Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-12-26

And then pretty smile illumes
Her happy face.
Her chubby fingers on the air
Beat tattoo.
To break the magic of her stare
shout "Goo-gooT'
THE sun is heading north, and will reach this
section when winter goes into summer quar-
ters.
THE Worlds Fair proclamation has been
issued. Now let Chicago issue the bonds and get
down to business
THE four quarters of dollar cost as much
as the whole article.
THE greater the charity the bigger your con-
tribution should be.
for pants.
WHEN you suppress the truth you suggest a
falsehood and lift the lid off lie.
AMBITION often makes men slaves.
The worlds stage but IL you wait for your
cue you may never make hit.
THE shoemaker pounds his lapstone In order
to keep his hearthstone in order.
MAJoR1T1Es cannot be led by the noes, but
they talk with the ayes.
IT was a green Christmas for all in this Sec
ton. of course, but the shrewd business men
wha advertise feel that it was golden one,
too.
PRESIDENT HARRISON probably figured
that Blaines mail was not worth SIS, 900 post
Office before he vetoed the Bar Harbor public
building bill.
The Day After.
Ev'ry heart seemed full of great gladness,
Eyes wore soul-giyen shine;
But, alasi many hearts feel the sadness
OF over-indulgence in wine.
AVERY weak man may have strong breath
SUCCESSFUL shoplifter-A straightfor-
ward advertisement in THE DISPATCH. 1t
gets away with the goods.
THIS is free country. but nuisances are not
on the free list.
THE huntsman who shoots his best hound
hits the scenter.
THE Christmas editorial will be carefully
filed away for use some other Christmas.
MoDIsTE and modesty are not synonymous,
by any means. nowadays.
MESSENGER boys, like money, are always on
call in Wall street.
WHAT enters the ears should go to the brain
to be filtered before being poured out of the
mouth.
court.
RICH men always talk from notes.
You do not have to go to court before you
| hang sign.
A BAND of hope-The engagement ring.
Mince and Mint.
Ho ye merry shouting, jolly dogs,
| Who needed not natures warning,
Don't you imagine the whole worlds cogs
| Are jolting your head this morning?
THE woman who sweetly scents herself evil
| IDENTIFY imagines that men can be led by the
nose.
THE merchant who would thrive should not
| take his Christmas cards out Of the newspapers
| yet awhile.
In the Mayors race dark horse is frequent
| ly entered.
THERE are innumerable laps to the mile in
| the great human race.
You don't need to be mind reader to guess
| what the woman who turns around when an
| other passes her is thinking about.
| OIL we'll drillers, even if they do not observe
! the seventh day. keep 1t holy.
GLrTTKRINa frauds-Paste diamonds.
| THE foreigners who attempt to live under
the laws Of their native land in this country
should be pulled up with a short turn. Object
lessons are needed, as many Of them cannot
| understand the United States language
LIFE is surely holler mookery to the tele.
| phone girl.
GUILTY as indicted-The overhead wire.
| JUsrICE-To-BE BROWN shot burglar once,
The President evidently thinks he is entitled to
| pension.
NOAH saw the first ark light.
WHEN people organize for concerted move
ment it's hard to get them to keep from sound.
| ing false notes and making diseord.
THE best way to starve the fasters is to cut
| off the box receipts. % ~
| THE wire is charged with the electric light.