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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30
RecoEnized His Voica.

There is a member of the Kansas City bar who
is a most excellent lawyer and genial man. says
the Kansas City Star One of his attributes is
avoice which he can and does make rival to
Thunder itself when heated 10 argument. Never
tneless he IS very persuasive anu convincing,
ana dangerous opponent. TIE other day he
was making an address TO a jury. His case was
fairly strong, he himself very much in earnest
and mis- trumpet tones made every thing ring
Finally FIN a perfect hurricane of sound he
closed his ar <ument and sat down. The Jury
looked serious and thoughtful, and we're evi.
IDENTIFY very much impressed. Unless the effect
OF the harangue could be disI led the otnsr
SIDE was in danger. The lawyer opposing mad
sad, watery eye, and face like a hatchet.
lie was very quiet man and another r. of
orator, lie sat pa leutlY and in silence through
the tnundergusts of mis- friend and after rever
beratfons of the closing crash had ceased he
arose.
AS listened to the rather thunderous ap
peals OF my iriend, Judge Stenter,' ne said, ad-
dressing the jury in a drawing tone: 81
called fable which heard in my youth. You
VIII remember, gentlemen. how once the lion
ana the ass entered into compact to slay the
Beasts OF the iield and divide the spoil. They
divided the work; the was to 20 into the
thi ket and bray and frlglten the ANNA out,
while the lion was to lie in wait and kill tue
fugitives as fast as they appeared Well, the ass
sought the darkest pa OF the jung and, lift
ing up his awful Voice, prayed and bra Ell and
prayed. There never was heard such an infer
nal din. Tne ass was quite IN oxcai ed with hi
own uproar, and thought he'd return aud see
what the Lon thou Zht OF ii. With a light heart
ne went back and found the lion 10 king d uot-
fully about him. pale and trembling in every
limb.
What do you think of that for braying?'
said the exuitant ass. Don't you think I'll
sc are EN-:
Scare 'emg repeated the lion in an agi-
tated tone. Why, you'd scare me if | didn't
know you were iackaSsr d"
The jury began to laugh, and the effect of the
Judges sonorous eloquence was vlSiby weak
ened. He lost the case.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30
A Move in the Right Direction.

The suggestion to make two jud cial cir
cults out of the Eastern circuit is a 1od
one. The proposition is that Chatham sh al
be one circuit. and the other counties
another circuit.
Savannah has grown greatly within the
last few years, and she has now business
enough to keep superior court Judge uusy.
Indeed, TO enable court business t. be trans
acted in Savannah promptly the superior
court should be in session pretty nearly all
the time.
Years ago it was proposed that Chatham
county should compose one circuit, but some
of the lawyers opposed the proposition be-
cause they thought they might lose their
business in other counties There we're but
few lawyers IN those other counties then.
Now they all have about oil the lawyers they
can support, and Savannah lawyers have
enough business to keep them at home.
Oh than county pays enough taxes
to justify her In asking that she be created
circuit and she has enougl bust ess to
keep judge busy. The burden upon the
superior court judge is steadily increasing,
Savannah is growing and her commerce.
is growing Consequently the business in
her courts is becoming greater. The legis-
lature will make no mistake if it divides the
Eastern circuit.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30
Then His Honor Rose Up.

August Uthoff is an Elkhorn saloon keeper.
who was arrested recently charged with selling
liquor on the Sabbath. says the Omaha World
Herald. He was taken before justice at Elk.
horn for trial, and straightway moved for q
cnange of venue.
whats that" the court asked.
I'VE don't want to be tried by YOU" Uthoff's
attorney responded
The judge looked at him In astonishment
Uthoffs attorney expected a fine for contempt
of court, but he escaped that
I'D like to know why not?" the court re-
marked warmly.
well. we have an affidavit here to the effect
that we feel we cannot secure a fair and i'm
partial trial You're prejudiced."
YOU'RE liar"
You're uDfrendly to us"
liar. You and your client ought to be in jail"
I'VE want to go before another court any
way"
The Justice rose up and roared.
You make me tired, " he cried DO YOU
think this court is going to have you paving
all over the country like Dogknees looking for a
man with lantern to suit your pleasure? ?
Think the law is t5ing to be tried on like a
suit of clothes? You sit down there and give
your evidence"
Uthoffs attorney complied and the result
was his client was fined 500 and was sent to
jail But the attorney appeared before the
district court, recited the facts, and the saloon
man was released.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30
A Song OF Long Ago.

James Whitcomb Riley tn Le,ctston Journal
A song of long ago;
Sing it lightly, sing it low;
Sing it softly-Iike the lisping of the lips we
used to know
When our baby laughter spilled
From our heart forever filed
With music sweet as robin ever triled
Let the fragrant summer breeze,
And the leaves of locust trees.
And the apple buds and blossoms, and the wings
of honey bees,
All palpitate with glee,
Till the happy harmony
Brings back each childish joy to you and me.
Let the eyes of fancy turn
Where the tumbled pippins burn
Like embers in the orchards lap Of touseled
grass and fern;
And let the Maynard wind,
Still singing, plod behind
The cider press-the good, old-fashioned kind (.
Blend in the song the moan
OF the dove that grieves alone,
And the wild whirr of the locust, and the bum
bless drow5y drone;
And the low of COWS that call
Through the pasture bars, when all IL
The landscape fades away at evenfan.
Then, far away and clear,
Through the dusky atmosphere,
Let the wailing OF the kiidee be the only sound
you bear.
0! sweet and sad and low
AS the memory may know.
Is the glad, pathetic song of long ago.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30
Free chicken for pInner.

There is gentleman in North Seattle, Mr.
Blank who keeps number Of hens. which, in
days gone By have managed TO make their escape
from the hen pen and have worried neighbor
n1r. Dash, very badly, says the S-attle Press.
Hr. Dash keeps hens. too, but he has always
managed. as he supposed, TO keep them securely
inside the picket fence which marks the bouad-
airy OF Their nome.
One day recently Mr. Dash sent q note 70 Mr.
Blank, to the effect that if he did not keep his
hens at home he would be compelled to shoot
them Mr. Blank examined nis hen-pen care
fully, and counted his chickens. They wer. all
al home, and nc could see no possible way for
them to escape. He at once sat down and
wrote his neighbor D lite note, saying that he
was sorry that his hens proved sucn an annoy
ance, aud II they troubled him he should not
object to their being SCOT Just shoot them,
Wrote Blank, and throw them over the fence
into my yard and will take care of them"
The next evening when Mr.. Blank came home
ne round a dead chicken laying in his IT mt
yard, with half a pound Of snot in it. He took
~ up, dressed 1t. and the next day had the
pleasure of eating il.
Inc next day there were two and the next
day there were tbrea He had fried chicken for
breakfast, cold chicken for luncheon, roast
chlcken Tor dinner I'd spring cnisken to sell.
CUT sun the supply kept up, while, strange TO
say, MS chlcksnS DID not seem to decrease IN
numbers
One day Mr. Blank was standing out in his
front yard, when sir. Dash came along with e
very puzzled expression on his face.
Say, BLANK, =" exclaimed he, now many of
your cl.ckens have killed."
You have not killed any," was the reply.
w nat do you mean" exclaimed the aston
ished Dash.
Why, LOOK at your hen-pen aud sse."
DaSh made a rush to the fowl yard to size up
the situation. Instead of the fifty sleek looking
hens that the yard had contained a month be-
tore scarcely twenty remained. while a small
hole in the corner of the pen told the rest Of tue
story TO the infatuated Dash.
10 think exclaimed Dash, that l should
keep that dog-gaSted measly Blank in chickens
for month, while my own family were regal
ing themselves on pork and leans! Bah It's
too bad"
Moral-"Cast out the beam from thy own
eye IN order that thou may see more clearly the
mote that is in thy neighbor's eye
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

An extraor iinary condition OF affairs
exists in this city. aud probably other
southern cities, in the ma ter of New York
exchange. Heretofore. at this season of the
year, when the cotton crop is being marketed
exchange is almost invariably bought and
sold at discount. For some time past the
banks have been buying New York ex-
change at par and selling it at
a premium From this il would
appear that southern merchants are pay
ing up their debts, and southern hanks are
returning the money they borrowed from
northern banks. The recent stringency,
doubtless. severely tested the fina lcial
strength of many southerh firms. but there
has not been a single heavy failure in the
southeastern states.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

Washington society was as5onisaed few
days ago TO learu that Mrs. Leland Stan
ford, wife of the California senator, mad
become Cath lie through the influence of
her private secretary, a Miss Mccarthy.
Owing to her wealth aud social prominence
it caused no slight sensation. as she has been
known as a devout Methodist. While the
story lacks direct confirmation. it is believed
to be true. This excites no little curiosity
to know what course her well-known benev-
olence will hereafter take. She has besn a
liberal patron Of Methodist Institutions, nd
that church will loss valuable friend
should she adopt Cath olicism.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30
A Question OF Veracitv.

The national party of Ireland and the
liberal party of England are getting far Their
apart-at least their leaders are-aad the
farther they get apart the less bright the
prospect for home rule for Ireland becomes.
In our dispatches yesterday appeared
man festo from Mr.. Parnell, the leader of
tho national party, in which he said that
it was the purpose OF the liberals t. merge
tire national party il the liberal party
in fact to virtually wipe out the national
party. He also gave what purported to be
a private conversation be5wee himself and
NJ Gladstone, the leader of the liberal
stone proposed that if the liberals won in
the next election the Irish representation
in Parliament should be cut down from
103 to 81, and also made propositions rela-
tive to the land difficulty in Ireland, the
control of the Irish constabulary, and the
appointment of Irish judges, none of which
were satisfactory to him because they
would benefit Ireland very little
In our dispatches this morning Mr.. Glad
stone. replying to Mr.. Parnell's manifesto,
insists that Mr.. Parnell has put him in a
false position, and that he did not make the
propositions which Mr.. Parnell say she did.
Instead of desiring to merge the national
party in the liberal party he thinks they
ought to remain separate. He intimates
that Mr.. Parnel has done him a great
wrong and the Irish cause injury by making
public a purely private conversation.
1t is difficult to see how the liberals and
the nationalist are to get together again if
DIR. Parnell remains the leader of the ma
tonalists. A rather bitter feeling appears
to be growing up between them. The
liberals will stand by MIR. Gladstone and the
nationalist will be apt to resent the char ge
which Mr.. Gladstone makes that Mr.. Par
nell has not kept as close to the truth as he
ought to in repeating private conversation
between them.
OF course, Mr.. Parnell is responsible for
the threatened disaster TO the home-rule
cause. He occupied position of power
and influence such as no other lrishman
had ever filed. His word was law to the
Irish people. They followed him without
questioning, because they had unbounded
confidence in him. He forfeited that posi-
ton by conduct that makes it impossible
for the great liberal party Of England to
remain an ally of the national party if he
is retained as leader CT the latter party.
He was strong enough to lead Ireland, but
too weak to resist a woman.
| II he really wants the Irish cause to sue
coed he must step aside and let man who
has less Objectionable private record take
his place. 1t is quite evident that be can do
nothing more at present II that cause He
can only do it harm, and if he doesn't retire
Voluntarily it would seem to be the duty of
the friends of Ireland to force him to do so.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

On Dec. the Presidents annual message
will e delivered TO Congress. S5ateme lts
allegi lg that he will therein say: For
heavens sake, boys, gimme a chance for
another whack at this snap" or words to
that effect, are gratuitous, aud without
foundation. Nor does it begin by abiding
to 9TH 8, tne second year of our reign. 4
Why can't people get those important de-
tails straight Say!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

Ingalls, has struck another iridescent
dream. It's bigger than all previous i. d.
he has yet collared. First, he wants to
claim seats in the Kansas Legislature for con-
testants so as to bring him nearly even with
the opposition and then go to Washington
and claim the seat there on the ground that
the legislature which elected his opponent
was Toy his acn Illegally constituted. Such
a scheme isn't likely to succeed even with a
republican majority, for there are some
honest ones. If that isn't stealing seat,
what Is itl
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

Several eminent ladies have lately been
discussing in the North American RsUseU
the gu sion, 'Shall our daughters have
dow iesY' WAT an idle question. Why,
certainly they should have dowries Else
they ore Il bic to get pretty we'll seasoned
before they are married. Dowries boom
the matrimonial msrkst.yimmensely. They
are the chromo inducements that WOO the
susce ltlh'e specala5or TO invest in the con-
nubial lottery.
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AN Element OF streneth.

tTom ne NetC IOrK World IDem.)
The late king of Holland was also Duke of
Limbaugh and the aroma of his private life
strongly recalls this part of his title
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

Kicking is 50 essential to success, these
days, that it is just as well that young men
should learn it at college.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

Chicago has more tribulation. Mr.. Prot
lyman has failed badly He is not the first
pretty maa who has proved an ignominious
failure.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

There is every reason to believe that
Speaker Reed will have out sorry time in
the approaching session Democrats will
be too much disposed to guy him and have
fun with MIN. They may point olt to him
the cold, roomy spot where he will have to
sit after March next.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

Excitement On the frontier DOESN'T seem
to prevent the Gig lr-store Indian from SELL
Jug smoke right along.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

At last accounts Mr.. Parnell was holding
on with both hands. although number Of
patriots are agin him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30
Baby is Official Milk Inspector.
Fr,om the Chicago Nail Nnd.l.

Mrs. Russell Harrison was elected ninth vice
president of the board of lady managers yes
terday. Something ought now to be done for
Baby Mckee.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30
What's the Matt ar with New Jersey,
from TIE Cincinnati Enquirer DENY.

From Tie Cinct1ndti Enquirer Denny
When Koch. Pasteur, Brown Ssquard and
others Of that ilk have driven death from this
glo1e, a I'd the Aalthusian theory is in full sway
then the surplus population will be forced re.
luctantiy to move TO Africa, South America
and NeySda
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

Yale kicked Princeton out even more
roughly than Gould did Adams.
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Reciprocal Regard.

From the Boston Herald (IndO
Bishop Hare says good word for the Indians.
The Indians were always particularly fond OF
hair.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

Here goes for prediction that Senator
Wade Hampton gets tne senatorial per-
Eimmun
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

Juggler Gould has his own peculiar way
Of yanking down Mckinley prices"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

The eye may be the window OF the soul. but
frequently the stock does not come up TO the
window display. -IRd annapolis Journal
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

highlands grand old man appears to have
givel Parnel the grand shaka.
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CURRENT CONNENr.

Mr.. Dana Finds cut Something.
From the Nelc York Sun %.
The democracy is not to be run by its enemies
lon
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-30

RIGHT Now CASH DOES WosDERs-The Sa-
vannah Carriage and Wagon Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISER ENrs-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Found. Personal; Miscellaneous
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