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The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

1t seems to be an opinion which
is constantly Strengthening that Speak
er Reed viii be the next Republican
candidate for the presidency. He
combines those qualities which will
make him a proper leader of a war
and revolutionary party. He is bold
logged, determined, thoroughly I'M
scrupulous, and ready to use any power
which an arrogant majority may en-
trust to his handling. lie is the cul-
mina.ion of the principle he represents,
aud has surrounded his position with
wrangling, upheavals, strife and tur-
moil the ingredients which have kept
alive and characterized his party.
Il Shreveport Times.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

Ey During the epidemic of fiux in this
county last summer, l had hard work 10
keep supply of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy on hand.
People often came ten or twelve miles in
the night to get a bottle of the Remedy.
/ have been selling patent medicines for
the last ten years and find that it II;
given better satisfaction in cases If
diarrhoea and fux, than any other medi-
cine l have ever handled.-J. II. Ben
ham, druggist, Golconda, Pope Co., Ill.
Over five hundred bottles of this reme-
dy were sold in that county during the
epidemic referred to. 1t was a perfect
success and was the only remedy that did
cure the worst cases. Dozens of persons
there will certify that it saved their lives.
In four other epidemics of bowel COM
plant this remedy has been equally sue
cessfnl. % and 80 cents bottles for sale
by L. J. Sullivan.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

Says the Bunkie Blade: A branch
of the Southwestern Building and Loan
Association was organized at Ever
green on the I'd inst. by A. W. Alex
anper, agent. The following officers
were elected for the local board : G..
B. Genin, president; VIM. M. Ewell ,
vice president and attorney; I. M.
Biossat, local agent; G, B. Genin,
Jr., secretary and treasurer. The fol-
lowing named gentlemen subscribed
stock to the amount of $4500: e. b.
Genin, 10 shares; WIN. Ewell, 10
shares Il. M. Biossat, 10 shares
w. d. Fisher, s shares; Chas. Talia'
ferro, S shares; G. B. Genin, Jr., s
shares.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

The best salye in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblainss,
corns, and all skin ernptions, and posi-
lively cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guarantee to give perfect satisfaction.
or money refunded. Price Is cents per
box. For sale by Jacob Geiger, Eagle
drug store.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

Yes, it is true. The anti-Iottery'
ties presume themselves to be the en-
bodiment of all that is wise and pure
in public poll y. They imagine them
selves infallibiy right, whilst all 9TH
ers are incontestibly wrong.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18
Some of the best Democratic ?

Some of the best Democratic pa.
ners in the State view the action OF
the anti-lotteryites in refusing to &C.
cept the proposition Of Col. Crandell,
Ito submit Mr.. Norris proposition to
white Democratic primaries) as an in
suit. To say the least, a similar case
is not on record anywhere in the union.
Call it arrogance if you will-that is
a mild way of expressing it.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

u AS q general liniment for
sprains and bruises or for rheumatism,
lame back, deep seated or muscular
D .ins, Chamberlain's Pain Balm is
unrivalled. For sale by E. j. Sui
liyan,
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

~ Incorporated by the Legislature
for Educational and Charitable purposes,
and it's franchise made part of the pres
emit State Constitution, III 1879, by an over
whelming popular vote.
~ IT'S GRAND EXTRAORDINARY
DRAWINGS take place Semi-Annually,
(June and Dccember) and its GRAND
SINGLE NUMBER DRAWINGS take
place in each of the other ten months in
the year, and are all drawn in public,at
the Academy of Music. New Orleans, La.
We do hereby certify that ne supervise the
arrangements for all the monthly and semi
annual drawings Of the La. State Lottery
Company, aud IN person manage and control
the Drawings themselves. and that the same
are conducted rith honesty, fairness, and IN
good faith touara all parties, and are author
izs the Company to use this certificate, 'rith
fac simile Of our signatures attached, in its
advertisements.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18
100, 900 Tickets at 500; Halves $40; Quar-
ters IS; Tenths 81; Twentieths 81.
LIST OF PRIZES:
8, 1874 prizes amounting to-. Isl, o54, 900

3, 1874 prizes amounting to-. Isl, 054 1000
AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE.
LY For Club Rates, or any further in
formation desired, write legibly IT, tie
undersigned, clearly stating your 1esi-
dence, with State. County, Street and
Number More rapid return mail delive-
ry will he ASSUMED by your enclosing All
envelope bearing your full address.
IMPORTANT.
All ordinary letters containing Postal
Notes, Money Orders issued by all Express
Companies or New York Exchange.
Addressed
NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La
Address registered letters containing
Currency to New Orleans National Bank,
New Orleans, La.
"RENlEMBER, that the payment of
prizes is guaranteed by four National
Banks, of New Orleans, and the Tickets
are signed by the President Of an lnstitu-
ton, whose chartered rights are recog-
nized in the highest Courts; therefore,
beware of all limitations or anonymous
schemes.
p REMEMBER that the SUPREME
COURT OF THE UNITED STATES has
decided that the Louisiana State Lottery
Co. has a CONTRACT with tho State of
Louisiana, which DOES NOT EXPIRE
UNTIL JANUARY LIST, 1895.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18
For Congress {.

We are authorized to announce HON.
NEWTON c.. BLANCHARD, of Caddo,
as candidate for reelection as Repre-,
sentative of the Fourth Congressional
Distriet--snbject to the action OF the
Democratic party.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

When person becomes too good
to overlook the faults of the unfortu-
nate, he makes the error which loses
to him the glory Of his goodness.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

Employer: "Well, Patrick, which
is the bigger fool, you or :"
Patrick: "Faith, | couldn't say, sor,
but it's not meself."
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

The saying pow goes-As stub.
born as an an.i-lotteryite.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18
M. C. MOSELEY,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
ALEXANDRIA, La

DRACTICES IN ALL CLASSES 8, a. a.
cases in all the Courts OF hap. ss,9
Grant, Natchitoches, Sabine. st. La lu.of
and Avoyelles, in the Supreme I @.a,ts
the State, and in the Federal o0a'
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18
Children Cry for Pitchers castor'a.

When Baby was sick, We gave her castoria-
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castorla.
When she had Children, she gavethem Castorla'
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

Buy your Boots, Shues and Hats
from Bauer & We'll, Front street, op-
posite Ferry landing.
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1890-06-18

BARS. BARS. BARS.
Bauer & We'll have
just received a large
consignment of Bobbi.
net, French Muslin and
Cotton Bars, made mp
and in the piece. See
their low prices. Store
on Front street, oppo-
site the Ferry landing.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-12

SINK In streets crossing Greene ave. n"' cs. '''
avenue Thi, scems reasonable and pTarucaoie pro-
po,al and it is clearly the duty OF the city au'hoiie'
Is, % what easily IN their power 10 prevent "'o
partial paralysis Of an important nne oI ua'ci' :.
certainly looks as though the matter could DC aFransi
80 a. 10 interfere little possible Win '' p"'
convenience.
The Brooklyn City Railroad Company ~hich mas I'M
proved il, rolling stock in notable oepcc's WITHIN
the last two years-that is since II began % ieei "o
oomnciition Of the elevated roadsnow promises 10 40
away with the centre bearing rail winch IS So oo!c'
tionahle and frequently Disastrous U" he' Ne"isH'
and to substitute for it a rail which VIII oher OK
trem~lv little resistance the passage OF Vchcies vi
any and every sort. The strcet-car ComPuh'ch "c'0
able to prevent the adoption Of the bill proposed IN no
legislature two or three wears ago proViohe LOT INC
removal Of the centre bearing rails but the acnon OK
the City COMPANY as we'll as oil certain companies III
New York shows that they are not "hoh! '"Se"''o W
nu,Lc onpion on this subject. The centre bearing
rail ought never TO have been permitted IN any city
COMPANIES should he compelled To make thcr
track, inst As little Of nuisance and an obstruction 10
travel as pos,ibe Those are foundation principles
which oucht 10 lie obvious without any special atcmp'
m %, force hem
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-12
LADIES' CLOAKS &c
onon SATURDAYS Until 10 p.
Open SATURDAYS on'" ~ r. u"
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10 30 81 AND "a MYkILE AVENUE. 6hOONL1N. ~ !:
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-12

The name Of Mr.. Suanalan's friends Is lrrion' ana
hey all with accord approved tue proposal maze
nu months ago 10 cree: statue of nm IN the Pt'N
,h which his name and fame are % closely identified
This work is now well advanced. and i expected ta'
a statue will bd ready for unNcllnS on Jun" OF NEXT
vo,r m course II will stand in Prospect PARK though
,i, has moi vet been chosen. pOunt!c>N Nj >tlana-
,,,.. own wishes Will he consulted ON that p'lh'.
rhoto-laphs of the PLASTER model o Inc >'H"' $40"
that the Magician" Will bc lvpTc>er'd III >'ahdihE
no,,urr holding a tall hat IN one hahu an" cane III
;he other his ovcycoat being thrown over HIS '' arm
Ills face expresses the benGauy and ki"dlH goo" hnl"'
m familiar 20 az who knox him. In fact. ING 'Na'o:
If I'm. park Will appear if welcoming visitors 'hcFc'o'
aid this fact will naturally be tahch lh'' ac'o"' III
determining where the statue SHAH BE- p'"'"o' III"
artist Is Frederick MscM0nic> OF Paris ana HIS WORK
has been approved by Nr. Il. Gandens as very s'>
factory study admirable In spirit and cohl">H'oh'
xearlv $4,000 has already been subscribe" "WiN 'he
,arc hut some 81 500 more is necdrd 4" carry II I"
COMPLETION. When TIE statues OF bec'Acr AZ" N'ran"
han have been placed IN Prospect Park, the n\s pow
.r,y in respect 10 public WORKS OF art VIII be niue
less conspicuous than it now Is.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-12
HE HANGED HIMSELF.

Frederick Hove nifty three years old. living ut No
o9A rultcu Il committed suicide On Friday might 10y
hanging himself III, wife and son lett nome early III
,hc evening and IN their absence lioyc thrrw IA
o ~ clohrsllnc over the kitchen door and fast med
. and of Il To the door knob. lie It., II made -
uooso I'm the other end, placed 1t abont his neck
,hrw himself ON his knees aud strnelri himself I"
d,ath Ills wife and son returned ah"4 o: 80 "ro'h
and tund his lifcless body suspended from thr door
HIVE left n letter saying that he was tired OK lie ana
that he was going to join his mother.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-12
u-1IAT BROOKLYN TALKS or.
.,,,. Or MIN AND THINGS ON THE
.,s1,xD >IpE OF THE EAST RIVER.

,,,s,,. OF MIN AND THINGS ON IllE
,cx,; ISLAND side OF THE EAST RIVER
.o, which has been uncommony full Of
~ no ond movement nothing perhaps has az
POM. rr.o,er attention than tho phcnomcnaiN
t"e"N ,1,ro,ion on Tuesday. For the first time en-
sr-e 80. uIcn il happened by accident. Er"oRNh
cP Az. vcor four DAYS for the registering OF Not'
h' r,. DAYS that are set apart In New->o" IL
W" n.. &c an of year in politics. this must DC sc'
eu =, ,h,, year. Tuesday was an extremely o'>'
ao d,y both overhead and undcrf0o'. ana "'
,emntcd TO venture ont of doors. unless >""'o
",., hus;ness called him forth Under All INC '"'
'F.rces a smaller registration than USUAL "o""
'" .r,nr,spd no one. In fact, that was WIFI WIS
",...v looked for. Yet the total registration OIL
Icy was 1913 larger than on 'hc hiNl ""N Il
" 400 and less than 900 below the hrNt ohH
I'D IN the Presidential year. when' "l '""'Nc'
u,,sl interest is at fever heat. some pcNt'ai car
p,.,or. are fond Of estimating the relative ac'N'V Oh
w. ,ro parties bv comparing thr registration III 'e
"" Tint commonly give Republican m'J"rn"> win
49,. that usually go Democratic. Eo'h ph'r> ca"
.oua satisfaction ont Of The figure from" th'> point
REV this year: bat all such estimates are more OF
~ n,,s,cad.nc since il is impossible I" d"'crillhe
Nth q, the two parties turned ont tn greater nam
-, n voters in any partit ular ward me most
.s,soua,l. explanation Of the gicai increase III reg
.,raton il the Interest aroused III the w"fAh-s VI
~. now Ballot law. II seems probable 'ha' many
,l,sns whom the exisenc.cs Of Il Presidential cam
o,gn alone serve bring t. the polls on general
,nc,ples will vote this on account OF ballot 70
fr This motive naturally appeals 10 the NOR; in
n,,rt norton OF the community and Will OF GER
,.uty Ne hclp!ul 20 the Republican party.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-12

1t 10 worth noting that at the meeting OF inc
Board Of Education last week no allu~ion was made
10 the recent Longfellow discussion. II is evident
that the members Of the Board who art ovcr'f1hd Of
hearing themselves talk must have exercised an
uncommon degree Of selfrestraint In keeping 80 In
eresting and fruitful subject IN the background
Perhaps the matter Will be brought up al special
meeting. Ordinarily the discussions OF TIE Eoard
Are a little dull ard windy. but If they should set
apart certain afternoon for the consideration Of the
grave charges recently brought against the poet n"nd
II Ia certain that they would have full and interested
house, and that the local paper> would report IN fnll
what every member had 10 say, IL the Members
desire to gain true fame they viii act ur"n The
suggestion here offered. AZ II was. the most inter
esting thing done at their meeting wdo The passage
Of n resolution that the boys department ~ the
Central School should be organized a. all independent
school after February l. II Is hnted thu, there !,
politics In this dcclson-morc's the pity. To
slider IL would wiser plan TO postpone the
proposed action until after the completion o iii" build
ing for the boys Central school which it has been
decided TO erect.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-12

The precise purpose Of the incorporation OF "'e
"Cnou Ferry COMPANY Of Ncw-foTk and Ei'"hNh'
with capital stock Of 4.Ooo,ooo. is only known l"
the Union Ferry Company i,>elf The new cooperation
is the old. ore under another name ano us 'F""'''"
ton Is probably only sequel Ia the rec cat Ni'e
Of the oompauy's stock to new o"LcT>. ""' "i 'lf
early dkpatchcs from Albany tie subject -tat"d
that the increase in the capitalization from Sl"""
to % 900 Was made in order 20 evade the provision
In the charter whereby the earnings OF the company IN
excess Of 10 per cent 10 b" turned over 10 caF
liable Institutions" As matter OF iac' the MOON
Ign Hospital the only Institution which ever cane
under that prOvision and equally matter OF faft
the ferry people wiped out the hospitals claim some
years ago by paying over lump sum Ill lien OF any
other benefits under that section Of the company
charter Hence. the dispatch alluded 10 WAS VIDE OF
the mark on this point.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-12

The decision OF the Court Of Appeals UNFOLDING the
eonstitntionaty Of the Arrears law is hight and
cheerful reading TOR an idle moment. hut it involve.
. matter OF extreme importance TO the city Of Err"t
Ign. This law was drawn by William NJ. Evar's and
has been considered OF the triumriN OF the Low
administrations II 1t had been sci a. dc the outcome
would have been costly 10 the nunic!laltv The
suit was between private parties but TO all intent, and
purposes the city was party 10 1t ana the cast was
maintained by Corporation Co1n>cl jerks before the
Court OF Appeals. There three principal question,
hvolved-whcther the Legislature cOlld delceA'" to
e Board OF assessors The POKER 10 examine INTO and
adjust the aIrear>; whether &c law provided for
suncient notice to the taxpayer. and whether tho
legislature could authorize the Registrar Of Arrears 10
give pure hascr at tax sale absolute title TO the
shd sold. All the question, answered affirmative
by the court Of last resort. the validity OF the law
~'hg concusivcy and emphatically upheld. Tie de-
''s'oh OF the court is unanimous. the opinion beng
written by Judge Earl
. Inc suspension for q considerable period Of por-
' " any one Of the strcctcar lines wOuld he certain
" cause much Inconvenience to large numbers of
S0p'e who habitually depend upon it, In construct
e t'e great sewer under Greene ave-. work por-
'". " which Is now In progress. II will be necessary
" s'nA number OF shafts. should these be PLACED
" 'e line OF the avenue they would interfere with the
tracks. which extend from FultOn-s To Franklin
"nd doubtless put a stop to tho running Of
- '"er 10 carry that branch Of the city Railroad
s"psnys system IL would DC necessary make q
- eesouf In one direction another. The president
company proposes that the shafts should 10
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-10-12

The f.rookyn Ethical Association. which, under the
able presidency Of DR.. Lewis o. Jane ma bSi o''hs
york tho nno-tance Of which increases from year +
xear along with the n;cre: aroused IL H. has arranged
nrocramme for the COMING year that cannot fa'l 10
draw large audience, ~ tho attractive auditorium OF
the Second Unitarian Church. in which its fort nightly
meetings are held on sunday evenings. Evolution
has been the general Of the lectures for fhe last
tvo seasons this year Evolution In science and Ar
will be considered in q course Of sixteen lectures. tho
first OF which will be given this evening. aha the a|'
on MAY a. 1891. The lecturer to-nch: IS Professor
Edward D. Cope Of the University Of Penntyiranil,
who will consider the lie and work Of Alfred Ens'eIi
Wallace the co discovercr with Darwin Of III" theory
Of evolution BY natural selection. Each If the Zee
lures before the association is folJwcd fy Discus
SION which is opened by me one slccally chosen Tor
the purpose The first speaker this evcnih9 VIII u;
DR. Martin L. lI0lbrOnk. The other lectures o. the
course will he ~ follows Ernst Hacchcl' ThaddcGS
r. WakcMan; Tie scientific Meth ID Francis Ellng'
VOID Abbott "Thc synthetic Philosophy" benjamin f.
Underwood "Chcmi~ry." DR.. r. ii. Barley E!ec-
,rr and Magnetic Physics Arthur + k"nneHF'
"Botany, Frederick J. Willing "7"'!"cv' ~" keV'
l,hn G. K,u,bau: Form and Color III Nature" WIZ
lam Potts; optics DR.. L. A. W Ali"nAn: lie
Evolution OF Art John A. TAYLOR, "Archi'cTh''''''
the Rev. John w. Chadwick; "scupturt.4 IT'.c'>o:
Thomas Davidson: "Paintns,' Forrest j. k"iI0ei''
"Musc- T. sidney Sampson Life as a Fine Art
DR. Lewis g. jane That is an undeniahlE ATTRACTIVE
list and as the lectures free IN the publ there
ought 10 be crowded audience at every meeting OF tie
Ethical Association.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-20
oolne II win a pash.
From Texas slftIngsl

From Texas siitingsl
Perhaps it was stratlord.on.Ayon.
that suggested it, but ut at any rate
there is a fad just now for naming
towns in theneighLorhood Of New York
after that style. We have any number
OF places on the.Hudson and on.the-
sound, and l learned that fashion is
extending TO the interior, A letter
to Siltings the other day dated from
"Dog-towns-on.S uckerbrook."
But what desire to relate is the
strange eccentricity OF young man
who lives at Hillside.on.H Hudson, a
place which he named himself and
which he never tires OF talking Ibout
What may be called the dash style has
crept into his entire converse
ton.
"HOw's your heath2" asked friend
"Not very good, Got cold.on-lungs
Doing anything Tor ltY"
ayes. Plaster-on. chest"
"Where is your Office now.?"
"Twenty.on-wall."
The young man visits the race
course and puts up "hundred.on Fleet
wood" At restaurant he calls TO
"dozen-on-half shell" and boasts o
knowing" girls.on stage" Ard all be
cause he lives at Hill-side.on-Hudso
1.-The keeps on he will doubtless be
come lunatic-in-cell or stiff.on- ice.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-20
You Are in a Bad Fix.

But we will cure you you will pay
us. Our message is to the weak, ner-
vous and debilitated, who, by early
evil habits, or later indiscret;ons, have
trihed away their vigor OF body, mind
and manhood, and who suffer all those
effects which lead to premature decay
consumption or insanity. If this
means you, send for and read oul
Book OF LIFE, written by the greatest
SPECIALIST Of the day, and sent (sealed,
for 6 cents in stamps. Address DR.
Parker's Medical and Surgical Insti
tute, 151 North Spruce St., Nashville
Tenn.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1890-11-20

.aunted the skull and cross bones, their en-
sign, defiantly at the masthead. Your modern
pirate, not on the high seas, but upon the nigh
reputation Of standard remedies, skulks under
various DISCUSSES. His hole and corner trafhc
hasnever to any degree affected Hostettsr's
Stomach Bitters, although that standardinvig-
Grant and corrective has long been the shining
mark at which his shafts have been directed.
Cheap local bitters, composed OF hery unrecIl.
fed stimulants, with. an infusion, 81 exLracs
nossihiy OF some tonic bark, are still s0mes
fines recommended as identical with, or SIM
liar to. or possessing virtues kindred 70 those
OF Americas chosen family medicine. THESE
perish speedily, while the great suDdner ana
preventive of disease pursues It's successIul
career. overcoming malaria. dyspepsia ner.
vousness, = kidney troubles, constipation and
rheumatic ailments, not cnly on this, put %
many continents.