The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1890-12-03
sUNFLoWER SIMMER.

The last legislature never expected to be
indicated
Kansas did not occur in the presidents
message, nor Alliance"
The name "Topolobampo" is said not to
be as bad as the experience
Summer in Kansas begins about March
the first and last until Christmas
Ingalls, and Dan Voorhees, do not speak,
and they pass by'' as little as possible.
Atchison still has hopes of being a
larger town than Kansas City. some day.
The Republican managers ought to try
to excluding the Mckinley bill from the
mails.
The Kansas farmer who held on to his
corn has no occasion TO hold on to the AL
lance now.
The salutation among the Alliance is
getting to be: Good morning; have you
been mentioned for the senator:
A Washington dispatch says Senator
ingalls, blames the election generally on
Speaker Reeds tyrannical rules.
If a National Alliance is organized and
should carry the country in '92, Willis
will probably go to the court of st. James.
! Nothing but the most complicated state
of affairs could make Kansas take so
much interest in the election of Georgia
senator
! The people of that senatorial district
are scolding at Governor Humphrey to call
a special election for Senator Sweariger's
successor.
The way mortgages are being off in
rr-ar- ha nnInInn
farmers are getting their hands free to
grab an Office
A truthful Democrat said yesterday
that Grover Cleveland was a man of more
weight than Senator Ingalls,, but the sena-
tor stand5 higher.
If Senator Plumb should be made presi-
dent in 1872, most of the Kansans will drop
into the white house on their way home
from the worlds fair in 1913.
John Davis is the first socialist ever
elected to congress. The honor of some
distinctions Kansas lays claim TO Is some
times very dim, still it is distinction.
Corn will probably be 65 cents a bushel
by spring. Some of the fellows who want
money at per cent per annum had
chance to have made 500 per cent here.
1t will hardly be advisable for Ben
Clover to arise in congress and say my
wife is just as ragged, just as greasy and
as dirty as any of you gentlemen's wives"
The Alliance countenances ambiguity.
Since the election there will now be two
Bakers in Kansas politics-Clif and the
congressman; two Simpsons-Ben and
Jerry.
The Emporia Republican thinks the de-
feat of Harrison Kelley justifies his friends
in becoming mugwumps. There is no
body the Republican loves so much and |
SO foolishly as Kelley.
The Peoples party was very much i'm |
pressed with the Chicago Tribune's blank |
verse on ingalls," Most of the members |
were greatly pleased to discover an inabil- |
ity to rhyme in so great newspaper.
Farmer Funston believes that con-
gresham with governor" before his name |
is Of infinitely more worth than plain |
Mister" Congressman. Mr.. Funston, it /
seems, has been given plentitude of rope. |
The president has appointed NJ ID.
Henry, of Kansas, alternate commissioner
of the worlds fair, vice j. F. Thompson,
Thompson wanted to be COM
missioner, and would not accept the figure
head place.
VIII Rice says that Eugene Ware is the
heaviest load the Republican party of
Bourbon county has ever had to carry.
This in direct line with the Monitors sup
port of Ware for the congressional nomi-
nation against Funston.
Jerry Simpson paid his full fare to the
Florida convention and back. As his
route lay mainly over southern roads and
Mr.. Simpsons election is charged to
southern Democracy, the natural conclu-
sion can be drawn that the southern rail
roads are run by Republicans.
There is no such thing as extemporane-
BUS speaking or writing" said Senator
ingalls, lately. Every good speech is
thought out with care; every good written
article is revised and changed over and
over again. There never was great ex-
speech; there never was
great extemporaneous poem" What '
about the SENATOR New York World inter-
view?