New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-09-26
THE TALK or THE DAY.

THE TALK or THE DAY.
The citizens Of Spokane Falls who took the places
of the striking carpenters worked the same number OF
hours per day, bnt were handicapped oy tnef scA u
experience and their soft hands. Notwithstanding au
this 10 IL estimated that every greenhorn performed
~ ner cent more work than the men who quit. The
reason of this Is not hard to find. The regular car
penters worked mechanically quito content TO DO No
more work than was absolutely necessary. While, on
tho other hand the volunteers threw their whole soul
into the work. When will wordngmcn learn that In
this lies the secret Of SUGGEST The mechanic who 10
always listening for the signal that announces the end
OF his days work will always remain mechanic, and
not q very good ono either
Two Gents.-First Hotel waiter-That ere young
squirt at Table Is gent oil through. lie snv ms
second Hotel water-Ie amt bali tho gent - thaA
ere ole bald. headed, fat porker at Table u. lie guv
INC q dollsr.-(Ncw. York Weekly.
Henry NJ. Hoyt. jr., son Of Ex-Governor HOY q
Pennsylvania who was graduated from fae IN 1919
inst been elected president OF the Un.
pany Of Philadelphia. to succeed tho laee w'h*m
prockie Mr.. Hoyt is wall known in this city, having
been for some time cashier OF the United States BANK
II is not often that so young man Is chosch W M
such o responsible post but all who know MN %
ueve TINT the choice Is wise one. for he 10 not only
q man Of exceptional ability. but an energetic ana
constant worker.
DrOW
MT summer hotel should think you wouldn't have
s stSod Sn e. Why didn't you jump the bin
ot the Country star
Good Cburchmen In England can no longer isnors
Tho salvation Army since an English bishop has spoken
well Of IT, "No Christian Church. says the Bishop
NJ Chichester can anord to disregard or deprecste
such an agency in its midst Can We reiuse !"
acknowledge these salvatonists as fellowworken 10
the cause Of Christ although not IN our own WY
than "
contempt, Or dislike. lest happy We be found 70 %
lighting against GOd!'
woet nj Statewide Ca aud when he awoke he found
himself at grindsone sharpening his Snlie. II ssas
young man had ever, In his younger Gays, turnou
birthstone for o 2OOponnd man and dull exc. M, ne
would have found himself not less than iOoQ m,ie'
from grindstone when he awOke.-(Norristown hesio'
The Fremont tNeb) Tribune tells good story
about a local minister who recently preached At .
camn meeting After the sermon the customary In
vitaton was given for all who wanted to 90 to heaven
10 rise up All present to their feet except ono
Young man who sat back pretty well on the outskirs
OF the audience Those who desired TO 60 10 heaSen
sat down. Then all those who wanted to go 10 hen
were requested to rise to their feet ana the sioro
said Young msn eyed with good deal OF interest,"
Still he sat as quiet and composed as stone Ths
minister went to him and asked him why he did nos
rise in either instance. "wall,- replied the husky
son of toll % don't wunt ter 90 anywhar. Fremohts
good ernuR fer me- And the preacher wended his
way back to the altar, and sitting down on the
mourners' bench leaned over and tied his shoe.
1t Came At Last-A grocer at Kcene, y. H.. hsa
sS p1 AVID he at never sa found t tho in
store was smoking while he poured ONT tnG MtS
grains one n usS s' DaS %Se1 more p"Sder
no more grOcery-nO Observation-Disclosures Freq fFes~
The Oldest man in England, who has Just died 81
Elgn, att buted his good health and longevity to oat'
meal, whjskey. tobacco and fresh air.
DpC:m ip yr:nseA' Iycs .s Pc ss.
sucking their life blood had hts foot On their 1ec *
ss, ana ana ' ms. 'yi than asst ''s
from Lyons to find employment AFTER the factory
was WAGES sse0 ali Ms Free sss TIC
So long a. California raisIng growers find It to their
interest to put Spanish labels their best raisins the
good sense Of Americans may be properly called in
question.
asay. Skinny, said one boy to another. are Won
going o TO see the baseball game between two cham
pion clubs this afternoon?'
fish. want something exciting. Herald
The political situation must be idynic In Georgia,
Judging from the following resolution, adopted tho
other day by the Democrats Of scrcven County:
Resolved That Brother Alps religion. Uncle Joes
money and General Johns war record be relegated to
they realize delectableness Of living under an ad.
ministaton where Cncnnatns holds the Gubernatorai
power, .gricOa is prominent factor In the leas.
lative halls. and Tom is opposing corruption In
Congressional debates and listen to the dulcet strains
of our buoyant farmers as they tremendously sing:
Cotton in the bale,
Money in the pocket,
Baby In the cradle,
And pretty wife 70 rock It,"
Brother All is senator COlQuitt Uncle ~ -
course is Senator Brown and General John Gov
ernor Gordon.
"Yes, indeed; send horse and carriage to depot
the innocent message that went to lady in Utica
from the city not long ago. She was married aud her
husband usually called joe had Leen away from home
for several weeks The wife had tclegraphed lady
member Of the family to come up ard spend few
weeks with her. ana tho answer was sent as ebove.
Tho Utica lady Frustrated with grief when she re-
ceived dispatch reading: Joe Is dead. Send hearce
and carriage to depot Arrangements were made IN
hurry, and the hearse and carriage were In waiting
when Joe and the lady stepped cut Of the train.-
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