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Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

Well write it down till
everybody sees it
Till everybody is sick of
seeing it
Till everybody knows it
without seeing it
that DR.. Sage's Catarrh Rem
edy cures the worst cases of
chronic catarrh in the head,
catarrhal headache, and "cold
in the head"
In perfect faith, its makers,
the Worlds Dispensary Med
ical Association of Buffalo,
N. Y, offers to pay $500 to
any one suffering from chronic
catarrh in the head whom
they cannot cure.
Now if the conditions were
reversed-if they asked you to
pay $500 for a positive cure
you might hesitate. Here are
reputable men, with years of
honorable dealing; thousands
of dollars and a great name
back of them and they say
"We can cure you because
we've cured thousands like
you-if we can't we'll pay
you $500 for the knowledge
that there's one whom we
can't cure"
They believe in themselves.
Isn't it worth a trial. Isn't
any trial preferable to catarrh?
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
HOW'S This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of catarrh that cannot be cured by
taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known f. j.
Cherey. for the last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable in ali business trans
actions. and financially able to carry out
any obligations made by their firm.
WEST & TRUAx. Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, u.
WALpySG. KINSAN & MAKvIS, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all drug
gists.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
THE KITCHEN.
Apple and Saso Pudding.

Pare and core six large, tart apples !;
fill the holes in these cored apples with
sugar and little cinnamon, and stick
two cloves in each apple, placing them
in large pudding dish. Take six large
spoonfuls of sago; pour over it two cups
of boiling water, stirring until it begins
to thicken; then cover it up and let it
stand about two hours; pour this into
the dish containing the apples, and bake
in a moderate oven for two hours. Eat
hot with sugar and cream, or plain
butter and sugar Sauce
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

If we allow our bodily infrmities to make
away with US through neglect, have we such
an immense moral advantage over the delib-
crate suicide? Scarcely. For example, the
deadly progress of BrighJ's disease, diabetes,
acute nephitis and gravel, is sure-often ter
ribly swift in the catastrophe. Most people
of average information know that this is the
simple, unvarnished truth in regard to those
widely prevalent maladies. To delay judi
cious medication is specially suicidal IN such
cases. The means of restraint Is to be found
in Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Give an i'm
petus to the action of the kidneys with this
safe and reliable dIuretic, and the infant
complaint is shorn at its birth of the power
for evil. Allow it to grow and anticipate the
worst. The Bitters. which annihila'eS these
growing troubles, also eradicates dyspepsia,
rheumatism, malarial ami liver complaints.
Appetite, sleep and vigor are also promoted
by 1t.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

Before the use OF Prickly Ash Bitters be-
came general throughout the South and
West, il was fearful dose of Blue Mass,
aud daiiy doses of quinine, that was forced
down the throats of sufferers from all ma
larial troubles. In place of such obnoxious,
narrowing curatives, Prickly Ash Bitters,
with its mild soothing action. now holds su-
preme sway, and after one trial its use when
necessary, is forever established. You who
have sick headaches, sour stomachs, dis
eased liver or kidneys, can do no better than
70 give it trial.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
A Surprise.

Junction City Union.
Last Monday morning, B. Rockwell
& Co. handed each of their twenty two
clerks little note similar to the fol-
lowing:
'In commemoration OF the 25th ami
versary of our business life in Junction
City, and for the purpose of showing to
you to slight extent our appreciation
OF the years you have been with
us, and contributed to our success, We
enclose herewith our check for - on
the First National bank of Junction
City, payable to your order. With
best wishes, We are your friends,
B. ROCKWELL & CO."
Messrs. Rockwell & Co. gave each OF
their present clerks $40 for each year
they have been in the employ of the
company. They have clerks who have
been with them fourteen years. They
paid out over $1,000.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
THE POCLTRY-YARD,
Artificial Hatehing.

When once the farmer fully compre-
bends the value of an incubator for rails
ing chickens for the market, few will be
without them. Properly Handled, broiler
raising is very profitable, requiring a
moderate amount Of space within a
brooding- house and few modest runs to
successfully bring them up to that age
when you can ship to market. Success
depends upon the care bestowed every
time-neglect is certain Of failure; mark
this, and don't be foolish and think all
will be sunshine, 70, it wont. A wise
head, methodical and economical, should
mean abundant success, and II will come
II you aly say that it must Determine
tic. ~ ,onderful hoistine-jack in up
$ busy w5f4da oars. Apd its
aust be well understood BY
srmer among his flock Of fowls
raise broilers muse keep away
snl 1ll rats and EARdeEipg aoSs;
kour chicks Plenty Of wire fencing viii
Sc needed and all avenues Of ingress
from marauders closed up securely.
Those who do not wish to raise broilers
can keep q flock or hens for eggs prOfita-
bly, in . house 1Ox12 feet, and with good
handling find both profit and pleasure
, the result of his labor, with but little
! expense. If you do either, be in earnest,
waste no time, but do everything up
well, and you can't say pOultry-keeping
Is . failure. for it's false and can be
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
Apple Omelet.

Pare. core and stew six large, tart ap-
pies as for sauce; beat them very smooth
while hot, adding one tablespoon of but
ter, six tablespoons Of white sugar, nut
meg to the taste, and one teaspoon of
rosewater; when quite cold, add three
eggs. beaten separately very light, put
ting in the whites last; pour into a deep
pudding dish, previously warmed and
well buttered. Bake in a moderate oven
until it is delicately Drowned. Eat warm,
not hot
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
Cottage Pudding.

One egg, one tablespoonful Of melted
butter, One-half cup of milk. one-half
cup of sugar, one-half of teaspoonful
of soda, one teaspoonfui Of cream OF
tartar, -four enough to make cake bat
ter.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

One c1p butter. two and one-half cups
sugar, four eggs, one cup sweet milk.
three cups Of -four, two heaping tea
spoons baking powder. Divide into three
parts. To one part add one cup raisins
Bake the three pxrts n tmee sepaa1ee
tins. Put the part with the fruit between
the other two. spreading thin layer OF
frosting between, and cover the top with
frr sting
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

You can't always tell the occupant of the
starched shirt by the gloss on the bosom
Summer girls and summer boys.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

''What makes that Joy, tha. merrinent"
Rheumatic pains. neurtlgic go1t
Salvation Oil has put TO rout-
Salvation Oil. for healing sent,
Salvation Oil, the iini;nent.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

When a woman goes to invest in sealskin:
she soon realizes that $50 will not go fur.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

butter bought at tDe stores that mas no
earthly use, unless it be to excite dis
gust. Turkeys are not SO numerous
this year, yet Mr.. s. has shipped about
5000 pounds. Mr.. s. employs from
six to fifteen hands to dress the poul-
~. Ducks and geese are picked care
fully and the feathers find ready mar
ket here. Chicken feathers are not
saved. and only the wing and tail feath-
ers of turkeys, which are tied in bunch
es and sent to Chicago where they are
made into feather busters.
Plans for Relief.
Tobeka Capital
commissioners Office to devise measures
OF relief for the destitute in the north
western part OF the state, notably Raw
Inns county. The meeting was called
at the suggestion of Governor Humph-
rey, and the commissioners, upon rep
resentations made to them that the
people il large part of the extreme
northwest were In need Of immediate
assistance, owing to total failure of
crops during the past season. Repre-
sentatives o. the A. 7. 4 S. F., c. X. I.
& P, Mo- F., and Z. p, were present
and also a committee of citizens of At
wood, consisting Of Rev. Bell and
Messrs. Thomas and Meek, which latter
party made statements and cited con.
dition of facts upon which the interests
OF the meeting and the determination
Of a policy, turned.
After thorough discussion Of the
various points to be attained and evils
to be avoided. the following line OF pol
icy was agreed upon as to Rawlins and
other counties which may need aid and
be compelled to invoke the helping
hand of public charity:
First-kansas will take care of her
own sufferers.
Second Donated aid must in all
cases be consigned to one aid commits
sioner in each county. which said CON-
missioner is to be designated by the
board of railroad commissioners and re-
quired to furnish bond, to be approved
by and filed with them.
Third-Said aid commissioner shall
report weekly to the board of railroad
commissioners a full account of the
amount and character of all supplies
received and disbursed, giving name and
residence Of beneficiary.
Fourth-All such aid. subject to
these conditions, will be transported
free by the railroad companies.
for each county, will be provided free
transportation, good within the state,
upon recommendation OF the railroad
commissioners.
Sixth-All correspondence must be
through the board of railroad commits
sions, and will receive the most prompt
attention. Reports, giving names o.
donors as far as may be, and benefi-
ciaries will be published from time to
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
POuftry Notes,

proven a success m multitude OF case:
Observation-Disclosures Farm, Field
and SfnCIc7nln
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

Stranger Tin Tombstone, Ariz.): hear
your bank has suspended! Resident: Yes;
so is the president.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

"Who is happy in this mundane sphere?''
eneeringiy exclaimed Pessimus. The girl
with her frs. engagement; ring" triumph
antly replied Optimus.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

Children Starving to Death
on account of their inability to digest food,
will find most marvellous food and remedy
in Scott's Emulsion. Very palatable and
easily digested. DR.. S. W. COHEN, of Waco,
Texas, says: Il have used your Emulsion IN
Infantile. wasting. 1t not only restores
wasted tissues, but gives strength and in
creases the appetite.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
Children Starving to Death

A hitch is liable to arise any time after the
suspender button drops oil.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
An Equivalent for Suicide.

Santa Claus is getting ready to go into the
children's hosiery business.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

They sat under the moonlight, with
clasped hands trying to guess ''what star
would be their homo when they became in
mortal" but soon, alas how soon she caught
4 cold aud they had temporarily to stop
guessing. They cured her. however, with
one bottle of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
INVESTIGATION OF ELECTIONS.

Opponents of the federal elections bill in
the senate use all the time Of succeeding ses-
sicns in talking against 1t.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18
For Cur. oF l.
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S&:sjaso9!s:V!,!!' s.!
StffNss1Kz,$S5o { Soreness ! r j
DRIGKLY ASH
4 BIT7ERS

Ore Of the most Important organs o; The
human body is the LIVER. When il fails to
properly perform its functions the entire
system becomes derangcd. The BRAIN,
KIDNEYS, STOMACH, BOWELS, ali refuse
10 perform their work. DYSPEPSIA, Coz.
kTlPhTloN, RHEUMATISM, KIDNEY Dis
EASE, ETC., are the results, unless some
Thing is done TO assist ka.r.e in THROWN!
Of ihe impurities caused by the inacti&
OF TORPID LIVER. This assistance 81
L. f-..A q.
Thomas County cat., 1890-12-18

Senator Paddock presented the protest of
the Farmers alliance, now in convention at
Ocala, Fla. against the passage of the Con-
GER lard bill
The Press., 1890-03-27
fnrhes R 11eaitare's


 Springfield, March 2s, 1890. 7Ae Ne7v Millinery.
 It is a delight to the fem mine soul to see a pretty hat we know it-sometimes to try it on and look at it in the glass. The pleasure is all the greater when the hat is be- coming.
 You shall have that pleasure a hundred times over and well come, so far as seeing goes; for we have a hundred all ready to look in the glass with. You, who are reading, who- ever you ale, however heavy or light your purse, shall de- light yourself with our prettiest colors and richest textures flowers with only the fragrance wanting-unspeakable flowers, and feathers to make a Bird of Paradise envious; foliage, oh where grow such leaves!
 Shall we say it. We think we have as pretty and proper things as New York or Boston. We had our choice. With an office in Paris we can take our modest pick of the thousand Parisian dreams as they come out. .. An hour spent in our Milli- nery Parlors this week will give you such a notion of the coming seasons hats and bon nets as you can get in no other way.
 Come.
 The trading world is full of surprises. Here is one, a big one.
 Fancy Dress Goods from Gilbert; goods made to seX for soc, yow sAaX Aave for 25c.
 Newest patterns; out of the looms this spring. Goods that every woman knows the worth of; Gilbert's. Anything from yard of his goods is like talk ing it from a gold dollar.
 A largish lot to begin with, but no merchant can have half enough Gilbert's soc goods for 25c.
 FORBES & WALLACE.
The Press., 1890-03-27

Have you a Pittsburgh, Rochester, Duplex, or a Stu dent Lamp?
 Do they work satisfactorily!
 Do your Lamp Chimneys break
 You get the wrong sort!
 The RIGHT ones are the "PEARL GLASS" made by Geo. A. Macbeth & Co.,, Pitts burgh, makers of the cele- brated "Pearl-top"@ lamp chimney, which G have given universal satisfaction.
The Press., 1890-03-27

GROVER OLRvE1AND's CouRTsH1P A la- dy who has recently returned from wed. ding trip to Europe relates conversation she held with Mrs. Grover Cleveland about how she came to marry the ex- president. In reply to the question !: s'How long were you engaged to the presi- dent before you were married ?" Mrs. Cleveland laughed and blushed and said 'sOh, there are the most ridiculous stories told about us, but honestly they are hardly as funny asit really was Un. cle Grover proposed to me five times be- fore l accepted him. First, when was IA, and just laughed at the idea, for he seemed so much older. Then again, two years later, when went to college and the third time when he was elected gov ernor of New York, was by no means ready to marry any one, and he let things go for year, or until he was nominated for the presidency. Then he asked me again, and again I refused. At last he was elected, and promised to marry him in year. Of course I always liked him better than any one else, and always meant to marry him some day, but I'll own the white house had something to do with hurrying it up "- -Rochester Democrat
The Press., 1890-03-27
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The only medicines sold by druggists. under positive guarantee from their manufaet- urers, that they will do just what is claimed for them-that is, benefit or cure in all cases of diseases for which they are recommended, or the money paid for them will be promptly refunded-are Dr. Pierce's world famed spe- cifics, manufactured by Worlds Dispensary Medical Association, of Buffalo, N. Y.
 Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cures all diseases arising from torpid.or deranged liver, or from impure blood, as Dyspepsia, ,or Indigestion, Pimples, Blotches, Eruptions, Salt-rheum, Tetter. Erysipelas, and Scrofu- Lung-scrofula, is also cured by this won derful remedy, if taken in time.
 Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is the world-famed remedy for all those chronic weaknesses and distressing Arrangements so common to American women. It is a most potent, invigorating. restorative tonic, or strength giver. imparting tone and vigor to the whole system, As soothing nervine it is unequaled. See guarantee printed on the bottle wrapper and faithfully carried out for many years. Ess. s#% 4F
 Copyright, lsss by WORLDS DIS. MED. ASSN.
The Press., 1890-03-27
The mysterious key :?

Is IT SAFE to neglect yourself if troubled with any disease of the kidneys? No, it is dangerous; and if, you are so afflicted, attend to yourself now. Do not wait, but use Sul- phur Bitters.at once. They cured me when I was given up to die by several physicians. = JONATHAN HAM, Boston
The Press., 1890-03-27

Don't take any chances with stubborn cough or cold. If neglected it may be pneu- monia tomorrow. If other remedies have failed you, do not be discouraged. Try once more. Swift's Wild Cherry Cough Balsam | cures where all others fail,
The Press., 1890-03-27
Rristnl. Conn Jan. 2a. 1ss

Bristol, Conn, Jan 23 1890 My wife and myself both being troubled with SC. were cough, was persuaded by prominent druggist to try "Swift's Wild Cherry Cough Basam" and can say with gratifying results. It proved in both cases. very excellent remedy.
 My wife says she eyer tried cough remedy in her life that loosened aAd relieved cold and cough speedily and effectually as this does. 1
 ADDISON RUss Bristol, Conn.
The Press., 1890-03-27

West Winsted, Conn.,, Jan. 30, 1890. Having used 'Swifts Wild Cherry Cough Balsam with such gratifying in my own family, feel that it is but simple justice to say that believe it is the best cough medicine in the market.
 FRANK E. ANDREWS, (Druggisf).
The Press., 1890-03-27
INTERESTING.

Office of P. & F. CoRB1N, Manufacturers of)
 Hardware, .
 New Britain, Conn., Jan. Sl. 1890.
 desire to say most emphaically that SWEETS WILD CHERRY CoUGH BALsAM is the best and surrst cure for cough ever saw The grip left me wit h 8 cough which was simply terrible. obtained q bot tie of this Balsam and it gave relief immediately and has been of the greatest benefit to me since Other members of my family had about the same experi- ence.. CHARLES F. CoRBIN.
The Press., 1890-03-27

Mary had little lamb, And didn't try to pet her; But when the time for green peas came, Marietta
The Press., 1890-03-27
Annie A. Preston, in Hartford fost.j
 .SPRING. 2

Spring holds meaning deep for all, The spring first starts the waterfall, The rabbits spring thro' woodland ways, The foxe~ spring when dogs give chase. The steel-trap's spring holds fast ,he bear That springs marauding from his lair. The athletes spring enchants the boys Who find games chief of college joys. Into spring vaults our gold is hid, spring holds down the casket lid.
 We choose the couch with supple spring, Spring when we hear the postman's ring. Scold at the carriage-spring's mishap, When spring fingers in winters lap,
 When bulbs will not spring under glass, And ''the wicked spring up as the grass'' We long for that spring, or new birth, When truth shall spring out of the earth For then Fools will no longer sing
 The praises of our wayward Spring. "Maple Corner" Wilmington Conn.
The Press., 1890-03-27

A year ago Brussels soap (no rosin) cost 10 cents bar. To-day w. G Ellis is selling it for cents, or 7 bars for 50 cents, and 8 pa tent soap tray free.
The Press., 1890-03-27

JUST TND1aNAT1oN. Briggs Hello, what's your hurry? ,- 15 r
 Braggs-I am going down to. kill an editor. I sent communication in signed ''Honestas, '' and the blamed fool added an extra 'ss' to it. -Terre Haute Express
The Press., 1890-03-27

ENRANK E. CONVERSE, practical painter.
 N After April shall be ready to do all kinds of Painting, Paper Hanging, etc. Stains and natural Buck &S Co. s gs Si7 sss 20mar4w
The Press., 1890-03-27

"A FULL Ll " F. of Rubber Goods. A such as Syringes, sH Ot Water Bottles. Rubber Bath mtttens. Hand Bruahe. and Tooth Rrushes, Rubber Cloths New Bottle FtxtnEss At HEALn,S.
The Press., 1890-03-27

HEAl4aD keeps a full line of Combs. Il Brushes, Notions, POck etboOl<ss
 Fine Perfnml es, Toilet soaps, SPOngess ChamOis skins.
The Press., 1890-03-27

Save money by buying bars of Brussels soap for 50 cents, at M. c. Moore's.
 Who's got the key?
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-03-23

olives to a cream cheese, for which she
wasY cry grateful.
'Their kindness is so timorous and
variable, - said she, ''that 1 can't find
words to suppress my thanks. beg you
will tell them, 'Manda, that / am fully
precocious of all their attentions, and
hope heaven will be rewarded for it.
She was soon able to sit up and feel
the airs of opening spring as they per-
vaded her chamber. Visitors began TO
arrive, some with coincidence, some with
proffered assistance, some with curiosity,
some with gushing sentimentality some
with the sense of duty, some with no mo-
tive at all but to kill time all OF whom
Mrs Darlington welcomed as warmly as
her feebleness would admit.
az am stultiied with pleasure to see
you - said she smiling upon them. 81
have been so long shut up here that
have grown quite superlative. Take a
chair, dear, and sit down on the bed.
Thus the days were whiled along, but
Mrs. Darlington grew no stronger very
fast, and friends argued the worst, as
friends most generally do, and well they
might in this instance. The BungtoWn
Bugle, newspaper, got hold of 1t ana
published it to the wOrld-as newspapers
do everything, from the laying of an egg
to the founding of an empire-and soon
tbs fact was conveyed to all parts or the
land Consequent upon this, came let
tiers from everywhere, naming remedies
for all sorts of diseases, some even send
ing bottles and bundles of specifics from
afar, for which she had to pay freight.
Some people mean well but don Il know.
The moral status was also considered,
and pamphlets, tracts and leaflets of
fervid character poured in upon her,
which che couldn't read and so was
spared the beneficial effect. One day a
new visitor was announced-by a name
she had never heard-and she was pre-
pared to receive her-Mrs. Harlow. She
Immediately entered with 'Mands. she
was very solemn person, with hard
voice as she addressed Mrs. Darlington,
who invited her to a seat, which she
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-03-23

bless me, no-soak her feet in hot water
and give her the tea, with hot Drlck'
to drink when she goes to bed, and cover
her up with blankets.
e.The brick in her tea2'' asked Be-
linda.
ssGoodness sakes, no! the brick in bed
to get up Precipitation; she will be all
right tomorrow.
But 'Manda's prediction was not COR
rect. Mrs, Darlington was worse the
next morning, and Dr.. Bates was sum-
moned, who pronounced the case one OF
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1890-03-23

coal fire in Sycamore street, with her
Bay-state shawl over her shoulders.
She had come down for brief visit, and
this morning was indisposed.
''BeIinda, - said she, with an agueish
voice, 81 am going home. have
promontory symptom that L am going TO
be sick and had better be there. have
suggestive chills and feel the embargo in
my back, which is 80 painstaking, and at
home can have all the rephcations neo-
essary. I'll go this afternoon.
Her sister tried to dissuade her, but
she was inflexible.
"What day of the month is this2' she
asked.
"The 18TH was the reply.
1.-THE very day Paul was taken sick, -
said she s'because it was the day he got
in his fall cider, and was prostituted by a
wrench, from which he never recovered;
and yet it seems that this could not be,
as it must have been later. 1t may have
been the 3lst of November, and now L
declare 1 don It know
The ride to Beanville was short and
Mrs. Partington, accompanied by her
sister, was soon housed at the old home
stead where 'Manda Immediately went
to work preparing teas and baths, filling
the neighbor hood with pungent odors
enough to set all the inhabitants sneez-
ing.
awe will soak her head in hot
water, " said 'Manda, excitedlY, "and
put some motherwort tea on her feet