St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1890-04-15


Their score cards each one quickly
scanned
And paier turned as they perceived
The game could never be retrieved.
What could avail home run nows
The ball crank wiped his dewy brow
And heaved n sigh of direst woe.
To him it was bitter blow.
For who can tell how dear TO him
Are Hudson, Miller Hengle Ryn,
And all the other boys in gray
That lost the game but yesterday.
The Methodist ministers have again
taken up an attack upon the church So
ciaI. and have branded it as an institu-
ton of the evil one. 1t is probable that
the success of the gatherings breeds
jealousy in the breasts of the dlylneS.
who believe that their subjects should
sacrifice themselves more than once
week to listening to their dry sermons.
These attacks have become a regular
thing, and when all else fail, it is prob
able that the Methodist clergy will turn
upon each other and give the pnblic
little racy reading. The Methodist
ministers are nothing if not combatlVe.
Now it is the plumbers and their
bosses that are liable to have a falling
out. If the ice men would only follow
buII llle puUllC dl lul &c hOulN wv N'N
sauguinary conflict from afar With an
amount of quiet vindictiveness, eng en-
dered by long series of itenlZed bills,
Misunderstanding in their magnitude. Inc
verdict of the people will be: LET the
merry war go on"
He was not drunk, neither was he in
Xicated; but he had neat, we'll
ounded, active little 'still'' underneath
his coat as he wandered up to the desk
of the West.
Did No. register my name?'' he in
quired.
Yves, there 1t is" responded the gentle
manly clerk.
'D6ggone him, told him not to register
me. was not TO be registered
But he was there, and as a way out or
the difficulty, he turned to couple OF
reporters who we're copying arrivals
and explained:
"You won't publish my name, will you,
poys? You see it is this way: Ny mother
in-law lives up here on Portland avenue, and
] took dinner with her tonight got away
on the plea that l had to start for Chicago,
as my wife would be lonely. Now, want to
have little fun tonight, and ] don't want
her to catch OH. See:h
He was satisfied and wandered away
with his friends, looking for good
iiLuc. WIlllG HIS SOOU Olu HIOlllOl-lh-ioH
lay down to sleep, thinking what de-
voted husband her daughter had found.
1t behooves the public to watch that
grand jury. If it calls 800 large sum
of money what would it call $1,000?
From present indications the man
who gets the probate iudgeship will not
get it wholly on account Of merit and
ability. Bill Merriam sees election day
too close at hand to allow any high con-
siderations to move him.
At last Minneapolis stands revealed
as nothing but village. When alder
men are worth $500 per pair, their city
has no right to metropolitan preten-
SiOnS.
There was big surprise party in
store for the druggists who met in the
lumber exchange last night. They were
busy discussing just how one man could
afford to sell DR.. Cureall's own specific
for so cents bottle when the regular
market price was listed at just twice
that amount. 1t was well on towards
II o'clock when the meeting adjourned.
and then the discovery was made that
the janitor had gone home and locked
about thirty of the pill mixers
inside the building. There was only
one way out, and that was to
climb over the big gate. A small boy
would have thought nothing of accom-
pliShing such feat, but some of the
druggists are of ample girth, and two or
three of them could fill the presidents
chair with grace and ease when the fat
mems club is in session. 1t was hard
task, but they kept at it. and finally the
last man was over. Now it might not
be safe for that janitor to carry pre-
scription to a drug store, especially ir
the said prescription called for the in
gredient wink popularity suppOses to
convey into soda water on Sunday aft
ernOon.