Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-11-29
PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS.

One tree in the Sierra Nevhdas
measures 1291f feet in circumference.
When girl is in love she always
thinks the young man is perfect, and he
agrees with her. -Somerville Journal.
When you sec boy with beautiful,
long, yellow curls there is very little
doubt as to who Is the head Of the fam
lily. Indianapolis Journal.
Mrs. Blossom ito her husband who
has come homo with a black eye)-
''That's what you get for riding bicy-
cle." Mr.. Blossom (mournfully)
my dear, it's what l get for not being
able to ride one. The Epoch.
Did Not Return It-Tom - Ibid
Phil return that umbrella he carried
away from your house by mistake?"
Jack-"No, but he lent it to me the
other night when l was caught out in
the rain. Yankee Blade.
IL see you are going to seed your
.ennis-court" mo, what put that idea
Into your head?" ats all plowed up"
20, know. Miss Hicks, of New York,
has been playing on it with high-heeled
shoes. "-Harper's Bazar.
"A Chicago photographer is coming
money. When he wants customer to.
look pleasant he points to sign which
reads, absolute Divorce Guaranteed
for so Cents" He has taken some won
derful pictures. s.-Y onkers Statesman.
III shall now give you the effect of
distance" he said to her, and he sang SO
low as to be scarcely heard. "a little
further, please she said cruelty, and
10 -; h; ,d
with it into the chilly night.-Washing
ton Star.
No Trouble to Identify.-Schumble
worth-"Why, can tell pen-and-ink
artists work just as quick as can tell
| his handwriting" ribbletown-"Yes;
] notice they are always pretty careful
| to sign their names.-Puck.
We hoped that with the waning OF the year
The boiled.shirt girl would co. to reappear
| In different guise;
But no, alas! They're right here with us yet
| Appearing still Ito mans sincere regreD
Indifferent guys.
| indianapolis Journal.
| Wonders of Science. = Lady--"Do
| you take instantaneous photographer"
| Photographer - Eyes, madam; l can
photograph a humming-bird on the
wing, or swallow in it's fight" Lady
T want my baby's picture taken" !"
| otographer-"Yes, madam. Get the
little fellow ready, and ] will prepare
the chloroform. IN. Y. Weekly.
| "A Domestic Pointer.-M De Cott-
"And so you won't let me have that fiat
although am willing pay in advance"
Agent-"No, madam. You have too
many children" Mrs. De Cott-"But
all fiat, and house owners, too, talk the
same way. What am 1 to do? Even if
/ have children l must live" Agent
| (confidentially)-"Move into the sub
urbs and stay there until malaria kills
a few of 'em off. Good News
1t is announced that by new pro-
cess S75 dog can be boiled down and
converted into five cents worth of glue.
1t is not likely that this discovery will
induce many owners of S75 dogs to con-
vert the animals into glue as a money
making scheme. A greater need of the
day is a plan whereby a five-cent dog
may be boiled down and converted into
S75 worth of glue. - Norristown Herald.
"A Disguised Lawyer. What tmakes
you look so disgusted, Sharp?" asked
one young lawyer of another, the other
day. "Why, you know that old skin
flint, Blunt. don't you?" 1.-The million
aire? Yes?" "Well, he died yesterday,
without making a will, and here are
half the lawyers in town starving. His
heirs will probably get every cont, the
confounded old hunks"