The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-10-31
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Senator Plumb was born in Ohio, but
not in Bill McKinley's district
Old man Rice is said to be so confident
of success that he has killed fatted calf
If Willis sister can tell such things OF
the man, what could his mother-in-law
relate?
The latest editor in Kansas rides a
[. bicycle and the poorest one walks, OF
course.
The Emporia Republicans candidate
against Senator Ingalls, is L. Dwight
Thatcher.
Kansas people will begin to envy Speak
er Reed just as soon as James Hallowen
is elected
There has been rebellion in Kansas,
and, loyal souls that they are, most of the
candidates are blue.
a Kansas man has brought himself into
notice by killing Chicago man. As a
rule it is the other way.
After this the PEOPLES party will select
man to run for governor who had the
fortune to be an only child.
No Kansas statesman has yet had the
audacity or temerity to charge his paper
collars up to the tariff on linen
November the fourth has been selected
as the day by all the farmers of the Third
district in which TO cure Clover.
1t is thought that the Swedes could
makes a success of far western Kansas.
They come from a rocky country.
Mrs. Lease spoke three hours at Troy
the other day, her peroration Occupying
two hours and thirty-five minutes.
Tully Scott, the Democratic candidate
in the Sixth district, withdrew from the
race Wednesday He beat Jerry Simpson
just six days.
Ed Howe says his new novel is going to
be similar to ''Kreutzer Sonata" Howe,
however. hasn't the number of offspring
that Tolstoi has by half.
After next week the mention of Jerry
Simpson in the newspapers will be confined
TO his official duties in the police court pro-
ceedings of Medicine Lodge.
A machine has been invented for milk
ing cows, but, to the CONSERVATION of the
Alliance banner artists, it didn't proceed
from the genius of a New York capitalist
When Kansas politics get "het" up, the
flee INDUCED in renders the dramatic posi-
ton of Abraham toward Isaac, very
tame affair.
'Itell you what" said an Alliance man,
yesterday who had read Senator Ingalls,
purified politics annotated, I'D be much
obliged if Ingalls, would explain his ex-
PLANTATION"
Over go men were selected as vice presi-
dents of the Topeka meeting at which Sen
ator Ingalls, spoke last night. Butas little
as he might have been noticed in so great a
crowd, A. B. Campbell was not named one
Of them.
Webb Wilder compares Senator ingalls,
TO Edgar A. Poe. The application may be
obscure. 1t was "Nevermore" with Poe
and if we are to believe Father Eskridge
and Luther Challis, it is always more"
with ingalls,.
Senator ingalls, has explained his 'puri-
fication of politics" utterance This is the
tweedledee of the statement: AT any
other time than this it would be unneces-
sary to say that l was describing a condi-
ton and not intoxicating theory" and
this the tweedledum: ''The statement
that the decalogue and the golden rule
have no place in politics, was made. not
as an article of faith, but as a statement
of fact"
Senator ingalls,: The use and perversion
of my utterances by the Democratic and
independent orators show to what extrem-
tiles they are reduced. Their course toward
me Is evident that 1.-The decalogue and the
golden rule have no Mace in Dolitics'' from
their standpoint. / never said that it was
proper to gain an advantage over an adver-
sary by deceit. although did say that it
had repeatedly been done. deplore it as
much as anybody, and should be glad if
politics could be conducted upon a higher
plane, but so long as the opposition party
with its present methods and under it's
present leaders continues to exist, the
qualification of politics" is, as l said, IAN
iridescent dream"