful Dropsy
specialists in the world. See their ad. in
this paper.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

MY stomach and digestive organs were in
q chronic state of disorder and my liver
and bowels 30 torpid at times that l had TO
resort to the most drastic cathartlcs, which
would always leave me in Il delicate condi-
ton / suffered from general debility and
my whole system became d%erangcd. Sick
headaches and violent cramps in my stomach
were common, us also frequent skin erup-
tons, and nc woman suffered from the
weaknesses of our sex as | did. Twas under
treatment of several physicians and also
used a much advertised s~arsaparilla with
out the least apparent relief, but instead my
health became worse. | reluctantly con-
scntcd to try Bulls S|arsaparilla. The txst
dose convinced me it was stronger than ahy
other and | felt II warmth through my whole
system. Before / had finished the first bot
tie | began to improve. | have only taken
five bottles, and now my appetite is splendid,
my bowels regular, and my digestion as
good as it ever was. My headache and
other troubles have ceased and ! am better
than l have been for ten years.-Ann. l..
Cooke, NJ. Vernon, Ind.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

Fifteen years ago Henry Hill, of
Council Bluffs, Ia, swore that he would
not shave until Susan Il. Anthony was
elected president. And he kept his
word. His whiskers now are more than
three feet long.-petroit Free Press
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

ToTHE EDITon your read.
above named disease. By its timely use
of hopeless cases have been per-
mailently cured. shall be glad to send two
bottles of my remedy FaER TO any of your
readers who have consumption If they will
send me thoir express and post-ofice adj
dress. Respectfully, T. A SLoCUM, M, c.;
ISL Pearl street, New York.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

Not only shortcns labor and lessons pain
attending it, but greatly diminishes tho
danger to life of both mother and child If
Write to The Bradfeld Regulator Co, At
lanta, Ga, for further particulars. Sold by
all druggists.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13
Fair PLAY -

is all that is asked for DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, when taken for catarrh
in the head, or for bronchial or throat af-
fections, or lung sorofula commonly known
as consumption of the lungs) and If taken
in time, and given q fair trial. it will cure
or the money paid for II will be refunded.
1t Is the only guaranteed cure.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

TOLEDO u, Jun. IU, 1851,
MEssRs. +. J. CHENEY e. Co.-Gentiemcn:
l nave been in the general practice Of
medicine for most 40 years. and would
say that in all my practice and experience
nave never seen a preparation that l could
prescribe with as much confidence Of sue
cess as I can Halls Catarrh Cure, manufact-
ured by you. Have prescribed 1t a great
many times and it's effect is wonderful, and
would say in conclusion that have yet to
find a caseof Catarrh that it would not cure,
if they would take it according to directions.
Yours Truly, l.. l.. GoRNUCH, M. d.,
Office, 2l5 Summit ST.
We will give 800 for any case of Catatrh
that can not be cured with Halls Catarrh
Cure. Taken internally.
+. j. CHENEY a. Co Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13
TRANSFERRING OF LATE.

A MOVEMENT for the establishment Of
free Turkish baths has been started in
Brooklyn,
SOME professors who have been dig.
ging into the Indian mounds Of Penn
s~ylvania have unearthed the skeleton
of n brave who must have stood twelve
feet high.
Two YOUNG ladies' were lately dis.
missed from the State Normal School
at Bfidgewater, Mass, because they re-
fused to give up tricycle. riding dt the
comma nd of the principal.
SINCE Mayor Grant began his warfare
upon overhead wires in New York more
than twenty-five hundred poles and
fc urteen million five hundred thousand
feet of wire have come down.
An Emporia (Kan.) girl wrote to Jay
Gould and asked him to give her a black
silk dress, as she was about to be mar.
ricd and her folks were too poor to buy
her one. Although she has written four
melting epistles TO the autocrat she
still has no black silk.
IT Is not an uncommon thing for q
party of picnickers to be caught in o
storm and have their clothing drenched,
but it remained for a Colorado picnic
party to be caught in a blizzard and
have their ears frozen. January and
February picnics may DO very funny,
but they are attended with considerable
danger.
THE Boston Post-Oflce Clerks Asso
citation, which has been In existence
since 1888, became lately a permanent
organization, u constitution and bylaws
being adopted for the first timc and
officers being elected. The association
was formed for the purpose Of obtain
ing, If possible, a proper classification
of postal clerks, especially in regard t.
the matter Of salaries.
AT last there is q perfected plan
backed by money already subscribed, t,
utilize the power of Niagara-not o
Niagara falls, but of tho waterhead o
the river above the falls. Tho Magyar;
River Hydraulic Tunnel Power &
! Sewer Company will soon begin the dig
ging and blasting necessary for thu
building of its main tunnel, which vii
be about two and one-half miles long.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

HARSH purgative remedies are fast giving
way to the gentle action and mild effects Of
Carriers Little Liver Pills. If you try them,
they will certainly please you.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

The boy is obliged to study the
''shorter Catechism' perhaps wonders
sometimes how this book came to its
name.-Boston Courier.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

WE moved here recently and the druggist
Destroyers, but when l said l wouldn't have
any other, he said he would get somo in n
few days, ana so he did. l know what DR..
Bulls Worm D~estroyers will do, and will
not give my children any other.-nrs. J. ID.
Blair, Barton, Cal.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13
svMrnn, sourH cAnoLrsA, Junead 1851.

SOUTH CAROLiNA, "a, 1851
Or. A. I. BHALLENBERGER,
Rochester, Pa Dear Sfr.-I have
been using your Antidote for Malaria in my
family, for several years. For more than q
l had not strength to walk. Mr.. Whomsley
begged me TO try the Antidote, and it cured
me Mt once. l am nova strong, healthy man.
We use no other medicine in the family, as
we find 1t the quickest, safest, and also the
cheapest Yours very truly,
SAMUEL CLARK
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

No SOAP has eucr been initiated as much as
Dobbins' Electric Soap. The market is jul
of limitations. Be careful that you are not
deceived. ~. B. Dobbins, Philadelphia and
New York; is stamped on every bar.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

THE position Of Minister to Greece is
looked upon as a fat fice.-Yonkers States.
man,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

THE THROAT .-."Brown's bronchial Trochcyn
act directly on the organs OF the voice.
They have an extraordinary effect in all
disorders of the throat.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

THE nervous timidity Of brides and
erooms can be easily explained, since it is
natural for contracting parties to have a
shrinking manner.-Baltimore American.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

CLEANSE the liver, stomach, bowels and
whole system by using DIR. Pierce's Pellets.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

CHECK Colds and Bronchitis with Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Curci in one minute.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

THOSE who wish to practice economy
should buy Carter's Little Liver Pills.
Forty pills in "a vial; only one pill a dose.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

BUTCHERS are authority for the statement
that u large percentage OF "good livers'' arc
"going TO tho dogs neutrality-suspicious.
Mirror.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13
March
April May

Are the best months In which to purify your blood.
During the long, cold winter, the blood becomes
thin and Impure, tho body becomes weak and tired,
the appetite may be lost, and Just now tho system
Graves the aid of n reliable medicine. Hood's Sarsn.
pnrilla Is peculiarly adapted to purify IND enrich
the blood, to create q good appetite and to over
come that tired feeling. 1t increases In popularity
every year, for 1t is the ideal s ring medicine.
MY health wGt very poor last spring and seeing
an advertisement of Hoods Sarsaparilla thought
would try 1t. II has worked wonders for me as 1t
has built my system up. l have taken four bottles
AMI an on the fifth. I IL to my 40
Qualntsnces." joins MATTHEWS, Oswego,N M Y
N, u. be sure TO get only
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

A MARRIED couple may be one but that
one csn not travel without two railroad
tickets. Rome Sentinel.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

DIME museums that advertise for midget.
are In mitey anall business .-Texas Sift
lngs.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

WHEN a dramatist says that his play has
been produced with varying success you
may conclude that it has been unvaryingly
unsuccessful.-Texas Siftings.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

The best cough medicine is Piso's Cure
for CONSUMPTION. Sold everywhere. 2jc.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

THE average waiter holds a tray, but the
boarder generally finds him playing the
deuce.-Binghamton Leader.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

IT Is q very strong.minded man who can
have q bad cold and not have the influenza
Syracuse Herald
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

WHEN n Prohibitionist goes out to paint
the town he does it in water colors.-Bing-
hamton Republican.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

WHERE Is the boosted liberty OIL the press
IL apaper may not indulge in the luxury of
grammatical errors without being hauled
over the Goals for it?-Binehamton Leader.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13
Hoods
, 100 Doses One Dollar

Bold by all druggists. 81; six for S.. Prepared onl,
by c. /. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

MANNERS make the man-which explains
why some men are only half done. The
force was too small for the iob-Puck.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

WE often hear Of q man being carried
away by his ideas: this must be when he
get into a train Of thought
Br,.'Q
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13
ToLEDo O.. Jan. 10. 1881

A MAN who has practiced medicine for 40
years, ought to know salt from sugar; read
what he saws:
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

THERE are plent of barks upon the sea,
but they have nothing to o. with the ocean
Observation-Disclosures Globe,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

ANCIENT spinsterhood Is the firt's punish
ment for contempt Of court Puck.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

WHAT nonsense Il Is to say q man is Gin
clined TO be bald" When a man Is becom-
ing bald It is quite against his inclination.
-Boston Trapscript
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1890-03-13

WE recommend "Tansil's Punch" Cigar.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20

A Magnificent Popular Work on the Skin,
with Engraved Plates, IS wrapped about the RE.
SOLVENT. Also, one hundred Testimonials, sol
emnly sworn to before the British Consul, which
repeat this story: have been a terrible sufferer
for years from Diseases of the Skin and Blood
have been obliged to shun public places by reason
of my distiguring humors; have had the best ply
sicians; have spent hundreds of dollars, and got
no relief until used the CUTICURA REMEDIES,
which have cured me, and left my skin and blood
as pure as child's. Send for our sixty-four page
book, How to Cure Skin Diseases Address
HAWAIIAN CoNsIGNEEs,
Benson, Smith & Co., Honolulu.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20
WHAT WILL THEY DO ABOUT IT

In less than a week the Hawaiian
Legislature will meet under the
most anomolus condition Of affairs
ever presented for the considera-
ton Of a constitutional government.
The situation seems to be as fol-
lows: The Cabinet consists of four
members, three of whom have de-
cided upon recommending to the
King the performance of a certain
executive act. The Attorney Gen
eral, differing with his colleagues,
advises the King not to act upon
the recommendation of majority
Of the Cabinet. The majority sub
nit the question of the right of
majority to control the policy of
the Cabinet, to the Justices of the
Supreme Court. and read to the
King their reply, to the effect that
II Is the constitutional duty of His
Majesty to perform the executive
act recommended by majority of
the Cabinet, who by that recon-
mendation become solely and fully
responsible.
The Attorney General then ad-
vises the King that the opinion of
the Justices. of the Supreme Court
should have no more weight with
him than the opinion of any other
three men of equal ability. There
upon the King declines to perform
the executive act recommended by
q majority of the Cabinet.
1t seems singular that the King,
whose strongest bulwark in the
past has been his profession of obe-
dience to the law and his reliance
upon the Supreme Court for its
construction, should take this new
departure, and, SO to speak, burn
the bridge behind him.
The question in the minds of the
people must be: What is the meaning
of this complete subjugation of the
King to the will of the Attorney
General ? Does it mean simply the
aseendency of the Ashford family
(Which might not be very injuri.
GUS. if free play were allowed for
missionaryphobia), or is it under
laid with deeper schemes of royal
s-ggrandlzement
The question for the Legislature
is What are we going to do
about it I?
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20
A JOYFUL APOLOGY.

II appears that the propositions
in regard to a baseball charter
which were criticized in a late issue
Of the ADVERTISER did not come
from the whole Cabinet as we sup
posed, but emanated solely from
the Attorney-General. We make
this correction with great satisfac-
ton. 1t clears the Cabinet MAJOR
ity from a most injurious imputa-
ton.
The suggestion which we lately
made will need to be changed
somewhat. We now propose that
the Attorney-General mot the At
torney-General for the time being,
but the present Attorney-GeneraD
shall constitute the board of direc-
tors, with full power to run the
whole concern.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20

IN THIS issue we give our readers
q full report of the doings in the
Honokaa murder case, now on
trial at Hilo before a foreign jury,
the Chief Justice presiding. The
evidence is in full up to 1:45 P. NJ.
on Thursday, the 8th. This came
by the Kinau, which left Hilo
shortly after that hour. BY the ar
rival of the Iwalani, Sunday morn
ing, we are able to present twenty
four hours later news sent by tele-
phone from Hilo to Honokaa. This
appears at the end of the report.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20

For Sale by all retail chemists and Wholesale
druggists and dealers in medicine throughout the
world. CUTIcURA, 80 cents per box, large boxes,
SlOO; CUT1cURA SOAP, % cents; CUTICURA SHAY
lper bottle.
PREPARED BY THE
Potter Drug & Chemical Co., Boston, U.S.A.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20

Cuticura Soap, an exquisite Skin Beautihel
and Toilet Requisite, prepared from CUTIcURA, ID
indispensable in treating Skin Diseases, Baby Hu
mors, Skin Blemishes, Prickly Heat, Rashes, Sun
burn. and Rough, Chapped, or Greasy Skin.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20
HOW SHALL WE GET TOURISTS TO
COME HERE?

There is one industry that the
Government can do more to build
up than private individuals, and
which most naturally falls to the
lot of the Government to develop.
We mean the business of tourist
travel It is unnecessary to en-
large upon the vast development
which travel to these islands can
receive, if only the proper steps are
taken TO attract it here. What is
wanted above everything else are
improved facilities. Travellers
come where they can be made
thoroughly comfortable. There is
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20

Cuticura Remedies are the only real Blood
Purifiers and Skin Beautifers free from mercury,
arsenic, lead, zinc, or any other mineral or vege
table poison whatsoever. Guaranteed absolutely
pure by the Analytical Chemists of the State OF
Massachusetts.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20

A Portuguese hack driver was told
not to leave his horse unhitched
when he went into a house, but he
did so all the same Wednesday with
the result that the animal bolted on
Richard street and the carriage col
liding with the Hotel fence, the seat
and top were badly damaged.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20
THRUM'S ALMANAC.

MO HANDBOOK ExCELs THE HAWAIIAN
IN ALMANAC AND ANNUAL for reliable
statistical and general information relating to
these Islands. Price 50 cents; or mailed abroad
50 cents each.
THOs. G. THRUM, Publisher,
llsl- Honolulu, d. 1.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20
PIMPLES TO SCROFULA

DIsFIGURING HUMoRs, Humiliating Erup
~ tions, Itching and Burning Skin Tortures
Loathsome Sores, and every species of Itching
scaly, Pimply, Inherited, Scrofulous, and Syphi
Htic Diseases of the Blood, Skin, and Scalp, with
Loss Of Hair from infancy to old age, are cured BY
CUTICURA REsoLvEST, the new Blood Purifier
internally, and CUTIcURA and CUTICURA Soar, the
great Skin Cures and Beautifers, externally.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20
5prrial Nutirrs.
MR.. W. F. ALLEN,

HAS AN OFFICE WITH MEssRs BISHOP &
IL CO., corner of Merchant and Kaahumanu
streets, and he will be pleased to attend to any
business entrusted to him. I224-sm
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20

INUTICURA REsoLvENT, the new Blood Pur
" fer, Diuretic, and Aperient, cleanses the Blood
Elements, and thus removes the CAUSE. Hence
II cures speedily, permanently, and economically.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20

Cuticura, the GREAT SKIN CURE % Medicinal
Jelly for external use) instantly alays Itching and
Inflammation, clears the Skin and Scalp Of Humors
Sores, and Dandruff, destroys Dead Skin and Flesh
heals Ulcers, Sores, and DischarginS Wounds, re
stores the Hair, and beauties the Skin.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1890-05-20
Itching and Burning Skin Disease

Itching and Burning Skin Diseases,
Bakers, BARRIERS, Grocers', Washerwoman's Itch,
Itching Piles, and Delicate Irritations peculiar
TO both sexes, instantly relieved by warm bath
with CUTIcURA SOAP and q single application of
CUTIcURA, the great Skin Cure. This repeated
daily, with three doses of CUTIcURA REsoLvENT,
will speedily cure Itching Diseases of the Skin and
Scalp, when all other means absolutely fail.
The Arizona sentinel., 1890-11-15

FoR many years the SENrrSEL has been the firm friend and advo- cate of planting more, and more citrus fruits. The press outside of the Territory, and most of the papers inside of it, laughed at us, and derided the idea Today, puts them to shame and they have to blush, when they gee the size, flavor, and quality of the fruit grown here in the village of Yuma, situated as most of the gardens are, oa the dry, gravelly soil, upon which most of the town is located. No one, to look at the high mesas that surround the town, could be- lieve that any such fruit could be grown here. On the ranches out side of town the results have been even better, as in some cases the trees have had a better chance and not been 80 crowded as they have in town. Just think of it, splendid oranges and lemons in November and December, and four crops oi figs in one season off from the same tree. If any one can beat this, le' us know it.
The Arizona sentinel., 1890-11-15
CORR ECT.

Brother Hunsaker, of the .Stock. man, goes for us in his last issue, for our statement in regard to the 4000 head of cattle, which we said, were shipped out of Arizona last year. He is right. What we in- tended to say, was this, that 400o head of cattle were shipped out of Arizona last year, 5000 of which were shipped east, all of which would have been shipped to Cali fornia, provided rates of freight could have been obtained from the s. P. R. R. Co. to have warranted it, but such was not the case, hence 5000 out of the 40oo went east, when they should have gone to California. Brother Dan is cor rect when he says that our num- Der, 400o, should be multiplied by 15, and it would come nearer to the exact number shipped out of the Territory for the year 1889. We acknowledge the corn. We do not intend to belittle Arizona; not i we know 1t.