The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1890-03-27
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iste, lhsm 70 ssr ID
I've q he seslibiosi mo1 10 the ses'
srs s.la 10 have besa tsessepssr boYs II
pays 10 70 slos. after sli.
--0pess chat Me5ofs sad shes asked
her 10 be saise "Wbsf~ Il will place
yoa, applicsiioa 90 Ole
--Tescbsf james bad sixteen apples
sod sic aiiesa, snlll boy 10 tnenial
sfiitmtpc 'Iips 10 lhap5er DAD be DO
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Basss sm soias down 10 kill 30
n5iiof. ! scat q conmaDicslian 10 sigGed
"Iion@l.s AID She blamed fool sdiej 40
sIlT. - 10 H.
Ne lcaulieaslyl Whist would yoa
ay. dsrIins, " should ash you to be ny
~,fef DHlibg (evea mote cautiously
Al ms sod aad on'
Minister "a CHOIR leader 81 Sc you
have dspeused siiA Mr.. Deeploas's Ger
siors GSoit leadet "Yea. cir, thought
chspgr 81 bss. desirable "
--K,ank sitting 40 10 bed. ssleh 10
had Here Il Is o'clock, and nobody
CONES 70 sake NE up. shall be sure 10
iniss The tSsis.i
III is said that wooden boy has bsen
constructed that ~lll smoke cigarettes sn.
tcmslieaiiy. Well. ~e should thick that
avoodcu boy wonld DO iast that sort Of
thing
Visitor Say. Jack. what makes this
miDcs pie smell 50 iannyl' Bosrder--
Hash! Don. lie, Mrs Hsshley hear you.
Shs pnl iDsm 10 osmphor during the sum.
mcf 10 keep .be moths Of
Ats wedding, As she moved up the
Isle sn usher stopped hor aud said, "Par.
doB me, are you a member Of the fsmilyl'
M. she answered sseetly IL sm not
bn. give me good sea,. for might have
been.
How much cider did you make
i1quifci one isrmer OF another. who had
offered specimen for trial. Fifteen bar
reis, was the answer. Another sip
Well. Il you bad had another apple you
might have made anoiher barrel
The pesoemakeE Don't You know
IL Il very wrong to fight. little boy? Whist
does the good book sayl' Tommy (sho
hss just polished OF the class bully: n
dunno, ! amt read ii DO further than
David az Gerlire
--Mauie just think II is predicted
that 10 fifteen years horses will have be
come so Intelligent that they may be driv
en- without reins. Msble (regretfully) -
Yes, but wha, good will it do us2 We
shall be too old to go riding then.
LATHE sister: MA wants you. Sam.
my. Where have you been?' Sammy
"Fishin" LATHE sister; did yon catch
anything Sammy sadly "Nothin't all. =
Little sister (reassuringlyl: "0h, bu: you
will when yoo get home.
One day Ernest bad been seriously
laotured by his mother, and finally sent to
the yard 10 hnd a switch with which be
was 10 be punished. He returned soon
aud said: ] couldn't fnd any switch,
mamma, but here's stone you may throw
ut me.
IA ambitious young fellow volunteer.
ed TO report on daily paper. He was 10 |
receive no compensation at the outset. |
YES, IN beginning TO get little pay,
he said to friend after several weeks OF
the experiment: they We given me gram
mar aud dictionary.
Aunt Jane" What's this here, Benn-
mir" Uncle Bsnoni Cooking a, his cata
logael mo, 3G2. Venus OF Milo Won.
der how she happened TO lose her srmsY'
Aunt jane Shouldn't wonder IL they
were irezs of iudgia frum th way shes
dressed -or, luther. Ant dressed.
"A man said to large crowd that was
pouring out OF public ball. whats
goiug on insidey' - humorous lecture
was tie reply lis 1t over already? It's
oaly 9o'cioek No. shouted The crowd
'l,'s only about bali over
Now look here remarked the ,hir.
teen wives Of Mormon elder 10 their one
husband, I'VE have just heard from Wash.
ingiou, aud We want you to understand
that hereafter the minority doesn't lead
the majority around by its noses 10 this
house any more, aud don't you forget it.
''oi. by tue way. job" said Mrs
shuiile AZ The handed him bis warm slip.
pers, You remember that you abandoned
smoking With The New Year" YES, NY
dear. Aud found three cigars in you,
overcast pocket this very evening. Ger
,ainly II | vas smoking they wouldn't
have been there,
III somaa does not like man she
Gao ehsrseleIizs him a. 90 man ever could.
A ccrisia young mao. Mr Smith, was
noted Tor al extraordinary aud perennial
snile. One Of his lady schoolms,es de
scribcd meeting With him thu: As |
was gong out Of the church saw a smile
down by the door, sben | came nearer
discovered that Mr.. Smith was around IL.
"A seli known dintisi tried bard TO
scllec, bill. bat after macy Intellectual
~ ris said TO The debtor: Il do no, 10
Iend 10 send yoa say more bulls. and
Ion, intend 10 sue you,b n, there is one
'hiss ssn, to tell You, Every time you
AT "a piece OF beets!ake aud pass !, 10
four wife ! waa, yon 10 remember that
he IL no, chssilg thai beef With Der
eeih, nor vito your teeth, bat with my