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Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

REPRESENTATIVE HANKINsoN intro
duced a bill, No. S45, making the lieuten-
ant-governor ex-oficio acknowledgement
and allowing him $500 per annum for the
expenses of his Office. As the militia laws
are to be suspended until 1893. it would be
we'll to do away with the Acknowledgment
until that date and by making the lieuten-
ant-governor ex.oficio acknowledgement
save a few more thousand dollars to the
state
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

The Glendale Manual Training School
bill has passed. Representative Cole has
not yet decided who to place in charge of
the department of the "art of manly de-
fense," but Mr.. John l.. Sullivan's claims
seem to be the best thus far.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14
Last winter Mr., II. E. Kinkdale. collector

Last winter Mr.. II. E. Kinkdale, collector
for the United States Express company at
Des Moines, Ia, was severely troubled
with chilblains. The swelling and intense
itching of his feet was a great annoyance
to him. He tried several remedies with
ont benefit, but fortunately b0ughat a bot
tie of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. he says
he only applied it three times until his fee
were entirely well and free from itching
and swelling. For Sale by Frank Frisby.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14
Catarrh Cured,

A clergyman, after years of suffering
from that loathsome disease catarrh, and
yainly trying every known remedy, at last
found a prescription which completely
cured and saved him from death. ANY
sufferer from this dreadful disease sending
q self-addressed stamped envelope to Prof.
J. A. Lawrence, 81 Warren street, New
charge.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

EVEN Senator Winship voted with the
MAORI Y to carry the Grand Forks fair bill
over the governors veto. If there was a
principle involved, then there ought to be
no question about the fate of the deaf and
dumb asylum bill-especially as it costs as
much to keep these unfortunate people at
Sioux Falls as is asked by the friends of the
proposed Devils Lake institution.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

On the goth of this month the thirteenth
annual commencement exercises of the
Hahnemann medical college and hospital,
of Chicago, occurs Maj. E. Nj. Fuller, ex-
register of deeds of Burleigh county, is a
graduate in the go class.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14
The 8ismarGk Tritmme.
BY Nj. HI. JEWELL.
DAILY TRIBUNE.

THE DAILY TRIBUNE,
Published every morning, except Monday, at Bis.
marck, Dakota, is delivered by carrier to all parts
OF the city at rs cents per week, OF 81 per month.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
Daily one month, postage paid, S loo
Daily three months, postage paid, Sc
Daily six months, postage paid, 90
Daily one year, postage paid, = 10 90
WEEKLY TRIBUNE.
Eight pages, containing a summary of the news of
the week, both foreign and local; published every
Friday, sent postage paid to any address, for one
year 81; six months, 81; three months. rs cents.
The WEEKLY TRIBUNE is the Oldest paper In
North Dakota and the aim is made to make it a
perfect encyclopedia Of Dakota affairs. Its circu-
lation is large, both in the territory and the
states.
The DAILY TRIBUNE, like the weekly edition,
containing the full Associated Press dispatches,
is a desirable advertising medium through which
o reach all northwestern towns and military
posts remote from railroad lines.
The DAILY TRIBUNE will be found on file at
the Grand Pacific hotel, and Lord d Thomas, ad-
v%ertising agents, Chicago. and at reading rooms
and news depots throughout the country.
The general eastern advertising agent of the
TRIBUNE is A. F. Richardson, Room 65, Tribune
Building, New York. All advertisements for the
TRIBUNE from points east of Illinois should be
sent to him.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

No officer of the state will have greater
duties to perform during the next three or
four years than the superintendent of pub
lie instruction. In most of the states this
officer is paid a larger salary than the
other state officers. 1t would be a mistake
to give him less than other state officers in
North Dakota.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

THE TRIBUNE acknowledges the receipt
of an invitation from the Rolla university
to be present at the closing exercises of the
first term, March II. An exhaustive pro-
gramme has been prepared.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

IT looks as If the railroads were on ton.
They didn't care about hauling any more
native ceal than possible at the low rates
established, so the senate killed the Will
liams bill to encourage home industry by
compelling the use Of native coal in the
public institutions of the state.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

The Soldiers Home bill and the Mandan
reform school bill have passed both
houses. None of these bills call for
appropriations. They depend upon the
land grants made by the constitution and
the future prosperity of the state.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

Mn. GREENS bill, No. 342, is intended to
do away with the transcribing of the jour
nails of the legislature. 1t provides that
the daily printed journals shall be cor
rected and after being so corrected shall be
fled-five copies each day-with the secre-
tary of state. These are to be considered
the true and authentic records of the legis-
1ofuro
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

REPRESENTATIVE BELDEN's bill, No.
IA, grants to county commissioners the
power to allow not to exceed $500 to
pay a deputy in the county auditor or
county clerks office, where such deputy is
deemed necessary.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

IT is not unlikely that Senator Pierce
will be able to help out Walsh county to
get a public building after all. The senate
committee has favorably reported his bill
for a government penitentiary at Grafton.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

A SOUTH DAKOTA paper alleges that the
the South Dakota house were a few
farmers who were out of debt, have some
money to loan and seed wheat to SELL"
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

If the result of the reduction OF coal
rates has the effect of raising the price of
oal to the cousumers-as seems to have
been the case-then it might be we'll to re-
peal the law,
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

THE Australian ballot system has now
passed both houses, but there is a posi-
biIity that the senate may object to some
of the house amendments.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

REPRESENTATIVE RAWLINGS has intro.
duced a new election bill-the simple form
of the Australian system introduced in the
South Dakota legislature.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

THE Fargo boys are feeling proud. The
getting of an agricultural college bill
through twice in one session is indeed
quite a feat.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

transport native coal at cost, but to go too
far will simply result in disaster to the
country. We want more railroads. Com
petition in rival railroads is worth more to
a country than stringent legislation.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

that in many townships this would no.
be enough, and the amendment was de-
feated. Mr.. Strom is a very clever men,
Der and keeps we'll posted on all measures
before the Legislature.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

How did Stevens get onto the attorney
generals letter? That is the question.
1t is the richest thing of the season.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

THE insurance law passed by the house
was but the re-enactment of the present
law, with a few amendments.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

JAMESTOWN ALERT: The Pioneer Press
is Q a~pplauding in the widest terms
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14
WEEKLY TRIBUNE.

THE Northwestern Farmer of Fargo
has developed into one of the best farmers
monthlies in the northwest.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1890-03-14

every morning, except Monday, at Bis.
marck, Dakota, is delivered by carrier to all parts
OF the city at Is cents per week, or 81 per month.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
old Friends in Now clothes.

As permanent investment nothing
pays like square dealing
A quarter in the pocket viii buy
more groceries than dollar somebody
owes you.
If man is contented. corn bread is
about the same to him as cake with
frosting on it. and a linen buster is
nearly as warm as a spring overcoat.
Corn that viii fatten a goose viii
also cushion the ribs of a gander.
Don't spe6k of anything before chill
dren you don't want printed in the
newspapers.
If you want tree to grow straight
don't twist the twig.
It's an uphill business to make an
old dog learn something.
You can't make fddlestring out of
a broomhandle.- RAMS Horn.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
Hunerx. but Proud.

Of all the unfortunate humans the
ones we pity most are those who would
have as believe they do not need our
pity. Last night lean man in thread
bare but genteel garments and a silk
hat, seated himself upon a stool of a
downtown coffee house and looked,
with a glance that he could not pre-
vent from being wistful, over the bill
of fare.
"I'1l just look minute and decide
what I want to eat, thank you," said
he to the waiter. "Come again in
minute"
Five minutes later the waiter came
back again, and the man in the silk
hat was still studying the bill
81 guess you may give me some of
those little round cold mullins, and I'll
see what else want"
When the mullins were brought the
gentleman said: "a glass of water,
please, and-say-c have a little
syrup with the mullins ?"
The syrup was delivered, and the
man who was about to feast responded
to the as that all p" of the waiter:
Eyes, guess don't want anything
more. I'm not very hungry tonight,
anyway" Then he emptied half the
bottle of pickles on his plate and pro-
ceeded to Minneapolis ITi6-
anne
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09

Mercy mercy, bovsl Don't you
see you are running my feathers :" he
pleaded, In the most piteous tones.
But still they continued to puh-
After a while he was let up, but he
still had the notion that he was dove,
and the real dove that had been be-
reft Of its mate never mourned after
its SPECIES more naturally than did he
over his misfortunes.
Possibly this viii be termed more of
a mistaken impression than an abb
surdity; yet, regardless of terms, the
incident is the same.
The cars were moving at the rate of
forty miles per hour.
The coaches were packed, and to
guard against accident, we presume,
the conductor had locked all the car
doors except one, which may be by
mistake was left Enclosed.
Two knights of the bottle decided to
while away the time required to make
the trip with their favorite companions.
They both decided to change coaches.
The one found no trouble in making
exit through the unlocked door. and
met the other at the door that neither
knew was locked.
Let me in, you red-nosed monkey
in there"
"Turn loose that knob out there, old
beer bottle, and hold on to something
else if you can't stand up. 1 want to
get out of here"
Now, I don't want any more of your
foolishness in there. Let me int
"Now, you need not make out you are
not holding that door, for you are"
Here the fellow on the inside poked
his head through the opening where
the glass had been broken from over
the door, when the fellow on the out
side caught him by the back of the
neck and gave him such bump as to
peel all the skin off the bridge of his
nose.
Then there was a scene on either
side. but the door stood between.
The parties were civilians, but an
incident in soldier life.
PUTNAM, Ga.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09

make the Coloners horse nervous and
fretful, and when the word ego" was
given, it was half a minute before the
horse started.
Meantime, at the word, one of the
soldiers gave the hog a kick in the
ribs that increased his hunger, and he
started. He took the right road, too,
and as he went around bend in the
road just outside of town, he looked
like piece of plank scooting before a
cyclone, and was already around the
bend before Grice had started his
trotter.
People watching along the road re-
ported afterward that by the time they
could distinctly see the pig coming. he
would flash by like a streak of
lightning and be out of sight before
they could realize what it was, and
long before the horse came in sight.
Well, the result was, that the razor
back dashed into the crowd at the
Forks Tavern before any one realized
what it was, and drove right on
through to his recently accustomed
feeding-place, where he at once
tackled the pile of corn that his back
er had placed there that morning.
Poor Grice drove the best he knew
how until he reached a point fully half
a mile away from the tavern, and then
hearing the mad cheering and yelling
that the crowd had set up when the
raZorback was recognized, turned his
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
The Right of the Line.
BIZ sHERAlAN D. RIcaARDsOx.

AS procession was formed on hag-mant1ed
street,
saw IN old veteran gray
Approach and salute and the Chief Marshal
greet
With where is our place today"
And the Marshal looked down on the veterans
old
And said, though they numbered but nine,
1There is but one place for the veterans grace,
And that is the right of the line
But our numbers few" the veteran said
And we wear no feathers or lace.
And the people may say, when they ahead,
That We the procession disgrace"
dim,
AS he looked upon that scant number nine.
-There is but one place for the veterans to grace,
And that is the right Of the line"
And said, as I saw them march bravely that
day,
With their flag, shot-riven and torn,
when the last of that band shall have passed
away
The nation hath need to mourn"
And blessed that chief, as ne rode that day
Ahead OF the honored nine,
Who have but one place in our nation to grace,
And that is the right of the line.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09

porary hospital for the reception of
wounded soldiers. I had taken the
names of those brought there. Some
had intrusted me with messages to
their relatives and friends. I remember
giving some paper-covered novels I had
been reading to wounded captain of
the regular army, the lower part of
whose right leg had been shattered by
a piece of shell.
1T viii kill me. I know" he said,
with a wan smile; for his leg had Just
been amputated, "to hear the groans
of my wounded and dying comrades I;
but good book viii fill up the inter
val very nicely"
It was not long afterwards before the
fiery fusillade from the enemy's guns
set fire 20 the building. The belief at
the time was that the enemy knew
that it had been extemporized into a
hospital. Be that as it may, many of
our brave and helpless wounded sol
diers met there a horrible and excru-
ciating death.-NelC York Herald.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09

in the summer than an hour in the
winter. Upon being demonstrated
with, he exclaimed:
"Of course I can walk farther amt
the days longer ?-wel then if the days
are longer, the hours are compelled to
be-"
While the Confederate army was en-
camped on the banks of the Cumber-
land River, they were faced on the
opposite side by Federal force.
Time wore on 1T seemed neither army
was anxious to commence hostihties.
and that both were content to rest.
Time wore on in this way. till the more
restless spirits began to desire an en-
gagement. Picket and guard duty
grew monotonous, and idleness to be a
punishment.
AS a consequence of this stagnation
soldiers began to devise plans to pass
away the time, and the imbibers of the
spirits that some way or another found
their way into the camps were gener-
ally the performers at the entertain
ments that afforded amusement for the
others.
One day a large crowd were observed
congregated near the banks of the
river. 1t was found that a great big
4e11OW, Weighing ABOUT Two nunQreQ
and fifty pounds, belonging to the
Fifth Georgia Regiment, had drank too
much whisky that instead of having
monkeys had doves in it, and that he
had come to the conclusion he was one
of these birds. Several had hold of
him.
~Whoopeel boys, just turn me loose
and VIII fly way down this river and
hiring Won a n oliva loot
mo, bring us a turtle" came from
the back of the crowd"
you look more like buzzard than
dove" came from a fellow that it
seemed was trying to keep hid
Let me fly over there and eat =
dead Yankee, thenl" he pleaded.
Boys, if you don't turn me loose I
viii fly away with you and drop you
every one in the river out there" And
he then began to flap his arms as if
they were wings.
Pull out his wingsl" and soon they
had him down and were pretending to
pull feathers.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
a Little over a Thousand.

When General Burnside was com
handing In East Tennessee he was in
vited to dinner by an elderly farmer.
The invitation was accepted. At the
table sat the mother of the host, a
lively old lady, but in appearance ex-
tremely old. Mother" said the Gen
eral, "may I ask your age? You APP
pear quite old for person who can get
around as lively as you do" She re-
piled: yes, my son, I am very old.
I have lived here all my life. don't
know adzackly how old I am, but I
know that I am little over q thousand
years old"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09

retirement. The interview was pub
lished, and some days afterward a
burly Teuton accosted a Washing
tonian, who happened to be in his
town in Iowa:
~Dot Secretary for Agriculture, he
pin oud Vest?"
Eyes: didn't you see him ?"
%No, Ply golly. I didn't know me
dot dell he vas gone"
well, we'll. That's too bad. You
ought to have known it and come into
town"
$50, SO. L know dots drue now.
You see I read me dot inderview in de
baper, ind I vas digkled, Ply golly
Dot fellow he say to dot Secretary :
Mr.. Secretary, vat you drinks of dot
resignation by Mr.. Danner NIT dot
pension Officer Und der Secretary
he says: 'Gansas vas gread Sdate.
I dink dey hat de biggest crops of
anybody Ply golly, 1 vas digkled.
Pud der Teller he says. 'Pud, Mr..
Secretary, vat you drinks about Mr.
Danner?' und den der Secretary he
says: 'Gansas vas all ride. I peen
all ofer Iowa ind Neprasga und his
souri,. pud [ don't see no such a crops
anyvare like dot Gansas,' ind, ply
golly, I vas digkled. Dot teller he
dry to found out Something's vat he
wants, ind, Ply tam, he don't got him.
Yah, yah, Ply golly, vas digkled. -
The Ca1atee91.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09

II OSpUTCUT6
from ordinary methods has long
been adopted by the makers of DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
They know what it can do-and
they guarantee it. Your money
is promptly returned, if it fails to
benefit or cure in all diseases arising
from torpid liver or impure blood.
No better terms could be asked for.
No better remedy can be had.
Nothing else that claims to be a
blood-purifer is sold in this way
because nothing else is like the
&C. NJ. D."
So positively certain is it in its
curative effects as to qoarr0aat its
makers in selling it, as they are do
ing, through druggists, on trial.
It's especially potent in curing
letter, Salt-rheum, Eczema, Fry
sipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Sore
Eyes, Goitre, or Thick Neck, and
Enlarged Glands, Tumors and
Swellings. Great Eating Ulcers
rapidly heal under its benign In
fuence. Worlds Dispensary Med
zeal Association, 663 Main Street,
Buffalo, n. Y.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
He Was TickIed.
ONE mont

ON E months
ago, while Uncle
Jerry Rusk was
out West in
s p e C tins the
sorghum sugar
industry, he was
interviewed by a
Kansas City re-
porter, who IN
dertook to make
the wary Score
tary com M / t
himself on the
question of Cor
poral Tanners
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
Racing a RazorbacIz.

FTER the
late war the
Fortieth U.
S. Infantry,
one of the
new colored
regiments, of
which Gen
eral Nelson
A. Miles was
thenColonel,
was in the
Carolinas on
Ere @ dmen's
Bureau and
r e cOnStruc-
ton duty.
q
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09

horse and drove by a roundabout way
through the piney woods back to town.
They talk to this day in that neigh
Grice, who is still in the regular army,
can never be brought to speak of the
matter, and hear he has never owned
or taken any interest in a trotting
horse from that day to this.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
OLD SOLDIERS AT HOME.
THEY TELL SOME AMUSING ANEC-
DOTES AND STORIES.

How tho Boys OF Both Armies Whi1ed Away
Life In Camp - FOraging Exp licences,
Tiresome 8Iarehes-ThrnlIng Scenes on
the Battlefield.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09

KEEP the vinegar out of your religion,
and you viii not only please God but
you will have power with men. All chill
dren like sugar, but only those who
have to viii take medicine.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
Absurdities.
>NTOXICATION
BY ]. II. CoLLUAI.

or thought e s s.
ness have always
been the principal
producers of this
class of ideas.
A man of in
telligenee. or at
least he pass e d
that way, asserted
that he could walk
at least a mile
farther in an hour
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09

THE most popular woman in the
United States is undoubtedly the
golden-haired lady who adorns the
double eagle.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
Horrible Fire Episode.

MONG the saddest
memories of til e
fight a t Chancel-
louisville is the burn
ling of the ChanceI-
louisville House. It
twas a large. long,
t W -s tory brick
house, with a double
veranda extending
along the entir e
front. A good share
of it had been con-
l.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-09
HER NIISHAE

She kissed her little hand to me,
Then blushed and quickly fed;
A crimson rose-bush caught her foot
And roses were her bedI
I hGstened after aid to give,
And soothe the pain she had;
1 kissed the wounds the thorns had made =
Not on her hend-I add.
She pouted some and looked quite mad,
Then rising from her bed,
And shaking out her truant curls-
you think you're smartl" she said.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1890-06-12

For Holland-Jacques Jansen, former
ly Counselor of the Netherlandish In
dia; tifty-three years old, stout, short
and we'll formed, small arms, small,
bent legs, round and florid face, gray
hair; worthy man, only a little in
credulous on the subject of an undertake
ing the practical consequences of which
he failed to see.
For Denmark-Eric Baldenak, exSub-
Governor of the Greenlandish posses
sions; OF medium height, a little bent
over, large and round head, so short
sighted that the point OF his nose would
touch his books; not willing to listen to
any claim denying the rights of his
country, which he considered the legiti-
mate proprietor of the northern region.
For the Swedish-Norwegian peninsula
Jan Harald, Professor Of Cosmography
in Christiania; genuine northern man,
red-faced, beard and hair blonde; he re-