The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-09-25
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Fpio piesic.
Meas siss. IL 10 aid. sissys fnds
ihfn oa,. That I.st bsliso bad - u they
iosa5 tsty H.
Agent. 10 icnsle applicant 10 inieili
aAca tfacfs Are you msried OF sinslsf
.4ppiiespi blasLins: Ssyihu. mum.
0fm Gagged.
"A pssspspT mac 10 neighborine
iasn & ssa on his sesk ose moroiag no
lies be-. led "Dide.r Then be kbeu some
iaisS terrible bad hsppored,
VIA. have Won beet doins since ] ssu
yopf said Congressman 10 oueof bis con
siiiset,s I've been editing . paper. Oct
abybo5y 10 take ~ Yes the sheriff.
Drusgis, - Don't forge, TO shake thai
Eee ,cinel Ps,ient--f guess ! shsn't for
gel i. Ire bad nslsris 30 for the las. ten
yeas ,Ls, 40 nothing bu, shake all the
iime
--One Of the "old timers" remarked 10
us The other ds ning that know all friend
Of bis knew everything bn. one thing and
ihs, xsa be dldn'l know how much be
dlin'l know.
-speskiDs oi strong men. said Wash.
!. ,,loR citizen, | have brother who held
up barrel Of hSnr That's nothing. was
the reply. have brother who once held
up tfsin,
Teacher Your lesson today 10 on
nouns. Aouus are names OF things Boy
is ghost nnuDf Teacher Yes. Boy
How can II bel There Ain't no such
toiogs 4. ghosts
"A little sirl Eve years old Was told by
her teacher that the Mississippi Was e
father Of waters. How is thst' she 90
I'd, IL j, is The father Of waters. oughtn't IL
10 be Mister sippii
Well. we'll. you've 60, back from
your vacation. Hos did you enjoy your
selli Oh. so. so; but there's no place
like home. after all That's what We oil
20 away 10 fad out.
In . seasoi near Msnchestss. N. Il ).
t..e otacf day, Le teacher asked boy how
H. earth VI divided. and the boys aus.
wer visa, Belsesn them that have got II.
aud them ihal wan, IL,
-Yonog maa, lbu ldered the camp mee,.
ing. orstor. were you ever fred with en-.
thusia sm3 |, is painful subject. he 70.
tpoLded, bu, was. Miss Medly's father
supplied the enthusiasm
What horrible punishment exclaim
"a Cumso, as be laii down the newspaper.
What is IL lover ked his wife. An Anne,
ican gentleman 10 ST. Petersburg hss made
. Bessian es, his wordsl
Thss a.Aaia. !, aha nnas, d,assy phy
sici.u evgs saw. You think so? Yes.
" y tine he goss out on hi, visits be
is1hf 20 ~ uH Hsu JAft Ooiuo wv VI ueuo
box. see. dressed TO kill.
-pompous Party 30 you are the ex.
caaofs .litor, young man. Nsuticslly |
'9e4aiug, yoas-e clipper Searnelle--
+. !. lassmuch rs ply the scissors for 8
viug. lam revenue cutter.
What Is the difference between Joe
nod waieI7 Ice is irozsn water. that Is
81. There i. a greater difference than
hat What Is ~ Water always Ands its
level. ba, ice is constantly going up
johnnie, you may give me the name
u some add flower. said . teacher in bot.
.ay. johnny thought awhile. and then
aid. Well.l reckon Iniun meal come about
IS near being Wild -four IS anything ! know
H.
Stranger Boy. will You direct me 10
he ossies, bAukf Street Gamin ~ Will T.
ssny five cents Stranger Twenty Ave
'ssls. Isn't that high, Street. Gamia--
Bank directors always eets big pay, ME.
Ter.
Wbeu the bad boy rings II wait 10
,c Al ansoil' 80 sweetly at Sunday
chool tho neigbbors who know him
Scek days cant b,lp washing fervently
b., he could have his want gratified righ'
way.
The summer hotel keeper who Adver.
ised that there would be notsbles Of bi
'oiel, sSore pretty hard 1t the proof
eaicr abeu ie was asked nert day i'll
rs guests were expected TO eat of the
oor.
You were pretty badly in debt whsn
aS you last, said politician TO one Of bis
Are you meeting yonr not
ouy Ishould say 60. Was tho reply.
ant turn . corner without nesting one OF
hem.
No. said fond mother speaking OF
er twenty dys yest old daughter no
iary in', old enough TO marry yet She
rec Whenever any one scoids her; and NC
! aba bee amss hardened enough 10 reply
20, asls. sac al, d, for wife.
DaEinB acber Nov. this IL . sym.
.etreai hga cau any one tell me wbsi
'a,meiry ~ All There 10 . little DO,
I'D hi. b. "A apl What Is symmetry. III
e bo,i Iinmy scaulsn Plaza sorr, Il
. be place saere they buries dead pa.
10.
--fseai. years ago Georgia man va
isised 70 carry snoh in bis pocket q
'ros inic mad dogs eyes. Ia cate be eve,
"A Gee He followed the advice rigL, OF
rs aos. bat after ELL the yesrs M old mule
sci ID mp TO bin and kicked him on ID,
90 81 The earth.
= ..is. Auisi Il received 4 nsgp Gee,
81. a Al I'll