The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-05-15
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tassgised that abe hsA two heads. Wha,
made Der msd sss the fact that she
coulaAt ssu mere than one bonhrl al q
time
Tonmy (resdinR} Here's something
sboat Bes orssh With bundted stops
Do al ofssns have stops. papsi Papa =
Yes. ny 600. siih one exception your
dear mo.Lcrs organ d speech.
Mrs. Brown Why Is u. my dear. that
,oa aill never sii 90 this side Of the room
~Lep gcntlemss callsi Cors- Because.
ma. my lee, makes shadow on the wall,
snd u msgnihes !, 50.
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~. when my bose ,urns up so oreadinllyg
lie ~ Well all have 10 say is that II sbovs
mighty poor taste IN backing away from
sach = lovely mouth
lis His Nibs INF asked . man who en-
tered the Office 10 search Of the manager.
You shoaid say Are His Sibs in? correct
ed clerk who was studying grammar in
his spare moments.
What makes the tea 20 weak. Mira
Dtosnf asked Jones. the wag Of the
bpardiDshouse. ITS been listening TO your
Jokes sbou, the hssb. reckon, replied
Mrs Brown.
Old Gentleman (cslling from the bead
Of the stairs at . late hour Susan wish
you'd tell tina. young man down there
that he'd DO Us a iayar by telling the milk
man 10 leave al extra quart il he meets
him on bis vsy hume.
Physician Collectively H'ms The
case is one. think, that will yield 10 a
mild stimulsnt. Let me see your tongue,
madam. II you please. Husband OF patient
lhastily) Doctor, her tongue does ut
need any stimulating.
Mrs. Gsdabout. Oh, Mrs Snappyl /
saw your husband 10 the park with three
or four ladies around him. Mrs, Snappy
That's all right; but let me catch him
with only one lady around him then
look out for squall
Census Taker- How many male mem
bers are there in this iamily2 Kentucky
Housewife Wall, there was six this morn.
IN, but pap aud the boys went ont arter
breakfas for scrape with the Muge inses
and don't know hew many there Is now,
Mrs. BandboI T. You said the train !
should take leaves at 10 80, didn't you {?
Ticket Agent Yes. madam, and think
I've told you that about ten times already.
Yes, know you have, but my little boy
says be likes to hear you talk.
From a stock market point OF view.
"Ab. Jacob, fear hale not many tags to
live" Nonsense. fsder. you have
t'ir,y years yet before you. = mo, jacob,
mol The Lord isn't going to take me a,
100 when be can get me at 10"
Teacher Aud Adam and Eve could |
not go back to the garden, because IN |
angel. holding flaming sword, was at the
gate. Billy Snodgrsss : Why didn't they
jump the ienceg II ia been there Tony
Fuller Whstre you talking bout?
'Sposin II was barb wire.
Il will be . sister to you, she said
No. he replid sadly; I've got one sister
who wears my neck,ies. borrows car fares,
loses my hair brush. puts tides ali over
The furniture 10 my room. and expects me
10 take her 70 the theatre twice week.
think will go out into the world and for.
&c. you.
A little two.yesr. old boy went to The
grocery store with his mother While
there the proprietor gave the little fellow
~ apple What do you say to the gentle
man when he gives yon 40 applet asked
the grateful mother. The little fellow
hes,a,ed moment, then reached the ap
pie up to the aiyer, said, Peel IT,
--Oat In Montana the minister began:
Will you take this woman 10 be your we'd
dcd wifef when the strapping groom in
terrup,ed him as follows. Say. Mr.. Min.
lister, qut yer foolin and &c. down to
bigaess You know Tn here 10 take this
laiy, an 40 what's the use OF askin' meG
Besides don't allow nobody to call her
woman. She's lady, she is.
a little 81, Johnsbury ionf-yesr-old
boy, learning The Lords prayer by HE
knee recently asked. Mamms,
" bal does smen mean9 Before an answer
could be given be sskej. Does everybody
say III Yes. everybody says !, at the close
Of the prayer. Well. sould think the
girls would say ssiri. and the boys a.boy
And la the men say . men.
Mrs. Bnske "Johnny. did the doctor
call willie was ou,9 Little Johnny stop
ping bis plsy) --"Yes'm He fell my pulse
md looked 81 my tongue. aud shook bis
read. aud said IL VAS very serious case,