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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-29

So simple yet always efficacious in all
bilious disorders is Simmons Liver Regu-
1otn
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-29

Boys overccats sl.25 each at S. ]
Nathan's.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-10-29
OTHER NOTES.

The steam heating material to be used in
the Hathenbruck building came in yester-
day and will be put in Immediately
The funeral of Willie Tanner was held
this afternoon. o.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
AROUND The COUNTY.
Hampton.

Ham ptOn.
Correspondence of the RECORD
1Marricd--At their own residence, Oct.
80, Mr.. Walker Robinson and Miss Alice
Carpenter, Rev. A. ]. Garry officiating.
Fhe numerous friends and acquaintances
of the worthy couple all join in wishing
them long and happy life. land every
body over this way--where Walker FIRST
pitched his tent after coming TO Dakota,
and where his wife was also among the
,ploneers--will heartily indorse the re.
marks of our correspondent 80.
Mr. Badger left for Chicago with cattle
yesterday, Fred l.. Whittier accompanied
him. !. George East has also gone to Chi
cago to visit his family. but will return in
couple of weeks. IS. Z. Ryder bought
ten head of young cattle last week.
"Slle" is getting fine, large herd In a
couple Of years his herd will compare ia.
vorably with some Of tue largest in the
county, If he continues to increase it as
Le has done in the last three years -.
We'll. tomorrow will decide which of the
o. P. peddlers who have been roaming
over the county seeking whom they might
dcvonr will fill the m1cn-coveted offices.
Then We shall have rest for while. :.
o. II. Hammond has had quite number
Of the dusky settlers from over the river
husking corn. They do such work much
better than ore would suppose. ;.Thc
Mcthodists here are expecting the Arrival
of their new pastor, Rev. Mahln. MIR.
Garry ls, understand, to be stationed 1T
Dawson. Veal wisl, him more pleas.
ant field of labor than he had here
- HEspERU..
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
WILLIAMSBURG. N. d., FRIDAY.
The: ELECTION,

Tuesday was y bEghl hplmS day. and
the result was q. yerK FAIR vote all; over the
county Returns areIlnfypmall precincts
except Bakker ept the messenger from,
the neishhpring township Of Union stated.
that he. understood Wadroff, and Yeater
had, maiori,ies there, and that, about 70,
votes had heeu. cast. Without Rakker,
Mcgee has, IL majority of 81, whlrh will
be reduced somewhat by Bnkker; Cell so
far has 147- majority over Fxalcigh,
Strccter over Yealcr has 179, majority,
and this. will be reduced, probably, 10 $50
by the full returns. Armstrong is ahead
Of Parker 1853. to be increased, bX Bakker,
1t looks as though Cummius, Lee, Weller
and Smith would 10 the justicc-sApp
work foS the next two; years. The. con.
stables willprobab1y be Lock, Wo;t, East
anil Burse Fisk and Dwycr will run
about even in Emmons. Rowcrtink over
Klynslra. without the missing precinct
IS A Van Beck and Campbell are elect.
ed commissioners East, Couch, aud, prob;
ably uanley, are elected assessors
! In the absence of Bakers returns, the
:. feetiugs to the columns cannot be given.
The total vo.e cast was about $50
F"e Republican, majority on the state
ticket is about l75,, In the tables below
| tlir precincts arc numbered as follows.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
IN TOWN AND OUT,
The yarns arc untanglcd,

Ehc yarns are untapglcd
For Salc-A registered shor,horn bull
This is a fine animal. Apply at this
Office.
Another teacher is wanted in the Rus,
sian settlement Write orapply to Jakob
Fischer, t%etcr.
Deputy skcYfE. .Archambuu]t arrived ut
Williamsport Monday afternoon with
VIM. Carmichael, who is now in jail.
The vote at the four home precincts
(Williamspo,t, Cherry Grove, Logan, and,
Denhem's) were about three to one
against Y Ycater.
George Jennings, Bismarck, will buy
good butter put up IN jnrs, tubs or rolls,
and will sell you groceries in exchange at
the lowest cash prices.
They say that Strsetcr was. disled ur
in great shape at the Qmio precinct all
day long; but still three, votes got into
the box, just the same.
| Mr.. Yeater owes his defeat largely to
the bad quality of his cigars and the
worse quality Of his Germany. "Das mon
kent MICH goot," for instance,
II. P, Poster, the Sixth Street Grocer,
in Bismarck, dcsi4's the REcoRp to say
that for d time Ac will take Butter, packed
in TUBS, ip exchange for merchundlsea,
Take your Butter and Eggs ta tAe
"Louc Star Grocery. co'Aer Main apd
Fifth streets, Bismarck. George .Icn
nings will buy them and pay all they arc
worth.
The Emmons county member OF tho
senatorial district committee, who said he
would "rather vote for the devil than &
Democrat went back on the devil
and worked hard to get q majority of ono
for {cater at EXetct%~.
Yeatcr's last yarn was well spun, and il
worked to- certain extent In the Nc
Gee precincts he gave it out that "S.rcete
is working against Mcdce." Up here h'
said, "Strecter is working against Wal
droff" And yet, as everybody knows
who met him during the campaign
Strccter said nothing against either. be
liev1ng he had enough to do to tend hl
own knltt'n'. These last yarns. c.rcu
lated too late for refut ltion, were abso
lutely and unqualifcaly false.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
THE TYPEWRITER GIRL,
4 Defense 9& the. HsAve aud rersever:'
ipg Young Woman.

ink Young Woman.
Now that ladiss are 50 generally
employed as stenographers and type
writer operators the columns Of news-
papers are burdenod with courso at
tempts at hpmor. in which tho pretty
amanuensis and hsr alleged irtatiors
with the business man are the inspir-
ing theme. Perhaps these jokes, on
account Of their insipidity. are harm
less and DO not deserve the dignity
Of remQnstrance, but, nevertheless.
says the Western Plpwman, wa enter
our protest against any attempt to
place IN 2 ridiculous Or Improper Il ght
the honest and worthy occupation Of q
woman. All honor to the girl who
has the energy and pluck and deter
mination to qualify herself to be self
sustaining and make herself useful in
this great world Of business, and
blighting, withering, blasting shame
be his portion who would place even n
straw in her way. There are enough
actual follies, weaknesses and foibles
Of men to laugh about without making
innocent women the subject of ridi-
cule by making them figure in incl
dents entirely tho product Of an i'm
pure imagination, The shafts of ridi-
cule should be aimed only at those who
deserve punishment, and there Is
enough OF this class, God knows; and
wit and humor lose their charm when
! INDUCED in at the expense of anything
that ia good and useful. A woman's
reputation is too delicateto be roughly
handled. and any light treatment o.
her occupation Injuries her WHO is iden
tilted with it.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
T4AR 4ApR TFyyFflt. ARpHT, 4 sa,9,x' ~
S4,h 4fr Shys!esA Action, a.aa. Must g..
somo Of It Opt o. Him.

he comes out at the 'front.' door.
bright faced and happy, says the
Washington Critic. He comes out for
no particular. reason, snvo that he
Of physical action, and must get some
Of it out of him Before bedtime or he
won't be fit to sleep. He doesn't know
this with his head, but his body knows
it; for after all, the body does O. great
deal Of its own thinking Independently
Of What We call consciousness, He
stands on tho step ard looks up und
down the street. He doesn't know
what he is looking for; indeed he Is
not locking t9r anything. lie just
looks with n sort Of underlined hope
that he, will sec something suggestive
to him ot What to do. He jumps down
the steps. and goes to. the. gute, hungss
on it q W0pent, makes q ieW sounds
With hia voice. such g. nobody but q
boy can wakq, and qoboly else would
mako II Ae eoqld. They don't mean
anything. He. makes, them because
we'll, becauae he is q boy. AS. il he
had suddenly thought OF something to
do he bangs the gate open and rpshes
down the middle Of the street. yelling
like young Indian. But he has not
suddenly thought Of so'pcthing to do,
He has simply done that because. he
couldn't think of anything tQ. do and
must do something. Then ho picks
up stone and fires it Mt dog. and
cringes and feels sorry If he hits the
mark, He doesn't want to, hurt the
dog. He throws the stone because he
and the dog and the. stone are there,
and IT is handy to do SO. For q few
seconds he stands and looks up into Q
tree nt-pQthinG Then he breakt
into run again, and suddenly sits
down! on tho curb stone as II he had
accomplished aoEething and was CON
tent.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
TIE WRONG poo.
A Case Where Aee4Ssaaitntaneeship. 4saat Did Not
Serve Good Turn.

Serve SOO0 Turn.
Opo may. psrhapa, presume so for upon
old acquaintance9hip 9s 10 indulge oc
ess9naly e H7l!SpSas'ea! j9ko, e:., by!
"anqthcr pair Of slce$es. "'A 4 city gamir
was wont 70 play rather ROUGHLY vita q
good.naturcd bulldog. owned by o sEop.
keeper. Of the ncighborhood. One day
tho boy was walking with crony. when
he saw the dog approaching.
Hi There's Towse {" he cried Nov
see me head him off.
arms extended, and parti4sAy blocked the.
passage. The animal looked surprised,
stopped, and evidently considered within
himself what it would bt,bcst to do. =
Il never knew him to act like that, :"
said the joker. 'lic alters lays down on
his back aud rolls. Guess I'll, stir him
up q littlcl'
With that he sprang at the dog, caught
him by the ears, and began pulling him
about.
"Towse" was evidently amazed; hut
lie proved equal to the occasion. Fas-
tening his teeth in tho boys trousers, ip
startling nearness to an cxpansc Of bare
knee, Ae held on like wise.
Just ut that moment the boy caught
sight Of an unfamiliar spot of white on
tho animals head, aud dropped his hold
to take at once to his heels. leaving Il
goodly portion Of w2olen clotn in the
creatures mouth.
"Run, Patsy, run r. he shouted to his
chum. "Ele's gone and turned hisself
into another dogr
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
What They Meant,

When children are impressed By ths
personal misfortunes of otAera they
aquhtleas feel a tanderer sympatAy thai
do most Older people. A little g!Fl eAe1
asked why friend whe had been il
with small poA, had marks On her faea,p
Tia reason Was told her. and, tAaNsA sAa
SAID nothing in reply, her face was arAvl
and thoughtful tor many AaAFa RftsP,
Some time later her littfo hrntAef cav {
negro whose face was similarly mArypd,
and was considerably amused at what Aj
thought tho mana very funny appeaP'
auce,
"He's got holes all over his face r. III
whispered to his aister, In high glee. bul
that young lady GFavely drew him aside.
i1tQI, corner.
'Tommy do you know what thaa.
marks mean :" she asked. impressively.
Tommy shook his head. his eyes grow
Ing very large and round.
"T4ey mean he's been veFy sick," said
the little preacher. "and that he mos
died, and God made ON there ON his face
so folks would always remember to bt
sorry when they looked at him."
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
They'll Corner Him Somewhere.

Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle; The
way Of the drunksrd is hard. Dr.
Carothcrs says he is lho helpless victim
Of tnaRsmitted haredity. DR.. Kelley says
be Is uflercr from disease and is to be
treated accordingly; the prohibitionist
says he is On anarchist aad needs only the
restraining hand of law; Dr.. Crosby says
he is free moral agent and. must be
so held aud dealt with; the high license
map says ho is the victim of over indulg-
enoe and cheap liquors. aud il his whisky
cost more he would drink less Of II, and.
now the Minnesota Legislature class him
with the burglar and robber aud makes
dru ,kncss penal offenao, Tho wine
cup not only stingeth like an adder, but
II bitc,h like q multiplication table In. It's
dffusive treatments. After awhile It
viii get to lie so that man will have 70
consult lawyer before lie darcs to talse
q drink. and then lie wont have money
enough loft to get drunk on All these
things. therefore. tend to ultimate pro
hibitiOn.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
Afraid OF ELECTRIC Cars.

A coal black negrcss Of advanced age.
with the good nature beaming out OF
her dark eyes. stood on tho corner of Mali.
son avenue and Forty.cighth street, New
York, the other day, waiting for a
Madison avenue car to take her up town.
An old bapdana handkerchief was tied iu
the form of q turban on her head, and
she carried loaded market basket on one
arm. Presently one of the new electric
cars came along Aunty walked on. III.
to the middle Of the street and waited for
II. AS it came up the hill her eyes
bulged IN astonishment. and she seemed
stricken with fear.
"Lawd mqssyl" she exclaimed. "whar
be de hosses?"
The brakeman rang the bell as the Cur
approached. and that added to her fright
Whcp tho cor finally stopped beside her,
she waa so much unnerved that she
could not move.
"'Sc4se me. masaa," she said. trem.
bling. "but | rpcop I'll wait foh de HOSES
ter KUN long"
No amount Of persuasion could induce
her to got on.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
MULES RIDE DOWN HILL:
A kavaltF In FFamway Practise IN San
5eEnardlpo C9pRtE, ,CallEorpla.

'eznardlpo CapRtE, .Callforpls.
A novelty in tramwaY practice is the
railroad operated in the beautiful town
Of Ontario, San Pernapdina county.
CAL, says the soienti6p American,
Tho railroad passes through tho mlA-
die OF Euclid avenue, q broad and
beautiful street, bordered with orange
and lemon trees. The avenue is some
six miles and halt in length, with
he,y heavy grades as it ppsoaohos the
The car is drawn uphill and over
the levels by pair1 Of mules, but in
going down grades the mules ride and
the car moves by gravity. A platform
with folding sides is provided, which ia
supported near one enc upon pair of
wheels, Tho opposite end OF tho
platform is supported on tho oar.
When tho mules are the tractive
power the sides of the platform is fold
ed down and the whole rolls back un-
der the bottom Of the car. whore it re-
mains and is drawn along the track
with tho Cur, The wheels on which
the platform is carried are Of small
diameter, and near thcm is brake
bearing directly on tho rail when ap-
piled by the conductor,
On down grades the platform or
truck is drawn out from beneath the
car, the sides are raised and the guard
rails, ETC., are adjusted. The mules
are driven upon the platform, the
gates are closed and all is ready for
the descent. The mules quietly stand,
we'll fenced in. while tho car rapidly
runs down tho grade.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
Ono Enough In the Family,

SIS it true. De Jones. that your affair
with Miss Do Kimer is of 2" asked Mr..
Do Smith. on meeting his friend yester.s
day.
ut is quite true." was lie reply.
"And may inquire the cause that led
to the rupture p.
Il discovered that she writes poetry"
II should think that would lead you to
think all the more CT her." :
There you're mistaken. / write il my
self, and one poet In q family is enough.
my friend. We're we L" marry we should
DO continually In hot water, for l. would
. dsspiss her productions, and she mine y
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
ON. THE OTHER FOOT,
Why a CELESTIAL, Left the Service Of Hts
81. .Emp1oyer e."

go Employer.
1t il evary employers duty 10 have
some concern for the Moral habits OF his
servants; but that Is nBt his first duty.
and II would not lc altogether unfortu-
nate II he were now and then reminded
ofthe fact. even though it were done
sope&hat rudely. A wealthy man wai
in Wanto d male servant, and heard of
1 Uhinaman who was said to posses.
many desirable qualities. The Celestial
was sent for accordingly.
"You smoke 2" asked the gentleman
'..No, me no smokee !"
".You drink ?"
::No, me no drinkee =.
TYou gamble ?" y
.No, inc no gambleeG..
'!,Then you're jdst'e tic man I want. !"
waS the prompt answer.
a few nigAta later tho master Of the
Aolsc give "a elegant supper for. q party
Of gen,lcmsh Wing. flowed in rivers,
bopiuE, nm high at cards. and cigar
smoke, Ia" dcpsc as a LONDON fog,
shrouded cvqSything IN tic rooms.
The Chinaman made the supper table
O. marvel Of byauty. and waited to charm.
wien tho npext morning camc, however,
tho gentlemap found no Preparations for
breakfast.
"Drnnk. the scounrdel. I've no Doubt
4e said as he stccred his way out to thu
Iear q,irytess. expecting 70 encounter thi
PROSTATE body of the Clinaman. No.
there in the kitchen sat the Celestial
sober as judge.
''.Why haven't you got breakfast p.
Me no stayee here T. was tho answer.
"Dan't pay you high wages enough =
"Ycsscc; but you askce me l smokce
and say ! no smokec; drinkeef and
say no drlpkce; | gam4lee and l SO,
l no gambleec; aud yon gpokce. drjnke'
and gamhPI!l!ec, al tree, no etayctt
hero p ,tftS
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
The Tip Habit.

do not know if you have ever
heard this one on the late John I.
Raymond. 1t was told me few days
ago, and is worth repeating. When
John reached Liverpool after a sum-
mer o:ourn in England he mounted
the ". eel box Of tho tender about to
convey him to the steamer, and in the
attitude he used to assume as Colonel
Sellers when proclaiming that there's
millions in it," he cried in a loud
voice: Gather round, good people!
II in all England there Is man.
woman or child to whom 1 have, not
given tip let him now speak or for.
ever hold his peacc"' There was a
vast concourse Of people on the dock
/ but all were silent.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
THE DAWsQN MIL.

j. Dawson Thomson, of the Dawson
mill, will pay the highest market price
for your wheat, or lie will grind your
wheat for 80 cents bushel and guarantee
you 50 pounds of -four and feed, or he
will grind for toll. The Dawson mill is
noted for the excellence of its -four.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07

H. G. Watson, successor to Rushman s.
Co., wholesale and.retail grocers and deal,
ers IN boots. shoes. crockery. lamps. chan
deliers, flour, feod and grain, Main St.,
between 2d and Sd, Bismarck. N. D,
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
Church ServiceA.

There will by services at tho school
house IN Williamsport on Sunday, Nov.
2, ats p. M. Also. services ut Winona
on Sunday, Nov. 20, ut 1890 ii. IN. At
Winchester on same day at 3p. m.
j. w. MAMlN, Pastor.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
NOTICE.

Persons who insured against hail in the
Alliance Hail Association will find their
notes in the hands of John f. Cell. DAN
bury, Emmons county, N. D., to whom
payment is to lie made. Money can be
safely sent by registered mail.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
Chinese Ideas,

Speaking OF tho best method of govern.
ment Confucius said; "Fellow the calen.
dor Of the Asia dynasty; employ the state
chariot of Yin; wear the crown OF Chou;
and let your music be that of Shun with
posture accompaniment.
''1nN the selection of mon, let theil
character be made tho important consider
alton; tue formation of perfect charac.
ter depends upon ADHERENCE to a high
moral standard"
Meucius told P'ang Keng: III we did
not follow different vocations IN life
and exchange the products of each other q
labor tho farmer would havo a surplus
store of grain on his hands and the
housewife would have more cloth than
she required. The effect of such an OK.
change is that the tradesmcn and skilled
workmen are able to procure food"
The painlcssness OF Death.
The act of dying, 1t is now ascertained,
is absolutely free from suffering; Is 70
ally UNCONSCIOUS, insensibility always pro
ceding it. Any anguish that may attend
mortal illness ceases before the close, o.
thousands who have recovered after hope
had been surrendered have borne witness.
Sudden and violent death, shocking to. the
senses. may not be. probably is not, pain
full 10 the victim. Drowning, hanging
freezing, shooting, falling from height,
poisoning of many kinds. bcgct stupor Of
numbness of tho nerves, which Is incom
patible with scnsation. Persons who have
met with such accidents, and survived
them, testify to this. Records to th,
effect arc numberlesS,
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
NOTICE.

Those who are lntebaed to me for
blacksmithing, etc. Will please call and
settle, as intend to leave for the cast
soon. Resp fy,--,-- w H. WOBsT
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
sfcnSn .nlsyHlcr.

kOtHIs.... ~ lA4 VI lUl
"Thc returns from Bakker will elect Van Beck
but will hardly save Rcnskers.
A rum1r comes from Steele that the
DemocraA have Carried Pennsylvania
and Ohio, but tlera. is pothing definite
known.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
oyster supper and Dance.

On Thursday night, Nov. IL. there will
be an oyster supper and dance ut Frank
D. Smiths, in Burr Oak township. tins
county. Everybody Invited.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07

Go to Mason's, corner Main aud Second
streets, Bismarck, N. D.. if you want any
thing In the line of Fruits. Confectionery
and ice Cream.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07

Buy all kinds of Groceries of George
Jennings. Bismarck, if you wish to have
little n oney go long ways ~
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07

Cheapest. Safest, Best--is obtained
from the Farmers Alliance Insurance
Companies. Address JOHN F, GEIL,
Agent. panbury. Emmops county, n. D.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
NOTICE TO FARMERS.

The Bismarck elevator Is now open for
business. Highest price paid for wheat
and oats. GEO. E. WENTWORTH,
Inspector.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07

i. Are y0n marriedy II not. send your
ldtlrcss 10 the American Corrcspo niiny
Club, ?. 0. box 49, 'Clarksburg, w. Va.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1890-11-07
EMM0NS COUNTY REC0RD
By d. r. STREETER
/
WILLIAMSBURG, NORTH DAKOTA:
Pioneer Journal Of the County.

The RECORJ is entered at the H'ikiun,Y.ort
PostoGce as sec0ni-ctaas matter.