Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-03-25
KUMLATELY'S KINKS.

1 Pt1thit~s WHICH,. lbAfNfI.
are exceedingly graphic in their titles and
very suggestive of English as she is
spoke" One is called An Indian Ris-
ing. aud il represents one OF our aborig-
inal semi-citizens who had. in roofing ont
a stump with giant powder. gone back to
re-light the fuse which he Thought had
gone out, but which only went of after
he had got back. 50 poor old ri Wash
goes OF with it. sailing through space. II
Is indeed AN Indian rising, but then il he
had simply made the Indian with a felon
ON his finger it would have answered the
same purpose. as tnat would he an Indian
rising also.
Another Of those pictures is untitled
lie Threw Up the Sponge" and instead
OF seeing defeated prize fighter. dor
mant. the drawing depicts a sea-Sick SOL
dier throwing up a sponge in the same
manner that other sea-sick people throw
mp anything that may be lying around
loose on their stomachs Another of the
pictures is entitled "A Man Bare. and
Bear Man." and Mr.. X. in this artistic
effort. has simply drawn Father Adam in
his condition as to clothes that he was
before the fssl. and another figure repre- |
senting Esau. who Is said To have been
clothed naturally like d bear. \ man
bare and bear man of course
-
Mr.. X. might just as well have con-
tinued his Adam business and drawn
another picture. In contradistinction to
Adam before the fall. and labeled il Adam
Before the Spring" and presented him as
taking drink by word Of mouth" from
one of the natural fountains of the Gar
den of Eden. or he might have placed
him in the attitude of preparing to spring
mp for another apple. or even in the posi-
tion Of preparing to spring from spring |,
board into a stream, or into the air. or
into bed. orwell into a square meal or
anything
-.
This ambitious artist springs ON n~
next a drawing entitled ''Shc Burst Into
Tears and it shows very stout woman
who has tears darting from all portions
Df her clothes. and the clothes seem to be
giving away in shocking manner.
The last picture-wc HOPES entitled
- Requic-scat. and so far from being of a
nature. it shows a gentleman
to be- a gentleman-who should
be- a southern gentleman. for he is in the I
very airy and Abbreviated costume of lust
'ne thin garment, hurting a boot Jack at
Serenading cat and as the implement is /,
Just about To catch the feline songster ,
iust across the middle of his bowed-up |
back the requiescat will come in all right. |
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IL beats all. said Mr.. Kumlatelv. !
asst night. 'how these tramps do get over
he world. Talk about George Francis
Train going around in sixty days. II he 1
lad the instincts and cunning of a tramp !
he could get around in half the the time. d
last night heard a couple of these gen /,
lemen of leisure discussing their pere. d,
'rinations. This was the way they y
alked.
" Wonder what's become Of Lankev h
3ill?" a.
Why. pard. he's in Butte City by this "
lme. Don't yer know he registered ON 7
he water tank this side of Nissonla u
That's morn two weeks ago. BiU Is a =
andy. amt he? He's only been ON the :.
DAD six months, and he was at San An NJ
Dnio. Kansas City, Salt Lake City. and la
nveral places in Nevada aud California n,
Ie never stops for nothing. Daddy ei
VILLAINS must have gone with him pl
trough Montana. Bill SAYS he has got 10
get back to Omaha before summer. as ~
thinks the old man will pass i'm his ~.
lecks by that time and there will be a II,
acre ranch in the matter. He'd make n,
good one TO tie to- wi
Yes. but give me the Unknown. He's wa
e boss. I'm willing to go anywhere ma
Ith him. Down in Arizona. he plaved J., col
'e on me, when there was at least two an
vs. grub and some good clothes I'm sight r ~,
i forgive him. Both Of MS had govern 81
mt pants ON at the time. When we ro,
We IN sight Of an adobe ON ranch. sol
ok OIL my shoes and stockings and hid mo
D under a bush and tied my feet up i'm ma
old gunny sack that found. That1I NV
Ich the old man or probably a gals ,a !"
irt won't IL. said l. You Just lie low pn