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Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05

noi- DsIasor&s psxs1ea ne streets.
tooGag ossas. e&FFyikg oroosss siAa
ysii.ns q tas 80 a shsiT soios. sxGl
tsFd N Il Fore Al ssrsgs he-sl
1na tle asFss1 Fisss< assseeAss ~sr~
read fr02 sss eu1sae. Oee - tie
elect hat kskinlsg hsa seec 9sfssLsd
~ ooee GsloEiss. esascs las DsnAs-
eEats - ns2rly raise Sc resi- o1 81
Lad ora I0Aasot's $ 8o<telTy WITH EAeIr
cnsers- shortly afterwards a dese&seA
sas read rnseh anasl1csa taas Ne
kialsY s.s eiseted .ttnoat . ooues.
tbs eauseo . sepaBtseaa burst OF 81
lhus4sa. bulletin on AsaFoe-st.
caused TIE hearts "a the faithful - sx-
pand sita Joy. tnat e thr fsitffu Den
oegzts- fals b4lletn had complete Fs-
tuEas from severn preclncts n ghe city
a3us before tns votes were c0aatea
Ihere @ss a regular sqaelcner az IL
CLOCK snen gentleman vita fog
norm voice lhL4rtcd sne delightful
intell gvnce that Watkins naisriy
"a Allexsn county was l5D
Cheer after cheer wss gwen for the
Mslsr, and tae scene could scarcely DC
d-scneed. Money va nying around IA
a lively msnnsr a. the Morton. Heary
q
There we're elnRumofssle bcts. FsrsURe
It was epidemic. Pennsylvania has
gone Republican by 50, 900 majority {"
announcsa the gentleman with the fog
hOfn voice. Give ne some news fro N
Grana Rapids'' exclaimed one enthu-
sAst- "Ain't got any" was tho an
sser. The county and Congressional
committees neld the fort Al Republican
headquarters They we're waiting for
news, but i came very slowly. Every
confidence was expressed that Watkins
vas elected oy = handsome majority.
They knew very little about il. though
Ii Was the same At tins Democratic
headquarters.
The reIurns at / o'clock were 80
mcsger that u was impossible 10 tell
whether Turner or the Prohibition
candidate Tor Governor Was ahead
/ The count had not been finished IN n
single precinct IN this city. The new
election law Was corker on the clerks
and inspectors. They read themselves
hosrse, and IN some places 1t looked as
| IL 10 would take three weeks for them
| 10 hn8sn. In the First precinct of
the second ward one OF the inspector,
/ could not stand the strain, and ne Was
\ Obliged 10 call IN slbtt tute. At the
\ present writing the indications are that
nothing definite will be learned fiom
\ any OF the precincts until this morning.
/ During the entire night, however, the
/ excitement on the streets prevailed
/ Thousands haunted the hotels aud the
main thcfoaghtSres. but their voices
were so hosrse that their yells resem-
/ blsd squeSls.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05
IN GRAND RAPIDS
Hoy Eiscsion Day Passed In the
Valley Cry.
xOExCnEHEu ECTlBIC yOTEClST
Ths sss Psssag Bsetss a es~d raias-
ssk nseh sssek f.Asa IA sh~ 49,
Msthea az Cs4sGak ths Nst~s-
oagat EaTas.sasss ths order.

TIE slection yesterday wss The quiet
sst 10 ths alstofy u ma eity. TINS "As
aas u lhs nes systsm q voting which,
sxcept Tor the counting part, sss gen
erally commanded, except by los Of
disgruntlsd ward hrelsTs and strikers.
fnsy stood ABOUT the polling places
With a woe-besone. far away, dismal
look ca thetr faces Their occuption
had disappeared aaa they could hardly
realize q. Candidates did not greet
them 10 the sans old complacent man
nsr. The 1gsrs and tenaers that they
longsd for never came. CtlLen. stood
no chance Of beng pulled TO pieces.
whereas Of yore they were lucky 4 they
escaped with a collar button.
The new polling booths worked 70 a
charm. When voter put ia al sp-
pearAnce he sized up the box bike
a1alrs. he was met by gate keeper.
who invited him % enter. Occasionally
he would De met ey an enthusiastic
worker who would plead With him for
h.s candidate. tie w0uld sllO into h-s
hand clip, bet ten times out OF nine
when be got into the booth his promise
would be forgotten aud the slip would
nnd Is Way 70 the floor unused, 20 be
ground TO pieces BY the heels Of those who
were 70 follow. The booths furnished
perfect secluslon. It was impossible %
learn how a citizen voted He could
NJ up nls ticket without being harrassed
BY a half dozen insisting Tor him % vote
for this man and that man. The re
suit Sas that there Was less slipping
than ever before. Party lines were
closely adhered 70, and ballots were in
most Instances either straight Republi
can or straight Democratic. The only
trouble experienced was with the ignor
ant classes. Occasionally q voter ven
ln5O a booth Who could not read. Their
IL became necessary 70 call IN an inspec
tor % help him out. One citizen, a
Democrat. Who could not read, left tn,
booth snd cast = straight Prohibition
ticket tie was The most disgustec
man IN Grand Rapids when he wa
Afterwards told OF what be had done.
As the day advanced it looked ss If &
light vote Was beng cast. There wa
10 excitement, and the polls bore more
OF a semblsnce 20 a funeral than a.
election. II did not seem .s Il a gres
struggle was going on and that thou
sands we're waiting anxiously 10 heal
the result.
Last night was one OF general enthusi
asm IN quite way. The excitement
though Was not searly as great as two
years ago. BOmbastic Democrats were
making the widest klnd of claims lons
before there was say chance for re
turns. Later IN the evening crowd oi
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05
Congressional.

AT Republican county headquarters,
at an early hour this morning, there
was the positive indication that no
trustworthy returns had been received
sufficient to give any certainty of the
Congressional results. The latest from
Allegan was TO the effect that positively
no returns could be given.
Holland City gives Watkins TO 10
majority. Earlier Democratic dis
patches reported Holland City and Hol-
land township we're tied.
From Lowell the oispatche. were ex-
asperatingly dumb, but the Democrats
were claiming gain for Ford of I31.
From lonis county, Odessa gives 2S
gain for Watkins. The city OF Ionia
gives l36 majority for Ford.
Inc Democrats were making the
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05

watkins. II, FORD ~. Lsnoresux. 81;
NSx1see -. fnlra Erea1cs. al !
. e'eloeA-TarneE. GO; Nsnxas, lss-
wslcns, 81; FoEc, lss. LAmoEesuK,
IL Mcqueen, It's.
ESHrH wAkD.
First preciact, far Turner, llo.
wlnsns. 81. Watkins. lls; Ford, 80.
Second pxs c net, Turner, 3; Mln&As.
249; Watkins. 20 Ford, 25S.
N1RTH WARD.
The total for the Ninth ward first
preeIccE = as follows: Turner, ~; Nin-
Sns, ES5, Watkins. 92. Ford, lS5; Sen
atofA. vote. Dorsn, Is; Adams, y
Secretary o. So te. bopsr, lS4s Gardner,
30, State Treasurer. Breasted, lS5
Moore, 81, Attorney General. Ellis, l3S
Huston, 80, Jllsllce Supreme Court,
Canlil, ~; AclirAth, is5.
TENIH wARD.
Second Preclnct-N hen half the votes
had been counted the returns were
Turner, 1872 Mlnans, 50: Watkins, 49,
Ford. s.; Lamoreaux, 1876, Mcqueen
so. The result IN the other precinct.
could not DC learned.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05
SEVENTH WARD,

The vote cast in the Seventh ward,
First precinct was: For Turner, l78;
Winans, 3s5. Watkins, 1863; Ford, 407.
Lamoreaux, 1877; Mcqueen, 3S3. Sec
ond precinct-Turner, II; Winsns, 256.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05

Simple words are best. though a very
ousy man cannot always stop to pick
one.
At hotel waiter came out Of the
coffee room and informed the manager
that man was raising disturbance be-
cause he could not have his accustomed
seat at the table.
"Go in again, said the manager, "and
propitiate him in some way"
Back went the waiter and said, ''If
you don't like the way things is done
here you can get out, or III propitiate
you pretty quick. Weekly.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05

AT a late n0or lass night nAsny wards
were All unc0uated. thus rendering
Is impossible 70 get the total vote cast.
though = close sproximSte places Il Al
So lsss than IN Ass. snich vas about
IA, 10 votes. Tue following paragraphs
eont4la al Information oOIalnabls aG
the slnls OF gong ~ pTess;
FlEsF WARD.
At l.S0 a. m. the c0uat for First
war4. First pTec.nct, stooa' kor Turner,
rs Nmans, lS3; Watkins, i7S; Ford,
l5z secretary Of Ssste-tfardner, lIs,
SopeT, is2. state Ire4sufs Moore,
Isl; BREASTED, ls3. Attorney -Censxsl-
Huston, l7S; Ellis. l9z. Justice Su-
preme CouTt-Cknill, 1885, MeGratn,
1872. Total numeeg OF votes east, oo5.
secoad pFecinct.st l:s0 =. m, the vote
stood Tor Turner $50; Winans, loo;
Secretary of Ststs. Gardner, l52; Soper,
l5S; State Treasurer, Moore, los
BrAAslzd, i54; AttoTn~y-General, Hus-
ton, l5o Ellis. loo; Justice Supreme
Court, Cahill, l5o; AcGr@th, l59; Wat
kins, 100, Ford, l62; 7S5 votes we're
cast.
SECOND WARD.
Second wsrd, second precinct, gives
Turner. 250; Wlnans, ls4; Watkins. 276i
Ford, 1871; LamOrexux, 290; Mcqueen,
i72. Four hundred and ninety-two
votes were cast IN the First precinct;
At 80 tins morning not half or these
were counted.
THIRD WARD.
In the Third ward, first precinct, at
a. m, the voting Was as follows: For
Governor, Turner, 2o2; Wlnans,
PAS; for Congress, Watkins, 256;
Ford, 255; for sheriff, Lamore-
aux. 267; Mcqueen, 246. Third
ward, Second precinct, al l a. M. 200
votes had been counted and stood l3l
for Watkins aud 55 for Ford. At 1880
q. IN. l6S for Watkins and rs tor Ford.
FOURTH WARD.
Out OF 250 votes counted, the Fourth
ward, First precinct, gives Winans, l64;
Turner, IL; Ford, loo; Watkins, 81;
Doran. 1871; Adams, TO. Out of 219
votes counted Ia the Second precinct,
Winans has 92; Turner, 80; Ford, ll5;
/ Watkins, 81.
FIFTH WARD.
The First precinct of the Fifth ward
gave Turner, -; Winans, 165; Watkins,
69; Ford, TIA; Lamoreaux, SO, and Nc
Queen, $50. Second preclnct-Turner,
, 10; Winans, 1872; Watkins, "a; Ford, ls4;
Lamoreaux, SO; Mcqueen, l79.
SIXTH WARD.
Sixth ward, First precinct, Turner,
2lS; Winsns, 312; Watkins, 212; Ford,
80; Lamoreaux, 22l; Mcqueen, S03.
Second precinct, Turner, 389; Winsns,
1872; Watkins, $50; Ford; 412; Lamo-
reaux, 404; Mcqueen, 4l5. The count,
as we go to press was running IN favor
OF the Republican ticket.
SEVENTH WARD.
The vote cast in the Seventh ward
First precinct was: For Turner, l78;
Winans, 395. Watkins, 169; Ford, 407.
Lamoreaux, 1877; Mcqueen, 1888. Sec
ond precinct-Turner, II; Winsns, 256
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05

Grand RsplPs township First precinct
gives wnans 207i Turner, Us, Ford,
PA; Watkins, III; Doran, 2ll; Adams;
175; Harper. 2e7; Barnard. 2ls; Nc
Queen, 2l4; Lamorraux, III; skinner,
l34i kice, Pol; Mcknight, 2l3; Mcbride,
ia. The Fourth precinct vail probs-
by give $50 Re9uoinan majority.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05

''What the subscribers q your paper
want. said tie man Who kn0ws il AZ,
is more solid reading.
James, said the editor wesrilx. 70
the foreman, don't put IL any leads ia
the editorial matter after tkls- - " ash
ingI0n Post.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05

noss nosss. snd snxNax tie nEare<
p1ekee ~ a. tao.r aesoq a2xtsrs ~sfs
following. Gslas f0r Fsfs a "sy AAns !,
Speao~r. L0~sll. AlisKka osoaty, ssloa /,
Ced2F cpFings. Cs<e<ds. ios believing
En2l si-s for Fsxs we're cisissd ..
LemocFstle h<adassrs Aas, = Pl@n-
ED. IS, sorth Pl&iEs. 81.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05

John Williams, q coachrnan of Phila.
delphia. viii ride .astead OF drive here
after. His uncle, who died in Califor-
MIA recently, left him half interest in
an estate valued at s. ,5oO, 900.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05

Mu shnaist (pnoaalsf--l tont have
any cheap ss1n CO nay table That soos-s-
berry Jam n iInportsd-
New Boeraer-is tl.< euts<rs
Mrs Sllm9ieg- The bstssxs Why. nc.
of course net Dad yeo shlnk he butter
came from EarcPe,
New BoaEdeE-- Yes IN the sscsr&ge. -
New YORK Weekly.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05
From Gaines.

Gaines township gives Turner LAG;
Winans, 1873; Watkins, Ia; Ford, l40
Knox, l45; Harvey, 10; Rice, l49;
skinner, 1872. Two years ago Belknap'
ma sjority WAS 20 IN this township.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05
TWO WEEKS AGO

WYE made the largest purchase of Overcos
time In the history of the clothing trade of Grand Rapids
hirty-sx Thousand Dollars worththe entire magnificent
stock of Rothschd Hays Co., of the foremost manuactu
ing firms of fine clothing of Rochester n Y The causes that
actuaed the eastern house sacrifice of little Importance to
the public suffice say the immense stock The ship
ment arrived last week We placed about quarter of
Saturday without previous of the facts t
whispered around that the Tower selling special
bagans and such of excitement witnessed
Overcoa Department last Saturday simply beyond description
We place the balance of this mammoth stock tables today
and any person need man that attends
this sale will be transformed into walking advertisement for
the Tower The wonderful heapness of these garments will
press the behoder with You will ask the question:
the Tower do t2 The finer simply ee-
CANT made OF the richest and finest fabrics "and in the
styles Schnabes Chnchlas and Beavers Cars Meons
Grandest Kersey Fine Fancy Ovecoa and Uses designed
compete with merchant tailoring and offer them at less
than the tailor pays for Raw Material
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05
A Tyrsnt with an Eye<Isss.

The latest fact brought to light regard
Ing Nero, the infamous emperor Of
Rome, is that he wore q monocle. II Is
stated that the tyrant was never with
out his syeglass when watching the
gladiatorial games.
Telegram-herald., 1890-11-05
The Soldiers Homo.

At IL O'Clock last night 100 votes had
been counted. Turner. Watkins and
the Republican ticket generally ran
from 7 10 10 ahead. Rice had 80 Ea-
jority on the 100.
Additional election news on sixth
page.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-08-24

AIr. =. sanford writes as follows to the
London Times: Mr.. John Dillon is report
ed to have last night stated that Judge lIar-
rison gave a construction to the phrase
lynch law which j. 10 the construction
put upon it by the general public. II the
reporters have not again dealt hardly with
Mr.. Dillon, the whole question would now
turn on the sense IN which his auditors I'M
derstOOd the Judge. The general public
may not be aware that the expression
is believed by Galwegians 10 have
originated in tragic act Of eX-
emplary justice on the part Of James
Lynch Fitz-stepheus, who was warden or
mayor iof Galway in the year 1893. His
only son had killed a Spanard OF the name
Of Gomez, who was his friend and guest
but whom he believed to be his rival. The
youth confessed his crime and was sen
fenced to death by his father. but so pOpu-
lar was be that tremendous efforts were
made 10 obtain his pardon. On the morn
l Ig OF the eX -cuiion the people mustered TO
rescue him by force; the sOldiery could not
be trusted, and the eXecutioner refused 10
act. In Il spirit Of stern patriotism and III
eXOrable justice worthy of the elder Brutus,
the father with his own hand hanged his son.
\ monument, skull and crossbOnes
carved in relief on black marble slab.
was erected i'm 1924 to commemorate this
awful incident. This is still 10 be- seen in
Iombard-street, Galway. in the wall OF II.
Nicholas's churhyard. The story may be
found at length in -llardiman's "IIistOry Of
Galway" (lS2o), PIP. G9-,G. or in "Anecdotes
of the Connaught Circuit" by o. j. Burke,
Il. l.. OSSJ). lIardiman says that few
transactions Of 50 old date are 50 well
authenticated by manuscripts as well as by
tradition.
Otner deriyations have been assigned to
the expression, such "a the AnglO-SaXOn
lynis, "A club or axle, and W Webster speaks of
another James Lynch, Nirgnian farmer.
who in 1855 carried out a system Of rough
and-ready justice without constituted au-
thOrity. The phrase, no doubt, has altered
in the wear of time, 50 as now 10 signify
generally taking the law into ones own
hands. But it was the Galway grand jury
that Judge Harrison was addressing, and
to them the expression would recall MEM
orable incident in their own history, and
awaken associations Of inneXible Justice
and not Of lawless vengeance; in short, az
the eminent judge himself writes, assOcia-
lions OF moral courage openly TO resist out
rage and intimidation.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-08-24
THE TURF AND FIELD.
Most Interesting of Recent Events in the
World of Sport.

The feature Of the Buffalo Wheemen's
meet on August 80, will be the l0e-mile road
race from Erie TO Buffalo.
The two-year-Old colt jay Jay See, by
Andrian, has been sold 10 Mr.. Boyer. OF
Winnipeg, for $500 and the ally, Little
Crete, 10 ScOggan for $1,000.
A number of Southern men, who have in
torestCd capitalists of New York in the ven
turc. are TO build race track at Jackson
vile. Fla, where races may be run during
the coming winter.
six cases OF clothes for 'Dr BIZ have
arrived in New York. The clothes will act
i'm that PLAY when the season opens. 4
Young woman named Martinot viii occupy
the clothes during the play, un'sss one Of
her freaks interieres before the show be-
gins.
Three years ago ". &. France paid $500
for half interest in Red Wilkes. France
mas now paid HcCann $4,000 for the other
half, besides giving him half OF the horses
earnings this year, amC uniting 10 $4,000
more. This is more money than was ever
paid for half interest 1 any horse OF his
age.
Johr l.. sullivan and Peter Jackson have
been offered $4,000 purse, $4,000 to the
winner. and 5000 TO the looser, for a finish
fight at the Carnival palace at Ogden, L.
Al the Detroit meeting the average time
Of hfty-one heats. tr0tted aud paced, was
2:ls ~ 100, the highest ever made. At the
Cleveland meeting the next week forty
nine heats showed AN average Of 2:is 5-iOO.
J.. u. Hoaggin is reported u have said that
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-08-24
An Ignorant Ghost.

There is much to be said in favor Of the
practice Of performing operas in the lam
guage in which the librettO was originally
written. And in these days Of pOlyglOt
companies the linguistic difficulties Of the
situation are 10y no means so serious a. they
would have been, say, twenty years ago.
STILL in spite OF the advance OF education
performances on these lines are MT alto
gether exempt from imperiectiOns when
large proportion of the artists are Obliged 10
employ IA language other than their own
especially if that language be French.
This fact was amusingly brought
home 10 the audience on the Occa-
sion of the recent performance Of
Hamlet" at Convent Garden. The
gentleman who took the part of the ghost
acclaimed his lines with adequate impress
siycness and with the most praisewOrthy
articulateness, but in such an extraordinary
French accent that a certain section Of the
audience could with difficulty retain their
hlarity. Ii was the true French Of STRAIT
fOrt-atte-BOwe, or 10 borrow the latest Jour
nalistic equivalent for that somewhat
threadbarc phrase. ">aturday-tO- Monday
at BoulOgne French" one irreyerent critic
renal ked on the disappearance Of the Ghost
that it was evident that French was not the
universal language Of the majority" But
the really funny thing about the whole cpl
sode was the fact that the representative Of
the Ghost was gentleman with French
name. The irony of operate fate could
no further go.-London Musical Times.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-08-24

Registered Mt the Tobacco Exchange, sat
urday, August y, 1880: vine reay'
FIuyanna benjamin Watkins Leigh, hous-
ton: :. W. Venablc. Petersburg.
Heavy frost last night reported extending
rs far East as Detroit. Mich
United States War Department weather
map. dated Saturday, August %, 1880. shows
90 inches rainfall at Louisville, NY; 10
inches rainfall at Cincinnati, o.; and 90
inches rainfall at Cairo. III. Naducah DIS
trict), for the past twety-i0ur hours.
our Mr.. kennon Wren left tor Staunton
this afternoon, expecting to return on Mon
day next.
The Richmond Tobacco Market was quiet
to-day with light sales.
The market for the past week was strong.
with fairly good sales for the period OF the
year Of bright wrappers, Riiers. cutters, ana
smokers. There is considerable inquiry Tor
bright scrap. There were fewer dark sales
reported this week, but this might reason
ably be expected, as the stocks OF good,
dark t0bacc0s are very small, and holders
are confidently looking for higher prices.
Inspections and reinspectlons light for
the list to-day. For the week the inspec-
tions OF Bright tobaccos were large; ofdarks,
moderate; Western, moderate. Reinspec-
lions light for entire list. Receipts and de-
lveries light to-day, and fairly good for
the week, with an excess OF sixty hogs
heads in favor Of the receipts. Collections
on plug tobaccos were very large to-day,
and for the week heavy.
DURHAM, y. {.
DURHAM, y. c., Aug. 23.-Cur breaks
this week were small, no doubt due to the
fact that farmers are very busy curing the
1890 crop.
Receipts were mostly cutters. with some
wrappers and filters interspersed. The new
crop is now coming forward, and we are
getting free receipts Of such. 1t shows good
color and excellent body, and buyers are
taking il readily.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-08-24
The Gambling Mania I'm France.

As the number Of race courses around
Paris has greatly increased. and a. they are
not conducted as they should be, NJ. Con-
stlns thinks OF creating a special body OF
police 10 keep down the evil features. lie
speaks Of special police commissioner
with body ofdetectives under him for each
course, and Of making the managing COM
parry ray for this means Of keeping order
The suppression of the agencies for the pari
mutuol may eventually do good. but the
gambling fever IL still TOO high for any sal
utary change TO show itself. On The con-
trary, the small tradespeople VINO used 10
run next door 10 stake their money now 20
10 the race course, and neglect their bust
ness 10 gamble on horses. The wife ~ o
lradcsman. with whom | have long had
dealings. told me, with tears in her eyes,
That II she was mol there 10 attend 10 the
shop they must lac ruined. rs her husband
thinks Of nothing but betting. Her griey-
ance is common one.-London News,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1890-08-24
Phases of Laughter

There Is no laughter so
innocent, none 50 ey' musical, none 30
that of little chill -S'nsly spontaneous rs
.'',',, " mus hdmit its charm. As We
ferdan"i enough We be- still u hilarious
anil, ~ -, there il no longer ans music, or
c.ci The tUngs and tiu-kettle kind, in our
b .hhhations. some of Us. and they, per-
."pS, not the least genia, having realized
{ boW literally true is Schllers "Erllst ist das
Lepen' 1nd difficulty in getting out any
vocal hllarty at all. We may
DE laughing inwardly, but the
sound we are capable Of emitting
- the mere ghost of what we could compass
IN earlier years. Others, again, carry their
uslbllity with them into extreme old age.
iottering on the verge OF their final exit
they yet laugh with the l0lidest. II Is part
ly hereditary, this patriarchal outlaw, for
a iaugh Is sometimes handed down from
father 10 scn, Ike "A nose or "A sneeze. Car
lyle mentions that he himself enjoyod an
inheritance Of this nature, and this, no
doubt, accounts IN great measure for his in
tolerance Of those 10 whom an audible eN-
preston Of mirth has been denied. Had 40
been one whose utterances, cacchinnat0ry
aud other were not habltualy made with
all pedals down and all stops out we should
bellke have heard nothing Of the moral de-
pravlty and hopeless prospects Of the man
VINO cannot laugh. And the laughter OF
maturity, II IL, after all. 80 very loyahle and
grateful 10 the earY Mark attentiyely the
notes ot merrimcnt as they issue from n
middle-aged larynX. Is it possible that
this succession Of short banks, this alter
nation of gasps and wheezings, really COP.
notes an irrepressible grayety withiny Are
these horrible distortions OF responsible
househOder's features, in sober truth. a
sure sign that he is vastly amusedy II so
II be, then they, the fountain OF whose mirth
Is hermetically scaled. are not wholly with
out consolation.
Nevertheless, u cannot be denied that, for
getting on in the world, cherry laugh IL "A
valuable ally. We are apt 10 think well of.
and 10 hefricnd, If necessary, the man who
never fails 30 see the point Of our wttcisms.
an gives loud and hearty evidence Of his
appreciation. \ grave man is a bore; 20
be tacturn and uniformly serious one
should have no need OF the worlds good
opinion or assistance. To sit in a gay conf
pany a dumb dog. unable 10 say good
things ones self or cackle. melOtiiously or
otherwise, at the good things Of ones neigh
Dors, Ia considered a crime, which no moral
pr intellectual virtues can cxpiate.-rhe
Ientleman's Magazine.