The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1890-03-19
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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 1890.
PoRTlgRes AND POPPING.

Durtained Doorways Are Serious Obstacles
in the Way of BIatrImony.
A few evenings ago said to my friend
Dareal: Joseph. why haven't you mar
ried?s The question seemed abrupt, l
admit, but the moment was most propi-
uous. AS we sat in the contest corner of
the club room testing new and recon-
pensing brand OF cigars we talked awhile
at random, and finally we, too, drifted to
thesubject of marriage in Buffalo. We
spoke of the apparent reluctance of Ger.
tain young men to do anything but
dawdle about the objects of their adora-
ton, and when Joseph said, edo not
blame them, perhaps it is not their fault"
put to him the startling question,
''Joseph, why don't you marry?' Joseph
took several long pulls at his cigar before
replying, but finally said, his eyes fixed
on the ascending smoke: sIf you wish to
know what has kept me from matrimony
Twill tell you. tits the portiere." stared
Joseph went on: "In other words, it is
because parlors have no doors-because
our modern houses are one vast whisper
ing gallery in which the slightest sound
is heard from one end to another. 1t is
years since have felt sure that was
absolutely alone with girl-an environ
ment necessary for sentimental demon
STATIONS But to particularize, It is not
long since became unusually interested
in young woman Of my acquaintance.
Perhaps was in love with her. If not,
know that I might have become so.
paid her rather marked attention for
nearly year, but in my numerous visits
to her house there was never an oppor-
tunity for anything but the most formal
conversation. Usually her father sat in
the library across the hall in full hearing
If not in view-of us. No chance to shut
a door. At the parlor portieres;
at the library door-portieres; at the
dining room door-portieres; and never
an opportunity for that sense of private
tete-a-tete which gives man inspiration
for sentimental deeds.
"Now, it is my idea that the time when
mutual love is first acknowledged should
be supreme moment in life-one to be
made the most Of, and not to be thrown
away by any such insensate proceeding
as a proposal by letter, or even to be
risked at unpropitious seasons, when in
terruption is probable or possible. There
fore, did not tell my love with papa
reading his paper in the adjoining room,
on with the servant fumbling at the side
board in the dining room, with only
thickness of curtain between her and us.
did not tell my love while all the doors
were wide open and the sisters were act
i've in the upper halls, and could hear
the brother in his room overhead dress
ing to go out. No; waited for some
moment of assured privacy. 1t never
came"
There was long silence "WellY' /
said at last. "That is all. Last summer
the young woman in question made
visit to a provincial town, where she
could shut the parlor door. While there
she became engaged and was married
last autumn"
"And that is courtship as she is con.
Quoted in Buffalo" sighed. "That is
the state of things in nine houses out of
ten where Ipay social visits, said Joseph
Dareal. And as / recalled the homes of
our wedable but unwedded maids con-
cluded that Joseph was not wrong, and
that what is most needed by our young
men is not courage, but ga chance
Buffalo Courier.