The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-11-29
puNeENT PARAGRAPHS.

--One tree in the Sierra Nevadas
measures 1291S feet in circumference.
when girl is IL love she always
thinks tho young man Is perfect, and he
agrees with her. -Somerville Journal
When you see boy with beautiful,
long, yellow curls there is very little
doubt as to who is the head of the FAM
ily.-Tndianapolis Journal.
Mrs. Blossom Ito her husband who
has come home with black eye)--
"Thats what you get for riding bicy-
cle." Mr. Blossom (mournfully)-"No,
my dear, it's what get for not being
able to ride one. The Epoch.
Did Not Return It-Tom = "Did
Phil return that umbrella he carried
away from your house by mistake9"
Jack-"No, but he lent it to me the
other night when i was caught out in
the rain. Yankee Blade.
II see you are going to seed your
tennis-court "No, what put that idea
into your head?" ats all plowed up"
80, i know. Miss Hicks, of New York,
has been playing on it with high-heeled
shoes -Harper's Bazaar.
"A Chicago photographer is coming
money When he wants customer to
look pleasant he points to sign which
reads, absolute Divorce Guaranteed
for 80 Cents" He has taken some Won
derful pictures. .-Yonkers Statesman.
~ shall now give you the effect Of
distance" he said to her, and he sang so
low as to be scarcely heard. "a little
further, please" she said cruelty, and
he picked up his voice and went away
with it into the chilly night. Washing
ton Star.
No Trouble to Identify.
worth-"Why, l can tell a pen-and-ink
artists work just as quick as / can tell
his handwriting" Scribbletown-"Yes;
I notice they are always pretty careful
to sign their names. s.-Puck.
We hoped that with the waning OF the year
The boed.shirt girl would go, to reappear
In different guise
But no, alas! They're right here with us yet
Appearing still Ito mans sincere regreD ~
Indifferent guys
indianapolis Journal.
Wonders of Science. Lady-"Do
you take instantaneous photographer"
Photographer - Eyes, madam; l can
photograph a humming-bird on the
wing, or a swallow in its flight" Lady
81 want my baby's picture taken"
Photographer-"Yes, madam. Get tho
little fellow ready, and ! will prepare
the chloroform. IN. Y. Weekly.
"A Domestic Poin ter. Mrs De Cott-
"And so you won't let me have that fat
although am willing pay in ADVANCE
madam You have too
many children" Mrs. De Cott-"But
all fiat, and house owners, too, talk the
same way. What am l to do? Even IL
l have children / must live" Agent
(confdentially)-"Move into the SUBJ
urbs and stay there until malaria kills
a few of 'em off. Good News.
1t is announced that by new pro-
cess S75 dog can be boiled down and
converted into five cents worth of glue.
1t is not likely that this discovery will
induce many owners of S75 dogs to con-
vert the animals into glue as n money
making scheme. A greater need of tho
day is plan whereby n five-cent dog
may be boiled down and converted into
S75 worth of glue Norristown Herald.
"A Disguised Lawyer. "Whatmakes
you look so disgusted Sharp?" asked
one young lawyer of another, the other
day. "Why, you know that old skim
flint, Blunt, don't you?" "The million
aire? Yes?" "Well, he died yesterday,
without making will, and here are
half the lawyers in town starving. His
heirs viii probably get every cent, the
,onfounded old hunks"