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The Red Cloud chief., 1890-09-19
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Wanted, TO trade several desirable
pieces Of town property, for horses
and cattle. H w GULLIFoRD.
The Red Cloud chief., 1890-09-19

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east Of Red Cloud, asy . wanting
good brick for fcusdati0aa OF chin
nsys, viii do veil % call on ne be
fore tsyipg elsewhere. Prices reas-
enable. PRRD K. PLUME.
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FIRST Glass RIGS ASPEc/AL7y

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rates. Warmers ae invited 70 stop 1t our barn when 10 the
city. Special attention paid 70 their tsSd.. Pne,~ for
single feeding. - low - anywhere In the city. Don't for
Rt the place.
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1leOs EOfVO and Liver P1DDe.
An important discovery. They oct on
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A nsv principal. They epeedly
cure bi~llioasness, bad taste, torpid liver
pnes and constipation. Splsod,d for msa
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The Red Cloud chief., 1890-09-19

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Black silk gloves.
Black silk lace.
Black silk velvet ribbon.
Black silk velvet.
Black kid gloves.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07

During the last three years DR.. IL Fol
has been. making excursions into region
little frequented by man-that lying be-
meath the surface of the Mediterranean
and has gained larger experience of a
subaqueous existence than any other per-
son has enjoyed. Alter short time his
diving dress became not at all disagreeabie,
though he found it advisable not to con-
tinue a ''dive" beyond about a quarter of
an hour. He found charm in the I'M
familiar sights in the sea, and was able to
make unexpectedly good natural history
collections.
He declares that the notion OF walking
upright is a false one, as it is necessa ry to
incline the body forward at least 40 dogs
After the first few yards down all the light
is so blue that even red objects cease to- APP
pear red The limits of vision are, greatly
shortened, and at depth of LOO feet it Isl
possible to see in horizontal direction
only about twenty five feet under&cloudedl
sky to perhaps eighty feet under the mosbi
favorable conditions. This difficulty of,
seeing through the water is mentioned us,
likely to prove serious obstacle In the way
of submarine igation.-Arkansaw Tray
eIar
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
LOCAL AND OTHER BRIEFS.

MCCORMICK & Co. yesterday received: Han
auer bullion, $500: silver and lead ores, 81 $40;
total, 50, 100.
EVERY member of Salt Lake Typographical
union should attend the regular monthly meet
ing at O'Clock this afternoon. Business of i'm
portance Is to be transacted.
In attempting to call messenger last even
ing AT a house ON West Temple street. near the
commission house. a fire alarm was sounded
and the department was called out.
THE funeral services of Mrs. Jane Breeze
Haslam. notice OF whose death appears else
where, will take place Monday morning at Ii
O'Clock in the Nineteenth ward meeting house.
FRED SCARFF had a birthday several days
ago. ana celebrated the event at his rooms last
evening There was very jolly crowd present.
and Fred did the honorS OF the occasion in his
usual pleasant and agreeable manner.
THE Missouri editors left for Denver at II
O'Clock yesterday morning in their special car
Akron" on the Rio Grande Western. AT
! Grand Junction the car will be dropped and
taken aroundto Denver via the Union Pacific.
A STAG party was given az the ice cream and
oyster establishment OF brooks Il Beatie last
evening on the occasion OF the first oyster night
About sixty OF the young bloods of the town
participated. A flash-light photograph of the
company was made by Sainsbury & johnson.
| SERGEANT FITZMAURICES report OF yesrer,
day temperatures as follows AT 5:33 a. m.-Salt
Lake city, 50; Helena, 50; Fcrt Custer, =; Fort
Washakie, 30: Rawlins, As. At II a.m.-Salt
Lake city, 81: Ogden, Ga: Stockton 80; Bing-
ham. :; Park city, "A; Provo, =, Alta, SO; Lo-
gan, IS
| THE platform and declaration of principles OF
the Independent Workingmens party will be
submitted at their meeting next Friday night
James DeVine, the war horse of the party said
yesterday that the committee would be ready tc
report by Tuesday, but it was thought better
| to defer the meeting until Friday evening and
submit the by laws along with the platform. II
| is thought the meeting Will be held in the fed
eral court room. The meeting will be open to
all persons who are IN sympathy with the indie
pendent Workingmen's movement, whether
I they be black or white.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
Two Johns in the Bible.

A man at city hall, who is connected
with the lamp department., has sometimes
to turn out at daylight and make visits to-
different parts of the city to see for himself
how his subordinates care for the cIty's
lighting.
Sunday morning at o'clock his mission
took him into some OF the alleywsys ofsthe
West End. Going into one of these mar
row passages near Joy street. ne found two
venerable colored brethren in the heat of
discussion. An open Bible lay in the. lap
of one OF them and the intruder heard him
thus discourse: "Yos wrong, Rastus, an de
Bible ses so. Deys two Johns an I alfus
knowed it. Seel Here's one place that
gives ST. John an mother which gives John
de Baptist. amt gwine to disakus the
Scriptures wild yo' no noah. Yo' doan know
muffin about 'em. Boston Globe.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
THE BOYS RELATIVES.

He Writes an Essay on His Ma, His Pa,
His Pas Mcther-in-Iaw and His Aunt,
Ma is my mother | am her son. Mas
name is Mrs. Shrimp. and Mr. Shrimp is
her husband. Pa is my father My name
is John George Washington Shrimp.
Therefore pas name is Shrimp, so is
mas
My ma has ma. She is my grand
ma. She is mother-in-law to pa. Ny
pa says mother-in-laws ought to be
vetoed. like grandma better than pa
does. She brings me ten-cent stamps
and bolivars. She dent bring any to
pa. Maybe that's why he don't like her
Aunt Jerusha is my aunt. When pa
was little boy she was his sister. l
like little sisters. Dicky Mopps has a
little sister. Herman is Rose take
her out riding on my sled. Aunt Jerusha
don't like her. She calls her that Mopps
girl. think Aunt Jerusha ought to be
ashamed of herself
Aunt Jerusha lives with us. Some
times think ma would rather have her
live with somebody else. l asked Aunt
| cOl ooheA OilSO why S1O oluI lllCII J
somebody and set sp for herself She
said that man wanted to marry her,
but that while poor Susan Jane was in
such state of health she couldn't think
of leaving Besides" she said, what
would become of your pa?"
Aunt Jerusha has a state of health,
too. On washing day she has the head
ache. and does her head up in brown
paper and vinegar; and have to make
toast at the kitchen fire. make some
for myself. too.
Aunt Jerusha says nobody knows what
she has done for that boy. That boys
me again. told pa what she said. Pa
said it was just so. Nobody did know
Ma says Aunt Jerusha means well, and
that she is pas dear sister. Idon't see
why that's any reason she should always
scold me when l eat cabbage with &
knife.-Chicago Tribune.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
Nearly a Hundred Thousand
Shares Sold.
YESTERDAYS LIVELY TRADING.
Stocks Have Advanced Ali Along the Line
Except Malad, Which Goes Begging
Under Three Cents.
SALES FOR THE WEEK.


The first week after vacation shows up
very well, though the advance has not
been as marked as was expected. The rise
in silver, it was believed, would be fol-
lowed by corresponding advance in the
price of the dividend earning stocks. The
logic of business investment would nat
urally Greats demand for stocks whose
dividend earning power was doubled by
an act of legislation.
The lethargy of the stock market is only
explained by the close money market in the
east, and the nervous condition of business
| since the pinch of a month ago when a
small sized panic prevailed in Wall street.
AS soon as confidence is restored and the
attention of investors is drawn to the
enhanced value of mining stocks, since the
advance in silver it can be safely predicted
that they will advance in price with such
rapidity as will cause those persons who
have neglected to buy on dull market to
lament their stupidity in not loading up on
a quiet market. There will be as many
men who will lament that their foresig ht
is notas active as their hindsight as there
were after silver had advanced
The trading on the local exchange this
week on point of business trans
acted and for all around sales has been
much better than during any previous week
in the history of the exchange. AS can be
seen byyesterday's record, the transactions
covered twelve different stocks, and the
fluctuations were enough to count good
margin to the buyers On Monday and
Tuesday the stock market was very veal,
but on Wednesday the trading livened W
and prices set SITTER, with an inclination
upward. Thursday showed up still
stronger, and on Friday the tone of the
market was decidedly strong with gain
all along the line with one or two excep-
tons. Apex, which is the barometer of the
market, always strong on strong market
and weak on weak market, advanced from
II to 10 cents, while DAILY jumped cleal
dollar.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
Yesterdays Trading.

The old stand-byes, Bamberger, Conklin,
Davis, Stevenson, Wampler, Jackson and
Woolley, were in the pit yesterday.
Conklin was unusually active, and from
being quiet locker on has developed into
one of the biggest traders in the pit.
Alice is always the first to score, and
Bamberger sold sparingly at $3.50, 800 to
Davis and 100 to Stevenson.
Conklin, who had been loading up during
the dull days, had plenty of stocks to sell
at the nice advance, and parted with 100
Alliance to Bamberger at 81 40, while he
held Davis to $3.50 for like amount.
Conklin had also taken in some Apex at the
10 cent turn on Tuesday, and he willingly
turned over 2,000 to Bamberger at 10 cents.
and was not 10th to let Davis have 1000 at
2l115. buyer 30, and serve Stevenson in the
same way. Bamberger, TO accommodate
Stevenson, sold 900 at q. buyer So
| Bamberger is always loaded with Barnes
| sulphur aud gave Davis 1000 at cents,
Conklin's close shave saved him % cent
getting LOCO at 619 when Davis came IN for
1000 at Z. Stevenson tried to fire off some
of his sulphur at cents then 6i5 and finally
threw l,0C0 to Jackson at cents and a like
bundle to Bamberger.
Congo caught trade of LOCO shares at
1915, Conklin buying OF Bamberger.
| Crescent stood pat at 2S cents, Steven
son and Conklin selling, Davis and BAN
berger buying.
DAILY is at SOB so Is so big that it is quar-
tered for delivery, and Bamberger turned
over % shares to Conklin.
| Glencoe stood at the even 81, Stevenson
selling Bamberger 100 shares.
Malad that has been hoy ering about the
zero point came in fer a bona fide cent
sale, Davis buying from Stevenson LOCO
| shares.
Bamberger sold Conklin 200 Mammoth 81
seller 80 days.
ESElliot took a 4 cent fancy to Nabob, Wan
pier selling 900 shares.
Utah lime and cement scored S. 25, Stew
enson to Bamberger.
The following is the record of yesterday
| transactions:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
A BIG MINING SUIT.
Morris Dusseldorf Sues Nick Treweek for Over
One Hundred and Twelve Thousand Dollars.

One Hundred and Twelve Thousand Dollars.
The following suit has been planted in
the Third district court, by Morris Dussel-
dorf against Nicholas Treweek. The an
swer has not yet been filed:
The plaintiff complains of the defendant,
and alleges: That heretofore, to-wit: On
and before the I'd day OF September, 1889,
this plaintiff and the defendant, Nicholas
Treweek, X. c. Chambers, j. j. DAILY, A.
Hanauer, G. p Rustin and L. A Van
Praag were the owners OF and in the pos
session of the following described mining
property. to-wit: The Addenda, Victoria,
Emma Jane, Othello, Iago, Hamlet, Qphe-
liza, Apollo, Cleveland, Hendricks, Bayard
and Manning, situated in Uintah mining
district, Summit county, Utah territory:
That the defendant, Nicholas Treweek,
on the last named date, in connection with
his other co owners mentioned above, en-
tered into an agreement with the plaintiff
in this action, that he was to form corp
Grafton under the laws of Utah Territory,
with capitalization of three hundred
thousand $780, 00) shares of stock OF the
par value of ten $1,000 dollars EACH
That one hundred and fifty thousand
| Q50,000) shares of the same was to be
placed at the disposal of the plaintiff in
this action, to be sold at the rate Of one
dollar and twenty-five cents (Sl.25) per
share, and the proceeds derived from such
sale were to be placed in the treasury of
the company corporation to be formed, to
| be used as g. working capital, for the pur-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
JUDGE LANEY'S SCALES.
Plain DRINKS, Assaults, Prostitution and
Petty Larceny

Plain DRINKS, Assaults, Prostitution and
Petty Larceny.
In the police court yesterday Pat Daugh-
erty, plain drunk, was fined So; James
Duffy, second degree drunk, was assessed
$40, and l. Conk, ar old offender, was sent
up for twenty days.
The case of Margaret Slater, charged
with keeping a house of ill-fame, was set
for Septem Der 10.
A man named Daniel Derrah was arrested
yesterday for stealing $40 from the person
of William Main. He will have an examina-
ton on the charge of grand larceny to-mor-
row.
The case of John Lawson, charged with
assault and battery upon Mrs. Vail, was
continued until September II, on account
of the illness of the complaining witness
The defendant movedfor a change of venue
which was allowed, and he was released
upon furnishing bond in the sum of 81 900.
Mr. Lawson claims there is no truth in the
charge, and says he will be able to estab-
lish his innocence at the trial.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07

Clute's valuation of 5000 on the prop
'erty of Caroline Reese was confirmed.
The board refused to alter Clute's valua-
ton OF $500 on the property of Mrs. Cum
berland, in the Sixteenth ward
The valuation of s., $50 on the property of
Mrs Prefer, In the Seventh ward, was put
down to 81, $50.
The valuation of s4,700 ON the property
of Mr. E. L. Carlson, in the Nineteenth
ward, was allowed to stand.
A reduction of 81, $50 was made in the
valuation of $3.50 on the property of Mrs.
Robert Patterson.
Mrs. C.. A. Gillett and Mrs. b. F. Pen
dleton were relieved of IS each in their
taxes. ~
An adjournment was taken until Monday
evening, at & 30
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
In the Probate Court.

Estate of Thomas Heath; Jno. w. Heath
appointed administrator on filing bond of
$500.
Estate and guardianship of Nephi Y.
Taylor, ct al. minors; continued to Mon
day, September 8, $780, at 10 a. IN.
Estate of j. j. Kennedy; case continued
to Friday, September u, 1890, at 10 a. m.
Estate of William Deigan; additional
bond of administrator in the sum of $500,
approved and tiled.
Estate and guardianship of Ebenezer
Brain, ct al. Mary Ann Johnson appointed
ADMINISTRATIVE upon fling bond Of $500 to
each of the four minors.
Estate of Eliza Barker; order appoint
ing appraisers and publication of notice to
creditors made.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
Because They We're Deaf.

Mrs. Gadder-How kind and benevo-
lent Mrs. Goodenough is, always plan
ming something pleasant for the poor
and friendless.
Mrs. Chatter-Yes; do you know what
that angelic creature did the other even
ing?
Mrs. Gadder-Can't imagine.
Mrs. Chatter-Took party from the
deaf and dumb asylum down to the
Thomas concert. 1t was Wagner night,
and she said the poor creatures did en-
Joy it so.-America.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
An Important Omission.

Ethel had been sitting on the sofa in
silence for half an hour intently watch
ing the lady who had come to visit her
mother for a day or two. At last the
burden of her thoughts was laid down
with sigh as she looked up in the visit
or's face and asked;
Didn't you bring any other dress"-
Somerville Journal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
He Unpired.

Wife-Can't you come home this after
noon, dear, and take me for drive?
Prominent Lawyer-No. it viii be i'm
possible. have got to referee an i'm
portant case.
Prominent Lawyer Ia few hours later
One BALI Two balls! Foul. out!-
Lawrence American.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
He Had Cone to SEQ.

Appealing Woman-Oh. sir! I want
your prayers for my son.
English Rector-Under what circum-
stances, nam?
Appealing Woman-He has gone to see
if Mary Cathcourt viii have him.
Rector Ahem. doubt if the church
service provides for any such contin-
gency.
Appealing Woman = Oh, SIR. but
couldn't you use the prayer, For Per-
sons Going to Sea"-Burlington Free
Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
The Ritterest Good-bx.

Eleanor-In tears on the eve of lovely
voyageI Are you i'll?
Maud-No; but Pm broken hearted over
the good-bys. 1 hate them. Have forbid
den my friends coming to the steamer and
have said good-by to everybody. The
last was the worst of all. Ills dear brown
eyes haunt me still. They Sob are so
pleading.
Eleanor-Graciousl Your fanee's eyes
are blue.
Maud-It wasn't Charlie, but my dar-
ling pug Teddie.
Eleanor-Why on earth don't you take
him along?
Maud-Because it would kill me to see
him suffer with NAL de mer.-Philadelphia
Bulletin.
James G.. Mcdonald & Co.'s candies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
A Mental Gift.

Mrs. McClammy-I thought it particu-
larry appropriate to send Miss Cora set
of books as a wedding present. for she is
so easily embarrassed.
McClammy-What is there appropri-
ate about that?
Mrs McClammy-Why, it is case
when presents of mind ought to be ap-
preciated. Chicago Inter-Ocean.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
She Cares Not for Clothes.

She Cares Not for Clothes.
I've always heard that girls were fond
Is OF having lots of clothes,
!. And hats and shoes and gloves and boots.
And all such things as those;
And that they thought of nothing else
Than getting new gown,
Aud each one longed to have more frocks
Than all the rest in town.
But Mamie's not that kind of girl,
For clothes she little cares;
If this you doubt just look and SEQ
The bathing suit she wears.
$50 81 Boston Times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
Perhaps There 7

Perhaps There Were Mosquitoes There.
How do you like the placer asked
the proprietor of a Summer resort of a
departing boarder.
1T would be very desirable for some
people" was the cautious answer.
"For instance?"
'Oh, well, say an entomologist.
Washington Post.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
Ho Was in the Swim.

Mr. Dunly-I always move about in
the best society.
Mr.. Mayfower-Indeed?
Mr.. Dnnly-Yes; | am the agent of a
debt collecting institution. = Boston
Times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
What II Pity.

Tom-She likes to play Down Upon
the Swanee River"
Jack (who has heard her play)-Does
she? What u pity her desires can't be
gratified. Yankee Blade
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
The Same Thing.

Mrs. Gazzam (reading the newspaper
Here is correspondent asking the
editor queer question. He wants ad-
vice whether to go into literature or into
sausage manufacture.
Gazzam-The editor should tell him
that it makes no difference. Both spring
from the pen.-Yenowine's News
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
Summer Girls Jest.

1.-THE best brick / ever saw was made
without straw
What kind Of brick was it-Balti-
more?"
mo. Ice cream. New York Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
A Query.

"There is nothing that is certain but
DEATH" said the lugubrious philosopher.
Ibid YOU" murmured his companion
thoughtfully, '.did you ever try TO kill a
flea that was biting youY' Washington
Post.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1890-09-07
Cashiers Are Shippers.

Smithkins-I see that Blivens has a
new position.
Kinkley-What is it?
cashier Of yacht"
"What in time is thatT
Skipper. American.