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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-06
Neat, But Wicked.

feud has long existed between two gentle
men living on Cass avenue, says the Detroit
Tribune. Heretofore their enmity has merely
been expressed by contemptuous ignoring of
each others existence The feud began years
ago ON account of some trifie unworthy OF
notice. As Gogol shows. in one of his realistic
short stories. there Is nothing antagouistic rs
the hatred of two neghbors. MIR. B. lived on
one side OF Cass avenue, in a neat frame house;
Mr.. c. lived on the other sids just opposite in
a neat brick house. One day an italian with a
hand organ planted his instrument before Mr..
C-'s house and began TO play Mr. c. abomi-
mated hand organ. He rushed 10 the front
door.
Move alongl' lie shouted, waving his arms.
The Italian smiled in q chid-like manner, but
did not seem to compre bend the order
Go away" continued Mr.. CT, 'or Ill have
you arrested"
With the same expression on his face the
italian picked up his Instrument and was about
to move on when Mr.. b appeared
Come here. he called to the Italian.
The Italian crossed over to Mr.. B-'s side.
Mr.. B. gave him y cents
PLAY me some of the melodies of your native
land, he said.
For an hour Mr. b kept him there grinding
out gems from the opera. Mr.. c., after en-
during 1t as long as he could, took his hat and
left the house.
The feud still exists,
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A Foolish Notion.

Some of the people of New Orleans who Sc
fears of an overflow appear to have de-
prived them of whatever little common
sense they may have had, are trying to Gre
ate the impression that the high water at
New Orleans is due largely to the jattie3 in
South pass at the mouth of the Missis-
sippi river. The fact that the jetries have
no effect upon the river at New Orleans or
anywhere else is very easily shown. The
leveeS at that city are sixteen feet above the
level of the sea. For many niles up the
river from the jetties there are no levee3 If
therefore the jeIties obstructed the outfog
of the waters, the river would quickly rise
above its natural bank, and reach the gulf
across the marshes. That it does not do
this is quito satisfactory evidence that the
jetties have no influence on the river at
New Orleans.
But the outlet through the ietties Is not
the Only outlet of the river. There are
four other great passes besides numerous
smaller outlets. The south vest pass was
the channel for ships before tae improve
ment of south pass AS matter of fact
not fourth as much water was discharged
tiltOusu SUZUKI pass ueLOES Tue JSLsloS WSre
constructed as is discharged through it
now. That pass was shallow channel thai
was navigated only by small sailing vessels.
Now it accomm odates the largest ships
afoat.
1t is not improbable that some of those
who are now trying to create a sentiment
against the jettieS would like to see South
pass closed to commerce because it deprives
them of the lucrative business of towing
ships through the shallow Southwest pass
| They made large sums out Of that business
The ships frequently got aground and their
cargoes had to bs partly removed before
they could proceed to sea. If South pa IS
were closed the commerce. of New Orleans
| would fall of at least one-half There il
no probability, however. that the jetties
will ever be removed. They ara there to
| stay. The fears of the thoughtless and
schemes of the selfish will not prevail
against them.
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INDEX TO new ADVERTISEMENTS,

MISUNDERSTANDING of Title Guarantee
and Loan Company.
SPECIAL NOTICES Spawned Printers Town
send; Herman Cortez Cigars, Lee Roy Myers
& Co, Distributing Agents; Chas. p Rossignol,
Real Estate Broker, 10s15 Bay Street; To Real
Estate Owners, Title Guarantee and Loan Com
pany of Savannah: Notice as to Awnings. Emil
4. Schwarz; Faust Beer at Andy Jackson's;
The Faust Beer on Draught at the Pulaski
House Wine Room; The Faust Beer at Chas. II.
Ieven's; The Faust Beer at the White Elephant
The Southern Home Of Atlanta, G. b. Whatley.
Agent: Lot for Sale, Guilmartin & Mehrtens:
Timing, Etc, p. II. Herman; Have You Tried
1t? Hanley's Builders Supply Depot; We are
the Leaders, Robinson Steam Printing Com
pauy; The Empire Steam Laundry; e. C. Pa
cetu, Tin and Sheet Iron Worker; Imported
Cigars. S. Selig; The Savannah Steam Laundry
Cooking Ranges, Etc, Clarke & Daniels.
AMUsEMENTs-Concert by Cobb's Military
Band on Wednesday Evening, April 9, 1890;
Easter Egg Hunt at the Episcopal Orphans
Home Wednesday, April Q; Dramatic and
Musical Entertainment at Masonic Hail April
Is; Grand Easter Hop of Phoenix s. and A.
Association Monday Evening, April {; Races at
Thunderbolt Race Track Merchants Week.
AUCTION SALEs-Furniture, by C. P. Miller;
A Corner Lot, Five New Dwellings, a Two Story
Dwelling, Eight Lots, by C. II. Dorsett
EXCLUSION Thirteenth Annual Excursion OF
the Savannah Florida and Western and Charles
ton and Savannah Railways Employees Mutual
Relief Association to Florida.
Dress GooDs, ErC.-A. r. Altmayer Il Co,
DrvoR UNKNOWN M Sternberg & Bro.
THE SrovIER-James Douglass.
SUITS, HATS, ETc.-B. II. Levy & Bro.
THE PLACE FOR RELIABLE GooDs-Gutman's
TO CONSUMERS OF FINE PURE VINES
Cuyas. Proprietor.
INsURANcE-Chas F. Prendergast Fire.
Marine and Storm Insurance.
SPECIAL NoTIcE-G. Eckstein & Co,
MEDIcAs-P. p P.
STOVES, Erc.-Norton 8. Hanley
MAGNIFICENT BARGAINs-Morrison. Fore &
Co.
SPECIAL ATrRAcTIoN-Morrison, Foye & Co.
Mr.. BAY STREET BUYS PIANo-I. & b
s. NJ. H.
WE LEAD, OTHERS FoLLow-Emil A. Schwarz
OUR SToRE-Strauss Bros.
A WEEK OF BARGAINs-Milius & Co.
LEGAL NOTICE.. A. Il Umbach VS. Jane,
Ray.
Now is Your CaANcE-C. Gray & Son.
WE MUsr MovE BY APRIL 15-Davis Bros.
Brass AND GLASS CHANDELIERS, Erc.-Savan
nah Plumbing Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS He'll
Wanted; Employment Wanted For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous
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: On Easter day, at least. the churches are
crowded. and the floral decorations, the
/ ella crate music ami the ornate ritual, TO-
gelher with the evidences Of a reverent yet
joyful feeling among the congregations, are
signs Of toe deep interest felt in the great
event which the day commentaries.
The love of life is tine greatest of human
instincts. After fortune, health and honor
are gone, after the possibility Of any further
! enjoyment has disappeared, most men cling
TO life. The king of Terrors" saddens Us
all with the assurance that at any moment
the end may come and we may be suddenly
taken away from all that we love
and are so eagerly pursuing. At best we
can only reach the perfection of our
powers. and We have only begun to profit
by the experiences OF life. just caught its
secret. obtained mastery of its forces and
acquired few of its vast treasures, when
the grave opens its arms aud our wisdom
and hopes and all our possibilities sink into
its bosom.
There is no one rightly estimating what
joyful thing it is to live, how strong the
mind can become, what kno wledge there is
to be gained, what glorious work there is to
be done, who does not feel that the greatest
sorrowof life is that it must be given up long
before its pleasures have been exhausted,
its treasures gained or its labors done,
1t is to this sorrow of the human heart that
Easter day administers words of comfort
and inspiration. It's sublime assurance il
that life is longer than our earthly day.
- 10 n 1baar - -,
man dies he shall live again. The most
sacred traditions of the christian religion
are clustered like beautiful CRYSTALS about
this never fading truth. The resurrection
OF Jesus Christ fails in meaning. if it does
not give the assurance of eternal life. 1t is,
however, and has always been, regarded in
the church as the highest possible divine
declaration that man Is not a
mere animal, but that his heav-
emily father has divine plans
regarding him, and that he will find a new
and permanent home and a new and an
everlasting career. In this sublime view
this life is to the future one what childhood
is TO manhood-in the language of earlier
theology, a probation. but in the later
theology school, period OF discipline, a
preparation for diviner tasks. If this were
as profoundly believed as it ought to be, it
would remove the bittsrest sorrows of life
and inspire men to engage in far nobler oc-
equations. 1t is joyful assurance that
over ths human spirit death has no control.
Beyond lies a silent land. but not one of i'm.
penetrable gloom. What its conditions are
we do not know, but we gain confidence that
they cannot be otherwise than satisfying
when we remember the resurrection of
Jesus Christ and his comforting assurances.
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BRIGHT BITS.

MoRALIzaR- good die young.
Philosopher-And we all getting so old,-Chi-
cdgo Times.
A LITTLE DIFFICuLT. Photogra pher-Now
your face quite sober if you please. but all the
rest OF you bright and cheerful Flieqende
Batter.
A REAIsT.-Can you get up enthusiasm for
anything?
FAegende Batter.
TANNERY FoREMAN-I think you'll do. Have
YOU ever had any experience in tanning hides (?
Apphcant-O. yes ] taught school in New
Jersey FOR a year.-Aniertcd)t Grocer.
HAS your chum any vicssf"
Il only know OF one"
What IL that:9
Talking of his own virtues - Chicago
Times
HE-Man, you know, was created only little
Shell wouldn't say that. 1t sounds so much
ike reflection on the angels, you know.-BoS-
ton Transcript. sni
PRoFEssoR--Mr. Newman, your knowledge OF
the grammar is very limited. Do you not have
trouble in getting your TRANSACTIONS!
Newman-O, no, sir They keep them at all
the bookstores Yale Record.
THOMPSON latter a dubious whiff)-Didn't you
say, Brown, taat these cigars were two for a
quarter?
Brown (pufflng ioyously)--Yes. I'm smoking
the twenty-cent oue.-dmericGn Grocer.
SIMPSON ION a visit)-Excuse me, Miss Ethel.
but aren't these--er-vagetable burnty
Cousin Ethel (of Boston)-O, no: those are
natural black beans You know Charles,
there's death in the family! 4 1mertcoa Gro
Ger.
1LRs. ANGELICA Won't it be Just too lovely
for anything to have wings and harps forevert
Mr.. Angelica "a dyspepUic)-I don't want any
of ii in mine. We wouldn't be there a week
before you'd want my wings to put on your hat.
LotceH Mail.
A RATHER plain lady asks the opinion of her
minister: rs it sin TO feel trifie of vanity
when l am called handsome by gentleman
Not a sin for you, my child, but a terrible
responsibility hangs upon The gentleman. -
Philadelphia Times.
SEEDy STRASGER-Ts there any opening for
me here?
Employment Agent (contemptuouslyl-Do mt
talk gibberish. Why don't you say jobs
Seedy Stranger-Because l mean opening.
I'm in the oyster business american Grocer.
LOOK at our fashionable young women
said dress reform lecturer; they toll not
neither do they spin. and yet Solomon in all his
glory was not arrayed like one of these" Well,
we should hope not. Solomon would have looked
pretty going about In tght-fittiug redngote
made of checker CLOTH trimmed with bands of
velvet, and hat partly on his head with the
broad brim crushed and dented as il he had
been 'out with the boys!' He would have
been put into an Insane asylum oyristotp
HerG d.
rzWELL, l declare. It's too bad'' exclaimed a
What is itY''
That young pastor of ours. While he was
preaching on trial he never breathed a word
about his being engaged, but as soon as the
married. He's fraud, that's what he is. The
EDOct
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Over a Towel.

Tue soul and body of the dry goods clerk
waxeth weary when he sees three women
headed for his counter, says the Detroit Free
Press One is bad enough; two are worse but
three women in counsel over the merits of a
bath towel are enough to make poor worn-
out clerk wish he might depart from earth by
the electricity method.
1t seems like quite a good one rthe money
don't it! says the intending purchaser.
well, ] don't know says the other hold
ing the towel up at full length AVID eyeing it
critically, 81 got one quite as good for $40
cents at Whites
You did:''
Yes, but it was eight or nine weeks ago, and
1 don't s'pose they've any more like it. -
Il may be mistaken, but I've no idea it
would shrink says number three taking the
towel frcm number two and wrapping u cor
ner of it her finger See, lisa little
thin
well, | wouldn't mind if it did shrink a
little, because-oh, look ut this one isn't it
lovrly'
Beautiful, How much is it,"
"A dollar and half
Mercy I'd never pay that for a bath
towel
Nor l."
These colors would fade.''
"Of course they would
''Do you know like good plain crash as well
rs anything for towels"
Il don't know, but-See these towels for
IS cents. paid IS cents for some last week not
bit better.
Let's see; are they full length? Yes They
are cheap. I've notion to-but guess won't
l have so many towels now.
They're bargain If one only really needed
them
How do you like towels used as tidies!'
"Horrd!'
u think SO, too"
80 do Lob, let me tell you, ! saw woman
| on the street one day with an apron made out
of red and white fringed towel"
Mercy! Looked like fury didn't it? How
was it made;n
20, one end was simply gathered TO band.
| and-there, the towel was just like this one
| and she'd taken it so and gathered it in SO, and
really. it ditn't look so bad, after all
DO you suppose the colors would run in this
| border?"
well. hardly know. had one very much
like it once, and the colors in it ran dreadfuIly
| the very first time washed it"
Then I'll not take this, for why il It isn't
o'clock, and
Who'd ever have thought"
81 must co.
80 must l.
And I-no, I'll not take the towel to-day"
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Chicago Current Sarcasm.

The Chicago Tribune has this:
Teacher ito class in geozraphyl-Locate and
decribe the metropolis Of the United States.
Pupil rapidly Chicago is situated on the
western shore of Lake Michigan covers most of
the northern half of Illinois has the most com
plete system OF drainage ever known and since
1892 has been recognized by all nations as the
commercial centre OF America aud the cleanest
and handsomest city in the world.
What can you say of New York;
New lork is an old town CT the mouth Of
the Hudson river. near whica the tourist leaves
the electric train and takes the air ship for
Cumberland Gap, and is noted chiefly for an
oheliss covered with curious hieroglyphics con-
corning which antiquarians differ Some claim
them to be the history or the town; others say
they are the worlds fair speeches of a man
named ID. Pugh, De Pooh, and still others
that they relate to one Mr.. Crowley, who was
probably the president or chief of a singular
club known as the 400 "
Are there any other obeiisks or monu-
ments!"
None
ANY arches?''
None"
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Take It Now.


From the Detroit Free Press.
IL you're waiting for a day
in the future-far away
When, with gold enough TO spare,
You will rest from trial and care,
And enjoyment find supreme.
Let me tell you-'tis dream.
If you're shaving all for wealth
At the cost of life and health,
And the present you reject
For future you EXPECT.
Ii your joys are yet to be-
Pain, not pleasure, you will see.
If you're waiting 10 be old
Ere you take the good of gold
And enjoy your rightful que
OF life's pleasures, sweet and true
on will fiud, alas, too late.
Woful disappointment great.
Live life's journey by the way:
While the sun shines make your hay;
Now-now only y are sure
OF the pleasures that endure.
Pleasures that make memory bright
When life noon has turned to night.
O. the heart grows hard and cold
PIling up the yellow gold.
Throwing present good away,
Dreaming that a future day
Never coming may bestow
Joys you now or never know.
Wait not till a life is spent
Ere you know its sweet content
Take it's pleasures good and true,
While they still belong TO you.
Then upon a future day,
They. and more with you, will stay.
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White Caps have not by any means been
put down in Indiana nor in Pennsylvania
One 0f Il ese states is the home of President
Harrison, and the other is the home of Boss
Quay, and while these distinguished repub-
Icins are very anxious for lawlessness to be
stamped out iu the south, if we may be-
lieve their assertions, they appear supremely
Indifferent to it i'll their native states Will
some republican newspaper have tue good
ness to explain thisl
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1t is refreshing to hear such speech on
pensions as Congressman Stone made the
other day. Mr.. Stone is q brave man and
a patriot. lie is willing to do justice to the
ex-soldiers, but he also wants to do Justice
to the people. The speeches of Messrs.
Chapman and Deliver were in striking con-
trast to that OF Mr.. Stone. Chapman and
Dolliver are demagogues, pure and simple.
They never rise above self.
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CURRENT COMMENT.
Not q Good Shown e.

From the Philadelphia Record tDem.(.
The population OF New Orleans according to
an enumeration recently completed by the
board OF assessors, is 236, 800 In 1880 it was
2G,OOO. This is not an encouraging showing for
the southern metropolis.
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The People Not Considered.
Prom The Boston Globe (Dem.).

TV"1 Utb DUoVUt UtUVe NDtHt'I'
A glance at a few of the new duties proposed
by the Mckinley bill is instructive. It. shows
how the interests of the people have been sacri-
feed, and the interests of this or that Clique of
monopol!sts alone considered. Hides are TO be
taxed 10 per cent. Imported mica is to be
taxed 81 per cent. Macaroni is to be taxed ?
cents pound. Imported eggs are to be taxed
cents a dozen. These thiags are now free of
duty. 10 tax them illustrates the way in which
the tariff is being reduced by its friends
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-06

1t is highly probable that the republican
senate will confirm the nomination of Dave
Dudley as postmaster at Americas, but 1t is
being noticed that Dawes political bre shren
of the white race in Washington are not
slapping him Familiarity upon the back, or
walking arm in arm with him along the
streets. They seem to avoid him. 1t was
ever thus. -. They think negro is a very
proper person for an Office in the south, but
he must not make himself at all familiar
with northern republicans
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Young Russell Harrison is very angry
because, in one of Eugene Fields recent
London letters to the Chicago Neics, it was
stated that he (Russell purchased a crest
while in Europe last summer. He uses some
strong language, but the only notice the
Netcs takes of him is to say that "Russy is
real mad.n
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OUR NEW YORK. OFFICE.

Mr. ]. J. FLYNN has been appointed General
Advertising Agent of the MoRS1No News, with
sn Office at % Park Row. New York All advcr.
Using business outside of the states OF Georgia,
Florida and South Carolina will be managed by
him
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Does the Kaiser Regret It2


London dispatches indicate that Kaiser Will.
lam has been disturbed by the popular demon
stratons in favor of Bismarck, and that having
found V on Caprivi inclined TO oppose the I'M
perial will he is regretting the departure of
Bismarck. This is probably premature and but
a forecast OF what is to be- Blessings brighten
as they taSe their fight, and the Hotspur of
Prussia is likely to real ze it, but he is too proud
TO admit his folly so soon. When perils
thicken his self pride may bend its knee, but
NOT now
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a Pointer or Two.

From tie Norfolk Vir0inianI( Deml.
The south is producing more cotton than when
she had millions of slaves at her command, and
astonishing as it may be to most people who
have not kept pace with her progress, from pro-
about one-fourth of all the iron made in the
United States
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For strengthening aud clearing the voice use
browns Bronchial Troches. ~ have COM
mended them to friends who were public speak
ers, and they have proved extremely service
able. Ref Henry lizard BeecheE--Adu.
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Nashville merchants are raising a sub.
scriptlon OF $4,000 to advertise that city In
1883 the business men of Portland, Ore. sub
scrioed $4,000 a month to advertise that
city, and Portland grew marvelously in
wealth and population. The prosperity
which Savannah is enjoying is largely due
to the advertising the MORNING NEWS gives
her
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-04-06

The Columbus E'tq~irer-Sm calls the
Georgia republican boss "Snaky Buck, i" and
it isn't going to say that it meant it in
ri ckwickian sense Buck deserves all of
the endearing adisctives of this kind that
can be placed before his name
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Inc long Island Railroad Company has
Issued an order instructing its conductors
not to permit Italian laborers TO ride in the
passenger coaches. They must ride In the
smoking cars. Has New York a race prob
lem alsos II the Long Island railroad were
an interstate road doubtless the Italian
iaoorers would appeal to the interstate
commission for redress against such dis.
elimination.
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A correspondent of the New Orleans Plea
yune asks that paper if the city of New Or
leans cannot bring legal action against
Prophet Dunn. He is told that it cannot;
that such sensationalists as Dunn can croak
their dolorous predictions unrestrained, and
can have them disseminated to the injury
of the cities mentioned in tlem, but that
the cities have no redress. Pretty tough on
the cities, isn't it,