New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-07-06

"The Church Tines Of London recently printed
unique death notice 1t rs follows:
ION tho l7th inst, promoted from the kindergarten
Of earth the High school Of Paradise, the sweet soul
of Mary sophia Hor,ey, wife of the Rev j. W. HorSley'
Holy Trinity, Woolwich."
The conception Of Heaven high school will
hardly commend itself to Christians generally. who
rather look upon Heaven long vacation after tho
school OF earth.
Was Glad she Told Him." William said Mrs.
Bixby from the head of the stairs 10 her husband, who
had come home at an early hour IN tine morning;
there i some angel cake in the pantry, new hnu
that made to-day. put II where yen can easily
get IT, ,., ~. ptxh, .rrov
con ,ldcrate OF you mi sht have eaten some ~ ~
without thinking" And the grateful husband made
lunch on cold corned beef.-(Boston Herald
Some wor,men in Canada the other day cNhumed
lot Of big bones, which the savantS declared TO DO
thu bones of an extinct mastodon. But an Oh
settler knocked their theory endwse by declaring tat
they were the bones Of a worn-out circus elephant
that had died a few years before All Of which suS'
rests Bret IIarte's poem, Truthful James,:
Til Brown Of Caavcros brought ot OF fossil ZONES.
That he found within tunnel, near the tenement
of Jones
Then Brown he read paper, and he reconstructed
there
From those same bones, an animal that was ex-
trcmely rare;
And Jones then asked the chair for a suspension x
"'''N' ''N''
the rules
TIL he could prove that those same bones was ono
Of his lost mules.
Then Brown he smiled a bitter smile. and said he
at fault
II seemed he had been trespassng on Jones's
family vault.
What strange survivals OF old forms OF speech wo
constantly meet with II Is said, for instance. that
there are still some old settlers in Chicago who refer
to the Chicdso River "a the drink"
Mrs smith-so your daughter has graduated with
Mrs. Jones-Yes. she understands painting, and
astronomy. and piano playing aud LoM KNOWS "ha'
You ought to be very proud
IL suppose So I expect she will he very happy
in her married life II she finds husband who knows
how to cook, sew on buttons and dress chIldren'-
Texa, siftnss.
A motto suggested BY "The Boston Post' would bs
a good one for great many titled pensioners 10
England:
ii non gadum, saltem salararum destringo-
II not the sword, at least my salary draw.
The summer girl is now having her innings. 81:
IA as breezy blooming and beautiful ever, and her
slaves as numerouS.-Crhe Boston Herald
The crowned heads OF Europe said to be inter
estcd In rhe subject Of life insurance. Wheh TIC
crown is OF gold the Of it might b" classed as
Gilt edged risk. We have however, heard OF some
| crowned heads VINO ulsut ulOIc PiopNis 10
guilt edge risks.
lie l ismsG wilson io smed from bridge As he nshsd
he slept and he slept he pitched mo I rs
and never rose to the surface Mhen es v
i've pound catfish on the hook. some men are always
too late for good luck.-(Detrott Free Press.
aThe Mail and Express says that the Citizens
movement was probably inspired by Tammany Han.
This Will be interesting news TO BISHOP Potter and
| IIeber Newton
The Regular Course.-Miss Ilauteur-so you have
inst graduated from Yaevard, have you, Mr.. Stroke.
oari suppose you took the prescribed college courseS
Mr. strOkcoar (who rowed on the varsity elsh,l IN
YES indecd-on the Thames, at New London LAW
renee American
one Of the most valuable Of the manuals prepared
| for the use Of public and all Others VINO take
/ an interest in politics is Henry H. smiths Digest
and Manual Of the Rules and Practice OF the House OF
! Representatiyesr The twelfth edition Of THIS WORK
| has lately been issued. IL contains not Only u'o
digest and manual but also the Constitution Oh uo
United States Jerersons manual, tables showing tno
| commencement and end OF each session OF congress
! and much other matter Of related h'eies~ A''
Smith is the journal clerk OK uie HOUSE,
Here comes Patrick Chalmers again with his PROOF;
that James Chalmers, Of Dundee scotland, a,n hoe
Sir Rowland hill was the inventor OF the adhesive
postage stamp The last time that PatflNh pfeseneu
his documcnts The Vnion out OF sheer eAnaus coh,
mnaed him that II he would not ask again to nave INC
| claims ~ lanes Chalmers examined line 'hoh
would freely fully aud without recourse recan'1ion
w ,tai reservation acknowledge the claims OF the
i IaSoes chalmers to the honor Of having invented
ga% h n p9 Of e , sSnsc lie 6othsr US again
with the pcrtlnaeity that he nas pons am
nuay for years W. r SHn sars pcsyane whe
lanes Chalmers or sir Rowland Hill invented tne
adhesive stamp. II the stamp sticks 9, mas III
| want to know about it.-(springheld Unlons