The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-11-15

IN cOnrtlng Gays Twas deepest Dllss
ron the lake 10 go;
This loving pair then oft enjoyed
\ most delig hlful row.
In wed ock bonds they re linked for life
This loving pair. and now
The neighbors say they oft enjoy
A most delightful row.
-7oionto Grip.
IT is a false set-to when 4 cracked ten
or tries to strike the high C.-New Or
leans Pjcayune
''WHAT's 'catfy o. lay anyhow, Jim ~
Dun no. Guess it must be coffee and
eggs. '-Harper's Ba-ar.
"I'LL see YOU later said man to a
thirty day note he had Just signed
Bnghdmpt0H Leoder.
THE most interesting part of the book
of nature about now-the fly leaves
GlenS Falls Repubiican.
JUDGING from its floating population
Venice ought to be the largest city in
the world. Chicago Mall
No wonder hearts are so often wound
ed: they're subject to SO much beating.
-Binghamptoa Republican.
IT is the easiest thing in the world for
a woman to feel religious when she has
good clothes.-ltchisoa GloJe.
"PoRoUs plasters are good for weak
back That's all right, but | want a
a plaster that will be good for a week
hence. '-Haper's Ba-a.
A MAN can have only one past, but he
is not limited in the matter of presents.
and he can have all the futures he can
manage to buy.-Rochester Post E,preSS
A BosToN clergyman, in an evidently
hastily written advertisement, asks for
"A young man to take care of a span of
horses of a religious turn of mind .
Christian Reporter.
HoMEBoDl-"Ilow did You spend
your time while in Europe >" Re
turned Tourist-"I spent most of it
hunting through my pockets for tips"
-Ne~ York Weekly.
WIFE-'What do you suppose baby is
thinking about?'
The brute-'I 'spose he's thinking
what to cry about tonight. '-Lue.
'BEARs live mostly on plants and
fruits remarked the teacher. ''In
New York they live on lambs" inter
rupted Tommy, who reads the news
papers.-SprinQfeld Graphic.
a PARTY of st. Louis capitalists have
started a glue factory at Seattle. Any
body who has ever smelled a glue fact
DRY will understand why the plant was
located SO far away.-kanSas City Star.
JINKs-"Well we'll, Soyoung Minks
is making a living on the stage? |
should never have supposed he could
act Blinks-"He can't; but, then, in
his position it isn't necessary. He sup
ports Il star. GOOD NerS.
He HAD. BEG pardon, sir, but
haven't YOU forgotten sOmething?" said
the waiter to the guest who was depart
ing.
ooh, yes, my umbrella. Thanks
awfully. > West Shore.
PATRoN-'Why, you are charging me
more for frogs legs than when ] was in
here last"
duty on hops has been advanced by the
Mckinley bill. "-Binghamton Leader.
DAsIAwAY--'I want to get pair of
trousers"
Tailor-"Yes, sir. Something for Sun
day or everyday"
Dashaway-'I want a Sunday pair
with an everyday price. - 2othier and
Furnishtr.
"YoU talk about Cramleigh Why.
my dear boy, he has forgotten more
than you ever knew" you don't say
so, Well, that accounts for it, Every
encyclopedia or the dictionary. He
must be searching for more things to
forget. '-Boston Transcript.
WITH the tariff on cotfins and tomb
stones almost double, few people can
afford to die these days. 1t is cheaper
to pay the 10 per cent. extra charge for
regoric.-Omahd World.
II HEAR the Bradleys are going South
this winter. | thought they'd lost all
their money" They have. That's
the reason they are going. They can
wear their summer clothes all winter,
you know. '-Neu York sam.
DoLLEY-"I shouldn't smooth out
your trousers like that when YOU lay
them aside. 1t enlarges them
Goslin-"Oh, that can't be-"
Dolley-"Ies, if YOU fold any garment
you will ind it in creases "-Judge.