, 1890-02-09

w uOI KNOW WnaI tney were there
for. We did not want them. We did
not need them. They i~oyfully stood
around in the way and spat down a large
knOthole near the curtain rope, although
it was a hopeless task. for it dried up be
fore the next one could get ready, and
50 they are no nearer to floating the
stage away than when they first began.
| asked the head man il he could get
me a glass of water. He said he had to
remain in order to attend to the curtain.
As we do not use any curtain or scenery
Ut properties, except a glass of water and
a stick of h%ourhound candy. | thought
he could be spared, but he did not seem
to think so. and L got a small boy to
bring me the water while the head boy,
now stage Napoleon, went to reading once
more the Thrilling tale. Married in
Haste. to Repent at Chicago; or, How |
Won Her." by A. Oner, Esq.
He was the tiredest young man for one
who was in the fluff and bloom and hey.
day of life that | ever saw. He had a
retreating chin. Otherwise he would not
have had the strength of purpose to spit
over 1t. His forehead also asked to be
excused and went back into his hair in
search of ideas and one thing and
another, | Judge.
One of his front teeth had disappeared.
Doubtless kicked olt by an infuriated
horse while the two we're sleeping In the
Same stall, the horse being tied, however,
aud unable TO get away, using his only
means of discouraginG a bed fellow with
whom he could certainly have nothing in
common. The loss of this tooth gave
him greater scope as an expectorator, and
would have assisted his smile if he ever
smiled, but he never smiled II il Verv
rare that such a man laughs. His die
nity and a act of liveryurst thought works
in a poor state of preser walton. are ali he
has. Life is a serious matter with an
ass. | do not say this in order to be
~euphonious, but from the rich and over
flowing treasures of a ripe exnerience
II tn upht | would say that before some
one else did il for me
The ass il always sad and identified
He ia profound and mourofnl. IF Won
desire to see soIemnity. dignity and men
tai obliouiIy. 70 to the penitentiarv and
TO the corral when the deep voiced ass
with the low. retreatinp forehead triIls
his tremendous notes in the bnsh ot tho
evening
Nv dead friend. Mr.. Shaw. once said
that dignity was no more the SIGN nj wis
dom than the paper collar was The sion of
a shirt. and / can nut nv hand on nv
heart and say he was right.
once knew mon wbo boJ = cooa
deal of dignity and a heard thai he conId
part in the middle like a a ve terriers
With tbesa rore g;tts Of mind on5 49,,
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reading notice of iorty lines in exchange
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