The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-10-31
BRIGHT BITS.

LOVED her. by gum,
And thought she loved me;
So offered her some,
For loved her. by gum,
But she didn't yum.
Ever use 1t. you see.
Though love her. by gum,
don't think she loves me.
pharmaceutical Era.
THE world owes every man a living, but it is
a7debt that he has to hustle to collect.-Bost to-
Traveller.
REMEMBER, boys, that even a harbor light
can't be going out nights without making q
signal failure in the end .--ElfnirG Gazette
L1rEwAvTE-It's very disagreeable. don't you
know, to assocla, 9 with ones Interiors.
Bronson How in the world did you find t lat
OLD JAsRocK-Q uare thing that gas is, for
sure Fust, I blowed it aout. and when
struck a match to fad what the smell wuz
dashed of it didn't blow me aout!-Beford's
MdgdzlBe.
HE-Will you be mine?
She-ASk papa
He-Coifound i'll l don't want to marry
papa! What have you got to say?-BOSton
Traveller
Mr.. YoUNaMAN after long thought)-Is there
any way to find out what a woman thinks of
you without proposing?
Mr.. Benedict (absently)-Yes; make her mad
Good News.
",
phlegmatic girllike her being named Stella
Mr.. Parham--'Stella means star. Perhaps
they called her that, not because they thought
her bright, but because she was beautiful in the
dark.-Hdrper'S Weekly.
FIRST BAND LEApER-Pm going to give
series of sacred concerts on Sundays
Second B What will be the special sacred
feature of them?
First B. Lob, I'll omit the usual intermis-
sion for beer. IVES! Shore.
A BooTBLAcK, smoking the end of a cigar h }
has just picked up, Is accosted by conrad
with, Jim, what kind of cigar is that?"
Robinson CruSoe."
why dyer call it that?"
Cause it s a cast a-way."-Spdre Moments
AN AMERICAN editor has been shown a lock of
Napoleon Bonaparte's hair The editor says
that if he had not been told that it was from
Napoleon's head he would not have recognized
it, as it bore striking resemblance to the capli-
larry growth on the head of William Ferguson
OF this town.-Norristo1Cn Herald.
"WuAT business are you now in Yabsley?"
I'm in the stationery, fancy and notion
trade"
Yes. Whenever get anotion to 60 to work
! fancy it won't pay; SO l remain stationary.
CompreneZ- vouS?"-A Rericdn StdtiOner.
Best MAN TO Chicago groom)-Is everything
ready?
Groom-I think so.
Got the ring?"
Yes
IAN right have the license and the appli.
cation for divorce. Let the ceremony proceed.
-NelU York Sun.
How OFTEN have told you that you must
have the pictures straight, and just see how
crooked that one hangs?"
Il don't know why it is ma'am; l straight
ened it this morning, and now the left side is
lower than the other. think. maam 1t must
be because all the trees in the picture are at
that end, ma'am. - ltegende BIatter.
wELI.-KNowN actor had a horror of street
music. Or one occasion the watts" played
before his house at midnight, and waited on
him the next mornin5 They we're ushered
into his room.
well" said the actor. what do you wantf"
"We played before your house last night"
said tine musclaGs.
'Iheard you" was the reply.
1--WE have come for our little gratuity," said
the melodious invaders.
''Why, bless you," said the sufferer. IT
thought you came to apologiZe"-Spo,e No
rleutS.