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Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19
Alrs We'll That Ends Well.


4 young man who travels for a
New York bible concern was at the
Bloody house yesterday, says the
Toledo Blade, and along in the after
noon, following the promptness, or
rather the wooings, Of the spirit,
started back to the bar for drink.
He had just reached the door, when
he was startled by an apparition in
the somber clothed person OF his en-
ployer, who had stopped over a day
on a flying trip to Chicago, where
bible houses find a large and attr act
i've field.
Seeing the employer, the young
man unconcernedly walked on into
the Mushroom, and began to lave his
hands. The employer carelessly Sam
tered down the long corridor, round
through the billard-hall. and, just as
heentered the bar, again encountered
his travelling employe, who, bowling
politely, walked on into the billiard
hall, and became absorbed in watch
ing Il game OF billiards.. But he kept
an eye on his employer, and when he
disappeared returned to the bar after
the coveted drink.
Again he ran into the old man, and
; proceeded on into the Mushroom
where he again bathed his hands
The employer then took a turn
watching the spinning ivory globes
Anon, the young man made anothe
: effort. The employer was again en-
countered. Then they changed place
once more, and the young man watch
a ing the billiards. and the old on
washing his hands.
:. The drummer then conceived ant
q executed coup d'etat, or something
g of that sort. He called for his Goa
y Mt the courtroom, and told the oil
e man as they again passed in the ha
L that he gessed he'd go out and ca
}, on minister whom he was workini
q up INTO bible-l1uying mood.
q Then he walked around, can
d through the billiard-hall, and on'
e. more went into the bar.
le We'll. - he said, smiling pleasant
le nsheencountered his employer agail
= "forgot to wash my hands. The
70 he stole into the Mushroom, peere
10 around the corner of the wah until
'r saw the old man disappear; then
:, hastened back 10 the bar. The san
s inspiration had fired the old ma
n and they collided once more. The
r they had TO wash again.
"a By this time their hands were viii
er and soft, and their fingers beginnil
ID TO shrivel up like Canton avenl
r. washerwomnn. Both were grown
he desperate, and the old man said in
NJ careless. ofi-hand manner:
Is ''Oh, by the way, Phiilup, do y
he ever drink n glass OF beer"
he Phillip, said: We'll, once in q gre
by while.
Then a great feeling Of relief fill
them. Distrust was metamorphos
into perfect trust land sweet conf
~ ence, and ,heda despair of the he
that was dying in each longing brei
an suddenly frightened into the els
JOYOUS. sparkling sunshine of exp
ID tations all fulfilled and hopes iu
No realized.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19
Strange. Wasn't III

Henderson says young women are
awfully touehy creatures, and this is
how he proves it; They were getting
up some amateur theatricals, and
when Henderson told the girls that
they must let down their hair, accord
ing to stage directions, they all de-
clared they'd have nothing more to
do WHITEHALL except one, n girl who
without hesitation shook out her
tresses, which reached almost to the
floor. Sand do you know" Fender
son says, "all the rest of 'em declared
she was brazen faced thing. / can't
understand il now, by Jove!"-Bos.
ton Transcript.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19
The Family Names of women.

There is a lawyer who does a great
deal of real-eState oonveyancing one OF
the chief whose grievances in life is
the scant respect that women show to-
ward their names. The fact that
certain alteration takes place in the
name at marriage destroys, so he
claims, whatever regard a woman might
be expected 10 pay to an exact render
ing, aud the fact that any legal signiti-
canoe can in any case attach to the
form seems to be quite beyond the
grasp of the average feminine brain.
If girl baby is christened Elizabeth
she Will sign herself when called on TO
put her name tn deed after she is
grown. Lizzie Lisa, Elise, Lisbet, or
Lisbeth. according TO which diminutive
happens to be her favorite for the year,
and will omit her middle name, give it
in full, or by initial, or sign instead OF
her own her husbands name. accord
ing to her sweet liking. The task of
the lawyer who has to trace up half 4
dozen Of these signatures to make sure
that they all refer to the same person
is not calculated TO make easy the task
of his wife who has to soothe his ruffled
temper with good dinner. That the
married woman should in all cases re-
tain her own family name, preceding il
by her given name and following il
with her husbands family name is the
lawyers plea if he is to be saved from
insanity. Frances Folsom Cleveland,
Julia Dent Grant, Louise Chandler
Moulton, Julia Ward Howe, Ells
Wheeler Wilcox, aud others set in this
respect good example. N. Y. Nal.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19
A weII-Known Divine Retires


Rev. DIR. Theodore L. Cuyler, the
eminent presbyterian divine of Brook
lyn, will retire from active service in
the pulpit. He preached sermon
on Easter which was not only one OF
farewell, but also one of review OF 80
wears continuous service in this one
parish. He is 6S years old and
has performed an extraordinary
amount Of hard work in his life
time. He ranks next to Rev. DIR.
Storrs in the length OF his service in
Brooklyn, and for years his name was
linked with those OF Beecher, Storrs
and Talmage as the most popular
protestant preachers in that city. DIR.
Cuyler said that in the first year OF
the war $4,000 in gold was raised
for the Union soldiers. Five offshoots
had sprung from the original church.
In the 80 years of his passionate DR..
| Cuyler said that he had married 6S2
couples. baptized 962 children,
preached 1850 sermons, besides
making public addresses. Since he
has been pastor the church has spent
| S6O5, 600 for ecclesiastical and be-
nevolent purposes, and 100000 Tor
maintaining worship; there had new.
err been n mortgage on the church
building.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19
Sly Tons Of Locusts.

In one week six tons oflocusts were
destroyed in the province of Ghizeh,
Egypt. This illustrates what a
pleague OF locusts means. Some in
teresting facts about locusts have
been obtained from observations Of
the swarms which invaded parts of
India hast year. Z. c. Cotes, of the
Indian Museum, says that oil the
different species which are found in
different parts of the world, breed
permanently in barren elevated
tracts where the vegetation issparse.
In years when they increase inordi-
nately they descend in fight from
their permanent breeding grounds,
upon cultivated districts. where they
destroy the crops, lay their eggs, and
maintain themselves through one en-
tire generation, but are unable to
establish themselves permanently,
usually disappearing in the year fol.
| lowing the invasion, to be succeeded,
nfter an interval of years, by fresh
swarms from the permanent breeding
grounds. The damage done by
locusts is occasioned in the first in
stance by the young, wingless insects,
and afterward by the winged individ.
nails into which the young are trans
formed after a couple of months o
steady feeding.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19
working the Chopper.

"what's troublin' yer, Jakeye" in.
quired the proprietor of Thirteenth
avenue restaurant, as he noticed his
head waiter hanging around the cash
desk. de cook wants to know wottle
we do wild yestiddy's pieces. = Much. =
'Quite some" "Wot are deyP'
.Dere's half ham. five cold veal cut
lets, some liver, nineteen chicken
wings. and twelve pieces of mutton. "
You tell de cook, Jakey, to put them
in and work de chopper, and den put
on de blackboard: Special To-day
Excelsior Croquettes, Two for Ten. w.
~ u. Tribune.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19
Three Kinds of Married Wom-
an

SAAs
They were discussing a certain cley-
er aud well-known married woman,
who is prominent alike for her bush
Eess and social success.
How does she sign her name?" ask
ed bright-iaced listener from anoth-
er State.
"Let me see?" unused one of the
group. Il believe she always writes
Mary W. Smith"
"Then she isn't advanced and she
still loves her husband" said the
first.
"What do you mean?" halfa dozen
women demanded at once.
Just this, was the answer. THE
married women of to day is OF three
classes-the woman who puts her
husband and his interests first. the
woman who considers herindividual-
I ity and interests of eoualimportance
with her husbands, and the wom-
an who considers the name OF
/ her husbands family alone amply
honorable and dignifed. and writes
her name MS your friend does. The
second adds her husbands name to
her own family name and writes
Mary White Smith. The third
writes the family names with by
phen between them and wishes to bC
known as Mary White-Smith.' The
first woman is conservative; the sec
ond, progressive; the third, 'adyanc
ed. New York Evening Sun.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19
: - mnrrL OF rHE WORLD.

=, The world turns round and
F9gl o are uppermost soon may 20
Toe ~ n. Sust Of under ground
y Z d ~ i p chains. ,As ssTi T., a iIss ,o,,
H' ~. o. over and o !, d ass AMI night
~ - ~. ~, revolutions bring
ksp0ns lio ~ IN good times coming ring.
Rhsss ~ ~ piat where the palace shown,
W. l NJ n tie dust Of the crown and
throne
IA ,oand ths uhesl turns and goes.
|arois,a a Wv vith il, now up, then down,
40 Y ~ erlss that many must iose,
i ~ n ,ss goal, hos late comes the
crown .tl. ~. f,s,
~ brave the true NE n9 ,isi, a,'s 'ss,
Nh never b. Lost IN Tue nhiFlns dust
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19
The BLACK Head bug.

The black-head bug has appeared by
the millions in the turpentine forests
of southeast Georgia and is doing alarm
ing damage. Great tracts OF pine
woods already show blight and are
DYING. The bug starts in pine where
It is boxed and works under the bark,
then around the trunk. Its boring
prevents the sap from going up in the
tree and eventually Abe troS dies
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19

had decided to stay n month longer,
much 10 her qualification.
At the end of that time he discoy.
cred that travelling alone is not only
decidedly unpleasant, but positively
dangerous Tor an unprotected female.
SO he accompanied Miss Bt 4 home.
Rnmor SAYS there il I be we'd
ding at the Bell mansion IN the near
lnture' ms n result OF Eugene's rldic.
ulous mistake.
Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-07-19

Thad been snow
ing heavily for
several hours,
aud a few hath.
cry flakes were
still falling when
the up train
steamed into
D. station at
10 o'clock
Otthe haltdoz-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1890-09-29

We believe it is claimed that the
Deacon had boyhoOd of poverty and
is poor man to-day. Now then,
why does he not obey the voice of the
common people? Is it not fact that
the farmers have petitiOned from near
ly every township, every county, and
every state in the Union, through
township conventions, through coun-
ty conventions, through state conven-
tons, and through national conven-
ton held at St. Louis December 6,
1889, for "the free and unlimited
coinage of silver?" Not the farmers,
but all the organizations of labor
unions of the nation. This was, and
is, the universal demand among the
laboring masses Of this nation. Now
then, ring bosses, why did the Deacon
give it out so that it was used as a
club to defeat the passage of a free
coinage bill, that he deacon Harri-
SOM would vote the bill-as much as
to say that he deacon HarrisOO is
the great autOcrat that knows more
than all the rest of the people? And
still In the face Of these facts the old
ring boss crew keep OH telling the
laboring masses 10 keep out Of politics,
just keep OIL voting for the same old
set, and then just ask them by your
petitions as 10 what you want. Now
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1890-09-29
ssThey Lied About Kansas
ImmfgratiOn.''

The census bulletins are knocking
hundreds of whisky lies abont Kan
sas and Iowa in the head. The poll
CIV of prohibition is more than vindi-
Gated bv the returns from prohibition
states. Kansas seems to take the lead
i'm this procession. The state Of Kan
sas has increased her population 1884,
600 since 1880, beating Nebraska's
increase by $1,000. with five points to
one in favor OF Nebraska SO far as ia
cilities for increase are concerned.
The license state Of Missouri gained
$4,000 with several great cities to
help her ont. Kansas beats Missouri
$4,000. Texas increased her pOpula-
ton $4,000, with an acreage so much
greater than Kansas as to make the
comparison ridiculous. Colorado on
" increased her population 2l9,OOO
in ten years with Denver to help her
out i'm stuffed census. The growth
of Kansas in ten years has been great
er than any state save New YORK,
Pennsylvania and Illinois. This
shows conclusively that prohibition
has not hurt Kansas. In 1880 Kan.
sas stood nineteenth in population.
To-day she is neck and neck with
Wisconsin for fifteenth place. Tope-
ka increased 100 per cent. and Wichi-
ia 400 per cent. in the past ten years.
Hired liars who take Kansas for a
text while fighting prohibition will
have to find some other SANDER OH
which to base their fabricatiOns.
Statistics show that Kansas con-
sumed less beer in 1889 than any state
or territory except Arizona. The in
crease in consumption of beer in the
whole nation was per cent, while
the decrease in Kansas was 70 per
cent. Difference in favor of Kansas
81 per cent.
Nebraska's consumption of beer is
forty-eight times greater than that Of
Kansas, although the population of
Kansas is about one-third greater
than that of Nebraska. The facts
are given to refute the persistent and
malicious lies being circulated by the
venal and whisky press.--Lincoln
(Neb.) eau.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1890-09-29

in the face of the above statement of
facts we stop to ask all laboring men
of this country if they have ever re-
ceived relief through legislation by
virtue of their petitions? If not,
then for your own sake and the sake
of your wives and children, 60 to the
ballot box and cast your vote for a
party and it's candidates that will en-
deavor to legislate for the best interest
of all the people.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1890-09-29
The silver Bill.

The ring press announced the passage
of the late silver bill, with great -four
ish, the Toledo Blade claiming that the
bill contains all the benefits of a free
coinage measure. The truth is that the
present bill discontinues the coinage of
silver after July l, 1891. But it is
claimed that the silver certificates give
the increase of circulating medium. and
Gas it is more money that is called for)
therefor results are just the same; but
here is where the jugglery or deception
comes in: The silver certificate is not.
under the new law, legal tender, if
otherwise provided for in the drawing
of contract, so the working of the law
will be to give the millionaire silver
miners market for silver bullion at ad-
vanced rates, but will give the people a
currency that can be, and will be, de-
preciated by Wall street, the same as
was the greenback. 1t is plain that the
trainers of the silver bill had some
scheme in view to defeat the will of the
people, for if such had not been the
case the silver bullion could just as well
have been coined. The mere coming
cannot be held to be serious objection
to carrying out the peoples wishes. If,
then, the silver bill provides market
for silver bullion, but only supplies the
people with fluctuating currency, who
is likely to be benefited other than the
owners of silver bullion? Surely not
the people. But there is another class
of gentlemen besides the owners OF bull
lion, who are to be benefited bv the late
silver bill, and that is the national bond
holder, who, under the credit-strength-
ening act, or rather, credit-strengthen-
ing steal, who must be paid (coin, and
us silver coinage is to be discontinued.
and as there will remain then only gold
coin, it follows that the bond holders
will receive only gold coin in payment
of interest and principal. In substance,
the silver bill gives the owners of bull
lion market at high prices. 1t gives
the bond holder gold, and it gives the
people fluctuating currency. Now
take off your hat and hurrah for the
". O. n.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1890-09-29

THE g. o. p. fellows are worried.
At meeting at Garnet, Saturday, u
number of rallies were mapped out,
and in speaking of the matter. one old
wheel-horse arose and said: "Fellers,
you must ttlrn out! Why, over in
Greenwood county, the other day,
our fellers had a rally, and there was
four hundred out; then the Peoples
party had rally, and there was SEW
EN- THOUSAND out! Geeminy
Christmas! fellers, TURN OUT"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1890-09-29

The Garnett RIP. is terribly exer-
cised over the AGITAToR, but the "little
6 x 8 paper" goes right ahead making
friends and gaining circulation at
home and abroad. 1t goes to ma
jority of the states of the Union
from New York TO California, and
from Michigan to Texas. Don't fret
about the AGITAToR.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1890-09-29

THE tenth annual reunion OF old
soldiers and sailors will be held at
Topeka next month. Extensive az
rangements are being made for the
occasion. Ben Harrison is billed as
the chief attraction. Usually, such
special arrangements are reserved for
presidential campaigns, but this year
the farmers and old soldiers are awake
and Kicking, and something must be
lone, you know. "'' ."
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1890-09-29
Revised Version Of Genesis With
AxolOgies to Moses.
CHAP. L.

l. In the beginning man created
commodities.
2. And exchange was without in
terruption, and direct and financiers
were thing unknown. But the spirit
of greed moved upon the hearts ofmen
3. And government said, let there
be gold coin: and there was gold coin.
a. And government saw the gold
coin, that it was capable of monopoly:
and government divided gold from all
other mediums of exchange.
5. And government called gold coin
legal tender, and others mediums Of
exchange he called taxable notes. And
confusion and depression were the
first day,
6. # And government said, let
there he a monopoly in the midst Of
the people, and let it divide The cora
modities from the commodities.
7. And government created the
monopoly, and divided the commodl-
ties OF the producers from the COM
modlties of the consumer: and it was
80.
8. And government called the mo-
nopoly- bank. And poverty and
wretchedmess were the second day.
8. IT And government said let the
gold coin be gathered together unto
one place, and let paper appear: and
it was SO.
10. And government called paper
bonds; and the gathering together Of
the gold coin called good security and
government saw that it was good.
IL, And government said let the
bonds bring forth compound interest
and usury, yielding extorticn after his
kind: and it was SO.
IL. And the bonds brought forth
interest and usury, yielding exto:tion,
whose seed was in itself after it's kind !:
and government saw that it was good.
ID. And misery and want were the
third day.
IA. IT And government said, let
there be forces behind the banks, to
protect the creditor from the debtor ;
and let them be to collect the interest,
by the seasons, by the days and by the
years.
Is. And let them be to intimidate
the people; and protect the banks:
and SO it was.
Is. And government made two
great forces the greater force 10 kill
the insubordinate; and the lesser
force to demand the interest; and he
made the police force also.
II. And government set them all
over the country to intimidate the
people.
Is. And the greater force govern
ment called army and the lesser force
called he civil authority: and govern
mept saw that it was good.
10. And fear aud trembling were
the fourth day.
20. II And government said let the
good security buy up the land and
take rent that may crush the produc-
er.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1890-09-29

%. And government blessed them
saying, be fruitful and multiply, and
monpolize all the exchange, and let the
rent increase upon the earth.
%. And desolation and crime were
the fifth day.
"a. And government said, let the
bonds be perpetuated, and be payable
in gold, and let usury and sculduggery
bring forth fruit after their kind: and
it was so. -,
25. And government made taxes
after their kind, and interest after its
kind, and rent after its kind, and gov
ernment saw that it was good.
26 # And government said, let us
make politicians in our own image af-
ter our likness and let them have do
minion over the taxes on commodities
and over the rent of the earth, and
over the interest on the bonds.
q. So government created politi-
clans in his own image, in the image
of government created he them.
%. And government blessed them
and said unto them, be fruitful and
govern the people and subdue them,
and have dominion over rent, interest
and taxes.
%. And government said, behold
I have given yov rent, interest and
taxes, that you may have dominion
over all voters, and over everything
that voteth OH the face of the earth.
30 And over all workers on the
earth, that ye may live upon the pro-
duct Of their toll. have given you
their wealth: and it was so.
81. And government saw everything
that he had made and, behold it looked
very good. But fury and wrath were
the sixth day.
CHAP. II.
l. Thus rent, interest and taxes
were finished, and all the host of po-
liticians.
2. And The seventh day govern
ment ended the confusion and misery
he had caused: and he rested on the
seventh day from all crimes he had
committed, and gave man chance.
3. And the seventh day was bless
ed; because, that on it government
rested and the era of man began.
4. And it came to pass that man
said. we will exchange freely without
bonds or gold coin and it was so, and
interest was no more.
5 And man said, behold each of us
will rule himself, and It was 70. And
the politicians went into the land of
Nod, and took unto themselves work.
6. And man said, behold, much
land is vacant, we will settle thereon,
and pay no rent.
7. And banks and politicians call
ed upon government, saying, help us,
for man has sense.
8. But government was resting
from all his labors and army and civ
il authority were no more.
9. Thus rent, interest an taxes
were abolished.
10. And every man reaped the full
product of his toll.
IL. And peace and prosperity were
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1890-05-28

The funeral OF the late Alexander
Hutchinson, whose death occurred on
Monday morning took place this morn
ing from ST. Mary's Catholic Church, OF
which deceased had long been 8 member.
The remains were taken from the house
to the church about 8 o'clock. where
mass was said for the repose OF the soul,
the Rev. Father Bourke officiating. I'M
mediately behind the remains were his
grief stricken wife and three little chill
dren, followed by members Of the family
besides large number of citizens, Capt.
Sampson, and Lieut. Moore, Of the Naval
Academy. were among those present
The casket bore q number of beautiful
floral tributes. among them q crown,
from Mr.. Il. G.. Hyde; q cross, from
the printers of Annapolis. and Tyre
from the choir. and "pillow' of most
exquisite roses and lilies of the valley.
The pail bearers were X. " Clayton, Jr.,
j. II. Sullivan. Richard Mitchell Jos.
Naughton. John McKusker and Theo-
dore Brady. During the services the
choir chanted several parts of the mass
said. At1he close OF the services the re-
mains were taken to St. Mary's Gene
terry, near the city limits where the last
sad funeral rites were performed, and
the remains laid at rest In the quiet grave.
Thus ends ell that was once mortal Of one
whose familiar form and manly charac-
ter will long live 10 the memory of his
many friends The CAPITAL extends It's
sympathy to the grief-stricken mother and
fatherless children In this hour of their
affection.