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Holding Out Hopes.

IRON TcFds SUuHgS.I
Police Justice Ito prisoner)-Where were
you last June?
Prisoner dm~pudently)-I can't remember
10 save my life. l had a different name last
June from the ono | have now, so | can't re-
member whether ! was In New York or Chi
cago. This having so many names, and be-
ing in 10 many different places. Is apt to
confuse the best Of us.
Police Justice-I hold YOU over for trial.
and | think j can hold out hopes that he
fore you get through witb The law you will
learn 10 stay In u place, and instead Of
having three or four names you will not
have any IA n at all. You will 20 by . num-
Der after this.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
A scriptural Tramp.

Tramp Ito the conductor. o TO put
him of the train for nou-paymont Of farol-
Are you a Christians.
Conductor hopo | AM. y
Tramp And Ito Won follow the precepts OF
the New Testament?
Conductor-Itry to: but Whist has thatfos
to do with my putting you OH
Tramp-lt has q great deal TO do with it.
The Bible says Put not off until to-mor-
row"
Conducior-That's all right 20 far a. -
goes, but | reach a little further and do
- that which should DO done to-day"
AND he bOmnced him out.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

Tim kecfc says that tho Princeton nine
will TO well ouuippod in the pitchers box
this season.. He reports that hmcs Is doing
better work than lie did last season at the
corresponding period. and that with Young.
a new man. ~ holp him out Princeton
should make y strong bid for the champion
shin.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
cLlNToN's FEMALE HERMIT.
Forty Years OF life Devoted 70 the
Care of Cats and Dogs.


Quite q concourso o: people followed
The remains Of Susan kinkads 10 their
last rest, says a Clinton. Ill. despatch 70
the st. Louis Rtpubhc.
She was si1ty-nine years Of age ~
death, and has spent the last forty years
of her life as q hermit, living IN .
wretched howell, and having for her COM
panions an army Of dogs and cats. for
which she had an attachment.
She was a constant reader OF the Bible,
and would confound tho shrewdese
scholars with her strange wisdom
known to everybody in the vicinity for
her oddities. she went clad as the lowest
and poorest begEnr, and subsisted on the
vilest food.
An extensive collection Of the trinkets
of forty years gathering and her animals
are all that now remain as mementos OF
the hermit.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

Says Her Father Turned Hor Out.
Annie Kearney, sixteen years old, was
found in Henderson street, Jersey City this
morning, drenched and suffering from
hunger. She told the police that her father
Daniel Kearney. of 1Sl Cole street had
turned her into the street. He will be
brought to Court to explain.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
woman's Gifts.
iron Ter1s SiJiiHg. !

Smith-What have YOU got there:
Joues-Its II poem my wife has written for
the Literary PdRad un,. I'm taking it to
the office Of that journal. Is your wife
literary
Smith-Not that l know OF, bnt she can
dinRnose the way another womAn'E dress
ouiOns.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
A veteran Proker Eonored.

The veteran Wall street note broker. MIR.
Max Springer. attained his soventy-fiftlt
birthday to-day aud a number of his friends
gathered at I. W. Piper Il Co. i dining-rooms
this afternoon to do him honor. Mr..
Springer's health was toasted and no was
showered with good wishes by hundreds of
admirers.
Among those present were !. Soncnnbcrg
and Capt. s. Stern of the Consolidated Ex-
change.
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Mr.. Dwindledown

IRON Lps.I
Did you see the rrcsidcnt7"
mo; [ neglected q very necessary Access
sory to that OF Grafton"
what ?"
IL left my microscope ut home"
The evening world., 1890-03-28
Strictly Impartial.

"Clara, what is Master Harry dressed Ia
go out for :" inquired Mrs. ~Deanmonde. in
a tone which showed that something was
wrong.
CLARA (the new nurse)-I Thought he would
go out for a ride in the carriage with you
this afternoon, ma'am.
Mrs. Beaumonde- Not at all. i had him
Yesterday. and / don't want to lie accused of
favoritism. It's dear little Fido's turn to-
Iay
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supt. Moulton Dyips.

Supt Albert ID. Moultop. who was shot by
Johd Roman. in Hunters Point Wednesday.
is in a dying condition at his home. lie
Lexington avenue, this city. Coroner Levy
has taken his ante-mortem statement.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

Dublin Mems Association Reception.
The Dublin Mems Association will give its
final reception of the season Mt its club
rooms. ~ and - Union square, Monday
evening, A host of artists have volunteered
their services.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
Mood and Tense.

Ifr0t1 hdrhr,l
Gushing Loved One-Arohibald, will You
love me then ~ now:
Passionate LoVer-Let us not deal in futu-
rities. Celia: | will love you now ~ then.
Let us have a. much now ns possible.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
A Sure Road to Success

lfF"" "AHHfJH "sf"'y'l
Reporter ITO wealthy Canadian, formerly a
citizen OF the United Statos)-To what do
yOu attribute your SUCCESS In life?
CanadiAn-Noung man, hcaTeful study OF
geography and = thorough knowledge Of
railroad routes placed me where l am to-day.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
AT the Menagariel

GFToS, Tsras S~iIliRgGI
Dude-What is the name Of this little
monkey?
KeepeK-We call him Prince.
''ANhy dc you give him that title?
lin hopes that some rich AmsricAn girl
will fall In love with him and buy him at a
high figure"
The evening world., 1890-03-28
No sale Mnde.

lFNpRt T'rns N(rnqs
JRck-How will these trousers wear?
Clerk who has lad n row with bossi-Out!
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Judging from Surface Indications.

Shell declare, it Just disgnsts me! That
girl. Prudence Primrose. thinks she's just a
perfect saint.
He-Well, she looks like q martyr.
She-HuW, pray:
He-Nhy, ii beauty is only skin deep she
must have been fayed alive,
The evening world., 1890-03-28
A P~recocious Child.
tFresa LtrSl

Trato Father-I can SEQ through you, you
little sneak
suffering boy You ought to be able to;
I'm trans parent.
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The Question Is Unanswered.

The Question Is Unanswered.
t,om Nvn'sys weakly
You are all authority OF feats OF
strength. | bclive. remarked q stranger TO
the sporting editor.
Tie latter bowed and replied:
What eau / Ito for your"
with you would tell mo which is the
stronger, the female .ahoplifter or the
woman who holds mp n train 7"
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Thn sonnences on suocess.

tIrom TIE AmeIicm Groo,r.
b. Successful Merchant lat enhancement Of
care er,-l will do my duty. and never mind
what others do!
Successful Merchant ttwonty years later
| will pay my duty, and never mind what
else / dot
The evening world., 1890-03-28
A Kicker.

iFTopi HuHsss's E,,kih.
StaGoy-l met that fellow Buskin, OF the
Fourteenth Avenue Theatre, last evening.
What a disconnected chap he is! He's got a
good part. but he never plays it without
kicking.
Booker DRtes-What is it?
iStagey-,Tlie hind legs in the heifer in
tEyaupaline,
The evening world., 1890-03-28
Tho Young Men Bowed

From RdcksLl (
You are like Joshua" remarked Mrs.
SnodgrAss to her daughter, a. young Dolley
uncovered and remained standing while she
passed.
why, mamma 2"
The so stands still for YOU"
The evening world., 1890-03-28
OrnitholoPical.

ITrom HHseB's Te,kiy.l
THE Speaker of the Legislature in called
a Bald Eagle wonder what fowl nam.
they'll apply to the Speaker at Washing
ton 2"
Hes q Rccd-bird."
The evening world., 1890-03-28
To Get Her Feet Out Of the Way,

ITroH, huaSeys Weekly
waldo-Chicago is fairly standing on her
head with JOY at securing the Fair.
Hndson-And she'll nave To do the same
thing in 1898, il she expects any one else to
have room.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
The Difference.

IFron, HH"s,V's r,,kiy.
Parrott-What's the difference between =
saloon aud u cafe, anyway
Niggins-Iho prices!
The evening world., 1890-03-28
DRAMAS OF DAILY LIFE.
A Series of Interesting Stories of EUelU-
Dag happenings.
BY GEORGE r. SIMS,

A"thor Of 4" Lights O. London" 4 RaAoay Romance" 4" The Lost
Bride" dec
The evening world., 1890-03-28
Men OF Genius.

TFTUW HHHNyE WFFHTy'I
First Burglar climbing in by the window
According to Carlyle, we must be gen.
iuseE.
Second Burglar-Why?
First Burglar-Because we have such q
capacity for taking paues,
The evening world., 1890-03-28
Canonical Advice.

Canonical Advice.
lFToOi ne AmsrfeaH Grocsr.l
Sheriff lin Maine town)-The State ordi-
nance prohibits sale o. Whiskey mere, sir.
upder pain of $40 fine T.
Col. Fusion Lexington--Too much money!
That piece Of ordnance IL too highly charged.
salI. Take my advice and nut that dangerous
canon out o. sight before 1t bursts T.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
Puts His Foot in It.

Puts His Foot In II.
lFrom bs C1fcsqo TiRes.l
Miss Techec tishing for a compliment
Do you think ! am so very old?
Mr.. MuiHlpring ANXIOUS to pleaEe)-No,
indeed. You are not halt ~ old IA you look.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

Roddy Gallagher, the middle weight pugi-
list. Of Cleveland, o., has already COM
menced to prepare himself for his match
jack Dem Jecy defeated. Tho contest takes
place at the California Athlet Club the
latter part Of May. for 4 purse OF 81. 500.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

hlcryon. the famous trotting stallion. I'm
e?5, 900 placed 10 the credit OF his win
nings.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

Kingston, the reliable. IN popular for the
Brooklyn Handicap, and Longstreet FOR the
Suburban.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

III spite Of the delay in tho work on the
grand stand aud other fNturesof the Boston
Players ground. caused by the trouble with
the workindu, the directors OF the Club
affirm that all will be ready by the beginning
OF the championship season,
The evening world., 1890-03-28

Entries for the games Of the A. A. u. at
Boston. April ~, promise to DO moro re-
nlarknble than the famous games given by
the Boston Athletic Club. Feb IL. on ac-
count of the number of entries and eiithu-
piasm manifested. Harvard IL expecting to
carry of the prizes this time. Just an she
did last.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

The University of Pennsylvania feels
deeply gricved over YRlo'a refusal to row
sylvanianG have II sturdy sight this year
aud are eager To measure blades with the
hanghtv NcRrurR of the blue. They are
angry to think Yale coudescendr To- give tho
Atalantas n race and not themselves.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

Tho cricket eleven which tho Columbia
College students are organizing IN sat u
contain mucl available material for a pre-
sciltRblc team. so far this Spring the can.
sufficient time nor q suitable place to prac.
tiCC,
The evening world., 1890-03-28

Advertisement rar be lett nc my Of the
" following
AUTHORISED FIG ES
al the Regular Advertising Rates.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
A New Species.

A New Species.
prom LpGI
Young Woman docking at a sheep pic
~turel-Isnt that = beautiful jacques! How
good those sheep arel
Young Man: They ought TO be. Canvas
back sheep, you know.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

A COMPLETE SET Of apparatus for professional
"A or amateur prostidigitateur in exchange for
desk, bookrn-. or pGrlor furniture. Offers Under.
mi World ONCE.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

The Dwyer Bros. have won n million and a
half on their famous racers since they have
been in partnership.
The evening world., 1890-03-28
One Good Reason.

ITToH RdSLsLl
lyon can't catch guinea pigs by putting
salt on their tails"
"Why 2"
"One reason is. they have no tails.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

A BEAUTIFUL GOLD WATCH for s3s: 81
N weekly tno WAlthAm, Elgin, or other first
Glass American movement Mutual Watch Co,
.1U6 Broadway. .
The evening world., 1890-03-28

-~A.-GENUINE diamond %scsrfpin. so, nays-
N. bic SOC. weekly; handsome gold watch. SJS,
81 weekly solid gold rings, g. Charis 4 Co.
1l6 Nassau At.
The evening world., 1890-03-28

Dominick McCAffrey IL tired Of posing and
boxing in the theatres and Intends To- be-
tious Intent he is encouraged by his
managers.
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he WON THE BET.
An Anecdste of the Famous Hungarian
Count Zichy.

An Anecdste of the Famous Hungarian
Count zichy.
From the Boston Herald.
The famous Hungarian, Count Itchy.
who lived on a princely income in Vienna,
was, in his younger days, well known all
over Europe for the bets he made and
generally won. Once when there was a
heavy duty imposed on every head of
cattle entering the Austrian capital. he
made a bet that he would carry a lamb,
duty free, through the gates of Vienna,
and that the g~atekeeper, who acts as inn
perial officer. adjusting and receiving the
duty, would he glad 10 let him pass.
Next morning the Count, disgui sed in
the clothes of a butcher, his butcher knife
i'm his hand, his shirt sleeves rolled up,
and carrying n heavy ack on his Shout
der, mad his way TO one of the fashion,
able gates Of Vienna. But the watchful
officer soon espied him.
"What have you in that sack, fellow ?"
"A dog, SIR"
"A dog? Dog yourself! Down with that
sack. / know fellows like you sometimes
carry dogs in sacks through the gates and
sell them for mutton in town. Down with
your sack"
"Bat it's nothing but a dog and a bad
'Never mind wha, you will. Down with
your sackw
The officer pulled the sack from the
supposed butchers shoulder, cut the
string and, sure enough, out jumped one
Of the biggest dogs in Vienna. The dog
rushed against the faithful government
servant, landed him several steps away in
the CUTTERS and then left for parts unknown.
After him went the young butcher. shak-
ing his knife before the eyes of the fright
ened officer and exclaiming:
"Ill settle you after ! catch that dog"
49, H. E--
the butcher again appeared before the
raised window of the gate Office.
II have Just caught that dog again.
Would you like To look at him"
'Get away! Get out, you n your in
dow went down and the smiling butcher
entered Vienna.
But no dog was that time in the sack.
hut The latest lamb that could be found
in the suburbs of the capital.
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UNDER A NEW NAME.
Onsrer- Chosen for the New Fire Company
mt the Upper Works.

Ofscer- Chosen for the New Fire Company
Mt Upper Works.
A new fire company was organized last
evening in Fireman's hall at the upper
works. j. 5. DougheTty was elected chair
man Of the meeting, w. &. Converse re-
cording secretary and II. II. Nell financial
secretary. The attendance was large. II
vas resolved that the new organization
be known as the Upper Works Fire De-
partmcnt. The constitution and bylaws
OF b defunct company were adopted in
respect TO all matters where they do not
conflict with the new organization.
Permanent officers were chosen by the
election by reclamation of j. =. Doughcrty
10 the Office Of chief. William Bell was
elected first assistant fireman, j. +.
Morse, second assistant; Joseph Halpin,
first engineer; Joseph Marsaile. first as
sistant: w. {. Ahern, second assistant;
w. G.. Converse, recording secretary; H..
H.. Nell. financial secretary; David Lewis.
treasurer; John Conrcy, first captain of
the hose; Mike Mccarthy, second captain:
Thomas Graham, third captain. In adj
dition SIX special fire police were elected:
j. II. Russell, NJ. Morley. John Lawlcr.
Charles Hinzc, Harry Templeman and
William Murphy.
II was ordered that the roll for charter
members he held open for the next two
meetings. There are already lis names
on the list Of charter members. The next
meeting OF the company will be held next
Monday evening.
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He ExPosrULArEp,

The Way = Tough Super Followed MIS-
Managers Instructions.
Prom the Chicago Herald.
"The head of the gang Of supers was q
regular tough and athlete, who had been
bothering the manager for some time
with his requests 10 be given q line TO
speak. The manager did not wish TO
offend him, because he was o small power
IN n way, * he finally. promised TO give
him q few lines TO speak on the night of
his own benefit: The night approached.
been given his part and SO he ven "a the
"Say," he said, show Is dis? Where's
de lines You promised me? mint Roin'
on tomorrow night TO carry a spear or 10
do anything OF dat kind. Gimme de lines"
will be entirely unnecessary 10 have your
part written out. ] will tell you what to
do and you can do it,
"'Well, go on
"'You are to be n of the group of
men discovered drinking in a saloon.
for the beer. Do II natural-like. You
know how. Then he gives you h change.
You look at II n see that IL Is not right,
and you mildly expostulate.'
bad part. =.
liz nlknt OI tne Dcilcut dTFlVeu.
Jimmy and his companions were discov-
cred playing cards at q table.
-Four beers said Jimmy In n most
natural tone of voice.
THE glasses were placed on the table.
flake il out OF dis said Jimmy, throw
ing q piece of money on b table.
"The man took the money and hen re-
turned the change.
"'Dis ain'r right said Jimmy, looking
at the change.
".Didn't you give me n quarter"
"'Naw, n half-dollar.'
"'You can't play that game here, my
friend.'
".What! didn't ! give you half a dol
lar?"
"'No.'
Don't get no more change dan dis" 2"
~"Bif-bang! Jimmy's arm went u
and the man was knocked clear into the
first entrance and IL was some time be-
fore he recovered consciousness.
"'Good heavens, what have you done 2"
said b manager as Jimmy strolled off.
"'Well, didn' you tell me to expostu-
late ?' said Jimmy"
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WIND STORM IN DEER LODGE.
Fences Were Blown Down. Buildings In
jured and signs Demolished.

Fences Were Blown Down, buildings In
jured and signs Demolished.
Special Ia the Standard.
DEER LODGE, May 27.-The strongest
wind storm within the recollection of the
oldest %inhabitant has prevailed hero the
whole Of the day. The barometer early
this morning indicated rain, but instead
a wind storm came up. 1t was so strong
that il was difficult to walk on the streets,
and very few were seen there. At n
time an alarm Of fire was given, but il
turned out TO nave beer false, but had il
not been disaster would inevitably have
followed. Business signs were blown
away and other small damage done
throughout the town, but the greatest
damage was at the p~enitentiary. There
all the fence on the west side and half the
fence on the east side was blown down
and the remainder Of the fence was SO
badly injured that IL will be of no use.
The. tailor shop at the west side OF the in
closure had its d O torn away, the sky
lights i'm the main building were broken
out. the tin roof of he main or centre
building was blown away, n altogether
the damage to the penitentiary buildings
and property is estimated 10 he about
Sl,aO.
When the storm first came about so
prisoners were exercising i'm b yard.
All at once tine wind came and the fence
was blown down. The alarm was given and
the guards flew to the yard to prevent the
escape of prisoners and drive them TO
their cells. One prisoner, Allen Lewis,
colored, sentenced from Lewis and Clark
county for three years for burglary, died
to-day AT the penitentiary OF consumption.
He will he buried tomorrow.
Stock Inspector James Conley arrived
to-day with Jesse Bingham, whom he ar
rested at Bear Paw mountains for steal
ing cattle In Nebraska. He will be held
here until the agent from Nebraska ar
arrives.
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A NEW HOSE COMPANY.
Officers Who Were Chosen Mt the Mrctin,
Held Last Evening.

Officers who Were Chosen Mt the Meeting
Held Last Evening.
A meeting called for the purpose OF
effccting the organization of n new hose
company was held last night AT McNuly
q Browns real estate office. The meet
ing was well attended and considerable
enthusiasm was manifested by those
present. The first business was the cleo
ton Of officers for the pro losed hose
company. Those elected were Fred w.
Peckovcr. foreman; Mont Pickle. assist
ant foreman n. X. Brown. secretary, and
James Moore, treasurer. After discussion
the newly formed company Was named
the Excelsiors. A committee consisting
Of Messrs. Brown, Mcdonald and Hart
were appointed 90 draw M resolutions
and bylaws OF the company.
Questions pertaining Ia the new organi-
zation were discussed at length and the
meeting was adjourned until next Sunday
night. The membership will bc limited
!o25 persons. The company proposes To
join the state Firemen's association as
soon as possible and 10 take part in the
coming firemen's tournament 10 he held
In this city during race week.
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Interesting News Items From the Gsrden
City.

Interesting News Items From h Garden
City.
special to the STANDARD.
MIssOULA, May 27.-The advertisement
for bids for the excavation Of the cellar
for the new st. Francis Xavier's church
commenced to-day. About 5000 has
been raised and work will begin very
soon.
Sneak thieves made themselves n
~spicuous last night by stealing three
double blankets from the clothes line In
the yard Of Mrs. G.. p. Higgins. The prop
erty was found at a econd hand store
this morning. About 10 O'Clock Mr.. Ros-
ensweig of the Gazette reported to the po-
lice that several blankets and comforters
belonging TO him had been stolen from
Rinehart's yard across the street from
Mrs. Higgins. Two Of these were also
found at a second hand store.
Rice's "Evangeline" which will be pre-
sentcd at Benefits opera house on Sat
urtlay evening, promises to be q great
treat to the people of Missoula. IL Is
probably the greatest burlesque ever
written. II has been on the road for years
and still draws large houses wherever
presented. Two Of the leading actors
were members Of the original cast. They
are James -. Moifat. who with the old
pole he has used for the past IL years
takes the part OF the one Fisherman, and
George X. F~ortesaue. who represents the
spinster Cdthayine. The chorus girls
are among the hest on the stage and are
g~orgcously costumed. The dancing Is
fine.
Engineer Martin, who was In charge of
engine 4S1 that was wrecked about q
week ago, resulting in the death of Fire
man John Cook, was arraigned before
Justice Case. sitting in the district court
room, yesterday afternoon 10 answer to
the charge of criminal carelessness
Prosecuting Attorney Webster repre-
scented the state, while Reeves d Stiff con-
Quoted the defence. A number Of wit
nesses were examined and the court adj
journed until this morning. When the
state had introduced all their testimony
Judge Reeves moved hat the defendant
be dismissed. Argument was heard on
the motion, after which Judge Case denied
il. The defense then introduced thirteen
who were sworn and their ex-
animation commenced.
Ten men were arrested last night for
sleeping in a box car. This morning
Judge Evans fined six of them 81 .25 each
and committed them, three to the city and
three to the county jail. They will work
on the road. The trial of the rest is yet TO
take place, as IL also that of q plain drunk
taken in last night.
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About the Size Of IL.

IRON the Chicago Tribune.
A most appalling sound was heard in
the nursery, and the astonishcd father,
his hair on end, ran to see what wa the
matter. He opened the door and looked
in. Willie was sitting astride his drum
kicking IL with his both feet. Johnny was
twisting the eats tail and bringing fortl
howls Of dire agony. Tommy was whirl-
ing a rattle; BODY Stapleford, a neigh
boris boy, was experimenting a fight be-
tween two vicious dogs; Harry Plugmore.
another visitor. was jumping up aud down
on an empty barrel; half "A dozen other
casual youngsters were pounding tin-pans.
and all were yelling at the top of their
voices.
"What is the meaning Of this uncarthly
racket" demanded the father as soon as
he could make himself heard above the
din.
We're playing Chicago Board Of
Trade" replied Willie. 'Fellers. let 'er
go once morel'
And pandemonium broke loose again.
hecfc sells no beer but Milwaukee,,
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A new stock Of Singer sewing machines
has just been received nj A. Shorts, First
street, W doors west Of Cherry. They
are the finest machines In the market. A
large assortment of organs also on hand.
These instruments are Tor sale at reason
able Driccs.