St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-12-13
GLOBE TOWER SHOTS.
Now we go up, up. up;
Now we go down, down. down,
Now we go whirligig, whirligig;
Now we go round and round.
Charles Stewart Parnell.

Alludlng TO the subireasury scheme OF one
wing of the Farmers Alliance, the Cleveland
Leader says that the national fellowship"
is very dear to them. The Leader will please
remember that the Mckinley bill is one cal
cuated to drive people to the pawnshop.
Nobody rubbed his hands so briskly over its
passage as your uncle"
Parnell, in the eyes OF the austere Glad
stone,smay be very, very wrong. but he GER
tainly acts like a man who believes he is
very, very right.
There is an important political campaign
on the tapis for 1892, but it has been dem
onstrated in large number OF congressional
districts that Speaker Reed is no spellbinder.
He might, however. try his hand as high
binder.
To Anxious Mother: No; if your son is
stage-struck DR.. Koch's lymph won't save
him.
The Boston Herald says: Senator Haw-
leys designation of it as the late tariff bilr is
slightly premature. 1t is only in comatose
condition as YETI The Herald makes a short
jump at conclusion. Hawley is right; as
bill 1t is extremely defunct; as q Law, it is
alive and perniciously active.
Having sold his Electioneer. what hopes
has Senator Stanford of making campaign
for the vice -presideueys
Everything comes to the man who waits
Even ex-President Hayes looms up magnifi-
Gently beside the snipper-snapper manikin of
the White house.
Disguise it as you win, sugar-coat it as you
may, the only object Of the force bill under
Republican manipulation is to keep the peo-
pie from enjoying what they demand, the
right to rebuke corrupt Republicanism at the
polls.
They had touch of force bill down in
Louisiana in 1878, when two Legislatures
were running along side by side in New Or
leans, one elected by the people, the other
seated by Gen. Sheridan. IL didn't work well
in the SIuth, and it Will not work we'll in the
North.
The attention of Congressman Enloe is
called to the fact that st. Paul had nothing
to do with locking the door against him to
keep him III his seat. Tom Reed did that.
Hence it is not eommendable in Mr.. Enloe
to oppose our public building appropriation.
The GLGEE suggested a few days since that
Buffalo Bill went out among the ghost Jig
gers to teach them skirt-dancing and the
founce-fing. 1t now transpires that the
GLOBE was not far agley. Bill went out in a
full-dress suit and patent Leather CATERS.
He caught cold instead of catching Sitting
Bull, and is now laid up for repairs.
The Minneapolis Journal says that ''a great
many political sponges have been thrown up
of late" Please let the man who threw up
political sponges come to st. Paul and throw
up Mr. Mum and q number of other Re
publican contestants for county offices. They
do not appear to have energy enough to
throw themselves up.
An appropriate Christmas present for
Senator Stanford would be the Lick telescope
with which to prosecute his search for his
presidential BOOM,
Out in South Dakota they are agitating the
question of reducing the size of the legis
lature from 1914 to l0p in the interest of
economy, retrenchment and reform. Large
legislatures are xpensive-especialiy to
lobbyists.
One of the attaches of the French legation
at Washington has just mastered the English
language One of his first questions was:
''Meester- Blaine, vat you mean ven you gay
! 'reziprossity?' -