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The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29
areatly overwOrked
Device.

Some wicked paragrapher suggest
ed tho other day that Mr. Cleveland
should have his letter and speech
stereotyped. II was good sugges-
ton, hoEever intesded. For the
theft" of the letter, whether TO po.
litical club, sewing society, tariff
reform league or bric-a.brac col.
lector, has one and the same purpose.
So with the speech. 1t says: "I'm
not to be forgotten. l would prefer
that the Democracy fix it's thought
on better man, but I'm sure it can't
find him. Hence, l am yours truly,
g. C." The speech WAS brought out
Yesterday, again. at "a public meet
ing called by the trustees of the New
York Circulating Library" The let.
ter will do duty again today, or to-
morrow at furthest. The keep.be-
fore-the- people plan of campaign Is
overworked bv the ex- President. He
won't believe it, OF course, but it's
true.-Utica Herald.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29

Neal Mclean infoms this office
that two of his fine cows have died
from the effects of eating poson-d
meat which was placed in the Sand
Aroya for coyotes. There has been
altogether too much promiscuous
scattering of poison throughout these
parts 1t has been dropped in and
about town and OR every section for
miles around. Where stry chnine i.
used away from the settlement. and
used jndicIously there can he no rea-
sonable objections TO it. But when
a whole raft of the town boys pro-
cure it and throw it about in a reek
less manner 1t becomes II nuisance at
once. The poisoning of some valua,
BILE dogs and of Mr.. McLean's cows
are some of the evil rssults.-Spring.
field Herald.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29

If Senator St.nford's scheme shall
result in giving a chance to the men
that need it, equal to that of the men
of millions, that gentleman will re.
ceive the thanks of the voters Of the
country, without regard to politics.
If the agrlculturist has ever had a
hundrcdth part of the show that the
capitalist has had. nobody has ever
yet heard of it.-Pueblo Review.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29

An editor once sent \ pair of trou.
sers to his tailor to be repaired. The
tailor found $500 in a roll in his
pocket and returned it. receiving the
thanks of the owner thereof. When
we send pair of trousers to our tailor
to he reconstructed and he finds $500
in the pocket and returns it. we al
ways tell him to keep the trousers
for his honesty. which is the best
policy.-Ingalls Messenger.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29

Nv mortgage. tits of thee, thou
source of misery, of thee l sing. /
some times am afraid I'll never get
thee paid, oonfounded thing. I'll
tell thee what I'll do: If ever l get
through without being broke, I'll
watch with keen delight as thou goes,
out of sight in curling smoke. A
heavy burden; yet. although l toll
and sweat. and cave and foam, with
out thy friendly aid never could
have made my farm, my home En-
poria Republican.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29
Banana Line.

Free reclining chair-cars are run
via Santa Fe Route" between Den
yer, Colorado Springs, Pueblo, To-
peka, Kansas City. FIT. Madison,
Gilesburg and Chicago. Two trains
daily between all eastern and west
ern points. Fast line to San Diego,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
Pullman Tourist Cars for all Califor-
MIA points. Shore Line to City of
Mexico. Round trip tickets on sale
at reduced rates to all principle Tex
as, Pacific and Gulf Coast points, al
so City of Mexico. Direct line to
the celebrated Las Vegas Hot Springs
New Mexico.
Colorado Headquarters for tina
popular line 1900 Lawrence ST. Dem
yer, Colo.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29

a letter from Shakespeare. Kan
sas. states that while the little ear.
old daughter of Joseph Frank was
herjing her fathers cattle short
distance from home. they went into
ravine. the little girl stopping TO
play at a small pool of water near by.
While there large black eagle drop
ped down within few feet of her
and commenced TO drink. Nothing
daunted, the little girl picked up a
stone and threw it at his eaglrship,
striking him en- the head and causing
instant death. When measured from
tip to tip of wings, the bird was
found to be tribe less than eleven
feet and weighed IL! pounds.-At-
lauta Journal.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29
Bulo<1ziag Tobacco.

!
Colonel Ingersoll ut the tobacco manufact
urers' banquet
have loved it all my life, that il,
since | was ten wears old, and | liked
the first chew of old plug | put into
NV mouth ~ wei! as do now. There's
too much hypocrisy about the use of
tobacco; thousands use it and lie
about it, want you to use it and
defend ills use. because 1t adds some
thing TO the value and happiness OF
| life. In spite of the thaniers of III.
pul pit and the anathemas of physi
rlan-. its use is increasing, aud this
il because the brain of man Graves IT
What would We do without it? Think
of waiting for a train without tnbac.
ca! Think of crouchiny IN the dead
ly riff pit without tobacco! What
would those do who add value to life
by spanning the world with rainbows
OF fancy, without tobacco? All use
tobacco, and are better for il. Have
The courag of YOUR happiness and
defend it, u-e.
"Tobneco is a luxury, and on that
account | want the tax on it removed.
No matter what neccssarirs cost. l
want cheap luxurirs. They say luz
uries should he taxed because the
rich pay for them. Whv. labor pays
all the taxes in the world! 1t is the
only solvent thing beneath the -tar>,
The diamonds which glisteu on the
bosom of beauty are paid for by la
Dor. | want tobacco absolutely free
in these United States. Some want
poor devils to do the work in this
world and smoke in the next. /
want them to smoke III this. The
fumes which arose from the pipe of
peace of the Indian were as different
from the clouds of war as heaven
aud hell-are there any such places?
Tobacco is the best pint that
grows on the face Of the nrih. Per
sonally, ! would rather do without
any other vegetable. l pity the an
clients. who had to do without it, and
| envy Columbus, who was the first
European to see it's smoke rise over
TIE siir isle of Cuba This new
world has gwen no better gift to
mankind than the celestial leaf.
Gentlemen, give us straight good,
and future generations will rise up
and call you blessed"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29

II seems to be quite possible that
the swoIlow will prove successful
rival to the carrier pigeon in Its pc
culiar line of service. The idea of
demonstrating this little feathered
favorite has oeen taken up in France,
the exiyencies of war having sug
gested the possibility of Its useful
ness. A Frenchman has been exper-
imenting with the birds for years.
Tie has managed TO tame them and
make them love their cage, so they
return to it after few hours liberty
The birds spend the winter at their
home and do not change thair resi-.
d-nce with the change OF season.
The speed of these messengers can
be judged from u single experiment.
An un trained swollow, having lis
nest or a farm near Roubaix. was
caught and taken In a Gage TO Paris,
where it was set at liberty. In less
than an hour and halt 1t was back
at the farm. 1t had passed over n
little more than 55 miles, in 90 nin.
utes. 1t is asserted that the trained
ones will do still bctter-Y S
Companion.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29
IN CHICAGO,

"I'm really delighted to meet you,
Mrs. Bronson; and how is Mr.. Bron-
son?"
VERY we'll, indeed"
docs he snore as loud As he used
to?"
"Madams?"
"Oh. don't get angry. l was his
wife ny his first marriage. and loved
him well We were divorced in
1877. ."-Youth'r Companion.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29
The egg trade of Colorado has he

The egg trade of Colorado has he
come quite gigantic in its proper
tons. Besides the eggs produced in
every barn and farm yard in the
state, last year two hundred thousand
dollars worth were brought in from
abroad. The eggs of the state in
1889 were worth more than the
whoat by long odds..-Trinidad News.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29

Mssdam-s John E. and L. F. God
dug, Ben Reed, and Miss Carter,
left yesterday for Michigan, on visit
to relatives and friends.-Rocky
Ford Watermelon.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29

Get thee behind me. Satan," is
said by some people because they
feel like they need little pushing
Washington Star.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1890-03-29
Californ1a. D,soursion..

Are you going to California? If
SC, read the following. and find out
how much it will cost you, and what
you can get for your money: The
SANTA FEE ROUTE runs
weekly excursions (everY friday
from Kansas City and points west TO
San Francisco. Los Angeles, San
Diago and other Pacific Coast pc,pts.
The ticket rates are the regular aec-
ond-class srates-S35-trom the Mis-
souri, River to principal California
points. Pullman Tourist Sleeping
Cars are furnished. These cars run
through, without change, from Kan
sas CITY to destination. The charge
for berths is remarkably low, being
$500 for double berth from Kan
sas City to California. The Pullman
Company furnish mattresses, bed
ding. curtains and all sleeping car ac-
cessories, including the services of a
porter, with each car. The parties
are personally conducted by expert
enced excursion managers, who give
every attention 10 passengers, lnsur-
ing their comfort and convenience.
For more complete information re-
garding these excursions, rates tick
cts, sleepILg-car accommodations,
dates. etc, address
GEO T. NICHOLSON. G. P. j. T. A,
A., I. i S. r. R. X.
ropsks, Kansas,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05
The Idaho supreme Cesrt.

sWC 1OOssW c"Vs1sOO WV"
The oath Of Office WAS yesterday id
mi"ister.d to the judgss-elect to the
Supreme Court OF Idaho by Hon. E.
J. Curtis, Secretary of State.
The judges then proceeded to de-
termioe by lot the rrspec,ive lengths
OF their terms with the following re-.
suit:
Judge I. N. Sullivan, Of Alturss
county, drew the shortest term, which
is for a period of two years, and there
by becomes Chief Justice Of Idaho as
provided in the Constitutions; Judge
10. w. Huston, Of Ad. county, drew
tho tour year term and will succeed
to the Chief Jus,iceship 1t the close
Of Judge Sullivan's term. Judge
John 7. Morgan, OF Bingham County.
drew the longest tenn OF six years
and will have to wait four years before
succeeding to the dignity Of Chief
Justice.
The time for holding the first term
of the Supreme Court will be fixed
By act Of the Legislature.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05
THE DOLLAR COLUMN

Advertisements net exceeding inch Tor ten
nss Of email sype) In length viii be inss rted in
THE column for one dollar per week. atty cent?
the hSst insertion and II enty 1--we cents each I'd.
ditonsl insertion-psysble In sdsancel
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05
4 Safe l0vessueot

Is one which Il guaranteed to bring
you sxtisf 1tory results, or In case Of
failure u return Of purchase price. On
this safe plan you can buy from our adj
vertised druggist bottle Of Or. Kings
New discovery for Consumption. 1t Is
guaranteed to bring relief in every case,
when used for any affection OF Throat,
Lungs or Chest, such ~ Consumption,
Inflammation Of Lungs, Bronchitis,
Asthma, Whoop:ng Cough, Group. etc.,
etc. 1t Is pleasant and agreeable to
taste, perfectly safe, and can always be
depended upon. Trial bottles fee 1T
Hewitt & Brown drugstore.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05

Commercial Organisations, towns
and cities are requested to in.me.
dis'ely choose their representatives,
and forward names to Chas. A. Clark,
S+osetary Of Boise City Board Of
Trade, that this committee NAV to
some extent designate persons to pre-
pare addresses upon specisl topics.
CHAs. A. CLARK,
GEO. l.. ShorP,
RICHARD Il Johnson,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05

.,sa1onat,.. RISING STAR LODGE, No. -. I. o.
e o. F.. hclds regular NEE tnRs RvxlY
WEDNESDAY EVENING. in Associ alton
Hail. At 80 O'Clock. Visiting breth.
ern are cordially invited to attend.
Z A. FRIEDMAN. n &.
D. ". FiscIxs. Recording Secretary.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05

osly few months axo these romping. rosy.
encekeJ taASos were puny. delicate. pale. s;ckly
eirb. ny the aid Of DIR. Piercc's world famed
tarortte Prescription. they have bioseomcd
out into beautiful, plump. hale. hearty. ctrons
young women.
"favorit- Prescription 10 an invigoratinR.
restorative tonic and as . regulator and pro-
notsr Of functional sction At that critical
period Of change from girihood to woman
hood. It IS u perfectly aafe remedial agent. and
can produce only good results. Il Is care
fully compounded, BY an experienced and
ekiiiful physician. and adapted to voman's
delicate organization. II u purely vegetable
q IL composition end perfectly harmless IL
any condition OF the system. 1t imparts
strength TO the whole system. For over
worked. "worn-out." rundown" debilitated
eraehers- iniiiincss. cres9nakcrs seamstrcaseA,
~Soop-SistA AsiiSekoepers. nursing mOtherA
End feeble women eencraiiy. Or. Picrce's
FAvostts Prescription y the greatest earthly
eoon. beng aneqnaied ~ N appctiz,ng cor-
Dial and sastorsfivs tonic. u 10 the only
medicine Tor women. sold 10y dru9gistA under
2 positive g.arssfse fsass the fsetnrsra.
chat II will give aatis4a0tioo il 0vesy casa.
cs money VII BE- sefuNded. This xvirantAo
- bcca faithfully carried ouy for many yeass.
copynehi, tass. ~ wosLbs iss- Nso. Asrs.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05

HALEY LODGE. No. l, A. o. u. " :. NEE n In
Association Hail. the FIRST and THIRD MoxpAYs In
each month, st7 30 O'Clock. p. m. All workmen
In good standing are cordially invited to attend.
p. AOTHEEWELL, II. ".
l. ". GARRETT. Recorder.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05

GENERAL AGENTS mske 5000 to $500 Ne,
NJ year. eanvasscrs = to $40 per dsy selling
The exclusive right t. sell this shoe in apy terri.
tory - valuable monopoly. Our system Of sell.
Ing this shoe 10 new and original. Address. with
Salem No0o. W.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05
$500 Reward.
Male Help Wanted.

can SALARY. SO EXPENSES IN ADVANCE.
WV allowed each month. Steady employ meut
At home or travelling. No soliciting. Duties de-
liverinG and making collections. No postal cards.
Address wish stamp. HAFEk CO.. Etqua. Ohio.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05

frsnsse4s . eeneSsl banking bustaees.
Buys and sells drafts o. the priDeipal cttass 81
the United States
Draws exchange On all pssss Of Europe.
Advances medo ~ Ores gold and silver bullion.
Car ful ettenticn given ~ collections. and ~
mitta0ees moAeon day Of payment.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1890-11-05
WOOD RIVER TINES
HALEY. IDAHO.
CvNNERCtAL CONVENTION.

At the request of Boards Of Trade
in Southern Idaho, the Directors o:
the Boise City Board Of Trade, on
October 8, 1890, appointed the under
signed . committee t. call and make
arrange ments for an assembly of rep.
sesentative men to consider the busi-
ness interests of our State. Public
attention is therefore invited to this
notice:
A convention to consider the com.
mercial interests of the Stat. Of Idaho
- hereby called TO meet At the City
Hall, Boise City. on Tuesday. the 9th
day OF December, 1890, At : o'clock
p. m.
Each Board of Trade or other com.
mercial body within this State is in.
sited to send three delegates; and
the people OF towns and cities having
no commercial orgsnizatiLns are also
invited to send three delegates for
each such town or city.
Among the topics to be discussed
will he:
I. The organization Of q State
Emigration Bureau;
?. Representation at the Co!um.
bian Fair.
). The powers and duties Of the
State in securing surve Us Of its land,
the protection Of the forests, aud tie
location Of water rig t. for State lands.
/. Ou,h, rsilwa, tariffs to be lin
tied by law?
5. lndu ,ements for manufactures
in this State.
6. Should this convention form q
permanent organization.
Z. A memorial placing the recon
mcndations of this Convention before
the State Legislature aud the Cover.
nor.
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-03
HOW IT WORKED

Good morning, Jack why | haven't
seen you for month past. What in the
world IS the matter with you Yon seem
to have renewed your youth"
" Well Phil. | have Don't YOU remem-
Der the last time | saw YOU, how mlsera-
bic was Sick and blue, and in that
sort of mood man gets sometimes when
he feels the most noble thing in life is to
go straight to the devil"
" Not so bad as that, | nope at all
events you didn't go that way you are
looking far too happy and hearty"
Ihank goodness, no or rather. thank
vinegar Bitters. Do you remember that
day saw you last, when you recommend
ed that remedy to me so persistently, and
l was first vex.d and then half convinced
| remember it perfectly. and you
needn't say another word upon the sub
iect; your looks tell me that you took the
medicine"
" No doubt of it: everybody remarks
upon my improved looks and temper but
must really tell you all about it. got
the old style, as you recommended, and
didn't mind the bitter taste at all. | fin
ished the bottle in about two weeks, and
was greatly improved, so much so that
| determined ta change off and try the
new style.
d" Wei, how did you like itEN
" You told me your wife preferred tn
new style, believe; well, must say Iagre
with her. like the old style very much
but the new is a finer, smoother, more ex
pensive preparation"
" believe it is in fact. | have heard
50, and | wonder the Mcdonald Drug
Company sell it for the same price they
do the old style, because il is really avery
costly preparation"
Well, that dosnt concern us Who
was it said that people fancied themselves
pious sometimes when they were only
bilious? No matter! was only going to
say that believe people often seem wicked
when it is only their liver or their stom-
ach, or some other cantankerous organ of
the body so out of order they couldn't be
good if they tried"
And if all the miserable dyspepsia.
and victims of biliousness, headache and
the thousand and one ills that flesh is heir
to would only take Vinegar Bitters, what
happy world this would be :"
" shonld recommend the new style"
never go back on the old style"
i" Well, they can pay their money and
take their choice, for both kinds work adj.
mirably."
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-03
SOME WONDERFUL WELLS.
TRIO THAT PRESENTS EXTRA
ORDINARY FEATURES.

Roarers, Blowers and Gushers--wens from
Which the Wind whistles. and One Pos
sessing Remarkable Electrical Proper
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-03
0RPHAYS' COURT SALE.
Valuable Real Estato.
BY virtue of an order of the Orphans Court Of
Cambria county, the Undersigned, Admin
lstrator of JOHN KANE late OF Johns
town borough, deceased, Will eX-
pose to sale at PUBLIC OUT
CRY, on the premises, on
Saturday, Jan. 1880,
ATe O'CLOCK M,
The following LOTS OR PIECES OF GROUND,
situate In the TOWNSHIP OF UPPER
Y0DER. Cambria county, Pa,
described as follows

No. l. Fronting tifty feet on the Johnstown &
Benscreek Pike, running back 100 feet having
lot OF John +. Haynes on the one side, and is
known as lot No. 4 on plan OF lots laid out by
Sarah Melander.
No. 9. Fronting fifty feet on pike, running
back 40 feet to an alley, having lot OF William
Frew on the one side, and is known as lot mol, 8
ON plan OF lots laid out by Sarah Melander.
No. 3. Beginning at the corner OF an alley
and street, thence along said alley north 40
degrees east 100 feet 90 an alley, thence along
said alley north 20 degrees west 100 feet to a
street running at right angles with the pike,
thence along said street south 20 degrees west
120 feet to corner OF said street, thence along
said str ct sOuJh 20 degrees east0l feet to the
place of beginning, and known On same plot as
lots Nos 9 and TO-
There is erected on part OF said premises a
new and convenient dwelling house.
The property VIII be sold separate or as u
whole.
TERMS OF SALE---Ten per cent. OF bid when
property is sold the balance of fone-third on con-
1rmatlon of sale, the balance In two equal in
stallments, atsl and twelve months respect
lively, TO be secured by notes or mOrtgageof the
purchaser, at option ofthe Administrator.
JOSEPH kUNlX, Administrator.
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-03

Roarers. Blowers and Gushers-WeIls from
Which the Wind whistles, and One Pos
sesslng Remarkable Electrical Proper
ties.
Today's excursion among wonders and
marvels shall be taken beneath the sur
face of the earth. in description of the
location and character of wonderful
wells.
The old time well, with its long
sweep and single rope and bucket at
tached, or the more modern windlass,
with its labor saving device of two buck
cts attached to a single rope, wound
around a cylinder in such a manner as
to let one bucket down while the other
one is coming up. the same that was
known to and so graphically described
by the author of the ''Old Oaken Bucket"
or even the present wooden or iron pump
with its manifold attachments, are com
mon objects in every small city and in
the rural districts. 1t is not these, but
others dug on similar plans, which it is
proposed to describe under the above
caption
4 BRITISH FREAK.
One Of the most remarkable of the
many wells, which the reader will be
willing TO dub us wonderful" before he
has finished this dissertation, is on the
edge of the Bridlington harbor, in York
shire, England. This well was dug in
the early part of the present century and
was first described in paper read by
DR.. Storer to the Royal society. The bot
tom of the Bridlington harbor is COM
posed Of a gravelly, porous clay. In bor-
ing the well this stratum was penetrated
and bored through it's entire depth and
into a bed of other and more solid clay
below. a copper lining was provided
and the sides of the well properly Sc
cured. When the first tide arose after
the well was finished it flowed TO within
fifty inches of the mouth of the boring.
This was nothing singular within itself,
it having regularly SO flowed during the
four weeks that work ON the we'll was
progressing; the well itself furnished the
free show. Before the tide had reached
within thirty yards of the well the water
began flowing from the mouth and by
the time it had reached its maximum
height, was gushing out in torrents.
The water from the we'll was perfectly
fresh, although the sea water flowed to
within less than five feet of its mouth.
As the tide recedes the fountain gushes
with less and less impetus until at last it
disappears from view in the cavernous
depths Of the well, only to reappear and
form perfect fountain when the next
tide flows
Johnstown weekly Democrat. (Johnstown, Cambria County, Pa.) 1889-1916, 1890-01-03
The Great Blood Purifier

The Great Blood Purifier
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kinds of Headache within thirty
minutes-lry it.
The only Temperance Bitters
known. 1t stimulates the Brain
and quiets the Nerves, regulates the
Bowels and renders a perfect blood
circulation through the human veins,
which is sure to restore perfect
health. Bag~A beautiful book free.
Address, r. H. MCDONALD DRUG
CO., 532 Washington street, New
York.
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