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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
Chicago nnb STE Notwithstanding
Die Stem Oorter staatsaeituns"

Die SEEM Oorter Staats3eituns"
f9reibt:
SIR Stem Sort 1T bic Graae, OBJ bic
Columbus. NusfteQung bier fattfnben
foQ, abgetban. Die trampfbaften 8er=
fu9e Ginger 3eituuaeu, an Die MDgli9s
felt ober Wabrf9eiuli9teit, baB @bicago
Der Mufgabe nidt gepadfen 1T. ben
S6luB gu tuiipfen, bob man ouf Netp
Dort suriidfoaen mife. t6nnen bier uft'
m6sli9 etni6lagen. Sie @rnii6terung,
tpeI9e bier mad Der gnti9eioung bes
&eprdientantenbauies eingetreten 1T.
tpirb nidt bon Weuem burd cine fiinff.
Ii9e N%usre9ung b~erordngt werben t6ns
men, m6gen aud 10 berriidte Snbibis
buen. tpie Der 6riftlide Oberf bon Der
.MaiI", nod 10 ione Spriinge MAIDEN.
unfere Stabt mag gelegeniIih bic
8olma9ten. tpel6e He unter benz Muss
ifsnungsseIeb befbt, uerDenben ober
our6 bic 2egislatur ertDeitern la1en,
UNI lire Muieen gu Derbolfdnbigen
ober iogar GENTLE permanente ober PEI
riobii6e Snbuifrie siusfellungeu au
a%rransiren, aber baau 1T iebt bic 3eit
ober bic GinanaIage nidt atgetban,
uns es bot bamit. bur9aus feline Gle.
Die Columbus. Musfelung nirb, tpenn
Chicago fie ni9t baben fou, tberbaupt
nidt ftattfinben. Stem Yort pirb
ben BON Chicago tpeggeuorfenen 8rodeu
ni9t aufeien.
nun 1T @bicago gar ni6t 10 bumm,
tpie es ausfiebt. Die Geididte miirbe
fd tuabrfdeinli6 fir Chicago nidt Be.
3abIen, pie fie fi6 fur Stem Oort nidt
be3abIt bdtte. Wenn es alfo bas @eIo
ni9t bonn gonareB berausidIasen fam
unb bann ben 8ettel binpirft. 10 bot es
redt. Der gr6Bere &ubm Der Ser.
staaten 1T ben ghicogoern, trob allen
friheren @eidmdb. feline Is ober 20
Milionen tpertb, unb bas u benfef
mir ibnen sar ni9t. S90ner lnb ebrs
li6er udre es gepefen, Denn fe frtber
tein 10 Dummies 3eug gei@maBt unb bic
greuIide BIamage nidt auf fi1 gelaben
bdtten, Der fe iebt ~berfaner., tuenn fe
bic NusfelIuna niHt fertig bringen.
bod tpirb es bieIei1t bas @ute baben,
baB elm FOLDER Mussans fit cine Weile
au9 benz frofhmdBisen 6elbifaufblaien
@bicogo's elm gnbe ma9t. Al,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
0iersi9jGbriee Grfahrnns ctncr
Glten Wdrferin.

Wrs. Winslops Soothing Sprup wirb
BON elmer Ger belten DcttDrinnen unb ben
Wdrterinnen in ben Ser. Staaten pers
ldrieten. ST wurbe felt 40 Sabren BON
Dtilicnen, bon Wiittern unb &iubern nit
nie ~feblencem @rfclSe sebraudt, icmcht
bon benz 6 Gage a'ten sinbe, mie bon ers
mad ienen Ginbern. @r beieitist S4drfe
i'm Wasen, befreit Jon Winofrlic uuo re-
sulirt bic @ebdrme; ct peridafft fir S;ns
Der uno Dtutter Rube uno Wrhlbebasen.
8ir slauben, caB Der Sprup bas Bette
unb liderite Wlittel 1T sesen Dpienterie
uno Diarrbce bel Sinbern. slei6oiel OBJ
burd 3abnen peruriodt poer purd anoe>
re llriaden. Cine @ebrutdsanmeiiuns
mirb isoer 6luide ~beiseseten. SO If
teinS ddt, wenn ni4t bas 6aelimile bon
Curtis u. Yertins uuf Der auBenieite Der
@inpadunS entbalten 1T. Sn allen Mpp.
tbeten gu BADEN. bic 6laide 25 Gents.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
saubbeit FAM, mid. sebetlt persem

burd loeale Npplteationen, neil fe ben franfer
She'll bes Sbres ni9t erreiden ionnen. Ga
siebt nur einen Bes, bic Saubbeit gu furiren,
unb ber 1T burd con iitutioneae Seilmittel.
suubbeit piro burd einen ent3anbeten 3uftanb
Der fdIeimisen Mustleibuna Der Gufadifden
&obre bsruriadt. Benn bieie @0bre ftd emit
siinset, babt ibr einen rumpelnOen Son ober
unbolfommenes gebor; unb menn lie gang se'
idlo7en 1T, erfoIst Saubbeit, nnb pens bic
@ntalnbung nidt seboben uno biefe @obre pic'
ber in ibren aebotisen 8uftanb Yeriett perben
lam, pirO bas @ebOr fir INNER serfort pere
ben; neun 8due inter aebn Fnb Omrd Ratarrb
beruricdt, trelder nidt ole elm ent3lubeter
3aitanb Der f9Ieimisen Sberfladen lit.
Mtr molten einbunbert Dollars fir ieoen
(our4 aatarrb r%eruriadten) Bau bon Saubbeit
seben, ben mir nidts burd Ginnetinen bon
9al's Ratarrb Rur beilen fonnen. GaBt @u9
umionf gireulare frmmen.
H. s. Gbeneb 6 6 o., golebo. ..
az gerfauft bon apotbefern, rs Gents.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
gaNaae mad Garppa.

Oie 4genturen beg 9errn %. 5.
Douug, To. l Commerce : StraBe,
San Antonio o, unb $50. SOB Mains
5troBs. Dallas, bertreten nur bic
anerfanni befen europdii9en 9ampferz
2inien. 9err Ooung 1T i'm Stanbe bic
billig # EN- Huten gu geben, er=
tbeilt bereitpilig iebe gepuni6te Nuss
funft unb beFDrat iebr prompt ole i6nl
iibergebenen Iuftrdge. Wer nod Gus
rppa gu reiien miini6t, ober 8ernanote
bsthbettpmmen la1en mill, wenbe f9
an irgenS ellie Der genannten Igenturen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
GaltfurniasWeiue

Weinliebbaber finben Elm 9rOBes Gus
ger BON feinea California Weinen bel
9errn s. s. Meper an alamo
plaSa. Serr Meper iu6t bic Weine
an Srt uno STEELE aus u1b fanft brett
aus Dem &eler ter Wein3i6ter. 4ls
gutem 2euner selingt es ibm TETS, bic
beiten Sorten au%s3utpdblen. Gr tant
feline 3unben uuo 6amilien Nit etnem
guten 3ropfen perfeben. &otb= unb
WeiBueine in por3tgli6er Qualitdt
BON febt ab $1.00 per 8anone - fret
ing Saus geliefert.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14

sS~ Weun Semanb fein unb gu an
nebmbarem preiie ipeiien min, 10 gebe
ct gum Wiiions.@arten. 9ie
9erren Gbeiner & Wanl, 8efber biez
fes @tabtihements, balten barauf lire
@dfte tets bolfommen 3ufrieben 3u itels
len. Nae ia~ilonmdBisen Delifats1en,
4ultefn, Wilb, Slide, @eliigel &C. finb
bort in Der oelifoteften 3ubereitung ole
3eit su baben. Mabl5eiten tperbeu auf
Wunf6 in bic Wohnuugen Der Gunben
gefanot. Mu6 bietet ber nit Der
Speiiemirtbf6aft oerbunbene 8 a
o m bic beften @etrdnfe, tets friides
Bier unb feline 2iqu6re unb Wstne.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
aerstii6e 6ilfe blieb erfolgros.

aer;tii6s 6iffe blieb erfolgfos.
GG1s Dor adt Sabrer, idreibt Noftor gaHnttr
Gbasfa, CARRIER Co.. Wttun., bbrte it BON etneui Jest
REINFORCEMENT Gonegen BON gaftnr R6nis's Mebtein.
Gin Wtnnn rleiner 9emetnbe Itt felt etneni baIbeu
Sabre an Der Goaiu9t. aer5tli6e 9ilfe blieb erfoIe.
los. Mut nteinet 9ori9la9 lieB ber &ranfe Yaftor
&bnig's JlerpesEonic fonlmen. Ser @ebrauG Der
Grau bes arantsn fam sn mir, un f6 cit bebanfen.
Bot orr Srrenanitalt gerettef.
garfston, 0apiion Co.. 0af.. Sea. g.
gseine syrou mubte zines nerp6fet 2eibeus tueoen
bret MDnate lang Tag uub Jtadbt befuoGt tpevbeu unb
NOR ibr burdb fets Mfr3te, bic beften Wtttei nnb
grslnoe f4siHbar Mot Iaebr sa belten, benu es tuar
iab i'd bann poftor R6uig' 81 leroenitdrfer angejetgf
uno eta neier 2oHuaagsitrabl aeiste fG. na4hem
uietne 6rau rltr cine babe sfIaf6e BON bnpot Qes
branht bate, lam fe ans ibreT ~geifigen Wertpirr1ttiQ,
gRuhe unb S9lnt itenten ft9 elm nnb fe getpant bet prE
len Uerftanb tpieber, nadbem fie nur 8 sylaf9et banou
gptes mfittel fanben. ponit mir einert 70 orrneu
wteaiHen aug eirerr 70 ~trourigeu 3uftanbe retteteR,
uao fa9eu nod ale uniern bersli9iter 9anf.
" YonI S9~bufeIbers
~ !9a3 Nuda fir EerpsnIeioenbc tpirb Jeoena, Der
e perlonst, frsi s~ngeionet, uro slrreE oub bic Ntes
b1in BON uuS umionsy gelieiert
3ieie wsssisin tpuroe isIs os9nn Sahrei e9n Nottor
fetner Qutpeifrng bon Der
K5nie meoieine Co,
so @tH @noifon. Gle Clinton Gtrabe,
G5itagu. 50.
Rreis $1.oo per 6Iafdet 6 Glafden $500.
Bum gertaus in Gan Antonio bel NboIpb
Dreib, no. II, 10 nnb 81 alamo Stra6e.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
Cine 3eituna in PHILADELPHIA

= Cine 3eituns in philadelphia
bate i9 bariber aufgebalten. baB bic
boriigen, gu einem Sling b~ereinigten
Roblenbdnbler iibertriebeu bobe preife
bere9neten unb babel nod f6ledtes
@emi6t edben. Cur Strafe bopeotte.
ten bic Ddnbler bic 3eitung 5urd gnt.
siebung BON Nbonnenten uno an3eigen.
Ser iebr reihe 6erausgeber Iegte barauf
felber einen 2oblenbof an unb berfaufte
bic Sonne Nntbraeits Goblen, poles 8es
miht. 2.240 pfunb, 5u $3.50. Seine
8etfdufe ifiegen balb auf 600 Sonnen
Den Sag unb bic ginnabmen auf 49,
700. @r mag babel nidt bel Derbie.
ner, aber er bat feline &a9e uao feline
3eitung 1T 9ewaltig populdr seDorben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
ssr. W & SpYn.r !, s., m.a

Serr 6. s.. Miiaer in Der WsR.
Commerce : StraBe bdlt tets bas boil.
tommenfte Eager in 3eidenmateria=
lien, $apeten, Garbeu, @lGs, @piesel,
gIas, 8iloerrabmen, GirniHea unb allen
3ei6nens unb Walersu teniilien. Stint
leriib ausgefibrte gil6er unb 5tatuet=
ten &c. fnb in elmer iebensmertben Sol.
lerie CUR Nntdt unb gum 8ettauf auss
gefteat. SIT Sapeten unb 3immeroeto.
rationen 1T oas @ei6madpolfe uab
HeueRe bort gu finben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
SndlenS Mrutca.g albe.

Die bette Gable Der Welt fur sdnitte,
Quetf6uneeu, @efdpiire. Giebcr. unb Sdut'
gusfdlae, Gltdte, gefpruneene 9dnbe, 8rOf-
beulsn unb ale Sautfranibeiten ; furirt 3D..
morrboibeu ober feline Besabtune. B5niae
Satisfaetion oarantirt cber baS 6elb rirb
,uriidertatiet. rs Gents BITE SdahteI. Bum
8ertauf in allen apotbeten. Dreib, 8bomp.
fou & 60. Mholefnle.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
Ser CINDERELLA gd,nb > Store,

Ser CINDERELLA Sd)mb : gfpre,
Ode Ofs6puitonS1raBe unb Nbenue c.,
bieier beliebts 2aben Der Stabt, bat
ieinen neueu 8orraib bon 8 pmme II
duben fir 6erren, Damen uno
&inber erbalten uno bat cine unberz
aleid!iGe Nusmahl oqer Sorten unb
Qualitdten. Ser Cinderella : @1ubs
Store ftibst nur. bic Gabrifaie oer beiten
Jabrifen uno iiber5ietet N1es, mas i'm
bieIigen Wartt gu BADEN 1T. Speeia.
litdt fir 0erren: ber RpdforbsS 6ub,
fir So. IS berlobnt f6 Der Miibe, i'm
@inberelIa Store por5uipreGen,
ebe man anbersmo fault.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14

S. @ogel bot ben 2sib>Stau bon
8ersftr6m & @rap gefauft uno label
Seben freunoli4f elm, boraufpre6en,
ber pferbe, 8uggies &C. faufen ooer
~bertaufen nil. Mit bieiem @eiddfte
III aud bas oer 2ei6enbefattuns pers
bunben unb tperben ole Muftrdge
prompt ausgefhbrt. Ollie Gorten BON
Sdrssn tets an 0ano. 20,6,1iw
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Gin ~00nkbarfr DQtifnt,

her ittnen Gaueu ntbt senannt babsu riu, unp her
ietHe ooaitanoige MISUNDERSTANDING rem idb,pes
rent eeteen elmer, IN einem Dottrrbu6 angeSebeuen
ar3ne; %psreantt, last bur6 un8 baisIbe f~oitenfrei all
Bud enthalt Re5epte, bic in ieesr gypt6ete gena6t
pereen tbnnen. Shtdt Sure GtreIle nit 9riefmarte
an: ,Dripat 3itnif uue 9%ispenfars", % gSeit
ii. Stry Nep g)gr, q. q,
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= Die 5a,mers1a aian3 bon 3anias
mil bel ben ndditen @eiebgebungsDab.
nit Der Nrbeiterpartet g%emeinfame
Sadie MAIDEN, UNI bic Gpntrole Der Sc.
gislatur gu gepinnen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14

- Nu6 in bic r2iteratur" beg Brief.
peiens i6leidt ii6 INNER mebr Der
traReiie &ealismus ein. Sn WDumiHg
bat Elm neues poltamt ben Namen
,posettp" erbalten.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
Cine Or0imdu,

Cur Grbe6ung elmer Gopfs unb AID Va=
lorems9teuer 3ur u~ntertaltung ber
ltdbtilfen 8erpaltuug fir bas NIT
Dem 81. Tebruar 1890 abi6lieBenbe
IiscalsSobr.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14
5meie.6 eiddft am 1lamo playa.
9emti1 Gmgltihe G6mle,

can Nhton1o, Set0&.
slnerfannt tiidtiee 2ebranaaIt. fir anaben
unb Mab6en (; felt breibis Sabren in reser
@irffamfeit. 8ortreffids aebrfrafte unter Sc.
mdbrter eeituns. Ser ensliidea Spra6e pirb,
pie Der peuti6en, belle 8ednuns seirasen.
gubers en- Ilnterridt I'M 5paniiden. Ginger.
.,aben borbereitete Sduler finben i~eberseii
Mufnabme. sdbere ausfunft ertbeiIen Serr
s. @rooS, Wrdibent bcs S9uI @orfanbes
unb @ nj. 8arbed. Direction Der snifait
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Neberki0en
Gicbere Seilmn9.
uusefdbr 8 Sabre.

WH8ttdDt . SdDre.
@p6eitsr, g. g., 81 Sun, 1888.
Sd litt u~nsefdbr 8 Sabre an Der 2sber tftb
Sartlsibisfsit unb sebrardsts, nadosn i'd ssr.
Grfuls anse:panbt bate, auf alnratben eil,ss
ffreunbes Or. @usuff &Dnts's Santburser
9rupfen. Diefelben babsn mid Solitdnbis tpte>
berberssfeat.-Simun Meser, 80 Sasue'Str.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1890-03-14

$efffses Geberleieen.
Baltimore, Wb.
Gin teftisss 9eberleiben serbittsrte mir f6pn
I6naere Seit bas Qe6en. Die serldiebenifen
Miftel murben a~nsepanbt obne baB Id grlei6>
teruns fanb. Sd faufte snlebt etne Gldf1e
Dr.. @ueuft &6nis's Samburser 1rppfen unb
mug sefeten, baB bieielben mlt9 tn furser 9ett
pOlfdnbis INSTRUMENTATION. SD fam fe
Seberntann empfeblen. Span Dastb 1920
8aaf>Strabe.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-06-07
THE SOCIETY BUD.
How She Makes Her Debut and What Usu-
ally Follows 1t.

How She Makes Her Debut and What Usu-
ally Follows 1t.
A young girl who is about to enter So
;iety is termed bud because she is
an undeveloped blossom, even more at
tractive to many than the full-fledged
society girl who has had experience Of
worldly things gained by going through
a couple of seasons.
The first duty of bud Is TO have a tea,
20 which all her fathers and mothers
friends as well as her own should be in
vited. and then she is really started on
her career. Teas are rather tame af-
'airS, not only because the ice cream,
waters and coffee are insufficient to sat
iSfv the hunger of the sterner sex, who
prefer, when they go out, to have some
thing substantial if no dancing is in
order. but because the attractive girls
who are not receiving are apt to decline
being present if there is another engage
ment of a more important character
scheduled for the same evening. The
tea, however, is a highly necessary
event and it is cheap way of paying
of any number of social obligations
AT HtE lTSJ Tea lllc Duu Always HUNS
charming in her attractive white garb,
and her cousins or school friends who
assist her in making the affair pass off
pleasantly are particularly anxious TO
call attention to her good looks as they
beam over huge corsage boquets and en-
leavor to prove even more attractive
themselves.
After the tea, when the young girl
has been flattered by the attention she
has received. and has been called upon
by young men, and older ones, who have
had more experience in addressing COM
pliments to the fair sex, she is ready for
balls. germans and dancing classes, and
if she has any personal charms and
knows how to sway her form in time to
waltz, polka. yorke, Berlin. Danish
lance or militaire schottische music. she
is sure to have good time. Even if she
knows but few people others are sure to
solicit an introduction from her chaperon
or other attendant, and her dances will
soon be engaged
The first season of young girl Is for
her delightful existence. Alas, that
it is so quickly gone.-Philadelp
North American.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-06-07
"a LITTLE NONSENSE"
I'm times like these the doctor skilled
His hopes of curing offers,
His pockets are with money filled

I'm times like these the doctor skilled
His hopes of curing offers,
His pockets are with money filled
Drawn from the public's coughers.
Washington Capital.
This is somewhat of Irvine
trust, said the young man as his best
girl wound her arms about his neck to
whisper sweet nothings in his large left
ear.-Kearney Enterprise.
-Papa-''f / have to speak to you
again III whip you" The Terror-"Say,
papa, what did you have little boy for
If you can't get along any better with
him than you do?"-Philadelphia In
quirer.
-Newly-Accepted Suitor-''Well, Bob
oy, you will have new uncle soon; am
your Aunt Mary's choice for a husband. :"
Bobby (surprised)- "Well, that's strange.
heard her tell mamma, only yesterday,
thatyou were Hobson's choice. Life.
The only man whose melancholy
trip to the bottom Of the sea ever stirred
the sympathies of the people as much as
Dan McGinty was the lamented Pharaoh,
who went down in his best Sunday cha
riot some thousands of years ago.-Chi-
cago Tyre.
-Tramp-"Will you give me permits.
sion, lady, to go into your barn to com,
nit suicide?" Lady filled with PITY
Poor man! Here's piece of mince-pie
for you" Tramp-''Thank you, marin,
but I've got some Rough on Rats that
will do just as we'll. IN. Y. Sun.
Mrs. Dolliver Ito the new grill
"Noreena, throw this water out of the
window; but be sure you look out. Ten
seconds later.) What's the matter?"
Noreena-''I looked out, Mum, and
saw the water go all over as fine gem
tleman as you'd care to meet. Puck.
First officer, whats wrong wild
him, Jimmy? Can't yer lift him." Sec
ond officer-'Not a hair can I move
him" Party who has fallen-''lt's no
use, gentlemen; you might just as wei!
leave me. I've been at the West-side
,ooking-school dinner, and l ate four
amateur doughnuts. Judge.
-"Do you remember Jones who went
out West?" said one travelling man who
was conversing with another in remi-
niscent vein. Very we'll" ''He was
high strung fellow" ''He was when l
last saw him" ''What do you mean?"
"A vigilance committee had taken
charge of him. Merchant Traveller.
Lucy Jagged eleven, who is reading
paper)-'It is perfectly dreadful" Fa-
.her-"What's dreadful, Lucy?" Lucy
-'Another faithless wife, the mother
ST six children, runs off with married
man, who leaves large family behind.
Dear me, if this doesn't stop pretty soon,
there will not be any parents left. -
Texas Siftings.
Guest at eating house (grumblingly)
Bring me some reed birds. Seems to
ne fifty cents is good price for them.
though" Waiter-''Yes, sab. Reed
birds is expensive. They are hard to
get, sab, and we have to bring 'em
long distance" behind the screen
some minutes later Lively, now.
Hurry up them English sparrows. =
Chicago Tribune.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-06-07
OVER A BATH TOWEL.
Row Three Women prove Clerk to tn
Verge OF Madness.

Vow Three Women prove Clerk to the
Verge OF Madness.
The soul and body Of the dry goods
clerk waxeth weary when he sees three
women headed for his counter One is
bad enough: two are worse, but three
women in counsel over the merits of a
bath towel are enough to make poor
WORKOUT clerk wish he might depart
from earth by the electricity method.
at seems like quite good one for the
money, don't it?'' says the intending
purchaser.
well, don't know" says the other,
holding the towel up at full length and
eveing it critically. Il got one quite as
good for thirtv-seven and half cents at
Whites"
You dido"
.Yes. but it was eight or nine weeks
ago and don't s'pose they've any more
like IT,"
Il NAV be mistaken, but I've an idea
it would shrink" says number three,
taking the towel from number two and
wrapping a corner of it over her finger.
See, it's a little thin.
W ell WOuluH l HliH0 II II uIu SHrlnk
a little. because-oh, look at this one!
I.n't it lovely?'
beautiful How much is ito"
"A dollar and half.
Mercy! I'd never pay that for a bath
towel"
Nor l."
Those colors would fade"
"Of course they would"
do YOU know like good plain crash
as well as any thing for towels"
Il don't know but-see these towels
for fifteen cents. paid twenty-five fo1
some last week not bit better"
Lets see; are they full length? Yes
They are cheap. I've notion to-but
guess won't. have SO many towels
COW"
They're bargain if one really needed
hem"
How do you like towels used as
tidies?"
"Horridr'
81 think 50, too"
$50 do I-oh, let me tell you. I saw a
woman on the street one day with an
apron made out OF a red and white
fringed towel"
mercy! Looked like fury, didn't it?
How was it made?'
''Oh, one end was simply gathered to
1 band. and-there, the towel was just
like this one; and she'd taken it so ard
gathered it in so, and-really, it didn't
look so bad after all.
''Do YOU suppose the colors would run
in this border?"
well, I hardly know. l had one
very much like it once, and the colors in
it ran dreadfully the very first time ]
washed it.
Then III not take this for why if
it isn't four o'clock and
Who'd ever have thought"
Il must go"
$50 must l."
''And mo, I'll not take the towel
to-day. "-Truax Dane, in Detroit Free
Press.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-06-07
CALINO'S ADVENTURE.
A Practical Humorist Courts the Wrong
Mans Confidence.


Mans Confidence.
Monsieur Calino is practical humor-
list. Not long since he was caught in
shower without an umbrella. He sought
refuge under the doorway of the Opera
House. 1t was six o'clock, and he had
an appointment with a friend at the
Cafe de Paris at that very hour. What
will he do? The rain was falling in tor
rents just at this crisis gentleman
with a large umbrella passes. Calino
has Napoleonic mind.
He rushed over to the stranger, and
taking him confidentially by the arm
walked along with him, under his UNI
brella, saying:
I'm glad I've met you. I've been
looking for you for three weeks, old
chum, to tell you about my affair with
Clemantina.
Calino kept on talking to the man
whom he mad never seen. telling a
trumped-up story about some unknown
Clemantina, not allowing the stranger
to get in word, until they had reached
the Cafe de Paris.
Then Calino said:
Il beg ten thousand fardOns. ! mis-
took you for friend. Don't give me
away. Thanks, and he darted into tae
cafe. One OF his friends observed that
Calinos cravat was in disorder where
upon it was discovered that his diamond
pin, likewise his watch and purse were
missing.
He had been confidential to one of the
most expert pickpockets in Paris,-Tex'
as Siftings.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1890-06-07
EvAoING THE QUESTION.
How a Little Girl Upset Emperor Will
Jams Equanimity.

Jams Equanimity.
During a stay of Emperor William 1.
of Germany at the fashionable water
ing place of Ems, that monarch paid a
visit to large orphan asylum ano
school that was under government pat,
ronage The presence of so distin-
guished parsonage created quite sen
sation in the establishment. After
listening with much interest to the reel
tations of several of the classes, his
Majesty called to him bright fiaxen.
haired little girl of five or six years OF
age, and, lifting her into his lap, said tc
her:
snow, my little Fraulein, let me see
how well you have been taught. Tt
what kingdom does this belong? AND
taking out of his pocket an orange, he
held it up to her.
The little girl hesitated a moment,
and, looking timidly up in the Empe.
ror's face, replied:
ITO the vegetable kingdom"
Every good, my little Fraulein;. and
now TO what kingdom does this belong"
And he drew out of his pocket gold
piece and placed it on the orange.
Again the little girl hesitated, but
soon replied:
''To the mineral kingdom"
"Better and BETTER" said the En-
peror. "Now look at me, and say to me
to what kingdom belong"
At this question, there was an ominous
silence among the teachers and visitors
who we're listening with much interest
to the royal catechism. Could She make
any other reply than "ITo the ANNA:
kingdom?" The little girl hesitated
long, as if perplexed as to what answer
she would give. Was the Emperor al
animal? Her eyes sought those of her
teacher and her schoolmates. Then she
looked up into the eyes of the aged En-
peror, and, with half-startled, fright
ened look, as if she were evading the
question, replied:
ITO the kingdom OF heaven"
The unexpected answer completely
upset the equanimity of the old gentle
MANN. Y. Ledger.