New-York tribune., 1890-06-01
Mr.. BOUSER SLTCkS THINGS UP."
An ASECDOTE TOLD By HIS WIFE.


The other morning We got a telegram from mother,
saying she wa, Ill., and asking me To come ont for
day or two and when Mr.Bowscr had read it ne said
ron can 20 Just n, well a. not, ana You H'cdh
hurry u PACK H., on on my ,, aGcouni and how , Won
oh. you never mind me. | can sleep here nights
Just take the baby and 20 and your mother and
stay as long as You WISH
g.. ,hair clopc or get drunk
lut You Won't try to make any changes IN the
Changes DO you suppose I'm going to put On
new door and chmncys!1 g.
We'll. please don't buy any new furniture or car
pets, "r move things around"
Don't you worry aDout my buying anyt ding mor
coupe. ! ma lock up the hou,c at noon and 20 mp
to the club house for couple Of days. feel the
Mr. Bov,cr caught AZ my going so eagerly that
hhi suspected HIN Of som" design. and the more
uputhi u over after getting away the moro "a'
Convinced MAT there wa, somethine 90 the wind ON
the mornius of thc thri day tclcsraph"d him that
at W. depot ~ meet me His face fairly hcimed WIN
happiu'-,. aud he heckoucd 10 carriage he SAID
Of hour, y,t ,uppoe.. il win take yoi a couple
Of hour, to clean mp the / have made
had 60 pr'-eu'im"nt and IL was verified before !
got INTO The hou,". Gnncins At the front window
"a" hat ms lace curtain, had a queer strange
aa-icG The, Ind ben taken down, washed With
bar s"lp, lad ont on the sra>e 10 dry. and then
th" result. They showed SOAP stains I'm dozen
places. and hung ~ limp and litc''-' as TIE tai oi
& &', o' '''.raph r'' M -, G.Tn , "' ,' @ uD'. inG
else had happened There wl- % queer oppressive
.o,- & M ,, % T c o ana i1 IT da YARN, nGi he'd tlHg io r @ To
gone over NJ natural oil finish With coat ~ furniture
yarn ana gii of'ilr, i1o9 thr brush ~ eIry very root
II c"uh mvr .'.u %" one hut i"W,'r. Ii- work wa
further driiHad hy siN queer looking spot on The vel
vet carpet Hc had spilled varnish and then tried -
scrub y ott Win soap. ana in 'acl instance h" h'd
TIE cpiors sufficient e" mahr hlotch
room Tae.r wa. 'lr same smell here and soon
found Dos rie brri'- -', ktn- up all "' ~ t,2'
blue and ,u decorating with white and rcd stripe.
~ paint lad '%i|l .I'14a y. ~, M r so many an 'r%o54 G %
hor-' Mr. lo"-rr iIA ur"t ~" vt'Hi,h pail iu this
room. and a.'l".eh D." h'i i.''d ,o'p '"d "ni"r
witness of Dos '..cc,-ur,,. Mlul. stood looking
e.rprl.c. ~urpri-'. know ia surprise yon!1
"Yc. you have ! answered
WHY what's tho natter
II ,ou had only let th.nr, alone"
1T thlnr, alone! Thl. house needed Sticking mp.
and Ic uc.rly hron my ha.h In pt'uns things in
saw th, .llycr water pitcher at that moment and
uttered howl
What IS lti-
g., know. It hadn't been clcancd in month
-Gf o5rr,e. and ,oa ought to have -cen the way
the dirt peeled of Anything ell" 10 ma iAu"
VIZ" And yon-,o .andpapcrcd all the liver
shouted ~ I looked into tn dminrr'om ana saw
So, Wha, have You got yoar voice way mp in
Yon'vc ruined It, see tho .cratchcsl-
That. II take on and ind fault! No one ever
doc. an, thing right hut yoni' .-
,ud Nha. alis the glass over the rant'l .,
at happens to bc clean for once "'t"o" al "
all ~ an hour .
-" didn't, / u,ed powdered brick. d'n.t
know how the scrstchc, came thcir' "HI'-' '' '
dld it,
Nia, arc Won crying about no." ,,d E21 I1,, S -h,
or,.d vonqu - come and wash ti'n' % NV. th.
r,ft '.fn Though ihr,s' tabs ard then l'" 81"
,r,-. to drv pinned and hung ''m "p "'@'"'
And thcy ruined - .. + admit nick
rniuod your grandfather. Ir.t, 49, =, ANN
All H.. yr,s- - of thcm. hci I'll l"lN' " .r,t s
,rt.i IN toq.u n 'hcy don't hang p"Il''' ''
all The reward 80 f,r my hard Vgr. no had sand.
entered The kltcwn - ma 1"'' .,-,,,ii,d every
Nm di-h I'm % huudrrsl direction, ana tf n, t~,ii,-
~, tr-n ,o,t. ~ Oh 70 prevent chez IN, io'-
T. dr., up Tho harIv,oi noor D." Id 'l.,, ,t The
some raw ~ vim & &tr,",o',,i, ~, ,,c N" .',
HI. Ynr[,on didn't touch anything Up''"''
ea,pcd ....,.,,i all ,,, liircau4 bDalstcad.
ana ,,,tni tn~ r,ci,t.r in "a" h'u A'"uiin
Sr,1 and What are you ho"lIus an"n ,..tr,v
oh. Mr. nov>cr how could yo" 20 '''
our thing. ia this way
.T,n hone mlght A. vel hav" burned d""m , s,id
And wish II had! thr @ w.. f. no 70 ahead and
49, ,,d rny thc nr-t thing fou do Is ID "Iu
t,uit Vr- now4rr. are not mai'd. ~. W. ,.'9 r,I1
I'm can, understand your cralc 'nl"i i,,,
Is the lat straw 10" V'r' ~ '.- J" "'''''
w t,t ,c,f dan came to md Mr. lio"''rF sl,d
o,iI, rostnrd and when hc came nome aI' a ,..,u, ,
furniture wagon loaded WIFE n,.-''i , v'cnt I'm by
@ @snna a, ,n t and lpcnt half hour In the barn 80
"a, ans thing