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St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
M'KEAN'S FOURTH FLOP.
He Wants the Brotherhood to
Take Him Back,

He wants the brotherhood to
Take Him Back.
CLEVELAND, o., March 22.-Short-
Stop Mexican has made his fourth flop
back to the brotherhood. On the third
flop he went over to the league club,
and has played several exhibition
games with the team. President AL
johnson received the following tele-
gram to-day:
"Will report in New Orleans Sunday
with Beatin. Notify me if satisfactory.
Answer at once. E. j. MCKEAN."
Mr.. johnson answered that he con-
siders his present contract with Nc
Kean binding. MIR. johnson says he
will take Beatin in, though he is not
sure whether he will play Mexican or
not.
I'VE will give him his salary, but he
may play OIL the BENCH" said he.
A telegram received here says that
Treasurer George Howe, of the league
club, is in New Haven attempting to
make Pitcher Gruber flop back into the
league Philadelphia officials say that
no inducements offered will make them
consent to the transfer of Catcher Cross
to Cleveland.
St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
Preparing for the Tournament.

SloSsOn is playing great billiards in
his practice games in New York. MAX
ing runs of 200 occasionally and aver
ages of 80, So and 40, but Jake Schaefer
is holding up the Chicago end of the
game of practice in admirable shape.
In a game with Cation Thursday
night Jake ran up 400 points in
eight innings, making an av erage of so,
with runs of Sc twice, 104 and II. Cat
ton made $50 in seven iunings. Schaefer
played Moulds game of274 points dur
ing the day, and made the score in six
run was 142. with which he closed the
string. Ives and Sphinx also played a
game of 275. and the young Napoleon"
ran out in ten innings with an average
of 2115, making runs Of 81 and 81.
St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
DETAILS OF THE DEAL.
Nick Young Talks About the Ar
rangement.

New York, March %. Mick G.
Young, president of the National
League, in reference to the Washing
ton-Indianapolis deal. made statement
to the press to-day. Frank ID. Robin
son did the greater part of the talking.
He it was who was selected to effect the
deal. Mr.. Robinson said that at the
Cleveland meeting, held three weeks
ago, committee consisting OF Messrs.
S0den, Spaulding and Robinson was ap-
pointed to confer with the owners and
managers or the Indianapolis and
Washington clubs for the purpose OF re-
ducing the membership to an eight
club instead of ten-club league. 1t
was found, he said, that it would be i'm
possible to play a ten-club schedule.
There would be so many Off days that
each club would have to remain idle Oh
an average of over twenty days during
the season, which meant loss to each
club of eighteen games. Brush and
Schmidt took the stand that they were
in the league to stay. The committee
then advised the league to adopt the
ten-club schedule; and if they were not
able later on to make arrangements
with Washington and indianapolis to
have them retire, then the league was
to 90 ahead and play out the schedule.
The league declined to accept this, but
gave the committee power to make
other arrangements for accomplishing
the
Desire of the League.
A meeting was held later, at which
Mr.. Robinson says he was the chair
man, with power to bind the league to
anv deal the committee might make.
Brush and Schmidt still remained firm:
and it was then explained to them that
disaster to the league would follow
them. Mr. Brush said he would trans
fer his loyal men to some other club IN
the league. Brush and Schmidt then
had a conference with their players,
and said they would be governed en-
tirely by them. On this basis they left
Cleveland. The committee next pre-
| sented it's report to meeting OF the
| league, called for that purpose. Mr.
| Robinson then gave his opinion about
! the object of the transaction. and SAID
that If would be the means of downing
| the brotherhood players. He claimed
| they had got all the best players on his
| side. Out of the entire eight club
! league there were not, he said, thirty
| good PLAYERS. The transfer Of the
Sstar" players to the New York club
had made it 100 per cent stronger. In
| the New York brotherhood club there
were many players who ought to have
been, ain my opinion" as ne termed 1t.
'laid on the shelf long ago" Mr..
Brush said the Indianapolis club went
to the Cleveland meeting prepared to
participate in the schedule that was to
| be adopted. A ten-club schedule
meant an unequal fight with the broth
erhood, which had decided advantage:
1t was the personal pride in the city of,
Indianapolis that prompted him to take
the stand he did. The men understood
| that it was for their interests and they
agreed to the terms proposed.
St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
Sl.O7O.lOO


The indicates that the player was tha
year, before contracting, transferred from
one club to another.
George Gore, prior 10 the season of 1889,
was given his choice as to signing contract
calling for $1,000 salary or TO have his un-
conditional release. lie chose to accept the
contract.
t In the spring of 1885 O'Rourke was trans
ferred from the Buffalo club to the New York
club, his salary being increased from 5000
to 81, 500, with the proviso in the contract
that he should not be reserved. He was not
reserved but signed again with the New York
club for salary of $4,000.
U White and Rowe were, prior to the season
of 1889, transferred from the Detroit club to
the Plttsburg club. In addition to the salary,
which was at the rate of $500 per season,
or $500 per month. they were paid $1,000
each for agreeing to the transfer.
Hanlon, during the season of 1880, was
made captain and manager of the Pittsburg
team. He was asked his terms for 1890, aud
named his price at S3, 800, which was ac
cepted and his name left from the reserve
list, but he disregarded that contract and has
failed to fulfil it. Calvin was transferred
from the Buffalo club to the Pittsburg club
in 1885. During that season his arm failed
so badly that it was thought that his useful
ness as pitcher was at an end. He there
fore offered his services to the club at So, 900,
which was accented
St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
Football.

The annual meeting of the st. Paul
Football club will be held at the Wind
sor hotel Oh Monday evening next at s
O'Clock. All members of this and North
Star club are earnestly requested to at
tend. and an invitation is extended to
all interested in the game. George G.
Lambert secretary: Charles p. Muir
ply, vice president.
St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
TIES N.AD[ER FURNITURE CO
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Telephone 1922.

We desire to say to friends and neghbors the et
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St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
Athletic Club.

At a meeting held Thursday night, to
form an athletic association, the Y. M.
C. A. Athletic club was organized with
the following officers: r. L.. Weston,
president; James Denegre, vice presi-
dent; I. j. Buford, secretary: II: G..
Mcconnell, treasurer, and William
Thompson, captain. Board Of directors
Messrs. Kirby, Brown, SeiXas, Merrill
and Evelen. Membership open to
members of the Y. NJ. G. A.
St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
Afraid of Needham.

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, March o.
Billy Mahan is not as anxious to meet
Danny Needham to finish as Demp-
sey is to snatch La Blanche's laurels
from his brow. Mahan signed last
night to fight Billy Shannon, of
this city, at the Occidental club
for purse of $1,000, $500 to the loser,
Monday evaing, April %. Needham had
posted $500 forfeit to Mahan, but the
coast champion lightweight rightfully
came to the conclusion that Shannon
was much easier game to bag than Need
ham. Mahan, however, agrees to allow
Shannon to fight ten pounds over his
Mahan's) weight, or 40 pounds.
St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
ONE PRICE FOR ALL

have straightforward doing business,
and upon depend and that will
We thinking much of what
are going to-day but willing trust the future of doing
we'll to-day
St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23

st. Louis, went to his home in Han
nibal, Mo-, yesterday, TO visit his
parents. From there he goes
direct to Pittsburg to join the
Players league team and play first
base. Beckley says he is as firm a
brotherhood man as any member of that
organization. and that his apparent de-
sertion to the league was the result of a
total misrepresentation of facts to him
by the league people. He is very bitter
against Manager Hecker, of the Pitts
burg league team, for something the lat
ter had published concerning him in the
Cincinnati papers.
St. Paul daily globe., 1890-03-23
Chicago Defeats BROOKLYN.

ST. AUGUSTINE, March 22.-The Chi
cago-Brooklyn National league game
to-day was won by Chicago:
Chicago. II % 9 Q 0-l5
Hits, Chicago IS, Brooklyn 4 errors, Chi
cago 10, Brooklyn 10; batteries, sullivan
and Laverty, Hughes and DAILY. The Chi
capo team left for Texas tonight.
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~ e1en mix g~n8dn9li6su areileu =
ltlosf oefaebens. Sd fgbs ben 0er1u
Bartrster Der &iaaisarnaitid)aft i'd
dleli. 6iif ibH liro laeire eripIQ!oleu
8eniibungsn CUR grnltteIuug bes nuu=
5etanaten" elm neues @!is6 in Der 9ette
Ielrfs Srbi5ienbepeifes. ;5tr mid be,
eellten tie better niHt3. 0ls Bob Der be.
trehenbe iunge Wann 3ur 3eit abtDeisno
IL, Doer aus irgenb einem @runbe Ti9
utDt ueanen mag. Sn(ten Sic. meine
9erren Ri6ter, mas i'd ni9t CLAUDE,
ben IHgetlagten trDB Der m~auselnoen
gelpsiIe fur feline 5@ulo auf bic bloBe
MISUNDERSTANDING bon Snbi3ien bin
oerurtbeile1l, 10 asbe i6 Sbnen bic feFe
gerf6erung Sd tuerbe nidt ruben
nod raEten, bis id Ben gepeis fir Sic
un|9uib bieies Mannes ans 2iAt aez
btA4t babe. Denn Der Nngef[aate 1T
unfduioig an oe:a 8erbre6en, cos Inn
hier sur 2at aeIe9t !piro. Sd bite Jim
feline Greiipre1unG.
9aben Sic un5 nod etlpas Al Iaaen?
tpanote fi6 Der 8~orIiBenbe an ben Mnz
%geflaeten.
2a9mann, Der Bis babin foft tbeilz
nabmslos ben 8erBaHolungen gefolst
toar, erbob Ii@. Seine Brut arbeitete
beftig, e. f@ien etmas fagen au tooleu
unb fredte bic Sanb gegen ben Gidter=
tif@ aus, oanu T6iitteIte er nit Gem
&opfe unb lieB lih f9ner auf bic 6oIa,
banf uieberfallen.
Ser @eri9tsbof sog fi6 sariid. Na9
eiHer baGben Stuabe b~ertlinbete ber
goribenbe bas uttteil N6t Sabre
3u@ttaus, @brberluf auf Bic Dauer
bon ftinf SaDren unb Stelung unter
poliaet. Nuff9t.
Dsit ftatrem @eIiGtsausorud b6rte
Der NngefIagte es Oft. Seine Singer
frompften ii@ in bas 5Dl3 Der @hranfe,
baB ibm fat bas Slut uuter ben MdgeIn
berborTpribte, Damn beugte er lid gu
bent oor bet Nrtlogsbant febeaben
Tertbeioiaer berab unb feu9ie better /:
Ser Iiebe Got unb sic, 9err Dottor,
wiien, baB i9 unf9uloig bin. Sd
bab's getpubt, baB i'd fti1t losfommett
tuerbe ! - Seine 6timme {dlua
tim unO eth paar bide 9brdnen rannen
i'm. bic braunen Wangen binob. Mdt
Sabre! SEPT bin i6 alptiuubfe63is -
sd metbe pobl aus Dem 3u6tharts
niGt mebr berausfommen. Sd babe
nlie oeH1a!s in BET Nadt ge6a6i, eoB
ber liebe @ott es anbers NIT mir i'm
Sinae babe = nun. bieusi9t 1T es 10
better
ST. fubr iid nit eer 0ano fiber bic
Ilteen, bann tidteie er fi1 auf unb
fol9te iirafeH @6rities benz Gsri9ts.
bielter, Der i'm in feline 3els 5uriif.
fiibrte.
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@erhaate @lntspertpaunte.

@erbabte gerpanbte iinb bieienisen, melbe benz rd=
'erli6en Stamme Malarta entIprunaeu limb. Gs
itnp btes Sahttelfrpit nnb Sieberfhauer, @auenieber,
nas talte 6ieber unb Mi1Sleipen. OieIe Setnbe Der
tprperli3en 0fube limb idnlntlt9 glutSperpanbte, penr
eS lit SireiTeapS, baB biec enpemii9en 9eiaperbell
bnr9 Slutrerstftuns, peruriadt rur6 Die in Der 2uit
un6 i'm Waier in Malariasegenben pprbanbenen Mias=
men berprrsernfcn iperben. Spitetter's Masen=g ttz
ter8 treibt has mta5matii6e @ift aug benz Slute, es
t1ut lp9ar ntebr ala ba5, benin e5 neutraltiirt bas att
mpsp9drii4e unb pdferi9e Gift unb ieine Seime, ebe
unb idist ipmit ipirflam sesen bas unseitiime @nbrtn.
gen bieier bidbpliiden S~ruperI9aft ppn Sranfbeitcn.
G5 1T bemjufplse ni6t nur Elm Setllmittel, Ipnbern aud
Elm grrbeu8un9srntttel prompt in, Sefreien BON 9eiben,
ppn anbauernber @irtuns unb b~urcbauS pirfunasppq.
Nerpp5tdt, 8auenleiben, gerbauuugsz unb Nterenbez
i6perben miien ibm netden.
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saT Wenn Semanb fsin unb su an=
%Aebmbarem 9reiie ipeilen mill, 70 gebe
ct gum WiifiOns=@arten Die
Serren Wbeiner & Waal, geiber bie=
leg gtabsihements, balten barauf, lire
8afe iiets poltommen 3ufrieben au fell
len. Mae iaifonmdBleen SelitateHen,
WuFern, Wilb, Slide. @efliigeI &c. finb
bort III Der 6elifatelten 3ubereitung ale
3eit gu haben- MabIaeiten tperben auf
Wunf6 in Bic Wobnungen ber Runber
gefanot. Nu6 bietet Der nit Der
Speiietpiribf9aft o~erbunbene 8arz
Die bei!en @eirdnfe. tets friIhes
Bier unb feline 2iqu6re unb Bsine.
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~rsts, so Gents; In aaen spatbefea sn baben.
THE CHARLES a. soeELER Co., Baltimore. Nd.
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Sos gr6Bte 2ager bon @etDsbrs
inb &ebolberz Yatrpnen Bel piper &
. 6ultbee.
Dier5;ejabrtse 0%rfabruHe elmer
alien wGrtertu.


Wsrs. Winslops Srptbins Ssrup wirb
BON elmer ter Soften Dpftprinnen unb ben
Wdrteriunsn in ben Ser. Staaten per>
idriefen. ST muree felt 40 Sabren bon
WfiuiOnen, bon Otittern unb Sinberu nit
ME feblenoem grfolse sebraudt, icwObl
bon benz 6 Gage atten ainbe, fpie BON err
wadienen Sinoern. st beieitist Sdirfe
I'M Wusen, tefreit .on Binbtplic unb re=
sulirt bic @ebarme; er peridafft fur Sins
Der uno Diitter 9fube unb Brhlbebasen.
Wir slauben, baB ber Sprup bus beite
unb liderte Wittel 1T seeen Dhienterie
unb Diarrhpe BET Sinbern, s(eidoisl Of
ourd 3ahnen reruriaat pber burd anbes
re llriaden. Cine @straudSanpeiiuna
wirb ieber 6laide beiseseben. sc 1T
teins dat, menn nidt ba8 6acinlile bon
@urtis II. Bsrfins auf Der "9lu6enieite Der
ginpa6ua9 eutbalteu 1T. Sn allen Npp,
tbeten 81 baden, bic 6laide 25 Gents.
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A. MOVE,
yerli9ernnss< { 2aub@ Nsent,
iiber @olF & Marr,
&omtraftoreu ,auf9epabt!
Mapors Office,
SON Wntonio, 81. Sob. 1899.

OSR Wv 4OOOs
gerfiegeIte Nngebote uers
ben in oieisr Office eingeforoert unb i'm
Beifein ber Sieter se6fnet. ON
6amfasb ben 1. Gebruar, 1890,
ftr bic YHaferung Der folsenbem @tra.
Zen unb pta5a's nit Mesquit.8 Iods :
alamo plaaa, bom gnbe beg plafers
aur gde bon Mue. D unb SoEHonhroBe
Bis Mbe. 6. 2,814.4 Quabrat.O arbs.
6oufonfraBe bon Der gde bes plaaa
big our Noro : G%IoresfraBe. 9,958.71
Quabrat. Oarbs.
Nceauia Strabe bon 6oufiontraBe
aum Wain>p la3a. 1,990,69 Quabrais
Oarbs.
SOlebab.S traBe, bon 6oufonjfraBe
gum Wain' plaaa. 1,504.7 Quabrat.
Oarbs.
uub anbere Siraben, bic nod BE-.
itimn1t tperben m6sen.
Bieter finb gebalten, tuenn He lire
Nngebote einrei@en. elm DepoEt bon
3weibunbertunbfinfsig Solais ($25O)
81 binterlegen, dig cine 8arantie, baB
Der Hieter ben borgelHlagenen Rontraft
iibernimmt unb bic erforberlide gara-
fdaft bafiir felt. SIN Sale er oiss
ni9t tbun foIie, 10 1T bas 9epofit an
bic Stabt berfaIen.
Spe5iitatiouen f6nnen aueeieben unb
erlangt iuerben, enitpeber in bitter
Office ober in Der Office beg Stabt<
S~ngenieurs.
Die Stabt bebdIt lsd has GeGt Dor,
ireenb ems ober ole Angebote 3uriid.
3uipeifeH.
Die MngebDte mffen an ben MaDor
nbrefirt uno Proposals for Mesquite
Block Pavement" iiberf1rieben fein.
Brpan @aIIagban,
Mttelirt: Wapor,
g. g. gIaubon. 6taotsg lerf.
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e6rperes Masenleioen sebeil..

Sdtperes Wa8efIeiSen sebeft!.
@prt Supe, MiiA., IS Geb., 1889.
gpr IA Sabrsn lit I'd, an einsm i6tperen @a>
eenleiben urb glaubte fhon ID, mare benz Gobe
nabe. Da befant i1 sufalis Or. lusuit So
niS'S 3antburstr 9rppfen III bic 6anbf; i1 &C.
traudte 5 Glalhen uab rurhe splifanbis Dte>
berberseifelt. = Gilbert Sieler.
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9r. S. @. 8reesina, 3abnar3t.
Office No. 231 Oft 9oufton : GtraBe,
Son Qntonio. Spredt BET inn borI
GelifpxniasWsine.

acknowledgement finben Elm srpBes 2as
get bon feinen California Weineu BEL
9errH s. s. Meper am Mlamo
plaaa. 9err SLEEPER iuht Die Meine
Gil Dit uno Giele aus u,.b fauft brett
aus Dem Seller Ter Wein5i6ter. Nls
gutem Renner selinst es I'm tets, bic
beiten Sorten au%ssumdblen. Ut fann
feline 9unben nno Samtlien nit einem
gutsn Sropfen berfeben. 3oib= unb
WsiBmeine III bor3iigli6er Nualit0t
oo!t test ab $1.00 per 8agone = Fret
tns 0aus geliefert.
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1noef1deide1,
tuerben fsd,er gebeift hurm
prAaeaafGmstfsh
9amburger Sropfen.
Bur INFRINGING

Bur B1utrrinisgns.
2ancaifer, @a., "a Suli, 1883.
Or. ausuff Sbnia's Sambufser Grppfsn
babe ID CUR 8lltreinisuns, sesen Magenleiben
unb Debilitdt einsenpmn,en. SD fam bieIels
ben nidt ssnus empfeblen.-Gbarles gberbarb,
g9riitiansS Strait.
M~asenIeisen sebeilt.
gepria, SGs., 5 Stunt, 1888.
Meine Grau leicet febr bdufia an Maaenlet>
ben unb bsl., i'd balte bcshalb ltets Or. @ua.
RDnis'5 9aniburser Grppfen I'M 5aufe, ba
le in berartiscm Galen Gin mic feblenees Wit~
tel iinb uab tenn Id ~bieielben nur empfeblen.
= %. 9inbis.
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Git 00nkbarer Datient,

her ittnen sanen niht senanut baten nil, unp Der
tetne peuitamci9e Nteoerberitcuaitg ppn idl,pes
rem setpeh elmer, in einem Dettprbub ausesebeuen
af5net r%eroantt, labt ourh un6 bdlelbe fpitenfret on
BUD entbalt gleispte, bic tn ieeer Sisotbete seriaGt
fperoeH t6nnen, S6idt Sure Gorelie nit 9riefmarte
on .,Wsipat %iinif nup T~tSpenfats', % 9et
II, Stry gasiD g}prt, ". q.
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rs Gts. bas gadet. sn alien @ppttefsn su Babe,

THE CHARLES A. voeELEa CO.. Baltimore. ND.
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: Gmgliibe gd1mle,
San ntonio o, Sera&.

" yeIUF.
anertannt tiidtise 2ebrenfaIt fiir &aa5en
nno Mdb@en ; felt brsisig Sabren in roger
Birfiamseit. 8crtreiaide 2ebrtrdfte unter Be,
pdbrter 2situns. Ser ensliidsn Sprade tpirb,
pie Der beutfden, boue @eGnuns aetraaen.
auBereem tlnterridt int 9panii6en. @iniaer.
:,aben borbereitete S.aIler fneen teoeraeit
Iufnabme. Ndbere ansfunft ertbeilen SER
8. @roos, @rdiioent oes SduI @orfanbes
nno 8 nj. 8arbed, Direction ber NnaaIt
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Nm anbern Worgen purbe Der Mlte
Dor ben &i9ter sefiibrt, benz Die pors
ldufige 8ernetmun9 Der mdbreno Der
Nadt bon Der poliaei Mufgssrihenen
DbIag.
ginen Nusenblid lang firirte ibr bies
Ter burd feline funtelnben 8riqengldier,
bann iaete er gemiitbli6en Zones : go,
MAIDEN Sie's fur3, 2a6mann, no baben
Sic bic iibrigen @oIbfiide
Wel6e iibrisen o. lbitiide, 6err
Mmtsri1ter?
Run, bic Sic beute Na6t in Der ubs
Idnbfirabe geftobIen baben
Bel meiner Seelen Sesligfeit, 9err
Wmisri9ter, i6 bin beute Wa1t ni6t
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q Waberifs 8anf besa5!t 4
pro3ent 3inien fit 3eitsS epofiteu.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-09-25
"A Dark Prospect.

It was in little southern town called
Mckinney. says the Detroit Free Press.
A windmill agent from Ohio bowed
to 4 girl who passed the hotel veranda.
He claimed he thought he knew her.
but it was doubtless a bogus claim. l
think he was sort of Anasher -
general southern agent for the cele-
brated cyclone windmill and MASKING
done on short notice. The girl had
scarcely passed when a man waited
upon the agent and said:
81 have come to knock your head off
for bowling to my daughter!!''
And he thumped him all over the
veranda and left him u wreck. The
agent had only gotten upon his legs
when another man approached and
said:
You tried to mash my sister, and
now I'll mash your
And he also did the humping act in
vigorous manner, and had only fin.
ished when brothers Nos. 2, 8, 4. 5, and
8 arrived, and they were wrangling as
to who should sail in next, when cousins
Jim. Tom, Bill, Hank, Pete. Charlie,
and Sam arrived. They were followed
by brother-in-law Joe, Jack, John, Abe,
and Washington, and as the agent
looked around he was forced to ex-
claim:
Good heavens! but are you all re.
lated?"
"All-all!'' they shouted.
And are there any morepn
ANY more! WHY. there isn,t ,nv-
body but Mckinney in the whole
township. Wait until the nephews
and uncles, and grandfathers begin tc
arrive."
I'D rather not" groaned the agen
as he fell back. Kill me now anc
let's have it over WITH,
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-09-25
His Name is Dennis"

Whence, by the way, comes the
phrase His name is Dennis?n Nv
Ignorance is deplorable. doubtless but
l found a score of wise men and
women yesterday who are in the same
boat. One authority consulted said:
Il have u vague idea that some fellow
whose name was Dcnnis got hung.
Somebody who did not know Of this
tragic fact asked afterward what had
become Of Mister Dennis and the
answer he got was His name is
Dennis.''
In my search after the origin of the
phrase | came upon the record Of a
certain John Dennis. an English critic
and poet in a small way. who lived in
the eighteenth century. In his capac-
ity Of critic he wrote savage review
of Pope's Essay on Man. and the
revengeful poet replied by immortal
izing Mr.. Dennis in THE Dunciad. y
after this fashion:
Should Dennis publish you had stabbed your
Say, what revenge on Dennis Gun be had?
100 dull for laughter, for reply too mad;
9n one SO poor you cannot take the law:
IN one SO Old your sword you ScOrn to draw
Uncaged, then. let tho harmless monster rage.
secure In dullness, want and senile age
~ ittsbu1.qh DISPATCH.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1890-09-25
THE>KAIsER's BROTHER.
How Military Discipline Got the Best Of
Prlncely Dirt.

Apropos of the meeting between the
queen and the Empress Frederick at
Darmstadt I am reminded, says the
London Figaro. of the following story,
which is characteristic of her majesty's
eldest daughters notions and practice
of discipline: Prince Henry, the broth
er of tho present emperor, had. when
a small boy, the greatest objection to
his daily bath, and the nursery became
every morning the scene OF Il vigorous
and fearful struggle on his part against
Tubing. His mother tried in vain to
persuade him that baths were newt
able and that he must submit to them,
but she finally gave the nurse orders
way. Prince Henry, confident that he
had gained a remarkable victory, was
eXultant, and when he set out for his
morning walk took no pains to conceal
his triumph. He INDUCED in sundry
haunting remarks to his attendants;
but on returning home he was sur
prised to notice that the sentinel at the
gate did not present arms as he passed
On reaching the palace he found a
second sentinel equally remiss, and
knowing as we'll us any of his punctil-
lious race what was due to his rank,
the little fellow walked up to the man
and asked severely: ''Do you know
who l am?' Yes. Hohelt,'' said the
sentinel, standing motionless. ''Who
am I?' Prince Heinrich" ''Why
don't YOU salute, then?' because we
do not present arms to an unwashed
prince" replied the sentinel" who had
received his orders from the princes
mother. The little fellow said not a
word. but walked on, bravely winking
back the two big tears which filled
his eyes. Next morning, however, he
took his bath with perfect docility, and
was never known to complain of il
again.