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Wonders

Are wrought by the use Of Ayers Hair
Vlgor IN restoring gray hair to its original
color. promoting 4 new growth, prevent
ing the hair from falling, keeping II soft,
silky, II abundant. and the scalp cool,
healthy, and nee ircnI Gandruif or luinors.
The universal testimony is that this prep
aration has no equal as a dressing, aud
Is, therefore, Indispensable to every we'll
furnished toilet.
II have used Ayers Hair Vigor for some
time and II las worked wonders for ne. |
was troublcd with dandmiI and was rapidly
becoming bald; but since using the Vigorm
head Is perfectly clear Of dandrufT, the hair
has ceased coming out, and | now have a
good growth, Of the same color as when I
was a young woman. can heartily recon-
mend any one suffering from dandruif or
loss of hair to use Ayers Hair Vigor as a
dressing."- Mrs. Lydia o. Moody, East
Pittston, Me.
some time ago my wife's hair began to
come out quite freely.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
NOMMISSTONER'S SALE

The State of Mississippi,
NOXubcc County,
=. NJ. Hickey No. li2I
vs.. In the Chanccry
John u. Hodges ct at. Court.
BY direction of Il final decree rendered in
the above-stated cause, at the April Term,
A.. ID 1880. of the Claucery Court of said
county Of NoXubee, toe undersigned Com
missioner will, on
Monday. the It'll day Of July, AID 1890,
in front OF the Court House doDr in the
town of Macon IN said county, within legal
hours, sell at public Olttcry To the highest
bidder. the following described land, lying
in ST id county aud state. to-wit
Northwest quarter of sertion 50, town
ship Ii, range IL, and all that part of nortl-
east quarter of section SC. township 10,
range II. lying west OF does creek.
| win convey only Such title as said de-
cree authorizes NE to convey, but | believe
that title to be good.
ROBERT G.. PATTY.
may3l.ts commissioner.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Cold, cough. coffin is what philoso-
pliers term "a logical sequence" One
is very liable to 70 low the other; bu,
bv curing the cold with Il dose Ayers
Cherry Pcctoral, the cough will be
stopped and the coffin not needed
Jus. ut present.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

,' . make loans on improved
Nv county ut ten cent.
A. 7. DENT.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

rs Palace Photograph
h,oualak on the 9th,
five DAYS only. BE
coming.
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BEACON
r.. Schedule

fully 10, D.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Luck," but on a little
br Itch, letter, Ring
/ For sale by ]. doncs.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
Teachers Review School.

On July 2lsi, | will organize a re.
view class for teachers and students
at Tie Public School Building in Ma.
COZ Term / to 6 weeks.
w. +. MoNCRIEFF.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

aThc Palace Photograph Car of Reed
and Wallace will stop at Drooksv!llc,
Artcsia, Starksville, West Point and
Aberdeen. We will stop in all the
towns on the NJ. n O. road during the
Summer. Don't fail TO wait for we
are certainly coming.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Col. d.. {, Do! lie, we are glad 20
learn, is Keeping books for Meizgcr &
Bro, of Meridian. The Col. is n tire.
less worker, aud will devote his whole
time and attention to his duiy.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Mrs. Bra,lcv. Mrs, j. NJ. Edwards.
Mrs. Gibson and their children are
spending the summer at Chatauqua,
n. Y.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

There was Il big picnic at Elon
last Thursday. We return our thanks
for an invitation and regret that a
press OF business prevented us from
going.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Mr.. JAS. Ilolbrooks is building two
cottages for Mr.. Jacob Ilolbcrg. on
the lot north of the latter's residence.
They will be quite an Improvement To
that portion of the town,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
CHEAPER THAN EVER,
Road Carts at $i2.00. ..,

If YOU intend 10 buy fruit trees send
your orders 10 The old reliable Pcach-
wood Nurseries nj State Line. Call
Hat our Office for a catalogue and COM
pare tho prices with those Of other
nursrrics
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
NOTICE, CONTRACTORS.

Notice Is hereby given that sealed plopo.
sails will be received at my office until
MONDAY. the 4th DAY o! AUG.
next for erection of Il bridge across
Ced IT. creek of Macon and Memphis
road.
The Board reserves the right to reject any
and all bids.
BY order Of HE Board.
ROBERT c. PATTY. Clerk.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

|. Burkingham's Dye for the whiskcrs
Is in II preparation, and ncvcr fails
to color the beard II beautiful brown
or black of Il natural shade.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
PURE LARD
AIR. NJ, MARX'S Store.

White Star Lard
Kettle Rendered Leaf Lard,
II recommend the above TO consuni-
ors for their absolute purity aud fla-
vor". =. SCIIwE ITZER,
Chemist.
The above pure lard eau DO had at
II. NJ, MARKS,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
CHERIFE'S SALE.
The State of Mississippi, 49,
NoNubee County. ITEg
Mary McGOwan

VS.. ENcCutIJH'
l.. W. and 7. h. Walker
BY virtue of the above st ted writ direct
ed to me from the office of J. f., Sennett. u
Justice of the Peace ofsaid county, 1 will on
Monday, the 4th day Of August, 1880,
at the Court House of said county, within
legal hours, sell by auction to the highest
bidder for cash, the following described
property. which has been levied on by me
us the property of said defendant, and VIII
be sold to satisfy said writ and all costs, to.
wit:
East half of northeast qnarter and south
east quarter and east half ofsouthwcst quar-
ter of section -, township IL, range 10. west
half of southwest quarter of section 33.
township Is, range III. north halt OF section
5, township "a, range 10. containing dS, n
crcs more or less. and situated in the above
county anG state.
z. 4. DORROH,
july1a-3t Shcrin.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
Notice.

Ny Office will be closed from the
18th to the 18th Of this month on nc
coun, of attending The Southern Den
tai Association,
Gao II Or rNJENT
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Mr.. Mat Clark who went TO Nilsson.
ri several months ago, has returned
to Macon with his family.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
UNAPPREC!ATIVE

IIow little we are apt to appreciate that viii h
we possess. The hardy wood.sawyor envies The
wealth Of his employer, The rich man enyics the
health and strength OF his poor n~eighbor.
Our nnnd and our time we employ
In longing for what w have not,
Unmindiul Of what We enjoy"
How much better il all exertcd Themselves to oh
tain THEN hearts longing. II poor in purse seek to
gain wealth by industrious and frugal habits. II
poor in health seek to use those remedies which are
the best and truest medicines. Among remedies
sold by druggists none is the equal of Botanic
Blood Balm for curing the ills Of flesh and blood.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

a Free scholarship can be had at
the Iuka Normal school by calling at
this office.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
Arnica Salve.

LvE in the world for
|Sorcs, Ulcers, Salt
letter, Chappcd
Is. Corns; and all Skin
positively cures Piles,
Fed II is guaranteed
Satisfaction or money
kc % cents per box
j I. ZONES
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

offer my entire stock of Millinery
at close figures and will he glad Il
have the ladies call and examine.
MATTE SIMPSON,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Mr.. Smith Holt was offered q fine
OK for Sl2 by Il negro boy who said
his name was Mat VOC. Mr.. Holt had
his suspicious and being busy at the
time called Mr.. Ed Taylor, aud asked
him to take the boy aud the OK to
town. the boy ran away and left Mr..
Tayl n with the OK to hold, He has
cstray ed il before the ranger.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
Fire F! Fire.

chine OF the best make. Apply at once ut
his OFFICE.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
PAT N T S

Caveats and trade marks obtained, and NIL
patents bushes conducted for MODER-
ARE FEES. Our OHIO Is opposite y. =.
Patent Office, ami ". can cecnre patents ~
less time than than lhose remote from
Washington,
Send model, drawing, or photo. with de-
scrlption. we advise, VI patcptpbln or not,
free Of charge. our fec nct due IN Pufent
Is secured.
NPNMPuEfrp. c'tfr* n Obtain RAT.
cnts.n With IstrNs 81 <t,oul rtirits Ia yS1kg
state, county N tpasA, .ths Pio. Aiiarsfs
@. A. 3 " Coz
WARRINGTON " q,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Maj. Mum. wife and daughter are
ut Montcagl", Tenn.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
EOR SAL
5000 REwARD'

Stolen from my pasture near Windham's
Landing. Pickcns Co., Ala, about the 18th
INST. two colts, one a roam mare two years
old and the other Il small dark brown pac-
ing horse colt Is months Old,
will pay S25 reward for the colts deliv-
cred to me at Vienna, said county, or 500
for the colts and thieves delivered to me at
Vienna, with evidence to convict and any
person who may have bought the cots in
good faith, delivering them, shah rot lose
the money paid for them, provided they
Will furnish information as to where the
thieves may be found.
Any information enabling me to find tie
colts or the thieves will be literally reward
ed. Address or cal on me at Vienna. Pick
ems county, Ala. e. b. PEBBLES.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

|of the late John Il.
placed in our hands
Ali persons who are
Twill please call and
whom he was owing
hi their claims TO us.
RIvEs g. RIvEs.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Be are prepared to do
photographs! at
.btograph Car. Don't
|ar and examine our
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

En-, oats, bran etc, for
6epot, AT lowest cash
seed meal anp hulis.
II J., l.. GRACE.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

liz g of the best
hbe Beacon Office.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
CuTATION NOTICE.


CITATION NOTICE.
The State Of Mississippi,
Noxubce County,
Mary Edmonds,
No. iIi1 VS.. H. Chancerv.
William Edmonhs.
TO William Elmonds-
We command YOU 10 be and appear be-
fore tho Chancellor of our said ihunccrv
Court ~ a term thereof, to he holden ut the
Court itouse. u the town OF Macon, in said
county. on the
4th Monday Of April, A. D 1890,
then and there TO plead, answer or lcmur
To thc Btli Of Complaint IN said cause.
Witness my ,signature and the seal of said
Court amxed, this t7th day OF March. A. ID.
iseo: EoBER.t L. PATTY.
y mru---tr Clerk.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
SYMPTOMS OF phnESIS.
CONSTITUTION or TIE BRAIN)

CONSUMPTION or TIE BRtLN)
Eestlessncss. c .everish feeling, sleerlcssncss,
periodic headaches, dizz!nrsi, dhpncs, of vision,
ringing in the ears, difficulty in thinking, trouble
in remembering names and the faces even Of
friends. The victim Of parcsis is often shocked
or annoyed by little noises and triling things.
The nervous system is often in such condition that
very slight causes, or even no cause at all, may ex-
cite to sudden oulbursts Of anger. A feeling of
pressure upon the brain is frequently followed by
seasons of dependency, mental depression alter
mating with periods of wild, Elusive hopes, When
the brain begins TO consume or decay, many o.
these symptoms become aggravated. The world
seems strange or different from what ii was in the
past, thought becomes a positive effort and life all
Intense burden.
Too often the victim Of this grent modern dis.
ease seeks to overcome these symptoms by stinlu-
lants. Nothing could be more injurious. The sys-
tenn needs soothing, toning and building up.
Something unusual Is demanded. And here is
where the great difficulty has always been-tofind
something pure and yet positive In Its results.
The late Prof. Phelps. of Dartmouth College real
lied this when he began his investigation which
resulted in the discovery OF Paine S Celery Com
pound. He knew men and women required some.
thing heretofore unknown to the world, and his
great discovery has furnished it. This compound
checks raTesis, even after 1t has secured a foothold
in the system, Taken on the approach of the first
symptoms, 1t will positively prevent theirincrease.
Its high Endorsements BY the medical fraternity
and the cures it is efiecting easily account for its
wonderful popularity and the unusual stir 1t has
caused in this community.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Hudson Clark, Camden, Ark, says: ~ was at.
nan Ei nm iictcd with tie severest form
DHu G-JcJ OF Rheumatism for about u
years, and suffered extreme misery during all that
while. | also had %catlrrl, so bad it almost stopped
nhTEpku my breathing through my noss.
uklAnhn My flesh in some places looked a.
ii It had been charred or scalded. My back was ST
lame | could hardly stand. | tried nearly every.
RuEUNATIcM thing bat found no relief
until tried 3. b. u. | used
several bottles and am now as sound and we'll as
any man in Arkansas"
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

b. goods are being re-
liz aud the display OF
Hats, FLOW
arc worth %bcholding.
fIss n. J DHLARp.
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4 lee.

Simpsons for
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lie anywhere in the
Ind sell any amount
4 NJ. l.. l. L
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The following were elected as off,
GERS OF the |. o. o. +. for the ensuing
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w IA. FED
I CossuRsyuLs. sus., Dee. L., leo.
!, PANS MK3istSH Co, Paris, rcpa.;
4 Please send ufe thee dozen 81 youf Ouyls Taste.
! less { i'll foaie. va, pleased WITH the ntiNm YOU
| last sumfaer. TIE people we're i.iirhtri uih II. I
/. gave yort Chill rouie To some ehiidstn ,ao NerH
J pale and svaTtay and tnaeiatrt, havius JEl chrnnif
| chills sor months past, Que ui thea Tar u scar. aud
, within three weeks amer I, eigni's with inc Cam
! Tonic they wete hale end hearty, with red and tosy
I eheess. 1t acted like q charm.
I W. ". srlNSoS, Il. D..
z. s. MTRrEEX.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

Hats cheaper than ever at Miss NJ.
Alliance Millinery store,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
List Of Grand Jurors.

/. ". n. Rowdle, Z L Dauizler.
\. y, Biniou. Wood Cockrcll.
Dist. ? NJ. Mahorner, l.. Oliver. j.
II. Moore. J. e. Ilibbler.
Dist 3. +. n. Cole. W. NJ Gilkcy.
n. n. Rogers, G L. AlSton.
Dist. 4. G. u. D0rroh. ID, +. Jones,
j. \. W0odfn. L. +, Anderson.
Dist. 5. Il. X. Wootten ST., W, ID.
Delhcrow, J. T. Hyram. j. II. Petkins.
There are three now in Mr., Jas. |,
Hcndcrson's family, Il little girl ar
rived two weeks ago, a tow days too
late to be counted in the 80 census.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

The incsl:mable value Of Ayers Sar.
shparilla as Il blood purifier should be
known to every wife and mother. II
corrccls irregularities. gives tone and
strength to the vital organs, and cleans.
es the system Of all impurities. The
best family medicine.
The Methodist picnic at Towards
lake on Wednesday was well attended
and quite an enjoyable occasion,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

]. W. Messer, llowcl's Cross Roads, Cherokee
County, Ga, writes: | was afflicted with chronic
cnlEc sores nine years, and had tried many
oSh-o medicines and they did m no good. I
then tried b. d. D., and eight bottles cured me
sound and well" ()
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

|orriyes at 6;3l a. III.
arrives at 1888 p. m.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

MI down 10 our sand pit
lug pulled out AMI viii sci,
'oau' Cash. Sand can be
l'"er pits are full Of water.
N, SCALES q Co.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

kcellent article of Coal at
fRATE PRICE.
arc requested to see me
Judgements for summer de.
j. W. l.OLT,
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
ISIS &
DEALERS IN
Undresscd Lumber,
Mushulnvillc and Macon.

We viii keep a supply Of lumber on our
yard In Macon In rear of Livery Stable of
&. &. Eiland, who will fill bills ut Si.s5 and
Ellis per hundred. iani-tf.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12

TF YOUR ...ACK -sCHFy
Or you Gle Ill worn on eally guod for nothing
it is general :nbility. Try
BRCWE'S ItN HTTTERF.
Il viii cure You, and & engopl appetite. Sold
by all dealer ~ medicine.
Macon beacon. [volume] (Macon, Miss.) 1859-1995, 1890-07-12
GROVES TASTELEsS Chill T0NIc

1t is as pleasant TO the taste ~ lemoa
syrup.
Tie smallest infant will take 1t and
never know it is nedi inc.
Children CRY for it. Never fs..j II
cure.
Chills ono broken will not return.
Cost you only half the pries Of othei
Chill Tonics.
No quinine needed. no purgative
needed.
Contains no poison. Cheaper than
quinine.
1t purifes the blood and removes all
malaIial poison from the system.
1t is as large as any dollar sonic ard
RETAl.S FOR so CENTS.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-03-22
A SPLIT GOLD COIN.

One of the Products of the Mint That
Rarely Gets Into Circulation.
1.-TWO tens for twenty. please, said
a gentleman to the cashieri in the county
treasurer'S office.
The cashier took the ''twenty" and
rang it on the counter. 1t had that pc
culiar dull ring that charaeterizes coun-
terfeit coins. He rung it a second time
and then inspected it critically.
''ls it bogus?" asked the owner of the
coin.
''Oh, no, answered the cashier. cts
as good as wheat, but split"
Continuing, he said: THAT is the first
split twenty | ever ran across. The
stamping-machine at the mint some
times comes down too hard on the coins
and split them; but it is seldom the
larger coins split. It's mostly 'ives'
that suffer. But they are very careful
at the mint and stop every split coin
they detect. Now, in the thousands of
dollars handled here every year rarely
find split coin. | don't think I've
found more than four or five in a year,
and, as say, the coins were mostly s.
pieces"
The split $50 piece looked perfect, and
so far as the eye could detect, bore nc
flaw of any kind. The only fault with
it was in the ring" and the split made
it sound dead" when thrown on the
counter.-San Francisco Examiner
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-03-22
HOUSEHOLD BREVITIES.

For small luncheon, cloth yard
and half square is good size, with
napkins twentyfour inches square.
Either plain or fancy cloth may be
used.
"A good remedy for the small worms
that infest the soil in potted plants is
teaspoonful of liquid camphor in pint
of water, applied once week. 1t is also
an excellent stimulant for the plant,
used for few times.
Instead of ironing the fringe of
towels, doilies, etc, comb them out
straight, while damp, with new coarse
toilet comb. 1t is well to secure one for
this purpose, though you can whip the
fringe out by beating it lightly over
your hand.
"A stamped border on linen is finished
with white silk floss in buttonhole stitch.
Sometimes the outline is worked over
gold cord and the leaves veined with
gold on mats and fine dOilies. The linen
is cut away from the outside of the Dor
der, leaving an edge of white and gold
In relief
Fried Potatoes with Corn-meal.-
Pare and slice potatoes, one-half inch
thick: put two tablespoonfuls of meat
fryings in spider and have hot. Turn in
a LAYER of potatoes, over which sift two
tablespoonfuls of corn-meal. Add salt
and pepper and little butter: another
LAYER of potatoes, corn-meal, salt, pep
per and butter. Fry slowly, as they are
ant to scorch. turn them carefully and
let brown.-Toledo Blade.
Dried Apple Fruit Cake.-One cup OF
sugar, on cup of sweet milk, one and
one-half cup of butter, two teaspoonfuls
soda, two teaspoonfuls each of cloves,
cinnamon and allspice. three cups Of
sour dried apples soaked in water over
night, chopped fine and simmered one
hour in two cups of molasses, one cup OF
raisins, one-half cup of citron, four scant
cups of -four. This makes two large
cakes-Rural New Yorker.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-03-22
COMPULSORY EDUCATION.
knowledge Means Every Thing Essentia
to "A Community's Welfare.

knowledge Means Every 1hIng Essential
to Community's Welfare.
It is now pretty well settled that
certain percentage of parents will not
give their children an education unless
they are compelled to do so. 1t is also
pretty well settled that all children
should be made to go to school. We
started our free-school system on the
notion that education for those who are
not able to get it is charity but we
have come to the time when it is be-
lieved to be a public duty, not only to
place the possibility of going to school
within the reach of all, but to put all
within the grip of the law and make
them 90 to school. This is done on the
plea of public necessity. Education is
the safeguard of the State. 1t is not
its safety-valve, but it's vital fluid. The
public heart could not beat nor the pub
lie lungs breathe without it. Vice is
the child of ignorance. 1t is proved that
knowledge is at the basis of virtue. All
ethical theories turn upon the definition
of knowledge each one accepts. If we
know, as we ought to know, we shall do
as we ought to do. All sin is the result
of ignorance. If Eve had known more
she would not have offered Adam the
apple. Adam didn't know enough to
refuse the offer, so both of the ignorant
folks ate and were lost. If this is not
good philosophy, then compulsory edu-
cation is not a good doctrine. The
schools are to save the state by giving
children such an education as will give
them character and capacity. This is
education: nothing else is. knowledge
and education mean far more than mem
orizing textbook facts or reciting a
teachers words. 1t means character,
and this means every thing that is es-
sential to the welfare of the community.
Here we have the reason why we need a
compulsory educational law.-School
IourOa1
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-03-22
SEASoNABLE QUESTIONS.
An Alleged Humorist Propounds Problems
Which Nobody Can Answer.

An Alleged Humorist Propounds Problems
Which Nobody Can Answer.
Why is it that the cynical persons who
are always railing against the parvenus
of mushroom aristocracy invariably jump
for JOY when they chance to receive a
strange invitation from one of these
strange parvenus?
Why is it that the reporter who tells
the funniest stories always writes the
dullest articles?
Why is it that the man whose lunch
consists of piece of pie and a cup of
coffee when he pays for it himself, will
when goa pay the score eat every article
on the bill of fare and then wonder what
gives him such an appetite?
Why sit that the prettiest girls always
have the ugliest dogs?
Why is it that the youth who walks to
his office for exercise" can not steel his
heart against the invitation of friend
who offers him lift in brougham?
Why is it that the lining of your over
coat sleeve always catches in your cuff
just when your sweetheart is helping
you on with you oyercoat and You want
to look particularly graceful?
Why is it that a woman's best friend
always tells Won more to her disadyan-
tage in ten minutes than an avowed
enemy could in an hour?-America.