Evening journal., 1890-04-01


ITEMS OF INTEREST
CADLEy-'I am awfully fond Of beef
steak and fried onions, but | dare not eat
them because it makes ones breath dis.
agreeable Wadley--"l'll tell you how
you can manage that All right enough.
Galley" Well, howl Wadley-"Just
go to that new fashionable restaurant
that has been started and order beefsteak /
and onions; and they will bring you
something to take your breath away.
Cadley-"W What is itY' Wadley-"The |
bill. Courier journal.
It Stands Alone.
There are many blood medicines ad |
vertised, but only one that is backed up
by its manufacturers, with certificate
of guarantee, and that one is DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery which Is war
ranted to benefit or cure in all diseases
for which 1t is recommended, or money
paid for it will be promptly refunded. 1t
cures all skin scalp and scrofulous affec-
tions, sores and swellings, salt-rheum,
letter and ldndered ailments.
E EMoCoRKLE-"You win find sectRrian-
ism even among the lower orders Of crea
ton" McCrackle-"0h, nonsense Nc
Cork,e-"1t's fact. Even flies are in
sects. Judge
THE peculiar combination, proportion
and preparation of Hoods Sarsaparilla
makes this medicine different from others
and superior to them all in actual cura-
tive power Sold by all druggists. Pre-
pared by G. /. Hood & Co., Apothecaries,
Lowell, Mass.
With just enough the father was content,
The son determined hat he weuid be richer
IL possible. 40 he TO college Wen,
And now he Is famous base ball pitcher.
Pittsburg Dispatch.
THOSE four lovely roomed cottages at
Creston win be sold at cost. They are
built in the most substantial manner by
Mckee and Son. The object In building
and selling at cost is to improve the bal
ance of the 300 lots, which are beauti-
fully situated on high rolling ground, and
about seven minutes by electric cars
from Tenth and Market.
JINKs-"Mr. Spieer, have four dol
lar bill against you and | would
Spicer-"My dear sir there is no such
thing as four dollar BILL and to-day |
am in no hnmor for jesting Texas
Siftings.
Reopening
OF the Second street dancing academy on
Tuesday, april s. School for Gents,
L. ID Dax
Club will give sociable Easter Monday.
Tickets, 20 cents.
THE man who compels himself to like
the things he has to do is genius r.
Atchson Globe
Ladies' and Gentlemens restaurant,
Sixth and Shipley.
THERE is no accounting for taste ex-
cept on the principle that some people
haven't any,--Boston Post.
Oysters'in every style at Mullins res
taurant Sixth and Shipley
Don't put away that little ulster;
IT'S handy now, and by and by
The weather chances are III need IL
To wrap myself In next July.
Philadelphia Times,
BUY "Creston' lots now, before the
advance in prices Sold on instalments
Office, 7le Market street.
J TRUNKS al Yerger's, 4O1 Shipley st.
II WISH that Young fellow would get
married to the girl, remarked the police
man to friend as youth left neigh
boring house about midnight He
makes such a lively noise whistling
people can't sleep. Marriage does stop
the whistling generally, was the friends
only comment ''at least that kind. I
Meals at all hours at Sixth and Shipley
HARNESS at Yerger's, 4O7 shipley st.
When the pretty country schoolma'm isn't
10 guide her little flock on wlsdom's way.
She is very likely 70 be occupying
! Herself In manufacture of crochet,
/ Or tatting, OF embroidery, or sewing,
1 Or some other useful ornamental thing,
For tits rumored round the district that she's
To 6 married in the early days Of spring,
Puck.
Roast dinners speciality at Mullins,
Sixth and Shipley.
THERE is not even family resemblance
between intelligent criticism and con-
ceited fault-fnding Yonkers States
man.
DIR. DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, are
the only genuine pennyroyal pills made
at druggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 N
9th st. Phila. Ladies beware Of limitations
THE weight Of an argument doesn'
depend upon the size Of the man.--Kear-
ney Enterprise.
InAinns and Ganflnmen's h restaurant