Chariton courier. (Keytesville, Chariton County, Mo.) 1878-current, 1890-03-13
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he did with them.
The readers of the COURIER are
not specially interested in seeing doc
tors singing mud at each other.
am willing TO acknowledge DIR.
A. my superior IN this business.
The doctor in his last effort to
hide his "black art practices, says
raised tobacco and grapes.
/ believe Noah, myself and Solo
mon are the only great men who
ever engaged in this enterprise.
Noah planted his vineyard before
his tobacco. In this we differ; 1
planted my tobacco first.
Noah kept his vineyard up by his
outside business; he was ship car
penter.
Solomon made more money than
both of US. He made prohibition
speeches and rented his vineyard at
Baalhamon for thousand pieces of
silver. (Solomons Songs VIII, ~
1 sold mine to Bill Metcalf. He let
it go to the devil.
Noah was 600 years old when he
went into the business. and was
probably in his dotage.
If doctor is an imbecile at 40,
what would ship carpenters be at
600!
understand that one of the first
signs of coming dotage is loss of
memory, still can recollect away
back when 1 was in the vineyard bus
mess, DR.. A. run a huckster shop
in Moberly, and l shipped my grapes
to him.
have also faint recollection of
DR.. AS. running q farm about q
mile or so from here. He hired a
negro boy who deserted HIM In mid
summer. 1 asked the boy what made
him do such a rash act. He said
DR.. A. was so id lazy he could
not live with him.
Doctors who live in glass houses,
&c. This all occurred previous to
the doctors six weeks study of the
eye, ear, nose and throat IN Kansas
City while his preceptor was in Cali
fornia.
L met doctor In Moberly 4 few
days ago, who asked me about the
wonderful cures wrought by the
noted specialist. He said DR.. A. in
formed him that be was making a
great success of the eye business.
That he had operated thirty times
for cataract Sith perfect success in
every case.
The man seemed incredulous, to
lack faith, and asked If the eye
mender was q man of truth. 1 told
him the doctor lived hard by the
synagogue-that the neighbOrhood
was full of owl eyed Bartcmuses.
| We often hear of the coming man
he has come.
DIR. A. is the only man to perform
such fest on a SIX weeks incuba
ton.
l never knew but one lying doctor
Ibis name was Dennis.
would not have mentioned thi'
incident, but wanted 20 help til,
doctor out in odveTtIsing.
The doctor seems to think hsvt
misrepresented the period of his IN
cubation. He says he has toiled 81:
years In these specialties. rhI
would make "a years, counting si
for each one; eye, ear, nose an
throat. have heard the incubatlo
for a snoot doctor was only thre
minutes.
met a poor fellow q few day
ago who informed me that one {
those nose "fellers" had been squir
ing some "truck" up his nose till !
couldn't smell llmburger cheese.
II DR., A. has spent "a years in b
speclalties and was 30 when he cor
menced, he is fast approaching
The dread day
0fsenile failure and decay.
When he goes into dementia
will have q shorter distance
travel than any man 1 know. He
the only doctor idiot enough
squeal when punched by my pap
On the "Black Arts"
How little must doctor know,
Who dons No. 6 chapeau.
What DR.. Aldridge says about L
, want of faith in the ubpossess
; curative power of drugs is the his
est compliment he can possibly p
me.
. The two most contemplate cur
on earth is a drueging doctor and
: drugged patient.
3 A Doctors capacity can always
known by his prescriptions. ]