The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-03-20
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lag Asqusfs Booi ssd no mlst.ie.
Mr.. Cstsop. vile Of The Illinois con
sfsstnsn. 10 80 expert seasaslfsss. A
sort d needle sas s u vere. Is Mr
Csnpon.
-.smsil Boy tsefess bis mothers lnee.
20 whom sbe IL applying her slippef)
Hold 90. neibsfi Don't strike lsl's 80
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II America every man bass right toI
bis osn 0pinion. bot nobody Who has 81
opinion SCENE 70 recogniEe that right 81
oeEi hiu.sslf
Mi@ Hy,et vas eucored three
ufate pssstlf Maj.me Logee Yes. The
compsty 'eemtd 70 recognize tbs, you
resded practice
People sre always agiiaied. remsris
soc Baltimore Amefiesn, al the approach
offs cyclone. apd JET il ID sori Of trouble
that 5000 bioss over.
CiiiEan (.ammer Of lsgO) Glass Of
lemonade plesse yender - Ce ,sinly
How ~ili You have ~ With Ice 10 ccnis
without ice, three cents
Mn Younger cant understand
bow women marry the second time. Miss
AuHhetls Winters = cant understand how
they marry the hfs, time
Cas,om,r This is vegetable soup.
otderer chicken. Waiter (eIsmining the
sop Dstsso. cir; my mistake, taught
dem celery tops vas feathers
Wife Why were you so long at the
trout door lac, pight. JohnY Why didu'i
you sing cur Husband That was
lust the ,rontle conldt strike the
key.
What 10 40 ag0osiic7 Nked Rollo'
A sgnostie, replied uncie George. is
man Who loudly declares that be knows
nothing; aud abuses you iiyou believe
him
The tramp handed the man slate, on
which was written, am deaf aud dumb,
sad an hungry, The man banded it |
back Endorsed thus, Say nothing and saw
wood
The chief industry ont West at pre-
sent seems 10 be that Of gathering on the
borders Of M ludian reservation and |
waiting for the word 80 from the presi. !
dent.
Mamma to Tommy I'm sorry you
aud your sister quaneled over that orange,
and that Jsmes bad to interfere Whose
part did be isket Tommy Whose part7
He took the whole orange.
Mrs. Wickwre OF course | have my |
faults aud ialliogs, bnt you should be the
last man to hnd them ont. Mr.. Wick.
~ire-W Well, suppose am; but it ID too
late Tor the knowledge to be Of any use to
me.
"A girl was struck dumb by the firing
Of a cannon, wherest an old bachelor
started the story that number OF married
men bad, in consequence, invited the srtil.
lefy volunteers to practice nesr their prem.
isea
Nature Is very sgood Eighty thou.
saud years ago. 10 anticipation OF this
mild ela,ef, she deposited thick layers OF
Ice IN the Stevens mine on Mount McClel.
len. California They have Just been
fonnd.
"A sharp little boy in Georgia. who
was kicked by mule, instead Of saying
naughty words OF going home crying to
his mother. tied the mule within five feet
OF beehive, backed him round to it and
let him kick.
i hope you are not cutting friend,
said neiRhbor 10 farmer Who was
'era'chiag the back OF a pet pig with a
tuck, Brushing Mp with indignation, the
farmer replied No. sir. I'm ouly scrap. !
ng aud scquaintancei
The new servant was asked on which
side OF a COW be usually sat while mill.
iaa- Well, sor, be said. Oi niver MIXED II
hu, wan coz. 40 she wssa kicker; an he
dad, good dale av the tonne OF was on
both sides Az her. sor
- Bomely Ola Msid(si.h a desire 10
ihto~ oii the letters Of tradi,ion) We'll,
IN gong TO give up dress-making aud
embrace toe legal profession. Young A.
torBey tteaehlns Tor bis hat) Il beg your
pardon, bu, mast be scing.
"A yonag man was calling on con.
sressmsn's daughter the other evening
when The father appeared at the parlor
door. May ! come iUi be asked. hesita,-
ugly OBJ, yes, she answered. you msy,
but We hsse quorum without you
l. marriage tailurei asked The elder.
y spilsi0s Of former flame: who had
been party % a May aud December msr.
'isge. No, she replied. With a glance TO-
ward Der husband 10 the next room. Not
! i.iiare oalys temporary embsrrsss.
neht
REPORTER 10 lndiana woman Who has
aarfied Der niu,h husbsDd) Would you
ave any objections. madam. 10 telling ne
whether or not you consider marriage a
aIlarey indisus womsn iseyerelyl-I
Ion know whether It is OF bot. young
nsn. lai I'm going 10 God on, IL /, isles