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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25
Didn't Wait Long Enough.

From the New York Sun.
We were sitting OH the veranda ola
hotel ut Niagara Falls when no.
ticad tho man on my r'g'lt looking
sharply at the man on my left, and
presently lie got up in HncNcitcd way
and walked about. After u bit lie
halted before the other man and
asked:
"lsn't yonr name Graham?"
/ eyes, SIR was the prompt reply.
Didn't you used to teach school
in Eimira?"
"les, SIR
"ln lsG3!
"irs, sir"
"l,o you remember boy named
Godkin!"
VERY distinctly, sir
"Do you remember that he put n
package of fire crackers under his
desk and touched them oIl:!''
AS 1T happened only Yesterday"
and YOU bastcd him for it,"
IL did. l licked him until he could
hardly stand, and l have always
been .'lu oil 1t.
you have. clo' said the other
brcit hing fast and hard. "Do YOU
know that that boy swore II terrible
oath"!'
81 presume he did. as he was Il
thorough young villain."
"ile Swore an oath that he would
grow UP and hunt Tor you, and pound
you within an inch of your life"
But ] haven't heard from him
yet"
You hear FROM him now! lie
stands before you! lam that boyw
"Wcll?"
"Prrpnre to he licked. My time
has come mt lastw
He made dive for the old pcda-
gogue. but the Inter cvadcd him.
made II halt-tnrn, and hit him on the
jaw, and Gotlkin went over Il chair in
IL heap. Then the whilom school
master piled on to him and licked
him until he cried enough" land it
didn't take him over three minutes
To do it. Then he retired to get on
another collar and replace some but
tons, and helped Godliin up and OBJ
served:
"iou didn't wait!uitc Iongenoug
guess
Say! That's whore | made mis-.
cue.' he replied. 81 see now that l
ought to have held off until he had
got to he about 1870 years old. The
old devil is all of 40 now, hut lie lick
ed me right off tho reel. and Pllnever
have the sand to stand up to him
again. Here's thirty years OF wait
ing Tor vengeance knocked into a
cooked hat in three minutesw
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25
The American a Glutton,

The average American, although a
colossal eater, does not ut present
know how to dine. This is a home
truth which he resents extremely, and
contradicts with vigor; indeed, he is
apt to introduce comparisons be-
tween the restaurants of his own and
other lands which invariably leave q
large bal lance in favor of Delmonico's.
Still, spi te ofnn occasional exception,
the merican born gastronome is as
rare a bird as the American born
chef of any serious pretensions.-
Cornhill Magazine.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

Miss Lnrkins was bilious and feeble and
sick,
And il seemed as if nothing would ever re.
lieve her.
Her liver was logged with impurities thick,
And her stomach was constantly burning
with ever, 80
OF the great G. NJ. d. she bought q supnfy,
And directions for taking pursued to the lot
ter.
Twas the hrst thing On earth sine could pos
sihly try,
And soon, very soon, Miss Larkins was bet.
ter.
The G: N. u. which she took was DR.. Picrce's
Golden Medical Discovery, tn. great remedy
or bronchial, throat and lung diseases. sick
hcndachc scro"ula. dyspepsia. and ali dis
cases that have origin in impure Hood and
u tlisoriered liver
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

which SHE had a spec,alurepu, mv.n-
.r and daughter by their dissatis-
faction finally prevailed upon Ora.
ham to return to his old home in
Kentucky. This was about u year
ago. Six months ago the town oi
Clinton was strnck by a cyclone, the
Graham house was com pletely de.
molished and Mrs. Graham met her
death in the very way she had left
Kansas to avoid, and the still stran-
ger part was that u flying timber
struck the daughter and severed her
scalp. The daughter recovered but
Is disfigured. Graham himself was
hurt and is still PROSTATE.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

Commend to public approval the Califo r.
na liquid fruit remedy Syrup of Figs. 1t is
pleasing to the eye, and to til q taste and
by gently acting III, tho Kidneys, liver and
bowels. il cle;!nses the system effectually.
thereby promoting the health and comfort
orall WHO use it.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

car-old child was found the other duy
in tn" woods near Cnstann, where it had
hc"n deserted. Its cries attracted attention
and it is now in good hngds.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25
The Cyclone Overlook Her

The Cyclone overlook Her.
From the Chicago Heruld.
Some three years ago a man from
Clinton, KY, named Graham moved
with his family to kingman County.
Kansas. He did not dwell in Kun
sas satisfactorily, because Of an in
ordinate dread of cyclones on his
fife's part and her dislike for the
State lncnnse of ire renutation in
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

The National Women's Relief corps home
for sold ier's mothers, wives and army nurses
ut Madison, Lake county, o., has been dei.
icated
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

An Enemy with the rheumatism
May he sn'ely pooh. hooel. He is seldom act.
i've Look out for him, though. when he has
used liostettcrs Stomach l,itters for u while,
!"r ten chances to one that beneicient restor.
alive will make him well enough to come
down upon you like n thousand of bricks
when YOU lenst expect it. Dyspepsia consti.
patton, neuralgia, kidney complaints ana
mnlarial mala.lies are among the bodily nf:
Mirtions completely knocked out" by the
Ritters.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25
Good
As Cold

So enthusiastic arc thousands OF people over
tie benefits derived from Hoods Sarsaparillo.
that they can hardly find words to express their
confidence in and gratitude for this meIiciLe.
Worth its weight in gold" is u favorite express
sion of these warn, friends
" !,.u are in need of u good medicine to purify
your blood, build up your strength. cure dyspep.
sin. or create M appetite. try
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

The cleansing. antiseptic and healing DUAL.
itl"sn DIR. Sage's Cat:srrh Remedy are un-
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

The matchmaker knows us much about
spring cleaning rs his wife does.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

Youean easily all the public eye Il you only
have the dust
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25
Where Our Greatest Wealth Is.

s9rc of from twelve to fifteen .....
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25
DOINGS OF CONGRESS-
Whatour National Lawmakers
Have Been Doing the
Past Week.
SENATE.


The conference report OH the silver bill
was takan up and Mr.. Vest stated the rea-
sons why no should vote against the report.
Mr.. Coke spoc against the report and Mr..
Sherman de:rr,lcd it. considerable dis.
cus.ion In which voorleers, Teller and Stew.
art took part the report went over without
action till to morrow.
After addresses in eulogy OF Representative
Coz Of New York in which Senator VOORHEES,.
Sherman, Vest. Dixon and Evarts took part
the senate adjourned.
HOUSE.
On motion of Mr.. Baker, Of New York, the
senate amendments were concurred in to
the house hill for the admission OF the state
Of Wyoming.
On motion of Mr.. Carey, of Wyoming,
tho senate amendments were concurred in
to the house hill Tor the disposal Of aban-
doned military reservations in Wyoming
The speaker having laid before the house
the senate bill TO adopt regulations for pre-
venting collisions mt sea, MIR. Dingley, o.
Mime. asked Tor it's immediate passage
The bill was passed, yeas 125, nays 40.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

The small boy with bad cold is very ant
to he up to snuff, "s''
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

The English war officer Is experimenting
with tho lance as cavalry arm.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

Fon IMPURITIES OF raE BLoop TAKE AL.
lens Iron Tonic Bitters. All genuine bea r
the signature Of J. r. Allen, Druggist, st.
Paul, linn.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

Mr.. Teller introduced in the senate joint
resolution providing for an invitation to he
extended ny the president of the United
States to the governments of the Latin
common ratio between gold and silver for he
international Use OF timetable money. Tho
resolution was referred to tho committee on
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

Cicero: Though laughter is allowable q
horse-lnugh is abominable.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1890-07-25

The conference report on The diplomatic
and consular appropriation hill was present
ell to the house. Mr., Alrslicu OF Tennessee
took occasion to score the administration
for settingup as king scapegoat who had
been defhroncd
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12

There is no fowl IN existence better adapt
ted To general use than tine Plymouth Rock
uut there mas been sucu contamination iu
the breed. ami SO much lubreedInE that
tine bird has been fairly slaughtered To
see an zeal blue barred Fiym nth Rock iu
the snow pen and tine average specimen on
tine farm Is To meet two different STYLES ami
qualities 10 ls a pity that more care mas
not been taken OF this American breed 10
has stood the boom- of u score of new var
cities. and mas successfully met every new
variety brought out uv the SPECTATORS. and
still 10 llves-a monument 10 American uge-
uuIty. W Ith tine Introduction of the white
Plymouth Rock, we are supplied with a TOW
equal III merits TO all. ana superior o. u
great many. In fact. take every one of the
American class. ANA we lind no better iu
any part of the world Before we keep ON
importing the breeds from other countries
let Us see that our own is being perfected
There Is plenty of work mere on breeds thai
can be made as valuable and profitable "a,
those coming from John Chlnamau OF
John Bull Lin, St0rt .ioiyuu
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12
THE VERMONT pdNIN BRATIEBORO
ITne New England Meteorological society ga SUM
mary for the week ending Sept

'1he New England Meteorological society SUM
mary for the week ending Sept
The generally fair warm days during th,
greater part of the week following "a week
of heavy rain. has been very beneficial to
nearly all growing crops Corn has failed
To- mature as fast as 10 should on account o'
the cool nights. and for some reason toma
toes are not ripeniur well but rot on the
vines. 10 the frost holds of "a week or ton
days longer the former crop will bee beyond
danger, and "a large Yield will be assured
Some are cutting their corn already. pre-.
fernug To- cut it little green than to RISK
a frost Corn for ensilage Is "a fine growth
everywhere. ln Maine where they are
picking sweet corn for canning. the crop is
reported below the average Harvesting
is now going ON in good earnest throughout
the greater part Of New England Reports
continue to come from the northern section
that the oat crop is OF small quantity but
that the grain D. of excellent quality Late
POTATOES are being dug in some sections.
while IN others the tops are still green and
they are growing we'll They still remain
free from rot IN the north. but at Bland
ford. Mass. they are decaying badly The
observer says that those already dug are
rottng IN the cellar and many nave had 90
be carried out beans are Welding well
and the acreage Is large Cranberries are
being harvested, aud while there is a fair
crop ~ is not as large as last year Ounces
are good and pears and grapes promise
well IN Rhode Island. but apples are poor
everywhere d is estimated that there will
not bee more than one fourth to one half
IA cord
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12
THE HOUSEHOLD.


The STOPPING habit acquired iu early life
hy $50 many women is largely responsible
for the ibis which they undergo boz later
years so intelligent person needs 10 be
taught that 10 for instance. the chest is
depressed all the organs below are CORE
spondinglv affected. and f lung troubles do
not follow this pernicious habit. other diff
cuIties equally serious will 10 is because.
moreover, of TINS habit that the forms of so
many women become, even IN early woman
hood. illshaped and gross, with protrudiug
abdomens and ungracefu outlines II by
careiessness IN the position of the body the
muscles are allowed TO become lax there is
a gradual settling down of the entire figure.
which is as ruiuous to grace as it 10 detri.
mental 10 health
ii women would acquire M early years
the habit of walking, standing and breath
ing correctly there would be little need 90
resort 90 art for the secrets Of Artificial
comehness
To stand so that the organs of the body
shall be held in proper position is the surest
way TO keep the form free and redundant
IN grace and motion
If the habit of STOPPING has unfortunately
been contracted. Do may be entirely cured
by a very simple and easily performed eN-
ercise of raising ones self upon the toes
ieisnreiy iu perpendicular position several
times daily To take tins exercise properly
one must take a perfectly upright position.
with the heels together and the toes at AN
angle of torty.hve degrees Then drop the
arms hielessly 10y the sides, animatng and
raising the chest TO ITS full capacity muscu
larly. the chin well drawn in, and the crown
of the head feeling as it attached to a string
suspended from the ceiling above Slowly
rise up on the balls of both feet to the
greatest possible height. thereby exercising
all the muscles of tine legs and body come
again into standing position without sway
ing the body backward out of the perfect
line. Repeat this same exercise. first on
one foot, then on the other lt is wonder
tul what IA straightenlng-out power this eek
ercise has on round shoulders and crooked
backs. and one will be surprised TO note how
soon the lungs begin to SHOW the effect of
such expansive development
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12

The Horse World believes that grinding
oats Co "a coarse meal is "a decided advantage
tO the owner Hs we'll as the horse When
fed whole. a varying proportion of them
pass of uumnsticated and undigested some
people nave claimed that tine gastric Juices
ot the stomach extracted all the nourish
meut out of an DAT kernel. 81 passed through
iu original form The folly of TINS assump
tiou is however. demonstrated by the fact
that chickens ami pigs will get fat on such
oats, hence they must be- rich IN nutrimcnt
again. such outs viii grow when planted
which I- "a still stronger proof of their com.
position having remained ummpaired The
damage sustained when oats are passed uu.
dieested BIS tv ofold first "a the oats them
selves. and second. lu the loss of energy by
the horse. which has gone through the
physical efforts of swallowing. sniivaung
ana passing them without any compensation
therctr1m. With high-bred horses destined
for O. career, where absolute superiority j.
the universal desideratum. this seemingly
triiiluE matter p well worth considering
10 mas been argued TINT. when ground oats
are fed. On powers of mastcutiuu are not
properly exercised and that deficiency
results In the amount OF saliva given out b1
the glands. TINS argument hinges ON an.
other wrong assumption. 1t mas been amply
demonstrated bv modern scientists that d
flow Ot saliva viii occur regardless of mas
uCauon Who mas not experienced the
sensation OF the saliva coming copiousiy iu
To- the mouth at sight of something good {,
eat
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12
rrn,rmhrr Enrm Nn,c..

All kinds OF 1--we stock will begin % lm-
prove in flesh with tine coming on of COO.
weather As flesh Is gained more rapidly
now than iu cold weather the feed of all
animals that are 10 be tattened should be
increased Horses need good care and
ratious 60 keen them IN condition Tor heavy
work Cows should not be allowed TO fall
OFT lu their flow of milk-except those o.
caive IN late fall or early winter which
ought TO be dried OIL about two months be-
fore coming Iu. and bee we'll fed while dry
Guod pastures. supplemented with fodder
corn and ratous of corn meal. will enable
one 90 make as good butter during this
and next month as u june But To do
TINS extra care ana feed are INDISPENSABLE.
Sheep on good pastures will thrive well
tins month. gaming rapidly. To secure
early inmns ewes should now run with the
ram. as their period OF CESSATION is about
1910 days Good lambs ana mutton of ex
ira quality can De produced by using
0outudowu ram with common or grade
ewes The 1attenIng of swine and other
animals should ue begun. for the reason
already stated Pen mp the store pigs,
good grades give them a variety of food
and care Iur them properly People su
fortunate as to POSSESS brOods of young
chicks should protect them we'll IN stormy
weather Dung ROSTERS running with
mems are nuisance at tins season. and
should be kept separate or disposed of IN
some manner. Care well for the turkeys
and ducks intended for Ihanksgivin-
feasts or marketing
The fruit crop Is short over most of the
country and notably apples Ihs failure
viii cause such scarcity that good fruit
is likely 10 he m demand at nigh prices
Therefore. those VINO are so fortunate a-
To- raise a surplus Tor market will of course
husband their fruit carefully They will,
have much picking. asserting ana packing
10 do this month but by taking extra pains
can greatly enhance their profits W neither
apples pears peaches or grapes are
handled tine fruit should be made atJrac
tive Go purchasers The grower VINO mi
tormiy sends his fruit to market IA neat
packages and superior condition soon 8u
qulres reputation which insures him
extra prices ana especially m season of
scarcity
All who desire 10 extend their orchards
or fruit gardens next spring. ought tu
make preparation this fall by manuriu-
blowing etc Inns month Is good time
for planting new strawberry beds, and iaJ
those vino can rut their ground no proper
condition DO is tar better % do tine work
nov than Co defer 90 until next spring
Good potted plants are preferable Tor the
family fruit garden, it they can hr pr.
cured at reasonable prices I'D. u. 7. Nuor.
tu utC Htts0uluuiUu.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12

Fall piowiug should be as largely done in
september as possible Clean the grunar,
thoroughly before putting boz new grain
ouperintend your own threshng Septem
Der rs a good month to make farm improve
ments Gull out ami sell or fatten the ami.
mails 1t will not pav 90 winter 1t don't
pay 10 keep unrulv cattle SO let EN- slide
Corn too late 90 ripen before frost eau bee
sliced To advantage it isu { TOO late to thin
out root crops The failure of the apple
crop Is extensive " aste no fruit of any
KIND. anu expect high prices Help make
your ioca fair creditable Let the boys
and girls snow something besides them
selves at the fair Cut thisties and bushes
till Jack Frost arrives Plenty OF maize
for merry corn huskings. and enough APP
pies for some lively pairing bees Now boo
crease the feed of pigs and poultry. Pro.
tect sheep and young animals from storms
Keep tomato vines trained 90 trelllses Ev.
anime the best stock and machines at the
fair aud don miss any new device or im
urOvemeut 3D. D. z HuIr.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12

Solid Ezprosa Trains daily between Chicago and
minneapolis and 81. Paul with THROUGH Re-
Ginning Chair Oars GREE 60 and nom those
points ana kansas City. Through Chair Car and
1leoper between Peoria, Spirit Lake and Sioux
FANS VIA Rock Island. The Envorlte Limo 70
" atertoNfn, Sioux Fails. the Summer Iiesorta and
AuntinE and Fishing eruunda of the Northwest
The Short Line via Seneca and EkanEalZeo oilers
ia1ilitea 20 travel 10 and from Indianapolis. Cin-
cinnau ana other Southern points
For Tickets. Maps. Folders. or desired inforrnn-
Aons appiy ~ any Coupon Ticket once. or address
E. ST. JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN,
oenl Manager. aeul Tiki a Fass. Agi
CHICAGO. Ill
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12

There Is one plan of killing lice ON poul
try that never fails Make a tup OF strong
soap suds and use good whale oil soap OF
carbohc acid soap Select warm day. and
nave your slds warm Take each fowl
ami immerse % IN the suds head and all
nut do not stop with simply dipping th,
fowl, but rub the suds we'll into the feath
er> In other words give tine bird a good
washing. SO that the suds NAV reach the
skin do not bee afraid to dip the head uu
der. and saturate the neck feathers. Turn
the birds loose IN yard where there is mo
shade and the sun viii soon dry them off
Now add two quarts of Kerosene 10 your
suds, FIRST making an emulsion with plenty
of soap, ana sprinkle the suds over every
part of the poultry house. floor. roosts cell
ing, sides and. IN fact, every place where
"a louise could hide. au1 your fowls will he
free of the pests. The roosts should ne
we'll saturated with pure kerosene Burn
al tine material Iu tine nests saturate the
boxes with the suds. make new nests. and
then repeat the process once month
Farm anal firt,If.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12
Weakness. Nervousness, Dependency
and Depression Of Mind.

We are careless OF our strength. vigor and en-
ergies go youth and early uta We use them ur
300 business. work, pleasure or dissipation. an,
suddenly hnd ourselves old before our time
broken down iu health exhausted boz brain and
nerve power aud ielt without physical energies
nerve, strength or ambition. Then follows that
terrible dvspuudency that gloom aud depression
OF mind which is O. Thousand times harder to t,eai
than pain. 10 bluts out hope. happiness and am
bit'on, aud makes iie seem scarcely worth living
turns nights into seepirss restless anxiety. and
days into almost hopeless despair
Luckily there is a great aud wonderful r,.star
alive which viii give back tu The weakened and
exhausted system the strength 10 has lost. a mar
veous remedy which muarts strength aud viror
Goo the brain aud nerves. yitalil,s and iuvirorat..
ala tine physical puwers. disppis. AS DO b., mnpi.
the despondrncy aud gloom cot mind and restore.
us again tu tual grand d,'gr-.. of histv strength
oi bounding pulse and strong physical and merry,
power which 900 ignorance or folly we have Hy
hGustoI
TINS wonderful discover, b. Dr tr,-ne.s Ner
vutu. tnr great braun. NERVE audi strength les
t"ruu'" % is purely vegetable and perfecIIl
harmless, and can ue procured at any druggist. F..
az 81 iier bottle lt rs uu absolute specific former
Nuus ANA physical debility Persons with weak
enrd NERVES and exhausted villain, rq,u regain
perfect aud complet" strength by its u-r Itcure.
malaria. restores ust -n-rc, and u,,rorates tn.
weakened vital forces boo odd aud young ~ II
""d 70" never will regret b..
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1890-09-12

Frank Cornelius OF Purcell, Ind Ter. says 81
induced ur. flnson whose lie mad paralysis iu
the face 90 uuy "a bottle OF Chamberlain Pain
Balm To their great surprise before the bolt d.
had all been used SHE was great deal better lirr
face had been drawn To one side, but the Pain
Balm relieved uii pain ana soreness ana tine mouth
assumed its natural shaIHe 10 Is also "a certain
cure for rheumatism. lame back. spritius. swell.
Jugs and lamenrss. fifty cent bottles tor sale DIS
D. g. Thorn