Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1890-07-25
Ito be continued.
GOT MS EYE TEETH CUT.


Carl Dunder Comes Across One of His
OId-time Experiences and Gets Left
Usual.
"Well well, well!' exclaimed Sergeant
Bendall yesterday, as a corpulent form
darkened the doorway OF the Woodbridge
Street Station, and he looked up to see
Carl Dunder walk III.
1T vhas me, sergeant.
Yes, see. Where on earth have you
been for the last three months?'
Sergeant, you know me for a long
time
Yes"
u vhas some hayseeds.
You were.
81 vhas 50 childlike dot eaferybody
shwindles me-"
That's true
"Nothings und nobody vhas twice alike
III dis country"
No"
"You advise me to soak my head, sand
paper my neck, shump in der rifer or hang
myself.
Yes. | did
''VheIl, | like to oblige you, because you
vhas my freLdt, but goes to PutfalO in
stead My bruder vhas in Puffalo! All!
SCI StttiiN NtOt L III CtlO Villas > SiCtb plslIC
2 great place goes 10y my bruder und
take some lessons. Dat vhas der place to
get some eye-teeth cut out. Sergeant look
at met
I'm looking. You look like different
man from what you did You've got a
foxy look about the eyes, and nobody would
take you for a greenhorn now"
Sergeant, vahs more ash one fox-I
vahs four foxes. If ANYBODY can beat me
now like to see nim try it on. | doan
take tin thousand dollar for what learned
in Putfalo."
We'll, I'm glad of it. What ais your
fnger?'
'She vahs broze-ha! ha! hal
"A joke then?
Der biggest kind of sholle While |
vhas in Cleveland der odder day a stranger
comes oop to me und says vhil buy some
photographs of Garield's tomb hit him
so queek ash lightning, ind dot finger vhas
broken"
What did you hit him for?"
Because he takes me for some hay
seed Nobody has tomb until he vhas
dead g."
But Garfield is dead y
Not mooch. Doan' | see aboudt him
in der papers all der time? Doan' it say
dot he shall vetoe dot silver bill?"
That's Harrison! You have got the
two mixed upI'
You doan' say mel Vhas dot possible.
Nhas 1t Ben Harrison who vhas President,
instead of Ben Garfe'd?'
"Of course"
Great scots! Und dot teller vhas all
right, und almost killed him! If Gar
field vhaS dead doan' remember it.
Vhell! Well make oop for it how
ever
"How?"
ION der train meet a man who vhas
hard oOp. He take me for a sucker He
beliefs he can schwindle me like seexty.
He has a watch and wants to sell him und
get money to go by his mudders dying
bedside. He ask me feefty dollar"
And you paid it"
Not mooch! Dot isn't der Pufalo
vhay. l offer him twenty, und he shed
some tears und say ne shall haf to do it. "
Got it with you?'
Yes. Here she vhas"
Got tired, see and stopped. Wheels
loose, too. Silve, plate on nickel case.
Worth 81 a bushel when the market
isn't glutted. Mr.. Durder, it was a
Swnde.
"Noa!'
He took you in and made a fool of you.
What 5 in that PACKAGE
Some agency for Michigan. | buy him
in Puffalo.
"Fly-sareen, Ell? Where does the agency
come in? - Isn't it like any other fly
screen ,"
She was reversible, you see. buy der
whole State agency for S25.'
Reversible? How?"
"Voy, if you hat dis side out der flies
cant come in. If you hat dis side out der
bugs und mosquitoes can't come in.
O"And he made you believe that?"
Belief that! Can't l see NIT two
eyeS?"
Yes. but look at that screen in the
window. Doesn't one side keep every
thing out? You have been victimized all
around"
Sergeant" said Mr.. Dunder. as he rose
up, was | wictim?'
Yes"
"Doan' know more ash hay stack?"
Not much.
Was shust as green ash befor goes
to Pufalo?"
"Green,r."
Dot vhas all. Goodbye, When my
body vhas pulled ont of dot rifer shust
speak NIT dim reporters und say dot
couldn't help it. vhaS good man, but
so child-like dot dis cold und weeked world
vhaS no place for mel