Telegram-herald., 1890-12-14

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gay, 80 has boon 1t is f,x f1rsy-Gse
years And 80 ssArns.t ms ever ysassF-
Day.
Tbsrs is one rhing about me which
sroasss my a.imirzhon. and thai 10 that
~hsn I za detecae1 Az.1 9sertaksn and
dlss0veret Ia ths del1eta business and
haadcGhed - . isrss cook Stove 1 kn0s
es,ough g szFrendsr. am not hide
b0unl. but always opaa ~ eonVActlOa
and seutsnce.
Thirty years or - asso took uay uoch-
a. ~ = paran9loesst . have her head
iooked over. feeling tAat as = parerl shs
Was not proving tlae success thai ! had
hoDed tor. and Aftex ! had counted out
aK dozen ess for hlm, winch l hal
brought 81 pay hhn f1r the wOrk. 10
odsrsd to examine nY head and give ms
. written sehelule ot i. for two pounds
81 bal5sr which 1 s--il hAd letL over.
10 w4nssl to plsase my mother. and
e. he spoke highly Of my lalsass high
sr thsa they deserved. sAiak. de was
a plain man. with . stern and rocky air,
hke that ~ one who has been playing
he arst act of The Prodisal son al
his hlo, and waitin, for tas le<ser that
nevar came. asking hin home - spend
The holidays.
lie said had high forward. which
reminded hira OF that Of Daniel Web
ster. whom he once eusmined. 1 sid
that 10 were often mistaken for one an
other.
This phrsnologist had a very hairy
and Castle Garden air. and when his
paper collar peeped ont from ms jungle
of common. plastering hair you eoald
Sc that when he liked = collar he stuck
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Phrenoioeyy where / lived In those
DAYS had hardly risen to the position Of
science. 10 was merely "job." This
man. whom | VII call Professor Biltong.
had 70 combine other things with his
phrenology, such as chirOpody and the
sale OF fruit trees. Phrenoiogy az that
III - a
astrology and phlebOtomy.
In those days mea LAD not learned to
add physiognomy aud general knowl-
edge OF human nature ID the science OF
phrcnoloyy. and thus read a man as We
would read hotel register.
lE was for that reason. perhaps, that
Professor Biltong erred IN reading me
with a far away look, and marking out
for me future occupation TO which /
wa best adapted
Possibly it may interest the reader,
especially the boy or young man who
reads this, II tell him briefly how Pro
fessor Biltong erred in my case and how
he caused me thereby much annoyance
and would have cost me = great deal OF
money il hal had il a. the time If any
one can be led to profit by my errors and
thus dodge them at my expense | am
only too glad to sid him
Professor BltoDg said that / would
make powerful and eloquent lawyer.
He said that ahmsntiveneSs, ideality and
secTetivensss were just the right SIZE 10
make a good lawyer. and that with the
Websteriau dashboard which had, c0u-
plod with great inhabitiveness, could
lot fEil 10 jar The entire structure Of the
bar. together with the crackers and
cheese standing 0a the end thereof.
he rambled around over the site where
my hair was waving = long farewell to
friends and kindred. ard he said, a. l
looked up boylike into bis massive and
somewhat sclf male whlskers. You
would make : good United Slaves sens-
tor Ii yen had the means. bu, yOu would
make q better lawyer. Il IS better 10 ioe
Eoo1 lawyer than poor senStOr. Be
s3es. IL viii take a good many cggs at
tle present price TO gct you b ths sen
ate. and long before you received your
crea eusieis your poor ovcrworked hens
would cari up Ia their ialaid nests and
o1it.
so let "a not think Of going 70 thu
senate Possibly We can find some one