The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1890-08-23

nlacnine poetry looks more COM
posed when il comes from a type
writer. Ns,c Orleans Picdynnc.
LET us consider the thing soberly.'
"AlI right. I'll wait until you are
rcady-to-morrow. sayw-N u. Sum
Talking of National air. the strong.
est this country is able TO furnish seems
70 be the cyclone. - Philadelphia Times
A bank i nm institution into which
you put confidence and money and
draw ont your confidence. - Phiiodet
ihia Times.
He--'.You never call me Birdie any
more" Shc--''Still | think YOU are
just Is much OF "A jay rs ever '-Ierrc
Hdute Express.
Hammock dresses are announced
for summer wear. Something that q
girl can slip out OF easily. we presume.
'- ioHkers Statesman
She--''O. dear this Is simply awful!
] can't sec a singlc thing Helm
a little better of; | can see hat. -
HARVARD Lanpoon.
lIe-"I am sure You would like my
brother" She-''l have no donbt
should. am told yor two are So diff.
lcrent. - The Epoch.
lle-"My income il small and per-
laps il is cruel of me to take YOU from
your fathers roof She--"I don't
live on the roof. ~ Chatter.
james. am cleaning house. so be
good fellow and beat the carpet as
usual" No. think I'll shake 1t this
year. ~ Philadelphia Times.
A new company for the culture Of
cork has been formed in this country.
IL shold have no trouble in floating rs
stock. - BiHghamton Republican.
Chumlcy-"I say. Grumly. what's
wrong?' Grumly- Fired.n CHUNKY
-'Fired?" GRUMPY Yes. came TO
he Office loaded. Philadelphia Press.
Bilious-'I sleep in feathers. but
believe it's unhealthy" Tuffnut-
What's that Look ut the spring
chicken; see how tough he is.'-Bostoa
Herald
Al the Garden Concert Won't the
gentleman take seat inside2 1t rains
80 hard %. no. thank YOU; we have
ids TO our beer mugs. ~ Fiiegende
Bldtter.
Tailor-"And YOU want this thick
)icce of leather sewcd inside the trons.
.rs?" Customer Yes; | am can
sassing for a religious publication
Boston Herad.
Young Lady (tailor-made) Take
NY seat. please, Old lady (near
sighted. but gratefully Thank you.
.ir. You are the Only gentleman in
hc ear - Boston Bwdgd
Mrs. Fangle What is Mrs Cab
Ahoul's reputation rs "A charitable wo-
man based upon2' From Behind the
! Newspaper Upon her willingness to
attend 10 other peoples business With
)ut charge. - BostonidH.
! Tommy Papa what Is crank ~
Papa 10. we call a peculiar, eccentric
person Il crank. Tommy And q
baseball crank is Papa "A
j baseball crank is q man who will not
! 20 TO a game. - Boston Herald.
"Of course" said links. II am m
/ nti-slavcry man. but | would like to
/ see messenger boy put up nj auction
Just once 'Why?" 1T would be
I interesting 10 see him when he WAS
going going. w. Washington Post.
ST. Peter Cat the gatc) Well. who
are your Applicant I'm DIR. --
o; Ensl0n.' 81. Peter Sorry we
cant adnli, sou. bat there Is absolute
! ly nothing for yoh 10 do. You see. W,
are immortal ~ Harcdrd LampooH.
Bank Cashier That was gran,
sermon of DR. De Goods on 'rhievc.
in High Places Bank President
Yes. bat seems 10 me I've hear,
that sermon before somewhere.
wonder where he stole H. ~ J.. lIcek
~.
Visitor ~ don't see anything re
markablc about this girl. She seems
TO me to be- just an ordinary uncdu
Gated woman. Manager Yes
that's 50; bu; she Is the woman wh'
bosses the eight-foot giant. '--Icrr
HaWc Express.