The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-04-17
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La. sifs. sho uefly earned Der salt.
r The newspaper msn has oDe sirar.
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wrs spsii bic snemys name wrong u b.
like&.
--6ecrxe Washington uas worth nearly
. miillan dollars, yet BIZ wssnt sble to
boz tse-e+Di postage stamp With bic
paritsil ~ 4,
DSbbs Il see 10 the Dictionary thai
ol.sie nsesns bone.t Hobbs - Then Bro~n
mnsi be L0uest he wss chased al the
~sy 10 Csssds by the police.
Mics Sasrp Your jokes. sir. AlSsys
pa, me 10 mind Of sphere" Would-be
hsmofis, on. spbefef Add Why 30,
Pray They never have soy point
There probably never was an old bach
elor sbo did not lhluk that some woman
somewhere 10 the world xas missing o
mighty good thing
Attorney 90 wliBessl MIR Coalkiey,
II mistake not. you said lev moments
$50 that You sold milk for living.
wiioess (suafdedly) No, sir. said ]
was q milsmsn
--He--"Shy do yon bfesk the engage
msbti SIZE" Because pas dog bit you
las, night. sod would not ruu the risk Of
bringing bidrophobi, inlo ibe family for
the whole world
Why love, What do you mean by eat
log breakfast With your trousers turned |
upf II isn't raining Mr. Younghus
bsnd - No, dear, but the coffee looks aw
fully muddy
There seems to be grea, need OF tenn
persuoe legislation 10 the South. Even |
the Mississippi go. very fall this spring
aud broke up certain leyees which that
locality was holding.
- Merchant 10 bis clerk) -"low eau
you take your hat on TO that man when
you knew how he has cheated me?' How
can help taking my hat of TO any man
who can cheat your
-"Whst is 1t, little grip said Harlem
grocer 10 ive-yeaf.oid miss. as he leaned
over the counter Little Girl MAMMA
sent me for lamp chimney and she says
she hopes II will be as strong as the last
butter you sent us,
"A little Bigley avenue girl was asked
how her little brother was who had been
the night before Of cold.
"Oh thank you, Mrs. H. but he's awful
bad Dr. Sburly says he's got brown KIT
tens 10 bis Lungs and he's awful siekl'
did you GO up the Eiffel tower2h
asked gentleman Of friend who had
been to Paris. ION. yes. did 1t seem
that il was 80 highl' mo it did not
seem very high TO me but then you know /
had inst paid my hotel bill. "
The expression ''censtsnt reader" orig
Dsted NTH a man who bad to sit up nights
iiggiug up the news from the multitude
lous pls,i,udnous pages OF a blanket b
'hect Hs died young and left nothing |,
,cLind bat this as legacy 9
--"Well. Nose, see your fondness for :
chickens has got you into trouble again,
Why cant You "a, something else?' The
jaipnt; Deed, Mars Brown. ! would,
'heeriully ;bu, hov'sa poo niger to carry
whole sheep of under bis i,cket7'
-Enms-So yoaee engaged to young
ieorse Halby. Sadie Yes; George aud =
came to an understanding some weeks =
90 You remember the wheat corner 10
;oicago? Emma TO be sure do
',die . Well. that's the time got caught
q The squesEs. >,
- The intelligence OF animals became N
no Of the subjects Of discussion at little
inner party An enthusiastic advocate Of
be dog was asked "Do you mean to :
~ US that there are some dogs with more
coss THAI their master can boast ot2 =
Certainly | have Que
Teacher 20 class 10 srithmetic) -
Ohm goes marketing. He buys two sDd
aArter pounds Of sugar at eleven cents a
oaod. tao dozen eggs. and gallon and
ali OF milk q, twen,y cents gallon
'ha, does II mAkef Small boy (huggine
imself ecstaiicaIl,l -Castard.
VI, bilns (greA,ly bored by the play
!" Maris, that felios i. positively the
ors, stick | ever saw on tho stage He
skies love 10 that pretty little countess
he hippopoiamns trying TO court an
lsrl Mrs. Biilus tmuch intercs,ed) - -
he does, Josn. be does Bu, how vivid.
!, seems 70 recall the DAYS Of our court.
lip. Joho.
$50 Managing l. liter did yon psy the
tie, ~bo illustrated that eres, poem.
hns,mss Chimes, on your first pager
'sreiarr. Yes. sr sent him a check for
80 Good. How much did You pay The
rrsretf' Il seat him s75 YES. il
y money leiif" Aboa, seventeen cents.
fefy we'll Ssnd IL 10 the man who
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