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The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1890-05-30
MEMORIAL EXERCISES.


city was filled to its utmost capac-
ity last Sabbath by those who
had assembled to listento me-
mortal discourse by Rev. E. J:
Thompson, the. pastor. Ellsworth
Post, No. 10, &. A. r., attended
the service in a body and listened
with profound interest to the re-
marks of the speaker, Doctor
Thompson is a student and his dis
courses are at all times interesting,
convincing and learned. To-day
all who are to take part in the
memorial exercises will meet at
the G.. A. r. hall, in Farra's brick.
at 1:3O o'clock, where, as has been
ammo need, a procession will be
formed headed by the Corvallis
brass band, followed by the mem
bers Of the G. A. r. and Relief
Corps, Z Company, End Regiment,
O. N. g., the cadets Of the Oregon
State Agricultural College, etc.
They will march to Crystal Lake
cemetery, where the usual exercis-
es will take place. The address
will be delivered by Rev. A. Rog
ers, pastor Of the Congregational
church, this city.
1t may not be inappropriate at
this time and place to republish
the thoughts of an exchange, as
follows:
Time with its feet wings soon
bears away a generation of hen;
but reproduction fills the vacant
ranks again and the human race
moves on. Like q river that is
constantly flowing ON, so is the
unbroken chain of humanity com
Ing from the eternity OF the future
and pouring into the eternity of
the past. Between these two
oceans we have the present-a
narrow isthnus where we meet.
struggle, die and are lost from
sight. The Grand Army posts,
unlike the great mass Of the
human race, cannot recruit, be-
cause there is 10 new material.
They may rally the comrades to-
gether, they may gather in the
stragglers, but they cannot ill up
the broken ranks. They may
gather around the camp fires, but
once familiar faces are mi missinG.
They may sing the old war songs,
but many voices are silent. They
may tell the old army stories over
again, but many who listened and
laughed are silent now. They
meet in the post room; the old flag
is draped in mourning. The roll
is called, but some comrade fails
to respond. They read the resoiu-
tions Of coincidence, and heads are
bowed with sadness. Before an
other meeting the funeral bell tolls
out the solemn notes that another
soul has departed, and with muf-
fled drum and flag at half mast ii
procession OF veterans is following
another comrade to his resting
place. Thus time rolls on and
bears away the fallen members
week after week. month after
month, and year after year until a
quorum can no longer be rallied
and the charter goes into decay;
there are no minutes to read eX-
cept those kept by the recording
angel, and the Grand Army post
has faded from sight and passed
into history.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1890-05-30
4 n2aAazA ron noE!t!!ISsz
THE CUILI}'S
Life I OF Christ
INTRODUCED BY
REF. J. l.. HURLBUT, D. DE
INTRODUCED BY
REF. J. l.. HURLBUT, D. D.T
Tae Eam'us clautausIaa DiTias.

The wonderful story retold and alapte;!
fpr the young A GRAND AND REALISTIC
PANORAMA of the SCENES and incid ,nts coll-
,,ected with the Savior's life from Dethle
hem to Calvary, taken froin the highest
duthorities-CANoN FARRAR, OF WEsrMIN-
STER, DEAN STANLEY, DIR. GEIKE and many
others equally eninent-indorsed by til,
leading clergy in both England and Americ;
the very finest work of the kind for th}
young ever written.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1890-05-30
MSTfaERS!

Castoria is recommended by physicians
for children teething. 1t is a purely vege-
table preparations, its ingredients are pub
iished around each battle. It-is pleasant to
the taste and absolutely harmless. 1t re-
lieves constipation, regulates the bowels,
quiets pain, cures diarrhoea and wind collie,
ailays feverishness, destroys worms, and
prevents commissions, soothes the child and
gives it refreshing and natuaal sleep. Cas-
toria is the childrens panacea-the mothers
friend. 35 doses, SO cents. 3:l6-2y.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1890-05-30

The Hill democrats in New York
express themselves as being anxious
for h1rmony in the ptrty-thatis, pro-
viding Hill re, elves the presidential
nomination.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1890-05-30
into history.

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she clurg to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castora,
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
Had no License.

At eleven o'clock the other night
minister was called upon to per-
form the marriage ceremony for Il
middle-aged couple, each of whom
had probably been married before.
He asked if they had the license,
and the man replied:
"License, no! What about n Ii
cense?"
"You must have one"
"Where do I get it,"
At the County Clerks Office; but
it's too late tonight"
"Then / won't marry him at allv
said the woman.
"Who wants you to? he demand
ed.
"a man who is fool enough to
forget the license can't marry me-"
"You go on! / wouldn't have you
if you were the last woman on
earthw
"My friends, you can get license
Tomorrow" said the minister.
81 don't want one" replied the
man.
And Pm sure I DON'T" added
the woman, and they withdrew and
walked off in different directions.
Detroit Free Press.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29

With your eyes shut, can you tell
what kind of a flower is put to
your nose?
Can you tell from the bark of the
trees the points of the compass?
Can you, by listening, tell what
kind of q vehicle is coming, and
how many horses are many horses
are attached to it? Do you know
the difference in sound made by
four and by eight hoofs? Can you
match colors without samples; car
ry colors and shades in your men,
ory?
BY the touch only can you tell
which material is cotton, which is
woolen? Can you from a bunch of
different colored zephyrs pick out
a black strand, keeping your eyes
shut?
Can you, by the taste only, tell
what kind of meat you are eating
Can you decide what flavor has
been used in glass soda water?
Does rose petal taste like that
of a violet? Do hard water and soft
water taste alike?
In short, do you use your senses
Do you train your observation, and
then remember what you observe ?
San Francisco Argon0ut.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
GEORGE HEINE
100 Ladies Wanted

And 100 mep to call on any drug
gist for q FREE trial package of
Lanes Family Medicine, the great
root and herb remedy, discovered
by DR.. Silas Lane while in the
Rocky Mountains. For diseases
of the blood, Liver and Kidneys il
is positive cure. For constipa-
tion and clearing up the complex
ion it does wonders. 1t is the best
spring medicine known. Large
size package, 80 cents. AT all drug
sits.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
IF you HAD NOT DIED.
BY JAY JACQUES.

] wonder SO oft In my twilight Dreams
When the daylight's gone and the night
draws near,
As sit In the fireiight IS ruddy CLEANS,
And think of the old days, sweet and
dear
wonder, my darling, how you would look
you had not died-were you living now;
If You sat just there with your work or
BOOK
The fiickerng light on your hair and brow.
Would you he matronly, staid and grand,
Ortender and sweet as you used to be,
.Swaying my life with your soft white hand,
Growing closer each year to me.
Sweet, thcre'd be wrinkles upon your brow,
And tiny touches of Times decay,
And your bonny hair would be flecked with
snow
Ilsnow by my own that is white to-day
Perhaps, dear heart, had you lived for me,
Had you not gone home in the early
dawn,
Some bright-eyed child might have climbed
my knee,
And cheered our home with his shout and
song;
Home had been home in its fullest sense,
A beautiful haven of love and cheer,
Age had been reaping recompense
Ofhonest labor and well-spent years.
gaze on this gray-bearded face of mine,
That is never caressed by u wife or child;
gaze on this empty chair of thine,
On these cheerless walls till my heart
grows wild.
Love, have lived such lonely life
Since your graves been wet with the snow
and rain,
And God only knows how miss my wife,
How my heart aches on with its ceaseless
pain.
You were so yonng when you went away,
Only bride or Il sweet wife-child,
But prove by the tears have shed each
day
You were the center of all my life,
No other heart could have filled your
place,
And dream each night of your beautiful
Sace,
And wonder how long l shall have to wait.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29

"Helo, Tom. Glad to see you, old fellowi
It's almost ten years since we were married. SIT
down: let's have an experience meeting How's
the wife 2"
"oh! she's so-so, same as usual, always want
ing something can't afford"
"Well, we all want something more than we've
got Don't you ?"
ayes: but guess want will be my MASTER
started to keep down expenses and now Lii says
I'm mean and she's tired OF saving and never
having anything TO show for IL. raw your wife
down street, and she looked as happy as nqueenl"
II think she is; and we are economical. too
have to be. My wife Can make little go further
than anyone ever knew, yet she's always sur
prising me with some dainty contriyance that
adds to the comfort and beauty OF our little home
and she's always merry as q lark When ask
how she manages 1t, she always laughs and says
'oh that's my secret But think I've az,
covered her secret When we married, we beth
knew we should have TO be very careful. but she
made one condition: she would have her Magazine
And she was right wouldn't do withontlt my;
self for double the subscription price. We read
1t together, from the title-page to the LIST worc
the stories keep our hearts young; ue synopsis
Of important events and scientific matters Keeps
me posted so that can talk undeIstanclnsly OF
what is going on my wife is alw'ys Trying some
new idea from the household department.: she
makes all her dresses anh dsee TOT the chiareh,
and she gets all her patterns for nothing, with tho
MAGAZINE; and We saved Joe when he was so sick
with the Group, by doing just US directed IN the
santarian Departnen, Bnt can't , tel you haifV'
"Demorest's Family Magazine, and"
"What Why that's what Lii wanted so bad,
and told her d was an extravaganza"
swell. my friend, that's where You MADE
grand mistake and one you'd better rectify as
soon as You can III take your sub right here,
on nv wire's accourt: she's bound 10 have china
tea-set in time for our tin wedding next month.
NV cold watch was the premium got for getting
up club. Here's copy, with the new Premium
Listfor clubs,-the biggest thing ontl Ifyou don't
see IN II what you want, you've only to write to
it is tack hammer or new carriage, and he will
make special terms for you either for club, or for
part cash. Better subscribe right off and surprise
Mrs Tom. Only $500 year-will save fifty times
that In six months. Or send 10 cents direct TO the
publisher, w. Jennings Demorest, Is East 14th
Street, New York, for specimen copy containing
the Premium List"
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
Steady Employment and
Good Wages.

Can be secured by wide awake
and steady young men in the
"Sunny South" and there is no
easier way to reach there than via
the famous Buckeye Route. If you
contemplate seeking new fields of
labor or changing your place of
residence call ON G. w. Schwenke,
Agent of the C. II. V. & IT. Ry.
Logan, Ohio, and get detailed in
formation as to routes and rates to
the different cities in the south and
west reached by the Buckeye
Route. w. II. Fisher, G.. p. e. t..
A., Columbus, O.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
KILLED BY A VAMPIRE.
A Girl in Venezuela Found
Dead with the Creature
at Her Throat.

Mrs. Cornelius Rainwater, of Sa-
vannah, Ga, received recently a
letter from her brother, James Uhl,
who is engaged in the wholesale
coffee business in Calabozo, Vene-
zuela, in which epistle he gave an
account of the singular death of
his daughter last September. The
young lady, who had inst entered
her seventeenth year, had been Il
somnambuist since childhood, and
it was supposed that it was while
in one of her frances that she left
the house and wandered several
miles out in the country. She was
missed and on being searched for
was at last found near the roadside
dead, with a large vampire clinging
to her throat.
The bat at sight of the searchers
rose from the body of the victim
and attempted to fly off, but was so
gorged with blood as to be unable
to make its escape, and was sh OF
by one of the party. The placidity
of the young lady's countenance
showed that her death was pain
less one, and it is probable that it
was not until she sank down, still
fast asleep, that the vampire fast
ened upon her. A small wound re-
sembling the puncture of large
needle just over the jugular vein
marked where the small white
teeth had liberated the blood which
it had then sucked, all the while
soothing its victim to deeper sleep
by a gentle, lulling movement of
its outspread wings. which is the
habit of these creatures.
The one that killed Miss Uhl was
unusually large, measuring three
feet and some inches from the tip
of one wing to that OF the other,
and while it's weight would have
naturally been ten or twelve pounds
it was so engorged that it was
found to weigh something over
twenty.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
South BlOOmingville.
Oh what about the election!
Muddy roads all the go.

Oh what about the election!
Muddy roads all the go.
Our school is progressing finely
under the management of Clarence
Stone.
Mr.. A. Lindsey has returned
home.
There was party at Barnharts
Saturday night.
The rabbits and quail are having
no show at all.
"Cold," is the prevailing disease
here, every body has it.
Miss Tena Parrish, of Stella, o.,
visited Mr.. r. Steeles last week.
The widow johnson has been
granted a pension of $3.50.
Misses Ella Huffman and Minnie
Buchanan are again at home.
/. X. l..
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
Simple and Suitable Coitreures Are NOW
the Most Popular.

Simple and Suitable Coitreures Are NOW
the Most Popular.
According to tho New York Sun the
present styles of hair-dressing incline
to greater simplicity and more apparent
naturalness. Some of the graceful and
becoming modes now in vogue find their
exact counterparts in the fashions prev
alent among ancient Roman and Grecian
danes. During the period when physi-
cal culture reached the highest point of
perfection hair-dressing was of the sim
plest and preserved the contour of the
head as near as possible. Artificial hair
was not then in high favor, although
the Egyptian women, who were COM
PEELED by custom to have their heads
shaved, substituted for their natural
tresses wigs elaborately curled and
braided The color most priced for these
was coppery reddish hue much like
that now in demand In selecting Golf
fure ones own personality should be
taken into account A pallid, slender girl
would not choose locks in which sus-
picion of red could be detected. But a
woman with eyes of ehangeable blush
green, massive chin set on throat
like an ivory pillar, strongly aocentuat-
ed eyebrows, and virile grace of move
ment may safely change her unobtru-
sive brown braids to the most glowing
copper bronze or golden red and be a
gamer thereby. Three puffs irregularly
arranged from the end of the hair that
is twisted on top of the head are becom-
ing easily arranged without the assist
ance of hair-dresser and seem espe-
cially suited to brown or black dresses,
which en- PEASANT need greater richness
of arrangement than blonde or silvery
hair. Crepe of fluffy effects are best
adapted to blonde orgolden hair, while
the pompadour roll is the most dignified
and stately fashion yet invented for
gray hair Crimped or waved hair, in
troduced by Lady Brooke, although ap-
parently easy to arrange, is in reality
difficult, for the waves must be uniform,
and this effect can only be procured by
an experienced maid or hair-dresser.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
Hold 1t to the Light.

The man who tells you conf
dentially just what will cure your
cold Is prescribing Kemp's Balsam
this year. I'm the preparation of
this remarkable medicine for
coughs and colds no expense is
spared to combine only the best
and purest ingredients. Hold a
bottle of Kemp's Balsam to the
light and look through it; notice
the bright, clear look, then COM
pare with other remedies. Price
SOC and 81. Sample bottle free,
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
NOT TAUGHT IN SCHOOL.
Some Things the Precept-
i've Faculties Should be
Trained to do.

The following list of questions in
the line developing the perceptive
faculties, have been compiled by
Louise Stockton:
When you go your room at night
can you walk directly to the match
box and put your hand on it?
When you turn out your light
and ieaye your room, do have to
tumble for the door, or can you go
straight across the room and take
hold of the knob?
Can you, at night, walk among
the trees without running into
them, or keep the garden path as
directly as you would were it day
,ight9
If you wish to estimate the size
of any thing, do yon know enough
of feet and inches to make fair
guess by simply looking at it6
Can you guess the height of hat
by eight?
Can you calculate the weight of
a book, box of matches, n bat,
II ball, Il glass of water, IA letter,
by holding it in your hand?
If you hear street cars, where
there Is double track, can you
tell by the sound which way thev
are coming?
II you are near a river, can you
locate steamboat by sound?
Can you use your knowledge Of
music in anaIyzing the progress
ions Of a steam whistle? Can you
Y9H tell. On Yhlch tone it stops2
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
She had Passed Addition.

Little Mamie, during her arith-
metic lesson, recently asked her
school teacher how old she was.
Said the teacher (who had al
ready passed her thirtieth birth
day. with the naivete of which Ia
dies are sometimes capable when
confronted with awkward ques-
tions: "I can only say, my dear, l
have passed addition, and have en-
tered subtraction"
The child looked puzzled, and the
teacher smiled wise, far-away
smile.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
Ayers pills

prove effective.
ain the summer of 1886! ! was sent to tie
Annapolis hospital, suffering with chrome
dlarrhea While there, l became so re-
duced In strength that could not speak and
was compelled 10 write everything vented
to say. / WAS then having some 20 or 50
stools per day. The doctors ordered medi-
cine that / was satisfied would bc of 40
benefit to me. l did not take II, but rcT-
suaded my nurse To get Inc some OF Or.
Ayers Pills. About two O'Clock in the atlcr-
noon took six of these pills, and 10y MIDI
night began TO feel better. In tie morning
the doctors came again, and after deciding
that my symptoms were more favorable, gave
inc a different medicine, which did not use,
but took four more Of the pills Instead. Tie
next day the doctors came 10 see me, and
thought 1 was doing nicely, (and so did ~.
| then took one pill Il day for week. Al The
end OF that time, considered myself cured
and that Ayers Pills had saved my life. /
was then weak, but had no return OF the
disease, and gained in strength as fast as
could be expected.'-F. G. Luce, Late Lieut..
18th Rcg;. Mass. Vol. infantry.
savers Pills are
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
Cheap Rates to California
and Pacific Coast Points
via G. III. V. & T. Ry.

fyou intend going To the Pacfic
Coast, it will he greatly to your in
terest to go via the Famous Buck
eye Route. Through cars; best ac-
and lowest rates
Please call on or address G. w.
Schwenke, Agent, ogan, Ohio, tor
particulars, or w. Fl. Fisher, G. p.
& II. A. Columbus, o.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29

All trains between Columbus and Cincin-
natl run through without change of cars, con-
Meeting in Union Depots with all diverging
lines.
The Fast Express leaving Cincinnati at 7:l0
p. M, is a solid train to Pittsburg via Wheel
Ing, sleeping car attached.
The train leaving Columbus Mt 1886 a. m. is
a solid train from Pittsburgh to Cincinnati,
with sleeping car. AT Columbus slseping
car Is set at the east end of Union Depot hich
can be occupied at any time between 900 pm
and 1886 a. m.
The train leaving Cincinnati at 1880 n. M,
has through coach to Columbus and Pitts
burgl; also parlOr car attached; and connects
at Columbus with sleeping car for Baltimore
and Philadelha.
The train leaving Columbus at 2:l5 p. m,
has parlor car from Columbus to Cincinnati.
The train leaving Cincinnati at S:45 a. M,
has parlOr car from Columbus to Cincinnati,
The train leaving Columbus at 3:05 p. m.
has through coach from Pittsburg and Col
umbus to Cincinnati, and connects at COlum-
bus with sleeping cars from baltimore and
Philadelphia.
S. p. PEABODY. O.P, MCCARTHY,
Genl Sup't, G.P. A.
Columbus.C. Columbus, o.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
Forced to Leave Home.

Over 60 people were forced to
leave their homes yesterday to call
at their druggists for Il free trial
package of Lanes Family Medicine
If your blood is bad, your liver and
kidneys out of order, ifyou are con-
stipated and have headache and an
unsightly complexion, don't fail to
call ON any druggist to-day for
free sample of this grand remedy.
The ladies praise it. Everyone
likes it. Large-size package so
cents.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
A Certificate of Character,

"Well, you may come to work In
the morning." said white woman
to colored lady whom she had
just employed.
"Yessum; but, lady, dar is one
pint whut we bain't settled yit."
"Wbat ~ that?p
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
Columbus and Chicago Line.

NO. 81 leaves Columbus daily ut 9:40 n. M,
arr yes Chicago via G. & A. at 8 25 n. m. Pull
man Sleeper.
NO. SO leaves Columbus at 1905 a. ,n.. ex-
cept Sunday; arrives Chicago s35 p. m. Pull
man Nestibule ain, with pining car from
Marion to Ihicago.
NO. 30 leaves Chicago SO p. m, daily; ar
riyes Columbus Is II. IN. Pullman Sleeper.
NO 80 leaves Chicago % n. m; arrives Col
umbus 10 ~ p. IN. Nestibule train TO Marion.
Rates via the Ruckeye Rou are always MS
low as by any other line. Through tickets
sold and bnggege checkedsto destination.
If contem plating a journey in any direction
please call on nearest agent of the company,
or address any of the following representa-
tives of the passenger department for folders,
rates and other information:
L.W. Landnan Southern Passenger Agent,
Galipolis.
L. w Buckmaster, City Passenger and
Ticket Agent, 81 n. High Street, Columbus.
For further information address Agents G..
II. va 4. Ry.
CHAs II. ROCKWELL, VIII FISHER,
Gcn'l Sup't Genl Pass. Ast-
Columbus, o.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
New Anatomical Terms.

He was shot in the suburbs.
She whipped him upon his re-
turn.
He kissed her passionately upon
her reappearance.
He kissed her back.
Mr.. Jones walked in upon her in
vitation.
She tainted upon his departure.
He was injured in the fracas.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
F OHIO DEMOCRAT, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20 1890.

"w'y, lady, yer amt gin me no
stifferkit o. character. allus wants
to know who rs wuclSin' fur. l got
picked up de las place l wicked.
| didn' AK fur no character an L
hadn' been dar long tell | Parned
dat de lady's husban' wuz er dim
mecrat. It's bes' ter fix desc things
up at fust, lady"
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29

Lord Lineage.-These are all
portraits of my ancestors.
Mr.. Gotham-You don't say,
Who is that young-looking chap
there?
Lord Linage-That's my great
grandfather.
Mr.. Gotham-And who is the old
fellow with the gray beard?
Lord Linage-Thats my grand
father.
Mr.. Gotham-Seems to me your
great grandfather looks mighty
young to have such an old looking
son as your grandfather.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29

Smiley-How did you like my
friend wilkins? / understand he
called on you the other evening.
Miss Sharp-I thought you said
he was an easy-going fellow.
Smiley-So he is.
Miss Sharp-He wasn't when he
was here.