Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1890-08-15
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10 FOOL with q bee oo,1
singing rebuke. GALS forth
kERosENE-o11 can-Blou
girls, for one thing. LAW up hi,
The best way to raise ..,,
grasp a E;t the mug firmly by the bha' L. is
Glow DO you pay for sn,,
SIR? he asked. as he entered do 5, store
a ,um, BY the lynn repl iss sss
KAISER WILHELM now oo,
the man Of rock and iron" % a'n ms
bitters. LUXE ii
You can't praise q man fo,
done great thing without ba ot Aaria
him to do it," "A0 advise
STRANGER Gin Boston)-1 una.
that the Boston 1yanscrint o;etssaa
trolled by women. Boston; er Is CO.
tCAAb blA UA1o u0WS,
Mr.. SMITH Ito neighbours son
dining with him)-Well, SONNY VINO no
part of the chicken would rnS v, wiz
Boy-The whole OF it. ''u Lie
SHE (reading the paper)-.. ~,
cyclone out West! 1t has swept dosa'
of farms clear of everything. H. a0ze e.
bet the mortgages didn't bna e-l
inch. se
To SPEND life at your side NJ.
Elise, 1 would give up eyeryth ~
parents, title, property" "But NV ,.' y
sir,if you sacrificed ali those what ~ Y aes
be left for me?" ''' "Oa
SUNDAY School Teacher-Wb,t =
you say about the moral cond;t; iae sa
Sodom? Pupil-He was a thundar
bad man, but not quite so bad as l,
wife, Gomorrah. A' ~
FIRST Dude-Did you get down .
your knees when you proposed to Nal
Smythe? Second Dude-No, mo l has|
[ wasn't so rash as that. Wly 7 ~
on me best pair of rousers.
"WHY does Mr.. Proudfellow ,ct
important?" "a fellow shot at him N
other day and missed him. His friena]
congratulations make him feel if he bs]
aot been missed he would have hesI
missed.
SHE-Albert, have come to the con
! slusion that I love George better th,,
l love you, and He-What aboT
that engagement ring I gave YOU /,
wear? ooh, that's all right. Geors
says he won't object if wear it,"
Mrs. DEPLA1N-My husband neyg
leaves me for an hour without kissip,
me. Neighborly Caller-I can readi'
believe it. Everybody says your hu;;
band is the most considerate, unsel6sb
self-sacriticing man that ever lived
BLATHERs Ito Slathers, who prepare
to bow and was ignored)L say
Slathers, isn't Miss Blood like fila
yacht out there?" Slathers-Ho,
| so? BlAthers-Oh, we'll, if you don
see it! But it strikes me she's some
thing of a cutter.
FIRST Evangelist-Do you think 20
have fully saved Mr.. Triple? Secou
Evangelist = Yes, indeed. I hav
prayed with him and sang for him AM
read to him until he has become
converted that he is going to get,
divorce from his wife and marry me-
IMPERATIVE.
she cried, "Oh darling, do not 20,
| cannot live without you;
When you're away the hours drag slow,
With jealousy doubt YOU"
Said he, "I'm very sorry, dear,
That cannot be trusted,
But 60 must. The fact is clear
For my suspender's busted"
Minister-Here's motto i want th
eyes of my congregation to dwell upo
until its words are engraved upon th
tablets of the peoples memory. Sha
I hang it here in the center of the pu
pit? Minister'S wife-Oh, no! Hang
over yonder in tho corner right side
the clock.
LESS Than She Bargained For.-Sl
Charlie, dear, what do you sunpo
causes SO many divorces? Charlie (wf
has just been accepted)-I haven
studied the question carefully, but
should say it was wholly due to IL
prevalence of marriages. She-Ths