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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

blematic trophy extending around the
earth-and IMPLYING the universally
of his discovery to the human race.
The monument will stand sixteen
feet high, and will rest on pedestal OF
rough granite. The proposition for the
erection of this memorial originated in
the Photographers Association Of Amer
ica, and it has received the hearty sup
port of all persons connected with this
branch Of art. Nh. j. Wells Champney
is in charge of the New York COM
,nittee in charge Of the work, and MI.
H. McNichael, of Buffalo, n. Y, Is
president of the Photographers Associa-
ton of America.
To CURE = lean cynic-give him . tat
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21
THREE AMERICAN FABLES.
Their Morals Are Plain Enough to Be
Guessed by the Dullest Intellect.

Their Morals Are Plain Enough to BE
Guessed by the Dullest Intellect.
THE SENATOR AND THE FISH.
A United States Senator of Undoubted
Veracity, who had been Fishing for sew
eral hours without any Luck, finally
hooked sun-bass Weighing about four
Ounces.
kind sir. please spare my Life
pleaded the Fish Il am so small that
it would hardly pay
''Oh, you needn't feel any Anxiety on
that point, replied the Senator. There
i return you to your native Element
in Safety. and may Peace go with you. '
MORAL: Then he went up to the no
tel and swOre he hooked a one-hundred-
pound Tarpon, but that it broke his line
and got away.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

A THoUSAND-DoLLAR engagement ring 10
no bar against ten-thOusand-dolla di-
vorce.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

SERIAL" buildings are what they cali
those high ones, because they are continued
stories
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

Brown-How do, Jones?
Jones-How do, Brown?
In iO"" (aside)-Well that's good
joke on Rrown but I won't say any
thing; was boy once, myself.-Life.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21
THE TRAMP AND THE CONSTABLE

THE TRAMP AND THE CONSTABLE
A Tramp who was sleeping on the
southern edge of straw stack after a
hearty meal of cold victuals. was sud-
denly awakened by voice calling in his
ear, and he sprang up to be Confronted
by Constable, who exclaimed:
''Prithe, sir, but this is against the
Town Ordinance, and you must Explain
your conduct
LANDS. but it is only Constable"
gasped the Tramp as the look of Terror
fed from his face and was replaced by a
sweet. sad Smile.
.Only Constable! But sir. I repre-
sent the Law, and l can Restrain thee
for Thirty days.
'Go ahead with your Performance,
old Man. replied the Tramp. For a
moment my heart ceased to beat
thought you were Buek-Saw. come to
lead me to a cord of Hickory Wood!'
MORAL: Even a tramp has lots Of
things to be thankful for.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

LAWYERS are men who work with will.
Doctors often put them in tho way Of it
Florida Times-Union
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

The Florida orange crop is said to
promise we'll
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

IHAvE myself used, and known others to
use Bulls Sarssparilla with entire salts fac
ton. l believe 1t calculated to relieve much
suffering and earnestly recommend it to the
affiicted-Rev. L W. Sehon, Louisville, Ky.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

The crow has been lately put forth
by . correspondent as the cause of the
decrease in game birds. He claims that
the crow destroys the eggs of prairie
hens, quails and cartridges. besides
killing the young birds. and suggests as
. remedy bounty ON crow heads
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21
The Usual Description.

Inc Usual PRESCRIPTION.
SIS the fellow what you would call a
fast MANI"
HE certainly is fast in every respect
but one"
what is the exception"
1.-THE matter of paying his debts. =
Chicago Times
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21
THE GOAT AND THE HUNTER.

A Goat who had Observed a Hunter
beating Thicket for Game went and
secreted himself at a Favorable spot.
and when the Hunter came near the
Goat attempted to Growl in Imitation
of a Tiger. The Hunter fired at Ran
dom, but the Bullet laid the Goat low.
"Alas! but you might have known it
was not Tiger" exclaimed the Goat in
his Dying Agonies.
but how could tell that it was not
Wolff" replied the Hunter.
MORAL: A large and varied assert
ment of Calamities may happen to the
Man who was Intended for Goat but
wants the Public to think him An Ele-
phant.-Detroit Free Press.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

Near Boston, Ga, there lives an ex-
tensive family by the name of Grower.
One popularity about them is their in
termarriage. Within a radius Of five
miles there reside seven separate fami-
lies. and each head of the family mar
ried lady Of the same name, and the
kinship of none run lower than the
third cousin.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21

An exchange says: "Don't blame the
world when things.go wrong" Most men
do not. They simply raise . row in the
family and meet the world smiling.-At-
lanta Constitution
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-05-21
c..arrh Can't Be Cured

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can ~
reach the seat Of the disease. Catarrh Is .
blood or constitutional disease, and in order
TO cure it you have to take internal RENE
dies. Halls Catarrh euro Is taken inter-
naly, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure n
no quack medicine. It was prescribed BY
one OF the best physicians in this country
Tor years, and Is q regular prescription. Il
Is composed Of the best tonics known, COM
bined with the best blood purifiers, acting
directly on the mucous surfaces. The per-
fect combination Of the two ingredients -
what produces such wonderful results In
curing catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
F. J: CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, price &c.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-07-11
A Verdict Unanimous.

". D. Suit, druggist, Bippus, Ind, testi.
hes: II can recommend Electric Bitters az
the very best remedy. Every bottle sold
has given relief in every case, One man
took six bottles and was cured of rhsuma-
tism of ten Year, standing" Abraham
Hare, druggist, Bellsville, Ohio. afirms:
The best selling medicine ! have eysr
handled in my twenty years experience, 10
Electric Bitters." Thousands of others have
added their testimony. 20 that the verdict
rs unanimous that Electric Bltters do cure
al diseases Of the liver, kidneys or blood,
Only half dollar bottle at B. 6. Hale 3
Cos drug store. =.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-07-11
What Do You Know

About tho Superb Pullman Dining Car,
which have been recently placed in service
via the Union Pacific, ''The Overland
Route?" They run on the fast Vestibula
Express between Council Bluffs and Denver
and on the Limited Fast Mair' betveen
Council Bluffs and Portland.
# you want to get a sumptuous meal
while travelling, don't fail to take the train
on which these diners run. Meals, which
cannot be surpassed in any of the first-class
ears ct 76c each.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1890-07-11
$500 REWARD!

A reward of FIVE HUNDRED DOL
LARS is hereby offered for evidence
which will lead to the apprehension
and conviction of the
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-11-07

~ fItAIs SUGGESTIONS.
~. no charges against Christ are
..uer false. or pcrvcrsions and mis-
',S'n'ations 81 the truth.
I Men often confess tho truth 81
so s"s' while they refuse to obey and up
M. 'rsus, King In disguise. as arc
s'.ch truth. Justice. Reforms.
A. "esus - on our hands, and We must
" reject Him. 1922
~ y i useless to reason with men
ir,'v, aase determined on their course
i "a osncr motives Unbclief Is seldom
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-11-07
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.


Valuable Suggestions Coming From = Re
liable source.
I.ime-watcr Is good for chilblains
A crack in the stove may be mende ed
BY mixing ashes and sal. with water.
Cool rain-watcr and soda will remove
machine grease from washable fabrics
The juice OF raw onions applied to the
stings Of insects will destroy the poison.
a piece OF zinc put on the live Goals
In the stove will clean out the stove
pipe.
10 make paper stick to wall that
has been whitcwashed, wash in vinegar
or salaratus water.
Alum. dissolved in water and applied
70 bedstcad with feather, will ex-
terminate bed-bugs
Nothing Is better than turpcntinc for
the Punishment Of carpet worms. buf.
falo moths and insects.
Molasscs rubbed on grass stains on
white dresses will bring out the stains
when the clothing is washed
little petroleum added to the water
with which waved or polished floors are
washed improves their looks.
To brighten the inside Of tea or
coffee pot, fill with water. add piece
OF soap. and boil for about forty-fvc
minutes.
Asmall box filled with lime and placed
on shelf in the pantry or closet will
absorb dampness and keep the air dry
and sweet
A lttlc borax put in the water in
which scarlet napkins and rcd-bordercd
towels arc TO be washed will prevent
them from fading.
Dampen your dustcr slightly before
wiping of woodwork and marble. Use
cloth as we'll as a feather dustcr IL
you would be thorough.
Should you upset bottle OF castor oil
on the CARPET tho best treatment for
covering tho spot Is to place the bed
over it. plan both cheap and efiica-
clous-
Whisky will take out every kind Of
fruit stain. A child'$ dress will look
entirely ruined by tho dark horny stains
on II, hut II whisky Is poured on the
liscolorcd places before sending IL into
the wash IL will come out as good as
new
Mover put away food IN tin plates.
Fully onc-half the cases Of poison from
Tho use Of canned goods Il because the
article was loft or put back into the can
lfter using. China, ssrthenwafe, or
Elass u tho only safe secoptscls -
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-11-07


1hral and Barncs are n prcscnt <hs
popular riders on Eastern tracks.
The stallion Cicero. record e:eo,<, By
ewieert' Is dead. lie was owned in Mis-.
sir Dixon has arrived At the Runncmcde
farm 70 take the place Of his deceased
sire. Billet.
Tournament will be the largest win.
ner o. the season, passing even Pot0-
macs high mark.
Another trotter BY Patron, AJAX, Is
kryat ycarling. that won stake At
the Rhode Island fair. trotting milo
In ::57j<.
The trotting marc villctc, owned Tor
number OF years In Buffalo, and whose
record Is a;ee, has been bred TO Pilot
Medium.
Jocky Narvacz, who rode with much
success during the Washington Park
meeting, Is dubbed incompetent by
Eastern turf writers.
The Bucna Ventura stud. started ~
GAINESVILLE, Tenn. last year, Is 70 60 out
OF existence, and the animals comprising
- :" 80 " ooi0 ~ 0ucLlOU.
Lord Lytton, q thrce-year-old brother
70 the trottcr Garrison, record 2:25k.
dropped dead at baltimore recently
while being driven on the road.
The average time OF the trottinr races
at the Central Circuit meetings this
season was 2;2ah, while the average Of
the PAGERS was trific over 2:l01{.
The second annual meeting OF the
German Coach Horse Association will
be held at the Commercial Hotel. Chi.
cago, ILL.,, at 7:30 p. m. Thursday, No
vember O. 1890.
Margaret S. managed to win about
$1,000 during her Eastern campaign
this season, one stake alone netting her
over $1,000. She is . lucky trotter q
we'll as fast one.
A gelding called White Wings Is trot-
ting down East. and the boys all shout
He never grows weary" when the ami
NAL comes down the home-stretch In
tot the others.
Vincent Cromwell. the Kentucky
horseman who was put in an asylum for
the insane short time ago and released
aiter Few days OF confinement, Is again
under restraint.
Pansy, mare that won . stake for
four-year-olds over heavy track in
Ohio the other day, and that showed the
ability TO beat ESQ under favorable con.
ditions, is by Mink, 2:29k.
The PAGER Matte Hunter, record a:lok,
Is the fastest performer that ever pro.
duced 2:S0 trotter. Matte has had
three foals. and all OF them trot, not
taking after their dam In gait.
Jimmy Goldsmith says that the report
that he was to train stable OF runners
next season is entirely without founda-
ton. lie is satisfied with tho trotters,
and has good reason to be-
Now that McDoel has been Winning
all his races his dam has been looked ur
and found to be common farm mare
that has no speed. Another OF her colts
besides McDoel is fast. howe ger.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-11-07

TITS very important In this age OF wat
matersl progress that remedy be pleas
Ing 70 the taste and to the eye, easily taken,
nature and effecta Possessing these ouaH-
ties. Syrup OF Figs Is the ore perfect laxa-
tive and most gentle diurctic known.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-11-07

WAS in poor health and losing flesh. The
food ate did not agree with me. MY liver,
kidneys and stomach all seemed deranged.
! began use OF DR. Bulls Sarsaparilla
which has made me feel like a new mar and
bus, o.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-11-07

"Af least can take things In q philo-
oophical way" SAID the burglar, as he lifted
out pane Of glass with rubber sucke4.-
Elmira Gazette.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-11-07

THE men who hold up train, for robbery
snould themselves be held up or example,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-11-07

Stosmss snows, drenching rins, and furious winds
are part Of the regular routine Of life Two-thirde
o. NE sickness through life y caused BY colds; 700
avoid them. Aman having Fish brand Slick
e. may Be exposed to storm for twenfy-fous
hous q stretch, and still be protected from every
crop q rain, besides being shielded from The
4 you are liable 10 Be caught IN : rsin o. snow
storm, you should have on hand . Fish Brand
Slscker" u viii surely save your health, and
every garment stamped With the Fish Brandt
Irade Mark. Don't accept any inferior coat when
you can have the Fish Brand Slicker" delivered
without extra cost. Particulars and ILLUSTRATED
- ;. TOWER Session. Raasss
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1890-11-07

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Thsssss1s - yssns 80 -
sun<n - - y. 3. 4. 80
tkar livss 80 skclr ksal1A -
|th>1s hsrpis~ss = Rk1ss > 80
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1900 = - p.sl..s9
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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-07-17
WELL.KN0WN PEOPLE.

p. 7. BARNuM Indignantly denies that Jenny
Lind's grave 10 neglected, declaring that 10 is
strewn with flowers every day.
Mr., PAWN, the novelist, has been telling an
interviewer that he works from 10 A. M. to p.
NJ, and that from p. NJ. to 0 p. N. he plays
whist. That Is to say, he plays whist for 626
hours In the year--28 days In all.
COLONEL 7. w. HIGaINsoN is an enthusi-
astio believer in tho advlsability of combining
literature and riding on tricycle.. He takes q
daily run on wheels, and asoribes to this exer.
else much Of the health which he has regained
The Emperor Of Russia has jast had 1000
pheasants sent to his shooting place on the
/ Gulf of Bothnia by Mr.. Robb, Of the great
pheasant farm, near Liphook. The birds were
sent by steamer. and the price paid was
guinea each.
THE newspapers concur in their praise Of the
finished and artistic work of Miss Ada Rehan
as Rosdliud and Mr.. John Drew as Orlando in
the comedy "As You Like It." which is being
played at the Lyceum Theater this week by
Mr.. Augustin Daly's company.
PRINCE ALBERT VICTOR OF WALES famil-
iarly known as prince Eddie" and as "Collars
and Cuffs" is not only peer by virtue Of the
recent act of the Queen, but o double peer.
His correct designation is Duke Of Clarence
and Avondale. He is also Earl of Athlone.
LIEUTENANT PERAL. the inventor of the
submarine vessel which has created such SEN
sation in Spain, was accorded an almost royal
reception on the occasion Of his arrival at
Madrid. Upward of 25 900 people, with bands
of music and banners, met him and cheered
themselves hoarse in his honor.
The American fashionables in London gath
cred at st. Pauls Church, Knightsbridge, yes
terday afternoon to witness the wedding of
Miss Romaine Stone. only daughter of General
Roy Stone, of New York, to Lawrence
Turnure, Jr., of the same city. Bishop Potter
performed the ceremony assisted by the Rev.
Montague Villiers, rector of the church. Many
noted persons were among the guests.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-07-17
A QUESTION OF FACT.

The Sugar Trust has its swag IN the new
tariff bill by Increased taxes on refined sugar
which IL consumed in every home in the land
Next
This editorial declaration by the Phila-
delphis Times Is IN instance Of the diff.
Guilty which the average political organ
Ends Of keeping its statements Of fact on
political issues within speaking distance Of
The truth.
II II IL possible that the Times is sincerely
Ignorant II might by a simple reference 10
the tariff documents have informed itself Of
The fact that the present tariff on refined
sugar Ia from 20 10 Sd cents, while that pro.
posed by the Senate tariff blll-ths highest
rate reported In any Of the measures before
the present ConRress-is tiH.tenths oi cent.
II II refers 10 the margin between the duties
on raw aud refined sugars IL could ~ easily
have Rsoertained that the margin By the
present tariff Is from one TO two cents aud
averages q cent and hall, while the margin
by the Senate bill IL six-tenths Of a cent.
The arithmetic which represents siI-tenthG
as an increase on q cent and q half 10 a very
remarkable example Of political mlthe-
nhtics.
THE DISPATCH has consistently urged
the correction of the mistake made by the
Senate Finance Committee In proposing to
lessen the radical cut made by the House.
1t Is q mistake to change the figures which
the House fixed on refined sugars. But In
critieislng that mistake it is wise to give
some weight to the principle that intelligent
discussion of the subject will cOnfne the
statements of fact within the bounds of
fruth
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-07-17
CURIOSITY DID 1T,

Beginning with a very deplorable trans
action in apples the curiosity of women has
caused lots OF trouble in this world. 1t was
attended with fatal results in Hungary yes
terday. The wedding trousseau of Princess
rejoicing in the singular name of Truro
Taxes had been placed on exhibition in
Buda-Pesth Of course ninety-nine per
cent of the feminine population went to see it.
The ninety and nine per cent likewise wished
to be the first to see the royal silks and laces;
a free show and brides trousseau excited
them to fever point. When the attendants
objected to admitting the mob in body the
women made short work of them, and
stormed the Notifications around the trous-
seau. In Hungary the city authorities are
military or nothing. Cavalry was called
out, and the female population of Buda-
Pesth promptly went into Mysteries. 1t
would have been funny if two Tomen and
seven children had not been trampled to
death In the panic. A costly trousseau
even for Princess.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-07-17
III. concession df th. right to exclude leeiti.

the concession d the right TO exclude legiti.
mate commerce for the benefit oil special
and favored interests. Any State should
have right TO adopt proper precautions
against the sale Of diseased meats; but that
does not include the right, under that pre-
tense. to exclude the meat of other States
for the sake Of enhancing the profits
Of local butchers. The law and the courts
ought 20 bs able 10 draw the
distinction between an honest and legitimate
regulation Of ir fiic. aud the use Of that
pfetett TO exclude Legitimate traffic aud set
up Discrimination for favored class. II
may be alleged that the distinction Ia q
difficult ons 20 makei but II is absurd 10 say
that the Law which Judges Of the intent wi III
which man strikes blow or fires shot,
cannot distinguish between an act 10 pro-
vide honest regulation apd one 10 sci up q
monopoly,
Apart from these general principles, II
may be- questioned whether, sven II such al
net should open the door 10 the Ahti-dressed
beef legislation, there IL any better way OF
curing thai craze than by letting Il be tried,
We have a very distinct Idea that q single
year Of the onhanoed prices Of beef estab.
liahed for tho benefit Of local butchers by
sneh measures, would result In tho most
efaelua quieus Of all such legislation that
could be provided,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-07-17
HNIuEuY Is A CRIME.

One man at least IN the Twenty. ifth Con-
gressional district does not believe IN
bribery aud corruption going unpublished.
Yesterday DIR. Mckinney, Of New Brighton,
entered suit against Messrs. Tate, sha flsr
aud Downing for accepting bribes In the
recent convention, and against Mr.. William
Wallace US the bribsr. This suit was entered
before magistrate Of New Brighton, and
it is tolerably certain that full
investigation of the soandalous con-
duct, as alleged, Of several delegates
to the convention will now be had. We do
not know the position and motives of the
prosecutor in this case, nor do they signify
much 50 long as the facts are brought to
light. 1t is not for the benefit of parties or
for the advancement of this or that candi-
dates interests that we are concerned. The
charges of bribery made under oath must be
tried for the good of the people. The en-
lorcement of the law has been delayed too
long already, but there is still time to re-
move the stigma from the good fame Of four
counties by convicting or acquitting the ac-
cusad men
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1890-07-17
THE PROPER DISTINCTION.

Speaking of the danger that the bill to
permit the States to exercise their police
power for the regulation Of the sale OF
articles OF Interstate commerce, may
sanction The efforts that have been made to
shut of the dressed beef trade, the Chicago
Tribune says: Congress should be slow TO
give the States power to. arrest Interstate
commerce in respect to any other articles
than intoxicating liquor"
Such restriction of the police powers of
the State would be not only arbitrary and
destructive of the logic upon which it is
based, but it would prevent State regulation
on subjects where the need is just as evident
as IN the case of intoxicating liquors. The
sale OF opium and other drugs, for instance,
is one where the need OF State regulation is
90 obvious as TO be undisputed; yet under
the logical results of the original package
dec sion the State enactments can be nulIi-
fed with regard to such a trade as easily as
in the liquor traffic. Nor is the subject
one which permits Of distinction be-
tween staples, and the enactment that the
State can protect the health and welfare of
its citizens as affected by the sale Of certain
articles and cannot do so as regards others,
would be contrary alike to policy ana
reason. The sale OF gunpowder or dyna-
mite, OF adulterated or counterfeited mer-
chandise, or OF unhealthy foods, are all
subjects on which genuine and sincere ex-
ercise OF the police powers Of the States is
obviouoIy necessary
Nor does it follow because we recognize
and cousede the rightfulness Of an honest
regulation Of the sale of articles that may
be injurious 70 the public, that this carries