New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-04-09
THE TALK OF THE DAT


Here IL a Chance for dentists. Or. Chester,
medical missionary and brothcrIn-law Of Bishop
Whitaker. Of Philadelphia There IS big chance
in Madras and Bombay for a number Of bright. skilled
American dentists. Madras is city OF 800 900
population and las not sir-lc American dentist there
know people Who travel from there TO Bombay
nearly 1000 miles. i'm order To have a tooth flied
There only one good dentist IN bombay and he
fuss to i'll teeth with gold. using a sort Of cement
that Is not lasting. lie charges - so for pulling
tooth \ fcw good American dentists could 20 over
there now and at once step into a biz business
have heard the Strauss orchestra in Vienna
said gentleman last evening. tell YOU pcOpl" Will
open their eye, when they hear that orchestra They
move a. ono man. Wonderful precision. Why when
the vi0lins finish part YOU don't see one man put
h, violin under his arm. or stick up his bow or cross
DIS legs and look around 40. sir; they are trained
moves as one: all IS rhythmic. Oh. 1t does one good
e. see such men play, let alone hear them"-lC
clulau Times star
Well! wcn \ Boston paper the other day displayed
on IS bulletin board tho legend. Twenty GGco
thousand seen the baseball yc,tcr.ay'
The trouble with most Of tho Young people who
cheese and kisses for several years is that they can't
depend with any certainty on getting a full supply
What are known as assistant bishops in this country
are called bishops SaGncln in England. But even
in that country everybody doesn't understand the
title: for the other day The wife Of the bishop sunra
gan 81 Reading received letter addressed Mrs.
suNragan. Tho Palace. Reading
4 freah called frog bow" AGED twcnty.one is
advantage over other freaks. No matter how low hi,
anan,c- may become. he Will always shave green
back N0rIistown Herald
First Clubman-rall0ns about newspapers | tell
Won that every The Daily Noleculer surprise,
me
Second Clubman-N Why how is thati | thought Won
REGARDED The Moccule7 sngulary stupid paper.
$50 | do. aud what surprises me Is that 1t appear,
at all
Carlo, tho Cuc-Don Carlos has no more claims tn
the throne Of spain than buzzasd has To eagle
nest hat by keeping up row about II for sevc0l
year, h- got pcn,ioncd of and i, now living in cl>e
minute N he wants the pr'tcndcr IS not killed
on N, gooh he always makes good thing of tide
tiot Free Press.
Saw Western exchange "Thc New York papers
are wrong in saying that the metropolis Is governed
by den,aroeics 1t is really governed by dcmiIohns.
Well if is pretty much the same thing Besides, the
observation IS not original.
GLOVE Is ENOUGH"
a Tragcdy)
Tho groom was loving. the bride fair
Her eve, met his with witchinS air,
She wa, tender and meek maid should br.
And She had no more SENSE than babe OF three.
yonnc,tcr bcwarcl' the old men said
We've tried the pass"-hut he SHOOT. his head.
lie shook hi, head OracularlN.
In marriage, Love is enough" qnoth he.
urc,l,f,st at home. How strange and sweet!
Iut something wrong with the things to eat
something queer I'm coffee and tea
Nay. give me a kiss instead said he.
Dinner At homc-but he could not eat
y raw,h potatoes. O kiln dried meat
You've let the taste from the soup mOaned he
I'll make It all right with Kiss smiled she.
supper at home. and he could not eat
- bread like putty q mush Of Whcati
q Shiny pickles. o tea ~ tan
lie rose from the table starving man.
Aack what acth THAI bridegroom now
He stamps and he knots his brow.
Go home 10 your mother, and say from me
That love is not nearly enough" quoth he.
Good Housekeeping.
lie ought to he able TO write a feeling essay on
" Woman's influence we mean that young Chicago
gentleman who held up and robbed a few nights
ago In his native city By cntcrpgising female foot
pad.
4 Boston man has Remington VT friend who
wrote him few days ago that he had forwarded
barrel Of spruce gum To him IA gift. This gen
crosby OvcrpoWcrcd the Boston man. He knew he
could never dispose ri 10 barrel of spruce gum. I'M
aided In his whole lifetime, he fastened search
out dealer 10 whom. after hard days work, he
sold about n quarter OF the gift. The next morning
the postman brought tho barrel of spruce gum. and
II was about two inches talIlsprngdeld Republican.