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PIGS FOR SALE.

WE have at our Piggery In Cape Elizabeth, a
w lot OF Choice Pigs, White Chester and Berk.
shire graded, which we offer for sale; orders by
mail promptly filed
For particulars, call on or address
FLETCHER a CR0wELL,
261 Commercial Street.
mar21d3m Portland Me.
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Domestic Ports.

AR at Newport. RI, 18th inst sch Glendale, Of
Vinalhaven, mackereling.
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TENEMENT TO ET-Of rooms at No
Il 80 Pleasant street, TO family Of two or three
persons, no chit Address ]. P0LLEYS, this
office. 12-1
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TIO LET-on Big Diamond Island YER, nice
Il new cottage of 8 or rooms all furnished,
water closet running water in sink, near the
shore, very desirable location. Also, house Fal-
mouth Foreside near Judge Goddard farm. L.O.
BEAN q CO.. 40 EXchanpe street. 13-l
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Capt Bragg, of steamer Eleanora, from New
York reports, morning of the 18th, on Nantucket
Shoals, passed number OF headings. strapped to
gether, also, vessels spar, apparently broken of
at the deck, and not long in the water.
MILESTONE Ii, Jnne 13-Sch Maud. Robinson
while passing through Hell Gate 12tn in tow of a
tug, collided with steam lighter and lost foretop
mast. flying jibboom, and headgear. The lighters
house was entirely knocked off.
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WANTED
MISCELLANEOUS.

NOTICE-Don't forget when you come to
In Long Island TO call and see HERBERT at bis
Island Home, opposite Ponce's Landing, where
you can get nice lunch with his cool Portsmouth
beer and other nice cool drinks always on hand.
JAMES HERBERT. 81
EOR EXCHANGE-Owr ers desiring to ex-
l. change property In Portland for desirable
real estate In Minneapolis, Mimi. address 291
Cumberland street, city. A. G. LEWIS 81
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FiN0 LET-Rent OF rooms So, with Sebago,
4 rear 227 Danforth street. EDWARD HASTY,
IL Green street. 1871
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FROM MERCHANTS EXCHANGE.


Ar at Bangor 18th, sch r F Pettigrew, Morse
Philadelphia.
Sid FIN Sydney, NSW, May 18th, barque Harry
Morse, Hughes, San Pedro.
Sid FIN Newcastle May 10th, barque Spartan
Cairns Manila.
Ar at Pauillac IL It'll inst, barque Harvard. Chad
bourne. Adelaide for Bordeaux.
Passed Dover 18th inst, ship Cyrus Wakefield
Young, from Hull for New York.
Sid FIN Queenstown July 18th. ship Challenger
Thompson, Qrom Portland. o. for Hartlepool.
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EOR RENT-On Cape Elizabeth, beautifully
i situated and fine view of the harbor, furnish
ed cottage, one mile from the Ferry, two minu-
ties to the Omnibus line. Fifty dollars for the
season. Address, L. A BACHELDER, SO Plum
street. Portland 1O-I
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ITO ET-At Woodford's new tenements
Il with stables and Sebago, on street car line;
cheap to small families W. II. WALDR0N, 180
Middle street. ILL
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RAILROADS.
RumfOrd Fails & Buekiield Railroad,
In Effect May ~, 1890.

Leave Portland via q. T. Railway, 900 q. m. and
1902. m; on Saturdays sic 5. N. RETURN-
ING-Leaye Canton 4.30 and 5.60 a. m; on Sat
urdays 800 pm.
STAGE CONNECTIONs-DAIL w.
Minot for Hebron Academy; Buckneld for ".
Sumner and Turner; Canton for Peru, Dtxneld
and Mexico, also for Brettun's NILS, Liyermore.
my10dtf l.. L. LINCOLN, SupL
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AGENTS wANTED

WINTpA-Agents to sell the Pinless Clothes
uhu Eu Line; the only line ever invented that
holds the clothes without pins; perfect success (;
patent recently issued; sold only by agents, to
whom the exclusive right is given on receipt Of so
cents we will send sample line bv mail; also cir
culars price list and terms to agents; secure your
territory at 0noe. Address The SinIess Clothes
inc Co., IL Hermon Street, Worcester. Mass.
apr5 S&W6m
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GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY OF CANADA

On and after MONDAY, May ~, 1890.
trains will run follows
DEPARTURES.
Fer Auburn and lewiston, 7.20 and 300
a. M, and H. 40 and 5.12 p. m. For Gsrl,am
900 a. m, and 1.3o and 6.12 p. m. For N on-
treal and ChicngO, 900 a. m, and 1. 80 .. m
For Quebec, 1.3O p. M. For Bueknefd and
Canton, 900 a. m, and I.30 p. m.
ARRIVALS
From Lewiston and Auburn, 1928 and
11.E0, a. o.. $40 and $50 p. m. From Cor
ham, 8. 20 a. M, lilo and 8. AZ p. m. From
chicago aud Montreal, IL 80 and b.42 y. m.
From Quebec, 11.bO "a. m. From Island
Pond, tMixed) TOO p. m.
Pullman Palace sleeping Cars ON might
train, and Paror cars on day train between Port
land and Montreal.
TECKRT OFFICE.
SO Exchange ST., and DeuOi Foot Of India Street,.
Lowest fares from Portland, Yarmouth Junction
and Danvllle Junction, as follows; To Chicago
$1,000 and $1,000 Detroit Sl6.76 and $1,000:
Kansas City S29.50 and S2S.75; st. Paul $1,000
and $1,000; st. Louis via Detroit S24.75 and
e2t.O0: ST. Louis via Chicago eR6.SO and
S24.80; San Francisco. Cal. s9O.26 and f63 90
The above rates subject to change.
JOSEPH HICKSON, General Manager
Portland. May Is. 1880. myi2dn
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MAINE CENTRAL n. n.
For Hanger, Har Hnrbor, 80. John, the
White Mountains, Montreal
aud the West.

On and after April 7th, 1890, passenger trains
leave Portland, as follows;
For AUBURN and LEWISTON, S.46 a. m, LIS
and g. d. m.
LEWISTON Via BRUNSWICK, $50 a. M, Lee.
RoCKLAND and KNOX q LINCOLN r. r.. ESQ
a. m. and l.20 and sos p. m.
BRUNSWICK, BATH, GARDINER, HALO
WELL and AUGUSTA, $50 and 1880 q. ms
PENNINGTON via LEWISTON, S.45 a. N.
Lilo p. m. via BRUNSWICK, i. 20 D. m.
MOOkMOUIH, WINTHROP, READFIELD and
OAhLANDJ Lilo 2. m.
WAIEkNlLLE via LEWISTON, 1.16 D. M, via
AUGUSTA, $50 and 1890 a m. 20 and
til 20 p. M, and on SATURDAYS only AZ O6 D. M
SKOWHEGAN Via LEWISTON, LIS o. m. VIA
AUGUSTA, $50 a. m, 100 and II i 20 o. I'M.
BELFAST, LIS, 1.20 and I'll. 30 D. m.
DOVER and FOXCROFT via DEXTER lao ana
BANG0R via LEWISTON, LIS p. M; via
AUGUSTA, ESQ a. m, 1.20 and t11.2o p. m;
and on Sundays only at 100 a. m.
BANGOR Il PISCATAQUIS X. r., VIA DEXTKR
at 1.2O and t11.2O p. M; via OLDTOWN a.
$50 a. m, and IL 20 p. m.
ELLSWORTH and BAR HARBOR at 1.20 and
MI. DESERT FERRY and VANCEBORO, ESQ
a. M, 1.16, 1.2O and til 20 D. m.
VANCEBORO, AROOSTOOK COUNTY, ST.
JOHN, HALIFAX, and the PROVINCES, LIS,
1.2O and t11.2O p. m.
might express with sleeping cars attached
runs every night, Sundays Included, but not 70
Skowhegan Monday morning or to Belfast and
Dexter, or beyond Bangor Sunday mornings, but
on and after May 18th, win run through TO Bar
Harbor.
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VlnaIhaven.

A very pretty wedding took place June
18th at 10 o'clock "a m, at the residence of
j. r. DOane, when his daughter Nellie G.
was united In marriage to Mr.. Robert
Walker of Warren, Ne. The ceremony was
performed by Rev. w. ii. Lttlefeld in the
presence of only the immediate friends of
the families. The presents were numerous
and useful. Mr.. and Mrs. Walker left on
the noon boat for Boston; after spending a
few DAYS there they will visit the White
Mountains and many other places. They
will reside in Warren, Mr.. Walkers home.
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VInaIhaven.

Capt. j. H. Hamilton in sloop Yankee
Girl has contracted with ROckland parties tC
build part of the granite wall around the
old Atlantic wharf in Rockland.
The granite cutters at Hurricane are SUI
stone Point, Conn.
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Muggins-Hullol Where are you off to in such

VAN HoUTEN's CocoA-delicious- in
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TO LET,

ITO LIE r-Firstclass three story brick house.
Il corner Park and Gray streets. modern Inn
provements IA finished rooms, suitable for a
large family or for boarding or lodging house,
good chance 10 make money by letting rooms.
BENJAMIN SHAW, 4S1a Exchange street, or
to EDWARD HASTY, IL Green street. 181
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The June session Of Oxford District Lodge
was held with BucRfeld Lodge at Buckfield
June 18th. The meeting was called to order
by District Templar Park. Seven lodges
were represented Thirty-one delegates
were present also a number of officers and
members Of subordinate lodges who were
not delegates. The reports from the lodges
order throughout the district. Fourteen
delegates TODD the D. l.. degree. The next
session will be held with Sure Haven Lodge,
East Hebron Oct 9th. This was one of the
most pleasant sessions that this District
Lodge has enjoyed for some time.
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APALACHICOLA-Sld Sd, sch ] Gregory
Killen, Providence.
III port 9th, schs Scotia, Mary Sprague, anC
Hattie Dunn, for -.
Sid 18th. sch Mary Sprague. Poland. Boston.
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ITO BE LET-Upper tenement In house No.
IL "a Chestnut street In perfect repair. Has
Sebago water, water closet, cemented cellar, etc.
ZIER, 1913 Middle street. 1O-1
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Epileptic Fits Cured.

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EOR SALE CHEAP-Two good work
IL horses; two new mitch cows. Apply at the
late GEO. w. ALIENS, Cape Elizabeth. 101
EOR sALE-A New Mail Safety, model of'S9.
Il Bought of G. L, Bailey, and never run 8
miles. Mr.. Bailey offers a similar machine, he
says is "as good as new" for S110, but the above
safety will be sold for 500 cash. Address Obi
cycle" care Telegram Office" 81
EOR sALE-Bamboo But-ends and Tips for
L. EaselS and Curtain Poles. Also, whole
Poles and a general assortment OF Fishing Tackle.
q. l.. BAILEY, 263 Middle street. 81
EOR SALE AT wOODFORDs- One
II 21a story house on Lincoln street. One
Q story house on Mechanic street. One story
house on WoOdfords street. All with stables.
Also. ga acres of and on south side OF Spring
street. Inquire of o. p. ROGERS, 3S7 Congress
street, city. Ga
DICH CLRs FOR sALE-New Mail Safety,
ID model OF '89, good as new, $40; American
IDEAL" "A in $500; New Mall Ordinary, "a in,
$120; New Mail Safetes, $780, and Boys Safe
ties. G. L. BAILEY, 263 Middle street. 81
EOR sALE-story and half house situated
IL at Brightons corner, on Rackleff street. In
qulre at the house. G0UDY. 3-2
EOR sALE-A two story house. ell and barn,
Il with 1S acres Of land, good orchard, pleasant
location. good schools near Greedy Institute,
Post Office and store; for further particulars in
qulre of MRS. Z. @. BLACK, Cumberland Centre,
Maine. 294
EI7OR sALE-Cottage house, rooms, fur
IL nished or unfinished, In first class condi-
ton, with modern improvements, situated at No.
"a Quebec street. Apply to JABEZ TRUE, 394
Fore street. i2u
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28
At Home, After Many Years.

The return to Chicago, after thirteen years.
absence, of d. D. Spencer brings again To
public attention man whose reckless finan-
ciering wrought widespread ruin. He fed in
1877 Immediately subsequent to the failure Of
the Cook County National bank and the
State Savings institution, both of which were
under his control, and became a resident OF
Stuttgart, Germany. He left behind terrible
aggregate of misery, for the savings Of hun
dreds were swallowed up, but it has always
been an open question whether Spencer was
not rather the dupe of others than a willfui
wrong doer. At any rate the years have not
dealt lightly with him. and those who knew
the aggressive, confident business man of
other days would find little to recall him by
in the careworn, aged features of the returned
exile.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28
None Are Harmless.

/ have recently met with several cases of
insomnia due to the overtaNation of the
American nervous system. and have been re-
quested 10 prescribe some drug that would be
effective To procure sleep and he at the same
time harmless. No such drug exists. There
is no medicine capable of quoting to SLEEP
voluntary life that has been working tel
hours Mt high pressure except it he more or
less poisonous. Consumption of choral, bro
mine in some form, or opium, has increased
in this country to an incredible extent, is still
growing. and large number of Americans
go to bed every night more or less under tn
influence of poison. Sleep thus obtained is
not restful or restorative, and nature sternly
exacts her penalties for violated law more
severely in these cases than in most others,
Digestion suffers first, one is rarely hungry
for breakfast, and loss of morning appetite
is certain sign of i'll health. Increasing
nervousness follows until days become bur
dens and poisoned nights the only comfort
able parts Of life. DR.. Hutchinson in Amer.
lean Magazine.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28

Lawrence also painted a portrait of Lady
Elizabeth Cover, who In 1919 married Earl
Grosvenor eldest son of the Marquis of West
minister She became in due course Of time
Lady Westminster, and lived to n great old
age preserving. even to the last. traces of the
loveliness which distinguished her youth.
Americans generally are familiar with the
romance surrounding the family OF Baltimore
Bonapartes. 1t was "A notable event when the
belle of the Monumental city married the
brother of the French ruler and, as the papers
of the time declared, 'cemented the alliance
between the countries of Washington and La
fayette." But the first consul did not propose
that his imperial plans should be disturbed by
an alliance of this sort, and refused to regard
| is brother Jerome's regal wife as anything
save Miss Patterson. The divorce which he
insisted on caused rupture between Napo-
leon and PINS VII, and tine Baltimore beauty,
insisting that she was and would remain Nine.
Jerome Bonaparte, crossed the seas and des-
pite her marital separation shone III foreign
society as a bright particular star for years
She returned to America in 1884 and ended
her life in her native CRY.
One of the lovely women of past gener-
alton well worthy of mention is Elizabeth n
Monroe, the wife of James Monroe, for eight
wears president of the United States. Her
maiden name was Kortright, and her father
had been captain in the British army. Mr.
Monroe, when he secured her hand, was a
congressman from Virginia. The wedding
took place in 1856, and from the hour when
their fortunes were joined at the altar Mrs
Monroe, by her grace, her charm of manner
and her tact, greatly aided the future president
in concilating foes, making friends and cary
ing out career. They lived much abroad,
for he was minister to France and then to
England and afterward AT home the lady's
social duties included those which devolve
upon the wife of a secretary of state and the
chief executive of republic. She was a
handsome woman and she had brains
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28

front by merit alone Of her surprising charms
was Emma Lyon. She owed nothing to q
mothers watchfuness and care, as did tbs
Cummings She was simply aud wholly q
child Of the slums, the offspring of a house
maids intrigue, and cast off waif of the
streets. Her girlhood was passed amid all
the surroundings Of abject poverty and ire
deemable vice. At - she was nursery
maid, immature, but already showing prom
Use of great beauty. DR.. Graham. "a notori-
Gus quack of the day, picked her out of the
gutter, and utilized her in his lectures on
health, the half clad girl posing before her
employers audiences rs the goddess Hygeia
After this the painter Romney grew infatu-
ated with her, and placed on numerous cam
vases dclineations of her glorious form and
features
She abandoned Romney to become the wife
of middle aged scholar named Greville, and
under his tuition stored her mind with great
variety of learning and accomplishments.
Now, fully equipped for her battle with the
world, she deserted her husband, secured a
divorce, ana married Sir William Hamilton
the ambassador of Great Britain at the court
of Naples, The chronicles Of that day are
filed with accounts of her social triumphs,
her keen wit and intelligence. and her superb
beauty. She held her own, despite her past
at the court of st. James and on the contin-
ent, until one morning there sailed into port
after victory over England's foes. the famou.
Lord Nelson. The complications arising from
her subsequent acquaintance with the great
admiral barred her from respectable circles
and few years after Nelson's death sh,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28

youth with a rattle in his hand-anothei
proof that something in the season itself sug
gested sport and practical jokes And as tn,
growing and pairing season is here, th
article cannot close more appropriately thar
with the oft quoted but still readable lines II
which an old nisi prius lawyer is supposed
to hail the season that reminded him of hi
youth
Whereas, on certain boughs and sprays
Now divers birds are heard To sing.
And sundry flowers their heads upraise-
Hail to the coming on of spring!
The songs of those said birds arouse
The memory Of our youthful hours,
As green as those said sprays and boughs,
As fresh and sweet as those said flowers.
The birds aforesaid happy pairs.
Love mid the aforesaid boughs enshrines
In freehold nests: themselves, their heirs.
Administrators and assigns.
o, happiest term of Cupid's court.
Where tender plaintiffs actions bring
Season of frOlic, mirth and sport,
Hail as aforesaid, coming spring.
j. II. BEADLE.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28

The undertakers' assistants of San Francis
co recently held a banquet which had about
it many grewsome features. The stage OF
Metropolitan temple was canopied with black
and white, and two white collins appeared
upon black velvet background with this
sentiment above: Eat, drink and he merry,
for tomorrow we die" Over the center OF
the platform hung an illuminated skull and
cross bones. A drape1 casket bore the in
scription: AT rest Dan McGinty," and a
placard on the walls read; What is home
without a cough inr The menu card, in
shape like coffin lid, offered such delicacies
as chicken dressed la shroud, smells served
on a stretcher beef, Undertakers association
style; tomatoes stewed a la grippe, ham la
mofgue, and 10 on. The lively young men
who were present seem 10 have cast off their
professional load of woe for the occasion and
TO have gone a little too far beyond the
natural and healthy limit Of merriment
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28

passed away at Calais, to which town she fed
to avoid her London creditors.
Still another woman who was the toast Of
her day had the fortune to be blessed in her
youth with beauty, and also inherited rank
She was "of the purple" and knew nothing
of obstacles such as those which Elizabeth
Cunning and Emma Lyon We're compelled to
overcome. Victoria Maria Luisa was the
fourth daughter of the Duke of SAKE Cobourg
Saalield. Born in 1855, she married when
II years old the Prince of Leiningen. He
died in 1914, and in 1918 his widow welded
the Duke of Kent, fourth son of George III
of England. The next year Victoria present
queen of Great Britain, was born to the pair.
The picture of the Duchess of Kent herewith
given is from painting by Lawrence, and
shows her highness when 50 years of age and
at the zenith of her attractiveness
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28

an earlier date, and then the explanation
given was that when the beginning of the
year was changed from April | to Jan. the
people turned the first date from real into
mock New Years and buresqued all the
solemn and social observances of the main
day.
This story did very we'll till better was
told; for when the British rule in India was
well established and scholars reproduced the
ancientrecords Of that land, they found traces
of April Fool day there, and the Hindoos now
practice similar tricks on the 3lst of March,
which they call the Hull festival. So the
origin must be referred TO some trait of the
old system Of nature worship which was tie
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28
Influenza in 412 ID. C.

Influenza can, it is said, be traced as far
back as the year Alp B. c. 1t appeared in
59l as an epidemic all over Europe, and af
fected cattle as well as men, and when Pope
Gregory instituted a grand procession through
Rome eighty persons fell down dead Some
think that the old custom of saying TO any
body who sneeze "God help thee" or Goo
bless thee or Your health" may date from
the fatality at Rome. In the great outbreak
in l7S2, 10000 people were attacked in st
Petersburg. Montreal Star
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28
DUCHESS OF KENT.
open arms

New Years, 1852, the Duke of Hamilton
proposed to Elizabeth, then stately woman
of 10, and vas accepted. The engagement
was of the briefest, for the duke insisted on
immeliqte marriage, reused IA bishop from
slumber, overcame all obstacles and became
the husband of the enhancing Elizabeth at
1850 a. IN. in Mayfair chapel. The haste and
impetuosity with which the affair was hur-
ried on may he imagined from the fact that
the wedding ring was the slide of a bed
curtain. The new peeress that night entered
on a career of uninterrupted prosperity, She
became lady of the bedchamber TO Queen
Charlotte, the mother of two dukes of Ham
lton, was made baroness in her own right,
and. after her husbands death, by second
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28

Beauty-the beauty of woman-has its place
In history side by side with the recorded deeds
of the sage, the hero the statesman and the
thinker. The once read story of the siege OF
Troy leaves stronger recollection on the mind
of the surprising loveliness of Helen than Of
the stormy valor of Achilles; in the age of
Grecian glory Phrynes charms shine out as
clearly as the mighty deeds of Alexander,
and Cleopatra, the sorceress of the Nile has
more security of unending fame than the man
who drove her and Antony to death and
founded the long line of Roman Caesars.
SIN praise of ladies dead" the historian has
not been singular or alone Around the form
of beauty the poet has woven the magic spell
of romantic verse, and. bowling to the general
decree, the sculptor has fashioned his block Of
marble along the lines of female grace, while
the painter has more than We'd with each and
all to make his canvas the medium for the inn
mortality of loveliness
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1890-03-28
CALLED A FISH OF APRIL.
THAT'S THE FRENCH OF 1T; BUT
HERE 1T is "APRlL FOOLp

Tricks of the Village and the City-The
Old Timers-All Fools Day-The "HulP
of Hindoostan-Its Possible Origin-Some
Medieval Franks.
"Bv George, there's a dollarl" Down goes
the eager boys hand to grasp the bright sill
yer disk which lies so temptingly in the edge
of the gutter. He grasps it and is rising
when "Ow-ouch-O Lordy!' he yells, and,
finging down the dollar, thrusts his burnt
fingers in his mouth, while a roar of laughter
issues from the convenient grocery, where
the practical iokers are on the watch. The
boy hurries away, and the jokers proceed to
reheat the dollar for the next April fool"