The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1890-11-20
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"Whcrc arc going, my pretty maid ~
: I'm going 70 sIeeEc. kind Ill" she said.
And at whom Will YOU snceze, my pretty
mAid1"
".Atchoo! atchool kind SIT" sho said.
-BlnghdMi0n L.Gdcr.
A check on the bank-Lack OF money.
Boston Trdwlitr.
1t is a new fashion 10 carry The UNI.
brella like n sword.
Oyster plates arc declared out OF fash.
ion by the highest authorities.
The chryeanthcmum is the national
flower Of both China and japan.
An instance is on record Of u pigeon
flying twenty.three miles in eleven min.
utea, !
kissing AT the conclusion Of the mar.
riage ceremony at church seems to be
obsolete.
The next national convention OF the
laundry men will be held in St. Louis in
October, 1891.
Ono Of the worst forms OF the "deadly
parallel" Is the double.barscled gun.-
Philadelphia Times.
Mrs. Grundy: In the very heart Of
fashionable circles there are evidences oil
q scarcity Of money.
In New York home weddings arc
quite the fashion, Us church ones are
voted 80 very common"
II you were to take the conceit out oil
some people, the remains would defy
idcntliication.-St. Joseph Neus.
To Cinnamon 10 attributed the saying
that allthe s%ustenance the human sys.
TEN requires is rice, vinegar and oil.
A Baltimore woman has been fined
so for cowhiding n good looking girl
who atienated her husbands affections.
"Is your o doing anything for him.
self now, Perklns?" "Oh, yes; George
ties his own crayats uow."-Harper's
Ba-ar.
An nrolite weighing nearly 10000
pounds, it 10 announced, has come into
the possession Of the National museum
Of Brazil.
40 IN instance OF tho wonderful fe.
cnndity OF vegetable life, 1t is stated
that . single tobacco plant will produce
100000 seeds.
Lent begins early next year, Easter
falling early in March. This would
make the "height OF the season" come
in February.
An electric railway has recently been
opened in Switzerland which ascends
the peak OF Rouchberg OF an anglo oil
nearly 10 degrees.
An Iowa woman has named her twin
daughters Gasoline and kerosine. We
hope the babies will grow up q paraCine
girls.-Boston Herald.
Dashaway-'I have fallen into tho bad
habit OF talking 10 myself lately"
Cleverton-'1 wondered why you were
looking 80 bored" II Ba:ar.
The best speed Of a rail train is
only q little more than half the velocity
Of the golden eagle, the flight OF which
often attains 10 the rate Of 140 miles an
hour.
OF all The birds the condor mounts
highest into the atmosphere. Hum.
boldt describes the flight OF this bird in
the Andes to be at least 10000 feet above
tho level Of the ecu.
Chappie-'It's very d~isagreeable when
q fellah goes into society 10 meet ones
trades.people." Cynicus-"Nhy, they
don't dun you before the company, do
they?'-Ntw York Sun.
"What kind OF a big egg is that YOU
have put in the hen house" That ia
an ostrich egg. l put it there so that
the hens might follow the good exam.
ple."-F2iega1sc Blaettdr.
The Sheriff Of Sumner county. Kas..
brought q lunatie to Osawetomie the
other day whose reason was dethroned
by the whistling Of locomotives as thew
passed through his iarm.
An invalid's chair propelled by cleo.
tricity ia among the late novelties. The
battery Is capable Of propelling the chair
ever an ordinary road for nine hours at
the rate OF six miles per hour.
A fine specimen Of the white pelican
was shot d few days ago at sea, of
W~hitstable, England. This bird is a ma.
tive OF Africa and India, and is also
foundin the southern provinces OF East
ern Earore.
There arc in the United States about
$4,000 Indians, and they are located
upon reservations containing about 1872.
600 square miles. Counting five to a
family, this gives nearly three square
miles to each family.
at Waterville, Mimi, q few days AFRO.
Fred Morgan, a small boy, went to The
reecue Of ayoung comrade who, while
skating OF thin ice, had broken THROUGH,
The ice broke under him also and hnth
lads were drowned.
A large mining company has arraured
for the introduction OF the electric lipht
into its pits in place OF allowing each
miner to carry his own lamp, rs was
heretofore the custom. Tho light will
be placed along the roads, the lamps be.
ing fifteen yards apart.
Massachusetts contains about 1000, 900
acres less agricultural area than Phes.
tine; but as she only contains A50,O 600
families to the COO, 900 families who went
in with. Joshua, each Massachusetts fam.
lily, like each family in Israel, could re.
ceive u plot OF eight and one:half acres,
lIow's Thisi
We offer One Hundred Dollars Re.
ward for any case OF Catarrh that can
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