Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1890-10-16
EYEHING ECHOES.

A sage hen is no wiser than any other
kind.
The pack mule knows all about back
taxes.
some OF the show bills are hardly at to
show.
A cold is hard to get rid of, but it's
sneezy thi g to get.
Little things tell in this life. Little
brothers for instance
The barber finds NO difficulty in scrap.
ing an acquaintance.
When minister is ''called" does he
always show MS hanuP
''It's all up with me" said the aeronaut
as his balloon collapsed.
The talk Of the day does NOT include
the sly things said at night.
Large silver tips are still used for
canes, umbrellas and hotel waiters.
The girl who takes care of the chickens
know all about the shoe business.
Some baseball men are good runneys
and base runners at the same time.
The somersault man at the circus
seems to live by jumping his board.
Wherever the night messenger boy goes
he usually leaves wake behind him.
! Borrowing trouble Is the easiest way
of getting that which docs not belong to
you.
| II ID curious that il Is said to be p.ain
sailing with q candidate who has walk
over.
Torchlight parallels go we'll while The
benzlno is kept in the lamps and out of
the men.
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hump himself il he wishes to make any
progress.
The custom-hou officials should sleep
well in the consciousness that they do
their duty.
No, Johnny, you are wrong, IN
fortunately, cArping critics are not kept
in pond.
The man who is brimful of irrepressible
conundEuns is very frequently an unwsl-
come guessed,
Sick people should least physic to the
dogH" and go to the races. Any one can
be better there.
Deaf and dumb people are generally
musical; it is rare 10 fluid one that cannot
play the symbols.
Steel iewelry is coming into fashion
again next Winter, but handouts will be
as unpopular as ever.
If the BARRIERS obtain the weekly holi-
day they are after there will be fewer
Sunday cutting serapes.
Temperance workers should turn their
attention to money, which has been ter
ribly tight for some time.
singleton--Are all typewriters pretty?
Benedict-Well, every mans wife thinks
that her huahandIq ia anutUau
Many men resemble the moon, not
only in being out all night but likewise
in being brightest when they're full.
The kind country cousins with whom
the city relatives boarded all summer will
soen try the blessings of reciprocity.
sat least l eau take things in philo-
sophical way" said the burglar as ne
lifted out pane of glass with rubbsr
sucker.
II people could have their wishes
granted, more people would be sent to
the other world than would be called
back.
A man who moved out OF q house that
he had purchased in mslarial neighbor-
hood says that even his resolution was
shaken.
The man who tells all about his Joys
nnd keeps his sorrows to himself hasn't
got to town yet. He would be warmly
welcomed.
II is not until you have walked into
puddle that you can see the different
paths that would have led you safely
around 1t.
A Chicago nobleman who has risen by
raising hogs, remarks: "Take away the
sword-states can be saved without It;
bring the pen."
Case in Point.-Emperor William
has painted landscape and ordered it
hung up in his yacht. No matter IL it
sinks or explodes the crRft-how much
the crew suffers from the presence of
such work of art. the order of the En-
peror must be obeyed. That's where he
has big advantage over house painter.
-Detroit Free Press.
INDIGNANT.