Evening journal., 1890-04-25
ITEMS or INTEREST


ITEMS or INTEREST
DrILENBAcK-"W What's wrong, old fe
lowY" Budley-"Tm almost crazy.
sent phonograph cylinder to my broke
asking him whether he thought I was
blamed fool, and another one to Mis
Willetts, asking her to marry me. and
| don't know which of them this answer !
| from" Dfllenback -"What does it sayf
Budley-" Simply yes. Judge. ..~--
A Cure or no PAY.
All diseases arising from a derange'
liver. or from impure blood as boils
blotches, pimples, scalp disease, scrofu-
lous sores and swelling and consumption
(Which is lung scrofula) in its early
stages, are cured by DR.. Pierce's Colder
Medical Discovery, or the money paid fol
it will be promptly returned. Sold by
| druggists under duly executed certih-
cate Of guarantee from thu manu-
facturers.
OLD Gentleman = "Confound your
awkwardness, sir, yon are standing on
my corns." Cholly-"Beg pardon, but
weally, you ought TO feel proud of it.
stepped on the feet of the Pwince of
Wales once-and with these same shoes. =
--Terre Haute Express.
A FAIR trial of Hoods Sarsaparilla for
scrofula, salt rheum, or any affection
caused by impure blood. or low state of
the system, will be sufficient to convince
any one of the superior and peculiar
curative powers Of this medicine. Buy
it Of your druggist. 100 Doses One Dol
lar.
TRAIN Robber TO passenger in Pull
man)-"Be not alarmed, ladies and gen
tlemen, what few valuables you have left
you are welcome to. would be obliged,
however, II some gentleman would direct
me to the porters quarters. Life.
MORE houses are to be built at Creston
this year than ever, and the spirit Of
is on the increase. We are
glad to hear that the company is going to
macadamize the streets. The healthy
location, beautiful views and extra con
veniences of this most attractive part of
our city are sufficient reasons for all
those wanting a new home with large
lot, to call on the Creston Land and Inn
provement Company, 7l2 Market street,
for plans, prices, etc.
GUARDIAN" why should a rich and
happily situated young woman like you
want to get married2" She "Tm afraid
Of burglars Chicago Tribune.
A NEW idea embraced in Elys Cream
Balm. Cetarrh is cured by cleansing and
healing, not by drying up. II is not
liquid or snuff, but is easily applied into
the nostrils. It's effect is magical and
treatment win cure the worst
cases, Price so cents.
THE explanatory girl doesn t neces-
sarilly migrate, but she is very my
- Washington Post.
INTERESTING to Entomologists "Time
dies. Yes, I've often heard that; but
what kind of flies are time fies2p "Sev-
anteen-year locusts. Judge
Ross has removed from 11B Market
street to his new store 210 Market with
arge stock oflatest styles of Hats, White
Shirts, Neckwear, Hosiery, Underwear
ind Notions at the lowest city prices
Money returned II goods are not satisfac
iorY
Mrs A.--'t0h. Mr., Smith, my husband
ran away with your wife isn't 1t awfulq"
Mr.. B--"Well, 1 hardly think So Mrs
A.-"Ohi" Mr.. BIT will be awful
for him, though. Epoch.
DIR DEHARDT's Pennyroyal Pills, are
The only genuine pennyroyal pills made.
At tdruggists and by mail, 81. Office, 203 N. |
,thSt- PhilR. Ladies beware OF limitations.
MISS TozIER-'How / do love that
5erman skipper Her future husband X
Well, | like thatp Miss Tozier-' Don't
ret cynical. referred to the Strauss
waltz, Judge,
WITH Ely's Cream Balm child can be |
reated without pain or dread and with |
perfect safety. Try the remedy. II cures
'atarrh, hay fever and colds in the head, |
L is applied in the nostrils and gives re-
ief with the frst application. Price SOC, |
MARRIED.
pAYf.EY-BENNETT On ibe OH dsv of
April. by the Rev. A, y Seiuwin. Frank p.
Bailey and Viola Bennett, both Of this city.
CLEVENGER--ALLt ST. .Paul's M.
". parsonage, No. 3o5 West Seventh street, on