The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-07-31
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iisd ~ The bsei yard u rlsh.
-Cous 10 iList a IL. bov coo yca 81
poet u. poor 10 he oostepsed vhso the
ricb ts,sr suf
--Nesly I'll writers ssssfi The, srsveI de-
vslops . nsa. All except Ia the region Of
the POCKET
--Ths yopps man 10 The hsLii 81 driSk
ius 90 mech ina, be- sees dosble should
always feGsis sinsls
TIE nsn that soald attempt 10 strike
tho Amaiesn ssg u rrssni would zee
ssofsa tLss ever.
% George. psps IL nrehADing the dos
Ls ali right lie used 10 he my dog 4
save hin 10 the dealer 10 cell 10 ycnr psp,.
"A msn over 10 Para makes li,ios by
vskiSs folk. .hose business neeessiiates
their risins ,srly: be does . rousisg bnsi.
pess
"a little sirl asked 10 defas . dove.
ssii: A dovs 10 sn insect with white foli
sge. Tits sss real attempt 10 put Der
iless Toto words
Wicker. They tell me. professor .,hs,
you hare mastered al the modern tongues
Professor Polyglot An but two-my wifes
sud her mothers.
LADY = How rice 10 have brother -
you have. FlOssiel ! suppose the always
takes your psrl. doesnt boz Fiossie =
Yes'm when the pie 10 passed.
shi exclaimed Tommy. listening st the
door There's company In the psrlor.
Hos do Jon kpow' inquired Willie.
Msmmss calling psps my love-.
No hurry. Elephants have been known
10 live to The age OF four hundred years
moral: Young man. don't DO in too much
ola Lurfy 10 BEE the elephant. He'll keep.
--Blobson says that be never had but
one early h,ms. and that one has made him
Keep old times lie rcmenbersuce ever since
by Kidding the kitchen fire At siH o'clock.
Benevolent Lady = have been trying
10 had the Old Ladies' Home. This is
~, isn't iis Doortender No. madam. This
is the stage door OF the Spectacular Thea
tire.
Merchant Ito bis clerk - How can you
take your bat cG TO that man when you
know how he has cheated me- How can
! help taking my hat Of to any mao who
eau cheat your
Any rags for sale herei said the rag
man ~ he appeared at the side door OF the
editors house. No, replied the wife, my
husband is down at the office. and be has
bis clothes on him.
"A Cbicsgo young girl who, after break.
ing On engagement With q minister, mar
ried Chinese laundryman, eIplsined the
occurrence on the theory that clean illness
IL next to godliness
Mother My boy ! didn't mean to
whip you so hard. Willie (~ho has been
stealing iaml--That's all right. ma, did
MT get quite enough jam anyhow. and III
go aud get little more.
Miss Gashy las Snsgby prepares to
rissl = Oh don't get upl Don't get upi
Please keep yourlses,l Snsgby (slightly
bewildered) Like TO oblige you. madam,
bu, get of a. this street.
Have you heard Miss Simpson sing
aimee she returned from Europe? Several
times. Do you think she has improved
Very much, Ia what Particular She
doesn't sing as much as she used to.
A health Journal says 10 going upstairs
the mouth should be kept closed. Most
wives understand this. II 10 not until Of. |
ter they have got their husbands upstairs
that they begin to open their mouths.
--"Onwsrd aud Upward" will be the
marin Of the new paper, said the editor
proudly. Aud /, proved happy maxim
too. For three short months the paper
vent onward, aud then it went upward.
Nov pray for Susie Bates. said Mrs.
simersl to sir year old Fiossie. who Va.
saying her prayers. Susie is qnite sick.
Why. mamma. said flossie, | can't pray
for her. She doesn't belong to our crowd.
"A certain doctor Of divinity. after
preaching at his old home. was thus com.
plimented by an old colored man: Larry.
you's good prescher. you's good preach
or. tell you. yons q soundin' brass and
tinklin cymbsl.
He Cat breskfsst) Il shall never ask
you again whs. you do with you pin mon
ey, my dear. She-wby not, Henryg
Hell have found out ! stepped on sbout
si1 hundred Of the darned things when ]
50, home last night.
Little Boy This paper speaks OF
young lady who has an attractive face
Does that mean pretiy' Papa Wbs
young lady is the paper talking sboutf
1t's about en- heiress II means she isn't
quite homely enough to stop clock.
-Essiera farmer (coptsmpiuously)-
Catch me going ~est. where you have
peither coal nor wood Mighty inconveu
len, burning corn Ter fuel. isn't ~ West
cru farmer Wall. yes. il is rather The
esn Is % bis ue can't git EN- 10 the stove
Mrs. Bib. See here Why are you
unloading al those shingles 10 front OF m,
doo'i We haven't ordered any. Driver
No. mum They comes vid the cum
plimenis Of the neighbors You see. folks
THINKS from the way your boy acts thai
you cant Afford TO buy any.
Baroness Ito . man servant who ha,
jus. Gene ip) -Johspn. do not wbisii.
10 that sbomipsble manner aud such
vulgar tanes besidcsl johann = Bn. cure
~ your l.iyship doe. no, erpec, one OF