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prrnRnED MoRrGAGEs.

Aexandcr Adolf and Emanuel manu-, .i to o5 AdOph Ans
uT BiSadc t'D SO Isl West ie0-t yc4r 5000
Coleman. Maggie 4. TO Daniel NSL9eh' Ru'I1Iah
Comet william H. aud Jacob \ ZmmcTmann 20
George { Edgar. 94th-st, Of 9AaNe, II months.
'V Carr. John to venabcs Heyman. No 90 sOu'hs'
Cockburn Matte A. to Robinson Gin. S. 13lst'st,
Chernav Henri. To Anna " Irwin. cor OF High
eHaG 6op hc'J JAMS Sla Co. To- rnr1 and Voueht
lst Lots 23S230. map Hyatt Fam, y,gai. SlUVO
.os D and io4 We Vest yeaf,. 81
DOnders Agostno and wife, to Michael Set7 NO Il
fI pwTer Philip to Thos Cornell Beacht Lots and
g. map land OF Cleveland e. a. fonkers demand ~"
n o. Cedarst demand ~ 600.
flanagan, Michael. TO Hugh Camp, trustee West
Ferguson james and WIFE, to Ie,tlo L Fischer S
1o4thst OF 10th-aye, Yrs $1,000 . -. o., a
Fish John; TO Alon1o IeetS l--d'st' OF ''ha'e
ffecs Frederick r. and wife to Albany Savings Bank
billiard George and wife 20 Isabel HnHsrd " y
Goerck.st n OF Delanceyst. yrs. $1,000 - go.
Splitter, Robert ana We 10 ChaS " Noler' NO IL
Same to exr George Jones, 3 108th-st OF 4th-aVe
splitter Robert and wifa to Fanny Bden al. No 1lG
East lOsihst. years $40 600 -. ,oo., . o.
Sane 70 trus Maria Il Barton NO ia East losthst'
''I Sane to Xionzo Monson No us East 1osh.st
Sane To- Ann Morris. No 100 East 1o8thst years
T6ea. Eeene3e 5oS to Jane Rede Of as'h-s' Of
5iooiman sarah 70 Albert Tredlander. o. odave.
6Iica james 70 Nelson NJ whipple Of 93d OF;
''i same to Hertrt Coop o: 98d.st, Of 9h-ave
sane to Louisa wanner OF 03d.st Of 9th.ave 3
Hoefkc Eugene j. and wife to Fanny Z Hoer.el
58d.st. q LeXinrton-ave. year. $1,000.
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Gnrtlon Sales of Real estate.

WALTER C. wOoLLEY. AUCTIONEER.
w CREVIEE & WOOLLIG
will sell at auction WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY ~. a. 10
o'clock noon at the Real Estate Exchange, 80 LDItyst.
EXECUTORS SALE.
by order OF the = the estate o. Onc5ppc
Pacsr. deceased.
II WARREN-ST.. nyc-story brick building, marble
front: size OF lot 25N75 feet.
81 WEST HOUSTON-ST. fDur-story bI!ck building.
with extension: size Of lot 2jX1O0 feet.
Maps and particulars Of DE WITT. IoCKMAN &
DE WITT attorneys for executors 81 Nass,u-st.. or
CREVIER & WOOLLEY, Auct!oncers, I,5lG broadway.
Telephone call. 39th-st 463.
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u s. TNGINEER'S OFFICE. Noon G2, Army
I. npndng .iorf Fcoruny 8 iS2 Ill.,, 80 n NH
/" orloc noon. March g. $500. for tn construction or
less, Of tuhcr aud -tur dNAt IN inc
River Null's Plat. Il miles below Albany
n y The attention of bidders Is Invited 20 acts OF
congress approved February 20, 1880, and February ~
1857 Vol g. page J32 and vol - pag, ~ Statutes ~
Largo specifications blank forms, aud all niorna'
ion npuy 10 The undersigned q. H. GILLESPIE,
'''' Llcut..Col. OF Engineers,
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Gin 11ropertn Go Eet.

A CORNER STORE basement and ul.ccllari 27x102;
"A 1JO MiuiauH-st.. 70 let. possession May J.
rutland & WH!1ING. . B'ctusl-st
4 -121STST. near PIca-autaVc. -1hrrc--tory brown
"A. stone l7l0Nf5; 10 rooms: HrDd tte possession
$500 PORTER CO.. - LIST l2jth--t
TO LET-Ihe very -irabc i.stoi. brcwn~one dwell
ings high sttCiS. ~ Iat 92d--t.. ~ and % East
slst-st., L. 7G and ! 20 MadsOn-ave. Apply 70
ARNOLD. COS ~IABLL CO.. l@th--t and 5t-aN".
8 FIVF.STORY BUILDINGS TO LET in Wa,cr-st.
- Beekuan. suitable for and heater business.
rutland & WHITING. Bcekman-st
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AMERICAN EXPORT & TRADING co
MISSOURI, KANSAS G TEXAS
RAILWAY COMPANY.
REORG1NT/IT ION.

The time for the deposit OF bonds and stock Of the
Company md for the acceptance Of nights hn- been
extended to and including ~ArI KDAN, MARCH /,
1890.
AFTER MARCH I. 1890, PENNITh OF
PER CENT. on the par value of NIL FIVE tNp Nl\
PER CENT bonds and on the SECOND MORTGAGE
INCOME BONDS. aud OF FER tENr. on the par
,nluc The stock will be- impo~edHs condition OF it-
acceptance ~ the Committee.
Copies ~ the reorganization agreement. explaining
the proposed issues Of First nud second mort gnEr
bonds and OF Preferred aud Common stock be Obj
tanned the CENTRAL TRI - COMPANY OF the
City fNcW-l orb.
FEfDFRIC T.. OLCOTT,
jOTI.i FREEMAN,
UfNRN ". POOR,
IuNRN III DGE.
COLGATE HONT,
LOUIS FITZGERALD.
COMMITTEE
G.s. ELLIS. SECRETARY.
81 WALI~ST.
As.cnfed 10 the Olcou plan behalf Of the Amsier
dam Committee representing over S5,00OO0O OF ~
aud 6s subcct ratification of dcpositor> Friday,
the ifh inst. ~. j. DE MARE/ OVENS.
Ncw- orb, Feb 10, 1890.
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Real estate iDanteo.

A WANTED.
"A. Houses rent and for sale, furnished and uniur
nished no charge for registering
80 33d-st
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REAL ESTATE.
RUsINESS AT THE EXCHANGE.

ONLY one sale at auction was made at the kcai
r.totc Exchange yesterday. 1t wa' under foreclosure
srd consisted of full lot in Concolda'e' west Oh
a'u tonavc. The plaintiff in the suit bought 1t Tor
bO"o rho Suh-C ommittcc on Rapid Transit met
81 decided TO telegraph the Joint COMMITTEE on
4pnilroads at Albany that the Exchange was h3t ACc
htnIIo"ed hut desired to be heard at some lutuIc
meeting. 49,. - ro,,.i,, mot aud considered
-, ~ LIN ON personal taxation and taxation OF mort
me- nc IN They will report against both bills tOud9'
New-Yo7k. Monday, February 10.
The following sale made at the Exchange ana Auc'
don Room to-day; ,,.-,,oton.ave.
o,xluO; Lewis DclnOcc, Sl,1OO
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~ CONTRACTORS.

PROPOSALS FOR FURNISHING MATERIALS AND
PIEFONNlNr WORK ~ IHE t!:tC Ion ~ - -
COMPLLIION o. TIE NEW CRIMINAL COtK
EIIIDlAG. PURSUANT TO CHAPIES 81, LA"9
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Eotels.

tFor other small ads. scc 9th paeo)
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Commissioners
OF the
Sinking Fund.
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Miss Hchan. Mrs.. Gilbert, Mr.. Drew,
| Mr.. Lewis, &C., Sc, IN the cast.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20
HAENAR'S JERSEY.
BY CLARA NJ. HOWARD.

= -
"A nhe Jersey. "ai' yes sH'
enc maze the r!2it Kuid o SUI
Ibay her. An, no. sIr'
1ou haEeh money enun.
-oeh.ie: 10 me she anus DIN So
nut she nat. nei! ike pizen'
Al 10 sho" IL ahe never oih sio"'
v., mn sfr.
10 mix her you never "ouiu uy'
.er jest iet 'aDcI coihs n'SH net
an al sec no" shS II IL. hei .,.,7yy-.
W 1io" uoes aly HhO" INV 'he .t,,
val sr. ane hhONs ip1ie Sou 'H4nN'
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20
A DOCTORS CONFESSION.
He Doesn't Take Much Medicine
and Advises the Reporter Not To.

"Humbug? OF course it is. The
so-called science of medicine is hum
bug and has been from the time of
Hippocrates to the present. Why, the
biggest crank in the Indian tribes is
the medicine man."
Every frank was the admission, es-
pecialiy so when it came from one OF
the biggest young physicians of the
city, one whose practice is among the
thousands, though he has been gradu-
ated but few years." says the Buffalo
Courier. ''Very coy was his office
too, with its cheerful CRATE fire, its
Queen Anne furniture. and It's many
lounges and easy chairs. He stirred
the fire lazily, lighted fresh cigar,
and went on"
''Take the prescriptions laid down in
the books and what do You find: Poi
sons mainly, and nauseating stufTs,
that would make healthy man an in
valid. Why in the world science
should go to poisons for its remedies L
cannot tell, nor can 1 find any one who
can
''How does doctor know the effect
OF his medicine." he asked. He
calls, prescribes, and goes away. The
only way to Judge would be to stand
over ths bed and watch the patient.
This cannot be done. so, really. /
don't know how he Is going to tell
what good or hurt he does. Some
time ago. you remember. the Boston
Globe sent out reporter with a stat
ed set OF symptoms. He went to
eleven prominent physicians and
brought back eleven different prescrip-
tions. This Just shows how much
science there is in medicine"
There are local diseases o. various
characters for which nature provides
positive remedies. They may not be
included in the regular physicians list,
perhaps, because of their simplicity
but the whence OF their curative pow
er is beyond dispute. Kidney disease
is cured 10y Warmers Safe Cure, a
strictly herbal remedy. Thousands OF
persons. every year, write as does II. }.
Gardiner. of Pontiac, II. L., August Z,
1890.
"A few wears ago / suffered more
than probably ever will lie known
loutside OF myself. with kidney and
liver complaint. 1t is the old story
/ visited docter after doctor, but to no
avail. | was at Newport. and DR..
Blackman recommended Warmers Safe
Cure. commenced the use of it. and
found relief imme lately. Altogether
i took throe bottles, and | truthfully
state that il cured me-"
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

spider webs of jet and of gold on cloth,
holding in their meshes insects with
cleaning bodies representing precious
stones, and with gauzy wings of brill
liant metal.
The first illustration shows a hat
with low crown, over which are laid
simple folds of velvet, the brim slightly
shortened in the back, giving it scoop
effect. The material is velvet in the
Stanley brown shade. A high, full
bow of the brown velvet and golden-rod
yellow epengle ribbon ornament The
back. About the edge OF the broad
brim is a three-inch space between
golden wires which is filled in with
forget-me-nots in golden-rod yellow,
so placed that they form a lace-like
open edge.
The other hat in this same illustra-
ton is in black velvet, lace and Jet.
As felt was fashionable material dur
ing the summer, lace will be worn
during the winter. The brim of this
hat is jetted in a delicate design and in
the back is high bunch of cocks
feathers curving toward the front.
This style is particularly becoming to
a full, round face.
The Spanish turban shown in the
second illustration is the very essence
of coquetry. Above the round, dim
pling face of the girl with glancing
eyes it is simply irresistible. The ma
terial is soft, gray-brown velvet, and
gold and silver passementerie. The
broad, soft crown is of the Tam
O'Shanter shape and the close brim
has roll of velvet around the edge,
with open spaces alternating with
straps of velvet and passementerie ex-
tending from the edge to the crown.
The English round hat. which is the
companion of the Spanish turban in
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20
Mem. Con.

A member of the House of Commons
had been paving attention to young
lady for a long time. and had taken her
to the House until she was well posted
in the rules. On the last day of that
session, as they came out, he bought
her bouquet of flowers and said
to her:
MAY I offer you my handful of
fowers?"
She replied promptly: Il move to
amend by emitting all after the word
hand"
He blushingly accepted the amend
ment, and they adopted it unanimously.
Pick. Ne Up.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

reaches its acme IN the realm OF lats,
bonnets, and toques. AS to design,
everything that belongs either to earth
or air is represented. There are also
numerous ornaments which could not
be classed under the head of craven
images, as they certainly are 10. in
-the likeness of anything that is in
heaven above, or the earth beneath, or
the waters under the earth" There
are also jeweled cloths for crowns;
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20
HOw'S This 1!

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward
for any case of catarrh that cannot be
cured 10y taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY X Co, Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known f. j.
Cheney for the last ID years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tions, and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
NEST d TRUAX, Wholesale Druggists, Tole-
90, o.
E,LDISG, KISNAS & MARVIN, Wholesale
d.: ,gCists. Toledo, o.
iIdli'- ratarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting ,ctly upon the blood and mucous
surface Of the system. Testimonials sent
free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all drug
gists.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20
Vigorous Men and Women.

The vigorous are those who pay attention
to the laws of health. of which one of the
foremost is, Take care of your digestion.
Should temporary attack of that enemy,
dyspepsia, surprise you, foil his subsequent
assaults with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
From the stomach come the fundamental
supplies which minister to vigor, and,
Thoroughly transmitted into blood actively
circulated. are the maintenance of the sys-
item. Paliid in countenance, nervous, at
itehuated in figure appetiteless, poor sleep
ers. are the dyspeptic. Reinforced and
built up by the great stomachic. the wan and
the thin increase IN color and in bulk. ap-
petite improves, nervous symptoms disap-
pear. sleep grows tranquil and refreshing,
and the intranquility of mind and despond-
.ency notable in invalids gives place to light
heartedness, capacity for racy enjoyment
of the good things of this life. Use the
iBitters for malarial, bilious, rheumatic and
kidney troubles.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20
HONORING A GREAT POET.

A Bust of Sidney Lanier Unveiled al
Macon, Ga.
The bust of Sidney Lanier, the dis
tinguished Southern poet, given to the
city of Macon by his brother, Charles
Lsnier, was unveiled in that city re-
Gently. The ceremony was attended
by a large concourse Of people, to
whom the name of the dead poet is
household word. Sidney Lanier was
but thirty-nine years of age when he
died in 1881. He had enlisted in the
Southern army at the breaking out Of
the war, and all through the campaigns
in which he took part he occupied his
leisure hours in the study of languages,
music and poetry. He was captured
by the Federals in December. 1864,
and the hardships he endured as q
prisoner of war brought on consump-
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

HE millinery world
;certainly seems to
be going ornament
mad. Within the
memory o + living
woman there b a S
not before prevailed
su ch elaboration
an d showiness of
ornamentation. The
mock-jewel ia d o 1
the present Sc ason
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20
Food for consumptIyes.

SCOTS Emulsion Of Cod Lirer Oil ,rith Hy-
pophosphites is a most wonderful food. 1t
not only gives strength and increases the
flesh, but heals the irritation of the throat
and lungs. Palatable as milk, and IN all
wasting diseases. both for adults and chill
.dren, is marvellous food and medicine.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

the illustration, is particularly be-
coming style. The wrinkled brim soft
ems the effect about the hair and the
six black tips in the back, with q
broad-cut jet buckle at the side, gives
1t a stylish finish
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

GERMAN homeopathists say that salt
destroys the teeth. French doctors say
il clears the blood. American doctors
don't mention the matter, but charge it
in the bill.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

For SALE-A secondhand bank counter at
one-hdif udIue. This is a good chance for some
small bank to get good Counter very Cheap. En-
iquire of Pig. NOEL,
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

"Wnen the robins nest again." she said,
81 suppose my cold will get WE'LL" So he
felt very sad. but suddenly bethoughs him of
DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup. The cough was
cured and those two were happy.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

Do your clothes last as they used to? If
not, you must be using a soap or uashing
potcdcr that rots them. Try the good old
fashioned Dobbins' Electric Soap, perfectly
pure to-day as in 1865.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

ton, of which he ultimately died.
Many of his poems are worthy of q
place among the classics, both because
of their metrical perfection and the
wealth of their imagery.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20
A NEW black spot has baen ar

A NEW black spot has been approach
ing the great red spot which has been
visible on the surface of Jupiter for q
dozen years, and according to Mr.. A.
S. Williams, seems likely to pass either
over or under the latter,
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

People call it backache and do nothing for
it until the doctor is called in and he pro-
nounces It rheumatism. If they had used
Salvation Oil in time the doctors bill could
have been saved.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

Old Gent-Well. my little son, did
you try keeping diary, as 1 told you
Little boy-Yessir; here it is.
Old gent looks over it and reads:
Jan. Went in swimming.
Jan.2--Went fishing.
Jan. 3-Too hot to 60 anywhere.
Jan. Went and got some ice
cream.
Jan. Guess I'll stop keeping q
diary. Too hot to write.-Street G
Smiths Good Ne,cS.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

The tramp begging bread at a boarding
house is open and above board in his state
ments
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

He: 81 have about made up my mind to
enter the army" She: but suppose there
should be a war!"
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

College bred boys are not always the most
succ essful, but they generally have The most
g.,
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

''Did you tell Skittles that was an infa-
nous liar:" NO, did rot. Quite the re-
verse, in fact. / said you were famous one. -
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

At the Science Examination: O.: Which
Is the best known insrlator? A.: Poverty.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

Kisses are like an actress diamonds. The
ofterfer fney ssjzeu tass uetsss Aasin Uw,z-
ems Sire pleased.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

The soft postal cards make fairly .gooo
ink blotters, but are most too expensive N
lbe used for that purpose.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

A Sore Throat Cough, if suffered to
progress, often results in an incurable throat
or lung trouble. ''Bro,cn's Bronchial Tro-
ches' give instant relief.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

The Congressional Record Is publication
that contains what congressman would have
seid in the heat of debate if they had gwen
their words second thought.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

"Mabel, dearest, do You think l could
make you happy?" II should think so; Mrs
jenkins husband did her" how, de
insured his life for $40, 900 then died.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

The floating population is large at seaside
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20
ORNAMENTS ON HATS.

Elaborate and Snowy Millinery Is the
Rule for This FaIl-Four Fashionable
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

1t will be noticed in the issues OF the sea-
son that the oyster does not need three X $
Ito strengthen its campaign. One Is quite
sufficient.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

The latest form of ocean breakers is the
record breaker
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

q Unless a man has character that won't
show ilirt he would better keep out of poll
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

Ihs 1aEylulnEtl6 y y 3, s - -
was sold ii Paris q T. u 90. n
coat worn BY Charles Xu at the bat-
tie of Pultows brought over $100, 600.
A wig that once belonged to Sterne,
the great English writer. was sold at
public auction at London Q few years
ago for $1.O5O. In 1916 tooth of Sir
Isaac Newton was purchased by q
nobleman for $3.50. The buyer had
a costly diamond removed from his ia
vorite ring and the tooth set in its
place.
DOUBLING the Horn-EiQ m nm
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

When Baby was sick we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child. she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria,
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

81 understand you own baby" "You're
mistaken. I'm only its father"
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

An opera to be a rare treat must be well
done.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

DOUBLING the Horn-Fll m up
again.
Thomas County cat., 1890-11-20

He's lettin' the farm run down:
His hearts not in his work, sir,
An he's allus longin' fer town.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-06-03
MsELaEEs WINE OF cARpu; for Weak Nerve
An Indian Plot.

Bushyhead, the Cherokee chief, has
been in Washington this winter and
was one day met on the street by an old
acquaintance, says correspondent OF
the Brittle.
"Look here, Bushyhead," said this
acquaintance "Im afraid you are up
to some mischief. Why are you stay.
ing in Washington so long ?"
81 am here for my people," replied
Bushyhead.
"What are you doing for your peo-
ple?"
The old chief drew his friend aside
and, effecting secrecy, said: Il am
lobbying for Senator Morgan's scheme
to send the negroes back to Africa.
"What have your people TO do
with that?"
"Why," said Bushyhead, "when We
have succeeded in deporting the ne
groes then we will introduce bill to
deport the white people That will
put the country in the hand of its
rightful owners.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-06-03
Cranks Not all Dead.

A little before noon to-day the BA
ZOO business office was called up Oh
! the telephone and the following mes
/. slge rec lived
Meet at $50 p. m. to execute
justice 10 one Of the most foul and I'm.
natural murderers that ever lived"
The one receiving the message ell.
deavored to learn the identity of the
person talking, but did not succeed
in the undertaking.
To him who sent the message
If you did it for a joke, the joke is
not appreciated and no one will laugh.
If you are trying TO raise a mob to
take summary vengeance upon old
man Williamson, you are not a good
citizen, and deserve to be in Jail with
Williamson. Seda|ia aud Pettis
county is a law abiding community.
Old man Williamson will receives fair
trial, and get the punishment that
the law meets out to him, and
it will be a sore hour for any
man or Get of men to undertake to
take him from the officer of the law.
Sheriff Smith is brave man and will
defend the old man against the
vicious or the cranks.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-06-03
Children Cry for
Pitchers CastoFia.
Ii Was Intimidation

1t was in University place. a boy,
preceded by a dog, was crossing by
one of the paths, when he encoun.
tered a woman, proceeded by small
er dog. The two CANNES halted. So
did their respective owners. The
animals looked at each other fixedly
from distance of six feet, each with
his tail waving over his back, and
each uttering low growls.
Call off your dog" exclaimed the
woman, as she saw the situation.
"Call of yours" replied the boy.
"Can't you restrain your dog! she
demanded in high key.
''He amt dom nuthin'."
eyes, he is; he's intimidating my
Fido."
"But your Fido is givin' him sass.
l amt goin' to restrain my dog when
your dog is a-saying he kin lick him
with one hand tied behind him.,
Here, Fido; haven't you more
care for your reputation than to face
such a low-down dog as that? Come
here, this Instant! | shall punish
you for this!"
Here, Shakespeare said the boy,
As he gave his dog little kick, you
tackled one jist like him last fall, and
you had Indigestion for two months.
He amt alive he's jist pretendin' to
be. He's q stuffed lamb with q dogs
tail glued on, and the woman works
him with string. Come along with
me, and I'll show you a reg'lar live
dog down here. New York Sun.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-06-03
A SOMNAMBULIST.
Patsey Martin Hangs Himself
Ont a Second Story Window
and Drops to the Ground.

Patsey Marlin, of SO East Third
street is somewhat of somnambulist.
He arose from his couch some time
during last night and hung himself
out the window of his room which is
in the second story. When be
awakened he was banging by his
hands, kicking the air with his
feet. He attempted to climb
back into the room but
lost his hold and fell to the ground,
striking feet first. He picked himself
up and went into the house, and,
upon examination, found the injuries
sustained were a dislocated toe on his
right foot and a slight cut between
the toes.
Martin is employed by the NJ, K. d
T. as tracklayer and has been in the
hospital for some with sprained back
from where he was discharged yester-
day and to which pace he will prob
ably have to return today.