Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1890-03-27

thinking that he had asked for AN office
of such little importance that there would
be no trouble about getting 1t. Some one
else got it, however and since that time
Pretzel has taken Il sort of grim delight
in showing through his Chicago paper.
The National Weekly" how frequently
people die in the families of HarriSon'S
appointeeS.
MesSrs. K. +. Radebaugh. ). \. Wheel
wright, |. W. Anderson and Frank O.
Meeker, of Tacoma and Puyallup. have
declared in print with their names in
small caps. as follows, replying to the
question What is &. F. To- They say:
Virtue. learning. geniuS-in wrathfu
protest and denunciation against useless
and vicious practices of mankind. such
is the extent of Trains lmacy." Now
then let the Portland Oregonian and the
Seattle Post lntelligenccr come again"
The fact is that Train is what Prentice
said of him. IA man with brains twenty
men in his head. all pulling in different
directions.
\ light from Asia. reveals sir Edward
Arnold. seated in the center Of Toxic.
madly in love with the Flowery Kingdom
and the domain of the Mikadu vow ing
that among the little "All Rights" the
bamboo- jugglers and ivory-carycr> Of
Japan. beside the Eastern sea. he will
make his home until his sun shall set
where the sun now sets for rs.
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which reads: "lIow tn make your viSage
/ harmonic with the chic of your mill
/ liner. This is. of course. addressed To
| the ladies. but the old man would like To
fall onto some plan to harmonic his
visage with something in the nature of
gentlencss when the check for the mill
liner is demanded.
"Shall We Eat or Drink" asks the
Chicago Times. Well. II i owing to
whether YOU are at barbecue or the
springs. Though they do much of h,th
at both places. and at the springs the
greater portion of the drinking is done
elsewhere than at the springs-that j. To
say not at the springs of water.
The view from the largest hill overlook
/ ing Fairhaven from about where MIR.
/ Wardner's palatial residence is being
completed is one of the most enhancing
views in all the mighty West But the
same may be said of almost any high
point in the city as they command nearly
the same view.
Your advertisements in your home
/ paper tell people outside that the city i
doing business. Mark how the news
papers elsewhere speak Of the evidence,
of prosperity in Fairhaven as shown by
the business announcements in the Fair
/ haven HERALD.
JohnStown. Pa. has had another flood.
IL is very evident that town is out of luck
History does not tell of any place. in
modern times at least. which has suffered
50 frequently from terrible disaster within
less than year. or even in many years
Every visitor of Fairhaven is struck
with the natural beauty of the situation.
and this together with the great resources
of the city will make il one of the most de-
/ lightful places To live and one of the most
satisfactory for business purposes.
sullivan is at it again. He wants s25.Ou
and the gate-money some more before he
will fight. and he shows how dangerous
he is by stunning those who come within
reach. by breezes from his intense and
Opaque breath.
The gain in lss9 over lsss. in the pro-
duet of Bessemer steel rails. ia the United
States. was l02. l45 gross tons which is an
undeniable evidence of the great annual
increased demand for better railroad iron.
\ Washington. ID. C.. letter tells Of a
great number of ladies there who pay a
great deal Of attention to dogs. This is
probably the way they reciprocate the
attentions Of the dude puppies to them.
The hum of industry in Fairhaven is
pleasant TO the ear. and the manner In
which houses are going up ON every hand
is u continual delight to the public .pir-
tied.