The sun., 1890-01-12

That said to give us the grip
IT'S loo sad that a warrant bacillus
sRSTS %isS Ss SS iHSa isrSSso0pos IL h
Mr.. Grubbs 10 p. M.l-I hate to 60 to sleep.
| knowing that q strange young man is down In
the parlor with our our daughter; i, Sc--v ws b.dor
| ions Tonight. you know.-Neo York Weekly.
wne-what did you ever see In me to mako
NH HHyysSSandNDo you know I've asked myself
that same thing hundred times since we've
been lrharried.-Epooh.
Brown-I had my diamond pin stolen last
Sergeant How can # bc ,s,s; tdsptasdP ,s
| tached.-EpN'ch.
|. Fermer-Why don't you go to the workhouse?
Tramp-Deyfl n have ter change de neme @ dc
institution atone dey gifts me inter it-Lato-
| renee American
Practical yin de for you:' he exclaimed
your fs insussd before y9H di9 And
Hamlet-Haye you sec u, the new work called
Gimlet-1 have not, WI lat is III
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aass. aSs: fsiEh .Ss FOOD Lord. yes
can you do tf-hea'nev Enta Prise.
Mre Jobs-What on Garth is that?
Mr.. Jobs-This. my deaE; is barometer-a
present from our son at college.
tho1Ehtfuil 9 H nSSt Which way DO We screw L y6en
w W.!Es9 XSnt the w0athert0 to be hneF'-N''0 York
Mr.. Crook to chume 30 you've, been getting
married to Maria during my absenceF Who
wv WofSi g husband Sa -Maria-TToa Me Up.
Blossom-Do you believe in minding the
o"Henpeck-1n believe in mir'dinG my wife,
Epoch
Bill-where's Tom now2
Jack-Oh. on the stage.
Bill-Developed talents. chr
Jack-les. drives a afour-in-hand aow.-Btno-
=, Conformation got 80 cents from mo yes
terday. and here you are again to-day. .,
rot s6ae one Of 1s may NOT die before
row ?-TeIGs SUtn0s.
Dead embors OF f1ss9-september. November
December-Boston Herald
Old Lawyer-I cannot take your case. Cir
oumstantial evidence a. so strong against you
that 1t will be impossible to prove your inno-
Prisoner-But am not innocent am guilty.
"Obl Then maybe l can clear you."-Ne'o
York Weekly.
,Brightfellow-Makea any calls New Years Day.
stoopid-Yes. called on Miss Goldbue.
NO, but her father said so.'s-LoUeu Natl
When woman loves man she Roes the
whole hog even to the wart on his nose. 1t
isn't so with man.-Ph'ladepht6 Inquirer.
usually do tn the winter timer
Benevolent Person..And what do you do
"fga Tramp Sqi tresiGnsdiyi-Be to wait for win
ter.-UTGke'S Magazine.
Lucy taged II; who is reading paper,-1ti is
pGFF1aSSs,y FatSefySWhstS eFiaaSt dreadful. Luey2
,Lucy.,Another taithless wife. ths mother Of
r 1arents leit.NTsIaS Strings. ''
what is sweeter than to have friend you
1 I'M kNRNa n nHahR n m
1SEi -RarVoSd Times. 0'' ''u To-
| Belts aa-Dearest what was the real reason
~ .1SShSs7rEfKi sfinF %e /. was eeeanss under
Spqyfs ssSqa T0s a Ard what was the reason Of your
dRsilndGpuInsin dmG III i. was because did not un-
dauS,AWSahIs dauS.Whst h1 old BoRGs done with his two
Rqs ons good sas on the stage and
st tfs sss sSs %AH u. IL
Minnis-2h.ss MMR%i:-2h ~ .s CHI travelling man.
say have saw 1s'4. Err Z EsSri.s EqS hssr him
sGassa Rslsie MhsS&aiE S&1a as well
Ss% Sna Pssdn s S the 81 @S
%i dd HslTsss yo
to pay your club dues and keep you ippngh
ing, canes. and cigarettes, lqth-
Foreign Prince grinding his teeth. .,,,
take it.-OhicdUO tribune. W.
| An ingenious Western man has made m
sical instrument from corncob. Any one cad
| play by ear on li.-iOHke'S statesman.
Head Of Firm-Mr TrRvers. while you were
ut lunch your tailor called to collect q bill,
| am surprised and pained. sir. to learn that you
are in arrears. Isn't 1t possible for you to live
on your salary
Trayers- Certainly 1t is, sir: but you don't
expeot me to support my creditors too p
| Clothier and FHTniSher.
In Little Africa. district on the west side.
| there's high toned club one OF the practices
OF which is to whitehall unpopular candidates.
| Pack
| A time honored RdaRe declares
| = rolling stone gathers no moss
| Then change Ia attended with loBA
| And worn BY the friction OF cAreA
| But just as you fSsten on that
| Another old prOVeTb Ia found
| To assert with conviction profound,
| "A setting hen never grows Tat"
| Snow. snow. beautiful snow
nyou would come The grip might 70.
-FEIcd Herald
o sad II the lot OF him who sits
/ BY the nrolRhts dying nAmo
| And thiukn aud thinks, and IhinkA ana thinks
| T.. ot thO presents that never came