The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-05-22
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The is@s srp'cscAias When yos'il
bacA yoaf ass mssa. ssJ msrs a. iss
season sarsooss
~lisslhn ..me viib . Hasn ~ 10 70 With
be bos~. yos all ard al sorts 81 useless
ihiss, 10 abe sppsf story.
--TboasA some ~ or college, are very
ula they are ,iiii IL possession u their
fscallls
- Tbs cat has siDe lives, ubich sboss
tas s.iurs had pretty fair iies o. What
,he csi soaia have 10 80 through.
-Dsassroa. s.are you Doctor u!
hu.b.sd h., isa bad . very good idea
Aaa yet expressly warned him sssins'
oTer.sralion
"A K.as.s oll,oI has been grsu,ed .
psnssop oi s72 mouth Tor Indigestion.
lie will ncoyer from bis indigestion nov
10 hs. the mesns Of tu.iag something 10
digest.
- II ron are troubled wiih seek eye
never IN ssb,s when The Wind Is blowing
I.'s better 10 LEI your sife do IL,
- Woman You're The fret tramp I've
seen sboa, here inis spring. Tramp = fss'
msam, 1 always Was noted for my enter
prise and push.
Prison Visitor You seem al honest
fsilov snd feel 40 interes. 10 You. Gould
snylhiHg be done 10 make you more com
fortsble9 Couvic, You betl Visitor =
WHAT Convict Lsmme out
THE spepdihriii young man is not 40
lib. buzz sas be scslters 8 good deal Of
dast while running sround and has moth
ing but hi. board TO show for H.
do you think your sister likes to have
me come berc. Jsmeyi You bet. You
take her TO the theatre and bring her csn
dies I'm glad ] can make her happy.
Yes. sod the young TELLER what she's en-
gagged to don't mind il. either, for IT say
him that much money toward going to
housekeeping
Advertising Clerk Your advertise
manl begins. Wanted, a silent partner.
Patron Yes that's il. Clerk-Do you
wish II placed under business opportuni-
ties or mstriwonialf
Yeast understand you've bought a
dog to keep burglars swsy' Crimsonbeak
Yes, You are no, troubled any more at
night. then. supposef Dolly by the dog
--Husband Those people living next
door arc newly married. aren't they?
WIFE What makes you think 20? Hus
band Il see the husband doing the house.
work
You arc tso bard on Mr.. Skinhieni.
You should test him with more OF the milk
OF human kindness. He'd cburn it into
butter and sell IL il did.
Mr.. Adsms You don't mean to say
that you have to carry all your letters into
town from the college? Miss Poughkeep
sic - Yes. indeed; they are so strict at
yassar tina. they won't even allow q mail
boz on the grounds.
He, We're you ever in love2 She-l
thought was once. bnt since have read
few OF those modern society novels ]
have concluded that | wasn't
Miss Innocent course you dan ce
the german, court Swsppenheimmer?
The count Veil l drinks dot knose mine
own language init mine bode feeds.
Every man should have good opinion
OF himself He may fnd 1t hard to per-
suade other people TO perform this srdu.
Gus duty for him.
The Euglish tourist remarked as be
saw the great Quincy qusrries near Dos
ton: What a blasted countryl
1 am afraid you got cheated when you
bought this place. You'll never get me to
believe your trout yard contains On acre.
Yes II does; l measured it. With what?
My lawn mower.
-Cbauncey Chase Captain Of the hunt
There knew just what would
happen when Aonsonby invited that En-
Rlishmsn TO join Us, pensonby (feebly). |
Why, captain, he's a regular fox hunter,
snd-- Chaancey Chase (ssvsgely). / !
know III ae has killed our fox and |
broken up the club
Miss Besconhili--I wonder what the |
reason is that men who
minj their own business generally sue
ceeds jack Matthews = Perhaps because
there is 90 little competition ia thst line.
Patient tSho has just had his eye OPP.
Grated upop.) Doctor. 1t seems TO me $50
IL high price 10 charge for tina, job. l.
didn', take you ten s-coods Eminent
occulist My dear friend. 10 learning to |
perform tins operation in ten seconds ]
have spoiied more than two bushels OF
'nch eyes As yours.
Mrs Scrogge-i'm writing TO ask the
Btowns 10 meet the Jonses here at dinner,
nod TO the Jonses 10 meet the Browns. |
We ose them both. you know. Mr.. Scrog-
ge--iIu, I've beard they have just quar-.
relied and don't speak. Mrs. Scrosse
know. Tney'l refuse. aud we need't give
! dinner party at all.
--firs, Tramp-l DOM nee why our
usmes don't got iater the papers. Bill
Second Tramp Well. | read today that 3
dinner ss given 10 some big gun 10 New
iofk day or Two ago. We get dinners
iiven 10 US every day aud nothing is ever
aid about II. Folks is pniudiced. Bill
MI. F.nsle Lizzie. what time was i,
shsn ihs, young man LET, las; nisb,i
!. 'zzie About eleven. mamma. Mrs.
Eagle -Nog, Lixg,e. ii vas two Lours