The Lebanon express. (Lebanon, Linn County, Or.) 1887-1898, 1890-09-19

i In our town. ana regard the statement
deal charitably with you fellows; you
have been SO long dealing I'M the man
ufactured product that you have no
i faith In anything unless certified by
your senses We have the genuine
article and II will be utilized.
We are told that we received a sere-
made last Saturday night from some of
our hest musicians but We did not en-
10y the pleasure of hearing II ON me-
count of not waking up. Some others
who we're so fortunate as 10 be sere-
nadad the same evening, say that Ii
was most delightful music, and we
much regret that we cid not hear Il.
! There was q social the night before,
and we must have been very sleepy.
Thanks, all the same, boys.
4 Same agent for patent nostrnm
tackled the following l4x8 piece of com
ISOLATION ON board fence In Lebanon;
| Electricity Is lifen A few weeks since,
! ttheauthorities nf the State of New York
decreed that Electricity is death, and
could poor Kreniler testify In the
matter lie would confirm the decree.
We are willing 90 leave To those whose
| lahors are less arduaus the pleasant and
profitable task of reconciling these dis
rrepant statements. Ii will be seen mt
| the fiAal assize that the large flock ot
goats ON the left hand are not snll
editors.
Montague must be preparing for q
boom, Judging by the way he Is stock
| ing mp his Mammoth npd One-Price
Cash Stores. BY purchasing his goods
in such large quantities he naturally
gets much lower prices. He guaran-
tees good goods In all the departments
4 of his extensive establishments at
prices that absolutely astonish other
merchants In the valley, some Of them
going 81 far as to say that Montague
retaiis his goods as low as they buy
them at wholesale. The careful buyer
Invariably goes to Montague's.
i Thos. Kay, az Salem, and D X.
WI atherfork, of Albany, have acquired
= valuable property at Waterloo. The
Immense water power at this place, the
soda spring, and two hundred acres OF
land covering beautiful town site,
have all passed into their hands. 1t is
the purpose OF the owners TO form n
syndicate with a capital stock OF $780,
600, build a ten-thousand-dollar hotel,
:, 10 Astruct an electric railway 10 Leba-
non. farm their water power and thus
build on the banks ofthe South Santlam
an industrial city of no mean pro-
portions.
The One-Price Cash Store has be-
come one of the features of Lebanon.
1 As everything il new and fresh, aud the
prices are 50 much below that charged
In credit-eiving establishments, peo-
pie who desire to buy their goods
J for cash naturally go TO the corner,
! where they do not have to make up 10
the storekceper for the non-paNing GUS
toners who, when they can do so, buy
on credit, and who are eonstitutionally
opposed 10 paying for anything. tiet
prices at the One-Price Cash Stnre and
If there is any reason in YOU that II the
place where you will pur, hase your
. supplies.
Mr.. John Keown, the worthy post
master at Keown, Allegheny County,
Penn, says: "Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy sells better than any other .
The reason Of this is because IL can al-
ways be depended upon. let amy one
troubled with severe cold give it q
trial aud they will find that the first
dose will relieve the lungs and make
! breathing easier, aud that its continued
! use will free thesystem ofall symptoms
nf the cold. The premptness aud GER
] tainty of this remedy in the relief and
cure of colds, has won for it many
: sincere friends and made it very popu-
lar, For sale by NJ. A. Miller
. A manufacturer of weolen fabrics
remarked, after seeing the paper mill
J at this place, that such an industry is
! worth as much to a town as two wooien
mills. With no disparagenfent of the
: iast-naaed Industry, a careful calcula-
tion will convince the most skeptical
Of the truthfulness of the remark. We
e are told that ,000 will be spent
j annually hy this company, every dol
! lar OF which will he left I'm the town
/ and ita immediate vicinity. There viii
e he no importation af raw material; that
y can all I've had just outside the city
limits: the 1900 cords OF wood required
10 feed the furnaces, grows within g
). stones THROW of the corporate lines
! and lastly, the employees viii live
amongst us and patronize our home
merchants.
e BY consulting the register at tie st
Charles hotel il will he seen that tht
: immigration to this country !:
! from no particular locality exclusively
There seems 10 be n restlessness,
: general dissatisfaction with the WAY
: things are ordered in the East TIL,
= grasshcppers I'm Kansas in 1874. afte
? having eaten all the forage, marched il
a body to the lanes and thoroughfaues
r there to await orders. Like the provi
Il dent creatures they are, thev Wen
+ not to the desert or the plain, but they
!. headed for pastures green aud ahun
e vulgar comparison, accurately describe
5 the condition of thousands of people il
:, the East who are signing for the ''flesl
! pots" of this modern Egypt. Friends
! make room; they arc coming.
l. That there Is an immense gas fielC
(. lying in part within the limits of GU
3 town, cannot be doubted by anyon
+ who has the slightest acquaintance
with this luminous agent. Since Ii
,s first discovery, some three month
4 since, the tests have been both Varie'
4 and numerous, and the settled conyic
i ton of our citizens is that we have il
i little city. All thoughts of marsh ga
!. have been dispelled, as none of tin
properties of this gas can be ascribet
:. to the late discovery. Organized effor
= will soon bring to the surface wha
= seems to be ali inexhaustihle supply O
! this gas, and ruel and light will Gu
: but a small figure in the annual ex
J: penditures Of the families in this ant
: more distant parts of the country.
Much ado has been made over th
"a case of John j. Brown, charged witt
% sweating twenty-dollar pieces. Physi
~ ologists mention two kinds, or degree
70 of perspiration, the sensible and tn
l. insensible. John Browns is the onl.
,s case of sensible sweating on record
ir For thirty-five years we have endure,
every degree of heat known to Fahren
heit's thermometer, from the gentl
n peFspiration to the drenching night
N sweat, and the largest coin we eve