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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01
a Narrow Escape.

Some careless father left his team
of mules unhitched and his little boy
to watch them while he was in the
store tending to business. The mules
were standing on the north side of
the market house and becoming
frightened at some object started to
run. They ran around to Second and
were going west on Second when
some gentleman stopped them. Be
yond being badly frightened the little
fellow was not hurt, but. it is one
chance out of a hundred that he was
not thrown out and killed.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01
STATE BAR ASSOCIATION.
Its Annual Meeting to Be Held at
Excelsior Springs
To-Day.

The Missouri State Bar Association
holds its tenth annual convention at
Excelsior Springs to-day and it is ex-
pected that large number of the
followers of Blackstone will be in at
tendance. The president of the
association is Judge Madill of st.
Louis, and the secretary and treasurer
are from the same city; they are
respectively, Charles C. Allen
and w. G. Marshall, who
had held his position continually
through many conventions. At this
meeting new officers will be elected
for the annual terms but as this is
done by means of general confer
ence of delegates, one from each dis
trict, there will be no rivalry and no
undigni6ed squabbling. The social
feature of the convention will be an
eloquent banquet on Wednesday
night.
The convention will be opened ac-
cording to custom by an address from
the president. Among the interest
ing subjects chosen for papers will be
one on Original Packages" by
James o. Broadhead of st. Louis.
Ex-attorney General B. G. Boone Of
Clinton and Edwin Silver of Jefferson
City, will open an argument on the
ACCESSIBILITY of majority verdicts in :
jury trials.
There has been a great deal of talk.
among attorneys concerning a petit
ton to the judges for postponement
of the courts in session, but the judges
have not committed themselves as yet
They give a general excuse, however
to any one having cases that come up
during the association meeting.
Quite a number of Sedalia's legal
lights expect to leave for Excelsior
Springs tomorrow and participate in
the proceedings and attend the BAN
quet tomorrow night.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01

But few persons who view passen-
ger train as it goes laundering past
have an idea that it represents a cash
value of from $4,000 to s120, 900,
but such is the case. The ordinary
express train represents from sS3, 900
to $50, 600. The engine and tender
are valued at s10,500; the baggage
car 81, 900; the postal car, 81, 200 !;
the smoking car, $1,000; two ordin-
airy passenger coaches, SIC, 200 each !;
three palace cars, $4,000 each
total, s83, 900. Many of the trains
which pull up to or out from the
Grand Central depot are worth $780,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01
McEIree's Wine of cardul

and THE0FoR0'S BLACK. 0RAUGHT are
for sale by the following merchants In
Sedalia.
August I. Fleischman.
w. E. Bard.
Mertz & Hale.
o. w. Smith.
N6REEN RIDGE,
c. w. Leabo.
j. s. Ream & Son.
GALLEY.
w. E. Crawford.
BEAMAN.
Drisskell Bros.
DUMPvILDE.
Andrew Stand.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01
RECAPTURED.
Ed. Harris, the Escaped Prisoner
Brought back to Sedalia.

Some excitement was caused by the
escape of Ed Harris, the 15-year-old
colored boy, from the county Jail yes
terday. He was allowed the freedom
of a trusty and as soon as the escape
was ascertained, kilograms were sent
in all directions. Harris was captured
at Dresden, by Deputy Constable
VIM. Drake who returned
him to Sedalia. He was
held in default Of $3.50. bail to
await the action of the grand jury for
horse stealing, having stole the ami.
nal from a pasture near Lamonte.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01

Taylor Williams specializing pecu.
lation did not turn out very we'll.
Williams was porter in Bauer's bar.
Der shop, and he robbed Pat Sullivan
of $40, while the latter was enjoying
the luxury of a bath. Yesterday
Justice Fisher fined Williams eighteen
dollars and costs, the total footing
up s33. Williams is himself now S13
out of pocket, but he will get his hash
and lodging free for a couple of
months.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01

1 suffered with liver complaint un.
til life became a burden. Last fall
began to use Smiths Bile Beans
which gave immediate relief. The Sc.
we're pain has left my side and all dir
illness and melancholy feelings have
DISAPPEARED. / would advise any one
needing Q liver medicine to give
them q trial.
Mrs. III. E. HYTE,
Alton Junction, Ill.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01
Children Crv for
Pitchers CastoPia.
OBITUARY.
WRIGHT.


Elizabeth Wright, aged 20 years
died Saturday night at her home il
Lincolnville of consumption. The
interment took place yesterday.
The infant son of Mr.. and Mrs
VIM. Kahrs, aged 2 months, died
yesterday of summer complaint.
The funeral took place from the
German Evangelical church, corner
Main and Washington avenue this
afternoon at $50.
The infant child of Pierce Sisler
aged 8 months, died Saturday night
at IL p. m, of measles. The funeral
took place yesterday afternoon from
the family residence in the western
portion of the city.
EMERY.
The 1S-month old SON of Mr.. and
Mrs. William Emery died this morn.
ing at the family residence, No. 1915
South Kentucky street. The funeral
service will be held at the residence al
10 o'clock tomorrow morning and
will be conducted by the Rev. Farris,
pastor of the M. E. church south.
The interrment will be at the Sedalis
cemetery.
Thomas d. Quinn, who has been
lying at the point of death for the
past six weeks died at his residence
on East Main street at 11:55 last
night.
Mr.. Quinn was born in Dublin, Ire.
land In 1872. He came to the Uni.
ted States 1867 and settled in Sedalia
in 1872, where he has lived till the
time of his death. He leaves a wife
and four children. The funeral will
take place from the st. Paul de Vim
cent at 10 O'Clock Thursday morning.
Thomas Bane, aged IS years, 1
month and % days died this morning at
IL o'clock. The deceased was born in
Hampshire county, Va, and has been
a resident of Sedalia for number OF
years. The funeral will take place
from the family residence, No. 1908
east Twelfth street, tomorrow at 3 p.
m. Undertaken Ramsey will have
charge of the funeral.
GILKER.
Undertaken Ramsey went to Hugh.
esville this morning to prepare the
body of Mrs. Gilker for burial, who
died at $3.50 this morning. The body
will be buried from the st. Vincent
de Paul church tomorrow morning.
The decessedlwas born at GAINESVILLE
O., Feb, 10, 1927. and came to St.
Louis county when quite young.
Mrs. Gilker moved to Pettis county
in 1882. She was 81 years of age and
leaves nine children, six boys and
three girls.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01
The Lsrd's Prayer ON His Arm,

"We find strange mementoes on
some of our bodies" said an
undertaken of Detroit. "The other
day we we're preparing the body of
an unknown for burial. He had met
a violent death, but there was The
most serene expression on his face
that ever saw on any one. When
We dressed him for the grave we
found the Lords prayer beautifully
written in India ink on his forearm.
1t was as fine piece of tattooing as l
ever saw, and 1t set me TO thinking
that perhaps that was what he de-
pended on for comfort, and that gave
the peaceful look to his face.-Mon-
treal Star.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01

Frank Collier, the Chicago law
yer whose escapades in Kansas CITY
are matters Of recent history, has
been released from the Illinois lunatic
asylum, his insanity having left him.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01
A Shirt of Mall.

Customer-Mr. Isaac, do you think
the seams of this shirt will rip?
Mr.. Isaac (impressively) Mine
fren', Won hundret Jock de Rippers,
all working at once. could not bulge
dose seams Won inch.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01

A>@ HA~JS Il ~
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
Its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who.
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Ky. NEW Y0Rx. nv
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01

Prof. James Russell Lowell is
: steadily regaining his health.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01
s33 For SEQ.

MsELaEEs WINE OF cAapui for Weak Nerve.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01

a. WINE OF cAaDU, = -orIc for Women.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1890-07-01

. sIAck.DaAUcHf Tea cure. cops,iD.,,o,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13
DeLong's Tmttered Chnrt.

Years ago the officers stationed at
Fort Hamilton had to live with the
men inside the fort. Now they oc-
cupy picturesque, vine-covered cot
tages near by, and where once was
swamp behind the fort, flowers now
bloom and trees lend a grateful shade.
One of the cottages is occupied by the
commanding officer, Col. LOOMS J..
Laugdon. who graduated with the
West Point class of 81, and went
through the war from first to last He
has some mementos that he dearly
cherishes, and his parlor is as well his
Office and his museum.
g suppose this has history" said
a New York Times reporter on re-
cent visit TO the fort. as he picked up
a section of a shell that orramented
the center table.
Not much of history" said the
Colonel. Il picked it UP in Fort, Bar
ancas in ! ousacola harbor after we
had carried the place with the help of
my men OF the Second Artillery. We
had the only 10-inch guns used in the
bombardment. AID that is piece of
one Of our shells. Here is an old mus
ket cut of SO as to he used a. a pistol
by the ConfeGerates at the same place.
/ found il in the earthworks after the
scrimmage.
But here is something far more in
teresting" said the Colonel, leading
the reporter TO where n carefully
framed relic of Lieut. De Longs fatal
polar expedition hung from the wall.
This is part of the chart found on the
body of poor De Long, and You NAV
still see the pencil marks he made with
a cross, marking the end of each days
journey. De Long was beset by ice in
the Jeanette June -, 1881. and his
wnnderings until Oct. 30, 1881, when
he died of starvation. are traced on
that tettered, weather-stained chart
that was found on his body by the
brave Melville. March %, 1882.
Col. Langdon has many other relics
gathered during the war and in his
travels, but none to which a sadder
memory clings than this.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13
Cornfield Philosophy.

There is something wrong with tho
woman who does not love children, and
a great deal wrong with aman who
says that he Loves no woman.
When YOU are real sick You do not
think of the expense of sending for n
physician, but when his bill is present
ed you are shocked that it is so large.
In England they call the leisure class
noblemen. In America we call them
tramps.
The mule should not be blamed for
being a mule. At the same time you
will waste any sympathy you may feel
for him. Being q mule, he does not
care for what one may think of him.
There is not an authentic instance of
q man ever having been convinced by
argument. Still it is pleasant to air
your theories when you find some one
who will listen.
When women get so they think they
understand politics and will discuss
the tariff with their husbands, they
will have no husbands to talk to. just
imagine young man who had engaged
his girl in an animated discussion on
IOil'lCS SNOpIlhS III IL IuOlheHb hud
then telling OF his love. Such thing
could not occur.
Statesmen may differ on questions
of political economy, but notice that
IL agree on the desirability of holding
ofHct.
If the present tendency of the times
continues for few years, some enter
prising daily paper will create a sensa-
ton by printing the Bible as serial
story in order TO be sure of furnishing
the rcade.s with something new, novel
and startling.
1t is all right for YOU to laugh at the
man who plants his potatoes during
the dark of the moon, but as he is
planting while you are laughing, he
will be ahead of you when the time
comes for harvesting.
There was a great deal of logic in the
man who rolled his trousers up because
they were too short. He fooled the
people who noticed him.
If somo men had the hon that laid
the golden egg they would misuse hOr
till she would SO ont on q strike.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

in perfecting himself. and draw much
the bigger pay for fewer hours work,
but the hands and clothes are soiled.
l have succeeded in dispelling the IL
fusion, and she now sees her mistake.
Young ladies, as You value your peace
of mind and happiness in future years,
make up your mind, the sooner the
better, that we are all compelled to
labor, some for n competency, some for
health, but it is divine injunction
that our brows must sweat ere we eat
our own bread. The artisan labors,
and soils the hands and clothes; but
why is he inferior in your estimation to
the purveyor of ribbons and pins, or
the one who works in the ofice? Re-
member that, however mental the la
Dor, it has an aim, also, that all
manner of labor is necessary. Some
may not be obliged to do
work by the day, week, month, or
year, nevertheless they labor and are
none the less servants than the one
who shoes your fathers horses or
feeds the pigs. Since my pedagogue
days have not worked by the day for
living soul. / never liked the
thought of being some ones hired
man, still have to labor. am your
servant while writing this; you pay
me for doing it. Then why am l less
servant than you, even if you cook
my meals, do my writing, or assist me
in the exacting duties of my profess
sion? Not a bit. The merchant
prince, whose wife and daughters you
perchance may envy, is your servant
when he buys the goods that please
you and YOU buy. And such as you
have made him what he is. No one
can live alone. We are all servants of
the rest. No matter who nor what we
are. we must labor if we would live,
and to labor is to serve in some ca
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

In the bodily mechanism when the liver gets
out OF order. Constipation. dyspepsia, con-
tamination of the blood imperfect assimila-
ton. are certain 20 ensue. But IL is easy to
prevent these consequences. and remove their
cause. By a course OF Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters, which stimulates the hillary organ and
regulates ith action. The direct result is a dis
appearance OF the pains beneath the ribs and
through the shoulder blade, the nausea, head
aches. yeliowness of the skin. furred look OF the
tongue, and sour odor OF the breath, which
characterize liver complaint. Sound digestion
and a regular habit OF body are bless sings also
secured by the use of this celebrated restorative
OF health, which imparts a degree OF vigor to
the body, which is It's best guarantee OF safety
from malarial epidemics. Nerve weakness and
over tension are relieved by IL, and IL improves
both appetite and sleep.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

AUTOGRAPH fans, revival of an old
fashion, are made this season Of ivory
paper, an excellent imitation of real
ivory, and on each stick the name or
sentiment and name of fayorite beaux or
friends can be inscribed with indelible
ink. If you number an artist or mu-
stefan among your favorites sketch or
bar of music and the autograph can
perhaps be etched upon two or more OF
the sticks, along with the name of the
atchpr
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

A JovIAL gentleman near Sheffield,
England, was lately fined e100, with
costs, as between solicitor and client, for
committing what the justice described
as a most outrageous contempt Of court
by frightening a solicitors clerk who
was sent to serve a writ upon him. 1t
was alleged that the gentleman had set
his hounds upon the clerk, but the judge
held that the defendant had not intended
any serious mischief should happen to
the clerk, but merely TO brighten him.
He was, therefore, fined for his contempt
of court in attempting to brighten the
server OF the writ.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13
A Wise IaudIorti.

II say. Fritz" said Dudeson 60 the
restaurateur, "why do You have those
bPastly sulphur matches instead of
parlor matches?'
BECAUSE, Mr.. Tudteson, when YOU
chentlemans wants match you only
take Won sulphur match, but you fill
your boxes NIT dher barlor matche.
sffegy dime alrstds.'
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

The turning poins
in woman's life brings peculiar
weaknesses and ailments. DIR.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription
brings relief and cure. 1t is q
powerful, invigorating, restorative
tonic and nervine. 1t imparts
strength to the whole system in
general, and to the uterine organs
and appendages in particular.
Rundown" debilitated and deli
cate women need it. It's a legiti-
mate medicine purely vegetable,
perfectly harmless. It's guaranteed
to give satisfaction in every case, or
money refunded. Nothing else does
as much. You only pay for the
good you get. Can you ask more 2
AS a regulator and promoter Of
functional action, at that critical
period of change from girlhood to
womanhood, "Favorite Prescrip-
tion" is a perfectly safe remedial
agent, and can produce only good
results. 1t is equally eficacious and,
valuable in its effects when taken
for those disorders and derange-
ments incident to that later and
most critical period, known as "The
Change of Life.n
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

THE woodpecker has a three-barbed
tongue like Fijian's spear, with which
it draws out the worm which it has ex-
cited 10y its tapping. The clam feeds
with siphon, and the oyster with its
beard. The tapeworm has neither
mouth nor stomach, but just lies along
and absorbs the already digested food
through its skin.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13
WHY He Laughed An.

First Auditor-"Who is that man sit
ting In the box over there?"
Second Auditor-"He is the author Of
this comedy"
First Auditor-"Well, i should think
he would have better taste than TO laugh
so uproariously."
Second Auditor-"Oh, it's all right.
He is the author of the play, but he
never heard those jokes before. Those
were put in by the comedians. Amer
tea
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13
Three Harvest Excursiop.

The Burlington Route, O., b. and Q. r. r.,
will sell from principal stations on its lines,
on Tuesdays, September and 20, and Octo-
Der IA, Harvest Excursion Tickets at Hat
Rates 70 points In the farming regions OF
tho West, Southwest and Northwest For
tickets and further information concerning
these excursions, call on your nearest O., b.
and .. ticket agent, or address Z. S. Eusts,
Genl Pass. and Ticket Agent, Chicago, Ill.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

PEOPLE do not discover IL until too late
that the so-calied washing powders not only
cut up their clothes. but ruin their skin
Use nothing but Dobbins' Electric Soap.
Have your grocer keen It,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

THE older one grows the more one
knows. Don't get day older before YOU
use SAPOLIO. 1t is solid cake OF Scour-
ing Soap. Try it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

AT the recent marriage of the daugh-
ter Of Chauncey Kilmer, of New York,
at his summer home at Rock City Falls,
the grounds were illuminated with nine
miles of Chinese lanterns.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

WHEN a father is seen purchasing a
pair Of stout boots it is not always an
evidence that he is on bad terms with his
daughters sutton.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

IF you were indeed my friend you
would wish me quiet fortune, not an
exalted one.-Annie Dickinson, ia
1An1le BolcVfs."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

ASK for DIR. Bulls Worm Destroyers.
Don't let your druggist sell you some
other kind OF worm medicine. None other
are so safe and yet so sure.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

A MAN never knows how much he can
do till he tries-nor how badly he can do
it, either. - Washington Post.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

BRONCHITIS Is cured ny frequent small
doses OF Piso's Cure for Consumption.
NONE equal 'Tansill's Punch" sc. Cigar.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

ALBERT BURCH West Toledo, Ohio, says
-Hall's Catarrh Cure saved my life." Write him
for particulars Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13
POPULAR SCIENCE
by PROF. J. r. ELsoM.
MORE PHILoSoPHlC THAN SCI
ENTIFIC.

Let my lamp at midnight hour
BE seen in some high, lonely tow'r,
Where may oft outwatch the bear.
With thrice great Hermes; or unsphere
The spirit of Plato. To unfold
What worlds or what vast regions hold
tn immortal mind.
Groves where immortal sages taught,
When heavily visions Plato fired.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

DRUNKENNESS is a luxury which not
even the wealthiest can long afford
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

'HE science of
philosophy il
lu S t + a { e S
many a S t o n
fishing facts. 1t
tells us how to
live and why;
it tells us how
to enjoy tn o
blessings b O.
slowed in such
rich a b u n
dance by ma
ture; it leads
us to contem-
plate the du-
ties and obli-
ations we
owe to our fell
low-m e n; it
a W a k e n s us
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1890-08-13

BEEcHAM PILLS cure Sick Headache.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-05
THE FAUST BEER.

public before
quality to the taste and that an appave public
distinction
of
COLLEGE WHITE, GEORGIA
Pttburg New Orleans San Francisco City of Mexico and
Steamers notably the Hamburg Line
Kg having
THE FAUST BEER
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-09-05
P. BUTTIMER,
Reynolds 4 McDonough.

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making ~ g n lie
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is kin has is m So
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etorceN a hare pt