The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-10-16
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lie docking ii lts e.oell Bless ne.
hoe tine sIal bed 20 iaes il ~ %
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~ live mostly within myself. sald .
eoeosssed fsiios. Il EHdsslA1d." rspIi
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ITO my mind. the sesshcfe hes OF .
aresl dissdvsItAgs. ssid Mrs. Sni.here.
"ssd thai IL lie 700 near The sstss 10 te
very dry"
katy" said the lossr. - they ", 10
tAs dssh corner Of The pissxs--"kiisy,
Gloss year eyes" why %, 0sorgsf"
III yoa dort everybody viii b able 10
~ us."
The vro1g hind. Boy customer -
vsni 10 look u some socks. Clssk Pa.
eoloni Boy customer No, blame Ill !
en- . messenger boy,
The time passed very plessantly In the
psfIor and IL vss sol TIL The clock and the
ssishboripg bells struck one al the late,
49, Of tbs hour struck two.
Mrs. Dummy Ejisou Gays that no
q. ssimsnt which DO has tried .. night
ever failed. 0unmsy Then he never
sr'sd % sslA bic baby 70 sleep.
-o'i NJ. Orump You seem to BE-
toad Of sweet things. Bobby. Bobby
fes. p. bu. ! suppose Ill 10 fond Of my
bisssn when I'm ~ old ~ you.
Tom She likes 70 play "Dovn u,ss
The Bavsoss River" Jack who -
heard her plsy) Does she -WhaS pity
b. desires cant be grstiHsd.
Annty -wouldnt you has 70 study
Is guAges. BObby' Bosby-I osn talk
tao languages nov. ssssy' "You can
wbs. are thsy1' "Eoslish and baseball. !"
-Psihsr What. you van. TO marry my |
dsashser' Why. sir, you cant support,
her. ] can hardly do IL myself. su,sor
lolsnkly) -C'c'csut We chip togsth.
err
Customer Look here. waiter. Asked
you Eve mioulss ago for napkin. Wait,
sr-Yes. Ssh; l heard 70. sab; buA d gent
at Dc neat table isn't through wid il yet, !
sab"
Aunt Thso -Tommyl I'm surprised
you forgot your Bible 70 qpictlyl Nov
when The rain desossded and smo.s the
earth for forty days. what Wa IL csllsda |
Tommy lpromptly-Mud.
-Patient--I IN. victim 10 insomnia. l |
sleep fairly wLl the first par. Of the night
bat l wake vssy early 10 the morning and
II 10 impossible TO get to sleep again.
D .or-Buy sn alarm clock.
-Javkins -Hovs Hsnpesk getting on
sinos his msrriageS He used 10 vow that
10 woman could gel ahead Of him. Hsge
oh. he's still In the lead. / suppose; but
she's behind holding the rsins."
Stage Manageable. Heavy, you will
take the part Of Aliouzo. Mr.. Hsavy--I
have never seen this play. Do yos think /
! can please the audience in thu. parti
Stage Manager Immensely. You die in
the fret oct.
Young Ssayiats-Desr me, Mis- Amy,
I'm afraid there's > robben in tho house.
DO you hear that noise upssairs7 Amy
Ooa't b. alarmed. Nj. Sssylsts. That's
The cook getting up y prepare breakfast.
Is's early yet
Meaning y tbs Eye Young Lady
II want pais Of Shoes. large and oor.
iortsblA Two will do. New Boy (slsno,
ing .. AAs ioot)-Ar. Leather. the lady
wants two shoes, large and comfortable.
Where's that box OF siyes1
II sse. said = man, entering . caterers
establishment, 'that you advertise we'd,
dinss furnhhed'" 'Yes. SIR" replied the
caterer. briskly. II wish you'd send
couple 70 ny house right away. I've two
dsish' tiers Id like 70 60. of my hands,"
--Mexican- Big earthquake today.
American tourist--Was there onsi /
didst notice Il. Mexican--Not you see
~ people rush ont Of chufchesi Tour.
ist-Oh. yn, saw that; but l thought
may b The contribution box vss going
'rouad.
"A child has been sent 70 congratulate
hi gFsudmothsr on hsr birthday.
'Gondasnms!" he sxclaims, may you
u, until ths end Of your dsysr' "Alasr
rel lied The old woman resigusdly, "st my
- can scarcely sIpsct 70 live a. long
~ tnal"
"A Comio.t whist 10 the msttsy,
dear bcy' Yoa are hardly year married.
sad look 20 tsoublsdv Il hsd no idss,
must eoaisss, that vile Va going to
BE- % costly thing" swell. thst 10 mol
% nseh, you know, ooasidsriuslhov long
ale ksis."
-Summss Tourist lnoscing the lime.
stone forrstionl Il presume the vstsr 10
this section 10 rather hard. isnt IN
Native is Il isr fact. mister. Las sum.