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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21
AN EMBARRASSED CAPTAIN.
His Grafton on Recovering a Flag
for His COMPANY.

His Grafton on Recovering a Flag
for His Company.
In Maine village during the sum-
mer OF 1868, says the Lewiston Journal,
q company OF volunteers being about
to depart for the state capital, were
drawn up on the green TO receive a
flag that had been made by the patri-
otto members OF the local sewing cir
Gle. The village pastor made IA sen 81
BILE presentation speech, and the ban
ner was resolved by the captain OF the
company. who handed it to the color
bearer. witty Irishm IN. Then fac
ing the worthy pastor and his fair flock,
the embarrassed captain proceeded TO
acknowledge the gift as follows:
Reverend sir and ladies-This
beautiful flag which l see before me
~
"Its behind yez. captain" inter
ruptcd the color bearer.
(Which l see behind me-" amended
the blushlng officer. islands for some
thing more than the emblem OF pow
erful nation. 1t is beauty's tribute to
valor. and as such 1t is doubly dear to
the hearts around me. In thanking
you for your gift, ladies, we pledg Q
ourselves faithfully to defend it. At
the close OF the campaign those of us
who are spared will bring this flag
back TO you unless it is blown to atoms
by shot FROM the enemy, in which event
we'll-we'll-"
We'll bring thin back the pole!"
shouted the enthusiastic irishman. 10
the delight OF the crowd and the relief
OF the superior officer.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

HARRY VrST, ofGrand Haven, Mich.
Is red headed, He didn't mind that so
much, but one day recently Vint in
tended 10 bathe his head with bay rum,
mistaking the bottle, however, and
dousing his pate with oil of vitriol.
The mistake was discovered right quick
and remedies applied 1t is possible
that the victim may save rim OF the
hair around the most conspicuous por-
zion OF the head.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

HENRY CLEws points out that If the
national and state bank laws were so
amended that nine directors were APP
pointed at tho time of the incorpora-
tion OF a bank. three to serve one,
three to serve two and three to serve
three years, such surprises as SO Oft
en- occur would be impossible, as some
of the old directors would always be
on hand 10 reject improper schemes.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

SOME professors who have been
digging Into the Indian mounds OF
Pennsylvania have unearthed the
skeleton of brave who must have
stood twelve feet high. As he died
n hundred years before dime museums
were invented. he may be said to have
lived in vain. The best he could do
was to act as u step-ladder for his
friends.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

In the year 100 there was but one
newspaper in the United States. In
1870 there were 5,87l; this year there
are l6,3l9, the total for the United
States and Canada being 17,107. In
1870 there were but $4,000 periodicals
printed in the whole world. Now,
however. there are in the United
States alone 1921 weeklies, 1898
menthlies and 1854 dailies.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

Miss DIR. KELLY is said to be the
most brilliant, il not the most power
full anarchist in New York. She is a
young lady OF remarkable beauty.
culture and intellectually. She is q
very able physician and enjoys large
practice. She has personal following
OF about 800, whose faith in her is al
most fanaticism.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21
ANNA DICKINSON. ~1o was once

ANNA DICKINSON, Mlo was once SO
popular q lecturer rs - command 500
a night is never heard OF now. What
has become OF herP She was ambitious
to become a theatrical star, tried the
stage, failed and then returned to the
lecture platform, but her day was past
and her career as q lecturer was dis
nal failure.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

DIR. OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES de-
cided after the death OF his wife that
he would do no moro literary work.
He has changed his mind, however,
and now finds in his monthly letters
to the Atlantic source of pleasure
that he did not expect to again expert.
enca
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21
The Re,nit Of RenLlr,snsss.

A Chicago man took a Turkish bath
on Tuesday and his funeral took place
on Wednesday. This will be warn
ing to the Chicago people who are in.
clined to take up with the now fads too
suddenly. They should work up "a
the Turkish BATH gradually, beginning
with an application OF tepid soapsuds
to the neck.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21
TIE lords of the admiralty have just

TIE lords Of the admiralty have just
officially reprimanded an engineer
cadet who, when asked How would
you proceed to get steam up?" replied;
Tighten your funneI stays and regu-
late your funnel draught, then look up
10 our Father and say, Il am ready to
go home il the boiler front comes
out -
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

IT IS estimated that 1,400, 900, 900
people could stand in field ten miles
square and by the aid of telephone
could be addressed by single
sneaker
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

Wiie-"I think shall advertise for
my missing purse" Husband-"As il
was probably stolen, you will not get
il back unless you say that no qucs.
tons will be asked Wife" What
Not ask any questions9 What do you
take me forP Do you think I'm o
dummy
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

AN interview with an officer OF the
New York society for the prevention
of cruelty to children has revealed
some startling facts with respect to
the insuring OF children's lives.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21
Moths Would Know Better.

visitor-Say. Jack. what makes this
nince pie smell SO funnyp
Boarder-Hushl Don't let Mrs.
Hashley hear you. She puts them In
camphor in summer to keep the moths
of. Lowell Mail.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

GETS THERE-wITH-Bo is the
name OF a North Dakota Indian who
attempted to drive across the track in
front of passenger train. He now
gets there without both feet
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

The Mexicans have no confidence in
a young doctor until he has had a
couple OF years practice. Then they
make an inventory of his patients, and
if he has cured more than he has kill
ed they recognize him, no matter
whether he has diploma or not.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

THERE lately passed across the Red
Sea from the African TO the Arabian
shore flight OF locusts calculated to
have covered over 20O0 square miles.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

EX-KING MILAN would probably
be willing to confess, for the edilica-
ton of the Ncrth Dakota statesmen,
that he considers gambling worse
than drinking.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

ANAmerican syndicate is negotia-
ting for the purchase OF bankrupt
cordage concern in Canada to control
the Canadian market
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

IT rs said that the University OF
Michigan is the only college ip the
United States in which the principles
OF dramatic composition are taught.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21
A Payin1 Job.

Reformer Ito convicD-My dear
friend, why did you break into that
bank?
Convict-'Cause there was money in
IL
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21
He Had Time.

Husband during quarreD
shall never meet in heaven.
Wife-Oh, yes. we may. There IL
plenty OF time for you 10 reform yet
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

PORE LEO XIII. will be eighty years
old on March 2, should he live till
then.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

THE Brazilian minister OF the inter-
for has resigned because OF a disagree
ment with General Fonseca-
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-03-21

The Catholics in Ontario. Can, are
taking united action against the aboli-
ton OF separate schools.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
..FRATERNAL ORDERS.

MONTEZUMA LODGE, No. /, A.F.&A A.
Y. Meets on the first Monday of each month.
@. !. Eesley, W. M; Henry M. Davis, Secretary.
SANTA FE CHAPTER, No. i, r. K.
xasons Meets on the second Monday of each
month. W. s. Hsrroun, H. p; Henry NJ. Davis,
SANTA FEE COMMANDERY, No. l,
Knights Tempiar Meets on the fourth Monday
Of each month. K. L. Bartlett, z. G.; P. H. Kuhn,
SANTA FE LODGE OF PERFECTION,
No. l, 14th degree A. A. s. r. Meets on the third
Monday Of each month. Max. Frost, V. M
CENTENNIAL ENCAMPMENT, l. 0. o. +.
Meets second and fourth Tuesdays Max Frost,
PARADIsE LODGE. No. p l. o. O. F.
Meets every Thursday evening. Chas. c. Probst
N. g.; Jas. +. NewhRll, Secretary.
ATTAIN LODGE, No. g. l. o. o. F.
Meets every Friday night. 8. T. Reed, N. g.:
SANTA S1l1~G ~ f TopaE. No. q Kotp Meets
ar.t and third Wednesdays. VIM. NJ. Berger c. c.;
0ERMxNIA LODGE, No. 5, K. of P.
Meets ID and 4th Tuesdays. James Bell,
C.C:;F: 9: Mcfarland, X. Of +. and 8:
Rank K. OF p. Meets first Wednesday IN each
month. z. L. Bartlett, Captain; A. NJ. Dettlebach,
CXTaoL1o KNIGHTS OF AMERICA.
Meets second Thursday in the month. Atanacio
Homero, President; Geo. Ortiz, Secretary; G. M.
SANTA FE LODGE, No. 1857, G. U. O. OF
Meets first and third Thursdays. P. W. Moore
n. g.; W. w. Tate, Secretary.
GOLDEN LODGE, No. g. A. o. U. W.
Meets every second and fourth Wednesdays. W.
z Haroun Master Workman; II. Lindheim,
CARLETON POST, No. 8, G. A. R., meets
arst anc third Wednesdays of each month, at
theishall, south side of the plaza.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

fon have heard your friend and neioL
nofs talking about it. You may vourse
ne one OF the many who knows from ner
9onal experience just how good a thing
's.!slf you have ever tried it, Won are IN,
OF its stannch friends, because tbe wn,,
"erln t'ilng about 1t is, that when one.
gwen trial, DR.. Kings New Discover,
ever after holds place in the house. L,
HH YOU nave never used it and should beat.
ii'cted with cough, cold or any throat
lung or chest trouble, secure a bottle at
once and give 1t a fair trial. 1t is guaran.
leen every time, or money refunded Trlpl
bottie Tree at e.. VI. Crenmor's drug store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Merchants and others are hereby re-
minded that the New MEXICAN is pre-
pared to do their printing on short notice
and at reasonable rates. Much of the lob
printing now going out OF town should
come to the New MEXICAN office. There
in no better excuse for sending out of
town tor printing than there is for sending
away for groceries or clothing. Our mer-
chants should consider these things. The
NEW MEXICAN is acknowledged the lead
ing paper OF this section. The patronage
OF the people will enable ns to keep it 30.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
The First Step.

Perhaps you are run down. can't eat,
can't sleep, rantthink. can't do ANYTHING
to your satisfaction, and you wonder what
ais you. You should heed the warning.
you are taking the first step toward nery.
Gus prostration. You need nerve tonic
and in Electric Rifters You will find the
exact remed for restoring your nervous
system to its normal, hea thy condition
Surprising results follow the use of this
great nerve tonic and alternative. Your
appetite returns, good digestion is restord,
and the liver and kidneys resume healthy
action. Try bottle. Price soc. at G.
M. Creamer's drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
Advice to Mothers,

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should
always be used when children are cutting
teeth. 1t relieves the little sufferer at
once; it produces natural, quiet sleep by
relieving the child from pain, and the lit
tie cherub awakes as ''brightas a button. )"
1t ls very pleasant: co taste. It soothes
the child, softens the gum, allays all pain,
relieves wind, regulates the bowels. and
Is the best KIN own remedy for diarrhea,
whether arising from teetnng or Other
Twenty-Five cents bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
i HE Sun


Some people, agree with The SUMS opinions
ABOUT men ana things, and some peo pie don't
but everybody likes to get holdOf the newspape,
its mind. w 'pe"A
Democrats know that for twenty years The
sun has fought In tho front line for Democratic
principles, never wavering or weakening In its
LOYALTY TO the true interests OF the uarty ii serves
With feerless intelligence and disintereTed vic
Or. AZ times opinions have differed as to the
best means OF accomplishing the common bur.
Pose; II IL not The SIMS fault II 1t has seen fur
Their into the millstone VIVA 'U'
Eighteen hundred aud ninety is the wear that
will probably determine the result Of the nresi.
Dental election Of 1892 and perhaps the fortunes
OF o., me pemoorscy for the rest OF the century.
victory IN 1892 IL duty, and the beginning Of
Ivy is me best time to start out in company
Daily, per month, foa
Daily per year, Soo
Sunday, per year, so
Daily and Sunday, rer year, sHn
i DAILY ana Sunday, per month, 07c
weekly Sun, one year, LOO
Aeorsss 3HD sVN, New York
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
Tho Blessing Of Strong Nerves

rs recov cradle not by the Use of mineral soda.
tiyes, but by recourse to efectual tonic treat
ment Opiates and the like should only be usen
as auxillaries, and then as sparngly as possible
vipor JUS nerves are quiet ones, an the most
direct way 10 render them 80 Is to re-rn or. the
vital energies. II at sterling invigorant, Hos.
letters Stomach Bi tiers, will be found all suffi.
cient for this purpose, since 1t ENTIRELY remove.
impediments to no -ough digestion and assmila
ton OF the food, 30 that the body Is insured IFS
due amount OF /" urish ment and coilseq nently
of stamina. Rheumatic tendencies and affec.
lions If the kidneys and bladder are also coun-
by the Rit. RS, which is besides pleas
ant medicinal stimulant, infinitely pur, r than
the raw excitants Of commerce, which react
injHriously upon the nervous system.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
CLOSING OF MAILS
CHURCH DIRECTORY.

METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH.-Lower
tan Francisco st. Rev. G. p. Fry, Pas
tor, residence next the church.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.-GrantS st. Rev.
6eorge G.. Smith, Pastor, residence Clar-
sndOn Gardens.
CHURCH OF THE Holy FAITH (Epis-
oopaD.-Upper Pa,ace Avenue. Rev.
Edward W. Meany, B. A. (Oxon), resi-
dence Cathedral st.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH.-Near the
University.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

strauss-Do you know why this party
resembles group Of moss roses?
Mozart-No, why?
otfauss-They're most beautiful in the
bud, you know Boston Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
PROPOSALS FOR MILITARY SUP
1 PIIES AT RlAn Sr A,rInNr 4,

| PROPOSALS FOR MILITARY SUP.
PLIES AT ROAD STATlONS.-Head.
quarters Department of Arizona, Office Of
the Chief Quartz master, Los An. eles
Cal, April 8, 1890 -Sealeh proposaIs in
duplicate, will be received at this office
until | O'Clock a. M, OF Thursday, NAV
8, 1890, and opened Immediately there.
alter in the presence of bidders, for the
furnishing of fuel, forage and water NJ
road stations in the department of Ari-
iona to passing public teams, or detach-
ments OF troops, during the fiscal wear
commencing July l, 1890 and ending
June 80, 1891. Blank forms for propos.
ais, containing particulars of the Supplies
required and instructions to bidders,
will be furnished on application to this
Office, or to the qua'tDrmasters at Forts
Apache, Bowie, Grant, Huachncs
lowell, Mcdowell, Mojave, Thomas and
Verd and San Carl s, Whipple barracks
and Tucson, A. T., and Forts Bayarl.
>elden, Stanton. Union and Winyste
md Santa Fe, N. M. The government
'eserves the right to reject any or all
lids: A. $. KIMBALL, Quartermaster
U. 5. A, Chief Quartermaster.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
BuOklen's Arnica SaIva.

The best Salve in the world for cuts
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilbains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-.
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price rs cents Der
box. For sale by g. NJ. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Confirm our statement when we say that
Acker's English Remedy is in every way
superior to any and all other preparations
tor the throat and lungs. In whoopiny
cough and Group it is magic and relieves
at once. We offer you a sample bottle
tree. Remember, this remedy is sold on
a positive guaranteed by A. G. Ireland, jr.,
druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Another child killed by the use of
oplate: giving in the form of soothing
syrup. Why mothers give their children
such deadly poison is surprising when
they can relieve the child of its peculiar
troubles by using Acker's Baby Soether.
1t contains no opium or morphine. Sold
by A. G. Ireland, jr., druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

1t is worthy of observation that as the
value of the maden's hat grows larger tina,
OF the youth grows smaller, and while the
lar are considering the expediency of
adopting bIfnrcated garment for street
wear, the dudes pantaloons assume the
of skirts Boston Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

wy ma always did dress in style; sh,
wears cults all the time, remarked tn,
small boy, as he rubbed his left ear, st
tlhgllng from the last blow he received -
kearney Enterprise.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
A Duty to Yourself.

1t ls surprising that people will use
common, ordinary pill when they can 8,
cure valuable English one for the sam
money. DR., Acker's English pills are
positive cure for sick headache and a
Ilver troubles. They are small, swee
easily taken and do not grippe. Sold b,
A. q. Ireland, jr.. druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Boarder-You advertise that you let
rooms cheap, yet you charge me s. a
week for that little room on the sixth
floor.
l.andlord-Well, people that live high
ought to be willing to pay for it.--Yankee
Blade.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

A western cyclone seems capable OF
destroying everything about a buildinp
save the mortgage thereon, If it could
only lift the latter as easily as it does a
roof, it would possess one redeen,inr
feature 10 the Westerner Boston Budget
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

We desire to correct the report that the
emperor OF Germany eats two breakfasts
The TACT is that the emperor OF Germany
eats one breakfast and then the king OF
Russia sits down and absorbs another. -
New York Commercial Advertiser.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

old you remain long at the races,
Mr.. Bettaway?
NO; | remained very short.-Wash.
lngton Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Alphonse karr WAS present at ban
quet of medical men where toasts we're
drunk OF certain celebrities, when the
president said: Mr.. Karr, we now ask a
toast from you.
The poet arose and replied modestlv.:
l propose the health OF all who are sick.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Is what you need for constipation, loss of
appetite, dizziness, and all symptoms OF
dyspepsia. Price ten and seventv-fiye
cents per bottle. G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

The author OF "Peck's Bad Boy" has
been elected mayor of Milwaukee. He
seems to be roing from bad to worse.--
Somerville Jonrnal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

What is sadder than rejected MSS?
bemoaned the young author.
An unaccepted MISS, sighed an old
maid in rep y.-Chicago Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

General freight and ticket office under the
Capital Hotel, corner of plaza, where all infor-
NATION relative to through freight and ticket
rates will be cheerfully given and through tick
ats sold. Free elegantnew chair cars santa e to
Guchara Junction. Through Pullman sleepers
between pueblo, Leadville and ogden. Passen-
gers for Denver take new broad gauge Pullman
sleep RS from Cuchara. All trains now go over
Comanche pass In daylight. Berths Sc 'ured by
telegraph "CHAs. JOHNSON. Gen Supt. |
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Will You suffer
Wnh dyspepsia and liver complaint ?
Shlloh's Vitalizer is guaranteed to cure
you. G. M. Dreamer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

There is deaf and dumb man in Kan
sas seven feet tall. This is what we
might call long silence.-Kearney En-.
terprise.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

A cigar in one respect is Significantly
unlike man--the more one puHs it the
smaller it gets.-Baltimor American.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

a witty remark ranks as a littL
laughter thOugiIt.-W Washington Post
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
sleepless Nights

. Made miserable by that terrible cough
" Cure is the remedy for you. c
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

PERSONS who bet should cast an ancho,
10 "inWard. -Washington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

round at Observation-Disclosures
ton Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
Catarrh Cured

Catarrh Cured
iiealth and sweet breath secured bv
ohllohs Catarrh Remedy. ,"rlce ffty
cents. Nasal injector free. .. ". Creama,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
An IhYl of the Rail.

An Idyl of the Rail,
Gill in chair car,
Railroad lrfru,
LOiug eastward.
Home again,
Little srhoolma'am,
Been ont vest,
Teaching, hard work,
Wants Il rest.
Dashing drummer,
Gross the aisle,
Awfully hOrrid, but
Has ~ smile.
Mutual mash,
Found it out,
Travelling on
The Wabash Route.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

He (sorrowfuly)-You say that your
love for me is dead? How do you explain
this sudden catastrophe?
She Observation-Disclosures failure -
Chicago Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Group, whooping Cough
And bronchitis Immediately relieved by
Shiloh Q Cure. Q. ID. CzeAmeR.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Inc hatmaker should be a cap-abl,
man.-Pittshnrg ChronicIe-Telegraph.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14
Notice to the Puhlia.

SANTA FE, N. M, March "a, $780,
The following rates take effect March Is.
1890. via A., T. & S. F. X. r.:
First class limited to Kansas City.........$19 SO
First class limited to Chicago. ........,.27 10
First class limited to st. Louis ... .. "a 30
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

Customer lin restaurant -Beefsteak
medium.
Waiter Qndignantly)-Id have you I'M
derstand I'm no mediu ii Lowell Cit.
zen,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

W. M. SMITH,
Agent A., T. & 8 F. r. K. Co.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1890-04-14

DR.. Tanners famous forty days fast is
outdone?
How?
A Kentucky man has gone, forty-three
days without whisky.-Racket.