The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1890-02-28
JUVENILE

Boston transcript: A teacher, who by
was orally instr,ctinR a class the other
day i'm thu foundations OF political science.
S ,s,sI snS f iscs%r her a SS:s Tb p'i B.isis : v SYSTEM IN,
Of government. And then she asked the
boy at the head of the class: And now,
sr% a, or r, T" over this cs%nsrs King:
said Johnny, promptly. "SDh. no. Tell
mS: shs next ss, Snc; ~ when q" Sex we , sS:'
"Jacks!" said the next hoy.
Boston Times: There is "a bright little
a-year-old miss b acco'npanic.i her
parents tai Europe lnst summer. She II
her friends ali about her strip to Europe"
she accosied one Of the ships men ON
deck one day with much Difference; "bcn
jour, monsieur" "bom jour, madn,m.!.
said the little miss to- her mother after.
ward. ''bccausc he saw my rings and
thought l must In married."
Albany Journal. Sand now. clIildrcn."
remarked Professor Hailcs i'm one Of the
public schools tho other day, "f . family
children should have n pie for dinner how
remarked the bright hoy, ''cach would get
YOU must rcmeInbcr." "Oh. 1 know that,
hut the mother wouldn't get any: Their"
wouldn't be enough To go around
Judge of u local court addicted to fault
finding. cxarnining class in geography:
This class ought to lie ashamed; you
you are just where yGu were last year.
Ernest. where are the Rocky noun
ains:" Ernest remembering the same
question put tho year before: Just
moved a bit"
ma, will God hate us il we don't do just
exactly as he says i'm the bibie"" Mann
ma: ooh, ] tr,st not, darling. WIN do
kins punched me in the omac and I
didn't have any other stomach tn turn tn
him.
are You going to-day, Jack: Let's 90
ant Y, yomm, Jimmy "rss; but ne ihs teacher teacher 8
has got two mice in his pocket. and he's
going to lct'em out on tho iioor.'
Boston T'onsc,i,,:: Mamma" said
given away some of Tommy's worn cloth
ing, 'I'm awful glad that there's poor
pose / would have to wear them clothes
another year."
Tc.ras S;nings: Mrs. Gruunp: Bobby.
shall have TO ,.lI your father about Yen;
han't l been licked bad enough now.
without having another scrap with pa"
\ bright Hoy.
A bright little boy and "a gooh-looking
young lady came into ai elevated car to-
gether yesterday and commenced talking
| MI hiS Ivy hs's J'h"N hhhH ~
into the choppers box, says the New
York TiHes. Their conversation attracted
the attention of the passengers near them.
"How much do tlio~s. tickets COST
asked the boy.
'Five cents each ten cents for two.'
was the reply.
THAT would be 1--WE for % cents
wouldn't it, Jcnnic!"
Yves" said Jennie, and as she noticed
the interest displayed by the listeners, sh,
concluded to- "show him off,"
"Now, tell me. how many tickets could
You get for a dollar"
After some hesitation the answer came.
Twenty"
'wcll If you were To use two ever.
day, how long would the dollars worth
last"
This was "a pIzzlcr. The little fellow
thought il over for n long time. Suddcn
~ his face frightened and no stopped th,
"showing oifH by shouting:
why. until they are all gonc!"
The Birth of Statcsnnnnship.
from the Chicago Times.
"Blank is really rising into prornincnc,
as n statesman"
q what acts of his do you base yom'
conclusions"
"Nonc whatcvcr: but the comic paper,
are beginning to print cartoons of him."
y Sensitive stomach.
From the Chicago Times.
~ have an attack of Dyspepsia thi,
morning"
swhat brought il on -"
II dreamed of ovcreating last night
"For Sale" aud Z" To Rent" cards at tn,
Standard Office.