Evening journal., 1890-03-28
ITEMS Or INTEREST

ITEMS or INTEREST
JENNIE" Well what do you think O
young Gabblewellg' Jesse-He's per
feet phonograph. Jennie-"A wh ltf
Jesse-"A phonograph lie talks without
thinking. "-Pittsbnrg Bulletin.
A Bloody ARRAY.
is often tae result of "bad blood" in 2
family or community, but nowhere is bad
blood more destructive of happiness and
| health than in the human system. When
the life current is foul and sluggish with
impurities, and is slowly distributing Its
poisons to every part Of the body, the
peril to health, and life even is imminent.
Early symptoms are dull and drowsy
feelings, severe headaches, coated tongue.
poor appetite. Indigestion and general
lassitude Delay in treatment may entail
the most serious consequences Don I
| let disease get strong hold on your con
stitution, but treat yourself by using Dr.
| Pierce's Golden Medical discovery and be
restored to the blessings Of health. The
Discovery" is guaranteed to cure in all
cases Of diseases for which it is recon
mended, or money paid for 1t will be re-
funded.
LAWYER explaining to CLIENT t)-"wen.
now, my dear sir, to tell you the truth
" Client bouncing up and out)-
''You are no lawyer. - Washington Star.
A FAIR trial of Hoods Sarsaparilla for
scroiula, salt rheum, or any affection
caused by impure blood. or low state Of
the system, will be sufficient to convince
any one Of the superior and peculiar
curative powers Of this medicine Buy
it Of your druggist 100 Doses One Dol
lar.
More bluebirds here this year than last
wonder not ~dO your
The winter now but barely past
Made every sparrow blue.
-Pttsburg Bulletin.
THOSE four lovely groomed cottages at
Crestou will be sold at cost. They are
built in the most substantial manner by
Mckee and Son. The object in building
and selling at cost is to improve the bal
ance Of the 800 lots, which are beauti-
fully situated on high rolling ground and
about seven minutes by electric cars
from Tenth and Market.
THERE was a man who had a kold
His name was Matthew Mears.
lie koughed and enee2ed and blue his knows
BY spells for 20 years.
At last he tried BRAZILIAN BALM
md blue his knows no more;
Agladder man than Matthew Mears
Was never seen befour.
PALE youth to dusky brother
Wouldn't be fool to fight wild you,
anyhowiif II / gave you black eye it |
wouldn't show. Life
Ladies' and Gentlemen's restaurant, |
Sixth and Shipley.
Ny goodness gracious r said Mrs Bill
kins, what was that terrible racket?n |
II don't know, replied her husband II
guess II must have been the temperature
falling Washington Post.
0ysterssin every style at Mullins res
taurant' Sixth and Shipley.
TEAoHER--"N Name to me some Of the
most important things existing to-day
which were unknown 100 years ago.
Tommy-"Us. London Truth.
Buy "Creston" lots now, before the |
advance In prices Sold on instalments.
Office, 7l2 Market street.
TRUNKS at Yerger's, 4O7 shipley st.
Is is no particular credit TO Adam that |
he never chewd tobacco. There was no |
other man for him TO beg 'chaw" Of.
THE best medical writers claim that |
the successful remedy for nasal catarrh |
must be non-irritating, easy OF applica- |
tion, and one that will reach all the
remote sores and liberated surfaces. The |
history Of the efforts to treat catarrh |
during the past obliges us to admit |
that only one remedy has met these condi- /
tions, and that is Ely's Cream Balm. This |
remedy has mastered catarrh as nothing |
else has ever done, and both physicians |
and patients freely concede this fact. The |
more distressing symptoms yield to it.
AGENT. "Id make you my ianitor
only l must have q married man. |
Applicant. Keep the place open for an
hour and Ill fix that It's easier to get
married than to get job. Epoch.
Ross has removed from 116 Market /
street to his new store 210 Market with a
large stock oflatest styles Of Hats. White
Shirts, Neekwear, Hosiery, Underwear
and Notions at the lowest city prices I
Money returned If goods are not satisfac
tory
y don't care said the maple
To itself the other eve
Spring may come II IL likes or not
But am going to leave.m
Philadelphia Times
Meals at all hours at Sixth and Shipley
A GRFAT many people who 90 to
pleasure resorts, go on train Of thought. |
HARNESS at Yerger's, 4O7 Shipley ST.
FARMER. "You kin feed them cows
some corn in the ear tonight" New
Hand. II tried that Yesterday, sir. but
they 'peared to like ii better in the
mouth, American Grocer