Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-22

The green is ABOVE the RED all over the
world now.
A GREAT many people foolishly believe that .
if they dress loud they will make noise in the I
world.
Look Out Below!
Tiny little raindrops
Falling on the snow
Lying on the hilltops
Make flood below.
THE churches should set a good example
whenever opportunity offers. But after the
heavy snow last week the broad and long pave
ments surrounding the edifces were neglected.
How do the good people expect uprightness un-
der such conditions?
IT'S not sign of neglect to see lawn 60 to
grass
AN old maid can be a god-mother, of course.
A MovEABLE feast-A banquet on Pull
man dining car.
WHILE the Irish leaders are fighting Balfour
Is rushing provisions to the distressed districts
He may finally reach the hearts of the people
through their stomachs.
THE dfug r.de does not feel the holiday,
boom until the week after.
1T costs health to put coat on the tongue
and perhaps a doctor BILL too.
You do not need to be an artist to draw a
sigh.
THE oil producers would like to ad ,pt Stand.
ard time.
BEFORE Succi commenc ed his fast he lived
for about . week on salt watef.
WHATEVER is true Is be ,utiful. There's
universal Law of symn airy in all things. It's
equally true of the tiniest flower and the great
formulas of mathematics.
IT is said there's nothing new under the sun.
You cannot make the woman in the millinery
store believe this.
IF we are made of clay some of us were over
baked, judging from the color of the vessel.
THE hotel guest never grumbles about the
length of the bill of fare
THE active "bull wheeP' bears the oil market.
THE weather has simply stopped over.
If Succi should come here and live on ALE
gheny or Monongahela water for 45 days he ,
would accumulate considerable real estate.
Onlya Question of Time.
The poor must walk while rich folk ride,
But IN the end sleep side by sids
EQUEsTRIENNEs should take kindly to mat
rimony They grow accustomed to the bride
reIn you know.
IF the puff shoulders worn by the dear girls
keep on growing they will take the place of the
tall theater hat
THE place of the scala woman's back, ap-
parently.
THE miser is the human bloodhound, because
he keenly follows the cent.
IF all the males were subsidized the girls j,
would not say 'nU' quite so frequently.
THE bank of life won't stand overdrafts.
THE Standard Oil Company has declared
quarterly dividend of S3,OOOOOO. No wonder
the producers cry for quarter.
THE shipping bill may be swamped by the
load it has to carry Scrape off the parnacles,
gentlemen.
LAWYERS undergo more trials thanrthe men
in other professions.
A SATISFACTORY finance bill-One marked
S2O
seal family.
THE French Spy draws good houses here.
but on the Rhine it would only draw bullet.
BEFORE Justice can be mesmerized the
bandage will have to be removed from her eyes,
AFTER the failure dollars are worth all the
way from one cent to one hundred.
IMITATION is tine sincerest form of fattery,
of course. But then, monkey can initiate,
you know.
BRIDES usually carry prayer-book, but
most of them turn their thoughts to a pocket
book.
THE saddest period of pretty woman's life
is when the wrinkles come and she begins to
fade Then comes the tussle between art and
nature.
BAD nuts are the hardest to crack.
IT looks as it Santa Claus would have to
travel in a skiff in this section
SITTING BULL won't down. His ghost has
set the goody goody Indians dancing.
A PAVING stone gathers mud.
WILLIE WINKLE.
Fleeing Newspaper Topics.
From the American Advertising Reporter
1t is curious to note the advent and duration
of 'leading topics'' in the newspapers The
elections, the financial stringency, ETC., and
now we have Parneli almost ad nauseum. 1t
makes the world seem small to contemplate the
tempest raised around it by one, mans defiec-
tions from the line ofmorality.