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PERSONAL AND lMPERsoNAl.

Andrew Carnegio's mascot is q brsss
telegraph key He keeps it in glass
case.
The relic-hunters are paying fancy
prices to che hairdresser of the lato
Cardinal Newman for cuttings OF tho
great divine's hair
Charles ID. Young, Denver boy of
fifteen, has just built tho smallest coal
burning locomotive in existence. Il is
about five feet long and weighs 235
pounds.
"A potato party is new pastimc that
marks the waning of originality at sum
mer resorts Tho participants try to
see VINO Is most export in picking up u
line of potatoes with n teaspoon.
Again we see the danger of handing
the names of illustrlous mon around
promiscuously. Charles Dickens has
just broken window at Red Bank for
the purpose of acquiring lodging in
Jail and bite TO eat
&C. a. Eastman, full-blooded Sioux
Indian who recently graduated from
Harvard, is the idol of the Boston girls.
His room is filled with pincushions,
chair covers, gloves and handkerchief
cases and gives forth tho scent of sweet
flowers.
AT tho General Grant cottage at
Mount McGregor is kept register of
visitors, and among those who have
within the past few days affixed their
sign manual may be seen globe-trotters
from England, Scotland, Sweden, Hun
gary Canada, Mexico, Brazil and South
ern Africa.
1t will interest gcntlemen on their
uppers, and such rs contemplate abstin-
ence next winter in tho vulgar habit of
consuming threo meals a day, to know
that the famous faster of Europe, MIR.
Succi, has arrived in New York, and will
shortly begin to show what n man can
do for forty-five or fifty days when con-
suming distilled water and a few spoon
fuls daily of an elixir from African
plants.
In n recent lecture a professor Of
languages. in commenting on tho diif-
culties foreigners had to overcome be-
foro they could master our language,
made mention of the following oddities:
The letter C changes lovor into clover,
d makes crow Il crowd. X makes eyed
keyed, & changes son into song, trans
forms pear into n pearl, changes 4
hoe into shoe. makes bough bought,
and w makes omen women
The returning vacationists who bear
the pleasing sign of rest and recupera-
ton in their appearance havo been carry
ing out an idea of a physician who
writes to the North American Roview.
He says: Broadly considered, change,
which brings about an alteration of vital
action, is the sole curative principle in
disease, whether accomplished by fresh
scenes, unaccustomcd diet altered
habits or drugs AS conservator of
health. too it stands prc-cminent"
Among the interesting visitors at
Bar Harbor this summer has been a
Bulgarian. Stoyar X. Vatralsky. Ho
was converted to Christianity through
the efforts of a missionary who visited
his eastern home. and camo to America
to complete his education. giving
lectures of Bulgaria to dcfray his OK
penscs- He will return to endeavor to
raise his countrymcn in civiliza ton by
means of articles in tho local press on
American institutions. Several of his
articles have already appeared, with
encouraging results.
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The Dearest LittIc \,ou,nn ,

They had only been married a short
time
Just see, George" she exclaimed, az
have bought you just the cutcst cigar
case imaginable. Isn't it 4 bcauty?"
And George folded her to his arms,
with the remark thaS she was just the
dearest little woman alive.
After short scene % bliss she broke
the silence.
"Oh! nearly forgot. Here's the bill
for my new bonnet. 1t lnay be trino
high, but it is perfect love of bon
net"
And George reiterated b, under his
breath, that She was the dearest lit @
woman alive.-Ihe Jury.l
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RoARDlNG-HousE TALES.
Exchanging the Compliments of the Sen.
son with tho Landlady.

Exchanging the Compliments OF the Sem
son with tho Landlady.
''What do chickens look like, Mrs.
Codhooker?" inquired the bank clerk Of
the landlady. as he inspected tho drum
stick on his plate.
"Are you in earnest, Mr.. Wanks?"
She asked.
"Look something like centipedes
don't they?" he continued, fretfully.
Certainly not. Haven't you ever
been in the country and seen the chick
ems scratching?"
"Weil, yos, but I've drawn only legs
and pin-feathcrs for eleven months in
your house, and I've sort OF lost the
shape of the Bird
Swell, ma'am,'' said the fisherman,
playfully sticking his leadpencil in tho
HOLSTERS claw, "thc oyster season is
hero"
"l'm Sorry" said the landlady, regret
GLOW 500" he asked. in surprise.
"We!l, I've been servjn' them big
CLANS of yours, stewed, all summer"
she answered, "and whenever one of my
boarders struck clam in the soup as
big as biscuit he'd chew on it till ho
was too tired to eat any thing else
"Isn't the price of a lamb much
higher than it used to be, Mrs. Cod
hooker?" inquired theVoung gentleman
boarder, as he struggled with a chop at
breakfast.
Indeed it is" rcioincd the landlady,
earnestly, land going up all the time."
II supposed SO, ma'am. With Harlem
growing so fast, there must be q great
decrease in goats
Gin all my experience" said the old
gentleman boardcr, as he peeled a
banana, 81 never knew such a famine
in fruits. You must be greatly en-
barassed about preserves for next win
ter, Mrs. Codhoolcr."
ooh. not at ALL" answered the land
lady, chccrily. ~ have just put up for
ty-ninc jars of watermelon rind."
81 never can cat this dessert, Mrs. Cod
hooker" said the Georgia boardcr,
TREMENDOUSLY, pushing away IL charlotte
russo.
81 am surprised. Mr.. Watson, p" rcjoincd
the landlady. Charlotte russo is re-
gardcd as great dclicacy."
81 know it-I-pardon my emotion
my mothers name was Charlotte. IN.
y. Tribune.
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But Still I,o Never DRINKS.

McJunllin-Will you join me in glass
Of old rye, Colonel?
Colonel Gorc-Much obliged, but I
don't drink.
Mc'Junkin (surpriscdi' why. under
stood our friend to say you were from
Kentucky.
Colonel Gorc-I am.-The Jury.
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A Chamce Encounter.

Mollcby lin the wee sma' hours)-
What yo' dom roun' Mistah Smith S
hcn-coop at dis time o night?
Johnsing = Muffin But whad's yo'
doin'?
Mokcby-NufIin.
Johnsing-Wcll don. let's bofe do it
together. Pluck.
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prisoncr-But I would rather tell
my own story. Don't you think it
would be believed?
Lawyer-Ycs, that's the trouble. 1t
would carry conviction with 1.-THE
jury
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a starvation Policy.

Gazzam--A man in Italy has lived
forty days without food.
Cnmso-llo was a business man who
did not advertise, suppose. The Jury.
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TheCitzens Bank ofRoanoke


Salem Avenue, between jefferson and
Henry Streets.
j. u. LEVY. President, late cashier
Commercial Bank Roanoke. Va.
II NJ. DICKINSON.
Cashier.
Accounts Of banks, bankers. corpor
atoms, merchants. and individuals
solicited. Our facilities for doing -
general banking business are equal to
any banking house in Virginia Col
icctions speciality and prompt remit.
tances made. Interest allowed on time
dcositS. mplS-tf.
DOANOkE DEVELOPMENT COM
Ia PANf. Roanoke, Va, Oct. IA. 1890.
general meeting Of the Stockholders
of the Roanoke Development Company
will be held in the city of Roanoke,
Va. at the office of the Roanoke Trust,
Loan and Safe Deposit Company. on
Saturday, November IL, 1890, at IL
o'clock III. BY order of
\. c. DENNISTON. Pres
w. s. McCLANAIIAN Secretary.
I'm
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WYTHEVILLE, VA.

THE GEM or TIE Al.LEGHANIEs-''
SARATOGA OF TIE SOUTH
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Rustic Landlord--Ec sec. he's bean
down in the flats fisain. an L tolc i'm
when he come back 20 dodge aroun' so
the skectcrs Wouldn't follcr i'm. Big
un's down there, sir.--.Light.
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NORFOLK Il WESTERN RAIL
~ ROAD.
Schedule in effect Sept. Bird, 1890.

u 4
~ ROAD.
Schedule in effect Sept Bird. 1890.
WEST BOUND.
LEAVE ROANOKE
lo;o' Il. III. Daily; arrive Bristol 400
p. m. Stops ut all stations
connecting ut Radford with
trains on New River Branch:
arriving at pocahontas ut
3:35 y. IN.
5:4' p. M Daily. arrives Radford 100
p. M, connecting with New
River Branch ut 1:35 y. M.
for Blucticld and Pocahou-
tas; arrivos Pocahontas l0:a5
p. III. Arrives Bristol ll:aO
p. M, connecting with f..
II. v. Il Ct. Il. r. for all
points south and west Has
Pullman Palace Sleeper
Roanoke TO Memphis, with
out change.
T:a5 Il. m. Daily arrive Radford Ola
4. m, connecting with New
River Branch, leaving Rad
lord l2:l0 p. M. Arrives
lirlstol l2:i0 p. M. connects
with f.. II. V. IL G.. r. Il.
for all points south and
west; has Pullman Palace
Sleeper from Roanoke to
New Orleans will
change.
EAST BOUND.
LEAVE ROANOKE.
5:25 a. m. Daily: for Lynchburg, Pc
tcrsburg. Richmond, (yi.
Petersburg and r. IL l.. Il.
R.,) Norfolk and intcrmc-
diatc points; Connects at
Lynchburg with V. Nj. Il.
X. for Washington and the
East, leaving LynchLurg
$40 a. m. daily. Arrives
Norfolk 200 p. M. connect
ing with steamer lines to
Baltimore and New York.
lo;lO Il. m. Daily: arrives Lynchburg
100 Il. M. connecting with
Y. NJ. Il. Il. for all points
north. arriving Washing
ton 100 p. M; arrives Pc
tcrSburg 1920 p. M: arrives
Richmond via X. Il u. r..
r.. 5:05 p. M; arrives Nor
folk 100 p m.
3:i' p. m. Daily; for Lynchburg and
intermediate stations; ar
rivcs Lynchburg $40 p. m
':2o p III. Daily: for I.ynchburg and
intermediate stations: ar
rivcs lynchhurg 9:2O p M
Cripple Creek Extension-Lc Leaves
Pulaski S:l5 Il. III. Daily, except Sun
day and 300 p. IN. Daily. arrive Ivan
hoe 9:43 Il. M, and 400 y. m
Clinch Valley Extension lin operation
Aug. 3, to st. Paul, ST miles)-Lcavc
Blucticld $40 n. m, daily; arrive ST
Paul 1890 p. m.
All inquiries as to rates, routes, etc,
promptly answered.
w. Il. BEVILL,
Gen'l Pass. and Ticket Agent.
ClIAS. q. EDDY, vicc-prcsdent
janl General Offices. Roanoke.
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ROANOKE, VIRGINIA.
Estimates checrfully give" on this line
OF work. jcG-6m
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Jury.

Mrs. Pruncllc-Wh in the world are
you doing. Robert?
Mr.. rrunclle-Hincc that feminine
craze for mems linen came in, you've in
dulgcd in it so that this is the only
thing can find to put on. Puck.
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~ RAND OPENING SALE OF THE
~ Wythcvillc Development Company.
Sale will begin September 30, AT
o'clock.
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l:iudin. tho hlosouitoes.

Summer Boardcr-Whats that boy
skipping about in tnst strange manner
forn
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RAILROADS.
~ SHENANDOAH VALLEY RAIL
~ ROAD

SiiENANDOAlI VALLEY RAIL
~ ROAD.
5. +. TYLER, Receiver.
Schedule in effect June .. 1890.
AKEIFE At RoANoKE.
':oo p. III. daily Memphis Express,
from Hagerstown and the
North. Through Pullman
sleeping cars from New
York and Philadelphia to
Chattanooga and Memphis
via Harrisburg, llagers-
town and Roanoke.
$40 y. m. Daily-New Orleans EX-
press from New York, Phil
adelphia and Baltimore,
making connection through
to tho South Carries
through Pullman palace
buffet sleeping car from
Philadelphia to New Or.
leans, without change. via
Harrisburg. IIagerstown,
Roanoke, Cleveland, Calcra
and l.. Il n. X. r.
LEAVE ROANOKE
o'f' u. nj. baltimore Express
from all points sonth for
washington, Baltimore,
harrisburg. Philadelphia
and New York. Carries
Pullman palace buffet
sleeping car from Roanoke
to Philadelphia without
change, via llagcrstown
and Harrisburg.
':'o p. m Daily-Ncw York and Phil
adclphia Express. from
Memphis, Chattanooga and
all points south. For Phil
adclphia and New York.
Carries Pullman palace
buffet sleeping cars through
to Philadelphia and New
York via Roanoke. lIagers-
town and Harrisburg.
lckct agents will furnish all infor-
nation and through schedules upon APP
plication 10
O. HOWARD ROVER.
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81 never can cat this dessert, Mrs. Cod
hooker" said the Georgia boardcr,
pushing away Il charlotte
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Ilckct agents will furnish all infor-
nation and through schedules upon APP
plication 10
O. HOWARD ROVER.
II u. L. Il L. Agcnt. Roanoke. Ma
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the same time, as we treat all diseases
constitutionally
Asthma. Consumption, Catarrh. Bron-
chitis, rheumatism, Kidney and Liver
Disease, Chills and Fever, Female
Troubles, in all its forms and in fact,
every disease known to the human sys-
TEN.
beware OF Fraudulent limitations.
See that our Trade Mark (samc as
abovel appears on each Jug
JOHNSON Il JOHNSON.
Druggists, Sole agents. or Jefferson
ana flrst ave. S. W. junl7-ly
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4Ol JEFFERSON ST.

ROOFING, GurrEHNG, SCOUTING.
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on his way to work terrible vengeance
on the brother who had, he thought,
wrecked his life, and he gloated In an
ticipation over his coming sweet re-
venge. A long, hard ride brought the
troop, little after midnight, upon the
old farm, the home of his happy youth.
An alarm was raised by the dogs.
Hastily disposing his men so as to
command every means of exit, the Cap
tain ordered a sergeant to summon the
Yankee officer to appear. Roughly the
demand was made, but those within
the house, though evidently awakened
and alarmed, made no reply. VIII
could not invade the home of his par
ents and kill his brother in cold blood,
upon his hearthstone; he was not cal
loused sufficiently for that as yet. But
on Marks death he was resolved.
Again the sergeant voiced his or
ders:
Bring out that Yankee, or we will
burn you up like rats in a corn-crib!"
Still no answer.
Then straw and other infammab1e
material was gathered and piled against
the corners of the old sun-dried house,
and to these heaps a light was
touched.
O4Oh1J dI AISGs tnOu L1OI0 Ia p4u4Js
the flames began to creep in and out
amidst the brush and old timber, then
10 lick their red tongues against the
outer framework of the structure. A
frightened man and two women rushed
from back door and sought shelter in
the slight underground beyond. These
VIII knew to be servants, and gave or
ders to allow them to escape. Then he
Rugged himself and chuckled as the
wind famed the fire and the charred
wood began to glow.
Suddenly the door of the house
opened and a woman, in hastily cast
on garments of white, with hair IN
bound and agony in every feature and
action, rushed into the open. In her
arms she carried an infant, and as she
gazed wildly about, dazed by the fire
light and her misery. the big sergeant
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do. and We had a traitor with US;
what for him 2"
Death! You know it well; why
ask one such a question %
Il VIII see that he receives his de-
serts at once" said the Captain, and
he went out.
An hour later there was a call for
Captain Thaxton; some special devil
ment of their duty required his skill
and courage.
They sought him in the rude shelter
he had made apart from the others, as
was his custom always.
They found him.
Dead, bullet through his temples,
a pistol by his side, on his breast a
card bearing these words: "A double
traitor pays the penalty"
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swooped down upon her as wolf up
on the sheep-fold, and snatched the
little one from her breast.
With q terrible cry of terror she
sprang towards the human brute, and
he, grasping her slight form with one
great hand, easily held her at arms
length, while with the other he raised
the child high above his head and held
it there.
The refuse heaps were roaring fur
naces now.
Bring out that Yankee, or tell us
where you have him hid, " he yelled,
with fearful oaths. "or into the fire,
like blind puppy, goes your brat.
Il cannot, cannot tell you," gasped
the poor mother, helpless in her agony.
XIII me, burn me, but do not harm
my baby!"
With brutal laugh the giant rufian
swung the child about over his head.
Fetch out your Yankee, or in goes
the cub" he yelled, while mother and
infant walled, as it were, a death-song.
Ont of the darkness beyond stepped
one whose sheathed saber clanked
along the ground, whose dress, even
though irregular, and whose bearing
showed that he was in command
Give the woman her child, he or
dered.
The babe was reluctantly lowered
until within reach of the mothers
spring to seize it. She wrapped her
self about it as a protecting mantle.
then turned to seek the power that had
interfered in their behalf
The light of the flames fell upon the
hard, set face of VIII Foster
She knew him instantly, and her
heart froze within her. But time was
precious-was life or death. She must
make her appeal quickly.
She went and kneeled down before
the stone man, who stood there,
statue like, watching his murderous
agents at their work She laid the
little baby at his feet.
"Will, she said, so low that none
but he could hear. "Will, is 1t you
who can do this deed? You loved
Mark once; you loved me, too, and
maybe L did not let you know the
truth so soon as [ ought; that it was
Mark, and him only, that ever loved.
But 1 never meant to coquet with
you: Remember. L was only q young,
foolish girl and thoughtless. I never
meant to ruin your life, to drive you
to this"
The man stood rigid and SPECIFICS.
mark is IN there, VIII, a" she hurried
on; in your mothers room. the room
you saw her die in, Will He is there,
powerless to move. dying, or dead now.
One moment of this agony is full re-
venge for all the Ill ever did you. If
you let him perish, finish your work,
do 1t well, Kill me and kill my baby,
Marks boy L will not live without
my husbandi7
And she elutched her child, rose
from the ground, and faced him like
like a noble, true woman.
Then was the time that the devil
pulled hard and viii Fosters heart
and hate kept whispering to his soul,
~Revengel Revengel" while the fires
roared and swirled around as they ate
into the frame of the house.
Seconds of time were hours then.
Suddenly the man shook himself as if
to cast off some load; then hurried to
where his men stood In group, quiet
now, aching for some resistance.
Sergeant" he said. ~this light viii
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attract attention and may bring force
upon us. Take all the men and place
pickets well out in every direction
until the fire burns out, then reassem-
BILE and go back. I can finish this
work and will join You in camp. You
VIII lose no share by this.
He went back to the woman.
where is-is-he?" He could not
force his tongue to utter his brothers
name.
The tone of his voice was not harsh,
yet she looked up In terror and halt
ingly replied: Il told you, in your
mothers room But what are you
going to do, VIII? You cannot, dare
not harm him. Oh, Will kill me and
save Markl"
~Stay herel" was all he said, and she
saw him plunge through a curtain of
smoke and sheet of flame into the
house.
Soon he emerged, staggering under
what was apparently a great mass or
roll of blankets. He tottered forward
with the huge burden, laid it in place
of safety, and fell, painting and ex-
hausted, on the ground beside it.
The woman rushed to and tore open
the blankets; the man inside them was
uninjured by fire and alive. She
kissed him and cared for him, then
laid the baby by his side and carefully
covered both. Then she turned to the
man who had come to kill and stayed
to save. His clothing was burning,
his hair was gone, his face, neck and
hands a fast accommodating mass of
blsters, and he rolled in agony upon
the ground.
ha ron 4O ha x.-a1I o,1
then back to the man and gave him
drink and killed the fire from his cloth
ing, and tore her garments into strips
to put cooling bandages upon his
roasted flesh, and cried over him and
gave to him mingled words of praise
and thanks and blame and pity and
sorrow.
The servants came creeping back,
the Captain sent them for his horse,
tied not far away; upon it they put
helpless Mark, and, holding him there,
the wife and brother upon either ide,
they slowly made their way to the
nearest house, that of Annie's father.
At that door they stopped. VIII
stood by the side of his horse as they
carried his brother in. The young
wife and mother turned her eyes to
him; her look added elo1uence to her
tones and words.
"Will, dear, come back to us"
"Too late. Annie-too late-ask
Mark to forgive me. Good-by-
you'll never see me again, Annie
Annie, can you, will yOu-kiss me?"
Her arms were about his neck; she
gave him the pure kiss of loving sis
ter-of woman whose heart remem-
bered only his deeds for good.
The next morning, pale, bandaged
and limping he reported to his COM
handing officer at the deserted farm
| house which was their rendezvous.
Il settled that matter and all old
scores, finally and well, last night, :"
he said. Then he handed out great
roll of United States money. "Give
that out amongst those who were with
me-"
"All right. imagined it was rather
! private affair of your own, so I didn't
ask questions. This Will well satisfy
the boys. But why don't you hand it
out z"
I'D rather leave that to you," was
the reply. 81 have still something to
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the following instances are given.
Forty-sixth Pennsylvania, Company
D, "Charles D. Fuller" detected as
being a female; discharged.
One Hundred and Twenty-sixth
Pennsylvania. Company T, Charles
D. Fuller" detected as being a fe-
male; discharged.
One bundled and Twenty-sixth
Pennsylvania, Company f, Sergeant
Frank Mayne," deserted August a.
1862; subsequently killed In battle IN
another regiment and discovered to be
q woman; real name, Frances Day.
Second Michigan. Company F,
franklin Thompson" deserted.
Charge of desertion removed by
House Committee on Military Affairs,
Washington, February, 1887, the sol
der having had a good record and
fought well in several battles, but
proved TO be a woman; real, name.
Miss Seelye.
Twenty-sixth North Carolina, c. S.
A, Company F, Mrs. L. NJ. Blay-
lock-" enlisted March 20, 1861; dis
charged for being a woman
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Not in Jersey-Portcheste Pelham: A
prominent scientist says that mosquitoes in
variably go to sleep after 10 O'Clock at night.
Morrison Essex: Then mosquitoes must
be somnam bulists.
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Geo. NJ. Walter, Messenger of the Adams
EXP ress CO., Baltimore, Nd, says. 'Hav-
ing used Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup for the past
consider it the best cough syrup ever used.
1t has cured my children of Group several
times and has saved me many doctors bill.
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Adam might have been the t.goodliest man
of men since bOrn'' but it doesn't appear
that he ever did anything especially good for
his large family. What a lasting blessing he
might have left behind if he could have made
Salvation Oil and kill pain.
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Couldn't Stand the Meter. Miss Freshly:
Why do you poets burn the midnight oil,
Mr.. DeAtKil.
Mr.. DeAtkill: Because not many of US can
afford gas.
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THE BLUE AND THE GRAY
BRAVE MEN WHO MET UPON THE
FIELD OF BATTLE.

Thrilling Stories Of the RebsIIiOn-OId
Soldiers and Sailors Recite Interesting
"Reminiscences OF Life in Camp and on
the Field.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1890-10-30

Some American colleges would never be
heard of if the students didn't cut up occa-
sionally and do something outrageous.