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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17
Girls and Goats.

j. w. Hogan Is authority for Il e
story Thai tour Young and unsophisii-
Gated Indies of B die were camping In
the vicinity of the Hogan station re-
Gently. Taey were we'll supplied with
solid grub. but they had no milk. How
ever. Il tl"ck at goats was paslurrd near
camp aud the girls decided that they
would have milk. They picked out
the goat with the longest horns, because
it WAS tbe easiest To hold. But the
goat wonldnt milk-it wasn't built
that wayt
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17

=" For Summer complaint" says |; n
l. Bear, u prominent druggist Of LOS
Angeles, Cal Il know OF no remedy
81 sure mud safe 10 usr as Chamber
lain's Coiic, Cbo'era and Diarrhnea
Remedy" Mr. Bear is nol alone in
entertaining hal opinion, NJ, wherever
known. the rem,dy is praised b, all
who Use il. For sale by X. Nj. King
and Knapp & Laws Co.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17
Put on the Brakea

Ii you IND YOU are gong down hill IN
point of health. Falling reneih, I'M
paired digestion and ass,milalion are
the marks OF decline. Check these
and other indications, of prem .tur. de.
cay with the grand vi'alizrr and re-
s'raining tonic, Hostrtler's stomach
Buffers. Beginning ut the fountain
head, the stomach, the Btlers remedies
lis ineillricncy, cOrrrcts its errors, and
sets ii vigorously Al work. The diges
tive organ is thu, enabled to thorough.
y separate from the food lis nuirliivv
principles, which the blood assimilai-
ing, Is enriched. Thus Is the system
nourished, and being nourlshed
STRENGTHENED and abnormal waste of
It's tissues stayed. Appetite, The power
to rest we'll, n regular habit are al>o
re-e>ahlisbed, and the various f,luc-
lions move once more in their natural
and heal'hiul grove. The Blters,
moreover. Is "a specific for and pr, ven
i've of malaria, complains, rhcum l.
lism, bilIiou>nesS uni KIDNEY troubles.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17
Fire In CantIeIaria.

A fire broke on in he store of Given
& ingalls, in Candclaria last Sunday
night. and destroyed goods AMI
damaged HE building to the extent II
$1,000
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17

Handy for travellers is Simmons
Liver Regulator IN powder Ii can be-
carried IN the pocket.
The health, people you mctt have
healthy liv-rs lucy lake Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17

My wife cured of malaria by Sim
mons Liver Regulator. j. N. Thnmp.
son, Pastor ii. c. Church, Leigh, Neb.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17
Sympathy for the q eacher.

A good story is told of the r sam
Jones. Once m crowded assembly
nfier lis sermon. be- said:
. want evrrvbedy 10 stand up who
wants togo to Heaven" Almost every.
body stood up and then he SAID. Now
il there is anyone who wants To 10 ~
he'll, stand up" For moment no one
stood up, then an individual in Il hack
seat arose and snid. :" don't exactly
want Ia go 10 hell. bur am willing t."
s'anh ny rather than lex the preache .
stand alone
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17

To feel hr ghI aud cheerful attend 10
your stomach. Take Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17

Dp not weaken yourself by drastic
pur.niives. Take Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17

hNpuoiSs1 NOhhtl N"Afculltu ueAt
Tuesday.
Jake Stock Of Belleyille was in town
Hast Monday.
Mrs. Andy Wilson is quite sick with
mountain fever.
Buck" z .brskie is visiting his son
Chris. Vt Caudeiaria.
John Z Adams of Genoa is clerk ing
in the store of J. Levy.
Tom Fitch will settle for good IN
Seattle. Poor old Tom.
Senator Jones dies not expect TO be
IN Nevada befme October.
John Burton and Frank Carrol of
Mason Valley are in town.
Eight bars of Mt. Diahlo bullion
were shipped below yesterday.
Five tons of May Luudy concentrates
were shipped 10 Carson last Saturday.
The State Convention of the Pro.
hibltian party will he held at Reno,
October 18Th.
Mrs. B. F. Curler returned on Thurs.
day from i've weeks visit to TRENDS
in California.
Mrs. j. Langevin of Empire City Is
in town. She is visiting her daughter,
Mrs. L. Gohey.
Mrs. Barlow and famHy departed ON
Sunday last for Bellcvillc wnere they
will IN future reside.
Arthur Barlow killed an eaple last
week at Walker Lake which measured
nearly SIX feet from tip to Zip.
The State Far at Sacramento claims
to be the finest yet seen in the pavilion
displays and on the stock ground.
Tom Burton. the Mason Valley foot
racer, and Miss Tootsy Parker were
married at Greenfield last Tuesday.
The Pacific Bnrax, Salt and Soda
Company has declared monthly tlIvi.
,dend, of 81 per share, payable Sep
teml-r 10Th.
Efforts are being made by citizens of
Ga.ena, Ill to secure the removal Of
General Grants remains to that place
his home in early lie.
Billy Htlliean has been appointed
agent for Hogsn's stages in Hawthorne
The office Of this Stage Company will
be at the Nucleus Hotel hereafter.
candidate looking for votes where
lie knows there are none for him, is
like bliud man fumbling for lost
jsckass in an impenetrsble swamp.
Sheriff Stewart went ont toward
Sweeiwater last Thursday on " Ash
ing" trip. He took u large supply Of
bait along. He carried iliu demi.
JOAN.
Matt Brannan, of Carson, wants to
1gbi Keonsh, the Cnms'ock champion,
for $500 pr $1,000 a side providing the
is,ier comes down to Mats weight,
165 pounds
Col. Sutherland, Col. Lake. Capt
Hulse, Mr. Fitzgerald. Trenraor Coffin,
Controller Hall ok and ]. A Yerlng-
ton went to Carson in a special Car
yesterday.
The County Commissioners are now
in session rs Board of Equalization.
Taxpayers who have complains to
mike must present them before Mon
day. October 9 h.
Peter Scannell was last week arrested
in Cnndelaria on a charge Of selling
whisky to Indians. He now Ian
cuisines in the County Jail awaiting
the action OF the Grand Jury.
Richard Andrew. was convicted in
Candelaria last week of petty larceny
and sentenced by Justice Philips 10
three mouths in he County Jail. Con
stable Conrchaine brought him down
10 the Baslile last Thursday.
Jas. A Yefipgton was kicked by a
horse 1T Bishop last week while attend
ing the Fair. He WINS struck IN the
hip and back. Fortunately he was too
near the animal Ia receive much IN
jury. He will be o X in a few DAYS
George White fell from hnndcar
near Wabuska last Thursday. lie fell
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17
HALE BROS W GO
Ready to NJ al.

OUR FALL AND WINTER CAT
ALOGUE is now ready for distribution
and will be mailed FREE of charge up
on application. 1t large book---over
l2O pages land is profusely illustrated,
faithfully picturing thousands of articles
iof merchandise in our great establish
ment. 1t is the ideal shopping guide,
and by perus Of its pages, the reader
has as great a command over our prices
and assortments is though personally
at our count rs. It is mirror OF fash
ion, all the latest styles in various lines
Of merchandise being shown by illustra-
ton as we'll as by description. send for
it, and secure the benefits of the lovcssn
prices on tina Pacific Coast.
crdlrs by Mail Receive Trcmpt Attention.
Puritan Cali D=o@1 Boots.
llaes Pdfinl
fable boots the market Pariaa f
acowlie These bouts Eli satisfaction demand
constantly
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17
ESTRaY NOTICE.
ESTRAy NOTICE.

A STRAY BULL RECENTLY c tME TO
~ my ranch on Fast Wa ker Xiv r. He
j. five q Fix year, old, d ep led color. and
surrounded h. heart.
The owner can have the animal by paying
costs.
Address
a. CHARLEBOIS.
East Walker River. Esmeralda coanty.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1890-09-17

4 MEXICAN EIciIAAGE HOTEL. slo-
~ 3.5 Sansomc 81. San Francisco, j. III,
hest family and business IN MS hotel in the
United states for Tie money. Ruald ami
Noum per da ST., Sl.25 aud S,.5u. Free coz. II
to aud from hotel
CHARLES u WuLlAX MONTGOMERY.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05
PEOPLE WE READ OE.

The Prince of Wales is in much better
health than be was some months ago.
HERR kRUPP, Of Essen, Germany, is
taxed on yearly income of 81 ,395. 600.
King HUMBERr. of Italy, has given
$500, $50 TO eject a monument to Maz.
Zini.
ANDREW LASG has succeeded Matthew
Arnold as the sutocratic critic of En-
gilsh literature.
Dr.. MCGLYSS intends soon to go to
poverty doctrine.
TESNYsoS recently wrote to London
friend that he would never again write
poem Tor publication.
CHAUNCEY DEPEw's breakfast is always
the same-two boiled eggs, buttered
toast and glass of milk.
SENIOR EMILIO CASTELAR,, the Spanish
orator, will soon make an extended
oriental journey to gather material Tor
a Lie of Jesus"
"Nana," first issued in newspaper in
1876. 1t has been translated into every
European language.
EX-MINIsTER TO FRANCE McLANE has
been in public life nearly half century.
He fought in the Florida war, and was
a member Of Congress IN 1917
REV. JonS 2. NEWMAN. who pro-
nounced the funeral Grafton on Gen.
Grant, and is now Methodist bishop
at Omaha, is visiting in New York.
THE young King Of Portugal IS grow
ing exceedingly corpuIent and sp!enetic
He displays neither mental nor physi-
cal energy, unless to shoot III the pre-
serves at his country seat
EN-kISG Milan, of Servia, has leased
for a term of two years the house tor
merly occupied by Prince Leopold, of
Saxt-Coburg, i'll the Rue Pergolese, at
Paris. The annual rent is $500.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05
Illustrating the HerOism and Self-Sacri-
flee Of MOman.

There was crowded temperance lee
ture at 1ulare the other night, and the
audience was Very much affected by
the speakers pathetic account of how Il
faithful young wife had borne the abuse
and lll-treatment of a drunken brute
for years and had finally reclaimed him
by putting stuffed snakes under his
pillow.
As the audience was wiping its eyes
a sadfaced man IN an emigrant car
buster arose III the corner of the hall
and said in a melancholy tone:
The incident elated by the talented
speaker is certainly very interesting,
but a case came recently nnder my
notice that illustrates in even greater
degree the heroism and self-sacritice on
the part OF Woman-noble woman.
Will the gentleman oblge MS by re-
lating his experience" urged the lee
turer
We'll, | am not accustomed to pub
lie speaking" hesitated the stranger.
Go on. go on, go on" shouted the
sympathetic teetotalers.
The episode to which | refer" said
the man with an nncalledfor garment,
relates to the heroic act of Mrs Mary
Matilda Diffenderfer, of Windy Gulch
Wyoming. Learning that lonely
widow woman living about fifteen miles
ont in the forest was stricken down by
the fell hand of disease. she resolved
though the snow was eighteen feet
deep on the ground and fearful storm
ragged at the time, to take the Ioor
creature in her hour Of need the only
succor that could assuage her suffer
ing"
Heaven bless her" shouted several
persons.
Strong men-miners, hunters in
ured to hardship, shrank from ac-
complaining her: no one volunteered.
1t was almost certain death to brave
the trackless forests on that bitter
night, but the noble woman never fall
tered. There was q precious human
life hanging in the balance and she
would go alone"
What man would have done SO :"
cried one of the female vice presidents.
For two days and nights that devot-
ed woman toiled through the binding
tempest. With both feet and one hand
frozen she tottered through the gigan-
tic snowdrifts until at length she man
aged to crawl TO the cabin of the lonely
invalid. She had barely strength left,
as she fell exhausted on the floor, to
hand to the sufferer the priceless boon
she had bought"
What was it? shouted the en-
tire audience as the emotion choked
speaker paused to dash away tear.
1t was, my friends" said the sad
faced man, reaching under his seat for
a valise, 1t was box of Stages Orien
tai Liver-Lifting Capsules (and he scat
tered handful of circnlars), which |
would now like to furnish YOU all with
ut the low price of twenty-five cents a
box. None genuine without the makers
name on the box. A boon to the
atfilc-
As his remains were not called for in
three days he was buried at the eN
pense Of the corporation.-SaR Fran
cisco CaN.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05

Is the test OF torlituie among the Indian tribes.
But we defy any Cherokee, Sioux or tomanehc
10 endure the tNii%es III rheumatism Without
winding These. indeed. are slight at first, but
grow in intensity until they become unt earable.
No mal1dy i mere obstinate in its maturity
than that " hich gives rise to them. The more
need, ,Een, of attacking il at the outset. Fore
most among remedies for 1t Is Hostetters stom-
ach Bitter safer aud Infinitely more effective
than CoIckirum, yeratrum and NIX y"mica, I'll
remedies which might prove destructive OF lie
IN = >IigIdlv excessive dose. Mineral dePurents,
Also - hen nor positively ntisChievuuS are far
intetiaF remedial power 10 this salutarS To-
tanir medicine. Il entirely eSpelS from the
blood the it,rid impurities which originate the
disease and tl4Tichc> A. we'll cleans Il.
CONSTIPATION. liver complaint, dyspepsia and
other ailments also gives way 10 it,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05
Newspaper Jokes.

John NJ. Walsh, of the Continental
Line, at Fourth and Vine Streets, was
recalling, last night, his experiences as
"deviP' on the Leader, of ChillIcothe,
q. lone morning, when | had Just
started on the paper, the foreman came
TO me with the postotiice box keys, and
said to get the mail, look over the ex-
changes and clip matter for to-day s
issue. TO put my stuff on the sheet OF
MANILA, leaving room to credit the ar
tlcle, or for any changes that were to be
made.
81 got the mail and going into the
editors sanctum took his G air and
went to work. There was the san
Francisco Chronicle, that contained a
number of articles that looked as if
they would be of interest to me, so
whacked them out, deep in what |
thought was good work for the Leader.
when IL walked Mr.. Tvior. He looked
at me in surprise, and asked what | was
doing there. ! told him. and he said
that was his work, and what he was
there for, and for me to go up to my
case, that the boys had worked job
on me. | telt quite meek, and tried to
keep awake to any prank that might be
attempted. Once more they worked
me. Go over to the Herald office and
get the tyre-grinder, said the foreman
this type must all be ground up before
melting for new type
Il went to tue Herald office for the
type grinder. They said to go out to
the composing room and get it. They
told me there that the sun folks had
borrowed il the day before, ard | would
find it there. AT the Sun thew seemed
to know nothing about it. I told them
positively that knew they bad it, for
had just come from the Herald and they
said it was here. Soon they came
around and remembered that the boys
from the German paper had it. | went
over there, and, after trying to under
stand the German hookkeeper for some
time, was sent to the composing room,
where | learned that the Chronicle had
our type grinder. When / got to the
Chronicle was tired of running
around, and when told that it was not
there | said ] would look no further
for it. Then they said they would not,
either, for there was no such thing. |
was SO mad, then, that | did not go back
to the Leader till noon, but | was fully
Unfit ata3 -
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05
Too Thin,

4 fat woman, with a very red face,
got on a crowded Broadway car yester-
dav She was so exceedingly fat that
il Was great effort for her to stand at
all. and Young man, as thin as she
was stout, squeezed up out Of his seat,
and lifting his hat gracefully invited
her to sit down.
The fat lady looked him over with n
contemptous CLINT in her eyes. and then,
in a loud and angry tone, said:
Young man, suppose you thought
You was awful cunnin to ask a woman
fat a. | am to sit in the six-inc Ii
space that YOU have been occupyin'
I'm fat. but I'm not foolish. and if Won
thought Won would mortifv me before
I'll these peonle, why Yer barkin' mp
the wrong saplia III let you know
who's u he mortified
fhe tlin man flushed crimson and
muttered that he meant no harm.
didn't notice, etc.
oh Won didn't notice. didn't yon ?
Well. titis.ll teach YOU to notice next
time aud not insult respectable ladies
il such a way I'm fat and I'm no.
ashamed OF it, but if | was thin and
scrawuy as Won are / would go pad
myself from 4 TO lizard"
The Young man tried again to say his
Intentions were the best. but she eat
him off
Shut up. you wasp-waisted cadayer
or III pull You in two. Come back
here and sit down again in this crack
Won long drawn-out link between a hard
winter and hereafter 49,"
She reached for him. but the Young
man had wisely left the ear at the last
crossing -Ner York IForR.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05
He Got His License.

Then Cchltree. apropos OF some legal
reference, told US how Senator Reagan.
of Texas, passed his examination in law
and was admitted to the bar. 1t was
about forty years ago, and at that time
Reagan was blacksmith in small VII
lage in Anderson County, Tex. Ex-
Gov. Roberts, better known as 1.-The old
Alcalde," was then holding court in the
neighborhood. Reagan applied for a
license to practice law in the Texas
courts. Judge Roberts himself had
worked at the forge in his younger days,
and when Reagan appeared before nm
seeking a license, the following was all
the examination that was held
Young man." said Roberts, Wv hat
have you read in the nature of law
books?' and Reagan replied, well,
Judge, ! have not read any yet. You
see | am busy blacksmith and have
not had time to read much, but my
friends all say that | should be law
yer. and they told me that all | would
have to do was to cone before you and
ask you for license. If get 1t | could
study the law business afterwards
This answer rather staggered the
court, but the examination was con-
tinued. you say" said Roberts, "that
you are blacksmith. Now presume
you know which foot of horse you
shonld shoe first ?"
"Ihe nigh fore FOOT
"And which nail do you drive first ?"
s'The fourth or central nail"
VERY good. Now, if you should be
granted license, and should secure a
client, what would be the first thing you
would do ,"
First? Why, The first thing would
do would be to get my fee and them"
THAT will do, Young man. If you
know enough to shoe horse correctly
and to secure your fee before You take
the case, You'll succeed. Mr. Clerk, is
sue license to Mr.. Reagan"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05
He Sent for that Poor Young Man.

From the cincinnati TimeS-S star.
1t WAS mllnl.nt on the cable road
Only two passengers sat in the car, q
Young man and an elderly one. Sud
denly there was a crash: 3 collision had
occurred. The Young man was unhurt,
and be Immediately went 10 the ASST ST
ance of the old gentleman, who was
taken away. The yourg man was sur
prised, g few days after, TO read a per
sonal in daily paper somewhat as for
lows: eff the young man who was in a
cable-car collision with old gent will call
at - Street he will confer a favor"
The address was an aristocratlc one and
visions OF reward for his services fitted
through the young mans mind. He
put on his best suit of clothes, walked
eleven squares, and although somewhat
fatigued put on smile when he rang
the bell. The identical old gentleman
came to the door. An, you are the
young man who was in the car with
me when the accident happened" he
remarked. ~ es sir, was fortunate
enough 10 be, replied the young man
with bland smile and EN- phasis on the
word fortunate. well, you didn't see
anything Of pair of specsacles, did
you ?' came the query, and the young
man was just able to gasp ont mo" b.
fore the door shut in his face
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05
What the Nice-Pre>ident Took

Seated in the senate luncheon room
with Senator German. Vice President
Morton was discussing his proposed trip
10 Florida, saws the Washington Post.
All around the gentlemen named were
hungry statesmen, some of them dining
on terrapin, washed down with cham
payne, while others took in more sub
stantial food. Some curiosity was man
Tested to see what the vice-president
would take for his luncheon, and some
Of the eplcures present were visibly
proved to be q cold, picked pigs foot,
and for beverage the president Of the
senate took bottle of beer. This sim
pie repast seemed 10 please him, and.
despite tie fact that while lie was en-
joying il, be was engaged in CONVEX
sation regarding the famous Ponce de
Leon Hotel, at It. Augustine. Ia.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05
Il have particular reasons for the ques-

| 4 have particular reasons for the ques-
| ton"
I am not bound to answer your ques-
/ ton. May ask your name?"
| "Dowker-detectiye."
| The woman started at this and looked
little curiously at him.
What do you want to know"
Are any Of the servants of this house
mssing?"
No"
Dear me. Have any been lately dis
missed?"
No; dc you allude to any particular
servant.
Yes; Lydia Fenny."
The woman started again.
"What about herr"
She is dead. II you had read the pa
pers you would have noticed the Jermyn
street tragedy. She is the victim.
There is some mistake, said the wom-
an, quietly.
4 don't think SO, said Dowker, coolly
taking out the hat from the newspaper.
DO you know this"
At the sight of the hat the woman be-
came violently agitated.
Yes; where did you get this:'
1T was on the head of the woman who
was murdered
4lo OlueI gave a ely oAo sto65e1cu
back.
"Oh, my God" she said, under her
breath, what does it all mean?"
Mean? 1t means that Lydia Fenny is
dead"
NO" she cried. vehementiy, mot
dead"
How do you know
Because | am Lydia Fenny!'
Dowker stared at her ashast.
Yes, she went on, rapidly, the hat is
mine; how did you find out l was the
owner
Il went to Nine. Rene and she told me
you bought it from her; but who was the
dead woman?"
Lydia Fenny az lin gave a cry
I'm afraid to say-Im afraid to say;
how was she dressed?"
In sealskin jacket, a silk dress and
that hat
Lydia wrung her hands in despair
1T must be true. she moaned; 1T is
the dress she wore.
Who wore?" asked Dowker, in an ex-
cited tone.
Ny mistress-Miss Sarschine."
fro BE Continued
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1890-04-05
WHY Few Americans Become Sea
men
. Drilled pbia Press

From the Philadelphia Press
II our naval officers cannot devise 4
plan by which seamen can rise, they will
have 10 do without American seamen.
We have to-day the most exclusive corps
of officers in our navy atloat under any
flag in the world. The English had, a
wear ago, an admiral who had risen from
the forecastle. A commander is usua' y
quoted as the highest rank which has
ever been reached in our navy by Il
man who had begun life as seaman.
Most naval officers honestly believe
that by no possible plan can discipline
be maintained and seamen allowed TO
rise. This belief was once held of all
walks OF life. 1t has been exploded.
The superstition survives under our
flag only, on the quarter deck OF our
navy. If it is true that seamen cannot
be allowed to rise, our navy will have
to get along with only half its force or
less made up of American citizens. No
paw will tempt Americans while pro
gress is barred