Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1890-03-08

Cried Ssl-a twinkle in her eyes OF blue.
TT can't be bosh.' said Mabel much perplsxed-
And 90 they argued out the question vexsd.
To one thing each At last made up her mind:
kin was something hard TO b declined
-LppincottA
Mind Your Stop.
There ia . great virtue in stops; and 1t il -
necessary 70 mind" them - to mind ones
head. with stone wall in front. Fancy this;
Mr.. Chamberlain hurried on as fast - he
could on his hands, tight fitting gloves in one
eve, glass in his mouth, . cigar on the top
Of his head, . we'll polished hat and MrA
Chamberlain by his side" 1t Is all a matter
Of very few stops The following was GER
tainly most unfortunate at the end Of a sweet
hearts letter: God preserve you from your
afYectionate Exchange.
In Journalism.
"And what has become Of your son
Jimmier'
"Jimmie's gone into journalism
why, he is only ten years old"
True for you; but he sells forty news
papers . day. He's . smart boy. that
Jimmie "eHarper's Bazaar.
See-SAW.
An artist went to SEA to -
What he might see At - TO draw.
He only saw what all may see-
The sea was all the artist saw.
And when he saw hed seen the 50
Proceeded he the scene TO draw.
And since his scene often SEQ
I've seen the sea the artist saw
-ExchangA
Jumping the Anniversaries
Ardent Lover-Darling, when does your
birthday come!
Object of His Anections-It comes on
Christmas, Harold.
Ardent Lover with an eye to future econ
omy in the matter of presents)-Goodl Let'a
BE- married Christmas day, Maud. Chicago
Tribune
Yes, Indeed.
How much more gay and clipper,
How much more blithe and light
How much more truly happy.
How much more free aad bright,
How much more brave and fearless
viii any body feel
When they have Just surrounded
good, square neal
F B. Smiley in Joliet NewA
Obeying Her Mas Injanctions.
MAY take one kiss before 60. dearesl
Angelinar'
YES dear Edwin, you may take one, but
you must return it, for ma has frequently
warned me against giving kisses to any ona >
Boston Courier.
The Editors Advisers.
They're thick ~ leaves meath autumn's GLOW.
Or beams Of old Soils taper,
The men who know or think they know
The way to run paper.
New York PreA
An Exte ,poraneous Proposal.
Miss Liftwich-And what is your castle in
the air, Mr.. Trimblei
Mr.. Trimble (passionately)-A Harlem nai
with you as its queen, Penelope Augusta
Munsey's Weekly.
A Suggestion.
nyou love girl and want to marry 'er.
And lack Of pluck is the only barrier,
Iwould make this mild suggestion.
Shoot yourself or pop the question
Texas Sitting
Plain Statement.
Celebrated LAwyer-Now, tell me honestly
did you rob that banki
Client lin disgust)-Of course l did Dc
yer spose I'd be able to retain you II didn't
Life.
Very True.
Now in the parlor meet the pair
When golden day u done,
Two forms with but one rocking chair,
Two hearts that beat - one
Boston Couri.
A Big Discount.
RI was out fishing yesterday What d
you think caught
F.-Not more than half what you ny.-
Texas Siftings
He was Tailor.
The day 10 done, " shs Gang away
And with the measures running
Her father Gished "Ysa, dun's the day.
With little for the dunning''
boston Herald
When Tunnels Are Dangerous.
Agnes-I should think those long tunnsaI
would b. very dangerous while travelling.
Aabsl-They are, II you are not engaged
Exchange
Couldn't Translate It.
IT'S Top. m. r.ths girl exclaimed
But useless did IL prove
he didn't seem 70 understAnd
That p n meant please move
-WashinEtoo HsA
Bird Language.
ITO my mind, all birds have a Ian
guage. and that language Is as intelligi
BILE to themselves as ours is to u.s." said
the proprietor Of bird store. Il have
pair Of canaries and often listen to
their conversation In the morning one
OF them gives 'tw-eet.' Are you
awakeF he saws to the other. The othe,
gives 'tw-eet. Yes: I'm a little sleepy.
though, and closes his eyes again. But