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The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12

which it's own citizens flee every summer
to escape hot nights and the vigorous
assaults of malaria and it's kindred ills be
said to ''be equal to or superior to any
other? We trow not. The allegation is
not proven and falls to the ground"
Bronze Jack indeed! OF course we pre-
sumo that our contemporary wishes to
! be just and honest, and if we are correct
in our conclusion he will never again re-
fer to yellow fever in Florida as pesti-
lence that walks in the darkness. The
yellow fever epidemic of Florida was a
very much magnifed affair, and it is
fact of record that during the prevalence
of the epidemic in the State the health of
our people compared favorably with the
health of those in other section of the
country.
In Key West, the starting point of the
the epidemic, when "Bronze jack was
in the heyday of his glory the percentage
place in the United States. The yellow
fever, Friend Citrograph, or at least the
so-called yellow fever of Florida, is some
thing feared most at long range-by
those, like yourself, who are remote from
the fountain head of information and
know least about it.
AS to your other statements you are
are equally wrong and unjust. Our citi-
zens don flee every summer to escape hot
nights and vigorous assaults of malaria
and kindred ills''! If you had said they
flee to escape hot days you would have
come nearer the truth, but even then you
would have missed it. Cool nights are
the one thing we boast of, and no one,
not even our worst enemy, has before de-
MED us this
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12
Premiums Awarded.

The premiums awarded at the Semi
Tropical Exposition for the best display
OF citrus fruits by the Florida Horticul-
tural Society is as follows:
Mr. E. S. Hubbard, Federal Point, best
20 varieties 500; best 10 varieties $50;
best II plates $50. Total $21O.
Rev. Lyman Phelps, of Sanford, best
IL varieties $75; best plates $25; best
TX plates $3.50; best plates of lemons
S.; best 4 plates lemons $1. Total
$147.5O.
Mr.. D. W. Adams, Tangerine, 8 best
plates of oranges $40; best plates of
lemons $15. Total $55.
Mr.. A. H. Crane, Nassau, 4 best plates
500; X best plate $3.50 Total $22.5O
Mr.. E. H. Hart, Federal Point, &c
whole and X plates $135; 2 plates Of
lemons $40. Total $145.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12
Next Weeks Agriculturist.

Next week issue of the AGRICULTURIsT
will be one that no farmer, gardener Or
fruit grower can afford to miss, and will
be worth the subscription price for an
entire year.
The subject OF irrigation will again
be practically discussed, and descrip-
ton of several plants now in opera
ton in different sections of the State will
be given.
1t will contain an excellent article on
profitable Farming in Middle Florida"
giving details ofhow successful farmers do
their work.
The Sugar Industry in Florida will be
fully discussed in several special articles
prepared for the AGRICULTURIsT by ex-
perts in the business.
The first installment of "SouthWick' s
Vegetable Bulletin" will appear.
These papers will discuss the matter Of
the family garden in a practical and com
mon sense manner Besides these there
will be other timely and interesting arti-
cles, including the always carefully edited
and interesting Household, Poultry, and
Floral departments.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12

Mr.. J. F. Little, Ocala, plate of or
anges IS.
Mr.. R. D. Hoyt, Bay View, / plate lem
ons $5.
Mr.. 0. P. Rocks, Fruitland Park, 1
plate lemons S.; ] plate citrons IS. To-
tai $40. 81
Mr.. T. R. Gary. Ocala, best plate of
pineapple oranges s..
The above premiums are paid by the
Semi-Tropical Exposition Company.
They not only paid the above liberal
premiums, but also bore the expense of
the Committee of Arrangements and full
filled every pledge they made to the Hor-
ticultural Society, although financially
the attraction was a failure, as but
small crowd was present to view the
display of fruit
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12
A California Paper Arises to Remark.

One of our most valued exchanges, the
Redland (Cal.) Citrograph, takes issue
with us on an article recently published
in our paper. We did not wish to hold
California up to ridicule because her peo-
pie were enterprising enough to irrigate
their lands and make profitable harvests
possible, indeed, we wish FlOridians would
see it to their interest to do likewise, but
they won't. We simply stated that irri-
cation in California was necessary, and
we believe the Citrograph will admit that
we we're right. In Florida irrigation
would undoubtedly increase the yield, but
it is by no means necessary.
Continuing it's comments and quoting
from us the Citrograph says:
"The first statement is: With a eli
mate equal to, if not superior, to any
other on the globe Is it? We ask the
question in all seriousness. Can a eli
mate be truthfully said to be equal to, if
not superior, to any other on the globe
when the citizens enjoying that climate
fee from it for five months of the sum-
mer because of the pestilence that walks
in the darkness?' Can a climate where
Bronze Jack can gain foothold and
destroy life by the hundreds be said to be
healthful one? Can climate from
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12

The present drought should open the
eyes of our gardeners and fruit growers
to the advantage of providing suitable
methods of irrigation. When irrigation
shall become as common in Florida as it
is in California, the productso of the latter
State will be but q bagatelle as compared
to those of Florida.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12
Cooperation on a. Small Scale.

Our readers have probably heard so
much of cooperation lately that they
are rather inclined to think it thread
bare Notwithstanding this, co-opera-
ton in every walk of life must necessarily
tend to increase the power, usefu lness
and wealth of the people. This is as true
of agriculturists as any other class of
people, perhaps it is even more pregnant
for their good than it is for any others,
for the reason that their products neces-
sarily compete, and one man may un-
knowingly undersell and injure his neigh
Dor for want of proper information and
cooperation.
Still there is another kind of co-opera-
ton that should not be neglected. Our
people should assist each other, help each
other to smooth the road and climb the
hill of success. In Florida where the cul-
tivation of certain crops is so new and
the needs and charac ter of the soil so
comparatively unknown, it is almost i'm
possible for any man to cover the de-
sired ground with his experiments and
Investigations. Time, means, and ply
steal inability to gain all the information
desired, prevents him. For this reason
our people should cooperate in their
search for knowledge.
If half dozen wide awake men who
lived in the same neighborhood should
join forces with the intention of expert
menting on certain and different lines of
work, the result could be nothing but
satisfactory.
One could experiment. with certain fer
tilizers and with a certain mode of cult
walton, another with different varieties of
seeds and plants, ETC., and by reporting
the result of their work and observations
to one another, much time, money and
unnecessary labor could be saved.
Our horticultural societies, farmers
clubs, etc., have principally this object in
view, but much can be accomplished
in the above manner without the expenses
incident to societies and society meet
ings, and be dOneOn a much smaller
scale. Each member of this little ''socie-
ty" will be able to see the result of his
neighbours experiments and profit accord
ingly.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY IL, 1890.
TABLE OF CONTENTS.

FLORIDA HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY
Meeting of Executive Committee; First
Days Proceedings ............................ 81
Wednesday Evening". ...................9S-99
Thursday Evening. 100
SELECTED-An Improved Dibber, Drink for
Fattening 1O1
Sweeps and Scrapes A New Form of Ma
nure. Bee Keeping for Women .............. ..1O2
FLORAL-Editorial Paragraphs; Informa-
ton Wanted; A New Southern Industry;
The Spanish Moss. 103
acknowledgements on Small Scale;
California Paper Arises to Remark Next
Weeks Agrculturist; Important to Silk
Growers; Grumblers, Kickers and Half
Hearted People; Premiums Awarded .........1 04
Semi-Tropical Exposition. 100
Display of Fruits at the Semi-Tropical Elk.
position; Books Received .....................1O 1
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS Su-
gar Industry-Reply to Mr.. Tiley; Super
fuOus Roots. 105
HOUSEHOLD Young Folk 8 Number)-Candy
Pulling in Rhyme; Where Pansy Hid the
Sugar; Letters from the Children - 1O6
POULTRY-Ducks Hens-Eggs Compared
with Meat as Food Poultry Notes; Cay
uga Ducks The Best are the Best 10Y
Y-StOry-"Dunraven Ranch, "........ 108
Personal Journalism Photoramic Ian
tern; Figures on Watch Dials ............. 100
FLORIDIANA.......... ....................111
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12

THE Palmetto vegetable growers who
planted for a winter crop, says the Orlan-
do Reporter, are Gin clover just now.
Tomatoes are bringing from 81 to SIS per
crate; beans So to $3.50, and other vege-
tables proportionately high prices.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12
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The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12
Grumblers, Kickers and Half-Heart-
ed People.

ou FeOp1e.
1T takes all classes and kinds of people
to make up tie worlds population; the
good and the bad, the desirable and the
undesirable are pretty promiscuously
sandwiched throughout the length and
breadth of the universe. This being true
it seems unreasonable and selfish for us
to complain of certain inhabitants of our
State whose absence would be more bene-
fetal, or at least more desirable, than
their presence. OF course we, like other
people, must take our bitter with our
sweet, must tolerate the bad so as to
properly appreciate the good.
While Florida is blessed with an eXcep-
tionally good class of people, a black sheep
has occasionally slipped in and married
the universal harmony, or, has good for
tune placed them here for contrast? So
that the white flock may appear whittier
by reason of the contrast? At all events
they are here, and apparently here to
stay. These people are what are gen aral-
ly known as ''kickers," ''grumblers and
''half-hearted wretches," who are never
satisfied with anything, and can always
find an opportunity to grumble and COM
plain.
They will grumble at the railroads,
(this is favored subject with them) the
weather, the short crops and the low
prices. Nothing, apparently, ever suits
or satisfies them. We do not claim that
everything in Florida is as it should be,
or that many things could not be bet
tered, but we do claim that the grumb-
lingo the"kickers" and half-hearted never
helped matters.
Too often it is thecase that one of these
black sheep (and, as a rule, they may be
found among the new comers) instead of
going to work in an intelligent way to
right matters, or if the matter cannot be
righted. to view it in a philosophical
light and make the best of it, will spend
his time in useless and unbecoming grum-
bling, whining like spoilt child or a
whipped cur.
For instance, if he is engaged in the
vegetable business, and his E'truck" is cut
short by drouth instead of reserving his
energies for renewed Efforts the next year
he will uncork his pent-up feelings and his
ink bottle and indite a most heart-rend-
ing epistle to the Mountain Top Whang-
doodle, telling most doleful stories about
the failures in Florida OF course there
are failures here, no one denies it, IF it
were not SO every square foot of Florida
would be inhabited by people from other
States and countries who are always
looking for and eager to immigrate to a
country where there are no failures
But instead of devoting his time to un-
profitable lamentations what does Mr..
COmmOnsense, a near neighbor of Mr..
Grumbler, do? Does he try to counter
act the effect of the drouth by scattering
ink on blank paper or shedding tears of
regret? No indeed. While Mr.. Grumbler
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12

AN exchange says that the largest yield
from cane in Louisiana is $500 pounds
of sugar per acre, while the ST. Cloud mills
get COLA per acre, or 1, 5I4 pounds more
than the Louisiana product.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12

DON'T neglect your farm, your garden
or your grove in looking for phosphate.
If it is on your land it has been there sew
eralmillion years and it won't spoil byre-
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12

THOSE who wish to make money from
watermelons should not delay in getting
their seed planted. Late melons are
about the most Improbable crop grown.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1890-02-12

naming there little longer. You can pros
pect for phosphate on rainy days, when
your crop is 'laid by or when you have
nothing else to do.
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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1890-07-24
Was COlaMbus q JsW7

Jews figure prominently in the history
Of the discovery Of America. The plans
and calculation for Columbus expedition
were largely the work Of two Hebrew
astronomers and mathematirians. Two
Jews also were employed as interpreters
by Columbus, and one Of them, Luis de
Torres, was the first European to set foot
in the new world. When Columbus
sighted the island of San Salvador he i'm
iGned he was approaching a portion
Of the east Asiatic coast, and he sent
Torres, who was engaged for his
knowledge Of Arabic, ashore 10 make
inquiries Of the natives. It was prob
ably this Torres who was the Madrid
Jew To whom Columbus bequeathed halt
a msrk Of silver in his will. Another
curious fact is that 1t has been seriously
suggested-by Mr.. Del;tzsch, we believe
that Columbus himself was Jew or Of
Jewish birth. The name Christopher
was frequently adopted by converts, while
the surname Colon belongs to a distin-
guished family Of Jewish scholars.
Christopher's father, Diego, Lore orlgi-
nally the Jewish name Jacob, which
sounds surprisingly like Shem Kadosh.
Perhaps during the coming celebrations
some Jewish scholars in Italy will make
inquiry into the validity OF this daring
suggestion.-Jeuih h World.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1890-07-24
THE BONE PAPER.
1 Little Story From Real Life That Carries 4
Moral


when you got married to the brightest
ana best girl IN the country, where did
You look for that notice that meant sc
much to you, and SO little to anybod!
else! 10 your nome paper.
When your home was invaded hy the
blue eyed girl' or the bouncing baby boy
to "hom an you make II your business
to convey early information as To the sex
the time and the welghtr To the editoi
oi that home paper.
In alter years, when some manly young
fellow takes the blue eyed girl to a homt
Of his own, or your once bouncing boy
TOW man-is given partnership In the
store because he has Just brought home
somebody eise's daughter and set up an
establishment OF hrs own, to whom d6
you personally exhibit the wedding pres
enis and load up with the brides cake
and to whom do you look for that com
pl to description oi the interesting event.
when once more means so much to you
and very lew Others and SO little to
anybody else. 10 this same editor oil
that same home paper
And when trouble comes in the home
and YOU add to your possessions that
desolate BIT oi realty, the lot in the GENE
tery, and somehow the sun doesn't seem