Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1890-07-26
PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS.

lilo who lights and runs away, may
got shot in the back.-Texas Siftings.
We saw bald-headod man in the
very last row, but 1t was at church, not
tho opera.
Spontaneous combustion Is some-
times caused by an accumulation OF
oiled rags and sometimes by collection
Of insurance policies. "-Elmira Gazette.
Miss Plaingirl-"I sometimes fear
that he doesn't love me; yet he kissed
me last night" Miss Prettypert-"Then
you may rest assured that he loves you"
IN. Y. Sun.
Mother tof spoiled child)-T am
greatly obliged to you for bringing my
little boy back" Organ Grinder-"I
fraida he teacha munka bada tricks. -
N. Y. Woekly.
-Snooper-"It's no wonder they arc
always finding microbes, bacteria and
such things in France" Simeral -
"Why?" Snooper-"Becaus France Is
just the place for Parasites"
The Young Veteran =" Smithors?
Smithcrs is retired artist" Retired
artist, eh? Why, he is only twenty
eight years old" "That may be; but
you uOHJ nuVo 10 pe worry olu w EoOito
from art.-Puck.
The scene is Roman studio: "How
do you know that old fellow is an Amer
ican?" because he asked the price OF
of that Madonna. Any other but an
American would havo asked who painted
t."-Society.
Judge of my horror, madame, as l
yesterday caught my little Otto, aged
three, in the act of tearing my newly
written poems into fragments" Lady
"Whatl Can the little fellow road?"--
journal Amusant.
1t is not impossible to say many
moro original things about original
sin, and the fashionable preacher would
do well to pound some of the fashionn-
BILE sins of fashionable sinners of the
present time.-N. O. Picayune. gY.R
-A.-"A moro deserving medical man
than our friend Richard does not exist.
He very frequently accepts no fees from
his patients!" B.-"You don't say so?"
A.-"For he generally settles with tho
heirs. "-Fliegende Blatter.
The academy committee have q
grudge againstyou, haven't they?" asked
OHb ulSClplo VI OllD VI "a DlobhCt III
art. "Why, no. They accepted my ma
rino." $50 l saw. If they were we'll
disposed they would have it sent back"
Detective Ito country grocer who
had been robbed )-"What kind of goods
did the burglars tahe?' Storekeeper-
mo goods; only money. Didn't even
touch my cigars" Detective-"Ah,
there's n clew. Must have been some
body who knows the place. IN. Y.
Tribune.
ibid you ever SEQ any thing like
this name?" said clerk in o railroad Of.
flee. "It's Russian, isn't it?" 81 don't
know what it is; but it looks as if two
sections of the alphabet had run into
each other and got telescoped. Wash.
ington Post.
Miss Goodley-'I do not think SO
much Of Jack Rounton as | did" Miss
Galee-'Why not?" Il won't to church
with him last night and he volunteered
to find the text" "Well, what has that
to do with it?" 80, nothing, except
that | can't say that L have much re.
spect for q man who hunts for the Epis'
tie to tho Romans in the Old Testa-
ment"-N. Y. Sun.
-"What must do to awaken true
appreciation of my worl?" asked poet,
speaking to publisher that has just
brought out an edition of Ibsen. "You
must write dramas without beginning
and without an end-dramas from which
the principal characters disappear, with
out warning, never to be heard OF
again" 81 have done that" said the
poet, land yet no howl is raised over
my work. What else must do?" "You
must sit down and wait until you are
sixty years old" "But suppose 1 should
not be recognized even after have at.
tanned that age?" "Well, you are not,
you will then know that you are fail.
ure. ."-Arkansaw Traveller.