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Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
Hsw's Ebisg

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of CAtarrh that cannot be
cured nv taking Halls CaiaTrh Cure.
r. J. CHENEY Il CO, Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned. have known +.
I. Cheney Tor the last Is years, and be-
lieve him perieCtly honorable Is all busi-
ne-s trAnstrtipns, and financially able to
larry OFT any obligation made by their
firm WEST & TRUAx.
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, ..
W5LDiSG XNwAH L MARVIN.
Wnplr.aie Druggists, TnIeio o.
T n. NAE HG. SIN.
C.+bHnf rpinio National Bank. Toledo. o.
'la! Cflrrl Cnre s taken internally,
G,pt4z liz ely upyn the blood and nuCus
4iri icr- nj the system. Prize 75c. per
13ttle. Sold by all druggists.
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
This xeek wiuds up the poli.ical ba,,l' /.

This week winds up the political battl' /.
James Penberihy il q candidate for
constable in Kinsnan precinct. There
is no doubt OF Inns election.
Services win he resumed at the church
next Sunday. Sabbath rchool at 30.
.. IN. Preaching at 7 80 in the evening.
RI. GrInt. II iirerL Park, wa+ in
Kingnlau on Friday. He expects Mr. L
K. Bn;toIpn to return from Denver next
week.
Frank |. Snlih il candidate Tor JUS
licr VI the peacs in Kingman precinct
He will make An excellent official In ANY
capacity, ard the voters Of kinaman
should elect him.
A corrospJn lent OF the Tsxis Live
Stock Journal gives the following remedy
for scraw worms: Nps let me tell suffer
ing stp:kmeu rein sdy Tor screx worms
A cheap md sure cure IL bi-snlphids oi
carbon. Inject with sulcanized hard rub
ber syringe into deep wounds. / find u
kills as quick as chlJroiorm and costs
less.
Mr.. w. 4. Farish has IL nen at work
on ths U non mine taking ont good ore
and shipping TO Fl p4so, he will put q
few more miners TO work this week
Work on the Phoenix mine is progressing
favorable aud ths mill is running steady
on good ore. Late news IRON ii irqua
Hala Ii that there are great many mef
doing assessment work on their claims
Around Antelope and Big Bug districts
there are anite a number OF men work
ing the placers.~-Phnnix Gazette.
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
Merit Wins.

We desire 70 say 20 or eitiz-ns, that for
vaarH ore hate bss u selling DR.. Kings Neg
BIsriyxeTy fnr Csnsnmptisu DR.. kihR .
Nov Life Pills. BdcKfsf's Armies lsnys md
Eles-tric Bitists, nave never htndied
rennadies that sell gs we'll Or that have
zIye1 suGf universal satisfaction. We 10
not hesitate To gnAtdpts- them every an'e'
and 40 stand ready 20 refund the purchase
prics, If satisfas;sIfy results do not follos
tbeii us.. r ess remedies have won their
great popularity purely on their msrits.
fur Esle by II. II. Watkins. ...
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
ysiia PfsrIas. AL D:Rssrs.

The Board of Supervisors at their Oct
ober meeting appointed the following In
specsors and Judges Of election in the
various precincts:
Peach springs-J.D. Selken, inspector
TT. Garner, ]. II. Fsrlee, judges. Poll
ing place, school house.
H4ckberry-John Fielding, inspector
Wm. Grant, VIM. Carey, judges. Polling
place, school houss.
Kingman--C. NJ. Funston, inspector
wm. Aitken, J. X. Halsey, judges. Poll
ing place, school house.
Mineral PaFk-C. +. Sherman, inspec-
tor Joseph Prisk, L. Davidson, judges
Polling place, school house.
Chloride-J. p. Finegan, inspector; w.
Brakeman, Wm. Heimrod, judges. Pol
ling place, school house.
The Board ordered 9 precinct estab
lished at the Empire mine, and appoint
ed Z. F. Thompson, inspector; A. J
shrope, Chas. Beckwith. judges. Polling
place, Empire cabin.
Gold BIsin-Wm. Miller, inspector
q. G. Rowe, j. F. Carter. Polling place
P4tferson's house.
Music Munntain-W. Y. Grounds, in
spe,;tor; WIN. Cole. Chas. Hand, judges
Polling pIlce. Gronnds' h1lse.
S,o:kton II Nv. II K ,Kers, inspec
tor; II .riey Fay. Ed, Burke ildias
Polling pi tas. Oupel noirding hpnse.
C.r6r--J. H. Cinpb.lI. in.p-:ior
iap. Atken, Ch #. WiIkin-. irise-. Pill
t1g pl &C.. .cho'l hpiss.
Port doj,v--A F sim Inis. inspec
tor; P. F Chlii+. H'lry LIN '-rt
| judges P,.li1. u Sc. 3p,.r', .r1m
sind-W d L'Cn4h,. iasrsa,r
&c, Driver. .. ley jiisss. PoiD.
p ger. .ehp1J hIl-:.
3rh-i.i.n CornrIl. .a-p-rfpr,
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II ,yrtrf--A, + q .t"sDnl, Inspector
frank II .milto {. Byron Sh 'rnAu, Idges
Polling place, G .trwo1f's house.
An,ler Mrne--Sin Bn'ler. Inspector
frank II lie. Theodore Harms. irlge'
r.dItn2 place. BH!er's houding house,
HDwsIl-Ikc Cnnkey, inspector; Io
JpshUr. $. A Tyler, judges PoIli"
II ace. boarding pIsc-.
| Todd Basin---G. y Couard, inspector
| ,,hu ilrsh u. I = LYME Iix--. Poi
| x ..sre, Jrr P1ha DIaTiins hone.
Yict-OH RS pet 10 i've appointed.
J. l.. NELSON,
T., J. GOODMAN, Chairman.
Clerk.
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
THE ODElL
TYPE WRITER.

s21 will buy the Oiell Type writer with
~ characters, and tl5 for the single case
OdeIl. warranted TO do better work than
any marhine made. .... .....
II combines simplicity with durability,
speed, ease Of operation, wears longer
without cost Of repairs than any other ma
chine. Has no ink ribbon 30 bother the
operation. 1t is neat, substantial, nickel
plated, perfect and adapted to all kindsof
type writing. Like a printing press, 1t
produces sharp, clean, ligible manuscripts.
Two or ten copies can be made at one
writing. Any intelligent person can be-
come operator in two days. We offer
tl.oOO 10 any operator who can equal the
work Uf the double case Oieli.
Reliable Agents and SLlesmeu wanted.
Special Inducements 10 Dealers.
Por pamphlet givingindorsements, DC,
address.
ODELL TYPD WRITER CO.,
s5 and 81 5th Ave. CHICAGO, ILL.,
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
Advise 10 Moilhers.

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup has
been used by mothers for children teeth
ing for over fifty years with perfect sue
cess. II relieves the little sufferer at
once, produces natural. quiet sleep by
freeing the child from pain, and the little
cherub awakes IS bright ~ q button
II is very pleasant TO taste. soothes the
child, soft1ns the gums, allays pain, re-
lieyes wind, regulates ihe bowels, and IL
the rest known remedy for diarrhra,
whether arising from teething or other
canEan
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
In !Nenssrfu On

DIED;--At Los Angeles. California, October
i2th Is o. Thomas Hale Hu1I, husband Of Ms
Eleanor e. Huat. Of Aohsys County, hr 10 nA
the cause Of hiH dsath "as cancer,
which first made its appearance about
two years ago and continued To grow
worse until It resulted a. stated above.
Immediately on receipt Of this sad
news at blackberry, MS. linus took the
train Tor Los Angeles, for the purpose OF
taking charge Of the remains, and attend
ing to his burial.
Thomas Hale HINT was born in Lafay'
cite County, No, May 18th, 1880. In
ls47 he went TO Mexico, and served dur
ink the Mexican var under Col. Doni-
phau. He Was in several engagements.
and Was wounded at Chihuahua. AT the
termination Of Doniphan's expedition he
vas discharged at New Orleans. and re-
turned to his old home in Missouri,
In 1850 he again bsde adieu 10 bis na-
tive state and started for California, ar
riying at his destination the same year
He located in Sacramento county, where
ne resided constantly u.Itil 1870. Durins
his residence in Sacramento he took An
active part in politics, often canvasslns
| extensively for the Democratic party, OF
which No was a lifelong and consistent
member. He WAS elected supervisor o.
,ha, county in 1888, and held E4rIou
other Offiees of trust.
In 1857 he married Miss Elrtnpr Z
Crawford, o. Sacramento. The result "
this union Was thirteen children, ten .
whom survive thair father. -Four Uf the
suryiyin. children are married and 81
.,s re-idents Of MOhtye County. The!
are. Mrs, Ed linus, Of the Willows
Hr, A. CJrnwIII, u rbe stodyi Mr. "
IN. Bacon, oi Fort Rek. A"d Dir. J"b'
! HINT, ol Peach springs.
! In 1917 10 rsmored tn1m S4cTsm@n"
, b. Monterrey CDun'Y, CT, lnd s'rlo.i II
! Cn.saut vaH-y D}nnl hie r..ei'ieoce',
. Houusrey reto,, hs @aa a-> ttai 70 III
Il re. Or tewa. aa- aa* rH1 ~ s'.'. "
I praias ea us nal naeH ai st~g.4aa.'
I zra raaHoe ats.t. d. u.rr ~ honv u.
fir-.
/ In 1885 he Ieft California and came
Artzoa4. se.,liqs Oh the Sandy. :" 'hi
,sa1ty, where b~ RESI- It'i = Tie tine "
nj, doth.
Atlman. Mr. Hunh poss''s"ed SOIL
yup un.lirie he "a 50 gifted converse
| 10, aliI lGgicaI ~ son"r ard h''e''
-,.-.s~r A. a friend, b" "ts ro'"f a.
.,duls A4t nIar.1t aud father Il
x,s kind AL 4Esf'hua,f, aud his i'-
wiate yses'ly 'rl' " h'sfe and rh'''
, rem.
May his last rn"' h" l'.r'',"'' a."
he.veu bless and protect his little c''ii
rem and their widowed 'noti'er.
4 kELA11vE-
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
Notice to Taxpay eFs.
OFFICE OF the TkrAsrREa oFt
MOuAVE TgUyTY ApfZavs


OFFlCE OF the TnrAsrRER oFt
MOHAvE COuSTT. ARIZONA
Kingman, Arizona, Sept. 9, 1890
Notice IL hereby given that ths dupli-
cate assessmeni roll a the County Of
Mohave, Territory Of Arizona, for the
year 1890 il now in my possession for the
collection oi taxes therein. and the taxes
are now due and payable. Taxes will be
delinquent on thu third Monday in De-
cemb+r next hereafter, and unless paid
on that day or prior thereto, ono and one
half lyi} per cent per month during the
time the said taxes shall he delinquent
will he added 10 the amount thereof ~
penalty. | am nov ready to receive
taxes at my office. second door west OF
court house in Kingman, between the
hours Of 8 o'clock q, n. and O'Clock p.
n. irem and AFTER this date,
Z. ]. LAssELL,
county Treasurer and Ex.Ofiicio Tax
Collector. 45-u
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
A safe Inyestns o sst.

Is ons which Is guaranteed to bring you
satisfactory results, or In case of failure a
return Of purchase price. On this safe plan
you can buy from our advertised druggist
q bottle Of DIR. Kings New Discovery fol-
Consumption. 1t is guaranteed to bring
relief In every case, when used for any af
fsction of Throat, LungA or Chest, such as
Consumption, Inflammation Of the LnnRs
Bronchitis, Asthma. WhoopipR Cough
Group, ETC., II ia pleasant and agreeable
to taste, perfectly safe, and can always be
depended upon. Trial bottles free at Ii. II
Watkins drugstore.
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
Huekten's ArntrA Smise.

The best saive in the .orld Tor Cu,-
bruises, sores. .tsGers, Salt Rheum, Fever
sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns and all Skin Eruptions, and posi-.
lively cures piles or no pay required. II
Is guaranteed TO give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
hnx. For sale ny Watkins Bros.
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
To when ~ Nay Goaeern.

Notice il hereby given that neither the
owners OF tile Night Hawk mine nor the
nine will he held reSp9nsibis for any
debts contracted by the Iesses Of said
mine. GEORGE M BOWERS,
Superintendent
Dated Night Hawk mine. Oct. 9th 1880.
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01

Are yo1 u .rriel? If not send yonr
address,. with stamp, TO the American
Corresponding Club, p. o. Bog 643,
Clarks durg, W. Va.
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
weather Report

Summary for month Of Sep. Of Meteoro-
logical Record q. s. Signal Sci vice for Sig
nal Ariz. Max. 9g, Min, G9.70. Mean,
s2,9J, Range q g, Highest 104, Sept,
4. Lowest 50, sept IL Precipitation
1900 inch. HESRY kosHLASD,
voluntary Observer.
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
The K.agmss schssi.

Tna folIosin; Is tha list OF pupils In
xinsml an school, who have neither besn
lh-eut nor tariy Tor this week ending
ilsnkssK g1 I4us.
Mohave County miner., 1890-11-01
Pencil Tablets.

The following sizes ot soft paper fignr-
ing or pencil tablets, 100 sheets in tab
lrt). are for sale at the MINER office at
the prices given below:
Eighf ~ K 3 inch Tablets 25cts.
-Four @ rs " Z5'ts.
Thrpa gI< xB " 2Jeta
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
A MOnster Tree

A correspondent from Minnesota
writes that tamarack tree Dark Amor
icana) has lately been found which
meas ured seven feet eight inches in cir.
conference four feet above the ground
and was estimated to be 125 feet biob
the largest cedar 0huja occiIentaljsl
observed by tho same correspondent
meas ured ten feet four inches in cir.
conference at four feet above thu
ground and was about seventy feet
high. Both these trees grow near n
brook Of constant spring water, and in
alluyial soil, rather stony.
A monster elm tree stands on tho
Avery Durfee farm in Wayne County
N. Y. Two feet above the ground il
measures ihir J. three feet ten inches in
circumference, and Eve feet above thu
ground twenty feet and ten inches. Il
Is d xty feet to the Grst limb and ,ho
total amount of lumber in the bodv
of the tree is ,250 feet.
Z ghty years ago when the farm wa,
cleared, this tree was left as land.
mark. 1t was then giant among the
surrounding forest trees.
A correspondent in Glenellen. Tenn
sends us the following memorandum
with regard to largo tulip tree recent
ly cut down near that place. The small
est diameter across the stump. tbreo
feet from the ground, was seventy. ei,bt
inches inside the bark, which showed
GOA layers of annual growth, with onlv
thirty eight layers of sap wood occunv.
ing width of an inch and half. Tbo
diameter increased three inches in tbo
thirty years, beginning with the 53eth
year Of the tree age, and six inches /,
twenty five years, beginning at period
when the Tree was eighteen inches in
diameter.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
NO. 49,.
The Old White Pine.

Far TO the north in the trackless wild
A grand old pine tree stood,
Towering aloft in it's majesty,
The monarch of the wood.
Through all the storms of the countless
years
1t proudly reared its head
High DER the ranks of its kindred near,
Where forest sires lay dead.
Deep in the heart of the wilderness
To mankind all unknown,
Safe from the ak of the lumberman
For ages it had grown.
At last one day through the forest came
Stout woodsmen by the score,
And err the light of that day had he'd
The monarch's reign was DER.
Straight to the core of the patriarch
The kcen-edged blades were sent,
And prone to earth with mighty roar
The giant crashing went
Then of the huge weather-beaten limbs
The PROSTATE trunk was shorn,
And to the mill by the rapid stream
Its severed lengths were borne.
Forth to the world went the woodland king
Rent In a thousands parts,
Bornefrom its home in the northern wooo
Out to the busy marts;
Part went to form laborers cot,
Part framed q mansion fine,
And many things for the good of man
Came from the old white pine.
-Fraak B. Welch in Detroit Free Press
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
An Indians Fight with n Boa

One day an Indian made an excursion
to mountain near Chevantz;eurm
Mexico, 10 look after s1me fuel for hi,
hut While cutting up dry oak he
suddenly felt bite on his leg, given in
the fraction of a second. A moment
later he felt coiIng around his body
the terrib fold of a boa constructor.
lnstinetively he leaned his head over
toward the wounded leg and was al
m st fascinated by the gare of two
bright basilisk eyes, that cleaned like
fiery Goals in the head Of the serpent.
Quicker than a fash the Indian
ducked his head and caught the neck
of the reptile between his jaws, sinking
his teeth in the quivering flesh and
clinging to it with the desperation of
the dying. The huge ser ent lashed
his tail AMI tried TO twist its head in
order to bury its fangs in the Inl ian,
but the latter clung on and began to
chew away at the neck of the boa,
which is the thinncst and most delicate
part of the snakes anatomy. After
chewing for a long time, the Indian
succeeded in behcading his antagonist,
the folds dropped from around his
body, and the Indian was free. -Nes
lAeeieo feus.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
The Hearth.Firn.

] sit and muse before the open fire
And watch the fairy famelets danoein gieei
They wave their slender arms right merIlly
And fiaunt with mystic grace their brigh'
attire.
They seem to say to me, the sportive eholf'
1--WE are the sunbeams, hidden ID TINS tfee
Long, long ago. 'Tis thou hast set US lfee. 7.
with pantomime to please thee we desire.
ve tell me also, happy. winsome sprlte'
That smiles and cheering words oi pygohe
days,
Soul-sunshine, yet unheeded as our orea'h'
May come to us again in darkest nights
From mem ry's treasure-house, and vision'
raise
To warm and quicken faith that wavere'h
friedrich L. Sargent, in Youths Con'Pen
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
A Busy Preacher.

If there lie any buster man in New
York than Rev. Morgan Dix of Trinity
Corporation he would, says CORE
spondent of the Richmond (Va.) Dis,
Pateh do we'll to step up and be identi-
fed. Ees'des attending TO the vast
routine business of the Trinity Corpora
tion, with its 500 600, coo invested,
preaching regularly, marrying people,
visiting the sick and officiating over the
dead, he is called upon by men and
women Of every walk in life for advice
on all sorts of questions. No matter
how early you go to his office in the
morning you will find ada.zsa oEiA.at.
people 'aHicad of"yoti..,"s They ali want TO
see the dlstingu she'd rector of ola.
Trinity in lcrson and explain \,
HIN their various schemes and trou.
bles. The writer of this waited two
hours in his Office the other day for an
opportunity 10 get word with him on
matter of private business. In per-
sonal appearance, DIR. Dix is one of the
most striking men in New York, aud
always attracts great deal Of attention.
lie is strong preacher, deep thinker,
and his voice has lost none of the charm
that made him famous as a preacher.
While not exactly the fashionable
preacher, he is called upon by society
to officiate at weddings that are un-
usually profitable. His personal in
come is enormous, and he has a COM
Portable fortune. He gives away
great deal Of money, and has helped
more young men 10 get on in the world
than any preacher of the day.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
Rain From a Blue Sky.

Rain can fall from a cloudless sky.
This thin drizzle is in France known a.
'serein." As the atmosphere look
| quite clear whom it falls, the probability
.'I'SSs n~.s ssiticfcn ff4,5ft
had taken all my strength and nerve
away. But for him | sheu.d have been
ground u under tie wheels This is
the re son l keep soft spot in ny
heart for the genus tramp, and why
when ! sonnet ms walk the length Of
every train and find every Jumper occu-
pied, Ilook skyward aud pi etcnd not
to see as much as an cd fur cap.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
)RT TOBACCO, MARYLAND. MARCH 2l. 1890.

The very thing for DucxyF and l had
Pringle, the clerk, in and put it on
him, and he said he thought it mu be
genuine, for his grandmother had one
just like it. ("No doubt" " said Mrs.
Pattipan to herself y and out came
my little fifty dollar bill and he gave
me a fvc-dollar note, and done it
wasl'
Mr.. Pattipan had reached the end Of
the parIor aud was standing quite still
with her back turnoI. Sle could not
control her features at that moment;
she had just recognized her own old
broche shawl-the one she had given to
the clothes mani She knew it only too
we'll by the pattern. And there was
The little fray darned by her own fingers
FIVE years before, when she did occa-
sionaly wear the shawl to market.
"Turn abou', Ducky," said Mr.. Tat.
tipan. Now, do you know, haven't
seen you look 50 elegant for long
whilei Well go to the opera tonight
-comic-and show it off. l know
women like to exhibit elegant things
when they have 'em--and here is the
change the old fellow gave ME out OF
the fl fity-l five-dolIar bill. Take care ;
it's BEEN mended. You'll want some
little fallal."
As Mrs. Pattipan came to her hus-
bands side she was aware that she
should see the coun terfeit bill that the
old clothes man had stolen from the
china bowl, and indeed she did; and
can not help believing that some Of the
very finest chronological Developments
must have been hers, for she smiled W
into Mr.. Pattipan's face and said: my
dear, you are usually generousP anc
put the worthless bill in her poke
with little air of coquetry, and actu-
ally wore the faded, old fashioned
broche shawl to the theater that even
ing and was happy in it.
But, after all, to have husband VIII
thinks one beauty at forty five, an,
is anxious to make one happI Dmpen-
safes for any such little modification
as that which Mrs. PAttipan expert
! enced when the lady in the seat behinC
e her whispered audibly;
G "Well, that shawl must have com
, out of the Ark. ~ Firesido Companion
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
Salt and Fresh Water.

When fresh water is introduced into
salt water aquarium it will remain on
the surface, unless tie whole is thor
oughIy stirred or mixed. The fresh
water of rivers is net thoroughly
mixed with the salt water of bays,
but flows off on the surface, and only
at considerable distance or after long
tine is the salt water predominant.
Hence it is quite credible that tho
salt water Of the South Atlantic off
the mouth Of the great Amazon River
is fresh and fit for drinking above a
hundre league, from land.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
HUMOROUS.

Silence is golden; but it is the other
fellows silence that is meant.
Mystery lends charm to almost
everything excepting mince pie.
The switchmen's interest in the rail-
roads they represent seems to be flag
ging.
Boz be good than great. You'll
haI ss competition. The latter bu'i-
d overdone.
.Poets must suffer before they can
WRITE" says a philosopher After that
it is other people who suffer.
Mrs. Gazzam: "Here's an article
about IN organ with fifty stops" Gaz'
zam: "Uml / wish that piano next
door had even one"
''You will observe one thing about
New York property said tho real es-
tate man-'a front foot is more valu'
able than back yard.
A government employe, whose servi-
ces have been dispensed with, remarks
that somo men are borBin leisure, somc
achieve leisure, and some get dis
L nharned - -sv-v-~---4sffs fs4s4s sysss4
Of tight shoes on there is the blissf ul
| prospect Of bedtime.
BE not over Jealous in urging your
friend to disclose a secret. says phil
osophcr, and he is right. LIT her alone
end he'll let it out herself before long.
This Government should recognize its
literary people in some substantial man.
ner, AMI as a starter we suggest a pen
shun to each and every amateuc writer.
Don't kill the dude, though he may
A thoroughly annoying elf
Just give him lots of cigarettes
And let him do it for himself
Lawyer drawing wiID-Your estate
is much smaller, sir than is generally
supposed. Sick Man-Yei, but keen
that quiet until after the funeral. i
want good show of grief tricken
mourners.
Lochyer, the astronomer, attributes
warm Winter to decrease of solar
energy and not sufficient heating the
equatorial regions 10 attract polar cur.
-E.@.. -Es@...a. That must be it. The. weaasos.
has loaled along for three months with
out energy enough to catch cold.
WANTED Reliable men," real Mrs.
Bascom from tb" advertising columns
OF the paper. then she raised her
glasses upon her forehead looked severe.
ly at he husband, and remarked: "And
the world'll wait considerable mum.
Der Of centuries yet before it gets 'om.'
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1890-03-21
The Bird On the silver Dollar.

AS to the buzzard on the dollar
piece" said Director Loech, 81 would
certainly like to SEQ that changed for a
more heroic bird. with his head higher
in the air. We have, At the mint in
Philadelphia, the stuffed figure of an
eaglo that used to f. around the build
ing, which would serve as a good
model. Do you know We had to take
feather out Of the tail of the bird on
the dollarG After we had struck off
couple Of million pieces we found there
were eight feathers in his tail, when
there should have been but seven."