New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1890-06-25
CALLING ON HARRISON.
An OutIandish Corresponds MT OF e
Michiga an Paper Visits Him.

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Michigan Paper Visits Him.
The Washington correspondent Of
| the Newberry. (Mich.) Independent
writes thus: WASHINGTON, D. c.,
| May bout 20 tam. All suppose bah
dis tam dat all de people cen Luce
l1ountay ees begin to fattair dereseff
| dat am dead, because alb amt wrote no
lettair for long tam. Eet will proba-
bly, xdisappoint dem to found out dat
am still on deck. All nah fren' will
be very moch surprise to know eat ali
am cen Washington.
'Taint no use to talk, Washington
ees great ceetay an halso capital of de
younited state. All de brain of dis
gram an glorious an magneefcent Ian
of libertay an high tareef ees dare an
halso of Luce kountay. All feel eet
ees great honair for me to be. one of
de mos distinguish person cen de
capitol ceetay, an eet fill NAH bosom
full of proud. Zen fac OATS all dat
been cen nah bosom for de las two
day.
DE odder day ah was drop cen on de
President. Aldough good many news
papair ees been circulate de report dat
Benny was so small dat eet was him
possible to see hem widout de aid of
one dem machine what you call micro
scope, ah am please to say faint so.
She can be see quite plain wild de
naked eye.
Halo, Ben" all say, sbah gosh am
glad to see you. =. All suppose eet sur
praise you to see me. You have de
honair to meet Pete Pareau, from Luce
kountay. Shook hams hagain, Ben.
How ees you waff an odder rela-
shun?"
''Mah waff ees well, Mistaire Pa
reau," de President reply.
''Am glad to hear dat. All suppose
eet ees veray pleasant for you to be,
cen position where you can spend
your day surround by all your rela-
shun?'
''Mistaire Pareau ali will considair
you happlication for Office latair on"
''Tank you, Ben. All wrote you
several lettair on de subjec' of NAH
impeachment to offeece, but ali sup
pose dey was los as ah did not geet
reply from you. All hear hat you will
be a candidate for de nomination
hagain cen aighteen hondred an 80
"Eef de report is true an you geet
de nomination eet will be to your him
| terest cen Luce Kountay to appoint
me to fat offeece. All got great deal
influence wild de Frenchman."
'Mr. Pareau, what chance ali stand.
cen you hopinion, cen Luce Kountay
eef ah goot de nomination."
'Damslim, onless you took NAH
| hadvice."
'Mistaire Pareau ah don't want to
detain you from your odder business"
''You don't detain me one bit Ben.
All got lots of tam an alb can stay JUS
zlong as alb want TO. Bay-de-way, Ben,
| you got nice place to live cen an ah
suppose dey don't charge you no rent
| for de white house. DO you burn coal
or wood? House rent an wood an coal
ees big hexpense cen Luce Kountay.
You cansidair yourself fortunate. All
know good many man dat henvy you
cen you present position. Den since
you was dischage de niggair cook from
de white house you hexpense must be
still smallair."
'Mistaire Pare au, JUS tink of de
time you make me waste dat alb could
hemploy cen bouncing democrats from
offeece. We mus bring dis hinterview
to close. Good-bi.n
"Good-bi Ben. Eef you will meet
me at de Shoreham tonight we will
have Levi fix up de bes shes got in
the house"