The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1890-03-20
ALL SORTS OF PARAGRAPHS.
Luck is only the name for having.

ALL SORTS OF FPARAGkAfhS.
Luck is only the name for having
enough sense to avoid trouble
Fifty years ago the population Of
the United States was only 1887 ,42O.
The revolver: and bank cashier are
alike, they never 60 off unless they are
loaded.
There are some men to whom loes
of their reputation would mean mighty
good luck.
- Marriage with a man is like the
month of March: If he goes in like q
lion he never fails to come out like q
lamb.
- If one wishes to take things easy
when one is old, it will be necessary to
take things that are not easy when one is
young.
Every man is the architect of his
own fortune. Aud it's lucky for the most Z
of us that there is no building inspector
around.
- It is not bad plan to think to
yourself what you would do in case you
were awakened at night to find your
house on fire.
When the women get together they )
abuse the men, but it is to the credit of
the men when they get together they dos
not abuse the women.
= The loss sustained by the strawberry
men alone in the vicinity of Evergreen,
Alabama, on account Of the late freeze,&
is estimated at from s2,500 to s3,000.2
doctors are queer men," remarked;
Dobbin to his wife. "Why ?" asked the
lady. because you can't show them
your tongue, without they show you their Z
bill" :s
The building proposed to be built
in Chicago for the Worlds Fair VII
coYer 1913 acres. It's roof will be I'm
feet high, and it will cost SIS, 1865. 900.
will be built of iron, glass and tiles. 9; g
One Of the greatest drains on thu &
forests of this country is the railroad tie $
there are two hundred thousand miles Of I,
single track in the United States resting
on wooden ties. averaging twenty-five
hundred to the mile.
- A very large letter was recently
mailed in Australia. It weighed 238 4
ounces, and the value of the stamps on it
amounted to s55. That girl had better.
20 back home if she wants her fellow to !
have anything left with which to support
her.
"A Chicago man. fell in love with 8
telephone girl on account of her voice
and proposed marriage. She accepted,
but when he came to see her he funked. !
Then that sad, sweet voice demanded SS,-S
900 in smooth, green cash, and he had to
fork it over.
= 1t is said that rather pompous5
minister once met P. T. Barnum, the9
circus manager, and aaid to him, Mr..
Barnum, you and I have met before on !.
the temperance platform, and hope We
shall meet in heaven. 1--WE shal],''s
replied Barnum, confidently, ''jf you're,
there"
"A Cincinnati man who has preserved
record of three hundred and twenty
railroad accidents happening in this
country in the past year, finds that only;
thirteen out of the lot occurred from 3
causes beyond human control. Every
one of the others was due to drunkenness
or carelessness. 81
Every day girls are showing them5x
selves capable of rivaling the boys .I
their college and school matters. II iss
stated that half q dozen or more have
been expelled from female seminary att
Culpeper, Va. They stripped an ofon-5i
sive classmate and blackened her from1
head to foot with shoe polish. II
= ALI estimates agree in placing thea
probable total population of the United.S
States, which this years census will sbowlY
at sixty.6ve millions. That would be ff:
teen millions more than the total of 1880, \
and would represent growth of thirty !
per cent, or the same as that of the de;
cenial period from 1870 to 1880.
"A bill before the Ohio Legislature
provides that when any person is con-
victed of crime, it shall be the duty Of
the court to inquire if the person convict:I
ed has wife or any children under
eighteen years of age depending upon
him for support If there ale such
persons, the family is entitled to receive;
60 cents per day from the county for their:
support.
"A remarkably bold and successfully
robbery took place at the court house at
Wabash, Ind, on Thursday. While the:
corridors of the building were deserted
during recess, the county treasurer's Office
was entered from the main hall, and the.
money drawer under the pay counter Vas
forced with pair of shears. Several
hundred dollars in checks, currency and
silver vas taken. The thief then locked
the door and departed.
= The story comes from Augusta that
recently an uptown hen hatched out q lot
of chickens, but to one of them, for some
unaccountable reason, showed much
aversion, finally driving the little chick
from her acck. But the chick quickly
found sympathetic partner in white
puppy that owed allegiance to the saD{
household. They eat and play together:
When the chick gets sleepy it hops on
the back of the dog and dozes away With
as much confidence as if under the pro.l
tecting wing of its mother.
= Captain ]. w. Woford, of Spartan1f
burg, has just received letters patent
&C.,, ;,,nropod foodar for cotton pifs