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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

An Australian musician has invented o
trombone that is played by steam. It's
''God Save the Queen" can be heard a dis
lance OF four miles. He had hard luck with
IL, however, for the people Of his own town
drove him out as n nuisance.
The Indians Of northern British Colum-
bia "bury their dead" by hanying them in
large trees. The Siwash tribe had 800 OF
their ancestors hung upin this manner, and
when hunters set the forest on fire the
bodies, dried by years OF exposure, burned
like tar barrels. Tho Indians arc terribly
excited and threaten vengence.
An editors eve is a great part OF his
stock In trade. Tho city editor OF tho
Philadelphia Bulletin had an eye injured
in n street railroad tumble. The jury
awarded him damages against the road for
$1,000, from which 1t appears that the aver
age man does not properly estimate tho
'lignt OF the body"
Last Novemb' n young girl was locked
up In the Jail at Sunbury, Pa, on &C cunt
OF be ng an important witness in case, as
1t was feared she would not otherwise To
on hand when wanted. The case was dis
posed OF, but the girls Imprisonment was
forgotten until she had boen illegally do
tanned for four months.
1t is said that Prince George of Wales
has decided not to take chaplain on
board the Thrush, but intends TO act him.
self in that capacity, and in order that his
min;strations may b, efficacious has laid
in stock of sermons by eminent divines,
one OF which he proposes to read to tho
officers and crew every Sunday.
M. Alexandra Dumas is now hale, Wig
Gus man of some &C years, broad shouldered
and strongly built, with gray hair, tho
ample forehead OF thinker and observer,
and with a shewJ, satirical expression
about his mouth. He lives in the Avenue
de Villiers, comfortably and unostenta-
tiously occupied with his books, his plays
and his grandchildren.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18
The Problem Solved.

Found at last in Hibbards Rheumatic
Syrup-A remedy which cXpels all poison
Gus matter and taints of disease from the
blood well known citizen OF West
Lebanon, Ohio, tesiifes TO its value:
GENTLEMEN;--lt affords ME pleasure TO
state that my wife has received greater
benefit IRON Hbbard's Rheumatic Syrup
than from any medicine she has ever taken.
We have used six bottles, and find il TO be
the best family remedy and greatest blood
purifier that we have ever used. IL is truly
all it is claimed to be by its founder You
cannot recommend it too highly.
Yours Truly,
FRANK WALLACE, West Lebanon, Ind.
Sold by all druggists. Prepared only by
The Charles Wright Medicine Company,
Detroit, Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18
Michigan Central's
DETROIT q MAckINAc LINE.

Train leaves Detroit daily fexcept ST. n
day. at sos a. an, arrives In Mackinac
City at Q p. m. Train leaves Detroit daily
at y. m, arrives in Mackinac City 1T q 80
a. m. Parlor cars on day train. Sleeping
car on night train. Connections made to
all points north. Tourist excursion round
trip tickets sold TO Grayling, Indian River,
Topinlba, Cheboygau, Mackinac City,
Mackinac Island, Sault Ste Marie, Mar.
quette, Houghton portage lake,, Duluth,
AuSable, Alpena, Traverse City and Pc
toszey.
Michigan Central "Summer Tours" will
give you route and rates to all Northern
and Eastern sumner resorts. Send ak
cents post lge TO Q. w. Ruggles, q. p. & L.
agent, Chicago, Ill.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18
A New Sleeping Car Service Detroit
TO Boston,

Commencing Monday, June :, an elegant
Wagner Sleeping car Will leave Detroit for
Boston daily, except Saturdays and
Sundays, via the Michigan Central
(the Niagara Falls route) thence via the
New York Central and Boston x Albany
railro Dis, affordiug an opportunity to reach
Albany, Springfield, Boston aud other New
England points early the next day without
change of cars Berths can be secured in
advance by applying to c. A. Warren, Pas
senger and Ticket Agent Union Ticket
Office, G6 Woodward avenue Detroit.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18
Do Won Know

That you can take the North Shore limited
of the Michigan Central, THE Niagara
Falls Route" at As p. m. from Detroit,
after the days business; eat, sleep, smoke,
read. write, chat, and lounge luxuriously on
board, and reach any New York st tie point
the next day, even points on Long Island
Sound and the Jersey Co lst or Saratoga,
Rutland, Burlington, Springfield, Boston
and other New England points. If you
doubt it, try it.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18
PrOQreSR.

1t is very important in this age of vast
material progress that remedy be pleasing
TO the taste and TO the eye, easily taken,
acceptable to the stomach and healthy in
its nature and effects Possessing these
qualities, Syrup of Figs is the one perfect
laxative and most gentle diuretic known.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18
Summer Tours. 1900.

Is the title of a new illustrated su INNER
tourist book of the Michigan Central, THE
Niagara Falls Route" 1t is practical
guide and profusely illustrated. Sent TO
any address on receipt of six cents postage
by o. w. RugGles q. p. & T. agent, Chi
caQo Ill.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

1t seems quite natural that the threads of
conversation should sometimes produce a
long yarn.
A lady in Hartford who owns a cat that
scratches great deal has given II the de.
scriptive name OF "Clawed."
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

Henry NJ. Stanley will come to America
next October to fulfill his lecture engage
ment he broke of TO go TO Africa four yer
ago.
The college graduate is now looking about
him for job. 1t is the saddest period OF
his life.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

Six novels froc, wan ps sent by Cragin &
Co, Philadelphia, Pa, 70 any one in the u.
5. or Canada, postage paid, upon receipt OF
20 Dobbins' Electric Soap wrappers. See
list OF novels on circulars around each bar.
Soap FOR sale by all Crocers.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

These Pills are scientifically compounded,
uniform In action. No gripping pain so
commonly following the use OF pills. They
are adapted to both adults and children
with perfect safety. We guarantee they
have no equal in the cure OF Sick Headache,
Constipation, Dyspepsia, B!liousness; and,
as an appetizer, they excel any other pre-;
paration
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

Mrs Morris Of Sheboygan, Wis, has in
her possession meerschaum pipe that
beloged to the king Of Denmark 23S years
ago.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

Lightning seems to be exceptionally de-
structive to life thus far this year, but we
observe that IL hasn't struck Kemmlsr yet
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

When Baby was sick, we gave her castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18
Armed with Revolvers.

The French army officers are nc
armed with revolvers; during the
Of 1870 they had none.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

Mrs Anna Roush Of Letart, Ohio, has
fully 1000 living descendants. She was
born in Morgantown, Pa, June 4, 1857.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

J. G. SIMPSON, Marquis, W. Va. says:
Halls Catarrh Cure cured me of very
bad case or catarrh." Druggists sell it 15c
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

One Is company and two is crowd in
summer hammock.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

Having used Mothers Friend would
not be without it. 1t is boon To wives who
know that they must pass through the pain.
full ordeal of childbirth. Mas. G. MEL
BUgNE. Iowa. Write The Bradheld Regu-
lator Co., Atlanta, Ca, for further partic
ulars. Sold by all druggists.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

. The newest German Is 10 make North
Alsace>Lorraine an independent duchy.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18
Boon to Wives.

A Michigan photographer can converse
in 20 different languages.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

New Jersey makes 80, OOO, 900 corhscrews
year.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

Stanley's latest book brought him $50,
0o0.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

To WHOM MAY CONCERNS
In the summer OF 1870 nrst anilcted with that
most dreaded disease dyspepsia and for over nfteen
years suffered terribly at times. u, the meantsne
tried every socaed rcfneay Imaginable. withouS find
ing relief Having been In the drug business since
NS determined TO help myself IL u lay IN the power
OF medicine. Two years ago succeeded In discovering
a remedy. II cured me. Until had given ample time
for possibility OF doubt however, kept my secret
almost to myself putting up medicine for only
few Of my sorely troubled friends every one OF whom
and have decided to put the market that my
discovery may do humanity all possible good IL viii
be known as 'Bruskes Positive Dyspepsia, Liver and
Kidney Cure which aranteed TO cure all ailments
OF the stomach liver and kidneys have number OF
testimonials which afflicted parties may be interested
In
Il. BRUSKE, as Genesee Ave, East Saginaw, Mich.
Sold by ali druggists tI0O bolt o; bottles, $50.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

The latest thing out-a bacahlor's night
key.
We believe that many ministers would
ventilate their themes 10 better advantage
IT they preached in ventilated churches.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18

nh ~. for catalogue OF PARSONS BUsI-
iT/I//I/NESS COLLEGE, Kalamazoo Mich
(/SNC w. +. PARSONS, Prest.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1890-07-18
KEYSTONE MORTGAGE COMPANY,
The dependent PENSION BILL

Grants pensions TO Soldiers, sailors, and their
wido,ys and Children; resent PENSIONS
INCHEAsED. Write Immediately, stating your
case. j. &. DERMODY, Atty.at-tAw,
Chauncey Building WASHINGTON, ID. &.
The morning call., 1890-11-30
LINEN HANDKERCHIEFS.


HANDKERCHIEFS. So So
GENTS ALI-LINEN HEMSTITCHED HANDEMBR0DE
HANDKERCHIEFS 81 So 81 so So and $780,
FANCY HANDKERCHIEFS
LADIES EMBROIDERED HANDKERCHIEFs coors
each 15c
LADIES' HEMsTITCHED CoLORED HANDKERCHIEFs.
linen, 121ac.
CENTS AIILNEN HEMsTITCHED WHITE AND CoLoRED BORDER
HANDKERCHIEFS each 25c,
GENTS AL-LlNEN HANDKERCHIEFS 12Kc 15
CHIlDRENs ALL-LINEN HEMMED HANDKERcHIEFs. each
The morning call., 1890-11-30
SILK UMBRELLAS.

UNION UMBRELLAS
UMBRELLAS. frames embossed silver
UMBRELLAS
handles each 81
fud silver handles
of Of
handles CAPE HORN, SILVER, CHINA IVORY
ONYX, ANTIQUE IVORY.
The morning call., 1890-11-30
NEW CITY HALL.

The Bids for the RaIi of Records statu.
airy Rejected.
Mayor Pond called the attention of the
City Hall Commission yesterday to the bids
for erecting statuary around the Hall Of
Records, and expressed the opinion that they
are excessive. His motion to reject them
was carried.
In response to Communication from
Joseph P. Kelly, administrator of the estate
of Martin Kelly, the Secretary Of the COM
mission was instructed 10 make out state
ment showing the condition of the account
betw cen the commission and the estate.
MCGOWAN & Butler asked for thirty DAYS
extension on their contract for the brick
work of the northeast wing. They were de-
layed by having to wait on Nutting & Son,
WHO are doing the iron work. The Mayor
said he would not vote to grant Nutting s.
Son any more extensions.
1t was decided. however, to grant Nc
Gowan 81 Butler az extension until the next
meeting, and notify Calvin Nu!ting & Son
that they would not receive any further eX-
fpDSinn
The morning call., 1890-11-30

covery, and went thence to Callao, where
she arrived August 18th. During her stay in
Callao Thomas Welch a seaman, died., and
was buried ashore. This was learned from
relatives of the dead man, the captain MAX
ing no report.
MOVEMENTS OF VESSELS.
The ship Pass Of Balmaha locked at Long
Bridge yesterday.
The whaling bark Stamboul hauled into
the stream from Folsom street.
The brig Tahiti came off the Merchants
DTy-dOck and locked at Mission No. 1.
The Ida Mckay was tOwed to sea and the
Stamboul will tow to sea to-day.
The ship E. II. Sutton cleared at New York
yesterday for this port.
The steamer Colima from this port arrived
at Panama on Wednesday last.
The British ship Glenmorag for this port
was spoken on October Goth in latitude 13o
90 south, longitude 800 80 west.
The morning call., 1890-11-30
Furniture for the New school.

Since there will be a balance in the special
fund created for the erection of the Girls
High-school building the Board Of Educa-
ton has asked the Board of Supervisors to
authorize the use of S246S of it to purchase
new furniture for the proposed building.
The morning call., 1890-11-30
Our Prices Are Always the Lowest!
coLoRED DRESS GOODS.
BLACK DRESS GOODS.

1UPNS ALLWOOL 4OINCH BLACK CASHMERE. pard Co.,
ALIWOO BLACK FRENCH CAMELS HAIR w yard
BLACK FRENCH SURAH, all 40 wide yard Co.,
The morning call., 1890-11-30
SILK HANDKERCHIEFS.

CoLORED JAPANESE HEMsTITCHED SILK HANDKER-
each
JAPANESE HEMSTITCHED
WHITE DOUBLE HEMSTI1CHED JAPANESE
HANDKERCHIEFS. each 35c, for ST..
etc, each
WHITE JAPANESE HANDKERCHIEFS, borders,
scaop and embroidered entirely exclusive designs warranted
ndembroded and 81 o.
FULI~SlZE JAPANESE
HANDKERCHEFS ant
GENTS EXTRASZE WHITE JAPANESE hem
GENTS FULIrSIZE WHITE HEMSTITCHED INITIAL HANDKER-
CHIEFS, Embroidered,
WHITE HEMSTITCHED INITIAL HANDKER-
CHIEFS, each ST.
LARGE EXTRA HEAVY WHITE JAPANESE
HANDKERCHIEF hemstched, initials
81 25
ALSO LADIES' AND FAST
JAPANESE SILK HANDKERCHEFS
The morning call., 1890-11-30

QUALITY BLACK SPANISH HANDRuN sCARFs at So
BLA OK SPANISH GUIPURE sCARFs ST. 81 @ 81 60
CREAM FICHUS,
etc.
GOODS-Sain
andS3
FANCY GRENADINE DRAPNG Al inches wide blue
CHANTILLY DRAPING
81 co. ST. S.. ETC.
The morning call., 1890-11-30

Country orders receive prompt attention.
Alameda Berkeley
The morning call., 1890-11-30

BE sure and visit the new restaurant. tn e
'KirkhoveD," 425 Geary street. First-class
French dinner, 30 cents. Music every Saturday
night. Special dinner on Sunday.
The morning call., 1890-11-30
Republican County Committee.

Republican County Committee.
There was a meeting Of the Republican
County Committee last night. but in the alb
sence of the Chairman of the Executive
Committee, whose report was expected, no
business was transacted.
The morning call., 1890-11-30

We take pleasure in informing customers and the
public that our stock Of HOLIDAY GOODS is now COM
plee Our mportations for this have by far
ceeded those of past years. and prepared to
exhibit the choicest collection of novel and useful DRY
GOODS ever shown in San Francisco
The morning call., 1890-11-30
GLOVES. GLOVES.


LADIES sBUTToN MoUsQUETARE SUEDE embrod
MoUsoUETAIRE GLOVES
backs, pair ST.
MISSES 4BUTToN SUEDE GLOVES embroidered backs 81 2
BOYS FURTOP GLOVES, wrist
FUR-TOP GLOVES
The morning call., 1890-11-30

An elaborate scheme of marble decoration
for Baron RothscIild's house has Just been
completed by Waldo Story. son of the
American sculptor, w. W. Story Of Rome.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-10-29
Careless Of Hog Cholera.

|7rTsBuHo, Dot. 2S.-Word was received
|re tonight from Brownsville. Pa, that
|lr hundred hogs which were being fat
|aed at q distillery, had died and been
|ried in atrenoh. The state veterinary
|cgsou, after careful investigation, pro
|nnced the disease hog cholera Of the
mt kind. Meanwhile the remainder Of
{ drove, some 70O, had been driven through
d streets of Brownsville and shipped
81, mainly to Philadelphia. Many Of the
10 dropped dead ON the streets, but were
Eked up and shipped with the living. Ma
animals owned by farmers in that vicin-
have since died.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-10-29
Sparks nom the wires,

clark b Partridge, proprietors Of the
[een City planning mill, Of Buffalo. made
assignment, preferences aggtegatino
D. 81. Wyckham q Co., importers Of dia-
Ends, n Maiden Lane, New York citv.
(i9ned Monday, preference given to John
Enr0e d Co, not to exceed one-third Of
estate.
|'hs Chicago Journal says there ID unmis.
able evidence that both the Burlington
b Santa Fe have blocked tickets on sale
BIT. Louis and Kansas Cily at e ont on
4 regular rate to San Francisco,
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-10-29
The World Enriched.

The facilities Of the present day for the
production Of everything that will conduce
to the material welfare and comfort Of
SySup Of Fig was hrst produced tho world
was enriched with the only perfect laxative
known, 90 it il the only remedy which Il
truly pleasing and refreshing to the taste
and prompt and s6sctual to cleanse the
system gently ia the springtime, 81, il fact.
at any time. and the better it 10 known the
moro popular it becom, &.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-10-29
VISITORS

Are cordially invited visit
purchase where will be pleased show
largest stock every department displayed Montana
stocks than can be shown by al Helena compets
hsed and At prices that they cannot will
shipments all from direct and in such quantities
las to secure the lowest Of freight and bought 6
spot cash only
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-10-29

Combining Against the s&andard.
Ohio. Oot. q. The gradual but
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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-06-04
Curious Foreign Currency.

Norway even now uses corn for
coin.
Oxen form the circulating medium
among the Eulus and KafRrs.
In India cakes of tea pass as cur.
rency, and in China pieces OF silk.
Tin to-day lorms the standard of
value al the great fairs of Nishui Nov
gorod.
In the retired districts of New
Guinea female slaves form the stand
ard Of yalue.
Iron spikes, six being a dram or
handful, are employed in certain parts
of Central Africa
Among some Of the native Austria
lians greensboro dade) and red ochre
form the currency,
Chocolate is used in the interior Of
South Americs for a currency, as are
cocoanuts ard eggs
Whales teeth are used by the Fijiaus,
red feathers by some of the South Eea
Islanders, and salt in Abyssinia.
The small hard shell known as the
owrie il used in India. the Indian isl
ands and Africa, in the place of sub
sidiary eoin.-- Glasgow Herald.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-06-04

They know how tg cure rhema.
tism in Pennsylvania! Mr, J. i,
Meighan, a Pittsburg cighf dealer,
awoke one morning with an attack of
rheumatism iu his right arm. Work
ing AROUND the s1orb IN the forenoon
made ii worse. BY noGe the pain was
g sewers tAnt he could not raise his
nand to his bead and had TO carry his
arm IN a Stag, Que Of bis customers,
on learning The facts, went across the
street to E \. Aeck's drug store, and
at bis own eyphase procured a bo,'le
of Chamherlain'a Pain Balm and per.
suaded the cigar dealer to try it. 1t
cssed he paiu and reduced the swell,
ing-n that by the next morning he
could Use his arm, aud by the second
morning was entirely well. This is
only one at the many severe cases of
rheumatism thai have been cured Iy
tins valuable remedy. 80 cent bottles
for sal 10y r. ii. King and Knapp &
laws Co.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-06-04
Dr.. PIERCE'S PELLETS

regulate and cleanse the liver, stomach and bow.
els They are purely vegetable ahd perfectly
harmless. one u Bose. sold by druggists.
Is cents vial.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-06-04
A siutterer Who Fa,snd That He
Coald speak.

NoHti Sleak.
A pedestrian coming down Wood
ward avenue the other day met
pedestrian eoin up, as will sometimes
happen, aud the upward bound asked
the downward bound, or at least tried
to AJAX hlm:
W-w-which w-a-a-way do go to
find B-B-B-"
" To ans whatr'
B-B-B-B-"
" Do You want 10 find sgeetf'
Y-y-yes, SIR
"What street is it,"
"It is BB-B-"
You seem to be afflicted" said the
down bound man as the other choked
of.
"Y-y-yes, sir
Ii were you Id hold peach stone
in my mouth "
"EhY"
"Or I'd carry pencil and paper and
write down my waats."
1-y-you would, eh?'
Yes, sir. have no time tu waste
on man WHO stut.tut-tut-ters as bad
AZ you do. Ask that man on the
bench"
S-s-sav!" called the other.
"Well?"
"lfs-its all gone now, and yon are
liar and a horsefhe', a3d | can
lick you all to smasn in two minutes
I'll give yol just half second 10
apologize, and if you don't Go it I'll
But the other ran out and boarded a
car and got away Detroit Free
Press.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-06-04

Which is the fairest, a rose or II lilye
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Sweet as flower was her face when kissed her
dove is the romance and glory of lite,)
Millie, my playmate, love " like . aister"
But Dora choose for my wife.
That is right, young man, marry the girl you
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