The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1890-12-05
BRIGHT BITS,

AMERICA now takes The lead as an iron PRO
dueing country. Tni->f with CANA. We could
DO the washing and ironing OF the world. - Teas
'afhaas.
HE NE% MASONIC BUILDING in Chicago is to be
twenty stores ia blight Il looks as il the hoaor
OF breaking the musical record OF high GU
would fall 70 soEne Chicago cat.-BOston TraU-
eliet,
PROHIBITION Is not progressing in Nebraska
Returns from sixty counties give s. rs votes fCI.
and more than 100000 against II. / q the cy-
cIoDic and zeroic periods the Nebraskan wants
his bitters .iFog Press
A WOMAN and her daughter keeping board
ing house ia Louisville, Ky, have married Two
OF Their boarders Now, wasn't that an ingea
ious scheme for these two vounz men TO settle
up board bill long o7erdue.- { ftca Heydld.
4 POLITICIAN attended dinner party at which
there was hllet Of beef with mushrooms de
attacked the beet Vigorously aud pretty soon
whispered 10 his neighbor, DO you eat the
ciothessin heads to0f''-Yoath's Companion
SoNg Englishmau is trying to convince the
peopis that toere IS no sucn thug ~ ''excep-
tional weathei He should b. Indignantly
stamped out OF existence by an outraged pub
hc, VINO can { get Gl9ng without tie expression.
Laurence A6scr.cC!a.
How Interesting windmills are" exclaimed
Mrs, Tomdik as sae inspected painting OF q
Windmill, GEORGE
20, yes, replied Tomdik: I've often seen
two lawyers argue case-'-Chlcag0 Inter
Ocean.
FERevsoN-You bull pup seems very eager
70 get away.
Webb-Yes; he reminds 1ne OF the weather at
ElsInore
EerEuson-Whas do you mean by that
"eoo-He has q "a nipping AMI an eager
, air "--kTcbGHge.
He ARREST OF young man up town on sus.
picl0n OF being q sneak thief because ne was
IuliEl CHM a feDsa u his bzlpyad
geStS what might haVs happened TO Romeo If
old Capuiet had found the young Montague
enuoing the oacony OF the Capulst manson
Phl'ddelIhiG Pres
DoRrs ito exchange editor of the Nationa,
! Hd9dEtHe }-BlRgs, Why don't you use a blue
pencil instead Of red one In marking your ex-
! changes?
Biggs-well, to tell the truth, had a blue
pencil originally. but some Of these fellows
around here natiooaliZedi t.-B0StOn Post.
ARE you going TO the opera next week.
asked department CLERK or friend.
Yes"
WHAT opera viii you heare"
| I'm best il know whether IFS tue HuIje-
| nots, or the hewGenotes. or the Hujjinoze or
/ what II Is BAT ia be there - WASHINGTON
| Post.
| IoUxG WIFE saying an afectionste gotta by
TO her husoan1'-Now, darling, you can't enjoy
moment while YOU are gone, can you. dear
! George toff for few days yachting)-Well,
m dear. cau't tell a lie
! Young Wiie-O, darling, please do arpey's
] Bd.aT.
CITY DANE In the country)-Boy, can't YOU
| get me some car tails;
Country BOy-Ees Long onesy
CITY Da1ne-O, long or short, whichever are
| the prettier
| Boy-Weil- mum, guess I'd better Just bring
you II cats an let you cut the tails OF TO sui
| y'rself.-Good NenS
Farmers Boi-Pop, the corn husks in thl.
! field are very thics
| Old Farmer That means we're goin' TO have
| hard winter
Bcy-But the corn husks in that other fed
I are very thiu
farmer-Rura, got that seed from tn 'agrfcul
/ tural bureau a, Washin ton. an | shouldn1
| wonder II II was darn fooi enough 70 90 py
! Greeis.--Nsv York Weekly