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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05
Pills Won't Cure Dyspepsia.

Dyspeptics are ever hopeless They seel,
relief from their distress of stomach and of
liver, and find it not Indigestion, heart
burn, vertigo. extreme lassitude, loss of
energy, peevishness, etc, is the bane of
their existence and mars the compacent
feelings of others around the family tireside.
Why won't dyspeptics come and be cured
1t can be done. There is one sure way of
strengthening the digestive organs and re-
moving every symptom of general debility
caused thereby. But this cannot be done by
the taking of pills and other cathartic mix
lures. Such treatment while seeming TO
give temporary relief at first, in the end
aggravates the disease and increases the
suffering, for it is like whipping a tired
horse, it irritates and urges, but the
strength to move at last gives out entirely.
Thousands of former dyspeptics are now
happy in health and strength of stomach
brought about by the use of the finest Of
strengthening and healing tonic alternatives
known as DR.. John Bulls Sarsaparilla the
condensed virtue of many excellent herbs
1t is the biggest and the best Sarsaparilla
sold
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05
NEWS OF THE WEEK.
Cleaned By Telegraph and NAL
PERSONAL AND POLITICAL.


NJ. ALIARp, a journalist, fought a
duel near Tours, France. The weapons
used were pistols and Allard was shot
in the stomach. He has since died from
the effects of his injuries
THE question of Speaker Reed count
ING a quorum has come up in case al
New York. where an importing house
challenged the legality OF an act de-
clared passed by the Speaker
BY direction Of the Secretary OF the
Interior, Agent Waugh has been direct
ed to take prompt steps to return the
depredating bands of Utes in Colorado
to their reservations. The Secretary OF
War has also given the necessary IN
structioas to the local military author
tiles.
THE Parliament Of Holland has been
called upon to act in the crisis occa-
stoned By the Kings sickness
Nh GLADSTONE in an address to WORK
men extolled free trade. He claimed
that the results of the last fifty years
legislation had been that trade had
multiplied fivefold; that tho population
had doubled; and that the material So
cial, moral and political condition OF
the country had enormously improved
BRIGGS SWIFT noted pork packer OF
Cincinnati. is dead. He was an octo-
genarian
ADMIRAL FREEMANTLE, of the British
South African squadron. has captured
Vitu and burned the town to the ground.
Only three men we're wounded on the
British side in the attack upon Vitu
A HIGH license local option liquor bill.
with provisions similar to the law now
in force in Massachusetts, has been in
troduced in the Vermont Legislature.
THE twenty-ffth anniversary OF Arch
bishop Feehan's admission to the priest
hood was celebrated with great pomp at
Chicago on the Goth.
SENIOR MIGUEL SUAREZ CANES. now
Consui-General at New York. has been
appointed Spanish Minister to the
United States, vice Senior Murnaga, re-
signed.
MINISTER LINCOLN has left London
for vacation at home.
THE Brazilian Government has or
dered the conversion of the five per
cent Government bonds into four per
cents. payable in gold
Thirty more Armenians have been
arrested in Constantinople for conspir-
ing against the Turkish Government
The remains Of the late General
Crook are to be removed from Oakland,
Md, to the National cemetery at Ar
lington Heights. near Washington.
OWING to the new Tariff law of the
United States 1000 weavers have been
thrown out of work in Silesia
HERBERT WARD the traveller. declares
that Barttelot was not addicted to the
practices limited at by Stanley.
IT is stated that the mOdus rtrendi
which Portugal has proposed to England
opens up the Zambesi to all nations
while England agrees to make no treaty
with native chiefs in the Portuguese
sphere until the delimitation of the
frontiers is settled.
THE anti-Semitic party in the Hun
garian Diet has been dissolved after an
existence of ten years
HERR JOHANN NUSsBAUM. the cele-
brated German surgeon and Oculist,
died in Munich recently.
THE late Franklin i. Jaeger. of Bur
Engion. Iowa, left $50. 900 to missionary
socie ties and Grinneu College.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

CAPTAIN MUNRO. his sixteeu-year-old
son and crew of nine men OF the wrecked
brigantine Eugenia, which went to
pieces on the beach at Jones inlet near
Fire island, have arrived at New York
and the captain reports thrilling ex-
perience. AS the vessel went to pieces
the eleven men took to the yawl and
were being rapidly carried out TO sea
when they struck buoy, to which they
made fast They were eventually res
cued from their 2erilous position by the
Life saving crew.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

The religious marriage of Mile. Moh-
renheim, daughter of Baron Mohren-
helm, the Russian Am bassador to
France. to Lieutenant Des Eze took
place in Paris recently and was attend
ed by Madame Carnot. wife of the Pres
ident and all the Ambassadors in Paris.
f. crowd gathered outside the church in
which the ceremony was performed and
as the bridal party came out they were
greeted with cries of Long live Rus
STA. long live France!'
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

THE annual sale of seal skins held in
London showed an advance o. from so
to 100 per cent over the prices of last
year. AS this sale determines the
market for the next twelve months.
those who luxuriate in seal skins this
winter must pay we'll for the privilege
Leading fur dealers Of New York said
that the advance was something unpre-
cedented, and attributed it to the small
catch OF seals this year.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

HE decline of the -four mill in
duStry in Russia is attributed to the
persecution OF the Jews Many of
Z : largest mills were owned by Jews,
anu these having been compelled
to abandon their property. by the
reinforcement of obsolete laws the
industry on which Russian commerce
largely depends is therefore, languish-
ing. Russia is negotiating with France
Tor favorable terms for Russian grain.
the export OF which has of late largely
decreased.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

IT is reported from Constantinople
tat the Austrian and British Ambassa-
doris 70 the Porte have demonstrated
with the Sultan on the cruel trea tment
OF Armenian prisoners, several of whom.
including the young Armenian who at
tempted TO murder the archpriest
Succkias. have been tortured to death
in the prisons of Constantinople
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

JUAN GARCIA, who made an unpro-
voked assault upon the Spanish Consul.
Senior Francisco de Bagner, at Key
West, Fla, was arraigned before a
Cuban justice of tho peace, pleaded
guilty and was fined So This len;ency
has created the greatest indignation
among all classes at Key West In con-
sequence the Consul has been ordered
TO close his consulate, and he has left
for Havana
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

AT a recent session of the Dutch Par
lament all the members of both houses
being present, DR.. Mackay Minister of
Colonies, announced that in the opinion
OF the doctors who had examined the
King his Majesty's health was such that
he was incapacitated for performing the
duties Of the Government He there
fore asked Parliament to make the
declaration that the constitution pre-
kcrihed
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

COUNT VoN Mo1TKE, whose ninetieth
birthday anniversary has just been cele-
brated in Germany. has startled the
world by refusing Dukedom rendered
him by Emperor William.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

MISUNDERSTANDING GRIEHSoN saws
that recent surveys have shown that a
railroad can be constructed throughout
the Grand canyon of the Colorado at a
feas BILE cost, and liberal encourage
mcnt should be given by the Govern
ment to hasten its completion and open
up the famous wonderland. now beyond
the reach of many.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

IT is learned that the Russian Colonel
Obrutscbeff, who is now in Paris. is I'M
der instructions from the Government
at st Petersburg to conclude an Of
fensive and defens. We alliance between
Russia and France and it is said that
the progress of his negotiations has
thus far been highly satisfactory.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

Nh. SCHNADHoRsT, the Liberal eau
Gus leader and manipulation, has re-
ceived reports from all parts of En-
gland and Scotland assuring him of
phenomenal gains for the Liberal party
IN the general elections.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

THE Treasury Department announces
that under the new tariff law duty OF
1i15 cents per pound must be assessed
on all imported lead, whether in COM
bination with silver or in smaller or
larger proportions
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

On his resent trip from Montreal to
New York the Comte de Paris had
narrow escape from a horrible death.
At flattsburg he attempted to board the
train while in motion, and missing the
guard rail was swung between the cars
He was saved by trainmen.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

HUNDREDS of persons are squatting
along the lands recently coded by the
CHEYENNE and Arapahoe Indians, anx-
iously awaiting the ratification Of the
treaty by Congress that they may enter:
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05
HACKErT, ARKANSAS, Aug. 20, 1851

HAcKETT, ARKANSAS, Aug. 90, 1857.
DR.. A. Z. SHALLENBERGER,
Rochester, Pa. Dear Sir:-I wish
you to send me bottle of your Antidote for
Malaria, which see advertised in the Meth
Odist Advocate, Chattanooga, Tenn, and
which cannot get here. Fifteen years ago
my mother had third day chills, and after
trying the doctors and other medicines
without relief, a friend recommended your
Antidote: she tried it, and one dose effected a
permanent cure. Truly yours,
j. $. EDWARDS.
Pastor NJ E. Church,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

THE coal miners of Indiana, in State
convention, decided to stand by the con-
tract signed in the spring with the
operators, and not demand an increase
in wages
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

THE President has received the resig-
nation of George S Batcheller as As
sistant Secretary of the Treasury. MIR.
Batcheller will take the Office of Minis
ter TO Portugal.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

To REGULATE the stomach, liver and bowels,
and promote digestion, take one of Carter
Little Liver Pills every night Try them.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05
CURRENT COMMENT.

THE Edinburg electrical exhibition
fell 800 900 short of paying expenses
and las gone into liquidation.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

Iris stated that since the accession
~ the Gar Alexander in 1881, go, Oo0
Jews have been expelled from Russia
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

-Primus- elevation of Hodges
new villa is not particularly high. Why
is he going to call it Eagles Nest?'"
Secundus-"Ona account of the numerous
ten-dollar gold pieces he's put into it"
-Harner'S Bazar
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

Drum Major (furiously) "You
broke down dozen times during the
parade, sir. Why was that, sir?" Cor
net Player Observation-Disclosures order
to keep in time l had to look at you,
and whenever did that laughed.
Good News"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

A philosopher is one who can successfully
persuade himself THAT he is happy because
he ought to be, when he i, not.-Judge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

A GOOD rule In reading Is not to let your
voice fall too suddenly; 1t might get
cracked-Bing hamton Republican.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05
Making Up the Difierenc :.

Jones-Moses it strikes me that those
trousers are too short
Moses Isaacs-Vell. mine friend, give
you coat that's just little too long to
make up the difference Texas Siftings
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

CHD-X Colds and Bronchitis with Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar
Pixies TOothache Drops cure in one minute
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05
Mind Reading.

Mind Reading.
You can read a happy mind in happy
countenance without much penetration
This is the sort of countenance that the
Guondam bilious sufferer or dyspeptic re-
Eeved by Hostetter's Stomach Bitters wears.
You will meet many such. The great stom-
achic and Alternative also provides happiness
for the malarious, the rheumatic, the weak,
and those troubled with inaction of the kid
news and bladder
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

NEVER stamp on your wife's bonnet
You'll have to buy her a new one.-Boston
Herald.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

You make no mistake if you occasionally
give your children Dr. Bulls Worm De-
stroyerS. 1t is nice candy and while it
never does harm it sometimes does world
of GOOD
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

'WHAT'. tSat!" 'That's kaleidoscope. "
"ls its When does it begin to collider'-
Judge.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05
ONE ENJOYS

ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figsis taken; it is pleasant
and refreshingto the taste, and acts
gentlyyetpromptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances.
its many excellent qualities COM
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 500
and 81 bottles BY all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. ~. NEW YoRx N.Y.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05

QUEER creature, the barber-he does all
his head work with his hands.-Elmira
Gazette.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1890-11-05
GOFF'S
BRAID,

Whenever you visit
the shops in town,
Looking for Braid
to bind your gown,
Secure the Clasp,
wherever found,
That holds the Roll
on which is wound
The Braid that is known
the world around.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-08-01
GOSSIP.

s. Schmidt, of Jersey City Heights, had
a wonderful escape from death yester-
day. He was engaged in putting III the
root of st. Paul's Catholic school, when
about half-past two in the afternoon he
was overcome with the heat and rolled
down the inclined side Of the roof. Had
not his suspenders become fast in some
way to the gutter of the roof, he would
have fallen to the ground and met a nor
rible death. The man was quickly extri-
Gated from his dangerous position by his
brother workmen. Restoratives were APP
piled, and he was taken to his home in a
carriage.
Policeman Mackey shot O large New
foundland dog this morning at the corner
of Ocean and Stevens avenues. The dog
was mad.
Mary Lichtenlauder, of McAdoo ave-
nue., who goes by the name of French
Mary" went off on one of her periodical
benders yesterday afternoon. About
eight o'clock she became very boisterous
near her home. She was placed under
arrest ~ Policeman O'Rourke, but she
refuse3 to bulge. AS the festive Mary
tips the scales at three hundred pounds,
O'Rourke thought it would be the better
part of valor to summon other bluecoats.
Policemen A. Miller and Van Reiper
came to his assistance, but the trio could
not get the woman to the Danforth ave-
nue. station house, SO they put the Jumbo
like form into a coal cart and took her to
the cooler" This morning Judge Wan
ser fined the woman ten days at Snake
Is
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-08-01
what the Moon Saw.

yesterday said the moon to me,
Il looked down upon a small court
yard, surrounded on all sides by
houses. In the courtyard sat acluck-
ing hen with eleven chickens, and a
pretty little girl was running and
jumping around them. The hen was
frightened, and screamed and spread
cut her wings over the little brood.
Then the girls father came out and
scolded her, and l glided away and
thought no more of the matter.
But this evening, only q few min
utes ago, / looked down into the
same courtyard. Everything was
quiet. But presently the little girl
came forth again, crept quietly to the
henhouse, pushed back the bolt and
slipped into the apartment of the hen
and chickens. They cried out loudly
and came fnttering down from their
perches, and ran about in disInay, and
the little girl ran after them.
II saw it quite plainly, for / looked
through q hole in the henhouse wall.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-08-01
Armnur ana the Roothlack.

A bootblack walked into the Office of
Mr.. Armour. He had lone of his outfit
with him, but the bootblack was stamped
on his face and all over him. He went to
a gate where a guard stands between his
post and the greatest packer in the world.
"W'ere's de old mani" asked the ur-
chin.
The guard told the boy to get out.
.You tell de ole nan dat / van to see
him. 1 want to see him alone. don't
want to bodder you ner de old nan But
I want to see de old man, an | want to
see him right off,"
Mr.. Armour at his desk heard the rag
ged request. "Let that boy come in here, =
he called to the young man at the gate.
The urchin approached Mr.. Armour in a
businesslike way. No preliminary COM
pliments.
Say spoke the urchin. 81 took a nap
out dere in de alley, and while | was
asleep some o. dem kids from de Board O.
Trade come along and swiped stole my
kit. an Pm short. / want ter borrar q
dollar ter buy me a kit, an I'll pay you
back on the 'stalment plan. See?"
Mr.. Armour handed the boy two silver
dollars and told him to go. But the boy
handed back one of the dollars and said
II doan' want but one. I'm goin' to pay
IL back, and dere's no use o. q man goin'
in deeper'n his head. I allus keep my
head above de water. "-Chicago Tribune.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1890-08-01
THE ISSUE In NEW JERSEY.
Ftom as Mor.ina'a stote Gazette.

From this Mornings State Gazette.
The State Gazette some weeks ago
expressed it's belief that the leading,
absorbing issue in next falls political
fight in New Jersey would be the
frauds and outrages of the Democratic
party in this State, as illustrated in
Hudson county, and in the Legisla-
newspaper, noted for singular clear
ness of vision, has come to the same
conclusion. In a recent double-leaded
article on 1.-The Hudson Ring-Issue in
Stated Politics" THE NEWS gave express
sion to it's pent up wrathin vigorous
and startling terms. We copy that re-
markable article on this page of to-
days Gazette, and direct to it the
particular attention of the purblind
leaders of the Democracy. These
gentlemen are hugging to their
breasts the vain delusion that this
issue can be relegated to the rear,
and the public amused and diverted
by the usual old chestnutty shib-
boleths. But it will not serve. The
people of New Jersey know
now. to a moral and legal
certainty, that the Democratic
party Of this State has been
committing these high-handed and
infamous frauds in Hudson county for
years past; that it has secured local
and State power by means of these
frauds; that it has been the willing
recipient of the power stolen by these
Hudson county gangs of hireling po-
litical burglars; that it has sought to
shield these rascally tools from ex-
posture and punishment, and that it
stands convicted before the world as
their guilty accomplice and partner.
The alarmed and clear visioned
Democratic organ sees this handwrit-
ing on the wall, and frantically calls
upon its party to unload itself Of this
hideous and ruinous burden. But of
coure this is too late. 1t has become
too deeply involved; it's ubiquitous
partnership with the ring rascals is
too close, and has been too publicly
proclaimed; its hands are too heavily
clogged and too darkly stained with
the fruits of this unholy alliance.
The Democratic party is loaded up
with the Hudson county ring. as Sim
bad the Sailor was loaded with the
"Old Man of the Sea- 1t cannot be
shaken off. 1t is astride the party's
back; its clutch is secure, and it pro-
poses to ride there either to vindica-
ton or death.
The people of New Jersey will be
called upon in the November election
to pass upon this wicked partisanship
and all that it implies. The voters
will then express their opinion of a
party that brought this gang into ex-
istance; that employed it to rob the
people of their political rights; that
stole governorships, senatorships and
numerous other public positions by
means Of these crimes; that used
the stolen power to fasten that in
decent outrage, the Assembly gerry
mander, upon the people of New Jer-
| sey, to thrust a scheme of partisan
greed miscalled a charter upon Jersey
City, and to steal for the chief ring
steers who manipulated these schemes
all the fat places created for them by
this alleged charter. The people of
New Jersey, whose gorge has been
rising in helpless wrath against these
infamies and wrongs, will have their
say about them at the ballot box in
November.