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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
FLASHES OF HUMOR.

First Canal Mule-Well, the first of May
! is not very far off.
second Canal Mule-No. the very thought is
gaIling.-Neao YORK Weekly.
Lawyer-Now, sirl what did deceased
wear the last time you saw him?
Witness-I dunno jes' wot it was, but he tol me
dat he wuZ wrapped IN dOubt.-Ne10 York Weekly.
A Wise Course.-'I fell over the rail-
said the sailor, sand the shark came along and
grabbed me by the leg.''
',And what did you do?''
81 let him have the leg. never disputes with q
shark. .''-BdLtfnlore Herald.
Mamma" said a little girl as they
draggled along in the rain without an umbrella.
s'how old is General Greely?"
s'Old enough to know better'' snapped the
mother as she thought of the fair weather Dredic-
tions in the morning papers, Washington Star.
Editor-How's this for cool gall! You
know Brown is always saying that poetry is $
gift?
subber-wen?
Editor-He writes to know why L don't send
him check for his last piece Of verse!-Dry
Goods ChrOHieLe.
"Hello, Jack, where are you living
now!''
I'm boarding with widow lady on Madison
auenue. Where are you living?+'
''Oh I'm the guest of widower gentleman
with two daughter ladies and one son gentleman
same avenue.-LVs.
Fadman-I tell you religious persecu-
ton in this countrys getting to be something aw-
fu
Freakleigh-Why. what do you mean?
Fadman-Here's long account of a woman
arrested in Broadway millinery store for TAX
ing the veil!''-DTy Goods ChroRtcte.
II must confess, Herbert, that papa does
not like you.''
Il realize that; but cannot understand the
cause
He thinks that you were not well raised.,,
He knows better; In fact be himself has raised
me, alas too well on several occasions, and athis
own front door, Washington Post.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
THE POLITICAL FEAST.

The Amerisus Club and its guests will
enjoy the sweets of the table aud the flow of
political Orartory, tonight dd Hbitum. The
feast Of material food will be rich and the
beverages that stimulate the enjoyment of
both bodily and mental food will be
abundant; but more rich and abundant than
both together will be the oratory of the
feast; glorifying the Republican party in
its past, present and future aspects, and es-
pecislly magnifying the mission of Repub-
liean clubs like that which plays the host
on this occasion. Whether any Presidential
boOms, heretofore held in the process of in
cubation, will on this occasion be Matched
out and plume itself before the sympathetic
gas of the Republican feasters, is an inter-
esting question which to-uight's feast will
answer. Such an interesting addition to the
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
NOT QUITE CLEARED UP.

The report that man who recently died
in California was the murderer of John NJ.
Clayton, in Arkansas, and that the crime
was committed in revenge for lynching
in which Clayton participated years before,
is the latest development of that famous
crime. Of course it would be a relief to
the public if the proof can be made clear
that the crime was one of personal feud and
not Of political motives. But the manner
in which the statement is brought out is not
calculated to inspire public confidence in it.
The ease and motive of putting the crime
on a man who is dead are SO obvious, that
unless the proofs of his guilt are made very
plain, The vindication of Arkansas from the
charge of political murder cannot be con-
sidered complete. If the disposition to
prosecute the alleged murderer during his
life had been more active. the case would
have been stronger. As it is, there is still
need for direct and conclusive evidence to
clear up that murder.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
IN RICH ATTIRE.
The Charities of Detroit Get a Benefit From
Her Leading Ladies.

DETROIT, April 25.-The second annual floral
and musical festival held in the interests of the
% charities of this city came to a successful
termination this evening. The several charities
were represented by booths illustrative of
the architecture of various nations and ages.
The leading society ladies of the city were in
charge of the booths, with young ladies as their
assistants. They were all attired in the national
costumes of the countries their various booths
represented, the whole presenting a remarka-
bly, pretty and varied scene TO the thousands of
visitors who attended during the week. The
attendance has been enormous from the begin
ming, and the sales strictly in proportion to the
crowds.
The floral exhibit was especially fine, and at
tracted universal admiration. The display of
orchids by the leading florists of the country
was particularly worthy of comment, as it was
said to be the finest display ever seen in the
West. A unique feature of the festival was
the Golden Book" which was embelished by
sketches from the hands of the leading artists
of the country and designed to contain pledges
on each alternate page for s., 600 to be devoted
to charity. Many such pledges we're procured.
The musical part of the festival was good, the
feature being the choruses of $40 school children
and the Detroit Musical Society, both of which
rendered the various national airs and selec-
tions from the leading operas.
The city has worn a festive attire all the
week in honor of the event, and the Golfers of
the various charities will be largely increased
by the success of the show.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
SOCIAL CHATTER.

MRS. G. c. HUssEY's residence, on Cedar
avenue, Allegheny, was the scene of a gay
throng last evening, who, in response to invita-
tions issued by the charming hostess, assembled
to dance the hours away. The favors of the
german were unusually delicate and unique,
and the refreshments served were OF the most
tempting variety.
Mr.. AND MRS. OTTO H. GRoETzNGER cell
ebrated their first wedding anniversary last
evening at their home on Bidwell street, ALLIE
gheny, with the congenial company of near rel
atives and intimate friends.
THE l. o. o. F. will celebrate their seven
tieth anniversary in Carnegie Library Music
Hall on Tuesday evening, April 20, 1890.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

that the mountain Of Popocatepetl is not as
lofty as is generally claimed, by 1900 feet. To
increase the duty on Mexican lead ores and to
knock off 1900 feet from the altitude of the
most famous mountain of Mexico looks like an
assault upon the susceptibilities of the Me1i-
cans, that ought to be made more gradually.
As the figures with regard to the mountain
are barometic, and therefore liable to error,
our Southern neighbors will be justified In
claiming that depreciation of II per cent
ought not to be attempted in the standing of a
mountain of worldwide fame without some
corroboration of the unreliable barometic tes-
timonY.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
WORTH TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS

To State That an Artist Produced Foet
With six Toes.
LONDON. April 25.-The trial Of the action
for libel brought by Mr.. George Augustus Sala
against Mr.. Furniss, the caricaturist, took place
to-day and resulted in verdict of f5 damages
for the plaintiff. The libel was contained in an
after-dinner speech made by Mr.. Furniss. In
his remarks Mr.. Furniss stated that Charles
Dickens had refused sketches made by Mr.
Sala, and that the latter had sent to the
Academy School drawing which contained a
figure having six toes on one foot. Despite
critic on the London Daily Telegraph.
Mr.. Furnlss also stated that Mr.. Sala had
painted pictures on the walls of an eating
saloon, and claimed that this probably gave him
the taste for cookery he had eyfnced ever since
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
Drpew Among the Least Eligible.

From the Brooklyn EagIe.I
A wit, a humorist, a railroad President, an
orator on stately occasions, as well as the most
sparkling after-dinner speaker the country has
known, a statesman in the breadth of his views,
and with one or two exceptions. perhaps the
ripest man in public life on this side of the At
lantic, is 56 years old to-day. 1t is because he
is a railroad President and identified with in
terests which are held to be injurious in race
at the polls and because of the belief that there
is too much of the comedian in his nature to
warrant perfect confidence in him as the occu-
pant of the highest of public positions that
Mr.. Chauncey NJ Depew is among the least ELI
gible of the Republican aspirants to the Presi-
dency,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

A PROMINENT clergyman declares that
Jacob and Abraham would not have been toll
Grated in modern society. That is not so cer-
tain. If it was understood that Jacob and
Abraham were the heads of great family and
owned broad territories and some millions in
hocks and herds, it is probable that society
would not only tolerate but lionize them.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

SPEAKER REED expects Congress to ad-
journ in June and Senator Allison says that
August is the most probable date. Allison's
fences were repaired last winter, but there is a
considerable job of building to be done by the
statesmen of the lower House before the dog
DAYS come again.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

CHICAGO. April 25.-The marriage of Theo-
dore Thomas, the well-kpown orchestra leader,
to Miss Rose Fay, of this city, will take place
on Wednesday, May J, in the chapel of the
Church of the Ascension. The ceremony will
be private, only the most intimate friends bav-
ING been invited. The bride-elect is Miss Rose
Fay, of Chicago. sister OF C. c: Norman Fay a
own age as 81, and that of Miss Fay as II years
his iuniOr.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

IT is said that experiments in England OF
the results of tight lacing on female monkeys
proves beyond doubt that it is injurious, for it
killed the poor things. But the so-called softer
sex will refuse to be convinced by any such
demonstration as that. 1t can balance the
experiment with evidence that buckling
girths about donkeys both male and female, to
the extreme of tight pressure, does not hurt
them in the least.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

THE solemn dramatic criticism of the
Springfield Republican that "A Brass Mon
key may be said to show in some measure the
higher tendencies which find more complete
expression in "A Midnight Bell" is somewhat
astonishing to the average mind. Itmay be ex-
planned, however. on the reflection that the
high tendencies of the "Brass Monkey" repre-
sent the same class of altitude as that attained
by the goose that hangs high.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
A NEW GOLCONDA IN PERU.
Samples of Quartz Taken 10 New York City

Samples of Quartz Taken 10 New York City
to be Assayed.
ESPECIAL TELEGRAM TO THE DIsPATcH,1
NEW YORK, April ga young man who
seemed very much interested In certain small
canvass bags which formed part of his baggage.
was a passenger on the steamship Cyril from
Peru, which reached Martins stores in Brook
lyn on Wednesday night. The bags were filled
with brown sand which the young man had COL
lected in the Andes.
He said the sand was mixed with gold quartz
which he was bringing 90 this city to be assayed,
He had been sent to Peru, he added, by firm
of this city which intended to begin mining
operations where the sand was found. He be-
lieves 1t will yield s35 to the ton.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

The excitement of the San Francisco
'doom-sealers' because a little earthquake
was felt ten DAYS after they expected the de-
srruction of the city might well be based on
the failure of their expectations. But such is
the nature of the prophetic cranks, that if they
prophesied deluge and could only verify it
with sprinkling-cart they would claim that
their prophetic foresight was indicated.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

LINCOLN, April Ex-Governor Thayer has
begun crusade against the classification of
corn at Chicago nd other grain centers In a
letter to Senator Paddock he urges that
Government inspector be appointed to look
after the grading. His complaint is based on
the fact that Nebraska corn which is known to
be the finest in the world is generally graded
No. 3 and instead of No. q
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

NUMEROUS esteemed contemporaries are
agitating themselves over the adoption of a
good word to express the act of transporting
by electricity. Suggestions extend all the way
from the verbs ito VOLT or ito galvan" up to
''telemote," "electrofer" and "telefer." After
all this discussion the public will coin word of
its own and discard all the rest-when elec-
tricity proves that it can beat steam as an
economic power of transportation.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
II Could be Worse.
From the Philadelphia Record.i

From the Philadelphia Record.i
Possibly worse Silver bill might have been
patched up by the Republican caucusers; but
probably not A proposition to buy all the
silver produced in this country, and a large part
of the production Of other countries, and to
give our notes for it, has nice. fragrant SYM
dicate smell that will titilate the nose of spec
ulation everywhere. But what will Benjamin
Harrison say?
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
Somebody's Going to Get Hit.

From the Philadelphia Press.l
The McCalla court martial has undertaken a
huge task, namely, to ascertain whether Com
mander McCalla is brutal tyrant or the victim
of conspiracy among his subordinates. The
truth in the case, when it comes out, is going to
hit somebody very hard.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

To-day's Pittsburg Life contains an intensely
interesting sketch of the Fifteenth Pennsylya.
MIA Cavalry. written by the Hon. j. W. Over
and read before meeting of Union Veteran
Legion No. / on March 81 1t gives a graphic
description of some of the engagements that
cavalry participated in during the late war.
The same paper also prints a cut of the late
General Grant, seated on horse and sketch
of the ex-Presidents life.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
FULL DRESS AT A CONCERT.
An Enjoyable Entertainment by the Scot.
tish Rite Last Evening.

H1uSE I1NtHTHKs
Full dress prevailed at the Masonic organ re-
ci.al last evening, and handsome ladies in
charming costumes We'd with each other in
point of beauty. The concert was given by the
coordinate bodies of the A. A. s. R., Valley of
Pittsburg, out of compliment to the three old.
est and three youngest lodges of Freemasons
The Mozart Club, with Prof. ]. P. McCol-
lum as director and Prof. John Pritchard ac-
companist, were assisted during the evening by
Mrs ]. Howard Speer and Mrs. Adah S.
Thomas; also the Misses Matte Reed, Jennie
Evans and Ella Semple. and Messrs. Duff,
Dermitt, Nutrall and Strouss The programme
was rendered as published in recent issue of
THE DISPATCH.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
The New Name for Ii.

From the Oil City Blizzard.I
Some of the candidates are getting an excel
lent color in their faces. AS the campaign ad-
vauces the glow becomes more and more
rugged. It is attributed. of course, to the gen.
tie zephyrs encountered in driving through the
county.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
AGENTS TAKE NOTICE.

THE DISPATCH of SUNDAY NEXT, April
q, will contain TWENTY-FOUR GA PAGES.
1t will be an unusually interesting issue, con.
tanning many new features. Send in your or
ders to reach this office not later than Friday
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
DEATHS OF A DAY.

LANARK, ILL.,, April 25.-Hon. E. Slower died
suddenly last evening of paralysis of the heart
Her served two years as a member of the state
Legislature. He was the originator and manager
OF the Grand Circle of White Men and leading
light Of the Christian Church.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
A Lecture md Debate.

The Working Peoples Debating Society will
hold its regular meeting at 7:3O o'clock to-mor-
row evening at G. A. r. Hall. No. 102 Fourth ave.
nue.. Henry Bowers will open the meeting with
a lecture, to be followed by debate on the
subj ect of the lecture.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
Triumph for Jourunli,m.

From the Boston Herald.l
Editor Watterson has had colt named after
him. The animal won the Luke Blackburn
stakes on Saturday. and he is promising can
didate for the Kentucky Derby. This is proud
triumph for journalism.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
Known by Its Fruits.

From the Atlanta constitutional
The ballot-box forgery has done its perfect
work. Foraker is deader than if he had died
with some disease. and Mr.. Murat Halstead,
the great Field Marshal of Ohio politics, is
modestly editing gentle Brooklyn paper.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

A SUMMER resort on the Consequences
ing will be an attractive and convenient relief
for Pittsburgers from the heat and dust OF
summer work. The report that fine hotel is
to be erected there will be fully apprecia ted.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
Trying to EqunIize Taxation.

From the Philadelphia Tmes.l
The Tax Commission is trying to equalze
taxation. 1t has not yet tackled the job of
making the people willing to pay their equita-
BILE share of taxes. This is too much even for
o State commission.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
Minister Palmer. Preference.

From the Washington Star.1
Minister Palmer is credited with being will
ing to swap castle in Spain for a Governors
mansion in Michigan. Some men have no
poetry in nheir souls
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

BASEBALL is declared by an esteemed
cotemporary to be ian off-shoot of the national
character" That way of putting it permits
the addition of the thought that some of the
latest developments of the national game must
be classed as in-shoots of the baseball charac-
ter
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

IF the banquet this evening is "a
regular love feast" the supposition is that
someone will be "vindicated' by it. The State
Committee apparently classes every political
event as vindication.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

CECIL alley bids fair to raise bigger
protest than Diamond street. The difficulty of
assessing for an improvement of this sort ap-
pears to be in inverse ratio to its importance.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

OF course Sergeant Dunn, of the Signal
Service. is sorry when he learns Of the disas-
ters that are inflicted by the Louisiana floods.
But it is that mitigated sorrow which is allevl-
ated by a reflection that now the other fellows
know that he was right.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

To the Editor of The Dispatch:
Is a IS gold note worth more than its face
value? LEON.
PITTsBURG, April 25.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

entertainment would not be wholly out of
tune with the spirit of the occasion. For
this do political clubs give banquets.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

FRED GRANTS theory that surplus is
much easier to handle than deficit seems to
have inspired the present Congress. See how
easily they can dispose of the surplus!
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
62S Penn Avenue.

To the Editor of The Dispatch:
Where is the Woman's Exchange in Pitts.
burg? INQUIRER.
PITTsBURG, April 25.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

The railroad yardmen's wages dispute
still lags superfiuous on the stage long after it
should have received amicable settlement.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

THERE is fear that strained relations may
result from the statement of Prof. Heilprin, of
the Philadelphia Academy of Natural Sciences
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26
CURRENT TIMELY TOPICS.

THE Mayor of Salt Lake has stopped gam
bling, and now there is no more of it going on
than there is in Chicago.
A LADY living in Athens, Ca, nearly 40 years
Of age, acknowledges that she has never had a
proposal Of marriage in her life. Life kas GER
tainly been a failure as far as she is concerned.
BUCK BEER is not as old as the beer ordin-
arily sold, but will give to the consumer much
larger and commodious head.
THE man who looks up the shaft to see if the
elevator is coming down is getting as numerous as
the man. who didn't know it was loaded.'
On Monday Kemmler, the Buffalo murderer
will succumb in the interest of science and justice
THE Scranton Republican is one of those
papers that can appreciate good things. Its issue
Thursdays contained six items from The DIS
PATCH, but on account of the editor leaving his
glasses at home he forgot to credit this paper.
THERE is little narrow-gauge railroad in
Pennsylvania of which one man Is the president
the board of directors, the superintendent the
general passenger and freight agent the ticket
agent, the conductor and the yardmaster, and the
president, ETC., always asks for annual over all
other roads, and he generally gets 'em, too.
THE Washingtonians. wear a broader smile
than ever before. If the President signs the zoo
bill they will have circus there the year round.
THE oldest Odd Fellow is beginning to die
with remarkable regularity of late. lie is dis
counting the Oldest Freemason.
THE weather prophets are predicting a dry
summer. 1t may prove the case in some section
of the country, but Judges Msgee and Ewing have
willed otherwise SO far as Pittsburg is concerned.
DUNN is being indicated. The people who
were loudest In their condemnation few weeks
ago now yelling with one voice, swell Dunn,
good and faithful servant"
EDITORS of baseball cities are explaining
why the local clubs not at the head of their
spectve leagues. The only reason that our clubs
are not on top Of the heap is because they havent
won as many games as the other fellows.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-04-26

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