Idaho news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1887-1891, 1890-09-13
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
Westward the Star of Empire and
so Forth.

4 .
so Forth.
Among the many good things in
the last issue oil the Arizona Kicker
We extract the following, says the
Detroit Free Press:
Our Gain.-Monday afternoon an
Italian with dancing bear stru'S;
the town, and half an hour later Col
onel Siderial Thompson, assistant
register OF deeds, awoke from
snooze he had been enjoying in an
arm chairin the Mighty West billiard
parlors. When the colonel saw the
bear dance he made up his booty
mind to have waltz with him. His
friends called him off, but he was pig |
headed and obstinate and refused to |
stay off. He suddenly jumped in on |
the bear with yell and whoop, and
being new to our ways the beast
probably supposed himself attacked.
At any rate he set to work with teeth
and claws, and so used the colonel
up i'm about three minutes that he
died that night. The general verdict
of the public is that his loss is our
gain. He had no enterprise as aciti-
zen, and as a man some OF us would
have to plant him within few weeks
any how.
Settled at Last.-As viii benotieed
slswhere in the regular courtproceed-
ings, the legal trouble between the
editor of the Kicker and Prof.
Mccall has ut Inst been settled
and mn amicable understanding
arrived at. The professor came here
about two years ago and being in
hnrd luck borrowed our only Sunday
shirt and fifty cents in cash, andla
on refused to either return the same
or recognize our claim. We posted
him us q dead beat and he sued us
for $4,000. We proved him big
I. nnist and he fired two shot at us in
front of the postoftice. We advised
llynching, and he was laid up for a
month in the attempt to horsewhip
{ Ius. The professor instituted no less
! than five suits against US, ana on
7 several different occasions planned
our assassination.
I Day before yesterday, while thu
/ professor was laying for US with
g shotgun at the postottiee, he wat
z run over in a stampede OF mules
= We were the first TO reach him an'
e render aid. He was carried to Tn
Kicker Office in an unconscious col
Q dition. and il was halt an hour beior
= he came to. Mutual friends seized W
y on the occasion to settle the trouhl
ie and thier efforts were successful. w
~ now desire to announce in itallc
n that the professor is an honest
D. worthy gentleman, possessed OF
OF fine voice and well qualified TO teac
ne the diviae art otmusic. Onthe othe
hand, he subscribes for the kickct
s. paying in advance, of course, an
le advertises to the extent OF $24 p'
90 yenr.
p Apply to the Coroner.-Just as OF
~ outside pages were going to pres
en- Judge knight called Mt The Kick
NJ office and invited us to ride out
lone Tree with him in his horse an
nu buggy. and half an hour later v
as were there. The boys had preced'
ut us. and we found them in n Giro
a around "Dr. b. Il. Belinger, late
u. the ROYAL College of Medicine ofLo
TO aun--the only diseoyerer of a su
cure for consumption" The doct'
IN has been with us about mont
PIE claiming to cure almost everything
al enTth. but after his remedies III
ct, knocked over half dozen citize
on- the bows concluded that it was til
ole Tor him to drop out. He refused
as frop. Hence committee called Al
TO nsked hem to take a walk. lie b.
zee, taken the walk and stood on bar
ess when we caught sight OF him. Th'
ulu was connection between the d'
SO tors neck and and stout limb, =
he was packing a speech.
hts The dSSsor recognized US at OF
rty and besought us to explain TO
rms crowd that he was in hurry TO lea
Ter the country. lie couldn't ay, but
would do the next best thing.
are though he had not advertised "
TO us and he had given all his Job w
by to our contemporary, we could !
she refuse his request As a personal
last vor to us bows. after letting him la
the long enough to insure good case
lme sore throat, cut him down, gave l
n nip ofwhisky and advised him to
aid, east. He went. The last we saw
no him he was making suchtimeas
OF iackrabl&s in this country can e
per- hope to equal. Any one having any
gal claim on los bottles of cosul
tioncure, together witha machine
. making pills, two packs of cards !
are office furniture valued mt 1925,
Illus, please apply TO our worthy cororl
lete. While DR.. Belinger still lives to
ANY world at large, there is no doubt t
Am he is dead to this community"
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