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The Lamar register., 1890-05-31
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Are YOU going to California? If
50, rcad'the following, and find ont
how much it will cost you, and what
YOU can get for your money: The
SANTA FEE ROUTE runs
weekly excursions (every friday
from Kansas City and points west TO
San Francisco. Los Angeles, San
Diago and other Pacific Coast pc,pts.
The ticket rates are the regular Sec
ond-class rates-S35-from the Mis-
sour River to principal California
points. Pullman Tourist Sleeping
Cars are furnished. These cars run
through, without change. from Kan
sas CITY to destination. The charge
for berths is remarkably low, being
$500 for double berth from Kan
sas City TO California. The Pullman
Company furnish mattresses, bed
ding, curtains and all sleeping car ao-
cessories, including the services of a
porter, with each car The parties
are personally conducted by expert
enced excursion managers, who give
every attention to passengers, Insur-
ing their comfort and convenience.
For more complete information re-
garding these excursions, rates tick
cts, sleepIbg-car accommodations,
dates, etc, address
GEO t. NICHOLSON. G. p. & r. A.
A. T. & S. f. r. r.
Topeka, Kan'sus
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THE CENSUS.
Counting The Pee pie

'i'"' At'"cIt = Iofter, SuDerIHtend-
eat of Census. As they are of par
ticulsr interest to our readers at the
present time we publish them in full.
The ceusns takers for this county
are J d. Turner of Lamar. and g.
/ d. Merrill Of Granada. and as the
facts that they will try to gather
will he Of material interest to all,
and of benefit to The community in
general, 1t is hoped that they will
have the hearty cooperation Of all
oluzcus.
SOME or IuE INQUIRIES TO BE MADE
nY CENSUS EyuMERAroEs Is JUNE.
The eleventh census of the United
States will he taken during the
month Of June. The census enum-
orators will begin their work on
Monday, June ., and will visit every
house and ask questions concerning
every person aud every family In
the United States. The questions
thai viii he asked call for the name
OF every person residing ia the Unit.
Ell States ON the FIRST day of June.
with their sex and age, and whether
white, black, mulatro, q1ndroon, oc-
torooH. ar Chiurse. or Jap,ue.e or
Indian. inquiry will be made also
of every person as to whether they
are single. married, widowed or di-
voroed, and if married, whether
married during the census year The
place of birth Of each person, and
the place of birth of the father aud
mother uf each person, will also be
! called for. As well a. statement ~
II The pr"fessiou, trade or occupa.
zion followed and the uumher Of
months unemployed during the Ger.
rus wear. For al persons ten years
Of age or over a return must be made
by the enumerator rs to the humber
able to read aud write. and also the
number who can speak English
4 For those who cannot speak English
the particular language or diulect
spoken BY then. will oe ascertained
/ For children Of ,choDI age. also. the
number II months they attend school
will be recorded 10y the census enum-
orators. In the ease of msthers an
inqniry will be made as to the mum
ber Of children they have had, and
the number of these children living
at the present time. This inquiry is
to be made of all women who are or
have heen married. lucluiing all
who are widows or have been di-
gurccd. Fnrricn-born males of adult
Iugc. that Is 81 years of age or over,
viii br asked as to the nlmher of
wear, they have been in the United
States. and whether they are natur-
alIzsd or have taken ont uaturaliza.
lion papers. OF the head of each
family visited the question will he
asked a. to tine number of persons IN
the family, and whether his home is
owned or hired also. if owned
whether the home is ftee from mort
gage encumbrance. If the head of
the family is farmer, similar in,
ouirieS will he made concerning the
ownership OF the farm. In addition
to these inquiries. all are made on
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Acres irrigated. (6) Number of ar
tesian wells flowing. ~ Value of
farm, buildings, implements. ma
chinery and live stock. (s) Fences:
Cost of building and repairing. (9)
Cost of fertilizers. QO) Labor:
Amounts paid for labor, including
board weeks of hired labor. white
or black, QD Products Estimat-
ed value of all farm productions
sold, consumed or on hand for 1889.
G2) Forestry: Amount Of wood cut,
and value of all forest products sold.
/ Q3) Grasslands: Acres of each kind
of grassland cut for hay or pastured !;
/ tons of hay and straw sold;. clover
and grass seeds produced and sold I;
siios and their capacity. 90 Sugar /:
Cane, sorghum, maple and beet /;
sugar and mollasses; acres, product
and value of each. O5l Castor
Beans: Acres. (6) Cereals: Bar,
ley, buckwheat. indian corn, oats,
rye, wheat; acres, crop amount of
each sold and consumed, and value
| Q0 Rice: Acres, crop and value.
Qsl Tobacco: Acres, crop, amount
sold and value. O9) Peas and
beans Bushels and value of crop
sold. (2o)Peanuts: Acres, bushels
and value. cd Hops; Acres. lbs.
and value. (22l Fihres; Cotton, fax
ard hemp; acres, crop and value.
(23) Broom corn: Acres. pounds and
value. (2D Live stock: Horses
mules and asses; nuL,Uei on hand
June /, 1890; number foal I'd in 1889,
number sold in 1880; number died
in 1889. (25) Sheep, Number on
hand June /, 1890, of "fine wool"
long WOOL and all other; number
of lambs dropped in 1889; ''sprIng
lambs" sold in 1889; sold in 1889
other than "spring lambs;" slaught-
cred for use on farm In 1889: killed
by dogs in 1889; died from other
causes in 1889. (26) Wool; Shorn
in spring of 1890 and fall of 1889.
(27 Goats; Number of Angora aud
common. (2s) Dogs, On farm
Jane l, 1890. 20 Neat cattle;
working oxen, milch COWS aud other
cattle eon hand June l, 1890; number
of pure bred, grade and common:
calves dropped in'lss9; cattle sold
in 1889, slaughtered for use on the
farm and died in 1889. 3ol Dairy:
MlIk-totll gallons produced on
farm; sold for use In families; sent
10 creamery or factory; used on
farm, including for butter or cheese;
on farm in raising cream for sale,
including for creamery or factory.
Butter-pounds made on farm and
sold in 1889. Cream quarts sent
creamery or factory; sold other than
10 creamer or factory. Cheese
pounds made on farm and sold IN
1889. 81 Swine; Number on hand
June l, go; sold in $50; consumed
on farm and died in 's9. SCI Poul-
try; Number each of chickens, tur-
keys, geese and ducks on hand June
l, 80; value of all poultry products
sold; eggs produced. sold and value
in 's6 1881 Bees; Number of
stands, pounds of honey and wax
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Notice for Publication. i.

Land oaiee % Lamar, Colo.
ApFil san i-.A
So,i-s : srTrby q en- that The rulirv .na,
ta-t ~ r. hes lst5d uptie- of h4- iuteu-
q g. laE~ tual prtus tu suppoFt uf Els
irl saf iaai said irasf sii5 o. made la
= ,ss l1ase * rhs runhfy enart 20 Beat
| uia, A. l4is Nt.ilttg stsls.. on a ig lssa.
t4 i.olcF1 n Hackntra H. - 40. gas
i1H t-4s - 70 of = aul q D IN. e.. . Z
.ss. e -. 8. - raases7.
y ass1-Fs tls fasiautnss e isurss-s so UH7vc
L egastuuaus residence Eussu. lau runIva-
a. -sid iaul fia itntegt rlnlrT. -ui.
tlt-rs k~llsiler. John heliieheE. All q;
e. %. FoEp.
AaL asrglstsE.
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Remember the Parmenter Old
Stand for cheap feed and best
brands of flour.
The Lamar register., 1890-05-31
Texaa spr1rag Pa1aco.

The Santa Fe Route" will sell
tickets to Ft Worth and return at
one fare for the round trip on May
18th, 18th, 23rd and 26, good for re.
turn trip mp to and including June
3rd
Through Pullman connections,
splendid train service, smooth track
and fast time. See the Oklahoma
Country.
The Lamar register., 1890-05-31

Everybody buys feed and flour at
Parmenter's Old Stand.
The Lamar register., 1890-05-31

Buckeye mowers at Herbert's.
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Buckeye binders at Helbert's.
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STATE OF COLORADO,

Prowers County.
NJ. L. Swift Plaintiff,
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IJoun try
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-07

room of every house is neatly furnished
and is always bright, If humble, PIC
ture of tidy-handed housewifery. Men,
women and children are universally in
telligent. On the Bauffshire and Aber-
deenshire coasts q deep religious feel
ing and character prevail. They are
all keen .e1ans, Liberal" III party
affiliate. g. I are extraordinary dis
putants #. theological questions,
their choice of language, logic and
illustrations comparing favorably with
that of their ministers. Their amuse-
ments are not many. Concerts are a
fsvorite; balls are occasionally known;
the bagpipe IS giving way TO the violin;
many melodiOus are found; and stroll
ing acrobats and montebanks are kind
ly received and well patronlzed. Their
old drinking customs are dying out;
teetotallsm Is Isfsstlncreasng;a ;and think
that sobrlety and the newspaper and
family journal, for they are greet read
ers, are working a happlly-directed
evolution among them. But all these
crofter and fisher folk of Scotland,
east and west, possess the rugged quail
ties Of integrity, honesty, loyalty, with
an undemonstrative but sincere hospi-
tality, rendering them ever patient and
steadfast IN their lOwly lives, and a
folk 1t does one good TO come among
and know. EDGAR l.. WAKEMAN.
A handsome complexion is one OF the
greatest charms a woman can possess.
Pozzoni's Complexion Powder gives It.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-07

A handsome complexion is one OF the
greatest charms a woman can possess.
Pozzoni's Complexion Powder gives It.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-07

uan7eT untii vas seventeen years Old. ans
one day M Jsnuarv ls7a / read a. account in
the Trtbane of Vour CVTlcrss hFrEnifs lt
described nv case 20 eXaefiy. thar thought,
as 2 last resort. % give them frs hen
FIRST applied then I ras a. rsN aFo bleeding.
from scratchag myself. hut / vent asleep a.
most Immediately. ssmethtnE had nHf qone
for v7srS, the -fFcf Was - soothing. 2 about
fEa weeks I could starf straight. fuf rot
walk. I was a. Vess bgf ny sores were at2riy
veil As asar az I ean Judge, the tF7rCrss
HrsrnrFs cured ne in eh9 q six - eiTnt "ees 2.
aaf % % fhis tafe 3. - from JsnEarT. isTs,
- Isausrv. A. / have <or bssu Sex snT
vsy. or have haa TIE East slE Ens ~ tae disease
reappearirg On ne
VI Ncfi0NHLn.
ga Dear Born 81. Chlczxs. IT,. June b. g.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-07
1GONA2D'S


STRANGE FACT
That when 50 many people come 90 purchase
one Of those SOS cslnUleFe Dianer sets. Iya
pieces ~ choice White Porcelsin that they
le0 pieces a. Sos Instead Bgl the lscr Is
that these Roseds . sets zre irre-. stable They
are Imported rect from the makers who C.
sigae3 tHls psttera ia dzrk 6owers exc us Ffiy
for us Oar dinner sets sre So endless var q.
Never have We shown gich beautiful seff Ces
for 50 little money. Crowded with goods in
every aepastment
ORIy 3 Cents
Ter box tor woeasa Tooth Picss. soft or hsre
wood These are The reauisr stsp'e pIcks 80
in box. Me cked them - 81 = bsrr8iH. THe
very hnest qualfy tooth pfrk. Only ceRfs per
bex OF Zat- lou will Pc delighted With these.
Only 33 Cepts
For best back Jspsnnsd coal hos. With hoos
Otbers fron - cents IL you zre a. seananfcal
buyer. eo1e sna eKarins to tboBsene abe
one articles needed sps used fa syery dzy life.
oslF st.ss Per pair
Fsr carving ssfs R.xf sag hsrdis are fnesf
quality bnElist steei 0t4srs ss isw as q csats
e.n suy 0ss nun6rsd sefs q select from. A
present For Tsur husnsEa.
Ltght For Disn.r.
sofsth Bs1sust Lsmp. complete. vith
ubrriis shaae. gvins usTHifesnt light
biHs ~ thisrsr istsst f1sz. hnt slsa 40 81
TIE beauty - yrUr t-kie We Sc shcv 2
tns-s - sVerF p-ics 20 8 ~ Psno LeEps.
fh fu@st osrtra. drsft trrRsr cry 81 ts
sia NoEstrs q there 50 rlea me icr tts
san.
esc Rlsckfrg Css.s.
ussfa' present far ths Ksn Frft r. sr.
~ rnr eanfi@wHR kiscF ~ ase vft ft-
tirEs 1ar rFa f-s1 "a fHre. freeFt at 8 -
ard srsls HrreS fEt ssscrtUsrt
Rsfo~ rasf-
Usrr fs bs-rs - 49, rntE s.,s ss.uf
fh-t7 ettf q aFh T. - Cssss F-t p et
> seerr Tri - e-t.eGs sas werff
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zrz efae re 49, wsr faefrra fur
asa - e st - sseh
1EONARD'S
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-07
AN ECZEMA II YEARS
Cured in Weeks. One or the greatest
Cures Ever Performed By the
Cutioura Remedies.

At the age Of three months rash (which
afterwards proved 10 he eczema or salt rheuml
made its appearance on ny face. Physician
after phVsic'a was called. None OF them did
me amy good a. all but made we worse. The
disease continued undated { spresi % ny
AIMS and leEs I'LL was Lid -u a--t re-N- and
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-07


from continually sitting on
the floor Ola a pillow. nay
limb contracted 80 that I
lost al control of them. md
wss utterly helpless. Ny
mother would have TO lift
me out and inIe bed i
could get around the house
on mv hands aud feet. bat I
ecu i not gcf mv clothes on
AZ all. and bad 20 wear n sort
Of dress ng gown My hair
had al matted down or
fallen of. and nv head. face
and ears were one scab. Ihe
disease continued In this
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-07
CUTICURA REMEDIES

A. tns salv frfsiBs's ssia sd 81 Puri.
fers sed sTsryT 80. fref. CrTrfTrt. ths
dresf SKA Core. sr.s lrT-rs soar. a. eV-
an STE @Sn ParffsT aas Reaarlfsr Ef-, lrTl-
rrss HEsc-FFs- tt@ rrw > rrs FaT t-r -
Prepares ~ ere Fo-T7a nsrs srp CsFElrsl
Crrr~ s-rrF R.sfeH
sT-eaa frr Hev e. Cr~e esfn Dlsesses
"a rsE-s 81 l1srrar ors snf f'o fssf. r1nla e.
Telegram-herald., 1890-12-07
GraDdRaPidS MuSicCO,
succfssOEs I0IATH0Kksac co.

SUCCESSORS ToIR. TH0Eks6 CO.
Il r. WEEpEE w. HOsFORD.
Agents for the celebrated
Bradbury Hemming and
Bush 4 Cert Pianos West
ern Cottage and Lakeside
Organs
Old pianos and organs
taken ia exc bange.
ashburB Guitars. Ban
ffs. WaDdolins. Niolins.
string sheet music and All
kinds Of Musical merchan-
disc at
40. = =. DTvTGTCDN-@T..
KY EIocE eEkED Kkfzps
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-04-30

Among the best of raconteurs, as he
is the best type ofgentleman, says the
st. Paul Pioneer Press, is General c.,
now retired after arduous and success
ful service lasting many years. The
general used to tell of an experience
he had in Washington which was sbar-
ed by a brother officer, and in very
satisfactory manner. He and Cap
tain ", reached the capita together,
each with long leave and each pretty
we'll provided with funds. They took
communica ting suit at Willards,
and started out for change from the
quietude of post life. They found it,
had sundry small bottles, and wound
up the evening at noted resort where
faro was in full swing. V-proposed
that each risk 800 (he to do the play
ing), and G. assented. For two hours
the luck was dead against ", and the
5000 swelled into an amount very
nearly representing the sum total in
possession Of the pair. AT 8 a. N. c.,
disguised with himself and the world,
left for his hotel with about enough
money in his pockets to pay his bill.
", wouldn't stir but insisted that he
"felt in the vein and luck must turn"
G. got to bed, tossed about for couple
of hours, and then fell into a troubled
sleep.
When he awoke it was broad day,
and the sunlight seemed to serve only
to make clearer his bad luck and his
beastly situation. r. f. Morse sat on
his pillow. He would not only sur
render his leave, but would be guyed
numerically when he got bac k to his
post.
With yawn, muttered curse and
the ejaculation, "S'pose one has to get
up and wash, anyhow" G. tumbled
out of bed, and looking through the
open doorway saw V. peacefully sleep.
ing.
"Guess when he wakes up he won't
feel SO peaceful" growled G, as he
rubbed his champagned caput and
made bee line for the wash stand
none of your new fangle affairs, but
with the old fash ioned bowl, pitcher
and soap dish. A drink of water was
pressing prerequisite to the use Of
tooth brush, but the smaller pitcher
gave out no fluid and the general was
moody with wrath. He grabbed up
the larger pitcher and turned il upside
down. No water (; but what is that
dingy roll that falls into the cupS by
the Lord Harry !" said the general in
recounting the story. ut was money,
lots Of II. | looked in the smaller
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pitcher and found another wad then
under the wash bowl which, l happen
ed to notice, was turned upside down,
and there were a lot of roughly rolled
balls, each of which represented
hundred dollars when Strengthened out.
BY this time / was half crazy
and rushed into VS. room to awaken
him. He pretended to be asleep but
/ saw the muscles about his mouth
twitch, and in a minute / had him
yanked to the floor, while ] fired a
whole volley of questions at him. He
coolly advised me to get dressed and
not make an ass of myself, and final
ly got into my mufti only to find bills
in almost every pocket of vest and
trousers. Luck had turned. V. had
won back all we had put in and near
lY 81 100 more, came into my room
quietly and perpetrated the most de-
lightful practical joke ever heard Of
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-04-30
A Texas Reminiscence.

While the Texas veterans were
holding reunion in Austin, not long
ago, says Texas Siftings, two venerable
men who had not seen each other for
many years were talking about the
early history Of Texas, and how much
better things were managed in those
days than they are now.
Among the incidents of bygone days
was murder trial which took place
in the days of the republic Of Texas,
not long after the battle of San Jac.
into. a man was brought before the
court charged with having murdered
neighbor, the father of large family.
The murderer himself was an unmar-
ried man. The presiding judge, hav-
ing read the indictment, told the prison
er to stand up, and said to him;
"Bill Jones, you have not acted
right in this matter. You have de-
prived good woman of her husband
and made orphans of her children. If
| tnrn you loose will you marry the
widow and support the family of the
deceased ?"
The prisoner said that he was more
than willing to do so. In fact, he had
shot her husband in order that he could
do that very thing.
The widow had no objection, except
that she wanted little more time to
fix up for the occasion. She, however,
announced that she was ready, and the
Judge pronounced the happy couple
man and wife without delay.-Ex.
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There are Two Ways to Propose.

Here are two styles Of proposing"
This one is the kind you read about,
but the other is the one most popular
in the realm of facts "My angel, |
have long waited for this oppurtunity.
You must have detected ere now the
growth of my love for you. From the
day first met you that love took root
and tonight it is strong and sturdy,
unwavering, undying. Your sweet
smiles have lighted up my life, your
every word has been to me note of
exquisite music, thrilling, enthralling
me. You have filled place in my
heart, in my affections that no one has
ever before occupied. My lifelong
happiness depends solely upon the
answer you give me. Say you will be
mine to love, caress, cherish, idolize
through time and eternity, and make
me of all men most envied. But if
you ref-Oh, / cannot / cannot
The thought is madness. You will be
my wife! I see the answer of your
heart mirrored in your lustrous eyes !;
you know love you as no other man
ever has loved you, or ever can love
YOU, darling. know you will not
thrust me of"
The angel assumes a stereotyped
really-this-is-so-sudden expression and
assures Mr.Wordle she would derive
great pleasures from being his sister.
Here is the other way:
"Maude, I've been thinking serious
ly lately"
Really Fred, you ought to be
more judicious than to do anything so
rash as that"
"Yes, know it is heavy tax on
my mental capacity, but then always
was reckless that way. This time,
however, I think I have been thinking
to some purpose. In fact, I've been
thinking you wouldn't object to hav-
ing your name changed"
"When ?"
"Just as soon as possible"
"Will it be home or church ?"
Church, of course we want to do
this thing in style"
Have you asked pa2"
Certainly not. | don't want to
marry your father"
"Well, know but for forms
sake"
"All right, dear for forms sake l
will see pa, and maybe you had better
prepare ma for the ordeal"
ooh, she won't mind It,"
Deep silence reigns again, save as il
is broken by the soft signing of the
tree tops, swayed by gentle breeze.
Gleefully the stars twinkle the moon
looks beamingly down from heaven to
earth, and discovers on vine-bowered
piazza two forms with but single
chair.-Ex.
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A group of well-dressed and pros
perous.looking business men sat about
a table in famous New York restau-
rant after luncheon a few days ago,
says the Times, chatting on all sorts
of topics and watching the smoke rings
from their cigars float up to the fres-
coed ceiling. The conversation drift
ed after a time into tales of business
success, and the eldest and most i'm
posing member Of the party did his
part by telling this story:
II owe my present prosperity" he
began, "to the fact that when / was
lanky youth Of II my clothes did not
fit me. TO be more explicit, was at
that age in very hard luck. My peo-
pie were dead, ! hadn't friend that
l could turn to, l was able to make
but Sc week, and was half starved
in consequence, and my one suit Ga
Cheap John rig) had shrunk until the
lower edge of my veit and the top of
my trousers were absolutely divorced.
One Sunday morning in December
/ was trudging along Sixth ave-, prin-
cipally because my room was even
more comfortless than the streets, and
| remember how / was railing and re-
pining at everything and everybody.
/ was passionatly fond of music and l
went into the first church / came to,
attached solely, must confess, by the
thought of the warmth and harmony
| would find.
II was too bashful then to sit still
while the rest Of the congregation
stood, SO / got up every time they did
and as my vest and trousers were, as
| told you before, not on speaking
terms, | was forced to lean forward in
most reverential manner to hide my
zone of shirt front. AS turned to 90
out at the close of service an old gen.
tleman behind me slipped card into
my hand and said Il like to see re-
verence in young man. You look
as if you were having hard time of
it. Come and see me tomorrow. l
may help YOU
II went and got good berth in his
employ, and from that / worked my
self to comparative wealth. ."-Ex.
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Are you engaged for next season p
asked the manager of Miss Lightlee,
the soubrette. "Do you mean matri-
monially or professionally ?"-Wash-
ington Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-04-30

At the theater.-"Henry, what
makes the members of the orchestra
go under the stage 50 often ?" Henry
+"To get another horn, l suppose.
=Plunder.
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Landlord-"Ere, l say, mister
This 'ere's bad half crown you've
give me-" Tough customer-"That's
all right That was a - bad
glass of grog as you gave me" Fun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-04-30

A man with some feeling.-"Here,
let that dog be-l'll teach you to be
kind to animals !" said the kind heart
ed father as he knocked his 10.year
old boy down.-West Shore.
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No stuffing there.-First boarder-
Don't you always have stuffy feel
ing in this house? ?" Second boarder
Mot when we are in the dining
room" Burlington Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-04-30

Food evidence. Cousin Lottie to
bashful youth-"T am sure that new
suit Of yours must be all wool, Lon
n.y." Alonzo-"Why" Cousin Lot
tie-"Because you look so sheepish
in it."-Clothier and Furnisher.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-04-30

Forward watch-"Eight bells, and
all's we'll" Seasick old lady-"He
wouldn't say so if he knew how bad
" | felt."-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1890-04-30

Historicus wants to know when
New York was laid out. If we re-.
member rightly it was on the eighth
ballot-Whiteside Herald.