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FASTEST RUNNING HoRsE-J. A. W.,
Santa Clara. Cal. a. The fastest mile ever
made by running horse is 1874. e.
This was made at Monmouth Park. New
Jersey, July 31st, when the Newark stakes
were won by Raveloe, 107 pounds up. Rave
loe belongs to j. Puryear & Co., and is by
Joe Hooker out of Illusion, and Califor-
nia-bred colt.
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GLADIATEUR-J. A. N. Santa Clara. CAL
Gladiator was owned by Count de La
grange, and in 1865 won the 1000 guineas
and the English Derby, the Grand Prix de
Paris, and also the st. Leger in 100. As
general rule no official time is taken on En-
glish racing tracks.
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WHITE STAR LINE.
United States and Royal Mail Steamers
BETWEEN
New York, Queenstown & Liverpool,
SAILING EVERY WEEK.

CABIN $50 AND UPWARD, ACCORD xa.
" ing TO location OF berth and steamer Sc S1xxR
lected; second cabin $50, $40 aud $45. Steerage
tickets from England. ireland, Scotland, Sweden
Norway and Denmark, through to San Francisco, at
lowest rates. Tickets sailing dates and cabin plans
may be procured from w. H. AVERY, Pacific Mail
Dock, or at the General ONCE of the Company 613
Market ST., under Grand Hotel g. W. FLETCHER,
aD26 IuweFrSu II Gen. Agt for Pacific Coast
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Fifth Infantry Regiment.

First Lieutenant, Peter T. Riley; Second
Lieutenant, James A. Brosnan.
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sAUsALIT0-sAN RAFAEL-sAN QUENTIN
VIA
NORTH PACIFIC COAST RAILROAD.


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until iurtheE ho'ee' OOa'S anu Trains wan iun 10 'VE
lows >,or,,,,, ~. CAV
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summary " ss1e,.-..e . = ~ :. =. -
From SAN FRANCISCO for MILL VALLEY (Week
days)-e 80 IL 100 A. NJ; $3.50, S 700 r NJ
tsnndays1ns; 70 s;oo' lo;oo' 1l'Oo A. NJ; 1880
From SAS RsFA III for SAN FRANCISCO r1xaax
Ssvs,s.1n 7.45 o.sn INK ~ o-SAss NS.SS
5.60 ~ '' -0'
(Sundays1-S.nO O .5n 1O.55 n. 12.nO NJ. lis
2:45 400 200, 500, 800 P. N. Extra trip on
Saturday at $50 P. NJ Fare, 80 cents round trip.
FROM Mill VALLEY for SAN FRAYCTsCO fyyeeE
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ANCHOR LINE.

LIVERPOOL via QUEENSTOWN.
Steamship CITY OF ROME" from New York
SATURDAY, Aug. %. Sept. 20. Oct. 1S
Saloon, $50 to 500, Second-cisss $50 aud $50.
GLASGOW SERVICE.
Steamers every Saturday from New York to
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BEsTTRUssEs q SHOULDER BRACES

Made Mt j. IL. a. FOLKEIsS g. ERoS.,
CURGICALAND DENTAL INSTRUMENT -
. DEPOT, 11S Montgomery St, adjoining SuIsS1
Occidental Hotel entrance. iy24 tt cod
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At the prices and the amount of money
you can save:
1900 pair Ladies' French-Kld Button at......s2 so
1900 pair Ladies' Grson French-Kid Button,
extra fine, at. Observation-Disclosures. 90
1900 pair Ladies' GrisOn French-Kid Button,
Waukenphast bottom, stitched edges, extra
me, at..-....''.. 8 oO
140O pair Misses Patent-Leather Fox-Button
BOOTS 5U
1900 pair Child's PatentLeather Fox-Button
Boots 90
500 pair Chds Fine French-Kid Button
BootS at W
Prices OF Gents Wear during this sale:
1900 pair Mems Famous SO Shoes, at....... so
1900 pair Gents Hand-sewed Bals Button,
Congress, London. Medium Il Spanish Toe. at 90
All our own make and every pair war
ranted.
Burt and Mears' Handsewed French Calf
Balls button and congress, at................. so
Canvas and CoIored Shoes almost given
away. Come early to avoid the rush.
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GRAND CLEARANCE SALE!
For 80 days only, commencing
MONDAY. July 21st.

1t will pay you to buy all the Shoes
you may want for the next six months
during this sale.
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IEHIa UsTRALIA-G. r.. City. The whole
lkAk subject of South Sea discovery
1SAy is somewhat vague and traditional.
The Dutch were probably the first to
discover the shores of Australia,
small yacht proceeding along the coast
of New Guinea, and observing the north
ern coast OF Australia in March, 1905.
A few mont his later Torres, Portuguese
commander, gave his name to the straits
separating New Holland from New Guinea.
In 1916 Hartog, another Dutchman. came
upon the western coast of Australia and
other discoveries were made by Dutch
traders, until in 1770 Captain Cook discov-
cred New South Wales and Botany Bay.
To him is generally conceded the honor of
discovery and the utilization of the discov-
cry for practical purposes. In 1888 the first
English colony was settled at the point
now known as Sydney. in New South Wales,
the absence of fierce native population
suggesting to the British Government en-
barrassed then with the disposal of its
convicted criminals, the proprety of
penal settlement in Australia. Some of the
original settlements SO made by Government
agency were utilized for penal purposes,
and while that was the case free colonial
ton was very slow, despite the splendid
chances afforded. The social conditions
were simply not favorable. When, how
ever, gold was found, first in New South
Wales and then in Port Phillip, things I'M
derwent change almost magical, as in Cal
ifornia. The colonies were promptly or
ganiZed, change took place in social
conditions, and Australia, instead of mere
part of the vast British Empire, with form
of government made up on the British
model, but somewhat modified by the United
States idea.
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A PIONEER SHIP-C. 7. B., City, The
Q. c. has before it the State Register and
Yearbook of Facts for the Year 1884," In
which is given ''list of vessels which have
arrived at San Francisco from Atlantic
ports from May, 1851, to March 10, 1857, and
the clipper feet from 1919 to 1857" but
in this list is not given the name of the
"Walhalla" or "Valhalla." A subscriber
has. however, written to the @. c., giving it
as his belief that your query answered on
the Sd inst. refers to the bark Valhalla of
New Orleans. 275 tons, Howes master, which
arrived in San Francisco on May Is, 1850
in 1853 days from New York, and was after
ward used as storeship by the Hazard
Powder Company. If this date is correct.
and the Q. G. has not verified it, it would
bear out your recollection that the arrival
was about the time of the second great fire
in San Francisco, which, as matter of fact,
occurred on the 4th Of Nav 1870
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SUGAR-R. T. Browne, City. o. There
are two sugar refineries in this city-the
Spreckels' and the American. ~ The
major portion of the sugar imported to the
United States comes from the West Indies
q no inconsiderable portion from the Sand
and latterly it has been imported from
Lava.
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Second Artillery Regiment.

Colonel, William Macdonald; Lieutenant
Colonel, John A. Roster; Major, Dennis
Geary; First Lieutenant a. j. Kelleher,
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1.-THE use of 'Castoria Is so universal and
It's merits SO well known that it seems o work
of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTYR, DID,
New York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
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auto sy su&wy TIC Mr.
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for Infants and Children.

"Castoria is well adapted to children that
recommend itas superior to any prescription
known to me-" II. A. ARCHER, M. D.,
III So. Oxford St, Brooklyn, NJ
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for Morning. for Afternoon
Sundays excepted tSaturdays only
1Sundays only. ssMondays excepted
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Southeast feary Street and Grant avenue, F.
AND
YERDIER, Paris. A. FUSEAOT, San Francisco
aul7Su Tu2t
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SulLlvAN-W,LCO%.
a Chapter OF Literary Collaboration
Stolen from Advance sheets.

4 Chapter OF Literary Collaboration
Stolen from Advance Sheets.
John L. Sullivan and Ella Wheeler Wilcox
are TO collaborate on Il noyei-E&chanGe.
Chapter The dainty ormolu clock
on the mantel had just chimed eight in
silyery tones which Algernon Percy de
Villeford came to time looking fresh as
daisy. THE match was to be TO finish,
for Ethel Nane aaI told him it was to
be their last meeting. Ethel's father
acted as timekeeper. She did not MAKO
q move. 1t was evidently her,tactics to
walt for Algernon to force the fighting
while she played for his wind. Alger-
non was foxy from the first.
"Algernon, she said, after consider
able feinting, Il love you. My soul
throbs with the subtle magnetism Of
your presence. Oh, love, love, is it not
a horrible thing? See how it transforms
angels into monsters and monsters into
angels. When am with you there is
no time, no eternity-nothing but you.
The sun shines that it may beam upon
your face. The stars glitter only that their
light may kiss the path that you are
treading. Do not turn your head away.
Do you not hear me? Can you not feel
the blood that rushes through my hands,
madly tingling TO the refrain 1 love
you'll love your"
Algernon came up groggy,
He spoke in monosyllables, undertake
ing series of short-arm blows. She
made a gallant lead, but he countered.
"Ah-I-am-so-poor," he said.
"Were l rich-but think of your FAM
ily."
"What is wealth or position to me?"
she cried.
he reached for her with both hands
for mad embrace. He was playing for
her neck, but she caught him with
sumner over the heart.
His breath came heavily; he was evil
IDENTIFY pretty we'll winded.
'"Will you consent to brave the future
and be mine, in spite of my poverty and
humble positioH?"
"Oh, Algernon," she murmured.
She had knocked him clean over the
ropes.-Washington Post.
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WAR EAGLE IN STONE.
Klckapoo Indians Como on tho petriflcd
Bo:ly of n Chief


Body of n Chief.
A dispatch from Shawneetown, l. T.,
to the ST. Louis Globe Democrat, says:
There is great excitement among the
Kiclapoos over the discovery of petri-
fed body, supposed to be that of War
Eagle, leading chief of the tribe, who
died many years ago, shortly after tho
tribes return from Old Mexico. Instead
of the remains being deposited in tho
ground in coffin they were placed in
an upright position in a large hollow
tree, there to await tho coming of tho
happy hunting days, as the Indians be-
iieve.
Yesterday, during the rage of fierce
forest fire, the trunk of the tree was
consumed by the flames. A party of In
dams who were passing through the
woods, stopped to light their pipes,
when the image of an Indian warrior,
with tomahawll in hand, was discovered
underneath the ashes Of tho burning
tree Tho scene which followed is de-
scribed rs being most remarkable.
thatthcy lost all self-control, and u reg
ular panic ensued, the Indians rushing
madly through the woods and yelling at
the top of their voices. AS soon as word
could be communicated to tho remain
ing members of the tribe, some two
hundred in number, a hurried consulta-
ton was held, at which it was decided
that the reservation should be immedi-
ately abandoned Luckily some of the
more civilized members of tho tribe had
influence enough to allay the feeling of
fear, and the plan OF desertion was not
carried out
The place of fright was visited later
in the day, when, sure enough, the pct
rifed body of War Eagle was exhumed
and placed upon exhibition. The petri-
Gcation was perfect. The war costume
was as natural as life, there being per-
feet imprint on the stone of both gun
and tomahawll, which were buried
alongside the body. The peculiar for
nation of stone presents an imposing
appearance, and, but for tho occasional
creases caused by insects, would be clear
of any lmperfections.
a large hollow log was selected, the
top sawed off about fourteen feet from
the ground, and the petrifed body
placed therein, to remain forever. 4
two-inch pine slab bearing the following
inscription marks the remains of this
tribes greatest warrior; War Eagle,
great fighter, turned TO rock. Indians
afraid Great Spirit Let him sleep on
in his beauty forever.
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THREE NOTED WIDOWS.
Fresh Gossip About Mrs. Beecher, Mrs
Custer and Mrs. Grant.

Fresh Gossip About Mrs. Beecher, Mrs.
Custer and Mrs. Grant.
Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher has re-
turned from Florida, and is seen on the
streets occasionally, little figure,
slight, white-haired and folded in a
black. shawl. When 1 met her yester-
day, says d New York correspondent to
the Post Dispatch, there was the faint
est touch of pink on her cheeks, giving
her that delicate, shell-like beauty
which sometimes goes with soft white
skin and white curls. She had bunch
of lilies of the valley pinned on her bo-
som. Within the block passed another
woman whose proximity made me look
about startled. Had she recognized the
daughter Of Victoria Woodruff? l
think not Neither had the pretty Zulu
Maud recognized her. A new generation
has grown up, and in, any case, there
would not have been any thing dramatic
about the encontre, Yet meeting the
two brought back old memories. Mrs.
Beecher's rooms are full of pictures OF
her husbands the young lover, in the
prime of life, as he was the year he died
and most Of these pictures are so
placed that the trail of a vine, the petals
of flower, caress them. Her inter-
ests in life are largely the things that
interested him, or that she believes
would, il he were now living, meet his
approval. She gives helping hand to
the Brooklyn Woman's Health Protect
i've Association, which wishes to clean
the streets OF dirty city.
On the same day passed within the
hour two other widows--Mrs. Custer, IN
black dress and with winning eyes, and
Mrs. Julia Dent Grant, who does not
walk far, but was crossing the sidewalk
from her carriage. Mrs. Custer has the
record, believe, OF never making an
acquaintance who does not wish to be-
come friend. She walks the pave
iments with splendidiy free step, In
(which one could almost fancy q rem
iniscence of the Plains. a more prosaic
texplanaflon Is found IN her brosd-soled,
ssuMczs senss g5gss sAs isJEyQfsS 70
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came without Mr.. Bowser having said
any thing about removal / felt per-
fectly assured that he would leave that
stove alone. Great was my consterna-
ton. therefore, when he suddenly OBJ
served the other evening, us We roasted
on tho front steps:
"Well, we'll, but how absent-minded
I have become! Why didn't you call my
attention to the fact that that coal stove
had not been moved out of the hall?"
Because it is TO be left there"
"Not muchl People must have Thoughts
us queer family to leave it there as
long as we have"
"Mr. Bowser, that stove is not in the
way, and it is not an eye-sore. Besides
we have TO place to store it,"
VT goes to the barn, Of course"
ut would be tho most foolish thing
you coufd do"
"Humph! How would it look to have
a snow-shovel standing on each side of
our front door with the thermometer at
05 degrees in the shade? One must have
any eye out for consistency and the
eternal fitness of things"
"Well, if You are determined to move
it, if You will move it in spite of my pro-
tests, send up couple of men tomorrow
and have it over with"
'Send up nothingl Do you suppose
I'm going to pay some one two dollars
to lift that stove out when can do it
myself with a twist of tho wrist? I'll
have 1t out of the way in ten minutes.
"Mr. Bowser, you can no moro move
that stove than can fly"
Cant |? l can do it with one hand
tied behind me, and III go right at it.
argued and cntreated, but it was no
use. twas dreadfully warm evening,
and Mr.. Bowser was painting as he sat
tanning himself, but what did he do but
walk in and prepare for the struggle.
! felt thst ought to make one last APP
peal, and followed him and said:
"Mr. Bowser, if you won't touch the
stove tonight I'll make a big pitcher of
ice-cold lemonade"
Lemonade! Nonsense! One would
think from the way you talk that l was
going TO murder somebody. Just sit
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Cn.oneratlon hr lYace.r Farmers.

Twelve young ladies of Indianapolis,
employed in stores and Offices, have
rented suite of twelve rooms and are
living on the Bcllamy plan. Each pays
into the treasury s. per week, and a
cook is employed to prepare meals. In
addition each is assessed % cents for q
contingent fund, which is held to meet
unusual expenses. The young ladies
room in couples, and each week two of
them are appointed purveyors. The
only time they arc all together is at
supper, but they are contented and en-
JOY their way OF living.
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WE CAN AND Do

Guarantee DR.. Ack er's Blood Elixir,
for it has been fully demonstrated to
the people of this G country that it is su-
perior to sssl other preparations for
blood Diseases. 1t is a positive cure
for syphilitic poiso- ming, Ulcers, Erup-
tions and Pinples@ 1t purities the
whole system and thoroughly builds
up the constitution. Sold by Bud
we'll Christian g. Ba .rbee.
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Assuming Responsibility.

Two colored porters in Texas hotel
were about to wrestle with the large
trunk of newly-arriyed stranger when
ono OF them took occasion to remark:
"Dis heah trunk weighs at de leas'
twenty-five pounds moro den free hum
dred pounds, and | KANT lift no noah
den free hundred pounds"
'Nebbcr mind, SAM" replied the por-
ter; lest catch on and tote free hum
drcd pounds up dc sta's and I'll be
'sponsible for de rest. "-Tcxas dSiftings.
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oHUltT OF blATrisIs.

Great Magazine Editor-We are very
short of matter. All the great generals,
notorious politicians, famous lawyers,
popular actresses, eminent physicians
and prominent scientists seem to be too
busy to write for US just now.
Assistant (meditatively) Perhaps we
might get some articles from literary
men.
Great Editcr-Good idea! I'll make
tour of the poor-houses tomorrow
Life
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AnI1S10 YOURSELF.

1t is surprising that people will use
a common, ordinary pill when they
can secure valuable. English one
ior the same money. DR.. Ackers
English pills are a positive cure for
sick headache and all liver troubles.
They are small, sweet, easily taken,
and do not grippe.
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willing to Help Hor Out.

Wife (sobbing Some day you'll find
me lying at deaths door, and then what
will you do?
Husband tcourteously)-My dear.
have you ever known me TO be SO ungal-
liant as to allow a lady to open a door
when 4 ives Texas Siftings.
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ladies Have TrIedIt.

A number of my lady customers
have tried Mothers Friend" and
woald not be without for many times
its cost. They recommend it 10 all
who are teo become mothers. f. a.
Payne, Druggist. Cireenville,. Ala.
Write Rradfield Reg. Co., Atlanta,
Ga, for particulars. By Budwell
Christian and Barbee.
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Sand and Dust.

First Sporting Mani admire that fell
low jackson. He'd DO willing to fight
Sullivan for SO, 600 any day. Hes got
lots OF sand.
Second Sporting Man-Yos; but
doubt if he's got the necessary dust
West Shore.
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FLOR .JistaEe.

Frank-How did she act when you
proposed?
Fred--She acted well. She pretended
that she had never been proposed to be-
fore. In fact, she was an amateur.
Frank-Ah. SHAT was fatal mistake
to make with a Observation-Disclosures
Wnnlcl,.
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7hes1HusbanT memory and absorbed in
her literary occupations.

Mrs. Grant looks well and kindly, and
stouter than is altogether becoming.
Queen Victoria, however, is feshier,
and Mrs. Grant dresses in better taste
than Queen Victoria. fancy not much
credence is to be given to the report
that she will go to England and live
with Mrs. Sartoris. All her interests
are ON this side of the water. Another
report, even less probable, says that she
has plans for voluminous literary pro-
duction. When she has finished the
"reminiscences which now engage her,
which will be practically her auto
biography, it is moro than doubtful if
she sets about any further labor.
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CAN'T SIZE NIGHTS

Is the complaint of thousands suffer
ing from asthma l, consumption,
coughs, etc. Did you ever try Dr..
Acker's English Re, nedy? 1t is the
best preparation KIM ,wn for all lung
troubles. Sold positive guar
antee at 25c. and Soc. Sold by Bud
well, Christian s. Bug 1well.
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Attested as follows:

AtLtslVU tto IUIIUWS'
I've do hereby certify that We
Supervise the arrangement for all the
monthly and semi-annual drawings OF
the Louisiana State Lottery Com
pany, and in person manage and con-
troll the drawings themselves, and
that the same are conducted with
honesty, fairness, and in good faith
towards all parties, and we authorize
the Company to use this certificate,
with fac SMILES of our signatures
attached, in its advertisements"
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PITTSBURGH De
VELOPMENT co.

ROANOKE, Va, Aug. "A, 1884
called meeting of the stockholders OF
the Pittsburgh Development 20. VIII
be held at its office. as Exchange
Building, on Wednesday, September
: By order Of the Board Of Directors.
JNo. B. LEVY.
A,o AT aw-ew Sec. and Treas.
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yphy the Birds Twittered.

II.Algy unlocking his door as the milk
man comes along) Shay. tell me. John,
W:la tiIno ish it. thish mornin'?
8 A,il.sulan toi a humorous turn $50.
Algy-Ilaw! It's enrly. | fawncied it
waszh Ave o'clockl-T Texas Siftings.
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From .hc Tragedy of tho Future.

Bismarck -The Emperor's brute.
Mrs. Biz-Why so, oh! man 81 blood?
Bismarck-IIe doth burlesque.
Mrs. Biz-And how, OIL Iron ex-
Chancellor?
Bismarck-Whcn he did seek to know
the status OF me health he put it thus:
GLOW doth the little Bizzy be?"
Mrs. Biz-Ye gods! What bascness
here there is.-Life.
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The Innocent Farmer.

Traveler-How far is it to the next
town, Johnny?
Farmers Boy-How'd you know my
name was Johnny?
Travclcr-O! guessed it.
Farmers Boy-Well, if yer SO blamed
good at guessin', guess how far it is to
tn next taown.-Light
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w. H. Rohr, formerly with Rohr
Bros, Harrisonburg, Va, is now with
Messrs. Brown, johnson & Co., the
Jefferson street hardware men, where
he will be glad to see his old friends
and acouaintances.
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THE BoWsERs.
Mr.. Bowser Tackles g Store with
Dire Results.

. ST fall Mr..
Bowser put a
b as e-burner in
the front h a IL
to keep it at a
co mfort q Bile
t G m pera ture
during the win
ter, and W h en-
s pri ng cam Q
n o t h ing was
said about NOV
ing the stove.
1t was not in
the way. w g
had no place to
move it to, and
w hon summer
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A Fine Distinction.

Mothcr-Freddy, you have been very
naughty. heard what you said to
Tommy Jones. Don't you know that
"he that calleth his brother a fool is in
danger Of"
Freddy-oh, that's all right, ma!
Tommy amt my brother, and, besides,
didn't call him fool said he was a
darned idiot.-Light.
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Farmer Rake Gndignantlyl-Say, Bill,
can't you do any thin ell day but swing
in tibet hammock?
Young Rake (home from college)--
Oh. dear, yesl Team get in it, and can
ret out of itl-Puck.
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AGENTS WANTED.

-. For club rates or any further
information desired, write legibly to
the undersigned, clearly stating your
residence, with State, county, street
and number. More rapid return mail
delivery will be assured by your en-
closing an envelope bearing your full
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