The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-08-21
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you tDov itls il 10 he pleasure trip.
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thu nan n rock aud iron. A little sassp
ssils sdAe3 gill MIKE Zoe biiien
- Barber Does The rszof hurt you. sbg
yiesir Are 700 cure ii's nrnf bad
80 iiss il us piece Of barrel hoop.
The oanss Of H. - P.nsIe There Is .
efss, deal Of .crs,cbisg 81 the polls nos.
cum.o Yes. ]. comes from the Itch for
onIsa.
-Mepdicsnt Cat Jon give mo : lev
penniss Tor nj poor family u home, air.
Merchsnt No. no man; ! don't want 10
bay any poor family.
--Snodsrsss Ia like 10 pay that bill,
bu, can, Just nov. You must give me
time Creditor don't mind giving you
time. bu. you seen 10 want eternity.
Visitor (ai Iunstic asylum Il see you
give Jour psiisnn amateur photograph
oa,fs 70 smuse them. Superintendent
No; they bring them With them.
He hasn't much 60. Mercy, mol He
haos 90 81 DOR house last night until after
"a O'Clock. Then pc put out The light and
,urned 10 Chollis and said: Sexil
-Julis didn't like TO 20 to school and
complained . great deal Of feeling III.
Where do you feel The worst, desri said
usmms 10 school. said Julia
Farmer Hsrows What's that noise
out 10 the barnf Smsrty Hsrro~s (vho
sspires 10 be ~iD Il don't know. pa; but
/ think the corn is on Its ear.
--Tseniy years ago. 1t is said, Deomsrk
exported annually s00. 600 eggs; and every
once 10 . while now-s days the housekeep
Or IL led TO think that some OF these TWEEN
" year, old eggs are on the market yet.
When | asked her TO marry she began
TO shrink like--like flannel shirt, That's
an odd comparison: what do you meanf
Just whs. / say. She got mp srouud my
neck.
A Scottish minister innocently On.
pounced from his pulpit. During the week
l shall visi, all mem befs OF the congreaA.
tion 81 The north end OF the tom, embrtc.
ing oil the servant girls
-vi.itor Qu court ROOM What dss-
tsrdly crime WAS committed by the prison.
sr who was jus. convicted? He stole .
ride on . railroad. And the man who
20. free2 He stole the railroad.
"A Parallel Case -Mrs' Upton - Yes
thst's my daughters piano, but she has
scarcely touched II since she has been
married. Mrs. Downton Jest the same
with my dsrter and 'er typewriter.
so Mr.. Lummix has returned from
Earope, has hey remarked Mrs. Tomdik
On which deck was his state room? From
what I've heard him say. replied Mr.. Tom.
dix. think it sAs on the poker deck.
A Chicago wsg advertised for agents
10 peddls srtesian wells, and he got twenty
replies 10 the first mail Oae wanted to
know how many be could carry along 10
one horse lumber wagon.
Magistrate 10 prisouer) Have you
sny visible means OF support. Uncle Rss-
tusf Uncle asstus -S.h7 Magistrate
Wba. do you do Tor livingf Uncle Rae.
,us-oh. nov understands 20, sab. De
ole CONAN takes 10 wssLin', 20 houAb.
She tyswning - the clock IL on the
point Of striking l2l Isn't there . game
played With cards in which one gets out
aud the other stays io' He--Yss. il's
called p Well. let. play II. I'll sisy
~. lie didn't stay long after tla'.
Charley Rivers And so you will be
eight neI, week. Flossie' Why. you are
getting to lie quite sn old lady. Flossie
YES. I'm getting old much faster than |
s.ster Nay H.; she has been twenty. three
ever since eau remember.
Nov. Johnny. an going TO tell You
hov fast sound travels. II moves st the
rate Of 10. 600 miles minusel That's fun
pyl Ny father came from New York
70 Fall River the other night. by sound
and Il took him ten hours
No said young man sbou. town Who
IL dis,ine uished by IN utter lack OF The 70
tlrns disposition which makes 30 many
men failures 10 lie. never took m
ocean bath 10 my life Adj Vas the re
,o,ndcr. ,hst explains Why the ocean II
alt
Eastern Visitor Great Scott Looh
II ,hst enormous green sSskel SEQ him
srraIe. Guess Won invesi 10 snv land
In this section. California Land Agent
Stranger. ! hin pity your ignorance. bu'
hat sia', no snake Its . pumpkin vine
plated ihis norun1s lust BEGINNING 10