The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1890-10-11
puNaENr PARAGRAPHS.

What the farmer wants-the earth.
--"Well, Doctor, how do you find oui
beefsteak?" Very small for its age.'
Fliegende Blatter.
Will - "And woulAai't the dealer
trust Buston; such we'll known man,
too?" Bill-"Thats the trouble = he's
too we'll known. Yankee Blade.
-"Dem close OBJ yohn looks putty
new, how dye git emp" 'By dc yahd,
same's ain one else." "Humph! Sposes
you means de back yahd, doan yer?"--
Washington Post
tive made my will, Joseph, and IL
is SO we'll drawn 1t can't be broken" ~
rejoice to hear that, uncle" 81 don't
know whether you do or not, Joseph.
haven't left you n cept"-Harper's
Bazar.
Don't you think it extravaganza
Henry; to pay ten guineas for diamond
ring for your wife?" mot at all; you
seem to forget how much ] shall savo
ON her glove bill. Spare Moments.
Doctor -"This is terrible fracture.
| shall have to cut off the arm close to
the shoulder" Tramp-"Whooplal Let
her go! can't saw any wood then, can
i, QOCGOrI' feTalu.
-Teacher-'T hope you don't waste
any of your spare moments, Tommy"
Tommy--"No, ma'am, / don't. During
my spare time this week, l have read
three novels in the Bloody Bill Series"
Yankee Blade.
When a man wants to believe in
ghosts, and is ashamed to, he believes
in hypnotism. Many man who can
not control his own mind talks gravely
of controlling the minds Of others
Atchison Globe.
in the Janitor's Room. $50 the land
lord has gone mad, you say?" 80, yes,
they took him to Bloomingdale to-day"
"But did he show it plainly?" Ger
tainly, he had lowered the rent of every
fiat. Courier des Etats-Unis.
-Grinand Barrett went into the
barber shop just now to get combed, and
they charged me fifty cents. What do
you think of that?" Saysit Anyhowe-
81 think the fool and his money are
parted. Van Dorn's MAGAZINE. .-
tit Was Worth Looking At.-'"You
dashed this off in an idle moment, sup
pose" remarked the editor as he looked
at the manuscript. mo, sir; worked
at that for MONTH" Indeed! I'll
give it careful consideration. Smith,
Gray & Coz Monthly.
Country Editor-"Jim, i understand
that old stone building at the cross
roads is to be torn down" The Printer
-"Yep, they begin tomorrow. Coun-
try Editor-"Well, just slip around and
put live toad in the wall. We must
have something to fill up with this
week. IN Y. Weekly.
IL called to see your father this af-
remarked Charlie, as he took
q seat in the parlor. Hester fluttered
visibly. Recovering herself with an
apparent effort, she said, simply; ibid
you?" "Yes," replied Charlie. "He
has been owing our firm a'little bill for
some time. e."-Washington Post
1t is stated that man in California
has two pairs of ears. A wise provision
Of Providence, no doubt, to enable him
If this popularity should multiply in
MS descendants it may be possible after
awhile for somebody to come out even
with the telephone company. - Rams
Horn.
-Caller-'Ts there any thing more
an do for your comfort Mrs. Muggers?"
Mrs. Muggers very deaf and nearly
one thing. Wouldn't you
introduce me to some of the society
young ladies?" Caller-"With pleasure.
No doubt they will be glad to be Of as
Mrs. Muggers-"Yes, you
ee get tired staying at home and I'm
'ery sure If they knew how am afflicted
hey'd be glad to take me on all their
title excursions, as chaperon." - Good
News.