New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1890-06-23
THE TALK or THE DA 7.

A CORE pOndent wants to know why the New-iorR
newspapers did not fully report the remarkable
sermons Of sam Jones recently delivered In Richmond
4 quotation from one Of these sermons will best an
swcr that question. Here it is The bon ton lady
sits back and turns up her At what say. but the
devil has mortgage on that old and the fore
closure will soon come, and the old gal will 20 along
to hell with her nose' II doesn't pay to telegraph
such vulgarty
They Have IN Come Down.-There no less than
thirty different religious castles in India and when the
railroads first established no two castles w0uN
ride in the same coach. The natives found II IN
convenient however, and now all sorts OF castles
mix ND for journey, but Offset IL al the end by call
ing each other dogs and indels-(Detro Free Press.
II Is stated that a man residing at Paw Paw Ind,
who is worth over II 100000. carried water for
circus and so got inside free" Well, IT was good
article Of water spring filtered. and If he carried IL
gracefully and so dcXterousy not TO spill any 81
it on the lower seats OF the tent, and II he behaved
himself during the performance. applaudng heartily
but not vOciferously. and attcrward went 10 ls
home and retired at seasonable hour, why shou1n
the fierce white light of publicity beat upon him
II he had been guilty OF carrying the gaudy PINK
circus lemonade it might have been different.
A man came into nv study last week. who told ne
Of a new method Of finding boarding.pl place. no
went. he said. into good meat shop ana dshca VIC
sold the best meat. The butcher gave him TWO places
and he at once went and engaged board me ne'hoa
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tainv going to tho foundation Of tinGs-lIhe ADVANCE
In a paper which was read before the Congregational
Association at Mount HoyOle the other day, Professor
Morse of Amherst, attempted TO show that the gen
eral withdrawal Of the wetodo to summer resorts Is
working harmful separation in American society
II accentuaes the division between the rch ana lhe
poor. Besides. the summcrresort movement U'Ae'
away from civic life Of its most important
elements. even the Church joining In the heSlia
oinfI prp
IS worthy of consideration by social philosophers
Tho Bank Of England's doors are now so finely
balanced that the clerk, by pressing KNOB unGer M
desk can close the outer door, instantly ana ,neS
cannot be opened again except 10y 'pco,a P.om,o,:,
This is done 10 prevent the dirhE anu lu5eu .Si
unemployed II the great metropolis from rooOnS th9
famous institution The bullion oepagh. ara
and other great English bankng estaDlsiie.ts aIo
nightly submerged in several feet of water by me a.
ton Of the machinery In some OF te L9'on an
the bullion departments are connected win inc n'an
aecr', sleeping rooms and an entrance 'auhot %
effected without setting OIL an alarm near s er g 6av
or night should take even a. much AZ one rom a
pile of thousand soveeignS. the whole PIE wonla
instantly sink and pool OF water take u, pace, De
.dcs letting every person in the establishment know
of the theft-(st Louis Republic.
SAYS a religious paper, Even theological contro
versy bad as il is, often does good Maybe IL docs
but to an outside observer, theological controversy
frequently seems 10 be game OF nnessc' III WHICH
each PLAYER tries to keep the other from occupying
corner him in his weakest position. There may be
some theological controversies in which this hasn't
been done but they are mighty few In number.
Not 10 Be Outdone.-Jimmy struckile crushing into
the house)-Ma ma, Tommy Nabor has got the ST.
Ntus' dance - -. A..
MIR StrucFile-Has has he' Mrar Won must Just
tell that frog ean dancin teacher send Jimmy and
Katie TO tibet he's goter teach em tibet dane To onct
Lawrence Americ0n.
4 Western fair association has had the following
statement printed on its press tickets: This ticket
probably has been paid for ten times over by the
paper TO which IL issued II will be honored In tho
hands OF any man. child. white. black
red or yellow who the association by present
ing IT, II is good for entrance and grand stand. and
the bearer II driving, will be entitled TO pass team
free The association recognizes the fact that ia
splendid success Is owing largely. If not wholly. 10
e notices so freely given by the and, while We
cannot render an equivalent in cash. we return our
grateful thanks
4 New scheme IIa. Ha,- cried officer MulhoIlan
cxultingy rushing upon four unsuNpectng ramps WI"
we're bathing their tired limbs IN park pohu, DO
lora, Ol've got yeL FELIX'S at lasht, IN sh"hiin VII
sunday. Kim on wild yez!' A. ..s .har.
Ny good man. said one Of the tramps, ha'o
Won no respect for the Church. that yon act 20
The Church Fwlats thot 10 10 VIII INC io'~o'
:. a Great DEAL replied the tramp, pously folding
b,. hands This is a baptism, and the minister mas
INST steuped up To the nearest farmhouse TO borrow
a prayer book. "-(La~nnce American