The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-11-21
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THE only safe way is to avoid mans exam
pie and take isadvice. -Atchtson Globe.
PAPA, what made Latin dead Ianguage?n
ut was talked TO death, my son. Life.
Mrs. HARRIsoS has been pricing pearl buttons
in Baltimore. 1t is needless to say that the
matter went no further philadelphia Record
WHERE'S the PROPRIETOR asked man as
he entered downtown restaurant.
Hes gone home to dinner, sir, replied a
waiter.-HdrDer's Bdzdr.
LITTLE HANS to his mother, who is anxiously
looxlng for his smaller siSrer-Oh, don't be
worried. mamma; they viii be sure to find Elsie
when they clear up the rooms in the morning.
F1e0eTIde Batter
CowARDTcE is at the bottom of good deal Of
what passes foryirtue in this world. If people
were not afraid that they would be found out
some of them would not be so good as they are
now-SomerUtHe Journal.
A NEW FASHION in Paris puts metal boxes on
the tombS in all the cemeteries into which
friends of the deceased can, on All Saints day.
drop their cards through the slit at the top
Nel0 Orleans Times Democrat.
GIVE the average man three days work to be
done in three days and he will boast the first
day, loaf the second. and show the amount of
work he has to do to prove that he is worked
to death on the third.-AtchtsOll Globe.
AGEoRGIA woMAN suddenly died the other day
| at the foot of a tree which sue had partially
chopped down. When her husband got home
from the cross roads and found no supper ready
for him, he nearly went crazy with grief
TerGs Sgtt7l7S.
HUSBAND Anything you want down town to-
day. my dear: Shall order some of that self
rising -four?
Wife We have plenty left; but l wish you
would stop at an Intelligence office and order
me sslt-rlsing servant girL-AeU York
Weekly.
ANOTHER JOKE comes to light that occurred
on election dav. One that daV was
peddIlpg Laundry slips, while many men were
peddling tickets. A fellow down in the Third
ward had ticket and laundry slip. He
foldedea up carefully, and when he voted he
us-d the laundry slip instead of the ticket
LedOseloo. h Kan. Iinles,------
'YEs, said the young man to his congress
manI.A esta one Of theaa.--l. want employment
under the government. "
'Why, thought you had secured a position
as ageRt{oF an arteSian well firm>n
i had; bat they Disseminated against me-"
Gave ms Kentucky fornmy territory
| Washing on Posts a&
LADY (suddenly returned from Europe)-
| Patrick, what does this mean? | left you in
charge of our residence while abroad, and [
find the front yard filed with clothes lines, and
every line full of clothes. Our beautiful place
| LOOKS like Chinese laundry You promised
me that your wife would not take in washing.
Patrlck-We haven't taken in any washin'
| mum. We've only been takin' in hangin' out
| clothes.-Neio York Weekly.
| A PRETTY FAN was presented to little girl 4
! years of age, and she. wishing to show her new
treasure. hung it on her finger and held it ont at
arms length, A lady GA entering the parlor
was attracted by the peculiar attitude OF the
little girl, and finally said to her: Isn't it very
fatguing to hold out your arm In that way so
| long?''
Isn't it always fatiguing to be elegant?'-Bos-
| ton Budget