Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-10-07

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WHEN the religion of the fathers Is so
rigid as to encourage the children to practice
deceit, 'twere better to drop family prayers.
POLITICS promise to De up Hill work in New
York.
PEOPLE with a troubled conscience sleep as
well on straw as on beds of down.
In the summer time she had oftime strolled
On the shore of the moonlit bay,
And listened to stories of lands and gold.
Poured from the lips of lover bold,
Who had such a winning way.
Then the season ended, the parting came
goodby kiss. friendship ring,
Are sole reminders that in life's game
Hearts can be singed when love is afame
And Cupid is on the wing.
IT IS absolutely certain that Pittsburg will
be doomed by the tariff bill. We have every
facility for manufacturing anything, gentlemen.
The early arrivals get the pick of sites, you
know.
CINCINNATI Councilmen can be bought with
brooms, busters and mops. These will hardly
be used to clean their records, however.
THE practical Joker is the fellow who likes
fun at the other fellows expense.
IF some women wore less jewels and finery
their faces and figures would bs more ad-
mired.
SIMPLICITY cannot be counterfeited as easily
as pride.
haI 10 a had fauotpina traj
But the gum-chewing and cigarette-smoking
habits are, girls.
You cannot convince deaf and dumb per-
son that silence is golden.
IMAGINATION can be stretched without
breaking but it's only imagination after all.
THE die to stamp the badge to be worn by
honest men has not yet been cut.
THE Count Of Paris went to Philadelphia
yesterday. He is in need of rest. you know.
THE Poles on the Southside cannot be buried
until they die. They can be taught to obey the
law, however. Inspector McKelvey should be
congratulated for his work in this direction.
WHEN blizzards gather near the Pole
And sweep across the snow,
The grizzly hunts his snug, warm hole,
And sleeps while cold winds blow.
But man, to meet the racing chill
For Jack Frost is a sprinter-
Stocks up with rum and quinine pill,
And keeps awake all winter.
MEAL is the main material for meals in poor
Ireland now, instead of mealy potatoes.
SPEAKER REED splintered his desk and al
most split his party at the same time.
ArERo, the new Spanish dancer, can kick
higher than Carmencita. 1t is needless to state
that she is drawing the greatest crowd.
THE old saying, "If it rains before seven it
will quit before II, +" proved correct yesterday.
1t was miserable day for all that.
THERE are good grounds for complaint about
Southside water.
THE prayer of the worshiper clad, in home
spun will reach its destination just as quickly
as the supplication of the broadcloth clad
church-goer.
CHILDREN of the fancy are fed on brain
food, we suppose.
A SQUARE man is an all-round sort of tel- |
low.
THE Delamater ship will undoubtedly steer !
clear of the Lea shore during the present gale. |
THAT Richmond editor who wants the white |
folk to snub the President and let the colored |
folk entertain him is evidently affected by |
choler.
BEN BUT-ERwoRTH says mortgage is not |
who gets the interest.
If wealth was evenly distributed toll could |
be evenly divided.
THE two young Alabama farmers who run |
down and cornered green goods men in New
York, gave Mr.. Byrnes' detectives nice little |
lesson in thief taking.
THE wicked should remember that the devil |
will ask for his pound of flesh when the !. o. |
U.'s fall due.
THE operations of the boodlers promise to
bring Cincinnati into prominence again. It's
the first big hog deal there since Chicago stole
the trade of PorkOpolis
A GREAT many people who return thanks
will not return an umbrella.
SCIENCE now keeps us all on a trot
After newest things under the sun;
First nickels were dropped in slot,
But now they are placed in a gun.
PETTY jealousies threaten to delay and per-
haps wreck the Worlds Fair. If they are not
brushed aside it may end IN a disgraceful affair.
No COMPLAINT is made about short meas
ure when we have peck of trouble.
IF more attention was paid to cultivating the |
science of silence instead of the gift of CAB the
world would be the gamer.
THE Count of Paris has doubtless realized by
this time that republics are not always un-
grateful WILLIE WINKLE.
THE PRESIDENTS OLD BRIGADE.